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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Portions of this program were pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You're a radio Radioza Radios.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Anytime you're ready.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
It's Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Wink up in robodicas here week goo Elvis?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
What els.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
On the radio? Hey, so producer Sam, Happy thirtieth birthday
weekend to you have a birthday.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
I got about forty eight hours before I can officially
celebrate it. But I'm starting.

Speaker 7 (00:38):
Well, let's go ahead and let's start it now.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I remember my thirties as it was yesterday, even though
it was nowhere near yesterday. I was working for this
same radio station in this very same uh the same city.

Speaker 7 (00:51):
And living life, loving life. I will tell you the older.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I got in my thirties as I was approaching my forties,
the better life was. Life kept getting better. Life keeps
getting better, even during these times that really suck ass. Yeah,
life is great.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
I have that expectation. I really like. I hear really
good things, especially about the thirties. Like I hear it
does continue to get better. But this is the first
time because I've always been one of those people that
hate aging, I really do. I'm actually really looking forward
to this entire decade. And I'm not even entirely sure why.
I just feel like it's right.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
You know what I did in my thirties. I got
married and I hadn't babies in my thirties.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Say let's start there on day one.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
There is no race. Was that was Danielle's timing? What
about your thirties, Gandhi talk about him.

Speaker 8 (01:43):
My thirties have been almost exactly the opposite of Danielle's.
And I have just spent it moving around and traveling
and you know, get coming here and it's been the best.
I think it has been hands down the best decade,
and like Elvis said, it gets better every single year.
I have loved it. I don't have any sadness, and
I think that the whole thing with aging is just
a sad, very Western thing to get worked up about.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Like I think, there's so.

Speaker 8 (02:08):
Much beauty and age and you get wisdom and you
learn things that you didn't know before, and you keep
getting better in my opinion, Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Right, I agree, And you know aging is a moisturizing thing.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Just good talk to Bobby Brown. She'll teach you.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yes, I love what you just said. Gandhi. Aging is
a Western thing. Aging is actually a beautiful thing. Yeah,
go further into that. I love how you said that
because I so agree.

Speaker 8 (02:34):
So I think I know so many of my friends
that like, as we approach thirty, they started to freak out,
Oh my god, I'm thirty years old. I'm thirty years old,
and I don't see a lot of my friends who
come from the Asian background where I come from as well,
feeling that same way. And we have always been taught
that age actually is beauty and that the more you
learn that the substance inside you is so much more important,

(02:55):
and that substance doesn't age. Your outer body might and
other things might change, but inside you are growing more whole.
Every single year, you're completing yourself more, You're learning more
about yourself, and I think it's so important and there's
so much respect I think in the Eastern culture for
older age and for people who have a lot to
teach you and a lot to tell you. And I

(03:15):
don't think it's appreciated as much here.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Wow, I couldn't use the Eastern culture for the last
like fifteen or twenty years.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
You can use it now.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
This is your opportunity to use it today.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
All right?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
So you know me, I love Glamour the magazine, so
all things. I went online. I found this list on Glamourmagazine.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Dot co dot uk.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's called the thirty Empowering Things every Woman should do
before she turns thirty. So you have two days to
get all this accomplished. Number one, very stop. Number one,
stop worrying about your age.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Age is a.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Number, Okay done.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Number two, Get educated in something you love doing. What
do you love doing that you haven't scratched the surface with.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
I started. I've always loved the music. I went to
musical theater high school, and that kind of fell by
the wayside as I became a quote unquote adult. So
several months ago I started paying for a professional guitar lesson,
so I think that counts.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Yeah right, I love it when women play guitars. I
think they're so high.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm not right.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Number three, face of fear.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Is there anything out there that you just you always
shy away from that you know, maybe you should face
it and get it.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Out of the way.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
There are bigger things that I know I have to
do in the future, but I've been very afraid of
these heights at the rock gym I go to, and
as of recently, I've started climbing the tall walls and
screen the whole time. But I'm doing it all right.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, step out of your comfort zone, which almost sounds
like face your fear, but it's not the same thing.
A lot of people are uncomfortable being by themselves. What
are things that make feel comforble a little more eager
to merge into have.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
About very weird conversations with family members during this day
and age. I've very been, you know, my whole life.
Don't have the conversation you know won't go well, But
I've become better at having them because I think they're
necessary today.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I love this text message best advice for your thirties.
You're old enough to know better, but young enough to
still get away with it. Hello, have your birthday. Hell yeah,
there are thirty items here. Let's just roll through these
and see if anyone can any of them catch on.
Take on a physical challenge, go on a blind date,
well you're in a relationship. Experience culture shock, yes, heart,

(05:36):
and quarantine. Begin journaling. I don't know, it's up to you.
Do some self reflection.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Do you do that?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Do you stop and think about what you're feeling and
trying to be aware of what it's doing to you,
if it's good or bad.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yes, I'm very in touch with only myself and nothing
around me.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Overcome heartbreak? Is there something from your past that still
breaks your heart that you need to get over?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
There is?

Speaker 6 (06:02):
That's that one. I could use the roadmap too, but yeah.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
There is.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
Then I'll go back to that one. Overcome heartbreak.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Strange as it sounds, a broken heart is something I
believe every woman should experience at least once in her life.
Why for a start, it's inevitable, and despite the fact
that it hurts, it doesn't have to be this horrifying
thing we perceive it to be. Experience your heartbreak, learn
something from it, and find a way out of it.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Get your adrenaline.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Pumping, create something, fail at something. I did that in
my teens. I didn't have to wait till bout thirty.
A break a bad habit? Do you have a bad
habit you need to get out of?

Speaker 10 (06:41):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yeah? Face picking? I pick my pimples.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Okay, take up an unusual hobby. Get a complete makeover,
fight for something you're passionate about. Live overseas, which I
don't encourage you to do today. Read a life changing book.
The thing about life changing books is you don't know
their life changing until.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
You've read them. So keep finding books to read. It
doesn't have to be self help.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
It could be a novel that's written so beautifully, the
story is told so so perfectly.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
It changes your life. Slummet. Take yourself out of your
comfort zone your house.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Spend a couple of nights somewhere considerably, considerably less comfortable,
Like go to Scary's house.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
That's pretty much uncomfortable.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
So uncomfortable.

Speaker 7 (07:23):
It's not it's a very nice place, but you know
it's scary there. It'll make it'll be uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Uh. Do something for charity. See your favorite band or
singer play live well. Travel alone. What's the last time
you traveled alone?

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Ooh, about five new years ago.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Unplug for the weekend, become begin practicing self love, Make
amends with someone you hold a grudge against. Practice gratitude,
Start saying affirmations. Develop a morning routine which you have
and write your own list. Use lists. You know what,
there's so many in here? What do you guys think
about any of this stuff.

Speaker 9 (07:59):
I think it's so true and so important.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
And I think no matter what age you are, even
if you've passed thirty and now you're in your forties,
you should still try to do those things because you
never stop growing and you never stop becoming more of
the person that you want to be.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Yeah, what's scary.

Speaker 11 (08:14):
I'd like to add one, and that's hit the reset
button on your friends. Why don't you take an assessment
of everyone from your teens and your twenties and.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Just rid the toxic people, like, extract each.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
One of them out. It's not larious start over because.

Speaker 11 (08:27):
You are an adult, right and you have more mature thinking.
That's my that's what I did.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
And things change and people grow.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, yeah, don't carry that all them, tell them, tell
them you're extracting them definitely.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
And you know me, Sam, I you know, I feel
like you're only as old as you feel. I know,
sometimes when you get out of bed, things creak a
little bit more. But but you know, I always say,
live life to the fullest, don't worry about your stupid number,
have a good time, do you and no one's better
at doing you than you are.

Speaker 12 (08:58):
Sam, so have.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
Fun pretty good at it.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
But I feel like what you're saying, doing you.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Different topic, different that we told you to do other
people to do, to do that sounds hot.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Look, you know, have a wonderful birthday.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
You know we love you, And I think the best
gift you can give yourself is your the gift you're
already giving yourself. You're surrounding yourself with people that love you,
who will be here to support you, and uh, there
you go.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
I think you're on your way to a wonderful, wonderful decade.
Good for you.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I am.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
I do have to admit I'm feeling a little bummed out.
I don't get to celebrate in the presence of people
I love. I've become very used to seeing you guys,
especially on my birthday, so that part is tough. But
the silver lining of this quarantine is it has left
all the time in the world for self reflection, and
enough self reflection really can help empty out most of

(09:54):
the things on this list. So as long as I
continue to do that, it won't be for nothing. You know,
you to try and make the best of the crappy
situation we're in.

Speaker 9 (10:03):
Oh, I got another one one.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Yeah, you're in a good one, a good crappy situation.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Now, look, write a book, and you know you don't
have to write a you don't have to write a
book with the intent of having it published. But writing
your life, which is a version of journaling. I guess
writing your life down it changed my life. It changed my.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Life really therapeutic.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
It was, you know what, because you need to examine
your life. And sometimes you can sit there and have memories.
That's not examining your life. That's having a memory of
something that happened to you, writing it down and reading
it to yourself.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
You relive it, the good and the awful.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
And it is important because even the awful stuff from
your life that you read back, it helps you figure
out a way to get to get out of that maze,
to solve that puzzle. I can't I can't say it enough.
Write down your life. In moments in your life that
you feel were the best and the worst, just write
those down, write a paragraph about the good and the bad,
and you'll be surprised you learn about yourself anyway.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Happy birthday, Thank you kidding.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
We love you. Have a great weekend.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
I love you. I'm sorry for all of the shenanigans
I used to share on social.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
He's apologizing ahead of time.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
I have no expectations for myself.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm gonna play hooky. Goodbye, el mister ran in the
morning show? So how well do you know all of us?
That's the question. Do you have someone on the phone?
Is anyone calling?

Speaker 7 (11:38):
One's so.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
On us today? So I don't need anyone unless you
find someone.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
So here we go.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Who on our show would donate to a charity anonymously?

Speaker 7 (11:57):
Go Elvis?

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you you'll never know.

Speaker 9 (12:02):
Ski would make sure that everybody knew and post about it.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Let you know that is true. Who on our show
would most likely come to work drunk? Come to work drunk? Okay,
all right, there you go. Who on our show would
get on a motorcycle with a stranger?

Speaker 9 (12:26):
Gandhi, Gandhi, you're not wrong about that. I probably would.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Do you have someone on the line we can put
on a play along? Who on our show would go
skinny dipping?

Speaker 9 (12:38):
Also true?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yes, I'm the drunk and you're the the daredevil psycho.
Let's see who on our show would win the most
money on Jeopardy.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
Nate Nay you think, yeah, he's he knows a lot
about it. He doesn't. He knows a lot about it
a lot.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Nate, Nate, Yeah, Nate, we demand you most likely to
win most money on Jeopardys.

Speaker 13 (13:04):
Oh, thank you?

Speaker 7 (13:05):
I mean it's obvious, right, exactly?

Speaker 9 (13:07):
No, not really, I disagree with that.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
I was going to say Gandhi, But that's I was
going to say that I know.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
The answer to this. Who on our show would be
most likely to bungee jump? Gandhy?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
I've done it.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Too, so oh yeah, yes, oh you did jump? Yes,
I have hold on, wait a minute, I've done something, skinny.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
Who on our show is most likely going to die broke?

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (13:33):
All of us?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Us?

Speaker 9 (13:36):
I know, I don't know the tough one, Froggy.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
You'll say him because Lisa is gonna make him broke.

Speaker 14 (13:43):
I was thinking that, but I didn't want to say that.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
You've got Nicole on line sixteen. She says she's been
listening forever. She knows this really well. Hi Nicole, Hi,
how you guys doing?

Speaker 7 (13:53):
We're doing okay?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
How well?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
How well do you know this? I mean, how long
have you been listening? And how closely do you listen?
When you do listen.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Usually like an hour and a half every morning, but
since like elementary school, I think pretty much forever.

Speaker 15 (14:09):
This year.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
We've been around a long time. Thanks for.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Nicole, who on our show would most likely encounter a ghost.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Oh, Danielle, Yes, she would have encountered.

Speaker 16 (14:25):
She would go looking for.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
One exactly on our show, would get a tattoo while drunk.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Oh goodness, I would say, ghanhi, give me that.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
In our show. Would run for public office.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
I know everybody wants you to do it, even though
you don't want to.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Yeah, they wouldn't run for mayor never. I would never
saw who else?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I feel like scary.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
He's already the mayor of a flavor town or something
like that.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
Okay, here's one who on our show is most likely
to become a cat lady.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Oh yeah, thank you?

Speaker 7 (15:09):
All right, now, you guys want to spice it up
a little?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yay?

Speaker 17 (15:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Nicole, who on our show would offer to have sex
with a partner just to end an argument.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Done that before?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yes, Yeah, it's like, I'll stop yelling at you if
you just do me now. I'll do you now if
you'll just shut up. Who on our show Nicole is
most likely to go to a strip club.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Ye, Scotty B Scott.

Speaker 18 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Who on our show would go on vacation just to
find a new sexual partner? Alright?

Speaker 7 (15:56):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Who on our show would get called pleasuring themselves in
our office?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Scotti? B oh, Scotty too soon?

Speaker 19 (16:05):
All right?

Speaker 7 (16:07):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Nicole, who on our show, by the way, this is
Nicole's sorry our show, is most likely to walk around
the house naked while they're alone. Oh, Froggy, Okay, Froggy,
do you let it swing when you're walking around?

Speaker 13 (16:24):
I might have done that a time or two.

Speaker 16 (16:26):
I mean he does do in the backyard, right, I
think Nate.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
Nate's naked at home a lot. I think for a
week he's been but holding my furniture.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Nicole, who on our show is most likely to have
sex in their parents' bedroom.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Hmmm, I'm gonna have to say, Nate, that's right.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
You have done it on your boss's desk.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
He did it on my desk.

Speaker 20 (16:56):
I'll do it in your bed. I'll do it on
your desk. I'll do it in your kitchen, but not
in my pay.

Speaker 7 (17:01):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Finally, who own this show would most likely try bondage
in the bedroom or maybe already does.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Oh Gandhi seems like the wild.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
I'm realizing a lot about this through this, I say, Gotti,
no matter.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
For some reason, you have led our friend Nicole to
believe that you're you're a wild spirit.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
You're out there.

Speaker 9 (17:27):
I like it. I'll take it. I don't disagree with
anything you've said, Nicole.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Oh good, all right, Nicole, I go have a good day.
I appreciate you to us.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
And now you have how long have you been listening,
because you know this show has been on twenty five years?

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Probably about twenty wow?

Speaker 7 (17:43):
Wow, Well we thank you so much for that. You
have a great day.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Okay, you two guys, Bye, there you go.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
By the way, Scotty's wife just texted me and said,
this really isn't helping anyone's case. Nate, Scotty and Froggy
sound like a bunch of pervs.

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Speaker 2 (18:36):
I'm gonna ask you something about relationships. Look, either you're
in a relationship all the way or you want to
be single. But there's also that in between things, the
casual relationship. I met a couple over the weekend and
it was wonderful how their relationship is very, very casual.

(18:58):
They're not going for everything at the same time. I
don't think they're dating other people. I just think I
don't think they have time because of their careers whatever.
But there are a lot of people who actually like
it that way. And there are a lot of people
out there who don't understand how you can be in
a relationship and not be full throttle like you know,
but their friends are just totally against it. They can't

(19:19):
see how you can be that way. They think you
have to be all or nothing.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, but see if it's if it's working for them,
that is nobody's business.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, I know exactly. But for instance, line twenty four
let's go to line twenty four.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
This is sever and high Severn. How you doing, good.

Speaker 21 (19:38):
Morning, Elvis. How are you.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Doing very well?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
So you've been with your boyfriend for four years now
and you consider it like a casual.

Speaker 21 (19:45):
Thing, right, Yes, but we are exclusive?

Speaker 7 (19:49):
Okay, So now.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
What how do you describe casual? Exclusive?

Speaker 21 (19:56):
We only see each other. We see each other maybe
twice a We've only had two sleepovers in the four
years we've been together. If I see him, I see him.
If I don't, I don't.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
We just it just works, right, and you're totally convinced
it's it's definitely.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
Uh, you're just with each other. It's monogamous.

Speaker 21 (20:15):
Yes, absolutely?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Okay, Well all right, so I mean do you have
any friends who are like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Or what's wrong with him? I mean, do you have
cample here? Yeah? Talk about that? Like what are they
say it?

Speaker 21 (20:26):
They just think it's odd. They think we're just stuck
up each other all week and long. And even when
we lived the block away, I still like selling once
a week. And it started off because we have totally
opposite work schedules.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Right, So he's not your number one priority.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
In your life.

Speaker 21 (20:43):
He is, But you know, I don't know, well.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
As long as it works for you. But you see,
there are people listening.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
To this right now going no, I don't know, but
you know why. It's because they're comparing it to what
they believe is what it should be. You know, it's.

Speaker 21 (21:01):
Exactly and I've had that. Yes, yes, would.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
You be upset if he's if you found out he
was seeing somebody else, I'd be curious.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
But look, if this once or twice thing a week,
this once or twice a week thing is working for you,
that's excellent. Yeah, you know, and I hope.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
You guys at least talk about it.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
You talk about the fact that you do have a
unique relationship and it's great it's working out this way.
And see what he says, I'm interested to see, you know,
And we do talk about that.

Speaker 21 (21:29):
We do talk about that he can go out and
do what he wants and I'm not blowing up his phone.
I'm not worried about where he is, and he doesn't
worry about what I'm doing. It's just it's great. I mean,
I've had that relationship where we're with each other all
the time, and this is just it's nice.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Right there, you go all right, Severn, thank you for
listening to us. Go have a good day.

Speaker 21 (21:48):
Okay, thank you you too, Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
See. You know, I see I have an interesting relationship
with Alex that people are questioning because we're only together
like four nights a week, sometimes three nights a week,
and it's just the way it works.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
It's working for us beautifully. We love it like this.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
As a matter of fact, when we talk about moving
in together, I know we both stop and go ooh,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
We want to do that. I don't know. Hey.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Line twenty one is Amy Beth calling from Harrisonburg, Virginia.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
Hello, Amy Beth. How you doing?

Speaker 18 (22:16):
I am well hera All, y'all.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
We're doing okay. So you've been in casual relationships and
they work for you, I mean, are you in a
relationship currently?

Speaker 18 (22:26):
No, I'm not currently. I've decided to spend time working
on myself and not worrying about anyone else.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
Oh yeah, there you go. I love hearing that.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
So even if like the perfect person arrived on your
doorstep today, you would still go, m I still got me.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
I got to work on my stuff for now.

Speaker 21 (22:42):
Unfortunately, I have.

Speaker 18 (22:43):
To say that's true. I probably would, But you know,
it's what you put into a situation that makes the relationships.
So if I'm not ready to put myself into it
and I'm not invested in it and it doesn't go anywhere,
well yeah, that's on me. But this doesn't mean I'm
any less interested in what I'm dealing with at the time.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
How do you respond to people who say the following, Well,
if the right person came along, it would be a
different story, but obviously they haven't.

Speaker 18 (23:09):
I mean, well, I have been married, I have lived
with people, and I have been in casual relationship, and
I don't think that any one of them is better
than the other. I tell them that if that right
person does come along and I know it, well, maybe
the dynamic will change at that point, but currently that
hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
There you go. You know what, It's just really funny
how everyone's so quick to judge without thinking it through.
And someone just send a text is says relationships with
integrity don't need definition. I think that's really will put.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Yes, I agree, I agree.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
We hear more and more from people who say they're married,
but they don't sleep in the same room or the
same bed. They need their space, and they are saying
that the relationship is working because they're not forcing the
relationship that people are expecting them to have.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
My husband would like to do that just because of
my snoring.

Speaker 7 (23:58):
There you go, okay, but.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
You know that's that's one reason why people don't sleep
together because it's snoring.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
There's nothing wrong with that. Now, now let me ask
you this, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
What if what if Sheldon said I want to propose
something to you, why don't we have separate bedrooms? Would
you what would you do? What would you say?

Speaker 21 (24:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I get it because I know he doesn't get such
a great night sleep because of my snoring, but I
would miss him be next to me.

Speaker 7 (24:22):
All night, you know I get that?

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
All right, Amy Beth, thanks for listening and thanks for
for sharing your story.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 18 (24:29):
Absolutely, have a great day everyone you too.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Jordan online three a different way of looking at it,
but this is real, Jordan says, too jealous for a casual,
casual relationship?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
What do you mean by that?

Speaker 16 (24:41):
So I try not to think of myself as like
territorial or anything like that, but I.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Mean I'm a leo, So what's mine?

Speaker 22 (24:49):
Is mine to make myself up, so not to shoot
my own horn, but like I'm enough, So if.

Speaker 16 (24:59):
I'm enough for us to just be like exclusively together,
then I mean I support whoever wants to have a
casual relationship.

Speaker 21 (25:08):
Just that's not my cup of tea.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
And gotcha.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, now you're not alone. There's a lot of people
know it's all or nothing like like I'm not a
lot of people are living a life and maybe you too, Jordan. Like,
if I'm going to invest myself into you, you better
invest yourself into me. And we are exclusively and if
you know, if you have time, uh time away from
work or whatever, I want you to put me first.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
I want to be that number one in.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Your life and that that is that is not the
definition of a casual relationship, I don't think. But that's cool, okay, Jordan.
And it just know you're you know, you're not alone.
A lot of people look at.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
It like that absolutely not yahn't right.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Wait till you hear this next call. I'm kind of
curious about line seven. We're about to go to Jordan,
Thank you very much. Jessica is online seven not in
a casual relationship, but you're saying you don't recommend it.

Speaker 23 (25:54):
No, I actually don't talk about it.

Speaker 19 (25:57):
So I've been.

Speaker 23 (25:58):
In a relationship for a very long time and we
transitioned into a casual relationship just because the guy felt
like there was too much pressure going on. And I
actually disagree. I feel that if you think that you
can't be in a serious relationship and you want something casual,
it's because you want to be able to have freedom.
And in regards to sleeping in separate beds or being

(26:20):
in separate rooms, then.

Speaker 15 (26:21):
Just look for a room.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Wow, you're saying, I feel so you're saying your relationship
was that you were staying in the same bed and
now you're not, and you're saying it was a mistake
for you to.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
Go that direction.

Speaker 23 (26:34):
Correct, Because I feel like a couple, a real couple
who build a good foundation, shouldn't have casual unless it's
somebody who tried the marriage, has the kids, done it all,
and just wants a companion, like a temporary companion, just
to have somebody on call.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Okay, keep in mind, though you know there were different
there may be different definitions of casual rolling around in
people's minds.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
Right now, I'm not talking about a.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Casual where it's so casual you can date other people
or see other people. I'm just saying it's it's it's
not the norm that we that we usually.

Speaker 23 (27:08):
Right, I agree, but I feel like casual allows the
definition and allows the privilege for either party to do
whatever they want. Because that's a definition of casual. There's
no worry, nobody's required to check in on anybody, and
you could have a serious, normal relationship and not call
them every day and see where they are on an
hourly basis. You can call them if you have something

(27:29):
going on in your life where you're you know, employed
all day and you're doing something actively, or your parents.
You don't have to call the other party and be like,
what are you doing every hour of the day? Cha
serious relationship as well.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I will tell you this. I don't know if you
guys notice, but several people have texted in saying, oh
my god, what Elvis, you and Alex don't live together? No,
we don't, not seven days a week. We are together
three or four nights a week. And there are a
lot of people out there that don't really understand that.
I mean, what do you think of that? Do you
think I can I can have a successful relationship and
only be with them three or four.

Speaker 23 (27:59):
Nine, Absolutely, because there's a lot of marriages that are
like that right now. There's women and men that work overnight.
They don't see their husband or their wife throughout the night.
They see them as shift changing, and they probably share
one or two three days of the week at home together.
So that's as equivalent to you not being with your
partner seven days of the week.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
There you go, look, thank you for sharing. I appreciate it,
and then you have a great day. Thank you for
listening to us. Gandhi. You and your last boyfriend were
you were casual?

Speaker 7 (28:31):
Right?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (28:32):
I wouldn't even have called him a boyfriend, the one
that I was dating when I first moved here.

Speaker 9 (28:35):
I mean, it was very casual. We knew that there
was an end to it.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
I lived here, he lived somewhere else, and he went
off to a place that's a.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Little different than I guess.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I guess there's a whole spectrum of casual, the far left,
the far right right. But your new guy you're with now,
you don't consider casual.

Speaker 8 (28:50):
No, I would definitely say that serious. But everyone has
their opinion on Oh my gosh, he lives in a
different state.

Speaker 9 (28:56):
Are you guys going to live together? You have to
he has to move. No, Why we're good, right?

Speaker 4 (29:01):
They see each other a lot.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
We do too much things.

Speaker 13 (29:05):
Different things work for different people.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
Some tacle.

Speaker 14 (29:07):
If they were together all the time, it would make
it worse. It's almost better that you have. I am
not purple days here and all right.

Speaker 9 (29:14):
I don't like twenty four to seven.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
I feel like living with my last boyfriend ruined our relationships,
so I don't know that I want to do that again.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
So you've had to talk with your current boyfriend, and
you guys understand that you are just with each other.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
Yep, that's great. The thing is here and I know this.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I can be with Alex for two weeks every night
for on vacation and we get along fine. So I'm like, okay,
I think we could do this. Yeah, okay, Ill Mariam.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Elvis ter Wran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Hey, oh, Froggy, ye, Froggy, don't be so down. I
know that you're upset because you and your wife Lisa
are not speaking.

Speaker 13 (30:03):
Yeah, we went to bed not speaking to each other.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Least, well, hold on, I have her on the line.

Speaker 13 (30:07):
Oh, well, maybe she'll talk to you.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Good morning, Lisa.

Speaker 24 (30:11):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
So Froggy says, you're not speaking to him because he farted.
Is this true?

Speaker 24 (30:18):
Yes, I'm super pissed off. It's disgusting and I don't
need that before I go to bed.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
So yeah, so okay, So was this like a it
just accidentally seeped out or is it one of those
where he lifts his leg and pulls his arm back
and goes Europe.

Speaker 13 (30:32):
I was laying in the bed.

Speaker 24 (30:33):
No, no, now, he asked me first.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, Lisa, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm asking Lisa. Froggy let
her answer. I'm sorry, mon, Lisa, go ahead.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
What happened?

Speaker 24 (30:42):
It was one of these, you know, I finally get tired.
I have a hard time sleeping anyway, and then all
of a sudden, this long drawn out fart that felt
like it was never going to end. It happened, and
he seen her phone like a snow big deal, and.

Speaker 21 (30:56):
I so pissed off.

Speaker 24 (30:58):
I got up and swept the room. I'm like, this
is ridiculous and rude. You're mad, Yeah, you're damn right,
I'm mad because I don't it just smelled. He just
thinks it's funny, and it was just so long.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
It's like you've had enough.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Hold on, I must assume that after a while you
get tired of hearing them because to him it's funny,
and you're like, no, it's not funny. It stinks.

Speaker 24 (31:24):
But wait, So about forty minutes before that, he's standing
in the hallway of the bedroom and the dining room
and says, oh, I got a fart, and stands in
the hallway and bends over, and you know how he
does lifts his leg another long one.

Speaker 14 (31:36):
I'm like, you know, could you in.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
The other room, Froggy, stop beating the fern?

Speaker 9 (31:41):
And then he wonders why he's not getting laid all
the time.

Speaker 24 (31:44):
Okay, so Frog, I'm so sorry interrupt because he always
tells me, you know.

Speaker 21 (31:49):
You should be hot.

Speaker 24 (31:50):
You really need to be hot, you need to act hot,
you need oh really.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Because that's okay, Well that's that's a whole separate thing.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
And you know, and Froggy, that's not cool. You should
never say that to her. That's rude.

Speaker 13 (32:00):
I gotta drive my tears. I'm leavin's a hard.

Speaker 14 (32:05):
Yeah, you know, hold on a second. I got to
defend myself yesterday all day long. I totally said that
my stomach was hurting. I'm like all day. She's like, well,
why didn't go to the bathroom, Like, I don't have to.
I just I have a very bad stomach ache all
day and so last night it started clearing up, and
so it was obviously gas.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
I know.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Look, it's a way we understand how the body worked. Frog,
no offense, but when you turn it into like sport,
you when you start laughing.

Speaker 13 (32:29):
But okay, hold on.

Speaker 14 (32:30):
The one in the the one in the dining room
was was not that big a deal.

Speaker 13 (32:33):
I mean it was really she made a big deal
out of nothing.

Speaker 14 (32:35):
The one in the bed, I understand it. It was
very long and very drawn out, but it was a
good one. And I did it under the covers.

Speaker 13 (32:43):
I didn't.

Speaker 14 (32:43):
I didn't like fluff the covers up and down to
get it to come out or anything.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
So that's what Alex did.

Speaker 13 (32:47):
I didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I didn't do that. Frog. You knew she was at
the end of her rope with you and your farting,
and so.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
You what do you expect she got? She gets tired
of it.

Speaker 14 (32:57):
I did not talk to me, and then I said,
are you not? You're not going to say, speak to
me and take a night anything. Nothing not. I mean,
just like I could have died in that bed. She
would have not even spoken to Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Now now you're you're ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
Yeah, yah, you're being ridiculous. Now you're exaggerating.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Now was it totally on purposed or no?

Speaker 13 (33:13):
Here's what happens.

Speaker 14 (33:13):
My stomach was hurting, and all of a sudden it
was like three two one, here it comes.

Speaker 13 (33:17):
Does not?

Speaker 14 (33:17):
I mean, I couldn't have got it run out of
the room. That was nothing I could have done. It
was the most powerful. It was the most powerful thing
ever out of my butt.

Speaker 8 (33:25):
It was foggy when you farted, was your butt facing her,
like did you go?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Oh no?

Speaker 13 (33:30):
The other way was facing away from her?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Don't.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
It's going to disappear that eventually, to be honest, Yeah,
I am too.

Speaker 9 (33:36):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
I mean reason so you deserve You're at the end
of your rope with his.

Speaker 14 (33:43):
But you get so madly saying when you fart, I
don't get mad if I don't.

Speaker 24 (33:47):
Stand there bend live my legs, like yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
You're you shouldn't.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
You should get it too, like a pose.

Speaker 14 (33:56):
But the pogency of your fart does not depend on
push it out.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Froggy. You Hey, you know what you you know what
we're saying. You know what you're doing. You know that
you're doing it to be a farty bully.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (34:10):
Yeah, my stomach was hurting.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I couldn't have you know what, No one's listening to
your justification.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
It ain't working. I know you, I know, Lisa.

Speaker 14 (34:20):
Look, I gets so mad over things that don't matter,
like the fart smell goes away in a couple.

Speaker 13 (34:25):
Of minutes from No.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
For me, farts are like psychological warfare because I think
about that I am now breathing into my body what
you just pushed out of your body because it wasn't
supposed to be there, and now you forced it on me,
And then I want to puke.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
You know what I think about when when that smell
comes out, I think of like a big like a
cave with like a pile of duty in it and
a hot breathed blues out that smell.

Speaker 7 (34:48):
It's like you got.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Hot chunks in there and you're blowing airby. I'm sorry, Lisa,
I'm tea, Lisa.

Speaker 14 (34:56):
I do want to apologize for one thing. No I'm
sorry I laughed so hard, but it was so funny.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I think all Lisa's asking is this, And Lisa tell
me if I'm wrong, But I think she just wants
you to understand her point of view for just a
moment like it. It does get to be a bit much,
and you if you could find a way to be
a little more.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
Adult about it, you know, so I do get up
and run when I have to do it.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
No, just say no. Rather than laughing about it, just say, look,
I'm sorry, I just don't feel well.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
I mean, rather than getting into a yoga post to
release the beast.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, say oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I did
that the other day.

Speaker 13 (35:38):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
It's like, just because you fart doesn't mean you have
to be like Krispy Kreme and I have like a
sign that says hot donuts flashing at it like, oh
but I just did hot don't.

Speaker 14 (35:49):
At least it wants me to quarantine myself and put
on a breaking has.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
I just say I'm sorry, I love you. That's all
you have to do.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay, call her caller off the air, Lisa, I'm so
sorry this happened to you.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
Maybe if you put on the hazmat suit and fogged
yourself out. You would understand what Lisa was going.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
To the fact that you emphasize it is a lot worse.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
All right, Lisa, we love you and look, you know
what we love and we love Froggy. He's my brother
and I typically see his side, but today I have
to side with with you with one most.

Speaker 13 (36:20):
Are we going to talk later? Are you going to
talk to me later?

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Or no?

Speaker 24 (36:23):
As long as you don't do your yoga post farting?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
All right.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
I do think I know him very well. I think
he understands now. So I'm hoping that you can come
to the table and be cool. It's just but I'm
so sorry you had to deal with that.

Speaker 24 (36:36):
Thank you. I love the interaction.

Speaker 21 (36:38):
I love you too.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
We have to go.

Speaker 13 (36:41):
I love you, Froggy.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I love you. It really truly was.

Speaker 13 (36:45):
I don't want to hear that.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
It's not It's not something you to be proud of.
It's something you just did. Look people fart. I get it.

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Speaker 1 (37:13):
Crush, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? What are Elvis
dan in the Morning Show?

Speaker 2 (37:21):
If you can finagle or coarse or sweet talk of
teacher or whatever to wind your way through school in
addition to your okay grades, isn't that like getting through life?

Speaker 9 (37:36):
It actually is with you on that okay when you're older.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
The word you use is negotiating right right when you're
in school, it's it's you know, I'm not saying cheat.
I'm not saying you should write down things on your
hand or or have it in your apple watch.

Speaker 7 (37:50):
Yeah, water bottle inside of your water bottle, on the tiny.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Little piece of paper that you tuck into the palm
of your hands.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
But if I can, if I can exactly, or if
I can create a conversation and reallylationship with the with
the professor that makes my grades go up, isn't that.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
What life is about? Negotiating?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
People are mad, People don't and don't equate this to me.
Spending a million dollars to get my kid into school.
Not the same thing.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
It's more of like a social skill that you're learning exactly.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Well, okay, once, I'll tell you one time. I only
cheated one time. One time because I was partying really hard.
I was a senior in high school, and and so
I had a friend right down. I wrote answers on
his neck, and so if I needed the answer, I
would reach.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
Up and pull his shirt down.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Wow, it was like a last minute thing.

Speaker 14 (38:38):
Didn't worry, deserve it, and you deserve a good grade
just for like, yeah, I didn't invation.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Okay, well you know what This is why I'm so
glad you said that.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Froggy, my kid had you need ninety two to be
on high honors, right, He had a ninety two in
every class. One class he had a ninety one, and
the teacher would not give him that one point. I'm like,
there's just one point keeping him awake. One point doesn't
didn't get that point.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
Maybe he should have learned how to negotiate.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
Straight and eight.

Speaker 20 (39:03):
What I tried to help my friend Will Rose cheat
one time in physics. It was a multiple choice test.
He's a good friend of mine. He just wasn't good
at physics, so it was multiple choice, so I would
tap his foot once for A, twice for B, three
times for C, and so on. The problem was I
accidentally turned the page and we were off by one number.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Job.

Speaker 20 (39:24):
He got everything wrong from three on, I mean fifty.

Speaker 13 (39:30):
He got it wrong?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
All right, Well, then then I must change my tune
a little bit. Maybe you know what, you deserved it
because you were cheating, right, Well.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
He didn't.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
I mean he deserved it because he was cheating, and
I based mine.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
I cheated once.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
What'd you do?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
So I cut there late for an exam? I think
I've told his story before. The first part of the
exam was an oral part of the exam, and that's
the part that I missed. So I copied the answers
from someone else, and the teacher came over to me
and she goes, Danielle, it's so nice that you have
all these answers, but you weren't here for the oral
part of the exam, so how.

Speaker 9 (40:04):
Would you even know what?

Speaker 4 (40:05):
I asked? A? Wow, I never cheat it again? That
was it?

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Yeah? Scary.

Speaker 11 (40:12):
We had a system for multiple choice tests where we
would use the four corners of the desk that corresponded
with a B C D. So if someone wanted to
know the answer to number twelve, I would just like
take my pen and tap top left corner for A
and we and vice versa, like we would actually exchange
the time.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
By the way, we're not sitting here condoning. We're talking
about at all. Yeah, we're talking about bad people. So
bad people are gonna burn in hell.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:39):
Well, now there's if there's an essay involved. And I'm
not encouraging this by any meaning to say yes, maybe
when I was in college, unemployed professors will write an
essay for you. They're actually waiting for you to pay them.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
It is wrong. It's wrong because I didn't have access
to them. So, Brian, how you doing, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
go ahead, change your voice so no one will know
what you It's very important.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Uh so what how did you get through tests?

Speaker 17 (41:09):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (41:09):
So I would literally just buy a twenty hours coke bottle, uh,
scan the coke label, then clotshot the ingredients out, put
the answer where the ingredients were, print it, printed it
out on cockey paper, cut it out, and just take
the peck on the coke bottle Oh.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
My god, this is this is so high tech.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (41:33):
Spent all that time studying and been fine.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
But look at you. Look at the new ingredients at
Coca Cola. And by the way, let's just be very clear,
we're not condoning this. Oh bad, Brian, very bad of you.

Speaker 15 (41:43):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
It all right.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Beg for forgiving me, of course, doctor Brian. Right, it's
a brain surgeon.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
This is great. A Texas came in.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
If you want to get grades, just have sex with
the teacher.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Oh no, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Well once again, negotiating through life, is this arena?

Speaker 7 (42:05):
How you doing, Rena?

Speaker 13 (42:07):
Hi, guys, how are We're doing?

Speaker 7 (42:09):
Very well?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
We're talking about things that we want people not to do.
We don't want anyone to cheat.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
But anyway, go.

Speaker 20 (42:13):
Ahead, right.

Speaker 17 (42:15):
So now, before I say this, I'll say I'm a
very hard working person. I worked very hard through college.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
And your parents didn't spend a million dollars to get
you through school, I mean into the school.

Speaker 17 (42:26):
Right, I'm very, very, very hard working.

Speaker 24 (42:29):
But my senior year.

Speaker 17 (42:30):
Of college I was required to take a second accounting
class and that is not my cup of tea at all.
So my teacher was a little bit of a weird
guy who would kind of flirt with students and everything
like that. I did not do anything bad, but I
did talk to him like the second week of the course,
and he told me that he would make me a

(42:52):
deal that if I show up to each chest and
just write random answers in there, I could even literally
rewrite the question just as long as there's writing on paper.
He would give me in a on every single test.
And I ended the course with an A minus.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Okay, well, wait, how hot are you? What gibs, why
do you think it worked? And how hot are you?
Thank you?

Speaker 17 (43:18):
Well? No, but I mean I think it worked honestly,
because unfortunately he was a little bit of a creepy guy.
I didn't do anything weird at all, maybe a little
jiggle here and there, but this guy just came to
that straight away as was okay, just show up on
the days of the test. So I did not show
up to one class in that accounting class unless there

(43:38):
was an exam, and I would just rewrite whatever the
question was in the answer.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Thank you very much, Thank you, Rena. Here's my problem.
I'm not you know, I don't have you know you
don't want to see me jiggle it, so I'm not
going to do so people like that made me mad
because I don't have advantage. I don't have it. I
don't have to jiggle advantage. Finally we talked to Lisa. Hello, Lisa, Hello,
you're a teacher. You must be so pissed off hearing

(44:06):
these two stories. You know, actually I'm not at all
now really, So what's your thought here.

Speaker 7 (44:12):
Before we move on?

Speaker 26 (44:13):
My fault is that in life as adults, you know,
we try to skate by as much as we can.
So as adult, as students, you're practicing to be an adults,
and so if you can debsolutely chee it, then I mean,
by all means if you don't get caught, cool, you
don't get caught.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
You call it skating by which I think sounds and
it doesn't sound like a right. What do you get
to I for life hacks whatever? I call it negotiating,
classic term. You know what I'm saying, I'm being innovative.
I'm using I'm parlaying relationships and connections to move forward.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Don't you think if someone does do your homework or
your papers, you should read them ahead of time, so
that if you get asked any questions, you should know
the old Yeah. So many times you hand them in
and you don't know what the hell's on that paper.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
A little bit of effort is important, So Lisa, so
you hearing these things doesn't really have you crazy and
you're a teacher absolutely all right.

Speaker 26 (45:03):
Honestly, what I'm encouraging all students to figure out the
person who you should copy, because there are students who
are copying the wrong person.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
That's from a teacher, all right, to say that, yeah,
Bill is not the one to Billy.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
Bad bad Billy.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
If you love the Morning Show, it's a good idea
to follow our socials.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Do you know what's good for me?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
That's Elvis Duran show. Follow them to Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
Hello, Garrett, Hey, phone tap, what do you have?

Speaker 5 (45:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Well, Valerie wants to phone tap our husband Shane. Now
Shane is a huge germophobe.

Speaker 12 (45:47):
Right, so Valerie is going to start the call to
our husband Shane, letting them know, Hey, I'm gonna pick
you up a sandwich from the Delhi.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
And then it goes from there. A germophobe eating a
Deli sandwich.

Speaker 7 (45:57):
This could be weird. Let's listen to the phone tap.
Here we go.

Speaker 27 (46:01):
What's going on?

Speaker 17 (46:02):
You know? Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Nothing?

Speaker 10 (46:04):
Abso many errands today.

Speaker 21 (46:06):
Listen.

Speaker 10 (46:06):
I was thinking about just grabbing some some lunch and
just swinging it by the office.

Speaker 27 (46:11):
What do you think, Kay, what are you gonna get?

Speaker 10 (46:15):
Well, that's a little stub shop. I'm thinking I'm gonna
get like chicken.

Speaker 27 (46:20):
Parm Just give me what you're getting? That sounds good
there right now?

Speaker 10 (46:26):
Yeah, honey, in one second.

Speaker 27 (46:31):
What was that?

Speaker 21 (46:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Just two large chicken shops.

Speaker 7 (46:40):
But yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you guys.

Speaker 27 (46:43):
Get some water later that. Yeah, it's bad taking the orders.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
He's coughing.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
What can I get you the moment?

Speaker 19 (46:55):
What?

Speaker 27 (46:56):
Well, I'm sorry, No, do not do not order anything
from him. I don't want him coughing all over our food.

Speaker 21 (47:01):
But it's got a tickle.

Speaker 10 (47:03):
You got sick because you know he looks so good.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
No, no, no, no, yeah, how can I How can I
help you?

Speaker 28 (47:12):
Ma'am?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
What can what can I get you?

Speaker 3 (47:15):
No?

Speaker 27 (47:15):
No, I don't want I do not want to eat
from that establishment.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
No, all right, I'll be right back to ring you up.

Speaker 27 (47:24):
I don't know if he's really going to be like
making the food.

Speaker 10 (47:26):
It looks like you like to be the person.

Speaker 27 (47:29):
I don't care. Any establishment that will allow someone as
sick as that to come in the conditions cannot be
sanitary in the least. I don't want to eat from there.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 27 (47:38):
I don't want to like I don't want them. And
it's not all over my food. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
No, it's going to be fine. It's not gonna be fine.
It's coughing all over the Excuse me.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
Man, do you have a tic?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Don't?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
It's no idea?

Speaker 27 (47:55):
How filthy that is?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Is he placing the otter?

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Hello?

Speaker 29 (48:04):
Excuse me, sir?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
What's your name is?

Speaker 7 (48:06):
George?

Speaker 27 (48:07):
Okay, George. Well, I'm just gonna let you know that
I'm gonna be calling Human Health Services today and reporting you.
This is ridiculous. What are you doing at work coughing
the way you are?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
You sick, sir?

Speaker 27 (48:17):
I don't care what it is. It's I'm calling Human
Health services.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
Why would you like on your sub?

Speaker 27 (48:23):
I don't want to sub put my wife back on
the phone.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Why don't you want to sub now.

Speaker 27 (48:27):
What you because you're snotting and flaming and coughing all
over it, That's why. And I don't appreciate having other
people's bodily fluid entering into mine.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
I have the sneeze guard right in front of me,
so We're okay.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Nothing's getting on there.

Speaker 27 (48:39):
I don't care if you're in an air tight room.
You're not touching my food. You're not getting anywhere near
my food. Put my wife back on the phone.

Speaker 7 (48:48):
It's all right. I'm using my other hand to blow
my nose, so it's okay, you know, right.

Speaker 6 (48:52):
So what.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Are you talking?

Speaker 27 (48:54):
You're using your other hand.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Do you have camera? Is watching me? Because I'm not
coughing on you.

Speaker 27 (49:03):
No, but you're coughing on the register. Someone's gonna touch
the register. They're gonna come back and touch the food,
and the poo's gonna enter into my body and I'm
gonna get whatever sick germs are running into side of
your system. Man, I do have time today.

Speaker 12 (49:13):
You don't know what I go through. Man, I'm pulling
a double shift, and you know it's just I don't care.

Speaker 27 (49:18):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
My wife on the phone.

Speaker 27 (49:20):
Put it back on the phone.

Speaker 30 (49:22):
What put on the phone?

Speaker 21 (49:25):
Now?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Now, what are you doing?

Speaker 10 (49:30):
You're doing.

Speaker 27 (49:33):
This guy is coughing and sneezing over that place.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Even if he's not cooking the food, it's gonna.

Speaker 27 (49:38):
Be impossible for his germs not to get all over.

Speaker 10 (49:41):
Can you use the phone?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 10 (49:44):
You gotta gary?

Speaker 27 (49:46):
I don't want a snot col zone today. Okay, it's
not my idea of a satisfying meal.

Speaker 10 (49:51):
I wonder sometimes why don't you just keep a tube
purel next to that when we have sex? So maybe
he's hearing the elastic clouds or something, because you are
just taking this way out of control. I'm here, the
poor guy's having a coughing fit. You could be a
little bit more understanding.

Speaker 27 (50:08):
You feel sorry for this guy. It's puking us, not
all over our lunch.

Speaker 10 (50:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 27 (50:14):
I don't know about you, but I don't want lunch anymore.
I don't have an appetite. Well, that guy it's not
coming out of his face.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
Excuse me, ma'am.

Speaker 14 (50:22):
Can I just apologize it?

Speaker 7 (50:23):
Can I apologize to him?

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Well?

Speaker 27 (50:26):
I don't want to talk to him about.

Speaker 12 (50:28):
Excuse me, sir, I just wanted to say you've been
phone tapped. What hello, he Shane, your your wife Valerie
wanted to play a phone tap on you. My name
is Garretro. Elvis Duran in the Morning shown that funny.

Speaker 27 (50:46):
No, I'm not what was funny.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
It was horrifying Elvis Duran's phone time.

Speaker 25 (50:52):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participa.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Durant and
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
All right, well, we don't know how this contest is
going to turn out, but we're gonna do it anyway.
It's Hollywood double dip, okay, So we're going to give
you sound from a blockbuster nineties film. If you get
it great, bang, you score ten dollars. If you get
it wrong, and you now double dip and name a dip.

(51:29):
So keep in mind when you name the dip, it
has to be on our list of the top ten
dips in America according to our sources. A lot of
movie parts here. This is gonna get kind of crazy.
Let's meet our contestant, Larry calling in from beautiful Orange County,
New York's gorgeous up there, Larry, good.

Speaker 7 (51:47):
Morning, Good morning. By the way, Larry is a comedian.
So this this is going to be extra fun, all right, Larry?

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yes, Hello, Hello Larry, Larry, is it true that you're
a comedian?

Speaker 15 (52:04):
I am a comedian.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Oh that's excellent.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
You know what people think, Okay, comedian?

Speaker 7 (52:08):
How fun? It is fun, But it can be one
of the toughest jobs known to.

Speaker 16 (52:11):
Man, right, Oh, you ain't kidding an It ain't easy.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, I know it is. I mean if you get
up there and you bomb and people are like, uh,
I mean, that's that's your work and your your craft,
and they're like flushing it down a toilet. I know
you're not going to bomb today, though, Larry. We were
expecting good things from you. When's the last time actually
stand up?

Speaker 27 (52:31):
Stand up? Yeah, that's it. Sometimes I like to sit down.
I'm a big man, so I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Question.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
There you did, all right.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
So when you tell people you're a comedian, how many
times do they go, oh, really, tell me a joke,
make me laugh And you're like, no, it doesn't work
that way every time.

Speaker 27 (52:53):
And you know, I tell people, what do you doing?

Speaker 21 (52:55):
A guy says, oh, I'm an electrician.

Speaker 27 (52:57):
I said, goo, come to my house and change an outlet.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
You know you can do your work exactly. I know, Larry.
They should think before they speak. All right, Larry, this
is a we call a hybrid game. It really makes
no sense. It's it's called double dip.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
All right.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
We're gonna pay play some sound from a blockbuster nineties
film and you guess it right, you get ten dollars.

Speaker 7 (53:14):
All right, you could actually win a couple hundred dollars
or one hundred dollars or whatever if you get it wrong.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
You have to name a dip that's on our approved
list of the top ten dips in America. Can you
do it?

Speaker 27 (53:25):
I think I'm up to it. I'm a big man.
I know my dips.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
All right, Here we go. It all came from dip.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
All right.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Here is uh double dip blockbuster film number one.

Speaker 7 (53:37):
Listen to this.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
What's your Christmas wish?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Jonah?

Speaker 4 (53:40):
It's not for me.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
It's from my dad.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
I think he needs a new life. You don't like
the one he has now doesn't have one?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Now that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Where's your mom?

Speaker 5 (53:50):
She died?

Speaker 21 (53:52):
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
Wow, there you go. What blockbuster film from the nineties
was that? Larry?

Speaker 21 (53:59):
Oh, that's that's a tough one.

Speaker 16 (54:01):
I'm gonna go with a Christmas story.

Speaker 21 (54:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
No, all right, suspense music. Please, you got it wrong.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
You now must name a dip in the top ten
dips in America. Let's go with onion dip onion dep
French onion dip is number three. This is stupid.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Do we find out what movie that was?

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Though?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Oh, Little Sleepless in Seattle. I'm sorry, Okay, sorry, that up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Larry, Larry, Okay, here we go.
This is very awkward. We're gonna try again. Here is
nineties blockbuster film number two. Listen, there was any the South.
But because I saw you with the box?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
What was in the box?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Because I envy your normal life?

Speaker 27 (54:50):
Have the gun down, Dade.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
It seems that envy.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Is my son. What's in the box?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Envy is my son? What nineties blockbuster film was that?

Speaker 27 (55:01):
That's a hard one. I'm gonna go silence, set of lambs.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Here's the thing about this game.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
If you just know your dips, you're gonna win.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
That.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
That was seven the premise. I went on exactly, Okay, okay,
movie that was the movie? Seven?

Speaker 7 (55:18):
All right, name a dip? In the top ten.

Speaker 15 (55:20):
Go Larry, spinach dip show me spinner chip.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Number four wasn't seven?

Speaker 7 (55:30):
Wasn't Brad pitt in seven?

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:32):
It was seven? Deadly sins.

Speaker 7 (55:35):
Mine was gluttoning.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
All right, here we go, Larry, you know, just just
try to get this one.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (55:41):
Here's Blockbuster film number three.

Speaker 22 (55:43):
Listen, grosswying, but a group composed entirely of female animals
will breathing.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
No, I'm simply saying that life finds a way.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
Who what nineties blockbuster film was that.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Jumanjie story?

Speaker 7 (56:07):
That was Jurassic Park? All right, here we go, Larry.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Another dip on our approved list of the top ten
dips in America.

Speaker 14 (56:16):
Clamp clam clam dip.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
No, that is.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
No according to our sources. And I love clam dip Larry.
I'm a little sad.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Me too.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Okay, here we go. Here is Blockbuster film number four?
What film is this guy here?

Speaker 11 (56:40):
He's what we call an enhancement smoker because he thinks
that marijuana makes every activity that much better.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
Observe your scarface?

Speaker 21 (56:50):
Right?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
I love al Pacino man.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Did you ever see cent.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Of a woman?

Speaker 7 (56:55):
Yep? Have you ever seen center a woman?

Speaker 3 (57:01):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 7 (57:02):
That is a blockbuster film.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Number four? What is it?

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Oh, scarface?

Speaker 3 (57:12):
No, have you.

Speaker 13 (57:13):
Ever seen a movie?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Or No, that was Larry, that was half baked, big
film back in the nineties.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
All right, these are these are hard I know the
clam dip was hard to and you guessed it.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Here we go, give me give me another dip, Give
me another dip.

Speaker 21 (57:31):
Ranch Ranch dip.

Speaker 7 (57:33):
Show me ranch dip.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Oh damn it, that's weird.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
Wrench dip should be in the top ten. It made
the stupid list.

Speaker 16 (57:45):
From the United States of America.

Speaker 7 (57:47):
I don't know. It doesn't seem like so. All right,
let's move on.

Speaker 12 (57:50):
I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
Here is here is blockbuster film from the nineties.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Number five, Go poo is better?

Speaker 7 (57:58):
I go on first?

Speaker 4 (57:59):
And your hair, God, this nice bita. I need the
hair sulky and smooth.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
What film is that?

Speaker 27 (58:10):
That's an Adam Sandler movie.

Speaker 10 (58:12):
Let's go with.

Speaker 12 (58:15):
Yeah, I could see him in it.

Speaker 15 (58:18):
Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 7 (58:20):
No, that's Billy Madison.

Speaker 16 (58:27):
Oh, I always get so confused.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I know, all right, all right, I'm looking for dips
in the top ten of all American dips.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
Go Larry, what do you have?

Speaker 21 (58:36):
Humbit?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Did you say hommas?

Speaker 7 (58:40):
That is correct?

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Yeah, hummus, there's a hummus amongst us.

Speaker 7 (58:46):
All right, here we go. Here is a movie sound
number six.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
No signs for clock life.

Speaker 10 (58:52):
Fucked.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
I going to find it. I have to tell this
universe another plock hole.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
I'm going to find it.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
Hi, mister huge movie back in the nineties, What was it, Larry?

Speaker 15 (59:05):
A huge movie?

Speaker 19 (59:06):
I didn't see nothing.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
That was ace Ventura. And now we need another dip. Larry,
you're doing really well in the dip department. Let's see
if you can continue that street go.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
You're a good dip Larry.

Speaker 27 (59:23):
Salsa.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
Salsa is number two.

Speaker 13 (59:31):
God, this cave is.

Speaker 15 (59:32):
Taking away from the cream cheese dips, and I'm doing good.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I wouldn't discount that dip. So fast there, Larry, here
we are. It's a nineties blockbuster film number seven. Please
go away, let me sleep for the love of god,
aw kidding. What kind of home tel is this?

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Oh it's you?

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Wow? He was awesome?

Speaker 2 (59:59):
What movie was that?

Speaker 7 (59:59):
Do you know?

Speaker 16 (01:00:01):
Shining he's taking it to get to the dips.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
That was Tommy Boy. So you gotta give me another dip.
Come on, give me a dip there, Larry, give.

Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
Me a dip.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
I give you.

Speaker 11 (01:00:14):
Let's go with olive dip.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
Olive dip.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Look at the hell of that crazy there's no olive
dipp on this list.

Speaker 27 (01:00:23):
Olive dip from another country.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I'm telling you, all right, here we go, Blockbuster film.
You'll get this one, Larry. One of my favorite films
of all time. I hope you get it. It is
a film sound number nine, number eight.

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
Here we go.

Speaker 30 (01:00:38):
Maybe it is too much to introduce me as his
mother on the first visitor.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Could you tell them I was a relative? Drop in
Bow's uncle, uncle?

Speaker 10 (01:00:46):
Ow?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
What's the point to be gay? Uncle?

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Ow?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
There you go?

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
What film is that?

Speaker 21 (01:00:52):
Cad sho.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Larry, Larry, that's that's from the bird Cage. There was
a big movie. All right, give me another dip, give.

Speaker 27 (01:01:05):
Me another dip, another gyp. Let's go in Green Gottess.

Speaker 7 (01:01:15):
What there is?

Speaker 16 (01:01:19):
There is a her it's like an herb gyp.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
It is tra god and yeah, but it's not on
the top ten list. Alright, alright, Green Goddess is it's
it's uh, it's very nice.

Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
All right, I'm gonna give you. We have one more.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
We have two more more.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
All right, here is sound number nine. Get this right?
Come on, Larry.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
That was a fun day, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Oh yeah, Jim, I want to talk about masturbation.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
I just want you to know that it's.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
A It's a perfectly normal thing. What film is that
from Larry?

Speaker 27 (01:01:56):
That is Weekend at Bernie's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Larry, that was a great movie though.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
We all right, Larry, back to the dips now, come on,
double dep me?

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
What do you have?

Speaker 19 (01:02:12):
Cheese dip?

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
Well, you know what, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Gonna give it to you, cream cheese dips.

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Okay, you have one more to go? Would they be?

Speaker 13 (01:02:27):
Just what movie was that?

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
That was American Pie.

Speaker 16 (01:02:30):
I'm sorry I get those confused.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
I know, Larry, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
We're gonna give you one more, Okay, Larry, I hope
you get it right.

Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
If you don't, you you have several dips to choose.
From here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Here's Blockbuster film number ten. Listen, you know what she looks.

Speaker 11 (01:02:55):
I mean, she almost hands the same coloring as Thank you,
Anthleen Kelly purse.

Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
Kathleen Kelly is the Little Bookstore.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah, well, we rarely remember that film. They filmed it
in New York City. I remember that they filmed it.
They wanted a summer day and they filmed it in
winter and they had to staple leave to the trees.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Remember that?

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
Yes, yeah? What film was that, Larry?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
When Harry met Sally?

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
Oh my god, isn't that funny?

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
At least he got one of the actresses, right, I
mean she was in both of these movies.

Speaker 11 (01:03:27):
Yeah, that was familiar.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
That was You've got mail, Larry. All right, here we go, Larry,
give me one more dip. Come on, give me a dip.

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
That's way up on the dip list. Memento dip.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
God bless America.

Speaker 13 (01:03:47):
Guacam on that dip list.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Yes, guacam okay, gualcam only was number was number one,
then Salsa, French onion dip, spinder tip, then Arctic choke dip,
and then seven layer dip, and then hummus and then
kso and then bean dip and then cream cheese dips. Larry,
you know what, you walk away with fifty dollars. That's
not so awful.

Speaker 30 (01:04:08):
No, it's not.

Speaker 27 (01:04:09):
I had a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
We did two.

Speaker 9 (01:04:13):
Thanks, Larry.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I know it's okay, Larry, it's okay. You got you
got your dips. You did pretty well on dips. We
love you, Larry.

Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
Hold on one second, and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
There you go, there's Larry Larry.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
Thank you, Larry.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Sabrina Carpenter, welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Thank you.

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Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Sometimes we use words so much in life we never
stopped to think how they were formed and what they mean.
For instance, Danielle and Scary, we explained it to them
that breakfast is breaking the fast. That's where the word
breakfast came from. And they were blown away, mind blown.
So and it's okay. And Scary's explanation is, well, breakfast

(01:05:20):
isn't pronounced breakfast, so that's why they never thought of it. Okay,
So like bodacious, bold and audacious. Yeah, electrocution what is that, Danielle, electrocution.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Electric execution?

Speaker 7 (01:05:37):
I know it's electricity and execution.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Yeah, I gotcha.

Speaker 7 (01:05:43):
How about a sitcom? Do you know what that is? Gandi?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
A sitcom?

Speaker 9 (01:05:46):
A situational comedy?

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Yes, what is smog?

Speaker 9 (01:05:50):
Smoke and fog?

Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
Yeah, you're doing well? Hey, brunch, breakfast and lunch? Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
So anyway, so sometimes you go through and you take
these things for granted because you hear them so much
you never really thought, well.

Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
What does that mean you? Becca? And on its long
line twenty one, let's go talk to Becca real quick.
Hello Becca, Hi, guys, good morning, Well, good morning. It's
not only about words, it's also phrases.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
So what's the phrase that blew your mind when you
found out what it really meant?

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Well?

Speaker 16 (01:06:20):
I was texting after my daughter was born with a
friend and I said, you know, I'm just trying to
make ends meat because I have a baby. And I
spelled it m eat because I always thought it was
make ends meat like meat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
The food, make ends meat, yes.

Speaker 16 (01:06:37):
And she lost her mind saying it's make ends meat
and me eet not like you know, you meet the end,
you get everything together, and I I just equated it
to bring home the bacon you make it makes sense?

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Well, who are we going to say you're wrong? But
you're you're wrong, But that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
I would make it end meat, so you know these
ends are now chunks of like how yeah, to make
it look it's a brisket. Bake it okay? All right,
well thank you Becca, mind blown, but we appreciate you listening.
That's okay. Hey, you know what, we none of us
have any right to make fun of anyone except for
Danielle and Scary not knowing what you were.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Not the only ones.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
A lot of people people, to be honest, a lot
of people texted in and totally were blown as well.
Hey Jennifer on line twenty four, this one seems kind
of peculiar. Hello Jennifer, Hi, can you hear me?

Speaker 21 (01:07:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
We can.

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
So you found out what it meant? And now, mind blown?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
What was it?

Speaker 24 (01:07:35):
I found out that scarecrow meant they were scared, they
scare crows. I never realized.

Speaker 7 (01:07:44):
That It's so obvious though, right, look at that scarecrow.
I wonder whether they call him a scarecrow?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Are crows going?

Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
Why do crows not hang out with scarecrows?

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
All right, Well, now what about that that thing that
comes off the back of your head. Theyone's on you know,
the hair. It's tied in a thing against the skull
and it comes down long like long hand in the back.

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
We have some people calling and saying, oh my god,
mind blown. It's plenty tail.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Yeah that I knew.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Well, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
That's one thing I I don't know much, but I
knew that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:21):
All right, Jennifer, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
On nine twenty three is page this was see these
are so obvious, but I get it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
So page which one blew your mind?

Speaker 31 (01:08:30):
Okay, So, up until a couple months ago, I did
not know that when you save something to your desktop,
it literally saves like on your computer, on the desktop.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
It's your desktop.

Speaker 31 (01:08:41):
I yeah, Like I didn't know that. Like my friend
was like, okay, just save it to your desktop and
then drag it over and when I close it after
I saved it f my desktop, I was like, oh
my god, it's literally on my screen.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
I had no idea I get it. Hey, well, wait,
while you're at your computer, do you know what a
quirty keyboard is? You've you've seen the right, Yeah, it's
q W E r T Y. It's it's the keyboard
you use in all the letters in a certain order.
We all use them. But they're called a quirty keyboard

(01:09:15):
for a reason.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
Do you know why?

Speaker 31 (01:09:17):
Oh my god, because they're all in order on the screen,
isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Q W E R T Y. That's beautiful? Excellent? All right, listen,
thank you for listening to us. Go have a go,
have a great day. You're the best. On twenty two
is Sam. Let's see what's what Sam's mind's getting blown
by what? That sounds?

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
Weird?

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Hi? Sam?

Speaker 21 (01:09:43):
Hi?

Speaker 23 (01:09:43):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
We're doing well, We're doing well.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
So mind blown?

Speaker 29 (01:09:47):
How I was watching TV a couple of months ago
and I saw a commercial Every kiss begins with K,
and I had no idea that it was K for kiss,
not K Jewelers.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
Yeah, we actually it's both. I guess.

Speaker 21 (01:10:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:10:03):
I was like, how did I not know that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Every kiss begins with K?

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
I always think that mean that when you give them
the K Jewelers piece, you're going to get the kiss.
So that's why every kiss begins with K. You give
them the gift and they give you a kiss.

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
I guess there's many interpretations.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
They were brilliant thing.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
Sam having a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Nate. The other day, we were in the car and
he's like, which we have to get gas? Which side
of the cars the gas tank? I said, well, look
at the gasometer.

Speaker 20 (01:10:40):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
It has an arrow. I had no clue.

Speaker 20 (01:10:44):
I had zero clue that that little arrow pointed to
the side that the gas tank was.

Speaker 13 (01:10:49):
What do you think the arrow was for?

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
I didn't know.

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
I didn't even notice the era. To'd be totally honest
with you. I thought it was just pointing at.

Speaker 20 (01:10:54):
The gauge, like, hey, there's your gas right here.

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
More, I didn't know that point were the gas sake
was here's a cute little arrow.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Yeah, I had no clue.

Speaker 7 (01:11:04):
Right, And uh finally, Casey online eight Casey.

Speaker 19 (01:11:08):
Uh oh, I'm so excited to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Well, we're excited to talk to you, and you know
you're calling about one of our favorite places to stop
every morning.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
Go ahead, mind blown when you found out what meant what.

Speaker 19 (01:11:20):
Dunkin Donuts Like Dunkin Donuts, it's about like, you know,
cops back in the day they dunked their donuts and
their coffee. I had no idea that's where the name
came from at all, and I was mind blown when
I figured it out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
It's also it's like it's it's too obvious, right right exactly.

Speaker 19 (01:11:38):
It's like you go buy these things every day and
you have no idea. And then I was like thinking
about it myself to the car and I'm like, way way.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
It happened when my mind was blown, when I finally
realized there's an arrow in the FedEx logo, I love
people in a moment, Yeah, it's so weird, Google, look
at one now. All right, Casey, thank you for listening
to us. My favorite taste, Thank you guys, Thank you,
have a great day. My favorite text it says Free
Willie was one of my favorite childhood movies. It wasn't
until I was in my twenties. Randomly, one day with

(01:12:07):
my family, I was like, oh, it was called free
Willie because they were trying to free Willie fear God.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Really, yes, that's worse than me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
It's like we watched that movie Godzilla and I realized,
oh my god, it's about Godzilla. So question, is it
okay to flirt with people even if you're in a relationship.
I think that you can flirt with someone but in
a way where you know it's not going anywhere.

Speaker 9 (01:12:37):
I think so too.

Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
I actually think flirting is healthy and people should sort
of flirt.

Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
But that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
You are with me every day.

Speaker 9 (01:12:42):
I do flirt with you. I can't help it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
One of it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
You say gandhi to you. Sort of flirting is one thing,
but that sort of flirting could be something different to Danielle.
You know, so right?

Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
My definition, what is your definition?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
May be hard to define. But your definition of sort
of flirting, Oh that's tough.

Speaker 9 (01:12:56):
I don't know. I guess it's hard to put into
two words. We all know. Show you hang out with Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Come touch me?

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
If I touch you in certain places, that's me flirting, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
Flirting, punch a bitch.

Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
I think a good example of harmless flirting is Nate.
I think Nate is a harmless flirt, but I think
he flirts with every single person he encounters. He does.

Speaker 9 (01:13:16):
I hear him on the phone and he's like, well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Hey, yeah he does. It's embarrassing. That's prepping a collar people.

Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
Here, I'll show you how to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Even that, how to do it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
Who is this?

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Listen? Hey?

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
Hey, what's your name?

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Now he'll say something about your day.

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
You'll get Oh you can't hear us.

Speaker 20 (01:13:36):
Oh that's okay, Hey, keep listening, Okay, okay, bye.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
What was that a four year old?

Speaker 8 (01:13:41):
Yeah, example of his flirting, but he does do it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
He flirts with when I remember I told you I
had lunch with him one day. We were eating sushi
and this lady, a single lady, sat down next to us.

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
She was waiting for her date.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
And Nate just ignores me and just starts having a conversation.
I mean, it was a long conversation about the weather,
and then it turned into where you're from, and then
how'd you get here?

Speaker 7 (01:14:05):
I mean, we were talking about the Kardashians.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
I think, well, I know, but I was. You were
with me and I was just sitting there. I went
on my phone, like what do I do? He's flirting
with this woman.

Speaker 13 (01:14:16):
You weren't being very entertaining that day.

Speaker 8 (01:14:18):
Oh it was your phone.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
I was the frigging floor show. You're on your phone.
I'm like, no, I wasn't on my phone. I went
on my phone because you were flirting with it. It
doesn't matter. He is the ultimate flirt. Continue down that road.

Speaker 8 (01:14:30):
No, I just think he's super flirty. And when I
got tongue tied about myself because I'm a terrible flirt,
I have no idea how to flirt. If I'm attracted
to someone, I get sweaty and can't look at your
talk to you.

Speaker 9 (01:14:39):
I just I have no idea.

Speaker 8 (01:14:41):
But I do think it's healthy to flirt with people
just a little bit, unless you're around Danielle and then'
just gonna punch you a bit.

Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
Yeah, yes, this is I think what is wrong with
the world here?

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
We got, you know, I was trying to figure out
what it was that was wrong and now we have
to find it.

Speaker 13 (01:14:57):
A lot of times we.

Speaker 11 (01:14:58):
Are accused of being flirty when all we're doing is
being friendly. You take it at face value that, yeah,
there are friendly guys in this world.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
That are just like this, don't I agree, Scary, You're
the biggest flirt ever.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
Put your hands on my legs and start rubbing my legs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Okay, let me again, get me. This is I don't
know if I'm okay to me. That's not flirting to me,
that's just being creepy. Well yeah, but flirting to me
is a mind game. Flirting to me is like sending
a message to you without having to touch you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
But his flirting is creepy. Do you understand that it's endearment?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Because I look, I get people.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
I think that hugging somebody pelvis first is beyond flirt.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Yeah, scary comes in to hug you. He thrusts his
crotch into yours.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
It is not that thing so many times, and his.

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
Hands come from like a mile back.

Speaker 14 (01:15:53):
Then they come to him and they pull you in. Yeah,
but at least accuses me of flirting all the time.
She's like, you're flirting with that person. I'm like, I'm not.
I'm just being friendly. Why is friendly flirting? Why can't
I just be friendly?

Speaker 9 (01:16:05):
I agree with that.

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
I get accused of flirting all the time, and I'm like,
trust me, if you think I'm flirting with you, I
am not flirting.

Speaker 13 (01:16:11):
Means I want to do something. Okay, being nice.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Though, Okay, So everyone, I guess this conversation really is aimed.
Originally was aimed towards people in relationships because we were
talking about cheating.

Speaker 7 (01:16:23):
So to cheat, you gotta be to your god.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
In the morning show.

Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
I'll get better at this. I know I'm part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
If you're in a relationship, you should try flirting with
the person you're in a relationship with and watch how
great that works.

Speaker 9 (01:16:37):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 7 (01:16:39):
I know I could do it more, couldn't you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Gandhi, Of course, couldn't you.

Speaker 13 (01:16:45):
I do it all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:16:46):
I know, No, with your girlfriend, I do it with
her all the time. That's how I'm so scary.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Why do you flirt with your girlfriend?

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
I got to work on that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
I gotta get better, get better at it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
I flirted with my husband yesterday on the text.

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
Message would you you can't read it?

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
I know it was so innocent, it was so dirty.
He said something about hold on, hold on, hold.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
On, sounding sexy so far that well.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
We text it a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:17:08):
I like to send kind of scandalous gifts or jiff
however you want to prounce it like.

Speaker 9 (01:17:13):
There's one.

Speaker 8 (01:17:14):
My favorite one is Daffy Duck unzipping his duck suit
and looking back at it.

Speaker 9 (01:17:18):
I said that one a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:17:22):
That's a good one, Daniel, What did you say?

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Yeah, I don't know. At the at the end of it,
I can't find it. We texted so much, but he
said something in and I wrote Hey, by the way,
you're still hot, And then he wrote back with a
little heart and flirting. Yeah, so we were totally.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Doing Yeah what about you, producer, Sam, you and Will?
Are you still flirting with him and trying to keep
the relationship happy?

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
Have you seen his body?

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
He's high?

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
Oh my god, he's just kind of perfect and whatever
he says, I'm bloated and like pokes his little stomach.
I'm like, I don't That's not what I'm seeing right now, I'll.

Speaker 7 (01:17:51):
Show you bloated.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
I'm gonna pull off myanks and show you bloated.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
Wouldn't you make him walk around your house with no shirt? Yes,
all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
But you look like that, then you need to be naked.
It's the rule of the house is you need to
show that all.

Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
Not on the couch. I have a no butthole on
the couch.

Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
You cannot butt hole the couch.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
Please lay something down.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
They don't want to butthole the couch.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
I mean I see that. I see that because you
don't know. Sometimes no little off the couch.

Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
Okay, please don't but hold that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
That's a real rule.

Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
And like my friends who are naked people, I'm like,
I don't want to sit on your couch because I
know you've been on your own couch, which you should
be allowed to do, but I don't want to sit there.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Oh, speaking of buttholing, I was listening to Ryan Seacrest
the other day and he said there was a study
that came out that said one of the dirtiest places
now in your hotel room is like the chairs, the
furniture chairs. So don't sit there chair, don't sit there
naked because you don't know what's going.

Speaker 14 (01:18:49):
To creepy buttolding is a verb, But so where is
safe in the hotel? The scary says, don't touch the
curtains because you get the stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
That don't touch the curtains. Don't touch that remote control,
don't even go to a hotel. Okay, Okay, we gotta go,
We gotta move on.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
I've been relying more and more on Instagram to study people.
As a matter of fact, you can go on Instagram
on your explore page, like at the very beginning, and
it uses Instagram's algorithms and all the searches and all
the things you've liked on Instagram to tell you what
you're all about. So if you go to my Instagram
explorer page, Okay, here's pictures of guys with shirts off

(01:19:41):
and a lot of lasagnas.

Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
That's so fitting.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Yeah, when's the last time you went to your own
Instagram explore page.

Speaker 9 (01:19:49):
I do it because here's a puppy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Here's a puppy, here's another puppy, and here's like it
looks like a chicken stir fry, and there's a guy
with his shirt off. Are you looking at yours? Yes,
Producer Sam, what do you say?

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Go oh, there's a lot of disturbing amount of wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Stuff on my wedding stuff like that. Okay, he tells
you a lot about you, you, Daniel, What are you saying?

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
You have shoes, sugar skulls and a lot of entertainment stories,
I think, because that's what I do, you know for
a living?

Speaker 7 (01:20:19):
Yeah, Gandhi, what do you have?

Speaker 8 (01:20:21):
I have a killer fish, elephant, elephant, elephant links, lots
of animals, guy with monkey and a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
There you go to your animal crazees, Froggy, can you
see what's on yours?

Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:20:32):
So I've got half naked pictures of Enrique Iglesias, which
I'm not sure what innocent golf pictures and then lots
of dog pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Dogs see dogs dogs dogs?

Speaker 7 (01:20:43):
What do you have Garrett on Instagram?

Speaker 12 (01:20:45):
I too have guys with shirts off, but for because
I've been trying to get like ABS wrestling and Odell
Beckham Junr.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
There you go, there you go?

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
All right, Look, so you can learn a lot about
yourself looking at your Instagram explorer page. Now what can
you learn about other people? What of the little little
things you search for on someone else's Instagram account that
tell you a lot about them?

Speaker 7 (01:21:06):
Hey, Sarah, how are you?

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 19 (01:21:09):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
So, uh, is it easy for you just to go
onto someone's Instagram page and immediately tell us what they're
all about and who they're seeing, if they're single, if
they're happy, if they're sad.

Speaker 29 (01:21:20):
Yeah, I mean I usually look to see if somebody's
like got pictures.

Speaker 21 (01:21:24):
With themselves only like just themselves or with other friends.

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
In the background.

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
Yeah, A lot of people are int of those, like
all selfies.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
M h okay, Well, so if you have someone online
it's all selfies on Instagram, what do you think about them?

Speaker 29 (01:21:36):
I kind of feel like they might be a little
bit more selfish than some of the other people out there.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Yeah, I feel like they need like acknowledgment, like people
telling them that they're okay, right, yeah, totally.

Speaker 19 (01:21:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
So it doesn't make them a bad person. It could
be that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
They're lonely too.

Speaker 8 (01:21:51):
I think I look at people's Instagram feeds as what
their internal dialogue is like in their head.

Speaker 9 (01:21:56):
What's going on in their head is on their page.

Speaker 8 (01:21:58):
Right, So when I see somebody that just selfie selfie, selfie, selfie,
I'm like, oh, you crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Well on don't want to say crazy, but I mean
they definitely, you know, self absorbed. Like if you look
at mine, it's all naked guys in Lasagna. So Sarah, okay, okay,
let's turn the page.

Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
Let's turn the tables. Sarah. If I go to your Instagram,
what do I learn about you?

Speaker 24 (01:22:19):
I guess you might learn I have a lot of friends.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
I just I guess that I hang out with my
friends and my family.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
And I love showing good times with friends, and.

Speaker 31 (01:22:30):
I live in the crazy place out of Florida.

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
There he is.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
That's it all right? Well, thank you for checking in, Sarah.
I have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.
All right, you can learn so much about yourself and others. Hello, Kelly,
hi Elvi. Kelly loves to investigate everything about someone on Instagram.

Speaker 30 (01:22:49):
That's right. My dog has an Instagram, so I follow
a lot of dog people, and you know, you look
at the dogs, but you don't really know what they're about.
So if you look in the background, you can see
if they're like really dirty or like what they had
for breakfast. Yeah, in the background.

Speaker 16 (01:23:08):
It's very important.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
So if we look at you in your Instagram, what
do we learn about you.

Speaker 30 (01:23:14):
I try to keep my house clean, I painted my
wall a few times, I got a different couch.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
You really are into the background.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
The best thing they did was that zoom in feature.
Is now you can see so many things, like, oh,
what's that I see in the back and you zoom in.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
You know, we posted a picture in our old apartment
and someone said, I know exactly where you live and
they could see the building across the street outside my
window way in the back of the It's like, what
are you doing? Yeah, it's strange.

Speaker 30 (01:23:41):
I've definitely looked at your Instagram, Elvis, and your kitchen
is really nice.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
You caught it on a clean day.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Do you know what I've had somebody somebody say to me, hey,
you need to take this picture down because we can
zoom in on your addresses in the back.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 30 (01:23:56):
I've definitely looked at Danielle's house. I like is during Halloween.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
I love that, Kelly, I love it. Thank you, Thank you.
Keep in mind everyone Kelly's watching you. Thanks for listening.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
I always look around to see what dirty stuff is
on the floor. Yeah, because I know they're zooming in
on something.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
There's always something on the floor in my pictures. Usually Hello, Froggy,
what's up?

Speaker 14 (01:24:21):
The other day Lisa posted a picture and then somebody
DMS me like, hey, take that picture down. If you
zoom in on the mail, you can see your new address. Yes,
at least I had to take it down. But you
don't think about that when you take a picture. You're
just thinking about what you see in the picture. You
have to like zoom all around and make sure everything's
all clean in your kitchen for online.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Let's go deeper psychologically, So Gandhi, you were talking about
profiling people.

Speaker 9 (01:24:45):
Who I have a lot of things that I check out.

Speaker 8 (01:24:48):
You check I always check their tag photos because the
pictures you put up. Of course, we're always going to
put up the best pictures of ourselves. But sometimes one
will sneak in that one of your friends posts and
you're like, okay, that's what that person really looks like.
So if somebody doesn't have any tagged photos up, I think,
all right, you're either hiding something or you have no
friends and you never go out.

Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
There's something sketchy here. People who disable their comments, there's
something sketchy going on there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Oh see, I disabled them sometimes, Yeah, because it's sketchy
people saying stupid things.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
You don't right hear it.

Speaker 8 (01:25:14):
Also people who have someone clearly following them around to
catch all their candids. I'm like, come on, man, what
are you doing. You actually have somebody trying to catch
you hire I don't know if they hire them or Like.
I have a friend who everywhere we go, she hands
me your phone and she's like, okay, get me in
seventeen different angles, and I do.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
But it just you know something, You know what she's
up to. You you know that these other people are
up to of course, because you're part of the problem
with your friend. Yeah, what's your question scary.

Speaker 11 (01:25:41):
So if somebody does too many selfies on Instagram, how
can you tell if that person is just self absorbed
and or they have low self esteem and need approval
lit side?

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
I mean, we're not trained professionals. Who are we? You know?

Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
You ask them?

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Yeah, Well, I don't know, you know, I don't know.
There are a few people I know that, I mean it.
It's nothing but pictures of them. Yeah, and a lot
of them aren't even selfies. A lot of them are
taken by other.

Speaker 9 (01:26:05):
People, yes, which is weird.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:26:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
I also have really been obsessed lately with trying to
bust people with fake followers.

Speaker 9 (01:26:13):
It's like my favorite thing to do.

Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
So I checked how many followers they have to the
ratio of likes on their page, and if they don't
match up, I'm like fraud. I also have a little
tool that I can investigate with.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
You'd think too much into this, lady.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
I love, I love how you're.

Speaker 7 (01:26:27):
Really into it.

Speaker 9 (01:26:28):
Don't worry. I can give you a letter grade for
people you just ask me.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
You should be working for Instagram.

Speaker 9 (01:26:32):
I should Instagram dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Hello, there's a text that came through my boss uses
Instagram to decide if a temporary receptionist has a good
personality to mix well with guests. Look, you can tell
a lot about someone's likability and the fun. Are they fun?

Speaker 21 (01:26:46):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Are they a stick in the mid?

Speaker 7 (01:26:48):
You know? Instagram?

Speaker 9 (01:26:50):
Check grammar two on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
So I guess a good good look at mine? Yeah.
A good takeaway from this is look at your own
What are you posting?

Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
This is what people know about you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
This is what you're telling people about You may not
even know what you're telling people, but you're telling people
all sorts of stuff. Let's see what else I just
had this.

Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
I have piles of stuff. I don't even know where
to start. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:27:12):
Grab something from the middle. That's where I start always.

Speaker 7 (01:27:14):
You know what I'm gonna shuffle right here?

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:27:22):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:27:23):
Yes, straight Nate.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
We were going to talk about pen pals.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
Yeah, fourteen topics ago off the air.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
So God, he brought up a pen pal from when
she was a little girl, and so she decided to
look him up and see what he's all about.

Speaker 7 (01:27:36):
Right.

Speaker 21 (01:27:37):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:27:37):
In second grade, we had an assignment to just write
letters to a random person. Mine was in Arizona, and
we were pen pals for maybe a year, just going
back and forth, and we never spoke again, you know,
And for some reason I thought about him the other day,
looked him up because I was like, maybe I should
say hi. And then everything I saw on his profile
was a big no for me, starting with a shared
account with the wife. So I was like, this is

(01:27:59):
not a good good thing for me to be doing. Interesting,
how different our lives became. Wish you well, Dmitri.

Speaker 7 (01:28:07):
All right, so I know you were how old when
you were pin and paling with him?

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
Like eight?

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Okay, poor Nate.

Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
Nate actually had a pen pal who never wrote back.

Speaker 9 (01:28:16):
Yeah, oh, Nate.

Speaker 20 (01:28:17):
It was true school, so like one classroom would write
to another classroom, and you know, you would get that
the teacher would get the envelope full of full of
the other envelopes, and then she was passing them out.
My kid didn't write to me, as everybody's reading their
letters from Kosovo or wherever. I got nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
I got nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
I didn't have a pen pal, but I used to sponsor.
You know, when you can sponsor some children and you
see it on television and you write to them, they
would write back and they would make me little cards
and stuff, and it was very very cool for a while.
And I think they got old and they aged out
of the system, but it was it was it was
actually pretty cool to receive those and they would translate
them because they'd be in another language, so somebody would

(01:28:57):
translate them for you.

Speaker 7 (01:28:58):
I will tell you, we do receive a lot of
mail from prisons.

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
Yes, Oh, I got a letter.

Speaker 9 (01:29:03):
The other day. It was great. Scotty sent it to me.
It was for my birthday. But it was a beautiful turtle.
It was like an excellent prison drawing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Yeah, so you know, if we want better ratings, we
need to go to the people who are held captive.

Speaker 9 (01:29:19):
I love jail mail, that's my thing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
But thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
We love hearing from anyone and everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Amy on line two, she's had a pen pals and
she was in seventh grade almost forty years Amy.

Speaker 7 (01:29:30):
That's crazy. So have you ever met this person in person?

Speaker 32 (01:29:34):
Only once? But I have to take a morning.

Speaker 16 (01:29:37):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
It's exciting to have you here. Okay, So you met
this person one time?

Speaker 32 (01:29:44):
Okay, So seventh grade, we started at ten pounds when
it was an assignment. Like Gandhi was saying, in seventh
grade and we met once because I went to England
and she had time to meet me at the airport
right I left. But otherwise it saw all letters and
pictures and Christmas as instance. Now it's checks and FaceTime.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
That's so cool.

Speaker 7 (01:30:04):
How often do you speak with your pen pal?

Speaker 32 (01:30:08):
I would say we try like every other month or so.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
Okay, that's not bad, it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Yes, So what how gosh?

Speaker 7 (01:30:17):
So how is a man woman?

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
I don't know a woman?

Speaker 32 (01:30:21):
Philip up from England. We're both teachers, so we both
started teaching around the same time. We're about the same age.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:30:32):
The pen power relationship is interesting to me. I'm just trying.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
I'm trying to put myself in those shoes. I mean,
it's a constant in your life, right, you know. You
know if you write to her, she's going to write
back at the same time. You you know each other,
and I'm assuming you don't know each other extremely well,
but pretty well.

Speaker 7 (01:30:49):
Right.

Speaker 32 (01:30:51):
I feel like I know her like a best friend.
I feel like I've met her a person a thousand times.

Speaker 29 (01:30:56):
It's a nun.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Here's my question. How come you won't go to like
the UK and like spend a week there on vacation
with her, just to like have, you know, just to
experience it.

Speaker 32 (01:31:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:31:06):
It just didn't work out that way.

Speaker 24 (01:31:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 32 (01:31:10):
We kind of talked about one time we were going
to try to meet at Disney, but that never really happened,
like she was gonna come here, you know. But I'm
not sure. But I do feel like I know her
like any other friend that I see in person all
the time.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
And I love that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
I love that respect.

Speaker 32 (01:31:27):
I still have letters on that air mail paper.

Speaker 19 (01:31:30):
You know that did Oh yeah, air mail paper.

Speaker 16 (01:31:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:31:34):
Absolutely, and those envelopes I had, like the red, white,
and blue. Hey listen, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
But you know, to Daniel's point, maybe it's best this
relationship remained as such.

Speaker 7 (01:31:45):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
If you guys force forced physical time together, I don't know,
it may ruin it, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm wrong, you know, maybe it's
I don't know, any think.

Speaker 15 (01:31:57):
That could be.

Speaker 8 (01:31:58):
I think that the pen pal relationship is such a
different relationship than you have with anybody else because you
get to actively choose to only share certain parts of
your life with them, whereas when you meet in person
and you become friends in real life, then they're actually
a part of kind of your every day and you
can't hide things and you can't make yourself look awesome
by only telling them the good It's like a random
internet friend.

Speaker 9 (01:32:18):
You know, it's not right real. I don't like it's real,
but it's not real.

Speaker 13 (01:32:23):
What a slob I am?

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
All right, Amy, excellent story. Almost forty years or pen
pal over in England. I think that's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
Amy, Thank you for listening. It's a pleasure talking to you.

Speaker 24 (01:32:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 32 (01:32:36):
Love you guys, most love you.

Speaker 7 (01:32:39):
Nina on line three has several pen pals.

Speaker 9 (01:32:43):
Whoa in jail?

Speaker 7 (01:32:44):
So, Nina, how many pen pounds are you juggling?

Speaker 17 (01:32:49):
So?

Speaker 19 (01:32:50):
I had probably about no, probably about thirty pen pals.

Speaker 13 (01:32:57):
Full time job.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
Yeah, how do you keep up with that?

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Form?

Speaker 19 (01:33:00):
It was like it was my whole life. Like I
spent every day like going to the door and like
waiting for the mails to come because I had, like
I got more mail than like anyone else in my family,
because I had pen pals from like literally every country
in the world. Like it was crazy how many pen pals.

Speaker 18 (01:33:14):
I had.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
A pen pal hoarder, like a box full.

Speaker 19 (01:33:20):
Of all the letters at home. It's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
So did you give it up? I mean, when's last
to me? Actually wrote a letter to.

Speaker 19 (01:33:26):
Someone, So I gave it up a while ago, but
I still stayed in touch, Like thank God for social media.
I stayed in touch with several of them. One of
them just had a baby. She lives in Scotland. Hi,
Carrots if you're listening. And then we I have a
couple that actually ended up in New York City and
so I was able to meet up with them, and

(01:33:48):
it turned out that they were Penthals too, like we
became friends on the same like penthal chain. So all
three of us have stayed in touch.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
Wow, pen pals, you know what, definitely before the age
of of Instagram, on Twitter and everything in Facebook.

Speaker 7 (01:34:02):
Remember Facebook.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
Well, listen, Nina, thank you for calling and thanks for
being on the show thirty pen Pals. That's a lot
of work, but you must have been really into it,
you know.

Speaker 7 (01:34:11):
I love that.

Speaker 19 (01:34:13):
Thank you. I love you guys so much.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
We love you more.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
You'll never love us as much as we love you.
Hold one second, Nina, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
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Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
Worth.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Hey and Where's intern McKenzie. She went out on a
date and the guy, I believe, told her he was
like six foot something. Anyway, coime here, McKenzie. If you
could if you could just move at a glacial pace, yeah,
by all means okay, okay, wear a tinder wear.

Speaker 9 (01:35:02):
So no, this was hinge.

Speaker 28 (01:35:04):
I was told to go on it. Everyone said it's
the most honest app I get on it. I met
a guy, super nice, cute on there, said he was
about like six one number six foot. I'm not looking
for that. I'm five to two. We went to dinner.
He shows up, he's maybe five to three.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Oh.

Speaker 28 (01:35:26):
Different, like an inch maybe an inch taller than me.
And again I'm five to two, and it's not that
that matters to me, but it's why would you lie
about a foot?

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Like are you gonna notice?

Speaker 9 (01:35:38):
That's a big lie? Like it was just I was.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Immediate say something to him.

Speaker 9 (01:35:43):
No, how could I. I couldn't just say, hey, you're short.
You could be like you're a foot off from what
you put on your profile.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
Again, your problem isn't with his actual height. Your problem
is the fact is he lied about it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
Because you start out that way, and then what else
is he gonna lie about? Like you can't start out
that way. That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Maybe he shrinking, okay, but how old is he?

Speaker 9 (01:36:03):
Twenty four?

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Okay, yeah, is not old enough to shrink to being.

Speaker 8 (01:36:06):
Fair to this guy, I will say, I know a
ton of girls on these dating apps who won't even
speak to a guy unless he is over six ft
six foot are over, so they feel the need to lie. However,
that's a big yeah yeah see yeah, what I would
have said.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
I would have said, hey, uh great, see and everything.
But I think there's a mistake on your your profile
because it says you're six.

Speaker 9 (01:36:27):
One, A big old lie.

Speaker 6 (01:36:28):
I kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Yeah, a little bit, yeah, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
So how did the date go?

Speaker 18 (01:36:35):
So?

Speaker 28 (01:36:35):
I just was immediately turned off from it and I
didn't want anything more.

Speaker 6 (01:36:39):
To do with it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:39):
So he was nice, he was cute, he was.

Speaker 28 (01:36:42):
Nice, but it just I couldn't get past the fact
that he lied and I was just like, I just
wanted to leave, so I stayed for one drink.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
No, I don't, I don't blame you.

Speaker 8 (01:36:51):
But if it would have been the other way, would
you have still been upset? If he would have said
I'm five to three and he showed up and was
six three, would you be like you liar?

Speaker 6 (01:36:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
You no?

Speaker 9 (01:37:01):
Then you just do you think he's stupid?

Speaker 7 (01:37:04):
I never ever thought of that angle. That's pretty wild.

Speaker 8 (01:37:07):
I get it, it's the lie, but I also know
that I too, am a girl and I like a
tall fella. And when I feel that he's lied to
me and he's shorter than he said, I get upset.
But if he was taller than he said, I'm a
hypocrite and I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
Get up to now. But don't you think if you
found it he was taller that he said, he's just
moron like you stupid? Why would know?

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
By the way of the word fella? What ear are you?

Speaker 7 (01:37:31):
What ear are you on?

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Yes, producer Sam?

Speaker 6 (01:37:33):
What if he were to try and recover immediately like Gandhi,
I know what you were saying. I have friends too
who are also like not under this height. So would
it have helped at all? If, like, right off the
bat he was like, by the way, I know how
this looks. I just needed to get my foot in
the door because I am a great guy and I
didn't want you to be Would that help?

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
That would have been that would have at least been
an interesting conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:37:53):
I think.

Speaker 28 (01:37:54):
I think if he had addressed it or said something
like that, then I would have been open minded to
it and I would have understood it. But it was
just the fact that he was like, hey, what's up,
and it didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
In case you have a notice, I have a lot
of children than my profile, no I noticed looking at.

Speaker 11 (01:38:08):
I all credibility just went out the window because pretty
much because of what Dondie's scenario says, you should have
you should have dismissed him just the same because it's
still a lie, and who knows what kind of lies
could unfold.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
In the face.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Wow, you know, if you sat down with me, if
he sat down with me and said, hey, before we
get started here, I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:38:29):
Gonna let you know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
And as you know, it's it's a tough world out
there in the dating world. I told you I was
six foot one on my profile, and I'm not as
you can see funny, huh, what do you think about that?
Let's laugh, You wouldn't have dismissed him? Would you stayed
and maybe hopefully have a better conversation?

Speaker 28 (01:38:50):
I think yeah, I think if he I just if
there was some sort of acknowledgement and it wasn't this
weird foot elephant.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
In the room event.

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
Can I ask you a question, Mackenzie, do you lie
about anything on hinge?

Speaker 28 (01:39:07):
About?

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Okay?

Speaker 28 (01:39:12):
What are you stretching the tru I don't think I lie,
But I'm thinking, like, do I have like a filtered photo?

Speaker 9 (01:39:20):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
Okay, but everybody has, I think expected Yeah, like you know,
I'm like you might want to like tweak it up,
but like, I don't think I blatantly lie.

Speaker 9 (01:39:30):
You know, you don't say you're six to three. I
do not say I'm six three. I'm very much five too.

Speaker 8 (01:39:34):
How many girls do we all know that say? What
do you call a guy under six feet a friend?

Speaker 9 (01:39:38):
Everybody? It's terrible.

Speaker 8 (01:39:40):
Girls are very hypocritical about this, and they all say
all the time, if a guy asked your boob size,
you'd be pissed.

Speaker 9 (01:39:45):
But it's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Might be interesting maybe he wanted.

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
You to think his package was big. That's why he
said he was that you should have just that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
You're not a size queen, are you. No?

Speaker 7 (01:39:58):
Have you ever had a grold man, a grown man
ask you that?

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Welcome to the morning. It's a weird thing. Elvis Duran
asked me this weird question today. What it was anyway?
Ganda your five two?

Speaker 9 (01:40:11):
Yes, I'm thank you who ever gave you those two ines?

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
You're five feet tall? Would you have walked out.

Speaker 7 (01:40:17):
On this day?

Speaker 9 (01:40:18):
Yes, probably because he was Why are you lying? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:40:21):
Absolutely, I mean that's happened to me before he said
he was six foot, showed up he was five sick,
and I said a friend, a fella fine.

Speaker 9 (01:40:28):
He wasn't even a fine fella. He was a creep.

Speaker 8 (01:40:29):
But I said, to my friends he looked six foot.
She said, oh, maybe.

Speaker 9 (01:40:33):
On a different planet or height is a different thing.
I don't know that guy's not sixteen.

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
Different there, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
So yeah, I thank the Lord above that I'm not
out in the dating world anymore. Me too, I'm done.

Speaker 28 (01:40:46):
Yeah, it really kind of turned me off, and I
deleted the app after, which.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Is y no, no, no, there's there's some good guys on, Yeah,
get back out there and have fun. Mackenzie the intern.

Speaker 4 (01:40:56):
I love that name, McKenzie.

Speaker 21 (01:40:57):
I love it you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
I like this, This person says, I maybe five seven,
but I identify as six three.

Speaker 9 (01:41:02):
There you go for that identify.

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
Now you're talking the language. I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Hi Jordan, Hi, how are you? We're doing well. So
you went on a date with a guy who looked
nothing like he did on his profile picture, right.

Speaker 29 (01:41:18):
Not a thing?

Speaker 21 (01:41:19):
Not a thing?

Speaker 16 (01:41:19):
Did you bring up picture?

Speaker 29 (01:41:21):
He was, yeah, like, I'm pretty sure he has different
color eyes, Like I don't even think that he was
a completely different person than his profile picture.

Speaker 21 (01:41:28):
So I told I.

Speaker 19 (01:41:30):
Said to him on the day, I said, you know, sorry,
but you look nothing like your profile picture. And he
got so ufounded and I felt terrible, but he, you know,
he said, well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, like all
this stuff.

Speaker 16 (01:41:43):
Like I wasn't calling him ugly, but that's how we
took it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
That this happened to me too. And the same exact scenario.
I get there and I'm like, am I being like
is this a joke? Is they're like a you know,
camera going to.

Speaker 13 (01:41:54):
Come out you.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
The guy looks nothing right, like the guy. And then
I said the same thing and he got pissed at me.
I'm like, dude, I didn't put the picture up.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
You put the picture scary scary actually put up Nate
to put up Nate's photo.

Speaker 19 (01:42:10):
Would I would have gone out with him, no problem.

Speaker 16 (01:42:14):
But like when you lie about your picture, like that's
just that's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
I know, how stupid do you think I am?

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
Don't start out in a lion.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
I'm just I'm gonna start using I'm gonna use Nate's picture.

Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
Whatever I do.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
You can say, well, I work with him, would you say?

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
Jordan's right?

Speaker 16 (01:42:30):
I saw. I'm so glad I got thirty. You guys
have been listening to you for years and I'm I
even ran into Danielle one year on the street and
I was super creepy and got a picture.

Speaker 18 (01:42:38):
And always do that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
And by the way, thanks for a contributing to our show.
You made it a lot better. Thanks to you. Thanks Jordan,
have a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
You have a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
Have a good you and your.

Speaker 21 (01:42:50):
Fella all of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
Start day, mister Ran in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Show, Elvis Duran and the Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Show Froggy has a house guest. Our friend Rod Phillips
is there. Where is he?

Speaker 7 (01:43:21):
But where's Rod?

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
Oh, there's the there's the camera. So we've got on.

Speaker 7 (01:43:29):
For a long time. So Rod of course works with iHeart.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
He is a big, big force in the in the
iHeart world. Years and years ago, when when God we
were he was the program director of Y one hundred
in Miami. Remember those days, I do, when they first
hired him. I flew down and we all went to
dinner with Rod. It was it was Froggy, me and
some other members of the of the Y one hundred team.

(01:43:55):
And I looked at Froggy, I said, can you go
to the bathroom? We went to the bathroom and I said,
this is the biggest a hole I've ever met him.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
Oh my gosh, you agree right?

Speaker 13 (01:44:06):
Oh we hated it.

Speaker 14 (01:44:07):
I remember my wife was there and she said, I
can't stand him.

Speaker 13 (01:44:11):
He's not nice.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
He's Lisa didn't like me.

Speaker 7 (01:44:14):
She said, what a jerk.

Speaker 33 (01:44:15):
I knew you guys thought that I had no idea
at least every.

Speaker 7 (01:44:18):
You didn't say one nice thing to anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:44:21):
You were like so mean to it so unfair.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
There was someone I think like the afternoon Jock or
someone from Why one hundred. You were railing on him,
making him feel like he was an insignificant, no talent,
worthless piece of turn.

Speaker 33 (01:44:36):
And I'm like, wait, was he there or you're suggesting
I was talking about he was there?

Speaker 13 (01:44:40):
He was there.

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
We love Michael Yo, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
But so And I remember I called your boss Tom
Pullman that night. I said, this guy's not going to
work out. He's the meanest, biggest, flaming a hole I've
ever met my life. Frogs like, we're dumed. Why one
hundred is going to be doomed with this guy. He's
he's so mean.

Speaker 7 (01:44:58):
We hate to you. You were so so hateful and.

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
How did all that work? And how did all that
work out?

Speaker 14 (01:45:05):
And Okay, two weeks or three weeks go by and
I call Elvis one day I'm leaving the station. I go,
you gotta listen to me. I actually love him. He's
a good dude. I'm like, you gotta get to know him.

Speaker 13 (01:45:16):
He's great.

Speaker 14 (01:45:17):
Else goes, all right, you're an idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:45:21):
I need to find out for myself. So I flew
back to my you don't even know this.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
I flew to Miami just to be proven wrong and
here's what I learned about Rod. And this is why
this is so important for everyone listening. First impressions they don't.

Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
Always work out to be the true.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
It turned out that Rod and the way he was
a sarcastic ahole was actually very endearing, and we learned
that that's his personality and he's fabulous.

Speaker 7 (01:45:46):
This makes sense to anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
Yes, because I thought the same thing when I and
he thought.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
I hate what.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
You thought.

Speaker 4 (01:45:55):
I hated you for the longest time, and then after
a while I was just like oh. And then everybody's like, no,
he really likes you. Go I don't think so, man.
And then and then I realized, now he's a sweetheart.
We love him.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
So can I get this scary?

Speaker 7 (01:46:07):
Somebody help me here, Like, dude, I'll defend you to
the death.

Speaker 3 (01:46:10):
I feel like we vibed right away.

Speaker 7 (01:46:12):
You're a guys guy. That's why we get along.

Speaker 14 (01:46:16):
I thought Rod Phillips was just scary CD collection character.
I didn't know he's the real person.

Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
And by the way, if you're familiar with those phone taps,
he is the name behind the CD collection. Okay, Rod,
we love you. You turned out to be just the
best ally for our show. And I learned that. You know,
some people in life are just sarcastically funny.

Speaker 33 (01:46:39):
They're just yeah, I don't know how funny I am.
I have been told I have that dry sense of humor.
If I have a sense of humor, so I guess
that just doesn't hit everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
By the way, I had a great time at that dinner.
Has no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:46:50):
You guys are like Rod, it is such a jerk.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
I was like, Miami's amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:47:00):
At one point.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
I mean it was like eight of us around a
table eating a crab or whatever. I don't know, and
at one point you were being you were like non
stop insulting everyone at the table, and I was looking
around for a camera. I thought this was a joke
because you the boss was so me man.

Speaker 9 (01:47:18):
I wish I would have seen this.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
And it turns out it was just it was.

Speaker 7 (01:47:22):
It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:47:22):
And now he's like a big teddy bear and he
loves us all.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
So it's no, he's still an a hole, but he's
supposed to be. That's that's his character.

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
He's a loving a hole.

Speaker 14 (01:47:34):
Also brings up a good point. You've lost your wallet
and phone about every city in America and a uberc.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
I can't deny that that one.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
I can't deny it usually involves drinking, but uh yeah,
something I used to anyway. So anyway, we love you, Rode,
And this is just a public service for everyone. You
meet someone for the first time, you're like, I don't
ever want to see them ever again in my life.

Speaker 33 (01:47:58):
Give that my second chance, Love of God, give them
a second chance.

Speaker 7 (01:48:04):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
Investigate what it is you hate about it. It maybe
something that you actually love about it. Like right now,
he's wearing his baseball cap backwards. He looks like a
total douchebag.

Speaker 33 (01:48:16):
It's it's country camo too barely. I don't know why
you guys put cameras on these things. You're on the
radio you can get away with. I mean, I just
woke up, like I literally just.

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
Rolled out of bed. You're like, come get on the
camera with a light in your face.

Speaker 4 (01:48:30):
You both facetimed me last night right out of the
shower in my pajamas with no makeup on, and I
answered your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
True, Uh huh, you.

Speaker 13 (01:48:40):
Looked beautiful. We had no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
Yeah again, first first impressions, you know, investigate those a
little more before you write someone off.

Speaker 7 (01:48:47):
And so we're so happy to have you in our lives.
We love you rod Well.

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
I love you guys, obviously, I love you guys more.

Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
Man, and I gotta tell you, Froggy was so giddy,
like a little kid his best friend coming to visit
him and having you and Jackson with Froggy right now,
he's on another cloud.

Speaker 7 (01:49:06):
So take care of our frog.

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
We will we will see all right.

Speaker 7 (01:49:11):
Now, get out of here. We love rod.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Ha ha ha, laugh, Bunny, Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out everybody. PE's out, everybody.