FULL SHOW: The Day We Asked Why You Got Written Up

Is getting written up at your job really all that serious? We ask our listeners and get some hysterical answers. Plus, we play a game with people born in July and Password 2.0, talk about meeting your heroes, and say hi to Nate's old boss, Nate Hurley.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nope, Street, you're a murderer.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, I'd like to work out.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Nope. If you think I'm gay, raise your hand.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Yeh, can't lie when you smoke a lot of punt Nope.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
No, am I a sick bathrood? Yeah, I'm premember from
my statue. Nope, we're just talking about nothing.

Speaker 5 (00:20):
Elvister ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (00:22):
Oh it's a whole day filled with nopes and yips. Yep, yep,
y it is. This show is nothing but uh nope,
and then oh, yep, that's what we do anyway. Welcome
to day. It is Wednesday, July tenth. I do believe
the day before food News Thursday, Froggy. Are you set
for tomorrow, the biggest day of the week.

Speaker 7 (00:42):
There's so much good stuff, man, I can't wait. Nate,
I've got the best story for you ever tomorrow. Of course,
Krispy Kreme.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
You get a friggin Krispy Kreme story for Nate every
single week. Tomorrow's Yark person is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 7 (00:54):
Tomorrow's a big Krispy Krean day. Though you'll see you'll
want the same. Why you know what you're on the
take anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Well, Good morning, Froggy, Good morning, Scatty, Welcome to reality.
Good morning, and there's a straight in eight Buenos scratching
your back. I see that you must have an itchy bag.
I do, I do? Yeah, Scottie Bee's in master control.
Hei snotty Bee? Hey, good morning. How you feel? How
you feeling? I feel great, well rested today? Oh good.
You must not have had a date with a stuffed

(01:21):
animal last night.

Speaker 8 (01:22):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
I took a nap with one, but I didn't have
a day. Looks good. It's good to stay away from
the stimuli when you're trying to sleep. Good morning, Danielle,
Good morning, welcome today. Did you finally take your three
hour walk yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I did not. I did not have a time. I
took a half an hour walk yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Better than nothing? And Gandhi, gandhi, What menacing trouble did
you get into since last we spoke?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Nothing really, just went to the gym and that was it.
I've been very good, very good.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Well yeah, I'm back to the gym today. Boy can't wait.
You know what, how about we start out with some
eminem don't you love Houdini. Yes, every time we play
Eminem Gandhi seems to have a little pep in her step.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I love him in a very unreasonable way. That was
like my middle school everything. Loved him into you know,
high school adulthood. Oh, I love Eminem. I would be
such a nerd.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
If he came in excellent. Well there he is. Hey,
let's go talk to Kate in line two, on her
way back to work after a month off. Kate, you
had a month off? Well, hallo, lady. Was it for
good reasons or bad reasons? May we be so bold?

Speaker 9 (02:31):
I had I had to burn, so if I wouldn't
use it, I was gonna lose it. So I took
the sime off and I had to take care of
my puppet dog. She had surgery back at the beginning
of June, so she tore her a cl Oh God,
long road recovery.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
You know how it is, if your a friend of
yours tears an a cl You're you're like, Okay, that's
heavy duty. I'm so sorry you're going through that. But
if your dog tears an aco, you're like, oh, god, end.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Of the world.

Speaker 9 (02:58):
It was awful stopping around now we got all flow
seat on the ground. So that's a plus.

Speaker 10 (03:03):
Right.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Hey, you know people people bitching moan at us, Kate,
because we take necessary vacation because of the union rules.
That's why we do it. Everyone don't get mad at us.
But to take a month off in one bite, oh
my god, we will never We wouldn't come back, Danielle,
I don't think. I think.

Speaker 9 (03:21):
I am definitely on the struggle bus this week.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Let me tell you, all right, well, you got to
go back to work to pay for the next vacation,
you know, that's how.

Speaker 11 (03:27):
It works, or the next dog surgery.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. So how's your pup doing.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
By the way, she's very good, Thank you for asking.
She's on the on the road to recovery. Her name's Nova.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Oh Nova.

Speaker 9 (03:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Dog names are always so cute. Also Nova, I think
in automobile history one of the worst cars ever produced,
the Nova.

Speaker 9 (03:52):
The doctor that the doctor had told me that Nova
means no go, And I said, yes, you no go. Now.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
At least you didn't name your kid Pacer. That was
a worst car Grimlin All right, anyway, Kate, first caller
of the day, back to work after a month. We
hate you and we love you way, what do we
have for our friend, Kate? Some fabulous Elvis durand apparel
thanks to Gandhi's favorite hospital hacking sack, Meridian. Okate, good
having your energy on. Good luck back at work?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
All right, Hold on one second, you guys are back
to Oh.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Yeah, me too. We're already planning our next escape. Hold
on second, Kate, you know, as we get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi? What okay?
Does anyone know how a mosquito.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Works like an agent of Satan?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Once, once they hit you, how long does it take
until the itching begins? Is it immediate or is it
like a day? I think it's different for everybody. Mine.
It's the second day. I'm doing that thing today. I
have one on my hand r having to do the
criss cross punch in with my thumbnail.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
You know what I'm saying, don't actually work the Chris
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
It looks like a Phillip's headscrew drivers.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I thought they said put toothpaste on.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
They're supposed to get a really hot spoon, like here
we go, here we go.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
That's like so crackish.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Does anyone have an eye of newt Okay, let's get
into those three things and get on with the day.
What's going on, Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
All right, crews are scrambling to restore power to over
one point five million people. That happened, of course, after
a hurricane Beryl slammed parts of Texas. It's now apparently
a race against time, as a lot of southeast Texas
is under a heat advisory again today with a near
triple digit weather forecast ahead. Centerpoint Energy said that that

(05:40):
they expect power to be restored for nearly one million
customers by the end of today. Near record flooding was
caused by Beryl's rainfall in the region, and dangerous driving
conditions have also called caused road delays and enclosures. The
storm took the lives of eight people, seven in Texas
and one in Louisiana. Kroger and albert sins announced yes
yesterday that they have a list of stores they are

(06:02):
planning to sell if a merger between the grocery giants
wins approval from regulators. The merger was announced in twenty
twenty two, but the FTC sued to stop that earlier
this year. USA Today has posted a full list of
the nearly six hundred stores that would be impacted in.

Speaker 10 (06:17):
Each state if you want so.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
They're selling off grocery stores. Is this our news side
hustle a grocery store?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
We should do that, would Scotty be?

Speaker 6 (06:25):
You could be the manager. I would love it, and
I'm going to accept checks. Not like targeting.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
No standing online behind you.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
That's never mind. We need another general manager anyway. Okay,
story number three, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
All right, And a smishing attack could now be targeting
your iPhone. Smishing is the term used for phishing attacks
sent via text messages. They appear to be trying to
get users Apple ID logins, according to Macworld and nine
to five mac Apple users are reportedly receiving text messages
claiming to be from service reps with a website link
to what looks like an iCloud log in. The website

(06:59):
even includes a catch up, which could appear to lend
legitimacy to this mission. So be very careful with text
messages coming into your iPhone. Everyone's trying to scam you.
Everyone's trying to hack you, and those are your six things.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
Well, I would never be able to sign on it anyway,
because when it comes to those those signing security things.
I always find like two staircases in the photos and
never three.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Then then it's like a bicycle. There's a name show
the bicycle.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
And stop signs. Don't forget the stop sign.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
I never am I blind. I know what a stop
sign looks like. Anyway, I haven't been online since I
don't know, three weeks ago. I can't do it anyway.
You guys ready for your Wednesday?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, let's go liking up.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
All of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
When I start my day with no mister in the
Morning Show, who do you stand up for?

Speaker 11 (07:52):
Well?

Speaker 6 (07:52):
MasterCard is collaborating with Stand Up to Cancer and invites
you to join in the fight against cancer on July sixteenth.
Go to price dot com slash su two C to
find out how you can support out.

Speaker 12 (08:10):
All.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
From the Morning Show, they gave you the new segment
called get a Load of This. We now have the
number one requested song in the past fifteen minutes. That's
our new segment today. So text us, I don't care
if it's an old song, a new song, a song
we've never played before, a song maybe we've never heard before.
We'll find it. The number one requested song through text

(08:34):
right now at fifty five one hundred, will be played
on our show and featured as the number one requested
song in the last fifteen minutes. How do you like that?

Speaker 8 (08:41):
I love that?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Are there's any parameters?

Speaker 11 (08:45):
No?

Speaker 6 (08:45):
I just said anything goes anything? Yeah, I mean, if
you if you want to hear.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Like, anything goes, anything goes?

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Yeah. How about that song we used to sing when
I was like Kain, Jesus loves Me? If you if
we get the most requests for Jesus loves Me, we'll
play Jesus loves Me. If it's number one. We got
to be legit.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, who performed it?

Speaker 6 (09:06):
And by the way, Jesus does love you? So text
it now fifty five one hundred standard and whatever data
rates supply. Maybe, I don't know. I don't think. I
don't think we charge rates to anyone, do we when
people text?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
If people pay by the text and some people still
have that plan?

Speaker 6 (09:22):
Yeah, who who pays?

Speaker 8 (09:24):
Wait? Who pays?

Speaker 6 (09:24):
But yeah, who does that?

Speaker 13 (09:26):
There are some people that do not have the universal
plan where it's all included.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
They pay like no I want to hear from somebody
who still pays by the text.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
Well, you're not going to hear from them. It costs
money to tell you that they pay.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
But I didn't even know like places offer that plan.

Speaker 13 (09:43):
Yea.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
Is it those weird phones that are hanging at the
cash register at the grocery store? I don't know. Godhi,
you should know these things.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Are the phones?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, those are. I'm pretty sure those are like the
drug dealer. Yeah, get your phone and get rid of it.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
I don't so if you're a drug dealer and use
your phone to sell drugs, it's going to cost you
to request a song. So send us here. We got
to keep moving here. So oh, people are requesting the
share Christmas song and Jesus loves me. Oh wow, just
got a request for juvenile back that us up. Got
a request for Oh, Mike Kendrick Lamar. Look at this.
Look at the request September by Earth Wind and Fire Florence.

(10:22):
The machine floor into the machine getting request this morning.
All right, request is now at US fifty five one hundred.
Let's go, let's get into the horoscopes. Producer Sandwichet for
dinner last night.

Speaker 14 (10:31):
Ah, I didn't plan very well, so I had a
protein pop tart and a bag of buffalo pita chips.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Whoo very tasty. Wow, all right.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Let's do it. Who you doing with?

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Did you?

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Let's go?

Speaker 5 (10:44):
I it is?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Let me see who's birthday it is today? Perry Edwards is,
Sophia Bagara and Jessica Simpsons. So happy birthday, Cabricorn. Be
open minded with the new opportunities you received. Do not
be so picky. You're days of nine Aquarius.

Speaker 14 (10:56):
You can't exist on autopilot forever.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Get out of that rut.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Your day's Pisces. Don't take offense to hard truths. Instead,
decide to learn from them.

Speaker 14 (11:04):
Your day is an eight Aries. Keep following the path
you're on. It's the right one. Your day's a nine Taurus.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Plan a date with yourself. You don't always need others
to have a good time. Your day's an eight.

Speaker 14 (11:14):
Hey, Gemini, you offer a unique perspective, so don't be
shy and share your insights with confidence.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Your day's of five Cancer. Listen to the advice that
you are getting from others carefully and discern what's best
for you. Your day is a ten Leo.

Speaker 14 (11:26):
Make some time to fit your friends into your schedule.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
It requires some effort, but it'll be worth it.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Your days an eight Virgo, take a step back to
provide yourself with a clearer view of the world. You're
too close to some of these problems. Your day is
a six.

Speaker 14 (11:38):
Ooh, Libra, You've been considering a lifestyle change, and now
is the perfect time to make that happen. Your day's
of seven Scorpio.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Spend less time worrying about other people's problems. It's their responsibility,
not yours. And your day is a six.

Speaker 14 (11:51):
And finally, Sagittarius, people are drawn to your magnetic personality,
so use this for good. Your day's of nine and
those your Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
All I'm watching the the text for request for the
number one requested song in the last fifteen minutes, coming
through at fifty five one hundred. By the way, there
is a rule you can only request your song once,
So whoever is in area code three four to seven
who keeps requesting detachable penis only one of your votes
will count. Okay, I'm seeing gosh ally and aj requested here.

(12:22):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (12:24):
Benson boone, A lot of Benson Boone this morning. There's
some Whitney Houston coming in. What are you seeing? I
have a request? I called back here Elvis. Well, I know,
but the phone are they winning? Is their song winning?
I don't know. You might want to take them though, Okay,
line twenty, let's check it out. Hello, Yes, Peaches, President
of the United States of America. Please Scotty Bee, Scotty.

(12:46):
Hang up, there's another there's another rule. People on the
show are not allowed to only one in America who
wants that song.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
I texted in like five times to.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Oh my god, people are requesting Nickelback.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
I know, Nickelback.

Speaker 11 (13:01):
I know.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
This is kind of hard to see a clear winner
other than the Sheer Christmas song. But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Oh, Michael Jackson, man in the mirror, only one request.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
We gotta get who has the most request? What do
you see in Nate? I saw a lot of Jesus
loves Me.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Perfect.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Oh God, please don't take me like seriously about that.
But it's a great song, don't get me wrong. I'm
in the place.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Everyone else or.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
God, you know, the people listening to our show are
all over the road. There's one no short short man,
No short Jung Cook is getting requests. Let's see hair nails,
hips and heels by Todrick Hall remember that? Yeah, all right,
help me out here. Do we have a clear cut
winter or do we have to let it roll for

(13:49):
all right? All right, we may make it the number
one requested song in the last twenty minutes, So keep
texting your favorite song. By the way, only one one
request will be counted from each phone number. So text
at fifty five Peter Griffin, My god, Danielle, what do

(14:11):
you have coming up?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Shrek five officially confirmed and Will Smith wants the Oscars
to invite him back.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
He sees him fifty cent coming in. Look at that.
Look see I did the white guy thing. I said
fifty and not fitty.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
There's a lot of Jesus loves me.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
Oh my gosh, I know do we have that? I mean,
Whitney Houston has a version. If we play that, people
are going to burn our building down. All right, I
love It's a great song. Text now fifty five.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
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Speaker 6 (14:45):
I never thought it would be a Megan Trainer te
pain thing, but oh.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
I've been like very vocal for the past ten years.
That He's one of my favorite artists and songwriters of
all time.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
So I've been manifesting this and I won, and I
did it.

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Speaker 15 (15:14):
Elvis d ran in the Morning show. Oh, Elvister ran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
So Danielle gandha. You know, we get asked all the time,
who's the favorite person you've had in for an interview
or your favorite celebrity that you've met. Yeah, and you know,
because we met I mean I don't know, know, not just
sound you know, like an idiot, but we've met almost everyone.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, you know, even very lucky.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
So therefore, and you'll know what I'm saying here, we
meet people sometimes that are not huge celebrities, but they're
so important to us. They are our celebrities. For instance,
when I met Mike from Mike's Hot Honey, Yeah, I
was like, oh my god, I got nervous, my palms
got sweaty. Can you think of another celebrity like that

(16:04):
celebrities from Tito's Vodka. Yeah, we actually rolled the red
carpet out from him. He's so important.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
That's how I am with my authors. Like when I
start chatting with an author and they chat me back,
or they send me a book ahead of time, like
Emily Giffin, Like this is like, oh my gosh, that
freaks me out. You know, so cool?

Speaker 6 (16:23):
Have you had one? Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Absolutely, a guy named Ben Lamb from this company called Colossus,
that's true or Colossal. I'm sorry, that's trying to bring
back the wooly mammoth and like clone all of these animals.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
It see there you go. I mean you're the president
of his fan club. All right, So tomorrow morning, Emmett
from Emmett's Pizza is going to be in here and
Emmett's Look, you know, if you live in New York
and you try to have the conversation about your favorite pizza,
it's difficult to sort that out, right because there's so

(16:54):
many great pizzas. Emmett's Pizza is one of my most
favorite pizzas. And he's gonna be in studio tomorrow bringing
pizza into us. Oh Man so I will be fangirling
tomorrow when Emmett and his nineteen seventies porn stash walks
through the door. I can't wait bringing stacks of pies.
So you know, I bet Coast to Boy Josh actually

(17:16):
comes in early tomorrow for this because he and I
have been on many dates at Emmett's for pizza. Yes,
you're gonna love it.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
And you know he's from this guy a cool cat.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
Oh, he's a cool cat. Look at the photo I
sent you. That's him in front of his black limousine.
Do you see him limousine? That a long, lean black limousine.
As they say, he's he's totally pimping. So Emmetts, he
has Emmetts on Grove and the original Immitts I believe
on McDougall in the village here in New York City.
I know, Nate, you went when they didn't order the

(17:46):
Hot Girl. That's your favorite people. Oh my god, the
pizza there, that's just one of those places that it's
like a New York institution. You go in, it's literally
like a hole in the wall and you go in
and it is some of the best pizza I've ever
had in my life. Well, you know, when Emmett first
opened in New York City, he started with Chicago deep
dish style because he's from Chicago. And of course you're like,

(18:09):
no one wants to eat that. That's not a pizza,
that's a casse roll with crust. Then he started doing
the Chicago tavern pizzas the thin crust, and that's where
it's at. And tomorrow, Emmett Superstar. I will be melting.
I'll have to change my panties every ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
To wow, I know, the thin crust is so good.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
Anyway, So Emmett tomorrow. Who else is coming in this week?
Do we have anyone? And that's it again? Next week
we have a week. We've got a couple of couple
of folks coming out.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I want to meet the person that's making my avocado
toast because, let me tell you, they are superstar. I
don't know where are we ordering from all of a sudden,
it's a new place we just found and I've never
and I know it's just avocado toast, but when I
tell you, it was the freshest, fluffiest, the bread, the spices.
It was the best avocado toast I've ever had in

(18:58):
my entire life, and I've been thinking about it since
we ate it yesterday.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
We need to find out more about this mystery place
like we ordered the salmon for breakfast yesterday. Gandhi and
I We're like, what this thing is swimming up my stream?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Oh, it was.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Incredible, and now we're plotting on it for Friday.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
It all right, Okay, So we tried to do this
new bit. We're never gonna do it again. It's called
number one requested song in the last fifteen minutes. We've
been watching your text at fifty five one hundred. We've
learned a lot about our listeners, right, I mean, have
you guys seen anything unique on this texting list?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, we have a lot more Kendric Lamar fans than
I would have guessed.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Yeah, Sonny and Share I got you babe is on
here just everyone. We thought there'd be like a clear
cut winner, and there is, but it's not by far.
So here we go the number one requested song the
last fifteen minutes from your texts. This is King Missile

(19:54):
and Detachable Penis.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Who has not heard this before?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
I've never heard it.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Oh, listen to the lyrics. This will change your life.
There you go, not by our choice, by yours. You
voted number one requested this morning, Detachable Penis by King Missile.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
That brings me that.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Wow, that is an awful song.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
It's normal.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Okay, I'm glad to me the only one that thought that. Well,
you know, at least he's a he's a good storyteller.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
He mushrooms and then just said record.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Okay, and there you have it. So therefore, we will
never do that bit again. You will never ask you
to request songs ever again. You're gonna have to just
trust us to rotate the same popular songs over and
over and over. So that's what's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
So there, I'm losing faith in democracy. This is the reason.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Oh I've got a whole list of reasons we should
lose faith in democracy. All right, let's move on, Danielle.
Are you ready to go? You're gonna save us. You
gotta stop the sinking ship.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Oh boy, I don't know if that's possible. Look all right, yeah,
So Eminem has revealed the cover art for his upcoming album,
The Death of Slim Shady. His face is poking out
of a body bag. So he's taken this seriously. He's
got his little blonde hair sticking out in the picture.
And it comes out this Friday, the Death of Slim Shady.
All right, Gandhi, Yes, he is officially back on the market.

(21:25):
Jason Momo and Lisa Bonett finalized their divorced yesterday. You know,
they were married for more than seven years. And yeah,
so actually they're very amicable.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Okay, that is good.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
They get along, So it's all good, and everything was
greed upon joining custody all that friend though, yes he
does have a girlfriend, but that you know, there's still
a chance. There's still a chance.

Speaker 12 (21:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
So last month Eddie Murphy let it slip that he
had been laying down some voice work for Shrek five,
and people are like, what, they haven't confirmed this yet. Well,
it is officially confirmed. DreamWorks Anomation said Mike Cameron, Diaz,
and Murphy are all confirmed for the fifth movie in
the franchise. It will premiere July sixth, twenty twenty six.
That's just over twenty five years after the original film

(22:12):
and sixteen years after the last Shrek film, Shrek Forever After,
came out in twenty ten. Will Smith is reportedly asking
the Academy to end his ten year Oscar band for
slapping Chris Rock. But there's a couple of obstacles standing
in his way. First of all, not all the members
of the Academy have forgiven him. Some still think he
should have been arrested for what he did. And then

(22:33):
Chris Rock hasn't forgiven him yet. They're saying that when
Chris Rock makes a statement or they both come out
publicly and it looks like they're burying the hatchet, that's
when the Academy may revisit their decision and say, Okay,
maybe we'll give you another chance. But until then, they
said it is not going to happen. Yesterday, I was
telling you, Elvis, you're getting the Devilwaar's Prada two.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yes, Well, they're all negotiating for the sequel, so they
want everybody back like all the originals. Meryl Stream probably blunt.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
They should not have said anything because now they're all
gonna want a crap ton of money to come on exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
So I mean they're they're the director of that. They
want the same everything, the scriptwriter. So apparently we're negotiating
right now. So we'll see if it happens, and we'll
see who Comes Back. Taylor Swept's eleven week rain at
the top of the Billboard album chart might have met
its match. Zach Bryan is out selling The Tortured Poets
Department Midweek this week, so I'll keep you posting on that.

(23:31):
And Ariana Grande is hinting on the Shut Up Evan
podcast that she might be prepping for a mini tour
next year in the lull between the two part Wicked movies,
because you know, the first Wicked movie is coming out
right before Thanksgiving and then you're gonna get the second
Wicked movie after that. What are we watching? The third
season premiere of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? That

(23:51):
is on tonight, Claim to Fame, Watch What Happens Live,
the series premiere of Sonny on Apple TV Plus, and
the series premiere Receiver over on Netflix, and that is.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
You know a lot of people over here are bitching
and moaning on the text messages. Stop it. I will
come over and smack you. Stop it. I will exactly No,
we didn't pick it. They picked it. Did. I will
pull your pants down, spin my hand and slap your ass.
I will do it right now, Kidney, Yeah, had dad

(24:21):
you played it? We played it because it was the
most requested song. Don't blame me, Blame you. Look in
the mirror if you want to cast blame.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
If you did, this is your fault.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
Yeah, this is your fault. I'm not taking taking your crap.
Go hang your fecal matter on someone else. I'm not
going to handle it. I'm not gonna take it.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Seriously, expect anything different from this response.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Well, you know, I typically think we have the most
brightest people in the world listening to our show. But
obviously they didn't want to participate in this request. Only
the bottom of the of the heap, the cream that
that never floated to the top.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Make your voice heard exactly.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
So I'm you know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
put up with your abuse. Go abuse someone else. Go
abuse light Light FM, Go abuse Light FM, or whoever
that is down the street that is playing Barry Manilo.
Right now, we play share, they play Barry Manilo.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
It's okay, fair playing Christmas songs?

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yet?

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Yeah, no, not yet? Anyway, not gonna take the abuse.

Speaker 11 (25:23):
Here.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
It is the month of what What's that?

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Are any other stations playing detachable penis?

Speaker 13 (25:28):
There are some modern rock stations alternative stations that play
it's a.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Nineties song, you know, and it's a real song. People's
doubting that it's real.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
I've never heard it's I wouldn't have played that piece
of garbage if you didn't vote for it. We're merely
the people who push play. That's all we do. We
don't have any power in this room anyway. So enough
of that, you know you should take my lead here,
anyone and everyone listening to this show. If you get
to a point in life where people start blaming you

(25:57):
for stuff going on in the world and you had
nothing to do with it, it's okay to eliminate them from
your lives, don't you agree? Yeah, sure, well block these
people blocking them right now. It's true, though, as Scary
always says, elections have consequences, and you voted. If you
set this one.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Out, congratulations, you got detachable Penis.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
There you go that.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
If that is not something to teach you to make
sure you get out to vote in this next election,
you may soon have a president named detachable Penis. And
who knows, one of the candidates may have one of those.
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I think for graduation this year instead of that Sunscreen song.
They're going to be playing that one. He's got a
lot of life's lessons in that song.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
I know Baz Luhrman should be president. All right, moving along?
What is this? Is it still July?

Speaker 10 (26:50):
It is now?

Speaker 6 (26:52):
We are roaring through July. I'm really sad that summer
is going to be over before you know it. I know,
I know, I know. I'm mad too. I'm mad too,
you know how I get. But a lot of great
artists were born in the month of July. Gandhi take
it away.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yes, So the other day we did actors or people
on TV and in film today, how about singers and
rappers born?

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Singers and rappers born in July? Can you figure them out? Please?
Don't disappoint Called diamond now if you want to do
weave cash yo? We got cash baby? Oh oh, we
got cash baby?

Speaker 16 (27:26):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Called diamond now? If you know your singers and rappers
that were born in July one eight hundred and two
four to two zero one hundred.

Speaker 15 (27:35):
Haha, laugh, funny Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
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Speaker 5 (27:59):
I love It, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
All right here, it is the month of July. A
lot of great things happening in July. It's clean out
the closet month, clean out the drawer month. But also
a lot of interesting people have been born in the
months of July. And what's that line in the song
I'm as high as a kite on the fourth of July.

Speaker 10 (28:19):
What song is that?

Speaker 6 (28:20):
I'm in love with a wonderful guy. I think that's
from South Pacific. If I'm oh, really, it's well some
Rogers and Hemmerstein musical. All right enough, we've totally turned
gay here, let me move on, show tudents, I'm as
high as a kite on the fourth of July. We
can all relate. A lot of great artists, musicians, singers,

(28:42):
and rappers were born in July. And Gandhi did her
homework and you found a lot of them, right.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Yeah, tons of them. So I came up with ten.
They're all across the board, different types of genres, and
I have I think we should do the type the
artist and the song. What do you guys think that's
too much?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I think that's asking a lot.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
Well, ok how about this having a compromise. If they
get artists and song, they get a point and a half.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
How about a half a point for each?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (29:16):
That works? Okay. Should be at an artist and the
song you get a point. Okay, but if you only
get the artist or the song, you get a half. Okay, Nate,
You're gonna have to keep up with it.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Now are you using?

Speaker 6 (29:27):
Are you using like the one slash two is the
half point or the point five? Here's the thing, though,
the shold how good do they have to be in
order to win the prize? Because it's a pretty fabulous
prize thanks to Carol Loja. Okay, so I don't even
know why we're keeping score because it's like we like
them or we don't.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Let's do it.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Let's just let it flow organically. Let's talk to Adam
online six uh in beautiful Atlanta, Georgia. That's where I
got my peaches. Hey, Adam II. Adam is one of
our listeners that gets flame and mad when people get
these wrong, and he's ready to play he's confident, he's

(30:06):
going to ace this is this true, Adam.

Speaker 17 (30:09):
No, you're I might get mad at myself now, No.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
No, no, no, we don't want to give you a
reason to hate yourself. That's not what we do here.
But we're gonna put it to the test. Do you
know your music? How about that?

Speaker 17 (30:23):
I believe I do.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Oh gosh, I'm not feeling confidence here, Adam. We're gonna
help you out here. Let's go.

Speaker 17 (30:29):
Well, you got me scared. You want artist and song.
That's like the first time in history you've required that.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
I know, you know, Gandhi? Did you hear that? Gandhi?
You've really kind of messed it up, messed him up
requesting artist and song.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Adam. I'm not trying
to get in your head before you play.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
I'm in history, Gandhi. Really No, let it all out now.

Speaker 17 (30:50):
My father wouldn't have required dot.

Speaker 10 (30:52):
I think.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
We got a well I love Adam. All right, here
we go.

Speaker 11 (31:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
She also wants to know the birth date of the artist.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yeah, let's add another point.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Yes, July, okay, okay, you know what if you can
get the month of their birth then it's an extra
half point. Here we go artists born in July, both
singers and rappers. Here is artist number one?

Speaker 17 (31:31):
All right, Adam, That is Circles by post Malone.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
That is one point. Now for an extra half point, okay,
for an extra half point? What month was post Malone born?

Speaker 8 (31:49):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (31:49):
God, July?

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Yes, absolutely, there you go. Now write that down. He
is one and a half point one point five. Use
digits there, one point five? All right, there you go.
Is artist born in July?

Speaker 13 (32:04):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (32:05):
Here is artist number two?

Speaker 11 (32:14):
Hmmm?

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Who that is?

Speaker 17 (32:17):
J low on the floor.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
We'll take that. And what month was she born?

Speaker 17 (32:24):
What do you mean your fake died? It's on the floor.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Well, it's actually it's actually get on the floor. But
we're going to accept on the floor, so don't get
mad at me.

Speaker 17 (32:34):
So what, Adam, Maybe maybe she's already on the floor.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
All right, for an extra half point? What month was
she born?

Speaker 17 (32:47):
The one before August?

Speaker 11 (32:50):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
July?

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (32:53):
All right, like this guy, Adam, you're up to three points.
Look at that with two songs. Here is artist number three.

Speaker 10 (33:00):
Y'all can stop me there. Listen to him.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Now, listen to the rails and.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
Then come on, get me in there, all right?

Speaker 6 (33:07):
Who that? And what that.

Speaker 11 (33:10):
That is?

Speaker 17 (33:10):
Mister Elliott, get your freak on?

Speaker 6 (33:12):
All right? And what months?

Speaker 17 (33:15):
The one after June?

Speaker 6 (33:16):
There you go, July.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
A smart ass? I love you.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
I know you're up to four and a half points.

Speaker 17 (33:24):
If my my, I'm from New York, so I am
the smart ass.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
There you go, Okay, there you go. Hey, here we go,
artist number five? Uh four?

Speaker 10 (33:36):
I worked a minute, I speed up straight.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
And now you know sound? We gotta play that? Who
is that?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Hello?

Speaker 11 (33:52):
Is that? I didn't?

Speaker 17 (33:54):
Is that little kim?

Speaker 11 (33:55):
What?

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Oh? We're all out? Why did he not hear that?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
She played scary?

Speaker 6 (34:01):
Why did he hold on? Everyone? Hold on scary? Why
did he not hear that? Was there a technical problem?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
No, not at all. But okay, let's play one more.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Time period that straight?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Now you know sound?

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Oh it's coming through? All right? What's that?

Speaker 17 (34:21):
I want to say? That's little Ken Magic's dick.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
Oh well, well he's right, it's not wrong. It's not wrong.
Judge Gandhi, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I think we should probably give him that one because
she was also born in July?

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Oh really yeah? Yeah, And we were also looking for
a fifty cent would have worked as an answer as well.
It's magic stick, great song, all right?

Speaker 11 (34:51):
Cool?

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Here is an artist born in July number five?

Speaker 17 (34:56):
Oh, you don't even know the.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
Mona woke up?

Speaker 10 (35:00):
I mean John Jack and one?

Speaker 6 (35:02):
All right?

Speaker 11 (35:03):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Who is it?

Speaker 18 (35:06):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (35:06):
That is cranked at by soldier boy?

Speaker 6 (35:09):
And what months of soldier boy born? Just say Joe
you after may.

Speaker 10 (35:19):
Break that?

Speaker 18 (35:20):
So I break that?

Speaker 6 (35:21):
So mean alright? Moving on, here's number six. This is
the best receptacle from barbecue's tail gates, fairs and festivals.

Speaker 16 (35:30):
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
if you prefer drinking from glass.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
All right, title and.

Speaker 17 (35:36):
Artists please, we have testicles and detouched penis today. What's
going on?

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Kay to busy day?

Speaker 17 (35:43):
That is the only Toby Keith song?

Speaker 5 (35:45):
I know?

Speaker 17 (35:45):
That's red folo copy.

Speaker 11 (35:51):
All right?

Speaker 6 (35:51):
And what months he born? Go fast? Just say July
for January. Just say July. Just say July. From now
on you have to say the word July. Okay, done. Absolutely,
you're doing so well, adam. Here is artist born in
July number seven. Fancy so.

Speaker 17 (36:09):
In my brains a mouth, luda my back.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
Hmm. Absolutely and he's not born in July, right, Why.

Speaker 11 (36:29):
All right?

Speaker 6 (36:29):
Here we go, Adam artist, born in July? Number eight?
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Seven?

Speaker 19 (36:34):
Girl?

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Leave us on and open the quasi could say like
else girls.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
All right and saw you what's the answer?

Speaker 17 (36:45):
That's Chicken of the Sea girl, Jessica Simpson.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Nice, This guy's good.

Speaker 17 (36:52):
I don't that is what one? I don't know. I
don't know the name of that song.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
Man.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
She was born in July, by the way, I'll give
you that. All right, So you got well one wrong?
Here is number nine? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
A lot of prices, has seen a lot of face
high with different races. A white dude, his name was John.
He had a Queen be Rules tattoo on his own.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
All right?

Speaker 11 (37:16):
Who that?

Speaker 17 (37:17):
Well, that's sort of a repeat because that one is
Will Kim.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
How many less of songs? How many licks? Is right?
And say July as we got one more, we have
one more for you? Adam? Who's this? What's the song?
And what month was she born?

Speaker 11 (37:37):
Go?

Speaker 6 (37:39):
Keep making up to each jokes up.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
And chime chime.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 17 (37:48):
That would be Felina Gohman's hands to myself. July.

Speaker 8 (37:52):
There you go, all right?

Speaker 6 (38:00):
What do you have for our friend Adam. He did
really well. He did so well. I think you only
missed half a point. You got five hundred dollars plus
a set of resort sheets thanks to karal Loa. Oh, stud,
you're gonna lie, I know. Yeah, you're gonna love, love
your karl Loha sheets and of course five hundred bucks
to spend any way you want, Adam, And I love

(38:21):
that you.

Speaker 17 (38:21):
Called Nate the sheets with me.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Oh yes, he will, Nate. He's our resident ho Adam exactly. Adam,
thank you so much for listening. Five hundred dollars plus
a set of incredible sheets from caeral Loja hold on
one second, and thanks for listening. Tell everyone in Atlanta
we said hi. By the way, I'll give everyone a treat.

(38:44):
If you go to Karaloha dot com and use the
code Elvis at check out, you get thirty percent off,
which is unheard of. They've lost their minds down at
the Karoloha plate. Seriously, why do we love Karaloha so much?
Danielle tell him.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Because everything is made with that bamboo viscus and it's
just incredible, and it's soft, and it makes you feel
like you're always on vacation.

Speaker 10 (39:06):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
When you sleep? You know, when you get a good
night's sleep on vacation in those sheets. The same thing
with this.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
You know what we should tell iHeart our bosses that
if they never want us to leave the studio, just
give us some Karaloha sheets per week in the bathrooms.
We'll think we're on vacation. Anyways, Again, it's five hundred
dollars for Adam, but you get thirty percent off your
order at Karloha dot com. Use the code Elvis. All right,
that wore me out. I don't know about you. I

(39:33):
need a nap anyway. Am I alone here?

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Elvis Duran? He just keeves opening his mouth to stand
in the morning show.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
In the morning show, all the things we talk about
while you're hearing a song play. If you're curious this
round of the other morning show that only we hear
in the room, just privately, it was have you ever
been put on report? Or have you ever been hauled
in and had to sign a piece of paper with

(40:02):
corporate to acknowledge that you did something wrong? Oh you
got written up?

Speaker 12 (40:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (40:06):
Yeah? Were you ever written up? Was every was ever
something to put on your file? Yeah, yeah, we all
we've all had that. Nate, you didn't say that you've
been put on file. I can't talk about what say
yes or no? Well then that you just said yes, Okay,
So I can't talk about what happened. Okay, Wow, now

(40:27):
I want to know. Well, no, I know I was,
but number one, I didn't sign the piece of paper
they told me to sign. So secondly I can't talk
about it either, but it did happen.

Speaker 10 (40:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
So Danielle's question was and she's been she has had
to get ridden up before, right, what was your question
about how being written up in something put on your
file is all about? What's that?

Speaker 11 (40:50):
Well?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
How does it work?

Speaker 20 (40:51):
Like?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Does it work like soccer? Like two yellow cards and
then you get the red and then you get the boot?

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Like how does it work like three strikes you're out
kind of thing?

Speaker 1 (40:59):
What's going on? How'd it work?

Speaker 4 (41:01):
And is there like a limit on how long this
is on your record? Like after seven years? Is a
fall off?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
No, like with your license, like it doesn't after starting
out signing your driver's license like.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
Point and does it have to be this job or
can it be a job you had before this one?
So you're saying that my heart's going to go to
you the last company you work for it and accumulate
all your points for this isn't like moving. No, no,
this is not likely. Moving grades from one caller is
to the next.

Speaker 7 (41:25):
Alright, I worked at a grocery store before I worked
at the radio station. I got written up there multiple
Oh no, if I hard had that on your file, yeah,
I wish they did.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
If you are going to work for one place, can
they call another place and say were they ever written
up before?

Speaker 9 (41:42):
They can't?

Speaker 6 (41:43):
I guess yeah. But now in this day and age,
you don't want to ever give an opinion about a
past employee because there's lawsuits possible. But what I said,
answer is are they eligible for rehire? That's the only
there you go eligible for rehire. No, I think the
way it works, and I said this earlier, and I
don't know if I'm right or not. They will write

(42:03):
down things in your file until the cows come home.
So one day, if they do have a reason to
can you, they'll go, well, look at this list of
things that Elvis did. Let him go legally, we can
because look what he did. What a bad boy.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
But wait, see when you guys, think about, like what
you got written up for. If somebody read it out loud,
you laugh at it again when you probably, Yeah, I
don't think that helps us.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
Yeah, because you told us why you were written up.
And I'm like, but that wasn't your fault. That was
someone else's fault.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
It was someone else's fault. I the way that they
blamed it on me, I can see what they're doing,
which is whatever. But I didn't sign it either.

Speaker 11 (42:36):
I was with you.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I didn't sign it.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Yeah, I was asked to sign I said, I'm not
signing that. Yeah, I said, you know how to spell
a name, sign.

Speaker 11 (42:45):
It for me.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
I'm not signing it.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
You will not get Mike.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
You can sign my name better than me anyway. But
a lot of people are texting in Yeah, this person
got written up for talking about how babies are made.

Speaker 10 (42:55):
What.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Oh, I don't know, Melissa? Is that Melissa late nineteen?
He works in HR. Well, let's talk to her. Hello, Melissa, Hi,
good morning, good morning. So you work in HR. So obviously,
depending on what company you work for, you have a
lot of situations where you have to have a meeting
with someone and then put something on their file. Is

(43:16):
that correct.

Speaker 12 (43:18):
Absolutely absolutely. I work with a specific company. I really
can't divulge the name, but we work with I have
a lot of which we call security guards, and.

Speaker 17 (43:36):
We have a couple.

Speaker 12 (43:38):
Infractions on a lot of stuff. So I we have
to pull them in the office, sit down, discuss, they
get a disciplinary action.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
On whatever.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
There, do you thank them? Is it like a physical thing?

Speaker 12 (43:54):
No, it's actually like if you get pulled in the
office and we have to discuss what their issue, what
they did wrong, and then they have they can either
sign the paper saying that we discussed it or we
write on it saying that they waved signing it.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Now if they wave signing it, does that like take
more points off there? Whatever?

Speaker 12 (44:15):
It doesn't look good for them when we have to
send it up to our corporate But they get three
tries and then there is a termination.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
Oh wow, So it sounds like your your particular company
has definitely a strict list of rules as as it
applies to these people that you interview and interview it.

Speaker 12 (44:37):
Does, it does, and we try to give them a
little bit a little bit of leniency concerning what they
have to deal with. But a lot of the infractions
have to do with medication, handing out medications as easy
as tardiness.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Or the in between.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
I'm sure, and I understand you don't want to give
too much information. I'll tell you some of the texts
that are coming through. Here's someone who got written up
and fired. Then I went down to corporate, told them
the story. They hired me back and fired the person
who fired me.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Oh oh wow, I hope that never happens to me.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Yeah, gosh. A lot of people are responding to this
on text. Do you guys see these things?

Speaker 11 (45:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
This is wild, though that only works one way. You
should be allowed to write your company up to when
they violate you.

Speaker 17 (45:33):
Well, you we do have.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
We do have where they can go.

Speaker 12 (45:38):
We can go to Corporate one us and write a
complain about us if they feel that they were injustly
put into the office.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Right, don't touch Remember when iHeart took away our twenty
five cent colon machine.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, we were very upset.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
Yeah, well yeah, this was a big thing here we
can get soft drinks for twenty five cents and then
one day said no, no more, it's gonna be a
dollar twenty five. We're like, no, we won't pick it,
and they they heard us, they heard they heard our
angst what's that, Froggy, This is like, no, you can't
write me up.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
I'm writing you up, like, oh really you don't like
things about me, but let me tell you what I
don't like about the company.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
And there you go, and you're gonna sign this a
frog out.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Yeah, And unfortunately that can happen where I work.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
So all right, Well, hey Melissa, working in HR, that's
got to be a tough job, especially if you work
for a big, established company with a lot of employees.
I mean, does that take its toll on you?

Speaker 12 (46:37):
Sometimes it does, because there are a lot of employees
that I really do like, and I hate having them
come in the office and sitting down and talking to them.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Right, It's like, hey, I hate to do this, but
here we go. Yeah, look up, Melissa. Thank you for
sharing with us. We appreciate you listening very very much.
We're gonna write you up and put something nice on
the Melissa record.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Yay, thank you. I love all you guys.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
Well, thank you, Melissa. You take care. This is we
have a fresh one online twenty Brittany was written up
for the first time just last week. Let's find out more.
Shall we hey, bring back. Well, welcome to Wednesday on
the show. And I don't know if you want to
give too much information, but you just got written up
last week.

Speaker 19 (47:17):
Yes, I've been with the company for ten years.

Speaker 11 (47:20):
Wow.

Speaker 19 (47:20):
And they've been pulling me in the office for the
past four months like, hey, you mess up on this,
you mess up on this, you're not paying attention. And
there were all different mistakes every time. And then they
were like, listen, we're writing you up because you're not
paying attention.

Speaker 9 (47:33):
It's like, are you serious?

Speaker 19 (47:35):
Like, I'm thirty? Is this the thing you want to
put me on time out too?

Speaker 17 (47:42):
While you're at it?

Speaker 6 (47:43):
I know, stand in the corner. You go, stand in
the corner, young lady, and think about what.

Speaker 19 (47:48):
And then the biggest thing that I'm dealing with right
now is they the person that wrote me up. They
did like a two page statement on behalf of the
meeting and I said, okay, like just for my own records,
can I have a copy of that forly?

Speaker 11 (48:01):
No you can't.

Speaker 9 (48:03):
They helped me.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (48:07):
I know, but all at all?

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Do you like your job? Do you do you like
where you're working?

Speaker 19 (48:10):
I mean, I've been questioning it the past two weeks.
But I'm trying to hang in there.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
You hang in there, hanging if your place of work
had like what they had in school back in the day,
like that chair in the corner and you had to
sit in it and face the wall.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
Oh I sat there a couple of times.

Speaker 17 (48:26):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Yeah, We've had people on our show who had to
sit in the corner stairs for a while. Hey, thank
you for listening to us, and good luck at work, Brittany,
good luck to you.

Speaker 21 (48:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
All right, a question from Scary, then we have one
more call, go ahead, Scary.

Speaker 18 (48:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (48:41):
I mean, so when you get written up, it's like
a lot of a lot of times it's in subordination.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
But some people they have performance goals to meet.

Speaker 13 (48:49):
Like like a sales team for instance, they get like
a they have put on a performance improvement plan.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Can we be put pipped like put on a performance
improvement provement plan?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Like I'm not I don't break any rules, like you
need to be funnier.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I'm a good soldier, right exactly?

Speaker 6 (49:04):
Do we have that in what we I don't know,
I don't know. You know the way you can do
it with sales is each individual person has individual numbers
they have to hit. We work as a group, so
I can't put Danielle on report because our ratings suck.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Great.

Speaker 8 (49:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
I don't know. I think it's a good question, but
that's kind of hard. We're impipable. No pimping going on. Finally,
Andy online five got written up. Oh my gosh, Andy,
tell everyone why you were written up? At work?

Speaker 18 (49:37):
Well, I was working for a very high class hotel,
me and the girl that run the front desk at
the time. I was in maintenance and the girl ran
the front disk. We wound up looking up at work
and behind the front desk, and she called one of

(49:58):
her friends, and her friend with blabbing to hr.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Oh no, why would someone do that. I mean you
were behind the desk.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I mean, come on.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
Seriously, and you're working in maintenance. You're just in there maintaining,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 18 (50:15):
Well, well, I wouldn't sign the write up, so they
terminated me at the time.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Oh that's not fair. It takes two to tango behind
the front desk. Hello, is she still there?

Speaker 18 (50:28):
No, she was terminated also. Now she's a debty sheriff.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Okay, Wow, that's good. She landed under her feet, so
to speak. And how are you doing it? Did you
find another job?

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (50:42):
Yes, I work for a big corporation now where I'm at,
and I'm doing really good for myself.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Well, will you ever have sex with another employee behind
the desk? Or is that a thing from the past,
that thing in the past. Okay, Well, I love your story. Andy.
You sound like you have a great spirit. And sometimes
we need to be terminated from certain places so we
can find a better life, and you obviously have one,
you know. Thanks for listening to us, man, thanks for sharing.
That was great, awesome. Take care. Yeah, what about the

(51:11):
time that Nate snuck in and started railing someone on
my board where I work every day and someone saw it? Elvis,
we have got to take a commercial break here.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Can you still get written up for that now?

Speaker 11 (51:27):
Now?

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Years later?

Speaker 11 (51:30):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (51:30):
The things we've done, I know, But you can't do
that now because these wheatstones will catch on fire.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
It's funny if you think about the things people have
gotten written up for around here versus the things they
have not gotten written up for around here.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
It's there you go. All right, let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi and then scary,
where'd that go? Got to write you up? You weren't
ready there.

Speaker 17 (51:52):
It is.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
All right, Gandhi. Three things count.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Them all right.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Number one, the home of the Houston Texans has been
damaged by Hurricane Barrel. NRG Stadium had several panels missing
from the retractable roof in the aftermath of the hurricane.
Of course, we know it left millions in Texas without power.
It was only a Category one but made landfall in
Texas on Monday. The Texans are not scheduled to play
a home game until August seventeenth, when they host the

(52:17):
New York Giants in preseason Action. Minute Made Park, the
home of the Houston Astros, was not seriously damaged by
the storm, so there's some good news there. Travel and
Leisure Magazine says the Mission Pacific Beach Resort in Oceanside,
California is the top resort in the entire country. The
oceanfront resort made its debut three years ago with one

(52:38):
hundred and sixty one rooms and a Michelin starred restaurant
on premises. The resort is also home to the nineteenth
century Victorian cottage that appeared in the original Top Gun film.
Taking second place this year was winn a two ocean
side resort located in Martha's Vineyard, followed by the hotel
Hartness in Greenville, South Carolina. And finally, a man is
facing charges in China after Already's caught him trying to

(53:01):
smuggle more than one hundred live snakes into the country
in his pants.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
What okaye do not.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Put snakes right there? Customs officials said on Tuesday that
they caught him trying to cross into mainland China from
Hong Kong. He reportedly had gotten six canvas bags, strapped
them to his legs, filled them with live snakes of
various varieties, and tried to cross the border.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
That man is bold.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
He didn't make it, but he really tried. And those
are your three things?

Speaker 6 (53:31):
Did you also have hamsters in his pants to feed
the snakes?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I want to say, like where the bite marks must be?

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Right now?

Speaker 6 (53:37):
I mean, can you would it be awful if your
pants started rattling? I thank you. A phone tap is
on the way.

Speaker 15 (53:49):
Elvis duran And the Morning Show don't answer the Elvis Durant.
Elvis Durand's phone tat.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
This is what we'd like to call a tag team
phone tap. The letter coming into the phone Tap offices says,
my husband Justin and I are taking a trip to
Vegas next week. You see, Justin has this hideous lucky
velure suit he loves to wear when he gambles. He
dropped it off to be dry cleaned a month ago
to make sure it would be ready for the Vegas trip.

(54:25):
Why don't we play with his head a little? This
comes from Ali. All right, Ali is phone tapping her
husband Justin. She's gonna be calling from the dry cleaners
trying to pick up Justin's suit. And then tag team
Garrett and Skeeter Joan join in as the brothers who
own two brothers dry cleaners. I guess is the name
of it. Here we go today's phone tap. Let's listen in,

(54:47):
shall we?

Speaker 11 (54:50):
Hello?

Speaker 17 (54:50):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (54:54):
I want to go pick up your suit at the
g cleaner. I'm actually here now and they don't have it.

Speaker 11 (55:02):
What do you mean you don't have it?

Speaker 20 (55:03):
They don't have it. I gave him the ticket and
they said that they don't have that ticket number anymore.

Speaker 11 (55:08):
We should have it. I dropped it off there, don't
they don't you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Ask him again.

Speaker 20 (55:16):
It's definitely gets dry clear that we dropped it off,
that I don't see it.

Speaker 10 (55:20):
I've been looking for about a half hour now and
I don't see anything. So I don't even know.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
What you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (55:26):
Not here, I don't know.

Speaker 18 (55:26):
He's telling you it's not here, And tell him to him.

Speaker 11 (55:29):
Again, tell him to look until he finds it. I'm
not an idiot, and they gave me the ticket, so
I'm not.

Speaker 10 (55:33):
This is what color was it?

Speaker 19 (55:36):
It's burny burgundy?

Speaker 10 (55:38):
I'm sorry, but what kind of suit is burgundy?

Speaker 19 (55:41):
It's a behore.

Speaker 11 (55:42):
Get smart with you, Get smart with you right now?

Speaker 10 (55:46):
Oh, I know what kind of guy he is? All right,
all right, I'll go look for you.

Speaker 11 (55:49):
What kind of guy? Why did you put this on
the phone right now? Okay, he wants to talk to you. Hi.

Speaker 10 (55:54):
You what's your name? Su It's Justin, Justin Lowie. You
nice to meet Jack. Now, how can I help you?

Speaker 19 (56:00):
Guys?

Speaker 11 (56:00):
Have my suit there that I dropped off a month ago?
Now you're saying you don't have it. I want to
know where it is. I got it. I'm going on vacation.
I need the suit.

Speaker 10 (56:06):
You know what, that's not my problem. All I know
is I get into I get.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
Into your problem, all right, No need for the language.

Speaker 11 (56:13):
To find the suit. Find the suit. I'm gonna come
pick it up.

Speaker 10 (56:16):
If we did lose it, what if we get you
a new one?

Speaker 6 (56:18):
How about that?

Speaker 11 (56:19):
No? No, I want the suit that I dropped off
to you, guys. I don't want to new one.

Speaker 10 (56:24):
What's so special about this suit at all? Honesty?

Speaker 6 (56:26):
All right?

Speaker 11 (56:26):
Between that and guys, it doesn't matter what's so special.
But it's my suit and I want the one I
dropped off. That sick, so get it.

Speaker 10 (56:32):
Did you talk to my brother?

Speaker 11 (56:33):
I don't know. I talked to you. Okay, I know
I dropped it off to get dry clean, and that's sick.
All right.

Speaker 10 (56:38):
Let me say if he's in the back, Hey, marry out,
marry out. I have a gentleman on the phone. He's
looking for a burgundy suit, all right with me?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Oh my god, that's the suit.

Speaker 17 (56:52):
You're wearing this suit.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
That's the suit.

Speaker 11 (56:55):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
What's going on is.

Speaker 17 (56:59):
He's wearing your suit?

Speaker 9 (57:00):
Do you know what brand it is?

Speaker 11 (57:01):
Because it looks exactly like it is. What does she
tell you? I know what brand it is?

Speaker 10 (57:06):
My husband, ma'am, just sit down for a second.

Speaker 19 (57:09):
My husband suit.

Speaker 17 (57:10):
I know it when I see it, I think that's it.

Speaker 11 (57:12):
Your brother has the suit on.

Speaker 10 (57:13):
Huh here, let me see what color?

Speaker 11 (57:16):
What color is?

Speaker 10 (57:17):
It's like a reddish. It's a reddish.

Speaker 11 (57:19):
I'm coming down there, alright, No hold on, all right,
kicking you guys right now?

Speaker 10 (57:25):
Are you guys that come out?

Speaker 11 (57:27):
My star brother? Just shut up?

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Going on here?

Speaker 11 (57:30):
Halla, You got my suit on? Right now? Buddy?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
This is not your suit?

Speaker 11 (57:34):
How is it? My wife says? If my wife says
it's my suit, it's my suit? All right?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
When did you drop it the suit off?

Speaker 11 (57:40):
I dropped it off there?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
N When did you drop it off?

Speaker 11 (57:44):
About a month ago.

Speaker 13 (57:46):
If you'll drop a suit off and then you'll forget
about it for over a couple of weeks, it becomes
part of my wardrobe.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
This suit is not my suit. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (57:54):
I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna pound your
facing out of that suit.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
What is he talking?

Speaker 14 (57:59):
Listen?

Speaker 6 (58:00):
I gonna tell you something.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
If a suit is lost for a month, I figure maybe.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
You dropped that or something.

Speaker 11 (58:05):
Doesn't matter ritten to me. Your off.

Speaker 13 (58:07):
I thought maybe you pass away something and you leave
a close behind so I can wear the clothes.

Speaker 17 (58:11):
I wear your suit.

Speaker 11 (58:12):
That's I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Haven't you checked the policy when.

Speaker 18 (58:16):
You fail out?

Speaker 10 (58:16):
The farmer?

Speaker 11 (58:17):
There?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
You listen here, this is my store.

Speaker 11 (58:20):
My wife on the stone right now you have my
wife on the phone.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Now it's in my suit.

Speaker 10 (58:25):
Now it fails nice, it fails nice shout. I don't
like the callar, but it feels nice.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Do you need to suit the phone?

Speaker 11 (58:31):
My wife on the phone. That does the zuper the
glam shut off and put my wife on the phone.
Now shut up?

Speaker 9 (58:42):
Call the police?

Speaker 17 (58:43):
What should I do?

Speaker 11 (58:44):
Give me my shoe? Listening skidding me?

Speaker 9 (58:48):
Just hate me?

Speaker 12 (58:50):
Maybe that's connected or something.

Speaker 9 (58:51):
I don't want to leave a god.

Speaker 11 (58:53):
If they're connected, I'm getting that suit home and.

Speaker 18 (58:57):
I'll get you under.

Speaker 11 (58:58):
How am I supposed to go on vacation without my
belore suit? Do you know how much money I've worn
on that?

Speaker 17 (59:03):
What is such a crocket?

Speaker 20 (59:04):
You did not want any money with a stupid ass?

Speaker 11 (59:07):
Thealore suit?

Speaker 9 (59:08):
You just like it because you think it makes me
look like a player.

Speaker 11 (59:10):
You need she's gotten into you?

Speaker 10 (59:13):
Hey, justin you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 11 (59:16):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (59:18):
My name's Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And that's scary over there.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
I'm scary Jones?

Speaker 11 (59:23):
Are you? Are you kidding? Me? And Mario and.

Speaker 6 (59:27):
Luigi are part of a video game. Dude.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
Yeah, they don't own a dry cleaning business. They own
a plumbing business.

Speaker 11 (59:33):
Believe are you?

Speaker 20 (59:35):
I don't think you're gonna fall where I really didn't.

Speaker 11 (59:37):
I was like, really just siting with these guys right now.
I don't know. I feel so stupid right now.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 6 (59:46):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all parties.

Speaker 15 (59:50):
See Elvis Soran phone tab only on Elvis Aran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Who do You Stand Up for?

Speaker 11 (59:58):
Well?

Speaker 6 (59:58):
MasterCard is collaborating stand Up to Cancer and invites you
to join in the fight against cancer on July sixteenth.
Go to priceless dot com slash su two C to
find out how you can support. If you think I'm gay,
to raise your.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Hand, Yeah, can't lie when you smoke a lot of putt?

Speaker 11 (01:00:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
No, am I a sick bastard?

Speaker 11 (01:00:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
I'm Premember from Mighty Statue.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Nope, we're just talking about nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Elvis ter Wran in the morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
You know, we had so much fun with Rita Aura
on the show yesterday. She started her day with us, yeah,
and then she continued all across New York City in
different interviews and different events, and then she ended up
at tonight's show with Jimmy Fallon up the Street. So
in Today's New York Post at nypost dot com, they
you can actually do a search for Rita Aura and
it gives you all eight red outfits she wore across

(01:00:49):
New York City yesterday. So crazy, and it must have
been what ninety five degrees in the city and these
are all involving leather. She looks so good, she looks great. Unbelievable.
Oh wow. So yeah, go to ny Post dot com
into the search for Rita Aura and you can see
all eight I think it's eight outfits, right, eight. It

(01:01:10):
looks like, wow, unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
I like that pants set, yeah, the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
The like tank top. Yeah, that one's cute.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
Rita. You have to agree she was a great time yesterday?
Was she not awesome?

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
She's always fun?

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
You know, we love Rita. Rita, you can come back
anytime you want. But she should have said Hey, I'm
gonna be on with Jimmy Founder tonight. Make sure you watch.
I wish she would have told us that, Oh yeah,
you know, I don't know anyway, So let's support Rita.
Let's play her song.

Speaker 11 (01:01:43):
Do you have it?

Speaker 17 (01:01:44):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
Grab it. We'll get it on in a second. We
love it, all right, We got lops to ketch up
on the start with Danielle. Let's go around the room.
Let's play some Rita Aura and there you go. What
a busy day. We'll start with you, Danielle. What's going on?

Speaker 16 (01:01:57):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
So o, Kate Beconzeale has shared way she spent a
long time in the hospital. I know we've all been speculating,
We've all been wondering what was exactly wrong. She said
it was grief. She witnessed her stepfather passed away unexpectedly,
her mother has staged four cancer, and she lost a
lot of weight from stress and grief. She spent six
weeks in the hospital. She wound up with a hole

(01:02:19):
in her esophagus because of stress, leaving her to cough
off blood, and she said she found it very difficult
and was working hard on a movie with themes related
to the death of her father at the time, and
she just had to take a break.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
So wow, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Yeah, it's so crazy, so thankfully she's doing. Okay, now,
are you guys up to voting for a cartoon character
for president?

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
This looks like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
I knew somebody was gonna make that joke and I
rank her. Dot Com asked people, Okay, if you had
you vote for a cartoon character for president, who would
you vote? And I'll just give you the top five.
Velma from Scooby Doo was number five.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
Oh my god, here was spider Man.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Number three was Superman. Number two was Lisa Simpson, but
coming in number one was Batman. So yeah, Scrooge McDuck
is even on there. You Yeah, I don't think he
would be good.

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
You would you love to have a president who's actually
a pineapple that lives under the sea. Y.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
SpongeBob would be venge you. Joe Rogan is set for
his first comedy special in six years. It's gonna stream
live on Netflix August third. It's called Burn the Boats,
and he wants everyone to know that he is going
to push buttons, that you know why you came here,
don't get mad at him. So if you're gonna watch him.
You gotta expect it. Pete Davidson and Madeline Kleine are

(01:03:43):
reportedly over. This is according to a lot of different sources.
Our you know Madeline, she's from Outer Banks. The split
was amicable, with the duo parting ways on good terms.
So yeah, he just he still gets the hottest girls.
It's take so well. He's adorable and he's very funny.
Like you said, so I get it. But man, I

(01:04:03):
tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
Who I tell you?

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Is it okay?

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
If I write in SpongeBob SquarePants car and they could
move the they can move the White House into a
pineapple under the sea.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
I think it's I think you said it's going in
that direction. Anyways.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
I mean, I'm half listening to you and half listening
to myself about this. That's very important. I move ahead.

Speaker 11 (01:04:20):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Toby Maguire's ex wife Jennifer said that after the actor
was seen leaving a Hampton's party with a twenty year
old model, she had to speak out because a lot
of people were like, oh, he's dating a younger girl.
He's dating this twenty year old. She said, no, he
was kindly helping her to her car. Simply being a
good guy, and now he's blasted online for dating someone

(01:04:44):
he's not. She went on to say, thank you for
your rude comment. I hope it made you feel better,
wishing you love and light. There you go, And who said,
can I tell you how many men have grabbed my
genitals in my lifetime?

Speaker 6 (01:04:59):
That would be straight?

Speaker 17 (01:05:00):
In eight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I was gonna say, is it a Elvis Durant, Is
it Richard Simmons, Chloe Kardashian, Stormy Daniels or Sharon Stone?

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
Sharon Stone?

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
It is? You're right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
No Stone? Yep, Yep, yep, yep. Let's see what are
we watching? The third season premiere of Who Wants to
Be a Millionaire? You've Got Claim to Fame? Watch What
Happens Live, the series premiere of Two Things Sonny on
Apple TV Plus and Receiver over on Netflix. And that's
my Danielle report.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Sharon Stone. Have you learned much about her her career?
In her life? She has quite a story. I know
they featured her on CBS Sunday Mornings maybe several years ago,
and she was very sick, almost died for a while.
She also recently came out saying that she lost eighteen
million dollars in her savings and investment accounts from people

(01:05:49):
who are screwing her over and through her her sickness.
And now she's saying that. You know, in her era
in Hollywood, when she was doing a lot of work,
that was a time when a lot of people were
rolling out the casting couch in the office to see
if you're worthy of a part. And I think is
that where that line came from?

Speaker 17 (01:06:06):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
And they were also talking about like Kevin Spacey and
stuff like that. So it was like a whole big
interview that she was doing talking about lots of things.

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Wow, And don't you think, as this texture says, we
should be like Tommy Pickles as our next president, I
guess they aren't. All right, never mind, we gotta we
gotta work on that list. I guess that old guy
the the PERV that lives next door, that whist whistles

(01:06:34):
all the time, Marv the perv, he's old enough to
be president.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Christmas poop.

Speaker 11 (01:06:47):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
Absolutely, that was a great president. All right, we got
we have some candidates. We're ready to go all right
around the room. Let's see what's on the minds of
those who are in the room. We'll start with Froggy.
He's in a room. What's on your mind today?

Speaker 22 (01:07:03):
Frog?

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
You know, I just want to take a second to
say thank you to Crosswater Animal Hospital here in Jacksonville
and doctor Zalad. So if you remember two weeks ago
today I told you that I had to take my
little puppy in to get his toe amputated because we
weren't exactly sure what was going on. Well, after a biopsy,
it came back that he has cancer in his foot
and they've been doing lots of work on him and

(01:07:25):
he's getting better and his prognosis is really good. And
so I just want to say thank you to doctor Zalad.
She and her team have been amazing and they have
saved my little guy and I just could not be
more thankful and more happy for him.

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
So thank you for all. You know, Veterinarians are amazing,
amazing people, they really are, and you know what, they
need more credit, as so many people that we love
in our lives do. And let's put vets at the
very top of the list. Today. You saving a REXI man,
And here's to you. Froggy. You know being a pet
parent is, you know, it's a lot more than people

(01:07:58):
who are not parents understand, you know, to be it's
it's a it's a it's an emotional thing. And he's
gonna be good. Sure is a great payoff having him.
What's on your mind today there, Scotty Well, I gotta.

Speaker 13 (01:08:10):
Say, nature and wildlife in Central America is something completely different.
Forget about the fact that you got these red maccaw
parrots that usually just see in cages up here flying
around the sky. I came face to face with a scorpion.
I wanted to go brush my teeth, face to face.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Yes, I went to go.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
I brushed my teeth and I turned the water on
the sink.

Speaker 13 (01:08:30):
It came up the drain like so I literally pulled
the stopper up on the you know, the sink, and
half of its body was above and half of it
was below. And I just turned on the boiling water
and it drowned a slow death in the water and
the sink of water the water kept rising. And I'm
sorry I had to do that, but I read that
because at first, when I had him trapped in the sink,

(01:08:53):
I'm like, should.

Speaker 6 (01:08:53):
I let him go?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
I mean, this is like a while, you know, And
then I looked and said, Dave venomous. They have poison.
So I freaked out on my Sorry, I have to
drown this guy. And then I felt so bad. But
he drowned a slow death.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
Wait wait, did you watch him die or he went
down the draint?

Speaker 13 (01:09:09):
So I watched him die because half his half his
body and his clothes were above trying to get out
of the stopper.

Speaker 11 (01:09:14):
This is get.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Level started rising like that old Batman car episodes.

Speaker 11 (01:09:19):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Where the things?

Speaker 20 (01:09:20):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Your time is running out for it? And then there
was boiling water.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
And then he just like he may not have he
may not have died.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Not what's that there?

Speaker 11 (01:09:30):
Fake it?

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
I gotta be honest. Scorpions can die. I have no problem.

Speaker 14 (01:09:35):
Sam is giving me the evil eye, and so it's
not just like the full story, like did it ask
you for help and show you a photo of its children?

Speaker 10 (01:09:43):
Like you're really just Sam?

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
You know what's Sam?

Speaker 11 (01:09:45):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
Go hug a tree.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Apologize here.

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
If we live on a planet where it's gonna be
me or the scorpion, I'm sorry, the scorpion is going
telling the story.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Gotta get stamped out or something. It's gotta die.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
See I say the same thing I go would have
been out of mommy or be Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
Okay, well let me tell you something. I've I've been
hit by scorpions three times in my life and you
have no friggin idea. And it was I it just happened.
I've screw scorpions and a lot of snakes. I can
do it. Not them too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
If it stings you and you're allergic, forget it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
You go to thet I'm with you. I'm with you, scary.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
But did you do with it after you drowned it?

Speaker 20 (01:10:25):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:10:25):
Then finally after it died, then I let all the
water go down and I pushed it down with with
with a tissue.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
And you have made it sound very dramatic.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
This is like dramatic death.

Speaker 16 (01:10:34):
It did.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
This is like Batman killing the Joker, a diabolical little
little plot. What about you, straight Nate, death or doom
or destruction? Which do you want to talk? I'm going
to go with child entertainment? All right? So, uh, I
know Danielle is going to give me crap. I called
them legos, but you say lego because they're not the
Lego whatever the company is Lego. I've always called them

(01:10:57):
Legos but there for every age because I see they
just released a Jaws Lego set. How cool is that
they got in the boat with the shark and you
know Brody and you know Quint and everything like that.

Speaker 8 (01:11:10):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
I'm gonna buy this.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Have you ever for me?

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Putting together a Lego set is so therapeutic. I love
a glass of wine and a huge Lego set like
they have the Disney Castle. That's my next project. They're
expensive and take a long time, but they're.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
The last one you put together Tower Bridge when.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Less than a year ago. It takes a long time, but.

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
I can see daniel doing it. But Nate saying, I'm
gonna go buy the Jaw the Jaws Lego set. You're
never gonna put that together?

Speaker 12 (01:11:40):
Will?

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
I really enjoyed doing Legos when I was a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
Lego Lego when I was a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Are the individual pieces called legos?

Speaker 17 (01:11:48):
I don't?

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
I think they just say Lego. I stepped on some Lego?

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Wait, well, what about the breakfast food? Is it Lego
my eggos or Lego my ego egg A little bit different?
All right, Hey, Danielle, So I got.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
To go to see something really cool yesterday, I took
Sheldon for his birthday. I got tickets to this thing
called odd Man Out and Immersive Experience in the Dark.
It's in New York City and it's an immersive show
all in the dark, and I'm not even kidding you.
From start to finish, they lead you to your seat
and pitch black darkness. It's like you're getting on an

(01:12:22):
airplane going to Buenos Aires. That's the whole thing. And
you're learning about this guy's life who was blind. So
all your other senses come to life as you have
to figure out. You know how to figure out. I
guess what's going on in the story. You're listening, you're feeling,
you're eating things in the dark. It was so cool
and so different. I really think that everybody should see

(01:12:44):
it again. It's an odd Man Out, an immersive experience
in the dark. It's just something so different. Ninety minutes.
You even had to lock your cell phone up. They
took your cell phone away because they were afraid people
will put the light on, you know, while you're sitting there,
and they really wanted it to be pitched black. And
I was drinking alcohol in the dark, eating eating stuffing.
These served in Banadas.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
It was great.

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
Did you miss your mouth when you're trying to I
did not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
I got my mouth.

Speaker 10 (01:13:09):
I was very sure.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
Where's my pie hole?

Speaker 11 (01:13:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:13:12):
Well there you go, an odd man out. I would
I would love to see that. You know what, being
immersed in darkness two things. You feel great because your
other senses are heightened because your sight is out. And secondly,
in the dark you wouldn't be able to see the
torture that Scary put him or scorpion. The slow death
slow death was not visible at that show. Thanks for

(01:13:35):
turning us onto that. Hey what's up there, Gandhi, what's
up with you?

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
All right, it's Wednesday, and that means my podcast is
dropping today. I just want to thank Diamond and Andrew
because over the break we recorded a few minisodes, which
is just the three of us talking. I don't actually
have a guest on, and people seem to like that
even more than just having a guest, So thanks Andrew
and Diamond. And Diamond convinced me to have somebody on.

(01:13:58):
The next episode is going to apparently blow.

Speaker 10 (01:14:01):
Everybody's line, So really, who is it?

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Remember when we were talking about who's the wildest housewife?
That's ever been on the show. Everyone was saying, the
Countess Luanne, oh wow, wow, Okay, look at Diamond is
so excited. Enter Celia.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
They were texting, that's gonna be a room of t
and t ready to explain it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
I can't wait, so excited.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
That's gonna be a great.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
On the side, wherever you find your podcasts and.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
Producer Sam, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 14 (01:14:27):
I have to know if anyone else is playing bandle lately. No, okay,
no one's reacting great. So it's like wordle, except its music.
So I thought it's right up our alley. It breaks
the song down. It tells you the year the song
was released and the level of difficulty, and then each
step you hear just the drums, and then the drums
and the bass, and then the first SyncE and then.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
The second scary and froggy would be great, so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Because I thought I'd be better at it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
It's frustrating but in a great way.

Speaker 14 (01:14:54):
And yesterday the song was what a wonderful world and
it was so lovely to get the reveal.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
But it's a fun game.

Speaker 14 (01:15:01):
It's just like Wordle except music, step by step bandal
very cool.

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
Go play you have to go back to it. Have
you guys done Wordle today?

Speaker 11 (01:15:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
I just opened up my app to do it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
Oh, I tell you, connections is hanging me up. I
love connections. I actually do better connections than Wordle Believe
it or not. But oh Jesus anyway, moving on, what
song were we gonna play? We're gonna play.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
Rita or song ask and you shall receive?

Speaker 11 (01:15:25):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
Hit it scary? Play it?

Speaker 8 (01:15:29):
Here she is.

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
We love her, Rita Aura.

Speaker 17 (01:15:34):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
We love love Rita Aura, asking ye shall receive. I
changed one word to like old English perfect love her
and again. If you want to see the eight costume
changes the eight outfit changes of Rita Aura in one
day alone yesterday in the heat of New York City,
go to ny Post dot com. Do a search for
Rita Aura. You're gonna love everything she wore. It just beautiful.

(01:15:55):
The three things we need to know, Gandhi, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Cruise are still trying to restore power to over one
point five million customers in Texas after Hurricane Beryl slammed
parts of the state. Of course, we know there is
going to be heat today. They are under a heat
advisory again with your triple digit weather in the forecast
centerpoint energy so that they expect power to be restored
to nearly a million customers by the end of today.

(01:16:19):
Near record flooding was caused by Beryl's rainfall in the region,
and dangerous driving conditions have caused rose delay, road delays
and closures. Google is now planning to make its dark
web monitoring service free to every Google account holder later
this month. Google One subscribers have already had access to
the service for a year now. Google says that this

(01:16:39):
move reflects a dedication to help users protect their online presence,
monitoring for dark web leaks of things like phone numbers, addresses,
and stolen account information. Have any of you had your
stuff stolen? No time you did?

Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
Yeah? Okay, I don't know, it was it was easy
to fix.

Speaker 9 (01:16:56):
It, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
That's what what makes you figure out that it's been stolen?
What do you do from that?

Speaker 19 (01:17:00):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
And finally, the San Diego Zoo says the two giant
pandas that arrived from China last month are settling in
ahead of their first public viewing. No timeline for the
public to see Yun Shan and Singbao, but the Zoo
says that they're comfortable as they adjusted to the new
surroundings with the help of the US and Chinese conservation partner.
So the pandas are back, and those are your three things.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
Thanks gotting.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
That's funny to me, It's funny. Do you have a
sense of humor? Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
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Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
Just like that, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
I was reading on Reddit, am I the A hole section?
I love reading that.

Speaker 10 (01:17:58):
By the way, me too.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
Have you ever gone back to secretly give a server
a tip when the person you're eating with didn't give
them what they deserve?

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Yes, yeah for sure, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
Me too. I was embarrassed one time. It was many
times being out with someone who said they were buying
dinner and I saw how little they would tip them,
and I would sneak over and throw some money on
the table.

Speaker 8 (01:18:22):
It was awful.

Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
Wow, they try to catch them in the act and
then fixing it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
I will say, it's stressful with you when we try
to buy something, though, because you'll tip like six thousand
percent and then I'm like, oh, I'm gonna ball out
and tip forty percent, and then you're like, your cheap ass,
what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
I would never do that. You're exaggerated.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
If they're hot, like super hot, they get even more
from me to come on.

Speaker 11 (01:18:45):
Well, there is that.

Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
I do have this problem. If I'm sexually attracted to
then I'll give them more money. Is that bad? Correct?
I'm kidding. I don't do that. Oh God, that struck
a nerve with Scary.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
What No, if they know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
I'm Scary Jones from the Elvis Durrantrow, I'm going to
give them.

Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
You got, you got your coming away. Scary's got a reputation,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
I can't go They can't call me a cheap skate
behind my back. I can't go out like that. I
have to like show up big.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
What if you still get.

Speaker 14 (01:19:14):
Called a skate?

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
What if you still get called a cheap skate?

Speaker 20 (01:19:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
No, I'm gonna overtip. You're getting like thirty four maybe fifty.

Speaker 10 (01:19:21):
You have to you will have to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
You will do that.

Speaker 10 (01:19:24):
Scary.

Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
I wish I could open your head and just look
at your brain. You. You get so so so anxious
over the weirdest things because it's happened to me in
the restaurant. And I'm like, okay, what happens to you?
Because it's your reality in your head. You're you're thinking, well,
if I will tip big, then I'm not. You know,
I'm not living up to my reputation.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
No, I give twenty twenty five percent.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
But they suck. Even if they suck, you're gonna give up.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Yeah, I gotta give, gotta go big.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
What even if they've been the worst service every.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
I think we know the answers here, all right, all right, well, no, Scary. Look,
if I'm working in a restaurant and I hear you
say that, I'd be like, hey, man, I hope Scary
comes in tomorrow. I'll love him for sure. So okay,
I'm not saying it's ever a bad thing to leave
too much money. If they're great at what they do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
If they're great, you heard what he said, great at
what they do.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
But scary, but Scary doesn't leave a gratuity because of
anything they did. It's because of the fact it's him.

Speaker 13 (01:20:17):
Right, Well, you get the standard twenty to twenty five percent,
you know, but you know, I gotta go hard in
the paint.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Come on, what it's a basketball reference. You gotta go
hard in the paint.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Okay, you know what we had to go back to.
I think I've told you the story where we had
to go back to the hair salon and tip the
hairdresser because my grandmother had Alzheimer's and we used to
give her the tip in the little envelope and we
would say, give this to the hairdresser when you leave,
and she would forget and tip fifty cents, So my
mom would have to go back and give the real

(01:20:52):
tip and say we're really sorry, you know whatever. But
she was forgetting a lot of things back then. But
but she also said, back in the day, that's what
we tipped fifty cents, so in her head it was
still okay to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
Well, this is why you needed Scary as your grandmother.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Yeah, you're right, he would have tipped like hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
Grandma's Scary always over tipped it the head hair salon.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
I have a couple of friends from other countries that
when they come here, it's just a completely different setup.
They don't tip the same way, so they tip the
way that they would tip in the countries that they're from.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
And I'm not scary.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
I run slide money under.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
I know we know of someone. We're not going to
use this person's name, but can I say this, When
she had Europeans come in to to order, she would
she would overcharge them on the bill and try to
get a higher gratudity from Oh my gosh, that's so wrong.
See we were just in Bali, right, And of course

(01:21:46):
in Indonesia, the tipping culture is so different than what
we're used to, and as a matter of fact, so
much so that if you over tip them, they're offended sometimes. Right.
So it's a tricky thing, this tipping thing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
Not according to Scary, go big one hundred from Scary
every time he comes in.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
Everyone, remember that Scary's gonna go Scary's gonna go all
over a bally give him a hundred in Indonesia, which
is the equivalent of like one cent.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
He's gonna go.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
Harden the paint exactly, all.

Speaker 6 (01:22:15):
Right, let's get some sound in here. Uh harden the paint,
harden the paint hard in their tint in the.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
Pain, it might actually be a taint.

Speaker 6 (01:22:25):
Yeah, okay, yes, Garrett, Garrett's here with sound. What do
you have today?

Speaker 23 (01:22:28):
All right, let's sart with America's Got Talent last night.
I'm in love with this season. It's awesome. I think
it's also because I got my family watching it together.
So making an experience.

Speaker 17 (01:22:38):
Uh so.

Speaker 23 (01:22:38):
Reid Wilson fourteen years old, a nervous kid walking up
on stage, he has braces on. Everyone thinks he's gonna fail,
and then he comes out with this.

Speaker 19 (01:22:54):
So wow.

Speaker 23 (01:23:08):
And he never sang in front of an audience like
that ever before. So that's pretty amazing awesome, right there.
Jeopardy keeping up with the Internet slang. Interesting to hear
Ken Jennings speak like.

Speaker 21 (01:23:17):
This slang like phantom tax and skibbity baffle many it's
associated with this generation a name that unfittingly follows gen
Z Matt what Alpha that's correct?

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
You hear the guy go.

Speaker 23 (01:23:33):
After when he answered that fifteen minute morning show yesterday.
If you listened, you know what we're about to play.
But we all have that one friend that has that
one big word. They're just waiting for the right time
to say that was Scary Jones yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
But gandhi boy, you didn't she buy you.

Speaker 13 (01:23:48):
I'm waiting to use the Swimpley gift card, but I'm
still a little recalcitrant about going into the strangers pool.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
Isn't that what you take for diarrhea?

Speaker 11 (01:24:00):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
So yeah, he used that word.

Speaker 10 (01:24:02):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 23 (01:24:03):
So according to there I runed it and a few internet,
uh music internet sources, the word baby is the most
used word in songs from the beginning of time. So
someone put together a montage of all the songs with
the word baby in it, with the word baby, baby.

Speaker 8 (01:24:25):
Baby, baby, there's a lot of babies.

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
Baby.

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
Are you sure that everyone?

Speaker 11 (01:24:41):
Us?

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Song wasn't shoddy? Close?

Speaker 10 (01:24:44):
Close?

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Second?

Speaker 11 (01:24:45):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:24:45):
Cool?

Speaker 23 (01:24:45):
And then finally, the remixes are still coming in from
huck Tour girl, So these are some of our favorite
songs with Hucktua remixed into it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:05):
Okay, okay, I get it all right, and that's it?
Thank you again. Here it's so funny. How long is
this ride gonna last?

Speaker 11 (01:25:24):
For her?

Speaker 6 (01:25:24):
I wonder, I wonder, uh what you want to play? Password?

Speaker 19 (01:25:28):
Is that what we.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
Password? Scary do you have the theme Come on Scary,
be worried, alcatrascant or caltrascant alcatras calcert recalcitrans Yes, let's
play password. So we need what two contestants? How this

(01:25:55):
sort just one?

Speaker 11 (01:25:56):
Just one?

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
And you know what this is great called Diamond and
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Jadario hosts I've Never Said this before. It's a podcast
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on the podcast this week?

Speaker 16 (01:26:14):
Hey, Elvis, I have actor Lana Perilla on the show today,
who is in the new j Lo Action flick at List,
which is all about the world of AI. And she
also shares with me one of her biggest fears that
she has never told anyone.

Speaker 6 (01:26:28):
I've never said this before. New episodes every Tuesday. Listen
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Speaker 9 (01:26:37):
Who You Are the best show I've ever listened to
in my life.

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
But one, Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:26:48):
You know, there's this couple we're hanging out with and
they always get into a little argument about it. Who
does the most work around the house, and she was
saying he believes that their laundry backst is magic because
he just puts his clothes in there, and then he
comes back the next day and they're all folded and washed.
It's the magic basket.

Speaker 11 (01:27:07):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
It's magic.

Speaker 6 (01:27:10):
Would it be nice if there really was such a thing.
He really I think he kind of truly believes the basket.
The basket's magic. Just throw your clothes in there. Magically
you're washed and folded.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Definitely not she's doing that. And it's the word I
that's the thing I hate most in the house is laundry.
Hate it, hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Hate it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
Well, I mean, are you in charge of everyone's laundry,
your husband and your two sons.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Spencer does his own now because he's gone away to
college and he does his own, but Preston and Sheldon
I do theirs.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
Yeah, yeah, you need a magic basket, I do.

Speaker 18 (01:27:42):
Let me.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Does Amazon sell that? Because I don't know right now?

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
I mean, they have that corn stripper. That thing's a miracle.
I think the magic basket would be great.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Would be awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:27:52):
All Right, it's now time for It's now time for password.
This is password two point zero, where we don't tell
you the password, you have to guess it too. Along
with the contestant. Our contestant today from Philly, It's Brianna. Hi,
Brianna Online seven, hit line seven. Hi, Brianna Online seven.
How are you feeling?

Speaker 17 (01:28:13):
I'm good?

Speaker 10 (01:28:14):
Are you doing well?

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
Are we doing okay?

Speaker 18 (01:28:16):
Guys?

Speaker 20 (01:28:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
Yeah, we voted and we're all doing okay. Have you
ever heard us play well? I thank you for saying that, now, Brianna,
have you ever heard us play password on the show?

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
I may or may not have.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
Okay, Well, that's that's a glowing endorsement. It's good.

Speaker 19 (01:28:36):
It can be almost every single day, but sometimes I
miss the depending on what time I leave for work,
I missed the games.

Speaker 6 (01:28:43):
That's totally fine. As long as we get you for
a minute or two every once in a while, we're happy.
It's nice to have you here. So, Brianna, here's what's
going to happen. One word clues will come your way
and you have to guess what word they're trying to
get you to say. Does that make sense? Yeah, it's
pretty soon, Pretty pretty simple. Now, guys, remember Gandhi and

(01:29:03):
Danielle and Froggy and scary and and straight npe one
word clue, that's all you can give her, all right,
and now as a password two point always played, we
don't give everyone else the word. So now everyone's going
to be guessing as they drive to work in school
and whatever. Here we go, let's go, here we go.

(01:29:24):
The first password and our first clue giver is gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
Succulent.

Speaker 19 (01:29:33):
Hm hmm okay, do I guess now or do I
wait for another?

Speaker 14 (01:29:39):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
No, no, no.

Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
Her one word clue is a plant? Plant?

Speaker 11 (01:29:44):
Is her end?

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
All right? Danielle apple? Hmmm?

Speaker 9 (01:29:55):
Fruit?

Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
Okay? All right, all right? Uh Froggy, you're one word
clue for Brianna cuture.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Excellent, excellent, hot hot.

Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
Well, so far you have succulent, you have apple, and
you have cuture. Let's move to scary scary. What's your
one word clue? Squirty?

Speaker 7 (01:30:21):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:30:22):
Is that a word? Squirty? Squirty? Put them all together?

Speaker 17 (01:30:31):
Though?

Speaker 9 (01:30:34):
Plant or succulent?

Speaker 11 (01:30:35):
Apple? Water?

Speaker 6 (01:30:37):
Water? Okay? All right, let's go to a straight in eight?
What's your cue?

Speaker 11 (01:30:43):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (01:30:44):
This was a tricky one. I gotta be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Fruit fruit, Well, what you should say? It's this fruit
joint down.

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
Fruit I get the before and after mixed up.

Speaker 11 (01:31:00):
Root hmm, I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
Okay, Gandhi, it's you use the word wrigglings.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
That was good. That was good. Now I don't have
to use it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
Biggie ruth.

Speaker 6 (01:31:24):
Okay, all right, Danielle booty.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
You say booty or rudy, booty, boot.

Speaker 9 (01:31:33):
Booty and these all go together.

Speaker 6 (01:31:36):
Yeah, they actually do sort of. Yes, Yeah, we should
go down the list again.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
People are texting my sister, got it, sorry and she.

Speaker 6 (01:31:48):
And she's slow. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. All right.
So the words so far are god succulent and apple
and couture and uh.

Speaker 24 (01:32:04):
Squirty squirty fruit, biggie wiggles and fruit cure and cature
cature cature.

Speaker 6 (01:32:17):
I got another one, So what is it?

Speaker 11 (01:32:21):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:32:21):
Just say it?

Speaker 22 (01:32:22):
Lucy hey, lucy, lucy, lucy, lucy, couture, squirty, juicy, sweet Jesus,
it is.

Speaker 9 (01:32:43):
So succulent.

Speaker 19 (01:32:44):
I went with plant, not not.

Speaker 17 (01:32:47):
I get like, yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:32:49):
I get that. No, you're not stupid, You're far from stupid.
The thing is juicy, juicy is I can see on
your end, we're not really knowing what we know I
can see. Okay, right, let's move on. Okay, we have
a new password. I think this could be a lot
easier for you, a lot easier. We'll start with Ghandi, gandhi.

Speaker 11 (01:33:09):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
What's your one word clue for this new password?

Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
I have a question. Okay, what is the word allowed
to be a noise?

Speaker 11 (01:33:18):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
Let's wait till we're desperate. Okay, I'll get back to
when we need when when you hear me go to
you for that one. You know it's time to wrap up.
So do you have another clue?

Speaker 11 (01:33:31):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
Jackass?

Speaker 11 (01:33:33):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 17 (01:33:35):
Okay, Jackass, donkey.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
The way, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 6 (01:33:50):
I'm kind of curious to know what your your clue
would be, Gandi. If you needed to play do a sound,
it would be.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Going to say, I would have gotten that.

Speaker 19 (01:34:01):
I would have gotten that.

Speaker 11 (01:34:02):
And there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:34:02):
You got donkey d You have them for our friend Brianna.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Well, and it's five hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:34:11):
How about this some sheets from our friends at Karaloga.
Oh my god, you're gonna love the Karaloha sheets. They
are both juicy and your donkey will love them. I
don't know what that means. Thanks to karl Ooha. Of
course they use the fiscals that's in bamboo. It's so
sustainable stuff. I mean, this is beautiful soft sheet. Hurry,
we love them. If you go to kroloha dot com

(01:34:32):
you use the code to Elvis, you get thirty percent off,
which is unheard of. We love you, Karloha. Congratulations, enjoy
your five hundred dollars and your sheets. Brianna, thank you
so much. At guy, don't hang up, hold on one
second and there you go. Great job, guys, amazing and
in the words of Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:34:49):
Ye please Nicki Mina, this is Rihanna. Hey, this is lady.

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
Get the You're listening to Elvis Duran and the Morning show.
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Speaker 11 (01:35:02):
Well?

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Speaker 5 (01:35:20):
Elvis Sturan in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:35:23):
Wow, boasting over thirty four years of experience in the
radio industry, Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff Hurley from Lancaster, Pennsylvania's here, I.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Just brought cookies.

Speaker 6 (01:35:30):
I didn't expect you were going to put me on
the air. These these are just cookies. Whoo whoopee pies.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
I love these.

Speaker 6 (01:35:36):
This is so good. I mean, if you're from Lancaster
or the area, or you understand the way it works there,
you know that like whoopy pies are where it's at.
Thank you for bringing these.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Oh no, Nate's quivering already from the amount of sugar
in his system.

Speaker 11 (01:35:49):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:35:50):
You know, Jeff and I go way back. Is twenty
five years, right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
I know, we've been known each other for longer than
probably anybody. It was my boss at Star win A
four ere long ago.

Speaker 6 (01:36:00):
Was that it's star what O for?

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Yeah, it was early two thousands, it was like two
thousand and three, two thousand and four.

Speaker 6 (01:36:06):
Yeah, yeah, right now, what did he do? What did
what did straight Nate do at Star one O four
there in h it was Lancaster or Erie where that
was in area? In Erie? What did he do?

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
I think we started bar fights and things like that. Okay,
now we've told that story before. Right now you're on
the air, and yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (01:36:21):
Did nights you offered did you offer me afternoons?

Speaker 11 (01:36:24):
I can?

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
I did offer you money and you pursued your dreams
and went to l A and look where it brought you.

Speaker 8 (01:36:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
Now, uh now today in twenty twenty four, Nate.

Speaker 11 (01:36:32):
What is it you do do?

Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
Still trying to figure out that that one out there
eating whoope pies right now?

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
They're so good?

Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
Look it is.

Speaker 11 (01:36:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
What what other delicacies could you have driven in from Lancaster?

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
I trying to think what we could have brought in,
Like a chicken pot pie. We could have brought some
shoefly shoefly, We could have brought in all kinds of
baked goods and basically every potato chip on earth.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
And okay, all right, you could have sex in your
studio when he worked with you?

Speaker 10 (01:37:00):
Did you say?

Speaker 11 (01:37:01):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:37:01):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
I hope not, because it's on the street with windows,
so if you did, everybody would have seen it.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
Yeah, we'll see see this, see this board over here.
He had sex on this wheatstone and it burnt her
butt because it caught him fire. Wheatstones do that anyway.
So yeah, over thirty five, I love, I was reading
your bio over thirty four years, boasting over thirty four
years in the radio business, Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff Hurley,

(01:37:27):
thank you. Next time you've gone to Shady Maple, please
let me know. And I'm at Chew get the line.
You should go to Shady Maple Buffet and just go
go through the line like fifty times and just bring
us like a truck full of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
I'm going to get frequent flyer on Amtrak bringing you
guys food.

Speaker 17 (01:37:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:37:43):
Absolutely, So what brings you to New York City? Are they?

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Did they bring you to town to fire you? I
meant it's a long train ride for an intervention? I
really no, just might be meetings today, And so I
texted Nate and said to God, bring you guys whoope
pies and just say hello.

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
So they're having meetings. Can we go deeper into that?
Is it some strategic thing or what is it these meetings?
I just show up in the cookies. I don't know
all this. Oh yeah, that is a sketchy answer. Anyway, Well,
you know, I Heeart is a wonderful place. It's it's
great to visit the Mothership. And that's where we are

(01:38:18):
here in New York on fifty fifth Street? Is that
where we are still? I got to visit that place
one day. I've heard great things anyway. So, but the
fact that you've known straight innate for so many years,
where do you you've known him longer than us? I mean,
where do you predict he'll be next? Because we'd like
to go ahead and pack his bags.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
I'm kidding, well, I mean prison perhaps, No, what do
you think he is?

Speaker 6 (01:38:43):
This exactly what he should be should be doing in
the industry, like being a team leader and a product manager.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
A product manager. He's very very solid middle management right now,
very middling management. Middling. I think I think he's in
he's in his lane right now, and he's he's got
a job where he can kind of do things. He
can sit here and eat and uh, he's shoving whoopy
pies and straight lips.

Speaker 18 (01:39:08):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
But poor Danielle is just disgusted about what's happening next
to her right now. And this is it's this is
his dream job, really is it is?

Speaker 6 (01:39:16):
Hey, Jeff, watch this, daniel Look at the whoope pie
he's eating. No, imagine, hold on, hold on, imagine that
filling is nothing but pure mayonaise. Look at it. Look
at that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:28):
Oh it's so hot today.

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
I know I needed Jeff to see that it's like
a bad TikTok challenge. Oh, don't puke on the blanket.
He just brought that from Lancaster. The Amish made that.
All right. Anyway, what are we doing? You're you're the producer.
We're supposed to do here. It was a serious conversation.

(01:39:55):
Now I don't want to do it. Can we play?
Oh you're going to play a song?

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
You want to hear magic stick?

Speaker 17 (01:40:01):
Yes?

Speaker 18 (01:40:02):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
Why are we playing magic Stick? We were going to
play it earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Oh yeah, because it was part of the singers born
in July, both fifty cent and low Kim born in July.

Speaker 6 (01:40:12):
Okay, magic stick. It just sounded like a good idea. Yeah,
oh here it is. There you have it. Another delicacy
delivered from Lancaster, good old Amish magic stick. They make
everything out there, shoefly pie. Anyway, thank you so much,
Jeff Hurley for the beautiful delicacies imported from Lancaster, Pa.

(01:40:39):
We should get in. This thing just goes on and on.
So it ended. Oh my god, Now what do we do.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. Then let's move on with our day. What's
going on Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
All right, the Parkland mass shooter is actually donating his
brain to science in a civil settlement with one of
his victims. We all know that he murdered seventeen students
and faculty members at Marjorie Siman Douglas High School in
twenty eighteen. An attorney for twenty one year old Anthony Borges,
who was shot five times, proposed the unique stipulation. He
says he figures if scientists studied his brain, they might

(01:41:08):
be able to figure out what created this monster, and
he has agreed to do that. A man is facing
charges in China, as we talked about earlier, after authorities
caught him trying to smuggle more than one hundred live
snakes into the country in his trousers. Customs officials said
they caught him trying to cross into mainland China from
Hong Kong. He reportedly had six canvas bags strapped to

(01:41:30):
his legs filled with live snakes of various varieties.

Speaker 1 (01:41:34):
Good god, Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
I that would terrify me. And finally, a smishing attack
could target your iPhone. What is smishing? It's the term
that is used for phishing attacks sent via text message
they appear to be trying to get users Apple ID logins.
Apple users are reportedly receiving texts claiming to be from
service representatives with a website link to what looks like
an iCloud login. The website even includes a capture, which

(01:41:59):
could appear to lend some legitimacy to the scale. So
be very careful, do not click on things like that.
And those are your three things.

Speaker 6 (01:42:06):
Looking down this list of the most stressed out cities
in America, Cleveland is number one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
If you're listening to us in Cleveland and look, I
don't know why they're saying let me let me digular
dey for why they say you are most stressed. They're
saying elevated stress rates in Cleveland because of inflation, spiking
homicide rates after shock of COVID nineteen pandemic. They're saying,
New York City is number thirty six. I'm sorry, we're
higher than that. I think we probably were probably the

(01:42:34):
most stressful city in the world. Well, I guess in America.
Detroit is number two. Baltimore, than Memphis, Tennessee, Gulfport, Mississippi.
It could be weather related. I don't know. We are
stressed they said the least stressed city is Fremont, California.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
That sounds like a nice place.

Speaker 6 (01:42:50):
Yeah, it sounds so like non stressful, because why what's
going on there? What happens in Fremont? It's so easy going.
You know, out of the top five least stressed cities,
none of them hear our show unless they're listening on
the iHeartRadio app. So maybe we're a part of the problem.

Speaker 15 (01:43:09):
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Elvis Daaran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
Tomorrow Thursday, our favorite day of the week with food
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Speaker 6 (01:44:02):
See you tomorrow. Till then, say peace out, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
Peace out, everybody,