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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get up like the butt crack of dawn.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Daddy's buying today. I'm gonna come to your med's side tonight.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Oh my goodness, here we go.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 6 (00:28):
Producer, Sam it's your producer, saying I sort of announced,
oh boy, what your content plaining doing? Are you definitely doing?

Speaker 7 (00:34):
I'm definitely doing well.

Speaker 8 (00:36):
Danielle lost her teeth. Daniel got a little upset.

Speaker 9 (00:41):
Good upset Danielle or or worried for me? Upset?

Speaker 7 (00:45):
You know, you never know what you're gonna get you
why not?

Speaker 8 (00:47):
But look, it's that next step. So, Samantha, you've been
dating Will for a while.

Speaker 9 (00:52):
Now, and how long it's been about three years?

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Three years, a bud chunk of change. And it's not
been a light dating. You guys have been really in heavy.

Speaker 9 (01:00):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 10 (01:02):
So.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
So whose idea was it to cohabitate to move in together.

Speaker 11 (01:07):
I think it started as a conversation that it would
make sense, and we both approached it like that to
save face. So it's not like one person came to
the other and said, you know what I would like
to do. I was just like, you're starting school, you know,
my apartment's closer than that. He's like, yeah, I was
thinking Missara would be smarter.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Okay, So there are many reasons why you'd love to
live with each other. Yes, first and foremost the foundation
you really like each other a lot. Oh yeah, and
but you know, all the way to the top, it's like,
you know, finances this, and there's a million different reasons
why it's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
To move back with good on paper.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
And I got to.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Tell you, it's so much easier if you just don't
think about it and just do it and dive in.
But or you can be like Danielle is going to
make you do it overthink it all.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, well, don't ask your family for permission, because when
I did this, I got you know, like Sheldon called
my mom and said, hey, we're thinking of doing this
for financial reasons. You know, we really love each other.
It just works that better. And my mom caunt and said, no,
oh we did it anyway, but she.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Said no right without her blessing.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
So I mean, look, it is good to consider what
you're doing and what it means and what it could mean,
and you know ways it's going to change your life
in good and bad ways. But at the same time,
why not, just like, without knowing the temperature of the water,
why don't you just.

Speaker 8 (02:20):
Dive on in?

Speaker 9 (02:22):
Because I'm a very particular swimmer.

Speaker 11 (02:24):
So I'm afraid I'm going to hate the pool and
never want to get into another pool again.

Speaker 8 (02:27):
Right, And Kandhi is like shaking her head over here.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I'm trying to be quiet. I'm very happy, for no
one wants.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
No one wants you not happy.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
No one wants you to be quiet.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
No, I want Sam to be happy.

Speaker 12 (02:38):
And I don't want to be that person that did
what I did, which is scream don't do it.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh no, that's my initial don't do it. You know
what I recommend.

Speaker 12 (02:46):
I think when you move in, just make sure you
keep track of whose stuff belongs to him?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay, all right, it's easy to do.

Speaker 12 (02:53):
Yeah, but you know, people, you acquire stuff as time
goes on. Then you break up, then there's a lease involved.
I think that there should be a claw and leases
for breakups, but there aren't, right, And there's pets, maybe pets, yeah,
all kinds of stuff. It just you know, over the years,
things happen and change.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I just keep track of it.

Speaker 9 (03:08):
That's I'll put my name on everything I own with
a sticker.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yes, it's like you know that you put your name
on the meat loaf in the refrigerator, your name.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Because you guys were having that problem with the chair
where your ex boyfriend bought a chair from you and
your current boyfriend had to deliver it.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh yeah, how'd that go?

Speaker 6 (03:23):
By the way, you never heard of the end of that.

Speaker 11 (03:24):
It went really well, William said me a video of
the two of them pretending to go out for a
beer afterwards.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
I found all right, I tell you what.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
Let's get into the ins and outs of moving in.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
With each other.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
Wait, no one said they're getting married.

Speaker 13 (03:36):
Nope, you both.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Talking about it right right. He's not forcing his way
into your apartment or no.

Speaker 11 (03:41):
No, it made sense for both of us to do it,
and it was something we wanted to do. Having said that,
it doesn't make it not scary, right.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
So I get an email from Samantha said, why don't
you just put it in an email let me know
what your thoughts are.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
Good morning, five seventeen. This morning it's official.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
William and I are moving in together next month, which
I'm so so happy over because all of my days
are better with him, which exactly why I made a
list of reasons. I'm petrified. So I didn't know that
you guys are definitely on You're moving in.

Speaker 9 (04:11):
Oh, this is happening. This might have been a conversation
I should have had with you guys.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Ear No, no, no, you're an adult. You can make
your own decisions with the council voting. And she says,
I'm a neat freak and will not accept his mess.

Speaker 9 (04:26):
No, I won't adjust.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
I'll never have the bed to myself again.

Speaker 9 (04:30):
That makes me sad.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
He will actually be able to see how I spend
my money. I'll feel judged whether he speaks up about
my ninth seamless order of the week or not.

Speaker 9 (04:39):
That's my food.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
I'll need to share the remote. Ooh, I don't share snacks,
but I'll be forced to. He always leaves the bathroom
soaked after a shower, like there's a water slide in there.
We're going to run out of things to talk about.

Speaker 9 (04:55):
It has to happen to someone.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
He doesn't like deodorant, so I'll be in that hot
man's thank constantly.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
He doesn't like the odorant.

Speaker 9 (05:03):
No, there's a scientific reason, So he's not wrong.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
And now if we fight, we can cool off at
our own place, in my six hundred square foot apartment,
and we'll need to each stand in a corner with
nowhere to hide. Oh all right, so let me let
we took a few calls and uh and then let's
let's let's see what we can add to the show
and to the conversation.

Speaker 10 (05:22):
Hi, Amanda, Hey, guys, how are you.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
We're doing well and our little buddy Sam, producer Sam
about to move in with Will and what are your thoughts?

Speaker 14 (05:31):
Well, I think that you guys all need to be
nice to Sam.

Speaker 8 (05:35):
Well, we all nice to Sam.

Speaker 13 (05:37):
This is a.

Speaker 14 (05:38):
Very exciting time for her. I mean, only you and
your boyfriend will know whenever it's right, and if it's right,
it's right. And since it's time, it's time, and you
know what, it allows you to really get to know
somebody before you decide if you want to take that
next step. So this was my fiance and I I'm
sorry my now husband. We just got married last month,

(05:58):
but we've been together for an nine years and after
dating for four we moved in together because it just
made sense at that point, and we lived together for
another four and then we got engaged. So it really
allows you to kind of work out those tanks, and
you know what, you find solutions to things like he's
or you're a neat freak and he's not. Like I
was the messy one in the relationship and my husband

(06:21):
is a total neat freak, but he actually made me
be a cleaner person and we bought a king sized bed, so.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
That you're definitely Amanda, You're definitely get on in there
and see how it works. And keep in mind if
it doesn't work, it's not like a tattoo. It's not permanent.
These tattoos can be erased.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's just saying they're a little painful.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
Did we have a counterpoint on is this Mara from Philly?

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Hey, all right, you're saying, hey, be careful, Sam, And
why is that?

Speaker 15 (06:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (06:53):
So I dated someone and I might as well have
been living there. It was like an unspoken thing. I
had a key, and when we broke up, you wouldn't
like get my stuff in a box and give it
to me. I had to just use my memory of
his whole apartment, and like for a month, I would

(07:13):
a pop in my head and be like, can I.

Speaker 17 (07:15):
Have this back.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Wait a minute, but it sounds like you guys weren't
really officially living together. You just kind of stayed there
everyone where.

Speaker 16 (07:22):
Yeah yeah, but different kind of happened too fast?

Speaker 6 (07:26):
Okay, so happening to So your warning is, don't let
it happen too fast, do you, Samantha, do you think
it's happening too fast?

Speaker 18 (07:32):
Now?

Speaker 9 (07:32):
I'm at my piece right now, I'm good.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
But Mara, you're okay?

Speaker 16 (07:35):
Now right, Yes, I'm good. And my husband now, we
actually bought a house together before we got married, and
things are really great. We're complete opposite, but we just
find a common ground and help each other.

Speaker 10 (07:48):
There you go, thank you.

Speaker 19 (07:48):
Man.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
All right, she's just saying, make sure it's I don't
know if her story applies to you that month.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Yeah, not a good plan.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
Okay. By the way, everyon's yelling at gandhi gotdi be nice?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I am being nice.

Speaker 12 (08:01):
I think it's nice when somebody asks you for your advice,
to be honest with them about your feelings on it.
I think Sam's probably making a good decision and knows
what she's doing. I just think moving in with someone
is such a game changer in so many ways.

Speaker 9 (08:13):
Oh yeah, anti's rights not being men.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
Can't changing the game be a good thing?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Sure hasn't been for me, but.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
From personal experience. Let me get a bridget. We only
have a second, but I wanted to talk to you.
So what's on your mind? Bridget?

Speaker 20 (08:30):
Well, I moved in.

Speaker 10 (08:32):
First of all.

Speaker 20 (08:32):
I'm so excited to be on the phone with your
guys so many times.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 20 (08:36):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 21 (08:37):
Absolutely.

Speaker 20 (08:39):
I moved in with my boyfriend about nine months ago,
and we had been together for only a year and
three months when we did so. It was kind of
soon to some people, but it made sense for us,
and it's been like amazing, Like everything in my life
is just better because I have somebody who loves me
and supports me by my side. Every day. I feel

(08:59):
like I wake up with my best friend and like
we live together and love together constantly, and like, yeah,
stuff is hard once in a while, but when that
comes up, like we just try to communicate really respectively,
and like he makes me a better person and I
make him a better person by just like being respectful
about the few issues that we do have. And we
just try to like really listen to one another, and
remember that we're a team. And if you think of

(09:21):
it as like, okay, we're both here, we both want
this to work. Let's work together on how to make
it work instead of working against each other, then you'll
be golden, you guys, Harry then together for so long.
I mean, I'm sure you guys know how to like
communicate with each other and like what makes you guys
like really tick, so you'll be able to figure it out.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
There you go, thank you, Bridget, thank you. All right,
So it depends on what you want. I mean, it
really is.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
I'm going to figure it out with him.

Speaker 10 (09:47):
You'll just then just.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Do it and if it and don't get mad at
me for saying this. If it doesn't work out, it
doesn't work out, and you move.

Speaker 9 (09:53):
On, right, you know, objectively true, nothing set in stone.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
So around the room, Gandhi's saying don't do it, I'm saying,
I'm saying do it.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
Danielle is saying do it.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Do it?

Speaker 8 (10:06):
Yep, all right, so what are you saying?

Speaker 11 (10:09):
I'm in it the other way? Guys, I'm actually really excited.
But if I show up.

Speaker 9 (10:13):
Pissed in a month and a half, you know what happened.
I love you guys.

Speaker 10 (10:19):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
It is a big step, you know, And what Gandhi
is saying, it's definitely food for thought because it is
a big step.

Speaker 11 (10:26):
Well, she lives close to me, so girl, if there's
a problem, I'll be on your cow.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
You could come over anytime you want.

Speaker 8 (10:31):
Just don't wear shoes in her apartment.

Speaker 22 (10:33):
Wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis
dan in the Morning Shower.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
So did you guys read about the guy from New
York went on a first date and afterward, after the
first date, the guy he went out with asked him
to turn on his read receipts for his texts. Of course,
that's that lets him know when you read their text, right, yeah,
which I thought was like, uh really.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
That's extra creepy.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
No, well, see, even if I'm dating you for a year,
if you asked me to turn on my read receipts,
I know why Why do you need to know if
I've read your text so.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
That they can get angry at you when you don't respond.
See how fast you respond? Are you paying attention to me?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
That's what that is?

Speaker 23 (11:24):
That?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (11:26):
Right?

Speaker 6 (11:27):
I want to people who want to be able to
see if you've read their text and not respond. That's
the thing I so on online. It was like a
huge firestorm.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yeah, because it's creepy.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Well, some people were saying it's not creepy. They think
it's a great idea. No, I think after one date
it's not a good idea.

Speaker 7 (11:41):
It's not a good idea.

Speaker 24 (11:42):
Ever.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Why do you need to know?

Speaker 8 (11:44):
I mean, Danielle, you know what Gandhi does.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
She turns on her read receipts so they know she
read their text, and then she purposefully does not get
back to them.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
That is my response.

Speaker 12 (11:51):
I could see that, Yes, so I only use them
to be passive aggressive, and then also to let my
sister know the same thing.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
I've read your text. I'm not writing back to you.

Speaker 25 (12:00):
That kind of puts you in control because then they know, like, hey,
she saw it, so I'll guess she'll get back to
him whenever she's ready.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
So, Gandhi, your sister is the only person who you
have read receipt on.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
That's it. And then the people who I want to
know I'm not writing back to them.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Yes, that's it, Danielle. No, I don't have it on
for Youah, I don't turn my mine on for anyway, how
about you, Froggy, Nope, there's no.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Need because a lot of times my phone is not
there for sometimes a couple of hours, and people are, well,
you didn't see my text. Do you have a fitbit
on your arm that tells you I called, I go,
but I don't have the phone around me and I can't.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
And also I don't have to write back to you
right away. You're allowed to think and breathe and go
do something.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
Look, you know we're all glued to the phones. The
phones are in our faces, you know, so many hours
every day. I get that, and I understand it. Uh,
but I think we have totally lost touch with how
we are. We are roped to other people. Yeah, and
you know, if a text comes in, they expect you
to text back immediately, and if you don't, there's a problem,

(12:57):
right Like, it's a conversation I must have with you,
basically what your is. I'm I'm gonna have a conversation
with you right now, and you're gonna have a conversation
with me. It doesn't matter what you're doing. You're gonna
have a conversation with me because I want to have
one with you now. I hate that, and we have
totally forgotten that that's what it's become.

Speaker 25 (13:11):
Yeah, Frogy, my dad is like that. My dad is
the biggest defender. He'll text me and when I'm with
my parents, they see I have my phone in my
hand and I'm answering people. So my dad will text
me something and if I don't answer him back. In
the first five minutes, you always got your phone in
your hand, and when you're with me, I know you're
ignoring me, and I'm like, no, no, I'm not ignoring you.
I didn't see your text, Like maybe I really.

Speaker 10 (13:29):
Truthfully did not say that. I don't have to answer.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
How about this one. I did see your text, but
I'm not really ready to have a conversation with you
right now. And you know, if you put me in
a place where I have to say that to you, sorry,
sorry if I've offended you.

Speaker 10 (13:41):
But you know what solves that, it's your fault.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
What your read receipt. It says all of that. I
read it. I'll get back to you when.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
I So we're just in a text read receipts to
show what time I didn't give a crap exactly.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
At one six, I decided this wasn't important.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
It's true.

Speaker 8 (13:56):
Yeah, And if you see three dots doesn't always mean.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
It could mean I started to send you a text
and I decided not to calm down anyway, leave me alone.
You don't know another thing happened to me yesterday? Okay,
how can we're not texting? That's one thing. Here's another
one that doesn't involve phones. When you meet someone and
they look at you, they look at you and there
and go, hey, do.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
You remember me?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Oh?

Speaker 26 (14:17):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (14:17):
And I will now always say I don't even if
I do, because that's something you never say to someone.
No you don't you remember me? No, I don't.

Speaker 12 (14:29):
If you have to ask, the answer is probably not,
because if I remembered you, I'd be like, oh hey
you from wherever?

Speaker 27 (14:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Mad when you say no. But like you said, if
I remembered you, you'd know.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Someone did that to Danielle and I not long ago
to me me too.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (14:43):
And then she kept going because we kept being like no,
and she's like, from this date at this time, you
don't remember.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
I'm like, look, you can ask me all you want,
and that's okay, but I'm going to tell you the truth.
I don't know a lot of things.

Speaker 7 (14:54):
I lie and I go of cool.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Don't stop doing it. I'm telling you another thing about
getting older. You don't. You just don't care.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
You sell Like Lisa Froggy's wife. She tells me one day, Danielle,
when you get to be a certain age, you're not
going to give a crap.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
So my question is why wait? Why wait until your
certain age? Do it now?

Speaker 18 (15:11):
Yeh?

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Now, live your life on your terms, by your rules.
Doesn't mean you're being mean.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
No.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
Yeah, But if someone comes up and says, hey, do
you remember me, I'm gonna tell you if I do, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
Met you Joe's party, and I'll give you as much
as I know.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
That's nice.

Speaker 8 (15:25):
But if I don't know, I'm gonna say no, I don't.

Speaker 12 (15:27):
I think it's also easy when they say hey, you
remember me, to just be like, oh, hey, how are you?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Don't answer the question?

Speaker 12 (15:32):
Yes, keep rolling through it anyway.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Look, I'm not trying to be a I'm not sure
with you. Just say in life, these little things happen,
don't let them get to you. Just move on.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Especially in our job, we meet so many people.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
All the time.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
It's nice anyone and everyone listening goes to the same thing.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
They don't remember my kids' names?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Who are whoever they are?

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Don't answer the phone? Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran? Phone tap?

Speaker 8 (15:56):
All right, Garrett, Yes, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
All right?

Speaker 13 (16:00):
Now Jen wants to play a phone tap on her mom. Now,
Jen's mom has this silly loan ornament outside their house.
It's a plastic cow. Right, So their neighbors are trying
to sell their house. So Jen said, hey, why don't
you calls the real estate agent asking mom the way
the cow.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Just for the weekend, temporarily, just while you.

Speaker 13 (16:15):
Try to sell the house. And of course Jen's mom
not a fan of that.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
All right, let's see what happens when we ask Jen's
mom to remove the plastic cow for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
It could happen.

Speaker 18 (16:24):
Yes, where are you? I'm at the bank. Where are you?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I'm pulling in right now?

Speaker 12 (16:29):
Hold on the second.

Speaker 28 (16:31):
Hey mom, howbody is in front of your house right now?

Speaker 10 (16:34):
Removing the cow?

Speaker 13 (16:35):
Do you live here, ma'am? I don't live here, but
my mother a great nothing to see here. I'm sorry,
move along, thank.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
You very much.

Speaker 18 (16:43):
Mom.

Speaker 20 (16:43):
He's taking your cow down.

Speaker 21 (16:45):
Grab it?

Speaker 12 (16:46):
Are putting it in his car.

Speaker 29 (16:48):
All right, boy, excuse me, what.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
What are you doing with that cow?

Speaker 13 (16:53):
I need to take this. This does not belong here.
Don't touch the cow. Don't touch the cow.

Speaker 18 (17:03):
Ask your name?

Speaker 13 (17:04):
Oh my name is pat say Jack from Fight Out Reality.
While I was showing a house the other day, the
person that I was showing the house too, of course,
was like, ah, that's disgusting.

Speaker 18 (17:14):
Who the hell are you?

Speaker 13 (17:15):
Who the hell are you telling me what?

Speaker 10 (17:16):
I am the homeowner?

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Okay, away from your property.

Speaker 18 (17:19):
I'll call the police right now.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
B SBS you give my house you take?

Speaker 18 (17:23):
You don't touch that?

Speaker 10 (17:24):
How dare you?

Speaker 13 (17:25):
How do you tell me what to and not to
touch her? You're not The cow is utterly disgusting.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Disc Yes, I'm on my way home now.

Speaker 15 (17:34):
The gate is locked.

Speaker 18 (17:35):
You're not allowed out of the neighborhood.

Speaker 14 (17:37):
I am on my way home and the police are.

Speaker 18 (17:39):
On their way. I just called the clubhouse.

Speaker 13 (17:41):
Okay, ma'am, okay, you leave my stuff alone.

Speaker 18 (17:43):
You are stealing, and the police are on their way.
They will be there before I get there.

Speaker 13 (17:48):
I will not be selling your house. Trust me, your house.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
You will never sell anything in.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
That neighborhood again.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
Okay, let's understand there.

Speaker 13 (17:56):
Okay, all right, call her back.

Speaker 30 (18:00):
She's freaking.

Speaker 13 (18:04):
Yes, mom, yeah, okay, let me reason with her. Can
you go in the house.

Speaker 18 (18:10):
The police are on their way.

Speaker 31 (18:11):
Can I barge door and following me?

Speaker 6 (18:15):
All right?

Speaker 13 (18:15):
Can I can?

Speaker 7 (18:16):
I just police are.

Speaker 18 (18:18):
On their way, go in the house and shut.

Speaker 13 (18:19):
The door, missus beller, I am on their way to them.
Can we make a deal? You put the cow away
Friday through Sunday while I was home.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Deal you don't wind up in jail.

Speaker 18 (18:30):
How do you like that deal?

Speaker 13 (18:31):
I did a service to this neighborhood by taking away
that ugly. That cow is ugly, ugly, that thinks get
out of that neighbor That is terrible. Nine years you
put your neighbors through putting that cow there. I am
just asking you nicely.

Speaker 18 (18:47):
Now, don't let that guy out of the neighborhood.

Speaker 31 (18:50):
I'm around the brock.

Speaker 32 (18:51):
He's up there.

Speaker 18 (18:52):
He's up there, all right. I don't let let me in.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Don't let him out, mom, he's just trying to sell
a house.

Speaker 28 (18:58):
People complain about your how he isn't a surprise.

Speaker 14 (19:02):
Well he shouldn't be stealing it.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Where are you join us here?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I I'm not going to tell you where I am
if you're gonna.

Speaker 18 (19:07):
Put us up the block.

Speaker 10 (19:08):
I want that guy out of the name.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
But I don't own him in here.

Speaker 31 (19:11):
He's a wheeler Tom, he's a real one second.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
Let him I promise he could see one over the phone.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
I want to know where you are.

Speaker 13 (19:20):
Now, Missus Beller. You just got phone taped by your daughter.

Speaker 30 (19:24):
Are you going to explain the police?

Speaker 15 (19:26):
You idiot?

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Am I on the radio?

Speaker 13 (19:29):
Missus Beller? Yes you are. My name's Garrett and those
Duran in the Morning Show and you got phone tap
by your daughter.

Speaker 18 (19:33):
Jen I'm going to kill you and I am running over.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Jennifer.

Speaker 18 (19:40):
The whole community is in lockdown because of you.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 33 (19:47):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Alison the.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in the
Morning Show. Elvi mister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
I hope I never ever experienced it. But I've never
been dumped in a relationship.

Speaker 24 (20:10):
Never.

Speaker 21 (20:11):
No.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
I mean there's this one guy, but he was he
was a dumb ass.

Speaker 8 (20:15):
He didn't really dumped me. He just like just fell
off the planet.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
You were just ready for it, so it didn't matter.

Speaker 8 (20:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Yeah, And I'm you know, I'm almost done with life,
so I'm hoping, you know, look, I'm married. I'm hoping
I'm going to continue the trend of not being dumped.
But the thing is is, if you, depending on who
would talk to, if you're the person who dumped someone
ended the relationship, sometimes you're considered to be the heartless monster,

(20:45):
you know whatever. And I'm hoping that if a relationship
is not working out, you do have the well you
have the wherewithal to maneuver out of that in a
nice respectful way.

Speaker 23 (20:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, yes, unless they were oh no.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
No, you know, if it was right, they had it coming.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, carry Ona would needs to be you know, involved then.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
You know.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
So it's it's so easy to immediately think of the
person who was let go and out of the relationship.
You're like, oh god, you know, I'm feel awful for them,
and I know what they're going through.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Well I don't because I've never been anything.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
But what about the person who dumps.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
It, dumps them? I mean, there is emotional stuff going
on there too. It's not the easiest thing in the
world to like say, I this isn't working for me.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Without a doubt.

Speaker 12 (21:29):
I stayed in a relationship for years after I knew
it was over because I felt so guilty about breaking
up with him, and I was like, what's it going
to do to his life? I feel so sad for him.
I know he doesn't want this and it was awful,
But you got to pull the trigger and just do
that sometimes.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
I was reading an article yesterday from bold dot com
the seven stages the dumper goes through after a breakup.
They check all the socials, just kind of check on you,
see if you're doing okay.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Totally I got blocked the last.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Friends about you? Yep, doyn't overthink how it went, maybe
how you could have on it better, little regret.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
They'll reread old messages, they.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
Will inevitably rebound, They'll experience regret, and they'll feel relief. So,
if you're the dumper, those are your seven stages?

Speaker 8 (22:13):
Is that what you're gonna go through? Today's the day
you're gonna dump someone?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
You're gonna go through?

Speaker 7 (22:17):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
See, I don't believe it one hundred friends. I think
it depends if someone really did you wrong and you're
dumping their ass for that reason. I'm gonna skip all
seven steps.

Speaker 8 (22:27):
You say that, but sometimes it's more complicated than that.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Sometimes you still love them even though they made a
big old hairy mistake, even though they totally.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
I would try to talk to his friends and be like,
how's he doing? Is he okay? And a couple of
his friends.

Speaker 12 (22:37):
Were like, I was specifically told I'm not allowed to
answer that question if you ask me, okay, you know
you go, oh, yeah, No, I don't care about that part.
I just wanted to know if he was okay, Like,
is he doing all right? Not that I can do
anything about it, but how's he doing? And he also
did the thing where he went to all of our
mutual friends and tried to make them choose.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Oh, you have to pick between the two of us
the worst?

Speaker 34 (23:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
I was like, all right, all right, let's talk about
the seven deadly sins. Let's st scarious. Ready, there's seven
of them. I'm going to assume we each, on average
harbor three of them in our lives. Oh, let me
give you the seven deadly deadly sins?

Speaker 35 (23:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (23:19):
Why is it deadly?

Speaker 6 (23:22):
What do they call them? Deadly sins?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I'll'll google that anyway.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
Okay, so number one is lust. Let's discuss lust well,
and then they take it to the degree, you know whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
So lust being unrestrained sexual craving.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Sounds like a good time.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Okay, should we just rethink these may maybe add some
to them.

Speaker 10 (23:45):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
Okay, so we're saying a question mark next to lust.

Speaker 10 (23:49):
I think I got that all right.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Number two God, my favorite gluttony.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Oh love that one.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
That's to over indulge, especially by over eating.

Speaker 13 (24:00):
I don't have a problem with that one. You do.

Speaker 12 (24:02):
We all do, because we're gonna die if we eat
ourselves to death.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yep, diabetes.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, so we agree.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Gluttony, that's one. It's a good thing to fill up
and enjoy food. It's another thing just to keep on
eating till you explode, all right, right. Number three cent
greed Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
The excessive desire from material things.

Speaker 10 (24:20):
It's pretty bad.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Totally excessive desire. I mean, you know, Amazon shows up
every day.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
That's a problem.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
So uh froggy, lust, gluttony, greed, any of those good
for you.

Speaker 25 (24:32):
I don't have an issue with lust, but gluttony and
greed absolutely, those are no ghosts.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Number four on scaries list, I mean.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Sloth I think it's sloth.

Speaker 10 (24:44):
Sloth, I think it's slow.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Think it's sloth.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
Well, I thought it's named after the animal that's.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
And I've always heard sloth anyway you.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
Have, Yeah, well look that up.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (24:53):
I think we can all learn something.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Yeah, you're about to convince the majority of the people
listening to Okay, laziness or lack of effort, and.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
It would be sloth, wouldn't it. Sloths aren't lazy.

Speaker 13 (25:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Maybe we're gonna find out. But yeah, I got a
little sloth in.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Me, a little bit.

Speaker 12 (25:08):
But I think people need a little bit more sloth
in them, don't they. People need to kind of stop
every now and then and just enjoy their lives and
take a break.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
Well, the well, the sin isn't relaxation. Their sin is
like over relaxation. It's like not doing anything. Okay, Nate,
if you were wrong about sloth, you will face my wrath.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Well better than your lust.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Okay, so far lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, but reed sloth again,
could just kind of look at at Gandhi's point, laziness
or lack of effort? Okay, all right, Uh, they're saying
it's a sin.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
On number five, wrath, uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Yeah, okay, how's that sloth thing working on it?

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Sloth?

Speaker 36 (25:58):
If it's sloth technically, if I just looked it up,
it had the oh with the flat line across which
oh slow.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
Okay, I didn't know that, did you guys know about
all right?

Speaker 37 (26:09):
Now?

Speaker 38 (26:09):
You know you will not have to rule the day.
And it comes from slow meaning lazy?

Speaker 8 (26:15):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Wrath, uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
Yeah, I think that's a sin.

Speaker 36 (26:23):
Yeah, uncontrolled sure, envy, jealousy towards another's happiness.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
That's a terrible one.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh, I hate that are covering somebody else's stuff. Be
happy for people have their stuff your v What about our.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
Friend DJ Nvy on the Breakfast Club, He's different, I'm
DJ Slough. And finally number seven, they're saying it to
deadly sin pride. I'm like, you know what my whole
house is done in rainbow colors.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
I don't know what my problem is dedicated to.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
You are going to hell.

Speaker 10 (27:00):
You're all sinners parades for it.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Okay, so explain that to us we need.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Need what pride is the most serious and most deadly.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 39 (27:08):
It's an inflated sense of one's accompanies. Slightly different pride,
But I think it's what narcissism I guess would be
something close there.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Yeah, if you it's carried out too far.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
Okay, So let's uh, we all think lust is.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
Okay, I think we're about to eliminate lost.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
I think it is.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
You have to replace it with something else though.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Hmmm, over photoshopping your Instagram pholos done.

Speaker 10 (27:39):
People who say do better?

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Oh yeah, you know what, what would the word be?
People who really think they have the right to tell
you you're a piece of trash when they really.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Are self righteousness a piece of trash.

Speaker 40 (27:53):
Maybe I'm judging that's pride then, right, Okay, So next
time so tells me to do better, I'm gonna say, hey,
you know what, why don't you squelch your pride?

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Do it?

Speaker 18 (28:04):
Do it?

Speaker 8 (28:05):
Squelch your pride?

Speaker 41 (28:07):
When people who TikTok and traffic they set up there
ring lights and stuff, those people should be on this list.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
That's the deadly sin talking and traffic.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
We should come up with our own list entirely.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
You could die, yes, people, Cliff could.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
All right, Okay, so that was there's gotta be a
more general term for that, self social media whatever.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
I don't know something pride.

Speaker 12 (28:34):
Would selfishness follow fall under any of those things pride?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Maybe?

Speaker 6 (28:38):
I don't know. Let's reading. Let's review lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy,
and pride. So do we all have a little drop
of all of these or or some worse than others?

Speaker 10 (28:59):
The football game makes me feel wrath?

Speaker 12 (29:02):
Okay, I mean I would say I am the biggest
defender of gluttony and.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Sloth for sure at the same time.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah, one leads to the other. Come on, so much food,
come up.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
And then here's my I'll do this for you. I'll
be such a glutton and I'll be so slothy you
won't lust after me. You're helping us, Thank you, I'm
helping you squelch your lust. Nate trying this.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Says here that it's a grouping and classification of vices
within Christian teachings. They're not mentioned in the Bible, but
they're classified under this category if they directly give rise
to other immoralities. So if it because it causes you
to do other bands.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yeah, I always thought vanity was one of the sins.
But I guess it's not.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
I will too.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Scary, wants to add deceit, absolutely and hypocrites.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I think lying should be on there.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, I don't understand that it's not.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Oh someone just said intolerance on the text message. That's
a good one.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Good one, that's a sin.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Right there.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Let's take out lust.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Put an intolerance done?

Speaker 8 (30:07):
All right, lust, feel free to lust all your want.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
All right.

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Speaker 6 (30:44):
I'm going to talk about going away to camp when
you were a kid. The more we compare notes about
what we did and what we learned at camp. Yeah,
when we were kids, especially church camp. Let me tell
you when I was a little kid and they forced
me to go to church, and we went to church camp.
I learned the ins and outs of all sorts of
things at church camp, and some of it with the

(31:08):
church camp counselors.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Oh hello, I'm so excited for that.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
We watched them doing it like dogs in the woods.
We're hearing from people that have the sweetest things to
text us about their first experience at camp. Like a
lot of people experienced their first kiss at camp, their
first crush. And then you have people like this who
had their first hand job, much first joint. Do you

(31:37):
know how many people said they smoked their first pot
at Christian and Jewish sleep away camps? I bet yes,
I mean, and a lot of people saw the counselors
doing each other. I don't go to lane two. Is
Jenny still there? I think she can help it.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Hey Jenny, how you doing?

Speaker 6 (31:56):
How you feeling good?

Speaker 34 (31:57):
Oh my god, I'm so excited to actually be on
the show.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
It's exciting to have you here because you have to
help us with our story.

Speaker 8 (32:05):
So what did you witness at camp?

Speaker 6 (32:08):
Well, first of all, what type of camp was it?

Speaker 34 (32:12):
It was a Christian camp and it was very strict,
like girls and boys couldn't walk on sidewalks together. Girls
had to wear skirts. It was really really strict camp.

Speaker 10 (32:21):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Okay, so what did you witness at very strict Christian camp?

Speaker 34 (32:27):
Well, so we were all supposed to Every girl in
my cabin was supposed to be at the pool for
an hour, but I decided, like thirty minutes in that
I didn't really want to be at the pool anymore.
So I went back to my cabin and I walked
in on my counselor having sex with another counselor.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Yeah, taking a dip in the pool.

Speaker 15 (32:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (32:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
And that's the thing I think that hear me out.
If you're an organizer at a church and you're organizing
church camp, don't you know this stuff is going on?
I mean because when I was a kid, it was
the only reason you went to camp. And then everyone
in while they they would they would say, well, it's
time to go to the service and you know, the
Bible study. We're like, oh, no, I want to smoke

(33:08):
another cigarette. Anyway, Jenny, there you go. Well, thanks for sharing.
I hope they enjoyed their time together in your bunk.

Speaker 34 (33:20):
Oh yeah, it was. It was extreme, and they were
trying to bribe me into not telling anybody, But I
told my mom I got home.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
Oh really, did she do anything or did she leave
it alone?

Speaker 34 (33:30):
She called the camp and then she never let my
sister and I go to camp again.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Jenny, thank you for listening.
Have a beautiful day.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
It's a pleasure meeting you. Shellby online twenty four. It
wasn't her but your husband.

Speaker 30 (33:46):
No.

Speaker 8 (33:47):
Hey, Shelby, how are you good?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Are you doing well?

Speaker 43 (33:51):
So?

Speaker 8 (33:51):
What kind of camp was it your husband was attending.

Speaker 44 (33:55):
We were both there because they grew up in the
same church together. It was Christian in North Florida.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
Yes, I see, uh, I see some similarities between these
camp stories.

Speaker 8 (34:05):
So what did your husband do at the Christian sleep
boy camp?

Speaker 44 (34:09):
So he got into an argument with another kid that
was in a cabin next to his, and so in
the middle of the night, he woke up and he
pooped in a dust pan and left it outside their
cabin door.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Holy, holy, holy, I know, And Shelby, something tells me
that was like the most most tame thing that happened
at camp that weekend. I mean, did you did you
ever feel like you know, these sleep boy camps were
I mean just on the edge of like being like

(34:46):
way too much. I mean, did you see some things
that curled your hair at all?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Yes?

Speaker 44 (34:52):
Well, my church, like the collar before, was also very
very strict, like you couldn't girl cut to wear full
clothes in the swimming cool.

Speaker 20 (35:00):
It was crazy.

Speaker 44 (35:01):
But yeah, behind this a lot of a lot of
things like that happened.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Yeah wow, Yeah, we're hearing a lot of this and
this it's not where like like we're exposing it for
the very first time.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
This has been going on for years.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
All right, Shelby, you and your dustpan crap and husband,
have a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us. And oh,
I don't know, uh, Danielle Camp, what did you what
did your experience?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
I went to theater camp and I just I just
remember my roommate doing things behind the paddlebor ball courts
and she was, yeah, there's a lot of lollypoppy going on,
and then she'd come back in like it was nothing,
and then the next day there'd be another part.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
I'm like, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 10 (35:41):
That was crazy?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
And then I dated one of the counselors, but I
wouldn't I wouldn't sleep with them, so he wound up
finding another camper that would sleep with him, and so yeah,
that was interesting.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Well, all the campers and the councilors were very close
in age, but you just weren't allowed to date. It
was just the no no. So I wasn't like he
was older than me.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
But you know, seriously, every time I went for band camp,
for instance, I mean, band camp was as crazy as
it's been set up to be.

Speaker 15 (36:13):
I mean.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
And also when I was in the high school band,
we used to go to way to marching band competitions,
and so we'd take buses, you know, like five hours away,
and there'd be four of us in a room and
we were nuts. We were drinking cheap wine and doing
each other and like going crazy. Line twenty three is Sam, Hey, Sam,

(36:35):
Welcome to the show. How's it going today for you?

Speaker 45 (36:38):
All?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Good elevis.

Speaker 44 (36:38):
It's really nice to speak to you, guys.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
Nice to speak to you. So you were away at
Orthodox Jewish camp for the first time, and what did
you learn that important camp.

Speaker 44 (36:50):
Yes, this was an all boys Orthodox Jewish camp in Pennsylvania,
and I smoked pot for the first time and.

Speaker 35 (36:56):
It was out of Asota camp.

Speaker 44 (36:57):
It was very u interesting how we did.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Yeah, you had to build your a bomb.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
Absolutely.

Speaker 43 (37:04):
Hey, you bowled the soda canon half.

Speaker 44 (37:05):
You poke some holes, put the weed in the middle,
and you kind of draw the lighter back and forth
and suck the pot out of the hole.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
You know what, And you learned something to be honest.
When I run out of papers, I reached for my
PEPSI can.

Speaker 43 (37:18):
I'm in there, Elvis. It was, by the way.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Oh my gosh, you must be brand specific. I love
it all right, Sam, thanks for calling, and I hope
you have a great day in and we appreciate you listening.

Speaker 43 (37:29):
You two guys, thank you.

Speaker 10 (37:31):
Wow all the.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
People texting in I figured out I was gay at
my church camp being a camp counselor. We have one
text check checking in a camp counselor for five years,
probably the wildest job they ever had. We would tape
marbles to the top of body spray and throw it
into other other people's cabins to flush them out. Oh

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my god, my friend helped me shave my pubes for
the first time. At church camp, we ped and someone's mouthwash.
Oh what about you, fraud? Did you ever go to
camp and witness some fun stuff.

Speaker 25 (38:07):
Yes, I went summer of seventh grade and I made
out with this girl, Heather Dawson, and she was the
first girl to ever touch it.

Speaker 10 (38:13):
So I was like, very, very excited. I was the
happiest kid ever.

Speaker 25 (38:16):
When I went home, my mom was like, My mom
was like, yeah, your parents pick you up because I
stayed away for the week, so my mom picks me up.
I was like, Mom, this was the best camp ever.
I just I wanted to go back every year. But
Heather Dawson didn't go back the next year, so I
didn't go back. I'll never know what happened to Heather Dawson.

Speaker 9 (38:34):
For kids, all this on the camps.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
It is it is Yandhi. Did you ever go to
any camps when you were growing up.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (38:41):
I didn't do the religious camps, but I went to
soccer camp and that was co ed and there was
definitely a lot of ball juggling going on there.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Lots of stuff. You have the co ed camps. It
goes down. I don't care which camp it is.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Yeah, Line Forest, Ashland. Oh, a councilor, let's get it
from a counselor's point of view, Hello Ashland, do you
hear these stories and these. This is just a tip
of the iceberg. We're getting so many texts from people,
some stuff we can't even repeat on the show. So,
as a counselor, what did you what did you witness
and how did you have to do your job effectively?

Speaker 17 (39:12):
So I was a weight loss camp counselor for three years.
I guess you could call it a fat camp. I
would prefer not you, but the kids where they took
this opportunity to feel very comfortable in their bodies. I
will put it this way. So every night you would
get posted in position. You know, it might be outside

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the girls sonds, the boys sons, to the cafeteria. But
there was another position that involved a flashlight, and that
was called nookie patrol. You would be handled a flashlight
and you would be told to traverse the woods looking
for young men women that found love, perhaps after dinner,
and would take to the woods to consummate their newfound relationships.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Wow, they're doing in the bushes.

Speaker 28 (39:58):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (40:00):
I have never gone on Mickey Patrol and not broken
up at least three couple and sometimes there were three
people together.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
Yeah, yeah, good, Wow, you're right though. It's hedonism for kids,
all right. Well, thank you for sharing and thanks for listening.
Most of all, have a good day. Okay, dare we
go to Scotti Bee?

Speaker 9 (40:27):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Please do.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
If you watch our fifteen minute morning show podcast, you
know Scotty Bee always takes it over the line.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
So whoa Scotty Bee. What would you guys do at camp?

Speaker 43 (40:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I thought this was normal.

Speaker 42 (40:38):
So we would all sit on my bed, all those
boys in my bunk would sit on my bed, and
I had a little radio and we would listen to
doctor Ruth sexually speaking on the radio, and we would
like pitch tents.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
As a team.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Yeah, it was great, doctor don't of course she was.
She was a great sex counselor and she still is.
But to hear her speak, I don't know how you
could pitch a tent listening to that.

Speaker 42 (41:07):
At that point, anything worked, so.

Speaker 46 (41:09):
You wow, yeah, Ali Gold she checked instead a boy
touched her boobs for the first time at sleep Away Camp.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
It all went down in the gazebo.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 8 (41:26):
Yeah, well there you have it.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
I can't even tell you. We could write a book
with all the texts that are coming through.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
This makes me happy.

Speaker 12 (41:33):
I'm glad that I wasn't the only one that experienced
some really weird summer camp things.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show, Come on Elvis Dane
in the Morning soon.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
So I get a text from Alex yesterday morning, right,
I'm waking up, and he does this thing that and
I've talked about on the show. He gives you a
setup for a conversation. So the first text I get
from Alex is you want to laugh?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Obviously the answer is yes.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
I'm I text I think I text me I always
want to laugh? Why why would why would you even
ask me that? But so he just moves on, just
he forgets that. I'm stopping him, going why would you
ask me that? Yes, I want to laugh.

Speaker 8 (42:20):
It's like I have a really good friend.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
She always says this, Hey, you want to hear something
that's so funny, and it better be funny.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Because you're better so funny.

Speaker 8 (42:31):
But typically it isn't that funny, right.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
And then once they set you up that way and
you don't laugh, and you feel like a jerk.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
I tell you told me this is gonna be funny,
it is not.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
And now we're in a bad place because tell.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
You, my sister did this to me. The other day,
she's gonna kill me. She said, can she text me?
Can I tell you a secret? And then the thing
she told me really wasn't a secret. So I go, okay,
I'm waiting, and she goes that was a secret. She goes, oh,
I'm sorry that sucked.

Speaker 10 (42:56):
Yeah, what was it?

Speaker 7 (42:57):
It wasn't being.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Stupid, like it's just about our kids or something. It
wasn't even crazy. It was crazy.

Speaker 6 (43:02):
So if you start a conversation with me that says hey,
it starts out with want to hear something funny, you
better have something funny ready to go, because it's where
you're kind of setting me up.

Speaker 8 (43:11):
You know what's scary.

Speaker 41 (43:13):
I always say, guys, you gotta hear this.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
This is hilarious.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
Oh god, and he doesn't with that cheesy smiley thing.

Speaker 41 (43:19):
That's the classic tea because I'm sucking your attention in.
That's so that that's the preface line.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
And then I go for the gusta.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
But they're better being gusto because you're setting me. You're
setting us up for Gusto.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Sounds like an attack, I llure you. And then there's
gusto see there.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
And then there are the smaller ones that don't tell
you how to feel. It's just like I'm getting your attention.
I have the worst, worst addiction with saying these words, Hey,
I gotta tell you, Okay.

Speaker 8 (43:50):
I do it all the time.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
I gotta tell you. I say that all the time.
Of course I gotta tell you because I'm telling you.
So why do I have to tell you?

Speaker 8 (43:58):
They have to tell you?

Speaker 10 (43:58):
I should tell you?

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Tell you?

Speaker 9 (44:00):
Are you like thinking when you say that? Preparing to
tell us?

Speaker 10 (44:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 6 (44:04):
I'm sure someone somewhere would tell us why we do that.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
It's like it's almost like running into a room screaming.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
I'm about to say something.

Speaker 8 (44:15):
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 12 (44:16):
My sister does this thing that drives me over the edge,
and she will just text me or call me.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
And be like, hey, we need to talk.

Speaker 12 (44:24):
No, no, you talk right now. You're not gonna leave
me in suspense with this crap all day.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
If you have something to say, say it.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Brody did it in the room a few minutes ago.
He's like, hey, Nate, and then he says out loud,
I'll tell you later.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
I don't say that, because then it makes us seem
like it's something about one of us, and it's a
mister secret.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
You should be allowed to pull people's hair for that.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
Yeah, there are other wise. Oh, by the way, there's
a line like, oh, by the way, what do you
have to set up with that? Or seth Myers said
this the other night. I wanted to ask you. Of

(45:08):
course you wanted to ask me, because you're asking me
just to ask me. Why do you want to tell
me that you want to ask me? Obviously you do
because you're asking me what name?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
I worked with someone that she would always say, have
you heard?

Speaker 8 (45:18):
And then there would be this pause I heard?

Speaker 10 (45:21):
I could have heard a million things I hear?

Speaker 12 (45:24):
Or what about even when people text you and they
just write hey, and you're waiting what is coming?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
That's never good?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
I got it.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Okay, Then tell me how to take this text I
got from my friend Dana over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Terribly break up with her.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
Okay, So I get this and Dana, I love hearing
from her. She said, Okay. Yesterday morning at eight fifty
four eight fifty four am, Dana says hi, and I
say good morning sunshine.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Oh, make sure she was okay.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
Then I'm starting to think, well, maybe she's just saying hi,
like waving or walking behind.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
I was expecting dialogue.

Speaker 15 (46:05):
There.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
You do that to me sometimes, Elvis. You'll write hey,
dot dot dot, and I'm like, oh boy, yeah, if
I have something to tell you, and then you tell
me something.

Speaker 42 (46:14):
Yes, Scott, you know what Andrew in the other room
always does. He always starts a sentence with to be
honest or to tell you the truth? Does that mean
you're lying every other time?

Speaker 10 (46:23):
Andrew?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Andrew's a liar?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Why would?

Speaker 6 (46:28):
But you see, I don't think we really truly think
about it when we're saying it. You actually, you do
say that a lot. Hey, Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Well, to be honest with you. The reason why? Okay,
it's it's like an impulsive thing.

Speaker 26 (46:42):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I don't know why I say it, but I don't know.

Speaker 10 (46:46):
We just do. We're all guilty of it.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
I'm not saying any of this. But then Scary gets
mad at me for ending conversations. I'll wrap up, I'll
go and there you have it.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Yeah, I like the wrap up.

Speaker 12 (46:56):
I think the wrap up is important over now, and I'll.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
So I love it when you watch like CNN or
Fox and they have those those panels and they start
yelling at each other and it's time for we go
to commercial break.

Speaker 8 (47:06):
The host we go, oh, I guess we have to
leave that right there, just.

Speaker 10 (47:11):
Put a pin in it, and Nate says that, yes,
you do, amore.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
There was a there was a cartoon movie Bolt and
the agent. In the movie, all he would say was
when he didn't want to address something, oh, we'll put
a pin in it. We'll leave it right there now.
And every time Nate says that.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Another one that you get a lot of in the
New York New Jersey area is not for nothing.

Speaker 7 (47:34):
What I don't even know that means what it means?

Speaker 8 (47:38):
We all say it, what means not for nothing.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
I guess what's about to follow is something a little crazy,
little nutty, not for nothing.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Like I'm just saying, yeah, yes it is, okay.

Speaker 10 (47:47):
It's like the Southern version of bless her heart.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
No, bless your heart is a very deep insult.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Bless your heart.

Speaker 10 (47:59):
That means, yeah, I don't mean this in a bad way, but.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Yeah, oh then you do you know you're saying something
bad And.

Speaker 10 (48:06):
There you have it.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
I guess we'll leave that right there.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Put a pin in it.

Speaker 10 (48:16):
Elvis durand phone tab.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Garrett has the phone tap.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
What do you have today?

Speaker 13 (48:20):
Susan wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend Gerald. Now,
the couple recently moved into a new home that has
an association attached to their home. So Gerald wants to
get rid of this old tree that's in front of
his house, right, but he can't because there's rules. So
he's put some calls into the association saying, hey, can
you help me get rid of this? So I'm gonna
return the call to Gerald saying, hey, here are the
rules you can't do all right?

Speaker 10 (48:41):
There are rules?

Speaker 6 (48:42):
Yes, let's explore Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 13 (48:46):
Hello, I'm looking for Gerald.

Speaker 43 (48:49):
I help you.

Speaker 13 (48:50):
I'm Jeffrey Probes. I work with Shit's Association.

Speaker 30 (48:53):
Okay, yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 13 (48:55):
As the board president? That's why I'm calling. According to
the law of the association. Unfortunately, you're not allowed to
cut down the tree.

Speaker 43 (49:04):
Why it's all my property that I've just bought. It's
an eye sore, So why do I not have the
discretion to cut it down if I want to?

Speaker 13 (49:11):
Well, that tree has been there since the inception of
the association, So it's kind of like sacred ground.

Speaker 30 (49:16):
So that's who it's on my land that you don't
know how much of.

Speaker 43 (49:19):
A pain that is causing us. It looks terrible. You're
you're the president of the homeowners association. Have you driven
around the neighborhood. Do you see that tree?

Speaker 28 (49:26):
No?

Speaker 13 (49:26):
I totally understand where you're coming from with it, and
that's totally fine. But I just wanted because we've we've
gotten a few complaints from neighbors.

Speaker 43 (49:34):
They're hell with neighbors complaining bylaws.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
That's how we move forward as a community.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
We go by the bylaws.

Speaker 43 (49:40):
I don't give up flying about a by law. The
community ain't paying my mortgage, they ain't paying none of
my utilities or nothing.

Speaker 30 (49:46):
That tree as ugly as hell, and I'm about to
cut it down.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Gerald, Could we could bring this trout?

Speaker 43 (49:51):
Did you tell you again?

Speaker 13 (49:52):
Did you read did you read your content book when
when you first moved in?

Speaker 43 (49:56):
Yes, I've read the damn content book. I know all
about the bylaws and they're obsolete. They're crazy. Y'all wanted somebody.

Speaker 30 (50:02):
To buy the house. I got the house.

Speaker 43 (50:04):
We're good neighbors. We don't cause any problem, but you
saying that I can't be cause the bylaws and y'all won't.

Speaker 13 (50:09):
Actually, we've been getting complaints from a few of the neighbors.

Speaker 43 (50:14):
I've been in less than two weeks. Who the sam
hell is complaining on me already?

Speaker 13 (50:18):
Well, mister Smithersteen actually left a voicemail for me.

Speaker 43 (50:21):
Who the hell is mister Smitherstein. Only person I know
in the neighborhood is my girlfriend because she lives with me.
Who is Sam Allen Smitherstein.

Speaker 13 (50:30):
Oh, okay, well he's he's one of the first people
to move into the association.

Speaker 43 (50:34):
Oh so he's older than the by laws carrying off?

Speaker 13 (50:37):
Well, sir, well he actually I actually he left a voicemail,
so I can hold on. Let me just play it back.

Speaker 43 (50:43):
To play the complaint.

Speaker 23 (50:45):
Oh, Jeffrey, are you there, Jeffrey, it's it's it's Dino.
I'm just calling about the tree. I saw this couple
move in and they said that they were trying to
cut it down. I saw the equipment in everything. I'm
just calling. Why would they knock down the tree. It's
a legacy tree.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
It's a legacy tree.

Speaker 7 (50:59):
It's been in the community for.

Speaker 43 (51:00):
Is it's really that's the that's the that's the complaint
to talk about a legacy tree. I tell you what
I want to do, then your legacy tree.

Speaker 30 (51:09):
You know what I'm.

Speaker 43 (51:09):
Getting in the car now, we're gonna sell you an
hour and a half and you'll see me then.

Speaker 7 (51:14):
Gart are there?

Speaker 43 (51:15):
Yeah, listen, we have to we have to end this now.

Speaker 12 (51:18):
Like he's in his car.

Speaker 47 (51:19):
We got to stop.

Speaker 13 (51:20):
Him now, all right, all right, let's let's call him
right back, give me a give me just like one
or two minutes of just messing with him, and then
we'll bust the joke.

Speaker 14 (51:27):
Okay, he can't drive that step far away from work
for no reason.

Speaker 46 (51:30):
He can't do that.

Speaker 29 (51:31):
That's that's a job.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
All right.

Speaker 30 (51:33):
I'm in trouble.

Speaker 43 (51:36):
What what's up your plane?

Speaker 30 (51:38):
Hell no, I'm not all right.

Speaker 43 (51:39):
The homeowners association they won't let us.

Speaker 30 (51:41):
Cut down that other has tree in the yard, and they.

Speaker 43 (51:44):
I just got off of the phone with these jerks.

Speaker 30 (51:46):
I'm on my way.

Speaker 43 (51:48):
I am peed off because when I get to the house,
that damn tree is gone. There is no way in
hell I'm gonna let that ugly tree stay in our yard.
Legacy tree or not work.

Speaker 30 (51:57):
I mean yes, Yeah, I'm all in the car.

Speaker 43 (52:01):
I'll be home now fifty minutes. This is I'm not
dealing with this anymore.

Speaker 30 (52:06):
I'm on my way now.

Speaker 23 (52:07):
They're go.

Speaker 13 (52:11):
Gerald, Gerald, Hey, yeah, Gerald, my name is Garret from
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you just got
phone tapped by your girlfriend.

Speaker 29 (52:23):
Got I got?

Speaker 30 (52:23):
I got a phone tap.

Speaker 14 (52:25):
Famous, You don't really need work.

Speaker 43 (52:29):
I'm in the parking lot, trying to get my thoughts
together before I get there. Oh you think that's funny.

Speaker 33 (52:38):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 47 (52:42):
Elvis dan Phone Tab Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (52:58):
Everyone feeling good?

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Yep?

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Nate you okay? We think Nate having something something, some
event is going on in his brain. Yeah, I'm not
focusing focus.

Speaker 8 (53:13):
Hey, it's autumn.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
During springtime we have spring cleaning. I like to think
of autumn as being time to clean up your toxic friends.

Speaker 10 (53:21):
Yes, yay.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
And by the way, if I'm toxic to you and
our friendship, feel free flush me out.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
I'm okay.

Speaker 12 (53:29):
Have you been flushed as somebody told you that you're
toxic and they need to get rid of you?

Speaker 24 (53:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Okay, but that's fine.

Speaker 6 (53:35):
But it's it's okay if you don't want me as
your friend, I don't want to be your friend, and
that's fine. I have enough friends. I've got great friends.
I don't need you, but not you. But whoever is
hating me? So do you have that one friend that
is one of the reasons you want to get them
out of your life is because they just go off,
They go crazy, and they go nutty when you try
to say anything to them. Yeah, so how can you

(53:57):
have this conversation with you? You can't have this need to
erase you from my friend list conversation with someone who's irrational,
and we're gonna start throwing sharp objects at you.

Speaker 12 (54:07):
I tried to have this conversation with somebody one time
because I wanted to work on it, and I said,
you know, it's just there's so much negativity. You're always
finding the bad in something, and it's kind of draining sometimes.
And he goes, you know, nobody's ever said that to
me in my life, and nobody thinks that this is
a you problem.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Okay, and then you stay back to them exactly that's
my problem. Okay, you think it's a you problem. You
never think, well, maybe I am kind of an a hole.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (54:37):
And it was one of those moments where I wanted
to be like, no, everybody's saying it about you. I'm
the only person who told you. But I didn't do
it because that's not a good way to argue, so
I just let it go.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Okay, So here's how I'm gonna do it. I am
going to have a conversation with someone, but I'm have
fun doing it. I'm gonna laugh like we are laughing now.

Speaker 18 (54:53):
You know.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
I have to tell you something. We've had so much
fun together, but I feel really great because it's time
for us to go our separate ways. No, they'd be like,
well it'll it'll be an unusual delivery and reception, but
let me rehearse with you, Nate. This is not great though,
right Hey, Nate. Yeah, we've had a lot of good
times together and I know we worked together, but as

(55:15):
far as being friends outside this job, Okay, no, it
doesn't work for me.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
So that's it.

Speaker 8 (55:23):
You know it's been great.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Are you're sure?

Speaker 6 (55:25):
This is so positive? And I'm so excited when we
precipitated this, what you just I don't know. Then you
go down the list of things. But I'm just I
think if you, if we can handle all of life's
most uncomfortable conversations with laughter, this is.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
This is gonna be a rough one.

Speaker 10 (55:44):
But here we go.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
You know that proposal you gave us for that that
that that new client that's coming.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
In, that is crap. You really, you're putting no thought
into it.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
I can't be your friend. I cannot be your friend
those uneasy conversations you need to have with someone just
laugh all the way through. It's like it's the same
as as Nate saying if he ever gets into a
fist fight, he's gonna pull his pants down. Absolutely, it
sort of diffuses.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
You got to defuse it.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Basked off.

Speaker 38 (56:18):
No, I'm telling you I stand by this statement. No
man is grabbing another man scrolled him. I will no
man will ask any of the guys, ask any of
this guy. The guys in this room not gonna do it.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
Well, No, if you're if you're in that mode where
someone's about to start swinging, right.

Speaker 38 (56:36):
And I just yanked my pants down with my chandelier hanging,
everybody's back in the f up.

Speaker 25 (56:42):
No way right, No, No, they might back up at
first just because out of sheer shock. But after that,
now you have provided them another area to attack.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
We've had this discussion. Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, it's
it's your vulnerable.

Speaker 38 (56:53):
You want me to go wander around some dangerous neighborhoods
and see Oh no, well that we see that every day.

Speaker 10 (56:59):
In the streets.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
Didn't you say you saw a guy yesterday walking around
with his his pant and his ankles in his dirty underwear.
You could even see, I mean, and then then he
went behind a subway staircase wall and started diddling himself down.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Oh my gosh on New York City.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Welcome New York. New York is so nice. They named
it twice.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
It used to be that we didn't buy people into
New York. Would be like, please leave it the way
you know you found it. Now you want to change it,
Please change it, make it better.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
What do you think can you take some of these
people home with you?

Speaker 6 (57:31):
Anyway?

Speaker 8 (57:32):
So okay, back to this.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
You know toxic friends, you know it's it's you should
always be on the lookout. You shouldn't wait for a
certain season like I'm talking about now, but you should
always be on the lookout for people that just aren't
working for you. They you know what, they really just
kind of suck it all out of you and they
just don't give it anything back, and they deplete you
of your energy and your positivity, and you know, have

(57:53):
fun getting rid of them is all I'm saying. You
don't have to laugh at their face like aha, you're
stupid and then.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Always worked that way.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
But you know what, enjoy the process because you're taking
care of yourself. It's the same as you have to
go to the gym it's time to work out. A
lot of times people are like, oh god, here we go,
gotta go to the gym, but you walk out of
that gym feeling great. You worked out. It's the same
as removing those friends that friendict tom me in your life. Seriously,

(58:25):
it's like, Okay, this is gonna be really rough, but
once you're done with it, you're like, yes, it's like
I just scored a touchdown. Who are you calling?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Somebody's gonna try this? Hey, what's your name?

Speaker 8 (58:35):
Okay, who's this? Nate has a surprise?

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Who's this Michelle?

Speaker 20 (58:38):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (58:39):
Michelle? All right, so are you listening to this? Removing
toxic friends from your life, but doing it in a
way that you enjoy.

Speaker 21 (58:47):
Yes, and it's not really a toxic friend. But I'm
about to go to work and I know my boss
is about to jump a ton more responsibility. I mean,
even though I do my job and the job of
someone that just got laid off, right, And I was
in you know, you lay in bed at night and
I'm thinking of how I'm going to respond, and it
was very angry. But now I'm like, you know, say, Michelle,
I'm going to give you more responsibility. Oh absolutely, I'll

(59:12):
definitely do.

Speaker 29 (59:15):
I can't.

Speaker 21 (59:18):
Yeah, you know, I won't feel so bad and angry
and I'll just walk out of your rabbit.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
Why, I know. But we're gonna add a lot of
responsibility to your plate, Michelle, that's funny, really Okay, you
know what, do you understand that if you add more
responsibility to my plate? Uh, I'm gonna start dropping stuff
between the cracks and you know what, and then things

(59:42):
are gonna be less effective here and it's gonna be
bad for everyone.

Speaker 10 (59:46):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Are you bonkers?

Speaker 6 (59:49):
Good luck with that?

Speaker 16 (59:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (59:51):
I think you should laugh while demanding more money for
these extra responsibilities, Like, oh my.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
God, that's awesome. How much are you gonna pay me
to do all this extra stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
I love that line.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 21 (01:00:03):
I'm prepared.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
I see you need more stuff done. How much is
it really? How much will my my salary increase? All right,
we'll get the best to like Michelle so much. Yeah,
I love you, and maneuver through this day not out
of anger, but just like really curiosity. Or let's talk
about this before you dump all these things on me
and how this good backfire and you know, make it,

(01:00:27):
make it their problem, not yours. And good luck today, Michelle.
Let us know how it turns out.

Speaker 21 (01:00:32):
Oh, I will bye, guys.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
Speaking of seeing people in the streets here so text.
I saw a man this weekend, full ass out. He
touched his his hole with his raw finger and then
made eye contact with me. This is my favorite because
you know, when my dogs when they're out in the

(01:00:54):
yard at wherever and they have to like take a
number two, they all they stare right in your eye.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
They look right at you, and I'm like, that's kind
of creepy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
They're staring at me while they're going pooh and then
I read and froggy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Maybe you know this.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
When they're doing number two, they look to you to
watch out over them, and that's what I heard.

Speaker 8 (01:01:14):
Yeah, you're there to guard them in.

Speaker 25 (01:01:16):
Case, protect because they're very vulnerable while really yeah, yeah,
they're unable to protect themselves while doing that, so they're
depending on you to protect them. So that's why they're
watching you, for you to give them the warning that, hey,
something bad is about to happen.

Speaker 10 (01:01:30):
Exactly, I'm going to protect you.

Speaker 12 (01:01:32):
Can you imagine if humans were like that, Like Nate
just stared you directly in the eye while he's pooping.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Did you stand right here?

Speaker 10 (01:01:39):
I mean, we get a bathroom door and you get
some privacy. They don't.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
They have to do it on the wide exactly, waiting
for attack. What's scary.

Speaker 41 (01:01:47):
Actually, we do have this going on, and you set
human instincts. When I'm in a urinal and I'm standing
over it, I always feel like someone's gonna attack me
or push me from behind. And I really do think
that comes from within.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
And you're in a vulnerable state.

Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
Where are you going to the bathroom?

Speaker 10 (01:02:04):
Yeah? Where do you go peeing where people attack you?

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
At heart?

Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
Iheart's a very dangerous place.

Speaker 12 (01:02:09):
Push you into the urinal. I know Danielle will probably
back this one up. But with women, when you're wearing
like a onesie or a one piece of jumper or
romp or whatever and you have to go to the bathroom,
you're legitimately sitting there completely naked. Yeah, and I'm sure
it goes through everybody's head, like at this moment. If
somebody busted into this stall, this would be the worst
moment ever.

Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I'm done.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
There, you gone, all right, Let's watch out for each
other in those bathrooms. People.

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Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
Him Melissa, all Right, so you were having a little
cocktail and decided to go online and do some shop
a what did you end up buying Why are you're
buzz shopping?

Speaker 31 (01:03:18):
I ended up this a stripper pole that is still
on the in the box in my basement. It has
all the bells and whistles, it plays music, it spins.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Wait wait, wait, wait, hold.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
On, let's talk about this stripper pool. It has all
the so to me as tripper poles, just a pull,
that's what I thought. But this one is lighting on
it and its own music.

Speaker 43 (01:03:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 31 (01:03:38):
I don't think it has music. I didn't look at
all the details.

Speaker 17 (01:03:41):
It might you never know.

Speaker 31 (01:03:42):
It was about three hundred and four hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
I wonder if we could sell that on Poshmark.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
You think you might be.

Speaker 31 (01:03:48):
Able to help me out because it's still on the box.
I haven't even opened it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:51):
Okay, And so you you left everyone else in the
celebration to go online and buy a stripper pole.

Speaker 31 (01:03:58):
No, I was sitting at home, stuck by myself with
my child.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
Oh my god, I gotta tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
So you bought a four hundred dollars triple pole.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
That's not that's not bad. It could have been a
lot worse. So do you ever plan on taking it out?
Maybe hang uh plants on it or something.

Speaker 31 (01:04:15):
I mean no, I had the whole setup. Once I
got it, I came up with a whole strategy until
I realized that my ceilings are those drop ceilings that
I can't even put it into.

Speaker 10 (01:04:24):
Oh so I have.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
No use, So you need to sell it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
I'm sure somebody will buy it somewhere.

Speaker 31 (01:04:31):
There's I'm living one day in a you know, one
day in the future, I'll be able to use it,
So I just hold on.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
Yeah, you never know that, right.

Speaker 12 (01:04:38):
There's an aspect of the pole though, that just disturbed me.
Did you say it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Spins on its own?

Speaker 12 (01:04:43):
It does?

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
I always thought the strippers were spinning the pole.

Speaker 31 (01:04:47):
It's as that as Actually it has its own members.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
I lost all my respect, has its own motor it does.

Speaker 10 (01:04:54):
Wow, it is really no.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
No, no, it's a motorized tripper pole.

Speaker 10 (01:05:00):
Okay, this is awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
No, it's like witchcraft.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
It's fabulous.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
All right. Well, why are you wasting time on the
phone when you could be polling right now? Listen, Well,
good luck with that. See sometimes we have a little
cocktail and we ordered tripper bowl. Thank you, listen, thanks
for listening to it.

Speaker 21 (01:05:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
It's nice to know she's listening.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
I wonder if well, I don't wonder.

Speaker 12 (01:05:26):
Actually, well, I'm glad they don't have the glow in
the dark stripper poles at the strip club because you
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
What would no, no, no, no, yeah, like it's or whatever
those things. When I when I have a cocktail and
go shopping, it's usually for socks and shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Oh really, yeah you like socks.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Yeah, I need socks, but shoes. We got a shoe problem.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
You have a shoe problem when we're sober.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Okay, you don't have any room to call anyone a
shoe aholic.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
I just ordered something online to help organize my shoes more.
And this is going to solve all my problems.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
I decided.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
I came up on my Instagram.

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
This is another thing, Instagram shopping.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
They've got it nailed.

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
Pop up things are bad.

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
Yeah, I know, I bought something. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (01:06:12):
Hello, Brian, how are you doing well?

Speaker 10 (01:06:14):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
So you were drinking a little bit, So you were
drinking a little bit. You went online and what did
you buy?

Speaker 45 (01:06:22):
I bought a Harley Davidson.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Oh my, I bought a hog.

Speaker 24 (01:06:28):
Really.

Speaker 37 (01:06:30):
I woke up.

Speaker 45 (01:06:31):
I woke up in the morning with a bunch of
friends going did you get it? Did you get it?
And I had no idea what they were talking about
until they led me to the computer. And I had
been on eBay shopping and I did on four different bikes,
but I won one of the bits.

Speaker 48 (01:06:49):
Okay, so I've never been on a motorcycle before.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
Let's stop right there. You've never been on a motorcycle.
So you went onto eBay and bought a Harley.

Speaker 48 (01:07:00):
Seems like the logical thing to do, Okay, So what
happened next? What happens next is I went to the
bank and I got a loan. Then I rented a
U haul and drove down to Washington from New York
and asked the gentleman to put it on my trailer

(01:07:21):
for me.

Speaker 8 (01:07:21):
So then what happened.

Speaker 45 (01:07:26):
I read the book on the manual on how to
drive it on the way.

Speaker 25 (01:07:29):
Home, and I learned how to ride it.

Speaker 45 (01:07:31):
I had it for about five six years, and then
I had a child and had to get rid of it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Okay, yeah, look at that, you know what? Okay? So
something good did come out of drunk ordering. You learned
how to ride a Harley. You owned a real Harley Davidson,
which absolutely love it. In and of itself, is something
most of us will never do. You learn to ride
a motorcycle and then you knew when you needed to
be responsible to get rid of it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Look at that you did well? I think you did well.

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
Yeah, I think you did do it.

Speaker 10 (01:08:00):
Yeah, you're gonna get drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
By a herd.

Speaker 8 (01:08:02):
It just makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
So do you have any regrets at all? Any regrets?

Speaker 48 (01:08:08):
None at all?

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
To hear that, allow, Well, thanks for listening, Brian. It's
an honor having you out there.

Speaker 29 (01:08:15):
Thank you have a great Thank you guys, Thank you
very much.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
See look at that.

Speaker 12 (01:08:19):
Whoa, My credit card would revolt if I tried to
buy something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
Yeah, right, you know he took out a loan at
the bank.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Oh god, I think my bank would revolt too.

Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
Boris, Hey, how are you doing well? It wasn't you
but a friend. A friend had something to drink online
and bought what Yeah, he ended up buying a farm
tractor for three thousand dollars.

Speaker 43 (01:08:39):
Didn't know till two days.

Speaker 28 (01:08:40):
Later when he showed up in his front yard on
a trailer for oh man.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
Did he need a tractor?

Speaker 43 (01:08:47):
No, you had no idea. The best part is he
ended up keeping it and using it for plowing the
driveway during the winter.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
A tractor.

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
I had several tractors. What's so funny?

Speaker 43 (01:08:58):
Yeah, a little forty eight insert.

Speaker 9 (01:09:00):
Yeah, somebody was driving.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Drunk and then it fell, offering them, No I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
I don't drive my tractor while drinking. All right, okay,
so did your friend did your friends still have the tractor?

Speaker 45 (01:09:11):
Yeah, last time I talked to him, still has it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Uses that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
So certimes, maybe we make decisions when we're not aware
of it, but it's actually the right decision. He bought
a tractor, yeah, sir, for John Deere. All right, Boris,
thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:09:24):
What's that scary?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Text? Came in?

Speaker 41 (01:09:26):
Somebody was drinking wine watching Big Bang Theory and saw
the serial dispensers they use on the set.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
And then googled them and bought them.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
Yeah, and now they have serial dispensers in their kitchen.

Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
The kind when you turn the crank and the cereal.

Speaker 10 (01:09:38):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
See these aren't all bad. Hello Jesse, Hey, morning, Jesse, morning, morning, morning,
over a beautiful morning.

Speaker 29 (01:09:49):
Morn So yeah, I bought uh what I thought was
a like a best lamp size plant for like my
work dusk. It turned out to be a small tree,
and now I have.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
I was two.

Speaker 29 (01:10:05):
Glasses in for wine and then a friend of mine
was like, oh, so we did two shots, and I
suddenly got on my phone and so you know, I'm
on home depot buying a house plant, and it was this.
It's now like a four foot tree and I'm only
a few weeks in, so have no idea what this
thing is going to turn into.

Speaker 8 (01:10:24):
It it's where is it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Is it inside?

Speaker 29 (01:10:28):
It's inside right now, because that's just a purpose for
what I bought it for. It was supposed to be
a house plant, right, but it's.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
A house tree. It's going to grow through the ceiling. Yes,
he's going to start talking to you, Seymour feed me suddenly.

Speaker 18 (01:10:47):
Isn't that.

Speaker 10 (01:10:49):
All rights?

Speaker 48 (01:10:50):
Like?

Speaker 29 (01:10:50):
What the hell are you going to do with this?

Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
I don't know, but I know, but the trick is
to get it out before it's too big to get
out of the house. So will you keep up with
us and let us know how it's growing? And I'm
kind of curious.

Speaker 29 (01:11:01):
Yeah, alright, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
Turned it as a house plant. Now it's like an
eight foot tree in my living room.

Speaker 12 (01:11:08):
One time I was really hammered out a restaurant and
I tried to buy all the lobsters in the tank
to take them out to the ocean and let them go.

Speaker 8 (01:11:14):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
They told me, no, why not?

Speaker 10 (01:11:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:11:18):
That's what the person that was with me, he was like,
give her the lobster she wants to buy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
I'm given to her.

Speaker 12 (01:11:21):
They're like, no, we can't do that. You just said
you want to take him out to the harbor and
let them go.

Speaker 24 (01:11:24):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
But so you know what you do have to be
careful about when you buy things on Amazon or whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
Make sure you look at the size because it tells.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
You how many interess howcause we've had We know someone
who bought furniture. She bought a new chest of drawers
for her bedroom. It turned out to be for a dollhouse.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Oh yeah, that's not gonna work.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
It was the price not indicative.

Speaker 10 (01:11:44):
I don't know. Question.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Finally, yeah, if it's a two dollars chest of drawers.

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Finally we talked to Sean.

Speaker 43 (01:11:52):
Hey, Sean, Hey, how's it going out?

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
But doing okay? You got drunk, you went online and
what'd you buy. I had a little too much to drink,
and I got it a little crazy.

Speaker 43 (01:12:03):
I got a hundred Brillo pads and a harmonica.

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
That sounds like a party.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
You need a hundreds.

Speaker 43 (01:12:13):
But the deal was just there.

Speaker 15 (01:12:14):
I thought, good news.

Speaker 6 (01:12:17):
Brilo pads don't go bad. But tell me more about
that harmonica. Do you play that a lot?

Speaker 43 (01:12:22):
Unfortunately I never got to learn how to play it well.

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
I think you can self teach harmonica, you know what
I'm saying. I think you can learn on your own.
Sometimes we drink, sometimes we buy things. Sometimes it's brelopads,
sometimes it's a tractor. I can't wait to get buzzed
tonight and go shopping. Who's with me?

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Yeah, all right, come with me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Hey, this is Taylor Swiss.

Speaker 11 (01:12:45):
This is you know, listening to Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
I don't know if it's us.

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
I mean, I guess it's us. People are very comfortable
just saying whatever they want around us because obviously we
have no filter. Right. So I just got this great
text about working on the job site and everyone has
to share one porta potty, the portajohn. It's like we
can perform open art surgery, but can't figure out a

(01:13:23):
way to flush or be more discreet somehow when taking
a poo in the portajohn while people are lined up
outside to come in. Well, okay, we don't have to
be more graphic than that. But I just love the
fact that people trust us with these these issues in
their lives.

Speaker 12 (01:13:40):
It is an issue, yeah, But I guess my question is,
if you got to go, how are you supposed to
be discreet?

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
If you know.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
That's yeah, exactly, unless you bring your own porta potty
to work and lock it up. It's your private portajohn.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
I would do that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Well, okay, But but my fact, the fact that this
conversation is it about the poor John.

Speaker 8 (01:14:00):
It's the fact that people trust.

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
Us with this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
I love that. You love that?

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
Yeah, I do so feel free textas at fifty five one.
Whatever dark, deep, skanky secret you have, share.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
It with us.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Do they want us to give them advice on like
what to do?

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Well, okay, I'll give you advice on this one. Actually,
GODDI kind of started it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
When you gotta go, you gotta go, and you know what,
if someone's in line to come in, that's Terrette your
own discretion, at least in a.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Bathroom here, you can put the water on if you're
doing something and you don't, you know, turn on the
if it's a private.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
Watch a video on your phone, turn it off for
a loud Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
I think this is more of a like, it's not
a sound thing.

Speaker 6 (01:14:37):
It's a you know, lingering thing.

Speaker 12 (01:14:41):
By the way, write a match, right, it takes the
smell away of everything.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Well, what about the poopourri? Can't you put that in
which you can go, know.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
You get floats it with that? But wanting a match
usually works. And but you when you walk in to
see the thing is if I walk into a bathroom
and it has a freshly lit match smell, I'm like, oh,
I know what just happened, So I just I'll come
back later.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
See.

Speaker 12 (01:15:01):
I was thinking, oh, how consider it? And this person
walks around with matches weird exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:15:07):
Matches ready to burn the place down, mask a poop,
you know, matches.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
That's another thing.

Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
Along with newspapers, matches have kind of disappeared.

Speaker 12 (01:15:14):
Oh whenever I go somewhere and they have a little
bowl of matches, I take handful.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
You give me too, Yeah, how you know Lauren.

Speaker 24 (01:15:20):
I'm good.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
Guys.

Speaker 37 (01:15:21):
Oh my god, I can't believe.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
Someone that read well, I'm glad you're here. But more importantly,
what you had to say. Go ahead, tell tell the
class what you were telling us on text.

Speaker 37 (01:15:30):
Okay, so I have a boyfriend, but there's this guy
that has a crush on me. So he sent me,
like I would say, like a fifty dollars gift card
to the movies. So I took the gift card and
I took my boyfriend.

Speaker 35 (01:15:45):
And he got that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
Okay, so so you told well, hold on, you told
your boyfriend the movie was paid for by a guy
who was a crush on you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Basically, No, he has no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Oh oh, so you didn't tell your boyfriend where the
gift card came from.

Speaker 30 (01:15:59):
No, oh he has no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Well, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:16:04):
Fair and Square gave you a fifty dollars gift card.
How you spend it is up to you, I know.
But is he expecting something in return? I'm not you know,
dirty dirty stuff, But no, not at all.

Speaker 37 (01:16:14):
He said, you know, I would love to do this
for you.

Speaker 35 (01:16:16):
I was like, are you sure.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
He's like yeah.

Speaker 37 (01:16:19):
So I gave him my email because I didn't feel
comfortable with like cash, app or any of that stuff,
and he sent me a gift card.

Speaker 8 (01:16:25):
Okay, so what's the difference.

Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
If you're out with your girlfriends at the bar and
there's a guy kind of hitting on you and like
trying to flirt with you and your girlfriends and he
buys you drinks, what's the difference?

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
No difference, You know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
What's the difference? What's the different?

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
Frog?

Speaker 37 (01:16:40):
Actually encourage it?

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
And yeah, see a lot of boyfriends who who aren't
a jealous type, like you're a boyfriend, they encourage it.
What's that?

Speaker 18 (01:16:46):
Frog?

Speaker 10 (01:16:47):
No, I can see what you're saying.

Speaker 25 (01:16:49):
But when you're in the in the bar and you
buy a drink, she's going to hopefully consume the drink.
She's not giving it to her boyfriend. In this case,
he gave her a gift card hoping to do something
nice for her, and she'd took her boyfriend out with it.
And maybe he's just being a really nice guy and
he just wants to do something nice for you because
he does like you, and he doesn't expect anything in return,
and therefore he's just being a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
And there you go, does he know you have a boyfriend.

Speaker 46 (01:17:11):
Yeah, all right, all right, he's trying to woo you over, honey.

Speaker 6 (01:17:15):
If you want to woo me over, he's gonna cost
more than fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
Anyway, Lauren, thank you, go have a great day. Thank
you for listening to us. Guys to thank you and
take care. Hello, Tom, all right, thanks for airing it
out with us. We saw your text. Do you want
to share with the class what you wanted to share
with us?

Speaker 35 (01:17:34):
Well, my dirty little secret is I have a little
king to you know. I like where my girlfriend's underwear,
sometimes you're clothes, sometimes when she's out of the house.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
Okay, I don't think, you know, I just don't find
that offensive.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
I thought it was going to go way further.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
That's not bad.

Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
As long as you know, you can wear your girlfriend's
underwear as long as she's not already in them.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
Don't stretch it out, Yeah, yeah, please.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Don't stretch it out.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
Yeah, you may stretch him out. She'll know something's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Well, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
So, Okay. There could be many reasons why someone would
want to wear their significant others underwear, Like you want
to be closer to her even though she's not there. Now,
do you wear clean ones or ones that are in
the hamper.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Oh, clean ones.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
Okay, all right, so all right, well when you're ready
to commit, you let me know ge. All right, well,
thank you again, thank you for sharing. I love the
fact listeners like you, tom uh you trust us with
your information, and I think it's great you keep wearing
your girlfriend's underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
I'm with you. Thank you. All you take out, thank
you let it out. Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
Tell us secret, tell us everything secret.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
You're gonna love this one, Dear Elvis Duran. I'm sixteen
years old. I love your show. I have my drivers permit,
and my mom is very strict about who I drive
with and where I go. I've been nothing but a
good girl all my life, but I think my mom
would whip out if she found out. I'll borrowed my
friend's car to meet my friends down the shore for

(01:19:04):
the day. So here's what we'll do. Let's tell her
I went for a car and had a little accident
and watch her go nuts.

Speaker 8 (01:19:10):
Hope you liked the idea from Samantha.

Speaker 10 (01:19:12):
All right, here's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
Samantha's gonna start to call, and then Danielle is going
to play the part of a crazy lady who owns
a garden that Samantha plows across. All right, let's listen.

Speaker 18 (01:19:25):
In good missus Caroline.

Speaker 10 (01:19:28):
Have you heard about our free checking?

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Hi?

Speaker 18 (01:19:30):
Sandy?

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
They please?

Speaker 18 (01:19:31):
Can you hold on one second?

Speaker 45 (01:19:32):
Sure?

Speaker 18 (01:19:33):
Hello?

Speaker 30 (01:19:34):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Yeah, I borrowed Josh's car and I got lost going
down to the beach and I crashed into someone's garden
and I'm freaking out. She just ran to ask called
the police, Sam, what what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
She's calling the police.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
And I just want to go call you first and
tell you before they told where are you, Chris, I'm.

Speaker 30 (01:19:52):
On the way to the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
I don't even know where I am.

Speaker 18 (01:19:54):
Mom, But you had to work at one. It's twelve o'clock.

Speaker 30 (01:19:56):
I know, but I don't have work.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
I love to you, and I didn't know how to
get there, and he gave.

Speaker 7 (01:20:01):
You lie to me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
I'm sorry, Mom.

Speaker 7 (01:20:04):
Wow, what do you want me to do for you?

Speaker 18 (01:20:06):
Now? Sam? Give me the lady on the phone.

Speaker 30 (01:20:08):
Okay, hold on, I'm going to get her.

Speaker 18 (01:20:10):
Hold on. I don't know what to do. You're an idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
My mom is my mom?

Speaker 18 (01:20:17):
Hold on hello, miss Yes, Okay, listen, I'm gonna take
care of this. I'm her mom. Yeah, and I'm gonna
take care of whatever just happened.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
I'm at work.

Speaker 18 (01:20:27):
I don't know what's going on. If you can just say.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yeah, I'll tell you what's going on. We're in Asberry.
I don't know what the hell she's thinking. She crashed
into my garden. I have tomatoes growing, I have cantunia's growing,
I have cucumbers growing. And I don't got anything anymore
because she ruined it all.

Speaker 18 (01:20:42):
Okay, Okay, give me your address, miss please.

Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
I'm gonna call the cops. You don't need to come down.

Speaker 18 (01:20:46):
And get her, Okay, Miss listen, I'm gonna beg you now.
My daughter did a terrible thing. She's a really good girl.
She's a great student.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
She's not a good girl.

Speaker 18 (01:20:54):
Okay, but I'm gonna take care of this. I really
would love if you didn't call the cops. I will
do anything you say.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Well, how about you come over and you plant the
seeds for me?

Speaker 18 (01:21:01):
Miss. I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:21:03):
I'm asking that's one way to resolve it.

Speaker 30 (01:21:06):
You I'll plant this.

Speaker 18 (01:21:07):
I will do that. I'll make her do that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:09):
No, not make her do that. You do that. I
have shovel and get over here.

Speaker 18 (01:21:14):
She made a big mistake. Did you do you have
any children?

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
Oh no, I don't have children for this reason.

Speaker 18 (01:21:19):
Okay, well I'm trying. I was trying to make it right.
But if you need to call the police, then you
do what you have to do. But I I I'm
going to call the police too.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Oh I really need She went into her house. Get sweatpants.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
She wants me to.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Freaking plant her garden. Should I just speed away now
she's in her house.

Speaker 18 (01:21:34):
Get in that car and lock the door.

Speaker 30 (01:21:36):
But I have her phone.

Speaker 12 (01:21:37):
I have to take the phone on the floor.

Speaker 7 (01:21:38):
Get in your car.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
She wants me to go to the shop, right and file
her man.

Speaker 18 (01:21:41):
Get in the car and pull out of there. You
have lost everything that you've earned. You're not allowed out
for the next two years. I call me the bad neighborhood.
You're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Okay, I'm in the car.

Speaker 18 (01:21:52):
Okay, Now I want you to drive away from that house.

Speaker 30 (01:21:55):
It's not starting.

Speaker 18 (01:21:55):
Well, your car is not starting. It's smashed. Oh no, no,
call nine one one, right, now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Mom, okay, you walk and talk.

Speaker 32 (01:22:04):
She came to the car.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
She hello, yes, listen, we can settle this if she
just goes to shop right and buys the seeds.

Speaker 18 (01:22:11):
I know she can't go to shop right. Just she's
calling nine one one.

Speaker 7 (01:22:15):
I'm gonna take it a shop right. She will buy it.

Speaker 18 (01:22:17):
I do not take her to stop right.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
She'll pick them up, she'll plan them.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
She'll be home by dinner time.

Speaker 18 (01:22:22):
She is not getting in a car with a Stranger's
got a stranger.

Speaker 7 (01:22:25):
She ran over my garden. We know each other.

Speaker 18 (01:22:27):
Well, Now can I talk to her?

Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
Hold on, take the phone, Samantha.

Speaker 18 (01:22:33):
Do not get in her car. Dan, Okay, I get it.

Speaker 30 (01:22:38):
But what do I do?

Speaker 18 (01:22:38):
You call nine one one right now?

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Okay, you got that?

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Get the phone, mom? What I got one more thing
to tell you? You doing it? Just phone tapped you?

Speaker 18 (01:22:49):
Oh my god, you're kidding you. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 33 (01:23:00):
Saltable was pre recorded permission granted by Authorty series.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
The Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Are we even on Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
Dan in the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
So Albi Gold had a very fasting. Would We had
a great conversation with the yeah, you want to bring
it up.

Speaker 49 (01:23:23):
So I had a question for my friends that are
in long term relationships, because every time I said my
last relationship was great sex, they said, well, you don't marry.

Speaker 9 (01:23:34):
The best sex you've ever had.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Oh that's depressing.

Speaker 49 (01:23:38):
And I it may me think And I was like
we And then so I asked my friends in long
term relationships, like, is the sex like great?

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
And they're like, well, it's not. It's definitely not the
best I've ever had.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Like, it's like, no, I think it also depends on
how many partners you had to you hadn't that too many?
You don't have much to compare it to.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
Could be yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (01:23:55):
Mean, but you know, if many partners or not, if
it's great sex, if it blows am I, or if
you're if you d at the end of it, you're like,
is there Mary? Yeah, you pretty much know that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
And so he got me thinking as well, like what
does sex mean to people? Sex means different things to
different people. You may be raised you may have been
raised in a household where sex was a dirty topic
and you never brought it up, and so maybe you Uh,
were addicted to porn at one point, and now your
expectation is that's what it's supposed to be. So you
think that's what great sex is and it's not. Or

(01:24:27):
you connect with someone on a level and sex is
something that's of wow, we really connected during sex. Well
you may think that, but the person you had sex
with that you connected with didn't connect with you because
they don't connect with people in sex because sex with
them is something that has nothing to do with love.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Which means has nothing to do with marriage.

Speaker 8 (01:24:42):
Like it kind of makes you wonder.

Speaker 49 (01:24:44):
Yeah, I was just very curious because it to meets
like you're in a long term partnership. Doesn't the emotional
outweigh like it makes sex really great for a marriage.
But everyone I've talked to has said, well, yeah, you
don't marry the best sex you've ever had?

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Did they say that when they're together? Both of them
say that, No.

Speaker 6 (01:25:03):
I don't know, And I mean, you know, we have
millions of people listening, and we're gonna have some text
from people saying that is not right. I married someone
who's definitely the I don't know. I think it's different
for everyone, and I gotta tell you I've been watching
the text messages. Majority of the people texting are saying that, no,
the best sex they ever had, they didn't marry and
they would never marry them.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
Wow, oh wow.

Speaker 6 (01:25:24):
I mean all the things from like they were abusive, toxic,
great sex, but never marry them. But we have a
couple other people on the line here, like Stephanie Hi,
Stephanie Hi.

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
All this good morning everybody.

Speaker 8 (01:25:37):
Well, good morning and welcome to the show.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
So what Ali Gold our friend said was in their
conversations with friends, you never ever marry the best sex
you ever had. It really turns out that way. What
are your thoughts about that?

Speaker 19 (01:25:51):
I would have to definitely agree, my craziest the sexual
relationship was also the most turbulent, chaotic and stressful relationship
I have ever been in, and full disclosure, and then
a great relationship now and the sex is wonderful, but

(01:26:12):
you know it's much more stable and not crazy, that's
for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
Well, So, I even though you had crazy, like wild
sex with that person who gave you the worst relationship ever, well,
I would say that even though the relationship is great now,
doesn't that help make the sex feel a little better
because there's no like you know that after you're done
with the sex, there's no price to pay, you know
what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:26:37):
Absolutely, I mean it is just very you know, loving
and respectful, and there's no how do I want to
call it, Like, there's no consequences to it after the fact,
Like you are just having sex because you love each
other and you want each other, not because you're feeling
pressured into it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
Okay, okay, you walk You walked very very lightly down
that hallway and you did very well. I get it.
Anyone else wanted to chime in?

Speaker 12 (01:27:04):
I feel like those there's a weird part of your
brain that kind of associates it with rewards.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
So when you're in a really toxic.

Speaker 12 (01:27:11):
Relationship and you have these constant struggles and battles, that
moment that you're having sex with them, everything's okay and
you feel like, oh, this is a good thing right now,
this is good And that's why it might feel so
much better than when you're in a stable relationship and
you don't feel the giant swings.

Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
It's not actually better good sex. What's that all about?

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
Stop nice?

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Stop it all right?

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
Well, thank you Stephanie, thanks for opening up and have
a beautiful day to day.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
Okay, absolutely, you guys too.

Speaker 8 (01:27:38):
All right, Stephanie, thank you so much. Hello Amanda.

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
Hi, Amanda says I absolutely married the best sex I've
ever had and never want to have sex with anyone
else ever again. Isn't that nice to be able to
say that and let yourself off the hook knowing you
never have to worry about finding sex or another relationship
ever again.

Speaker 7 (01:27:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
I mean, first of all, let me just say that
I've been looking you guys since I was like ten
years old, and I listened to you every morning. I've
moved around the country.

Speaker 28 (01:28:05):
And I listened to you guys everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
I love you guys, And this is crazy that I'm
on the radio.

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
We're kind of weird listening as a ten year old girl.

Speaker 8 (01:28:12):
Now you're talking about sex with us.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
Yeah, how's that going for you?

Speaker 43 (01:28:16):
Well?

Speaker 10 (01:28:16):
Go ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
So you're in a relationship now that you know is
the best sex you've ever had, and you you have
found it.

Speaker 8 (01:28:22):
You don't have to worry about it ever again.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Absolutely. I mean, my husband and I went on three
dates and then we basically moved into with each other.
The weekend the world shut down and We got married
after eight months and had our son nine months later,
and our sex life is great. We have sex almost
every day, every two days.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
And we go three days without having sex. That's like
a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:28:48):
Okay, yeah, you know it's like I'm looking at other
room and people have faces on like, oh wow. Okay,
really three days is way too much, way too far
to go without it. Okay, Amanda, thank you, and I'm
happy for you. I'm happy to know that someone's having
great sex.

Speaker 7 (01:29:07):
Everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:29:08):
You're right, absolutely, Nate has great sex. Every day with
himself is his sex station. All right, Thank you, Amanda,
Thanks for listening to us since you're ten years old.
I love that. Finally, Jessica, you and your husband not
the best sex, but it's the best relationship and you
love him and you're having a you're totally fine with it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
Right.

Speaker 26 (01:29:27):
Oh yeah, I mean the famous the last girl we
dated for about eight months, got married and.

Speaker 12 (01:29:36):
We're very happy.

Speaker 28 (01:29:37):
We just you know, we do it.

Speaker 12 (01:29:38):
We connect everything.

Speaker 35 (01:29:40):
Great, even though it's not the best. So it's okay, this.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Show, Yeah, you gotta haves.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
That's what happened exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
There are things that matter more than the sex, right,
I mean.

Speaker 36 (01:29:54):
Yeah, okay, but but Jessica, does he know it's not
the best sex you've ever had?

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Have you had that conversation saying it's okay?

Speaker 32 (01:30:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Oh how that?

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
What did you say to him?

Speaker 26 (01:30:07):
I mean when we're doing it and stuff, and he
can probably tell that I'm not always like into it.
He tries, but he knows that he is not the best,
which is, you know, perfectly fine for both of us.

Speaker 6 (01:30:22):
So so you know you're going through the motions.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Yeah all right, okay, well look.

Speaker 6 (01:30:28):
You know, but.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
You're connecting.

Speaker 6 (01:30:31):
You're with someone you love very much. I would happily
rather have that over great sex any day of the year. Sorry,
oh yeah, yeah, all right, Jessica, thank you, go have
a great day and listening to us?

Speaker 8 (01:30:46):
Yes, is it when I'm gonna say something?

Speaker 24 (01:30:48):
Nate?

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
I don't know, poor guy, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:30:52):
Everybody was thinking it the poor guy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
What do you mean? Poor guy is a lovely woman,
but that poor guy like what?

Speaker 8 (01:30:58):
Poor guy?

Speaker 6 (01:30:59):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:30:59):
What put on blast? Right now?

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
But it depends on how important the best section in
the world is to you.

Speaker 8 (01:31:07):
Might important, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
I wouldn't want to know it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
And also you don't want everyone now, who listens to
this show to know it knows her voice.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
I'm very grateful we had to call her on Okay,
thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:31:20):
I felt bad just because someone said have you told him?

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
And she said, well, he could tell.

Speaker 41 (01:31:28):
I'm not speaking for all guys, but speaking for this guy,
is it safe to say?

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
I mean, I never really had bad sex.

Speaker 41 (01:31:34):
I mean there's been a couple of flops along the way,
but every every all sex is great sex for me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
So I'd like to ask the ones you've been with.

Speaker 10 (01:31:42):
No, No, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
Great sex to anyone else. I mean it means different things,
So who can answer that? I feel like.

Speaker 41 (01:31:49):
Women, women feel a lot of times that that's a
woman's plain.

Speaker 10 (01:31:53):
Here we go.

Speaker 41 (01:31:55):
Women have a lot more critiquing because guys are horrible
at the deed and sometimes, you know, I feel like,
as a guy speaking for yourself, guys, a guy on
this end, on the receiving end.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
Of on this thank you, thank you, I don't know
where we're going with this person moving on thank you. Wow,
he's still talking.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
I think I know what he says.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
What is he saying?

Speaker 8 (01:32:16):
Translation?

Speaker 6 (01:32:17):
Please?

Speaker 12 (01:32:17):
I think he was trying to say for men's sexes
like pizza, where even if it's bad, it's still good,
whereas for women, no, it can be terrible.

Speaker 6 (01:32:25):
I've had some really awful pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Okay, there you go. So it's not all good straight plaining,
gays planning?

Speaker 10 (01:32:31):
What is that? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
You want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
morning show, I'll kill you after party?

Speaker 8 (01:32:44):
What is the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 5 (01:32:46):
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Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
That's an after party, mister Ran.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
In the morning show, Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:33:06):
Oh yeah, well we have a dispute here in the
master control facility. I don't know a show of hands
of people who've been mad at Nate?

Speaker 8 (01:33:15):
Frog You ever been mad at Nate?

Speaker 10 (01:33:18):
You know what I don't think I have? Actually, well,
the day is young.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
You must not that well, Daniell'll ever been mad at Nate? Yeah,
of course, Scar.

Speaker 41 (01:33:26):
No, Actually, because I've known Nate years before he even
came to New.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
York, so we've never had a squabble. Yeah, yeah, I've
been mad at Nate.

Speaker 10 (01:33:35):
Today.

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
Welcome to it's you, it's them where we figure out
who's at fault, And let's go live to the person
who's now met at you, and that is Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Hell all right, Gandhi, I saw you.

Speaker 10 (01:33:45):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
So yesterday I'm just minded my own business.

Speaker 12 (01:33:48):
I get a text message from a salesperson shout out
to Vinnie, and in it is a screenshot of an
account that has been created on Instagram that is very
hateful toward me. It's literally like, I hate this girl.
It's got racist stuff on there, It's got hideous pictures
of me. I will not give the name of this

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account because I don't want people to go follow it
and give this person any shine.

Speaker 7 (01:34:12):
And I was looking at the account.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
Because the salesperson was like, what the hell is this?
Like what is going on? You should report this, blah
blah blah whatever.

Speaker 12 (01:34:18):
And then I look, Nate is following it, okay, So
I was like, what in the hell? So I took
a screenshot. I send it to Nate and I said, really, Nate,
are you kidding me? Because I went and saw it.
Is anyone else on the show following it?

Speaker 44 (01:34:32):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:34:33):
And Nate writes back, just call it morbid curiosity. And
I'm like, you know, what, dude, you're on my list?

Speaker 8 (01:34:39):
Wait he calls it morbid curiosity.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
That's what he says.

Speaker 8 (01:34:43):
You'll be up in a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
Not time to talk.

Speaker 8 (01:34:44):
Okay, So.

Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
Someone created a very hateful account, I mean beyond hateful,
and Nate follows it. Yes, all right, so is the problem?
Well should Gandi like just calm down? Is it you?
Is it them?

Speaker 29 (01:35:02):
So?

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
I mean, so is it Gandhi's problem being a little too?

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:35:07):
Am I being a personnickity that I'm saying Nate you
shouldn't follow this? Should I go follow the account to
to de legitimize it? And then say, oh ha ha,
it's a joke. I'm going to follow it too, Like what.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Or are they dealing with? Nate? Them?

Speaker 8 (01:35:18):
Is it them? M?

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
I mean obviously I think it's Nate Nate?

Speaker 39 (01:35:21):
Do you?

Speaker 6 (01:35:21):
Okay?

Speaker 30 (01:35:22):
Nate?

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
Is your turn?

Speaker 10 (01:35:22):
My turn? Okay, your honor.

Speaker 36 (01:35:25):
I saw this account before there was any posts, and
that's what it looks like right there. There's only one post.
When I was started following it, there was no posts.
You know how it gives you the suggestions. Yes, so
I'm like, okay, this looks strange and odd. I think
I'll follow them just to see where they're going with this. Okay,
So I decided to follow them just out of more
of a curiosity and to see if there's anything negative

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that I can further go ahead and prevent in the future.

Speaker 13 (01:35:51):
Well, I know, but you know you can.

Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
You can't read stuff on the account without following.

Speaker 12 (01:35:59):
Yes, it's an open an account to your.

Speaker 36 (01:36:02):
Name, but I'm not going to I'm not going to
go back and look at this thing without following it.

Speaker 6 (01:36:07):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (01:36:08):
So never even told me that this account existed because
there was no there.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Was nothing posted yet, and this is the only thing
that's posted.

Speaker 12 (01:36:17):
But you saw the name of the account, and you
saw the bio in the account, and you knew that
it was hateful toward.

Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
Me, and you were like, let me support this.

Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
I'm not well, So you're saying, Daniel, I mean, Gandhi,
if you follow something, that means you support it. So
you're saying you should never ever follow an account that
you are not supporting.

Speaker 12 (01:36:36):
I mean I do kind of feel that way, especially
if it's like an open account, because you can just
go if you want to creep and you want to
see what's going on in the world. You can go
look at an open account. If it were a private account,
that's different. And I know for a fact that there
are people on the show who saw that account, blocked it,
and then reported it, So I feel Nate should do that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:54):
Well, this is the first I've ever heard of it. So, okay, Nate,
do you have any final words? Then we have to
move on, we have to get to the jury.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Yeah, I think I've stated my case all right.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
So, Daniel, were you familiar with at all with this?

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
So my son Spencer is telling me that he sent
me this account three days ago in my DMS, which obviously,
why why don't you text me child and send it
to my DMS? You live in the house with me,
So I did not see it, and I think it
is Nate because I think he should have. First of all,
I think he should have told her about it from
the get go, like just so you know, there's this account.
I don't know what it's going to be, but it's

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got your name on it, to make her aware of
it from the start. And yeah, I mean, yeah, I
don't know. It's just I don't I believe him one
hundred percent.

Speaker 8 (01:37:37):
Well, the question is should he be following it.

Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
No, okay, it's them all right?

Speaker 8 (01:37:45):
Uh, Froggy, what do you think you know?

Speaker 25 (01:37:48):
In the beginning, I would have said it was Gandhi
because Nate was following it for that reason to keep
an eye on it. However, once Ghani points it out,
he should have unwillingly unfollowed it and said I don't
want anything to do with this and reported it.

Speaker 10 (01:38:02):
Oh God, now looking good here, Diamond? Are you following this?

Speaker 6 (01:38:07):
Okay, well where's diamonds? But Diamond, what do you think
what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Definitely Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
She didn't even hear the story. This is just like
the computer incident last year.

Speaker 8 (01:38:22):
Hold on, so what are your what's your thought?

Speaker 5 (01:38:23):
Diamond?

Speaker 49 (01:38:26):
My thought is that Nate should have screenshot at it
and sent it to Gandhi immediately.

Speaker 8 (01:38:31):
Should he be following it? Should he be following this?

Speaker 18 (01:38:34):
Bat?

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
Absolutely right?

Speaker 6 (01:38:36):
Okay, Well, normally, you know, I would agree with Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 41 (01:38:42):
You know, people a lot of times they do because
they hate follow others. Right, So I've seen hate followers
on a lot of accounts, and I thought that's what
Nate was doing. And I did think, like what Froggy
was saying, he was trying to get get some info.
But it looks bad because if other listeners discover it
and they see who's following, they're gonna see.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
Nate following it.

Speaker 41 (01:39:00):
Maybe unfollow and stand in alliance with the rest of us,
unless he hates.

Speaker 10 (01:39:06):
Me, unless his account.

Speaker 6 (01:39:10):
Okay, hold on, hold on what any time?

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
What Danielle?

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
What if he started that account?

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
Okay? Okay, now you're you're you're driving us off the
road to.

Speaker 10 (01:39:19):
Okay, okay, So what's your final verdict.

Speaker 6 (01:39:22):
I'm a little I'm on the fence.

Speaker 50 (01:39:25):
It's you you if.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
I had a microphone in my brain, that's what I
be saying.

Speaker 10 (01:39:40):
It's m okay.

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
Here's what I feel.

Speaker 6 (01:39:43):
I feel that I don't know. I'm of the belief
if you follow an account, you're you're voting for that account.
You're saying I supports this account. That's that's my feeling.
I don't because I know if it's an open account,
you can check it out anytime you want without following
the other. On the other hand, I think, as the
senior executive producer of the show and a friend of Gandhi's,

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it makes sense for you to keep an eye on
it so you're you're keeping an eye on it, on her.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
We have.

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
On the other hand, I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (01:40:12):
I don't know why you didn't tell her about it.

Speaker 6 (01:40:14):
I mean, I don't I don't understand.

Speaker 36 (01:40:16):
Yeah, you know, I can't remember when I even started
following this, to be honest with you, I just started
following it out of more big curiosity and my my
standpoint on these things.

Speaker 6 (01:40:24):
When people are hateful.

Speaker 36 (01:40:26):
Like this, a lot of times I will follow them
and I'll be like, oh, great, this is fantastic, you know,
and and just doubse it right, I will like give
them what they want. I feel like sometimes they want
the attention. So when you give them the attention, then
they back off.

Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
So you're saying, you're pouring gas on the fire, and
you think that's a good thing.

Speaker 10 (01:40:47):
I'm pouring gas.

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
No, I'm pouring water on their fire.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
No, you're notice purring gas on the fire to put
it out.

Speaker 6 (01:40:53):
Yeah, okay, the count is following all of us.

Speaker 30 (01:40:57):
So.

Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
Look, I don't I wouldn't mind losing that follower should
follow Well, no, no, no, you have I think no one's
here to tell you. We can't tell you what you
have to do.

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
No, you should do what you want to do.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
But the guys he looks like he looks like I
think he has unfollow because he looks like he's on
the other side.

Speaker 8 (01:41:21):
If he doesn't, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
I agree.

Speaker 8 (01:41:23):
I agree with you, Danielle unfollowing. Yeah, Froggy should follow
or not.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
He absolutely should and you should report it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
Okay, Okay, So there you go. Are you happy?

Speaker 8 (01:41:34):
Are you happy with this outcome?

Speaker 12 (01:41:35):
I would like justice, and I would like us to
start a hate page for Nate.

Speaker 10 (01:41:39):
But I think that's probably already somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:41:42):
Everyone loves you, and.

Speaker 10 (01:41:43):
We need a new sweeper. We haven't you. It's you,
it's them We need it. It's Yim. You're in the middle.

Speaker 8 (01:41:48):
You you know, you're pathetic when there's no hate page
against you.

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
Get it all figured out.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
And I'm glad that we could.

Speaker 6 (01:41:55):
We could come to terms that you know, coming to
blows right, there's no physical what's what the court's for?

Speaker 27 (01:42:01):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:42:01):
Not yet?

Speaker 48 (01:42:02):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:42:02):
And I I just hate this is going on. Someone
spends the time. It really says a lot everything about
the person who sets up an account like that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
It'll be totally right.

Speaker 12 (01:42:11):
I was actually happy and excited and flattered until I
saw his dumb ass following it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
I know, and I'm sad for people who do things
like that.

Speaker 10 (01:42:17):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
Anyway, well, thank you for bringing this to the court
and are we all happy now?

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:42:22):
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Speaker 5 (01:42:26):
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Speaker 6 (01:42:36):
It's so funny.

Speaker 8 (01:42:37):
I was just looking at the text messages.

Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
Someone is having a conversation with someone.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
I guess is Brodie talking to them.

Speaker 10 (01:42:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:42:43):
They're having a conversation about how to say croissant or
croissant or I mean, there's there's like five thousand different
ways to say yeah, but that's one of them.

Speaker 10 (01:42:56):
Right, you can pass me to crescents.

Speaker 6 (01:43:03):
I could be wrong on this, but I think crescent
rolls and and and Croissant's rolls are different.

Speaker 8 (01:43:08):
And even I don't know, I think they are different.

Speaker 10 (01:43:14):
If you talk with your roll what's that?

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
I think Pillsbury even has in like, you know, one
of those cans that you pop open. Crescent rolls different, But.

Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
I think they're because they're in a crescent shape. Yes,
I know, but but croissant. Croissants are not in the
crescent shape. They're straight, you know. But anyway, croissant, which
is how I grew up saying it. Apparently, you know,
Scary says you sound like you're all a holy BOUGIEO.

Speaker 41 (01:43:45):
Okay, you're not being bougie, but it it has a
bougie air to the word, like cool song.

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
Because we I don't say, first of all, I'll say
it like that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
We'll say it again.

Speaker 8 (01:43:55):
It's croissant, right right, people or just croissants.

Speaker 41 (01:43:59):
In America, it sounds bizarre because when we don't live
in France.

Speaker 6 (01:44:03):
We live in America, where we say croissant.

Speaker 5 (01:44:05):
No.

Speaker 25 (01:44:05):
But Elvis gets accused of being boogie when he says
point setia instead of points set is proper.

Speaker 50 (01:44:11):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:44:11):
I do the point setia fight because it's fun to
it's fun to win.

Speaker 13 (01:44:14):
But we know you like that.

Speaker 12 (01:44:18):
Can I just say, as a person whose family is
from a different country, I appreciate when people make the
attempt to try and say a word the way that
my family says it. I would never be offended if
somebody say croissant instead of croissant or.

Speaker 4 (01:44:30):
Whatever, even if they got a little bit wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
Who cares.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
You're trying. It's an effort, make the effort. Don't whatever
I mean, shame people for it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:38):
I don't think anyone's shaming anyone for it. And listen,
I don't I have not had a conversation with this listener.
But they don't sound like they're being rude at all.
But they just they just said it sounds like, well,
it's like nails on a chalkboard.

Speaker 12 (01:44:49):
When I say, yeah, I think that's rude.

Speaker 41 (01:44:53):
That you grew up with that pronunciation makes more sense
and now has context. But I think this person thinks
that you were trying to go out of your way
to say it differently.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:45:03):
I'm not going to assume. I'm not going to assume
that they feel anyway unless I have a conversation.

Speaker 10 (01:45:08):
What happens when you assume, For.

Speaker 6 (01:45:14):
Instance, I never ever heard, in my million years on earth,
heard anyone pronounce mozzarella muzzadel, which is how you say it.

Speaker 36 (01:45:25):
It's okay, I've never moots anyway.

Speaker 10 (01:45:31):
It's just it's strange.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
Hard it is for me when I have a commercial
and I have to say mozzarella cheese, because to me,
it's not it doesn't sound right mozzarella cheese. It's like, what.

Speaker 6 (01:45:43):
Can't you find like something in the middle, not not mozzarella,
not muzzarel or mozzarella. You could say, like mozare you
gotta put an end?

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
Yeah, I don't like the odd end.

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
No, you need you should put the on the end.

Speaker 8 (01:45:58):
That's like meeting them halfway.

Speaker 50 (01:46:00):
You know.

Speaker 41 (01:46:02):
They came around Elvis. They said that it probably is
the proper way to say it, but it just gets
to me.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 10 (01:46:10):
Probably hold a second, it's not probably.

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
It probably is the way to say it. But I
don't like it when people.

Speaker 10 (01:46:16):
Do that in an argument where they know they're wrong,
they know they're losing the argument. They go, you know
what you're losing. Probably right.

Speaker 6 (01:46:20):
What you guys are hearing me say is there are
in where we are sitting here in the United States,
there are several proper ways to say it. So if
I sit here and tell you you're wrong by saying croissant,
that's not correct. You can that is a correct way
to say it. But all I'm saying is the way
I say it is not incorrect.

Speaker 10 (01:46:38):
Incorrect, right right, right, You're probably right.

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
Their ears don't like it.

Speaker 6 (01:46:42):
They don't like it, Okay, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:46:44):
But there's so many other things in the world to
be pissed about.

Speaker 10 (01:46:46):
Who cares that's their biggest problem of the whole day.

Speaker 8 (01:46:51):
Okay, let's go to Italy. Right, how do you say
the word b r U S C H E T
T A.

Speaker 6 (01:46:58):
Okay? Well, in Italy it's busquetta? Okay, yeah, wrong that
how do you Okay, you know the chicken?

Speaker 43 (01:47:04):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:47:04):
If you're in Mexico p o ll o? How do
you say it? In Mexico? How do you say it?
In Italy? It's Polo.

Speaker 7 (01:47:13):
Marco country.

Speaker 6 (01:47:17):
It depends on where the pool is located where we're
playing that game. If it's in if it's in Mexico,
it's poo.

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
No, it's not.

Speaker 10 (01:47:27):
That way, though. What are you gonna do?

Speaker 6 (01:47:29):
People? I do think that sometimes people go out of
their way to find fault with everything you do. I
think it's speaking of let's go get Brody on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
Where's Brody? Brody?

Speaker 6 (01:47:42):
Yeah, what do I do?

Speaker 19 (01:47:43):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:47:45):
Brody is our resident fault finder?

Speaker 6 (01:47:47):
No, Brody is there. He's our fact finder. And uh,
you know you know what I'm saying. He's he's there
to just make sure we're factual, and sometimes we aren't
because we say a lot in the course of a day.

Speaker 8 (01:47:58):
Sometimes we're gonna drive off.

Speaker 33 (01:47:59):
The road, right, Brody, Uh not today though, you're perfect
as always.

Speaker 5 (01:48:06):
All right, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran phone tab.

Speaker 6 (01:48:11):
All right, scary, Yes, let's get into your phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
What's going on?

Speaker 41 (01:48:15):
Eileen wants the phone tap her husband, Stephen. Now, they
live across the street from a Catholic school.

Speaker 51 (01:48:19):
And a church, and every afternoon after school gets out,
there's a lot of this garbage and debris left behind
by the parents and the kids. So Stephen wrote a
letter to the school about the problem. Hasn't heard back
from them yet. So I'm gonna pretend like I'm from
the rectory calling back about Steven's complaints.

Speaker 6 (01:48:34):
Right, calling from the rectory. Oh boy, right, you're calling
from the rectory.

Speaker 10 (01:48:38):
Rectory.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 6 (01:48:40):
You're scary rectory phone tap.

Speaker 13 (01:48:42):
Yeah, I'm looking for Stephen, please, Stephen.

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
Hi, how are you? This is John O'Malley. I'm with Sam.

Speaker 51 (01:48:47):
They're going Oh okay, I'm just calling to follow up
on your complaint letter to our church. Regarding the Catholic
school kids and how they make a mess in front
of your house with gum wrappers and candy and Dixie
cups and cigars left by their parents.

Speaker 15 (01:49:01):
Oh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 27 (01:49:03):
I sweep up in front of the house fifty cigarette
butts a week because the parents come to pick up
the kids, obviously they're smoking, and they throw the cigarette butts.

Speaker 15 (01:49:14):
Out in front of the house.

Speaker 41 (01:49:16):
I think that the good book will tell you that
people littered in those times, and that although it's unacceptable today,
that maybe they're going back to the traditions of the past.

Speaker 15 (01:49:25):
Traditions of the past is nothing, It is common courtesy.
I already caught one woman. The kid came out of
the school, jumped in this suv. The woman opened the
door and dumped the ashtray in front of my house.

Speaker 41 (01:49:41):
Maybe they were the ashes of a deceased family member
of theirs, and they wanted to spread them around the area.

Speaker 15 (01:49:45):
This is like totally like a useless conversation with you.

Speaker 51 (01:49:48):
I just want to know why you feel they need
to make fun comments to these families as they're passing.

Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
Through that street.

Speaker 15 (01:49:53):
Well, what is the root comment?

Speaker 3 (01:49:54):
Well, you've been known to call them little bastard kids.

Speaker 15 (01:49:57):
I've the little I turn the and I said, I
don't have to deal with these little brats.

Speaker 3 (01:50:02):
These are children of the Lord, sir. Okay, yes, yeah,
I understand this. Okay.

Speaker 51 (01:50:07):
The Lord is our shepherd and these are our lambs,
and you're yelling at our lambs.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
Excuse me.

Speaker 15 (01:50:12):
I come home and when I witnessed this, I turned
around and I said, could you please not do that?

Speaker 51 (01:50:19):
So then why don't you send a little money our way,
and then we'll make a public announcement to not dump
cigarette butts and candy wrappers on the street.

Speaker 15 (01:50:27):
Guess what I don't owe your school squat.

Speaker 41 (01:50:31):
It would be nice of you in the face of
all this. We've got five hundred dollars donation, and we
can make.

Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
This problem go away. And the Lord will forgive you.

Speaker 15 (01:50:39):
The Lord will forgive me for five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
Five hundred dollars. Send that in. The Lord would appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (01:50:45):
Thank you, God be trust.

Speaker 15 (01:50:46):
Well, guess what what's that? I'll die as sinner. I'll
burn an hell.

Speaker 6 (01:50:52):
You will, Lucifer will get you.

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Yes, I will be Ausie Bob.

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Why don't you just walk up to my front door the.

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Lord is my savior.

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Who's yours?

Speaker 18 (01:51:00):
What is your?

Speaker 43 (01:51:01):
Well?

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Guess what? Somebody else better save your raft.

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Let me tell you something.

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You better give me that five hundred dollars or you're
gonna have a bigger problem than cigarette butts.

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And candy that.

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This is about a five hundred dollars donation.

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We're gonna send some collectors around. I'm gonna send Sister
Angelica after you.

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you're and you're a kid, that's all you are.

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I got Luke and Matt and John and Paul and
all the Corinthians and we're coming to kick your ass.

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And ring my doorbell and see where you land.

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You're a sinner, though you admit you're a sinner.

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Oh I'm a sinner.

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You're a sinner.

Speaker 30 (01:51:39):
I'm a.

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Steven. Repeat after me, if you will bless me father,
for I have sinned. And this is your first phone tap.
This is scary Jones. Melvis ran in the Morning show.
You've been phone tapped.

Speaker 6 (01:51:54):
It's a joke.

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What did you do to me?

Speaker 13 (01:51:56):
I leant home.

Speaker 15 (01:51:59):
You have to no idea and you if I could
point you will you.

Speaker 5 (01:52:05):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 33 (01:52:08):
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Speaker 5 (01:52:12):
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the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:52:29):
Oh, the question is what weird thing did you have
at your wedding or what wedding did you go to?
Then you that totally blew you away because they had
something weird. As you know, Alex and I are planning
our wedding and we're going to have a shot donkey.

Speaker 4 (01:52:47):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:52:48):
He's this cool donkey and he wears this uh. They
take very good care of him. There's no there's no
harm to the donkey, right. He wears this uh like
a saddle and it has shot classes in it, and
you take a shot classes and they pour that. He
doesn't have it, you know, like alcohols spilling off of him,
and so they call him the shot donkey.

Speaker 8 (01:53:05):
He's really a shot glass donkey.

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
Yeah, we're cool.

Speaker 6 (01:53:07):
So who we had at our wedding. So if you
want a shot, you'll go to the shot donkey. You'll
do a shot.

Speaker 10 (01:53:11):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (01:53:12):
And he walks around. He's living a great life, you know,
he's making a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (01:53:15):
Oh he's a rich shot.

Speaker 6 (01:53:16):
He's a rich shot donkey. But I was telling a
friend this, He's like, uh, really that's not, you know,
very classy. Like, well, okay, then don't come to my wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
They said that wasn't classic.

Speaker 6 (01:53:27):
Well, they thought it was a little like, like, is
your wedding or like really informal. I said, yeah, I
don't want a formal wedding. We don't want a formal wedding. Yeah,
So I remember going to Danielle's wedding.

Speaker 8 (01:53:37):
You guys had all sorts of weird crap going on.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
Yeah. We had a big Frank Sinatra head guy. We
had monkeys come out as the husband and wife. Not
real monkeys because I couldn't get a permit for that,
but it was people dresses monkeys. We had my husband's
friends dressed in drag. It was like a whole thing.

Speaker 10 (01:53:51):
You're so much fun.

Speaker 4 (01:53:52):
We had so much fun.

Speaker 6 (01:53:53):
And I got Jessica on the line. She sent us
a text, Hi, Jessica, are doing well.

Speaker 8 (01:53:58):
So was this your wedding or a wedding you attended?

Speaker 17 (01:54:01):
This was my wedding.

Speaker 8 (01:54:03):
I can tell everyone what you had at your wedding,
non traditional wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:54:05):
I love this.

Speaker 24 (01:54:07):
We got married out a zoo and we had the
cocktail hour at the giraffe enclosure so everyone got to
see giraffe. We had dinner in the big catog dibot,
so all around us were big windows with jaguars, baby
jaguars and different cats.

Speaker 10 (01:54:26):
Great. Which zoo was it? What zoo?

Speaker 20 (01:54:28):
It was Elmwood Perk Zoo in Northtown, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3 (01:54:31):
Wow, how fun.

Speaker 6 (01:54:33):
See a wedding should be something other. If you want
a traditional wedding, great, I'm all happy for you. But
if you can like kind of screw it up a
little bit, have it in a fun place with fun stuff.
I mean, I was looking at a video of Jessica
that Gandhi has on her phone. She was feeding a
giraffe at a wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:54:49):
Yes, my best friend Eli. Shout out to Elisa and Seth.

Speaker 12 (01:54:52):
They got married at the zoo and they got married
basically in the giraffe enclosure, and I was the maid
of honor. I was gone the whole wedding playing with
the giraffe time. They also had a little baby otter,
not a baby, but an otter come in and I
was so irate that I couldn't touch it, but I
guess otter skin is not good for us to.

Speaker 4 (01:55:07):
Touch, and vice versa. Good animals everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:55:09):
It was great.

Speaker 6 (01:55:10):
So, Jessica, are you did you have any did you
have any complaints about having a wedding at the zoo
or was everyone into it?

Speaker 2 (01:55:17):
Now?

Speaker 24 (01:55:17):
Everyone said it was such a great time, Like they
told them, wear comfortable shoes, have fun, and you know,
everyone got drunk and.

Speaker 48 (01:55:24):
It was good fun.

Speaker 6 (01:55:25):
Perfect you're getting drunk around wild animals. It's a great idea.
All right, thank you, Jessica, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 35 (01:55:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:55:31):
The craziest thing you've seen in a wedding. Soone just
sent a text. It's not crazy, but it's a great idea.
They had a mashed potato bar and they serve they
serve mashed potatoes in martini glass.

Speaker 4 (01:55:41):
Yeah, that sounds great.

Speaker 6 (01:55:44):
I had a comedian at my wedding during the dinner
instead of the cheesy Italian music, and while everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:55:47):
Eats, he was done in joke that we had a
Queso fountain.

Speaker 6 (01:55:54):
To try to unclog one of those Oh I love
that belly dancers, belly dangers at the wedding.

Speaker 10 (01:56:01):
And that's so, you know, we want to.

Speaker 8 (01:56:02):
Do this wedding, but we want nothing to be traditional.
There's no first dance, there's no cutting of it.

Speaker 3 (01:56:07):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:56:08):
The wedding planner, Mikey Russel do a fit when we
said we don't want to cut the cake.

Speaker 10 (01:56:12):
No, He's like, what what you have to cut the cake?

Speaker 6 (01:56:16):
It's a traditional I'm like, we don't want to cut
a cake.

Speaker 4 (01:56:18):
I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (01:56:19):
Don't want to cut a cake.

Speaker 4 (01:56:20):
It's your wedding.

Speaker 8 (01:56:21):
What other crazy things?

Speaker 12 (01:56:22):
I was at a wedding once where the entire Ohio
State marching band filled in halfway through the wedding and
we like, geez, people like you couldn't breathe.

Speaker 3 (01:56:29):
It was great.

Speaker 6 (01:56:30):
We have a few surprises here. So, Carly, you had
a theme. You had a themed wedding? Hello, so what
theme is your wedding? It sounds like it could be
a great idea. I may steal this from you. Go ahead.

Speaker 28 (01:56:41):
We had a pirate themed wedding. Okay, so we had
so we had a you know, like a big statue
of a parrot that was sort of looking over the
tables and it was giving away all of the wedding
favors for everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:56:56):
And rather than walking down the aisle, did you walk
the plank?

Speaker 36 (01:57:00):
No?

Speaker 43 (01:57:01):
No, we want to do so I mean pirate.

Speaker 6 (01:57:04):
Did you ask everyone to come to the wedding dressed
as pirates?

Speaker 28 (01:57:08):
Well no, because that would just be way too over
the top. But our groomsmen all had swords and instead
of flowers, my bridesmaids were carrying these like really cool
lanterns with candles in them.

Speaker 10 (01:57:24):
Sounds like that's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:57:26):
No peg legs, nothing, no peg legs.

Speaker 28 (01:57:30):
Okay, I had an I had an uncle who uh
said he would wear a peg leg but thankfully, yeah, just.

Speaker 6 (01:57:36):
Going to the extra thank you, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:57:40):
See, I'm getting ideas a pirate themed wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:57:43):
There aren't enough peg legs and eye patches left in
the world, I know.

Speaker 18 (01:57:47):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:57:47):
Hello Laura, Hi, Hi Laura. So uh you went to
a wedding and what do they have that you thought
was a little over the top.

Speaker 48 (01:57:56):
It was my wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:57:58):
Oh cool?

Speaker 29 (01:57:59):
And I trustes this that I had no idea.

Speaker 28 (01:58:02):
We had a very traditional wedding.

Speaker 20 (01:58:04):
My brother was actually a Catholic priest and married.

Speaker 28 (01:58:06):
Us, so super Catholic wedding.

Speaker 32 (01:58:08):
But my husband is just a.

Speaker 21 (01:58:10):
Jokester, and I had no idea.

Speaker 17 (01:58:12):
I was walking around saying hello to people at the.

Speaker 28 (01:58:14):
Dinner hour, and in runs my husband, arm in arm
with a lady dressed as a banana.

Speaker 8 (01:58:20):
Oh, a dancing banana at your way.

Speaker 28 (01:58:25):
Exactly.

Speaker 14 (01:58:25):
We had a dancing banana at our wedding.

Speaker 20 (01:58:27):
But it did get every single person out of their
seats and.

Speaker 5 (01:58:30):
On the dance.

Speaker 6 (01:58:31):
I know, you see, this is why weddings should be
fun and festival.

Speaker 7 (01:58:34):
I agree.

Speaker 6 (01:58:34):
Okay, I'm writing this down dancing banana.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
I'll tell you though, if a dancing banana comes out
from the get go, you know that wedding's going to
be killed.

Speaker 6 (01:58:43):
But yeah, I went to your wedding last night.

Speaker 30 (01:58:45):
You know what they had.

Speaker 3 (01:58:46):
They had a freaking dancing banana.

Speaker 6 (01:58:47):
I love that. Thank you, Laura.

Speaker 8 (01:58:50):
I'm writing these ideas.

Speaker 6 (01:58:51):
I'm stealing them. You're okay, I'm steal the ideas. Hi Vanessa?

Speaker 48 (01:58:56):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (01:58:56):
Oh, So Vanessa works for a wedding planning company. So
you've seen every thing. What are some of your favorite
things you've seen over the I work.

Speaker 32 (01:59:05):
At a wedding venue called Gilbertfield Farmhouse and we offer
goat yoga and a lot of times like so the
people that get married at give us a farmhouse.

Speaker 12 (01:59:17):
You get to.

Speaker 32 (01:59:18):
Experience a whole weekend wedding venue, Like the whole weekend,
get all these favorite people.

Speaker 8 (01:59:23):
So in that wedding, that wedding weekend, you have goat yoga.

Speaker 32 (01:59:27):
Yeah, you can have goat yoga. We have a donkey
who can be a beer burrough and it'll come around
during cocktail hour and give people beer.

Speaker 3 (01:59:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:59:34):
See, like we have our shot donkey tequila shot donkey donkey.

Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (01:59:39):
And we have lamping tents. That's really fun. That's original.

Speaker 10 (01:59:44):
See that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:59:45):
Weddings don't need to be traditional if unless you need
them to be. And I get that some people do.

Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
Some people like to stick to tradition.

Speaker 8 (01:59:51):
We want to do everything opposite of traditional.

Speaker 1 (01:59:53):
And a lot of people don't, like you said, they
don't even want like the garter belt or the throwing.

Speaker 8 (01:59:59):
Of the gonna throw my garter belt. I gotta use
those to keep my home.

Speaker 5 (02:00:02):
Were there any.

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
Songs that you told them not to play it your wedding,
Like I made sure they did not play the Chicken dance.

Speaker 6 (02:00:08):
When you have weddings at your venue, if your people
request certain songs, they don't want.

Speaker 5 (02:00:11):
To hear.

Speaker 32 (02:00:14):
No, I think we're open to any song.

Speaker 48 (02:00:16):
Really, we've got a list.

Speaker 10 (02:00:18):
I got a list.

Speaker 6 (02:00:18):
I don't want to hear celebration, No great good times
come up?

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
A lot of people band ymn here no dollar all right,
we got to run one dollar wine.

Speaker 8 (02:00:30):
Thank you for listening to us. Have a great day, Vanessa.

Speaker 31 (02:00:32):
And I'm gonna come up.

Speaker 6 (02:00:33):
I'm coming up for goat yoga. I want to do
go Okay, we found scary. Okay, this is scary on
the phone with Frog Froggy. This is gonna grocery out.
It's gonna bring back, bring back awful memory. How do
you use when they're on the phone together planning out
the day show listen to scary?

Speaker 3 (02:00:47):
How do you feel about five minutes in seat five
forty five?

Speaker 10 (02:00:51):
That's fine?

Speaker 6 (02:00:52):
How do you feel about making.

Speaker 3 (02:00:55):
Break one five minutes?

Speaker 43 (02:00:57):
I need to do my ten kts there.

Speaker 6 (02:01:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, I need that.

Speaker 3 (02:01:06):
I can make I can make break seven.

Speaker 43 (02:01:11):
No, I can't shorten break seven.

Speaker 29 (02:01:12):
I have five minutes of commercial.

Speaker 6 (02:01:13):
It's break nine, break nine. Let's make four to forty five?
If you could so disgusting?

Speaker 10 (02:01:19):
You know what the best party is?

Speaker 29 (02:01:20):
What? Well?

Speaker 10 (02:01:21):
I mean, I'm not even phased. I don't even say anything.
I just keep on going.

Speaker 6 (02:01:24):
I know it's like, what did you say?

Speaker 10 (02:01:25):
It's like, can I a human being really do that?

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