FULL SHOW: The Day We Bought Cookies and Squished Balls

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi, Oh my god, I love you so much.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You guys are every single morning.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I love all of you.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Wow, this is amazing.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
I'm talking held.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Elms in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
There are some days you go, God stays, I'm going
on and on and on and on. Well, you're not
engaged and you're having fun. It's not a good day.
But you want those days. Remember when you were a
kid and summer days would last forever. Oh yeah, And
when you're older.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
It's the opposite. It's like God, summer days just all
days just fly by. It's because you're living in a
world that's very, very ultra familiar to you.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
You know this world way too well. You've been here
all these years.

Speaker 6 (00:43):
When you're a kid, you're exploring new things all summer
day long, and the day lasts longer. So it's very simple.
We got to find new ways to make our day
different and unique. So it boils down to this, time
passes quickly when you get older and you get busier
because we are living in a world that we're very
familiar with and nothing new is happening.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
This is why it's great to like change the way
you drive home every day from work or school, change
the way you do things, go to different restaurants, things
as simple as that. You know, when you're walking through
a park, say get out of this park, go to
another park. The trees are different. And when you experience
new things in life, the day seems to be not
only longer, but it's a good longer. You're actually you

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feel you feel fulfilled, even though you may not be
able to check off a checklist of things that need
to be done, like you steam my son's graduation gown.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
You know, I feel that.

Speaker 8 (01:38):
Way at the restaurants too, Like when you go to
a restaurant, you would get the same exact thing.

Speaker 9 (01:42):
Everything fine.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
I call that the last day on Earth syndrome because
you feel like, well, it's gonna be the last time
I ever eat this restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Got to eat the same thing I always does.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
So God to your going through this meditation, meditation, this
this medium article as well.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Right, Yes, what did you get from it?

Speaker 7 (02:00):
I got a lot from this.

Speaker 10 (02:01):
So I think that one of the biggest things we
need to keep in mind is exactly what you just said.
You have to train your brain to untrain itself when
you get used to doing the same thing walking the
same route whatever, doing the same schedule every single day.
It just makes your day go by a lot faster,
and it's not fulfilling. But when you start new things,
you not only slow the time down, but once you've
learned a new thing, you do feel fulfilled and you

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feel accomplished. And it was a longer day that had meaning.
So why not change your days to have more meaning?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
You know, there's this law. I never heard of it
until now.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
It's called Parkinson's law, and it's like this work expands
to fill the time available for its completion. Meaning you say, Okay,
I've got to get this thing done in and I
have three hours to get it done, so it's gonna
take your time. Let's say washing the dishes, okay, loading
the dishwasher, and laundry. Let's say it's dishwashing laundry day. Okay, Okay,

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I've got three hours.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You just take your time and get it done.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Before you know it, your three hours are done, and
all you've a compled is putting stuff in a dishwasher
and putting stuff in a washing machine and folding stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Give yourself an hour.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
I mean a laundry usually takes longer they're saying, give
yourself an hour to do these projects, and you'll get
it done in an hour. It'll always start to get
done because you're rushing to get it done. Then you
have the rest of the day to go do something different. Yeah,
by the way, your whole day is filled up with
laundry and dishes.

Speaker 8 (03:21):
And then it's not on your mind too. Like if
you know that laundry is filled sitting there and you
didn't put it away, you're like, oh, all day.

Speaker 9 (03:27):
You're thinking about it, and it takes up all your time.

Speaker 10 (03:30):
I think to one of the things I took from
this article. It talks about finding pleasure in everything, which
might sound a little bit cheesy or to some people
maybe impossible. But even if you're sitting in traffic and
you hate traffic and it's the most miserable thing in
the world, yes, you know that, but there are some
good things you could get when you're sitting in traffic.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
You might listen to your favorite morning show.

Speaker 10 (03:49):
Or listen to music that you like, listen to a
book on tape, whatever it is. You can find joy
in things that aren't so joyful, and I think that
changes your day too.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
On this list, little thing that you can do to
change your day. Take little mindfulness breaks. I know it
sounds very crunchy, but it's like you just take a
just take a moment away from whatever you're doing, and
just like just walk outside for a minute, just like
and take a deep breath of air and just come
back in. When you drink your coffee. See, I drink
coffee because it's a drug. I drink coffee because I'm

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addicted to the caffeine and I need for it to
wake me up. The thing is, you can actually sit
there by yourself in quiet and just enjoy your coffee.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
A lot of my friends do that. I'm like, what
are you doing?

Speaker 11 (04:29):
Drink it?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Let's go get your caffeine in in your veins. You
know what I'm saying. Do you guys ever savor your coffee?

Speaker 7 (04:36):
I do.

Speaker 10 (04:37):
I actually don't like the caffeine and coffee. It makes
me really jittery. So when I get coffee, I will
make it last four hours.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
I'll go heat it up again. I just like the flavor.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I slurp mine, You're a slurper. You know what something
tells me slurping is enjoying it. I think that's it.
I think they're combined.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
That's why I get iced coffee. I feel like it
lasts me all day and I can nurse it all day.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
You go, yeah, you're right, because the ice slowly mounts
and there's a cat in your camera, Daniel. Other things
on the list of things to make your day a
little more meaningful. Say no, Yeah, say it more often. Yeah,
just learn to say no. The other day I said
yes to something and I immediately regretted it.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'm like, oh.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
God, And at that point, it's like, you can't take
it back.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Turn off the noise, believe it or not. Music's great,
but if you're just listening to noise like a TV
in the background or something, it takes up space in
your mind and in your soul, and you need that back.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Do one thing at a time, break your routine. Drive slower.
You ever do that?

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Do you ever control your speed in behind the wheel
and it actually calms you down a little bit.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's true.

Speaker 10 (05:45):
Yeah, I don't drive because I don't have a car here,
but I do walk slower. So if I'm going somewhere,
I deliberately take extra time because I want to see
what's around me and see if something new has opened up,
or if there's a pretty view that I haven't seen before.
So I don't just try to get there and be
out of breast when I get there.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
I try to enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
And also, you know, when you're driving fast, you're maneuvering
faster and you have to think faster.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
It uses more brain power. It's like playing a video game.
It is. You know what's scary? What about making a
TikTok video?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
And hear me out for a second, dear God, because no, no, no,
not the stupid dances, whatever the case.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'm talking about, like doing something creative with it.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
I've seen some creative stuff go by on there, putting
your mind to something on TikTok and working on like
a little mini project or something.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Sure, I think that could be something there. No, if
that's what you want to do it it's something different.
Do it scary? Be the TikTok king?

Speaker 7 (06:37):
See just things?

Speaker 8 (06:38):
What about going to the grocery store and like discovering
new things that they stocked up. Like I like to
go down every aisle every now and then and just
it's like me time and I'm like, oh my gosh,
I never saw this before, never saw this product before
I spend more money, but it's clear in my mind.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
A little bit bring stuff home. You may use right
or not, but anyway, so make your day more meaningful.
It's basically yet, stop and look around, be aware of
what's around you. It'll totally change your day. You want
your day to seem longer, but in a good way.
And Gandhi, thank you for bringing this article.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
Of course, I also think one of the things we
all need to keep in mind. I am so guilty
of this spend less time on social media. I know
Scary wants to make us TikTok video.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
I fully support you, but.

Speaker 10 (07:20):
When you're on social media, ninety percent of what you're
doing is paying attention to somebody else's life and not
paying attention to your own and what you're doing. And
then an hour and a half later, you're on somebody's cousin,
sister's brother's page.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
For what What was the purpose of that?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
He was hot?

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Line twenty four. Samantha got some great advice during basic training.
Hey Samantha, Hey, how are you guys?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
We're doing well?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Wait, hold on, let's back up a little bit. Basic training.
What were you training for?

Speaker 12 (07:49):
So I was in the military. I was in the
army for the last four years.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Excellent, nice and.

Speaker 12 (07:57):
Our drill sergeant's always told us training is like eight
to nine weeks long, and so every day can feel
very monotonous and very like just very the same thing.
And so they would tell us hunt the good stuff,
meaning like you went to the chow hal, you got
French toes for breakfast, that's something good. You got a
letter from your family, you got to receive a phone

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call from your family, just something to look forward to
every day.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
So and this sticks with you to this day and
you practice as much as you can.

Speaker 12 (08:28):
Yeah, it does, it does. It's something I've always looked
forward to. It's like, oh, okay, cool, I got ten
cents off my gas, you know what I mean, Like
I got a phone call from my mom that I
wasn't expecting. Just something to look forward to.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
It's so much easier to hone in on the negative stuff.

Speaker 12 (08:44):
It really is, really it, and it can make you
feel so bogged down.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, let it go.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Hey, Look, thank you for serving our country, Samantha, and
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Thanks for the advice.

Speaker 12 (08:54):
Okay, thank you guys, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
And finally, Kathleen Online twenty three. Hello Kathleen, look at
that hanging. See what she did.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
She went on with her life doesn't matter about us,
and she's living a very fulfilling life.

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Good for the memo.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
You know what they had? They had thirty seconds to
come to me. They just sat there. They paused, goodbye, Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 13 (09:19):
At least they went for a walk the other day
and I tried to call her cell phone and I
saw it ringing on the counter, And so when she
got back, like, hey, you left your phone, she said,
I did that on purpose. She said, I wanted to
just go for a walk, enjoy myself, take a look
around and enjoy the fresh air and the scenery, and
not be on my phone, not listening.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
To music, not do exactly right now. It was super relaxing,
and you're thinking, how teld you not be in contact
with me? Constantly? I said, what was the guy's house?
What was his name? You were at? Where were you?
Why are you cheating on me? I won't try to
be available at all times? Do you understand me? What's up?

Speaker 14 (09:54):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (09:54):
This is Eldon Jump. Miss Kritney Spears in the Morning
Show held us there on in the morning shower.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Look. In the old days, someone at work would come
in with the sheet of paper saying, Hey, my kid's
selling cookies. You want to buy some, It's gonna send
them all to Iwan. Okay, great, But now I got
this text the other day from a friend saying, hey,
I want you to buy some cookies from a kid's school.
I'm like, here we go, and you.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Have a friend scary that sent you the same exact
link for the same thing. Yeah, tell everyone about this
is infuriating.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, just yesterday in the group chat of twenty guys,
my friend drops the link and says, hey, do a
good thing for my son's cookie sale, could you please?
So we all clicked on, and I'm like, oh right,
I'll buy some cookies. Then it leads me to a
link and a checkout of a bakery of gourmet cookies
where it's six cookies which I got charged forty six

(10:57):
dollars from the bank from Bank Cookies who banged me
out for forty six dollars.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Those Bank cookies are fabulous, they really are. They're beautiful.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
But I'm saying now this the kid didn't even know,
has no clue who I am.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Or that I even made this purchase.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
All he sees is he's on the tally board that
he went up by forty six dollars because his father
dropped it in the group and we all had felt
compelled to do this.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
So we're all buying cookies.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Now, We've got hundreds of dollars worth of cookies out
there that are coming. But I'm saying, where are the
days of the five dollar box? Where are the days
of like unpacking cookies and handing them matway and doing
real work.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
So you hear the angst in scaries voice, don't get
Danielle started on popcorn.

Speaker 9 (11:38):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 8 (11:39):
So I love I mean, I really love the ones
that the boy Scouts give out, you know, but there's
a different gourmet popcorn thing going around the other day.
My girlfriend, who I love, she says, hey, can you
buy some? No problem there. It was for cheerleading or something.
I click on it. Three bags And when I tell you,
these bags are tiny bags, they're.

Speaker 9 (12:00):
Not big bags. It was sixty something dollars. And I'm like,
what off? And I'm like, okay. She is so lucky
that I love her.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
And her little ones. Because I was like, okay, well,
you know, and I was the thing. It was cheaper
to buy the three bags than just the one bag.

Speaker 9 (12:15):
I'm like, forget, it's so you.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Still need to look.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
You know, you're helping some organizations that probably probably deserve it,
of course, but this is highway robbery.

Speaker 10 (12:22):
Yes, Gandhi, I got got for a ninety dollars ten
of popcorn ninety.

Speaker 7 (12:27):
I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 10 (12:28):
So they actually rang the doorbell at my sister's house
and I thought, oh, you're actually making some effort. I'm
gonna buy something from you. Bought the stupid tin of
popcorn ninety dollars. And then my sister texted me the
next day that I made her house a mark because
I bought that. And the kids keep coming back, keep
coming back.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
She was like, that's what happens. That's what happens when
you feed the neighborhood cat. They keep coming back.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
It is a scam though.

Speaker 10 (12:51):
The link is the worst, Like they're not even working
at all for this.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
They're just coming over, like give me the money.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
The kids don't know. The kids don't know. Here's the thing.
This started years ago on our show. It actually became
kind of a funny thing. Girl Scout cookies it got
to the point where no, stop texting, stop asking Uncle
Elvis to buy your girl scout cookies.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I don't. I'm glad you're listening. The only exception I
make is if I buy them, if they send them
to the troops.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
And by the way, if one person texts me right
now to buy them, I will do it. But if
you fifty of it the first one through, good, you're in.
I'm gonna buy some cookies for the troops. I don't
even know if they're selling them until they sell them.
You around now, I think so anyway.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
But to get four cookies for one hundred and seventy
five dollars, that's insane, insane, ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
Listened hundreds of dollars in Scotti Bees kids.

Speaker 9 (13:37):
I've done today.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I'm done eighty seven dollars on his daughter.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
Cookie dough that wound up going bad and I had
it thrown in the garbage.

Speaker 15 (13:44):
Yeah, man, but they're so worth it that Elvis, I
didn't ask you this time. I buy passed you. I
asked them, thank you.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yes, I feel bad. No, is here the thing if
your kids are playing on a softball team and they
eat jerseys and they puts our they put our logo
on them. I'll buy them because we get logo.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
Yeah for dodgeball team. You've done that right, all right?

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Before we take a break.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Uh, Nate's wearing a little sign that says, ask me
about my crushed ball?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Did you see what happened? Did you see my face
during the last break? I did. Your eyes rolled back
in your head and then it came down and they
were crossed.

Speaker 16 (14:20):
So I crossed my legs and my pant I'm wearing
slightly tighter pants.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Slightly I crossed my legs.

Speaker 13 (14:26):
Somebody need me in the ball like most knuckle crabi
going on on.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yes, like somebody just kicked me right this sack.

Speaker 16 (14:37):
I haven't had pain like that since probably sixth or
seventh grade, when somebody.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Actually did that. Nate have a question, Why are you
still wearing pants that tight? They make make my butt
look good? What do you want from me? Look?

Speaker 8 (14:50):
She always wears pants one size smaller than they should be.

Speaker 13 (14:53):
Yeah, there's other pants like like, there's other like that,
Like Jack Archer makes pants that are tight. They'll make
your butt look good, but they've got room and they're
kind of stretchy in the crotching.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
You need that.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
I think someone my assumption someone has a straight Nate
voodoo doll out there.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, that could be happening, you know.

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Speaker 3 (15:42):
Producer Sam is your producer? Sam? I sort of announced,
oh boy, what you're contemplating doing? Are you're definitely doing it?

Speaker 7 (15:48):
I'm definitely doing it.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Danielle lost her teeth? Oh no, yeah, daniel got a
little upset.

Speaker 18 (15:55):
Good upset, Danielle or or worried for me?

Speaker 7 (15:58):
Upset?

Speaker 9 (15:58):
You know, you never know what you going to get
you why not?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
But look it's that next step. So, Samantha, you've been
dating Will for a while now, and how long?

Speaker 18 (16:07):
Yeah, it's been about three years.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Three years, a.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Good chunk of change. And it's not been a light dating.
You guys have been really in heavy dating mode.

Speaker 18 (16:14):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
So, So whose idea was it to cohabitate? To move
in together.

Speaker 18 (16:21):
I think it started as a conversation that it would
make sense, and we both approached it like that to
save face. So it's not like one person came to
the other and said, you know what I would like
to do. I was just like, you're starting school. You know,
my apartment's closer than that. He's like, yeah, I was
thinking Missara would be smarter.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Okay, So there are many reasons why you'd love to
live with each other. Yes, first and foremost the foundation
you really like each other a lot. Oh yeah, and
but you know, all the way to the top. It's like,
you know, finances, and there's a million different reasons why
it's a good idea to.

Speaker 18 (16:50):
Move in with good on paper.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
And I got to tell you.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
It's so much easier if you just don't think about
it and just do it and dive in.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
But or you can be like Danielle ell is going
to make you do it overthink it all.

Speaker 8 (17:02):
Well, well, don't ask your family for permission, because when
I did this, I got no. Like Sheldon called my
mom and said, hey, we're thinking of doing this for
financial reasons. You know, we really love each other. It
just works that better. And my mom came.

Speaker 9 (17:14):
Out and said no, oh, we did it anyway, but
she said.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
No, right without her blessing.

Speaker 9 (17:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
So I mean, look, it is good to consider what
you're doing and what it means and what it could mean,
and you know ways it's going to change your life
in good and bad ways. But at the same time,
why not, just like, without knowing the temperature of the water,
why don't you just dive on in.

Speaker 18 (17:36):
Because I'm a very particular swimmer, so I'm afraid I'm
going to hate the pool and never want to get
into another pool again.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Right, And Gandhi's like shaking her head over here.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
I'm trying to be quiet.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
I'm very happy for no one wants No one wants
you not happy. No one wants you to be quiet.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
No, I want see them to be happy.

Speaker 10 (17:52):
And I don't want to be that person that did
what I did, which was scream, don't do it. Oh no,
that's my initial don't do it. You know what I recommend.
I think when you move in, just make sure you
keep track of whose stuff belongs to him.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Okay, all right, it's easy to do.

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Yeah, but you know, people you acquire stuff as time
goes on. Then you break up, then there's a lease involved.
I think that there should be a clause and leases
for breakups, but there aren't, right, And there's pets maybe.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Pets, Yeah, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 10 (18:18):
It's just you know, over the years, things happen and change,
and just keep track of it.

Speaker 18 (18:22):
That's I'll put my name on everything I own with
a sticker.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yes, it's like you know that you put your name
on the meat loaf in the refrigerator, your name. I don't.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
Because you guys were having that problem with the chair
where your ex boyfriend bought a chair from you and
your current boyfriend had to deliver it.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Oh yeah, how'd that go? By the way, you never
heard of the end of that.

Speaker 18 (18:38):
It went really well, Williams said me. A video of
the two of them pretending to go out for a
beer afterwards.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I found all right, I tell you what. Let's get
into the ins and outs of moving in with each other. Wait,
no one said they're getting married. Nope, you both talking
about it right, right, He's not forcing his way into
your apartment or no.

Speaker 14 (18:55):
No.

Speaker 18 (18:55):
It made sense for both of us to do it,
and it was something we wanted to do. Having said that,
it doesn't. It's not scary, right.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
So I get an email from Samantha. I said, why
don't you just put it in an email? Let me know
what your thoughts are. Good morning, five seventeen. This morning,
it's official. William and I are moving in together next month,
which I'm so so happy over because all of my
days are better with him, which exactly why I made
a list of reasons I'm petrified. So I didn't know

(19:23):
that you guys are definitely on You're moving in.

Speaker 18 (19:25):
Oh, this is happening. This might have been a conversation
I should have had with you guys earlier.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
No, no, no, you're an adult.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
You can make your own decisions with the council voting.
And she says, I'm a neat freak and will not
accept his mess.

Speaker 18 (19:40):
No, I won't adjust.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
I'll never have the bed to myself again.

Speaker 18 (19:44):
That makes me sad.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
He will actually be able to see how I spend
my money. I'll feel judged whether he speaks up about
my ninth seamless order of the week or not.

Speaker 7 (19:53):
That's my food.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
I'll need to share the remote. Ooh, I don't share snacks,
but I'll be forced to always leaves the bathroom soaked
after a shower, like there's a water slide in there.
An we're gonna run out of things to talk about.

Speaker 18 (20:09):
Now it has to happen to someone.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
He doesn't like deodorant, so I'll be in that hot
man's stank constantly.

Speaker 9 (20:15):
He doesn't like deodorant.

Speaker 18 (20:16):
No, there's a scientific reason, so he's not wrong.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
And now if we fight, we can cool off at
our own place, in my six hundred square foot apartment,
and we'll need to each stand in a corner with
nowhere to hide.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Oh all right, so let me let me take a
few calls and uh, and then let's let's let's see
what we can add to the show and to the conversation. Hi, Amanda, Hey, guys,
how are you.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
We're doing well, and our little buddy Sam, producer Sam
about to move in with Will, and what are your thoughts.

Speaker 19 (20:45):
Well, I think that you guys all need to be
nice to Sam.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Well, we all nice to Sam.

Speaker 19 (20:50):
Yeah, this is a very exciting time for her. I mean,
only you and your boyfriend will know whenever it's right,
and if it's right, it's right. And since it's time
time and you know what, it allows you to really
get to know somebody before you decide if you want
to take that next step. So this was my fiance
and I I'm sorry my now husband. We just got

(21:10):
married last month, but we've been together for nine years
and after dating for four, we moved in together because
it just made sense at that point, and we lived
together for another four and then we got engaged. So
it really allows you to kind of work out those
tanks and you know what, you find solutions to things
like he's an or you're a neat freak and he's not.

(21:31):
Like I was the messy one in the relationship and
my husband is a total neat freak, but he actually
made me be a cleaner person and we bought a
king sized bed.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
So that was.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Amanda. You're definitely get on in there and see how
it works. And keep in mind if it doesn't work,
it's not like a tattoo. It's not permanent. These tattoos
can be erased.

Speaker 18 (21:53):
It's just saying they're a little painful.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
And then we have a counterpoint on is this Mara
from Philly? All Right, you're saying, hey, be careful, Sam,
and why is that?

Speaker 11 (22:07):
Yeah, so I dated someone and I might as well
have been living there. It was like an unspoken thing.
I had a key, and when we broke up, you
wouldn't like get my stuff in a box and give
it to me.

Speaker 20 (22:21):
I had to.

Speaker 11 (22:21):
Just use my memory of his whole apartment, and like
for a month I would do a pop in my
head and be like can.

Speaker 21 (22:28):
I have this back?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
And wait a minute. But it sounds like you guys
weren't really officially living together. You just kind of stay
there everyone where.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (22:37):
Yeah, but different kind of happened too fast?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Okay, so happening too So your warning is don't let
it happen too fast, do you, Samantha, do you think
it's happening too fast?

Speaker 22 (22:46):
Now?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I'm at my piece right now, I'm good, But Mari,
you're okay now right.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yes, I'm good.

Speaker 11 (22:51):
And my husband now, we actually bought a house together
before we got married, and things are really great. We're
complete opposite, but we just find a common ground and
help each other.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
There you go, thank you, mom.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
All right, she's just saying, make sure it's I don't
know if her story applies to you that month.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
Yeah, not a good plan.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Okay. By the way, Everon's yelling at Gandhi Gandhi, be nice.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
I am being nice.

Speaker 10 (23:15):
I think it's nice when somebody asks you for your
advice to be honest with them about your feelings on it.
I think Sam's probably making a good decision and knows
what she's doing. I just think moving in with someone
is such a game changer in so many ways.

Speaker 18 (23:27):
Oh yeah, Gondi's rights not being me?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Can't changing the game be a good thing?

Speaker 7 (23:32):
Sure hasn't been for me, but.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
From personal experience, let me let me get a bridget.
We only have a second, but I wanted to talk
to you, So what's on your mind?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Bridget?

Speaker 23 (23:44):
Well, I moved in. First of all, I'm so excited
to be on the.

Speaker 24 (23:47):
Phone with you.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Got thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Oh my gosh. Absolutely.

Speaker 23 (23:53):
I moved in with my boyfriend about nine months ago,
and we had been together for only a year and
three months when we did so. It was kind of
soon to some people, but it made sense for us,
and it's been like amazing, Like everything in my life
is just better because I have somebody who loves me
and supports me by my side every day. I feel

(24:13):
like I wake up with my best friend and like
we live together and love together constantly and like, yeah,
stuff is hard once in a while, but when that
comes up, like we just try to communicate really respectively,
and like he makes me a better person, and I
make him a better person by just like being respectful
about the few issues that we do have. And we
just try to like really listen to one another and
remember that we're a team. And if you think of

(24:35):
it as like, okay, we're both here, we both want
this to work. Let's work together on how to make
it work instead of working against each other, then you'll
be golden. You guys then together for so long. I mean,
I'm sure you guys know how to like communicate with
each other and like what makes you guys like really tick,
So you'll be able to figure it out.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
There you go, thank you, Bridget, thank you. All right,
So it depends on what you want. I mean it
really is.

Speaker 18 (25:00):
To figure it out with him.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
You'll just just do it and if it and don't
get mad at me for saying this. If it doesn't
work out, it doesn't work out, and you.

Speaker 18 (25:07):
Move on, you know, objectively true, nothing's set in stone.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
So around the room, Gandhi is saying don't do it,
saying I'm saying, do it. Danielle is saying do it?
Do it?

Speaker 9 (25:20):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
All right, so what are you saying?

Speaker 18 (25:23):
I'm in it the other way, guys. I'm actually really excited.
But if I show up pissed in a month and
a half, you know what happened. I love you, guys,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
It is a big step, you know. And what Gandhi
is saying, it's definitely food for thought because it is
a big step.

Speaker 18 (25:40):
Well, she lives close to me, so girl, if there's
a problem, I'll be on your cow.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
You can come over anytime you want.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Just don't wear shoes in her apartment.

Speaker 9 (25:48):
We're not normal.

Speaker 17 (25:50):
Now, mister Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
I was in an uber yesterday and we you know, look,
you know it can be competitive driving since the streets
in New York City. It's like playing a video game.
I was cut off. My car was cut off by
a Jesus Saves stickered car, and I thought that was
kind of odd.

Speaker 10 (26:19):
Yes, I always think the same thing when someone's driving
all irrationally or like flips you the bird and then
you see the Jesus sticker or the fish.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
I'm like Hey, what's up. It's like sometimes some of
the people who say the most cutting, awful, negative things
on social media, you look at their account, it's like,
I'm following the footsteps of Jesus. No you're not. Jesus
would never say that on my social media.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
But they figure you have to forgive them because they're
followers of Jesus.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Not gonna, I hold you to a higher whatever power.
You know.

Speaker 15 (26:49):
Sometimes I have to be very careful because I'll be
driving the Elvis Duran truck and I'll be driving like
a jerk, and I'll be like, oh my god, I
totally forgot that this thing has logos all over.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
We have an Elvis Durant truck.

Speaker 15 (26:58):
Yeah, well the radio station has Elvis Durand logos all
over the It doesn't have my picture on it, does no, no, no, no.
I think we have a station somewhere on the East
coast that has my picture on it. It's the worst picture.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Get that off the road. I know what. Anyone looking
at my face driving by. It's like when you go
buy like a bus stop bench, it is a picture
of a real estate guy on it. I'm not going
to buy a house from you because you have your
picture on the bench.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
I think that.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
No, I'm glad your husband doesn't do that.

Speaker 9 (27:22):
Well, he's done.

Speaker 8 (27:23):
He Every once in a while his face will show
up on a bench or something, but not usually.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
What's scary?

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Anytime you put your your face on something for the public,
you're you're asking for trouble because it lends itself to graffiti.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yea vandalism. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna
get a salvage or Dolly mustache.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
That's nicer than what I would do if given the options.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Right, Yeah, you draw a wiener and aim it towards
the Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
If your mouth is even slightly open, game over see.

Speaker 8 (27:48):
I just tell my husband, Hey, I saw your face
on a bench, and I went and sat on your face.

Speaker 9 (27:58):
Scary? What's a moment?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Pipe down?

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Scary?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Scary? I don't know about you. Sometimes Yeah, well no,
it's just like you hear someone say something on this
and you're like, what is that? You would you do
that if the microphones were on? No Ah, it's so funny.
When the mics are on, personalities change. Yeah, I don't

(28:25):
mind does when the mics are off. I'm a very
nice guy. I'm quiet right.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Oh, so silent.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
I'm very passive. I am, yeah the most im a sweetheart.
After ten, am, oh after ten at a certain time. Yes,
you're a different person. Am a timer?

Speaker 9 (28:39):
You don't think you're nice during this show?

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Really?

Speaker 16 (28:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Because you know what it's We've got clocks ticking down,
We've got we've got eighteen people trying to all talk
at the same time. This is a rough gig, Like
Alex is always making fun of me. Oh you do
You just played the same song over and over and
they play you all that money. Oh yeah, that's okay,
but that's what I do.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
I think all our significant others feel that way about us,
because I've definitely gotten that from Brandon, like, oh are
you tired?

Speaker 7 (29:05):
I was talking really hard today. I'm like, I'll kill you.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
I just got it a second ago. What what'd you get?

Speaker 13 (29:11):
So when we went to break last time, she said
to me, oh, how long do you have? I said,
I got about eight more minutes. Oh, I got a
couple of things that needs you to get done. I'm working, Like,
leave me alone. Yeah, don't talk to me right now,
I'll stop.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Take it.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
A question kind of random, why are you cheating with wordle,
What is the point, Froggy, No, I don't cheat? Oh
well no, not you, Froggy, but and anyone and everyone?

Speaker 9 (29:35):
Why was it stupid? Defeats the purpose?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Why would you even do it if you're gonna cheat? Right? Okay,
who do we have? Who's cheating on wordle?

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Never?

Speaker 9 (29:42):
No, you could just be like me and not give
a crap and not even do it.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Now, do you have the three words or the words
you like to use to try to cover the entire
spectrum of a work totally?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Like Alex has good ones? Like the word audio is
really good.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
So is beach or lamps. Those are really good words
to pick too.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Okay, yeah, words that don't have letters that repeat, Yeah,
I use use the same vowels. Yeah, snarl is a
good one. Yeah, get the R.

Speaker 14 (30:10):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
But people who want to choose cheat with wordle. I
just don't know. I don't get it. I don't know.
No offense. I'll be sure you're a great person.

Speaker 10 (30:19):
There are whatever game you can find online, there is
also an app that will help you cheat at that game.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
It's terrible words with friends.

Speaker 10 (30:25):
I stopped playing with certain people because there was one
coworker who I was like you don't even know that word.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Stop it.

Speaker 10 (30:30):
And she would come back with these amazing responses, and
I wanted to poke her in the eye.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
There is another reason why you should be looking at
the world through rose colored glasses. They are telling us
that optimism is the secret to healthy aging.

Speaker 25 (30:43):
Absolutely later, Oh sorry, I got I got a bounce.

Speaker 26 (30:51):
Happening.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Researchers Boston University Madison studied over two hundred and fifty
senior adults over fourteen years to see how being optimistic
and affect your health.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Without doubt, with clear evidence, researchers conclude staying optimistic about
life can help people cope with stress better and as
a result, avoids some health risks as they age.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Totally true.

Speaker 9 (31:14):
I could see that.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (31:15):
I mean you know they always say when you worry
about something, you're just putting yourself through it over and
over and over again. Cross that bridge when you come
to it.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Twenty one year old woman went on to Reddit to
talk about her disastrous birthday. She got a lot of
support from people on social media. I'm want to see
what you.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Feel about this.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
It was her birthday, she woke up, no one acknowledged
her special day at all.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
She went downstairs to the kitchen.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Her mom was reading the newspaper, ignored her, even had
some demands about cooking and cleaning.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
So the day already started off a little off. It
was her birthday.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Her dad and brother ignored her as well. She said,
Normally her dad always wished her happy birthday. Hey, happy birthday, kitten,
didn't do it this day. She felt miserable and ignored
on her birthday. And of course, rather.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Than saying hello, it's my birthday, she just let it ride,
feeling crappy.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
The day she got home, she had a little small
birthday cake for herself.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
She opened the door and there they were all of
her friends and family to wish her a surprise.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
Oh good, that's awesome.

Speaker 9 (32:09):
She should have known something was well.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
It turns out ignoring her uh was, of course an
intentional part of the plan. Yeah, she was not happy
at all. She left.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
She walked out winter McDonald's, got a happy meal, and
she was like, no, that was not a birthday surprise.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
That was a prank.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Oh wow?

Speaker 6 (32:27):
What people online blowing her up with messages agreeing with
her what she was. She was right to leave the bash.
She was right to get out out of there these
people pranked her and pulled a horrible joke. I would
be relieved.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
I would think that's so sweet.

Speaker 10 (32:40):
And they all put effort in all day because it
was probably difficult for them too to not acknowledge her,
knowing she's sad about it, and then they surprised her
with something wonderful and she walks out.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
I think that's Braddy.

Speaker 9 (32:50):
Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
I agree with Dandy.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
It's going to be harder than that.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
What's that scary?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
I feel like if you don't make it a big
deal of your own birthday, no one else will do
it for you.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Because you're your fan, You're your own champion.

Speaker 13 (33:01):
You know that.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
People that celebrate on social media it's my birthday month,
you have to do that. And then people jump on.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Well, I don't think you should have to do that.
I think women to celebrate you. They should just do it, right,
should But people are into themselves, they're not into you, know, Okay,
Well then hey guess what. I guess this is how
we weed out the friends.

Speaker 8 (33:21):
I still think the person that pushed you into this
world should get a present too.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
That's what I say all the time. Celebrate my mom.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I didn't do anything seriously, said the woman that had
two babies hergime.

Speaker 9 (33:32):
Let me tell you the second one was harder than
the first.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
So come on, hey, did you hear about this playboy
model charging up to two thousand dollars to test your
guy's loyalty online?

Speaker 7 (33:40):
That is a great idea. I tried to tell us
while we should do that and come up with that company,
but she beat us too.

Speaker 22 (33:45):
It.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
That's her Playboy model Instagram star Carolina Lekker is her
name l e kk e R. She's charging women up
to two thousand dollars to approach their boyfriends on social
media and test how faithful they are.

Speaker 10 (33:57):
First of all, okay, you could do that yourself, the
fake profile and not stay two thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
But okay, cool Carolina.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
Don't we know someone who did that? Who made a
fake profile for someone we do?

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah? Remember curiosity pe I have lots of people, Yes,
who I don't know. I can't read it if you
can't say it all because I can't say the name.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
But people know who is.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Oh that's right, Yeah that's not nice.

Speaker 9 (34:24):
But somebody did that to that person.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah it wasn't me anyway.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
This model lives in Barcelona, claims to have earned about
ten thousand dollars so far from the loyalty testing service,
money she intends to spend on further enhancing.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Her looks in some way. This is awesome, Heidi. We
have so many things for juggling, so many topics. Hi, Heidi. Hi,
So which of all of the above are.

Speaker 27 (34:47):
You calling about the word or words to start with?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Oh? Yeah, it's good to try to cover all your
bases and to get as many letters out as possible.
What word do you love? What's your suggestion?

Speaker 14 (34:59):
Wo?

Speaker 27 (35:00):
Well, I could never solve wordle and it was making
me irritated. So I googled the best word to start with,
and wordle experts said crane is the best word to
start with. And since I've used it, I've started winning.
So crane tacos is a good one.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Too, Crane and tacos.

Speaker 10 (35:18):
That's not as bad though, if you're just trying to
guess a word to start with as much as the
people who go and figure out what the actual word.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Was, and then I I guess it and he tries liar.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Very good, Heidi? Are you addicted? Are you wordle? Every day?
Every day? There you go all right, look, thanks for listening,
Thanks for not ruining today's word. We appreciate it.

Speaker 27 (35:38):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Have a good day, you two. We have people here
in the office that love to ruin today's word. Is
You're like, who do we ruin it for?

Speaker 9 (35:46):
Was it scary?

Speaker 7 (35:46):
I run it for scary. Yes, it was intentional. I
regret nothing.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Uh what else? I have a whole list.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
You should have the values on Monopoly the game boards
same today is in nineteen thirty five.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I should know. I was there.

Speaker 28 (36:04):
Yeah, it's whack a doodle time.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
It is whack a doodle time.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
My nupples are so hard.

Speaker 17 (36:12):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Okay, So Scotty B and his beautiful daughters had a
great vacation that was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
They went on Norwegian epic the Caribbean. I mean where
all did you go?

Speaker 15 (36:30):
Like bon Air in bon Air, Aruba, Curasaw, Saint Kitts,
and Saint Lucia.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
I mean he went to every Caribbean island that has
a drink named after it.

Speaker 15 (36:40):
Now I'm back on Long Island also a drink.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Look at you, you're an islander anyway.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
So our friend Julie who we love, who works with
us and Norwegian says, Scotty, you deserve a massage. So
we're going to give you a gift and go get
a massage.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yes. So Scotty's like, did you have a No?

Speaker 15 (37:00):
I said, okay, it's not something I normally do, but
I'll accept, you know. So I went down to the
beautiful mendaua spa, the spa that they have on all
the ships, and you know, I booked a female just
you know, I'm more comfortable.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
That way, you know.

Speaker 15 (37:15):
And I laid down on the table and I said
underwear or no underwear? And she said, whatever you're comfortable with.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Really.

Speaker 14 (37:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
See, you know I wasn't sure. You should never ever
have anything on under that robe.

Speaker 8 (37:27):
See the place I go to has a note that says,
please keep on your underwear.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
I always leave on the underwear.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
You do.

Speaker 7 (37:33):
What are they doing with that area rubbing it? They're
going all up and sat down.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Okay, we'll get back to that.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
So you booked your your massage, yes, and you had
a woman come in the room to give.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Your massage go ahead. Yes.

Speaker 15 (37:48):
I had a little consultation, you know, stressed this that
and the other I'm like, yes, okay. So she said, okay,
get under the towel and I'll be back in a moment,
you know. So I disrobed, I got under the towel
and I laid face down and she started with the
oils and the hot rocks and everything.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
It was wonderful.

Speaker 15 (38:04):
And then I was just dreading the moment where he's like, okay, turnover,
and then it came. You know, I'm sorry what that
moment came?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
All right, shut up, froggy.

Speaker 15 (38:17):
She told me to turn over, and here in my
mind because you know, they do the buttocks and it
feels really nice.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Okay, you know, So, so.

Speaker 15 (38:25):
I turned over, and in my mind, I'm like, okay,
this can't happen now, you know. So there is a
person that I think of that makes that not happen
at all.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
So if you need a translation, Yes, there's a person
he thinks of that will prevent him from getting wood.

Speaker 15 (38:44):
Yes, yes, But the problem is thinking of that person
almost the entire time kind of takes the joy out
of the massage.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Well yeah, if they take the wood out of the
if they if this person takes the lead out of
the pencil, yeah, it's probably gonna take the joy out
of the massage.

Speaker 15 (38:58):
I mean, look, I'm not one hundred percent short that
would have happened, but I have to just make sure
so you know, I took a little bit of the
enjoyment out of it by thinking of this person the
entire time.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
So, women, I guess you have Danielle Gandhi you really
don't have that problem.

Speaker 15 (39:16):
Well, I'm sure it happens though, right, but it's it's embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
I think, minute when back up? So do you how
do you put this?

Speaker 6 (39:23):
Is there ever a time where you want to prolong
your session with whoever you're with, and so you think
of someone grotesque?

Speaker 9 (39:35):
I feel like that would put a stop to the session.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Yeah, and you.

Speaker 10 (39:40):
Know, biologically, anatomically, whatever you want to say. Men and
women are different. So it doesn't end the party if
that happens for women, Yeah, for us, it does.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
Yeah, you can keep partying.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
So when so Scotty was telling me this story earlier,
and so I immediately thought, well, hmmm, who do I
think of when.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I need to like, yeah, charge on?

Speaker 6 (40:00):
True, you know, and I and I thought, I, yeah,
I have someone I have thought about.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
Do we know this person.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
No, who is Scotty's person? No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
I will never say never say he told me who
this person was. We're not even saying he or she.
We're just saying this person because we don't want anyone
I want.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
To know who I have guesses.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Don't guess that's scary somebody you know who does this
for a living professionally.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Do you think that they see this all the time?

Speaker 7 (40:29):
Yes, yes, for sure.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
If you get massages, you hear farts, you see would yeah?
They always just learn.

Speaker 9 (40:37):
To ignore it, so I don't care.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
That's embarrassing though, but yeah, but it's hard to enjoy,
you know, the massage if you're worried about farting. Yeah, Nate.
They try and convert Scottie here real quick. I'm sorry,
I'm assuming I already tried that. By the way, Never, Scotty,

(41:01):
I never ever tried to seduce your husband. I did not.

Speaker 9 (41:05):
You wanted him before you passed him over.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Well, nosed him out on a date. That wasn't seducing him.
But anyway, go ahead, I'm assuming you know what you
know what? Screw you, Scotty.

Speaker 16 (41:15):
I'm assuming you only choose women because you don't want
a man touching you and you're getting aroused, right.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
I don't know if that's it.

Speaker 15 (41:22):
I wouldn't mind a man touching okay, but I would
confer a woman.

Speaker 16 (41:25):
I would say. I will say this. I went when
I was on Prima, when we went to Iceland, Peter.
He gave me the most miraculous massage.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
The Peter will never go back.

Speaker 16 (41:38):
I loved Peter like to the point where I wanted
to go get his phone numbers.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Hey, if you're in New York, can I get a
massage for well? I know, but haven't you had women
who were just as great, never as good as Peter.
I don't think it's a male female thing. He it
isn't me.

Speaker 16 (41:52):
In ways I didn't know I could experience because he's
good at what he does.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I bet you a million dollars there are women out
there that can make you feel just as great as
your big old Peter.

Speaker 20 (42:01):
Ye.

Speaker 16 (42:02):
But what I'm saying guy like, if I got wood
in front of him, I would have felt comfortable because
I was that comfortable in his hands.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
I'm so uncomfortable right now him straight mate, safe space.
You got to remind him and I was Okay. We
created a safe space, and I was okay with him,
and there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Wrong with it.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
You know, there's a note on the wall in the
place I go to that says, please don't ask for
like happy ending?

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Same things like that?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Get kidding me?

Speaker 9 (42:33):
Yes, they must get requested.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Are you going to some crazy place and some strip malls?
Would you go to a better place?

Speaker 9 (42:40):
Our local places? She's awesome, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
But they put a sign of the wall says, don't
get wood.

Speaker 10 (42:45):
Yeah, you don't know, doesn't he don't get what it says,
don't ask for happy endings, don't don't solicit for anything.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
You know, the super signal for the happy ending.

Speaker 15 (42:53):
If you want it, you leave cash on the table.

Speaker 16 (42:56):
I accidentally did that one time and the woman, Oh,
I didn't do it on purpose?

Speaker 9 (43:01):
Did you let her do it?

Speaker 16 (43:02):
Or I turned over and she did this? She goes
and I'm like, no.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Hey, Look, I've had a million massages in my life
and I've never been to a spa that had a
sign up that gave you directions about non sexual activity.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
Does it's bright orange?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
There's one by my house too, into the place that's
just don't go there.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
No, I love it.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I spend a few more minutes and go to a
place that's reputable.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
Ninety minutes for eighty dollars.

Speaker 10 (43:25):
I'll take the orange do one care.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
And she gets up on the table sometimes she does
things with her feet and her and her.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
Elbows and now, oh yeah, it's great.

Speaker 10 (43:35):
Also, my place is on rub maps, so clearly they've
got a lot of people coming in there.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
And I'm sorry it's on what rub maps? Is that
a website?

Speaker 7 (43:44):
It's exactly what you think it is.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Wow, it it's where you go for a happy ending.

Speaker 10 (43:48):
It's no, it's a list of places that you can
go for a happy ending. Obviously, somehow somebody there has
accidentally done something weird.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Here's what bother.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Here's what's bothered me about this conversation to me, And
I'm just hoping it's for a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Getting a massage is not a sexual thing. Yeah, you
make it a sexual thing because it's all in your head.
What was that morning?

Speaker 8 (44:17):
I do have a place near me that did get
shut down for that. The police were all there and everything,
and all the wives in the neighborhood were like, that's
why my husband's always up?

Speaker 21 (44:26):
Why?

Speaker 10 (44:27):
And I played the voicemail for Scotty Ones because I
was like, listen to this voicemail basically just said we
got shut down because for some reason.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Well I love a massage.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
And if you're listening to us right now and you
you give a massage as a as your career, thank
you for what you do. And I'm sorry that the
people in this room are making it sexual.

Speaker 7 (44:51):
Not an orange thing.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
If you have an orange.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Sign that says don't diddle with your messeuse, yeah, then
you know, find a new place.

Speaker 13 (45:00):
Isn't there a better way of saying it? It should say
like no extras or something like that. It doesn't need
to say like we're not giving you a happy ending.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Yeah, there's no tug with the rub like, there's other
ways to say. Lord, what's scary?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
This text came in and said I went for a
massage once and the masseuse let it rip while.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
They are massaging me. Oh turn about his fear. Hell, well,
that seems I gotta say that's unaccepted. What Nate, We're
three blocks from a rub map location. Just let you
know this. You know what, you don't need half a
block your two doors down from your JO station.

Speaker 9 (45:37):
Open twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Is that like a little Do you guys hang out
with me?

Speaker 6 (45:42):
I'll pay for your massage, only take you to a
reputable place. Reputable place.

Speaker 25 (45:48):
Stop it, rub maps, stop it right now. Brought up,
did you guys not take your iHeart Federal Communications Commission
test yesterday?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Obviously not, I said to that.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
So we work for those incredible companies, but for legal reasons,
whatever they give us, these courses we have to take
every year involving all sorts of legal things.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
So I took that forty seven minute painful thing. It
was like getting a root canal. But I think what
we're talking about now is on there.

Speaker 9 (46:22):
No, we're not crossing the line because we're in the studio.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, I've been very careful not to cross the line. No,
being in the studio does not save you. Damn Is
radio still the thing?

Speaker 10 (46:36):
You gotta come get a massage with Danielle and I.
Sometimes you're gonna never never.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
I would never go to that place. I would never
take my shoes off in that place. Sticky floors, that's
my new drag name. Sticky floors.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Don't answer that. Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Garrett what do you have?

Speaker 20 (47:04):
Well, Emily is playing a phone tap on her mom, Martha. Now,
Emily wants to become an actress very bad, and she's
been sending out headshots and going out on auditions, and
sometimes to get the first big break, you have to
do some things that are not normal. So I'm gonna
call out and tell Emily's mom, Martha, that she got
her first job.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
So the mom is being phone tapped by Emily. Yes, Cory,
right here we go. Let's freak out mom with her
first acting job. Yes, all right, let's listen to today's
phone tap. Hello, Hi, is Emily home?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
She's at school? Can I help you?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
She left our studio about like twenty minutes ago. My
name is Carl Winslow.

Speaker 29 (47:40):
I'm a casting director and putting together a commercial and
Emily is on the top of our list for being
our lead actress in our commercial.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
She went today this morning to see you.

Speaker 29 (47:51):
Yeah, I just saw her not even a half hour ago.
She was wonderful. We love her lips.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
They were love her lips. Well, yeah, that's what we're
looking for in this.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
It's it's what is she doing?

Speaker 29 (48:02):
Well, it's a new product that's coming out onto the market.
They're called guy pops. Where Yeah, guy pops brand new
ice pops that are coming out.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
And uh see what is she doing in this commercial?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Oh, let's set the scene. She's on a bed.

Speaker 29 (48:18):
Very yeah, she's on a neat bed and she's just
enjoying an ice pop on a on a hot summer night.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
She's on a bed sucking on an ice pop.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Well, yes, and her friend is over too.

Speaker 29 (48:29):
They're kind of having like a slumber party type thing,
and you know, her friend is like, oh, you know,
let me let.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Me help you and her girlfriends will help.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
What are you talking about that comcial?

Speaker 29 (48:39):
That's that's an it's a TV commercial for Forgot. She's
she's just wearing her pj's, you know a lot of
the pjs you would wear on a hot summer night.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Company is this guypop? What is this anyway? What kind
of company?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
It's an ice pop company?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Like this sounds like something I don't want my daughter in.

Speaker 29 (48:57):
We also have another campaign maybe she might be interested in.
It's fish sticks, and she would be a sexy pirate
eating a fish stick from another sexy pirate's mouth.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
My girl is going to college right now. We don't
do this at home. We don't suck fish sticks or
popped on national television.

Speaker 30 (49:12):
No, thank you.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
This is not the big break my daughter niece.

Speaker 28 (49:15):
Oh my god, he's so pissed.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Oh my booby.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Hold on, she's calling myself.

Speaker 29 (49:20):
Do me a favorite. Don't pick up. We're gonna call
her right back. And act like you don't know what's
going on. Don't pick up, Act like you don't know
what's going on.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
All right, hold on, hello.

Speaker 22 (49:29):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Where are you?

Speaker 21 (49:31):
Then?

Speaker 22 (49:31):
At school?

Speaker 5 (49:32):
I just got here.

Speaker 28 (49:32):
I have to get to this class.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
But I just saw you called.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
You're just rushing now, you're doing it like an hour
and a half ago.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I know.

Speaker 28 (49:40):
But I had this amazing audition today.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Oh, an amazing audition. Huh tell me all about this.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Oh.

Speaker 28 (49:46):
I just found out about it this morning, and so
they called, and I had to rush over there.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Why didn't you tell me you were going on an
audition this morning?

Speaker 28 (49:54):
Because I just found out about I didn't even have
time to call you. I have time to do anything.
They said that they would call me and let me know.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Oh they called, all right, they already called.

Speaker 18 (50:03):
What did they say?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Well, you got it?

Speaker 12 (50:06):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I'm really serious? You got it. Oh my god, Oh
my god, you're not doing that. That's disgusting. Sucking on
a pop a guy pop on TV?

Speaker 11 (50:17):
Mom, Why are you kidding?

Speaker 22 (50:19):
Sucking on a guy pop with your friend and your
pj's on a hot summer night. Is that it's an
icicle commercial? Yeah, it's an.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Icicle soft porn commercial. You're not doing that. We're not
sending you to call through that kind of What are
they kidding? How dare they do that?

Speaker 5 (50:34):
This is like my big break.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
I don't care about your big bread. No, you don't
get a better big break. Pardon me.

Speaker 28 (50:40):
You're gonna ruin my dream.

Speaker 11 (50:42):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Never read it's not your dream.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
This is porn.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Oh, this is not your dream. You're not gonna be
taking advantage of like that.

Speaker 22 (50:48):
No, you're a beautiful young woman and you're not gonna
be doing that kind of junk on television for me
to watch, for everybody else to watch.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
No way, this is not porn.

Speaker 28 (50:56):
Everybody gets certain commercials.

Speaker 22 (50:58):
And that perm that called me say that you have
these big, luscious lips and this girl's gonna pull a
popsicle out of your mouth.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
No way.

Speaker 28 (51:05):
Everybody says that I have nice lilips. Brian loves my lips.
Every boyfriend says that I have amazing like plump lips,
Like I don't even tell me about this.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I don't want to. You're gonna go to church, man,
You're gonna have some holy water down your throat.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Martha, Emily, who's this? My name is Gareth and Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show. And you just got a phone.

Speaker 12 (51:23):
Oh god, I'm not gonna pops.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Oh my god, that's so great, so embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Gonna be Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
This phone tables tree recorded permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 17 (51:37):
See Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
All right, so you watch a movie.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
It's got intrigue, murder and love and but also it's
got music. It's got big, huge orchestra sounds and sometimes
I hit song that you'll hear us play on the radio.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Music helps make a movie, right, we all agree, absolutely, yes.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
So that's what got Gandhi all up and in this
idea to do movie theme music.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yes, right, in a call.

Speaker 7 (52:14):
And it's not going to be anything that has words.

Speaker 10 (52:17):
It's just the music you heard in the back of
a movie while you were watching it in the background,
and I think you're gonna.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Get these all right, So you have to really know
your movies. Yes, it's now time to play what's the
name of the thing? Movie music theme?

Speaker 7 (52:30):
Danielle, come up with a name?

Speaker 9 (52:32):
Movie movie is this from?

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yes? I get it. Let's play What movie is this from?

Speaker 9 (52:45):
I dump deep for that one. Guys, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
What movie is this from? Yeah, I'm gonna write down
all right. So you really need to know your movies
and your music. Okay, did you know how it is
when we have a contest come on and they don't
know any of the answers. It's yeah, it's sad and yes.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
It infuriates our listeners and then we get all them.
What are you doing? Pick a better contestant name?

Speaker 3 (53:08):
All right? So call Nate, Nate. You gotta get a
good contestant, police do I am like the captain of
You don't always know. There's been like one clunker out
of like wet.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
We meet great people, but sometimes a great person isn't enough.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
They need to know their movie music, Nate. Yeah, they're
calling you now. I know You've got to count into
the delay. Elvis there's eighteen seconds seconds call it call
in eighteen seconds ago? What movie is this from?

Speaker 24 (53:39):
Woo?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
It's very descriptive. You know exactly what you're gonna get exactly.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
So you're gonna hear some music from movies, not any
there's no lyrics in here, right, it's just the movie
music that's in the background.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
Yes, just the theme music.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
All right.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
We have Donnie, a fabulous contestant calling from Tiwanda, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Is that you Donnie?

Speaker 14 (54:03):
Hello, lady?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Well hello, yea? All right, well, here we go. These
are all beautiful.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Pieces of music featured in huge, huge box office winners. Okay,
and uh, we're going to give you ten dollars for
every single correct answer.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
All right, big money, big money. Here we go. Song
number one, go.

Speaker 14 (54:26):
Ooh, this is Donnie Dead Busney Partluth Caribbean.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
That's ten dollars, big money. All right, here's song number two. Donnie,
listen to this.

Speaker 14 (54:43):
This gave me a love for dinosaurs and Ross Yeller.
This is Jurassic Park.

Speaker 7 (54:47):
Yeah, he's flying through one.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
I know you're flying through with flying colors.

Speaker 14 (54:53):
All right, light.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
You may not have a life, but you got twenty dollars.
Here we go. Here is movie song number three.

Speaker 14 (55:07):
Oh this is uh Norman Bates. Oh my god, why
can't I think of it? Knife in the shower? We
this this well a serial killer? But I can't.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Oh god, do you want to pass and come back
to it?

Speaker 14 (55:25):
Yeah, let's pass and come back.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Okay, we'll come back to it. I'll let you do that, okay.
So uh, movie song number four, Oh this is jos Josh. Yes,
that's just what we call Daniel. All right. Here's movie
song number five.

Speaker 14 (55:52):
I don't want to say anything because I love the song.
But this is Titanic.

Speaker 25 (55:55):
It is.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Movie Donny yeah, two three, yeah, you got you got
forty dollars so far? All right, let me know if
you have ever want to go back to number three. Okay,
but here's song number six from a movie that you
probably saw several times.

Speaker 14 (56:11):
Oh, Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Yeah, wow, that's all I want to hear, the whole thing.
All right. Here is movie song number seven.

Speaker 14 (56:25):
I don't remember which one it is, but it's Home Alone.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yeah. I tell you this guy, you're doing great, Donnie.
You are killing it. Except for that song number three.

Speaker 14 (56:35):
He's running the table, all right, here's a second too,
that's what kills me.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Here's a Oh it could kill you. There's a there's
a club thing all right? Song number eight? What movie
is this from?

Speaker 14 (56:48):
Oh boy, I've actually never seen it, but I'm gonna
shoot a guest and say, Godfather, you got it?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Oh yeah, you should see those I know that's what
I hear.

Speaker 14 (57:02):
They're fantastic movie. Song number nine, This would be double
O seven James Bonds. There you go?

Speaker 13 (57:14):
God Yeah?

Speaker 11 (57:15):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Europe to eighty dollars so far? Do you want to
go back and try to get number three?

Speaker 14 (57:23):
Sure, I'm gonna get it wrong, but I'll I'll take
your show.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Play it again, Play it again? What movie is this from?

Speaker 14 (57:30):
Okay, Bates Motel isn't right, but I know that's the
show that's based on the same thing.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Do you have an X who's one of these? Do
you have a Google in front of you? Can you
runs with?

Speaker 20 (57:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (57:47):
Let me add my friend g Google?

Speaker 21 (57:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:51):
You know you can phone a friend called Gugle.

Speaker 22 (57:54):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Let's keep moving. Here's song number ten. What movie is
this from? Better than Lion King? Is big money? Big Money?

Speaker 30 (58:08):
Won?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine, You've got
ninety dollars. Here's song number eleven from movie number eleven.

Speaker 14 (58:16):
Oh, this is my wife's favorite. You got me into
us and Harry Potters made.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Harry Potter big ma, big money. All right. Here in
is movie and song number twelve.

Speaker 14 (58:34):
Oh man, this one's gonna kill me. I don't think
I know what it is.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Yeah, it's called uh Incredibles, that's.

Speaker 14 (58:46):
My fa No, it's my favorite pigdarm movie.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
I wouldn't mind seeing that again today. All right, Okay,
so it's okay, no big deal. You're getting a lot
of these all right. Here is song and movie number thirteen.

Speaker 14 (58:56):
Okay, how was you thinking? Africandianna Jones?

Speaker 20 (59:01):
Right?

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Wow? These are fun? All right? Song you mean too?
Of course you're making all this money I make Donnie
Song and movie number fourteen.

Speaker 14 (59:18):
Okay, okay, m m m m m k oh man,
I know it's something like basy Maybe can you play
it one more time?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
All right? Oh boy?

Speaker 14 (59:36):
I also I almost want to say, like the X Files,
by no, that's not right.

Speaker 9 (59:40):
Is showing me you do not watch horror movies.

Speaker 14 (59:44):
Always. I'm still gonna come up wrong on.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Halloween is Halloween?

Speaker 14 (59:48):
Halloween doesn't count all right, we have two.

Speaker 6 (59:53):
More, Donnie, Donnie, wait, two more and not including the third,
which is the one you passed on.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Okay, I would really like it if he got the
the third one.

Speaker 14 (01:00:01):
Why no, but no, but I don't own a brand,
and I got it, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Okay. What was movie and song number three?

Speaker 14 (01:00:09):
A movie in song number three? Psycho?

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, here's movie and song number fifteen. Here we go. Yeah,
a little more tough.

Speaker 14 (01:00:27):
A little tough sounds like an adventure. It sounds like
an adventure. Oh man, I'm just not picturing it my brain.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Did you say adventure?

Speaker 14 (01:00:39):
Adventure? Adventures of something?

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Scott scary? Don't give me you can stop get away?
My money on the table. No, this isn't your this
is my money. Don't you give them clues? Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:00:54):
Adventures?

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Hm hmm. It's from a movie called The Avengers.

Speaker 14 (01:01:01):
Oh my God, I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Thank And finally, this is uh song and movie number sixteen.
Get this right, and you got a lot of money.

Speaker 14 (01:01:11):
I'll think this would be the impossible mission Mission impossible.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
That's boom.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
You just won one hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 22 (01:01:29):
A little bay on.

Speaker 14 (01:01:30):
The way, So that's gonna go towards baby stuff there.

Speaker 16 (01:01:32):
That's awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:01:33):
You'll get one pack of diapers with that, yeah, one
and a half.

Speaker 14 (01:01:37):
Maybe, well, thank you so much. Let me play guys.
You guys are oftome looking for you every day.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Donnie, you were amazing, you know what? And straight inight
you found a great, great, a great contestant. Donnie. Thank you.
I take full credit.

Speaker 14 (01:01:48):
I'm doing right now. You can't see if I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Should congratulate this daddy? What is this from starring our
friend Donnie? All right, hold on much second, Donnie, hundred
and thirty dollars is all the way. That was great.

Speaker 9 (01:01:58):
That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Thank you so much. That was cool.

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
You're so welcome.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Oh my gosh, every time I hear the Jurassic Park music,
I get teary eyed.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
Say, it just does things to me every time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 17 (01:02:31):
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is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
No one is single shaming anyone. That's not what we're
about it. If you want to be single, we want
you to be single days. That's your prerogative. And they're going,
it's fine, it's great.

Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
It's Bobby Brown.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
It was it was Bobby and then Brittany.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, Brittany's anyway single. Single. The
other night, Scary out at the bar, he was talking
to a friend of his and she was saying she
was single. She's single because of the following reasons. They
all seem valid to be uh Amy, Yes, good morning,
we're doing well. Why are you single? Not that it's
a bad thing, but why are you single?

Speaker 22 (01:03:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
I love being single. I think because I've been a
single mother.

Speaker 31 (01:03:21):
I mean, my children are older now, but you know
I always had to work two or three jobs and
hustle for my kids and I just have never found
a man that can hustle like me. And if you
can't do that, then I don't need another child.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I will just be happily single.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
That is very well I don't need another child. It's true,
you know what, please don't you know.

Speaker 31 (01:03:42):
Uh to group them all together? But let's be real
here there, you know men the hustle that women do. Sorry, guys,
I love you all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
I will accept that on the behalf of all men
and amy, thank you and best of luck and thanks
for being a cool mom. That's that's number one priority
with priority with you all right, good day.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
A lot of people are texting and we got a
lot of response here right. A lot of people were
saying things like, I just don't want to deal with
people's bs.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Mhm.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
That's really that's what the relationship is, isn't it for ye?
I mean you know, you know you take the bs
with the.

Speaker 9 (01:04:15):
Good stores of course, that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
I'm a Bronx girl. I'm single. The men I tried
to to seem to be submissive, lazy and want to
be taken care of. Will the men I attract? Brother?

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
I will not accept the bare minimum. Longest relationship has
been ten months. I'm forty and single and thriving all
over you. I'm single because there's uh not of quality
in people out there. There are no standards anymore, No
standards anymore. Oh God, they go on and on, they
really do. Let me let me get a few on
the phone. I got ma get a Cayden on here.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Good morning, Caden, Good morning. So you're single because why.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
The same reasons as most others.

Speaker 32 (01:04:53):
Being a trans guy, it's hard to date as well, right,
So trying to find someone that matches with me and accepts.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Me for who I am can be very hard at times.
I was with someone for a year. She's like she's
my axe. She's like perfect in a way, pretty much
almost everything I.

Speaker 32 (01:05:10):
Could look for in a person, like Cook's cleans, has
dinner ready for me when I get out of work.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
But she's just she's not the outgoing person like when
you go out in public.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
Okay, so it can be hot, I know, you know what.
Let's let's be very very honest. You you have many
things that could be a challenge for people. If you're trends,
if you're just you know, tired of people who aren't
living up to that expectation you have in them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
You know you're not alone, Kate, and there are so
many people out there who just can't find the perfect one.
Where it gets the point where sometimes do you just
want to go outscrew it, I don't need to be
with anyone, or do you always think in the back
of your mind you want to be with someone.

Speaker 32 (01:05:49):
I do want to be with someone, like I do
want to settle down and get married, have kids, right,
I do want all that, but it's getting harder.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I'm almost thirty two, and who knows when that will happen.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
You know what, shame on you. I'm fifty eight. Cade's
like I'm getting so old. I'm thirty two. Make it,
Kate listening? Well, look, you know and they also say
you know when you least expect it, right, So just
keep keep your antennas up, keep just being open. You
don't have to be too anxious to find the new person,
but you'll feel find someone. Kaden. I hope you have

(01:06:21):
a good day to day and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Okay, take care, Matthew, good morning, Good morning. Tell him
why you're single.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I'm single because I find gay men to be shallow
and I'm a hope.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Okay, Well, so let's unpack this for a moment. Shouting
so you call yourself up. You're saying it because you're
a hoe. That means you would rather be with many
different people. That's why you're not with just one.

Speaker 33 (01:06:50):
Well, I like being single. I like having my open
I like doing whatever I want to do. I'm like
the last person who said they're thirty two, who thinks.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
They're really old.

Speaker 14 (01:07:00):
But I'm thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
I'm only thirty four.

Speaker 14 (01:07:02):
But none of my relationships usually last past three to
four months.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
And it's not me.

Speaker 14 (01:07:07):
But I just opened up to the you know, do
my home phase. Just do what I want to do.
And I mean, if something comes around, I'm not going
to push away.

Speaker 9 (01:07:16):
But how can you say it's not you if you
said you're a hoe, I'm not the one cheating. Okay,
So when you're in a relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
So you're saying I'm not you're a hoe dating other hoes?

Speaker 14 (01:07:31):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Wow, I remember those days. Those were a long time ago.

Speaker 14 (01:07:37):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
God, I can't go back to that, all right, Matthew. Well,
look but you're fine being single, You're okay with it.

Speaker 14 (01:07:43):
Yeah, I'm totally fine with it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Okay, good, just be happy, that's all. Just be happy, Matthew,
and I love that you're listening to us. Go have
a great day. Hope Okay by Megan. Hello, it's good
to speak with you. Why are you single?

Speaker 32 (01:08:01):
I've been single for almost a decade and I'm so
set in my ways that it would.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Take a lot for someone to change that.

Speaker 30 (01:08:10):
And it's just a big hackle anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
It is a hassle, you know what. I know. Back
in my dating days, I would, you know, go out
and meet people and have fun whatever. But you I
meet that special someone who I thought maybe this could
be something that could turn into something, and I would
feel just as giddy as I would nervous.

Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
So it's like, here we go, I'm about to give
my heart to someone and They're gonna shatter to smitherings
like all the other ones, and you gotta wonder is
it worth it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
And the answer I think for me was yes, what
about you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Not anymore?

Speaker 14 (01:08:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Okay?

Speaker 22 (01:08:49):
And at the point of my life, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
I'm a single parent and I don't have.

Speaker 30 (01:08:53):
Time for that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:08:55):
I understand that that part.

Speaker 8 (01:08:56):
But when I'll tell you, I was at that point
too before I met my husband, I was just like
I don't care. I was like, I'm not going to
date anyone, and I wasn't looking to do anyone, and
then he came into my life. It's kind of like
it comes when you least expected to be exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
I love that. Sometimes love will sweep you off your
feet and you'll have no control.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
All right, Megan, you stay single and you stay great
because you sound like a wonderful woman.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 24 (01:09:21):
Thank you a good day.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
You too interesting. I'm glad you brought that up, Gandhi.
Class action lawsuit checks. I know in some states you
have to actually apply for them or put your name
on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
I know for me, they just show up. Like, so
you bought a you used the Discover card back in
nineteen oh forty three and bought a bought a lawnmower
with it. Well that lawnmower was so you're gonna get
forty five cents here, I'm like, okay, forty five cents.
But Gandhi got one for like three hundred and some dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:09:54):
Yes I did.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
And now did you have to put your name on
the on the class action lawsuit?

Speaker 10 (01:09:59):
You got an email because they knew that you were
a client and that this thing had happened to you.
So then you had to say, like, yes, I want
to be part of this class action lawsuit, which I
totally did because I wanted to sue them personally anyway.
It was a company called Alfred Angelo, which does like
bridesmaid's dresses and all things bridle, so wedding dresses as well,
and I went to pick up my maid of honor
dress the week before my best friend's wedding and the

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doors were shuddered.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Oh God, God, you hear these stories every once in
a while. That's a nightmare.

Speaker 10 (01:10:27):
I mean when I tell you, people were having meltdowns
in the parking lot when I pulled up because women
had their their entire wedding dress there that had been
altered and you couldn't get in nothing. They were just like, oh, sorry,
there's nothing we can do. The store has shut down.
So it of course became like a huge thing that
I had to go rush find another dress, get it altered.
It was so much more expensive because it was a hurry.
So I feel like that three hundred and twenty dollars

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was the least they could do.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Yeah, but I did get it, so, I mean Nate
was saying he got who sent you money? For classession law?

Speaker 34 (01:10:56):
When I lived in California, they had like you were saying,
they had some law that you are automatically enrolled in
any class action lawsuit. Me too, And so I remember
one it was if you made a phone call to
some business or something, and you could prove you made
the phone call, you've got one hundred dollars every time
you talk to these people.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
So I was going through phone wreckerds.

Speaker 34 (01:11:15):
I'm like, I gotta find every time I called this
particular number, and I think I found like three documented calls.
So I got three hundred bucks. But you guys got
you got that windfall. I got like forty five cents.
Did you buy these disposable razors?

Speaker 9 (01:11:33):
Here's seven cents, thank you, plus more to write you
the check.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
I know what do you actually got? Wow? That's as
you know, who's making the money, those attorneys who are
putting the gas. Yeah, yeah, Line twenty four is mark.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
So you know, we hear of class action lawsuits all
the time against companies that we're not very familiar with.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
But you won a class action amount from Red Bull?
Is that true? That is correct? What happened?

Speaker 35 (01:11:59):
I got something something to male. I guess some guy
had started it because the old slogan, well they still
do it, but differently was red Bull gives you wings.
And when he didn't grow wings, they got him something
brot for false advertising or something with this or that.
So it ended up only being like five. This was
like ten or something years ago, many years ago. But
I remember getting some free coupons or red bulls and

(01:12:20):
then maybe like five or a small amount, nothing like
the hundreds of.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Dollars, right, like five dollars and some coupons. But I
love how I love how red Bull gives you wings.
I didn't get I didn't get wings. I'm gonna sue them.

Speaker 14 (01:12:31):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 21 (01:12:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Is that where they have to right, they have to
write on the on the can you will actually not
grow wings. Yeah?

Speaker 35 (01:12:40):
No, I think that's why in the commercials now they
add all the extra eyes in between.

Speaker 9 (01:12:44):
But you go to red bull dot com, it still
says gives you wings.

Speaker 21 (01:12:49):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 31 (01:12:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 35 (01:12:51):
That was something years ago and it was this, and
that's what they ended up doing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Well, giving you wings and you growing wings maybe two
different things.

Speaker 13 (01:12:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
I remember.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
Alex when he was a little kid, he wanted some
Superman underwear and because in the commercial Superman was he
This kid would put them on and start flying around,
right like Superman.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
He went to the store and he got so he
took him and put him on, couldn't fly. And I'm like, dude,
you should have sued them.

Speaker 9 (01:13:15):
Yea, probably would have won something.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
You would have won a bunch of money from under
Rus or whoever the hell it was. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
All right, thank you, Mark, congratulations on your your red bull,
your red bullman.

Speaker 14 (01:13:24):
Thank you. But maybe we can get Naden for the
the the things tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
For you know, you had to hung up on a listener,
what are you doing? I was gonna. I was gonna
get his information so I could file a class action lawsuit.
All right, we'll move on. That wasn't very nice, scary
Irene on line twenty. Oh oh, this is great, okay.

Speaker 21 (01:13:51):
So hi.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
So back in the day, there was a group called
Milly Vanilli. All right, you may not have heard of them, girl,
you know it's true. Anyway, Yeah, it came out that
they didn't sing any of their songs. They had other
people singing and they would just lip sync at all
their concerts, right right, And so it was a big
scandal back to the day, so irene, how does this
affect you?

Speaker 21 (01:14:12):
Well, I gave my two dollars winnings or my two
dollars rebate check to charity.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Wait well wait back no, no, no, no, no, no,
back up.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
How did you get there was a class action lawsuit
against Milli Vanilli?

Speaker 21 (01:14:24):
Yeah, you know what, I like the the twelve cassette
tapes from Columbia House for a penny. Huh, Well that
was one of my selections. Uh and uh Columbia House. Actually,
I guess did the whole suit against Millie Vanilli and
anyone who had purchased the cassette tapes or I think

(01:14:47):
that was it way back when? Got you know about
two dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Wow, Millie Vanilli? I wonder, I mean if I wonder
if there were other lawsuits. I wonder. And by the way,
Columbia let's talk about Columbia House. By the way, this
is an old I don't even know if they're around anymore.
I probably not, don't think.

Speaker 22 (01:15:05):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
There's no reason back in the day you could get
like twelve albums or cassettes for like twelve cents. Yeah,
but then you had to pay full price for like
ten minutes.

Speaker 13 (01:15:23):
They would send you like the little thing and you
had to tape a penny that was like a little
circle of the thing. You taped a penny and send
it back and they say you're digit twelve.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Wow, this is the deal. But then you're on the
hook for ten more. By the way, Irene, you just
put us in the way back machine. That is, yeah,
that's way back there in the movie. Well, look, thank you,
and I hope you I hope you enjoyed winning those
dollars for the Milli Vanilli scandal.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
That was fun.

Speaker 21 (01:15:49):
I'm not even sure what charity they gave my two
dollars to.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Well, thank you for listening to us. Irene. Have a
great day. Yeah, there you go. Do I just tell
me I have a great Dane? Is that what I said?

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
A great day? All right? Just making sure.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
In the morning show, I'm gonna have let's do a
segment called let me speak to the manager and if
you want to complain about something you hear on the show,
come to me and let let's let's talk it out.

Speaker 13 (01:16:24):
Can we call every can every listener be either Karen
or Carl or whether you want Kark.

Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
Sometimes you got to speak to the manager. I will
be the manager and we'll see what happens. But I
love people they go online. They're like, I'm so offendive.
I'm going to talk to your superior. Okay, okay, I
don't think we have one, but go find one.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Okay, all right. You know there is a big complaint
by the way, a lot of people listen to us
on demand, you know Elvistream Morning Show on demand. We
don't play music there and the reason why people don't
like this, but it's true, it's because of licensing. We
would have to pay a buttload of money if every
played a song on the Elvis drand Show on demand channel.
So there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
Oh I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Oh wait, I have someone named Karen who wants to
speak to the manager line too. Let's go talk to Karen. Hey, Karen,
how are you good morning? Letting me speak to the manager.
This is Elvis drand the manager speaking.

Speaker 24 (01:17:22):
Yes, Manager, Elvis Duran. I just say that I love
your show and your whole team. And when you first
came on in Vermont, I wasn't sure if I was
going to like it or not because I'd never had
a syndicated show to listen to in the morning, and
I didn't know how that was going to work without
local people telling me what was going on locally. But

(01:17:45):
all of you are so hilarious. You have such a
great dynamic and your non judgmental, and I just love
everything I would say. Prior to today, my only complaint
would be that I could never get through when I
call there you go.

Speaker 21 (01:18:03):
I said a little prayer, and here we are.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
See the power of prayers. It's very real. But wait, Karen,
hold on. Then, by the way, very sweet what you
just said. It warmed our hearts. But there's got to
be a complaint. We need a complaint here, Come on something,
Come on. And by the way, we're syndicated. I didn't know.
I don't even know where we are. We're in Vermont,

(01:18:29):
We're on in Vermont. Did you know we're on in Toronto?

Speaker 24 (01:18:34):
I did because I listened to you. Yes I did.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Did you know? I know we're on in Miami. We're
on in Des Moines. We're give me the list of stations. Wrong, go.

Speaker 24 (01:18:49):
But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
Yeah, Richmond, We're on everywhere. Well look, I'm glad you're
listening to us, and thanks for listening. I wish you
had a complaint. We're going to find a complaint. We'll
get one on for you soon, Karen. I promise it's
great hearing from you. Even though we don't have a complaint,
still have no complain. I know what a bummer, uh,
mister manager, The question is I Heart is a million
dollar corporation. Why are you always scrounging to put money

(01:19:14):
in the free money phone te Yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 8 (01:19:18):
If you guys have no idea that Elvis actually Venmo
Scottie Bee whatever we give away.

Speaker 22 (01:19:23):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
Here's another another complaint to the manager. I have a complaint.
You don't have enough fart and vomit talk. I'm a
nurse and I need more.

Speaker 9 (01:19:31):
Hey, I told you they loved it all right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Now the complaints are coming out. Turn that off, got
it wanted more? I was giving her what she want. Sorry,
let's go to the line seventeen. Rachel, Yes, Rachel, let
me speak to the manager. That's the name of this segment.
What can we do for you?

Speaker 26 (01:19:49):
Well, I have a significant issue, okay, which is that
I think it is unconscionable that you are employing an
alleged cereal alert.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
True, we do. We don't have proof, but we are
somewhat convinced that Nate has killed people.

Speaker 7 (01:20:09):
Yeah, no, I haven't a murderer.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Okay, Okay, So.

Speaker 21 (01:20:13):
They all say it's been here.

Speaker 26 (01:20:15):
I've been listening since I was thirteen, and I am
thirty something now, and this has been going on for many,
many years, and I just have to say I find
that deeply concerning.

Speaker 8 (01:20:28):
But you know that he could blame it on the
alien probe, because if you remember, he thinks he was
probe by aliens at one point in life. Think so,
maybe the alien probe made him murder people.

Speaker 26 (01:20:40):
Yeahfure, I like a likely story, a likely story.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
All right, Rachel. You know we're waiting for him to
slip up. We're waiting to catch him. We do think
that straight Night is a serial killer. As soon as
we find out more, we'll let you know. I promise
until the open I can't fire him because I'll get sued,
you know. Oh God, thank you, Rachel, thanks for listening
to it. All right, let's see, let me speak to
the manager. I have a complaint. You're not on serious

(01:21:05):
XEM anymore. No, they pulled the plug on us. All right, Well,
there's that you can listen to us otherways on the
iHeartRadio app. Okay, let's see another complaint, mister manager. Every
time there's a giveaway, I can't get through, says Kelly. Yeah,
I'm sorry, Kelly, but that's you know what, that's how
the contest thing works. I don't know my complaint to

(01:21:28):
the manager. Nate is a Debbie downer. He's always negative.
Ah right, See line six is David, welcome to uh
let me speak to the manager. It's Elvis dra and
your manager speaking. What can I do for you? David?

Speaker 33 (01:21:44):
Good morning? How are you Elvis?

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
We're doing well? Thank you. What can we do for you?
I'm the manager today?

Speaker 33 (01:21:49):
Yeah, Daga, I caught upbout a year ago this year
at my Wiglow surgery and I spoke to you because
I know you had a surgery and that he's I
think I was offered a T shirt and I never
received it.

Speaker 14 (01:21:58):
In a year.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Oh what's here? And Scotty B hasn't sent you your
T shirt? Scotty, Well, okay, what size do you?

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
Scottie?

Speaker 33 (01:22:08):
I don't know. I mean party lunch?

Speaker 11 (01:22:10):
But do we have? Sir?

Speaker 33 (01:22:13):
I never comple I love your show, but it just
it wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
I did listen.

Speaker 15 (01:22:19):
Hold On, I didn't start sending stuff out until the
pandemic started. Nobody else was in the building. Every time
somebody wins something, I send it that day. All we
have to do is send him a shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
We don't have any, but we want a shirt fair
and square. And now we don't have any shirts.

Speaker 15 (01:22:34):
We have the bootleg shirts from that lady. I'll send
him one of those. Were a bootleg shirt.

Speaker 7 (01:22:39):
Those are cool.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
These are great. You can't get them anywhere because they're bootleg, David.
Hold on a second, thanks for calling. Let me speak
to the manager, is Carly. Yes, Carly, welcome to let
me speak to the manager. I'm Elvis Durant and your
manager on duty. What can I do for you?

Speaker 26 (01:22:54):
Hi, Elvis Drand I really need to speak to you.

Speaker 12 (01:22:56):
I don't think you guys do enough segments about Manny's anymore.

Speaker 26 (01:23:00):
I always love listening to Danielle throwing up.

Speaker 30 (01:23:04):
Every time you guys talked about Mayne.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Danielle. See Danielle.

Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
Actually, if she just sits there and thinks about mayn
a she will she will starts, she will throw up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
It's the strangest thing daniel.

Speaker 21 (01:23:14):
Have personally in a potato salad and eggs and.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
Warm here she goes, Here goes Danielle. That's not fake,
it's that's very that's very real.

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
Oh no, you guys, this is not nice.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Danielle.

Speaker 13 (01:23:41):
What if you went to like a fast food restaurant
and you got like a coke and they handed it
to you. You thought it was a milkshake and you
went to flirt the straw and it was mayonnaise.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
What about male left out in the sun. All right,
there you go. No reason to complain now, Carlic just
gave you a segments.

Speaker 13 (01:24:03):
Let me speak to you, please, daniel What if you
put mayonnaise in a pot and you boiled it and
like bubbled and splattered.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
All right, we got to move on. Thanks for listening
to Let me speak to the manager. In the morning.
You know, Gandhi and I have this ritual. We will
go down to the coffee room down, you know, on
the floor that we're on in the studios, and then
you can see the carnage from the night before, because
you know the cleaning crew has not come in yet.
You open the microwave, it has like sauce spattered all

(01:24:31):
over the fingers, splattered whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
And then coffee cups everywhere, and just someone will take
you know, the crumple up a napkins, leave it there.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
They won't throw it away. You see that everywhere you
go in our building, right for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
Everywhere, bathroom, it's a mess. Everywhere it's a mess.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
And so the story came out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
It says half of us, fifty percent of people here
ignore messes and leave them for someone else to clean.

Speaker 9 (01:24:57):
That's so rude.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
It is rude.

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
Discuss you well, you say disgusting, and how many times
and I've yelled at you people about this. When we
walk in and we'll see a pizza box from last
night empty, just sitting on the table right, and no.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
One throws it away. And then when we have food
up here, someone will eat out of a container and
just leave the container there. And it's got to be
someone in this room because there's no one else here.
So someone is guilty. Someone is guilty of this. What's scary.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
Yesterday I was walking back to the studio and with
a cup of coffee and I accidentally spilled some coffee
on the floor. Then I came back into the studio
and then when I had a quick moment I went
back into the hallway, took a napkin and wiped the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
It's scary, standing ovation, standing ovation that.

Speaker 22 (01:25:46):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Yeah, you did exactly, Danielle. You did what you're supposed
to do. You shouldn't be applauded or rewarded for that.
I would have just left it there.

Speaker 7 (01:25:55):
I'm just saying, wait, wait a minute. He normally would
leave it there. Sam was a witness.

Speaker 10 (01:26:00):
We got a delivery one time and the ice melted
so there was like icky, sticky water all underneath it.
He picks it up and just starts walking off and
I was like, dude, are you gonna pick that up?
He brings one tiny little napkin, puts it in the
middle and was like, oh, we're good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
Yeah, no, we're not.

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
Forgot to mention that on a scary So.

Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
During the song we were talking about this and if
I see, for instance, I was telling them if I'm
looking to a rack of clothing at a store and
I accidentally knock a shirt off and it goes on
the floor, I have to pick it up and put
it back on the hangar.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
Otherwise, always wouldn't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:26:34):
You're a monster if you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Don't exactly a monster and frog. He was in the
grocery store the other day. What happened?

Speaker 13 (01:26:41):
So Lista and I were in the store and a
guy knocked a bottle of I mean a big bottle
jar of pasta sauce on the floor and it shattered everywhere.
He just looked around. There were other people on the
aisle us and he just walked off, I mean just
walked away. There's glass and pasta sauce everywhere. So of
course my wife, who to say something. She on the

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next house says, hey, nice to way to break that
jar back there and not say anything to anybody. Yes, though, no,
she is right, But that's also how you get like
assaulted in a supermarket.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
Shot.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
That's terrible that I hate when I see that.

Speaker 9 (01:27:16):
To at least somebody to clean it up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Exactly. I'd do the same thing, Danielle. If I dropped it,
I would have to like, oh god, can you stand here?
I got to run up front, and he can.

Speaker 13 (01:27:24):
Even take his feet and like try to move the
glass out of the main area like I would have
at least like tried to start moving the glass side
did nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
So Okay, here's the top five spots we dread cleaning,
of course, our flugs, floors, rugs, inside the refrigerator, windows, dishwashers,
microwaves and microwaves at work. Good god, you could take
our microwave here at iHeart.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
And don't even don't even put anything in it. Just
put it on one minute. It's gonna cook the food
in there, and you have lunch. If you need extra fiber,
get a just clean up all the crap on the
floor and throw it in the microwave and micro it
with with the sauce that's in there. You got Wila,
You've got a meal.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
That is outrageous.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
But I will tell you that here in my own home,
this is me.

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
I'll walk by a mess forty five times before, like,
oh god, okay. As a matter of fact, I wish
I could take a picture of my kitchen sink right now.
It still has stuff in it from noon yesterday. I
could easily rent it put it right in the dishwasher.
It would take me less than sixty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
But why is that?

Speaker 31 (01:28:34):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Why? I don't know, why is this? I can't know
what you mean? You can't I.

Speaker 13 (01:28:39):
Can't do that, Like if if there's some I mean,
my son gets so upset, and I'm like, no, no, no, stop,
pick that up, right up, pick it up, clean up.
He's like, Dad, it's our house. It's going to be fine.
We could do it in a few minutes. No, I'll
do it right now. I want it clean.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
Okay. Question, how many of you make your bed every morning?

Speaker 9 (01:28:56):
Oh, someone's still in it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:58):
See that's that's where you're very lucky because of your hours, Danielle. Yeah,
the thing is if there is no one else in it,
don't you consider an unmade bed a mess?

Speaker 7 (01:29:08):
Yes? I make my bed every morning. I also don't
really mess it up to you badly. I just I
just really have to pull the one sheet up and over.

Speaker 6 (01:29:16):
You don't live I'm going to pull the good luck
with that. Yeah, it's Gandhi. You have the luxury of
like a very very made bed even after you slept
on it. You don't have dogs, so you don't understand.
But no, I didn't make it this morning, but right
now I'm thinking about it. So you know, during our
first long commercial break, I will run downstairs, I will

(01:29:38):
throw the stuff in the desfruser, I will run to
the bedroom and I will make the bed because I
feel like that is they say, making the bed is
your first accomplishment of the day, and it sets you
off on a day full of accomplishment.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Yes, Nate, Well okay, Well, if.

Speaker 16 (01:29:53):
I added all of the time that I made my
bed and pulled the sheets down, if I added it
up over the course of my life time, it's probably
a month. Why would I waste that time making my
bed when I'm just gonna get into it at night?

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
Right? Well, that a lot of people say that. Absolutely. Plus,
you gotta get the stank out of the sheets, You
gotta leave the air out you. Maybe you should get
the stink out of you. Yeah, froggy. Do you ever
leave toothpaste in the sink when you're done brushing your teeth? No,
I can't do no. That drives me nuts.

Speaker 13 (01:30:25):
And if Kay does that, he leaves a little like
pieces of the toothpaste in the sink, I'm like, just
rinse the sink out when you're done, don't leave it
there to dry.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
It's disgusting, all right. So look, we're all guilty of
one thing or another when it comes to leaving messes.
I don't know, but I really think that that making
your bed first thing in the morning, it is a
psychological plus. They say, so, all right, so maybe I'll
go make my bed.

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Speaker 17 (01:31:10):
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Speaker 6 (01:31:20):
So I was talking to Froggy this morning, and uh,
I was just thinking, good, I have this way of
talking to myself when I'm here at home alone, right,
I'll have conversations with me, and then it kind of
it kind of hit me upside the head where I'm
not really talking to myself.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
I think I have an imaginary friend I'm talking to.

Speaker 9 (01:31:40):
Oh, very nice.

Speaker 6 (01:31:42):
That's exciting because I actually challenged myself. And if it
was just me talking to me, then I would just
agree with everything I said. But I actually have arguments
with myself. Oh so it's another being. It could be
another I don't know. I have different personalities. Maybe I
need to go see a therapist.

Speaker 7 (01:31:58):
I don't know what your biggest argument with yourself is.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Oh, anything and everything. It's usually should or should not.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
Like it's something as simple as putting salt in something
and I'm cooking, or the way I'm thinking about someone,
or you know, I could be negatively thinking of someone.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
And then my other voice says no, no, no, come on,
let's look for the positive in this person. And it's
a good friend. Okay. So when you're growing up, did
you have an imaginary friend? Froggy says he did. Oh
I did.

Speaker 13 (01:32:27):
I did because I didn't have a sibling that I
lived with, so sometimes I was you know, I didn't
have friends over. I had to play with somebody and
get tired of playing with yourself after a while. So
I just decided to have a little imaginary friend. I
think my parents thought I was weird because I would
sometimes say like, hey, can can can so and so
come with us? I would change their name, because who
wants to just one imaginary friend?

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
You could have a couple.

Speaker 13 (01:32:49):
And then I would say, hey, can you know can
I remember one? His name is Greg, not Greg T,
but Greg, and I would be like, hey, can can
Greg come with us, and my Mom's like, can you
just cut that out please?

Speaker 6 (01:32:59):
Just thought it was Oh, well, maybe your imaginary friend
has several names because your imaginary friend has multiple personalities.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
It could get very, very confusing. So anyway, it reminds
me of Wilson the volleyball Ye Castaway. So you know
Tom Hanks, his character was stuck on this island for
how many years I don't know, and his only friend
was this volleyball he drew a face on. He had
fights with his friend. I mean they went days without
speaking to each other. Yeah, so I looked it up.

(01:33:29):
There's a professor somewhere, I think in Canada. He's an
expert on loneliness. How would you like that job? He
wrote an article on why people who are isolated talk
to themselves or create imaginary friends. And I am isolated
several days a week, right, He says, it might actually
be a healthy thing for us to do. The voices
in our heads seem to have thoughts on their own,

(01:33:50):
and you can actually cultivate a relationship with this voice
in your head. It's the same as as just listening
to your spirits, but your spirit talks out loud through
your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
It's creepy if anyone hears you doing it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:04):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 10 (01:34:06):
If I was a parent and my little kid was like, hey,
can so and so come with us? They're right here,
I would freak out and be like, what the hell
are you seeing?

Speaker 9 (01:34:13):
Or go to sit down and someone goes, don't sit
on him.

Speaker 6 (01:34:17):
He's I can see that. You could take it a
little too far, all right. Like we used to have
for a friend. I'm not going to use her name
because she may listen. She she was dating a friend
of mine. She would be with us in the living
room hanging out, and she's got I'll be right back
to the bathroom. As soon as the bathroom door wouldlose.
You would hear arguments.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
I mean you hear. You would hear like slamming stuff around,
and she would be mad at her in her inner voice.

Speaker 35 (01:34:40):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 6 (01:34:41):
Anyway, it helps you deal with loneliness, but it also
helps you work through problems.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
It's like having someone there.

Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
You do have this logic wired in your head, but
you don't always know how to tap into it unless
you think things through and let that voice be logic
and embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
Don't be embarrassed to do it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:02):
No, I think tons of people have imaginary friends.

Speaker 10 (01:35:05):
You know what, I agree, I actually on this topic.
I just got these books. I actually ordered them for
my friends. It's called Burn after Writing, and it's a
really good way to get to know yourself and those
voices in your head and the things you're talking about.
It asks you, like some of your deepest, dark secrets,
things that you might not have thought about since childhood.
You write it all on this book, and when you're done,
you just toss.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
It, write it down in your head. Okay, Amazon, you're
coming to the house.

Speaker 7 (01:35:31):
Yes, Burn after Writing.

Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
Text messages are coming through. I had an imaginary friend
drove my mom crazy. She told me my dad hit
him and killed him with the car.

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
Oh oh my kind of.

Speaker 9 (01:35:43):
That's not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
I had two imaginary friends who were Jewish because of
the rugrats, and my mom left one on the side
of the road and I freaked out. So I mean,
I had an imaginary elephant. I would drag my dog's
least down the street, walking him down the street.

Speaker 6 (01:35:57):
So look, you know, I'm not a parent, and I'm
not about to tell a parent how to or how
not to treat their child. But if they have an
imaginary friend, I wouldn't be so callous about killing them off.

Speaker 9 (01:36:09):
I certainly don't kill it with the car, my god,
or leave them on the side of the road. That's
not very nice.

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
At least let them leave of their own free will.

Speaker 6 (01:36:17):
Erico nine on one says, I'm so glad you're talking
about this. I talk to myself all the time out
loud when I'm upset or just bored, and I start thinking,
maybe maybe I'm mentally ill, you know, don't think that way.

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
Talking to yourself is Can we all admit we do it.
It's normal, It's natural.

Speaker 7 (01:36:31):
I do it all the time. I do it in
the mirror all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
All the time.

Speaker 6 (01:36:34):
Andrew online one I had an imaginary friend named Bob.
Now this is when you're growing up or was this recently, Andrew?
This is when I was growing up, right, So what
happened to Bob?

Speaker 30 (01:36:46):
Well, it was his birthday one year, and I remember
that my other imaginary friend named Sherry, she made a
birthday cake and after he ate the cake, he ended
up dying. And Cherry told me that it was because
she made as she put gasoline in it and killed him.

Speaker 9 (01:37:08):
I'm still friends with that Sherry.

Speaker 7 (01:37:10):
It seems like aol.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
Again, Let's get serious for a second.

Speaker 6 (01:37:13):
Andrew, did you ever kind of wonder why one of
your imaginary friends killed off the other one?

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
I mean, there's something going on in there.

Speaker 6 (01:37:20):
I don't and I'm not qualified to answer that, But
do you have any hypothesis on what the answer is?

Speaker 22 (01:37:25):
No, I do not.

Speaker 30 (01:37:26):
I don't know if there was jealousy. I don't think
I gave any more attention to Bob. And what I
did with Sherry, I don't really know, but it was interesting.
He just turned up missing and I was I can
remember talk to my mom about it just a couple
of years ago, and I said, oh my gosh, I
remember I had an imaginary friend, Bob, and he was

(01:37:46):
killed off by my other imaginary friend by a birthday
cake with gasoline in it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
Wow.

Speaker 30 (01:37:52):
And I'm only disturbed now because I'm a preschool teachers,
like what kind of why people such as myself as tea.

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
I think you're doing fine. I just like I said,
I'm not I'm not qualified to be analyzing anyone, all right,
But my thought is this, my gut feeling is this,
If you acknowledge the fact that you do speak to
yourself out loud. It's one thing, and it's another thing
if you assign them names and personalities. Uh, that could
be something totally different. But once you start killing one off,

(01:38:27):
because it is your mind that's doing it, right, we
know that your mind is in charge of these friends.
There was some justification why Sherry need to kill Bob
with a gasoline cake. We don't know why.

Speaker 7 (01:38:37):
The gasoline cake is fabulous.

Speaker 6 (01:38:39):
I never thought of that way to kill it, but
there was some reason you needed to get rid of
Bob in your life, and Sherry, that part of your
psyche helped you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
And that's as far as I can go with it.

Speaker 9 (01:38:48):
Did you turn Sherry into the authorities?

Speaker 35 (01:38:53):
I thought, No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
I wouldn't do that. Don't do things like that.

Speaker 30 (01:38:57):
I didn't know if I would get another imaginary friend
app for that or not.

Speaker 6 (01:39:00):
So I just kind of you know, do you still
do you still talk to yourself out loud? Do you
still have the voices that you you communicate with?

Speaker 30 (01:39:09):
Oh? Absolutely, and I definitely, And I even use sarcasm.
I myself too that I find myself laughing at myself,
and my wife made me. Andrew, You're the only one
laughing at yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
What doesn't matter because your mother doesn't know what the
conversation is and you do. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:39:26):
Maybe I'm out alive by saying I don't find anything
unhealthy or unusual about this.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Yeah, Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 30 (01:39:32):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:39:32):
I just did Cherry leave after she killed Bob? Or
did Cherry stick around for a while?

Speaker 22 (01:39:38):
You know what?

Speaker 30 (01:39:38):
That I don't remember.

Speaker 35 (01:39:39):
Okay, I don't remember.

Speaker 30 (01:39:40):
She might have just she might have vanished off into
the shadows.

Speaker 7 (01:39:44):
I have a lot of questions.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
She's working. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
Have you have you, Andrew? I want to ask you
very personal. Let me ask you a very personal question.
Have you have you done therapy? Have you ever done
therapy in your life?

Speaker 30 (01:39:56):
Oh?

Speaker 33 (01:39:56):
I do therapy.

Speaker 30 (01:39:57):
I just went last night.

Speaker 13 (01:39:57):
Matter of fact, what did you do?

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
You bring up the the story, the saga of Sherry
killing Bob with a gasoline cake?

Speaker 30 (01:40:04):
No, but you know what, I think I'm going to
go next week. And I never really thought about it.
But that is an excellent thing to bring us my therapist.

Speaker 22 (01:40:10):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
But something as crazy and outlandish as it sounds, it
could be something that's very logical, that could actually give
you some answers in your life that you're looking for.

Speaker 30 (01:40:18):
You never know, you know, no, no, but yeah, it's
I just I just started sharing this imaginary friend experience
with some of my close friends and they look at
me like, Andrew, we knew you were messed up and everything.

Speaker 35 (01:40:31):
But that's like true, Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
Maybe maybe that means I'm messed up, because I don't
think that's messed up. So anyway, there you have it.

Speaker 14 (01:40:39):
Listen, Andrew like you to be messed up with me.

Speaker 30 (01:40:40):
If that's the case, well, I think we're.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
All pretty much all messed up.

Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:40:43):
It's but we need to we need to acknowledge and
embrace our messed up inness. Listen, I hope you have
a safe day. Mental health is a very important thing.
We need to stay and check not only with our friends,
that we love ourselves as well. And uh, there you go,
have a beautiful day. Andrew, thanks for being an educator,
Thanks for listening to our show.

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
I love you, guys, I love you too. I find
this fascinating. I find that the mind so fascinating.

Speaker 6 (01:41:05):
Yeah, and I think and I really do have an
issue with people who are so fast to proclaim someone
is insane or mentally unstable because they have they talk
to themselves and they have these these roles that they
play out in their own minds. I don't know, there
could be something healthy about it, but again, who am
I I'm not qualified?

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
So anyway, that was interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:41:27):
Yeah, gasoline birthday cake. Just that's so inventive.

Speaker 6 (01:41:33):
You know, iHeart could save a lot of money if
they just had me and my voices on here, they
could get rid of all you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:41:38):
They could.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
One salary. No, I would each personality have their own salary.

Speaker 17 (01:41:45):
Oh, that'd be a very rich that you should insist
on that your.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Own agent everything. Oh, there goes Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:41:52):
Elvis terran in the morning show. In the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
You know, you go to the bank.

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
If you go to the bank still and they have
those safe deposit boxes, And I read a story last
night about how they want to start phasing them out.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:42:20):
As a matter of fact, Capital One stopped renting up
boxes in twenty sixteen. New boxes anyway, so banks increasingly
regards safe deposit boxes is more of a headache than
they're worth.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
And so with that said, we were looking at it.

Speaker 6 (01:42:34):
We're looking we're kind of shopping around for a house
or whatever, and we went to we visited a house
that had a head of a big, huge safe in it,
And I'm thinking, safe deposit box, a safe? What do
I own that is worth enough.

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
To put in one. I don't own anything worthy of
putting in a safe deposit box or a safe.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Same.

Speaker 8 (01:42:59):
Yeah, I always think those movies where like Grandpa owns, like,
you know, all this real estate and he's got all
this paper works. Yeah, it goes and he rolls up
in his wheelchair to open it all.

Speaker 6 (01:43:13):
You know, it's crazy like And sometimes when you check
into a hotel, they say, you know, you in your room,
you have uh, you have a little safe with a
with a digital whatever on it. But if there's anything
of value you want to keep here, we have a
safe here, you know, in the in the hotel office,
we can keep it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
I don't have anything worth putting in a safe.

Speaker 10 (01:43:33):
Okay at the hotel room. Though, when we travel, if
we go out of the country, I'll put my passport
in there or try and leave the passport.

Speaker 7 (01:43:40):
With someone just because that's the last thing I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
I agree with that, Okay, I agree with that, But
but in your house. Do you have any need? Do
you have a need for a safe in your house? Really?

Speaker 21 (01:43:48):
Right?

Speaker 22 (01:43:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
Now I wouldn't have anything. Just so it made me wonder, like,
am I weird because I don't have stuff that's worth anything?
I mean, I really don't.

Speaker 7 (01:44:00):
You know, you don't have stockpiles of gold?

Speaker 22 (01:44:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Is this a weird concept to me?

Speaker 22 (01:44:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:44:07):
I don't know, Okay, just wondering what do you have
in your life that's worthy of a safe?

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
You don't have it?

Speaker 9 (01:44:11):
Behind like the painting, the oil painting.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
Yeah, yes, it's an oil painting of Shakespeare. Then we
open up and we tend to the left forty five
to the right. No, I don't know. I don't have it. Yeah, scary.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
I'm afraid to use safes anywhere I go because I
feel like that is such a targeted thing. That's the
first place people go to try and crack a code
or lift it up and get it, you know, from
bolted down.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
So I try and stash things in other places purposeful,
like in hotel rooms that we're talking in hotel rooms, but.

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
Even in my own apartment, I don't I don't use
I wouldn't use a safe. I feel like all right ahead,
you're gonna spend a few hours here trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
Find It's like a knee, a flashy knee on sign
going the stuff is in here.

Speaker 7 (01:44:57):
And they're super easy to program and reprogram too.

Speaker 30 (01:45:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
Anyway, so I'm just reevaluating my life.

Speaker 6 (01:45:03):
Maybe I need to start considering having things that are
worthy of a safe I don't know, what are you
gonna do waking.

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
Up in the morning, Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (01:45:13):
Show, all right, we're done, We're out of time. We'll
see you next time, so make sure you're here with
us until then. Say peace, out of everybody, piece out
of my mind.

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