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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
A Elistan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
A lot of times if you fly to South America
or you know, south South of the Border or the
caribbeanm sometimes it is a cultural thing. Whereas the pilot
safely lands the plane, people applaud, people clap yeah right,
And always thought, okay, I didn't clap with them, but
I never had a problem with I thought was kind
of cool. That's what they do. And they're like, thank

(00:36):
you pilot for not crashing.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
That what it is is that we're excited to be
at our destination or we're happy that we didn't crash.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well, I think you know a lot of people, and
I'm going to make an assumption on this. A lot
of people, especially years and years ago, when you took
a trip on a plane, it was an event. You
would dress up for it, you would you know, it
was a special event. And the pilot was like a
quarterback on a on a on a football team, and
all the flight attendants were models.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
You know, you wanted their autograph.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I'd see kids asking flight attendants for their autographs and
the pilot as well. So of course over the years
it wasn't quite an event, but it still was for
someone it was accustomed to clap when they've slay safely
land the plane. So gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
So you had known this guy for how long?

Speaker 6 (01:25):
I knew him since high school? He was my ex boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
And you got on a plane and where'd you fly?

Speaker 7 (01:31):
We flew?

Speaker 6 (01:32):
Gosh, where was the first flight? I actually think it was.
It was to Miami right from where we were.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yes, okay, and the plane lands and what does he do?
Sitting next to you in the next seat?

Speaker 6 (01:42):
He clapped and it was a slow clap. I was like,
what in the hell are you doing? You stuck it
right now now, I will say he was from the Caribbean,
so that could be part of the reason why that
wasn't nearly as bad as the time that he got
up and slow clapped at the end of Slum Dog Millionaire,
and I was like, oh, please God, why.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
But he stood in a theater in.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Cla theater, stood up, clapped, and then the rest of
the theater stood up and started clapping too, And I
was mortified. And then I felt like I was the
bad one because they were all doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
They all stood up been clapped. Well, what will let's
be honest. Slum dog millionaire, fabulous film. Okay, I get it,
but okay, well, you guys landed in Miami.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Was the only Was he the only one on the
plane clapping?

Speaker 6 (02:25):
No, there were a handful of people clapping.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh no, he was the only one. If he was
the only one, he was like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Okay, but he started it.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Does that count? He started it?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's cool.

Speaker 8 (02:39):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I gotta be honest. I as unusual as it may
be to some people, I have no problem with people
clapping at the end of a flight or a movie.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
If you liked it, you're you're being honest.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
You're like, oh, thank god we didn't crash.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
And I did ask him what was that about, and
he said, I hate flying so much that when those
wheels hit the ground, I am just clapping to be alive.
So you shut up.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I was like, fine, think about it. Think about it.
You hop into this metal steel tube right with these
big wings on it, these big engines turn on. The
thing is rolling down a street, and then all of
a sudden, the front of that tube starts to go
up in the air and you're flying in air, and

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then you get up to forty thousand feet and you
get across the country in four and a half hours,
a trip that would take three days to drive, and
you land safely. Why would you not clap? I think
it's a miracle.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
It's a magical sure it is. I was just like,
why do it have to be my boyfriend? Why can't
it be someone else's boyfriend?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Well, you know what we should do in life.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
We take so many things for grandy, You go flush
a toilet and the water swirls and it takes your
duty away. That is an event.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
It is.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean, it's a miracle. Just imagine your life without it.
Imagine your life without an airplane. Imagine your life without
that switch on the wall you push and lights come on.
You know, we live in this world that's just filled
with miracles every single day. And let's not forget springtime.
Here come flowers out of the ground. Every year, these beautiful,
beautiful flowers pop up and say hey, we're here, it's

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spring time. That's a miracle. You know, don't forget to
stop down and go wow, this this world we're living
in is kind of cool, planes take off, daffodils grow, you.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Know, I think it's ducks.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Look, a family of ducks just walked across the street.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Let's stop and let them.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Let them live, you know what I'm saying. All Right,
I'm sorry I went off. I'm just I'm a plane clapper.
Now I'm gonna start clapping on planes. I will.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
I will start clapping on planes.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'll never forget.

Speaker 9 (04:39):
When I was a kid, I was watching one of
the Rocky movies in the theater and it was like
Rocky versus the Russian And at the end of the film,
people stood up and started screaming, Usha us say, and
I'm like, what's going on here?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
People?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's the actors can't see you. They can't matter, doesn't matter.
The crowd was into it, and it was it was
where they were e mostly and they were not afraid
to share it. It was a positive. Clayton on line twenty
four from Puerto Rico. How are you doing, Clayton, Welcome
to the show.

Speaker 10 (05:10):
Well, how are you doing, Elvis? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
You still have family in Puerto Rico?

Speaker 11 (05:16):
Yeah, well yeah, my family's from Puerto Rico and my
family to stay.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Still clapsed, did you clap when you landed.

Speaker 10 (05:23):
Of course we get we still get dressed up, we
still clap when we land My grandmother was one of
those that would She would wrap a rosary around her
her hands and you clap, could clap with the rosary.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, you're clapping, and the rosaries like swinging in the
air and hit people in the head and stuff. I know,
I think it's an event, and I think it's a
beautiful thing. I don't think I don't think we should.
I think we should join in. We should join in
with your tradition of clapping. Thank you so much for
listening to us.

Speaker 12 (05:50):
No, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Hello Jeanie Online twenty three. Hello Jeannie. By the way, yeah,
I'm saying Puerto Rico. But if I say Puerto Rico,
people look at me like, why are you saying it
like that? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (06:04):
As long as you're saying it, will take it either way.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
All right.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
So being being from Puerto Rico as well, you clap
extra hard at the end of a flight. But for
many reasons.

Speaker 11 (06:14):
What reasons, Well, obviously to say thank you and because
you know we arrive. But I take some extra heart
claps if we're going to an awesome destination. So of course,
you know we hit Miami.

Speaker 13 (06:28):
I was like, yeah, you know, it was extra Vegas.

Speaker 11 (06:33):
I've done it like, you know, San Francisco, right, So.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, I know, because it's an event and you're landing
in a place you love. But what if you have
to go to some city and don't name the city,
like some city you're like, gotta go there, You're like, great.

Speaker 14 (06:49):
All right.

Speaker 11 (06:52):
I've always been like, you know, if you're inviting me,
I'm coming, I'm gonna be like yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
I like that attitude. Any family, any family down into Rico.

Speaker 11 (07:01):
I still have a ton of family down in Puerto Rico. Surprisingly,
my sister ended up moving because of Maria to Buffalo.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah. I know, yeah, I get to too confused, may
much so. But your family is doing okay.

Speaker 11 (07:18):
Okay, everybody's healthy, everybody's safe, everyone's doing fantastic.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Right. I love you guys, Love you too, Nate. You know,
when you're flying, you know a lot of people they're
just nervous. And like I said, if you stop and
think about the mechanics of how a plane.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Works, you'd be nervous too.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Don't think about that as you're taking off. So you're flying,
you're coming home from Greece. What did the woman doing?

Speaker 15 (07:39):
I was coming home from Greece and I was sitting
next to this woman. She was in the middle seat,
and she was probably eighty. You know how you look
at somebody and you can tell they're just like ancient,
and so she's not nice.

Speaker 16 (07:51):
She was old.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
And don't say ancient.

Speaker 16 (07:56):
He was really old, okay, but you could tell.

Speaker 15 (07:59):
I mean, she had a weird, funny smell to her,
like a villagey, a villagey kind of like animal smell.

Speaker 16 (08:06):
And she, I mean, she looked like she had just
come out of a village.

Speaker 15 (08:09):
I'm just gonna come right out and say it, like
she had been where there's no electricity or anything like that, you.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Used to live in the village, which it's a beautiful
part of Let me just make a suggestion before you
describe her anymore.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Just this, just tell the story. You're sounding kind of cool.

Speaker 15 (08:24):
She had kind of a little mustache too, But anyway,
she was praying. She was praying the entire time, and
then when the plane took off and landed, she grabbed
my hand and.

Speaker 16 (08:33):
Refused to let go.

Speaker 15 (08:35):
I don't think she had ever seen a plane before,
much less been on so I can imagine for some
people it's it's an experience where you're like, thank god,
I'm on the ground again, right, and yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
It was yeah crazy, And he's not telling you at
the end of the story. You want to know the end.
That little old lady next to him, that was Daniel Minara,
little stinky woman with a mustache. Afraid to fly. Gandhi.
I mean you had a run in with someone on
the plane too, and you were like, oh my god,

(09:06):
these people they're scared.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
They should be flying if they're so scared.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
There was a little boy sitting next to me. He
had to be three years old. Asked if he could
sit in my lap. I was like, yeah, what, so,
can I please sit in your lap? I want to
look out the window. I want to sit in your lap.
And I looked at his mom, like, oh, she's gonna intervene.
She said, it's fine with me, if it's fine with you.
I was like, well, damn, that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
That's the thing, you know me, I never ever get
nervous flying really, and so if somewhere next to me
needs some reassurance, I have no problem helping them out
like you did that little boy. And of course you
know Nate, you're a sweet guy.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
You took care of the.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Little old lady who's never flown she never flown on
a plane before. Did you end up banging her?

Speaker 16 (09:47):
No?

Speaker 8 (09:49):
Did you end up killing her?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Wait a second, if it was me, I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
That sounds like someone youd be attracted to. I don't
know you like those old ladies are ancient.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm the only one where turbulence puts me to sleep.
It's it like rocks me to sleep. It's the weirdest
thing ever.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Hey, whatever you need to go to sleep, go for it.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
You sure it's not the concussion you sustain.

Speaker 8 (10:11):
From the turbulence.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Elvis Duran, here he is and in the Morning show.
That's funny to me, it's funny.

Speaker 8 (10:29):
Do you have a sense of humor?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Elvis Duran? In the morning show?

Speaker 5 (10:33):
It's Friday? You need to know your horoscope?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Where are we going?

Speaker 15 (10:35):
Here?

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Is producers?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Same? Who do you want to do them with?

Speaker 17 (10:37):
I'd love to close out the week with Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
Oh thank you?

Speaker 14 (10:40):
All right?

Speaker 6 (10:40):
If you celebrate your birthday today?

Speaker 8 (10:43):
Scary?

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Are you okay?

Speaker 18 (10:44):
To me? I got I got scared.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
You've got cake in his mouth eating cake.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Morning everyone.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, Okay, we can't. We just go to We got
to move on. Here we go, Gandhi, Yes, you just
don't look it scary, but he eats the cake.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
I'm gonna do my best.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
It's like watching the animal planets, a lot.

Speaker 14 (11:02):
Of heavy breathing.

Speaker 19 (11:03):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
If you celebrate your birthday today, you celebrate with Lionel Richie,
Nicole Kidman, and John Goodman. Happy birthday, everybody.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
Capricorn.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Momentum is hard to maintain, but harder to create. Don't
lay off until you have it. Your day is a
seven Aquarius.

Speaker 17 (11:17):
Often the best surprises happen when you're enjoying the moment
with no expectations.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Your days an eight high C's. You have a habit
of rushing things. Take a little slower, and the end
result will be all the more polished.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
Your day's a six Hey Aries.

Speaker 17 (11:29):
You were born to shine, not to blend in. Stand
behind your contributions with confidence, genuine or contrive no.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Your days an eight Taurus.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
You won't like everything you learn about yourself, but you
do have that option to change it.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
Your day is a ten.

Speaker 17 (11:41):
Gem and I remember, accomplishments are built on consistency, not perfection,
so just keep showing up for yourself.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
Your day's a seven Cancer.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Shift your perspective and you'll find possibilities and moments that
disappoint you.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
Your day is a nine, hey, Leo.

Speaker 17 (11:54):
Your worth is not tied to your accomplishments. Instead, it's
whom you are at your core.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Your day's a six Virgo. Someone may make you feel
like your dreams are too big. They're just being haters.
Your day is a nine, hey, Libra.

Speaker 17 (12:05):
Find a creative project to nurture and it will deliver
good feelings right back to you.

Speaker 8 (12:09):
Your day's a five Scorpio.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Within every doubt lies a spark of potential, so turn
today's uncertainty into action.

Speaker 17 (12:16):
Your day is a nine, and finally, Sagittarius, you are
allowed to evolve. Don't let someone make you feel badly
for your change of heart. Your days an eight, and
those are your Friday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Hey, Mary's online nineteen interesting story about our friend Mary.
Good morning, Mary, Buido, Dear, what's going on?

Speaker 14 (12:33):
Good morning? How are you?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
We're doing very well. So here's what we just learned
about Mary. She's been married for fifteen years?

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Is this correct? Fifteen years?

Speaker 20 (12:42):
So we've been together fifteen years that we've been married
for ten, so this will be our tenth anniversary.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Look at that. So they've been together fifteen years, they've
never taken a vacation with each other.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
Really well, okay, now before we yell at him. Now
never ever.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I mean they say sometimes you should vacation with someone
before you marry them to find out if they are,
you know, cringey or not.

Speaker 14 (13:02):
But we had kids first, Okay, all.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Right, nothingrefication.

Speaker 14 (13:09):
We're all sorts of bad.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Nothing can be more cringy than having kids.

Speaker 8 (13:12):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Hey, So so.

Speaker 14 (13:13):
You're going that's why I read them at home?

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Leave them at home.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
So you're going on your on a cruise on a
Norwegian Cruise line. Where are you guys going?

Speaker 14 (13:22):
So we are.

Speaker 20 (13:23):
Going to do the uh British Islands, Saint Thomas, uh,
Norwegian's Islands. So we're gonna go into like seven days. Yeah,
So we we've always talked about it, we never actually
did it.

Speaker 14 (13:42):
And so this year we didn't take a honeymoon.

Speaker 20 (13:44):
Obviously we had young kids, so we decided we want
to do a cruise and I said, listen. I listened
to this radio show all the time and they always
talk about this one, So this is what we're doing.

Speaker 13 (13:55):
It was kind of like a no brainer. We didn't
even prayce out and we slurged.

Speaker 20 (13:59):
We got the you know, balcony suite and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
So nice.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
So which ship are you taking to the British Virgin
Islands and.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
The Virgin Islands?

Speaker 18 (14:08):
Do you know?

Speaker 14 (14:10):
Encore?

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Awful beautiful? That's our sister ship.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Absolutely Well, first of all, you made a wise decision
to be on Norwegian. You've made a very wise decision
finally going on your honeymoon fifteen minutes or fifteen years
after you get married. That's good. So I don't know,
I just want to say thank you all for sharing
this with us. But fifteen years without a vacation. Do
you take vacations independent of each other?

Speaker 20 (14:35):
So I went on a sister's trip, well my mother
in law and my sister in law to Hawaii last year.
But I actually my first time out of plane was
two years ago and I'm thirty four, which is really crazy.

Speaker 14 (14:50):
So that was it.

Speaker 20 (14:52):
And we've never actually taken like a trip together, like
a vacation We tried last April, taking like a family
trip to Florida and Disney and stuff, but it was
with like his whole family, which is like fifteen people,
all four of us and.

Speaker 14 (15:10):
My family were miserable because you just like had to
go with like that many people, and I just.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Wasn't doesn't doesn't sound like a vacation at that point.

Speaker 14 (15:18):
Right now, we have.

Speaker 20 (15:20):
To try to redo another family vacation with just like
the four of us for the kids to say. But yeah,
first we decided screw it, We're going without the kids
and we're going just him and I for our huntings.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm sorry I missed an entire story. Can you try
at the very beginning? I'm now here.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Here's what I'm getting here. Uh do you is it?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Are you a little nervous about going on vacation with
your husband for the first time by yourself?

Speaker 14 (15:45):
I mean it's funny because yeah, kind of. I mean
I almost feel like it's like a first date.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I love that.

Speaker 14 (15:53):
Yeah, it's almost a little scary.

Speaker 20 (15:55):
I mean, obviously we've been together, and I know I'm
pretty much inside.

Speaker 14 (15:58):
Out and all this quirk and all of that. But yeah,
I mean, this is a whole new experience.

Speaker 20 (16:03):
I can say that we've really never even beached together,
even like local beaches, so it's going to be really
nervous and intimidating but exciting all the same time.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, I love that. I love that. Well, I'm excited
for you because I think I would be a little nervous, Like, Okay,
I've had kids with this man, I've been married to
this man. I've hung out with his family.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
I've never been alone on a vacation with him.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
That's exciting. I'm excited for you.

Speaker 21 (16:30):
Good for you, Mary, Thank you.

Speaker 14 (16:33):
We're very excited.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
We'll tell you what enjoy encore when you get back.
Please let us know how the trip was, and you know,
just let us know. I know you're gonna have a
great time. It is Norwegian, so you can't go wrong there.
You're gonna love.

Speaker 14 (16:45):
It fantastic, you know what.

Speaker 20 (16:47):
And actually I keep scouring your guys's Instagram to see
because right now I have to like book the excursions
and then you know, the the restaurants and I'm like,
I don't know which one to choose, and he eats
seafood and I don't.

Speaker 14 (17:02):
So now we're like, that's another first date. Tobacle that
we're gonna have on that ship.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Where there is see.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Either and we found lots of things.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Seat.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, Danielle, where there is seafood, there is also not seafood.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
You'll have a great time. Look, have a wonderful time.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Mary.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Let us know how it was and you get back.
Do you what a story?

Speaker 18 (17:20):
Right?

Speaker 8 (17:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Wouldn't you be a little nervous going on vacation with
Sheldon for the very first time alone after how many
years together?

Speaker 8 (17:26):
So yeah, So, I mean.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
We've been you know together, like twenty something years. It's crazy.
But when we did go away for the first time,
like without the kids, at first, you kind of sit
there and you're like, what do we do with ourselves?
Like you know what I mean, Like no one's asking
you for something, no one's like.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
You know, you don't have to go, and it's kind
of like.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Okay, like whatever. I remember actually sitting on a Norwegian
cruise at one time and the kids were in you know,
the kids club you know that they have on board,
and we were sitting there and we were sharing a
pastry and we looked at each other and we were like, oh, okay,
we got a pastry and.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
No something as simple, something as simple as a pastry,
and the kids aren't like trying to grab it out
of your hands.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Okay, we went to the when I won my Gracie Award.
We went to La together by ourselves, and we had
the best time. It was so much fun. You kind
of like, you know, you start laughing and you rekindle
things that maybe you didn't do anymore because of the kids.
It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 8 (18:24):
So yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Now, on the other hand, Danielle, you know, Scary just
told us that he's never spent more than nine nights
in a row with Robin until this last cruise. And
you guys have been dating for how many years, I
don't know, fourteen or so. Okay, so they've been together
fourteen fifteen years and they've never spent more than nine
nights in a row with each other. And so how
did it go. I mean, you've survived, obviously, you know

(18:46):
it can be done.

Speaker 9 (18:47):
Yeah, the longest record before that was seven nights in
a row from our last cruise.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
So this was nine nights. I'm like, I don't know,
but it went so fast and it was cool.

Speaker 8 (18:56):
It was iconica.

Speaker 11 (18:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:57):
No, yeah, I mean, we know each other so well
by now she was like smothering you nine nights.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I know, you know I felt Okay, believe it or not,
I wasn't.

Speaker 22 (19:06):
You know.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
That's good, believe it or not.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I mean some people bet together, like twenty five years.
You know, we started dating in ninety seven. Could you
imagine going that long?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Scared?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
That's a long time.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
I might like just hearing right now or scary, get
all nervous.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
You cannot be with somebody that many days in a row. Well,
you did well, I mean, give yourself a little credit.
Uh yeah, vacations, It's it's always good to have one.
On the books.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast, I want.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
To read his nuts one because she gave us two
straws out of five. How's your corn beef if we
take another bite? Okay? Well what is his review of
our podcast? Abe seventy seven? Yeah, Ab says stop eating
during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 23 (19:51):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeart Radio app, Apple.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Podcasts or wherever.

Speaker 23 (19:56):
You get your podcasts, El mister Rand and then more
show in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
So let's say you're married and you're having an affair
with the woman next door. The married woman next door. Okay,
so do you have the wherewithal to dig a tunnel
between your house and her house? Did you hear the story?

Speaker 6 (20:22):
No, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Just south of the border in Tijuana, Mexico. Alberto is
his name. He's a construction worker. He's been cheating on
his wife with a woman named Pamela, who's also married
to a guy named Jorge. They live next door. So
to make their affair easier, Alberto the construction worker dug an.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Underground tunnel between their homes.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Okay, don't know how long the tunnel was, but I
was looking at a photo he did. He did a
slick pro job on this thing. Can you imagine digging
a tunnel?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
No, but he's a construction worker, so that made it
a little easier because he did seem like maybe he
was doing something thing that he knew what he was
doing right.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Well, I know, but even a tunnel of me, your
construction worker, it's it's not an overnight process. Is because
I'd be broken up to you by the time I
had like a spoonful of dirt out of the hole.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
Me too, I'd be so annoyed at all my efforts,
like this isn't worth it okay.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Well, the tunnel worked until Jorge came home from work
early one day, caught him in the act, and he
spotted the hole to the tunnel, which was underneath his couch.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Oh my gosh, and he.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Got so he crawled down into the hole and followed
it over to Alberto's house.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Oh, oh my god, oh my goodness. This needs to
be like a Hallmark movie or something exactly this story.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
It's just, you know, every day, I'm just amazed at
the things we learn. Yeh, the links people go to.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
We can call the movie Alberto's Hole.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yes, yes, Alberto's Hole. It the Tunnel of Love.

Speaker 23 (21:59):
We need to make him we did that movie.

Speaker 14 (22:03):
Where are you?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
If you're out there sending your resumes around trying to
get a job, you got to make sure you check
your auto correct Make sure you check it over. A
guy posted on Reddit his girlfriend had been applying to
jobs and she's not getting any callbacks. Couldn't figure out why. Somehow,
the resume app auto corrected her name to her user
name Princess Banana hammock.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Wait a minute, what is that a user name for?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
That's a I think that's an old friends reference.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
By the way, okay, ell, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
So she was. She was applying for jobs under the
name Princess Banana Hammock. So I thought it was kind
of fun.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Okay, I would totally call that person back.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
You would see if you applied it to if you
applied for a job on our show, we would call
you back because we like people instantly. Yeah, so, uh, scary,
you look like you're chomping at the bit.

Speaker 9 (22:57):
I was about to say, if we were going to
continue on that thought for a set and when in
the times of getting hiring interns, Brody would actually uh
literally troll their social media to see to make sure
there weren't these nuances and weird things. I said, well,
that builds a better character. I think those are the
people that you want to interview, but you don't want
to interview, you know.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
But He's like, no, way, no, there's misspellings here. He
picked up Brody, Let's let's talk to him about let's
chastise him severely.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
No, good morning, Brody loves.

Speaker 24 (23:24):
That Good morning of us. You know what's funny is
when I told that the scary, I said, hey, between us,
I never want to discuss this, but I have checked
out social media. But That's not something I would ever
discuss in public because I wouldn't want applicants to know that.
So thanks, scary.

Speaker 9 (23:41):
Well, it's typical of an employer to check social media.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
I mean that's kind of a given at this point.
But he did tell you, I you know, he here,
here's the thing. Brody is in charge of hiring our interns,
and this is why we have the best interns, no doubt.
But that's his system, you know. And and he did
say out loud, I don't want that to be public,
and you just announced it to the public. I just
for someone with that that's been ruffled. But you're missing
the point here. The point is the point is he

(24:05):
asked you, and you you still did it.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Well, snitches end up in ditches.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
Scary, is it?

Speaker 16 (24:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Alberta. So Brody, it's interesting how you and who am
I to question how you make your decisions on these
interns because nine times out of ten they're they're fabulous, right,
but you do get really picky about their their their resumes.

(24:34):
And I'm thinking the ones that go all hog crazy,
those are the ones we kind of want to meet
because those are the interesting, weird ones, like in turn, Robbie,
for instance, he turned out to be like just wild,
wacky and incredible, and something tells me his resume wasn't perfect.

Speaker 24 (24:48):
Well, when you say resume, I'm actually a stickler for
the cover letter. Robbie. Robbie happens to be always out
of his freaking mind. Robbie's cover letter was fantastic, and
his resume he worked at a lot of radio stations.
My big pet peeve, and I tweet this all the time,
is when your cover letter says I really want to
be a part of the morning show, and you write

(25:10):
a part is one word that's the exact opposite of
what they mean. So that means separate from okay, and
so if you want to be separate from the morning show,
you're going to say that way. That's that's what That's
sort of my thing. Don't you get a part wrong?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
You know, through your scrutiny, the interns that we have
had over the years have all been very smart, So
I mean, I guess that has something to do with it.
Most of them. Some of them kind of stupid, but
you know, I'm kidding.

Speaker 24 (25:36):
I did make I did Elvis. I did make one
exception because her cover letter was fantastic, Sam producer. Sam
wrote on her cover letter, I could care less, but
I still interviewed her because her cover letter was funny.
And that's my one mistake, that one exception in the
twenty years I've been doing this with Sam, and that okay.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
And look at look at the payoff there.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
When she should have said I couldn't have cared less,
you still let her slipped through. What's that Gandhi about
you creeping on social media?

Speaker 6 (26:05):
I creep social media for everything I consume. Whether it's
me wanting to buy a piece of jewelry, I'll find
their page and dive deep into it. If I want
to donate money somewhere. My sister's dog trainers, I wanted
to see what kind of people they were, so I
dig into their social media too. It is absolutely representative
of who they want you to think they are or

(26:26):
who they actually are. Either way, I want to know.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, because you can tell if they're putting on a front.
If they're fronting, you know absolutely, and even then you
can admire them for a front and in a great way.
You know, I don't know, all right, Brody Loving, you
just want to check in with you.

Speaker 24 (26:40):
Thanks Loving, too, guys.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
By we were really late.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, Frog, I was just going to admire Scury's ability.
He pulled one of his Steve Martin tactics that I
caught it. If we were chastising him about social media.
He went back to the hole that the guy was
digging over to the next door neighbor's house. That was
one of Steve Martin's tactics.

Speaker 9 (26:58):
I call back the call back, Yeah, it work yourself
at only one in five hundred people probably heard it.

Speaker 23 (27:08):
Anyway, Elvis Duran, he just keeps opening his mouth. Stan
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Hey, Froggy, is Lisa in the studio?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, she's here.

Speaker 25 (27:35):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, So you guys are about to hit the road
for vacation. It's gonna be Froggy, Lisa and Kayden. You're uh,
and you have a beautiful trip planned. You don't have
to go into the details if you don't want. But
the trip they had planned is a road trip. Great,
great idea. You really thought it through. It sounds like
a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
So three, the first drive is three hours, and we're
there for a couple of days, and we drive for
two hours. Are there for a couple of days and
two more hours. So there's there's no road trip longer.
There's no time longer than about three hours.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Right, perfect, So you put all together, Lisa, you must
be so excited.

Speaker 26 (28:11):
Yeah, and with that three hours, Thank god it's not longer,
because I don't think we could be in the bar
together that long.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yes, three hours is got up for a road trip.
Three hours is very very short trip and my two
day trips. Okay. Well, so, so Froggy, where were you
when you learned that Lisa had penned a list of
rules for the road trip?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I was actually firming up one of our hotels days.
So we booked a VRBO in one place, and then
the other places we booked a hotel, and so I
was firming up one of the hotels and doing some
research on what time we needed to leave to go
to the next place and check in. And she says, oh,
by the way, there are some road trip driving rules
that I want to go over with you.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, Lisa, So what sparked the need you come up
with a posted set of rules. I'm assuming that you
you're going to post them in the car somewhere like
on the on the door of the window.

Speaker 26 (29:08):
What are you doing on his windshield? No, he just
we usually end up fighting long distance. Not surprise there.
But we just need to We just need to agree
on things because I don't want to argue. We haven't
done a road trip in a long time, and I
don't want to ruin this vacation ahead of time.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
And he's the type that needs a little bit of rules.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
And I've driven all over the place and never had
a problem.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh my god, wait, could when you just discuss them?
And does it have to be in a list form
like bullet points or hitting down.

Speaker 18 (29:38):
Him?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Sign it?

Speaker 27 (29:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Have you met him?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Okay, ridiculous. You guys want to do we want.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
To hear the rules?

Speaker 18 (29:45):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (29:46):
You want to hear the rules?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yes, all right, it's now time for road trip rules. Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
One, so you should read those.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, rules, Rule.

Speaker 26 (29:58):
Number one you cannot the max is eight miles over
the speed limit and you're not racing the ways.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
App hold on.

Speaker 25 (30:09):
That.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Do that when you kill ways? It says you're gonna
get there at four or five, No, bitch, we're getting
there at three forty five. Trust me.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
It's whoa Well you can't. You guys are nuts.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Okay, so you're on a road trip. I'm thinking you
it's time to relax. Don't you think speeding kind of
kind of makes makes it a little more tense.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yes, No, we get there sooner to have more fun.
There's more family time if we get there sooner.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
No, not like that.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
The journey. The journey is the fun, isn't it. Is
it fun just being on the ride.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
We get to it's called a destination.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
That's not that. Oh, it's about the journey.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
It's the journey, right, So why eight miles over the
speed limit? What's your philosophy there?

Speaker 26 (30:53):
At leasta figured in a case he gets caught, and
at least it's not ten fifteen miles over, and I
don't it doesn't need to go any faster if you
want to put his life in danger, So be it
when you're in the car alone, honey, not with us.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh that's nice, all right, good, No speeding. I'll be honest.
If I'm in the car with someone who is speeding,
I get nervous and I can't enjoy the time. So
it's not all about you, Froggy, you know, Lisa, it's
a little intense and when you're speeding and you know,
being aggressive and you're driving all right, what's rule number
two aggressive?

Speaker 7 (31:24):
He's correct, no tailgating.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
How's the person wanting to be able to know they
need to move over in the left God's you are
the world? Well know that they're going too slow. If
I don't kind of, you know, give them a little nut.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
Flashing lights, throwing fingers.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
You know you do the flashlights.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Well, you know what, I will ride behind you first
period of time, and then at that point I'm like, hey, listen,
sometimes you just need a little subtle nuts.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Oh my gosh, you're that jackass that I hate so
much on the road.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
And you're the jackass riding in the left lane going slow?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Do you know what?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Okay, well, okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
We all agree that you know, the left lane is
for passing and you shouldn't be in that lane. If
people want to go faster than you, we all agree,
don't be that person.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Then that's just tacky, all right.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
But on the other hand, when if I'm in the
car with Alex and he's tailgating someone, it makes me,
it makes my blood boil. I get all tense and crazy.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
To keep in mind, you're on a vacation.

Speaker 26 (32:26):
You're okay, okay, three.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Well hold on, what's that? What's that? What's that? Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (32:32):
So far, all of the things that Froggy has said
and all of the problems Lisa has with him are
typical behaviors of people who drive pickup trucks. And I
know Froggy has a pickup.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, next, you know, Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
To that point, this is used. Women who drive minivans
drive like this.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
They're always like right up your body?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Do they ok?

Speaker 7 (32:56):
They're crazy?

Speaker 26 (33:01):
No phone use in the car, especially to change the songs.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
How we gonna have I'm the DJ in the car
I'm driving and the.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
DJ passengers the DJ DJ.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
No, we listened to music, Froggy, you really have You
do have control issues in your car. We are definitely
seeing a pattern here.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
All right, voice the text. I'll be like, hey, s
I R I play whatever like I'll I need to
be able to control the song. And in my mind
when I'm listening to one song, I got the next
song coming up in my mind.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
No, it's oh you got to hear this new song
and you got to search for it while you're driving.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Lisa, why don't you just take in another car and
meet him there? All right, Okay, next real, next rule.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Well we'll just go into the sharing the radio and
the music.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
No, when i'm the driver, i'm the DJ.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
I think that's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Way I was telling you, agree, if you're driving, you're
the DJ.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
No, No, I think only a holes have that philosophy.
Oh look, Rody's just saying the same thing. The drive,
the driver picks the music. No, it's more than you.
It's more than you in the car. No, it's everyone's experience. No, no, Brody,
let's go back to your kitchen.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
The next one.

Speaker 26 (34:17):
Stopping for food and restroom is a must if needed.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Okay, hold on a second, it's a three hour road trip.
Go to the bathroom before we leave. You don't have
to go again in three hours. And grab a snack.
We have plenty of snacks. Bring them in the car
and we'll be there in three hours. And then we're
telling me to take us three hours because GPS says
three hours, we're gonna make it in two thirty five.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Okay, your wife give birth to two children, and so
sometimes you can't hold it for three hours. I'm sorry.
Sometimes the page down there are a little more stretched
out than other things.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
So you get you get your old plumbing fixed. Then
you get your old plumbing fix, because we got we got,
we got used to.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Be froggie you are? You are turning into a grumpy
old man.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
What you got to do?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
As you're almost as bad as Brodie?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
All right, go ahead, okay, Next.

Speaker 7 (35:05):
No pictures of me with my mouth open if I
fall asleep.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Yeah, that's a good rule.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Don't fall asleep. If you fall asleep in the car,
I have the right to take pictures off you sleep
and and like put stuff in your mouth and stuff
like that when you're taking.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Pictures with your phone while you're driving ninety miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Serious and no.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
Next is no yelling at other drivers.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
But if you don't tell them that, okay, hold on
a second. If you don't tell somebody that they're doing
something wrong, they won't know. So I'm saving other people
on the road when I give them like that. Come on, man,
you got to move over and get out of the
way like the next guy behind you won't have to
do it. I'm doing a service.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
And you ask questions like why did you get in
this lane? Why would you do that. Why you don't
care what you're saying? Nobody cares.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I love this text, this text that just came through.
Drivers like Foggy, make Karen call the cops on your ass,
and then I have to go look through your blueseday
and driving aggressively or it'll make He'll make He'll Billy
Hank pull a gun on you. Now I have a
menacing Casey Hobby drives like a jackass all the time,
and I tell him this is how we're all going
to get shot, because if people drive like you, Froggy,

(36:22):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
There's one final rule, and this is the worst rule
of all, last but not least.

Speaker 26 (36:27):
No farting in the car and rolling up the windows, jackass.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Why that's what I do.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
So I'll wait and kind of just hold them in
and then I'll just blow out a big one and
then hit the window locks and nobody can roll the
windows down.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
You like, that's so gassing someone or something like a
Dutch oven in the car?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh? Is that the that? The list?

Speaker 16 (36:53):
The rue.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Let's see what people are saying. Line twenty four is Alyssa, Hey, Alyssa, Hi, Alissa,
So you heard the list? The Lisa's road rules list.
What do you think about that?

Speaker 28 (37:08):
I'm sorry, Lisa butt Frobby, you are my spirit animal.

Speaker 13 (37:12):
I would hate to have.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
That list right, Why not all of them? Do you
fart the car? I mean, are you a car fighter, Alyssa?
Do you like gas everyone else? When you're driving?

Speaker 29 (37:22):
That's the only one that I'll agree with Lisa with.

Speaker 28 (37:24):
But the rest, like, if you're in that left lane,
either speed up or get out.

Speaker 12 (37:28):
Of the way.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
The music.

Speaker 28 (37:30):
If I'm driving on.

Speaker 30 (37:31):
The DJ, if you want to drive on me, you're
going to listen to my music in the ways?

Speaker 11 (37:36):
Absolutely, that is that is a challenge.

Speaker 30 (37:38):
I want to get there earlier than what the waves
says I'm going to get there.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
We would have a great road trip together.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah. Connection. Look, I have to agree people who are
jackasses and they're driving too slow in the in the
passing lane, I get it. But but pulling up to
their bumper is dangerous. It's it's not good, you know.

(38:05):
Oh my god? Yeah, look at that aggressive? All right, Well,
thank you so much for your call. What is this
you just posted in our room here?

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Gandhi, Oh, there's actually a layout of what each person
is supposed to be doing in the car, so the
driver drives folk the driver focuses on the road, drives
and tries not to kill us shotgun. So that would
be the passenger. You're supposed to stay awake, have the
mad DJ skills, and navigate. The backseat is supposed to

(38:34):
be the snack distributor in chief, remind people in the
front seat that bathrooms exist, and nap like a boss.
That is the official ruling of holies in the car. So, yeah,
music we will be listening to like Stevie b and
like it'll be terrible music.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
No, I have an accident just to stop the music.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
But I'm sure she thinks some of your music awful.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Listen to country tunes the whole time.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Well, I'll tell you what, Lisa, A lot of people
are a lot of people are agreeing with Froggy here.
So you know I'm not. I happen to fall on
Lisa's side on most of these Oh no.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
Hell agrees with Froggy.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
Hi, man, that's crazy. Now A lot of people know.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
A lot of people.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Absolutely Anyway, thank you, Lisa, God help you you have.
I can't believe you're doing all of this for a
three hour drive.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
There and back. Don't forget we have to come home.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
This text message says, I would throw his ass out
of a moving card at Lisa is a saint. There
you have it. But a lot of people say, yeah,
they love your froggy.

Speaker 8 (39:47):
Yes. Another week.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Here we go into today.

Speaker 23 (39:52):
Calvis Duran in the Morning show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Out in the dating world, we all you know, we
talked about God, the pressures of dating of last week.
A lot of people are not finding anyone in their town,
so they're going to other cities. They're flying to They're
meeting people in other cities and flying to them because
there was a striking out. Obviously they've dated every single
person in town. I don't know, but a lot of

(40:21):
people are actually going really deep. You can go online
and find out almost anything and everything about anyone and everyone.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Don't you agree with that?

Speaker 8 (40:27):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Yeah, it's terrifying and awesome.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
At the same time, there was a lady in Pennsylvania.
As a matter of fact, she went down to Miami Beach.
She met this guy. Apparently they had a lovely, lovely,
lovely day with each other on the beach, hanging out.
She came home and she decided to go to TikTok
to get people to help her find this guy. So finally,
four point six million views of her video turned over

(40:53):
the truth. She found the guy. Actually she was connected
with his wife.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
Oh oh that's staying.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, TikTok has the helped me find him? A hashtag
going on. I don't know if you know about it. Anyway,
there are a lot of people online saying, hey, can
you help me find this person? I wonder how if
these people really just kind of wanted to stay hidden,
they don't found out. Yeah, she wanted to continue what
she thought was a beautiful relationship with this one day

(41:22):
with this guy, and it turns out, well, he's married.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
See, she made the mistake early because if he would
have been interested in her, she wouldn't have had to
go to TikTok to find him, right, they would have
just exchanged information.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah, well and would think absolutely thank you. So what
are some of the things people are finding out about others?
I mean you can find out.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
A lot, yeah, history and everything.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Have you ever joined one of those those websites where
you can look at criminal history?

Speaker 5 (41:48):
I have, I have.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
I paid the dollar ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah, did you find out anything scandalous about anyone?

Speaker 18 (41:55):
I did?

Speaker 6 (41:56):
I sure did, And I was like, first of all,
best dollar ninety nine in my life of all, Oh
my god, I'm never talking to anyone again.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
You know, there's gotta be some stories out there.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
What's that name?

Speaker 15 (42:05):
Okay, so it's there's this website called mylife dot com.
Use at your own risk, but you can do background
searches on pretty much anybody. And this girl I know
met this guy on bumble tender or whatever, and he
said he was divorced with three kids. Turns out after
searching him on my life dot com still married with
six kids.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Ohn forgot the all the three.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
How about that?

Speaker 6 (42:32):
I mean we say it all the time. There are
some very cool people out there who have no social
media and that's fine, but it is a big red
flag when someone has nothing available anywhere. I mean, you can,
like we've said, you can google and find anything about anybody.
So if somebody's missing altogether, something's going on there.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (42:49):
See.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
I found out the old school way about this. Like
I was dating this guy and I got a phone
call from his pregnant girlfriend and she was like, hey,
just an FYI I was like.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Oh, wow, so you didn't even have to dig.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Didn't even have to dig. She just you know, she
found out and she called me.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
She dug it up for you.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
I hung out. I've told you guys this, I think.
But I was hanging out with a guy and I
couldn't find him on social media, which I thought was
strange because he was taking pictures of everything, and I'm like,
he's definitely posting these somewhere.

Speaker 8 (43:16):
I couldn't find him.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Told my friend. She said, give me three minutes. Found him.
He had a whole family, a wife and a kid
at home. I was like, mm hmmm, idiots, this is
how we figure it out.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
You can block me.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
You can't block all my friends.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
A lot of people were texting in I found out
the guy I was dating was a sex offender. Oh yes,
I dated everyone in my town. Now I fly to
Los Angeles because I find more tender likes there.

Speaker 10 (43:42):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
You know what it was Nate, who was having dinner
at a table next to a table of women who
were talking about this same exact thing. They just they
cannot find anyone to date in town any longer. They Now.

Speaker 17 (44:01):
You're listening to Elvis Duran and the morning show.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
I have a friend who's doing that same thing, and
I actually one of my friends has opened it up worldwide.
So she just decided she wanted to check out what
was available, like in Dubai, which she says that's where
the hottest men are apparently Dubai. But she's like, they're
just so different, they're so caring, they like me so
much better.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (44:21):
Open it up to the world.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
There you go, you have someone on the phone.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
No, Nate, Nate, no, No, thank you for the save.
I appreciate it. Well, look, you know, look I still look.
I'm not in the dating world, so who am I?
But here we go. How can you truly exhaust every
single person in your town? I mean, and you start
to fly three or four hours away. That just doesn't

(44:46):
seem just you're hanging out with the wrong people or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
It depends on the town too, right, it's.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
A small town, I guess you could really Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Scary? That's what I was going to say with Danielle.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
You know, when you were living a small town, I
feel like a lot of times a lot of people
are like minded, and you get more of the same,
or you run into people from high school or college
or whatever. So maybe by going to these bigger cities,
it's like going from a pond to an ocean.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
You're fishing in an ocean rather than a murky pond.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
I remember when we were in Alaska. One of the
towns was so small, and I remember being in a
store talking to the lady that worked there, and I said,
oh my gosh, it's so cute. This town's so cute.
Everybody knows everyone. She goes, that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, everyone knows everyone.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
We're in each other's businesses. You know, It's it's just after.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
A while, you know, yeah, you know, everyone's visits. Hey,
let's go talk to Emily. Line twenty four found out
something about the guy. So, Emily, you were dating a guy,
and so how did you decide to do a little investigating.

Speaker 10 (45:48):
So, I mean we were.

Speaker 31 (45:50):
Only together six months, everything was signed.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
That's a long time.

Speaker 31 (45:52):
And I was like scrolling through Instagram and she was like, oh,
I would like, that's like really appalling. Do you follow
Rue Paul of all people? And I was like, well,
because he's a clean and like I love that. And
he was just really offended by it, and I was like,
I didn't think that this was an issue.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Wow.

Speaker 31 (46:10):
So I me and my girlfriends, I'm like out one
night with him, and I'm like looking through Instagram and
I see him block like private full drag persona.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
So okay, So wished he liked to dress and drag
in his spare time.

Speaker 31 (46:30):
Yeah, but that would have not bothered me. Like we
could have exchanged clothes, like we're both picked foot, Like
we would have had a great.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Time, right exactly, So I know.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
So.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
So, look, it was a part of his life.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
He liked to keep compartmentalized, obviously, but if it's online
on Instagram, that's out there. I mean, how why would
he think you would never see that?

Speaker 31 (46:49):
I mean it was a you know, private Instagram, but
I don't know how you would think I would see it,
especially if you're running around Philly. Do it that I
practically live in Philly every weekend, right right?

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Well, so what happened? What happened there?

Speaker 31 (47:02):
So I brought it up to him and I was like,
is there a reason you didn't tell me this? And
he was like, well, I didn't want you to think
I was gay. And I was like, well, that's not
a thing, okay, and then like two weeks later we
broke up.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
So yeah, maybe maybe making an assumption. Maybe he has
some hang ups with it, you know, still.

Speaker 31 (47:22):
I get it little insecurity.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, you sound pretty cool though, you know what. Gosh,
I'm gonna send you some of my drag photos.

Speaker 32 (47:27):
I think.

Speaker 8 (47:29):
I love that.

Speaker 31 (47:30):
I'll put it as art in my house.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Oh art, No, you'll hide him there.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I'm pretty disgusting addressed in Thank you, Emily, and thanks
for listening to us.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
We appreciate it very very much.

Speaker 12 (47:40):
All right, have a good morning you too.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I'll line twenty three Anastasia, How you doing, good morning. Well,
so you investigate these guys you're dating and you find
out you have a habit of dating felons.

Speaker 13 (47:52):
Oh, oh my goodness, yes, unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
But you don't mean to. It's not like a fetish,
is it a fellow fetish?

Speaker 25 (47:58):
No?

Speaker 13 (47:58):
Absolutely not. Oh my goodness. So what happened the last
time one of these guys sent me a photo of
what he was working on and his name happened to
be in the corner. So I just searched his name
and there was like nothing there. But then all of
a sudden there was this one like website of I
guess people that just investigate crimes and things were kind

(48:20):
of matching up. And it happened to be like he
killed his ex wife or and their kid was in
the room and he was crazy and oh my god,
it freaked out.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
How many dates did you go on with that?

Speaker 13 (48:34):
I didn't go on any dates. I had just been
talking to him and I immediately blocked him. And I know,
but it's so scary.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
So have there been others first felon that you know of?

Speaker 13 (48:45):
So there was one other one who I found out about,
and we went on one date and he told me
that he had just gotten out of jail, and I
was like, oh my goodness and walked right away there.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Well, at least he was honest about Did you find
out why he was getting out of you know, like
what he was doing?

Speaker 13 (49:02):
I guess it was like drugs or something like that.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah, all right, wow, So do you I'm not saying
this is the case, but do you ever think that
maybe it's me? Maybe I'm attracted to these these felons
for some reason.

Speaker 13 (49:16):
I probably got to think that way.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
But I mean there's one thing, you know, it's one
thing if you're attracted to bad boys.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
It's another thing if you're attracted to murderers.

Speaker 13 (49:25):
Nate, but how do you know they're not presenting themselves
as murderers.

Speaker 29 (49:28):
They're not advertising that.

Speaker 13 (49:29):
They're presenting themselves as these, you know, wonderful men that
have established lives, that are working in New York City
with these great jobs. And then you and you find
this out.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
What was that, Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (49:40):
That's the tell wonderful guys working in New York City
with great jobs looking for women lies.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
There's a lot of great guys.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
But this is the problem.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
How many times do we see a murderer on television
and we go, oh, my gosh, he's so handsome and
he's so like I would never have known.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
I would have swiped right.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
We saw him every day. He was so kind.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Murderers come in different shapes and sizes. But this is why,
this is why we started talking about this to begin with.
In a station. It's it's more and more people are
going online and exhausting the days is investigating people. But
they're finding these things out, and maybe that's a good thing.
So keep doing it, you keep you keep studying these

(50:25):
guys you're attracted.

Speaker 13 (50:26):
To and uh told it told me to do deep
times on anybody I meet on the internet.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
The stars, the stars never lie. All right, we got
a roll in a stage. Thanks for listening to us,
and best of luck in the future.

Speaker 13 (50:38):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
What's up? Frog?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Look at Nate. He produces a morning radio show and
he's a murderer.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I'm a murder. Nobody would ever know. Yeah, guilty until
proven innocent.

Speaker 8 (50:52):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Phone tap, Jared, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 33 (51:06):
Karen wants to play a phone tap on her guy, Kevin. Now,
the couple have been on the fenceive veal having a
pool put in their yard over the past few years.
Karen for it, Kevin against the idea. So what do
I do? I call up Kevin as a guy digging
a hole in his backyards.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
That's not good.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Let's see what happened.

Speaker 34 (51:24):
Oh, hi, is this Kevin?

Speaker 18 (51:26):
Yes it is. How can I help you? Yeah?

Speaker 34 (51:28):
I'm the pool guy.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I was.

Speaker 33 (51:29):
I was hired the other day to come over and
start digging for an inground pool for a backyard.

Speaker 34 (51:35):
And I'm guessing at your backyard.

Speaker 18 (51:37):
No no, no, no, yes, yes, that's no. You've always
got the wrong information. No. Maybe she was inquiring.

Speaker 24 (51:45):
About it, but no, there's no, there's no digging, no.

Speaker 33 (51:48):
She said, she said, brand new house. She wanted to
start off, get an inground pool, going, it's nice. I
got the back home in the backyard ready to go.

Speaker 18 (51:54):
And my guys okay, no, no, take it out of
the backyard.

Speaker 24 (51:56):
Don't don't do any digging, all right.

Speaker 34 (51:58):
You want me to stop?

Speaker 33 (51:59):
Ye, yes, well, sir, I don't know if you know
that we've been we've been working now for almost an
hour and a half, so we've no.

Speaker 18 (52:06):
Put everything back. Tell you about to stop, all.

Speaker 34 (52:08):
Right, all right, I stop it, stop it. We're getting
out of here. We're getting out of here.

Speaker 21 (52:13):
Okay, just just can you put anything back the way
it was to go in the hole?

Speaker 18 (52:17):
Sir?

Speaker 34 (52:17):
Once we stop, we stopped like you found it.

Speaker 18 (52:20):
Don't sit there big oh on my yard.

Speaker 34 (52:22):
It looks like the lady of the house is home
right now.

Speaker 24 (52:25):
Okay, wait, don't okay, go to the phone.

Speaker 33 (52:27):
All right, hold on, excuse me, hey, hey, ma'am, ma'am,
the phone's for you.

Speaker 34 (52:30):
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 25 (52:32):
Is my husband what you're doing.

Speaker 18 (52:35):
Oh, he's just quiet talk last week.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
No, well, and I decided that it was it was
something that.

Speaker 25 (52:41):
We should do. It'll increase your.

Speaker 24 (52:42):
Decide decide what do you decide that this is not
something you decide? And we talked about it.

Speaker 18 (52:48):
It'll increase the property value.

Speaker 35 (52:49):
It'll be a fault.

Speaker 25 (52:50):
Why did see how since you were.

Speaker 18 (52:56):
I wonder why, I'm pen Do you want to why
because you do like this? Are you to me?

Speaker 11 (53:00):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (53:01):
No, excuse me, ma'am?

Speaker 32 (53:04):
Are you okay?

Speaker 25 (53:05):
That's what happened?

Speaker 18 (53:05):
Mam ma'am.

Speaker 33 (53:07):
Do you know that you have a septic tank in
your backyard?

Speaker 27 (53:11):
We have a septic tank in the backyard.

Speaker 28 (53:13):
At the I thought it was in the front yard.

Speaker 35 (53:18):
I had no idea.

Speaker 24 (53:19):
He had no idea. You didn't check with me with
these things.

Speaker 18 (53:22):
Oh, come on the phone.

Speaker 34 (53:25):
Sorry, but I had no idea. Hello, I'm sorry, sir. Hello.

Speaker 18 (53:29):
We have a problem.

Speaker 34 (53:31):
We have a problem.

Speaker 33 (53:32):
We're getting the back o out of the backyard and
Jose hit the septic tank and I didn't even know
there was a septic take there.

Speaker 34 (53:38):
It smells really bad back here in the yard.

Speaker 24 (53:42):
Checked before you start digging.

Speaker 33 (53:46):
We were done digging we were just trying to get
it out of the hole at all.

Speaker 34 (53:50):
Again. We're sorry, you know.

Speaker 18 (53:51):
No, no, you're sorry. Good marches up your wrap. You
good luck.

Speaker 33 (53:58):
You know there's anything we could do to help you
fix it. We know a few guys for the right
price that could come.

Speaker 18 (54:02):
All, isn't it.

Speaker 33 (54:06):
We're gonna get out of here, okay, sir, thank you
for your time.

Speaker 18 (54:09):
Sorry, you didn't know.

Speaker 8 (54:09):
What the phone.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
You don't believe we're gonna We're gonna get.

Speaker 18 (54:12):
Out of here, your husband said, we.

Speaker 14 (54:14):
Can okay, all right, thanks, no, no, no, I'm.

Speaker 18 (54:17):
Leaving work right now. I'm driving home.

Speaker 24 (54:18):
I'm calling the cops.

Speaker 11 (54:19):
All right.

Speaker 18 (54:20):
You don't let them leave. The cops from the way.
I'm on the way like every yew like I had
to come in. You know what you're doing.

Speaker 25 (54:28):
I handle everything.

Speaker 18 (54:29):
I don't have mistake.

Speaker 33 (54:32):
Ke Kevin, Kevin on my way, No, Kevin. H My
name's Garrett from elvister In in the Morning show. And you
just got phone tapped by your wife, my wife.

Speaker 18 (54:43):
Guys, it's a joke. All that's funny.

Speaker 25 (54:45):
You gotta funny.

Speaker 18 (54:47):
It should happen to you.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Jervis phone time. This phone table was pre recorded with
permission granted by.

Speaker 23 (54:55):
Participation phone tap only on Elvis in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Well, I'm going to talk about going away to camp
when you were a kid. The more we compare notes
about what we did and what we learned at camp.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Yeah, when we were kids, especially church camp.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Let me tell you when I was a little kid
and they forced me to go to church and we
went to church camp.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
I learned the ins and outs of.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
All sorts of things at church camp, and some of
it with the church camp counselors.

Speaker 8 (55:28):
Oh hello, I'm so excited for that.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
We watched them doing it like dogs in the woods.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
We're hearing from people that have the sweetest things to
text us about their first experience at camp. Like a
lot of people experienced their first kiss at camp, their
first crush. And then you have people like this who
had their first hand job, first joint. Do you know

(55:55):
how many people said they smoke their first pot at
Christian and jew sleep away camps?

Speaker 8 (56:01):
Oh my god, I met.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Yes, I mean, and a lot of people saw the
counselors doing each other. I don't go to lane two.
Is Jenny still there? I think she can help it. Hey, Jenny,
how you doing? How you feeling good.

Speaker 36 (56:15):
Oh my god, I'm so excited to actually be on
the show.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Well, thank you. It's exciting to have you here because
you have to help us with our story.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
So what did you witness at camp? H?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
First of all, what type of camp was it?

Speaker 36 (56:29):
It was a Christian camp and it was very strict,
like girls and boys couldn't walk on sidewalks together, girls
had to wear skirts. It was really really strict camp.

Speaker 7 (56:39):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Okay, So what did you witness at very strict Christian camp?

Speaker 36 (56:45):
Well, so we were all supposed to Every girl in
my cabin was supposed to be at the pool for
an hour. But I decided, like thirty minutes in that
I didn't really want to be at the pool anymore.
So I went back to my cabin and I walked
in on my counselor having sat with another counselor.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah, taking a dip in the pool. Yeah. And that's
the thing.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
I think that And hear me out.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
If you're an organizer at a church and you're organizing
church camp, don't you know this stuff is going on?
I mean because when I was a kid, it was
the only reason you went to camp. And then every
once in while they They would they would say, well,
it's time to go to the service and you know,
the Bible study. We're like, oh, no, I want to
smoke another cigarette. Anyway, Jenny, there you go. Well, thanks

(57:33):
for sharing. I hope they enjoyed their time together in
your bunk.

Speaker 13 (57:37):
Oh yeah, it was.

Speaker 36 (57:39):
It was extreme and they were trying to bribe me
into not telling anybody. But I told my mom I
got home.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Oh really, did she do anything or did she leave
it alone?

Speaker 36 (57:48):
She called the camp and then she never let my
sister and I go to camp again.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Jenny, thank you for listening. Have
a beautiful day.

Speaker 10 (57:57):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
It's a pleasure meeting you. Shelby Online twenty four It
wasn't her but your husband. No, Hey, Shelby, how are
you good? Are you doing well?

Speaker 11 (58:08):
So?

Speaker 5 (58:09):
What kind of camp was that your husband was attending.

Speaker 30 (58:13):
We were both there because we grew up in the
same church together.

Speaker 10 (58:16):
It was a Christian camp in North Florida.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Yes, I see U. I see some similarities between these
camp stories. So what did your husband do at the
Christian sleepwoy camp?

Speaker 30 (58:27):
So he got into an argument with another kid that
was in a cabin next to his and so in
the middle of the night he woke up and he
pooped in a dust pan and left it outside their
cabin door.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Oh holy, holy holy, I know. And Shelby, something tells
me that was like the most most tame thing that
happened at camp that weekend. I mean, did you did
you ever feel like, you know, these sleepwoay camps were
I mean just on the edge of like being like

(59:04):
way too much. I mean, did you see some things
that curled your hair at all?

Speaker 37 (59:09):
Yes?

Speaker 30 (59:09):
Well, my church, like the collar before, was also very
very striked, like you kind of girls had to wear
full clothes in the swimming pool. It was crazy. But yeah,
behind a lot of a lot of things like that happened.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Yeah, we're hearing a lot of this. And this is
not where like like we're exposing it for the very
first time. This has been going on for years. All right, Shelby,
you and your dustpan crap and husband have a beautiful day. Right,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Oh, I don't know, uh, Danielle camp, what did you
What is your experience?

Speaker 4 (59:41):
I went to theater camp and I just remember I
just remember my roommate doing things behind the paddlebor ball courts,
and she was, yeah, there was a lot of lollypoppy
going on, and then she'd come back in like it
was nothing, and then the next day there'd be another part.

Speaker 16 (59:56):
I'm like, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 4 (59:59):
And then I dated one of the counselors, but I
wouldn't I wouldn't sleep with them, so he wound up
finding another camper that would sleep with him, and so yeah,
that was interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Well, all the.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Campers and the counselors were very close in age, but
you just weren't allowed to date. It was just the
no no. So I wasn't like he was older than me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
But you know, seriously, every time I went for band camp,
for instance, I mean, band camp was as crazy as
it's been set up to be.

Speaker 18 (01:00:31):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
And also when I was in the high school band,
we used to go to a way to marching band competitions,
and so we'd take buses, you know, like five hours away,
and there'd be four of us in the room and
we were nuts. We were drinking cheap wine and doing
each other and like going crazy. Line twenty three is Sam, Hey, Sam,

(01:00:53):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
How's it going today for.

Speaker 35 (01:00:54):
You all good. Elvis's really nice to speak to you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Nice to speak to you. So you were a away
at Orthodox Jewish camp for the first time, and what
did you learn that important camp?

Speaker 35 (01:01:08):
Yes, this was an.

Speaker 33 (01:01:09):
All boys Orthodox Jewish camp in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 30 (01:01:11):
And uh, I smoked pot for the.

Speaker 12 (01:01:13):
First time and it was out of a soda can.

Speaker 24 (01:01:15):
It was very uh interesting how we did that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Yeah, you had to build your own bomb. Absolutely.

Speaker 29 (01:01:21):
Hey, you bowled the soda can in half.

Speaker 27 (01:01:23):
You poke some holes, put the weed in the middle,
and uh, you kind of draw the lighter back and
forth and suck the pot out of the hole.

Speaker 16 (01:01:30):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
And you learned something to be honest. When I run
out of papers, I reached for my pepsi can.

Speaker 25 (01:01:35):
I'm in there, Elvis.

Speaker 12 (01:01:38):
It was a pepsi can.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
By the way, Oh my gosh, you must be brand specific.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I love it. All right, Sam, thanks for calling, and
I hope you have a great day in and we
appreciate you listening.

Speaker 15 (01:01:47):
You two guys, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Wow, all the people texting in I figured out I
was gay at my church camp. Uh. Being a camp counselor,
we have one text check checking in a camp counselor
for five years. Probably the wildest job they ever had.
We would tape marbles to the top of body spring
and throw it into other other people's cabins to flush

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them out. Oh my god, my friend helped me shave
my pubes for the first time. At church camp, we
peed in someone's mouthwash. Oh what about you, frog? Did
you ever go to camp and witness some fun stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Yes? I went summer of seventh grade and I made
out with this girl, Heather Dawson, and she was the
first girl to ever touch it. So I was like, very,
very excited. I was the happiest kid ever. When I
went home, my mom was like, My mom was like,
you know, your parents pick you up because I stayed
away for the week, so my mom picks me up.
I was like, Mom, this was the best camp ever.
I just I wanted to go back every year. But
Heather Dawson didn't go back the next year, so I

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didn't go back. I'll never know what happened to Heather Dawson.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
For kids, all the camps it is, it is Yandhi.
Did you ever go to any camps when you were
growing up?

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
I didn't do the religious camps, and I went to
soccer camp and that was co ed and there was
definitely a lot of ball juggling going on. There a
lots of stuff. You have the co ed camps, it
goes down. I don't care which camp it is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Yeah, line force, Ashland. Oh a counselor. Let's get it
from a counselor's point of view. Hello, Ashland, do you
hear these stories and these this is just a tip
of the iceberg. We're getting so many texts from people,
some stuff we can't even repeat on the show. So,
as a counselor, what did you what did you witness
and how did you have to do your job effectively?

Speaker 37 (01:03:30):
So I was a weight loss camp counselor for three years.
I guess you could call it a fat camp. I
would prefer not to you, but the kids where they
took this opportunity to feel very comfortable in their bodies.

Speaker 10 (01:03:43):
I will put it this way.

Speaker 37 (01:03:45):
So every night you would get posted in position. You know,
it might be outside the girls sons, the boys sons
of the cafeteria, but there was another position that involved
a flashlight and that was called nookie patrol flashlight and
you would be told to traverse the woods looking for
young men women that found love, perhaps after dinner, and

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would take to the wood to consummate their newfound relationships.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Wow, they're doing in the bushes.

Speaker 36 (01:04:16):
Wow.

Speaker 37 (01:04:18):
I have never gone on Mickey Patrol and not broken
up at least three couples and sometimes there were three
people together.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Yeah, yeah, good, Wow, you're right though, it's hedonism for kids.
Nice right, Well, thank you for sharing and thanks for listening.
Most of all, have a good day. Okay, dare we
go to Scotty Bee?

Speaker 18 (01:04:45):
Ye?

Speaker 8 (01:04:45):
Please do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
If you watch our fifteen minute morning show podcast, you
know Scotty Bee always takes it over the line. So
whoa Scotty Bee?

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
What would you guys do at camp? I thought this
was normal.

Speaker 38 (01:04:56):
So we would all sit on my bed, all the
boys in my bunk which sit on my bed, and
I had a little radio and we would listen to
doctor Ruth sexually speaking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
On the radio, and we would like pitch tents as Yeah.
It was great doctor Ruth. Of course she was. She
was a great sex counselor and she still is. But
to hear her speak, I don't know how you could
pitch a tent listening to that.

Speaker 38 (01:05:25):
Any at that point, anything worked, so you.

Speaker 39 (01:05:27):
Know, yeah, wow, yeah, Ali Gold she checked instead of
boy touched her boobs for the first time at sleep
away camp and all went down in the gazebo.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Oh yeah, well there you have it. Wow. I can't
even tell you. We could write a book with all
the texts that are coming through.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
This makes me happy. I'm glad that I wasn't the
only one that experienced some really weird summer camp things.

Speaker 23 (01:05:57):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that got
he can't talk about on the Big Show.

Speaker 6 (01:06:02):
I recently discovered I've never been sicker.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
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Speaker 23 (01:06:09):
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
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Speaker 34 (01:06:14):
I have a restraining order against them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Oh.

Speaker 23 (01:06:16):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show. Elvis ter Ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
The list of things we have to talk about coming up?
All right? Have you ever had to sign an NDA?
Have you ever worked with someone or more juicy than that?
Have you ever dated someone who is a celebrity or
a powerful business person who made you sign a non
disclosure agreement promising you wouldn't talk about anything you did

(01:06:44):
with them he including you know, account information, money information,
butt play whatever. All right now, Really a lot of
people listening have had to sign a non disclosure agreement.
Maybe you're a nanny for a family. You know, there
could be a million of different million and one different
ways we want to hear from you. Of course I

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knew you can't give names. The funny ways are weird
at frightening ways parents punish their kids.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
What was that snowshovel a story you told us?

Speaker 11 (01:07:14):
Kandhi?

Speaker 6 (01:07:15):
One kid said that they lost the snowshovels while they
were outside building a fort, so their parents made them
dig their way from the driveway with pots and pans instead.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
By the way, I see a topic train segment coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
I like it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Would you be afraid guys to walk into a cat
cafe by yourself to enjoy a cappuccino and play with
a cat?

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
Scary ones to know?

Speaker 18 (01:07:47):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
I have other ones. Let's see and decisive people. Are
you one of those who takes an hour or two
just to choose like a set of sheets for your bed?

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Yep, me, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
I'll tell you what. We have a topic train forming.
I see what happening. When's the last time you had
a snake eat an entire live frog on your back porch?

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
It happened to Froggy yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Any of these topics textas now I want to hear
from you Texas at fifty five one hundred or call
Straighten eight. It's a good Imagine a train, a train
of topics.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
I like this idea.

Speaker 36 (01:08:24):
Train is the topic trays even mine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Don't let anyone try to convince you this was their idea,
this was our idea. Okay, it's true, Danielle. You know
how this thing is born?

Speaker 18 (01:08:42):
You?

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Yes, I remember exactly how it was born.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Okay, there you go. So several topics were juggling today
Dale Dale Online Night Dale has been on the whold. Dale.
Thank you for your patience. I appreciate it.

Speaker 12 (01:08:55):
Thank you for having me. It hasn't been too bad.
I've been I woke up late, so I'm just driving
to work.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Would go good?

Speaker 18 (01:09:00):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
I love it when you wake up late.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Dale. So there's also another topic, how indecisive are you?

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
And you obviously had a.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Nerve that was Yang. We had a nerve with you,
talk about your indecisiveness Dale Ago.

Speaker 35 (01:09:13):
So I was picking.

Speaker 12 (01:09:14):
I wanted to get a new comforter, and it took
me literally over a year to pick one out. I
finally picked one out, got it, had it for a month,
hated it, and then picked one out on Amazon in
five minutes after deciding I wanted a new one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
See what is that about indecisiveness?

Speaker 19 (01:09:29):
Yep, and you no clue.

Speaker 12 (01:09:31):
I was being picky for no reason. And the one
I have now I love and it was cheaper than
the one I originally bought.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Did you go Coast to boy? Joshua works with us,
one of our favorite guys. He and I went to Ikea.
He wanted to buy a bed. We were there for
I kid you, not three and a half hours.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
No, to buy a bed.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
At Idea straight Nate's dad he got kicked out of
a shoe store because he couldn't make up his mind
with shoes. He wanted, Hey, Nate, how long was your
dad and that shoe store before they kicked him out?

Speaker 16 (01:10:01):
The first one three hours, the second one two.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Hours, and they asked him never to come back.

Speaker 22 (01:10:05):
Yeah, the first, oh my god, hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Yeah, I know, but wait, one store told him just
to take the shoes and go, and I'm thinking, wait
a minute, is this the way to get free shoes?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
You have there?

Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
Try it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Dale? Do you have this problem with other things in
your life like Okay, what am I going to have
for dinner? Or where are we going to go for dinner?
Is there a restaurant? And you just cannot make up
your mind? And when you do, you change your mind
to something else.

Speaker 12 (01:10:28):
Oh, absolutely all the time. And then there was another one.
I was trying to figure pick out a new uh
dog leash.

Speaker 19 (01:10:34):
It took me probably months. It's a freaking dog leash.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
Oh god?

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Oh well, the good news is Dale has a dog
and we love our dog owners right now. Yes, thank you,
and thanks for not being indecisive and choosing our morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
We appreciate it very much.

Speaker 12 (01:10:50):
Every day, you guys need to do the topic train more.
It's one of my favorite segments.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
I know I invented it now that people take crank
for it, but it was all my idea. All right,
thank you, Dale, have a great Erica. Line three, Let's
see which topic you calling about? Oh, did you actually
witness a snake eating a live animal right in front
of you like froggy witness on his back porch yesterday.

Speaker 28 (01:11:11):
Oh, I definitely did.

Speaker 29 (01:11:13):
I am a second grade teacher at an elementary school,
and my kids ran over.

Speaker 28 (01:11:17):
To me saying, come, come, there's a snake eating an animal.

Speaker 29 (01:11:20):
I'm like, oh God. When I get there, there's just
frog legs sticking out of the snake's mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Screaming mortified.

Speaker 28 (01:11:29):
I got to join it because I'm like terrified of snakes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
To me too, me too, horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Yeah, the same thing. I was sitting eating lunch. My
dogs were losing it at the back door, and I
go to the back door and I look and there's
about a three or four foot black snake with the
frog legs hanging out of his mouth, just like wiggling
in the air as this snake is devouring it. And
over time he did, he got it all down, and
he went about his little merry way.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
Oh merry way. The snakes don't have a merry way.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Everybody says the black snake is good. I should keep
him around to roll out the red carpet for him,
because I don't want him to leave because he keeps
all the bad snakes away.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
But Erica, one day, Frog's gonna come back from work
and he's gonna see his wife, Lisa's legs hanging out
of a snakemouth. Shaky well, Erica, So sorry for the awful,
awful scene that you and your students witnessed. Thank you
for being a teacher. You know we love our teachers, Erica,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 29 (01:12:21):
No, thank you, guys, have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Thank you. Line twenty four JJ, Hey, JJ, how's it going? Man?

Speaker 21 (01:12:29):
Good?

Speaker 22 (01:12:29):
Yourself doing okay?

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
So the other day, Scary says, you know what, I
drove by this cat cafe and I really wanted to
just drop on in by myself and have a catacchino
and pet the feline feline critters in there. But I
felt like as a grown man, I would be judged
and they would think I was some sort of weird
oh psycho, So JJ, do you agree? Do you? Is

(01:12:52):
it okay to stop by a cat cafe or something
like that and as a grown man by yourself and
enjoy the day.

Speaker 22 (01:12:58):
Well in the Marine Corps over in Japan, So I've
worked to cafes by myself before, and recently I went
to Tokyo to a hedgehog flash Bunny cafe.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Yes, wow, wait, wait it's a wait a cafe with
hedgehogs and bunnies.

Speaker 17 (01:13:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Did you okay, well you were by yourself? Did you
go in by yourself?

Speaker 25 (01:13:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Wow, you're a better man than I. JJ, I cannot,
I couldn't. So I don't understand. Why are you scary?
Why are you so embarrassed to go into a cat cafe?
Or you know what? You gotta keep in mind, JJ,
he won't even go sit at a restaurant by himself
and eat, right, I think is judging him just now.

Speaker 9 (01:13:41):
I started to be able to go to the bar
by myself and sit at the bar. But but listen,
it took me for years. The hedgehog, the bunny and
the cat, those are very little, friendly creatures. You walk
into one of those, and you're a grown man by yourself,
petting one, drinking a catachino.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
It seems to me it's.

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
A little bit now.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
Oh, this is why men. Men don't feel like they
can show emotion. You want to touch a little animal?
Go ahead, what's wrong with that?

Speaker 18 (01:14:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
You touch your little animal every night?

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Scary if you know what exactly? JJ? So you went in,
you went into the Hedgehog Bunny Cafe and you walked
out feeling how I mean, did it change your life?

Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
Did you enjoy it?

Speaker 21 (01:14:18):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (01:14:18):
I mean it was just great, like the first time, emver,
like actually holding a hedgehog and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
So yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
Come on, Scary, go to the cat cafe.

Speaker 9 (01:14:27):
Stop being a find one in the city as it
calls me cringe for doing it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:31):
No, who cares if they do?

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Yeah, that's my point. Why do you care? Some people
go through life JJ like Scary, love him thinking the
whole world is always watching him and judging him. They aren't.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
No one cares, you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Know, for your friends, we love you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
You've been wanting a cat for so long, but you
realize maybe your lifestyle isn't the best right now for
a cat, so you're finding another way to get your
kiddy fixed exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Judging Japan hang out with hedgehog.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
J Thank you, Thank you so much for listening to us,
and thanks for serving our country. And you have a
beautiful day to day. Okay, you two guys, Thank you,
Wendy on line twenty three. Another topic on the topic
train weird ways your parents used to punish you as
a kid. Hey, Wendy, welcome to the show. Hi, God, Well,
listen what happened? You got into some trouble and what

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did you do? And then what did your parents do
to punish you?

Speaker 36 (01:15:24):
So, me and my two brothers were caught smoking my
mom's cigarettes and she made us eat a whole pack
of cigarets.

Speaker 8 (01:15:35):
What she made you?

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
You had to eat a package cigarette?

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:15:42):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Did you throw up?

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
I have thrown up?

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Did you throw up?

Speaker 19 (01:15:46):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:15:46):
We did?

Speaker 18 (01:15:47):
Good?

Speaker 8 (01:15:47):
Yeah, yep, no I do not.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
The good news is Wendy doesn't smoke cigarettes. The bad
news is she eats a pack.

Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
Of day Yeah, guess I didn't think about that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
All right, Wendy, you learned your lesson. Thank you so
much for listening. Thanks for the story. Okay, thanks, I
love you goud so much, love you too. So on
line twenty two, it's Hannah. Another punishment story. What did
your mom make you do when you were a kid?

Speaker 21 (01:16:16):
Hi?

Speaker 30 (01:16:17):
Good morning, So good morning.

Speaker 21 (01:16:20):
Most people like you know.

Speaker 29 (01:16:21):
You hear about when they're kids they have to like
bite a bar of soap if they say a bad word. Right, Well,
that wasn't good enough for my mom. She decided to
take Frank's red hot and dawn dish soap and mix it.
Oh and she will, she would call it fresh sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Right, my, what do you call it? What sauce?

Speaker 29 (01:16:44):
Fresh sauce? Like you're being fresh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Oh god?

Speaker 29 (01:16:50):
So my brother, my little brother was a terror when
he was a kid. So I remember like the first
time he cursed, my mom took out the fresh thought
and he is like, eyes full of tears and he's
like and it's okay, Mom, I like it, and start
crying and trying to convince everybody that he liked the fresh.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Saw that is traffic. So I've heard of soaping them out,
but never a concoction that mom actually bruise up in
the kitchen while the kids are sleeping. So Nada, are
you a mother?

Speaker 36 (01:17:28):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:17:30):
I have a beautiful niece though, who just.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Turned to would you ever do that to your niece?
Would you ever give your your niece a fresh sauce?

Speaker 16 (01:17:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
The answer is no. All right, Hannah, I know, good God,
that's crazy. But your mom, I'm sure she taught you
guys some lessons. Thank you, Hannah, Thank you so much.
Beck You. On line twenty, we're talking about NDA's non
disclosure agreements. Becky Becky, good morning. Since you did sign
an n DA, I know that you're limited as to

(01:18:02):
what you can tell us, but you did sign.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
An NDA for someone who is very, very, very very wealthy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Correct.

Speaker 13 (01:18:07):
Yes, he was at one point the richest man in America.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
And so what in particular did you do for him
that he wanted you to just like keep to yourself.

Speaker 28 (01:18:18):
I worked on his private yacht, yes, for three and
a half years, and we weren't allowed to tell anybody
who owned it if they approached us.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Right, Yeah, they liked their privacy for security reasons and
for all sorts of reasons. But you didn't see anything
crazy on that yacht. It was worth hiding. It was
just you were there to protected. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
That's weird. You're in in the Morning show.

Speaker 29 (01:18:40):
The craziest thing happened when.

Speaker 32 (01:18:41):
He wasn't on board anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Yeah, I know, the craziest that happened with Becky and
everyone else who was down below. We've seen the shows.

Speaker 35 (01:18:51):
It's not like the show.

Speaker 36 (01:18:52):
I won't watch the show.

Speaker 14 (01:18:53):
Because it's really not like that. Oh really not in
real life.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
So it sounds like it's always nice to speak with you,
and it sounds like that he had a very very loyal,
loyal friend and employee as.

Speaker 31 (01:19:05):
You when you're working with Yes, I'm still on Facebook
with his son. He does amazing work around the world.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
Well, Becky will come find you and your friends list?

Speaker 13 (01:19:15):
All right, the third time I've spoken to you this year.

Speaker 31 (01:19:18):
I'm just going to be calling my folks in England
and telling them this is a hat trick.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Now we love that you're with us.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
All right, you tell the Murdochs we said hi, and
we do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
I'm kidding. Hold on one second HANDA Finally we go
talk to Ali on line six. I think this was
the weirdest text we got today or call we got
today about ways you were punished when you were a kid.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Hey, Ali, what does your mom make you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Guys? Do you and your sister?

Speaker 28 (01:19:47):
Oh my gosh, Hi, So my sister and I she's
about four years older than me.

Speaker 36 (01:19:52):
We were arguing really bad.

Speaker 13 (01:19:54):
My mom was working two jobs.

Speaker 28 (01:19:55):
She was just sick of it. So we were just fighting,
and so she made us stop and she told us
to hit each other until she was satisfied at fight club.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
I mean, and did you guys go through with it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Did your sister slap each other until your mom said stop.

Speaker 29 (01:20:14):
Oh we had to.

Speaker 37 (01:20:14):
She wouldn't love.

Speaker 28 (01:20:15):
She said, no, Mom, we're not doing it. And she said, nope, Ali,
you have to hit your sister.

Speaker 13 (01:20:19):
You have to hit her.

Speaker 28 (01:20:20):
Oh no, I would hit her and then she would
make her hit me back.

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Yeah, I don't know. I just don't think. I don't
think that was a good idea. No, it's just psychology.

Speaker 18 (01:20:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:20:32):
Done.

Speaker 28 (01:20:33):
She was a single mom of three girls, she was
working two jobs. She was just done.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
She figured that if she did that, maybe you wouldn't
hit each other anymore, because my grandfather did that to
my mom where my mom used to bite kids in school,
and one day my grandfather brought my mom over to
the kid's house that she bit and said bite her back,
and they did.

Speaker 8 (01:20:54):
Anybody again?

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
There you go. You know we should settle arguments on
our show like this. Scary you and Nate go slap
each other. Good, pull your long hair, Nate. What's that?

Speaker 21 (01:21:05):
Ali?

Speaker 28 (01:21:06):
I said, it worked. We stopped fighting.

Speaker 36 (01:21:08):
We didn't really want to hit each other.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
There you go. All right, you got it out of
your Okay, Ali, thank you so much, Go have a
great day. Thank you for listening to so much.

Speaker 28 (01:21:15):
I've listened to you guys since I was in elementary school.
I'm twenty one now.

Speaker 21 (01:21:18):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 28 (01:21:19):
I listen to you every single day.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you. I love you.
I love you. Thank you. I have a great day
with Allie.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
All Right, were running really late. Thanks for listening to
the topic train.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Als.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Okay, just a little something to think about as we
get into this conversation. Sometimes people are in a bad mood.
You know, celebrities are people too, you.

Speaker 18 (01:21:55):
Know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
I mean, can you imagine, you know, if everyone's always
in your and wanting your autograph and a picture and
I know, I know, I know. Well, if you're a celebrity,
that's part of the Okay, I get I get that.
But sometimes it may be a bit much for some
of these people.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
So as we talk about these celebrities who have are
allegedly a holes, for instance, let's let's let's start with
a scary Jerry Seinfeld story.

Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
Yes, I was at a charity event and I was
lucky enough to be in the same room with Jerry
Seinfeld and Steve Martin, I mean, comedy icons right there,
talking to each other, having a conversation. So I went
up to them and I said, hey, guys, can I
get a picture? And I was talking to them for
five minutes before I did, and then finally Jerry, they

(01:22:40):
would not to give me the picture.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Steve was into it. Jerry's like no, j was like, listen.

Speaker 9 (01:22:45):
Isn't it isn't it just do the Jerry Seinfeld voice, Elvis,
isn't it good?

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
I don't know what you want. Don't include me in
your story. Isn't it just royalty?

Speaker 9 (01:22:57):
You're a monk loyalty right now having a conversation with
us enough for you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Forget about that. Put the camera away. We're having a
conversation here, and he kind of tricked me into not
wanting a picture with him. When you originally told this story,
you didn't tell it like that. You said that you
wanted a picture with Jerry Seinfeld and Steve Martin and
they were in the middle of a private conversation and
you interrupted them and pass them. Yeah, well that's what
you said.

Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
You interrupted.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
You interrupted their conversation? Did I did?

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Yeah, because I'm like, this is a good But now
you said that you were having the conversation with them.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Yeah, you changed your story.

Speaker 24 (01:23:28):
I know.

Speaker 9 (01:23:28):
I weaved slowly in and then we've talked. I was
talking to them for a couple of minutes before I finally.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
Traded their conversation too.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
It's as bad as when you when you made Elton
John take a picture with you, and he looked like
he would rather have been getting as ye.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Look, you know, look, if you're a celebrity, I'm you're
I'm assuming that you're accustomed to people coming up and
wanting pictures, and you know, thank god they want your picture.
One day they won't. That's my motto.

Speaker 16 (01:23:55):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
We had Barry Manilow. I took my mom some place,
very manelock. She loves him, and he looked lucky. He
wanted to kill himself like this picture. My poor mom
walked away. She's like, he's not very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Well, now you know, after what I said about him
in my book, his people called and they yelled it.
They yelled at black people. Yeah, because he was a
total jerk. He was an a hole and I said
that in my book. Told mister Badelow says, he's never
been interviewed by your client, Elvis Durradden. Well, there wasn't
that an interview. It was at a charity concert anywhere.

(01:24:29):
So you know you got to take into account where
they are as well. And you know, if they're like
having dinner, yeah, you don't want to go to their
table and interrupt them stuff like that. Anyway, with that said, uh,
let's go talk to uh Christy line four. Hey Christy, Hey.

Speaker 31 (01:24:45):
How you doing?

Speaker 35 (01:24:46):
I'm so excited?

Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
Okay, So who is rude to you?

Speaker 32 (01:24:50):
Well, my nephew actually, And who can be mean to
a little kid? I mean it's in kindergarten. But we
were at a celebrity golf tournament and Tom Brady, Oh no.

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
No, let her tell her story.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Come on now, okay, what happened to Sandom?

Speaker 32 (01:25:07):
Well, you know he wanted an autograph. Everybody gave autographs
and Tom Brady was going to his car and all
the kid wanted was an autographed and he was like, no,
I'm not giving autographs. And my nephew just started crying.
I mean, he was like six years old, and it
was it was so sad. I mean, I teach kindergarten.

(01:25:29):
I mean, these poor kids, all they want is an
autograph and he was his favorite. I mean, there was
justin Timberlake and all these people and everybody was so nice,
and Tom Brady was such an a hole.

Speaker 19 (01:25:41):
I can't stand him.

Speaker 32 (01:25:42):
I he this falls into a hole.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
No no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
All right, well thank you and I so, but what
about your your nephew. Does Eve still idolize Tom Brady?

Speaker 35 (01:25:56):
Oh oh no.

Speaker 32 (01:25:57):
No no, no no no. And he's like twenty one
now and he has never.

Speaker 12 (01:26:01):
Rooted for them ever.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
See what happens? All right there?

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
I love you guys, love.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
You more, love you more.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Take it easy?

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
Yeah, gandhi, what well?

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
I don't even like Tom Brady, Okay, but I'm gonna
say I know for a fact that he gets approached
all the time for autographs, and sometimes parents and really
creepy fans will send a child to get the autograph
and then they try to turn around and sell it
and do really weird things for it or with it.
So maybe that's why he was a jerk. But again,
don't like Tom Brady, so I want to believe he
was actually.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Yeah, see Christy, Christy wasn't doing it. She was doing
it for her nephew. Robert online nine, Hey, Robert, Hey,
good morning Robert. Now which celebrity was a jerk.

Speaker 19 (01:26:38):
To you, Well, it was really to my wife. My
wife was a huge Bear Naked Ladies fan, and we
actually followed them on tour with the vehicles just wherever
they went, we went. Well, when they come out after
the show, they do the little walk through meet and
greet with people out back. My wife took a picture
with every member. When it came to Stephen Page, I

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asked if I could take his picture. He says, what
difference does it make? You're gonna do it anyway. I'm like, okay,
camera away.

Speaker 21 (01:27:06):
Didn't know it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Wow, Now.

Speaker 19 (01:27:10):
I hate how wonderful Canada is that I had to
dumb that. So I will sandwich that with the good ones.
The best celebrity I ever met was Russell Peters.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
Oh, I love him. He's a He's an Indian comedian.
If people don't know who he is, he's hilarous.

Speaker 19 (01:27:27):
Nice, and he is one of the nicest guys you
will ever meet. The things he did, the things he.

Speaker 12 (01:27:33):
Did when he found out I wanted an.

Speaker 19 (01:27:34):
Autograph, We're unbelievable, pulled me back into the green room,
kept me back to kept offering me something to eat
or drink. Sweetest man you ever met.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
But you know, it's good here. It's good to hear
the positive ones. Very good to hear that. All right,
listen you and your wife. You know, I know you
hate bear naked ladies now, but just not all of them,
just one of them. So it's good. All right, Robert,
thank you very much. Uh, let's see a line fifteen
is Jace. Let's go talk to him.

Speaker 35 (01:27:59):
Hey, j good morning. I'll how you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
We're doing okay. So whench celebrity was rude.

Speaker 35 (01:28:04):
To you, Uh, there's this lady who's on the radio.
Her name is miss daniel Monaro.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Oh, Danielle, come on, what I did?

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
We're cooking all right, tell me what I did?

Speaker 24 (01:28:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
What did she do to you?

Speaker 35 (01:28:19):
So this had to have been about ten or fifteen
years ago. I was living in New York and I
was hearing you guys on multiple stations because you guys
are syndicated. I didn't know how it worked. I called
up there and I was like, oh my goodness, hey,
wait a minute, what radio station is this? And Danielle
said to you one hundred and I went, well, wait
a minute, you're on Q one O two and you're
on this one, and you're on that one. She goes,
get syndication. I'm like, so wait a minute, you guys

(01:28:41):
work for all of them. And her favorite line, she says,
what are you stupid?

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
God, I don't recall the conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Wait, he recalls it, what do you what are you stupid?

Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
I must have been answering the phones back then.

Speaker 35 (01:29:01):
I guess it was about ten or fifteen years ago,
and I was like, wait a minute, that was rude.
But I love you today. That's a damn sure. I
love you.

Speaker 8 (01:29:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 35 (01:29:11):
I know it was you, because I don't think anybody
else has ever asked me if I was stupid before you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Weren't answering phones then you were on the are And
you know what, he even as you were so so
mean and evil to him, he still likes listening to
the show and still likes you.

Speaker 8 (01:29:27):
Very sweet of you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Don't be stupid. That's all because I know how she
says it. She says it to me all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
So if I say that to you, I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
So yeah, right, all right, thank you, Jason. She loves you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
She loves you.

Speaker 11 (01:29:41):
I'll call you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
Stupid Steve on like three, Hello Steve, Steve. Are you
still there? We lost Steve?

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
He was calling to say that Michael Winslow.

Speaker 34 (01:29:54):
Was mean to him.

Speaker 40 (01:29:55):
I'm here, I'm here.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
Well where'd you go? Oh my god, we thought we
lost you, Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
Steve. So, Michael Winslow, he's the comedian guy that does
the sound effects, and he was in a movie like
a fifteen twenty years ago or more.

Speaker 40 (01:30:07):
Yeah, the Police Academy movies, remember exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Yes, yes, he's the guy that made it, makes all
the like the sound effects.

Speaker 8 (01:30:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 40 (01:30:14):
Yeah, So what happened to intern? I was an intern
at a radio station, right, and he was like my
first celebrity I was in because he was doing a
comedy show. So I went up to him. I'm like, hey,
mister Winslow, I have an on air radio show on
my college radio station. Can you just do like as
ID for me? And he's like, no, my voices trademark,

(01:30:38):
I cannot do that. So I'm like, all right, cool.
I walk out. Then he said to the host of
the show, keep that psychopath away from me. So I'm like, so,
I'm like found I found this out after the fact.
I'm like, bitch, you ain't seen cycle Path yet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
Oh my god, well, Michael Winslow, I'm sure I don't
what's he what's he doing? Now?

Speaker 18 (01:31:04):
Do we know?

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
Is he?

Speaker 40 (01:31:05):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
He's wishing?

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
He's wishing?

Speaker 40 (01:31:07):
You do you do a sound effect of chainsaw cutting
off his freaking arms? About that?

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Okay? You anger there, Steve.

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
You know, even though it's even though it's.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Years later, you are now officially an intern for our show,
and you can come up here anytime you want.

Speaker 13 (01:31:25):
I would love to.

Speaker 40 (01:31:26):
That would be my dream coming to you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Thank you, thank you psycho.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
You're fabulous by Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
This text here says chevy Chase was an a hole.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
I've heard that.

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
Poor buddy says that difference we had the same thing with.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Him, nobody with his wife is the sweetest lady in
the world.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
His wife is so nice.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
I don't know what you know what I don't know?

Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
Fun?

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Hey, Connie, Hi? And so who is roade to you?
The old State twins both at the same time.

Speaker 19 (01:32:02):
That's time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
What happened?

Speaker 10 (01:32:06):
Well, we were at a kmart in Bridgehampton, so already
off to a bad start.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Okay, I love that kmart, by the way, love it.

Speaker 10 (01:32:16):
But I got so excited as a kid of the nineties.
I was like, oh my god, the Olsen twins. So
I went up to them to ask for a photo.
They both looked at each other, rolled their eyes and said.

Speaker 13 (01:32:25):
This is not the appropriate place in time.

Speaker 10 (01:32:27):
Go scurry along, scurry o grouse, yep, yep.

Speaker 17 (01:32:36):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:32:37):
I wish I was making it up, but it truly happened.
And then I was very sad. But later that same
night I met Jennifer Lopez, so it made it.

Speaker 29 (01:32:44):
All the better.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
So did Jennifer Lopez tell you to scurry along? Or
was she polite?

Speaker 10 (01:32:50):
She was the nicest woman in the world. She was gorgeous.
She waved to us and wished just a happy you
know Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
She was lovely, lovely, good to hear it, a happy
ending for your day. All right, listen, thank you for
listening to us. And if I see the Olsen Twins,
I'm gonna let them know how I feel about them.

Speaker 26 (01:33:05):
Now good if I ever see them.

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Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Slash Dream Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Show at Jacob Javitt Center Today, the door's open for
Fanatics Fest NYC twenty twenty five and the guy that
puts it on every year, Michael Rubin, just walked in. Wait,
don't don't you have things to do the Javit Center?
Why are you here?

Speaker 18 (01:33:48):
You know?

Speaker 21 (01:33:49):
I came for one reason. I heard you were just
such a big sports fan. Sports was everything in your life.
I came to get you because I want to personally
bring you from the studio two Fanatics Fest.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
I'll tell you to turn you into a sports fan
once in fra the league time. The only sports about
me is the sports bra I should be wearing. Can
I get We're.

Speaker 21 (01:34:07):
Gonna make your full fledged sports fan wants in fraud?

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Okay.

Speaker 21 (01:34:11):
I want all of you guys to know I'm here
because I grew up listening to this guy on Q
one or two in philadelph when I was in high school.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
Wow, that's God's honest truth. Tell them what you said
to me? You said, I thought this Elvis guy was dead.

Speaker 21 (01:34:22):
Well, I mean to be to keep it real, I mean,
someone listened to high school, most probably are dead. So
I'm here fan, good sports fan.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
I'll tell you so. Back in the day at Q
one twin Philly, there was this local business called Mike's
Ski Shop, and we ran their commercials. We talked about him,
and then so this is Mike, but now he's Michael.

Speaker 8 (01:34:44):
Okay, I think.

Speaker 21 (01:34:45):
One eight two five Ski one. That was the phone
number you probably you probably.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Read that on air many times, probably too many. I
appreciate they fired you. I had no customers. So okay,
so I want to I'm gonna start just this first
second about the beginning. I mean, when you were a
young kid you started this entrepreneurial Yeah, stop it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
You're gonna be dead like me pretty soon. No, you're
doing great.

Speaker 21 (01:35:06):
We'll go out together.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
You we had a great time. You started on this
entrepreneurial journey as a kid. You don't come from this incredible, incredible,
wealthy family. Your dad was a veterinarian. Your mom was
a great mom and a She was a shrink, a
shrink which.

Speaker 21 (01:35:20):
Didn't help me. By the way, she didn't fixing dogs
one by one, but it didn't help me exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
And so you did it on your own. And you've
been throwing stuff at the wall and things have stuck,
and including this, of course, including fanatics doing pretty well
over there.

Speaker 21 (01:35:36):
Yes, just getting started.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
When I told my son Spencer, who's twenty, that you
were on today, I'm not even kidding you, he was like, wait, wait, wait, wait,
back it up, are you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (01:35:45):
Like he is super duper fan of yours.

Speaker 21 (01:35:48):
Shout out, Spencer, let's go Spencer. Look, the great thing
is when we were kids, you really looked up to athletes, artists, actors.
That those are the things that I think his want
to be. Now somebody like Spencer looks up and says, hey,
there's a business person that I inspired me, and I
think that's a great thing.

Speaker 8 (01:36:04):
He actually said that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
He said, if he doesn't play professional sports, he wants
to be you when he grows.

Speaker 21 (01:36:08):
Well, I'm honored and hopefully he will be better than me.
But that's a great thing about where this world is gone,
which is business is now celebrating for me. Look, people
know my story. I truly was as bad as a
student as I told people I was, I got a
seven eighty combined on my SATs. That's hard to be
that dumb.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
How many points you get for your name?

Speaker 21 (01:36:31):
Four hundred. Now I might have had a few drinks,
maybe more than a few drinks at the time was
taken it, But seven eighty combined on my SATs.

Speaker 5 (01:36:37):
Were you drinking Martinez in high school?

Speaker 21 (01:36:39):
Obviously? Okay, all right, yeah, I mean whatever, you had
that fun, I mean the tricky Aye might have even
been eighteen. Then I went to college for six weeks.
I had a one point eighty seven GPA, which I
actually posted on Instagram a few years ago when I graduated.
So I was an awful student and I really I
couldn't read, I couldn't pay attention, and is bad as

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students I was. I really was that bad of an athlete.
I was always picked last, you know, in all the sports.
So you like, you go to what you're good at,
but I was. I was born a hustle, like I
came out of the womb a hustle. Like I was
selling trading cards, you know, to all my friends parents
because they had the money. When I was eight years old,
when it would snow in Philadelphia. I was probably, you know,
knocking your door, say hey, Elvis, let me shovel your
driver for twenty bucks. But I was hiring guys for

(01:37:22):
Bucket Driveway to do the snowshelf.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Right, so I figured earlier.

Speaker 21 (01:37:25):
Yeah, So I was always. I was always a hustle
and entrepreneur. And so it's all I've done my entire life,
and I love it. And by the way I'm working,
I've always worked my ass off, but I'm working the
hardest I've ever worked, and I love it, like I'm
honored to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
And you're one of those guys. If you weren't working,
you just you just die on the vine and you'll
just you'd.

Speaker 21 (01:37:41):
Be doing after three days, I would be on suicide Watch.

Speaker 6 (01:37:45):
Okay, all right, do you have a vacation.

Speaker 21 (01:37:48):
I do vacation, But my vacations I get everyone happy
around me. So we could be like a beautiful place.
We could be, you know, on a boat somewhere like
I do one week a year outside of between Christmas
and New Year's And we're actually doing that the summer.
But I still I'm on my phone, pacing around.

Speaker 8 (01:38:03):
Do you put your phone down?

Speaker 21 (01:38:04):
Though, I mean right now, I have. I have three daughters.
They like to take my phone away from me, but
it does And I'm the thing I've learned in the
last year who's a brand new thing for me, is
I'm putting my phone down for like twenty or thirty
minute time slots, so like I can have more mental clarity.
But I'm not very good at putting my phone down.
I want to vacation. I'm not very good in not
working because I love to work because it's not work,
it's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
But isn't it a true statement? Mental clarity is your enemy.
I would think, I think you need. You need to
have a crapstorm in your head at all time. I
love action, Yeah, you need scaled it like show a number.

Speaker 21 (01:38:34):
I wake up, I want action. I go to bed,
I want and I go to bed each night physically exhausted,
and I wake up three to four hours later excited
to do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
So you're satisfied at the end of every night, and
you push the reset button most sleeping and we do.

Speaker 21 (01:38:47):
Excite it every every night. I'm just exhausted, but I'm excited,
and then I wake up just ready to kill it again.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Let's talk about what's going on a Javit Center here
in New York City today the doors open for uh fanatics,
fanatics Fast by the way, you.

Speaker 21 (01:39:00):
By the way. This whole thing is for you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
You're coming.

Speaker 21 (01:39:02):
I'm physically taking you either today tomorrow. It's gonna be.
We're gonna make you a sports fan once and for all.
I'm sick of this. Like you're you're partially in. You
might get on the Knicks band record because they were good.
Like we're gonna make your real sports ed and we
have everything to do.

Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
I'm getting into soccer now.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Maybe you could You know who speed is? Speed? You
know who's that? Okay, we gotta get you to relate
to the he's are going to be.

Speaker 21 (01:39:27):
Speed is probably there's a couple of really big streamers
Speedy cast either I want to be going to a
soccer players, No hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Speed is a great soccer player. He is.

Speaker 21 (01:39:40):
Anytime you standthing with soccer, you see Speed. We have
all the big streamers coming, and I think we can
get you playing soccer with speed.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Can you did?

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
Did you just likelize them and Eli for this year's.

Speaker 21 (01:39:53):
I'm not sure, but we got some byway we got
I mean, so for people who don't know what finax
Fest is. We started for the first time last year
year and talk about just going for something and having
no idea whether it would work or not. There had never
been a sports festival. There'd been like, you know, trading
card shows, obviously, lots of music festivals that I've been to,
Comic Coon. I went to Comic Con, like, why do

(01:40:13):
we not have this for sports fans? And the answer
was pretty clear. It was there was no company that
could really bring all the sports properties and all the
athletes together. So we came with the idea three years ago.
I went to the guy ran ComicCon and said, hey,
you're transferring, You're coming to work with us. You're gonna
build Sporticon. That was our original name, because we're just
copying Comic Con and doing it for sports. And we
launched last year for the first time. Three weeks before

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I was like, this is the hardest thing I've ever done.
This isn't gonna work. Why am I torturing myself? Like
we're building a new online sports betting business, We're building
our trading card collectible's business, we're growing their pararel business,
Like why are we doing this? And the answer was
sports fans deserve this. So last year was the first
time seventy thousand people showed up. This year, we're gonna
have probably between one hundred, one hundred and fifty thousand

(01:40:55):
people starting today for the next three days. You've got
the biggest stars in the world. You've got Lebron James
coming tomorrow. You've got Victor Yama, You've got James Harden,
Kevin Durant, cat A Nick. Now I know who is
Who's Kat's That's That's like, that's the big diva guy.
He always tells me he's not. I mean, he's stepped

(01:41:16):
on my foot. He was when he's when he's playing ball.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
He stepped on my.

Speaker 21 (01:41:19):
Foot, and that it was his fault for trying to
win the game. I mean, now you're interfering on the
game and trying to make it his mill deflected.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
I didn't say it was a bad thing. I was
kind of turned on by this guy. I like, this
side fourteen foot landed on my foot.

Speaker 21 (01:41:30):
It might be bigger than by way, it might be
bigger than for I'm going with Cat's got sixty b
He'll be there. We moved it from August last year
to juniors, so we could have all of the current
NFL players. So Russell Wilson Malik neighbors the New York Giants. Yes,
that's a it's a football team based there in New York.
I love golf. Golf is not my strength. There will
be some golfers there. It's not my strength.

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
Is Brady gonna be there this year?

Speaker 21 (01:41:54):
And Brady will be Okay, he'll be throwing football, so
we'll get you to catch a football. Maybe he does
this for He does it for kids and people were
really on coordinate, like Mace. We'll be getting to catch
a football. Tom Brady will be there. Michael Parsons CD
LAMB Jaden Daniels I said, Russell Wilson shrod. Kevin Hart's
coming this year. He's filming coldest balls there He's doing.

Speaker 8 (01:42:14):
Can I say that about Vin Art?

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
He is one of the smartest guys.

Speaker 8 (01:42:17):
He's pushed.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
He hooked up with Kayson at.

Speaker 21 (01:42:20):
Because the extreme learning from the young people.

Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
Uh and Kevin knows now I'm going to get into
the hearts of the young people, and he's doing it
the right way.

Speaker 8 (01:42:27):
It's amazing to me.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
You should buy Daniel. She knows what she's talking.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
I know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 21 (01:42:31):
Are you a sports fan? Yes, that's good at least Michael,
he's a.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
New sports By the way, Michael Rubin bringing his fanatics
fast here in New York City, opening today a Javiett Center.
It's all weekend. Hey, So apparently let your woman's last
year and you said it was the most difficult trying
the endeavor of your life, but something obviously paid off.

Speaker 5 (01:42:48):
You're doing it again this year. Did it make money
last year?

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
No, of course making money?

Speaker 21 (01:42:53):
Then Look then why are you doing it then? Because
you know it's it's it's something, it's great for our bread.
And Look, one of the things I've learned I started
I really got going with fanatics in twenty eleven after
eBay bought my first real company, and I watched so
I'd watched Amazon put so many big retailers out of business,
toys ross that we worked with at my old company,

(01:43:15):
the Sports Authority, and so I really want to figure
out how to differentiate fanatics, And so I really spent
the first eight or nine years only in the fanger business.
Then we've subsequently expanded in the fanatic sports book and
tops and the trading car business is all growing very quickly.
And if there's one thing I've learned in the beginning
years we thought about growing and being big. Big, actually

(01:43:37):
isn't good. Beloved is good. And so this is something
that makes you belove it when you come here this weekend,
what you're gonna do, Okay, and you see people look
at Faxa's beloved company because we create experiences only we
could do. When you bring Travis Scott and Jay z
into a building, and you bring Kevin Hart into a building,
you bring all these incredible NFL players, and you bring
Derek Jeter that was a Yankee.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
I'm not dead yet.

Speaker 21 (01:44:02):
Maybe I think we're still there, still there, Yeah, okay, perfect,
So you know, bringing all these people together, people at
the time of the life. And by the way, the
NFL is there, the NBA's there, Baseball's there, hockey's there,
WWE's there, you have c's there. They all came for
the first time last year. This year if one is
also coming, Fife is coming. Premier League both for you. You've

(01:44:23):
got Usta. We've got some goth things. By the way,
Dix Boarding goes has a big goth activation for you.
So there's something. There's so many things for everybody to do,
and people come. Most people spend three days open to close,
from ten o'clock today till seven o'clock today and tomorrow
Sunday ten to four. And people have the time of
their life because as a sports fans, like you're living
out the dreams of so many things you can never do.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
And by the way, when you're walking around, you're.

Speaker 21 (01:44:46):
Like, oh, there's Lebron James or oh there's Tom Brady,
Oh there's Wemby.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
It's not real. It's so surreal.

Speaker 21 (01:44:51):
You feel like you're living in a movie.

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Who was in charge of scheduling everyone? Because I can't
imagine how you get everybody scheduled for the same weekend.

Speaker 21 (01:44:58):
So the reason this thing is so hard. What we're
lucky is we have five thousand individual deals with players
through through our trading card and memorabilia business. And as
part of that, all these guys come to you know,
everyone really comes to support us. And we have this
year over three hundred athletes, celebrities, artists at an access
So I go through like the one hundred most important

(01:45:20):
each of their schedules. I've been doing this all week
and it's like it's it's just a crazy thing to
go through. But what you realize is you're bringing so
much happiness to people, Like, if you're a sports fan,
you have the time of your life here. So it
is why why did we almost not do it? And
why was it so hard? Because you're trying to get
you know, all these big personalities to come together and
do all these different things. And by the way, we

(01:45:41):
have so many stunts planned that people don't know about,
so many surprises, so many things are going to break
the Internet that you're going to see and be like, Okay,
this is crazy. Like we owned social media last year
the first time we did it.

Speaker 6 (01:45:51):
Is there ever drama behind the scenes with all these
big personalities hanging out back there?

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
Now you know the answer to that ques question.

Speaker 18 (01:46:00):
You ask.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
The witness, Yeah, answer the question, what kind of drama
to give us some juice, give us some teed? Spill it.

Speaker 21 (01:46:07):
We can never bury individual people, but bury them.

Speaker 25 (01:46:10):
No.

Speaker 21 (01:46:11):
Let me just say, when you bring a lot of
big personalities together, I mean this week alone, I've definitely
had multip people call me and say this person can't
be either, that person can't be there. I don't like, yeah,
you definitely they.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
Don't work together. Like I won't work with that one, that.

Speaker 21 (01:46:22):
One will like that there's yeah, but that's why we
love them, that's what got them where they are. But
that's like that's a normal day for us of just
you know, it's throw this person out of this, throw this.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Look.

Speaker 21 (01:46:32):
We want to be the most inclusive company in the planet.
We want to make you know, we want everyone to
be our friend because like, at the end of the day,
what I want to do is build the most beloved
brand in the world. But is there drama? Oh my god, there.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
Needs to be.

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
There is a reality show about that, and actually.

Speaker 21 (01:46:47):
A special that comes out next week or two weeks
from now. That's also they do an our special finags Fest,
and there's I mean, I just look, there's I think
we have five hundred potential media at finax Fest the
next three days. In addition to that, I think there's
over two hundred cameras just capturing content.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Okay, let's talk about the collectibles and because that's what
I'm interested in. I want to be in the collectibles business.
Collectibles is hit me in there.

Speaker 16 (01:47:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:47:08):
Well, first of all, I was a diehard. I was
so in the trading cards a kid like I used
to buy and some baseball cards like crazy. It was
great business. Was my first household, by the way. But
I never sold to my friends. I sold to my friends'
parents because they had the bankroll.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
Of course.

Speaker 21 (01:47:22):
Yeah, okay, so just just want to be clear on that.
So we got back in the business. We got in
the business. Well, I got back in the business because
of course I was at eight years old, I was
a real trading card entrepreneur. But I got back back
in the business and I came up with the idea
of the day before Thanksgiving of twenty twenty. We now
have the exclusive rights to make NBA trading cards and
I fell trading cards, Baseball trading cards, all Disney brands

(01:47:45):
or Disney Marvel. And it's a great business. But what's
made it a great business because it had a real
COVID spike, was it was gonna like it's been a
very cyclical business historically, like when we were kids, trading
cards were used and then they fell apart because the
junk wocks are and the reason is it wasn't good
thoughtful marketing and there wasn't really product innovation. So what
we've done is create tons of product innovations so we're

(01:48:07):
having a blast with it. The business growing like crazy.
It'll be over three billion dollars in revenue next year
and we have many great stunts coming from Tops this
weekend as well.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
Well, I've got a little little request for you. Uh
you need to give a scary my producer back. You're
a shout out boar again. Hold on, I have to
comment Booth number ten forty nine at Fanatics Fact, they're
selling his complete Tops Garbage Pale Kid card collection. That's
a real from the nineteen eighties, all fifteen sets.

Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
This boy's selling right there.

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
Let's go baby at the fun Go Pop Girl stand.
So you sell you coming?

Speaker 25 (01:48:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
I want to be there tomorrow.

Speaker 21 (01:48:43):
Okay, who's coming up?

Speaker 16 (01:48:44):
And access?

Speaker 18 (01:48:46):
Are you coming?

Speaker 21 (01:48:48):
You're giving me you're all.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Coming as my game?

Speaker 8 (01:48:52):
Absolutely, you're coming.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Yes I have to go.

Speaker 21 (01:48:57):
But yes, you're feeling bullied, right, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
Not No, no, no, no, I'm not coming. Yes that's
you guys.

Speaker 21 (01:49:06):
Yes, yes, we will get you to be cast on
one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
He's actually the nicest kid in the world.

Speaker 8 (01:49:13):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
He he's the sweetest kid. My pants, Phil.

Speaker 21 (01:49:19):
Your pants, I like you guys are so close that
you can pee on this panca.

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
Oh my god, you should see what else happens in
this room.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
Okay, So Michael Rubens here if you have if you
want to catch up with us, you can always go
listen to this on demand. Okay.

Speaker 22 (01:49:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
The Fanatics fast opening today through Sunday at Jabet Center.
Can I just like toot your horn for a second.

Speaker 21 (01:49:36):
I rather you abuse me and give me a heart time.
I don't like I'm not like the compliant type of guy.
I like to be picked on.

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
Okay, let's pick on this guy here. What a jerk?

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
He started a Fanatics charitable foundation. Make a wish. He's
your knee deep into that. You've also done a lot
with meaningful criminal justice reform. I know that during pandemic
you shut down assembly lines for some of your products
to help people in the medical industry have safe garments

(01:50:06):
to wear.

Speaker 5 (01:50:06):
You do things like this.

Speaker 21 (01:50:08):
Look when you're as lucky as all of us are
to have a platform, it is our responsibility to make
a difference. And that's not like BS, That's the truth.
And I think you know most people will have a
heart and like a brain. Know that, So make a wish.
I always joke about like look we started. I think
everyone knows the story. I have one of my really
close friends, Meek Mill, who went to prison for not
committing a crime in twenty seventeen. I was in the

(01:50:29):
courtroom rhythm when they sent them to two to four
years from Papin and WILLI on a motorcycle here in
New York. And as a result of that, we started
the Reform Alliance, which has really changed the probation prole
laws and we've created a pathway for eight hundred and
fifty thousand people who shouldn't be on probation prole to
exit probation proll. And the reason I tell you that
story is everyone doesn't. A lot of people agree with that.

(01:50:51):
Everyone doesn't. But it's a great thing that we're doing,
and it's actually making community safe. It's proven it makes
community safe because if you keep people on probation and
pro too long, you actually unperciding. People go to the
prison and Jelly each year didn't commit a crime. They
go for technical violation. They could have got a speeding ticket,
they could have you know, you know, gone ten minutes
you know, outside of where they're allowed to go. And anyway,
I tell you all this because like that can be

(01:51:12):
a little you know, not everyone agrees on that. Make
a wish. I always joke with people make a wishes?
Are you know the biggest organization we give money to.
If you don't like make a wish, you're a bad
yom of being if you don't and I didn't, if
you're not to make a wisher and you're a bad person, like, honestly,
stop listening, So make make a wish. I didn't really
understood how it really worked. And I went to a

(01:51:33):
Sixers game when I used to impart of the Sixers,
and a kid's wish was to sit courtside with me.
And it's actually an amazing story. The Sixers were very good.
We were playing the Magic, who at this time were
very bad. They were like the worst team in basketball.
And I said to the kid, you know, as soon
as we win the game, with taking the locker room
to meet you all and b to meet James hard
And somehow we figured out how to lose to the
worst game, the worst team in basketball. That day, we
lost the Magic and this kid was like heartbroke. He's like,

(01:51:54):
am I not going to the locker room?

Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
Now?

Speaker 21 (01:51:56):
I got you? I got you. I go back in
the locker room and tell Joel and James and Tyerus,
Max and Ham going to bring this kid who's to
make a wish kid in the locker room. And they're
all like, we just got our asses embarrassed, Like this
is like please not now, Like it's just the normal
reaction any athlete would have when they have an embarrassing loss.
So of course I do what I did. I walk
out and grab the kid, brought him in the locker
room and he's stayed in the locker room for forty

(01:52:19):
five minutes. And that night Joel texted me James hit me,
MAXI hit me. They're all like, man, thanks for bringing
that kid in the locker room. It was such great
perspective that you gave me. And that's when we I
said to my office. The next day, they find me
the CEO make a wish bringer in like, we want
to do every sports wish. We want to be the
company to grant and we love doing that. But again,
we're lucky to be in this position, and we weren't

(01:52:39):
in this position, by the way, because of the incredible sports.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
Fans we have.

Speaker 21 (01:52:42):
Now that we've got all of you guys are all sports
fans and our newest sports fans.

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
That's me.

Speaker 21 (01:52:46):
You know, that's what makes ANAX go around. So you
know we love doing it. So yes, we do like
to make a difference, but it's our responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
You just gave me goose bumps when you told that
story because you know what they needed.

Speaker 21 (01:52:56):
They not the part about it so to the match, No, No,
that part.

Speaker 1 (01:52:59):
No, the fact that you turn their hearts around when
they were they could have been in that locker room
just like just crying or mad and ready just to
burn something down. You totally change that. This kid chan
the kids changed Michael Rubin of course. Fanatics Fest NYC
twenty twenty five. Uh, it's opening today. What time is it?
What times the doors open today?

Speaker 21 (01:53:19):
Ten o'clock. I'm sprinting over there right now.

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
Okay, sprint at Javitt Center in New York. If you're
listening in Philly, you know you could just drive on up.

Speaker 21 (01:53:27):
There'll be lots lots of people from Philly. By the way,
we have a panel with a bunch of people who
won the Super Bowl. So we've got great content every
hour on the hour. There's six different stages, so like
there's one with your big Yankees fan with a Rod
Cheeter and a bunch of other Yankees. There's the coldest
ball stage where you've got you know, Tom Brady in
a cold tub, in an ice bath literally with Kevin Heart,

(01:53:48):
which I can't wait to see. You've also got Wemby
who's seven for six and Kevin who's like about two
feet Ye, that's gonna that's gonna be a good photo, mom,
I can't wait to see.

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
I mean, when we see Kevin Hart looking at Shock.

Speaker 21 (01:53:57):
He's like looking up. He's a little shot looking up
a It's gonna be amazing content tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
Are you a total sports junkie when you have a moment,
you're always keeping up with every sports team known to man?

Speaker 21 (01:54:06):
You know, I'm always real and honest. Okay, this business
takes it out of you, like it kills the fandom
in you. Because really what happens is you root for
your friends, Like who's your fan? Like who are your
friends around teams? Who your friends will play for teams?
So like I root for my friends, and so when
people move teams, my llegue and changes. So like I'm
not the I grew up a diehard Sixers fan, but

(01:54:27):
I will tell you that when you're in the sports
business and everything, every day someone wants you to go
to a game, and like it's great for the first
you know, ten to twenty years. Then you actually, you know,
you get old like me, you're still young and vibrant,
and you're kind of like you just you root for
your peeps.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
Okay, So if I said, Miami, Florida, go, what's going
on in Miami right now? Of course the other night
we got to sec the second study company.

Speaker 21 (01:54:49):
You had the Panthers for someone. I'm very proud of you.
Is this a news read you got this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
You actually know.

Speaker 21 (01:54:56):
We happen to be You're not pulling something over me. Okay,
the Panthers did in the Stanley Cup. Actually six nothing Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:55:04):
We're on Miami right now.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
Your notes.

Speaker 21 (01:55:05):
Congrats to the fans. By the way, if you were
a Panthers fan, you're excited. Go to fanatics, get all
of your championship geartts, sell them like crazy. Would have
been a little better if it was Edmonton.

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
Just saying, but Philadelphia go, I mean best sport.

Speaker 21 (01:55:23):
I mean, look, I'll tell you best sports fans in
the world. There's three cities. It's New York. It's Philly Chicago.
I mean, these fans are so rapid. I had you
guys probably saw this. So two years ago, when the
Sixers were playing the Knicks in the in the in
the second round of the playoffs. I after the first game,
I saw all these Knicks fans come and take over
the Sixers stadium. It was very depressing to see Knicks

(01:55:45):
fans just like literally, like I thought I was at
a home Knicks game. We're actually Philadelphia. So we went out,
we bought thousands of tickets for Sixers fans, and New
York retaliated by they literally went to Google and they said,
what's the worst picture of Michael Remo could ever find?
How do we use I had a fat bump, which
like I just had like hair from the back of
my head to the front of my head. I was like,
I look like a fat chip pet. Literally and literally

(01:56:08):
they put on the cover of the New York Post
and just haze me.

Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
I was like that, why I.

Speaker 21 (01:56:11):
Love New York.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
It's amazing New York.

Speaker 21 (01:56:14):
New York sports go Finags Fest. That's the only thing
going on, Yankee, you better be he said, what's going
on in New York?

Speaker 16 (01:56:21):
Right now.

Speaker 21 (01:56:21):
Fag fest is what's going on? He got tals not
a diva bigfoot because I'm fourteen, but hopefully you gave
did he make this? Did he score right after you
step there?

Speaker 1 (01:56:30):
I don't even remember it was we were drinking.

Speaker 8 (01:56:32):
What can we talk about?

Speaker 6 (01:56:33):
How he probably owes you a new pair of shoes,
because if he stuffs a pair of shoes, he will
just throw them away, so.

Speaker 21 (01:56:38):
This might well he gives them somebody who needs them.

Speaker 5 (01:56:41):
He throws gives them to people who need them.

Speaker 6 (01:56:44):
Gandhi, right, those shoes done, I'm sure of it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
I got to say, your energy is just off the
charts and heavy here is really great and all the
best break a leg at KaiA.

Speaker 21 (01:56:55):
I just need to do like one for old time says,
can you give me like a que one or two?
Shout out?

Speaker 2 (01:56:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
Can you put a couple of songs in the radio?

Speaker 21 (01:57:03):
Put a song on for me?

Speaker 1 (01:57:04):
Work done?

Speaker 21 (01:57:04):
In nine, nineteen eighty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
We were playing in the Buffalo Stance. Buffalo Stance. Here's
Nana cherry for Michael.

Speaker 5 (01:57:12):
We're going to Mike Ski shop.

Speaker 1 (01:57:13):
If you want to call him.

Speaker 21 (01:57:14):
The number is two one five eight two five Ski one.
Let's go Mike Ski Shop here in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
But Fanatics Fast NYC opening at ten am and a
few minutes and on till Sunday at Rabbett Center in
New York.

Speaker 5 (01:57:28):
Michael Ribbon, thanks for gonna beat honed to be.

Speaker 3 (01:57:30):
Here, Elvister, Elvis ter Wren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
Hey can we talk to Paul online? Nineteen Let's see,
let's see what this is all about. Hello Paul, Hi,
good morning. So we received your text, Hello Laighty. Paul
sent a text saying people that drink milk while eating
spaghetti are disgusting. Let's learn more. So why what prompted
you to send that? I'm kind of curious.

Speaker 27 (01:58:04):
That just makes me think about like Danielle with mayonnaise,
anybody that drinks milk.

Speaker 25 (01:58:08):
And eats spaghetti at the same time turns my stomach.
This is the point where I can't even look at
the person and I have to room.

Speaker 41 (01:58:17):
So your world, So, Paul, you're you're You're not saying
that You're not You're not only are you saying drinking
milk while eating spaghetti is discussing the people that do
it are disgusting as well?

Speaker 25 (01:58:28):
Right, what possible same person?

Speaker 27 (01:58:32):
You can think that having a glass of milk and
red tomato sauce is like a positive in their life.

Speaker 1 (01:58:40):
Well, that would be Nate. By the way, by the way,
we put cheese on pizza.

Speaker 25 (01:58:45):
Hello, the thing and you know what, and you can
come out of a cow's utter.

Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
But wait, but hold on, hold on, hear me out,
hear me out. Not the same thing. But like a
penne with vodka sauce, there's cream in that right.

Speaker 25 (01:59:00):
Was cooked cooked in like you know, already pre done.

Speaker 18 (01:59:04):
Is great.

Speaker 27 (01:59:05):
But an ice cold glass of milk, I could say
if you're five years old, but.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
You're well, I happened to agree with you, Paul. I
would never myself have an icy cold glass of milk
with a plate of pasta. But I'm sure there are
people out here that would like Nate, who you know,
he's from Erie. When you're from Erie, you got to
do something, you know, is there an issue with the temperature,
because I'll drink the warm milk.

Speaker 27 (01:59:34):
To go away, have a milkshake while you're having Oh
my god, I am okay.

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
But but hold on, would you now, hold on, Paul,
would you have like a hamburger with ketchup on it
while drinking a chocolate milkshake.

Speaker 25 (01:59:51):
Well, that's a that's a fifty.

Speaker 27 (01:59:53):
So I used to be a waiter when I was
a teenager and that was like a you get a
burger and.

Speaker 25 (01:59:57):
A shake, and just thought of that.

Speaker 27 (01:59:59):
Honestly, me back to that and I again turns my stomach.
Don't even want to do it. So no, never going
to do it. Milk shaked tomato ketchup.

Speaker 5 (02:00:09):
No, you know, I gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (02:00:11):
I love you. I love you. I love that you're
honest and you're obviously triggered by milk. That's okay, but
thank you for sharing. You're not alone. A lot of
people agree ice cold milk has its place with what
what would you drink ice cold milk with?

Speaker 25 (02:00:25):
Paul Cereal?

Speaker 1 (02:00:29):
Okay, rookiesies you have about.

Speaker 27 (02:00:33):
Cookies, cookies and milk is acceptable, But it depends on
the cookie, Like if it's a hot cookie out of
the oven, not.

Speaker 42 (02:00:41):
Really a fan, but if it's like a crunchy cold
cookie like a chips of boy or something, or a
taste all right, okay, milk, I love you. So sometimes
they're too salty and then it turns the milk and
then it makes you sick.

Speaker 1 (02:01:00):
Hey, can you do me a favor? Next time we
take vacation, will you come host the show? Because I
love you?

Speaker 25 (02:01:05):
Oh, that'd be great.

Speaker 27 (02:01:07):
You know, I'll be sitting in my office at work,
you know, hosting the show, taking a phone call, going
back and forth, be like.

Speaker 25 (02:01:12):
Why not topic today, sir?

Speaker 18 (02:01:13):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (02:01:13):
Why not?

Speaker 27 (02:01:14):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
And Paul, thank you for your thoughts. And those out
there who love icy cold milk with pasta. Paul is
disgusted by you.

Speaker 14 (02:01:26):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 3 (02:01:29):
Elvis Da ran in the morning show.

Speaker 5 (02:01:34):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Until next time. Say peace out, everybody, peece out, everybody,