FULL SHOW: The Day We Celebrate Elvis' Birthday

Today is our king Elvis' birthday, so we are celebrating accordingly! Plus, it's Scotty B's birthday tomorrow so we are preparing for that, too!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Elvis, it's your birthday, and we know you don't like
making a big deal out of it, so too f bad.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
We're doing it anyway.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Happy Birthday, Happy birthday, Saddie.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Can you stop it? Birthday. I'm going back to bed.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
We're just gonna say it every five minutes.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Hid. Every day should be as joyous as you guys
make this day every year. So thank you so much.
All Right, that's out of the way. Let's get on
with our lives. That was really great. Thank you guys.
It's Tuesday, it's August fifth, and here we go. Good morning, Danielle,
Morning Gandhy Money. We see this and look they're scary.

(00:56):
Good morning, scary, Happy birthday, Elvis, Thank you, scary. Producer,
Sam rolled In and the guy who's having a Birthtate tomorrow,
Scotty the Good morning Scotty, Good morning, birthday, Buddy, Good
morning Fogg. He is out today, but we were talking
to him last night. He's he's uh, he's he's listening. Yeah,
he could be the only listener at this point. And
Hello Diamond, Hello Andrew, Hello Garrett. We have a we

(01:17):
have a house full. All right, So here we go.
You promised we wouldn't have any big thing today, and
I'm so happy that I don't see any balloons. There's
no cake. No, there's no problem.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Because you said you weren't coming. So where we're waste
our money for?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I love that? Thank here? Why waste money for? I
remember when you did a birtaty and I wasn't there.
You guys had cakes, all sorts of breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's what we really thought you were gonna show up.
We were like, he's he's gonna come today. We were like, nah,
he's not coming.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
We're just said the kids though, you should get cakes
and I'm scary theeds cake. All right, let me see
what song you're Oh? Oh it's birthday cake Rihanna Chris Brown.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Okay, here we go, Daniel's favorite Chris Brown, Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Come in with your name money today? Say due ca
cake Cake? Who wrote the words of this?

Speaker 7 (02:11):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Welcome today, Scarry, push another button? Please go, thank you?
Welcome today? What do we doing today? Any guests today?

Speaker 8 (02:19):
Now?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Just Elvis? You wanted is something wanted? Something small? So
it's uh, just who you're looking at right now? Okay,
your favorite people careful what you wish for. You just
might kid it. I'm totally fine with that. I'm totally good.
You'll find that when you're my age, you don't want
you don't want anything anymore except for, you know, everything
that people don't give you. So he says, I don't

(02:41):
know what that means. Hey, moving on, Page is our
first caller of the day. She's since she uh, she's
been up early for the first time in a while.
How come we're up early today? Page? What's going on?

Speaker 8 (02:52):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Okay, there you go. She's falling off a plane or something.

Speaker 9 (02:58):
Are y, Hello, I am up early today because we
are going to Chalk, which is the Children's Hospital Sylapopia,
and we are choosing optimism to be on.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Your birthday, Elvis.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Oh, okay, you're going to chop and choosing optimism. Okay,
your day is forming? What else? Okay? What's going on
at Children's Hospital in Philadelphia today?

Speaker 10 (03:26):
So my daughter has a rare birthdy sect and they
are taking amazing care of us today. So we are
up early, enjoying the sunrise, enjoying the Elvis Durantel on
your birthday, and having a good time during the rest weekend.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
I love that. I love that. So yeah, it sounds
like you've chosen optimism as well. And I know that
we are going through life with the challenges. It's sometimes
difficult to remember that optimism the word, the O word.
But it sounds like you're doing your today. Hey guys,
Page told us to be optimist today. Can we handle that? Yeah,
of course, definitely, Thank you.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
Page.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
What's your daughter's name, Paige.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
My daughter's name is Evelynn.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
We call her baby Abby.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Okay, beautiful, you tell heavy, We said, have a beautiful,
beautiful day. And also all the people who work at
Children's Hospital Philadelphia were very familiar with their work. They
are amazing, amazing people, great spirit there. You tell them,
we said, we love them too.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Okay, amazing, Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Happy birthday, Oh, thank you, thank you very much. Hold on, Page, well,
hold on, what are you for, Page? Something good? What
do you She's got something big going on there today.

Speaker 11 (04:38):
We're going to send her the full Elvis Doranaparel line.
Thank you, hacking sacktmord.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Do you know? There? You go?

Speaker 8 (04:43):
Are?

Speaker 12 (04:44):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Screamy screaming on the horry? Hold on Page so good,
don't go anywere were gonna get your address and stuff. Hey,
you know what you choose, You choose your your day.
You wake up grumpy, you wake up feeling good and happy.
Choose that choose because I know there's a lot of
reasons in this world to not be very happy or
to feel challenged as they as I said, just you know,
make that decision. Has everyone in here decided to be

(05:05):
happy today?

Speaker 8 (05:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:06):
I'bsolutely all right. Let's keep it that way. Let's get
into the three things you need to know from Gandhi.
Let's stay, let's remain I mean full of optimism here, Gandhi,
what are your hair going on?

Speaker 13 (05:18):
I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, it's getting heated.

Speaker 14 (05:21):
In Texas, Texas House Democrats have vowed to keep fighting
Republican efforts to redraw the state's congressional map. Governor Greg
Abbott issued civil arrest warrants for lawmakers who fled Texas
to deny the chamber a quorum. On Monday, over fifty
Democrats traveled to Illinois, New York, and Massachusetts to prevent
the GOP from quickly advancing the maps, aim at adding
up to five seats ahead of the twenty twenty six midterms.

(05:42):
At a press conference in Illinois, those who fled labeled
the proposed map racist designed to dilute the voting power
of black and Hispanic communities.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Isn't that crazy? I mean, the whole story is crazy.
But yes, the only way you can probably help move
change is get the hell out of the state by
running a question. Let's do that. Let's try those some
If it works, yeah, we get out of here. Out
of here, get out of here.

Speaker 14 (06:04):
It's just nuts the way everything's playing out, all right.
The acting ahead of NASA is calling for a nuclear
reactor on the Moon. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy sent out
a directive last Thursday saying it's imperative to.

Speaker 13 (06:16):
Get it done quickly.

Speaker 14 (06:17):
Duffy says a nuclear reactor on the Moon would support
a future lunar economy and strengthen America's national security in space.
He says China and Russia are planning to put a
reactor on the Moon by the mid twenty thirties, and
they could declare a keepout zone if we don't get
there as well. And finally, officials at a Zoo and
Denmark are asking for unwanted pets says donations to help

(06:38):
feed their enclosed predators. Staffers say that the practice mirrors
the natural food chain. Donated pets like healthy horses, chickens,
and other small animals, they say, would be gently euthanized
before feeding time. The request was posted on Facebook last Thursday.
My question is if they are going to be gently euthanized,
how does that mirror the natural.

Speaker 13 (06:57):
Process of things?

Speaker 5 (06:58):
I don't order that out.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh I don't want my horse anymore? Here you got?

Speaker 5 (07:03):
I think they're asking for small pets though, So who's
the shortest on the show.

Speaker 13 (07:06):
Hmmm, Gondhi, this is not a good day for me.

Speaker 15 (07:10):
And those are your three things?

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Are you ready for your Tuesday? Here we go. Finally
he shows up.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
The Mercedes Benz Dream Days are back with offers on
vehicles like TO twenty twenty five E Class C L
E Coop C Class and e QI Sedan Hurry in
now through July thirty. First visit your local authorized dealer
or learn more at MBUSA dot com, slash.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Dream, Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Banking with Capital One helps you keep more money in
your wallet with no fees. Or minimums on checking accounts
and no overdraft fees. What's in your wallet terms apply.
See capital one dot com slash bank for details. Capital
one NA member FDIC.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm running the show Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Oh you know what, screw it. I should not have
come in for my birthday. I'm gonna go out and
I'm gonna go out and play. I'm gonna go ahead
and sign off. Now you guys carry on with the show.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
You probably could leave early and you'd have an excuse.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Well, I'm gonna leave right now. I'm going to the
w Hotel and I think there's a phone party going
on from nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Wow, Carrie, Okay.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
When does that episode we had a phone party? That
is such a nineteen nineties thing. No they still they do?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh yes, yes, Scary would know.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Scary your the phone party? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (08:29):
CanCon still has them? I haven't been. It's Santa Domingo
has it. The Dominican Republic. The hard Rock Hotel had one,
less like checks, So.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
I have to use my passport to find a phone party. God,
you just can't find a good phone party anymore. But Scary,
I know if there's phone party at the pool, or
there's sparklers in the vodka bottles. Scary's there? Yeah, I
am you are. Do you still love doing that stuff occasionally? Yeah? No,
I mean I don't do it every night. But like
I listen, I.

Speaker 16 (08:58):
Want to go and I wanted to treat I want
to be treated right, So I want to bring my friends.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
I want to have a table.

Speaker 16 (09:03):
I don't want to have to fight for a drink
at the bar like Nate does. When he's at the bar.
You jockey for presition people. No people at the bar.
Sometimes in the bar gets crowded, things get crazy. So
I don't I avoid all that. I like to have
my own place, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Having having a sparkler going on in the in the
vodka bottle, it does sort of clear a path for
your vodka model. People stay out of the way signs
of course, you know you're like delighted the marquee signs.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Scary my gosh.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
All right, well well that said, Happy birthday to you soon.
Now what's your Birthday's scary? Notun till February third. Oh god,
we have a waste to yeah, can we start planning
out order some sparklers. Bring it some foam? Where do
you get foam? Some poam into the horoscopes? Producer Sam,
what are you doing them with today?

Speaker 17 (09:53):
Our poam party?

Speaker 18 (09:54):
Princess Scary Jones?

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Scary? Okay, Well let's go. Happy birthday.

Speaker 16 (09:58):
If it's your birthday today, you share with young blood
Jesse Williams, Anthony Edwards and our own Elvis Duran and
hadn't punched fires?

Speaker 5 (10:07):
How y'all doing?

Speaker 16 (10:08):
Yeah, Leos, You're surrounded by love and positivity. Don't second
guess it, Just enjoy the gift. Your day's a nine Virgo.

Speaker 17 (10:16):
Trying not to bite off more than you can chew.
Just because you're capable doesn't mean to do it all
at once.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Your day's an eight Libra.

Speaker 16 (10:22):
Your heart is running the show this week, so stay
focused and skip the drama where you can. Your day's
a nine Scorpio.

Speaker 13 (10:28):
You need help and that's okay.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Asking the right person will get you through this with ease.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Your day's a nine Sagittarius. Pay attention to the old
thoughts tugging at you. They're letting you know something is unfinished.
Your day's an eight Capricorn.

Speaker 17 (10:40):
Don't be afraid to shake things up. Just refreshing your
routine might bring new outcomes.

Speaker 13 (10:44):
Your day's a.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Six, Aquarius.

Speaker 16 (10:46):
Keep to yourself today things are rocky and it's just
best to lay low.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Your day's a five.

Speaker 17 (10:50):
Hey, Pisces, you are getting better at centering yourself. Peace
in your mind brings peace to your world. Your day's
a ten.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Ah, he's not.

Speaker 16 (10:57):
Everyone sees you through the proper lens. Don't worry are
you about correcting them either? Your day's a seven, Hey, Tourists.

Speaker 17 (11:02):
Make those strong connections at work you never know which
will evolve into something more substantial.

Speaker 18 (11:07):
Your days an eight.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Gemini.

Speaker 16 (11:08):
You need to bring your game up today. Challenges will
arise and your current energy is just isn't it.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Your day's a seven.

Speaker 17 (11:15):
And finally, Cancer, go easy on your emotions today. You
were your biggest ally, so keep it tender, not tense.
Your days are six and those are you Tuesday morning horoscopes?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
All right, let's roll. What do we have coming up? Danielle?
What are you working on?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Is Beyonce dropping hints about her next album? And the
Lady Got on Wednesday?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Adams?

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Oh there it goes to Elvis.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Elvister ran in the Morning show. How I wait eight,
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
So do you do this thing I do every birthday?
I try to change something in my life. I do
something differently. Of course, you know, sometimes you try and
you fail, Like you don't like eating better? You know
that that thing? So I don't know. So I start
the day with a nana or a slice of pizza.
I can make good choice pizza today. Hello, all right,

(12:07):
So how do you say this? Gruns Gruns? That's an
oom you with an umlot above it. I would think
that's oh well. You know. I love Chelsea Handler. I
follow her on Instagram and she apparently the Gruns, the
Grouns company, pays her a lot of money to push
these superfoods, greens gummies. Have you seen these?

Speaker 19 (12:24):
No?

Speaker 5 (12:24):
I'm like, okay, good. If I take these, I can
look as great as Chelsea Hammler. She looks good. It
supports gut health, energy, immunity, recovery, beauty, and cognition. I
need all of the above.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
How do they taste?

Speaker 5 (12:38):
They're okay, they do have a little aftertaste. Sixty ingredients
including whole food vegetables, whole food fruits, vitamins and minerals,
super mushrooms, antioxidants, gut health, prebiotics. It's vegan, gluten free,
nut free, dairy free, no artificial colors, no artificial flavors.
What could go wrong? I'm gonna live forever. What does

(12:58):
anyone want to grooons? We would love it? Yeah, grooms. See,
I think that's all I have to do. I think
I can continue to eat pizza and eat grooms. I'm
gonna be just fine.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
What if it says that you're getting all your super greams?
Is is it the same as eating a bowl of kale? Really?

Speaker 19 (13:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
I mean it's a gummy. I can't see how it's
just as good as eating a bowl with k no anyone.

Speaker 13 (13:22):
I don't think it's the same. But I think it's
probably good.

Speaker 11 (13:24):
Yeah, but I think you could probably just get away
with a multi vitamin.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
I think I can a Flinstone' chewables like a sentrum whatever.
You silver, don't.

Speaker 13 (13:33):
Listen to any of us. Not one of us in
this room is qualified to talk about any of this.
We have no idea.

Speaker 14 (13:38):
He's like, you need that you can get away with them,
real that you can get away with just a multivity.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
So that's it, they say, Tommy.

Speaker 13 (13:46):
T for women.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I know doctors who tell you vitamins are a joke
and don't take them at all. I think it's crazy
because I'll take nine hundred vitamins.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
My doctor says, you know, keep your multi viem and going.
You know, I had my blood test on last week
for my physical, my yearly physical. Yeah, it's the same
thing every year. You need to eat more protein, less garbs,
you need to exercise more. Oh, finger test go? I
bet Wow. She didn't do it because I'm going to
the eurologist in a couple of weeks. She said, I'm
going to spare you today since she's going to the Eurologys.

(14:15):
And I liked it, you know, even though my doctor
she's a wonderful woman her I love her. Her fingers
are fatter than my Urla's this fingers.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
So then maybe you did want her to do it, you.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Know, I didn't think about it that way. Is it
page and O Kelly Kelly on nine nineteen, calling from
beautiful Oh I love sayer Ville, New Jersey. Who doesn't? Hello, Kelly?
Is it your birthday? Is it your birthday too?

Speaker 20 (14:37):
It's my birthday?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Anyway, A birthday.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 21 (14:42):
I'm prettym today.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
That was so long ago.

Speaker 21 (14:47):
I'm listening. I've been listening to Elvis since nineteen ninety six,
and I just have to tell you guys like it is.
I've been trying to call for over twenty years. I've
never gotten through. And I was only hume from work
this morning and I was like, you know what, let
me give it a try. You guys have helped me
through me too.

Speaker 20 (15:08):
You guys have helped me through so much.

Speaker 21 (15:10):
And I know I hear people say it all the
time and I think it all the time, and I'm like,
I have to get through and just tell them like
they felt me through so many different things in my life.
And I'm so thankful to be forty seven, to be here.
I have two healthy kids eighteen and fifteen, and going
to the beach day and we're gonna have a great time.
My daughter can't come, she's in a program for college,

(15:33):
but we're gonna have an awesome time, awesome, awesome time.

Speaker 22 (15:36):
I don't I'm so excited to talk to you guys.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Ell what a blessed with your kids on the beach today, Kelly,
that's the birthday we all deserve. Well, happy birthday to you.
And by the way, as I said at the beginning,
to call Kelly is from Sayerville, New Jersey, the home
of the club hunka Bunka. I remember hunka.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Bunka, Yes, Yes, remember scary on the bikes at hunk
a bunk Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Scary out of the y stays one night. It's a
hunk a bunk of ball room. And he said he
had been drinking. He's a good hour every hugging baga.
We're here to put some honker in your bunker all right. Oh,
dear God, get me out of humphing.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
The place where you were making out with the two girls.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Oh my lord, that place is gone, isn't it? Because
Kelly punk Buck is down now.

Speaker 21 (16:19):
It's now a Starland ball room.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
It's still there. Was Kelly, one of the two girls
they did.

Speaker 16 (16:26):
You make out was scary at the hunker bucka ball room.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Also hung Let's see a Hennessy. Sayerville is the home
of the birthplace of John bon Jovi.

Speaker 21 (16:35):
Everyone there you go, I got I just met him recently.
He was at my daughter's high school graduation and they
they made the theater the John bonjob Performing Arts Center.
He came and he donated money and I got to
take a picture with him and it was very exciting.
So we got twice this year.

Speaker 13 (16:57):
Here.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Yes, you know, say what you want to say about
John bon Job. He's very philanthropic. From philanthropic guy. He's
always taking care of people in the hood. We love
him very much and we love you. Happy birthday, Kelly,
have a great day of boots.

Speaker 20 (17:08):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 22 (17:11):
Love you a T shirt.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Baby, absolutely send her a happy birthday T shirts. We
hold on, hold on, okay, hold on. I was gonna
give it to her right she r oh, sit down,
it's her birthday, Sir Birta.

Speaker 13 (17:26):
You should sooner.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Uncle grumpy boy, shut up right now. You need you
didn't take your grooms this morning. You were a texting
you to say those things will make you pooh like
a goose. Let's get into the Danielle Report while I
eat my grooms. If I have to leave earlier, you
know where I am.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
So season two of Wednesday with Jenna Ortega, we cannot work.
Lady Gaga will be in the season, we know that,
and she's providing music for the sound. Now there's a
song called drop Dead that is scheduled for release in October,
just in time for Halloween. From our Lady Gag gossl

(18:08):
exciting things ahead. So the nineties we're cool for a
lot of people. What are some shows from that decade
that really changed things?

Speaker 8 (18:17):
Will?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Let me give you what the top five. They're saying
The X Files brought paranoia, science fiction, and myth making
into the mainstream. They're saying Seinfeld turned nothing into something
and changed TV comedy forever. Buffy the Vampire Slayer they're selling,
they say, elevated teen TV and proved genre could be
emotionally profound. Friends, a global phenomenon that redefined the modern sitcom.

(18:44):
And Number one they're saying is the Simpsons. It reshaped comedy, animation,
and pop culture as we know it. So do you
agree disagree with those? We thankful?

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Well, I know one thing that Simpsons did do is
apparently they saw the future.

Speaker 21 (18:59):
Right.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
A lot of the storylineser about things going on modern day, right,
they predicted this. It's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Do you remember how the Simpsons started?

Speaker 5 (19:06):
It was on the Tracy Omens.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
You got the Tracy Owen Show, and there was these
tiny little clips in between, like whatever, and I was like,
what is this crazy? These crazy people with blue hair
and whatever, and then it became its own show. Yeah,
Beyonce dumb the country thing, So what's next? Could it
be rock and roll? So she's starring in a new
ad for Levi's based her you Know on her Cowboy
Carter song Levi's Jean's. The clips starts with her on

(19:29):
a horse and then ends with her taking off on
a motorcycle, and her fans are thinking that this could
mean something. So I want to ask Diamond, Diamond, what
are your thoughts? Do you think the next thing is
a little rock and roll for Beyonce? The rock album
is coming? Yeah, there you go, Diamond. The number one fan,

(19:50):
Sharon Stones says Michael Douglas didn't want to hire her
for Basic Instinct. Imagine that movie without her because they
previously had a bad fight at a party and Michael Douglas,
as he doesn't even remember the final and the director
of The New Naked Gun, had to fight producers to
keep the snowman scene in there. It apparently ended up

(20:11):
as one of the highlights of the movie. I have
not seen the movie yet. I don't know if anybody
in here seen it. So I'm really curious as to
what the Snowman's scene is because everybody's saying it's really good.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
So I don't know, but I don't remember it.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I don't know in The New Naked Gun.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Oh I ever seen it.

Speaker 22 (20:27):
I don't remember it.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
So that's what I'm saying. None of us know what
it is.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Can I see that? Congratulations past weekend? I think I
was there. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Congratulations Dick Helvin Harrisy and his wife. They are new parents.
They welcome their son on July twentieth, so we're finding
out a little bit late, but uh, happy births there.
America's got talents on You've got the Snake, Hard Knocks,
It's training camp with the Buffalo Bills. Watch What Happens Live.
You also have on Bravo part two of the Valley
Season reunion. Ann Elvis. He's talking about The Hunting Wives

(20:59):
on Netflix and yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Okay, we got to talk about it in your report
next hour, We've got to talk about the Hunting Wives.
I want people to call up who've seen it. It
is filthy.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Don't watch it with Grandma or the kids.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
No, No, they would love it. I can't wait. And
as you're Daniel repair No, no, I mean it is.
I mean it is slimy, slippery, sexy and pervy all
in one. All right, sounds like an evening out with Nate.
You'd enjoy it too, Yeah, yeah, uh and there you did.
I just found out from Garrett what the Snowman scene

(21:31):
is all about in UK and uh whatever it's called.
And they're saying it's pretty interesting.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, they're saying they're happy that I got left in
because it almost did not make it.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Okay, all right, with that said, we'll.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Be right nowt Elvista Rands after Party.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Okay, Dan, if you're gonna go topics.

Speaker 15 (21:49):
You've never hear on the air, Oh God, get away
from Katie.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Listen now on the.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Ihearn radio app or wherever you bet your podcasts.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
It is the what is it called Elvista.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Rands after part.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Ask for it by name Elvister right in the morning show.
The home You've worked so hard for is ready to
work hard for you with a home equity loan from
Rocket Mortgage. To learn how you can turn your home
equity into cash, visit Rocket mortgage dot com today. Rocket
Mortgage LLC license in fifty states nmlscoonsumer access dot Org
number thirty thirty.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
The moment you wake up, Wake up, Elvis d Ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
All right, I can't wait till next hour to talk
about this. I got to talk about The Hunting Wives
right now. It's on Netflix. A lot of people are
texting in. You see the texts. They're catching on to
this show. So it's the series. I think we finished
four episodes last night. I think I'm going to see
the whole thing. But I will tell you this, there's
so much sex, so much spicy stuff going on in
this thing. I was getting a little nervous.

Speaker 13 (22:53):
Really makes sense.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
I was getting anxiety looking at all this sex going on. Wow,
I mean everyone's doing everyone. I mean everyone's doing everyone.
I'm without giving anything away, I will tell you it's
about husbands and wives. The husbands go one way, the
wives go another way, and the wives have these parties together.
It's just the wives and they get down with each other,
they get freaky, they get drunk. Wow, I mean, it's

(23:15):
it's insane.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Do the husbands know about this party?

Speaker 5 (23:17):
No? No, but there is some open relationship stuff going on.
But well, I don't want to give away too much. Okay,
there's a I think there's some high school seniors involved
them stuff. Oh scary is inn now up?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Now he's gonna out it. He never watches anything.

Speaker 13 (23:36):
He'll watch it that I'll glacious.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
I need another sparkler for my body bottle. No, I mean,
it's it's insane. If you've seen of the Hunting Wives,
you know what I'm talking about. But I was watching
it with Alex and I was I wasn't getting embarrassed
because he was watching. I was just I don't know,
I think I've I've I don't know. It's it made
me a little anxious. Hey, I don't know. But if
you need a new show to watch it, give it

(23:59):
a try. Yeah, don't Dermott mulroney is in it. That's
how you say his name. Yes, he's in it, and
there's a lot of people know it anyway, watch it.
It's interesting, yes, Nate.

Speaker 11 (24:10):
They need that warning when the when the show starts,
you know, explicit language whatever.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
You may not want to watch this with your parents, right.
They need that warning because there's nothing more awkward.

Speaker 23 (24:22):
Than that somebody going downtown an s f W issue
in s fpright not safe for parents.

Speaker 13 (24:33):
My dad's eyes.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Does he Oh yeah, he.

Speaker 14 (24:37):
Even if it's like maybe mild kissing, He's like, oh no,
put his hand in front of my face, like really, okay, Yah,
I'm gonna let you live in that lie.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
That's so nice. Dead loves you. Uh So, what do
you what are you seeing on in the news today? Gone?
Do you think interesting going on?

Speaker 14 (24:53):
I mean, I think at the top of everyone's what
the hell is the Denmark Zoos story?

Speaker 13 (24:57):
Because what the hell?

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Oh? What about another story? We're talking about the influencer
and the business model in New York City. This is
a strange one. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (25:07):
Apparently these two influencers who were married, had been having
some tough times and one called his father and said
that his partner was coming after him, and then he
was found murdered, allegedly murdered.

Speaker 13 (25:21):
They're looking into it, I guess, so investigating on the toilet.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Yes, he was stabbed on the toilet, but they're trying
to figure out if he stabbed himself on the toilet
or he was stabbed well.

Speaker 14 (25:31):
Based on the injuries, it doesn't really seem like he
could have done that to himself.

Speaker 13 (25:34):
But what do I know, and.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm pretty sure this guy was in trouble before by
doing something to his husband and threatening him and stuff
like that. So I yeah, I just got a little bit.
But can you imagine if this happened to you, though,
you die on the toilet by getting stabbed, You're up
and heaven, You're looking down. You're like, really, could you
not picked the different place to do it?

Speaker 3 (25:53):
I'd really done the toilet well.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Nate was saying that a lot of people do die
on the toilet because, you know, when you're feeling sicky,
you sometimes go to the bathroom, you know, to get
away from others or to you know, be near the whatever.
And some people the chance of dying in the bathroom
is greater than mother rooms. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 14 (26:10):
And also don't a lot of people have like heart
issues because they're trying to force something to happen.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
I've heard that too.

Speaker 11 (26:18):
Somebody in the Sopranos died because he was constipated, you
remember that, Yeah, and then he gave himself an aneurysm
because he was pushing so hard.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Oh God, I need some fiber.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Drink your water, eat your fiber.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yes, yeah, I mean, there's a record of Elvis is
dying on the toilet. I don't want to be the
heads one.

Speaker 15 (26:34):
There can only be one, there cannot be two.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
I refuse to send the toilet, but I will say.
We're talking about this during the song. Dogs have this thing.
They want to protect you. So if you go and
you sit on the toilet, my dogs run into the
bathroom and then turn around in the doorway and face
outward to protect me. So sweet dogs, do that? I
mean you know that? Write Scotty Bee, you got a dog?

(26:58):
Does your dog?

Speaker 24 (26:59):
Sawyer is constantly in the bathroom with me. He follows
me in every time.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Now, but does he sit in the doorway and look
out to make sure no one's coming in to hurt daddy?

Speaker 24 (27:06):
Now he falls asleep, but he sits next to me.
Oh that's not because I said that for so long.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Here we go, so Stoddy's I'm on the toilet for sure.

Speaker 20 (27:16):
Jeez.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Hey, So the name of the Netflix show people were
asking is the Hunting Wives. Check it out. Do you
have any games, any fun to do today? What do
you want to do?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (27:27):
So remember how yesterday's game was disastrous? She was I added.

Speaker 15 (27:31):
Four new answers and we have a whole new version
of it.

Speaker 13 (27:33):
So here we go.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
If you want to what's it? Funny women, funny ladies, Yeah,
funny ladies, all right, if you know your funny comedians,
please know them? Is it? Is it? Diamond? Is she
just getting bad callers? Dial? Turned Diamond on Diamond, Diamond me,
it's always you. Maybe can you make sure we get

(27:54):
some good good a good caller to play this thing today?
Good luck?

Speaker 14 (27:58):
Yeah, just like women who make us laugh, it's you know,
comedic actresses.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
I think that you can get these, all right, call
Diamond now you must know your women who make us
laugh eight hundred two four two zero one hundred Waking.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Up in the morning, Elvis Joane in the morning show?
Is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yeah. We tried this game, this sound game from Gondhi
yesterday and it it failed And it wasn't the game's fault.
It it's about comedians and still people, you know, if
they hear the sound of a comedian, they don't aways know,
don't always know who it is. And so we need
someone on the line who knows their comedians. And Diamond
has sworn to us that Nicole on Line eleven is

(28:39):
the one, so welcome, the one and only Nicole. Yes
here it's you. So you know your comedians. I really
hope I do diamonds depending on me. Oh god, we're
all depending on you. Yesterday. Wait, we couldn't figure hear

(29:00):
these out? Well we could, but the callers couldn't onn.
So here's how it works. We'll explain it to her. Gandhi.

Speaker 14 (29:05):
Okay, so you're gonna hear a piece of sound from
a very funny lady. It could be a comedian, earn actress,
to somebody who makes America laugh. All you have to
do is guess the person.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
That's it?

Speaker 13 (29:14):
All right, So what's probably I think you can do?

Speaker 5 (29:17):
The pressures on. This is supposed to be fun. Now
I'm making I'm making it really frightening and treacherous. Alight,
here fun talking to you guys. Okay now and then
now Nicole, just give her the prize she wins. All right,
Funny ladies, Funny ladies. Take two. Here is funny lady
number one? Who is this?

Speaker 15 (29:35):
I've YadA YadA sex.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I met this lawyer. We went out to dinner.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I had the lobster bisk We went back to my place.

Speaker 13 (29:41):
YadA YadA, YadA.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I never heard from them again.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Who's that?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
I almost want to play Brian Drescha, but I don't
think it is.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Okay, no, any guesses in the room. Who that is?

Speaker 8 (29:56):
That?

Speaker 16 (29:57):
Julia Louis Dreyfuss something.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yeah, there was well, oh god, if only we'd waited.
But you know, oh yeah, hold on, you'll get this one.
Here's Funny Ladies Part two, number two.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Oh oh, big fellow. They said whale. Okay, maybe he
only speaks whale. What do you she'd try hump back?

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Yeah? Who was that? You can hear her voice? There's
a character you know her in in other funny places too.
I know her.

Speaker 19 (30:34):
I know her?

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Okay, you do?

Speaker 25 (30:36):
You know?

Speaker 5 (30:36):
All these people work it through? Let's see who could
it be? She's funny, she's a lady voiceover for some controversy. Yeah,
uh okay, that's Ellen DeGeneres. Yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 26 (30:56):
You guys make me nervous.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
That's why I can't get them.

Speaker 12 (31:00):
I have it.

Speaker 27 (31:02):
I have beat the bunny lady floating around in my
head trying to pull two a tree together.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Okay, all right, no, no, it can't be confusing. We're
not We're not doubting that. All right, here is oh
see if you can get this one. Here is a
funny lady number three.

Speaker 19 (31:14):
So let's have a glass of wine and have makeup
sex until the end of time, dying, dying time.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
T alright, do you know who? Junifers? That is? Any
guesses in the room? Anyone?

Speaker 22 (31:41):
What?

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Who? Hello?

Speaker 22 (31:46):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (31:47):
I'm sure okay? Any? Well, guess who in the room
can guess this? Any want? Anna Flerrish, Yes.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
It is Hi.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
I'm gonna say Amy smart Okay, well, okay you I
would have said anything, I guess if you think about it.
Oh kay, here's funny lady at number four. Here we go,
we're rolling.

Speaker 26 (32:07):
I am so excited.

Speaker 28 (32:08):
They're Barbera is so confused because it means I get
to help her with something.

Speaker 13 (32:12):
I need her help every day.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
So if I can return the favorite just once, it
means I'm no longer a nubie, I'm her peer.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Hm. Who's that?

Speaker 26 (32:21):
I could just hang up now if you can give
the pot.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Don't hang up in the room. Anyone knows in the room? Scary?
Is it? Keithu Willotson? Yes, it is, come out of tea.

Speaker 26 (32:32):
Can I give her even know what that.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Is okay, would you want to tell her who that is?

Speaker 15 (32:38):
Yeah, she's the lead in Abbot Elementary.

Speaker 14 (32:40):
She really in the last couple of years, is I
feel like kind of taken taking the world by storm.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Right hosting Saturday Night Live. She's great, she's finny. Alright,
I'm gonna give you one more. And if you don't
get this.

Speaker 13 (32:49):
One was so mad at me.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Well no, no, no, you will get this. Funny Lady
number five hit it.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
This is exactly what happened during the Great Herring Warnsens
wanted to pickle a Herring and the Lindstroms wanted to
train them for the circus.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Who's that? That's always somebody from my lab?

Speaker 26 (33:09):
Bloopy?

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Oh my god? Okay, that was from Golden Girls. That
was Betty White. All right, well that was a lot
of fun. Do don't be sorry.

Speaker 14 (33:31):
It does make me feel good that the Texters all
got all of them.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah, some people did get them. Nicole.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
You know this, I'm going to go about my day
feeling very defeated.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
No, don't don't feel that way. No that this does
not define you as a human being. You stand like
a wonderful person. You listen to our show that's enough
for me. Cause send her something. You gotta send her something.
Go how about a T shirt?

Speaker 29 (33:53):
There?

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Make you happy?

Speaker 9 (33:55):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (33:56):
You go? All right? Nicole? Okay, we love Nicole, all right,
hold on one second. I mean, I mean it's awful
at the game, but she's our friend, Nicole.

Speaker 29 (34:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Sometimes, you know, there's anything about these games. When they're good,
they're good. When they're bad, they're bad, you know, all right?
Well that one was pretty bad.

Speaker 13 (34:18):
That is so stupid.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show is Elvis Duran and
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
So much going on. We're getting three things we need
to know from Gandhi. We've got Danielle's report. Also a
phone tap coming up. It's not a free money phone
tap out of money. Budgets are bad this week. Bad budgets.
Carleen from Oh I'm Beautiful Vermont line nineteen. I love Vermont.
It's such what is its own planet? I love it? Carleen?
Do you love living in Vermont?

Speaker 8 (34:51):
Happy birthday over there?

Speaker 5 (34:54):
I guess that's a yes. You do love living in Vermont,
don't you.

Speaker 8 (34:59):
I love it in the summer. I don't do anything
in the winter anymore.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Yeah, Well, thank you, for the happy birthday wishes. I
appreciate that.

Speaker 27 (35:10):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Is there anything we can give you on my birthday?
Let's give you something? What he wants to do for you? Colleen?

Speaker 8 (35:19):
Oh, I've been trying to call for the thousand dollars
free money phone townh.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a bad week to call
for that because we don't have one. I know they
really they pulled that from under al from under us.
What can we do for Carleen? What it happens is
there's something in this studio we can give her. Look
look around. Oh, hang, look around, Carlin. We're gonna give
you something in this studio. There's a lot of stuff
in Okay, over there a bottle of hot sauce? What's that?

(35:48):
The theremon? How about that? No, that's my there man,
I paid for that. Back off. All right, we'll find
you something.

Speaker 18 (35:56):
We'll call it studio.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
I'm glad you called it wish Happy Birthday? Do you
do you enjoy birthdays? Carleen? Do you love it when
your friends make a big fuss out over you? Or
do you like it? Little?

Speaker 8 (36:05):
I love I love birthdays. That one day is very special.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
We celebrate it by yourself. Well, I tell you uh,
just a quiet dinner with Alex tonight in the city.
That's it. Just quiet dinner. No one knows where we're
going except for Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
That's perfect.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
She helped me secure a reservation. Well there you go. Well, look,
thanks for listening to us, Carle. You know if you
have the best day ever.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
Well, I listen to you guys every morning, and I'll
tell you you've gotten me through some rough days.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Really, you know, you're the second person who said that today,
and it's.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
You know, I'm serious. When the first thing I do
in the morning when I get up, I walk in
the kitchen, I put my bows on, my bows radio,
and absolutely then I make that I make my coffee.
And that's the first thing I do in the morning.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Okay, on the Bonus radio, I'm hoping that we're.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
On that boat, she said, I put my bows on.
I'm thinking, wow, that you put a bow in your
hair every day.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
It's like kind to say every morning, Carly.

Speaker 26 (37:13):
Yes, of course, no, my bo my boat radio sitting
right there?

Speaker 22 (37:17):
You go.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
That is that is a fine sounding radio. What's that? Gandhi?

Speaker 14 (37:20):
No, I just wanted to say thank you to Carlene
because we talk about this all the time. I know
you said that we get you through some rough days,
but listeners get us through our rough days too all
the time. And it's nice to know that when we
come in here and we laugh with each other, because
a lot of times it just feels like we are
talking to each other. If there's five of us in here,
it doesn't translate that it's going out and helping other people.

Speaker 13 (37:39):
And it's really nice every now and then for someone
to say that.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
So thank you, Thank you very much, Carlene. It made
you mont us and.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
You know you're welcome, and thank you, guys.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
I really do love you guys.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
You're great. Well, thank you for listening. Every Day's nice
when you're out there, right, Carlen, thank you, have a
beautiful day. Okay, hold on, hold on second. We're gonna
send you something, send her something. I'm tired of thinking
about it. Someone's got to come up with something.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, there's gonna be something.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
We have no creativity going on in my mind today.
Let's get into Daniel's report. We'll start there. Lots going on.
So I told you that this hour I wanted to
bring up the Hunters Club again, the hunter Hunting Wives,
the Hunting Ones. This show on Netflix. If you haven't
seen it, I'm just warning you now. I mean, it's very,
very very it's it's very titillating. A lot of sex

(38:26):
going on, lots of it. But you know there is
a storyline beyond the sex. You can't forget that. It's
a very interesting, interesting series taken from a book that
apparently did very well. I guess it was The Hunting Wives,
daniel I ever heard of it? No, No, I guess
I'm thinking that anyway, So if you've seen it, text
me your thoughts fifty five one hundred, because I think

(38:46):
this thing is going to be huge. I think this
is going to be a really big, really big show.
A lot of people are talking about it today. All right, Danielle,
it's up to you. What's going on?

Speaker 15 (38:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yesterday I told you that Diddy was trying to get
bail again and his ex girlfriend sent a letter to
the judge saying that he isn't a danger to the
community or a flight risk, but the judge said no,
so failed to persuade the judge. So that is not happening.
Katy Perry's Lifetime tour had a little incident in Detroit
on Sunday night. I don't know if you saw this,
but a fan collapsed after being cold on stage, so

(39:17):
McKenna was sitting in the back row. She was chosen
along with a friend, to join Katie and her band.
In all the excitement, McKenna fainted and so Katie rushed
her aid medical made sure that she was okay and
thankfully later on, Katie told the audience that McKenna was
doing much better backstage, but that was a little scary
for a minute. So do we all multitask in the shower?

(39:39):
Does anybody do like brushing their teeth in the shower
and washing their hair? Or you do? Scared right, Dave?

Speaker 5 (39:45):
I brush my teeth. I do it all in the show.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Well.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Jessica Biale says she does it too. She starts every
morning because she doesn't have time to waste by doing
more than one thing like shaving and applying a hair mask.
She has even said she's had coffee in the shower
and food cereal in the shower or yogurt and fruit.
How the hell does the cereal not get soggy in
the shower? I need you should not eat in.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
The shower they must have a giant shower.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
She said she's had a piece of Kisha in the
shower before too. That's crazy byfetting celebrities.

Speaker 13 (40:16):
Just make suff up.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I could be I don't know.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
I need I need to be quoted today. Let's tell
him I'm eating Keisha in the shower. That would get him.
That's headline news.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna get a piece of
kish and try it and report back and let you know.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
By the way, people are texting in about the Hunting Wives. Yeah,
my favorite text so far love Hunting Wives. It makes
me want to become a lesbian.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Oh all right, well talk to you. George Cooney recently
did a movie for Netflix. It's called Jay. Kelly plays
an actor and Adam Sandler plays his manager. And he
would like people to know that Adam Sandler is an
amazing actor, that he's not just this funny, goofy guy
that does all these goofy comedies. He said that he's
a beautiful, heartfelt, soulful actor. And you will see this

(41:00):
is coming out November fourteenth, and then it I think
it's actually gonna be in your theaters first, and then
it's gonna hit Netflix on December fifth. Like I said,
it's called Jay Kelly. So anybody watch Bluey in here?
I know I do. When I go to my nephew's
house sometimes I watch Blueie. Some parents love Bluey, some
parents hate it. I seem to think Blue teaches a

(41:20):
lot of good lessons. According to a new study, Blue
who is six years old, may teach kids how to
be resilient. And resilience helps kids manage stress, regulate their emotions,
build better relationships, and even perform better at school. And
if they don't learn how to properly deal with these things,
it leads to anxiety, depression, and poor coping skills. So
Blue is actually a good thing.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Maybe we should all be wearing watching more Bluey. I
think we shall just stay home and watch Blue Ey.

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, they're very short episodes, and I'm telling you, they
really do teach you a lot of things. And the
parents on blue are so cute, They're so funny what
they do. I love it. Let's see only seven thousand
copies of Chapel roone single The Subway I have been
pressed into clear vinyl records containing strands of red hair. Now,

(42:07):
I don't know if you saw this, but she released
a music video and she revealed that she chopped her hair.
Are we to believe this is her real hair in it?
Isn't that like a DNA thing. I don't think that's
a good thing. I'm really hoping it's not her real
hair in there, buddy. I'm gonna have to look into
this a little bit more. And what are we watching?
America's Got Talent, The One Percent Club, Hard Knocks, watch
What Happens Live, Also The Hunting Wives on Netflix and

(42:29):
am Bravo Part two of the Valley season reunion. And
that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Thank you, Danielle. I know you guys want to play
one of my phone taps today, which I totally totally hate.
Oh you know, I hate my phone. I know, but
why would you want to do something that hurts me
on my birthday?

Speaker 15 (42:44):
Okay, fair enough to remind you you're alive, Duran.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
But yours were really fantastic. I think I only did
like six, but you were having mastermind in those six
they're all singer runs. I did six phone taps, which
is five more than Gandhi's done. Yeah, you right, So
I don't you know me? I just can't. I don't
like phone taps to begin with. Then you make me
do a few back in the day, and I'm like,

(43:08):
oh God, and I don't think I'm good at all.
I don't. You guys are natural. It's like scary, Danielle,
you're a really good phone tapper. Thank you earlier. I
appreciate you. I don't see what you see at mine.
Should we play it here? Should we just get it
out of the way? Why do you why do you
insist on playing my phone tap on my birthday?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Answer that because it's your birthday and that's the only
time that we feel like you'll let us play it.
Is that a good reason?

Speaker 12 (43:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
It's a good in my head.

Speaker 13 (43:35):
This is how we get away with it.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Why I feel like I'm being set up for something here?

Speaker 15 (43:39):
Oh no, No, it's just your phone tap.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
This top was your idea. It was what phone tap is.

Speaker 8 (43:45):
Though.

Speaker 16 (43:45):
Now you are the mastermind behind this. You don't come
in until the end. If you haven't heard it, then
you just want.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
To Oh, so it's a phone tap featuring someone else
and I come in at the end. Correct, Oh, this
is about you, isn't it scary? I mean, no, I have,
I have your whole it's the answer is yes or no.
Yeah it is. So this is you know, this is
a phone type about scary. Okay, Okay, I know which one. Okay,
I like this one. This is pretty good. Okay, we

(44:12):
could we could swave if you've heard it. If you
heard it, you've heard it before, you know what I'm
talking about? Right? Should we play it? All right? This
is the only one I approve of because it actually
it makes scary look like an ass.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Here we go, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tappen, all.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
Right, Terry's on the phone, and what she got going
on today?

Speaker 28 (44:30):
Okay, Well, I have a really jealous boyfriend. He doesn't
like it, but he knows that me and my girls
go out and we went to this place Uba on Saturday,
and I want you to say that you.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Met me there and the two of us.

Speaker 13 (44:45):
Really hit it off or whatever.

Speaker 28 (44:46):
So you're calling him up basically to let him know
you know that he and I are no longer and
now it's you and me.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Any special reason why you want us to do this?

Speaker 28 (44:54):
Because he's ridiculously jealous and just to kind of throw
that in his face.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
You know, hang out. We're gonna call him now. Okay,
Hey is this Jim Jim? Hey, what's up?

Speaker 19 (45:07):
Man?

Speaker 5 (45:08):
This is Willy Willy. Do listen? I do R D
E W A R.

Speaker 22 (45:13):
Yeah. What can I do for you?

Speaker 16 (45:15):
Your girlfriend didn't have the heart to call you, so
I figured i'd call for her. She met me at
Suba over the weekend, and she gave me your cell
phone number, and I brought her a couple of beers
and things will really well between us.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
We have a lot in common.

Speaker 22 (45:27):
Yeah, so big deal.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Congratulations?

Speaker 22 (45:29):
What do you want from me?

Speaker 5 (45:30):
I wanted to see her again, is what I wanted
to do?

Speaker 22 (45:33):
You want to you got some case, Palt.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
We hung out for like two hours. We were talking
all about you.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
She was talking about me to you.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
What's your name? Willie?

Speaker 7 (45:41):
Yes, I'm gonna tell you this one.

Speaker 29 (45:42):
Okay, Willie, you.

Speaker 22 (45:43):
Go near her, you call her, You step anywhere close
to her, and I'll run you in a circle. You
understand me.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
I don't listen to you. You don't call me up
and tell me what's going on with my girlfriend in
my life?

Speaker 16 (45:55):
Okay, listen, I'm from Ozone Park, Okay, I know some
people too, really yeah, really.

Speaker 20 (45:59):
All right, what do you want to do? You want
to have our people meet now when have a sit
down lunch?

Speaker 7 (46:03):
Well, what do you want? I don't care who you
know or what you think you know? You don't know me,
you know what you know.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
I'm gonna find out who you are.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Okay, I'll find out who you are.

Speaker 26 (46:13):
You come back, you call me up and you talk
to me about my girlfriend like this.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
You have the ball to call me up and tell
me my girlfriend's a pize.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
She wants her stuff back. By the way she wants.

Speaker 22 (46:23):
Her stuff back, I'll tell you what, willie.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
Why don't you come pick it up for How's that
sounds like a plan?

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Where do you live?

Speaker 7 (46:29):
What'd you find out from her where I live?

Speaker 21 (46:31):
Right?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
You're her big pal.

Speaker 7 (46:33):
Now come here and pick up her stuff. I'll give
you a faceball bat.

Speaker 22 (46:36):
That's what I'll give you.

Speaker 16 (46:36):
I think I'll do that. I need some new action
for the summer. She obviously is not in love with
you anymore.

Speaker 20 (46:43):
Man, you want, you're gonna call me up and bust
my balls like.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
This, or she wants to see that other people. I
don't care. I don't mind sharing who do you think
you are so we can't both see her?

Speaker 16 (46:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (46:52):
Wait, I think I know you.

Speaker 30 (46:54):
I think I know you.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Who am I? He's front of a bitch. You're talking
about Tip Speary.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Cat, aren't you?

Speaker 22 (47:01):
This is one hundred, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (47:03):
This is my friend, son.

Speaker 22 (47:05):
Of a bitch, Son of a bitch.

Speaker 29 (47:09):
You think you're funny, You're a sueezer. You did a
first sation right right?

Speaker 20 (47:14):
I know you.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
You think you're really funny. And don't you.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Jimmy, Hey, Jimmy, Tom.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Are you're here too?

Speaker 7 (47:23):
You're part of this, Jimmy, So let me cut you something.
I know who you work, you son of a bitch.
I know who you work.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
I went to that.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
Constable her last week. That Michelle Branston you put on
yeah yeah, And you think you're funny.

Speaker 20 (47:34):
You called me to give me a heart attack like this.
I just Sarah, you and I will talk about this player.
But you know what, You're a scumbag here.

Speaker 12 (47:40):
Lovely and you you give me a soart attack in
the middle of a because you think it's a joke.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
You play games with people's lives.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
Let me cut you something. I'm gonna come down and
I'm gonna break your neck.

Speaker 16 (47:52):
In all Honestly, Jimmy, it was her idea. She actually
emailed us. I'll read you the email.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Oh you're gonna blame my girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Now you're big man.

Speaker 30 (47:58):
Oh you big, big.

Speaker 20 (47:59):
Funny rain you guy, You're gonna blame my girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
We're not gonna er it. Bro, we're not gonna er it.
He'll come.

Speaker 12 (48:04):
You're notthing because I'm gonna come down.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
I want to mop the full I.

Speaker 16 (48:07):
Dude, I swear to guy. She called us like seven
times she wanted us to do this. I was at
my studio and I was actually sitting in here.

Speaker 22 (48:13):
Oh you're big, mister Innison.

Speaker 20 (48:15):
Now you're big, mister Innisson.

Speaker 8 (48:16):
Oh I play games with lives.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
But hey, it's not my.

Speaker 7 (48:18):
Oh oh I got no responsibility.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Jimmy, He's right, Jimmy, it was my idea.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
You know, maybe maybe I go fridnight. We're having real trouble.
You know that, I don't know that.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
I can only know the email that that she sent me. Okay,
that we received.

Speaker 16 (48:31):
You know what, maybe should do a little homework.

Speaker 20 (48:33):
Maybe you should try and find out, you said, Ronny,
I think you're getting a little.

Speaker 29 (48:39):
Out of hand over this.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Hey, listen, guys. Guys, guys, guys, listen.

Speaker 16 (48:42):
In all honesty, you and I swear and I and
I'm being I'm talking to you from the heart.

Speaker 31 (48:46):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
We we sit here.

Speaker 22 (48:48):
We order to pay your your chest.

Speaker 10 (48:50):
Bro.

Speaker 22 (48:51):
Okay, I'm not your bro.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
I apologize. We're not gonna air this. We won't even
ail this.

Speaker 16 (48:55):
We want to send you guys to a concert to
make up to me.

Speaker 8 (48:59):
Now.

Speaker 16 (49:00):
No, but that's part of the that's that's part of
the deal. I mean, this is listen. Let me tell
you something. This is Elvis's show, and we.

Speaker 20 (49:08):
Because I want to talk to someone with some authority,
not little.

Speaker 22 (49:11):
Weeds are like you.

Speaker 12 (49:11):
You know what if I were you, I found a
nice little bails job someplace.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
Because you're not safe.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Oh hey, we got an email.

Speaker 16 (49:19):
I just you know, I'm just.

Speaker 13 (49:24):
Sorry about this.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
God, you're playing games with people in New York too.

Speaker 7 (49:28):
There's millions of people here and you never know who
you're dealing with.

Speaker 13 (49:30):
It was my idea.

Speaker 27 (49:32):
Because I think that you're just a little bit jealous,
and I thought it might be a way to point
it out to you.

Speaker 12 (49:37):
Your way of pointing out to me that I'm jealous
by making me more jealous the throng of you.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
What are you thinking?

Speaker 29 (49:43):
Hey, I don't think you.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Can swim here.

Speaker 32 (49:44):
Let me throw you in a pool to see if
I'm right.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
What the hell's the matter with you?

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Hello? Hello, this is Elvis. Who's this Harry Elvis?

Speaker 28 (49:53):
I'm so sorry about this.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
He just went off, bro Hold on second, know what happened?
Who are you? Are you? You guys are doing a
phone tap a yeah, who's.

Speaker 22 (50:01):
Doing one of your super phone calls for me?

Speaker 12 (50:03):
And you know this gruel weasel, But this face into
my life in the middle of the afternoon one day.
You go out of nowhere and they're calling me super
if my girlfriend called me, my relationship is over.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Come down there, Hold on, you're with your name Jimmy.
I set this up.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
My name is Terry.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
I'm the one who set this up. I set the
whole thing up.

Speaker 13 (50:23):
Like he's going off on scary.

Speaker 18 (50:24):
It's not scary, you know, I mean, I'm.

Speaker 19 (50:26):
The last one.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
Is scary scary?

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Can you hold on one second? Ahead, hold on one second?
What has he said to you?

Speaker 16 (50:34):
He's made some serious threats, Like what did he say?
He's saying that he's gonna white the floors of he's
gonna my heart out of my chest. He's got a
better have security. He was here for the Michelle Branch
thing last week with his girlfriend, the two of them.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
He knows where the studios are, everything, he knows where
we are. Yes, he was in here with you. All right,
all right, hold on, hold hello hello. I'm sorry about that.
So Jimmy Scary says you made some threats against him.

Speaker 22 (50:59):
Brett, Yeah, what are you gonna call your lawyer? Now
it's gonna be too late.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Did you make some physical threats against Scary? Oh?

Speaker 27 (51:06):
Me?

Speaker 20 (51:06):
No, you know what, Elvis, you take your bet shot
if you got it on paid, if you don't.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Said, Terry wanted to play a joke on you and
she and it was my idea.

Speaker 31 (51:14):
She sent us an email, so I mean no offense,
but I mean she wants she instigated the whole thing.
So if you want to be mad at someone, maybe
you should be mad at Terry.

Speaker 12 (51:22):
First of all, don't you start to Elvis. Don't tell
me who I should be mad at. But I don't
think that this little.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
Weasel should be calling people up and playing games.

Speaker 12 (51:30):
They're going they're sting like full Hey, they called me,
build me you know what, no one takes any responsibility.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
He's gonna pay for.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
What he does. He's gonna pay.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
Hell, I'm gonna tell you one thing, you better triple
teem him.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Okay, what do you mean? What do you mean by that?
What do you mean that?

Speaker 12 (51:45):
Guys on him?

Speaker 5 (51:46):
Let's let's just calm down. Okay. I know that you
don't mean any of this. He doesn't.

Speaker 28 (51:51):
He's just it's all talk.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
You don't think so, Jimmy, do me a favor. Repeat
after me.

Speaker 33 (51:56):
Scary, you've been phone tapped you.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
This is not funny. This is hold one. Jimmy, Get
Jimmy back on the line. Jimmy, is there anything you
want to say too? Scary? I love you.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I'm gonna come.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
That's Terry and Jimmy.

Speaker 33 (52:28):
Everyone, Terry and Jimmy's.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Just had.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 16 (52:37):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Our audible pick of the day is The Unraveling of
Julia by Lisa Scottaline, a gripping thriller set in a
vineyard in Tuscany. Need we say more. Listen when you
sign up for a free trial at all com slash Elvis.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Elvis.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
It's your birthday and we know you don't like making
a big deal out of it, So too bad, we're
doing it anyway.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Happy Birthday, Happy birthday, Saddie, it's Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Oh gosh, I'm a zaddie. That's a compliment. I'll take that.

Speaker 15 (53:28):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Oh thank you, guys, thank you very much. You always
make birthdays so meaningful. And uh, do people know about
the tradition about the birthday card? Oh?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Wait, you right?

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Yes, yeah, so every year, you know, Danielle is so
kind to get a cake for whoever's having a birthday
and a card and we all signed the card. And
for some reason, maybe twenty years ago, on so Mu's birthday,
I just wrote, F you love Elvis and I drew
a heart yes, and it stuck. So now I say
F you love Elvis on every birthday card. It seems

(54:04):
kind of rude in a way, doesn't it.

Speaker 13 (54:06):
It's appropriate, No.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
But it's appropriate. But if you don't get it, I've
had people yell at me, why didn't you say F you?
And my birthday card I feel like, what am I
not worthy of an F you?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I mean, okay, there have been a couple of people
where you're like, there's too nice. I don't know if
I could say.

Speaker 14 (54:21):
That more like a new person. Yeah, I had no
idea that you did that. So the first card I got,
when I saw it, I was like.

Speaker 13 (54:26):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 5 (54:27):
I am here anyway, So that's that's kind of a tradition. Well,
on my birthday, I don't say F you to myself,
I should say F me the card you passing one around?

Speaker 13 (54:36):
Yes, we are.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
You'll get it tomorrow, all right.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Right, f me on here. Well, tomorrow is Scotty Bee's birthday. Yes, yes,
and so he's got the big, really monumental birthday this year.
So tomorrow we're taking you out to lunch and that's it.
There's no surprises from us.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Well, I know there is a cool ass cake coming.
I'm not gonna lie is a fruit. I'm not telling you,
but it is. I think it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Well, but no surprise, he thinks. For throwing a surprise part,
you're out throwing any I know about it.

Speaker 24 (55:04):
But just for the record, I already wrote F me
on your card. So I wrote it before you said
to write it, just so you know I thought of
it myself.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Okay, there you go. Yeah, thank you wrote that message
to yourself to him, Yes, f me. Yes, So tomorrow
is your day. I'm excited Scotty Bee's day. I'm excited.
It's a big five. Oh this is a big birthday.
Yeah it is.

Speaker 24 (55:23):
Usually I don't care about birthdays, but this one I'm
just I don't know. I'm excited to be alive and
fifty and have all you people in my life because
as in my family, and I love it so much.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
That is the best way to look at it. I
got to tell you. So I met Scotty Bee. God
how many years ago? Plus thirty over thirty years ago
here at Z one hundred. He was not an intern
at that time, but he was working, right, Yeah, I
was in the promotions department. Yeah he was. He worked
him and he was thirty years ago. You were twenty
years old, right, I was, duh. And so I mean,

(55:54):
I think out of everyone any here, I knew you
before anyone else. Possibly. Yeah, Scary was next. God, that's great.
I know it is insane. So I've known him since
he was twenty years old. Now, I was turning fifty.
So I was thinking about this last night, thinking, dear God,
if he's turning fifty, filled in the blanks, you know,
it's crazy. Yeah, what's up, Nate.

Speaker 11 (56:14):
Well that's a question I have for you, Elvis, And
I'm careful in how I word this as the elder
statesman of the morning.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Shin, the oldest guy in the room. Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 11 (56:23):
What is or has been the most monumental birthday that
you would say to someone, Hey, the big one is blank?

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Is there one? You know what? I don't look I
don't look at birthdays as anything. You know, I can
tell you the best parties. I mean that's but that's
not what you're asking. Yeah. The one that the one
was like to me was like, okay, things must change.
You know. My fiftieth birthday absolutely that's when I decided
to have the surgery and was wait and yeah, I
made some health decisions on that birthday. I think I

(56:53):
should do that. Yes, birthday too.

Speaker 11 (56:54):
It was that kind of the age you realized things
about life and things don't matter that you thought matter.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Is there an age like that?

Speaker 7 (57:01):
Well?

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Yeah, I mean this is you know, you know what
they say it's your birthday. And this is the youngest
you'll ever be the rest of your life, the oldest
you've ever been in the youngest you'll ever be. It's
all happening today, right And you know, I don't know.

Speaker 24 (57:14):
I'm just excited because it's starting tomorrow. I can take
Centrum Silver.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
God, I already have it. You're so weird. Oh I
got that last year.

Speaker 24 (57:22):
They give it to me a year early, for free.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Of scam, for free.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
There's so many like you can get so many like
discounts from that down thing.

Speaker 21 (57:31):
I know.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
I'm so excited. I will tell you though, not with
particular birthdays or benchmark birthdays, but with age comes comes
a clarity in many, many, many ways, also a lot
of fog, because you can become forgetful and things like that.
I was having a long talk with my doctor the
other day. She says, I don't think you have dementia.
I just think you're You're like the rest of us.

(57:53):
You forget things. You walk into a room, forget why
you went in there. And she said, that's just the
way it is. But you do see earth and nature
and friends and everything in a new way, different than
you did ten years ago. Yeah, yeah, I'm yeah, I'm
much more of a I don't care guy. I still

(58:14):
do overly care about some things, which I should stop
obsessing over. But there are many things I've said, screw it,
it's not meaningful. And for so many years I put
meaning well, I thought there was meaning and things that
there is no meaning. Yeah, it's anyway, Yeah, Gondhi, what's up?

Speaker 7 (58:30):
Well?

Speaker 14 (58:30):
I always wonder on your birthday because I do reflect sometimes.
Are you do you take today and reflect on just
where you're going and what you're doing in a new
year of your life?

Speaker 13 (58:39):
And do you have advice?

Speaker 15 (58:40):
Like when you think about and all these years that
I've lived, what is my best advice?

Speaker 5 (58:44):
Oh? This is interesting you brought this up, because yes,
there was a time on my birthday I would say, okay,
where have I been? Where am I? And where do
I want to go? But when you turn sixty sixty
one years old, you're thinking that every day. You're like,
I have this much left in my life. What am
I going to do with this? I want to do
this every day? Do I want to add something to
this every day to or take this away and just
fly away and hide under a bed for the restaurant.

(59:06):
I don't know, but you think about it daily. It's
not just on your birthday. Oh, trust me. There are
a lot of people my agors are saying the same thing, like, hmm,
I have so many years left? What am I going
to do with those? Because I mean, if I'm sixty one,
let's think about it, twenty years. Maybe if I'm lucky now.

Speaker 14 (59:24):
More people are going to be a hundred now, they're
going to come out with a pill before then.

Speaker 15 (59:27):
Yeah, no, I guess what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Yeuys, I got I'm talking real. I'm being real here. Okay.
We've been doing this show for thirty years, so I
have less than the length of our show to be alive.
So when you well, but that bit true, it's true. Truth, Yeah,
it is true, you know. And this is a slap
upside the head for a lot of people, like what
the I didn't even think about it that way, But

(59:51):
it's true. And I'm at the end of my life
basically now to like.

Speaker 11 (59:56):
Rubsalt in the wound here, Elvis, God, if anyone's gonna
do that is gonna be, It's gonna be, you know,
Like I think a lot of us see it with
their parents, like the ability to do those things you
want to do. Lessons with age, So you might live
another twenty twenty five years, but the.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Ability to do a lot of things you might really
only have ten. Yeah, like a bowel movement.

Speaker 11 (01:00:15):
I don't know it's true though, Like you can't do
the things that you used to do.

Speaker 15 (01:00:19):
Okay, So when what's your your best advice with that?

Speaker 13 (01:00:22):
Thinking about that?

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Uh, whatever you put on that list to do, do it.
You know, just because it's on a piece of paper
that you wrote it on there, it doesn't mean you're
gonna do it. You know. It's the same with anything
in life. You can sit there and dream about things
all day, but if you don't put them into action,
they're not real. You know. There was just a blip
in your mind. Uh, yes, scary was it was like
a press conference. I was just hoping to the old guy.

Speaker 16 (01:00:44):
Yes, I was hoping by the time that I'm eighty
ninety years old, they would have some kind of elixir
or something to make us live like to one hundred
and ten hundred and twenty.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
So you keep living like that, don't you keep living
like that? Put off everything you've been wanted to do.
Because that a lectures on the way scary.

Speaker 16 (01:00:57):
It's I mean, listen, and then I'm watching all these
people dine in their seventies and eighties in the celebrity world.
I'm like, oh my god, that's crazy. Shouldn't we be
ninety in a half?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Well, I'm starting to see people die a lot earlier
than that lately, and I'm like, what is going on?

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Like such a purity? All of you in this room
have lost someone recently? Yeah, yes, yeah, okay, that's going
to accelerate. You're gonna lose more and more people. Well,
but it's just that's the way it works.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
So there was a show that I saw off Broadway
years ago, and I remember the whole the show concept
was like everyone's together, aunts, uncles, grandma, grandpa, kids, whatever.
And then as the years went on, more people started
dying off, until the end there was like two or
three people left. And I remember thinking that day, oh
my gosh, this is gonna start happening soon to my life,

(01:01:45):
like I'm gonna start losing people and family members and
grandparents whatever. And then as it starts starts, it's like,
what the do you know what I mean? And that
was the day that. I actually it put a lot
into perspective for me. That show. It's kind of weird,
but it really did. It made me think, like, wow,
this is where it's going to start happening, and things
are going to be changing. It's not always going to

(01:02:06):
be this dynamic.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Well yeah, true, you know. I mean, look, you know,
it is what you make of it, you know, I
said there, I've said this many times on the show.
My parents when they retired, they really just kind of
didn't do much. And I don't want to be that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Nope, you want to be like my mom. Dude, She's
I've never seen someone with a bigger social life than
my mother. She is out all the time, marjong, antiquing,
she went to Scotland with her girlfriends. I mean she
does yeah, but she's loving it. She is loving it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
I know. Well that's the thing. I do have a
great social life and I'm loving it. I love my
friends more than ever. But you know, you got to
take action. You got to get out and do something,
and you can't wait scary, get off your eyes and
go do something.

Speaker 16 (01:02:50):
Well, I just planned some something to places that I've
two places I've never been before.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
I'm going on to vacation. I'm good. There you go.

Speaker 16 (01:02:56):
I'm going to Sanchope and I'm going to tire me
in to Italy because there you s yes, I want.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Are you from Sicily? Really? You're born and raised in Sicily?

Speaker 8 (01:03:02):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
I was.

Speaker 16 (01:03:03):
I'm a Sicilian American Italian novel aton. Oh so your family.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Is from Sicily? Okay? Okay, so yeah, so I want
to see that before I die. So I'm like check,
I'm going this year. All right, Look, you shouldn't have
to do it, because I better get it done before
I die. Just get it done because you have an opportunity.
So as soon as I as soon as they become
untethered from this mess, I can go live my life.

Speaker 14 (01:03:28):
This show is hilarious to me because we went from
like happy birthday, What an amazing time, there's so much
ahead of you?

Speaker 15 (01:03:34):
To what are you gonna do before you die?

Speaker 13 (01:03:35):
Because I'm not gonna dumb.

Speaker 14 (01:03:37):
Store what happened to turn happyly?

Speaker 15 (01:03:41):
Everybody happy?

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
But I know, but I think it's it's good to
have these real conversations with yourself. You owe it to
yourself and as my gift to me, rather than buying
a new car for me. This year. I'm going to
think these things through and put some stuff into action.
I guarandemn to you. I I love that. I get
frightened when I when I think about, oh, that's a
shame because you're missing out in your life. That's your
life on the screen. Man, you got it. Like, look

(01:04:04):
at where you've been, what you're doing, where you're going.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
That's what always makes me crazy. It's like, you're here
and you have to You're not dead. You need to
enjoy where you are and live your life and do things.
If you sit there constantly worried about how old you
are and oh my gosh, I can't do this anymore
or I'm going to die, so like what why You're
just wasting away and enjoy yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
It's just it's just an empty chatter. Anyway, Enough of that, all.

Speaker 11 (01:04:28):
Right, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Let me bring up another depression competition. Oh, there's many
years ago we started talking about, hey, you need to
go follow a will. You need to leave a will
no matter how old you are, young you are, you
need to have a legal document that says if I
pass away, this needs to happen. This in business, yeah,
and people are so afraid to deal with that. Well,

(01:04:53):
you need to do it. You just get it done.
It's a part of life, for sure, and it actually
gives you some relief knowing that you've made plans just
in case. I mean, let's say you're thirty years old
and you have some money in the bank, whatever, maybe
a bought your house. If something got for it happens
to you, your family has to figure it out. You're
gonna leave that burden on them to do it. I
think it'd be a great thing, What a great gift

(01:05:14):
for them to get it all taken care of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Yeah. Absolutely, make it easy because.

Speaker 13 (01:05:18):
It's already right for them.

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
Give me some more depressing thoughts. Go ahead, however, how's
your health? Oh?

Speaker 24 (01:05:24):
I gotta have a blood test next week?

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Coming over?

Speaker 13 (01:05:27):
Yeah, Scottie.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Yeah, by the way, to welcome to ask an old
guys you prostate? Well, the stream is not great anymore.
I'm telling you. It stopped last night and then started again.

Speaker 24 (01:05:40):
I said, wait a second, what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Is that a problem? If that happens like it stops, starts, stop,
start something mean? Is that a fair?

Speaker 27 (01:05:47):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Do you have a UPI no, A we're talking about your
urine stream. Yes, yeah, yeah, oh my god, Okay, yeah,
you're right. Have your birket in to me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
I thought that everybody peeced differently.

Speaker 24 (01:05:57):
I didn't everyone peace the you do it sometimes two
three times a night too. Jeez, this is the worst
conversation ever.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
I'm turning off.

Speaker 14 (01:06:05):
Scotty kicked all of us out of his studio today
because every time someone walks in and they see the
way he has bandaged his scrape.

Speaker 13 (01:06:12):
On his knee, they cackle.

Speaker 15 (01:06:14):
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Have you
guys all seen.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
This, he said?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
But he told me yep, I said the same thing
yesterdaya He told me that it got infected and that
is it is painful.

Speaker 26 (01:06:24):
He said.

Speaker 13 (01:06:24):
It's on medication for Scott. I believe he is.

Speaker 24 (01:06:27):
And when I wrapped it, you guys make fun of me,
so I put band aids on it. Now when I
still get made fun of, I don't know what is Scotty.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
I never made fun of you. You have seen it and
your boo boo.

Speaker 14 (01:06:35):
I was gonna send you a picture. He looks insane.
It looks like a kid's art project.

Speaker 13 (01:06:39):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Oh, I couldn't find three that matched.

Speaker 18 (01:06:42):
All right, uh, Scotty.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
Let's go around the room. Let's just see what's on
your mind. You can bring up anything on the around
the room other than all of the above. Okay, what's left.
There's a lot left, Danielle, what's on your mind?

Speaker 22 (01:06:54):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Okay, So is this true? I've read this yesterday that
when you have a towel and there's a line on
the towel, Okay, the bigger part of the underneath the
line is for your body, and that you're supposed to
use the top of the towel for your face. Is
that true?

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Am I?

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
Thank you? Why why would they be? I'm thinking you're
clean all over, aren't you. I know that you can
wipe your face with your butt towel.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Somebody on it, you know, on social said they were
it's you know, today, years old when they realized that
that's what the line was for, and that the bottom
parts for your body.

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
And the tops you got a name.

Speaker 11 (01:07:32):
It's called the dobby border and it's it is meant
to keep it from fraying and falling apart.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Oh really, And by the way, everything on social media
is considered to be true.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
That's why I'm asking.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
Okay, that's all, and leave it to Nate to talk
about fraying towels, Dobby barn it's actually Nate, what's up
with you today? Okay? So damn it. It happened again, second
day in a row. My mind was just to see,
doesn't mean you have dementia? Means another day? This is
very natch out to me, scary, what's up on your mind?
Just went black too? I swear to okay, I'd be

(01:08:05):
swear to sentrump Solver. Good guys, Gandhi, which are you? Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:08:13):
I just wanted to remind everybody if you have a question,
the best way to get an answer to that question.

Speaker 15 (01:08:17):
Is by asking.

Speaker 14 (01:08:19):
So many people do not ask a question for whatever
reason it is, and then they just wonder about that
thing all day. Example, over the weekend, there's a little
Jersey City friends group that I have, and they sent
a picture of the fire department looking down a drain
with a couple sitting next to it, and everybody looked concerned, Oh.

Speaker 15 (01:08:35):
What's going on?

Speaker 14 (01:08:35):
They were speculating for so long. I said, why don't
I just walk by? It's right by my apartment I'm
gonna go ask.

Speaker 13 (01:08:40):
That's all it took.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
I walked by, I said, hey.

Speaker 13 (01:08:41):
What's down there? It was keys.

Speaker 14 (01:08:43):
We got our answer and that's it. But nobody wants
to ask a question. They just sit there and speculate forever.
Ask the question, especially if it has to do with
something that's going to further your life.

Speaker 26 (01:08:51):
Just ask.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
There you go. That's what life's about, asking questions, getting answers.
So here's one. Oh pretty serre, Sam, thank god you're here.
I'm the ladies of the show are saving this segment
of us. Thank you, I'm here, Daniela Gandhi and now Sam,
go ahead, sandwich on your mind.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (01:09:05):
So there are so many things we know we celebrate
in this life, like birthdays or.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
We're getting any job or getting married.

Speaker 17 (01:09:10):
All that stuff is great, but please make room for
other things that I think deserves to be celebrated. Last
night I went out with two girlfriends because we celebrated
one of them being single for one year after she
broke up with her very toxic fianza.

Speaker 15 (01:09:24):
That's good, one year of rebirth.

Speaker 17 (01:09:25):
We went over all the different things she's learned, this
version of herself that she only wish she knew existed
a year ago, and it was such a beautiful kind
of dinner. And I feel like that kind of stuff
doesn't get celebrated enough. So if you're going through something
that you think is really rough, that does not mean
that there's not some kind of celebration that should be attached,
because it is still an accomplishment.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Yeah, there you go, having something to celebrate at all times.
It's very important. Ie like that. Thank you, Sam. All right,
let's see if the guys can finally remember what's going
on again, Nate, go ahead. Stretching is so important for you.
Do you guys stretch every day?

Speaker 13 (01:09:59):
Every day?

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Elvis, do you stretch? Not enough? I will be stretching today.

Speaker 11 (01:10:03):
Yes, I am trying to right now. I've diagnosed myself
with snapping hip syndrome. Does anybody have this? It's okay,
this is the oldest show.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
Hold on, no even young people to edit.

Speaker 11 (01:10:14):
Your one muscle in around your hip is tight and
it snaps over your hip. So we talked about the
other day. Yeah, so I'm trying to do some stretches
to do that. So please people stretch. If you walk
around New York City, especially, you see people hunched over.
I guarantee those people weren't stretching at this age or
when they were younger, so.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
When they needed calcium that too.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
So do yourself a favor and start stretching. This is
your daily reminder. Stretches. Stretching, it is very important.

Speaker 16 (01:10:38):
Uh, scary, Well, I did something what a lot of
people are guilty of, and that is bind a product
just because a celebrity created.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
It or a surprise. Scary. Well, So the Weekend has
coffee out. He's got a coffee brand called Somra Origins.

Speaker 16 (01:10:54):
And I tried it and I bought it just because
he's behind it, knowing that he's a great coffee purveyor
or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
I gotta say. It was excellent, So it's not.

Speaker 16 (01:11:05):
Always falling into a pit or being going into a
trap because the celebrity created it and founded it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
But I give the Weekend a lot of credit. So yeah,
it was a lot of dery, a lot of what's
it called again.

Speaker 16 (01:11:16):
It's called Samura Origins. They also have them at the
the Longiness Presso Machine. They also make the pods for it,
and the Weekend is behind it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Thank yous cares Just because a celebrities pushing end doesn't
mean it's crap. That's right in the words of Scarry,
then into the three things we need to know, gandhi,
what's going on? Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:11:34):
The Boeing machinist strike is in day two, with neither
side ready to resume negotiations. The union says there are
no talks currently scheduled between Boeing and the union, which
represents over three thousand workers at three facilities in the
Saint Louis area. Members of the union hit the picket
lines yesterday demanding a better deal. California lawmakers are now
advancing a bill requiring police to disclose when they've used

(01:11:56):
artificial intelligence to write their reports. Passed by the Senate,
bill aims to enhance transparency in the creation of police reports.
Supporters argue it's crucial for the justice system, with incident
reports often used as a primary piece of evidence, with
concerns about the safeguards of AI tools like chat GBT,
the law would mandate a notice on AI generated reports.

(01:12:16):
And finally, a lawsuit has been filed against Roeblocks in
connection with the kidnapping and sexual abuse of a thirteen
year old Iowa girl. If you guys don't know what
Roeblocks is. It is a huge game for kids.

Speaker 13 (01:12:28):
It's a big gaming platform.

Speaker 14 (01:12:29):
The suit alleges Roadblocks enabled the girl's exploitation by failing
to implement adequate safety measures. According to the filing, the
girl was kidnapped from her West Mooin home in May
after being groomed by a man she met through the game.
The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages for negligence, while the suspect
in the case faces criminal charges in both Iowa and Tennessee.
Roadblocks will not comment because of pending litigation. But just

(01:12:52):
be careful when your kids are playing on these platforms.
Make sure you know who they're planning with. And those
are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Bring the marriage Carcades, Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
The Mercedes Benz Dream Days are back with offers on
vehicles like the twenty twenty five E Class, C L
E Coop C Class and e Qey Sedan. Hurry in
now through July thirty. First visit your local authorized dealer
or learn more at MBUSA dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Slash Dream Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:13:21):
I'm a huge fan Outlander and from the creators of
it comes Blood of My Blood, A sweeping new saga
that explores love, time, travel, family, and destiny. Outlander Blood
of My Blood series premiere August eighth, only on Stars
and the Stars app the Home of Outlander.

Speaker 19 (01:13:41):
Hi, this is Lady Gaga and you're listening to my
friend Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
You know, we were talking yesterday about the summer song
for twenty twenty five and we really couldn't narrow it
down to just a song that's over and above all
the rest of them as the quintisential twenty twenty five
summer song. I think Ebrika Dabra could be up there.
I could find. It's a great song, it's got it's
full of energy. I don't know, And what else is there?

(01:14:09):
I mean really tell you. Oh see, no one can
come up with one.

Speaker 14 (01:14:13):
Right And at this point the summer song has to
already be out there. We can't be waiting on one
to build, right, yeah, because we're in summer.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
If we are, and we were going to be here
for a while, two more months, I promise you. Hey,
Daniel's report is on the way. Where's Danielle is the bathroom?
All right? Well, okay, I want to talk about this.
Our friend Jimmy Fallon, you know, does a late night show.
That's a nice show on NBC. After what happened to
the Late Show on CBS with Colbert canceled it, they're

(01:14:41):
saying night shows just aren't what they used to be
as far as revenue coming in. They cost too much
to produce. So the rumor out there was, well, now
Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Cammel, those shows are on the
bubble as well. I mean, there's a chance they could
eliminate those. Good news I read today Jimmy Fallon had
his contract extended. Hey, so he will remin ain't on
doing the world famous Tonight's Show. I love that because

(01:15:03):
we love Jimmy. Yeah, and I would hate for that
institution just to evaporate like that.

Speaker 13 (01:15:08):
Oh, that would be so sad.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
I know that would be awful. You know, we drive
up sixth Avenue every morning coming to work on the
Upper West Side or wherever we are in Manhattan, Midtown
or whatever, and you passed Tonight's Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
Let neon sign on the thirty Rock and you pass
it every morning. I would hate for that sign to
go away. That would not be good. So I read
today he has extended he also will continue doing I

(01:15:32):
believe Password, and he has another series that's coming out too,
so Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 13 (01:15:37):
So he's doing okay.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Yeah, he's doing okay. So yeah, I was like, please
don't let that happen. What else is in the notes today?

Speaker 28 (01:15:45):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
What did you do last night? Gandhi?

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
I went to the Mets game?

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
The Mets game? Yeah, I didn't even know you were going.
Who all went? Was it a fun group?

Speaker 13 (01:15:52):
It was Diamond, Andrew and Josh.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Oh the click and Diamond's cousin.

Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
The click, oh, the click, the click and two of
the Mets game last night, good time. Well that's why
no one else knew about it, because the click, the
click never tells anyone when they're going to it. Yeah,
in an event, desplay what I'm a big Mets fan. No,
but you're not part of the click. And Dan Yell
not a part of the click. I'm not a part
of the click. We're not invited to things with a click.

Speaker 15 (01:16:16):
There is no such thing as a click, nor the mafia.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Do you'all will just think did not the mafia.

Speaker 15 (01:16:24):
It was just some friends who were like, oh, there's
a game tonight.

Speaker 13 (01:16:27):
Do you want to go?

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Yeah, we should go.

Speaker 15 (01:16:28):
And then it just does happened that that's who.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
Went the click the click, enjoyed the game. It's okay,
be a.

Speaker 16 (01:16:33):
Click Gandhi did that thing with she why don't you
at the last minute, I knowing that I no, knowing
that I wasn't good sat She didn't invite?

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
No, you just said, she did not invite. You said
you want to come?

Speaker 15 (01:16:43):
No, I said, would you have come?

Speaker 13 (01:16:46):
I wasn't an invite.

Speaker 16 (01:16:47):
But it was two o'clock in the afternoon and before
the game at that point, yeah, you will.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
Said we're going to She said, we're going to the game?
Would you have come? Head way invited?

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
She said?

Speaker 13 (01:16:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:16:56):
And then he was like, oh shoot, I can't make it.

Speaker 13 (01:16:58):
And I just thought, oh, he just thought I invited him.
Let them have that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
That's fine, okay, all right.

Speaker 15 (01:17:04):
It wasn't my thing to invite people too. I didn't
get the tickets. They came from somewhere else.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Fair enough, Uh, Daniel, What did you do last night?

Speaker 19 (01:17:11):
What I do?

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
What was last night?

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
Those are my favorite nights. I have no clue right here,
I have.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
No idea why ideas. A lot of erran. Yesterday was
a lot of errand, so that's all the Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
We drove over to Califan it picked up a pizza
to bring home, and the next door to the pizza
place is this restaurant called Max's. I said, let's go
to Max's have dinner. So we left the pizza in
the car, went in and had pizza at a different restaurant.
And you know what I love this. It's it's a
BYO B restaurant, a little restaurant in Califan in New Jersey.
And there's a liquor store, wine store next door. I said, well,

(01:17:45):
let me go next door. I get a bottle of Italian. Okay,
go next door, get a nice barolo whatever. We sit down,
we opened the wine, we drank, and we wanted another
bottle of whie. We're two in right, so I have
to walk out. I've come back with a second bottle,
and the whole restaurant is like, oh my dear god,
this this guy's left twice to get wide. There's no
way to sneak it in if you had to go
to the story xtitor. We had a great night. It

(01:18:06):
was good. Then we watched the Hunter's Wives or whatever
it's called.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
What is it called hont wives?

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Hunting wives? Good God, if you haven't seen this, you
got to watch it. But get ready, it's very very solicious,
very very totilating.

Speaker 10 (01:18:19):
Uh.

Speaker 15 (01:18:20):
Yes, it's such a time you usorn titillating today.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
I love it. I know you know any words with
tin and come in speaking. My favorite bird is the
tufted titmouse. Yes, okay, I'm leaving the pizza in your car.
Do you remember the time you left the groceries in
your car all of sudden, Yes, it was ground meat. Oh, no,
it was. It actually had formed him back into one

(01:18:44):
singular piece of meat by the time it was done.

Speaker 11 (01:18:46):
Yeah, his elbows, I think it was. I went out
to your house. We were you were going to get
groceries so that we could cook. And well, right after
we got the groceries, you're like, let's just stop and get.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Something to eat real quick. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:19:00):
Then we get back at the car after a two
hour lunch and his ground meat has just been sitting there.

Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
Which reminds me we had carrot cake two days ago
at lunch. I think it's still in the back of
my car.

Speaker 13 (01:19:13):
Is that uedible.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
I wouldn't eat that. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,
Daniel's reporters on the way when you're out of the room, Daniel,
I talked about Jimmy Fallon extending his deal at NBC
for the Tonight Show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Very nice.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
I know we love you care about it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
I love Jimmy. He's our favorite. He doesn't come and
visit enough.

Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
I want to talk about your our friend, Jamie. Can
we talk about Jamie? Oh yeah, we can talk about this, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So tell the story. She used to work down the
hall and then.

Speaker 14 (01:19:41):
Yeah, so Jamie used to be producer down the hallway.
We know that the hours are crazy. She really had
some things that she wanted to do with her life,
and she felt like the job was getting in the way.
She wanted to be healthy, she wants to get married,
she wants to have kids. So she just came in
one day and quit. And I saw her the other day.

Speaker 15 (01:19:57):
And we went to lunch, and oh my god, she
is thriving.

Speaker 14 (01:20:02):
She looks amazing, she's dating, she's living her life. She's
very happy with the current job that she has, and
she just seems like a completely different person. I mean,
like night and day even. I even told her this
she when she was here. I think the lack of
sleep would really get to her sometimes and we'd be
having a conversation and she was just kind of dingy,
like a ding bad about things.

Speaker 15 (01:20:23):
She was so with it, And I said, Jamie, what
this is amazing?

Speaker 13 (01:20:26):
What's going on?

Speaker 15 (01:20:26):
She said, this is called circadian rhythm. I get sleep,
a full night sleep.

Speaker 14 (01:20:30):
Yeah, I'm not worried about things anymore. I don't have
this stress all the time. And I thought, wow, that's what.

Speaker 13 (01:20:35):
Quitting your job looks like.

Speaker 26 (01:20:36):
Huh, well, this job.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
And she has she has the most amazing ball. She
actually works. I can say what was she works for?

Speaker 19 (01:20:42):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
She works for Harlan Coben, who is an amazing author,
and he also does a lot of Netflix you know
if his shows get turned into Netflix shows. Uh, he's amazing.
And so she is just living her life and like
helping him out and being like his publicist, and she's
doing rape play.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
She's happy. Is a great example of what we talk
about on this show all the time. If you feel
like your wheels are spending, you're not getting anywhere, you
were getting no traction in your life. Sometimes you gotta
if you can, you got to blow it up and
start over. Yeah, and you know what, you'd be surprised
what waits for you on the end, at the end
of that rainbow. And she's proof. And but she's still

(01:21:20):
doing what she used to do. She has a very
unique dating life. Oh lord, she's got stories. Do you
remember she used to come on our show and talk
about all the weird guys she was dating. She'll say,
Oh my god, can we talk about the latest one?
I guess Yeah, you know you're you're the one to
talk to her more.

Speaker 14 (01:21:37):
Yeah, no, we can talk about it. I just know
you guys don't know names, so we won't name any names.

Speaker 13 (01:21:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:21:42):
And she's not the only person, by the way, that
has encountered this recently. A lot of my friends who
are single and on the dating apps.

Speaker 13 (01:21:48):
Are running into the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Okay, so you tell it.

Speaker 13 (01:21:52):
So she met it. She met a guy.

Speaker 14 (01:21:56):
He was super He seems really cool, very hot, had
a lot of good things going for him in his life.
And then he sent her message basically just saying, hey,
you know, if this ends up working out amazing, I'm
gonna get off all of the apps. There's just one
thing we have to get out of the way before
we can go forward, and that is I will be
incredibly loyal, But I just want to watch you hook
up with other people.

Speaker 11 (01:22:18):
Yeah he wants he wants to cuckhold yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
Yeah he wants to kill really yeah Yeah, I was
get into that. He wants to sit in the corner
of the room and watch her do other guys. Right,
if this is not a new thing, I mean, we've
heard about this phenomenon. Yeah, but the humiliation thing, yeah,
I don't know. I see, I'm on into it. I mean,
I'm I'm used to it working with you guys being
humiliated all the time, but not in a room there

(01:22:44):
are sex going on. So is that a turno for
a lot of people?

Speaker 14 (01:22:49):
I am I'm I feel like I've been living under
a rock my whole life, because as soon as I
started talking about this with some of my friends, it
was like everyone just came out of the woodwork, like, oh, yeah,
it happens all the time, into it, And I'm getting
screenshots from people about like, yeah, this guy.

Speaker 15 (01:23:03):
Wanted this and it's a big thing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
It's crazy.

Speaker 15 (01:23:07):
Well to me, it's crazy, I guess other people like
totally normal, so good for them.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
Well, so let's talk about this example. Yes, so he
wants to have a so I guess getting he wants
to get into a serious relationship with her. If it
does get into a serious relationship, yeah, she needs to
know that. He wants to sit in the corner of
the room and be humiliated. Why, well, his girlfriend is
having sex with someone.

Speaker 14 (01:23:30):
Else, right, Yes, so A lot of people say it's
these guys who have really high powered jobs and are
doing a lot during the day that want to come
home and feel the exact opposite at night, which is
where the like dominate me, embarrassed me, humiliate me stuff
comes from allegedly, I'll know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
I have no idea. It's just the fact that the
act is going on in front of the guy. Is
that enough for humiliation? Or does the guy have to
be doing her over in the corner, then looks at
her boyfriend and says, your hair cut is off, and
then looks back and continues bright.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Wait, different different situations depending on who you are.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
Right exactly here's doing he's doing his girlfriend. He looks
over and says, wait a minute, you wore that today.
That shirt is hideous? All right? Back to your girlfriend
and he starts doing arrogant. Is that the humiliation we're talking.

Speaker 15 (01:24:19):
I'm not sure. I don't think they got that far
down the road.

Speaker 14 (01:24:22):
But there were so many different versions of this where
it's you know, some people just want to be washed around.
Some people want to know that, you know, this person
that I'm with is so desirable to other people that
they're into it.

Speaker 15 (01:24:31):
I was convinced everyone's going to get sex trafficked.

Speaker 13 (01:24:33):
I'm like, this is it. I've seen an episode of
S FORU. This out starts.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Okay, all right, well we know it goes on. Is
maybe not in this room unless scary finally wants to
admit it. No, this this happened to a friend of mine. Yeah,
it was worth No. He was with a woman and
the husband.

Speaker 16 (01:24:47):
All he wanted to do was watch now that the
guy didn't want to be humiliated, but he was peeking
behind a curtain and then.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
My friend so the curtain ruffle. What's going on over there?

Speaker 16 (01:24:55):
The curtain's rustling, and then our boyfriend pops out and
he goes, no, keep going.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
And my buddy was on the receiving end of all
this and the curtains. I was it's the little things
started poking out that my buddies.

Speaker 16 (01:25:10):
Thought he was in a room alone with a woman,
and he was, and he was with her, and he
was they were banging. Next thing, you know, the curtains rustle,
and it's the girl's boyfriend watching. And then he was like, well,
what's going on? Is that was your brother that you
introduced me to ten minutes ago. No, that, but the
husband wanted to watch with the boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
That's the thing. Well, okay, here's the thing. By the way,
if you're into this, we're not sliding you at all.
This is not saying what you're doing is wrong. It's just,
you know, understand that not everyone is into it, so
we're just we're just discussing it. Yeah, Nate, what are
your fuck? Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:25:40):
So i've heart or experienced this firsthand, but I have
seen some videos of this, and it's usually the woman
that's insulting the guy who's generally sitting in a.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
Chair fully clothed. Oh you don't have I'm studying this.

Speaker 11 (01:25:56):
I don't know if I don't know if this is
how it always goes down, or if they're hiding behind
a curtain. But I think there is some sort of
I want to be humiliated.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
Thing that guys get off on, not me. I don't know. Well,
I don't know. I don't know. I question you saying
it's not you, because every once in a while you
do light up when I call you my little bitch.
Oh it's it different. That's different. You do light up.
That is totally different. All right, let's get into sound
of Garrett. What do you say? Do you fall that up?

Speaker 30 (01:26:27):
I mean, all right, Happy birthday, Papa Bear, Thank you buddy.
All right, let's start with Kimmel. So he's on vacation
but still providing content for US online and put together
a montage on YouTube of all the news anchors saying,
I can't believe it's already August.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
Oh, here they go, Well, it's hard to believe that
it's already August. It's hard to believe it's already August.

Speaker 18 (01:26:48):
Can you believe August is here already?

Speaker 26 (01:26:50):
I believes August already?

Speaker 15 (01:26:51):
We're already in August.

Speaker 7 (01:26:52):
Can you believe it?

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Can you believe it's August already?

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Can believe it's August already?

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
Abu's donest do we do that? Did we do that?

Speaker 26 (01:27:00):
I think we did do that we did, Yeah, we did,
we did.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
I don't believe it, all right.

Speaker 30 (01:27:04):
You were just talking about Jimmy Fallon and he had
Machine Gun Kelly on yesterday promoting his new album.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
But machine Gun.

Speaker 30 (01:27:10):
Kelly found out that he could do a pretty decent
Jim Carrey impression of ace ventur and this sort it's unpla.

Speaker 34 (01:27:17):
Got brace onto the ball with your left hand as
a type. Once to stay is breaking the fallow three
to five feet. The plaster on the tip of your
shoe would play to a careless mason being the culprit
your new watch of quality forgery of a cardier, most
likely pushed on the North African black market.

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
Nona reside here, Coton. I don't hear your word of habits. Yeah,
it's just it's okay. It's an okay version of that,
all right, I'll see.

Speaker 30 (01:27:42):
So, according to the USDA, they are playing a CDC
music to scare away wolves that are trying to hunt
cattle in the Midwest. So they're flying drones playing this
music to scare away wolves. Scream sides and apparently the
tones of this scare away the wolves.

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
I would say the wolves are love that.

Speaker 30 (01:28:05):
Yeah, all right, sounds like a good soundtrack right there.
All right, Now, what do you get the man who
has everything for his birthday? I'm talking about you, of course, Elvis.
How about a donkey that sings opera?

Speaker 32 (01:28:14):
Yes, all right, love opera donkey?

Speaker 20 (01:28:29):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
And then finally, Big Daddy.

Speaker 30 (01:28:31):
This comes from a bunch of listeners who sent us
talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app wishing.

Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
You the happiest of birthdays.

Speaker 18 (01:28:38):
Okay, I mentioned my man Duran a happy birthday.

Speaker 13 (01:28:44):
I love you, Elvis.

Speaker 18 (01:28:45):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Elvis, durey man.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
Hippy birthday, Elvis. Love you from Austin, Texas. Elvis.

Speaker 18 (01:28:54):
I stumbled across you guys about six years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
I turned on the radio.

Speaker 26 (01:28:57):
I was like, what the hell is this crap?

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Grew to love you guys.

Speaker 18 (01:29:00):
Can't go day without you. Thank you so much for
what you do. Happy birthday.

Speaker 27 (01:29:05):
You know that you've changed my life in so many ways,
and there's no way that I could.

Speaker 13 (01:29:09):
Ever repay you for that.

Speaker 18 (01:29:10):
So I hope you have a great birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Happy birthday, Elvis.

Speaker 14 (01:29:14):
I wanted to say thank you every morning for reminding me.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
To always see the best in people.

Speaker 18 (01:29:19):
Happy birthday, Elvis.

Speaker 11 (01:29:20):
I love you so much.

Speaker 28 (01:29:21):
She means so much to me, and it wasn't for you,
I probably wouldn't have had the guts to lose over
one hundred pounds or to come out.

Speaker 5 (01:29:27):
So thank you. Gotty birthday, Elvis.

Speaker 28 (01:29:30):
Thanks for always making me laugh and keeping me sane
most days.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Oh my god, I wanted tose Elvis Duran a happy birthday,
my queen.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
It just so happens on MINA shirts. Don't get a
big head.

Speaker 18 (01:29:42):
It's not always love your.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Well. Thank you so much. The garret You're gonna America?
Good there this summer.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Oh alway, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show, guys, oh
so much.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
What I mean, you want to show you on underwear
to see if there's streaks in them?

Speaker 8 (01:30:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:30:04):
I like, I like to police that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
There's no streets in my underwear.

Speaker 13 (01:30:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
People think, oh wow, what are those claudorous people do
with that gallamorous studio unfolding laundry?

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
And then we talked about underwear yesterday right so after
the show, it made me think, you know, I really
could use some new underwear. So I wound up walking
down the Victoria's Secret to buy new underwear yesterday because we.

Speaker 26 (01:30:27):
Talked about it yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
That's what we do. We're so influential with each other.
If they try these guys at these Jamb's. Have you
heard of these? No? Oh great, they're not underwear, but
there's like sleeping shorts. They're so soft. Do a search
look Daniel's. Do a search, Daniel Jambs, j j A
M B y s. They're so soft to sleep.

Speaker 24 (01:30:50):
I think they have them for women too. You don't
wear underwear under them. They're just nice.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
And they were on the Today Show. They were on
Women's Health GQ.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
See yeah, I'm folding, Yes, say I'm folding laundry. What
are you doing? I'm being more productive than you people
will put together. You are the ultimately committing here. Jambi's
breathable and light.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
What I got hoodies?

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
Look at that. I know they're not paying us a
penny to say this, And people in the people on
the sales floor are going, dom you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Yeah, how dare you?

Speaker 14 (01:31:19):
I fell victim to probably seven or eight Instagram ads
the other day.

Speaker 13 (01:31:23):
I just bought them all so stupid.

Speaker 14 (01:31:25):
But it was this this sweatsuit set that I've been
eyeballing for so long, and I finally thought, all right,
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 13 (01:31:32):
I bought them.

Speaker 15 (01:31:33):
I'm so mad at myself for not having done it earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
They're the best travel day sweatsuit sets, the best.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
Well, that's the thing about Instagram ads for clothing and stuff.
Sometimes I mean you roll the dice. Sometimes it's great,
Sometimes it's crap, you know. But I'm doing some really
good companies I'm loving. Look at my swimsuit.

Speaker 13 (01:31:48):
Look at this, that's a fun swimsuit.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
I know. All right, let's get into I'm gonna full
laundry while while Danielle does her job. So see, Danielle,
you and I are being very productive at the same time.

Speaker 13 (01:31:58):
Lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Okay, Well, these are is Alex's swimsuits. It's nasty seek
because you know it has no style with here.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Okay, So let's talk about soho from the nineties that
changed the world. They came up with ten. I'm just
gonna give you the top five. They're saying that The
X Files actually brought paranoia, uh, science fiction and myth
making into the mainstream. They're saying Seinfeld turned nothing into
something and changed TV comedy forever. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(01:32:31):
elevated teen TV and proved that genre could be emotionally profound.
Friends was a global phenomenon that redefined the modern sitcom.
And they're saying number one was The Simpsons. They're saying
the Simpsons reshaped comedy, animation, and pop culture as we
know it. So yeah, ers on there as well, Law
and Order, Charmed. I mean there's some more on there

(01:32:52):
as well. So Beyonce, what is she giving us next?
So she already gave us like her country album, right,
So she starring in a new ad for Levi's and
it's based on her Cowboy Carter song Levi's Jeans, and
it starts with her on a horse, but it ends
with her taking off on a motorcycle. So now all
the fans are like, yep, it means something.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
It means that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
We're getting a little rock and roll on the way.
It'll be a little different for Beyonce. So I know,
God diamond degrees, So we'll see, we'll see where it
takes us. So we've all seen basic instinct, at least
most people have it. Honestly, if you haven't, it's you
gotta see that movie. So it wouldn't really be what
it is without Sharon Stone, and she said that Michael
Douglas didn't want to hire her for the movie because

(01:33:36):
they previously had a fight at a party. But if
you ask him, he says, I don't remember that. I
don't remember a fight. I don't even remember not what
what what are you talking about?

Speaker 13 (01:33:45):
I need to know what that fight was about?

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Crazy? Right, and the director of the New Naked Gun. Now,
I have not seen Naked Gun yet, so I don't
know what this scene is. But apparently there's a snowman's scene,
and I think it's a threesome with a snowman anyway,
but they almost didn't put it in the movie. But
it's one of people's favorite parts of the movie. It's
like the highlight of the movie. So we're happy that

(01:34:08):
it was kept in. Now I want to go see
the movie just to see the snowman scene. Right, did
you watch it yet?

Speaker 8 (01:34:13):
Night?

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Okay?

Speaker 22 (01:34:14):
Yet?

Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
I do know what they do?

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
What do they do exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:34:17):
Well, I'll take.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
It away, don't tell us.

Speaker 5 (01:34:19):
I mean, even though the movie's been up for forty five.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Years, it's just the threes No, this is the New
Naked Gunhh yeah, yeah, the New Me too. So season
two of Wednesdays tomorrow, I could not wait. Lady Gaga
appears in the season. We know that she also provides
some music for the soundtrack. There's a song called drop
Dead that I can't believe. I'm doing this as Elvis
is over here and watching him fold his underwear.

Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
Anyways, this is my t shirt. This is Max's dad.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
He looks so funny. Anyway, there's a song called drop
Dead that is scheduled for release in October, just in
time for Halloween, and that is from Gaga, and I
think from Wednesday. What are we watching? Elvis is like
in Hunting Wives over on Netflix. It's very gross and
sexy and all well, some parts might be to some people.

(01:35:08):
America's Got Talent, the One Percent Club, the Snake Hard
Knocks h and also Bravo gives you part two of
The Valley their season reunion. And that's my Danielle report.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
Okay, so let's say we're gonna load up the car
and drive to Orlando for E d C. We Love
a good, a great festival. What song do you play
as you pull out of your driveway to go to
the festival? Lean On, lean On?

Speaker 8 (01:35:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
Oh, okay, somebody okay, all right, all right? Uh did
someone did someone say wake me up? I thought you
said wake me up?

Speaker 7 (01:35:45):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:35:46):
That's my second twice.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
Yeah, oh you're good. Thank god? You guess the word.
That's the one I have in the old computer e
DC can't wait to go Feel my way through the Darms.
Our friend Tommy Dedario hosts I've Never said this before.
It's a podcast where he interviews our favorite actors and artists.

(01:36:08):
Tommy who's on the podcast this week.

Speaker 11 (01:36:10):
Jennifer Love Hewitt, who was reprising her role in the
new I Know What You Did last summer.

Speaker 26 (01:36:15):
From reuniting with Freddy Prince Junior to if she would.

Speaker 11 (01:36:18):
Ever play the killer to that surprise cameo, we are
covering it all.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
You don't want to miss it. I've never said this before.
New episodes every Tuesday. Listen on the iHeartRadio app or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
The home you've worked so hard for is ready to
work hard for you with a home equity loan from
Rocket Mortgage. To learn how you can turn your home
equity into cash, visit rocket mortgage dot com today. Rocket
Mortgage LLC licensed in fifty states NMLS Consumer Access dot
Org number thirty thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
Three.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Well, mister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
So, Danielle, which amusement park did you go to last week?

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
We went to six Flags America in Maryland. Because it's you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
Are they're closing a six Flags.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Yeah, it's closing at the end of the season. They're
not even doing fright Fest this year. They're closing after FrightFest.
They're doing a lot for the kids, but they're not
doing fest. What happens to the park, It's I don't know,
you know what, it just stands there. According to my son,
who is a roller coaster enthusiast, there are a couple
of roller coasters that might get relocated in different places,
but a lot of the rides probably won't see the

(01:37:32):
light of day. Maybe parts go places habits.

Speaker 5 (01:37:35):
You've seen online all of these deserted amusement parks.

Speaker 13 (01:37:39):
Oh yeah, human stuffy.

Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
And they've like vines and poison ivy growing up the
tilted whirl So, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
It's so cool to see.

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
Well, it's like it's like those those sites on Instagram.
They're like deserted malls. Yes, that's creepy as hell too,
because a lot of those malls were designed in the
nineteen eighties, so they look extra like shiny and creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
We passed by a deserted stadium, a Robert F. Kennedy
Memorial Stadium in DC, and it is the creepiest looking thing.
Like it is, like there's still a Budweiser sign inside
the stadium, but other than that, it's just old, decrepit
and like run down. But I want to go on
a tour of it because I think it would be
so good to see inside.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
Well, let's look to the future. The room you're sitting
in right now. At iHeart, it's gonna be the same
thing in ten years. It's gonna be like vines and
oh what do they do here? It was hold a
radio show I kid so Gandhi came in with the
sound game today, which is funny ladies. Comedians that are
hilarious and they're popular. We know them, not always being

(01:38:44):
comedians on doing stand up, but in movies, this and that.

Speaker 15 (01:38:47):
Right, Yeah, funny ladies, we love them.

Speaker 14 (01:38:49):
All you have to do is guess who the person
is based on the sound that we have.

Speaker 5 (01:38:55):
Yeah, we tried it earlier and it did not work.
We tried it yesterday. It did not work. People can't
get them right. And Scary has he has a theory.
What's the theory? Why do these funny ladies not strike
a nerve with anyone listening to our show?

Speaker 16 (01:39:09):
Because overall, historically men are funnier than women and.

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
In the comedian world, and well, okay, wait, historically that
kind of changes the conversation because I feel like there's
the old days. In the old days, women weren't really
not allowed, but they really weren't. They really weren't positioned
to go on stays because the guys wouldn't let them.

Speaker 16 (01:39:32):
You think about the most famous mass appeal comedians, usually
their males, but lately they are lesser known. But on
the come up, people like you got the Nikki Glazers
and the Whitney Cummings and the Chelsea Handlers of the
one right, but some of them are Yeah, these are
all funny women.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
These are great. They are top top notch. She said
that exactly, by the way, and make me he is.
This is not what you were saying during the pungs.

Speaker 13 (01:39:57):
Now, what's you're saying?

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
Say it? There's these here you clearly he said, in
this room, men are funnier than women. Bery it. That's
what you said. That's what you said. It's historically, that's
why we thought.

Speaker 15 (01:40:07):
Following it up with women aren't funny.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
Wait back in the day, Lucy Oball, Joan Rivers, Carol Burnett,
let's go back. Let's keep guessing.

Speaker 13 (01:40:19):
Not funny people I've ever.

Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
Met, Joan Rivers. Let's not mess with Phyllis diller O.

Speaker 25 (01:40:26):
I kind of know what Scary's saying, because I think
for every every for every famous female funny comedian, comedian,
there's probably ten guys.

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
That's right.

Speaker 16 (01:40:38):
And then also the most familiar voices are guys. We
want listeners to solve this contest, but with some of
these voices that we're hearing aren't as familiar to them.

Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
Okay, okay, Ghani please, yeah, you don't just talk some
sense into these a holes.

Speaker 13 (01:40:53):
I don't can.

Speaker 15 (01:40:54):
I just wonder how they get girlfriends.

Speaker 13 (01:40:55):
That's the thing that confuses me the most.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
Well at one of them doesn't have one. That you're right,
so okay, But but as I said, through the history
of stand up comedy, men were in charge of these
productions and they just did not promote women on the
stage and I'm telling you that that's why it got
a slow start.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
I had to say it. But some of these guys
that are comedians, I don't think they're on aney.

Speaker 15 (01:41:17):
And it's always an unfunny guy telling women that they're
not funny.

Speaker 5 (01:41:20):
I'm just saying, okay, case in point. So we're running
kind of late. I can't I don't really have time
to get someone on the phone to see if they
can guess these feeliest the ladies. We're gonna get all
of these. I wouldn't get all of these y Yeah,
she wrote, that's.

Speaker 15 (01:41:37):
A bad ideas they made the game.

Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
Just pull someone out of the hallway, bring him in.
Oh okay, a woman, anyone, the social dude, just walk
into the deal it.

Speaker 15 (01:41:49):
But okay, I have a question, now, is this going
to be fair to him if these are.

Speaker 13 (01:41:54):
Americans?

Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
Okay, they're all American comedians.

Speaker 26 (01:41:56):
Okay, I'm sorry, he doesn't going to be completely lost
this man they've got.

Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
They have their own world of comedians over there. They're
probably funnier than all of us. Yeah, I think they're probably. Okay,
So no one's walking by. Does no one walk by
our studio anymore? I'll go Nate's gonna go grab some almost,
grab somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
I can't wait to see what he gets.

Speaker 5 (01:42:16):
Yep, grab someone, grab an endtern, grab anyone.

Speaker 13 (01:42:21):
I don't think you can hear you anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Has everyone been fired? Where is everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
It's very quiet here today.

Speaker 5 (01:42:26):
Why morning here? It's wild. Well, the Australians are here.
They're the only the only life of the party. Hey guys, welcome,
Welcome to New York City. Hey, welcome. What's your name?

Speaker 7 (01:42:36):
Richard?

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
Richard? Richard? Have you very night? Were actually? Oh? Thank you?
So you've been listening to our show for what thirty years?

Speaker 22 (01:42:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (01:42:43):
O wholl I wouldn't say thirty years, probably about twenty years.
I've been listening all the way from Sydney, Australia. Yeah,
I love it. And the first time in New York.
It's a crazy city. And I'm just very lucky to
be here.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
Okay, well know we're lucky to have you. So you
are also in this this profession, this industry.

Speaker 26 (01:42:58):
I have a face for radio. Yeah, one hundred percent. No, yeah,
you fili, it's not stop it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
Well, welcome to New York, thank you, welcome. All right, Well,
look we're gonna see if intern Ben here knows any
of these lady comedians Ben Ben another piece of proof
that New York is wacky. Hello intern Ben.

Speaker 18 (01:43:16):
Wow, happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:43:18):
Oh thank I.

Speaker 18 (01:43:19):
Just posted your posts so here welcome.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
I didn't know I had a post.

Speaker 26 (01:43:25):
Well thanks thanks to intern bit I'm I'm posted in tag.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
He's like, repost please.

Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
This is we call it very very free labor with
the interns coming and doing our work. All right, so
these are you? Explain the game to intern Ben.

Speaker 14 (01:43:39):
Okay, Ben, The way this works is you're gonna hear
a sound clip. It is somebody who is notoriously funny,
very famous. All you have to do is guess the woman.

Speaker 18 (01:43:47):
Okay, that's it. Okay, that's all great.

Speaker 5 (01:43:50):
Who is it? Here we go, that's all okay, But
here is a funny lady number one Katie.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
I know, but having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now.

Speaker 18 (01:44:00):
But you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
To like you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
Okay, who is that? Are you there?

Speaker 13 (01:44:09):
Then's just staring here?

Speaker 26 (01:44:10):
Don't be there out.

Speaker 18 (01:44:11):
I don't know who it is.

Speaker 14 (01:44:12):
Okay, wait, wait real it looks like Richard might have
an answer in entered.

Speaker 5 (01:44:15):
Richard from Australia knows that you don't know if I
always if I don't hear him say if he has it?

Speaker 18 (01:44:22):
Yeah, and I just I just rewatched that movie too.
I knew it was mean Girls, but I can't remember
who's taught to Okay, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:44:30):
Let's keep going. Let's see these. It's the Aussies against
the Americans. I like this, and so far the Americans
are losing. All right. Here is funny Lady and number two.

Speaker 28 (01:44:38):
Which brings me to the strong and deep sexual feelings
that I have developed for Andrew Cuomo.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
When he came on the scene, he looked like the
incredible Hulk.

Speaker 15 (01:44:46):
Also, you know that big Italian gorilla? Is I put
it on your mask?

Speaker 13 (01:44:50):
I'm I going I'll put my mask on. Oh yeah, all.

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
Right, who is that?

Speaker 26 (01:44:54):
I say this cheating in the studio I files is holding.

Speaker 5 (01:44:57):
Up the answers?

Speaker 18 (01:44:59):
Got these gone to this same one night?

Speaker 5 (01:45:03):
We have to move forward here? Who is that? Do
you know? Intern?

Speaker 12 (01:45:05):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
I have no idea, yans.

Speaker 5 (01:45:08):
Or Ben, I'm truthful. Okay, let's go. Let's go to
the Australians. Yes, Noah answered not.

Speaker 26 (01:45:16):
I couldn't see a piece of papers.

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
Well, besides that one. I love Chelsea Handler. There is
Chelsea Handler? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
Oh, then it said Chelsea on her paper.

Speaker 5 (01:45:24):
Okay, sid are and Ben, my gosh, we gotta go here. Uh,
here we go. Pay attention to the host. No one
gives a crap about the birthday boy today. Here we go.
Here is famous fuddy Lady number three.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
I cannot wait to visit Ryan in prison. I'm gonna
wear my hottest track suit and get my hair done,
and then all the other prisoners are gonna be like day, Ryan,
you got a hot ex girlfriend.

Speaker 21 (01:45:48):
Ooh.

Speaker 15 (01:45:48):
I would never treated her so bad when I was
outside of prison.

Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
Love her. She's funny in front of the camera and
behind the camera. Who's that?

Speaker 28 (01:45:55):
Like?

Speaker 18 (01:45:55):
Was I supposed to study comedians before the I don't
know what this is.

Speaker 13 (01:46:00):
Dude, sucks.

Speaker 26 (01:46:02):
Yes, I know I'm strigging.

Speaker 5 (01:46:04):
Mandy Kayling. Mandy Kayling all right, hilarious. Okay, you know
you're gonna get this one. Here's funny Lady number four.

Speaker 19 (01:46:12):
I'm excited and I feel relaxed and I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (01:46:21):
There you I love her? Who's that? Hey?

Speaker 18 (01:46:26):
Guys, I don't know what do you know?

Speaker 26 (01:46:30):
Chime out as well. But I'm still one up, so
I'm happy.

Speaker 5 (01:46:33):
He's winnies, Richard.

Speaker 26 (01:46:36):
Do you know no, No, I din't nice?

Speaker 5 (01:46:37):
Okay, that is Kristen Wig.

Speaker 18 (01:46:39):
Okay, bridesmaids.

Speaker 5 (01:46:41):
Okay, I'm gonna give you one more. This is number five,
funny lady number five. And let's see like horring of this.

Speaker 28 (01:46:49):
Took a hard, hard violent fall, kind of pinball down,
hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of I
met a dolphin down there.

Speaker 5 (01:46:59):
I think I got it.

Speaker 26 (01:47:01):
Wait, Melissa mccotty, he get me, Ben ho, Ben had
no clue?

Speaker 5 (01:47:09):
Ben?

Speaker 18 (01:47:10):
Do you guys recognize people's voices?

Speaker 5 (01:47:12):
Ben? Thank you? Not everyone's on radio.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
I gotta tell you, man, you're one of my favorite people.
But disappointed in you.

Speaker 5 (01:47:21):
You know, Ben makes up for it in other lanes.

Speaker 6 (01:47:24):
Exclu's youre fro Australia winning the game today?

Speaker 15 (01:47:27):
You tell you even with an attempted cheat, it didn't work.

Speaker 5 (01:47:31):
I know, all right. So in closing, let's support our
women comedians. Let's support them. When you see a comedy special,
stand up whatever on Netflix or wherever watch it, get
to know them. Let's change that a little bit. I
di vote for that. Please, thank you please, thank you,
have a nice day. Happy birthday to me.

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
Ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 19 (01:47:52):
Do you think I looking bread?

Speaker 5 (01:47:54):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran
d Elvis Duran's phone tapped.

Speaker 5 (01:48:05):
All right, Terry's on the phone and what she got
going on today?

Speaker 28 (01:48:08):
Okay, Well, I have a really dose boyfriend. He doesn't
like it, but he knows that me and my girls
go out and we went to this place Suba on Saturday,
and I want you to say that you met me
there and the two of us really hit it off
or whatever that you're calling him up basically to let
him know you know that he.

Speaker 13 (01:48:27):
And I are no longer and it's now it's you
and me.

Speaker 5 (01:48:30):
Any special reason why you want us to do this.

Speaker 28 (01:48:32):
Because he's ridiculously jealous, and just to kind of throw
that in his face, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:48:36):
Hang out. We're gonna call him now. Okay, Hey, is
this Jim Jim?

Speaker 29 (01:48:45):
Ay?

Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
What's up?

Speaker 8 (01:48:45):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:48:46):
This is Willie will Willy do listen I do or
d E w A R for you.

Speaker 16 (01:48:53):
Your girlfriend didn't have the heart to call you, so
I figured i'd call for her.

Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
She met me at Suba over the weekend.

Speaker 16 (01:48:59):
She your cell phone number, and I bought a couple
of beers and things went really well between us.

Speaker 5 (01:49:04):
We have a lot in common.

Speaker 22 (01:49:05):
Yeah, so big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:49:06):
Congratulations?

Speaker 5 (01:49:07):
What do you want from me? I wanted to see
her again, is what I wanted to do?

Speaker 22 (01:49:11):
You want to you got some case?

Speaker 5 (01:49:13):
Pal? Well, you hung out for like two hours. We
were talking all about you.

Speaker 22 (01:49:16):
She was talking about me to you.

Speaker 7 (01:49:17):
What's your name?

Speaker 5 (01:49:18):
Willie?

Speaker 22 (01:49:19):
Yes, I'm gonna tell you this once. Okay, Willy, you
go near her, you call her, you step anywhere close
to her, and I'll run you a new circle.

Speaker 7 (01:49:26):
Do you understand me?

Speaker 5 (01:49:27):
Listen, I'm most I don't listen to you.

Speaker 20 (01:49:30):
You don't call me up and tell me what's going
on with my girlfriend in my life?

Speaker 5 (01:49:33):
Okay, listen, I'm from Ozone Park. Okay, I know some
people too. Really yeah? Really?

Speaker 22 (01:49:37):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:49:38):
We do want to?

Speaker 7 (01:49:39):
Do you want to have our people meet?

Speaker 22 (01:49:40):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:49:40):
When I have a fit down lunch? Well, what do
you want? I don't care who you know or what
you think.

Speaker 22 (01:49:44):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:49:45):
You don't know me.

Speaker 7 (01:49:46):
You know what you know? I'll tell you what I'm
gonna find out who you are. Okay, I'll find out
who you are.

Speaker 5 (01:49:51):
You come back, you call me.

Speaker 7 (01:49:53):
Up and you talk to me about my girlfriend like this.
You have the boss to call me up and tell
me my girlfriend's a piece act.

Speaker 5 (01:49:58):
She wants her stuff back, by the way she wants
to stuff back.

Speaker 7 (01:50:01):
I'll tell you what, willie.

Speaker 22 (01:50:02):
Why don't you come pick it up for it?

Speaker 5 (01:50:05):
Sounds like a plan? Where do you live?

Speaker 22 (01:50:07):
What'd you find out from her? Where I live?

Speaker 5 (01:50:09):
Wear her big pal?

Speaker 20 (01:50:11):
Now come here and pick up her stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:50:12):
I'll give you a faceball bat.

Speaker 22 (01:50:14):
That's what I'll give you.

Speaker 16 (01:50:14):
I think I'll do that. I need some new action
for the summer. She obviously is not in love with
you anymore.

Speaker 20 (01:50:21):
Man, you want, you're gonna call me up and bust
my balls like this?

Speaker 5 (01:50:24):
Or she wants to see that other people. I don't care.
I don't mind sharing. Who do you think you are
so we can't both see her?

Speaker 22 (01:50:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:50:31):
Wait, I think I know you.

Speaker 7 (01:50:32):
I think I know you?

Speaker 5 (01:50:34):
Who am I?

Speaker 22 (01:50:35):
Son of a bitch?

Speaker 20 (01:50:36):
You talking about your scary cat, aren't you? This is
the one hundred, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (01:50:41):
This is a phone tap?

Speaker 7 (01:50:42):
My friend a bitch?

Speaker 29 (01:50:44):
You son of a bitch me. You think you're funny.
You're aueezer. You did a firstation right right?

Speaker 20 (01:50:52):
I know you.

Speaker 29 (01:50:53):
You think you're really funny, don't you, Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down.

Speaker 7 (01:50:58):
Hey, jump are you're here too?

Speaker 5 (01:51:01):
You're part of this, Jimmy.

Speaker 22 (01:51:02):
No, no, no, let me tell you something.

Speaker 7 (01:51:03):
I know who you work, you ton of a bitch.

Speaker 29 (01:51:06):
I know who you work.

Speaker 12 (01:51:07):
I went to that constab with her last Week's that
Michelle Branton you put on yeah yeah, and you think
it's funny.

Speaker 20 (01:51:12):
You call me, you give me a heart attack like this.
I didn't care you and I about this player, but
you know what, you're a thumbbag here.

Speaker 5 (01:51:18):
You and you've been. You give me a sod attack
in the middle of the day because.

Speaker 7 (01:51:24):
You think it's a joke.

Speaker 29 (01:51:24):
You play games with people's lives.

Speaker 7 (01:51:26):
Let me tell you, Simpy, I'm gonna come down and
I'm gonna break your neck in.

Speaker 16 (01:51:30):
All honesty, Jimmy, it was her idea. She actually emailed us.
I'll read you the email.

Speaker 20 (01:51:33):
Oh you're gonna blame my girlfriend now, you big man, Oh,
you big, big funny radio guy. You're gonna blame my girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:51:40):
We're not gonna er it. Bro, We're not gonna air it'll.

Speaker 29 (01:51:42):
You're not gonna anything because I'm gonna come down here
when mop the full with you, you low life dude.

Speaker 16 (01:51:46):
I swear to God, she called us like seven times
she wanted us to do this. I was at my
studio and I was actually sitting here.

Speaker 3 (01:51:51):
Oh you're big, mister Innison.

Speaker 5 (01:51:53):
Now you're big mister Innison.

Speaker 8 (01:51:54):
Oh, I played games people's lives.

Speaker 20 (01:51:56):
But hey, it's not my fault.

Speaker 5 (01:51:57):
Oh, I got no responsibility.

Speaker 28 (01:51:59):
You gimme, He's Jimmy.

Speaker 13 (01:52:01):
It was my idea.

Speaker 7 (01:52:02):
You know, maybe maybe I go fornight.

Speaker 22 (01:52:03):
We're having real trouble.

Speaker 5 (01:52:04):
You know that. I don't know that. I can only
know the email that that she sent me, okay that
we received.

Speaker 29 (01:52:09):
Yea, I know.

Speaker 7 (01:52:09):
But you know what, maybe should do a little homework.

Speaker 20 (01:52:11):
Maybe you should try and find out right you said right,
I think you're getting a.

Speaker 5 (01:52:17):
Little hand over this.

Speaker 16 (01:52:18):
Hey, listen, guys, guys, guys, guys, listen in all honesty
and I swear and I'm being I'm talking to you
from the heart.

Speaker 5 (01:52:24):
Bro, we we sit here.

Speaker 22 (01:52:26):
We order to carry your your chest. Bro, Okay, I'm
not your bro.

Speaker 5 (01:52:30):
I apologize. We're not going to air this. We won't
even air this.

Speaker 16 (01:52:33):
We want to send you guys to a concert supposed
to make up to me.

Speaker 5 (01:52:37):
Now, No, but that that's part of the that's that's
part of the deal. I mean this is listen. Let
me tell you something. This is Elvis's show, and we are.

Speaker 7 (01:52:46):
Because I want to someone with authority, not for a
little weak like you. You know what, if I were you,
I find a nice little.

Speaker 5 (01:52:52):
Dale's job someplace because you're not safe.

Speaker 7 (01:52:54):
Oh hey, we got an email.

Speaker 20 (01:52:58):
She told me you need me oy Broick Garry.

Speaker 5 (01:53:02):
I'm so sorry about this.

Speaker 7 (01:53:03):
You're playing games with people in New York. Keep There's
millions of people here and you never know who you're
dealing with.

Speaker 27 (01:53:08):
It was my idea because I think that you're just
a little bit jealous, and I thought it might be
a way to point it out to you.

Speaker 5 (01:53:15):
This is your way of pointing out to me that
I'm jealous. But I think you mean more jealous. The
wrong of you. What are you thinking?

Speaker 7 (01:53:21):
Hey, I don't think you can swim here. They throw
you in a pool.

Speaker 16 (01:53:24):
See if I'm right?

Speaker 5 (01:53:25):
What the hell's the matter with you? Hello? Hello, this
is Elvis who's this Harry Elvis?

Speaker 22 (01:53:31):
I'm so sorry about this.

Speaker 28 (01:53:33):
He just went off.

Speaker 5 (01:53:34):
Well hold on second, No, what happened? Who are you?
Are you? You guys are doing a phone tap. Yeah, he's
doing one of your super phone calls for me.

Speaker 7 (01:53:41):
And you know, this little weasel.

Speaker 12 (01:53:43):
But this face into my life in the middle of
the afternoon one day out of nowhere and.

Speaker 20 (01:53:47):
Start calling me, flipping with my girlfriend calling me.

Speaker 7 (01:53:49):
My relationship is over, run down there.

Speaker 22 (01:53:52):
I don't want to kill him.

Speaker 5 (01:53:53):
Hold on your what's your name, Jimmy, jim? I set
this up.

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
My name is Terrry. I'm the one who set this up.

Speaker 26 (01:54:00):
I set the whole thing up.

Speaker 13 (01:54:01):
Like he's going off, I'm scary.

Speaker 7 (01:54:02):
It's not scary, you know, I mean, I'm.

Speaker 22 (01:54:06):
It is scary.

Speaker 5 (01:54:08):
Can you hold one second? Hold on second. What has
he said to you? He's made some serious threats, Like
what did he say? He's saying that he's gonna whe
the floors of he's gonna heart out of my chest.
He's got a better of security.

Speaker 16 (01:54:19):
He was here for the Michelle Branch thing last week
with his girlfriend, the two of them.

Speaker 5 (01:54:23):
He knows where the studios are everything, he knows where
we are he was in here with you? All right?
All right? Hold on, hold hello, hello, I'm sorry about that.
So Jimmy Scary says that you made some threats against him.

Speaker 7 (01:54:37):
Brett, Yeah, what are you gonna call your lawyer?

Speaker 22 (01:54:39):
Now it's gonna be too late.

Speaker 5 (01:54:41):
Did you make some physical threats against Scary?

Speaker 22 (01:54:44):
No? You know what all this?

Speaker 20 (01:54:46):
You take your best shot if you got it on paved,
if you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:54:48):
I said, Terry wanted to play a joke on you,
and and it was my idea.

Speaker 31 (01:54:52):
She sent us an email, so I mean no offense,
but I mean she wants she instigated the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:54:57):
So if you want to be mad at someone, maybe
you should be ma a Terry.

Speaker 16 (01:55:00):
First of all, don't you start to do of us.

Speaker 7 (01:55:03):
Don't tell me who I should be mad at.

Speaker 12 (01:55:04):
But I don't think that this little weegel should be
calling people up and playing games and goes. You're still
like full Hey, they called me feel me? You know what,
No one takes any responsibility. He's gonna pay.

Speaker 5 (01:55:14):
For what he does. He's gonna pay.

Speaker 7 (01:55:15):
Hell, I'm gonna tell you one thing, you better triple
team him.

Speaker 5 (01:55:18):
Okay, what do you mean about I don't know how long?
What do you mean by that? What do you do
out of that five hundred pound guys on him? Let's
let's just calm down, Okay. I know that you don't
mean any of this.

Speaker 20 (01:55:28):
He doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
He's just it's all talk.

Speaker 5 (01:55:31):
You don't think so, Jimmy, do me a favor. Repeat
after me.

Speaker 33 (01:55:34):
Scary, you've been phone tapped you.

Speaker 5 (01:55:51):
This is not funny. This is not funny. Oh I
get Jimmy. Get Jimmy back all the line. Jimmy, is
there anything you want to say too? Scary? I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
I'm gonna come get you.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
I know where.

Speaker 5 (01:56:05):
That's Terry and Jimmy. Everyone, Terry and Jimmy. I was
just d.

Speaker 3 (01:56:11):
See Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:56:15):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:56:25):
I'm a huge fan Outlander, and from the creators of
it comes Blood of My Blood, a sweeping new saga
that explores love, time, travel, family, and destiny. Outlander Blood
of My Blood series premiere August eighth, only on Stars
and the Stars app the home of Outlander.

Speaker 5 (01:56:46):
Danielle. What are we watch them? Tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
Well, you're loving The Hunting Wives, so for your birthday,
I think everybody should watch that without the kids. Also
Hard Knocks and America's got talent.

Speaker 5 (01:56:57):
See you tomorrow. Till then say peace out, everybody.

Speaker 32 (01:57:00):
How many hours