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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Okay, come on in. Bobby sent a text. It says, Hi,
good morning, Elvis and family. This is Bobby. Been listening
to y'all for about a year now. The best radio
show I've heard in my thirty four years.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Absolutely every day.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Thank you, Paul. We meet, we make them base We
here we go, get ready for erace yourself.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Sometimes I'll just be sitting next to menu bull of
his hair.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
We used to have measuring sessions.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Good morning, good time, your free money phone cap? I
want to ran my phone.

Speaker 6 (00:36):
Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, here we go, Here we are, and where we
are is where we are? That's right? Where are we
right now? We are here, we are, we are present.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Okay, we're exactly where we should be.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Exactly we are exactly where we should be. The universe
has put us here for some strange, odd reason. So
let's make the best of it, shall we.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
It is Wednesday, October twenty third. Good morning, Danielle, Good
morning as I choke on coffee. Oh my god, it
wasn't like yesterday. She choked in that banana, remember that?
Good morning, Gandhi, good morning, Hello, there's scary Why Scotty
bees looking mighty fine. Good morning. He pumped up my
tire this morning. I got video to prove it. That's

(01:19):
on the way. Diamond is here, Diamond morning, am I included? Yes,
thank you. I see Garrett walking around. Here's Andrew hanging out.
You gotta got all of us. Froggy still has today out,
but he's doing important stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, he's not.
He's not slacking at all. Hmmm, fat boy slim right

(01:42):
about now. Okay, the funk so brother, check it out. Now,
the funk so brother, right about now, the funk Look
at that? You rock a Feller skank? We everdetermined what

(02:03):
that means?

Speaker 7 (02:04):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
What is a Rockefeller skank?

Speaker 8 (02:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I mean it, I don't know. It's like a high kicking.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh, there's a story behind the song.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Can you read that to me?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, look at that.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Let me go talk to her first caller of the
day and you get your book from port ready Gandhi okay, hi,
aunt nay, how you doing?

Speaker 7 (02:25):
I'm doing all right. I just pulled into work, but
I'm so good.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh look at that. Hey, you know what? You know
what I always tell you and I repeat it to
the point where you don't want to hear it anymore.
But let me remind you we all need reasons in
life to celebrate. Anthony just got some good news from
his doctor and he is celebrating. You want to talk
about it, Anthony?

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Yes, So I have MS, multiple sclerosists that people don't know.
I've had it for this year. It'll be seven years.
I hadn't want to diagnosed twenty when I was twenty one,
but I got news from my neurologists that I am
in WHOA.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I love that. I love that. So when you got
that news, was it just a wave of happiness, joy,
relief And well, how did you feel when you learned
that you're in remission with MS?

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Well, I mean it's been a it was a really long,
hard fight. My wife was with me through the whole thing.
When we both heard it, we both broke out in tears.
We went up, we went out to eat, and you know, celebrated.
Just have a life little party with the family.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Anthony. I we feel you, We got the feels for you.
Congratulations and to you, your wife, your family, and to
many more dinners together and many and many more pieces
of good news. You know, seriously, thank.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
You and I'm so happy to talk to you, guys.
I listen you guys every morning. You guys are fantastic.
You hope that my day started you started out on
a really good note. So I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh Anthony. You know I keep saying the same things
over and over. I'm like a broken record, as they say.
But it's an honor to have you listening. We say
that to a lot of people because obviously we have
fabulous people listening, but Anthony, especially today, thank you so
much for being the first caller of the day and.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
We're so happy for you.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
Thank you so much, and I'm so happy I got
to talk to you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Finally, what do you have for Anthony?

Speaker 9 (04:13):
Well, thanks to hacking Sack Meridian Health, we're going to
send you the full Elvis Duran apparel line.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Here it comes, Anthony. Yeah, it's all right.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
That's awesome. Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You have the best day ever. Uh In Diamond. Thanks
for introducing us to Anthony. He's amazing. Anthony. Hold on
a second, you have a great day, man, hold on,
there you go. You know what, Wow, good news. You
get bad news, some days you get good news others.
Let's let's let the good news outweigh the bad news.
That EBB and flow thing. Yeah, okay, so Rockefeller skink.

(04:43):
What does that song mean?

Speaker 10 (04:45):
So it's apparently a tongue in cheek reference to him
sampling a bunch of other music. Nate, please correct me
if I'm wrong him sampling a bunch of other music,
and a lot of it was funk music, and he
was not a funk DJ. But he took so many
samples from different songs, and then he used term Rockefeller,
which was coined from Seinfeld to mean luxurious and grandiose,
and added the word skank because he was a bit

(05:06):
of a skank for stealing all of these samples from.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, wow, what an exploration. Yeah, I still don't clearly
understand what it's about, but I have a better understanding.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'm gonna say I don't either.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, all right, because every time I know, every morning,
when I'm driving riding to work, we go right by
a Rockefeller Center, and I remind myself I am too
a skank.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, I'm sorry, that's where the skanks reside.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Exactly went skank filled up here. Let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi Let's get
on with our day. What's going on? Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Right?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Where do we begin? How about this?

Speaker 10 (05:41):
The former Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jefferies is out
of custody and sporting an ankle monitor after posting a
ten million dollar bond following his arrest yesterday on sex
trafficking and interstate prostitution charges.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Wow. Have you heard, I mean, have you read all
the stories?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (05:58):
Crazy, bless shocking part of all of this, at least
most shocking to me. He's eighty years old. I didn't
realize that. He and his associate James Jacobson out on
five hundred thousand dollars bond, while his romantic partner, Matthew
Smith has been ordered to remain detained. Jefferies and Jacobson
are set to be arraigned on Friday in federal court
on Long Island. Prosecutors say for close to ten years,

(06:20):
the three of them prayed on young, aspiring male models
and trafficked them to sex parties around the world. An
indictment names fifteen victims, but authorities believe there are.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Many, many more.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
That's a sad story.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
It is outrageous.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
You know what, I never thought of it before. But
you know when they spray that evercame we pitched cologne
in your face. Oh yeah, you can use it as
a weapon.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah you can't.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, get me, I was pray right in your face.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
You can not.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Today they did it on me just walking through the mall.
They're like, they look at me and say, you're not
coming in this store. You don't fit the AF profile
that was there. Elvis repelling, yeah, Elvis repellent. No, never
could fit in that clothing anyway. Oh god, anyway, if
it's a sad store.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
That is it's wild. The whole thing is crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
And you know what, it's interesting how we've heard that
word trafficking so much in the past five years. It's
been escalating. But people to come in out of the woodwork.
They're turning them in.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
Absolutely.

Speaker 10 (07:13):
The FAA is investigating after an engine caught fire on
a plane as it prepared to take off from Logan
Airport in Boston. The Delta flight from Boston to Rome
had pushed away from the gate when the engine fire
was reported last night. A Logan runway was temporarily shut
down as the plane was towed away. Thankfully, the plane.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Was safely taxied back to the gate and there were
no injuries.

Speaker 10 (07:34):
And finally the US Capitol Christmas Tree is ready to
make its four thousand mile trek from Alaska to Washington,
d C.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Wow, this part always kills me. It's a thirty nine.

Speaker 10 (07:44):
Year old tree eighty feet tall from and it's a citcuspruce.
It was harvested from Zorumbo Island in Alaska's Tongus National
Forest over the weekend. It will arrive in DC on Thursday,
November twenty.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
First, it really makes you manage that thirty nine year
old tree is.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, I'm like, oh, it's been its whole life, thirty
nine years old. That's like a radio station. Then we're
just like you for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Come on me.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Some lights onya.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, decorations makes me so sad. And those are your
three things.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
We're gonna We got a rocket filler center tree coming soon.

Speaker 8 (08:15):
We do we have a how we have a thought
out Mariah Carey very soon too, guy.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh no, she's thought out. I saw her the other day.
The overhead lighting thought her out quickly was radiating. He
you guys ready for your Wednesday? Yeah, let's go, heap,
Good morning show.

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Speaker 1 (08:48):
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participating in us Wendy's and.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
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Speaker 1 (09:00):
We had such a great day with Charlie Pooth yesterday.
What a day. It was a full day too. We
had him here in the Morning Show, had a great conversation.
Then later we had a big party for Charlie and
our friends at BIC celebrating the big four color pen
here at iHeart World headquarters. We had hundreds of people
here for the big party. He sat down, he sat

(09:22):
down at the keyboard and just sang sang four songs,
one of them not his Wow, And it was a
very interesting moment. I want to share that with you
just a little bit. But anyway, Charlie was great. I
met his wife, Brooke ye lovely. Yeah, yeah, you know what,
It's okay, I will let him go. Oh it's all
She's is she going to have him?

Speaker 8 (09:42):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
They're happy. They're good. Okay, I'm happy he's happy.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
I'm very happy that you're finally happy.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Did you have a healthy conversation about handing them off?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
No, I did. I did tell them that they have
my blessing.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I'm sure that's very important to both of them. Joe Jonas,
you'll have a shot with Joe Johnson.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Bring him.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
You know, it's weird. We've had this conversation about other
hotel experiences, but the hotel Alex and I stayed in
in Greece, I do believe I stayed in the same
bed as Joe Jonas had stayed in.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
Well, well getting close.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Well, look, let's be honest, hundreds of people have been
in that bed. I don't know them, but it's isn't
it weird if it's someone you know, But it's even
more weight if it's like Joe Jonas, Yeah, wow, what
happened there?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
You should ask him?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I don't. I think it's a very uncomfortable conversation because well,
I know, you know, we all know Joe Jonas. I'm
not friends with him, and we're not like you know,
I'm not in the Hey, I slept in your bed
conversation friendship stage.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Maybe it's time to elevate the friendship.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
What's more elevated than sleeping in their bed?

Speaker 9 (10:51):
Well, do you remember we did the show at the
Fountain Blue, and then I stayed in the suite that
you were conceived in. Yes, I slept in the bed
where you were made. Well, we're hoping they've changed the mattress. Yeah,
I will now, Yeah, I mean at least their room.
I would hope that's not an old mattress like that.
But you know, I think they called PC Richard and
I got a new mattress.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
But yeah, think about it. Well, I know it's on
the edge of creepy.

Speaker 9 (11:17):
How many beds and how many hotels has somebody been
conceived in that you've slept in the same bed.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well, I slept in the same bed. That's scary. And
his girlfriend slept in the day before.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
Oh, that was the hotel we all stayed. That was
like my you know, rightful the babies were born.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yes, well, we wonder whose child that is?

Speaker 8 (11:38):
That was a room.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, I don't think there's the same mattress. So I
guess the point of This is beyond what we're saying
is when you go to a hotel or even if
you go to a friend's house and stay in their
guest bed, who else has slept in that bed? Oh yeah,
and what did they do? Okay, there's energy in a bed.
I'm assuming there's energy. Everywhere there's there's energy. I had

(12:01):
some scary sex energy in the med You did too?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (12:06):
I feel like for every Joe Jonas, there are one
hundred like creepy crises somewhere who have also been in
that both.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Some people are into creepy Christis.

Speaker 8 (12:14):
Some people like Chris.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Sorry to anyone named you can be.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, the Karen's already mad at us. Let's not get
the Chris is mad. By the way I vote, we
stopped using the term Karen.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Oh why it's so good?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Okay, I'm telling you right now, I have several friends
who are Karen's and I've heard the argument from people
who I don't know, but they seem very nice to name.
Their name is Karen, and they were kind of thinking, Okay.

Speaker 8 (12:35):
Why did they choose the name Karen in the first place. Now,
come on, it was the first person that did it
named Karen.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
It was a Dame cook bit years ago. Oh thank you,
mister Trivia.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's like AIDS candy. Do you remember this story? Okay,
so you were too young, maybe not even born. So
when HIV AIDS first came onto the scene, there was
a high le marketed diet candy called AIDS candy. You
would eat one little chocolate AIDS candy every day and

(13:09):
it would curb your appetite. Oh okay, okay. So then
AIDS became a thing. They called it AIDS immunity. There's
a disease, you know whatever. Okay, The problem is the
chairman of the born company that was making AIDS candy.
It's like, well, pull the plug. I mean exactly.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Not great marketing.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
So my point is my connection is this. If your
name is Karen and you're like, do do do through
life and everything's great, and all of a sudden, name
Karen is a very negative thing. You're like, well what
do I do? Yeah, there's nothing. You're like, Okay, I
was born Karen.

Speaker 8 (13:42):
I mean you could change your name legally, I guess,
but why would why.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Would you want to do that? You were Karen before
Karen was Karen. AIDS candies were AIDS Candies before AIDS
was even Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Maybe just suck it up. We all have our cross
to bear.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, listen to you. Oh my gosh, Gunnies is moving on.

Speaker 12 (14:00):
What Fortunately, this happens a lot when a hurricane hits
and it's bad. The person who's named that, you know,
feels like, oh my god. Now I have to think
about this all the time. How's Helene feeling today?

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
I know a kidnamed Covid with a k.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh really Indian, but with a k that's a saving thing.

Speaker 10 (14:19):
Yeah, and he tries to introduce himself that way all
the time. Hi, Covid with a K.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I will wow. All right, let's go. Producer Sam is
out today, but the horse groups are in, so I
think Danielle and Gandhi should do it, all right, tells
us first.

Speaker 8 (14:31):
All right, I'll go first. Ryan Reynold's the Happy birthday
Amelia Clark and weird Al Yankovic for you, Scary. It's
his birthday today. Capricorn, you have a big heart. It's
good to help others. Just don't forget about yourself. Your
days is sick.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Aquarius.

Speaker 10 (14:45):
There's always light within the dark, and you have the
power to find it, so don't give up.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Your day is a.

Speaker 8 (14:49):
Six Hey Pisce. Stop trying to change people just to
fit your needs. It's okay. Let go. Your day's an eight.

Speaker 10 (14:55):
Sounds crazy, ari's digitally or in person. Spends some time
with your home town friends.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
They'll refuel you. Your day is a ten hey Tarns.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
You're not perfect and that's okay. Create realistic expectations and
be flexible with your work. Your day is a five Gemini.

Speaker 10 (15:10):
Balance energy between yourself and others. If you let them
carry it all, you're doing yourself a disservice.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
Your day is a nine cancer. Help is there if
you need it. Don't force yourself into a situation that
you can avoid. Your day is a nine Leo.

Speaker 10 (15:23):
Something uplifting and truly unexpected is coming your way. You'll
be rejuvenated. Your day is a seven Virgo. Pull out
the pen and paper.

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Writing your feelings out may help you express them. Your
date is a nine Libra.

Speaker 10 (15:35):
You are missing a pastime. Remember just because you can't
right now doesn't mean it's not in your future.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Your day is an eight and Scorpio.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
If no one is giving you the push you need,
you have to give yourself one, get going, your day's seven.

Speaker 10 (15:47):
And finally, Sagittarius, you'll be surprised by some new information.
Open your mind to a new version of somebody you
know already. Your day is an eight, and those are
your Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
All right. So, if you're talking about women with bad
haircuts who are just really mean and evil, we call
them Karen's, which I don't think we should from now on, Danielle.
If we meet a woman who's supposed to push people's buttons, yeah,
and just be a total menace, we call them a
Gandhi Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
You're a Gandhi's Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
That's okay, because Gandhi is the opposite. Really, do you
mean he's a peacemaker.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
But there's no peace maker in this one.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Let's just cause confusion.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
You're such a Gandhi. I like it all the favors.
Ay even Gandhi agrees.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Brooklyn Boys, My microphone's falling apart.

Speaker 13 (16:37):
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Speaker 1 (16:51):
All right, about to get into Daniel's report. Also, I
got a special surprise for Daniel, some good news for
you and those like you that.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
Way, don't We just talked about Karen's that was like you,
I'm glad you brought that up.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
So I guess I'm on this new crusade to stop
using the name Karen in a negative light because there
are many, many good Karens out there. I'm friends with them.
They're all delightful people. You're two.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
Oh yeah, one of my best friends is a Karen.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
And well in a legal name is Karen. Okay, so
we're also talking about, you know, people who have the
same name as names as hurricanes. Yeah, right, So who's
this online? Twenty Wren? Hi Rin, Good morning. I'm fine.
I love the name Wren. I've never heard that one before.

(17:41):
Where did it come from?

Speaker 14 (17:43):
Well, my name is actually Karen, but it's spell k
A R I N. And since everybody started using Karen
as a negative term, they refuse to call me that
because I'm not a negative person at all, So they
all just call me Wren.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
There you go, But don't you think this is a weird,
weird world? We live in where you have to actually
alter what people call you because of the Karen thing.

Speaker 14 (18:06):
Awful I have. I have patience to come in. I
tell them how my name is Karen because I don't
use it for my friends in my professional life, and
they're like, don't you hate your name?

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Now?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Are That's the thing, Karen, The fact that we're even
having this conversation is I'm so sorry that you know
what I'm going to say, Thank you Karen for listening
to us.

Speaker 14 (18:28):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
And I can't tell for years an evil woman wouldn't
say that, Oh you do have an evil life. You
got an evil life guard. Thank you, Karen. You seem
like it's such a delight. Thank you, Karen. You have

(18:51):
a great you too. Thank you. See, some one named
Karen just told us to have a wonderful day. Proof
isn't the pudding? I hate that term, by.

Speaker 8 (18:59):
The way, What is that in the pudding?

Speaker 15 (19:02):
One?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I think of a can of snack pack You open
up a little, the lid with a ring.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
You think he just carries I remember the untack.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's what I just That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
I mean, what's in putting that could be proof? Of something.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yes, I mean, what's your name, Nate? Word in proof
is in the pudding comfort? I'm assuming if it's if
it's an old school thing. Putting in the UK is
cakey true? So there's some kind of truth in the cake.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (19:28):
Maybe I just assumed it meant if you did a
good job, the proof would be in the pudding, if
you were cooking it, if you're making it, Okay, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I might amn.

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Is it vanilla putting or chocolate pudding?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Because are you channeling Jerry Lewis and the original? The
original saying is the proof is in the pudding? Is
the proof? Hang on? Okay? Can we should? We? Yeah?
Move on?

Speaker 9 (19:56):
It's very well. I know you've gone this far. We've
is in the eating is the expression. But how somehow we.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
There's nothing special, okay, so let me just end it now.
If you look at a plate of food it looks
really good, it's not good until you eat it. The
proof it's good is when you eat it. Correct, Okay,
but be.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
About anything then, yeah, the proof is in the French
fries like I you know.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Okay, let's move on. Scary music, please, I've got news
for you. Danielle. Oh, oh, okay, since you are the
Queen of the night.

Speaker 8 (20:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
New York City has been officially named the creepiest, most
frightening halloweenist city in the country. Yeah really, according to
a new survey, with a city in neighboring Boo Jersey. Yeah,
taking second place.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
I got both of those.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I did. Listen to you, New York I got both
of those. By the way, the stories in the New
York Post. I read it this morning, Thank you New
York Post. It goes under saying, wow, there's plenty to
spook New Yorker's year round, from subway rides and rats
and twenty dollars takeout salads and ghoules who say Connecticut
is America's pizza capital.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
It turns out the bone shilling designation by wallet hub
is all about having a ghostly good time with the
eerie apple. That's New York City. Yeah, ranking first on
a list of the one hundred best places to celebrate
Halloween this year. Lot, I'm looking down the list. I
don't see they don't. Of course, in typical New York fashion,
they don't mention anyone else.

Speaker 8 (21:31):
I mean, Salem is a good I was.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Going to say Boston and Salem in that area is.

Speaker 8 (21:35):
Yes, Salem, I would say, is a great place. I
went two years ago to Salem.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
It was.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
But we have the Ghostbusters fire station.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
We true we do.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah in New Orleans and yeah, Scary, your lunch meat
is here. Humans has a rived. Okay, why don't you
go get We'll get his some lunch meat.

Speaker 8 (21:59):
I have an idea about the meat.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
My congratulations on living in the scariest city in the America.

Speaker 8 (22:06):
And tonight we're gonna be scaring everybody at blood manner.
So I mean, we're gonna you know.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
What does that have to do with Thumim's lunch meat?

Speaker 8 (22:13):
It doesn't, But I was going back to that. Okay,
So Gandhi has a bag of potato chips? Is that
sour creaman onion potato chip?

Speaker 7 (22:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
I didn't even know I had them.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
Oh no, But here's the thing. You know, how good
are potato chips on sandwiches? I think we get the
cold cuts, we put them on the sandwich and then
we put the potato chips on top.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
Right.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, Thummans is here, okay, and Scary is all excited
because we have we have lower sodium going on in
our cold cuts today until I scary. Come on, you're
the official spokesperson for Thummans. Let's talk about I mean,
Grandpa Thumman.

Speaker 12 (22:44):
They still use his recipes, so honestly, I think, No,
there's a thumand that's outside the guy.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Bob, there's a real Thummen in here. Then stop it?
Really no, this is almost this is like today. I
met Uncle Ben, the rice guy. I met Robbins from
Baskin Robbins, the cookie lady.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
What was her name?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Missus Field from nuts dot com? Did the guy from
nuts dot com? Are you the mister come here? Mister
Thma come here? He may not want to. I've heard
the Thumann family is very low key and they don't
want to want to come in there. You go, Oh
my gosh, standing ovation the Thummian family. Oh my god,
I feel like royalty. Just to right. Hi, I'm Elvis,

(23:25):
my Elvis, I'm Jackie hid Jackie is your next name?

Speaker 10 (23:28):
Thurmid No, I've ever had my husband's.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Oh come on, I'm sorry, this is like an impromptu thing.
Carrie is so excited you were coming in. I went,
oh my gosh, we're having lunch meat at seven in
the morning. It's okay.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Well, I actually even have some specialty out there too.
We have some cocktail Franks too, so you're still hot.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I used to date a guy named cocktail Frank. Did
you turn his mind phone? Good morning? So what's it
like being in the Thumman dynasty. This is going to
be a weird thing for you.

Speaker 16 (24:01):
Well, Henry was my mother's father, and he came over
to the States when he was seventeen years.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Old from Germany. Wow yep.

Speaker 16 (24:12):
And he started working in pork stores as a trade right,
and then eventually got into food distribution, and he was
distributing cheese initially, and then he started making provisions and
distributing provisions.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
You see, there's something going on here, and you're not
You're being very kind, but you're from the Thuman family.
This is food royalty. And I know, not far from here,
the Smuckers have an apartment, the Smucker family from the
I think we should like royal families in Europe. They
marry each other. I think maybe if I made peanut butter,

(24:49):
I don't know. Oh my god. The Jiff family is here. No,
literally when we meet. Look, we meet celebrities all the time.
We had Charlie Pooth here yesterday we had super starts
staying everyone. But we meet people that are part of
our lives every day, like thumming and smokers, so we

(25:09):
we we get extra jazzed up. So sorry if I'm gushing. No,
thank you very much. No, thanks for coming in. Yeah,
we're excited you as well.

Speaker 12 (25:17):
That's amazing that you're delivering your own product and you're
on the logo because usually they just send some people.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
You got people, the people.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
You are the people. It's like the guy from the
Trojan condom company. He brought us we still have cases
of It doesn't matter. The Trojan family and rode in
on a horse. It was strange. Oh my god, welcome
to New York. Are you where do you? Where do
you guys reside? We're in Essex County, New Jersey. Oh

(25:45):
okay you yeah too far? Just across the never mind,
but you welcome through the tunnel it's great, or maybe
the bridge whenever you took. But thank you for coming in.
I need to go meet cocktail Frank.

Speaker 8 (25:56):
I know me too, and he's still warm apparently.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Actually today did you You've had a busy morning? I
feel like we felt like we were working hard. You
guys are working I kind of toasted them up for you.
Thank you, Well, here's a toast to cocktail Franks. Yes,
and thank you to Thuma's for coming into that.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
With Wendy's Breakfast Burrito is everything you want for breakfast,
fresh cracked eggs, seasoned potatoes, American cheese, cheese, sauce, bacon
or sausage, all rolled up into one warm tortilla. Want
the boss of breakfast Burritos gotta be Wendy's at participate
in us Wendy's.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
Elvis in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
What a night last night here at iHeart Media World headquarters.
We make it sound much more flashy than it is.
It actually is a beautiful place to work. Oh yeah,
And so I went up to the eleventh and twelve
floors last night where they have the you know, the
big room with all the lights and being people to
concerts and things, and so our friends at BICK. Of course,

(27:05):
we're celebrating the big four color pen and all they
do for schools and for the art programs, and you
know it's just at the end of the day, it's
more than a pen company.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Well, you remember when we do the Right for Teachers campaign.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's all with Bick.

Speaker 8 (27:23):
You know, you nominate a teacher and you get, you know,
cool stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, exactly. It's so when you pick up when I
pick up a big pen, now it's more than just
a pen. So you understand what I'm saying. So we
had a couple hundred people here in some winners that
were flown in thanks to Bick. And so Charlie Pooth
came back after the show. Yes, So he came back
later in the day and he did a private VIP
party here in this studio with a keyboard and he

(27:48):
went through the four colors of the four color pen
from Bick and he described how in his mind, what
music in his world is a green that reminds him
of green or black or red or the other one blue.
And it was just a fascinating thing because you know
how he ties music and in a way we can't do,

(28:09):
but he makes it so interesting. So after that we
went up to the twelfth floor and we had a
big show with him. He did four songs and we
did a condo, a conversation. I interviewed Charlie again and
it was just it was just great. Wow, it was
a great moment. He is. He did stop down and

(28:30):
say I'm gonna do three of my songs and doing
a fourth song that I just worked on backstage and
I'm hoping it comes out okay for you. And it
was a tribute to Liam Payne.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
So do you want to hear that you want to
do the Daniel Report? First?

Speaker 8 (28:47):
I did up to you, I did.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Okay, keep in mind this was this was I got
this off iheart's social media. Okay. I think someone did
it with a phone. So there's in the part of
the lyrics are missing. Other than that, it's great. But
when he did this, there was not a dry eye
in the house. This is a song called Love You Goodbye.

(29:13):
Jake is Charlie's writing partner. He also wrote he was
a writing partner for this song for One Direction, and
so this is a little piece of it. Charlie Pooth
came out and he said, I can't stop thinking about
Liam's family and all of his fans, and he told
the story about how his writing writing partner helped co

(29:35):
wrote this song for One Direction. And of course Liam's
voice is I think the first voice on it. When
you listen to the album. I could be wrong with that.
So he's saying part of love you Goodbye last night,
just the qualities. But listen, just listen how beautiful it
was with Charlie at the piano.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Just singing only we could understand.

Speaker 17 (30:05):
And though there's nothing that you're doing to change it,
there's there's something that could be negotiated.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Want somebody break the baby?

Speaker 17 (30:14):
Go Oh, let's walking from my life? Oh, we know,
so we should say, lie, it's tomorrow be mine?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Won't you give it to.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
You a less?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
There's this a little piece of it. I just want
you to hear it. But you can kind of feel
the tempo of the room as he was singing that.
I'm not getting goose pumps now. But you know, when
it comes to the people that we meet, Danielle and Gandhi.
We meet these artists and you hear their songs and
you're like, oh, they're great, and you know you grow
up with them whatever. But when you meet them and

(31:07):
they tell the stories behind what makes them make the
music and how they understand, as Charlie Pooth understood, how
fans of Liam Payne are in pain. Yeah, and there's family,
what they're going through. And when he did that tribute
in the middle of this room full of people who
were just into it, it was a magical moment. It

(31:28):
was one of those moments where I'm like, I'm so
happy we do what we do.

Speaker 8 (31:31):
Oh gosh. Yesterday when he was here, Deanna was like,
should we mention Liam to him? And I felt like
there was never a moment to do that, you know
what I mean, Like the interview didn't go in that direction.
And so last night the fact that he did, I
mean that is just to me, like, like you said,
goosebump moments.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Right, Well, it was great and so just let you
know that good, great things happen here at my Heart
World headquarters.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
And they have the best lighting, yesha, but the studio,
the studios are worse lighting. It's because they spent all
the money there the other fight.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
It's okay, anyway, let's move your report to the next break. People. Mind,
we do have a thousand dollars free money phone tap
on the way. We're challenging down on Thumman's meat. It's quiet.
It must be a Wednesday, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Just.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
Like that, Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
We had a problem, well, because our friends from Thummans
have put this big buffet of everything Thumman's out there,
and we keep walking by for reasons that aren't important.
We just want a reason to walk by and eat everything.

Speaker 8 (32:43):
The Swiss cheese Gandhi and I are discussing right now.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I was loving the Swiss cheese. I'll tell you why.
It's full of protein and we need more of that
in our lives. So there there's my justification there. Can
you move that way? Thank you? Scary? Can you call
engineering and ask them to bring a vacuum cleaner in here?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Well, look at the bar where I'm working now.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Filter.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
I really hope you don't touch your face and eat
after you touch that board. Well, right, you need hand sanitizing.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
You want to know what's really nasty on my fingers?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I know I just picked up Gandhi's and visil line.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
With my fingers, my visil line.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
I've fingered her invisil line.

Speaker 8 (33:18):
Dare you now he picks up your visil line after
he's been touching that nasty board. So if I was you,
i'd washed it in visible always.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
You know, and sitting in this room, I know this
is twenty twenty four, almost twenty twenty five on the calendar. Anyway,
we still I think we still have as best as
falling from the sky.

Speaker 8 (33:34):
Something's fallen.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's like a snowstorm. If you could please ask engineering
nicely if they have a vacuum clean, sick.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
The spray, the spray duster thing that might work better.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
No, I'm gonna blow it in. I want to suck
it out.

Speaker 8 (33:51):
Is there a reason why they don't clean that and
they don't clean here? They don't clean it either.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
It's so unsanitary. What did I rea the other day?
They always do comparisons about sanitary things. What's dirtier than
a toilet seat?

Speaker 5 (34:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I just reade a new one yesterday. It's not cell phones.
It'll come to me look it up.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Doorknobs are terrible?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
What's dirt? It's something like, Oh god, I never thought
of something we.

Speaker 8 (34:16):
Use all the time.

Speaker 10 (34:17):
Yes, absolutely, I always wonder about like anything in the kitchen,
like the ice.

Speaker 8 (34:23):
The I wash my hands as soon as I do that.

Speaker 10 (34:26):
Yeah, but we're sticking it in the ice, and then
we're putting the ice in our drink and people just
touch that thing and then they throw it real quick.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Look under news office desks and there's something else moving,
you know.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
People put their hand in the ice and yes.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Take absolutely and Elvis found spatter out there.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
This Yeah, it looked like you know, it needs the
coffee machine was obviously an issue machine. It looks like
we need to put mudflaps on the coffee machine. It
was just a smartphone dirtier than the toilet. We knew
that there's another one. Anyway, moving on, please, let's move on.
Have I know your butt hurts today?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Or Nateuh, there was I had another class announcement. Did
you hear that Denny's is closing one hundred and fifty
restaurants over the next year.

Speaker 7 (35:10):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Not, the moon's over my hammie, Scotty B did you
hear that?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Sorry? What are you doing in there, Scotty? I was
just opening a can of soda? Okay. Also, I'm sorry
Denny's is closing one hundred and fifty restaurants over the
next year.

Speaker 18 (35:23):
And did you see what else? They're not all going
to be twenty four hours anymore? Oh, I can't get
moon over my hammy. Not at two in the morning,
two thirty am.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
No, not all of them.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I supposed to go after the clurb.

Speaker 8 (35:36):
It's just always open the clurb white Castle.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah, what happens after I get turned in the clurb?

Speaker 8 (35:42):
Miami doesn't have white Castle?

Speaker 16 (35:43):
Right?

Speaker 8 (35:43):
No, I don't think so, I don't think. Sorry, I
think they have something similar.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
We'll look it up rather than ask me.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
I know. I think you know everything.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
So just because I pretend that it doesn't one in
four adults will dress up for Halloween this year. And
may I stand up to send a special thank you
to my co my colleague. I must recognize and pay
honor honor a straight in eight for what? Because you

(36:11):
know me? I wait till the last minute every year
for a costume. Yeah, and this year I know I
don't have that costume. He heard He overheard me say, well,
I'll just go dressed as a banana. So he went
out and ordered a banana costume. Did you really wait?
But take it? Take it first, taking it further.

Speaker 9 (36:26):
I got myself one, So together we're gonna be a
bunch of bananas.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
So cute. See I love it. I love it.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Day away from Scotty B.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Why try to swallow. That's right. You love to dee
throw bananas? Can I trick or treat with you?

Speaker 6 (36:42):
God?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (36:43):
Does everyone have their costumes for next week?

Speaker 19 (36:45):
I'm struggling with my costume, you see, Danielle, we tiptoe
around you with this because you give, you know, Halloween
her day, and she gets very upset if you don't participant.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
Yes, because we are here and we're all together and
we're celebrating, and we all have to be in costumes.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Was it last year that I went as Queenizabeth?

Speaker 6 (37:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
No, it was she was still alive. Yeah, but I
wasn't here. I was in my studio at home. So
I'm a grown man sitting in a studio by myself,
dressed as Queen Elizabeth Ringer. Though you look just like
her anyway. One and four adults will dress up for
Halloween this year, which makes daniel very upset. Yeah, she
wants more. A fictional person or character forty four percent

(37:21):
if fits that category. Animal or creature is nineteen percent.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
That's what I'm trying to do.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Sixteen percent of people are dressing as a concept.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
Okay, that like a concept is great unless you have
to explain it.

Speaker 10 (37:33):
I a meteorologist that I used to work with would
wear a tropical shirt and carry around a bottle of
pills and he was a tropical depression.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Okay, that's a concept. Yeahah, fourteen percent are going as
a living person, thirteen percent of a historical figure. Eleven
percent are going as an object. So are we object
I guess, or if we're bananas? Were concept? And then
you know, there's you know, the one night stand.

Speaker 10 (38:01):
Yeah, you know, yeah, I saw I thought about doing
ray gun, the Breakdancer, the Australian Breakdance, Yes, but I
saw too many other people doing yeah, yeah, a.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Lot of ray guns this year.

Speaker 12 (38:12):
What's scary My question is will you be looked down
upon if you dress as something recycled, meaning you've used
it in the past. Because I have a treasure trove
of about fifty costumes which I wore one time wears and.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I was gonna do that. I was gonna use like
a bit bits and pieces of all my different costumes.
Is just making this big, like a calicocad of weirdness.
I don't know, It's like I was thinking about doing
it that.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
Mosaic I don't repeat, and you're not telling me what
you're going to do it, but I do. I do
use bits and pieces like you do. Like I will
save certain things like a tool skirt because I know
I'm gonna need it again for something else, like and
then I recycle it. So I do take pieces from
other things. So yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Must say, though, there have been Halloween's past where I
have outdone myself. Oh when I went as Lactatia, the
Queen of lactation, that was the queen of lactose and taller,
I was like Tedia, the Queen of lactose and tolerance.
Did you see that one?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I saw? The was that the one with the wings?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I had two of those, like Tadia had wings. But
also when I was the grand Marshal of the Halloween
the Village Halloween Parade. Oh yeah, wow, you didn't see
that one.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
Oh he was a demon. That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Anyway, Moving on, didn't even dress up that year.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Halloween is next year. Halloween is next year.

Speaker 8 (39:27):
So next year you mean next week?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I mean next week. I heard what you said. By
the way, Halloween is next week, so you do have
a few days to run out and find something.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
I've already dressed up twice already, and Halloween hasn't even
come yet. I was a monster for something, and then
I was a cat for something else for something.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah, you know, I also have a list I found
online and I don't have time to do it because
Nate says, move on, you do what everyone pc Halloween?
Are these costumes still acceptable?

Speaker 7 (40:00):
They?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah, well I can't do it, he says, we got
to move on.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
It means okay, I want to turn the music off. Okay.
So question, if you're planning a Halloween costume, it might
be seen as offensive by some people, Okay, not us,
because we're rarely offended sometimes. Number one, Can a woman
dresses a man?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Why?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Sixty nine percent said yes? Can a man dress as
a woman?

Speaker 8 (40:22):
Why?

Speaker 10 (40:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Fifty five percent said yes? Okay? Ready, Can a non
Native American dress as a Native American?

Speaker 7 (40:31):
No?

Speaker 8 (40:32):
Okay, it's okay, but it's Halloween. I feel like and
on Halloween, anything's ago. Okay.

Speaker 10 (40:38):
This is where I say this, Okay, I think when
you dress as just a culture without a character or
something behind it, you're making that person's culture a Halloween
costume versus it's their culture, that's what they live every day.
So you should have a little more respect for it
than like, ha ha, I'm dressing up.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Oh you just think about it.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
I think maybe if you're a character like from that,
you know, like if I wanted to dress up as
Pocahontas because it was a Disney movie and it was Pocahontas. Okay,
it's Halloween, and I feel like that should be acceptable
for at least, you know.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Just don't change your skin.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I three more to go. Can a child dress up
in a cultural costume if they're not part of that culture?
Sixty two percent said yes. Can your costume include a
realistic looking gun or other weapon? Only thirty four percent
said yes. I would say, look, there's some crazy people
out there. If they see you rolling with a gun,

(41:28):
do you trust them? It's not you, it's them.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
And you can't take weapons and all that stuff, Like
if you're a kid at school, like they have so
many rules you can't. There's a lot of things you
cannot do.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
The list goes on with one more, which I pretty
much know the answer in this room. Anyway. Can white
people wear black face makeup if they're dressing up as
a black person.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
No, Yeah, that's I think there's one acceptable spot for this.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Why.

Speaker 10 (41:53):
I know you're you're going to be scared about this,
but don't be what tropics under Has anyone seen it?

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (41:58):
Yeah, Robert Downey in your's character, which is a parody
of this entire thing. I think that might be the
only acceptable.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
But I'm not black.

Speaker 10 (42:06):
Maybe you should ask her, And I don't think anybody
would know who that character is, so they'd be like what.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I wouldn't do? It was as Yeah, Diamond, listen to
this number, Diamond, Yes, thirty three percent, And I think
this is shockingly high. This number, yeah, thirty three percent
says it's still okay in twenty twenty four for white
people to wear a black face makeup.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
You're shocked by that number.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I am shocked just because of the people I hang
out with. I'm not sure no one in my circle
would do that, except for maybe Nate. I mean he
murders people too, I mean, the guy who has so
many things going against him talking about don't you feel like.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
Though, like a character nowadays doesn't have to be a
certain color or ethnic background, like if you're wearing a car,
like when we go to Broadway and Okay, originally Elsa
and Anna in the movie was white. They were white, right, Yeah,
but if you go to see the Broadway show, we've
had a black Elsa, We've had a white Elsa, a
black Auna, a Hispanic like agent. Like it's been everything.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Well, may I say something?

Speaker 8 (43:06):
So just put the costume on and don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
So am I I'm gonna go to Diamond? Is it
sort of a racist thing? What I did? I went
to see a performance because the character was now a
black actress. She was the only reason I went to
see But no, but is that is that an issue?
But some people would argue it.

Speaker 10 (43:29):
Is did you only go to see her because she
was black? Or was it the actress that you are?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
I've seen the show twice, But now that I think
there's headlines here, the lead, the lead in this in
this in the show, which is typically a white actress,
was now she was black. And that's the only reason
I went. Yeah, because I thought I thought, I thought
it was kind of cool to go see it.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yeah, you wanted a new experience.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I did.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Would Nate do it?

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Though?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
I don't think so?

Speaker 8 (43:57):
God rip him.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
I'm kidding you. You know that we know that you're
not the racist in the room. Scary my god. Okay,
moving on, moving on, do we have time for a
day being canceled? You drove on and all? Can I

(44:23):
dress like a slut this year? Because that was a
big thing for so many years? And by the way,
what is the okay, let me go to a straight man.
I got a question, questions for a straight man. You
sure you want to go to me? No, not at all. Yeah, Scottie,
I can't go to scott is one in the room?
You're not. I don't know if you're one hundred percent
straight on the spectrum of straight versus ninety nine percent.
What was for so many years the attraction to the

(44:46):
French maid costume?

Speaker 18 (44:47):
Oh yeah, well because you thought maybe she wasn't wearing
them to wear something it was a short.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I don't think that's the answer. That could be a
thousand different. But what but it's a maid to me,
see I'll look at it, mister me. Well, that's the
French maid. She's sexy. But also because she she's the
woman who comes and cleans your house for you.

Speaker 18 (45:09):
I think it's because they bend over when they dust.
Oh okay, okay, that's that's there.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Submissive in a way.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
That's that's my thing. Is that why guys are into that?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Maybe maybe it's just a fish nuts and the short
skirt and I don't know.

Speaker 7 (45:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Also the French maids dressed like.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
That, offending French people. I don't know maids.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Right there? Good God, you're from Arie. What do you think?
Do you have French maids and Erie?

Speaker 8 (45:36):
Are you just like a slut on a Halloween? Are
you slut shaming?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
I'm just curious. I don't know. Well, it's one day
a week, one day a year. You can be whatever
you want.

Speaker 8 (45:43):
You can be.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, no judgment, Nope, clearly there's judgment. I don't know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Judgment.

Speaker 8 (45:49):
Well, I think you should, but I think like you
shouldn't poke fun at certain things. I mean, you have
to be respectful.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Well, like there was one year, I just you know
exactly what we can't go and.

Speaker 8 (45:58):
I don't think they should have the way that they
dressed because that was just wrong.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Well could and that was a member of our show
and we all got help.

Speaker 8 (46:05):
Because it was not right.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I can't wait to a.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Member of our show. It was the year after Princess
die had passed away. I just imagine as a dishevel
princess die with tire tracks over for him. It was
I'm laughing because it's so awful. Do you understand what
I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
Like, really something like that, Let's not let's not do.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
That, Let's not do this, not do that, Diamond, Stop laughing.
It's not funny. Prince's Die was my hero. Sorry, I know,
but like like I said, I'm not laughing at the costume,
laughing at the fact that someone did. Really, are you
kidding me?

Speaker 8 (46:39):
Wait, Robby Froggy Froggy, I wish he was gonna tell
you he wore a costume the other night to the
party and they didn't want him to because they were worried.
Like people were gonna it was. You know when you
have the breathing machine when you get pulled over bertilizer, Well,
the breathalyzer was on his area, so that's where you Yeah,
he blew into that blow here he was a breathalyzer,

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but the that part was down there.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I'm down.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
I thought it was the cutest costume.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
A lot of people were upset, but I have no
problem with that.

Speaker 10 (47:10):
This is a good question. This is a tough one. Okay,
so we were talking. Well, I said the one Robert
Downey Junior character might be the only acceptable form of
black face.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
What about the other way where this.

Speaker 10 (47:19):
Person said, my husband is Nigerian and he wants to
dress up as the chicks from White Chicks.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
You see, I would have no problem with that.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
You have to go white face for that?

Speaker 8 (47:27):
Yeah, well I know, but see I just don't think
that that costume, no one's going to know what you are.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Yeah, that was an American classic.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
You probably get a better example of a black person
going white face.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
White Chicks, isn't what an iconic?

Speaker 12 (47:41):
I was a priest once and I was walking down
the street and no less than a dozen people like,
that's blasphemy?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
How dare you just wind? But I was next to him.
I was dressed as a pregnant nun.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
No, if Gandhi came in and dressed in white face,
would we have a problem with it?

Speaker 8 (47:59):
And I don't think she'd do it?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Well, that wasn't That was not the question.

Speaker 8 (48:03):
It depends on what she had it on.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
For, Like, which which white person are you are you
dressing as?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
This year?

Speaker 10 (48:11):
Well, I was going for a creature. Okay, if I
was ray Gun. I feel like I would maybe need
to be white. That was part of her costumes.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I guess I don't think we need to do that.

Speaker 8 (48:18):
I think we can just put the costume on and
the costume should explain itself, and you don't have to
be a certain ethnic background or whatever exactly to Like,
if I want to dress up as Mowana, you're gonna
know I'm Mowana from the I have on.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Let me ask you this. Riddle me this, Danielle. What
if I white, Elvis wanted to dress as Hamilton? Which Hamilton?
Would I dress as Hamilton from Broadway or Hamilton from Hamilton.

Speaker 8 (48:45):
Times Alexander Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
See if I start singing.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
Yeah, then I would know.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I would never do that though, But so I always
think it's do you have another question?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Well, yes, this is a question actually so many.

Speaker 10 (48:56):
If all of us in here were to do the
thing where we dress as each for Halloween, I would
fully expect one of you to be brown.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
If you're representing me, please come brown.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I'm never ever a million years gonna do that.

Speaker 8 (49:08):
See I was just dressed like you.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
But it's because it's gonna come back and haunt me
a thousand years from now A look at all. Yes,
it will putting on brown face.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
But when you say you're gonna dress like me, what
are you gonna wear? I would wear No.

Speaker 8 (49:20):
I would wear like a hooding sweatshirt with the sweat,
the bagier pants, and like sneakers.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I would go like in a full like Indian wedding
dress with all the colors. I would throw that color
of dust at people.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Holy yeah, yeah, why not? Okay, I think we have
a good idea here. We should do this.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Do it.

Speaker 8 (49:38):
We're going at each other.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I'm calling that day.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Okay, fine, all right.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
By the way, I hope we have not offended anyone today.
We move on. Let's should we get into the three
things we're so late? Very we get anyway? Nate, I
don't know are you feeling okay? Either you're you lost
all the color in your face because of the conversation
or because you've done white face.

Speaker 8 (50:01):
But when you were an aug or something, but were
you it.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Was an ug.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
I was an ug id as an ug food. But
I had a gangster apparel on. So I was a ug.

Speaker 8 (50:10):
He had this gunny, he had this huge hold made ug.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I was fantastic by top Halloween costume. He went as
he went in suede face as an ug. We got
to move on. Okay, let's let's go okay.

Speaker 10 (50:25):
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(50:46):
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Hall Plaza.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Those things are dangerous.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I think about that all the time.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Remember, I mean Enriquet Glaciers almost lost.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
His hand, grab it or something.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
And that was a stupid move trying to grab a
drone but still well.

Speaker 10 (51:17):
Apparently the drone fell into the crowd just as the
opening night game against the New York Knicks was starting.
A woman was taken away on a stretcher with unspecified injuries,
while two other people were treated at the scene. The
drone apparently was being used by TV network TNT, which
was filming the event as part of the NBA Opening
Night coverage.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
And Elvis, you told us?

Speaker 10 (51:38):
The New York City, according to the New York Post,
is the best city for Halloween Forbes spookiest. Okay, well,
Forbes has the list of best Halloween vacation destinations in
the US. At the top, No shocks Salem, Massachusetts.

Speaker 8 (51:51):
It really is.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I've won one year.

Speaker 8 (51:53):
It's so much time stopped in Sale.

Speaker 10 (51:55):
Oh, but at a weird time in like nineteen seventy
Not quite the Witch Trials.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
It's a weird spot.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Is New or in that top five?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Sleepy Hollow? New York is after that?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (52:02):
Yeah, have you ever done that?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
No?

Speaker 8 (52:04):
Oh, it is fun. That's the headless horse yea, yeah,
they do a whole headless horseman thing.

Speaker 10 (52:08):
Okay, then yes, Elvis, New Orleans gets a top spot
on the list for turning its Halloween celebrations up Anokam,
Minnesota has a spot on the list because it has
family friendly celebrations, including tons of parades. And back to
the South for the fifth spot, Scary Savannah, Georgia, considered
one of the most haunted cities in America.

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There you go, and those.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Are your three things.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Oh God, so worn out? Need a nap?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Should we present more scenarios?

Speaker 7 (52:33):
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Speaker 1 (52:33):
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our two weeks of Halloween phone times?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
We sure are?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
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Speaker 6 (55:07):
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Speaker 1 (55:10):
Okay, Danielle.

Speaker 8 (55:11):
Yes, So Lauren is throwing a Halloween party. She started
this mass email with a hood guest, so that everybody
knows what to bring, what everybody's wearing, blah blah blah.
So her friend doesn't know most of the people at
the party. So we thought that that's the perfect opportunity
to call her up and mess around with her.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Just a little bit, all right, and see what Danielle
does here in her phone. Tap. Here we go.

Speaker 8 (55:30):
Hear hi you faye? Please?

Speaker 15 (55:33):
Did you see?

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (55:34):
Hi, Faith, I'm on the email chain for Lauren's party.
For what I'm like, you know, the email chain for
the Halloween party that she's throwing.

Speaker 15 (55:44):
Oh right, okay, yeah.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
So I work with her, and I noticed that you
were planning on coming as catwoman.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Yeah that's me.

Speaker 8 (55:55):
Okay, Well, I want I need to ask you a favor.
I need to ask you to switch your costume. You
need to because I'm coming as catwoman and we can't
have two catwomans at one party.

Speaker 15 (56:08):
Okay, I mean I already have the.

Speaker 8 (56:09):
Cost so I need you to change yours.

Speaker 15 (56:13):
Okay, that's a little weird. You're just calling me to
tell me to change my costume. It's not a big deal.
This isn't like a competition.

Speaker 8 (56:21):
Yes it is. It is a competition. Remember, you have
to bring five dollars each person, and you win money
at the end, and I need to win that money.
And if there's two catwomen. Then how are they going
to decide which one looks better? I mean, I know
I'm gonna look good, but I just have to make
sure that I look the best.

Speaker 15 (56:36):
Okay, well, then you go as catwom, then I go
as cat I can't even believe we're having this conversation.

Speaker 8 (56:41):
No, no, no, I go with catwoman. You go with something else.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Excuse me.

Speaker 15 (56:44):
You can't just call me and tell me that I
can't go as cat woman.

Speaker 8 (56:47):
I know, but why would you want to be what
I'm going to be? Like, I'm gonna look so good,
like I'm gonna look so good as Catwoman. Like you,
no one's even going to like know that you're there,
So I would change it.

Speaker 15 (56:57):
If you're that sure of yourself, then you don't need
to worry about what I'm doing as well.

Speaker 8 (57:01):
I don't What were you last year? What were you
last year?

Speaker 15 (57:06):
That's running your business?

Speaker 8 (57:07):
Well, you can't be Catwoman, That's what I'm telling you.

Speaker 15 (57:10):
I can do.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
I want.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
I can be Catwoman.

Speaker 15 (57:12):
I can be Superman.

Speaker 8 (57:14):
It's good benumber Man be Superman.

Speaker 15 (57:16):
Okay, listen, I already spit seventy five dollars on my costume.
If you want to go and buy me a new costume.
Then maybe I'll change my costume. But you're not going
to tell me that I can't be Catwoman. You said
seventy five dollars on the costume.

Speaker 8 (57:29):
I'm not buying you a new costume, and just go
return the costume you already have because you can return
it before Halloween. They let you return it before me.
What's the difference if you go in and exchange it
for like something else, like the Superman like you said.
You said you would be Superman before.

Speaker 15 (57:44):
Give me a favor. Do not call on my phone anymore,
and don't don't call people you don't know and tell
them what to do.

Speaker 8 (57:49):
Hey, you pumpkinheaded whoror listen to me.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Laurence, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
All right, I'm just going to call.

Speaker 8 (57:55):
Her back, but you're going to talk this time. Okay, Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 15 (58:01):
Hello, what's going on? I just talked to my friend Sarah.
She said that you guys were on the phone like
fighting and stuff.

Speaker 7 (58:07):
What's up?

Speaker 15 (58:08):
Who is this girl? She's absolutely crazy. She's just a coworker.
I mean, we're friends, but we're not that close. She
tells me that I can't be cat Woman. Because she
is going to be cat woman and basically that I
have to change my costcure. Right, She's absolutely Banana is
like I would think that you guys would get.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Along really well.

Speaker 20 (58:25):
You know, you guys are.

Speaker 15 (58:26):
Both really cool people. Well you're wrong about that, because
this girl is that crazy. I'm gonna want to punch
this fit in the face. Oh and then she called
me a pumpkin headed whor called me a pumpkin headed
door I do.

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Morning Show. You got phone toll?

Speaker 15 (58:46):
Oh my god, are you kidding you?

Speaker 8 (58:47):
Meaded bitch?

Speaker 15 (58:54):
I was likely Elvis Duran's phone.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
What you called her a pumpkinheaded bit?

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Speaker 7 (59:14):
I'm glad? How are you?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
I'm doing very well? Let me let me ask you
a question. Living in Philadelphia? Are you ready for Halloween?
There's lots to do there.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
Yes i am.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
I'm actually just looking online for things to do, and
I saw something in Turkey like little drive through things.
Oh yeah, yeah that where is that? You mean the
car wash is that close?

Speaker 7 (59:34):
It's like a vial or something you drive through and yeah.

Speaker 8 (59:38):
There's there's a lot of those lights and stuff.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Yeah yeah, but you know, of course Eastern State Penitentiary is.

Speaker 7 (59:44):
Oh no, I'm not you gotta go.

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I love that.

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Oh my god, I'm like, listen to yours, Diana.

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Do we just do your thing?

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Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
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I started watching season one and I don't know what happened.
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All the info at Z one hunter dot com slash scare.
Yeah and uh perfect. Also, speaking of Halloween season, our
Red Cross Blood Drive is back. Let me ask you, Andrew,
I know you lead this charge every single year. Yeah,
why do we wait till Halloween? Season two? Get blood.

Speaker 21 (01:04:01):
Well, this one is really important because you know, with
all the hurricanes and everything else, read crust to so
much that there's a really critical need for blood right now.
So the Red Cross king to us and when it's
do one before we do our annual one in January.
This is the first that we're doing it because they
really need the blood this year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Okay, well tell you what. We're gonna go around the
room in a minute. I want you to give all
the info, all the details that'll be happening after Daniel's report.
All right, Danielle, what's going on?

Speaker 17 (01:04:24):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
Well, the box office this weekend, Venom the Last Dance
will supposedly take it all around sixty five million dollars
there saying previews start Thursday afternoon. And of course it's
based on this comic book series, and I know so
many people so excited to see that one. Also, I
don't know if you've seen it, but there is merchandise
for Wicked everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
When's it coming out?

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
I have so it comes out Thanksgiving week. I already
bought my tickets. You guys buy your tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Bought tickets where I bought because the tickets are sold out.

Speaker 8 (01:04:55):
Everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
I bought my tickets as.

Speaker 8 (01:04:57):
Soon as they went on sale.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Don't we know someone who can get us a screener Part.

Speaker 8 (01:05:01):
One Wicked two hours and forty five minutes, and remember
Part two then arrives next year, so same time Thanksgiving time.
But I bought lots of stuff from Target. There's lots.
I mean there's stuff everywhere. Even Starbucks is doing their
special drinks, whether you're team Alpha BA, whether your team Glinda.
So yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Money making stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:05:20):
Oh my gosh, they're making so much money it's insane.
And I've given them half of my money already. Bad
Bunny is teamed up with Messi for a really cool
limited edition Adidas drop. It's two releases. Adidas is dropping
special versions of the Gazelle, Bad Bunny's favorite shoe and
the f fifty cleat, which Messi has worn for decades
when he was playing. So you're getting these two goats

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together and they're giving us fantastic stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
So is it okay to just wear cleats on the street? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
I mean not if you plan to use it again,
but if you just want to make some noise.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I just want to be in and be hip and
wear cleats, please do, because these shoes are gonna be
impossible to get If I get a pair, I'm wearing
cleat Stewart because remember I used to are my tap
shoes to work? Yeah, well, and they say cleats are
like you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Know they are.

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
I mean you can tap in them. They'll make sound.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
It's like a straight guy's tap shoes.

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
Yeah, I think you. By the way, Bad Buddy and
Messi's autographs are also going to be on the shoes,
which is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
I got to have those.

Speaker 10 (01:06:15):
Yeah, yeah, yes, we need to find people who are
shoe plugs for us for this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
It's true. Right if you want to buy my Gregory
Hines tap shoes, I have that. He signed them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
He did.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Yes, you have ben Vereens as well if you need that.
Oh my gosh, they're signed. Don't be Jilly.

Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
Joey Fatone is returning to Broadway after twenty years. He
is joining and Juliet's Botter.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
He's doing and Juliet.

Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
Yea January twenty first and Mar sixteen. He's playing the
role of Lance. If you've never seen it, then you
know you don't know who Lance is. But it's a
pretty pretty awesome show, so you definitely should check out
on Juliet and with Joey, it's going to be even
more special. So the lost Angela's County District Attorney Georgia
Gascon will determined by Friday if Eric and Lyle Menendez

(01:07:06):
will be released from prison or re sentenced in the
nineteen eighty nine murder of their parents. The DA was
talking to People magazine about it, saying, they don't believe
that they're a danger.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
To the public.

Speaker 8 (01:07:18):
I know, I know, yeah, I know. Kim Kardashian has
been trying to get them out of there, so yeah,
I don't know. We'll see what happens. You guys, remember
Frankie Munez from Malcolm in the Middle. Do you know
he is a full time NASCAR driver now, like that
is what he does. He's thirty eight. First of all,
he's thirty eight years old. That's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
I mean, you could race cars. Oh here we go
back to you. It looks so easy. He's just driving
a cercle. I don't even have to drive around anything.
You don't even turn right, just go left.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
You just passed off all the NASCAR fans is yeah,
he said, this has always been his dream. So it's
pretty cool. All right, this is not cool. Do not
do this to people. Some played a prank on Cardi B.
They called Child Protective Services and told them that her
three children were being abused. They came to her house

(01:08:08):
with the police Monday night at eleven pm. So of
course she took to Instagram live and she was not happy.
She said, I'm going to beat the crap out of you. Basically,
you know, my baby's daddy. You know, my baby's daddy's
going to beat the crap out of you. As you
went on and on, you don't mess with people like that.
If it's not true. People do so insane.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Is it like the same thing? And when people send
swat teams over to celebrities homes and yeah, I mean
it's in the same vein. I think it is.

Speaker 10 (01:08:34):
You're wasting public resources and when people are actually abused
or people actually need a SWAT team, you have taken
potentially away some resources from them, and you make it
so much more difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
People should get in a lot of trouble for.

Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
Yellowstone. I know you guys can't wait. November tenth, Season five,
Paramount Network and guess what. The first official trailer is
out now. It's kind of weird because they said Kevin
Costner was not coming back, but he's did a lot
of the official trailer, so I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:09:01):
Didn't the record like part of the season and then
have creative differences and he left.

Speaker 8 (01:09:04):
Or something something like that, So I don't know. We'll say,
are you excited for it or no?

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
I want to be because I love Yellowstone. It was
my favorite show, but it went away for so long
I kind of lost it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
I feel like you have to go back and kind
of watch the last couple of episodes before you get
into the new Do you know.

Speaker 10 (01:09:21):
What I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
That last season was Oh no, let's hope, okay, gold
I just want to see Beth Dutton, Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
Love be, the Golden bacheloret Is Tonight, The Mass Singer
survivor What would You Do? Also Chicago shows, you know,
med Fire, all those and that's my Danielle.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Thank you, Danielle. Let's go round the road and we'll
start with Andrew. Of course, every year, Andrew leads the
way as we team up with American Red Cross for
our blood donation drive. And if you're here in the
New York City area, we'll give you all the info
and hiw you can join us, and if you don't
live here, you can always go to Redcross dot orgo
you have a different uril, I'm sure, and donate blood

(01:09:58):
wherever you live. There sucking blood around the country. Yes
to your point.

Speaker 21 (01:10:03):
Okay, Tuesday, November fifth, eight am to two pm the
Canopy by Hilton, You can go there. If you can donate,
you enter a drawing to win tickets a pair of
tickets Touzy one hundred jingle ball. So that's really cool.
I hope you all can make it. Is that legal
to do that?

Speaker 17 (01:10:17):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Yeah, okay, just check in yep.

Speaker 21 (01:10:18):
So get blood and if you're one of the lucky
people who's able to, yeah, then you're entered to win.
Don't feel bad if you can't. It's not your fault.
Many people try, they just don't have the right iron levels.
But I'd really love if you could sign up redcrossblood
dot Org. Since we started doing it, we've done over
two hundred and fifty units, and a unit is equal
to a pint, and so that means we've done thirty

(01:10:40):
one gallons of blood since we started doing this two
years ago.

Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
Oh my god, yeah, good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
You do such a good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Double thank you.

Speaker 21 (01:10:46):
So, yeah, two hundred and seventy plus people have signed
up since we've done this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
It's great.

Speaker 21 (01:10:50):
It's nice to see how many people are first time donors.
It's a really cool thing. So and you know, and
it's such an important, important thing to participate in if
you can. Yes, your iron levels are fine. Yeah, and
roll in. They'll check your iron levels absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
You know, you kind of wonder if you work in
a bank, you kind of fantasize about rolling into the
vault and taking your clothes off and rolling around in
the cash. What's it like in a blood bank, little swim,
It's different. I feel like it's like clumpy, like blood is.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Like like collagulated.

Speaker 21 (01:11:21):
Oh, Scott's freaking out there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Well, Scott bring it out because his family doesn't clot
anyway back to you. Yeah, so Nate's actually gonna be
a first time donor signing up.

Speaker 9 (01:11:32):
Baby, Oh god, I sut my blood enough, I'm gonna
give it to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
I don't know. I don't I don't think we should
put your blood into the stream.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
And you also get snacks too, right after you do.

Speaker 21 (01:11:43):
That's my favorite part. I always look forward to the
crampberry juice. I love the crampberry juice.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
If they put vodka in there, scary, scary. You should
don'tate blood. They have snacks.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Oh no, I have the vaso bagel reaction. I cannot it's.

Speaker 8 (01:11:54):
Bagel, something about a bagel.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
All right, thank you again.

Speaker 21 (01:11:58):
The information is where redcrossblood dot org. Search Elvis when
you're looking for blood drives again, you'll see two. One
for November fifth. One's for next year. Sign up for
this November fifth one because this is the one that
we need one hundred and twenty five people to sign
up at least, but we're already at thirty.

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
So hello, why.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
He's going, Andrew say, very prowdy Yay, what's up, Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Today's the day?

Speaker 10 (01:12:20):
Oh no, the episode of my podcast with My Father
is officially live. You can go listen to it. I
am warning everybody in advance. If you are easily offended,
do not listen. It's a dad, you know how dads are. Also,
he is uncancellable, so you can't. You can try, but
he's retired, and he also just doesn't care and he
has no social media.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
But it's a good episode. You get to know my dad.
A lot, and maybe a little bit more about me
if you care about that. But yeah, Elvis was quite
shocked when he had conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
The conversation I had with her father was quite yeah,
eye opening.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Shock him shot you guys. Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:12:54):
So I told you before we cannot have him on
the air because you can tell him don't say these
things and it doesn't process. He doesn't care. And Elvis
witnessed it firsthand. I said, see, this is why we
cannot have it on the air.

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
But he's so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
He's cue the problem as you thought he was. I
found him fascinating, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:13:11):
I love him too. I just don't think we can
ever have him on the air. So I have him
on my podcasts on the side set to her dad.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
He's a brilliant man. By the way, I see where
you get part of your brilliance. Oh thanks, Daniel.

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
All right, So we're talking about blood Manner tonight where
we're going to be. There's Z one hundred dot com
slash scare for your tickets. You know, everything goes to
Saint Jude if you want to donate. There's also on
link to donate if you can't be there because you're
not in New York, you know. But I just want
to say, when you come to Blood Manner tonight and
we're in the house and we are in character, don't
get mad if we don't break character, because I take

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this very seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Guys, and you know that you're making events, but you're
challenging them.

Speaker 8 (01:13:49):
Now, yes, oh yeah, so no we we don't. I
mean when we come out of the house sometimes we do.
But we're there to scare you and to give you
a good time, and so that's what we want to do.
So don't get upset. If you're yelling, do the laugh,
and I don't do the laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
The laugh can be fightening.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Yeah, you should incorporate a scary laugh.

Speaker 8 (01:14:05):
Yeah, no, I scream a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Is Andrew coming tonight? Oh yeah, because he did the
talk because last year he would like stand up out
of his chair of hid a food. Nothing scary about that.

Speaker 8 (01:14:21):
We do love you all and we are so thankful
for you coming out. You're gonna have a great time.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
I can't wait. He's give me so fun. They do
such a good job with to make up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
I really scary.

Speaker 12 (01:14:31):
So I'm that guy who busts through the notification wall
when it says, notifications are silence. I'm the guy that
goes m I'll take the option of notifying anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
But I gotta say.

Speaker 12 (01:14:40):
I woke my dad up the other night and I'm like, Dad,
why are your notification silence?

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Because he doesn't how to use his phone. I'm sleeping,
so obviously he knows how to use his phone.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Obviously knows.

Speaker 12 (01:14:49):
I thought he did it on accident, he pressed the
wrong button or something, because my father would never be
so sophisticated.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Has to turn his notifications and silence can go on
focus like that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
But anyway, you're the kid man of text messages.

Speaker 8 (01:15:00):
He doesn't care.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Yeah, he has done this to you.

Speaker 10 (01:15:03):
He'll do it to anybody. I'm telling you he doesn't
have respect for it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
If you ever do it to me, that would be
the last time you do anything to anyone, I promise you.
Eis why Why do you feel like what you have
to say is more important than someone's need to keep silenced?
Because why don't tell me?

Speaker 12 (01:15:18):
Because eventually you'll get it. If you're sleeping, then maybe
your phone is on vibrator or something.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Wait, we don't want to If we don't want to
talk to you, we don't want to talk to you.
But I'm not saying it's just for you, for anyone
out there that wants to do this.

Speaker 8 (01:15:28):
Yes, Daniels, Okay, I have a friend who is always
on silence. She never takes it off. So in that case,
what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Leave a message? It alone.

Speaker 10 (01:15:37):
There's a difference between silence and the don't notify. That's
a different thing. Like it's the do not disturb'dst.

Speaker 8 (01:15:45):
All the time, all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
He busts through that all the time. He doesn't care.
She never not don't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Leave a text? Yeah, oh, you just leave a text.
They don't want to hear from you. It's not you,
it's them.

Speaker 8 (01:15:54):
Well, they got a.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Prospection, an emergency bust through.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Hey, yeah, think about that.

Speaker 9 (01:15:59):
Hey, okay, your office or workplace probably has some somebody
that you can always count on. We have a couple
of people here. One is Rupert yeah as Diamond calls him, Rupy,
we love. And the other one is Mike Corea. Because
when I texted him about an hour going, hey, you
have a vacuum cleaner, he goes, give me one second

(01:16:20):
and boom, he brought us the best electro luck you can.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Ever imagine can we put it to work? Okay, here's
the thing, Danielle and I noticed that there's so much dust.
There are dust bunnies on this board where we work
all the buttons. Look how dirty is I mean a
tumble we just rolled by. I feel like in Arizona.
So we're gonna suck that dirt right out of that

(01:16:45):
bar and send in on its way.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Where am I supposed to plug this thing in?

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
How about your find? You scared about to plug in
the wall?

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
By the way, Mike is also really good with suggestions
for TV shows. He is so awesome with streaming stuff
and different Oh, he's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
He is the best.

Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
He has been great.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Yeah, okay, suction time, give me a suction Oh or here?
Either I don't know how to do this or I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Don't know how to do it, don't put us off
the air.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Don't hate the dump button.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Don't you hate it when you turn on a vacuum
cleaner and you smell the old dirt from the last
time so I used it?

Speaker 8 (01:17:23):
Think you need a brush? Is there an attachment?

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Don't hate the go to commercial button.

Speaker 10 (01:17:28):
We need like a paint brush or a blush brush
that no one's using this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
I don't think we need a brush. I don't think
it's that.

Speaker 10 (01:17:39):
What a tissue, suffice snake?

Speaker 8 (01:17:41):
What do you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
The vacuum cleaner?

Speaker 8 (01:17:54):
Okay, miss, they're a inflatable tube.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Oh my god, this thing is dirtier than it was.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Yeah, I think it's shot dust out.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Yeah, it reversed all over my board.

Speaker 8 (01:18:11):
I think you're right, there's no there's no attachment to that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Oh, can they just send us wanted to help us clean?

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Can we just get like a tissue? Wouldn't a tissue work?

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
All right? Well, this place sucks, it really does. The
vacuum cleaner doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
All right, But Mike's great. We love Mike.

Speaker 10 (01:18:32):
Yeah, and he gives great TV show suggestions, and he
feels probably the craziest emails of everyone in the building.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
I send him very dramatic emails, and he's always nice.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Let's get into the three things. When he didn't know
that was the dumbest three minutes of our lives. He tried, though,
I give you dumber. Probably not all right, let's go
all right.

Speaker 10 (01:18:51):
And he guesses about the safest state in the US.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
The safest in the US. Uh No, Nate got it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
It's really yeah, we're there.

Speaker 10 (01:19:02):
We are That is according to a new report by
personal finance website wallet Hub. Researchers considered factors like the
number of police officers, traffic fatalities, assaults, deadly, occupational injuries,
and some more coming in dead last Louisiana.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Okay, yeah, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
But Danielle mean lose hands a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
It is a lot of fun. So there's that you
just might not make it out alive.

Speaker 10 (01:19:25):
Tickets to the first Dodgers Yankees World Series and over
four decades.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Will not be cheap see No just a ticket.

Speaker 10 (01:19:33):
Website, Danielle, These are crazy. The cheapest ticket is going
to be twelve hundred dollars for the worst seat in
the worst view. They say they are not going to
get any cheaper for Saturday's game. The series shifts to
New York for Game three on Monday, and tickets, if
you can get them, are going to cost you even more.

Speaker 8 (01:19:47):
You know, no pisses me off. Let me tell you
what pizzed the buff am I allowed to say what
pisses me off?

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
You're going to do it.

Speaker 8 (01:19:52):
Fans that have been there all season, who go to
all the games, who support the teams. They're not going
to be able to get their hands on the tickets.
They should because all these people who never go to
the Games, who want to go in because it's the
cool thing to do to go to the World Series,
they're gonna get the tickets and be able to afford it.
And it's not fair.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
This is Daniel's Eastern Conversation. Every year, I got in
charge every East Day, every Sunday, and then you only
show up on East and I can't find the place.

Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
Don't forget Palm Sunday on Sunday. But it does kiss
me off, because that's it's just not fair.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
The life is full of things that piss that fair. Hey,
by the way, I'm about to piss you off with
something else in the second.

Speaker 10 (01:20:33):
All right, And finally, a woman in Australia is safe
after spending seven hours wedged upside down between two boulders.
Why because she was.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Trying to retrieve her cell phone.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
You don't do that, just let it go, just out.

Speaker 10 (01:20:48):
She slipped into the ten foot crevice in New South Wales.
Her friends tried to free her, but they eventually called
for help in the very remote area. The Australian Broadcasting
Corporation says she stayed calm throughout the ordeal and they
did get her out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
They said that on airplanes too, if you drop your airplane,
your your phone between the seat covered cushions, do not
try to pull it out because people keep breaking airline seats.

Speaker 10 (01:21:09):
And their hands and fingers and stuff too, because sometimes
they were climing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
They say, call the attendant.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
All right, So tonight we're gonna be a blood manor
celebrating with Danielle with Danielle's House of Horrors or whatever
it's called. Okay, but it's going to sell out and
it's gonna raise a lot of money for Saint Jude.
And I know that you needed the names of people
who were going to attend early because they need a
plan ahead. Yeah, Alex wants to know if it's too
late for him to join us to make up and costume.

Speaker 8 (01:21:34):
I know, of course, he definitely actually, To be honest,
there's a couple of people here who had emergencies that
cannot make it, so it would be awesome to have
Alex join up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
He will be the best one there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Yeah, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Me too good. I don't want him in my room.

Speaker 8 (01:21:47):
I you don't know that. I've been asking him like
I keep texting him. Are you coming too late?

Speaker 15 (01:21:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Okay, okay, good, I think he's in Yay, good good.
I don't want him in my room. In my room though,
because I dress up like like a horny Dracula and
make out with all the Well, well, don't mess up
my don't mess up my room.

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
We'll put him in another room.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Okay, thank you, way down the hall. All right, another
reason to join us tonight at Blood manor Yeah, text
him right now, Text him right now, Good morning.

Speaker 15 (01:22:18):
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I promise it'll get worse.

Speaker 13 (01:22:45):
Elvis Duran in the Warning show, Where's Where's Elvis Duran?

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Doesn't matter? We don't need him. We've got Jim.

Speaker 8 (01:22:53):
Jim.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Oh Jim.

Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
You can't hear Jim's here from Blood Ladder.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
These you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
He's turning his knobs on his chest.

Speaker 8 (01:23:04):
I don't know what happened. And Gandhi too, we.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Had them kidnapped.

Speaker 8 (01:23:11):
This is a so, so Jim is here from Blood
manor what we're doing a show here? By the way,
your name's kind of on it. I just want you
to know that.

Speaker 22 (01:23:21):
Yeah, he's having a cocktail, Frank, he's having.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
What's happening? What's going on their big book? Hey neighbor.
I thought it was awful.

Speaker 7 (01:23:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
I moved into the neighborhood and then Blood Manner, the loudest,
most obnoxious, incredible haunted house in New York City, moves
around the corner.

Speaker 8 (01:23:47):
You know, that's my dream to liver on going from them.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Tell you but you know what now, I walked by,
like last night, I walked by and I didn't it
was you weren't open last night, And I was so
disappointed there was no haunting going on in my neighborhood.
My values went. A lot of the neighbors are looking
for you. I can tell you that much. Well, let's
talk about tonight.

Speaker 8 (01:24:07):
Yeah, we're so excited. So Jim owns Blood Manner, right correct?
And since last year I went to him, I said listen.
I have this crazy idea. I'll want the morning show
to do a haunted house. I want to donate all
the money to Saint Jude.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
What can we do?

Speaker 8 (01:24:21):
He goes, whatever you want, let's go. And that's how
it started.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
You guys were fantastic last year. It was so funny.

Speaker 22 (01:24:27):
You guys remember what we talked about. I said, once
you get there, you're going to see what's going to
happen to you? And you out of control.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
I love it.

Speaker 22 (01:24:35):
Your shovel shovel again when we have to chase you, Gandhi. Well,
I have to say one thing, Ghandhi. Every night when
I go to sleep, now, I think of you. Why
because she told.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Me about those crazy sheets. I can't go home and
get my sheet into my bed. I'm like, what do
you mean? She goes, I have these great sheets, blah
blah blah. And I went out and bought the ball
and the pillows and the pillow cases. And there you're
addicted to Carol like us. I thought it was Gandh.

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
So tonight, tonight's gonna be We learned, See, we learned.
It was our first year to do that in makeup
and and costume and and we tried to stay in
character tonight. We want to stay in character, and we're
But the more we yell about our listeners coming out
to try to get us out of character, I feel
they're more challenged to try to get us out of
character tonight. But you guys stating you guys are great.

Speaker 22 (01:25:32):
You guys really did stay in character until you came
out of your scene and when you came outside after
the march.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Now I did stop and take photos with people, Yes,
I did in the house. Okay, so you're fired. Cannot
break character.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Some of their actors are incredibly physically fit.

Speaker 10 (01:25:55):
Because I was standing next to a woman who kept
scaling the walls to be in the ceiling.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Every time someone came by, she ran up there.

Speaker 8 (01:26:01):
I was like, oh my god, who is the eyeball guy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
He's been there for a year, Sammy seventeen years?

Speaker 15 (01:26:06):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Yeah, yeah, he crams that fork in his eyeball. Well
it's a glass eye. Oh, don't give it away, Nate.
Show us how he does that, Nate, I have the
fork community. Okay, so you've you've been you've been in
the haunted house business, haunted attraction business, whatever for how
many years this is our twenty first seats. Okay, so
you know how to do it, how not to do it?

(01:26:28):
Give us some tips or anyone listening who is performing
in a house this year, what are some tips to
be the scariest and to like really really kind of
own it.

Speaker 22 (01:26:37):
Just stay away from any of the cliches. Don't ever
say boo, yeah, you just need to well you have
to become something and just go there and go to
the extreme. There are no extremes in this.

Speaker 7 (01:26:49):
You know.

Speaker 22 (01:26:49):
You just can't touch physically touch people. Oh but what
you do to yourself or to your other reformer. We
can touch ourselves, yes, and you could touch each other,
but not the guests. O. So like some of the
act with the actors do, Like when we go into
uh A season, we'll put two actors in a room
and we'll tell them to create, you know, and kind
of come up with their own stick. And we make

(01:27:10):
sure that it's not you know, to you know, too insane.
But we don't want to offend anybody, but we do.
We offend a lot of people, but we want to
offend some people. But by the way, Gandhi doesn't want
to go if she can't offend people I want to touch.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
I want to touch well. So for instance, this year,
my husband Alex is joining, but I don't want him
in my room because I encourage all of the guests
to touch me. You didn't say, you said I can't
touch them, they can't touch me. That's up. I can
actually point out parts of my body I want.

Speaker 8 (01:27:43):
Them to touch different house.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Are we going back to this cocktail frank thing again?

Speaker 8 (01:27:50):
No, but if you can be there, it's a z
and Azer dot Com slash scare seven to ten pm.
There are time slots I think you can get, but
you can just walk up and get tickets.

Speaker 22 (01:27:59):
Right Listen, you guys are you're not going out of park.
You got a lot of people coming tonight. It's going
to be fantastic. It's going to be fun. The weather's
been nature has been fantastic. Last year was fantastic during
the week and poor to all weekends. You know, it's crazy.
So the weather has been great. It's going to be
great tonight. A lot of people are excited. The phones
are ringing at our end. You know these guys really

(01:28:20):
going to be there. Well, you know, so we've been
posting the photos from last year of you guys, And uh,
we're super.

Speaker 8 (01:28:26):
Pumped this year. Rachel our photographer is coming and she's
going to take really good pictures because she.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Would be like the dead photographer.

Speaker 8 (01:28:35):
I said, don't you want to be in the house.
You know, I'm just gonna take the pictures.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
I will say this.

Speaker 10 (01:28:40):
So I'm a chicken. When it comes down her houses,
they terrify me. But being part of it and being
in it, it's totally different.

Speaker 22 (01:28:47):
Yeah, you were twisted. You were twisted list. I saw
the we saw the look in your eye, like you
had those scary eyes. Oh yeah, she has every day
she was born with that. So tonight tonight blood matter.
You know what, I've always wanted to perform on Broadway.
Tonight's my night. There you go, And uh, we always
love when you come to visit us.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
I love being here.

Speaker 22 (01:29:08):
You guys are such great friends, really really great Saint Jude.

Speaker 8 (01:29:12):
All the money goes to Saint Jude.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Absolutely. Last year we raised over forty five thousand dollars.
Yes to Saint Jude. Nothing compared to tonight tonight we have.
Can I say one shout out?

Speaker 8 (01:29:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:29:25):
Down at JFK, they're building that whole new Terminal one.
Oh yeah, so a lot of the union workers there
have been putting bucks into a bucket and there's going
to be like a nice little pile of money. Really come, yeah,
from all the union guys down to JK Building terminal Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Another reason, another reason we love our friends in the
union Terminal one, Terminal one. Jay looks fantastic.

Speaker 8 (01:29:46):
It's so awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Thanks for coming. We appreciate it, my pleasure. We know
you have an appointment in thirty seconds down the hallway.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
We love you. This is so fun.

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Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
I don't know when I was a kid, conversations going on,
and it's like, oh my god, you shouldn't do that.
You'll get scurvy. And someone else will say, scurvy has
been around since the Stone ages, like.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
A pirate disease, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Look it up?

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
It's a lash of vitamin C.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Yes, scurvy is making a comeback. What saying that? Yes? No, okay,
no it's not. You can't say no, because I wouldn't
have said it if it was. No, scurvy's making a comeback,
you should say it is. Of course it is, because
I just.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Said it is.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Away. I need music. Why is it making a comeback
because people aren't eating healthy?

Speaker 14 (01:31:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
I think, why don't you look it up?

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Oh you have the story.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
I don't. All I know is scurvy's making a comeback.
You know me. I just read the headlines. I don't
know what's going on.

Speaker 8 (01:31:31):
It says if you don't have vitamin C in your
diet for at least three months, you can get scurvy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
But we all get vitamin C from different sources. But
in the news today, I'm looking there's a full story here,
but it didn't come up. All I know is the
headline I want you to fill into Blake.

Speaker 10 (01:31:47):
It says it could be re emerging amid the cost
of living crisis and the rise in weight loss surgery
because you're losing nutrients apparently when you have these surgeries
and people staying inside way longer then you used to
stay inside.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
So you're not getting your sun shining sunshine.

Speaker 8 (01:32:03):
Do you see the symptoms of scurvy?

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
I mean, I think I think Nate may have scurvy.

Speaker 8 (01:32:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
What what What symptoms are you saying?

Speaker 8 (01:32:12):
So soft, swollen and livid, gums that bleed easily, okay,
gums that separate from the teeth causing them to loosen,
swollen legs that are glossy and developed, foul ulcers, bleeding
from the nose and mouth, and body evacuations that are
intolerably feted. What is fetted?

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
F E T I D like stink doesn't sound good?
And I have all of those? Wow, I have I
have feded? Is it feeded? I've feted? Here's natevy? You
have scurvy. I don't have scurvy, but I've read a
lot about scurvy. But scurvy's making a comeback. Really, Why

(01:32:53):
my god, where you been? I don't pay attention. My
favorite thing is I said, oh my god, look at this.
Scurvy's making a comeback and scares.

Speaker 12 (01:33:01):
No because I think about it like I think about
rickets and scarlet fever and bubonic play.

Speaker 8 (01:33:07):
Do you want to know why sailors got scurvy?

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
I know there's a cows it was at.

Speaker 8 (01:33:13):
But they're saying that on the ship because they would
be away for a long time. They didn't want to
have these foods that would go bad, so they would
have biscuits and stuff like that, and there was no
vitamin C.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
In any fresh food. They didn't have any flenstoes chewables
at sea. This is hand me a bernie. Their teeth
would fall out. It's frightening. Well, you know what, Gandi
just gave us all these things, but now we're convinced
you may have it. But also no, Actually, Danielle toes,
what else is on the list of things that that
the Nate's doing?

Speaker 8 (01:33:44):
Bleeding from the nose and mouth, what body evacuations that
are intolerably fetid vetted.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:33:52):
I've never had a separate from the teeth causing them
to lose I like, this is a zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
But is fetted stools? Doesn't she work down at BC,
She works down the hallway FedEx to them. So if
scurvy's making a comeback, what does it say about our
I mean, people have a massive deficiency envitament. Well, you
missed it, Gandhi gave us the answer. Do you want
to hear it again? Yeah, this is this is why

(01:34:19):
you have scurvy.

Speaker 10 (01:34:20):
Okay, apparently it is because people are staying inside much more.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
You're not getting your sunshine.

Speaker 10 (01:34:26):
There's been a rise in bariatric surgery and weight loss surgery,
which makes nutrients move through you a lot quicker. And
people just start eating the way that they're supposed to
be eating because apparently there's an economic crisis.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Yeah, people cannot afford the nutritious food. They can't put
it on the table for their kids. Because we live
in this world, when's the plague coming back? Is that
coming back?

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
Did we lived through it?

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
It's different. We're talking about bicubonic plague, but someone just
send a text in saying that my son got scarlet
fever last year. It's still a thing. Yeah, and if
your son, if your kid gets it, that's gonna be
that's gonna be really frightening stuff. So how are we
doing with polio? Are we doing okay? With polyon? That's

(01:35:10):
actually making it come back?

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
It is, and a lot of it. People don't want
to hear it.

Speaker 10 (01:35:14):
But it has to do with a lot of people
deciding they don't want to get vaccines anymore. And the
vaccines existed for a reason and kept things away, and
now people don't want to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
These things are coming back.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Talk to me about leprosy. How are we doing there?

Speaker 9 (01:35:24):
Do they still have that leper Island in Hawaii? Wasn't
there that one island that all the lepers would go to?
Is it Malikini or something?

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Wasn't it? Look it up? Look it up? Is it
current or is this from like the sun?

Speaker 9 (01:35:38):
I think there is still leprosy in parts of the world,
but I don't know if the leper islands still exists.

Speaker 19 (01:35:43):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:35:43):
They have Raccoon Island in Florida that's.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
A leper colony, and there's apparently one on crete in Greece.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
I was just there. I should have stopped by it.
I should have been a day trip. I'm gonna go
there and give him a hand. It's not funny. People died,
all right? Moving on?

Speaker 8 (01:36:04):
You know what I'm thinking. It says that digestive or
metabolic conditions is something that attributes.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
To I can't hear you, the guy the scurvys not
obviously aspecting his herey.

Speaker 8 (01:36:16):
Saying metabolic conditions is one of the risk factors. And
if everyone's getting all these surgeries, are doing these crazy
fad diets, that's adding to all those conditions. Look at me,
digestive problems.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
I did it, I did the I did the What
did I do the gastric sleeve? Yeah, to lose weight,
therefore deficient in nutrients. And of course now I'm taking,
you know, the those shots to make you stop eating
so I can look like terror Banks, Tyra, Tyra Banks.
I may I may be with you, and I may
be moving to a scurvy colony.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
There is also one in Hawaiian eight.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
You're right, I told you. Where's that? One question it?

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
I'm just looking this.

Speaker 19 (01:36:52):
Stuff up, people, Where is it? The village kau I
don't know. How do you keep a leopard from Robin
of ban. I don't think you want to do this.
I know, I want to know how, though, I don't
think you want to do this. You disarm him.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
I told you not to do that. I don't know
how many lepers are listening to our show, but I
don't know if we had any. We just lost them all.
Do we really want to do that in this day
and age of bad business? I got another one. No,
I don't want to hear it. The hooker keep the tip?

(01:37:32):
All right, let's move on. Oh my, Diamond, this is
not funny.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
Why what are you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
What are you laughing at it? Don't laugh at his jokes, Diamond.

Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
I'm sorry. You guys are really funny today.

Speaker 8 (01:37:43):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
Do you want to hear another one? Want more? Please? Don't?
Oh god, you hear about the leper who failed his
driving test? What his foot on the clutch? That is awful?

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
These are the views of Nate Marino.

Speaker 8 (01:38:12):
Is there like a lepard? Jokes dot com?

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
I don't was you doing this? Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay,
we got it. Let's get into sound with Gary. Gary,
how am I following this, whatever you need to pray,
calm the hell down, well, lost of you. Let's go
to the Detroit from last night. So there was a rally.

Speaker 23 (01:38:33):
Eminem started the rally and then he brought out President Obama,
and Obama did this, Oh, here we go, my palms.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
The sweating, these week arms, the heaven mom on my
sweater rudder, well s forget it.

Speaker 12 (01:38:50):
I'm nervous, but on the surface, on the comb and
runner for drop bomb black keep bomb forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Huh he made it. Sounded very dadassic there, but still
he was very dead. All right.

Speaker 23 (01:39:02):
So then let's move over to a New York City
council meeting last night. They were talking about getting rid
of streets for pedestrian walkways in Brooklyn, right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Please don't do this. No, no, you do that, but
there are so many lanes missing from our city right now.

Speaker 8 (01:39:19):
I'm awful.

Speaker 23 (01:39:19):
This is determined biplanes, so no one's using them. You're
about to hear from Vicky Palladino, who is totally against it.

Speaker 8 (01:39:25):
Where were you born and how long have you lived
in New York?

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Do you know my original address to my original address
as well?

Speaker 8 (01:39:32):
No I do not, and don't get smart.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Okay, okay, because.

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
I was born in cin Sata, Ohio, six hundred thousand.

Speaker 8 (01:39:40):
Now you moved to the big city.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
Eight million people about eight years ago for record.

Speaker 20 (01:39:44):
Okay, so you're a newbiet Let me explain something. You
don't know a thing about New York or how we work. Okay,
this is not Amsterdam, this is New York City. Take
a back seat because you have no idea what you're
talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
I love her, I love her. There was a thanky Palladino.

Speaker 6 (01:40:02):
Thank you for pleasant yo.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Shut up, you're not from these Take.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
A seat, all right.

Speaker 23 (01:40:13):
So a mom bought her son some new crocs and
with it came some accessories. Listen to the accessory that
came with the crocs.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
Would you a crock ring?

Speaker 7 (01:40:25):
A crackering Yeah? That's fair finger.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Yeah, hey, crockery, it's a crock ring, A crock ring?
All right? Uh So, Billy Eilish, what was I made for?
From Barbie? We all know it? And if you're unfamiliar,
then a meme came out of cats doing it adorable? Yes.

Speaker 23 (01:40:53):
Then the other night, Billy Eilish in concert Madison Square Garden,
she decided to embrace it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
All of the garden as singing, it's not onretty good,
you're good American that you're there?

Speaker 8 (01:41:15):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
Oh no, are you guys going to the guys?

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
I don't know if this is how we should be
proceeding until we know more about this disease. And if
I wouldn't do that one, that this one, No, I
would not do that one. That's the one you have
to do. Okay, Are you sure I wouldn't do it?
He said, No, I want to do it.

Speaker 8 (01:41:34):
Can I do this one?

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
What's wrong with the one she can't do?

Speaker 8 (01:41:39):
I think you can do that?

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
All hell whisper in my ear why she can't do it?

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
It's a law.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
It's a lot of joke.

Speaker 8 (01:41:45):
It's a longer joke. It's three lines.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
Tell me in my ear why she can't do it?
Pretty graphic. Okay, maybe it wouldn't have been so bad
had you not made a beginal.

Speaker 8 (01:41:54):
You're making more of a deal, but now people are
gonna expect more and it's not as great as it was.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
If it's not except well, can we dump okay?

Speaker 7 (01:42:03):
Red?

Speaker 6 (01:42:04):
This is it?

Speaker 17 (01:42:04):
This is it?

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Okay? Okay, on walks into a bar that what I'm

(01:42:28):
coming back to report my findings. I don't find it
as offensive. It's just very involved, I think.

Speaker 8 (01:42:34):
Okay, okay, I could do the shorter one if you
just just just just do just do that one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:42:40):
A leap for walks into a.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Slow down, slow down delivery delivery.

Speaker 8 (01:42:44):
A leap walks into a bar, and as he gets
his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is
serving him, turns and pukes all over the place. The
lever of feeling bad asks I'm sorry, was it my
finger falling off? The bartender turns to him and says, no,
it's the guy dipping chips into your back.

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
This is kind of gross. Read the short one.

Speaker 8 (01:43:08):
Okay, what do you get when you put four lepers
in a hot top?

Speaker 7 (01:43:10):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:43:11):
God?

Speaker 23 (01:43:11):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Still?

Speaker 8 (01:43:12):
Okay, I'm sorry. This is Nate's fault.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Now, well, I don't think we're What is that time
we had like National Leprosy.

Speaker 8 (01:43:22):
Month or something, Let's see if there is one.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
I don't know. I just I just feel like we're
really causing problems.

Speaker 3 (01:43:28):
Here exists in this country by the way, Mainland U
s a armadillos.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
They have it, they give it to Okay, Well, so
now we've lost all the Armadillo listeners. No scary. Should
we not do this here? You better move there, move.

Speaker 8 (01:43:41):
That, Okay, I'm looking up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
If there's a leprosy, let's just do this off air,
off air, Okay, I know well her name is danielleman.

Speaker 8 (01:43:50):
Erras Sunday of January, when I mean Danielle really again?

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Sorry, let's just take a break until everything just fall.
Don't you remember that song about the Beatles leprosy, leprosy?
All my skin is falling off of me. I'm not
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Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
Is it really National Slap of Coworker Day?

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
It sure is, Andrew at four times.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
You slapped your coworker four times? No wait, now where
did this come from?

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
I don't know the National Day people.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Okay, so it's National slap of coworker.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
And I would like the record to reflect Andrews slapping
back for everyone to.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Know I don't think anyone should be slapping anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
It's okay if you hit the Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
From I don't hear about any of this. No, I
have to report it. As a manager is a manager.
You should hear it and report it you need it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
Nate, I was slapped, but used to be fair.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
You slapped him?

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
Well, he told me it was National slap a Coworker Day.
What else was I supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
What if I said it was National tongue kiss Me
Day and you force you to a tongue kiss.

Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
Me, don't ask for it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Look well, look it up. It's probably not a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
It is a thing. And Andrew is slapping back.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Okay, so I know how you know we always bitch
and moan about how people become total jackquads when they fly,
when they go to the airport, right, Yeah. One of
the things I have a problem with is when it's
time to orderly get on the plane. No one's orderly
at all. And it's partly the design of the gate.

(01:45:57):
It's also the design. No, it's how they don't control
all you people, us people, all of those people with
the whatever you need to get on the plane in
order of your your boarding your boarding group, no one
does it. If people just get in line, scary.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
Will push women and children out of the way to
be first in his group.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
So American Airlines is doing this thing where they are
now shaming people who try to jump the gate boarding line.
So if okay, you know, when you get to the thing,
they scan your ticket, yes, and if your ticket if
it's not your time to go on, and the whole
world looks up here and they say step aside, yes,
and you're allowed to get on, and they have a

(01:46:38):
little area for people. It's like people who were in
time out.

Speaker 8 (01:46:41):
Remember the person we saw right in front of us
and they tried to skip the entire line, And the
guy said, what do you say about the plane it
was going on?

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
He said, oh, you can tell these people are going
to Newark. This woman and her family, they all jumped
in line in front of everyone else. They just said, well,
screw it, we're gonna go.

Speaker 14 (01:46:56):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
I will tell you this if you if you travel abroad,
it's much worse. There is no such thing as orderly
getting on an airplane if you're in Europe or anywhere
else in this world.

Speaker 10 (01:47:06):
And now it's the same here for sure, I okay,
But people try all kinds of little scams. I think
I told you guys this before. But group one lines up,
Group two lines up. Group two was all the way
lined up. Two women who would have been at the
back of group two instead hopped to the back of
group one, so that when all of group one went through,
they were the first from group two.

Speaker 3 (01:47:24):
But they cut everybody off.

Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
I can see the odds are it could have worked.

Speaker 6 (01:47:29):
It didn't work.

Speaker 10 (01:47:29):
It did not work, and it was funny because people
were yelling at them, and this guy was like back
of the line bitches. And Nate does something that I've
started to adopt. As soon as the plane lands, you know,
you have the people from the back who run to
the front and they just cut you off.

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
They don't care, Nate. As soon as the plane lands
gets up and blocks the entire aisle.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
They take your time pulling your bag out. I turned
into an NFL lineman.

Speaker 5 (01:47:52):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
Nobody's getting by me. I've seen you do that, nobody.
He will not let you say okay. So they have
asked the great minds of psychology to try to figure
out what is going on in the minds of people
who are trying to get on a plane or off
a plane. It's competition. There is a sense of competition
with people as if it's the same as when you're

(01:48:15):
cutting off people in traffic and this and that. It's
like everyone feels like they're playing some kind of video game. Yeah,
it's the same in airplane lines. At the end of
the day, the airplane's going to take off at the
same time and land at the same time. For everyone
on that plane. Whether you get off the plane first
or get off last, it's going to be a difference
of what maybe five ten minutes, right, But the most

(01:48:37):
scariest argument is always, well, I want to get on
first so I can get my bag up you know above, you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:41):
Know in that because if you're in the later groups,
you actually they run out of space.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Yeah, and you have to check your.

Speaker 8 (01:48:46):
Bag game, which is so stupid because they should have
enough room for one bag per person to put up there.

Speaker 10 (01:48:51):
When people don't put one bag, people will put two,
they'll put their personal item and the carricer.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
That is true, they haven't learned the list. But I
think I think the psychology of what's going on there
is interesting because I do feel when it's time to
board an airplane. I feel my pulse start to raise.
It's the same as if you live in New York
and you you have to do with the zipper thing
where one car goes in front of another car to
get to the tunnel. My pulse goes, it goes crazy.
It makes me anxious. I don't know why. But you know,

(01:49:19):
people try to cut in front of you in line anywhere,
and I want to say to them, hey, you know
we're all gonna land at the very same moment. What
their competition about? Here the principle, but the principle. What
so you feel like they're disrespecting you.

Speaker 12 (01:49:35):
Well, in the sense of the traffic zipper left right,
left right, there's no I don't want you to get
ahead of me because it's not your turn.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
You need to learn your valuable lesson. In the case
of what God he was saying earlier, people.

Speaker 12 (01:49:45):
Trying to get at the end of group two and
you're in group three, and you're a group three person.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
You get at the back of group three.

Speaker 4 (01:49:51):
You don't get it. You don't get ahead of me.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
Listen anxious your vat it gets me.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
My blood is boiled.

Speaker 10 (01:49:56):
I can tell Skar Leaves us at the airport all
the time. He'll he'll bandon you, he'll band and his girlfriend.
He doesn't care. So carry is getting first in the
first group.

Speaker 3 (01:50:05):
That's what's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:50:06):
I was at the fright Fest at six Cents Great
Adventure and there was a line for one of the
haunts and it was like an hour and a half.
And this group of girls went over to these guys
and they'd be like, hey, could we pretend that we're
with you? We're gonna And the guys didn't care. They
were like, okay, so they went to the front of
the line. Well, let me tell you. People were not
having it. They were like they cut. Like I tell you,

(01:50:28):
like fifteen people came forward to get those girls extracted
from the world. But if you're waiting an hour and
a half and you didn't pay extra to be at
the front of the line or whatever, then you need
to wait and you can't. That's not nice.

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
Well, look, we live it in a world where we
don't want to see anyone being taken advantage of it,
and we definitely don't want to be taking advantage of ourselves.
And sometimes we feel like if you cut in front
of me in line, you're taking advantage of me, You're
insulting me. It is rude, It is rude. But at
what cost is there in confronting them?

Speaker 3 (01:50:57):
Right, because you.

Speaker 10 (01:50:58):
Don't want to be the people that then get into
a fight and nobody's flying. Now you're not getting on
an airplane. I do think as a second, calling Nate
would be an amazing airport justices.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Are Oh my god, that's the dream job.

Speaker 9 (01:51:11):
You know the amount of time I see stuff happening there,
I'm like this, this would never happen on my way ever,
Oh my god, iron fists, fists of iron.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
I would rule.

Speaker 6 (01:51:23):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:51:24):
I love I As a teacher. If he was a teacher,
the kids would get away with nothing nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:51:29):
I love this text. If people were never told they're wrong,
they will always be a holes.

Speaker 5 (01:51:33):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
See I don't agree with that people that the A
holes are a holes and they will always be a holes.
And if you tell them they're an a hole, they'll
become more of an a hole. There is no justice,
You're not there is justice. There's no discipline. They don't
get punished for being a holes.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
But if they get shamed that's at least funny.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
I will tell you this. Okay, has this ever happened
to you where you're like do you?

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
Did?

Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
You do do? And you you go, okay, it's my
turn to go to the cash resid what And you
walk and people are like hello, pardon me, and you
look back and there's a whole line you walked. Oh god, yes,
and I make an announcement I am so sorry. I
did not see you there, and they look at you like, yeah, right, yeah,
you don't look like I'm aron you acting like one.

(01:52:16):
I'm embarrassed. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:52:20):
There was one time Diamond and I were at a
Mets game and I went to get merched and I
was approaching from one side and a lady was coming
from the other side and we were the only two there.
There wasn't a line, but she did approach in the
correct direction and I didn't. And she was like, I'm
gonna let you go ahead, but you did not do
this correctly. I was like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
How about when you go to a grocery store, you
go get to you wanted to get to get some
sliced turkey or whatever, and you've been waiting and waiting,
and then this so other person just walks up and
the counter person goes to them. Do you say something? Yes,
I always say them. I say I'm sorry, pardon me,
I was next?

Speaker 18 (01:52:58):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:52:59):
What am I invisible?

Speaker 16 (01:53:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
I don't say that, yeah me, neither? Am I some
kind of chump?

Speaker 7 (01:53:06):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:53:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
Yeah yeah. Bar culture is different because I don't I
don't want to appear to be a functioning alcoholic. I
need my drink now, I have the shakes. Don't you
understand I need my drink. I was next shaking that
lady need a drink? I need. I need my monkey
forty seven gin. Right now, that's my new thing. You know,
we are totally we are total Gin drinkers.

Speaker 3 (01:53:27):
Now, I thought you said Gin drinkers were crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
There you go. Oh lord, I'm not saying drink. I
don't drink Gin every day, but you know, when we're
out and it's time for a cocktail, I'll go logos
monkey forty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:53:39):
Not beef feeder.

Speaker 1 (01:53:40):
I don't know. No, I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:53:42):
I don't even know where any of this is it gin,
but bee feeders and monkey forty sevens.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
Keep telling that Gin names. I'll keep saying no, I
don't know why we have to get into this conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
Not Beefeeder.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
No, I'm telling you right now, monkey forty seven, no
time a right, no anyway, bombay.

Speaker 8 (01:54:00):
Safire kind Gray, I've heard of that.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
I want you all just leave me alone. What we
gotta we gotta go. If you stopped saying silly things,
we would have gone already.

Speaker 8 (01:54:13):
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Speaker 8 (01:56:22):
The Bachelorette, actually the Golden Bachelorette, The Masked Singer Survivor,
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shows are on tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:56:28):
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