FULL SHOW: The Day We Changed Lives

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The courses of this program. We're prerecorded, so we just
see you guys every morning.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I listen to it every day.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Clan Clan Klang radio shows.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
There are the days you walk around carrying the flask.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I don't carry a flask.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Shut up, crack me up.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I really love you. Has got this pink Kwan shirt?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Is he a radio DJ? Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
You know, we do a lot on this show.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
We play games, we play music, we have fun, we laugh,
we call crank call people, you know whatever.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Yeah, we also talk about some serious stuff. Sometimes.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
We talk about life, love, we talk about work, we
talk about, you know, maneuvering through this crazy world. And
last night someone sent me a really nice message saying,
I gotta tell you guys don't give yourself enough credit.
You give great advice. I'm like, we do, we do,
we don't.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
We don't take our own advice. But that's okay, she.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Said, She said, I love your advice. I've been listening
for so many years. I went out and bought your
book and got even more So here's my question, what
advice have you heard on this show that has actually
worked out for you something that we said on the
show that we changed your relationship with maybe money or

(01:19):
a friend or food. Oh here's the text us, now
and tell us how we changed your life.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
It seems like we really. I guess we're looking for
some sort of way to bloat our egos even more.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yay.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Wait, can we have people that also took our advice
and it didn't work? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
God, Daniel, to be fair, maybe that's a good thing.
Text us at fifty five one hundred. That's the easiest way, Yes, Nate.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
I actually have one. I helped somebody the other day.
We were talking about sleep paralysis. Do you guys remember
this conversation. Yeah, and this woman emailed me. She goes,
I have been wanting to thank you for talking about it.
My mother told me it was the devil that was
waking me up, but it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
It's sleep wrongs.

Speaker 8 (02:00):
So uh, Brenda, I'm very happy to have helped you
and give you.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Look at you taking credit. We did it, thank you?
Uh yeah, but we did.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
We talk about advice all day, so you know. Oh look,
someone texting you reminded us we need to wipe front
to back.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
Very important.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
This show, id.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Tam online three h What did you learn from our
show that you've applied to your everyday life?

Speaker 9 (02:30):
Tam, Good morning, Good morning, Elvis.

Speaker 10 (02:33):
I'm a Leo like you, and my partner is a
Gemini like your partner Alex and jem and I's psycho Craig.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Craig, but that is.

Speaker 9 (02:43):
My sole partner.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
My son is also a Gemini like his dad.

Speaker 11 (02:48):
I'm surrounded by geminis.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Do I hear a lion roaring in the background?

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (02:57):
You do?

Speaker 10 (02:57):
Hear a female lying and arming into background?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I love?

Speaker 11 (03:05):
Yes, I love, and I have been loves over thirty years.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh cool? Wow, But I hear a lion.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
It does sound like a lion, Lawrence.

Speaker 11 (03:15):
Yes, Leo's and Gemini's are compatible.

Speaker 13 (03:18):
Okay, we are.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
You know what we are.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
We're We're just both cray enough where we actually work
out together.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I agree with you. I cannot disagree with you, and thanks.

Speaker 14 (03:27):
For listening to us.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
May go get some get some red meat and feed
that lion. If your partner's are Leo, I get it,
but I didn't know it was Leo the lion, an
actual like lion I mean that's leo as one can get.

Speaker 9 (03:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Paola on the line eight.

Speaker 12 (03:42):
Hello, good morning everyone, Good.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Morning, and hello lady.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
How are you feeling.

Speaker 12 (03:47):
I'm feeling nervous as hell for being so right now
so excited.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Well, we're excited.

Speaker 12 (03:54):
I was a child, Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (03:56):
Well, so you have helped me.

Speaker 12 (03:58):
Being a young gay man. You've been amazing, You're an inspiration.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, you know, I was.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
A young gay man once, many many many.

Speaker 12 (04:06):
Years ago in a different world.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yes, it's different, a whole different, a different century.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Uh So, Paula, what did you learn from our show
that you applied and and actually worked out for you?

Speaker 12 (04:17):
So you guys have played this episode over and over again.
Actually on replay days you talked about like how flirting
can be healthy. I know everyone on the show disagrees
on this, but I used to be a control freaking relationships.
And then I remember hearing that episode how you guys
talked about how, like, you know, flirting can totally be healthy,
and like you are still hot and sexy and you
still have eyes, and you know it's not unreasonable to

(04:40):
see a hot person and be like, hey, babe, that
person's hot, or you know, things like that it's true.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
It's true as long as you're not offending someone or
making them feel like crap.

Speaker 12 (04:49):
Absolutely so flirting with people.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Exactly, You're not like, you know, cramming your hand down
their pants and.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Public things like that, exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
All right, you did really well on your first time
on the radio. We give you a ten. Thanks for
listening to us.

Speaker 12 (05:04):
And I literally called so many times you two, Elvis,
all of you, God bless you.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Look, he learned flirting is healthy. It's nice guy.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Patty on line ten.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I think Patty learned my most favorite thing that we
preach on this show.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Go ahead, Patty.

Speaker 13 (05:20):
Hey, good morning you guys.

Speaker 11 (05:22):
I can't believe I'm on the phone with you.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Well, thanks for being here. It's an honor to have you.

Speaker 11 (05:27):
Oh my god, Elvis, I love you, Danielle, I love you,
Froggy Gandhi all you guys, Bour and else I forgot
you guys are all amazing.

Speaker 15 (05:34):
Elvis.

Speaker 11 (05:34):
I'm a fellow Leo.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Oh so you know you know how it is?

Speaker 11 (05:39):
Yes, sir, And the best advice that I've gotten is
to learn to say.

Speaker 16 (05:45):
No Ah, yes.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
The power the power of the word no is the
most powerful thing and having having the guts to love
yourself enough. It means that you respect yourself if you
can say the word no to people when they ask
things of you that you don't want to say yes to.

Speaker 11 (06:01):
Absolutely absolutely well, so happy to talk to you guys,
and have been listening to forever.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 16 (06:10):
So this is you guys made my week.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Well you made our week.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
If the power of the word no really is truly
the most powerful thing to learn? All right, thank you, Patty,
thank you so much. A lot of text messages coming in.
You've taught me a lot. You taught me that the
skin around your anus is the same as the skin
around your lips.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Oh, yes, I remember. These are important things people.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
It's true your show has taught me.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm not the only person that will only use a
peeler and not a knife.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Okay, okay, listen, people are learning a lot on our show.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
You taught me how to spit on my toilet paper.
Doctor Oz taught us that you can spin on your
toilet paper and it's better for cleansing.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
I still okay, you can just use a touchy.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Oh Soshi makes it so much easier.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
All right.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
We got a lot of calls. I think we can
slow down on those. Let's go talk to Victoria on
line seventeen.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Well, welcome to the show. So what did you learn
from our show that they really meant a lot to you?

Speaker 17 (07:16):
So about few years ago, it was when had he
had to get a pig valve. I'm so sorry, I'm
like so nervous.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Like, okay, Nate had to get a pig valve.

Speaker 17 (07:23):
Yes, And for me, you saidn't said something among the
lines of taking care of your body. You only have
one body. At the time, you know, I was gaining
some weight and I realized, you know, I've to take
better care of myself. I started exercising more, you know,
eating healthier, taken care of myself. But it like led
to me finding out I had a health condition, and so,

(07:44):
you know, encourage me to take care of myself even more.
If it sounds a bit ridiculous, but that advice really
stuck with me. So thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
And you know, Victoria, you don't have to have that
model magazine perfect body. Just take care of the body
you have and do the best you can. And that's good.
It's great advice, and I think I should take that
advice for myself because my body is loving out.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
But anyway, thank you, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's a pleasure talking to you.

Speaker 17 (08:09):
Thank you all so much.

Speaker 18 (08:10):
Have a good day.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Hold on one second. Oh look at this text message.
You taught me you don't have to peel an eggplant?
No you don't, No, no you do. What's that foggy
aery code?

Speaker 9 (08:20):
Three?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
One five?

Speaker 13 (08:20):
You taught me to never let anyone but hold my furniture.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, it's so true.

Speaker 19 (08:27):
You taught you taught me how to heat up pizza
the best way not to put it in the oven,
not the toaster, but to put it in a frying pan,
and you make some lovely crispy pizza that way.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Here you go, I've got a great one line seven.
Hello Ashley, Hi, welcome to the show. How are you
feeling right now?

Speaker 20 (08:45):
Tell me?

Speaker 21 (08:46):
Honestly, I cannot believe I've made it on. I've been
calling many times over Wolston's High School and now I'm
a teacher, so it's been quite a while.

Speaker 15 (08:54):
Now.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
We love you, Ashley for many reasons, but the reason
you are on is what you learn from this show
and you've applied it to your life is really important
for us to hear.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
What is it?

Speaker 21 (09:06):
Honestly, I just love how confident Danielle and god You
are and how they're just relentlessly themselves no matter what.
And I think that's a great message for all women.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Oh my gosh, I'm the sweetest thing. You've just made
our month.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
That's so nice.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
If you're not going to be yourself, I mean, who
are you going to be? Be you? That's it really
is extremely by bye, by example. Danielle and Gandhi have
extremely important stuff there. They're they're showing all of us,
not just women for guys, to everyone. I love it,
all right, Well, Ashley, thank you?

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
She's so sweet?

Speaker 21 (09:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (09:42):
Okay, that just made me really happy.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Thanks you have your confidence, and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I love that. All right. We ended up a great one.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Hey, I'm sharing.

Speaker 9 (09:54):
Hey, what's up? Show?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Black cats are now considered good luck.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
You know, the old days they said if a black
cat crosses your path, change your course.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Now cat owners are thinking that their cats, their black cats,
are good luck. They did a big pole.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think we're letting loose of those old superstitions. Now,
if you saw a ladder, would you walk on?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
No?

Speaker 7 (10:39):
No, no, I still don't do that.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
No.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Yeah, do you step on cracks?

Speaker 6 (10:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (10:44):
Not on perp No. I don't want to break my
grandma's back.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
I know it was your mother's back.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Well, your grandma's so much mom.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
I've always thought black cats were good luck. My mom
had a black cat for the longest time, and it
crossed our path all the time.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Like I'm like, okay, you're stopping all the bad things
in life that have happened to me. Now I know why.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
I think it.

Speaker 19 (11:03):
Should be the hairless cat. If the hairless cat crosses
your path.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
You know there are people who love those hairless cats,
and you are really producer Sam as one of them.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
I want so badly.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
But anyway, so, uh superstitions.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, what are other ones?

Speaker 22 (11:17):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (11:18):
The penny. I will not pick the penny up or
any kind of a coin if it is heads down.
If it's heads up, I'll pick it up. It's heads down,
I do not don't go near me. I don't want
touch it.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Maybe it's in the construction of the penny. But I've
rarely ever seen a heads up, Penny, I saw one
the other day.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
Did you pick it up?

Speaker 18 (11:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:33):
I did.

Speaker 19 (11:34):
I always thought it was bad luck to look at
the clock or to look at any number when it
said nine to one one, And for the last six
plus months it is all I see anywhere, all the time.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
So I've been freaking out about it.

Speaker 19 (11:45):
And then a friend of ours, who does you know,
like mediumship stuff, she said, look up what it means
as an angel number, and it's actually very good luck.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay, so we've been misinformed. Well here's so opening an umbrella.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
In the house now, that is one of the biggest things.
I'm going, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
You know.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
The other thing is that's big. Don't count how many
cars are in a funeral procession if you pass it,
because apparently they say that how many years you have
left in your class.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I've never heard that way.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Yeah, So when I see a funeral pass me by,
I closed my eyes quickly and I'm.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Like, drive off the road.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Drivest Also, you know what the number thirteen?

Speaker 7 (12:21):
No, that's good luck?

Speaker 15 (12:22):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Good luck? But different cultures have different different numbers. In Italy,
the number seventeen is considered unlucky.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Don't Some buildings not have a thirteenth floor, technically doesn't.
But it's still the thirteenth floor.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
It doesn't say thirteen.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Right. One of my floor is not the thirteenth floor.
They named it. They named it something else. Oh so yeah?
Is that just a New York thing? Is it an
everywhere thing? I don't know.

Speaker 13 (12:52):
I've seen that another place other places too.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, well, the fourteenth floor is actually the thirteenth floor.
Let's be real right.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Placing.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh no, I've heard of this one. If you get
a bowl of.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Rice and you're eating Asian food whatever, it never ever
take your chopsticks and put them down in the rice
where they're sticking up.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
That's you're gonna die.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
What.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah, it's reminiscent of food offerings left.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
For the dead.

Speaker 19 (13:16):
Oh I know that is Three stocks of bamboo is
supposed to be bad.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
You get a plant that has three?

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Really?

Speaker 14 (13:22):
Yes?

Speaker 19 (13:22):
I heard that too, Yeah, because I wanted to buy
Andrew one and then we looked it up because they
all have different meanings and it was like, never purchase three.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Also heard never kill a ladybug?

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Oh yeah, why did you do that?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I never put your hat on the bed. That's a
cowboy thing. I learned that from Yellowstone or your shoes.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
I thought your shoes too, they.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Got fecal batter all over them.

Speaker 23 (13:43):
Yes, producer Sam, I learned after I got engaged, I'm
not allowed to hand someone my ring.

Speaker 24 (13:48):
If they want to look at it.

Speaker 23 (13:49):
And put it on, I have to put it on
a table or else it's bad luck to the marriage
for all wedding rings.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Right. You know.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I have some friends who have really really superstitious grandmother's
Italian grandmother's, and they, I mean they put everything.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
They spent, they spit on things.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
And you should hear the stories.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Salt over the shoulders.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh beyond that is the salt over the shoulder.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Look at look it up.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
This means good. Look I thought.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I think if you spill salt, you're throw it over
your shoulder. Okay, I've heard, yes, Gary, speaking of.

Speaker 25 (14:16):
Italian grandmother's, I never heard of this one from this texture.
What never put Italian bread upside down on the table?

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Oh, I've never heard of it.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
Never heard of that.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know, I'm sure there are many, many, many superstitions
in many many different cultures and many many different families.

Speaker 19 (14:31):
Well, with Indian people, we don't ever give money in
zero amounts at the end. So if it's one hundred dollars,
we won't give a hundred. We'll give one hundred and one.

Speaker 13 (14:38):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
We need fifteen more minutes of Elvis Duran in the
Morning show.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Good God, how do we cram all these people in
one room?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
The fifteen minute morning show podcast and extra fifteen minutes
of Elvis. Listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you
get your podcasts Elvis Duran or the Morning show.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Oh there goes oh.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
All right, let's go scary. Do you have any music
for one hit wonder Sure?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh that's the one hit Wonders music. How well do
you know in your music? I hope that Straight and
eight found someone who's worthy of the game. We go
talk to John online nineteen. John's gone from Alabama. How
you doing in Alabama?

Speaker 9 (15:24):
John?

Speaker 4 (15:24):
How you doing?

Speaker 14 (15:26):
I'm great? How are you guys doing?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
You know what I feel your energy? You've got passion
and you know your music, don't you?

Speaker 26 (15:33):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (15:34):
I hope I do.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I know.

Speaker 12 (15:36):
You know.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
We watch game shows on TV and we yell at
people who get the answers wrong, and then you know
you're not in their place.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
When you're doing it, you're like you're.

Speaker 14 (15:45):
On and so it's totally different.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, yeah, all right, John, welcome to the one hit
Wonder game. Let me get Oh god, they're on the
here we go. I gotta tell this right now. All right,
here's how it works. We're gonna play a piece of
a big, huge hit, the only hit by that artist.
If you give me the name of the song, you
get ten dollars. If you give me the name of
the artist, you get ten dollars. You can win twenty
dollars a song, all right, and you're playing against Froggy.

(16:10):
Froggy swears he knows all the answers. So let's see
what happens. All right, John, here is one hit Wonder
song number one. Listen closely, one hit for that artist,
title artist one or both. What do you have?

Speaker 14 (16:30):
That is Jenny? And I do not know the artist,
but I know that the song is called Jenny.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
It is you're correct name. You got ten dollars, big money.

Speaker 13 (16:39):
Can I still the artist?

Speaker 14 (16:40):
Something Killer? Isn't it? Is it? Something killers? The something Killers?

Speaker 5 (16:47):
It's not Froggy?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Who is it?

Speaker 13 (16:49):
Who is Tommy? Two tone?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
That's correct, big money, I mean no money, but you
get ten dollars.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
You get you have ten dollars?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
All right? One hit wonder Tommy two tone never heard
from Tonny two tone again? All right, here we go,
Here we go, John, listen closely here song number.

Speaker 9 (17:04):
Two enough.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Title or artist or both? Ten or twenty dollars go.

Speaker 14 (17:16):
That is the Macrena and that is by Tiger.

Speaker 9 (17:19):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Okay, that is Makarena. But it is by Los del Rio.

Speaker 13 (17:25):
I wanted to steal it.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
No money, no money, but you get ten dollars. Okay, Tiger? Interesting,
but you know what so far, you're doing really well.
Let's see what happens here, John, One hit wonder go
I'm small.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
All right, John, title or artist or both?

Speaker 15 (17:49):
That is Dexi's Midnight Runners.

Speaker 14 (17:51):
Come on, you got yeah, you got twenty nine a
big money, big money.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
That's awesome. Yeah, Dexi's mid Night Runners.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
What app That's so.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Crazy because that song was so huge. You would have
thought they would have had another big one or something,
but they didn't.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
You would think, all right, here we go another.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
These are old too, man. You're doing really we all right?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Next one hit wonder song go all right, John's title
or artist or both big money.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Let's go.

Speaker 14 (18:28):
Oh my goodness. I don't know if I've ever heard
that song. Wow, I don't recognize that at all.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Okay, it was it was a pretty big hit for them.
Never heard of him again, Roggy, Okay, no.

Speaker 13 (18:41):
Money is non past the Duchy by musical youth played
against the Duchy.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Maybe it was not a big hit in Alabama. That's okay,
that's okay.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I never liked it anyway. I'm glad you didn't get it,
all right, John, Let's move on to another. This is
another song, a one hit wonder listen closet start Jackets
talk about a one hit wonder artist who was not
not a pleasure to work with.

Speaker 13 (19:28):
Do you remember that.

Speaker 14 (19:28):
Song, John, Yeah, that's style. That's okay.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Hold on, See we did concerts with him and we
found out he was rude. But you you've heard Cy
wasn't not a nice guy as well.

Speaker 14 (19:43):
I watched The Smoking Gun Presents and Lonnie Love on there.
She met him once and said that he was the
biggest jerk she'd ever encountered.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
There you go, whoa John?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
You are?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Up to date?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
We love it.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
Backstage in our concert. He was a jerk.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, we're doing, We're doing, We're doing. I know we're
doing why one hundred jingle Ball in Miami and he
walked in with his crew and he just owned the place.
I'm like, really, honey, we have your dressing room. It's
the broom closet right over here. All right, John, let's
keep moving. One hit Wonders one or both, title or artist.

(20:18):
You can win big money.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
All right, John, what do you got?

Speaker 14 (20:32):
Is that just a friend?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
It is? And you know the name of the artist?

Speaker 14 (20:37):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (20:41):
My god? We got to back the truck up to
the bank.

Speaker 27 (20:45):
Man.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
You're loaded up.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
You're loaded up, John, You're doing really, really well.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
We're proud of you.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
All right, keep going your next one hit wonder Never
heard from them again after this song.

Speaker 9 (20:54):
Baby got back? Wow, Baby, all right, I.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Think you've heard enough, John, A title or artist or both?
What do you have?

Speaker 14 (21:09):
Got back?

Speaker 9 (21:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I'll never get We were doing this big music slash
radio convention party. It was in Malibu on the beach, huge,
huge cookout, and that's when that song was huge. So
the record company that had Bismarck, that had Sir mix
a lot, they actually floated this big, huge inflatable ass
in off the ocean.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
You looked, wait in the distance, you saw this big
ass like floating and it flow. It floated up to
the beach.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
You know. He also did the.

Speaker 13 (21:41):
Uh when we inaugurated our ship Bliss. He was one
of the performing artists that was on Bliss with us.
He was actually a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, good, we hear nice guys. They have those two sir,
mix a lot, baby got back. All right, we have
a couple more for more, big money for John.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Next song one hit Wonders, big huge TV show theme song.
Never heard from them again? Title or artist or both?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
What do you have? John?

Speaker 14 (22:13):
That's I'll be there for you?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
You got a b.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
You think they made off that one song?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
I don't know. It depends on who wrote it, you know. Okay,
all right? Another one hit wonder for our friend John, John,
listen closely.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Who is this?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
What song is this? All right?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
John? What do you have?

Speaker 14 (22:41):
That's Meridius books. I'm a bitch, I'm a lover.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Wow, you're doing really well. The big money is flowing.
We're gonna have to sell something to pay you off.
I got one more for you, John, Let's see if
you can get big money.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
If you get this one, I will double up Buttercuty
twenty dollars for the song title and twenty dollars for
the artist, go.

Speaker 28 (23:12):
Big hit.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Never really had a hit after that, sad. She was
really nice, all right? Title an artist or either? Which one?

Speaker 14 (23:24):
Uh? The song is called Torn, and I want to
say that it's by Didough, but I don't think that's right.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
That is not correct.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Froggy for the wind Natalie and yeah, but it doesn't matter,
Natalie Brillia. You got Torn, big money.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
You got it.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Good for you. Forty six.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Let me add up your money.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Twenty thirty forty fifty sixty, seventy eighty ninety, one hundred
ten twenty thirty, forty fifty sixty. You got one hundred
and sixty dollars.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
So you did it, John, And you know what, not
only that you're a nice guy. I'm so glad we
met you today.

Speaker 14 (23:59):
I just want to say I was your guys' first
caller of the day on Marty Graul last year, and
it's just a pleasure to talk to you guys again. Gandhi,
you weren't in the last time I talked to you guys,
and I just wanted to say I love all of
you so very very much, Thank you so much.

Speaker 29 (24:12):
Oh John, You're the music scary for they can't everybody
be nice like John?

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Here?

Speaker 9 (24:19):
You there? You go?

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Why can't jumble one but like John exactly?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Sigh?

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Can't be more like John? John.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's a pleasure meeting you, and it's a pleasure knowing
that you're listening to our show. Hold on one second, okay,
one sixty on the way, I'll Venmo that money to
Scotty Bee and then he'll send it to I will
figure it out.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
He was excellent.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
He was so impressed me too.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Waking up in the morning, Elvis Duran in the morning show.
In the morning show.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Hey, Jen, how are you great?

Speaker 30 (25:01):
How are you Elvis?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Doing well?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Doing well?

Speaker 5 (25:03):
No, look, you know it hasn't happened to anyone here
in the room.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
But I don't see why it's considered that unusual to
actually call the police and have a family member thrown
in jail. And so this happened to you, right, yes, okay,
so what happened your ex boyfriend?

Speaker 31 (25:20):
Yes, my ex boyfriend had stolen my debit card and
I take sixty bucks off at the ACM because he
did have he did have the pin number, but he
didn't have my permission to take it. And I didn't
know about this. I found out by trying to buy
something and uh and I so I asked him if
he did it, and he lied to me and told

(25:41):
me no. I kept tell him, you know, And so
I filed a report and they ended up finding him
on the camera at the ATM. So that's how I
guess the bab We go over.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
Yeah, we forget there's camera.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Now, there's cameras there.

Speaker 27 (25:54):
Now.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Wait, so okay, so was he still your boyfriend when
he stole it?

Speaker 15 (25:59):
Yes?

Speaker 32 (25:59):
He was?

Speaker 9 (26:00):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Now, okay, I know.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
This may sound kind of like a stupid question, but
were you just looking for an excuse to get rid
of him? I mean, was it already was it already
falling off the cliff anyway? Or like, oh God, thank goodness,
we pend him on the ATMs the theft.

Speaker 31 (26:17):
You know, I wish I would have been smart and
left him then, but no, I stayed with him for
another five years. But now I'm no longer with him, and.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Stay with him. He stayed with him five years more
after he stole the money because.

Speaker 16 (26:32):
I had with him.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Okay, well wait now how long was he did? He
go away for five years? Okay, so we had a
relationship until he got out of prison. Then you were like,
you let him go. At least when A always say,
I always say, when when your boyfriend's in prison, at
least you know where he.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Is every night?

Speaker 6 (26:52):
You know every night. But you know where he is?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, you don't know. They renamed him Sally. All right,
and well, thank you for listening to us. Have a
beautiful day to day.

Speaker 31 (27:02):
Okay, all I think take Can I get a T shirt?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I don't know have any I can steal?

Speaker 22 (27:07):
You?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
One?

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Hold on, let's go talk to Matt.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Hey, Matt, Hey, how you doing? We're doing?

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Okay, let me just see if I get this trade.

Speaker 28 (27:14):
Matt.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
First of all, a pleasure having you here. Matt's mom
stole sixty thousand dollars in Matt's wife's name, and now
you have to send her to jail.

Speaker 9 (27:26):
Wow.

Speaker 15 (27:27):
Man.

Speaker 28 (27:27):
Twenty fifteen, I had broke in my back and my
wife became my nurse souse. She was my mom's nurse
at the time, so she had to quit being my
mom's nurse, and she kept getting me checks on my
wife's name up until twenty eighteen when I finally had
the surgery and I went on disability and we found
out through the disability to people, I couldn't get disability
because my wife had an income that we never knew about.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Oh, and your mom was taking it.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
Yeah, can you have your mom?

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 28 (27:54):
I was a mama's boy growing up.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Well gosh, so so she's in jail now.

Speaker 28 (28:01):
Not yet. We're in the process of it going through
court and everything right now. But that's gonna feel some time.
And I feel terrible.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
H you must feel terrible. I mean, but have you
considered dropping the charges or is that out of your hands?

Speaker 28 (28:14):
It's out of my hands. It's more it's in the
state's hands now because it was so much. If it
wasn't as much, I wouldn't care because I have to
pay taxes on it and everything.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Oh man, I'm so sorry, because that's the thing. If
you have to turn in someone who's in your family,
especially your mom. Oh God, that has to that really
has to grete on you. I'm sorry about that, Matt,
But so how long does mom have to go away
for it?

Speaker 28 (28:35):
Do we know yet she's looking in like ten fifteen years.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Wow? Is mom talking to her? Are you talking to mom?

Speaker 28 (28:43):
She's trying to talk to me. I have a hard
time talking to her because I can't be around her
because I just get angry everything.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Oh I'm sorry. Man.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
All right, listen, thanks for colling. But you know what, Look,
don't steal sixty thousand dollars from your son. There is that,
all right, Matt, listen, have a great day to day
in best over getting through this.

Speaker 28 (28:58):
Okay, Thanks for having me. It was a great talking.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
It's a great talking to you too.

Speaker 28 (29:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I mean, look we laugh, like I always send that
to jail. I know, but it's your you said mom
to jail and like it's just sad. It's really tough.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Now who on the show would you send to jail?

Speaker 12 (29:12):
And why?

Speaker 6 (29:13):
Oh well we know Nate murdered someone.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
So he's the first time.

Speaker 13 (29:17):
That was my first time.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
You're going in there. Didn't murder anybody?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
All right? All right?

Speaker 19 (29:20):
I think I go was scary. I don't know why
what did I do? I just want to see who
you end up hanging out with this we.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Must send you.

Speaker 13 (29:27):
I don't think scary would do well and no no.

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Speaker 1 (30:01):
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Speaker 2 (30:09):
What are you driving that's about to fall apart? You
know our friend Scotty b here, the eater of the
Big Banana. He says every time, every morning he gets
into his jeloppie and he prays it starts, and then
he praised the wheels don't fall off on the l
I e on that right, and he prays that it's
gonna start again after he turns off the ignition.

Speaker 33 (30:29):
I just know one morning I'm gonna call Nate and
be like, dude, I can't make it in because the
wheel fell off.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
My question is how many people are driving this that
kind of nightmare every single day, Like, at the very least,
maybe the check engine LIGHTE is on every day?

Speaker 4 (30:45):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Exactly?

Speaker 33 (30:46):
What do you It's a two thousand and five Chevy Tahoe.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Okay, with lots and lots of miles on it, I
guess because you're.

Speaker 33 (30:53):
Coming in and out of Long Island and yeah, over
one hundred and fifty thousand miles.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
It's older than my kids.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Okay, So he's just waiting. He's waiting for that day
where it just dies. It's gonna die, you know that.
It's it's on its last leg. So people started calling
and texting. So many people are right now as we speak,
probably right next to you in traffic. They're driving something
that's that shouldn't even be street legal. Maybe it just

(31:20):
barely started today. You should see all these things people
are sending your texts. Have you seen some of these.

Speaker 19 (31:26):
I used to be one of these people, but yeah,
I've seen some of the stuff that's going on, and
it makes me nervous to even be on the road
with anybody.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Now, I'm like, oh, you're tireds about to fall off.

Speaker 13 (31:34):
Oh well, sobody texted in their car has no sway
bar and we're like, what's that. That's the that's basically
what keeps your car from swinging and then flipping over.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Wait, what is I never even heard of that?

Speaker 6 (31:44):
What is a bar?

Speaker 13 (31:45):
He just told you that's in the car, But it's
under the suspension and it keeps the car going straight
instead of starting and flipping over.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Maybe that's why you've had so many wrecks. You should
buy a car with a sway bar.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
I guess I forgot to do that my next.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I didn't know this swave bar was an option. Anyway,
here's it take. Someone tried to steal my cars. They
bashed the window out. Now it's the garbage bag and
a walla duct tape and the steering wheel column is gone.
How can you drive a car without a steering wheel?
Call them?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
That doesn't make sense to me.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I can't turn my head because my neck fell off.
I have a two thousand and eight Ultima. We put
transmission fluid every week, and every week the car acts
like it will stall out when idling and intersections when
we slow down and two tires are about to blow.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
That's the day they're facing.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Someone else in a texted earlier, saying they had to
put a new.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Anti freeze in every single day, every day.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
What is the cost on that?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
It's more than gas per gallon?

Speaker 9 (32:42):
Right, I don't I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
God? Yeah, Line twenty is Laura. Let's see if she's
still there. She named her Okay, Hey Laura, how are
you Hi?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Good?

Speaker 20 (32:56):
How are you guys doing well?

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Why did you name your car Karen?

Speaker 18 (33:01):
Because she always freaking needs something from my life. She's
always demanding something, Karen.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
The demanding Karen, your car is asking to speak to
the manager. Hey, so you took Karen to the shop
yesterday because you heard a weird noise.

Speaker 18 (33:17):
Right, yeah, So the weird noise was something that came loose,
and the guy at the shop was actually like, but
that's the sound that concerned you. I said, yeah, why
is there another sound? And he said, yeah, you have
a lot wrong with your car. So he put it
up on the lift and showed me that my exhaust
is literally falling off.

Speaker 27 (33:38):
It's really bad.

Speaker 18 (33:38):
But I'm the one with the sway bar that's missing.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
No, Froggy says that without a sway bar, you're probably
gonna just fall off a bridge at some point.

Speaker 16 (33:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (33:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (33:51):
So I asked him, I said, is that really dangerous
for me to be driving without the swaybar?

Speaker 27 (33:56):
And he was like, well, apparently.

Speaker 18 (33:57):
You have been for a while.

Speaker 27 (34:05):
We're gonna get.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
We're gonna get that thing.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Okay, is there anything on the car that does work?
I mean, like like winchle wipers and and like you
the wiper fluid thing.

Speaker 18 (34:17):
So well, the fluid thing is a little broken. So
when I spray my Winchel wiper fluid, it just goes
right over the hood of the Cary.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
So now, how much longer do you think? How much
longer do you think she has in her I mean,
I mean, at what point do you do you give up?

Speaker 18 (34:37):
He gave me a week to get it all things.
He said, if you don't come back within a week,
then you're you're going to be in.

Speaker 11 (34:43):
Trouble when you're on the road.

Speaker 17 (34:44):
So you need to make sure that you get this
fixed quickly.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Please do us a favorite, and.

Speaker 18 (34:48):
We're going to get this fixed within the next couple day.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Okay, Laura, do us a favorite. When it's fixed, will
you call us and let us know you're okay?

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Please?

Speaker 21 (34:57):
Well, it's so good to talk to you, guys.

Speaker 17 (34:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
It's to talk to you. But we're worried. We're very
very concerned. A right, okay, thank you, thank you, Laura,
I have a safe day. Ask a friend to give
you a ride. A line twenty one is Bonnie? Now,
Bonnie like the rest of us, you know, you look
down and that that check engine light is on. It's like, okay,
I'll get to it. Right this happened to YouTube forever. Yep, Yeah,

(35:20):
so tell us what happened. Take us back to the
first moment you saw the check engine light on, and
then what happened?

Speaker 20 (35:26):
My check engine light is on?

Speaker 17 (35:29):
So I just kind of looked the other way for
a while.

Speaker 18 (35:32):
Then I turned my car on one day and apparently
my car fixed itself.

Speaker 17 (35:36):
The check engine light is offt.

Speaker 13 (35:40):
Burned out.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
She has an amazing car.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Well that's a miracle. That's a good old fashioned miracle
right there. Well, so you're just so you never knew
why the check engine light was on at all.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Nope, I'm still driving it now.

Speaker 20 (35:55):
My amazing car fixed itself.

Speaker 32 (35:57):
Oh, check every time.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
It's still on here.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
If my check engine line went off, I would assume, okay,
some fluid.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Found out where it needed to go and it found
its way.

Speaker 15 (36:08):
That's what I agree.

Speaker 13 (36:10):
All cars don't fix themselves. What happens is probably the
bull burned out.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
That was like them all right, you have the censor
fried all right, well, good right with that, Bonnie, let
us know what it comes back on, because it may
come on today.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Maybe you'd never know.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Oh, dear God, thank you guys, I.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Love you all, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Bonnie.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
On line twenty four is Alyssa my favorite? Hey, Alyssa,
how are you good? My favorite things? I heard Nate
pick up your call while the song was playing, and
I go and he goes, hey, so tell me about
your Chevy and Paula.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
And I knew we were going to talk to you.
What is going on with your Chevy and Paula?

Speaker 15 (36:47):
Okay?

Speaker 32 (36:47):
So it's the two thousand and eight Chevy and Paula
and it has like things in my home now.

Speaker 27 (36:54):
My husband bought it just before reading each other.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
It's like back at eight was like twenty thousand miles
on it.

Speaker 32 (37:01):
So he has driven all of those miles.

Speaker 34 (37:04):
And the very first few years he lived in.

Speaker 32 (37:07):
Florida, so the body is in really good shape because
he never had to deal with the salt for like
the first five or six years of its life.

Speaker 15 (37:13):
Oh the thing he moved up to Illinois.

Speaker 18 (37:15):
But so now, when you about forty miles an hour,
starts a shake and then shit away.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Hold on, let me, I'm writing this down.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I'm riding this sid It starts shaking at forty miles
per hour.

Speaker 35 (37:27):
Oh okay, you got about like fifty or fifty five.
It starts the back out.

Speaker 32 (37:32):
And then you don't want to go over sixty five
miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
That's okay, Okay, let me get this straight in case
I have to borrow your Chevy and Paula, Alissa, it's
gonna start shaking right around forty, but it levels out
right around fifty five. So between forty and fifty five
that's like a sweet spot of just vibration. And so
fifty five is as probably as fast as you want
me to drive your I.

Speaker 13 (37:54):
Paula, right, sixty five is about the limit.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Okay, sweet spot between fifty five and sixty, So right
in there's okay, no shaky. Now are you planning on
getting rid of your Chevy and Paula with over three
hundred thousand miles anytime?

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Okay, keep rolling.

Speaker 15 (38:12):
It's funny because.

Speaker 32 (38:13):
Even like the ignition, my husband can get.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
In the car and start it right away.

Speaker 32 (38:19):
I have to sit there and like shake the key
and try to like wiggle it because I think it
kind of sunk at some point, like within the ignition, you.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Have to sit there and wiggle it and wiggle it.

Speaker 31 (38:27):
I do it, and I do it, and when I
do it, I know.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
But you know what, we gotta we gotta give her
some credit. She still gets you where you need to go,
and she still starts. If you just give her a
little wiggle, you know, best of luck. Just be safe
on the roads, okay, promise. Oh all right, thanks for
listening to us. A Line twenty two is Ali. She
has a two thousand and seven Honda Odyssey with one
hundred and seventy three thousand miles on it. Ali, how's

(38:50):
she rolling?

Speaker 9 (38:52):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (38:52):
You know?

Speaker 32 (38:52):
I mean it gets you point A to point B.
So can't come clain too much?

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Right, Like, what's the problem?

Speaker 32 (38:59):
Well, so you know, one time I was driving on
the highway and the automatic flighting door it just kind
of flew open and no real reason. I don't really
know what happened there. Of course, my son was in
the car in his car seat.

Speaker 27 (39:11):
He's like, mo, the door open.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
I'm like, oh, oh, oh my god.

Speaker 32 (39:16):
So yeah, that was that was not great. And then actually,
my favorite thing though, is so I got in twenty
seven and twenty seventeen this little alert popped up on
my GPS that said, I'm ten years old, it's time
to buy a new car, and I should have listened.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Oh my god, Yeah, I'm read of that.

Speaker 32 (39:35):
I'm trying to find the photo to send to you guys,
because I have it, and I because I saw it,
and I was in total disbelief.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I would love to see that your car is actually
saying just just kill me, just.

Speaker 29 (39:45):
Kill me, put me out of my visitors.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Oh my god. All right, Well, best of luck for that, allie.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
When your car is begging for mercy, you know you
got a problem. Yeah, anyway, there you go, the two
thousand and seven Honda Odyssey. The door just flew open
on the highway and her son in the car seat
almost perished.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
All right, Well, thanks for listening to us. Ali, you
have a great day. Okay, what's up?

Speaker 13 (40:10):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (40:10):
I'm Sam Smith.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
With Elvis Duran on the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Darren, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 26 (40:28):
Karen wants to play a phone tap on her guy, Kevin. Now,
the couple have been on the fenceive veal having a
pool put in their yard over the past few years.
Karen for it, Kevin against the idea. So what do
I do?

Speaker 8 (40:39):
I call up Kevin as a guy digging a hole
in his backyard.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
That's not good.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Let's see what happened.

Speaker 20 (40:45):
Oh, hi is this Kevin?

Speaker 23 (40:48):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (40:48):
It is.

Speaker 13 (40:48):
How can I help you?

Speaker 20 (40:49):
Yeah, I'm I'm the pool guy.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
I was.

Speaker 26 (40:51):
I was hired the other day to come over and
start digging for an in ground pool for a backyard.

Speaker 20 (40:56):
And I'm guessing at your backyard. No, no, no, no, yes, yes,
that's no.

Speaker 31 (41:03):
You've always got the wrong information.

Speaker 32 (41:05):
Uh no, Maybe she was inquiring about it, but no,
there's no, there's no digging.

Speaker 26 (41:09):
No, she said, she said, brand new house. She wanted
to start off get an inground pool going.

Speaker 20 (41:13):
It's nice. I got the back home in the backyard,
ready to go, and my guys.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Okay, no, no, take take it out of the backyard.
Don't don't do any digging, all right.

Speaker 20 (41:19):
You want me to stop?

Speaker 26 (41:21):
Yes, well, sir, I don't know if you know that
we've been we've been working now for almost an hour
and a half, so we've.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
No put everything back.

Speaker 14 (41:29):
Tell you about to stop, all.

Speaker 20 (41:30):
Right, all right, stop it, stop it. We're getting out
of here. We're getting out of here.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Okay, just just can you put anything back the way?

Speaker 25 (41:36):
It was wet in the.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Hole, sir.

Speaker 20 (41:38):
Once we stop, we stopped like.

Speaker 14 (41:40):
You found it.

Speaker 13 (41:41):
Don't sit there a big hole in my yard.

Speaker 20 (41:44):
It looks like the lady of the house is home
right now.

Speaker 14 (41:46):
Okay, wait, don't okay, go to the phone.

Speaker 20 (41:48):
All right, hold on, excuse me. Hey, hey, ma'am, ma'am
the phones for you. I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 14 (41:53):
It is my husband.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
What you're doing?

Speaker 15 (41:57):
Oh, he's just quiet talk last week?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
No, well, and I decided that it was it was
something that.

Speaker 15 (42:02):
We should do. It'll increase your decide.

Speaker 22 (42:05):
What do you decide this?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
This is not something you decide.

Speaker 15 (42:08):
We talked about it.

Speaker 13 (42:09):
It will increase the property value.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
It'll be beautiful.

Speaker 31 (42:12):
Why did you see how tinse you were? I want
do you want to why?

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Because you like this? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 26 (42:22):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (42:22):
No, excuse me, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Are you okay?

Speaker 20 (42:26):
That's what happened, mam ma'am.

Speaker 26 (42:28):
Do you know that you have a septic tank in
your backyard?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
We have a septic tank in the backyard.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Allay, do you take all the I thought it was
in the front yard.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
You had no idea.

Speaker 15 (42:41):
You didn't check with me with these things.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Oh, come on the phone.

Speaker 26 (42:46):
Sorry, but I had no idea. Hello, I'm sorry, sir. Hello,
we we have a problem. We're getting the back o
out of the backyard and Jose hit the septic tank
and I didn't even know there was a septic take there.

Speaker 20 (43:00):
It smells really bad back here in the yard.

Speaker 9 (43:02):
Uh.

Speaker 15 (43:03):
Don't you people check before you start digging?

Speaker 8 (43:06):
Basic one.

Speaker 20 (43:07):
We're done, diggy. We were just trying to get it
out of the hole. All again. We're sorry, you know, no,
you're sorry. Good Sorry.

Speaker 15 (43:16):
Lawyer marches up your wrap and sue you for this.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Good luck.

Speaker 26 (43:19):
You know if there's anything we could do to help
you fix it. We know a few guys for the
right price that could come all, isn't it. We're gonna
get out of here, okay, sir, thank you for your time.
Sorry you didn't want to don't We're gonna We're gonna
get out of here, your husband said, we can.

Speaker 32 (43:36):
Okay, all right, thanks, no, no, no, I'm.

Speaker 14 (43:38):
Leaving work right now.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
I'm driving home. I'm calling the cops.

Speaker 16 (43:41):
All right.

Speaker 15 (43:41):
You don't let them leave the cops from the way.

Speaker 9 (43:44):
I'm on the way to fix again like every camp now.

Speaker 25 (43:47):
Like I had to come in.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
You know what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
I handle everything.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I don't have mistake.

Speaker 20 (43:53):
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin on my way? No, Kevin. Uh, my
name is Garrett from elvister in the Morning Show.

Speaker 26 (43:59):
And you just got phone tap by your wife.

Speaker 15 (44:03):
My wife phone tapping.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Guys, it's a joke. That's funny, funny. It should happen
to you.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
J Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 25 (44:14):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
So you know, every once in a while we tell
you our own Scotty Bee here is he's from another planet?

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Right?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yes, we know that he says things does things that
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Normal people don't do.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
What right, You're You're just kind of weird, I am sometimes.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
So here's the latest one.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
We have a busted coffee machine here coffee, Yeah, we
have we have a good one. We have the Delongi,
which is fantastic, and we have the other one that
it's you know, the one supplied by iHeart.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
It's the you know, every station has one.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
And you put the envelope in and push the button
and then the envelope produces coffee. But Scotty Bee refuses
to use it because he's convinced that in the middle
of the night men walk in and put their wieners
in it.

Speaker 33 (45:03):
I think people, I think people around here do stuff
to the machinery and I don't want to drink coffee.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Out of it.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
Where are they putting the wiener.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
In a coffee hole? In the coffee holes?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I don't know coffee that yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
I just think that people do it.

Speaker 19 (45:18):
This says a lot about Scotty, to be honest, because
he would because yeah, yeah, I think if he's suspecting
that other people do this. At some point Scotty has
stuck his wiener into a coffee machine.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
No, it's exactly right.

Speaker 13 (45:30):
If you think that people are doing it, it means
you've done it or you've thought about doing it.

Speaker 25 (45:34):
It makes me think you've reached havoc on the radio
station on those long, lonely overnights you used to work here.

Speaker 33 (45:39):
No, I would never do damage to something, to hurt somebody.
I just I feel like there are people that are.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Up to no good.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
And I am in the studio today, so I'm sitting
right across the glass from Scotty. Look in the eye
and tell me you've never put your wiener in a
coffee machine. I've never put my wiener in a coffee machine.

Speaker 33 (45:52):
Other things, yes, but not a coffee other than a human.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
Where else have you put your wiener?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Not in this office? My god?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Listen to another changing the subject. I have a feeling
this is a slippery slope to hell. Nate, Senior executive producer,
Why do you let this this is kind of conversation happened.

Speaker 8 (46:15):
I have no control over Scotty's idiosyncrasies.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
He's crazy, like what happened to he was a child? Scotty.
That makes you act like this? Now, did someone hurt.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
He was just bored.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
I guess okay, yeah, all right, well I still have
to know where.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Find out during the song?

Speaker 8 (46:30):
Yes, straight, now, I have heard when you go to
a hotel room and Scotty, you might know about this.
You're's supposed to use the coffee machine there because if
there's sex parties or orgies, they heat up their lube
in the coffee machine.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
What, yes, I've heard that.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Oh, speaking of sex parties, did you hear what happened
up in Queens?

Speaker 27 (46:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, the New York Sheriffs broke up an underground swingers
sex club in Queens. It's a private, upscale premise swingers club.
They call it Caligula. And so when the sheriff deputies arrived,
they found three couples having sex in a small room,
while others were gathered across the venue unlawfully drinking alcohol

(47:09):
and socializing and dancing to a DJ. The one woman,
Jennifer Hayes forty seven. I like how the paper does that.
They tell you the name of the purp and then
how old she is. Jennifer hays forty seven, was the
only attendee who was fined and given a summons for
his orderly conduct.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
I wonder what she did.

Speaker 25 (47:27):
Well, she mouthed off to the authorities, but they found
a big box of condoms.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
You know.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Once again, I have been raised in the most sheltered
of lives.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
I've never been to a sex club. I actually wouldn't know.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
Yesterday we all went to one, remember.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Yeah, but that's more of a fetish club, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
That was insane with the stuff that was going on
around us. I'm like, what the hell was going on here?

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:54):
And there was finger food and be boy.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Eating Yeah Scotti, b you wouldn't last minute, there no
fingeringer food.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
You go over there and finger Larry and then you
go eat the finger food.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Yeah again, Nate, how do you let this happen on
this show? You should bring her in and have a
conversation with her.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Need to put Daniel on report for talking like that.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
Guy's a question that since we're talking about it, like
who starts these sex clubs?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
And how do you get other people? How do you
invite them? I don't know, Scary says he gets an
invite from someone.

Speaker 25 (48:36):
Get these emails every week for the last ten years
to say hey, you should come to this sex party,
and I don't know if it's real or not.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Something tells me it's some crazy link that's gonna take.

Speaker 25 (48:46):
Me to some bitcoin site where I'm gonna all of
a sudden lose my credical.

Speaker 6 (48:49):
I would be careful, but I don't know.

Speaker 25 (48:51):
But no, I think these are legit parties that go on,
and they're going on.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
We live in a world where this is happening, but
they're not inviting my fantast the sex party.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Email it's gonna get your kidney stolen somewhere.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Great.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Remember when we went to the sex club, there were
rules like you couldn't wear open toad shoes because people
walk around. Yeah, people like people's feet.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Yeah, people look your feet.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Yeah, telling them it's okay.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
What was the name of that club. It was called
the Fault, right, isn't that?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
The place had the chain link fence and you'd climb
up one side, then you could climb up the other
side and face the person and then away.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Remember remember the guy that had his hands behind his
back and then his feet were whatever, and then he
had that thing in his mouth and she was like
with the whips.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Like, I don't know if I could find it.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I don't think I would enjoy that.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Am I missing something?

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Of course?

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Is it still there? I don't think so, right.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
No, the meat packing district of New York City used
to be very seedy, very very you know. You wouldn't
go there at night except to go to uhl No,
the Vault or that that French restaurant everyone would go to.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Yeah, that was that was the other club.

Speaker 33 (50:12):
Is that the place where you made me go on
the floor and eat out of a dog ball?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah? And I had to say these I had to
say these words, lick my boot, you worm.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
Yeah, made me lick chocolate out of a stiletto. And
that's in that place.

Speaker 12 (50:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 33 (50:28):
And that was on the news. To remember, the news
was there that day doing a piece, and I was
on the news that night.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
It was fantastic on your hand eating dinner out of
a metal bowl. I know, I just don't you know.
Maybe I'm a simple guy. None of this turns me on.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
I'm not feeling to think about it.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
I'm not filling a roused by any of this conversation.
How about you, Nate getting turned on?

Speaker 8 (50:50):
You know, I think it'd be interesting to go to
with sex club. I'm actually a little bit jealous that
you guys went to one. I mean, even though it
wasn't true sex club. I just want to be invited,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
You know this goes back to like when we first
met Nate. He always says, you know what I want
to do. I want to get into a bar fight.

Speaker 8 (51:06):
I'm like, why, well, because I want to know if
I can handle myself. You see it on TV all
the time, Guys get into fights and you know, coming
away with a black eye, and then they're like, yeah,
I wanted to do that.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Why would you when it's so negative?

Speaker 6 (51:19):
It's a negative and you'll wind with a stroke again.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
To break a beer bottle over your head, that would
be awesome, awesome.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
No, I don't want to break it over their head.
I want to bust it on the bar and say, hey,
come and get me.

Speaker 9 (51:32):
You know.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
A weapon?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah, you know what you know.

Speaker 8 (51:37):
I just want to know if I can handle myself.
I'm sure there's other people like me. And didn't you
also say that you wanted to ride a horse because it.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Looks so easy. It's not.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
I'm telling you right now, you go.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Have you ridden a horse? I did well?

Speaker 8 (51:55):
No, I would say so on a horse drawn carriage,
and then my eyes swelled hut, because I'm allergic.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Okay, you're allergic to horses.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
Nate, You're gonna get on and his eye is gonna
smell shut and he's not gonna.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
I'll take a bed.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
And you might think, you really think, seriously, you think
the only thing you need to know to ride a
horse is and they go, whoa boy, just like that.
It doesn't It doesn't work that way.

Speaker 8 (52:17):
I know there's two type.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Yeah, I could.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
I bet you I'd be good because I would ride
Western because that's where you use one hand right, and
then if you write English, use I ride side saddle.

Speaker 6 (52:28):
Yeah's good fare back is that's not a horse.

Speaker 25 (52:33):
I'm just picturing Nate in the old wild West, where
he the swings open the two tavern doors and then
just call.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
The saloon the saloon and the record rips off the thing.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
They don't.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Body stares at him. They didn't have records. They had
a guy playing a player piano, right, and everybody stares at.

Speaker 25 (52:50):
Him and they go, you're not wanting around these parts,
And then Nate just gets into this crazy brawl.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
In the bar. I would love that.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Oh, I would love that.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I absolutely love this crazy.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Okay, where were we?

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Okay, we started out talking about how Scotty b Yeah.
He by the way, if he comes to your house,
he will not drink a cup of coffee. No, why
would you drink?

Speaker 33 (53:10):
Maybe if it's in a disposable cup, I will. I
don't want to use your mugs, your your lips are
been on there.

Speaker 13 (53:17):
What do you do when you go out to eat
and you use silverware that's been in other people's mouth?

Speaker 33 (53:20):
I feel like they sterilize it in those things, and
muse they wipe it with a rag.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
I've worked at a restaurant. It's not as clean as
you think.

Speaker 33 (53:29):
Okay, what I don't know, I guess doesn't hurt me.
But in someone's house there's lipstick on the I can't.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
But our houses are safer than you go into a
public place like a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
Way less mouths have touched that cup.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
All right, So he's strange.

Speaker 33 (53:41):
Well, I'm sorry, I'm maing fights in my head about this.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
I feel like I'm the only normal one on the show.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Oh oh yeah, I think I'm the only normal person.

Speaker 25 (53:52):
Someone just texted, and you guys are hilarious today. I
totally forgot that I wasn't listening to the podcast.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
This is a great Monday morning.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
Oh no, something, Maybe we can just use this segment
for the podcast today.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
I like that idea, I.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Will tell you.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
While the song was playing a second ago, I looked
at everyone in the zoom room and I said, let's
be honest, we're just phoning this in that we're not
even We're not even putting any effort into this show today.

Speaker 9 (54:13):
None.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
No, I think this last break has been very interesting. Yeah,
it's no effort. I mean there was this. You know,
we're not inventing something. We're not curing any diseases here,
We're just talking about nuts.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Someone just said, I don't know, Danielle was such a freak.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
What She's a total freak?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
All right, Brooklyn Boys, Serial Killers, The fifteen Minute Morning Show.
Discover all of our podcasts on the iHeartRadio app or
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Speaker 2 (54:51):
In the Morning Show, No, wait a minute, you're going
to a two part wedding. So they're having a a
wedding a now and a wedding b later in the year.

Speaker 25 (55:03):
Yeah, Elvis, this is a growing trend. I noticed this
is now the third wedding I've been invited to where
there's part one is happening now. It's just a wedding.
It's a kind of wedding junior. And then the big
celebration is going to be next year when when.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
They can do it. Yeah. Fun, there's going to be
a lot.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
They're anxious, they're ready to go, they're ready to get married.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Well, I just don't like the idea.

Speaker 25 (55:23):
That's like, wait a second, you're going through the whole
process twice and where everyone's going to do the dress
up thing twice, and I.

Speaker 13 (55:28):
Give them two gifts.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
That's where I'm having different No, no, no, I hope not.
You don't give a you don't give a gift for
a party. You give a gift for a wedding. They're
getting married one time. That's what the gifts are.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
I mean, if they're having an engagement party first, then
I understand another gift. But there's no engagement party and
it's just two it's two weddings.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
That's nice wedding, wedding.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
It's like they're anxious, they want to get it started.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Yeah, yeah, give go have fun, So give half half?
Or do I give all of it up front?

Speaker 25 (55:57):
Or but the thing is, and then I look like
an idiot if I wait to the second wedding, because.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
I think you're overthinking it. They're getting married once. It's
just one wedding. It's one union at a time for
these So when they get married, you can give them
a gift now or give them a gift later. Douse.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
I mean, I don't.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I don't think anyone's gonna worry about it.

Speaker 25 (56:19):
I compare it to like tipping the bartender up front.
Give them all the money up front, show them that
you made the effort, and then a number two you
could skate by.

Speaker 9 (56:26):
I know.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
But okay, are you let me ask you a weird question.
Are you happy for them? I mean, god, yeah, excited?
Focus on that part, like focus on that.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Look, I'm gonna be worried.

Speaker 25 (56:37):
How I'm they're gonna think about me if I only
give if I do half hair and they're.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Gonna be like, oh my God, carried really in the
whole scheme of things in their lives.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
You, you and what you do are gonna keep them
awake at night.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
I think you're okay.

Speaker 25 (56:50):
They get judging when they open the envelopes and they
write that stuff down in the ledger.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
I'm telling you, wait, now, here's what do you think
that they're gonna go? Like if you gave something nice
at the first wedding and the second wedding commes, they're
going to go, oh, where's Scari's gift? I mean, they
should have it written in the ledger that you gave
it the last wedding.

Speaker 25 (57:07):
And yell, but didn't you keep like track like an
accountant of everything that came in and who gave what?

Speaker 6 (57:12):
I mean, thank you that? Yes, yes they do, yeah,
they do. Thanks for the thank you right for the
thank you cards exactly.

Speaker 13 (57:18):
But a ledger makes it sound like there's a dollar
value attached to it.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Well, most people, I guess it depends on where you live.
Where we live, they give money. That's what you get
at weddings, you know so, But I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Worry about it. The whole point is you have friends
who are getting married. You want to help them celebrate.
They've decided they're going to celebrate twice because they cannot
be fully open now. But they want to get it started.
Go play, Go play with them, go have some fun.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
I'm going to Okay, just don't judge on the gift.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Now, let's say God forbid, they have this the first wedding, right,
and you decide, well, I'm gonna give the gift on
the second wedding.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Yeah, they don't. They don't make it to the second wedding.

Speaker 24 (57:54):
Oh oh, that's a problem.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
That's a problem.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
I have another question. What's that say you give somebody
a nice gift for their birthday because they're turning like
a big number or whatever, and then you have a
party later. Do you have to give them another gift
or you already gave them a gift, so you're you know, whatever,
what do you think a gift? Okay, that's what I
think too, But other people are telling me no, I'm

(58:18):
just saying I think if that's what I say.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Wow, people, do people really get that wrapped up in
the gift?

Speaker 22 (58:26):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (58:27):
Yes, unfortunately I did.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
We'll go ahead, gandhi.

Speaker 19 (58:32):
Well, I have a friend who got married not too
long ago, and she had a bachelorette party. The bachelorette
party ended up getting canceled, so I heard from another
friend that she then expected everybody to roll the money
from the bachelorette party that they didn't spend into her
wedding gift, so she wanted to collect both.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
Oh I didn't do that, So I don't know if
I'm the terrible friend or I know. I was like,
that's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
And I screwed everything up where I I We were writing,
we were trying to keep tabs on what people get.
We first of all, we said, please do not give
a gift.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
We do not need anything.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
We appreciated donate money, to contribute money to this organization whatever.
But people gave gifts anyway because they're they're they're lovely
people and they wanted they wanted to give a gift.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
We cannot find the list. We don't know where. We
don't know who gave us what. I got this beautiful
ash tray up there. I don't know who gave it
to me.

Speaker 7 (59:22):
I did it was me?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Is it okay? Take claims out there going, oh my god,
you didn't even say thank you.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I don't know who to think.

Speaker 7 (59:32):
No, I think you you were very clear, very clear
about not wanting gifts.

Speaker 19 (59:37):
And specifically telling us, if you do want to give
me a gift, here's where you can donate the money.

Speaker 7 (59:41):
For that gift. So if people chose to go.

Speaker 19 (59:44):
Around that and give it to you, I don't think
you really owe back the thank you.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
Oh my gosh, you're so amazing.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
This is just a nice thing to do.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
It is, Yeah, of course it is.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
But the phones are going crazy. I got Karen on
line five. Karen her solution for the two part wedding.
It was a two part wedding, just like Scaries, right, Karen, Yes.

Speaker 16 (01:00:01):
This past weekend. I just went on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Was this part one or part two?

Speaker 16 (01:00:06):
This is part one?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
This was the briding girl.

Speaker 16 (01:00:08):
My name is Karada from Santa Pas, New York, Long Island.
I love her well you guys, and I've listened to
for twelve years.

Speaker 9 (01:00:13):
It's going to work.

Speaker 35 (01:00:15):
So anyway, so you went to part wedding, the beautiful wedding.

Speaker 16 (01:00:19):
She had the os Royce, she had the whole nine yards,
the makeup orders that everybody was signed. This church was full,
the wedding cards, you know, the the invitation said the
wedding of these two kids. So everybody, a ton of
people came to the church and I gave my full
envelope to the wedding, and the little card was inside
the invitation said the reception will follow next year. And

(01:00:40):
so it's a really part two is really reception. It's
not a wedding wedding. It's a wedding and a reception.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
It's a party.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
And right, exactly where did the gift go, Karen?

Speaker 16 (01:00:50):
I just handed it to the brid and mother, you know,
just to give everything envelope and everybody kind of did that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
You gave the what if you give half now and
half later?

Speaker 16 (01:01:03):
Like no, it's that's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
No, I like it.

Speaker 16 (01:01:08):
That's kind of stupid. I mean that's done because it's
a party. It's a party. I mean, I don't know
if she's gonna put that gorgeous wedding gown on again
this year. She might be pregnant. I have another friend
whose son got married lest she didn't want to wait.
They lived in Texas there coming up talking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
It's just it's giving me. I got blood pressure flying
up my eyes. Oh okay, thank you, Karen, best of
luck to you. You sound like you did the right
thing though, to give them a gift. An ear over.
It's done, the gift is done. I don't know you
anything else.

Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
See, I wouldn't give a gift until part two because
if they don't make it to part two, I don't
want to have wasted my gift on part one. See
what I'm saying, Well, if you can't make it to
a reception, you don't deserve the gift.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Wow, you were so emphatic.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
There's a lot of people that don't their marriage doesn't
even last six months, and you were saying that, I know,
but you have a gift in hopes that things will
be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Jenny's online six Hello Jenny, Hi guys. Well hello, you
went to a two part wedding and you gave a
gift at each part two gifts?

Speaker 9 (01:02:02):
Totally.

Speaker 27 (01:02:02):
I did so.

Speaker 34 (01:02:04):
My friend's wedding was last year, but it was canceled,
so last weekend they had the church ceremony and a
small luncheon just for a few friends and family. So
I did bring a small gift, and then the actual
reception big party will be next year. But they're also
doing like a vow renewal, So I'm going to give

(01:02:26):
the actual gift, you know, the card some money at
that time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Okay, look, pressure, there's no pressure. You do exactly what
you want to do. But if someone else decides just
to give one gift, you don't think they're a schmock,
do you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
I mean they're okay.

Speaker 34 (01:02:39):
I mean it's like, yeah, I mean I was just
brought up never you know, arrived somewhere without something, you know.
So that's why it was just a small gift. But
I need to have something, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I got you, I got you. You know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
It's however you want to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
It's totally fine. I don't think there should be a
rule rules. Schmool with you, all right, thank you so much, Jenny. Yeah,
what's scary.

Speaker 25 (01:03:03):
There is this thought though, that if you're if the
host is paying for two parties and sholling out cash,
then you have to give a gift for both parties
to help cover that cost. So there is there there
is that that is playing out in my head right now,
which is why I'm wrestling with the one gift versus
two gift.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I see, I've never understood that logic. Yeah, you throw
a party to throw a party, and I didn't write
I don't know. It's weird to me to throw a
party and expect you to compensate me for it. I
don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
It's weird for me.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
Yeah, but that's what people do. They go, Okay, it's
two fifty a plate or three fifty a plate, So
how much I got to cover my plate and my
guest's plate. That's how people think it's crazy.

Speaker 19 (01:03:43):
And I'm telling you what, Single people with no kids
really get screwed over in this whole game because we
spend our lives going to baby showers, engagement parties, whatever,
paying for all of these different things. But not only
do we get screwed over by the government without being
married and having kids. Then your friends never get you
all these givespect that you're getting all of them.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
So just keep that in mind.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
I'm telling you what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I'm gonna go back to my wedding and I'm going
to divide it up and I'm going to send you
all an invoice.

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
Get here.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
Please don't exactly, please don't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
You should have a part two, Elvis, just have a
part two.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
We're gonna call it Part two the payoff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
We were talking earlier about phases we went through growing up,
or phases our parents accused us of going through and
hoping we would change the way we lived our lives.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Did you guys ever have a phase, well, as labeled
by your mom and dad that you never left?

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Are you still in your phase?

Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
I'm in it now.

Speaker 29 (01:04:40):
Mine was radio radio. Yes, it's radio so gandhi. Your
mom and dad were hoping you become something different than
a radio person.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:04:50):
I remember when I told my dad that I had
gotten hired full time. I was so excited. I was
still in college. I was actually going to one of
my classes, and.

Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
He said, Oh, that's so great. I hope that doesn't
distract you from getting a real job. Fast forward all
these years, it totally has.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
I'm still thereby. Did you ever have a phase? Are
you still in it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
I didn't.

Speaker 13 (01:05:10):
I had a phase, but I got out of it,
and I think my parents were very worried that it
was going to go the wrong way, but it wasn't.
I got skateboarding. I was really into skateboarding for a while,
and so I kind of wanted to let my hair
grow out and I wanted to dye the tips of it,
and I was wearing like really baggy clothes and my
parents were like, Okay, this better be a phase and
better and real fast.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
And they had a cowboy hat face.

Speaker 8 (01:05:33):
Eerie Pennsylvania, where there's like no cowboys. And I was
in high school and I have pictures of me wearing
a cowboy Like, how stupid one wear a cowboy hat?

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
That was your phase.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
You wanted to be unique and you were the only
single person Eerie Pennsylvania wearing a cowboy.

Speaker 20 (01:05:53):
Hat except for tourists.

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
Be different.

Speaker 25 (01:05:56):
Yeah, Sperry, what was your phase? I think you guys
might remember this one. It was the graphic T shirt phase,
where it was all these fake names of bars, restaurants
or plays on words, and every day I would have
another shirt. I must have a collection of over fifty
fake graphic T shirts and and you know I had
to get rid of them, I mean stuff wearing them.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
You know. Yeah, Danielle was you?

Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
When I was a kid, I used to go around
pretending that I spoke a different language when I didn't.
And I would be like a beach club and I
would start making and I would think, like parents that
I was talking to really thought that I was speaking
a different language, and I really wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
That's a freaky weird, weird thing.

Speaker 20 (01:06:37):
That all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
My list of phases. Okay, gay, they.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Never left that one radio.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Yeah, Everyone's like, oh, that's just a phase, the pierced
ear phase that that that came and went fast.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Yeah, I don't know, it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
And I did have cowboy boot I did I love
cowboy boots?

Speaker 13 (01:07:02):
Did you really?

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Yeah? Absolutely well. This was god years and years and
years ago. And I lived in Texas. There was a
gay bar in uh in Oaklawn, the gighborhood of Dallas
called I forgot the name of it, but they'd all
go boots scooting, and I thought it was so funny.
You've seen two guys standing up and doing the two step.
We would go with friends just to kind of have fun.

(01:07:24):
I never danced, but what are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
So no phases. I left the cowboy boot phase, but
I stayed in the gay phase. Hey, Chris on line two,
this is a fun phase. Hey Chris, First of all,
are you still in this phase?

Speaker 15 (01:07:37):
No, sir, No, sir, I am not in this phase
at all.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Both tell her, Tell her what phase you went through.

Speaker 15 (01:07:44):
Man, I went through an mc hammer pants phrase with
let shoes and.

Speaker 13 (01:07:50):
Go would you wear like drop pants everywhere you went.

Speaker 15 (01:07:57):
Oh well, not everywhere, but yeah, man, we would definitely
school and yeah, boy, cross my ankles.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Was it a phase you slowly just oozed out or
eased out of, or is it something that you woke
up one day and said, I gotta stop, I gotta stop.

Speaker 28 (01:08:14):
With the hair.

Speaker 15 (01:08:15):
That that a that abruptly ended, you know, Yeah, you know,
hammer and code no more. He's got to shut the pants.
And what's the next one? You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
All right, Chris, I think that's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Thanks for sharing that with us. Have a great day.

Speaker 20 (01:08:29):
Thanks for listening to.

Speaker 15 (01:08:30):
Us, y'all have a good one, brother.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
All right, Chris, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
That's funny hammer pants. All right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Well there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
People are calling same time as my rave hair spray phase,
when my hair was higher than anything else around and
it would move.

Speaker 13 (01:08:47):
That you bought your entire outfit at Zavaci.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Let's go to Laura line twenty four. Laura, what was
your phase?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Elvi ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 30 (01:09:02):
My face was in middle school. In school, we had
to wear uniforms, so when I went out, I wore
pajama pants. All the kinds did were pajamas, pajama pants
and T shirts and accessories from hot topics, maybe borderline
golf face.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Yeah, you know you were in it, you know what.
You weren't alone though, a lot of people were.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Doing that, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
But one day the phase end. Yes, all right.

Speaker 30 (01:09:26):
It was kind of like borderline was scary, like the
funny phases on you know, the funny phrases on the
T shirt, like you know, I can't remember. It was
one specific. It was like red pajama pants with like
a Looney Tunes character and a black T shirt with
like eyeballs on it and had some weird phase on,
weird phrase on it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
And you wanted circulated to be you wanted to be
taken seriously while wearing that. Yeah all Laura, thank you
very much. Finally we talked to Liz on line four.
She went to a phase and she's still in it.
What phase was that, Liz? And when did you start?

Speaker 15 (01:10:02):
It?

Speaker 36 (01:10:03):
Is my still very alive and well gothic phase it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:08):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
You're still golf It's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Oh my gosh. I wish they had that where I
was growing up because that would have been me.

Speaker 17 (01:10:17):
That has changed over the years.

Speaker 36 (01:10:20):
You know, you don't get the UFO pants and with
the change and everything, but I'm definitely still all black.
My mom said for years. You know, maybe I'll wear
some more colors, but nope, still all black.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
I don't know black is a color. I think you're
doing just fine. Yeah, we love it a list. Thank
you for listening.

Speaker 22 (01:10:37):
Love.

Speaker 36 (01:10:37):
I just wanted to say, I've been listening to you
guys since I was probably in second grade. I'm twenty
seven now, and I just love you guys so much.
You make my day every day.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Maybe it was our show that threw you into the
golf days.

Speaker 14 (01:10:50):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Have a great day, Liz. Thank you so much for
listening all these years. We appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (01:10:55):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
I have a great day you too.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
What's up?

Speaker 31 (01:10:57):
Frog?

Speaker 13 (01:10:58):
I also did the frosted hair tip phase at one
point too. Yeah, thank goodness, I stop doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
That was the thing, wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:11:06):
I me.

Speaker 13 (01:11:06):
I don't have enough hair to frost the hairtip now anyways.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
But still.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
So one day we're sitting on an airplane and the
guy comes on and says, you know that the flight
attended Okay, we're now in a buckle up and this
and that, and then he says, all right, as we
have asked you, please turn off all cell phones.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
You must go to airplane mode.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Now I see on my meter here that four of
you have not done it yet. We now know that
four of you have not turned on your airplane mode.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
And I'm thinking to myself, this guy is a liar. Yeah,
he is full of crack.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
But you know, as soon as soon as he said that,
all the dummies on the plane started looking at them. Oh,
oh god, hope he's not on his meter.

Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:11:58):
I can see Elvis at that moment taking flight mode
off his phone and being like, let's see if he
says phone, yeah, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Did you just get an extra one on your meter?

Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
So the question is, and I'm going to give you
an example in a moment of how we lie to you,
or how radio has been lying to.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
You all these years.

Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
You're not supposed to give this something next.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
So, uh, you know, how do you lie to people
in your business? We have this thing and it really
isn't happening as much now as it was in the past.
We say, hey, if you want to hear a song,
call us. Now, well, you wouldn't call us, but go,
oh I need to play that. I go and I
put the computer and play it real quick because John
from from Babylon called and wanted to hear it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:39):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
No, but we what we do do sometimes a lot
of times is we'll tabulate. So if we get one
hundred calls for uh ariana Grande today, we know that
song is very popular. We need to play it more.
But when you call and request it, I'm not playing
it just for you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
And that's a radio line.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
But you think it's just for you when it comes on,
you get so excited and.

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
Go, my gosh, it's my request. I was definitely the
person who used to be like, oh, call with a request.
I'm calling right now. And then I would call and
nobody would ever play what I wanted them to play.
But the DJ would always say I'm gonna play it,
and they never did. We'll get right on that. Yeah,
thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
All right, I need to know more lies anyone from
any other any other industries.

Speaker 6 (01:13:17):
Trying to think of when I worked in fast food,
what we used to sell people.

Speaker 19 (01:13:21):
I think, well, so one thing I know we used
to do when I worked in a restaurant was we
would make pretty much almost always decaf coffee because we
didn't want to accidentally mix it up because you know,
servers will go back and forth and not necessarily pay attention.
So we never wanted to give people caffeine that weren't supposed.

Speaker 7 (01:13:38):
To have caffeine. So it's just de cracked decaf across
the board.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
Yeah, but what if I needed that to keep awake
in my car and I wound up having a car
because I was a.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Sleep Go to a restaurant so they can focus.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
Go to a coffee place. We were good at salad bars.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
Wait, Gandhi is another one.

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
I have another one.

Speaker 19 (01:13:54):
When I was a bartender and we used to make
drinks for people. Sometimes they would come back and be like, there's.

Speaker 7 (01:13:59):
Not enough alcohol in here.

Speaker 19 (01:14:00):
What's going on with this drink? So we would put
just a little bit of alcohol in the straw, so
when they took the sip, it hit like a ton
of bricks.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
I hate you.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
I think a lot of pit ices do that. It
was a lot of places do that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
I'm putting alcohol.

Speaker 6 (01:14:15):
No, they just do that to begin with. They put
alcohol in the straw, so you think there's more in
the drink than there really is hits.

Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
You like train bam, And I'm like, how do you
like that drink?

Speaker 18 (01:14:23):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:14:24):
It's the same drink.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
We used to tell people of fast food restaurants. No,
that didn't fall on the floor before I served it to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Story that was about the guy that put his scroed
him in someone's salad. O.

Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
It was a salsa.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
It was a salsa. He put his it was scrowed
him salsa.

Speaker 7 (01:14:38):
Why did he do that?

Speaker 6 (01:14:38):
Because he's an idiot, because he could Was he mad
at someone?

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
Yeah, he was upset.

Speaker 19 (01:14:43):
It was a delivery thing, like one of the delivery services,
and he dipped his boys in the salsa and he
recorded it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
And then yeah, I don't need you tea bag at
my salsa.

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
Wait, didn't somebody do that to you either your salad
or scary sala?

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Didn't he great.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Scary salad?

Speaker 6 (01:14:59):
And and we took the videos all right.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
But anyway, but we lied about it, all right. We
got liars calling.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
All our listeners.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Let's go talk to Betty line eighteen, Hey, Betty, how
are your so we were lying about Betty. Let's go
talk to Mark on fifteen high Mark, how are you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
All right, hello lady, hello lady, all.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Right, what do you do for a living? Are you
the liar or do you know of a lying industry?

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Well, I am the liar. I'm a college student. But
on the weekends I work from a production company and
I worked the photo booth and all the time, you know,
people come up to the photo booth and they want
to take a picture, but only two strips of the
pictures come out, so they're always asked me, oh, can
you please, you know, print out more. I'm like, listen,
I have to shut down the system. I can't just
come back at the end of the night. I promise

(01:15:50):
I will print out morey oh, thank you so much. Okay,
And by the end of the night they just forget.
And you know, it's a funny line. I don't have
to do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
They all get drunking back, all right.

Speaker 23 (01:16:01):
See.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
But you just want to You just want to preserve
you want to preserve your sanity, and you just don't
want to sit there and wait on them all day.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
What's the funny part.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
The funny thing is that you would think that the
old people are forgetting. It's the old people that always
remember to come back at the end of the night.
All the young people, they're all too drunk to remember.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Yep, that's us. I mean that's I'm old but drunk,
so I'm both. Yeah, thank you very much, Mark. I
appreciate it. I love you too. Oh my god, all
of these people texting in these are the funny ones.
My favorite was she was a therapist and she says,
every time I tell someone, oh, it's all gonna be
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
I'm lying.

Speaker 29 (01:16:35):
Oh my god, she says, I don't know. I don't
know the outcome. That's right, it's going to be okay.

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
You have to say that. You can't say, oh, your
life's a mess. There's no hope for you. I mean,
you can't say that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
And what about it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
If you're a lawyer, you're supposed to lie. Yeah, no,
maybe been the truth.

Speaker 20 (01:16:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Let's go talk to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
UH line eight. It's John. Oh, he works in sales.
There you go, Hey, John, how are you?

Speaker 14 (01:17:00):
Hey? I'm good. How are you guys doing?

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
So you're in sales, and so you have to bend
the truth from time to time.

Speaker 37 (01:17:06):
I do pretty much on a daily basis. It's not
too much of a you know, extended lie. But I basically,
you know, we have quarterly promotions, and I basically tell
all my clients, you know, this promotion's ending at the
end of the day. Sometimes they'll create my own promotions.
You have to be back to day that kind of thing.
It's it's not too much, but I pretty much get

(01:17:26):
my way and I exceed my sil quoders corders.

Speaker 15 (01:17:29):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
You know, is that the same as when you see
those commercials selling hand cream and says you only have
thirty seconds to call this number now?

Speaker 15 (01:17:36):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
Yeah. And when you're online and you go to buy
something on like Amazon or something that says only four left,
that's bs because then I go check it again and
it says only six left.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Thank thank you, John. Hold on, hold on second, let's
go talk to Maddie online twenty four.

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
Uh you work in retail.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
Maddie Maddie.

Speaker 12 (01:17:58):
Hi, guys, Hey, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Yeah, okay, were you selling what clothing?

Speaker 35 (01:18:04):
Or I used to work at baths and Bodyworks?

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
So oh okay, so we give them the place, right,
So and what was the permissible lie at bath and Bodyworks?

Speaker 35 (01:18:17):
Well, it's not just a bath and body works. I
know for a fact that it happens at other stores too, just.

Speaker 13 (01:18:23):
For my friends.

Speaker 35 (01:18:24):
But anytime that someone asked us to go check in
the back, nine times out of ten we would just
kind of go back and eat food or check our phone.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Rude, because what you always knew, you always knew there
was nothing in the back.

Speaker 35 (01:18:41):
Well, they always sent us really weird amounts of products,
so we would have eight thousand types of one product,
and the one that they were looking for that everyone
was looking for, we never had enough.

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
See, And I want to thank the people in Target
because the other day I was looking for something specific
and the lady said, oh, I think a box just arrived,
and she actually went in the back, opened the box
and brought it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
Out to Maddie, Look, someone has something in the back.

Speaker 29 (01:19:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 35 (01:19:09):
I always felt too bad to not do that, So
I was the only person who would ever go back
and actually look for something. But I know that my
coworkers never did.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Always wonder. I always wonder, like, what's in the back.
You have like a warehouse back there, philled with all
the stuff that's not in the front.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
Yeah, I think they do. I think when they tell you, oh,
we only have what's out, I think it's bs they've
got stuff in the back, all right, my other favorite one.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
And every time I go to every time I go
to buy a car or something like that, Maddie, they'll
always say, well, let me go check with the manager. Yeah,
they're going to check with the manager. Yeah, they may
they go in there and just talk for a minute. Okay,
Well listen, Mattie, thank you for calling. Let's go finally
talk to a mic online. Now.

Speaker 15 (01:19:52):
Hey Mike, Hey, guys, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
What exactly is the big ginger ale scam? The ginger
ale scamp?

Speaker 14 (01:20:01):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:20:03):
So hold on, guys, this is gonna blow your mind.

Speaker 23 (01:20:06):
Now.

Speaker 22 (01:20:06):
You can work in the restaurants and diners, and ginger
is not a big ticket item, so a lot of
restaurants don't carry it. So when you order it, they
pour a glass of sprite with a splash of coke
just to give it the color, and there goes your
ginger ale.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Really.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Oh see, so I don't get that crispy ginger flavor.

Speaker 22 (01:20:27):
Yeah, you're getting the lemon flavor with a little bit
of coke.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Wow, all the lies we've learned about today, this is
the most frightening, frightening.

Speaker 22 (01:20:41):
I had one customer who saw me doing this, and
he goes more coke in there for me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
All right, Mike, excellent.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Now, nice to know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Next time I order a ginger ale, i'mna saying, don't
make it a sprite.

Speaker 7 (01:20:56):
That's right. Let them know.

Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
All these locks you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Can't Yeah, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
You should see some of these going by. I can't
even a nurse. I'm a nurse. My lie is, oh no,
this won't hurt a bit.

Speaker 6 (01:21:10):
Yeah, we all know that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
I've experienced that. I think I know her.

Speaker 6 (01:21:13):
This will pinch just a little bit, right, This hurts
you more than it's gonna hurt me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Yeah. No, My mom and dad told me that lie
all the time, minding my own business.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
Last night, I feel my my phone vibrate.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
Oh oh, text, let me check the text.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
It's Nate asking the question if your nipple could supply
on any liquid on demand, anytime, whenever you wanted it,
what would it be?

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
In other words, Nate, where'd you come up with this question?

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Where's Nate? I'm right here.

Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
I was just thinking because I like liquids, right, I
like a lot of different liquids, like yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
We all have our own opinions about liquids.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:21:51):
I used to love orange juice and then grape juice,
and now I'm into like this chocolate milk phase, and
I'm thinking, why run to the store all the time
to buy chocolate milk if my nipple could just supply it.
I know that's not physically possible, but I just started
to think.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
Like, hey, hey, hey, I left with the negativity.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
I bet you know what. I bet you could figure
out a way to re plumb your nipples to turn
into uh, chocolate milk.

Speaker 20 (01:22:19):
That was possible.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Somebody would have already done it, I mean, be real.

Speaker 8 (01:22:23):
But then I started thinking, like, what would everybody want
to come out of their nipple anytime they wanted it?
What's their favorite liquid? And then you know, I also
like soft serve ice cream? But that's Gandhi said that
was cheating whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Na.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Really, Gandhi, If you could produce any liquid out of
your nipple at any moment of the day, what would
it be.

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
In a dream world?

Speaker 19 (01:22:45):
Because I have two I would like one to produce
hot sauce and the other to produce pink lemonade.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Yeah, they have nothing in common.

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
No, nothing it's kind of fabulous. What about you your nipples?
What do you want to spurt out of your nipple?

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
Ive the w spurt by this, I can't say. I
can't say cupcake frosting, right, because that's not technically a liquid.

Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
Yeah, so then you a little too thick.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
So then one would have to be malibu rum on
one side, and then the other side, I'd have to
do a dunkin Donuts iced caramel latte because I have
a lot of those who's sopecific.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
I know, but to have that, to have that handy
at all hours of the day.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
That'd be nice. And I'm my own for that right
left nipple.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
My left nipple will be vodka yeah, and my right
nipple will be vodka absolute and Tito's.

Speaker 7 (01:23:41):
Okay, because Alex.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Loves absolute, so I could always have a nipple absolute
for him, Tito's for me. That's very nice, Froggy, what's
say your nipples could give us a liquid liquid cake?

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
Would we get from your nipples?

Speaker 13 (01:23:58):
On my right side? I would do gator Rad zero
because I love my Gatorade zero when I'm thirsty.

Speaker 20 (01:24:02):
That's hot.

Speaker 13 (01:24:03):
I would always just to have a hole just to
supply right and on the other side. Believe it or not,
I would do red wine vinegar.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Really, WHOA, you can always make a salad.

Speaker 13 (01:24:13):
I could always make a salad at anytime. I don't
like the balsamic vinegar. I like red wine vinegar. Sometimes
restaurants don't have it. I'd be able just to pull
my shirt up, you know, just put it right there
on my salad.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Garrett says, tequila on one side and a splash of
cranberry on the other. It can't just be like a
pure stream of cranberry. Used to be a splash. People
are texting in I want bush light coming out of
my nipples. Gas out of one and red bull out
of the other. Oh, that's nice gas.

Speaker 15 (01:24:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
People are upset that I'm using the word liquid. Is
liquid up there with moist? Is that a bad word?

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
Liquid?

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:24:48):
No, I don't mind liquid liquid.

Speaker 7 (01:24:50):
This person a gross.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
I don't want fluid gatorade out of your nipple.

Speaker 20 (01:24:57):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Anyway, Let's go talk to Charlie on line twenty four.
Hello Charlie Bello, Charlie, if we could uh put a
glass under your nipples and any liquid that you desired
would come out for us?

Speaker 12 (01:25:14):
What would that be, I would have to say, with
my obsession with either A one sauce or lemon Snapple.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Yeah, all right, a one or lemon snapple?

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 22 (01:25:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:25:33):
Yeah, absolutely, absolutely all right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
It's kind of funny. I think the obvious answer here
that we're all missing out on is ketchup would be
kind of nice.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
I needed a third nipple. Thank you, Charlie.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Charlie, you and you're a A one sauce and lemon
snapple nipples.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
Have a beautiful day, Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:25:56):
Oh we will thank you.

Speaker 19 (01:25:59):
Can you imagine how weird eating out is gonna be
if everybody has liquid coming out of their nipples, Like
this guy's just gonna get a steak and then his
shirts off and he's squirting you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Oh, I know, and you're gonna you're gonna spot your blouse.
It's gonna be a mess. Yes, scary, what you know.

Speaker 25 (01:26:13):
I've been cooking a lot lately, so I'm thinking olive
oil out of one side, right into the pan, and.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Chocolate pudding right into right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Into a not a liquid though, no, no, no, no,
chocolate pudding is not a liquid.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
I think kool aid.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Now, if you could make your butt dispense any any
sort of thing. That's where the chocolate pudding. No, no, no,
how would you ever know what it is? You wouldn't
know that, You wouldn't know which was witch. You gotta
do the sniff test.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
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Speaker 22 (01:26:58):
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Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Eq Elvis Dan in the Morning Show, Elvis Dan in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
We do have to get into the list of things
that women and girls do that are creepy. You know,
it's always guys being accused of being creepy. And I
gotta be honest, nine percent of the time, you know,
guys do creepy things, especially scary and.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
And Nate and Froggy and every guy.

Speaker 25 (01:27:44):
That's yeah, But scary.

Speaker 13 (01:27:47):
You're a little creepier than MO.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
And look, I know that I I do creepy things too,
but I do my best to try not to. I
try to think before I creep. You know what I'm saying.
I'm trying my hardest, all right, you?

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
And I was accused of being a creep myself a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:28:02):
I thought I thought what you did was creepy, did
you Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
It wasn't like one hundred percent full throttle creep a zoid,
but it was pretty creepy.

Speaker 6 (01:28:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:28:10):
I was looking at as being helpful to my friend.
The long story short. A guy was walking down the
street with a dog in his backpack. My friend took
a picture of him and was like, oh my god,
I love this man. Can you help me find him?
I have no idea who he is, so I posted
the photo and then all these people are like, hell,
dare you call other people creepy? That's creepy of you.
But I feel like it wasn't a public place. He's
walking down the street, he knows he has a dog

(01:28:30):
in a backpack. If somebody takes a picture of it,
don't be shocked. I didn't take a picture, nor did
she of somebody in their apartment private?

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Okay, if a woman was walking down the street carrying
her dog and I grabbed a photo of her and said, God,
gotta find this woman. You don't think he'd be kind
of creepy.

Speaker 7 (01:28:45):
I actually don't. I'd be like, oh, that's kind of cute.
He likes this person labeled scary, will be scary is triggered.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
No, no, no, you would be scary, would be labeled
a creep. But he was already labeled a creep, so
it's a little late. But by the way, I'm a
little offended at the voice you choose to use as
our voice.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
Would you speak as us?

Speaker 19 (01:29:02):
That's how I hear whenever you guys are like correcting,
we've got anything, or people.

Speaker 7 (01:29:05):
Hey, everybody, I just can't believe that you're actually taking
this picture.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
What's up?

Speaker 20 (01:29:11):
Frogs?

Speaker 28 (01:29:12):
You know?

Speaker 13 (01:29:12):
I still think that let's say, like Bradley Cooper or
Chris Pratt or somebody like that, if they do these things,
I don't think it's looked at it's creepy because they're hot.
I think that how hot you are is they're directly
related to how creepy you are. And if you're super hot,
You're not creepy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:27):
Well, I think that thought alone is creepy anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
So in this list you found at Bold dot com
creepy women stuff. Number one, we stalk our crushes and
everyone they've ever known online.

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
Yes, I've done that, guilty.

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
So you guys do that too.

Speaker 7 (01:29:42):
I think guys do do that. I've witnessed it happen.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
Okay, other creepy things that women do.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
According to Bold dot com, we imagine what our lives
together would be like in creepily specific details. That's creepy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
Well, now explain that to me, gandhi.

Speaker 19 (01:29:56):
Okay, So I actually don't do this, but I do
have friends who will come home from a first date
and be like, oh my god, our babies are gonna
be so beautiful. He's gonna want to live in a farmhouse.
We talked about it. I'm looking out into our little
hallway of interns and phone screeners and they're all raising
their hands that they do this.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Oh really, all of them. Oh, if anyone wants to contribute,
feel free to go get him. Number three, we say
our names with his write our first name with his
last name, yes too. Yes.

Speaker 19 (01:30:23):
So it's like if I was dating Nate and I
was just doodling on a piece of paper like Mada Marino.
Oh my god, it's amazing.

Speaker 13 (01:30:29):
No, that's creepy.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
Okay, so I've never done.

Speaker 19 (01:30:31):
That because I've never wanted to give up my last name. However,
I do know.

Speaker 7 (01:30:34):
That it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Uh huh, Okay. Another creepy thing. Women do we find
out his astrological site and then see if we're compatible.

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
Guilty?

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Do it all the time? Really?

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
Currently Now, if I get into an argument.

Speaker 19 (01:30:45):
With my boyfriend, I will google like the Taurus man
and I send it to him.

Speaker 7 (01:30:48):
I'm like, this is why you're being a jerk.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Maybe he's being a jerk because you said something stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
No, it's because he's a tourist.

Speaker 13 (01:30:54):
We said that when we started dating. I'm a Scorpio,
she's a Scorpio. She's like, I don't know that we
should date because two scorpios together is not yet.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
You know my favorite thing. And I've said this before
someone I go, oh my god, what's your sign. I'll go, well,
I'm a Leo and they go ooh oh god. I'm like,
what does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
It means you're stubborn?

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
You are stubborn and bold.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
No, no, no, I'm not stubborn. No, okay a five
year old No, I do not you. Number five on
the list of things that women do are creepy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
That are creepy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
We obsessively reread our text conversations. Yes that, and see
if there are any clues he likes us back.

Speaker 9 (01:31:36):
Yes, oh god.

Speaker 19 (01:31:38):
I get screenshots from friends to analyze, and I'm like,
I don't know that yellow heart doesn't necessarily mean that
he's into you. If it was a red one, i'd agree.
I'm getting some heads up from the girls out of
the hallway to thank you ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Okay, I do. Don't you go back and read texts
you you receive, just to kind of say, wait, let
me make sure I got that. And don't you ever
read the texts you just sent?

Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
Yeah, yeah, all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
I do too.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Could I go back and I spelled things correctly that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
I mess up?

Speaker 19 (01:32:04):
And I try to think if there was like a
tone that was in the text that I didn't mean
to be in the text, or if I was getting
a tone in the text that I wasn't really happy with.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Next on the list of ways women are creepy. Wherever
he is, we are too.

Speaker 19 (01:32:19):
So I actually have a friend who when Snapchat like
opened up that you could see where people's locations were
and not everybody shut their maps off. She was stalking
a dude and she would come up and be like, hey,
you guys, feel like driving past Little Italy today. He's
at a restaurant. I want to see who he's with.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Oh god, no, I'm not going to say that. Anyone
who geotracts people without them knowing and then shows up,
I think that is creepy.

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
We have we have we have this.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
We have a few people who listen to our show
that do that, and it's like, God, what stop.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
It's creepy.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Don't don't you know you're creeping people out, and especially
if it's a guy you like. I mean, I don't
think it wins you any points, like oh fancy meeting
you here at the laundromat.

Speaker 7 (01:32:59):
I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
I had no idea. Yeah, okay. Next on the list
of things that make you look creepy women talking to
significant others like a baby.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
I know what. Nate and his girlfriend, Oh no.

Speaker 7 (01:33:13):
And I really like her.

Speaker 8 (01:33:14):
Listen puffins here.

Speaker 5 (01:33:17):
All right, let's go talk to Alexis and which creepy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
Thing did we Hello?

Speaker 38 (01:33:22):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Yes?

Speaker 20 (01:33:25):
Did you hear us?

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
That was weird?

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
You okay, Alexis you good?

Speaker 38 (01:33:33):
I am. I'm just really excited to be talking to you.
So many times it's like you have no idea how
excited I am right here till you're.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
Here, because I obviously you you you have something very
important to add to this conversation, So let's get to it.
So we're talking about it's not only guys who do
creepy things.

Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
Girls.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Women do creepy things too, as Gandhi is proving every
day we're finding. So which one are you calling in about?

Speaker 38 (01:34:00):
So I'm calling in about, you know, after a first date,
when you're talking about, you know, I have like starting
a family with this guy, or like even just you know,
writing you know, mister and missus, like Marino or whatever.
I think that's just super creepy. I think that, you know, overall, you.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Shouldn't do that.

Speaker 21 (01:34:17):
You should just wait a while.

Speaker 38 (01:34:18):
Because you're just gonna break your heart in the end,
or you might just break your heart.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Well, there is a possibility of like going too fast
and it's it's not good for you because if things
don't work as you said, then you'll be very disappointed.
But isn't there also something to be said for fantasizing?

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Okay, I just met the guy, but just in case,
I mean, would my first name sound good with his
last name? Let's check it out.

Speaker 38 (01:34:44):
I do get that, I do, but I feel like
that should happen like maybe like two or three days after.

Speaker 11 (01:34:50):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 38 (01:34:51):
Okay, because you know, the first day you might just
you don't know much about the person on the first
date sometimes or typically, and you know what it feels
like a serial killer at some point. Then next they
you know, you're fantasizing about having the last name of
serial killer.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
Exactly when were you're fantasized about being alive? Because you're dead?

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
But wait, okay, alexis why we have you on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
Let me continue with this list that Gandhi found at
bold dot com and see what you think of some
of these things you and Gandhi work with me. Okay,
Let's see you ask to share social media passwords or accounts?

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Is that creepy?

Speaker 38 (01:35:23):
I guess it depends on how long you've been dating
the person?

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Again, No, let.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Her finish, Gandhi, go ahead, Alexis, I'm sorry.

Speaker 38 (01:35:33):
I guess, like, if you've been dating for like, you know,
I think I think it's less than two years, then
you're asking about social media passwords, then you know, I
don't think that's cool. But then again, it also depends on.

Speaker 21 (01:35:43):
How fast you're moving.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
But if you've been together.

Speaker 38 (01:35:46):
For like ten years or like even you know, even
to like five years, so that's a good time.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
So God, you're thinking, never ever do you share passwords?

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
You you always have your own accountay, but you know, wait,
by the way, to be fair, guys do that too,
so it's not just a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
Think.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Okay, here's one Okay, Alexis, Gandhi. It's creepy if you
take and post pictures of him sleeping.

Speaker 23 (01:36:06):
Yeah, I did that yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Wait well hold on, Alexis, Wait wait wait, we have
a we have an offender in the room.

Speaker 5 (01:36:17):
You said that, producer, Sam, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:36:19):
I did that yesterday. Shoot, I saw it.

Speaker 20 (01:36:22):
You took a.

Speaker 5 (01:36:23):
Picture of Will sleeping and then you posted it.

Speaker 23 (01:36:26):
Well, I spent a few hours cooking, and I was
really excited about it, and I told him, and he
came in and the first thing he thought he had
to do was take a nap before he tried all
the food.

Speaker 24 (01:36:33):
I did, so I posted a photo of him sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
I must be honest, I've posted I've posted alex sleeping
photos too. Are we creepy, Alexis, Are we creepy?

Speaker 37 (01:36:42):
Well?

Speaker 38 (01:36:43):
Okay, so I actually saw what Sam was talking about,
So I didn't think that was creepy. I think that's
just like, you know, that was kind of funny. But
if you're like posting a picture, it's just kind of like,
I don't know, it's just kind of I'm not a
really mushy person, and that I'm not. I'm not against
anyone who's muschy. I think that's great. But like, know,
when you're just like constantly toasting pictures of I'm sleeping,
and you're just like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
That's gonna get creepy, you're right now. And also, Sam,
don't post pictures of will but holding the furniture. We
don't want to see very quick, all right, Alexis, thank you,
it's a pleasure talking to you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Oh wait, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 30 (01:37:16):
Can you send me a sign?

Speaker 32 (01:37:18):
Sure?

Speaker 22 (01:37:19):
Please?

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Absolutely I'm you want me to sign it? Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 38 (01:37:27):
And then Gandhi, I just want to say you're doing
it for all the brown girls out there. I just
want to let you know that I'm a brown girl
and I'm so happy.

Speaker 30 (01:37:33):
You're on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
God, I wish I was a brown girl right now.

Speaker 7 (01:37:38):
That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
I love you, Alexis. Hold on one second, let's see
more on this list. Referring this, they say this is creepy,
referring to herself as princess or queen.

Speaker 7 (01:37:49):
Okay, I can't stand it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
By queen number eleven, have a friend hit on her
significant other to see if that person will cheat.

Speaker 7 (01:37:57):
That psycho, I have a friend. You did it?

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
Oh yeah, scary?

Speaker 25 (01:38:03):
I How about a girl who pokes holes in her
boyfriend's condoms and hopes to trap him and get him
and get pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
That's yeah, that's that's creepy.

Speaker 5 (01:38:15):
Criminal, Yes, yes, producer.

Speaker 24 (01:38:17):
Sam, Oh no, that's just that's illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
That's it's illegal.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
What's up, Nate?

Speaker 8 (01:38:23):
So I had a girl create a fake Instagram account
and DM me to see if I would respond to
that person, the fake fictitious person.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
Okay, just see if you hit me. Yeah, okay, that
don't don't read that. If you're to that point, you
shouldn't be with them. Let's go talk to Jennifer Line
twenty one. Hey Jennifer, Hi, can you hear me? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
I can? You sound great? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Are you hearing all these things we're saying that these
are things that women do there seem creepy.

Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
Are you agreeing with anything not?

Speaker 27 (01:38:53):
I definitely agree with a lot of the items on
that list that are creepy, But I think that I
am guilty.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Oh oh, what did you do?

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
Who did you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
Creep my husband?

Speaker 27 (01:39:07):
I creeped him back in two thousand and three when
we first started dating, right, and I would just randomly
drive past his apartment complex to see if his car
was in the parking lot.

Speaker 7 (01:39:18):
I oh, now, okay.

Speaker 27 (01:39:24):
We've been married for seven years, we've been together for fifteen,
and I told him about it this past weekend that
he thought it was hysterical.

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
Of course, because you're together a long time.

Speaker 22 (01:39:33):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
But if you had told him like that night, Hey,
I just drove by your apartment to see if you're
parked there, that would have been a problem back then.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Don't you think probably probably, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
Okay, let's see also on the list. Help us out
with this.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
It's creepy, ladies if you immediately start talking about your
future children with him or with anyone.

Speaker 17 (01:39:54):
Yes, definitely creepy.

Speaker 27 (01:39:58):
Yeah, absolutely, okay, just putting the pressure on.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Yeah, I'm in, I'm in, all right, Well, look, thanks
for listening to us, all right, Yes, producer.

Speaker 23 (01:40:06):
Sam, I have a friend that if she sees a
guy at a bar she thinks is attractive, she has
a very ample bosom, and she'll lean into order a drink,
making sure she brushes against them, hoping it starts a conversation.

Speaker 7 (01:40:18):
That's a salt.

Speaker 9 (01:40:19):
That is a salt.

Speaker 19 (01:40:19):
You can't put your body parts on people. But I
can't find her because most of the time it works.

Speaker 15 (01:40:23):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
But wait a minute, but if Skeary walks in and starts,
you know, putting his crotch on you before he hugs you,
I mean, what's the difference exactly?

Speaker 7 (01:40:31):
You do not get to dog me to.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Have you don't get doged.

Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
No, you need to answer to dongy, tell her to
stop dog and yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:40:39):
You forget an invitation to dong something.

Speaker 5 (01:40:41):
Yeah, when I say, hey, please dong me, then feel free.

Speaker 13 (01:40:45):
Proceed you ever said that before?

Speaker 5 (01:40:47):
Proceed with the dognging? No, But I mean I may
use that this weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:40:51):
Let us know how it works.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
I'll just go talk to Ariana online twenty three, see
if she's still there. Hi, Arianna, Hi, Hi?

Speaker 10 (01:40:59):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
I can, and I hear I have a party girl voice?

Speaker 20 (01:41:02):
You hear that?

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
Setting in?

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
Sorry about that?

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
So, Ariana?

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
Yes, talk about creeping? What have you done that's been creepier?
What have you witnessed?

Speaker 22 (01:41:09):
So?

Speaker 34 (01:41:10):
I myself and you have a few other things on
the list which really creeps me out.

Speaker 10 (01:41:15):
That I might be creepy, But I also like to
google or look up somebody's name and then find out
where they live, what you know, taxes they pay, or
how much their house is worth.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Okay, but you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
To be fair in this day and age, when we
have the access to look up almost anything about anyone
and we want to know more, why would we not
do it?

Speaker 5 (01:41:41):
You know what I'm saying. Maybe I'm a creep now,
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:41:45):
Yeah, I mean I'm not going to go drive by
and see it's like, you know, they're there or whatever.
But just out of curiosity to see, like if they
have a nice house, you know, why not.

Speaker 24 (01:41:53):
It's like virtually driving by those it is.

Speaker 19 (01:41:55):
It's a tough thing, though, because in this day and age,
you should google somebody if you know their first and
last name. Because I've been in a situation where I
was going out with a criminal and I didn't know.
But if I would have just googled the name, I
would have known.

Speaker 7 (01:42:05):
So I get that.

Speaker 19 (01:42:06):
But you have to have the willpower to stop before
you're creeping on their property taxes.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
Property taxes, well, I mean it's available. I'm not as
we'll see what they're paying in property taxes. Hey, so, Arianna,
let me read this one to you. Someone just sent
a text. Is it creepy if you contact his new
girlfriend to tell her that he's a cheat?

Speaker 7 (01:42:27):
Absolutely don't.

Speaker 10 (01:42:29):
Yeah, I wouldn't do that either.

Speaker 14 (01:42:30):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Here, it is contacting your ex's new girlfriend to tell
her all about how he screwed you over vicious.

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
Is that creepy?

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:42:38):
It's one thing to think about it and have your
personal comments that you say yourself, but to actually do it,
I think it's a little too far.

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
All right, It makes for a good story.

Speaker 10 (01:42:49):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 5 (01:42:51):
Here's a text.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
I once had a guy on the first date tell
me how many children their names, and what kind of
dog he wanted, then where he wanted to live.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
The next day he asked me out.

Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
I applied, He declined, He responded, asking me if I
wanted to know if he did anything wrong in the
first date. It's like, you know what, But just by
virtue of you hearing what we're saying here, you just
understand these are all creepy things and maybe you shouldn't
be doing this on a date, but maybe not even
the fourth date. You know, maybe should wait until you're
together for a year before you start naming your children.

Speaker 7 (01:43:18):
I agree.

Speaker 5 (01:43:19):
What's up, Nate?

Speaker 11 (01:43:20):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:43:20):
I got timelined one time. I was on like the
third date where the girl gave me the deadlines for
her engagement, her marriage, and children. She goes, I want
to be engaged in a year, I want to be
married in a year and a half, and I went
kids in three years.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
Check please wait, well, hold on a second.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
To be fair, there are guys that would may go,
oh my god, that's my timeline too.

Speaker 5 (01:43:42):
There are it wasn't you though, guys with timelines?

Speaker 23 (01:43:45):
Yes, well, is it creepy to have a timeline or
that she told you the timeline?

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Nate, Oh, she's saying it is there.

Speaker 23 (01:43:52):
Everybody has a timeline, a baby timeline, but I don't advertise.

Speaker 13 (01:43:55):
Yeah, that's what I timeline to be home. It's about
fifteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
I'll see you later.

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Wow, web scared.

Speaker 25 (01:44:00):
I had a friend whose girlfriend marked her territory by
ripping her hair out of her head and leaving it
all over the pillow in his bedroom and on his bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:44:08):
Floor, just to just to be like, so if other
women showed.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
Up, gotcha mark your territory. Creepy?

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
Yes, yes, ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Do you think I look in bered?

Speaker 9 (01:44:20):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show.

Speaker 39 (01:44:24):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
Oh no, what happened this video?

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
The bears got into my trash can again last night?

Speaker 5 (01:44:43):
Oh no, there were a bunch of a holes these bears.

Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
So just being bears though, that's a bears do, right,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
But we're locking everything up. We're trying to keep him out.
It's not good for them to be eating the stuff
out of my trash can. That can't be healthy for
the bears.

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
Come on.

Speaker 19 (01:45:02):
I recently just saw a video of a woman who
was bringing her groceries inside, so she left the car
to o open to get them, and when she came back,
the freaking bear was inside the car. I would have
a heart attack.

Speaker 5 (01:45:11):
I love that video.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
She screamed and ran the bear. It was just as
scared and ran the other word, the other way for
a little guy. That's a weird thing about living out
here in bear country because everyone all we'll find some
bear droppings. It's either that or a human. I'm I'm
hoping it's the bear. Nay, are you coming out to
my house and crapping on.

Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
My front lawn?

Speaker 14 (01:45:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:45:29):
You know what?

Speaker 8 (01:45:31):
He actually can't really tell the difference between bear and human.
Don't ask how, I know? Very difficult.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
How do you know I've seen bear crap? Is a
bear crap in the woods? You can tell looks a
lot like human.

Speaker 6 (01:45:44):
Okay, is it really you Remember when we had.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
Kate beckhams Sale on the show. Yeah, I thought she
was great. I thought she was a lot of fun.
And I don't know if you ever followed Kate Beckhamsale
on Instagram. She she's always doing kind of crazy things
with her cats, and she seems kind of fun. And
we know people who know her and they say she's uh,
she's from another planet.

Speaker 5 (01:46:03):
But it's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
She says that her very high IQ is a handicap
in Hollywood.

Speaker 6 (01:46:10):
She says she's dumbed it down, hasn't She said, I
believe that.

Speaker 7 (01:46:13):
Yeah, totally believe that would be a problem for people
in Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
Wow, dumbing it down? Would you have you ever had
to dumb it down to try to fit into a Yeah, people.

Speaker 5 (01:46:22):
That are just I'm not saying that they're dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
I'm saying that they have different life experience than you,
So you have to sort of merge into their lane
a little bit so you don't see like an outsider.

Speaker 5 (01:46:31):
Mm hmm, yeah, scary.

Speaker 25 (01:46:32):
I was told a long time ago, in the beginning
of my radio career not to use big words on
the radio. Yes, say speak in simple words, simple sentences,
and that's it. So I feel like I've gotten dumb
over the years because that's all I do.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
Now is whoever taught you that I have to respectfully
disagree with?

Speaker 25 (01:46:51):
Yeah, well they said that it comes across I learned
this in college radio.

Speaker 5 (01:46:54):
It was I would like to know who my college
radio professors.

Speaker 25 (01:46:57):
They said, they said, if you speak to you know
too meticulously, it sounds like you're too uppity and you're
too you're you're too smart for everyone else, and it's condescending.

Speaker 4 (01:47:07):
Do you have to speak in broadstrokes and gosh?

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
I well, maybe that's true. I disagree. I love hearing
people who have mastered the English language, and because I
learned from it too, you know.

Speaker 19 (01:47:18):
And don't you always want to hear from people who
are smarter than you, because then you're learning something.

Speaker 7 (01:47:23):
Who wants to be the smartest person in the room.
You're in the wrong run, then.

Speaker 13 (01:47:26):
Well I've seen that before many times. If you are
the only if you're the smartest person in the room
you're in, go to another room, because you don't learn.
If you're always the one talking, you're always the way
and teaching. You go and have people talk to you.

Speaker 5 (01:47:38):
Nate says he feels like he has to dumb it
down when he walks into our room.

Speaker 7 (01:47:41):
Do you need.

Speaker 15 (01:47:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
Really, I used to be pretty intelligent. I couldn't tell
he mused to be.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
These don't count anymore. They just lay on the floor
till we sweep them away.

Speaker 20 (01:47:50):
Oh okay, yeah, that actually.

Speaker 4 (01:47:53):
Did we make you stupid a little bit?

Speaker 23 (01:47:56):
Nate?

Speaker 19 (01:47:56):
What topics are you dying to talk about that you
just can't talk about with us?

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
How about the marine monts Hurry theory of precognisive life.
As I've said before, we all are smart in different
ways and different from other people.

Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
Some people excel in some areas and some don't.

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
You know. That's why having a group of people together
like we have every day, it's it's good because when
one isn't is a little short when it comes to
knowledge on a certain topic, the others can pick up
the pace.

Speaker 7 (01:48:25):
There's a song about dumbing it down. It's great.

Speaker 19 (01:48:27):
It's actually called dumb it Down Lupe Fiasco. It's a
great song about everything we're talking about right now and Hollywood.

Speaker 7 (01:48:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:48:33):
What was the point of the song that they have
to break it? I mean dumb it down in Hollywood.

Speaker 19 (01:48:36):
Yeah, he's saying that the record reps and people around
him told him You're not going to do anything. You're
not going to go anywhere, You're not going to be anything.
You're too smart. You're using big words. It's not cool yeahs.

Speaker 6 (01:48:48):
And talking about that. On her book, she talks about
how she dumbed it down for the mood for the
TV show and you know a lot of those things
people make fun.

Speaker 4 (01:48:55):
Of her for.

Speaker 6 (01:48:56):
It was more put on because you know, they thought they.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
I'm gonna take the lead on this one. If someone
suggests that you should dumb it down, you should look
at them and say, no, get smarter and catch up.

Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
There you go, and that radio professor that told you
to dumb it down on the radio? What station did
this person work on?

Speaker 4 (01:49:13):
Exactly?

Speaker 25 (01:49:13):
It was a college radio station, they were. She was
a college radio professor. All right, well, I mean she's
doing college. She probably just got bad advice from someone else.
Be your best, and if you can be better, be
better than your best, that's you should celebrate that, and
people around you should celebrate that too.

Speaker 4 (01:49:28):
Check it out.

Speaker 11 (01:49:30):
So appreciated and I love you too much.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Tell Vis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:49:37):
All right, we're done, we're out of time.

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
We'll see you next time, so make sure you're here
with us until then. Say peace out of everybody.

Speaker 9 (01:49:43):
Peace.

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