FULL SHOW: The Day We Considered OnlyFans

Today, we debate launching a Morning Show OnlyFans, expose Nate’s questionable shaving methods, and break down Sam’s Turning 30 list. Plus, we play “Get Rid of 1 Out of 4,” discuss dating fixer-uppers, and find out what terribly unsexy thing Gandhi’s boyfriend said!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Exciting.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we
discover that we don't need TV to entertain us, he
said a'ough.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Elista Wan in the morning show Straight Nate.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
So your way of trimming your pubic hair used to
cut two holes in the bottom of a trash bag
instead in like it's a big like it's a big
pubic hair diaper, and you cut your pubes inside the
trash bag and they fall in the bag, and that's
how you keep them.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
From the hitting the floor.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
I actually found an easier way as opposed to cutting holes, Elvis.
You know those grocery bags, that grocery plastic grocery bags
with the handles, single use, single use bags. You just
stick your legs in the holes and stand there. You
have to straddle them a bit and then boom, you
just shave your pubes and all of the trimmings go
into the bag.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Can you take this to Shark Tank?

Speaker 7 (00:52):
Maybe they'll invest because a tutorial.

Speaker 8 (00:56):
Yes, I'll show you right now.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
You would give me such a hard time about going
outside to trim my pubes because.

Speaker 8 (01:03):
I want them in my house.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
So now you found this handy dandy way of using
down the drain. No, you don't want to put hair
down the drain because that builds up. Okay, let me
describe it. Nate is now putting one leg through one
hole in a grocery store bag, which is illegal, by
the way.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Yeah, a lot of playing.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Here's another one. No, we can't. We have to keep
them on the line now because of things like this.
He's now putting on a grocery store bag like underwear.
He's pulling them up to his crotch and now he
can trim his pubes.

Speaker 8 (01:34):
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's brilliant.

Speaker 8 (01:36):
He's got it hanging like a feeder bag.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh, it's like all those bags that hangs on the
back of the horses at Central Park. Don't move, Yeah,
don't take a picture. You're really letting people take this picture. Yeah,
it's like an only fans. I'm gonna ta you don't worry,
all right, So that's how you.

Speaker 8 (01:56):
Uh, it's brilliant, isn't it. Think about it. You don't
want those pubes just flying everywhere?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
All right? Thank you.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
Watching him step into it made me nervous. I feel
like that's how he's gonna fall in.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't do it with shoes on Gandhi. Okay, all right,
well there you go something. It's a life hack from
the one and only straight mate.

Speaker 8 (02:16):
Other people do it, I guarantee.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
The grocery bag.

Speaker 9 (02:21):
Do you do it while you're at the grocery store
in line?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
That can me funny?

Speaker 10 (02:26):
Don't be ridiculous?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh Robert Online twenty four is uh coming to the
defense of straight innate?

Speaker 9 (02:34):
Okay, go right in. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Robert?

Speaker 11 (02:37):
Hey, Hey, good morning guys, Good morning everybody. I want
to say that that that idea of Nate's, it's it's brilliant,
it's it's your genius. I mean, you've got to be
able to keep that area kind of you know, clean
and clean, but also you got to keep your bathroom
same same way.

Speaker 9 (02:56):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
So let me let me remind people though, Hold on
a second. Robert so straight eight says what he does
with his, uh, his plastic bags from the grocery store
is he, you know, the two holes of handles, He
puts a leg to each one, pulls him up to
his crotch, and he uses that to catch all his
hair when he trims himself.

Speaker 12 (03:15):
And I know that's even better.

Speaker 11 (03:17):
Now you're now you're repurposing the bags that they gave
you at the grocery store.

Speaker 9 (03:20):
Yes, recycling, I mean pretty soon.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I think those are gonna those are going to disappear
pretty soon at some point in some grocery stores. What
are you gonna do?

Speaker 9 (03:28):
Yeah, you better stalk up there straight in.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I tell you what. From now on, all all of
our friends, if you can get a few extra bags
and don't throw them away, send them to Nate at
the radio station. This is great, Robert, thank you for
pointing out a very excellent idea from straight in eight.

Speaker 11 (03:46):
I love it absolutely and and just let you know,
we'll be we'll be trying it out later on. It's
like an impetrable forest down there, so I gotta.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay, and you're gonna be doing it, which is even
more strange.

Speaker 9 (03:59):
Yeah, this is this cuts for Nate. All Right, have
a great day, Robert, thank you, I.

Speaker 11 (04:05):
Have a great Well, keep everybody entertained, man, Love you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't know about that, but.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
How what kind of shrubbery are these guys dealing with
that They're so worried about what's flying around their back
and they need plastic bags to contain it. Like maybe
if you just did better maintenance.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
May I have answered that you have to do it
more often. If you let it go, that's when it's
you know, you need bags.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
He's got like sash squatch going on down here.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
I take those hair skin and nails gummies, and my
hair grows oddly fast, especially down there, so.

Speaker 10 (04:37):
I have to maintain.

Speaker 9 (04:39):
God, we're hearing so much.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
From your car.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Too much?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh God, I feel like, where's Brody? We haven't talked
to Dave Brody today?

Speaker 9 (04:50):
Is he hanging out? Hey there, Dave Brody?

Speaker 13 (04:52):
Good morning, Good morning Elvis.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Dave Brody of course at the house, monitoring from afar,
but keeping an eye on everything we're doing. And U,
how are you doing? How are you feeling about the show?

Speaker 14 (05:01):
Today?

Speaker 13 (05:03):
Show sounds good? Uh? I just looked up Magic Matt
and apparently Manscape makes a mat that you put under
your feet and it catches all the trimmings. Oh really
for Nate, Yeah, magic.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Matt, Magic Matt.

Speaker 13 (05:17):
It sounds like a movie about dancers, but no, it's yeah,
the magic Matt.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, how does it catch all? How does it catch
your discarded hair?

Speaker 15 (05:27):
Well?

Speaker 13 (05:27):
I haven't done all the reading. What it looks like
it's it's got like a clinging material to it, like
it's sticky and everything drops onto it and it you
just catches.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
It imply charged or something.

Speaker 13 (05:41):
Yeah, maybe that's a frog. You know, I'll read it
to you. Hold on a second, anti slipped door mat.

Speaker 16 (05:47):
I still would like to see Nate's thing on Shark
Tank with his pants down and yeah, scissors in hand.

Speaker 13 (05:57):
It's made of recycled paper and it's a it's entertaining,
so there's jokes on it. I guess it looks like
it's like a printed newspaper. Yeah, pull up. Yeah, disposable
shaving mats three ninety nine eight, or like my idea
that I put in the chat room. I don't know
if you saw it. A picture of a baby floats.

(06:17):
You know baby floats for babies in the pool. They
have the leg holes so you could stick your legs
through the baby float and then the float will catch
all your trimmings.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's kind I don't know, that's just that's creepy. You're
using a baby toy to trim your cubes. Thanks on
that one. But the magic matt out of three ninety
nine is disposable, man.

Speaker 10 (06:34):
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Uh, all right, what else is going on with you,
Dave Brody?

Speaker 13 (06:38):
So I got into a car accident last week. Somebody
sideswipe me. I'm fine, the cars attle scratched up. So
it's in the shop this week. Well, I rented a car, well,
they paid for the rental for me. And it reeks
of cigarette smoke, right, so it's terrible. I've been spraying
it with everything. So I left it in my garage
with all the windows down, hoping it would air out.
But now I'm talking to you in my garage and

(06:58):
the garage and I was like, said, or smoke. It's awful.
I run my house.

Speaker 9 (07:02):
Yeah, well yeah, my house it permeates, it does.

Speaker 15 (07:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
All right, well look, best of luck. You don't just
maybe just burn your house down. Start over.

Speaker 9 (07:11):
Let's guarantee you.

Speaker 13 (07:14):
Thank you for the advice.

Speaker 9 (07:15):
All right, We love you, Brodie.

Speaker 17 (07:16):
Please hold wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Let's do it, Danielle, Yes, it's giving us a phone
tap today. What do you have today?

Speaker 7 (07:36):
All right?

Speaker 16 (07:36):
Well, Jackie says, my husband drives a hummer and every
morning before he leaves the work at around seven thirty am,
he drives down the street and beeps the horn at
the kids. So I want you to call from the
neighborhood and say, you know, not for anything, but it's
seven thirty in the morning.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Can you please stop beeping the horn?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
This is good. So that's what we did today's Danielle
phone tap. Let's listen in hell, right, please's calling Ray.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Yes, I live over on Cuddy Road.

Speaker 16 (08:03):
Okay, can you please stop it at seven thirty in
the morning with the beeping? Excuse me, you have the
black commer right, yeah, you're driving me crazy. Okay, every
morning seven point thirty, I gotta hear a beeping sound.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
I'm trying to freaking sleep and I don't need.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
To hear it.

Speaker 18 (08:20):
Okay, you know, I gotta tell you that.

Speaker 19 (08:23):
You know, if you'd ask me nice mabbe, I would
do it.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Why would you at seven thirty in the morning beep
a big.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
Call like that?

Speaker 20 (08:29):
Welcome, I'm beeping out my kids.

Speaker 14 (08:31):
I'm saying goodbye to them.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Okay, can you do it in the house before you leave?

Speaker 21 (08:35):
Like I tell you, normally, I would have no problem
with what you're asking me because it's I didn't realize
I was doing that.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Okay, but so what's I really don't.

Speaker 21 (08:43):
Like you coming off like a big shot.

Speaker 14 (08:44):
I don't give it you think either.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
The fact that you got a hummer in the first
place is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
When were you coming off now?

Speaker 16 (08:53):
It doesn't matter what my name is, obviously, usually when
someone has a hummer and making up.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
For other things that you know are not the up
to Paul.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
What are your idious?

Speaker 21 (09:02):
What do they?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Excuse me?

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Why are you.

Speaker 15 (09:05):
Cious?

Speaker 22 (09:05):
Am I carsing at you doing like that to me?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (09:11):
You know what I've heard in the neighborhood. Let's just
say you've heard what I've heard. I heard you making
up the stuff?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
What idiots?

Speaker 16 (09:19):
Why are you driving a black Camra in such a
wonderful neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
You're kind of like messing up the neighborhood.

Speaker 23 (09:25):
You're a loser.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Okay, I'm a loser. You've got the hummer to try
and prove something, but I'm the loser.

Speaker 15 (09:33):
Yeah, is there a reason.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
You're hanging up on me?

Speaker 24 (09:36):
I don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 21 (09:37):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (09:38):
If I call you a little blonde gweed at wife,
would she talk to me?

Speaker 18 (09:41):
She might beat the say too, just like I'm gonna do.

Speaker 25 (09:43):
Why don't you send your husband to my door?

Speaker 6 (09:45):
I don't have a husband. Yeah, well what a surprise.
What's that supposed to mean?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
What could be married to it?

Speaker 26 (09:52):
Like you?

Speaker 16 (09:52):
First of all, I got lots of guys that want
to get on my.

Speaker 22 (09:55):
Okay to lusis and I'm brought out beeping?

Speaker 21 (09:58):
All right, can you get rid of the car to No,
I'm not getting rid of the car.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
It's making our neighborhood look like an isore.

Speaker 11 (10:03):
Your house probably makes the neighborhood look like an iore.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
My house is nice. Have you seen my house?

Speaker 27 (10:08):
No?

Speaker 25 (10:08):
Which one?

Speaker 18 (10:08):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (10:09):
None of your business?

Speaker 27 (10:10):
A young lady.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
You know what I worked for the town, and so
I can who you work for.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Listen to me.

Speaker 21 (10:18):
I don't give up who you work for.

Speaker 28 (10:21):
I can clear enough for you.

Speaker 21 (10:22):
It's clear enough for me.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
But don't talk about a call like you know how
you think you are?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Who you are the top from my house.

Speaker 16 (10:29):
You should give it because I have the power to
listen in on any phone call you ever make. Please,
why don't just get rid of the homer and get
out of the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Why don't you why don't you tell me where you live?

Speaker 10 (10:41):
You want to hide behind where you live. You want
to hide behind your job. You want to hide behind
where you're calling from.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I told you before, if you asked nice to begin with,
I have no problem with that.

Speaker 15 (10:51):
I'm not. I don't want to be some kind of
take shot C I A.

Speaker 21 (10:56):
C I A.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
What is that supposed to mean?

Speaker 21 (10:58):
What do you like to take?

Speaker 15 (10:59):
You mean?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
What do you like to dumb ass?

Speaker 6 (11:01):
You're the dumb ass?

Speaker 15 (11:03):
Hey looking to me?

Speaker 27 (11:04):
Listen to me?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
You know what You're hide behind?

Speaker 29 (11:06):
Who you are?

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Listen to me, Lady.

Speaker 10 (11:08):
I'm gonna stop beeping because it's the right thing to do.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Your kad unless you want to come to fight.

Speaker 30 (11:15):
You're a loser.

Speaker 31 (11:16):
Can't get a light.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
You're driving the hommer because you've got no ding dong.

Speaker 29 (11:19):
Get a light.

Speaker 16 (11:20):
I've got a life, dear, and believe me, it's a
lot better than your little blonde, twitty thing that's running
around the neighborhood.

Speaker 15 (11:27):
You hear that, Jackie, I'm gonna kill her.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
I'm gonna kill Jackie.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
You're on the phone too.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
I'm so glad I got both of you.

Speaker 31 (11:35):
What do you have to say?

Speaker 24 (11:36):
You want to hide behind your anonymity, Sweetie.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
I don't have to hide anything. All I know is
you gonna are are you?

Speaker 15 (11:42):
You know who I am?

Speaker 22 (11:43):
And I wonder who you are?

Speaker 6 (11:44):
How long have you lived in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Listen to me, I'm a big gumb Listen. I'm not
gonna beep anymore in the morning.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
If I get one more cot.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
From you, I'm gonna go off the Hall street beeping.

Speaker 27 (11:56):
Or where she lives.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
I live with Elvis Durant.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Better not, Jackie.

Speaker 10 (12:02):
You set me up.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
This is Dan Yellvin Arrow from Elvis Duran.

Speaker 10 (12:06):
Ye're gonna be able to play this on the radio.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Oh yeah, We've got a beepy beeps. We'll be fine.

Speaker 15 (12:11):
Biday.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
You're good.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I'm gonna beat Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
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Speaker 3 (12:21):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Hey, so producer Sam, Happy thirtieth birthday weekend to you.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
Have a birthday.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 32 (12:37):
I got about forty eight hours before I can officially
celebrate it, but I'm starting Well, let's.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
Go ahead and let's start it now.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I remember my thirties as it was yesterday, even though
it was nowhere near yesterday. I was working for this
same radio station in this very same uh the same city,
and living life, loving life. I will tell you, the
older I got in my thirties as I was approaching
my forties, the better life was. Life kept getting better.
Life keeps getting better, even during these times that really

(13:06):
suck ass. Yeah, life is great.

Speaker 32 (13:09):
I have that expectation.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I really like.

Speaker 32 (13:11):
I hear really good things, especially about the thirties. Like
I hear it does continue to get better. But this
is the first time because I've always been one of
those people that hate aging.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I really do.

Speaker 32 (13:23):
I'm actually really looking forward to this entire decade. And
I'm not even entirely sure why. I just feel like
it's right.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
You know what I did in my thirties. I got
married and I hadn't babies in my thirties.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
Same, let's start there on day one.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
There is no race that that was Danielle's timing. What
about your thirties, Gandhi talk about him.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
My thirties have been almost exactly the opposite of Danielle's,
and I have just spent it moving around and traveling
and you know, get coming here and it's been the best.
I think it has been hands down the best decade.
And like Elvis said, it gets better every single year.
I have loved it. I don't have any sadness, and
I think that the whole thing with aging is just
a sad, very Western thing to get worked up about.

(14:10):
Like I think, there's so much beauty and age and
you get wisdom and you learn things that you didn't
know before, and you keep getting better in my opinion, Okay.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Right, I agree. And you know, aging is a moisturizing thing.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Just you're good.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Talk to Bobby Brown. She'll teach you.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yes, I love what you just said, Gandhi. Aging is
a Western thing. Aging is actually a beautiful thing. Yeah,
go further into that. I love how you said that
because I so agree.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
So I think I know so many of my friends
that like, as we approach thirty, they started to freak out,
Oh my god, I'm thirty years old. I'm thirty years old,
and I don't see a lot of my friends who
come from the Asian background where I come from as well,
feeling that same way. And we have always been taught
that age actually is beauty and that the more you
learn that the substance inside you is so much more important,

(14:58):
and that substance doesn't age. Your outer body might and
other things might change, but inside you are growing more whole.
Every single year, you're completing yourself more, You're learning more
about yourself. And I think it's so important and there's
so much respect I think in the Eastern culture for
older age and for people who have a lot to
teach you and a lot to tell you, and I

(15:18):
don't think it's appreciated as much here.

Speaker 32 (15:20):
Wow, I couldn't use the Eastern culture for the last
like fifteen.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
Or twenty years birthday.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
You can use it now.

Speaker 15 (15:27):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
This is your opportunity to use it today, all right?
So you know me, I love Glamour, the magazine so
all things. I went online. I found this list on
glamourmagazine dot co dot uk. It's called the thirty empowering
things every woman should do before she turns thirty. So

(15:49):
you have two days to get all this accomplished. Number stop.
Number one, stop worrying about your age. Age is a number,
Okay done. Number two get educated in some thing you
love doing.

Speaker 9 (16:01):
What do you love doing that you really haven't scratched
the surface with.

Speaker 10 (16:04):
I started.

Speaker 32 (16:05):
I've always loved the music. I went to musical theater
high school, and that kind of fell by the wayside
as I became a quote unquote adult. So several months
ago I started paying for a professional guitar lesson, So
I think that counts.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 9 (16:17):
Yeah, right, I love it when women play guitars. I
think they're so hot.

Speaker 25 (16:21):
I'm all right.

Speaker 9 (16:23):
Number three, face of fear.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Is there anything out there that you just you always
shy away from that you know, maybe you should face
it and get it out of the way.

Speaker 32 (16:31):
There are bigger things that I know I have to
do in the future, but I've been very afraid of
these heights at the rock gym I go to, and
as of recently, I've started climbing the tall walls and
screen the whole time.

Speaker 10 (16:46):
But I'm doing it all right.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, step out of your comfort zone, which almost sounds
like face your fear, but it's not the same thing.
A lot of people are uncomfortable being by themselves. What
are things that make you uncomfortable that maybe you should
be a little more eager to merge into.

Speaker 32 (17:03):
How about very weird conversations with family members during this
day and age. I've very been you know, my whole life.
Don't have the conversation you know won't go well, but
I've become better at having them because I think they're
necessary today.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I love this text message. Best advice for your thirties.
You're old enough to know better, but young enough to
still get away with it. Hello, have your birthday? Hell yeah,
there are thirty items here. Let's just roll through these
and see if anyone can any of them catch on.
Take on a physical challenge, go on a blind date. Well,
you're in a relationship. Experience culture shock, Yes, heard in quarantine.

Speaker 9 (17:42):
Begin journaling.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I don't know. It's up to you. Do some self reflection.

Speaker 20 (17:47):
Do you do that?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Do you stop and think about what you're feeling and
trying to be aware of what it's doing to you,
if it's good or bad.

Speaker 32 (17:53):
Yes, I'm very in touch with only myself and nothing
around mecome heartbreak.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Is there something from your past that still breaks your
heart that you need to get over?

Speaker 15 (18:04):
There is that one?

Speaker 32 (18:05):
I could use the roadmap too, but yeah.

Speaker 15 (18:08):
There is.

Speaker 9 (18:10):
Then I'll go back to that one. Overcome heartbreak.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Strange as it sounds, a broken heart is something I
believe every woman should experience.

Speaker 9 (18:16):
At least once in her life.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Why for a start, it's inevitable, and despite the fact
that it hurts, it doesn't have to be this horrifying
thing we perceive it to be. Experience your heartbreak, learn
something from it, and find a way out of it.
Get your adrenaline pumping, create something, Fail at something. I
did that in my teens. I didn't have to wait

(18:37):
till my thirty. Break a bad habit. Do you have
a bad habit you need to get out of?

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (18:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 32 (18:45):
Face picking? I pick my pimples.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah it's terrible, Okay. Take up an unusual hobby, get
a complete makeover, fight for something you're passionate about. Live overseas,
which I don't encourage you to do today. Read a
life changing book. The thing about life changing books is
you don't know their life changing until you've read them,
So keep finding books to read.

Speaker 9 (19:07):
It doesn't have to be self help.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
It could be a novel that's written so beautifully, the
story is told so so perfectly it changes your life. Slummet.
Take yourself out of your comfort zone, your house spend
a couple of nights somewhere considerably considerably less comfortable, Like
go to Scary's house. That's pretty much uncomfortable.

Speaker 32 (19:25):
Uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's not slumming, it's a very nice place, but you
know it's scary there. It'll make it'll be uncomfortable. Uh,
do something for charity. See your favorite band or singer
play live well, travel alone. When's the less time be
traveled alone?

Speaker 32 (19:38):
Ooh, about five new years ago.

Speaker 33 (19:43):
Unplug for the weekend, become begin practicing self love, make
amends with someone you hold a grudge against, practice gratitude,
Start saying affirmations, develop a morning routine which you have
and write your own list.

Speaker 9 (19:57):
Use lists. You know what, there's so many in here,
you guys think about any of this stuff.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
I think it's also true and so important. And I
think no matter what age you are, even if you've
passed thirty and now you're in your forties, you should
still try to do those things because you never stop
growing and you never stop becoming more of the person
that you want to be.

Speaker 9 (20:15):
Yeah, what's scary? I'd like to add one, and that's
hit the reset button on your friends.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Why don't you take an assessment of everyone from your
teens and your twenties and just rid the toxic people, like,
extract each one of them out. It's not hious start
over because you are an adult, right and you have
more mature thinking. That's my that's what I did.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
And things change and people grow.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, yeah, don't carry that all them to tell them,
tell them you're extracting them, definitely.

Speaker 16 (20:43):
And you know me, Sam, I you know, I feel
like you're only as old as you feel. I know
sometimes when you get out of bed, things creak a
little bit more. But but you know, I always say,
live life to the fullest, don't worry about your stupid number,
have a good time.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Do you And no one's better at doing you than
you are, Sam.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
So William's pretty good at it. But I like what
you're saying.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Doing you.

Speaker 23 (21:08):
Different topic, different that we told you to do, other
people to do, to do that sounds hot.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
That's all good. Look, you know, have a wonderful birthday.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
You know we love you, And I think the best
gift you can give yourself is your the gift you're
already giving yourself. You're surrounding yourself with people that love you,
who will be here to support you, and uh, there
you go. I think you're on your way to a wonderful,
wonderful decade. Good for you.

Speaker 32 (21:35):
I'm excited, I am. I do have to admit I'm
feeling a little bummed out. I don't get to celebrate
in the presence of people I love. I've become very
used to seeing you guys, especially on my birthday, so
that part is tough. But the silver lining of this
quarantine is it has left all the time in the
world for self reflection, and enough self reflection really can

(21:55):
help empty out most of the things on this list.
So as long as I continue you to do that,
it won't be for nothing. You know, you've got to
try and make the best of the crappy situation we're in.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Oh, I got another one for it.

Speaker 24 (22:07):
One.

Speaker 9 (22:08):
Yeah, you're in a good one, A good crappy situation.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Now, look, write a book, and you know you don't
have to write a you don't have to write a
book with the intent of having it published, but writing
your life, which is a version of journaling.

Speaker 9 (22:22):
I guess writing your life down it changed my life.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
It changed my life really therapeutic.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
It was you know what, because you need to examine
your life, and sometimes you can sit there and have memories.
That's not examining your life. That's having a memory of
something that happened to you, writing it down and reading
it to yourself.

Speaker 9 (22:40):
You relive it the good and the awful.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
And it's important because even the awful stuff from your
life that you read back, it helps you figure out
a way to get to get out of that maze,
to solve that puzzle.

Speaker 9 (22:51):
I can't I can't say it enough. Write down your life.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
In moments in your life that you feel were the
best and the worst, just write those down, write a
paragraph about the good and the bad, and you'll be
surprised on what you learn about yourself. Anyway, Happy birthday, Jim,
thank you kidding.

Speaker 9 (23:08):
We love you. Have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
I love you.

Speaker 32 (23:11):
I'm sorry for all of the shenanigans I used to
share on social No, you're all good.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
He's apologizing ahead of time.

Speaker 32 (23:19):
I have no expectations for myself.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I want to read his next one because she gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
If we're all go take another bite? Okay? Well, what
is his review of our podcast Abe seventy seven. Yeah,
Ab says stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. El mister
ran in the morning show.

Speaker 15 (23:57):
I'll be even on.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Ellis in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
So what I heard something going on there in the background?
I heard, did you guys hear what Nate said to Scary.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
I'm getting it.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm just being honest.

Speaker 28 (24:12):
I don't know what you say.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I know, but I just don't. You know that you're
on shaky ground when a friend like Nate comes up
to you and says, scary as your friend dot dot.
You know there's some advice coming there that you probably
need to hear, but you don't want to hear it.
The backstory is, yeah, I lost thirty pounds and I
did a great job of it, everyone said, And now

(24:36):
I started eating rice Krispy treats because the big box
came in. Canno. Well, we were sitting in this in
this zoom room.

Speaker 22 (24:43):
I see Scary get up and walk away, and then
all of a sudden, I hear Nate go, Scary as
your friend, you might want to slow down a little bit.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
Well, let me just say scary.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Gary walked out of the studio and I know when
he walks out he's going for food, because that's just
what he so walking out and he says, yeah, this shirt,
this shirt, Oh man, I'm telling you, second quarter scary
is now third quarter scary in a second quarter scary shirt.
I'm like, okay, so this shirt looks a little tight.

(25:15):
And he's what he's saying this as he's walking towards
the rice Krispy treats. So I just look like I
do that, dude, scary as your friend. You really got
to rein it in because he's already complaining that his
third quarter body is in second quarter. I'm out pacing. Yeah,
this is not good, you know.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, my wife does that. The other day.

Speaker 22 (25:34):
She said, oh, these pants are a little tighter than
they used to be, and in the very next breath,
hey do you want to go get some pizza? I'm like,
wait a second. The fact that those pants are a
little tighter than they used to be might be because
we've been eating too much pizza.

Speaker 10 (25:44):
Maybe that's why.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
It doesn't mean she wants to stop eating the pizza.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
So but when you hear someone say as your friend,
You're like, oh, you know, there was no way to
say what I was about to say without giving some
sort of a disclaimer, right, because what I was gonna
say is going to be kind of.

Speaker 9 (26:01):
Or you could just not say it. No, No, I'm
not saying you shouldn't say it.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
So scary. This was an interaction between the two of
you really has nothing to do with us other than
we witnessed it. How did you feel when he said,
as your friend, you really should put down the friggin
rice Crispy tree? Really well? Because because I felt well,
I felt.

Speaker 18 (26:21):
That this was a friend trying to talk to me
and be like, look, I'm gonna be real with you, dude,
you're going a little You're going out for rice Chrispy
treats a little too often, and you may you may
gain all this weight back sooner than you know.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
So so to me it triggers Ah, he's.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
He's my friend telling me, so he's framing it that way.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
Now, if he just would have.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Just said, dude, light off the Krispy treats, then I
might I might have had a different reaction. But but
he kind of like softened the blow by prefacing it
with as your friend.

Speaker 9 (26:52):
Here's here's one thing that could happen.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
One thing that could happen would be, uh, he will
continue to eat rice Chrisby trees, but in pri it
when you're not watching, and then he's gonna start hiding
wrappers in the trash can so you can't see them,
you know what I'm saying. So you never know how
someone's going to respond to either being a friend or
you know, food shaming them.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
So there's that what Froggy.

Speaker 22 (27:16):
I think that maybe Nate should not have done it
in front of all of us, Like maybe he should
have leaned over and whispered or not not in the mic, Like,
had Nate not gone in front of us, it would
have probably been a little better.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Wow, that totally changes everything, Froggy's right now, had you
just gone up to scary and private said hey, as
your friend, you really know no, no, you really should
lay off the r Okay, but you did it in
front of all of us. I look into a microphone
scaring it to the zoom camera.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
I look at this zoom room as like an empty
room in a rec center with a circle of chairs
where you do an intervention. I feel like you guys
should have been like, yeah, scary, I see more often
than not. I don't know, look at this as a
wrec center with a circle of and this is not
an AA meaning you know.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
I was like, I appreciate that, but your your head's up.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
You guys just okay. I'm telling you you're blowing it
now because this was the intervention I hope. I think
we could no, no, no, you blew it out of
the shoot. You can't sit here and tell us we
blew something.

Speaker 23 (28:19):
Now.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
He's just gonna go to the right Chrispy Trees.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
I'm telling you he's gonnake them happy, let him go.

Speaker 9 (28:23):
And he's gonna hide them from you.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
I'm with you, Elvis, though. I feel like in the
history of as your friend, a friendly statement never follows that.
It's always something super unfriendly that's horrible that you need
to talk to you about. So it's like you know
that your turn sandwich is on the way. As soon
as they said it, I was like, what's you about
to say?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
It's it's almost the same as saying, hey, I don't
mean to be offensive, but.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
Insert offensive statement there.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
You're about to be offensive.

Speaker 8 (28:52):
I don't know, maybe I'm different.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
I mean if I'm doing and you guys do this
to me all the time, that if I'm doing something
that is stupid or I'm hurting myself in some way
by eating food or whatever, if you give me the
as your friend.

Speaker 10 (29:04):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Well, maybe off to the side in private. Okay, okay,
so okay, do you have music? Scary, we need music
for this this next segment. Okay, hold on. I think
Nate feels as if he has licensed to say whatever
he wants, he frames it in a way where he
thinks he's helping.

Speaker 9 (29:22):
Okay, right, it's now time for as your Friend starring Nate.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
You got Froggy and Danielle and Gandhi and me to
be our friend, and you must start each extremely slicing, dicing,
insulting line with as your friend. God, Yes, I want
to hear this.

Speaker 34 (29:50):
They're doing in.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Front of everyone, ten million people. Ten million people will
now hear us as we are in the rec center
in a circle. My name is Elvis.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
I'll start with Froggy.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Okay, yes, as your friend, you really have to stop
wearing your hat backwards because you're too old.

Speaker 27 (30:10):
For that.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
You're not you're not part of bi Kapa new I'm sorry.
You're not a frat guy.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
You're too old.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
Wow, Froggy a bro because he wears his hat backs.

Speaker 10 (30:22):
Stop wearing that hat.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Okay, oh god do I have to continue on this?

Speaker 27 (30:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (30:28):
I can't wait for mine?

Speaker 10 (30:31):
Okay, So all right, gandhi?

Speaker 9 (30:35):
Yeah, yeah, as your friend, say it as your friend.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
You know, I think your hair is just a little
too a little too much these days.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Wow, thank you.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
No, I see pot kettle black.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Or Okay, Danielle, as your friend, you really have to
clean up that basement.

Speaker 10 (31:06):
You're part.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
You're part of a big time radio show. It's being
shown every day. You got that changing wardrobe thing behind you?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Let me tell you something. Text my husband because I
have already asked.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
That wasn't so bad. That wasn't so bad, Danielle, you
got off claim. I'm ready for mine, right, Elvis, yes
my friend?

Speaker 12 (31:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Uh all right, listen, I can't win. I can't win
with this one. No, well of course you can, all right.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
As your friend.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
You are the best person I've ever known, exactly, you know,
I just work every day.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
You know, I have a laundry list of things you
could have. You could have finished that sentence with go.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Okay, as your friend, see, I want to say the
same thing.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
No, I can't do this.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
I can't be cause you're get to get angry with
whatever I say, especially what I want to say.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
No, it's an angry free zone. Angry free zone.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
As your friend, I think you should No, I don't
want to say it. I don't want to say it.
I don't want to say it.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Say it, spit it out.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
You should get a little more exercise in there.

Speaker 24 (32:17):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (32:18):
Okay, honestly, you're not telling me anything.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
I mean, I could be a little bit more blunt
with that statement. We just got to how can you
be more born with that? You really need to work
out more.

Speaker 10 (32:30):
I'm concerned for you.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Okay, you're getting old. You said you're putting up willing. Okay,
it's my turn as our friend. You are an even

(32:53):
though you know everything you said to us came from
a place of caring.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
And you know I get that, But you know you're
an a hope. Okay, Well, I had those strokes. I
think I lost a little piece of my brain. That
kind of keeps you from saying, oh, no, no, no, no, don't.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Blame that stroke.

Speaker 15 (33:11):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I can't squelch rudeness because of my stroke. That doesn't filter. No, Nate, No,
you didn't have the filter pre stroke, so stop.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Well I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry. I'm just your friend.
I'm telling you these things.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Okay, let's let's let's let's Danielle, do you know that
maybe you need to clean your basement little cours? I know,
I say it all the time.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
It's, you know, not the easiest thing.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
In the world to do, scary. Do you know that
you need to stop eating so many rice Christy drinks? Course,
otherwise I'm going to gain the thirty pounds, right Froggy?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
And you may have reasons to wear your hair your
hat backwards, but you know it does have kind of
a bro thing.

Speaker 22 (33:45):
Going yeah, that's okay, I don't mind, it's okay. I
have reasons that if I and if I told you
the reasons, you even go, oh great, now you're gonna
use that.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
So I'm just not even to brain surgery.

Speaker 9 (33:55):
I know, I know he had an aneurysm in brain surgery,
so he's trying to put all that on.

Speaker 22 (34:01):
If you must know, Nate, there's a screw from the
brain surgery. That's right where the bill of the hat
hits my head and it hurts like kel so I
turned it around back.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Well he didn't know that, and me, you know what,
do I need exercise more? Am I getting older and
need to be more careful? Absolutely? Absolutely? And there you go.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
So as our friend, we thank you for being an
a hole.

Speaker 10 (34:23):
All right, it's an intervention.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I hope you guys took at No one asked for
an intervention. We just asked for you to finish the sentence.
What's scary?

Speaker 18 (34:30):
People are texting in that this is like the uncomfortable
dinner party with a spotlight on one person.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
So one person who stands up and insults.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
Everybody roasting us.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Hey, you know what, I could sit here and say
to myself a elvis, as your friend, I have a
list of things that you know, But I think it
depends on where you hear it and who says it,
and you know, and but Nate always has that laugh
before he says it.

Speaker 35 (34:56):
He'll go, here's Nate, you know, as your friend, you're
a drumk okay, well, thanks, except when.

Speaker 7 (35:06):
He came to you, you could hear his balls getting
sucked up into his body.

Speaker 25 (35:10):
He was so scared.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I mean, I didn't really say what I wanted to
say about Daniel. That is the biggest chicken crap thing
you could ever say. Do you want me to say it?

Speaker 20 (35:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 27 (35:28):
I do.

Speaker 21 (35:28):
Well.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
I mean, you're in radio. You could invest in a
little bit better equipment. You're always having problems there.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
You pay for this equipment.

Speaker 10 (35:39):
In fairness.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
In fairness, Elvis spend his own money at his little
studio there. I mean, you know you do pretty you're doing. Okay,
you've been on your show for twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
I've never needed my own studio until now.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Well, I mean, I just saying, here's the thing I
don't know. That ain't working.

Speaker 16 (35:56):
I don't have a house as big as Elvis that
I can actually build a studio.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
So mate, your boat ain't floating, honey. Sorry, and thank
you for playing as your friend. Starring Nate.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show. Elvis Terran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I gotta talk to you guys about something, and tell
me if you ever had any of these I found
my fake ID from when I was in high school.
Oh nice, I still have it. For some reason, I
had it in a box full of you know whatever,
like old pot. Yeah, like you know, you can actually
roll a joint from the old old pot from nineteen
eighty two with the seeds, because that's back when we

(36:45):
couldn't afford pot. Anyway, But my fake ID was in there,
and I was like, oh my god, I remembered all
the times I used to be so nervous. Do you
remember going to clubs? You give the bouncer your fake idea,
like please, God, don't let tonight be the ninety the
question me and they would let you in. You're good.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
So did you ever have a fake ID?

Speaker 27 (37:04):
Never?

Speaker 7 (37:04):
No, I never did. I never had one.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
I know a lot of people did.

Speaker 7 (37:08):
No, I didn't have one. I mean I was a
girl in Miami. They just let you in really yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
See that's the thing girls in Miami that let them
ride out. Yeah, come on, but for guys, I mean,
I got a fake ID. Back then, the drinking age
went from eighteen to twenty one. Oh and of course
it did that the day I turned eighteen. I'm wait wait,
wait no. Anyway, So I got this fake IDA. I
remember going downtown Dallas to this place. They took my picture,

(37:36):
they gave me the fake ID, and it worked. It
was great.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
It was like a legitimate, like an actual license or idea.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
It looked like a State of Texas driver's license. So, Danielle,
if you found your kids had fake id's, I mean,
would you freak out?

Speaker 6 (37:52):
I probably wouldn't be thrilled as a parent because.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
There's only one reason you want a fake IDDY, and
that's to get into clubs exactly right, right, So I
don't know. It was great fighting it though. It brought
back all these memories like I was, I was just
an awful, awful kid. But that's okay. I'm select shaming myself.
So having a fake ID is kind of an interesting thing.

(38:16):
You get justin online twenty one calling in from Cleveland.
How are you doing? Justin good?

Speaker 10 (38:22):
How are you?

Speaker 9 (38:23):
I'm doing okay? So you still have your fake IDA?

Speaker 27 (38:26):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Like?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Do you still have it? Did you throw it away?

Speaker 12 (38:29):
I do still have it.

Speaker 11 (38:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 29 (38:30):
We we held on to them after we all turned
twenty one. I don't know why, but we do.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Because it's a part of your history. It's a part
of your.

Speaker 9 (38:39):
It's part of the Justin Museum, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 29 (38:42):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 19 (38:43):
No, we actually went out when we were twenty four
and used them and just for fun.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
And my roommate wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on,
you used your fake ID when you were twenty four
just for fun.

Speaker 12 (38:57):
Yeah, we were kind of bored and we were going out,
and my roomate had all five of ours and we said,
why not try and go out and get away with
using them one more time? In what happened four, about
four out of five of us succeeded.

Speaker 19 (39:14):
One of my friends had a ID that was a
real ID, but it was not him, and there was
cops in the bar that we went to, and he
ran into some problems and had to stand outside for
about an hour and try and plead his case that
he was a twenty four year old and we were
just playing a little.

Speaker 29 (39:31):
Prank and.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Justin really stupid.

Speaker 29 (39:36):
I know, it was the dumbest thing ever, but good
story to look back on, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
But your how old are you now?

Speaker 29 (39:45):
Twenty four? Four six months ago?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
All right? So, but I'm a fifty five year old guy.
If I used my high school ID, I would probably
be figured out.

Speaker 29 (39:58):
Yeah, you might be in the same boat as my
buddy was.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
God. All right, well, so here's two not being bored
when we go out and using fake id's. That's the
strangest thing I've ever heard. All right, Well, justin thanks
for calling, man, have a good day. I appreciate you calling.

Speaker 9 (40:11):
Can you imagine why would you want to go out
way and use your fake ID just for fun?

Speaker 7 (40:15):
I think that fake id's are one of those things
you should absolutely pay forward. Once you're done with it,
you just have to give it to someone else who
looks like you and keep this cycle going.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
What if you can't find somebody that looks like you,
you can.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
You can always find.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Something and just keep it. Like me, Jamie, Jamie in
Lane twenty one used her sister's ID. You look like
your sister, Jamie.

Speaker 27 (40:36):
I would dye my hair to look like my sister
just to use her ID.

Speaker 9 (40:41):
All right, Yes, did it work out?

Speaker 15 (40:46):
It did?

Speaker 26 (40:47):
So. I grew up in New York.

Speaker 11 (40:49):
I used to go to the bars and Poughkeepsie.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
And my sister before she moved to South Carolina, she
would go out.

Speaker 19 (40:57):
She's very social.

Speaker 27 (40:58):
She makes friends with a lot of pep people.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
So I got to the bar and I hit on
my idea.

Speaker 14 (41:04):
He goes, this isn't you.

Speaker 27 (41:06):
I know you?

Speaker 15 (41:07):
I know her.

Speaker 29 (41:08):
I was like, you don't know me?

Speaker 11 (41:10):
And he ends up calling my sister.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Oh no, what a jerk.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
I mean, all you want to just go and have fun.
Why do they stand in your in your way?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
It's going to blackout drunk? Yes, eating blackout drunk. It's
not good. All right, Well thanks for your go ahead,
but letting me all right, Jamie, I can can you
understand what you're saying now? Thanks for calling Jamie? Hold on,
hold one second. We'll send you a prize, send her something.

(41:43):
And so that's the thing. Fake id's where do you
get a fake ID? Today? I mean, IDs now are
just they're so like they have like things on them,
like little emblems and things you can't find.

Speaker 7 (41:55):
I'd be so chicken because it's a felony, right if
you get caught with something like that, I'd frizze. I think.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
So okay.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Finally, Tara line twenty one, Her parents caught her. Really
what happened?

Speaker 32 (42:07):
Tara?

Speaker 26 (42:08):
Hi?

Speaker 27 (42:08):
Yeah, So it was just hanging out in my room
one day.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Parents were going through like typical parents.

Speaker 34 (42:14):
And they found it and next thing I know, it's
on our Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
What they made an ornament? They've been a Christmas tree
ornament out of your fake ID.

Speaker 21 (42:22):
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I love your parents, I mean you hate them. I
love them.

Speaker 10 (42:29):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 23 (42:30):
All right.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
Well, how old are you now?

Speaker 11 (42:33):
Thirty three?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Okay, you don't have to use that. You don't have
to use that anymore, right, Tarah, have a great day.
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis, Duran, Elvis Duran. Phone tap?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 27 (42:45):
All right?

Speaker 23 (42:46):
Leslie wants to play a phone tap on her sister Stacy.
So Stacy does not like cats, and Leslie said, hey,
I just adopted a cat for you. So I'm going
to call from the cat adoption a. This is not
a good idea, it's a great idea. This is a
perfect idea. Okay, here we go, Garrett's phone tap. Let's
listen to Hello, Hi, Stacy, my name is Randy Taylor.

(43:10):
I'd like to extend this paw of a lifetime to
you today. I see that you have signed up for
a cat adoption and we are very excited that you
have chosen to bring one of our felines into your home.

Speaker 25 (43:23):
So we'd like to thank you now.

Speaker 15 (43:25):
You can stop right there.

Speaker 21 (43:25):
You're the wrong number.

Speaker 25 (43:27):
No, that this is Stacy Couric who lives at.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Street.

Speaker 15 (43:33):
Well, okay, how did you get my address? First ball
the second of all, I'm not a cat person.

Speaker 27 (43:37):
I'm not an animal person.

Speaker 15 (43:38):
There's no way adopted now.

Speaker 23 (43:39):
We had our team over at the Westfield mall the
other day and we have your name on the list,
and we were wondering when would be a good time
to drop off mister snuggles.

Speaker 26 (43:49):
How about never.

Speaker 21 (43:50):
I'm not an animal person.

Speaker 26 (43:52):
I'm very clean.

Speaker 27 (43:52):
I have allergies.

Speaker 11 (43:54):
I have asthma.

Speaker 27 (43:55):
It's very serious.

Speaker 15 (43:56):
It cannot have animals around. Well, it makes you really
like them, to be honest, I don't think that.

Speaker 26 (44:00):
I don't think they're that's cute.

Speaker 23 (44:01):
If that's the case, we have some hairless cats that
we could help you out with that that do need
homes as well.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
I said no, no cat, thank you.

Speaker 25 (44:12):
Hello, Hello, Stacey, it's me Randy Taylor again.

Speaker 15 (44:20):
WHOA I said no, and I meant no.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
I don't even like animals.

Speaker 23 (44:23):
Our feline friends might seem self sufficient, but they need
love to Are you reading.

Speaker 26 (44:28):
From a scripsive this recording or something?

Speaker 25 (44:31):
No, no, this is no recording. This is this is
coming from my heart.

Speaker 15 (44:34):
Cat ask I do not want to cat.

Speaker 25 (44:37):
Some cats have nine lines.

Speaker 16 (44:38):
But you you please get off the phone and don't
call me again and don't bring me any cats.

Speaker 25 (44:44):
For hundreds of others. Some have cried, some have come
too late.

Speaker 21 (44:50):
Hello, I'm very busy.

Speaker 15 (44:53):
You're interrupting me.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
I hate animals.

Speaker 21 (44:56):
I hate this damn song.

Speaker 26 (44:59):
I hate you and I've seen that commercial.

Speaker 10 (45:02):
I know what you're doing and I'm not impressed because
I have no soo are you happy?

Speaker 23 (45:09):
We're gonna let her sit with it for a few minutes,
so we'll have you call her back and see how
she's doing.

Speaker 20 (45:14):
Okay, Why to god?

Speaker 7 (45:18):
I call you drop?

Speaker 21 (45:19):
I whoa saincy?

Speaker 20 (45:21):
Hello, Faincy Calise. It's lovely. He thinks, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (45:27):
Did you find me up for a cat?

Speaker 21 (45:29):
Oh? My god, I totally forgot to tell you.

Speaker 29 (45:33):
It's not.

Speaker 27 (45:34):
It's just like it was one of those things.

Speaker 20 (45:35):
We were at the mall and I fell in love
with this cat.

Speaker 21 (45:38):
But Rick does want me to have another cat, so
I put.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Your name on.

Speaker 20 (45:41):
I'm you know, I hate cats, you know, but Weedle,
you see this cat, he's super sweet. He's like really
fuffy and his face is a little smush.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
That's my nightmare.

Speaker 15 (45:53):
I got this through you because I know that you're
having a hard team dating.

Speaker 21 (45:57):
I mean, so i'd really man my.

Speaker 15 (45:59):
Cat, not a man. I don't like tats.

Speaker 20 (46:02):
I like men. And how do you know what?

Speaker 26 (46:05):
Maybe maybe that's what's fired and running behind and you're
not helping me.

Speaker 20 (46:10):
I think you found a little stressed out, so.

Speaker 27 (46:14):
Stripped out.

Speaker 25 (46:15):
Hey, Stacey, who is it?

Speaker 23 (46:19):
My name's Garrett from Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone taped by your sister.

Speaker 15 (46:25):
You a little bitch.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
That is not funny.

Speaker 21 (46:28):
You think you're so funny.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all party, says.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
The Elvis Teran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
So let's say you're married and you're having an affair
with the woman next door. The married woman next do so,
do you have the wherewithal to dig a tunnel between
your house and her house? Did you hear the story.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
No, that's insane.

Speaker 9 (47:13):
Just south of the.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Border in Tijuana, Mexico. Alberto is his name. He's a
construction worker. He's been cheating on his wife with a
woman named Pamela, who's also married to a guy named Jorge.
They live next door. So to make their affair easier,
Alberto the construction worker dug an underground tunnel between their homes. Okay,

(47:35):
don't know how long the tunnel was, but I was
looking at a photo. He did a slick pro job
on this thing.

Speaker 9 (47:40):
Can you imagine digging a tunnel?

Speaker 22 (47:42):
No, But he's a construction worker, so that made it
a little easier because he did seem like maybe he
was doing something that he knew what he was doing.

Speaker 8 (47:50):
Right.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Well, I know, but even a tunnel of me, you're
a construction worker, it's it's not an overnight process. Is
because I'd be broken up to you by the time
I had like a spoonful of dirt out of theme.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
Me too, I'd be so annoyed at all my effort,
like this isn't worth it.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Okay, Well, the tunnel worked until Jorge came home from
work early one day, caught him in the act and
he spotted the hole to the tunnel, which was underneath
his couch. Oh my gosh, and he got so he
crawled down into the hole and followed it over to
Alberto's house. Oh, oh my god, oh my good.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
This needs to be like a Hallmark movie or something
exactly this story.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
It's just, you know, every day, I'm just amazed at
the things we learn, the links people go to.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
We can call the movie Alberto's Hole.

Speaker 9 (48:37):
Yes, yes, Alberto's Hole colon the Tunnel of Love.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
We need to make him.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
Where are you, lifetime.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
If you're out there sending your resumes around trying to
get a job, you got to make sure you check
your auto correct Make sure you check it over. A
guy posted on Reddit his girlfriend had been applying to
jobs and she's not getting any callbacks. That couldn't figure
out why. Somehow, the resume app auto corrected her name
to her user name Princess Banana hammock.

Speaker 7 (49:16):
Wait a minute, what is that a user name for.

Speaker 9 (49:20):
That's a I think that's an old friends reference.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
By the way, Okay, oh yeah, so she was she.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Was applying for jobs under the name Princess Banana Hammock.
So I thought it was kind of fun.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Okay, I would totally call that person back.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
You would see, see if you applied it to if
you applied for a job on our show, we would
call you back because we like people instantly. Yeah, so, uh, scary,
you look like you're chomping at the bit.

Speaker 18 (49:45):
I was about to say, if we were going to
continue on that thought for a second. When it in
the times of getting hiring interns, Brody would actually uh
literally troll their social media to see to make sure
there weren't these nuances and weird things. I said, well,
that builds a better character. I think those are the
people that you want to interview, but you don't want
to interview, you know. But he's like, no, way, no,

(50:06):
there's misspellings here.

Speaker 9 (50:07):
He picked up Brody. Let's let's talk to him about
let's chastise him severely.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
No, good morning, Brody, love that good.

Speaker 24 (50:13):
Morning of us. You know what's funny. When I told
that the scary, I said, hey, between us, I never
want to discuss this, but I have checked out social media,
but that's not something I would ever discuss in public
because I wouldn't want applicants to know that. So it's
thanks scary.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Well, it's typical of an employer to check social media.
I mean, that's kind of a given at this point.
But he did tell you, I, you know, he here,
here's the thing. Brody is in charge of hiring our interns,
and this is why we have the best interns, no doubt.
But that's his system, you know. And and he did
say out loud, I don't want that to be public,
and you just announced it to the public.

Speaker 9 (50:47):
I just I prefer someone with that that's been ruffled down.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
But you're missing the point here.

Speaker 9 (50:51):
The point is the point is he asked you, and
you you.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Still did it. Well.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
Snitches end up in ditches. Scary, is it?

Speaker 13 (51:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Alberta so Brony, It's interesting how you and who am
I to question how you make your decisions on these interns,
because nine times out of ten they're they're fabulous, right,
but you do get really picky about their their their resumes.

(51:22):
And I'm thinking the ones that that go all hog crazy,
those are the ones we kind of want to meet
because those are the interesting, weird ones. Like in turn Robbie,
for instance, he turned out to be like just wild,
wacky and incredible, And something tells me his resume wasn't perfect.

Speaker 24 (51:37):
Well, when you say resume, I'm actually a stickler for
the cover letter. Robbie. Robbie happens to be always out
of his freaking mind. Robbie's cover letter was fantastic, and
his resume he worked at a lot of radio stations.
My big pet peeve, and I tweet this all the time,
is when your cover letter says I really want to
be a part of the morning show, and you write

(51:58):
a part is one word that's the exact opposite.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Of what they mean.

Speaker 24 (52:02):
So that means separate from okay, and so if you
want to be separate from the morning show, you're going
to stay that way. That's that's what that's sort of
my thing.

Speaker 29 (52:10):
I don't get a part wrong.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
You know, through your scrutiny, the interns that we have
had over the years have all been very smart, So
I mean, I guess that has something to do with it,
most of them. Some of them kind of stupid, but
you know, I'm kidding.

Speaker 24 (52:25):
I did make I did elvis. I did make one
exception because her cover letter was fantastic. Sam producer Sam
wrote on her cover letter, I could care less, but
I still interviewed her because her cover letter was funny.
And that's my one mistake, that one exception in the
twenty years I've been doing this, Sam okay, and look.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
At look at the payoff there when she's seen when
she should have said, I couldn't have cared less. You
still let her slip through. What's said, Gandhi about you
creeping on social media.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
I creep social media for everything I consume. Whether it's
me wanting to buy a piece of jewelry, I'll find
their page and dive deep into it. If I want
to donate money somewhere my sister's dog trainers. I wanted
to see what kind of people they were, so I
dig into their social media. It is absolutely representative of
who they want you to think they are or who

(53:14):
they actually are. Either way, I want to know.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yeah, because you can tell if they're putting on a front,
if they're fronting, you know absolutely, and even then you
can admire them for a front and in a great way,
you know, I don't know, all right, Brody Loving, you
just want to check in with you.

Speaker 24 (53:28):
Thanks Loving to guys.

Speaker 22 (53:30):
We were really late, yeah, Frog, I was just going
to admire Scury's ability. He pulled one of his Steve
Martin tactics that I caught it if we were chastising
him about social media. He went back to the hole
that the guy was digging over to the next door
neighbor's house. That was one of Steve Martin's tactics, a.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Callback called the callback. Yeah but work, just only one
in five hundred people probably heard it anyway.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
The Mercedes Benz Interview, thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
For being on the show. At Mercedes Benz, there's a
reason they go the extra mile, from testing their vehicles
in desert heat and arctic cold to creating AI that
can anticipate your needs and preferences on the road. They
demand every car is worthy of their star because it's
Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Elvist Ran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis d
Wran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
So down the hall on the successful end of the building,
there's a show called the Breakfast Club. I know you've
heard of Djnvy, you've heard of Charlemagne. Well now they're
here with us. Good morning.

Speaker 10 (54:40):
What's happening.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
We're kind of hoping that your your ratings will rub
off on us. Please rub me. We're doing okay, So
Charlamagne Envy, Thank you for coming down. I know you
have a busy, busy schedule. You guys are always flying
around and painting cars.

Speaker 10 (54:51):
And now I don't paint no car. That's save money,
Envy those beautiful cars. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Anyway, So I know you guys don't don't have long
so I'm I'm not going to waste your time. The
other day, Danielle and Gandhi and I came up with
this idea ask a white man, but.

Speaker 10 (55:07):
There's nothing but white men in here.

Speaker 7 (55:09):
I have a lot of questions for that.

Speaker 10 (55:10):
Oh got you? Okay, Gandhi has a lot of questions.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I mean Gandhi's brown, yes, so I mean you're you're
allowed to play too. Thanks so, but you know I'm
also gay guys, so you can actually do ask a
gay or ask a white man?

Speaker 10 (55:23):
You wanted to do a gay guy.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
By the way, I have a new segment coming out
here me. It's called Honky of the Day. Okay, we'll
get because I try to come up with as much
as much original original material as I can. Welcome to
Ask a White Guy or Ask a Gay? Okay, starring

(55:46):
our special guest DJ Envy and Charlotmare Hey. Okay, that's
where you have to ask a question.

Speaker 10 (55:52):
Oh, okay, I guess my first question is for a
white guy. Okay, why don't white people find Taylors with
a I don't know some people some people do.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Okay, wait, well hold on, you do you guys find
her annoying?

Speaker 10 (56:07):
I actually liked extremely annoying, especially when she wins the
awards at the award shows and acts like she didn't
know she was gonna win. I hate that fake I
hate that fake surprise stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
I have a question, Yes, go right ahead and me
white guys, Yes, why.

Speaker 8 (56:20):
Do you let your kids curse you out and you
don't do nothing back to them? That's a great question.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
All I have is a Schnauzer, so I don't know.
You know, we'll go to a white woman, Danielle.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
You know what, in my house, it doesn't happen. Could
because my husband's British from Europe, so he don't take
that crap. But in somehouses, Progby.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
You take this one.

Speaker 22 (56:37):
No, there's absolutely no chance my son is ever going
to curse at me. Well, obviously zero chan. Obviously Envy
has seen this. Now, Brody, you have the three daughters,
surely they win every fight.

Speaker 13 (56:45):
Oh, I would say a new segment, Ask a white woman,
because my wife lets it happen as long as as
long as that me.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
It's totally fine. I'm scarious.

Speaker 10 (56:55):
I got three daughters to brody, so I know they're feeling.
I just let him run all over me in my house.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Great question. It's a great question, though I never thought
the would be a problem. You know, Gandha, you can
play too, you know. Okay, so ask a why guy?
Ask a gay?

Speaker 10 (57:08):
All right?

Speaker 7 (57:09):
Why is clapping on rhythm so difficult?

Speaker 9 (57:11):
It's not for me because gay guys have rhythm.

Speaker 10 (57:14):
What kind of clapping were talking about?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
That's where I lose my rhythm. Okay, this is going well.
You know, it's taking a little time for you guys
to you know, squeeze out some questions. I got one.
It gonna hold back. Yes, Charla is.

Speaker 10 (57:32):
Kelly Clarkson, since you've been gone, the white version of
a Negro spiritual?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Yes, yes, she is our Negro spiritual. All right, Okay,
I get it. That's a fair question. The answer is.

Speaker 10 (57:51):
Yes, Yes, y'all cats, The Holy Ghost when that comes
on absolutely looks like y'all in a black church. I've
seen it.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Yes, I love, I love it. I love Jesus, believe
you to. I know Swiss, Swiss Jesus, Jesus cheddar ches, Jesus,
please give you do it, do it?

Speaker 10 (58:13):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
You guys, you haven't heard this before, Scarry he was
about to play another white negro spiritually.

Speaker 9 (58:18):
No no, no, Charlottage has never heard you praised cheese, envy.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
You never heard me praise cheeses.

Speaker 10 (58:22):
Let's go, Elvis take him to church. Godfather, you're ready
to go.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Oh my God, I fear.

Speaker 10 (58:31):
I love your Godfather.

Speaker 14 (58:34):
I love me some Guda.

Speaker 10 (58:35):
Hey, I love me some blea Jesus because I love
some chamee all right after collection blease.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
There's nothing that gets me going like some monster. I
love American chess, even though someone argued with the American
cheese ain't cheese. I love China, I love smoke good,
I love montery jack. I love cheese.

Speaker 21 (59:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Every time and Charlamade visit our show, we go. We
just drive right on. Supposed to be ask a white man,
ask again.

Speaker 10 (59:17):
Okay, I'm gonna ask a white man.

Speaker 36 (59:18):
I gotta okay, Okay, white guys, Yes, why do you
always show it in the winter?

Speaker 10 (59:25):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Listen because their legs match the snow.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
It's a cameo.

Speaker 21 (59:32):
I do.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
I love wearing shorts in the way we don't have
We don't feel temperature below our wieners.

Speaker 10 (59:39):
I think they, I think that they just want to
show that their white skin and syperia.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
All year round. We have four seasons of being superior.

Speaker 10 (59:52):
Anybody else want to go?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Come on?

Speaker 10 (59:53):
Okay, white men? Yes, do white people think oh J
did it?

Speaker 27 (59:57):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Okay, two black people think he did it?

Speaker 10 (01:00:06):
Not this black person, but yes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Well wait, so I'm open. I'm open to have a conversation.
So who did it?

Speaker 10 (01:00:13):
Could have been his son?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah, I heard that too, that documentary.

Speaker 10 (01:00:22):
That's what I mean. That's what his kid.

Speaker 27 (01:00:24):
Then.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
But let me tell you, let me tell you something.
You know me. I'm open minded. I'll listen to any
in everyone's opinion. I cannot one disagree with you. I can't.
I wasn't fair. I didn't see it happened. NOJ did it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
He did it?

Speaker 29 (01:00:38):
You know I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
You don't know that.

Speaker 10 (01:00:40):
I don't. I don't know for sure. But it's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Are you found innocent for that? But you're found guilty
for what thing?

Speaker 10 (01:00:51):
He forgot found guilty for something his own stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:00:55):
Okay, okay, questions asking white guy?

Speaker 10 (01:00:58):
Ask a gay you guys are here here, you were
really considered mayonnaise a delicacy?

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Oh no, I don't throw up of you, but mayonnaise
anywhere near me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
It's not a delicacy, but it's so good on so
many things. I know you hate mannaise.

Speaker 10 (01:01:10):
Yeah, why they're eating it out the jar?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
And I don't you ever seen that? I would never.

Speaker 8 (01:01:18):
Yes, do you want to ask a black guy anything
while we're here?

Speaker 10 (01:01:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Why you hate mayonnaise? Just disgusting.

Speaker 10 (01:01:24):
It is Satan's condiment. It's growing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Let me tell you a reason why I don't like
to go skiing, because because it's all white people.

Speaker 9 (01:01:31):
And I think if it's I never seen white people
skiing ski No, no answer me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Why don't you want to go skiing?

Speaker 10 (01:01:39):
I just never thought about it, exactly. I don't think
that doesn't look fun to me, like getting on a
slide and just going down a hill.

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
And let me be honest with you, it's not it.
So you know me, I got a little black in me?

Speaker 10 (01:01:50):
Why do it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
But I don't do it?

Speaker 9 (01:01:52):
That's my part. I refuse to go skiing because it's
just it's just like a bunch of white.

Speaker 10 (01:01:56):
People black in you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
His name, what was his name? Blame it was about?
It wasn't that long ago. Maybe don't get in trouble
with Alex maybe eleven years right, eleven years one? Scary.
I have a question for a blow out here by
the way, Scary, the whitest man in America. Okay, go
aheadhead Scary.

Speaker 18 (01:02:18):
Why don't you ever peel the stickers off your baseball cap?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Bige, that's a good question. That stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Tag on the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Right if he's wearing a Yankees cat and.

Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
I don't know why you have the sticker?

Speaker 29 (01:02:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
How much was that cat?

Speaker 27 (01:02:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:02:41):
Hell on?

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
White man?

Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
Brodie says he knows the name the answer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Yes, I'm going to blaxplain though, Master Blackford. Yes, I
asked the black man with a sticker on his hat,
and he said, so it remains fresh out the box.

Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
That was like that time you see me keeping the
stickers on my thuves because I'm taking it back from
Barneys in New York, because I took him back some
jeans he definitely did. I had some how stupid I was.
This is early on with the Brex Club. I bought
a pair of fifteen hundred dollars jeans from Barney's and
then after the iHeart Festival, I took him right back,
kept three seats on throughout the whole iHeart Front and

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everything exactly, but talked about when he brought it back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
That's why I forget they listened to you down down
at the Barneys. Y.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
But white women do this all the time.

Speaker 16 (01:03:29):
We buy a fancy dress for something, and we stick
the tags and then we return it after Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:03:35):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Why grape soda.

Speaker 10 (01:03:37):
I don't drink soda. I'm a water guy. I'd never
been in the grape so.

Speaker 36 (01:03:41):
Grape soda was usually cheap in you know, you usually
get grape soda for fifty cents. So you know, with
the off BRANDT was what was the one that was
supposed to make it so that you can't have babies?

Speaker 10 (01:03:50):
What was that soda?

Speaker 15 (01:03:51):
I can't remember.

Speaker 36 (01:03:54):
It was a soda that allegedly grape soda that it
stopped you from having babies on floda, You are true.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
We're using grape soda as birth control. I got five kids.
Didn't work. It's like definitely it's like using a spermicidal
jelly when smuckers grape.

Speaker 10 (01:04:13):
Is the white people out there listening, like we really
have to do more. In the black community, they're using cream,
SODA's birth control, general reckets.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
They'll never know.

Speaker 10 (01:04:21):
More money in the Planing Parents.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Tropical fantasy allegedly, I'm gonna go get me a case
of that, Gandhi, any questions for you could do a
questions for the black guy, or the white guy, or
the gay.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
Guys, or the white people in the room, not just
the guys. How come you never talk about your cousins
or have family reunions.

Speaker 10 (01:04:39):
Because they all sleep with each other, So it's at.

Speaker 27 (01:04:45):
We do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah, we do have family reunions in private in the dark.

Speaker 9 (01:04:53):
Our trees have no branches.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
That's awful one, okay, now hold on, the text are
coming in.

Speaker 9 (01:05:01):
Why did white people wear winter coats in the summer?

Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
That is the nutrient and that just thoughts happening.

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
Seriously, to hide your gun or hide something that shop
it you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:09):
Stopping those negative stereotypes, Nobe, that is true. I take
it you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I think it's because it looks good because in the winter,
coach look great.

Speaker 10 (01:05:17):
By the way, you can only get away with that
if you're a rapper. I'm not that cool yet, Like
I see rappers do that all the time, Like, how
are they getting away with that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
I'm not that cool yet. That means you feel like
you're on your way to being cool.

Speaker 10 (01:05:26):
Maybe I've been trying it. I'm been starting with like
long sleeve T shirts into summing due next year. Next year,
I might be moving up to the leather jacket.

Speaker 9 (01:05:33):
That's that's forget the Gateway garments.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
I got one more question, yes then, DJ white people, Yes,
why don't you wash your chicken before you eat it?
I always wash my chicken, my chicken, I always wash
my chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
But apparently you're not supposed.

Speaker 9 (01:05:45):
To splatters everywhere.

Speaker 10 (01:05:47):
You know who came up with that roll a white man,
And that's why we should not take it serious.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Okay, I didn't stop it.

Speaker 10 (01:05:54):
The white man told us not to wash our chicken.
All right, You've been washing our chicken for years and
all of a sudden, like, stop washing your chicken. Why?
What is the reason? No, I wash my chick.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
You know who taught me to do that. My friend Charmaine,
who is black by the way, She's like, why don't
you white people watch your you know what? From now on,
I will wash my chicken because I'm listening to you.
I love you where you know doctor I said, don't
wash the chicken because.

Speaker 10 (01:06:13):
You want He just won't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
He doesn't want you to just fly bacteria.

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
He's a white man.

Speaker 10 (01:06:19):
What that question?

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
What does that text at question?

Speaker 10 (01:06:21):
Doesn't one? I want to see people swim.

Speaker 9 (01:06:25):
I see black people swimming all the time.

Speaker 13 (01:06:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:06:27):
No, we can swim.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Why don't you you don't like to ski?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
We just talked about that, but he didn't say why
because it's.

Speaker 36 (01:06:34):
It's too cold and black people using it on swim
Because we don't have pools. We don't get pools, so
we don't learn how to swim.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Yeah we usually, Yeah we don't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
We.

Speaker 10 (01:06:42):
I mean my my daughters know how to swim. That
is changed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
But you got no money, bro? You got some money.

Speaker 10 (01:06:46):
Bro, I'm doing. I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
I don't have no pool.

Speaker 9 (01:06:48):
You got pool money, no pool spreading. I guess what,
how's your careers going?

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
I got pool money.

Speaker 10 (01:06:58):
We don't like the ski down slope.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Well, no one has the gay guy question. It's all
been a white guy Question's got to have a gay
guy question.

Speaker 10 (01:07:04):
Come on, Charlotte, you got tons of them. I have,
I mean I have, I have so many gay guy questions.
I mean I don't know. I talk to gay guys
all the time, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Answer a few of those.

Speaker 10 (01:07:17):
Me with a good time, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Anyway, Well, thank you guys for coming in.

Speaker 10 (01:07:22):
Yes, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Do j Envy of course, Charlemagne.

Speaker 10 (01:07:25):
I do have a question for a gay guy, but
I just don't know if it's appropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Well, okay, well we have a dumb button.

Speaker 10 (01:07:30):
I would just say, do gay men think that they
give filatio better than women?

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:07:34):
Oh that's a quick answer, I know. Yeah, how do
you know? That's what I would like to How do
you know?

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Well, I've just been told who brings the lube?

Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
Like, how do you decide who brings the loub?

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:07:44):
It's good to Heaven, ready to go in all time.
That's why I keep slipping off my chair.

Speaker 10 (01:07:50):
I mean, if I just don't, I don't really have
questions because I mean, gay people are just people too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Yeah, but no, but white people are white people, aren't
That's just well, welcome to ask a why guy? Ask
a gay with DJ Envy and Charlemagne from the Breakfast
Club and.

Speaker 10 (01:08:08):
He's white and I'm gay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
My lord, all right, get out of here.

Speaker 9 (01:08:18):
We gotta we gotta clean up this mess.

Speaker 24 (01:08:23):
Go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
You know what makes me mad? They can get away
with so much more on their show.

Speaker 27 (01:08:28):
They can.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
And you know, but if we tried to do half
the stuff they do do on their show, that they
would they would run us out of town. Yeah, I
love that isn't true. No one knows a guy like
another guy. Just I'll be back on that question. Scary, scary,
I don't know. I just you know, you coming up
with your own conclusion there. Anyway, that was great. This
is what I love about where we work. Even though
we were with six radio stations in this one building.

(01:08:51):
We just have the best people working here. An Envy
and Charlemagne. They have just been just they've been so
great to us and so supportive. That's why anytime they
want to do any thing, I gotta say, support them,
always be there for them. That's her family. It's her family,
even though they ask embarrassing questions.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 24 (01:09:11):
This is.

Speaker 32 (01:09:13):
And you're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
When you wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
So I have some friends on Facebook that are doing this.
I never look at Facebook. I looked the other day.
They're actually generating a lot of traffic on their own.
It's easy to do this on your own. We name
four things. I will name four things, and you tell
me which one has to go. Even if you like
all four, one thing must go.

Speaker 10 (01:09:42):
Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
Are we just screaming these out?

Speaker 9 (01:09:46):
Yes, Okay, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
One must go. Chain restaurant Tgi Friday's, Applebee's Olive Garden outback.
I love apple Bees, but I like the other one
a little that we had to pick one, all right,
all right, one must go. Network late night hosts Jimmy Fallon,
Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, James Cordon, James Gordon.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
Called James Cordon be.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
No, God, listen to you.

Speaker 10 (01:10:13):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:10:15):
Okay, okay, God, calm down.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
He's going to cause problems.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Look, I'm giving you four. One must go, but you
can still think that'll be great, you know, but one
must go. Kardashian adjacent men ready, Kanye West, Travis Scott,
Scott Dissick, Pete Davidson Scots.

Speaker 9 (01:10:31):
Oh, I'm hearing Kanye and Travis Travis Scott.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
You cannot get rid of Scott dissic. He is just
the man. He is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Okay, drinks, you consume a happy hour beer Margerita's wine
rose beer beer, you know, and Gandhi's argument is rose
is wine, but rose is more of a state of mind,
isn't it? Okay? I guess, okay, I mean or his
uncle Johny calls it and can even at the glass

(01:11:01):
into pink stuff. All right, which one of these fort
do you want to get rid of? Drinking holidays? St?
Patrick's Day? Sing of the Mayo fourth of July Memorial
Day weekend? Oh? St.

Speaker 7 (01:11:12):
Patrick's Day?

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Really?

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
Yeah, if we were Irish, we would think different.

Speaker 14 (01:11:16):
As the weather bad weather.

Speaker 10 (01:11:18):
Huh yeah?

Speaker 27 (01:11:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
The rest of them are not sing of the Mayo
fourth of July Memorial Day weekend, keeping all right, be
careful on this one. Streaming services Netflix, Amazon, Prime, HBO, Max, Hulu.

Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
Netflix, Oh wow, okay, here's my thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Do you want to get rid of the one that's
not performing for you?

Speaker 27 (01:11:39):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
But see Netflix does this thing where they split up
what could be one documentary like an hour and a
half and they make it six different episodes. They waste
my time, and I don't like my time being wasted,
so I'm not at Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Okay, Justice League, Superheroes, one must go? Superman, Wonder Woman,
the Flash, the Batman.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
The Flash, the Flash, the Flash.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Brody, You're the ultimate when it comes to everything superheroes.
That does it work? Just a scream out loud? Which
one do you want? She just runs? Come on, okay,
he just runs?

Speaker 7 (01:12:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:12:07):
All right, it could get heated.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Sports? Which one must go? Basketball? Baseball, football, ice hockey.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Oh, ice hockey?

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Basketball?

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
I love ice hockey basketball, she said, basketball?

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
I like, yeah, ice hockey. I love ice hockey.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
You don't like basketball?

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
No, not as much as ice hockey.

Speaker 15 (01:12:25):
I got that one.

Speaker 10 (01:12:25):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Okay, give me anxiety. Okay, which one of the which
one of these has to go? H hosts on our show,
Danielle Gandhiani.

Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
We all pick ourselves to go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Daniel Gandhi scary.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
Oh, scary Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Okay, okay, which one of these fours you go? Holiday
icons ready, Santa Claus, Easter Buddy two, Fairy Easter, Bunny,
Eastern Brings nice chocolate.

Speaker 6 (01:13:03):
I like chocolate.

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
The two fairy brings money sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Sometimes tooth fairy always forgot. Yeah, yeah, it was supposed
to be a holiday icon. Is he really a holiday today? Okay,
here we go. Hilarious women. Which one must go? None,
Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Amy.

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
Schumer, Amy Schumer.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
I love is my favorite. Today's show anchors Hoda, Savannah Guthrie,
Jenna Bush, Al Roker, Jenna See. I love Jenna Bush too,
Matt Lower.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
Daniel, you know, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
It's time for him to go. Okay, here's one for Gandhi.
Which thrill should go out of these four? Skydiving roller coasters,
bungee jumping, mountain climbing roller coasters?

Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
Oh sad you said no, you can't give up a
mountain or a skydive or whatever the other one wants.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
Coach boy, Josh, it's so mad at you right now?

Speaker 9 (01:14:08):
Right young people slang words, which one must go them?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
T Boomer ghosted yeat.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
Boomer No, yeat is the greatest. How do you not
like yet?

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
I still like the best of before scary screaming Boomer
because he is one. Okay, last one, I'm gonna give
you four One Must Go, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, Twitter.

Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
YouTube only because you kids Twitter probably a Twitter.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
There you go. Thank you for playing One Must Go.

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
That was great and stressful all at the same time.

Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
Got some sweating over here.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Phone tappen say we love Michael Oppenheimer. Of fact, we
get record West from Michael Oppenheimer. Phone tabs.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
Don't scrimpressions on it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Done?

Speaker 13 (01:15:05):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
What's the email? Say today? Scotty, O're here? It is
dear Morning show. My parents ordered these knives from a
TV infomercial. Ever since, they've been receiving phone calls from
telemarketers almost every day, trying to sell them every type
of junk imaginable. Well as you can imagine, My parents
are not happy about these calls. Don't you think it's
time for Michael Oppenheimer to give them a call? This

(01:15:27):
comes from Naomi. Ye all right, Scary plays the part
of mister Michael Oppenheimer, the annoying, relentless telephone telemarketer. List's
listening as Naomi phone taps for mom and dad with
Michael Oppenheim.

Speaker 14 (01:15:40):
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with these nineties and
we have a wonderful product for you to try this
afternoon called haragami. How are you doing today? Miss?

Speaker 20 (01:15:52):
Actually, actually you must have the wrong person, so thank
you for calling in. Please don't call again.

Speaker 14 (01:15:57):
Hello. Hello, Oh yes, Catherine, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer
with sir in Japan the art of folding papers called origami.

Speaker 21 (01:16:08):
Hello, Hi, where did you get my number?

Speaker 14 (01:16:11):
Recently? You ordered knives from TV? I think you're pot Okay, sir, okay, everybody.

Speaker 28 (01:16:19):
What I'd like for you to do, uh is.

Speaker 20 (01:16:22):
Not call this number again?

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:16:24):
You you were asked once already.

Speaker 20 (01:16:27):
Now I am telling you a second time. There better
not be a third time.

Speaker 14 (01:16:33):
Are you familiar?

Speaker 20 (01:16:34):
Do you understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 27 (01:16:36):
Sir?

Speaker 16 (01:16:37):
Do not call me again?

Speaker 14 (01:16:38):
If you could let me finish time you call me,
SIRMI is fast, easy and comfortable.

Speaker 10 (01:16:45):
Very much.

Speaker 20 (01:16:46):
Please do not call this number again.

Speaker 9 (01:16:49):
Plus do you understand me, sir?

Speaker 14 (01:16:52):
We'll give you this snap action scrunchy, which is to
keep on talking.

Speaker 10 (01:16:57):
I do not want to buy anything.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
I do not want anything for free, and you can
tell them whoever they may be.

Speaker 20 (01:17:07):
I am not interested.

Speaker 14 (01:17:08):
Are all familiar that this has gathered fabric used for
creating new ponytail styles.

Speaker 21 (01:17:16):
Hello, are you going to keep calling this number?

Speaker 14 (01:17:28):
Miss? If you act now, we'll also throw in the
Turby twist? Are you familiar with the uh?

Speaker 20 (01:17:33):
I am totally familiar. I own all of it, and
I'm not interested in it anymore.

Speaker 14 (01:17:37):
We have the thirty page Glamour Guide.

Speaker 20 (01:17:39):
What is your name?

Speaker 14 (01:17:40):
Michael, Michael what Oppenheimer?

Speaker 20 (01:17:43):
Okay, thank you, mister Oppenheimer, And we're not interested.

Speaker 14 (01:17:46):
Paragami is fun for the children.

Speaker 20 (01:17:48):
We're actually filing a harassment claim. That's why I have
you on the phone so that your line can be
tapped into so you can keep talking if you like.

Speaker 14 (01:17:55):
They can twist their hair into all kinds of vendable shapes.

Speaker 15 (01:17:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:17:59):
I am on a website and I see everything.

Speaker 27 (01:18:02):
Thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:18:02):
Have a nice day.

Speaker 13 (01:18:07):
Hello.

Speaker 14 (01:18:08):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with in Japan the art
of folding papers.

Speaker 20 (01:18:13):
Called Michael Michael?

Speaker 10 (01:18:15):
What part of we're not interested?

Speaker 20 (01:18:17):
Do you not understand I'd like.

Speaker 14 (01:18:20):
To give you something for free at this time. I
don't want anything for free.

Speaker 20 (01:18:23):
I don't want anything for free.

Speaker 10 (01:18:24):
I don't want to pay for anything.

Speaker 14 (01:18:26):
What if I took your email to understand that.

Speaker 10 (01:18:28):
How about you not interested?

Speaker 20 (01:18:30):
I have harassment charges already being brought up on you.

Speaker 14 (01:18:33):
Did you know that the Derby twist is over five
times as absorbent? All?

Speaker 20 (01:18:36):
Yeah, I don't care about anything that you're saying. You
are doing nothing but harassing me.

Speaker 9 (01:18:42):
Not only that, but I'm phone tapping you.

Speaker 23 (01:18:46):
It's scary Jones, Melvis to rand in the Morning Show,
you got phone tapped?

Speaker 26 (01:18:50):
You know what?

Speaker 20 (01:18:50):
What's I am gonna murder that kid when she comes
hold from the gym. I had the police here.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
This stables pre recorded with permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Worth Hey, danielle h Gandhi? Yes, do you remember? Okay
you're still there? Gandhi daniel Back in your dating days,
did you ever date someone merely because they were a
fixer upper?

Speaker 21 (01:19:29):
Oh, that's a goal of mine.

Speaker 7 (01:19:30):
It hasn't happened yet. Get what, Most people like date
are pretty useless at that stuff. But I just want
someone to be able to like fix my bed frame
and hang out hands something on a wall.

Speaker 9 (01:19:38):
Please, no, No, that's not what a fixer upper is.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
A fixer upper is someone who needs help and you
it's like it's like taking home a stray dog or project.

Speaker 9 (01:19:47):
It's a project. That's the word that's me.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
It's like if you watch HGTV, people go out and
spend a little bit of money on a house that
needs a lot of fixing up.

Speaker 9 (01:19:56):
Yeah, well that's the same thing about it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Let's say you date a guy who's a quote unquote
fixer upper. He wears the wrong shoes, his T shirt
and necks are stretched out. Yeah, you've seen the commercial.
You know what I'm saying. But you just know you're
attracted to people because they are fixer up or down.

Speaker 16 (01:20:12):
Do you think I could call Chip and Joanna Gaines
and an help me out dating like flip this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Well, I know that would be dating him, making him
cool and then he leaves you Do you know what
to do that? But I'm saying, yeah, there are a
lot of people and I have friends who do this.
They love fixer uppers. They love, as Danielle so so
accurately calls them, projects. The problem with the project is
it's a lot of work and you're also trying to
do something changing someone, it's not always good. And plus I.

Speaker 16 (01:20:41):
Feel like once you change them, they're gonna see how
good they are and they're gonna leave you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Exactly. That's the flipping. That's called flipping, slipping, flipping base
fixing up.

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
So I have dated projects and then when we broke up,
they fixed everything, and now I'm like, oh, really cool,
I'm really glad you changed all that after we broke up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Get sure killed all right? So I want to get
into that, if you don't mind, I want to hear
from someone who has like a fixer up story because
I want to try to talk fixer uppers out of
doing this, because I don't think you should do it.
First of all, changing you know, dating someone to change
them is just you're out of the gate. You're just
causing problems.

Speaker 27 (01:21:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
And secondly, you know you should date someone because of
what they have already on board that you like, they're
already pre wired for you. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
But why is it some people need fixer uppers? I mean,
what's the psychological reason? Do we know why?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
It makes them feel good?

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
It makes them feel talk about that, like you think.

Speaker 7 (01:21:37):
That you can add so much value to somebody's life, like, Oh,
I'm going to be the hero in this situation and
we're going to turn it all around. You're going to
get your life on track. It's going to be all
because of me. And it's it doesn't work.

Speaker 16 (01:21:47):
What makes us think that we're so great that we
can go fix somebody like, you know, I have enough
narcissists with myself that I don't need to go fix
somebody else's.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
It's a narcissic thing to do, narcissisticistic thing to do.
I can't you know what I'm saying nowhere near emailing.
So there are there are psychological things at play when
you're trying to fix someone up.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
Well, I was just listening to an audible book about this,
and God, he hit the nail on the head. You
want that challenge and you want to be able to
make that person what you want them to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Be, right, and it's not supposed to be like And
another thing, you know, if the fixer upper dater. This
applies to everyone because I remember I was in high
school and I was dating someone who I was trying
to fix. Right, they would fix them, We'll just TACKI dresser.
So I try. I did my best to try to
help that out.

Speaker 16 (01:22:35):
You know, I had a guy who used to tell me,
you know, you could dress a little more sexy, you
could do this, you could do that. And it didn't
last long because I was like, really, I'm not comfortable
like that. That's not me, So not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Yeah, So I guess that's the evils of fixing up.
So anyway, yeah, scary. So what is the difference between
a fixer up er versus a person who's just set
in their ways and you'll never change them? Well, I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:22:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
That's what I'm saying. If you're going to date someone
to fix them up, you're playing with problems there. If
she had this is true. Hello Emily, how are you?

Speaker 16 (01:23:08):
Hello?

Speaker 12 (01:23:08):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
How are you doing very well? Thank you for listening.
All right, So, uh, your good friend started dating like
three years ago and one of them was the fixer upper? Right, yes, okay,
describe describe them quickly, if you could just describe what
needed fixing on this person.

Speaker 34 (01:23:24):
Sure, it's a super nice guy, but dressed horribly, had
like shaggy hair, like unnoticeable. Three years later, you like
used to wear cargo pants. Now he wears like skinny jeans.
He has a hair person that he goes to. He's
totally different.

Speaker 9 (01:23:38):
Wow, this is a perfect example of someone who's been fixed.

Speaker 34 (01:23:41):
Up, right, I thought of them immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Okay, So what happened in their relationship three years after
she started fixing him up.

Speaker 34 (01:23:49):
Well, he's like a lot more confident now, went into
his looks and then there's still dating.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
So it worked out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
This is a success story.

Speaker 34 (01:23:57):
It's working out back fire.

Speaker 9 (01:24:00):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
What sometimes in badfire?

Speaker 16 (01:24:01):
But not because they leave you, but because they become
so obsessed with their looks now that they don't pay
as much attention to you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
So Emily your friend, the woman who fixed up the guy,
I mean, does she does he ever thank her? Hey?
You know what, in the very beginning, I look like,
you know, I didn't really care about my appearance, and
now thanks to you, I mean, is there an appreciation there?

Speaker 34 (01:24:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's kind of whipped like by her,
I get it. So yeah, he's very grateful that she
transforms him, and she's even prouder. She carries a picture
of him like from before they started dating and.

Speaker 21 (01:24:40):
Got out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
And see look what that's so weird you have seen
before and after all, right, but yeah, this sounds like
this sounds like a success story. It sounds like they
work together, so you know they do. Wait you know,
all right, well, thank you. I like a good success story.
Thank you, Emily, thanks for listening to us. Thank you. Hello, Lindsey,
good morning.

Speaker 20 (01:25:01):
How are you.

Speaker 9 (01:25:02):
I'm doing well. Now you seem to only attract fixer uppers.

Speaker 26 (01:25:06):
Really, yes, it's the story of my life.

Speaker 9 (01:25:08):
No, what do you mean to describe the typical person
you attract?

Speaker 26 (01:25:13):
Well, they have no direction, they don't really aren't really
sure what they want to do with their life.

Speaker 13 (01:25:20):
They make some poor choices.

Speaker 26 (01:25:23):
They may just don't really know what they want to do,
and their confidence is not.

Speaker 27 (01:25:28):
There at all.

Speaker 30 (01:25:29):
While you're describing Gandhi, So I get really excited because
I want I'm a teacher, and so I want people
to believe in themselves.

Speaker 26 (01:25:41):
So, you know, it becomes my mission, wow, or these
guys to believe that they can do whatever they want,
and I want to help them find a job that
works for them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
You know, Linda, you can actually trace this back to
when you're probably a little girl, where you you always
wanted to fix people's problems, and then that's why you
became a teacher.

Speaker 9 (01:25:58):
You wanted to help people better, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:26:02):
Absolutely.

Speaker 26 (01:26:03):
Unfortunately I realized, you know, in a relationship you need
a give and take, and it becomes very emotional when
I feel like I'm not being successful in that type
of really wow.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
See this goes back to what Danielle was saying earlier.
A lot of people like to fix people up because
it makes them feel better about themselves. I don't know,
but at least you're aware of it, lindsay, you know,
that's the cool thing. Sometimes I guess with something's not
working out with someone that you're fixing up, you need
to stop and go whoa, I see what I'm doing here.
I'm failing anyway. Look, you keep doing it though. I
don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to help people

(01:26:35):
be great at what they're doing, as long as you
don't insult them.

Speaker 26 (01:26:37):
You know, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:26:39):
Exactly, dressed like a you dressed like a wear enough
you know, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Lindy, thank you so much.

Speaker 26 (01:26:49):
I switched jobs and I have a longer commute and
this brightens my day every single day. Listening followed you
so thank you for what you do.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Thank you Sweet Jesus for longer commute that h Lindsey,
thank you for listening.

Speaker 9 (01:27:01):
We got to run have a great thank you too.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Finally we got to talk to Crystal. Hi, Crystal, Hi,
So good morning.

Speaker 24 (01:27:10):
I'm so excited I get to talk to you.

Speaker 10 (01:27:12):
Guys.

Speaker 20 (01:27:12):
I listened to you every mon Well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
We're excited that you're listening. And second of all, I'm
excited you called because you're the You're the other side.
You're the one that everyone always wanted to fix.

Speaker 24 (01:27:21):
Out right, Yes, that is correct.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Now what do you mean, No, you can sit here
and admit on the radio that you were the person
they wanted to fix. Like, what do they want to fix?

Speaker 27 (01:27:31):
Well, I guess everybody thought they solved that are more
potential than me.

Speaker 21 (01:27:36):
Like I had one X that got me involved.

Speaker 27 (01:27:39):
Volunteering fire and rescue, which was fine and dandy and all,
but sometimes you've got to have the drive to want
to do it, which I did the fireside. It was
so exciting, but at the same time, you know, I
I wasn't really as into it.

Speaker 11 (01:27:54):
He used to have me go suba diving, which was fun, but.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
It wasn't me, you know, And well, so what I
don't understand? What was he trying to fix? You don't
sound like someone who.

Speaker 26 (01:28:04):
Needs fixing because he thought that that I could do
better with my life and be a better person.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Wait, well, hold on, do you think you should have
been a better person? That sounds like his problem, not yours?

Speaker 27 (01:28:18):
Right right?

Speaker 28 (01:28:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 27 (01:28:20):
I thought I was fine.

Speaker 20 (01:28:21):
You know.

Speaker 30 (01:28:22):
He was just like, oh, I was his co pilot
and wanted he wanted me to be his co pilot
because he flew an airplane.

Speaker 27 (01:28:27):
And I'm just like, well, it's wrong with just just
you know, hanging out, just enjoying things. But now he
wanted me to be bigger and better.

Speaker 9 (01:28:34):
I mean, listen to what's going on here, Crystal.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
You're saying that you're the one people try to fix,
but they were the ones who needed fixing.

Speaker 9 (01:28:40):
You're fine, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Here's the thing, and we've all been through this. You're
choosing the wrong people to date, people that want to
change you to make themselves feel better. Let's go that
you deserve better than that girl. Seriously, Well, well thank you.

Speaker 26 (01:28:53):
Well, I'm now engaged to a wonderful man.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Change him it's all wrong. So no, he so he
likes you and what you're into and everything. Everything's on
the right the right road, right right, Yes, that is correct.

Speaker 9 (01:29:08):
There you go, well listen, so that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
See see.

Speaker 7 (01:29:11):
Look, but this is like a tricky thing because they
always say you want to date somebody who pushes you
to do better, right, And then if somebody pushes you
too much, are they trying to change you? Because sometimes
you see a diamond in the rough and you're like, oh, yeah,
there's potential.

Speaker 9 (01:29:22):
He well, it's the struggle in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
You know, you meet someone you love what you see
in the beginning, and then you try to change those
things you loved, and then they changed from what they were,
then you don't like them anymore. What's the points everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Should be single?

Speaker 7 (01:29:32):
And say that again, this is why everyone should be single.
Oh my gosh, half the things.

Speaker 16 (01:29:40):
So that you thought were so cute and the little things,
you know whatever in the beginning of the relationship by
the end and you're like, you're driving me crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
I know, I know, but that's you know what, when
you start to learn about yourself through how you're trying
to change someone else, that's when the growth happens. So
when you're having a conflict with someone, it's good to
stop down and go, Okay, I am I all but
hurt over this. This is something I need to think
about concerning me. Maybe I'm in the wrong here. Well,

(01:30:08):
I would never admit that out loud.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
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Speaker 28 (01:30:32):
Elvis in the Morning Show, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
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Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Uh Gandhi and I were talking earlier. Is okay if
I talk about this on the air, about what your
boyfriend said to you? Yes, okay, okay, get ready for it.
Brace yourself. So the question is, as we get into
this conversation, Hey, you ever been with someone and you're
you know, you're thinking, maybe there's a good chance, maybe
nine out of ten chance, that something sexy is about

(01:31:07):
to happen, right, and then they say something.

Speaker 9 (01:31:10):
That turns it into a zero out of ten chance.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
They say one little thing that just you you turn
and you go.

Speaker 9 (01:31:17):
Home, and you're like, I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Oh god, yeah, are you sure you can tell this
on the radio? Can you tell this to people in
the room with this?

Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
Yeah, I'm okay with it. Okay, Gandhi might traumatize Nat,
but we'll see.

Speaker 9 (01:31:28):
Okay, what did your boyfriend say to you?

Speaker 7 (01:31:30):
So we're just sitting watching TV and I guess he
was feeling a little frisky and he just looked at
me and said, hey, babe, you want to make my
dinger puke?

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
God, oh my.

Speaker 15 (01:31:44):
God, oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
Can we can we break this down? Let's break it down?
I want to break it down.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
So first of all, the word dinger, I know, I mean,
I don't know. Is John or deaner dinger worst? I
don't know, But the word dinger? Okay, nothing sexy about that, yest.

Speaker 8 (01:32:06):
So I remember you referring to my penis as a
dinger when I was like seven.

Speaker 10 (01:32:12):
So I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:32:15):
Is that a region where did Brandon grow up?

Speaker 10 (01:32:17):
Is that a regional thing?

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Because I've heard dinger, I've heard dinger before. I've heard
dingy like my dingy or not d But Dinghy's a boat,
isn't it?

Speaker 10 (01:32:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Okay, all right, so where did Brandon get Where did
they come from? I think I think dinger has been
around around the world. I mean, it's not just used
a lot. But and then the second part, do you
want to make my dinger puke my?

Speaker 11 (01:32:48):
Did you?

Speaker 15 (01:32:49):
Of course you did not?

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Oh my god?

Speaker 13 (01:32:55):
Really come on?

Speaker 9 (01:32:57):
Okay, okay, So let's break it down even further.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
So the fact that he's fun and funny outweighed the
fact he asked you if you if you wanted to
make his dinger pupil Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
Yeah, I was laughing so hard. But then I was like,
you're gross.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
Yeah, like what what would? What has been said that
has totally taken you off track? You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
like you're ready to go, and then you hear them
say blah blah blah, and you're like, oh, never mind.
I liked his text. I was hanging out with my

(01:33:29):
wife and we were fooling around and she said hold on,
and she farts and then she says, okay, keep going,
that's not okay, and.

Speaker 7 (01:33:39):
She announced it to no.

Speaker 14 (01:33:43):
People disturb me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Some people are of the thought that when it comes to,
you know, getting down and getting funky with it, you
shouldn't announce it.

Speaker 9 (01:33:52):
You shouldn't say, Okay, it's now.

Speaker 10 (01:33:54):
Time for.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
It's now time for loving.

Speaker 27 (01:33:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Yeah, it's just something that naturally just you merge into it,
like merging into traffic.

Speaker 27 (01:34:03):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
I don't know, but some people like totally saying it's
now time. Oh look at my I was looking at
my watch and it says it's time.

Speaker 15 (01:34:11):
Here we go.

Speaker 16 (01:34:12):
The only time I would see that is if he's
trying to have a baby, then I would go.

Speaker 6 (01:34:16):
Time's a ticken.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
We need to hop on it. That's really we are. Yeah,
because so when you guys were planning on having a family,
is that how it worked?

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:34:26):
See, my eye was lucky because I didn't have problems,
but a lot of people have to time the ovulation
and all that stuff. So it was like, hello, we
only have a short window here, let's.

Speaker 15 (01:34:34):
Go hop on it.

Speaker 9 (01:34:35):
Where's your dinger?

Speaker 15 (01:34:36):
From God?

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
So I just sent a text in They called it
a ding ding? Where's the ding ding? Alex calls Max's
lipstick a ding ding. It's like, oh, look, Max's ding
ding is out. I mean how now? How can you
hear the term ding ding and then like want to
do anything with it?

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
I don't think you can. You know, you really have
to power through.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
You have to power through ding ding.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Hey, you want to see Mike ding ding.

Speaker 9 (01:35:07):
This is the dumbest conversation ever. Are we grown ups?

Speaker 14 (01:35:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Shame on you, Nate. Not only are you an executive producer,
but you're also you allow this conversation to happen.

Speaker 8 (01:35:15):
I was interested to hear somebody else referred to as
a dinger.

Speaker 15 (01:35:18):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
I had to let that one through.

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
All the potential. There were so many things that were
wrong with that sentence, I know, But but.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
I love the fact that you you you were actually
turned on by the absurdity of his request.

Speaker 7 (01:35:32):
Yeah, when he makes me laugh?

Speaker 10 (01:35:33):
You know, what's your questions?

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
Scary god? I just want to know.

Speaker 18 (01:35:37):
But don't you in the least think that it is
It is a turn off in the sense of it
makes it more mechanical and like, Okay, we know the
outcome of this.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
We know where this is going. But the way he
asked it was you're vocalizing what's what's about to happen?

Speaker 10 (01:35:52):
Just if it's more in the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
I mean, I just what's your question?

Speaker 9 (01:35:55):
My question is, isn't it a turn off in the least,
or is it that was your question?

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Is it stop there at the question mark? Stopped there? Honestly,
now your.

Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
Answering anybody but him, I would have probably like left
the room and called the cops.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
That's right, Vo, it's him.

Speaker 7 (01:36:10):
So it was kind of hilarious and gross at the
same time. I do see what you're saying, though, because
like if you're on a date and someone says, can
I kiss you, the answer is always like no, ew no,
that's weird. Now I don't want to.

Speaker 16 (01:36:20):
Wait wait a minute, because Ali got asked that question
the other night, can I kiss you?

Speaker 14 (01:36:24):
And she did it?

Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
Yeah, he asked.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
I mean different people are turned on by different things
from different people at different times.

Speaker 10 (01:36:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:36:32):
I actually was standing there when I saw a guy
ask one of my friends, hey, can I kiss you?
And she said you could have had you not just
said that. I was like, oh, no, I have to
witness this.

Speaker 22 (01:36:43):
I think it's safe to say, though there's no date
that it's okay to say, hey, you want to make
my dinger puke?

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
There's no date you should say that. Ever. Yeah, yeah,
or ding ding ding ding better than dinger? Can we
go ahead and vote that ding ding is more fun
than Dinger. Whatever you want, Elvis, Cindy online ten do
are you gonna make an uh?

Speaker 9 (01:37:01):
Are you gonna make a decision about this?

Speaker 10 (01:37:03):
Yeah, let's not go to Cindy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Okay. Oh, I know everyone's listening going that's not fair.

Speaker 8 (01:37:11):
Oh yeah, you can.

Speaker 10 (01:37:15):
Clean it up and say what happened? Elie? How about that?

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Okay, so we're not gonna put her on. Hi, Cindy
from Dayton listening to channel nine nine nine, We're not
going to come to your call. She and her husband
were making out and he uh, he had a gastric
disturbance that caused an accident, but he wanted to keep going.

Speaker 26 (01:37:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
No, now that is dedication.

Speaker 15 (01:37:38):
That is.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
That it is uh and we move on.

Speaker 7 (01:37:44):
Oh man, I want to know if she did though.

Speaker 6 (01:37:47):
Please tell me she didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Please know.

Speaker 22 (01:37:51):
We move as an aboard mission at all costs. The
movie We're done till mister.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Now, mister Ann in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Do you ever have people call you because you're a
so called expert in a field? Yes, like our friend,
our friend Naz does traffic scary? Do you ever call
I Naz and ask her, Hey, how's the work George
Washington Bridge today? She's like she was waiting a second.
You got to get to Long Island. You want the
best route, and you're calling me, but you don't wish
me a happy birthday. Hey at fault that kind of thing?

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Good for her? Good for her.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
It's like how many people actually text Sam Champion or
Mike Wads and say, Hey, what's the weather gonna be
like today? I bet they hate that. It's the same
as when doctor Oz visits us and everyone lines up.
They're pulling their shirts off and take like Nate's pulling
his sock off, and everyone's like lining up at the
good doctor to get his opinion on something.

Speaker 16 (01:38:48):
What Danielle, this happens to me at work, Like when
Jake was working there and some of the younger people,
because I'm the mom.

Speaker 6 (01:38:56):
They would say, Hey, I have a fever. What should
I do? Or my throat hurts? Jake would call what
do I do?

Speaker 21 (01:39:03):
Where do I go?

Speaker 6 (01:39:04):
I'm like, Jake, you have a mom.

Speaker 7 (01:39:06):
He's like, I know, but what do I do?

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
What?

Speaker 16 (01:39:08):
And I'd be giving medical advice like I'm a doctor
because I'm a mom and they think I know what
to do.

Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
When you don't feel good.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
Moms are experts. You are you have your degree in mom, mom.
You know you're a mom of a doctorate of mom. Yes,
what do you think?

Speaker 7 (01:39:26):
The opposite happened to me where people just assumed that
I was something because of my race. I was at
a boxing class one day and a girl passed out.
The entire class froze and stared at me like, Okay,
what do we do. I'm like, Yo, I'm not a doctor.
Don't even think about that. I'm not gonna get anywhere
near this.

Speaker 15 (01:39:41):
Get out of that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
She's Indian, obviously she went to med school.

Speaker 7 (01:39:47):
People said that you're the Indian one. I was like,
we are not all doctors. I appreciate that, but we're not.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Well, what are we experts of? I mean, for instance,
if I need to know more about a stroke, I'll
call Nate. Right, he had two of them. Yeah, you've
done that repeatedly.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
All this You've said, so I have this friend and
then you fill in the blanks and you tell me
some symptom symptoms.

Speaker 9 (01:40:09):
And that's happened to me here at the office.

Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
I've had people like pop in and say, hey, do
you have a second and then they close the door,
and then they just start to describe symptoms and what
happened to them, Like is that a stroke?

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
Like, I'm not a doctor, you really shouldn't be kind
to me advice. Well, no, but you know more than
say Foggy knows about strokes.

Speaker 8 (01:40:28):
Yeah, rue true.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
If I want to learn about I ask a question
about golf or about golf, I go to Froggy. Froggy's
our golf.

Speaker 22 (01:40:37):
Brain surgery, I know, I know a lot about brain surgery.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Yeah, okay, brain surgery. My friends call me about music
non stop. They're like scary, Yeah, no song is this?
And they'll play something too scary. Yeah, yesterday I was
looking over the summer of twenty eighteen. What a great
summer of music that was. I'll call scary. He'll know
what songs were huge that summer. You're right, Daniel's a
mom Gandhi. Whre do we go to Gandhi for Gandhi's information?

(01:41:02):
She knows a lot, you read a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
Well, thanks, I appreciate that. I actually have a lot
of friends and family and I'm not sure how this happened,
but they come to me for answers in how to
present their case and like conflict resolution. So they say,
you know, you're pretty good when somebody's upset, when you're
upset about something, presenting your case very clearly, how do
I say I'm not happy with blah blah blah? And

(01:41:24):
I'm like, oh what am I always complaining?

Speaker 25 (01:41:26):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Cool? Right for them?

Speaker 22 (01:41:30):
No, you're good for cooking, decorating, travel or if I
have a or if I have a gay question, I
always go to you for that gay question.

Speaker 9 (01:41:40):
I'm the gay authority.

Speaker 10 (01:41:42):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
You guys do ask me the gay questions. Hey, so
asking for a friend, and then it's a gay question.
Danielle knows about breast reduction. Yep, she had thyroid cancer,
yep I did. She doesn't know how to drive a car,
daniel what's it like to not know how?

Speaker 14 (01:42:00):
I have a buck?

Speaker 15 (01:42:01):
Shut up?

Speaker 6 (01:42:02):
I also get like, hey, hey, hey, what's the latest
gossip of the day. What can you tell me? And
then I'm like, oh, yeah. They always put you on
the spot like that. I'm like, okay, well, they make
you like a nervous wreck.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Scotty Bee is an expert in shipping things. That's right,
scott ships. You do anytime somebody needs a package ship
from here. They come to me and I take care
of it. Guilty, And it's true.

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
He does.

Speaker 9 (01:42:25):
You must, you must get an direction. When you hear
that sound, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
You know they have the ones that don't make sound.
I don't like those. I need this. I have to
hear it. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:42:33):
That's the packer.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Okay, that's the packer. And also Cereal. If you want
to know about Cereal, you go, you go to Scotty Bee.
I do know a lot about Cereal. Where's Rachel? On
line twenty four? I get Rachel? An interior designer. You
always get questions about interior design. You know, you're supposed
to charge people for your consultation, right.

Speaker 27 (01:42:54):
I know, I know, But yeah, people as me about
pink colors on a regular basis.

Speaker 9 (01:43:03):
Paint colors?

Speaker 27 (01:43:05):
Yeah, what colors?

Speaker 15 (01:43:07):
Living?

Speaker 27 (01:43:07):
What color should I think.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
In the kitchen?

Speaker 10 (01:43:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
I know, but that's such a personal thing. It's like
you could give them a start, Like do they ever
ask you, like, what's the hot collar this year?

Speaker 27 (01:43:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:43:18):
All the time?

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
Yea?

Speaker 10 (01:43:20):
What color questions?

Speaker 27 (01:43:22):
Ray?

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
Someone asked me the other day what's the one thing
I should have in every room? And I said, you
you need one thing in every room that's black. Really,
it's always been my rule. I've always had like one
black piece of furniture or a black chair or black
something in every room because it kind of kind of
anchors the room. And decorated in three is never in numbers, right, Rachel.

Speaker 6 (01:43:49):
So we're we doing our kitchen and our dining room
and living room.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
I need a color for the walls.

Speaker 6 (01:43:57):
That's in between beige and gray.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
For the wall.

Speaker 6 (01:44:00):
What would you recommend?

Speaker 27 (01:44:03):
Actually, Zircon from Sherman Williams is a good in between
beije and gray.

Speaker 6 (01:44:08):
I'm putting it down right now.

Speaker 21 (01:44:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Zirkonircon was like an appill you take for allergy prop.

Speaker 10 (01:44:15):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Well, look, it's it's nice to know, Rachel. Unfortunately, we
have your number now, so when we have questions about design,
we're calling. We're calling you. I'm calling, thank you. But
it's good to be wanted for something, you know. All right,
thanks for listening to us. Thank you very much, Rachel.

Speaker 27 (01:44:33):
Having safety you guys, thanks for making my morning every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Well, thank you. Oh look, Nate, just put uh zircon
the shade up in our room.

Speaker 8 (01:44:44):
She's totally right, it's like a mix between beije and gray.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
It has so it has like a little hint of
red that makes it makes it go into the beige area.

Speaker 10 (01:44:56):
See that?

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
Oh yeah, I get yeah. So A are you an
expert on something? Next time they come to you for
free advice, tell them that you're going to have to
invoice them. That's what I would do anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
Dear Elvis, I'm a grown woman. I've been using my
mom's credit card for years, though she keeps asking me, Hey,
why don't you get your own credit card?

Speaker 9 (01:45:19):
I keep charging things to hers?

Speaker 10 (01:45:21):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
Well, she is at the end of her rope with
me using her credit card, So let's have some fun.
This is from Irene, all right. I do believe Irene's
mom's gonna get a call from the store where Irene
used her credit card.

Speaker 9 (01:45:34):
You know how this is gonna work. Danielle calls on
behalf of the furniture store.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Then Irene comes on the line and talks to her mom.
It's a phone tap. Let's listen to a daughter phone
tapping a mom. A.

Speaker 6 (01:45:47):
Yes, Hi, I'm looking for Irene. Phelps. Please, Hi, this
is Nigan Elviis is Irene calling?

Speaker 15 (01:45:53):
No, this is her mother. I could relay a message.

Speaker 16 (01:45:57):
Oh okay, the bedroom set that she wanted it is in.
It's the twenty eight hundred dollars that we agreed upon.

Speaker 15 (01:46:04):
Was this a confirmed order?

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
She gave me the master card, the billing address, and.

Speaker 15 (01:46:09):
What mister card? I don't know nothing about. What What
did my daughter do to me?

Speaker 27 (01:46:14):
Now?

Speaker 15 (01:46:15):
I don't understand this. What bedroom set she was putting
through a charge?

Speaker 27 (01:46:19):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:46:20):
How much there's twenty eight hundred dollars? How much twenty
one hundred dollars old on it?

Speaker 31 (01:46:25):
Oh my god, an olde Yeah, it was a bedroom
set four thousand dollars.

Speaker 15 (01:46:31):
Oh be god in heaven, you have got to be
kidding me. I don't believe this. What did she do
to me?

Speaker 27 (01:46:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:46:38):
That is oh no, this is something wrong here. You
hold on just a moment.

Speaker 16 (01:46:43):
Can do you mind if I call you back, because
unfortunately I have another call on the line.

Speaker 15 (01:46:47):
That this no, Well that I will hold on and
you get that and I will hold on.

Speaker 16 (01:46:51):
I'm curious about what's the issue. I mean, she gave
me the master card, the billing address.

Speaker 15 (01:46:55):
I don't want anything put through that's my master car.

Speaker 7 (01:46:58):
Oh, it's your master card.

Speaker 15 (01:47:00):
I don't want anything put on that card.

Speaker 6 (01:47:02):
I'm a little confused right now, so am I?

Speaker 15 (01:47:05):
So I am definitely confused. You want to get? You
want to you? Can you hold on a minute?

Speaker 21 (01:47:12):
Now?

Speaker 15 (01:47:12):
Yeah? Sure, Now you just hold on please, Okay, I'm
going to conference you in Okay, thank you the moment.

Speaker 6 (01:47:18):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 15 (01:47:18):
Thank you. Hello, Hello Irene. Yeah, I have licking out
and on the phone.

Speaker 21 (01:47:25):
What happened with the furniture?

Speaker 15 (01:47:26):
You put it on my credit card?

Speaker 16 (01:47:28):
I hope it's okay if I put it on the
credit card.

Speaker 21 (01:47:31):
You know I always pay you back all the money
that you know?

Speaker 15 (01:47:34):
Could you do this to me? How could you without
even telling me? I renew? Ah my to me? How
are you going to get the money to pay me back?

Speaker 21 (01:47:43):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:47:44):
It's it's the positives.

Speaker 31 (01:47:45):
Now you're you're responsible for this furniture. Oh my god, sheet,
Oh my daughter, my daughter gard.

Speaker 13 (01:47:53):
And have it?

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
Wait?

Speaker 26 (01:47:53):
Wait, wait are you mad?

Speaker 31 (01:47:56):
I don't even have a four thousand dollar bedroom set
about reporting one my first bedroom set?

Speaker 15 (01:48:01):
I have rooms? What did you? Oh? My god in heaven,
you know that I am.

Speaker 21 (01:48:06):
Going to kill only mine.

Speaker 16 (01:48:08):
You know that I needed, we needed a new bedroom setting.

Speaker 15 (01:48:10):
It was a discount with John.

Speaker 31 (01:48:12):
It's a beautiful for that, A discounts for four thousands,
and you're gonna pay me back two dollars a week.

Speaker 15 (01:48:18):
Tu dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
Lily?

Speaker 15 (01:48:19):
Are you there?

Speaker 31 (01:48:20):
Are you listening to me? She's gonna pay me back
five dollars a week. I'll be dead before I get
payment back on that, So it'll go in my coffin.
That's what's gonna happen with that bedroom said, don't do it?

Speaker 15 (01:48:31):
What what are you gonna do? I get? What do
you think of?

Speaker 16 (01:48:35):
It was cust to me because I needed more room
in the bedrooms with all the clothes that we have here.

Speaker 15 (01:48:41):
Oh my, that's why it took so long, Lily, Lily, yes,
do you hear this?

Speaker 29 (01:48:47):
I do?

Speaker 27 (01:48:47):
I do?

Speaker 15 (01:48:48):
I know nothing about this, Lily.

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
Well, if she please mine, she needs to.

Speaker 15 (01:48:53):
Know the shipping day.

Speaker 20 (01:48:55):
Oh gives it when I can have it, When I
can have it, to live it.

Speaker 15 (01:48:58):
Do what you want to do. I'm to jump over
the bridge right now. Don't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:49:02):
It's only a bedroom set, It's.

Speaker 21 (01:49:03):
Not that ball.

Speaker 15 (01:49:05):
I gotta pay for it, my daughter, gets me in
these gems. In these gems, you have no idea. You
know that I pay you back anything. I heard this
song before I heard this.

Speaker 6 (01:49:17):
I'm gonna put you guys on hold and you discuss it.

Speaker 7 (01:49:19):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 15 (01:49:21):
Oh my god, you are you gonna count? Am? I
gonna tell your father he will kill me. He will
kill me, Irene. I can't stand that.

Speaker 31 (01:49:34):
I gotta go out and take a walk. I have
to go out and take a walk with John Discount.
Wait till I talk to Donna. Wait till I talk
to Donna. I'm gonna pull her hair. Well, I'm gonna
pull her hair out first, count because count that they
are they throwing the mattress in with the pillow case

(01:49:55):
with the pillows in it.

Speaker 15 (01:49:56):
I gotta go.

Speaker 31 (01:49:57):
My head is pounding right now. You are gonna be
the death of me yet you and your daughter. I
gotta go take a long walk by the river and
clear my head. That's what I got to I don't
know what to tell you, Lily.

Speaker 7 (01:50:08):
All right, Well I know what to tell you.

Speaker 16 (01:50:10):
This is Danielle Man Arrow from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped out.

Speaker 6 (01:50:16):
Can you know when we listen to the phone taps
on the radio.

Speaker 15 (01:50:19):
Please don't do this to me A can you?

Speaker 31 (01:50:24):
Oh my god, Oh I wish I could see you
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:50:27):
We really have a lisp me Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, said Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
You know, we sit in this room. We love each other,
We know each other very well. You know, we have
so many people listening to the show, and I don't
want to get to know the people who are listening
to our show as well. Like this, and it just
came and came out of nowhere. Where I will ask
a listener a question, they will give an answer, and
it will go around the room. Then gandhi, you have
to base your next question on the answer they just gave.

Speaker 6 (01:51:16):
Okay, okay, I like this.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
All right, This is how we get to know someone.
Larry King. I don't know if youknew who he was.
He was a great interviewer and he always said, there's
no reason to prep for an interview. Just have one
question ready to go, and every question you asked for
the next hour is based on the answer they just
gave you.

Speaker 7 (01:51:34):
Okay, that's cool, very interesting, right, yeah, all right, and
it shows that you're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
I'm sorry, what'd you say, getting to know you? Getting
to know about you? Good morning, Bethany, I think you.

Speaker 27 (01:51:49):
Might mean Stephanie. Oh, Stephanie, good morning, guys. Do you
guys have no idea how long I've waited? I have
called you guys thousands of times, and my boy, I'm
very doubtful, like you're not going to get through and
oh my god, you just showed him wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
Yeah, Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, it's so good to have you,
and it's time for us to get to know you,
because you know what, getting to know you makes us feel.

Speaker 9 (01:52:15):
Real keen, all right, Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
I'm gonna ask a question and you give it an answer,
and all you do is just sit there and let
us just fire some questions at you.

Speaker 10 (01:52:25):
Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:52:26):
Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
You're from Cleveland, by the way, listening to Kiss ninety
six five. Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 9 (01:52:32):
Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 27 (01:52:34):
I'm a tattoo artist.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
Yeah, all right, Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (01:52:38):
All right, man, there's so many for this one. What
the craziest tattoo you've ever put on someone's body?

Speaker 27 (01:52:46):
I actually did a bloody tampon on somebody, and then
I also tattooed seven wieners on my own leg.

Speaker 7 (01:52:56):
Okay, oh oh, I wish I had the follow up
to this.

Speaker 27 (01:53:00):
Yeah, I can send me an email address. I can
totally send you a picture of my wianers.

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
Okay, well, and I'll do the same. Yeah, Froggy, what
is your follow up for Stephanie?

Speaker 22 (01:53:11):
Now, those seven wieners that you tattooed on your leg,
did they represent seven different people?

Speaker 3 (01:53:17):
No?

Speaker 27 (01:53:17):
No, No, It's just I'm a very weird person and
that's just one of the things that I collect. And
my boyfriend saw this picture online. He goes, you need this,
and I'm totally agreed. I needed this, So I tattooed
it on my thigh.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
Oh my god, I love it. By the way, just
a little pause in the action. I'm loving stephan Okay. So,
based on that answer, Danielle.

Speaker 16 (01:53:38):
Okay, so you said that you are a weird person
and you collect things. So what other weird things do
you collect?

Speaker 27 (01:53:45):
Animal bones? I actually have a raccoons Wiener Bone and
I yeah, I'm just yeah ideal.

Speaker 1 (01:53:54):
Hey, by the way, another pause in the action diamond,
you just redeemed yourself. This is all right Wiener Bones Nate, Okay,
question where did you get the raccoon Wiener Bone edit?

Speaker 27 (01:54:07):
Tattoo Convention?

Speaker 10 (01:54:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
Scary scary? Follow up on the tattoos convention?

Speaker 14 (01:54:17):
What other types of conventions have you been to?

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
Uh?

Speaker 27 (01:54:21):
Comic con?

Speaker 1 (01:54:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:54:25):
Very nice?

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
All right, my turn. I guess God, I wish I
could follow up on the Wiener Bone comic con. What
is it in your life, Stephanie, that had, in your opinion,
that has led you down this pathway to these interesting
unusual I don't want to say fetishes, but interests and
like comic con and tattoos, Like what's your in your

(01:54:47):
background made you who you are today?

Speaker 27 (01:54:49):
I think that it has to do with a little
with my grandmother and my mother. My grandmother was a seamstress.
My mother took over that, so I learned how to sew, crochet, crossed, ditch,
needle point, I can pain. I'm a jack of all
traits and I used to draw all the time, color
anything crafty, and I was just meant for this. It

(01:55:10):
was a calling for me.

Speaker 6 (01:55:11):
That is so awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:55:13):
So do your mom and your grandma, who you got
all of these wonderful skills from, know about your Wiener tattoos?

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (01:55:19):
Yes, yes, my mom thinks I'm very weird, but she
wouldn't have me any other way. Nah.

Speaker 7 (01:55:24):
Wow, he seems pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:55:25):
Sure is your follow up?

Speaker 1 (01:55:27):
Frog?

Speaker 22 (01:55:27):
You seem to be very open. Is there anything you
don't tell your mom? You've told her about the Seven Wieners?
Is there anything you're holding back through your mom that you'd.

Speaker 9 (01:55:34):
Like to share with us?

Speaker 15 (01:55:34):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (01:55:35):
No, No, I tell my mom everything. Every grewsome little
piece of my soul. My mother knows.

Speaker 6 (01:55:43):
Oh wow, So do you think you got this from
your mother? Is your mother just as weird.

Speaker 3 (01:55:50):
As you are?

Speaker 27 (01:55:52):
She's getting a little more weirder in her old age.
I had to bring it out of her, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:55:59):
The follow up of Nates.

Speaker 5 (01:56:00):
Okay, your mom's weird. If your mom this may be
a yes or no question, but I want you to elaborate.
If your mom asked for you to tattoo a very
private part of her body, would you do it?

Speaker 19 (01:56:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
Yeah, Okay, elaborate please elaborate.

Speaker 27 (01:56:17):
I am all for body positivity and if this would
make her happy and feel comfortable in her own skin,
by all means, I will do whatever it takes to
make my mother happy.

Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
All right, do another loop?

Speaker 9 (01:56:28):
I think we should on that scary follow up?

Speaker 18 (01:56:31):
So what advice do you have for people and women
about body positivity?

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
Let's take it there.

Speaker 27 (01:56:38):
Probably just make sure you are comfortable with yourself. Don't
let anybody tell you otherwise. If you have a boyfriend
that says, oh, you shouldn't get this as a tattoo,
it wouldn't look right, dump them right there, because they
don't want to be with you. They want to be
with the essence of you. And if they can't accept
you for what you have on your body, what you
look like, they're not the right person for you. Supposed

(01:57:00):
to build you up, not break you down.

Speaker 1 (01:57:02):
Yeah, girl, wow, Stephanie, you are just amazing. You were amazing,
all right, So let me follow up on that. I
don't want to get too dark, but if you go dark,
that's where we're going. So was there anything in your life,
any any major major moment in your life that made
you go wait a minute, I get it now, now
that this has happened, I now love myself and treat

(01:57:26):
myself differently. Was that was there a moment that was
a turning point in your life?

Speaker 27 (01:57:30):
My child giving birth to my eight year old and
I did that with no epidural so I felt every
ounce of pain. And he is the one that changed
my life around for the best.

Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
All right, Gandhi, that's wonderful.

Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:57:43):
So what was your life like before your child that
you feel like maybe he needed to change or if
you felt there was something.

Speaker 27 (01:57:49):
Good everything everything. I was going down a very destructive
path with destructive people, and that surprise, He's just turned
me around because all I wanted to be was a
mom and now I get to be a cool mom.
He's the coolest kid in school.

Speaker 10 (01:58:08):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:58:09):
Okay, your follow up, Froggy.

Speaker 22 (01:58:12):
So with him changing your life the way he has,
do you try and steer him to stop from the
things that maybe you thought bad paths you were going
down that you'll steer him in a better direction.

Speaker 27 (01:58:23):
Yes, And I also try to give him other outlooks
that he could do any other way to express his
creativity that would be in a healthy way instead of
being destructive.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
All right? Follow up?

Speaker 16 (01:58:36):
Danielle, So does your son use you as show and
talent and say, hey, look at the penises on my
mom's leg.

Speaker 27 (01:58:42):
You know, we tell him not to discuss what tattoos
I have, but he does. He's my biggest advocate. He
my mom's tattoo ward ish. He tattoos everybody. He's going
to tell everybody our life story when he needs them.
One second, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
Your tattoo artists. Your mom's a tattoo artist.

Speaker 8 (01:59:02):
Has anybody ever come into the tattoo shop and just
point at the wall and.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
Say, give me that one and what was it?

Speaker 27 (01:59:09):
I'm not that kind of I'd like to make and
customize the pieces for everybody else. So I'm not like, here,
pick this off the wall and I'm gonna tattoo on it,
or someone brings me a picture of a tattoo that's
already someone's tattoo. I'd rather create it and remake it
into my own.

Speaker 1 (01:59:28):
Well, you know, okay, I'm glad it's my turn now. Stephanie.
By the way, having so much fun with you. Thank
you for spending time with us.

Speaker 27 (01:59:33):
I'm having so much fun with you.

Speaker 12 (01:59:35):
Guys.

Speaker 29 (01:59:35):
You have no idea, you know what you seem like such.

Speaker 1 (01:59:39):
You seem so well connected to the people you're talking to,
because obviously you're connecting with us in tens of millions
of people right now.

Speaker 9 (01:59:46):
So if I walked into you.

Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
Your business, and this is kind of where I am
with a tattoo, I'm fifty something years old. I still
don't have one. I want one. Oh my goodness, I
can't land on the one I want. What kind of
psychology what kind of conversation do you have with someone
to like me to help make me figure out what
tattoo I should get.

Speaker 27 (02:00:06):
I feel like you should get something that's definitely meaningful
to you. Not your significant other's name, because that's always
a bad juju for relationship, yes, ma'am. But get something
meaningful that could represent you, your pets, your your significant
other or deceased one, something that you won't regret. I

(02:00:27):
got all the tattoos that meant something to me, and
now I'm getting the tattoos that don't mean anything. Just
make sure that you focus on something that you are
going to want to look at for the rest of
your life, because once it's there, you can't change.

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
That can give you a wiener elvis. I already have one.
So I'm on Instagram looking at street tattoo Is that you?

Speaker 27 (02:00:52):
It's actually tattoo slap, tattoo tatt underscore lap forget?

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
I said that. Okay, she just told me one more
round because I'm having so much fun. She just told
me the philosophy of what I should go through in
order to choose the tattoo.

Speaker 10 (02:01:06):
So pick it up.

Speaker 1 (02:01:07):
Scary, Well, did I skip.

Speaker 7 (02:01:09):
You last one?

Speaker 23 (02:01:10):
Did?

Speaker 21 (02:01:11):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (02:01:11):
So give us give us another positive, awesome philosophy of
your life that has nothing to do with the tattoo.

Speaker 10 (02:01:17):
Something different.

Speaker 27 (02:01:19):
I don't know. I mean, my wife is literally tattoos
and my child.

Speaker 7 (02:01:25):
Wow, I like your blue hair.

Speaker 1 (02:01:27):
By the way, I think we can leave it at that.
You all right, it's tattoo underscore slap. How did you
choose tattoo underscore slap? That sounds fun?

Speaker 27 (02:01:37):
Well, tattoo of course, because it's tattoos. But my name
is Stephanie Lee and Persowski. So my initial spell slap.

Speaker 7 (02:01:44):
Okay, that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (02:01:48):
You know what, Stephanie, you are so much fun to
talk to.

Speaker 10 (02:01:51):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
I'm so glad we got to know you today, and
I know there's much more I know that was just
the surface.

Speaker 6 (02:01:56):
She's you're beautiful, beautiful, thank.

Speaker 1 (02:01:58):
You, great and blue good beautiful.

Speaker 6 (02:02:01):
Oh I love your coraline one.

Speaker 7 (02:02:03):
It's so cute.

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 27 (02:02:05):
That's my girl, Megan. I love her so much.

Speaker 1 (02:02:07):
Okay again, if you want to check out Stephanie on Instagram,
it's tattoo, underscore, slap and you know what, it's been
fun getting to know you. We could do this without
this dumb song. Stephanie, have a great day.

Speaker 21 (02:02:23):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 27 (02:02:25):
I'm so happy. I hope you guys have a great day.

Speaker 28 (02:02:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:02:28):
Because of you, we now will thank you very much.
Say say thank you again to Stephanie Diamond. She's all yours.
That was great.

Speaker 3 (02:02:35):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 1 (02:02:38):
Timothy Shalla, May are you kidding me?

Speaker 30 (02:02:39):
Man?

Speaker 10 (02:02:39):
I grew up listening to you.

Speaker 3 (02:02:40):
I grew up listening on the way see Elvis Durant.

Speaker 5 (02:02:43):
Is he.

Speaker 1 (02:02:45):
To be on here?

Speaker 3 (02:02:46):
Listen? Sometimes you guys veer into quote unquote vulgar territories.

Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
When my dad would say.

Speaker 10 (02:02:50):
You know, so, I couldn't listen to it. Oh really.

Speaker 1 (02:02:53):
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Speaker 3 (02:03:09):
Benz el Vista ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (02:03:13):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time.

Speaker 9 (02:03:16):
Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody,