FULL SHOW: The Day We Couldn't Open the Champagne

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nope, straightening, But you're a murderer.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, I'd like to work out.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
If you think I'm gay, to raise your hand.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
Yeah, can't lie when you smoke a lot of pun Nope, No.

Speaker 6 (00:14):
Am I a sick bathrood?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, I'm pretty limber from my stature. Nope, we're just
talking about nothing.

Speaker 7 (00:20):
Elvis Terran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, let's me give another Danielle on the phone. Hi, Danielle.
You know we had to dump that because you said
the F word. Oh stop saying the F word.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Such a Danielle thing.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, how come all Danielle's have potty mouths? Danielle. Okay, look,
we were talking about this. I think this is a
great conversation in the dating world. Let's say you're really like,
you're driving at the speed limit, but you're driving faster
than everyone in your dating scene in your early twenties.
Don't you wish you had someone in their upper twenties

(00:57):
or thirties to give you some advice, like, you know what,
you need to know this and you're going to have
an easier time of it. Right.

Speaker 8 (01:03):
I did have that Everyone just liked him so much.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, what is your advice for people who are dating,
and then we'll figure out what we're talking about.

Speaker 8 (01:14):
Okay, Okay, So my advice would be to put yourself first,
put your happiness first. You don't have to make anyone
else happy, right, it's your relationship, it's not their relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
And I can say, especially when you're young, you're so
into making it work and it has to be successful
or if it's a failure, that means I failed somewhere.
So I need to, like, I need to do things
I don't want to do. I need to like put
them first because I'm afraid I'll lose them. You're saying
that is just hogwash exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
Yeah. So I married my high school sweetheart after we
were together for ten years. I was twenty six, and
I knew I wasn't really into it, but I felt
the pressure because you know, you're together, so that's what
you do, and society pressures and family and parents and

(02:06):
you know, that's what we were supposed to do.

Speaker 9 (02:08):
So that's what we did.

Speaker 8 (02:09):
And now we are twenty eight and divorced and honestly happy.
So I think the happiness is the main thing.

Speaker 10 (02:19):
I think that's awesome, and I think that people should
always function that way because we say it all the time.
If you think of things like a lifeguard situation, you
can't save somebody else if you don't know how to swim.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
So you have to be able to take.

Speaker 10 (02:29):
Care of yourself and put yourself first, and then when
you're happy, you're a better partner for somebody else.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I get it, you are.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
It took me a very long time to realize that.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
And this is good to know with friendships. Yeah, it's
good in anything, friendships. You have kids, Hey, put yourself
before your kids? Crew them?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well, no, you need, I think before you have children.

Speaker 11 (02:47):
I mean, if you can, you need to be able
to take care of yourself because then you're going to
be you know, and you got to be less selfish
because you're going to be in charge of another human being,
you know, and at that point it's all about them.

Speaker 10 (02:57):
That's why no kids for me.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
No kids. It's okay, you know what. It's good. It's
good to know and recognize. Listen, Daniel, thank you for
listening to us. Have a great day, and congratulations. It's
never too late in life to get it right, you know.
You're okay, thanks for listening. You do that potty mouth.
Hello Sarah. So your advice to younger women out in

(03:21):
the dating world is.

Speaker 12 (03:22):
What, well, this would have been my advice to myself,
because I'm now thirty four, is I always had a
thing for the bad boys, the tattooed biker motorcycle club dudes,
and they're fun, but they're not good for long term
at all.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
So if you if you know you're out there just
to have fun, it's okay to ride one of those
those bikers, right.

Speaker 13 (03:50):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (03:50):
Yeah, but that was not what I thought. Like I
was with somebody for three years who turned out to
be extremely abusive on top of everything and being a jerk.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's the thing, you know, what you think? You know,
I just want to go have fun with a bad
boy because and I know it's not going to be
anything because he's a bad boy. But the thing is
you get feelings for the bad boy, but you're not
going to get him back, and that's when it all
turns south.

Speaker 12 (04:10):
Right, right, And and that wasn't and you know, they
cheat and they're out on the road, especially if they're
in motorcycle clubs. Not to like put that down but
it is what it is. You're not with them, they're
out for days at a time.

Speaker 10 (04:23):
So wow, so sons of anarchy, it.

Speaker 12 (04:27):
Is that my life for three years, no life.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, and you put yourself second behind him, and he hasn't.

Speaker 12 (04:35):
Grown up what was considered acceptable. It was like you know,
the club converse.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
There you go, all right, Sarah, thank you? Don't don't
don't you know, don't expect anything from the bad boys
other than a bad.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Boy, right, exactly. Can't change a bad boy.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Don't try to change anyone. Yeah, yeah, don't. If you
think you're going to change him, you are in for
a surprise. April. Your advice to people who are out there,
they're younger than you, and you're like, okay, let me
give you a little advice. I learned the hard way
here it is, what is it?

Speaker 14 (05:05):
Don't settle? Oh my gosh, do not settle. I'm twenty
three and I wish coming out of high school, I
saw all these couples or whatever, and I end up settling. Yes,
thank god, I got my two beautiful boys.

Speaker 15 (05:18):
Out of it.

Speaker 16 (05:19):
But don't settle.

Speaker 14 (05:20):
Like it's more to life than that. Like you're young,
like you have time, you know, to travel, you know,
do things. Don't don't settle it's not worth it.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh yeah, keep in mind, settling is different for different people.
How what was it with you? Like, what did you
feel like? You were settling for you and you lost
a little a little step.

Speaker 14 (05:39):
Mine was the fact that I didn't want to be
a single mom, and so I took whatever I died
from him because I'm like, I don't like, who's gonna
want me with two kids? Like so I have two
young ones. I'm like, yeah, I'm just gonna stay and
then one day stuff and just put to me.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
Like girl used to be that, Like what are you doing?

Speaker 14 (05:58):
Like get up and get on your feet.

Speaker 15 (06:00):
It's only going to make you stronger.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I love this phone call. I love your call, April.
You know, we do a lot of research in the
background to see who's listening, who isn't listening. We any okay,
I don't want to make anyone nervous, but we have
like ten million listeners. I know, I don't mean the bag,
but we got a lot of anyway, in talking to everyone,

(06:22):
we have found our show more than most. We have
more single parents, fathers and mothers listening to our show,
and I know that you may think, well, I better
stay with my partner and the parent of my kids
because no one's gonna want me. I gotta tell you, you
may have to look in different places, but there are
people that are going to find you so interesting because

(06:45):
you're a mother, because you have a family started. So
you know, never give up on yourself. April, your call
is fantastic. Thank you very much.

Speaker 14 (06:53):
Oh, thank you, and I love you, guys. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Thank you. Have a great day. Hey, producer, Sam, what's up, hight?

Speaker 5 (06:59):
So I learned something hard way.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, advice, do not, whether it be.

Speaker 17 (07:03):
A small or a deep thing, pretend to be really
into something because the other person is into it and
you want to impress them. Example, it be something as
little as a band, which I used to do in
high school all the time. Or my ex boyfriend was
not very emotional person. You guys know me, I cried
four times a week, and I was pretending that I
was okay with like a very shallowly emotional relationship, right.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Because you didn't want to upset him exactly.

Speaker 17 (07:25):
I thought I'll get too close and I'll scare him.
So I just lied to myself for a year.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well, there you go. It's great advice.

Speaker 18 (07:31):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I wonder about this advice is does it really make
sense to give advice or is it better for people
to go through it and learn it on their own.

Speaker 10 (07:39):
I think it's great to give the advice, but I
think everyone has to understand and one's going to take it.
They're all going to go through it and do what
they do, because you have to get that burn to
not play with the fire anymore.

Speaker 11 (07:48):
I think you need to make your mistakes too. You
need to make your mistakes so you can learn from them.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
So good. It'd be great to make the mistake and go,
oh god. You know, Samantha told me on the radio
that I would do this, and I'm doing it and
I did it text message. Okay, wait, not all bikers
are awful, all right, this is true. My aunt and uncle,
the happiest couple. He's a biker, he's in a biker club,
the nicest, he's very fun. Okay, yeah, we can't be
too quick a bad boy biker. We can't generalize. What

(08:13):
dating advice do you wish you could pass on to
people younger than you? From our Facebook listeners, Jennifer says,
give someone a second chance, never a third. Stay true
to yourself. Missy says, if his family tells you to run.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Run, yeh oh my gosh, the biggest run.

Speaker 19 (08:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Can you imagine if his mother tells you, don't do it.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
I know that happened.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I know Froggy's wife, Lisa, her family said run. I'm kidding.
Becky says, don't waste your time trying to fix or
change someone who isn't for you. Move on. There are
more people out here. On Instagram. Teresa Smith eighteen says,
when someone shows you their true character, believe them. Yes, scary.
What's your advice?

Speaker 20 (08:50):
I'm not a woman, but I would say stop drunk
crying on the curb while you're on the phone with
your boyfriend outside the bar on a Saturday night. Get
back in there with your girls and enjoy your weekend
because this guy is only temporary anyway.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, let's talk about drinking and mind altering drugs. Ready, Look,
going out having cocktails is great. Going out on a
date with a little cocktail, maybe to ease the situation. Good.
When you start heavily drinking with someone you're dating, that's
when the wheels fall off. The truck. Yeah, yes, because
that's it's bad decisions. I've been there, high emotions. I'm

(09:23):
telling you right now, because being drunk brings out stuff
that it shouldn't be out there. It's not real. Maybe
it's too real. Watch your drinking when you're dating someone
seriously in life in general, that's a good rule. Nah,
I know you mean drunk elsewhere, but then yes, I think.

Speaker 10 (09:38):
People should really really pay attention to like the advice
i'd give someone obsession. Even though you might think it's
really cute, when someone's obsessed with you, it's not cute.
It turns crazy. Like people need to understand what emotional
abuse is, and that is somebody calling you eighty times
in a row when they can't get a hold of
you right, yelling at you about what you're wearing, like
all kinds of things. And I'll know a lot of

(09:58):
younger girls myself included, was like, oh, he likes me
so much. No, he's crazy, not cool.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, yeah, he may have issues he's dealing with and
he's using your energy to power him up, and that's
not cool.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Not cool at all.

Speaker 10 (10:10):
Run ladies, run from that one.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Hey frog, what's up?

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Careful to not lose your own identity because the things
that make you who you are, that's what made the
person attracted to you in the first place. Don't completely
revolve your life around that other person, because then you
become much less interesting.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Talk about it, because you know what I'm going through
this right now. When I first met Alex, I had
a messed up, messy closet, and now he's trying to
change me and make me clean it up.

Speaker 21 (10:36):
Not cool.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, you fell in love with the crazy closet guy.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Did I think the messy closet's why he loved you?

Speaker 22 (10:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
No, it is.

Speaker 23 (10:48):
All of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Can I start my day with mister in the Morning show?

Speaker 24 (11:05):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Dear Elvis Durant. My sister Priscilla and I lived together
in a little over a year ago. We bought a
bunch of furniture for our apartment. We've had nothing but
headaches dealing with this furniture store. They've sent us the
wrong items on back order, they overcharged us on our
monthly bill, and they screwed up the interest, et cetera,
et cetera. Well, my sister finally made the last payment
a few months ago on what we owed, and now

(11:31):
I think it's time. She got a call from the
furniture stores claiming that they need more money. This would
be the icing on the cake, and she would go eight,
this comes to us from Cecil. All right, Cecil's going
to start the call to her sister to set her up,
and then Scary Jones makes a call as the customer
service rep from the unnamed furniture store. Cecile is phone
tapping her sister Priscilla.

Speaker 22 (11:54):
Hello, so yeah, this guy from sim yeah mentioned that
he never received the final payment.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
What And I'm like, excuse me?

Speaker 18 (12:05):
I said that was paid on April thirtieth, and he's like,
well you have through.

Speaker 25 (12:10):
Oh no wait he.

Speaker 26 (12:10):
Asked me for your phone number.

Speaker 18 (12:11):
He's like, who's to still a letter?

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Groverer?

Speaker 18 (12:13):
Good?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Why is he going to contact me?

Speaker 18 (12:16):
I think today? All right?

Speaker 22 (12:17):
Anything, I'm waiting, keep your phone by you.

Speaker 18 (12:20):
I will buy.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
That was the perfect setup. Now let me call her.

Speaker 20 (12:24):
Okay, Hello, yes, I'm looking for Priscilla Liederberger.

Speaker 18 (12:29):
Please this a shame ask is calling.

Speaker 20 (12:31):
Yes, this is Ralph and Unziato, Director of Consumer Accounts.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Here at Nimia's Northeast. How are you doing today?

Speaker 22 (12:37):
I'm okay.

Speaker 27 (12:38):
How are you?

Speaker 28 (12:38):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Well, I could be better. You have purchased some furniture recently.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Well about a year over a year ago.

Speaker 20 (12:46):
Yeah, yeah, I noticed. Okay, we didn't get a last pain.

Speaker 18 (12:49):
That was what are we supposed to do?

Speaker 22 (12:51):
We write out a check and then NIMES can't even
handle putting a check through, and that's where.

Speaker 15 (12:56):
The problem came in.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
You know, there's a lot of problems.

Speaker 20 (12:58):
It sounds like you're you're full of problems here because
there's like totally I'm.

Speaker 18 (13:02):
Full of problems.

Speaker 22 (13:03):
I actually you guys are full of problems because you're
making mistakes on this account constantly.

Speaker 20 (13:08):
You sure you're not trying to just mislead us and
confuse us so you could kind of screw us out
of money?

Speaker 29 (13:12):
Please you?

Speaker 22 (13:13):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 18 (13:14):
I am not paying for your mistake, your mistake.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Excuse excuse you.

Speaker 20 (13:18):
You still owe us one thousand, three hundred and seven
fifteen cents.

Speaker 7 (13:22):
I owe you.

Speaker 22 (13:23):
Nothing, and I will call Nimmis because I.

Speaker 18 (13:25):
Don't want to discuss this with you.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
It all comes to my desk.

Speaker 22 (13:29):
Because Anty, I don't think so, because I'm tired of
your mistake.

Speaker 20 (13:33):
Okay, did you get up on the wrong side of
the bed this morning?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Is that it?

Speaker 4 (13:36):
No?

Speaker 21 (13:37):
I didn't.

Speaker 20 (13:37):
Actually where is that money? Did you just not issue
that check and you just claimed you did?

Speaker 18 (13:43):
No?

Speaker 22 (13:43):
Actually, we can get to proof at the bank.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Okay, when is that gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Well, gee, I don't know.

Speaker 22 (13:49):
Let me get home and cut and look for my
bank statements. And I'm just a little fed up with
all of this after a year and a half.

Speaker 20 (13:56):
I'm set up with con artists trying to screw us
out of our money.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
No, no, no, it's the other way around.

Speaker 20 (14:02):
No, it's not the other way around. It is enough
with the whiny tone of voice.

Speaker 22 (14:06):
Okay, are you being mis rude because you are ridiculous?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I'm gonna I'm writing all this down. I'm taking notes.

Speaker 22 (14:12):
Take your notes. You can actually call it Judy because
she's actually the one with the guard check. Wow, I
even remember the person that.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Was her name, Judy in Fairfield.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
She took our check.

Speaker 20 (14:22):
No need to get smart with me, Okay, No, I'm
not getting start with you.

Speaker 22 (14:25):
You in confident people make me sick.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
You want to turn down the attitude?

Speaker 22 (14:28):
Do you want to turn down your attitude, and I
will discuss this with somebody else because I will not
speak to you about this issue any longer. And I'll
get this figured out because obviously you people can't figure
it out, so I'll do it.

Speaker 15 (14:40):
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I haven't you know what.

Speaker 20 (14:42):
I got a mind right now to have that furniture confiscated.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
How about that?

Speaker 22 (14:48):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Goodbye, I'm gonna call the local authorities. Cecil. Hello, cecil,
I'll dial out. You call her back.

Speaker 18 (14:55):
Okay, Hello, I'm going to call it.

Speaker 22 (15:00):
I'm so angry.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
What's hurt?

Speaker 22 (15:02):
He was so rude.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
He's like, did you wake up on the opposite.

Speaker 18 (15:05):
Side of the bed?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I was like, oh, like I told you.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
He was rude.

Speaker 18 (15:09):
He called me, He called me customer, exact me.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Can they really say that?

Speaker 22 (15:15):
Can they say that to a customer? No, they can
get in trouble. And he ends the conversation with online.
Right now, what if I come and confiscate with your furnature?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Can they take the furniture?

Speaker 22 (15:26):
I don't think they can take the furniture. No, unless
they want to get their asses, dude. They can't go
into our place to take the furniture that we've paid for. No,
they can't do that.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
You know.

Speaker 22 (15:37):
This sounds like a phone tap, is what it sounds
like to me.

Speaker 21 (15:40):
He's on the other line.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I put him on hold to call you.

Speaker 22 (15:42):
Okay, feel it's a joke, Priscilla, I'm serious. I can't
talk Tom cecile.

Speaker 18 (15:47):
He's on your other line. I can put him through,
all right, hold on? Just hello, man, have your name
against me?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Who's that on the phone?

Speaker 18 (15:58):
My sister?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I don't don't want to even deal with her anymore.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
This is a phone tap, I know it is.

Speaker 22 (16:03):
If you are you doing this to me, you are
out of your freaking mind. I know that people are
not really the true.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Hey, what's her problem anyway?

Speaker 22 (16:12):
Oh? Wow? Is it scary?

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Who is this?

Speaker 7 (16:14):
I'm really?

Speaker 22 (16:15):
Am I speaking to someone? Because I love the station?

Speaker 27 (16:18):
I really do.

Speaker 18 (16:19):
Who am I speaking to?

Speaker 19 (16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
It's scary.

Speaker 29 (16:25):
Exciting, you know.

Speaker 21 (16:29):
About doing it to you.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
I had to going in the beginning, though.

Speaker 21 (16:33):
I love you guys.

Speaker 22 (16:35):
Scary Still there yelling in his ear, Hello, Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
What do you want to say to your sister?

Speaker 22 (16:40):
You're such a what.

Speaker 7 (16:43):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 30 (16:46):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by autharticipation the.

Speaker 24 (16:50):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yeah, another week and here we go into the day
Calvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
All right, well, we don't know how this contest is
going to turn out, but we're gonna do it anyway.
It's Hollywood double dip. Okay, So we're going to give
you sound from a blockbuster nineties film. If you get
it great, bang, you score ten dollars. If you get
it wrong, and you now double dip and name a

(17:28):
dip so much so keep in mind when you name
the dip, it has to be on our list of
the top ten dips in America according to our sources.
A lot of movie parts here. This is gonna get
kind of crazy. Let's meet our contestant, Larry, calling in
from beautiful Orange County, New York. Gorgeous up there, Larry.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
By the way, Larry is a comedian, so this this
is going to be extra fun.

Speaker 18 (17:57):
All right, Larry?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I like that? Yes, Hello, Larry, Larry, is it true
that you're a comedian?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
I am a comedian.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh that's excellent. You know what people think okay, comedian,
how fun. It is fun, but it can be one
of the toughest jobs known to man.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Right, Oh, you ain't kidding an It ain't easy.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, I know it is. I mean if you get
up there and you bomb and people are like, uh,
I mean that's that's your work and your your craft,
and they're like flushing it down a toilet. I know
you're not gonna bomb today, though, Larry. We were expecting
good things from you. When's the last time actually different?
Stand up?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Stand up? Yeah, that's it. Sometimes I like to sit down.
I'm a big man, so I don't.

Speaker 31 (18:38):
Want to.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
You did, all right. So when you tell people you're
a comedian, how many times do they go, oh, really,
tell me a joke, make me laugh And you're like, no,
it doesn't work that way every time.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
And you know, I tell people, what are you doing?
A guy says, well, I'm gonna lie, Christian. I should
come to my house and change it Outlet you know.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Your work exactly. I know, Larry. They should think before
they speak. All right, Larry, this is a we call
a hybrid game. It really makes no sense. It's it's
called double dip. All right, we're gonna pay play some
sound from a blockbuster nineties film and you guess it right.
You get ten dollars. All right, you could actually win
a couple hundred dollars or one hundred dollars whatever. If
you get it wrong. You have to name a dip
that's on our approved list of the top ten dips

(19:26):
in America? Can you do it?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I think I'm up to it. I'm a big man.
I know my dips.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
All right, here we go. It all came from dip.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Here is uh double dip blockbuster film number one. Listen
to this.

Speaker 7 (19:41):
What's your Christmas wish? Jonah? It's not for me, it's
from my dad.

Speaker 18 (19:45):
I think he needs a new life.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
You don't like the one he has now doesn't have one?
Now that's the problem. Where's your mom?

Speaker 14 (19:53):
She died?

Speaker 32 (19:55):
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Wow, there you go. What blockbuster film from the nineties
was that? Larry?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Oh, that's that's a tough one. I'm gonna go with
a Christmas story I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
No, all right, suspense music?

Speaker 33 (20:11):
Please?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
You got it wrong. You now must name a dip
in the top ten dips in America.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Let's go with onion dip.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Onion dep French onion dip is number three? This is stupid.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Hey, do we find out what movie that was?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Though?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh, Little Sleepless in Seattle. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Larry, Larry, Okay, here we go.
This is very awkward. We're gonna try again. Here is
nineties blockbuster film number two. Listen to me by the South,
saw you with the box?

Speaker 16 (20:51):
What was in the box?

Speaker 18 (20:52):
Because I envy your normal life?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
The gun down, dude, it.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Seems that envy is my No, what's in the box?
Envyous my son? What nineties blockbuster film was that?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
That's a hard one. I'm gonna go silence, set of lambs.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Here's the thing about this game. If you just know
your dips, you're gonna win that. That was seven the premise,
I went on exactly. Okay, okay, movie that was the movie? Seven?
All right, name a dip in the top ten, go
Larry Spinach, dip show me spinner chip. Number four wasn't seven?

(21:33):
Wasn't Brad pitt in seven?

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
It was seven? Deadly sins mine was gluttoning? All right,
here we go, Larry, You know, just just try to
get this one. Here we go. Here's blockbuster film number three.

Speaker 33 (21:46):
Listen, grosswind, but a group composed entirely of female animals
will breathing.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
No, I'm simply saying that life.

Speaker 18 (21:55):
Finds a way.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
What nineties blockbuster film was that.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Jumanji story?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
That was Jurassic Park? All right, here we go, Larry,
another dip on our approved list of the top ten
dips in America. Go clam show me clam dip. No,
that is no according to our sources. And I love

(22:32):
clam dip.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Larry.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I'm a little said me too. Okay, here we go.
Here is blockbuster film number four? What film is that?

Speaker 20 (22:43):
This guy here, he's what we call an enhancement smoker
because he thinks that marijuana makes every activity that much better.

Speaker 30 (22:51):
Observe your scarf face, right, I love al Pacino man
Jersey son.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Of a woman?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yep, have you ever seen centerp a woman? All right,
here we go. That is a blockbuster film number four.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
What is it, oh, scarface?

Speaker 6 (23:16):
No, have you ever seen a movie or No?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
That was Larry? That was half baked big film back
in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
All Right, these are these are hard?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I know the clam dip was hard to and you
guessed it. Here we go. Give me give me another dip,
Give me another dip.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Ranch Ranch dip.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Show me ranch dip. Oh damn it, that's weird. Wrench
dip should be in the top ten. It made the
stupid list.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
From the United States of America.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I don't know. It doesn't seem like so all right,
let's move on, I think so. Here is Here is
blockbuster film from the nineties, number five. Goampoo is better?
I go on first and clean your hair good. This
is better. I leave your hair silky and smooth. What
film is that?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
That's an Adam Sandler movie. Let's go with Yeah, I
could see him in it. Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
No, that's Billy Madison.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Oh, I always get those confused.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
All I know?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
All right, all right, I'm looking for dips in the
top ten of all American dips.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Go, Larry, what do you have?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Hummit?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Did you say hummus? That is correct? Yeah, hummus. There's
a hummus amongst us. All right, here we go. Here
is a movie sound number six.

Speaker 18 (24:54):
No signs for quack life.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
But I go in to find to tell this universe
another block hole.

Speaker 18 (25:01):
I'm going to find it.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Hid mister huge movie back in the nineties. What was it, Larry?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
A huge movie? I didn't see nothing.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
That was ace Ventura. And now we need another dip. Larry,
you're doing really well in the dip department. Let's see
if you can continue that streak. Go you're a good.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Dip, Larry.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Salsa Salsa is number two. God, this cave is.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Taking away from the cream cheese dips, and I'm doing good.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I don't know, I don't know. I wouldn't dis count
that dip. So fast there, Larry, here we are. It's
a nineties blockbuster film number seven. Please go away, let
me sleep, for the love of God.

Speaker 18 (25:53):
How hiding?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
What kind of hop chill is this?

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
It's you? Wow? He was awesome. What movie was that?

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Do you know?

Speaker 18 (26:04):
It?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Shining?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
He's taking it to get to the dips. That was
Tommy Boy. So you gotta give me another dip. Come on,
give me a dip, there, Larry, give me a dip.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Let's go with olive dip.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Olive dip.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Are you crazy? There's no olive dip on this list.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Olive dip from another country. I'm telling you all right, here.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
We go Blockbuster film you'll get this one, Larry. One
of my favorite films of all time. I hope you
get it. It is a film sound number nine, number eight.
Here we go.

Speaker 18 (26:41):
Maybe it is too much to introduce me as his
mother on the first visit?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Could you tell them I was a relative? Dropped in
Bow's uncle?

Speaker 18 (26:49):
Uncle?

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Aw?

Speaker 18 (26:50):
What's the point to be gay?

Speaker 28 (26:52):
Uncle?

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Ow?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
There you go. What film is that?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Caddy shuck, Larry.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Larry, that's that's from the bird Cage. There was a
big movie. All right, give me another dip, give me
another dip.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Another gyp. Let's go with green? Got it?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
What there is there is?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's like an herb gyp.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
It is god and yeah, but it's not on the
top ten list, all right, Green Goddess is it's it's uh,
it's very nice. All right, I'm gonna give you. We
have one more, we have two more more.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
All right?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Here is sound number nine. Get this right? Come on, Larry.
That was a fun day, wasn't it. Oh yeah, Jim,
I want to talk about masturbation.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Now.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
I just want you to know that it's a it's
a perfectly normal thing. What film is that from Larry.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Is Weekend at Bernie's nor.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Larry.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
That was a great movie though.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
We all right, Larry, back to the dips. Now, come on,
double dem me, what do you have?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Cheese dip?

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Well, you know what, I'm gonna give it to you,
cream cheese dips. Okay, you have one more to go?
Would they be?

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Just what movie was that?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I'm sure that was American Pie. I'm sorry I get
those confused. I know, Larry, I get it. We're gonna
give you one more. Okay, Larry, I hope you get
it right. If you don't, you you have several dips
to choose.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
From. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Here's Blockbuster film number ten. Listen, you know what.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
I mean? She will hand. It's the same coloring as.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Thank Kathleen Kelly purse Kathleen Kelly is the Little Bookstore. Yeah, well,
we barely remember that film. They filmed it in New
York City. I remember that they filmed it. They wanted
a summer day and they filmed it in winter and
they had to staple leave to the trees. Remember that?

Speaker 18 (29:17):
Oh? Yes?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
What film was that? Larry?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
When Harry met Sally, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Isn't that funny?

Speaker 10 (29:26):
At least he got one of the actresses right, I
mean she was in both of these movies.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah, that was familiar.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
That was you've got mail, Larry. All right, here we go, Larry,
give me one more dip. Come on, give me a dip.
That's way up on the dip list. Memento dip God
bless America.

Speaker 34 (29:51):
Guacamo on that dip list, Yes, Glauckham Okay, guacamole was
number was number one, then Salsa, French onion dip, spindership,
an Arctic choke dip, and then seven layer dip, and
then hummus.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
And then kso and then bean dip and then cream
cheese dips. Larry, you know what, you walk away with
fifty dollars. That's not so awful.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
No, it's not. I had a good time.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
We did too, Thanks Larry.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
One movie right about.

Speaker 18 (30:21):
I know.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
It's okay, Larry, it's okay. You got you got your dips.
You did pretty well on dips. We love you, Larry.
Hold on a second, and thanks for listening to us.
We appreciate it. There you go, there's Larry, Larry, Thank you, Larry.

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Speaker 24 (31:06):
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Speaker 29 (31:23):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
So here, I am wearing my my nightgown, curled up
on the couch last night. I need a glorious for
you though, I need a life. I want to, you know,
so I see other people living these fast paced, wonderful
lives like Froggy went to outback last night. I'm like, whoa,

(31:44):
that sounds like a lot of fun. They still have
blue mon onions.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
They did, and it smelled so good. We did not
get one, but the table next to us that are
two tables away, the closest table to us. Oh, it
smelled so good.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
We almost got handcuffed and showing in jail because he
witness to crime and didn't turn it in.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
So you know, I used to take the knives and
sometimes other silverware from restaurants. And so last night we're
at the outback and I noticed this couple asked for
two extra There was only two of them, and they
asked for two extra silverware. I'm like, that's a little weird.
There's only two of them. There was some on the table.
I saw them wrap them in a napkin and put

(32:24):
them in her purse.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
And walk out of the door. The keep in mind,
Froggy used to do that all the night. He was
famous for stealing out back steakhouse knives. So he was
watching it happen. Did you get a little itchy? Did
you your palm sweat a little bit? I did?

Speaker 6 (32:37):
I had like that, Aha, I caught somebody doing something wrong.
I'm like, wait a second, I used to do that.
No one wants someone to tell on me, so I'm
not going to say anything. Then the the person who
was cleaning up the table, the busser came over and
bused the table and nothing. The nothing happened. The server
did nothing, here goes gone, took their silverwhere and left?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Didn't They tell us that they expect people to take
the state knives, so they just don't.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
I feel like We did have a manager that called
in and said that they do like plan on so
many being gone, so they do know that happens. They
kind of plan for that in their budgeting. But I
witnessed it. Yeah, come clear.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
How many outback Steakhouse steak knives have you stolen in
your lifetime?

Speaker 14 (33:16):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (33:16):
God, probably in the dozens.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Oh my god?

Speaker 18 (33:21):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Are they just in your silverware drawer?

Speaker 10 (33:23):
Like if I came over and opened it, I'd be like, wow, Froggy.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure I
could go grab him if you would like.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
To see he's gonna go get up. But keep in
mind that if you're an addict, right list, say you're
you're you're addicted to smoking and you're trying to stop smoking. Yeah,
and then someone in front of your lights up a
cigarette and you get all your palms get clammy. That's
how Froggy was last night watching someone else stealing the
outback steak knives.

Speaker 10 (33:50):
Yeous living his dream.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
No one can see it, but if you can just
at back Steakhouse steak knives. How many are in here?

Speaker 6 (34:00):
This this is from outback here? There's one?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Okay, two? Yeah, three four.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Those are outback man, okay, then said four.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Then we went to this other place and they had
really nice knives, so I took theirs too.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Those are those expensive French ones.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Goodness.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
Then I went to this other place and they had
really nice they like bring you stuff that. I took
this knife from there too.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Oh that's a nice one with the table.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Yeah, that was good.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
And then.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
I mean, if you ever need knives, I have plenty.
Don't buy a knife. Go to a restaurant you like
the knife.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Just you know.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Who is Mark forg is our favorite chef in New
York City.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Oh yeah, these are from American Cut. I think I
took those.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Two from a friend his steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah he's a friend.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Yeah, well tell him thank you when you talk to
him to thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Appreciate it from Mark Orgies American Cut steakhouse and.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Try hold on, I don't have this one.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I couldn't believe he did that. We had our holiday
party there. Oh believe me, we spent a lot of money.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
He could get over it in a Santa Claus hat
and walked out with them.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh my god, and you took them on the airplane.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Yeah, I just wrapped on my luggage.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Oh my god, you're saying, if you go to Olive Garden,
you got to get the cheese grater, take the cheese.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
I want one of those, the one to turn it
and it just falls out. I want one of them.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
This person was texting and said it was the best
day ever when they got the cheese Greater Olive Garden
and so and someone down here with servant Margarita's and uh,
they said, Hey, if we give you twenty bucks extra tip,
can we take the margarita glasses? Absolutely? Okay, Wow, Danielle,
let's go to Krispy Kreme and steal the conveyor belt.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Oh, that would be a good one to have.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Can you imagine one of the drips of the icing
as they came home.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Sign.

Speaker 11 (35:50):
A couple of my friends stole the stools at McDonald's
when we were younger, Like they just picked it up
and walked right up.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Scary. For the longest time.

Speaker 20 (35:58):
A buddy of mine had a Donald McDonald's bench in
the backyard.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
You know the bench they put on.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
The hamburglar was on there.

Speaker 20 (36:06):
Ron McDonald's arm around you and you just sit and
you take a picture.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I love that I love how we're giving Froggy hell
for stealing knives and he's taking furniture.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
That's gotta be worse, definitely.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Oh my god. Ashley Online twenty three. Uh hello, Ashley,
what's going on?

Speaker 18 (36:24):
I'm good?

Speaker 19 (36:26):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
We're doing well? Okay? You stole what from? Where?

Speaker 12 (36:30):
I take the seasoning faults from Red Robin.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Your Red Robin has that seasoning salt.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Those are good though, don't they understand that they might
sell them?

Speaker 26 (36:40):
Yeah, but I can't find them selling them anywhere, so
I just take to taking them to.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Take all right, Red Robin, Yes, excellent. Well you know
what it's some manager of a Red Robins listening going,
dang it.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
I just founded for you on Amazon for five dollars
in night, three cents.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Why she has it now, she'll need.

Speaker 26 (37:03):
It exactly, and I keep at least two is in
my house. All the time.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
People are saying Fridays has the best margarita glasses. Take
them and the salad tongs from olive garden.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
Yum.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
All right, Ashley, thank you very much. You and you're
you're a Red Robin seasoning salt. Have a beautiful day. Okay, yeah,
what about you Gandhi. I know you steal stuff from restaurants,
Oh for sure.

Speaker 10 (37:30):
I am notorious for walking out with Ramikins because sauce.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Hello, and then.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
Yeah, I love my sauce, and I don't even have
those little things at home. So then I bring them
home and I have a nice collection of Ramikins.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
There you go, because you're a saucer. You love them.

Speaker 11 (37:43):
Now, aren't you guys surprised? I don't steal anything from restaurants.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Yes, are you still from grocery stores?

Speaker 5 (37:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
One time? You still my boyfriend and married him.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh, there is that permanent here.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Look if I owned a restaurant, all right, hear me.
If I owned a restaurant and you came in eight
times to like complete an entire silverware set, yeah, I
got you in my restaurant eight times. I think it's
worth it to me. I'm the one that made I'm
the one that made a profit totally. But if you
come in and take the entire set in one trip, no,

(38:17):
that's that's just too fast.

Speaker 18 (38:21):
Rules.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Because you know when they come to bus a table.
I mean, I've never bused tables before. I don't know
if any of you have. I mean, do they tell
you make accounts of silverware when you're picking up you
don't just pick it up and throw it in the box.
No one rescounting that.

Speaker 10 (38:32):
Are they quickness and efficiency and getting that table clean?
They don't care.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
My father used to own a restaurant and he would
people would drop silver on the floor and say, oh,
I dropped this on the floor, Can you bring me
another one? So that's how they get another one to
the table. They don't have to steal it.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Well, so question, uh, can't you just go to Amazon
and buy these things? I mean, you can get silverware
for inexpensive prices. Is it the challenge? Is it the
sport of lifting it from a restaurant and you feel
like you get it, You feel like you really got
your money's worth with that.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Person's Grandma steels, the Hibachi soup spoons, you know, the hibachi,
the little white spoons. It all stacked together, the Grandma
steeals those by the by the dozen.

Speaker 11 (39:14):
Danielle hold On on Amazon. I found it the outback
steak knives. You can actually buy what they use.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
They got smart. Now they're making money off people, you know.

Speaker 11 (39:23):
But no, I wanted to know what the biggest thing
you ever stole was because when I was younger, my
girlfriends and I actually stole a cardboard cutout from the
movie theater. You know how they have like the it's like,
you know, promoting the next movie and.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
When you walk in the lobby.

Speaker 11 (39:39):
Yeah, So we went out the back door, shoved this
huge thing under both of our armpits, and ran out
the back of the mood, got it in the car,
shoved it in the car, and got home with it.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
And then what what do you do with it?

Speaker 11 (39:51):
Well, I kept it for a couple of years and
then eventually I tossed it. It was just the satisfaction
knowing that I got it, got it in the car.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Actually, you asked yourself, why did I take that?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
To me?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
The only thing I've really stolen from bars and restaurants
are nice glass is nice glassware, Like if they have
great martini glasses or great wine glasses. The thing is
you could still buy them, and they buy them in bold.
They don't pay a lot of money for those things.
I don't think, but I'm sure after all that adds up.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
Yeah, Froggy, all this Texterter is listening to us. On
Q ninety three, she says, that she stole the wine
glass from Masianos because they had a big M on
the side. Her friend Medina's birthday was coming up.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I love.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I love Maianos.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
They got great glasses for friends that have named starting
a letter M. What's up? Gandhi?

Speaker 10 (40:42):
So I was in Denver years ago with a bunch
of my friends and they had in the place where
we were these books where you could just write down
any random thought in the book. And I was looking
through all the books. That was really really cool, and
they had like ten I may have taken one of
the books and I've been feeling bad about it ever since.
I feel like I should send it back. But those
had them thoughts from random people. It's the most fascinating

(41:02):
thing I have in my home.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
I think. There you go, I don't know, uh. Line
twenty three, Steve calling from South Florida, listening to y
Oney you.

Speaker 23 (41:11):
Doing Steve, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
So you know a guy, a guy?

Speaker 33 (41:16):
You know a guy?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah, you know a guy.

Speaker 23 (41:19):
A friend of mine in high school, maybe U nineteen
ninety eight. So they actually took the Ronald McDonald's statue
from a play area.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 23 (41:32):
And not only did they take the statue. But then
as a high school prank, they decided with their friends
they were going to hoist it onto the gym roof
And then.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I did to put it on the roof of a
high school.

Speaker 23 (41:44):
Oh my god, and tied balloons in his arm so
everybody can see it from rudely.

Speaker 11 (41:50):
Oh, oh my gosh.

Speaker 23 (41:55):
It was just both. You know, it was bolted into
the ground and just unbolted.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Those can't do that. Must take some effort to lift
like Ronald McDonald's.

Speaker 23 (42:07):
But it was one of the best high school franks ever,
you know what.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
And it was the balloons that made it. I'm sure. Wow,
I Steve, thanks for telling our audience members to go
steal from McDonald's. We appreciate thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
By the way, you know what, you know, we don't
want anyone to go steal. We're not promoting no, no, no, no,
not at all. Hello Kayla, Kayla, Uh that I got through.
What did you steal? Kayla? What did you take?

Speaker 27 (42:33):
So it was actually my cousin. There was a restaurant
down the street from me had like a Luke Bryan
cardboard cutout vaulted to the side, and she went and
unbolted it from the side of the bar, took it
home and slept with it for the next like months
with a Luke.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Bryan cut out. Okay, that's just kind of creepy. Wow,
thank god it wasn't our guy Scotti b he would
have taken Luke Brian and to hold in him always
car board. Hi, Caleb, thank you for listening. Do not steal.
It's not good stealing. It's very good, all right, make

(43:10):
it easy.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
Ha ha, laugh, Bunny.

Speaker 24 (43:14):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Everyone say good morning to Jenny. Hello, Jenny, that's John Johnny. Wait, hellday,
you got to get off the speakerphone, Johnny. It doesn't work, Johnny, Johnny,
can you get off the speakerphone because it doesn't sound good? Okay, Okay, yeah,

(43:47):
I think so. Yeah. So Nate calls Johnny and writes
Johnny lying twenty four on the back of a paper plate. Hi,
Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 33 (44:00):
Hi, this is Aunt Jenny.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Hey, Uncle Johnny. It sure was good seeing you here
in the in the studio. But we have to talk
about what happened yesterday with the champagne bottle of Eminem's.

Speaker 33 (44:13):
Yes that was hysterical me. I'm sitting here with Richard
Bell and I said, look who you got, isn't it fabulous?
And the bottle it looks like a champagne bottle. It
has the metal on the top, you know, with the
aluminum floy We you rip off the illuminum pot to unscrew.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
It right the cork right the cork.

Speaker 33 (44:33):
Well, I didn't had no idea. We ended up with
pliers and a hammer and banging, and the whole plastic
thing fell apot and then there was the plastic thing
on the inside. It had to put up with beer
it hold on and then I called up. I said,
don't finish.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
The story yet, hold on a second. So, by the way,
these beautiful, really cool plastic champagne bottles from eminem Ms.
They're filled with these personalized Eminems and you can actually
do it yourself. You can try Eminem's, you can do
the Eminem's mix at a store near you, or you
can create custom Eminem's for these champagne mommals.

Speaker 33 (45:11):
They're the best. I loved them. I wanted to get
to them.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Okay, So thirty minutes later, he's trying to open this
champagne bottle of Eminem's yeah, and then finish the story.

Speaker 33 (45:23):
So then I banged it into the whole thing. The
top cracked and fell apart and everything. And I called
up Alex. I said, have you guys tried to open
the champagne bottle? Well, Eminem's yet and he goes no.
I says, well, try it and give me a call back.
This is the hottest thing I've ever done. And he

(45:44):
calls me back one minute later and says, Johnny, read
the side of the bottle and down the bottle. It says, yeah,
unscrewed the bottom of the bottle.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
You don't use the top, you turn it over.

Speaker 33 (45:56):
Did anybody else get had yet? I didn't realize that.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
My kids didn't realize that, and they were doing what
you did. And I go, guys, guys, you flip it over.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
The instructions are little pictures.

Speaker 33 (46:12):
They're right there on the bottle, john Many people look
at it at a shampagne bottle with the metal on
top of the screw.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
But it's not champagne, Johnny. It's right froggy.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
And the bottom is also like a nice little stand.
So when you take the bottom off, it's got an
indention in the bottom so that then the top sits
into it and it sits up on its own, so
you can just reach in and just grab them as
you would like to eat them, because that's what we've
done here at my house. But I mean it's nice.
It's kind of like a two part thing.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
It's awesome, But you have to it's just three little
pictures with a hand on the bottle turning it up.

Speaker 33 (46:46):
I was ready to kill somebody.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Like shards of plastic fly.

Speaker 33 (46:55):
It was everywhere. I had to flow it out. I
put them in a zip hock bag. Now them in
the zip All right.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Well, Johnny, the rest of us are eating them like
the regular people. Here's what you do if you want
to create your own custom M and ms. Don't invite
Uncle Johnny over to open the bottom of the bottle, Johnny.

Speaker 33 (47:10):
Put on the open from the bottom, exactly.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Put on dumb ass open from the bottom, Johnny.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
So what do you do?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
What do you do today, Johnny?

Speaker 33 (47:21):
Today? I'm waiting. I'm having the guys are supposed to
come over and put the rest of the fans up
in my house.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Oh Johnny has tons of fans.

Speaker 33 (47:28):
Oh yeah, I have a lot of fans. They're all
coming over to say hi.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Sounds like a busy and you can enjoy some nice
chocolate Eminem's while you're putting your fan. Hey, we love you,
Uncle Johnny. Have a beautiful day.

Speaker 33 (47:43):
Okay, I will thank you, love you. Hello, lady, Hello,
wa you have a great day.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
Okay, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran
phone tappen?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
All right, what do you have going on today?

Speaker 6 (47:59):
All right?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Well, it comes to us from Jessica.

Speaker 11 (48:01):
She says, my husband Andy is runting a house in
Long Beach Island for Memorials Day weekend. He found the
house by himself and he's using it to give me
a thirtieth birthday party with a whole bunch of my friends.
Now he is taking this on. It's all his responsibility.
He's planning the weekend. So call him tell him that
he's not getting the house and he will be so upset.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
So that's what I did.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
You're going to ruin it for everyone. Hurry, today's phone tap.

Speaker 29 (48:25):
This is Andy.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah, Hi, Andy, this is Erica.

Speaker 18 (48:28):
How are you good.

Speaker 11 (48:30):
I just actually spoke to your wife briefly and she
said I should call you on the cell phone.

Speaker 29 (48:34):
Yes, she just called. She said there was a problem
with this weekend.

Speaker 22 (48:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (48:36):
Unfortunately, the reason I never sent the contract back to
you was because we actually got a better offer on
the house for the weekend, so we had to give
it to somebody else.

Speaker 29 (48:46):
This is this is look.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I've talked to you for.

Speaker 29 (48:50):
What months now, Yeah, and I was under the understanding
that we had the house. I've talked to you in
everything else. This is unacceptable, unacceptable at eighteenth teen people go.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Into this house.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Well, we got eight thousand dollars for the place.

Speaker 29 (49:04):
Eight take doesn't matter. You should have called me two
months ago, my real estate attorney call you.

Speaker 18 (49:09):
That's fine, sir.

Speaker 11 (49:10):
I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but Mario Lopez made us
a much better offer.

Speaker 18 (49:14):
I don't give it.

Speaker 29 (49:14):
I don't give it. That is unacceptable. That's absolutely you.
You cast my check. Well, you're gonna have a lot
suit on your hands. You're gonna have a lawsuit on hands.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
You know you can come down on another weekend.

Speaker 29 (49:25):
No, No, it's it's my wife's thirtith birthday.

Speaker 21 (49:27):
You knew this.

Speaker 11 (49:28):
Well, there are a lot of other weekends in the summer,
and I'm sure she wouldn't mind celebrating her birthday, and.

Speaker 33 (49:31):
I don't care.

Speaker 29 (49:32):
It's one more ealthday weekend. I took time off of work,
So did everybody else come down to that house this weekend?

Speaker 11 (49:38):
Well, why can't you do it like in two weeks
from now? I have I have availability there.

Speaker 29 (49:42):
Everybody took off the days my wife's but we have
chants two weeks from house. This is absolutely ridiculous. You
haven't even given me time to get something else. Now
now it's canceled the weekend. The whole weekend is wrecked
because of you.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, but sir, maybe you should take your wife someplace
else far thirties. Maybe it doesn't want to really come
down to else.

Speaker 29 (49:58):
She did. She's very tell you about it. She's never
been down eighteen people going.

Speaker 18 (50:02):
Andy listened to what what?

Speaker 29 (50:04):
What are you gonna tell me that what?

Speaker 11 (50:05):
I have a three bedroom for you? You could figure
out it may to make it work.

Speaker 29 (50:09):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Listen to me.

Speaker 29 (50:10):
Oh, I don't want I don't want a three bedroom.

Speaker 11 (50:12):
There's no way in hell, Andy, you want to up
your entire wife's weekend.

Speaker 29 (50:16):
We can't do a three bedroom. We can't do a
three bedroom.

Speaker 11 (50:19):
Listen, go through the list and say, this person's really
not that important.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
This person's not really that important.

Speaker 29 (50:24):
Across the mall, everybody is everybody's family.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
No everyone.

Speaker 11 (50:27):
I'm sure there's a cousin or two or grandma that
really doesn't need to be there.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Sweety, Hey, what's that?

Speaker 29 (50:34):
Yeh see, well you have me and my wife on
the line. Now, why did you You could have told
me this? I mean it because months ago that you
set your contracts out, you cast the checks. Why did
you catch a check?

Speaker 11 (50:45):
Because I cashed the checks because I'm going to give
you another weekend.

Speaker 29 (50:49):
No, we want that. We want that money back.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I understand, sir, but I can't give you the money back.

Speaker 29 (50:53):
Oh you give me that money back. We don't have
another run.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Okay, miss, miss miss, I'm not talking to you. I'm
talking to him right now. I just finished my conversation
with him. Thank you. After I'm not talking to you,
Thank you talking to him.

Speaker 29 (51:08):
You don't you dare talk to my wife like that.
I swear to God. You know you're you're very unprofessional
telling her what she's got the upper hands here.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I want you to say you're gonna fix this.

Speaker 11 (51:20):
You ruined your wife's weekend and you don't want to
take the blame for it.

Speaker 29 (51:24):
I didn't do anything, take the brain up for it.
But one I'm getting my money back.

Speaker 11 (51:29):
Let me tell you, lady, I don't know how you're
married to this one. He's a real well yeah, he
sticks up for you, that's for damn sure.

Speaker 29 (51:37):
You ridiculous. Your most unprofessional person I've ever spoken to
before my life. I feel I feel sorry for your
daughter and you, and I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 11 (51:44):
I feel I feel sorry that your wife.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
I feel sorry.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
I feel sorry.

Speaker 29 (51:52):
What's the failure? What is the deal?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
We're just phone tapping you on the radio?

Speaker 29 (51:56):
Are you Andy?

Speaker 11 (51:57):
This is Danielle Mon Arrow from the Elvis durand Moore Show.
And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Andy, Andy.

Speaker 29 (52:12):
Species I don't even know. I'm gonna get you back.
That's what I'm gonna I'm gonna get you.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
Back Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 30 (52:23):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all Party Space the.

Speaker 24 (52:27):
Elvis dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Are even on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Okay, all right, so I know what happens a lot
on Thanksgiving where you have the family coming over, and
you have all these dishes you have to make, so
you tell them, yeah, I'm gonna make lunch for us,
come over for Thanksgiving lunch, and then you run out
to the Boston mark It. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
and you pick up some because they do a great
job on you know, mashed potatoes and green beans and
blah blah blah. So, uh is intern Stephanie Bonerno in today? Oh,

(53:11):
let's go talk to intern Stephanie. Good morning, Stephanie. How
are you everyone? So, Stephanie, her mom and dad. Your
mom and dad were born in Italy, right, My.

Speaker 36 (53:22):
Dad was, and he came here when he was eight
years old. My mom is from Puerto Rico, but.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I was born here. Perfect. Now what part of Italy
is your father from?

Speaker 18 (53:30):
He's from Sicily.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Oh my god, Yeah that is so cool. Yeah. Sicilians
are so more lively and and get so so into it,
and then they get mad at you and then they
like you one minute later. It's a strange as you.

Speaker 18 (53:47):
Grudges.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
But yeah, believe me, I've dated nothing but Sicilian so
I'm met. Uh. Anyway, So your mom and dad were
gonna come over to your place for dinner. You're gonna
cook dinner for your mom and dad.

Speaker 18 (53:56):
I was.

Speaker 37 (53:57):
I was.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
So they know their Italian food, especially your dad.

Speaker 36 (54:02):
Right, one hundred percent. He's very into the cuisine, so
he knows exactly how everything should taste, and especially with
the sauce.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
The great Yeah, it's all about the sauce. So if
you make a bad Italian meal, your dad is he's
going to know it. So you were very nervous tell
everyone what you did without your parents knowing.

Speaker 36 (54:20):
So I was extremely nervous for this huge event that
I was going to throw at my house. And I
actually ordered all the food from a local restaurant, threw
it into a pan, and then may believe like it
was it was cooked by me.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
So, Stephanie, if you have a lot of picky people
over there that know their Italian food, they trust you.
You know it better because your dad is from Italy.
But you actually used them. So where did you get
the food from? Just a local Italian restaurant?

Speaker 36 (54:51):
A local Italian restaurant that I knew that they did
not know the exact taste of some local areas. You
just know that's where it's from. You have the sauce
with a certain amount of sugar, this and that, and
I just knew that they did not know this taste.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Stephanie, What did you do with the containers? The containers?
Where'd you put them?

Speaker 36 (55:08):
So I threw out all the containers, but I made
sure to throw a little sauce from one of the
containers into the pots and pans and into the sink.
So I made sure that everything look like I made
it from scratch. I did not do a single What.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Did they say when they ate it?

Speaker 36 (55:22):
They were like, oh my god, we taught you so well.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Did you ever tell.

Speaker 7 (55:28):
Them the truth?

Speaker 36 (55:28):
No, they're probably listening right now because they're avid listeners.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
But sorry, mom and dad.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Oh my god, I get it, though. I mean, does
anyone think that's just a mortal sin? I mean we
call that the permissible lie?

Speaker 10 (55:41):
Yeah, did you put some So.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
You put some sauce on your cheek?

Speaker 11 (55:46):
You make it look like you were in this slaven
for hours.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
It's just splatter. You have to splatter sauce all over
the stove.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Cooking pasta is not usually, you know, it's usually very messy.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
So the sauceage splatters all right, Thank you, thank you, Stephanie.
Then because of you and your honesty and turned Stephanie's honesty,
I'll tell you what I did. So we had a
dinner party for nine at the house, okay, And I
made a little bitty turkey meatball so I can make
some Italian wedding soup. And then I made this beautiful
lasagna in in a Garden. Thank you on behalf of

(56:22):
all your gaze. We thank you. I made in a
Garden's Italian Turkey sausage lasagna. Look up the recipe. It's
the best ever. And then at the last minute, of course,
Alex like, yo, can we have some chicken palm? I'm like, okay,
So I got some chicken. I pounded the chickens out,
I breaded them, and you know, I fried them whatever.
And I'm just like, oh my god, I have to

(56:42):
make sauce. So in my kitchen back way behind the
cereal boxes in the cupboard, I have bottles of REOs
marinera the mast.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
You did you add some wine to it?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
I doctored a little bit. But but what I did was,
you know, everyone was in the kitchen, I took the pan.
I was gonna put the sauce in I went into
the into the pantry and I poured it in there
in there, and then I hid the bottle behind the cereal,
and I brought it back in and just started stirring, and.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
No one knew the stricks.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
I had no idea. And it was great.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
I know, Oh my god, I know.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
But even if it's whatever brand, if it doesn't okay,
So you enjoyed it. But I didn't say to you, oh,
that's the sauce I slaved over all day. But I
did lie. Because I didn't tell you it's not my sauce.
You assumed it was mine, right.

Speaker 10 (57:29):
I did assume it.

Speaker 11 (57:30):
If she had asked, if Gandhi had said, hey, Elvis,
this is delicious, did you make this from scratch?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
What would you say?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
I would pull her aside and go shut up.

Speaker 10 (57:38):
There wasn't even time for me to think that it
wasn't made by you, because I was in the kitchen
with you all day.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
The fact that you snuck that past this is amazing.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
The fact the fact is I had to sneak into
another room with the pan and pour it in another
ring and then stuck the pan back in.

Speaker 10 (57:50):
He was cooking all day that took him four hours
to make the stock. I mean, I can't believe it,
but I'm scary.

Speaker 20 (57:57):
I remember when the listener called in and admitted to
burn turkey Thanksgiving, and then she went over to Boston
Market and then took a whole bunch of Thanksgiving Carver sandwiches,
slit all the turkey meat off the sandwich and lined
it up on as.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Okay, they enjoyed the meal. And look, you lied by
making them assume you cooked it. You didn't say, Hey, ever,
what look at the turkey.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I've made, right, you never said it.

Speaker 11 (58:24):
It's better than you people showing up and your meal sucks.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Of course, totally.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I agree with that, all right, So I lied to
my friends. So I mean Lydia Malcolm, you were here, did,
I mean, do you feel offended?

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Not at all?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Matter of fact, I'm gonna get some of those man
arrow jars. Yeah, is the.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Best they had. They have a vodka sauce that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Yeah. Uh, this text not in my house. My h
nana would stir the sauce and have a sponge in
the other hand. Every time a little speck of sauce
came on the stuff, she wiped it. Down and that's
how she did it. That's how she taught me.

Speaker 18 (58:58):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Is that what is that the text you want me
to read? Yeah? Yeah, not in my house. But people, No,
I would never allow a splatter mine. No, no, I love.
I love when the Italians texting about their nona. No no,
I know. So let me ask you this, What are
some other permissible lives out there? Things that you go hmm, yeah,
I did this, I did that. No you didn't.

Speaker 10 (59:21):
I was just going through a list in my head
of things. I was going to say, we're permissible lies,
and then I don't think any of them are. Like,
I don't think it's okay to tell your friends that
they look good if they don't. Like whenever I see
someone looking crazy in public, I think, oh my god,
you have terrible friends. It didn't tell you not to
wear that.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
But yeah, do you tell.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
Them that they look good?

Speaker 9 (59:37):
What they do?

Speaker 18 (59:37):
I know?

Speaker 1 (59:37):
It depends on the friend. Some friends can handle it,
some can't.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
See that's the thing about Gandhi. You You will say
what's on your mind and to a fault.

Speaker 10 (59:45):
Well, I want to be a good friend, and I
would hope somebody does the same to me. You know,
if I put something on it looked like trash, well,
I would want someone to be like, no, don't do
that one.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
That's not a good idea.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
I just think that as we go through life, sometimes
we when you say this out loud, you feel like
to scumback, But I'm saying it anyway. Sometimes in life
you do have to bend the truth a little to
the left or to the right to make things work
out the best.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
We lie to our kids all the time, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
What kind of lies you tell your kids?

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Please?

Speaker 11 (01:00:11):
There's certain like I always say, Oh, they got you
on camera doing something at school, so you better be
careful because the camera is going to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Catch you like they do it. But they do have cameras,
so that's not a total no.

Speaker 11 (01:00:21):
Yeah, but I don't think they have cameras every inch
of the place. But I think, you know, I forget it.
You it's ridiculous. What does your parents just tell you
if you swallow that gum, you're gonna grow gum tree
in your stomach.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
I used to believe that crap.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
You believe there's a gum tree in your when my
mom told.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Me that it was gonna grow in my stomach. Yeah,
I believe dark.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Why the gum if you my dad said, if you
eat gum, it stays in your stomach for seven years.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
I can't be true.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
There's not a gum hanging up for seven years. What
about you, Froggy? What permissible liear you telling?

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
What about when you tell somebody all, I've only been
with three partners. Are you lie to people to stop
an argument?

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
It's exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
It's a lie that is not really negative. It's not
gonna hurt anybody. It just keeps it from getting out
of hand.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I got it. Like earlier, we had a caller call up.
She said she and her boyfriend went on a break
and when they got back together, they had to tell
each other who they slept with. I mean, like, no,
I just you know I had mister Handy. That was
as far as I got a liar. Mine twenty four
is Becca? Here we go? Yeah, Becca, Grandma's And when
they cook your things giving dinner, I know that they

(01:01:28):
cook it all right. They don't lie. Grandma's don't lie.

Speaker 37 (01:01:31):
Yeah. She got tired of peeling the potatoes, I guess,
so she used some dried ones and then months later
she was like, hey, guys, I have something to tell you,
and she had used dried potatoes for half of it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
You know that that was killing her for the last
couple of months.

Speaker 18 (01:01:46):
That the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Yeah, that's guilt. Grandma guilt.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Grandma guilt.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Oh, we love you guilt. Grandma guilt is her new name.
Grandma guilt. I Becca, thanks, but something a little thing
like potato flakes versus real potatoes, Grandma's. They lose sleep
over that crowd. Hi, Jessica, Hi, Hey, how's your drive
so far?

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Good?

Speaker 15 (01:02:06):
Yeah, it's good. Just drop so I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Oh, the kids are out of it if I can
talk about mister handy now anyway, all right, so the
permissible lie, don't you agree, Jessica? It's okay to bend
the truth a little sometimes, just a little bit.

Speaker 15 (01:02:21):
If it needs to be done in order to keep
people happy and satisfied, then yes, send it.

Speaker 20 (01:02:27):
A little too.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
How have you done that? How have you done that?

Speaker 33 (01:02:31):
Well?

Speaker 15 (01:02:31):
Every year we have well we had a Thanksgiving one
year and I didn't I was not aware. I mean,
I think I'm a pretty good cook, but I don't know.
I wasn't aware that when you get a turkey from
the supermarket, it's in it was frozen, and I didn't
know open the door. You know what I mean, like

(01:02:53):
when you open the door and like that's where the
frozen stuff is and you open it and you you
know frozen, you take it out and you close it. Well,
it wasn't in any sort of thing like that.

Speaker 32 (01:03:01):
Yeah, So I left it out all night.

Speaker 15 (01:03:05):
I was like, I got up the next morning, I
was like, I'm ready, like, let's do this. I went
to like put it in the oven and it was like.

Speaker 29 (01:03:12):
It was hard as a rock.

Speaker 15 (01:03:13):
And I have people coming over that night, So what'd
you do?

Speaker 21 (01:03:15):
So I just went to I went to.

Speaker 15 (01:03:17):
The Honey Baked Ham Company. I didn't tell nobody, and
I just you know, put the turkey in the oven,
pre cooked, warmed it, served it and everyone said it
was the best turkey.

Speaker 33 (01:03:28):
I've ever made.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
You But did you did you stand at the foot
of the table and say, attention to everyone, here's the
turkey I roasted for you today.

Speaker 15 (01:03:36):
I slaved all day long.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
That's a liar.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
But what do you do now every year?

Speaker 11 (01:03:44):
Because now every year they're expecting that it to be
that fabulous honey bank.

Speaker 15 (01:03:48):
Well now I know, well now I know that you
need to get it a few days before and let
it thaw. I got it now, like I let it thaw.

Speaker 11 (01:03:56):
You do it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
But do you have to understand something? When you cook
for a huge bunch of people for Thanksgiving or whatever,
that's stressful. And if you could eliminate some of that
stress by getting a turkey from honey bag Ham, fine,
couldn't care less. I love this text. It just came in.
My mom told me swallowing gum will block my butthole?
Did you test it?

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
Parting to blow bubbles?

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
All right, Well, thank you for your calle Jessica. I
think you did okay, as long as you don't make
a big deal about how you roasted the turkey you
just hated. But if someone asked me, I couldn't lie.
I would say this sauce is great. How'd you make
this sauce? I'll say I made it by opening a jar.

Speaker 24 (01:04:35):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast, I want to read his next
one because she gave us two straws out of five.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
How's your corn beef? I take another bite? Okay? Well,
what is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven? Yeah,
Ab says stop eating During the podcast, dummies.

Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
Listen to the Brooklyn.

Speaker 24 (01:04:54):
Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever.

Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
You get your podcasts.

Speaker 24 (01:05:00):
Tell mister Ran in the Morning showing up.

Speaker 9 (01:05:05):
All of you are Gobal areas.

Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
Can I start my day with mister r in the
Morning Show?

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
All right?

Speaker 28 (01:05:15):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Uh hit the jingle? Scariest time for the topic train
the Elvis topic trade today.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
The Elvis topic train.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
El I mean, the question is why talk about one
thing when you can talk about several different things at
the same time, and you get to choose which topic
you want to talk about. All right, call Nate, let's
set it up. I'll give you the topic. Don't call yet,
wait till you hear the topics. Okay, topic number one?

(01:05:48):
Are you venmo stalking your significant other or someone else?
Please tell us why and why you're doing it both
or anyway, and what you found. I want to know
what you found. Are you've been most talking someone? Okay?
So far, so good? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Have you ever been beard fished where he was so
hot or maybe she was so hot with a beard
and then when they shaved it off, you're like, ooh,
I don't know. Or maybe you were hat fished or
COVID mask fished, they took off your mask. You're like, oh, okay,
another question on the on the topic train? What did

(01:06:28):
you learn from TikTok? There's so much to learn there, right, yeah,
what did you learn for TikTok? Here's my favorite? If
you could smell things on Google? What would you google?

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:06:39):
Oh, I have one?

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
Can I say it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:06:41):
It is Jason Momoa because I really want him to
smell good, but I just have this feeling that he
smells really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
So yeah, you can use people if you uh what
if you could smell things or people on Google? What
would you google? And finally, have you ever been caught
speeding because you're listening to a song that made you speed?
What was it I want to hear from you? The
Elvist topic train, the Elvis topic trays. Let's get into it.

(01:07:10):
Let's just jump right into it, all right. I don't
know where to start. We're gonna start at line eleven, right,
you got to help me on guys. It's Trish, Hey, Trish, Hey,
hell alleen, good morning.

Speaker 35 (01:07:26):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 9 (01:07:28):
I'm driving to work and it's uh, it's a great day,
and uh, I always am in a great mood. Listening
to you guys, and I had to call in with
my story.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Which topic are you calling in about, Trish?

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:07:40):
The how you were fished?

Speaker 27 (01:07:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Beard fish or or or hat fished or mask fished.

Speaker 9 (01:07:48):
I was costume fished at a Halloween costume.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
What happened, Trish?

Speaker 9 (01:07:55):
I'm sure that's really common. So I met this guy
through some end. He was dressed as Zoro, and and
then we went out on a date and I literally
felt deflated, like, oh, okay, I like him better as Zoro.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Are you saying he went from zero to zero? Maybe?
Oh my god, not quite, but totally totally messed up
that joke. Well, so you know what, sometimes you know,
in costume it's more mysterious and Zoro yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:08:31):
Yeah, yes exactly. But I was the energizer bunny, So
I don't know what the attraction was there. I guess
I would keep going because I could keep going and going.

Speaker 12 (01:08:43):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Okay, all right, Tris, thanks for calling. We appreciate it.
You have a great day. Okay, you all right? Sherry
on line ten, Welcome to the topic train. It's good
to have you here. Sherry. How are you feeling good?

Speaker 8 (01:08:56):
Good?

Speaker 33 (01:08:56):
How are you so great to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
It's a pleasure talk. Do you know which one of
our topics you're calling about?

Speaker 32 (01:09:03):
The speeding listening to a song?

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Isn't that funny? And we were talking about this in
the room earlier. You can hear a song and start
speeding up in your car, but you don't know you're
doing it. The song is making you accelerate. So you
have one that makes you speed.

Speaker 32 (01:09:17):
Yes, it's so we Sammy Hagar.

Speaker 12 (01:09:18):
I can't drive fifty five.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Of course, that's a natural. I mean, that's like it
just it just makes sense.

Speaker 12 (01:09:27):
So yeah, it's it's terrible.

Speaker 32 (01:09:30):
I was going ninety and a forty five.

Speaker 11 (01:09:33):
Oh my god, I still have your license?

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
Wow?

Speaker 16 (01:09:38):
You do have mynse were you pulled over?

Speaker 24 (01:09:40):
But not?

Speaker 18 (01:09:41):
Wh Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
I'm glad you caught it, Sherry, because that's a ninety
and a forty five is probably a steep price to pay.
Thank you, Thank you for listening to us. I appreciate it.
It's slow down, don't listen to Sammy Hagar. There's the
moral of the story. Michelle. In line eight, let's see
hey Michelle.

Speaker 21 (01:09:58):
Hello, Hello lady.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Well hello, how are you feeling good?

Speaker 32 (01:10:04):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
So, which topic are.

Speaker 32 (01:10:07):
You calling about about the speeding?

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Okay, what made you speed?

Speaker 32 (01:10:12):
It wasn't a song. I was actually listening to a
race car race and listening to the engines. I started
accelerating and I got snabbed for eighty five and a
sixty five. But because I was honest and told him
that I was listening to the NASCAR race, he let

(01:10:33):
me go with the following two close.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Wow. So he the officer, bought into that logic. That's
kind of funny.

Speaker 32 (01:10:40):
Yeah, he was dying. He was like, I have to say,
a chick listening to a NASCAR race and speeding on
the highlight, I gotta let you go with the following.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Okay, no no argument or officer. I love how you
were listening to NASCAR. You actually thought you were driving
a NASCAR so there's an issue. So yeah, all right, Michelle,
thanks for listening to us. I'm glad you got off
with a warn.

Speaker 27 (01:11:03):
You have a good day, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Two two Lady Lyne. Eighteen is Jordan. This is a lot.
We have a lot of these speeding calls coming in.
You got one too, right, Jordan?

Speaker 16 (01:11:12):
Yes, Hello, good morning and good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
What song makes you speed up without actually realizing you're
speeding up.

Speaker 38 (01:11:20):
Well, my girlfriend and iran a road trip and the
song I walked five hundreds miles.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Enough are you right now.

Speaker 16 (01:11:33):
On the train?

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Oh good, you turn it off. It doesn't matter that
song makes you speed. You must have been really into it.

Speaker 38 (01:11:42):
Well, it doesn't make me speed, but we were just
so into the song that we were speeding. And so
now whenever it comes on and we're both in the
car or whoever's driving, just we look at each other
and slow down regardless wherever we're at.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
All right, I'm gonna be five hundred miles by Proclaimers
makes you speed. I've never heard that one before. Thank you,
Jordan's thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 38 (01:12:01):
Yes, thanks, some great day guys.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Line four is Mary. I think we have a different
topic finally, because what that one was taking off big time.

Speaker 16 (01:12:07):
Hey Mary, Hey, good morning guys.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
How are you We're doing well?

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
We're doing well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah, I'm so excited I was.

Speaker 16 (01:12:14):
Talking to you guys. You make my morning every day,
my ride into work.

Speaker 15 (01:12:17):
I love listening to you.

Speaker 8 (01:12:18):
I'll you make my morning.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Well, thank god someone's listening to this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Mary.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Thank god you're there all right? Which topic are you calling.

Speaker 16 (01:12:24):
About So I'm calling about TikTok over the pandemic. I
learned how to use TikTok.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
My daughter taught me.

Speaker 16 (01:12:32):
I'm going to be forty next month, so I'm hashtag
mom over thirty, right, and so she taught me how
to get on.

Speaker 26 (01:12:40):
She taught me how to make friends.

Speaker 16 (01:12:41):
I finally learned apparently you need one thousand viewers to
go live, which god that took forever. So I finally
got a thousand viewers, went live, and then learned I've
got as funny as I thought I was because I
never got anybody to go on and watch me. Oh
I'm hilarious, but apparently none of the world agrees with me.

Speaker 14 (01:13:01):
So they voted you all.

Speaker 16 (01:13:04):
Yeah, well, you know you get like one or two viewers. Well,
my daughter she gets way more people. She has like
twelve thousand followers. I don't know how she does it.
Apparently she's really funny and very trendy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
I don't want to know how she does it. It's
her secret. Well wait a minute, anyone in the room.
You guys, have you learned anything from TikTok.

Speaker 11 (01:13:20):
Yes, a couple of recipes I've gotten off of TikTok,
which were delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Right.

Speaker 16 (01:13:25):
Yeah, I've got some food hacks off of TikTok as well,
and they're very handy.

Speaker 12 (01:13:28):
I have to say, I.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Love that you're loving the TikTok. All right, Mary, you
have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 16 (01:13:33):
Guys, you too, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
A line three is Angel Hey Angel.

Speaker 26 (01:13:38):
Yes, Hey, good morning, Well, good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Morning, welcome to the show. So which one of these
topics you're calling about?

Speaker 26 (01:13:44):
I was beardfish, hatfish, whatever you want to call it,
all the above.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
By what happened?

Speaker 26 (01:13:49):
I was fished. I came home from work about two
weeks ago and my husband decided to shave everything, his beard,
his head, everything.

Speaker 18 (01:14:01):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
So, I mean, how long have you been married to him?

Speaker 12 (01:14:06):
Six years?

Speaker 14 (01:14:07):
You have?

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
So you haven't seen him without facial or head hair
in six years?

Speaker 26 (01:14:14):
Correct?

Speaker 35 (01:14:15):
And I was, oh, so what's devastating if you can
compare maybe a celebrity or something he used to look like,
and also who he now looks like after.

Speaker 26 (01:14:26):
Shame, he looks like the Rock and now he looks
like older Bruce Willis.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Oh he's pretty old. He's not though, did you say
anything to him about it? I mean, is he going
to grow it back because he sees how you're recoiling
in horror.

Speaker 26 (01:14:49):
He'd better grow it back because he's not getting any
love until he does.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Wow, a while. It takes a while to grow it,
doesn't it.

Speaker 26 (01:14:56):
Yeah, Yeah, it's inching its way back, but it's been
a very slow two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
How different someone looks without a beard, so surprised. Yeah,
there were six years and you never knew what was
under the hood. That's so crazy. All right, Angel, thank you,
thanks for listening, Thanks for sharing, and good luck with
your husband if he's listening. Okay, there you go. Line
five is Pamela. Now, Pamela, which which topic are you

(01:15:23):
calling about?

Speaker 21 (01:15:25):
I am calling about the stalker situation?

Speaker 33 (01:15:28):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
The stalker? Oh no, Yo, we're asking if you stalk
people on Venmo to see who they're paying money to.

Speaker 21 (01:15:34):
No, I'm not stalking anyone. I have a stalker that's
stalking me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Okay, what's going on?

Speaker 21 (01:15:43):
I used to live beside him and uh we had
I had a pool in the backyard, and on the
other side of our fence was the patio doors, and
every time I tried to spend time in the pool,
he would swing the patio doors open and drop his pants.

Speaker 10 (01:15:56):
Oh god, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
He shouldn't be doing that. They don't need that. That's littering.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
You don't need that exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
But you know, but so do you ever use Venmo
with this guy?

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
I mean, you know, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Okay, hold on one second, Pamela, hold on one second.
All right, there's that, uh Emma line twenty four. Hello, Emma,
my favorite topic. Hello, I'm so happy you called with
this topic. It's my favorite topic. I think clever one.
Tell everyone which topic you're calling about.

Speaker 26 (01:16:31):
What I would google to smell?

Speaker 18 (01:16:33):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:16:34):
I would want to smell Gwenna's pounce rose candle.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Okay, no, you know, it's like the tester at the counter.

Speaker 18 (01:16:53):
You just want to exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I don't know why. I mean, how much were those candles?
The V can't the V candles?

Speaker 18 (01:17:02):
Remember?

Speaker 12 (01:17:02):
Like sixty dollars?

Speaker 11 (01:17:03):
Yeah, they were expensive and they sold out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Oh you need is just one sniff and you're done.
It's like it's off the bucket list.

Speaker 18 (01:17:11):
It's done.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
All right, thank you, that's my that's my favorite call.
I appreciate it. You have a great thanks for listening
to us. Okay, you two, Bye bye. And there you
go the topic train. I loved it. That was awesome.

Speaker 24 (01:17:25):
Elvis Duran, Oh, here he is. And the Morning Show,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap about?

Speaker 39 (01:17:47):
So Madison wanted to play a phone tap on her parents.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Now, Madison's parents are.

Speaker 39 (01:17:51):
Getting ready to go away on vacation for a week
without her, leaving her behind because you know, they just
want to get away. So Madison thought, why not scare
her parents a little before they go on vacation. So
I'm going to start the call thinking I'm talking to
Madison really knowing I'm talking to her parents, and I'm
throwing the part.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Parents don't like this. Yes, all right, let's see what
happens in Garrettstonetown.

Speaker 39 (01:18:10):
Madison is Ryan. I just talked to the guy. He
can get us two kegs for Saturday night. It's only
gonna be about two hundred bucks. I'm not that bad.
He's given us a deal. So what I need from
you is you're right, I'm sorry, I'm quiet, my parents
are upstairs. I just need you to call me as
soon as your parents are gone, so I can get

(01:18:30):
the kegs right over the house and we can put
them on ice before everyone gets over, right, you feel
all right? I'm guessing around like anywhere from fifty to
one hundred people. So I got enough ky and a
baby pool that we could definitely do the wrestling matches.
So I just need to get some tarp from you.

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
Out of your mind.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Not happening in my house.

Speaker 10 (01:18:53):
That will without you right now?

Speaker 18 (01:18:55):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Why?

Speaker 22 (01:18:56):
Because I'm her mother?

Speaker 7 (01:18:58):
You idiot?

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:19:00):
What the hell are you?

Speaker 25 (01:19:02):
I can't hear you. My cell phone's breaking up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Excuse me.

Speaker 19 (01:19:05):
No, I want to get to the bottom of this
right now.

Speaker 25 (01:19:09):
No, no, no worries myself is.

Speaker 19 (01:19:12):
Not going to be a party at my house.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 39 (01:19:14):
I think I have the wrong number I was. I
was looking to call Madison. I'm sorry.

Speaker 15 (01:19:18):
I am Madison's mother.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 25 (01:19:20):
Oh man, can you just tell maybe possibly, uh.

Speaker 18 (01:19:25):
Your parents.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Let me talk to your parents right now.

Speaker 25 (01:19:28):
They went away for a few a few weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
You're worry.

Speaker 18 (01:19:31):
I'll be in touch with them.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Who the hell are you? Have I ever met you before?
Have you ever been to my house?

Speaker 25 (01:19:35):
I haven't. No, No, I feel.

Speaker 18 (01:19:37):
Like I'm calling BF on that one.

Speaker 19 (01:19:38):
I will find out who you are, and I will
make sure your parents know what kind of juvenile the link,
what you are, and what kind of thoughts you're putting
in my daughter set.

Speaker 25 (01:19:45):
I can't hear you.

Speaker 26 (01:19:46):
Yeah, you can hear me.

Speaker 25 (01:19:49):
No, I can't hear you, crystal clear. I got I
gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
You gotta stay on this phone.

Speaker 25 (01:19:54):
Sign up, Yes, Mattison, you there?

Speaker 22 (01:19:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
All right?

Speaker 39 (01:19:59):
I just hngunge up on your mom. How far are
you away from your house right now?

Speaker 12 (01:20:03):
I'm like just around the corner.

Speaker 26 (01:20:04):
I'm on my way.

Speaker 39 (01:20:04):
Listen, I want you to go through the front door, but
put your phone like by your side, hold it as
if like you know, you're not using it, so we
can record the conversation with your mom.

Speaker 25 (01:20:13):
Okay, where the hell have you been?

Speaker 18 (01:20:17):
This is out?

Speaker 29 (01:20:19):
Both you weren't kept out. What have you been planning
for the whole weekend?

Speaker 18 (01:20:23):
What's he talking about?

Speaker 16 (01:20:24):
I just got a phone.

Speaker 18 (01:20:25):
Call from some kid.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
How about about.

Speaker 19 (01:20:28):
Kegs and ky Jelly and Redland And you're.

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
Doing it all at our house?

Speaker 19 (01:20:32):
Your idiot friend on the phone gave your whole plan away,
Just so.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
You know, it was probably just a joke.

Speaker 19 (01:20:38):
Well, I'm up going to plan a party on the
joke that's half and night. He said there was going
to be two hundred table at this out. Now I
have to cancel the clowns because of you, because I
had to stay home. And Betty said, a dummy, It's.

Speaker 22 (01:20:53):
Just gonna be a couple like just a couple of friends.

Speaker 32 (01:20:55):
It's not gonna wasn't gonna be a huge party.

Speaker 7 (01:20:58):
Boom.

Speaker 19 (01:20:59):
Why Okay, what Kelly coming into my house?

Speaker 15 (01:21:01):
I have a crypto collection and.

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
Not gonna be a big deal.

Speaker 18 (01:21:07):
Not a big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
We work. We're not gonna let you destroy it.

Speaker 39 (01:21:12):
One Madison, put the phone up to your mom's ear Hello.

Speaker 25 (01:21:18):
Karen, my name is My name is Gared from.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Called earlier about the game.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
No no, no, no, no, no, Karen, carry on.

Speaker 22 (01:21:23):
The phone right now.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
I'm calling your pad.

Speaker 25 (01:21:26):
You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 10 (01:21:28):
What holy oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
You know that gave me an actual hot tap.

Speaker 7 (01:21:36):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 30 (01:21:40):
AUTH participates.

Speaker 24 (01:21:43):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, What Elvis Duran.

Speaker 7 (01:21:53):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Squakers Now This has been a huge story of late
where people have a house they got from their mom
who passed away, whatever, and it's been empty for a
month or whatever. They go over to check on the
house and you know whatever, make sure the toilets are flushing.
There's someone living in it, right, They're like, what are
you doing here? Well, in some places they have a

(01:22:18):
right to be there, even if you own it. They
are squatters without paying you, without paying you, insanity. I
know there have been stories lately here in the New
York area. There was a woman I believe in Queen's
you were saying, she went to a similar conversation, went
to her mom's house.

Speaker 10 (01:22:35):
Yeah, her mother passed away. She took some time getting
herself together, went to the house to clean things up,
found people living there, asked them to leave. They told her, no,
we're not leaving.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
We're going to stay here.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
So she changed the locks.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
She got arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
What exactly, Yeah, because she kept them from their house
because they had squatters' rights. Go back to that our favorite,
one of her favorite musicals of all time, Danielle Rent. Yeah,
that was about a bunch of people who really talented people. Yeah,
great voices, great voices, Yeah, dancer living here. They were
squatting living in the East Village, I guess right.

Speaker 11 (01:23:09):
And actually one of their friends owned the property, and
so they thought like they even had more rights.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Because right, they couldn't get rid of them because they
could sing. Well, something changes everything if you're a singing squatter.
So I it's just it baffles my mind that if
you go out and you pay, you know, money for
an apartment or a house, and someone moves in. I
think in New York State, thirty days is it keep

(01:23:35):
in mind worth saying what we're just reading on the surface, right,
thirty days?

Speaker 10 (01:23:38):
It looks like so in some places they said, if
you've been in a place for ten years, then you
have a right to squat there. But then they're saying
thirty days is all it takes in New York State
to be able to squat on someone's property and just
stay there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
It's crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:23:50):
So it could be wrong about this to followus if you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Know, look, I think you still technically own it. It's
just a very very laborious project project to get them
out of there.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
I saw a case where some squatters they were charging
other squatters to come in and move in in a
place that they didn't even own. So like there was
like a main squatter he was charging other squatters to
live there while they were trying to while the person
that actually owned the property was trying to get them out.

Speaker 10 (01:24:15):
So these asses can become landlords exact property exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Well, so it kind of makes me scared. I'm going
to get home real quick after the work. No really,
So okay, we're trying to figure out where the squatter's
rights came from. And I was under the impression I
could be wrong here, maybe very clear that Let's say
you're renting you were you have a legal lease with
a landlord, and you're renting an apartment, and then you

(01:24:41):
cannot for whatever reason pay the rent, and there are
circumstances there, including pandemic or whatever. You then I think
you've been given rights to not be pushed out so fast.
But what if you don't have a lease, you just
move into an empty place.

Speaker 10 (01:24:58):
Right, So this seems like something that was rooted in
the settlement of the United States, where everybody was coming
here and just squatting on property that wasn't theirs, and
then they make these laws and say, hey, this is ours.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Now you can't get me out now.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Here we are.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
But that was a land grab when we're all going
west to pan for gold right back in the day.

Speaker 10 (01:25:21):
It's a land from other people, and now it continues.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
I don't I'm just this is one of those stories.
I just don't get it. What's that I do know that?

Speaker 40 (01:25:28):
You know, it's basically maintaining a property, right because I
had a vacant lot next to me to my house
and doing some research. If they haven't maintained a lot
for ten years, then you can claim ownership. But then,
like you said Elvis, it's a long laborious process.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Yeah, to do that. Yeah, if you own the house
or the lot, you still own it. But you can't
just call the police and have them kick them off
with the property. Well, it depends on what state you're in.

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
Yeah, because in Florida now they just passed the law
now that it's illegal squatters that you can't have them
removed from the property. Now in the state of Florida,
that's a good thing.

Speaker 11 (01:26:03):
I just asked my husband, who's a real estate agents Jersey,
so I said, do you know the rules of squatters
in New Jersey? And he said no, they change all
the time, and they are very intricate, so it's tough
to know the exact laws and allowances of what landlords
can do.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
I will tell you, huh, not far down the road
from our house, out in the country, there's people living
there that don't own their house really, and so we're like,
what do we call the police. We're trying to find
the owners. We can't find them. Someone passed away, then
it got passed down to someone someone bought someone in
the family bought the house for a dollar, just you know,
change the name over to them, and yeah, can't find them.

(01:26:41):
Here's Alisha, Alicia. This happened on your street.

Speaker 31 (01:26:43):
Right right, Yeah, I live in Connecticut. A woman down
the street passed away and the house was vacant for months,
and when her family finally came in to sell it,
there was actually a squatter in there who had moved
tables and chairs and appliances that didn't work because there
was no power, but he had a full grown a
rug in there. He was living in there for months

(01:27:05):
at the time, and when somebody actually finally bought the house,
he refused to leave, so they changed the locks, but
he broke in through a window and they still let
him stay there. The cops let him stay there.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Well, I see, I don't I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
It doesn't make sense if it's not yours, it's not yours.
I mean, why is it not that simple?

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
I don't know, but I'm assuming there are there are
rights group human rights groups out there that saying no, no,
no no. I mean, it's a lot.

Speaker 31 (01:27:32):
It took a lot to finally get him out. Somebody
finally bought the house and started to flip it, and
then they must have filed something to get him out officially.
But yeah, he had a full living room in there,
He had stuff in the kitchen, he had food in
the pantries. He was just living there for free.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Wasn't there a story? I guess I think it was
here in New York there was a guy going online
and he was communicating to a lot of immigrants who
are coming over the border, saying, here, here's here's how
you get a house. Looks at these houses that are empty,
move in, and so I think he is. They let
him have it.

Speaker 11 (01:28:01):
Still, I have a question if somebody goes, say, you
know a lot of people get summer homes so they
move out of their mansion, because they get a summer
home down the beach and it's beautiful. So they're not
in their home for three months. Can I technically then
move in?

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Really this happened in California, Los Angeles. There's a mansion
like in bel Air. They took it over. They took
and everyone in the neighborhood knows. And of course California
being an extremely liberal state, they're like, well, no, we
can't do anything.

Speaker 13 (01:28:27):
Oh, look up this new hobby because I would love
to live.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Yeah, God, give me an address. I'm gonna go squash.

Speaker 11 (01:28:33):
Seriously, I know some people who get a nice summer
home and their all their house is not too shabby.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
Alsia, thank you very much. I hope everything gets worked
out on your street.

Speaker 18 (01:28:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
Love you guys, love you more so asking for a friend.

Speaker 10 (01:28:46):
If my apartment building has been irritating me with some
things and I just stopped paying rent, they can't kick
me out.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
There's a process they have to go through. Their eviction
process is very lengthy. Yeah, they can't just move your stuff. Well, well,
in a hotel, if it's a hotel, it's different. Okay,
I think I.

Speaker 10 (01:29:04):
Think this happens with Airbnb's a lot too. I've seen
some videos of people who had a renter. Then those
renters just stayed and they couldn't do anything to get
them out.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
It's crazy. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Were's the one sent a text? Is this the one
you're talking about? Yeah, they're oh listening this morning. I'm
going to court this morning for a squad that's living
in my Brooklyn property and they've taken me to court
for repairs. What so we have the holdover in one
court room this morning and then the case against them
is for repairs. They're assuming because I'm not repairing my

(01:29:36):
place I own.

Speaker 40 (01:29:37):
I spoke to him, he didn't want to go on
the air. Okay, they've been there for two years, and
I asked him, well, how much have you spent in
legal fees?

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
He goes, I couldn't even calculate that at this point. Wow, Stephanie,
this is so wild. Stephanie. You work for a landlord
tenant court, so you still see all this all the time.
So you're live in the state of New York. So
what's going on in the state of New York as
far as.

Speaker 28 (01:29:56):
Squatters, Well, they have rights at the thirty days is
the landlords or owners have to take them before to
have them removed, and the less good time that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Yeah, why do they have this? Why do they have
these rights? Where?

Speaker 18 (01:30:10):
Where does this come from? New York State law? Thank
your Congressman.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
At some point, Stephanie, I'm just kind of curious they
had to put this into law, and something caused them
to put it into law. I'm trying to wonder. I'm
wondering what story there is to tell about why squatters
have rights and we can't figure that out.

Speaker 12 (01:30:31):
Yeah, I can't figure that out either, but they do.

Speaker 7 (01:30:35):
They do have rights.

Speaker 18 (01:30:36):
And it's a long process.

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
And you know, it goes by how long.

Speaker 28 (01:30:39):
They've been in the property.

Speaker 18 (01:30:40):
If they've been there up to a year, you have
to give them a thirty day notice.

Speaker 28 (01:30:44):
A year to two years, it's a sixty day notice,
and anything over two.

Speaker 18 (01:30:47):
Years it's a ninety day notice.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Oh my god, So.

Speaker 28 (01:30:49):
It could be quite lengthy, all right, be quite lengthy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Thank you, Stephanie. Thank you very much.

Speaker 30 (01:30:55):
You're welcome.

Speaker 18 (01:30:55):
Nice to talk to you.

Speaker 25 (01:30:56):
I love you guys. Listen every day for a year.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Listener, Well, you know what, we've been here for thirty
years because we're squatting.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
They kill you.

Speaker 7 (01:31:04):
You had a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
They've been trying to the victims fore years. All right,
thank you, Stephanie, thank you very much. What's up? Scary?

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
So, if I own.

Speaker 20 (01:31:10):
Property and you break into my house, yes, you can
be arrested for breaking and entering. Yes, so I still
own that property and squats show up, Why don't they get.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
Arrested for breaking it? If well, in the state of
New York, if they're there thirty days, they are protected
more than more so than not. So they're up down okay, okay,
oh here you go. What once you use that microphone
over there? You found it? Why do squatters have rights?

Speaker 40 (01:31:34):
It's to help urban residents find affordable housing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Well that's extremely affordable. Yeah, what a good deal.

Speaker 40 (01:31:41):
It was a legal right meant to allow people to
settle in abandoned or unused properties or to build homes
on unclaimed land. The intent was to prevent people and
property owners from taking law into their own hands, encouraging
resolution through legal channels instead of potential physical confrontations.

Speaker 10 (01:31:58):
So initially it did start their colonial Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Homestead Act. Land is claimed.

Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
I own it.

Speaker 18 (01:32:05):
This land is my land.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
This land is your land.

Speaker 6 (01:32:08):
It's not your land.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
From California to New York Island, from the Redwood Forest
to the Gulf Stream waters. This land's made for you
and me.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 10 (01:32:17):
Apparently you have a point.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:32:20):
I'm just you know, there are abandoned buildings all over
the place. So if I go and find a mall
and I just sit there for thirty days, then that
mall is mine.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
I don't know. I don't know. It may be a
residential thing, maybe a'm all thing.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
You can live there at Gandhi. You can live there
at the old Anti Anne stand. This is not Gandhi
Square mall. Yeah. So when Sentata Texas Anna delviy Is,
didn't she squant? I think she did.

Speaker 18 (01:32:49):
This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
I know, we're just trying to figure it out. It's
so strange.

Speaker 40 (01:32:56):
I guess the lesson is, every twenty nine days, check
on your property.

Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
How do you prove?

Speaker 6 (01:33:03):
How do you prove along they've been there? How do
you got to prove that?

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:33:06):
If someone I'm not advocating for this, but if someone
hired other people to extract those people from the house.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
I've heard how they do this. Okay, How you send
someone to your house and have them remove the heating system,
the unfinishing system, make sure there's no electricity going to
the place. You pull the doors off, the hinges on
the front door of the back door.

Speaker 18 (01:33:25):
A lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
It does cost a lot of money.

Speaker 10 (01:33:29):
I was thinking more like, hire some big people to
just yank am out of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
How I Gandhi style.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Now you're going goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Yeah, it's economical.

Speaker 11 (01:33:39):
Yeah, yeah, but then they're going to say something. You know,
they got hurt and harassment.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Yeah, you get taken a jam.

Speaker 18 (01:33:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
I don't know, insanity, I don't know nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
I just don't know anymore.

Speaker 10 (01:33:52):
This was the first time I've been thankful to have
no property.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
They got to have no property, right, we got to
hurry up. I gotta get a home.

Speaker 7 (01:34:03):
Yes, another week and here we go into the day.

Speaker 24 (01:34:08):
Calvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Our special guest in turn, Leilani. Hello, Leilani Hi. So
let's start with Leilani. Okay, So Leilani is an artist.
Not only is she an intern here, but she's as
many things. Tell everyone if they haven't met you, what
exactly your artist is all about?

Speaker 5 (01:34:38):
Yeah, so I make old pop question mark. It's just
under my name Leilani Pateau. It's like if a singer
songwriter got hold of a drum machine and just went nuts,
is how I like to describe it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Okay, okay, So basically she's told us absolutely nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
Hey, you gotta you gotta tune in and listen.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
Yeah, so you actually got a gig offered to you
here in Manhattan, right.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
Yes, which is not once in a lifetime, but it's
definitely big for me. But the unfortunate model of the
show is that if I don't sell at least ten tickets,
I might be cut off the bills. Here's here's a gag.
It's four hours, ten bands, we all get three songs.

(01:35:29):
Tickets are twenty dollars. Ok So I have to beg
on my knees to all my friends twenty dollars to
see me play three songs.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Otherwise you will be cut from the show.

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
Yes, like they'll put me at the end of the show.
And if someone goes over Leilani's cutch, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Think they had.

Speaker 11 (01:35:45):
That's how they do it with a lot of things
like that. Yeah, so you think because they want you
to bring the people in and if you don't, yeah, gon, Yeah,
it's all about poll nowadays.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
Can you just say it. It's when you first get
started in the business. This is not unusual. Yeah, right,
it really isn't. I mean you've got to do the
leg work for the venue, bring the people in. You're
there to play. Yes, an artist, well she's not established
quite yet. Where she's established, it will be a whole

(01:36:14):
o the world.

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Well, yeah, that's the thing. These are like showcases. So
it's people who are just starting out. I lament. Back
in the olden days, people just drunkenly got up on
stage and did whatever, and all of a sudden they're
Patty Smith.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Well no, but see you've moved on to another level, gandhi. Yes.

Speaker 10 (01:36:31):
So does it work in the opposite direction where if
you sell thirty tickets you're gonna move up and they'll
give you more space or is that it?

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
Yeah, the more tickets you sell, the better the time
slot you get. So like if you sell like like
fifteen ish, they'll put you at a prime spot around eight.
Everyone's there, everyone's happy, drinks everywhere. But if you're bad,
you go either at six pm or right at nine.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Fifty you know, is there a drink minimum.

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
No, it's an eighteen plus show.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
It's all tickets. So let's say we gave you three
hundred dollars cash right now, and you got it's fifteen
tickets right.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
Well, I would just start handing it out to my friends.
I'd be like Elvis Duran paid for your ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Please, please, please, please please be there. When is the
gig coming up?

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
Coming up? It's coming up?

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
Okay, Well, we'll give you three hundred dollars. Ye, yes,
I mean are your friends, I mean they're colleagues friends.
I mean they don't have any money, right, yes? No,
what if we paid three hundred dollars and we just
moved you up, we're your manager.

Speaker 29 (01:37:34):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
Oh, that'd be wonderful to finally have management.

Speaker 40 (01:37:38):
Subsequent question, is this like a school talent show where I.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Can just show up for you and then leave.

Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Well, it's technically not a school, it's like a real venue.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
No, no, no, I get that.

Speaker 40 (01:37:48):
But if I'm showing up because I'm one of your
quote unquote ten people, I don't have to stay for
the rest.

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
The average person shows up for the one fifteen minute
set and then like goes out in the world us village
and it's done so the bands don't even.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
Stick her out that I paid six hundred dollars if
I give leave kids late, Honey, we want to see
you perform, but I don't want to see any of
those other people. Please. If this is how they get
them in there, you know they have no talent. Of course,
You've got all the talent world, all right. Well, so

(01:38:22):
that's how.

Speaker 6 (01:38:23):
It works, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:38:23):
So do you're gotta give her the money that she'll
give the tickets to her friends, Yes, so that she
can fill it and then you'll get a better slot work.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
Hey, that'd be fab I would love that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
I'm in.

Speaker 20 (01:38:32):
Can't you negotiate like a portion of the door or
a portion of the bar sales since you are being
a salesperson and you're bringing in all these people.

Speaker 5 (01:38:39):
Well, that's the stupid part. Is that ten guarantees you
get on and then after that you get if the
tickets are twenty, you get like ten of every ticket
after the first taf.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
So you do make some money, Yeah, get some cash back.

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
Yeah, it works out.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
Hold on, now I'm giving you money directly, Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
I'm you're scamming you guys out of money.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
Now the crappiest deal I've ever made anyway, It's all
a part of paying your dues.

Speaker 5 (01:39:10):
Hey, Sabrina Carpenter started somewhere, I gotta I.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Don't think she paid this.

Speaker 5 (01:39:14):
I don't think she ever had to do this kind of.

Speaker 40 (01:39:19):
Take into account non tangible things like if you're talking
about this on a national radio show, will they bump
you up a little bit higher?

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
If you talk about this.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Oh, you have to say the venue the night.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Yeah, you read to promote it on your social media.
We call this a value.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (01:39:35):
Well, actually the dollar amount for this would be crazy,
more than six hundred dollars for Elvis.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
Have your own show.

Speaker 5 (01:39:41):
At this point, I should I should send them this
little clip and be like, so put me at the
primetime spot.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
We're very careful not to give the name of the venue.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
I don't want to get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
So far, we have not made an agreement with that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:55):
If you bring them.

Speaker 11 (01:39:55):
This clip and say look at this, listen, and then say,
if you agree to give me a better slot and
some more cash, we'll mention you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Can we say there's illegal.

Speaker 10 (01:40:04):
I'm pretty sure that's she's an intern.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
Yes, this doesn't work here.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
Yeah, but you have to keep in mind we're talking
about a major difference in value. I mean they're talking
about filling that place up and making a couple of
thousand dollars for the venue. The value added we would
give you would be like fifty one hundred thousand dollars
maybe even more. Mention. Yeah, it's pretty expensive stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
Hey, any big deal here?

Speaker 19 (01:40:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
As an intern, I'm already getting to be on the
radio like I've hit my peak. It's not getting higher
than this. I've called it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
Well, that's sady.

Speaker 5 (01:40:44):
I got to keep my expectations low. You never know
what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
I am higher.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Let's think about this after we're done here. We'll take
a break and listen, listen, negotiate. Let's come up with
some business plan. Activity.

Speaker 11 (01:40:57):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
I'll call my booker. It'll be great.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
I'll figure it. What's that Gandhi?

Speaker 10 (01:41:02):
So don't forget you can throw an even more added
value with Instagram and tak Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
We do have the gram. Yes, all right, all right, okay,
what's your cut gonna be? Elvis?

Speaker 5 (01:41:15):
You get half the door?

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
You know I was going to cut you know, that well,
beside all of this, you know, Leilani, we love you
and we we nothing but great things for you, but
at a cost, and so.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
It goes and the truth comes out.

Speaker 7 (01:41:34):
That's funny to me. It's funny. Do you have a
sense of humor? Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 24 (01:41:40):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
So I got this text from Jessica. You're the callback.
Hi Jessica, Hi, Elvin, say hello to everyone. We're all here.
So Jessica's hi everybody. Well hello, So I'm going to
read your text. It says, for the first time since
I moved to the Midwest, I turned on the radio
and I found your station. What a great way to

(01:42:05):
start the morning. So there you go, you found us.

Speaker 22 (01:42:09):
I did. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:42:10):
So I listened to you guys on the replay channel
every day. I listened to all your podcasts. I listened
to kind of everything relates to Elvis. But yeah, I
turned on the radio yesterday. I was traveling for work
and I was in Sioux City, Iowa, and there you were.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
So, so where are you from?

Speaker 13 (01:42:24):
Originally, I'm originally from Western New York, so a little
bit north of Niagara Falls, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
So do we sound different there than we did where
you used to live. I mean it's a whole different place.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
No, No, not at all.

Speaker 13 (01:42:38):
Same, sounds exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
It wasn't your point to get out of there and
get to Siue City so you could be in a
whole new, fresh environment. Night Now you're still living with
you No, well, I took.

Speaker 13 (01:42:49):
You with me, Like I said, I listen every day
on the replay channels.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
But no, I mean we moved.

Speaker 13 (01:42:55):
From my husband's job, and I was just happy to
hear your voices on the live radio, you know, instead
of on the on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
Oh I love that, Okay. Questions for Jessica. Was that
how you first discovered us on the podcast?

Speaker 13 (01:43:09):
No? No, So I first discovered you. My husband, when
I first met him, was stationed in eastern Pennsylvania, and
I somehow picked you up on a drive between western
New York and east eastern Pennsylvania. And then I found
out you were on Serious XM. And I used to
listen on Serious XM. And then you guys started doing
the podcasts, and I've kind of followed you a couple
of different times.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
That was a long time ago. You've been with us
many years.

Speaker 10 (01:43:33):
What is your favorite part of what's your favorite part
of the show.

Speaker 13 (01:43:38):
Oh, my gosh, I don't even know. It's like I
think everyone says that it's kind of just like keeping
your friends with you talking in the background. I think
it's kind of cured a lot of the loneliness of
moving so many times and doing all those kinds of things.
So I really appreciate just having you guys with me
everywhere I go.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
I do wonder why people listen to this mess? Yeah,
I do, I do. I'm wondering. I think about what
we say, what we just talked about. We'll turn off
the microphones and we will play a song. I'm like,
what did we just do? What did we just say?
Did we save any babies? No?

Speaker 13 (01:44:11):
No, no. And I don't think it has to be
anything groundbreaking. Like any of you guys talk a lot
about the loneliness, it's just nice to have people talking
in the background and have people you know conversating. You
feel you guys are so like real with your listeners too.
It's so nice to feel like you know somebody and
kind of hear them every day.

Speaker 40 (01:44:30):
You know, think back really hard, Jessica, do you remember
that moment when you first listened to us that you said,
Oh my god, they're really funny.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
Do you remember in particular what we were talking about.

Speaker 13 (01:44:42):
I don't think so. No, I don't remember anything in particular. No,
And I, like I said, I listen every day, so
sometimes all of the lines get blurred and I'm forgetting
what I'm listening to.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
So maybe it was anything funny. Maybe it was something
thought provoking. Have you ad done anything to piss you off?

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
I do know you've never pissed me off.

Speaker 13 (01:45:04):
But I do actually have a pretty vivid memory of
being in a drive through line somewhere when you were
talking to Nate after he.

Speaker 18 (01:45:11):
Had his stroke.

Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
So that was pretty powerful.

Speaker 13 (01:45:13):
And you know, glad to hear you're.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
The second one, first funny moment she heard.

Speaker 10 (01:45:23):
Yeah, there are a lot of jokes around that that was.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
That was a scary time.

Speaker 18 (01:45:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:45:34):
Did you like us right away or did it take
you a little bit of time?

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Good question.

Speaker 18 (01:45:40):
I liked you right away.

Speaker 13 (01:45:41):
And I actually have to agree with Elvis on something.
The one part of the show where I usually have
to either like fast forward or turn it off as
the phone tap, because they make me a little uncomfortable
but other than that, no, I I like you guys
right away. And it's like I said, it was my
to just have some voices talking. I get my only

(01:46:02):
pop culture news from you, Danielle, Like that's the only
way I know anything that's going on, and like entertainment
and things like that makeup. Yeah, yeah, I take them
with me and I spread them.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
So this is an interesting conversation. I'll tell you why.
I always do wonder why people listen. I mean, and
that's a natural thing to do in our business, Like, okay,
they're listening. Why I guess the answer I get mostly
from people like you, Jessica and other people is because
you're my friends, and you're in the car with me,

(01:46:36):
and you know, I could either listen to your turn
it off and be kind of lonely. I guess, because
when you're in traffic or whatever, you know, you're by yourself.
It's good to have this conversation going on, even if
it's in the back conversation.

Speaker 18 (01:46:48):
Yeah, conversation going on.

Speaker 13 (01:46:49):
I mean, I have you guys in my headphones when
I'm cooking and cleaning and are doing things around my house,
and like, you guys are kind of always on whether
it's the Big Show, or I'm a I'm a Slice,
I'm a I want to listen to the Brooklyn Boys.
I've been listening to Sauce on the side all of this.

Speaker 18 (01:47:05):
I've listened to your book on Audible. I can't tell
you how many times.

Speaker 13 (01:47:09):
So yeah, it's kind of just like the familiar voice
that that is in the in the background sometimes, but
it helps with the loneliness. I've moved a couple of
times and I've always taken you.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
Guys with me.

Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
So wow, this is an interesting call. And I love
the fact that we connected. I love that you sent
us a text and I and all the best to
you in Sioux City. I mean, I know you said
you moved for your husband and his career. What are
you doing there? What's going on with you?

Speaker 13 (01:47:34):
So we live in eastern South Dakota. I work in
college admissions. So I recruit for a college out here
students to come to the school.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
Wow wow school, give them a blog.

Speaker 13 (01:47:45):
Yeah, I work with South Dakota State University, Go Jack,
And yeah, I recruit recruit students.

Speaker 4 (01:47:52):
To come here.

Speaker 13 (01:47:52):
So and I worked in college admissions prior to moving
South Dakota as well too. I worked at a small
private college upstate in Lake Placid, New York called Paul
Smith's College, so I'll give them their plug too.

Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
Well.

Speaker 10 (01:48:06):
I've been thinking about buying a house in the Dakotas
because apparently that is the best place to be in
case there is a nuclear attack on the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
You're safe, yeah, I saw that a couple of times.

Speaker 10 (01:48:17):
They have they have a lot of protection and they
don't have a lot of targets over there. So we're
all moving to South Dakota prepare.

Speaker 13 (01:48:24):
We don't have a lot of targets, but we also
don't have a lot of things going on, so it's
you know, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
I guess what whoever's on the on the on the trigger,
jess because they're waiting for.

Speaker 20 (01:48:35):
Your Meanwhile, the nucleus is where Gandhi and I live
in Jersey City.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
That's true. Jersey City is like the center of the
center of where they're going to hit.

Speaker 10 (01:48:45):
It needs to be one or the other. I need
to be far away from it and not affected or
at ground zero.

Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
Like that's it, right, And this is the fun loving
conversation Jessica. Well, thank you Jessica.

Speaker 13 (01:49:04):
Guys, this has been great I really, I really appreciate it,
and I'll continue to sup Portrait from the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
I love that and it's so great to know you're
listening to us. Jessica, you have a beautiful day. Thank
you so much, Thanks you too. How sweet? Oh nice.
We don't deserve people like that, We don't.

Speaker 10 (01:49:24):
You guys, don't.

Speaker 24 (01:49:28):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Dear Elvis Durant. My friend Shauna has arranged she had
arranged for ten of us to rent a beach house
down the shore for the week. We didn't leave too
much of a mess. We were good people. But I'm
thinking it'd be funny if someone called Shauna at work
from the realty company and told her she's not getting
her three hundred dollars deposit back because we were slobs.
She thought we did a perfect job organizing the house.

(01:49:54):
But not after you guys get her on the phone.
It's gonna really screw with their head. This comes to
us from Michelle. All right, Michelle phone tapping her and
Shauna scary is gonna call Shawna as the manager of
the realty company, and Michelle's gonna listen in on the
other line. Let's listen in to it. Today's phone tap. Hi,
how are you?

Speaker 20 (01:50:11):
It's Danny Capeluto from Jenisna Asrielty at LBI.

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
How's everything good? How are you pretty good?

Speaker 20 (01:50:16):
I'm a manager of the office over here, and I
have some stuff that I've been wanting to talk to
you about regarding the condition of.

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
The house after you guys left.

Speaker 20 (01:50:25):
Okay, listen, I cannot give you your deposit back, so don't
expect the three hundred bucks. It's for what we noticed
that one of the upstairs mattresses was sagging.

Speaker 18 (01:50:35):
Bedroom. Yes, I don't know. I didn't stay up there. Okay,
it was sagging.

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
You know, it was caved in the middle a little bit.

Speaker 18 (01:50:41):
All people did was sleep in it. I mean it
had to have been warped in the there's a warped
one in the in the other room on the bunk
ed the top one is warped. Nobody's lept there because
the maclas was so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:50:51):
With somebody like jumping on the mattress or something, because that's.

Speaker 18 (01:50:54):
What looked like. No, I mean, we're not like five
year old thing.

Speaker 20 (01:50:57):
I mean, well, you know, sometimes you know, other activities
go on on those mattresses.

Speaker 18 (01:51:02):
There's one girl that's something in that room who's getting
married in two months. I highly don't think anything in
her room but sleeve it. I just don't understand how
we could have broken our dead.

Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
Had you not been so irresponsible.

Speaker 18 (01:51:12):
I don't think we were that irresponsible.

Speaker 20 (01:51:14):
Well, you know that's not what I hear. The neighbors
tell us everything. They videotape what's going on. I know
they take pictures.

Speaker 18 (01:51:21):
That's all right, that's fine.

Speaker 20 (01:51:22):
I mean, but you know, anytime the North Jersey crowd
comes down, we just got to take extra caution.

Speaker 18 (01:51:26):
Okay. I'm not from North Jersey, but that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
Okay, Well, the well Hoboken is listed here.

Speaker 18 (01:51:31):
I know, all right, grew up in Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
All right, excuse me. Okay, we had.

Speaker 18 (01:51:36):
The cops there one night. We were hanging out in
the backyard.

Speaker 20 (01:51:39):
A likely story. You guys left course light and miller
like bottles everywhere.

Speaker 18 (01:51:42):
Well, people drank and went out. I mean, it was
never crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
Yeah, you guys are slobs. You don't clean up after yourselves.

Speaker 18 (01:51:49):
Okay.

Speaker 20 (01:51:50):
Our neighbors said there was about eighteen people there at
one time.

Speaker 18 (01:51:54):
Yes, there was never that many people.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
Eighteen people in the house. Yes, there was.

Speaker 18 (01:51:59):
Maybe one night when people came back and hunt out
ah huh, but there was never that many people sleep
in there.

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
Huh.

Speaker 20 (01:52:05):
Okay, I see m M So eighteen people slept over. No,
that's you know, violating, violating beech Even's code.

Speaker 18 (01:52:14):
It never happened. Okay, you're really really ruining my workday.

Speaker 20 (01:52:18):
Well, you're ruining my work day because I have to
replace a saggy mattress that somebody rubbed uglies on.

Speaker 18 (01:52:24):
Okay, yeah, okay, okay, uh huh. Sorry that you're treating
me so mainly too, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:52:31):
Just doing my job.

Speaker 20 (01:52:32):
Okay, Okay, you know I have other customers to take
care of today.

Speaker 18 (01:52:37):
Is there someone else I can talk to?

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
No, I'm the manager here.

Speaker 18 (01:52:41):
Okay, you're not treating me very professionally.

Speaker 2 (01:52:44):
I'm sorry. That wasn't in the.

Speaker 18 (01:52:46):
Contract to treat me professionally.

Speaker 2 (01:52:48):
You didn't treat my house very professionally.

Speaker 18 (01:52:50):
I've never been treated this same point in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:52:53):
Massachusetts girl. Let me tell you, welcome to the big city.

Speaker 18 (01:52:56):
I've been in the big city for a while. I
work here. Are you really from the internet?

Speaker 2 (01:53:01):
Sure?

Speaker 18 (01:53:02):
Really? Yeah? Well, at this point, it's sounded like a
phone tap, Is it really?

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
Hey, yeah, it was all Michelle's idea.

Speaker 18 (01:53:11):
Oh great, I hate you.

Speaker 7 (01:53:17):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 30 (01:53:19):
all party.

Speaker 24 (01:53:23):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:53:43):
Hey, so Froggy is in Jacksonville and you can see
him on the monitor. But we're talking. We're trying to
get Froggy, Robert Frog. I'm waving my arms, Froggy. He's
just kind of he's staring at a computer. Heybody, No,

(01:54:03):
let's see how long he goes until he knows it's
going Roggy, Froggy, Froggy. Oh, he's looking around, he's looking
at monitorsy documentary, sting his head, Froggy. How does it
take to get Froggy? Is he clowning us right now?

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
He's clowning us.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
He'd be smiling. No, he knows, he knows that we're here.
He's doing other stuff. Froggy.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
Hello, like we're yelling.

Speaker 2 (01:54:36):
He's staring at his screen. Hello, he's obviously he's on
his laptop. He's typing something. Froggy, froggy. We're moving our
hands up and down. Oh he just texted.

Speaker 6 (01:54:47):
What he say?

Speaker 2 (01:54:48):
My connection dropped and it can't reconnect.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
Okay, fine to call him on YO.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
Sorry all that time trying to get froggy. Thank god
it wasn't an emergency, Thank god. Hold on Hello. We've
been trying to We've been trying to get your attention
for like five minutes, just screaming and waving our hands.
I saw Gandhi waving her arms.

Speaker 6 (01:55:14):
I'm like I should text me.

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
All right, Well, hey everyone, we can get on with
our day. We found frog frog Okay, bye, okay, bye,
all right, all the phones ring in. It's Evan. I
got good news from Evan here. Evan is from Levittown, PA.
How you doing, Evan?

Speaker 4 (01:55:39):
I'm great? How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:55:40):
We're great. We're great. We heard a rumor and we
love it when we hear rumors and texts from our
friends that say what you're about to say? Tell everyone?

Speaker 4 (01:55:50):
Okay, so I put my two weeks in and says
my last day at my job.

Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
Okay, modern rumor, it's fact. He's leaving his job. So
you put two weeks in? Did did they let you
serve out the two weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
Yeah, I'm actually at the job now.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
Okay, Well this is good news because sometimes when people
say we're leaving in two weeks, they say no, get
your stuff and get out now. So obviously this is
a good situation, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:56:17):
Yeah, now they're still trying to get me this day.

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:56:20):
Well to god where it's the last minute? You know,
do you think they'll come in with like a last
minute raise?

Speaker 4 (01:56:27):
Most probably? I mean, my director is supposed to meet
with me today.

Speaker 2 (01:56:30):
Wow, so what you gave two weeks? Notice, today's the
last day and you're up against the wall and they're like,
we gotta bring him in, we gotta save him.

Speaker 4 (01:56:38):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:56:38):
Yeah, Froggy, what I have a question?

Speaker 6 (01:56:41):
Are you going to leave behind any like bombshells if
things don't go well?

Speaker 4 (01:56:46):
I have one thing that could probably shake it up.

Speaker 2 (01:56:48):
But I can tell us you can no, don't tell us,
don't tell us, don't tell anyone.

Speaker 10 (01:56:52):
Tell anyone can tell us.

Speaker 11 (01:56:54):
Hey, would you say if they offered you like a
buttload of money?

Speaker 4 (01:56:58):
Unfortunately, know because I got a job in a behavioral
health tech, which is what I'm going to my master's for. Okay,
So so.

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
You're gonna go no matter way. So, you know a
lot of people leave jobs because they're dissatisfied with either
management or you know, the career. They don't like that sector,
which sounds like you want to go into another one
that's more fitting with your degree. Uh, but you're not
that you actually are happy there, but you know you'll
be happier on the other side of the fence.

Speaker 21 (01:57:28):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
Yeah, I'd say I'm a little bit in between. I
definitely need to get out. The job is a very
very stressful job because it's wells prevention in Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (01:57:36):
So lots of loss in Philly.

Speaker 21 (01:57:38):
Yikes.

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:57:39):
Yeah, So it's it's a rough one. So it's just
time for me to move on. You know. I can
go to school for clinical mental health counseling, so hopefully
this new job will get me somewhere towards that.

Speaker 10 (01:57:50):
Okay, So Evan, in very broad terms general terms, what
was the bombshell that you were going to drop?

Speaker 4 (01:57:57):
A certain high up person was a constantly coming on
to me, and it made me uncomfortable because when they
found out I was leaving, they didn't take the hint.
I said no three times and they still tried to
make something happens. I can't name names because they're gonna
know they do, they do, will listen to this most likely.

Speaker 2 (01:58:19):
Well, you know what, it's uncomfortable if someone hits you
on the job. They asked, asked Nate every day? Well okay,
Well problem is the regional hr. Okay, So is this
a person you would be with if you didn't work
together or is this never?

Speaker 4 (01:58:37):
No? I I told them straight. I just wasn't into them,
and they apparently thought it was because we worked together,
which it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:58:42):
Oh no, well you know, for whatever reason, it's time
to move on with that. Well, look, I'm hoping you
get hit on the next job. It's always nice that
people hit on you. It's uncomfortable.

Speaker 10 (01:58:52):
You want to familiar environment.

Speaker 40 (01:58:55):
Yeah, the right thing, because dating somebody in the office, No,
don't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:59:02):
It is bad.

Speaker 2 (01:59:03):
Mojo, stop it, guy, I agree. He's making a face
at me right now. You don't want to date something
in the office, trust me on that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:10):
Wait, what about just making out with them?

Speaker 2 (01:59:13):
You don't want to do that either. Don't do that.
You don't want to do that. And here's the thing,
as far as relationships going ago, not just you know,
doing them. It's rough enough to have a relationship with
him at home. Yeah, and then Dan, you d work
time with them. Oh, a lot of people in relationships
and work with each other. They say, it's great. I

(01:59:34):
just don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:59:35):
You remember when scary day to day?

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
Oh please? Is that the one that you did in
the bathroom? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:59:40):
God, yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:59:40):
So it was fun for the moment because we had
extracurricular time, you know, in the studio ara bathroom. This
is this is twenty five years ago, folks, thirty years ago.
But I will say one thing, Uh, you don't crap
where you eat, because it ended badly and then we
had to be on separate sides of the building.

Speaker 2 (01:59:54):
It was never the same again.

Speaker 10 (01:59:56):
So no, but you crap where you have sex.

Speaker 2 (01:59:58):
Nope, you just said that.

Speaker 20 (01:59:59):
Oh physically, oh okay in that case, yes, because we
did stuff in a bathroom for that.

Speaker 2 (02:00:04):
Was a long time ago. I know that was a
dirty men's room and the floor had been mopped in
a long time.

Speaker 18 (02:00:08):
It was a choice.

Speaker 2 (02:00:10):
We had no choice. That radio station building had tons
of nooks and crannies. But you didn't know, I tell you, no,
no Z one hundred Back then in Sea Caucus, Caucus,
lots of places to hide there. Yeah, no, there was no.
I never had sex in Sea Caucus, no one had
sex and Seacaucus no. But the reason why you did

(02:00:31):
in that bathroom is because you were running like American
top forty in the studio across the hall. You couldn't
go that far, right, I like, okay, Casey Caseum's countdown
the hits. We got to get over here right now.
I was on a short leash. You banged it up
between songs nine and seven.

Speaker 18 (02:00:46):
You went home.

Speaker 2 (02:00:48):
I had a long distance dedication.

Speaker 20 (02:00:50):
What no, I couldn't know because that that was our
time because I lived at home and she lived at home,
so we both lived with our parents. So it's like
that was our time to like kind of do demntrum
on the floor. I certainly wasn't going on the jock
the lounge couch. That was that you could. You could
boil it and make tea out of it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
With more into Gandhi's ear. What you did, you can't
it in the air. Remember what you did in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (02:01:14):
Oh no, I'm not gonna okay, guys, we still have
Evan on the phone here with being This is why
you should never never do things with people at work,
and you made the right decision down all right. But
look the bottom line here is you put your two

(02:01:35):
weeks in and you are now chasing your dream. You're
gonna go work in a job that really is what
you're excited for, what you've been studying for. So good
for you. Congratulations. All of people listening right now are going, wow,
I wish I could do that.

Speaker 6 (02:01:48):
You can if you will, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:01:50):
Good for you.

Speaker 4 (02:01:50):
It's scary, but it's nice to do. It's just you
have to make the leap while you can.

Speaker 2 (02:01:55):
Yeah, for sure, make that leap, all right, haven't look,
thanks for listening to us, best of Like job.

Speaker 4 (02:02:01):
Can I just say one thing you said? Whatever you want,
all right, I just want to say, like, I've been
listening to you guys since I was in middle school,
which is like fifteen twenty years ago now, and it's
I used to listen to my mom, and I listen
to you guys all the time. And it's always nice
to hear you because when my mom passed away, I
still get to like hear you guys, and everything I
like is a good memory there and then here dating

(02:02:22):
all the way she's with her kids. It's just it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (02:02:26):
And you know what, and here's to your mom. Cheers,
cheers in heaven. And the fact that she was open
minded enough to let you listen to this filth sounds
like a cool mom, Evan. That's why you're a cool guy.
Thank you for listening to us. Evan, it's a pleasure
to speak with you.

Speaker 4 (02:02:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:02:42):
All right, good luck to the next job. Break a leg.

Speaker 24 (02:02:46):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the Big Show.

Speaker 10 (02:02:50):
I recently discovered I've never been sicker.

Speaker 7 (02:02:54):
Sauce on the side. New episodes every Wednesday.

Speaker 24 (02:02:57):
Listen on the iHeartRadio apps or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 7 (02:03:02):
I have a restraining order against them. Oh, Elvis dran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (02:03:09):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,

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