FULL SHOW: The Day We Debate

Today, we debate many topics: Would you tell your friend they're being cheated on? Do you have beef? Do you turn your shower on before you get in? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Meet the man who tells the same joke over. Shut
the hell up. I love that croche sanitary Wait, hold on,
uh do you say.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Penis Elvis Duran in the morning show producer.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Sam, it's your producer, Sam, I sort of announced, oh boy,
what you're contemplating doing? Are You're definitely doing it?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm definitely doing it.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Danielle lost her teeth. Daniel got a little upset.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Good upset, Danielle or or worried for me? Upset?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
You know, you never know what you're gonna get you
why not?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
But look, it's that next step. So, Samantha, you've been
dating Will for a while now, how long?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's been about three years?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Three years a good chunk of change. And it's not
been a light dating. You guys have been really in
heavy dating mode.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
So whose idea was it to cohabitate to move in together.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I think it started as a conversation that it would
make sense, and we both approached it like that to
save face. So it's not like one person came to
the other and said, you know what I would like
to do. I was just like, you're starting school, you know,
my apartment's closer than that. He's like, yeah, I was
thinking Assarah would be smarter.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay, So there are many reasons why you'd love to
live with each other. Yes, first and foremost of the foundation,
you really like each other a lot. Oh yeah, and
but you know, all the way to the top. It's like,
you know, finances this, and there's a million different reasons
why it's a good idea to move.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
In with good on paper.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
And I got to tell you, it's so much easier
if you just don't think about it and just do
it and dive in. But or you can be like
Danielle is going to make you do it overthink it all.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Well, well, don't ask your family for permission, because when
I did this, I got you no. Like Sheldon called
my mom and said, hey, we're thinking of doing this
for financial reasons. You know, we really love each other.
It just works that better. And my mom came out
and said, no, oh, we did it anyway way, he said.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Right without her blessing.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
So I mean, look, it is good to consider what
you're doing and what it means and what it could mean,
and you know ways it's going to change your life
in good and bad ways. But at the same time,
why not just like, without knowing the temperature of the water,
why don't you just dive on in?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Because I'm a very particular swimmer. So I'm afraid I'm
going to hate the pool and never want to get
into another pool again.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Right, And Gandhi is like shaking her head over here.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
I'm trying to be quiet. I'm very happy for wants.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
No one wants you not happy.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
No one wants you to be quiet.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
No, I want Sam to be happy. And I don't
want to be that person that did what I did,
which was scream, don't do it. Oh no, that's my
initial don't do it. You know what I recommend. I
think when you move in, just make sure you keep
track of whose stuff belongs to him.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, all right, it's easy to do.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, but you know, people, you acquire stuff as time
goes on. Then you break up, then there's a lease involved.
I think that there should be a clause and leases
for breakups, but there aren't, right, Pets maybe pets, yeah,
all kinds of stuff. It's just you know, over the years,
things happen and change, and just keep track of it.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's I'll put my name on everything. I own with
a sticker.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yes, it's like you put your name on the meat
loaf in the refrigerator, your name. I don't because you
guys were having that problem with the chair where your
ex boyfriend bought a chair from you and your current
boyfriend had to deliver it. Oh yeah, how'd that go?
By the way, you never heard.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Of the end of that.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
It went really well, William said me a video of
the two of them pretending to go out for a
beer afterwards.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I found all right, I tell you what. Let's get
into the ins and outs of moving in with each other. Wait,
no one said they're getting married. Nope, you both talking
about it right right. He's not forcing his way into
your apartment or no.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
No, it made sense for both of us to do it,
and it was something we wanted to do. Having said that,
it doesn't make it not scary.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Right. So I get an email from Samantha. I said,
why don't you just put it in an email let
me know what your thoughts are. Good morning, five seventeen.
This morning, it's official. William and I are moving in
together next month, which I'm so so happy over because
all of my days are better with him, which exactly
why I made a list of reasons. I'm petrified. So

(04:06):
I didn't know that you guys are definitely on You're
moving in.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh, this is happening. This might have been a conversation
I should have had with you guys earlier.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
No, no, no, you're an adult. You can make your own
decisions with the council voting. And she says, I'm a
neat freak and will not accept his mess.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
No, I won't adjust.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'll never have the bed to myself again.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
That makes me sad.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
He will actually be able to see how I spend
my money. I'll feel judged whether he speaks up about
my ninth seamless order of the week or not.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
That's my food.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'll need to share the remote. Ooh, I don't share snacks,
but I'll be forced to. He always leaves the bathroom
soaked after a shower, like there's a water slide in there.
We're gonna run out of things to talk about. It
has to happen to someone. He doesn't like deodorant, so
I'll be in that hot man's stank constantly.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
He doesn't like vulnerant.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
No, there's a scientific reason, so he's not wrong.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
And now if we fight, we can cool off at
our own place in my six hundred square foot apartment,
and we'll need to each stand in a corner with
nowhere to hide. Oh all right, so let me let
me take a few calls and uh and then let's
let's let's see what we can add to the show
and to the conversation. Hi, Amanda, Hey, guys, how are you.
We're doing well and our little buddy Sam, producer Sam

(05:25):
about to move in with Will and what are your thoughts?

Speaker 8 (05:28):
Well, I think that you guys all need to be
nice to Sam.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well, we all nice to Sam.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Yeah, this is a very exciting time for her. I mean,
only you and your boyfriend will know whenever it's right,
and if it's right, it's right. And since it's time,
it's time. And girl, you know what, It allows you
to really get to know somebody before you decide if
you want to take that next step. So this was
my fiance and I I'm sorry my now husband. We
just got married last month, but we've been together for

(05:57):
nine years and after dating for four, moved in together
because it just made sense at that point, and we
lived together for another four and then we got engaged.
So it really allows you to kind of work out
those tanks, and you know what, you find solutions to
things like he's an or you're a neat freak and
he's not. Like I was the messy one in the
relationship and my husband is a total neat freak, but

(06:19):
he actually made me be a cleaner person and we
bought a king sized bed.

Speaker 9 (06:24):
So that.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
You're definitely, Amanda, You're definitely get on in there and
see how it works. And keep in mind if it
doesn't work, it's not like a tattoo. It's not permanent.
These tattoos can be erased.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
It's just saying they're a little painful.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
And then we have a counterpoint on is this Mara
from Philly? Hey, all right, you're saying, hey, be careful, Sam,
and why is that?

Speaker 10 (06:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (06:51):
So I dated someone and I might as well have
been living there. It was like an unspoken thing. I
had a key, and when we broke up up you
wouldn't like get my stuff in a box and give
it to me. I had to just use my memory
of his whole apartment, and like, for a month I
would do a pop in my head and be like

(07:12):
can I have this back?

Speaker 12 (07:13):
And wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
But it sounds like you guys weren't really officially living together.
You just kind of stayed there everyone.

Speaker 11 (07:20):
Yeah, yeah, but different kind of happened too fast.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, so happening to So your warning is, don't let
it happen too fast, do you, Samantha, do you think
it's happening too fast?

Speaker 7 (07:30):
Now?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I'm at my pace right now, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
But Mara, you're you're okay now? Right?

Speaker 13 (07:34):
Yes, I'm good.

Speaker 11 (07:35):
And my husband now, we actually bought a house together
before we got married, and things are really great. We're
complete opposite, but we just find a common ground and
help each other.

Speaker 12 (07:45):
There you go, thank you, mom.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
All right, she's just saying, make sure it's I don't
know if her story applies to you that much.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yeah, not a good plan.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Okay. By the way, everyone's yelling at Gandhi, gotdi be nice.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
I am being nice. I think it's nice when somebody
asks you for your advice, to be honest with them
about your feelings on it. I think Sam's probably making
a good decision and knows what she's doing. I just
think moving in with someone is such a game changer
in so many ways.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh yeah, Ani's right.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Because not being men. Can't changing the game be a
good thing?

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Sure hasn't been for me, but.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
From personal experience. Let me get a Bridget. We only
have a second, but I wanted to talk to you,
So what's on your mind? Bridget?

Speaker 14 (08:28):
Well, I moved in.

Speaker 15 (08:29):
First of all.

Speaker 14 (08:30):
I'm so excited to be on the phone with your
guts so many times.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 14 (08:34):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 16 (08:35):
Absolutely.

Speaker 14 (08:36):
I moved in with my boyfriend about nine months ago,
and we had been together for only a year and
three months when we did, so it was kind of
soon to some people, but it made sense for us,
and it's been like amazing, Like everything in my life
is just better because I have somebody who loves me
and supports me by my side every day. I feel

(08:57):
like I wake up with my best friend and like
we live together and love together constantly. I'm like, yeah,
stuff is hard once in a while, but when that
comes up, like we just try to communicate really respectively,
and like he makes me a better person and I
make him a better person by just like being respectful
about the few issues that we do have, and we
just try to like really listen to one another and
remember that we're a team. And if you think of

(09:19):
it as like, okay, we're both here, we both want
this to work. Let's work together on how to make
it work instead of working against each other, then you'll
be golden. You guys arey then together for so long?
I mean, I'm sure you guys know how to like
communicate with each other and like what makes you guys
like really tick, so you'll be able to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
There you go, Thank you, Bridget, thank you. All right.
So it depends on what you want. I mean, it
really is.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I'm going to figure it out with him.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
You'll just then just do it and if it and
don't get mad at me for saying this. If it
doesn't work out, it doesn't work out, and you.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Move on, right, you know, objectively true, nothing set in stone.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
So around the room, Gandhi's saying don't do it, I'm
saying do it. Danielle is saying do it. Do it?

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
All right, so what are you saying?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I'm in it the other way, guys. I'm actually really excited.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
But if I show up pissed in.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
A month and a half, you know what happened. I
love you, guys, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
It is a big step, you know, And what Gandhi
is saying, it's definitely food for thought because it is
a big step.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Well, she lives close to me, so girl, if there's
a problem I'm being on your cap.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
You can come over anytime you want.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Just don't wear shoes in her apartment.

Speaker 17 (10:31):
Elvis Duran here he is and the Morning show. This
is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
So if you found out that your friend is being
cheated on, do you tell them?

Speaker 6 (10:54):
So I love this topic because it actually happened in
my life, and I did not tell her because it
was so rampant and everybody knew about it and everybody
was talking about it that I just assumed she knew too,
and she didn't want to ever address it, so I
never said anything. And she was my best friend. And
I woke up one day on our couch in our
apartment to her jumping a glass of water on me,

(11:15):
and I was like, what happened? She was like, you knew.
I can't believe you knew. She was so angry.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
So from that point I will always tell someone. I'm like, wait,
you didn't know what is going on? She's like, you're
my best friend. I can't believe you wouldn't tell me this.
I think you should tell know that you're going to
lose the friend, But you still gotta tell Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
See that's the key there. There is a good chance
you're gonna lose a friend, yes, because there is a
good chance even though someone cheated on someone else, they
could get back together.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
And now you're the enemy, right because of course we
all do that thing where we're like, well, I never
liked him anyway, he was a jerk and blah blah,
and when they get back together, then you're the bad guy.
But you have a clear conscience, so.

Speaker 18 (11:48):
I know Danielle would definitely you know you're gonna find
out because I feel like the person deserves the right
to decide whether or not they should continue with that person, yes,
and not to live a life a.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Lot you you made that your decision about their.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Relationship, because I think that because if it was me,
I would want you to tell me because I would
want to know and I would want to be able
to make that decision. So going from what I would
want in my own life, I feel like it's only
fair that other people should get that choice as well.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
So if if you guys found out I was being
cheated on. What if you approached Alex and said, hey,
we know what you're doing, cut it out, or we'll
have to tell Elvis. There's one that's a better play
right there.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't know, he can correct his actions and you
don't affect anything.

Speaker 12 (12:40):
But then, yeah, he's already done it. You're not going
to You're not gonna let Elvis know you.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Tell him or we're going to tell him. Wait, this
isn't really happening, is it not? Have you seeing something?
I don't know? Should I text that? I think? I
think we're okay, Hi, Lily, thank you for holding. How
you doing.

Speaker 10 (12:58):
I'm good, just getting ready to go into work.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all had to do it. But
once you get in there, it won't be so bad. Hey,
So we were talking about this article I read in
the New York Times. Would you tell your friend if
you knew they were being cheated on?

Speaker 19 (13:11):
And so I would and I have.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Okay, let's let's go from there. But yeah, but the.

Speaker 10 (13:17):
Reason let me just like, like, I'm gonna tell because
I would want to be told, but I'm gonna give
that person a chance to tell. Like, say, I found
out yesterday that somebody was cheating on one of my
good friends. If I found out yesterday, I'm gonna talk
to you today. Hey, you got to tell about wednesday
to tell her or I'm gonna tell her.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
All right, so you have so as soon as you
find out, there's a timer ticking, yeah right.

Speaker 10 (13:43):
Yeah, yeah, Like I'm gonna be like if I know
the person, Like if we've been really good friends for
years and I know the husband, and you know, like
everything's really been cool, and then I found this crap out,
it's like, okay, dude, look like I love you and
I love her, but you know, you got to say
so then and and but it's kind of like I
feel like it's a double edged sword because I told

(14:05):
a friend of mine that his girlfriend was cheating and
he was talking to me for too much.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, it is a double edged short.

Speaker 10 (14:12):
And he called me back and he was like, I'm sorry,
and I was like, you're sorry for what. He was like,
she was cheating, and I said will.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
But Gandhi said her. You said yourself, you are taking
a chance at losing a friend.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
I I think you're always taking a chance because there's
the embarrassment factor and then there's your friend being mad
at you for telling you for telling them, being mad
at you for not telling them sooner. I mean, there's
a lot that goes to you.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
What if you found out that all of your friends
knew you were being cheated on and none of them
told you, you would feel like you were I would
feel like a friend, wouldn't have.

Speaker 10 (14:46):
Any friends, we would know, like, I can't. I couldn't
do that because I told a friend of mine what
I had overheard. I accidentally overheard someone talking about, like
we play Xbox and stuff with a few friends and
a friend of mine. She didn't need her MIC, so
I heard her and her husband have a conversation about
another set of friends. Well, I told her, hey, I

(15:09):
was overheard, you know your husband's been cheating. Well, she
ends up finding a secret cell phone and everything he
had been screwing around like three or four different women.

Speaker 11 (15:19):
Like it was.

Speaker 10 (15:21):
Worse than what I even thought. I mean, she lost
a couple of friends, and she actually thanked me, and
he even thanked me for telling her because he didn't
know how to stop. Like it was. It was a
crazy situation, but it ended up working out for him
in the end. They're still together, thank god, you know,
expecting the kid and everything, so they're they're doing good.
But I was like, you're better than me, because I'd

(15:41):
have probably threw them out a window.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeh, Lily, thank you for your time. Taste.

Speaker 10 (15:46):
Kid can't tell you but three or four, yeah, you better,
somebody better come pick you up.

Speaker 12 (15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Thank you for holding so long. I'm sure do appreciate
your your insight and have a great day, Lily. Thanks
for listening to you well.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 20 (15:57):
I love y'all and listening now every morning.

Speaker 15 (15:59):
My daughter even listens y'all.

Speaker 10 (16:00):
So I love you.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Thank you, Lily, Thank you so much. Lovely lovely Lily.
Hello Alison, good morning guys.

Speaker 20 (16:08):
Sorry, I'm totally geeking out talking to you all, well as.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
We are geeking out knowing that you're there. So you
told your best friend her husband cheated on her. Now
what led up to that?

Speaker 20 (16:21):
Well, her husband was good friends with my boyfriend at
the time, and I was living with my boyfriend and
obviously she was living with her husband and they didn't
come home the night before, so she was worried and
she was calling and asking me, you know, do you
know where Allan is? Did so and so tell you,
and my boyfriend texted me, Hey, we stayed out and

(16:41):
you know, the husband cheated on my best friend. And
without even a heartbeat, I went over to her and
I was like, hey, I just heard from my boyfriend
and your husband cheated on you.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Wow. How did that go down?

Speaker 7 (16:55):
Well?

Speaker 10 (16:55):
She was upset.

Speaker 20 (16:56):
She wasn't upset at me, she was upset at the situation.
And she left work, went home, changed the locks, and
within a month I moved out with my boyfriend and
moved in with her, and he moved in.

Speaker 14 (17:05):
With the husband.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Wow.

Speaker 20 (17:08):
And then I found out my boyfriend was Then I
found out my boyfriend was shooting on me as well,
thanks to Facebook and the girl posting on his Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Oh all right, well, so so zero regrets and telling
your friend at the very beginning when you found out, correct.

Speaker 20 (17:24):
I didn't even blink and eye. I walked right over
as soon as I got the text, and I was like, hey,
just to let you know. You know, my boyfriend just
texted me and this is what they did last night.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
So all right, nowadays it's a lot harder to hide it.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
No, you're good, you know, yeah, exactly. I think that's awesome, Alison,
thank you very much, Thank you, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah, it is you, jackass. You should get caught.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
There's a million new ways to catch him. There's also
a million new ways to cheap.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Which is terrible. Those stupid but that's stupid thing that
we di Madison dumb asses.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Hey, so I have our friend Carolina on the phone. Hey,
hi Carolina, how are you doing?

Speaker 21 (17:56):
Hey, babe, doing great?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
All right, so tell us what happened?

Speaker 21 (18:01):
Oh my god. So, yeah, I got one of my friends.
We weren't actually close friends. She was one of my
friend's friends, and she spotted them at the same gym
that we were all going together. She told me that
it was like an every week thing and he just
thought that I was like one of his trainers or whatnot.
Just so happens. He was lying to me telling me that,
you know, he was working too late, that he couldn't

(18:22):
meet up with me. All along, he was going to
the gym every Tuesday with this girl. So my friend
was like, you know what, just come with me. Let's
bust them. Since he keeps lying to you, come with me,
let's bust them.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
So wait, wait, so you guys were gonna she was
going to take you to the gym and show you
what he was.

Speaker 21 (18:38):
Doing behind your vest exactly, because apparently he was super
flirty hands on. They were kissing the whole nine yards
the gym, at the gym, at the gym. So I
went with her, and yeah, sure enough, they were there,
all up on each other. I went up to him
and I was like, oh, sure, looks like you're working hard.

(18:58):
And he did not know what to do with himself,
Like he was like, oh, I.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Don't know who she is.

Speaker 21 (19:05):
He's nothing to me.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Exactly.

Speaker 21 (19:07):
That's how the girl reacted. She was like, what you
told me that you were done with her? It was
a whole like a scenario. I ended up just walking out.
The girl walked out as well. She was like, he
told me he was over with you, and I was like, no, no,
he told you wrong, sweetie. We actually became Instagram friends.
She dumped him, I dumped him.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
And you have a new friend.

Speaker 21 (19:30):
Yeah, but that's all me. We became best friends.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I love that the reason that happened, you know, And
I just want to say something. Look, you know, I know,
I know it feels great to get attention from someone.
It gives you those butterflies in the stomach, maybe the
same butterflies you felt when you first met the person
that you're actually with. Okay, okay, I understand that sometimes
it's hard to like turn off that woo they're interested

(19:55):
in me saying, even if you are knee deep or
neck deep in a relationship, But consider the hurt that
you can cause by acting on it. Consider what you
could lose, what's at stake here, and just let those
butterflies just fly right out, let them go, Let them
fly fly, butterflies. It's true, we love.

Speaker 22 (20:17):
You, and there you have it.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
It does.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
It does feel good. It feels good. I'll be the
first it meant. It feels good to get attention. It does.

Speaker 12 (20:28):
But you got to remember the person that you're cheating on,
there was a time that that was the person you
wanted more than anything. Absolutely, Now you're cheating on them,
and now you want somebody else. Yeah, you got to
remember there was a time that what you have that
you wanted more than anything. Put your attention there.

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got it, gotta move on. It's true.

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Speaker 1 (21:36):
It's Match Game the Karen Edition. We actually have a
Karen playing today. It's fabulous. Let's see if you can
match the stars as we play match Game the Karen Edition.
Let's go meet our contestants. Let's go to line nine
and talk to Karen. Good morning, Karen, Hi, are you hello?

(22:01):
We're doing very well? Now do you like to go
to Walmart? And yell at people like other characters, not
at all. All right, well, welcome to match game. Have
you ever heard us play match game before? Do you
know how this works?

Speaker 13 (22:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Okay, well here we go. So I'm gonna read through
these sentence with a blank. Don't give us the answer immediately.
Give the stars an opportunity to write down the answers,
and we'll see how many matches you get. Karen, all right,
here we go. Angry. Karen was so angry. She was

(22:36):
so angry that the supermarket messed up. Instead of calling
for the manager, she called Blank. A day at the
supermarket for Karen. They made a mistake. Instead of calling
the manager, Karen called Blank. All right, everyone's writing down
their answers. We know that, Karen, not you. You're a

(22:59):
good Karen. Most these Karens were talking about sometimes they
bulletins out of proportion. All right, here we go. You
ready for the match game, guys, they're ready to go?
All right? Karen angry? Karen was so angry she was
at the supermarket. They made a mistake. Instead of calling
for the manager, she called who the police? The police?

(23:23):
There you go see? You know you are, Karen, You
know exactly what a Karen would do. You're a good Karen.
You're a very good Karen. Of course you are. Froggy.
Karen was so mad at the mistake made by the supermarket.
Instead of calling the manager, she called I got police, police,

(23:43):
we're going to match, which is so unheard of. She
called the popo, Hey, Danielle Karen supermarket. She could have
called the manager, but she's Karen, so instead she called
the police police. Wow, this is on her up, scary.
Karen was very mad. She didn't call the manager at

(24:03):
the supermarket. She called the cops, the police. Yeah, has
this ever happened? Ever? No, Gandhi, Karen's all mad. Instead
of calling the manager, which she should have done.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
She called I actually said a couple more.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Karens all right, But Karen, this is I think you're
breaking a record. I don't think anyone's ever scored three points.
Hold on one second. Okay, let's see how you do
hold on one second? Wow, that's unheard of. Let's go

(24:41):
talk to Bob. Hey, Bob on line fifteen.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
How you doing, Bob?

Speaker 15 (24:45):
Hi there? Well, depending on you know, how you play
the recording of my name back.

Speaker 23 (24:49):
It sounds like either Bob or Karen.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay, Bob, Bob, you.

Speaker 24 (24:54):
Don't like green needle?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, I'm with you. Is it green needle?

Speaker 12 (24:59):
Or was it?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Was it snowstorm? What was the other word? I don't
know here you all right, Welcome to match Game, the
Karen Edition. As you heard, your opponent, Karen got three matches,
which is unheard of. Let's see how you do here
we go annoyed. Karen was so annoyed. Annoyed. Karen was

(25:22):
so annoyed the restaurant made a mistake. Instead of calling
the manager, she called blank. Brody was up all night
coming up with this one. Karen was so annoyed at
the restaurant when they made a mistake. Instead of calling
the manager, she's Karen, So she called Blank. I guess

(25:44):
you guys could just hold up the same things they
hold up last time.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
This is so stupid.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Here we annoyed. Karen so annoyed at the restaurant. Instead
of calling the restaurant when they met a mistake or
the manager, she called blank. Who did she call?

Speaker 25 (26:00):
That's the risk of sounding like a copycat. I'm going
to say the police.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
The police a great answer. Now Karen had three matches.
Let's see how you do, Bob hey Frog. When the
restaurant made a mistake, Karen didn't call the manager. She
called this.

Speaker 12 (26:18):
Time, I wrote, she called the corporate office. Sorry, Danielle,
she called corporate.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, Karen's do that. Danielle has have the police pl
The police actually didn't use an on that scary Karen
annoyed at the restaurant when they made a mistake. She
could have called the manager. Instead, she called John Taffer.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
From the hospitality industry for restaurants and bars.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
And he's going to write that John Taffer, right, no
one knows that. I don't even know that I know everything.
I pretend to know things I don't know. I don't
even know U gandhy just out of just out of fun. Uh.
Karen was mad at the manager, so instead that the restaurant,

(27:14):
she called the What I thought we were.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
All gonna play the same way, so I said a
couple more Karen's.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I don't want to change that to John Taffer.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
I'm positive I don't want to say John town All right, Hey, look.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
You know what, you only got what one match, But
you know what, we're going to send you some Elvis
Drane money Show, Scrubs anyway from Hackensack Meridian. Okay, you
got them, Bob, no problem, thank you. Hold on one second.
Let's go talk to Karen. So what does Karen get
She actually had three matches. What do we have for Karen?

(27:54):
We have three pairs of scrubs? Hey, lucky Karen running
first of all, these scrubs are meant. They're great. You're
gonna love them. Thank you for listening, Karen.

Speaker 26 (28:10):
Thank you so much to all of you. You've done
an amazing job. I'm a nurse and you've gotten me through,
so thank you so much for everything you do every day.
You just need the rye to work so much better.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Karen, you're a nurse. We should be thanking you. Thank you,
and please tell everyone on the floor that we said
thank you. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 26 (28:30):
So much, No problem, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Hold on one second. There you go. She's a Karen,
but she's a nurse, so she's cool.

Speaker 17 (28:39):
Elvis Duran, he just keeps opening his mouth. And the
Morning Show. In the Morning Show, you know.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Our friend Cheryl Crowley's on the phone. We love you, Cheryl.

Speaker 22 (29:00):
Oh, we I love you, guys.

Speaker 10 (29:01):
Come on, my favorite people in the world.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I heard you guys went out. Do you have a
good dinner with my Gandhi?

Speaker 22 (29:07):
Yeah, we had a great dinner. Well we It started
out with a walk, but it always ends in like
nourishment and food. Somehow a walk becomes food, like for exercise.
So yeah, we had a great dinner, but we missed
you dearly.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Of course, let me guess tacos.

Speaker 22 (29:23):
Duh. Of course, if you're lucky, we're gonna let you
make it up to us.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Okay, did you have Gandhi's taco?

Speaker 22 (29:31):
So I'm totally rude. I did not have Gandhi's taco,
but of course Gandhi had Gandhi taco. I had this
chicken and waffles taco, oh, which were like lathered in
syrup and a total heart attack of brands.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
That sounds pretty awesome. Hey, so Gandhi, how many nights
per week do you eat your own taco?

Speaker 6 (29:51):
I eat my taco probably two to three times a week.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
Yes, And it's delicious every time.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Everyone should that's what everyone says.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
That's some word on street delicious.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Has Brandon tried your taco?

Speaker 6 (30:04):
He has? He loves it. Okay, keeps coming back from more.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
By the way, the place is called gringos in Jersey City,
and they have the Gandhi taco. Ask for it by name.

Speaker 22 (30:16):
It's actually Scary's friends owned the place, but Gandhi's adopted it.
Jerry's friends Darren Darren Conway owns the place. He also
owns Pure thirteen.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I'm sorry, hold on, we seem to be dropping names.
I gotta move on. I gotta move on. Hey, So,
Gandhi says that she and her good friend Cheryl have
a total different viewpoint when it comes to first base
versus second base versus getting to third base now not
being too you know too lude? Okay, should we start
with our guest, Cheryl?

Speaker 6 (30:46):
Please?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Okay, Cheryl? First base means what.

Speaker 22 (30:50):
Making out? Just all the kissing, everything possible with kissing.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay, kissing making out definite? No, No, okay, I'm gonna We're
gonna go around the bases with you right now, okay, okay,
making out? His first base? Second base is what to you.

Speaker 22 (31:05):
Is the top upstairs? Anything that involves the upstairs?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Oh okay, yeah, waste out?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Okay, waste up like the top what like my nose
like wast up?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Meaning? Uh okay, okay, what is it?

Speaker 22 (31:20):
Your your cleavage okay.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Okay, So, okay, third base to you means m Gandi
will she will translate.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Her definition of third base is hands below.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
The belt, hands below the belt. All right. So so therefore,
for you, a home run is of course the obvious.

Speaker 22 (31:46):
Well, okay, so there's third based part A and there's
third base part B.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
All right? Hold on, wait, hold on, So you're gonna
steal third base? What does that mean? Third base A
and B?

Speaker 22 (31:59):
So hand below the bell is third base part A
and third base part B is lolly poppy yam. Yeah,
there you go. Gandhi's taco hey, oh my goodness to
watch it.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
And then home run that we all agree home run
is the obvious, correct all of it. Okay, So Gandhi
had an argument with you, Okay, Gandhi first base.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
I believe up to third base, I am with you,
but I actually think there should be between third base
and a home run. There's a whole lot going on,
and then after the home run. I think there's still
some extra that happens after a home run, like way later.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Well, I know, but I don't know the last time,
the last time you went to Yankee Stadium, I don't
know if they had enough basis for what you're talking about.

Speaker 17 (32:49):
I know.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
So I think we need to come up with like
a new diamond or something with all extra bases, because first, second, third,
home run. There's just some stuff missing that I feel
like is not fair to anybody.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Daniel, first base, kissing second.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Base, I would say, shirt up the.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Shirt okay, third base okay, and then home run yeah okay.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
And I think everything in between is just kind of
like when you're running from base to base.

Speaker 12 (33:15):
Yes, you're like rounding third home. You're not there yet.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Now. Did you have a difference of opinion or you
basically agree?

Speaker 12 (33:26):
No, I agree versus kissing and then hands up, hands down,
and then there's there is there's definitely a base between
third and home. Maybe you're like halfway stealing and you're
in between whether you're going to go back or not.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
So you're saying there's a base between third and home.

Speaker 12 (33:40):
Yeah, you're like rounding third base versus like headed for
home all the way.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I have Kara, who wants to add to this? Hello, Kara,
say good morning to our friend Cheryl Crowley.

Speaker 27 (33:49):
Good morning and morning.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
How do you how do you pay your name? Karen
Okay A R. A okay, a r A okay, just
making sure, all right, So what are we missing out
on here?

Speaker 24 (34:00):
So obviously there's a grand slam and that would be
the back door.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Right, Oh my god, Oh this was.

Speaker 12 (34:11):
Elvis. You're a baseball star.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Okay, let's not dog Pilot's just end it right there. Okay, Okay,
now what we're gonna say, gandhi, this was.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
My contention that there's a lot of stuff that was
just left out that has to do with that.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Okay, yeah, all right, but you know.

Speaker 22 (34:26):
Why I left that out also because I'm saving that
for marriage. There has to be something for down the road.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
You're saving the back door for marriage.

Speaker 22 (34:38):
The back door and the threesome are being reserved.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
But that's the thing too. Over here's so funny.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Okay, So there's a threesome and there's a back door thing.
All right, Kara, I just want to Kara, I just
want you to know that very very thankful and disappointed
in you at the same time. Thank you so much,

(35:06):
and it's an honor to have you listening. Thanks, thanks
for calling, Karen.

Speaker 24 (35:10):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
So there you go. It's like, so this was your
your festive conversation at dinner last n oh.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
For sure. And the best was as Cheryl was going
through what she thought the bases were, which I also
say first and second could be rolled together into all
first base. But okay, as she was describing the basis,
she was using hand gestures to do it.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
So the restaurant was watching.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Yeah, there was some you know, boob grabbing and then
a lot of this which you can't.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
See what I'm doing.

Speaker 22 (35:38):
I do have to be honest. Then, DONDI wanted to know,
since I'm single and not married, you know what I
do what I use?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Oh, okay, send me.

Speaker 22 (35:46):
The link of what you use. I need to see
pictures of what toys your lady cat plays with. And
then we had a whole you know, it was a slideshow.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Sounds like a lot of fun over time. Thank you, Cheryl,
It's always a pleasure.

Speaker 22 (36:03):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (36:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 20 (36:06):
Okay, bye, guys.

Speaker 12 (36:08):
I have a question.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I don't know, Froggy, do we want you to ask
this question?

Speaker 12 (36:11):
I do why it's just another name, Like wouldn't a
three zome be a doubleheader? Because like, can you play
baseball and you play two games?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
That's like it's that run home run.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
There are we need a new sport.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Enough, Okay, you know, let's just let's just table this
and we'll have a conversation about this later. You know,
I gotta you know me, I've got to try to
be somewhat.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Responsible, right, Froggy, I'll text you my answer.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I think we've gone far enough for now. What Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Okay, it's not bad.

Speaker 12 (36:36):
I go ahead.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Maybe instead of using the bases, we can turn it
into like a seven course meal. It opens up more options.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
How far along we could do that? Yes, yes, okay,
we could do that. My microphone's falling.

Speaker 17 (36:47):
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Speaker 1 (37:07):
Hey, God, got phone calls coming in here. Let me
go over here and talk to Catherine. Hi, Catherine, Hi.
How's everything in Philly today?

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (37:16):
You know, not bad?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Not bad Philly. We love we love Philadelphia. I love
living there. I miss it sometimes. Hey, listen, you actually
won a national poetry contest. Have you, guys ever known
someone one No. One of the national poetry contests. How
much did you win?

Speaker 16 (37:33):
So it was only fifteen.

Speaker 20 (37:37):
I won?

Speaker 6 (37:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (37:38):
Yeah, go ahead, Well I.

Speaker 16 (37:39):
Won right after I graduated from Westchester University with my
bachelor's degree, so I was like getting ready to pay
back student loans. So fifteens was, you know, not bad.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
So I've never known someone who has won money from
a national poetry contest, and so it was. It was
in the form of a haikup, yes, yep, remember it?
Do you have it by memory?

Speaker 16 (38:02):
I do because I've recited it so many times.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Do you guys want to hear her award winning haiku? A?

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Right?

Speaker 10 (38:07):
Here?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
This worth fifteen hundred dollars?

Speaker 20 (38:09):
Go?

Speaker 21 (38:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (38:11):
So it's called earth. It says heavy with fresh snow,
my limbs and branches bend down to my dirt filled shoes.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Oh that's deep.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Fifteen ducks and I counted.

Speaker 16 (38:25):
I know my sister. My sister did the math. I
think she said it was like eighty something dollars per syllable.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah it was, and you did it right. It was
five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
How long did it take you to ride that?

Speaker 16 (38:37):
I think like five minutes?

Speaker 1 (38:39):
There you go, not bad, fifteen hundred dollars or five
minutes work.

Speaker 12 (38:42):
Now.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
We were having this debate in the room the other day.
When I was learning about haiku when I was much younger,
I was told that haikus are typically, or originally always
in the form of about nature. It's all about nature
and haikus. Then someone in the room told me that's
not true. So what is the truth there?

Speaker 24 (38:59):
So true?

Speaker 16 (38:59):
Dishtionally they are about nature, and usually we teach them
I'm a teacher, but usually we teach them as five
seven five, But they don't actually have to be five
syllables and seven then five, and mine just happened to
be about nature. I don't think what the contest it
even had to be, wow, but it just kind of
worked out that way.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
There you go, haiku, Catherine, fifteen hundred dollars for five
minutes work. But there's more than I mean, you put
your brain in what Nate? Why are you looking at Kandy?
And I had the same look. Haikus.

Speaker 27 (39:29):
I thought, I'm sorry, Catherine, I thought there were five
seven five, Now they don't have to be.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Well, you're just throwing away the rules of haikonness.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Right, Really, if it's not five seven five and.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Not about nature like what Nate just said was, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I think I'm going to go ahead and listen to
what Catherine has to say. She is much more polished
on this topic than we are.

Speaker 12 (39:48):
She's a poet and she didn't even know it.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
What if there are no rules, then it doesn't exist, right,
I don't know anything.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
There's got maybe a modification of haikus. Well, you know what,
let's just open our minds. People the sentence, Okay, you know,
leave it to the people in this room, y'all ask
chapped over a haiku west everything.

Speaker 12 (40:10):
I'm just saying, if it's not five seven five, why
isn't it just a sentence?

Speaker 22 (40:14):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I think I have I have this year's National Haiku
Poetry Contest winner. Ready, I have a bad cramp. It
must be something I ate. I am gonna fart.

Speaker 24 (40:29):
I love it.

Speaker 16 (40:33):
Fifteen thousand.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Costant Living. All right, Thank you, Catherine, Congratulations and thanks
for spreading some uh some some class on our otherwise
classy show. Congrats, thanks for listening to have a great day.

Speaker 16 (40:46):
Okay, thanks, thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Hello, Aaron, Hi, good morning, well hello, and uh Jarnal.

Speaker 28 (40:55):
So back in high school, I took Italian and there
was an Italian poetry contests that I won.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
You did, did you speak Italian well enough to be
able to they could to form a poem that made sense?

Speaker 28 (41:11):
Oh so the poem it was actually my teacher was like,
so you guys aren't that good at Italian. So here's
a list of poems, and we basically memorized the poem
and we kind of had to act it out as
we presented it to the people.

Speaker 15 (41:27):
The poem was yeah, so.

Speaker 28 (41:30):
Based on what the poem was, we had to act
like happy or sad or however whatever the tone was.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
You know what, we have our own form of Italian
poetry our on our show.

Speaker 28 (41:41):
I'm afraid to know what it is.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Non of your horn, Flash of your life. Yeah we know,
we know you're driving, we know you have a horn,
we know you have a you have lights, So we're
at to hunk at your home and flash of your lights.

(42:04):
Don't be afraid of flying kites. Oh my, I've got mics.
Honk at your home and flash at your lights.

Speaker 10 (42:14):
I know.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Come on, who wants to play hunk at your horn
and flash of your lights? Come on? An you want, yes, yes.

Speaker 12 (42:23):
Froggy, go hunk a your horn, Plussy your lights if
you're going to work out. I hope you're wearing tights.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Ok At your hon flash of your lights. Met had
this trope, but now he's all right. Punk at your
horn and flash of your lights. See, we're all Italian poet.

Speaker 12 (42:44):
Hunks your horn, flash of your lights. We like people
to get along. You don't want no fights?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Come on, Danielle gone, we need we need some Italian poetry.
Hunk at your home, flash of your lights. Gone to
your cute but she has no height?

Speaker 12 (43:04):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Okay your horn, flash of your lights.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Honky your horn, flash of your lights. I don't need mail,
but that's all right, make it right, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
How are your horn and flash your lights?

Speaker 12 (43:17):
Honk your horns plus your lights? Yep, I hope that
I get laid to night?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Okay your horn, flash of your lights? Oh frog, you
you just mike ready, plush your lights, Hockey your horn
to watch some port. You screwed it all up. It's

(43:46):
honking your horn, flash of your light.

Speaker 12 (43:49):
License, No it's not.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
It's called creative license. Can do what it wants. No,
it's called crap.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I can tell you guys that in the first grade,
I was a finalist for the New York City Subway
Panels Poetry in Motion. That when they write poetry on
the on the billboards, and here's my four line poem.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
What is it? Give it to a scary He gave
us the setup. Let's just hear the poll. Okay, the
muggers hide, the children cried.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Worlds collide on a subway ride.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Okay, you flashy your lights. He's scary Jones. He ain't
too bright. Flushy your life.

Speaker 11 (44:41):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
If you're driving around right now, looking around, do you
see anyone honking their horns and fleshing?

Speaker 12 (44:44):
They're like, says no more hockey horn, flashy lights for me.
I just got pulled over.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Oh, people are sending dirty ones in here. We can't
read those, all right, all right, flashy la, come on, gandhi.

Speaker 6 (44:59):
I can't think of anything that Rhyme's was like, okay,
well there you go.

Speaker 17 (45:13):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
So Christina says her dad is always yelling at her
because she's being careless. She leaves the top down on
her convertible, and she leaves the car parked when she
goes shopping or whatever. He really feels like something bad
is gonna happen. Someone's gonna break something. He's had him.
So they thought it would be funny to call from
the beach where she left the top down yet again

(45:37):
and all of her stuff gets stolen. So she starts
the tap and then we'll come up at the end
to break it up. So all right, here we go.
Here's the phone deup. Listen to.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
Hello Dad.

Speaker 29 (45:50):
Yeah, I'm at the beach and I left the top
end and I just went back to it and everything
is gone, like the CD changer, my iPod, my wallet,
my phone, my your glasses.

Speaker 12 (46:09):
Than the car.

Speaker 15 (46:10):
I know, well, I just left it him.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Because it's always there.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
I didn't think I should take it out.

Speaker 17 (46:14):
You believe that stuffing.

Speaker 30 (46:16):
Your call like that, dummy.

Speaker 31 (46:18):
Your wallet is gone, with your license and the IDs
and everything.

Speaker 29 (46:21):
Yeah, my wallet, my license, my credit.

Speaker 15 (46:23):
Card, my BADI.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Gonna call.

Speaker 17 (46:29):
The parking lot was like empty.

Speaker 8 (46:30):
I didn't think there was gonna be a lot of
people here.

Speaker 31 (46:35):
Me off damage.

Speaker 30 (46:37):
You got bend, call the bank and cancel your credit
card and go motor vehicle and casting your license.

Speaker 29 (46:46):
I can't go to the bank right now at the beat.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Stampach the beach.

Speaker 31 (46:53):
Please the tack your camp pick today.

Speaker 29 (46:58):
But what what about like the your asses?

Speaker 15 (47:01):
What I got that?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
The port thing is now?

Speaker 31 (47:05):
You got the credit cards gone and your license has gone, your.

Speaker 12 (47:08):
Idiot, everything else is replaceable.

Speaker 15 (47:11):
You understand, yes, But like he didn't, you can do it, baba.

Speaker 31 (47:15):
Now I ain't doing a stand thing for you. You're gonna
call the police, have him come over, and you're gonna
follow police, be poor for stolen property, and then you're
gonna go to the bank and cancel your credit card.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
They tell your phone too.

Speaker 29 (47:31):
Yeah, my phone is in the car to mama wonders,
what did.

Speaker 30 (47:33):
I tell you to not leave the.

Speaker 31 (47:35):
Pone out of your sight to stay with the phone
in case you have to call you.

Speaker 8 (47:39):
I know that's the reason why I went back to
my car.

Speaker 7 (47:42):
What kind of an idiot does that? What that money
in the open car so you know if somebody could
come and take it?

Speaker 30 (47:53):
What kind of idiot does that? Oh you you're gonna
bun your mobo and now you're gonna try legal crazy
with the not to yours.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
You don't even tell her what do you think she's
not gonna know his mom's like flipped out.

Speaker 30 (48:08):
Yeah, well you're in big trouble because now you really
mussed up this time. You're on your freaking nonsense.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
You can't get enough.

Speaker 30 (48:15):
You cannot get enough, call a pony and follow report
what Oh you're left?

Speaker 8 (48:23):
I am listening.

Speaker 30 (48:24):
So then you say you call the ponies and pull
over where you are and have her come there and
follow the port bill.

Speaker 29 (48:31):
You're like, what, I'm just my friends at the beach
are tanning.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
You need to beat right now?

Speaker 29 (48:37):
Can you part of the half smile? Because I don't
want to miss this.

Speaker 8 (48:40):
Like it's like the best time to me tanning right now.

Speaker 30 (48:43):
I swear to God, somebody you can and all the
flots that you got there, and you go take care
of your responsibilities. I don't want to hear that you're
doing the a three or four o'clock that has to
be done right now, but that's when the sun goes away.

Speaker 29 (48:59):
Can't you just wait?

Speaker 7 (48:59):
So are.

Speaker 30 (49:04):
You leave the beach right now and you go take
care of that right now? But get the rest of
the day.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
It's shot.

Speaker 30 (49:13):
You don't know. I'll fist up.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I am at the little ass, Like now, would you
still be pissed off. If we told you you just
got phone tapped.

Speaker 30 (49:20):
I got you better, boy, I tell you you was
in a big trouble.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Let me tell you right now.

Speaker 17 (49:30):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 32 (49:32):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 17 (49:36):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Dan in
the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
So, Scotty be u, Scottie, did you go have a
check up yesterday or something? Oh? I went for a
physical yesterday. Howd it go? It went great? I passed
with flying colors.

Speaker 17 (49:54):
Nice.

Speaker 32 (49:55):
I mean, I weigh a little bit more than I should,
but you know I passed.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah, I did. Okay, No, just ointment bad news from
the doctor. Yes. I was a little bit disappointed about why. Well,
because he didn't.

Speaker 32 (50:07):
He didn't he didn't fully examine me. I don't think
he missed something. And I'm like, what well, I mean,
look the glove. I showered and shaved and powdered. Okay,
and every single year, you know, he stands in front
of me and says, drop your pants, you know, and
and fiddles whatever he does he does.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Okay, but by the way, doctors don't fiddle. Okay, it's
an exam.

Speaker 32 (50:31):
Whatever it is, okay, so and not that I enjoy it,
but I was expecting it. So when he stood in
front of me, I started to open my pants and
he just hit my knee with a little hammer, and
that was it.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Did you ask him why I didn't?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
I thought it would it was. It was a little
bit awkward.

Speaker 32 (50:46):
I literally unbuttoned my jeans and he didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I don't.

Speaker 32 (50:54):
I buttoned my pants and he beat me with a hammer,
I said to my wife when I got home, I said,
I got telling him a little bit disappointed because I
didn't get touched, you know.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Okay, so he didn't examine, he didn't do a cough test, no, no, no, nothing,
and no prostate pokey no.

Speaker 32 (51:12):
I mean I wasn't really looking forward to that one.
I would have taken it if he had to do it.
But I got nothing nothing down there. The problem is
that you were at the eye doctor. Yeah, so you
know whatever, I just okay, I can see there.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
There is a way to justify why you're disappointed because
you're there for a physical. You want everything to be
checked because of health reasons, and so I prepared and
you prepare. You powdered. I love that you powdered. Yes,
and maybe next time. And this is directed to you
straight Nate. I know how you you're you think it's

(51:48):
so easy to ride a horse, and you like you're
interested in horses all of a sudden, Yeah, I think
I could do it. Next door, there's a horse farm
next door. Yesterday, family, mom, dad, and the kids are
in the back of the are They saw horses up
by the by the fence on the side of the road.
They pulled over to let the kids pet the horse,
and a horse bit the kid. I was telling you

(52:09):
right now, just because you see a horse, do not
go up and don't approach anyone else's horse, horses that
you don't know the horse and you don't know the owners.
It's it's like just going up to someone's kid and
like petting them. You know you don't do that.

Speaker 27 (52:22):
Yeah, well they probably didn't do it right. You're supposed
to say, whoa boy? No, then between their eyes.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
You know nothing. I'm just saying. I know a lot
of people listening don't even live near horses. But if
you're driving out the country and you see horses, do
not get near them. Leave them alone, because you know
you don't know where they're what they're where they are
in that moment. You know what I'm saying, all right,
just a public service from that radio show is going
to tell you this today exactly here we go back.

Speaker 27 (52:47):
To Scottie bees dilemma.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Powder balls. Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I know how he feels because as a guy, you
have to psych.

Speaker 27 (52:55):
Yourself up to have another man see your stuff, right,
and so please.

Speaker 12 (53:00):
No you do.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Women do this all the time and get poked and
prodded inside. So I want to hear from the guys
how much how much you put yourselves through going.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Today to get poked and prodded.

Speaker 32 (53:11):
My wife puts on makeup to go to the guy
to college. It's like you, you guys, get ready to
I got ready, sure.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
But I'm saying, like you, guys, prep for a little
cupping of a sack or something.

Speaker 12 (53:23):
My wife, my wife puts more effort into going to
the GHO than she does when we're going to be together.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Is it a male wait? Is it a male guino?

Speaker 12 (53:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:33):
The female So I'm not putting in too much effort.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Hold on, well, Daniel, let's examine that. Why would you
why would you put a more effort for a male
ghino than a female ghano, that they're basically doing the
same exact things to do with their gender or their
sex or whatever.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Yeah, but you don't.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Want the guy. First of all, if it's a good
looking guy, that's one thing. And second, you want the
guy to think that you're taking care of yourself.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
You dare to impress a doctor, not a person.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
You want the woman to also, you know. No, but
I you know, it's a little different. And I hear
all the time that there's these hot ghinos out there
that these women go to.

Speaker 17 (54:13):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
I've never been to one that's been so hot like
a guy.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
But what does it matter?

Speaker 17 (54:17):
I don't know, I.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Ask Amy and asks Lisa scot Froggie's wife, because I
don't do it.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I couldn't go to a hot doctor. Gandhi, do you
is there a difference to you with a hot ghino
versus an average ghino?

Speaker 6 (54:30):
Or I get just as dressed up and put together
for the girl as I would for a guy in
that scenario.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Yeah, you still want to make sure your privates are,
you know, in good shape.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
You should do that performance, You should do that for everyone.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Yeah, well, yeah, I agree, that should be for everyone.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I just wonder, I just wonder if there's a gynecologist
going you know what. I obviously I'm not that good looking,
because they're not They're not really dressing it up for me.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
But to dress it up and put on makeup and
get all sass it up, well.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
You put stick on it. Alyssa Online twenty four. What
happened to you, Alyssa? What's going on?

Speaker 15 (55:09):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (55:09):
Guys?

Speaker 33 (55:10):
You guys were talking about not approaching horses.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yes, if you see a horse behind the fence on
the side of the road, leave the horse alone. Trust me.

Speaker 33 (55:19):
So I was at a winery with my sister in law, Rachel,
and on the way out there was a field fenced
in with a bunch of horses.

Speaker 15 (55:27):
So we pulled over.

Speaker 33 (55:28):
We got out of the car and we were petting
the horses, and one of the horses kind of in
the background kept like getting Rachel this like weird look,
and eventually like started coming towards.

Speaker 6 (55:40):
Us, and.

Speaker 33 (55:43):
He eventually started getting all crazy. He was making these
weird noises, and then he like mounted the fence and
his like horse been was sticking out have sex with Rachel.
We had to run back to the car and get out.

Speaker 16 (56:02):
Of there before.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Wow, thank god for the fence. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (56:10):
My favorite part of the story was the horse peen,
the horse pe and and.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Looks and those horses they have a lot, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, you gotta be careful when if
you if you see one horse in particular giving you
the look, it's time to get in the car. And
I don't scary. Can you stop it with sound effects?
Thank you? Did your friend Rachel, you say did she
feel did she feel? Gosh? Was she impressed?

Speaker 17 (56:37):
Was she no?

Speaker 33 (56:39):
She felt like violated. We like screamed in the random
and she was just like I cannot believe if that
fence was not there, I would be getting like ragged
by a horse right now.

Speaker 11 (56:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah, Well, well we don't want that. That's not That's
not what anyone wants. All right, Well, thanks for that story.
It's a fabulous one, Rachel.

Speaker 12 (56:57):
Story of hope.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
To keep in mind, horses, leave them alone. Unless you're
with the horses owner or trainer. You should not approach
a horse. That's all I'm saying. All right, all right,
thanks a listen, Thanks for calling. How of our listeners
they are the best yeah, straight.

Speaker 27 (57:17):
Don't don't dogs hump you like, don't dog? I don't
have a dog.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Yeah, but it depends on I know, the size and
the scope of the size of a horse different. You
could well and I'm not even talking about their peen.
I'm talking about the animal itself. I mean they really could.
You could get hurt. Oh yeah, and you know that video. Yeah,
from ab to zebras to I mean scary. There are

(57:42):
a lot of animals you should probably just stay away
from that will hurt you. Yes, Scary would have a
find out way for a kitten to hurt him, So
I just stay away.

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Speaker 17 (58:22):
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Elis in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
I just put the I put the thought into it, thinking,
who am I having a beef with that I really
should talk to again? Yeah, I can't think of anyone.
Is there someone you can remind me without telling me
out loud.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
You're having a beef with?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, A beef is a mutual Like they have a
problem with me, I have a problem with them, so
we mutual.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
That's the tough part because I feel like a lot
of times we have beef with people who don't have
a beef with us. They just did something.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
They were supposed to.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
Yeah, and we're like holding this flame like I hate to.

Speaker 12 (58:58):
So I've got one side beabs, a one sided beaver.
I've got a one sided beef with somebody who we
all know, and I just but I have no intent
on working it out with that person, zero whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Hello, Danielle, how are you doing?

Speaker 7 (59:13):
I'm good.

Speaker 12 (59:13):
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Very well? So who are you beefing with? Tell me
the story.

Speaker 15 (59:19):
I am beefing with my sister in law.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
When's the last time you talked to your sister in law?

Speaker 15 (59:24):
It's been over five years.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Oh that's a bee. Now is she beefing back? I mean,
does she have a problem with you as you have
a problem with her.

Speaker 15 (59:33):
Well, I confront her about it and she pretty much
denied everything. So I mean, I just have absolutely nothing
to say to her because she won't admit what she
basically tried to ruin my marriage with my husband, telling
him that I was cheating on him, that I was

(59:54):
going around behind his back, which is absolutely not true.
And she knew that was like his hot button, that
that was what it would take to get him to
leave me, and luckily he chose to believe me. And
I mean I see her every two weeks at his
family night and we have yet to speak in five years.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Wow. Now, so this is your set up in the
family tree here. She's married to your brother, she is married.

Speaker 15 (01:00:22):
To my brother, my husband's brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Okay, okay, wow yeah. So do you think do you
think it's time to move on or is this just
is this a beef that just can't be unbeefed? Unboofed?
What's the word? Unboofed?

Speaker 19 (01:00:39):
Like?

Speaker 12 (01:00:39):
What do you think I'll tell you?

Speaker 15 (01:00:42):
If she would just say she's sorry, I would gladly
because we both have children around the same age, and
I mean they play with each other, you know, at
the family night.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
And does the whole family know that you guys are
in this situation.

Speaker 16 (01:00:58):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Yeah, So it's kind of weird for everyone. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:01:02):
But she's right. That's the whole thing is that if
the person that I have a beef with, if he
would say I'm sorry, I realized that I was wrong
and I wasn't nice, then I would get over it.
But he's never going to say that, so then it's
never going to be.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Over well, right, And does she still does your sister
in law firmly still believe that you you cheated on
your husband and that you should have been called out.

Speaker 15 (01:01:22):
You know, I don't really know. I mean she's kind
of let it go, so I mean I guess. I mean,
she's kind of proven herself to the entire family to
be pretty unstable.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
So okay, there you go. You know what's kind of
weird about this. It seems like after five years, the
original beef is now a different beef. It was anger
and it was being very upset five years ago, and
now it's just like I just don't want anything to
do with them.

Speaker 12 (01:01:47):
It's well aged beef.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
It is. It's well aged beef it is. I don't know.
I guess this is a situation where there probably isn't
an end to this. It's always going to.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Be like this, And I also always want to know,
like what is the route? What started all of it?
Why didn't she like you in the first place?

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
What did you do?

Speaker 12 (01:02:03):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yeah, why did she have a problem with you? It's
just like people like that. All right, Well, good luck
with that, Danielle. This is a card we cannot pull
out of the mud. I wish, I wish I could here.
Let me get quashable. Are you're right? Hello? Is this Cambrey? Yeah,
so you had beef with someone for three years, so
you'd never talked to them again, and it was like

(01:02:24):
really ugly. But now you guys are You're cool?

Speaker 13 (01:02:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 34 (01:02:29):
We're like great friends. She's my boss actually, and I
feel like I can talk to her about anything too,
like I have her on my phone as like mom. Honestly,
she she has been life changing for me ever since
I came back to her. And honestly, we had a
falling out a few years ago and we don't really even.

Speaker 16 (01:02:46):
Remember what it was about we we just finally we.

Speaker 34 (01:02:49):
Met back up at a we're horse trainers together, so
we met back up later on, and.

Speaker 16 (01:02:56):
Yeah, she's changed.

Speaker 28 (01:02:56):
My life for the better.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
On look at that, So there is there is I
love in fact that you guys had such a serious,
sloppy fight and you don't even remember why.

Speaker 22 (01:03:05):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, Well there you go.

Speaker 29 (01:03:07):
See.

Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
I think if you don't remember why, then you should
squash it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
But if you have a.

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
Vivid memory about this is why you upset me and
I can't get over it like myself, that it should
be allowed to continue.

Speaker 34 (01:03:18):
I mean we did, we really did, but honestly, later on,
we just realized that there's really no point in holding
a grudge about it.

Speaker 12 (01:03:25):
So yeah, frog, It's like the person I have a
beef with. I found out a lot of other people
don't like him, and they have beef with him too,
So then that makes that verifies that I don't like
him and that other people don't like him. So then
therefore then then I'm right by not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Liking Okay, gotcha, I think nobody else likes him.

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
I know, but gotta be a reason.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, poor guy, I'm always the guy who always befriends
the people everyone else hates.

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
Oh, don't do that, like Nate, for instance.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I love Nate. I love Nate. Nate, I'm the only
one that likes you, I know. All right, Hey, Cabry,
thanks for calling, and so it's okay. It's okay too.
I mean, who who was the first to like, stop
stop the fight between you two?

Speaker 16 (01:04:07):
Honestly?

Speaker 34 (01:04:07):
I walked up to her a horse show and I was.

Speaker 14 (01:04:09):
Like, Hey, how you been?

Speaker 34 (01:04:11):
But she was always really great about whenever we met
out that horse shows, she'd always be like like, hey, hope,
everything's going good. And just for three years, it was
kind of we just weren't talking. It was just a
mutual agreement to not be in touch with each other.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Yeah, but did you actually have the conversation? Hey, why
were we mad at each other? I mean? Or did
you just let it go and move on?

Speaker 33 (01:04:29):
I walked up to her.

Speaker 34 (01:04:30):
I finally texted her one day and I'd apologized and
I was like, I'm so sorry for everything that happened,
and I really wish that I still had you around,
And she was like, you know what, come back and
work for me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I was like, wow, I like that, all right, that's cool.
See happy ending there, All right, Cambri, beef can be
resolved or dissolved. What do you do with beef? And
I love that you had beef, but you work with horses.
There's some weird, creepy creep going on there. Thanks for calling, Cambri.

Speaker 34 (01:04:56):
Yeah, thanks so much.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
No, Yes, I have a beef.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
Actually it's it's one sided, and it's a beef toward me.
But I would like to squash it. With an ex
boyfriend of mine. I wish that we could just be
friends and be cool and like a good place, like, hey, hey,
what's going on. We don't need to have long conversations.
But I'm positive that if I ran into him today,
he would walk the other way or run or scream
McCall nine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Yeah, because he knows he does something wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Maybe that's what it is. But I'd like to squash
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Hello Stormy, Hey, we're going to go through this quickly,
but I had to get you on here because this
happens a lot. When you think you're doing the right
thing to help out someone else who you feel is
being cheated on or whatever, you end up being the
anime always. So you're beefing with your own brother, your
flesh and blood, because you caught his fiance cheating on
him and you confronted her, and now your brother hates you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:41):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Oh no because you got involved. Yep.

Speaker 23 (01:05:45):
Well, she was sitting on his like this other guy's
lep at the movie theater, like in our hometown.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
So who said some people's laps at a movie theater?
What's up with that?

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Weirdos?

Speaker 23 (01:05:55):
I know, I'm like trashy much, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
So so you confronted her and then she went to
your brother and then he said screw you, and then
he went further. He ended up calling the police on you.

Speaker 23 (01:06:06):
Yeah, because he said I was harassing her and like,
I said one thing to her at the theater and
then I texted him and I stamped my ass down
because I didn't want to start a fight.

Speaker 13 (01:06:16):
At the movie.

Speaker 23 (01:06:16):
They already paid for my ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
What movie? Was it?

Speaker 23 (01:06:21):
A zombie land?

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
No, wonder you're fighting? All right? Well, thank you, Stormy.
Are you ever going to be friends with your brother again?
Or did he marry her?

Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (01:06:32):
Not yet, but I really hope he doesn't because this
isn't the first time we've caught her cheating on him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
So wow, all right, Well, sometimes your brother has to
learn his own lesson. You got to stay out. You
know what I found every time I've tried to try
to help, so when I see being wronged, I end
up being yelled at. Yes I'm the enemy. So you
got sometimes you got to let people learn their lesson.
Stormy a best of luck and go see better movies.
And thanks for listening to us. Yep, all right, take

(01:06:59):
it easy. So okay, look back to your childhood. Okay,
m hm, did your family do something that you thought
was totally normal. It wasn't even a thing until later
in life you realized it was just kind of messed up.
It was just a little different than other families. Oh,
mom was kind of simple. If you got sick, my

(01:07:19):
mom would take a big old like pasta pot out
of the kitchen and put it next to your bed.
So you need a vomit, you just throw up right
there and the thing next.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Year, a vomit pot in the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Yeah, we never I never watched her cook with it,
but it was always like in the kitchen with the
other pots, you know what I'm saying. And I know
she cleaned it out. It was clean, you know, dishwasher
friendly whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
But see, ours was the vomit basket. It was like
a garbage can with a little liner on it, and
it was at the side of the bed in case.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
See but my friends found out about the vomit pot
and they're like, dude, go to the bathroom. I mean,
can't you make it to the bathroom? I mean, I mean, so,
was there anything your family did that was like, yeah,
you thought was normal until of late you're like, what, Gandhi.

Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
My mom used to have this. It was like a
red clay slab and if I wasn't feeling well, she
would put some water on it and then mix it
around so she got a little bit on her fingers,
and then she would put it on my forehead like
baby Simba and cast some type of spell. And I
thought it was actual medicine. But she would say these
words and then put it on my forehead and I
would always feel better later, And I thought everybody did that.

(01:08:25):
And I remember going to my friend's house one day
and being like, you don't have the clay slab. They said,
what the hell are you talking about? And I was like, Oh,
my mom's practicing witchcraft?

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Is she grez right? Have you heard about the poop knife? Oh, yes,
I know about that. Yeah, okay, Nate, tell them that
your family did this, right, No, it wasn't my family. No,
it wasn't my family.

Speaker 27 (01:08:47):
But this is a very famous post on Reddit where
this this family had a poop knife, and apparently they
the whole family, mother, brother, whatever, they would all have
very large bowel movements, so they had a knife they.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Used to cut up so it would go down easier.

Speaker 17 (01:09:01):
Right, So.

Speaker 27 (01:09:03):
This person grew up thinking this was totally normal. So
they're in college and he's in the bathroom and he
has another large bowel movement, and so he screams out
to his roommate, Hey, Ring the poop knife, and they're
all like, what did you just say?

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Like, yeah, the poop knife. Where's your poop knife?

Speaker 27 (01:09:20):
I need to And he was shocked to find out
that nobody else.

Speaker 12 (01:09:24):
Had a poop knife.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Wow, he thought all families a families had a poop knife. Yeah,
frogging god.

Speaker 12 (01:09:33):
I thought every family had like a bottle in the
car that you pee in, because I went on it.
I went on a road trip with my friend Greg
Broughton and his family and we're on the road and
I'm like, I need a bottle and they're like the bottle.
I'm like, I gotta go, I need to go, and
they're like the bottle. I'm like, yeah, you know, you
guys don't keep a bottle in your car and they're

(01:09:54):
like no.

Speaker 19 (01:09:55):
So I realized that that was just the thing my
dad did.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
So there you go, because your dad just not want
to stop anywhere. So my question is this, have you
have you confronted your parents on any of these issues?
You know, like, you know, you brought me up thinking
we should have a bottle in the car to pee
it and I expected my friends to have it. Now
they think I'm out of my mind. Yeah, I got
me picked up.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
One of the habits that I thought was normal and
is not, and that is whenever they go to a
restaurant and they're like extra condiment packets sitting out. If
it's ketchup or hot sauce, they'll just take extra and
then they have bags of it in their fridge in
their fridge. So I have the same thing. People come
over and they're like, really, what's with all the sauce hoarding?
But it's great.

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
No, if you if you need sauce, and you know
there is a ketchup shortage I'm hearing exactly, I don't know,
So it's so I'm kind of wondering Texas. Now I
want to I'm going to hear the weirdest things, things
that your family did when you were younger, and you
thought it was normal, and then you found out later
in life it was far from normal. It was abnormal.

Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
Nate run another really weird one where somebody if all
the food was too hot, the whole family would blow
into that person's mouth to cool.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
So what what?

Speaker 27 (01:11:05):
Apparently from this article, apparently if the food was too out,
like you have pizza and it burns the roof of
your mouth, the whole rest of the family would blow
in that person's mouth to cool it down.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
How strange is that?

Speaker 12 (01:11:19):
I love this text.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
We always had a fresh intimate's cake from whenever company
came over, and nobody was allowed to touch it unless
they were company. Wasn't that amount of Skalco? Yeah, this
family did the same thing. Another text, We used a
wire hangar instead of a poop knife for my brother.
Another text, my mom used to soak our socks and

(01:11:40):
vinegar whenever I was sick and had a fever because
she claimed it took the fever off. So this person
grew up thinking that everyone did this. Oh well, you know,
get the vinegar out, put it on your socks. It's crazy, hey,
Scotty Be. What from a wacky, weird world of Scotty Bee?
God knows where this is going to see.

Speaker 32 (01:11:58):
I thought it was normal to load your trunk up
with gas cans and drive across state lines to get
gas in another state because it was cheaper.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
It is somewhat dangerous, is it not.

Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I just figured that was a thing. Is that where
you got your cheapness from your dad? I must have. Yes,
So he would drive from New York state to New
Jersey to get cheaper gas, Yes.

Speaker 32 (01:12:19):
He absolutely would, and and the toll was cheaper then,
so it's still you know, was in his favor when
he came back.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Oh my gosh, yeah, it's cheaper talking.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
There was like fifty sixty cents cheaper a gallon back
in the day. Why not? But is it worth it
your entire family blowing up in the car.

Speaker 32 (01:12:33):
That's so stupid, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Well, you remember Carolina used to work with us, She said,
her family, they would go to the drive in theater
and she would they had a large family. They would
put some of their kids in the trunk and close
the trunk and they would drive them to the They
would drive them through and they wouldn't have to pay
for them, the kids in the trunk of their car.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
I think people did that in the trunk of your
car because you get them for you don't have to
pay for those kids.

Speaker 12 (01:13:01):
That's normal.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
That's once you get inside, you open the trunk and
they come in and watch the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Can you imagine who Scotty Bees family did that. You'd
be in the trunk of your car with full gas cans.
What Nate?

Speaker 27 (01:13:14):
Okay, so growing up, we didn't really have kleenex, right,
We would have handkerchiefs like it was an old school thing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
But then my dad would go.

Speaker 27 (01:13:22):
Into the dirty laundry and pull out old underwear and
blow us. So I remember when I was older, I
would blow my nose and like used underwear because I'm like, well,
they're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Get washed anyways. Oh my god, I just remembered that.

Speaker 27 (01:13:38):
I just remembered that if dirty now, they're just gonna
get dirtier.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Might as well.

Speaker 6 (01:13:43):
That's how mersa is born good chop Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Hey, Oh my god, I thought that was normal. This
person says, I grew up thinking Santa Claus loves to
drink Scotch when he visits the house. When my friend,
when my friends said they left milk, I said, no,
our Santa like Scott. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
We have a babysitter who is from Pakistan, and she
has all these things that she would do for my
kids when they were sick, that she would do for
her daughter, you know, eating raw eggs and all these things.
So my kids just thought it was something normal because
she would do it for them all the time, and
she was like They would say, Mom, how come you
don't do it. I'm like, I never heard of this before,

(01:14:28):
but she's your mom and dad didn't do it right exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Another text says we weren't allowed to shower in a
thunderstorm because we might get electrocuted.

Speaker 16 (01:14:37):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:14:37):
I used to hear that all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
So they grew up thinking that was that. Yeah, it's scary.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
My great grandmother used to put vasoline on everything and
when you were sick, so she used to put it
on Q tips and shove it up my nose. If
I was having a runny nose, or if I or
she had vix vapo rub everywhere all over your body.
It was all about the vix and the vasiline.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
And I understand why, but apparently are you having So
this is a pair of a lot of people grew
up thinking something was the norm and it actually turned
out to be the abnorm.

Speaker 12 (01:15:06):
Anybody else get told after you eat you had to
let your food settle. You couldn't go swimming because you
were y.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Yeah, yes, yeah, you'll get cramped. There are people who
still believe that today.

Speaker 13 (01:15:14):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
My parents would make us take shots of tumeric, which
a lot of people have started to do now, But
when I was younger, it was not so popular. That
was the cure for everything.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Yep, that's weird.

Speaker 17 (01:15:27):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah, this is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Ali Gold. We love Ali Gold. She's doing digital for
us and she's our friend. We had a great lunch
with her yesterday as well, talking about the dating scene.
And there's a guy out there that she's hug just
sort of interested in whatever the thing is. Well, let's
get this call on and we can we can get
into that alley. You okay with that? Okay? So Natalie, Hi, Natalie, Hi,

(01:16:02):
how are you doing very well? So you're a gynecologist,
I am Was there something early in your life that
made you think I want to be a gynecologist later
in life or is it something that happened in medical school?
How did you fall into that that expertise?

Speaker 13 (01:16:18):
So, I actually never had any events in my life
that made me want to be one. But in medical
school it was just a mixture of a little bit
of office work, a little bit of surgery, and only
having to deal with women, which you can relate with,
I can relate with. That made me want to be one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Good okay, And you're and you're totally totally satisfied with
your with your decision.

Speaker 22 (01:16:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Have you ever had a who who come into the
office where you were like, ah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Am not going, Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (01:16:46):
Well, during training we worked in very poor hospital, so
there's been a few who has that are interesting. But
we'll go there anyway, you and you should, and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Thank god, there are people that will go there. You know,
it's a thing. It's a funy important thing. Women's health
is a very import an issue. Now, with that said, Natalie,
let me introduce you to Ali Gold, who works on
our show. Ali.

Speaker 21 (01:17:05):
Hi, Hi, Natalie Hi, Alie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Okay, So do you want to tell her the story? Yeah,
it's very interesting, and tell us what your take as
a gynecologist is on the story.

Speaker 35 (01:17:14):
Go, So, I recently matched on HINT with a guy
whose mom is my gynecologist, and I'm just wondering if
it's weird to go out with someone whose mom has
seen your hu ha.

Speaker 27 (01:17:29):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
It's it's a weird dynamic. But you know, I'm assuming
coming from your point of view, Natalie, it's a clinical thing.
It really, it's not an emotional thing. But do you
see Yeah, what do you think about that?

Speaker 13 (01:17:40):
So we see so many today that they all just
kind of blur together.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
I'm not memorable.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
Seriously, you don't think she's going to go to the
to her son. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
There's more to it. There's more to it. You also
talk to your gynecologist about very personal things. Yes, your
sex life.

Speaker 35 (01:18:01):
Yes, she knows about my sex life. She's touched my boobs.
It's I don't know, it's a very personal relationship.

Speaker 17 (01:18:07):
You know how many.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
Partners you've had in the last year, she might share
that in file.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
So, Natalie, the question is this, if you, let's say
you had a son who uh matched with one of
your patients that you had a personal professional relationship with,
I mean, would you find that a little strange as
the gynecologist's mother.

Speaker 13 (01:18:28):
It would be a little bit, but I would make
her love make a decision. If she wants to stay
with me, I would allow it. But if she felt uncomfortable,
she could definitely transfer to one of my partners.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Right. See, here's the thing about Ali is Ali you've
talked to your gynecologists about all of your partners. So yeah,
that means your potential boyfriend's mother would know about your
total sex history.

Speaker 35 (01:18:45):
Yeah, completely.

Speaker 13 (01:18:47):
She probably won't remember it, to be honest with you,
And if you want to not go to her and
then you meet her, she probably thank you, familiar recognize
you a little bit, but she won't go into your
chart and look at your stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
What if your patient had like a strange rash or
something abnormal, would you tell your son?

Speaker 13 (01:19:06):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
What what.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
Away from that?

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Well that's why you're not right, you know, that's that's
that's a tough one for me too. All Right, Look, Natalie,
thank you for your time, and I appreciate you.

Speaker 12 (01:19:21):
Listening to us.

Speaker 13 (01:19:22):
Okay, good luck with BALI thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
What are you thinking, Ali?

Speaker 12 (01:19:28):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 35 (01:19:29):
I mean I would definitely stop seeing her if I
went on a date with her son.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
But it's one day more a relationship. Relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Yeah, okay, you thought you've thought it through.

Speaker 35 (01:19:39):
I thought it through.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Yeah, okay. To me, it wouldn't be the fact that
she's physically been touched you or whatever examined you. Yeah,
the fact that she knows you're your dating history, your
sexual history. Yeah, and then you know, no.

Speaker 35 (01:19:51):
Last time I was in her office, I was like,
crying over a boy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 17 (01:19:56):
So I don't think I think it'd be pretty weird.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Wait, would cry over a boy to your gynecologist?

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
Yeah, I think that happens more than you would think.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Yeah, can we talk about that, because this is a
whole new thing for me.

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
I mean, mine asked me all about my breakup when
I broke up with my AX. She was like, Oh,
what's going on, how are you feeling? How many new
sexual partners have you had? I was like, no, no, no,
But I did have a conversation about the breakup because
you wanted to know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
I get this. It's important for all of your your
physicians to know about your personal life because your emotional
state controls your physical state, does it not?

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
Yeah, yeah, it really does.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Okay, I get that. I get it. Now learn a lot.
Have we learned a lot today?

Speaker 12 (01:20:33):
As guys, we've learned a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Do they ever say, oh, there hasn't been much action
down here late.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Webs or something?

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
They know?

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Do they know if it's seen a lot of action
or if it hasn't.

Speaker 17 (01:20:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:20:50):
I'm not a guy.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
I don't know because I can make a guess on that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
But I mean, have you had a baby? I would
think you things look a little different, But I like,
it's just regular activity.

Speaker 17 (01:21:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
This is stuff we have no answer.

Speaker 29 (01:21:03):
I know I.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Date this guy or called his mom and asked.

Speaker 12 (01:21:07):
Her partner, all right, we're moving.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Along the book. This show, I swear to god, this show.

Speaker 12 (01:21:19):
Don't we get where we get?

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
What's that? What's that?

Speaker 17 (01:21:23):
Frog?

Speaker 12 (01:21:23):
How do we get where we get? We start on
one place and we end upwhere we meander?

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
We meander? Anyway? Can you tell my looking at it
to see how much action it's happened.

Speaker 17 (01:21:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
They go in there with those things that look like
you know, the things the partsculum look like pizza rio,
like servers like for the pizza. You've never known that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
So anytime you have the thing that delivers the pan,
they stick it in their back pocket.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
That's what it looks like. No, and you wonder if
because they're they're examining inside, can they tell.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
I don't know this this texture says my friends. GUYO
tried setting her up with his son bring her exam.
Oh no, I like what I see? Are you single?

Speaker 17 (01:22:05):
Is not?

Speaker 6 (01:22:06):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Maybe she saw it didn't have a lot of action,
so she felt she was a good kid.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
I just don't know. I don't know if. Okay, Well,
let's move on. We're gonna get answers. We're not gonna dwell,
YESDI just.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
One last thing to ask.

Speaker 12 (01:22:17):
That's my first one.

Speaker 6 (01:22:18):
My first lady doctor got arrested for attacking a police
car with a baseball beat. Saw it on the news.
I was like, oh, okay, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
That doesn't that doesn't affect her ability to examine.

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
There were other things examine.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
All right, so you moved on to another anyone? Well,
that one was serving time. Yes, Hey, so what's wrong
with your car right now? I mean don't we all
agree that we always have like one little thing wrong
with our car?

Speaker 17 (01:22:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Okay, So is it a rattling sound? Nope, you're ignoring.
Is it breaks that squeak or grind? So I have
that change light? That's oh the check engine light?

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
Yes, that's on right now?

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
No is it? Because I know in newer cars it
could be an light, but if it turns red, then
they say pull over immediately. Like, yeah, I've driven miles
and miles and miles with a red light, a cracked windshield?

Speaker 17 (01:23:11):
Anyone?

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
Oh I had a car that so far has had
all of the above.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
Yeah, it was so bad. It used to start like
one out of every three times on the first try.
So when I would do appearance as and events for work,
I would park way down the street because when I
would be leaving and my car wouldn't start, listeners would
heckle me.

Speaker 10 (01:23:28):
You do.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
I have a reputation for having the jankity jankeitiest of cars.

Speaker 6 (01:23:32):
Everyone called it the skittle. It was this like Mik
green color, and they're like, why are you driving it?
There's just some stuff I care about and stuff I
don't care about.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Yeah, okay, so how about a leak.

Speaker 12 (01:23:40):
There's a leak.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
I don't know where it's coming from.

Speaker 12 (01:23:42):
I have a leak in one of my tires, and
I know there's a nail, but I don't have time
to go get that fixed. I just keep putting air
in the tire. Always put a little more in there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
It's okay, it's just you know, getting your car serviced
and fix. It's just it really is just quite the
detour that none of us want to take.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Yes, sometimes it takes forever.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Yeah, so right now, I've got to grind finding squeaky breaks.
I come to a stop and a stop by it,
he goes.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
You may want to get that checked.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Now do you ever call Do you ever call the
service department at an auto dealership and tell them like
you give them the sound your apartment? Oh yeah, hi,
that's unemployment durand oh yeah, you know, and it's making
this weird noise when I come to a stop. It goes, Oh, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Sorry, I know exactly what that is.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
It's just you, hope, and this is Unfortunately what we
do with our bodies as well. If you have an
acre pain, you just hope it goes away.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
Send my kids doctor's pictures of skin things all the time. Hey,
this just showed up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
You really need to bring them in?

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
So I want to. I want you to call me
with the sound your car is making or suv.

Speaker 20 (01:24:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Sure, Unfortunately you can't text it, and it's something we're
gonna have to.

Speaker 12 (01:24:58):
Hear from you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
And maybe, just maybe we have some mechanics for people
who are in the know listening to our show, who
can go oh yuh, like, I wonder why my car is.

Speaker 6 (01:25:12):
Why sounds like it's speaking whale?

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Yeah, I know, what's that? Straighten?

Speaker 27 (01:25:16):
My car was making that same noise one time, so
I went and talked to a mechanic. He said, well,
I'm not supposed to tell you to do this, but
the way to correct that is to go and reverse
as fast as possible and slam on the brakes.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
No he did because.

Speaker 12 (01:25:31):
The rotor.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
I'm not even kidding, like that's what I said to do.

Speaker 27 (01:25:35):
No, so maybe he was just goofing on me, but
it resurfaces the rotor.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
No, he wanted us if you were as stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
We're gonna do it? I was that dumb, like in
this same parking lot. So gandhi, did you ever get
a new car? You don't even have a driver's license.

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
That's irrelevant at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Live in the city.

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
You drive, you don't drive right, But it would be
nice to have a form of ID. I can passport
around like what could possibly go?

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Hey, Ashley, how you doing good?

Speaker 12 (01:26:05):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Go ahead? What what sound is your car currently making?

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
So whenever I make turns or slow down, it kind
of makes this.

Speaker 13 (01:26:16):
Noise.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Now do you think is it? Is it a tire
on the pavement thing or is it something like internal?
Where do you think it's coming from?

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
I'm pretty sure it's internal because I have like four
dif threat lights on right now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
I didn't know cars.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Four lights, the.

Speaker 8 (01:26:37):
Tire pressure the track to control of the A, B
S and then airbag light.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
You need to check.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Please, no, no, no, we can help her here. Time
is money. Time is money, all right, So it's making
an noise and all your lights are all right? Good luck?
Go reverse and then slam the brakes on. So I
got Brady describing the sound as cars making This is
the silliest branding. So your car is making a sound,

(01:27:07):
and now when does it make this sound? What are
you doing when the sound happens.

Speaker 24 (01:27:14):
It's it's only provoked if I'm if I'm rewarding my
car with fuel with fum filling it up when I'm trying. Uh,
I use the middle one because I'm cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Okay, a lot of people. You're not alone, all right,
so wait, wait you use the middle one.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
I use a cheap, cheapy one.

Speaker 24 (01:27:31):
Yeah, well, I try to use the middle one because
like I feel like it's it's.

Speaker 25 (01:27:37):
A Camaro, it's not a VAT or anything, but like I.

Speaker 24 (01:27:40):
Don't want to be like super embarrassed. And I work
on you know, in the military. And like when I
saw my friends that I used like the cheap, cheap
one in my Camaro, that they get like more offended
than the fact that it's of the six.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
It's weird because some people get really, really really mad
if you use the cheap one.

Speaker 6 (01:27:55):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Don't you like your car?

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Is it really?

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
I say that the other ones are better to.

Speaker 12 (01:28:02):
Got more octane.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
I don't need you feel shaming me.

Speaker 12 (01:28:07):
Okay, are you get gas?

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
So anyway, so it makes this noise when you're gassing up.
I don't get it.

Speaker 24 (01:28:15):
Only only when I'm done gassing up. When I when
I get back in the car, and obviously everybody's around,
uh and it just goes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
And then it won't start, the cookie monster being sad,
and then it won't start.

Speaker 24 (01:28:34):
So then I got to sit there like on basis.
There's a line of cars behind me because it's like
the cheapest place to get gases on base and uh so,
like I'm sitting there like really embarrassed, like trying to
get my car to start, and I'm like, it looks
really nice on the outside, but the inside the mat I.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
It's the sound of you wasting money on that gas.

Speaker 24 (01:28:56):
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
When me throwing my money, it sounds like it does
sound like astro Jackson Jackson sounds like Nate's stomach last
night crop dusting. All right, Well, thank you, Brady, good luck,
good luck, and thank you for serving your country. We
do appreciate that part.

Speaker 24 (01:29:19):
Thanks for your support. Hey, can I do a plug
shameless plug?

Speaker 9 (01:29:23):
Yes, yes, go ahead, Please follow my podcast. It's all
about being an adult at Disney at Never Growing Up,
a Disney Parks podcast for adults.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Wow, love that Never Growing Up at Disney Parks podcast
for adults.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Remember that perfect?

Speaker 24 (01:29:40):
Thank you, Brady, it's all about drinking at the park.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
You have a great warning, you too. I'm with it.
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
What scary people are diagnosing Brady's problems? That person says,
check the.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Muffler bearing, check the muffler bearing, Baron, I don't know, Solicidy.
It could be his flywheel.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
What's the flywheel?

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
I need to people make this flywheel of class?

Speaker 17 (01:30:02):
I take you know?

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
With the bike.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
They're saying that his car is a hot starter?

Speaker 12 (01:30:08):
Could be vapor lock.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
I don't know. Va it's the same as the flux capacitor.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
That I know. People are just making things.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
I bring my car in and they could tell me
all these things and they could be totally made up,
and I would believe them. I have no idea, not
anything like this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
What's that scary? It's a leak in the vapor lock?

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
Oh frog, you're just is that a real thing? Vapor lock?

Speaker 12 (01:30:30):
I know there is vapor lock. I mean cars don't
usually have that any longer.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
What does that do? What is that? What does it mean?

Speaker 12 (01:30:36):
It's something? It's something to do where the fuel goes
in and you get vapor in the fuel line.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
God, I don't know anything. I know nothing about cars.
It's a fuel pump problem.

Speaker 12 (01:30:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:50):
We're so irresponsible with what we're doing, but I know
what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Is there such a thing as bad gas for your car?
I mean they put water in it?

Speaker 30 (01:30:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:30:59):
What I heard this?

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
Water down gas?

Speaker 6 (01:31:02):
They?

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
Yes, I believe that.

Speaker 12 (01:31:05):
What causes you to wreck your car in the parking lot, Danielle, if.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
You were not in Florida right now, my foot be
up your ass.

Speaker 12 (01:31:12):
I think that, Uh now you think that might cause
me to wreck my car?

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
I think if there's any water in your gas, your
car screwed?

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
I mean it's can they say that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
Those cheap gas stations plus water down your gas?

Speaker 12 (01:31:23):
And what about people who put sugar in your gas?
Thanks so that your car mess.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Don't do that.

Speaker 17 (01:31:29):
The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Oh, Joe Kanna's in the studio and he said, scary broks.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Gary Brody, you guys should put together reary. You don't
want to be scroady. No, no, no.

Speaker 17 (01:31:44):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeart Radio apps,
Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis Tera
ran in the Morning show. Elvis d ran in the
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Wow. So here I am where ring my my nightgown,
curled up on the couch last night.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
I need a glorious for you though.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
I need a life. I want to, you know, so
I see other people living these fast paced, wonderful lives.
Like Froggy went to outback last night. I'm like, whoa,
that sounds like a lot of fun. A blue onion?
They still have blue mon onions?

Speaker 12 (01:32:22):
They didn't. It smelled so good. We did not get one,
but the table next to us did. Are two tables away,
the closest table to us. Oh, it smelled so good,
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Love that we almost got handcuffed and showing a jail
because he witnessed a crime and didn't turn it in.
What did you see?

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
Frog?

Speaker 12 (01:32:37):
So you know, I used to take the knives and
sometimes other silverware from restaurants, and so last night we're
at the outback and I noticed this couple asked for
two extra There was only two of them, and they
asked for two extra silverware.

Speaker 19 (01:32:52):
I'm like, that's a little weird.

Speaker 12 (01:32:53):
There's only two of them. There was some on the table.

Speaker 19 (01:32:55):
I saw them wrap them in a napkin and put
them in her purse.

Speaker 12 (01:32:59):
And walk out the door.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
They'll keep in mind Froggy used to do that all
the time. He was famous for stealing out back steakhouse knives,
so he been watching it happen. Did you get a
little itchy? Did you your palm sweat a little bit?

Speaker 12 (01:33:11):
I did? I had like that.

Speaker 19 (01:33:12):
Aha, I caught somebody doing something wrong.

Speaker 12 (01:33:14):
I'm like, wait a second, I used to do that,
and no one wants someone to tell on me, so
I'm not going to say anything.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Then the.

Speaker 12 (01:33:20):
Person who was cleaning up the table, the busser came
over and bused the table and nothing. The nothing happened,
The server did nothing. There was gone too. There's silverwhere
and left.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Didn't they tell us that they expect people to take
the steak knives, so they just don't.

Speaker 12 (01:33:35):
I feel like we did have a manager that called
in and said that they do like plan on so
many being gone, so they do know that happens. They
kind of planned for that in their budgeting. But I
witnessed it. Yeah, come clear.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
How many outback steakhouse steak knives have you stolen in
your lifetime.

Speaker 19 (01:33:50):
Oh god, probably in the dozens.

Speaker 6 (01:33:54):
Oh my god, wow are they just in your silverware drawer?
Like if I came over and opened it, I'd be like, well, Froggy.

Speaker 12 (01:34:00):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure I
could go grab him if you would like to see.
He's gonna go get up.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
But keep in mind that if you're an addict, right listen,
you're you're you're addicted to smoking and you're trying to
stop smoking, and then someone in front of your lights
up a cigarette and you get all your palms get clammy.
That's how Foggy was last night watching someone else stealing
the outback steak at Knives.

Speaker 12 (01:34:26):
Dream.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
No one can see it, but if you can out
back steakcause state knives.

Speaker 12 (01:34:33):
How many are here this this is from outback here?

Speaker 10 (01:34:36):
One?

Speaker 12 (01:34:36):
Okay, two yeah, three, four? Those are outback Knights, said four.

Speaker 19 (01:34:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:34:44):
Then we went to this other place and they had
really nice knives, so I took theirs too.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Those are those expensive French ones.

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
Goodness.

Speaker 12 (01:34:53):
Then I went to this other place and they had
really nice they would like bring your stuff that. I
took this knife from there too. You with the table, Yeah,
that was good. I mean, if you ever need knives,
I have plenty. Don't buy a knife. Go to a
restaurant you like the knife.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
Just you know.

Speaker 12 (01:35:17):
Who is Mark Forga is our favorite chef in New
York City. Oh yeah, these are from American Cut. I
think I took those two.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
God, you took from a friend his steakhouse.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
Yeah, he's a friend.

Speaker 12 (01:35:30):
Yeah, well tell him thank you when you talk to him, Tom,
thank you appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
From Mark Forge American Cut Steakhouse.

Speaker 12 (01:35:36):
I have hold on, I don't have this one.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
I didn't believe he did that. We had our holiday
party there. Oh, believe me. We spent a lot of money.
He could get over.

Speaker 12 (01:35:44):
He's in a Santa Claus hat and walked out with them.

Speaker 6 (01:35:48):
Oh my god, and you took them on the airplane.

Speaker 12 (01:35:50):
Yeah, I just wrapped in my luggage.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
You're saying, if you go to Olive Garden, you got
to get the cheese grater. Take the cheese.

Speaker 12 (01:35:55):
I want one of those, the one you little turn
to turn it and it just falls out. I want
one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Person was texting and said it was the best day
ever when they got the cheese grater Olive Garden and
so and so and down here was serving Margarita's and uh,
they said, Hey, if we give you twenty bucks extra tip,
can we take the margherita glasses? Absolutely? Okay, Wow, Danielle,
let's go to Krispy Kreme and steal the conveyor belt.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Oh, that would be a good one to have.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
Can you imagine one of the drips of the icing
as they come off?

Speaker 17 (01:36:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
Sign A couple of my friends stole the stools at
McDonald's when we were younger, Like they just picked it
up and walked right up.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
For the longest time, a buddy of mine had a
Ronald McDonald's bench in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
You know, the bench they put on the walls.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
The burglar was on there.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Ronald McDonald's arm around you, and you just you take
a picture.

Speaker 12 (01:36:43):
He thinks, I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
I love how we're giving Froggy hell for stealing knives
and he's taking furniture.

Speaker 12 (01:36:49):
That's got to be worse.

Speaker 6 (01:36:51):
Definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Oh my god. Ashley Online twenty three, Uh, hello, Ashley,
what's going on?

Speaker 16 (01:36:58):
I'm good?

Speaker 28 (01:37:00):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
We're doing well? Okay? You stole what from where I.

Speaker 22 (01:37:05):
Take the seasoning faults?

Speaker 16 (01:37:06):
From Red Robin. O, your Red.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Robin has that seasoning salt.

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
Those are good though, don't they understand that they sell them?

Speaker 22 (01:37:14):
Yeah, but I can't find them selling them anywhere, so
I just take to taking them.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
To take them, all right, Red Robin, Yes, excellent. Well
you know what it's some manager of a Red Robin's
listening going dang it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
I just found it for you on Amazon for five
dollars and ninety three cents.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Why pay and just take She has it now, she'll need.

Speaker 13 (01:37:37):
It exactly, and I keep at least two is in
my house.

Speaker 16 (01:37:40):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
People are saying Fridays has the best margarita glasses. Take
them and the salad tongs from Olive Garden.

Speaker 12 (01:37:50):
Yum.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
All right, Ashley, thank you very much, you and your
your Red Robin seasoning salt have a beautiful day. Okay,
thank you too. Yeah. What about you, Gandhi? I know
you steal stuff from restaurants, Oh for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:38:04):
I am notorious for walking out with ramikins because sauce. Hello,
and then yeah, I love my sauce and I don't
even have those little things at home, So then I
bring them home and I have a nice collection of Ramikins.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
There you go, because you're a saucer. You love them.

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
Now, aren't you guys surprised? I don't steal anything from restaurants.

Speaker 12 (01:38:21):
Yes, are you steal from grocery stores? No?

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
That was one time you stole my boyfriend and married him.

Speaker 6 (01:38:26):
Oh there is that permanent here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Look, if I owned a restaurant, all right, hear me.
On if I owned a restaurant and you came in
eight times to like complete an entire silverware set, yeah,
I got you in my restaurant eight times. I think
it's worth it to me. I'm the one that made
I'm the one that made a profit totally. But if
you come in and take the entire set in one trip, No,

(01:38:51):
that's that's too fast, because you know when they come
to bus a table. I mean I've never bust tables before.
I don't know if any of you have. I mean,
do they tell you make accounts of silverware when you're
picking up You don't pick it up and throw it
in the box. No one is counting that, are they?

Speaker 6 (01:39:07):
Quickness and efficiency and getting that table clean? They don't care.

Speaker 12 (01:39:10):
When my father used to own a restaurant, he would
people would drop silver on the floor and say, oh,
I dropped this on the floor. Can you bring me
another one? Yeah, so that's how they get another one
to the table. They don't want to steal it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Well, so question, uh, can't you just go to Amazon
and buy these things? I mean, you can get silverware
for inexpensive prices? Is it the challenge? Is it the
sport of lifting it from a restaurant and you feel
like you feel like you really got your money's worth
with that feat in your person?

Speaker 12 (01:39:40):
Grandma steals the Hibachi soup spoons. You know the hibachi,
the little white spoons that all stacked together. The Grandma
steals those by the by the dozen.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Danielle Oh, hold on on Amazon. I found it the
outback steak knives. You can actually buy what they use.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
They got smart. Now they're making money off people, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
But no, I wanted to know what the biggest thing
you ever stole was, because when I was younger, my
girlfriends and I actually stole a cardboard cutout from the
movie theater. You know how they have like the it's like,
you know, promoting the next movie and.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
When you're walking in the lobby.

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
Yeah, so we went out the back door shoved this
huge thing under both of our armpits and ran out
the back of the mood, got it in the car,
shoved it in the car and got home with.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
It, and then what what do you do with it?

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
But I kept it for a couple of years and
then eventually I tossed it. It's like it was just
the satisfaction knowing that I got it, got it in
the car.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
Actually, you asked yourself, why did I get that?

Speaker 17 (01:40:36):
For me?

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
The only thing I've really stolen from bars and restaurants
are nice class is nice glassware. Like if they have
great martini glasses or great wine glasses. The thing is
you could still buy them, and they buy them in
balk They don't pay a lot of money for those things.
I don't think, but I'm sure after all that adds up.

Speaker 12 (01:40:54):
Yeah, Froggy, all this Texter is listening to us. On
Q ninety three. She says that she stole the wine
glass from Maziano's because they had a big M on
the side. Her friend Medina's birthday was coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
This by I.

Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
Love I love Maggianos.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
They got great glasses for friends that have named letter M.
What's up, Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (01:41:16):
So I was in Denver years ago with a bunch
of my friends and they had in the place where
we were these books where you could just write down
any random thought in the book. And I was looking
through all the books. That was really really cool, and
they had like ten I may have taken one of
the books, and I've been feeling bad about it ever since.
I feel like I should send it back. But those
random thoughts from random people, It's the most fascinating thing

(01:41:36):
I have in my home. I think.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
There you go, I don't know. Uh. One twenty three
Steve calling from South Florida listening to One.

Speaker 25 (01:41:45):
Hey you doing, Steve, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
So you know a guy, a guy.

Speaker 13 (01:41:50):
You know a guy?

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
Yeah, you know a.

Speaker 25 (01:41:52):
Guy A friend of mine in high school, maybe U
nineteen ninety eight. So they actually took the Ronald McDonald's
statue from a play.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
Area, Oh my god.

Speaker 25 (01:42:06):
And not only did they take the statue, but then
as a high school prank, they decided with their friends
they were going to hoist it onto the gym roof
and then.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
Put it on the roof of the high school.

Speaker 25 (01:42:18):
Oh my god, and tied balloons in his arm so
everybody can see it rudely.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Oh my gosh, it was just both.

Speaker 25 (01:42:30):
You know, it was bolted into the ground and just
unbolted it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Can't do that, must take some effort to lift, like
Ronald McDonald's.

Speaker 25 (01:42:41):
But it was one of the best high school franks ever.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
You know what. And it was the balloons that made it,
I'm sure, Steve, thanks for telling our audience members to
go steal from McDonald's. Appreciate thanks for listening to us.
By the way, you know what, you know, we don't
want anyone to go steal. We're not promoting no, no, no, no,
not at all. Hello Kayla line six, Kayla.

Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
Uh that I got through.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
What did you steal? Kayla? What did you take?

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
So it was actually my cousin. There was a restaurant
down the street from me had like a Luke Bryan
cardboard cutout vaulted to the side, and she went and
unbolted it from the side of the bar, took it
home and slept with it for the next months.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
With a Luke Bryan cut out. Okay, that's just kind
of creepy. Wow wow, Thank god it wasn't our our guy,
Scottie b He would have taken Luke Brian and poked
a hole in him. Always cardboard, Kayla, thank you for listening.
Do not steal. It's not good stealing, very good. All right,

(01:43:44):
make it easy. I'm sorry. Was that funny?

Speaker 17 (01:43:47):
Elvister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:43:59):
Elvis and.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
Yeah, I saw a weird debate with my assistant Andrew. Andrew,
come here for a second. This was the strangest thing
I've ever seen. There is no debate. There is no debate.
I can't believe you said, go ahead, tell everyone what
you what you posted.

Speaker 36 (01:44:15):
So I tweeted a just a question I had. Do
you get in do you turn on the water before
you get in the shower, or once you're in the
shower do you turn on the water.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
But let me ask you a question. If you get
in the shower, then turn on the water, don't you
isn't it cold?

Speaker 36 (01:44:32):
So this is what I was thinking, And I got
so many comments from people being like, oh my god,
you're a murderer if you do it, like once you're
in the shower and turn the water on. But people
do it. They turn the faucet to the side and
let it get warm there, or they just stand in
the shower let it like a bath and then feel
the water and then turn it to a shower, Like,
what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:44:51):
No, there's something weird about that. I don't trust those people.

Speaker 12 (01:44:54):
Yeah, right, that's what I thought too.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
But why does something so minuscule turn into such a
debate I couldn't tell you. Okay, So question Danielle. Do
you turn on the shower, wait till it's warm, then get.

Speaker 4 (01:45:03):
In Yes, yeah, make sure out of doubt.

Speaker 6 (01:45:06):
I'll stick my hand in there and make sure because
I'm not trying to burn my body parts naked.

Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
And there's other stuff you can do while Like first
you turn this tower on, then you take your clothes off,
so while it's warming up, you're taking your clothes off,
so you have something to do while you're waiting.

Speaker 36 (01:45:17):
Right, well, I'm sure you're going to get people calling
in right now who do the exact opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
See, okay exactly. My point is it's such a it's
such a non debatable point. Why would anyone get into
an argument on Instagram?

Speaker 36 (01:45:31):
Well don't you think that, Like it tells you something
about the person if they're in a shower and then
turn on the water.

Speaker 6 (01:45:37):
Yes you're a monster.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
Yeah, I'm not a monster.

Speaker 12 (01:45:40):
But what does it say?

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
What's the point? I think I go with Gandhi. I mean,
what is going on in your brain?

Speaker 6 (01:45:48):
How else do you address other things in your life?

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:45:50):
Right, yeah, just jump head first into any body of water.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
You use this as an indicator as to what a
person is all about, like their intellect and their integrity.

Speaker 36 (01:45:58):
I mean maybe at like five am you're doing to
like wake yourself up. I get that maybe, but like
that's also a little extreme.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
Like take a ton it could be too hot too
when you put it on. What if you left it
you know hot? You never know what the hell's gonna
happen there?

Speaker 6 (01:46:11):
You go, m all right, you don't find it terrifying.
Like if you if you were dating someone and then
for some reason you're like, oh, let's go take a
shower and they just got in the shower and started
the water, you wouldn't be like what in the of course?
Okay judging you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
My point isn't whether you get in the shower first
or not. My point is people arguing about it. Who
cares what.

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
People argue about toilet paper whether you put it over
or under.

Speaker 9 (01:46:35):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
If you don't put the toilet paper over, then you're
out of your friging.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
Exactly would you date somebody who puts it under?

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
I would have an argument with it, and I would
debate whether or not you know they should be putting
it over.

Speaker 6 (01:46:45):
I was chastised for this last night because I don't
pay attention at all. I just put the roll on
the toilet paper. I don't think about it. I actually
got called out of bed, made a came here. You
really put the toilet paper on like this? I was like,
what is the big deal?

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
I'll tell you what the big deal is is you
get to feel for the like the end of the
toilet paper behind the roll, but usually if it's over
the front, you can see it and you're like, oh,
I'll just start pulling it from here.

Speaker 6 (01:47:07):
Okay, well fine, I will do this going forward. I
didn't know it was that big of a deal, but
he was like, I rate And then he gave me
some weird excuse about how you get poop on the walls,
and I was like, I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
You can get poop on the walls looking for the
back of the torletole Hello Tricia, Hey, So so it's morning.
You walk into the bathroom and it's time to take
a shower. What what? How do you do it?

Speaker 5 (01:47:29):
In?

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
What order of things do you do it?

Speaker 22 (01:47:32):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
So I take my clothes off, I get in the shower.

Speaker 33 (01:47:36):
Close the curtain so water doesn't go.

Speaker 22 (01:47:38):
Anywhere except in the tub.

Speaker 10 (01:47:41):
And then I turn the water on.

Speaker 22 (01:47:44):
And when I pulled the little nozzle to make it
come out.

Speaker 14 (01:47:47):
Of shower head, I just put my hand up there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
You divert the shower stream.

Speaker 22 (01:47:54):
Yep, that way.

Speaker 11 (01:47:57):
I cover it up till it's warm, and then I
move my hand and it's good to go.

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
It's going to be a noe for me, dog, I
don't know, I know, but obviously it's worked for you
all these years. I mean, who were we to judge?

Speaker 11 (01:48:08):
But well, of course, wait am I on the radio?

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
Of course?

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
Is this real?

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
This is so real?

Speaker 33 (01:48:18):
No, sir, Oh my god, I've tried for like twenty
five years.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
You got here. You got here. Let me ask you
a question.

Speaker 11 (01:48:26):
Okay, okay, you wait, No, we can't talk about the
shower anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
You guys, Well, okay, what do you want to talk about?

Speaker 20 (01:48:33):
I'm anything?

Speaker 7 (01:48:34):
Oh my god, you don't even know.

Speaker 33 (01:48:36):
I'm literally in tears right now.

Speaker 28 (01:48:38):
This is the greatest feeling of my life.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
I got to pull over. Well, don't know. We love
what you called. And you know I'm not going to
be sitting here and make a big debate debate over
whether you turn the water on first, didn't get in
the shower, or get in the shower then turn the water?

Speaker 7 (01:48:51):
I think who cares?

Speaker 13 (01:48:53):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
I have.

Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
Now your name is Tricia. Tricia, we got to send
you an Elvis during morning show shirt. It's on the way. Okay,
No you are not, Yes we are.

Speaker 10 (01:49:03):
I'm gonna freak out.

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
Yes we are. It's all the way. It's all the way.
Hold on one second. I love you. You're fabulous. How
come we don't get more callers like that? Right, She's awesome?
All right, thank you for the shower water debate. Oh
it's no problem.

Speaker 4 (01:49:19):
I'm so disturbed.

Speaker 30 (01:49:22):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 17 (01:49:24):
Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
All right, we're done. We're out of time. We'll see
you next time, so make sure you're here with us
until then. Say peace out of her body.