FULL SHOW: The Day We Decide We're Good Friends

From deciding when the best time is to brush your teeth to Sam's 30th birthday list, we cover it all! Plus, we decide whether we are actually good friends to people!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Waking up in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Elvis d ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Hey can we talk about this brushing your teeth?

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Hm?

Speaker 5 (00:09):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Why is it something so simple like this causes such
an argument in this show?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It was so much drama in the back so screaming, yeah,
someone flipped a table.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Do you water toothpaste and then water? I do? I
do too. I need to moisten my bristles right, and
then the toothpaste goes on, and then I must moisten
the toothpaste right, otherwise it seems too dry in my mouth.
But you're saying, Daniel, saying no, see I am.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I was just thinking what you just said. I am toothpaste, water,
and then my mouth.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
It seems like that would be enough because you can
water your bristles bristles after the toothpaste is on.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I feel like if I water it beforehand, then I
feel like when I put the toothpaste on, it's gonna
get a little soggy n.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
Because what you're doing when you first put it under
there before the toothpaste is you're washing the poopicles. They
could be around the room. They kind of they.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Get wash that is not washing off.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Sorry, I feel like it's all mental. My toilet is
not in the same room as my toothbrush.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Oh fancy poopickles move.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Around, they can They don't see doors and walls. They bandy.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
What say you, I'm water toothpaste, water brush. But I
found out Andrew is basically just like toothpaste and into the.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Mouth that's so dry you could you could that's chafing.
You could have chafing your mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
I've told you I think he's a serial killer, and
there are just more.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I feel like, yeah, okay, what are you saying.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I also feel like if you put it in your
mouth before you wet it, it's like it's gonna be
like Ronny, the whole thing is not going to be
used the way it's supposed to be used. You don't
get the most out of your toothpaste that one.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Before you put it in your mouth. So, Andrew, do
you moisten it before you put it in your mouth?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Wow, that's we're going there. I'm talking about toothpaste and toothbrush.
So I you just go right in.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
Yeah, I feel you're you have natural saliva that is
your moistener.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well, I tell you, but in the morning, in the morning,
I don't have as much saliva as I do. Like
right now, you should see how much saliva I have
right now. You know, in the.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
Morning, I feel like you get like a coating and
then you wash it afterwards. Cause I have a very
strict routine. It takes me two minutes thirty seconds every
time I brush my teeth.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, that's good. Coldcake toothbrush, that's good. I brush my
teeth with it.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
At the end, I wet the toothbrush and then I
go back in just like get it all off.

Speaker 8 (02:44):
That's the toothpaste. You feel like about the dentist your
mouth at the end, and no, no, I do. I
wash it after I'm done with my routine. Yeah, put
it back and then.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Did You're not supposed to swallow toothpaste. That's not good.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
No, no, no, I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Don't care you're not supposed to.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
You can. I'm not saying eat a tube every day.
I'm just saying it's not it's not going to kill you.
What scary?

Speaker 9 (03:07):
So I go the extra step. I do water toothpaste water,
and then I press the toothpaste into the bristles with
my finger. Oh, I have toothpaste for all of my teeth.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
See that's more psychotic than anything I just said.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
It actually is.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Wait, can we back up? I don't understand that at all.
You do what?

Speaker 9 (03:25):
It's water, toothpaste water? But then I take the toothpaste
with my thumb and I press, I smash it into
the bristles.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You get your dirty ass finger on your.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Why do you do that? Because when you're rushing it,
doesn't it push the toothpaste? What if you had pushed
through on your toilet paper with your fingers earlier?

Speaker 9 (03:44):
No, I mean the shower.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
When I okay, don't get Scotty started, Scotty, do you
hear that? No, scot squatch Scottie, just like you vomit,
Danielle when you hear about mayonnaise. Watch this, hey, Scotti,
what Scary actually brushes his teeth in the shower? My
body's ting. It's discuss that's broke if it goes between
your toes.

Speaker 9 (04:03):
No, no, Scary.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Do you soap your feet?

Speaker 9 (04:07):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Okay, you know something and then you and then you
use that same finger to brush your teeth and push
the Uh No.

Speaker 9 (04:13):
I shave in the shower.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Do you use a washcloth or you waste a lot
of water.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
No, that's just rush water. Then I don't have to
do the you know, go to the you know, the
vanity and the vanity.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Every day we find out more about the people we
work with, and it makes me uncomfortable, just a little
more uncomfortable every day. I just got word from someone
I won't say who that Andrew also eats a hot
dog with zero condiments, just the hot dog, literally raw dogs.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I can raw dog it too. I prefer I prefer condiments,
but I can raw dog it as well.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Do you at least use a bun?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yes? Please? Josh? The tournament? Is that the insight source
not surprised. Yeah, don't ask Josh.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
He's been a raw dogging that's why he's always sick.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Anywh Look, we all do things that people don't understand,
people don't agree with, and that's making us unique. What's
that end? When does he shower?

Speaker 10 (05:09):
Like?

Speaker 7 (05:09):
When when you shower, is the first thing you do
brush your teeth or is it the last thing you do?
That's very important to this?

Speaker 9 (05:16):
I just jump in the shower.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
I washeth now and then so you're using after you
wash your whole body, that same thumb is pressing down toothpasteum.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
It washed other parts of your body that might not be.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Totally uses uses a washcloth.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, all right, all right? How often do you wash
the washcloth?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (05:41):
I change it like every three or four.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Days, say three to four weeks.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Should use a new washcloth every day. I would take
that washtalf cloth. I would take that washcloth and I'd
put it in boiling water and makeo. I'd make scary teeth.
You don't use a new wash cloth every time you
get in the shower.

Speaker 9 (06:00):
No, I don't have that many wash cloths.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
I watch cloths are not that expensive. I'll buy you
something big package. I'm glad we could have this conversation.
So the original question was do you a water toothpaste?
Water or be water toothpaste? See toothpaste water and the
indeed just like Andrew toothpaste, and that's itaste.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
You can't bolt me.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
You're the one sticking your hand places and going into
your mouth with it.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
He's mister, I'm.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Glad we had this time together.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
We're not normal, mister ran.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
In the Morning show, What was that?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
In the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Producer Sam just walst In, Hi producer Sam hil It
for dinner last.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Night, very boring night. I just ordered pizza.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Peacha's not boring. You could be very creative with pizza.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Can you be festive?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I was just margarita as all as you don't do
pineapple and ham.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's the best. I don't all.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Peapple pizza all the time. It was pretty good, the
pineapple pizza.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Queen Daniel, all right, it's Addison Ray's birthday. Happy birthday
to her. A Libra. Balance is great, but today pick
aside and own it.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Your day's an eight Scorpio.

Speaker 11 (07:23):
Your instincts are sharp, trust them before anyone else's opinion.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Your day's an imes Sagittarius.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Your boys can change the vibe. Say the thing everybody
else is avoiding Your days of seven.

Speaker 11 (07:32):
Hey, Capricorn, you're not just checking boxes today. You're building
a whole blueprint.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
So dream bigger. Your day's an eight Aquariums.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Your odd idea is the genius everyone else wishes they had.
Drop it like a plot, twist your days of seven.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Pisces.

Speaker 11 (07:45):
You're the fire alarm in the room, loud, impossible to ignore,
and kind of needed.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Your day's an ime aries.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Your routine feels heavy. Switch one thing up and watch
your energy shift. Oh, your day's of five.

Speaker 11 (07:56):
Hey, Taurus, luxury does not have to mean financial pay
A ten to where you're rich and what's priceless?

Speaker 5 (08:02):
I like that one. Your day's a ten, Gemini.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
You're pulling everyone in ten directions, focus on one thing
from one person.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Your day's any cancer.

Speaker 11 (08:10):
You're that cozy hoodie everyone steals comforting but a little underappreciated.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Well, your days is ex Leo.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Your confidence could light up a whole room, but save
some spark for yourself. Your day is a sixth.

Speaker 11 (08:21):
And finally, Virgo, you're overthinking a detail that no one
else noticed, so just let it go.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Your day's a nine, and those are your Monday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Danielle, I owe you an apology. Why because all the
times I make fun of your bad driving.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
So? What had happened?

Speaker 10 (08:40):
What?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I was pulling my car into the garage and for
some reason, excuse me, for some reason, I hit the garage.
So actually I scraped the side of my car like
the passenger.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Door was for some reason, for some reason.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
I just didn't. I didn't. I just I don't know.
I usually I just aim it and shoot right into
that garage, and I did this time, but my aim
was a little was a little off.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Do you not have sensors on your cars that do?

Speaker 12 (09:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
But for some reason to hear the BBC. For some reason, Sabbie.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Why are you so quiet when I do this? You're
like all over me? What's going on here?

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Because I mean, Danielle, you've done it multiple times. Is
the first time he's done it. But I was going
to say, like, I mean, daniel hits like you know,
parked cars, but the house is technically parked as well,
so it.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Obviously someone moved it. But so I you know, so
I scraped up like the right not to you have
the passenger door, right, okay?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Right?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
And I realized the cars are it's like plastic. I mean,
I know. I'm like, well, you know it's gonna it
would cost them like forty five cents to replace the door. Yep,
oh right exactly?

Speaker 5 (09:59):
How bad is this scratch or scratch?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
And I have this thing where if I have my
car dent it or scrape whatever, I can't drive it.
I can't. I got a solution for you. Penetrate the door.
Is there a hole or just scraped? No? No, just
a scrape. It's like if you fall and scrape your knee,
but it's on a door of a car. I got
a solution. So it's on the passenger side, right, yes,
so just ding up the driver's side and it's even yeah, okay,

(10:26):
what else is going on?

Speaker 5 (10:28):
I just never walk around to that side of the car, exactly.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I can't. I'm all stopped up by nose and running
and got a guy.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Just always always park wherever you go, with the driver's
side towards wherever you're going, and then you'll get into
the driver's side.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
You'll never see it.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
I forget about it.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I cannot. I cannot drive a car with a dent
on it because when I see what.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
How big is this done? Is it deep or is
it long?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Oh no, it's it's a like I said, it's like
a scrape, like a boo boo on your knee, but
it's maybe two feet tall. I mean, yeah, well the
car is in the car, it was kind of a
grayish silver. Now it has like a special trim on
the right.

Speaker 9 (11:11):
You can't drive around like that because I always point
out cars. Oh my god, how long did this person
been driving around with his car damage?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Like we can't afford to fix that.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
I know, but that's what goes through my head. I
can't help my thoughts.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
We saw a car on the road yesterday. I don't
even know how this thing was on the road. It
had no body part left. It was like, this hunk
of metal is somehow moved from pointed to me. You guys,
I couldn't. I didn't understand it how I how it
could operate. But some people will drive until the whole
car just falls apart.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
That would be me.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Used to have a total joppy, didn't.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
You Absolutely it would start one out of three times.
It was so bad that the station I worked with
was like, listen, we're gonna get you a car endorsement
deal because you're embarrassing all of us. I'm like, oh whatever.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
I saw a pickup truck the other day. It was
pretty beat up and it had a bumper sticker in
the back. It said, honk of parts fall off.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Very nice.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Elvis Duran, if you think she should suffer.

Speaker 13 (12:14):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
So David Cats, by the way, if you're wondering here,
David has been my partner for years, my business partner
for many many years, an agent agent your like agent
to the STA agent to the star.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Whenever you had to do some though, and you go,
this is my partner, not like I like that.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
So, David, they had to cram a camera in your wiener?

Speaker 14 (12:45):
Oh yes, exactly, froggy in there, not just in there?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
In there? Is it up there? Is it like one
of those big polaroid cameras that spits the picture out.
I couldn't look. But when I wou thank you, scary
your Aretha Franklin.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't have a penis, and just I can't even imagine.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah, I supposed to be incredibly painful.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I had been dreading.

Speaker 14 (13:11):
Not that I knew this was going to happen, but
I had a friend or two had gone through it, and.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I prayed, please never ever let me have to go
through this. P Did you do it because you wanted to?
Or is a medical thing? Who would want to do that?

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Okay, talk to any emergency room doctor. The things that
people rolled into the emergency room with up their holes.

Speaker 14 (13:33):
Yeah, I still don't think it's a desire to do it. Okay,
So I had to do it. I've had an urinary thing.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, okay, and we.

Speaker 14 (13:40):
Couldn't figure out what was going on, and I actually
jumped to the cat scan first, hoping to avoid what
we did. Okay, cat scan was great, clean, It's like,
darn it, now I got to go through this. But
the fear of what was going to happen was far
worse than the actual procedure.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Okay, that's good. You know Nate had it done. Yeah, yeah,
I was one of his support phone calls. Yes, he was.

Speaker 14 (14:06):
Not only was he a support phone call, he sent
me the video. Yeah, when he did it.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Why would you do that to someone? What to show him?
It wasn't that bad. Do you want to see inside
my penis?

Speaker 15 (14:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
I no, do not show us the inside your penis video? Okay, okay,
let's see inside of my penis, inside your penis.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
That's very short, shut up, very quick, thin unexpected.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well that's inside your penis. Isn't that interesting? You want
to see inside my penis?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Long?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
He said? To the street and ask strangers if they
want to see inside your penia? It was wasn't it informative?
And the whole procedure was a minute twenty two second
Because they're looking, they're looking for tailtale signs of yes,
of blockages of whatever my issue was going to be.
But I didn't tell you this, and I apologize on
air in front of millions.

Speaker 14 (14:54):
I couldn't look at the video, Okay, No, I was
afraid to see what was going to happen. So I
actually never looked at the video.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
They don't put you out for this.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
They give you a local.

Speaker 14 (15:06):
Oh yeah, they squeeze some light acane liquid, you know,
up the the boyhood as I call it.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I have that video at home anyway. Any who, So, so,
did they did anything clear you good?

Speaker 14 (15:27):
No, they it was clear inside you know, the arena,
But that they haven't found what my issue is. So
I've got to go to whatever is going to happen next.
But I can't imagine anything next is going to be
as terrifying as the thought of what I went through
on Friday.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Look, I do believe that it's great to know all
about your body. It's great to know what procedures are
all about if you have one. It is great to
have a great doctor, physician or surgeon who explains everything.
Here's what we're gonna do. We're doing it. But of this,
you're not going to feel a thing. But I do
believe that there is something to be said for not

(16:06):
knowing everything, and that is the visual. For instance, when
I had laser surgery done to my laser procedure done
to my eyes, right, it's a very common thing. I
mean they have you can get it done in a mall.
I mean it's everywhere. Yeah, But when I saw the
video of what they did, I'm like, they did that
to my eye. Ooh. I don't know if I would

(16:29):
go back and do it again if I had to.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I had the same thing with when I had my
nose on years ago. I kind of looked into my
chart back then and it talked about like cutting and
flipping like skin, and I was like, what exactly they
did that. I'm like, if I knew that, I don't
know if I'd do it.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
And when I had my my face lift, godly knows
what they did. But now I have a beard growing
behind my ears. I didn't used to have that. Okay,
obviously they pulled it back and they attached it behind me.
I do believe that there are things in life we
don't really have to know full disclosure. Do you agree
with that? Gun?

Speaker 5 (17:03):
I like knowing everything. Before I'm going for anything, I
look up every procedure, I look up the worst thing
that could have happened. I just like to be prepared.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
So can I ask you this? Do you do you
ever go on web MD?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
No?

Speaker 5 (17:13):
I don't do WebMD because the answer is always the same.
You either have a cold or you have something that's
gonna kill you.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, I got a hangnail. Well, what possibilities could be? Cancer?

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Oh, it's no web MD.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
When I had thyroid cancer, I went in and I
googled what it would look like, and it looked like
somebody had cut these people's heads off, because you know,
they do the incision in your neck, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, I'm gonna look like someone tried to
decapitate me. So I went out and I bought all
these scarves, thinking that I was gonna have to wear
scars for the rest of my life. But that's not

(17:45):
how it happened. Well, looking at your neck was actually
not it didn't you know. I mean, shout out to
doctor in a way, who's an amazing surgeon. But like,
was it like that maybe those pictures were old or
those were.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
So you just it's always worst case scenario. Yeah, but
you get because how happy are you?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
But when you google these things, it does scare you
so scary.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
When you had your colonoscopy not that long ago, I mean,
did you get to watch your video?

Speaker 9 (18:07):
I sort after the fact, I did not want to
know the details of what actually happens to you.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
They show you you had polyps? You said I had.
Did they show your your pop, your Jackson polyps? My
favorite artist one one big polemp and he said, thank
you for coming to me.

Speaker 9 (18:21):
Now he's you should have come a couple Okay, But.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
The whole point is you got to see inside you.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
I got to see inside it.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Did you need to see that?

Speaker 9 (18:28):
I didn't really need to Gandhi needs.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
To see inside area.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
I need to severything you see inside.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
All of you.

Speaker 14 (18:35):
That's weird past forty five minutes sleep ever, Yeah, that
is true.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
The thing is the body is an interesting thing, and
it's like it's like going under the surface of the
sea to see what's going on down there. It's like
going to outer space. You're going someplace. It's it's it's
been there your entire life. For instance, look at the
number of sphincters we have in our bodies so many
lot we always we always think of, you know, sphincter

(19:01):
number one right back there, you know, but we've got
sphincters in your throat. You got sphincters everywhere, and they
open up and close like they look like little fish lips.
They really do. It's fascinating. So what just in a
text a moment ago, talking about how they had to
go down their throat to take a look at their

(19:21):
local course said it looked like a vagina because you know,
so your your body is full of vaginas and sphincters
and all sorts of things. And it's a wonderful thing
that God, the universe, however you claim it has created
and it works this this round, well round, there's this

(19:43):
roundish thing in your chest beats and with every beat
of that heart, it's pumping blood and oxygen and all
sorts of nutrients around your body.

Speaker 14 (19:53):
And in my case, out of the body. Thanks for sharing, Okay.
I just think that it's all about science. It's incredible
what the body.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
It's incredible to me that I can have sex with
someone and it feels so awesome and then months later
a baby pops out That is representing me genetically as
well as the mother. I just to me, that's if
you stop and think about it. I mean, are we
smoking pot right now? It's like, it really is incredible

(20:26):
what science offers us and teaches us.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
They will use a diet diarrhea. Now we just laugh
about it and sends Gary on his way.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
This is true anywhere. I know. I know, I feel
like we've taken a bunch of gummies. We're all high
and talking. Look at the cat. Look at those almond
shaped eyes on the cat. You know that cat's from
outer space. We're high high.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
It was the bagel.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
All right, we got to move on. Anyway. I'm glad
your penis is doing better. If a Hallmark had a
card that said, Gee, I'm happy your penis is doing better,
I would send it to you.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
We should get into that business.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I say, we need a business. What you really want
to say? That's what the card should line should be called.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
You should be able to print anything.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, Hi, this is Marianna Grande Arena for Hi.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
This is Harry Styles.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
You're listening to Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (21:21):
Live from the Mercedes Fenz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
So unless you're living in a cave, and caves are
great living. By the way, the Life of the Showgirl,
Taytor Swift's album is back. We caught up with her
on the road. She's on the phone, Taylor, Oh hi, hello,
look your head time in the busiest day of the
year to give us a phone call? How are you?

Speaker 16 (21:46):
I'm so good. I'm so excited for this record. I
steel very like uncomplicated joy about it.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
You know, well, I have to tell you I sat
in a room full of adults and watch them cry
while listening to some of these tracks. I want to
go over these with you because I loved it too.
Oh really, this is going to be something special when
everyone gets a hold of it. And it looks like
everyone is going to get a hold of it.

Speaker 17 (22:08):
I'm so happy. I'm really happy to hear that. It's
so nice to have feedback from this.

Speaker 16 (22:12):
It's like it's been such a secret for such a
long time.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Let's talk about that. Tell me the story now. On
the most crazy two year tour and you're going to
football games, and you're baking sourdough bread, and you're writing, producing,
and recording an album at the same time, tell me
the story of how that happened, it didn't drive you

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a little nuts.

Speaker 16 (22:39):
Well, it was actually kind of the opposite of going nuts,
because I think if I hadn't started to create a
process of making this album while I was on tour,
I think I was way more exhausted than I was,
because like this album.

Speaker 17 (22:55):
Started to happen in the European.

Speaker 16 (22:59):
Like of the Era's tour, like last summer, and it
was during a time in the tour I.

Speaker 17 (23:07):
Was so physically exhausted that that like my feet were.

Speaker 16 (23:11):
Sore, my legs were sore, my hits, my neck, my back,
everything was.

Speaker 17 (23:15):
Like in pain all the time. And it was also
like almost two.

Speaker 16 (23:21):
Years into the tour, so I was starting to get
muscle memory. I was starting to be able to do
the show without thinking about it. So I knew I
needed to like stimulate my brain and my creativity and
like figure out a way to like be excited every day.
And so I would do three shows, I'd fly to
Sweden and record, do three more shows, fly back to Sweden.
And it was actually that stimulation of the creative process

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of making this record that made me finish out that
tour without like without ever like hitting a wall, you know, Oh, yeah.

Speaker 17 (23:55):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
I don't even know where to start here. I'll start
with the crying in the room and I'm going to
play it in a minute. The Fate of Ophelia. Of course,
add to the list of things you were doing. You're
restudying Hamlet again, so we'll get in that.

Speaker 17 (24:10):
But hey, you know that story never leaves you.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
There is something about the way the music sonically hits
the words and it really kind of it grabs you
by the heart. It's beautiful. We're going to play that
in just a second.

Speaker 16 (24:21):
Oh, I'm so happy you would like that one. That
one just like as soon as we wrote it, I
had a feeling it would be the one that we
would go with first and the one I'd get to
make a music video for because it's just so visual
and also just like so infectious.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
And I want to talk about your Easter eggs. Like
so many of your fans, you know, hear these Easter
eggs or see these Easter eggs. Are they really always there?
Or is there times where you go, yeah, that's not
really a hint, that's not really an Easter egg.

Speaker 16 (24:52):
Yeah, there are definitely some theories that are based in
absolutely nothing close to reality. But you know, but like
there are some that are so fun when they figure
about Like like just yesterday, somebody figured out that if
you line up the titles of all the tracks of
this album in order and you line them up in

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the center of the frame, the shape of the track
makes the same shape as.

Speaker 17 (25:21):
The Aras tour stage.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (25:24):
So that was a real one. That was one that
it took a while for them to discover and then
finally they figured it out and it was really fun.
But then there's some where like people thought that somehow
sourdough bread was a part of the whole thing, when
actually that's I bake. I love baking.

Speaker 17 (25:41):
It's completely aside from my music. It's just a hobby
of sess to it.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
There's a track on this album about sourdough. I know
there is, I know there's.

Speaker 12 (25:50):
Not, there's not.

Speaker 16 (25:53):
But yeah, it's been really funny to like to have
people care that much, you know, because.

Speaker 17 (25:58):
Ultimately Easter eges are always.

Speaker 16 (26:00):
Leading towards more art. They're leading towards lyrics or art
that's coming.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
In the future.

Speaker 16 (26:07):
So I wouldn't be able to do that if the
fans didn't care so much about the music itself, which
I'm very honored by.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
So we always say that your albums are really like
a diary and then you just open it up and
you share your diary with the world. And you've done
this twelve times, so twelve different diaries. But in doing it,
are there lyrics that you can think of right now
that were just incredibly difficult for you to write and
then open up and share with people.

Speaker 16 (26:31):
Not really, I don't really operate that way. Like my
music is a way of.

Speaker 17 (26:37):
Like it's the artist Catharsis.

Speaker 16 (26:38):
Like there will be times where I'll write the most
gut wrenching so on the torment and heartbreak, and then
as soon as I'm done writing it, I'm done.

Speaker 17 (26:47):
With that emotion.

Speaker 16 (26:48):
Like it's almost been a way of just sort of
like you say the thing.

Speaker 17 (26:52):
And then you can move on from the thing. But
I just have like kind of learned.

Speaker 16 (26:58):
As kind that's gone by to sort of deal with
writing in terms of from the character or story, arts
or fiction or in this record, like there's a song
called Elizabeth Taylor, which is sort of like my emotions
and my issues with same through the lens of cause
playing the life of Elizabeth Taylor. So you kind of
meld the two experiences together, because she's always someone that

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I've looked up to as being this very very glamorous,
very beloved but for some reason a polarizing figure, which
I've found myself in that place too. So it's been
really fun, right, Yeah, I love.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Writing well Elizabeth Taylor. Elizabeth Taylor. I've always been a
massive fan because I guess it's the you know, the
old gay thing. But uh, I mean, she would just
navigate through life just looking flawless at all times. But
you know, as soon as the door closed, she was throwing.

Speaker 17 (27:46):
She was funny.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
She was hilarious, but she was funny.

Speaker 16 (27:49):
And I think she's just a fabulous role model and
like person that I hope my fans will look her
up and see how much she went through and how
she was making her best art, like even at the
midst of people's outrage over something in her life, like
she continued being at the top of her game in
terms of her artistic output.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well good. I mean, a whole new audience needs to
learn a lot more about Elizabeth Taylor. And so I
was listening to the song, I was thinking, this is
definitely an homage to her. But it's actually an homage
to yourself as well. And I love that and also
Opra Light talk about the experiences, talk about opal Light.
Is that Is that the one that has the lyric
It's my favorite lyric on the album. You're dancing through
the Lightning strikes? Is that that's from the song?

Speaker 16 (28:32):
Yeah, I'm glad you liked that one.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
That's one of my.

Speaker 17 (28:37):
Favorite songs on the record.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
But you can actually see choreography, you can see someone
dancing through the lightning strikes. What a powerful line that is.
Love that And also it's.

Speaker 16 (28:48):
About it's about choosing happiness in your own life, you know,
like opal Light isn't is a man made opal It's
just like you know how they have man made diamonds
now like and so I love that. It is reference
and metaphor between making your own like gemstone and then

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manufacturing your own happiness even when things aren't.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Going your way. Also, if you're a size queen, father
Figure is a nice selection.

Speaker 17 (29:18):
Of father figures A great I love that one.

Speaker 18 (29:23):
I love that one.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
No one's going to ask you who that's about, but
it's sure is it applatable to all of our lives.

Speaker 16 (29:29):
It's a song it's a song about power, and it's
a it's got a really good metaphor about the way
that men move through the world in a sense of power,
and it's kind of like you kind of can't tell
if I'm singing from the perspective of the angenou or
of the father figure mentor character, and that's by design.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Wow, awesome, you know, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
You mentioned earlier you just talked about making your own happiness,
and when we started this call, you said that you're
feeling uncomplicated joy. But what to you is complicated joy?
Because that made me really think about, huh, what does
that mean?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
I think I want some of that.

Speaker 16 (30:05):
Yeah, that's a good question. Complicated joy around a record
release is when you wrote the album a year ago,
when you were in a very different place emotionally than
you are.

Speaker 17 (30:16):
When you wrote it.

Speaker 16 (30:16):
Let's say you wrote a heartbreak album and now you're
very happy, or let's say you wrote a happy album
and now you're very heartbroken like, or any kind.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Of variation on that.

Speaker 16 (30:26):
When you feel that you're in a different place and
now you're putting out art that you're proud of.

Speaker 17 (30:31):
But you don't relate to anymore.

Speaker 16 (30:34):
I really relate to this record because I'm in the
same exact place as I was when I wrote it.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Wow, we're about to play the Fate of Ophelia, the
one that makes people in the room cry. But first
before you have one more second to talk about life
of a showgirl. I mean this, this track, I'm trying
to figure out where it's from. I mean, it's it
is it so simple, It is exactly what it is.
You out there on the road doing your thing. Talk

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to me about that.

Speaker 16 (31:01):
The wrong the life of a show Girls the song
of that I did with Sabrina Carpenter, because it's about
it's a story about meeting one of your idols and
telling them you want to do this too, you want
to follow in those footsteps. And I think a lot
of people in the entertainment industry have had this happen.
Your idol warns you not to do it, not to

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follow in their footsteps because of how hard this industry is.
And it's about taking that advice and completely disregarding it
and doing it anyway. And I wanted the Braina to
be the person who did the duet with me on it,
because I just think she's so smarked and like cut
out for this job, if.

Speaker 19 (31:42):
You want to call it a job.

Speaker 16 (31:43):
It's really a all encompassing life path. And I think
she's like just so brilliant and tough.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
In a way.

Speaker 16 (31:53):
She's very sensitive in terms of being an artist, but
she can handle herself. So I just thought that she
would be kind of a great person to collaborate with
on that song in particular. And it's the last song
on the record, so it really ends out the story
of the album.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
This is what you do, Elvis. If someone wants to
be in radio, you tell him run the.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Other run run from your life. Live to tell others
the life of a showgirl. It's out today. There's so
many great stories.

Speaker 13 (32:20):
I want to hear, all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the big show.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
So they have to do these secret things like stick
shampoo bottles in the.

Speaker 13 (32:30):
Sauce on the side. New episodes every Wednesday. Listen on
the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Until then, say bye, everybody, Bye.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Show, Dare we go down that Road?

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Oh wait, he's denying it, and I know we're back.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
He did it.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Okay, So Diamonds Diamond, here we go, pull up Diamond.
So we were just talking, by the way, about how
neighborhoods change over time, right, gentrification of neighborhoods. There are
a lot of neighborhoods. I'm not going to use any names,
but I was told when I moved to New York City,
don't go to those neighborhoods at night. Whatever. If you do,

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don't stop at stop sign. So I'm like, okay, you know,
stupid Southerner, I'll do what you say. But now those
neighborhoods are becoming some of the highest rent neighborhoods in
New York City because things change, right, without naming names.
So we were talking about neighborhoods here during the song
and Gandhi reminded Scary of a conversation he had with Diamond. Yes,

(33:37):
go ahead, what was that conversation.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Well, I know for a fact that Scary told Diamond
he is afraid of her neighborhood because they're going to
steal his car. And he's saying, I never said that.
I know you said that for sure, said that.

Speaker 19 (33:54):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
He also said, he's afraid to go to your neighborhood
because either A they think he's selling drugs or B
he's buying drugs. And I'm thinking, you're talking about someone's neighborhood.
You're talking about I mean, your neighborhood is your is
your safety zone, whether it's the outsiders, no it or not.

Speaker 9 (34:10):
I'm not judging. I'm just going by I'm going by
past experiences and stuff. I was told as a kid,
don't go to those neighborhoods, just don't go there because.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
That's that's current day.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
No, No, what's scary. This is why, this is why
people in other parts of the country get the wrong
impression with where a lot of us live. Like for example,
when I went to college, someone found out that I
was from the Bronx. The first thing the person said
to me was, oh, do you have a gun because
you shoot people. I was like, what are The person

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was scary.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yes, it's easier to just to say, yes, I shoot
everyone I see in the Bronx.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yes, that's what I do.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I go home, I open the front door, starts shooting.

Speaker 9 (34:54):
I'm just like a movie.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
It would be like if Diamond told you quote I'm
not coming to your neighborhood because I'll get arrested. Well,
I've said there.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Is a chance that could happen.

Speaker 9 (35:05):
You know, play it works in both directions, but I'm
just saying that. What I'm saying is is a realistic
scenario that could you know, things could happen. So I mean,
I'm not I want to hang out with Diamonds.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
I love her so much.

Speaker 9 (35:19):
She's like me.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
As long as you take it to a nice as
long as you take if you can meet up with
diamond a nice, safe white area, you're fine. No neutral ground.

Speaker 9 (35:29):
Manhattan is great, and there's certain areas of problem that
I will not go into.

Speaker 10 (35:33):
I'm you're coming, and I want you to bring your
car and we're going to leave it on the street.
Since you think that someone is going to skial it.
I'll be honest with Scary nobody.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Well, let me tell you though, you know, Scary Scary
has is not alone. There are a lot of people
who have these preconceived ideas and or they remember seeing
stories when they were a kid on TV and it
was Scary is from Brooklyn. So he thinks he knows
everything about all parts of Brooklyn. Okay, whatever, it's more
than I know. Don't you remember this story? And I've
told you a million times. I live out in the
middle of the country, in the middle of nowhere. Scary

(36:02):
drove his guidomobile out to my house during the day
a picnic with forty people. He put the club on
his steering wheel in my driveway, closed the door and
wh whip turned the alarm on. What are you doing?
What are you doing? Well, you know you never know
someone's going to try to steal your car, Scary. No

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one's stealing cars, No one. Just because you have this
idea in your mind, you're you're afraid to go to
one neighborhood or even in the middle of Hooterville. Out here,
you think they're about to steal your car. It's a
dangerous place.

Speaker 9 (36:37):
There's certain places they say, don't stop for red lights
in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
People say that.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
That they hear that neighborhood lives there. She goes out
all the time.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
Can I come through your neighborhood at three o'clock in
the morning and just stop at a red light and
just hang out and chilly?

Speaker 10 (36:50):
There's literally no one outside.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
I wouldn't hang out in chill at a stoplight on
Park Avenue in the city. It's like, it's you know,
I don't think that's much as much a neighborhood thing
as it is. You know, at three am. Every place
is kind of scary to me at three am.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
And every place also, mind you, Scary lives pretty much
on top of the mall that gets shot up all
the time. So I don't know where this fear is
coming from. Scotty wouldn't drop me off one day because
he was scared of my neighborhood. He said, they are
needles everywhere.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I'm like, oh, yeah, they're pine needles off old Christmas trees.

Speaker 9 (37:30):
I have the citizen app. I see what goes on.
I get the report.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Please, well, Diamond, the good news is you're keeping people
like Scary out of your neighborhood experience exactly. You know,
it's interesting because you're from here, scary. I'm not originally
from here, but I moved here when you were a kid.
I moved here in the nineteen eighties, and so I
was told by people who were very rich white people,

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these are the places you don't go at night. So
we're like, okay, I'm not from here. So I'll just
listen to what they say, and then over the years
I've learned that they were wrong the whole time. It's
in the Billy Joel song. You may be right, I
walk for style alone. But I'm like, Bedford Stuyvesant is great.
I go there a bed bed sty bed Stye used
to have a lot of reports of a lot of
shifty stuff going on years and years ago. No longer.

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Bed Stye's now the highest some of the highest rents
in New York City.

Speaker 9 (38:23):
That's right, so true?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Okay, okay, So Diamond, what do you what say you? Diamond?

Speaker 10 (38:31):
Well, Scary was a little offended by this, but I'm like,
I don't think a little black girl could go through
the town that he grew up in right now by
myself today or when you were well.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Let's talk about that. You're from benson Hurst, Brooklyn, which
has a history of a lot of stories about kids
beating other kids up with baseball.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
Once again, those are fifty year old stories, like, okay,
so are.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
The ones about what are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (38:52):
I can't do this.

Speaker 9 (38:55):
So there's no gunshots in the daytime over where you live,
no literally dodging bullet.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Are you here's what they do. What neighbor do you
live in Diamond.

Speaker 10 (39:05):
I live in Brownsville, and if you google it, we
have a high crime rate. But I don't hear gunshots.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
But here's what they do, Just like at Disney World
in Brownsville. If they see scary driving down the street
at disney World, they have all the speakers with sound
effects in the trees. They turn on gunshots just to
scary people like scary ass. Here comes scary. Turn on
the machine guns.

Speaker 9 (39:29):
And I don't know if I should be doing that alone.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
You don't.

Speaker 9 (39:31):
You have to be in my car the whole time.
You need I need an escort.

Speaker 10 (39:34):
No, first of all, you're not that important. But also
number two, just drive through.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
White people don't go to Brownsville.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
That's literally what he's saying.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
I mean exactly. The name of the town tells it
gives you instruction.

Speaker 9 (39:53):
No, not at all.

Speaker 13 (39:58):
Oh, there goes Elvis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Don't answer the.

Speaker 13 (40:07):
Phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Today's phone tap from Garrett Well.

Speaker 20 (40:13):
Andrea hit us up asking to play a phone tap
on her mom, Sharon.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Now, Sharon made it clear to the family.

Speaker 20 (40:18):
She doesn't want any more dogs in the house ever
since their dog passed away a few months ago, they
said we're done with dogs. She doesn't want to raise
any more dogs. So Andrea figured enough time has passed.
Let's call mom to say, Hey, a new dog's.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
On its way. Need to go pick it up from
the airport. Oh, this may turn out bad. Let's see
what happened to Garrett's phone. Oh, Hi, I'm looking for
and Andrea.

Speaker 18 (40:41):
She's not home right now.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
My name's Jake Ballard.

Speaker 20 (40:44):
I'm with uff dot com and I just wanted to
confirm your brand new puppy is in midflight right now,
coming from Montana and landing in JFK in three hours.

Speaker 12 (40:55):
Are you sure you have the right number?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
This is nine one seven flies. No.

Speaker 21 (41:03):
Yes, but there's no puppy coming here. We didn't order
a puppy.

Speaker 20 (41:07):
We had an order last week for a new puppy,
and we are thrilled that you found us.

Speaker 21 (41:13):
And you said, wait, wait, wait, mister, I don't know
who you are.

Speaker 12 (41:16):
You got it wrong, You got it wrong.

Speaker 20 (41:18):
Well, no, we we had the order confirmation, the credit
card was charged the AMEX ending in five six two nine.

Speaker 12 (41:26):
Are you kidding me.

Speaker 21 (41:28):
You're one hundred percent wrong. We did not order a puppy.
We're not taking a puppy.

Speaker 12 (41:34):
Please check the order.

Speaker 20 (41:36):
That's wrong, ma'am. So we need you to at least
pick the puppy up. I understand that you might not
want it.

Speaker 12 (41:42):
Listen to me carefully, Okay.

Speaker 21 (41:44):
I don't care what you do with the puppy. Use
my French, but I am not getting a puppy in
my house. Your mad a mistake. Put the puppy back
on the plane and set it.

Speaker 12 (41:55):
Back where it came.

Speaker 15 (41:56):
Song.

Speaker 20 (41:57):
It doesn't It doesn't work like that a puppy. We
put the puppy on the plane without any chaperone, and
then when the puppy comes off the plane, you're there
to greet it and supposed to be very special.

Speaker 12 (42:07):
Get somebody on the plane. It's not my problem.

Speaker 21 (42:10):
I don't know how to make you understand it.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
All right?

Speaker 12 (42:12):
Are you an idiot?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Bye? Andrea?

Speaker 20 (42:15):
All right, we're gonna call her right back and let
her know that you bought the puppy.

Speaker 22 (42:19):
Oh my gosh, all right, hello, mom?

Speaker 21 (42:25):
Did you order a puppy with my credit card?

Speaker 12 (42:31):
Did you?

Speaker 22 (42:32):
I wanted it to be a surprise.

Speaker 12 (42:34):
How dare you.

Speaker 18 (42:35):
Do this to me?

Speaker 21 (42:36):
Andrea?

Speaker 22 (42:37):
How dare you do this to me?

Speaker 21 (42:39):
I want you to call them up and tell them to.

Speaker 12 (42:41):
Take the puppy back now.

Speaker 18 (42:42):
Andrea?

Speaker 12 (42:44):
How much did you spend on this dog?

Speaker 22 (42:47):
Almost a grand on it?

Speaker 21 (42:49):
What are you kidding me?

Speaker 12 (42:52):
A brand for a dog? If you ain't decide, we
don't do that in the sound and I.

Speaker 22 (42:59):
Don't like a show dog and it would be fun
like you're just losing it for no reason.

Speaker 18 (43:04):
This is.

Speaker 14 (43:07):
Not.

Speaker 12 (43:07):
They want me to pick it up at the airport.
What are you gonna do about this? Andrea?

Speaker 22 (43:12):
I mean, well, I'm working right now.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
So if you could tick the puppy up.

Speaker 22 (43:17):
That would actually be great.

Speaker 12 (43:19):
Are you kidding me? I'm gonna pick up a dog?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Are you not?

Speaker 12 (43:23):
Andrea? Why did you do?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Hey? Sharon?

Speaker 12 (43:27):
What's this?

Speaker 20 (43:28):
My name is Garrett from Elvis during the morning show.
You just got phone tap by your daughter?

Speaker 12 (43:38):
All right, so much for doing that?

Speaker 23 (43:41):
This is so.

Speaker 22 (43:44):
Can we get a puppy?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
I can't hear you.

Speaker 12 (43:47):
The phone's breaking up.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I gotta got a phone tap.

Speaker 23 (43:53):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by.

Speaker 13 (43:57):
Elvis Phones TA only on el This Terren in the
Morning show.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
How good of a friend are you if you aren't
afraid to tell your friends the person they're dating just
may not be the one. When red flags, yeah, when
you should. I do agree. Red flags are flying and
you're like, hey, yeah, I'm just noticing this this guy

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you're dating or this woman you're dating. It's just and apparently,
you know, their vision is clouded over by lust by
they got a hot body, or they're you know whatever.
I mean, at some point you feel like you should
say something, don't you.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I think it's you're that close to the person, then
you should say something because you don't want them to
get to the point where, you know, it gets really
serious and they move to the next step. If you're
seeing these red flags this early in the relationship, there's
a little something going.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
On, yes, but they have to be meaningful red flags.
It can't just be you being a jerk because you
don't like this ryan Like a real red flag.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Well, for instance, if they say to you, God, I
really like her a lot, or I like him a lot,
but there's this one thing she does, It's like, oh God,
I don't know. There's the red flag. They're recognizing the
red flag. They're telling you the red flag, and you're saying, well,
don't you hear what you're saying, You're really you got
a red flag flying, it's flopping in the breeze. Yes,

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carry I.

Speaker 9 (45:29):
Know someone who's very early in the relationship and she
wants him to FaceTime her immediately. She used these random
spot checks when he's out with his friends all of
a sudden, FaceTime me now and then. Or she'll just
FaceTime to see where he is and what he's up
to do.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
She doesn't trust where he is.

Speaker 9 (45:48):
Right So I just said, I said, that's a red flag.
You guys have no trust in the relationship.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (45:54):
I mean, she's got a trust that you're doing the
right thing.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
And are you sure that's why she's doing it? Are
you sure they don't just communicate that way?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
The hell does that?

Speaker 9 (46:00):
You're out with the boys, you're out with the boys expects, Hey,
why aren't you answering my FaceTime right now? Well, you
know I'm.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Out with my boys right now. Don't don't do that?
Okay that that flag could not be more red together
three months frog he's going to say something, what's that?

Speaker 6 (46:19):
I was going to say, Well, does he have a
track record as he'd lied to hear in the past
about where he is. Maybe if that's happened, maybe that's
the problem. But if it's only three months in, yeah
it's an issue.

Speaker 9 (46:26):
No, No, are you sure positive? Okay?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Well, so, so the groundwork is is being place. How
do you say that though, because I know I've encountered
the situation and I want to say something, but I
also don't want to crush their hopes and dreams of
a relationship.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
You talked about your relationship, You did your relationship.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Exactly, and and if they defend it, they defend the relationships.
Then okay, you've said your piece and the Okay, you
can only say so much. You can't go on and
on about So let's say where we're at dinner and yeah,
you know I'm dating this girl, and uh, you know
I have to pick her up and take her to
the airport, and you know, then she asks that I

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pick her up at the airport and drive her to
her house. I mean, okay, by the way, if you're
listening anyplace other than New York City, then this is
really relevant. In New York you don't drive people to
the airport. You just don't.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
People, Daniel, that's a red flag. Well, I mean, look,
if you live if you live in Manhattan, let's say,
and there's an airport, I mean you got to get
a get a car out of a garage, and it's like, no,
just take an Uber. Really you live in the suburbs,
it's a little different. You know, God, I do too.

(47:46):
You know, I'm still not going to drive to the airport.
But anyway, you know, there's a red flag. It's like,
I insist you take me to the airport. Well, you know, Uber,
it's right there. That's not as big a red flag
as the facetiming down of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
When I don't know, it's like the check in, like
where are you? I want to know where you are
at all times?

Speaker 5 (48:05):
What the only reason that I'm I'm a little hesitant
on this based on the way you guys are looking
at it. Yes, very crazy. I do that to my
sister all the time.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
But that's.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
But will I do it to my friends? I do
it to people. I'm like, why aren't you answering when
I need you at this moment right now?

Speaker 3 (48:21):
You know what? Then there's a red flag on Gandhi
right now red flag. Hold on, there's a flag on
the play. There's a flag on the play.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
I guess too, though. I mean, when you think about
this stuff, does all of us have red flags? Every
single one of us? Of course some have really major
red flags. I'm looking right.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
At you, just like me.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
I just at what point do you cut people off
for one thing? We all have these things.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
But I just think like something like that where you
need to know everywhere I am and every moment three
months in is just for the future. It's not good,
it is going.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
I worry that one might be crazy, But I'm just saying,
like a red flag doesn't necessarily mean you have to
cut it off immediately. Red flag, of course exactly.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Look I said it earlier. I'll say it again. If
you want to say something and you feel like you
owe it to them, and then you say it, but
then you got to leave it up to them. That's
all you can do, right, if they have to learn
on their own. Right.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
But if you let it go now, it's going to
be a problem later. So if you if you said
a precedent of letting it go now, then it's hard
to say something later down the road.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah, then when something happens and then you say, well
I kind of knew. They go why didn't you tell me?
Why didn't you tell me this?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
But I did back on March March night. That night, Hey,
let's talk talk to Hannah. Oh, I'm beautiful Burlington, Vermont.
I love Burlington from Mont. Hannah. What a beautiful place
to live. You love living there?

Speaker 18 (49:46):
I absolutely love it. This is the best place to live.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I got it, I got it, all right. So we're
talking about red flags. Do you have a friend that
you actually had to talk off a ledge with a
red flag? Or were you the red flag person? Will?
What's going on here, Hannah? What's your story?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
So?

Speaker 18 (50:03):
I wish that I had listened to my friends when
they noted all my ex's red flags. I was with
my ex for nine years, and from the beginning, my
friends and my family tried to tell me all about
his red flags, and I just would not listen.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Yeah. The thing is is they told you. Do you
remember them telling you?

Speaker 19 (50:26):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (50:26):
Totally, I remember them telling me. They tried so hard
to get me to listen.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I know, But at some point, like I said, you
got they have to be there for you, as your family,
as your friends. And say hey, red flag, red flag.
That's all they can do. You had to learn on
your own. I mean, you were on your own. You're
an adult. You can make your own decisions.

Speaker 18 (50:44):
Right right. I totally think that. You know, you can
say all you want about red flags and everything, but
until they want to change or they want to do
what they have to do or what they think they
have to do, Like, there's nothing really you can say.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Hey, let me ask you this. Well, by the way,
I'm assuming you're out of this relationship and you're doing
much better now, right, All good?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (51:09):
I am currently married and beautiful baby and super happy.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Oh cool, cool, Okay, that's all good news. So we're
talking about sharing locations with your phone, Like, for instance, Gandhi,
she and all of her friends they have this network
where they all know where each other are at all times. Yes,
but when you're dating someone, Gandhi's asking like, how soon
is too soon to start sharing locations?

Speaker 18 (51:36):
Oh, that's a tough one. My husband and I do
share locations, but we didn't start sharing locations until I
got pregnant, So I don't know what would be too soon.
I feel like maybe honestly, until you're married.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Yeah, yeah, you know, Alex and I we don't share
locations at all, and I don't, Okay, I don't. I
totally trust everything's fine, but for.

Speaker 18 (51:59):
Other the only reason it's for safety.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yeah, exactly, safety first, but not like snooping around knowing
where you are. But in a relationship, if you're just
starting to date someone and they go, hey, you know,
I know, we've been dating each other for like a
month and I've had so much fun, let's share locations
a month. I don't know. Yeah, which way too early?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Maybe if you're in an uber, you know, and you
want to make sure the person got someplace that's exactly,
but I don't know, yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
That one's extra turkey now, especially because when you first
start dating somebody, until they've been to your home or
you've been to theirs, you don't want them to know
where you live. I wouldn't share that location for a
long time, and even then I don't want you to
know when I'm home. People are crazy, people do crazy things.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Anyway, all right, well, listen, thank you for your call, Hannah.
I have a beautiful day and beautiful Birlington for a month.
I love it up there.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
It's so gorgeous, so much.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Thank you, thanks for listening. God scary. Remember your roommate
who's girlfriend used to rip her hair out and leave
it on the bathroom floor to kind of mark her territory. Yup,
she used to spray her perfume on pillows and things.

Speaker 9 (53:08):
Yeah, no, horror show. I had warned him, these are
red flags. Get out now while you can. She ended
up being all kinds of crazy. She went back crap
level one to ten in about two months. And then
he's like, I'm sorry, I should have listened to you,
and I'm like, I told you so.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Ripping out your hair, oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 9 (53:27):
Yes, everywhere. She's just spread it everywhere because in case
another woman came over would see her blonde blonde hair. Yep.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Well look, you know, if you're dating someone like that
and be your friends just saying red flag, you'd like
to think, well, you made thinks that's a red flag.
But I know them better because i'm dating them, so
maybe I'm seeing something in them you don't see. Well,
maybe maybe there is a red flag.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, because sometimes you're just blinded by like oh my gosh,
they're so hot, or you're drunk right exactly, and so
you know, because you can't see because your booty drunk.
Sometimes it takes somebody else to say, hello.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Work the hell up.

Speaker 6 (54:05):
Somebody to have the booty drunk glasses on. Is the
best person by drunk.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
Like ever in the history of relationships. A friend has
said to another friend who is deeply in love with someone, Hey,
this person has a red flag. And the friend said,
you know what, You're right, I'm gonna listen to you
and just move right along. No, they have to experience
it for themselves.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Probably for the most part.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
At the very least, if someone came to me and said, hey,
red flag going on here, I would go, oh, no,
everything's fine, it's okay. But at least it's now, it's
been registered in you're thinking about it, so at least
you know it's it's something I'm thinking about, okay.

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Speaker 2 (55:11):
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Speaker 1 (55:13):
Waking Up in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Let's hobble across that finish line with a family feud,
the worst host ever, thank you. We're going old school
based on your suggestion, you know. But so we're going
guys and dolls. So the fellas we got Froggy, Scary
and Scottie and the ladies Danielle Gandhi and Elvis Clouds.

(55:38):
I'm probably a lady today. It's all right, Luck Luck
be a lady to night. Oh God, alright, here.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
We go, Duran.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
You're on our team. Just remember that, man, I'm you know.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
That means nothing, That means absolutely, That means you are
going to shine up a diamond. That means the guys
are going to win. So here we go. All right.
The first hey, by the way, stop that you recall
the last several times we played this, my team has
always one because you were.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
On both teams don't know what it.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Doesn't matter anyway. Go ahead, here we go. The first
survey question on the board, our survey to our massive
studio audience. Name a phrase a cop might say on
the job that they might also say in bed, I
asked you, Danielle. A phrase a cop might say on

(56:27):
the job that they might also say in.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Bed, put your hands above your head.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Show me your hands. However, the number number two actually
the number three number. Sorry that that's so, We're gonna
go to the team Fellas Froggy. Name me phrase a
cop might say on the job that they might also
say in bed, what are you gonna do with that weapon?

Speaker 16 (56:59):
Cop?

Speaker 3 (56:59):
We didn't cops in porn. I'm sorry. Team ladies, are
you ready to play?

Speaker 15 (57:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Yeah, do it?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Here we go, so gandhi, oh god. Phraising cop might
say on the job might also say in bed.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Don't move.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Oh that's good, that's good.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Yes. One to response, stop don't move, okay. I can't
imagine being bed with when're telling him to freeze? Please?

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Three more answers on the board. We're going to you,
Elvis Durant. Name a phrasing cop might say on the
job that they might also say in bed, careful with
those teeth.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Damn it? Take it back.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
You hear a copy of the people are dangerous with
their top say that? So uh, back to you there,
Dan yell.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Something with handcuffs so like I'm gonna cuff you now,
or you know something like that.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Oh so close, didn't make the poor job. The number
six are two buzzes and that wasn't Elvis's fault, believe
it or not. Back to you, Gandhi. One buzz left,
three answers left. Name a phrase a cop might say
on the job that they might also say in bed.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Are we talking about like someone maybe taking a prisoners questions?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
This is us? But you're you might be on this right.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Line of like a bendover, bend over. I'm going bend
over and.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Cough, but no cigar. We're going to you team fellas.
Elvis feel free to play because that's I got one,
I got one, I got one, I got one.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
What do you got?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Spread? Spread them?

Speaker 9 (58:42):
That's good.

Speaker 24 (58:42):
What about you have the right to remain silent or
you're under arrest like just cop thing, or if it's
a drunk driving stop, blow here, I think spread them.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Elvis, hands behind your back, hands behind your back, like
the fact that Elvis is on your tea.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
You noticed when Danielle used turn it be something about hands.
Having your hands is covered in daniel so.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Raise a might say on the job that they might
also say in bed turn around. How about why why
such a hurry? Little lady?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Got that one?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Why are you Russian face away from me? All right?
We have an answer here, boy, yeah, scream spread us
what you're going with? If it's not there, it should
be the number four most popular response, the two you
were missing, get down the last one, hold it, hold it? Well,

(59:40):
it's probably hold end like that. But I have a question.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Can we trade players at this point the game?

Speaker 3 (59:47):
You know what, I'm going to allow the substitution about
to be on your team? Anyway? Who do you want?
Hold on? Wait, you're trading me?

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Yes, yes, like major league bas because here's the thing
he's gonna play for us anyway.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Right, yeah, hold on? Hey, to be fair, the host
told me to answer. I was following the instructions, and
that's thought. You were going to give some wildly inappropriate response,
not the correct answer.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Let me tell you to answer again.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Spreadam is a great response.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
You want to their Gandhi, daniel we should try them.

Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
Scott okay, all right, the official All right, Scotty, you're
now a lady.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Don't we have to approve we don't you know what
they say? The enemy, you know, is what's going anyway?
Go ahead, right, doesn't matter. Let me make this substitution official.
All right here we got.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Team.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Who are we, ladies? So that's the Danielle, Gandhi Gandhi.
We asked one hundred women. That's you. You're a woman
named something about you that's fake. Oh my god. Top
five answers on the board.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Our hair and hair color the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
You can't ask me questions Number one response. So you
have to control of the board. Do you want to
play or do you want to pass?

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
You want to play?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
All right, here we go. All right, we're going to
Scotty right, yes, so Scottie name, We asked one hundred
women named something about you that's fake. Boobs boobs? Of
course that's all the board. Number five most popular response.

(01:01:30):
Still have three on the board. We're going to you, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I'm gonna say nos knows.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Just because you had that done doesn't mean everybody else.
I got one I got, I got, I got one
for you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Okay, Now, if if the guy on our team answers,
we don't get a strike, right, the guy is not
on our team.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
No, I'm going to give the strike. Give a strike,
go ahead. Okay, what's the question again? We asked one
hundred women named something about it. It's fake left leg.

Speaker 25 (01:02:03):
No way, get him out of here, absolutely left leg,
lest see them all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Cannot count? Not there? Uh strike strike actually goes against
the other team, so you automatically basically win. But well,
we still have to finish the category. So Scotty, we
have one hundred women named something about you. That's fair?
Oh no, gandhi, I'm sorry, I have an answer. Yes, yes,
that's the most popular responds. We still have two left

(01:02:39):
on the board. Who are we up to think? How
about well, how about jewelry? Jewelry? No, sorry, Scotty is
not working. That's three buzzes. Okay said we went to

(01:02:59):
the Yeah you did. We get to steal that. However,
I want to hear the response. Are the host responding again? No, fellas,
why not?

Speaker 9 (01:03:10):
Froggy eyelashes? Eyelashes, that's the obvious one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Eyelashes. Yes, those spiders on your eyes would be. But no,
you didn't win your buzz. Elvis gave an answer that
was incorrect. That's that's it. That's it, that's it. I'm
not quite sure what just happened. Yes, you gave an

(01:03:35):
incorrect response halfway through their round. So you guys, you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
See what you mean. So technically, like, had the game
come to you guys and you had your chance to answer,
Elvis would have answered incorrectly, so we would have won.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
That was answer. Give a group answer, yes, because Elvis
gave a preemptive response always the round. I really think
we need a new host. I thank you for much.
I'm trying to make this interesting. It's sorry, it's so confusing,
but Elvis, congratulations. You take the other team, so all right,

(01:04:13):
to be fair, you call it tanking. I call it
great answers. Bob left leg and watch the teeth, little lady.
What's left to smile on there? Yeah? Uh it was
I tan tan on their fake tan. There is no
fake tan.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Have the good answers after the game.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
I have good answers the entire game. Don't you need
to recognize good answers, young lady?

Speaker 10 (01:04:41):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
All right, well, Adriana in Miami is online nineteen listening
to us on Why one hundred point seven. Adriana, Welcome
to the show. It's so glad. We're so glad to
talk to you.

Speaker 15 (01:04:56):
Hi, good morning. Can you guys hear me?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yes? Loud and loud and clear. So one of the
questions on the feud a few moments ago was, uh,
they asked a bunch of women, what what is one
of the top things on your body or in your
life that could be fake? And I jokingly said the
left leg. So Adriana sends me a text saying, hey,

(01:05:19):
love your family feud. I have no left leg.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
Oh, Adriana, you're validating this guy's crazy choices.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
No, it's not crazy.

Speaker 15 (01:05:28):
No, he was absolutely corrrect. I was in the car
with my uncle on the way to work and I'll
missaid it and I started laughing because I was like,
he's sot right, I'm missing.

Speaker 19 (01:05:38):
A left leg.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Well it doesn't it didn't really make the top five things.

Speaker 15 (01:05:45):
That just makes me special?

Speaker 12 (01:05:47):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Oh, well of course you are. You listen to us.
I think everyone who listens to us is Air Quotes
special because we are because we are pretty much special
in our own way. So, Adriana, what do you have there?

Speaker 15 (01:06:02):
A prosthetic leg?

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Okay? And how you doing with that?

Speaker 15 (01:06:04):
How long have you have stated above the knee?

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Okay? How long have you have you been living with
with your leg situation like this?

Speaker 15 (01:06:12):
Pretty much since first.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Okay, So it's it's it's your life. It's like it's
second nature to you. It's no big deal, right, yeah,
But people do make it a big deal because it
makes people uncomfortable sometimes. I'm assuming.

Speaker 15 (01:06:25):
Yeah. Of my coworkers and I were just talking about
it the other day and how people like to be
fake saviors. So you know, you joke with your friends.
You you make jokes and stuff, and someone wants to
save you because they feel like, oh no, how dare you?
But what don't you make for like fun of your
other friends?

Speaker 19 (01:06:46):
So hell yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:06:49):
I think my coworker said something like, oh, you don't
even have a leg to stand on, but that's not true.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
She still has a leg stand off, she's well. So
so you know, it's interesting we're talking about the other day.
For instance, it's all the society thing. You'll see someone walking.
Let's say, I'm not comparing you to a dog or
anything like that. But you'll see someone walking their dog
down the street. Dogs don't give a flying whatever about
other dogs and how many legs they have. It's just

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not important to them because they have other things that
are extremely important to them, getting food, you know, feeling
affection from their owners. Whatever. But people, we have these
weird things in our heads, right, I mean, to be
missing a leg to us, it's like, whoa this is?
This is very unusual. Yeah, but you're used to be

(01:07:40):
doing great, I hope. So no, you are, You're great?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Yeah, Nate, what's up? Okay, serious question? Is it a
prosthetic foot that's on your legs? So do you still
buy a pair of shoes and have a pair of shoes?

Speaker 15 (01:07:57):
Well yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
The Cartney's ex go on Dancing with the Stars and
she had one aesthetically act.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Right, yes, and look Adriana, there's a texture here and
saying they're missing an eyeball. Oh nice, I love that,
you know what, let's let's here for everyone who's missing something. Yeah.
I don't know, but Adriana, thank you so much for
reaching out to us, and I love that you're listening

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to us.

Speaker 15 (01:08:30):
No, thank you guys for Colleen, it was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Yeah. Follow up questions gone to yes, well for you, Adriana.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
I feel oftentimes that not acknowledging something that's very obvious
about somebody is almost like saying it's a problem, because
you're not going to acknowledge it and act like there's
something wrong. How do you feel about that? Would you
rather somebody acknowledge it and just be like, yeah, that's fine,
who cares, or just act like there's nothing wrong at all.

Speaker 15 (01:08:53):
But I'm always like, I've worked with kids. Right now,
I work with adults, but I've always worked with kids,
and they're the first ones to be like, hey, why
do you walk like that? And you tell them and
they're fine and they're like okay. And then I've had
like parents will like they would get mad at their kids.
They're like, oh my god, don't say that, and I'm like, no,
say that.

Speaker 16 (01:09:13):
They're curious.

Speaker 15 (01:09:14):
Let them ask. I much rather someone ask me, you know, hey,
what happens versus like whispering behind my back and.

Speaker 18 (01:09:21):
Making a pull?

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Or do they put you on their morning show? Adria?
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
So you know how like if you know a gay person,
they say, oh, I have a gay friend blah, blah blah.
You guys should meet, maybe you'll date, or oh you
have a British friend. Oh I have another British friend.
You guys must know each other. Do people always think
that prosthetic people always know each other or that hey,
I have another friend with one leg. You guys should meet?

Speaker 12 (01:09:51):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 15 (01:09:55):
When I was in high school, it was my first
day and I was asking where the elevator was and
the lady in the office goes, Hey, do you know
so and so? And I was like, no, I don't
think I know them.

Speaker 19 (01:10:05):
She goes, she's a little person.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
And I was like, okay, well, you know you should
meet my husband. He only has one testicle. This is awesome,
But also I'm thinking the good that can come out
of this. Have you ever have you ever had conversations
with a child who is missing a limb and you

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actually kind of just talked to him about how life
is great. It really isn't that big of a deal
unless you make it a big deal, right, I mean
I could see how you could do a lot, especially kids.

Speaker 15 (01:10:41):
Yeah, no, I right now, I help individuals with disabilities
find and maintain employment. So I have, you know, a
lot of my clients that are like, oh my god,
look you see like.

Speaker 18 (01:10:54):
She's doing it.

Speaker 15 (01:10:55):
She went to school. She does this because I feel
like a lot of people think they can do something
just because of their disability or you know, just a
number of things. So if I can be that person
to give inspiration, I don't like thinking of it like that,
but if I can, I enjoy it. But it also

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comes out on the other end because I've talked to clients'
moms and my boss will call me in the office
and be like, oh, we've got a complaint from you,
like you're you're you're too harsh. And I'm like, what
do you mean? And they're like, yeah, this parent called
in and they're like, oh, I don't want her working
with my kid because she doesn't know what it's like
to have a disability. I was like, oh, I was like,

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send them into the office. I want them to meet.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Me, bring them in. Yeah, well I can't bring them in.
You know. It's so funny, Adriana. Since we started this conversation,
I'm watching the text messages so many people who are
missing eyes, kidneys, uh no left leg here. Uh I
hear someone says I'm missing my marbles brain cells are missing.

(01:12:02):
I mean, we have a lot of people listening who
are living their lives just totally fine. And this is
the place.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
What if we if we could check in our rating
systems to see how many people we have listened to
us who are missing a limb or an eyeball versus
other shows. I bet we win. I bet we win. Yeah,
because I mean because without a doubt, we are all
on this show and people listening to us, we are
all on the the isle of misfit toys. We really are.
I truly believe that. I think it's a great thing. Well, Adriana, look,

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I love that you're listening to us today. You have
the best day.

Speaker 15 (01:12:32):
Ever in uh guys, you guys are awesome. Thank you
so much. You made my morning morning. I'm not about
to get coffee and go in the office, so thank
you guys. It was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
All right, on to your day, Adrian, I have a
great one. Thanks for listening to us. There you have it.
I love it. Yep, the isle of misfit toys. That's
totally want to play with Charlie in the box? I
know exactly.

Speaker 20 (01:12:56):
Hey, spensy boone show, what's going on this is Trissy
Drake even if Emmy Lavara.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
With Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
Hello, yeah, hello Elvis.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
All right, let's do it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:14):
Let's go around the room.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
A lot of times people ask me, Elvis, how come
you don't say anything during around the room. Well, I
talk all day, you know, but I'll give you it
around the room. May I do that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
I love doing around the room, I really do. I
mean it's like, you know, each one of you guys,
I point to finger at you and go go. And
typically you have something interesting fascinating to first to think
about or chew on for the day. And sometimes it's motivating.
Sometimes it's just fluff, which when it gets us nowhere.

(01:13:45):
But usually fluff takes us further than intellect, I'm assuming.
So I love around the room. That's my around the room.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
All right, all right, okay, so we'll start with you, Danielle.
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
All right? So things I think about? If in Anna
More was to be rude, which animals do you think
would be the rudest? Now I have thought about this
and I figured it out. Cat No, you know those
damn geese that follow you around when you're like at
the fight. Those guys they would be the route attackees.

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They would attack you and they would be nasty and
they would say nasty things to you all the time.
I figured it out. No need for you to think
about it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:24):
I think, what about maybe a seagull. Seagulls are kind
of rude.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
They would be rude to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Birds are like scary? Is the seagull of our show?
He steals our food.

Speaker 9 (01:14:36):
And damn parts of it?

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
So did Danielle bring us intellect or fluff?

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
I thought that was a great topic.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Thank you very much. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
I didn't say it was bad. Yeah, I think we
can't translate what those geese are saying. We really scary.

Speaker 9 (01:14:52):
What's up with you? Here's a word of advice. Don't
buy anything on the beach when people are trying to
walk up and down. Last time, I bought a fake
pair of Montclair bathing suits, which I literally found out
was from the beach.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
On the beach, the guy.

Speaker 9 (01:15:06):
Was walking around with them when I was in when
I was in.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Europe, and I'm like, who's really stupid here?

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Hello?

Speaker 9 (01:15:13):
Well, first of all, it said a size excel and
it was a size small, and then I see the
patch was kind of glued on there, and yeah, and
then the inside of the thing said, like some random he's.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
A guy with my actual Montflayer was out there selling
quality good.

Speaker 9 (01:15:28):
Yeah, well it happened again, but this time I was smart.
Last time, I was on vacation. I was in San
Trope and we were on the beach and all of
a sudden, a guy walks by with a bunch of
la boo boos. I said, I'm not gonna buy it
because they have to be fake. My buddy said, the
box looks real, everything looks cool. I'm buying one from
my girlfriend. He took it home to his girlfriend. He

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texted me yesterday, Hey, guess what that la boo boo
was at Lafou Fou.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
So of course he bought it on the beach. What
do you expect? So at least you were smart this time,
but your friend was stupid. Exactly, all right, Be careful
what you're surround yourself with, sketty truth, all right, Yeah
on the beach, bone Claire not being sold. We have
a special guest on around the room. We'll get to
him in just a second. But Froggy, what's on your
mind today.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
This is definitely not intellect. I just wanted to let
you guys know that my dog's food taste pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
How do you know that? Why do you know that?

Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
So anytime I feed him, I always I stir his
food because I mix a little bit of wet food
and dry food together, so I stir it with a spoon.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Well, last night I stirred it with a spoon, and.

Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
I was cooking and I went to taste something, and
I realized that I used the wrong spoon, and I
tasted his dog food.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Okay, it wasn't terrible. It was not awful.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
I just want to let you know. I notice you
do have a shiny coat today. Exactly, it shinier Gandhy, Hello,
what's on your mind to you?

Speaker 10 (01:16:50):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
I'm concerned that our buddy Andrew is colorblind and he
has no idea that he's colorblind. Well, okay, so you know,
Andrew and I spent a lot of time to other
outside of work, and we've been clothing shopping, we've been
furniture shopping, and he will point at something and tell me, oh, yeah,
look at that gray fill in the blank. It's not gray.
It'll be blue, it'll be green. It's a completely different

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color than whatever color he's describing. And he's always describing
things as brown and gray.

Speaker 9 (01:17:16):
And this is the man that decorated your apartments.

Speaker 5 (01:17:19):
He did some of it. But this is how That's
how I figured it out because I was like, what
are you looking at that I'm not looking at? Yeah,
this is crazy. He's like, no, absolutely not. Diamond agrees
with me. She's like, no, I think there's something off
with his eyes. There's something that's not all the way there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
He can take the color blind test at the doctor's office.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
I don't think he wants to. I think he's scared
to find out.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Okay, you know what what's wrong other than you know, stoplights?
What's wrong with going into a life a little colorblind?
I think it makes it interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Hey, well there's colorblind. My first son is color blind.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
It's you know, have you seen the way Andrew dresses?
Like that's where we should be concerned.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Brown and different degrees of color blindness.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Okay, And there are different glasses. You can actually buy
glasses to help you now with color blindness. And there's
a quiz you can take and it will tell you
which glasses you need, because it depends on what you see.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
We need to trick him into it somehow.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
I would like the opposite. I would like the color
blind glasses that make me colorblind, just to see what
it's like to live in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
I think they have those too.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Yeah. Yeah, I realized that Spencer was colorblind when he
used to think that the bark of the tree was
green and the leaves were brown.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
And I was like, what, Okay, So here's my question.
How do we know that he's not right and we're wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
We don't think you don't know all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
I mean, you're blue and my blue. I don't think
they're the same blue. There's no way to fully know. Hey, Nate,
what's that with you? Okay? I have a home maintenance
task that I've been putting off because it is, in
my mind, the most unpleasant home maintenance task in the
history of home maintenance. TSK Froggy, you may know what
I'm talking about, snaking the shower drain. I am so

(01:18:54):
not looking forward to these smells and sludge that I will.
So when you snake it, you've got this law thing
that's jagged and you put it in there, and you
twist it around and hopefully grabs all the hair that's
sticking in there, not my hair. You pull it up
and there's gonna be sludge attached. And I have heard
that the smell associated with this is the worst smell

(01:19:14):
on the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Blumber man, Yeah, get a plumber.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
It's such an easy task. I feel like I could
do this myself. It's easier to make that phone call.
I don't want to, but I know I have to.
So if you've ever done this, please text fifty how
bad was that smell? Yeah, don't just text him. We don't.
I don't want to text his private phone. And now

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our special guest star around the room, Scottie beat naughty.

Speaker 23 (01:19:44):
Sorry, but mine is just stupid fluff. Also, why do I
have to get a new one to wear? I just
all right, okay, No, thanks for thanks for being a
part of.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
Our Yeah, and if I know Scott, there are a
lot of reasons you should probably.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
They fall apart. The elastic gives way okay, and also
you look better, you feel better about what you are.

Speaker 17 (01:20:03):
Right.

Speaker 23 (01:20:03):
I'm just saying last week my girlfriend's like you have
a hole in your underwear. Why don't you just get
new ones. I'm like, who cares? It's under where nobody
knows it. But Scotty's gonna hold the boys a little tired.
It feels nice they're trusting the.

Speaker 9 (01:20:13):
Hole the holes over on the side.

Speaker 23 (01:20:15):
I don't care. I mean a man, what if you
have a hole in your bra, you get a whole
new broad.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
Well, if I'm showing it to someone else, nobody sees exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Well, you just answered your own question. Why because someone's
watching you? You you have, you have a girlfriend and
she's keeping an on you. What's wrong with like dressing
it up a little for her.

Speaker 23 (01:20:35):
I'll just take them off faster next time she won't
see it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
Or maybe get your cheap ass down to the to
the coals and buy some new ones.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Costco.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Man, go to Costco.

Speaker 23 (01:20:44):
You can get no one have the special ones that hold.
They're called sacks. They like hold they hold your sacking,
and it's it's a little apartment. It's like they're expensive,
so I don't care if there's a little hole in
one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
That much. Yeah, because I ride my bike a lot.
Otherwise they back than it hurts.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Yeah, and he says they hit the toilet water.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Ye, I'll tell you what next, underwear. Next time you
take a bike ride, I'll sit on the back and
I'll hold your sackphones. Okay, yeah, you go buy some underwear.
Should we just solve venmo him some cash?

Speaker 9 (01:21:17):
All right? Well, I'll be up of everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
We want to thank you for going around the room
with us.

Speaker 9 (01:21:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Hey, Danielle discovered a new apple. Oh, she gets so excited.
Hold on, she just discovered a new apple.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yes, I was in the grocery. I was in shop
right actually, and they have a woman who she stands
in the front and she tries to like push different
things all the time, what's on sale. But she's very
good at it. That's what they ever doing. So the
other day she had this apple and I was like,
it's an apple and she goes, oh no, no, it's
called the wild Twist apple. So she has samples and

(01:21:54):
little cups and I'm like, oh, let me, let me
get us something. Oh my gosh. It's a cross between
a high any crisp and a crippos pink or like
a pink Lady apple together. I don't know how. I
guess they, you know, somehow put them together. Yeah, it's
so sweet and so delicious, and I was like, really.

(01:22:14):
The next day I went back and bought a whole
bag of them. I cannot stop thinking about these apples.
They're so good. And I like a really good sweet apple,
like a Fooji apple is usually what I go for.
These are so much better. You will taste the difference
and you will love them and know they're not paying
me to say this. Did you you really know your
app a wild twist apples wild. I'm telling you you

(01:22:35):
don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
It is a It is a genetically modified apple. That's
what scares me. Genetically modified scares me. Well, okay, it's
a it's scary ones. You know if it's a GMO apple,
it's a non GMO apple.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Oh okay, okay, over there, you and you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
So mister healthy here now.

Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
There was something the other day about a new banana
that you could peel and trawl that hours after you
peel it, it's not brown, it's still right, it doesn't
go black.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Okay, well that's not with the apple. This is your apple.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
That's why I questioned it. If you're saying it's not GMO,
then I'm all in.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
They just twisted the vines together or something.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Now, keep in mind a lot of things we grew
up eating. We're all genetically modified at some point. They
never they weren't original to the earth. Whatever. Yeah, I mean,
I'm going to go so far as to say that
at least at least half of the things in your
produce department were not even a thing years ago. They

(01:23:35):
were invented in a in a lab, the test tube.
And don't even get into chickens chi. So back to
this apple.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Yeah, it's so good, Okay, it really is. It's so sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
I know we've talked about this before, but whenever you
travel to another place and you have the fruit in
another country, it's so much Yeah, it's different, so much
better because we pump it full of water to make
them bigger, which takes away the flavor and then whatever
else we're doing to them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Lemons in Italy there I've said it. Oh really, Oh yeah,
especially if you're on the Amalfi Coast, you're down you know,
south southern Italy. Lemons are big and I for breakfast,
I would just slice them in half, but salt on
them and eat them for eat a lemon for breakfast.
And people look at me like no press.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
My youngest eats lemon all the time, just like that,
he cuts it up. I heard it's not good for
your enamel on your falling out like bananas.

Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
A mango is another car.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
I know, so sweet. Just go to the Caribbean and
there are lot of There's a lot of great fruits there. Hey,
I was gonna say, oh God, you know in and
out of my brain? Do you guys get brain? The
brain farts a lot all the time. Are you having
one now, Nate? Are you brain farting every day? Like that?
Right to mom? Yeah? I did, Okay, Nate, Nate, it

(01:24:55):
was your butt. Yeah, my butt farted. Oh, I got
this story for you. Gandhi. You know how Gandhi loves
hot sauce. Where does this fascination with hot sauce come from?

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
I mean, I grew up in an Indian household and
everything is spicy, so I just got very used to
eating spicy food. So now whenever I go anywhere, I
would like a little extra spice and probably what is provided.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Well. The tw Garner Food Company in Winston Salem, North Carolina.
One of the products they make is Texas Peat hot sauce.
Oh yeah, Okay, Well, their factory literally caught on fire.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
Oh what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
I just think it's kind of funny. A hot sauce
factory caught on fire.

Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
How sad?

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
No injury?

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
Okay, good, Le's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
See what else is going on here in the news.
News that Gandhi forgot.

Speaker 16 (01:25:43):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
An eighteen year old kid from Utah named Luke had
to quit baseball when he got diagnosed with an autoimmune disease.
But he's switching gears. He just became the first kid
from Utah to get a scholarship for cornhole.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Oh hell yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
He's now playing for Winthrop University, South Carolina, known as
having the best cornhole program in the country. So look,
one door closes, another opens.

Speaker 5 (01:26:06):
Are there a lot of cornhole program?

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
I guess a cornhole opened a group of Burger King
employees in Minnesota. They pay tribute to a longtime customer
by having his name engraved in his favorite chair at
the Burger King. Now, is there any institution, any business
in America where you have your name either permanently affixed

(01:26:30):
to the wall or a chair or a booth.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
No, I had a menu item for a second and
they closed down.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Yeah, they closed down. Well, does it say anything about me?
It admits that I have my name engraved on not one,
but two barstools.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
Oh that tracks, I see that. Where are they?

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
I get so drunk you can't find them? No one
actually is. The place is no longer there but MV
and Burnersville, New Jersey. I have the Elvis Strand barstool.
Unless they took it down. I don't know. Scary your
name isn't like, yeah, posted somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:27:04):
There's a tribute to me at my alma mater, Mark
Twain Intermediate School in Coney Island, where I was part
of I was inducted into the Mark Twain Alumni Hall
of Fame. So there's like, I guess, like.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Who else famous is from Mark Twain?

Speaker 9 (01:27:18):
I believe?

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Was it Marssa Tomey? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:27:21):
Oh she does Afternoon's on Power one O five. Angie
Martinez went to Martwaya was also inducted the year after.
I was so, yeah, my name is Angie Martinez. I
was number one, she was number two.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
Congratulations, I was.

Speaker 9 (01:27:35):
I'm ensuring in a glass case the stuff about me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
That's nice, like a pair of your underwear and your
your first poopy? What about you, froggy. Aren't you listed somewhere?
Is your name somewhere? I'm not sure? Aren't we all?

Speaker 6 (01:27:50):
And didn't we we all painted on the wall of
some steakhouse somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Artis right, was it not?

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
No, no palm? Yeah, that's out of business. Oh yeah,
that that location went out of answer your question. No,
they put our picture open the wall right next to
the bathroom. Norwegian bliss. I think the ship has our
native somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
Does it?

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
I didn't know that. I was just on it. I
would have looked.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
They hit it. They're not proud.

Speaker 9 (01:28:16):
Uh, Elvis, your name? Your name is in Chicago at
the Radio Hall of Fame.

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
What about your Walk of Fame star?

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
And yes, oh yeah on the Hollywood Walking Fay, I
have a star. You can't see it. So it's it's
got chewing gum.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
On in New York at that New York Rise up,
New York, New York.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Where's your name? Is your name on the wall in Eerie,
Pennsylvania somewhere? Don't think so. I don't think it's anywhere.

Speaker 9 (01:28:41):
Your name is on the menu at Duffy's. Elvis, you
got a sandwich named after you?

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
Wow, look at this.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Yeah, the burger a Duffy's in Sutn Island. I know
we won best Burger. I don't think it's on the menu. Okay,
well he's sort of correct. I don't know. Maybe I'll
take it anyway. The point is this, do everything you
can in life. Take your name permanently affixed to something,
A barstool, a burger.

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
What Brandon has a tattoo of a bug on his
arm because he calls me bug? Does that count?

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
Okay, done, It's on a human.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Look at what you've done. We just went on for
about fifteen minutes talking about absolutely nothing of any importance whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 9 (01:29:24):
I want to read his next one because she gave
us two straws out of five.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
How's your corn beef? If we're all go take another bike? Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:29:30):
What is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven? Yeah,
Ab says stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 13 (01:29:39):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio apps,
Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis d
Ran in the Morning Show Ellis Elvis Duran and the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
So today we're talking about school kids. Oh, we all
were at one point cool kids. One of us still aren't.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Some of us still date them scary.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Oh hello, Oh my god, Kelly got fire. So Kelly
is I Kelly?

Speaker 8 (01:30:12):
Hello everyone, I love.

Speaker 15 (01:30:14):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
Kelly is a kindergarten music teacher. Oh, and they're getting
ready for the concert season. You know what, I love
music programs for kids in schools. I know when I
was growing up, we had music a music class every
single year until you know, wait until I graduated.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
Those are my favorite classes.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
And because of funding, a lot of them are being
pulled from some school systems. But where you are at, Kelly,
you guys are doing great. Tell me about your concert series.
A season coming up for your kids in kindergarten.

Speaker 19 (01:30:46):
So we have been preparing a little bit at a time,
right because they just needed in little chunks. So for
many months we take time to learn some of the songs.
And it's called Pajama Party, so they get to dress
up in their pajamas for the night of the concert

(01:31:07):
and bring their favorite stuffy from home so that they
can do the show with their stuff. Because there's one
special song about bringing their stuffy to the bed.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Okay, let me ask you, why do we stop doing
that in kindergarten. You should be doing that until you're
in college.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
Now, we should do it now seriously.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
So what's it like teaching kindergarten kids? I mean, are
they rough to deal with or are they just pure
pleasure and they get really evil around third grade?

Speaker 19 (01:31:38):
No, you get a really good mix of students because
one day they are doing all the things and they're
learning and growing, and then the next day, you know,
they just sit there.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
How many peters do you have in that good mix
of kids?

Speaker 19 (01:31:56):
Yes, so there's pukers and peer and it's not oh
that that's oh yeah, you got.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
To have a good immune system to be a kindergarten teacher.

Speaker 19 (01:32:08):
Just now covering the mountains, Oh my gosh. No, we
have germ busters because we're keeping them. Oh sneeze into
your elbow and all. Yep, we call them germ busters.
Thanks for being a germ buster, because it is all
the things in kindergarten.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Well, you sound as if you have a lot of patients, Kelly.
I mean, you have patients, But do you go home
sometimes and just throw sharp objects at things and people?

Speaker 19 (01:32:37):
It's sometimes it's like, what.

Speaker 15 (01:32:39):
What was that?

Speaker 12 (01:32:40):
What day?

Speaker 19 (01:32:41):
Did I just have and then other days it is
so rewarding. I mean, most of the days are so rewarding,
even with.

Speaker 12 (01:32:53):
I got I got the bathroom.

Speaker 19 (01:32:55):
You know, are oh go get a tissue? We don't
use our fingers and.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Real quick. So this concert, how's the music going to be?
What is it? What are your music selections? And can
anybody go? Or are you selling tickets?

Speaker 12 (01:33:09):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:33:14):
No, I tell the kids anyone can come. It's for
family and friends. And it's a mini musical called Pajama Party.
It's got six songs and they are on risers and
we do movements and there are speaking lines that I
divide up amongst a lot of the kids. So I

(01:33:34):
really hype it up. And the families are just so
excited to come and see what's what they can do.
Some of them are like, well, I don't understand how
you do that. I was like, I don't know. I
just I've been doing this for a really long time.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
So well, you know, Kelly, it's great knowing that you're listening.
And I want to go back to kindergarten. Is it
too late? But anyway, you're great. Thank you so much
for listening to you. Tell the kids we said hi
and have fun at your tento.

Speaker 19 (01:34:02):
Okay, I will thank you so much. I love you all.
Been listening for My teaching career started in two thousand
and one, and you were part of my commute to
my first my first time at a at a teaching job.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Well, thank you so much, Kelly, have a beautiful day.
Thank you for being a teacher. We love you. Have
you found out? Even though I'm not knocking free food whatever? Ever?
What I knocked out? Have you ever noticed though, when
it's all you can eat, you don't really eat that
much speak Oh my god, I mean, figure, I'm paying

(01:34:37):
this much, I'm getting that much or more worth of food,
Oh my god, especially the shrimp involved. I'm I'm going
right to the seafood or crab. There's crab there colored
me there, I know. But when you go to, like,
for instance, one of those buffets and in Las Vegas
or whatever, you could you could essentially eat fifteen, you know,
piles of whatever for free, right, But it's like every

(01:35:01):
time I do that, every time I go to one
of those places, I just I'm like, oh full yeah,
never mind, they make money off of me. I'm definitely
not there. Yeah, gett you remember.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
John Pinnett when he was alive. God rest his soul.
Oh you have that great bit about going to the
buffet and how they basically telled him to.

Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
Leave you go now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Yeah, he would go to like the oh you can
eat Chinese buffet restaurant. You're gone. They saw him pulling
up to the front and they turned the clothes sign around.

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
But you know what, for every one of him, there's
like one of us who I wish that they had
buffets like that where you could pay to just have
one plate. Yeah, because I know I'm not going to
go twenty five times like those Brazilian steakhouses that are unlimited.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
Yep, you raise your flag.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
Yeah, I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. You think you want to.
But or if you go to like a wedding or whatever,
you and you do the buffet, you always put like
eight pounds of food on your plate, because God forbid,
there's some sort of war that breaks out between now
and when I need seconds. It's crazy. What's okay? Well,
let me educate you on the buffet. And but when

(01:36:06):
like growing up, when we knew we were going to
the old country buffet for dinner, my mom and dad
be like, Okay, don't eat today because we're going you've
gotta not. We want to get our money.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
But that's the wrong strategy, and I realize that now.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
But as a kid, you know, I mean, you've got
to obviously stretch out your stomach a little bit. You
can't be overly full, but your stomach's got to be
stretched out. Old Country, the ocb Old Country. I've always
wanted to go to the shady Maple Smorgas board. They
say this one is the most popular one in the
country that it's in.

Speaker 9 (01:36:40):
Uh, I believe it's in Amish Country. It's in Pennsylvania's
find out more about it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Let's go, I'm in Let's.

Speaker 6 (01:36:48):
We used to go after church every Sunday to K
and W a cafeteria.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
The thing. Yeah, you had to get the jell o.

Speaker 6 (01:36:56):
You had to get all the jello with all the
crap in it that the people had, like drop stuffs.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Yeah, I love that. Well you think they droppeduff in
it or maybe it was part of the regisal recipe
that shakes with nuts and things that anyway, Yeah, in
Texas we had Loubi's Cafeteria. Yeah, Loubies and then in
New Mexico, we had furs. I don't know if they're
still there, but I don't know if I want to
eat food from a place with a named fur. I
burger there that was Froggy. Of course. Sorry, yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
I ever wondered what we look like.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
Do you think I look in bred?

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
I do follow us.

Speaker 13 (01:37:40):
On Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
Hey, so producer Sam, Happy thirtieth birthday weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:37:56):
To you have a birthday.

Speaker 11 (01:37:57):
Thanks guys, I got about forty eight hours before I
can officially celebrate it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:01):
But I'm starting.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
Well, let's go ahead, and let's start it now. I
remember my thirties as it was yesterday, even though it
was nowhere near yesterday. I was working for this same
radio station in this very same uh, the same city,
and living life, love and life. I will tell you
the older I got in my thirties as I was
approaching my forties, the better life was. Life kept getting better.

(01:38:24):
Life keeps getting better, even during these times that really
suck ass. Yeah, life is great.

Speaker 5 (01:38:30):
I have that expectation.

Speaker 11 (01:38:32):
I really like I hear really good things, especially about
the thirties. Like I hear, it does continue to get better.
But this is the first time because I've always been
one of those people that hate aging. I really do.
I'm actually really looking forward to this entire decade. And
I'm not even entirely sure why. I just feel like
it's right.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
You know what I did in my thirties. I got
married and I hadn't babies in my thirties.

Speaker 11 (01:38:55):
Same, let's start there on day one.

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
There is no race. That was Danielle's timing. What about
your thirties, Gandhi talk about him.

Speaker 5 (01:39:07):
My thirties have been almost exactly the opposite of Danielle's.
And I have just spent it moving around and traveling
and you know, coming here, and it's been the best.
I think it has been hands down the best decade,
and like Elvis said, it gets better every single year.
I have loved it. I don't have any sadness, and
I think that the whole thing with aging is just
a sad, very Western thing to get worked up about.

(01:39:31):
Like I think, there's so much beauty and age, and
you get wisdom and you learn things that you didn't
know before, and you keep getting better. In my opinion.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Okay, right, I agree. And you know, aging is a
moisturizing thing, just looking good in your fine, you're good.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Talk to Bobby Brown, She'll teach you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Yes, I love what you just said, Gandhi. Aging is
a Western thing. Aging is actually a beautiful thing. Yeah,
go further into that. I love how you said that
because I so agree.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
So I think I know so many of my friends
that like, as we approach thirty, they started to freak out,
Oh my god, I'm thirty years old. I'm thirty years old,
and I don't see a lot of my friends who
come from the Asian background where I come from as well,
feeling that same way. And we have always been taught
that age actually is beauty and that the more you
learn that the substance inside you is so much more important,

(01:40:19):
and that substance doesn't age. Your outer body might and
other things might change, but inside you are growing more whole.
Every single year, you're completing yourself more, You're learning more
about yourself, and I think it's so important and there's
so much respect I think in the Eastern culture for
older age and for people who have a lot to
teach you and a lot to tell you, and I

(01:40:39):
don't think it's appreciated as much here.

Speaker 11 (01:40:41):
Wow, I couldn't use the Eastern culture for the last
like fifteen or twenty years and birthdays.

Speaker 3 (01:40:46):
You can use it now. There you go. This is
your opportunity to use it today.

Speaker 16 (01:40:50):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
So you know me, I love Glamour the magazine, so
all things. I went online. I found this list on
Glamour magazine dot co dot uk. It's called the thirty
Empowering Things every woman should do before she turns thirty.
So you have two days to get all this accomplish.

(01:41:11):
Number stop. Number one, stop worrying about your age. Age
is a number, Okay done. Number two, Get educated in
something you love doing. What do you love doing that
you really haven't scratched the surface with.

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
I started. I've always loved the music.

Speaker 11 (01:41:27):
I went to musical theater high school, and that kind
of fell by the wayside as I became a quote
unquote adult. So several months ago I started paying for
a professional guitar lesson, so I think that counts.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
I love that, Yeah right. I love it when women
play guitars. I think they're so hot. I'm all right.
Number three, face of fear is there anything out there
that you just you always shy away from that you know,
maybe you should face it and get it out of
the way.

Speaker 11 (01:41:52):
There are bigger things that I know I have to
do in the future, but I've been very afraid of
these heights at the Rock Jim I go to, and
as of recently, I've started climbing the tall walls and
screen the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
But I'm doing it all right. Yeah, step out of
your comfort zone, which almost sounds like face your fear,
but it's not the same thing. A lot of people
are uncomfortable being by themselves. What are things that make
you uncomfortable that maybe you should be a little more
eager to merge into?

Speaker 11 (01:42:24):
Have about very weird conversations with family members during this
day and age. I've very been, you know, my whole life.
Don't have the conversation you know won't go well. But
I've become better at having them because I think they're
necessary Today.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
I love this text message best advice for your thirties.
You're old enough to know better, but young enough to
still get away with it. Hello, Happy birthday. Hell yeah,
there are thirty items here. Let's just roll through these
and see if anyone. Can any of them catch on,
take on a physical challenge, go on a blind date. Well,
you're in a relationship. Experience culture shock, yes, heart in quarantine,

(01:43:03):
begin journaling. I don't know. It's up to you. Do
some self reflection, do you do you stop and think
about what you're feeling and trying to be aware of
what it's doing to you, if it's good or bad.

Speaker 11 (01:43:14):
Yes, I'm very in touch with only myself and nothing
around me.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
Overcome heartbreak? Is there something from your past that still
breaks your heart that you need to get over?

Speaker 5 (01:43:25):
There is that one? I could use the roadmap too,
but yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
There is.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
Then I'll go back to that one. Overcome heartbreak. Strange
as it sounds, a broken heart is something I believe
every woman should experience at least once in her life.
Why for a start, it's inevitable, and despite the fact
that it hurts, it doesn't have to be this horrifying
thing we perceive it to be. Experience your heartbreak, learn
something from it, and find a way out of it.
Get your adrenaline pumping, create something, fail at something. I

(01:43:56):
did that in my teens. I didn't have to wait.

Speaker 5 (01:43:58):
Till be thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
Break a break a bad habit. Do you have a
bad habit you need to get out of?

Speaker 4 (01:44:05):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:44:05):
Yeah, face picking. I picked my pimples.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
Okay, take up an unusual hobby, get a complete makeover,
fight for something you're passionate about. Live overseas, which I
don't encourage you to do today. Read a life changing book.
The thing about life changing books is you don't know
their life changing until you've read them, So keep finding
books to read. It doesn't have to be self help.

(01:44:29):
It could be a novel that's written so beautifully. The
story is told so so perfectly it changes your life. Slummet.
Take yourself out of your comfort zone your house. Spend
a couple of nights somewhere considerably, considerably less comfortable, Like
go to Scary's house. That's pretty much uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
Uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
It's not it's a very nice place, but you know
it's scary there. It'll make it'll be uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
Do something for charity. See your favorite band or singer
play live well. Travel alone. What's the last time you
traveled alone?

Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
About five new years ago?

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Unplug for the weekend, become begin practicing self love, make
amends with someone you hold a grudge against. Practice gratitude,
start saying affirmations, develop a morning routine which you have,
and write your own list. Use lists. You know what,
there's so many in here. What do you guys think
about any of this stuff?

Speaker 5 (01:45:23):
I think it's also true and so important. And I
think no matter what age you are, even if you've
passed thirty and now you're in your forties, you still
try to do those things because you never stop growing
and you never stop becoming more of the person that
you want to be.

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
Yeah, what's scary.

Speaker 9 (01:45:38):
I'd like to add one, and that's hit the reset
button on your friends. Why don't you take an assessment
of everyone from your teens and your twenties and just
rid the toxic people, like, extract each one of them
out hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
Yeah, start over because.

Speaker 9 (01:45:51):
You are an adult, right and you have more mature thinking.
That's my That's what I did, And.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Things change and people grow.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Yeah, yeah, don't carry but all them, tell them, tell
them you're extracting them.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
And you know me, Sam, I you know, I I
feel like You're only as old as you feel. I know.
Sometimes when you get out of bed, things creak a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
More.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
But but you know, I always say, live life to
the fullest, don't worry about your stupid number, have a
good time, do you and no one's better at doing
you than you are, Sam, So have fun.

Speaker 5 (01:46:23):
I AM's pretty good at it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
But what you're saying, doing you.

Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
Different topic, different that we told you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
To do, other people other people to do to do
that sounds hot. Look, you know, uh, have a wonderful birthday.
You know we love you. And I think the best
gift you can give yourself is your the gift you're
already giving yourself. You're surrounding yourself with people that love you,
who will be here to support you. And Uh, there

(01:46:52):
you go. I think you're on your way to a wonderful,
wonderful decade. Good for you.

Speaker 11 (01:46:56):
I'm excited, I am. I do have to admit I'm
feeling a little bummed. I don't get to celebrate in
the presence of people I love. I've become very used
to seeing you guys, especially on my birthday, so that
part is tough. But the silver lining of this quarantine
is it has left all the time in the world
for self reflection, and enough self reflection really can help

(01:47:17):
empty out most of the things on this list. So
as long as I continue to do that, it won't
be for nothing. You know, you've got to try and
make the best of the crappy situation we're in.

Speaker 9 (01:47:27):
Oh, I learn it one.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Yeah, you're in a good one, A good crappy situation. Now, look,
write a book. You don't have to write a you
don't have to write a book with the intent of
having it published. But writing your life, which is a
version of journaling. I guess writing your life down it
changed my life. It changed my life.

Speaker 5 (01:47:48):
It really therapeutic.

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
It was, you know what, because you need to examine
your life, and sometimes you can sit there and have memories.
That's not examining your life. That's having a memory of
something that happened to you, writing it down and eating
it to yourself. You relive it, the good and the awful.
And it's important because even the awful stuff from your
life that you read back, it helps you figure out
a way to get to get out of that maze,

(01:48:10):
to solve that puzzle. I can't I can't say it enough.
Write down your life. In moments in your life that
you feel were the best and the worst, just write
those down. I write a paragraph about the good and
the bad, and you'll be surprised how what you learn
about yourself. Anyway, Happy birthday, Joff, we love you. Have

(01:48:30):
a great weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:48:32):
I love you.

Speaker 11 (01:48:32):
I'm sorry for all of the shenanigans I used to
share on social.

Speaker 3 (01:48:36):
No, you're all good.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
He's apologizing ahead of time I have for myself.

Speaker 13 (01:48:43):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
Tap today's phone tap from Garret Well.

Speaker 20 (01:48:49):
Andrea hit us up asking to play a phone tap
on her mom, Sharon. Now, Sharon made it clear to
the family she doesn't want any more dogs in the
house ever since their dog passed away a few months ago.
They said, we're with dogs. I she doesn't want to
raise any more dogs. So Andrew figured enough time has passed.
Let's call mom to say, Hey, a new dog's on
its way. Need to go pick it up from the airport. O.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
This may't turn out bed. Let's see what happened to
Garrett fund. Oh, Hi, I'm looking for and Andrea.

Speaker 8 (01:49:17):
She's not home right now.

Speaker 3 (01:49:19):
My name's Jake Ballard.

Speaker 20 (01:49:20):
I'm with orfebuff dot Com and I just wanted to
confirm your brand new puppy is in midflight right now,
coming from Montana and landing in JFK in three hours.

Speaker 12 (01:49:32):
Are you sure you have the right number?

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
This is UH nine one seven floors.

Speaker 12 (01:49:37):
No, yes, but there's no puppy coming here.

Speaker 21 (01:49:41):
We didn't order a puppy.

Speaker 20 (01:49:43):
We had an order last week for a new puppy,
and we are thrilled that you found us.

Speaker 12 (01:49:49):
And you said, wait, wait, mister, I don't know who
you are. You got it wrong.

Speaker 20 (01:49:55):
Well, no, we we had the order confirmation, the credit
card was charged, the AMEX ending a in five six nine.

Speaker 12 (01:50:02):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 21 (01:50:04):
You're one hundred percent wrong. We did not order a puppy.
We're not taking a puppy plane.

Speaker 12 (01:50:11):
Check the order.

Speaker 20 (01:50:12):
That's wrong, ma'am. So we need you to at least
pick the puppy up. I understand that you might not
want it.

Speaker 12 (01:50:19):
Listen to me carefully, Okay.

Speaker 21 (01:50:20):
I don't care what you do with the puppy. He's
my French, but I am not getting a puppy in
my house. You made a mistake. Put the puppy back
on the plane and set it.

Speaker 12 (01:50:32):
Back where it came.

Speaker 3 (01:50:32):
Thus, it doesn't it doesn't work like that.

Speaker 12 (01:50:35):
A puppy.

Speaker 20 (01:50:36):
No, we put the puppy on the plane without any chaperone,
and then when the puppy comes off the plane, you're
there to greet it and supposed to be very special.

Speaker 21 (01:50:43):
Very if somebody on the plane, it's not my problem.
I don't know how to make you understand it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:50:48):
Are you an idiot?

Speaker 12 (01:50:49):
Bye?

Speaker 3 (01:50:51):
Andrew?

Speaker 20 (01:50:51):
All right, we're gonna call her right back and let
her know that you bought the puppy.

Speaker 22 (01:50:55):
Oh my gosh, you're gonna lose it, okay, all right?

Speaker 12 (01:51:00):
Hello, mom?

Speaker 21 (01:51:02):
Did you order a puppy with my credit card?

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
Did you?

Speaker 22 (01:51:09):
I wanted it to be a surprise.

Speaker 12 (01:51:10):
How dare you.

Speaker 6 (01:51:12):
Do this to me?

Speaker 16 (01:51:12):
Andrea? How dare you do this to me? I want
you to call them up and tell.

Speaker 12 (01:51:17):
Them to take the puppy back.

Speaker 16 (01:51:18):
Now, Andrea, how much did you spend on this dog?

Speaker 22 (01:51:23):
Almost a grand on it?

Speaker 12 (01:51:25):
What are you kidding me? A brand for a dog?

Speaker 21 (01:51:31):
I mean, if you may decide, Andrew, we don't do
that in the sound, and.

Speaker 22 (01:51:35):
I don't know what we like a show dog and
it would be fun like you're just losing it for
no reason.

Speaker 15 (01:51:40):
This is so and.

Speaker 12 (01:51:43):
They want me to pick it up.

Speaker 21 (01:51:45):
At the airport.

Speaker 12 (01:51:46):
What are you going to do about this? Andrea?

Speaker 22 (01:51:49):
I mean, well, I'm working right now, so if you
could tick the puppy up, that would actually be great.

Speaker 12 (01:51:55):
Are you kidding me? I'm gonna pick up a dog?
Are you not saying?

Speaker 19 (01:52:00):
Why did you do it?

Speaker 21 (01:52:01):
Toia?

Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
Hey? Sharon's this?

Speaker 20 (01:52:04):
My name is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
You just got phone tap by your daughter.

Speaker 12 (01:52:15):
So much.

Speaker 4 (01:52:20):
So?

Speaker 22 (01:52:20):
Can we get it?

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
I can't hear you.

Speaker 12 (01:52:23):
The phone's breaking up. I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:52:29):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
Altar series.

Speaker 13 (01:52:33):
The Elvis Duran Phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
You're Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
Was it yesterday? We're talking about how some of the
best chefs in your town they create these incredible dishes
and specials every night at the restaurant, but when they
come home, they don't want to cook anything. They're done.
You're like, oh my god, you're married to a great chef.
I bet you get the dinners. Well, no, because they're tired.
Can you imagine being married to a chefer or maybe

(01:53:06):
a bartender who won't make a drink for you when
they get home. Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
I always think of that with massage therapists, like, exactly,
you're dating a massage suffers. I'm married to one, dude,
I better be getting something. They come home and they're like,
my hands are too tired.

Speaker 20 (01:53:18):
I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:53:19):
Well, let's say your husband, Sheldon, he has a famous
hair salon, and he gets home from working. You're like, honey,
He's like, no, I'm not going to do your color right.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
It's like, dude, I'm married to you. I don't want
to pay you need to do one color.

Speaker 3 (01:53:30):
Give me, give me a facial A facialist. What do
they call himtheian aesthetician froggy. We know where you're going
with that. I was the only one going there, but
the rest of you were lead.

Speaker 1 (01:53:43):
I'd say it.

Speaker 3 (01:53:44):
You were leading the parade with a happy parade leader here. Well,
that's the thing though, when you're when you're on the clock,
so we're in radio, when when we get home and
you don't want someone to look at this and go
can you do the weather forecasting?

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
People do that to me, you know, they go, okay,
so what's the latest? I go, oh, what come on
entertainment wise, tell me the latest.

Speaker 3 (01:54:02):
I go they do. That's your gig. So you're our
friend Mike Woods. He does the weather every morning on
Good Day New York on Fox five here in New York.
Every single time or together, someone at the table will
ask him about okay, okay, coming up the weather, what
do you it's like, But you know what, he's always
polite and always very He's okay, you know, I'll let
you know what's going on, you know, no problem. Yeah, scary.

Speaker 9 (01:54:24):
There's also an app for music identification. It's called Shazam.
But my friends still call me and they said, yo, scary,
what's this song you guys played? It goes and they
start like humming it to me and singing. I'm like,
all right, I guess I'm gonna twenty four to seven
Music Encyclopedia. But yeah, Shazamic, people just hold up your phone.

Speaker 3 (01:54:42):
Well, let's say you're married to a ganecologist. Stop right, Well,
I'm not going to stop right there. It's a real thing.
I mean, you knowological matters, you know, honey, you know,
rather than me making an appointment, Uh, what do you
think I wonder?

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
I mean, yeah, Or if they just get like sick
of seeing the product, you know, and then they don't
want to do other things.

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
Because one is the same. After a while, this all day,
not impressed with yours.

Speaker 19 (01:55:12):
I'm moving on.

Speaker 3 (01:55:13):
Okay, okay, let's move on. Just bringing up some fodder,
fodder for the show. Check it out.

Speaker 13 (01:55:23):
We're so appreciated and I love you, Elvis duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis.

Speaker 11 (01:55:29):
Durreant, give me a family who will always show.

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Me love and The Morning Show, New York's number one
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