FULL SHOW: The Day We Did Spoken Word - Inappropriate Songs Edition

We took ‘Spoken Word Hip-Hop’ to a whole new level on the show today! We took our favorite dirty songs and did spoken word to have our listeners guess the song. Did you get any of the answers faster than our caller? If you could get $500K or dinner with your favorite living celebrity, which would you choose? We’re also debating sunrises versus sunsets on the show today and talk more about Danielle’s HalloSCREAM event today at Blood Manor. Plus, Gandhi’s mom is dressing up as a mobster for a murder mystery party, Elvis is walking into rooms forgetting what he needed and Danielle’s cat misses her son! Finally, Elvis tells teaches us the best way to memorize things!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Prerecorded good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I know it's hard to wake up because the sun's
in your eyes and.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Sometimes it kind of sucks.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
But you goodness, and hey, you never know. There's a
million different.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Ways that this whole day could go. So I'm just
popping in to say.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
What you call it?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
This coffee tastes like pop, it does tastes like crap.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Dysfunctional show. I got a producer of here screaming in
the corner. I got scary yelling because his eggs are.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Gentle creature.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
In the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, here we go. It's kind of weird, but I'm
gonna go ahead and put it out there. I consider
today the kickoff of Halloween season. I'll tell you why.
Tonight's tonight. Well, it's the season. It's kicked off tonight
because tonight daniel gets her first haunted house. It's Danielle's
Hollow scream at Blood Manor here in New York City.
How excited are you?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Oh my gosh, I am so excited. I cannot wait.
And I don't know. I'm just I'm like, I do
hope it's fantastic. It was I dreamed it would be.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's gonna be great. I had a nightmare about that
building last night. We'll get to that later, but I
want to tell you, you know, the more we talk
about being in the Haunted House tonight and haunting our listeners,
the more divided I find we truly are. There are
the Haunted House haters, the Haunted House lovers on our show.
There are a few people who shall remain nameless until
we have this conversation, who refuse to walk through the
front door of our Haunted House tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
And I'm a little that's still come. But they're not
going in.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, you think being outside on the streets of New
York City is less frightening. Okay, I'd rather be in
a house of murder and debauchery than be out on
those streets. Anyway. We'll get into that later. Good morning, Daniel,
welcome to your day.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Good morning, Thank you, Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Gandhi, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
You excited about tonight?

Speaker 6 (02:03):
I am. I will be there.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
See the Froggy has to be half a continent away.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
He doesn't want to be there to Good morning Froggy,
Good morning, Scary, Good morning Buenos. You know what name
Scotty be and Master Control? I know Diamond, who's on
chapter three of the Britney Spears book. We'll get to
that later. How about some thriller? Yeah, oh, here he
comes now. Is this the nine minute version or the

(02:35):
four and a half minute version? This is the five
minutes fifty five second album cut. Oh my god, you
want to hear the whole thing? What steps it all? Yeah? See,
I remember when this video was debuted on MTV too.
We all sat around and watched that that night. You
did too.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
It was so unique, it was so different.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
All right, well, here we go, Welcome to Halloween season. Hello,
scream season. We'll see you tonight at Danielle's Blood Matter.
There you go, Vincent Price, I love it. What a
creep he was, anyway, kind of a fun creep. Yeah,

(03:15):
we're all all just talking about the night MTV debuted
that long form video. How was it?

Speaker 8 (03:21):
How long?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Was it? Like? Fourteen minutes long? Yeah, the whole country
was sitting in front of the TV that night. I
was at John Anderson's house, oh wow, while his boyfriend
was out of town. Anyway, we watched that video and
I was just mesmerized. People are texting in talking about
where they were when it came out. Of course, Gandhi
was how old In nineteen eighty.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Three, I was negative one here.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
So you missed the debut. But someone just sent a
text Valerie from Long Island. She says she remembers that
video scared the Jesus out of her. She ran from
the room crying her eyes out.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
It was so good.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
What a great video, and what a wonderful song. Anyway,
welcome to Danielle's Halloween season.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
Too.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Is Brianna calling in to say, hey, we just started,
but she's excited. She has nothing to do this weekend
and loves it. No plans is a great plan, don't
you agree? Brianna agree?

Speaker 8 (04:11):
I've had something booked every weekend for a few months.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
It is my first week and I have absolutely nothing.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
We'll be careful. It's only Tuesday. Something may creep in
onto your calendar without your noticing. So you got to
say no. You got to say no.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
To say no, I have to say no.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah. Any friends approach you hey this week, but we
look at them and say, I rebuke thee back away
from me. Well, Brianna, what's your day about to exactly
what are you doing today, Brianna, I'm on.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
My way to work.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
I work in a hospital.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
As a position assistant.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh look, you know we love our friends in the
healthcare industry. Thank you for keeping us alive. What do
you have for Brianna? Since she's the first caller of
the day, there's straight ning.

Speaker 10 (04:53):
Well, she's doing nothing this weekend. She can she can
cuddle up in an Elvis Duran in the Morning show sweatshirt.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Thanks to having Thank you hacking Sam Meridian. Yeah, curl up, girl,
and thanks for listening, Brianna. Thanks for being the first
caller of the day.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I did want to say my friends interviewed you if
he works for Fox five entertain It.

Speaker 9 (05:11):
I was like, you need to sell him how much
I love elbe Hal.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
I don't think he did. But his name is Ryan Christopher.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I love Ryan. We love Ryan Christopher. I just watched him.
He's on Good Day New York right now. We love Ryan. Yeah,
well you give him our love to and uh yeah,
I'm speaking this Friday night. I do have some weekend plans.
I'm actually hanging up Friday night with Rosannes Scotto from
Fox nine, another friend of Ryan Christopher. I know, and
we are just so busy, all right, brianon hold on
one second, your uh, your merch is on the way,

(05:40):
and we've got a day. We've got things to do.
We've got a thousand dollars for you. Many phone tap
on the way. Do we have any guests today?

Speaker 7 (05:45):
No guests today, Tomorrow We've got guests.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
We have good guests. We'll get into that in a
few minutes. All right, let's get into the three things
we need to know, Gandhi, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
All right?

Speaker 9 (05:54):
An off duty pilot is facing eighty three counts of
attempted murder for allegedly trying to crash an Alaska Airlines flight.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
What an idiot?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Idiot?

Speaker 9 (06:04):
The airline set a flight from Everett, Washington to San
Francisco on Sunday that was operated by Horizon Air had
to divert to Portland due to the incident. Police say
the suspect was sitting in the flight deck jump seat
and tried to pull the fire extinguisher handles to shut
off the engines. He was taken over by the flight
crew and he remains behind bars.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh good God, I thank you. Isn't it funny? It's
not funny, but wild how one person can could just
turn a little lever and the whole plane goes down.

Speaker 9 (06:33):
Yeah, I've seen so many movies where it happens, but
I didn't believe it could actually happen.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Apparently it can.

Speaker 9 (06:38):
The House remains without a speaker going on three weeks now.
A speaker forum was held yesterday night to hear from
those who filed to run, with an internal election set
for today. Vice Chairman of the House GOP Conference Mike
Johnson said that it may be a long day when
asked by reporters how things.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Are expected to play out today.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
And finally, the Moon might be forty million years older
than scientists previously thought.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh god, I feel that way every morning.

Speaker 9 (07:07):
That is according to a study published in Geochemical Perspective's
Letter that looks at the remnants of molten crystals from
the surface of the Moon. Scientists from Chicago's Field Museum
said those shards have the record of an ancient cataclysm
that suggests that the Moon's intense creation happened way earlier
than we thought.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
So that's interesting. And those are your three things?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
You guys ready for your Tuesday? Yeah, okay, let's give
it a whirl.

Speaker 11 (07:33):
Lly.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Hey, I'm at sharing.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
What's good?

Speaker 12 (07:36):
As metro boomers ran in the Moon Show. State Farm
is there for your what ifs about insurance. That way,
instead of wondering things like what if I don't understand
my policy, you can use that time to ponder other things,
like a good neighbor. State Farm is there.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Elvis Da ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Waking up, getting going, trying to figure out what this
day means? What are we doing today? I mean, I
know how we're going to the day. We're going to
end the day in a haunted house in downtown Manhattan.
Oh so we're gonna show up from makeup and then
when you show up to Danielle's hellow scream at blood
matter tonight. Wow. We have no idea how this is
going to turn it out.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm excited. I'm so excited. But okay, let's talk about
the divided room here, Danielle. So Gandhi is not excited
about it. She's excited for you.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Yes, I'm so happy for you.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
So Gandhi, what is it about this?

Speaker 7 (08:29):
Are you going to be able to make up with
us and go in and be a part of the terror.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
I told Danielle that I have a way I get
through haunted houses, and it is just closed my eyes,
stare at the ground, and hold on to the person
in front of me.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
But you are the haunted house.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (08:43):
And she keeps saying that because I'm going to see
it beforehand, and they're going to put all the makeup
on us, like I won't be scared. I will be, Danielle.
I'm going to really try to do this for you.
Thank you, because like Elvis said, the inside cannot be
worse than the outside, being in New York, So I
will try, but I can't guarantee.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
Okay, I'm gonna try, all right.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
So Froggy's not in town so he doesn't have to
worry about this. But Scott, I mean, Froggy says he'll
never ever, You'll never go into a haunted house ever.

Speaker 13 (09:08):
No, I'm not getting within five hundred miles of that place. No,
it would, No, I would scare the hell.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Out of me, Daniels, Doggy, Froggy, Froggy, What if you
were an actor in there? What if you were standing
in a corner and your job was to scare people?
Is that still scary to you?

Speaker 13 (09:21):
It's not safe for a person with bring neneurysms to
go in there.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Okay, that's claim.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
But answer, I should have thought of something like that.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
All right, So, producer Sam, are you the same way.

Speaker 14 (09:31):
Are you?

Speaker 15 (09:32):
Yeah, there's a zero percent chance I'm gonna be in there,
but I'm showing up for Danielle and I'll be, you know,
outside with other people who are like me being like yay,
you guys in there, Well you at.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Least put makeup on and like scare people outside?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Sure, okay, outside sounds safe.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I do not understand the logic here.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
It's not logical. It's all fear and emotion.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
We're all we're all acting, we're actors.

Speaker 13 (09:54):
We're gonna be.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Sitting there getting your makeup done with all the other actors.
You're gonna see the place before the lights go out.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
So it's kind of.

Speaker 15 (10:00):
Like like whatever in this situation, I'm gonna come out
and go ah, and then people are gonna go ah,
and then I'm gonna turn around look behind me and
go what and like then.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
We're all gonna run. So I guess when the're scared
is scared? We got an issue. Scotty Bee, are you
going to the house tonight? I mean, you're okay with
this stuff, right? You know?

Speaker 16 (10:18):
I get scared very easily. But I think if I'm
doing this scaring, then it's okay exactly. Plus my daughter's coming,
so I have to be strong for her.

Speaker 13 (10:25):
Okay, to be strong.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
We're not talking about going to war here, We're going
to a Yeah, straight Nate, you're gonna be okay tonight, Right,
I'm gonna be fine.

Speaker 10 (10:32):
Can one of the rooms be Scotty and I feeding
each other bananas?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Frightening? You know we enjoy that me too a little bit.
In a weird, strange way, we actually could, with all
the flaws and faults of this show, we could actually
have many rooms in a haunted house. It's the banana
eating a homo erotic room with Scotty Bee and straight Nate.
Oh yeah, there's Scared dancing like an old white man

(11:00):
with his like like raising the roof Rodrigo Mann exactly
my room.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
We just have clowns and mayonnaise.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Exactly the clown for me, Daniel's clown and mayonnaise room.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'll be paying up my husband's loans. That's my horror room.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well, think about that. Think about all the things in
your life, if you can compartmentalize them into each each room,
all the things that make you nuts in your life.
You could actually have your own haunted house.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
We have haunted I guess if you want to paint
a picture here, we have haunted houses in our minds
and our brains.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
We live. We live in our own haunted house every day.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
What would scare me?

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Just the same song on repeat over?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yes, well we call that Z one hundred right. No,
I don't know. If someone's asking what, what would scare me?
What would you guys know me better than me? What?
What would be my scary room in the haunted house?
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (11:53):
Chicken palms chasing you, trying to have business discussions with.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
You, people try to have a meeting.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
It's ring. It's the Elvis, the Elvis haunted room of denial.
I don't want to have a phone ringing some one
trying to talk to me. That would be like the
most horrific psychotic room ever. No, Garrett would have like
a room of sugar and gluten because he's diabetic, right, cron,

(12:23):
I mean, what does he have Celiac Celia celiac thing going? Anyway,
let's get into the horoscopes. Who are you doing these with?

Speaker 3 (12:31):
With Danielle today. It's practically her holiday, so excited. Happy
Danielle Day everyone.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Just a reminder, it is Drake's birthday today, so that
means you can get your chicken sandwich, the free chicken
sandwich across the country at Dave's Hot Chicken.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
So yeah, you know you're two blocks away from Dave's
Hot Chicken right there on fifty fifth story. You're on
in fifty six and eighth. I believe all right, let's
go all.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Right, So Capricorn, your strategic thinking will make a huge impact.
Your day is a ten Aquarius.

Speaker 15 (12:59):
Prioritize mental peace by engaging in mindful practices.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Your day's a seven all right.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Pie Sees. Rejuvenate your energy by giving yourself a break.
Cancel some plans this week.

Speaker 15 (13:07):
Your date is a five, Hey, Aries, Your innovative ideals
will lead to new opportunities only if you share them
with people who can help. Your day's an eight Taurus.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Try to begin some serenity to your team. They can
use the extra calm.

Speaker 15 (13:18):
Your date is a six Gemini. Let your kindness lead
the way. Step back from feeling right all the time.
Your day's a nine Cancer.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Trust your journey even when it feels like success is
far away. Your date is an eight Leo.

Speaker 15 (13:29):
Today's about learning, so keep an eye open for opportunities.
Your day's a six Virgo.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Your unwavering opinion will help solve an issue for a
loved one.

Speaker 15 (13:36):
Your date is a nine, Hey, Libra, focus on your
own mental health. You can't pour from an empty cup.
Your day's a seven.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
A right, Scorpio. Nurture a fading connection by reaching out
to a friend or family member.

Speaker 15 (13:46):
Your date is an eight, and finally, Sagittarius, it's time
for your analytical skills to shine.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
You got this.

Speaker 15 (13:51):
Your day's a nine, and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 13 (13:54):
Excellent.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Danielle's working feverishly over there for her first report of
to day. What do you have coming up?

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Why is Ford Krueger's sweater red and green?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
As a science? Science?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Really really? And Tyler Harry You're going to see a
lot more of him on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
That would be one of Daniel's rooms. That are her
haunted house, me ruining her stories exactly exactly, all right,
that and more all the way. Real name Elvis Beyonce Marshall,
Medlis Durant.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
We talk about being scared of a haunted house. We're
not even there because you know, we're using our imagination.
Our imagination is getting the best of us. Well, that's
what audible is about. Audible listening to these books like
today the Britney Spears book is out. Yeah, you can
use your imagination and be there when she shaved her head.
You could be there when she walked into the gas

(14:51):
station bathroom without shoes on hope. She talks about that
in the book Look, Let your Imagination Go wild, discover
new worlds of adventure, impossibility. Do you a book's podcasts, originals
all in audible escape the every day with exciting stories
and ideas, mystery, intrigue, motivation, or biographies like the one
out today. Britney Spears does some of the audible right,

(15:12):
but the rest of it's done by Michelle Williams.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Williams.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
If you're looking for any kind of reset, there's also
the latest in health and wellness and inspiring titles for
getting ahead, achieving your goals, shaking up your fitness routine,
whatever you want. You put those earbuds in and you
go into your own world because you deserve it. You
own your world. An Audible helps you enjoy your world.
It's about your imagination. Musicians, actors, writers, they're all in
there with stories to tell you. So why don't you

(15:36):
try for free? We love Audible. You'll love it too.
Try it for free for thirty days. It's a thirty
day trial. Go to audible dot com slash elvis. You'll
love it. Audible dot com, slash elvis. Get it to
the Danielle Report. I'm going to try not to ruin
your stories. Here's the problem. You sit down in the
morning to write your stories. At the same time I'm
reading the same stories, right, so I know where you're
going with it. I'm like, oh, there's so much great

(15:57):
stuff out the news today.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
If you can pretend you to.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Okay, I'm going to be so surprised at every turn, Danielle,
what do you have going on? All?

Speaker 15 (16:05):
Right?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Well, Drake I told you before celebrating his birthday today birthday, Okay,
do not do that. He's teaming up with Dave's Hot
Chicken giving away free chicken sandwiches across the country. This
is amazing. So if you want, you can go up
to Dave's and say, give me my free chicken sandwich,
but say please, that would be nice. So Wes Craven,

(16:29):
who gave us Freddy Krueger, was talking about Freddy Krueger's
sweater and why it was red and green, and yes,
it does have to do with science. Apparently the combination
is the most difficult for the eyes to see. Has
nothing to do with Christmas colors or anything like that,
he said. He read in a scientific article that the
combo is the most difficult for the human eye to see.

(16:50):
So he wanted to make the clothes on Freddy even
more comfortable, uncomfortable for us to watch when we were
watching the movie. That wor Yeah, totally worked. Tyler Perry
is going to be on Netflix a lot more. He
just inked a brand new deal with them. He's gonna write, direct,
produce feature films under a multi year first look deal.
So he's gonna get like eight pictures over four years.

(17:13):
It's gonna be pretty cool, pretty nice deal for Tyler Perry.
Britney Spears's book is out today. Yes, I know that
Diamond's already up to like chapter three or four.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Well, how she didn't?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Can you check in with you as Diamond? How is
Britney's book so far.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, three chapters in what are you thinking?

Speaker 17 (17:29):
It's too early for me to say that I love it,
but I'm into it. Okay, I'm into it.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
So what does she talked about? Go ahead and spoil Okay.

Speaker 17 (17:35):
She talks about her childhood, right, so, there are certain
things that she mentions at the very beginning, like maybe
the first chapter that kind of makes sense. It's not
necessarily a foreshadowing of her life, but like certain things
in the way that she's been treated by her family
specifically makes it come to me.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, okay, we'll leave it right there. All right, Well,
when you're gonna sit down in yeah, give her now,
when you're gonna start to back into four, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
Maybe during the commercial break, all right, Well, let's not
be effective at work today.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Let's not let today be the day of productivity.

Speaker 17 (18:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well, thank you, I'm sorry, Daniel.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Go ahead, that's okay. So she also talks about how
she was seriously considered for the Alley Roll in the
Notebook back in two thousand and four. There's a newly
released video of her audition, showing her twenty one years
old back then acting her heart out for the casting director.
Apparently she blew them all away, and she said, even
though it would have been fun to reconnect with Ryan
Goslin after their time on Mickey Mouse Club, she's glad

(18:34):
that she didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Well, look at this story that Garrett just sent us.
What Britney Spears slams Ryan Seacrest over a two thousand
and seven interview. Oh, she took aim at Ryan Seacrest
over focusing on whether she was a fit mother rather
than the album in two thousand and seven she wanted
to talk about.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Oh, I wonder if our interviews in the book we
were nice, right, we were nice to her.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, she almost killed my dog.

Speaker 13 (18:56):
But yeah, back to you.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
All right, So, Froggy, you're not the only one that
wasn't a fan of Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes' special handshake.
Apparently people think it was cringe online and on the internet,
and they're all like, yeah, that was uncomfortable, a little
bit cringe for me. So they think it's a publicity stunt,
you know, you know how it goes. So there you go.
So a lot of people getting ready for Halloween don't

(19:20):
know what costume they want. Maybe they want an easier costume. Well,
there's some Halloween hairstyles that you can do yourself which
makes getting dressed easier. So if you decide to be
Wednesday Adams, you can do the little braided pigtails. That's
very simple. Elviru's eighties Bob is not too hard if
you tease the hell out of your hair. Barbie's half

(19:40):
up and half down, Scarlet's Witchwaves from Marvel Mortitia adams
pin straight hair, just giving you some ideas if you
just don't know what to go with this Halloween season.
And remember the wax figure of the Rock in Paris
where his skin color is way too light. Well, he
says there's a bunch of details about this that he
he's going to get fixed, and the first thing will be

(20:01):
his skin feller, so he knows that it's not good.
People are saying he looks like mister Clean or Vin Diesel,
so he definitely wants to get that taken care of.
And by the time the fifth and final season of
Stranger Things starts filming, the kids are gonna be a
lot older. So the producer and the director says, don't worry,
we have hair and makeup and wardrobe that are amazing.

(20:24):
They're going to bring them to life. They're gonna make
them look as young as they possibly can. We're gonna
use all the tools available to us. Now they didn't
say they they use CGI, but I wonder if they're
gonna have to at certain points. But I guess we'll
have to just see how old the cast looks and
go from there.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well, I heard that iHeart wants to do that with us.
Oh really bringing young.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Dancing with the Stars is on tonight, The Voice is
on tonight. I'm so excited. Hot Potato. The Story of
the Wiggles is on Amazon. So if you followed the
Wiggles since the beginning, Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff the
original Wiggles all about that and how they became the
Wiggles up today with our friends like John and Sahai,
So make sure you check that out.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
The Millie Vanilli.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Documentary specials on Paramount Plus as well.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
And yes, I need to see that, by.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
The way, and don't forget you've got your Britney Spears
out today. You can download it on audible. She reads
part of it, not the whole thing, or of course
you can just get the book and that's my daniel report.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Well, whatever Danielle just told you to do tonight, don't
do that. You come out and see us at Danielle's
hellow scream at Blood Manner. Yes, from seven to ten tonight.
All the info and how to get your tickets. They're
fifty dollars, but proceeds go to Saint Jude Children's Research Hospital.
All the info and tickets if you want to purchase
them now go to Z one hundred dot com slash

(21:47):
scare and we'll see you tonight.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
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Speaker 1 (22:12):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I know we're rolling solo today, it's just us and
that's good. I love that. But tomorrow we've got guests.
Our buddy uh well, we have two pep so Joe
Gotto and we have who else is coming to Oh
my god, we have two of our best friends coming tomorrow,
Joe Gatto or Gatto Gatto. This is Ghatto and Barbara
Corkman tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I hope they don't mind us coming dressed like crap
because we haven't a late night. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I think they're used to it by now. With us.
You know, we have a late night in the Haunted House.
And I'm telling you right now that place is as
haunted as f The building is haunted even without a
haunted house going on inside, which makes it even more fun.
So I'm excited tonight's the night and finally, you know,
Olive Daniel's work, it's paying off. Yeah, Nate, what do

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you think of.

Speaker 10 (23:05):
So when Jim Lorenzo was in here talking about the
history of the building, the fact that Abraham Lincoln took
the picture that was on the five dollar bill or
is on the five dollar bill, you know, like the
history of Abraham Lincoln, Like the Abraham Lincoln bedroom is
haunted right at the White House. Yeah, and that he's

(23:25):
had so many hauntings through the years. His funeral train
they say they still see it in parts of the
Midwest occasionally he's creeping around the Lincoln bedroom in the
White House.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
You know, if you want to listen to an incredible podcast,
Our friend Patty Steele does this podcast and she actually
does a story about the night President Lincoln was shot
at the theater. She does a story about the other
people that were with them, their guests who went to
see the play with them. And she also has another

(23:57):
one out today. Oh my god, let me find it.
Hold on, I's got it here. It is, of course,
Patty Steele. The name of her podcast is The Backstory
with Patty Steele. This one the title is called The
Bloody Halloween Origin Story. Halloween is pretty fabulous, But where
did it all start? Turns out its origins go back
thousands of years to ancient Ireland and a holiday that

(24:18):
featured costumes, jack o' lanterns, feasting, drinking, bonfires, and human sacrifice.
The Backstory with Patty Steele follow and listen on your
on iHeartRadio on where you get your podcasts. I can't
wait to listen to this one. Fascinating. She really knows
how to tell the story and she's really diving into
Daniel's favorite holiday, Halloween. Pretty cool. The Backstory with Patty Steele.

(24:42):
Go listen to it. It's a part of our morning
shows family of podcasts. Speaking of how serial killers doing,
Scotty Be, you know Scotty Be. It's doing wonderful and
Andrew have serial Killers. It's all about breakfast cereal. Yeah, like,
what's the latest one all about?

Speaker 16 (24:58):
Well, yesterday's we're featuring three brand new cereals that Walmart
put out. One of them is kettlecorn, another one is
caramel apple and a chocolate mint cereal, which is interesting.
M Yeah, and it's kind of for fall.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
And speaking of podcasts, Gandhi's finally Yeah, she launched. She
launched it. She did her first podcast the other day
for your series of podcasts, I did What'd you Do?

Speaker 9 (25:21):
So I interviewed a fascinating guy named Bertie Gregory. So
it hasn't actually launched yet. We're holding it for I
think a couple more weeks. He is a wildlife photographer
and documentarian and the stuff that he has done with.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
His life is fascinating.

Speaker 9 (25:38):
If there's a series right now, it's called Animals up
Close on Disney Plus. I don't know if you guys
have watched it or not, but the place is that
he goes. He's gone to the Antarctic, to the Arctic,
to Galopagus Islands. He's found elephants, forest elephants. It's just
amazing stuff.

Speaker 11 (25:52):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Yeah, he's really cool.

Speaker 11 (25:53):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
See, that's what you do if you want to do
a podcast, and if you're listening to this conversation with
us right now, I'm telling you, if you have a
podcast in you, you can do it. You just do
it about things that fascinate you. When we do the show,
you know, we try to be well rounded and do
things that we find are interesting to a whole spectrum
of people. In your podcast, it's really all about you

(26:15):
and what makes you fascinated. And that's what makes it
a great podcast because your enthusiasm is so present because
you're doing something about well, like Gandhi's doing the wildlife
because you you love wildlife, you love stories about it,
and people who are professionals in the wildlife world.

Speaker 9 (26:30):
It's so fun to just be able to completely indulge
in what you want to. It feels very selfish, like
get me, Jason, Momola, it's gonna be amazing.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I'm so excited, so cool, so cool. Hey, you know,
thank you for texting us. By the way, you can
text at fifty five one hundred, and we do when
we have a moment, we do take a look. And
I can always kind of tell how the world is
rolling by the texts, because one day we'll get I mean,
it's like a full moon in an emergency room at
a hospital. Some days we have all the crazy is

(27:00):
all the I mean, the freaks come out at night,
you know, and it's it's and it's like across the board,
like almost every text is just out of control. And
what today's texts are very, very delicate, and I'll tell
you what's going on. So many people are texting and
just saying thank you for being here. You have no
idea how important your show is to me. I've been
going through a lot of rough times. To be able

(27:21):
to spend time with your morning show is a treat
and takes my mind off of all the awful things
going on in my life. Now, I say that that's
just an example of one text. We've had dozens of
the same type of text coming through. People are in
they're in hurtful situations, they're sad, they need a friend,
and they're so thankful that we do this show, but

(27:43):
I'm noticing them all at the same time. Are you
watching the same text, Nate, You've seen the same.

Speaker 10 (27:48):
Today, and you know whatever, I think part of it
is everything going on in the world, you know. And
and like you always say of us, we're an escape.
And I've realized that myself. We had a conversation yesterday.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
You know.

Speaker 10 (28:01):
I am so happy to come in here with you guys,
because it's four or five hours out of my day
that I don't have to deal with a lot of
stuff going on in my life, right and so I
really appreciate coming in here. And I can only imagine
what it's like to be on the other end listening
to us have a good time, you know. And I
know I would I would listen if I wasn't in

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here in the room with you.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh God, God, God, please. It helps our ratings if
you listen. But I mean, I can't even begin to
tell you. Here's one. You guys are so funny. You
make my day. Thank you so much, Thank you for
being you. I'm very grateful for you. Have an amazing day.
Someone here lost their brother two days ago and they
say we're the only thing that can put a smile

(28:44):
on their face, thank you. But so what this tells
me is there is this universal feeling of people need
to feel liked and loved right now, you know, and
whatever you're going through, and believe me, we're all going
through something, some things. Some of us are going through
heavier things than others. I get that. Whatever you're going through,

(29:09):
to take care of yourself, reach out to people, you
can have a two way conversation with You have friends
out there that do want to speak with you. Let
them know that you're hurting for whatever reason. Let them know, Hey,
you know what, I just wanted to reach out and
hear your voice because you make me smile the way
you said that to us on text, Say it to
someone else, call them, text them. And you know, my
prayer for you is that you remember that you know

(29:30):
there's an endgame to all this, right for all you
were talking about this earlier. What does our endgame in
this life? Where are we going with these lives of ours?
I mean, are we really truly just satisfied with living
day to day and whatever the day brings us? You know,
some Buddhists will tell you it's not really about yesterday
or tomorrow. It's about today, right now, But no, there
isn't There is an endgame. There is a life that

(29:52):
we're heading toward. Are you in the right lane? Are
you on the right path to what it is you
want and deserve the life? It's some deep, heady stuff,
you know. I know, But you know, I don't mean
to be a downer because I don't think this is
this is a downward conversation at all.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
But now I think about it all the time. Am
I doing what I like?

Speaker 9 (30:12):
Is every day like in going in the direction of
what I want to do in the future. I think
so so far lucky.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Well, much love to you and thank you for listening
to it.

Speaker 18 (30:27):
Coming on Elvis dan in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
So you know what Danielle is really taking this haunted
house thing very seriously? Did you all get the memo
from Danielle?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
No, what is it?

Speaker 2 (30:40):
She sent out a memo to us about what time
we need to arrive at Blood Manor for her Danielle's
Hello scream at Blood Manner night tonight. You really have
taken ownership of your haunted house tonight. I love this.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
I just want to make sure everybody knows that please
arrive at five point thirty because makeup takes some time.
There are masks available if you're not comfortable with the
full face of makeup. Because I know a couple of
people ask me about that black jean, black pants, and
black shoes. But because there is blood and guts and
makeup involved, wear maybe a pair of black pants and

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shoes that you don't care so much about, because if
it gets ruined, do you know what I mean, if
the blood and guts don't come out, I mean, my
guess is it will, but you know, you just never know.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
So that's why we had a closet. We have a
closet full of Elvis Train Morning Show hoodies. Let's just
ruin them all with blood and gusts. There you go,
so scary. He's gonna wear his black Easy's tonight, his
only pair that's not only pair of black sneakers.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Are good luck with thats socks, all right?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
So anyway, yeah, but by the way, that arrival time
is for us, not everyone else, because we're gonna be
locked up and getting makeup, so you.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Don't need for everyone else.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Forget she said that. So it's seven to ten tonight
at Blood Manner all the info at Z one hundred
dot com slash scare fifty dollars to come through the
house and proceeds go to Saint Jude Children Treats Her Hospital.
But anyway, I love how you're taking ownership of your haunted.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
I love this for you, daniel I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I'm hoping.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
I mean, I would love for it to go so
well and next year we expand on it and it
gets bigger and better, but we know, we start small
and see what happens. I'm just excited. I'm excited that
it's happening in that Blood Matter is actually letting us
do this, and they're very excited. I called them yesterday
with a million questions and Jim goes, we got this.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Danielle, don't it's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
We got this.

Speaker 11 (32:24):
You're good.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
So yesterday Alex said, let's go do something different today.
So we went to American Dream, the most amazing, amazing.
We called it a retail, what do you call it?
Destination till destination so fabulous. We had a great lunch
at Carpaccio, had some wine, we did some shopping. Someone
just sent a text saying they saw us at American
Dream yesterday, but they didn't say hi. Oh please, if

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you see us wherever we are, come say hello to us.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
But we had a great day at American Dream. That
place is fascinating. And to go on a Monday where
it's not, you know, as crazy as the weekend. You
have a whole place just to rome because it's massive
and it's just I love it. I can't wait to
go back.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
Nickelodeon Universe, yep, so many things to do there exactly.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
We went to that tilt museum, took some pictures.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Did you play mini golf? They have a great mini.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
No, we had wine though at Carpaccio.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Played mini golf after the woe I know.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Anyway, anyway, so thank you to our friends and American Dream.
And we didn't you know, we have many friends that
worked there. I didn't tell anyone we were going. We
just snuck in and snuck out just so we could
just you know, have a day. What a great destination. Anyway,
we do have a one thousand dollars freema ony phone
tap on the way. We've got guests tomorrow. Barbara Corkan's
going to come in. We love Barbara Corkran. Also Jim

(33:40):
Gatto's Jim Gatto. I can't get anyone's name right today,
John Gatto. It's Joe Ghetto, Joe Gatto coming out. I'm sorry,
I'm brain fart all over the place today. My apologies.
Let's get into the three things we need to know

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from Gandhi, Gandhy. What's going on all right?

Speaker 9 (34:03):
Former President Trump's civil fraud trial resumes today following a
COVID delay, with ex lawyer Michael Cohen expected on the
witness stand. His former attorney is expected to testify that
nothing happened at the Trump organization without the Boss approving it.
Cohen and the former president have been on the out
since Cohen told a House committee about hush money paid
to porn stars Stormy Daniels.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
SeaWorld we know gets.

Speaker 9 (34:26):
A lot of crap for a lot of things, but
they're making history by helping grow a critically endangered species.
The theme park says three small toothed sawfish pups were
born at its facility back in July. It's only the
second aquarium in the world to have a successful birth
Among the species, the newborns include two females and one male,
each measuring about two feet long. Small tooth safwtfish have

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a similar resemblance to sharks. They're actually kind of terrifying,
but their categorized as rays. SeaWorld officials say that the
creatures are continuing to receive regular health checkups. And finally, today,
something fabulous is happening in Iceland.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Well, I think it's fabulous.

Speaker 9 (35:04):
Tens of thousands of women, including the Prime Minister, are
walking out on their jobs to protest gender inequality. Keep
in mind, Iceland is actually ranked as one of the
world's most progressive countries when it comes to gender equality,
but some women still earn less than twenty percent of
what their counterparts earn. Some actually earn twenty at least
twenty percent less than their counterparts.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Aren I mess that up?

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Sorry.

Speaker 9 (35:27):
As part of the protests, women are also being encouraged
not to do any household chores to show the importance
of their contribution to society. This will be Icelandic women's
first full day strike in almost fifty years.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Wow. Yeah, I think I'm Icelandic.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
Yeah day and all the girls just walk out, okaynya.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
You know what, It'll be very effective because if you
guys women cease to do what you do every day,
the whole world is gonna fall that hell apart. Absolutely,
you know, well, you know I acknowledge that. No, you
don't have to walk out around here for me to
tell you.

Speaker 9 (36:01):
I know you appreciate us, but I still say this
Every year on International Women's Day, you guys give us
the show, which is so nice.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
However, it makes us work more, it does.

Speaker 9 (36:09):
I think we should get the day off and you
guys should have to work more this year International Women's.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
But I want to take off Innational Women's Day too
to take you up for lunch.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Okay, why don't they go shopping it?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
But anyway, yeah, they've been doing that. They first did
this in nineteen seventy five in Iceland. They call it
it's Women's day off. It's called venna fritzo gurin.

Speaker 10 (36:32):
If you say it can't hang out coveta covena frigiduran.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
I'm sure that's it irma gird anyway, So that's today
they're taking on the day off. They're walking out today,
walking out yep, I love it. Thanks for bringing that
story to us. So we have a one thousand dollars
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Speaker 1 (37:03):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Oh my god, can you hear my printer in the background,
I'm printing up things, more pieces of paper, things that read.
I love it, chopping down trees. Hey, So I just
asked a very interesting question, and it's interesting how you
guys answered this, and this is a great question to
take to work or school whatever today. If you could
have a house on a lake, would you want it

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facing a beautiful sunrise or facing a beautiful sunset. It's
interesting because I don't know. I love a sunrise because
my because I'm looking at one right now that's just
breathtaking and it really has a way of kicking off
the day. Yeah, and sets the pace. But you guys
mainly voted for sunset.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
I say sunset because well, one, I feel like we're
not home most of the time to see the sunrise,
but also the end of the day when I get
to like unwine with my husband and the kids and
we get to like watch some television or whatever. To
see the sunset would be amazing to watch that together.
That will be awesome.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
So I guess we should have a house right there
in the middle. Yeah, we need two houses.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
On the lake face both directions.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
We need to be on the bay and the ocean,
I guess.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
So.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Anyway, I don't know this sunrise thing. I'm so into it.
I see it every morning and it's just fantastic. I
can look toward you, guys, I'm looking toward the city,
I'm looking east right, and it's this bright neon orange.
It's almost like the sky is on fire.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I love it.

Speaker 10 (38:30):
I'll just love it so much. Yeah, Nate, what are
your thoughts? A sunrise is a conscious decision that you
need to make. You need to get up for it.
You need to physically get up and enjoy it. And
the counter argument to that is maybe you want to
sleep in and that sun is creeping through and you're like,
oh God, I just want to sleep for another hour.
But a sunset. Who doesn't enjoy a sunset? I mean,

(38:53):
it's there. You're you're up ninety nine percent of the time.
You can enjoy that.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
I go hunting for them. I look for sunsets all
the time.

Speaker 9 (38:59):
But I also always on the weekend. For whatever reason.
I think it's just my body clock.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
Here.

Speaker 9 (39:04):
I wake up and I always see the sunrise, and
I'm facing the city and seeing the sun come up
over New York City.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
There's something amazing about it. It's really pretty. But I
still prefer the sunset.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
Well, you know, what if you if you can get
both and that that's like, oh yeah, you went twice,
you know, and it would thank you Universe for giving
us such a such an incredible, incredible view every morning
and every night.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah, frog, what are you thinking.

Speaker 13 (39:26):
I live on a h It's not really awake. It's
more of a pond. Danielle's seen it, and we get
gorgeous sunsets where it's like that pink, pink and blue sky.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Oh.

Speaker 13 (39:36):
I just love going out back and just watching the sunset.
It is so so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Well, oh god, I just want to I just want to.
I want to hug myself.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
I saw that.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
I did.

Speaker 7 (39:50):
I grab my nipples like, oh god, this is yes,
I'm grabbing my nipples thinking about a beautiful sunrise'll be
out of our minds.

Speaker 19 (39:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Hey, uh so tonight people are still texting in they
want to know how to join us tonight for Danielle's
Hello Scream at blood Manor. I mean with or without us.
Blood Manner is an amazing destination and you should. If
you're in New York, you should go. If not tonight,
whatever night they're open, make sure you're there all the
inflow to join us tonight at Z one hundred dot
com slash scare. And if you want to donate money

(40:21):
to Saint Jude Children's Children's Research Hospital, which we're raising
money for tonight at Daniel's hellow Scream, you can go
to that website as well, and you can donate right
there at Z one hundred dot com slash scare. All right,
let's get into the phone chap. Let's give away some
money here. Here we go.

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You wish this breakfast was from a Hello Fresh. You
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Speaker 7 (41:32):
Yeah, flout us. It's flute flutes because they're shaped like
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Is that way they're cold? Is that really why it's cold?

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Yes, shut up, I didn't know that.

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That's a good question.

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Speaker 1 (42:41):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
What's it all about, Danielle?

Speaker 4 (42:45):
All right, So Connor is phone tapping his friend Brandon.
Brandon has wanted to work at this wonted house for
years as a zombie. But you have to audition to
be in the house because it's that it's this is
a really cool house. So I call and I make
him look audition.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Really, all right, let's listen.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Good morning, Hey Brandon, It's Lisa from Mollas.

Speaker 8 (43:09):
I'm in a meeting right now's me one minute to
step out?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Okay, all right, I'm are you in a bathroom?

Speaker 13 (43:19):
All right?

Speaker 4 (43:19):
So here's the deal. When you came the other night,
we loved you. You have the look that we want
for this. Oh yeah, so I just I needed to
feel that you are zombie material. So I need you
to give me your best grandpa zombie.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
Zi. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah, well that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay, how
about now the guy comes to the door. You open
the door and it's a zombie pizza guy. What does
the zombie pizza guy sound like?

Speaker 8 (43:50):
Here's your pie, It's got food and brain.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
That no, that sounds more like a pirate. We don't
want a pirate.

Speaker 8 (43:59):
Zombie bombies sound alike.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Oh my gosh, no, you need to take zombie one
oh one. Zombies have different sounds depending on what happened
to them before they passed, Just like.

Speaker 8 (44:11):
Like that type of thing, right, Hell, all right, to
think them good? What happened someone just entered the office,
that's all. I just want them for good.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
So people hear you making these sounds.

Speaker 8 (44:27):
They come in the office, don't hear me.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
But I'll be good for that, all right, so we
can continue.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah, okay, okay, this.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Is the type of one to ask where if someone
gets scared, we allow them to like take it out
on the zombie. Are you cool with that?

Speaker 8 (44:42):
So I might get like hit.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Well, we don't let them hit above the face because
we don't want to mess up the makeup that we
spend hours doing. But like you know, chest and arms
and so do you want a jockstrap?

Speaker 8 (44:54):
Do I own a jockstrap?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (44:56):
Probably from high school.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Because if this, if somebody kicks you when you scare them,
you want to make sure that the stuff is protected.

Speaker 8 (45:04):
Kick me.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
That's what I'm saying. This makes us better than the
other haunted houses where it's you know, it's a different
feel in the haunted house.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
Okay, I guess.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
So there's different packages, So are you are you okay
with that?

Speaker 8 (45:16):
Is it possible to work that particular package?

Speaker 20 (45:19):
No?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Yeah, Unfortunately, have to do everything.

Speaker 8 (45:23):
Right.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
It's not that they're hitting your brand and they're hitting zombie.

Speaker 8 (45:28):
Branded, but they're hitting the actual brand and underneath all
of the zombie branded.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Okay, what would two zombies having sex sound like, go,
that's pretty good. That's a good one. All right, well okay,
what would a zombie sitting on the toilets sound like?

Speaker 8 (45:52):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
That's good. Way one more time?

Speaker 8 (45:58):
You're good?

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Is that?

Speaker 15 (46:02):
Connor?

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Yeah, Connor, you want to tell them what's going on.

Speaker 13 (46:06):
I'm on the phone too, man, you can.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Oh, year, this isn't an audition. Daniel and over Melvis
Durant in the Morning Show, and we're just phone tapping you.

Speaker 8 (46:17):
Oh, I'm gonna kill.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
You Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Oh we love it. You love a good phone tap
when the last words are I'm going to kill you. Okay,
good job, Danielle, Hope you're happy. Welcome, there you go.
Line sixteen is Sue. Sue just won one thousand dollars
with the free money phone tap. Congratulations Sue. Oh my,
I know how cool is that? A thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (46:44):
That's a lot of money, a lot of dead presidents,
a little lettuce.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
You got it. Holy crap, that's a great response. I
love holy crap. If you think about what it is, literally,
it's not good anyway, Sue. One thousand dollars coming your way.
We're gonna ship it to you. Don't let your your
your postman and rip you off. And what are you
doing today, Sue? You're you're a thousand are what are
you gonna do to spend that money?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Well, right now, I am on my way to work.

Speaker 9 (47:08):
But every morning, on my way to work, I check
on my eighty nine year old mom.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
A cup of coffee.

Speaker 18 (47:16):
And then go to work.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
You tell your mom we said happy Tuesday. She's gonna
be really proud that her daughter on a thousand dollars.
So cool, oh so cool. Well share the love. Thank you, Sue.
We're shaking for you. Hold on one second, don't leave now.
Look at that. Don't you want to be like Sue?
Tomorrow morning? Thanks to HelloFresh, another thousand dollars free money
phone tap on the way, and don't forget Hello Fresh

(47:40):
fifty percent off plus free shipping at HelloFresh dot com
slash Elvis. You know, Danielle, you've time to slip one
in if you know what I'm saying. Okay, you know,
even though, oh my god, Scary's in a bad mood,
can you tell that you can hear his bad board?
Operating skills.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
You need?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
You're taking it on the show. Do you want to
order a different break since that one was so rancid
and awful.

Speaker 12 (48:02):
It wasn't rancid, it was awful. They just got They
just got the order wrong. I wanted to be Ali
and they gave me a bagel.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Well, you said the avocado was was dark and the brown.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Called it rancid.

Speaker 8 (48:11):
I heard it.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
It was rancid.

Speaker 12 (48:13):
It was just all messed up, and my day is
off to on the wrong foot because of bad breakfast side.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Well, I know, but we're now we're paying the price
because if you were a bad breakfast, Gotti just got
her breakfast. It looks awesome.

Speaker 9 (48:24):
Yeah, I'm so excited about mine because in all of this,
I decided to head up this order, which, by the way,
trying to get a group order for this group is
like splitting it at him. Finally got it, and then
they called, but we were on the air, so I
couldn't answer, and they couldn't make mine, so they just
canceled mine. I did all of this and they left
my breakfast down. I had to order something else here.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
We get that anyway, Well, enjoy your new breakfast. It's scary.
What were you want to feed something? Let's get into
the Danielle report. Daniel so much going on? Where do
you start.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Let's talk about Paddington Bear in the franchise. It's taking
another ride in theaters with Paddington in Peru. It's been
set for January twenty two, twenty five, release date, and
it will follow the Lovable Bears he heads to Peru.
So it's going all over the world at Paddington. Paramount
has made some scheduling changes because of this sag after strike,
since it's continuing as of right now, they've shuffled a

(49:13):
bunch of release dates with the hopes of maybe possibly
sticking to some sort of schedule. So like a Mission
Impossible is going to be moved. It was gonna come
out twenty eight, twenty twenty four, now it will be
Memorial Day twenty twenty five. They're doing that with a
lot of different movies. So yeah, Unfortunately. In a recent
interview with Gail King on CBS Mornings, jay Z discussed

(49:36):
that viral debate about whether you would take the five
hundred thousand dollars or dinner with him, and he recommends
taking the money.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
First, he says you can buy his albums and that
everything that I would share in a conversation is already
in my music, which can be purchased for ten dollars
and ninety nine cents.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
There you have us. That's a smart advice exactly.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
So he gives you good advice. Darius Rock was hanging
out with Kelly Clarkson yesterday and they talked about Halloween
and the supernatural, and Kelly asked him if he ever
had any ghostly experiences, and he said he saw his
grandmother's ghost when he was in college. He says he
woke up, saw her at the end of the bed,
rubbed his eyes. She was still there, and yeah, he

(50:19):
ran out of the room, of course, because he was
a little scared about that. You know, me, I would
have sat there and like trying to have her conversation.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Yeah, I know you would invite them in.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
You're crazy, I know it's crazy. So yesterday we talked
about Rihanna planning a major music comeback after you know,
focusing on being a mom and her fashion and everything else.
Now it looks like it's not happening, that it might
just be a rumor and that Danielle, I'm sorry that
she's not planning on doing this.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
I miss her music.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
I know we were just saying that, but you know,
Gandhi had a point that she really never has to
work again in her life.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
Yes, she said she really.

Speaker 9 (50:53):
I think she's happy and just chilling and she likes
being kind of out of the spotlight unless she wants
to be in it.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
And put your vote for your favorite Rihanna song so
we can play one. Okay, okay, right, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
So Jennifer Lopez has gotten rid of her final bachelorette pad,
the one, the last one that she had before she
got married to Ben Affleck. So she bought it for
twenty eight million dollars back in twenty sixteen. She sold
it for thirty four million dollars. It's in bel Air
and she made a nice little profit there. So yeah, okay,
Drake I told you this celebrating his birthday today, and

(51:26):
because of that, Dave's Hot Chicken is giving away free
chicken sandwiches across the country. So if you find a
Dave's Chicken the sandwich plays, go inside and tell them
you want to help celebrate jay Z's birthday.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Jay Dave's Hot Chicken, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Dave's Hot Chicken. Yeah, Drake's birthday.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
So heavy Birthday, Drake, Yes.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Heavy Birthday. We're gonna be eating chicken just for you.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Dan.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
To Go with the Stars is on tonight.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
You've Got the Voice, You've Got the Millie Vanilli documentary
on Paramount Polush. We want to watch that. Also, Hot
Potato The Story of the Wiggles on Amazon with our
friend Anthony Wiggle and Murray, Greg and Jeff those are
your original Wiggles and talks about how they started and
how they got to where they are today with our
other friends, you know, John Sahai and all our other
friendly Wiggles. I love now that the Wiggles are our friends.

(52:08):
It's fantastic. And that's my report.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Did ever, seriously, ever, in a million years, did you
think you'd be saying those words? Oh my god, the
Wiggles are our friends.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
And I told my mom this the other day. I'm like, Mom,
I'm like, I talk on Instagram with all of them now,
like you know, And my Mom's like, I'm never in
a million years or thought you would have been like, oh,
guess what Anthony Wiggles said today. She's like, how is
that even possible?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
I'm like, I don't know, It's nuts all right, did
we vote for our favorite Rihanna song?

Speaker 6 (52:33):
Oh myself, I might appear in a game leader.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Oh see, I'd like to go back to the very
beginning and her first hit on the replay.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Yeah, I want to hear Birthday Cake remix.

Speaker 9 (52:47):
They got that cake Cake Cake lemonade.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Okay, well, obviously we can't make a decision. Wait, you
said you had a game coming up? What game do
you have coming up?

Speaker 9 (52:57):
So yesterday we were talking about dirty lyric sent Everybody
just started naming songs with the dirtiest lyrics.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
So I thought we could do a spoken word version
of dirty.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Ings and of an a Rihanna song. I don't know,
there's nothing dirty in umbrella. That's a clean one.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
No, not that one.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
All right, all right, I'll tell you what. Let's take
a break, and she read, so listen, can we do this?
Can we do this?

Speaker 13 (53:16):
Now?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Is the clock okay? For us to do a contest?
All right? We're talking about dirty songs. We had a
few examples like my dingling me so horny. All right,
if you can figure out the dirty songs, you need
to know dirty music. You need to know your music.
You need to know the dirty songs. Oh okay, that's the.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
Rule, right, yes, absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Call us now one eight hundred two four two zero
one hundred Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Boys, my microphone's pulling aport.

Speaker 18 (53:43):
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Speaker 8 (53:47):
Let's do it.

Speaker 18 (53:48):
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Speaker 1 (53:53):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
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Start listening when you sign up for a free thirty
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Speaker 15 (54:18):
I know it's hard to wake up because the sun's
in your eyes.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
And sometimes life kind of sucks, but you got this,
and hey.

Speaker 11 (54:27):
You never know, there's a million different.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Ways that this whole day could go.

Speaker 14 (54:32):
So I'm just.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Popping in to say, what do you call it? This
coffee tastes like boo, it.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Does, tastes like crap.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Dysfunctional show. I got a producer of here screaming in
the corner.

Speaker 7 (54:53):
I got scary yelling because it's eggs you.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Elvis Ran in the Morning Gandhia.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I just sent your text, Hey are you on? Look
at us talking in the background with each other. I
just did that thing where I went up to my
coffee maker and stared at it and couldn't remember why
I was there. Ah No, But then I remember I
went here to make coffee. It seems like it's don't

(55:22):
you ever go into a room and go why am
I in this room?

Speaker 17 (55:25):
Like?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Why did I come in here? But I was standing
in front of my coffee machine right it was right there.
I'm like, why am I here? It seems like I
would have made a connection. I think we're all fried?
Is it fried?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Out?

Speaker 4 (55:38):
That happens to me all the time though. I always
walking around and go why am I here? And what
am I looking for?

Speaker 2 (55:44):
We're out of our minds? What what's causing this? Just
dementia I don't know, or just what Nate, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (55:51):
My thing is I will pick up a pen to
write down something so I don't forget. I will click
the pen and I'm like, what the hell was.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
I gonna write? Don't click the pin. Clicking the pen
made it click out of your head. Yes, scary, the
same thing for you.

Speaker 12 (56:07):
Last week on Saturday morning, I went, I took my
car out, started driving, got to the red light.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
I'm like, why did I go out? I swear to god,
I have no idea. Did you ever remember why you
got in your car and you drove later in.

Speaker 12 (56:24):
The day, Yes, because I needed toilet paper and I
found out the heart.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Oh my god, you're like a dog dragging your ass
on the bath mat. Thank God for the brown bath mat. Anyway, Yeah, okay,
so we're not nuts, right, This is a normal thing
to kind of lose your mind from time to time. Anyway,
we all have a lot going on in our lives.
I think if someone does, we're allowed to lose it sometimes. Hey,

(56:51):
so we're about to get into U. Gandhi's game called
spoken word dirty lyrics. Why did we started? Why did
we start talking about dirty songs?

Speaker 19 (57:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
It was it was Diamond. Yes, She's like before I
was born, you guys were into this song called Me
So Horny? What's wrong with you people? And we're like,
dirty songs have been around since way before us, and
they'll be around way after we're gone.

Speaker 9 (57:14):
Right, there's so many examples of the creepiest lyrics ever.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
It's true. So Welcome to Spoken Word, the Dirty Lyrics Edition. Yes, yeah,
this song doesn't even have lyrics and it sounds kind
of creepy.

Speaker 9 (57:28):
Should we play like a parental advisory warning right now?

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Like boo boo boo context?

Speaker 20 (57:34):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Okay, go ahead, it's your game, even though I'm hosting it.
Give us the legal out here? What all right?

Speaker 9 (57:40):
Parents, be careful because we're about to recite some lyrics
from some very popular songs, and you might have to
explain to your children what that means.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Okay, would that said? Let's go to line seven. Talk
to Christina out in Port Jeff, Hey, Christina II the
Hello Now you love music? You listen to us all
the time, do you know?

Speaker 8 (58:01):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (58:02):
I listened to you every morning on my way on
my or Josh Martinez.

Speaker 8 (58:07):
On the way home.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Okay, this is good new So you know lyrics? Too
many songs? Let's hope you know the lyrics to these
dirty songs? Okay?

Speaker 8 (58:15):
Okay, so't dreaming if I get them wong, But okay.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Here we go Spoken Word, May I do the honors?
Song number one? Move to the jacuzzi. Oh that booty,
smack it up, flip it, rub it down? Oh no,
the song.

Speaker 8 (58:34):
Is that, Oh it down? Is that only for morning?

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Oh no, no, that's do me by Bobby Brown Rub
It Down? Yeah, I guess that would be felt fifth
of Oh sorry, I get that wrong.

Speaker 8 (58:57):
I should have, but no, but.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
They get dirtier. Here we go. Let's do another one.
Here we go a red carpet dinger. It just roll out,
going ahead and scream you can't hold out. We can
do it in the pouring rain, running the train, when
it's hot or when it's cold out.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
That's a n.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Hm no, that's what's your fantasy by Ludacros. Sounds like this,
roll go ahead, it green, you can't hold out. We
can do it in thet There you go.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
It's not easy when you're reading those well, I know
it's the same words, though, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
It's just you know, all right, let's go for this one.
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
I like them round and big, and when I'm throwing
a gig, I just can't help myself.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I'm acting like an animal. Now here's my scandal. I
want to get you home and oh double up? Oh
oh is.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
That I like?

Speaker 20 (01:00:01):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
The name of the song is Baby Gone Bike cir
mix it. I like big bunches not the official title,
but we'll take it, all right. All right, we are
continuing now with song before spoken word, dirty lyrics, because

(01:00:23):
I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.
Sex in the air, I don't care. I love the
smell of it. Sticks, whips and change works.

Speaker 13 (01:00:38):
All right, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
But change and whips excite me, all right, so we'll
give her Change and whips is an acceptable title. All right? Sorry, yeah, okay,
here we go. Here's another one. Baby, I'm the sweetest
pee is the meanest hot girls, but I'm cold every season. No,
he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leaking. Yeah,

(01:01:12):
wah wah, booty like a pillow. He can use it
while he's sleeping.

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
Look, okay, that's it should be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
It should be. No, that's that's the sweetest pies do
a lipa in magna stallion.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Here it is the sweetest, is the meanest.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
But every season, how I got the pipes?

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Use it?

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
Whit?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:01:43):
Oh my god, I suck at this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
I'm so sorry. Well, just wait till you get to
number six. Here we go. Keep in mind, I've got
to do some self editing. All you ladies, pop yo
pea like this, shake your body, don't stop, don't miss,
all you ladies pop your pee like this, shake your body,
don't stop, don't miss. Just do it, do it, do it,

(01:02:07):
do it? Do it now? Is that what? Well?

Speaker 12 (01:02:16):
It's not it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
No, that's that famous hit my Kia called my neck,
my back.

Speaker 17 (01:02:25):
Like this, shake your body, don't stop, don't quit, all
you ladies pop that thing like this, shake your body,
don't stop, don't quit, just do it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Do it exactly. My back, my neck, my back, my
pe and my crack. All right, here we go. Here's
another one. You're doing really well? Oh no, I can't
this ghost? What is this word? Dose us close to

(01:02:57):
genius sold out Arenas? You can s my p Gilbert Arenas,
guns on deck, chest to chest, tongue on neck, international
oral sex. I never knew these lyrics were in this song.
Do you know what the song is?

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
I don't think that's Wait is that Pitbull?

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Let's Talk dirty to Me by Jason Derulo.

Speaker 19 (01:03:26):
I never.

Speaker 14 (01:03:27):
Genius sold Gilbert Arenas, guns on chest to chest, tongue
on nick.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
All right here we go, Wait, wait.

Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
My defense, those lyrics on the radio.

Speaker 13 (01:03:45):
You're you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I'm on your side on this, Christina, I totally agree
with you. All right, let's try this one. You may
get this artist right because you've been saying her name
over and over. Here we go. Now that bang bang bang.

Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
I let him hit it because he's slang Caine. He
tossed my salad like his name Romayne. And when we've done,
I make him buy me ballmain.

Speaker 9 (01:04:09):
Okay, that's Cardi.

Speaker 21 (01:04:10):
B No, No, that's Anaconda by Nicki Mina.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Because he said.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
There you go, all right, make them all right? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Okay, right, I didn't war.

Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
Yeah, I know, but I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Let's try this one scrap Okay, then we'll give you
that one since I messed you out. Okay, here we go.
Here's it's a win, all right. Okay, what about this classic? Baby?
We start slow, then you come up and park close. Girl,
I'm the whistleman and my bugatti the same notes. Show
me your perfect pitch. You got it my banjo? Talented

(01:05:06):
with your lips like you blew out a candle, so amusing, amusing.

Speaker 8 (01:05:14):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Yeah, that's whistled my flowe.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Show you've got it my banjo.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Okay, thank you, how many.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Has she gotten right so far?

Speaker 8 (01:05:32):
I've gotten one right and one one whatever they call.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Exactly right. Yeah, you've actually done a little bit. Now
you're you're doing better than you think. All right, let
me give you Let me give you one more. Okay,
here we go. This is this is a weird game
to do. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
Here the lips.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Could you just put that thing on me? Put that
thing on me so I can just freak on you.
I just freak on you and you could just freak
on me. And I'm gonna give it to you all
night long. I'm gonna show your body what your lips
are doing wrong.

Speaker 12 (01:06:06):
Oh yeah, oh my god, this is I'm not dirty.

Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
I think it was dirtier than this, but I'm really not.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
No, you're not dirty at all. That's touch it by money,
all right? Do you remember that?

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
My favorite line is that she realized today that she's
not as dirty as she thinks, and she's disappointed in herself.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
Well, thank you for pulling all these incredible lyrics there, Gandhi,
hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Now, you're not walking away empty handed. What do you
have for dirty Christina? Anything?

Speaker 8 (01:07:01):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:07:01):
We got two hundred and fifty dollars for you thanks
to Avis.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Oh my gosh, as want to be a part of this.
They are now thanks to Avis, you're driving away with
two hundred and fifty dollars. Hold on, Christina, it's been
a joy and I'm sorry that we started your day
like that.

Speaker 19 (01:07:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
I didn't know Jason Rula had those in his lyrics.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Yeah, and the.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
Song is called talk Dirney to Me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Yeah, you're right, You're right there, So Froggy knows. We
love Avis. Whether you're planning a weekend get away, a
road trip with your friends, or just a reliable ride
for any occasion. Remember one thing Avis has they got
your back, which is not a dirty lyric, that's really
what they have.

Speaker 13 (01:07:38):
Yeah, when you get there's a guarantee that your plans
are going to go a little bit sideways at some point.
ABIs makes it so you can always plan on them.
And we took their car to see Kayden over the
weekend for parents weekend. Oh, such a great, great, just
a super awesome experience. Car was clean, it was reliable,
and the car that we had it actually kind of
drove itself a little bit. It was great. They're driving guard.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Avis car's clean, clean and reliable, reliable, unlike this show.
So if you go to Avis dot com slash Elvis,
you can save up to twenty five percent off your
next rental card booking. That's Avis dot com slash Elvis.
I'm so befuddled. I don't even know what to do next. Yeah,
what's up? Scary?

Speaker 12 (01:08:16):
We could play one of those songs. I mean I
got them all cued up right here, like what do
you have? I got what's your fantasy? From Ludacris, my
neck my back from Keia.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
With Oh no, we can't play my neck my back
half The most of the words are edited out.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Jason derul play Jason.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Maybe Cardi B just because she guess Cardi.

Speaker 13 (01:08:33):
Sometimes what do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
What do you have? What about the right of the whistle?

Speaker 20 (01:08:41):
Song?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
I think tog dirty to me or Cardi B something
in there. It's still a good what do you have?

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
He just shut that song up.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
He's so mad because of his bagel problems.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
Yeah, because you've got rancid alvacado for breakfast, you're taking
it out on us. Okay, now let's listen to the
lyrics from a whole different point of view, shall we?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Here's where's two change? Don't who's the rap? They took
the rap? There's no two chains before? Had just turn
it off? Just turn it off?

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Are you kidding me? Sexy saxophone?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
It's like it's like Lisa Simpson playing the saxophone? What
happened to what happened to change? What happened to the rap?
They took it out?

Speaker 12 (01:09:35):
This is this is an iHeart?

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Who's they?

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Who took that out? I think? My god?

Speaker 8 (01:09:42):
They did?

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
What is going on? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
They took got to change?

Speaker 8 (01:09:47):
Can we.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Can we figure out? Can we get the real version
back in? Yes? Is there a reason? Do we have
a problem with two chains? But I don't both versions
I have? Says no rapo boo? I need some coffee.
Hold that just scald my dog? All right, well, my apologies.

(01:10:16):
We stand in solidarity with you. We think that song
needs the two chains rap put back on, and we'll
see what we can do to do that. I don't
understand where they took it out. Why would you take
that out?

Speaker 12 (01:10:28):
I guess because it's offensive, because it's filthy, and I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
Know, it's no more filthy than half the crap we have.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
I tell you what. Let's just move on, Let's get
into that. Let's do something more pleasant like the news.
All right, here we go the three things we need
to know from Gandhi. Then we'll take a break, we'll
come back, we'll get some sound on here with Garrett,
and we'll go whatever. Let's start with You're you're up, Gandhi,
You're up to bat? What's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:10:54):
We are all astounded by this one and off duty
pilot is now facing eighty three counts of attempted murder
for allegedly trying to crash an Alaska Airline's flight. The
airlines said it had a flight from Everett, Washington to
San Francisco on Sunday and it had to land in
Portland due to the incident. Police say the suspect was
sitting in the flight deck jump seat and tried to
pull the fire extinguisher handles, which would shut off the engines.

(01:11:18):
Of course, the flight crew overtook him. He now remains
behind bars. The House remains without a speaker going on
three weeks now. A speaker forum was held Monday night
to hear from those who filed to run, with an
internal election set for today. Vice Chairman of the House
GOP conference, Mike Johnson said that it's probably going to
be a long day as far as how things are

(01:11:40):
going to work out today. And finally, the oldest dog ever.

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
Has passed away. Bobie lived to be an he guesses.

Speaker 13 (01:11:49):
Oldest dog.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
I saw this like thirty something years old yet up
years old? Thirty one year old dog.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
In like human years?

Speaker 9 (01:11:57):
Yes, why amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
I know when I saw that story, I'm like, oh
my god, how fabulous. I hope he'd lived a great
life at the end, though, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:12:07):
I imagine that he did thirty one years. He died after
the oldest dog ever died before him, who was only
twenty three years old. It was a Chihuahuah. That dog
named Spike. Is well, there's now a dog named Spike
who was the.

Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
Oldest living dog. So, oh my god, we're with every dog.
I'm like, yes, please live to be thirty.

Speaker 20 (01:12:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Never there are people who don't live that long. You know,
it's just like, thirty one year old dog. How fantastic.
What a gift. Still no two chains though. People are
texting in their condolences anyway. Uh they're saying, do you
work for a bunch of snowflakes. They're constantly censoring giving.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
The lame versus version two.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I know you can't take out two chains, all right,
I tell you what, Let's take the break. Let's take
it that break. We'll be back and we'll go around
the room and get some sound in here with Garrett
right after this, So just hang on.

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Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Good Morning Show, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
You got that right. So much to do here, We've
got Danielle's report coming up. We've got to let's see
go around the room, see what's in the mind on
the minds and in the hearts of everyone who's sitting
in the room, and we're gonna get some sound in
here with Garrett. Tonight's Tonight we want you to join
us for Danielle's first ever Hallow Scream at Blood Manor
on Broadway. It's gonna be a hauntingly fun night. We're

(01:13:41):
gonna all get dressed up and be a part of
the fun. I have a question, Yes, what's that?

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
So listeners are gonna want to come and take pictures
with us while we're out on the streets, because we'll
be in and out of the house, which is fine?
Do we break character or are we supposed to stay
in character the whole time?

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
I think we should try to stay in character. I
don't know if we can, but I do have the suggestion,
if you're coming through the house, let's not post for
photos in a haunted house.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
No, not in the house, only out of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Yeah. Yeah, because we have to. You know, we have to.
We have our jobs to do. We're professional actors. Actors,
we're acting now, we're thespians.

Speaker 9 (01:14:16):
If I decide that I want to wear a mask
and not get my makeup done, yeah, for pictures, I
can leave the mask on.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
Yeah, you won't take it off.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
No, of course you're staying character. You are that ghoul
for the evenings.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
You are all right. So tonight's to night. If you
want to join us, it's fifty dollars to come through
the house. Of course, proceeds going to Saint Jude Children's
Research Hospital. And you can even donate online if you
can't make it tonight at Z one hundred dot com
slash scare. That's where you get your ticket and you
can donate and it's from seven to ten tonight at
blood Manner all the info. Like I said, Z one

(01:14:47):
hundred dot com slash scare. All right, Garrett, you got
some sound.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Alright?

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
So Gandhi was just did this story about the Alaskan
Airlines pilot who was arrested for trying to shut off
the engine on the plane while it was it was flying.
So this is the pilot that was actually flying the
plane talking back to the airport, going, uh, I got
this guy, don't worry.

Speaker 19 (01:15:07):
Well, he got the guy that tried to shut the
insur down out of the cockpit. And he doesn't sound
like he's having an issue in the back right now.
I think he used the dude. Other than that, yeah,
we won longforce and it seems to get on the
ground and part.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
He's so calm. I know, you know what. I love
pilots like that because they are so calm that a
guy just tried to kill everyone on board, and he's like.

Speaker 11 (01:15:33):
Well, we could have think that of control flip flying.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
He had a little puff. But if it's let our
crew take care of you.

Speaker 11 (01:15:42):
Let's sit back and we have some coffee maybe from Genterail.
Thanks for flying with us. I'm glad we're going to
make it their life. Now hit the gate in a minute.
The gates is occupied right now, so we're going to
sit here on the taxiway. If you could just keep
your seats so calm.

Speaker 7 (01:15:59):
I love it all right. So have you guys heard
of doctor Tucker. He's one hundred and one years old,
the oldest practicing doctor in Ohio. So he just got
inducted into his high school Hall of Fame along with
Travis Kelcey. And this is his acceptance speech.

Speaker 20 (01:16:14):
Okay, this nomination has shattered my modesty. This has all
been modified by the fact that it took me eighty
three years while it took Travis Kelcey ten years. And
I'm hoping that now that he and I are in
the same futurity, who will managed to get me the

(01:16:35):
autograph of his lady Taylor Swift.

Speaker 7 (01:16:39):
You got to do it at that point, right, I
bet he gets one for him, all right. We've been
talking about Dolly Parton, how she has a rock album
coming out. She's teaming up with Miley Cyrus to do
a version of Miley's Wrecking Ball. I would love to

(01:17:06):
see Dolly recreate that video with Miley on a wrecking Ball.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:17:10):
Hold on tight, Donny, Yes now, Elvis, I know you
love CBS Sunday Mornings. Did you get to see Pink's interview?
It's recorded and I have not seen it, but I've
heard bits and pieces.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Do you have some of it? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:17:20):
Little clip here Pink talking about how she almost died
back in nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 15 (01:17:25):
I was at a rave and I overdosed.

Speaker 8 (01:17:31):
I was on.

Speaker 12 (01:17:34):
Oh boy, ecstasy, angel dust, crystal, all kinds of things,
and then I was out done too much.

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
And then she quit right after that. Wow, jeoah would
too and may she was almost forced to quit. Yeah,
away so and staying on CBS. So Gail King is
sitting down with jay Z. I believe Thursday and Friday
they're going to air it. But they put out a
clip yesterday, and there's a meme that's been going around.
Would you except five hundred thousand dollars or go to
a dinner with jay Z, and jay Z kind of

(01:18:05):
puts that that meme to rest.

Speaker 14 (01:18:07):
You got all that in the music for ten ninety nine,
that's a bad deal. I would I wouldn't tell you
to cut a bad deal, like I don't take the
five hundred thousand. Go buy some albums and listen to
the albums.

Speaker 13 (01:18:18):
It's all it.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
So even jay Z says, take the money, don't be stupid. Yeah,
you can buy a lot of jay Z albums for that.
Well yeah, and he explains everything you're probably gonna ask
him is in the music. So pay the ten ninety nine,
get the five hundred thousand dollars, and everybody's happy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
What was your question earlier about the same topic, Nate,
Was it you like five hundred thousand dollars or dinner
with someone?

Speaker 20 (01:18:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Yeah, I had written that it was scary. What was
your question said?

Speaker 12 (01:18:42):
Is there anybody that you would actually take the dinner?
Because for me, David Beckham, Yeah, see, for.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Me, I would just take the cash every time.

Speaker 12 (01:18:49):
I can't think of one celebrity that I would rather
have dinner with the celebrity.

Speaker 9 (01:18:52):
Celebrity persons, No, five hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
But a loved one.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
Yeah, I loved one, Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Yeah, you can't do that the money, Yeah, no, no, you're
not playing fairly. And I would be yes on that, Danielle.
If I had a brief If I had a briefcase
with a half.

Speaker 13 (01:19:10):
A million dollars in it with David Beckham.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
You'd take that half a million in a heart.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
I would have to because I think my husband would
get mad at me if I over helping our family
with the money.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
Yeah, I have scaries, all three beastie boys, no matter,
I take the five hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
You're not a fan of.

Speaker 12 (01:19:26):
Five hundred thousand cares, can you?

Speaker 13 (01:19:28):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
It's a half a million dollars. What the hell are
you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Celebrities count for celebrities. Celebrities, No celebrities, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
I mean Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi. If you could have dinner
with Mahatma Gandhi, your great great grandfather, or take five
hundred thousand dollars. That's a heavy one. What would you do?

Speaker 9 (01:19:47):
I would absolutely take it with my great great grandfather.
But Scary said, we're not allowed to pick dead celebrities
or love Rianna.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
You love Rianna.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Any living being in the world, any living being.

Speaker 9 (01:19:59):
No, five hundred thousand dollars, Jason.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Guys, money must grow on your trees because five hundred
thousand dollars please.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Froggy Tiger Woods or what's the guy your Tom Brady?

Speaker 13 (01:20:13):
No, No, take the cash.

Speaker 9 (01:20:16):
You can buy your way into a charity event where
they are meet them anyway, and then still pocket hundreds
of fells.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Fine, five hundred grand? Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (01:20:27):
You've lost your marbles and money after taxes?

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Guys, really.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Still take the cash?

Speaker 7 (01:20:38):
Thank you, Garrett, You're gonna thanks for sorry, thanks for
lighting the fire.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Appreciate it. Bye bye, run for your life. Let's go
around the room. Obviously a bunch of millionaires in this room.

Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
If you can sleep with that celebrity, No, we're all
saying we take the money.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Yeah, I know. I'm saying, if you could sleep with
that celebrity, what would you if you could sleep with
Jason Momoa or have No, there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Were a couple of slips in there, you guys. I
could see I could see you guys. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:21:05):
It would ruinate if I had to lose all that
money to do it. It suck.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
I'm having dinner with you, but I want you to
know I could have had five hundred thousand dollars. So
past the potatoes. So, producer, Sam, what's on your mind today?
What are you thinking about?

Speaker 15 (01:21:19):
I'm really hoping someone's family also decorates with really embarrassing stuff,
because I think my parents won this.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Over the weekend, I.

Speaker 15 (01:21:26):
Was just looking around the house and paying attention to
things I don't usually pay attention to.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
My mom has this giant wall of photos.

Speaker 15 (01:21:33):
On that wall is a picture of the four of
us when we were just a family of four on
a vacation. I know the photo well, and in the
bottom in pen has written vacation where could farah my
baby sister was conceived?

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Is that necessary?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Decor?

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
Mother?

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
I have to ask you. She's like, what, It's not
a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
I'm like, well, now, I'm I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Wait a minute. That's a very important photograph.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
I'm not saying it's not. But couldn't we put it
on the back of the photo. Can't you just know
that little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Of trivia, like what's happening? It sparked conversation even here
on the show I think it's also I love your mom.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Oh god right, hy, I'm so disturbed by that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
At least it wasn't a photo of her being conceived.

Speaker 15 (01:22:14):
Of their Lord Jesus. I'm going home.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
What's up there? Straight, Nate?

Speaker 10 (01:22:19):
Okay, So middle children a lot of times get forgot,
so do middle holidays. So we put away the Halloween decorations?
What do we put up the Christmas decorations that happened Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
I have Thanksgiving decoration.

Speaker 10 (01:22:32):
You're one of the few people because I just googled
Thanksgiving decorations. There's turkeys and Cornicopia's that's it. Can we
give Thanksgiving its due?

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Please? Well, maybe there were some holidays that really aren't decorative.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (01:22:47):
I feel like Thanksgiving needs a little bit more credit.
It gets sandwiched in between arguably the two biggest holidays
of the year. It gets forgotten. It's like you just
you just you just answer your own question. Thanksgiving early
is only about sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (01:23:02):
After eating a heavy meal and then leftover sandwich, like
that's it, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
So you say we need to give more respect for Thanksgiving?
Giving exactly okay, all in favor, saying I all opposed.

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
Okay, Thanksgiving wins, thank you, Nate.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Hey, what's up there, Froggy? What are you thinking about today?

Speaker 13 (01:23:25):
So, as you know, Halloween is a week from today,
my wife has a skeleton fixation. Yesterday, she's like, Okay,
let's sit down, let's go over the next week we're
gonna do with the skeletons. She has a scene that
she's going to put in the front yard with the
skeletons every single day. Here's the problem. It's really gonna
be my problem because she's like, oh, they have to

(01:23:45):
stand up. We need to get a rod that goes
through their back. And then one of them is a
dirty dancing scene in this and that. I'm like, dude,
like I don't have it. I don't have the time
to do this stuff. She's like, we have to make
time together. It's gonna end up being my problem, not time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
But and look at what you're gonna do though you're
being festive with your skeleton in the front yard. Have
you thought about a stripper pole for the skeletons.

Speaker 13 (01:24:08):
That is one of the ideas that we have. We okay,
the whole week is planned out. She's got it all
planned out and now it's up to me to execute this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
W You're gonna do great. I can't wait to see pictures. Hey, Danielle,
what's up with you?

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
So yesterday or actually the other day, Spencer called home
and he's on speaker and his cat Diggy is sitting there,
and she's like, notice she hears him, and she's looking.
So she picked pokes her head outside of the bathroom
and she's looking around for him in the room, like
where is he? Like, I don't see him, but I
hear him. And then she realizes he's coming out of

(01:24:43):
the phone and she starts putting her head and rubbing
her head on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Oh wow, that's so cool.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
Pets are so in tune with things, it's insane. And
it's crazy how now that she doesn't have spending in
the house, she's kind of giving all her affection to
my husband. Sheldon on him, sitting on his lap like
he is her new favorite. It's crazy that how pets act.
But they really do have such emotions, you know. So, Yeah,

(01:25:10):
she misses her Spenny.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
I get it. Yeah, our pets. What what would we
be without there? I think nothing? Nothing, Uh, finally, Gandhi,
what's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:25:19):
I want to encourage everybody to talk to your parents
as much as you can and find out what they're
up to, because once my sister and I were no
longer in the house, my parents took on all new lives.
And now my mother tells me the other day that
she's going to be part of a murder mystery dinner theater.

Speaker 13 (01:25:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:25:39):
But the best part she's playing a mobster.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
My little Indian mom is about to play.

Speaker 9 (01:25:46):
Some mobster shaking people down in a mystery dinner theater.
So I have to figure out exactly when this is
and I really want to go see it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
Oh that's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Yeah, they they surprise us it every turn, right, I
really do.

Speaker 6 (01:25:56):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (01:25:56):
I'm so encouraged that they keep trying some new things.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
I'm like, I miss my I'm my dad and that's
so cool. All right, make sure you sneak into that
murder mystery. Say your mom is a mobster. I'm gonna
hear all about that. Get the video for all of us. Danielle,
what do you have coming up? We're gonna move you
to the next segment.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Justin Timberlake. Once threatened a tell all? And how will
we keep the cast of Stranger Things looking young?

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
And speaking of tell all, we have Diamond in there
on chapter three of Britney's new book that came out
at midnight last night. Right, have you been sneaking some
more reading during the show?

Speaker 8 (01:26:25):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Are you just gonna wait till later?

Speaker 17 (01:26:26):
No, I'm gonna wait until later. I wanted to be
effective today.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Wow, how weird, how unusual? All right, we want to
full report tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Now, mister Ran in the Morning Show, The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Before we get into Daniel's report, a few things to
share with you. Did you know this week half of
all pumpkin carving injuries happened this week?

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
Oh well that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:26:48):
It does make sense.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
It's a little scary stat for Halloween for you. There's
like two thousand a year in the US reported anyway,
and this is the people who end up going to
the er. They're saying adults should be using those orange
pumpkin carving knives because they're a lot safer than a
real knife. Kids under ten, maybe they should paint pumpkins instead,
they say, But there's nothing better. When I was a kid,

(01:27:10):
we would rip that lid off and just pull those
guts out, and that would and it has that smell, right,
you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
Then you would roast the pumpkin seeds in the oven
and make pumpkin seeds.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
There you go, by the way, if you want to
stick with the macabre, this is an interesting story. I
don't know if you read this, Gandhi. There's a technique
to learn something you're reading about or studying and remember
it thanks to monks. Did you read the story? I
did not, Okay, so hear me out. If you really
want it to stick in your brain, you've got to
create this like a vivid, shocking mental picture of it.

(01:27:46):
So basically, you got to use your imagination to surround
whatever subject you want to remember with things that are violent, gory, sexual, colorful, noisy,
or wild. This idea comes from medieval monks and how
they studied. It also explains why art used to be
so bloody as well. For example, if you're trying to
learn the zodiac signs in order, one fourteenth century scholar

(01:28:09):
said you should picture a huge ares white rim with
gleaming golden horns kicking a bright Taurus red bull in
the testicles. Wow, because because I believe what turus comes
after aries, right am I? Okay, So you have to
picture gory, bleeding things or sexual things around the subject

(01:28:30):
you're trying to remember in order to make it leave
an impression in your memory.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:28:36):
I also read that if you chew gum while you're
trying to learn something, that when you go to bring
back that information and you put the piece of gum
back in your mouth, it's supposed to trigger all those memories.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Oh really, that's fascinating. I've never heard that. Yeah, So okay,
let's get back to Let's choose some gum and try
to remember the signs of the zodiac in order, picture
the bull bleeding in front of a woman screaming he's
giving birth to Gemini twins, Oh my god. And then
as the twins emerge, they're playing with an angry red

(01:29:06):
cancer crab that's pinching them and making them cry. See
that's you keep. And then if you remember these stories
about all these zodiac signs like killing and kicking each
other and making each other bleed, then you you use
that to memorize the zodiac signs. So if you want
to learn something, picture it either bleeding or having sex.

(01:29:28):
Any of you guys on tender anyone? They have a
new thing on tender where you can actually send the
people you're interested in to your parents and friends and
family and let them weigh in on who you're looking at.
Oh god, I know, I didn't think you would like that. Yeah,
why would you want to do that?

Speaker 17 (01:29:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
You know what if you if you want your your
parents to weigh in, or your friends or your family
members like your sister, if you were still in the
in the dating world, Gandhi, wouldn't you want your sister
to weigh in on your tender selections?

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:30:02):
She never agrees with what I agree with.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Ever, well, then you go opposite. The idea is it
can help you find out potential matches when they passed
the friend test and if they get your parents' approval.
Friends and family also able to recommend matches to you. Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
This sort of is like arranged marriage. The concept of it.

Speaker 9 (01:30:20):
You have you know, your mom, your dad, your best friends,
your sister, everybody gets together and they all kind of decide, hey,
I think this person would be really great for you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
True. There you go even meet the person in person,
like it's kind of hard to make a total assumption
about someone when you haven't even met them.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
All the same for you, though, and Fever are on Tender,
you're just now getting to know them through their profile,
So share the profile. Yes, Gary, what's up?

Speaker 12 (01:30:41):
Anyone who's ever chose anybody from me in the past
has always made a bad decision. I just feel like
nobody knows me like me, So I feel like i'm
you know, and if you're going to be my next mistake,
so be it. But at least I'm the one who
put it out there. I just can't have parents or
anyone else picking for me because they never picked the
right people.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
I don't have to, scary. It's a choice you can
make on Tender. I'll let you know that. But it
goes back to the arranged marriage thing, you know, having
a counsel of family and friends sort of meeting together
behind your back to figure out the next move for
you in your romantic life. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:31:16):
Yeah, I mean I think if I was being real
about it, I would think that my sister, my mom,
and my dad, and my best friends would probably come
up with someone great if left to themselves, Because my
sister would be like, yeah, this person's good, you know,
stability and all that, and then my friends would be
like itodasy hot though.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Yeah, that's how I wonder if anyone has relied on
their ex to help them find a new person, like you,
you're wing X. I don't know. That's interesting, all right, Danielle,
Let's go what do you have going on today?

Speaker 20 (01:31:47):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
So Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears broke up two decades ago,
and you know, apparently it was a text message that
said it's over from Justin. But you know, he did
an interview years back, and apparently he threatened to reveal
every dirty thing about Britney, said he dated Britney half
his life. But I don't know that person anymore, and

(01:32:08):
if I was writing about her, I would not be
able to fight the urge to write every dirty thing
about her. This is according to the New York Post.
So yeah, so I wonder if that might be on
the way after he reads her book. Right, you never know,
you never know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
I don't think just as that type of person, though
he clearly would have done it, Yahay would have done
it already, especially if he knew this was coming, maybe
so stranger things. By the time the fifth and final
season happens, the kids are going to be very old,
not kids anymore. So people are like, what are you
gonna do about them aging in the show, But the producer,
director Sean Leevy, says, don't worry about it. We've got hair,

(01:32:44):
we've got makeup wardrobe departments. They're exceptional. They will do
what they need to do. He says, we have lots
of tools available. He didn't say CGI, but I wonder
if that is going to happen. I would think they
probably do need to use that at some point. Tyler
Perry will be a lot more on Netflix. He just
signed a big, big deal with them. It is to write,

(01:33:06):
to direct, to produce feature films under a multi year
first look deal. I think he's getting like eight pictures
over four years. So it's gonna be incredible for him.
And he's so talented, so we're excited about that. Wes Craven,
who brings us Freddy Krueger, said that sweater, that red
and green sweater was on purpose, that those were Okay,
let me start that over again. Okay, So Wes Craven,

(01:33:28):
who brings us Freddy Krueger. He tells us that the
red and green sweater that we see on Freddy was
done on purpose. Those colors were chosen because scientifically it's
difficult for the human eye to look at those colors,
and he wanted us to be uncomfortable watching the movie,
which we definitely are, and that's why he chose those colors.

(01:33:48):
A lot of people thought it was because of his
Christmas Ah, those are Christmas colors on Freddy. That's not
the reason why.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Christmas colors are so.

Speaker 11 (01:33:58):
Bad.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
I guess, you know, maybe because it's the stripey pattern
and the way you know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
I got a question, and maybe, Nate, this is something
you could look up, because you love doing this kind
of stuff. Why have we landed on red and green
for Christmas colors? Is there something in history or in
the Bible or something I don't know. I don't know.
Back to you, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
All right. So Taylor Swept has her tenth number one
song on the Billboard Hot one hundred with Cruel Summer,
puts her in rare company, matching the records of legends
like Stevie Wonder and Janet Jackson, and she now ranks
ninth for the most number one songs, with the Beatles
leading at twenty. That one's for you, Frocky, What Are You?
Because I love picking on him. Buster Rhymes is making

(01:34:40):
it come back. He's got his tenth studio album on
the way called Blockbuster, and of course Pharrell, timbaland Swiss Beats,
they're all helping him out with this producing and the
album is going to come out November twenty fourth, So
that looks like it's gonna be something pretty cool. So
Pari Selton's baby boy, Phoenix, has a big head, and
people were making fun of it online. Some of it
were saying, there's something wrong with him. Your baby checked.

(01:35:01):
She says, he's perfectly healthy. I've gotten him checked. He
just has a large brain. Let me tell you this
happened to me with one of my kids. Somebody actually
walked up to me and said, don't worry. One day
his body will grow into the size of his head.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Okay, so people can be.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
Really really rude, and I just said, now, he's just
got a big head and everything's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Right. My nephew Andy, he had a conehead.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
Yes, that's very, very common when you're first born a
conehead because you come out of the birth canal and
it's you know, that's why with C section babies have
that perfect head.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
It's like you come out like soft serve ice creams.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
You do you really do, like a swirl. It takes
a while and then it usually goes back into the ways.
But people are so rude, like, don't come up to
Paris or anyone telling their kid got a big head.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Nice, your kid is a big conehead. Have a nice day,
all right.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
I we'll end up with this. There's a new Grinched
podcast coming in time for the holiday season. James Austin
Johnson will be voicing him. You know him, he does
lots of impressions, Donald Trump, Joe Biden. Now he will
be impersonating the Grinch. It will be called tis the
Grinch Holiday Talk Show Podcast, and you will follow the
Grinch as a talk show host. He'll be talking all

(01:36:09):
things Christmas. He'll have some celebrity guests on with him,
and it's gonna premiere November first, So I'm gonna I'm
interested in that one. Dancing with the Stars on Tonight,
The Voice Hot Potato, The Story of the Wiggles, Anthony Murray,
Greg and Jeff your original Wiggles are all there, and
our new friends John and lots of people that we've
just met during the new installment of The Wiggles, So

(01:36:31):
check that out on Amazon. The Millie Vanilli documentary specialists
on Paramount Plus as well.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
Hola, hun scary, are you sleep I'm meditating? You're meditating?
I'm sorry, Danielle was leading leaning back. He's leaning back
in my chair and his eyes are closed. He's asleeping.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Well, what's the last thing I just had? Was the
last thing? I just think?

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
We're doing TV tonight.

Speaker 8 (01:36:53):
And what was that?

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
What was this? What did I say?

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Was on the Phillies. Uh'll go for game seven nine?
Do you think about all? Right, daniel you I like
how he says he's meditating, but.

Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
The Phillies, the Phillies are on tonight. Chick gave to
the Philly And don't forget Britney's book is out. You
can download it on the Audible or you can buy it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:17):
And that's why Hey, scary, wakey, wakey, heads off, snaky,
I was.

Speaker 12 (01:37:22):
Up late last night watching Monday night football.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Okay, well, why don't you sit in our room full
of energy and sleep? It's all good did you find
out about red and green for Christmas?

Speaker 19 (01:37:31):
Nate?

Speaker 10 (01:37:31):
So apparently red is the blood of Jesus and green
is the ever evergreen tree, representing eternal life as it
stays green all winter.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Oh I like that. Thank you for checking that out. Uh,
back to your Nasty.

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Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
I'm tomorrow you'll hear our buddy, Barbara Corcoran. She'll be here, yes,
So it's had. Also, Joe Gatto is going to be
on with us earlier in the morning tomorrow morning. It's
gonna be a great day with our friends. They're both
like really great people and they're coming in to see
us on the same day. It's pretty cool, We're so blessed.
Maybe that's tomorrow, Yes, Gandhi, what are you thinking?

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
So tonight?

Speaker 9 (01:38:32):
We have Danielle's Big Halloween doubt?

Speaker 8 (01:38:35):
Wait?

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
Hello, scream right Daniel's hellow scream up?

Speaker 8 (01:38:37):
Let me?

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:38:38):
And I know we're getting makeup done and that makeup
is pretty intense.

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
Would we be judged if we show up.

Speaker 6 (01:38:44):
Here tomorrow with that same makeup on our face?

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
I'm hysterical? What are gatement of zombies tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
Yeah, we have guests.

Speaker 6 (01:38:52):
It will be festive.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
I mean I cannot vouch for the quality of the
of the makeup, as you know, as far as keeping
your skin from breaking out, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
You got sleep like a geisha with your head back
on the Yeah, you don't remember how geisha slept so.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
That they wouldn't I never slept with one.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
Oh you know, well you have to. You have to.
What was that movie or book, Memoirs of a Geisha?
Is that so in it it teaches you how geisha
slept to keep their hair intact, and there mad everything intact,
and it was a block of wood underneath their neck.

Speaker 6 (01:39:22):
Oh no, yes, oh very.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
It was very intense.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
That does not sound comfortable at all. Remind me next life, no, Geisha?
Uh yeah, so you you're thinking you may just come
in in your makeup tomorrow. I don't think that's a
bad thing at all.

Speaker 9 (01:39:36):
We'll see how this night goes, because I feel like, if,
you know, we all get a little rowdy and stay
out and party, that makeup might just be left on
my face all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:39:43):
We come in and.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Wait, are we going to stay out and party tonight?

Speaker 8 (01:39:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
Are we?

Speaker 6 (01:39:46):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Huh? We should?

Speaker 8 (01:39:48):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Should I peg it over here? Bad guys? Please tell
me now.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Scary, you need some sleep because you're falling asleep in
the studio. Sorry that I was up late last night.
Scary says, is that with his friends they were doing shots.
He couldn't go to sleep, so he is falling asleep
during the show. He was meditating. Yeah, Scary, are you asleep? No,
I'm meditating. You know you're not. Hey. You know how
we always love talking about what day it is, Like,

(01:40:13):
it's National mashed Potato Day or National you know, pancake Day. Today,
I cannot buy into it. It's National bolooney Day. It's
National balooney Day is in Bologney. Okay, okay, how can
they take bologne and spell it Bologna like you know,
the beautiful city in Italy and think that's gonna it's

(01:40:34):
gonna make it more classy. It's a cheap piece of
processed meat. Let's be honest with it with it. I
mean that's what it is. Okay, boloney, it's pronounced bolooney
but spelled Bologna. Cheap processed meat, full of salt and
all sorts of nitrates and nitrates and whatever. Uh So
are you guys going to celebrate by having some bologney

(01:40:55):
for lunch?

Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
I will not.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
Baloney, like all the stuff that didn't make get into
the other stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
And it's lips, teeth, the tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
It's the same stuff that's in hot dogs, right, I
mean it's it's just a big flat hot dog. I
don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:41:09):
My dad eats fried baloney sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Okay, well I tell you I grew up on fly
fried bloney sandwiches too, But yeah, you My mom would
put them in the broiler and she'd have to cut
a slice in it so they wouldn't curl up into cups.
And then you put it on a piece of piece
of white bray with mayonnaise. It's the worst thing you
get ever due to your body. Daniel, you want some

(01:41:33):
Daniel bolooney with mayonnaise? Oh like god, Okay, don't don't
vomit on your your scaried doll. Okay, Daniel, it's okay.
We'll stop, Daniel, will stop. We'll stop now, of course.
If Daniel, if you if you want to call mortadella boloney,

(01:41:54):
I guess you could. It's an Italian boloney.

Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
What, Danielle, I gotta take a breath.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Okay, isn't more baloney with globules of that?

Speaker 10 (01:42:07):
Stop with the globtop the crap?

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
It is? Yeah? What what?

Speaker 8 (01:42:13):
Nate?

Speaker 10 (01:42:14):
I'm convinced boloney is part of the evolution of food
that we need to just forget about, you know how,
Like we basically came from apes and there was all
those steps in between. Boloone is like in the middle
where we need to just forget about it.

Speaker 13 (01:42:28):
It got us to where we are now.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
It's at that's blooney with all of them.

Speaker 5 (01:42:35):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
I got to say, I freaking love olive loaf and
I that's terrible. Makes a difference.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
It's like maloney. It's like a Blooney Martini.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
We got down to Jersey Shore in the summer and
we go to the beach in Wildwood. That is my
mother's go through sandwich bull.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Well, you know what, my Bolooney's got a first name
O S c A R. My dad used to eat
head cheese, which is sort of like.

Speaker 10 (01:43:11):
Go to the doctor for if I'm wrong, Elvis, wasn't
head cheese just chunky or balooney?

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Like they didn't? It's fine or something like, I guess
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:43:20):
No, No, it's just like the cartilage or something.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
It's really look it up.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
What would you call it meat if it's cheese?

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
Okay, guys, guys, okay, one other time here, okay, let
me organize this conversation about baloney.

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
Uh, Nate, would you go look up head chee cheese? Okay,
look up with the flesh from the head of a pig. Yeah,
usually eating cold. Yeah, here's what it looks like.

Speaker 12 (01:43:49):
Is that the way that's floating around in the clear gelatin?

Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
I don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
To Oh my god, damn it.

Speaker 7 (01:43:57):
Don't show her, Oh my god, leave her alone.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Let me see, Nate, let me see. Show me your
head cheese. Oh you can't show me your head cheese.
I'm looking at you on your head cheese machine. But
I tell you, well, hold on. There's a great restaurant
down by my apartment and not far from blood man
are called all chival Right. They've got this fried blooney
sandwich which is just amazing. But you're eating it in

(01:44:24):
like a really classy restaurant, so it makes it different.
So national baloney anyone? No, no, still, no fried baloney
cast role.

Speaker 6 (01:44:35):
No, but I encourage everybody who loves it to eat it.
I can't breathe.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
All right, let's move on. How do we move on
from this?

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
Have you have seen her.

Speaker 6 (01:44:47):
Nearly puke and Annabelle's face?

Speaker 9 (01:44:49):
It was great and need's like get away from me
with that throwing direction.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
You're apologizing to your haunted doll for throwing up on it. Hey,
so have you eaten pigs?

Speaker 7 (01:45:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Because they're there in there, they're they're in the jar.

Speaker 4 (01:45:03):
That's really feet though it's not like cheese or something
that you know.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
No, No, it's no. Those are the feet of the pig.

Speaker 7 (01:45:09):
My father, your feet, your father eat one pigs knuckles
at Christmas.

Speaker 13 (01:45:15):
It's a tradition.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
What ok? Yeah, all right, let's move on. I really
want to move on from bolooney because I'm sorry I
brought out of It is National Blooney Day, and thank
you Gandhi for having an open mind. For those who
do enjoy baloney, please enjoy a nice boloney sandwich on
our we have today. Yeah, oh god, we're gonna play
a song. What do you want to hear? Do we

(01:45:36):
have time? Sure? Well, what do you want to hear?

Speaker 13 (01:45:39):
We had quite the selection from earlier from the game.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
Oh yeah, the dirty song list from from Gandhi. What
what dirty song do you want to hear?

Speaker 9 (01:45:47):
I love Ludacris. What's your fantasy? I think that one's
my favorite?

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
Pushed the play, Push the Play. But a part of
our iHeartRadio jingle Ball.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Season, Morning Alis durand.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Dear God, What's this woman doing?

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
And the Morning Show