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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh my god, I love you so much.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
You guys are also you every single morning.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello lady, lady, I love all of you.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Wow, this is amazing.

Speaker 5 (00:10):
I'm talking hell with.

Speaker 6 (00:13):
Sorry Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (00:17):
Hello lady, Hello, Hello lady. Hey, where's yourvived the weekend?
We're back in Monday, January twentieth, and more importantly, it
is Martin Luther King Junior Day. Welcome to the Monday.
At the very least Google Martin Luther King Jr. There's
lots to learn, there, lots to uncover, lots to unpack,

(00:39):
and it's an honor to be here with you today.
How was you weekend, Danielle?

Speaker 8 (00:42):
Good?

Speaker 9 (00:42):
Fantastic?

Speaker 10 (00:43):
Yeah, looking good, amazing.

Speaker 7 (00:47):
I don't know, Nate, doesn't look like you had a
good weekend. We was fantastic.

Speaker 9 (00:50):
You know you didn't do anything.

Speaker 7 (00:51):
Now, wewesome weekend Producer Samwich. Here for dinner last night? Tacos?
Oh yeah, tacos Sunday.

Speaker 11 (00:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (00:57):
Well, welcome today. Before we get rolled with the show,
we need the first song of the day and I'm
voting bad Bunny.

Speaker 9 (01:06):
Oh yeah please yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
All the papers say I ay bad Bunny. Welcome to Monday.
Our first caller of the week, first called today, Will

(01:30):
up in Boston. Jees, he's in Boston, Will, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Buddy?

Speaker 7 (01:33):
What's going on?

Speaker 12 (01:33):
Will?

Speaker 13 (01:34):
Yeah? Shout out Gandhi? Good morning?

Speaker 10 (01:36):
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:36):
Wait? Hold on, I'm doing great? How's everything in? Can
we call it Beantown?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:41):
Nobody I know.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
Say that because here in New York, if everyone, if
anyone calls it the Big Apple, or we don't call
it the Big Apple? Right anyway, It's it's an honor
to have you on. Will we love Boston? What do
you love most about living in Boston?

Speaker 13 (01:57):
Boston's great. It's like a little big city, very aproachable.
Love it up here. A little cold though.

Speaker 9 (02:02):
Yeah, there is Wait are you from Boston? Originally?

Speaker 13 (02:05):
No, from Connecticut, which is where I started listening to
you guys back a million years ago. But then I
took you up here on the app and have been
listening to you ever since.

Speaker 7 (02:14):
What lured you to Boston?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Work?

Speaker 13 (02:17):
Work got me up here? Just a few more opportunities
in central Connecticut.

Speaker 14 (02:21):
All right, So I'm gonna ask the question, since you
were in Connecticut originally Yankees or Red.

Speaker 13 (02:26):
Sox, Oh, is it fair to say that I don't
actually care at all about disappointment.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
I agree and don't get a rat. That's okay. So Boston,
it is the history. It's a rich teaming with history,
and it's just it looks like Walt Disney came in
and just built this city because it's so perfect.

Speaker 10 (02:53):
Summertime in Boston can't be matched. It's amazing anyway, well perfect.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
Hey, so you heard just talking the other day about
making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and getting jelly and
the peanut butter and peanut butter and the jelly, and
apparently Will Will had a conniption, He had a he
had a fit listening to cross contamination. What do you
want to talk about here? Will?

Speaker 13 (03:16):
Well, this morning I was making my sandwich for after
my my run this morning, and I thought, oh my goodness,
I am the monster, just like just like Danielle. There's
peanut butter right inside the jelly everything everywhere.

Speaker 11 (03:30):
I love.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
Will, You're okay with with having peanut butter and your
jelly and jelly and your peanut butter.

Speaker 13 (03:36):
Well, I never used the peanut butter without the jelly,
or the jelly without the peanut butter.

Speaker 11 (03:40):
So what's the difference you got contamination.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
Certain they make a jar with both they did they
do that?

Speaker 13 (03:46):
Yet they did, but it never really caught on.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
It's not it's not as good. It's it's by a
company called Bama. Yeah, it's it's these stripes and swirls
of peanut, butter and jelly together. Will, Now you like
to you like to assimilate yourself?

Speaker 11 (04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (04:00):
You know, I never called on because it's sane to
mix those things. But also, do you live alone or
do you live with another person? I love it's my husband,
and he's okay with this behavior.

Speaker 13 (04:13):
If he is, he hasn't said otherwise.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
Forever you Yeah, my guys, that's perfect, so funny.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
It's so stupid, Will, because the day we talked about
beanut butter and people's jelly and jelly and people's being butter,
people wanted to come up and burn the building.

Speaker 14 (04:27):
Oh my gosh, the hate I got for that. When
I got home, I got a talking to. It's ridiculous,
it's crazy.

Speaker 13 (04:32):
I mean I heard the part about, you know, wiping
it off at the napkin. I thought, yeah, I could
do that.

Speaker 9 (04:38):
That's extra, that's extra effort.

Speaker 14 (04:40):
Will effort at good nappin anyway, Will you were a
first caller of the day and the week.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
It's an honor to have you here. You know what
about Boston. It drives me Alon insane about you New Yorkers.
I say you New Yorkers from the time before I
moved here. It's so close to go visit Boston. But
somebody new workers had never been to Boston. It's right there.

Speaker 14 (05:03):
Even though I don't love the teams, I do love
visiting Boston.

Speaker 9 (05:06):
It's beautiful there exactly.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Anyway, will the first caller of the day, what do
we have for a friend?

Speaker 15 (05:10):
Will We're gonna load you down. Will We're gonna give
you the full Elvis Duran apparel line in your size
thanks to Hackensack Murdy in Health, and also a fifty
dollars Wendy S gift card so you can cram that
breakfast burrito down the old pie hole.

Speaker 13 (05:23):
Nice, amazing, Thank you so much, No, thank you for
listening to us.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
Will have a great week. Hold on one second, Okay,
we'll get you taken care of. Hold on, hold on hello, yeah, hello.

Speaker 16 (05:35):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (05:46):
Come on, wake up mister Ran in the Morning. Soon
So rolling into the week. Let's start with tonight. We
got a game on.

Speaker 9 (05:55):
Tonight, big one baby, the National Championship.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Talk about it.

Speaker 10 (06:00):
The Ohio State University is taking on Notre Dame, who
are coached by a former Buck Eye, Marcus Freeman. So
no matter how this goes, it's good for the Ohio
State University. But I would really like us to win.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
Cover all your bets. Yes, yeah, if they went the
Buck actually.

Speaker 10 (06:16):
Win basically Marcus, no.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
No, no, no, let me have this. Today is Inauguration Day.
It's a very very big day in Washington, d C.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
So weird.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
Inauguration Day is always on cold days, always during the
cold months.

Speaker 14 (06:34):
And they said that the wind today was going to
be one of the worst for Inauguration Day.

Speaker 15 (06:40):
Did you know here we go. You're ready for a
mind John. So the inaugural used to take place, I believe, March,
and the reason being it took them that much longer
to get from wherever they lived to Washington, d C.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
By sometimes it would.

Speaker 15 (06:54):
Take them months, yes, by carriage walking, but then they
just cranked it up a couple of months.

Speaker 9 (07:00):
Does anybody just show up then or do they have
to have a ticket?

Speaker 15 (07:02):
So interestingly, I think it was Andrew Jackson's inaugural party.
They actually had people in the White House and everybody
just started showing up that they had to kick people
out of the White House.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
You know, the White House, the People's House. It used
to be just wide open anyone and everyone could just
walk on and and go, I need to see the president.
Now that has changed a bit anyway, So of course
it is Martin Luther King Junior Day, the most important
part of the day. Let's get into horse copes. Producer
Sam Hi tacos last night. Really tacos.

Speaker 17 (07:36):
I mean they're always a good call.

Speaker 10 (07:37):
You always have to keep shells in your home. My home,
it's a necessity.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
I don't really do. I don't need a little hard
shell tacos.

Speaker 14 (07:46):
I do soft, soft Fairy's a question when you're making
your tacos, do you do what I do? Because you
know how much I love to like fry them up
in the pan with a little gi I will do
that before I.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
Stuffed the tacos. It makes them extra crispy and a lot.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
I like to take soft tortillas and make them a
little crispy around the edges.

Speaker 18 (08:06):
Right.

Speaker 17 (08:09):
The only person who had a taco named after her
in the room.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Oh all right, the Gandhi taco. All right here, we
got taco.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
All right.

Speaker 10 (08:16):
If you celebrate your birthday, did day you celebrate with
Evan Peters, Buzz Aldrin, and Rain Wilson. Happy birthday everybody. Capricorn,
it's time to move on. That thing you've been harping
on isn't doing you any good. Your day is a
seven Aquarius.

Speaker 17 (08:29):
Panic is a fair reflex, but it won't help you
accomplish anything. Center yourself before taking action. Your day's a
seven Pisces.

Speaker 10 (08:35):
You've been taking better care of yourself. How you feel
is most important, but you'll see changes soon. Your day
is a six.

Speaker 17 (08:41):
Hey, Aries, what's the worst that can happen? Make that
change you've been curious about. Your day's an eight Taurus.

Speaker 10 (08:46):
Your underappreciated small victories. They collaboratively improve the quality of life,
so keep it up. Your day is a nine.

Speaker 17 (08:52):
Oooh Gemini, make sure you're saving those receipts.

Speaker 11 (08:55):
You never know when you're going to.

Speaker 10 (08:55):
Need proof of something. Your day is a six Cancer.
You've been meaning to check in on someone. You won't
feel embarrassed it's late, but relieve that you did it
at all, so do it. Your day is a nine Leo.

Speaker 17 (09:06):
When getting dressed, choose an outfit that brings you joy.
It's a great foundation for the rest of the day.
Your day's a nine Virgo.

Speaker 10 (09:12):
It's okay to keep some personal things quiet. In fact,
you should be doing it more. Your day is a
five or that Libra.

Speaker 17 (09:19):
If you're experiencing an inner lull, don't just veg out.
Do something to shake yourself out of it. Your day's
an eight Scorpio.

Speaker 10 (09:25):
Revisit a hobby you gave up on last year. Now
might be the perfect time. Your day is an eight.
And finally, Sagittarius. Comfort is important.

Speaker 17 (09:32):
Make sure you keep it as a top priority and
don't replace it with impractical lusts. Your day's a ten.

Speaker 10 (09:37):
And those are your Monday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Excellent. All right, lots coming up. Hang on.

Speaker 11 (09:42):
The Mercedes Benz interview.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Thank you for being on the show. On the show
is at Mercedes Benz. There's a reason they go the
extra mile, from testing their vehicles in desert heat and
arctic cold to creating AI that can anticipate your needs
and preferences on the road. They demand every car is
worthy of their star because it's Mercedes Bend Now.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
List ran in the morning show. Astran in the morning show.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
We had something we wanted to talk about this break
and it turned out, Yeah, I want to talk about
the dating sites now. Gandhi has informed me, even though
she's not on the dating sites these days, uh, that
they are just uh it's it's it's like dark alleys
with all sorts of with all sorts of awful people
like trying to like mess with each other and screw

(10:29):
each other over and steal money from people. Whatever happened,
Just a good old dating site.

Speaker 10 (10:34):
No, apparently swiping is no longer all it's about.

Speaker 11 (10:37):
Now.

Speaker 10 (10:37):
You can sell goods, you can sell yourself, you can
sell drugs. There's all kinds of stuff. One of my
friends met a guy who was like up to his
neck in a Ponzi scheme. Another person met a sorcerer.
There are just like most sorcerers.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
I'd like to.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Sorcerers.

Speaker 10 (10:54):
Yes on bumble. He was all about sorcery and you know,
the white witchcraft and whatnot. But I swear all of
my friends just have the craziest stories. Nobody is ever
meeting a person that is like their soulmate. Anymore. They're
just having encounters and coming back with the craziest things.

Speaker 19 (11:10):
Ever.

Speaker 10 (11:10):
Everyone's lying about their age, about their job. Nothing is real.
I don't even understand how these things are working anymore.
I mean, one of my friends has probably fifty matches
a day. She's beautiful, she's a lot going for her.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
Is that a lot? I have no idea.

Speaker 10 (11:25):
I mean, there are probably people who match with more
if they're just swiping. But of those fifty matches, she
gets maybe one date a month who ends up being
somebody who is completely lied about everything. I need to
know what's going on.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
Okay, that's not good.

Speaker 7 (11:41):
Yeah, I've never I've never been on dating sites ever
because I've always dated, you know, me, always in demand,
always in demand.

Speaker 14 (11:50):
See when I was dating, I went on one date
from a dating site and when I showed up at
the restaurant, the person looked nothing like the picture. True,
but the whole end, you know, what pissed me off
was that he made me feel like I was wrong
because I wanted the guy in the picture.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Did he gaslight you?

Speaker 11 (12:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (12:09):
He did?

Speaker 14 (12:10):
And I was like, dude, I'm like, you're the one
who lied. He's like yeah, but it shouldn't matter. I
look that, I look like this, I'm a person should matter.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
You're lying.

Speaker 9 (12:17):
It's false advertising.

Speaker 21 (12:18):
And obviously it obviously mattered to him, or he would
have changed it on the dating site.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
And it's not up for conversation. It's like, go away,
go away, one hundred percent.

Speaker 10 (12:27):
I have one of my friends met a guy who
was well into his forties but said that he was
in his thirties, and when she said, why would you
do that, he was like, well, because when I say
that I'm in my forties, I don't match with anyone
in their thirties. Well, yeah, be honest about what's going on.
So I try to trick people.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
So you're also saying, Ganda, you believe that the pay
sides are actually the more legitimate sites if you, but
the free ones are the ones where people are out
just to be idiots.

Speaker 10 (12:55):
To scam and defraud you. Yeah, it seems like, I mean,
from what everybody is telling me, the ones where you
have to actually go pay to have you know, matches
and whatever. So sites like match dot Com or eat
Harmony or even the League. I guess they say that
the people who are willing to pay money are a
bit more serious about actually pursuing a relationship and going
on dates and trying to do this as opposed to

(13:15):
let's say, like a plenty of fish, where I'm not
saying you can't meet anybody, but you are meeting all
of the fish and some of the you know, barnacles
of the sea, Anny barnacles.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
You know, we should bring Ali Gold. Hey, Ali, she's
everything social media and more high Ali, Hi, how are
you well? Okay? So we know for a fact that
you you're out there with the on dating sides and
you're you know, high volume.

Speaker 22 (13:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (13:40):
Well, one of the things when Gandhi was talking about
the age, something that guys do is their height. Right,
So if you're if a guy says he's five seven,
he's really below five to seven. And then if they
say they're five to ten, they're really about like five
nine five eight, right, And if they're six feet they're
probably five eleven.

Speaker 7 (13:58):
I don't understand how you think you can get away
with it. You're lying.

Speaker 9 (14:02):
What happened to the other three inches they show exactly.

Speaker 23 (14:05):
Well, I've gone on a date and the guy was
significantly shorter than me, and you're not five eight, you're
definitely five five, Like I'm five two. I know where
I come up?

Speaker 9 (14:15):
Yeah, do you have?

Speaker 10 (14:17):
I have a couple of friends who have that mark
on their wall in their house that is six feet
so when he walks in the door, they can see
is he actually six feet or did this well?

Speaker 7 (14:25):
Like they have it seven to eleven on the doors. Yeah,
they know the purpose and dun Duncan has that too,
so so if someone rob comes in and there's something wrong,
they can tell them how tall they are. It's like
at the Howard Stern show. They have they have they
have scales built into the floor. Why they do they

(14:45):
do so when people visit they they without knowing they're
they're finding out how much they weigh? What Jenny legal,
It's totally legal anyway. Hold on, let me go to
Jenny here hide jed A. Hi, Hi Jenny, So uh
are you can you tell us which dating site you've
been using the most?

Speaker 20 (15:07):
Well?

Speaker 24 (15:07):
I'm actually on too. I'm on a Plenty of Fish
and I'm on.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Meeting Meeting, meet me, meet me.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Okay's that spelled? So what is your experience over there?
I mean, are you are you legitimately looking for someone
to you know, really click with or you're looking just
for casual stuff? What are you looking for?

Speaker 24 (15:32):
I am hoping I find somebody I click with. But
the messages are just so out of control. Like what
it's like, like I get sugar daddy requests daily?

Speaker 7 (15:45):
People want you, they want you to be their sugar daddy.
What No, they want me.

Speaker 24 (15:50):
To be their sugar baby. Yeah, it's like every day
I get one or two of those. I also get
messages asking me if I would kick them in the
bowls for money, Like I mean, nuts, nuts.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
How much does that cost?

Speaker 24 (16:08):
I had a guy offer me three.

Speaker 25 (16:12):
He was going to pay you to kick him for
three hundred bucks?

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Yes, wow, yes, in then okay, Just to take it
down a serious road for a second. If if Jenny,
who is out there looking to click with someone, this
is the clutter and the this is the the distortion

(16:36):
she's getting online. It's it's it's gotta it's yeah, it's
it's got to really take its toll. After a while,
you're like, why don't even bother? Right?

Speaker 18 (16:44):
Oh?

Speaker 24 (16:44):
I take breaks because I can't, Like I'll turn my
messages off for periods of time because I just can't.
I can't do it anymore. It's too much.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
The sugar daddy thing I find interesting being an older gentleman.
I just can't imagine how I feel about myself if
I feel like I need to go support someone to
buy them to like me.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Right.

Speaker 24 (17:08):
I don't know that that's been a thing too. I've
been asked, They're not a sugar daddy per se, but
I've been asked if they could pay me for conversation,
set somebody to talk to.

Speaker 7 (17:21):
Wow, so they're lonely, Yeah.

Speaker 24 (17:25):
But you know what I would say. I would talk
to them and say, you know, like, why do you
feel like you need that, you know, and then we
would go into a whole deep conversation about why they
need to pay somebody to talk to.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
And see, Jenny, you're out there just trying to click
with someone. You shouldn't have to take their copey and
be their therapist. You know, I'm just like, whoa exactly? Well,
look listen, best of luck to you, Jenny, and we're
rooting for you.

Speaker 24 (17:48):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Don't let them get don't let them get you down.
Don't let them get you down. Hi, Connie, Hi, So Connie.

Speaker 25 (17:55):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
Connie went on a date last month with a guy
who became. He came to the dressed as Batman. Yes,
he see that's hot.

Speaker 9 (18:04):
I would like that wasn't the home costume?

Speaker 26 (18:08):
Yeah, like full On had to toe like it even
had like that good.

Speaker 7 (18:14):
Now when it came up to your apartment, did he
take the elevator? Did he walk up the side of
the building.

Speaker 26 (18:20):
He had a grappling gun, so you know.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
Okay, So did you know he was going to show
up dressed as Batman? Connie?

Speaker 26 (18:27):
I kind of did, but I wasn't like, I wasn't sure.
I didn't take it serious. We had been talking for
a little while and we had got into a whole
conversation about DC versus Marvel, and he said that he
was obsessed with Batman, and I was like, oh, that's cool,
Like I'm pretty obsessed with like, you know, Foor and
you know, in a think he's hot kind of way,
not in they want to dress up.

Speaker 25 (18:46):
Like some kind of way.

Speaker 26 (18:47):
And he showed up as Batman and asked me to
be his Robin, and I said excuse me, and Lufton
never showed back up.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
He wanted you to be his Robin.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yes, okay, I.

Speaker 26 (18:57):
Didn't know what that meant. And I wasn't going to
state it find out.

Speaker 14 (19:00):
Oh my gosh, I would have wanted him to take
me to dinner and be in a public place because
I would have so many questions.

Speaker 27 (19:07):
I need answer.

Speaker 26 (19:10):
Like a whip to attached to his utility belt. So
I was a little freaked out.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
Yeah, if your day shows up with a utility belt,
you better work for the utility company. All right. I
will thank you for sharing, Connie. Now, no, no, bottom line.
Is this turning you off from dating sites? I mean,
does it make you not want to go on and
take that journey ever again?

Speaker 26 (19:32):
You want a second guest some of them?

Speaker 28 (19:33):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (19:34):
Yeah, all right there you go. All right, Thank you, Connie,
Thank you very much. Finally we go talk to Steve. Hello, Steve, Hey,
good morning. How are you Are you hearing these stories?

Speaker 28 (19:45):
I'm hearing them, but you know, I'll be honest with you.
I actually quit dating sites about six months ago because
you're you know, a lot of the women on the
dating sites will give you checklists as far as hey,
I want a guy who's six feet I want a
bearded guy. I want a tattooed guy. You check all
the you check all the boxes, you turn around, you
send them a message and they're like, oh, I'm not interested.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
That diamond, Diamond, are you? Like Steve? Steve is saying
that you have requirements and every guy they have to
check off all the boxes, they have to be tattooed
or whatever, and if they and then you you ghost them.

Speaker 22 (20:24):
Yeah, I will go someone with the quickness. I don't
have the time for it.

Speaker 11 (20:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
It's just like, what's not nice?

Speaker 22 (20:31):
If it doesn't we have to mesh because you don't
meet the requirements, and we don't mesh, like then I
can't do.

Speaker 11 (20:39):
It like one guy.

Speaker 7 (20:40):
Hold on, no, Steve, what do you want to say
to Diamond?

Speaker 28 (20:42):
Let me ask this question. How are you going to
mess with somebody if he sends you a message and
you send nothing back, yet he meets all the requirements
you've put.

Speaker 22 (20:50):
Down, Steve, I don't know, like you know, it's just
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (20:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 22 (20:56):
I'm one of those people who's turned off very quickly,
very easily. Like some guy spelled cigarettes wrong to me
and I was like, first of all, why are we
talking about cigarettes? And number two, why are you spelling
it wrong? Gotta go by?

Speaker 9 (21:08):
It just doesn't that was your like soulmate.

Speaker 22 (21:11):
Well then he'll come back around.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
He'll steal Steve if you're out, So Steve, Steve, are
you currently on the on the site, still looking looking
for so a click? Whether you're done?

Speaker 28 (21:21):
No, I'm done, Like I can say, like I've I've
met somebody that I'm kind of seeing where it goes with.
But at the same time, like I had to take
a break. It was one of those things. It was
too problematic. Either like I said, you know, you check
all the boxes and then all of a sudden you
get nothing in response, or b you're getting an overwhelming

(21:42):
amount of women who are just trying to sell you
their their spicy content site and I'm I don't have
time for that.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Way Gandhi Is that another thing? Oh yeah, influencers in
the wild are out there to run a date.

Speaker 10 (21:53):
It's not just influencers, it's like people that have only
fans pages, so they'll say, oh, you want to talk
to me more, just head on over to this, And
then you go to that site and they're making you
pay five bucks.

Speaker 28 (22:02):
In my gosh, it's the worst. And like I said,
it's so it's so demoralizing for you know, single men,
out there. Like, I'm not trying to say, you know,
men are any different or any better than women, or
women are any better than men. It's just very demoralizing
when there are people on these sites that are trying
to actually find the person that they could spend the

(22:23):
rest of their life with and they get bombarded with
stuff like this, like you have these lists that they meet,
or you have these requirements that these women want, or
some of these people are just trying to make money.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
So Gandhi, this is why you brought us this topic
today to talk about, you know, look for someone who's
not out there dating. I'm learning, I'm learning a lot. Yeah,
I'm learning. I don't want to date ever again.

Speaker 9 (22:42):
I feel like that it's that light.

Speaker 14 (22:43):
Nice guys and nice girls kind of get lost because
you know, everyone's out there for the wrong reasons.

Speaker 28 (22:52):
I fully agree with Danielle on that one. It's you know,
nice guys truly do finish last, and nice women do
as well.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
All the best to you, Steve's I'm sorry that there
are a bunch of diamonds out there.

Speaker 28 (23:03):
You have to find your diamond in the rough.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
Thank you, Steve, have a great day, man, Thanks for listening.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
To us.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
There you have it. There's the there's the human condition
in the dating world online. Absolutely so crazy. Check it out.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
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Speaker 11 (23:20):
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Speaker 7 (23:48):
We got a problem with her line twenty Mary Jane
wishes to wish diarrhea. She wishes to wish diarrhea. So
what happened? Mary Jane?

Speaker 27 (23:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 29 (23:59):
Ty, can you hear me?

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Absolutely? You sound loud and clear. Tell everyone driving.

Speaker 29 (24:04):
It was about five forty one in the morning in
New Jersey going to my UH spin class.

Speaker 27 (24:10):
It was off.

Speaker 29 (24:11):
I didn't see anybody behind me. All of a sudden,
I got I get clipped on the west side. I
spin around all over incoming traffic, but it really wasn't
anybody on the road. I hit a drive and repair
shot ping ponging. The guy sped away because this is.

Speaker 27 (24:30):
What the witness says. And he just.

Speaker 8 (24:33):
Fd my car.

Speaker 27 (24:34):
He messed my car up really bad.

Speaker 29 (24:36):
I had to please and everything, and it caused a
big inconvenience.

Speaker 27 (24:40):
I'm, you know, rent a car, going to work late
as usual.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
But this is a hit and run as clear as
it can be. This hit and run happened to you
didn't stop, So I I hate hitt and run people.

Speaker 27 (24:53):
Yeah and they hear me.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Yeah, yeah, So you want always diarrhea on the hit
and run? Oh my, and you hear me, Yes, we
can hear. We're here. We are listening to you.

Speaker 27 (25:13):
Oh you are listening to me.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
I couldn't hear.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
Sorry, it's okay, we heard.

Speaker 27 (25:21):
I I'm so sorry.

Speaker 29 (25:22):
I love your showed to be on it. It's crazy.
I just I have to waste the insurance company to
call me up. It's a whole big mess. I felt
like I was in one of those right this sorcer
cups at Disney or something, you know, ping ponging, pull
over the other cause I didn't tell the auto body shop.

Speaker 27 (25:43):
I hit the other cause I mean they were closed,
so I hope they don't have me on camera.

Speaker 22 (25:48):
And then.

Speaker 27 (25:50):
Utility. That was the last thing somebody did. Witness they
were coming out of work.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
So can you hear me.

Speaker 11 (26:00):
Losing?

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Can you hear us?

Speaker 27 (26:01):
It was just it was horrifying.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
I know, I hear you. Can you hear us? Can
you hear us?

Speaker 27 (26:06):
You just don't have any control on that man, whoever
it was man?

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Can you hear slow?

Speaker 27 (26:12):
He us?

Speaker 7 (26:14):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 27 (26:14):
Thirty three in? Because it was pouring out?

Speaker 7 (26:18):
I can't imagine? Can you can you hear us? Hello?

Speaker 27 (26:21):
It was terrible?

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Can you Mary Jane? Can you hear me?

Speaker 27 (26:28):
I can't hear you.

Speaker 29 (26:29):
Yeah, Hi, sweetie, I can't hear you.

Speaker 9 (26:33):
I don't understand.

Speaker 27 (26:34):
I just I'm just laughing here.

Speaker 16 (26:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
Your story. Okay, wait, you want to wish Hello, you
want to wish diarrhea on the hit and run guy?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yes?

Speaker 29 (26:48):
I want to. Yeah, I'm showing it was a guy
because what the witness said it was this big blue
pickup truck.

Speaker 27 (26:54):
I can't stand.

Speaker 29 (26:55):
I mean, I'm driving slow because of that horrific that's Friday.

Speaker 27 (26:58):
I mean, New York was horrestic. I store all the water.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
But okay, I'm trying. I'm trying to fill out the
report here. Can you repeat everything? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, no, no,
By the way, I love how you You hit and
run cars as well, and you're admitting it on the radio.

(27:22):
You don't want to, I know, I hope.

Speaker 27 (27:24):
Oh shoot, I hope they don't know.

Speaker 8 (27:26):
What's me?

Speaker 29 (27:30):
No, what's crazy is I passed the pot that I
hit the other day?

Speaker 27 (27:35):
You went to the car cause gone.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
I'll tell you what cameras. Yeah, okay, I know, Mary Jane.
I that's awful that happened to you. And we're so sorry.
I've hitting the run. That's just what a what a travesty.
Let's wish diarrhea on them, wish juicy. You're so welcome,

(28:07):
even though you casually admitted to a felony on the radio.

Speaker 10 (28:12):
Station on someone and she did the same thing.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
This is awesome. This is my favorite moment of the day. Hey, listen,
thank you, Mary Jane. You have have a safe day
out there. It's crazy. It's crazy, I tell.

Speaker 27 (28:28):
You, I know, I know, thank you.

Speaker 7 (28:31):
I love you more. She's awesome, awesome, I'm not quite
sure what happened.

Speaker 20 (28:36):
Fabulous.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
Sometimes you just gotta wish diarrhea on people.

Speaker 20 (28:40):
I don't know.

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Speaker 11 (29:06):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning show, So Straight Nate.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
So your way of trimming your pubic hair God is
to cut two holes in the bottom of a trash
bag instep in like it's a big like it's a
big pubic hair diaper, and you cut your pubes inside
the trash bag and they fall in the bag, and
that's how you keep them from hitting the floor.

Speaker 15 (29:26):
I actually found an easier way as opposed to cutting holes, Elvis.
You know those grocery bags, the grocery plastic grocery bags
with the handles, single use, single use bags. You just
stick your legs in the holes and stand there. You
have to straddle them a bit, and then boom, you
just shave your pubes and all of the trimmings go
into the bag.

Speaker 9 (29:45):
Can you take this to shark TANKO. Maybe they'll invest because.

Speaker 10 (29:49):
You a tutorial.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
Yes, I'll show you right now.

Speaker 15 (29:51):
You would give me such a hard time about going
outside to trim my pubes because I don't want them in
my house.

Speaker 7 (29:59):
So now you've on this handy dandy way of using
the drain. No, you don't want to put hair down
the drain because that builds up. Okay, let me describe it.
Nate is now putting one leg through one hole in
a grocery store bag, which is illegal, by the way.

Speaker 9 (30:14):
Yeah, a lot of playing.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Here's another one. Now we can't. We have to keep
them on the line now because of things like this.
He's now putting on a grocery store bag like underwear.
He's pulling them up to his crotch and now he
can trim his pubes.

Speaker 20 (30:29):
Look at that.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
It's brilliant. He's got it hanging like a feeder bag.
Oh my, it's like one of those bags that hangs
on the back of the horses at Central Park.

Speaker 10 (30:39):
Don't move, Yeah, take a picture.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
You're really letting people take this picture. Yeah, it's like
an only fans. I'm gonna ta you don't worry, all right,
So that's how you h It's brilliant, isn't it.

Speaker 20 (30:53):
Think about it.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
You don't want those pubes just flying everywhere?

Speaker 20 (30:56):
All right?

Speaker 7 (30:56):
Thank you?

Speaker 10 (30:59):
Watching him step into it made me nervous. I feel
like that's how he's gonna fall in crack.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
I don't do it with shoes on gandhi com Okay,
all right, well there you go something. It's a life
hack from the one and only straight hate Other.

Speaker 20 (31:11):
People do it.

Speaker 19 (31:12):
I guarantee the grocery bag.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
Do you do it while you're at the grocery store
in line? That can be funny, don't be ridiculous. Oh,
Robert Online twenty four is coming to the defense of
straight innate. Okay, go right in. What's going on?

Speaker 30 (31:31):
Robert Hey, Hey, good morning guys, Good morning everybody. I
want to say that that that idea of Nate's, it's
it's brilliant. It's it's your genius. I mean, you've got
to be able to keep that area kind of you know,
kept clean and clean, but also you got to keep
your bathroom same same way.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
Well I agree, So let me let me remind people though,
hold on one second, Robert, so straight Nate says, what
he does with his uh, his plastic bags from the
grocery store, is he you know the two holes the handles,
he puts a leg to each one, pulls him up
to his crotch and he uses that to catch all
his hair when he trims himself.

Speaker 30 (32:09):
And I know that's even better. Now you're now you're
repurposing the bags that they gave you at the grocery store.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Yes, I mean pretty soon. I think those are gonna
those are going to disappear pretty soon at some point
in some grocery stores. What are you gonna do? Yeah,
you better stalk up there straight. I tell you what.
From now on, all all of our friends, if you
can get a few extra bags and don't throw them away,
send them to Nate at the radio station. This is great, Robert,

(32:37):
thank you for pointing out a very excellent idea from
straight Nate.

Speaker 30 (32:41):
I love it absolutely and and just let you know
we'll be we'll be trying it out later on.

Speaker 25 (32:45):
It's like an impetible forest down there, So I gotta okay,
and you're gonna be doing it, which is even more strange.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Yeah, this cuts for Nate. All right, have a great day.

Speaker 30 (32:57):
Robert, thank you if I have a great well, keep
everybody entertained, man, love you guys.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
I don't know about that, but.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
Day, how what kind of shrubbery are these guys dealing with?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
That?

Speaker 10 (33:09):
They're so worried about what's flying around their back and
they need plastic bags to contain it. Like maybe if
you just did better maintenance.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
May I have answered that you have to do it
more often. If you let it go, that's when it's
you know, you need bags.

Speaker 9 (33:20):
He's got like sash squatch going on down here.

Speaker 7 (33:22):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 15 (33:25):
I take those hair skin and nails gummies, and my
hair grows oddly fast, especially down there, so.

Speaker 20 (33:32):
I have to maintain.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
God, we're hearing so much from your.

Speaker 9 (33:36):
Car up too much?

Speaker 7 (33:40):
Oh God, I feel like, where's Brody? We haven't talked
to Dave Brody today? Is he hanging out? He's there,
Dave Brody, Good morning, Good morning, Elvis. Dave Brody of
course at the house, monitoring from afar, but keeping an
eye on everything we're doing. And uh, how are you doing?
How are you feeling about the show?

Speaker 20 (33:56):
Today?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Show sounds good. I just looked up Magic Matt and
apparently Manscape makes a mat that you put under your
feet and it catches all the trimmings.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
Oh really for Nate, Yeah, Magic Matt, Magic Matt.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
It sounds like a movie about dancers, but no, it's yeah,
the Magic Matt.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
Well, how does it catch all? How does it catch
your discarded hair?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Well?

Speaker 4 (34:22):
I haven't done all the reading, but it looks like
it's it's got like a clinging material to it, like
it's sticky and everything drops onto it and it you
just catches it.

Speaker 25 (34:32):
I'm charged or something.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, maybe that's a frog.

Speaker 8 (34:37):
You know, I'll read it to you.

Speaker 25 (34:38):
Hold on a second, slipped door mat.

Speaker 14 (34:42):
I still would like to see Nate's thing on Shark
Tank with his pants down and yeah, scissors in hand.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
It's made of recycled paper and it says, uh, it's entertaining,
so there's jokes on it. I guess it looks like
it's like a printed newspaper.

Speaker 28 (35:00):
Yeah, pull up.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah, disposable shaving mats three ninety nine eight, or like
my idea that I put in the chat room. I
don't know if you saw it. A picture of a
baby floats, you know, baby floats for babies in the pool.
They have the leg holes so you could stick your
legs through the baby float and then the float will
catch all your trimmings.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
That's I don't know, that's just that's creepy. You're using
a baby toy to trim your cubes. Thanks on that one.
But the Magic Matt out of three ninety nine is disposable.

Speaker 19 (35:28):
I'm in, I'm in.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Uh all right, what else is going.

Speaker 20 (35:31):
On with you?

Speaker 7 (35:32):
Dave Brody?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
So I got into a car accident last week. Somebody
sideswipe me. I'm fine, the cars all scratched up. So
it's in the shop this week. Well, I rented a car, well,
they paid for the rental for me. And it reeks
of cigarette smoke, right, so it's terrible. I've been spraying
it with everything. So I left it in my garage
with all the windows down, hoping it would air out.
But now I'm talking to you in my garage and

(35:53):
the garage sme. I was like, cigarette smoke. It's awful.
I've ruined my house.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
Yeah yeah, house it permeates, it does. Yeah, all right, well, look,
best of luck. You don't just maybe just burn your
house down. Start over, that's guarantee you.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Thank you for the advice, all right.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
We love you brody, Please hold you when you wake up.

Speaker 31 (36:14):
Wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Don't
answer the phone.

Speaker 11 (36:26):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 7 (36:29):
All right, scary? What's your phone tap all about? Today?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
So Becky emailed us wanting to phone tap her friend Amy,
Amy dropped this guy Brian, who she met at a
bar and was creeping around on Facebook. So she dropped
him and she but then he started friending her friends.
So she's been wanting to tell this guy off. Becky
is going to start to call the Amy and I'm
gonna jump in later, pretending to be Brian the Facebook creepy.

Speaker 9 (36:50):
Oh Brian the faketh book.

Speaker 7 (36:51):
Creeppe casting perfect, All right, so'st here the scariest photo.
Here we go?

Speaker 11 (36:56):
Or what are you doing? This guy go?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
And I don't know, you know, the one that keeps asking
out all your friends? Yeah, did he contact you?

Speaker 11 (37:09):
Well?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Let me you're not friends with him, are you?

Speaker 11 (37:12):
Well?

Speaker 27 (37:12):
I didn't know who he was.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
He was apparently friends with me, so I expected because
her relaxed to do that. He wanted to bring me
flowers and chocolate and wanted to him why you do
not call me? And ask me before you accepted some
Landom phone.

Speaker 10 (37:36):
That's been doing this for two of us.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I got his phone number and I've actually been on
the phone with him for like the last he has
your phone number, Well he does now because you can
read it on the cell phone by you don't that
you don't know about fifty seven.

Speaker 27 (37:51):
Let's call him.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I'm gonna put him on the three way and we'll
call him. I'll get him on the phone. I think
we should call him, don't you. I don't my information
or my phone number involved. But if you want to
call and three lay the end, then fine, fine, the
care of this situation myself anonymously, Okay, okay, Hello, Hi

(38:14):
Brian Becky?

Speaker 7 (38:16):
Hey, how are you?

Speaker 11 (38:17):
This is Amy? Do you know who I am?

Speaker 7 (38:20):
What's going on here?

Speaker 10 (38:22):
You've been shocking.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Me for two months through my face.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just talking
to Becky.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Was you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 28 (38:31):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
I was talking to Becky. We were just gonn to
know each other.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, And how exactly did you come to friends?

Speaker 11 (38:38):
Becky?

Speaker 7 (38:38):
I got her on one of my friends lists my mouse.

Speaker 27 (38:44):
Fine, listen to me right now.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
If you ever contact anyway my friends ever again. I
will find you and I will rip.

Speaker 11 (38:52):
You to Schwell.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Hold on back up one second, now that I think
about it. I met you one night. I thought you
around the so called line. Now we became friends on
facebo book.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I met you one time. I did not give you
my information, Yes you did, you wanted me?

Speaker 27 (39:04):
No I didn't.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
Yes, you did not give you my information.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
How did we become friends? I was nice to you,
and I liked everything on your page. I like this,
I like this, I like this.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
You like every single thousands of pictures, bran, and I'm
like the sticker, I'm like this.

Speaker 11 (39:21):
It was so creepy.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
Everybody want to know who you were.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Isn't that what you want attention? And then after all,
I mean, you put your status up date. Don't you
want people to comment on your wall?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I'm going to report you to Facebook. You get blocked,
they're gonna take you.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
I report you to Mark Zuckerberg. Huh, how do you
like that?

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Telling you.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
Facebooker you know?

Speaker 11 (39:41):
And you try to sess with her.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
I think you're jealous because you can't have this.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
And now I'm going to put your friends be Hang
Becky seriously, I didn't know that she was gonna get
jealous that we're talking to each other. Hey, Amy, this
is scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
You've been phone tapped.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Elvis Duran's phone tap This pal tab was pre recorded
permission granted by all.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Participants the Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
I know, when I was eighteen or nineteen years old,
I would drive through almost every meal. It was always
something fried. It was always something with ketchup. It was
always something with some kind of Meo product on it,
or a taco or whatever. But it was drived through.
You know, fast food is just so so accessible, right
and when you're younger and you don't have that much

(40:48):
money to spend, okay, and you eat it, you feel fine,
you move on with your day. Remember those days? Oh yeah, Danielle,
back in the day, did you ever chow down on
something in specific?

Speaker 9 (40:58):
Why Castle all the time?

Speaker 14 (41:00):
Whenever we got out of the club. It could be
like two three o'clock in the morning, we'd go to
White Castle. We'd have like seven each.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
And oh yeah, good problems whatsoever.

Speaker 9 (41:08):
It was fabulous.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
No, you wouldn't feel it.

Speaker 10 (41:10):
What about you, Gandhi, Oh Taco Bell, you could get
the entire menu at one point for like seven dollars.
I think it's a little different now, but man, Taco Bell,
that's what we go to love it.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
I'm with you, scary, did you have one? It was
always late night.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Disco fries, whatever I can, whenever I could put in
my mouth with a bacon.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
Egg and cheese. I mean, breakfast at four o'clock in
the morning after the cbsolutely thing. And it didn't really,
it didn't really mess you up.

Speaker 15 (41:33):
What about yeah, straight and night and oh my god,
I get a super sized meal with a chocolate shake.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
I'd pound that and feel fine. I do that today
I'm in the hospital, and Froggy still eats that way.
I mean, you're usually chewing on something that's crunchy and chickeny.

Speaker 21 (41:47):
Dude, I'm telling you, I could. I still go to
Chick fil A three or four times a week.

Speaker 20 (41:53):
There you go.

Speaker 21 (41:54):
I do get a grilled sandwich. I think it's a
little better because it's grilled. But why is it that
we feel like Chick fil A is a little healthier?

Speaker 20 (41:59):
Probably not. It feels like I don't.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Depends on what you order. If you're in the grilled chicken,
you're better off probably, But their regular chicken sandwiches are tremendous.
All right. So, so there's a kid on Instagram. I
know he's primarily on. He's big on TikTok. His name
is Dylan. He's from Florida. And Okay, by the way,
I'm gonna give you a warning before you go check
the videos out. Okay, I'll give that warning in a second.

(42:24):
Dylan eats Underscore. It's d y l A n e
a t s s Underscore. He goes to every friggin
fast food convenience place and orders the most fried of
the fried things with every creamy, drippy sauce you can get,
and he's so excited about it. He comes on and says, Hi, guys,

(42:45):
I'm back, and this time i'm at You know, he'll
give the name of the fast food restaurant. He walks
in where he has it there is in his kitchen
and starts eating it right, and he just is so
excited about it. But then he starts eating it and
you can hear this is the warning. You can hear
every bite. I mean, I guess the audio on our

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phones or something. It like picks up every sound in
the room, including the mixing and mashing of the food
in the mouth, which is which, by the way, is
where digestion starts.

Speaker 9 (43:16):
Can you see what he's eating as well?

Speaker 19 (43:19):
Well?

Speaker 7 (43:19):
Well, the parts that don't end up that end up
dropping the.

Speaker 9 (43:23):
I'm gonna skip that one.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
Oh you know what, Daniel, stop being a fuddy duddy.

Speaker 9 (43:27):
You know how I get I'll start throwing up.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
I'm not going to do that. He's so excited about
these dishes. Oh you should have seen him when he
walked into Chili's and his favorite thing on the menu
is the three for me special. We can get like
three things for a special small price. Anyway, do you
want to hear one of these things? If you have
if you have music, if you have me sophonium, this
is not for you.

Speaker 19 (43:51):
All right?

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Let me uh okay, hold on a second. Here we go.

Speaker 19 (43:55):
So I got the hot honey chickens, and I also
got the garlic farm.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
I have been such a wing stop. He went to
wing Stock.

Speaker 25 (44:03):
I got their fries.

Speaker 19 (44:05):
I also got their cheese sauce, and.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
Then I got Hello rand Okay, I'm.

Speaker 30 (44:09):
Really excited to try the hot honey rube because I've
never tried it for and it just looks so good.

Speaker 7 (44:14):
Dip it in ranks or whatever.

Speaker 19 (44:15):
But listen, this is honestly amazing.

Speaker 32 (44:24):
Listen, all right, well, so yeah, so you he's so
excited about it.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
And then I went on looked like a crazy trip
all around Instagram and and everywhere, trying to find all
these people who love to eat foods that they're testing
from restaurants right right before your eyes. And they they
rate them. I mean, you see all these food critics
to go to the restaurants right yeah, and they they
they rate those. This is like the fast, the fried,

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crunchy fast food stuff, and they get so much enjoyment
out of it.

Speaker 33 (44:59):
But I don't know if videos for everyone, Probably as
m R they love that.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
Oh that's well, okay, Daniel, maybe some people like that sound.

Speaker 19 (45:11):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
It's not my favorite. I think I'm just I love
the fact he's so enthused over this food. It's kind
of crazy. There's a lot of sauce he does. There's
a lot of sauce going on here. And for some reason,
I mean, he's young. I guess that's why he's not
ballooning up like I would do. So okay, so what
have you been obsessed with online? What have you been watching?
I got okay, go ahead and Nate okay.

Speaker 15 (45:33):
Uh the account is Joey Swollen. Do you guys know
Joey Swollen? J o E Y s w O l L.
And he is the most muscular and veinous individual I.

Speaker 7 (45:46):
Think I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 15 (45:47):
But the great thing he does, uh is he's a big,
huge proponent of working out. But he's also uh not
afraid to shame people that you know, they'll take videos
of themselves in the gym work out, and then they'll
get this sour puss face when somebody walks in front
of the camera. He's a huge proponent of saying, don't
film yourself in the gym, don't treat it your like

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your own personal workout space.

Speaker 20 (46:11):
Do not do that.

Speaker 15 (46:12):
So he takes these videos and says, excuse me, ma'am,
this guy, this gentleman is trying to work out, and
you're giving him a load of crap because he walks.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
In front of your camera. Stop that. Just let people
create out. Joe follow Joe I've followed Joey swall Joey.
He's got over four million followers on Instagram. How about
those things in his arms? My god, he's a mean Okay,
he's very vainy, very vain y. Out Danielle, what do
you got?

Speaker 9 (46:36):
I have to find it.

Speaker 8 (46:36):
Come back.

Speaker 9 (46:37):
I'm trying to find her.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
Gandhi, Okay, I have too.

Speaker 10 (46:39):
So one of them is Explaining the Universe, where they
explain all the coolest things that are going on.

Speaker 7 (46:45):
Oh, you love science.

Speaker 10 (46:46):
And the other one, wild Weather, caught on camera. Oh
my god.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
We watched that together. When you want to watch a
house blow down the street, go to wild Weather.

Speaker 10 (46:55):
There's stuff I didn't even know could happen that happens,
like what happens when a volcano erupts underwater? Oh my god,
the wave that comes with it crazy. I love that stuff.

Speaker 7 (47:03):
But what was the the science when you're.

Speaker 10 (47:05):
Talking about, oh, explaining the universe?

Speaker 7 (47:07):
Is it called explaining the universe?

Speaker 10 (47:08):
It's called explaining the universe. And there are all kinds
of different phenomenon that they put on there, like how
the moon actually pulls the tide around the Earth's cool?

Speaker 22 (47:15):
Cool?

Speaker 7 (47:16):
Watch this. Hold on, pardon me while I pushed my
follow up button over two and a half million followers
on explaining the universe. All right, Daniel, did you find it?

Speaker 8 (47:25):
No?

Speaker 14 (47:25):
So I have two. I can't find the other one.
But the one I watched is currently Costco.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
And hold on, hold on hold. Currently it's like updates
from Costco.

Speaker 14 (47:36):
So it's all cool things that you can buy right
now at Costco. Like there's really cool thing bulk things
you could get at Costco. So it's currently Costco. And
then I can't find her name. But there's a girl
who's a Disney princess, and she teaches you how to
pose like a Disney princess, Like the other day she
was doing Anna from Frozen and she was like, now
you have to hold your hands like this. You can't

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put them to your side, you can't do the like.
Each Disney princess has a different way of conducting themselves,
and she teaches you, as she dresses that Disney princess
how to act and how your voice should sound and
the stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (48:11):
And it's the coolest thing. I can't find her damn name.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
Yeah, maybe you should watch it a little more. One day,
Daniel's gonna come in here sounding just like a Disney princess.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
I'm gonna start talking like this.

Speaker 7 (48:22):
What about you Frog, you follow anything that you just
can't get enough of.

Speaker 21 (48:25):
I follow this couple. The usually follow the woman's account,
her name is Her name is Janie Ippolito. She's actually
there in Jersey in the New York area. Her and
her husband Dave are hilarious. But she posts a lot
of other fun things, like she'll post easy things to
fix the eat that are healthy, or she'll post all
kinds of stuff.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
But they are a hilarious couple.

Speaker 21 (48:45):
They do stuff that every couple does, but the way
that they put it online is super funny.

Speaker 20 (48:50):
I watch them.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
I watch the videos every single day. I look forward
to what they do. Well, that's the thing. We all
have these things, these these accounts that are just just
obsessed over. I check him out all the time, and
I love the food influencer stuff the most. But when
it comes to science and stuff like that, to stuff
that Gandhi follows, I'm kind of into that. Maybe I'll
start getting into Disney princesses as well.

Speaker 10 (49:13):
Elvis Duran, you ruined my life with Instagram because you
suggested a page to follow that's cringey and it is
the cringiest stuff I've ever seen, and I can't unfollow it.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
It's called what cringing with a queue?

Speaker 10 (49:23):
Right, it's cringing with a queue and everything that.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
Oh, secret buttholes one time.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
That's a good one.

Speaker 7 (49:29):
Still secret secret buttholes is is fabulous because everywhere in nature,
everywhere in the world, there's like a butthole looking thing
looking round at you. You're right, Scotty Bee says, yes, something.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
What's up, Scotty, I'm a weirdo. I follow one called
run Down Buildings, And so what it does is it
takes like Google street views of houses and restaurants and
buildings and stuff like that from over the years, and
it shows you how they've progressed or when they've been
knocked down and what's there now.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
It's actually really cool. It's interesting. H running down building,
run down building.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, it'll show you people's homes over the years, how
they've been you know, knocked down.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Mine will be featured next. I'm sure, what about you, Scary?
I love Twinkie.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
The parrot, the cutest little yellow parrot, and it's just what.

Speaker 27 (50:16):
Are you doing?

Speaker 7 (50:17):
I'm a good boy like this? This party is so cute.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I can't get I'm obsessed and Bobby Parish. You know, guys,
hear this guy he goes he has an app out too.
He goes to grocery stores and he says what's Bobby
Approved and what's not. And he's trying to teach you
how to eat healthier because sometimes sometimes not all the time,
I like to eat healthy.

Speaker 7 (50:36):
So and he's got this app and.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
You scan all the UPC symbols and it tells you
if it's Bobby Approved or not. So I kind of
try and live my life that way when I'm not here.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Is that where you go and you get all those
trendy things that are like today we're all eating chia seeds. Yeah,
those new products. Those products are awesome from Bobby Bobby Parish,
but you eat them for a week and then you
up because they're not trendy anymore.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
But I just can't keep, you know, I can't keep
these things.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
I can't make them good habits.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
No, I said, I try these things, but then they
never worked for me in the long run.

Speaker 10 (51:12):
Here's your guy that re enacts the stuff from like
the home shopping that way.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
I'm trying to find that guy. He's hilarious. He's actually
getting a lot of traction. People know who he is.
He always dresses in drag, and then he takes footage
from QVC where people call in, like these old drunk
women from the Midwest calling it talking about the big
product that they're loving, and uh, he's the best. He's
the best. Do you guys remember I think I turned

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you on to him.

Speaker 10 (51:37):
I followed him. Let me go see if I can
find him.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
I know, it's like there's so many I can't keep
up with him. Anyway. As soon as I find him,
I we'll let you know. But you know a lot
of people around the country are slowly really getting into
his stuff. Hilarious.

Speaker 10 (51:50):
Oh is it is it? It's Devin Pool. I think
that can Yeah, that's who it is.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Hold on, Uh, it's it's Devon Pool. It's here. Yes, absolutely,
it's Devon Pool. It's I T S D E V
O N P O O L E. Hilarious. I mean
remember the time I started playing his videos first, that
we were watching them for like an hour. Yes.

Speaker 10 (52:18):
His reenactment or reenaction, yeah, reenactment of what goes on
on the network is hilarious because he plays all the characters,
even the person on the couch ordering something while drinking
a two liter of pepsi.

Speaker 14 (52:28):
It's always said the one that dresses up like the
girls and the you know, the beginning beard.

Speaker 9 (52:32):
Oh my gosh, it's so funny.

Speaker 32 (52:34):
I know.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
So yeah, Okay, out of all of these, go check
that one out. It's Devonpool. I T S D E
V O P O O l E. It's Devonpool. You'll
love that. All right, this is this has been way
too long.

Speaker 11 (52:47):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
Timothy Shallo, are you kidding me?

Speaker 18 (52:51):
Man?

Speaker 7 (52:51):
I grew up listening to you.

Speaker 11 (52:52):
I grew up listening on the way sees Elvis during this.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
He listen sometimes you guys veer into quote unquote vote
or territories.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
When my dad would say, you know, so that I
couldn't listen to it.

Speaker 7 (53:03):
Really, At Mercedes Benz, there's a reason they go the
extra mile, from testing their vehicles in desert heat and
arctic cold to creating AI that can anticipate your needs
and preferences on the road. They demand every car is
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Speaker 6 (53:21):
Elvis ter Oran in the Morning Show what Elvisteran in
the morning show.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
We want to talk about micro cheating. Oh yeah, why
excited about micro cheating totals?

Speaker 10 (53:35):
Well, I heard just one of them, and I was
very intrigued by it. And now I wonder if I,
in fact am a micro cheater or of all of us?

Speaker 9 (53:42):
What is the definition of micro cheating?

Speaker 7 (53:45):
Little things you can do that some would assume are cheating.

Speaker 9 (53:49):
Okay, okay, right?

Speaker 7 (53:51):
Is that good?

Speaker 27 (53:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (53:52):
Because I think a lot of stuff I would just
think is friendly interaction, but maybe it's not. Maybe it's
more than that.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
Let'll talk about touching, Okay, your tongue in their mouth.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
I remember micro cheating Actually was that buzzy word back
in like twenty eighteen. I mean, it's been around for
a while, not new.

Speaker 27 (54:06):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (54:09):
It's a series of seemingly small actions that indicate a
person is emotionally or physically focused on someone outside their relationship. Okay, yep,
that's a clearer understanding at least what this definition is
signs you are a micro cheater. According to this article
I'm reading from wherever you save the number of a

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person with a name of the opposite sex that they
are so your partner doesn't get curious if the calls
or texts come.

Speaker 10 (54:42):
In, that's okay, super scandalous, that's the problem.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
That's a problem.

Speaker 10 (54:47):
Or you say it was like the pizza place, Why
is Domino's calling all the time?

Speaker 9 (54:51):
You're hungry?

Speaker 20 (54:52):
I might have done that before.

Speaker 7 (54:54):
You might have done that.

Speaker 20 (54:56):
Yeah, prior to this relationship.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
Yes, okay, all right. Look, so if I was micro
cheating on Alex, I would have a call from Doris, right.

Speaker 10 (55:07):
Mac, If you're not actually going down that path with someone,
those sometimes I understand why somebody might do that because okay,
so a lot of people in relationships are jealous of
friends of the opposite sex, and that's it. You're just friends.
But you don't want to tell your friend I can't
talk to you because my boyfriend or husband is jealous,
So you save their name as something else and then
it's just not a problem.

Speaker 7 (55:24):
Okay, Well I see your point there, because I can
then say I can imagine some cases of micro cheating
just to keep out of hot water, right. I know,
I know, Danielle, I can see you judging me over there.

Speaker 11 (55:39):
Now.

Speaker 9 (55:39):
I'm not judging.

Speaker 14 (55:40):
I just think that that's just a problem. Really waiting
to happen.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
It is a problem. It's a problem that I have
to be dishonest.

Speaker 10 (55:49):
You made me all right.

Speaker 7 (55:52):
Micro cheating you are always following complimenting some people on
social media, even if your partner doesn't like that. Oh well, okay,
that's your problem that you don't like me. Cheating one
At parties, you love to flirt even if your partner's
with you.

Speaker 9 (56:10):
Oh.

Speaker 14 (56:10):
I have a friend who does that all the time
and one day her husband walked out of the party.
She was like, he was like, I'm not doing this
anymore and walk right out.

Speaker 9 (56:18):
It was crazy.

Speaker 18 (56:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (56:20):
See, I think that one can get confusing too, because
I think a lot of people think I'm flirting with
them when I'm not. I've said this before. If you
think I'm flirting, I promise I'm not. If you think
I'm a weirdo and can't speak to you, that's me
trying to flirt.

Speaker 7 (56:31):
Okay, got it? Yeah, duly noted. My road cheating could
be you have a really close friend, let's say from college,
whom your partner has never met, but you're still really
good friends with them, so you still communicate with him,
but you really haven't introduced them to your friendship. I
don't know. It depends on a location, and I don't know.

Speaker 22 (56:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (56:49):
I don't know about this. Listen, now, I feel like
I'm being targeted.

Speaker 20 (56:54):
Here's what.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
This is a weird wood The moment you're introduced to
a good looking person, So when you're attracted to you
want to selfie with them. What that's just I foind
that just kind of creepy. Yeah, it's not even flirting.
It's like, I like to touch you.

Speaker 11 (57:11):
Very weird.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
If I put my contact a signed your partner could
be micro cheating. They are suspiciously protective of their phone.

Speaker 10 (57:20):
Yeah, m may I get that.

Speaker 14 (57:23):
Yeah, I think they're just doing other things too, the stuff.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
They shouldn't do.

Speaker 10 (57:28):
Yeah, you don't need to see my search history though.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
They follow your No, no, they follow their ex partners
on social media.

Speaker 10 (57:35):
No, no, I mean I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (57:37):
It depends.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
I mean, if you have kids in common or you
have you know, I mean.

Speaker 7 (57:41):
There's okay. They bring up their ex partner in a
conversation more than a normal amount.

Speaker 9 (57:48):
Everything.

Speaker 10 (57:49):
That's kind of weird.

Speaker 20 (57:51):
They bring up their ex partner while you're having sex.

Speaker 11 (57:53):
Very weird.

Speaker 9 (57:54):
They yell out their name.

Speaker 7 (57:55):
They drag them into the room. Their profiles on dating
apps still exist, Oh for sure. Oh yeah, yeah, that
is a problem.

Speaker 9 (58:03):
That's a problem.

Speaker 7 (58:06):
They prefer to going events alone. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (58:11):
That's suspicious.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
They're always smiling at their phones? Are not sharing what
they're looking at? What are you laughing? What are you
looking at?

Speaker 9 (58:20):
What's so funny? What's so funny?

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Buys your hand on your pants?

Speaker 18 (58:25):
What?

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Always smiling at your phone? Is that sharing what they're
looking at?

Speaker 13 (58:27):
It?

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Yeah, because a lot of times people send you memes
or things in a group chat, and then things are
funny and they may not like that sense of humor,
but I do so a lot of times I laugh.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
When I stare at my phone and it means nothing.

Speaker 13 (58:39):
Why no.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
But if someone said, hey, what are you laughing at?
And you go, oh, nothing, maybe it's something, uh, you know,
sexual or something.

Speaker 10 (58:47):
Okay, all right, all right, okay, can we go back
to the one right before that first second?

Speaker 7 (58:50):
They prefer going to events alone. Yes, okay, we have.

Speaker 10 (58:53):
A lot of events. We attend a lot of stuff.
Our significant others might not want to go all the time.
So isn't it just kind of nicer I feel like
you don't have to. I got this.

Speaker 20 (59:01):
You prefer to go alone?

Speaker 14 (59:02):
Yeah, if they want to go and you tell them yeah, yeah,
I don't mean you there because I can't flirt.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
With Chuck exactly. Why doesn't you stay home tonight? Well,
I mean why take sands to the beach? I mean, no,
you don't want to go to this? Do you always
make an effort to look nice if you know you're
going to run into a certain person? Oh fart noises?
Ever sent your ex a message reminding them of a

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good memory you share? Uh huh. This has happened to
me recently. I received a photo of us years ago
from a great night out with no explanation. Here it
is to me. I don't find it micro cheating.

Speaker 9 (59:47):
They didn't say anything else, just a picture.

Speaker 7 (59:50):
I don't I didn't see I don't find it as
if he at all.

Speaker 10 (59:56):
I don't know what would they have said with it, Danielle,
to make it okay, because you seemed suspicious of that.

Speaker 14 (01:00:01):
So if a picture pops up, which it does all
the time on our memory, right, if it popped up
and it brought back a good memory or a funny memory,
and you send it to something you go, oh.

Speaker 9 (01:00:09):
My gosh, just this popped up? You remember this?

Speaker 14 (01:00:11):
How funny something like that, Like it's that's to me
a little innocent, And it's not like.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
We had sex right after. It's a photo of you
banging it up.

Speaker 21 (01:00:23):
I threw you down in the elevator on the way
to the hotel room.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
That's not a good one, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
So okay, now we have people texting you going, Okay,
you totally convinced me that I'm a micro cheater. I don't.
I don't want to. I'm not saying we're I want
to do that. I'm not trying to accuse anyone of anything.

Speaker 10 (01:00:36):
Right, this is someone else's list. We're disregarding something exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:00:39):
But you know what it does make you think, Okay,
what thing am I doing that could be assumed to
be micro cheating?

Speaker 11 (01:00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:00:48):
Man, I think I'm doing a lot like what I mean,
going to places alone, enjoying that.

Speaker 9 (01:00:55):
You know, But if Brandon wanted to come, you would
take him with you?

Speaker 10 (01:00:58):
I would That's different.

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
But yeah, I don't know, I know, I don't really
know where to go with this other than shame on
all of us.

Speaker 10 (01:01:07):
Now, I think the micro cheating is or whatever. Macro cheating,
that's what we should worry about.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Well, that's treated.

Speaker 9 (01:01:12):
Yeah, but I feel like some of those were macros
and not micro.

Speaker 7 (01:01:15):
What was the macro that was the.

Speaker 9 (01:01:16):
First one you said?

Speaker 33 (01:01:19):
Yeah, I mean, come on, macro Okay, even that, I
think I would disagree with that being macro only because again,
if you have a just a friend of the opposite
sex and that person's like, no, you can't talk to them.

Speaker 9 (01:01:34):
Well, that's a problem in your relationship.

Speaker 20 (01:01:36):
Relationship foundational.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
Yeah, beg Bill, how are you doing?

Speaker 13 (01:01:41):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:01:41):
Good morning, hello lady.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
So after us reading this list, which is not our list,
by the way, you are now convinced that you are
a micro cheater, which is silly.

Speaker 18 (01:01:52):
I'm listening to this list and every little that I
get called out for, Oh what are you laughing at?

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
Oh? He's not texting you? Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:02:02):
Why is something like you know, why can't I just
have the password to your phone? I actually I never realized.
I was like, I'm totally a micro cheater.

Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
Oh my god. We see no one here wants to
make you feel as if you are anything less than
the person you you want to be or are, So
keep that in mind. And this is a list that
we found elsewhere. I'm just trying to justify my way
out of this. Uh, but I don't know. Do you
find that maybe you're in a relationship where you you

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do have to walk on eggshells sometimes because they're very suspicious.

Speaker 18 (01:02:37):
Well, I guess I could say my wife would agree
with that.

Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
Yes, I do have to walk on eggs shells.

Speaker 15 (01:02:44):
Okay, your wife is dictator that you're walking on eggs shells.
That's a really bad side you walk.

Speaker 18 (01:02:50):
Now, it's actually a constant argument of passwords like why
can't I have your password? Why can't I have this?
And and my excuse all the time is because her
phone gets hacked all the time. I always got to
Oh I had to change my credit card number. Oh
I had to change my login for this because somebody
did something with this. Oh, somebody spent the thousand dollars

(01:03:10):
in this. I was like, no, I don't want to
give you any of my passwords because you obviously can't
do it. But it is a cost of contention.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
It does.

Speaker 18 (01:03:18):
And hearing this list, there's like the list kind of
goes on. Now I'm like, oh my god, maybe I
really am.

Speaker 7 (01:03:25):
Hey, so Bill, if you're in a relationship and one
member of that relationship is a little more sensitive than you.
I mean with trust issues, right, they're there. Either you
can play into that and go, okay, I need to
just fly straight because I don't want to mess up

(01:03:45):
with this relationship. I love it. Or you feel like
maybe it's unfair that you have to walk on eggshells sometimes.
I'm not saying this is only about you, It's about
almost everyone listening for a lot of people, you know.

Speaker 18 (01:03:58):
I also you know it's a given it take. I
think it is unfair that I have to do that.
But I also can understand you know where she's coming from,
because yes, you know, you're supposed to be able to
share everything and you know all that jazz that goes
with it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
But at the same time, like I kind of like
my privacy.

Speaker 18 (01:04:16):
I mean, like I've never changed in the last ten
fifteen years, and.

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
There's nothing wrong with one. There's nothing wrong with wanting
and knowing that you deserve privacy. I think that. I mean, look,
if if if I'm thinking about Alex has every he
has every password, almost everything I have because I only
have one everything. I'm kidding, I've dozens, but I don't know.
You know, I don't know. But do I have every

(01:04:42):
password of his? No? No, I don't.

Speaker 18 (01:04:45):
Well the password is it actually comes up very often
at least I would say, you know, three four times
a month.

Speaker 8 (01:04:51):
You know that is a common thing.

Speaker 18 (01:04:53):
And it's really because you just you have you can't
manage any of your passwords. You can't you write them down,
you leave them out in the O And I get
so frustrated with that, and so I'm like, am I
a micro cheater or do I just really value my
private Well.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
You you have to look at the the motivation for
what you're doing. You're your motivation, as you were saying
to us, is you don't want to share passwords with
her because she is not great at keeping them safe.
So if that's the case, that's the case.

Speaker 19 (01:05:24):
It just is.

Speaker 8 (01:05:24):
I don't know. But then but then also I do
laugh at my phone. I don't tell her.

Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
Okay, well, see what's happening here, and we have to
move on. We're also in a situation where you are
sometimes put into you are you're locked into a corner
with your partner because they're overly thinking things and they're
overly judging, and they're overly sense sensitive about what you're doing.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, and that's not a
fair one either.

Speaker 19 (01:05:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
Look all the best of you, Bill and everyone listening
who is totally relating with Bill at this point. And uh,
it was kind of I felt dirty bringing this conversation
up to begin with h And of course God He's like, yeah,
let's talk that.

Speaker 10 (01:06:00):
I want to hear these things. I mean, we've all
been in I think situations where you wonder is this appropriate?

Speaker 7 (01:06:05):
All right, listen, Bill, we gotta run.

Speaker 18 (01:06:07):
I think the best point if I leave you with this,
the best point you guys brought up in the past
was you know, you know, if somebody is truly a
cheater or micro cheater any way you want to look
at it is if you have a you know this person,
but you don't follow their Instagram.

Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
It was one of the Morning topics.

Speaker 10 (01:06:24):
Yeah, they're definitely banging if that's the case.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
Yes, oh boy, okay, well duly noted. All right, Bill,
we have to run. We're doing so late. Hold on
one second, and thank you for listening.

Speaker 19 (01:06:33):
And there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
It's now time for our yearly round of I Gotta
be Honest with a bonus. This year we're also giving
unpopular opinions. Oh yeah, I'm gonna start off my unpopular opinion.
I like to leave the butter out of the refrigerator.
And it always has to be room temperature. Oh my god,

(01:07:17):
good for you, it is. It's always ready to spread. Yes,
just like you, Nate. I will tell you. Every time
I tell people I leave the butter out, because I do,
they do. They have that same reaction. There's nothing wrong
with it. It's not gonna go bad because we eat
it way too fast. But that's my I know it's

(01:07:38):
it's lame, but that's my unpopular opinion. Leave the butter out,
don't put an refrigerator. I have another one.

Speaker 19 (01:07:45):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:07:45):
I don't like comic movies, comic magazine.

Speaker 10 (01:07:48):
Movies like like the Marvel, Marvel and DC.

Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
No, don't like them.

Speaker 10 (01:07:54):
That's fine. Wow, whatever, what everyone's allowed to be wrong
every now and then, and.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
Now, let's be honest. Let's be honest to each other.
Let's be honest about things that we feel are overrated.
Whatever you want to do, let's see Hello, is this, Mariah, Yes,
it is. Hey, Mariah. Okay, so you have an unpopular opinion,
and every time you give it, your friends pummel you.

(01:08:21):
Don't you hate that You're allowed to have an opinion,
But what is your opinion that is very unpopular?

Speaker 34 (01:08:28):
I think sushi is one of the grossest things ever.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
Okay, me too. Okay, but I mean, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I almost threw up at the table and couldn't finish
my dinner after that.

Speaker 25 (01:08:43):
You have opinion, it's wrong. But she can have a repent,
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
But here's the thing, Mariah. Do you sit down to
dinner with people and they eat sushi and you go, eh, crous,
that's disgusty.

Speaker 11 (01:08:53):
No, I mean, if they eat they eat it.

Speaker 27 (01:08:55):
Well, I'm the only person I know it that doesn't
like it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Well no, no, Daniel didn't like it.

Speaker 11 (01:09:00):
I do.

Speaker 14 (01:09:00):
I do it for everything that My girlfriend has mayo
in her fridge and I'm like, that's disgusting.

Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
Why do you mayo in your friends?

Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
Stop it? Stop yuck in my young Right? All right,
thank you. You're not alone. There are a lot of
people who don't like sushi, and that's totally fine. Hello, Kayley, Hi, Kayley.
Unpopular opinion of yours? What is it?

Speaker 27 (01:09:19):
I cannot stand Christmas music.

Speaker 34 (01:09:22):
Something I can't like.

Speaker 11 (01:09:25):
It's so competitive.

Speaker 9 (01:09:26):
It all sounds the same.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
I know Holiday, I love it Christmas, but I just
don't like the music.

Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
Okay, all right, So she doesn't like Christmas. Thank you.
I still love you, Kayley, It's all good. It's honesty,
day Corey. What's your unpopular What is your unpopular opinion?
You stayed on a whole a long time to give
us this, so you must really stand behind it.

Speaker 11 (01:09:53):
What is it I did?

Speaker 34 (01:09:54):
First of all, I'm so excited that I got through.

Speaker 26 (01:09:56):
I can't even get over this.

Speaker 24 (01:09:57):
So hello, Hello lady.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
So your unpopular opinion and people yell at you when
you give it go ahead?

Speaker 34 (01:10:03):
Yes that I could not stand the movie A.

Speaker 27 (01:10:06):
Star Is Born.

Speaker 26 (01:10:07):
It was so boring.

Speaker 27 (01:10:09):
I could not get through it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:11):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:10:13):
Yeah what what Gandhi iRED percent agree with you?

Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
Wow?

Speaker 27 (01:10:18):
It was so boring.

Speaker 34 (01:10:19):
And you know what, I don't mean to like offend anybody.
I know that they work very hard of the movie,
and I love Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, but I
just was not feeling it. It was so boring.

Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
Oh can I add to it what.

Speaker 9 (01:10:29):
I hate the song from the movie You Do.

Speaker 14 (01:10:33):
I hated it when it came out, and I hate
it now we got it. I love you to death,
but I can't even listen.

Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
Okay, So, Cory, Cory, Corey. Giving your opinion and saying
you don't like the Star Is Born is one thing.
The other thing is when people start yelling at you
for having that opasion. I mean, did your friends give
you a Hell?

Speaker 27 (01:10:51):
Absolutely?

Speaker 11 (01:10:52):
I was. Actually my friend.

Speaker 34 (01:10:53):
I asked her what she saw before me, and I said, hey,
you know, am I gonna like it?

Speaker 26 (01:10:57):
I don't like boring movies.

Speaker 8 (01:10:57):
She said, no, it's not born. You're gonna love it.

Speaker 26 (01:11:00):
I'm texting her through it.

Speaker 27 (01:11:01):
I'm like, I can't believe you told me to watch
this movie.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
All right, I can't believe you have.

Speaker 14 (01:11:07):
It's so good, it's so amazing, Cory, you didn't cry,
I'm guessing.

Speaker 34 (01:11:12):
No, my god, No, you know they glossed over the
part that should have been you know, a little more exciting,
in my opinion, exciting.

Speaker 7 (01:11:19):
What was that saying I haven't seen.

Speaker 9 (01:11:22):
The movie yet.

Speaker 11 (01:11:25):
We'll just say the end, all right?

Speaker 7 (01:11:27):
I got you? Got you? All right? Well, thank you,
thank you? Corey. You're not alone, obviously, but thank you
for listening to us. All right, So she doesn't like
the star is boring, but neither is gone. Daniel hates
the music. Hello, Alessia, Hell lady, Hello lady, where are
you calling from?

Speaker 27 (01:11:45):
I'm calling from Central Texas town. It's good, simple way too.

Speaker 7 (01:11:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a Texan. I know all about it. Honey,
big deed, little little little yes. Tell anyway, So what
is your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 20 (01:12:02):
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
My own popular opinion is I do not think christians
Worth is all that hot.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
Excuse you, I know, but she said she's entitled to
her opinion. So you don't find Chris Himsworth to be hot?

Speaker 9 (01:12:16):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 27 (01:12:18):
I like him a story, but I just do not
find him attractive.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Like everything else does.

Speaker 27 (01:12:22):
Yes, like for me, it's as about Tom Holland and
that's my people.

Speaker 7 (01:12:27):
Yeah, okay, you know what, And that's totally fine. But
why do people yell at people if they don't think
Chris him's Worth is hot?

Speaker 10 (01:12:34):
Well, that was just wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:12:36):
She stop it. It's not wrong. It's her opinion.

Speaker 11 (01:12:38):
Chris is hot.

Speaker 7 (01:12:39):
That's a fact, Alessia. Uh, that that's totally fine. That
that's it's a shorter line for us to stand in alsia.
Thank you for listening. You're you're all good, We're not judging. Hello,
is this is this? Shandon? Shandon? Shandon, Shandon, Right, you're right? Okay, Hey,
well so what was that?

Speaker 27 (01:13:01):
Okad? Good morning everybody?

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
Morning, Good morning, Shandon? All right? What is your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 27 (01:13:06):
I think oreoles are disgusting.

Speaker 7 (01:13:08):
Oreos are disgusting.

Speaker 28 (01:13:13):
Everybody.

Speaker 8 (01:13:13):
I never liked an oreole. My kindergarten teacher thought something's
wrong with me. I've never liked an oreo ever.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
WHOA, wow, all right, no problem, Shandon. You go on
hate in oreos. That's totally fine. Think Look, see, we
can live in a world where we disagree but still
be friends. And this is my point. So when it
comes to politics, you're gonna have an unpopular opinion. No
matter what your opinion is, it's okay to disagree but
still be friends. Do I make myself clear?

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
Yes, yes, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:13:43):
That I need friends with the girl who doesn't like
Chris Smsworth.

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
What do you want to do here?

Speaker 27 (01:13:47):
Around me?

Speaker 15 (01:13:48):
You go around the room, get everybody else's on popular opinions?

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
Do you have a pop unpopular opinion.

Speaker 20 (01:13:52):
We went around the room.

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
We'll go around the room again. Okay, Now what's your
unpopular opinion? Gone?

Speaker 10 (01:13:58):
Okay? And I don't think all babies are cute and lovable,
that's it. I agree some of them just need to
stay away from me. Just some of them.

Speaker 7 (01:14:07):
They're not they're not formed.

Speaker 10 (01:14:09):
Yeah, and when people are like every baby's cute, no, no,
they're not.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
All right, very good, Garrett, Do you have an unpopular opinion?

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
I love what they do as an organization, but I
think girls scale cookies are overrated.

Speaker 7 (01:14:19):
Okay, I gotta go all right, all right, they're okay,
there're no oreos, Froggy. What's your unpopular opinion? This is
going to be very unpopular. But I think Cardi b
Is basically talentless.

Speaker 21 (01:14:31):
Okay, she's funny, though she might be funny, but she
has no talent when it comes to music.

Speaker 7 (01:14:39):
Okay, all right, opinion, very unpopular opinion. And look, you
know not all of us agree with you, but where
we can still be friends, right, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (01:14:48):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 14 (01:14:52):
Because they are so smart when it comes to marketing
and all these different things.

Speaker 9 (01:14:57):
To get themselves out there. They to me are brilliant.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
All right, anyone disagree or agreed, doesn't matter. We can
all agree to disagree. Scary. What's your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
I love James Cordon, but I hate and don't understand car.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Strew that bit just.

Speaker 9 (01:15:19):
Spread a car.

Speaker 7 (01:15:25):
I gotta be honest. I think the first twenty times
was good. I think I think it's kind of played out.

Speaker 22 (01:15:31):
I agree.

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
What about yours?

Speaker 7 (01:15:35):
Oh come on, Yes, vaginas are gross.

Speaker 9 (01:15:46):
We know you know that's not a surprise.

Speaker 23 (01:15:50):
There.

Speaker 7 (01:15:50):
I said it. I just said what I said, and
then I got a note from from Nate that says
I have one. I don't have a vagina. I have
a okay? What I have an unpopular opinion? What the chicken?
The Mona Lisa? I think she's unattractive, bordering on ugly.

Speaker 9 (01:16:10):
I think a lot of people, Okay.

Speaker 19 (01:16:12):
You're all right.

Speaker 15 (01:16:13):
I guess people always like she's so gorgeous.

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
She's kind of ugly. Hello, Brandy, it's getting right getting
weird in here. Hello. What's your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 9 (01:16:28):
I don't really like Beyonce.

Speaker 7 (01:16:34):
It's okay, all right, you can disagree with her, it's okay.
We can still be friends.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
I can have like other people sing her songs, but
like depending on what the song is, I have to
turn it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
All right, all right, thank you, Brandy, thank you very much.
I don't like Harry Potter. Sorry, Danielle. They say I
don't think Jason Momoa is hot at all? What gondy?
I don't find Ryan Seacrest entertaining? See I do. I
have to disagree with it. I love Ryan, his armies,
My Ryan, I know, Look, we can we can disagree, though.

(01:17:06):
I cannot stand Game of Thrones. What men do not
belong in? Skinny jeans? Scary? You're you know? Floyd Mayweather
is a terrible boxer. Got scary? Stop scrolling on my screen.
I don't like walking Dead. Oh here's a person. I

(01:17:28):
don't like cheese.

Speaker 10 (01:17:30):
What wow?

Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
I wish I or? I'm a lesbian, but I think
Chris Him's worth as hot as hell. I think mustaches
look awful.

Speaker 10 (01:17:42):
On men but good on women.

Speaker 14 (01:17:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
I hate peanut butter. I can't stand chocolate cake. I
agree about Cardi b She's she's not talented.

Speaker 19 (01:17:55):
Look at this.

Speaker 7 (01:17:56):
People don't agree with Froggy.

Speaker 10 (01:17:57):
I don't feel safe in this world.

Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (01:17:59):
It's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
We can agree to disagree. It doesn't mean we're bad people.

Speaker 10 (01:18:03):
Right, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
So there you have it. What what what are you doing?

Speaker 21 (01:18:08):
Look at this text? Black jelly beans are the best.
Black jelly beans are the worst. They like those are licorice?

Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
Right, I don't those in the garbage. I don't like liquorice.
Who says they hate bacon?

Speaker 9 (01:18:19):
I hate baconing bacon.

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
Oh my god. Okay, here's one that's gonna make everyone mad. Ready,
pasta is overrated?

Speaker 11 (01:18:29):
See?

Speaker 10 (01:18:29):
How do you feel safe knowing that there are people
out there who think like that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:33):
I just don't care for Starbucks coffee.

Speaker 10 (01:18:36):
No, I don't either. I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (01:18:37):
I mean it's okay, it's just it tastes burnt. Don't
hate me.

Speaker 10 (01:18:41):
I don't hate you, Okay, I appreciate your honesty.

Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
People don't get the obsession with the office.

Speaker 10 (01:18:46):
Out of here? Oh yeah, me too.

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
I don't know what, Daniel, What movie we're talking about
that you can't stay at there? Everyone line?

Speaker 9 (01:18:54):
The Hangover? That was the biggest piece of poop I've
ever here.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Are you?

Speaker 20 (01:18:59):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (01:19:00):
People?

Speaker 18 (01:19:00):
It was?

Speaker 14 (01:19:00):
Oh, this is the greatest movie. So everyone loves it,
so I have to say it's great. My husband and
I watched it together.

Speaker 9 (01:19:05):
We looked at each other and he's a guy, and
he's like, yeah, this is not cool.

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
Okay, Wow it was.

Speaker 14 (01:19:10):
And then we and then we lied about it because
we both said we got a promise to lie about
it because everyone loves it, so we're gonna lie about it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:17):
So we said we liked it and we hated it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
Well, now you're out of the closet. Wow, it's okay, Pie,
it's okay. We can we can still like each other.
I happen to love The Hangover. I thought the first
one was great. I didn't like the other ones, but
I just I thought it was really great. But I don't.
But that's okay. But you don't think I'm dumb because
I like it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:32):
I still love you.

Speaker 7 (01:19:33):
So here's the question. Do you think less of me
because I like The Hangover? Because I don't feel less
of you?

Speaker 9 (01:19:38):
No that I like the Kardashians, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
I don't. Once again, we can live in a world
where we disagree and still like each other. Of course,
once again, let me use the word polotics.

Speaker 35 (01:19:48):
Right.

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Speaker 9 (01:21:12):
Hello.

Speaker 10 (01:21:12):
All right, so we're gonna meet our fancy couples today.
First up, Alex and Elvis.

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
Hello, good morning, I dragged him out of the bed.
Just he's so mad at me that dragged him out
of bed, but we're gonna have him.

Speaker 22 (01:21:25):
Great.

Speaker 10 (01:21:26):
A couple one off to a good start. Couple two
Danielle and Sheldon from their basement, New Jersey. Hello, should
have been my husband should have been I'm sorry. Alright,
we will start with Alex and Elvis. Well, first of all,
Danielle and Sheldon, how long have you guys been married?

Speaker 9 (01:21:43):
How long?

Speaker 14 (01:21:44):
Honey?

Speaker 12 (01:21:44):
Seventeen years?

Speaker 28 (01:21:46):
Okay, seventeen and Neil didn't know the aultar to.

Speaker 20 (01:21:49):
That, that's why she pussed the bus to.

Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
This is starting off well, alright, So.

Speaker 10 (01:21:55):
Elvis and Danielle, I'm gonna need you guys to step
away so that Alex gonna answer these.

Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
Questions and scary fades the music and I'll be upstairs.
You call me when it's time the music?

Speaker 10 (01:22:06):
All right, Alex Sheldon?

Speaker 19 (01:22:10):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (01:22:11):
Are they far enough away they can't hear anything?

Speaker 19 (01:22:14):
He's going up the stairs right now.

Speaker 10 (01:22:16):
Okay, great, So we have headphones on, so I think
we're okay. First up, Alex. If stranded on a desert
island with only one food, what would Elvis choose?

Speaker 19 (01:22:28):
Chicken?

Speaker 10 (01:22:29):
Palm chicken parm. That's a good one, all right, Sheldon.
If stranded on a desert island with only one food,
what is Danielle choosing?

Speaker 12 (01:22:40):
Probably Nathan's hot dogs, but after the pandemic it might
be brownies. But I'm gonna go with hot dogs.

Speaker 10 (01:22:46):
Okay, hot dogs from Nathan's.

Speaker 20 (01:22:50):
She likes a good wiener.

Speaker 10 (01:22:51):
Oh yes, froggy.

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
She married.

Speaker 10 (01:22:58):
Alex? What is or I should say, who is Elvis?
Is celebrity crush?

Speaker 19 (01:23:04):
Oh wow, that's a good one, boy. I don't know
Cord he used to be on Glee.

Speaker 10 (01:23:15):
I yes, all right, accepted Sheldon. Who is Danielle celebrity crush?

Speaker 19 (01:23:25):
Well, actually I'm lucky I'm still around.

Speaker 12 (01:23:26):
She's got so many crushes, to be honest, but I
would say the biggest one is David Beckham.

Speaker 10 (01:23:33):
Oh yep, she does love him. Okay. What is Alex?
The weirdest thing that Elvis does? Just one?

Speaker 19 (01:23:43):
Oh boy, he's a hard.

Speaker 10 (01:23:48):
You on the spot.

Speaker 19 (01:23:49):
The weirdest thing that he does choose with his mouth open.

Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
He's accusing me of doing that? No, he always.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Yes.

Speaker 11 (01:24:01):
See.

Speaker 10 (01:24:02):
Now these are the questions that are going to lead
to divorce. I love it, Sheldon for you. What is
the weirdest thing Danielle does?

Speaker 12 (01:24:09):
Well, she could probably moonlight at a symphony because she's
like the French horn section during the night when she pauses.

Speaker 20 (01:24:17):
Gas so much.

Speaker 12 (01:24:18):
So I'm gonna say that, Oh, that's the weirdest thing
that I have to deal with on a regular nightly basis.

Speaker 19 (01:24:25):
She's gonna kill you.

Speaker 10 (01:24:26):
These are great, Okay, Alex? What date and where was
your first kiss with Elvis?

Speaker 19 (01:24:36):
I believe it was at Walker's Restaurant.

Speaker 10 (01:24:39):
Oh, you guys love that place. Do you remember when
it was?

Speaker 19 (01:24:44):
Jeez, it was during the winter and it was ten
years ago.

Speaker 10 (01:24:51):
Okay, cool, we'll take it. How about you, Sheldon, Which
date and where was your first kiss with Danielle?

Speaker 20 (01:24:57):
Well?

Speaker 12 (01:24:57):
Funny, ass, because it was actually because of Elvis. It
was our first date that Elvis set us up on
on a blind date, and it was on the street
in Broadway, right by the Lincoln Center.

Speaker 10 (01:25:14):
All right, guys, last question, this is the one that's
going to be amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:25:18):
Alex.

Speaker 10 (01:25:18):
I need you to imitate Elvis when he's.

Speaker 11 (01:25:22):
Mad at you.

Speaker 19 (01:25:24):
Oh Jesus, Alex, you know what, Just go home, Just
go home. That's it. I'm done with you. I'm done
with you.

Speaker 7 (01:25:33):
That was spot on. You got to play that for.

Speaker 10 (01:25:37):
Elvis later, all right, and Sheldon, at your own risk,
imitate what Danielle sounds like when she's mad at you.

Speaker 7 (01:25:48):
That's not what you said.

Speaker 8 (01:25:49):
It was tuesday.

Speaker 9 (01:25:50):
I said it up for tuesday. You said tuesday.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
Now you're changing it to Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
You can't do this to me all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:26:01):
All right, Alet's bring him back, can you guys? Bring
him back in?

Speaker 19 (01:26:03):
Yeah, let me go get him.

Speaker 10 (01:26:08):
So the best part about that was I can one
hundred percent here Elvis and daniel sounding like localos.

Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
Absolutely, I'll never admit it.

Speaker 10 (01:26:16):
I know how long do we think it's going to
take them to come back that we should be vamping?

Speaker 26 (01:26:21):
Here?

Speaker 11 (01:26:21):
You all the way?

Speaker 19 (01:26:23):
Yell, Gary comes Danielle, She says.

Speaker 10 (01:26:27):
Waiting on Elvis.

Speaker 7 (01:26:30):
Did we win yet?

Speaker 10 (01:26:32):
We'll find out now, all right, guys, these these are
pretty entertaining. We'll start with you, Elvis.

Speaker 7 (01:26:38):
I'm told not to look at slack. Is there something
in the slack room?

Speaker 10 (01:26:42):
They probably? Guests and answers, ok okay, I have it off, Okay, okay,
don't answer, Okay, all right, So how we're going to
do this? H Sheldon and Alex answered all the questions. Now,
Elvis and Danielle, you are going to try and guess
what their answers about you were, all right, okay, First
question up. If stranded on a desert island with only
one food, what does Alex think Elvis will pick one food?

Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
Oh? Chicken palm? Got it?

Speaker 19 (01:27:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
Hello, I don't I gave you a single date. Okay,
there's a lot of dings. That's okay, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:27:24):
Danielle, what food does Sheldon think you would choose if
you're stranded on a desert island?

Speaker 9 (01:27:29):
Pizza?

Speaker 11 (01:27:31):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:27:33):
Or no?

Speaker 10 (01:27:38):
What you said? He said you would choose Nathan Nathan's
hot dogs or during the pandemic? Maybe brownies? Okay, maybe
brown No?

Speaker 7 (01:27:46):
No, I know you better than your own husband.

Speaker 27 (01:27:50):
I know that Nathan.

Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
Do you mean Nathan's hot dogs? That all I mean?

Speaker 20 (01:27:54):
I'm packing my suitcase, all right?

Speaker 10 (01:27:59):
Next question, Elvis, who does Alex think your celebrity crush
is tough one?

Speaker 7 (01:28:06):
Just like a celebrity crush?

Speaker 28 (01:28:11):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:28:12):
Hemsworth? What's his name that Hemsworth? Broworth?

Speaker 8 (01:28:15):
Chris?

Speaker 26 (01:28:16):
Sorry?

Speaker 7 (01:28:18):
Sorry, my celebrity crushes?

Speaker 10 (01:28:22):
He guessed cord Over Street.

Speaker 7 (01:28:26):
Oh, he doesn't have nice lip. Yeah, he's got those,
he got those lips.

Speaker 10 (01:28:35):
Now, all right, Danielle, who does Sheldon think your celebrity crushes?

Speaker 9 (01:28:41):
I'm gonna go with David Beckham.

Speaker 20 (01:28:43):
Yes he does know you, Yes he does.

Speaker 28 (01:28:49):
All right.

Speaker 10 (01:28:51):
Elvis, what is the weirdest thing that Alex says you do?

Speaker 7 (01:28:57):
The weirdest thing that you think I do?

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:29:05):
Weird? What do you mean by weird?

Speaker 10 (01:29:08):
I mean I'll give you a hint. I'll give both
of you a hint. Maybe that was heard it was
annoying or embarrassing.

Speaker 19 (01:29:14):
Maybe oh, that was more like.

Speaker 20 (01:29:16):
Oh, I spent too much money. I shopped too much
for shoes.

Speaker 19 (01:29:19):
And stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
More embarrassing than that.

Speaker 35 (01:29:24):
You always chew with your mouth open, and then you
make these noises like I do not when you call
me on the phone. He choose food, well, he talks
and it's like I.

Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
Do eat what I call him? Okay, I do that.

Speaker 20 (01:29:40):
We had noises, all.

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
Right, all right, So I'm not the only one that
does that. Okay, No, next always mad I think, wait.

Speaker 9 (01:29:48):
I think mine has to do with farting. Mine has
to do with farting.

Speaker 22 (01:29:52):
I think.

Speaker 14 (01:29:56):
I just don't know which where it is If it's
sleeping farting, or if it's just random farting during the day.

Speaker 7 (01:30:04):
She farted that much.

Speaker 12 (01:30:07):
Yes, I told him that you could have substituted for
a French horn section at night.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
So, yes, she's a she's a brass instrument. Yes, she
plays the she plays the trumpet, trumpet. Who's winning?

Speaker 11 (01:30:24):
All?

Speaker 8 (01:30:25):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:30:26):
So far Danielle and Sheldon are up by one.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
I'm rooting for them to win. I hope they went.

Speaker 10 (01:30:33):
Okay, this was a tougher one. Which date and where
was your first kiss with Alex?

Speaker 13 (01:30:40):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:30:40):
It was at the Fountain Blue Hotel in Miami. Wow,
that was the first kiss?

Speaker 18 (01:30:49):
Was a.

Speaker 28 (01:30:52):
Well?

Speaker 11 (01:30:52):
So where was it?

Speaker 19 (01:30:54):
I thought it was at Walkers Walkers.

Speaker 7 (01:30:56):
We kissed at Walker's.

Speaker 19 (01:30:58):
Yeah, after a couple of drinks and you de started
to get a little frisky.

Speaker 9 (01:31:03):
Okay, all right, I think ours.

Speaker 14 (01:31:09):
I'm pretty sure it was after we were at a
bar talking for a lot during the night, and then
we went and we went for a walk in New
York City and I think we were outside of a school.
I think the two of us, right, it was like
it was definitely a New York City outside of a building.

Speaker 10 (01:31:24):
One what do you say, it was.

Speaker 12 (01:31:28):
On Broadway, New York City, inside, Yeah, after dinner.

Speaker 8 (01:31:32):
Actually it was the dinner.

Speaker 14 (01:31:34):
Yeah, but we were his answer, we were at the
bar talking for like hours after that, remember they were,
and then we went we went out on our but
we went on our own after that for hours.

Speaker 20 (01:31:44):
The question was where was yeah in New York?

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
Yeah, okay, well.

Speaker 19 (01:31:51):
That counts.

Speaker 25 (01:31:54):
Sheldon said on Broadway.

Speaker 11 (01:31:56):
This is.

Speaker 7 (01:31:58):
The worst game ever.

Speaker 10 (01:32:00):
This is a stupid game.

Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
This is a numb ask game.

Speaker 10 (01:32:03):
Guy, Just the last one, because this one's classic. I
asked Elvis to do or I asked Alex to do
an impersonation of Elvis when he's angry. What does that
sound like?

Speaker 7 (01:32:15):
What do you mean you definitely have to grit your
teeth and go like that? Is that what he did?

Speaker 20 (01:32:22):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:32:22):
He was close.

Speaker 20 (01:32:23):
Yes, do it again? Do it again?

Speaker 19 (01:32:27):
Well I don't know if I could do it again
because he's right here. That's it, Alex, Alex, you know what, Just.

Speaker 7 (01:32:36):
Go home, Just go home, Just go home.

Speaker 19 (01:32:40):
We have a match.

Speaker 7 (01:32:42):
Excited all right?

Speaker 10 (01:32:43):
Last one, Danielle, What does Sheldon think you sound like
when you're mad?

Speaker 9 (01:32:47):
I think I'm just very loud.

Speaker 20 (01:32:48):
I'm like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Like?

Speaker 11 (01:32:53):
That is that right?

Speaker 20 (01:32:54):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (01:32:57):
Let me hear Sheldon Sheldon B. Danielle when she's mad,
Can you just not leave your socks over there?

Speaker 24 (01:33:05):
Can you pick this ap?

Speaker 9 (01:33:06):
And will your dad go.

Speaker 19 (01:33:08):
And take that recycling out?

Speaker 11 (01:33:09):
Just do it now.

Speaker 10 (01:33:10):
I don't have any time.

Speaker 27 (01:33:11):
I gotta come back on you.

Speaker 18 (01:33:16):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
Congratulations Sheldon Danielle.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
We do it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:21):
Okay, we did, Alex. You can go f yourself.

Speaker 11 (01:33:28):
Elvis dan Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
So I had lunch yesterday with Nate and Scottie B
and Scary outside at Odeon. We had a great lunch.
Here's my problem.

Speaker 11 (01:33:55):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:33:57):
On the menu, Nate almost ordered it the half chicken. Yeah,
it sounded great and it was faroh farrow Farrow's a grain. Yeah,
it sounded delicious. So I'm thinking, where's the other half?

Speaker 19 (01:34:11):
Who?

Speaker 7 (01:34:11):
Who am I? Who am I sharing with the chicken
with It's like, you know, if you donate a kidney,
don't you want to know who's getting your kidney? Of course,
if I'm eating half a chicken, I want to know
who's eating the other half? Are they in the restaurant? Yeah,
but I don't know where they are.

Speaker 14 (01:34:25):
They put it aside until someone else comes along and
asks for a half chicken.

Speaker 7 (01:34:29):
And how do I know I don't have the better
of the two halts? I started thinking about that too. Well,
they're usually pretty symmetrical, those chickens.

Speaker 9 (01:34:37):
Did they bring it out and say, do you want
the right of the left?

Speaker 7 (01:34:40):
It's like a twig the choice. Well, I mean no,
but I do want to know who I'm sharing a
chicken with, because I really think that's kind of an
intimate thing. I mean, you're actually why is it serious,
gandhi or do you understand what I'm saying from I.

Speaker 10 (01:34:54):
Totally understand what you're saying. If I'm sharing my food,
I need to know who I'm sharing that food with
food is sacred. Hello, you never know.

Speaker 14 (01:35:00):
It could be also like this weird Kismeth thing, like
you have a bond with that person that you're sharing it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
I don't know, I think it is. I mean, if
I'm sharing, if I'm sharing a creature that was a
live at one point, gave it to life for us
to enjoy each half a chicken, I need to know
who you are.

Speaker 15 (01:35:19):
And I'll leave it at that and I'll take it
a step further. What if that other half isn't even
in that restaurant? What if it went somewhere else. I'm
eating the half a chicken, and then somebody in Missouri
is eating that other I need to know that.

Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
I need to know. I need to know the geographical
coordinates of the other half of my chicken. Okay, So
I have this.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Weird thought whenever I'm out with my friends or whatever,
having a group dinner, and all the dinner and all
the protein is on the plate, I always imagine where
in the world that protein came from, Like, was this
halibit in the Arctic somewhere, while that chicken over there
was in the Midwest.

Speaker 7 (01:35:57):
I literally think of the food a live I try
and roll back the time in my head. Huh oh
where it all came from? And then these creatures ever meet?
Probably I thought I was weird.

Speaker 9 (01:36:09):
I don't think I'd ever eat it if I did that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:11):
Yeah, this coffee I'm drinking, where do these coffee beans
come from? They pooped out of a chicken something.

Speaker 25 (01:36:18):
The halimet and the chicken never met. I'm going to
go on on a limit.

Speaker 7 (01:36:22):
Might have if you think about it, burger and steak
could be from the same animal, right, the cow is
from Iowa. And then so these are the weird thoughts
that keep us awake at night. I was tossing and
turning less and I convinced there was a camera hit
in my apartment watching me. Oh, I was. I don't know.
You know, you know how your mind gets nuts when

(01:36:44):
you're trying to sleep. You're like, wait, what am I thinking?

Speaker 25 (01:36:47):
Where am I going?

Speaker 11 (01:36:48):
What?

Speaker 19 (01:36:48):
Nick?

Speaker 7 (01:36:49):
Nick?

Speaker 22 (01:36:49):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
Nick?

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
How are you good morning?

Speaker 13 (01:36:52):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (01:36:52):
Were perplexed? What can we do for you?

Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
So I have to know, because now you got my mind.
If it's like chicken wings or chicken legs or a
hamburger where it's shared across a whole bunch of people,
I mean, that's that's like a food orgy at that
point that what do you do?

Speaker 7 (01:37:10):
Yeah, I don't know that's true, but it's just but
I felt that just a half a chickens like it's
a whole half a chicken and there's another half some
someone else has an equal part of the chicken. I
need to know more about them. I don't know, it's.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
Crazy, all right, Well, this is I'm never having a
burger or steak again. Now, I'm so confused my whole week.

Speaker 7 (01:37:29):
I know, I know, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry we
did that.

Speaker 27 (01:37:31):
Max.

Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
I'm sorry we did that to you. Have a good day,
Thanks for listening, Thanks for staying with us, even though we'rerunning,
ruining your day with this. It's ruining my day.

Speaker 9 (01:37:40):
I feel bad this person high.

Speaker 7 (01:37:44):
We're not high again.

Speaker 11 (01:37:49):
Again. Elvis Da ran in the morning show, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:37:54):
Show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do it again.
Till next time, say peace out of everybody. He's out
of money.