FULL SHOW: The Day We Discovered Nate’s Insane Glasses

From Nate’s mind-boggling glasses prescription to Elvis recounting his time at the Knicks game, the day was filled with odd moments and heated discussions about the workplace. Meanwhile, Andrew struggled with breakfast and Gandhi made sure no one had lice, adding an unexpected twist to a typical day.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yes, miss.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
You know what that's all back?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
God, yes about you know half of our show is
a big drunken mesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes, coming on, you know who wrote the radio We're.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Doing a show right?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh god, so much like myself, like myself.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yes, it is welcome to day. It's Wednesday, March twenty six,
for those who are keeping score, almost April. Oh my god,
it is. Oh my goodness, we'll welcome to Wednesday, or
we can say it's almost Thursday, our favorite day of
the week. Good morning, Froggy, how you feeling? Good morning,
Elvis on Late Daniello, Hello the gond Scary straight Nags here,

(01:05):
Producer Sam, good morning, I see uh just saying Scottie
bees here, Good morning. I can't read the I hate
just pray. How High Diamond, good morning. How is she doing?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh she's great today.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
How are you feeling about Lenny Kravitz? Sure a really?
How come we don't care for Lenny Kravitz. I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
He's he's cool, Wild Diamond.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I was gonna play Lenny krabitts. I'm not playing it now. No,
it's so good.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
She'll wake up clearly.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, she doesn't want Lenny Kravitz. She's very clear cares
about Diamond. Oh you're you're right, Diamond. I love her anyway,
Tell her I love her anyway. Welcome to the day,
you guys in a good moon or bad mood?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
All right, all right, we got stuffed to you today
and we're gonna start it out by pissing off Diamond
with dy kra.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yo, We'll welcome to the day. I'm dead up late.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Next game was amazing, nice, it was great.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Did they win?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah? They did, bed time, It was a very exciting game.
It was tied along a couple of minutes anyway. And
but they want anyone sitting in your lap? Towns hit
my foot with his foot, Okay, he is massive. Yeah,
and he pounded his size fourteen foot on mine and
it still hurts.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh wow, are you gonna sue? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Night, I'm gonna own the garden. We had a great night.
It was great. How was your night, Danielle? What did
you do? It was good?

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Gandhi and I actually went to an amazing women's event
with a lot of the other people here at iHeart.
We had a great time. We were moderating. The food
was delicious. It was at a rooftop here in New
York City. So it was a beautiful, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
A great night.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Yeah, wait, a great night.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It was a beautiful night in New York City. What
about you, Gandhi, I guess you did this.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I did the same thing as Danielle, so you concur.
I concur. It was really great. And whoever is in
charge of the design of that rooftop at Elsie is
someone I want to be friends.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, all right, we'll find out his name. Uh Froggy,
I say him.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I was gonna say or her.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Jesus.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
It was a women's events.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Play gay Hey, uh frog? How you doing? It was good?

Speaker 5 (03:20):
It was a good night. I hung out with the pups.
We had nice conversations. It was great.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I love the pups. Yeah, they they have the best conversations.
I love him so much. I swear, I know, I know.
You know what. I can't deal without mine. If you
have time without my dogs for one moment, I'm not
right scary. How was your name?

Speaker 7 (03:35):
It was great.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
I loaded three days of dishes from the sink to dishwasher,
and I ate breakfast for dinner.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Or I love breakfast for dinner. Yeah, you know, I
would love I don't love breakfast for breakfast. Are we
ordering something? Let's get that going straight? Eight? How was
your name? I was great.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I watched Honora the Best Picture Winner? Did you think
it was worthy of Best Pictures?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Down?

Speaker 5 (03:54):
It was a very good film.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I don't know if it deserved to win that being said,
some great performances, the editing was fantastic. Does it make
you want to marry a Russian dude after watching that movie?
I do not want to marry a Russian dude or
a stripper. So there's a done or a guy or
a guy that too. Anyway, Well, welcome to the day line.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Eight. Our first caller of the day is Larissa.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hi, Larissa, good morning. Also, I love Larissa. She's a
very very important person in our world.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
She is a dispatch person for her local Sheriff's department. So,
I mean, are you there already working? Are you at dispatch?

Speaker 9 (04:32):
Well?

Speaker 10 (04:32):
I'm actually getting ready to go.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
So can you always tell the difference in like the
calls coming in when there's a full moon?

Speaker 10 (04:42):
Oh lord Jesus, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I mean people get crazy. I mean, we know we
have a lot of friends, Larissa that work in emergency
rooms and hospitals, they say the same thing. They said
the knights that there were full moons. Those are the
knights that people put things up their butts.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Oh jeez, you really would not believe.

Speaker 10 (05:00):
It's just it's just you do. You had to pray
to the gods in heaven. It's like, please Lord.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
No, that would baby night at the hospital's two full
moons for some reason.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
But I don't know why, because they full moons. So, Larissa,
because of you, you're out there communicating with everyone out
there on the streets keeping us safe. We appreciate that.
It's a very important job you have.

Speaker 10 (05:23):
You know that, right, Well, thank you. You know we
don't feel it sometimes because we feel like we're just dispatchers.
But you know, no, we are the first call.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You know, do you guys get calls from the most
unnecessary people. I mean say, like, I'm not saying cats
up in trees that kind of thing.

Speaker 10 (05:42):
Actually got one of those.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh really, how many times you have to tell someone
on the phone please don't call nine one one for that,
I mean non emergencies.

Speaker 10 (05:51):
It's crazy, Yeah, I mean we had one one time. Hey, Kyle,
because you couldn't get a cell phone to turn off, and.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
You're thinking, while, of all times, I wish right now
his cell phone was not working.

Speaker 11 (06:03):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm glad you're listening to us. What do you have
for Larissa?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, thanks to Wendy's, we've got a fifty dollars Wendy's
gift card headed your way so you can grab that
breakfast burrito on the way to work tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (06:14):
How about that?

Speaker 10 (06:15):
Do you also? That sounds wonderful?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Well, I love it when people sing when they talk.
Nate does that? Yes, I do?

Speaker 13 (06:21):
You know?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
All right, Larissa, thank you so much. Thanks for keeping
us safe. You're much appreciated.

Speaker 10 (06:26):
Thank you, thank you all for everything.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Y'all.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
David Yankees in row time.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh that is an interesting combo roll timee Yankees.

Speaker 11 (06:37):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I love it. Theressa, you have a great day. Thank
you so much for putting a smile on her face.
I love her and go yank, I love that. Excellent.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandi. Let's get on to the day. What's going
on Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
All right, well, National Security Advisor Mike Waltz is taking
responsibility for a recent information leak. We know that. This week,
the editor in chief of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg, reported
that he was added to a group text with multiple
high ranking officials discussing plans for a US air striking Yemen.
In an interview yesterday, Walt said that he takes full
responsibility for putting the group together. During the interview, Walt

(07:12):
implied Goldberg somehow deliberately appeared in the group and then
called the journalist a loser.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah. A lot of denial going on, and they're like, Okay,
we did it. Yeah, this is why I'm just we
should get rid of just totally get rid of a
group text.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
No, please, this is the best stop.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
That's what this is.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Knowing that high ranking officials use emojis to talk about
war is the best thing that I heard all week.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
This is great. I love that.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Let's all right.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Bird flu unfortunately, has now been found in his sheep
for the first time ever. The United Kingdom's Chief Veterinary
Officer says the sheep was found on a farm in
England where the bird flu had been confirmed in the
bird population. The sheep was put down and no further
cases have been detected, and finally, a new study is
linking salty food with depression. Scientists say that they found

(08:01):
a link between high salt diets and depression like behavior
and mice. In a study published last week, the scientists
found that excessive salt intake can trigger immune responses in
the brain that lead to these behaviors. The studies say
that mice fed with high salt diets displayed heightened anxiety
and behavioral despair like being motionless. They say it's not
the first study to link high salt diets and depression,

(08:22):
but it is the first to offer a potential explanation
for that connection. And those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Are you guys ready for your Wednesday? Let's go check
it out.

Speaker 14 (08:32):
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Speaker 1 (09:00):
In the Morning Show, Can you get Andrew in here? Please,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Do you do that at home too, Danielle? I no,
please say you do?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
What'd you say?

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Please tell me you do that at home when you
need somebody?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
No, it would not go over well Andrew.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
So we asked Andrew find his restaurant that delivers right now.
He found one.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
The prices did you see the prices for the breakfast?

Speaker 6 (09:23):
It's ridiculous, Andrew, and the omelet is.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Twenty five dollars. I was told you wanted pancakes. I said,
pancakes sound good, and so I was on a mission
to find pancakes.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
What of gold?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, there is no Goldney. This is expensive. This place
is expensive.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
My favorite is your answer to Gandhi when she tells
you how expensive it is?

Speaker 15 (09:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
What was your answer? Andrew?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
My answer was why are you starting things?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
That was your.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Money hand? No, meaning I said he's paying.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
That's not what he said. He looked at me and
said are you paying?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Because are you?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
She starts everything and then blows it up nuclear style.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
And then she sits there and then she's like, oh.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh, I don't like this one. All right, right, look
we need to order breakfast. Then I'm just asking nicely
if we could find a place that's a little less expensive.
I did.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
I found a budget I mean bud budget budget, rent
a pin.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I don't want budget. Budget sounds very budget, some stuff
between a rock and a hard place. Because when I
go too low, I got the scaries in the corner,
going well, it's a ghost kitchen, good kitchen, this blah
blah blah, and then you are complaine.

Speaker 8 (10:31):
I don't want someone in the underwear cooking with a cigarette.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Cgarette, or go too high, and then you got Gandhi
b in the Cape Crusader.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Oh you shouldn't be paying that bunch of serious.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
She's looking out for me. I like that. Great. Just
for pancakes, Andrew, Okay, okay, can we just focus. It's
just for a moment. We got it. We gotta get
on with the show.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
I mean, we could one order of pancakes and just
split it for twenty four.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Not okay, I'm sorry, but hell but Andrew's Gandhi impersonation hilarious.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Okay, please, can we just focus for just a moment? Yeh. Look,
New York City is expensive for sure by nature, and
this place is at the top of the the expensive list.
So maybe something a little less expensive but not budget,
something that's in the middle. I think I found a
good mid range option, but I'm sure when it arrives

(11:26):
everyone's going to be like.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
The peanut butter on the toast is crunchy.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I it's for soft.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh it's toasted, yes, Nate, what for a brief moment there?
I thought this is going to be the moment Andrew snaps,
quits and leaves for a brief moment about two minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Breakfast is the most stressful time for me here because
I have never met like if I'm not I'm not
a parent, but I have thirteen children I have to
constantly be aware of with all of their needs. Now
you know how I feel, Lord Baby Jesus. All right, okay,
so do you have a less expensive but not budget

(12:02):
restaurant we can order it from. I have a good
middle it's all your text message, Chane, you said it already, Yes,
like this one.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
You liked this one in the past.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
The pancakes are only ten bucks. That's not bad.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Let's go to the auditor, Gandhi, what do you think.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I haven't looked at it yet, but I do know
that you yelled at us.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
All in all, caps do this one.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
And this one was not a ghost kitchen, right, No, no, no,
But then, honestly, the person who orders the most is always.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I don't want to say it, it's.

Speaker 12 (12:27):
Scott Oh, Scottie. No, it's just the things I like
are a little more expensive.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, you like three four different things than you order, Okay, okay.
The omelet made with locks like thirty two dollars. I'm
not kidding. It's a thirty two dollars omelet.

Speaker 12 (12:44):
I'm just mad because they make you choose cheese. I
don't want cheese in my eggs.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Get to your point. The biscuits and gravy, we're twenty
five dollars.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Maybe they came from the South, they shipped them up,
you don't know. All right, thank you, we're going to
order from this new place, and thank you. I appreciate you.
I got you boo, I love you all right, Producer Sam,
which you have for dinner last night? How much did
it cost?

Speaker 9 (13:06):
It wasn't too expensive. But they accidentally put beef in it?
So I accidentally ate meat last night. Oh, not a
fun surprise for a pescatarian.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
No, who are you doing your horseships with?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
How about you, Elvis, let's reset this, okay.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
If it's your birthday today, you share it with Steven Tyler,
Martin Short, Jennifer Gray, Diana Ross, Nancy Pelosi, and Kitty Chesney.
I don't know if I want to go to that party.
All right, Capricorn, you are going to brighten someone's day
without even meaning to always say the positive thoughts. Your
day's a nine Aquarius.

Speaker 9 (13:39):
You deserve better, but we'll only accept that once you
have the courage to move on.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Your day's seven, Hey, Pisces, your past is not always
an indicator of your future. You're more prepared to try again.
Your day's a seven Aries.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
The power of perspective is everything. Commit your mind to
the half full and watch your mood improve.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Your day's a ten, Hey, Taris. If you like it
and you want it, then go get it. I love
that if you want to forget it, you don't need
to overrationalize every desire. Your days an eight Gemini. Starting
small is an excellent way to get you going. Take
that first little step today. Your day's nine, Hey, Cancer,
You can get out of that funk by finding a
space where you're appreciated. Your validation will do wonders. Your

(14:17):
days of six, Hey.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Leo, know when to intervene and take charge. You might
feel it's not your place, but you might save the situation.
Your days an eight Virgo.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Caution is a good thing, but make sure it's not
stopping you from taking that leap.

Speaker 9 (14:28):
Your days of six Libra, everyone's a little bit hypocritical.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Reassess your values and make sure you don't stray too far.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Your days of five Scorpio, A little sass and a
lot of confidence. That's what today's all about. It's about
embracing your inner boss. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 9 (14:42):
And finally, Sagittarius, your body is trying to tell you something.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Pay attention and don't drown it out.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
Your days and eight and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
A great idea from the text messages. You know you
can send us ideas too. At fifty five one hundred,
they said we need an in studio chef.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Oh hell youa fabulous Bobby fl He should come up
every day.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Bobby's not working.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
By the way, it's today Thursday, because the Italian wedding
soup is only available on Thursday.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I saw a soup I wanted. That's only Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Okay, Today's Wednesday? Whis the Wednesday soup?

Speaker 6 (15:12):
U clam chowder, oh goe and green chili pork stewp.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh that sounds good. I'd eat that.

Speaker 15 (15:21):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
What do you have coming up? Danielle? Can you stop vomiting?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
What's coming up? Why?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Cardi?

Speaker 6 (15:26):
He got mad at her daughter? We cannot relate? And
what movie describes your last part?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh my god, everybody get there's ready. Give you a
moment to think about this.

Speaker 14 (15:39):
I want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
I'll kill you after party?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
What is the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Podcast? We record daily when the morning show is finished.

Speaker 14 (15:52):
Listen on the iHeart Radio app or wherever you get
your podcasts.

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get the assignment. The assignment is to come up with
a movie that best describes your farts right. Fuck is like,

(17:21):
I got it ready, Now why are you doing this story?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
So it's a thread on Reddit and people are describing
their last part using a movie title. So minus pits perfect.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
My god, Okay, okay, scary. What's your fart movie?

Speaker 7 (17:37):
Twister?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, that was mine. I'm gonna find another one.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
You need another one.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I'm not going to you ever again. You steal my stuff,
you steal my material. Twister. He actually is legitimately sorry.
I'm sorry. I chose Twister as my fart movie. Contagion,
What about you? Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Oh the sound of music?

Speaker 6 (18:00):
There's some interesting ones.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
On this list. What about your Nate?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
It was that Tom Hanks movie Extremely loud and incredibly close.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Oh god, oh yes, that's on the list here.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, never heard of that ever, it was.

Speaker 12 (18:11):
A very good movie. Better titled movie.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
What about You Frog Days of Thunder.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
That's on the list as well. Yep, Blazing Saddles one,
How to Lose a Guy in So this is.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
This is what you do for a living, Daniel, This
is what I do. What do you do today? Mommy? Mommy?
What did you do at work today? Well? I talked
about movies that describe your farts.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Dune Part one and two.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
All right, moving on? What else we doing today? Other
than that we're gonna play any games today? I wouldn't
mind well getting into a family feud yeah, here he goes.
I was a password.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah, okay, you can't play for the wrong team and
mess it up that way.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'm just all sassy today. I didn't go to bed
till whatever. It was a late night. Yeah, you don't
look it well, thank you, you look nice to name.
Thank you. Yeah, late night. I love going to see
the Knicks play their game. It's really fun. They score
any touchdowns.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, it runs all night.

Speaker 12 (19:22):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
You know when they get that puck, buy that going gone, Yeah,
and they skate. I love it when they skate at
the next game.

Speaker 16 (19:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Going to the gardens amazing. It's an amazing thing. We
always have the jingle Ball concert there every single year,
so that's our place.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I keep forgetting the gardens open year round. They have
other events there, other activities, and the next game is great.
Then they can pull that wood up and they can
put that ice down and they can skate. There's all
sorts of stuff going on. And I tell you, the
people that work at the garden, Stephen, my favorite of
all time, my favorite security guy. Stephen was there last night.
You know, you guys will see it. He didn't do

(20:01):
jingle Ball this year. Oh, I think he's been there
so long he can he can select his events. He
decided not to select our d what so explain this
to me? Is the ice always there and they just
put what over it? Or do they make the ice again?
That's a good question for the game. Scotty, Scotty, do

(20:21):
you know Scotty? Where Scotty? Oh, it's time to sit
on the bowl. Someone knows scott A came here? Can
you stop talking? We need I need him to me.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Who is that diamond?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Diamond? You've been battle? You've been battle morning?

Speaker 12 (20:41):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
What was your problem?

Speaker 15 (20:44):
He asked me what you were saying, so that he
was prepared to walk in.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Well he should come in and let me ask you.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
What makes you guys think Scotty knows the answer to this?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
If it's a.

Speaker 12 (20:53):
Sports thing, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
No, no, no, no, it's a garden thing, because you guys always
do the load in for jingalls all that kind of stuff.
Is the ice on top of the wood or is
the wood on top of the ice when it comes
to the floor.

Speaker 12 (21:06):
I would think that the wood is on top of
the ice.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
It is, so the ice is always there. So Elvis
was sitting on ice last night.

Speaker 12 (21:13):
I guess is that that.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
What that was?

Speaker 5 (21:15):
I know the floor definitely goes on top of the ice,
for sure. I know that. However, I don't know. I
don't know if the ice is always there or if
it's just that like that, that section is there and
then the wood goes on top. I don't know that
the ice itself is always there.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Even when you're watching a concert. I'm told the ice
is there. Wow.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Wait, yeah, that's what it says online.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Too, Diamond, don't you find this interesting? This is about
your Madison Square garden?

Speaker 6 (21:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, what is wrong with Diamond today?

Speaker 4 (21:40):
I'll tell you what. Diamond had like a twenty four
hour day yesterday. So I think maybe she's tired.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Are you tired?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yeah, I'm more tired today than I was.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Oh, can I buy you some breakfast. I'm gonna buy
you something. She deserves some nutrition.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Oh, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Did you get your your menu? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
I already placed my order. I'm just waiting on you.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
You order whatever you want.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
Ah, Andrews said it again.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
All sorts of celebrities were at the game last night.
A Boogie Window Hoodie Boogie Boo.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
With I like, I think we should.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Call him a boogie from now on.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I'm reading Andre's notes. He wrote a boogie window hoodie.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yeah, because it's a a boogie with the hoodie.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
It's a right there yeah. And then a little Techa
was there. I don't know who you're the one that
was a little tech.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah, Ransom his song from a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I'll play that. I can't play any of the songs.
Who else was there? Other celebrities? Floyd Floyd Mayweather was there?
I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Did they show you on the Dumbertron?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
No? You know, I found out you have to sort
of pred that your your person has to call them
and go by the way. My client will be there
tonight if you have that little little camera over there.
Got them on the big scream?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Really they do that.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I just want to go see the game.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
I knew a Jumbo Tron operator and she would ask before.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
He went to games, which seat are you sitting in?
So I think they do need that though, Yeah, they do,
they want to know. But great game. Wow, the knicks
in the maps and the it was a tight game
for a while and then the next But I tell you,
I have an injury. I have a foot injury from
last night's game. I wasn't even called to play.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Who heard you?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I was stomped on by a size fourteen foot Towns Carl.
Carl at Towns. He came right the ball first of all,
was con be right in my face. He caught it.
His big hand came right from my face, caught the ball,
and then he stomped my foot with his size fifteen foot.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
I hope you screamed really loud my foot.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I did shriek to.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Get some money out of this.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Later fluffed on the floor and grabbed your neck.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
To be honest, the way it still hurts. It still
hurts a little bit. Wow, it's smart, as they said smart.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Did you throw those shoes away immediately because they were scuffed?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
He did scuff my shoes, Oh no, And there were
some nice shoes. It was a great game. The thing
is to watch them play basketball on TV. Is it's good.
It's good. But to be there and you watch them
stare at each other in the in the face, in
the eye, and their their nose's like you know, they're

(24:21):
like breathing and gasping, and it's making noise and bitching
and moaning, and that you hear everything.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Well from your seat, you hear everything.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
And at one point one player said to another player,
he said, you're an asshole, and the other guy went,
why my an asshole? Didn't answer him. They didn't answer.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
What about the sweat?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Sweat the second second half? He saw some sweat.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
It was great though.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
They like being at a sporting event period. This The
energy in the arena is amazing, especially if you're a
home team.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I tell you, those Knicks dancers they got it going on.
They're out there dancing and stilettos on that wood day, Scotty,
remember time, let's take me you head, someone dancing on
your wood was still let us?

Speaker 12 (25:04):
Yes, at that restaurant you took us too.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Remember, I have no clue what you're tired? Yes, what
are you talking about? You took us to that smam restaurant.

Speaker 12 (25:11):
The knew, well, Justine, Yes, I had, yes, Okay, it
was high heels there.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
All right, let's get into the Daniel report.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
All right, So we'll start out with the farts. Why
don't we? So in his mind, very good. So apparently
there is a thread on Reddit where people are describing
their last part using a movie title, and I will
just give you some of the popular ones backdraft. Something wicked,
this way comes, Oh some like it hot? Whoa, don't breathe.

(25:42):
There will be blood, oh my gosh, and everything everywhere
all at once.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's not a fart.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
That's something more, something more, that is something work. So
this is scaring me. Suzanne Summers, who you know, passed
away from breast cancer back in twenty twenty three. She
is back and she is an a I robot. Her
husband Alan worked with the company to create a digital
twin of her. It mimics her voice, her speech patterns

(26:09):
using recordings and footage of her. It has memories of her,
It can answer questions, it can it can create, and
it can share specific memories with her husband. That is
a scary. He's excited about this, and I get it
because you know, brings his wife back. But tell me
that that doesn't scare you.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I don't know. I kind of like it.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
It scares me because now they're thinking, oh, well, we'll
lose with John Ritter and then we'll do a reunion
of Three's company, like they're thinking of all these kinds
of things. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be yeah, slippery slope.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
If I really miss somebody and I had this opportunity
to feel like they were close again, I might give
that a shot.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah. But what if they made a Gandhi and the
people didn't know it was AI, and then you started
saying all this stuff and nobody knew.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
That's their problem, that's not my problems. If you did
AI Elvis me, yeah, and you had the AI Elvis
host the show, as long as I get paid, if
real Elvis gets paid, I'm totally fink.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah, I kind of feel the same way about that.
But also, I mean, you're talking about dead people right, Well,
this person has passed away, but I could be live
people too that they do this way, ye, wife, people
would be slightly different if I was dead. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I'm gonna see me in a porno? Do you not? Really?
No one wants to see that.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Oh my gosh. All right, let's talk about John m two.
He has shut down all the casting rumors about his
upcoming Britney Spears biopic Ariana Grande is the Brinda carbon Er, Millie,
Bobby Brown. It's all circulating out there, he says, Hey,
none of it's true. We haven't even talked about casting yet.
We are too early in development, so not happening yet.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Just so you know, gut in their text. Okay, so
one's fart. What movie is Oppenheimer A powie?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Here comes the boom?

Speaker 6 (27:58):
All right. Carnib Is Royal pissed off because her six
year old daughter culture ruined a sixty thousand dollars purse.
It's her Hermes bag. She used it for an arts
and crafts project. She doodled on the dark yellow croc
skin and yeah, Cardi was pissed off. Took to Instagram
about it. She said, look what my daughter did to
my purse. I mean, thank goodness, she's got a closet

(28:19):
filled with them, different colors and everything. But something we
cannot relate to. But it just I thought was interesting.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
When I saw that photo.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, it's not that bad.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
It's a tiny, little black heart. I know that It's
not the greatest thing in the world.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Eight thousand dollars bag.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Listen, we say this all the time.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
If you can't afford for it to get damaged, don't
get it.

Speaker 6 (28:37):
You know this is crazy, that's crazy. A beach a
beach front mansioned once owned by Kanye is on the market.
You're going to get a bargain for this. So originally
Kanye paid fifty seven million dollars for it, but he
ripped it apart. So yeah, so you're basically getting this
place for thirty nine million without windows, bathrooms, or electricity.

(28:58):
But it's Stilla's bargain fifty nine.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Million some reason. Kanye, remember Kanye and what's your name?
They actually read it a house somewhere out there in
Tyan Kim, Yeah, in California, and they just turned it
into this white house with nothing, without the white walls
and concrete. It looks like an insane asylum. It does.
He did this Malibu house too, ruined it.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
He likes that. That's his look.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I don't know ruined houses.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Yeah, I guess so. Will Smith was asked if he's
going to try to appeal his Oscar ban, and he said,
I am looking to be the best human I can
possibly be, and I'm going to take what I get
with that. He was getting interviewed by the Associated Press
and he was talking about his new album as Well,
Based on a True Story, comes out Friday. He said
he's taken the last couple of years to really do
a deep dive on the parts of him that may

(29:43):
or may have not been in the level of certainty
and asking those deep, scary internal questions. It was a
lot of initial self examinations. So that, like I said,
coming out on Friday, what are we watching? Well, you've
got the streaming premiere of Mufassa The Lion King on
Disney Plus. You've got the seven season premiere of The
Connors The Garage, the series premiere of that. Also Everybody's

(30:04):
Live with John Mulaney Million Dollars Secret Over on Netflix,
and the series premiere of The Studio on Apple TV
Plus with Seth Rogen. And that is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Thank you, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
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Speaker 14 (30:36):
Yo, love it well, mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
So it seems like, Danielle, you and Gandhi have a
lot going on this week. Yeah, you're doing a lot.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
We're very busy. This is a busy week.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Frost together yes, described to everyone listening what you did
last night.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
So last night we had a women's event for Women's
History Month, right, which is this month. And we went
to a beautiful full rooftop and iHeart our girl, THEO
who we love. She threw a huge party and all
the ladies that work and iHeart got together and kind
of mentored each other. We talked about things that were
important to us and issues and stuff like that. It

(31:16):
was very, very nice. I met people I never met before.
I connected with people I never connected but with before.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
I had a great time, you know. And Gandhi made
a comment about this yesterday. She said, you said, and
I maybe sort of close to what you said. You said,
these events are great, but if guys aren't hearing what
you're saying, it's sort of lost a little bit. It's
information that shared between all you, but it should be
shared with everyone. Yes, right, what do you mean about that?

Speaker 16 (31:43):
So?

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I think it's awesome as far as the mentorship aspect goes,
because there are a lot of people we don't know,
so you get to know people and it's great. But
women know what a lot of other women are going through.
It's nice to have that sisterhood where you say, Okay,
we're all going through this together. But if the men
never hear what we're going through oftentimes because we're working
in a workplace full of men that are maybe over
talking us or not listening to us or finishing our sentences,

(32:05):
how is it ever going to change if it's only
the women who are hearing these things. I just wish
that guys could hear it too.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
So we did bring that up last night in the meeting,
and we could say, maybe next year we invite a
couple of guys to sit in on this, like maybe
some of the higher ups that really need to hear
some of the things that these women are saying. And
a lot of people were like, oh, that might be
a very good idea, So maybe it'll happen.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
We'll see there you go, Because I thought that was
a very good point. Were there're no guys at all
into thing.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
No, there was Danny from promotions down in the front
pointing at the building.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
There's Danny's job was go this way, go this way,
go this way.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
It's here.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
OK, It's like Vana, why it.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Was so cute, interesting point. I like that now today
you have another event, Yeah, what's this one?

Speaker 6 (32:48):
This one is with a lot of our clients, a
lot of our you know, our partners, Our partners. Yeah
that like you know, we've had relationships with for years.
We're going to eat steak with them tonight and kind
of just hang out out and like, we never get
to see them in that kind of an environment, so
it'll be nice to kind of just be relaxed and
get to chat and get to talk, and you'll talk
about other things other than work, which is nice, and

(33:09):
other than their products. You'll talk about life. So it'll
be good.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
See you guys are very busy. You wonder what we
do after hours. Well, Daniel and Gandhi are the ones
who work. The rest of us really aren't doing anything.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's not like, let's get all the men together so
we could talk about men's issues.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Oh of course, you know what, we really got it.
And then we knew women to hear us, so they
hear us. You need to hear us.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
What was the appetizer we had last night that we loved?
I don't know, the one with the one with the feta.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Oh, feta and tomato and avocado.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, it was so good.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I think I would actually really appreciate hearing from men
issues that they had with women in the workplace. If
there's something that women as a whole are doing that
is driving you crazy because of whatever it is our
behavior is, I want to hear that. I like feedback
in general. I want to hear that.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
I could be honest, I can't think of one issue
at all. Okay, I can't, is it mad? No? No,
I really would love to bitch and moan about you.
I can't. I mean, on a personal level, I could
right right, because you're a menace.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Because I try to push you into the on air light.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yes exactly.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I know you ladies have a problem with somebody blowing
up the bathroom, but I can't really fix it.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
I think everybody.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't know. I don't think this is a that's
the forum for we have to hear you complain about it.
I don't think that's that is the forum for digestive issues.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I can't think anything.
It's scary. Come on, let's complain about the women. Yeah,
the problem is we work with great women. I'm really
trying to like need it's a problem.

Speaker 7 (34:46):
That's an issue.

Speaker 8 (34:47):
I know, you guys are awesome, and I don't get
to see the other side, so I wouldn't be able
to even nitpick anything that's nice.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Tell us what you don't like about the little ladies.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, yeah, go in the kitch, make me a sandwich,
and I'll think about what I've need to say about
you and how you don't really level up.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
You make a piss poor sandwich. I tell you, I
just I don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
You're not wrong, okay.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I wonder if there is another industry where the guys
sitting around going, God, these ladies, oh, they really are
too much.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
I think there are probably a lot, and it might
not even be that the ladies are actually too much.
Maybe you just don't know how to deal with each
other and communicate with each other. And I think, you know,
a lot of the things that we talked about yesterday
had to do with emotion and how women handle emotion
in the workplace versus men. And I actually think no
offense to you guys, And I'm not specifically talking about
you guys. I think in general, men are more emotional people.

(35:44):
I think women are more open about their emotions. But
I've never seen a woman punch a wall ever, and
I think it's then get to it. I'm sure it's happened.
Don't empower me to do it.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
You're empowered.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Came on.

Speaker 16 (36:00):
You know.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Men will bottle things up and then there's an explosion,
which is not necessarily the best way to handle it,
and women are more, Hey, this is bothering me. Can
we talk about it? Which I think is often interpreted
by men as being whiny or complaining when you're just saying,
let's work on this problem and solve this problem.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I guess we're a little different on this show. I guess.
I mean I cannot speak to how women on the
show perceive guys. I'm sure we're just guys in field.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
No, I mean your name did come up a couple
of times last night, but in a very positive way. No, No,
you were in a very positive way because you embrace
and empower women and that's not always the case, and
so you are looked in a very good light.

Speaker 17 (36:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's still at the end of the day, though, I
am a guy. Yeah, and I still have guy traits.
I still finish people's sentences.

Speaker 12 (36:45):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I don't think a man's playing things a lot. Why
are you shaking your hand.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I actually so negative. I don't think you finished people's sentences.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
I think maybe it's from hosting for so long, but
I think when somebody is speaking, you allow them to
finish what they're saying.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I can't even finish my own sentences. There is that.
Maybe that's why I perceive to be a good guy,
because I just can't finish any sentences mine or yours.
That could be it, they could be Okay, we're gonna
give him a second one.

Speaker 7 (37:14):
Yes, you're having a conversation.

Speaker 8 (37:16):
And Gandhi caught me interrupting her. She was like, right,
we would would talk with you and I and Danielle
and we're just having a conversation and you were saying
something and then I just started my sentence and then you're.

Speaker 7 (37:26):
Like, you're doing it right now. See, this is what happens.
Guys overtalk women in the workplace. But it was kind
of you know, but it does happen. I'm sure at
some place I need.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
To do it.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
I'm not saying that women don't also do it. I'm
just saying that there's a different kind of power dynamic
in a lot of places where a woman will just
back off as soon as the guy starts talking, and
they often start talking over.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Them, which goes back to the very beginning. Let me
do the reach around the beginning of this conversation. You
were saying, these these get togethers with all the women
and a lot of women in our company is great.
But if the things you're saying, the important facts you're
bringing up, aren't shared with the men, then it's it's
only you know, it's just you guys talking.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
To each other.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
There was I'll give you an example. So we were
talking to somebody who used to have one position here
at iHeart, and she felt like she could say more
and she could put her input in more than she
can now in her new position. And she doesn't know
if people expect her to hold back now or if
she can still be as brazen as she was before.

(38:27):
And she's not sure, and so she's like, I don't
know what to do. So I tread very lightly. I said, huh,
that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
So she's working with different managers.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
With different managers, she's in a totally different position, so
she just does it.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, you know what to say. It rolls downhill, Yeah,
it does. Let us go talk to Claudine High. Is
that Claudian Claudine? Is that you? Yeah? Hi, it is hi, Elvis. Well, hello, Uh,
Claudine has an issue? What's that?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Well?

Speaker 16 (38:52):
So I do have a very difficult time speaking up
at work, just because I've been shut down so many
times with men. So yesterday it's a freaking teams meeting,
hate teams, and you know, I provide a calendar for everyone,
and they constantly asked for dates, and all I said
in the teams meeting was the calendar is posted above,

(39:17):
please use the tools provided. It's very frustrating.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
When you don't.

Speaker 16 (39:22):
And he immediately deflected and was like, well did you
post this in the other team's chat?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Like it?

Speaker 16 (39:30):
It's just I find it very hard and frustrating to
be a woman at work.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
And what is is it only guys being idiots? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (39:43):
Yeah most of the time, but it is.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I just.

Speaker 16 (39:48):
Lately, I don't know if it's the current political situation,
but I, you know, finally decided to speak up and
speak my mind and just say one fact and got
shot down immediately. So yeah, it is. It's frustrating. But
I do agree with Gandhi and Danielle to include the
men just to find out like what are their thoughts,

(40:09):
like are we are we doing something wrong? Where's the
communication lost?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, so when you first heard from Claudine, what does
she say that made you want to put her wrong?
She she got to it right there at the end,
was she's frustrated because she doesn't know how to change
it on her end, right right, And it really does
require somebody to listen and actively make a change sometimes
because you're in that environment, you don't know that there's
something better because that's your environment.

Speaker 16 (40:39):
Yes, it was just you know, I finally spoke up
for the first time and was you know, deflected immediately.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
Its yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
It made you not want to ever talk up again,
which is counterproductive.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
Somebody said that last night as well in one of
my sessions. And she said that because when she voiced
herself in a very nice way, it wasn't received the
way she thought. She decided to give her two weeks
at her last job because she was like, I can't
do this anymore.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Okay, So yeah, good good for her. I mean you
shouldn't have to do that. Including thank you for your call.
I appreciate it very much. Look, bottom line, is this
a lot of bottom lines. My one bottom line takeaway
is listen to what people say. It's pretty simple. Yeah,
you know, try to figure out where they're coming from,
walking their shoes however you want to put it. That's
kind of empathy is a good word being being empathetic

(41:31):
to what other people are going through. Wow, there's a
new concept. What are they how are they feeling similar?
All right, I'm glad you guys are sharing with us.
But after last night and tonight, can you take a
day off?

Speaker 6 (41:43):
No, tomorrow's Yankees opening day.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
You are very.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Busy, very busy.

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Speaker 1 (42:23):
All right, since we're talking about you know, our careers,
working with each other, working in this corporate world, which
a lot of people listening to. Even if you're not
working in like a hyper corporate world, you're working for
a management of some sort or whatever. Even if you're
a manager, you're answering to someone probably unless you're the
owner of your business. Burnout is another thing we need

(42:46):
to be addressing. If you're a good manager, do you
keep tabs on everyone working for you and whether or
not they're burned out? Here it is? It's Wednesday, It's
hump day. Now we slowly slide into the weekend, you know,
a couple of days away. This is the day. People
are like, oh god, I was a fried Thank god
the weekends two days away. Is anyone here burned down?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Thank you for stopping. Hold on, thank you for stopping
to think about it for a minute.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
There's so much stress going on the last couple of
weeks behind the scenes, with lots of things that it's
just like, oh my gosh, and I just think we
are going on is running on empty? Is that what
it is? Because you're just going, going, going, going, going,
and you're not stopping.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
So is this family or everything?

Speaker 6 (43:29):
It's every because there's so many things.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It all adds up.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
All, Yeah, of course it all adds up.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
So if you're, I guess a manager, have you ever
stopped down and go, hmmm, let me walk in their
shoes for a minute, see how they're doing. I mean,
are you encouraging people to take vacation days. A lot
of people don't take vacation days. They're afraid that whoever
fills in for them is going to take their job.
Because we work in a world where well, one person

(43:56):
is now doing three or four people's job, because that's
all well, that.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Was something else. Somebody told me last night that they
got they got a different position, but no more money,
but so much more work. And all they did was
change their title. And I'm like, what, That's just not
the nice thing to do.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, congratulations, you got a title change. Yeah, but come on, yeah,
let people who work for you know they're appreciated. Do
people just do that for us? Are people telling us
we're appreciated or we just you do that?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
You do that within our team?

Speaker 17 (44:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:28):
I think the listeners do that too a lot because
we're there for them and we get them through a
lot of things, and that in itself is you know,
just amazing.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, okay, all right, just except for scary. He's laughing.

Speaker 8 (44:39):
What it would be nice if a manager every once
in a while came by and said, not scary, you've
been in thirty years. Let's let's do a little catch up.
Let's have some lunch and just go out to lunch
and like shoot the crap with it like an upper
management person.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I'm not talking about you, Elvis, because I'm not managing.
I'm not management.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
You want us to call Tom Pullman and see we
can set them up.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
You, okay, Tom Paulman. Okay, here's here's how it works.
This is this conversation. Maybe it's not the sexiest of conversations.
But you know, if someone is in management in a company,
they now have twenty five hats they have to wear
versus the four hats they used to wear they now
have so to be able to take all the scaries
out to lunch. Well, Tom Pullman has how many thousands

(45:22):
of people that work for him? That's right, that's a
lot of lunch.

Speaker 7 (45:25):
Talking about Tom specifically, as you.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Were, you specifically use it.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Should we get Tom on the phone because it's scary
obviously has an issue with his manager told Tom and ask.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Him why he doesn't tell us what a good job
we're doing it.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
There's a lot of managers.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Well, no, you used his name. I did not, Dan
Yell did No, you didn't.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
I'm the one who brought up his name because I
figured that's what he.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Was talking about exactly. I mean you could be talking.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
About Mark Adams too. I don't know, but I thought
you were talking about time.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I don't know. I think the people that run this company,
I think they're great to us.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Yeah, Tom stops Ince's high all the time is a
good job.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Don't compliment us. We need compliment.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Scary needs compliments.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Okay, okay, a lot of people your boss.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
As you listen to this, your boss probably feels as
if you feel needed and loved by virtue of a paycheck. Well,
I pay you to work here, Therefore that's all the
love you need. No, it needs to be more than that.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Yeah, okay, we got flowers yesterday. No, it's Scary has
an issue with Tom pol You said you wanted to
come by and.

Speaker 15 (46:27):
Take you to love.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
Programming from this company. Let's make that right now.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
It feels like being Gandhi's starting problems is this because
I'm the one who said Tom.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Daniel, you're the menace today anyway. So okay, Tom, we
are treated like just wonderful, wonderful people here. They're great
to us, Yes, they really are.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
I have heard other people say that we are special,
but that means that.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
So bottom line is this. I've been given the bottom
line many times. If I don't want, I don't want
say bottom line because that means conversation over. I don't
want the conversation to ever stop. But making people feel
appreciated in the workplace is a very important thing, and
sometimes managers, because they are overworked themselves, may forget to
do that. As scary as said about Tom, POLM.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Be real easy to edit this up.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
So you did.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
Have a relationship with Tom?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
What did Tom?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Didn't take him to lunch?

Speaker 6 (47:38):
Where do you want him to take you?

Speaker 15 (47:39):
Like something?

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Fancy?

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Want to go for lunch?

Speaker 1 (47:45):
They're open for lunch.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
A lot of good ideas.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
So appreciate the people who work for you. What's that name?
What what does that? Three things?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
We have to get into the three things. Obviously the
produce is feeling unappreciated.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Yeah, are you going to thank Gandhi for doing the
three things please, of.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Course, and then tell me I don't have to thank her.
She gets paid every two weeks for now. That is
surely fleeting, all right into the three things we need
to know. Also, on the way, we have a thousand
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so appreciative of that. All right, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (48:23):
All right?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
A new executive order from President Trump would stop the
federal government from using paper checks. The order, yes the
order that was signed yesterday would block the Treasury Department
from issuing checks for benefits, tax refunds, vendor payments, and
intergovernment governmental payments effective September thirtieth. At that time, the
government would be required to switch to electronic transfer methods

(48:45):
such as direct deposit and prepaid card accounts. The order
states that the continued use of paper based payments by
the federal government imposes unnecessary costs, delays, risks of fraud,
lost payments, theft, and inefficiencies. Of course, people are raising
concern learns about how that would affect older people and
those without access to the same technology. Luigi Mangioni is

(49:07):
asking for a laptop in jail to view documents related
to his case.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
He wants to see those he does. Now, do they
allow laptops in prison?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. They're worried with him
because so many people have been reaching out to him
via male Obviously, there are these huge movements for Luigi.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Where is he?

Speaker 4 (49:24):
They're concerned that maybe he would talk to people outside.
His lawyers are saying absolutely not. He only wants it
so that he can view his documents.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
From Oh yeah, I trust what he says. Ill I
ain't never know.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Well, if Mangioni had a laptop, he could start an
only fans pace.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
He could, absolutely he could.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Could we know that he's accused of killing United Healthcare
CEO Brian Thompson on a New York City street back
in December, According to a court filing, his lawyers asked
if he could have it again, just to look at documents.
He will not be able to communicate with anyone through
the laptop, and it would not be able to connect
to the internet or run any kind of entertainment.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Well, then what's the point he wants to use documents? Okay?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
And finally, rodeo is one signature away from becoming the
official state sport of Montana.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Oh cool, that makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
The state House overwhelmingly approved a bill last week making
American rodeo the state sport, and now just needs Governor
Greg Jeanforte to sign it. The law would take effect
immediately once he does. Of course, animal rights groups are
not happy about this one.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
And those are your three now feel guilty? Yeah, thank
you guy.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
You're welcome.

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Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tab.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Here we go a phone tab. An old friend coming
to visit us again scary. Yes, go ahead.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
Francis wants the phone tap.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Her dad, Sydney.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Sydney is retired and sits home all day and when
telemarketers call him, he doesn't hang up right away.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Instead, he engages.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Them in conversation and he messes with them.

Speaker 8 (52:40):
Oh no, so she thought this could make a great
scenario for a phone tap using my Michael Oppenheimer character.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Look, you know, I'm surprised people don't recognize this Michael
Oppenheimer guy, but sometimes they don't like this guy.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Here we go, Scary's phone tap. Oh, yes, good morning.
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Cockburn's Port Wine. How
are you doing today, sir port Wine.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
I'm doing fine.

Speaker 18 (53:00):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 19 (53:05):
Do I know you?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Well? You're getting to know me as we speak right now. Yeah,
you're on a list of people to be called today
about really?

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Yes, how did you get that list?

Speaker 11 (53:12):
How'd my name get on that list?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
We understand that you enjoy wine. The Cockburns family have
vineyards for years. We are purveyors of port.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
She changed the name of your wine.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
It's allows your names, sir.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I'm here to just sell it. I don't make those decisions.

Speaker 11 (53:27):
So Smuckers did a great job with Shelley Cockburn Wine.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
You could look us up.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
I will look you up.

Speaker 11 (53:35):
Never heard of you.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Cockburn's fine tawny port pairs beautifully with nuts.

Speaker 11 (53:39):
Holy you really are real.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
That's weird.

Speaker 11 (53:42):
I never heard of you.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
So anyway, we could have three bottles of your choice
sent over to you.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Free bottles.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
No, no, three bottles, that's.

Speaker 11 (53:50):
Bottle you said free.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
I'll take the free wine.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
For just sixty nine ninety nine. So it sounds like.

Speaker 11 (53:56):
I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Fell I'm not gonna well me to make somebody.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
I mean, even though you're online.

Speaker 11 (54:02):
No, I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
You're an online wine.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
I don't want to wine at you.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
But but please get off my line.

Speaker 11 (54:07):
I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Don't you have any special occasions coming? Ock?

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Okay, I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
I'm not in your family barbecue.

Speaker 11 (54:14):
Leave me alone.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Is it someone's birthday?

Speaker 11 (54:17):
Hang up on you.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Nothing is like giving the gift of Cockburns.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Don't you understand?

Speaker 11 (54:21):
Playing English.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Helloes?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Good morning. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Cockburn's Port Wine.

Speaker 11 (54:30):
Michael Michael, we've already spoken.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
I'm not interested in your Let me finish, sir, because no, no, no,
I don't I'm not interested.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
I look you up online. Oh you're a real thing,
even though.

Speaker 11 (54:40):
The name sucks.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Leave me alone, okay, stop calling me.

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The secret to Cockburn's great taste is in the seasoned
wood from the barrels. It's story isn't wood in the barrel,
you know what.

Speaker 13 (54:51):
Get yourself in the barrel and drown yourself and your.

Speaker 11 (54:54):
Cockturn lye dead. I don't want to pump to you.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Hello, good morning. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Cockburnson.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
I'm about to do something.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
Don't go boy, okay, just doesn't.

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every drop. It's a pretty stiff drink. They're just flushing
that I had to see. Imagine the look on their
faces when they open the door and you're standing there
with the Cockburns in your hand.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
I can't imagine anything except punching you in the nose from.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Its sleek, beautiful bottle. The second the second.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Boat boat white or red or bitched together and pink.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I won't drink it.

Speaker 11 (55:39):
I don't care about the barrels.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
I don't care about the bottles or the labels.

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Your guests will want some more when you're guess I.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Don't have guests.

Speaker 11 (55:46):
Nobody comes to my home. Nobody calls me except you.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Everyone around the table will be putting cockburns on their shove.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
It up your You don't even have the decency to
have your number come across.

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I might call our ideas sixteen nine ninety ninety just
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This is Do that with your girlfriend while you're both
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Speaker 10 (56:06):
Sir?

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You do except PayPal? That's wonderful.

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Take your stappal out on a date and get her drunk.

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Did you know that our wine has won awards?

Speaker 5 (56:13):
I don't give it.

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Raise your glass with me, pretend like you're holding a
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What did you do wrong in life? From the tone
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You're calling me from a mental institution. You're in a
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You don't call on ours and ask her for some
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Do that, please, You'll save the world, sir.

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It sounds like you've already got a head started drinking.

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Hey, you know what, that's a great idea.

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Why don't you come over at your limousine and pick
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I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
From you anymore. Well, you don't have to hear much
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Huh.

Speaker 8 (57:05):
My name is Scary Jones Melvis Duran in the morning show,
and your daughter Francis put us up to this.

Speaker 15 (57:10):
What are you talking about?

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Why because Francis knows that you like to mess with
telemarketers when they call.

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Scary.

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This was a radio show. Yeah, can't you tell what
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Oh?

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Thank you.

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What are you doing on I'm eating and I'm texting.
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They came you a couple of times.

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John Legend is performing over Memorial Day weekend and now
they announced pit Bull is going to be there for
the July fourth festivity. That's fun, So get on out.
Pit Bull, of course always puts on the most amazing,
the most amazing show of all time. And uh to
see Pitbull there at Atlantis, yes, and thank you Nate,

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and Nate reminds us not only is he talented, he's
got tight pants.

Speaker 10 (01:03:06):
Very tight.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Uh, So get on out to Atlantis. You better hurry
and watch Pitbull pull vault across the stage. So I
don't know, you have it? We should play some pit Bull? Ye,
text me now, which pit Bull song do you want
to hear? Do it now? I mean, hurry to tweet again.

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I'm running out of things to say in this pit
I'm trying to.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Picture Pitbull in shorts now and I can't. Have you
ever seen his legs? Does he have ankles?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I don't know, he has three legs.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
I feel like I feel like I feel like his
shorts would definitely need to be longer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Yeah, I know, but you know long shorts do the
five in shorts five in shorts are kind of where
it's at right now.

Speaker 16 (01:03:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
I feel like he's a five inch shorts guy, so
he can't know.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
We'll have an issue.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
He needs eight and a half inch. Wow, danger, We're
gonna have a little tikaboo. Okay, Okay, we gotta be carefully.
Let's move on. But pit Bull July fourth, The extravag
ends going on in Atlanta. Get your tickets, go see
and fly out, be on the sand, hang out with
pit Bull and his long shorts. This is Atlas? Is

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this Atlas? Hello Atlas? Is this really you?

Speaker 17 (01:04:22):
Yes? This is Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
I got your text. I love your text. May I
read it?

Speaker 11 (01:04:27):
Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
It says, I don't remember a time I haven't listened
to the Elvis Durand show. Now I'm twenty two years old,
going to my job, and I actually understand the funny
stuff you talk about. Now, I'd never understood it when
I was a kid. That's you know, coming from you.
That's that's a that's a compliment like I didn't used
to understand your BS, but now now I do. I

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love that. Thank you for saying that. Yeah, no problem, Okay,
Well thanks for listening. Thank you Okay, I had follow
up questions.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
I did too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I don't know. I got scared.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
I wonder what it is that Atlas relates to more now?
Is it the pervy stuff? Is it the work stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Is it the call him back? I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
What a cool name too?

Speaker 16 (01:05:12):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I love Atlas anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
You know the name of Atlas is in uh the books,
you know the books that I don't know what you're
talking about. It it started, it starts with us and
it ends with us.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Oh really?

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
And who's Atlass?

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
I forget the name of the actor, but he is beautiful?
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
You would think someone named Atlas is always going to
be attractive.

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Yeah, you have to be.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
You know what I'm saying. Do you have give me Atlas?

Speaker 16 (01:05:37):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
What line is Atlas on nineteen? Okay, we're back. We're
back for more. Say dad, No, I just didn't know
what to ask you. But now I'm going to do
some follow up questions with you. Atlas. First of all,
we love your name, thank you? And uh, do you
know why you were named Atlas? Is there a specific
reason or is just a name they liked?

Speaker 11 (01:05:59):
I picked it myself. I'm I'm trans Oh cool, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Okay, I love see. I love that you chose at Last.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
Imagine if we all could pick our own names, like
I wouldn't pick Danielle, I'd pick something totally different. I
don't know, I'd have to think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
So, Atlas, let me ask you this, why did Is
there a specific reason you chose at List? Because it's
we're loving We're loving on the name, We're loving on
the name.

Speaker 11 (01:06:23):
I just really liked the name personally, and I liked
the mythology behind it. So, like Greg doubt, at List
was really cool. Yea love it the big mythology nerds.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
So that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Uh, yes, Gandhi, I have a question for you at List.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
When you say you relate to us more now you
understand the comedy way more. Now, what is it that changed?

Speaker 11 (01:06:45):
It helps that it wasn't like five and like life
experience and things like that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Right, okay, So is it like the work stuff or
the like you know, pervy stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
What you like the pervy stuff? We do a little both,
all of it pretty much.

Speaker 11 (01:06:59):
Yeah, anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
So there you go. Yeah, so I can see if
you're five years old, A lot of this stuff we
just spew out every day, just like, what are they
talking about? Just shove out and play the song.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Tacos must be their favorite food.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
I know, we Alice.

Speaker 11 (01:07:13):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
That's that's the ultimate compliment. Thank you so much for
uh for saying that. You know, we don't get a
lot of positive texts, but yours was very positive and
we appreciate it.

Speaker 11 (01:07:24):
I'm so glad there's Like I said, there's never been
a time that I haven't been in with my car
in my car with my mom that we haven't been listening.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Well, gosh, it's your mom. We should be thinking as well. Yeah,
tell mom, we said, thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:07:36):
She's right next to me. Actually, hi Mom, hight I love.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
We love moms. Moms are great. You know, I don't
have a mom anymore. I miss her. I miss her
and think about her almost every day. So you know,
there you go. See you know, you know exactly what
I'm saying. Hold on, Yes, I have a.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
Question for mom. Hey Mom, did you try and censor
when we would get racy? So Atlas wouldn't hear us.

Speaker 11 (01:08:01):
Being every once in a while, Like if he directly said, like,
you know, genitalia word.

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
Cow over there, look.

Speaker 10 (01:08:12):
At that cow and.

Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
Genitalia words.

Speaker 11 (01:08:17):
We're going to hear more of it in the back
of the bus.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Yeah, this is your At least they're talking about genitalia again.
We do, we do refer to the Genitalia from time
to time. All right, mom, at last, both of you
have the most beautiful drive and it's a pleasure to
being both of you have a great way.

Speaker 11 (01:08:35):
Thank you, We love you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
That's great. Oh god, they're talking about editalia again.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
What a proper word for it? And I know not
the bits and pieces?

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Yeah, where are we going around the room? You go
around the room? Okay, let's go. I want to start
with producer Sam today. What's on your mind?

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
I saw this.

Speaker 9 (01:08:56):
Prompt and it reminded me of a story I was
too embarrassed to tell you guys at the time. It said,
what's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you
during sex? And it brought me back to a time
where I ate my own nose ring. I swallowed my
nose ring. Yes, I might have told you guys off air.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
How do you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
It wasn't fully closed like the one I currently wear.

Speaker 9 (01:09:15):
It was like a little bull ring with nothing, keeping
it totally closed and just circumstantially pushed back up into
my nose and I panicked it went and it was gone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Yep, I swallowed it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Dooring sex.

Speaker 9 (01:09:29):
I'm just wondering if anyone else wanted to share.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
I doubt you do.

Speaker 9 (01:09:33):
What's the question again, what's the most embarrassing thing to
happen to you during sex? That's got to be mine?

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Okay, ask the question again. What's the most embarrassing thing
that happened to you during sex? Sex?

Speaker 17 (01:09:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Wow, the act in itself was just it was just atrocious.
It was ghastly. You're so brave.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
Hey, Frog, you what's up with you today? So I'm
not sure if this is a compliment or what, but
I did get a compliment today this morning. I got
to work early the cleaning service here, and I always
speak to you. I always talk to the cleaning lady
when she's here in the studio. And she said to me, shecs,
I just want to tell you something. She said, You're
the neatest human being I've ever seen in my whole life.
She said, I never have to clean up anything in

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either your office or in this studio. Everything is always
in the garbage. The floor is never dirty. I just
want to say thank you. And I thought that was
the night. That was a really nice compliment coming from her.
So that's the nicest thing somebody has said to me
all day today. So I hope somebody says something nice
to you, and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
It happened at the beginning of your day, so it's
set the pace, yeah, for a great day.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Yeah, it was like five am. She's like, you are
the neatest person and I'm like, oh, okay, well not
everybody would agree, but thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Love that. I guess starts your day on a positive note.
Stick with him all the Thank God, it's nice, Yandi,
what's up with you?

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
If you use a service and it's a crowdsourcing service,
you should be part of the source that contributes to it.
I say this because our man's scary over here loves
a Google review. He lives his life based on Google reviews.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
So I asked him, do you often leave them? If
you know what you said? Never?

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
He never leaves a Google review, but he depends on
everybody else to leave the Google reviews. I understand it,
but also for someone who relies so heavily, I think
you should be part of it. And that goes for
anything that has to do with the crowdsourcing that you
use it be part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
You should contribute.

Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
So do you report accidents in ways?

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
You just use the app?

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
I walk everywhere, so I don't use any of it,
but I would report it when it asks is the
car still there? I always say yes, if it's happening
on my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yeah, you need to contribute if you're going to use
I just think it helps. It helps it get better.
If you're a part of the community, you need to
give in to the none. Hey, straight in, what's up
with you? Who is that Popeye?

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Why today's National Spinach Day?

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
However, did you know he was originally supposed to eat
carrots in the car too?

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
So back in the day they misplaced a decimal point
which showed that the iron content of spinach was drastically
higher than all the other vegetables. So they thought, oh, well,
we'll have him eat spinach then, because it's got a
lot of iron. Then it came out that it was incorrect.
But can you imagine Popeye sucking on a carrot instead
of squeezing a can of spinach?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Aggressively jamming it down his throat.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Yes, I'm visualizing that now. It would have made for
a much different cartoon, wouldn't it. It would so a
simple little mistake, simple little mistake. And then they had
to eat cans of spinach instead of carrots.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
So I just thought that was interesting. Wow, Maria, there
you go another did you know? Moment from straight Night?
Now you know Daniel's okay, So Alice has.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Me really thinking about what I would change my name. Dude. Okay,
So I either changed it to Marilyn, so it would
be Marilyn Monaro. How funny is that? Or I really
like Chitara from the ThunderCats back in the day. So
I think Katina Chitara would be a really cool name
for me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
I didn't have to be famous too.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Yeah, that's a great drag names, a great drag name.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Give it to me a game, Katina Chatara?

Speaker 18 (01:12:58):
I love it?

Speaker 15 (01:12:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Hey, may I do it around the room? Entry last
night went to the next game at Madison Square Garden. Now,
you know, Madison Square Garden is just an icon. I mean,
it's what do you want to call it? It's it's
just bigger a landmark. But it's bigger than life. It's
more than a building, it's a it's just a force,
especially in the entertainment and sports worlds. We have our

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jingle Ball concert there every year, as we have done
for how many years at the garden. How fortunate are
we to own the garden one night per year, per year?
We own it? It's ours.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
How many artists feel like if they've played the garden,
they've made it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
A lot of them will say that, yeah, absolutely so
last night went there for the next game, and I
say it every time I go there. The people who
work at Madison Square Garden are just amazing people, and
it must be because they just really love working there.
Everyone from security that takes good care of us and
everyone who comes in and out those doors, and also

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people who are working behind the scenes to make sure
the food being delivered and the drinks are being poured
and whatever. We were in the club last night and
so many of our listeners coming up saying, Hi, what
are you doing. They have all these really really big names.
They could be cow towing too, and they were at
our table like saying nice things and bringing us extra
strong cocktails, and they're just great people. So it's more

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than a building. The garden is a force. It is
a it's a working, living, breathing I call it almost human. Yeah,
I love it. And to be able to work there,
like I said, every year we get one, not a
year that we own the garden, it's just pretty incredible.

Speaker 11 (01:14:36):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
The first time I ever set foot in the garden
was four our jingle ball and I just remember thinking, wow,
this is so cool. I've heard of the garden from
everywhere else. I've never been inside the garden. And then
to be able to get on stage at the Garden,
it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Yeah, it's so cool. Anyway, So thank you again to
the Garden. And the next one, what a game. It
was just fantastic with good friends. And we had the buffet.
Had the buffet. They veal chops. What a little chewy,
little chewy, but the chicken was good. Anyway, So to
the Garden. If ever you have a chance to go

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to the Garden, go and have a chance to play
in a sport or play in a concert. Congratulations, you've
made it there, you have it all right. So we're
talking about Pitbull being at Atlantis for July fourth. If
you want to go, go to Atlantisbahamas dot com and
get all in there. I asked you which pit Bull

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song do you want to hear? And you chose hotel
room service. Excellent?

Speaker 13 (01:15:37):
There he is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Remember when he was mister three oh five?

Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
He's both.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
You know what, if you're up in Fort laderday, I
would say, mister nine five four? Are you? And mister
you missed nine five four? I'm mister Actually, I'm mister
two one two. I have a two one two number.
By the way, two one two is the orige know
New York City area code?

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Don't like getld it is? I will buy that from
you for quite a.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Price, not giving up my two one two status.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
See you're not getting mine?

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Wait how much you want to pay for five thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Oh wow? Really, hold hold the phone.

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
Somebody will call.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
That was his starting offer.

Speaker 16 (01:16:23):
It up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
You would really spend five thousand dollars for a two
to one two number?

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
It's it's you can't get them anymore, and the people
who own them own them. I don't know where the
hell they went, but I will.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Live in Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
I gotta be honest with you. I think you can
get them.

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
If someone was to sell it to you though, how
do you how would you switch? Did you have to
call the phone company and say, hey, I just bought
this five thousand? Can I get it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Yeah? I guess work anyway. So, as I was saying
earlier about mister three oh five and nine to five
four uh, and mister Worldwide, we'll be at Atlantis in
the Bahamas July fourth. If you want to go, go
to Atlantis Bahamas dot com and check it out. Let's
get into the three things we need to know from God? Hi, Gandy, Hi,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Us?

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Intel chiefs will be back in the hot seat as
they returned to Capitol Hill for another day of grilling
after a journalist claimed he was included on chat that
discussed plans to strike hoothy targets. Yesterday, they were set
to testify before a Senate committee on Global Threats, but
the group Tech's mistake involving the Atlantic took center stage.
Director of National Intelligence Pulcy Gabbard, FBI director Cashptel, and
CIA Director John Ratcliffe are now set to appear before

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a similar House committee today. President Trump says National Security
Advisor Mike Waltz, the person who reportedly made the chat error,
has learned a lesson chewing on gum apparently can release
hundreds of tiny microplastics into the body.

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
What yeah, Oh my gosh, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
I think everything at this point, everything we eat, everything
we drink, we are just getting plasticked up inside. Researchers
at UCLA are studying how microscopic plastic shards have been
entering the human body, and scientists discovered that microplastics are
in all parts of the body, including the brain and
the bloodstream. This study students two different brands of gum,
and then researchers ran a chemical analysis of saliva. They

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found chewing one piece of gum could release an average
of one hundred particles of microplastics. Oh my gosh, you
find something else, like I just brush your teeth really hard.
Oh no, there's probably microplastics in that. And finally, the finder,
a founder I'm sorry of the Girl Scouts will be
the newest woman featured on a US quarter. The Smithsonian
American Women's History Museum and the US Mint will unveil

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the latest coin in the American Women's Quarters program today.
The quarter features Juliette Gordon Lowe, who is credited with
founding the Girl Scouts in the early nineteen hundreds. The
four year old program has honored more than a dozen women,
including Eleanor Roosevelt and Sally Right as well. And those
are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
And a special shout out to the person who just
texted in seventy one year old crossing guard on Staten
Island working on the corner, dancing to pit Bull. I
love you well.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
All the parents of the kids are dancing with them
on the corner. Doesn't get bad, and they say, doesn't
get any better than this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
I love that. I love the earl list.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Crossing guards are the best.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
We need more in our lives. And I want a
nanny as well. You need a nanny. You need a nanny.
We all need a nanny, and we all need a
crossing guard. These are things in life that we need,
personal crossing guards and personal nannies.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Someone just please take care of us, please.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I beg thank you, Gandi. It was fabulous anytime?

Speaker 11 (01:19:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Are you feeling appreciated? Yes, oh my gosh, you complimented me.
Thinking but I'm not management. Let's be very clear. I'm
just someone you work with. I'm a colleague, yes, sure, sure,
people think, oh you know what's it like? You know't
manage the show?

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
I'm not. I make it very clear, don't. I make
it very clear.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
But just because you say it does not make it so.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
It's not show?

Speaker 19 (01:19:41):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
It's not?

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
So falling in the corner?

Speaker 12 (01:19:44):
Are over there?

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
What's what's the what's your issue?

Speaker 9 (01:19:47):
What what?

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
I'm not the boss? You're like the godfather though you're
like pulling the strings. No I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Now you say that, but you I don't even know
how to playing it any better than do they call
you the godfather.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Charlman walks in here every day and he's like gods.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Charlemagne calls me that, but I'm not his manager. I'm
not a manager.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
Okay, but you're more our manager than Charlemne's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
I'm not a manager, but I'm not a manager.

Speaker 13 (01:20:12):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
I'm not a manager.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
Well, okay, if you wanted to get somebody fired, it
probably could happen. If Scotty B wanted to get somebody fired,
probably not. Yeah, that's how we got to look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
That's true. Scotty. Tell you what, you usually have the
biggest thing in the room, a Scotty. If you want
someone fired. Let me know I'll have that. But you
do you I've never had it anyone fired ever. No,
but but you know what I mean, like you could
have that power. I don't want the responsibility. I don't

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want it. I don't deserve it. I don't need it.
You don't need it, you don't want it. I've been
a manager before. I'm not good at it. I'm not
gonna do it here. I'm not gonna do it ever
upper management.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
No, I'm not mister upper.

Speaker 7 (01:20:55):
Saying that you're gonna do it or you have. But
you have the power. You speak soft and carry a
big stick.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
I beg your pardon.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
Tell Alex about the big stick part.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Thank you, Daniell.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
Yes, I feel like if you go to somebody and
want to get something done, there's a much greater chance
than if we go to somebody and want to get
something done.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Like, okay, give me a crickets. Okay, I don't believe
that to be true, but give me a give You
don't get it, you don't. No, No, give me a challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
What do you think I can get done that you cannot?
That you cannot get done.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Let's say you want to have a meeting with somebody
in the higher up level. You could get a meeting
with that person faster than any of us could get exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
I don't believe that to be true.

Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
The private jet. If you needed to use the private jet,
you could use that. You can't.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
I'm not gonna use a private jet if you wanted
to show. Wait wait we have a private jet.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
I think we have something.

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
Someone need to take the show on the road for
an entire summer, and you don't have you basically get
all the permission and all the clearance.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
You can get it done. Okay, because again, your assignment
is this, I'm going to give you an assignment, Eve,
though I'm not your manager. Give me the challenge that
I can do that you cannot do. That's something that's that,
it's workable and it's needed, not just some Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Are you going to do it though?

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Are you going to not do it it? Give me
I determined if the challenge is worth worth it. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
I would like a private ice maker for our studio, okay,
just us, nobody else can touch it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Okay. I don't know if we can do that. We
need to we need a water hookup for that.

Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
Oh yeah, get a water hookup too.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Well, getting a water hook up. Okay, it's plumbing. See,
I don't think I could get that done.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
Okay, I think right now, if you called Tom Pullman
on his cell phone, he would answer faster than if
I called Tom Pulman.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Yeah, hold on saying hold on? You want me to
call Tom Paullman. Oh yeah, first.

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
Forwarded to voicemail.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Trying to reach is not available at the tone. Please.
By the way, this is my favorite voice.

Speaker 6 (01:23:00):
Never heard that voice before.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
She's awesome. Here you hear her again. Hold a second.
Call Tom Palman on speaker. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Oh disturb, never mind, you gotta hear her voice that
I like her. See he's not gonna pick.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Up my phone. He always does.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
No, he doesn't. He's not picking it up now in
the shower. Okay, but this is the dumbest challenge ever.

Speaker 20 (01:23:25):
Your call has been awarded to voicemail. The person you're
trying to reach is not available at the tone. Please
record your message. When you have finished recording, you may
hang up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
I'm gonna hang up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Here's her voice. I don't even know how I got
her voice, but I found it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
I love her. She's my favorite anyway. So Tom Pullman
didn't pick up my phone. Okay. Challenge accepted, Challenge completed
a loss.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Okay. So if you can't get us an ice maker,
can you stop other people from using the one that
we use?

Speaker 11 (01:23:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Can we talk about that? Sure? Because sign? Okay, Well,
I think you should put up the sign. This is good.
We've witnessed from time to time someone who works for
this company in the break room and there's an ice maker.
It works really well. I mean the ice is just solid.
It's really as far as ice goes, I give it

(01:24:14):
a nine.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
There's scoops in there. You're supposed to use the scoop
to pull the ice out. He goes in with his
bare hands and grabs ice like like a big claw.
He raw dogs the ice. Is this the good chewable
ice like the sonic Chick fil a ice?

Speaker 16 (01:24:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
No, no, no, no, it's just it's cubed. But god,
he says, he's gonna put up a sign, and we'll
tell him what the sign's gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
I wanted to say, please stop finger banging the ice.
There are scoops right here, and point at where the
scoops are.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Please stop finger banging the ice.

Speaker 6 (01:24:46):
I think it'll work. I think it will too.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
I said, how long until you think it gets taken down?
But we're never going to know unless we try. So
I'm erecting the sign about finger binging in.

Speaker 12 (01:24:54):
But the problem is the gross hands touch the scoop
and then the scoop gets thrown right, scoop to have
a holder, but nobody uses.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Everybody uses the holder.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
It's in the holster right now, Yeah, someone right in there.
What's that from? Don't finger blast the ice, stop doing
stop it, don't finger pop the ice? It sick of it?
What's scary?

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
Who is Tim Paulman?

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Hold on Nate's sleep? Are you sleepy?

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
I'm just trying to imagine myself listening to this and
hearing the term finger banging.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Finger finger popping.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
It's just a different way of saying fingering the ice
doing that?

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
All right? So I'm gonna try to get Tim Pullman
on the phone. Anyway. We gotta take a break. This
is going nowhere. No one's giving giving me a challenge
because you guys aren't up for the challenge yourself, I did.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
I don't see the challenge because there is no challenge
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
I'm not a manager period.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
You say that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Okay, who wants to raise? I can't raise? Can I give?

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
I don't give raises. I have no access to them.
I don't have the app that gives raises.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
What it is, I don't have that app. There's an
app for that. Whoever's in charge of raises, it's not me.
Can we take a break, I'm asking. It's a democracy.
Can we take a vote? Vote?

Speaker 17 (01:26:19):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Should we take a break?

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Okay, Hey, this is Taylor Swiss this.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
You're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
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Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Well, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
In the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Hey, thank you for listening it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
We appreciate it. I'm trying to be more appreciative people
who deserve it. Everyone listening to us. If you're listening
to us right now, thank you, thank you. I love
that you're listening to us much appreciated. Where where are
you Danielle Studio?

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
Getting some cereal?

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
And he told me this, This was so good the cereal.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
It's not it's gross.

Speaker 16 (01:27:20):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
He can't be trusting. What is this gold?

Speaker 12 (01:27:23):
It's the loaded chocolate strawberry.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
It's good.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
Gross.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Wait, you gave up chocolate for lent.

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
Yeah, let me tell you something. This is not real job.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
And it tastes gross.

Speaker 10 (01:27:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Sometimes uh, our friends in the Cereal Killers podcast booth
are going to get some clunker cereals.

Speaker 12 (01:27:45):
We loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Okay, what was it when you tried to get me
to do fruity pebbles strawberries new.

Speaker 12 (01:27:53):
One strawberries and cream pebbles just came out.

Speaker 7 (01:27:55):
I wouldn't mind.

Speaker 12 (01:27:56):
Like a little taste. Okay, you know what it tastes like.
It tastes just like the very shortcake good humor bars,
that's what it tastes like.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
I love to taste. This is great. They've average cereal
known the man over there? You want milk?

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
Oh, yeah, that one's what I had that one yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
I have a little milk. I love fruity pebbles because
it's natural fruit flavors. Are you okay? This tastes nothing
like fruity pebbles? Am I doing exactly what you told
me to do? You said, we're in a very big hurry.
Get to Sound and get out as fast as poss See.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
I shouldn't even say anything because if I say that,
you do the opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Okay. So if I said, take.

Speaker 7 (01:28:26):
As long as you want, okay, we'll go to commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Well is this it?

Speaker 11 (01:28:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
I get to taste it live on the air. I'm
taking your valuable time. Oh look it looks pretty too.
Oh god, it smells like fruity pebbles. Hmmm hm, right,
they're good, mm hmmm something.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
Oh no, I'm okay. Scotty has tried to poison me
on purpose multiple times. I'll trust his cereal.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Here's the thing about cereal. It's like soup. It's something
you don't share.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
No, yeah, that's spoon.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
As soon as that spoon goes in something that's.

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
Yours, you own it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
I agree. All right. Now we get to Sound with Garrett.
Garrett has a lot of stuff going on. Hi, good morning. Hey,
So I was I was at the next game last night? Yes,
you witnessed history. Yeah, and Cat as you call him, yep,
and Josh Hart, Well, cat stomped on my foot. Is
it okay? It hurts, still hurts today, but it's okay.
It's an honor, top dog law, so called top dog.

(01:29:23):
So what happened at the Guard last night? Though, so
you witnessed history.

Speaker 21 (01:29:26):
So two players, Josh Hart and Cat, they scored a
triple double, so they both scored double points. They had
double assists and double rebounds, so over ten points. Rebounds
and assists. Never happened before. And you got to witness
it live last night. Wow, didn't even notice. I didn't
even what it happen. You were too worried about your
foot at that day.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
It hurt, It hurt. It was a great game though,
I had so much fun anyway, Yeah, sound all right.

Speaker 21 (01:29:50):
Let's talk about the Olympics in twenty thirty two happening
in Brisbane and the rowing competition. There's a problem they're
going to hold the rowing competition crocodile water. So here's
a crocodile expert from Australia explaining what's going on.

Speaker 13 (01:30:04):
Yeah, there are crocs there, there's no doubt about it.
And there's manifur removed in the last few years. I
caught my first crock in the Fitzroy in nineteen eighty two,
shortly after we'd started here, and I just said the
farmer's dog, and he was a bit upset about that.
And this is all within the recreational area of Rocky

(01:30:25):
so something needs to be done about ensuring that people
can still recreate.

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
In that area. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
I don't know if I want to compete what You
were reading this story earlier, weren't you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
Yeah, this suf just frustrates me. I did read about
this earlier. Why not just pick a different river. Why
are you going to remove all the crocs from the
Croc River that's where they live. Why do we have
to recreate there?

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Crazy, I would watch that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
It does add another level of intrigue anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
Yeah, that would take it to another level.

Speaker 21 (01:30:54):
It was so in my group chat, my friend sent
me this story from twenty seventeen about a man being
a did and in an interrogation room.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
So here's the news story.

Speaker 19 (01:31:03):
Police officer says he was in the interrogation room questioning
twenty four year old Sean Sikes when Sykes leaned to
the side and let one rip the fall play did
not end there. Sykes continued to break wind, creating such
a stemps the officer was forced to end the interview
and leave the room. Sykes is charged with being a
fell in a possession of three firearms and facts not

(01:31:24):
include I can't read this part day, but to say that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Is I'm not reading that. Come on, somebody read it.
Does the cannon and his huge show?

Speaker 21 (01:31:34):
There we go, all right, skip over, skip over the
next piece of audio, right, yeah, all right? And then finally,
so I was watching I spent a whole time watching
Daniel Wall He's interviewing all these these these music producers,
and we played a clip of the Benny Blanco interview
that he did. But here's a cool story Benny Blanco
was telling him of when he was writing Love Yourself
with Ed Sheeran. On a bus in Toronto coming to America.

Speaker 18 (01:31:57):
Go to a pizza place that's closed, and we like
bang on the door and we're like please, and they like,
let us have like one last pizza. We're eating pizza.
We get back on the bus. We decide to make
a song because we want to stay up because they're
gonna wake us up. Anyways, at the border, patrol in
like two hours, we make a song. Here's the song
we make.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
Oh it times.

Speaker 18 (01:32:20):
Listen to the noise in the background of the bus.
Look listening.

Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
Because can care?

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
But I love that. That's awesome. The story behind the songs.
Every song you hear on our show has a story
behind it. I wish we had all of them. I know,
go find them, I will. I'll be right back. You're
good American. Thank you for having me by, Thanks for
being had. We appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
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Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Hey Tamraig, I read something that made me feel good
because on one of them it says you really love
the Cays.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
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Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
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but it's real. From the leather stitching to the iconic design,
every element of a Mercedes lives up to its reputation.

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Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show you who is this?
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
Hold on, I'm laughing. Nate's making me laugh at it.
They is a show and tell that he wants to
show us. Anyone tells what it is until now. So
here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
So you had Lasik surgery, right, Yes, I had Lasik surgery.
Anybody else in the room had Lasik surgery in it?

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:33:40):
I have?

Speaker 15 (01:33:41):
You had it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Do you remember your last pair of glasses, the last
pair of glasses that you had to wear?

Speaker 13 (01:33:47):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Okay, Well I found mine. Are you ready? Yes? Let
me see this.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
So I wore glasses from the age of four to
twenty four, right, and this was the the last pair
of blasts.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
See that I had? You all? Hey, can you believe
I thought this was cool? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
In the prescription does look like like Ben Franklin readers,
but you look like someone you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
Look like I don't know, some cartoon character. I don't
know these. This was my last pack. Why do you
have them?

Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
I was going through my stuff the other day, I'm like,
what's in this.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Anything? I was legally blind?

Speaker 19 (01:34:35):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
I had the lasick.

Speaker 7 (01:34:37):
That's what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
To see exactly is it? Let me see those? Try
them on. I was legally blind. Oh my god, you
look terrible. This is awesome. Get the microphone right up
to your nose. Oh my god, it's so weird. Here gandhy.

Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
Put these on, and then and then, oh I can
tell from all the way over here.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Put them on and then approach the microphone with your eyes.
It's coming at you like three D. Oh my god,
these are three D glass like twenty eight hundred vision.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
It was.

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
It was ridiculous. I couldn't see anything.

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
I'm blind with these guys.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Get close to get close to the microphone. It looks
just gonna eat do it. I say it. I don't
look at it's like three D.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
The prescription.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
But you wore those every day. If I didn't have
my glasses on, I would have to do this to
find we have to do that with them on.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Said, look, it's scary.

Speaker 7 (01:35:38):
I see I see three damniells.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Awful.

Speaker 7 (01:35:42):
Oh my god, that's awful.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
Three I couldn't see.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
We don't need three of you on. One is PERFECTA
was your vision?

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
Was it that bad? Not that bad?

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
That bad?

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
But I tell you, I tell you, I mean when
they went in to do the lazing, the use ice
scraper or something on your eyes, I mean they're taking
off many layers. A fantastic I know that's not how
it works, but yeah, I just can't believe. I had
to wear these things, and I chose this style. I
thought this was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Well, you should donate those there is because there's a
child out there because he wonder there is a child
out there that you that needs that prescription and they
can on a four.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Glass they can find him. Good luck. I don't know
whose vision is that. That's bad.

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
Was your head the same size then as now? And
that's what you chose?

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Yeah? I didn't have style. I still don't, but you
really don't. You do you have your own style? That's
an insultant itself.

Speaker 17 (01:36:37):
What you have?

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
Your own style?

Speaker 16 (01:36:40):
You have?

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
We all have unique are unique things we wear. You're stylish?
What's my style?

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
This is not stylish? Say something some snide remarks. Go
ahead about what are you gonna say about that your
that shirt? Lee Schrager would say, Daniel, ignore him?

Speaker 6 (01:36:58):
Sorry, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
Yeah, I can't believe you were blind. Yeah that's bad.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
I thought I was bad.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
So wacc just clears that right up from that to
you can see now that's insane.

Speaker 6 (01:37:12):
That's all right. So Jonas Khan was so amazing and
did so well in American Dream that the Jonahs brothers
have decided. You know what we're gonna take this on tour,
the Best of Jonas Khan. So for the first ten
stops on their tour, they are going to hook you
up and they're going to do, like I said, the
best of Jonas Khan. I think if you have tickets,

(01:37:32):
you can go to the pre show events. You just
got to google it and make sure. Maybe they'll add
it to more of the shows. Who knows, but yeah,
they're very, very very excited to get that going on
the road. So Ben Avlack is over doing the Superhero thing.
He was talking to GQ magazine about it and he says, look,
it's not that I'm not interested because of the bad
experiences I've had, Because he has had some bad experiences,

(01:37:56):
he says, it's just that he's lost interest in what
was of interest about to me, so he no longer
really wants to do it. So yesterday we talked about
George Clooney. He's decided no more romantic leads for him. Well,
now Ben Affleck not doing the superhero thing.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
Did they say they don't want to do it just
because no one's asking them anymore?

Speaker 16 (01:38:13):
I know?

Speaker 6 (01:38:13):
I think he has been asked to do some stuff
and he did like three. He did like a three
stint as Batman in the DC universe. I remember that.

Speaker 17 (01:38:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
Also Ben Affleck talking about Jennifer Gardner, his ex, and
how wonderful she is as a co parent, that she's
really great, she's a great person, and then he kind
of got into the Jennifer Lopez split. But he's not
giving anybody a lot of information. He did say, there's
no scandal, there's no soap opera. He said, it's just
a story about people trying to figure out their lives

(01:38:43):
and relationships in ways that we all sort of normally do.
Unfortunately they do it in front of the camera, right right. So,
Jelly Row's wife was asked to be on Dancing with
the Stars and she turned it down just like you, Elvis.
She said that there was a couple of reasons. First
of all, they were doing a book. I think the
book was coming out around the same time. Was gonna
be hard, But then she also said, what am I

(01:39:05):
gonna do tork on the audience member's laps? She said,
I can shake my you know what, and I got
some rhythm, but you're not gonna see me doing the
cha cha or the waltz.

Speaker 15 (01:39:14):
So there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
That's one of the reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Well, see, that's why she should do it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
Yeah, I think so too. That's what they want. They
want someone who can be challenged. I don't want. I
don't want to see somebody who's a professional from day one.
I like the improvement. That's what the show used to
be about.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
I want to see Nate on dancing with the start.
He used to wear those glasses dancing into people falling
off the stage. Okay, back to you, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
First, Gene Simmons told us he was doing this the
other day, and now it must be a new thing.
Jojo Siwa is selling a dream guest VIP option on
her tour for nine hundred bucks. You get to be
a roadie, You get tickets to the show, You get
to come there during loading into the show, you get
to kind of help her make sure things are right,
test out the drum, go to the DJ booth with

(01:39:59):
her whole bunch of stuff. So, if you are a
fan of Jojo, c one nine hundred bucks for this
may not be such a such a bad thing. You
may want to get your hands on that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Fan.

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
Thanks Elvis Durant. All right, Jis, let's talk let's talk
that Yogo oh No. For years it was rumored that
she broke up the Beatles. Well, there's a guy named
David who claims in a new book, Yoko, a biography,
that she actually kept the Beatles together longer because she
said during the writing and recording of Let It Be

(01:40:31):
an Abbey Road, John had one foot out the door
and almost left, but it was her that kept him there.
Apparently she accompanied him everywhere. She literally held his hands
sometimes through things to get him through his sessions and stuff.
So maybe that's true. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:40:48):
Maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
And a Snoop Dogg is doing something pretty cool. He
is gonna be the commencement speaker for the USC Marshall
School of Business their twenty twenty five graduation. He said
he looks forward to welcoming them into the next chapter
of their journey as leaders, innovators, and change makers. What
are we watching? It's the streaming premiere Boufasa The Lion
King over on Disney Plus. Finally, you've got the seventh
season premiere of The Connors The Future of Nature with

(01:41:11):
Uma Thurman. That is on PBS. The Grudge Everybody's Live
with John mulaney. Also the studio over on Apple TV
Plus and that is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Thank you, Danielle Els.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
You like to live smart, but eating smart can be overwhelming.
That's why Factor sends you chef prepared meals that are
ready in just two minutes. It's like putting dinner on autopilot.
Pretty smart, right, upgrade your plate, optimize your nutrition and
eat smart with Factor. Go to Factor meals dot com.
Get started today.

Speaker 11 (01:41:48):
I've been listening for years and I'll tuna every morning.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
All right, so you know it's no secret I love
Howard Stern. I've been to Howard Stern for a thousand years.
A lot of people have. I'm not alone, and I
think he's just especially his interviews are just mind blowingly perfect.
He's just great. So I follow Howard online and you know,
listen to whatever he posts, because you know, I worship

(01:42:15):
at the Chapel of Howard. Anyway, they're talking about this
basketball player, right he plays for the Raptors. His name
is Grady Dick. That's his name. Okay, so Howard comes on,
and I'm gonna let Howard set it up because I

(01:42:36):
won't do it justice, and he's a master at the setup.

Speaker 13 (01:42:38):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Listen, listen to this I've found on his Instagram the
other day.

Speaker 17 (01:42:46):
A guy in the NBA his name is Grady Dick.
So the announcers are having a hard time all season
because the guy's name is Dick, throwing them off their game.

Speaker 12 (01:42:54):
I don't know what's going on, but listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
This is Dick try to penetrate inside. They try to
back door with Dick. Dick aren't charging to the cup.
Dick Is was gonna scold. Dick was coming wide open
back door. Dick couldn't hit it. Dick goes down, Dick rises,
Dick goes down with Dick is after Dick's drudgling big
time tonight.

Speaker 17 (01:43:14):
And it's a big deal. The guy's name is Dick,
you know, and there's no reason to get too uptight.
But NBA announcers are now stopping saying Dick's name, you know,
they're being manto. They go, hey, man, I'm not saying
Dick anymore, you know, Like gritty.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
Dick's third bucket of the game brings it back to nineteen.
Let's just call it Grady, Let's just call it Grady
for the rest of the game.

Speaker 10 (01:43:29):
Number four gritty.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
I'm not going to read his last He didn't bought
a baller right here, y'all, and they got to pointed
that out. Brady Dick, I can't say his name. I'm
not going to say Dick is dribbling. I mean, then
you'll think I'm maybe funny. That's so crazy. We have
so much fun with that, I know, absolutely. Anyway, I

(01:43:53):
love you, Howard, You're the best. It's so funny how
they're so afraid. Remember when ships Creek came out. Yeah, yeah,
I think we were actually told them, we'd rather you
not talk about that. It's the number one hit show
on TV.

Speaker 12 (01:44:06):
And what's that s creek?

Speaker 6 (01:44:09):
Remember, Yeah, and it's not even spelt that way. It's
spelled exactly ships Creak exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
But then I remember the first time we actually said it,
it was like she said it, Oh God, and then
guess what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Nothing, Yeah, nothing happened. We're good, which because it's so uptight.
You know, we work in this very regulated business where
the FCC doing their job. I'm not saying that they're
not doing their job. They're doing their job. They try
to regulate the airwaves because these airwaves are licensed by

(01:44:46):
the US government, so they have the right to do that,
no problem, I get it. But it's our interpretation of
what they're doing is what makes me laugh. We take
things very seriously.

Speaker 4 (01:44:59):
See, I feel like we're in up tight it's them
that are uptight. But there's also no consistency in it,
because some of these songs we hear them are like,
what did they just say? Other songs they believe out
the word love. I don't understand it right, So because
I don't understand it, I'm just gonna be reckless.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
Okay, back to the dick. Absolutely, thank you anyway, Thank
you Howard for that moment. I appreciate it. What else
is going on today? Any class announcements we need to make?
Are we? Are we doing life checks to the kids today?
I was checking Andrew's hair earlier. Does he have lice?

Speaker 10 (01:45:29):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
I was just seeing can Why would you Andrew get
in here.

Speaker 7 (01:45:35):
Life?

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
Thank you Dan?

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
He got a hair cut yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
You feel like he may have some sort of life issue.

Speaker 4 (01:45:44):
I'll let him. I kind of want him to tell
you what I was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
As we talked about this, My head is itching. Oh God,
do you have lice. No, I don't have light. God,
he says God. He said she had to check your
head because she was doing some weird things. She's like,
I'm doing it because the monkeys do this. It means
I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
For each other. The delouse each other.

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
So I was going through his air.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
She's delousing you. Yes, I don't have any lause. I
found louse.

Speaker 12 (01:46:13):
Lous is singular.

Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
Yes, Well tell him he's the one who got it wrong.
I think it's lices lease lease leases Okay, but his
head's clear. Well I know, but you were just showing
him what what the primate to do and whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:46:29):
I was showing him affection and he didn't appreciate.

Speaker 6 (01:46:31):
It at all.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Because when I'm sitting there and all of a sudden,
I just feel your little grubby pause going through my head.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
That's odd, you asked first.

Speaker 4 (01:46:39):
It started with me picking the pills off of his sweater.
I said, your sweater's pilling, So I was picking them off,
and then I started picking through his hair.

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
It was love, Andrew. I feel like I'm watching the
Animal Network, the Animal Channel. Just come to my desk anytime,
all right, So this is what you were doing. You
made you actually set it up for me to feel
as if he had lice and you were checking him
for the life problem.

Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
All I said was I didn't find any, and it
doesn't mean they're not there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Okay. Is anyone anyone scratching their head like me right now?

Speaker 15 (01:47:06):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:47:06):
I just told you. I took this swift thing and
start scratching my back with it because I got itchy.

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
Oh yeah, where's that thing been though?

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
Have you ever had lice?

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
I've never had lice?

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
Now, do you remember it? In school when you're growing up,
they had life days, We.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
Had lice checks. Yeah, every year they would do a.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
Lice check in every room and then the nurse would
come on the last speaker that would be in every
speaker in every class in the in this school. Could
John Carlson please come to the nurse's office, John Carlson,
please please don't bring your hat.

Speaker 4 (01:47:36):
Wait, so they would check you for lice and then
send you back into the classroom with the lice and
then publicly shame you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
I guess. Yeah, urst was in the gym and you
just went and you were almost like picked out, like,
oh God, that person has it, and they would just
get like quarantined asaps chopsticks.

Speaker 7 (01:47:52):
You remember, Yeah, maybe Danielle's.

Speaker 8 (01:47:56):
We had to bring our own pencils and we have
to line up and then you have to take the
You hand the pencils over to the teacher.

Speaker 7 (01:48:04):
The teacher would go through your hair with the pencil
like rumma's for your head.

Speaker 8 (01:48:08):
Everyone would sit down, and then that announcement that Elvis
just said came on the loudspeaker, and everyone's like, you
got lies.

Speaker 6 (01:48:14):
We never had lies checks in school. I don't remember
them at all. I remember certain individuals getting cold, but
I don't remember any I don't remember ever getting checked.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
Have you ever had bugs?

Speaker 13 (01:48:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
Has anyone else? And I the only one that had bugs.

Speaker 4 (01:48:27):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
Well, you know like cramps? Oh no, no, have you
I know somebody I went. I went to a very
affluent school. We had lobsters. No. Actually, in college, I
had scabies.

Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
I didn't get else to have it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
You get it because you're with someone else that has it.
I guess I'm pretty sure it's how.

Speaker 12 (01:48:49):
I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
Did you contact trace and call everybody?

Speaker 17 (01:48:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
No, no, I knew who it was. So I remember
going home for the weekend to do my laundry, and
my mom had to tell Mom. She said, why you're
all crusty on your hands? It gives them your hand
really bad. And I said, I don't know. I got
something going on. So I had to go to the doctor.
I came home, I said, I have scabies, and my
mother says, you know your brothers never had bugs.

Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
Unfortunate for them. Yeah, Elvis, So scabies and crabs are different.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
Yeah, yeah, by somebody I know got crabs from a
Renaissance fair costume. They borrow They borrowed somebody's cod piece
and apparently they had You should be sharing cod pieces.

Speaker 7 (01:49:29):
Costume?

Speaker 5 (01:49:29):
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
Take them? And boilet?

Speaker 7 (01:49:32):
Were they born? How they made? Are the eggs?

Speaker 12 (01:49:35):
That?

Speaker 15 (01:49:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
Absolutely they I had crabs too.

Speaker 4 (01:49:39):
You're a party.

Speaker 6 (01:49:41):
You had a party in your paint.

Speaker 2 (01:49:42):
I know, I really did. I should have been a
restaurant supplier for a red lobster.

Speaker 15 (01:49:49):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Bed bugs terrifying me too. I'm so scared of bed bugs.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
I've had bed bugs.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
You've had those two. Yeah, that's a triple threat.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
That was maybe like fifteen years ago. Triple dipper. We
were in a hotel in Greece and I got I
got the crab, not crabs, but bed bugs. I've had
it all.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
So what bed bugs do?

Speaker 12 (01:50:08):
Bed bugs?

Speaker 2 (01:50:09):
The bed bugs just bite, but.

Speaker 7 (01:50:10):
They usually bite you in a line.

Speaker 8 (01:50:12):
If you get like bite by bite all in one
straight line, that's usually bedbugs happening to be at circus
Circus in Vegas dropped it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
God, who was a circus circus of the nineties? Oh
my god, I know your dad had a job.

Speaker 6 (01:50:29):
Is circus Circus still around?

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
Yes, there they are now. The bed bug problem, it's
all a legend. I didn't say that was scary Jones
that said that.

Speaker 7 (01:50:40):
Enough of this caliber?

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
What No, three things? We have to take a break,
according to the producers.

Speaker 4 (01:50:47):
But these were the more important three things that I've
done all morning.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
Do you want to do it? These were the most
If I do it right now, we can. We gotta know.
I'm too busy talking about lies.

Speaker 6 (01:50:55):
Elvis had the three things I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
I had the triple threat, all the bugs. No, I
said mice, I had mice. I've had rodents in my head.
I think I've really told you enough. We're also now
a good friend of mine said, you know what, I'd
listened to your show. I wonder do you ever have
a filter that you turn on because you really say everything? No,

(01:51:19):
I guess I don't. Is that mad?

Speaker 16 (01:51:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
I think it works sometimes. Somebody was asking me how
we plan out what we talk about, and I just chuckled, like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
You really think what we're talking about now was planned?
Was this watter?

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
Let's do let's do the Crabs conversation? Could we pencil
that end at nine twenty shows?

Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
Do that they do?

Speaker 11 (01:51:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
Oh, this is all spontaneous stuff. We got to take
a break. I think I've said too much. Have I
said too much? Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:51:45):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:51:48):
Coming on Elvis ter Rin in the Morning show,