FULL SHOW: The Day We Discuss Nipples

Today, we debate leaking your texts vs. camera roll, cloaking people you date, and whether you'd out a friend's cheating partner. Plus, Elvis ditches a group chat, and discuss what your nipples would produce if they could.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Exciting lady.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we
discover that we don't need TV to entertain us.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
He said, Enough, Elista ran in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
You you're saying a little while ago, you were talking
about a friend of yours, Yes, who I needed to.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
Take a second look at her relationship.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
She's in correct, maybe from someone else's viewpoint, and and
you helped her out, right, Yes, So can we go
back to that for a minute.

Speaker 6 (00:30):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
I mean I don't want to, you know, I don't
want to embarrass anyone to use names or anything. No,
I won't use her name.

Speaker 7 (00:36):
And she's a very very smart girl. I've known her
since high school, so yeah, she's a very wise person.
But sometimes when you're in the thick of a relationship
and feeling in love with someone, you fail to see.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
What was to me a really obvious red flag.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Right, So what's the obvious If I may ask, what's
the obvious red flag?

Speaker 7 (00:55):
They've been together for over a year and he keeps
coming up with different reasons why he's yet to introduce
her to any of his friends.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Okay, well we could break that down. Well, maybe he
hangs out with people he's embarrassed to hang out with,
or maybe he doesn't want them to meet her.

Speaker 7 (01:13):
So true, there's so a bunch of different reasons. So
I was very careful to not be like that means
he's blank.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Because I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
I don't know the guy. I couldn't tell you what
it is.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
But I couldn't even come up with a best case
scenario where I felt like that was treating her the
way she deserved to be treated in a relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
I get that if I had a friend coming to
me and say, hey, you know, we've been dating for
a year and I haven't met anyone that they are
friends with, but they go out with them. So I'm
assuming this person goes out with the friend time.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
Yeah, he goes out with friends.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
But she's not invited, correct, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:47):
I mean, it could be that his friends are just
scumbags and he doesn't want her around them because he
values what he has. But if that's the case, then
do you want to be with someone who has friends
that are scumbags exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Because you know you are who you surround yourself for.
But wait, why has she not asked him?

Speaker 7 (02:07):
She says she I would she said she's asked him,
But she's kind of a passive personality, so she's not
like me. It'd be like we're doing this this weekend
or not at all.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
She just kind of like.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
Lets him know and then kind of lets herself get
I think a.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Little walked on.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
See I couldn't I couldn't you know me? I'd be
right under that hood. Man's right? Who are your friends?
Who are these friends?

Speaker 9 (02:29):
Right?

Speaker 7 (02:29):
There's so many reasons that are potential, and most of
them are bad, most of them.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Is there something wonky about her that he doesn't want
them to know about?

Speaker 7 (02:37):
I don't think so, not at all. She's like a
little bit of a silently intimidating character, So I think
that like might be possible. But if we're in a
committed relationship, you prioritize me. If you like this personality,
let me know by actually actively choosing me.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
But here's the thing, I don't consider this a committed
relationship if.

Speaker 10 (02:56):
You can't bring me around.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 (02:59):
If you have friends not.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
Know about me, that's like a secret they I mean, you.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Know, they know the old part of a relationship is
you were a part of their lives. I agree with you,
so they know she exists.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yes, she's talked to a few of them on social Oh,
he's just never allowed her or invited her, and she
has not invited herself to mesh with these friends. And
when it comes up in conversation, he's, you know, just
kind of does a great job skirting it.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, let's let's consider another possibility. Maybe, as was sort
of on the heels of what Daniel said, there are
a bunch of scumbacks. Maybe they're not, but maybe for
some reason, he is ready for a new life. He
wants a life with new people. But then again, if
he's still hanging out with them, then that's not the case.

Speaker 9 (03:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
Yeah, he says he has one like she says, he
has one core group, like that person you know that
always hangs out with the same friends, and that's that.
That's his social life.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I have a really dear friend who has been in
a relationship for many years and has never met the family,
has never met anyone in his circle ever. But they
continue to move on and life is still whatever.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
It is, and they're both happy about that.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
It doesn't seem that way. I think it's more of
a it's just the way it is, so we live
with it. I would I don't know. I don't want
to sit here and say, well, I would never do that.
I would never do because, I mean, because we're all different.
I mean, we all have different different levels of patience
and whatever.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
But it wasn't making her feel very secure, Like that's
what started this part of the conversation is the way
she talked about it. She was feeling a little insecure
with herself and her relationship to him. So that's why
I'm like, all right, let's let's just talk about the
potential of this being a serious red flag and maybe
it's not quite as rosy as you feel like it is.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
I like this text. Maybe he's a gamer and all
his friends are online.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
Maybe maybe all his friends are just imaginary friends.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
May or maybe maybe maybe she needs to like follow
follow him some night.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
That's the best answer.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Follow him.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Where's he going with these ship? Let's go see what
they're doing. What if they're like, you know, some satanists.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yoh, actually they worked for the CIA.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, maybe they're like they're killing frogs and things.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
I don't know. Hello Melissa, Hi, how are you guys
doing very well?

Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm so glad you're listening. I'm so glad you're participating
in the conversation. I know that you said you were
in a relationship for two years and I never.

Speaker 11 (05:34):
Ever, never have a situationship.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
A situationship, and never met his friends. All right, go ahead.

Speaker 12 (05:40):
Yeah, So we had met online and it was all
great in the beginning, and then I couldn't wait for
him to meet my family and friends. My sister went
on two double dates with two of my friends, but
I never met his family, never met his friends, and
it started to make me feel.

Speaker 9 (06:01):
Like I was a kept secret.

Speaker 12 (06:03):
So I ended up breaking up with him on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Okay, cool, but wait, what's your gut feeling telling you?
Why do you think? It may not be accurate? But
why do you what's your hunch? Why do you think
he never ever introduced you to his family or friends
in two years?

Speaker 9 (06:22):
Well, I think it was a couple things.

Speaker 12 (06:25):
His parents, he told me, were really strict. It was
also an interracial relationship, so I think he was a
little nervous to introduce me and.

Speaker 13 (06:39):
Have different aspects that.

Speaker 14 (06:41):
He wasn't used to to introduce me to.

Speaker 12 (06:43):
But I also think, like for him he had trouble
with commitment, like I was looking to always define it,
and he was like, oh, I feel like we're moving
to pass.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
But he was also older than me.

Speaker 12 (06:55):
He was about six years older than me, So I'm like,
what do you mean, Like how long do you think
you know you're looking for a commitment and how long
do you think you would know? And I just felt
like I was always making pieces for him, like why
he couldn't come out to me out with friends because
we were always invited to things that I would always
show up by myself.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
That's not a relationship. I mean, well it is. It's
just not a very healthy one in my opinion. I mean,
and you obviously, after two years, realized that you deserved
better than that. So kaboom, you know, goodbye, Yeah, you know.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 12 (07:31):
Now I'm now I'm in a new relationship and couldn't
be happier right away. He couldn't wait to introduce me
to friends and family. I'm like, to me, it was
such a big deal, but it was also bare minimum
and it just made me realize how easy it is
to just be treated respect and.

Speaker 10 (07:48):
Yes, there you go.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, all right, well thank you Melissa and best of
luck with your new fresh I know his friend's relationship.

Speaker 10 (07:56):
Thank you so.

Speaker 11 (07:57):
Much, guys.

Speaker 12 (07:57):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 11 (07:58):
I hope you have a great day.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Oh you too, hope you do too. And finally we
talked to Shannon. Hi. Shannon, Hi, how are you guys
doing very well.

Speaker 10 (08:06):
Or doing well?

Speaker 15 (08:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I don't want to speak for everyone. If you're not
doing well, speak now.

Speaker 16 (08:11):
So I totally think she should leave him. I mean,
I was in a relationship.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
For four years.

Speaker 16 (08:16):
I got engaged in December. It was done by June.
There were so many red flags. I wasn't allowed to
go out with the boys with him.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
He would go out all the time.

Speaker 16 (08:26):
When I asked, so can I come? No, I was
never allowed to come. I mean I did meet his
family and everything, I mean down the line. There was
some toufle there, but he was definitely a moms's boy.
But honestly, I think that it's better off. She's better alone.
There's definitely some piss in this dating pool nowadays.

Speaker 14 (08:45):
I think men are dogs, and you know, if.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
They can't bring you around their friends.

Speaker 16 (08:49):
And show you your family, like I don't understand, I
don't see really anything happening there there you go.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
You want someone that makes you feel secure and loved
and protected and you know, and there's there's should be
no doubt that they're that they're into you and they
want you to meet their family and friends.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
What's that, Danielle Sam did.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
She has she ever said hey, can I come out
with you and the guys? Yeah, she's let him know.
He has just said no.

Speaker 9 (09:12):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
He's not He's crafty. He hasn't said no.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
It's more like, we'll make a plan on this one
won't work, We'll get there. And it's been a year
of not getting which is saying no, which is saying no.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Basically, yeah, exactly, Shannon, sounds like you know exactly what
it is you want and exactly what it is you deserve.
And I'm so happy that.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
You that it's totally totally totally uh, your your walk
in life, right.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
I love that. I love that go for it and.

Speaker 16 (09:37):
Exactly nobody should fight for love. It should be you know,
given and taken and you should give it him return.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Amen. I love it all right, Shannon, thank you very much.
I appreciate your call.

Speaker 9 (09:48):
Thank you guys, we love you, Love you by bye.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
See there you go, So best of luck with your friend.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
I know, I think the bare basement of any relationship
should be at least making you feel better about yourself
than you would without them, whatever that mean to you.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
So if it's not well, at least in dialogue you say, look,
you're making me feel like crap about myself because you
make me feel like there's something wrong.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Right, you're not introducing me to your friends and your family.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
If you think you deserve better, you probably do excellent.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
I agree.

Speaker 17 (10:15):
Good morning, Elvis da Wren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (10:33):
Line twenty is Jen.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Jen Hi, good morning, good morning. So how long ago
was it when your husband proposed to you?

Speaker 18 (10:45):
It was shoot thousand and six.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Right, and so he did down on one knee. I mean,
how did he do it?

Speaker 18 (10:55):
He actually took me out to eat at a restaurant and.

Speaker 12 (10:58):
He had like a table set up with a.

Speaker 18 (11:00):
Lound and stuff, and I didn't know anything about it.
And then when he asked, I just hesitated and I
said no.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
So I okay, So I mean we're other people were
of other people in in the restaurant watching and witnessing this.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yes, okay, you didn't even say I'm going to think
about it. You just flat out and.

Speaker 18 (11:25):
Said no, yes, because at the time I knew I
wasn't ready. I was only nineteen and twenty, right, it
just wasn't for me at the time, and he was
twenty years.

Speaker 11 (11:36):
Older than I was.

Speaker 18 (11:37):
Oh, I mean we are currently not divorced, but we
last for sixteen years total.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Oh wow, wow, okay, okay, So eventually you did say yes,
I mean.

Speaker 11 (11:47):
Yes, twenty years later.

Speaker 18 (11:49):
It took nine years.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Hey, you're gosh, you're nineteen and he was forty.

Speaker 18 (11:55):
I'm met him was nineteen, he was thirty nine.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Oh wow, So.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Oh, okay. Question do we have questions? I mean, did
you feel awful that you had to say no? Or
where you were like, you know what, I have to
be honest and just say no. I mean, did how
did you feel when you had to say no?

Speaker 18 (12:12):
I had to be honest. I mean, it wasn't just
my life, it was also his life that was affecting.
I couldn't just lie and say yes and then.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
I mean, it's a In other words, he should have
known before he asked you that you were going to
say no, and he wouldn't have asked you, right, or
do you think he was putting you on the spot
in order to make you.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Change your mind.

Speaker 18 (12:34):
I mean, we talked about it, but it was nothing definite,
but it was something that took me by surprise.

Speaker 19 (12:41):
That Yeah, all right, so we all agree.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
I think it's easy to agree on this. You need
to know what the answer is going to be before you.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Yeah, you have some type of discussion like how do
you feel about marriage to me?

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Exactly before you had the malloon sent out to the well.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Anyway, So there you go, and I'm glad you said
that because you know, Jen, there could be some people
that are going, you know what, maybe I'll just say
yes because I don't want to embarrass the person, and.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
No, don't do that. This is it's a heavy, heavy
answer and you need to be able to think through,
think it through and be all let's.

Speaker 18 (13:14):
A lifelong that you know. Yeah, I have to take serious.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yeah, I know. Listen. Thanks for your call, Jen. I
hope you have a great day today.

Speaker 11 (13:23):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
All right, take care and there you go.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Hey, So tomorrow night, I'm going to pop the question,
what are you going to say asking for a friend.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
If I asked you to marry me? Oh, that would
be so uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Yeah, I don't, yeah, but you need to know.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
It just seems like if you really are connected to
that person, you know, right, I mean.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Yeah, totally like you said that earlier, daniel.

Speaker 20 (13:47):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Garrett did today's phone tap? The letter coming in, says
dear Elvis Duran. Recently, I went on vacation with my
friend and my mom paid for our hotel room with
her credit card. She told us to have hey a
great time, but don't charge any room service to the car.
I want to get a call from our hotel saying
we racked up major room service, mini bar bill. Mom

(14:13):
will be so mad at me. Thank you so much.
This comes to us from Danielle. How come girls named
Danielle are so evil?

Speaker 9 (14:18):
I do know? Why?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Are we all right?

Speaker 16 (14:20):
Well?

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Garrett is going to start the call as a representative
from the hotel, and then Danielle takes over and talks
to her mom.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
On today's phone tap. Let's listen in, shall we?

Speaker 18 (14:31):
Hello?

Speaker 21 (14:32):
Hello brows please?

Speaker 22 (14:34):
Yes, this is Eric Danpierre from Larder del Florida.

Speaker 9 (14:38):
Hi, how are you pretty good?

Speaker 10 (14:40):
Pretty good?

Speaker 22 (14:40):
I'm just reviewing some bills that we were catching up
on and noticed that we are missing some charges that
were made. We are looking at access to the mini
bar with some roasted nuts, two bottles of Corona, one
bottle of Christall, and also room service charges for some

(15:01):
chocolate moose cake, grilled cheese sandwiches, and a few Belgian waffles,
and two phone calls to California throughout Castalia.

Speaker 23 (15:11):
Yes, that doesn't We don't know anyone in California.

Speaker 22 (15:15):
Whether you do, whether you don't know, that's for you
to decide. But I'm just letting you know about the
bill is extensive from.

Speaker 9 (15:21):
This How much is it?

Speaker 21 (15:22):
Four hundred and fifty dollars?

Speaker 9 (15:24):
Four hundred and fifty dollars? Can you send me before
you touch my cock?

Speaker 23 (15:27):
Can you send me an itemized because I wasn't there,
so I want to verify the charges.

Speaker 21 (15:31):
Sure, I'll get that right out to you.

Speaker 12 (15:33):
Okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 21 (15:34):
All right, have a nice day.

Speaker 14 (15:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 21 (15:36):
Bye bye, bye bye, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (15:38):
Yeah, all right, now I'm really gonna call my cellphone
right now.

Speaker 24 (15:41):
Just call me.

Speaker 9 (15:43):
Hello, Mom, Danielle.

Speaker 23 (15:46):
I just received a phone call from some guy at
the hotel in Florida saying that you charged up a
whole bunch.

Speaker 25 (15:52):
Of charges on our phone on our charge card.

Speaker 9 (15:54):
Is that true? I mean, I don't think so. Like
whatever we took, like Ali told me it was included
with the room.

Speaker 23 (16:00):
Well I would no, it's not included. Why would it
be included with the room, Danielle A bottle of two beers,
a bottle of crystal, telephone call to California.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
Well, I got we gotta explain it because they weren't
carting us if we took it, and we're not twenty
one and you a.

Speaker 23 (16:15):
Bottle of cuistalte five hundred dollars And I told you
that I am taking away that credit card, I am
taking away the car. This is five hundred dollars worth.
And who did you call in California?

Speaker 9 (16:28):
I didn't call anybody. Maybe Ally did.

Speaker 23 (16:30):
Why would you I told you not to use anything
to the room.

Speaker 9 (16:34):
I didn't know that the George phone calls.

Speaker 23 (16:35):
It was Waffle's room service.

Speaker 25 (16:37):
Why should I tell me mouse he's gonna have a.

Speaker 23 (16:39):
It's just so irresponsible.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
I thought stuff in the minibar was included in the
room because it was there when we got there.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
I told you don't.

Speaker 23 (16:46):
I specifically said, don't even take a chip five hundred dollars.

Speaker 9 (16:51):
How am I supposed to pay that?

Speaker 23 (16:52):
Well, I wouldn't mean you're about to pay it. You
gotta be kidding me, Mom, I'm no, not, mom, Danielle,
don't not, Mommy.

Speaker 9 (17:01):
I didn't know that that Coults charged your credit card.

Speaker 23 (17:04):
I told you it did, of course, what do you think?

Speaker 6 (17:06):
This is freebee Land?

Speaker 23 (17:08):
What kind of world are you living in?

Speaker 9 (17:10):
I'm sorry, in California.

Speaker 23 (17:12):
Between the two, you all call Ali's mother.

Speaker 8 (17:14):
I am not paying for this.

Speaker 9 (17:17):
Well, I'll tell her. I'm sure she'll pay for half
of the room service.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
But that's I'm not paying for the other.

Speaker 9 (17:22):
This is ridiculous. This is wrong on so many levels.

Speaker 23 (17:26):
I can't even tell you.

Speaker 9 (17:27):
I don't think we ordered that much. I think they
made a mistake.

Speaker 23 (17:30):
Well, they're sending me the and and and there was
thing but a bottle of cuistale.

Speaker 9 (17:35):
We didn't know what it was.

Speaker 23 (17:36):
Just though you don't know what it was, you know,
bottle of cristal.

Speaker 9 (17:39):
You didn't ask how much it was. Moy just thought,
oh that sounds good, that sounds good.

Speaker 23 (17:44):
Oh yeah, the top of the line campagne. That sounds good.
We drink Corbell in this half and you and you're
ordering here. That's what tough daddy drinks.

Speaker 25 (17:53):
Now, now, what are you j lo?

Speaker 23 (17:54):
Now, I'm seriously I didn't even talk to you, right,
and we were excited, we were getting drinks about being
It doesn't matter excited, Danielle, I'm excited. Does that mean
I to go out and buy Alexis?

Speaker 9 (18:05):
No, when we have Alexis.

Speaker 23 (18:07):
Wait till Ali's mother sees this bill.

Speaker 9 (18:10):
Now do you want to post trouble?

Speaker 23 (18:12):
Why should I get all the odd to This is
like so irresponsible and immature.

Speaker 9 (18:16):
This is like the be all of end all. Anyway,
I gotta go.

Speaker 22 (18:21):
Wait bomb, don't go. I still need to tell you.
This is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 14 (18:26):
What I love you?

Speaker 25 (18:28):
And now don't you dare come home tonight?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 26 (18:35):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by autharticipation.

Speaker 20 (18:38):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis dan in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Hey, by the way, if you're a flat earther, we
want to hear from you now. Texas at fifty to
ask you some question, question, who was it.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
There was a flat earther, was it?

Speaker 9 (19:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (19:02):
I believe Kyrie Irving may also be a flat earther.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Do they say where it is? You have to walk
in order to fall off the side off.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
The edge, so we don't know where. Yeah, it's out there.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
It's out there.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
The water goes from the ocean.

Speaker 9 (19:15):
We don't know.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
We don't know where is the edge.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I really think if we start trying to debate this,
it's really gonna lead nowhere.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
So you know, we move on. Elvis.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Do you have anybody who like to send to the
edge of the flat Earth?

Speaker 13 (19:27):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
You know what if there is, If there is an
end to the Earth, I have a list of people
need to sail out there.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Me too. I like to add on to that when
you make it all right.

Speaker 10 (19:36):
Done deal.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
But hey, you know, uh, here's the difference between me
and a lot of people. If someone says, hey, Elvis,
I want to sit down with you and have a
serious conversation about you know how I believe the Earth
is flat and I have a few points to prove it.
You know, if I like you and I'm friends with you,
I'll not a stranger. I'm not gonna put myself through that.
But if I know you and you're ready to talk

(19:58):
about it, okay, let's have cocktail, let's talk about it.
I wouldn't mind hearing what you have to say. Yeah,
I've never really sat down with a flat earther.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
I mean, I happen to know from my what I've learned.
What I've learned is that I don't believe the Earth
is flat?

Speaker 13 (20:16):
Right?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
But may I can I sit here and tell you
with one hundred percent certainty that the Earth is round?

Speaker 10 (20:25):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Well, I don't know, you know, those pictures could have
been jacked around with I don't know, you know, I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
Well sure, I mean, if you don't want to believe
in any of the things that we've seen as fact
to be fact, then yeah, there could be a case
that it's not real. But once you you know, have
photographic evidence from the moon or people flying around the
Earth and taking pictures of it with drones, exactly, you
know all this stuff, it's really hard to wrap your
head around it all being.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Flat, then exactly, no, no, no, you know, I really
fall on the side of round Earth.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Theory.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
But I tell you, if you spend enough time with
a conspiracy theorist, and they are great words words craft.
They craft their words very well, and they give you Okay,
if there's any doubt with the jury, then you know
we must not acquit. We must have quit. You know

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what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (21:23):
Does that makes sense?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
So it's like, Okay, I'll listen to what you have
to say. And you may have a really strong base
of evidence. I don't believe you, but I'm gonna give
you credit for actually doing a great.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Job, Casey putting up a good debate exactly.

Speaker 8 (21:40):
Sometimes I just sit there and hear what you have
to say exactly.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
See, there are some people who will just slam the
door on your face. No, no, I'll listen to you.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
I'm good. I'm good with that. Yeah, Froggy.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
You know one thing I've learned from you, Elvis, is
I've seen somebody like basically show you something that's blue
and no, God, this is yellow, and you'll go, okay,
just walk away. You have that ability to just go
you know what, if you want to, you want to
believe that, you go right ahead and it doesn't bother you.

Speaker 10 (22:07):
I wish I had that gene.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Okay, well, so okay, hold on, scary.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
So the debate there is we're all different.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
All of our eyes see things differently. Now they do.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
You may actually see what you perceive to be yellow.
It may not be yellow to me. Well okay, so
I take that into account. If you're going to tell
me that that's yellow, you I cannot sit here at
one certainty and tell.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
You you're absolutely wrong. I can't.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I've seen somebody look at a monster truck. I tell
you it's a biking. You go, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
You're right, it's a bike.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Your reality could be different than mine. Look, you know, look,
I would tell you that the majority of the people
I know would look at that color and say, no,
that is blue. If you had to take a vote
on it, the most people voted blue for that color.
So I go, okay, you may see yellow, but I
will tell you the Jordan of the people see blue,
just to let you know, right, do.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
You know what I think about all the time, sort
of what you're saying. But what if your blue is
actually my yellow? But I call it blue?

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Right?

Speaker 6 (23:11):
So I see the sky as what you would perceive
is yellow, I call it blue. And that's the way
I take in everything in the world. So what if
we all have the favorite it's the same favorite color.
We just see every color on the spectrum differently. It's
it's coated differently for each one of us.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
And that's probably the case.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
Yeah, that's so cool to think about.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
My son has color his colorblind, his greens met and
his browns like he switches them so like the bark
on the tree looks green to him and the leaves
look brown. So I got him those colorblind glasses and
he put them on, and oh my goodness, he's like, dude,
this is crazy, like so amazing. He sees a whole

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new world. Now, it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
And by the way, people are texting in some weird things. Yes,
and we're trying to call a few flat earthers. They're
not answering the phone and that's okay, okay, well, I
love They got to watch their step. They don't have
time to pick up what's scary.

Speaker 27 (24:04):
But what I don't understand though, is we've all seen
a round figure called Earth from satellite images.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
We have photographic proof.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
We have all seen the space and all that.

Speaker 27 (24:15):
So so with that knowledge that isn't that physical proof
right there that it is.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
But some would argue that that's all made up.

Speaker 14 (24:24):
So wait a.

Speaker 8 (24:24):
Minute, So do they believe that all planets are flat?
Like not just Earth?

Speaker 5 (24:29):
I don't know. We're we're still working on Earth.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I don't know. Look, you know what, I'm a firm
believer in Hey, you know what. You your perception is
your perception in mine is mine. As long as no
one's getting hurt here and no one's making someone feel
like crap because they believe in something. That's why I've
not said here and said flat earthers are x y Z.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
I'm not going to do it. So and you know,
there you go.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Just because I have an open mind doesn't mean I'm
being gaslighted this person is accusing me of doing And
it doesn't.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Mean you agree. It just means you're willing to listen
to what somebody has to say and not fight them
about it.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
You can easily block them like that. All right, we
move we move ahead.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
I don't this conversation may be just a bit of
a headache for some, but look, perception is perception, and
and you know in this in this.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Crazy, crazy universe, we live in.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
It's easier just to say, yeah, you're right, that monster
truck is a bicycle and we move on.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I've been with you when you've done that, and it's
quite comical. I'm like, wow, should what was it?

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Do you remember? I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Somebody was trying to get you to see something that
they were they were wrong, and you were just like okay, yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
You want you're right.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
He just walked away and he looked at me and
we walked away and said we're never going to get
anywhere arguing with him. Look how quick that was just
to walk away.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Yeah, just say you're absolutely, just walk away, you are correct. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
And if if someone perceives that is weakness, oh my friend,
you are wrong, that.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Is oh I see that as a strength.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
No, that's called strength, strength, being able to just walk
away from Can.

Speaker 8 (26:07):
You imagine Brody could do that, if he could just
walk away.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
It's nicest to bring that up like that because we know.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
Well everybody knows that of all of us, Rody is
the one that would argue. If he believed in a point,
he would argue it until you you realized he was right.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Well you're putting now we have to put him on.
You shouldn't have brought him up up.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
Hey, Brody, it's.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Only fair sitting here, don't you. It's only fair for
you to be able to come on and and uh
and uh, say what's on your mind?

Speaker 28 (26:37):
Well, I appreciate that, Elvis. You're a better person than
I am because you value the opinions of everyone. And
that's great. You're a better man. But if somebody tells
me the sky is yellow, I will yell at them
for the next fourteen days about it. I don't have
tolerance for flat earthers. I don't appreciate their opinions. And
I'm shaking listening to you being so calm about it.

Speaker 29 (26:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Okay, listen.

Speaker 28 (27:03):
I was in a jewelry store yesterday and they had
a typed up sign and it was missing an apostrophe,
and I had to take a pen from the cup
that had by the register and put an apostrophe on
the sign.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
That's how I am.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Wow, Berdie has to be right, it has to be
all right.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
Get me a stressful way to be every day.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
I feel for you.

Speaker 28 (27:22):
Well, I don't have to be right. I just enjoy
being right, and I don't want to go through life
being wrong. I think I think I'd rather be right
than wrong, so I do my best. I think a
better place by putting out a postrophe.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Okay, you are, You're making the world a much better place.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
But Berdie, you know we we've known you for many years,
and you have so many qualities that are that are
the ones that should be pointed out and celebrated, and
your need to be right all the time is not
not in the top ten.

Speaker 28 (27:48):
Right, you are correct. I have a lot of good qualities,
but Danielle likes the ones that are that are objectionable
to some.

Speaker 29 (27:55):
And that's fine.

Speaker 28 (27:56):
I'd rather be know. I'd rather be known for something
than not known at all, Right, so I'll take what
I can get, all right.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Well, with that said, the guy's yellow please hold. We
gotta move on. And by the way, if you have
if you have a.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Problem with us trying to just have a conversation with this,
then you feel free to go listen to someone else.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
I have no problem with that. I'll happily, happily escort
you to the door.

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Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Which would you rather not have leaked?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Your text messages or your camera roll on your phone?

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Think about that?

Speaker 6 (29:15):
No, no need.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
I've said some things. I've said some text. I've said
some text that I do not want to leaked.

Speaker 10 (29:23):
So wow, what about you?

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
I might as well just open it up a little bit.
I mean, which would you rather have leaked or not
have leaked? Your text messages or your camera role?

Speaker 6 (29:37):
I would rather not have my text messages get out
so it could be my camera role. I would be
mortified at both. But I would be far more mortified
at the text messages because sometimes I'm just a psychopath,
and I.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
Know that more mortified. What's on your camera roll? If
that would it's mortifying come on.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
I'm in a long distance relationship. There's all kinds of stuff.
But worse than that, it's like when I screenshot someone
else's conversation to send to someone like talking crap. I
don't want people to see that I did that. I
got to go in and delete a whole lot more.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
All right, Yeah, happy deleting. Let us know which would
you rather not have? Leaked text messages or camera roll?
I have nothing. There is nothing on my camera rolls zero.
There is not one photo on there other than me,
you know, looking like I'm you know, twisted or whatever.
There's nothing on there that's provocative or whatever. So am

(30:31):
I the only one that doesn't have like one X
rated photo and his camera roll?

Speaker 6 (30:37):
I mean, I definitely do.

Speaker 8 (30:39):
Are we counting the cloud like the stuff that you
can get from the cloud, or we just counting like
your actual phone.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
No, if it's on the cloud, it's on your phone.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
Yeah, damn it.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Yep. Why does that make it? What does that make
a difference for you, Danielle?

Speaker 8 (30:53):
I'm still going yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Right, Uh, Andrea is online twenty four let's see. Hey, Andrea,
welcome to the show. How are you feeling?

Speaker 25 (31:06):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (31:08):
This is crazy.

Speaker 14 (31:12):
And before.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Well, it's a it's a liberating experience, so, Andrea, which
would be more terrifying if they leaked your text messages
or your.

Speaker 30 (31:20):
Camera role, my camera roll, for sure.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Do you explain why?

Speaker 30 (31:27):
Yeah, Well, definitely had long term ex boyfriends before and
now I have a girlfriend, change of life. And I
think I've never actually gone through my pictures and deleted things,
so I can't even imagine what's there. I think I
have like sixteen thousand photos on my phone.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Wow, and so scattered scattered through those sixteen thousand photos
are photos of you might see a penis. Oh, you
might see a penis. Okay, I feel so boring. I
have no penises on my phone. There are no penises
on my phone. I feel so boring anyway, all right, well, okay, well,
thanks for sharing, Andrea, Thanks for sharing with us.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Have a good day.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Protect your phone, put a password on there, Double it
up Kelly online twenty three.

Speaker 10 (32:17):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Well, just tell us what she said, Nate.

Speaker 31 (32:21):
Well, she said that her texts, she would not want
them to get out because if anybody's on, they'd say
she's a psychopath.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
So oh really same, Hey, if you know that you're
sending out texts that are that don't put you in
a good light.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah, maybe you should rethink what you're texting. Okay, maybe
I reason a question.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
You get into an argument with somebody and then you
start yelling, and I actually yell and text message like
I will capitalize everything and just keep sending it so
I look extra crazy and I just you know, people
don't need to know that. Just let me get mad
every now.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Then.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Ah, okay, so you're you're blowing off steam on your texts, right, yeah? Right?

Speaker 4 (33:07):
And then how many times after you do that, gandhi,
do you come back and go, Okay, I overreacted.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Yeah, no, sometimes I do. Sometimes I say sorry, But
I think for the most part, if I'm mad, it's
because I was absolutely right about what I was mad
about and somebody else needs to apologize.

Speaker 9 (33:23):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Okay, all right, So you think if that got out,
if that got out, no one would understand it except
for you and the person you're yelling at.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
So I'll get that out probably.

Speaker 18 (33:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Line twenty four is Kelly, I think we got our back. Hey, Kelly, Hi,
how are you We're doing? Okay?

Speaker 4 (33:40):
So obviously you have nothing on your camera role that
you're overly embarrassed about. But on your text messages, it's
a different story.

Speaker 19 (33:47):
Yeah, very different story. If anyone read my messages, if
people went through my text messages with my ex, they
would think I was a psychopath.

Speaker 27 (33:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (33:59):
I got on him on the worst things, on the
stupidest things for no reason.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
Right.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
So, I mean he obviously pushed you over the edge,
and you, uh, you just wanted to let him know
how you felt. Okay, I see, I see. So do
you do you ever go back and read them and go,
oh my god. I can't believe I was living through
that all.

Speaker 29 (34:22):
The time, like every single day.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yea, So maybe it's good to be able to go
back and read them to remind you of where you
don't want to go ever again, right, Yeah, but then
I go back to it sometimes, Yeah, I gotcha, don't
do it. Don't relive that, all right? Thank you, Kelly.
You protect protect your protect your text messages. Yeah scary,

(34:46):
what's up?

Speaker 10 (34:47):
You know?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
You could have my camera roll like you Elvis. I
don't care. There's nothing on there.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
I mean this, My pictures are boring.

Speaker 27 (34:53):
However, I am a part of so many group threads
with groups of friends that I don't even want to
be a part of them, like leaving the conversation because
the threads are just crazy and I'm like, oh my god,
I can't believe this, but I'm telling you, and I
know a lot of people have those threads, you know,
where they share like pictures and memes and videos, and
I'm like, don't.

Speaker 10 (35:12):
Send me this.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
This is nsf W.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Yeah absolutely, yeah, Gandhi, isn't that like.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
What brought down the mayor of Porto ric Or, mayor
of porter San Juan write something like that with his
group text the governor, but yeah, the governor. I think
that once that unsend feature comes to all of the phones,
it's gonna change the game. And I've just been waiting
for years and years because every now and then, yeah,
you do regret a text message and you would like
to unsend it so someone cannot go back and then

(35:39):
trust that it's.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Still out there.

Speaker 10 (35:41):
You don't see it, it's still there.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
True, but it's just less of a chance.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
You should see the texts that are coming in my
text message is because in my text messages I have pictures.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Oh so they combine.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Them to the two controversial Yeah, I once found a
phone on the local walking track, no passwords, so I
went straight to the pictures just in case I passed
the owner walking by. No luck, but I saw a topless,
very pregnant woman in the pictures, ending up calling her
mom and met her a few minutes later. Look, you know,
you never know what kind of friends you're gonna make
when you pick up someone else's phone. So think about it.

(36:14):
Do you really have that many sexual photos? And this
is what this is about, sexual photos, embarrassing photos if
they got out, versus you just going off and not
using any filter whatsoever and screaming at someone on your
text messages, which I've been known to do.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
It happens.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
So you know, I think the moral of the story
here is think about it long and hard. What's on
your phone and on your cloud? In your cloud right now?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
You really have that on there? It's a lot. It's
a lot worse than you think. Yeah, I really do
think so, Froggy, what's on yours?

Speaker 5 (36:58):
The camera or the tech messages?

Speaker 10 (37:00):
I'm not releasing either one. You could just go ahead
and shoot me. I'm not.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
I'm not.

Speaker 10 (37:07):
I would not release either one, and if I.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Did, I would have have an identity change.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Wow, so you would be canceled this year? This would
be the year of canceling froggy if.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
I let me go to line nine and talk to Kaylee. Hi, Kayley,
which would you need?

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Well, good morning? Which would you rather not be leaked?
Your text messages or.

Speaker 14 (37:30):
Your camera role like Gandhi. I'm a bit of a
psychopath when it comes to text messages. But I can
leak my I can leak my my bit my photos.
But my friend was going through it just to see
if anything you know, condemning with in it, and she
came across a photo that I took. I'm not a
photo but a screenshop that I took a while back
of a porn star who looks exactly like Nate.

Speaker 10 (37:55):
Really yeah.

Speaker 14 (37:56):
She was like, wait is this late? I'm like, oh no, no, no,
it just looks like so I screenshot it and it
was it was really funny.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Well wait, well hold on, what isn't do you know
his name? I want to compare.

Speaker 14 (38:08):
I don't know his name. It was one of those
time member photos, you know, like the previews.

Speaker 10 (38:16):
Now I got to this guy.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
If you find out maybe, well hold on.

Speaker 14 (38:22):
I still have the screenshot if I can, if somebody
wants it, I can send it to them somewhere.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
But it was yeah, email.

Speaker 14 (38:28):
It, email it to I'll get the email that leader.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Yeah, yeah, email it to uh who, I don't know who?

Speaker 10 (38:36):
Email is Elvis. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
I mean, I don't want, I don't don't. Don't send
me porn.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
See people try to text pictures to our text messaging
and it doesn't work. We can't see those photos. But
isn't there like a general mailbox or something.

Speaker 10 (38:47):
It's Elvis at Elvis Duran. It's kind of it is.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Yeah, I don't even know that password.

Speaker 27 (38:52):
Well, you could send it to us DM on Instagram
if you'd like, Oh, yeah, you can do that.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
Yeah, m him, Yeah, I know. Guys.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Hold on, everyone DM it to Elvis Duran' show at Instagram.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Okay, if anyone has any nude photos, if anyone has
any nude photos of any of us, please DM them
to us.

Speaker 14 (39:12):
Now els exactly like Nate. It looks exactly like Nate.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Well all right, all right, Kayley will be the judge
of that man. But thank you for listening, and I
hope you have a good day.

Speaker 10 (39:27):
Okay, you two.

Speaker 32 (39:28):
Bye bye.

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Speaker 4 (39:49):
Scotty b uh is starting quite a controversy in the
other studio. He was, you know, he loves to make
a sandwich and bring it in every day.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
He was eating this morning sandwich. But he's still eating
it now. Sorry, what sandwich did you prepare yourself? It
was a sliced chicken with Swiss cheese and mayo and
cherry tomatoes and.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Okay, several controversial things going on. He put cherry tomatoes
on a sandwich. But they're not sliced. Their whole cherry tomatoes.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Yeah, yeah, don't they squirt when you eat them?

Speaker 10 (40:17):
I only had one squirting incident.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Usually I navigate around them so I get a whole
one in my mouth with each bite.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Okay, But the major controversy is, you know, when you
open up the loaf of bread, we call.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
It the heel. Some people call it the ass end
of the bread. You know, it's it's the end of
the bread. What do you call it? What do you
call it?

Speaker 10 (40:37):
Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (40:37):
What do you call it? The butt of the bread?

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Yeah, he actually used that as one of the slices
of bread on a sandwich, and I think, okay, it's bread.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
What's the problem.

Speaker 31 (40:47):
And when the controversy started, there was four of us
in the studio, including Scotti, and there was three people
against using the ass of the bread and only one
four and that was Scotty.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Baby tell you sometimes I use two asses, double the ass.

Speaker 8 (41:04):
Technically, you shouldn't waste food and you should use it.
But in my house, my kids refuse to eat the
ass of the bread way because they say it's like
it doesn't taste the same.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
It doesn't.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
It's burn it's chewy, it's stale. I always I always
buy a light loaf so it's never burned. It tastes good.

Speaker 10 (41:24):
You eat the ass.

Speaker 33 (41:25):
I love eating the ass. You know you're wasting You're
wasting good bread. The ass helps keep the middle fresher.
If you take the ass, then that that next piece
is going to become stale. That ass is used to
seal the rest of the loaf.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
You know what, that makes sense?

Speaker 10 (41:43):
I agree with you. There so that ass never gets equal.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
So delicious exactly, it's delicious, and you wait till the
very end and then you go for it all right, enough, enough,
we gotta be careful here, yes, Gary, so.

Speaker 27 (41:55):
Yes, And I wait till the very end, and I'm
left with the two asses. And then I put them
in the toaster and if you if you.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Put them in the Yeah, it's good to toast that ass,
absolutely all right.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
So let's waste, not want not, you know it's Scotty,
I salute you for eating the ass of the bread.
Or as this texture says, you can dice them and
make them into croutons.

Speaker 10 (42:22):
Who's got the time for that?

Speaker 8 (42:24):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
It takes no time at all.

Speaker 10 (42:27):
That's a lot of time, it isn't.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
Could you put them in front onion soup?

Speaker 5 (42:30):
You could?

Speaker 25 (42:31):
You could?

Speaker 4 (42:31):
What you do is you you uh, you slice them
in like little squares, little dice, dice and then maybe
toss with a little olive oil and some salt and pepper,
maybe a little garlic if you.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Want, and then you toast them in the in the oven.
Take that long, Scotty, you eat that bread anyway you want, sir,
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (42:49):
I will even if it's wrong.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Uh, they call it this texture, says the ass of
the bread.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
They call it the hose slice. Everyone touches it, but
no one really wants it.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
That is true, though it does get fingered the most,
that piece of past it.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
We're moving on. We are moving on.

Speaker 20 (43:11):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, Elvis Durand phone tap?

Speaker 5 (43:15):
All right, Danielle, what's the phone tap all about?

Speaker 8 (43:18):
Well, Ralph emailed us and he said, my wife and
I were on vacation in Las Vegas, and my wife
stole the place mats from the table of the hotel
we were staying at. So I want you to call
her and I want you to tell her that we
busted her.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
A phone tap over place mats. Right here we go.

Speaker 8 (43:34):
Hello, Hi, may speak to Ralph Franco.

Speaker 25 (43:36):
I'm sorry, he's gonna get me.

Speaker 8 (43:39):
This is Maria from Towers.

Speaker 9 (43:41):
Oh, Hi, how are you good?

Speaker 8 (43:43):
Is this missus Franco?

Speaker 9 (43:44):
Yes, you're a problem or anything?

Speaker 8 (43:46):
Yeah, Actually I'm calling from the security office. Yeah, and
there were four place mats that were missing.

Speaker 25 (43:52):
There were no four place mats when we got there.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
Well, they were there before you checked in. We did
inventory before you guys got.

Speaker 25 (43:59):
There, madam, I wouldn't take four place notts.

Speaker 8 (44:02):
First of all, well, their design.

Speaker 25 (44:03):
Wasn't even I wouldn't even think to such a height
of taking four place mats from my powers.

Speaker 8 (44:09):
Okay, I mean there are four designer place mats. There
are one hundred dollars each place Matt.

Speaker 25 (44:13):
I didn't take a design of place match, and I'm
here you call me up. First of all, when we
were there, we did not see place snots because we
didn't eat.

Speaker 8 (44:21):
And who who stayed with you? Is it just your husband?

Speaker 9 (44:24):
Right?

Speaker 25 (44:24):
Just my husband and I?

Speaker 8 (44:25):
So maybe he took the place mats.

Speaker 15 (44:27):
What the hell would my husband.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Take the place match?

Speaker 25 (44:30):
You got some glowing up here? That's of all you
people score us on this super powers.

Speaker 8 (44:35):
How don't we school you?

Speaker 15 (44:36):
That's off on the dance thing?

Speaker 25 (44:38):
Okay, wait a second time, we want to transfer. We
get a song on the dance and are you telling
me that we took.

Speaker 8 (44:43):
Four places match? But you're getting so upset about it.
All I have to do is charge your credit card
four hundred dollars and the matter is taken care of.

Speaker 25 (44:50):
If you're charged my credit card four hundred dollars, I'm
gonna bring legal charges against you because I have no
place match.

Speaker 8 (44:57):
Okay, here's the thing there, Marco BERTOLLI place we.

Speaker 9 (45:02):
Don't eat and they are okay.

Speaker 25 (45:03):
We eat in our hotel okay, but never eating and
we go out to dinner.

Speaker 9 (45:07):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (45:07):
Well what you want to go to the hotel and.

Speaker 25 (45:10):
Eat when you're in Las Vega? You want to go
out and need those wonderful buffets. First of all, we
did every night.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
We were there for four days.

Speaker 8 (45:17):
Just because you don't eat in the hotel doesn't mean
you didn't see the place mats and you didn't take
some home to use a your home.

Speaker 25 (45:23):
Why would I use your place mats? Please give me
some credit.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I'm not so low life. It's nothing of me or
my family.

Speaker 8 (45:32):
I know you're just so you know I'm going to
be charging the visa for four hundred dollars.

Speaker 15 (45:38):
What's your name?

Speaker 25 (45:39):
What's your first name and your last name?

Speaker 8 (45:40):
My first name is Maria Uhu and your last name
Lindsay Lindsay.

Speaker 25 (45:46):
I can't write this down right now?

Speaker 15 (45:47):
How do I know your name is Maria Lindsay?

Speaker 10 (45:50):
Well?

Speaker 15 (45:52):
Do I know your name is Maria Wenday?

Speaker 25 (45:53):
That you don't have the ball to charge my credit card?

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Why are you?

Speaker 10 (45:57):
Are you?

Speaker 25 (45:58):
How dare you call up on this number and accuse
me of taking some place match more Patolio?

Speaker 15 (46:04):
What that's how they are?

Speaker 8 (46:05):
There are one hundred dollars each, their designer's.

Speaker 25 (46:08):
Thousand dollars each.

Speaker 15 (46:09):
I didn't take them.

Speaker 25 (46:10):
We don't eat that stupid hotel of yours.

Speaker 8 (46:12):
Obviously you did take them, because that's why you're acting
like this like this?

Speaker 25 (46:16):
How much care if I called you up and said
that I'm driving right now in Tossic City and you're
calling me up and ask me if I took your place?
Matt oh, Maria, you know what, I'm gonna be coming
down in Las Vegas and I'm going to beat the
living daddy when I find you. How's that?

Speaker 8 (46:32):
Is that?

Speaker 9 (46:33):
What you're at?

Speaker 8 (46:33):
I can't believe that the you know, Italians talk to
people like this.

Speaker 25 (46:37):
That is really a very very strong deplomentication of character.

Speaker 9 (46:43):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (46:44):
A definite occation?

Speaker 25 (46:45):
I know what the world is. I just couldn't get
it out right because now I have a cop following thing.
Oh please, I don't even know who I'm speaking to security?

Speaker 15 (46:54):
What kind of like?

Speaker 25 (46:55):
God? What is that? A wanna be copped.

Speaker 15 (46:56):
Are you a wanna be cough Yu?

Speaker 8 (46:58):
No security?

Speaker 12 (47:00):
Off?

Speaker 25 (47:00):
What a real law enforcement place? So you go and
you get a job at this put them up people
and making accusations.

Speaker 8 (47:06):
That's really good security is people who go no.

Speaker 25 (47:08):
No, no security, I wanna be cops. I can't get
into law enforcements for some ungod known reason and thank
god that they turned you down.

Speaker 9 (47:16):
So you get this.

Speaker 25 (47:17):
Job as a wanna be cops in security and you
make accusations to people like myself that we took your place.

Speaker 8 (47:24):
Next missus Franco, It's Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durant in
the Morning Zone. You got phone taps.

Speaker 25 (47:31):
That's really cool, Ralph, are you thanks drop money for
making me look like.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 26 (47:39):
This phone table was true recorded permission granted by author distress.

Speaker 20 (47:43):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
What ellis in the Morning Show?

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Hey, have you ever cloaked? Anyone? Hear me?

Speaker 8 (48:03):
That sounds a little wrong.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
No, okay, you've.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Heard you've heard of being ghosted, like you go out
with someone and then they just disappear. You never hear
from them again. Cloaking is the ultimate. Not only do
you not hear from them, but you're now cloaked. They
block you from all social media.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
It's as if they don't even want you to know
they exist anymore.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
Oh, like they just vanish off the planet poof.

Speaker 8 (48:26):
Yes, what the hell do you have to do to
someone for them to do that?

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Well, you know, maybe nothing, you know what, maybe you know.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Let's say you went on a first date and you
you did whatever you needed to do and you're like, Okay,
I don't really have any need for them in my life. Again,
I don't want any complications. I don't want them to
even have a chance to get confused about what last
night was about.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
I'm going to cloak them.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
They cannot get in touch with me, they can't find
me on social media. I will disappear from the planet Earth.
It's so brutal.

Speaker 6 (48:52):
That's such like mean dramatic way to address it.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
It's like the phantom Pooh. Yeah, you know the phantom Pooh?

Speaker 8 (49:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (49:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Will you go to Pooh and then you look in
there and there's nothing there? It's like, where did it go?
It's a cloaked Pooh.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Anyway, So anyway, scary got cloaked. Oh now, who cloaked you?

Speaker 27 (49:11):
It was a while back, but this girl cloaked me
after we met for the first time and she saw
me and we're gonna go to dinner, and then we
went like, oh, you know what, let's go for coffee instead.
So we went for like a fifteen minute coffee and
then she disappeared. She I have to go phone rings.

Speaker 10 (49:25):
See you later.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Never heard from her again.

Speaker 8 (49:27):
Wow, why I went to go?

Speaker 5 (49:30):
So you went to trying her on the social media
and she you were blocked? Gone, oh wow, okay.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Look, you know, in this day and age, I can
almost see how if you're just busy at school or
busy at work, and you know, then you have a
lot of people depending on you for this and that,
and then you have this one person who had a
one night thing with It was like, hey, when he did,
I kept me not calling me.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Hanging which one? Where'd you get cloak? I know it
sounds heartless, it is. Why are you laughing, Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (49:58):
Because I just think that there are so many better
to handle it, Like why don't you just tell that
person when they're saying, hey, what happened? Why don't you
just say I'm not into you. I don't like you.
This is not going anywhere, I.

Speaker 8 (50:06):
Think because a lot of people are chicken poops.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
Yeah, is so much meaner to block them on social media.
It's not like you can't be found because we all
know this. Like if somebody were to block me, I
would just ask one of my girlfriends, hey you see
this person, and then they do, and you know that
you're blocked.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Like you're not wildly anyway.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
But I happen to agree with Gandhi with Danielle. I
originally thought, okay, you're just you're spineless. Yeah, if you
can't like handle this like an adult and say, okay,
look it just didn't work out. But I'm telling you
right now, as sure as I'm sitting here, there have
been people who I have said, you know, it not
working out, they don't go away.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Yeah, so cloaking them and sure is they're going to
go away?

Speaker 9 (50:45):
It does.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
And I guess if someone refuses to go away, sure,
But I think a lot of people get complexes and
then become really insecure. If you go on a date
and then you never have an answer about what happened,
what went wrong? Why don't you think whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
So let's go back to uh intern, Brianna, you've cloaked people.

Speaker 34 (51:02):
Oh, I am a hardcore cloaker.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Like, okay, give me, give me one example, Like like
just just like walk me through the story. Okay, real quick.

Speaker 34 (51:11):
How do you tell someone that you don't want to
be their friend because of their personality? Like there's no
way to not like insult them, So the only thing
you can do is full on cloak. So, like, there's
been a couple of people that I've met in college
that like we've worked on group projects and then they
want to just escalate the friendship. And so like after

(51:31):
the project's over and you gave them your number, you
got to stop answering their text, and then you got
to unfollow them on social media, and then you just
got to avoid them in the halls.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
I know that.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
If you're cloaking someone who you go to school with,
you're gonna see them.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
You're gonna see them at the bar, going to see
them in the hallways. So what do you do?

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Do You run the other way, you put a you
put your book over your face, I mean.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Walk down there.

Speaker 34 (51:54):
There's been a few times where like I've completely like
left the building and like snuck out a door to cloak.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Okay, well then do you want to live that? That
sounds like a rough life to live.

Speaker 9 (52:04):
Does.

Speaker 34 (52:05):
But there's also a time where I face the person
and they asked to hang out again after months of
me like being invisible straight wow, Harry Potter cloak, and
they like they asked for me to hang out again,
and I had to tell them like, probably not and
that I felt worse all right.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
Also, it's about the cloaker, not the cloaquy.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
It is. And it goes back to what Daniel says
you basically no offense, Brianna, you're a little spine list
when it comes to that.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
Oh, definitely, I'm a bad person.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Yeah, no, that's my problem. You're not a bad person,
is my point. So so I think a person, thank
you very much, no problem.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
I see them. I would never do that unless somebody
really did me wrong. I would just tolerate the text
messages and just give them a couple word answers and
check in every now and then and whatever. But I
would never do that unless they really did something wrong.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Right, Okay, I.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Wouldn't do it either. I would just tell someone this
is what my alblem is with you and that's it.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
God bless you Gandhi. And you know, Daniel, you have
to agree since since Gandhi has arrived on our shores. Yeah,
we have learned a lot from you because you have
a different perspective than us.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
We're a bunch of chickens.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
I don't want to offend anyone to I don't want
to say to this person, you know what, it's not working.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
I don't like to hurt feelings. A lot of times
I feel bad.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Well, so this is what I think. That time is
the one commodity you can never get back, no matter
what you do. You can get back money, you can
get back a lot of stuff, never time. So I
don't want to waste somebody's time by giving them a
thought that there's something that's going to happen that's never
going to happen. So I think it's just a lot nicer,
even though it seems harsher to just say I don't
like you, this isn't going to work out.

Speaker 9 (53:39):
Move on.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
I did it once because the person did something they
shouldn't have done and it didn't turn out fair enough.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
All right, Well, sometimes you gotta do something you don't want.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
To do what you need to do.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Sometimes it hurts you to like cut them off. Then
you're like, I'm so glad they're cut off. Good morning, Shelley,
how's it going.

Speaker 19 (53:59):
Good morning?

Speaker 35 (54:00):
How are you guys all doing.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
A confuse and befuddle? Your ex's mom made him cloak you.

Speaker 35 (54:08):
And made the whole family cloak me.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Oh now, why do you think they did that? What
is their problem with you? Shelley?

Speaker 35 (54:15):
Yeah, so we were each other's first relationship, so I
think she was more just scared of him having a
girlfriend and she didn't like it. And I think she
was just honestly jealous of like the time he was
spending with me and not with her.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
It was really weird moms do that, I know. Think
So you guys broke up obviously, Yes, he made.

Speaker 35 (54:33):
She made him text me and break up with me.
He wasn't allowed to look my way. We weren't even
allowed to look at each other.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
That's weird. And so the whole family cloaked you.

Speaker 35 (54:44):
Yeah, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, everything every social media you
could think of.

Speaker 11 (54:49):
I'm blocked.

Speaker 36 (54:49):
Now.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
How long ago did this happen?

Speaker 19 (54:52):
A couple of years ago?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Now, in hindsight, aren't you glad it happened. You've moved
on in life is much better now, right.

Speaker 35 (54:58):
Well, actually he outdates my sister in law's little cousin.
Oh Godley, and I see him around a lot.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Oh lord wow.

Speaker 11 (55:10):
Yes, and he has a.

Speaker 35 (55:10):
Kid with her now, so he's in the family forever.

Speaker 37 (55:13):
Now it sounds like something.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
All right, Well, good luck to you, Shelley.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
But I think being cloaked, sometimes being cloaked is the
best thing that can happen to you.

Speaker 9 (55:25):
It might be.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
I mean, you at least get a very clear sign
this person is a jerk, and you don't need someone
like that in your life.

Speaker 8 (55:30):
Especially when she has to deal with their family.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I think there's more to the story. Yeah, there are
always there's always more to the story. Hello, Danielle, how
are you.

Speaker 15 (55:39):
I'm doing well now.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
You don't only cloak people who you date, You cloak
co workers and stuff. Have you had to cloak someone
at work?

Speaker 19 (55:49):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (55:49):
Like, oh my gosh, what happened?

Speaker 15 (55:53):
So this actually only happened about two weeks to know.

Speaker 19 (55:58):
She?

Speaker 15 (55:59):
I mean we were clothes, you know, we would go
out for lunch. We worked very well together. And then
she decided to get herself a new jobs, which was
about two weeks ago, and before she left, she got
a little kind of like, I'm gonna say, psycho.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Psycho is kind of a weird word. Was she getting
clingy to you?

Speaker 15 (56:23):
Yes, almost as if like she was obsessed with me.
So it was like I wasn't allowed to go out
to lunch with other coworkers, or if I did go
out with another coworker, she would say like, oh, so
you went up to lunch with me, lunch without me.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Wow, So you had to cloak or you don't work
with her anymore.

Speaker 29 (56:41):
Though, do you no?

Speaker 15 (56:43):
I completely like when she left she texted me only
when she was gone for about a week, and she
texted me and said, do you not miss me already?
And that was my indicator, like, okay, I can't.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
That's a little It was kind of interesting about people
that do things like that, and most people are capable
of doing it without realizing it, but if you hear
someone else tell the stories, you're like, oh my god.

Speaker 15 (57:06):
I really was like that, Yes, And I got so
scary to the point where I like, when I get
home to my kids, that's it. I don't my kids
are are basically my home. I don't want anything to
do with work by the time I get home. But
the one time she called me three times within the hour,

(57:27):
and then the next day she's like, what deal took
off your phone?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Don't walk again. Cloaking is like ghosting.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
It's where you someone in your life for some reason
or another you want you just want to cut them
off completely. So now you've you've cut her off completely,
and now do you feel okay? I mean she hasn't
tried to come around hesh.

Speaker 15 (57:46):
No, I had to block her from I even walked
her husband just in case, like there was some way
like a way to get into his account for her
to know.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
You know it, laugh at this, but this is scary.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
It's serious.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
People are listening. If you feel like maybe you're doing
this to someone, stop.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
It, don't do it.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Thank you for listening. Thank you, Danielle, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yell.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
If you feel like that you're seeing signs that they
want you to back off, then I would go ahead
and read those and back off.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
That's not cool at all. No move out of the state,
go away.

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Speaker 4 (58:51):
So if you found out that your friend is being
cheated on, do you tell them?

Speaker 6 (58:58):
So I love this topic because it actually happened in
my life, and I did not tell her because it
was so rampant and everybody knew about it and everybody
was talking about it that I just assumed she knew too,
and she didn't want to ever address it, so I
never said anything. And she was my best friend. And
I woke up one day on our couch in our
apartment to her jumping a glass of water on me,

(59:18):
and I was like, what happened? She was like, you knew.
I can't believe you knew. She was so angry.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
So from that point I will always tell someone. I'm like, wait,
you didn't know what is going on? She's like, you're
my best friend. I can't believe you wouldn't tell me this.
I think you should tell know that you're going to
lose the friend, but you still gotta tell Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
See that's the key there.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
There is a good chance you're gonna lose a friend, yes,
because there is a good chance even though someone cheated
on someone else, they could get back together.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
And now you're the enemy, right because of course we
all do that thing where we're like, well, I never
liked him anyway, he was a jerk and blah blah,
and when they get back together, then you're the bad guy.
But you have a clear conscience.

Speaker 37 (59:51):
So I know Danielle would definitely you know you're gonna
find out, because I feel like the person deserves the
right to decide whether or not they should continue with
that person and not to live a life a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
So you you made that your decision about their.

Speaker 8 (01:00:07):
Relationship, because I think that because if it was me,
I would want you to tell me because I would
want to know and I would want to be able
to make that decision. So going from what I would
want in my own life, I feel like it's only
fair that other people should get that choice as well.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
So if if you guys found out I was being
cheated on, what if you approached Alex and said, hey,
we know what you're doing, cut it out, or we'll
have to tell Elvis's once.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
That's a better play, right there.

Speaker 27 (01:00:40):
I don't know, he can correct his actions and you
don't affect anything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
But then, yeah, he's already done it. You're not going
to you're not gonna let Elvis.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Know you tell him or we're going to tell him. Really, wait,
this isn't really happening.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Is it not?

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
You say something? I don't know?

Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
Should I text that?

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
I think? I think we're okay, Hi, Lily, thank you
for holding. How you doing?

Speaker 13 (01:01:01):
I'm good, just getting ready to go into work.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all had to do it. But
once you get in there, it won't be so bad. Hey,
So we were talking about this article I read in the
New York Times. Would you tell.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Your friend if you knew they were being cheated on?

Speaker 29 (01:01:14):
And so I would and I have.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Okay, let's let's go from there.

Speaker 36 (01:01:19):
But yeah, but the reason let me just like, like,
I'm gonna tell because I would want to be told,
but I'm gonna give that person a chance to tell.

Speaker 13 (01:01:30):
Like, say, I found out yesterday that somebody was cheating
on one of my good friends. If I found out yesterday,
I'm gonna talk to you today. Hey, you got to
tell about Wednesday to tell her or I'm gonna tell her.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
All right, so you have so as soon as you
find out there's a timer ticking, yeah right.

Speaker 13 (01:01:47):
Yeah, yeah, Like I'm gonna be like if I know
the person, like if we've been really good friends for
years and I know the husband, and you know, like
everything's really been cool, and then I found this crap out,
It's like, okay, dude, look like I love you and
I love her, but you know, you got to say something.
I and and but it's kind of like I feel

(01:02:07):
like it's a double edged sword because I told a
friend of mine that his girlfriend was cheating and he
was talking to me for too much.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Yeah, it is a double edged shortan And.

Speaker 13 (01:02:17):
He called me back and he was like I'm sorry,
and I was like, you're sorry for what. He was like,
she was cheating, and I said will.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
But Gandhi said her, You said yourself, you are taking
a chance at losing a friend.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
I think you're always taking a chance because there's the
embarrassment factor, and then there's your friend being mad at
you for telling you for telling them, being mad at
you for not telling them.

Speaker 9 (01:02:39):
Sooner.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
I mean, there's a lot that goes to you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
What if you found out that all of your friends
knew you were being cheated on and none of them
told you, you would feel like you were I would
feel like a friend, wouldn't have any.

Speaker 13 (01:02:49):
Friends, we would know, like I can't. I couldn't do
that because I told a friend of mine what I
had overheard. I accidentally overheard someone talking about, like we
play Xbox and stuff with a few friends and a
friend of mine. She didn't need her MIC, so I
heard her and her husband have a conversation about another

(01:03:10):
set of friends. Well I told her, hey, I was overheard,
you know your husband's been cheating. Well, she ends up
finding a secret cell phone and everything he had been
screwing around like three or four different women.

Speaker 10 (01:03:23):
Like it.

Speaker 13 (01:03:24):
Was worse than what I even thought. I mean, she
lost a couple of friends, and she actually thanked me,
and he even thanked me for telling her because he
didn't know how to stop.

Speaker 17 (01:03:34):
Like it was.

Speaker 13 (01:03:35):
It was a crazy situation, but it ended up working
out for him in the end. They're still together, thank god,
you know, expecting the kid and everything. So they're they're
doing good. But I was like you're better than me,
because I'd have probably threw them out a window.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Yeah, Lily, thank you for your time tastes.

Speaker 14 (01:03:49):
I didn't take you but three or four.

Speaker 13 (01:03:51):
Yeah, you better, somebody better come pick you up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Yeah, thank you for holding so long. I'm sure do
appreciate your your insight and have a great day, Lily.
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 11 (01:04:00):
Well, thank you. I love y'all. I'll listen every morning.

Speaker 13 (01:04:02):
My daughter was listening to y'all, So I love y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Thank you, Lily, Thank you so much. Lovely lovely Lily.
Hello Alison, Good morning guys.

Speaker 11 (01:04:11):
Sorry, I'm totally geeking out talking to you all, well.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
As we are geeking out knowing that you're there. So
you told your best friend her husband cheated on her.
Now what led up to that?

Speaker 19 (01:04:22):
Did Well?

Speaker 11 (01:04:25):
Her husband was good friends with my boyfriend at the time,
and I was living with my boyfriend and obviously she
was living with her husband, and they didn't come home
the night before, so she was worried and she was
calling and asking me, you know, do you know where
Allan is? Did so and so tell you? And my
boyfriend texted me, Hey, we stayed out, and you know,
the husband cheated on my best friend. And without even

(01:04:49):
a heartbeat, I went over to her and I was like, hey,
I just heard from my boyfriend and your husband cheated
on you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
Wow. Now how did that go down?

Speaker 14 (01:04:59):
Well?

Speaker 11 (01:04:59):
She was upse She wasn't upset at me, she was
upset at the situation, and she left work, went home,
changed the locks, and within a month I moved out
with my boyfriend and moved in with her, and he
moved in.

Speaker 35 (01:05:09):
With the husband.

Speaker 10 (01:05:11):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:05:12):
And then I found out my boyfriend was Then I
found out my boyfriend was shooting on me as well,
thanks to Facebook and the girl posting on his Facebook page.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Oh all right, well, so so zero regrets and telling
your friend at the very beginning when you found out, correct.

Speaker 11 (01:05:27):
I didn't even blink and eye. I walked right over
as soon as I got the text, and I was like, hey,
just to let you know. You know, my boyfriend just
texted me and this is what they did last night.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
So all right.

Speaker 8 (01:05:36):
Nowadays it's a lot harder to hide it now.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
You're good, you know, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 21 (01:05:40):
I think that's.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
Awesome, Alison, Thank you very much, thank you, thanks for
listening to us. Yeah it is you.

Speaker 8 (01:05:45):
Jack asked, you should get collect There's.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
A million new ways to catch him. There's also a
million new ways to cheap yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
Which is terrible. Those stupid but that's stupid thing that
we did, Madison, dumb asses.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Hey, so I have our friend Carolina on the phone. Hey,
hi Carolina, how were you doing?

Speaker 38 (01:06:00):
Hey, babe, doing great?

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
All right, So tell us what happened?

Speaker 38 (01:06:04):
Oh my god? So, yeah, I got one of my friends.
We weren't actually close friends. She was one of my
friend's friends, and she spotted them at the same gym
that we were all going together. She told me that
it was like an every week thing and he just
thought that I was like one of his trainers or whatnot.
Just so happens. He was lying to me telling me that,
you know, he was working too late, that he couldn't

(01:06:25):
meet up with me. All along, he was going to
the gym every Tuesday with this girl. So my friend
was like, you know what, just come with me. Let's
bust them. Since he keeps lying to you, come with me,
let's bust them.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
So wait, wait, so you guys were gonna she was
going to take you to the gym and show you what.

Speaker 38 (01:06:42):
He was doing behind your exactly, because apparently he was
super flirty hands on. They were kissing the whole nine
yards a gym at the gym at the gym, so
I went with her and yeah, sure enough, they were there,
all up on each other. I went up to him
and I was like, oh, sure, looks like you're working hard.

(01:07:02):
And he did not know what to do with himself,
like he was like, oh, I don't.

Speaker 24 (01:07:07):
Know who she is.

Speaker 38 (01:07:09):
He's nothing to me. Exactly. That's how the girl reacted.
She was like, what you told me that you were
done with her. It was a whole like a scenario.
I ended up just walking out. The girl walked out
as well. She was like, he told me he was
over with you, and I was like, no, no, he
told you wrong, sweetie. We actually became Instagram friends. She

(01:07:30):
dumped him, I dumped him, and.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
You have a new friend. Yeah, but that.

Speaker 38 (01:07:35):
Told me we became best friends.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
I love that the reason that happened, you know, And
I just want to say something. Look, you know, I know,
I know. It feels great to get attention from someone.
It gives you those butterflies in the stomach, maybe the
same butterflies you felt when you first met the person.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
That you're actually with. Okay, Okay, I understand that sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
It's hard to like turn off that woo they're interested
in me saying, even if you are knee deep or
neck deep in a relationship, But consider the hurt that
you can cause by acting on it. Consider what you
could lose, what's at stake here, and just let those
butterflies just fly right out, let them go, Let them fly,

(01:08:17):
fly butterflies.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
But it's true, we.

Speaker 22 (01:08:21):
Love you, and there you have it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
It does, It does feel good. It feels good. I'll
be the first. It meant. It feels good to get attention.

Speaker 10 (01:08:30):
It does.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
But you got to remember the person that you're cheating on.
There was a time that that was the person you
wanted more than anything. Absolutely, now you're cheating on them,
and now you want somebody else. Yeah, you got to
remember there was a time that what you have that
you wanted more than anything. Put your attention there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
The reason why bring up those feelings that you do
get when you're tempted. It's good to acknowledge those.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
Go Okay, got it, gotta move on. It's true to
your God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
And the morning show is Alista in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
All right, So you find someone you want to date
and they're really cool and everything. You date them, didn't
you start finding out more about their family? Didn't you
realize you have a connection to them and you daren't
bring it up? Tell the story that we that we read,
Gandhi listened to the story.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Guys, listen.

Speaker 9 (01:09:28):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
A guy went through what he calls a bye phase
a few years ago, and during that phase, he says
he slept with anyone and everyone, men, women, whomever. Then
he meets the love of his life and he says
that this partner now is his everything. So he decides
he wants to propose. They go out to dinner. He's
sitting with his mom and dad with the woman's mom
and dad, and he realizes, oh, my god, during my

(01:09:49):
by phase, I slept with this woman's father. And the
father is sitting across the table staring at him.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
He slept with his girlfriend's dad.

Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
Yell, my goodness.

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
So he says, she gets up to go to a bathroom,
the mom went with her, and dad looks at him
and says, you break up with my daughter right now?

Speaker 11 (01:10:05):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Do whoa what do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
I think you have well if you're really in love
with his daughter, you've got to like talk it out right, right?

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
What an uncomfortable conversation?

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
No, you can't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:10:19):
And at that point when dad I My opinion is
that the dad has to do the right thing, and
if the guy doesn't break up, you have to sit
down and say, listen, you need to know something.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Why do they have to break up? Well, people can
be bisexual.

Speaker 15 (01:10:33):
No no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
No, you can, but once you've slept with one person,
it's like sleeping with the other people by proxy.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
Okay, you get froggy, Daniel.

Speaker 8 (01:10:39):
I can't if it was me, I can't like know
that my dad slept with the guy that I'm dating,
and like, no, what.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
About what if it was a sister. You dated one sister,
then you dated the other sister.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
I don't want you touching my family members.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
No, no, no, no, that is not fair. That is not fair.
Sometimes these things happen. And if you're me, if you're
finally king with someone, who's right, Okay, so I had
sex with your dad, let it go.

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
You would be able to date someone that slept with
your father, Yes, you lie?

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Well, okay, maybe if you just didn't talk about it.
Can it be a secret?

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
No, that's that's the hard secret to keep, especially if
they get married enough kids for the rest of your life.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
I bet, I bet you one hundred dollars. Scary is
the only one in here that agrees, and they let
it go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
I agree. I can compartmentalize.

Speaker 10 (01:11:27):
I think.

Speaker 27 (01:11:28):
I think your past does not dictate your present, which
doesn't dictate your future exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:11:33):
If you found out that Robin slept with your mother
or your father, you'd be okay with that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Would the past is the past the front door?

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
Okay, Okay, let's look at this. Look, guys, guys, guys,
listen to me.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Look, all relationships have challenges. So this is the challenge
with this one.

Speaker 8 (01:11:54):
Challenges in relationships. You don't need someone that slept with
one of your parents.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Really, if I find out my dad, I'd be like,
WHOA wait a second, we got to talk.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
I got a question for you. So, and someone sent
his text in what about the other story? Did the
dad cheat on the mother of his girlfriend to have
sex with him?

Speaker 6 (01:12:14):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
We don't know the answer to that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
He looked like he did, and he hadn't come out
himself and told the story to the family either.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
So this is so multi okay.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Now, okay, with that added layer, I will say, okay,
maybe no if you cheated, okay, this is okay.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
If you're just turning us on here, hear me out.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
I dated a guy, okay, and we broke up. Then
later on, since I'm bisexual, I dated a woman. Find
out her dad's the guy I had sex with, and
he cheated on my current girlfriend's mother to have sex
with me several years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
Okay, that's where we are.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
By the way, this is but I'm talking not about me.
I'm talking about the person in the story, right right anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
No, I'm pretty open minded.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
But nope, So this is what I'm want to do.
I want to open it up.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
You know, there's other complicated relationships relationships out there that
have to do with the past and family members, right,
there's got to be I want to hear things.

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
Cousins, aunts, uncles.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Yeah, I want to hear from you because I I
once dated. I went on like two dates with a
guy who used to work with my father. Oh, and
they were business partners and a couple of things. And uh,
I thought that was.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Going to get creepy, and it didn't it. Well, no,
and I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
I know, I would never tell my dad, but but
you know, there was my dad knew.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
The guy was gay. Whatever, there was no you know,
my mom wasn't involved.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:13:40):
Yeah, all right, So where would you draw the line personally?

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
Well, no, if I found out that my dad cheated
on my mom to have sex with my boyfriend, I
think at that point I would draw the line. So
you guys with me. I'm with you on that one, Danielle.
But they didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
Let's say it was before. You know what I'm saying,
I don't know, it's kind of different.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
I mean I say this all the time, like I
and I know Danielle's very close with her sister too.
Once someone dates my sister, it's it's they're off off
any radar. Anything they need basically become like what.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
You said to me.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
So what you're saying, Gandhi, if a guy dates your sister,
he's no longer able to have sex with your father, don't.

Speaker 20 (01:14:23):
Answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 10 (01:14:27):
Danielle set this thing up.

Speaker 8 (01:14:29):
All right, it comes from David. My grandmother just had
her washing machine fixed. She said the guy that came
only stayed a few minutes and he didn't really do anything.
So I want you to call her and tell her
the repair man complains about her and that she owes
money and she will go crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Danielle picking on an old lady. Let's listen to today's
phone tap.

Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
Hullo, Yes, man's mean Please, this is Melinda Prosel calling
from siree. Did you have some service done on your
washing machine the day?

Speaker 24 (01:15:00):
Yeah, about a week or so ago.

Speaker 8 (01:15:03):
Yeah. Did you recall the guy that came to fix it?

Speaker 25 (01:15:07):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:15:08):
God, he was such a nice guy.

Speaker 24 (01:15:10):
You know, he told me his name, but I forgot Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:12):
Well, you say he's a nice guy, then how come
I have paperwork here that says you were very rude
to him.

Speaker 24 (01:15:17):
Oh my god, I was rude.

Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
That's what it says here.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
It says he's a liar.

Speaker 8 (01:15:24):
He said that you cursed him out.

Speaker 24 (01:15:26):
Oh my, he's a god don liar.

Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
You know I madey two years though. I'm like everybody,
what's wrong with him?

Speaker 8 (01:15:34):
Well, he says that you tried to throw him out
of the house.

Speaker 9 (01:15:37):
Oh my, Oh, that he's a liar.

Speaker 8 (01:15:40):
Well, he said that you use the F word.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
Oh my god, I never end my life.

Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
Well, unfortunately, because he was there and he says he
did fix your problem. He said that you are going
to be charged for the visit home made. Yeah no,
why no, no, he fixed nothing. He still came out
for a service. Call ma'am.

Speaker 24 (01:16:01):
Oh my god, but we got insurance on it.

Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
No, it's not here and not according to my paperwork.

Speaker 24 (01:16:07):
Well, you know, I have to talk to my grandson
because he's the one.

Speaker 9 (01:16:10):
He bought the machine.

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
Maybe your grandson's a little irresponsible.

Speaker 24 (01:16:14):
No he's not. He's a college graduate.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
He has his own business.

Speaker 8 (01:16:18):
Well, we do have this two hundred and fifty dollars
bill here, ayah, oh.

Speaker 24 (01:16:22):
My god, oh my god. No, no, no, I cannot
pay for that because he's a liar. For him to
come in here for two minutes, but he didn't fix nothing.

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
He says, you don't know how to use a washing machine.

Speaker 10 (01:16:34):
Wow, he's full of hot air.

Speaker 24 (01:16:36):
You know I've been washing close for the last sixty years.
Tell him to go fly a kite because he you know,
the man is sick, definitely sick. And tell him I
said it too.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
But he's a god dawn liar.

Speaker 24 (01:16:50):
Tell him to come here with somebody. Tell him to
bring a lawyer. Bring somebody here. I'll have my lawyer here. Goodbye, ma'am.

Speaker 10 (01:16:59):
Oh she's over here.

Speaker 8 (01:17:01):
He's a liar.

Speaker 9 (01:17:02):
He's a liar. He's calling me now.

Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
Okay, don't answer unless you have three way? Do you
have three way?

Speaker 9 (01:17:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:17:08):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (01:17:10):
What this guy from called me?

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
And?

Speaker 24 (01:17:12):
Uh yeah, we're a problem over here, he said. I
threw him out. I cursed him. I'm going to tell
you something. That guy was a brother liar. I tell
you right now, he was a liar.

Speaker 9 (01:17:23):
I was very polite to him.

Speaker 24 (01:17:25):
He wasn't even here five damn minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
You said he was nice.

Speaker 24 (01:17:29):
What was I gonna say?

Speaker 13 (01:17:30):
I didn't know.

Speaker 24 (01:17:30):
He was the son of a bitch. I want to know, son,
he said, I overload the machine.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
Well you do kind of overloaded?

Speaker 24 (01:17:37):
No, I don't No, that machine was a night from
day one. I'll tell you what. I don't ever want
you the door business with that least again. You understand me.

Speaker 25 (01:17:48):
Why are you curing?

Speaker 24 (01:17:49):
Because I'm damn mad. I should have done that through
that son of a bitch that was over here. And
I'll tell you another thing. I thought you had the insurance.
I try, I call the damn guy, and I've got
those for you. I'm cutting up the cards right now.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Don't cut the cards up yet.

Speaker 27 (01:18:08):
We're gonna he's gonna come this afternoon, the fixed machine.

Speaker 9 (01:18:11):
Tu.

Speaker 24 (01:18:12):
I don't send ubody here because I throw him down
the stairs.

Speaker 22 (01:18:16):
That's not nice.

Speaker 8 (01:18:17):
I don't want it here he's coming.

Speaker 24 (01:18:20):
I don't give it all right out, that son of
a bitch, you or the cloak that I say? You
know what I said, that he was a son of
a bitch and lying that. I don't want him in
here because I'm throw him right to them stairs. I said,
I've been washing clothes for the last sixty years, and
you're telling me how to wash clothes.

Speaker 27 (01:18:38):
They're gonna come out and teach you how to do laundry.

Speaker 24 (01:18:40):
Yeah, yeah, how do you like that? Tell him to
go at him stuff and don't come here, that son
of a bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
Maybe you did over the load of you know, fron
of head.

Speaker 9 (01:18:49):
Yeah. I have one damn towel.

Speaker 24 (01:18:53):
That's all I have is one bath towel. That's all
I had down here, and it's one that I use
to put the clothes on when I wounded Flatten about
and that, and that's I'm cutting.

Speaker 9 (01:19:03):
The cards up.

Speaker 24 (01:19:05):
Now I'm gonna show how rude I am. Now I'm
gonna tell him this is how rude I am, and
I throw.

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
The card down him.

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
Ma'am. Huh, I'm confirming your appointment for today, opponent.

Speaker 24 (01:19:16):
I don't have no appointment today.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
Don't send nobody here like I don't want to have nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
To do with anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:19:21):
But your grandson told.

Speaker 24 (01:19:23):
Me that you okay what he said.

Speaker 35 (01:19:24):
I don't want nobody here.

Speaker 8 (01:19:25):
He said that you wanted someone to teach you how
to do the laundry.

Speaker 24 (01:19:28):
No, no, no, people are sick. Don't come here because
our poem down the stairs. I want a rude before that.
I am rude now, okay, ma'am, please please, I don't
want to hear that.

Speaker 25 (01:19:43):
Grandma.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
Wait what, ma'am.

Speaker 8 (01:19:46):
This is Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And you got phone japped. Your grandson's playing a joke
on you day.

Speaker 24 (01:19:52):
Then why do you play these things on me?

Speaker 15 (01:19:55):
Because you're funny?

Speaker 20 (01:19:56):
Oh my, that is the worst I've ever heard the
Elvis duran phone tap.

Speaker 26 (01:20:06):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Yeah, this is Elvis Duran in the
Morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
Hey so Online. From the Medium correspondent Aaron Ju. Seven
brutally honest reasons why.

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
You're still single?

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
All right, this could apply to you if you're single.
It could apply to you if you have a friend
who is single and you're and they're wondering why. But
you know, let's let's go through this list in mind
and keeping in mind, there are a lot of people
who are single, who love being single, and there's nothing
wrong with it, zero wrong. Yes, But there are people
out there who are single who would love to be
in a relationship right now.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
Yes, and they're wondering why.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
According to the philosophy of Aaron Ju, here we go,
things happen completely out of your not you bro anyway,
there are things in your life completely out of your control.
But there are things maybe you should think about if
you're single and wondering why.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Number one. Welcome to seven brutally honest reasons why You're
still single?

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
This music.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
You're single? Number one, you don't go out much?

Speaker 6 (01:21:28):
Yeah, absolutely, I have so many single friends who are like,
I just don't get it. I can't meet the right guy,
and they don't leave their couch. They are literally waiting
for someone to break in and be mister wright. And
I posted the other day and so many people said, yeah,
that's me. I don't go anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
It's true.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
You know what, if you want to meet people, you
have to meet people. Yea, I think it's sort of
makes sense sense. Okay, so you don't go out much.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
Ring the bell? Scary? Where's that bell? Ready? There you?

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Number two another reason why you're single. You haven't moved
on from your ex.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
You may swear that you did, but remember, now is
the time to be brutally honest with yourself. Have you
been trying to contact them?

Speaker 8 (01:22:05):
Do you drunk dial them?

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:22:07):
Do you talk about the relationship on other dates and
things that went wrong or whatever? Because that is disturbing and.

Speaker 9 (01:22:12):
You shouldn't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Number three brutally honest. Why you're still single? You're nitpicky?

Speaker 6 (01:22:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
True, you look for a million and one different reasons
to discount someone from being that person.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Yeah, this may be the culprit. If you're constantly being told, hey,
you're too picky? Are you?

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Maybe maybe you should get to know someone and understand
that sometimes the stuff you see on the surface you
can forget about when the stuff below the surface is like,
really great.

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
I think dating apps too, have really taken a toll
in that area, because everybody is kind of disposable, and
as soon as you see one little red flag or
one thing you don't like, you just move on, when
in real life you deal with people and things about
them that you don't like all the time when you
love them.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Yeah, all right, the list of seven brutally honest reasons
why you're still single. See, they say your self esteem
is too high. I'm going to read write that your
self esteem is misdirected.

Speaker 6 (01:23:04):
Okay, I like that too.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
You regard yourself way too highly, to the point that
you don't think anyone is good enough to be with you.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
This person's is pretty sure.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
No one will admit to this, and a lot of
people may even carry this trait without realizing it. Questions
to ask yourself, do you think your purpose in life
is above other people's? Are you convinced that your path
in life is absolutely the correct path?

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Anyway?

Speaker 18 (01:23:26):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Maybe maybe uh you need to kind of like just
mellow it out a little bit and understand that other
people are cool too.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
Yeah, you know, a little bit of humbleness never killed anybody.

Speaker 10 (01:23:37):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
It's interesting how you talk about smart if a person
is smart. Some people may be smart in some areas
and maybe not as smart as others. You may be
very book smart but not very street smart. Absolutely, you
may be very business smart but not very street smart.

Speaker 9 (01:23:53):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
You know, So just because someone isn't the same smart
as you are doesn't mean they're stupid, not at all.

Speaker 8 (01:23:59):
I find sense people are usually not BookSmart and vests.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
But on the other hand, number five on the list
of seven brutally honest reasons why you're still single, your
self esteem is too low.

Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
That's a killer. That's a really big one. I think
that that has ruined relationships for me because I wish
that's people are a little bit more secure in themselves,
because all of that stuff will rub off on you, and.

Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
It if you're with someone and you're you see all
this good in them, and then they're constantly putting themselves
down After a while, that takes a toll on.

Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
Oh yeah, Like, come on, if you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Ask these yourself, these questions when someone has interest in you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
Then you may have a problem. You ask yourself, what why,
what do they see in me?

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
Or oh my god, they're setting me up to hurt
me because I really maybe they're on a different level
than me and this is going to be dangerous. Maybe
I should Maybe I should just in this now because
I'm not good enough for them. Hey, you know what,
become best friends with that person in the mirror. Nothing
in life will smell as wonderful and taste as great

(01:24:57):
and field is good until you become friends with that
person in the mirror. Number six on the list of
rutally honest reasons why.

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
You're still single. You're too mysterious. You don't you don't
embrace being vulnerable. You know, some people say being vulnerable
is showing weakness. Actually being vulnerable.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Is showing strength to be able to tell someone that, hey,
here's where I'm lacking, Yeah, here's where I need help,
here's where I'm scared.

Speaker 6 (01:25:28):
Does hurt my feelings? This is something that bothered me. Like,
that's really difficult for people to say.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
Showing vulnerability is not a weakness.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
And so many people say, well, my parents or my grandparents,
they taught me that you should show strength at all times. No,
showing your weaknesses is being strong, I believe. And finally,
on the list of the rutally honest reasons why you
may be single, you're too independent. Oh God, this's a

(01:25:58):
loud Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
That's how the Liberty Bill got a crack.

Speaker 9 (01:26:03):
Scar.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
Seriously, Thomas Jefferson was doing a list on his radio
show Scary Ring the Bell. You're too independent. It's your time,
it's your thing. You follow into malign with me in
my schedule, or no, I'm not going to.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
Hang out with you.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Sometimes you have to compromise, and that's when you do
get in a relation, into a relationship if you do,
if you want to, that's something you have to realize.
You've got to compromise. As rough as that is.

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
Yeah, they're calling it independent, I think it's a little
more selfish.

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
Yeah well yeah, set in your ways, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
Yeah yeah, set in your ways.

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
I think that happens too as people have lived by
themselves for a long time, which is something that I
notice a lot. If you live by yourself for a
very long time, most people have a hard time compromising
then because you're just used to being alone all the
time and doing what you want to do and not
having to worry about someone else. And there you go, guilty.

Speaker 13 (01:26:53):
Your friend.

Speaker 8 (01:26:53):
I have a friend who he watches the same TV
show at the same time every day, He goes to
the same diner at the same time every day, and
he will not change for anybody. I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
You know what if that's what makes him feel safe
or her.

Speaker 8 (01:27:05):
Yeah, but he's not going to meet anybody and he's
not going to get into a relationship because no one's
going to do this.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
Does he want to be in a relationship?

Speaker 8 (01:27:11):
Does he does?

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
Then he has to realize that along those ways, in
his set, in his ways ways, he's going to have
to adapt a little bit. Look, you know they are
all also people texting it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
I'm very shy. Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
I get that too, as loud mouth as I am,
I'm a very shy person. Thank god I finally found someone.
But keep in mind, let me reiterate, this list is
not for everyone. If you don't want to be in
a relationship, you don't have to be and you don't
have to worry about these things.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Right, I'd like to add one to the list.

Speaker 27 (01:27:37):
Oh you don't smile and your body language sucks, so
therefore your unapproachable. I think I feel like that's that's
really valid, and you want to show people that you're
open to having some energy come toward exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
You've seen the prisons that have those barbed wire fences
up front.

Speaker 8 (01:27:55):
If you constantly have by resting face, yeah, I can't
help that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:59):
Well yeah, yeah, that's thing people can't help all.

Speaker 27 (01:28:01):
Seated bars all the time, when people close themselves off
and they're just staring in one direction.

Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
A right, Hey, Jordan, how you doing?

Speaker 30 (01:28:08):
Good morning everyone, Jordan, Thank.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
You for listening all the way from Seattle. Hey, so,
uh so you're you're single, but you do want to
be in a relationship. Did anything on this list of
seven things hit home with you?

Speaker 13 (01:28:21):
The very first one is I just I just don't
go out.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
Yeah you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
Yeah, you know, especially if you're in Seattle, it's always
like dark and gloomy. No, no, seriously, you do, no
matter what the weather conditions. You've got to you really
have to put yourself out there physically if you want
to meet more people. And the law of averages, the
more people you meet, the more chance you have a
meeting a person that could be kind of interesting.

Speaker 18 (01:28:46):
To you exactly.

Speaker 38 (01:28:48):
And the other one that kind of hit home was
what Gandhi said about just online dating as you see
a red flag and you're so quick to x.

Speaker 13 (01:28:57):
But I kind of looked at myself.

Speaker 18 (01:28:59):
I was like, hey, get past that.

Speaker 13 (01:29:01):
You can't figure out if you're compatible until you meet
with someone.

Speaker 18 (01:29:05):
And I actually have a great for the first time
in two years.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
Good for you, Good for you, Good for you. You
know Lori your expectations. Just go out have fun.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
No, no, I'm saying, just just don't don't expect too much from.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Anything you or them or what. Go out and have
a good time, Jordan, and just see where it goes.
And I wish the best for you.

Speaker 15 (01:29:22):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 13 (01:29:24):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:25):
You have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
And by the way, you're listening in Seattle, do you
ever listen to Carl, Maria and Anthony?

Speaker 13 (01:29:30):
Oh I okay, sorry, real quick.

Speaker 18 (01:29:32):
I listened to you guys on iHeart radio app on
my commute and then right when you guys are done,
I turned them on.

Speaker 25 (01:29:38):
I love.

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Yeah. Those are our kids, that's our brothers and sister.

Speaker 9 (01:29:43):
Thank you for the support.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
I am very proud of them, very much so. All right, Jordan,
best to look on your date. Okay, thanks for listening
to us.

Speaker 15 (01:29:49):
You you guys have a great day here.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
You go too a Texas. Too many people just want
to screw before even go on a date. All right, Well,
then that's up to you to be smart enough to
realize who those people are and we them out. I'm
not saying this is going to be a perfect way
to approach dating, but you got to get yourself out
there and do a.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
Little sleuthy, do a little sleuthy toothy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
If if someone looks like, hey, what's your name, let's go,
let's go bang it out.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
If that's not what you're into, don't.

Speaker 6 (01:30:14):
Do it, and be honest. If that is what you're
into and that's what you want, don't act like you
want someone to be your girlfriend, and then just do
that stuff that.

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and the Want Himself.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
Yesterday, I was doing some work here at the house
and I had a text message of conversation going on
with someone in Los Angeles.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
In order to get this thing done for the company.
And then I had a thing going on on another
text message at the same time back in New York.
So I'm having these two business conversations. Meanwhile, I'm a part.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
Of a text a chat room, right or whatever it is?

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
A text what is it called when? Yeah?

Speaker 29 (01:31:29):
Group?

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
So there's a group text going on with Alex and
some other friends of ours and they're just talking about
just funny stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
They're being funny, and I'm like, so, you know, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Waiting for a text from West Coast so I could
reply to East Coast, and then I get a text boom.
It's like a meme with like some you know, a
kid falling off a tractor or something.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
I don't, So I left the room. I didn't block.
I left that that that chat that was going on
with Alex.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
So everybody gets a notification on their phone and this
says Elvis has left the room.

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
Okay, fine, I don't care. So I get so I
get a fourth text from Alex. Where'd you go? Why'd
you leave us? I'm like, And so I called him.
I said, look, I'm sorry, I'm really busy. It's just
it's too much. I gotta go. And so I haven't
talked to him since then.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
He don't want to talk to me, get mad at me.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
It is a bad feeling, though, when you're like, everybody's
having fun and you realize that you've made somebody upset.

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
Well, no, everybody wasn't having fun. I'm raising my hand
having fun.

Speaker 8 (01:32:30):
But here's my question. Could you have said, hey, hey,
Alex texted him separately, I'm leaving the chatches, so you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
Know, well, no, because I was busy.

Speaker 10 (01:32:39):
That's the thing, you know, when it comes.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
This is another chapter in the saga of texting where
you don't really truly know one hundred what's going on
with everyone. Like they could say something that they thought
were they were being funny, but you perceive it as
something that was being really rude.

Speaker 10 (01:32:56):
You know, it's like, ugh, what thing could have done?

Speaker 25 (01:33:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
Absolutely, you can tell me a million things. I could
have blocked them.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Or what Now At the top, if you click on info,
you can scan down and it says hide alerts. And
then therefore that little text conversation will go on in
the background and you don't get the alerts anymore. And
then that way you don't leave the chat. You can
go back and look at it when you want.

Speaker 5 (01:33:17):
Okay, well why would I Why should I have to
do that? Is my question?

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
If I have a valid reason to, like, I got
to get out of here, you got to go do something.

Speaker 10 (01:33:25):
Don't just trust me, you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
So I guess they're thinking, oh god, we must have
offended him, or oh lord, did we say something that
hit a nerve?

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
No, I'm busy. What's scary?

Speaker 27 (01:33:39):
I think the path of least resistance is exactly what
Froggy said. So you don't offend people because nobody wants
to see that little line go across the screen and
says Elvis left the chat. I have five of these
group texts going on at any given time, and they
always come in at the most inopportune moments when I'm
trying to.

Speaker 10 (01:33:56):
Do real work.

Speaker 27 (01:33:57):
They're all like, very active, So I have them all
with a little half moon crescent. That's I got to
go there whenever I want to see those text messages.

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
Okay, I know, but at the end of the day,
should you really be so upset and unhinged because someone
left a chat?

Speaker 10 (01:34:15):
Really, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 6 (01:34:17):
If one of my friends left a chat and we
were all having a good time, I just started again
and keep harassing.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
People like you on the problem here.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
I got Alex on the front, all right, let me Okay,
here's my husband Alex.

Speaker 8 (01:34:29):
The first time talking to him, well, I think we know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
We had one exchange where he was very cold to
me and he said, I've gotta go watching TV.

Speaker 10 (01:34:36):
Click, Hi, Alex, how you doing?

Speaker 29 (01:34:38):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
Are you still but hurt over me leaving the chat
room yesterday or whatever? That thing is?

Speaker 29 (01:34:44):
No, because I don't look like a fool. You look
like a fool because you get your pants, You get
your panties in a twist and the littlest things upset
you and it's no big deal, but you you carry
it on.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
I don't carry on. I just left the room. That's
my point. I didn't carry on.

Speaker 29 (01:35:05):
Every morning I send you a good morning text when
I wake up and it's been one hour and seven minutes,
and you never respond.

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Okay, to be fair, See this is my point. You
when you don't know what someone else on the other
side is going through, you should ask first, you guys,
someone here, tell him what I've been doing in the
last hour.

Speaker 8 (01:35:24):
None of his equipment is working. He's every commercial break,
he's off the mic, and he's in the back technically
just had He's had a day.

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
I'm having a day.

Speaker 6 (01:35:32):
Dogs pooped the kitchen.

Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
The dog's pooped in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
I'm having to go downstairs to reset computers every three minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
Nothing's working, and so it's and I was going through kind.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Of a crazy day yesterday when I left that text room,
and you didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
I'm having a.

Speaker 10 (01:35:48):
Rough time of it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
But you think it's my panties in a wad.

Speaker 8 (01:35:52):
See what I'm saying, he said, twist or whatever.

Speaker 29 (01:35:55):
In the twist the twist, but I'm not see.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
This is my point, is this, when you don't fully
understand what the other person is going through, then you
know what. Just wait until you do know I've been
trying my best to be nice, to do my right thing,
and it's just difficult when you're on the other side going, well,
he's being an a hole.

Speaker 10 (01:36:17):
Well no, I'm just I don't know what to do.

Speaker 29 (01:36:21):
Hey, scary play the violin music.

Speaker 10 (01:36:26):
In the middle of this.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Turn the mics off. God, this is the typical Alex thing.
Kick him when they're down.

Speaker 10 (01:36:38):
It's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
To play the Violce can do what you want to do.
I don't care anymore. You know, you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:36:46):
Here's here it is my computer is not working and
I'm computer too many text mess and the dogs put
in the kitchen, and I keep pushing control.

Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
Of delayed because I don't know how to use a
PC because I'm a Mac person. And the TV.

Speaker 6 (01:37:05):
Don't forget the TV doesn't work now either, Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
The TV's oh yeah, now my TV's off.

Speaker 10 (01:37:10):
I can't watch you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
I can't watch you fake news.

Speaker 10 (01:37:15):
Then you're laughing at my life's and shame malls.

Speaker 32 (01:37:23):
I love the fact that got.

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
Me just adds the persons back to the text that yeah,
what a crappy thing to do.

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
GONDI she do you hear what she says? Alex? If
someone leaves her chat room, she readds them, she frees
them back in, I start a new conversation.

Speaker 27 (01:37:42):
Someone on text said they take it a step further
than only they add them back, but they changed the
group chat name to so and so. We'll never get
out of this room.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
You get to leave the chat, but you don't get
to leave my friendship. So we're we doing this.

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
Again, right. I tell you what, Alex, I'll make a
deal with you. I will be better at assuming that
you're having, not assuming what kind of day you're having
before I start in on you, asking why you're being,
you know, in a mood, and.

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
As you will do with me in the future. Can
we do that? Can we go down that road? Because
it's been sure all right?

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
Because you're seeing something that's not happening, you're seeing something
that's not that's not I'm not being mean. I'm just
having a crazy, crazy time.

Speaker 29 (01:38:31):
That's it, Okay, I fully understand.

Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
Okay, thank you, I love you, I love you.

Speaker 29 (01:38:38):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:39):
You should have to tell someone to say it, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:38:43):
I hope you have.

Speaker 5 (01:38:45):
In the center of Oh no, I will I will
leave that chat. I love you. I'll talk to you later.

Speaker 29 (01:38:49):
Okay, and I hope your day gets better.

Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
I'm me too, because if it doesn't get better, then
we all got trouble.

Speaker 29 (01:38:55):
Well, you got to turn the negative into a positive
and just enjoy it. You know, you're breathing, you're doing well,
so you know, just take the good with the band.

Speaker 5 (01:39:07):
I agree, I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
But it's just when the person you love more than
anyone else on earth is not fully understanding what you're
going through and they make it worse, that's when I
have a problem.

Speaker 5 (01:39:17):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 29 (01:39:19):
All right, you could take me back to the woodshed
and give me a spanking.

Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
Oh yes, that's that's how it all started. You know
what I gotta remind me. I got to build a woodshed,
all right. I love you, gotta go.

Speaker 29 (01:39:34):
I love you.

Speaker 8 (01:39:36):
My favorite is when we're all on a group chat
that Elvis starts and at the end of it he
always says, please do not reply.

Speaker 10 (01:39:41):
To this group.

Speaker 30 (01:39:47):
All of you are so gilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
I start, mister in the Morning Show, Elvis in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
A lot of times, if you fly to South America
or you know, South South of the Border or the Caribbean,
sometimes it is a cultural thing. Whereas the pilot safely
lands the plane. People applaud, people clap, yeah, right, And
I always thought, okay, I didn't clap with them, but
I never had a problem with that. I thought it
was kind of cool. That's what they do. And they're like,

(01:40:23):
thank you pilot for that crashing.

Speaker 8 (01:40:25):
That what it is is that we're excited to be
at our destination or we're happy that we didn't crash.

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
Well, I think you know a lot of people, and
I'm going to make an assumption on this, A lot
of people, especially years and years ago, when you took
a trip on a plane, it was an event.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
You would dress up for it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
You would you know, it was a special event, and
the pilot was like a quarterback on a on a
on a football team, and all the flight attendants were models.

Speaker 5 (01:40:51):
You know, you wanted their autograph.

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
I'd see kids asking slot flight attendants for their autographs
and the pilot as well. So, of course over the
years it wasn't an event, but it still was. For
someone it was accustomed to clap when they've slay safely
land the plane. So, gandhi, So you had known this guy.

Speaker 10 (01:41:11):
For how long?

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
I knew him since high school?

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
He was my ex boyfriend, and you got on a
plane and where'd you fly?

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
We flew?

Speaker 6 (01:41:19):
Gosh, where was the first flight? I actually think it
was it was to Miami from where we were, Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
Okay, and the plane lands and what does he do?
Sitting next to you in the next seat.

Speaker 6 (01:41:29):
He clapped and it was a slow clap. I was like,
what in the hell are you doing? You stuck it
right now. Now, I will say he was from the Caribbean,
so that could be part of the reason why that
wasn't nearly as bad as the time that he got
up and slow clapped at the end of slum Dog Millionaire,
And I was like, no, please, God, why?

Speaker 5 (01:41:49):
But he stood in a theater in.

Speaker 6 (01:41:52):
The theater stood up, clapped, and then the rest of
the theater stood up and started clapping too, And I
was mortified. And then I felt like I was the
bad one because they were all doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
I don't they all stood have been clapped. Well, what
will just be honest? Slum Dog Millionaire, fabulous film? Okay,
I get it, but okay, well, you guys landed in Miami.

Speaker 5 (01:42:10):
Was the only Was he the only one on the
plane clapping?

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
No, there were a handful of people clapping.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
Oh no, he was the.

Speaker 8 (01:42:17):
Only one that If he was the only one, he
was like, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
Okay, but he started it.

Speaker 6 (01:42:22):
Does that count? He started it?

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
That's cool. I love it. I gotta be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
I as unusual as it may be to some people,
I have no problem with people clapping at the end
of a flight or a movie.

Speaker 10 (01:42:35):
If you liked it, you're you're being honest.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
You're like, oh, thank god he didn't crash.

Speaker 6 (01:42:41):
And I did ask him what was that about? And
he said, I hate flying so much that when those
wheels hit the ground, I am just clapping to be alive.
So you shut up.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
I was like, fine, think about it. Think about it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
You hop into this metal steel tube right with these
big wings on it, these big engines turn on. The
thing is rolling down a street, and then all of
a sudden, the front of that tube starts to go.

Speaker 5 (01:43:06):
Up in the air, and you're flying in air, and
then you get up to forty thousand feet and you
get across the country in four and a half hours,
a trip that would take three days to drive, and
you land safely. Why would you not clap? I think
it's a miracle.

Speaker 6 (01:43:23):
It's a magical, sure, it is. I was just like,
why do it have to be my boyfriend? Why can't
it be someone else's boyfriend?

Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
Well, you know what we should do in life. We
take so many things for grandy. You go flush a
toilet and the water swirls and it takes your duty away.
That is an event.

Speaker 9 (01:43:39):
It is.

Speaker 5 (01:43:40):
I mean, it's a miracle.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
Just imagine your life without and imagine your life without
an airplane. Imagine your life without that switch on the
wall you push up and lights come on. You know,
you live in this world that's just filled with miracles
every single day.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
And let's not forget springtime. Here come flowers out of
the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:43:56):
Every year, these beautiful, beautiful flowers pop up and say,
hey we're here.

Speaker 10 (01:44:00):
It's Brandon time.

Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
That's a miracle. You know, don't forget to.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
Stop down and go wow, this this world we're living in,
it is kind of cool. Planes take off, daffodils grow.
You know, I think it's ducks. Look, a family of
ducks just walked across the street. Let's stop and let them,
let them live, you know what I'm saying. All Right,
I'm sorry I went off. I'm just I'm a plane
clap er now, I'm gonna start clapping on planes.

Speaker 5 (01:44:23):
I will. I will start clapping on planes.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
I'll never forget.

Speaker 27 (01:44:26):
When I was a kid, I was watching one of
the Rocky movies in the theater and it was like
Rocky versus the Russian And at the end of the film,
people stood up and started screaming, usshay us say, and
I'm like, what's going on here?

Speaker 10 (01:44:41):
People? It's the actors can't see you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
They can't matter, doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
The crowd was into it, and it was it was
where they were emostly and they were not afraid to
share it. It was a positive. Clayton only twenty four from
Puerto Rico. How are you doing, Clayton, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 32 (01:44:58):
But how are you doing? Alvis? Thank you?

Speaker 10 (01:45:00):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
You still have family in Puerto Rico.

Speaker 32 (01:45:03):
Yeah, well yeah, my family's from Puerto Rico and my
family to stay still claps.

Speaker 5 (01:45:08):
Did you clap when you landed?

Speaker 29 (01:45:10):
Of course, we.

Speaker 32 (01:45:11):
Still get We still get dressed up. We still clap
when we land. My grandmother was one of those that
would she would wrap a rosary around her our hands
and you clap, clap with the rosary.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Yeah, you're clapping, and the rosaries like swinging in the
air and hit people in the head and stuff. I know,
I think it's an event, and I think it's a
beautiful thing. I don't think I don't think we should.
I think we should join in. We should join in
with your tradition clapping. Thank you so much for listening
to us.

Speaker 29 (01:45:37):
No, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
Hello Jeanie Online twenty three.

Speaker 11 (01:45:42):
Hello Jeannie.

Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
By the way, yeah, I'm saying Puerto Rico. But if
I say Puerto Rico, people look at me like, why
are you saying it like that? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:45:51):
As long as you're saying it, will take it either way.

Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
All right. So being being from Puerto Rico as well,
you clap extra hard at the end of a flight,
but for many reasons.

Speaker 11 (01:46:01):
What reasons, Well, obviously to say thank you and because
you know we arrived, but I take some extra heart
claps if we're going to an awesome destination. So you know,
we hit.

Speaker 30 (01:46:14):
Miami, I was like, yeah, you know, it was extra vegas.

Speaker 11 (01:46:21):
I've done it like you know San Francisco, right, So.

Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
Yeah, I know, because it's an event and you're landing
in a place you love. But what if you have
to go to some city and don't name the city,
like some city.

Speaker 5 (01:46:34):
You're like, gotta go there. You're like, great, all right.

Speaker 14 (01:46:39):
I've always been like, you know, if you're inviting me,
I'm coming, I'm gonna.

Speaker 13 (01:46:42):
Be like yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:46:43):
I like that attitude. Any family, any family down in
Puerto Rico.

Speaker 11 (01:46:49):
I still have a.

Speaker 18 (01:46:49):
Ton of family down in Puerto Rico.

Speaker 11 (01:46:52):
Surprisingly, my sister ended up moving because of Maria to Buffalo.

Speaker 5 (01:46:56):
Yeah. I know, yeah, I get to too confused. But
your family is doing okay.

Speaker 18 (01:47:06):
Okay, everybody's healthy, everybody's safe, everyone's doing fantastic.

Speaker 29 (01:47:09):
Right, Love you.

Speaker 10 (01:47:10):
Guys, Love you too, Nate.

Speaker 4 (01:47:13):
You know, when you're flying, you know a lot of people, uh,
they're just nervous. And like I said, if you stop
and think about the mechanics of how a plane works.

Speaker 5 (01:47:20):
You'd be nervous too.

Speaker 4 (01:47:21):
Don't think about that as you're taking off. So you're flying,
you're coming home from Greece.

Speaker 5 (01:47:25):
What'd the woman doing.

Speaker 31 (01:47:26):
I was coming home from Greece and I was sitting
next to this woman. She was in the middle seat,
and she was probably eighty. You know how you look
at somebody and you can tell they're just like ancient
and so she's not nice.

Speaker 5 (01:47:38):
No, she was old, and don't say ancient.

Speaker 10 (01:47:43):
He was really old, Okay, but you could tell.

Speaker 31 (01:47:46):
I mean she had a weird, funny smell to her,
like a villagy, a villagey kind of like animal smell.
And she I mean, she looked like she had just
come out of a village. I'm just gonna come right
out and say it, like she had been where there's
no electricity or anything like that.

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
You used to live in the village, which it's a beautiful.

Speaker 13 (01:48:02):
Part of.

Speaker 33 (01:48:04):
Me.

Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
Let me just make a suggestion before you describe her anymore.
Just tell this, Just tell the story. You're sounding kind
of cool.

Speaker 31 (01:48:11):
He had kind of a little mustache too, But anyway,
she was a praying. She was praying the entire time,
and then when the plane took off and landed, she
grabbed my hand and refused to let go. I don't
think she had ever seen a plane before, much less
been on so I can imagine for some people it's
it's an experience where you're like, thank god, I'm on
the ground again, right, And yeah it was.

Speaker 10 (01:48:33):
It was yeah, crazy, And he's.

Speaker 4 (01:48:35):
Not telling you at the end of the story. You
want to know the end that little old lady next
to him. That was Danielle Minara, a stinky woman with
a mustache, afraid to fly. Gandhi, I mean you had
you had a run in with someone on the plane too,
and you were like, oh my god, these people they're
they're scared.

Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
They should be flying if they're so scared.

Speaker 6 (01:48:57):
There was a little boy sitting next to me. He
had to be years old, asked if he could sit
in my lap. I was like, what can I please
sit in your lap? I want to look out the window.
I want to sit in your lap. And I looked
at his mom, like, oh, she's gonna intervene. She said,
it's fine with me, if it's fine with you. I
was like, well, damn, that's terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
That's the thing, you know me, I never ever get
nervous flying really, and so if somewhere next to me
needs some reassurance, I have no problem helping them out
like you did that little boy. And of course, you know, Nate,
you're a sweet guy. You took care of the little
old lady who's never flown, she never flown on a
plane before.

Speaker 10 (01:49:33):
Did you end up banging her? No?

Speaker 6 (01:49:36):
Did you end up killing her?

Speaker 29 (01:49:37):
Wait?

Speaker 8 (01:49:37):
A second, if it was me, I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
That sounds like someone you be attracted to. I don't
know you like those old ladies are ancient?

Speaker 8 (01:49:47):
Am I the only one where turbulence puts me to sleep?
It like rocks me to sleep. It's the weirdest thing ever.

Speaker 5 (01:49:53):
Hey, whatever you need to go to sleep, go for it.

Speaker 6 (01:49:57):
You sure it's not the concussion you sustained from the turbulence.

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