FULL SHOW: The Day We Dumped Friends

From cutting off friends to micro-cheating debates, today’s show is all about questionable choices. Plus, Nate’s very specific JO setup, the first song note game, and the things we thought we could do—just because we saw it once!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nope, straightening.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
But you're a murderer.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, I'd like to work out.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Nope.

Speaker 5 (00:09):
If you think I'm gay, to raise your hand.

Speaker 6 (00:11):
Yeah, can't lie when you smoke a lot of punt Nope.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
No, am I a sick bastard?

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Yeah, I'm pretty limber from my stature.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Nope, we're just talking about nothing.

Speaker 7 (00:20):
Elvistran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
So I was talking to Froggy this morning, and uh,
I was just thinking, good. I have this way of
talking to myself when I'm here at home alone, right,
I'll have conversations with me and then it kind of
it kind of hit me upside the head where I'm
not really talking to myself. I think I have an
imaginary friend I'm talking to.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, very nice.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's exciting because I actually challenged myself. And if it
was just me talking to me, then I would just
agree with everything I said. But I actually have arguments
with myself. Oh, so it's another being. It could be
another I don't know, I have a different personality. Maybe
I need to go see a therapist. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
Can I ask what your biggest argument with yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is oh, anything and everything. It's usually should or should not,
Like it's something as simple as putting salt in something
and I'm cooking, or the way I'm thinking about someone,
or you know, I could be negatively thinking of someone
and then my other voice says no, no, no, come on,
let's look for the positive in this person. And it's
a good friend. Okay. So when you're growing up, did

(01:26):
you have an imaginary friend? Froggy says he did.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh, I did.

Speaker 8 (01:30):
I did because I didn't have a sibling that I
lived with, so sometimes I was you know, I didn't
have friends over. I had to play with somebody and
to get tired of playing with yourself after a while,
so I just decided to have a little imaginary friend.
I think my parents thought I was weird because I
would sometimes say like, hey, can can can So and
so come with us? I would change their name, because
who wants to just one imaginary friend? You could have

(01:51):
a couple. And then I would say, hey, can you
know can I remember one? His name is Greg, not
Greg T, but Greg. And I would be like, hey,
can can Greg come with us? And my mom was like,
can you just cut that out?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Please?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, maybe your imaginary friend has several names. Because your
imaginary friend has multiple personalities, it could get very, very confusing.
So anyway, it reminds me of Wilson the Volleyball Castaway.
So you know Tom Hanks. His character was stuck on
this island for how many years I don't know, and
his only friend was this volleyball he drew a face on.

(02:26):
He had fights with his friend. I mean they went
days without speaking to each other. Yeah, so I looked
it up. There's a professor somewhere, I think in Canada.
He's an expert on loneliness. How would you like that job?
He wrote an article on why people who are isolated
talk to themselves or create imaginary friends. And I am
isolated several days a week. Right, He says it might

(02:46):
actually be a healthy thing for us to do. The
voices in our heads seem to have thoughts on their own,
and and you can actually cultivate a relationship with this
voice in your head. It's the same as as just
listening to your your spirits, but your spirit talks out
loud through your mouth. It's creepy if anyone hears you
doing it.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yeah, totally. If I was a parent and my little
kid was like, hey, can so and so come with us?
They're right here. I would freak out and be like,
what the hell are you seeing?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Or go to sit down and someone go don't sit
on him.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
He's I can see. You could take it a little
too far, all right, Like we used to it for a friend.
I'm not going to use her name because she may listen.
She she was dating a friend of mine. She would
be with us in the living room hanging out, and
she's got to I'll be right back to the bathroom.
As soon as the bathroom door would close. You would
hear arguments. I mean you hear. You would hear like
slamming stuff around, and she would be mad at her

(03:42):
her inner voice.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Anyway, it helps you deal with loneliness, but it also
helps you work through problems. It's like having someone there.
You do have this logic wired in your head, but
you don't always know how to tap into it unless
you think things through and let that voice be logic
and don't embarrass don't be embarrassed to do it.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
No, I think tons of people have imaginary friends, you know.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
What, I agree? I actually on this topic. I just
got these books. I actually ordered them for my friends.
It's called Burn after Writing, and it's a really good
way to get to know yourself and those voices in
your head and the things you're talking about. It asks you,
like some of your deepest, dark secrets, things that you
might not have thought about since childhood. You write it
all on this book, and when you're done, you just
toss it.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Write it down in your head. Okay, Amazon, you're coming
to the house.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Yes, Burn after Writing.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Text messages are coming through. I had an imaginary friend
drove my mom crazy. She told me my dad hit
him and killed him with the car.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh oh, my kind of fel that's not cool.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I had two imaginary friends who were Jewish because of
the rugrats, and my mom left one on the side
of the road and I freaked out. So I mean
I had an imaginary elephant. I would drag my dog's
least down the street, walking him down the street. So look,
you know, I'm not a parent, and I'm not about
to tell a parent how to or how not to
treat their child. But if they have an imaginary friend,

(05:08):
I wouldn't be so callous about killing them off.

Speaker 9 (05:13):
I certainly don't kill it with a car, my god,
or leave them on the side of the road.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's not very nice.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
At least let them leave of their own free will.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Eric nine on one says, I'm so glad you're talking
about this. I talk to myself all the time out
loud when I'm upset or just bored, and I start
thinking maybe maybe I'm mentally ill, you know, don't think
that way. Talking to yourself is Can we all admit
we do it? It's normally, it's natural.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
I do it all the time. I do it in
the mirror all the time.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
All the time. Andrew online one I had an imaginary
friend named Bob. Now this is when you're growing up
or was this recently, Andrew? This is when I was
growing up, right, So what happened to Bob?

Speaker 10 (05:49):
Well, it was his birthday one year, and I remember
that my other imaginary friend named Sherry, she made a
birthday cake and after he ate the cake, he ended
up dying. And Cherry told me that it was because
she made as she put gasoline in it and killed him.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm still friends with that Sherry.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
It seems like, again, let's get serious for a second, Andrew,
did you ever kind of wonder why one of your
imaginary friends killed off the other one. I mean, there's
something going on in there. I don't and I'm not
qualified to answer that, But do you have any hypothesis
on what the answer is?

Speaker 11 (06:28):
No, I do not.

Speaker 10 (06:29):
I don't know if there was jealousy. I don't think
I gave any more attention to Bob. And what I
did was Sherry. I don't really know, but it was interesting.
He just turned up missing, and I was I can
remember talk to my mom about it, just a couple
of years ago, and I said, oh, my gosh, I
remember I had an imaginary friend, Bob, and he was

(06:49):
killed off by my other imaginary friend by a birthday
cake with gasoline in it.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (06:55):
And I'm only.

Speaker 10 (06:56):
Disturbed now because I'm a preschool teacher. I was, my goodness,
what kind of why not people such as myself?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I think you're doing fine. I just like I said,
I'm not. I'm not qualified to be analyzing anyone, all right,
But my thought is this, my gut feeling is this.
If you acknowledge the fact that you do speak to
yourself out loud, it's one thing, and it's another thing
if you assign them names and personalities. Uh, that could
be something totally different. But once you start killing one off,

(07:30):
because it is your mind that's doing it, right, we
know that your mind is in charge of these friends.
There was some justification why Sherry need to kill Bob
with a gasoline cake. We don't know why.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
The gasoline cake is fabulous. I never thought of that way.

Speaker 13 (07:43):
To kill it.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
But there was some reason you needed to get rid
of Bob in your life, and Sherry, that part of
your your psyche helped you do it. And that's as
far as I can go with it.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Did you turn Sherry into the authorities?

Speaker 14 (07:56):
I thought.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I wouldn't do that. Don't do things like that.

Speaker 10 (08:00):
I didn't know if I would have get another imaginary
friend asked for that or not. So I just kind
of you know, well, do you still do.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
You still talk to yourself out loud? Do you still
have the voices that you you communicate with?

Speaker 10 (08:12):
Oh? Absolutely, and I definitely, And I even use sarcasm.
I myself too that I find myself laughing at myself,
and my wife made me. Andrew, you're the only one
laughing at yourself.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
What doesn't matter because your mother doesn't know what the
conversation is, and you do. I don't know. Maybe I'm
out alive by saying I don't find anything unhealthy or
unusual about this. Yeah, Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 7 (08:35):
Well?

Speaker 6 (08:35):
I just did Cherry leave after she killed Bob? Or
did Cherry stick around.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
For a while?

Speaker 14 (08:41):
You know what?

Speaker 10 (08:41):
That I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, I don't remember.

Speaker 10 (08:43):
She might have just she might have vanished off into
the shadows.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
You have a lot of questions.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
She's working. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Have you have you?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I'm Andrew. I want to ask you very personal. Let
me ask you a very personal question. Have you have
you done therapy? Have you ever done therapy in your life?

Speaker 7 (08:59):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (08:59):
I do therapy. I just went last night.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Matter of fact, what did you do?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
You bring up the story the saga of Sherry killing
Bob with a gasoline cake?

Speaker 10 (09:07):
No, but you know what, I think I'm going to
go next week And I never really thought about it.
But that is an excellent thing to bring up my therapist.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
But something as crazy and outlandish as it sounds, it
could be something that's very logical that can actually give
you some answers in your life that you're looking for.
You never know, you know?

Speaker 10 (09:23):
No, No, but yeah, it's I just I just started
sharing this imaginary friend experience with some of my close
friends and they look at me like, Andrew, we knew
you were messed up and everything. But that's like, really, yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Think Maybe maybe that means I'm messed up, because I
don't think that's messed up. So anyway, there you have it.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
You to be messed up with me.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
If that's the case, well, it's all messed up, you
know it's but we need to we need to acknowledge
and embrace our messed up inness. Listen, I hope you
have a safe day. Mental health is a very important thing.
We need to stay and check not only with our friends,
that we love ourselves as well. And uh, there you go.
Have a beautiful Andrew, thanks for being an educator. Thanks
for listening to our show. I love you too. I

(10:05):
find this fascinating. I find that the mind so fascinating. Yeah,
and uh, I think and I really do have an
issue with people who are so fast to proclaim someone
is insane or mentally unstable because they have they talk
to themselves and they have these these roles that they
play out in their own minds. I don't know there
could be something healthy about it, but again, who am I?

(10:26):
I'm not qualified? So anyway, that was interesting.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Yeah, Jasoleen birthday cake. Just that's so inventive.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
You know, iHeart could save a lot of money if
they just had me and my voices on here, they
could get rid of all you guys. They could one salary. No,
I would each personality have their own salary.

Speaker 9 (10:48):
Oh, that'd be a very rich that you should insist
on that your own agent.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Everything.

Speaker 10 (10:53):
Wake up to Elvis Daan in the morning show.

Speaker 15 (11:03):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Tap Danielle, Yes, what's your phone?

Speaker 9 (11:09):
So Maggie called wanted us to play a phone tap
on her grandma Doris. Doris likes to leave the bathroom
blinds open when she showered dos and Maggie keeps saying, Grandma.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
You need to close them. So she said, you don't
call her, call her someone that has seen a little.

Speaker 13 (11:25):
Bit too much.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
So that's what I did.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Grandma Daniel's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Hello, this has gotta stop, is this Doris?

Speaker 16 (11:34):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (11:34):
It is.

Speaker 9 (11:35):
It doesn't matter who I am. I can't do it
anymore though I physically feel ill.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
After watching I.

Speaker 17 (11:41):
Don't know who you are what you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (11:44):
I'm talking about you showering with no blinds or like
something about I gotta see it all.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
I don't want to see it all.

Speaker 17 (11:52):
What are you looking at binoculars? Are you a neighbor?
What's your name?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I'm not going to tell you my name.

Speaker 9 (11:57):
I'm calling it because I physically want to lose my
breakfast in the morning. Because I'm watching you show.

Speaker 17 (12:02):
You sound like a pervert to me. I don't know
what you look why you're even looking in.

Speaker 18 (12:07):
I can shower however I like, and I like the
sunlight on my body.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
How old are you, like eighty five?

Speaker 17 (12:13):
Uh, that's none of your business.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
But why do you leave your blinds open?

Speaker 17 (12:17):
Why do you stare in? You must like what you're
looking at.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
Really, the other day I had eggs for breakfast and
they did not stay down, and.

Speaker 17 (12:25):
You made a point of looking out because I just
might be taking a shower. That's sick. That's really sick.
You could be some sexual predator out there. Why don't
you just stop steering and take a picture to last
a lot longer? Really, yeah, why don't you do that?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I mean, how old are we teenagers.

Speaker 17 (12:41):
Peekaboo? Who are you? What? Why don't you just close
your blinds and leave me alone?

Speaker 7 (12:50):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Hey, why would you hang up on me?

Speaker 5 (12:52):
That's a why are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I thought old people had more respect?

Speaker 17 (12:57):
Really, maybe you're just jealous.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Jealous of what your boobs are down to your knees.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
How can I be jealous?

Speaker 17 (13:02):
A very good body for somebody my age. Not ashamed
of it. I'm not ashamed of it.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
Okay, So here's the deal.

Speaker 9 (13:09):
Sitting at my dining room table, I look across and
I can see your shower from my don.

Speaker 17 (13:15):
I'm not going to deal with you. You sound a
little disturbed to me.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Seriously.

Speaker 17 (13:23):
What is your name?

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (13:25):
You want to know my name?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, it's Rebecca.

Speaker 17 (13:28):
Rebecca. I wonder if that's your real name.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Well, the how the hell would you even know if
it was? I could tell you my name is.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
Why do you know?

Speaker 17 (13:35):
Well? That sounds more like it to me. Are you John?
I'm really in the middle of my programs and the
next time I'm in the shower you can watch me
all you want to kiss my hands?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Maybe you want to kiss Elvis Durant's.

Speaker 9 (13:45):
Ass, really, because that's who's playing this phone tap on
you and your granddaughter?

Speaker 19 (13:53):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Hi him, Maggie?

Speaker 17 (13:55):
Is that you?

Speaker 11 (13:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:57):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Grandma?

Speaker 6 (13:59):
This is just it's a huge joke.

Speaker 11 (14:01):
Grandma.

Speaker 16 (14:02):
I told you that you have to sudden life.

Speaker 17 (14:05):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 18 (14:07):
The house.

Speaker 20 (14:09):
To me so I had to do this?

Speaker 17 (14:12):
I would you do this to me? Oh my goodness,
how many people heard this?

Speaker 21 (14:19):
I mean a lot.

Speaker 17 (14:22):
Is on the air.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
It will be Oh my gosh, something about it.

Speaker 17 (14:28):
All we've done here. I'm gonna get back to my show, Sam.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
The Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 22 (14:36):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 15 (14:40):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I had a whole list of things to talk about today.
See bad sex with a coworker.

Speaker 8 (14:55):
Oh see, Oh, it wasn't that bad when we did it?

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yes, it was too too much. Hey. Kind of On
a serious note, have you have you ever had to
tell someone to stay away from you for good?

Speaker 16 (15:15):
Like?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Have you ever come to like a point in your
relationship with someone, a friendship right, and you're like, this
person is toxic. I don't have room for them in
my mind or in my heart, I don't have I
don't have the whatever to deal with them.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
I had to do it because someone stepped up the boundaries.
So I was I was very close friends with this guy,
and Sheldon and I were dating, and at one point
I think he knew Sheldon and I were getting serious,
and so he took it upon himself to tell me
how he felt about me, and write me a letter
and all this stuff. And it got to the point

(15:53):
where I said, we can no longer be friends because
you stepped over that boundary. And Sheldon wasn't comfortable and
I wasn't comfortable. And the saddest part is that we
were so close, we were such good friends, and I
hear that we haven't talked since, but I mean, you know,
he unfortunately did something he probably shouldn't have done.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Wow, that sounds serious. Yeah, what if it's just through
a life of separation. I have a friend who had
a cousin in the family and they haven't seen this
cousin in a long time, and then out of nowhere,
they said, let's call him see if he wants to
come over. And the guy said, you know what, let's
let's just stay away from each other for good. We

(16:33):
really have nothing in common. Oh wow, you could easily
just say no, I'm busy. Yeah you know what I'm saying.
But no, it was like, we have nothing in common.
I really don't have any any room in my heart
or in my head for you. I'm so busy, So
let's not worry about it. Let's just agree to go
separate ways.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I think that would definitely happen.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
We definitely could, and and it is kind of a
clean way of taking care of it, like okay, done.

Speaker 9 (16:57):
It is And I think at certain points in your
life you do have less in common with people that
you had things in common with at one point. If
you have kids and they don't, or if you know
they move and you don't. I mean, there's all kinds
of things that happen in life.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
All right, I have a list of people I want
to do this too, you and none of them are
in this room. You could make a phone call for me.
This is one of those things in life. I mean,
do you really I don't know, do you really want
to cut cut it off cleanly like that? But then
you never have to worry about it again, or you

(17:32):
feel like a schmuck. You're like, man, never mind, I'll
just I'll just run away from them every time they
text me.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Melody, Oh sorry.

Speaker 9 (17:39):
I feel like most of the time it's one person
calling the breaks, not both, not both people.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Probably, Yeah, Melody from Jacksonville to Online twenty you actually
had a friend break up with you? Is that true?

Speaker 5 (17:53):
It is what happened.

Speaker 16 (17:59):
I had a she was a super good friend, and
I just had a span of years where a lot
was going on. My mom passed away. She was there.
I danced in her living room the night before my
mom's funeral. Late, We've had sick kids together, blah blah blah.
But then she was just like, after a while, she
just said, you have too much. And she had smaller

(18:21):
children after you know, she had like another baby, and
so she was just like, I can't do it anymore.
I can't deal with Yeah, she was like, I can't
handle my own stuff, with my own special needs child
and my new baby and yours, and so she was
just like, I just let me have it, let me

(18:44):
sit back and let me deal with my life, and
then when I'm ready, I'll give you a call.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Okay, Well, so question did she did she drop her
other friends? Or was it you in particular, you just
brought too much angst into her life? Or something about
how did she explain that?

Speaker 17 (18:59):
She didn't?

Speaker 16 (19:00):
I just she just she was just like, let she
sent me a text message and she was like, let
me be honest, and so I don't know. I just
so I gave her you know that, I just didn't
respond back. I'm just like, Okay, well if she if
she loves me, like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
It's gonna be weird.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Did that make you feel like like, okay, what did
I It made you start processing it like what did
I do wrong? What's I don't know?

Speaker 21 (19:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (19:24):
Or how can I be a better friend?

Speaker 23 (19:25):
How about that?

Speaker 9 (19:27):
Okay, See it's good that that's how you took it
and you weren't like so pissed off and angry like
if you took it that way and thinking like okay,
maybe I did do something.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yet I have a good self esteem, right, and you
probably have other friends in your circle, so you're fine,
You're good. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 23 (19:44):
I have I have a couple other friends.

Speaker 16 (19:46):
I have purple purposeful friends.

Speaker 23 (19:48):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah, that's very important, and you know, keep in mind
she could be going through something that we just don't understand.
So I don't know, Well, Melody, sorry you got dumped.
It's gonna be okay. But you sound like you're totally fine,
and so I like hearing that in your voice. That's cool,
And thanks for listening to.

Speaker 16 (20:07):
Us, of course I do every morning.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Thank you. Have a good day, you know, because right
now I'm thinking, you know, a lot of us are
coming up of the pandemic. During pandemic, we just shut
it down, right then all of a sudden, all the
pressures are back. The calendar is starting to fill up again.
More people have expectations for us, and we're just accustomed
to sitting on the couch and just being independent, right

(20:30):
and living in our own little bubble on our own
little island. So I have found that since life is
starting to come back, it's a little frustrating and I
don't have I don't have the space in my life
for a lot of the things and a lot of
the people that want that space.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
So this is interesting. Yeah, what's up frog, Elvis?

Speaker 8 (20:49):
Have you ever gotten upset with somebody and said something
that you probably didn't mean? Never, so we all know
the person that I was friends with and I had
a disagreement with her, and I told her, I don't
ever want to talk to you again. That was about
ten years ago. We never spoke again after that conversation. Ever,

(21:11):
she took me up on that offer, and.

Speaker 16 (21:13):
That was it.

Speaker 8 (21:14):
And at that time I meant it, but I didn't
think it was going to go that way, and it did.
And so you got to be careful when you tell somebody, hey,
I'll never want to talk to you again.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
They might take you up on that, So be careful
when you do that.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
I would hope you don't unless you mean it.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, yeah, don't don't. Don't shoot that bullet unless you
want to hit the target.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
I see that, Yeah I did. I don't know. I
just see the beauty in cutting it off clean, cleanly.
If you know that, it's they're not going to serve
any purpose in your life in the future, and you
really aren't going to really want to be there for them.
If God forbid, they do have an issue, right, so
you gotta find a way to let it go before
it gets nasty. Hey, Kristen is online twenty two. I

(21:56):
had to go her separate ways from someone The problem
was it was her name. That's really close to home,
right Kristin.

Speaker 23 (22:04):
A little like right next door. Hi, guys a lot.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
That's got to be very very very very strenuous on
you having a neighbor. You cut off, so things were
just not going like you wanted them to go. As
far as a friendship goes.

Speaker 23 (22:19):
We had just in like a three year history a
couple where she sort of just went off on me
for a different and I'm a very kind person and stuff.
But then one Christmas she left and sort of told
me that and said she had a dog sitter. So

(22:39):
it was over a dog, and I didn't see anyone
go by. So I spent my time just sort of
going over there how to keep her house and making
sure and still didn't see anyone coming by. And then
I confronted her with it. I'm very nicely over text message,

(23:01):
just saying this is this is not acceptable. You know
some people you know, in so many words, you shouldn't
have a dog. So she took offense to that, and
and there it goes, and she told me that, you know,
stay out our business, and she has enough friends, and
I said, cool, I'll put your team your mailbox.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
And that was it.

Speaker 23 (23:24):
It sort of and we, you know, will be out
working in the yard at the same time, sort of,
you know, just ignoring another human person.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, that is somewhat uncomfortable. Yeah, but when when you
have them as a neighbor, that's a whole new concept.
Like wow, but look, you know, you just don't see
eye eye. Just because we're both humans doesn't mean we
hate each other. It's just we're just not supposed to
be around each other. We're not meant to be friends.

(23:58):
And as soon as you can into that fact and
that concept, you're good. Let it go. Like, okay, we
just meant to me. I have one friend from my past.
It's the same thing, Kristin not a neighbor. But we
just agreed. We just we agree that we're never going
to agree on anything. We don't we don't have the
same expectations from life and this and that, so we
just let's just call it today. And actually it was

(24:21):
it was relieving to be able to just let each
other go. I don't know, well, good luck with that.
Either you move or you just see you're out there
gardening every day. What are you gonna do? You know?

Speaker 6 (24:29):
Right?

Speaker 23 (24:30):
But I just I just need to say that that
if anything happened, I would go to a rescue if needed.
I mean, I'm not I'm not that crass.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
But no, I got that, and I would hope that
would be the case with her as well. All Right, Kristin,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 23 (24:44):
Okay, you got it, So that's it.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Wow, you know.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Who I'm talking about. You have that list of one
or more in your life that you just don't want
to deal with anymore. It's it's messy. It can get
messy trying to get rid of them, and there's guilt
and whatever at play, But gosh, don't you deserve to
live cleanly? And I don't have to worry about them anymore.
I don't know. Some people think that's a very cold
way of looking at it. Someone actually sends a text,

(25:10):
what friends don't last forever? I never knew. Well, No,
they don't, No, they don't, they do not.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
They can also do things to mess it up, and
you're like, yep, bye bye.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
All right, this is a heavy conversation. Hope we're not
depressing anyone. Anyone's sad.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
I think we're going to make people make these calls today.
Someone's getting that call this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
At least, at the very least, Dan, you'll re evaluate
your relationship.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
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Speaker 5 (25:44):
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Speaker 24 (26:05):
Elvis d Oran in the Morning Show, Ellis Terram now
mister ran in.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
See, I know Froggie would win a lot of money
at this game because he knows that.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
I love this game. It's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Let's go live to Valdosta, Georgia and talk to Ashley. Ashley,
good morning, Hi, good morning. This game is kind of fantastic.
If you know your music, you can win a lot
of money. Do you know your music pretty well?

Speaker 10 (26:36):
Oh yeah, I want to Garth Brooks off before.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Nice I'm not worthy all right?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
So this is from the first beat. I'm gonna give you,
like just a second or two, the beginning of these songs,
the beginnings of these songs. And you tell me what
songs they are, and you win money. You ready to go.

Speaker 10 (26:58):
Absolutely now you get it wrong.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
You have to give money back. That's right, all right?
Here we go ready, Song number one, Big.

Speaker 20 (27:11):
Butts and I cannot baby.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
You got that?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
See how that works? Are you keeping count.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I'll keep okay, you keep counting.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
You should keep counting because Nate is drunk. Here song
number two. I want to hear it again.

Speaker 19 (27:32):
You're holding or no, no, no, oh your destiny.

Speaker 16 (27:45):
I know it, I know it, you got it.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
You can just keep saying it.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
You're so close. What is the song though? What's the
name of the song though? It's called shut Up and
shut Up and dance. That means you just gave us

(28:12):
ten dollars back? Where we just got ten dollars zero?
You're at zero right now? You just us ten dollars? Actually,
all right, here we go. Here's song number three. Kime
like comebo that Savannah. All right, you have ten dollars

(28:35):
in your pocket. Here we go with song number song
number four. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
There was a song in Elvis's head the other day.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
It was.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
That he didn't know the words.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Come on, Ashley, you can do it. I feel it
still Portugal the man.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Look it's not six. Do you feel it.

Speaker 14 (29:16):
Now?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
You're down to zero again? All right? All right, all right,
come on, we got some more to go. Here we
go you song number five? Oh that seems stop.

Speaker 12 (29:28):
Okay, come on, oh Ricky Martin, Ricky Martin, Okay, you're
ten dollars up.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Here's another one.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, you'll never get this. Yeah yeah. Will Smith Wild
wild West ten dollars away.

Speaker 25 (29:56):
When I wrote with the dude, I'm.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Like, god, I broke play. Should we play this? Or
should live in Levina logan?

Speaker 6 (30:06):
At the same time?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Wow, wows?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
All right, I see you're down to zero again? Right, yeah,
actually you're down to zero again. Here's song number seven.

Speaker 20 (30:19):
Oh buddy once told me where you.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
All star smash Mouse?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
But Danielle, what are you living?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Body wise to.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Videos were like wipe out some body toe? So what
ten dollars?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, ten bucks?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
You got ten bucks? Here we go. Here's the song
number eight.

Speaker 18 (30:46):
Wow.

Speaker 20 (30:48):
Oh oh oh, this is do again.

Speaker 12 (30:56):
I can hear it in my head.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
I don't have the name of it.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
That's Casey and Jojo a My life. So now you're
down to zero.

Speaker 20 (31:08):
Favorite right now?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Here we go song number nine. That's now you're up
ten dollars again. You can one of my favorite songs,
number ten right about now?

Speaker 23 (31:29):
Is it funk show?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
How right about?

Speaker 17 (31:33):
Now?

Speaker 6 (31:34):
This is a tough name.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna give it to you,
Rockefeller Skink. So now you have to twenty bucks. Here
you a song number, song number eleven.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Oh wow, remember that one?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Blind?

Speaker 14 (31:56):
Oh live?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Ye oh wow? Up to thirty books, thirty bucks. Here
we go, here's song number twelve. Oh but a great song.

Speaker 11 (32:13):
One more time?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
You know it?

Speaker 26 (32:18):
This is another.

Speaker 20 (32:20):
Danielle bittersweet symphony.

Speaker 27 (32:23):
Yeah, it's not a roll.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Another great song. Forty dollars. Al right, here's an easy
one for you. What's that?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I don't know that?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
You don't know that?

Speaker 6 (32:43):
You do?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Really?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
You do?

Speaker 21 (32:45):
You do?

Speaker 27 (32:46):
What is it? No?

Speaker 21 (32:49):
I don't?

Speaker 17 (32:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
That's called Billy Billy Jean by Michael Jackson. Hello, are
you gonna?

Speaker 21 (33:03):
You got it?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Right?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
You've done to thirty three thirty buch Here is uh
from the First Beat song number fourteen?

Speaker 11 (33:11):
Oh coolios? Clio's I love that.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
They just appeal how to work the song? Yeah, I
got it.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Good going. So now we're at forty. They all right,
we have one more left. Ashley, You're a forty dollars.
If you get this next one right, we're gonna give
you one hundred dollars as you got it? All right,
you're ready, Here we go.

Speaker 20 (33:40):
Oh that's Whitney Houston.

Speaker 26 (33:42):
I will always love you.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, I'm love you. You just won one. Actually, you
got it. Thank you so much. Oh my god, do
you want to trade that in for what's behind door

(34:04):
number two? Or do you want to keep your hundred dollars?

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Always trade gambler.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Oh no, gambler. Alright, you you almost won a two
hundred and fifty dollars gift card.

Speaker 28 (34:20):
But I'm not a gambler.

Speaker 19 (34:21):
I just said.

Speaker 20 (34:24):
I never said my final answer.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Your final answer was no. Okay, I tell you what.
We love you were going to give you two hundred
and fifty dollars. No, thank you, We.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Love you more.

Speaker 15 (34:39):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Show, question for you, what is your favorite teen show
of all time? They say these are the shows that
probably feature character Betwen ages a protein and Night teens
and they tackle teen issues. Yeah, i'll tell you. Entertainment

(35:06):
Weekly did their fifty best teen shows of all time.
Friday Night Lights was number one. Oh wow, wow, that
was a great show. Of course I was long after
being a teen when I was watching Friday. So I mean, Danielle,
your favorite teen show of all time?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Dawson's Creek.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, and oh my gosh, I was an adult.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
I love that in Felicity who obsessed?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I know, but it's like you were you already had
seven kids by night?

Speaker 6 (35:31):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I don't have I don't have seven kids.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Sorry, you have gone to your favorite teen show?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Oh man, I would have to go with The Fresh
Prince of bel Air.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
So that was in reruns when you were watching Yeah,
it was in reruns.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
And I used to come home from school because I
wasn't allowed to watch TV until I was like fifty,
and I would come home from school and sneak and
watch The Fresh Prince. It was always what.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Was it like growing up in a house where you
were not allowed to watch TV?

Speaker 6 (35:55):
I felt very out of touch about a lot of things,
you know, like kids would be talking about oh did
you see blah blah blah? And I never ever saw
what was going on. I never had any idea what
was happening on, you know, anything cable for sure, because
once I was allowed to watch TV, it was only Network,
and I would go to stores and I would buy
everything or just sit in the magazine section and read
about what was going on, so that I could be
up to date.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
A whole of the world out there that you wanted
to discover. Yes, So when you were finally allowed to
watch TV, did you dive in and not leave your
room for like like three weeks? No?

Speaker 6 (36:24):
I didn't. Once I was actually allowed to watch TV,
there wasn't a ton of stuff that was on that
I thought was all that interesting. And it's kind of
still the same now. I don't watch a ton of TV.
And I know this is going to sound crazy, but
I'm so thankful my parents did it that way because
I felt like I just did a lot more, actually
did more things than stay home and either play a
video game or watch TV.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
What about movies? Did you watch movies?

Speaker 6 (36:47):
I could go to movies with people, but like at home, No,
not really, we didn't. I mean, every now and then
my parents would rent something and I'd try to sneak
and watch it behind them.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Well, there was a time during the earlier days of
our show, I didn't have a TV at all. I
didn't have I remember that, and in the box we
would come into market. We would come into the show
and everyone would be talking about, well, we're a pop
culture show, so we need to talk about the shows.
I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. Well,
last night two and oh, I don't know. Is that

(37:15):
a zip code?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
So, Froggy, what's your favorite team show?

Speaker 8 (37:20):
Oh, totally Saved by the Bell. I watched all the time.
I had to Save by the Bell? Right, what about you?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Scary?

Speaker 4 (37:26):
You just said it, Beverly Hills nine O two one
oh graduate, Yeah, absolutely, Nate, did you have a favorite
teen show?

Speaker 29 (37:33):
Some some teen murder show. No, it wasn't about murder.
It was Charmed you guys, remember charm I had such
a crush.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
On Alyssa Milano and Holly Marie Comb's right. Next show.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Well, the top ten according to Entertainment Weekly. Number one,
like I said, Friday Night Lights. Number two Buffy the
Vanpire Slayer. Number three is the OC number four Beverly
Hills nine O two one O, the fifth teen show
of all time. Favorite on the Entertainment Weekly list was
Freaks and geeksh on NBC, and then Gilmore Girls, My
Soul Called Life and Veronica Mars. Number nine was The

(38:08):
Fresh Prince of bel Air. Number ten was Dawson's Creek.
Nice look at that. Other highlights on the list de Grassy,
Oh yeah, the Next Generation, The Wonder Years, A Different World,
Happy Days. That's an old one. Saved by the Bell.
Glee is on the list too. Nicole on line twenty four,
Let's ask her. I'm just kind of curious, Nicole, your

(38:29):
favorite teen show of all time?

Speaker 30 (38:31):
One Tree Hill?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, One Tree Hill.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh that was a good one too.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
That was Chad Michael Murray right one trio.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah? Did you think he was hot?

Speaker 16 (38:39):
Nicole?

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Is that why you watched?

Speaker 16 (38:41):
Well?

Speaker 30 (38:42):
I actually was a Nate girl, and I'm not sure
of the actor who played him, but I went more
for the dark haired dis Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
But Chad and Michael Murray was that his name?

Speaker 31 (38:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
He was that brooding type. I don't think he ever
smiled one time, totally entire Did you ever see him smile? Nicole,
I don't take us on.

Speaker 11 (39:00):
No.

Speaker 28 (39:00):
He was always posing with his hands kind of like
in his pocket.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, can wondering what he's doing. Hello, thank you for listening.
A guy named James Lafferty played Nate.

Speaker 11 (39:12):
Yes, Yes, Dans Lafferty. So go do you guys?

Speaker 28 (39:17):
You guys are the best.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Thank you very much. Have a great day.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Okay you as well.

Speaker 11 (39:21):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 15 (39:22):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Scary couldn't resisted. This email came in from listener John.
John says, my sister Giovanna loves to prank people and
she kids around all the time. It's finally her turn
to get a taste of her own medicine. Giovanna had
lost her license eight months ago because she was caught
drunk driving, and recently got her license back after taking
a d WI class. Why don't you call her, tell

(39:50):
her you're from the DMV and tell her you don't
have any record of her taking this d WI class,
So it's time to throw her in the clink. And
this comes to us from John. All right, I'm going
to be listening in as Scary calls as a representative
from the DMV. It's time to phone tap John's sister, Giovanna.
Let's listen in.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yes, I'm looking for it. Giovanna, wasn't it? Please?

Speaker 14 (40:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 31 (40:13):
This is her?

Speaker 16 (40:14):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
How are you? Robert Stanley Wayne New Jersey Motor Vehicle Services?

Speaker 27 (40:18):
Oh yeah, is the oathing?

Speaker 9 (40:19):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Are you sitting down?

Speaker 12 (40:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 32 (40:21):
You were arrested for DW I right, and then you
was supposed to take a class I took. Okay, we
gave you your license back, but we don't have any
record of you taking that class.

Speaker 11 (40:32):
This is like an ongoing thing.

Speaker 21 (40:34):
I don't like understand. Like the problem.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
The problem is you didn't take the class. Miss the problem.

Speaker 21 (40:38):
No, I did tate the class. So we already been
fight through all this.

Speaker 32 (40:41):
As of today, your license is officially revoked.

Speaker 21 (40:44):
Listen, I'm not going through this again.

Speaker 11 (40:47):
No, no, no, we're not doing this again.

Speaker 9 (40:49):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 14 (40:50):
No, I mean regardless.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
So if you drive without a license, you're subject to arrest, ma'am.

Speaker 21 (40:56):
Okay, well then you know what, have them arresting?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Have the arresting if you drink the line you do
the time. That's how it goes here.

Speaker 33 (41:02):
Oh really, Oh that's how you're gonna talk to face?

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yes, absolutely, I don't think so.

Speaker 21 (41:05):
So let me talk to someone higher than you, because
obviously you're nobody there.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Okay, miss, why are you coping attitude?

Speaker 11 (41:11):
Because you don't know you don't even know me.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
You know what, it's always you people, you people.

Speaker 21 (41:15):
You know, it's always you people.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
It's always the ones with the vowels at the end
of their names.

Speaker 21 (41:20):
Oh excuse me, who do you think you're talking to
your mother?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
No, you don't talk to me like that.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Miss. I didn't call you to pick a fight this afternoon. Okay,
you know what, why don't we do this?

Speaker 21 (41:28):
Why don't I come up to Wayne Motor Vehicles and
talk to you face to face because I already talk
to you about this like over and over again. And
if you don't have that on record, oh well, not
my problem.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I don't understand where you're coming.

Speaker 11 (41:38):
You probably don't understand anyway.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I'm making a business call this afternoon.

Speaker 21 (41:43):
Give me what you're making. Let me come to someone.

Speaker 34 (41:46):
You excuse you with your teased out hair and your
jersey attitude hair, yeah, and your long fingernails.

Speaker 21 (41:54):
Guess why I'll drive and you won't about it.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I don't see to it. They take you away in handcuffs.

Speaker 21 (42:01):
Yeah, and then I'll shock you all.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Then what oh tough girl here, tough girl.

Speaker 21 (42:06):
That's right. I am a tough girl.

Speaker 28 (42:07):
I'm sorry, I am.

Speaker 32 (42:08):
Your license is revoked. If you want to go ahead
and take a chance, be my guest.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I will and I'll drive right to your house.

Speaker 17 (42:16):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah? How about that?

Speaker 21 (42:18):
How about that? About it?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 11 (42:21):
It?

Speaker 21 (42:21):
Shocked you and your family? And what's up?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
You've got to know what?

Speaker 21 (42:25):
Seriously? Your loser?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I gotta go, Miss Benevento. I'm gonna contact the police
in another minute.

Speaker 11 (42:31):
But you know what, I'll still drive regardless.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
And why quote the police department?

Speaker 21 (42:35):
Quote who you have to call? I'm like to that
stupid IDRC class. Okay, so you know what I'm what
I've been through because you're really taking me off.

Speaker 32 (42:47):
Right now, here comes the world's smallest violin playing for you.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
What were all gotta feel sorry because you fouled up.

Speaker 21 (42:53):
I'm gonna winging motor vehicles right now. I will wait
for you outside.

Speaker 11 (42:57):
Do you know what I want to seek? Your boss?

Speaker 21 (42:58):
Put your boss on the phone.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
I the boss mill.

Speaker 11 (43:01):
They're something there higher than you, Honey.

Speaker 21 (43:03):
There's someone there higher than you.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
The person who's higher than me? Is you game?

Speaker 35 (43:07):
What are you all?

Speaker 21 (43:08):
Po's your freen I'm gonna beat you up.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Give me your last name, Robert Stanley, Come get me.

Speaker 11 (43:13):
I'll find you.

Speaker 21 (43:13):
I'll find you, baby, I'll find you.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Why don't you go put some more hairspray on, honey?

Speaker 7 (43:18):
No, you're probably so ugly.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
You probably look like a dog. Why have your picture
here on your license? And I've seen better heads on lettuce.

Speaker 21 (43:26):
You cannot be serious right now.

Speaker 32 (43:28):
I'm not serious because this is scary Jones and you've
been phone tapped?

Speaker 21 (43:32):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Your brother's on the phone and he put us up
to it.

Speaker 21 (43:36):
Hi, you stupid at I can't believe you just said
that to me.

Speaker 17 (43:41):
I knew right now.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I am shaking.

Speaker 17 (43:43):
I love you.

Speaker 21 (43:44):
I was getting in to my club gog to motor
vehicles right now.

Speaker 7 (43:47):
I'm gonna be Elvis Duran a phone tap.

Speaker 22 (43:50):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 15 (43:54):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show, wellesstor In.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
What you know if I bite the big one. Or
if I kidnapped and never return and you decide to
go clean out my apartment. There's nothing scandalous in my apartment.
Oh good, really nothing.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Where do you keep all your scandalist stuff?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I don't have any scandalous stuff. This is the thing
about guys. You don't understand as women, and I need
for you to understand this. Our scandalous things are connected
to our bodies. Oh you know what I'm saying. All
my toys are right here. I got a toy box.
Some people call them jeans. I call them my toy box.

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Everything I needs right here. So if I do pass away,
or if God forbid something, whatever happens, and you're like, well,
we should probably get over there and clean it out.
No worries.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
This happened to somebody that I knew. So they they
were in charge of a company and they wound up
being in a coma and they had to go through
the person's desk drawer because they had to, you know,
figure out what they could do to keep the company
going right. The scandalous things they found in his drawer, not.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Only that his desk at the office, and how.

Speaker 9 (45:20):
Much money he was stealing from the company and all
kinds of stuff. They said, if he ever awoke from
the koma, there'd be a lot of property.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
He never did.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Okay, yikes, that was crazy.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
That was crazy.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
There's another thing. I'm not stealing from any I don't
have a company to steal from. We steal like toilet
paper from time to time and printing paper. Don't you
have a friend Gandhi whose friends went in to clean
out their parents' house or something. What happened.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
My friend's father passed away not too long ago, and
he finally got around to helping his mom clean out
the house and his dad's stuff, and they found all
kinds of sex toys and foreign and I didn't believe him,
and he sent me photos. It was fabulous, Like what
kinds of things?

Speaker 7 (46:00):
I mean.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
So the porn that he had was like old dad porn.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
So he had magazine was into old dads.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
No, but he had magazines. He had like VHS.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Tapes, oh they used to have yeah, yeah, And.

Speaker 6 (46:12):
He had quite the collection. He was really into a
lot of different people and different kinds of things. He
had some really interesting toys. But my friend said it
actually made him really happy because he said, you know what,
It's great to know that my dad had a human
side of him and was into weird stuff, just like
a lot of people are. So right, it made him laugh.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Okay, there you go. So if I went through your
drawers at home, Danielle, nothing moving. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Sorry, we're gonna have to plant some stuff. We need
to make it interesting.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
There's no need to plant anything.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
Like weapons from World War two.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Uh grenades.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I will tell you something that Nate did yesterday. I
don't get mad and me for telling. Can may I
tell the story? Well, maybe it's better if you tell it.
He was on a zoom call and there was a
there's a bottle of lotion in the background.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
The bedside table.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
No, it was in my office, and it was so embarrassing.
Why is there a lotion in your office because it's
my it's my JO station. Oh my god, Oh my god. Yes,
in your office station. It's not my Every guy has
a station. No, they don't. No, they don't.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Assume it did it when the feeling hit you, I
didn't know you like pulled up at it and it
is in my normal station.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
But it is like, how many stations do you have too?
Where's the other one? I'm not going to tell you. Well,
you've already told us that one. I mean, okay, okay,
you don't have to tell us anything. But so they
were on a zoom call. How many people were in
the zoom fifty exactly? And then a good friend of ours,
I'll call him out. I'll call him out, Joe D.
He goes, is that? Can you get him on the phone. Yeah,

(47:46):
so Jody sent you a text no on the zoom
on the zoom call? What did he say?

Speaker 29 (47:53):
Is that a bottle of lotion behind you? He goes,
I know, it's the lotion from the rock seat. Remember
the whole tell we occasionally stayed out. Oh yeah, because
is that the lotion from the roxy? And I had
nothing to say.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
You didn't have to turn yourself in. It's just lotion.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Motions used for many things.

Speaker 29 (48:11):
Calm on, people, Why does somebody have a lotion next
to their computer?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Because because you get dry and you put.

Speaker 8 (48:18):
Lotion on your there you loasen your hands or your
arms exactly.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
But you went ahead and started admitting, admitting, admitted on
the call and admitting to you.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
Now I feel harassed. Those people feel harassed the call.

Speaker 29 (48:31):
I'm sure this has happened a aa jillion times. Somebody
is doing a call from their JO station.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Can you stop? Can you stop? I gotta be honest
with you. You're kind of grossing me out.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Not everybody has one of those.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I've never had one of those in my whole life.

Speaker 29 (48:46):
Every guy had one, and I love you man, it's
in that movie What Well.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
No, not every man has that. I can't even say.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
So, does your wife know not to go near the station?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
She uses the station occasionally?

Speaker 12 (48:58):
What?

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Right, but she doesn't use it for.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
You know, she doesn't use it for I'm picturing it
like a NASA like home base, like multiple.

Speaker 36 (49:07):
Screens, a lot of joy. It's so towels, towels.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I just can't believe you're admitting this on the show.
What am I gonna do?

Speaker 5 (49:22):
I know all that?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Well, you could have muted edited a little bit. So anyway, man,
So you have the Roxy lotion? Did you hijack that
from the Roxy?

Speaker 6 (49:36):
I just texted my boyfriend to see if he has
a j O station.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
No, humiliated, I don't want to know that he doesn't.

Speaker 8 (49:44):
He doesn't, Okay, No, he doesn't know. Scary doesn't know
what one is? You said you didn't know Scotty B. Okay,
Scotty be of all the people in this room, Scotty
B doesn't have one.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
No, he doesn't.

Speaker 29 (49:53):
Well, yeah, God, listen, I only caught the tail end
of this conversation.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Maybe I don't have one of those.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
No, I don't. We got a problem.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
No, I don't. I mean right.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
Station.

Speaker 29 (50:08):
I'm eating my feelings right now wherever it's not a station.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Come on, like I spent day now he is. The
snack at the station is just mirrors. Well, you know
it's it's I guess it's important to have these conversations.
I just feel kind of it just feels icky talking
about it and having you admit it. Well, listen, I
got called out on the call I had. Do you

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have him on the phone. We need to talk to
boy twenty. Hello, Hello, who is this? J oh Joe?
Hi Joe?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
D Oh, good morning?

Speaker 27 (50:49):
What up?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Maybe maybe we do we wake you?

Speaker 17 (50:52):
Oh no, I'm on the train.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Oh okay, so we all are. So we we're on
the air too. By the way, let's watch watch our language. Hey,
so you were on this zoom call yesterday and fifteen
people on the zoom call, and you noticed that bottle
of lotion behind Nate. Yeah, and then, rather than discreetly
texting him, hey, dude, move that, you actually brought it

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up in front of everyone. Oh no, of course.

Speaker 17 (51:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
I even knew where it came from.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
I knew from the Rocks. Yeah, he missed it. He
hijacked it from the Rocks.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
So yeah, not only does he have dry hands, but
he's feeling.

Speaker 6 (51:33):
Dry hands. Joe says, yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
What question, Joe, what prompted you to like bring it
up in front of everyone? Because did you know? Did
you bring it up as a joke, just saying oh, well,
everyone has lotions sitting around, but he actually admitted to.

Speaker 31 (51:50):
You what I was.

Speaker 23 (51:53):
Yeah, I mean it's it's Nate for starters, So of course.

Speaker 30 (51:56):
I had to bring it up, like, yeah, I'm like, dude, what,
what the hell?

Speaker 18 (52:00):
You've got lotion in your background in your office?

Speaker 29 (52:03):
I didn't move it prior to the call. I normally
do a sweep. I forgot to move it. Like what
else do you have at your station? I'm not going
to tell you. You've told it so much, so fun,
all right, just checking, Joe.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I'm happy. I'm happy that you brought it up and
you you ribbed him a little bit. Ques, he had
multiple kinds of lotion.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
It wasn't just that long, Jude.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
What other hotels are you collected? I had to get
it from my other stage.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Wait, why do have multiple?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
What kind of really dry hands in the winter?

Speaker 6 (52:38):
Okay, is a load for your hands?

Speaker 27 (52:40):
Well?

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, eventually anyway, moving on, moving on, moving on, all right, Joe,
thank you so much. Enjoy your train ride, of course,
all right, take it.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Imagine you take a blue light to that office.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
What's your question? Scary? I just want to know.

Speaker 14 (52:56):
So.

Speaker 34 (52:56):
So, my Millie had a bottle of Jurgons and a
box of tissues next week each other.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Pretty much for her whole life.

Speaker 34 (53:02):
So my thing is, why, if you see that does
your mind auto complete and jump?

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Not with that, Mellie. No, No, If you saw that.

Speaker 34 (53:11):
In Nate's house, does it you any more prone to
think there was something up?

Speaker 6 (53:15):
If I saw it in a single man's house, I'd
be like, I know what's going on in a couple's
house or whole lady?

Speaker 2 (53:23):
And I just I've never heard of the station concept,
like an assigned spot. It's when you when you go
to sell your house. Is that going to be on
the real estate listing. This house features three full baths,
one half bath, and two stations.

Speaker 29 (53:42):
I thought every guy, I'm sorry, I assumed, and we
do that. You make an ass out of you and me.
Every guy had one.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Okay, but look interesting to hear your take on I've
never heard I've never heard in my fifty thousand years
on earth, I've never heard this concept either. I mean,
maybe you want to consider it. It's considerate. What do
you just do that? Okay, I'm not having this conversation
with you or anyone else. You feel free all over
the house.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Did you have to tear your decorator?

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Come over and help you with your j O station?
I probably should have.

Speaker 29 (54:15):
It's not Do you have blinds up like so the
neighbors can't see they're closed?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Oh my god, you want to see I don't do
it in full view?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Right. I don't believe you.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I just gonna move on. I'm gonna move on. I
just learned something we all learned to that we did.

Speaker 14 (54:36):
You know what this is.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
This is a show of discovery, and we've discovered something unique.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
About Do you still use chat roulette?

Speaker 2 (54:43):
I've never used chat roulette. I just want to.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Yes, are you double clicking your mouth shut?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Let's get into the internet is for porky.

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And subscribe Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

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This he is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
If someone asks you out on a date, you're like, oh, yes, score,
I'm going out with him.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Yeah, We've gone to a mbocchi restaurant. I would be okay.
I love hubachi.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
You know I love hbachi. But if it's your first
date and you can't communicate.

Speaker 9 (55:45):
You know what, I think it's a good idea. You
know why, because you can see if he can hang
with other people that he doesn't know, and you see
how he acts in that situation.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I don't even know what sign you are will take
me to a restaurant. We're going to ask you who
you voted for.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Oh no, don't ask me, don't ask anybody.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Then another bad date Chinese buffet, don't do it, don't
do it?

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Other other bad date places, first dates, movies.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I don't think movies is a good first date.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
You can't talk motels.

Speaker 28 (56:13):
Yeah, Hello, Kim, Hello Elvis.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
How's it hanging?

Speaker 23 (56:21):
Hey, it's going good.

Speaker 28 (56:22):
It's going good. So I'm sitting here listening to you
guys and wondering. So whenever I go to Haibachi Grills
and they start throwing the shrimp, I am. I think
I purposely don't catch it because I'm terrified I'm going
to catch it and it's going to go straight down
my throat and I'm going to choke.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
What you duck under the table? What do you do?

Speaker 28 (56:38):
I just I think I kind of like tilt my
head and let it like purposely hit me in the face.

Speaker 23 (56:46):
You do.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I would love to be there for that, Kim. It's
a date you and I were going to Benny Hanna.

Speaker 28 (56:53):
Yes, I would love that.

Speaker 11 (56:55):
I would love that.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
I'm gonna tell the ship throw it right at her
Man good, get that shrimped, I stick in our nose
home all right? Well, no, I guess you know. Look
I'm the same way. You know, I was awful in
Little League as a kid. When I saw that ball
comeing towards my face, I just let it hit it.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Oh yeah, they.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Were slapping balls on my face all the time.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
They feel you.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
But the thing is is, I.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Know I'm terrified. I can't catch, especially with my mouth. Kim,
thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 28 (57:25):
Well really quick. I also wanted to tell you so
my husband is in law enforcement, and so I just
wanted to thank you and everybody else on the show
for always showing your love and support for everybody in
law enforcement.

Speaker 11 (57:36):
I means so much.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Us without doubt. Seriously, we come in here and talk
about throwing shrimp in people's faces. They are autill putting
their lives on the line. We're so this is so insignificant.
That's it.

Speaker 28 (57:48):
It's not we listen to it. We listened to it
separately and then get to talk about talk about your
show together.

Speaker 11 (57:53):
So we love it.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Please tell your husband we said hello and thank you
and thank you because you know what, you're in it too.
You know what you're the husbands and wives and partners
and families of people in law enforcement you are serving
as well, and so thank you so much.

Speaker 28 (58:06):
Yes, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Have a good one you too, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
And where's Lindsay? Oh my gosh, she's been on hold
all this time? Lindsay, Hi, Linda, I feel awful. Are
you crying because I kept you on hold for so long?

Speaker 11 (58:21):
No, I'm very excited to be on the air.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
We're going to switch gears. Okay, So, Lindsey is what
twenty six years old?

Speaker 21 (58:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:32):
And you're moving back in with your parents?

Speaker 11 (58:35):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
First of all, I gotta say I'm jealous. I wish
my parents were still with us. Yeah, I'm ready to
move back.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
I now.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
My mom's been staying with me for like three or
four days, and I told her to move in.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
I said, could you just move in here?

Speaker 10 (58:48):
Please?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
But Lindsay, every story is different. Let me hear yours.
Why are you moving back in with your parents at
twenty six years old?

Speaker 11 (58:54):
So I have a lot of student loans debt, and
if I'm move in with my parents, I can use
the money. I'm sending word to cut faster.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
So you pay off your loans faster.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
It's a good idea to me, So sounds good.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Does anyone object to this? Does anyone think this is
Do any of your friends give you hell because you're
moving back in with your mom and dad?

Speaker 11 (59:13):
Yeah, A lot of my friends tell me that my
sex life will go away.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Okay, Oh no, Now I had lots of sex when
my in my parents' house.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Okay, let's not.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
I mean it was even in their bed, but that's
when they were out of town.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Oh, lindsay, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Don't do so, probably won't do that, But lindsay, now,
do you have the relationship with your parents which will
allow you to maybe spend some nights away from the
house and they'll be okay with that?

Speaker 11 (59:38):
Yeah, I could do that. They probably would have noticed,
to be honest, they go away pretty frequently, and I.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Mean you are twenty six.

Speaker 9 (59:43):
I would think at twenty six they'd be like, you know,
the rules are a little less crazy and strict.

Speaker 11 (59:48):
But there were all over the place that I can
go stay with them and they wouldn't even question it.

Speaker 17 (59:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Right now, speaking of rules, now, have you and your
parents discussed the rules that will still be in play
when you move back in.

Speaker 11 (01:00:00):
No, you have not yet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Do you think that's going to come up?

Speaker 11 (01:00:04):
I hope not.

Speaker 9 (01:00:05):
No, at twenty six, you're gonna give your kid rules.
I mean, I no curfew or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I don't know, but you know, if anyone's living in
your house, I mean there needs to be understanding. Like
roommates at college have rules, and you know, like maybe she.

Speaker 9 (01:00:19):
Can contribute to like the food and the fridge and like,
you know, help with the laundry and stuff like that.

Speaker 11 (01:00:24):
I mean those kind of rules to some shores, you know,
like what's expected of you while you're there, exactly, like
you gotta rub daddy's feet.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
No, No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
So you know, I was reading an article the other
day online about this very topic about people around your
age range who are moving back in with their parents.
It's not unusual at all, and sometimes the parents actually
love it. They love having their kids close. Have you
heard from your parents about whether they're excited about you
coming back or what?

Speaker 11 (01:00:55):
Yeah, my dad's been begging me to do it for
a few months.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense you want me too.
If you can save up and they're gonna let you
do it, you might as well. Why not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Good point, you know, so don't feel like you're doing
something icky or unusual first of all, and secondly, hey,
you're doing it, take advantage of it. And how long
do you think you'll be there?

Speaker 11 (01:01:16):
Probably a year or two?

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
All right, okay, do it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:19):
Save up that money and just remember to help and contribute,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
It's scary. Lived at home until he was twenty six
years old.

Speaker 34 (01:01:26):
Yeah, I did it backwards. I never moved out, and
everybody at nineteen twenty twenty one were like, why don't
you get to your own place? And I'm like, I'm saving,
I'm saving, I'm saving. And yeah, and finally twenty six
I left the nest.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
He went out and bought that shiny BMW.

Speaker 11 (01:01:40):
And now it feels weird to move back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
I know it's got to feel weird. I think you'll
get used to it. And you know what, it's not permanent.
So keep in mind, lindsay, if you get in there
and it's not working out, you can find a way
to move back out. You'll find a way. But you're
gonna be good. Don't don't worry about it.

Speaker 11 (01:01:55):
You there's made me feel so much better about this.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
You're going to be great. We really love it. Fine,
stay in time. If you need something, let us know.

Speaker 11 (01:02:02):
Okay, thank you, all right, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yeah, I'm moving back in. If I could, I would, Yep,
I would.

Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
I miss my mom, And I tell you I wouldn't
have moved out as early as I did, but I
did because of the hours we kept and how far
they had moved, because they moved from the Bronx to upstate.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Plus, you wanted to live in Sin with your boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
I didn't live with him at first. I wasn't living
in Sin with him when I moved out with other men.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
You don't even remember the Williams. Oh my gosh, hello Chelsea,
And that's okay, I'm envious.

Speaker 26 (01:02:29):
Good good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Hi Chelsea. So you moved in with your parents after
you got married and moved back with your parents. What
was that like?

Speaker 26 (01:02:37):
So we actually got married last month and we sold
our house and we moved back in with my mom
last week.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
No, was it a financial thing or what was it?

Speaker 26 (01:02:46):
So we're looking for a new home and the way
things lined up, we needed to sell our house first, yep.
And that home actually ended up frolling through. So now
we're at my mom's. We don't have a new home yet,
so I'm not sure how I'm going to be there.

Speaker 19 (01:03:01):
But she's awesome.

Speaker 26 (01:03:03):
Everything is going okay. We just have two dogs and
she has a dog, so it's been kind of like
a mini zoo.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
All right, So it's like a little circus going on.
But the good news is you you're all living together,
but you all know that you're going to be leaving eventually.

Speaker 26 (01:03:16):
Yeah, yeah, yes, there's an end in sight. But you know,
we feel lucky to have that opportunity for sure. All right,
but I do think eventually I'm going to be like,
oh man, I just.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Want to go Okay, but wait, wait, were there rules
put into place when you guys moved in?

Speaker 26 (01:03:35):
No, no, my mom's thought the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Right, Chelsea. Yeah, well you get out of that house,
move run for your life. Thanks for listening to us. Yeah,
I want to hear about the rules when you move
back in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Can you imagine thou shout not blind sex in my bed?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Yeah? There is that number one. Hi Dori, Hello, allow lady.
So you were forty five and you move back in
with your parents and they gave you all sorts of rules,
like what kind of rules did they give you?

Speaker 35 (01:04:03):
You cannot fall asleep while the TV's on. I was
threatened that if I did it, because I got caught
one time, and if I did, they were going to
take the cable box.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Oh my god, you're forty five years old and they're
taking your TV privileges away from you.

Speaker 35 (01:04:23):
I got busted on the doggy cam because they were
on a cruise and this thing goes and they woke
me up with the doggye cam.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
No wait, now, why is it so bad that you
fall asleep with the TV on? What's the deal there?

Speaker 35 (01:04:39):
It wastes electricity?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
So many people fall asleep with the TV on. A
lot of people can't sleep without the TV being on.

Speaker 35 (01:04:47):
Yeah no, that's a no no.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
But your mom and dad are from they're from that
generation where you know, waste not, want not, And I
get that, nothing wrong with that, but the fact that
they're watching you on a doggye cam. Wait, doesn't the
doggy cam use electricity? Let's unplug that bitch to sing
all that a doggie cam is using? So dorry? How
long do you plan on staying at your parents' place?

Speaker 35 (01:05:07):
Oh no, no, no, no, I'm going. Now, that was just
for a short period.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
But I love the rules.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
The rules.

Speaker 35 (01:05:14):
Oh wait, you cannot use yellow shampoo in the bathtub.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Why can't you use yellow shampoo in your parents' bathtub?

Speaker 35 (01:05:24):
No, it might stay in it. I guess I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
I never really Wow, they got a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
I don't blame you run my life. I will thank
you for listening, Dorry, No problem.

Speaker 35 (01:05:35):
Someday we will.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Someone just send a text. When they moved in with
your parents, they had to get put back on the
chore chart.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Do you get a gold star if you do all.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Your toy and question, Danielle, when you move back in
with your parents, do they make you back up to
the to the wall and put a little pencil above
your head to see how your growth is doing? How
tall you're this you're shorter than you were in high school.
You're going down.

Speaker 34 (01:06:01):
That's when it's time to move out.

Speaker 7 (01:06:05):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
This is.

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
You listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
And of course Danielle Gandhi. We talked for a living. Yeah, yes,
four hours a day. Blah blah blah blah, blah. One day,
I would love to play one of our shows back
in its entirety and count the number of words that
are just wasted words.

Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
Oh, there's well from us or from other people around us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
From us, well, no, don't even start with the people
around us are even worse. But but for instance, you know,
we can get away with saying things that just don't
need to be said. Yeah, for instance, Alex says this thing.
We'll be walking down the street. He'll stop and he'll
hit me on the arm and go hey, and I'll stop.
What He'll He'll ask this question? You want to hear

(01:07:00):
something funny. I'm like, yeah, thinking there's a joke coming,
something funny. I don't tell me a story about something
that happened that day.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
I'm thinking he couldn't he just tell me?

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Couldn't he just say, oh, by the way, x y
Z happened today.

Speaker 34 (01:07:14):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:07:15):
It's also like when people announce that they have a question.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Yeah, have a question, Yeah, just ask the question.

Speaker 9 (01:07:22):
That's right, It's let's economize, Hey can I say something?

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Yeah, just say or to be honest, why do that?

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
I for sure do that.

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
You're normally lying.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I know some people say when you say to be honest.
It truly means you're just getting your thoughts together for you,
what about your what you're about to say? And you
kind of slow down the process by saying, let me
be honest. Or there's another one. There's a million of them.
I mean, just think about all the words we use
that really just don't need to be used.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
I yell at my sister all the time about we
need to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Oh, it not that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
If you need to say something to me, just say it.
You're my sister. We don't this set up a time.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
See, if you say to me we need to talk.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
It's a negative.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
It's it's it's a negative something. It's like a proceed
with caution. If you say we need to talk, that
means you really truly want my one hundred attention.

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
She's just being annoying, I know, she just wants to
drive me nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
What's up? Frog?

Speaker 8 (01:08:19):
Kind of along the same lines as to tell you
the truth, it's like no, no, no, no, tell me a lie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Another one here in the hear in New York. It's
not for nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
Are trying to figure out what that means?

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
It means nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
What about bless her heart or bless your heart.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Well, now that says a lot person. But if someone
looks at me and says, you know what, not for nothing,
I just I'm like, well what but not for nothing?
We mean not for nothing meaning you don't want it
to be nothing, or you do want it to be everything.
I'm trying to figure it out. What's scary.

Speaker 34 (01:08:50):
There's a reason for this because you it's an attention
getter to focus your attention, and you need like a
headline or something to pull you in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
So it's the line that we don't need it. It's
not a headline. The headline is what you're about to say. Yes,
that's the headline.

Speaker 34 (01:09:04):
You don't want to wind up. Sometimes you have pictures
on the mound thing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
You know what, those pictures of the mound that wind up,
they're just a bunch of you know what, They're just
a bunch of attention crappers.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
Fancy dancers is what they are.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
You're a fancy dancer.

Speaker 34 (01:09:18):
You don't crack your knuckles before you want to say something.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
No, your knu You get ready for the moment. For instance,
if you're watching news, for instance, you turn on the
news networks, we're seeing that. For instance, it's like breaking news. Well,
they play it every time they come back from a commercial. Yea,
it's always breaking there. After a while, you're thinking, there's
no breaking news here. It's just the same crap you

(01:09:41):
told me ten minutes ago.

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
Done broke.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
We know breaking news.

Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
Like Nancy Grace a bombshell tonight, like everything was a bombshell.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
I love Nancy bombshale tonight.

Speaker 6 (01:09:53):
That woman is a murderer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Someone just wrote. My father in law always starts off
with I hate to say I hate to say this too.

Speaker 6 (01:10:01):
I hate to say this, but well, don't say it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
You say it anyway, Daniel.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
You don't have to do anything that you hate.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
And if you don't want to say it, if you
hate that you're saying it, then don't say it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Don't say it, don't forget. You're never gonna believe what.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Happened exactly, and I'm gonna look at it. Yeah, you're right,
I don't believe.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
Also, when people follow up a sentence with I'm just
saying I heard you just say it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
But from now on, if anyone says to me you
want to hear something funny, I'm going to say these words.
It better make me laugh. It better make me laugh.
All right, well, just saying that which I didn't, which
I didn't have to say, don't.

Speaker 15 (01:10:39):
Answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Oh, I love a new phone tap, Garrett. What's your
phone tap about today?

Speaker 37 (01:10:46):
Well, Emily wants to play a phone tap on her
boyfriend Drew. Now, Drew placed in order for flowers a
month in advance so that he would definitely have flowers
on Valentine's Day for his girlfriend Emily. So Emily thought
it would be great if she could pretend that the
flowers weren't delivered.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
So that's how we got our phone tap today. All right,
here we go the phone tap.

Speaker 38 (01:11:04):
Hello, I'm looking for Drew please, Yeah, this is true.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Drew.

Speaker 38 (01:11:09):
Hi, my name is Blake from zero Outsush dot com.

Speaker 37 (01:11:11):
I see that you have a few emails that you
sent over and I'm just returning your emails.

Speaker 38 (01:11:15):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 31 (01:11:16):
Yeah, what's going on is the flowers never came. Like
I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on the flowers.
They never showed up, and I spent extra money to
make sure that they were there by nine o'clock this morning.

Speaker 38 (01:11:26):
I'm glad you chose us.

Speaker 31 (01:11:27):
Now I'm not glad I chose you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Dude, I want my money back.

Speaker 37 (01:11:30):
First off, I am very sorry about that. I can
just tell you this folk refund probably not gonna happen.

Speaker 31 (01:11:35):
What do you mean it's not gonna happen. You're gonna
charge you something. Godn't get your fund me every damn set?

Speaker 37 (01:11:40):
All right, just hold on, hold on, hold on one second.
Let me just see what I could do for you
and go from there.

Speaker 27 (01:11:48):
Holiday.

Speaker 38 (01:11:53):
Hey, so I just talked to our manager. This is
what I could do for you.

Speaker 37 (01:11:56):
I can give you ten dollars off your purchase and
put it towards your next order.

Speaker 38 (01:12:00):
So that's what I have.

Speaker 31 (01:12:02):
Are you out in your mind? Who's one hundred and
fifty dollars? They're gonna give me one hundred and fifty dollars?
They're getting me It doesn't make any sense. You're geting
me ten dollars off my next order. There will never
be another.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Order, okay, we'll never use your company.

Speaker 38 (01:12:13):
Well, it's kind of like putting it away in the
savior manager.

Speaker 20 (01:12:15):
Let me talk to your manager and let me talk
to you.

Speaker 31 (01:12:17):
Well know, he is very obviously idiot, and I need
to speak to somebody who is in a higher position
of authority than you, because I want all of.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
My money back.

Speaker 37 (01:12:24):
I could do fifteen dollars and I can call Emily
and say sorry on your behalf and say you know
it's not your fault, it's our fault.

Speaker 31 (01:12:31):
You're not gonna call my girlfriend, man, and you're not
gonna call anybody.

Speaker 27 (01:12:34):
I don't.

Speaker 31 (01:12:34):
I want nothing more to do with you or your company.
Send the flowers and give him my damn money back.

Speaker 38 (01:12:38):
I'll have one of our managers call you back in
a little bit.

Speaker 31 (01:12:41):
On's a little bit, dude, because it took you nine hours.

Speaker 37 (01:12:43):
Oh okay, well, trust me, it's a very hectic day.
You wouldn't put this much pressure on Santa Claus if
kidding me.

Speaker 31 (01:12:49):
Have your manager calling back.

Speaker 33 (01:12:53):
Oh my god, he's splipping out right now.

Speaker 38 (01:12:56):
And you got these flowers, right Emily?

Speaker 33 (01:12:58):
Yeah, no, they're gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
A right, So there's our to do.

Speaker 37 (01:13:00):
We're gonna have you call him back, kind of push
his baton a little bit because I'm sure he's very
upset right now.

Speaker 33 (01:13:04):
All right, yeah, okay, all right, hold on, hello, Hey,
how's it dyllaing?

Speaker 31 (01:13:13):
Oh hey, I just got off the phone with this,
uh the forest, and I'm waiting for damn manager to
call me back. It's really upsetting.

Speaker 26 (01:13:23):
Well, when did you order these flowers?

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
I mean it is it's the busiest day of here.

Speaker 33 (01:13:28):
I mean if you if you ordered them last minute,
then maybe they.

Speaker 31 (01:13:30):
Were just swamped them a month ago.

Speaker 33 (01:13:33):
It's okay, you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
You don't have to lie.

Speaker 33 (01:13:35):
You don't have to make something up about how long
ago you ordered the flowers, Like it's fine. Men don't
think a month ahead for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 35 (01:13:42):
It's okay, I did.

Speaker 31 (01:13:43):
I ordered them a month ago. I can show you
online where are my transactions. I can show you where
are my banking account got charged?

Speaker 33 (01:13:49):
Like okay, okay, well we'll look.

Speaker 21 (01:13:52):
I'm really.

Speaker 31 (01:13:54):
I did everything I was supposed to do. These guys.

Speaker 33 (01:13:56):
You would not believe what people have been saying to
me all day at work, Like everyone's asking secretively, like.

Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
Is everything okay? Is?

Speaker 33 (01:14:04):
Are you and Drew like having a rough patch?

Speaker 31 (01:14:07):
You know?

Speaker 33 (01:14:08):
I and I don't want to explain, like no.

Speaker 21 (01:14:09):
We're fine.

Speaker 33 (01:14:10):
My boyfriend just didn't order the flowers on time, So like.

Speaker 31 (01:14:13):
Are you curious to my ordered them? They didn't call them?
I ordered them.

Speaker 7 (01:14:16):
They didn't ride.

Speaker 33 (01:14:21):
Hey, hey, Drew, just hang on one second. I've got
a call I had to dake, So just one on
one second for me. It's the flower company and they
are calling to apologize to me.

Speaker 17 (01:14:36):
Bitch.

Speaker 11 (01:14:36):
I was told the one uh yeah, yeah, like.

Speaker 31 (01:14:40):
To call you right? No, please, Okay, I.

Speaker 37 (01:14:45):
Am deeply sorry. Again, your boyfriend did have good intentions.
In all fairness, he did order them yesterday, so it
doesn't wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
I didn't order him, didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
I show you what I tell you, Drew.

Speaker 38 (01:14:56):
I I do apologize. I just wanted to do the
right Wait until.

Speaker 33 (01:14:59):
The last It is totally last minute.

Speaker 16 (01:15:02):
Man.

Speaker 31 (01:15:03):
You can look at you can look at my bank
account when I paid for these flowers a month ago.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
It's okay, okay, it's okay.

Speaker 18 (01:15:10):
I think it's okay.

Speaker 31 (01:15:11):
Some sing your story, Drew.

Speaker 37 (01:15:13):
My name is actually Garrett from Elvis starting in the
Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 33 (01:15:19):
Hey see, hard, I got the flowers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Just get phone taps Elvis.

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 22 (01:15:27):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 15 (01:15:31):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
Elvis Duran in the morning showers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Did you know Scary was at Wallbaumbs and his pants
with you duped your clid? You duped yourself at the
grocery store.

Speaker 34 (01:15:55):
I started before that because I had a mister Softy
ice cream shop and my stomach started gurgling.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
I had so hold on that ice cream, I mean
the soft serve ice cream. What's that that chemical they
have in there? It makes people poo themselves.

Speaker 34 (01:16:17):
Finally got to the dingy bathroom inside of Wall Bounds.
Next thing you know, there was no toilet paper. I
had to wipe my butt with my underwear and leave
them in a garbage can.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
And then I've walked away. I have to go home. Ever,
duke yourself callow?

Speaker 21 (01:16:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
By the way, we just ordered some fried trip speaking
of and I keep I can't stop laughing. I'm not
even I'm not even high. I swear to God of
the day.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Is you duped yourself at?

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Call me now if you duke yourself at hold on,
hold on, hello, Sarah, Oh my god, you were so
far upstated all but the capital of our great stity
of New York. So were you at wall Babs? Where
were you when you duke.

Speaker 28 (01:17:15):
I'll never forget it. It was third grade computer lab
and you're playing Oregon Trail and I had to go
so bad, but I was so into the game I
was too afraid to ask go to the bathroom. So
I just I was wearing a denim dress.

Speaker 37 (01:17:29):
I remember it like.

Speaker 28 (01:17:30):
It was yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
So you were so into Oregon Trail, you duked yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
You actually got the dysentery.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
You actually left an entire Oregon Trail. And I love
your wearing a denim dress.

Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
Not a forgiving material.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
I was reading my Dusters. So, Sarah, you were in
high school, right, I mean you pooed your No.

Speaker 28 (01:17:57):
I was in third grade.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
This was last week, Sar.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
I'm gonna be honest. When I was in third grade,
there was no sense invention as a computer. So I
don't I can't really, but you pooed yourself in computer lab.

Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
Computer worse?

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
What happened? He gets worse? What happened?

Speaker 28 (01:18:16):
So the computer lab monitor was this lady. It was
my friend's mom, so she obviously knew I did it
because I didn't tell anybody. And when we got up
and left, we all just got up and left, and
like she obviously had to clean it up, like she
obviously knew I did it, and I had to face
her for the rest of my life. She never said
anything to me, but every time I look at her,

(01:18:38):
I'm like, oh, my gosh, I poop my pant.

Speaker 7 (01:18:43):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
I love a good story of a story of hope.
All right, well, Sarah, thanks for listening, and have a
great day.

Speaker 11 (01:18:49):
Okay, thanks guys, you too.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
I dare you to get Alex on the phone to
tell his poop story. I'm next.

Speaker 9 (01:18:55):
I bet he won't do you a phone.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
I don't have a phone, my phone. I think it's
my bad. I don't know call.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
No need to break.

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
Former host of mine pooped himself, which one Dave cal
while he was on the air. He pooped himself in
a meeting like forty something.

Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
No, I don't want you to call him if you
pooped your pants. And third, that's too average.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
He was grown.

Speaker 6 (01:19:25):
He walked out with paper behind his kaki shorts. And
there was a streak.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Having two kids. And and if anybody else agress if
you had kids.

Speaker 9 (01:19:35):
Sometimes when you laugh, a little upee, So if I
have to throw up.

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
I pay you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
At the same time, it's not peeing, but I.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Get it done.

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
That it's horrible. It's a Pommet's.

Speaker 14 (01:19:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Remember when Graham Norton visited our show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
I think that was scary.

Speaker 7 (01:19:53):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
So Graham Norton, you know, the British, the funny at
hell British talk show host. He came to our show
with an assistant. One of them left their underwear full
of pooh in our trash can I'm thinking it's Graham Norton.
Are you calling Alex? Try to remember his number. Ask
Alex if we can talk about the time heat pooed
in the truck? All right? If again, if you've ever

(01:20:20):
duked yourself? Did you get Alex on? Oh my god,
he's not gonna want to talk to Do you want
to talk about it?

Speaker 27 (01:20:31):
Talk about what?

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Okay? So we went to lunch in Santa Fe. Yeah,
and Alex says, I gotta go home now. I said,
go to the bathroom. There's a bathroom here in the restaurant.
He said, no, all right.

Speaker 27 (01:20:46):
Well, first of well, we're in Santa Fe and the
high altitude messes around with your stomach.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Okay, okay, on everything, Yeah, there is that. Okay, So go.

Speaker 27 (01:20:58):
Ahead, and one thing about me. One thing about me
I've never did number two in a public restroom in
my life.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
But you, but you were in such a bad state
you needed to do number three. So we're one of
our favorite restaurants. And he says, we got to go.

Speaker 27 (01:21:15):
Now now, now, yes, and so we Elvis goes, all right,
let me get the check. We get the check. We
go to Daca and there's never traffic in Santa Fe
and we hit all the traffic there is on the
road and Alex.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Starts cramping in the truck I'm driving.

Speaker 27 (01:21:36):
And then I apologized, and you said, why are you apologize?
And I said, because something's going to happen and I'm
very sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
He duked in the passenger seat.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Apologize, but I will tell you in truck and.

Speaker 27 (01:21:50):
I rolled down the windows.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Can I tell you about the Okay, So our truck
has those seats that during the summer you can push
the blue button and it blows cold air up into
your button. Anyway, go ahead, it's perforated seats. Go ahead.

Speaker 27 (01:22:08):
But then we pull up to the driveway and all
the landscapers are outside and they want to have a
conversation with and I'm like, Elvis, just get out of
the car, go go, move them, go get them somewhere else,
And I'm going to run in the house and and
clean up. Yes, And that's what I did. And then
I came back at and I cleaned the truck.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
When decks the seat with the perforated you know holes.

Speaker 27 (01:22:34):
And then next time we got in the truck, he
peted out the button and there was the smell going.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Yes, I pushed the button that makes the cold air
come out of the seat. Like a week later it
smelled like pooh shot out your charticles are pooing. I
love him.

Speaker 27 (01:22:58):
Did you tell about Uncle Johnny the liquor store?

Speaker 5 (01:23:04):
So we went, why do.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
You guys duke yourself all the time? So we flew
into a Palm Spring. Were in Palm Spring, Yeah, and
we we were into this beautiful house. It used to
be the Frank Sinatra. Frank Sinatra used to live in
this house. I'm like, look, we got to go to
the liquor store. We have no liquor. So we take
Uncle Johnny. Can you get logo Johnny in the phone?
Oh god, we take on good Johnny the liquor store.

(01:23:28):
And he's wearing white pants, right, Alex, He's wearing like
white lemon pants.

Speaker 27 (01:23:31):
Yeah, but commando he doesn't wear.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
He doesn't wear under it. So we're in the liquor store.
It's it's me, Alex. I think whoever reptoll mat or
Jimmy drunk? Jimmy and Uncle Johnny and Uncle Johnny says
to me. Uncle Johnny says, hey, I don't I don't
don't tell anyone. But I shouted, I show it and
it's over and like he's got brown stuff oozing out

(01:23:55):
of his pants. He says, I please, I don't tell.
Don't tell anyways. So you know what I do? Right?
What did I do? Tell everybody? It's like attention on
everyone in the other starts. Johnny just shout at himself,
you got so mad? He got so mad?

Speaker 6 (01:24:11):
Was it coming out the top or his ankle?

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
Yes?

Speaker 27 (01:24:15):
He was wearing a white linen capree pans, and it was.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
We're gonna devote four hours to pooping yourself? What a show?

Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
I think Uncle Johnny's dodging my call.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
I've tried three times.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
What's the what's the text? Scary?

Speaker 34 (01:24:31):
I was wearing a skirt, sitting in front of the
pit at a puddle of mud concert, and I had
too much to try.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Oh my God, don't ever pull yourself out a puddle
of mud concert. Hey, Alex, I'm sorry I left my
phone at home, so you can't text me. But I
love you.

Speaker 27 (01:24:48):
Okay, I'll leave mine too.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
That was a little passive aggressive, Tolly my found table.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Do you need to be more RESPONSI you should never.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Put yourself at a puddle of mud concert.

Speaker 6 (01:25:03):
I think that's a perfect place if you're going to
pull that's it. Confuse people.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
What happened to puddle of mud?

Speaker 7 (01:25:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I think I had one hit called blurry and then
yeah they had one what hit? Oh hit? Let's go
talk to daniel Hi Danielle hi Elba, how's everything in
beautiful Lancaster, Pennsylvania. You know they hated this there when
they and when they put us on.

Speaker 8 (01:25:27):
I love you.

Speaker 10 (01:25:27):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
I love that, Okay. So what happened Danielle?

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
So?

Speaker 20 (01:25:32):
I was living in Texas.

Speaker 39 (01:25:34):
I had a small commute twenty minutes. I drank my
morning coffee driving around, and all of a sudden, I
started feeling cramps.

Speaker 10 (01:25:40):
I'm like, I can.

Speaker 37 (01:25:41):
Make it, got.

Speaker 39 (01:25:43):
Out of the car, started running and I tripped and
when I tripped, I poohed myself.

Speaker 25 (01:25:47):
Oh so, I mean, are you on the ground and yourself?

Speaker 39 (01:26:00):
I mean I'm on the ground crying trying to reach
the door. It was horrible and brought me back to
my childhood.

Speaker 28 (01:26:16):
I said, I was crying.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Danielle, I'm so sorry. I'm
so sorry. Pepsi, I'm a nice cold PEPSI just arrived.
And Duke, thanks for sharing that story of hope.

Speaker 38 (01:26:33):
You guys, we love you more.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
Can we just do.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
An entire show devoted to people pulling yourself? Look, you
know I don't drink carbonated beverages. This pepsi looks so good.
Hold on, Oh no.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
I'm going to create your own story.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Oh that's so good.

Speaker 6 (01:26:59):
Oh do you feel better?

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
I can't believe they pay us to come in and
do this.

Speaker 6 (01:27:10):
They might not anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Hello, Jackie, how are you hi?

Speaker 23 (01:27:14):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Good morning. We're talking about poo and I'm burping out
loud and they paid for this. So what's going on? Jackie?
Tell us your story. You're listening to Q on or two.

Speaker 28 (01:27:25):
I am so.

Speaker 20 (01:27:26):
Today is my birthday and I actually duped myself on
the way to a job interview.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
First of all, happy birthday. So you're going to a
job interview and you duke yourself.

Speaker 20 (01:27:38):
I was on my way, I was walking down the street.

Speaker 23 (01:27:42):
I missed ju justice befort, and I shut myself.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Can we say the word shot? I think I think
the word shat is good. Chat is good.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
So I missed judssed.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
I love that you missed judge. She misjudged a fart.

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
You never trust a fart, never.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
I know.

Speaker 20 (01:28:07):
I called my friend for help and she just dusted
out laughing and she wouldn't stop laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 20 (01:28:14):
Well I over and throw my undermearro away, but it
was all over my skirt. So when I went in
to meet the person I was interviewing with, I had
to like always be facing them so that I.

Speaker 27 (01:28:26):
Didn't turn around.

Speaker 20 (01:28:29):
Did you get it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Did you get the job?

Speaker 28 (01:28:32):
I got the.

Speaker 21 (01:28:35):
Job.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
We love you so much. Thank you for listening, Jackie, Jackie, Right, Jackie.
I have a beautiful day, and let's try to control
hold on a second. Can we get back to the
Puddle of mud concerts? Yes, that was a solid act.

Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
The Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Thank you for being on the Mercedes Benz. There's a
reason they go the extra mile from testing their vehicles
in desert heat and arctic cold to creating AI that
can anticipate your needs and preferences on the road. They
demand every car is worthy of their star because it's Mercedes.

Speaker 7 (01:29:11):
Bend Elvist ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 15 (01:29:21):
Elvis d ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
So let's turn our attention to senior executive producer Straight Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
So, Straight Nate had a conversation that I overheard, and
I just want to tell you, I think you're wrong.
Just because you see something on TV doesn't mean.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
It's easy to do. Is this Tomas thing?

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
Yeah, tell them what you said?

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
Oh well, I.

Speaker 29 (01:29:44):
Just feel I've seen it so much on TV. And
I saw someone riding a horse and I figured that
looks so easy. I feel like I would be really
good at riding a horse. I've seen like Westerns, I've
seen Lord of the Rings they rode horses and that.
I've seen the Kentucky Derby. I just feel like it's
not that hard. No, I'm serious, it doesn't seem that hard.

(01:30:05):
Like you grab the reins and it's like whoa boy,
and they do that clicking thing.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
They're like, yeah, that clicking thing.

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
I don't think it's that hot.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Okay, let me tell you something. It is. There are
many factors. Well, first of all, you need someone who
really understands horses to teach you, and then you can learn.
You also need a great horse that you know. Some
horses you can't learn on. Look. I know because I
ride horses. Wh I used to, but I used to
ride them every day.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
But it was easy, though, wasn't it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:31):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
No, I mean, if if everything lined up and you
had someone there to help you that was really smart,
they can help you figure it out. And then if
you had a great horse that you connected with, then
it's easy.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
But there's like all motions.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Yeah, those planets have to line up. It's not easy.

Speaker 29 (01:30:45):
I just feel like I learned from observation, and I've
seen it on TV so much. I feel like I'd
be really good at and yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
See, think think of it this way. You know my
dog Max. Imagine he was you know, uh, eight feet
tall and you could get on him and ride him.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Do you think that'd be easy because you know him?

Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
Well, I mean I've never seen anybody ride a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
That's the difference.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Well, no, but the.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Thing is they're animals. It isn't like getting on a bicycle.
They're living, breathing animals that react to the things.

Speaker 5 (01:31:15):
The dog might be a challenge, I'll give you that.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
Well, emotions and triggers and things you can't do around them.
Like every horse has a different personality. You gotta be careful.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Yeah, someone just sent a text. I've had horses for
fifteen years. Haha, Nate, you're funny.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
I mean they do it on beaches in like Costa Rica.
It's not that hard.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
I've never so those horses are trained and they are gentle.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
I didn't even I stand by my comment.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Okay, okay, So the point is this not just specifically horses.
You we all think that we see something on TV
and it's easy. It's not like a Gandhi for instance.

Speaker 6 (01:31:50):
What do you have, Oh, I'm possible I could commit
the perfect murder and know whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Now, what have you learned off TV, SUV or whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
It's you. What have you learned on TV that makes
you think you could commit the perfect murder?

Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
It looks easy.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
So it looks easy, but I feel like they're the
key to the perfect murder is doing it by yourself.
You cannot involve one other person. You can't talk about it,
you can't write about it, you can't text about it.
Careful with your Google searches. You just have to like
really commit and be all in and buy yourself and
then you know what, maybe you wear shoes that are
the wrong size. Maybe because if they're looking for footprints

(01:32:31):
and they're like, oh, this killer was a size twelve,
ha ha, Sorry I'm a six.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
You're a six. By the way, if.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
The shoe doesn't fit, you must question.

Speaker 6 (01:32:41):
Yeah, exactly I would be able to do it. I
wouldn't do it, but it's just a skill I have,
so people shouldn't mess with me. I want to put
that out there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
What about you, Daniel, What have you seen on TV
that makes you feel like you could do it? Because
it looks so easy.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
There is the zombie Apocalypse. I am so going to survive.

Speaker 9 (01:32:56):
Okay, that has taught me everything I need to know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Like what, like, give me a pull of examples of
how you think you survived.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
You have to hit them in the head so that
they'll die. You gotta do that.

Speaker 9 (01:33:06):
So you have to always have your weapon on you
and at all times so you're ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
You put the zombie blood.

Speaker 9 (01:33:12):
On your body, so that then when they smell you,
they smell themselves and they don't smell humans, so they
think that you're one of them, so you can walk
by their side. Brody, right, you can totally Brodie and
I together, we're getting through a zombie Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
So you gotta keep in mind. But you are learning
all these things from people who are writing a TV show.

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
What do they know about us?

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
They no does the research?

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Okay me, I think after watching this show I watch
all the time. I forgot the name of it, I
think I could really truly build a Blue Ribbon Award
winning treehouse. I really do. I think I have what
it takes. I've been watching that Treehouse Masters. What's it called.

(01:33:55):
I don't know, I've been watching. Yeah, yes, I've been
watching it enough. I think I could actually engineering the
right materials. I think I could build a treehouse.

Speaker 9 (01:34:05):
How many treehouses have running water so that you can
totally live there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Now, I'm gonna start with just a basic treehouse, but
I'll have I'll have a rope on a bucket to
bring the water up. Okay, That's what I'm gonna Hell,
I'm gonna have all right, let's go talk to Gina
online twenty four. What have you learned from TV? They
make it look so easy?

Speaker 16 (01:34:24):
I think that I can dance?

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Okay, so talk about it? What show of There are
several dancing shows. Which one did you watch that made
you feel like you could learn how to dance easily?

Speaker 21 (01:34:34):
Any show?

Speaker 11 (01:34:35):
Any show where someone hears some hip hop music they
start waving.

Speaker 30 (01:34:38):
Their arms and I like to think that I can
do it as well.

Speaker 35 (01:34:42):
Let me tell you I cannot.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
But they make it look easy, is what you're saying.

Speaker 28 (01:34:48):
Absolutely, they're just moving their arms to the rhythm.

Speaker 30 (01:34:52):
I cannot.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
I'm just fturing waving their arms in the AIRCT there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Okay, So Gina, let me ask you this now, what
about riding a horse? You see people riding horses on
TV all the time. Do you think you could easily
ride a horse like like Nate thinks? No, I do not.
You're smart.

Speaker 6 (01:35:09):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
It's not easy. It's not that they make it look easy,
but it's not all right, Gina, Thank you? You go
daanse like a badass, and thanks for listening to us.
A line twenty three is Susie, Hi, Susie, So your
what's your thirteen year old's name cal Caitlyn. So Kaitlyn's
been watching TV and it's been watching these uh these shows,
these drama shows, and now Caitlyn believes she can perform

(01:35:32):
what a thor economy? Economy?

Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
The heck is that?

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Yeah? What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
I think? Is it?

Speaker 31 (01:35:38):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
This?

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Is it the same as a what is it?

Speaker 10 (01:35:42):
That's where they put they cut open your throat and
put the tube in so you can breathe.

Speaker 9 (01:35:47):
Oh like step you with the song trachy otus trichyonomy
kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
All you do is just take a big pen and
just prove.

Speaker 6 (01:35:55):
Oh yeah, looks so easy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Next time I see someone choking, I'm just gonna go
I don't throw a hole in their throat?

Speaker 5 (01:36:03):
Is well, they make it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
I'm skipped the Heimleight, just go right for the just
go right for the hole in the throat. You know,
they make it seem like that's what you should do.
I'm maybe that really isn't what we should do. I
think you tell Caitlin to keep her keep her her
sharp objects away from us.

Speaker 6 (01:36:22):
Us cough as she like stamps you in the throat
with a pen.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
Oh my gosh, thank you very much. Uh, Froggy, what
about you? What could you do? It looks so easy
on TV.

Speaker 8 (01:36:31):
I'm convinced I could be an NFL quarterback. I see
them miss so many time out, they missed so many
open receivers. I'm like, dude, I could have thrown that.
I'm like, I mean, some of some of these guys
are bad.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
Okay, maybe it look really easy.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
You watch the film review, I'm like, that guy was
right open.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
I could have right, it's scary. What about you? I
could be a Michelin star chef and just by because
I watched so much Food Network.

Speaker 34 (01:36:57):
If you give me the same equipment that they have
and the same quality food, all I gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Do is And you think you could do that? Andrew
on Line seven calling in, Hey Andrew, how are you good?
How about you?

Speaker 31 (01:37:09):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
Doing very well?

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
And good morning? It looks so easy on TV? You
think you could do it? What is it?

Speaker 31 (01:37:14):
I think I could be a morning show host after
hearing you guys every single morning.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Hang up on him, they come on there. You know
what I'm about to say. You know, I'll tell you
you most likely could. That's why you've got to leave.
That's why we have to leave. You now, Andrew, anyone
could do this, anyone. Finally we talked to Marisol. Hey, Marisol,
what could you do after watching it on TV?

Speaker 7 (01:37:38):
Hey?

Speaker 30 (01:37:41):
Anything on HGTV. I'm almost not allowed to watch it
because my husband gets home and I have a new
project every day.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
He's afraid you're going to rebuild the garage or something.

Speaker 21 (01:37:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 30 (01:37:51):
I'm always trying something new, and then he's stuck finishing
it up because I can't even figure it out.

Speaker 6 (01:37:56):
I forget that they have a yeah.

Speaker 30 (01:37:59):
You know, the sleet market, Slip or Joanna. They don't
show the hundreds of people that they have help them
because they.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Do, because they do it all on their own. It's
the magic your TV. All right, Marisol, thank you very much.
You know what I learned about watching the Gains from
a flip flipping or flipper which the name in the
house House. Yeah, it's about the world of ship lap Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:38:24):
Yeah, you could take a ship lap class at home
depot if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I didn't know ship flip. I didn't know what it was.
When they first started talking about I'm like, what did
they just say? They just said the word anyway, uh
an e R. Doctor just said, you really shouldn't stick
a big pen in someone's throat. Okay, really really, thanks
for the text.

Speaker 24 (01:38:44):
Elvis Dan Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
So I found this online yesterday. There's a list out
of personality traits people wish they developed earlier in their lives,
and I thought I thought it was kind of cool.
I mean, look, if you want to look to people
with experience in life, ask them questions about how they
wish they could have done it to make it life better,

(01:39:13):
we should listen to them, right.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
Number one the ability to not take things personally and
be willing to be indifferent.

Speaker 6 (01:39:21):
God, that's an important one. If someone figures it out.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Holler yeah, let me know.

Speaker 7 (01:39:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
But yeah, to let things roll off your back. You
know what I'm saying, don't take things personally. Being firm
like firm in boundaries, asking for things you want things
you need, not like holding back if you need help
with something, you asked for it. Right. Decisiveness the ability

(01:39:48):
to just make a decision and stick with it. Yeah,
by the way, I'm flunking this test.

Speaker 6 (01:39:56):
That's difficult. Even when it comes to hey, what do
you want to eat? Tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:39:59):
I've probably wasted days of my life on the I
don't know what to eat thing, just scrolling through exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
At dinner last night, I asked Alex like fourteen times,
like should I get the He's like, I don't know,
just order whatever, got it? So yeah, these are the
personality traits people developed later in life they wish they
had done sooner. The ability to make, the ability to
take criticism and feedback in the spirit in which it
was given.

Speaker 6 (01:40:25):
Yes, mm hmm. I mean, how are you gonna learn
to grow if you can't take that criticism. But every
now and then it's like shut up. I don't want
to hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
I know, but it needs to be in the spirit
of helpfulness. I mean, we have so many people texting
and every day it's just people farting online.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
You gotta be nice about it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
I mean, come on, choosing to ignore dumb people instead
of arguing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (01:40:50):
I feel like that's with the negativity stuff, Like you
just just ignore the negative stuff if we can.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
It's so hard, but it's like it is, and like,
the dumber the comment, the more you just want to
be like, that's dumb. But then you realize, no, I'm
fighting with somebody who's saying something dumb. People may not
be able to tell the difference. Leave it alone.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
There you go, believing in your own assessment of people
and not that made by others. Yeah, you can tell
me what you think about someone, but maybe I should
be the one who judges them. Giving people the benefit
of the doubt. No one is trying to make your
life harder. They're just trying to do things for themselves.
So don't take things to heart. Be kind to others.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
And finally, the personality personality trait people developed later in
life they wish they had done sooner, The ability to
tell yourself to shut up when you start overthinking.

Speaker 9 (01:41:45):
Oh my gosh, that would be amazing, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Well, yeah, but you know overthinking it is not to
be taken lightly. I mean overthinking it can lead to
insane insanity, I think, yeah, No, I mean mental health.
God hinges on how you analyze things, and you internalize
things and we overthink things. You could end up dead. Really,

(01:42:09):
it could take your life.

Speaker 6 (01:42:10):
Yep, without a doubt. The whole paralysis by analysis thing
is so true, where you just get frozen. If you overthink,
you will come up with all of the reasons why
you shouldn't do something, or you shouldn't take that risk,
you shouldn't feel happy. No, just go with the first feeling.

Speaker 9 (01:42:24):
And you know, our friends at Happy Jack, we always
talk about the clothing line. Their whole new clothing line
is all about overthinking and stop overthinking because exactly that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
What it does to your mental state is terrible. It
can cause so many problems. So we need to all
stop doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
Without doubt. You need to take care of yourself, and
one way to do it is stop overthinking. And then
an entire list. I feel awful because look, I'm the
oldest one on the show and I have not mastered
any of it.

Speaker 9 (01:42:54):
Maybe one of them, if you could show me someone
who has mastered all of those I called be Itwhere.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
Do we wake up every morning and read this list?

Speaker 6 (01:43:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:43:05):
And all right, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Phone tap, Dear Elvis, I want to phone tap my wife.
This comes from John. John's wife was born in Europe,
a very old school European. She despises telemarketers, especially when
they bother her at work. This is the perfect opportunity
for mister Michael Oppenheimer, her coworker and boss will flip
out too, phone tap all of them.

Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
All right, John, We're gonna phone tap your wife, Scary Jones.
Is mister Michael Oppenheimer calling John's wife, her coworker, and
her boss. Let's listen into quite the obnoxious phone tap.

Speaker 13 (01:43:46):
Good morning, Oh yes, good morning. This is mister Michael
Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today?

Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
Many?

Speaker 21 (01:43:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:43:53):
We have some discounted candy here at prices that you
just cannot believe.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
Are somebody else because.

Speaker 13 (01:43:59):
We're not entering receivings of thirty three percent.

Speaker 21 (01:44:02):
Sir, we're not interest.

Speaker 5 (01:44:06):
Good morning.

Speaker 13 (01:44:07):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
I'm in the middle of a meeting.

Speaker 13 (01:44:12):
If you don't mind, we have the Valentine Giant hart
Pez dispenser.

Speaker 9 (01:44:16):
All right, thank you, sir, but I'm not interested in
the middle of a meeting.

Speaker 13 (01:44:19):
Like I just said, Just imagine the smile on his
face when he opens that up.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Do you understand English?

Speaker 13 (01:44:24):
I understand, but do you understand this item? Was just
twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
Good morning.

Speaker 13 (01:44:30):
Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Glory.

Speaker 17 (01:44:33):
Gain.

Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
Now are you not? Oh no, ma'am, yes you are.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Do you stop lasting us?

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
I'm not harassing Ivy.

Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
You are no, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
Ivy, Yeah you are.

Speaker 35 (01:44:43):
This is a place of business.

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
I'd like to say, and we have our phone open
to our customers. Understand not what people like you?

Speaker 13 (01:44:50):
May I send you something through email?

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
No, don't you understand the world?

Speaker 27 (01:44:54):
N Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:44:57):
Hello, this is Michael Oppeheimer going on Star. It does
sound like you're coming around.

Speaker 5 (01:45:03):
I don't want candy.

Speaker 7 (01:45:04):
I didn't sign up with anything. What the problem?

Speaker 16 (01:45:07):
Star?

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
It's our discount sale, our after discount sale candy that's
going out of stocks until Why you won't be able
to get the Jelly Belly box until next season.

Speaker 40 (01:45:19):
I don't Why.

Speaker 41 (01:45:21):
Don't make me not good.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
I'm not making you nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Quite apply.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
The sugar free chocolate turtles are for diabetics if you
don't like sugar in your diet.

Speaker 13 (01:45:29):
Ma'am. Hello, Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with
Valentine's Galore.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
How are you doing today, Sarah?

Speaker 16 (01:45:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 40 (01:45:38):
What anyone from this later and from this ma'am uh,
sit yourself. I'll leave this company on this pit belong, oh,
I connect.

Speaker 41 (01:45:47):
You with the operetta.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
I have you arrest surface.

Speaker 41 (01:45:50):
Could be the last time you callier under start.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
I got the tub of sweethearts available.

Speaker 41 (01:45:55):
To sell off A don't call back.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
How about some Valentine Lolly cards?

Speaker 40 (01:45:59):
Why don't just stick the candice up here?

Speaker 16 (01:46:02):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:46:02):
Then I wouldn't be able to taste it, sir, you.

Speaker 40 (01:46:04):
Must be the blunkey or crazy. This is my company. Yes,
for business and share Manilanio.

Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
Go yourself the Valentine giant heart pez dispenser. Don't you
need one of those?

Speaker 41 (01:46:17):
I don't give it for you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
I just go to hell. I got the want of Valentine.

Speaker 41 (01:46:22):
I don't care what you are looking. Stick them up
here from bar to me. I wish I haven't one
front to me, and I can't stick your so bad
soap you in the figures. Now them buster, you're the
folt to be six foot down.

Speaker 13 (01:46:39):
Wait a second, we have this SpongeBob Krabby Patty's candy
card kid for forty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
Now just three forty nine.

Speaker 41 (01:46:45):
If you are the most burst big bust I ever
say in my life by the people, go by the
your ma.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
Bar, which credit card would you le?

Speaker 41 (01:46:55):
I don't give it what you are go ask Tomato
for the credit cards.

Speaker 2 (01:46:59):
Bust I would like to send you literally.

Speaker 27 (01:47:03):
To me.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
Oh, can I have just another minute of your time now?
But I just have to let you know I.

Speaker 4 (01:47:13):
Don't want to sell you candy because this is just
a phone tap. It's actually scary Jones Melvisterran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
You got phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
I can't believe it.

Speaker 7 (01:47:31):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 22 (01:47:34):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 15 (01:47:38):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:47:52):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
Do we want to talk about mic roteating?

Speaker 6 (01:47:59):
Oh yeah, oh?

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
Why excited about micro cheating? Well?

Speaker 6 (01:48:03):
I heard just one of them, and I was very
intrigued by it. And now I wonder if I, in
fact am a micro cheater, or of all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
What is the definition of micro cheating?

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
Little things you can do that some would assume are cheating.

Speaker 6 (01:48:17):
Okay, okay, right?

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
Is that good?

Speaker 19 (01:48:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:48:20):
Because I think a lot of stuff I would just
think is friendly interaction. But maybe it's not. Maybe it's
more than that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:48:25):
We'll talk about touching.

Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
Okay, here, shoving your.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
Tongue in their mouth?

Speaker 5 (01:48:28):
I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:48:29):
Micro cheating Actually was that buzzy word back in like
twenty eighteen. I mean, it's been around for a while,
not new.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
It's a series of seemingly small actions that indicate a
person is emotionally or physically focused on someone outside their relationship. Okay, yep,
that's a clearer understanding, at least, what this definition is
signs you are a micro cheater. According to this article
I'm reading from wherever you save the number of a person.

Speaker 5 (01:49:02):
With a name.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
Of the opposite sex that they are so your partner
doesn't get curious if the calls or texts come.

Speaker 6 (01:49:10):
In, that's okay, super scandalous.

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
That's a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
That's a problem.

Speaker 6 (01:49:15):
Or you say it was like the pizza place. Why
is Domino's calling all the time?

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
You're hungry?

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Before? You might have done that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
Yeah, prior to this relationship.

Speaker 6 (01:49:26):
Yes, okay, all right, well look at you.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
So if I was micro cheating on Alex, I would
have a call from Doris.

Speaker 6 (01:49:33):
Right, If you're not actually going down that path with someone,
though sometimes I understand why somebody might do that because, okay,
so a lot of people in relationships are jealous of
friends of the opposite sex, and that's it. You're just friends.
But you don't want to tell your friend, I can't
talk to you because my boyfriend or husband is jealous,
so you save their name is something else, and then
it's just not a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
Okay, Well I see your point there, because I can
then say I can imagine some cases of like crocheting
just to keep out of hot water. Right, I know,
I know, Danielle, I can see you judging me over there.

Speaker 7 (01:50:07):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
I'm not judging. I just think that that's just a
problem really waiting to happen.

Speaker 5 (01:50:10):
It is a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
It's a problem that I have to be dishonest.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
You made me.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
All right, Mike. Crocheting. Uh, you are always following complimenting
some people on social media even if your partner doesn't
like that. Well, okay, that's your problem that you don't
like me cheating at parties. You love to flirt even
if your partner's with you.

Speaker 9 (01:50:38):
Oh, I have a friend who does that all the time,
and one day her husband walked out of the party.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
She was like. He was like, I'm not doing this
anymore and walk right out.

Speaker 6 (01:50:46):
It was crazy. See. I think that one can get
confusing too, because I think a lot of people think
I'm flirting with them when I'm not. I've said this before.
If you think I'm flirting, I promise I'm not. If
you think I'm a weirdo and can't speak to you,
that's me trying to flirt.

Speaker 2 (01:50:59):
Okay, got it? Yeah, duly noted. Micro cheating could be
you have a really close friend, let's say from college,
whom your partner has never met, but you're still really
good friends with them, so you still communicate with them,
but you really haven't introduced them to your friendship. I
don't know. It depends on the location and I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:51:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:51:17):
I don't know about this. Listen, now, I feel like
I'm being targeted.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
Here's what I this is a weird one. The moment
you're introduced to a good looking person, so when you're
attracted to you want a selfie with them. That's just
I find that just kind of creepy. Yeah, it's not
even flirting. It's like I like a touch you very weird.
If I put my contact fight signed, your partner could

(01:51:44):
be micro cheating. They are suspiciously protective of their phone.

Speaker 6 (01:51:48):
Yeah, mm hm, I get that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:51:52):
I think they're just doing other things too, the stuff
they shouldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:51:56):
Yeah, you don't need to see my search issuy?

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
Though they follow your Do they follow their ex partners
on social media?

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
No? I mean I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
It depends. I mean, if you have kids in common
or you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:08):
Have you know, I mean, there's okay. They bring up
their ex partner in a conversation more than a normal
amount everything.

Speaker 6 (01:52:17):
That's kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (01:52:19):
They bring up their ex partner while you're.

Speaker 5 (01:52:20):
Having sex, very weird.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
They yell out their name, they dragged them into the room.
Their profiles on dating apps still exist, Oh for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:52:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, that is a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
That's a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
They prefer to going events alone. I don't know, that's suspicious.
They're always smiling at their phones, not sharing what they're
looking at. What do you like? What are you look
at it?

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
What's so funny?

Speaker 5 (01:52:49):
What's so funny?

Speaker 2 (01:52:50):
By's your hand on your pants? Always smiling your phone?
Is that sharing what they're looking at it?

Speaker 10 (01:52:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 34 (01:52:56):
Because a lot of times people send you memes or
things in a group chat, and then things are funny
and they may not like that sense of humor, but
I do so a lot of times. I laugh when
I stare at my phone and it means nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
Why no? But if someone said, hey, what are you
laughing at? And you go, oh, nothing, maybe it's something, uh,
you know, sexual or something.

Speaker 6 (01:53:15):
Okay, all right, all right, okay, can we go back
to the one right before that?

Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
First? I think they prefer going to events alone.

Speaker 6 (01:53:20):
Yes, okay, we have a lot of events, We attend
a lot of stuff. Our significant others might not want
to go all the time. So isn't it just kind
of nicer? I feel like you don't have to I
got this.

Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
You prefer to go alone?

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
Yeah, if they want to go and you tell them yeah,
oh yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:53:32):
That's different.

Speaker 3 (01:53:33):
I don't really want I don't need.

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
You there because I can't flirt with Chuck exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
Why don't you stay home tonight? Well, I mean why
take sand to the beach? I mean, no, you don't
want to go to this? Do you always make an
effort to look nice if you know you're going to
run into a certain person?

Speaker 1 (01:53:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
Part noises ever sent your ex a message reminding them
of a good memory you share. Uh, this has happened
to me recently. Well, I received a photo of us
years ago from a great night out with no explanation.
Here it is to me. I don't find it micro cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:54:15):
They didn't say anything else, just a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
I don't I didn't see I don't find it as
if he at all.

Speaker 5 (01:54:24):
I don't know what would they.

Speaker 6 (01:54:26):
Have said with it, Danielle, to make it okay, because
you seem suspicious of that.

Speaker 9 (01:54:29):
So if a picture pops up, which it does all
the time on our memory, right, if it popped up
and it brought back a good memory or funny memory,
and you send it to something you go, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
My gosh, just this popped up? You remember this? How funny?
Something like that, Like it's that's to me a little innocent,
and it's not like.

Speaker 14 (01:54:45):
We had after.

Speaker 2 (01:54:49):
It's a photo of you banging it up.

Speaker 8 (01:54:51):
I threw you down in the elevator on the way
to the hotel room.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
That's not a good one, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
So okay, now we have people texting you going okay,
you totally convinced me that I'm a micro cheater. I don't.
I don't want to. I'm not saying we're I want
to do that. I'm not trying to accuse anyone of anything, right.

Speaker 6 (01:55:04):
This is someone else's list.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
We're disregarding something exactly. But you know what it does
make you think, Okay, what thing am I doing that
could be assumed to be micro cheating?

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:55:16):
Man, I think I'm doing a lot like what I mean,
going to places alone, enjoying that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
You know, but if Brandon wanted to come, you would
take him with you?

Speaker 6 (01:55:26):
I would that's different.

Speaker 2 (01:55:27):
Well, yeah, I don't know, I know, I don't really
know where to go with this other than shame on
all of us.

Speaker 18 (01:55:35):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:55:35):
I think the micro cheating is or whatever, macro cheating.
That's what you should worry about's treating. Yeah, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Feel like some of those were macros and not micro What.

Speaker 2 (01:55:43):
Was the macro that was the first one you said?

Speaker 42 (01:55:47):
Yeah, I mean, come on, macro Okay, But seeing even that,
I think I would disagree with that being macro only
because again, if you have a just a friend of
the is it sex and that person's like no, you
can't talk to them.

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
Well, that's a problem then in your.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Relationship relationship foundational. Yeah, Bill, how are you doing?

Speaker 14 (01:56:08):
Oh, good morning, Hello lady.

Speaker 2 (01:56:10):
Well hallad. So, after us reading this list, which is
not our list, by the way, you are now convinced
that you are a micro cheater, which is silly.

Speaker 14 (01:56:18):
God.

Speaker 18 (01:56:19):
I'm listening to this list and every little that I
get called out for.

Speaker 14 (01:56:26):
Oh what are you laughing at?

Speaker 28 (01:56:27):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:56:28):
He's texting you? Oh why is something like? You know,
why can't I just have the password to your phone?
I actually I never realized. I was like, I'm totally
a micro cheater.

Speaker 14 (01:56:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:56:39):
Well see look, look, no one here wants to make
you feel as if you are anything less than the
person you you want to be or are, So keep
that in mind. And this is a list that we
found elsewhere. I'm just trying to justify my way out
of this. Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:56:54):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:56:54):
Do you find that maybe you're in a relationship where
you you do have to walk on eggshells sometimes because
they're very suspicious.

Speaker 18 (01:57:05):
Well, I guess I could say my wife would agree
with that.

Speaker 14 (01:57:09):
Yes, I do have to walk on eggs shells.

Speaker 2 (01:57:12):
Okay, your wife is dictating that you're walking on eggs shells.
That's a really bad sign.

Speaker 1 (01:57:16):
You walk now.

Speaker 18 (01:57:19):
So it's actually a constant argument of passwords, So like,
why can't I have your password?

Speaker 14 (01:57:25):
Why can't I have this? And I and my excuse
all the time is because.

Speaker 18 (01:57:28):
Her phone gets hacked all the time. I always got
to Oh I had to change my credit card number.
Oh I had to change my login for this because
somebody did something with this. Oh, somebody spent the thousand
dollars on this. I was like, no, I don't want
to give you any of my passwords because you obviously
can't do it. But it is a cost of contention.

Speaker 14 (01:57:45):
It does.

Speaker 18 (01:57:46):
And it's like hearing this list, there's like the list
kind of goes on.

Speaker 14 (01:57:50):
Now I'm like, oh my god, maybe I really am.

Speaker 2 (01:57:53):
Hey, So Bill, if you're in a relationship and one
member of that relationship is a little more sensitive than you,
I mean with trust issues, right, they're there. Either you
can play into that and go, okay, I need to
just fly straight because I don't want to mess up

(01:58:13):
with this relationship. I love it, Or you feel like
maybe it's unfair that you have to walk on eggshells.
Sometimes I'm not saying this is only about you, it's
about almost everyone listening or a lot of people, you know,
I do.

Speaker 18 (01:58:26):
Also, you know, it's a given a take. I think
it is unfair that I have to do that. But
I also can understand, you know, where she's coming from,
because yes, you know, you're supposed to be able to
share everything and you know all that jazz that goes
with it.

Speaker 14 (01:58:41):
But at the same time, like, I kind of like
my privacy.

Speaker 18 (01:58:44):
I mean, like I've never changed in the last ten
fifteen years, and.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
There's nothing wrong with one. There's nothing wrong with wanting
and knowing that you deserve privacy.

Speaker 5 (01:58:52):
I think that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
I mean, look, if if I'm thinking about Alex has
every he has every password, almost everything I have because
I only have one, it goes to everything. I'm kidding,
I've dozens.

Speaker 3 (01:59:06):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:59:07):
You know, I don't know. But do I have every
password of his? No?

Speaker 5 (01:59:12):
No, I don't.

Speaker 18 (01:59:13):
Well the password is it actually comes up very often
at least I would say, you know, three four times
a month.

Speaker 14 (01:59:19):
You know that is a common thing, and.

Speaker 18 (01:59:21):
It's really because you just you have you can't manage
any of your passwords.

Speaker 14 (01:59:25):
You can't you write them down, you leave them out
in the open.

Speaker 18 (01:59:28):
And I get so like frustrated with that, and so
I'm like, am I a micro cheater or do I
just really value my privatecy?

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
Well, you you have to look at the the motivation
for what you're doing. You're your motivation, as you were
saying to us, is you don't want to share passwords
with her because she is not great at keeping them safe. Right,
So if that's the case, that's the case, it just
is I don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:59:52):
But then all, but then also I do laugh at
my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
I don't tell her, Okay, I have well se what
was happening here, and we have to move on. We're
also in a situation where you are sometimes put into
you or you're locked into a corner with your partner
because they're overly thinking things and they're overly judging and
they're overly sense sensitive about what you're doing. You know
what I'm saying. Yeah, and that's not a fair one either.

(02:00:16):
I don't know, look all the best of you, Bill,
and everyone listening who is totally relating with Bill at
this point, And uh, it was kind of I felt
dirty bringing this conversation up to begin with. Yeah, and
of course God, he's like, yeah, let's talk about it.

Speaker 6 (02:00:28):
I want to hear these things. I mean, we've all
been in, I think situations where you wonder is this appropriate?

Speaker 2 (02:00:33):
All right, listen, Bill, we gotta run.

Speaker 18 (02:00:35):
I think the best point if I leave you with this,
the best point you guys brought up in the past was,
you know, you know, if somebody is truly a cheater
or a micro cheater or any way you want to
look at it is if you have a you know
this person, but you don't follow their Instagram.

Speaker 14 (02:00:50):
It was one of the morning topics.

Speaker 6 (02:00:52):
Yeah, they're definitely banging if that's the case.

Speaker 2 (02:00:54):
Yeah, oh boy, okay, well duly noted. All right, Bill,
we have to run. We're going so late. Hold on
one second. Thank you for listening, and there you go.

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Speaker 21 (02:01:07):
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Speaker 5 (02:01:07):
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Speaker 7 (02:01:08):
I grew up listening on the way to see Elvis
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Speaker 33 (02:01:12):
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Speaker 16 (02:01:13):
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Speaker 2 (02:01:13):
Sometimes you guys veer into quote unquote vulgar territories.

Speaker 13 (02:01:16):
When my dad would say, you know, so, I couldn't
listen to it.

Speaker 2 (02:01:19):
Really still at Mercedes Benz, there's a reason they go
the extra mile from testing their vehicles in desert heat
and arctic cold to creating AI that can anticipate your
needs and preferences on the road. They demand every car
is worthy of their star because it's Mercedes.

Speaker 15 (02:01:36):
Benz Alista Iran in the Morning Show, all right, we
are done.

Speaker 2 (02:01:42):
But were coming back. Don't you worry until next time.
Say peace out, everybody.

Speaker 11 (02:01:47):
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