FULL SHOW: The Day We Farted in Front of Our Significant Others

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Sometimes you just have to blow it out.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
The show about.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is Eli.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Storied in the Morning Show. We're here talking with Froggy's beautiful,
wonderful best friend wife Lisa. Hi, Lisa, Hi, good morning.
So a conversation came up with Froggy and me Lisa.
We're talking about loving ourselves, like how do we treat
each other? How do we treat ourselves? Are we treating

(00:37):
ourselves as lovingly as we do our friends? And sometimes?
Froggy says that Lisa definitely treats everyone like the kings
and queens that they are in her life, but she
doesn't treat herself like that. Is that right?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yep, yep, you're exactly right.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
I see the way that she uplifts other people and
goes out of her way to make everybody else's day
around her better. But then I see the way that
she talks to herself. I see the way that she
looks at herself, in the way that she thinks and
feels about herself, and it drives me crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 6 (01:05):
Don't be true? It's correct.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
I mean I am very critical of myself. I'm never
happy on how I look ever, whether it's my weight,
or if it's my nose, or if it's anything the
clothes I wear, and then my motivation's just off. I
just feel like I can't do anything. I can't I
couldn't get that job. I'm not qualified when probably I
am so. I mean, I've been like this all my life,

(01:29):
but I do enjoy lifting others.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Me and you do a great job. But I got
to say something I don't think in my opinion. Keep
in mind, I'm not a trained psychologist whatever. You know
how we always talk about the most hateful people in
life are that way because they hate themselves. You see,
here's what I believe about you, Lisa, and anyone else
that's feeling like you that really kind of slices themselves
in half as much as they can. I think you

(01:53):
do love yourself, because I don't think that you would
be treating all of us this well if you hated yourself.
So watch the deal. I truly believe that there is
a chance you have a wall around your heart that
it's refusing you to see how great of a person
you really are, and you're not making You're not loving
yourself more than other people, and you're not You need
to bank yourself the superstar of your life. You really should.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
You right, You're right about that wall.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You are the most It's true you do love yourself.
We have to we have to make that connection, though
you have to find a way to do it. You
are and need to be the most important person in
your life. I really truly think that, and.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
It sounds so simple because I always say to her,
I wish she could see what I see. I wish
she could see the person that I look at and
the person that I live with.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
I mean, I can.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Tell you that I would never have made it to
where I am now without her caring for me every
single day and making sure that everything was right. And
I've seen her do that for many people. And I
wish she saw what I saw when I looked at her.
And I don't know how to snap my fingers or
turn that switch and make it happen.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
And Daniel, you're you're her best friend.

Speaker 8 (02:59):
You think it's so funny. She is the first one
when like I'm having a crappy day, She'll text me,
you need to talk, you need to talk. Or even
if I'm like down on myself or down on something else,
she will smack my face over the bone and get
me right back up. And that's what I need a
lot of times, you know. And she's just amazing at it,
and she's such an amazing person and she needs to

(03:20):
see that, has to see that.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
So Lisa, question what Danielle is describing. Are you great
at doing that for other people? I mean, think about it.
If you could give yourself a grade of ten being
the best at lifting other people up and making them
feel good about themselves, how well do you do How
great do you do it?

Speaker 6 (03:35):
That I would think of ten?

Speaker 7 (03:37):
And I, yeah, definitely, you know how I see it,
and I you're right, And I see it on social
media a lot because I post a lot of motivational
things and I get a lot of direct messages of
people thanking me. And you have no idea I needed
this today and I'm going through this right now, and
you're so great and keep posting, and I mean that helps.
That's really really nice. That's when I know that I'm
doing something right.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
What about your dark side? What are some things about
you that no really truly? What are things about you
that you wish were different?

Speaker 7 (04:06):
I just as far as my self esteem is just crap,
I wish I felt better physically about myself.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
I wish I didn't worry about weight.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
All the time. And oh what do you you know?
You can't eat that or you can wear that. You
couldn't do this, you couldn't get this job. I mean,
I just, I just I just beat myself down and
I shouldn't be like that. I used to have some
type of small confidence somewhere, but nothing ever on a
large scale. I don't take selfies, I don't do any
of that stuff. I'm just not I'm just it's not me.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
You know what I wish you. But you know what,
you're not lacking anything. You've got it. You have everything
you need to live the greatest life. It's already in there.
You just got to uncover it. You know what I
learned a long time ago is everything, as far as
I go, that's dark to me, my dark side, the
things that I didn't like. I just learned to turn
it around and embrace those things. And I know it's
easier said than done. I do have low self esteem.

(04:58):
Let me work on that. I don't like my fat thighs,
all right, Well, who are they hurting?

Speaker 9 (05:03):
You know?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I'm living a great life.

Speaker 10 (05:05):
You.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I really do think we all need to do a
better job at embracing the things about us that are
not perfect.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
I think a lot of times we notice these things too,
and other people don't even notice them, like the fat
thighs or the you know whatever, and people are like,
what are you even talking about?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Like nobody notices that, you know, they don't, right.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
I know, And that's so funny you said that, because
I'm so insecure about my nose. I can't even I
never ever, ever take pictures from the side ever. And
I've been that way all my life. And Scott's at
my husband's like, oh, you know, I wouldn't even notice it,
And a lot of people are like that, I don't
see anything. And I'm like, we'll talk.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
No matter how much we tell you that, you're not
going to believe us. But you know what, So therefore,
if you when you just come to accept the fact
that you don't like your nose, it doesn't matter what
we think. You don't like your nose, then go with it.
Don't like it, I mean, just but understand it makes
you unique, and understand it's not the most important. It's
not even in the top one thousand things about me
that are most important.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
You know, nobody sees it but you.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
All right, and I let it take over.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
It's like it takes over my life, like oh, look
in the mirror, look at that thing again, or look
at this. You know you can't get in these shorts
or you can't and I don't want to feel like that.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
And you're right, I need the connection.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
I'm missing a connection, just something in the middle that
can just so I finally can take that, just that
breath of fresh air and just say I can do this.
I can, I can overcome it. I think if I
would live a whole lot happier. I think I just
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
It's going to hit you one day and you're going
to go, oh my god, I do love me. But
until then, you know, you have to find these little ways,
these little tricks. Think about all the things that have
happened into your life. I mean things that I don't
want you to talk about here. This is an inner conversation.
Any abuse, anything that was that came across that was
so just mind blowing and bad and difficult to deal with,

(06:46):
from when you were a kid all the way up
to when your husband, you know, was in the room
of surgery with his head open. You know, those things
do affect you, Okay, So add on top of those things,
the fact that you don't like your nose and the
whole of things. I do think you'd love you. I
really truly think you.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
You're the one.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
You love it.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
And she's the one who told me, Oh, you're gonna
get to a certain a Danielle, that you're not gonna
give up. You're gonna tell everyone whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
You know what, Danielle, She's obviously not at that age
because she's still giving him. So, yeah, you know, Lisa,
you use that I'm older than you and one you're
near my age, you're not gonna give a crap about anyone.
You're obviously not there, because when you do get to
that age, this is something to look forward to. When
you get to that age in life where you don't
give a crap about the things that aren't important, that's
exactly when you're gonna really understand how much you love yourself.

(07:33):
So maybe the key is we need to we need
to peel away all these things that we really shouldn't
be fretting about.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Yeah, that's that's a good way to put it. Actually,
peeling it away for sure.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Don't even start with yourself. Just talk talk about the
you know, people say rude things. Let it go or
this jack acid. You gotta you gotta drive away from it.
What's up frog?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
You know?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Lisa always says that because I didn't know her when
she was, you know, much much younger. She always says
that she in her group of friends, she was the
one that never had a boyfriend. Everybody else had a boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Oh yeah, I was the fat friend. I was the
Oh look she's so nice. So for years years that
was me.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
But if you liked me, boy, if you give me
even like not even liked me, gave me an.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Ounce of attention. I was like, oh, I think he
likes me. And then things never panned out. It should
have panned out, but that was many a times.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
You're a lovely, lovely person, And we could sit here
and just scream that out loud from the mountaintops as
much as we want. But until you start to see it,
it's not going to matter. But I do think you
love yourself. Jess is online twenty four. She feels the
same way as you. You're not alone. There are lot
of people who feel this way. You love making people
feel better, right, Jess, But you feel the same way
about yourself. It's like, eh, oh so much.

Speaker 11 (08:45):
I absolutely do.

Speaker 12 (08:46):
And Lisa, you are fabulous and don't don't you ever
let yourself feel that that's not the case.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Oh my god, that's so nice.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
That's what's inside and out.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
Oh thank you, that's so nice. Trying. I'm trying, keep trying.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Your embrace your dark stuff and embrace the bad side.
You're gonna just recognize it's there. Hi, Jess, thank you
for listening. Amy Online twenty three, Hey, Amy, what's going on?

Speaker 12 (09:15):
Hi know much?

Speaker 13 (09:16):
So are you?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
We're doing well? You know, we're just talking to our
best friend Lisa and everyone else who's in our same situation.
What's up with you? Amy?

Speaker 14 (09:26):
Nothing. I was just listening to what Lisa was saying.
And I feel like a lot of times it's easy
to identify something and help others with the issues that
we see in ourselves with the help that we wish
we could receive.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Well, Hey, talk to her, make her feel better. Talk
to her, Lisa, as if you be talking to yourself,
because she's talking abouts the same thing you're going through.
I mean, what do you want to tell someone who
feels like crap about themselves but they are very loving
to other people.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Well, I would start with the whole we're thankful for
this life, and you have to just kind of that
and you have to embrace who you are and and
to the point, like Danielle said, I do feel like
I don't want to care what anybody else thinks, and
we really and it's a tough time right now, but yeah,
you have to, like Elvis said, you got to learn
to love yourself. I mean, this is this is our
only life, this is it.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
There's a way to love yourself, Amy, Jess Froggy, Danielle, Lisa.
You can't love yourself till you know yourself. And then
that's a very very very important thing to remember. You
could be a walking mystery. You may not even know
yourself at all. There are probably friends of yours that
know you better than you know yourself. How many of

(10:36):
us have had friends tell us that, oh, I know
you better than you know yourself. Yeah, yeah, maybe it's
true because there are things in our lives about us,
Amy that we don't like, so we don't want to
know it. So you get you have to get to
know yourself before you can like yourself and then love yourself.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
And surround yourself by people that will uplift you, because
I mean, at least that's a that's a road that
helps for sure. I mean, I have everybody that tells
me and it's so nice. I just have to accept
it myself.

Speaker 14 (11:02):
It's easier to help others than it is to help yourself.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It is to know yourself.

Speaker 8 (11:07):
How many times if you said or giving someone advice
because I know I do it, and I go, dude,
did that just come out of my mouth? Dude, that's
good advice? I wish I think of myself.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You're a freaking genius. What's scary?

Speaker 15 (11:20):
I really think it has a lot to do with
the circle of friends that you keep around you, because
earlier in life, when I was feeling down in the dumps,
I was with with the wrong crew of people, and
I got myself out of that crew, and now I
have people that are uplifting in my world and all
the toxicity is gone, except.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
For maybe a couple of friends that are just like whatever.

Speaker 15 (11:41):
But like I do believe that I'm thinking of like
that scene in The Lion King or something, when they
raise they raise up the baby.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
It's like your friends are the ones raising you up.
You are, baby Simba. They're making you feel good and
that's You're right though, But that's only a part of it.
Because we know Lisa she is surrounded by very positive people.
So Amy, thank you for your call. I hope you
have the best day ever, and thank you for being
a part of our appreciate you. We appreciate just.

Speaker 14 (12:06):
Fine you and you You're fabulous, Lisa.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Get to know get to know yourself. Sometimes it's frightening
to learn the truth about us, about ourselves. It is,
but you got to do it and then you have
to embrace it.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
We love you.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
What if we did it more? You think that would
help you feel better about romantic I'm just trying to
help you guys.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, yeah, I think if you would ob sex with
your husband more, that could solve all these problems.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Yeah, that'll do it right there.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Let's let's do every single person listening, every single person
on the show today. Learn something new about yourself. And
it may be frightening, it may be a downer, it
may be fantastic, but you need to get to know
yourself a little better. All right. We got to move
on We love you, Lisa.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
We'll talk to you guys.

Speaker 16 (12:56):
Thank you, have a beautiful day, tells you who wonok
and bred and maybe you'll calm down a little. And
the Morning Show Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Okay, we'll talk about farting. So, okay, we all celebrate.
We stand up and applaud of this relationship between Gandhi
and her boyfriend Brandon. We love Brandon, and you know,
I'll tell you why we love Brandon is because we
love Gandhi and the happiness that we know Brandon's bringing
into her life. Okay, we all see that, right, Yep,

(13:40):
thank you. But she's at the end of her rope
with his gas.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
What happened?

Speaker 17 (13:48):
Okay, we got into a little bit of a tiff
yesterday about farting and how that plays into a relationship, because,
in my opinion, if you are genuinely attracted to someone
and you think of out seeing that person naked and
doing things to their body, you don't want them farting
all the time. Right, So I never do that in
front of people. I find it creepy and gross and

(14:08):
I just don't like it. He has no problem, and
we're in the middle of a freaking pharmacy yesterday and
he ripped ass in the dishes aisle and then it
was like, why don't you walk away? Well, I don't
want to stand in the middle of that while it's
going on, and he thinks that I am crazy for it,
and I just I can't stand it.

Speaker 18 (14:24):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
See what happens with farterers is this. Either it seeps
out accidentally and they're like, oh no. There are people
like Froggy who it's a sport and he like he
puts his hand in the air and pulls it down.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Like last night we were at dinner and we were
a people eat no picnic style table like picnic, but
there was plastic seat, so it kind of I didn't
realize it was gonna rumble off the plastic the way.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
And at least they got a little bit upre set
in the restaurant.

Speaker 8 (15:01):
Yeah, because it's in public. I mean in private in
the house is one thing, but in public, like, oh,
you know, don't want to.

Speaker 18 (15:08):
Just picture charticles on my food?

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Like no farts told no location.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
They don't care. They kind of go when they gotta go.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I love the text that are coming in holding in
fart is unhealthy. A lot of things you do are unhealthy. Yeah,
do that right, And.

Speaker 17 (15:24):
I'm not telling you to hold it in, like I
know that that has to happen and that people need
to do what they have to do.

Speaker 18 (15:29):
But you could walk away a couple of feet.

Speaker 17 (15:31):
You don't have to like make a production of it
so I can hear your cheeks clapping in the aisle
at the Walgreens.

Speaker 18 (15:36):
I don't need to hear that.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
He's just so comfortable with you now he himself. That's argument.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Okay, farting, Now what's next? Don't answer that exactly, Like,
how more comfortable can you be? I'm just going to
totally evacuate all over the floor because I'm totally fine
with you. I love you. I want you to know
I love you by just like ripping my guts out
on the floor exactly.

Speaker 17 (16:02):
Please, don't I love that you're comfortable. I don't know
that I want you to be that comfortable. Maybe we
could have a little bit of discomfort, That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
That's what it is. You want him to at least
try right.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Have you ever had a Dutch genuine like, what did
you say, ever had a Dutch oven?

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Before.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's gross.

Speaker 18 (16:18):
I think that that's cause for a breakup. I would pack.

Speaker 8 (16:22):
Doesn't Alex do that to you all the time?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Out? He did that one time and I'm not going
to tell you why, but that was the last time.
Line twenty four is Michelle? Hey Michelle, how long have
you and your boyfriend been together? Michelle?

Speaker 19 (16:35):
Five months? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
So, uh, what happened yesterday with you and your boyfriend?
That changed everything?

Speaker 20 (16:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (16:43):
He let one rip, that's for sure.

Speaker 8 (16:46):
Right where was it?

Speaker 19 (16:49):
Well, we went and got Japanese food, you know when
they do the high bot cha in front of you,
and he let me know that that ginger dressing kind
of my upset his stomach, and I was like, okay,
and it must have.

Speaker 8 (17:02):
Well, he was honest from the beginning.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
He right that to me too.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
But but where where were you? Were you still at
the are you sitting at the.

Speaker 19 (17:15):
We We were on our way home last night from
dinner and we saw a loose dog. So we chased
his dog for about forty five minutes to find its owner.
I finally left the door open and the car ran
right in and we were outside with the dog trying
to find his owner. So that's what we were doing
and all sudden he let on rip. I guess he
ran a lot and it must have pushed.

Speaker 21 (17:37):
It out the activity.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
You're chasing a loose dog and your boyfriend is what
they call a loose dog.

Speaker 10 (17:46):
Right, I know.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
But but he didn't do it like okay here Com
was like no, no, it was it was a lot.

Speaker 19 (17:54):
I was like, was that the job or was that you?
And he was like oop. Just to let you and
the guys know that, I absolutely love you and I've
got chills that I even got through.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
So hello, I love that you got chills getting through.
Now you're really gonna get chills when you remember how
you got through. To talk about your boyfriend farting while
chasing a dog after eating Japanese want to tell him?

Speaker 19 (18:18):
I don't even want to tell him. I'm embarrassed to
like let him know that.

Speaker 11 (18:21):
I okay, it's our secret.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Okay, but question before we let you got Michelle, is
this something you want him to do more of? Or
should he just keep it in check?

Speaker 3 (18:32):
You know?

Speaker 19 (18:34):
I think like maybe once a week.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
You know, okay, once a week, we have it once
a week.

Speaker 19 (18:42):
I think Ghani agrees with me.

Speaker 17 (18:44):
Yeah, I mean I could get away with once a
week or even just as much as you want to
do it, just walk away from me. Don't make a
production of it and look me dead in the eye
while you do it.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's kind of funny. Michelle, thank you very much, and
have a great day, and thanks for listening to us
every day.

Speaker 19 (19:00):
Thank you, it was great listening.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
To you well.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Thank you. Have a safe day.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, Froggy, like Lisa gets upset when I do it.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
And what I don't understand is when she does it,
it's an accident, right, But it's the same outcome. Why
is it that If it's an accident and it's her,
it's just air.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
But when I do it, it's why you have to do that.
It is disgusting. It's the same outcome.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
But it's the same thing in my house. When I
do it, it's an accident. But when you do it,
like not so much Sheldon, because maybe he's British, I
don't know. He doesn't do it as much. But Froggy,
you make a production out of it. It's like, hey,
here it comes, everybody, get running to my big five.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Here it comes.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
It is.

Speaker 14 (19:40):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Sometimes you stand on the stage and fart in your
living room, and you know, and then when you do it,
you kind of give it a grade.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Oh, that was right, right, And at least it's like,
why can't you go to the bathroom to do it?
Who runs across their house to fart? Like I should
be able to do it wherever I am?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Moving on Line twenty three's Lauren. Now Lauren. On the
other hand, Lauren, you've been with your husband for ten years? Correct?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yes, ten years?

Speaker 22 (20:05):
And good morning everyone, and good morning, good morning.

Speaker 20 (20:09):
And I've never.

Speaker 21 (20:10):
Heard him fart or smelt a fart from my husband.

Speaker 20 (20:12):
WHOA.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
It's absolutely the strangest thing.

Speaker 23 (20:19):
It's like a running joke with our family.

Speaker 21 (20:22):
His friends always played like ask me, They're like, have
you ever heard him I'm like, absolutely not, And they
have never heard him fart.

Speaker 24 (20:29):
He thinks it's like disgusting and never does it.

Speaker 21 (20:33):
And it's the oddest thing.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I've never heard him do it.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
There you go.

Speaker 25 (20:36):
Now?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Is he is he a bit fastidious in other parts
of his life as well? I mean, is he like
a very like.

Speaker 20 (20:43):
A private very I guess you could say he's like
very ocd he you know, he's constantly in.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
His hands and everything.

Speaker 23 (20:52):
But it's it's the oddest thing.

Speaker 26 (20:54):
I can't believe.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
I've never heard him fart weird.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
But I don't hear you complaining about it. It's not
a bad thing, is it.

Speaker 27 (21:02):
No?

Speaker 21 (21:02):
But when I do it, he's like, you need to
go and time out.

Speaker 10 (21:05):
I'm like, wow, he jokes with me.

Speaker 21 (21:10):
He's like, you're You're not supposed to do that. You're
supposed to be like the lady in the house.

Speaker 24 (21:13):
And I'm like, I.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
Guess you are, because I've never heard you bought.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
If gastric disturbances have gender, But I get it. All right, Well, Laurens,
luck to you, and it sounds like it's a good
problem to have a husband that does I guess, so
all right, well, thank you, Lauren. Finally we got to talk.
We have to talk to Carrie, and then we got
to move on because this scene sounds like an interesting story.
Hello Carrie, Hi, Hello, welcome to the show. Are you
really ready to tell this story?

Speaker 21 (21:41):
It's really kind of embarrassing, but yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 20 (21:46):
Uh.

Speaker 28 (21:46):
Well, we were at a restaurant in Meredith, New Hampshire,
and my dad actually started this and he ended up
ricocheting in, starting right off the wall and cleared out
the entire restaurant.

Speaker 21 (22:05):
My daughter just continued it and they were having the
contest right back and forth.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Your father and your daughter were in front of me
a farting contest and cleared out the restaurant family.

Speaker 29 (22:24):
Everywhere on that that you cleared a whole restaurant.

Speaker 18 (22:30):
Wow, talent.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Describe he's ricocheting off a wall. My god. All right,
and your daughter becomes a part of it.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I don't know what a family.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
All Right, we'll carry I think we're going to end
it on that call. But thank you for thank you
for listening to us.

Speaker 21 (22:56):
I really want to say that I've been listening to
you guys since I was in high school. And you
know what, it's so fantastic that you know I got
on it.

Speaker 28 (23:06):
You know, it's so great to talk to you guys.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Well, thank you, Carrie, and I would say it's great
to talk to you too. And this was a very
unusual story. I'm going to get you through it. Best
to luck for that family of yours. Our friend Tommy
Jadario hosts I've never said this before. We love It.
It's a podcast where he interviews our favorite actress and artists. Tommy,
who's on the podcast this.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Week, Hey, Elvis, I am so excited about this next episode.
I talked to Sasha Peters, star of Pretty Little Liars,
and we dive into her time on this smash hit
show and she reveals if the cast may reunite in
the future.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
I've never said this before. New episodes every Tuesday. Listen
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Speaker 16 (23:53):
Elvista ran in the morning show, all right.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't do it. I don't have time to do it.
It is the thought of doing it bores me. But
following people so closely on social media that you can
actually tell if they're going through something in their lives,
you know, oh yeah, you know they're friends that drop friends.
I know people or of people who actually follow your
followers list and the people you're following, and they can

(24:20):
tell if you've dropped someone.

Speaker 18 (24:21):
Yes, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
And then the stories begin. Do you guys you know
what I'm talking about, right, Yes, Oh for sure.

Speaker 18 (24:28):
I do the deep dive.

Speaker 17 (24:29):
If I feel like I haven't seen somebody post with
their significant other in a long time, then I go
and see when the last time they posted together was,
and if they've been posting the like single thirst trap
pictures since and then I make all kinds of stories
up in my head.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Look, you know, I'm not like scary. I don't post
every day. Sometimes I'll go I'll go a week or
two without posting something, and I'll get these dms. Hey,
is everything okay with you at Alex right? Haven't seen
any pictures of you at Alex? Then?

Speaker 8 (24:52):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
What's going on?

Speaker 18 (24:54):
But that's the opposite. The opposite is true too.

Speaker 17 (24:56):
When all of a sudden people start posting their significant
other all the time, call that the hail Mary. We're like, oh,
there's a problem. Now you're posting all the time. I
see you, I see what's going on.

Speaker 18 (25:05):
So it works both ways.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
In fifteen minutes, Yeah.

Speaker 18 (25:09):
I created the story in my head.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Like the other night, I had to post a picture
of me cooking corn so people will remember that I
love corn. I don't know, Elvis, you and Alex are
eating corn. You're not eating corn anymore? Is there a
digestion problem? Yeah? What's scary? Yeah, you're you touched on
it earlier.

Speaker 15 (25:29):
I'm the guy that likes to go looking at follower
lists and say this person unfollowed that person, why why
is a following.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
How exhausting is that? Keeping up with that?

Speaker 15 (25:38):
I like to do that with celebrities I see, like, hmm,
if they're so close, like if Drake and Rihanna are
really close in real life, do they follow each other?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Why are they not following each other anymore? Why did
this person drop that one? So that's me.

Speaker 15 (25:49):
I have a busy body on people's followers lists. I
don't know why, but I did.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Then I come to conclusions. I would say I'm impressed,
but I'm not. I just I don't know. There's so
many things we could be doing in life, I don't know,
worrying about who whose people are following who? People? Whose people?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
I don't know? Post the picture of you and Alex today, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
To just reaffirm that everything's okay.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
From today. Don't post an old one.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
But Gandhi says, if I do post, it means something's
not okay. So I don't know. I'm a bit confused.

Speaker 18 (26:21):
Not just one.

Speaker 17 (26:22):
It's too many in a row out of nowhere, right,
Like we see that happen.

Speaker 18 (26:26):
I've seen it happen. I might have done it off.
I'm just saying.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
Nothing to say, nothing to see God, what was.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
It, Gandhi. It wasn't that long ago. You were having
dinner was Scary, and you guys posted it and then
you got barbecued because you were out with Scary and
not your boyfriend. Right. And it wasn't just one person,
it was it was several people, right, It.

Speaker 17 (26:51):
Was a handful of people that said, it's inappropriate that
Scary and I are out together having food, just the two.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Of us, two coworkers can't go out to dinner together.

Speaker 17 (27:00):
Yes, but what's funny about that is I got skewered
for it.

Speaker 18 (27:04):
Scary didn't get anything.

Speaker 17 (27:06):
So it was like totally on me being the inappropriate
one being out with Scary Scary litter to do whatever.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
He wants, going to have dinner with a co worker.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
They were like, that's some great food you got there.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I have an idea.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Rather than me cool, rather than me read your tarot
cards or your your lifeline on your palm, I'm now
going to Froggy. I'm going to read your life by
the pictures you've posted, yes on your Okay, Oh no, no,
I'm gonna tell you right now where Froggy is in
life because of what he is and is not posting Okay.
Photo is oh, it's that photo where if you are

(27:43):
near sighted, you see Marilyn Monroe and if your normal
vision you see Albert Einstein in that photo. I think
you're trying to throw us off because that really has
nothing to do with your personal life.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Right next time, The.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Next one is, oh, it's a it's a four plate
photo of you and me at different stages of our friendship,
wishing me a happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
We've got a secret relationship going on.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You know what it tells me is you actually went
out of your way to produce four pains in one
photo of us together. I mean, do you really like me?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
I do I like that?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Let's see here? Uh oh, here's a guy driving in
his car with a cup of coffee on the roof
of his car, and it says I was lonely until
I glued a coffee cup onto my car. Now everybody
waves at me, smart move.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
Oh yeah, that I love that one.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
That one?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
So what do you like that? I really I can't.
I really can't analyze that one.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
I want people to wait at me. Maybe I'm in
need of waiting at me.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Hat Here's a photo of one of your dogs, which
one is this is this? This is rocky Rooe like
And you say, wish I knew what he was thinking?
Or do I really want to know?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
What?

Speaker 6 (28:55):
Do you know?

Speaker 8 (28:56):
Maybe that's subliminal to he wishes he knew what his
wife was thinking. Then he never knows what.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
This is what people do in their time.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
All right, here's a it's a double pain video of
your son Kayden spraying his face with sun sun block
and you using that very convenient sun bum stick. Right,
so this tells me that you're a sellout and you're
making money. It's available at vita cost especially. You know

(29:28):
what because of that ad I bought sun bum so
that worked.

Speaker 18 (29:32):
Sun bombs actually awesome.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
I don't understand why my son sprays sunblock in his face.
It drives me crazy. I can't get him to stop
doing it exactly.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
And here's you. Oh, it's a photo of you posting
you kissing h Rex.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
Yes, that's a subliminal message. He'd like his wife to
kiss him.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Food.

Speaker 8 (29:49):
That's always fun.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Here's a picture of a guy lighting a firework and
running away from it, and yeah, you gotta see that.
Here's another photo of you your two dogs. All right,
so yeah, check out your favorite here's what you do.
Here's here's the Morning Show assignment. Check out one of
your dear friends Instagram posts, call them and say I'm
going to analyze your life now, and then go to it.

(30:13):
I think that's great. Yeah, scary. What's your question?

Speaker 15 (30:15):
What do you make of it? When somebody doesn't post
any pictures of themselves? Because I was just trolling David
Brody's Instagram, I don't reize he never posts anything of himself.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
It's always of other things. A lot of people do that.
That's also the same people on Twitter that only leave
that egg up.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Yeah right, well, I don't trust the egg people.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, they don't want you to know what they look like.

Speaker 18 (30:34):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Don't you think they're hiding behind their posts?

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (30:40):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? Are even
on Ellis dan in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Okay, what movie did your parents let you watch? In hindsight?
You really do believe you were too young to watch
that movie?

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I mean scary movies. Oh, mine's a timeless classic. Everyone's
heard of Jaws. I mean, oh yeah, I should not
have watched Jaws. I should not have seen this movie,
and I couldn't swim. I couldn't swim in swimming pools,
but I still get scared in swimming pools. I'm afraid
of shark is going to eat my leg off, Oh
my goodness, because of Jaws. What about you?

Speaker 8 (31:24):
Mine wasn't a movie.

Speaker 29 (31:26):
Mine was that two part Little House on the Prairie
where the girl got raped by the clown. Yeah, and
I watched part one. It scared the bejeezis out of me.
And they're like, yeah, what, Danielle, watch part two.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
It's no big deal.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
What about you? Gandhi?

Speaker 18 (31:37):
Oh my god, I have so many.

Speaker 17 (31:38):
But my dad took me to see a movie when
I was in like first maybe second grade, Schindler's List.

Speaker 16 (31:44):
Uh.

Speaker 18 (31:45):
That one really really messed.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Me up for a long time. Yeah, that's you were
way too young for that.

Speaker 18 (31:49):
He said it was a history lesson.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Well it was, though.

Speaker 17 (31:52):
And then the other one was a movie called Kids.
That one my parents did not allow me to see.
My sister rented it and snuck it into the house.
We watched it overnight, and when it is over, she
looked at me and said, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 18 (32:02):
I feel like I might have just ruined your life. Yeah,
it's terrifying. It's basically at the end of it. Everyone
has aids it's it's very scary movie.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
You know, you need to be of appropriate age to
see some of these movies. There I go. Yeah, I
said it, and I don't know. You know, we're talking
about this. Last night Alex had one like The People
Who Live Under the Stairs or something like.

Speaker 8 (32:23):
Oh yeah, that was a scary movie.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I'd never seen it, so he pulled up the trailer online.
I'm like, oh my god, I could never watch that
if I was a kid eight years old.

Speaker 8 (32:32):
Children of the Corn. I watched that when I was young.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Children of the Corn, and that.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
Just the music.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Dude, we have Children of the Corn music.

Speaker 8 (32:38):
Scary.

Speaker 18 (32:39):
I still haven't seen it. No, no, I'm such a
tick in about movies. I think these reasons. These are
why Wow, both of those.

Speaker 17 (32:45):
Movies Simtler's lists and kids are important movies to see.

Speaker 18 (32:48):
Just not when you're like seven, eight years old. You
shouldn't watch those.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Here we go, you ready, Danielle, Oh yeah, Children of
the Corn music, little kids sing? I like scary movies.
Can we turn turn off the light? Can we turn
off for light? Come on straight?

Speaker 16 (33:06):
Nate.

Speaker 18 (33:07):
That reminds me of you singing the Christmas Carols.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay, all the lights are off, Okay, rady, Okay, it's
really spooky here in the studio. Here we go.

Speaker 8 (33:19):
That's freaky, freaky, and it's so freaky.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Scotty, be scary. What's up, Scotty? Mine was child's play.
Remember that I had to get rid of my my
buddy doll. After that, I never my buddy looked at
that thing again. I like it with the lights off
like this. This is spooky.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
Yeah, actually I like this feeling.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Any movies you're too young to watch?

Speaker 5 (33:46):
I watched Nightmare on Elm Street with Freddy Krueger, and
the premise of the movie was he was the dream weirir,
so if you fell asleep, he would get in your
dreams and kill you. I went a week and did
not sleep. I was so afraid to fall asleep and
have a dream. Good morning, and you should never let
me watch that.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
How you doing?

Speaker 23 (34:03):
Good?

Speaker 10 (34:03):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
See you're saying too chipper. You're too chipper for this conversation. Now,
didn't you see a movie and you're too young? You're
too young? What ten years old? What movie did you
see a.

Speaker 10 (34:13):
Ten, I saw The Shining. Oh yeah, seven year old sister,
and I'm going to be fifty and I'm still not
over it. I still can't watch that.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
The Shining fu. The Shining is just that it's that
classically fantastically done scary movie about that big old hotel
with the little girl standing at the end of the hallway,
guts and all.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
The blood, and they walk and the little boy walks
down with his finger and he goes, good.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Damien, right, Damien.

Speaker 10 (34:44):
Now this omen that little boy, the Omen maybe adamt
remember his name.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
You need to get your haunted kids, get your haunted
kids straight. Yeah, I'm with you though the Shining, Do
we agree the Shining come scary? Oh yeah, yeah with
you all right, Amy, we got to turn the lights
back on. I'm getting scared.

Speaker 8 (35:02):
I like it like this.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Someone just send a text and they said, Scooby Doo
actually scared them.

Speaker 8 (35:08):
Wasn't for you meddling kids.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
I know.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
You know what, if you think about it, if you're
too young, Scooby Doo can be kind of frightening. Yeah, uh,
what's that? Straight night? I had the reverse.

Speaker 30 (35:17):
My parents heavily censored movies when I was a child. Right,
and the movies they did let me watch, they would
send me out of the room at inappropriate parts, to
the point where when I saw these movies later on
in life, there was whole sections that I didn't even
remember seeing because they would send me out of the room.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Look silly, yeah, I know.

Speaker 30 (35:33):
And like I didn't even watch like Friday the Thirteenth
until I was like in my twenties because they wouldn't
let me see these movies.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
So Nate, they would be sitting there watching Friday the
Thirteenth and they would say, Nathaniel, you need to go
to your room. Yeah, so I saw Joey Come get you.

Speaker 30 (35:46):
Yeah, I saw like four minutes of Friday the Thirteenth
because I wanted to be able to say I saw
it to my friends. So I did technically see some
of them, all the happy parts. Yeah, I mean, what
would they say to you?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
They say, Okay.

Speaker 30 (35:57):
They would pause it and say okay, kids like me
and my brothers leave the room, and then they would
watch and then they would you would hear from the
other room, Okay, you could come in now, and then
we would continue on with the movie. When they watched
the scary or inappropriate parts, you never sat on.

Speaker 8 (36:16):
The steps like I would sneak and sit on the steps.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
We didn't have steps.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
We were so poor.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
We had no steps.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
We had we did to use a vine to swing
swing off the top floor into the jungle living room below. Yeah,
look at all these calls. Hello, Jimmy, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 10 (36:38):
Elvis?

Speaker 24 (36:38):
Jimmy?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
You were ten years old and you watched what your
parents let you watch?

Speaker 10 (36:43):
What if I look back at it now, I should
not have watched that movie.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
Your parents that you watch that at ten?

Speaker 27 (36:52):
You know what.

Speaker 11 (36:53):
I don't think she knew I watched it, but I
ended up watching it.

Speaker 10 (36:57):
To this day, I cannot look through people.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yeah, I know it hurts.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
It hurts people. You're a creep.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Thank you, Jimmy. Hello, Zena, Hi, good morning, Good morning.
You're third grade teacher.

Speaker 9 (37:10):
Actually, guys, I'm a third grade teacher at Harriet Tubman
Charter School.

Speaker 12 (37:14):
Every Monday we.

Speaker 24 (37:15):
Talk about what we did over the weekend.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
And every Monday, for sure, these.

Speaker 24 (37:19):
Kids always knock my socks off.

Speaker 9 (37:20):
By saying, oh, you know, I watched it. We watch
American Horror Story, we watch Pannabel And I'm a thirty
one year old third grade teacher, and I still can't
watch those kinds of movies.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, ten years old or third grade? How old it
would they be?

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Nine years old?

Speaker 9 (37:38):
I don't want to be all the nighttime my bed,
all night hazy.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Thanks for being Thanks for being a cool teacher.

Speaker 28 (37:44):
Thanks, thank you, and hello lady.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Hello, text message America's Most Wanted. Every Saturday, it was routine.
We locked the doors and put the house alarm on.
They'd watch America's Most Wanted.

Speaker 18 (37:58):
That's hilarious and fine.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Let me go talk to Cheryl.

Speaker 26 (38:01):
Hi, Cheryl, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
So your father in law allowed your two year old
to watch.

Speaker 12 (38:07):
What Attack of a killer clown?

Speaker 8 (38:11):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 20 (38:12):
And he's twenty one now and.

Speaker 21 (38:14):
He is still deaftly afraid of clowns?

Speaker 8 (38:18):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 18 (38:19):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Clues are supposed to be happy, happy people, but we've
turned clowns into murderers. Yeah, in rapists.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
Poor kid. Jesus.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
All right, Cheryl, you tell your tell what he's twenty
one now, Yeah, you're telling him, We say.

Speaker 18 (38:35):
Hey, man, what's up?

Speaker 29 (38:37):
I will have a good day?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
All right?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Thanks a lot. I'm so blind I can't see the
screen anymore.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
I think it's the lights, so we turn the lights back.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I don't know, I'm I'm kind of digging the room
of the lights off.

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Speaker 16 (39:21):
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The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Uh oh, question, what did you believe as a kid
that you're embarrassed to admit? Mine was, if you started digging,
you would find your way in China. It's true. Well,
they say, if you keep digging, you will end up
in China. And imagine that's how my dad got me
to stop digging holes in the backyard. He said, you're
gonna end up in China, and we're not gonna be
able to get you back, and I believe anyone else

(39:49):
have any stupid things.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
I used to think that plane.

Speaker 8 (39:54):
Yeah, the gum tree. Remember the gum tree my mom
used to name. If you swallow gum, you're gonna grow
a gum tree in your stomach.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I'm like, but no, that is true, though it is No,
it's so was it that our parents were liars and
had to tell us these crazy stories to keep us
from irritating them, or like this this person is my
dad told me if I ever kissed a boy, my
lips would fall off.

Speaker 8 (40:22):
No, that that was just your dad and you're his daughter,
and he doesn't want you kissing boys.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
That's what that's about.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
My brother and sister used to tell me I was
adopted by a family from Kansas. Then I got my
mom so upset at me. She told me she's going
to send me back to my actual family. So like
as sissy, I started crying. That's not that does mean
you're a sissy. That means you're your mom's gonna send
you back to your old family. Yeah, that's fine. I

(40:51):
thought if you broke the glass on a TV screen,
the people on the TV would fall out. Of the
TV into whatever room in the house you were in.

Speaker 18 (40:58):
That awesome.

Speaker 8 (40:59):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I love it best. All right, who's on line twelve?
I'm sorry, Let's go to Gandhi. Yes, Gandhi. What did
you believe as a kid?

Speaker 17 (41:08):
So when I was younger, I believed all kinds of nonsense.
But my dad told me that there was a thing
that lived under my bed called the butt Biteosaurus, and
if I ever slept with my back to anything but
a wall, this thing would come out and bite my butt. Also,
if I ever got out of my bed for even
a second in the middle of the night, it would
bite off my feet.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Well, see that sounds kind of scary. I mean, that's
a fighting thing. It is.

Speaker 17 (41:30):
And I think you got joy, Yeah, out of knowing that.
I was terrified all the time in the middle of
the night.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, what's scary.

Speaker 15 (41:37):
My grandmother told me that if I ate too much
raw spaghetti that worms would grow in my stomach.

Speaker 18 (41:43):
Ew, and I believed.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Her, so I stopped.

Speaker 15 (41:45):
That was her way of stopping me from eating raw spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Do we know this isn't true? We know I did.
Line twelve is susan. This is a popular one Susan.
A lot of people thought this tell everyone what you
thought as a kid, Susan.

Speaker 28 (42:01):
So we used to go on these folks marches in Germany.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
My dad was military.

Speaker 21 (42:05):
We would drive in these country towns and my parents
used to tell.

Speaker 28 (42:09):
Me that, look, the brown cows make your chocolate milk
and the white cows make your white milk.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. But Gandhi used to tell
would you tell kids other kids when you were a kid, Gandhi, I.

Speaker 17 (42:22):
Always used to tell people I had to drink chocolate
milk to keep my skin brown.

Speaker 18 (42:26):
I think I believe that.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Parents are evil.

Speaker 10 (42:31):
I guess I know that's not as bad.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
That's not as bad as telling your kids that's a
monster in your bed is gonna eat your feet off
if you try to get out of bed to go
pee in the middle of the night.

Speaker 18 (42:39):
It's like, wow, they're sad.

Speaker 29 (42:42):
Sense to me because as a kid, I remember I
never stayed in bed, and my mom.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
Would yell at me and be like, you're always out
of bed. You never stay in bed, So in order
to keep you in bed, maybe that's what he had
to do.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
It's a monster that's gonna eat your feet off. Dan,
you know that is not a good thing. I'm sorry,
I'm not a parent.

Speaker 16 (43:00):
Who am I?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I'm yeah, I'm not a fan of thatser, Susan. All right, Susan,
thank you, have a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us.
Shannon line twenty four. Oh yeah, this is how's it going?
What did you believe as a kid?

Speaker 27 (43:16):
All right, So when I was in kindergarten, my favorite
thing was pepperoni pizza. Okay, so you know, one day
I was inquisitive and that you know, I asked, well,
where does pepperoni come from?

Speaker 13 (43:25):
Uh?

Speaker 27 (43:26):
So my father decided to tell me, you know, it.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Comes from the pepperoni trees.

Speaker 27 (43:31):
So they you know, that's bad enough, but they decided
to take it one step further and actually allowed me
to bury a stick of pepperoni in our backyard. And
I diligently watered that thing every day for like a
solid month before they let.

Speaker 11 (43:47):
Me on the joke.

Speaker 12 (43:51):
That's awesome, tell you.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Okay, here's my question. Was it out of fun or
did he just didn't want to tell you? The process
in which pepperoni is true made I mean it is,
It's kind of a gross process. If you think about it.

Speaker 27 (44:04):
So it certainly is, but no, I think it was
just for the fun of it. I mean we laugh
about it now, and I mean he's really going to
find it funny that I was on Elvistrat talking about it.
To find a recording of this later and play it
for him.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I love that, Shannon. Thank you tell your dad we said,
thank you for the story. Okay, I love it. Yeah?

Speaker 27 (44:21):
Great? Can I get a T shirt?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
I think we're out of shirt. What do we have?

Speaker 15 (44:25):
We have an in morning show scrubs in stock right
now from Hackensack, Meridian.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, I don't know. If you let me, I'll telling you.
Let me throw you over to Nate because he he's
a keeper of the scrubs. Hold on one second, okay,
uh yes, Froggy.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
I always thought when I was a kid that when
you turned on the radio station that the bands with
the music playing, they were at the radio station playing tunes.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
I always too.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
He used to drive by k l i F in
downtown Dallas and they were a huge building and I
would be we'd be listening as we were driving by.
This is like my first memory and fascination with the radio.
I knew that they were all in there like okay,
that band's done all right, the Beatles just saying okay,
the Beatles have to get out, bring in Chicago, you
know some old grow Here comes Elton John. If you

(45:09):
get the Beatles out of here, Elton John has to
do the next song. I used to believe it too.
What's up, Danielle.

Speaker 8 (45:16):
I always saw when you called a radio station and
requested a song, they actually played it.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Oh well, they had to call him and get him
to come back to the station to sing the song.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
That's why I took time.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I was request Elton John. He's on a break.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Ye.

Speaker 17 (45:35):
My mom told me that they actually found me in
a dumpster and that I was adopted the monkeys.

Speaker 18 (45:40):
Monkeys to me in a dumpster and I moving up
my family.

Speaker 17 (45:43):
When we went one time and I were looking at
the monkeys, one of them started swimming on the glass
and she said, oh no, your monkey, Mommy wants you back,
and I had a heart attack. She said, I started
screaming and crying.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Bandy, And let me ask you a question, how did
you not grow up to be a mass murderer because
your mother and dad your head with the most awful,
awful scenarios I don't know.

Speaker 18 (46:05):
I think it explains a lot about me.

Speaker 17 (46:07):
But she did say she never felt like a worst
mother ever in her life than when she said that,
And all the people around her were like, Oh, my god,
you're horrible.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
The monkey mommy is coming back to get you. God,
no wonder. You're a little twisted, but in a good way.
Maybe we should thank your parents for making you so twisted.
And Marie, oh what is this? And Marie what did
what did? What? Lies?

Speaker 26 (46:32):
Do?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
They feed your head as a kid.

Speaker 27 (46:35):
Hey, how are you?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
We're doing well?

Speaker 26 (46:37):
When we were when we were younger, my dad would
told us that if we touched baby birds, we would
get this disease called chickenosis, And so we touching the birds.
And just recently, my brother, who is an owner of
his own architectural firm, is sitting with his board members
and they're talking about birds, and he starts telling them

(46:57):
that you can't touch the baby birds or you'll get kenosis.
And they all had a great laugh, and he realized
halfway through that there was no such thing as chickensis.
He's there, you can imagine.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
I can imagine. But baby birds do have sometimes they
have little diseases. You don't want your kids like touching
birds and licking their fingers. And it's okay in a way.
I see how that lie made some sense a little bit.
All right, Amrie, thank you, thank you so much. Megan
online fifteen. Oh this is a good one, because you know,
the big, the big question that I would never want

(47:34):
to answer from my child, if I ever ever had one,
is where do babies come from? I would never want
to go down this road. Uh So, Megan, what happened
to you when you were a kid?

Speaker 23 (47:43):
Well? I think I was just a little too logical,
but I thought babies came from the babies are a store.

Speaker 18 (47:50):
Oh it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
It's written on the toys.

Speaker 23 (47:55):
R us is where you got the toys, So therefore
babies came from baby.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
It makes all the sense in the world. You would
think they got a little factory going in there. Yeah
all right, really, see you did? You started your life
out being very sensible. I get it. So apparently you're
still as sensible as you were then, I'm sure right.

Speaker 23 (48:14):
Oh absolutely. My mom will tell you stories for days.
I also didn't know how an ATM worked, so I
would always want something as a child, and she would
say we don't have the money, and I said, go
to the machine. The machine gives you money. I don't
know any finer points that you need money in the account.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
No, it's just a machine. It's a money machine. It's all.
It is, all right, thank you, Megan. I want to
run down to the ATM today, grab me some free money.
H Hillary Online twenty one. I'll see now, Hillary, is
this something you thought of in your mind? Or your
parents told you this?

Speaker 21 (48:48):
So?

Speaker 20 (48:48):
I think it started off as a joke, but then
my mind, I was probably five or six in my
mind literally just went running for it. And it lasted
for years.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
What did you believe?

Speaker 20 (49:01):
So my dad told me he had two bug bites
on his neck one summer, and I was like, Dad,
what happened? And he said, I got bit by a vampire.
And I thought for sure that he had been bit
by a vampire, and that then that vampire lived in
my closet. Every night before I went to bed, I

(49:25):
had this big piggy bank full of coins that was heavy,
and I would push it in front of my closet
door and then run and jump in my bed and
sleep with the covers over my head because I thought
the vampire couldn't get out of my closet with this
piggy bank and with my head under the covers, that
couldn't kill me.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Let me ask you this, and you can be honest.
Do you still, to this day, Hillary, have a little
bit of a fright of closets knowing that there's a
vampire in there a little bit.

Speaker 24 (49:49):
Oh, I'm a terrible sleeper.

Speaker 20 (49:52):
I don't think I ever became a good sleeper for
my whole life because of this side joke that my
dad thought.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah, see, scarred for life. Count draculas living in your
freaking closet. This is serious tough people, all right, Hillary,
thank you, thanks for listening to us, see and have
a great day. That's the thing, You know what, they
think they're being funny with these little stories, and they
don't know that they're messing us up and scarring us
for the rest of our lives forever. Oh my god,

(50:22):
I thought when my dad's new job said they gave
paid vacation, they would pay for our vacation to Disney World. No, no, no.
I told my niece that if I touched her belly button,
her butt would fall off. Can't you believed me? Uh?
My mom said fig Newton's were made with fly eggs.
They do little. They taste like ants where my friend's

(50:44):
son Danny would misbehave. He would threaten to take him
back to the Danny store and get a new Danny.
Look at this. This is gotta be psychologically damaging. What's up? Frog? Scary?

Speaker 15 (50:53):
Someone said that they believe that if you stuck your
tongue out at people, the tongue grabber would come and
grab your and stretch it out like they do in
the cartoons.

Speaker 18 (51:02):
Oh why not, that'd be scary.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yes, miss Gandhi, our lovely.

Speaker 17 (51:08):
Producer in Philadelphia, Smile and Stevens said he thought you
had to respond to Dora through the TV. So one
time he decided not to respond and the evil Fox
stole her bag. So he was convinced it was his
fault and he would never not respond to Dora again.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
And there you have it. We believe it. You know what,
It's just you have a nightmare and you wake up
and you know it's not real, but part of you
does sort of think it could be a little real.

Speaker 16 (51:37):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Danielle has the phone tap. Yes, all right, Danielle, what's
it all about?

Speaker 29 (51:45):
So Marisa emailed and said that there are rumors going
around that her good friend Dawn made out with the
boyfriend of.

Speaker 8 (51:51):
A girl in another Sara who is Dawn. So the
rumors are not true.

Speaker 16 (52:00):
The rumors are really.

Speaker 8 (52:01):
Pissing Dawn off.

Speaker 29 (52:03):
So she thought, you know what, give her a call
as the girlfriend telling her to back the truck up.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
All right, let's see what happens.

Speaker 18 (52:10):
With Hello, Yeah, is this one?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (52:19):
Who?

Speaker 18 (52:19):
Yeah? You know who this is?

Speaker 8 (52:21):
Stay away from my boyfriend, all right?

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Oh god, why do you.

Speaker 8 (52:26):
Think it's so funny. It's not funny.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I can't believe you're calling me.

Speaker 29 (52:32):
How many guys are there in other fraternities? You really
like have to go after my boyfriend?

Speaker 14 (52:38):
Yeah, and I could get anyone that I do.

Speaker 20 (52:40):
Trust me, I am not interested in making out with
your boyfriend.

Speaker 8 (52:43):
Yeah, but you did make out with my boyfriend. I
did not make out with your boyfriend.

Speaker 20 (52:47):
I'm so sick of caring that I would never.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Stoop that low.

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Yeah, whatever you do, stoop that low, you can.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Get whatever guy I wanted.

Speaker 16 (52:56):
Okay, and little Rob he looks.

Speaker 29 (52:59):
Like, excuse me, but Bika told me that she saw
you making out with him, and I believe via over
your stupid ass.

Speaker 16 (53:06):
Well maybe your he used to be talking to.

Speaker 20 (53:09):
Okay, why do you think people are trying to spread
womens about me in the first place?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Because they're haters, because they sat on me.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Because everybody wants to be me, You probably want to
be me.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Maybe you need to call your girl.

Speaker 20 (53:20):
Yeah, but Kappa lou whatever the word is.

Speaker 8 (53:23):
You know, alpha stinky pie is the one that you
belong to a bit.

Speaker 20 (53:26):
What what else do you want to talk about? Huh?

Speaker 29 (53:30):
Why do you stick your skanky self into his face?

Speaker 17 (53:33):
I am not fucking fafe with anything that your donkey lips.

Speaker 18 (53:37):
Have cut donkey lips.

Speaker 12 (53:39):
Yep, donkey lip.

Speaker 29 (53:41):
You have seen me even shoot a glance at your boy. Okay,
you know doesn't lie. She told me that you were
making out with him. She said she saws tongue action
and everything anything.

Speaker 17 (53:53):
Her glass of frames are like four into stick glind.

Speaker 29 (53:57):
Okay, can't you get a guy on your own that
you need to suck face?

Speaker 13 (54:00):
Mom?

Speaker 16 (54:00):
I got fighting up my door.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah right, I want you would know.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
I don't believe that one everybody hates you.

Speaker 16 (54:07):
You have no idea what people talk about you.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Girl.

Speaker 29 (54:10):
By the way, I heard rumor that you kissed like
a fish, like you slap it like you know, those
wet kisses, like kiss.

Speaker 8 (54:19):
And you slater all over.

Speaker 20 (54:20):
Oh, Robert probably told you that, right. Yeah, he was
telling me what a great kiss I am.

Speaker 16 (54:25):
He was like, oh, girl.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
I totally wish he could be my girlfriend.

Speaker 20 (54:28):
My dumb ass with a girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
She sucks. Yeah.

Speaker 20 (54:32):
Also you know that too.

Speaker 8 (54:34):
You know you're not getting me upset if that's what
you're trying to do.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Are you gonna break up any tension?

Speaker 8 (54:39):
Why do you want him?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I probably want him?

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Oh my god, do.

Speaker 7 (54:44):
You really think I want your little boyfriends?

Speaker 29 (54:48):
I know you'd want to with those slobbery lips, those
fish lips.

Speaker 10 (54:57):
No bid.

Speaker 8 (54:58):
You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 18 (55:00):
What this is?

Speaker 29 (55:01):
Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show and
Marissa are you there?

Speaker 30 (55:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (55:12):
That was awesome.

Speaker 16 (55:15):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
This table was pre recorded with permission granted by all
participation the.

Speaker 16 (55:22):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Okay, I have something, Yes, what is that? What was it?

Speaker 7 (55:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Dating?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Dating, first date, horror stories. Gandhi tell that story because
it may hit a nerve with a lot of people.

Speaker 18 (55:39):
I went out on a date with a guy.

Speaker 17 (55:41):
We went to a park, and uh, not too long
into the day, he started acting a little goofy. So
I was like, what is going on with you? And
he said, not gonna lie. I just ate a bunch
of acids. So you got about twenty minutes before it
gets weird.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Did you head out?

Speaker 3 (55:58):
No?

Speaker 17 (55:59):
I was like, you know what, I'm at home. You
should probably enjoy this park by yourself with all your acid.
I don't know what I'm going to contribute.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
This is one of those conversations that always comes back
on our show. But you read something about a woman
and a guy on a date and his dog fill
in the river.

Speaker 18 (56:17):
Yes, she met him on Tinder.

Speaker 17 (56:19):
She said she liked him because his dog was in
his profile picture, so she thought.

Speaker 18 (56:22):
He might be a great guy.

Speaker 17 (56:23):
They go on a walk, the dog jumps into a
river and she had to jump into the river to
save the dog while he stood on the banks useless,
giving no advice, and then said he.

Speaker 18 (56:32):
Was just too terrified and froze.

Speaker 17 (56:34):
He didn't know what to do, so she said that
was the end of our dating.

Speaker 18 (56:38):
We only went on one and never again, first and last.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
It only ended there first dates later. Yeah, I spilled
a glass of red wine all over this guy's shirt,
a white, crisp, white button down shirt, and we had
to go to a party after that. He had no
clothes to change too. I just kind of ruined his night.
Never heard from him again. Oh no, his loss. Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
This woman I used to work with in South Florida.
She worked at a TV station there. She was on
a first date with a guy and he got up
and went to the bathroom, and he was gone for
a while, and he came back and he was like
kind of like out of breath and whatnot. And she's
like everything, okay. He's like, I gotta be honest with you.
I had to go to the bathroom and take care
of myself because I'm so turned on by you right now.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
She's like okay.

Speaker 18 (57:21):
And left.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Did he really think that was going to make her
want him?

Speaker 5 (57:30):
He must have thought that somehow this is going to
make things go better.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
All right? Top all of those pile on this text.
I vomited spaghetti all over my date's bed after drinking
a bottle of sambuca on our first date. Okay, first
of all, if you can drink a bottle of sambuca
in one night, you need to vomit up that spaghetti.
You don't want to keep that in the Oh my god. Anyway,

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a lot of calls coming in. Let's go to twelve
line twelve is Christian. Hey, Kristin, Hi there, May I
tell you it's an honor to have you on. Thank
God you're listening. We appreciate it very much.

Speaker 13 (58:08):
Thank you. Likewise, I've missed you.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Guys, well you missed us. Where have you been.

Speaker 13 (58:13):
I haven't been trapped, I haven't been driving to work,
so I don't get to hear you very often in
the morning anymore. And I need to get better about
listening to iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
I suppose I love that. Yeah, a lot of people
assume we only live in their cars. No, we're creepy.
We follow you in every room of the house. So
Kristin dating, you know, being out on the dating scene,
I don't miss it at all, especially those, you know,
the dates that were just just embarrassing. You had one

(58:41):
What happened to you?

Speaker 13 (58:43):
So a guy invited me to go to a concert,
but he didn't have a ticket for me, so he
ended up buying me one for behind the stage while
he sat front row at the Fish concert.

Speaker 8 (58:57):
Come on, man, got to keep it right there.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Wow, I mean it just amazing. It amazes me that
we share the same oxygen as people who walk the
earth and do things like that. So how did the
rest of the day go? Or did you just leave? Well?

Speaker 13 (59:15):
I didn't want to leave the concert. I snuck around
and found some friends of mine and ended up sitting
with them. But yeah, we we didn't go out again
after that.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yeah, that's a no brainer anyway. Well, sometimes you know,
it takes a while to figure out they're not the
one for you, so maybe it's better you find out
like the first night. Okay, bye, I can move on.
Thank you, Kristin. Then have a great day. Okay, thanks
for listening to us again.

Speaker 13 (59:40):
Thanks again, Bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Leslie On nine eleven, Oh god, you hear more and
more of just happening to people. Hey, Leslie, First of all,
nice to meet you. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (59:50):
Hello waity hello, wait wait hello whity Oh.

Speaker 11 (59:54):
I'm so excited me too.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
So what happened on your day?

Speaker 12 (59:58):
So we went on a date. It was great whatever,
but I didn't see it going any farther than that.
And after you know, like a week or so, like,
he starts like asking me on Venmo to send him money,
and I was like, confused, why do you, like, why
do you need money so he can eat? But he's
also at work, so that made it even more confusing.

(01:00:20):
Why he needed money when he was working.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
He's trying to to pay him back for a date
or something.

Speaker 12 (01:00:27):
No, he just wanted me to send him some money
so we could go by, you know, get a bite
to eat at work.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
All right, No, wow, I mean, look, look, I'm all
four people who need to eat. You know, I'm on
their side. We all love eating. It's great. But to
go on to Venmo's someone who you've been on one
date with asking for money.

Speaker 12 (01:00:48):
Yeah, And I was like, can't you like ask your mother?
He goes, I don't want to bother her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
But he didn't bothering you again, So happy you found
out early, Leslie that he just wasn't the one for you.

Speaker 12 (01:01:01):
Yes, I did actually send him like six dollars once.
I was like, here, I'll be generous for the day.
Here you go. But then I thought it do stop. Nope,
he just kept asking.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
No, no, Once you feed that stray animal, they come
back every single time. All right, Leslie, thank you for listening.
And I'm sure, I'm sure you've moved on and you
haven't heard from him of late.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Right.

Speaker 12 (01:01:21):
Oh yeah, we still talk every now and then, but
I just try to avoid the whole light.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Good money than good bye.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
All right, Leslie, thank you, have a great day. Okay
you two thinks line sixteen run Hey ron Hey, thanks
for listening very much. So you went on on a date,
went back to her house, and what happened, Well, we.

Speaker 31 (01:01:41):
Went and runted a movie and I went back to
her house. I had a personal ad out and then
I said I didn't mind mind kids. I mean, I
love kids. And I walked in the house and five
little ones come running up to me and going daddy.
It's like wow, right back around and right back out

(01:02:04):
the door.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
You took that VHS right back to Blockbuster, Daddy Dandy,
and there's five of them.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
You're like, oh.

Speaker 31 (01:02:14):
Boy, Yeah, I wanted to mind if she would have
said she would have had kids, but when we talked,
she never mentioned kids.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
You already had them. She cut out the middle man,
all right, thank you, Ron, have a great day man yep.
And finally Cameline six.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Hey, Kim, Hey, hello lady.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Welcome to the show. In a good mood today, You're good.

Speaker 28 (01:02:37):
I'm in a great mood today.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Good so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Tell us what happened?

Speaker 21 (01:02:43):
So I got autun on a date and I was
so excited.

Speaker 23 (01:02:45):
I said yes.

Speaker 21 (01:02:46):
And it was around eight o'clock at night, and I
was living in the city at the time, and he said, Hey,
I gotta make a do something real quick, drop something off.
You mind coming with me? And I said no, not
at all. So he takes me uptown. He tells me
to stand by a light pole. So I stand under
a light pole and he goes and does a trust
deal and I'm standing there for ten minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:03:09):
Oh my god, wow, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
So he was dating you while he was at work.

Speaker 21 (01:03:14):
Basically, Oh no, God, I didn't even know what to do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
I was shocked.

Speaker 21 (01:03:19):
I was and I was scared. I didn't know what
was going on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Well, so, well, what happened after that?

Speaker 21 (01:03:25):
Well he came back and I was like, what was
that And he was like, oh, I just had to
drop something off, and he literally went to a car
leaned over in a car. They were talking. Then he
went into a building and I just stood there and
he just played it off like it was nothing, and
I didn't know what to do. So we went out
to dinner and then I coasted him before I even
knew ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
I mean, did you even did you try to find out?
Did you ask him to over dinner? Like, hey, so
what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
No? I was scared.

Speaker 20 (01:03:53):
I'm not even lying.

Speaker 30 (01:03:54):
I was like, what is going on?

Speaker 21 (01:03:56):
I just it was a bad, bad day that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
That guy tells you just here, stand under the light
in the lamp post, I'll be back, and they put
their head into a strange car going by. Yeah, there's
something going on. Yeah, at least I had a light
consider it. There's that all right, Kim, go have a
great day. Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 26 (01:04:16):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 22 (01:04:17):
Bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Yeah, Gandhi, what happened to you?

Speaker 17 (01:04:21):
I got a venmo request to pay a guy back
for a date because we went out to dinner and
at the end he said, so, do you want me
to come back up to your apartment?

Speaker 18 (01:04:27):
I said no, I'm good, I'll see you later.

Speaker 17 (01:04:29):
And two days later I got a venmo request because
and I quote you were a disappointment.

Speaker 8 (01:04:35):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Well, so you asked yourself what loser would go on
a date, and then venmo the date for their money back.

Speaker 18 (01:04:45):
His name is Matt. He's from South Africa. Matt, Matt.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Well there's one right here.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Nay, hey, it worked for me.

Speaker 8 (01:04:51):
I will stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
My first date with Heather.

Speaker 30 (01:04:53):
You know, we go out, we have a drink, we
have dinner, and then at the end of the night
she needs to get an uber home and her uber's networking.
So I said, oh, you know, I'll get this, I'll
get your you're an uber home and she says, i'll
pay you back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Well, a week goes by, she hasn't called me or
paid me back.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
So I've been my requested.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Her twenty five dollars and second dollar and she paid it.
I'm like, all right, that guy, I just wasn't charming.

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
Gunny if she told Nate she was going to pay
him back and she didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
And then thank you Fordy.

Speaker 8 (01:05:27):
Again you let it go, dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Not letting that one go.

Speaker 30 (01:05:31):
Sorry, my word is my bond.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
You said a bad precedent, Nate, you said a good
one this time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
Well, do you remember what happened with me with the
milk dud?

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
I was on a date with some guy, first date,
and we I said, oh, let's put the bill. He's like, no,
it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, no worries. Later on,
we were at the movies online waiting to go, and
he goes, hey, you remember that money you owe me
for the date. You could buy me some milk duds?
And I go what He's like, yeah, give me some
candy at he sent my ass over to the candy
counter to get him some milk duds. That was the

(01:06:04):
last time we went out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
What did jackass milk duds?

Speaker 8 (01:06:08):
Yeah? Who even eats milk duds at the movie theater?

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Who needs milk duds anywhere? Is that a thing? Milk duds?

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
Doggie likes milk duds?

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
I knew.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
But Elvis found one in his underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Oh well I did. It was right next to the
Barbie shoe. God no, but don't thing. We used to
use milk duds for it. We put like put it
on your front tooth and you go up to people
and smile and start talking to them like a herd
on your tooth. That's what milk duds are for. You
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Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
What Now?

Speaker 8 (01:07:09):
Mister ran in the morning show, Danielle, I'd like to order?
I'd like to order breakfast?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
What do you want?

Speaker 8 (01:07:17):
You know, tailor ham with egg and cheese on a
bagel would be delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
You being in New Jersey, the rest of the world
has no idea what Taylor Ham is that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
Pork pork pork roll?

Speaker 18 (01:07:31):
Ever, I don't know that either yet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Until I moved to the East Coast, I had never
heard of pork roll.

Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
They don't have it everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
What typical of you New Yorkers? And now I'm one
of you. You think if it doesn't happen here, it
doesn't happen.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
Like goodness, I can't believe you don't know what you've
been missing.

Speaker 18 (01:07:50):
It's so good.

Speaker 17 (01:07:51):
Scary as like the King of explaining something using the
same word that you're trying to get explained to you.
So I'm like, what is tailor ham? And he'd be like,
you know, tailor ham. It's like tailor ham, like pork
like tailor ham.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
The brand of pork pool. And it's in an orange box.

Speaker 15 (01:08:06):
And it usually is just sold around New Jersey or Pennsylvania,
exactly anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
But you you, seriously you think it happens here. It
happens everywhere. It doesn't know York. New Yorkers are so
ego blasted, you think that this is the only place
in the world that exists.

Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
I mean, we just want the nice things for everyone,
you know, we want to share your ham.

Speaker 18 (01:08:29):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (01:08:30):
That's delicious some people. Some people will just snacked tailor
ham on a sandwich and put a little ketchup and
that's all they have. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
It's funny, you know, depending on where you are from
in this country of ours, you have some regional food
or whatever that only you know about and you assume
everyone knows about it, like, for instance, from uh, Pennsylvania, scrapple, Right,
did you have scrappled and eerie Pennsylvania.

Speaker 30 (01:08:58):
That's a south eastern a sort of thing, not not
northwestern Pa.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Where I'm right?

Speaker 18 (01:09:04):
What is scrapple?

Speaker 30 (01:09:05):
Do?

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
I want to know?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
It's like every part of the pig, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
Just we play that game with like little word tiles
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
When I moved from Philly to New York, I remember
the devis going from the big scrapple to the big Apple.
I said, no, I'm not, No, I'm not. And then
you know, cheese curds from from Wisconsin whatever, from Midwest,
I know, but we we called it fried cheese. They
called it cheese curds. The word curd to me sounds

(01:09:34):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Know, remblance of a cheese turd.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
It's like if you're from South Florida, you have your cafecito, right,
Oh yeah, yeah, what is that? See exactly? You don't know?

Speaker 8 (01:09:50):
Sounds good?

Speaker 17 (01:09:51):
Cuban Yeah, little eighty bitty coffee. You drink more than one,
you're gonna be lit.

Speaker 31 (01:09:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Your nipples fly off.

Speaker 8 (01:09:58):
Courtney Kardashian was obsessed with those for a while. I
watched her Chloe and I watched her drive around trying
to get one. I think it was Chloe.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
That's why she has no NA. Yeah, name what.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
You're totally right, though, Elvis.

Speaker 30 (01:10:09):
People from the New York area, when you don't know something,
they always say.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
How do you not know that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Exactly?

Speaker 30 (01:10:17):
Like if you're in South Florida or something, so I
don't know what that is. Oh well, let me explain
it to you. But up here it's how do you
not know what a pony is? It's to the point
where like if I have to tell you what it
is and I don't, you don't need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
You don't know. I remember the first time we actually
flew Scary out of New York. He'd never been out
of New York City ever. Wow, you know, we flew
him to South Beach. We went to Miami, and he
wore his hard sold shoes on the sand. Yes, I did, really, Gandhi.
We had a pool party, remember this, Danielle. We had

(01:10:52):
a pool party. He wore these hard sold shoes on
the sand. I'm like, what are you doing?

Speaker 18 (01:10:56):
Exact guy his sketchers with squared toes.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
That the first time I ever met Scary.

Speaker 8 (01:11:05):
Yeah. We're all standing there in our flip flops and
a little sandals, and here he comes, and we're like, Scary,
what are you doing?

Speaker 15 (01:11:10):
I want to take my morning show family. It's not
because over the years he has taught me how as
a native New Yorker, to open my mind and just
say look. Remind me constantly New York is not the
center of the universe.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
It's not. It's a great place. We love New York.
Don't get me wrong. It's my home now, you know.
But I remember when we flew him to Iowa for
the first time for the Iowa State Fair. Oh my god,
it was like we flew him to another planet.

Speaker 18 (01:11:35):
He was taking an alien places.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Oh I know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
He was like, Okay, so we're at the fair, right,
and we go to the the livestock barns. Here's come Scary.
Look at the balls on that pig. Oh my god,
I don't know pigs hood balls.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
You need to get out of the goat humping and
scary and erao the goats hume.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Yes, yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 15 (01:12:02):
I was in a world all my own. But I
gotta say, it's a wonderland out there. People should get
out and explore America.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Oh my gosh. Anyway, I'm glad we got you out
of New York and now you love traveling. Line three
is Maddie, let's talk to Maddie. Hey, Maddie, Hello, hello lady.
Now where are you from?

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
So?

Speaker 24 (01:12:26):
Originally I am from South Carolina? Okay, but I moved
to Ohio when I was like seven. So like when
we like down there, boiled peanuts are like a big thing.

Speaker 21 (01:12:40):
Yeah, boiled peanuts absolutely, And then you move then up
here people were like, what the heck are you eating peanuts?

Speaker 28 (01:12:47):
They're delicious?

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
They don't I know boiled peanuts where she's from. Those
they're a thing.

Speaker 8 (01:12:53):
You ever had those, Danielle, No, see by us. It's
the dirty peanuts you get outside Yankee Stadium, Like you know,
you make sure you buy I like the roasted ones,
the caramel on them and all that good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
When Gandhi first moved to New York, uh, Maddie, she
was like, what are you eating? Where are we eating?
That day? You were like pastry.

Speaker 17 (01:13:14):
Yeah, when pastries come in and you guys start naming
them off, like the different Italian cookies and all kinds
of things.

Speaker 18 (01:13:19):
A lobster claw.

Speaker 17 (01:13:20):
I had no idea what that was.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
She said, why are you eating a lobster for dessert?
I said, no, it's not a real lobster. They called
it a lobster tail. No idea. When I first moved
to New York, they said, come on, Elvis, have some sandel.

Speaker 18 (01:13:37):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Do you know what that is?

Speaker 13 (01:13:39):
Do you.

Speaker 30 (01:13:41):
Do?

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
You tell them what is? It's an Italian pastry.

Speaker 15 (01:13:46):
It looks like a cream puff, but it's filled with
either this FD has no cream in it. It's actually
a lobster tail without cream. Actually it's a creams lobster.

Speaker 17 (01:13:54):
You're using lobster tail to explain something, and I don't
even know what a lobster tail is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
So we have to go back phil dough, Like, now,
what's what's that mountain of dough knots that's covered in honey?
It's called it's like streaky, Never heard of it, never
heard of it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:16):
It's like, what doesn't mean that Christmas time with.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
The dotted sprinkles and then when you pick one up,
all the honey is gooey, and it's not my favorite
all right. Well, Maddie, I happen to love boiled peanuts
as well. And now that you're living in Ohio, now
where are you living.

Speaker 23 (01:14:34):
Near?

Speaker 24 (01:14:34):
Like two hours away from Columbus on like the border
of Ohio and West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Okay, So this is the point wherever you move from,
you got to bring your favorite stuff like boiled peanuts
with you and teach them. Teach them about boiled peanuts.
You can start a trend.

Speaker 11 (01:14:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (01:14:49):
Not a lot of people like the Trump because they're like, well,
first of all, they're in this nasty juice.

Speaker 28 (01:14:52):
They're slimy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Yeah, they are. Thank you, Maddie, have a beautiful day.
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 23 (01:14:59):
Thank I love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
We love you too. And it's it's it's a pleasure
to know that you're listening. Hold hold on one second.
Here comes Nate to flirt with you. Don Taylor is
online too, Oh my god, Taylor is your last name? Ham?

Speaker 22 (01:15:13):
No, my cousin comes to visit from Jersey here in Virginia.

Speaker 21 (01:15:20):
And she also was like Danielle and was like, there's
not Taylor Ham everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
And I was like, no, it's a new Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
I mean I don't even think you can get Taylorham
in New York. It's really really a Jersey thing, right.
So Taylor like, okay, you're in Virginia.

Speaker 23 (01:15:37):
You said, yeah, we live.

Speaker 22 (01:15:39):
We live in Virginia, which is like thirty minutes from Charles, Virginia.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Right now, what do you have there that we don't
get here in New York.

Speaker 20 (01:15:47):
Well, I don't.

Speaker 22 (01:15:48):
We were thinking about anything regional specific, and we lived,
you know, in the South, so we like to have barbecue.
But my husband is North Carolina and anything.

Speaker 28 (01:16:00):
When we get barbecue here anywhere, she's like ready to
flit the table over live it because he's like.

Speaker 23 (01:16:05):
This is not real barbecue exactly.

Speaker 22 (01:16:09):
I know we go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
I'm the same way. So I moved to New York
from I'm Risley from Dallas from Texas. So we we
have great barbecue there, and we have great Mexican food,
like text mex right, and I couldn't find it anywhere here,
and people say, oh god, I went to this Mexican
restaurant here in New Jersey. It's great and I went
there and ate it. It was like vomit. I'm like,
this is not Mexican vomit on a plate.

Speaker 22 (01:16:31):
Yep, that's exactly how my husband is.

Speaker 21 (01:16:33):
He's like, this is disgusting.

Speaker 20 (01:16:34):
Gut it out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Yeah, I'm with him. I'm with it all right, Taylor. Look,
thanks for listening to us. Have a beautiful day to day. Okay,
stay safe, Thank you you too. And then you walk
around New York City back in the day, you get
the dirty water hot dogs.

Speaker 8 (01:16:48):
Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Wouldn't dare eat those anywhere else. For some reason, we're
feel very safe here.

Speaker 8 (01:16:54):
It's so good. And it's even better when the guy
who's handling them has dirty hands.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Yeah, flavor, Oh, that's that's where the dirty water kept
from his head. I remember when GANI first moved to
New York. She was like, I just want to I
just want to friggin chimmy changa. Where do I find those?
And on chimmy choga, you have no idea.

Speaker 18 (01:17:13):
I was texting people about it.

Speaker 17 (01:17:14):
I think I even texted Scary, like, hey man, where
can I get a chimmy choga? And all of the
Mexican food around us is pretty authentic Mexican food, so
they don't sell a chimmy.

Speaker 18 (01:17:22):
Chango, which is all I wanted. Found one. It's at
a place like twenty minutes from me called me.

Speaker 15 (01:17:27):
Once and she's like, Hey, where do I get hot
beef around here?

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
And I'm like, yeah, hot beef, hot, hot beef beef.

Speaker 17 (01:17:35):
My boyfriend is from Chicago and they have Italian chipped
beef there, so he wanted to see if New York
had anything similar. So we're on a hunt looking for this.
Couldn't find it anywhere, scary, I think. Found one place
called Hanks, so we ventured into the city to find King.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
This is great. Yeah, he's Italian sandwiches. Those are great.
Chris is on Line four, brand new listener. Oh he's
listening to us in Eerie. This is you know, hey, Chris, Yes,
so Straight Nate, our senior executive producer, is from Erie,
used to work on the same station we're on right now,
right and right there, back in the day. How about that?

Speaker 25 (01:18:09):
Wow? Yeah, brand new listenery. Just just just listening this
morning and I heard an eerie t a reference and
that he was from there, and I had to call
in and relate to the different food items he might know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
But okay, so what are you eating an eerie that
we've never heard.

Speaker 16 (01:18:27):
In the morning show.

Speaker 25 (01:18:29):
Well, Straight Date hasn't heard of it either when we
talked to be you need to call but Ox Roads
is fairly big here.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Never heard of an ox ros. I have no clue
about an ox? What ox?

Speaker 25 (01:18:41):
What a host ox ROAs sandwiches?

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
It is?

Speaker 25 (01:18:47):
A I guess a distant cousin of roast beef is
the best way to describe what it looks like and
tastes like. Okay, I don't know what part of the
ox that comes from.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 25 (01:19:01):
You know, we don't have rump ox roast or any
weird you know to say, loky, what what part of
the body is from? Butte it's a less salty, uh
way more flavorful.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Than roast beef.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Uh meat?

Speaker 25 (01:19:17):
And you put a horse rat, you put horse radish
on it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Huh well it must be great if you have to
smother it and horse radish.

Speaker 25 (01:19:25):
Exactly one of the strongest condiments, just to slather it in.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
You know, I love horse readish, right, You know what, Nate,
when the last time you were in your hometown of
Erie in a.

Speaker 30 (01:19:33):
While, I mean I thought I thought Chris was going
to talk about pepperoni balls, which you know.

Speaker 25 (01:19:37):
Oh yeah, well that's you guys were talking earlier. That's
just something I assumed was everywhere. And uh, my job
I'm in now, I travel more, and.

Speaker 31 (01:19:46):
That's a good point you bring up.

Speaker 25 (01:19:47):
I look for pepperoni balls in other areas and they
don't have them. So that is one something I was like,
you don't have what like I was a New.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
York Yeah, A hold on, second, they're called pepperoni balls.
You told us about these one day.

Speaker 30 (01:20:00):
Yeah, they're great. They're dough balls, but pieces of pepperonium.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:20:04):
I'm so freaking hungry right now, really, all right.

Speaker 25 (01:20:09):
Now, it's a very simple, delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
You called us up. Christ Now you made us all.
Now we're just mad. They're all angry. Listen, Chris, I'm
glad you're listening to us. Thank you, thank you for
giving us a chance. Tell everyone in Arie that we're on.

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Go have some ox roast today and have a great day. Yeah,
all right, take it easy.

Speaker 18 (01:20:29):
What's that, Gandhi, it's not even OX.

Speaker 17 (01:20:31):
I looked it up because I wanted to see which
part of the ox it was. It says it's not ox.
It's actually just roast beefed. That's that's sliced and Brake
braised in aug till it's fall a party, fall a party.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
You guys, you've had oxtail, right?

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:20:50):
Oh yeah, Caribbean food.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Yeah, I love Caribbean food. Oxtail like a stew. It's great.
It has a little a little bone in the metal.

Speaker 18 (01:21:02):
You're not ready for it, but it's actually not bad
at all. It's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
But when I eat auxtail, I keep in mind that
that that tail hung over the anus.

Speaker 8 (01:21:11):
Right, maybe clean extra flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
You're gonna clean that thing. What's up? Scary?

Speaker 15 (01:21:18):
I just realized that here we call the Pepperoni ball Stromboli.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
No, that's different.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
No, Pepperoni ball is a ball Stromboli is like a
folded try fail.

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Speaker 16 (01:22:18):
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Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
You know, we sit in this room. We love each other,
We know each other very well. You know, we have
so many people listening to the show, and we want
to get to know the people who are listening to
our show as well. Like this, and it just came
out of nowhere. Where I will ask a listener a question,
they will give an answer, and then will go around
the room then gandhi, you have to base your next
question on the answer they just gave.

Speaker 8 (01:22:43):
Okay, okay, I like this, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
This is how we get to know someone. Larry King,
I don't know if you knew who he was. He
was a great interviewer and he always said, there's no
reason to prep for an interview. Just have one question
ready to go, and every question you asked for the
next hour is based on the an sure they just
gave you.

Speaker 17 (01:23:01):
Okay, that's cool, very interesting, right, yeah, all right, and
it shows that you're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
I'm sure what you say, I'm getting.

Speaker 6 (01:23:08):
To know you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
I'm getting to know about you. Good morning, Bethany, I
think you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Might mean Stephanie. Oh, Stephanie, good morning guys. You guys
have no idea how long I've waited. I have called
you guys thousands of times, and my boyfriend is very doubtful,
like you're not going to get through, and oh my god,
you just showed him wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Yeah, Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, it's so good to have you,
and it's time for us to get to know you,
because you know what, getting to know you makes us
feel real Keen, all right, Stephanie. I'm gonna ask a
question and you give it an answer, and all you
do is just sit there and let us just fire
some questions at you. Okay, okay, all right, Stephanie. You're

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from Cleveland, by the way, listening to Kids ninety six five.
Thank you for listening to us. Stephanie, what do you
do for a living?

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
I'm a tattooed artist.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Yeah aandhi?

Speaker 17 (01:24:06):
All right man, there are so many for this one.
What is the craziest tattoo you've ever put on someone's body?

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
I actually did a bloody tampon on somebody, and then
I also got tattooed seven wieners on my own leg.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Okay, oh oh.

Speaker 18 (01:24:25):
I wish I had the follow up to this.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Yeah, I can send me an email address. I could
totally send you a picture of my leaners.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Okay, well, and I'll do the same, Froggy, what is
your follow up for, Stephanie?

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
Now, those seven wiiners that you tattooed on your leg,
did they represent seven different people?

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
No? No, no, It's just I'm a very weird person and
that's just one of the things that I collect. And
my boyfriend saw this picture online. He goes, you need this,
and I'm totally agree. I needed this, so I tattooed
it on my thigh.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Oh my god, I love it. By the way, just
a little pause in the action, I'm loving Stefan. Okay,
So based on that answer, Danielle, Okay, so.

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
You said that you are a weird person and you
collect things.

Speaker 29 (01:25:09):
So what other weird things do you collect?

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
Animal bones? I actually have a raccoons wiener bone, and
I yeah, I'm just yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
By the way, another pause in the action, Diamond, you
just redeemed yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Famous, all right? Wiener bones. Uh nate? Okay, question where
did you get the raccoon Wiener.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Bone edit tattoo convention?

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
This just gets weird, all.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Right, scary scary?

Speaker 15 (01:25:41):
Follow up on the tattoos convention? What other types of
conventions have you been to?

Speaker 17 (01:25:48):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
Comic con?

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Yeah? Very nice? All right, my turn? I guess God,
I wish I could follow up on the Wiener Bone comic.
What is it in your life, Stephanie, that had in
your opinion, that has led you down this pathway to
these interesting unusual I don't want to say fetishes, but
interests and like comic con and tattoos, Like what's your

(01:26:14):
in your background made you who you are today?

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
I think that it has to do with a little with
my grandmother and my mother. My grandmother was a seamstress.
My mother took over that, so I learned how to sew, crochet, crossed, ditch,
needle point, I can pain. I'm a jack of all
traits and I used to draw all the time, color
anything crafty and I was just meant for this. It

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was a calling for me.

Speaker 18 (01:26:38):
That is so awesome.

Speaker 17 (01:26:40):
So do your mom and your grandma who you got
all of these wonderful skills from? Know about your Wiener tattoos.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Oh yes, yes, my mom thinks I'm very weird, but
she wouldn't have me any other way.

Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
Nah.

Speaker 18 (01:26:51):
Wow, she seems pretty awesome, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Sure is your follow up? Frog?

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
You seem to be very open. Is there anything you
don't tell your mom? You've told her about the seven Wieners?
Is there anything you're holding back to your mom that
you'd like to share with us?

Speaker 27 (01:27:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
No, No, I tell my mom everything, every gruesome little
piece of my soul. My mother knows.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Oh wow, Danielle, So.

Speaker 8 (01:27:13):
Do you think you got this from your mother? Is
your mother just as weird as you are.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
She's getting a little more weirder in her old age.
I had to bring it out of her.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
All right.

Speaker 30 (01:27:26):
The follow up from Nat? Okay, your mom's weird. If
your mom this may be a yes or no question,
but I want you to elaborate. If your mom asked
for you to tattoo a very private part of her body,
would you do it?

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Yeah, okay, elaborate, Please elaborate.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
I am all for body positivity and if this would
make her happy and feel comfortable in her own skin,
by all means, I will do whatever it takes to
make my mother happy.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Loop should that scary follow up?

Speaker 15 (01:27:58):
So what advice do you have for people and women
about body positivity?

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
Let's take it there.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Probably just make sure you are comfortable with yourself. Don't
let anybody tell you otherwise. If you have a boyfriend
that says, oh, you shouldn't get this as a tattoo,
it wouldn't look great, dump them right there because they
don't want to be with you. They want to be
with the essence of you. And if they can't accept
you for what you have on your body, what you
look like, they're not the right person for you. They're

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supposed to build you up, not break you down.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Yeah girl, wow, Stephanie, you are just amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
You are amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
All right, So let me follow up on that. I
don't want to get too dark, but if you go dark,
that's where we're going. So was there anything in your life,
any any major, major moment in your life that made
you go, wait a minute, I get it now, now
that this has happened, I now love myself and treat
myself differently. Was there a moment that was a turning

(01:28:56):
point in your life?

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
My child, giving birth to my eight year old, and
I did that with no epidural so I felt every
ounce of pain and he is the one that changed
my life around for the best.

Speaker 18 (01:29:08):
That's wonderful.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
Okay.

Speaker 18 (01:29:10):
So what was your life like before your child that
you feel like maybe he needed to change or if
you felt there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
Was everything everything. I was going down a very destructive
path with destructive people.

Speaker 10 (01:29:24):
And.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
That surprise just turned me around because all I wanted
to be was a mom, and now I get to
be a cool mom. He's the coolest kid in school.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Okay, your follow up, Froggy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
So, with him changing your life the way he has,
do you try and steer him to stop from the
things that maybe you thought bad paths you were going
down that you'll steer him in a better direction.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Yes. And I also tried to give him other outlooks
that he could do any other way to express his
creativity that would be in a healthy way instead of
being destructive.

Speaker 8 (01:30:02):
All right, follow up, Danielle, So does your son use
you as show and tal and say, hey, look at
the penises on my mom's leg.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
You know, we tell him not to discuss what tattoos
I have, but he does. He's my biggest advocate. He
my mom's tattoo artist. He tattoos everybody. He's going to
tell everybody our life story when he meets them. One second, all.

Speaker 30 (01:30:26):
Right, follow up your tattoo artist. Your mom's a tattoo artist.
Has anybody ever come into the tattoo shop and just
point at the wall and say, give me that one.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
And what was it?

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
I'm not that kind of I'd like to make and
customize the pieces for everybody else. So I'm not like here,
pick this off the wall and I'm gonna tattoo on it,
or someone brings me a picture of a tattoo that's
already someone's tattoo. I'd rather create it and remake it
into my own.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Okay, I'm glad it's my turn now. Stephanie. By the way,
having so much fun with you. Thank you for any
time with us.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
I'm having so much fun with you.

Speaker 27 (01:31:02):
Guys.

Speaker 11 (01:31:02):
You have no idea you know.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
What you seem like such you seem so well connected
to the people you're talking to, because obviously you're connecting
with us in tens of millions of people right now.
So if I walked into you your business and this
is kind of where I am with the tattoo. I'm
fifty something years old. I still don't have one. I
want one. Oh my goodness, I can't land on the

(01:31:24):
one I want. What kind of psychology? What kind of
conversation do you have with someone to like me to
help make me figure out what tattoo I should get.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
I feel like you should get something that's definitely meaningful
to you. Not your significant other's name, because that's always
a bad juju.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
For relationship, yes, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
But get something meaningful that could represent you, your pets,
your significant other or deceased one, something that you won't regret.
I got all the tattoos that meant something to me,
and now I'm getting the tattoos that don't mean anything.
Just make sure that you focus on something that you
were going to want to look at for the rest

(01:32:06):
of your life, because once it's there, you can't change that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
She can give you a winger elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
I already have one. I'm on Instagram looking at Streeter tattoo.
Is that you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
It's actually tattoo slap tattoo t a T t underscore
hell ap forget?

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
I said that. Okay, she just told me one more
round because I'm having so much fun. She just told
me the philosophy of what I should go through in
order to chuse the tattoo, So pick it up. Scary, Well,
did I skip you last one?

Speaker 15 (01:32:39):
So give us give us another positive, awesome philosophy of
your life that has nothing to do with the tattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Something different.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
I don't know. I mean, my life is literally tattoos
and my child.

Speaker 8 (01:32:53):
Like your blue hair.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
By the way, I think we can leave it at that.
All right, it's tattoo underscore slap? How did you choose tattoo?
Underscore slap? That sounds fun?

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Well, tattoo, of course because it's tattoos. But my name
is Stephanie Lee and Persowski, so my initial spell slap.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Okay, that's perfect. I love it. You know what, Stephanie,
you are so much fun to talk to. You know what.
I'm so glad we got to know you today. And
I know there's much more.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
That was just the surface.

Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
She's beautiful, beautiful, thank you, great and blue God beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:33:29):
I love your coraline one. It's so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
That's my girl, Megan. I love her so much.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
Okay, and again, if you want to check out Stephanie
on Instagram. It's tattoo underscore slap and you know what,
it's been fun getting to know you. We could do
this without this dumb song. Stephanie, have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
Okay, thank you so much. I'm so happy. I hope
you guys have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
Because of you. We now will thank you very much.
Say say thank you again. Tephanie Diamond, she's all yours.
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Speaker 16 (01:34:20):
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Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
So you know our friend Dina with the pink hair.

Speaker 8 (01:34:36):
We love her, Yeah, I love her.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Uh not only is she a very dear friend and
what she's always there for us for hair and makeup.
Well we we haven't needed in quite some time, but
now you know, lately that's been warming up, you know,
she's she came to my apartments the other day. She said,
let me bring you some gifts. She also has a
side hustle that came out during the pandemic. She makes candles. Yeah,
these incredible candles. I'm not just saying it's like like

(01:34:59):
goops vagina candles. I'm talking about maybe.

Speaker 8 (01:35:02):
She could have Dina's vagina candle.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
Maybe anyway, So she had several candles, but one of
the candles she gave me, which was my favorite, was
called Stolen Hoodie. Oh yes, I'm like, what is this.
She's like, you know when you go to a guy's
house and you spend the night and you do him,
and the next day you steal their hoodie and you
leave and take it home with you. Sniff the candle.
I sniffed and went it smelled it. It smelled it.

(01:35:26):
It smelled like like a guy's hoodie that had been stolen.
Like you could smell a little bit of a cologne
in there, but you could also smell some musky smell,
like a yeah, a dirty guy like Nate whatever, not
that dirty. What a brilliant idea, and it got me
to thinking about stealing guys hoodies, Gandhi in your dating life?
Have you ever stolen a guy's hoodie?

Speaker 18 (01:35:47):
I just oh.

Speaker 17 (01:35:48):
First of all, I have like ten from my boyfriend,
and he called me out for one of them the
other day, so I had to bring it back.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Right. Yes, they call it if it's like a one
night stand thing and you steal the hoodie, they called
it a screw of an air as you it's right,
I mean and uh, I mean, Daniel, do you ever
swipe Sheldon's hoodies?

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:36:04):
All the time? Take it away? And yet sometimes I
spray it with a like cologne and stuff. Oh yeah,
you want to make sure you smell the person exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
So so I was looking this up. There's actually something
for a TikTok video. I saw. There's many reasons why
it's great to steal his hoodie. First of all, it
really when you're sniffing him, it releases serotonin and dorphins.
There's a scientific thing going on there. Scientifically, it makes
you happy because you're sniff at him right. Secondly, it
makes you look good because sometimes his hoodie is a

(01:36:33):
couple of sizes larger than you, so you feel like
you just kind of you're just in there, like rattling around.

Speaker 25 (01:36:38):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Guys love that too. They like to see they like
to see people in their hoodie. When it's when it's oversized,
there's a sense of security when you're wearing You're walking
down the street and you can lift that up and
sniff it and you're like, oh, that smells like him.
I'm taken. I'm taken, and this hoodie is protecting me
from the evil world outside. Right. Yep, and it smells
it smells like you're the person you stole it from. Guy, girl,

(01:37:02):
doesn't matter it all the We all have our our odors,
good and bad. It's kind of fantastic. Make plus, my
favorite part of wearing their hoodie is I stole it
and I got away with it because we like to
steal stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:37:17):
Most of the time. They don't get it back most
of the time. That's yours and that's it pretty much.

Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
No, And I don't feel sorry for you. If you
have a hoodie that was stolen, too bad, go buy
another one. You know what, No, it is, it's not
We're not trying to be nice. It really is a compliment.
You should have a you should always have like a
case of stinky hoodies in the back, ready to be stolen.
Whole case exactly. Yeah, Froggy, what do you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
Think if I stole your black hoodie? What would that's?
What does your anger smell like? How would that smell anger?

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
That's an old thing. But I haven't been angry in
a black hoodie for years. You're that's yesterday's news.

Speaker 8 (01:37:50):
Now he's angry in a black T shirt. It's a
lot different.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
They used to make fun of me because for some reason,
when I wore a black hoodie to work, that meant
that meant I didn't really care that day when I
was getting ready translation, I didn't want to deal with
anyone to bs. Therefore I was mean. So they called
those my black hoodie days. But now I wear black
hoodies every day. Same what straight night.

Speaker 30 (01:38:13):
As a guy that's had his hoodie stolen, I can
tell you that sometimes it's not just outright stolen without knowledge.
You sometimes gave it to the person say hell, it's
cold out here, take this hoodie, and then they would
conveniently forget to return it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
Yeah, no matter how, get the hell out of here.
Don't just steal it. It doesn't matter how you procure
your hoodie. It's yours now. It smells like them, and
you can't wash it. That's another thing about stolen hoodies.
If you wash them, they lose all their magic. It's gone.
It washes down the drain.

Speaker 17 (01:38:44):
That's also part of the beauty of the stolen hoodie
is it's always worn in like a pair of shoes.

Speaker 18 (01:38:48):
After a while. It's the perfect amount of comfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Hey, does Dina with the pink hair have a website?
Can people buy her candles?

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:38:56):
You can go to Dina's Kissing Makeup dot Com.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
So okay, so I'm encouraging everyone. Look, we're not making
any money off this. We're not getting percentage at all.
We just happened to love Dina. Go check out her
line of candles, but buy the stolen hoodie. That's my
favorite one.

Speaker 8 (01:39:11):
She has really pretty ones too, that like look like
a cupcake and look like a like a cappuccino, and
they're I don't know how the house she comes up
with this stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Now, what is her website.

Speaker 17 (01:39:21):
Again, Dina's kiss and Makeup dot Com?

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Is it d n A d I n A at
Dina's Yes, Dina's what.

Speaker 18 (01:39:29):
Kiss and Makeup dot Com?

Speaker 31 (01:39:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
I get it kiss and Makeup.

Speaker 29 (01:39:34):
That's the name of her salon, Dina's Kiss and Makeup.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Okay, so Dina di a in a Dina's Kiss and
Makeup dot com line twenty four is Amanda, Amanda, tell
me you've stolen a hoodie before?

Speaker 28 (01:39:48):
Oh my gosh, Hi, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Hello lady, talk about your stolen hoodie. A story.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
What happened?

Speaker 28 (01:39:54):
Yeah, when I was an undergrad, I went to a
house party. I you saw a guy that I that
was cute. You know, whatever happened. I ended up leaving
with his hoodie and then we didn't talk for a
long time. And then like a year or two later,
he messaged me and said, give me back my hoodie.
Is funny and used it as I guess the way

(01:40:16):
to start talking again. And here we are, eight years later,
with a dog and a house and a cat from
a hoodie stolen.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
It came from a stolen.

Speaker 28 (01:40:31):
My roommates from college ended up with Daniel.

Speaker 8 (01:40:34):
I said she got to name her first kid hoodie.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
She's not having kids. She didn't having kids.

Speaker 28 (01:40:40):
I can't believe them on the radio with you guys,
well you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Are and I love that. And there's something about that smell.
Do you still have that hoodie? By the way, eight
years later.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
No.

Speaker 28 (01:40:50):
What's really funny about it is my roommate from college
ended up stealing it from me, and.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Well, don't let her steal your guy. Hello, smells like him,
all right, imagine. Thanks, thank you for listening to us.
You go have a great day.

Speaker 28 (01:41:03):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 26 (01:41:05):
It was great talking to you guys.

Speaker 28 (01:41:06):
I love listening to you in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
Well, thank you for listening. It's a pleasure. Hold on,
Hold on one second. Here's Joe on line twenty three. Now, Joe,
on the other hand, on the other side, has had
many a hoodie stolen. Joe, if you could count up
the number of hoodies that have been stolen from you,
what would that be?

Speaker 11 (01:41:22):
Well, good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
First off, well hello ladys, and I'm on here.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
I'm glad you're here.

Speaker 11 (01:41:27):
I've been listening to you guys since I'm like fourteen.
This was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
I know we're old and ancient. Thanks for rubbing that in.
That's no, you're not Joe, all right? So how many
how many hoodies have you had stolen from you?

Speaker 11 (01:41:42):
I probably had, honestly about a dozen hoods from me
in college. Like, by the end of my college years,
I had no hoodies left.

Speaker 8 (01:41:50):
So that means you had a lot of girls in
college years or guys, whatever it is.

Speaker 11 (01:41:54):
I wouldn't even say that almost. I would say, like
my one previous ex girlfriend stole all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
Oh my god. Well wait, but now she's an accent.
She had one gone, she's an accent. She has like
a dozen of your hoodies she got away with her.

Speaker 11 (01:42:09):
No, she still has them, but I would like some
of them back, which nice, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
But if you call her or text her or whatever
to get your hoodies back, that means you're reaching out
to connect and so you can't do it. You gotta
let them go. You got to write them off.

Speaker 11 (01:42:23):
That is very true.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
That is very very true. Anyway, So there you go.
So when they stole your hoodies, were you Was it
like a badge of honor for you? I mean, is
that a good thing?

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:42:36):
Because I actually really liked the hoodies and I went
to school in Albany, so you really needed those.

Speaker 17 (01:42:42):
Yeah, guys need to start having a stockpile of crappy
hoodies and then you leave those out so that they're
available for stealing and hide your good ones.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
There you go, Alice in line eight. Then we got
to roll on. Hey Allison, Hey, that I just donated
it beg of months ago, earlier this year.

Speaker 11 (01:43:02):
That was full of stolen hoodies.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Wait, wait, hold on? How many? How many stolen hood
hoodies were in this bag you donated?

Speaker 10 (01:43:10):
I'm gonna go with half.

Speaker 12 (01:43:11):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
Okay. So was it a need to move on in
your life for you now have a solid relationship with someone,
so you you want these hoodies out out of the way.
I mean, was there a psychological reason you needed to
get rid of them? Or you just wanted to donate them?

Speaker 28 (01:43:26):
They were so old and I didn't need them anymore.

Speaker 23 (01:43:29):
And they were from guys that don't talk to you.

Speaker 12 (01:43:31):
They were all scuvenirs.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
I got you. Have you washed? Have you washed them?
And did it? Was it like a bag full of
different boy smells?

Speaker 30 (01:43:41):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:43:41):
No, I washed them.

Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
Okay, the guys. If you wash them, then you cleared them.
You cleared the guy out. They're gone. You're good. They
have an idea. What's your idea, Danielle, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 8 (01:43:54):
We start a store and it's just a little store,
and all it is is people that donate the hoodie
they have stolen, and then we sell Dina's candle as well,
and we either call it stolen hoodies or my ex
boyfriend's hoodie. This is it. We're gonna make so much money.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
But the key, the key is you can't wash them.
They have to still smell like the boy stinky, stinky hoodie,
thinky hoodies, Steaky hoodies. That's the name of it, stinky hoodies.
Oh my gosh, you're brilliant. This is like the time
you came up with rent a gay. Alison. We've got
to roll. Thank you for calling, and I'm glad that
you got rid of those hoodies. It's time to move on.
It's time to start collecting a new a new bunch.

Speaker 27 (01:44:30):
Okay, one of yours?

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Oh wow, Well, hold on, Nate, can we send Alison
a hoodie? Do does it have to smell like me?
You don't want that. It smells like pancakes, syrup and desperation. Okay,
hold on, hold on, We'll send her a dirty hoodie. Okay.
I've never given away a dirty piece of clothing before
I did, but I can't. I'm not soiling. They might

(01:44:56):
just wear them scary. I don't soil my clothing.

Speaker 8 (01:45:00):
The soil is such a gross word.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
That's disgusting. It's like, I'm like, I'm eh, all right,
we have to move on.

Speaker 16 (01:45:09):
Elvis ter Ran, the haggiest Elvis ter Orran in the
Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
Now, you were reading this and you came into me
and you said, hey, Elvis, want to slow down your aging.
I'm like, well, you're a little late. But all these things,
I think we're all running the stop sign on these things.

Speaker 18 (01:45:34):
Absolutely, we're all.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Doing it wrong. Right, So what are the ten things
we need to do to stop aging so fast?

Speaker 18 (01:45:39):
All right?

Speaker 17 (01:45:40):
So these are the ten habits that are making you
look older. And it's really not rocket science. I think
we know these. But you're in the sun too much
without sunblock. It doesn't matter what your skin color is
or how much time you spend out there, if you're
going out into the sun where sunblock, because the brown spots,
the wrinkles, all of that caused by the sun.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
Pre cancerous and canceros dots, especially if you're like.

Speaker 17 (01:46:00):
Me, absolutely scary. Has been doing a good job of
handling this one. This says you're vitamin D deficient. A
lot of people are. You can take a little supplement
to give yourself the vitamin D, especially if you're living
in dark, cold areas.

Speaker 18 (01:46:12):
You need that.

Speaker 8 (01:46:12):
I take it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
There you go, me too, I got D earlier today.

Speaker 8 (01:46:16):
Always give us your D over there.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
I got That's the first thing I get when I
leave the house.

Speaker 17 (01:46:21):
I think we are all kind of out at this one.
You are sleep deprived. I am definitely sleep deprived. I
always wonder what it's like to even get six seven
hours of sleep a night.

Speaker 18 (01:46:30):
That must be amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
Here's my thing. I'm doing everything they say to get
to sleep earlier, like stop watching TV, stop looking at
your phone, you know, get in the bed and just relax,
calm down, read, soothe yourself. And I'm not sleeping like
I used to, and so I take the melotone and
stuff like that, and I wake up old, groggy and
ft up. I can't fix that the sleep thing, can you.

Speaker 18 (01:46:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:46:50):
Maybe maybe now that you're working out so much more,
your body will start to.

Speaker 18 (01:46:53):
Go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
Oh that's good, it's all worn out.

Speaker 18 (01:46:55):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (01:46:57):
You are not moisturizing, duh. Obviously use moisturizer. Men, women,
everybody moisturizer face every day. You're not active enough. Not
being active actually really messes up all types of things,
like your circulation. You want to keep your blood pumping.
Get out, workout, it's important.

Speaker 18 (01:47:10):
Race your heart beat, it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Amen, you're too stressed.

Speaker 17 (01:47:14):
This raises your cortisol levels, and your cortisol levels affect
all kinds of things. They can make you wrinkly, make
you not sleep, all of the above.

Speaker 18 (01:47:21):
Try and relax.

Speaker 17 (01:47:22):
If you can, maybe meditate for a few minutes every day.
Your diet really is not much of a diet. It's
actually really unhealthy. Processed foods.

Speaker 18 (01:47:30):
Oh boy, guilty all of us. Yeah, I think we
all just ate a bunch of cookies and you know
some other stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
Those aren't processed. No, they're fresh.

Speaker 18 (01:47:37):
Those fresh and process I don't know about the one
scary hat good ones.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
The process is like unnatural meats.

Speaker 18 (01:47:43):
The deli meats.

Speaker 17 (01:47:44):
Sugars like, we're fine sugars. You don't want any of that stuff,
but we do it. You drink too much.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
Alcohol, Oh god, okay, you got me roll right.

Speaker 17 (01:47:52):
Past that one. You smoke too much, that's a good
one too, And yes that includes weed or cigarettes. If
you're smoking too much.

Speaker 18 (01:47:58):
Oh really, just not good for you. Yeah, and it
raises your blood pressure, it does all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 17 (01:48:02):
And finally you are not drinking enough water so you're dehydrated.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
So how many out of ten are you guilty of?

Speaker 20 (01:48:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
Of them, I think I'm guilty for maybe six of them.

Speaker 18 (01:48:13):
I think, all let's see all ten for me?

Speaker 8 (01:48:16):
No, I don't know. I have to go through them again.
But there's a bunch.

Speaker 18 (01:48:18):
I think actually maybe nine. Because I'm not in the
sun too much. I actually avoid the sun.

Speaker 17 (01:48:22):
I will sit under an umbrella and lub up with
the sun tannloations or fun screen.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
I should say.

Speaker 15 (01:48:28):
Something that I want to add to the list that
you should be doing is laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
They say we don't laugh enough, and they say, you
laugh a lot. That keeps you younger.

Speaker 18 (01:48:35):
No crows feet.

Speaker 8 (01:48:41):
I laugh a lot. Mine's not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
So after reading this list, what do you think, Nate?

Speaker 4 (01:48:46):
I should have died yesterday?

Speaker 16 (01:48:49):
Hey, I'm at sharing.

Speaker 14 (01:48:51):
Hey, what's up Metro in the morning?

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Shutter? All right, shows done, let's get out here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.