FULL SHOW: The Day We Find Out What Grandma Does

From confessing weird shopping habits to debating high school reunions, accidental shoplifting, and the things Grandma still does for us—plus a wild game of One Hit Wonders.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This morning starts, Ah, mister Ann in this.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Morning show, A very very dear old friend of our
show passed away back in November. Also happens to be
Danielle's father, Roy. We traveled the world with him. He
used to call in and talk to us and on
the radio, and he loved his daughter Danny as he
called her.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
So he passed away in November, a very very very
sad time for your family, Danielle. And I know you
miss your father a lot. You talk about him a lot, yep.
But he actually came to visit you the other night.
Tell us about how fantastic that was.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
So it's so weird, Like he always sends me signs
that he's okay, Like you know, I always get little
signs here and there, but I had never actually had
him come in a dream. And my sister always gets
dreams about him coming and talking to her, and my
mom's had a few, and I'm like, why don't I
get any. So the other night he came to me
in a dream and he like opened his arms and

(00:56):
he gave me a hug, and he just kept hugging me,
and he said, it's been so long since I've been
able to hug you like this, and I said, oh,
I said, Dad, you know I miss your hugs, you know.
And he just kept hugging me, hugging me, hugging me.
And then I remember the end of the dream. I
was like, I didn't want to let go because I
felt like once I'd let go, I wouldn't be able
to hug him again because I knew he wasn't really there,

(01:19):
and it was just like so weird, but it was
just so it was so real. And when I woke up,
I called everyone in the family and I'm like, I.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Dream I Dad was hugging me.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I felt it, he was hugging he was there. It
was just so real. It was warm, it was it
was like it was really him, and he was skinnier.
I called my sister. I said, was Dad skinnier when
he was hugging you? He lost weight in heaven? Like
I was like, it was like, like, you know, but
it was.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Just they the peloton up there.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
They might have they really might have felaws.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
So do you recall having any conversation with him or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
It was just him hugging me.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
I thought.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
He told me my clothes looked bigger, which I was like,
you know what, Dad, let's not you know, we are
in pandemic mode here. Let's just not. But I remember
I just remember him saying, it's been so long since
I've hugged hugged you like this, and I just like
lost it because.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Good for you, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
So the question is, uh, does it make you sad
if you have a dream like that or does it
make you just really really happy.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
It actually made me really happy because it was you know,
it was I wanted something like that to happen, and
I felt like I finally got a visit from him,
and it was just it was nice. I felt like,
I'm he's okay.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Why don't you do it again?

Speaker 8 (02:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Be open for it, you know, be open for it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I can think of I can think of a list
of people I would love to hear from who have
passed away. I remember the first time my dad visited me.
It was it was it was great. I woke up
a little confused, like what did that really happen? Because
it felt really real and we had a conversation. I
can't recall what it is. Don't you hate when you
have a great dream and you wake up and you know,
exactly what happened, But if you try to think about

(03:03):
it or say it out loud, it evaporates from your mind.
Oh yeah, how the brain works. So there's no telling
what happened in your dream with your father, Danielle that
you know, you just don't consciously remember, or if he
hasn't done this before, you just don't remember.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
You know, we don't know exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I love that. I love that. What a great gift
for you. Yeah, and nice, I'm so happy for you.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
It was nice.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Wow, I have Jacqueline online twenty Hey Jacqueline, Hi, Hi,
So your mom passed away?

Speaker 6 (03:36):
How long ago?

Speaker 9 (03:38):
In twenty fifteen?

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Okay, and she comes to visit you all the.

Speaker 9 (03:43):
Time all the time. My niece is four, never met her,
She talks to her all the time, says Mima comes
to her.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
A few months.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
A few months ago, I had a dream and she
hugged me on my stairs and said, I love you.
I'm okay, Everything's going to be okay. And it was amazing,
and I feel so comforted all the time.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I bet a lot of people out there are thinking, well,
what did I do wrong? They're never they're not coming
to see me. And then people try to people try
to explain it. Well, maybe they haven't crossed over. Yeah,
yeah they have, they've crossed Get over that. But yeah, yeah,
let's not start that. They're in God's wait again.

Speaker 10 (04:31):
So excited to be talking to you guys.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
By the way, we'll talk about that. I love that.
Why are you excited to talk about to us?

Speaker 9 (04:38):
I love you guys on my way to work every morning,
and you always make me smile.

Speaker 11 (04:44):
And I've been depressed for years, and.

Speaker 10 (04:46):
You guys are just like, oh, you're.

Speaker 9 (04:49):
Making me so happy.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
You know you maybe think of something.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I wonder if let's say you listen to your favorite
show every day and then let's say someone on the
show passes away, do they still like come talk to
you every morning and give you like the weather in
the traffic?

Speaker 6 (05:05):
I mean, I don't know. I don't know, like where
does one begin? Where does one end?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
But I look, I love that your mother comes to
see you, and I do. I do wish everyone could
experience something like that.

Speaker 9 (05:16):
But it's amazing.

Speaker 11 (05:17):
It's, like I said, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (05:19):
It is so comforting.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
It really is.

Speaker 9 (05:23):
You just feel like, Okay, well at least they're still
visiting me. When they're not here. Yeah, they're thinking about me.

Speaker 12 (05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
And you know what's funny. I love the fall, Like
the fall is my favorite time of year, because you know,
I love Halloween and I love all the holidays and
the smell of it and all that. But this year
I was a little nervous about the fall because I'm thinking, Oh,
my dad died a year ago, and it's going to
bring back memories and blah blah blah. And I feel
like maybe it's his way of saying, you know what,

(05:51):
enjoy your fall. I want you to have this. I
love you, I'm okay, I'm here with you. I'm going
to be surrounding you with love, and everything's going to
be okay.

Speaker 13 (05:59):
You know.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You know, you can look at it from from two
different angles to two different angles.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Two different angles.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
One is I don't know, here comes the fall it's
gonna bring back memories of my father, or here comes
the fall, it's going to bring back memories of my father.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
It's good, you know. It's a good thing, you know,
and it's.

Speaker 9 (06:16):
A great thing. And I will tell you this, Danielle.
Every first holiday without them is the hardest.

Speaker 14 (06:23):
Oh yeah, but you just have to keep pushing.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
Through and be strong and realize that they wouldn't want
you to sit there crying and pouting. They'd want you
to enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I wonder if if people who have passed visit so
much you're like, oh God, are you back?

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Give me a break? Can we can? We can we
just take a break from each other? You know? I wonder,
you know, I don't.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Know only the ones that visit you and nag.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, oh god, what you again? Stop anyway, I love
your story, Jacqueline. Thank you so much for listening to us.
You have a very super day.

Speaker 9 (06:57):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Joe Online twenty three. This happens to Joe with his mom.
Your mom comes to see you, Joe.

Speaker 15 (07:06):
She does, so I was. I lost her about a
year and a half ago, she lost the matter of cancer,
and she will often come and visit. And you know,
one time, I even I was just hugging her and
I didn't want to let her go, and I actually
I cried myself awake, and my girlfriend was like, what

(07:26):
are you doing. I was like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 13 (07:28):
Mom.

Speaker 15 (07:29):
Mom was just just with me right there. So it
was it was definitely a weird sensation.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Good good embrace it, and you know, and and and
look forward to the next one. I think it's awesome.
And Joe, thank you for calling us. I hope you
have a great day. You and your mom have a
great day.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Okay, okay, very cool, very cool.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I love these conversations. You know, you always do wonder,
like what happened? What happens after you pass away? I mean,
when are we ever going to really truly know?

Speaker 6 (07:56):
You know? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
He just keeps opening his mouth.

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Speaker 2 (09:50):
Such an interesting article that Gandhi shared with me. The
headline platonic relationships are on the rise. So they spoke
to friends who have chosen to live the rest of
their lives together. They say, I don't think our love
and commitment together should pale in comparison to romantic love.
So they're talking about friends who decided relationships with you know,

(10:14):
going through the what the sausage making process of trying
to get relationships going and up and running and all
the heartbreaking, rather than doing that, you have a platonic
friend you really love and trust it's going to work
with them.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
So wait a minute, I got questions.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Well hold on, let.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Gondy talk about what she knows about the article and
then okay, we all have questions on this, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
So what are they saying in essence here?

Speaker 17 (10:37):
So in essence they're just saying, you know, if we
are really following these like sacred covenants of marriage, and
you look at what they are.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Why can I not do that with a best friend?

Speaker 17 (10:45):
If we just take the sex off the table, and
my you know, best friend Elease is the greatest person
in the world, and we're going to look out for
each other forever and always have each other's backs and
always be there when the other one is sick, when
they're going through something. Why can't we have these type
of things and people will support and acknowledge and almost
normalize those relationships so that people still have companionship.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Through their whole life. Why does it have to be
a romantic partner that you marry?

Speaker 17 (11:09):
And I was thinking, Man, if I can marry my sister,
i'd believe in marriage for sure.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
She really Yeah, I love that well, but you are
in a romantic relationship.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I am, and I love them he's great.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
So, but we're talking about not just that, we're talking
about people who actually normalizing people being able to do this.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Yeah, no, is their marriage involved.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
It doesn't have to be marriaged.

Speaker 17 (11:31):
Some people are saying, well, married people get better tax
breaks and deals on houses and all this other kind
of stuff. So why can't we get married and just
leave it there? So, I mean, there are all different
ways that people are addressing it, but I think it's
kind of cool. And it's one of those things where
I always talked about it with my best friends and
we're like, let's just get a compound and become like
the Golden Girls when we're old.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Let's see that I've had that relationship.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
I mean that conversation with several best friends. All right, Daniel,
what is your question?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Okay, So now, obviously with what you said, that's no
sex with each other, But are you having sex with
other people is allowed? Or is it just you're with
this person and that's it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I want if you're platonic, I don't think you get
jealous if your other half is out there having sex.

Speaker 17 (12:08):
Okay, I mean I think you know, if you're talking
about you and your best friend, you're both into guys, right,
the two of you.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
So yeah, go get it, do what you want. You're
just married to each other, Well.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Let me ask you this or with each other. Well,
let's say you and I are having a platonic relationship
and we're together, we're loving it, and we've decided the
rest of our lives if we can get there it
be kind of great, and then you start having sex
with someone just for the sex, but then you start
falling for them and then I'm like, hmm, well, I
can't give you that so tough. I don't know, It's
just it's one of those things you have to work through.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Right, because if you're married at that point, there's no
like easy. You can't just say well, okay, bye.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Bye funny if you a thruple.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
True though, we actually met someone not long ago who's
he's married to two other guys, yes, and they're making
it work, and I think it's pretty cool. Look, you know,
what we all have in our minds in our lives
the structure of what a relationship should be correct, right,
And sometimes it's hard to open the corral and understand
there are other ways. And I'm totally open minded for
someone else to do it anyway they want, as long

(13:06):
as no one's getting hurt and it's all good, right, Yeah.
But on the other hand, you know, I find it
may be difficult for me if ever I needed to.
I don't know, you don't know two you get there right, right.

Speaker 17 (13:18):
I just feel like in life right now, if I
know that there's one person that really will like love
me in sickness and in health, for richer or poor,
all of that stuff.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
It is my sister, and it is my best friend.

Speaker 17 (13:28):
Like I think I could probably do some stuff to
take Brandon off at some point and make him not
love me, right, Like we could all do that to
our significant other.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Your dad's gonna love this. He only has to pay
for one one wedding for he already.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
We've had this conversation keeping me forever.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
What's that frog? Too bad?

Speaker 18 (13:45):
You know where I'm from, Gunny, people used to marry
their sister where I was.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Theyad ahead of the curve y scary taking the.

Speaker 19 (13:54):
Love and the sex out of a relationship for marriage.
Aren't you then just reducing the to a business contract. No, Marriagess,
not what she said, not at all.

Speaker 17 (14:04):
I didn't say take love out. Love is definitely there.
I'm just saying you can take out the sex.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Yeah, love is there, absolutely.

Speaker 17 (14:11):
And there are plenty of marriages without sex. We know that,
So what is the difference?

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Speaker 2 (14:45):
So Nate asked an interesting question, and it's because of
a conversation we're having with Froggy. Froggy has these what
are those critters called you have in your yard? They're
mole crickets. Mole crickets, all right. He wants to get
rid of them. So you went to your local lows, right,
or where'd you go? I went to lows?

Speaker 18 (15:03):
Actually yeah, well I for me, I went to a
I went to a place that just sells pesticides, yes,
and lawn stuff to people who have a license. You
have to have a license to buy this stuff. It's
not just regular everyday.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Stuff, right, So if you're a murderer, this is like
the place you would go go ahead.

Speaker 18 (15:24):
Yeah, So I go there and I go to buy
these two items. I buy a granular form and I
buy a liquid form, and the god buy an the
counter goes, you only need one or the other. I go, oh, no, no, no,
I'm watering in the granule with the liquid. He goes,
you're gonna kill everything. I'm like, that's my plan.

Speaker 13 (15:41):
I had.

Speaker 18 (15:41):
All I had to call a friend of mine who's
in the landscape business, who has a license to have
these products, to say that I was picking it up
for him. That's how strong this stuff is.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Well, so, so Nate asked the question, Hey, have you
ever gone to like a hardware store, Lows or whatever
and they get suspicious by the thems you're purchasing, because
because he went to the hardware store and started, what
did you buy?

Speaker 13 (16:06):
So?

Speaker 20 (16:06):
Yeah, I have these posts, these fence posts that I
got to dig out of my yard. Well, you gotta
dig them out. So what do you used to dig? Shovel?
A shovel? And so when you get them out of
the ground, you got to throw them away somehow. So
what do you get those heavy duty black contract or
trash bags that you, in essence could fit a body in.
So I just had those two items on the conveyor belt.

(16:28):
I'm like, is somebody gonna like come over and like
ask me for my phone numbers? You being the murderer,
that you're not a murderer, but it was very suspicious,
and I was wondering, like, if somebody comes and purchases
items like that, do they do they like make mark
mark it down on a list or something. And the
murderer bought a shovel trash bag, I would assume if

(16:50):
you had like a hack saw with their I mean,
if you would need like something to sell the body parts. Yeah,
well I didn't buy a saw, so that that was
I guess not the red flag. But you should have
seen me in the I did look suspicious. I was
digging in the backyard, swearing and dragging this heavy bag
with you know, old cement in it.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
It's so the question is if you work at a Lows,
do you guys ever go hey, look at this guy.
Oh wait, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
They do this in the pharmacy too, because everybody makes
heroin with half of the drugs and stuff. So if
you want like certain allergy medicines, you have to like
basically sell your first child license.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Oh yeah for license, write you down.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
In the kitchen if you could just sell me some
of that, Yeah, Scotty, mean, what's up?

Speaker 21 (17:34):
I had a guy at a supermarket check out. Look
crooked at me one time because I had a six
pack of bud Light double A batteries and an Elmo
Mac and cheese meal. So that was just what could
have been going on in my house.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Yeah, yeah, predator.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Suspicious menu, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 17 (17:52):
I hope that they say something, because if you see
some shady character walking out with a shovel bag, zip
ties and like duct tape and you don't, isn't that
kind of your fault?

Speaker 6 (18:01):
No, Gandhi. The thing is that there are many, many,
many more applications than murder that you would need those items.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
So the murder is the first and foremost.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Well, people like you who watched the Discovery I d
around the clock.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yeah, but what if you see them on the TV
then and you see that they got arrested or they
killed somebody, you go.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Oh my gosh, I feel so bad.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
I saw that guy I saw bought and I didn't
do anything.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Why, No, it's not really your fault. He's the murderer,
not you. I know, you can't take the full responsibility
because of someone's murdering, like.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
You sold them the zip ties and the duct tape
and the knife.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
I know, but you didn't do that. Those are all
legal to sell.

Speaker 18 (18:37):
Yeah, Froggy, what I know. I've told you this before.
But when Lisa was used to be a leasing manager
for an apartment community, she actually showed two guys who
murdered somebody who lived in an apartment the exact apartment
that they murdered the person in. They came in. They
wanted to see an apartment like X like. They said,

(18:57):
we want to see an apartment like eighty nine to fourteen,
and she said, okay, she showed it to them.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
They walked through. They left.

Speaker 18 (19:03):
A week later, these guys broke into that eighty nine
to fourteen and murdered.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
They used that to case the joint. They wanted to
see what the labor was on.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
So but okay, so question. Did she feel any regret
or guilt?

Speaker 6 (19:18):
She shouldn't.

Speaker 18 (19:19):
She said, they did seem odd. They didn't want to
fill out any paperwork. They didn't want like you know
how when you go to look in an apartment they
take your name in number. She said that they did
seem odd, but you know, she did not want to
cause any problems, but they wanted to see what they
wanted to see. Now they saw it, she walked them
through it.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
They left.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I know that she had a birthday to the day,
and we love Lisa, but she kind of accessory to
murder obviously. I have Josh on line three. He works
at Low's. Hey, Josh, we love everyone who works at Low's.
How you doing today?

Speaker 14 (19:49):
Good?

Speaker 22 (19:49):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (19:50):
We're doing well?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
So do you guys ever have conversations about people who
buy things like zip ties and hack saws and huge
industrial strength trash bags.

Speaker 22 (20:00):
No, not really, we were I live in a Midwestern area,
so everything's pretty common. The only thing that they uh
take account for and they write down in a book
is like draino and the heavy duty industrial plumbing chemicals
because a lot of people make meth atenta mean with it?

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Wow with draino. Oh my god, what a no desire
to do meth I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I just you know, I'm gonna go home tonight and
I want to come up with a great recipe, including draino,
so I can get really high.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
I'm sorry not to make fun, all right.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
So, So if straight Nate came in, even though you
know we accuse him of being a murderer, you would
not follow him around and make notes of all the
things he's picking up.

Speaker 22 (20:49):
Uh no, not typically.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Now what do we use to dissolve bodies in bathtubs?

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Barrel?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:01):
Oh yeah, how do you know that?

Speaker 23 (21:02):
Now?

Speaker 6 (21:02):
I'm the suspicious of God because I.

Speaker 17 (21:04):
Watched Breaking Bad and they tried in a bathtub and
the guy's remains fell through the floor because the acid
burned through the.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
God the things we learned from Breaking Bad? Why, hello, Josh,
thank you so much for your call.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
Have a good day. Okay, thank you too, Yeah, Danielle and.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Dead to me, they were able to do it in
the bathtub. I mean they didn't put a human in there,
but they were testing with other things.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
I lied to you.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
We're talking about Hollywood script.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
I trust Walter White. I heard that that show was very,
very accurate.

Speaker 12 (21:35):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I love this text. I wish I wonder what this
story is. We were building a coffin when a cop
pulled up.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
Oh yeah, that'll do it.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Lie twenty four is Rick, Uh.

Speaker 13 (21:46):
Hey, Rick, Hello, lady, Well hello, lady.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Suit we're doing well.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
So you you have a friend whose mom worked down
at the Dollar Tree, and she used to have her
own personal notations of things people bought.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
When she got suspicious.

Speaker 24 (22:00):
Yes, she did when she fired for it.

Speaker 13 (22:05):
Yep. The one that comes to mind.

Speaker 24 (22:06):
The funniest one was she this guy came in and
she's as soon as he walked in the door, she
was like, he looks he looked suspicious. So she took
her pad out and.

Speaker 13 (22:18):
He bought a top gloves bleach.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Tarpa gloves bleach killer recipe for murder recovering.

Speaker 24 (22:27):
Right, so should write down, like I said, the name,
the date, and the full description of what the person
looked like. And the manager saw her doing it and
looked under her castraw and she had three other notes.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
She got fired.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Oh my god, they should hire her at the sheriff's office.

Speaker 13 (22:48):
Right all right, Rick.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
I love that. Listen, thank you for listening to us.
I have a great date problem. All right, there you
have it.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
You know or your family knows who's a veteran. Make
sure you call him up to say thanks today.

Speaker 24 (23:00):
Okay, all right, well I'll call my dad and say thanks.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
There you go. Do you tell him we said hi,
thank you, Rick, have a good day. All right, There
you have it.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
That's weird. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
I'm sorry, was that funny?

Speaker 7 (23:21):
Elvis Duran in the morning show see one hundred.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
All right, let's go scared. Do you have any music
for one Hit Wonders?

Speaker 25 (23:27):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (23:28):
Oh, that's the one hit Wonders music. How well do
you know your music? I hope that straight and eight
found someone who's worthy of the game. We go talk
to Jean online nineteen. John's gone from Alabama. How you
doing in Alabama?

Speaker 26 (23:46):
John?

Speaker 6 (23:46):
How you doing?

Speaker 13 (23:48):
I'm great? How are you guys doing?

Speaker 6 (23:49):
You know what I feel? Your energy? You've got passion
and you know your music, don't you?

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (23:56):
I hope I do.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
I know.

Speaker 23 (23:57):
You know.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
We watch game shows on TV and we yell at
people who get the answers wrong, and then you know
you're not in their place. When you're doing it, you're
like you're on.

Speaker 13 (24:07):
So it's totally different.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, yeah, all right, John, welcome to the one Hit
wonder game. Let me get Oh god, they're on the
Here we go. I got the list right now. All right,
here's how it works. We're gonna play a piece of
a big, huge hit, the only hit by that artist.
If you give me the name of the song, you
get ten dollars. If you give me the name of
the artist, you get ten dollars. You can win twenty
dollars a song, all right, right, and you're playing against Froggy.

(24:32):
Froggy swears he knows all the answers. So let's see
what happens, all right, John, Here is one hit wonder
song number one. Listen closely, one hit for that artist, title,
artist one or both?

Speaker 6 (24:50):
What do you have?

Speaker 13 (24:52):
That is Jenny? And I do not know the artist,
but I know that the song is called Jenny it is.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
You're correct? You got dollars? Big money? Can I steal
the artist?

Speaker 13 (25:02):
And killer? Isn't it? Is it something killers? The something killers?

Speaker 6 (25:09):
It's not Froggy?

Speaker 13 (25:11):
Who is it?

Speaker 18 (25:11):
Who is Tommy two tone?

Speaker 6 (25:13):
That's correct? Big money? I mean, no money, but you
get ten dollars, You get you ten dollars. All right?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
One hit wonder Tommy two tone? Never heard from Tommy
two tone again? All right, here we go, Here we go, John,
listen closely here song number two, title or artist or both?

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Ten or twenty dollars go.

Speaker 13 (25:38):
That is the Macrena and that is by Tiger.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Okay, that is Makarena, but it is by Los del Rio.
I wanted to steal it.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
No money, no money, but you get ten dollars. Okay, Tiger, interesting,
but you know what, so far, you're doing really well.
Let's see what happens here, John, One hit wonder go
all right, John, title or artist or both?

Speaker 13 (26:11):
That is Dexis Midnight Runners. Come on you.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
Yeah, you got twenty one a big money, big money.
That's awesome. Yeah, Dexi's Midnight Runners. What happens?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
That's so crazy because that song was so huge. You
would have thought they would have had another big one
or something.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
But they didn't.

Speaker 13 (26:29):
You would think because big deal.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
All right, here we go another. These are old too, man,
you're doing really well. All right. Next one hit wonder
song go your John title or artist or both? Big money,
let's go.

Speaker 13 (26:50):
Oh my goodness. I don't know if I've ever heard
that song. Wow, I don't recognize that at all.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Okay, it was it was a pretty big hit for them.
Never heard of him again, Roy, Okay, nobody is past
the Duchy by musical Youth played against the Duchy.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Maybe it was not a big hit in Alabama. That's okay,
that's okay, here we go. I never liked it anyway.
I'm glad you didn't get it. All right, John, let's
move on to another. This is another song, a one
hit wonder listen.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Closet talk about a one hit wonder artist who was
not not a pleasure to work with.

Speaker 13 (27:50):
Do you remember that song, John, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Hold on, see we did contracts with him. Found out
he was rude. But you you've heard Cy wasn't not
a nice guy as well.

Speaker 13 (28:05):
I watched The Smoking Gun Presents and Lonnie Love on there.
She met him once and said that he was the
biggest jerk she'd ever encountered.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
There you go, whoa John, you are up to date?
We love it.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Backstage at our concert, he was a jerk.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yeah, we're doing, we're doing, We're doing. I know we're doing.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Why one under jingle Ball in Miami and he walked
in with his crew and he just owned the place.
I'm like, really, honey, we have your dressing room. It's
the broom closet right over here. All right, John, let's
keep moving. One hit wonders one or both title or
artist you could win big money.

Speaker 19 (28:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
You all right, John, what do you got?

Speaker 13 (28:54):
Is that just a friend?

Speaker 23 (28:55):
It is?

Speaker 13 (28:56):
And you know the name of the artist is that
this marquis.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
My god. We got to back the truck up to
the bank.

Speaker 13 (29:06):
Man.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
You're loading up, You're loading up. John, You're doing really,
really well.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
We're proud of you. All right, keep going your next
one hit. Wonder never heard from them again after this song?

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Baby got bath, Wow.

Speaker 27 (29:23):
Baby?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
All right, I think you've heard enough, John a title
or artist or both.

Speaker 25 (29:28):
What do you have.

Speaker 13 (29:31):
Got back?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I'll get We were doing this big music slash radio
convention party. It was in Malibu on the beach, huge
huge cookout, and that's when that song was huge. So
the record company that had Bismarck, that had Sir Mix
a lot, they actually floated this big, huge inflatable ass
in off the ocean. You looked at wait in the distance,
you saw this big ass like floating.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
And it flow. It floated up to the beach.

Speaker 13 (30:01):
You know.

Speaker 18 (30:01):
He also did the U when we inaugurated our ship Bliss.
He was one of the performing artists that was on
Bliss with us. He was actually a nice guy. Yeah, good,
we hear nice guys. We have those two Sir Mix.
Let babe come back. All right, we have a couple
more for more big money for John.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Next song, one hit Wonders Big huge TV show theme song.
Never heard from them again? Title or artist or both?

Speaker 6 (30:33):
What do you have?

Speaker 13 (30:33):
John's I'll be there for you?

Speaker 28 (30:36):
You got a bit?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
You think they made off that one song?

Speaker 13 (30:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
It depends on who wrote it, you know. Okay?

Speaker 13 (30:45):
All right?

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Another one hit wonder for our friend John, John. Listen closely?
Who is this? What song?

Speaker 13 (30:49):
Is this?

Speaker 29 (31:00):
All right?

Speaker 27 (31:00):
John?

Speaker 13 (31:01):
What do you have? That's Meridith Brooks. I'm a bitch,
I'm a lover bitch.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Wow, you're doing really well. The big money is flowing.
We're gonna have to sell something to pay you off.
I got one more for you, John, Let's see if
you can get big money.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
If you get this one, I will double up. Buttercut
twenty dollars for the song title and twenty dollars for
the artist.

Speaker 25 (31:26):
Go big.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Never really had a hit after that Sad She was
really nice? All right? Title an artist or either? Which one?

Speaker 23 (31:46):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (31:46):
The song is called torn and I want to say
that it's by Dido, but I don't think that's right.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
That is not correct. Froggy for the wind Natalie, Yeah,
but it doesn't matter, Natalie, Bi, you got torn big money.
You got it good. Fifty sixty.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Let me add up your money twenty thirty forty fifty sixty,
seventy eighty ninety, one hundred ten twenty thirty forty fifty
sixty you got one hundred and sixty dollars.

Speaker 13 (32:15):
So many.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
You did it, John, And you know what, not only that,
you're a nice guy. I'm so glad we met you today.

Speaker 13 (32:21):
I just want to say I was your guys' first
caller of the day on Marty Graul last year, and
it's just a pleasure to talk to you guys again. Gandhi.
You weren't in the last time I talked to you, guys,
and I just wanted to say I love all of
you so very very much. Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Oh John, You're the mass Sean the music scary for
the y. Can't everybody be nice like John?

Speaker 27 (32:40):
Here?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
You here, you go tell like John sign malc him side.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
Can't be more like John.

Speaker 27 (32:48):
John.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's a pleasure meeting you, and it's a pleasure knowing
that you're listening to our show. Hold on one second, okay,
one sixty on the way, I'll venmo that money to
Scotty B and then he'll send it to I will
figure it out.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
He was excellent.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
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Speaker 6 (33:06):
Okay, Daniel, he's gonna start. If you're good, topics you'd
never here on the air.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Oh God, get away from Katie that listen.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Now on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
It is the what is it called Elvista Rands after Party?

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Ask for it by name Elvis.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
Terran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
We use Venmo for everything, no matter how weird. I
bought a portable ironing board because Gandhi said.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
She bought one.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
I love it so much. I'm telling you it's very important.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
It's a little ironing board you can take everywhere. What's
the weirdest thing you bought?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
I think probably, uh, fabric softener. And I bought Happy
Birthday decorations for someone's party.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Not weird enough.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
With Venmo, you can go as weird as you want
or not. You can actually use ready for this your
Venmo debit card and then you get cash back.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
And it's true. Venmo has a debit card, so you
can use it to buy everything.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
So we're saying it's not just for sending money.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
It's for way more and earn cash back in some
of your favorite places.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
And now when you buy all of us breakfast, like
you know how much that costs, we can venmo you back.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Really easily and I can pay for it with Venmo.
See what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
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cool gift for that person you really love. The Venmo
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Speaker 7 (34:50):
In the Morning Show one hundred, you know what.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
And sometimes I'm like, maybe I should have gone to
one or two of these high school reunions, but I
never went. When I was in high school, no one
really liked me. I didn't like them. I mean, you know,
I was I was not one of the popular guys
or whatever. After high school for me, I can't speak
for you, but after high school for me was when

(35:12):
life began.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Okay, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
But Lisa Froggy's wife, Lisa, you you you're still good
friends with people you went to high school with.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Correct, I am right, and a lot of them. I
admire that. And for anyone who still has friends, I
have one friend I still talk to from high school.
That's one.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
What about you, Danielle, I don't think I talked to no, No, no,
I do I have one friend that I talked to
with from high school?

Speaker 13 (35:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (35:37):
And Gandhi, do you ever want to high school friends
you still talk to.

Speaker 17 (35:40):
I actually do have a handful of friends from high
school I still talk to. But I still wouldn't be
down for the reunion thing. That's that's the handful I
want to talk to.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
You just want a reunion on your terms with the
people you want to hang out here? Yes, So, Lisa,
there was a high school reunion this past weekend, and
you just couldn't wait to get over there to go
to this reunion right right, it was wonderful.

Speaker 12 (36:00):
So, yes, I went to this reunion and it you know,
it's funny. There was Yes, you have the guy that
you know, the super hot guy that was it in
high school in middle school.

Speaker 30 (36:10):
So I walk in.

Speaker 12 (36:11):
I'm standing there and I'm I just walk in. I'm
getting ready to walk up to him. This girl steps
right in front of me and she's like, I went
to prom with him, and I'm like, I don't give
a you know.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
What that she did.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Was like okay.

Speaker 12 (36:27):
And then I walk over him and she's eyeing me
up and down and I'm like thinking to myself because
I'm talking to him about stuff. It was a great conversation.
I hadn't seen him in a while. And she's looking
me up and down and I'm like, so I of
course made the conversation even more, you know, eccentric and fun.
And she's just looking me up and down. I'm like, girl,
it's been over thirty years since you've been a prom
with him.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
You need to get over it.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Ok I know you wanted to say that, but did
you say that to her or did you just kind
of move along like I don't want to start a
fight with this woman.

Speaker 12 (36:56):
Well, I didn't move along, but I just kind of
gave her evil looks, and then I was taking selfies
with them, just to piss her off even more, to
pick up this.

Speaker 18 (37:04):
Dud at then.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
I wasn't there by the way. Okay, So okay, let's
let's talk years now.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
You said it's been over thirty years since you guys
all graduated from high school.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 13 (37:15):
Yet? Yes?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
And still I mean, is she dating this guy? Is
she married to him? I mean, what's her affiliation with
this guy?

Speaker 13 (37:23):
Now?

Speaker 12 (37:24):
I think she's just maybe wanting to date him. I
don't think they were dating at all. It's just like
she was just moving in like a like a cougar
on her territory. And I'm like, girl, I am not
trying anything here.

Speaker 30 (37:35):
I was so pissed off. I'm like, I'm gonna make
it even worse for you.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
And why I don't want to go to any reading
exactly because there's there are so many people who are
still living in their high school frame of mind. They're
still there.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Yeah, what the heck?

Speaker 13 (37:53):
God?

Speaker 5 (37:54):
It was mind blowing.

Speaker 12 (37:55):
I just couldn't believe the looks she was giving me.
I'm like, you gotta be kidding me, right, I said,
I should have done this outfit up a lot better
than that if I'd known this was going to go down.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
So she she was cutting you off. How dare you
talk to this guy you haven't seen in over thirty
years ago? I went to problem with him? A ridiculous
I agree with God.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
This is why high school reunions. No, thank you? Yeah, counting.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
So a lot of people say, well, what business did
Lisa have talking to this guy at the reunion to
begin with? Wouldn't Froggy be mad? No your reunion?

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Okay, okay, well let me go ahead and pull up
my pork sandwich and listen to what you.

Speaker 18 (38:40):
Were you friends with this guy before last Saturday night?

Speaker 31 (38:45):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Oh you were?

Speaker 18 (38:46):
Okay, so you were friends with him before? And so
did you take No, No, I didn't mean that. What
I'm saying is, but you were taking pictures with them.
You were taking pictures for them just to upset her?

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Correct? Yeah, of course, How.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Can I be honest? That's the most high.

Speaker 13 (39:05):
This is.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
This is the problem with the union reunions. You're going
into this be high bee high from the past. It's
like you hopped into the old school time machine.

Speaker 30 (39:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Are you going to see him again, Lisa?

Speaker 12 (39:18):
Oh, I mean probably another you know, get together reunion
prosper Yeah, but nine time soon.

Speaker 18 (39:23):
I just feel like if I did this, like if
I went and the tables were completely turned, you'd be
mad at me.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
Whatever, Okay, okay, we'll hold on now, Lisa. Let's be fair.
If you knew that, first of all, this guy you
went to take pictures with, did you have a thing
with him in the past?

Speaker 16 (39:41):
No?

Speaker 6 (39:42):
Okay, did you like him though?

Speaker 13 (39:43):
No?

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Everybody did. The guy in high school?

Speaker 5 (39:46):
We got that one. We got that guy. Is he
still hot though, because that almost never happens?

Speaker 30 (39:53):
Oh, he was super hot?

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Are you kidding me? Middle school?

Speaker 6 (39:56):
Now he has one?

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Is he still now?

Speaker 29 (40:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 30 (40:00):
He actually looks pretty good still?

Speaker 6 (40:01):
Okay, okay, So a froggy was hanging out with let's
say the big the popular girl from the cheerleading squad
from back in the day, and she still was really great,
she takes good care of herself. Whatever. Would you have
a couple of questions or maybe an ounce of thought like, okay,
what's this about? Not not at all?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Maybe a few, not too many, right, not too many care.

Speaker 12 (40:27):
Of course, he would say, of course, he would say,
I got her contact information, she'd be great on the
show or some bs like that.

Speaker 8 (40:34):
You know what you'd say, you'd say, she wouldn't be
talking to you if you didn't do what you do
for a living, right, So well, I.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
Know, all right, so yeah, yes, scary. What's your thought?

Speaker 19 (40:48):
My thought is that I feel that certain people who
attend high school reunions are the faction of people that
have something to prove, Like if you were a misfit
then or a nerd and nobody and everybody went away
and and they didn't recognize you as becoming anything more.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
If you have become something now though, you you get
those types of.

Speaker 19 (41:06):
People that show up at the reunion as well, in
addition to the beehive people that never left.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Oh my gosh, but let me tell you. If I
was like the ugly duckling in high school and now
I am like, hot, my ass is going to that reunion,
I'm like, that's sorry?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Is it safe to say? And Gandhi and I are
the two that have no desire to go to these
things at all?

Speaker 7 (41:29):
None?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Is it safe to say that each and every one
of us, including Gandhi, including me, do still have a
little bit of a thing about the politics from high
school versus now. I mean, I'll agree I made I
don't want to go because I just didn't care for
them then, and so why do I want to do,
which means I'm still holding on to something weird.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
Gandhi, do you hear what I'm saying.

Speaker 17 (41:53):
I do hear what you're saying. I just I don't
know that I think you're holding onto something weird. I
feel like it's more of just that I have no
desire to engage in something that I don't care about anymore, right,
I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
I feel like I just I.

Speaker 17 (42:05):
Don't care about a huge faction of the people. I mean,
no offense, but I with social media anymore, I keep
in touch with the people I want to keep in
touch with.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
I know what's going on.

Speaker 17 (42:14):
If I want to see those people, I will see
those people. The people who I know are up to,
you know, whatever they're up to.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
I'm just not interested in.

Speaker 19 (42:20):
Lack of acceptance, and now I want to show them
that I am accepted. Really, so scary, roll up in
your Maybach that you rented. I must have deep root
issues in the past. I would like, you know what,
I can get that girl now?

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Really, okay, can I can?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
I had a great time and I was lucky. I
had the best time in high school and I had
the best I had so much fun, so many friends,
so many great teachers. But I still don't talk to them.
There are I got to admit, and I was telling
Gandhu up the air, there are a couple of people
that I wish I could still keep in touch with
that I can't. That I've tried to find and I
can't find anymore. So you know, that's one thing.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
But why did you go to thehigh school? What was
your reason for going?

Speaker 7 (43:02):
Just stop it?

Speaker 12 (43:03):
Because I was always everybody's friend in the fat girl
in high school and I wanted.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
To go back.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Good for you, then, I hope it made you feel good.
It did good.

Speaker 28 (43:15):
Do you know what?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
There was a time where the guy who I really
wanted in high school, the hawk I'm not even gonna
say his name, that every girl wanted, I actually met
in a bar years later and he found out what
I did and he started talking to me. And at
that point it was my turn to say, oh, it's
been so nice talking to you.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
No, no, no, this is where it's not fair. Because
he may have been a jackwat in high school. He
may be a really sweet, interesting guy.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Now, oh well, too bad.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Already got to go talk to Jeff online. Twenty four
Jeff's run into some people from high school. Hey, Jeff,
talk about the people you've run into from high school.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Hey guys, good morning, Good morning, sir.

Speaker 27 (43:56):
Well, I'm a correction of there's just funny running some
people that I went to high school with in prison
onto the other side of the bars.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Scenario.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
A few of those.

Speaker 27 (44:08):
Yeah, typically the cool kids who were always cutting class
were hanging out on the bleachers and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Did you know back then that that was going to happen, Like, yeah,
I'm going to see them behind me.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Yeah, we saw that coming, you could tell.

Speaker 27 (44:22):
Yeah, that was definitely something that I could see happening.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Wow, right, well there you go. So, I mean, let's
be honest. I mean, high schools people spread out and
do different things. And my favorite story, Jeff, is like
that one guy or sometimes a woman a girl from
high school who turned out to like be this crazy,
crazy felon I mean, out there Robin Banks and pulling

(44:47):
off stuff you never would have dream they would be doing,
but we all know. Yeah, hi, Jeff, thanks for calling.
I'm glad you're on the right, the right side of
the bars there. That's pretty cool. So yeah, yeah, gandhi,
what's up.

Speaker 17 (45:00):
So there are you know, like reunion pages online and stuff.
So I popped into my high school's reunion page for
I'd say I was there for five minutes.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
One person hit me with a well, well, well Hollywood's
here left. I'm out. Don't want to be any part
of that.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
Oh my gosh. They it is Okay, listen, guys, we
got it. We have to move on.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
But this texture is really very They're actually doing a
great job in describing what I'm feeling. They say, I
think there's always unfinished business, positive or negative. I think
we all have a bit of trauma that sometimes need healing.
And it really isn't only a high school thing. I
mean you can actually talk to anyone who's in therapy

(45:39):
or therapist or people who are very knowledgeable when it
comes to.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Psychotherapy. This and that there are so many things that
happened to us.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
When we're kids that we just don't really remember, but
happened to us that have molded us into the way
we think about certain things in life that can be
bad for us.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
And you gotta keep in behind.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
High school is still at that early enough stage where
those things are still happening. Maybe you were shunned at
high school, maybe you thought you were the outcast, maybe whatever.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
A million of different things, a million one different things
happened to you in high school or when you were
a preteen or you were a kid, and you're still
holding onto these things. And those are the good and
bad things that make us who we are today.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
They are, yeah, the great things that you can look
in the mirror and congratulate yourself on. And you're a
good person when it comes to this, this and this.
You know you learned a lot of this way back when,
without you even knowing, you were learning about it. So
I can see how high school and reunions play an
important part in that.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Oh no, we gotta go, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
The Elvis Duran's phones.

Speaker 19 (46:56):
Happen here we go, scary, Yes, what's your phone tap about? Well,
Miguel emailed us to phone tap his girlfriend Maria. Turns
out she brings her three kids to a community pool
and has had run ins with the city who runs it.
So Miguel thinks she's primed and ready for a phone tap.
So I'm gonna call and pretend like not from the city,
making a complaining person at the community pool. I'm gonna

(47:17):
mess with her a little bit. Let's see what happened
to today is a scary phone tap?

Speaker 25 (47:20):
Hello?

Speaker 18 (47:21):
Hello, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 13 (47:24):
Hey?

Speaker 32 (47:24):
I just got a call from the pool managers. Did
uh did you hear from them?

Speaker 27 (47:30):
No?

Speaker 25 (47:30):
What happened? I left something?

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Then?

Speaker 25 (47:32):
No, they called.

Speaker 26 (47:34):
They called.

Speaker 25 (47:34):
I'm going there right now. I'm going there right now.
What happened?

Speaker 32 (47:37):
They've been saying that you've been calling some problems there.

Speaker 25 (47:39):
I'm causing problems in the pool.

Speaker 32 (47:42):
Yeah, this is from the kids. The kids are brings difficult.

Speaker 25 (47:46):
The people from the pool calls to tell you that
my kids are being crazy.

Speaker 32 (47:50):
They're just saying they're going wild, they're running around.

Speaker 25 (47:53):
Did they find out about this anyway?

Speaker 32 (47:55):
Like, Look, they've been some complains. People complain.

Speaker 25 (48:00):
That sweets me all the time. That's always in my business,
trying to tell me how to raise my kids. She
should have called me yourself. But said something to my faith.

Speaker 13 (48:09):
What is that?

Speaker 32 (48:11):
Are you watching them?

Speaker 21 (48:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 25 (48:13):
I watch the kids, but I'm not having to be
up their ass all the time. They could go run
around and play. Everybody else's kids are doing the same,
if not just my kids.

Speaker 32 (48:23):
Whatever, I gotta go.

Speaker 26 (48:24):
I gotta go get the little change in the cars.
I give him a number because I don't want to
deal with this right now. So they're gonna give you
a call.

Speaker 25 (48:29):
You're getting been my phone number.

Speaker 33 (48:32):
You's wrong with you?

Speaker 28 (48:33):
God?

Speaker 25 (48:33):
Actually, I hope you call me. Good whatever you're gonna do, Yeah,
you later, okay, so good, all right, good good, Thank
you for selling me out. Bye?

Speaker 13 (48:45):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Oh great.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
You sit back. I'm gonna give a call.

Speaker 13 (48:49):
Okay, all right, great, Hello Maria.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
Hi, This is George from the city of Netho. How
are you not very good?

Speaker 13 (48:59):
Actually, goes.

Speaker 25 (49:00):
I just got off the phone with my boyfriend and
he told me, said, you're gonna call me because of
some people were complaining about my children.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
I have three complaints from the citizens from the city.

Speaker 33 (49:09):
I can I'm not going to tell you that from
that don't like to see any.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Excuse me, we're getting off on the wrong foot here.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
I want to get on.

Speaker 33 (49:22):
I don't like this.

Speaker 25 (49:23):
I pay my taxes, I work hard, I take care
of my children. If I want to go to the pool,
I'll go to the pool. Other people bring their blacks
there too.

Speaker 19 (49:31):
Nobody right, you change your baby on the lounge chair
and then you leave the dirty diaper crumbled up for
the pool staff to clean up.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
That's not why they were higher.

Speaker 25 (49:39):
Oh, how is this your business? I pay for that pool.
You can pay your smary. How about that. You work
for the city, right, you work from me. You should
clean up after me when I please. I don't work there,
you work there.

Speaker 19 (49:54):
Then the kids going in the pool and pampers, that
is not acceptable pool attire.

Speaker 25 (49:58):
Everybody does that. Everybody has the minute swimming diapers.

Speaker 23 (50:02):
That's fine.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
Yeah, but you just plopped the kid in its papers
into pool.

Speaker 25 (50:06):
That you want me to put them naked in the pool.

Speaker 19 (50:08):
No, but then they PLoP in their papers after you
PLoP them in the pool, and then you.

Speaker 25 (50:11):
Chase fa don't get in the pool with me.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Then it's unsett.

Speaker 13 (50:18):
To do this.

Speaker 25 (50:19):
Let me say you all day what a you.

Speaker 13 (50:23):
Know what I do all day?

Speaker 6 (50:24):
They sit in their conditioning, I eat cookies.

Speaker 25 (50:27):
Okay, cookies.

Speaker 19 (50:31):
You want to share your crappy diapers, but your kids
don't want to share the water noodles with the other kids.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
They're stealing the water noodles.

Speaker 32 (50:37):
You don't steal.

Speaker 25 (50:40):
They want to play with something in the pool they
play with.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
They're hogging up all the water noodles.

Speaker 25 (50:46):
Oh no, with the pools. Oh no, there can you
think they're gonna do.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
And you're sneaking guests in.

Speaker 15 (50:56):
Mine.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
You wear the wristbands and then you cut them from
the inside flat.

Speaker 19 (51:00):
Then someone walks it out to the next person, and
you sneak eight guests in by the end of the afternoon,
you know.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
And you know that prove it because there's a whole
because there's a mob of you.

Speaker 19 (51:10):
It's like the stroller mafia over there. What do you
multiply when you throw them in water? You have like
ten people by the end of the day.

Speaker 25 (51:17):
You can't talk to people like this. I'm gonna have
good job.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
All right, I'm writing you up. As a matter of fact.
Don't be trying to show up today because you ain't
coming in.

Speaker 25 (51:28):
I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna mouth Are you for real?

Speaker 13 (51:34):
What's your last name Duran.

Speaker 25 (51:39):
Of course you have lame.

Speaker 13 (51:42):
Dump bitch.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
Duran. Yeah, okay, first time.

Speaker 13 (51:48):
Elvis Maria.

Speaker 19 (51:54):
No, it's not Elvis Durant. It's Scary Jones. But I
work for Elvis Duran in the Morning Show and you
got full times God.

Speaker 29 (52:02):
So much.

Speaker 13 (52:03):
Miguel's happy.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
You're a robotel parent. Let me tell you. I think
I listen, there's all one to meet.

Speaker 7 (52:16):
Big way Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all the.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Y, where is.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
Where's Producer Sam?

Speaker 5 (52:34):
I think she's in her little studios.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
We have a little bit of a debate, and I
think we could kind of maybe pop the top on
that if producer Sam could let me go find.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Her home running. She's running there, she goes, this is.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
Almost the same.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Well, we've had this debate on our show before, but
now it's like a different a different type of debate.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
So, so you and your mom went to the grocery store.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
We went to a store to buy pots and pans.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Okay, oh, okay, that's right, you went pots and pan shopping. Okay,
son store and my.

Speaker 16 (53:04):
Mom gifted me a beautiful set. It was actually pretty expensive.
And when we got to the car and she was
going through the receipt, she saw they did not ring
up the pots and pants at all.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
How many pieces in this set?

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Well, this was an eleven piece.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Set and a retail actual retail price, not three hundred dollars.
So you got to the car and looked at the
receipt and realized that the person did not ring up
the three hundred dollars pot, pan and pot set, pound,
pod and pant, pom pant.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Pots and pants pots, pant.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
Yeah. And the thing is is, while you guys were
at the cash register, the whoever was ringing you up
said something about how life just isn't great right now.

Speaker 16 (53:41):
Well, we had a very nervous cashier and she clearly
objectively was just not good at her job, like we
had a lot of problems. And she was vocalizing to us,
Oh sorry, I'm not really you.

Speaker 6 (53:51):
Know, right, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
So they get up to the car, they look at
their seat and they realized that this three hundred dollars
pots and pan set is not even on the receipt.
They didn't pay a penny for it all right. So
the question is do you run inside, have them scan it,
and then you pay for it, or do you put
the car into drive and drive away.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
So your idea was.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
To do what I panicked. I wanted to go in
and pay for it immediately.

Speaker 16 (54:20):
And then my mom said that we might be getting
this girl in trouble because she didn't ring us up
and we were probably gonna have to go to customer service,
not her.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Okay, the name of the story is not bed bath
and be Gone. I don't know what the name of
the place was, but okay, So we have several opinions
going on around here. I just I can't believe that because,
and as you will feel about your opinion, your opinion
is the only way you should reach Oh yeah, let
me go talk to Chaz, who's very adamant about how

(54:53):
he's feeling.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
Hi, Chaz, thanks for listening.

Speaker 13 (54:55):
By the way, h good morning. I love your show.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
Oh, thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Now, so what's on your mind As far as uh, well,
I'm not going to give my opinion, but as far
as Sam and her mom's stealing.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
The pots and pants, go right, I don't want to
weigh it will go ahead.

Speaker 31 (55:13):
In my opinion, it is totally stealing because whenever you
go shopping, whether it's grocery, clothes, whatever, you kind of
have a running total in your mind how much you
should spend. So there's a difference between like maybe a
thirty cent gap and a three hundred dollars gap and
what you should have had to pay. So at that time,
it's really it really becomes stealing because you kind of

(55:34):
knew what you should have spent.

Speaker 16 (55:36):
Hold on, now, Chaz is saying, we knew we walked
out with the improper price, and that's just not true.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
That's different.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
But you didn't drive away. You were in the parking
lot and you do right, But it's.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Not like we wrung up and we're like quick, go,
go go.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
I have questions, Well, you're about to quick drive, drive drive, but.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
We did not realize the price gap and when we
were bringing wrung up for sure.

Speaker 31 (55:54):
But if you're at the registeran she says, well, you're
totally eleven hundred dollars, then it should have been like
fourteen hundred.

Speaker 13 (56:00):
Went off.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
He didn't register that.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I gotta be honest, my light bulb would not have
registered either, Chads. But because I'm just I don't I
don't pay attention to life.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
What gag? What's your name?

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Don Dandi?

Speaker 7 (56:11):
This is me.

Speaker 17 (56:12):
I was thinking the same thing as Chaz. What other
stuff did you buy? What was the total when you
walked out? I don't know what the total was? But
mom went shopping for her house as well.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
So Chaz has he has officially posted his opinion. You
would have been Steve when had you not gone back?
All right, By the way, we still don't know what
you did. I don't don't tell me, all right, Thank you, Chaz,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Thank you. Let me go talk to Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte, Charlotte, Hi, Charlotte,
Welcome to the show. How you do it?

Speaker 14 (56:41):
I'm good.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
Are you doing well? So you used to work at
you work it at pet Smart? Are you used to, right?

Speaker 13 (56:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:48):
You used to?

Speaker 14 (56:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
And this actually happened to a friend of yours who
was at the cash register. Tell us what happened.

Speaker 14 (56:54):
Yeah, So I was working at the cash register next
to him, and he was ringing up someone who bought
like a lot of pet food whatever, and there was
a case of dog food underneath the cart that he
didn't see. It was like twelve cans of like the
yellow Peurina stuff, and the customer walked out and almost
immediately came back in and like the manager was right
there and told him, oh, you know, he forgot to
bring up the can. So it was like a big deal,

(57:15):
like they rout up the cans. He paid for it,
no problem, But then my friend got written up over it.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
See that's stupid, that's so silly. Look, I know, I'm
sure they tell you, Charlotte, hey, make sure you take a.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
Look down at the bottom rack of the basket, right, Yeah.

Speaker 14 (57:29):
They absolutely do. But I mean it was less than
it was like what less than twelve dollars.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
I mean, yeah, getting renting up.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
I mean you know, I actually went to a grocery
store once and they actually had a camera down there,
like just like Wendy Williams shoe cam. So so you're
saying that when you do go back and do the
honest things, sometimes that employee can get written up.

Speaker 14 (57:51):
Yeah, And I mean it's that past year already felt
like she was on a shaky ground. I mean, my
friend wasn't well liked where we worked, and I think
that was part of the reason he probably got recommended
the way that he did, so I answered, the cashier
is already telling me that they don't feel well about
the situation.

Speaker 13 (58:06):
I would have them under the bow.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
I don't see why you can't just go in and
repurchase it, like exactly the cashier, Hey, I forgot to
buy this.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I want to purchase and just purch Well, if managers
watching they see it happen, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
I hate to hear that. Hello, Anna, how are you hi? Yeah?
So your opinion is this? What do you think?

Speaker 13 (58:27):
What that's good?

Speaker 28 (58:29):
They gave us to us, especially the uploment you didn't
pay for that.

Speaker 25 (58:33):
They lack up, the prices so high all the time.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
Oh no, Anna, I love no way.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Hold on, Anna, and I love that you listen to us,
and I do appreciate it. But you are just so
awful about.

Speaker 13 (58:51):
If I would live in.

Speaker 29 (58:53):
One hundred percent you don't need people good and everything else.

Speaker 34 (58:57):
But that's gonna lose her job.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
And I had pots and pans.

Speaker 16 (59:01):
Coming to me.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
So you believe, you believe that it is karma, but
it's bad. But the store has bad karma because they
charge you so much money. So it's good for people
to take free stuff every once in a while.

Speaker 13 (59:14):
Actually you take it out of the lily they had
had in the car.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Oh my god, Anna, Oh your frighten baby. I love you,
I love you, but thanks for listening, and I don't know.

Speaker 30 (59:27):
The love you Anna.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Normally I would agree with Anna.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Okay, So Danielle, how do you feel about it? Because
you're you're sort of famous on the show for stealing things.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Yeah, so normally I would agree with Anna. But to me,
it's a very high priced item. So if it's fifty
dollars they're under I would have said.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Yeah, you know what cut off for steeling gifts? Really,
it's still stealing.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
No, that's not stealing.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Yes, it is not stealing because I didn't deliberately walk
out of the store with.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
It, don't you know it, Daniel Daniel you're in the
parking lot and you see that you have a three
hundred dollars box at Pots and Pans you didn't pay
for it, or a forty nine dollars pan. Let's say
you're not gonna go in and pay for it. You're
in the parking lot, you haven't driven away. Oh you
know what sucks? This woman is in a bad place
no matter what, because she would have going back in.

(01:00:21):
I think would have saved the woman's job, because if
you think about it, that's short.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
That rechid is gonna come up three hundred dollars short.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
No, no, according to that register, those pots and pans
never walked past that Thresholder.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
Camera somewhere is gonna pick that up.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Maybe not, maybe not.

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
The manager could be in trouble. You know what, what's up, Gandhi?

Speaker 17 (01:00:41):
This exact same thing happened with my mom and I
over sixteen dollars, and we got out of the car
and walked back in and paid the sixteen dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Yeah, my mom was like, nope, this isn't happening. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I are such a good person she is.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
I think the lower price would have been easier. Bad
cars guy.

Speaker 16 (01:00:59):
I think think the lower price would have been easier
because my mom wouldn't have had as much fear for
that girl's job. I think something about the price point
equally freaked my mom out.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
I'm not buying the fear for the job.

Speaker 34 (01:01:09):
No, no, you don't have to.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
My mom's a great person.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Such a little effort to walk back in and pay
for it, all right? Well, now we don't know what
they did. So so you and your mom went shopping,
got out to the car and realized while looking at
the receipt there was a three hundred dollars potts and
pans set missing off the receipt. Your mother said we
should we shouldn't take it in. It'll get her fired.

(01:01:34):
You said we should take it in.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
What did you do?

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
She made me go into the store get the employee.

Speaker 16 (01:01:38):
You bring her to the car and have her bring
us to a secret register so she wouldn't get in
trouble and bring.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Up the pants. Its way over to high and it
was extra. Michelle is extra.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
That is not okay? There you go, all right, so
we all want to breathe. You did the right thing
to preserve her job. At the same time you paid.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Yes, and Mom felt like double o seven.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
That's an expensive thing.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
It was so funny we found a secret register.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Now where was it was just the customer service one.
No one was using.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Okay, come on, you're all good.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
We're good, and I'm not I'm not cooking on cursed potware.

Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
That was my right would worry about.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
I'm going to get food poisoning from the universe.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Every dish you would have made it. Those pots of
paths would have.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Been cursed exactly, house fire or something like, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
My bash and house house is curdling. I well, thank you,
thank you, and thank your mom for doing the right thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
Thanks for the pots mom.

Speaker 18 (01:02:33):
All right, there you go, and I'm glad that Danielle's
got to cut off of forty nine dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
I don't believe for one minute you would return everything.

Speaker 18 (01:02:43):
Oh absolutely, I would be worried about Carmen. I would
think those pot that was going to burn my house down,
because I'll tell you we were at the home depot
and uh, we bought that. We couldn't get this.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
I think I told this story.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Watch we couldn't get this screwdriver set to a scan
and finally Alex said, okay, there it goes. So, okay,
got it for got out to the car. It was
on the self checkout, yeah, and it wasn't on the thing.
I said, we gotta go back in and pay it,
and he said, nah, we'll come back later.

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Did you come back No, hasn't happened yet. Still do
this day. It bothers me. That is so stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. This is Elvis duran
and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
See you one hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
It's gonna get kind of complicated here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Let's see how we do. First of all, thank you
so much for listening today. We appreciate you being here.
And we love putting on a show. We love We
love hanging out with each other. Obviously you can tell
by listening that we really do genuinely love each other.
But when you do a show with each other, and
some of us have been together for over twenty five
years doing it, you know you're gonna have a You're

(01:03:51):
gonna have a pothole here and there.

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
You know what I'm saying. So we we hit a
pothole here at the at the studios yesterday. I will
tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Let me just lay it out. We are owned and
operated by iHeartMedia, iHeartRadio. Great company. They take very good
care of us. They give us every tool we need
in order to get the job done. But I also
contribute to some of the things we need, the resources
we need to keep the show moving too.

Speaker 6 (01:04:20):
We have another company called Elvis Durant Group. Right, who's
in the group.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Those are two of us, yes, But anyway to keep
the show running sometimes. You know, we as a company
have to have to bring in resources and things for
us to use, and then iHeart brings in stuff. Okay,
With that understood, that makes sense, right, yes, yes, so
people understand where the busted Macintosh computer came in. It's

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an Apple. Let's move in there. So we have a
beautiful how many inches is this screen? It's a gorgeous
Mac twenty It's a twenty seven inch Mac sitting out
there at Diamond's desk where she's right outside the main studio.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
Okay, Gandhi, you have a bird's eye view. Describe the scene.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (01:05:07):
So we have a bank of computers basically out there,
and our phone screener, our lovely diamond sits there, and
these computers are lined up.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
In a row next to one another.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Now there's one computer right in front of in front
of Diamond. And what does it say, Andrew, you're the
one that printed the sticker. What does it say on
that monitor?

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
What does the sticker say? It is property of Elvister
and Group in big letters.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Yes, you paid for that, okay, So the company paid
for that, my company, not I heard, all right, So
that's basically my property, okay, it's a it's a company
that I Okay, so who wants to tell this story
about what happened to me?

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
Twenty seven inch Mac? I do price Mac or no?

Speaker 16 (01:05:48):
It?

Speaker 13 (01:05:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Yeah, Froggy, you're in. You're of everything Mac and everything Apple.
How what if is the replacement value of this piece
of equipment?

Speaker 18 (01:05:57):
To purchase this Mac again right now would cost twenty
four hundred dollars? Nine It is a twenty seven inch
Mac with the retina five K display and the Nanotexture glass.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
But that's a twelve gigabyte. It's an older one. No, no, no, no, Scotty.

Speaker 18 (01:06:12):
But you can't go back and get you can't go
get the older one. You have to get replacement value
of what you would purchase today.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Yeah and no, no, no, no one speak out of
turn please, because it's gonna be a free for all,
believe me. Before this is all over, we're gonna be
throwing crap at each other computers, all right. So, so
to replace this unit that obviously has been damaged, it
would be twenty four let's call it twenty five hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:06:33):
Including shipping and everything. O. Correct, let's make it twenty
five hundred and that's still very conservative. All right, where
do we start? What happened yesterday that made this poor
piece of equipment end up on the floor and smash
the smithereen.

Speaker 21 (01:06:47):
GODDI, if you want to tell it, you can, But
could I just preface the story by saying, I scare
very no no, no, no, no, no, no, Scotty, you're
out of turn.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
Okay, go ahead, Gandhi tell her what happened in your
Gandhi way.

Speaker 17 (01:06:57):
Okay, So there is need to go a little bit.
What Scotty just said. He is very, very easily frightened.
So because of that, everybody scares him all the time.
Diamond definitely does it the most.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
She enjoys it.

Speaker 17 (01:07:08):
So in the morning she walked in scared the crap
out of Scotty. He had a little heart attack. Then
I made fun of him for how easily he frights frightens,
and I scared him again later in the day. Then,
so that's twice. Now Scotty's been scared, so clearly he's
on edge. He's feeling some kind of way about things.
Then a plot was hatched to put Diamond into a box,

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have Sam record it as Scotty walks.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
By then Nate would ask him to check something.

Speaker 17 (01:07:37):
Scotty would look in the box, Diamond would jump out
give him a heart attack.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
It was executed basically in that way.

Speaker 17 (01:07:44):
However, Scotty was standing very close to one of the
computers and then smacked it when he got afraid.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
If you watch any other video of Scotty.

Speaker 17 (01:07:53):
He always freaks out and then his hand comes flying
forward with something every time, right, so he flail He
just I don't think he can help it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
He's a flailer.

Speaker 17 (01:08:03):
It happens. So he flailed a little bit, his hand
hits this computer. The computer falls to the ground and breaks.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
And you can see that. Exhibit B. Exhibit A is
the smashed computer itself. Exhibit B is the video.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
So the accessories here are Nate, Diamond, Sam and Scottie.
Who else was involved with this?

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
I think that was it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
I witnessed it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Well, yeah, he witnessed it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
This is the first I've heard about Nate being a
part of it.

Speaker 20 (01:08:33):
All I was asked to do was to find a
way to get Scottie over there, whether or not he
went over there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
But you no, no, no, you knew what they were doing.
I knew that he Yeah, but done and producer Sam,
shame on you for being a part of this diabolical scheme.

Speaker 16 (01:08:49):
I know, I will admit it was my brain child.
I was just trying to give diamonds a good time.
I just want to see my kids happy.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Daniel Archie glad and Froggy arch You glad we're not
there to be blamed for this.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
I'm glad I wasn't part of this one, all right, because.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
I probably would have joined Dan had I been there.
So as far as replacing the equipment, Froggy, thanks for
coming to the stand, and it'll be about twenty five
hundred dollars to replace this.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Okay, Scottie, I think we're gonna go right to you.
You are the one scared. You're the one that flailed
your arms. You're the one that knocked my equipment off
the desk, yes, and sent it down like one hundred
floors to the street below. Go ahead.

Speaker 21 (01:09:24):
Well, first of all, I was lured out of the
studio by Nate asking about tablecloths, and we just so
happened to have pizza up here yesterday, so I was like,
oh okay. I walked into the back I saw the
three tablecloths. I was like, okay, man, there's three. And
then as I walked back out, I saw Sam standing
behind the wall giggling, and I'm like, you're an idiot,
and I just kept walking and then all of a sudden,

(01:09:45):
diamond pops out of his box, scares the living hell
out of me, and I scream and flail like I
normally do. And you know, shame on me for being
scared three times in one morning. But I wasn't expecting
it again, and unfortunately my arms flailed and I hit
the computer and I saw it in slow motion, falling
off the desk and I couldn't grab it, and I
just say, I'm so sorry, but this never would have

(01:10:07):
happened without those three idiots doing it too.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Okay, is there anything else you want to add to
your statement, because this is the end of your statement.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
That's all I have.

Speaker 21 (01:10:14):
I'm truly sorry for damaging your equipment.

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Don't throw sharp objects. We learn lessons. Don't flail, don't
don't scare Scotty. He'll flail and break something scary. I
do believe this is a court of.

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Law, and I don't hear any moments. There you go,
here we go. We're calling this the case of the
what do we want to call this? The case of
the scary flail scary flailing computer fall.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
We'll come up with a better name. All right, let
me enter this into the record one more time. I'm sorry, kids.
If we're gonna buy it a computer, can we get
rid of this typewriter? And also who's playing the ball?
And we need new equipment here? We're about to get it,

(01:11:10):
all right, Uh, let's move on to scary Scary? Do
you have any to add to uh this from your
perspective because you watched it go down.

Speaker 19 (01:11:16):
I witnessed this entire thing from beginning to end, and
I will say this plan was thought of and hatched
by Sam, who was standing there with her video waiting,
because there is this thirst to get social media content
and at your Instagram story by everybody here, including myself.

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
But Sam, Sam is under the bus. First wait, Sam,
Sam will turn the mastermind is that Scary needs to finish?
Sam was the master.

Speaker 19 (01:11:50):
Scott Scotty was the innocent victim here when he because
they know how he gets dozens dozens of video of
Scotty being scared by by by Diamond.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
Okay, so that that's like almost an old bit.

Speaker 19 (01:12:08):
The jack in the box comes out of the box,
which is diamond to scare Scotty.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Was all just a plot by Sam to get content
for her. Okay, we'll find out when we get her.
Thank you, Scary. Let's move the diamond diamond, and there's
there's a key missing. There's a there's no a on
my typewriter. Typewriter. Hey, let's go to diamond diamond. Who
Scary is now naming the jack in the box diamond?

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From your perspective?

Speaker 27 (01:12:38):
What what?

Speaker 23 (01:12:39):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
What did you see? And what do you think needs
to happen here?

Speaker 23 (01:12:43):
Well, first, your honor, I'd like to say you look
amazing today.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
Well A s s K I s A. Okay.

Speaker 23 (01:12:55):
Well, what I will say is I was told to
get in the box, okay, Samantha. Now what happened when
I got in the box is up in the air
for me because I don't know's making Sam.

Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
Both So you had no idea, You had you no idea. Wait,
you had no idea why you were getting into a ball.

Speaker 23 (01:13:21):
I knew why I was getting the box. But I
want to make this very clear. If this was my
plan on my own, it would have been done very differently.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
Okay, that doesn't matter. We just have to talk about here,
all right.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
So I'm in the box.

Speaker 23 (01:13:36):
I don't know what's going on. I can't see him.
For all I know to me because Nate from the
box and he gave me the Winkery surgery.

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
Hello, and Hella, you're coming up, Nate. You'll have yourgery. So, Diamond,
are you saying that you should not be blamed at all?

Speaker 27 (01:14:03):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
No, no, no, no, listen.

Speaker 23 (01:14:05):
I know what I did.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
I know what I did.

Speaker 23 (01:14:07):
I scare people all the time. I know that there
are consequences.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
I'm willing to you know, Diamond is the only one,
the only one who's stepping up and taking responsibility, and
that will be taken into account.

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
Let's move on your mercy. I don't know Nate is.
I don't know about you guys, but Nate is really
really turning out to be okay, altered. I will have
let me type this into the record. Shut up. Wow,

(01:14:40):
all right, let's go to Sam.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
And Sam, you have been thrown under the bus by
everyone here saying that you have a thirst for posting
and getting response to your videos online and that was
the reason all this happened.

Speaker 16 (01:14:52):
I have and thank you so much Diamond for nots
coming to my aid because I was using Diamond's phone,
because this was for her. This wasn't for my social
She just needed someone to direct.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
Hey, Sam, whose idea was this?

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
This was my idea. It was a gift to Diamonds.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Okay, wait, you said, Okay, question producer, Sam. You said, Okay,
I've got an idea. I know Scotty's easily scared Diamond.
Let's get you in a box. I will record from
across the room. Scotty will come in, you will jump
out and scare him and you. You came up with
the entire idea.

Speaker 16 (01:15:24):
Correct, Yes, I did so. There was a reason that
we involved Nate. It was because it was his job
to get Scotty in the right position. Scotty was not
where he was supposed to be. Nate was supposed to
get Scotty on the other side of the computers, next
to the box, out of harms way.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
Part of your devious plan. Sam.

Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
I'm scary you've had your turn.

Speaker 18 (01:15:47):
Sir, Mastermind Sam, Sam, master But here's what I'm hearing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
I'm hearing you say it was all your idea. But
I'm not hearing you take king responsibility for the damage.

Speaker 16 (01:16:01):
No, but I am willing to split the damage with
Nate because Diamond was.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
In the box.

Speaker 6 (01:16:08):
No, by the way, it doesn't matter what you're willing
to I will make I will determine who pays for what.

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
It's true you are the judge, but I am just
saying that.

Speaker 16 (01:16:17):
No, I don't fault Diamond, and no, I don't fault
our weird Pinocchio pupp and moving Scottie Bee who can't
control his limbs.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
Okay, Nate, who are you talking to you on the phone.
You know you're in a court of law here. I
realize I'm getting my attorney Burnamond.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
They told you to get in the box. If they
told you to jump off the Empire State Building, would.

Speaker 28 (01:16:37):
You do it?

Speaker 23 (01:16:38):
This is why I'm willing to take responsibility for my portion.

Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
No, no, no, I I appreciate it. I will I
will determine who's responsible. Okay. If Nate your your lights
you're blinking. People are calling. Yeah, I refer you to
to Jessica, my attorney. She's on twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Jessica, you have an attorney. Okay, Hello, Jessica the attorney.
Jessica believes that you are using all your terms in
the wrong sense.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
It doesn't matter. She can use the correct terms.

Speaker 29 (01:17:04):
I have been requested to actices representing attorney, which means
at this point I'm going to retract that statement.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Okay, now that he's paying you money, then you're not
calling him a dumbass anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
All right, go right ahead.

Speaker 29 (01:17:18):
I would like to explain that perjury is when someone
is lying under oath, so if they're perjuring themselves, which are.

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
Used correctly in terms of diamond lying on the stand. Okay.
So I don't know what sort of law that you
is your foundation for your practice.

Speaker 13 (01:17:38):
But criminal defense often you're in the right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
House because there's a bunch of criminals running around this place.
So I mean, look, someone's at fault here, someone needs
to be held accountable. It sounds like a lot of
people are are a part of the shenanigans. But as
our outside attorney.

Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
That Nate's paying anyway, might as well ask you, what
would you say is the outcome or the can be
So I.

Speaker 29 (01:18:02):
Will say that fault can be apportioned by percentages. So
the court of law may have to establish the Elvis
Duran court of law. Who is the most responsible, and
then who's paying what percentage of this twenty five hundred
dollars to the Elvis Duran Corps for a group back.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Yes see, that's what this is. My I should be
a lawyer. I'm thinking the same thing. I think that
there is a lot of people responsible, and certain people
should pay more of a percentage than the other.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
But Scotty's not one of them. He Scotty. Okay, all right,
you're all out of order.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
By the way, I know that Jessica Gandhi, who is very,
very smart, she's been making a list of culpability that
we need to U.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
Let's go ahead and check in with the list of probability.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
So the way I see this playing out.

Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
Wait, I haven't shut up, Jessica.

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
That's what do you guys?

Speaker 29 (01:18:59):
My god, we don't want to tick off the judge,
so don't speak out of turn.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
I'm having a sidebar with Gandhi. Gon God, if we're
at the bar, would you like a cocktail?

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Can I get a whiskey on the rocks?

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
You know what, Jessica, I never passed a bar. Gandhi.
The list of culpability as you see it, Okay.

Speaker 17 (01:19:22):
As I see it, first and foremost to blame Apple
for making crappy products.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
After that, it's Sam's.

Speaker 23 (01:19:28):
Fault, the fault to that one.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
Then it's Lead's fault.

Speaker 17 (01:19:32):
After Sam, after name, it's Diamond. After Diamond, it's Scotty.
Scotty's least to blame.

Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
Scotty has no fault. He was in his studio doing
his job. He was he was pulled out of Okay,
can I.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Say something or so?

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
If Sam is the mastermind, she should do fifty percent
of the money, and then Nate twenty five and Diamond
twenty five because they're also part of it. And who
gets in a box when someone tells you to get
in a box?

Speaker 13 (01:19:57):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (01:19:59):
Okay, you for Jessica trial. Jessica. We're now going to
put your client on the stand. Okay, the defendant, Nate
is now Jessica. Is there anything you do? You want
to send these hearings a certain way? Do you do
you have questions for him? Do you are you?

Speaker 27 (01:20:13):
Are you?

Speaker 29 (01:20:14):
I do I can ask questions of my client?

Speaker 13 (01:20:18):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:20:19):
Go ahead?

Speaker 29 (01:20:20):
Like uh Nate who devised the entire.

Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
Plans Sam and Diamond.

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
Okay, So, had.

Speaker 29 (01:20:30):
Had it not been for Sam and Diamond, would you
would the computer be broken at this moment.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
No, it would still be intact sitting on the desk.

Speaker 29 (01:20:39):
Okay, So there, therefore you have no culpability or no
liability as as it relates to the event occurring and
getting planned.

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
That is correct. By the way, I must say to counsel,
you know you are defending a known murderer top of
the publicity. We don't know anyway back to you, counselor.

Speaker 29 (01:21:04):
There My client rests his case as to the percentage
of culpability. Had it not been for the chain of events,
he would not have been involved.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
All right, Well, thank you, Jessica. I don't know what
we've accomplished here. It's nice to have you here. It's
nice to have someone with a like actually has a
brain on the show.

Speaker 18 (01:21:25):
Yes, Froggy, and we're done with this child like to
charge Gandhi with slander on Apple products.

Speaker 34 (01:21:30):
We can do that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:31):
Second.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
That crabass computer barely hit the ground and it shattered.

Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
Well, no, they're not supposed to hit the ground. I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
I think we all pretty much know you're not. They're
just signing to throw your computer on the frigging ground, Jessica. Jessica,
if you want you actually said something when she uh
when she was slandering the Apple corporation.

Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
What was your thoughts that I had?

Speaker 29 (01:21:52):
Yes, I had objected because I truly disagree. My apple
runs my law firm until.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Someone knocks it over.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Till someone jumps out of a box at your law firm.
All right, Thank you, Jessica, Thank you for listening. Thanks
for your point of view. I do do do appreciate it.
One more point from Diamond.

Speaker 23 (01:22:11):
Yes, Diamond, we are not dealing with a completely innocent
victim in Scottkay. Okay, the video clearly shows that he
grabbed the computer. Also, Scotty is over dramatic. No, yes,
I just want the jury to remember.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
That when diamonds staring him over and overactly if you
would not have put your grown ass woman body in
a jumped out unless you knew he was an overreacting whatever.

Speaker 23 (01:22:52):
One more thing, Yes, ma'am, I, like I said, if
it was me, he would have been closer to me.
He wouldn't have been on the other side. That was
tell him where to start.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
With three very important Latin words in law. They are
I would could have should have.

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
If I hit you with the hammer. You don't blame
the hammer.

Speaker 13 (01:23:18):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Scary, scary, scary too. This room is filled with tools.
All right, Okay, it's down time. We gotta we gotta hurry,
going on and on and on, man sweating. I know
there's another case ready to come into the court room.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
They need that, they need it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
It's Apple against.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Here's the here's the issue. I'm going to go ahead
and start, uh doling out my thoughts. First of all,
I do see Scottie as having no responsibility whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
He is he does blai on his arms. He is
over dramatic.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Uh, And that's the whole reason you guys pulled this
prank because you knew he would flail. You knew he
would be over ramatic, and he was.

Speaker 6 (01:24:07):
Lured to the scene of the crime. He was not
there on his own. Will Nate, you were partially responsible
for luring him in and then giving Diamond the wink
when it was time to jump out of the bar.
But by the way, we never got to that. In fact,
there was no wink, nothing whatsoever.

Speaker 20 (01:24:28):
I don't know how she knew how to spring out
of the box, because when she did, I was like, well,
why didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
She wait until she was close Gandhi. Do you think
there is actual line of sight between the box and Nate?
Do you think he really could have winked at her
and told her to jump out? You were there, you
saw it, the whole thing happened. Then, who how responsible
is Nate?

Speaker 13 (01:24:47):
Now?

Speaker 17 (01:24:48):
Nate's back was turned to me, so I cannot tell
if he winked or not. And I love Diamond and
would love to be able to say he did. I
think the logistics of it make it impossible for her
to have seen a wink from Nate.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
All right, Diamond, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
God, he's turned in against you, even though you uh
you actually slept under the stars with each other in
the middle of Yeldlestone National Park.

Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
Uh No, not really, It's all right. And then there's Sam, Sam,
who I just get the feeling. All all fingers point.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
To Sam as far as being the mastermind behind putting
this together and choreographing this heinous deed.

Speaker 16 (01:25:30):
You know, heinous, my idea, I hired a poor team
of executors.

Speaker 6 (01:25:35):
Everyone else that's my father, Okay, well all right, so
in all in other words, you are now admitting in
front of everyone that you are the mastermind.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Behind started yes, this was my idea.

Speaker 6 (01:25:48):
Oh my god, we just wasted forty five minutes of
my life. Why you guys didn't hear?

Speaker 13 (01:25:52):
Who for what?

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
Elvis?

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
Here's what's gonna happen. I will hold this over your head.
The computer, the computer we bought? How long ago? How
old is this computer? Andrew? Oh, it's old. It still
works like a butte it's still it's still it did
work like a but it did. It still does.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
It's just cracked on the screen right. I don't know,
but there it could be damage going on underneath.

Speaker 6 (01:26:22):
We don't know about. Here's what we're going to do.
I am going to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Replace the computer if needed. We may don't even need
that because now a lot of people are working at
home and don't need it. So we made I have
to decide whether or not we're just going to hobble
along with just one less computer or get another one.
I will take care of the damages. My company will
take care of the damages. But I'm doing so. In
doing so, I will always hold it over your heads.

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
I can't deal with this.

Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
I would be midmoing me as much money as you can. No, No,
well I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
I have not decided if we're going to replace computer.
I don't think we need it. But the thing is
it's damaged. I paid for it, and I feel like
I feel like I should be compensated to.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Do lots of things for you now, like I really
need coffee.

Speaker 7 (01:27:14):
Sam.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
Remember that says it's Elvis's fault, it's not my Faulty
says if you were in the studio that it wouldn't
have happened, and therefore it falls back on you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
I'm like, no, that's stupid. I should throw you in
jail for just being so idiotic. I should get you
off the streets because you're a danger to the people
on the streets.

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
But that sort of.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
I love you all, you're my family, but I do
I do want you to understand that when accident has happened,
someone should be held responsible. And once again I'm playing
the nice guy and I'm letting you get away with
murder computer because it's these things in our history you
will always remember, and you'll always remember Elvis.

Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
Is a good guy. I basically turned the smashed computer
the smytherings into all about me scenario.

Speaker 5 (01:28:19):
Was that your plan the whole time?

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
I just took up thirty minutes of people's time, just
so everyone could know. I'm a great guy who chooses to.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Get up at this time.

Speaker 23 (01:28:28):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:28:29):
Morning Elvis Duran. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
See one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
We got to talk to Samantha. Samantha the intern. I
need odd music, scary, scary stuff that signifies we're talking
about something odd, something kind of great. Hello, Hello, how
are you, intern?

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
Samantha?

Speaker 30 (01:28:56):
I'm good today.

Speaker 6 (01:28:57):
How long have you known your father?

Speaker 30 (01:29:00):
Twenty two years?

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
Twenty two years now now? And you grew up in
the same house as.

Speaker 30 (01:29:03):
Your father, same house, really close with him.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
And you love your dad, right?

Speaker 30 (01:29:06):
I love my dad a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
All right, you recently discovered two things about your father
and you're just blown away, mind blown, mind blown. Yeah,
And I can see the thing is, once you hear these,
you'll go, oh my god, I can't believe you didn't
know this.

Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
Okay, Number one, what's the first thing?

Speaker 30 (01:29:24):
My dad is a stoner? I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
How did you find out?

Speaker 30 (01:29:30):
My cousin told me. She was telling me that like
this one time that they were like hanging out and
he started saying something really weird about like painting the
house and that's when she discovered it, and then.

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
The whole one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
So he so he's been smoking pot ever since you
were a kid. Yeah, he Did you confront him on it?
Did you ask him?

Speaker 29 (01:29:48):
No?

Speaker 30 (01:29:48):
Well, yeah recently I did because I was like, I
was like, why have you never told me? How have
I never known? I knew he smoked cigarettes, but I'd
never noticed right joints or anything.

Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
I can see how you can keep that a secret. Yeah, okay,
but tell everyone, Okay, mind blown? Tell Yeah, tell everyone
what else you just found out about your dad? Who
even know him for twenty two years?

Speaker 30 (01:30:05):
He's bald and his hair is fake?

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
What he was a toupe around you all the time.

Speaker 30 (01:30:12):
I've never seen him without it, I mean even I mean,
did you talk to him?

Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
Did you talk to him about it?

Speaker 23 (01:30:19):
No?

Speaker 30 (01:30:19):
I can't. My mom was like, do not talk to him.
He's very sensitive about it. That's why I've never seen
him without it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
Yeah, don't you go swimming with him ever.

Speaker 30 (01:30:28):
He wears it. He wears it in the shower. I've
never seen him without it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Like, it's not a weave, I mean, it's a tuo pey.
It comes off, it comes off apparently Okay, so how
did you find out about this?

Speaker 30 (01:30:40):
My brother's going bald? So I was asking my mom like,
where does that come from? Like everyone has a full
head of hair, right, And then my mom was like
everyone just assumed I knew. So my mom was like,
what are you talking about your dad? And I was like,
what about him? And she was just like, he has
a tou pey.

Speaker 23 (01:30:57):
I was like what did?

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
I wanted to go in there and like lift it up?

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
No, no, no, He's obviously very sensitive about it. But
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Do you see why I find it a little odd
that you've known him as your father and you've been
close to him for twenty two years and you never
knew his hair is his.

Speaker 6 (01:31:20):
I literally bought it.

Speaker 30 (01:31:22):
He bought it, and he like peppers it now, like
so like ages with him. Like I was just like,
it's unreal.

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
Notice that he like never got a haircut.

Speaker 30 (01:31:32):
No, because he he when he like goes to touch
up the piece, he says he's getting a haircut.

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
Like I literally had no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:31:42):
You know what I would love to do. Let's parlay this.
Thank Samantha so great.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
This is my book, My Dad's bald pod Hag oh
my god, and now things you're found out? Hey, Chandler,
how are you.

Speaker 13 (01:32:02):
I'm not too bad.

Speaker 6 (01:32:02):
How's it going doing? Okay, doing? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
Thank you for asking. Hey, So you know your mom.
You love your mom no matter what, right, yep, yeah,
but you found out something about your mom and it
threw you for a second.

Speaker 6 (01:32:14):
I'm sure. What did you find out about your mom? Chandler.

Speaker 33 (01:32:16):
Well, I was helping her move and we were packing
up boxes and I found a box with a trophy
and if the trophy was broken, but it said, uh,
biggest boobs and warn.

Speaker 6 (01:32:30):
It said biggest boobs.

Speaker 13 (01:32:31):
What biggest boobs and warn? That's the city Warren, Ohio.

Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
Okay, biggest boobs and Warren.

Speaker 13 (01:32:39):
And I said, you know where did this come from?
And she said, uh, I used to be a dancer,
and like she just said it with no like like no, okay,
it is what it is.

Speaker 33 (01:32:50):
And I, you know, we just really didn't talk about
it after that, but I asked how the trophy got
broken and when my grandma found it, she threw it
at her and it grow.

Speaker 6 (01:32:59):
So why did your grandma have a problem with the
biggest boob in Boobs and Warren trophy? Of your mother earned.

Speaker 33 (01:33:08):
Because my mom being a dancer.

Speaker 13 (01:33:10):
I'm assuming, but yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:13):
At the time, so wow, and it no problem. So
mom used to be a dancer, okay, and she got
a trophy though.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
I love that she's a good dancer.

Speaker 6 (01:33:23):
See there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Well, congratulations Channel. But these are the things you know
every once in a while. I mean, how old you
were you when you finally discovered this about your mom.

Speaker 13 (01:33:30):
I was about twenty eight.

Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
Yeah, so you're twenty eight years old.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
You're just now discovering mom used to be an exotic
dancer and got a trophy for it. I love it,
all right, Chandler, thank you very much. So you know,
it's never too late in life to find out more.
I didn't find out that stuff about my dad until
after he passed away. I want to know they kept it,
they kept it quiet. Hello Karen, Hello, Hello, So what'd
you find out about your dad later on in life?

Speaker 34 (01:33:56):
Well, I found out that my dad and my stepmom
to go to Poconose about every other weekend in the summer.
I was about fifteen sixteen years old when I used
to go. And I found out a few years ago
that they were going to a nudist Connie this whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
Oh so your dad and your stepmom were nudists. They
love to hang out with other people who were nude
up at the Poconos.

Speaker 5 (01:34:19):
No, let me tell you.

Speaker 14 (01:34:20):
I can see this with my dad.

Speaker 13 (01:34:21):
My step mom knew.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
They surprised.

Speaker 6 (01:34:25):
They do surprise you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
And you know what, as long as it's not something
dangerous or dirty, you know, it's it's kind of fun
to learn something new about them. And don't you find
it a little intriguing?

Speaker 13 (01:34:38):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
No, okay, Mom, there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
You go, all right, Thank you, Karen, thanks for listening
to us. Uh hi, Gabby, Hi, would you find out
about your grandma?

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
We were sitting in her kitchen and she told me
she was a mud wrestler. Back in the day when
my mom was a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
My grandma was a mud wrestling. People would pay to
watch your grandmother go into the ring and wrestle other
people in mud.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Yeah, and apparently she was really good at it too.

Speaker 6 (01:35:17):
Did she win any trophies?

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
I guess she was in like a state competition or
something and she took second place.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Right now, were you intrigued? Didn't they kind of fun
to find out something that you never knew about grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
Yeah, I was like, Juez, I have a cool grandma.

Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
I got a mud wrestling granny. I love it. Thank
you very much, Gabby. I love that. Finally we talked
to Carly.

Speaker 13 (01:35:42):
Hello, Carly, I'm not good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:35:44):
Good morning. What's you find out about grandma?

Speaker 11 (01:35:46):
Okay, so my dad passed when I was about eighteen
and about twenty five, my family told me and my
siblings that my grandmother had an affair with a tack
cake driver in the back of the taxi cab, so
that my grandfather was not my grandfather. Wow, so we

(01:36:08):
got introduced to an entire new family. It was easier
than the one I was raised with.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Okay, this is a little more complex than the previous calls.
I mean, did you find this to be interesting? I mean,
did it really throw you off? Is it really that awful?
Well kind of, I see if I find out it's
a little bit of a scandal. If I found out
a scandal like that in my family.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
I'd be like, oh good, yes, yeah, finally it makes
us a little more interesting. They had sex in the
back of his cab.

Speaker 11 (01:36:36):
I needed to be more interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Yeah, Okay, your family's interesting enough, I know, but someone
conceive in the back of a cab.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
That's kind of fun, right, I guess no one's agreeing
with me taking a ride in the taxi. Whole new meaning.

Speaker 11 (01:36:50):
Right, that's very true. But then I found out that,
like this guy has like twenty seven kids.

Speaker 6 (01:36:56):
Oh oh god is busy. See, thank you, Carly, thanks
for listening. See I love that. I love when you
find out these little intriguing things that happened. As long
as no one's getting hurt.

Speaker 17 (01:37:08):
Oh, all the like twenty three and me stuff. Now,
I feel like that is just a whole new ball game.
It's finding out everything.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
And you know, Scary told us a long time ago
his great grandparents were first cousins.

Speaker 6 (01:37:18):
Yeah, we know out in my adult life.

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
We kind of knew that though we kind of figured
that out on It makes.

Speaker 6 (01:37:22):
You say that because you don't clot when.

Speaker 17 (01:37:24):
You believe, right, I got that going out in my
family too, which explains a lot about me.

Speaker 6 (01:37:27):
Right, really, really do you clot when you believe?

Speaker 23 (01:37:30):
I too?

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
Don't clot?

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Scary also describes that big mono eyebrow you have, mono
mono ibragama.

Speaker 23 (01:37:42):
Scary, all right, I.

Speaker 6 (01:37:43):
Love you, Scary. You're a little close together a little.
They are God. When he crosses his eyes, they become
one like a cyclops. You look great, though, scary.

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Speaker 6 (01:38:42):
I know we're toetdly Grandma stories.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
And my favorite what you said is scary, Hey, scary,
give me some grandma music in the next And I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
Like, what does that even down?

Speaker 6 (01:38:55):
This is a grandma mean, this is like great great
great great great grandmother.

Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
This is like prohibition.

Speaker 6 (01:39:01):
Yeah, I know, I don't know about that, but anyway,
last about gin from the maftop. I mean because I
remember my grandmother's number one gold in life was to
make me fat, and I think all grandma's gonna do that.
I would get home.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
From school and stay at Grandma's house some days and
she would be making these homemade biscuits with like a
pound of butter on every bite.

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
Ye, and scary. I had the same problem.

Speaker 19 (01:39:25):
Yes, she used to feed me sweets because she used
to watch me after school before my mom was at work,
so she could You could have four cookies of your choice,
or do you want two Hostess cupcakes or two twinkies?

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
And here's a glass of whole milk. It's like my
grandmother would. She would roll me under the cow and
just just squeeze the utter into my mouth. Here have
some milk straight from the utter.

Speaker 4 (01:39:47):
Because they get insulted when you don't eat.

Speaker 27 (01:39:49):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
Well, Grandma's are there because they want to spoil you. Hi, Brianna,
how are you?

Speaker 35 (01:39:54):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (01:39:54):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (01:39:55):
I'm doing well? Oh my gosh, what's that sound in
the background.

Speaker 10 (01:39:58):
I'm sorry, I took off my seat ball.

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Well, hey, don't hit a tree. Hey I'm not driving
right now, well, thank you for listening to Why one
hundred in Miami. Your grandma she tries to make you
fatoo is that your grandma's mission?

Speaker 9 (01:40:10):
Yes, my grandmother.

Speaker 10 (01:40:11):
We are Cuban, So if you're not chunky at a
young age, you're you're pretty much malnourished.

Speaker 27 (01:40:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:17):
I know that's what they say, and we know it's
not true, but in their eyes it is.

Speaker 31 (01:40:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:40:21):
Yeah, so she really I don't deserve her like she
has spoiled me to and my cousins and my brother
to no end. And now that I'm with my boyfriend,
she spoiled hips to absolutely no end. She constantly feeds us.

Speaker 6 (01:40:38):
Yeah, what's your boyfriend's name?

Speaker 10 (01:40:40):
His name is Paul.

Speaker 6 (01:40:41):
I can't hear your grandmother have another coquetta?

Speaker 13 (01:40:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:40:45):
Can you imagine? And it's all in Spanish, so it's
very And then they'll say no, and she'll say see,
and you serve him a plate of.

Speaker 6 (01:40:54):
Poof, you know, with grandmother's no mean jazzy. I know,
but she loves you. And this is how grandma's show love.
You say, you know what, it's Grandma's day, it's your birthday.
Let us do something for you. And you know what
the gift, the best gift you can give a grandma
is it let her cook for you. Yeah, because she
loves it.

Speaker 10 (01:41:13):
Absolutely, She's very We've had friends that come over and
they she's embraced them with so much love, and they'll
offer her to bring her food and she says, absolutely not.
If there's like an emergency with clothes, she hends our clothes.
She used to be a seamstress in Cuba, so she
comes and if we have any little thing, even so
much as a button. She taught me how to sew,

(01:41:34):
and I sew all my stuff, but she'll look at
it and say, no, no, no, no, no, you didn't
do this right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
We have to interrupt this conversation, Brianna to give Paul
another coquetta. Grandma's can sew anything. I was like, you
leave the room and walk back, and she's sewn an
entire like hot air below.

Speaker 10 (01:41:51):
Yes, my grandmother, my grandmother seld She made my mom's
wedding dress.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
See there's something so beautiful about that. Bring God bless
your grandmother. You tell her, We said, hi, okay, I will.

Speaker 10 (01:42:04):
I might even make a video and I'll say I.

Speaker 6 (01:42:07):
Love grandma poored. But it's not dirty porn. It's like
her making coquetta.

Speaker 5 (01:42:13):
Sewing.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
So not my grandmother didn't do this, but my mom
told me a story of how they used to play
jokes on her grandma. They would sew her nightgown shut
and they'd sew the they'd sew the arms, so in
the middle of the night, she's cursling and Italian trying
to get her arms off back.

Speaker 6 (01:42:28):
It sounds like something Alex would do.

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
Would tell me, but they said it was so funny.

Speaker 6 (01:42:32):
Don't make fun of grandma.

Speaker 17 (01:42:33):
Hasn't my grandma? I love her, She's my favorite person ever.
But she was definitely the wanderers, Like she would wander
out of the house. So we were the family in
the neighborhood who people would be returning my grandma.

Speaker 5 (01:42:44):
To us, like hey, did you lose this again? I'm like, Grandma,
what did?

Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
She's just walking around and say hi to everywhere. I
love her, love her. Hello is this Morgan? Yeah? So Morgan?

Speaker 9 (01:43:04):
What well?

Speaker 6 (01:43:04):
Good morning? And it's all about grandma's What does your
grandma do for you?

Speaker 35 (01:43:09):
So I've been out of a house for a batty
here now and I'll ask her to go over and
let my dog out and while she's over there, she'll
just clean my entire house.

Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
Oh so you have her come over and let my
dog that I don't have that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
It's crazy. It's like, Grandma, you've been here an hour
and you clean my entire house. And then she says,
and I also made you a teary missuit. We love
our grandma.

Speaker 6 (01:43:33):
The thing my grandma's is they get you fat, and
they're like, oh, you need to eat more, and they
get you fat, and then one day you walk in
they go, oh, you're getting fat. Yeah, only grandma's can
get away with I Morgan, have a beautiful day. Thanks
for listening to us. Thank Yeah, it's all about grandma's.

Speaker 17 (01:43:49):
One of my grandma's once told my cousin, I haven't
seen you in a while. You've turned into a fat boy.

Speaker 6 (01:43:56):
Oh my god, yeah, frog, get in fat. And I
know you'll know this.

Speaker 18 (01:44:01):
Being from the South Elvis, my grandma used to put
bacon grease in everything. Oh absolutely, So she cooked something,
she would save the grease. I'm like a little Crisco
can on the back of the stove.

Speaker 6 (01:44:10):
Right next to the stove.

Speaker 18 (01:44:11):
Absolutely, and she cooked anything, she'd reach it there and
just take it out and put a doll up in there.

Speaker 6 (01:44:16):
I'm like Grandma, She's like, makes it better, It makes
it good.

Speaker 13 (01:44:19):
It does.

Speaker 6 (01:44:20):
Everything was cooked with bacon fan and they live forever
until doctors told him would kill them. Then they all
started to dye. You just don't tell me what I'm
right doing to kill me and I won't die. Hello, Danielle, Hi,
your grandma she sleeps over and she protects you. Tell
me about your grandma why she stays over? I love this.

Speaker 28 (01:44:40):
She's insane and I love her. But she's seventy six
years old, and no matter what time of year it is,
she always comes and sleeps over my house and never
my parents go away because I'm twenty two and I
still live at home, right, But she thinks that her
being there is just going to protect me if I
have a dog, A shiny little old lady, and she
just thinks that whenever she going to be over, that

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nothing bad's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (01:45:02):
Is a cute lover.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
You gotta love that, you know, and cherish, cherish her
in every moment that she invades your your space because
she's your I remember until my Grandma's last Christmas, I mean,
she'd give me that Christmas card every.

Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
Year it had a five dollar bill and nice and
yeah it's my.

Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
Grandma used to go to the hairdresser and she would
tip fifty cents and my mom would say, you can't
tip fifty cents anymore, and you got to tip more.
So we'd put it in a little envelope for her
that said tip, and she'd still come back with that envelope.

Speaker 5 (01:45:34):
That's a tip, and so.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
Now you still so if you see two quarters on
the on the table, you think of your grandma. That's
the same as if I see a five dollar bill,
are a President Lincoln? I think of my grandma, not
because of the five dollar bill, but because grandma had
a beard just like just like Lincoln. She wore a
stove pipe hat. Anyway, right, Danielle, thanks for listening.

Speaker 28 (01:45:56):
I also just want to say so thank you so
much for taking my car.

Speaker 27 (01:46:00):
Oh.

Speaker 28 (01:46:00):
I actually just apply to be an intern on your show,
So just keep an eye up for them right now,
and this would be my dream. Hold on you guys
is amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Here's the thing I gotta add to that. If you
get the job as an intern, you got to bring grandma.

Speaker 28 (01:46:14):
Yes, oh my god, I will see who'll die.

Speaker 33 (01:46:17):
She loves you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:46:19):
Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 28 (01:46:20):
Thank you very much, Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (01:46:23):
Yeah, Grandma, lover her, lover her, I mess her.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
Grandma is my favorite.

Speaker 6 (01:46:27):
Yeah, yeah, Grandma. She would call in the middle of
the night and say that she can't find her can
of pennies?

Speaker 4 (01:46:34):
Did still have those?

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
They had cans of pennies? I'm not quite sure. One
more from Malorie. Hi, Mallory, Hi, how are you well.
We we're having a great time talking about our gentle grandmother's.
Talk about how gentle your grandmother is.

Speaker 35 (01:46:49):
She's not exactly gentle, but anytime like someone yells at
either me or my brothers, like, she always goes full
rottle and will just yell at them until they're crying.

Speaker 6 (01:46:59):
So if your mom yells at you, your grandmother will
defend you and yell at your mom for yelling at you.

Speaker 35 (01:47:05):
Absolutely, Like when I was like nineteen, I wanted to
die my hair blonde, which was absolutely the wrong choice,
and my mom told me no, But then my grandmother
yelled at her saying that it was what I wanted
to do, so she just went absolutely at her throat.

Speaker 6 (01:47:20):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
We love Grandma grandma. She's looking out for you, even
if she's fighting off her own child. Yeah, all right, Malorie,
you tell grandma we said.

Speaker 35 (01:47:28):
Hi, okay, absolutely, thank you so much for calling. I
really appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (01:47:31):
Well, thanks for texting. I appreciate it. I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show, Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 19 (01:47:48):
Ah, here we go, scary. Yeah, what's your phone tap about? Well,
Miguel emailed us to phone tap his girlfriend Maria. Turns
out she brings her three kids to a community pool
and has had run ins with the city who runs it.
So Miguel thinks she's primed and ready for a phone tap.
So I'm gonna call and pretend like from the city
making a complaining person at the community pool. I'm gonna

(01:48:09):
mess with her a little bit. Let's see what happens
in today is a scary phone tap? Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:48:13):
Hello, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 13 (01:48:16):
Hey?

Speaker 32 (01:48:16):
I just got to call from the pool managers.

Speaker 27 (01:48:19):
Did uh?

Speaker 26 (01:48:20):
Did you hear from them?

Speaker 13 (01:48:22):
No?

Speaker 25 (01:48:22):
Happened I left.

Speaker 13 (01:48:23):
Something then No, they called? They called.

Speaker 25 (01:48:26):
I'm going there right now. I'm going there right now.

Speaker 7 (01:48:28):
What happened?

Speaker 32 (01:48:29):
They've been saying that you've been causing some problems there.

Speaker 25 (01:48:32):
I'm causing problems in the pool.

Speaker 26 (01:48:35):
Yeah, this is from the kids.

Speaker 32 (01:48:36):
The kids are being difficult.

Speaker 25 (01:48:38):
The people from the pool colleges to tell you that
my kids are.

Speaker 26 (01:48:41):
Being crazy, they're just saying they're going wild, they're running around.

Speaker 25 (01:48:45):
Did they find out about this anyway?

Speaker 32 (01:48:47):
Like most they've been some complaints, people complain.

Speaker 25 (01:48:51):
Probably that sweats me all the time. That always in
my business, trying to tell me how to raise my kids.
She's gonna called me herself, but said something to my faith.

Speaker 13 (01:49:00):
I did I read that? What is that?

Speaker 32 (01:49:03):
Are you watching them?

Speaker 28 (01:49:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 25 (01:49:05):
I watch the kids, but I'm not having to be
up their ass all the time. They could go run
around and play. Everybody else's kids are doing the same,
if not just my kids.

Speaker 26 (01:49:15):
Whatever, I gotta go. I gotta go get the little
change in the cars. I give you a number because
I don't want to be with this right now. So
they're gonna give you a call.

Speaker 25 (01:49:21):
You're getting been my phone number.

Speaker 22 (01:49:24):
He's wrong with you?

Speaker 28 (01:49:25):
Good?

Speaker 32 (01:49:25):
Actually, I hope you call me good. Whatever you're gonna do.

Speaker 25 (01:49:29):
Yeah, okay, so good, all right, good good, Thank you
for selling me out.

Speaker 13 (01:49:34):
Bye, Oh my god, Oh my god, it was great.

Speaker 6 (01:49:39):
Alight you sit back, I'm gonna give a call.

Speaker 13 (01:49:41):
Okay, all right, great, Hello Maria.

Speaker 6 (01:49:47):
Hi, this is George from the City of Fifields.

Speaker 13 (01:49:49):
How are you not very good?

Speaker 25 (01:49:51):
Actually it goes. I just got off the phone with
my boyfriend and he told me, he said, you're gonna
call me because of some people were complaining about my children.

Speaker 6 (01:49:58):
I have to re complaints from the citizen too, from
the city.

Speaker 28 (01:50:01):
I can't.

Speaker 25 (01:50:02):
I'm not going to tell you that from I don't
like to see an.

Speaker 13 (01:50:10):
Me.

Speaker 6 (01:50:10):
We're getting off on the wrong foot here.

Speaker 25 (01:50:12):
I want to get on.

Speaker 13 (01:50:14):
I don't like this.

Speaker 25 (01:50:15):
I pay my taxes, I work hard, I take care
of my children. If I want to go to the pool,
I'll go to the pool. Other people bring their blacks there.

Speaker 19 (01:50:22):
To Nobody says, right, you change your baby on the
lounge chair and then you leave the dirty diaper crumbled
up for the pool staff to clean up.

Speaker 6 (01:50:30):
It's not why they were higher.

Speaker 25 (01:50:32):
How is this your business? I pay for that pool.
You can't pay your sary. How about that You work
for the city, right, you work from me, you should
clean up after me when I leave. I don't work there,
you work there.

Speaker 19 (01:50:46):
Then the kids going in the pool and pampers, that
is not acceptable pool attire.

Speaker 25 (01:50:50):
Everybody does that. Everybody has the minute swimming diapers. That's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:50:55):
Yeah, but you just plopped the kid in it's pampers and.

Speaker 25 (01:50:58):
He knows that you want me to put them naked
and pool.

Speaker 6 (01:51:00):
No, but then they PLoP in their papers after you
PLoP them in the pool, and.

Speaker 25 (01:51:03):
Then you cheat, don't get in the pool with me.
Then it's unsetd what you don't have anything better to
do this? Let me say, what do you do all day?

Speaker 6 (01:51:14):
What do you You know what I do all day?
I sit in their conditioning. I eat cookies. Who are you.

Speaker 25 (01:51:22):
Cookies?

Speaker 19 (01:51:23):
You want to share your crappy diapers, but your kids
don't want to share the water noodles with the other kids.

Speaker 6 (01:51:28):
They're stealing the water noodles.

Speaker 19 (01:51:29):
You steal.

Speaker 25 (01:51:32):
They want to play with something in the pool, They
play with whatever.

Speaker 19 (01:51:35):
They're hogging up all the water noodles.

Speaker 25 (01:51:38):
Oh no, they're playing with the pools. Oh no, they can't.
You think they're gonna do.

Speaker 6 (01:51:44):
And you're sneaking guests in.

Speaker 28 (01:51:48):
Mine.

Speaker 6 (01:51:49):
You wear the wristbands and then you cut them from
the inside. Flap.

Speaker 19 (01:51:52):
Then someone walks it out to the next person, and
you sneak eight guests in by the end of the afternoon.

Speaker 7 (01:51:57):
You know that, And you know that.

Speaker 13 (01:51:58):
How I prove it because there's a whole because there's.

Speaker 6 (01:52:02):
A mob of you.

Speaker 19 (01:52:03):
It's like the stroller mafia over there. What do you
multiply when you throw them in water?

Speaker 25 (01:52:07):
You have like ten people by the.

Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
End of the day.

Speaker 25 (01:52:09):
You can't talk to people like this. I'm gonna have
good job.

Speaker 19 (01:52:12):
Ro all right, I'm writing you up as a matter
of fact. Don't be trying to show up today because
you ain't coming in.

Speaker 25 (01:52:20):
I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna not the taste your mouth.

Speaker 28 (01:52:25):
Are you for real?

Speaker 25 (01:52:26):
What's your name?

Speaker 6 (01:52:27):
Duran?

Speaker 25 (01:52:32):
Of course you have lame dump bitch.

Speaker 6 (01:52:36):
Duran. Yeah, okay, first.

Speaker 25 (01:52:40):
Elvism Maria.

Speaker 19 (01:52:46):
No, it's not Elvis Durant. It's Scary Jones. But I
worked for Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:52:51):
And you got full time. God you so much, Miguel's.

Speaker 13 (01:53:00):
Happy anniversary.

Speaker 6 (01:53:02):
You are a robotl parent. Let me tell you, I
think our listeners all one to meet.

Speaker 7 (01:53:08):
Big way Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 19 (01:53:13):
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Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:36):
I did it again yesterday. I'm sure we're all guilty
of this, whether you want to admit it or not.
You go online Instagram sometimes X and you fall into
that hole. Oh yeah, have you seen I'm sure the
ads I've.

Speaker 2 (01:53:51):
Seen We've all seen the one where you spray that
foam down the drain and it comes like a big snake.
Oh yeah, and it cleans it out. It looks so satisfying,
it really does. It's left tun no rents cleaner.

Speaker 27 (01:54:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:54:08):
You spray it on the drain and it's like this
eight foot long snake comes crawling out of your out
of your drain with all that dirt and ick with it.
Does Does it work? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:54:19):
I ever tried it.

Speaker 28 (01:54:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:54:20):
There's only one way to find out, because.

Speaker 6 (01:54:22):
I'm thinking, you know, because Scotty Bees always complaining about
being stopped up. Yes, we could shoot this up your butt.
I'm not stopped up. That's my problem. Oh so you
already have this stuff going? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:54:38):
Hey, have you guys been seriously yesterday? Did any of
you get suck down a hole for a little while?

Speaker 5 (01:54:43):
Always constantly?

Speaker 17 (01:54:46):
I man, once I see two animals who are not
actually the same species playing together and petting each other.
Game over, I'm down that hole for probably an hour.
I send Danielle videos. I'm like, look at this, it's
a monkey petting a deer.

Speaker 6 (01:54:59):
It's a yeah, I love that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:55:03):
Mine is like little kittens, like and you know when
they put them in costumes and stuff and I send
them to my son Spencer. I'm like, okay, I can't.
I'm like this, I can't take this. I'm like, oh
my gosh, look at this and the little monkeys, the
little monkeys with the Louis Vaton purse on his back
and he's like walking around in Myra. I can't I
need a monkey someone.

Speaker 2 (01:55:19):
Oh, Kny, No one can disagree with you that it
all sounds adorable, but an hour and a half of
it because they.

Speaker 17 (01:55:26):
Do different things about my baby pandas how are they
even alive?

Speaker 5 (01:55:30):
I have no idea they're the stupidest of things ever.
But I'll watch them.

Speaker 6 (01:55:34):
I don't know, you know, I'm I'm starting to catch
myself and go, no, no, no, stop. You can have
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:55:41):
Yeah, five minutes, that's all you get watching whatever distortion
you're watching, and that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:55:47):
You got to cut yourself off. And so I try
my best. I try my best to do that.

Speaker 17 (01:55:51):
I do what's your guilty pleasure? Which holes are we
falling down these days?

Speaker 29 (01:55:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:55:55):
Well, I tell you that that foam you shoot down
your drain that makes that foot long snake come out
with all the dirt.

Speaker 6 (01:56:02):
That thing is amazing. I don't know, but you know
what I think, out of all of us, Gandhi and
I send the most trash to each other on Instagram,
right on the DMS.

Speaker 17 (01:56:12):
Yes, there are times where I'll go to send you
a video and then I realized I just spammed you
with like nine in a row. And I really hope
you watch them all. If I ever send you a video,
don't just watch the last one.

Speaker 5 (01:56:20):
Scroll up?

Speaker 6 (01:56:21):
Oh you sent me to last night?

Speaker 18 (01:56:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:56:24):
Hey, when people do that, they only watched the last video,
you said, like, wait a second. These other three were
even more brilliant.

Speaker 5 (01:56:30):
Yeah, but we skip them.

Speaker 17 (01:56:31):
The guy falling in sync with Phil Collins in the
air tonight, it was probably the last thing I've seen
in a long time.

Speaker 6 (01:56:38):
And the woman falling off the office chair in rhythm
to that same song.

Speaker 7 (01:56:41):
So good, but it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:56:44):
It really isn't. It's just we are so stupid, but
we go down there so but part of me justifies
it by saying to myself, hey self, this is a
moment of just unplugging from the reality of the world.
Just watch the man fall down the staircase in rhythm
to the drum solo in a philm Callin song.

Speaker 4 (01:57:09):
Have I ever seen those people that are lined up
sitting behind each other and they start with, like, say,
a huge bucket of water, and they dump it behind
them into the other person's bucket without looking, And then
that person takes the bucket and tries to dump it
behind them, and by the time they get to the end.

Speaker 28 (01:57:25):
There's like no water.

Speaker 4 (01:57:27):
Laugh, and the last it's the I'm like, well they
do it outer here you go, like.

Speaker 6 (01:57:31):
Sprinkle another another hour, take you, Danielle, another hour out
of our lives? Yep, sorry, yeah, frog, what's up?

Speaker 18 (01:57:37):
I saw one the other day, a guy put baking
soda in his wife's hair dryer, so then when she
turned down a.

Speaker 6 (01:57:43):
Dude, it was hilarious. I'm like, I want to try
that boy. Didn't you see the mother who did something
like that to her son and it caught his head
on fire or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:57:53):
See I didn't see that.

Speaker 6 (01:57:54):
Okay, but see we can even talk about it for
an hour that even looking at.

Speaker 17 (01:58:00):
The lions who had finally had enough at the circus,
I was like, yeah, lions, you do your thing.

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