FULL SHOW: The Day We Flirted With Aliens

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Speaker 8 (00:21):
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Speaker 9 (00:31):
This is Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (00:35):
Let's talk about master dating, shall we? What is master dating?
It means you kind of just date yourself.

Speaker 11 (00:48):
You buy yourself that I do to you date yourself
by and you buy yourself flowers, send yourself a card.

Speaker 10 (00:55):
This is can't wait to see you tonight.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Basically live out Flowers by Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 11 (01:01):
Yes, it's true. Go to a nice restaurant, buy yourself
from dinner.

Speaker 10 (01:05):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:06):
So talk about why you're so excited about this concept, Gandhi.

Speaker 12 (01:10):
Okay, So I think that once you love yourself and
truly love yourself and date yourself, and you find a
way to be entertained by yourself and be your own
best friend, that's when you're the best partner to another
person because you're not codependent. You're not depend you know,
making them be your everything and centering your world around them.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
And I think people like that.

Speaker 12 (01:30):
I think it's important in any relationship to have your
own independence and be your own person and compliment each
other rather than complete each other. And I think a
lot of people are looking to be completed. But if
you find someone who completes you, then that means when
they're gone, you're not a whole version of yourself anymore.
And I think it's really important to just be whole
on your own and then be with someone.

Speaker 11 (01:52):
I so agree. I mean you, it's an old old
law in the world of dating. It's that you should
never date anyone unless you like yourself, otherwise it's going
to be disaster, right And look, you know, we always
have things to iron out in our lives. We always
have potholes in the road, and I get that, but
we're human, absolutely, But there's nothing worse than getting into

(02:13):
a relationship and it just crashes and burns because you
blame them for things that are your fault or you
know what have you.

Speaker 10 (02:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (02:22):
So everyone single, even if you're with someone, it's good
to go out on a master date night Master date,
Master date, yourself.

Speaker 10 (02:31):
Yes, Danielle, you're married. Do you have kids? Do you
ever master date?

Speaker 13 (02:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:36):
I mean every now and then I'll go do something
on my own. I like to go someplace and read
a book. Sometimes I like to go to like a
cafe or something, have a cup of coffee, read a
book and just relax. So yeah, I'm fine with it.
I've gone to the movies by myself. There was a
movie I wanted to see, nobody else wanted to see.

Speaker 11 (02:51):
I went, Yeah, Danielle, you have mastered master dated. Yes, Danielle,
I have you have froggy ever master date?

Speaker 6 (03:01):
You know what, I don't think I like myself enough
to do that. No, I don't. Maybe I need to
learn to like myself a little more.

Speaker 11 (03:06):
Well, you know, it's very telling me. If you're not
master dating enough, then you need to think about this.

Speaker 10 (03:11):
Scary. I'm sure you master date from time to time.

Speaker 11 (03:14):
I'm afraid of master dating because you'll go blind or something. No,
because to me, again, you know me, I think everybody,
the whole world is looking at me, and I'm I
probably should just live in my own skin. But you know,
in a weird way, I kind of master date in
a way, that I feel complete what Gandhi was saying before,

(03:35):
I feel like I'm a whole person and I don't
need anyone to complete me. But at the same time,
I can't physically do things. I can't go places by myself.

Speaker 10 (03:44):
Then you know what, maybe you should focus on that.

Speaker 11 (03:46):
Yeah, scary is the kind of guy who cannot go
to a restaurant by himself, can't go see a movie
by himself, because he thinks people are looking at him
and judging him.

Speaker 10 (03:52):
I find that sort of narcissistic a little bit. Just
say so.

Speaker 11 (04:00):
It looks like, you know, and I've got friends over
this weekend, I won't have time to master date. But
next week I'm gonna master date all week long. Yeah, NonStop.
It's gonna be just a It's gonna be a master
date palooza.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Can you master date multiple times?

Speaker 11 (04:20):
Right exactly? Someone else sens a text I'm afraid to
do things alone. I feel like everyone's judging me.

Speaker 10 (04:25):
They're not.

Speaker 11 (04:27):
I mean, look, I'm not saying that you're not interesting
or people aren't paying attention to you. What I am
saying is, don't limit your life because you think people
are paying attention to you when they most likely.

Speaker 10 (04:39):
Aren't, and they don't care totally, no offense. They don't care.
They don't care if you're alone eating.

Speaker 8 (04:44):
I think we all think so, like if a hair
is out of place, or if like you know, something's
wrong with our outfit whatever. We think too much of
ourselves that and most of the time people go nobody cares.
No one's looking at you.

Speaker 11 (04:56):
It's true, though, And if they do care, who cares?
Switching gears, Alli is on a road trip. Wait till
you hear this, Ali from Allentown, Pa. How you doing, Ali?

Speaker 14 (05:07):
Good?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
How are you guys doing well?

Speaker 10 (05:09):
So you are in the car right now with your
three year old and your.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Husband right yes, and her puppy.

Speaker 10 (05:19):
They're driving from Allentown, Pennsylvania to Disney.

Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yeah wow Yeah.

Speaker 11 (05:24):
So you started this journey at nine thirty last night.
You still have roughly seven hours to go. How's it
going so far with you, your husband, your daughter, and your puppy.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I drove the first leg of the trip and we
just recently switched. Of course. Our daughter was up at
like five point thirty and she was like, are we here?
And I was like, nowhere North Hero, No, I've.

Speaker 10 (05:48):
Got bad news. We get to Sip.

Speaker 11 (05:51):
We're a little over halfway. So when you get to Disney,
what do you do with your puppy? I've always wondered
what people do with their dogs if they take them.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
So we are staying being at a pet friendly resort,
we're saying at Art of Animation, so he'll be able
to be with us when we're not in the park,
and they just ask that he's not in the room
for more. I think it's like more than seven hours.
But having a three year old, we have to break
the day up so he'll have copious amounts of time

(06:20):
with his family and time for us too.

Speaker 10 (06:22):
So wow, And so is this their first time at Disney?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
So my husband has never been to Disney and my
four year old has never been to Disney.

Speaker 11 (06:32):
Yeah, so I'm going to ask a question that some
parents may think is offensive. So you're going to a
pet friendly resort where you can leave your pet. Is
there to go to a three year old friendly place
where they've watched your three year old?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I mean the adult Disney?

Speaker 11 (06:47):
Yeah, so you can go do adulting at Disney's just
for a few hours, watch Illuminations or whatever over at
Epcot or they still do that I don't know, You're
gonna have a great time.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
You can do child swap, which is good. So like,
if you want to go on a ride at the
one can't go on you guys can do the whole
child swap thing. So that's good.

Speaker 12 (07:03):
What is that I've never been to Disney and I
don't have children, So if.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
You haven't, say you're you know, you have one kid
and the adults want to go on the ride, the
dad can stay with the kid while the mom goes
on the ride and instead of getting back on the line,
you swap it out. Person was yeah, which is very
nice of this. The Disney does a universal does it.
A lot of the big parks do it.

Speaker 10 (07:25):
Huh got It makes me want to have a child.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
Just that.

Speaker 11 (07:28):
Come on, gandhi, let's have a kid. Okay, Ali, you
and your family have a wonderful time. And you know
the part of the journey, I mean, the journey to
Disney is part of the fun. So I hope you're
making the most of this long drive and a send
us a text, Send us a text, and when we're
back from vacation, let us know how it was.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Okay, absolutely, thank you?

Speaker 15 (07:49):
All right, Allie safe driving about writer or switch now
instead of child swap?

Speaker 8 (07:53):
That's cool, a new name or something.

Speaker 11 (07:55):
So are you guys up for long road trips like that?
I mean that's a long road trip.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Hell yeah yeah. With the right people, road trips.

Speaker 11 (08:02):
Are the best, right, that's the key way with the
right Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
I don't want to see who the wrong person is,
but she knows who she is in my car? Say
I want to go on one of those long train
rides where you sleep on the train. Yeah, I want
to do that.

Speaker 11 (08:20):
Well, good, that means you don't have to drive, you
can be in your you know whatever. Wait, who you
talking about? Who you don't want to travel with?

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (08:27):
Don't do teasing?

Speaker 4 (08:28):
That does it?

Speaker 12 (08:29):
Rhyme wither smam, Okay, that's weird.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (08:49):
I'm sorry? Was that funny?

Speaker 9 (08:50):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 10 (08:52):
Who news? Froggy always does the horse gupes on Thursday?
All right, let's go, let's do it all right.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
If you celebrated birthday today, you're celebrating the Jennifer Coolidge
and Bosie Happy birthday to you, virgo. You don't need
productive to be worthy. Take a nap, drink water, and
do nothing loudly. Your days a six.

Speaker 16 (09:11):
Gandhi loves that one, Livra. No one really knows what
they're doing. The ones who do just pretend with confidence.
Your days an eight Scorpio. Love doesn't always announce itself
with fireworks. Sometimes it whispers through familiarity.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Your day is a five Hey, Sagittarius.

Speaker 16 (09:26):
Your vibe today is I know something you don't know,
so enjoy that power.

Speaker 10 (09:29):
Your days of nine Cabricorn.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
If you feel like you're the only adult in the room,
you probably are. Take a deep breath and lead with grace.

Speaker 10 (09:37):
Your day's an eight Aquarius.

Speaker 16 (09:38):
You got to make that move you've been thinking about,
even if it didn't get group chat approval.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
Your days of seven pisce easy.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
You're not too emotional. You're just an HD while everybody
else is in standard. Your days of six.

Speaker 16 (09:50):
Still feels like a burn areas. You want a fresh start,
then take one, no permission required.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Your days an eight Taurus.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
You've been playing it safe lately. Time to it's the
comfort zone and try something a little unhinged. Your day's
a ten Gemini.

Speaker 16 (10:04):
Your spontaneity is strong today. You don't necessarily need a
friend to do something with you.

Speaker 9 (10:08):
Your day's a nine.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Cancer, Today is a great day to remind everyone day
you are, in fact the main character. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 16 (10:15):
And finally, Leo, today is not the day to be humble,
So please take up space, compliment yourself, and keep moving.
Your day's a seven and those are your Thursday morning horsecopes.

Speaker 11 (10:26):
I find this fascinating because I am not one of
these people, but maybe one of you are. If you're
like an only child, I don't know if you were
growing up wishing you had a sibling or not. Are
you totally loved basking in the sunshine of mom and
dad only liking you and you don't have to.

Speaker 10 (10:40):
Share anything with anyone.

Speaker 11 (10:41):
I don't know, Because Danielle you have siblings, yeah, and
Gandhi you do too, Scary you have siblings. Scotty Bee
has a brother, Nate has brothers. I have brothers. But
you know, I wonder what it's like to be an
only child. I mean, my brothers are much older than me,
and they were out of the house and I had
the whole run to the house to myself, So I

(11:03):
sort of feel like I know what it is, But
I don't.

Speaker 8 (11:07):
Yeah, my mom My mom's an only child, and children's
an only child. And my mom always said she always
wanted a sibling, that she always, you know, would look
around and feel like everybody else had somebody and she didn't,
you know, to grow up with. So she was dead.
But I know a lot of people who love the
fact that they're an only child.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Right.

Speaker 11 (11:25):
So my brothers were like a year or two apart,
so they had each other, so, you know, they even
shared a bedroom when they were kids. You know, I
never had that, so I do wonder what that was like,
But I'm so happy I didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I don't know, did not beat you up? Were you
guys close enough that they would still beat you up?

Speaker 11 (11:40):
No, they were too old to beat me up. Okay, No,
there was no physical violence at all. Lucky because they
were over ten years older than me, so you know, no,
that would have been just so wrong.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
An actual beat down.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (11:54):
When I when I was old enough to be beaten up,
they were, you know, they were out there like dating
and stuff. Oh yeah, thank god I dodged that bullet. See.

Speaker 14 (12:05):
I disagree with what Danielle said. I think I don't
think there's any only child out there that is happy
that they were an only child. I feel like everybody
that is an only child probably wants a sibling at
some point.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
I wanted a sibling when I was younger, but then
now it doesn't bother me.

Speaker 14 (12:20):
Yeah, but when you're younger, right, like you want that
friend to play with and hang out with.

Speaker 11 (12:24):
And yeah, I don't know, Sally. I never didn't know
what I was missing because I never had one, so
I don't know. My brothers were gone, so I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Now.

Speaker 8 (12:32):
My sister says the same thing, because I'm eleven years
older than her. My mom at one point was like, hey,
I should add three, and my dad was like, well,
when the hell were you gonna tell me? So my
sister said she felt like an only child because my
brother and I were so much older and we were
never around. So she said it felt like the same
thing to her. I mean, now we're close, but back
then it was different, you know.

Speaker 11 (12:52):
I interested I love this text because I think it
says a lot about only children. I wonder if I
hadn't been an only child, I wouldn't I would have
been less of a TV junkie growing up. So I
know that TV was my babysitter. I mean I would
get home from school and I'd be by myself and
it was TV, you know, And so that'sh why I'm

(13:13):
such a student of those old school shows.

Speaker 10 (13:15):
Right, I don't know, but I don't know. I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (13:20):
The closest I ever came to it was when my
sister went to college and it was just me and
my parents, and I just thought, well, this is hell, right,
he was mac home. Yeah, but aside from that, always
had her.

Speaker 11 (13:31):
It was hale. Why was it hell when your sister
went to college? What was wrong with you and your parents?

Speaker 12 (13:34):
Because all the attention went from being split between the
two of us to now just on me, and not
just on me, but like.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh my god, you can never leave. This is so horrible.

Speaker 12 (13:45):
Without your sister, where they smothered the hell out of me.
It was just crazy, all right, That's what happened about.

Speaker 11 (13:50):
Let's go to a couple calls line nineteen Frank from
Philly loved being an only child.

Speaker 10 (13:54):
Hey Frank, how are you?

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (13:57):
I was how are you doing today?

Speaker 10 (13:59):
His name is Frank, It's Frank from Philly. We gotta
make that very close.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
You gonna.

Speaker 10 (14:03):
Okay, so you were an only child and you loved it?
Why is that?

Speaker 13 (14:07):
It was just the best time growing up? My best
friend lived two doors away from me. I had all
growing up. It was just the best time ever.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
You know.

Speaker 10 (14:18):
We just gotta we just gotta text those houses.

Speaker 11 (14:22):
We just got a Texas as as a kindergarten teacher.
Only children stink?

Speaker 10 (14:27):
Why is that? I want?

Speaker 11 (14:29):
I wonder if you were like a little rough when
it came to teachers at school versus kids that had
other kids in their lives.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Fine, we're fine.

Speaker 13 (14:39):
My best friend actually had the same name as me,
so we were always playing around with the teachers growing up.

Speaker 17 (14:45):
We were just in classes. It was great.

Speaker 11 (14:49):
So that was as close to having a sibling as
you you wanted. The friend two doors down named Frank
from Philly.

Speaker 10 (14:55):
As well, there you go.

Speaker 13 (14:56):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 10 (14:58):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
So if you had a sibling, then you probably would
have had to share Frank down the street as a friend, right,
that could have It could have been.

Speaker 13 (15:06):
Problems, probably because we were around the same age. Yeah,
so we were like only a few months apart, so
we shared the same thing, sa same experiences, you know,
like we were hanging out we were I'm sorry, we
were over each other's houses all the time.

Speaker 10 (15:25):
All right, gotcha, all right, Frank, Thank you. Frank.

Speaker 11 (15:27):
Love and still loves to this day being an only child.
It still hasn't gone away, has it? You still love it?

Speaker 13 (15:32):
I still love it to this day. We are still
the best of friends. I'm your best man. I was
best man at his wedding.

Speaker 10 (15:40):
It was great.

Speaker 11 (15:40):
Sounds like he sounds like he's as close to a
brother as you need it. All right, thank you, Frank.
Moving to twenty one, it's Julia hated being an only child,
despised it really, is that true?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
It was good morning, good morning.

Speaker 18 (15:54):
It was really it was pretty lonely. I definitely had
some good friends and that was how full. But honestly,
as an adult, it's kind of even worse because it's
you don't have people to go to when you have
things going on with like your parents or things like
that that anybody else wouldn't quite understand.

Speaker 11 (16:14):
I wonder and if I wonder if you guys are
thinking the same thing being a little girl and being
an only child versus being a little boy and being
an only child. I wonder if there's a difference, like
you you dependent on others for different reasons. I don't know,
I'm just kind of wondering whatever.

Speaker 9 (16:29):
Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 18 (16:30):
I mean I definitely felt like I wanted to have
like really really close like girlfriends and things like that,
and so not having siblings kind of made it hard
sometimes for that.

Speaker 11 (16:40):
Yeah, all right, all right, well listen, Julia, thank you
for listening to.

Speaker 18 (16:44):
Us, and uh much love you guys.

Speaker 10 (16:46):
Love you more, Love you more.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
You know.

Speaker 11 (16:48):
Deanna, who works here with us, says she's an only child,
but she was also a child of divorced parents, so
she had to go back and forth between houses by herself,
and so having you know, parents who divorced, it probably
is great having a sibling so you can go through
that with them, you know. I don't know, I love

(17:10):
being an only child. Spoiled rotten. Yeah, my old older
brother's out of the house.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (17:17):
My parents they got all of their heavy parenting out
on them. So when I was a kid, they were like, yeah,
stay out all night.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Who cans?

Speaker 8 (17:23):
Oh my gosh, that's what happens. Like the first kid,
you have all these rules blah blah blah. By the time,
that keeps gutting, you know, down the line. It's like, oh, sir,
don't come home. That's what's exactly great.

Speaker 10 (17:35):
Go ahead, eat your dinner off the floor.

Speaker 11 (17:37):
We don't care. One more call from Morgan line nineteen.
Hello Morgan, Hi, only child or siblings?

Speaker 10 (17:46):
Which one?

Speaker 18 (17:47):
I have siblings?

Speaker 10 (17:49):
Okay? So what about this conversation's hitting a nerve with you.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
So I am a kindergarten teacher and a lot of
kids that come into kindergarten it's their first time in
school ever, and if they're an only child, it makes
it really hard for them because their world home revolves
around them, and then when they come to school they
have to share it with twenty thirty kids the attention,
So it makes it really hard for the feature. We

(18:16):
like when they have siblings because they have kids to
grow up with and kids to build those social skills with. Yeah,
so the Mari comes to kindergarten, they have those foundations already.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (18:28):
Something great for parents to know if you have a child,
an only child, sending them to kindergarten for school, they
need you need to have them playing with other kids.
All right, Well, thank you very much, Morgan.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
I love it.

Speaker 11 (18:41):
On the other hand, I went to school with this
family that had seven kids, and so I mean it
was they had to run like a military camp there
because I mean when it came time for dinner, I
mean they had to like they line them up in
order of age and then you know, the older ones
went first. And I mean they had to have a
house like that, hyper organized, otherwise the wheels would fall

(19:04):
off the wagon.

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Speaker 10 (19:10):
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Speaker 11 (19:11):
Here and you actually jumped into the Hudson River.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 10 (19:21):
Yeah.

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Speaker 11 (19:49):
More and more we're seeing these stories about people from
Earth making contact with or being contacted by beings from
other planets. Yeah, or somewhere else. I don't want to
say specifically a planet. They could just be floating around
out there somewhere, not needing a planet, not needing something

(20:10):
to walk on.

Speaker 10 (20:11):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
So cool?

Speaker 11 (20:13):
So I got this list today the states most likely
to survive an alien invasion. Some places better than others,
more prepared to deal with an alien invasion should it
ever happen, and this new report reveals where they're most ready.
Research looked at factors including number of UFO sightings, population density,
and landscape to determine survivability score for each state. Virginia,

(20:37):
the state of Virginia comes in first as most likely
to survive an alien invasion, followed by Georgia than Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, I could see that, but there's a lot missing there.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
What's that?

Speaker 12 (20:47):
Because we have no idea what these aliens are capable
of and which environments would actually be better for us, you know,
like what if you want to be in the desert
because they're water based and they would dry out, like
in what kind of forever?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
You don't know.

Speaker 11 (20:59):
I think I'm going to make an assumption here. Virginia
has a massive military force compared to other states.

Speaker 10 (21:09):
Okay, so it could be you.

Speaker 11 (21:12):
Know, if you have the air force ready to shoot
him down, terrifying, Why can we go in an invasion?
What if you're just it's a visit. Yeah, I mean,
you know when you have friends come over, are they
invading your house? Are they're visiting your house?

Speaker 8 (21:27):
I wanted to be a visit, but you don't know
if it's a visit, how do you know?

Speaker 11 (21:32):
I think that there's an encounter where they're just visiting
their science experiment that they've had for thousands and thousands.

Speaker 10 (21:38):
Of yeh, scary is convinced we are an experiment.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think we have nothing to offer.

Speaker 10 (21:45):
Well they did, he got probe? Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 9 (28:39):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (28:46):
Hey, so, what's wrong with your car right now?

Speaker 11 (28:48):
I mean, don't we all agree that we always have
like one little thing wrong with our car?

Speaker 8 (28:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (28:53):
Okay, So is it a rattling sound, the irre ignoring?
Is it breaks that squeak or grind?

Speaker 8 (29:00):
I have that change light?

Speaker 10 (29:02):
Oh, the check engine light?

Speaker 8 (29:04):
Yes, that's on right now?

Speaker 10 (29:05):
No is it?

Speaker 11 (29:06):
Because I know in newer cars it could be an
orange live but if it if it turns red, they
say pull over immediately, Like yeah, I've driven miles and
miles and miles with a red light, a cracked windshield, anyone.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Oh, I had a car that so far has had
all of the above.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, it was so bad.

Speaker 12 (29:25):
It used to start like one out of every three
times on the first try. So when I would do
appearance as and events for work, I would park way
down the street because when I would be leaving in
my car wouldn't start. Listeners would heckle me.

Speaker 10 (29:37):
You do. I have a reputation for having the jankity
jankeittiest of cars.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Everyone called it the skittle.

Speaker 12 (29:43):
It was this liken green color, and they're like, why
are you driving it?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
There's just some stuff I care about and some stuff
I don't care about.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yea.

Speaker 10 (29:48):
So I have about a leak. There's a leak, don't
know where it's coming from.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
I have a leak in one of my tires, and
I know there's a nail, but I don't have time
to go get that fixed. I just keep putting the air
in the tires, put a little more in there.

Speaker 11 (29:58):
It's okay, it's just you know, getting your car service
and fix. It's just it really is just quite the
detour that none of us want to take.

Speaker 8 (30:05):
Yes where sometimes it takes forever.

Speaker 11 (30:07):
Yeah, So right now, I've got the grinding, squeaky breaks.
I come to a stop and a stop by it
he goes.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
You may want to get that checked.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Now.

Speaker 11 (30:19):
Do you ever call Do you ever call the service
department at an auto dealership and tell them like you
give them the sound your apartment? Oh yeah, Hi, that's
unemployment duran. Oh yeah, you know it's making this weird noise.
When I come to a stop, it goes.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
Oh oh sorry, I know exactly.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
What that is.

Speaker 11 (30:43):
You hope and this is unfortunately what we do with
our bodies as well. If you have an acre pain,
you just hope it goes away.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
Send my kids doctors pictures of skin things all the time. Hey,
this just showed up.

Speaker 10 (30:54):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (30:54):
You really need to bring them in?

Speaker 11 (30:57):
So I want to I want you to call me
with the sound your car is making? Yeah or suv?

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Sure.

Speaker 11 (31:04):
Unfortunately you can't text it, and it's something we're gonna
have to hear from you. And maybe just maybe we
have some mechanics for people who are in the note
listening to our.

Speaker 10 (31:14):
Show, who can go oh yuh, like, I wonder why
my car is.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Why sounds like it's speaking whale?

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (31:23):
I know what's that straighten?

Speaker 14 (31:25):
My car was making that same noise one time, so
I went and talked to a mechanic. He said, well,
I'm not supposed to tell you to do this, but
the way to correct that is to go and reverse
as fast as possible and slam on the brake something.

Speaker 10 (31:38):
No he did because.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
The rotor.

Speaker 10 (31:42):
I'm not even kidding, like that's what I said to do.

Speaker 11 (31:44):
No, so maybe maybe he was just goofing on me,
but it resurfaces the rotor.

Speaker 8 (31:49):
No, he wanted us. If you were as stupid, we're
gonna do it.

Speaker 10 (31:52):
I was that dumb, like in this same parking lot.

Speaker 11 (31:55):
So, gandhi, did you ever get a new car? You
don't even have a driver's license.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
That's irrelevant at the moment.

Speaker 10 (32:03):
Live in the city.

Speaker 12 (32:03):
You drive, you don't drive right, But it would be
nice to have a form of ID.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I care have a passport around like what could possibly go?

Speaker 10 (32:12):
Hey, Ashley, how you doing good?

Speaker 6 (32:14):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 10 (32:15):
Go ahead? What what sound is your car currently making?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
So whenever I make turns or slow down, it kind
of makes this.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
Noise.

Speaker 11 (32:27):
Now do you think is it is it a tired
on the pavement thing, or is it something like internal.

Speaker 10 (32:34):
Where do you think it's coming from.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I'm pretty sure it's internal because I have like four
different lights on right now?

Speaker 11 (32:42):
You have on I didn't know cars four lights, the.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Tire pressure, the tract to control of the A, B
S and then airbag light.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
You need to check.

Speaker 10 (32:52):
Please, no, no, no, we can't help her here.

Speaker 11 (32:55):
Time is money. Time is money, all right. So it's
making an noise and all your life?

Speaker 10 (33:00):
All right? Good luck? Go reverse and you slam the
brakes on.

Speaker 11 (33:08):
So I got Brady describing the sound as cars making
This is the silliest.

Speaker 10 (33:14):
Brandy.

Speaker 11 (33:14):
So your car is making a sound. And now when
does it make this sound? What are you doing when
the sound happens.

Speaker 17 (33:23):
It's it's only provoked if I'm if I'm rewarding my
car with fuel with I'm filling it up when I'm trying. Uh,
I use the middle one because I'm cheap.

Speaker 10 (33:33):
Okay, a lot of people you're not, all right, so.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
Wait, wait you use the middle one. I use a cheap,
cheapy one.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (33:41):
Well, I try to use the middle one because, like
I feel like it's it's a Camaro, it's not a
VAT or anything. But like I don't want to be
like super embarrassed. And I work, you know, in the military,
and like when I saw my friends that I used
like the cheap, cheap one in my Camaro, that they
get like more offended than the fact that it's a
de six.

Speaker 11 (33:59):
It's weird because some people get really really really mad
if you use the cheap one thing. Don't you like
your car? Is it?

Speaker 9 (34:07):
Really?

Speaker 8 (34:08):
They just say that the other ones are better.

Speaker 10 (34:13):
I don't need.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Okay, are you.

Speaker 17 (34:19):
So?

Speaker 10 (34:19):
Anyway? So it makes this noise when you're gassing up.

Speaker 17 (34:23):
I don't get it only only when I'm done gassing up.
When I when I get back in the car and
obviously everybody's around, uh and it just goes.

Speaker 14 (34:33):
And then it won't start.

Speaker 12 (34:34):
It's only the cookie monster being sad.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
And then it won't start.

Speaker 17 (34:43):
So then I got to sit there like on basis.
There's a line of cars behind me because it's like
that's the cheapest place to get gases on base and
uh so like I'm sitting there like really embarrassed, like
trying to get my car to start, and I'm like
it looks really nice on the outside, but the inside
is the mad.

Speaker 9 (34:58):
I know what this is?

Speaker 17 (35:00):
Our cars?

Speaker 6 (35:00):
What is it.

Speaker 8 (35:01):
It's the sound of you wasting money on the that doesn't.

Speaker 10 (35:05):
Matter me throwing my money away.

Speaker 11 (35:11):
It sounds like it does sound like astro Jackson. Jackson
sounds like Nate's stomach last night he crop dusting. All right, Well,
thank you Brady, good luck, by good luck, and thank
you for serving your country.

Speaker 10 (35:26):
We do appreciate that part.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Your support. Hey, can I do a plug shameless plug?

Speaker 10 (35:32):
Yes? Yes, go ahead, Please follow my podcast.

Speaker 17 (35:36):
It's all about being an adult at Disney at Never
Growing Up a Disney Parks podcast for adults.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
Love that Never Growing Up at Disney Parks podcast for adults.

Speaker 10 (35:47):
I remember that perfect. Thank you Brady.

Speaker 17 (35:50):
It's all about drinking at the park.

Speaker 10 (35:52):
We have a great warning you too. I'm in it.
I love that.

Speaker 11 (35:56):
Uh what scary people are diagnosing Brady's problems? Person says,
check the muffler bearing.

Speaker 10 (36:01):
Check the muffler bearing, the muffler baron. I don't know.
It could be his flywheel.

Speaker 8 (36:07):
What's a flywheel?

Speaker 10 (36:08):
I don't know. I think people make this.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
Flywheel a class I take you know with the bike.

Speaker 10 (36:13):
You're saying that his car is a hot starter.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
Could be vapor lock.

Speaker 10 (36:18):
I don't know. It's the same as the flux capacitor.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I know people are just making things.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
I bring my car in and they could tell me
all these things and they could be totally made up,
and I would believe them. I have no idea anything
like this.

Speaker 10 (36:33):
What's that scary? It's a leak in the vapor lock?

Speaker 11 (36:36):
Oh frog, you're just is that a real vapor lock?
I know there is vapor lock. I mean cars don't
usually have that any longer.

Speaker 10 (36:43):
What does that do? What is that? What does it mean?

Speaker 6 (36:45):
It's something it's something to do where the fuel goes
in and you get vapor in the fuel line.

Speaker 11 (36:49):
God, I don't know anything. I know nothing about cars,
fuel pump. It's a fuel pump problem.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Weird so irresponsible with what we're doing. I know what
it is.

Speaker 11 (37:03):
Is there such a thing as bad gas for your car?
I mean, Nate, they put water in it?

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Yeah, I heard this, water down gas? They yes. I
believe that.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
What causes you to wreck your car in the parking lot, Danielle,
if you were not.

Speaker 8 (37:18):
In Florida right now, you might flip me up your ass.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
I think that, uh, that might cause me to wreck
my car. I think if there's any water in your gas?
Your car screwed, right?

Speaker 6 (37:27):
I mean it?

Speaker 8 (37:29):
Can they say that those cheap gas stay include water
down your gas?

Speaker 6 (37:32):
And what about people who put sugar in your gas?
Thanks so that your car message, don't do that.

Speaker 9 (37:38):
Oh no, we gotta go Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
el Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (37:54):
So have you ever been on vacation and you find
out that the toilet you' and using has been used
by a celebrity?

Speaker 10 (38:03):
Yes? Yes, scary.

Speaker 11 (38:05):
So I was down in the dr on vacation and
we rented a villa where people like Tiger and post
Malone State.

Speaker 10 (38:13):
And I'm sitting there.

Speaker 11 (38:14):
And I'm thinking, like, this is awesome, this is awesome.
And then I realize, oh my god, I'm sitting on
the toilet and I'm like, post Malone just use this toilet.
I stayed in the room post Malone state unless he
brought his own seat, but I'm sitting there and now
I couldn't get out of my head. I'm in the bed.
I'm like, oh my god, post Malone slept here. What
did he do in this bed? So I mind started

(38:36):
wandering and going crazy. But yeah, true story. But yeah,
I kind of didn't want to know celebrity toilets, well,
says nineteen l nineteen is Alyssa, you actually used the celebrities? Well, hello,
you used the celebrities toilet? Which celebrity did?

Speaker 5 (38:55):
So I used Rob Zombies' toilet.

Speaker 10 (38:58):
All right? So where did this happen?

Speaker 8 (39:02):
That's scary.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
So he's actually married to my cousin's cousin and they
were giving away some furniture that my cousin wanted. So
I went with her with a U haul to go
pick stuff up, and we just kind of spent the
day there. We had lunch there, and eventually, you know,
I had to go bathroom. So that's how I used
robs homie toilet.

Speaker 10 (39:21):
Did you blow it up? You didn't blow it up,
did you?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
No?

Speaker 5 (39:24):
No, I didn't blow it up.

Speaker 10 (39:25):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Was it clean or were there like dead bodies around?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
No?

Speaker 5 (39:30):
It was very clean. His house is so nice. There's
so much like funky cool like dark art on the walls,
and it's a really nice house. But it was very clean.

Speaker 10 (39:39):
All right.

Speaker 11 (39:39):
Well, good, thanks for sharing your celebrity toilet story. Welcome
to celebrity toilet stories. All right, listen, thanks for listening
to us.

Speaker 10 (39:46):
You go have a good day, okay you guys, of
course love you too.

Speaker 11 (39:49):
Now listen to this one Froggy online eighteen Christina. Christina
tell Froggy where whose toilet you used?

Speaker 8 (40:00):
Beat Keith?

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Oh wow, you know the late Toby Keith's very sad
for me right now. But I had a friend who
found him before he became like a big star, and
it was if you guys remember Intrepid. He played on
the Intrepid back in like ninety eight or something like that,
and we went and I had to use the bathroom

(40:26):
after the show, and we were waiting for the meet
and greet with him, and the manager was like, oh,
come on on the bus and I'm like, no, I can't,
and they're like, yeah, yeah, let's go, and I'm like okay.
So I was sitting on his toilet and I was
doing like the happy peepee dance because.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
I was like, what toilet? This is so amazing?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
What am I going to take? I took nothing. But
then when I came out, the band was there, so
I was having a beer hanging out with them, and
like Toby came on the bus and I was I
got to meet him, like you know, had a beer
with him for maybe a minute and that was it.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
Wow, look at that.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
I have to use this toilet though, and.

Speaker 10 (41:05):
I see that's.

Speaker 11 (41:06):
Pretty cool because you also got to hang out on
the bus, which is like, that's your honor to be
invited to the bus.

Speaker 10 (41:11):
I love that.

Speaker 11 (41:13):
Great story and perfect timing. Excellent, Christina, thank you, thanks
for listening. We love toilet stories.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
This is help me.

Speaker 11 (41:19):
This is how low we go, We go very low.
Look at the text messages. I used Ralph Mancio's toilet
the Karate kid.

Speaker 10 (41:26):
My mom used.

Speaker 11 (41:27):
Gloria Gainer's toilet in her dressing room at the Apollo Theater.

Speaker 10 (41:30):
Wow, that's cool, that's cool.

Speaker 8 (41:33):
I used Chris Rock's toilet, remember, and then I stole
the toilet paper on Halloween. No, it was not on Halloween.
It was I went there for a meeting for something
once and I went in. He had the toilet paper
and it was gold ours. You remember, I ripped off
a whole bunch and took it with me.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
What did you do with it?

Speaker 8 (41:48):
I just kept it. I was like, who has gold
toilet paper? I thought it was so cool.

Speaker 11 (41:53):
Wow, I know, but no one else is talking about
this on their show right now. I guarantee it another
called line twenty, and let's talk to Nick. Nick did
something very unusual that we need to need to know
more about. Yes, Nick, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Hey, Hey, you're doing the guys. Good morning morning, we're doing.

Speaker 10 (42:11):
Okay, Okay, whose toilet did you use?

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Claire Danes.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Claire Danes, Yeah, we're got.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
I got contracted to installed appliances in her apartment, and
I went in there and I to use the toilet,
and very well, it was in her Manhattan apartment.

Speaker 11 (42:33):
See, I wonder it's sort of related to what you're
sort of related to what you're saying, Nick, How many
plumbers install new toilets in new homes owned by celebrities
and they christened them so they can be the first
to use them.

Speaker 10 (42:45):
We have heard that this is a thing we have.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Well, that's that's what happened. The plumber had put it
in and I needed to use this toilet. He said, well,
we just put it in and it's the only bathroom here.
So I was like, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 11 (42:59):
There, you go, you gotta do. I love that you
got to do that, all right, Nick, Claire dame's toilet.
I hope just listening. All right, Nick, thank you very much,
I love it. Thanks for thanks for a tasting. All right.
So who in the room, Because I've got a few
and they're gonna sound boogie.

Speaker 10 (43:15):
I'm kind of debating whether I should.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Say them or not.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Oh, of course you should say.

Speaker 19 (43:19):
Well.

Speaker 11 (43:19):
First, Gandhia said that she doesn't recall ever using a
celebrities toilet.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 12 (43:24):
I mean unless these bathrooms around here count where like
a celebrity used our toilet and then I used it after.
I've never done it, But I would like to know
which celebrities blew up our bathroom?

Speaker 19 (43:33):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (43:34):
Right, who else on the did anyone on the show
use a celebrity toilet? Yeah, I'm using toilet on his plane. Okay,
that wins the prize. Sorry, I was gonna leave the
airplane part out, but whatever, that's awesome it is.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (43:53):
Well, I will tell you that there's a resort we
went to and we knew the lady who slept in
our bedroom before we checked in was Donna Tella Versaci Versace,
So I know I used her toilet. Oh wow, And
in the same resort next time we went, we stayed
in the same house that jay Z and Beyonce stayed in,
and we stayed in the primary suite, so I'm assuming

(44:13):
they use the toilet.

Speaker 8 (44:15):
Is Beyonce brings her own toilet seats, so.

Speaker 10 (44:17):
I don't, I bet you know what? Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
But you might have gotten jay Z's.

Speaker 10 (44:22):
But maybe I know.

Speaker 11 (44:24):
When we stayed at the Hard Rock in Mexico, we
stayed in the Brent Michael Sweet So I guess Brett,
I said, on Brent Michael's toilet.

Speaker 10 (44:30):
Nice.

Speaker 11 (44:31):
We rented the old Frank Sinatra house in Palm Springs,
so we know at least he used that bathroom at
some point. So I was sitting there one morning going,
oh my god, Frank Sinatra used Papa Squad exactly where
I am.

Speaker 12 (44:47):
And even if it's not the same toilet, your waist
is traveling through the same pipes.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
That's right.

Speaker 11 (44:52):
Yes, thank you for Sherry Gandhi's the ultimate optimist. And
then I'll say some and this was a little touching
for us. We stayed in Bruce Willis's old house, so
I know that Bruce had used this bathroom before, and
I was I kept wondering what it was like for
Bruce and his family to enjoy this incredible place on

(45:14):
the on the beach. You were there, Nate, Yeah, you
stayed in the guest bedroom. One of his daughters. He
was that toilet.

Speaker 10 (45:21):
I know, how crazy is that? You're like, somebody sat
right there where I'm sitting. I actually spent a lot
of time on the toilet just for that very reason.

Speaker 11 (45:30):
Anyway, maybe Bruce Willis was reading a magazine.

Speaker 10 (45:34):
Right here exactly. Yes, scary. What's up?

Speaker 11 (45:37):
We just got a text I used Limp biscuits, torbus toilet.

Speaker 10 (45:41):
Oh, well, there you go. I think we've really wrung
all the juice out of this one.

Speaker 9 (45:54):
That's funny to me, it's funny. Do you have a
sense of humor? El Vis Duran in the Morning Show,
don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran thee Elvis Duran's phone tappen?

Speaker 11 (46:04):
I think Garrett has it today? Yes, all right, Garrett?
What is your phone tap all about?

Speaker 10 (46:08):
So Jackie wanted.

Speaker 19 (46:09):
Us to play a phone tap on her parents, Marie
and Anthony. Now mom and dad are on a little
mini vacation, but are having a graduation party this weekend
for their daughter.

Speaker 10 (46:17):
Jackie and she's graduating high school.

Speaker 19 (46:19):
So Anthony scheduled for his pool to be cleaned, so
everything's nice at the house when people come over for
the party, right, So Jackie's going to start the call
to dad.

Speaker 10 (46:27):
Then I'm going to be the guy cleaning the tool.
So you're the pool boy. Yes, I'm the pool bowl.
Here we go. Here's Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Hello, Hey, Mom, what's up?

Speaker 9 (46:36):
You guys are going to clean the pool today?

Speaker 19 (46:38):
Right?

Speaker 10 (46:39):
They should be there soon.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
I just woke up that they're draining the pool right now.

Speaker 10 (46:43):
Are they supposed to do that?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
No, they're supposed to clean it.

Speaker 16 (46:47):
What's happening?

Speaker 18 (46:47):
Well, they're they're putting all the water like they're taking
it out and it's going into the night running down our.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Hill right now, Anthony, they're draining the pool.

Speaker 16 (46:57):
Are you going back on the phone at the house
and they're draining the pool?

Speaker 6 (47:02):
What do you want me to do to be Jackie?

Speaker 4 (47:05):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (47:06):
Jackie?

Speaker 5 (47:06):
They came over to clean the pool, but they're draining it.
It's like literally on the water.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Drained the pool. What's going on? What do we need training.

Speaker 12 (47:15):
The waters in the tree?

Speaker 10 (47:16):
Who is draining the pool? Whoever?

Speaker 5 (47:18):
You hired for this.

Speaker 10 (47:19):
Can get the guy in the phone.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Excuse me because my dad, there seems to be an issue.

Speaker 11 (47:24):
All right, Hello, who's this any Who are you Anthony?

Speaker 15 (47:28):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (47:28):
This is Devin. I work with Bill?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Okay, so what do you work with?

Speaker 10 (47:33):
Bill? So what's going on with what I'm hearing with
the dreaming of the pool? What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (47:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (47:38):
No, you wanted the pool drained and their linery said.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
No, No, I don't want to pool drain.

Speaker 10 (47:45):
Was celebrating my daughter's graduation. Wait the party. Bill never
drinks the pool, lucky for you.

Speaker 19 (47:53):
Like when I got here, there was a little issue
on the liner, so I want to I want to
take a look at it and h we'll get the
pool back up.

Speaker 10 (48:00):
Been running in about a you know, a week or so,
nor a week or show.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Let's clack. I don't have pike finish.

Speaker 10 (48:06):
I never asked the train.

Speaker 19 (48:09):
Trust me on this. All right, we'll get it all fixed.
We'll send you the bill all it will.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Be good, and get the hell out of here.

Speaker 10 (48:15):
What'd you showing me the bill?

Speaker 8 (48:16):
I didn't order this.

Speaker 10 (48:18):
But I I found a problem.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
Get me Bill?

Speaker 10 (48:22):
Really? Still, that's the guy I heals, I don't know
you get out of my house.

Speaker 19 (48:27):
Well, I'm not in your house. I'm outside your house.
Lovely house. By the way. I love what you did
with the mulch.

Speaker 11 (48:32):
Bill is on Get the hell out of my house.

Speaker 10 (48:37):
Bill is on vacation right now.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
So call him.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Get Bill on the phone right now.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
You go to the spot.

Speaker 11 (48:44):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
I can't tell with you right now.

Speaker 10 (48:46):
Go figure straight to voice mail. He's on vacation.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I'm on vacation to you give me this bill right now.

Speaker 19 (48:53):
It sounds like you could use the spa. Okay, why
don't you head to the spa. I will fix the liner.

Speaker 10 (49:00):
Requested.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
I'm gonna break your neck and still I'm.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Gonna bringing you in there.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Get the house.

Speaker 19 (49:13):
Yeah, I just talk to your dad. Gonna finish up
the pool. Here, you have cash you can pay.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Yeah, that's playing.

Speaker 8 (49:18):
That works, I think I know.

Speaker 10 (49:19):
He said, No, you're not handing over cash to the pool.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Well, you just told them to finish the job. So
I said, I stop to finish the job. Checkie, you're
not giving over the check. Can I just use your
credit card? I'll use that annex to pay them.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
What's the matter with you? You're not paying the guy
I didn't hunt this guy to get out of the house,
called the police.

Speaker 19 (49:40):
Now, hey, hey, Anthony, my name's actually Garrethrom Elvis Durant
in the Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped
by your daughter?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
What what I got?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Your dad?

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Oh my god?

Speaker 10 (49:52):
Very funny.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
You give me a heart attack like this?

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Hey Anthony, you you've done enough?

Speaker 9 (49:57):
Shut up, anasone.

Speaker 20 (50:01):
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Speaker 9 (50:05):
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the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (50:11):
The question what little irritating habits do you have around
the house that really says a lot about you? For instance,
my habit that people get so bent out of shapeover
is I'll stop the microwave oven like with two seconds
left because I just feel like it's been on enough.
And I'll leave two seconds on the on the on

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the display, and I get yelled at for that.

Speaker 10 (50:35):
Is that really that irritating? Is that bad?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
A monstrous kind of monstrous?

Speaker 10 (50:38):
Yeah, it's not monstrous at all.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
Someone texts it in saying that her husband is the
over tidier. She'll take the milk out of the refrigerator
to make cereal and she'll turn around to get it,
and he's already put it away, and she's like, wait, wait,
I just took it out. But she but she is
the shudder. She sheds things as she walks through the house. Jacket,
here is sweater there, clips here.

Speaker 8 (51:00):
Oh that drives me nuts. Do not do that?

Speaker 10 (51:03):
Well, he that drives you nuts?

Speaker 9 (51:04):
Dad?

Speaker 14 (51:05):
Ye?

Speaker 11 (51:05):
But what what irritating habits do you have at the house.
I'm sure you have it your closet, right, I.

Speaker 8 (51:10):
Have to Oh yeah, yeah, my closet. Oh you know
what Sheldon hates. So my closet has a mirror on it.
But I have so many handbags and you know, top
bags and stuff that it blocks the mirror because they're hanging.
So I open up his closet and I use his mirror,
and it drives him nuts because he's like, then I
locked the cats in there accidentally, and they scratched at
the rug to try and get out. I think that

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is probably I get yelled for that twice a week,
three times a week.

Speaker 11 (51:37):
The cat. The cat thing aside. I mean, at what
point can you own a mirror? You cannot use my
that's my.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
He says, clean your bags out and throw half of
them away, and then you have to use my mirror.

Speaker 10 (51:51):
Usually, why can't you use his closet? I don't understand what.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
Because I cause issues with the cats and then his
rug is all ripped up from the cats.

Speaker 10 (52:00):
Okay, where's that?

Speaker 6 (52:01):
He gets your own closet and your own mirror. You
use your stuff. He uses his way.

Speaker 10 (52:09):
I'm sure Alex is still asleep. He's not listening. I
told you what he does.

Speaker 11 (52:13):
He'll he'll be like, Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and
fix stuff around the house. He'll he'll pull all the
tools out of the tool drawer or whatever.

Speaker 10 (52:20):
He'll leave him everywhere.

Speaker 11 (52:21):
He never puts anything away, or he'll take the wrapper
off a new hammer or something, just leave the wrapper
right there. I have to tow all that away. It's
it's irritating. So what other things are on this list?
That they are?

Speaker 10 (52:33):
The irritating habits we have around the house that are irritating.

Speaker 12 (52:36):
The people who leave dishes to quote soak, the people
who leave cabinets open, the people who take who eat
something and leave one bite or one sip left. The
people who instead of mopping, use like a Clorox wipe
and a foot Yes, you know all that. I'm leaving,
leaving leftovers in the fridge way past their expiration date.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
All these things.

Speaker 8 (52:58):
How about the water bottles around the house. This is
what happens in my house with the boys. They take
three steps of the of the Poland spring and then
I find nine water bottles.

Speaker 10 (53:07):
This is why you should never because people do that. People. Yes,
y're scary, which I object.

Speaker 11 (53:12):
I'm a dish soaker and I sit there, did the
dishes sit there overnight?

Speaker 10 (53:16):
And they soak?

Speaker 11 (53:17):
And I got to tell you, the grime comes off
that much easier in the morning.

Speaker 10 (53:21):
Well, but I know it.

Speaker 11 (53:22):
Sometimes we let them quote unquote soak because we're just lazy.

Speaker 10 (53:26):
We could easily just so I soak all my dishes.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Oh, just wait till you read what this says about
your personality.

Speaker 10 (53:33):
Scary, Well, let's talk about it. What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
You want to hear?

Speaker 10 (53:37):
Let yeah, go ahead, connect the connect the dots.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (53:41):
So this says your ability to make life more difficult
is unmatched. Instead of handling something that's mindumbingly easy, you
choose to soak it in a ransom cesspool of procrastination.
By the time you make the decision to do something
about it, someone else has come along and cleaned up
your mets, which is what you wanted all along.

Speaker 10 (54:00):
Wow, well I live alone, so I'm playing myself.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Okay, it's whack a doodle time.

Speaker 8 (54:09):
It is whack a doodle.

Speaker 10 (54:11):
Times are so hard.

Speaker 9 (54:13):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (54:23):
What are you eating?

Speaker 6 (54:24):
You're eating some sort of food, Froggy, what are you eating?
What do I eat every day?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Peanut butter cruy, peanut butter.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
Peanut butter crackers.

Speaker 10 (54:33):
Oh you know what I had yesterday?

Speaker 11 (54:35):
What are the candies that are really they're like really
tart on the outside, but they get sweet as you
eat them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had some of those.
M I could eat an entire bathtub of those.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
I love them things.

Speaker 10 (54:48):
What an invention.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
Your teeth hurt after there's so much sweetness on the
outside with the sour candy. Your teeth hurt when you're
done eating those.

Speaker 10 (54:56):
I know. I love a good too.

Speaker 11 (54:58):
Take Hey, look, you know me, I'm not one of
those guys who like to go to clubs, flashy clubs,
you know, bottle service with sparklers coming out of the
top of your vodka.

Speaker 10 (55:08):
You don't like a good red rope.

Speaker 8 (55:10):
Oh my gosh, this is all scary dream right that way.

Speaker 10 (55:13):
But I don't like it. I don't like it. I
don't need it.

Speaker 11 (55:16):
I've done that, been there, it's no big deal. So
now there's a club in New York City called Garsong.

Speaker 10 (55:21):
Have you heard of this?

Speaker 8 (55:22):
No?

Speaker 10 (55:22):
No, you guys.

Speaker 11 (55:26):
When a man shows up at Garsong and he is
ready to go in the club, he has to put
his card in an ATM reader to see how much
money he has in his account, and I do believe
it's a minimum of fifty thousand dollars. They won't let
I know it's it's it's silly. So they're saying, basically, hey,

(55:48):
come on in. All the guys here are worth at
least fifty grand in cash, which is silly. Let me
tell you you're not riff raff right now. There's a
lot of there's a lot of rich riff raff out there.
I wouldn't get into that, but but it's true. Okay,
another reason not to go to that club, I guess.
But I don't know what a weird what a weird
way to select who can come through?

Speaker 10 (56:10):
Right?

Speaker 12 (56:10):
I just have a feeling that everybody inside is insufferable,
Like if you're trying to go to a place like
that where they they're making you prove some type of
financial worth to out, like dictate if you're actually worth
coming in?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Goodbye, no, thank you.

Speaker 11 (56:24):
I want to hear a conversation between Gandhi and Danielle,
like just two girlfriends who are like trying to make
plans for the weekend. And then Gandhi, lets Danielle know
of this club. Okay, and let's let's hear what a
shallow conversation would sound like.

Speaker 10 (56:38):
Okay, go cool, cool.

Speaker 8 (56:39):
All right, So I know we have all this time
on Saturday. Do you think we should like go out
maybe a movie, dinner show? What do you think?

Speaker 12 (56:47):
I don't know, Danielle. Sounds like that's where a lot
of poor people hang out. I've heard of a club
called what's it called Garson That.

Speaker 8 (56:55):
Sounds so fancy. Tell me about it.

Speaker 12 (56:58):
Well, to get in, the men have to prove that
they're worth at least fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Sounds like a party.

Speaker 8 (57:03):
Oh, we can go take advantage of some men that
have money.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
At least fifty thousand.

Speaker 8 (57:11):
Are there a lot of zaddies there?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Probably not Danielle and.

Speaker 10 (57:16):
There you go, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 11 (57:17):
That was fabulous acting standing ovation from my girls. Now
that's the thing. Fifty grand. So here's another thing. I'm
not putting my card in any card reader at a club.

Speaker 10 (57:28):
Are you kidding me? Yes, Garry, what did you want
to say?

Speaker 11 (57:31):
My question is, well, what are the women bringing to
the table? What do they have to do to get
into this club?

Speaker 8 (57:37):
Do they we just have to show up?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
No boobs?

Speaker 11 (57:40):
And it's it so is that it it's so obviously
they don't have to put.

Speaker 10 (57:45):
Their ATM cards in, But what are they? Oh no, no, no,
I mean final.

Speaker 11 (57:49):
Yeah, it's like it's along the lines of Ladies Night,
Lady's getting free lady.

Speaker 10 (57:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (57:58):
Yeah, it's gonna be all shock people in there. It
You think every Instagram model that ever thought they were one.

Speaker 8 (58:07):
So there you go. If you want to get with
an Instagram hotty for the night, that's where you go,
flash your bucks and you got something.

Speaker 10 (58:13):
I don't you know.

Speaker 11 (58:14):
It's all about this status, which you know, fifty grand
in a checking account to me, I don't, I don't know.
I don't consider that any kind of status that's of
note and worthy of anyone's attention.

Speaker 10 (58:24):
But that's just me. What is that? What does that
way dating site?

Speaker 14 (58:27):
Nate Rayah, that Ryan Rayah, you have to have basically
just status. I guess. I mean Scotty B and I
were talking about it the other day. I guess they
even check your Instagram to see if you have a
lot of followers, and they check to see your contacts
and your contact list to see if you have friends
that are in RYA.

Speaker 8 (58:46):
Doesn't that bother you though, because then you think that
people are going after you for the wrong reasons, not
because you're a nice guy and you know you'll have
a good time, but because you what you can give
them exactly.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
You bring the boobs, I'll bring the cash. Let's go,
Let's go.

Speaker 11 (59:02):
Sounds like it sounds like a healthy relationship. In the work,
I will say that we all know someone who I
don't know if he's still in Rayah, but he was.

Speaker 10 (59:13):
He was, he was on the Riah dating scene. We
all we work with this person. Yeah, that's he met
his significant others. Well WHOA, Okay, you know you're saying
that much.

Speaker 8 (59:25):
It is Well, you're not getting note right now.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
It's someone that we work.

Speaker 11 (59:29):
It's the way we work with and it's not someone
who you listeners would know. Okay, we're good, Okay, Okay,
Now my question is why.

Speaker 10 (59:37):
Would he want to join that? Why would anyone want
to join it? Well, what are you thinking?

Speaker 11 (59:40):
Like, I want to join Rayah because you have to
have a certain status, So you're eliminating a pool of people?
Who are you eliminating if you join a riyah or
you go to a club that makes you have fifty
grand in a checking account?

Speaker 8 (59:54):
Do I have a question about it? Do you does
the woman need to have the same type of status
as the guy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Is it?

Speaker 14 (01:00:00):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
No? So no? Because I was thinking if if that
was the case, that I could understand maybe if a
guy is looking for to be hot.

Speaker 10 (01:00:07):
That's what they do hot women and rich gods.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Okay, Eric, it started out differently, didn't it?

Speaker 12 (01:00:13):
Like it started out where both people needed to have
some sort of status, and then I think it morphed
to Okay, girls just need to be hot and guys
need to be something.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
Well, I think the people who are defending this are
saying that it shows that you maybe you're financially stable
or financially responsible, is what they're That's what their argument's
going to.

Speaker 11 (01:00:30):
Be Okay, don't get madmey for saying this, but it's
fifty thousand dollars financially stable.

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
No, I agree with you, But I'm just saying I
think that's what their argument is, that that's how they
draw the line. Where do you draw the line? Is
it fifty? Is it one hundred? Is it two fifty?
Is it a half a million? One?

Speaker 10 (01:00:46):
Well, exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:00:46):
And you can't see one account from a person and
just automatically assume you know everything about their finances from that, right.
You know, they could be in debt, they could have
they could be someone else's money. You don't know, a
serial killer, Like, fifty thousand dollars is a lot of money.
I'm not saying it's not. I'm just saying that's a
weird way to prove that you're datable. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (01:01:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:01:10):
But my question again is this, Who is being eliminated
by having rules like that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
A lot of probably a lot of really great people.

Speaker 10 (01:01:17):
Yeah exactly, of course.

Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
Yeah not cool, right, I.

Speaker 10 (01:01:22):
Like this text.

Speaker 11 (01:01:23):
These clubs are eliminating the scrubs. Okay, you see in
the house.

Speaker 8 (01:01:27):
Oh, we have somebody that works on our show that
is on Ray. I just found out. Can I say
her name is on Riya Riya?

Speaker 10 (01:01:35):
I don't know. Do they do they want you to
say that? Do they want to be known?

Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
I'm gonna say it, say it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:42):
I want to show Abby. Get her in here?

Speaker 14 (01:01:48):
Cool?

Speaker 10 (01:01:48):
Well hold on now, hold on? Does she want to
talk about this? I don't want to make her.

Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
Joanna told me she was on it, and then.

Speaker 10 (01:01:55):
No, Danielle, No, no, Danielle.

Speaker 8 (01:01:58):
Abby is fine with it, she said, it's fine, She's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
It is okay.

Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
What do you er know, Abbie?

Speaker 15 (01:02:06):
I know, I'm sure, She asked, how Vister ran? He

(01:17:57):
just keeps the opening his mouth l in the Morning show.

Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
Hey, it's Nicki Minat.

Speaker 10 (01:18:04):
Hey, this is Lady Gaga.

Speaker 16 (01:18:06):
You're listening to the Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:18:10):
Hey, we're in a room.

Speaker 11 (01:18:11):
Let's go around the room. What's all the minds of
everyone in the room. I'll start with you, Gandhi. What's
going on?

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:18:17):
I think I have not necessarily a plan B, but
a part time job that I want to take up
after I get out of this job.

Speaker 10 (01:18:22):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
I want to be a nine one one operator? What
do you guys think, Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:18:27):
Okay, well, let's send Why do you want to be
a nine one? Why operator?

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Thank you for asking? Elvis only? So I know that
they need a lot of help.

Speaker 12 (01:18:36):
And it seems like in really bad situations, so many
times you hear these nine one one calls and you're like, man,
that operator was kind of a jerk. Or if you
could have just helped them out a little more in
a different way, it would have been great.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
And I thought I could do that. I could totally
help people.

Speaker 12 (01:18:48):
Send send someone in the right time to the right place,
and be nice to someone, keep them calm. I would
like to try, and they need help, so why not
I could do it?

Speaker 10 (01:18:55):
Can you do it from home?

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:18:58):
And then also I get like maybe a foot in
the door with the police department. I need them on
my side for things in the future.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Oh god, all good. It's like all good intentions. There's
all good stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:19:08):
My suggestion is you go shadow a nine to one
one call center before.

Speaker 10 (01:19:13):
You jump into this idea.

Speaker 12 (01:19:14):
Okay, if anyone runs one of those things, let me
know I would like to be there.

Speaker 11 (01:19:19):
She'll be right there front center, all right, just listening,
right at least you're thinking of your future.

Speaker 10 (01:19:23):
So when this place blows up, and it could any
day now, yeah, you're ready.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:19:27):
Hey.

Speaker 11 (01:19:27):
Our special guest on the around the room, Scotty Bee.
Scotty Bee, what's on your mind today? Hi there?

Speaker 20 (01:19:31):
What's on my mind is that I think that we
should just leave the farming to the farmers, because you know,
I've had a garden in my backyard for many, many,
many years, and this year has been more frustrating than
ever before. Well, I plant tomatoes and cucumbers and snap
peas and string beans, and by the time they're ready,
they're half eaten the freaking bunnies and the squirrels. And
my dog bo I said, go outside and go peepers,

(01:19:53):
and he goes out there and starts eating my tomatoes.
And it's just at the end of the day, it's
more expensive and so much are frustrating to play in
your own garden than just to go to the shop
right and buy a pint of tomatoes. So this is
going to be the last year that I'm guardening because
I'm pissed.

Speaker 8 (01:20:07):
Wow wow.

Speaker 10 (01:20:10):
I mean it's fun.

Speaker 20 (01:20:11):
I like watching things grow, but when you can't eat
it because things have destroyed it. It's just like forget it.

Speaker 11 (01:20:16):
Our problem with the garden is things grow at such
a rapid rate. We can't keep up with it. And
I try to give stuff to my friends. We've actually
had people come by and try to take some of
the vegetables to centers where they need fresh vegetables to
help feed people.

Speaker 10 (01:20:31):
I can't keep up with that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
I'll help you.

Speaker 11 (01:20:33):
I need to manage my garden quantity a little better.
The quality is fabulous, that's awesome. Yeah, we got some
good stuff, including halipinia peppers this year, some cukes, We
got some zucchini, lots and lots of tomatoes.

Speaker 10 (01:20:48):
The tomatoes are out of control this year. Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:20:50):
Well, I'm happy to donate a bushel of half eaten
tomatoes if anyone wants them.

Speaker 11 (01:20:54):
So disgusting, you know, if they're getting the bugs are
getting to your vegetables.

Speaker 10 (01:20:59):
That's not good.

Speaker 20 (01:21:00):
No, it's not the bugs, it's the freaking there's more
rabbits this year than I've ever seen ever, have so
many rabbits.

Speaker 10 (01:21:04):
But you know we eat those two.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Outside your house.

Speaker 10 (01:21:10):
Yes, well, the.

Speaker 11 (01:21:11):
Ones on your the ones outside your house do not
have a lot of meat on them.

Speaker 15 (01:21:17):
Moving.

Speaker 11 (01:21:17):
There's just there's just nice, like gristly, Hey, scary. What's
on your mind today? Well, I'm gonna im gonna premp
my original around the room for something that just happened
in the hallway five minutes ago, when I think Nate
handed me a backhanded compliment. He goes, he looks at me,
and he says, he goes, oh, well, it looks like
you're doing okay.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:21:36):
Wait wise, he goes, you're not. I mean last August
at this time, you were fat. Nate said that, Oh,
I said diplomatic.

Speaker 11 (01:21:46):
He said, okay, so I guess I'm not where I
was last August.

Speaker 10 (01:21:50):
So I guess that's a compliment. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:21:53):
Look at the guy.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
You nowhere near as fat as you were this time
last year.

Speaker 10 (01:21:59):
You should take that as a compliment.

Speaker 11 (01:22:02):
I'm trying to hold on. It's the way you package that.
Sometimes my filters just a little well, that's the filters everything.
If you could say something, hey, you know, this time
last year you were a lot heavier than your Now
you look great.

Speaker 10 (01:22:13):
That's great. I like doing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
You said that you're doing a good job maintaining.

Speaker 14 (01:22:17):
Yes, And usually I went on to elaborate, but you know,
I kind of just burst through like the kool aid man.
But you know, you know you look good, Scary, better
look Okay, No, remember how Biggie was this time.

Speaker 11 (01:22:33):
Even if to bring up last year, why did you
bring up last year? Just say you look great working out.

Speaker 10 (01:22:38):
He's going to the gym.

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
I'm proud.

Speaker 10 (01:22:40):
Therefore you look great.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
That's period.

Speaker 11 (01:22:44):
You look great because, believe me, this time last year,
you didn't tell him that.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
He'll know.

Speaker 11 (01:22:52):
He'll know there's a difference between what Nate thought of
me last year versus now, and you just told me
I looked great.

Speaker 10 (01:22:56):
He didn't tell me that last year.

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
All right, Sorry, Scary, it's producer.

Speaker 10 (01:23:00):
Sand what's up with you?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Sovis?

Speaker 16 (01:23:01):
You've told us that when you're looking for directions, you
need to turn the radio down sometimes just to pay attention.
I found out my version of that tick. When I'm
scared or stressed, I need to plug my ears. It
doesn't matter if it's silent in the room for some reason,
I just need to have my ears covered and it
creates this kind of safety barrier.

Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
Wow, you know that. My nephew Lucas says the same thing.
Does he react when he wants nobody to talk to him,
or he puts his hands over his ears and I
know that he's stressed out and he's like, everyone leave
me alone.

Speaker 16 (01:23:27):
I don't know what it is. It just feels a
little bit better again. Even if it's just silent around me,
it doesn't matter. I need to plug my ears and
I feel better.

Speaker 11 (01:23:33):
It's a proven fact that when you hear noises, it
can distract the center of your brain subconsciously. One way
to know this, have you ever done the thing where
you stand on You just stand on one foot in
balance on one point and if someone starts talking to you,
you may lose your balance. Okay, Yeah, Hearing someone talking
can throw you off in ways that you're not even

(01:23:54):
aware of. Wow, So plug your ears, do we need
to do? Or turn the radio down when you're trying
to crow driving. That's why it's going on something.

Speaker 10 (01:24:05):
He's looking it up. You're trying to prove me right
or right? Uh? Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:24:10):
So my friend was in Australia on a trip, right,
and she says she got a note in a room
and it said Sydney's locals are curious and friendly creatures.
To avoid a visit. We recommend keeping your balcony door
closed when leaving your room.

Speaker 10 (01:24:23):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:24:24):
I felt like Gandhi when I read that, because I
was like, I think I might leave the door open
because if a cute fuzzy koala bear is going to
be coming in the room, kangaroo wants to say hi,
I think I might be Okay, a wallaby.

Speaker 10 (01:24:37):
I don't that Why not because attack me? They might?

Speaker 9 (01:24:42):
Really?

Speaker 12 (01:24:42):
Yeah, well, look the walls and the wallabies and the kangaroos,
I too would welcome. But Australia is a land where
everything is trying to kill you, and the cute fuzzy
thing could be a spider the size of my Torso.

Speaker 8 (01:24:52):
Fine, I'm playing with that. Fine, But the rest of it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 11 (01:24:58):
When we were in Mexico, would our doors are door
to the terrace open at night during the day while
we were out totally forgetting about it. We would come
back and all of our snacks from our backpacks were
just all over the place.

Speaker 10 (01:25:10):
The animals are there, They're going to get in and
make a mess of the place.

Speaker 12 (01:25:13):
That's a problem in India too, with monkeys. They do
break into places.

Speaker 10 (01:25:17):
Yeah, yeah, okay. And finally, Nate, what's up? Okay, pop quiz,
hot Shots, Jesus our President? Harry S. Truman?

Speaker 14 (01:25:26):
Does anybody know what the S stands for?

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
I know you probably know.

Speaker 10 (01:25:28):
I don't. Oh, you don't anybody? Anybody?

Speaker 14 (01:25:30):
Anybody?

Speaker 10 (01:25:31):
Harry S.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Truman, Salvator, Salvator, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
What is it? S?

Speaker 10 (01:25:38):
It stood for nothing?

Speaker 14 (01:25:39):
We had two relatives that their names began with S.

Speaker 10 (01:25:44):
He didn't have one, so he chose the middle initial
s to honor these two people. Now you know, you know,
Harry S.

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
Truman.

Speaker 10 (01:25:53):
There you go. Thanks for sharing. You're welcome. Duran. We
should go around the room every day you do.

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Speaker 10 (01:26:34):
So I'm going on this list.

Speaker 11 (01:26:36):
They're saying the most underrated skills that everyone should learn.

Speaker 10 (01:26:41):
And I agree.

Speaker 11 (01:26:42):
I think it's time for some education here. First of all,
first aid, you need to know CPR in the Heimlich.
Yeah I know that is Nate the only one on
the show that knows how to do all that stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:26:55):
I took the class, but I don't feel like I
remember I know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
How to do it.

Speaker 10 (01:27:00):
You know how to do the Heimlich and the c
D CPR.

Speaker 12 (01:27:03):
Too, And the thing that throws me off is how
hard you have to do it. That's what I'm always like, Oh,
I'm going to hurt them, But I guess that's you
know better.

Speaker 17 (01:27:10):
Well.

Speaker 10 (01:27:10):
I practiced on Nate and broke his sternum.

Speaker 12 (01:27:12):
Okay, worry about snapping off that zyphoid process exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:27:17):
But I heard that if you break the sternum, you've
done it correctly.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
That's correct.

Speaker 11 (01:27:21):
Yeah, okay, so I feel like I do the good job. Okay,
this is one I'm okay with underrated skills. Everyone should
learn how to swim, yeah for sure. Yeah, I mean
that's a life skill, right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Diamond learned a few years ago.

Speaker 10 (01:27:34):
Who Diamond, that's right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
You were the good Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:27:37):
Does she is she practicing?

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
I don't think she has practiced diamond. Have you been
practicing how to swim?

Speaker 7 (01:27:43):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:27:43):
I haven't.

Speaker 10 (01:27:44):
Diamond is very buoyant. All right.

Speaker 11 (01:27:48):
Another life skill you need to learn cooking. I mean
you save money by cooking your own meals. You can
actually eat healthier if you control what's going into your meals.
Cooking is something a lot of people are afraid to
do it because they burn everything. You got to practice.
Oh here's when I'm failing at basic home and car
maintenance anyone?

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Oh my god, I don't know anything about cars.

Speaker 11 (01:28:10):
That's a froggy thing. Maybe go on YouTube. You'll learn
how to do whatever you need to do. What could
go wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
My god?

Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
On the wall? What could go wrong?

Speaker 10 (01:28:21):
I mean, can't you just call a flatbad? They come
pick it up?

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:28:25):
You know how expensive that is?

Speaker 6 (01:28:27):
Oh my god?

Speaker 10 (01:28:28):
Triple a.

Speaker 11 (01:28:30):
Also now i'm arp, I'm an aar pa.

Speaker 10 (01:28:34):
Anyway, how do unclog a toilet? I know how to
do that?

Speaker 8 (01:28:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:28:38):
Yeah, and also I must add something to do that,
and how not to clog a toilet. The things you
should not be putting down a toilet hole? We should
learn that. Yeah, okay, how about sewing? Who can sew
a button on a shirt here.

Speaker 8 (01:28:53):
If I needed to, I could do it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Yeah, I can do it. I just don't know that
it'll be very good.

Speaker 10 (01:28:58):
It'll like dangle off back and forth.

Speaker 8 (01:29:00):
Usually I just bring it over to my mom's house
and go, Mom, could you fix this for me?

Speaker 15 (01:29:04):
Please?

Speaker 11 (01:29:05):
Another underrated skill everyone should learn spelling, Okay, definitely.

Speaker 10 (01:29:10):
You know the thing is is with our phones. I mean, it.

Speaker 11 (01:29:13):
Spells for us. So if ever, god forbid, you're in
a situation where you need to spell a word, you
don't want.

Speaker 10 (01:29:19):
To be in that situation.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Yeah, but every now and then autocorrect has you looking
like an idiot. Oh yeah, every now and then.

Speaker 10 (01:29:25):
How to read a nutrition label?

Speaker 12 (01:29:29):
Yeah yeah, okay, didn't we We learned that in health class.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
I feel like no.

Speaker 11 (01:29:36):
Health class was how many years ago? But people need
maybe to brush up on that. How to safely operate
a firearm?

Speaker 8 (01:29:43):
Yeah, okay, I don't want to.

Speaker 10 (01:29:45):
Know that I can operate one not safely?

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Oh God, I.

Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
Don't want to. I don't scare the hell out of me.
I don't want to touch it. I don't want to
be near it. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:29:53):
I almost blew a hole in my foot too long ago.
And okay, here's an interesting one. And this is one
I really think I should learn to brush up on
whatever underrated skills that you should learn. How to tell
an interesting story?

Speaker 12 (01:30:06):
Yes, oh my god, I feel like so many people
need help just landing the plane. You circle, circle, circle,
land it. It's important to just be able to get
it down to a few sentences.

Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
You're right.

Speaker 11 (01:30:19):
My dad was like a master storyteller, and they were
always funny, you know, interesting jokey stories. But rather than
doing a riddle, he would tell a story and he
was always good. And every time I tried to tell
the story and he looked at me like, oh god, well,
what other life skills should we be knowing, Nate, I
think knowing how to invest?

Speaker 10 (01:30:40):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Oh god?

Speaker 10 (01:30:41):
Yeah, I mean I feel like if I.

Speaker 14 (01:30:43):
Was to learn one thing twenty five thirty years ago,
it would have been that, because your whole future really
kind of depends on it one way, shape or form.

Speaker 10 (01:30:52):
Yeah, without doubt.

Speaker 11 (01:30:53):
And there's such a big difference between income and wealth, right,
so you know you have to learn to make your
money work for you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Definitely, what did I hear the other day?

Speaker 11 (01:31:01):
Every dollar that you earn at work should turn into
an employee of yours that goes to work to make
more money for you. That's kind of a weird way
I'm looking at it, but scary. What life skill do
you think we should all be learning. I think we
should learn how to get our way by being mastering
the art of persuasion, like actually trying to persuade people

(01:31:22):
into thinking the way you think.

Speaker 10 (01:31:23):
Trickery, not trickery and not manipulation. Persuasion. Right, No, but
let's say you have a.

Speaker 11 (01:31:30):
Goal you want to achieve some Okay, may I help you?
It's negotiation negotiation.

Speaker 10 (01:31:35):
There you go, the power negotiation that right.

Speaker 11 (01:31:40):
This goes back to the conversation Bart, the way I
get them to do something I want them to do
and they don't want to do it.

Speaker 10 (01:31:48):
I have an end goal in mind, I know, but you.

Speaker 11 (01:31:51):
Know, but you know, speaking to them outside the window
of your white van should not count.

Speaker 10 (01:31:58):
Danielle, what do you think?

Speaker 14 (01:31:59):
I mean?

Speaker 11 (01:31:59):
Look, I mean you have kids and you have a
full life. Obviously you have had to learn some skills.

Speaker 8 (01:32:04):
I really think, like managing your money is like so important,
Like Nate was saying, like I wish they would teach
that in class instead of some of the stupid things
that they teach like this is what you're really gonna
need to figure that stuff out so that you're not
broke or you know, you don't spend more than you
have and stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:32:19):
Like that, right, and stressing the importance of saving money
and investing in your mind.

Speaker 10 (01:32:24):
Well, okay, finally, Gandhi, what do you think?

Speaker 12 (01:32:26):
I think conflict resolution is huge. I think so many
people get into little things that they think are really
bad just because it's a conflict.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
But conflict is not always bad. It often leads to solutions.

Speaker 12 (01:32:38):
People just need to understand how to deal with it
and navigate through that. And I think a lot of
people will have a tough time with that one.

Speaker 11 (01:32:43):
I do, ay man, No, I don't. All right, all right,
let's okay. We have a list. We have a list
of like thirteen things we need to brush up on.

Speaker 9 (01:32:55):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:33:00):
Now, you were reading this and you came into me
and you said, hey, all of this you want to
slow down your aging. I'm like, well, you're a little late.
But all these things. I think we're all running the
stop sign on these things. Absolutely, we're all doing it wrong. Right,
So what are the ten things we need to do
to stop aging so fast.

Speaker 12 (01:33:18):
All right, So these are the ten habits that are
making you look older and there.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
It's really not rocket science. I think we know these.

Speaker 12 (01:33:24):
But you're in the sun too much without sunblock. It
doesn't matter what your skin color is or how much
time you spend out there, if you're going out into
the sun, where sunblock, because the brown spots, the wrinkles,
all of that caused by the sun.

Speaker 11 (01:33:36):
Pre canceros and cancerous dots, especially if you're pale like me.

Speaker 12 (01:33:39):
Absolutely scary has been doing a good job of handling
this one. This says you are vitamin D deficient. A
lot of people are. You can take a little supplement
to give yourself a vitamin D, especially if you're living
in dark, cold areas.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
You need that.

Speaker 8 (01:33:51):
I take it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
There you go, me too.

Speaker 10 (01:33:54):
I got D earlier today.

Speaker 8 (01:33:55):
Please give us your D over.

Speaker 10 (01:33:57):
The I got. That's the first thing I get when
I leave the house.

Speaker 12 (01:34:00):
I think we are all kind of out at this one.
You are sleep deprived. I am definitely sleep deprived. I
always wonder what it's like to even get six seven
hours of sleep a night.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
That must be amazing.

Speaker 10 (01:34:10):
Here's my thing.

Speaker 11 (01:34:10):
I'm doing everything they say to get to sleep earlier,
like stop watching TV, stop looking at your phone, you know,
get in the bed and just relax, calm down, read,
soothe yourself. And I'm not sleeping like I used to,
and so I take the melotone and stuff like that,
and I wake up old, groggy and ft up. I
can't fix that the sleep, think, can you?

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:34:29):
Maybe maybe now that you're working out so much more,
your body will start to go to sleep.

Speaker 10 (01:34:33):
Oh that's good, it's all worn out. Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:34:36):
You are not moisturizing, duh. Obviously use moisturizer. Men, women,
everybody moisturizer face every day. You're not active enough. Not
being active actually really messes up all types of things,
like your circulation. You want to keep your blood pumping.
Get out, workout, it's important. Raise your heart beat.

Speaker 9 (01:34:50):
It's great.

Speaker 10 (01:34:51):
Amen, you're too stressed.

Speaker 12 (01:34:53):
This raises your cortisol levels, and your cortisol levels affect
all kinds of things.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
They can make you wrinkly, make you not sleep, all
of the above. Try and relax. If you can, maybe
meditate for a few minutes every day.

Speaker 12 (01:35:04):
Your diet really is not much of a diet. It's
actually really unhealthy processed foods.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Oh boy, guilty all of us.

Speaker 12 (01:35:11):
Yeah, I think we all just ate a bunch of
cookies and you know some other stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:35:13):
Those aren't processed. No, they're fresh.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Those are fresh and process I don't know about the
one scary hat good ones.

Speaker 10 (01:35:20):
The process is like unnatural.

Speaker 12 (01:35:22):
Meats, the deli meats. Sugars, like, we're fine sugars. You
don't want any of that stuff, but we do it.
You drink too much.

Speaker 10 (01:35:28):
Alcohol, Oh god, okay, you got me.

Speaker 12 (01:35:31):
We'll just roll right past that one. You smoke too much,
that's a good one too. And yes that includes weed
or cigarettes. If you're smoking too much, it's just not
good for you. Yeah, And it raises your blood pressure,
does all kinds of stuff. And finally, you are not
drinking enough water, so you're dehydrated.

Speaker 11 (01:35:46):
So how many out of ten are you guilty of
all of them? I think I'm guilty four, maybe six
of them.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
I think, all let's see all ten for me.

Speaker 8 (01:35:55):
No, I don't know. I have to go through them again.

Speaker 12 (01:35:56):
But there's a bunch I think actually maybe nine. Because
I'm not in the sun too much. I actually avoid
the sun. I would sit under an umbrella and lub
up with the sun, tannloation or fun screen.

Speaker 10 (01:36:05):
I should say. Something that I want to add to
the list that you should be doing is laughing.

Speaker 11 (01:36:11):
They say we don't laugh enough, and they say if
you laugh a lot, that keeps you younger feet.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
I laugh a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:36:21):
Mine's not bad.

Speaker 11 (01:36:23):
So after reading this list, what do you think, Nate
I should have died yesterday?

Speaker 8 (01:36:29):
That's weird.

Speaker 9 (01:36:31):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:36:35):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody.

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