FULL SHOW: The Day We Fought Over Pillows

Today was all about the little (and not-so-little) battles. From Producer Jamie’s heartfelt goodbye to debates over how old we really look, we met the interns, revisited our worst exam-cheating moments, and even argued whether tossing a banana peel counts as littering.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nope, straightening. But you're a murderer.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, I'd like to work out.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Nope.

Speaker 5 (00:09):
If you think I'm gay, to raise your hand. Yeah,
can't lie when you smoke a lot of punt Nope.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
No, am I a sick bath?

Speaker 6 (00:15):
Yeah I'm pretty limber from my statue.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Nope, we're just talking about nothing.

Speaker 7 (00:19):
Elvister wran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Our friend Jamie is here. Can we just do we
talk about this?

Speaker 8 (00:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
We can.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Today Jamie has been light up and down the hall
forward with thirteen.

Speaker 9 (00:32):
Years just yep, just about.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
And Jamie's been on our show several times. We've talked
about the dating world and how you're out there looking
for that guy because you want to start a family.

Speaker 9 (00:44):
You know, I do want to start a family.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yes, of late, you've been through a couple of health things,
which you know. Okay, so we heard the other day
Jamie has made a decision. Tell everyone the decision you made.
You made and it was announced just a day ago
to I.

Speaker 9 (00:58):
Literally quit my job, like just walked in there and
did it.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
I'm so proud of you. I'm so happy for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
There was now.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Notice I didn't even know how this worked.

Speaker 9 (01:09):
I went into my boss's office and I just told
him the truth. I've been having some health issues and
I need to get my plate get myself in a
better space. And I did three rounds of IVF last
year and I turned forty in May. And I want
a family, and unfortunately this environment for me anymore, for
my health and wanting a family is not the space

(01:32):
for me anymore. And I have family here, and I
loved it, and I loved all my time here, and
I'm blessed and grateful for it. But it's time for
me to now go to the next chapter of my life,
which is going to set me up for the rest
of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
And there you go.

Speaker 10 (01:44):
Could Yeah, yeah, it's not scary, but I did it.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
The reason why I'm so grateful that you came in
to share this with our listeners because all a mega
ton of our listeners are going through the same thing. Yeah,
they're trying to find the answers in life, and they're
just in a spot that doesn't allow them to see
clearly and find that path they need to be on.

Speaker 9 (02:04):
And I get that, Like I was paralyzed in fear
for over making a decision like this, where am I
going to go? Because I don't have something lined up?

Speaker 11 (02:11):
Now?

Speaker 9 (02:11):
How am I going to pay for things? What am
I going to do? And then the fear of not
having a family was scarier than the fear of just
jumping out of the airplane going Universe catch me. And
that's what I did. And I'm a little bit shaky,
but I know the universe is going to have my
back and I will land in a place where I'm
supposed to be and have my family one day that
I so desperately want to have there. You go, yeah,

(02:33):
so be brief, just do it. Sometimes you just have
to jump.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Rip the band aid off, James jump, let's talk about
Let's talk about courage. That's it, yep uh. And a
lot of people listening right now are going, God, I
want that courage. What was it? Was it any one
thing or just a collection of things that made you go, Okay,
I'm pushing the button today, A collection of things.

Speaker 9 (02:56):
Really, My health was just after the twenty one years
of these hours, it's really rough on the body. And
then I spent so much of my money on IVF
last year and that put my body through a lot,
and I just looked back and thought, I didn't do
all this to go never mind. And when that door
closes for a woman, that's that's it. So I was.

(03:16):
I decided, I'm finding him, I'm having those babies, and
I have to leave. And I just pulled the trigger
and I did it.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Wow, I love this for you.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
Yeah yeah, I mean you've known me forever. It's like,
it's just it's something I've always wanted.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah. Oh, you guys have known each other since before
you came here, right, yeah, yeah, so in Boston. Yeah, yeah,
I her you were talking about this plan back then.

Speaker 9 (03:38):
Yeah. And I know not everybody wants kids. It's a
very personal decision. But for me, it's just too important
to wake up one day and I'm my windows shut.
That can't be me. I have to just do it now.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Good for you. Yeah, but you know, it may not
be kids, it mayn't be found it maybe a rainbow
of reasons why.

Speaker 9 (03:58):
Yeah, someone is listening to think it doesn't have to
be that.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I have to get the courage to do it. And
you are, you're jumping out of the plane with no shoot.

Speaker 9 (04:05):
Oh yes I did.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
But you know what, Okay, it's all good.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
It's all good. It's all good.

Speaker 9 (04:10):
I feel really good. I feel good.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well, do you vacillate with your feelings a little bit?
Like one minute you're a little frightened, the next minute
you're like, so you feel relief, and.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
It's like an excitement because I know that great things
are going to come my way.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
And you're so talented, you have so many you know,
things you can thank you to, you know, other places
of employment.

Speaker 9 (04:28):
Yeah, so i'd full disclosure. I jumped without having a
backup plan. And sometimes you just have to do that too.
You just I will land somewhere. And but if I
didn't jump, I wouldn't have done it. I would never
have done it if I kept thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know who could be after you? Who's next in
line for this? This is very important. So when we
know who is ready for a family? Ready, ready just
to quit this job?

Speaker 12 (04:52):
Oh yeah, this plane until the plane.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Comes to a sy we crashed, ready for a family,
is ready to get out of here. He doesn't like
this job, It doesn't like anything. It brings the anti you.

Speaker 9 (05:11):
Yeah, we're kind of the opposite, but I still love you.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Carry Okay, So what are your you know Jamie for
a year, we all have, but what are your feelings
about what she's doing here?

Speaker 12 (05:19):
I almost cried for you yesterday and you told me
in the garage and we hugged it out because honestly, you,
I know how long you've wanted all this, and there's
no way that any of that could really happen with
the hours that you keep, the demands of your job,
distresses and the struggles. So I, for one, am very happy.
And I got to say, I'm super proud of you.
You're a stronger person than me because you actually you're

(05:40):
taking a leap of faith here.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Do you want to solicit for like a gum?

Speaker 9 (05:46):
Yes, Farmer's only? So I mean, I'm ready.

Speaker 13 (05:55):
Farmers only.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Canada High. Candace, Hi, you did the same exact thing
back in May that Jamie's doing right now.

Speaker 14 (06:05):
I did, and I'm so proud of you. Jamie, like
it's so scary, take the leap. I'm so proud of you.
I got out of a toxic work environment. It was
best for my mental health. I have a ten year
old son. I said, you know what, I want more
time with my kid and more time for me.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, there's a kid involved here. So you walked away
from a career with a child because a lot of
people say, well, god, you know, I'm lucky I can
walk away because I don't have any children. You have
a child. How was that? Health frightening? Was that for you?

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (06:32):
My god? It was the scariest thing I've ever done.
Like she said, it's like dumping out of a plane
with no parachute, right, But the universe had my back.
I picked up a bartending job. My son and I
have had the beach and let me tell you something,
it was the best decision ever. I'm happier. My mental
health is through the roof. You know, my biggest rewarded
friends and families saying, you know what, you're glowing.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
You look like you're happy, So happy for you. That
sounds amazing.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Wow, thank you.

Speaker 14 (06:59):
I'm so happy for you. Jamie.

Speaker 9 (07:00):
Thank you, Candace.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
As we hear the story between Candace and Jamie doesn't matter,
you can admit it. Maybe you're thinking, look what if
I did that, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
All I'm thinking is, Jamie, when we see you in
like two weeks and you've reset from getting up at
this time of morning, you're gonna feel human again.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, so good.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
We're ten years younger.

Speaker 14 (07:27):
Sleeping in and getting your coffee and going outside and
grounding yourself and doing the bird stirping and not stressing. Girl,
You're gonna fall in love again?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Is that what happens in the morning when we're working?

Speaker 9 (07:39):
Is that what happens?

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Birds out there?

Speaker 9 (07:42):
Forgot?

Speaker 14 (07:46):
Look at that? It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Well, Candace, congratulations and you know what, I love that
you hearing Jamie's story sparked you and it made you
reach out to us. I love that. Congratulations and all
the best to you and your son.

Speaker 14 (07:59):
Thank you so much. Good luck to Jamie.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
Thank you. Candice.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
So when you walked in did you do that? Did
you know when you walked in? This is it?

Speaker 9 (08:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
You walked into his office.

Speaker 9 (08:08):
I was, yeah, I was. I was shaking. I was shaking.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
How did it roll out?

Speaker 9 (08:13):
I just sat down and shut the door, and I
had this conversation in my head and I just said,
I don't even really know how to get into this.
There's really no easy way, but I have to give
my resignation. Wow, after twenty one years in this industry,
more than half my life, that it was not an
easy decision. But I have to put my health first

(08:35):
and just what I want more than anything in this family,
which in this world rather than is a family that
is wild.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm so glad you told this story.

Speaker 9 (08:44):
Yeah, oh, thank you.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 9 (08:46):
I hope I can just encourage at least one person
just to jump out of that airplane and know that
it will be okay and it will change your life.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Wow, it will all work out.

Speaker 9 (08:56):
Ye yeah, well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Are they panicking over there?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
I think.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
I love them all.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's why I have to ask. You know, they'll find somebody.

Speaker 9 (09:06):
Let me tell you, there's been three people that already
asked about it. He's not even cold yet.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
That's alright, good about right?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Love you.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
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Speaker 2 (09:34):
This is hey?

Speaker 5 (09:35):
This is Ava Max, Justin Bieber here.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Hi, this is Elton Jump.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
This is Britney Spears Elvis in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
A reminder, you may have a three day weekend this weekend.
Labor Day is Monday. Did you forget well, yeah, it's
a gift.

Speaker 14 (09:48):
I know that.

Speaker 15 (09:49):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
I'll just get into your Friday Horsecopes producer, Sam. Who
are you doing them with Danielle.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Help me close the week? All right?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
So it is? It is Elliott Gould's birthday today can
our girl Liah Michelle. By the way, we'll be starring
on Broadway in Chess. Previews begin in October. Thank you
very much. All right, Virgo, friendships that viel one sided.
Time to stop pouring from your full cup into their
empty cup.

Speaker 9 (10:11):
Your day is a five.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Ooh, Libra.

Speaker 10 (10:13):
Your energy could get you out of or into anything
right now, so choose the adventure wisely. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
All right, Scorpio. If it doesn't feel like freedom, it's
not for you today. Say yes to what makes you
feel alive. Your day's an eight Sagittarius.

Speaker 10 (10:27):
You can do everything right and it still might not
work out, but be proud of your decisions. Your day's
a seven.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Hey, Capricorn, you've been playing nice for too long. Today
advocate for yourself. Your days a six Aquarius.

Speaker 10 (10:39):
You can romanticize life and still keep your boundaries. Yes,
both can exist. Your days an eight.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Piss Sometimes your confidence scares people, and that can be
a great thing.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Your days a ten Aries.

Speaker 10 (10:50):
The stick to what you know era is over. You're
due for a little disruption.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Your day's a nine, Hey, Taurus, if your goals have changed,
you're growing dream new and start where you are.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Your day isn't n Gemini. I gotta keep chasing what
feels right. The career glow up starts with one. I'll
try your days of seven.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
All right, Cancer, everyone's looking to you for emotional stability.
Remind them you're not a therapist. Your days a six.

Speaker 10 (11:15):
And finally, Leo, you don't need closure from them. You
just need to choose peace for you. So walk away
with your head high, your days an eight, and those
a your Friday morning horsecopes.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
You know there's always something new to watch. I mean
Netflix and HBO Max. I mean they're always coming up
with some new content for us to watch new shows.
And it's this is why we have Danielle around. She
keeps us up to in on what's new. Right, but
every once in a while, it's good to go back
and start watching something that's been out for a while.
So this series called Younger Debbie Major's in there along

(11:47):
with Hillary Duff and uh. Anyway, the whole plot line
is it's from a novel about a woman who wants
to be I believe in the publishing business. If I'm
not mistaken, But she needs to be younger to fit in,
then she really so she has to take on an
identity of a younger woman, right, So, okay, fill in
the blanks.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, she was a stay at home mom for twenty years.
She's in her forties. She goes through this bad divorce,
and then she's got to get back to work. But
nobody wants to hire a forty year old as a
as a you know, an assistant in the publishing industry.
So she pretends to be twenty five, right, And I'm
just thinking, like, I think I could do that. I
think I could play No, I get mistaken for like

(12:27):
late twenties, early thirties all the time, right, and I
think I could legitimately do that. Like Elvis, how old
do you think you could pretend to be or how young?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Brain? I think I could young it down to about
fifty six. Maybe maybe, you know, if I really took
care of my skin, you know, not that helpful. Here's
some moisturizer. Scary was saying that he could be he
could pass off at someone in his thirties.

Speaker 16 (12:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Sometimes I go out at night and the people say,
by the end of the night, like you look like
you're in your early to mid thirties, because I've had
a couple. But I do have a theory that I
don't think we are as old as our parents were
when they were our age. That makes me no sense
when so don't look we don't hear me one more second,

(13:15):
we don't look as old as our parents did.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
So let's say you're thirty five years old today.

Speaker 12 (13:20):
If you're three five year old today, and your when
your parents are thirty five, and you see pictures of them,
they looked like they were fifty five.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Well, well, several reasons. First of all, we dressed differently.
And another thing to keep in mind is your your
mind is a little warped as it comes to age
and what you look like. And I'll give you an example.
Go back and look at high school photos of you know,
you and your friends. Then then go to a class
reunion and see how ancient everyone else looks. But you

(13:46):
think you don't look that old. The thing is sure,
The thing is blanche. You do you do look older? Yes,
you do that.

Speaker 17 (13:53):
The other day I was like, why did everyone in
my class age so poorly?

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Why does everyone look so old. What's going on? And
then I was like, maybe I.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Do too, you do. I'm not saying I.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Mean things about my mom. She was a milf when
she was my age.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Wow, she was all the time.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
People would tell me that's.

Speaker 17 (14:12):
What she was.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Call your mom and tell her what a milf is.
And you just called her when on the air.

Speaker 11 (14:16):
Yeah, Proggy what I'm the age right now that my
dad was when I graduated high school. And my dad
was nowhere near as fun as.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I am when he was this age. I'm like, I'm fun.
I have a good time.

Speaker 11 (14:26):
I act like I'm twelve. I still do dumb stuff. Yeah, well,
well I've had, you know, a couple of things happen. However,
I still have more fun. My dad was nowhere near
this much fun. I wish I would have I wish
I would have acted like that.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
What you get, what you guys are forgetting, is this,
when you're a kid and you're looking at your parent,
you think of them as old. You don't think of
them as younger looking than the rest of their their
their friends. You just think of them as old because
they don't they think you're stupid. They they do things
that seem so old. Well, you're guess what, you're doing
the same things they were doing back then, I promise

(14:59):
you saying the same thing.

Speaker 17 (15:01):
Nate keeps throwing shade at everyone else like that, how
old you look. I could be twenty five, but you
you look old.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Shut up, Nate.

Speaker 11 (15:07):
No, okay, of eros had to add a couple of
years on your looks.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm sorry, little little gray hair.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
But everybody that I'm looking at right now in the
zoom room, I'll tell you the one person that I
think could definitely pass for younger, and it's Danielle. I'm
telling you you would never know she's sixty four looking
at her. No, everybody is like, what's Danielle's skincare routine? Like,
she looks Danielle, you do not look your eate. And

(15:34):
that's not like a backhanded compliment that you do not.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Well, you just accused her of being sixty four years old. Offense,
n You're definitely showing some mileage, So pipe down sixty.

Speaker 17 (15:48):
I love how Scary has the weirdest conversations with people
at bars. At the end of the night, everyone just
tells him he looks thirty five.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
What I'm gonna give you a fause.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
They're all wasted at that time.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
That's what I tell you. What you you perceive things
so differently than the reality.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
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Speaker 2 (16:07):
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Speaker 1 (16:14):
Well, I get a kick out those drag queens.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
People always say, oh God, believe you I talk about
the drag queens.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I said, look, I don't care what the dragon long
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Speaker 5 (16:37):
Today, Elvister ran in the morning We're not normal, Elister
ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Let's get to know our interns. So many interns. So
today we're meeting Robbie, Emily, Megan, Kitty.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I feel like I know too much about Robbie. Already
feels wrong.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Okay, well I just read four names, but five people
just walked down.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
So let's get to know you.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Nate, Okay, so okay, So let's we'll end with Robbie. Okay,
so you know what, there's something really cool about our
internship program. I mean, Dave Brody's in charge, and he
always brings us the most incredibly cool, gifted, wonderful, interesting,
multi dimensional uh interns every single season. I don't know

(17:26):
how you do it, you really do. Let's start with Kitty,
Good morning, Kitty, welcome to the microphone. Come on, So,
uh have you interned on other media? Show? And the
radio shows are in other media outlets.

Speaker 18 (17:42):
I ran my school's radio station, so I ran that
this past year. I was hip hop director there for
a bit, then I was training director, and then I
was general manager this past year.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
And pretty good is cool?

Speaker 13 (17:54):
University at Albany.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
There you go, and we're on in Albany. That's so cool. Yeah,
So anything interesting you want to point out about your
internship here at the Elvis dra And Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (18:05):
I love I mean, I love it.

Speaker 18 (18:06):
I was here last summer and now I'm back helping
out with you guys a little bit, helping out on
Z one hundred. I just love all the cool people
I've met. The interns are super cool. I think we're
definitely this intern class. We're a lot closer than last year.
I think, Yeah, it's really nice.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
But you live you live in a in a in
a very nice apartment on Central Park.

Speaker 18 (18:27):
Very nice way to put it.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Well, most most interns are you living in small little
dorm room somewhere or little bitty apartments in the Yeah.

Speaker 18 (18:38):
So instead of living in one of those, I live
in a one bedroom apartment with my retired mother that
was built in the forties.

Speaker 13 (18:44):
Right, So that's definitely better.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
So you do come from a family of privilege and
so but still you're you know, you want to get
out there in the workforce and do your own thing.
I love that definitely. So your family owns a football team.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
A big deal.

Speaker 13 (19:02):
Also, one way to put it.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
All right, it's okay, the Baltimore Ravens team.

Speaker 13 (19:07):
So my my great uncle was art model, so.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I shop at him all the time.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
So your related to the models. I was hanging out
with the models this past weekend. Just a big family.

Speaker 13 (19:19):
Yeah, I have a very big family.

Speaker 18 (19:21):
My ancestry dot com account is easy to get lost,
but so I do have. My cousins are models. So
if you shop at Modell's, hi, that's us.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
And by the way, don't like us. If you don't
live in the Northeast. You may not be familiar. Model's
is a it's a huge sporting goods store and whatever.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
But you know what they used to do for like
trick or trading. They used to give out Modell's gift
cards at their house.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Times.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Times are tough. But anyway, enough of the family. I
just want to let you know that we have an
entire spectrum of backgrounds for all of our interns. All right,
So anyone have a question for kitty kitty.

Speaker 17 (19:59):
Question, Oh kitty, So you said that this class of
interns is closer than the last.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Was there beef? Was there something going on with the
last time. I don't think there was, like beef.

Speaker 18 (20:07):
I think just like we had like a group chat
last year and it just never really like kicked off,
whereas this year there's like a whole Snapchat group and
like I really don't even use Snapchat, but now we're
like we're on it all the time. We're always talking,
taking videos of each other. Robbie took a weird stock
or video of me recently.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I mean that one.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Yeah no, yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 18 (20:26):
Even know if someone told me and then I had
to find out secondhand. So yeah, there might become beef.
Who knows.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Okay, So as far as interning on the Elvis duran
Morning Show, has anything occurred here that has actually put
you on a different pathway to a different profession possibly
or other questions you have about your future because of
this internship?

Speaker 18 (20:48):
I mean definitely, I think that, like I've always known,
I've wanted to work, like in entertainment, preferably in music.
But I find myself more convinced that, like iHeart radio
might be where I want to start my career because
I really enjoy it here. I'm not just saying that
because like I'm here on Aaron Now, I promise, I
promise I say this like Maxwell all the time.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
The worst around here?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, you disrespectfully.

Speaker 13 (21:17):
Out of everyone, I think Max durand Max actually liked me.
But no, everyone everyone is really sweet.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm getting good. Yes, Scary has a question.

Speaker 12 (21:28):
I was going to ask, who is your favorite and
your least favorite member of Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, I think that's a very fair question. The witness
will answer the question.

Speaker 18 (21:40):
I know Scary wants me to say he's my favorite, but.

Speaker 13 (21:46):
Definitely, but I will say like, Scary was one of the.

Speaker 18 (21:48):
Nicest people to me last year, So I definitely I
love Scary.

Speaker 13 (21:52):
I love everybody.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
You can't do that.

Speaker 13 (21:56):
Oh my god, I don't know.

Speaker 18 (21:59):
I'm going to say Brodie because I feel like he
controls my future.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
For intern Kitty, you love intern kit.

Speaker 16 (22:12):
Me.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Come on, all right, let's move on to intern Megan.
Come on, intern Megan. Good morning, Megan morning. Are you
enjoying your internship at the Elvis DuRane Morning Show?

Speaker 13 (22:21):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (22:21):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
You understand it sounds weird to me to speak of
myself in the third person. Yeah, is Elvis Duran a
nice guy?

Speaker 19 (22:29):
Elvis Terren is a great guy from Meghan's point of view.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, good, Okay, this is your second I believe this
is your second.

Speaker 13 (22:36):
Round with us as Yes, this is my second summer.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
So what brought you back? You could have gone anywhere?
Why do you want to come back to the Elvis
Duran Morning Show?

Speaker 13 (22:42):
I absolutely love it.

Speaker 19 (22:43):
Like people say, it's hard with the mornings, and whenever
I tell them, oh, I have to get on the
three fifty eight train to get in here on time,
They're like, how you do it? And it's honestly, just like,
for the love of it.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
We must not be as bad as we think we are.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
They just I haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Where do you go to school.

Speaker 19 (23:02):
I go to the University of Tennessee and Knoxville.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Right, yeah, go Valls. Where are you from originally Long Island? Yeah,
so you grew up listening to us?

Speaker 19 (23:10):
I guess, Oh, yeah, definitely. I actually came and visited
when Carla Marie was on the show. My aunt was
friends with her, and she let us come up and
do a tour, and I saw you guys when it.

Speaker 13 (23:20):
Was like the old studio, right yeah, wow.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Hey, It's kind of interesting people who come visit us
before they become interns. It seems like we would have
scared you.

Speaker 13 (23:30):
Oh no, oh my god. I got my foot in
the water. I got a taste and I was hooked.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
So, I mean, I don't know exactly or I don't
know if you know exactly where it is you want
to end up in Land, But where do you think
you would like to go in this business?

Speaker 19 (23:43):
Honestly? Anywhere around music. I grew up doing music my
whole life. I'm in a band right now and we
play on the weekends.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Just like cover band.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Where do you play?

Speaker 13 (23:51):
I sing and I play guitar?

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Right, Dad?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, all interns. Do you guys play instruments at all?

Speaker 13 (23:58):
Any of you?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, Robbie does of course. God, Danielle, what we could
put We could put our intern band together? Nice anyway,
Sorry about that. We now reserve the right to bring
Kitty back to Have you noticed any talent fits, any
tantrums being thrown by any members of the show. Oh God,

(24:21):
you can speak freely. No one's gonna get fired.

Speaker 18 (24:25):
Probably, like I don't know. I guess like Brody when
he gets mad about like sports or something.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, he does. He gets all mad about stuff that
he can't control.

Speaker 13 (24:39):
Yeah, that's that's how it is.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
A thank you, intern, Kitty. Thanks for the recalls. Going
to Emily. Emily, Welcome to the microphone, Emily. I know, Emily.
Have you noticed anyone throw any sort of tantrum or
fit here on the show?

Speaker 15 (24:55):
My favorite is you. It wasn't you had to write
to remember when you got rained on.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Really that was.

Speaker 15 (25:06):
Honestly, I kind of handle it well. I was surprised
they didn't have clothes for you.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Walked. I walked to work in a pouring rain, and
I have my dog Max with me. It was a
bad day.

Speaker 13 (25:17):
Bad Yeah, that's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Anyway, if you're just wondering, we're getting to know some
of our favorite interns are here today. So right now
we're talking to uh intern Emily. So Emily, any observations
from your time here at the Elvis dur In Morning
Show that you want to share something. Maybe we don't
notice being here in our cage every day, you may
see something we need to know about.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (25:37):
I guess how casual you guys just talk. Like when
you guys are talking, it just seems like you're just
hanging out. I wasn't expecting that.

Speaker 14 (25:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (25:46):
We don't know what.

Speaker 9 (25:46):
I like pictured it to look like they.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Make it sound natural, but it's all scripted.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, no, it's not one script.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
That's the satisfying. I guess.

Speaker 15 (25:54):
You can really just say like anything, like you really
do you just run in and or like the amount
of people who run in like randomly, will like show
you something to say it, and I'll say it, and
you'll just say it.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
I know.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Well that's what we do. It really is the easiest
job on earth, and they pay us a buttler of
money to do it. It's insane. Talk about all the
money you make gone.

Speaker 17 (26:14):
It makes so much money, it's so crazy to make
you feel bad.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, So your favorite and least favorite on the show,
people that you connect with the most and least.

Speaker 15 (26:29):
My favorite is actually Brodie because I tell people he
could be like my you're not that old, but you
could be like my grandpa.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Wow, Well but you're next height. You're totally skipped over
the fact. You skipped over the fact you give me
your father.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Because he's really cute.

Speaker 15 (26:55):
He's like just a cute like man, like a cute man.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I love him, all right.

Speaker 15 (27:03):
Yeah, that you got a haircut and I was like,
oh did you get a haircut?

Speaker 9 (27:06):
And made me so happy?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
All right? And now the person what about the person
you least connect with?

Speaker 9 (27:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (27:17):
I've never talked to Josh in my life.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Here by the Way to be Josh does a lot
of our the sound, and he sculpts the sound of
our show, and he does it in a very dark
cave in the back.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
When you get to know Josh, he's like one of
the sweetest people in the world. He loves he loves
comic books, and he loves Disney. You never think Josh
the Disney freak, and he is.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
It's cool, all right, So any final thoughts before you
give the Florida Robbie. By the way, what do you
guys all think of Robbie? He's a very interesting, odd
quirk of nature, I.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Believe, an absolute wild card.

Speaker 13 (27:56):
You never know what's going to come out of his mouth,
right or go in it? In it right, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 15 (28:02):
That's the only thing i know about him is his
sex life.

Speaker 13 (28:04):
I'm so worried about.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I wonder, you know, I'm a nice guy, though, I
do wonder, you know, working for a big corporation, if
we're liable for anything with him out there spewing information
about his sex life, and we really got to be
careful of that.

Speaker 15 (28:17):
Well, that's why I asked him in the back if
you guys meant to go to commercial right when he
started talking about that he got paid for sex.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Well, by the way, we're about to get back into
that in the moment. Uh No, it was the computer
tells us what time we have to take a break.
It just so happened the computer said it's time for its.

Speaker 15 (28:34):
Perfect because he was like, yeah, I have and it
was like, oh, it's the rand in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, so you noticed that as well, didn't. Yeah, all right, well,
thank you very much. You know, we do absolutely and
keep in mind and Brody is just he is the
wizard at choosing eero. He'll choose a clonker, but we
have it. Don't have any those grandpaw.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Skills, only one this semester.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Right, thank you, all right, we move on to an intern. Robbie.
It's good to me bad Okay. You can understand now
Robbie's background is such where he comes from a very
liberal artistic family. I do. Yeah, your mom is a
painter and artist. She is, she's a mirrorlest and your
father a muralist. Your father, what does your father do?

Speaker 20 (29:21):
He's in commercial real estate. That's actually how they met.
He wanted a mural painted on his building and he
hired my mom to do it.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
That's so cool, very cute.

Speaker 8 (29:28):
Right.

Speaker 20 (29:28):
Give any siblings, and I have four biological siblings, three
biological siblings and a couple step brothers, stepsister ish. My
family always has people living with us, so I call
them my siblings because they've lived with me for my
whole child. Of course, one from France, one from Tanzania.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Tanzania or is it Africa?

Speaker 21 (29:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay, so let me ask you this question. Did you
grow up like going to like rather than going to
a public school, you went to like nude encounter groups.
I went to a Quaker school, okay, very nice? Yes?

Speaker 20 (30:00):
Which was it's I think that's probably why I am
how I am. Quakers are very huge on community, so
I really.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Like blame the Quakers spending.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
They're sweet people, really are. No, wait a minute, no
one's blaming anyone on anything. Did you hear blame? Was
I casting blame? No, we think you're fabulous something.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Assumed you were going to get to it.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh no, no blame, no blam. Okay. So last time
we spoke with you on our show, the question was
have you ever been paid for sex? And then you
said is it okay to talk about that? And then
we were just assumed at that point you're guilty as charge. So, uh,
hair point, you've actually been paid cash or tripped furs, jewelry, alcohol? Okay?

Speaker 20 (30:37):
Oh well, oh sixty dollars worth of alcohol though?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh you still there was a receipt? Yeah, well it
was after a stripping gig.

Speaker 20 (30:46):
The girls who hired us said hey, Robbie, are would
you be able to stay back a little bit with
our friend from maybe you know, a little extra something?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
And I was like, okay, sure.

Speaker 20 (30:59):
So I didn't feel I will be honest, I didn't
feel great about myself afterwards.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Though sixty dollars is pretty low.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Let me ask you, Let me ask you a question
of the robbite. You could have easily said no, I couldn't.
You chose to, and I wasn't a part of choosing
to do so fun. You had a good time, Like
do you want to see what would happen?

Speaker 20 (31:18):
I think that's what it was. I was like, oh,
this would be an awesome story to.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Tell, right, And you weren't desperate for alcohol as it
and like an alcoholic, so it wasn't like you need
you needed that fix and so you had to get
it through sex. No, okay, So.

Speaker 20 (31:30):
There was no There was no foul play besides the
legal prostitution. But I don't don't if you're thinking about it,
don't do it, okay.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I don't know. It's humiliating, is what you're saying.

Speaker 20 (31:41):
For you, it was, it wasn't really humiliating. I was like,
am I really worth that much?

Speaker 22 (31:45):
Like?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (31:46):
For me, I was just like, I like that, didn't
That's not how I want. I want the person who
I'm doing it with to like want me. I want
Tom wanted you. I guess that's true. I went emotionally, but.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Basically where to that.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I'm just looking at him thinking, can you come over
and so I can show my kids what not to do?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
So does your mom know that you are out there
playing around and having a good time? She does? Yeah,
she does, My mom does, my dad does.

Speaker 20 (32:15):
She doesn't like it when I talk about it graphically,
but no, no, no, When.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
You say graphically, what does that mean? Am I How
graphic am I allowed to get?

Speaker 20 (32:26):
I mean sometimes to bugger, I give graphic details.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Of what I did last weekend, which she doesn't like,
like the actual physical, actual movements and things like them. Wow, okay, no, no,
but we got to keep it on. We have to
keep the schedule going here. So as we've asked our
other favorite interns in your inter today, I gotta say
this intern class is my favorite of many years. You guys,
You guys are all great. We're having a party your

(32:52):
individuals and you all have your own thing going, and
that's what makes the whole stronger, as you may know,
in the whole astroner yay. So, Uh, who on the
show is very stand offish? I mean people who are
on the show, who were in this room talking.

Speaker 20 (33:07):
Yeah, I honestly, and you guys are maybe gonna make
me say one I can't. I can't say anything negative
about anybody in this No.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
No, I didn't. I didn't request a negative comment. I'm like,
who have you Who is the least least likely to
get to know on this show?

Speaker 16 (33:24):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Probably Nate.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
You know why.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
You're still in my stripper?

Speaker 16 (33:30):
Name?

Speaker 11 (33:30):
I haven't name?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
I did s tell you named Michael Michael j Cox?
Name is Michael J. Cox when you were a diaper?
Well so is so is Michael J. Cox? Hey? Question, well,
who did you who did you stealing from original base?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
No?

Speaker 11 (33:49):
It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
No name that great is did you come up with?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
All?

Speaker 20 (33:54):
Right?

Speaker 15 (33:55):
So?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
But what as far as an internship goes, I know
we have a lot of it's all fun and games,
but at the end of the day's business, I mean,
are you actually learning something here?

Speaker 20 (34:03):
Josh is I work with Josh doing all of his
audio production, stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
He's the best. He I've never met somebody so talented
on pro tools. I can't. He does things in five sessions.
Someone could argue that you are a pro tool if
you charge money.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
And it doesn't cost that much either, I hear.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
So this is these are our interns everyone. I wish
we could Robbie, Emily, Megan Kitty. Thank you guys for
coming in. And by the way, I will tell you
another added bonus with Robbie's he knows sign language and
so why do you know sign language?

Speaker 20 (34:41):
I failed my Spanish placement exam going into Poland, so
I needed to pick a new language and it was
all right.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
He loves it and he's actually been using it for
good stuff I have been.

Speaker 20 (34:52):
Yeah, I love it, and I'm going to study at
the National University for the deafern hard of hearing.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
You know what I've noticed about you, and I know
I know some other people have pointed this out. When
you're just having conversation with anyone, someone who can hear
perfectly well, you actually use sign language without knowing it.

Speaker 20 (35:04):
Probably yes, because I'm always practicing, so sometimes I sign
when I talk like he's doing right now, all right,
I love you all.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I think you're all fantastic, And there you go. The
in terms of the Elvis Drane Morning Show, what was that.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? Are on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
If you can finagle or coerce or sweet talk of
teacher or whatever to wind your way through school in
addition to your okay grades, isn't that like getting through life?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
It actually is. I'm with you on that.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay. When you're older, the word you use is negotiating, right,
But when you're in school, it's it's you know, I'm
not saying cheat. I'm not saying you should write down
things on your hand or or have it in your
apple watch your water bottle inside of your water bottle
and the tiny.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Little piece of paper that you tuck into the palm
of your hands.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
But if I can, if I can exactly, or if
I can create a conversation and relationship with the with
the professor that makes my grades go up, isn't that
what life is about? Negotiating? People are mad. People don't
and don't equate this to me. Spending a million dollars
to get my kid into school not the same thing.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
It's more of like a social skill that you're learning exactly.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Okay once, I'll tell you one time. I only cheated
one time because I was partying really hard. I was
a senior in high school, and and so I had
a friend right down. I wrote answers on his neck,
and so if I needed the answer, I would reach
up and pull his shirt down.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
It was like a last minute things. You deserve a
good grade just for like, yeah, I didn'tvation Okay, well
you know what this is why I'm so glad you
said that. Froggy, my kid.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Had you need ninety two to be on high honors, right,
He had a ninety two in every class. One class
he had a ninety one, and the teacher would not
give him that one point. I'm like, there's just one
point keeping him awake.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
One point doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Didn't didn't get that point.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Maybe he should have learned how.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
To negotiate straight and eight.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
What I tried to help my friend Will Rose cheat
one time in physics. It was a multiple choice test.
He's a good friend of mine, he just wasn't good
at physics. So it was multiple choice. So I would
tap his foot once for a twice for B three
times for C and so on. The problem was I
accidentally turned the page and we were off by one number.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Oh so job, he got everything.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Wrong from three on, I mean fifty, he got it wrong?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
All right, Well, then then I must change my tune
a little bit. Maybe you know what, you deserved it
because you were cheating, right, Well, he didn't. I mean
he deserved it because he was cheating, and I based mine.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I cheated once.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
What'd you do?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
So I cut there late for an exam. I think
I've told this story before. The first part of the
exam was an oral part of the exam, and that's
the part that I missed. So I copied the answers
from someone else, and the teacher came over to me
and she goes, Danielle, it's so nice that you have
all these answers, but you weren't here for the oral
part of the exam. So how would you even know what?

(38:22):
I asked? A. Wow, I never cheated again, that was it?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah? Scary.

Speaker 12 (38:30):
We had a system for multiple choice tests where we
would use the four corners of the desk that corresponded
with A, B, C, D. So if someone wanted to
know the answer to number twelve, I would just like
take my pen and tap top left corner for a
and we and vice versa, like we would actually exchange
the time.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
By the way, we're not sitting here condoning.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
No, no, we're talking about at all.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
We're talking about bad people. So bad people are gonna
burn in hell.

Speaker 21 (38:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Well, now there's if there's an essay involved.

Speaker 17 (38:59):
And I'm not in urging this by any meaning saying yes,
maybe when I was in college, unemployed professors will write
an essay for you. They're actually waiting for you to
pay them.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
It is wrong. It's wrong because I didn't I didn't
have access to them. So, Brian, how you doing, Brian, Yeah,
go ahead, change your voice so no one will know
what you It's very important. Uh so, what how did
you get through tests?

Speaker 23 (39:26):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (39:26):
So I would literally just buy a twenty hours coke bottle. Uh,
scan the coke label, cloth, shot the ingredients out, put
the answer where the ingredients were, prink printing it out
on hockey paper, cut it out, and just take the
peck on the coke bottle.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Oh my god, this is this is so high tech.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
I could have spent all that time studying and been fine.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
But look, at you, look at the new ingredients at
Coca Cola. And by the way, let's just be very clear,
we're not condoning this. Oh bad, Brian, very bad of you.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Don't do what I did, all right, beg for forgiving me,
of course, doctor Brian. Right, it's a brain surgeon. This
is correct. A Texas came in. If you want to
get grades, just have sex with the teacher. Oh no,
don't do that. Well once again, negotiating through life. Oh

(40:21):
is this Rina? How you doing Rena? Hi, guys, we're
doing very well. We're talking about things that we want
people not to do. We don't want anyone to cheat.
But anyway, go ahead, right.

Speaker 23 (40:32):
So now, before I say this, I'll say I'm a
very hard working person. I worked very hard through college.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
And your parents didn't spend a million dollars to get
you through school, I mean into the.

Speaker 23 (40:42):
School, right, I'm very, very, very hard working. But my
senior year of college, I was required to take a
second accounting class and that is not my cup of
tea at all. So my teacher was a little bit
of a weird guy who would kind of flirt with
students and everything like that. I did not do anything bad,

(41:03):
but I did talk to him like the second week
of the course, and he told me that he would
make me a deal that if I show up to
each test and just write random answers in there, I
could even literally rewrite the question just as long as
there's writing on paper. He would give me in A
on every single test. And I ended the course with

(41:26):
an A minus.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Okay, well, wait, how hot are you? What gibs, why
do you think it worked? And how hot are you?

Speaker 23 (41:36):
Well? No, but I mean I think it worked honestly,
because unfortunately he was a little bit of a creepy guy.
I didn't do anything weird at all. Maybe we'll jiggle
here and there, but this guy just came to that
straight away as as okay, just show up on the
days of the test. So I did not show up
to one class in that accounting class unless there was

(41:56):
an exam, and I would just rewrite whatever the question was.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Answer eagles a grain.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Thank you very much, Thank you, Rena. Here's my problem.
I'm not you know, I don't have you know, you
don't want to see me jiggle it, So I'm not
gonna so we do. So people like that make me
mad because I don't have advantage. I don't have it.
I don't have to jiggle advantage. Finally, we talked to Lisa. Hello, Lisa, Hello,
you're a teacher. You must be so pissed off hearing

(42:23):
these two stories.

Speaker 22 (42:25):
You know, actually I'm not at all.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
No really, So what's what's your thought here before we
move on?

Speaker 22 (42:31):
My thought is that in life as adults, you know,
we try to skate by as much as we can.
So as adult, as students, you're practicing to be an adults,
and so if you can successily cheap, then I mean,
by all means if you don't get caught, cool, you
don't get caught.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
I don't know. You call it skating, by which I
think sounds and it doesn't sound like a right way
you get to I for life hacks whatever. I call
it negotiating, classic term. You know what I'm saying, I'm
being innovative. I'm using I'm parlaying relationships and connections to
move forward.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Don't you think if someone does do your homework with
your papers, you should read them ahead of time so
that if you get asked any questions you should know
the oh yeah, so many times you hand them in
and you don't know what the hell's on that paper.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
A little bit of effort is important, so Lisa, so
you hearing these things doesn't really drive you crazy.

Speaker 22 (43:18):
And you're a teacher, Honestly, when I'm encouraging all students
to figure out the person who you should copy, because
there are students who are copying the wrong person, that's.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
From a teacher, all right to say that, yeah, Bill
is not the one to be billing Bad Bad Billy.

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The difference been doing a show on a ferry. You
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Speaker 7 (44:05):
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on our Ellis Terran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I just looked up. I was looking up banana peels
out windows litter or not. According to the State of Florida,
this is the first example I found. It is illegal.
You cannot throw anything out your window. The fine for
glittering is one hundred and eighty dollars.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I thought it was one thousand dollars in some places.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Okay, well, be.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
Does it add nutrients to the soil?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Well, no, no, that's not the argument. The argument is
is it littering? Okay, so here's an example. Okay, this
is a little different. So you know, when I take
little MAXI for a walk and he makes pooh, right,
I have those old Pooh bags, and I and I
pick up his pooh. And you know, every corner, every
street corner in New York City has a trash cam.
I throw the pooh bag in the trash can. Sometimes

(44:54):
I even like tied it into a knot, so like
if someone comes by looking for dinner, you know, I'm like, hey, exactly,
So I learned yesterday this is against the law. We're
supposed to take the dog poo home and flush it
down the toilet.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Really, oh, that's just a long way to go.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Litter baskets are intended for pedestrian litter, where canine waste
may be placed in the litter baskets, this is not
their primary purpose. Dog walkers should not be placing canine
waste on or in another residence receptacles. But blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway, so I've been
I've been breaking the law, just like Brody does when
he throws his banana peel in the woods. Same thing.

(45:37):
It's it's your throat aspect for the wood. The litter
laws are you not. You're not supposed to throw anything
out the window? What uh? Frog? I got yelled at.

Speaker 11 (45:45):
There's a lake behind my house, and so the dog
when the dogs are going pooh, I was just flinging
the poo in the lake. There's alligators that poop in
the lake. Why is the dog poo bad for the lake?
Because right ye, it's still pooh. You should only live
in your own pooh. Mom always said.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Alligators don't want to swim in your dog's pooh.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
But it's fertilization problem. You're a pond.

Speaker 11 (46:10):
I started to throw dog poo in the lake instead
of putting in my garbage cannon and it smells like pooh. Okay,
so okay, well, let's go back to the biodegradable thing
that Scary and Brodie are talking about. Leave it to them,
the Brooklyn guys, the Brooklyn boys, to be the litter
bugs in the room.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
It could be biodegradable. But the argument is you are
throwing it's quality of life. You're throwing crap on the
ground where it shouldn't be. That's all.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
My argument is.

Speaker 12 (46:32):
There's a lot of things that are illegal, and these
laws that are in existence, but we don't follow them.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
There are certain things right, but the law no, no, no,
you cannot. You cannot justify your way out of this bag.
If there's a law, it's a law. Period.

Speaker 11 (46:45):
They said you can't throw them out the window. What
if I open the door and lay it on the ground.
You know what I'm saying, don't start. First of all,
I throw mine out the moon roof.

Speaker 12 (46:53):
Second of all, there are sodomy laws in many states
in this country.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
We all do it.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
What what That's what I'm saying. I like how you're
saying that while you're standing behind guns.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
I'm uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
It is literally, Look if I'm walking down the street
and I see a banana peel next to the sidewalk
or in the bushes whatever. To me, I'm like, oh God,
what a pig? That is littering?

Speaker 17 (47:21):
A phone number in my phone to report people who
littered because it makes me so crazy, and I would
call in license plates. I don't think they actually did
anything about it, but it was me at my most crazy.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
What are you saying here? Scary?

Speaker 12 (47:34):
Someone just texted in what if I spit out the
seed of an orange or an apple while I'm driving?

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Is that littering too?

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Or you know what if I sa let.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Me ask a question, why are we spitting or throwing
anything out of a window? Bring a garbage bag, bring
a garbage bag with you or a tissue the window?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Is that? Is that Litterally? If I fling a bogger
out of the window.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Putting anything out the window, don't.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Fling your boogers, you know, And another person pulled over
for flinging boogers, you should blanch. So someone just sent
in a text saying that you throw banana peels and
apple remnants or whatever outside of window. Some birds of
prey can choke on those. You don't throw crap out
your window.

Speaker 17 (48:19):
You wouldn't if you wouldn't do it in your home,
don't do it outside. I don't understand how people don't
follow that.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I think some people will do it at their home.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Have we have we exhausted this enough? We have not
exhausted this.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
You learned who the real Neanderthals in the room are today?

Speaker 11 (48:36):
Says don't do it outside if you don't do it
in your home. I take my dogs outside the pee.
I don't want to pee in the house. I mean,
there's a difference.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
You can let your dog p outside, but maybe you
should let them do it in your toilet.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
And didn't have windows, they didn't had a whole different
set of rules. I'm sorry. Was that funny?

Speaker 21 (48:54):
In the Morning Show?

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Oh No, we gotta go morning.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Elvis ter ran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Okay, question, We're sitting in a.

Speaker 25 (49:13):
Studio room room, yes, okay, And there's a lot of
us in the room, in all four corners and beyond
around the room, around the room.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
So what do we do? We go around the room?
This is I know, you know we've done around the
room for so many years and never really stopped and
explained it. Danielle let's start with you. What's on your
mind today?

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
So I have a list like it's a to do
list every week and then like I, you know, switch
it up and take things off when I do it.
I have something on the list and I don't know
what it means. Does this ever hap to anyone?

Speaker 16 (49:47):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
It's actually typed out normally it's scribbled, and I can't
read my hand running it says file instructions.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
What the hell does that?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Even?

Speaker 16 (49:57):
For? What?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
What do I have instructions?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I have no idea. I cannot remember for the life
of me, And I'm just like, do I delete this
from the list or do I just leave it there
because at some point it'll pop back into my head
and I'll go believe it. Oh, I know what that is? Yeah,
leave it?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Okay, So I'll file intructions. Yeah for what?

Speaker 21 (50:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
No, But okay, when you get that, I'll let you know.
Sandwich on your mind today?

Speaker 9 (50:23):
All right?

Speaker 10 (50:24):
This has got to be the best part of being
an adult is you get the option to basically choose
your dinner every night, and it doesn't always have to
be a reasonable dinner for the.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Last two nights.

Speaker 10 (50:33):
Happily, my dinner has been French onion, soup, hummus and
everything bagel crackers, and I have been so happy with that.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
I got a big tub.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
But when I went to Costco last with Andrew and
Gandhi and that thing, you'd think I have like a
small family with the hole that I've dug into that
tub of hummus. That's all I need in this world
to be done.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
It really tastes like, uh.

Speaker 10 (50:53):
I'll bring it in. I will bring it in so delicious. Yeah,
I just like house it. Cracker be damned.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
The point is, as an adult, you can choose that
to be your dinner.

Speaker 10 (51:03):
Yea, Yeah, I'm a grown up who's letting me do this?

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Absolutely love it everybody.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I almost had h strawberry shortcake for dinner the other night,
Go get on it.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Why didn't you.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Because the waiter looked at me and said, well everyone
at the table and said, well, we're ordering entrees. I
don't know. I asked me, I have strawberry shortcakes in
my entree. The waiter agreed everyone else at the table
you know, through sharp objects, and said you can't. If
Sam can have hummus too, nights in an I can
do Strawberry shortcake.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Don't we're a kid, didn't you used to say, Oh,
when I grow up, I'm gonna eat candy every day.
I'm gonna eat anything I want because your parents tell
you can't have it. Then when you get to a
certain age, you realize, yeah, probably you shouldn't have candy.

Speaker 10 (51:45):
Everything that was a college that was what college was.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yeah, as adults, so you can, there's the point you
can if you can straight and eight? What's up with you? Okay?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
My antiquated phrases, Uh, we're not translated properly. Apparently I
was on with Romer service for a company and there
was a noise in the background, and we go, oh,
what's all the hubbub there?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
And this person goes, this is not the hub. I go, no,
that's not what.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
They thought.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
I reached the central I like, I know hubbub as
in Brew haha.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
And then that just led me.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I'm like, it's just there's a lot of noise anyway,
this is my problem.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
So I don't know. I don't know if I just
have to stop.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Using these expressions because it's being lost on a lot
of people. Uh, do anybody vote that I just cut
back my vernacular. Yeah, we've already voted.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
We told you.

Speaker 16 (52:36):
No.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I don't think you know if it's old school vernacular
because you're just old. I don't know. I think it through.
I enjoy it. I get a good laugh out of them. Thanks, Scarry.
What's up with you? Today?

Speaker 12 (52:48):
I was reminded of something that I just cannot cannot
wrap my head around while driving, and that is seeing
the car in front of me with a window full
of stuffed animals in the back. The back window full
of stuffed animals. They could not see out their rear
view mirror once before, but I saw it again yesterday,
and I'm just miserable over it, because why.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Would you do something to impede your vision? Why would
you do something that could potentially put you in a
really bad accident or whatever. There's there's no reason for
stuffed animals to be on a windowsill in your car.
Put them on your bed, bring them home, do something,
just get them out of the view.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
It's just I don't know. I just I take offense
to head.

Speaker 10 (53:30):
Well.

Speaker 12 (53:30):
I wanted to say something to this woman, but I'm like,
you know what, I'm just gonna mind my own business.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
No, you should say something Karen, She said, A Karen,
am I.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
About other people's business?

Speaker 16 (53:42):
That?

Speaker 17 (53:42):
Much like the way you get so angry if someone's
wearing a mask in their own car.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
That's the most Karen the other day, why do you care?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Dude?

Speaker 6 (53:50):
It's what is in the car with a mask in
the car window rolled up?

Speaker 17 (53:57):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Who impacting you for a secon at all?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
When you get your life perfect, then you can start
chipping away at other people.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
I do question that though. It's not that I like
poo poo it, but I but I do go. I
don't understand no one's in the car. Why do they
have the mask on?

Speaker 16 (54:14):
Like?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I get very confused? Augh, So why that happens?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Is there a reason get mad and start screaming like that?
It just triggers me for some reason. Now I don't
know why. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Scotty B. How are you doing today? What's on your mind?
I'm doing great.

Speaker 26 (54:28):
I'm just wondering how do you get stubborn old parents
to stop doing things that they really should not be
doing anymore?

Speaker 2 (54:35):
I ask Nate kid Nate's kids, Nate, can you ask
your kids like my dad?

Speaker 26 (54:41):
My dad was up on the roof not long ago,
cleaning the chimney. He still does live electrical work, just
opens the outlets and starts doing it without shutting the
braker off. He changes it own oil under the cars
that could fall on him. He's a I mean, he's
a fairly frail old dude. He shouldn't be doing these
things anymore. But you know, how do you get them
to stop?

Speaker 10 (55:00):
I have an answer. Unfortunately, something has to go sideways.
Two years ago, my dad fell off a ladder.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
That was the only way that.

Speaker 10 (55:06):
We've been able to get him to stop.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Oh no, I'm tip to the er.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yeah, you want to push the ladder over.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
That's exactly what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
What you can't stop him, but the ground can.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
And finally I got gut.

Speaker 17 (55:22):
I know we've all been in this situation at one
point or another, and I need you guys to help
me figure out a way next time to get out
of it.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
I have new neighbors. I think I told you guys this.
They moved in across from me. I walked out. They
come bounding over like golden retrievers. So nice. But you
know how it is here.

Speaker 17 (55:36):
Nobody talks to their neighbors really, especially like apartment building,
no one.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
They come over, introduce themselves.

Speaker 17 (55:41):
They're super nice, and immediately she's like, we're great neighbors,
will help you out with anything. Let me get your
phone number. And I was like, and I gave it
to her. And now all I can think is I
was pushed into a corner and I crumbled, like an idiot,
You don't just give people your phone number.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
How do you get out of that?

Speaker 5 (55:57):
She's my neighbors, she's directly they know in your home.

Speaker 17 (56:00):
They do, and then I can hear their conversations and
they can probably hear mine, and I'm like, this is
too close. I don't like this at all, but I
can't take the number back.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Gotta move Steaks, hop on the wagon and ride ride west.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Yeah, okay, fine, I have to move. That's it.

Speaker 23 (56:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
I know. I had another person the other day to
do that to me. Not a neighbor, but give me
your number and they pull their phone out.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
I'm like, what do you say? Because we have we
have to have a way out.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
I know I told this guy. I know, I said
I don't. I don't give people my numbers. I'm sorry,
and he got upset, but I don't. I don't care.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
What are you there?

Speaker 26 (56:35):
You just you should give them an old work extension,
so at least as a voicemail there so they think
maybe it's you.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Know, they don't have one of those you don't know, an.

Speaker 26 (56:42):
Old landline or something, all those things you do. I
could give them my facts number two.

Speaker 17 (56:48):
We could just give them an email. Hey, why don't
you email me? And we give them an email.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
If you offered your email address, which is a good answer,
by the way. Yeah, And they said no, no, no, no,
I'd rather text you now, don't you with me? Text
some more? What's your number? And for the second time
you have to say no, no, no email from me.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
I mean, you're really bad at texting.

Speaker 17 (57:08):
I won't text you back, but this email account that
goes to Andrew will totally.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Get back.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Thanks? All right? That was a room. We went all
the way around it. I think we did a good
job with that. Is there a food that you're just
not crazy about? But if you ever admit it to
the world, people give you crap. Yes, yeah, Like, for instance,
Danielle doesn't like Mayo, Yeah, of course we give her
a crap. I can see how you'd be a little
iffy on mayo. I'm I'm going to give you that.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
A lot of people have come forward and said to me,
I don't like it either, So that's okay.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
What about you, Gandhi cinnamon?

Speaker 17 (57:43):
Oh yeah, anytime I say I don't like cinnamon, people
act like it's the end of the world.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Oh how could you not? Well, I tell you, my
friend Pete doesn't like cheese, So when so when? Okay, So, hey,
I have a friend who doesn't like cheese. What's your
natural response? What's your natural response? He's crazy, exactly, But
he's been this way his entire life. So when they
go out to dinner and he'll say, please, just don't

(58:06):
eat cheese. Everyone, I mean, not only do they go,
oh okay, that's interesting, they basically put him on a
cross and crucify him.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Yep.

Speaker 17 (58:13):
I dated a guy who didn't like French fries and
would make it a point to talk about how much
he hated French fries, and I think that's why we
ended up not dating anymore.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Yeah, I know, but you're throwing You're throwing out the
baby with the bath water. I mean, just because it
doesn't like French fries, it doesn't like cheese. I mean,
to me, cheese is you know? I love cheese. But
if you don't like cheese, I'm not gonna make you
feel like crap that.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
He didn't like any cheese. I mean, there's so many
different cheese.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Here we go cheese.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
He likes something.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
He can't eat. He can't eat a little milzarella on pizza,
but just a little, that's all. And it's not a
stomach thing. What about you, frog, there's something you don't
like that people give you hell about you? Ready for
me to set Danielle off? I don't like lasagna.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
I can't believe that. Wow? Could you?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Okay, okay, listen to what you're doing? People calm down.
If someone doesn't like something, why do you want to
make them feel awful because of it? People make me.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Feel awful about hating watermelon.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I hate watermelon, but people like, how could you're not
at the part you don't?

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Hey? Scary? Scary? I stand in solidarity. I'm not a
massive watermelon fan myself. I mean, I'll eat it if
I have to, but if someone offers it to me,
I usually say no, thank you, but don't don't throw
me out and cast me aside as a friend.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
I think with me, why I get shocked about it.

Speaker 17 (59:32):
I'm not trying to make someone feel bad, but if
I like something so much, I feel like they are
missing out on joy that I have, and I just
want them to have that same joy. But all right,
you hate it, fine, you don't like cheese, you don't
like French fries, whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
They get a joy out of not eating it. Okay,
here's let's go to Scotty be. This is gonna set
the world off. Really, yes, Scotty go.

Speaker 26 (59:51):
I don't like avocado, and I don't understand why it's
on everything. You go to a sushi place or even
a supermarket that pre makes the sushi avocado on every
they just assume everyone loves avocado. No, I don't like
that would qualify absolutely, it's it's very avocados.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
See see stop it. Stop saying that to people. I mean,
I really think, I mean you can take it beyond food.
There are so many things that people that people like
or dislike in life, and we find we have to
like cast our crap on them, like like, really mine

(01:00:30):
is popcorn. I just don't like popcorn.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I see that, not even kettle corn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
You know what if you coat it in candy allity day?
But no you can you have more for you because
I'm not eating it. I'm good. Line nineteen, it's Hannah, Hannah,
you have no desire for pizza whatsoever. You do not
like it?

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
I hate pizza?

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Okay, okay, stop stop stop everything, Nate. Don't they say
things like that. I don't know what it is about.
Maybe there's one thing on the pizza that you don't like,
but you don't like the entire name pizza. Okay, hold on, Danielle,
you had a point.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
What was your I just want to know what it
is about pizza that you don't like.

Speaker 16 (01:01:13):
It's sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
I don't like either.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Stop it, stop it, have more tolerance, yes, Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Is it maybe like an Italian food in general?

Speaker 22 (01:01:28):
Thing?

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Anything anything with red sauce?

Speaker 20 (01:01:30):
Is it?

Speaker 22 (01:01:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Chicken parm okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Okay, do you have pizza without red sauce? You could
have like pesto on your pizza, white pizzazza.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
What I used to do is take the cheese off
the pizza and then take a napkin and just wipe
the sauce off and put the cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Back on, Nate, Nate, stop it, stop it that she
doesn't like. You know what I can give you, guys,
a list of things you probably like. Go oh god, no, oh,
of course, all right, but you're good. You're good, Hannah.
Don't let them give you hell. But we have more questions.

Speaker 17 (01:02:08):
Just gone, well, no, I mind's more of I think
it could be a genetic thing with some people, because
my dad hates cinnamon, and I hate cinnamon, and I
hated it before I ever even really knew that he
hated it. So I wonder if there's something in your
DNA that changes a taste for you, so something everyone
else enjoys you hate, like Elvis, you hate Cilantro. I
love cilantro. And there are a whole.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Bunch of people like you who what you said it
tastes like soap?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
It does. Yeah, it's all apart. It's a genetic makeup thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
I'm allergic to, you know, fish, I'm very allergic to it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
You're alert, you're not allergic to fish. You just you
you don't like fish, so you don't like fish. There's
a difference. You shouldn't say you're allergic, because I mean
that they could turn an entire kitchen and a restaurant
upside down because I know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
But if someone asks me, I'm so tired of having
to explain why I don't eat fish. Why so I
just say I'm allergic to it. It's easy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
This is my point, this is our point. You should
not have to explain to anyone why you dislike anything. Like,
for instance, Hannah, you don't owe anyone an explanation why
you don't like tomato sauce. You don't. You just don't.
I just don't like it, and we leave it at that.
You're okay, You're good.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
I mean, who knows. Maybe maybe I'll do ancestry dot
com and find out I have some weird genetic disorder
that makes me hate tomatoes. Maybe Gandhi's right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Maybe maybe maybe you've had your family has had way
too many tomatoes in the past. Maybe you're a part
of the Delamante family.

Speaker 16 (01:03:30):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
I will thank you, Hannah, enjoy your weekend without pizza.
You're okay by me. These other people. I have little
tolerance for people who are different. People are different. Priscilla
line eighteen. She's like Danielle. Danielle, you and Priscilla Priscilla.
You don't like at all. You hate seafood, don't you?

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Now I have a reason. Do you have a reason.

Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
I I just don't think it smells good. I don't
think it tastes good.

Speaker 24 (01:04:02):
There's nothing a killing about it whatsoever.

Speaker 22 (01:04:08):
When I get that, well, when I get that, like,
oh my god, you don't like seafood, I try to
say so.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
That I don't get that guilt trip.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
I just say I'm allergic, say I'm not alone.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
But you don't have to do that. You don't owe
anyone an explanation. You're fine, Danielle. I respect the fact
that you don't like seafood. A friend of mine says,
I don't like fish because it smells fishy. Well, okay,
that makes sense, because it's fish.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
Well, then that's that's because that's rotten.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
That's not right. That's not rotten. Fish smells like the ocean,
as they say, but it has it has an ocean smell.
People don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I don't understand when people say, well, this piece of
fish doesn't taste as fishy. It's fish. Doesn't it all
taste like noise?

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
No? No, because some fish does taste way more fishy.
Than exactly, which doesn't make it bad scary. Uh, And
you're fine, for Selda. Do you go on through life
without eating seafood? You're holy fun.

Speaker 16 (01:05:01):
Thank you so much, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
You too too. I'm sorry that I get mad. I
just people get so crazy about people who do or
do not like things that they don't like, and I
just that's not fair for them. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:05:15):
Now that I've yelled at everyone, I've heard the term
don't yuck somebody's yum. This is more don't yum somebody's
yuck is what this is?

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Yes, sort of, it's all good. It's all good. It
is all good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Who chooses to get up at this time?

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I know, early morning?

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
Elvis d ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
We've been on our Elis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
No wait a minute, you're going to a two part wedding.
So they're having a wedding A now and a wedding
B later in the year. Yeah, Elvis, this is a
growing trend.

Speaker 12 (01:05:52):
I noticed this is now the third wedding I've been
invited to where there's part one is happening.

Speaker 22 (01:05:57):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
It's just a wedding.

Speaker 12 (01:05:58):
It's a kind of wedding and then the big celebration
is going to be next year when.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
When they can do it. Yeah, have fun. They're anxious,
they're ready to go, they're ready to get married.

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
Well, I just don't like the idea.

Speaker 12 (01:06:10):
That's like, wait a second, you're going through the whole
process twice and where everyone's going to do the dress
up thing twice, and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I give them two gifts.

Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
That's where I'm having different.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
No, no, no, I hope not. You don't give a you
don't give a gift for a party. You give a
gift for a wedding. They're getting married one time. That's
what the gifts are.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
I mean, if they're having an engagement party first, then
I understand another gift. But there's no engagement party and
it's just two it's two weddings. That's nuts.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Wedding, wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
It's like they're anxious, they want to get it started.

Speaker 12 (01:06:40):
Yeah, go have fun, So give half half? Would I
give all of it up front? Or but the thing
is and then it looks like an idiot if I
wait till the second wedding, because.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
I think you're overthinking it. They're getting married once. It's
just one wedding. It's one union at a time for
these So when they get married, you can give them
a gift now or give them a gift later, because
I mean, I don't I don't think anyone's gonna worry
about it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
I compare it to like tipping the bartender up front.

Speaker 12 (01:07:09):
Give them all the money up front, show them that
you made the effort, and then a number two you
could skate by.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
I know, but okay, are you let me ask you
a weird question. Are you happy for them? I mean, god, yeah,
focus on that part, Like focus on that.

Speaker 12 (01:07:24):
Look, I'm gonna be worried how I'm they're gonna think
about me if I only give if I do half hair,
and they're gonna be like, oh my God'm scary.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Really in the whole scheme of things in their lives.
I don't think you, you and what you do are
gonna keep them awake at night. I think you're okay.

Speaker 12 (01:07:38):
They get judging when they open the envelopes and they
write that stuff down in the ledger.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
I'm telling you, wait, now, here's what do you think
that they're gonna go? Like, if you gave something nice
at the first wedding, then the second wedding comes, they're
gonna go, oh, where's Scary's gift. I mean, they should
have it written in the ledger that you gave the
last wedding and.

Speaker 12 (01:07:54):
Yeah, but didn't you keep like track like an accountant
of everything that came in and who gave what I
mean for they do that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yes, yes they do.

Speaker 13 (01:08:02):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Thanks for the thank you right for the thank you
cards exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
But a ledger makes it sound like there's a dollar
value attached to it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Well, most people, I guess it depends on where you live.
Where we live. They give money. That's what you get
on weddings, you know, so, But.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
I wouldn't worry about it. The whole point is you
have friends who are getting married. You want to help
them celebrate. They've decided they're going to celebrate twice because
they cannot be fully open now, but they want to
get it started. Go play, Go play with them, Go
have some fun.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
I'm going to Okay, just don't judge on the gift.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
But here's the thing. Now, let's say God forbid, they
have this the first wedding, right, and you decide, well,
I'm gonna give the gift on the second wedding. Yeah,
they don't. They don't make it to the second wedding.

Speaker 13 (01:08:41):
Oh oh that's a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
That's a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
I have another question.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
What's that say?

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
You're you give somebody a nice gift for their birthday
because they're turning like a big number or whatever, and
then you have a party later. Do you have to
give them another gift or you already gave them a gift,
so you're you know whatever, what do you think you
gave a gift? Okay, that's what I think too, but
other people are telling me. Now I'm just saying I think.

(01:09:08):
Thank if that's what I say.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Wow, people, do people really get that wrapped up in
the gift?

Speaker 16 (01:09:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Yes, Unfortunately I told you what I did.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
We'll go ahead, Gandhi.

Speaker 17 (01:09:19):
Well, I have a friend who got married not too
long ago, and she had a bachelorette party. The bachelorette
party ended up getting canceled, so I heard from another
friend that she then expected everybody to roll the money
from the bachelorette party that they didn't spend into her
wedding gift, so she wanted to collect both.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Oh I didn't do that, so I don't know if
I'm the terrible friend or I know. I was like,
that's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
And I screwed everything up where I I We were writing,
we were trying to keep tabs on what people get.
We first of all, we said, please do not give
a gift, we do not need anything. We appreciated donate money,
to contribute money to this organization whatever. But people gave
gifts anyway because they're they're they're lovely people, and they
wanted they wanted to give a gift. I get it.

(01:10:03):
We cannot find the list. We don't know where. We
don't know who gave us what. I got this beautiful
ash tray up there. I don't know who gave it
to me.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
I did it was me?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Is it okay? Take claim?

Speaker 16 (01:10:14):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
I had friends out there going, oh my god, you
didn't even say thank you.

Speaker 27 (01:10:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
I don't know who to think.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
No, I think you.

Speaker 17 (01:10:21):
You were very clear, very clear about not wanting gifts
and specifically telling us if you do want to give
me a gift, here's where you can donate the money
for that gift. So if people chose to go around
that and give it to you, I don't think you
really owe back the thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Oh my gosh, you're so amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
This is just a nice thing to do. Say thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Yeah, of course it is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
But the phones are going crazy. I got Karen on
line five. Karen her solution for the two part wedding.
It was a two part wedding, just like Scaries, right, Karen.

Speaker 27 (01:10:48):
Yes, this past weekend I just went on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Was this part one or part two? This is part one.

Speaker 27 (01:10:54):
This is the bride and Grill. My name is Kara
from Sana Pu, New York, Long Island.

Speaker 16 (01:10:58):
I love her.

Speaker 27 (01:10:59):
Well, you guys, I have listening for twelve years.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
It's going to work.

Speaker 27 (01:11:02):
So anyway, so you went Todding the beautiful wedding. She
had the Royce, she had the whole nine yards, the
makeup orders that everybody was signed.

Speaker 16 (01:11:11):
This church was.

Speaker 27 (01:11:12):
Full, the wedding cards, you know, the the invitation said
the wedding of these two kids. So everybody, a ton
of people came to the church and I gave my
full envelope to the wedding and the little card was
inside the invitation said the reception will follow next year.
And so it's a really party, was really reception.

Speaker 14 (01:11:29):
It's not a wedding.

Speaker 21 (01:11:30):
Wedding.

Speaker 27 (01:11:30):
It's a wedding and a reception.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
It's a party, right, Exactly where did the gift go, Karen?

Speaker 27 (01:11:37):
I just handed it to the broad and mother, you know,
just to give everything envelope and everybody kind of did that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
You gave the gift of ready. What if you give
half now and half later?

Speaker 27 (01:11:50):
Like, No, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
I like it.

Speaker 14 (01:11:55):
That's kind of stupid.

Speaker 27 (01:11:56):
I mean, that's done.

Speaker 14 (01:11:57):
Because it's a party. It's a party.

Speaker 27 (01:11:58):
I mean, I don't know if she's gonna with that
gorgeous wedding gown on again this year. She might be pregnant.
I have another friend whose son got married. Lest you
didn't want to wait, they leved Texas the coming.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Up talking about it. It's just it's giving me. I
got blood pressure flying up my eyes. Oh okay, thank you, Karen,
best of luck to you. You sound like you did the
right thing, though. Just give him a gift an ear over.
It's done. The gift is done. I don't know you
anything else.

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
See.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
I wouldn't give a gift until part two because if
they don't make it to part two, I don't want
to have wasted my gift on part one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
See what I'm saying, Well, if you can't make it
to a reception, you don't deserve the gift. Wow, you
were so emphatic. There's a lot of people that don't.
Their marriage doesn't even last six months. And I were
saying that, I know, but you have a gift in
hopes that things will be fine. Jenny's online six Hello.

Speaker 16 (01:12:43):
Jenny, Hi guys.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Well, hello, you went to a two part wedding and
you gave a gift at each part, two gifts? Totally.

Speaker 27 (01:12:50):
I did so.

Speaker 28 (01:12:51):
My friend's wedding was last year, but it was canceled,
so last weekend they had the church ceremony and a
small life just for a few friends and family. So
I did bring a small gift, and then the actual
reception big party will be next year. But they're also
doing like a vow renewal, so I'm going to give

(01:13:13):
the actual gift, you know, the card with some money
at that time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Okay, look, pressure, there's no pressure. You do exactly what
you want to do. But if someone else decides just
to give one gift, you don't think they're a schmuck,
do you?

Speaker 15 (01:13:26):
I mean they're okay, I mean it's like right, yeah,
I mean, I was just brought up.

Speaker 28 (01:13:30):
Never you know, arrive somewhere without something, you know. So
that's why it was just a small gift. But I
need to have something, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I got you, I got you.

Speaker 16 (01:13:41):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
It's however you want to do it. It's totally fine.
I don't think there should be a rule rules schmool
All right, thank you so much, Jenny. Yeah, what's scary.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
There is this thought though, that if you're if the host.

Speaker 12 (01:13:53):
Is paying for two parties and shlling out cash, then
you have to give a gift for both parties to
help cover that cost. So there is there, there is
that that is playing out in my head right now,
which is why I'm wrestling with the one gift versus
two gift.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
I've never understood that logic. Yeah, throw a party, to
throw a party, and I didn't write I don't know.
It's weird to me to throw a party and expect
you to compensate me for it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
I don't know it's weird for me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Yeah, but that's what people do. They go, Okay, it's
two fifty a plate, three fifty a plate, So how
much I gotta cover my plate and my guest's plate.
That's how people think it's crazy.

Speaker 17 (01:14:31):
And I'm telling you what, Single people with no kids
really get screwed over in this whole game because we
spend our lives going to baby showers, engagement parties, whatever,
paying for all of these different things. But not only
do we get screwed over by the government without being
married and having kids. Then your friends never get you
all these gifts back that you're getting all of them,
So just keep that in mind.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
go back to my wedding and I'm going to divide
it up, and I'm going to send you all an invoice.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Get here, please exactly, please don't.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
You should have a part two, Elvis, just have a
part two. We're gonna call it Part two the Payoff.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Hey. By the way, I don't need you pillow shaming me.

Speaker 23 (01:15:14):
Nate.

Speaker 6 (01:15:14):
I don't know how you sleep in that bed, man,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Okay, Well, first of all, you're not invited, so it
doesn't matter. Okay, fine, fair enough, Okay, Why where did
you see my bed? I was watching on Instagram? You
gave Max a treat apparently, and then you filmed him
followed him into your bedroom, which I know what that
looks like because it was your apartment. Yeah, and uh,
he goes into this bed and he barely even gets
onto the bed because there's so many decorative pillows stacked
from the back leading towards the foot of the bed.

(01:15:39):
So it's a video of my dog grabbing a little chip.
We call it mister chippy. Yeah, and he runs into
the bedroom and it goes to my bed to hide
the chippy.

Speaker 16 (01:15:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
And then he goes over one layer of pillows, then
another layer of pillows, then a third layer, and then
finally gets to I think the fourth layer of pillows deep,
four pillows deep.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
How do you have that many decorative pillow How do
you get into bed at night? What do you care?
Am I the only person here?

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Like, there's no way you can possibly sleep without spending
forty five minutes taking those pillows off and stacking them.

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
They're so dramatic.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
No, seriously, I hate decorative pillows. Yes, you act like
with so much drama, the kind of guy who had
have a lot of pillows.

Speaker 11 (01:16:17):
No, I'm a anti anti decorative. I can't stand you're
a drama queen. No, I think Danielle will agree that
we had this in our guest room. Danielle, when you
come and stay in my house, yes, is there not
seventeen decorative pillows on the guest pend There are?

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
There are, and I have to take them all off?
Who cares?

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
Who cares to put it back on?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Because when you go to bed, you're tired. It's a
fifteen minute job to.

Speaker 16 (01:16:37):
Same.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
In my house, my husband hates them. He does not
let me if I put too many. He's like, take
them off.

Speaker 11 (01:16:43):
We don't need them, the same as decorative hand towels
that you can't dry your hands on in the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
Why have they because they're pretty?

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Yeah, but these pillows, where do you put them? You
put them on the floor, it's all dusty and dirty. No, No,
you stack them on the on the top of the dresser.
I mean I still I have like fourteen pillows act
on my dresser. They've been there for like three months
because I refused to let Heather put them on the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Here's my point. I don't know if you want to
bitch about my pillows on my bed or how I
put ketchup on the side of my fries rather than
on top of it. It's none of your business. Yeah,
why do you get you get all but hurt about
my pillows.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
I'm not judging because I saw it on your Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
So I said, boy, you've got a lot of decorative
pillows there, because you really do. But how long does it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Seriously? Can I ask a serious question? How long does
it take you to take them off of the bed
and ruders? Ten seconds at the most?

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
What do you do?

Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
Like you jump on there and just bounce around and
have them fly off the bed again? Let me ask you,
why do you care? Because I'm curious. I want to
know why people have so many decorative pillows.

Speaker 9 (01:17:43):
Get over.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
It's for decorations. They're beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
You too, shut up back there?

Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
What about the throws?

Speaker 12 (01:17:53):
You don't need throws to answer the decorative pillows you
need to throw? And what it's the long that long
cylinder pillow.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
I don't have a body pillow.

Speaker 11 (01:18:03):
Those pillows are for biting meat, that's why.

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
But on the same token, so my boyfriend hates on
my throw pillows too. I go to his house.

Speaker 17 (01:18:12):
He has like two pillows and I'm like, what do
we do with this?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Can we get some more? That's all you need.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
I need more than one pillow.

Speaker 17 (01:18:18):
I like to have little like forts and be able
to hold one put one.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Okay, I think I think you're missing my point. My
point is what does it matter?

Speaker 16 (01:18:27):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Why do you have to give me crap because of
my pillows.

Speaker 11 (01:18:30):
I'm not giving you crap maybe as a by product,
but I was curious.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
But yeah, here's the video.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
People are going to be expecting something.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Just count the layers of pillows. It's probably three or four.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
What brody, what's your philosophy? What's your pillows philosophy? And
the question? I'm sure if you decorated a bed it
would be really beautiful. I decorated with my body. That's
all I need. Oh boy, I want to know if
row one is there to decorate Row two one, and
is road two there to decorate row three? Is that
the thought process? Get away from me.

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
You have four rows, four roads, pow. I like your
four roads.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
I think it's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
You're a pillow. By the way, I have a whole
new a whole new bed coming soon and all and
veil oh no, no, all new pillows, all new everything.
We love front Gate. You're a pillow. Hoarder, you know what,
and you're a pillow bier. I don't know. I just again,
what business is it of yours?

Speaker 11 (01:19:27):
It's not my business. I was just curious. I'm like
observing the wild here.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
I'm like watching some sort of animal digits digg its
burrow or something. I just want to know how you
get those off of the bed. Don't worry about it.
Held on, Michael, Michael, are you calling to scrutinize my pillows?
Because if so, I.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Got you know, I'm I'm bad man.

Speaker 16 (01:19:46):
Anyway, go, I have pillows to bed, so my friend
I have decative pillows, and decorative hand towels are cute.
But my friend has decorative candles, so like she doesn't
light them, she just lets them sit around her house.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Like you feel about decorative candles. I mean there are
some There is what they call candle art, where it
is a candle it's wax and they say.

Speaker 16 (01:20:07):
You have to like light it to smell it and
like make your helm smell good.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
Sometimes they just smell good on their own.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Though, did you guys see the candle that Lady Gaga
gave me?

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
That thing needed to be like opened with some type
of security tool.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
It's weird. It's like a droopy face, Michael. And then
when you light the candle on the top, you light
it on the top, the wax drips down into her
eyes and form and then drips down her cheeks, and
so the wax, the wax drips down and forms like
like tears.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
Oh, I did not see that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
You can see it. You can see what it's gonna
do if you light it, but you dare not light it.
I mean, okay, so let's move back to your decorative
hand towels, Michael. Now now I'm getting all that.

Speaker 11 (01:20:47):
Why can't I wipe my hands on those when I'm
done washing my name?

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Because they're decorative? Right right? Yeah, okay, we'll all right.

Speaker 11 (01:20:56):
Well listen, have your initials on them? What do they
have your initials on them? Because usually it has like
your first initial on the towel you.

Speaker 16 (01:21:06):
They're palm trees, my whole bathrooms palm trees.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Of course it is, thank you, Michael. Have a great day.
You in your handtowels?

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
What decorators?

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Decorative pillows are a sham.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
That's stupid. It's so it's so stupid, it's kind of cute.
Take a victory sip scary? Yeah, please do. Hello, Lindy, Hi,
are you as passionate about hating decorative pillows as straight? Mate?

Speaker 14 (01:21:39):
I can't stand them. I'm sorry, they're the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Okay, So what do you have one little pillow in
your bed?

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:21:46):
I have two.

Speaker 28 (01:21:47):
I can't sleep with just one pillow?

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Right, So? Okay, but I like decorative pillows. Can't we
just agree to get along here? Why do you? Why
do you? Are you gonna get a hard on for
a decorative pillows too? I mean seriously, but Lindy, I
will like them, so you don't judge me. Are you
judging me because I have decorative pillows? No?

Speaker 14 (01:22:09):
You just won't catch me sleeping on a bed with them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Okay, well, guess what show you I didn't invite you.
Guess what? I can't come to yours? You don't have
enough pillows anyway? Thank you, Lindy. You have a good day.
People give me crap it on my pillows?

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
Where do beds look?

Speaker 27 (01:22:24):
Though?

Speaker 17 (01:22:24):
If you walk in and it's just two pillows, it
does look like as your pad type of thing. You
need the decoration to be an adult?

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Whatever? To be an adult? What's scary?

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
Elvis? How do you feel about bedskirts.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
I think some beds need them, some beds don't. It
depends on the frame of the bed. If you have
a nice, cool frame, you don't need a bed skirt.
You don't want to cover it up. Why do you
have a problem with bedskirts as it looks so nice?

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Because if not, then you see the ugly you know
in front of the bed.

Speaker 11 (01:22:50):
You can cramp stuff under the bed and this is
just in. You can clean them.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
Yes, this is just in.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
And they're called dust ruffles. Get out of here, Jack
asked you take work.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
They need to theme them when they come out of
the thing so they wrinkle, sear.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
You hire someone to come over every week. Don't get
starting with me. I will you, bougie butthole one of
the problem. I like that because they get dusty. I
couldn't ask my cleaning woman to clean them.

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Crush, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone Tap.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Every morning at seven twenty, we give you a fresh
phone tap. We love playing crank calls. Actually, you told
us you loved him. That's why they're back. Got an
email from Nicole Godfrey. See I think you have her
on the phone. Good morning, Nicole? Is that you?

Speaker 22 (01:24:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 24 (01:24:11):
Hi, good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Rather than me reading out your email, what is it
you want to do to your friend Lauren?

Speaker 24 (01:24:16):
All right, Well, me and my friends, which is our
first year getting a beach house down in Belmar, and
I thought it'd be a great idea to have someone
pretend to be real with her and tell her that
our house burnt down, right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Can you imagine? So already you guys already put your
deposit down on the house. Yeah, and you want the
realtor to call and say, well, hey, thanks, but no
thanks the house burnt down.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Yeah, all right? So why do you hate your friend Lauren?
Why do you want to do this to her?

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
No?

Speaker 24 (01:24:42):
I don't hate her. I just think she's the most
gullible out of all the girls at the house, and
I think she'll really fall for it, and I can't
wait to hear what she says.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Do we go scary calling it Lauren telling her her
beach house has burned to the ground. It's another phone tap.

Speaker 12 (01:24:56):
Hello Lauren, Gizzy please yes, ah, this is rate from
the realty company. Okay, you've rented a house down the
shore with us for this summer. Uh huh, and I
believe the address. I just want to make sure I
could verify this. It's two thirteen by at least seven
you in Belmar.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Right that house burned down?

Speaker 21 (01:25:17):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 18 (01:25:19):
So that just means sort of screwed a house and.

Speaker 16 (01:25:22):
Not money.

Speaker 6 (01:25:25):
Basically.

Speaker 12 (01:25:26):
Okay, how much money did you put down here?

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Oh, we paid the seven hundred dollars deposit and then
we made.

Speaker 8 (01:25:32):
Our first achievement.

Speaker 11 (01:25:34):
Right, we are all paid five hundred, so it was
like twenty one hundred dollars already.

Speaker 12 (01:25:38):
Yeah, Well that money's gone and you still always to balance,
which is about one thousand dollars.

Speaker 18 (01:25:42):
We have to pay for it, regardless of the house
is there or not.

Speaker 6 (01:25:44):
Yep, that's why why can you afford.

Speaker 16 (01:25:49):
That money, well, I can afford it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Are you working right obviously?

Speaker 9 (01:25:52):
If we?

Speaker 16 (01:25:53):
Uh? What am I working right now?

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Yes? Money ask?

Speaker 12 (01:25:56):
I just wanted to make sure that you weren't some
deadbeat kid out of college that wasn't going to pay
her bill.

Speaker 23 (01:26:01):
I say, once on a week for a house that
I was running for the summer if I wouldn't afford it.

Speaker 12 (01:26:06):
I just kind of figured that you were like scraping
your last pennies together to get this done.

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
I don't scrape my last pennies, tything. What do you
do for a living? Why do you Why are you caress?

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
I get it. You're still mooching off your father?

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
Hello? Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
What is she doing right now?

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
An you think?

Speaker 22 (01:26:28):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Let's call her back?

Speaker 26 (01:26:32):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
Lauren?

Speaker 19 (01:26:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
What did I say wrong? I'm sorry?

Speaker 16 (01:26:36):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
You're sorry?

Speaker 21 (01:26:37):
I don't hear your bull.

Speaker 12 (01:26:39):
I didn't mean to pry into your personal life. Listen,
if you need some help paying the balance on the house.
I do have a side business. Little go go bar
here in lod Eye. I could hire you and you
could earn some extra cash and we could have this
money made up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
And you kidding me. I'm just trying to offer you
a way out here.

Speaker 14 (01:26:58):
The money is oh, I have the money.

Speaker 21 (01:27:05):
Living.

Speaker 23 (01:27:05):
Are trying to offer me a job at a Do
you think you are okay?

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Let me put you on the phone with my secretary. Hello, Hello, Lauren.

Speaker 16 (01:27:18):
Yes, Nicole, kick my ass?

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Aren't you You've been phone tapped?

Speaker 20 (01:27:26):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 24 (01:27:31):
Our house really didn't burn down. It was just a joe.

Speaker 12 (01:27:34):
The house is fine, but the money still do the money?

Speaker 23 (01:27:39):
You're just too give me that job at the go?

Speaker 10 (01:27:40):
Go?

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
What do you want to tell? Nicole?

Speaker 7 (01:27:46):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 26 (01:27:49):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Elvister Wran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
I found this last night while holding around online. It's
a nineteen forty five article called how to hold your Husband?

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
What I have questions?

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Should we have you in? Scary? Maybe? Who's the well?
I hear who's the husband? Am I the husband? Or
is he the husband?

Speaker 28 (01:28:27):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:28:28):
I scary?

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
And I know it's we're both. I'm okay with that.
Let's not get caught up in this. I just want
to know who's demonstrating the hold me or him?

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
Should we take turns?

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
God, this is a very, very detailed article. If you
should look at Nate standing up, not yet, he's getting ridy.
You should be his best playmate. Keep in mind nineteen
forty five. You should be his best playmate. But remember
you're a female, so keep yourself intriguing and seductive.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Good vomit.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Oh, keep in mind when you're hugging your husband. A
woman's laugh is lovely when it comes off right, but
a horse laugh is best left to the ponies.

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
Yes, and we all fail.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Wow, we have come a long way since nineteen forty five.
We really have, some people have anyway, No, it's actually
a video, oh demonstration. Yeah, well we'll look into this
later anyway, Yes, producer, Sam, are you ready to go?

Speaker 24 (01:29:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
I just I'm so glad I exist today.

Speaker 13 (01:29:26):
I never would have landed a husband back then.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Man need too you see, keep in mind, had you
been women of the nineteen forties, you could have been
part of change. You could have been part of the
movement to move out of a world where you're not
allowed to laugh like a horse.

Speaker 17 (01:29:41):
That look you know what I'm saying. What if you
snorted during that laugh? Would you just get kicked out
of the entire country?

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
So how would that laugh go? Horse snort?

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
Hmmm, horse maybe like a like.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
I don't know, Danielle, don't do that while you're hugging
daniel It's.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Nineteen forty five and you have a horse snort. Go
horses left. I don't know. I don't think that. I
don't think horses think anything's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Elvis Duran, who does things?

Speaker 16 (01:30:18):
Want hell?

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
A piece of bread?

Speaker 24 (01:30:20):
Maybe you'll calm down a little.

Speaker 21 (01:30:21):
And the morning shows one morning show, all.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
Right, we are done, but were coming back. Don't you
worry until next time? Say peace out, everybody, everybody,