FULL SHOW: The Day We Found Out Which Celebrities Are Rude

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Gona, Gona, Gona, Gona.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's gonna be May in the Morning Show. Oh yes,
here it is May first. Good morning, Froggy, how you doing?
Good morning, Good.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Morning, Scattery, good morning, Danielle, my Gandhi, good morning, Hello there, producer,
Sam morning, Hey, Diamond, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Good morning. Hi, Scotty B. How you doing, Scotty good?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm doing fine. There's so every year, every year on
May first, we have to play this. Do we do? Though?

Speaker 6 (00:51):
Isn't there?

Speaker 7 (00:54):
I think we kind of missed the boat because it
is May. We should have played it the last day
of April that we were on the air because then
it was gonna be Ma.

Speaker 8 (01:01):
Gonna be Now it is May.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Diamond, do we have to play it?

Speaker 6 (01:05):
I think we need to.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Terriborid why we have to play this?

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Because it's a tradition. We've played it every year. Also,
it's j C. Chase's like breakout single.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Who j C?

Speaker 8 (01:19):
J C was the other guy and sync?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
But what do you mean it's his breakout single? I
mean it's it's all of in zync.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
No, but he kills it, kills it all right?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Can we take a vote? All in favor of playing
it's gonna be mag Please say I all opposed May May.

Speaker 9 (01:43):
I'm in the same. I'm opposed and I'm approving.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh doesn't make sense. A welcome to May. Sorry May, Okay,
here's my thing. And I said this during the song.
If they had only it it's going to be me
and not May, we wouldn't have this problem.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
And they brought this on themselves.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
They really they're asking for it.

Speaker 10 (02:07):
They were.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
So there you go, welcome today. It is Monday. May First.
I hope you had a good weekend. You know, it
was a rain out here in New York. I mean
it was a I mean it was cats and dogs
as they say we were, and we decided, hey, let's
go out and do stuff. So going out and doing
stuff and you have your socks are wet, yep, and

(02:32):
you're just moist. Sorry, sorry Froggy all weekend but it
was good. Went to see a show Broadway, went to
an old New York steakhouse. What'd you do this weekend?

Speaker 7 (02:42):
Well, my boyfriend came to town, so we hung out
on Friday night. Saturday through a joint birthday party for
Brandon and Andrew aka a brand Drew Yes you guys
all came and we.

Speaker 8 (02:53):
Went to a fun place. I can tell you guys
about it later.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay, fun place.

Speaker 8 (02:56):
Yeah, all right, something really cool that is going on.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I want to hear more about that, Danielle. Good weekend.

Speaker 11 (03:00):
Yes, I hung out with you guys on Saturday, and
then I went to see Stranger Sings yesterday.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Stranger.

Speaker 11 (03:07):
If you are a Stranger Things fan, then this is
the parody musical off Broadway and it was amazing in
the city.

Speaker 9 (03:14):
Only around for a little bit while.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Ok. Yeah, I mean, hey, Daniel, how was your weekend?

Speaker 12 (03:21):
It was great?

Speaker 13 (03:21):
The nice weather here in Iowa.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, you know what, des Moine, you got good weather.
We had really crappy weather here. What was it like
in Florida?

Speaker 14 (03:30):
Frog, We had some showers on Saturday and yesterday was
sunny but super super windy.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Wasn't there like a big tornado in South Florida?

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (03:38):
Beach gardens?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Good God, Well, Daniel A good morning. Daniel's one of
the many people who listens to our show in its
entirety from six am to ten am or thereabouts every time.

Speaker 13 (03:48):
I'm one of the lucky one. I started my shaft
at one am, right and I'm usually don like one pm,
twelve hour day, so I'm one of the I'm very
privileged to get to listen to the whole show.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Thank you privilege. Yeah, I'm so sorry. See when I
hear things like that, Daniel, it makes me actually want
to do a good show shod we shoes today to
be the good day today today. Yeah, go ahead, sorry, Daniel,
go ahead.

Speaker 12 (04:15):
No.

Speaker 13 (04:15):
Yeah, Like I said, I do live in the moond
but I work in the rapids Iowa. So it's usually
a usually drive like four hundred miles to day though,
But like I said, you guys gave me through the day,
and you know, I love you guys. Like I said,
I've been listening to you guys since twenty ten, like
oh my way to school, I'm my way have worked,
But since twenty seventeen, I became a truck driver, and

(04:38):
since summer of twenty seventeen and since then I haven't
missed any of that show.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Good three love you. Wow, So you've heard more shows
than we have. Actually, Hey, so Daniel, you're your truck driver,
what are you driving around?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Anything?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
In specific?

Speaker 13 (04:52):
I hope produce.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Why don't you make a detour and bring me some carrots.

Speaker 13 (04:58):
Can you speak definitely? But yeah, like I said, I
love you guys and a big fan of the show,
though I mean hopefully guys, you guys can continue doing
it forever.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, it seems like we seems like we have actually well, Daniel,
it's an honor to have you here. What do we
have for Daniel? I mean he listens every day for
four frigid hours.

Speaker 15 (05:16):
Well, we've got some Elvis Durant apparel thanks to Heck
and Sack Meridian.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, Hackensack Meridian. Thanks to them. We're going to send
you some stuff to wear, and you can have our
name on so when you're not listening, you can look
down and see our logo. It's always with you.

Speaker 13 (05:29):
I said, thank you guys, and have a good weekend.
I have a good week though.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
We will have a good week now you've started it
off like this. Daniel, hold on one second, and thanks
for listening. Wow, four hours. I cannot imagine ingesting any
more than like five minutes of this show per week.
Oh wow, so good god man, we should send him
to counseling some sort. Anyway, Well, welcome today, Welcome to
the week.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
It is May.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
We have many things to look forward to this month.
We have a busy week of gosh, a mountain of interviews.
I'll get to that in the moment, but right now,
the three things we need to Gandhi what's going on.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
The FBI says it has zero leads on the whereabouts
of the suspect that allegedly killed five members of a
Texas family, including an eight year old boy. Neighbors reportedly
asked the suspect to stop shooting his gun in the
yard of his home in Cleveland, Texas, Friday night. The
suspect allegedly entered the home with an AR fifteen style
rifle and killed the family members, leaving three miners uninjured

(06:22):
but covered in blood. The San Jacinto County Sheriff told
reporters that all five victims were shot above the neck,
almost execution style. Investigators are asking for help in finding
the suspect. He is a thirty eight year old Francisco
or Apeso. They describe him as five foot eight, a
Hispanic man with a goatee and short black hair. He
was last seen wearing jeans, a black shirt, and workfoots,

(06:42):
and the reward for information leading to his arrest was
up to eighty thousand dollars as of last night.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Take him out, Take him out, idiot, So crazy, you
know what. So impressive, So sad in that story how
the mothers jumped on top of the kids to save
them and they died, but the kids below them beneath
them lived. Yeah, just sad.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
Story, so so tragic.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Severe weather like you just mentioned Elvis, caused problems along
the East Coast over the weekend. In Virginia and in Florida.
Dozens of homes were damaged after a tornado struck Virginia
Beach just before six pm yesterday. Fortunately, there were no
injuries reported. The official estimate from authorities in the town
say that fifty to one hundred homes were destroyed and
a local state of emergency was declared.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
City crews are scheduled to.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
Start cleaning that debris this morning. The Virginia tornado struck
a day after a tornado touchdown in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida,
on Saturday. The National Weather Service in Miami said the
tornado hit with winds of one hundred miles per hour
near the Palm Beach Garden Medical Center, damaging homes and
flipping cars over No major injuries or fatalities were reported
there either, So that's great. And finally, the long wait

(07:49):
is officially over for a New York TV executive who
five years ago put up a billboard in Times Square
and search for a new kidney.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
The fifty eight year old cancer survivor.

Speaker 7 (07:58):
Is now recovering from a transplant surgery at his home
on Long Island. He calls the billboard, made possible by
his wife's employer, a life saver. Hundreds of applicants responded
to be potential donors, including an NYPD detective and a
woman who weren't matches for him, but they were matches
for other patients in need. The man went on to
say it was those two donations that gave him what
he calls the golden ticket and allowed him to get

(08:19):
a kidney through a donor swap program.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
So he's very excited and doing well. And those are
your three things?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
You guys ready for Monday?

Speaker 10 (08:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Are you guys ready for May? Yeah? Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 9 (08:31):
What the hell do we do for a living?

Speaker 10 (08:33):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
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Speaker 10 (08:51):
Thiss Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yes it is, Thank god you're listening. It's Monday. We're
out of the shoot. We're on the way to Friday.
But until we get to Friday, we've got a lot
of guests. We're on our way to Friday. James Marsden
is going to be in later today. We're going to
be talking to him about Jury Duty, which is fabulous.
Did you guys finish Jury Duty? Yes?

Speaker 9 (09:11):
I didn't finish it yet, Okay, but I'm almost there.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I love it.

Speaker 11 (09:17):
I'm not one hundred believing it is that okay to
say to him, like, I am not convinced that the
person who is not the actor isn't an actor?

Speaker 8 (09:26):
Does that a lot of questions?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, he's that great. Yeah, I'm convinced he is. I
need to believe. Well, we'll talk to James about it.
He'll be hearing a little bit. I love him.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Kesha is on with us tomorrow. Got to catch up
with Kesha, Charlie Pooth and Ronald. Ronald is going to
be here that's the guy from Jury Duty.

Speaker 9 (09:44):
He's the non actor.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yes, he's on with us Wednesday, and then Thursday Chris
Pratt and Kim Petris and then Friday Ed Sheeran damn man,
I know what a week in the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.
If you want to see the these interviews later on
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(10:07):
don't forget to test drive at your local dealer today.
We love Mercedes. Thank you for this interview lounge we're in.
Can you imagine how dingy and grossest place would be
without Mercedes? I can gone from Mercedes. Let's see what else?
What else? Oh horoscope? Shall we go to the end
of the table. How are you doing?

Speaker 8 (10:23):
Their producers saying hello, I'm doing well.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
May I say it was a delight to hang out
with you guys Saturday for the big party for Andrew
and Brandon Brandrew Andrew a lot. I actually went over
the river.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
You did. I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Under the river.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I went under the river to Jersey City. You brought
the river. You were soaking wet by the time he
walked into.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well, we were all very drippy, but tell you a
green goes that restaurant fabulous?

Speaker 5 (10:50):
You like it.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
I'm really good.

Speaker 9 (10:51):
I'm so cute.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh it's cute, but the food is fabulous. The drinks
were flowing and the food was amazing.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
You missed the pinata? Oh candy in condoms?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah I did. I had to run. Yeah there were condoms.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
There were They have their own line of condoms apparently.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh okay, God, Heaven needed one of those in a
long time.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
Got my whole forearm into one. It was great.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Then what did you do? Don't answer that. So horoscopes?
Who are you doing it with? Sam's got to me?
I missed him this weekend, I Scottie.

Speaker 16 (11:22):
I'm sorry. I couldn't make it. I really wanted to go.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
You know what. You were missed?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yes, and so were you? Nate, you were missed. I
missed Diamond too, but she was late. Why are you
so late?

Speaker 6 (11:32):
I had another event. She was booked and busy.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh, she was booked and she was busy. All right,
let's go with the horoscopes. You're up, all right.

Speaker 16 (11:39):
If it's your birthday today, you celebrate it with Charlie Demilio,
Tim McGraw, and Victoria Monet Capricorn. Go after what you want,
do not give up, hope that you can achieve it.
Your days of nine Aquarius.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
You're thoughtful and caring. Attitude will make you a delight
to be around.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Your days and eight Pisces.

Speaker 16 (11:54):
Be present in all conversations and ditch the distractions around you.
Your day is an eight.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Hey, Aries. Your mind is racing with an abundance of ideas.
Be sure to rationally go through what you can and
can't do.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Your day's seven Taurus.

Speaker 16 (12:05):
Your self care routine is finally paying off. Know that
this is only the beginning to a happier life.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Your days a nine Ooh, we love this one, Gemini.
Know when to say the word no, Do not put
more on your plate.

Speaker 16 (12:17):
Your day's six Cancer. Without you, the world would stop spinning.
Know that you're put on this earth to do something special.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Your day is a ten Leo.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Be cautious of someone who might not be showing you
who they really are. Your day's a seven Virgo.

Speaker 16 (12:29):
Your kindness is contagious. Allow others to give back to you.
Your day is a nine.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Hey, Libra. Focus your mind on what matters most. Too
much idle thinking could hinder your progress your days an.

Speaker 16 (12:37):
Eight scorpio, a new revelation could have you seeing someone
in a different light. Your day is a six.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
And finally, Sagittarius, take some time for you. Burnout could
be right around the corner. Your day's of five and
those you your Monday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Thank you guys checking out your text messages. If you
want to text us, please do so. At fifty five
one hundred, we have someone listening this morning in istanbul wring,
my god. We're also someone said, hey, it sounds like
you guys had a great time at the party. Did
you pay Elvis?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I did not? Yeah, did not.

Speaker 9 (13:08):
I'm guessing you're going to discuss the payment.

Speaker 10 (13:10):
No, you're not.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Why would happened?

Speaker 8 (13:13):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Daniel always she can't what happened?

Speaker 11 (13:18):
Well, Gandhi was everybody was asking Gandhi how much they owed,
which was the right thing to do, because a lot
of people.

Speaker 9 (13:26):
Ordered extras scary and.

Speaker 11 (13:29):
So they were like, well, people were complaining they didn't
want to pay. People were saying that, well, I don't
know what I ate, and so I tried to take
over to say listen.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
People complained I said, go.

Speaker 9 (13:39):
To the menu.

Speaker 11 (13:40):
The pricing is there on the menu. Online you can
figure out what you owe. And it became something and
I felt bad for Gandhi because at one point she
just was like, if you don't want to pay, don't pay.

Speaker 9 (13:51):
It's just becoming ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
So, yeah, I don't want I don't want to make
it a thing.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
I wanted Brandon and Andrew to have a good birthday party,
and to be fair, I threw it and we didn't
discuss everybody throwing in on it. So if people don't
want to pay, they don't have to pay whatever, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, well now I feel off. I didn't pay. I
mean I left a tip.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
I didn't want you to pay. I told you you're
coming across the river. I'm taking care of you, Brandon
and Andrew. That was my goal.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Okay, So who didn't want to pay? I want the
names of the people that complain anyone on their show.

Speaker 11 (14:20):
They want to throw everybody under the bus. So I'm
just gonna say, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
No, give me a name. Let's talk about it.

Speaker 8 (14:27):
Why not, because I didn't want to talk about this
at all.

Speaker 10 (14:30):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I thought it was.

Speaker 9 (14:34):
I thought you were going to bring it up.

Speaker 8 (14:40):
Scary was like, this is a great topic. I said, no,
I'm not gonna bring it up.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well, I'm Scary who didn't pay? Okay, well I just
should have paid. Scary ordered everything for everyone. I paid
for you, Elvis and other people. I covered the bill
for like five people. So even with that, there was
a shortfall. And Gandhi got screwed. And I warned her.
I said, the person with the bill always gets screwed.
So I gave her like a lot of money and
it still wasn't enough.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
I gave him money back because I was like, I
think you gave me too much, Like this is a.

Speaker 17 (15:07):
Little too It was a short fall.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
If you think of somebody amongst us, among us who
wouldn't pay or I want to pay, who would you
think of it?

Speaker 8 (15:20):
I'll just leave it there.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Okay, this was his argument, though, to be fair, what
was his argument? He said, he didn't order anything. Scary
ordered everything. All he did was eat, So because he
didn't order, he shouldn't have to pay.

Speaker 17 (15:35):
But he ate.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
He did eat.

Speaker 9 (15:38):
I watched him eat.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
I don't know what everybody ate. I don't know what
everybody drank. I just said guys, for everybody asking me,
pay me what you think you owe, and that's it.

Speaker 9 (15:46):
I don't know to figure it out.

Speaker 16 (15:49):
We be clear that I was not there, not talking
about me.

Speaker 15 (15:52):
I'm not watch the chief was not there. He's actually
a compelling argument. He didn't order anything, so he shouldn't
have to be eight. He participated, But Scary was ordering
it for the table, so scary once again, scary, damn
you No, So.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I ordered lunch and then I found out, well, Scary
just ordered eighty five of everything. What did I order?
Tacos come in threes, so if you want to variety,
you gotta order three of them.

Speaker 14 (16:20):
Yes, Froggy, what that is the worst argument. Never, I
didn't order, so I'm not paying. Like I didn't order
this car. It just showed up. I'm not paying for this.
I'll just keep it. It doesn't work that way.

Speaker 11 (16:32):
People drank a lot, That's the other thing. Like I
knew what I drank, so I went in and I
think that some of the drinks were fifteen bucks a pop.
So like, guys, if you had like three or four drinks,
you know.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
And I ordered, like I ordered a shot of very
expensive tequila too. No, I'm gonna go to them. I'm
gonna go to the menu and adado. I'm gonna set
up a GoFundMe for Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
I don't want no. I don't want anyone to feel
bad for me. I don't want I decided to throw
a party. This is what happens when you throw a party.

Speaker 8 (16:59):
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
See, I would have insisted on paying. I thought no
one was paying. That's why I didn't pay. I would
never be like the only one that wouldn't pay.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
That weren't the only one that didn't pay.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I don't worry why I told you I.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
Didn't want you to pay.

Speaker 7 (17:11):
And also also for all little roddy listeners who sent
me DM saying the only reason I invited you was
so that you would pay.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Not true, not true. No, she was very clear from
the very beginning. Oh you know what, people can kiss
my ass and people really DM that to you.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Oh my gosh, I got so many dan's. Oh you're
pressuring Elvis to come so he'll pay. Oh that's why
you invite No?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Is that what people DM to you? Yes? These people
are awful, awful. I have two words for those people.
Shut up. Yes, little jerks I'm sorry I brought it up.

Speaker 8 (17:40):
I really am.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
I honestly thought.

Speaker 9 (17:43):
You you were going to bring it up today. I
was like, there's no way she's not gonna bring this.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
We're gonna bring it up every hour. We're gonna bring
this up every single hour.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I love it, Danielle. I'm so glad we have to
take the brank. We'll get back to this though. We're
not done with it.

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Speaker 18 (19:11):
Do it right now, Elvis, Duran and the Morning Show
had a great day yesterday.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
I mean, considering it was flooding. It was crazy flooding.
And you know, I felt all for people visiting New
York City, the tourists, because we went to Broadway saw
a show last night or yesterday afternoon rather and uh,
I mean the streets were just flooded.

Speaker 9 (19:35):
Same thing.

Speaker 11 (19:36):
We were in the city yesterday to to see a show.
And I just they look like little ducks, all of
them walking their little umbrellas and their little.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Coats and those those plastic shawls. Get Disney ponchos. They
were wearing ponchos, and I'm like, this is crazy. I
just felt awful for them because the city. I mean,
it's rough enough navigating these treats without floods. Yeah, but
uh yeah, when to see it? What show did I

(20:03):
go see?

Speaker 9 (20:04):
The Peter Pan Went Wrong?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Peter Pan Went Wrong? Is at the time of it
was good? It was it was fun. You know who's
in it? Is that Sarah Jessica Parker.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Is that his name?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
What's his name?

Speaker 8 (20:14):
Neil Patrick car Neil Patrick Harris.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
He was really good and he's in for a limited
time only, so if you want to go see him,
he's I think one more week and he's done. He's out.
But after that went to Gallagher Steakhouse. This place, this
is like an old, quintessential New York City steakhouse. It's
almost one hundred years old. We sat at the bar,
drank martiniz Ate, some steaks, some baked potatoes. It was good.

(20:38):
But the characters that were at the bar with us
were from another planet. I mean, go on, I don't
even know how there was. There was a couple on
a date and I think it was their first date,
but they were getting all cozy and all liquored up, giggling,
fondling each other at the bar. Fun it was. It

(21:01):
was a fun day though. Had a good New York
City day.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
I had a good New York City day too.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
He went to Beestro forty six and I had the
most amazing French onion soup.

Speaker 9 (21:10):
It was so good. Yeah, I did, of course I did.

Speaker 11 (21:14):
And then we went and saw Stranger Sings, the parody musical.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I didn't even know what he existed.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
Yes, so neither did I.

Speaker 11 (21:21):
My husband finds these things to take us to, and
it was so good. It's actually been extended twice. It
ends I think May seventh or something like that.

Speaker 9 (21:29):
And there's a guy in it.

Speaker 11 (21:30):
His name is Kyle Mangold, and he reminded me of
Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

Speaker 9 (21:35):
What's the what the guy we do?

Speaker 8 (21:37):
Neil Patrick Harris.

Speaker 9 (21:38):
The whole time I'm sitting there, I'm like, this guy
reminds me of Neil Patrick Harris. It's funny that you
mentioned Neil Patrick Harris.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
How come we can't remember his name?

Speaker 8 (21:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
He's very very accomplished. He is smooth. Yes, that's right,
Lee Harvey Alswald. Anyway, yeah, so you know Neil Patrick
Harris and that I remind you, yes of him.

Speaker 9 (22:01):
It was a great show though. If you're a Stranger
Things fan, try and see it.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Stranger Sings, Stranger Sings excellent. All right, Daniel, what do
you have this one?

Speaker 4 (22:07):
All right?

Speaker 8 (22:07):
So super Mario bros.

Speaker 11 (22:09):
The movie officially the first film of the year to
cross over the one billion dollar milestone just over three
weeks of being released.

Speaker 9 (22:17):
So this is incredible.

Speaker 11 (22:19):
I don't know if you did you guys hear the
interview with that Ry Myers. He does a lot of
interviews for Broadway and stuff like this. Did you see
the Tony Danza exchange?

Speaker 17 (22:29):
Once again?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Tony Danza is not a nice man.

Speaker 11 (22:31):
Well, I thought about you right away because I know
you had a terrible experience with Tony Danza, even though
you'll never tell us what it is. But Garrett was
supposed to post sound. I don't know if we got
it yet.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Just mean, yes, I do.

Speaker 11 (22:42):
So this guy was trying to interview him on a
red carpet, and the guy was very exciting.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
If you talk about what the interview, what it was about?
So it was about I don't it's it was a
Broadway play called New York, New York Show, so it's
about New York.

Speaker 9 (22:55):
So Rye, who.

Speaker 11 (22:56):
Does the interviews, was very excited and he's asking questions
and Tony goes, dude, you need to calm down. You're
more excited than I am right now. Then ry went
on to ask him what do you prefer in New
York hot dogs or pizza? And Tony turned to him
and said, you need to come up with better, pick
better questions, and he basically walked away with his wife.
So now here's the thing. He has since apologized. Ray

(23:18):
did take to TikTok to tell us this, but here's
my favorite. On the video that he first posted with
the Tony Dance Exchange Michael Boublay, he wrote, I think
you're amazing, Ry.

Speaker 9 (23:29):
I'll have pizza with you. Let's not invite Tony.

Speaker 19 (23:33):
Seriously, I totally shaded totally Tony to man, I can't want.

Speaker 11 (23:40):
You have to tell us what he did to you
because he's honestly not the nicest.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
What do you do?

Speaker 20 (23:44):
It was?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
It was really rude to me in a hotel lobby
once and I wasn't and I was not being over zealous.
I was being nice.

Speaker 9 (23:51):
Yeah, not cool.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
He looked at me like he wanted me dead anyway.
Not nice guy. Go ahead, Tony Danza, So Bubbles the Chimp.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
Remember Michael Jackson? Do you know he's still alive?

Speaker 11 (24:01):
He is now living in a retirement home in Florida,
and he just celebrated his fortieth birthday.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
He retired at forty.

Speaker 11 (24:09):
I know, God right, what did he do for? James
Cordon ended his late night run the other night. I
did watch it, and the series finale raked in one
point four to three million viewers, seventy seven percent jump
from the average, and Carpool Karaoke the Special the last
one three point six five million.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
Viewers, doing very very well for him.

Speaker 11 (24:27):
BBC announced the coronation concert for King Charles, which will
happen May seventh at Windsor Castle. Tom Cruise will be there,
Joan Collins, Winnie the Pooh will be there because you know,
the Queen loved Winnie the Poop, Katie Perry Lino, Richie,
Steve Winwood, Andrea Bocelli, lots of great stuff and apparently
Prince Harry will show up for a couple of hours
and then he's leaving because his son is celebrating his birthday,

(24:50):
so he's gonna fly back to LA and do the
whole birthday thing.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
So good day, good dad.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
Of course, season finale, The Good Doctor, The Voice, HBO,
The White House Plumbers, which is a limited series. It's
behind the scenes of the Watergate scandal. And tonight's the
Met Gala, So there's all kinds of red carpet coverage
over on EA and that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
You know, all those celebrities going to the Met Gala
with their their incredible outfits ready to go. There's thinking
they're thanking God above that it's not going to be
a rain out like it was over the weekend. Can
you imagine getting out of your limo, out of your
suv in front of the Met Gala and you have
to walk up those steps for the photographers because that's
all it's about, and you're melting.

Speaker 8 (25:29):
The paper mache immediately disintegrates.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
It would not be good.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Here's Tony Dams being interviewed by Rye.

Speaker 11 (25:35):
A hold on right, right, yes, hold on, let me
find his exact name.

Speaker 9 (25:39):
I don't want to say it wrong. Ry Myers.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, and he seems like a really nice guy.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
It does seems like a great guy.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Okay. So it's the musical called I Think You're Called
New York, New York. It's sort of a review of
New York and the history of New York. It's supposed
to be okay. Yeah, the headline in the New York
Post said new York, New York. It won't make it here,
it won't make it anywhere, which I still want to
see it.

Speaker 9 (25:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Anyway, So the so Ry was asking New York based
questions to the people in the red carpet. Hey, New
York food.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Do you like.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Pizza or are you like uh whatever? So here, here
we go. Now, what's your favorite New York City staple
food item? Is it a pizza or hot dog? You
know what you gotta do, Moundy, you gotta come up
with better questions.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Come on, let's go.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
And he walked away.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
Yeah, and before that he was even rude because Ry
was so excited to be talking to him.

Speaker 9 (26:24):
And that's how he is.

Speaker 11 (26:25):
He's he's an excited guy. And he goes, Dude, you
need to calm down. You're more excited than I am.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
Tony dancers should be happy. Anyone's excited to talk.

Speaker 9 (26:33):
To him and his wife was with him.

Speaker 11 (26:36):
Tony's wife, by the way, she's beautiful, but she didn't
say anything.

Speaker 9 (26:39):
She was just like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
He's such a dick.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
Well, no, he has apologized, though I don't care.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
You know.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Here's the thing, and this happened in my book and
I wrote about Barry Manilow and I called him. I
said he was just really mean in so many words,
and his people got back to us, mister doesn't ever
recall meeting mister Durragt. Well, no you did, and you
were a total mean guy. Here's the thing. Do not
be mean.

Speaker 11 (27:06):
No, he's My mom wanted to meet Barry man alone.
We were at the Grammy Awards and I introduced her
and he was not nice either, and I felt so
bad because my mom liked him so much. And yeah,
oh cool, it's not cool.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Don't be mean. That's that's the key. Don't be mean
to people. Nice, yes, scary. What sounds like he was
promoting the thing because he gave a very New york answer.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
He was like, leave me alone, get out of here.

Speaker 17 (27:26):
It sounds like a New Yorker would say something.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
Don't give him any passes.

Speaker 11 (27:29):
You don't get a pass down that Tony Dangel. As
soon as I saw the interview, I thought of Elvis.

Speaker 9 (27:34):
I said, oh damn, I remember when he did that.

Speaker 14 (27:37):
And don't be a dick and then say I'm sorry
later and then keep on being that way, like just stop,
like if you're really sorry, then just be nice from
then on.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, you're right, d dig yourself. Get it to me,
stop it, stop it here.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, just the bond.

Speaker 11 (27:53):
But I do like the fact that Michael Bublay was like,
I'm gonna comment right on this.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
And guess what, Michael Boobley gold.

Speaker 11 (28:00):
Class act, Michael b love him, we love you, adore him, Booble,
mister Bubble.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
All right. With that said, we do not have a
free money phone tap. We have a phone tap worth
absolutely nothing on the way, and then we're about an
hour and a half away from James Mars and I
can't wait to talk to him about Jury Duty. If
you haven't seen it, start it, get going. And as
my advice uh was and will continue to be, you
gotta watch several episodes to really understand what it's about.
So give it, give it a chance. Don't walk away

(28:27):
like Tony Danzel walked away from that guy. We love you.
Can we get him on the show, Get right on
the show. I don't know Whyves is up because we
like him.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
Yeah, I want to have pizza with him.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
And hot dog. Okay, thank you, Danielle.

Speaker 18 (28:43):
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Speaker 2 (28:49):
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Speaker 10 (28:51):
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Speaker 2 (28:53):
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Speaker 10 (29:09):
Alista ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Right, Look, I don't want to spend all day ragging
on celebrities that are rude to people in public. But
I do have another call here from Cindy. Hi, Cindy,
Good morning, Hello lady, Hello lady. So Cindy calling in
from Palm Coast, Florida. How was your weather this weekend?
You did you get a tornado?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Two?

Speaker 12 (29:32):
No, Actually we were spared. We just got a lot
of rain and some good lightning and thunderstorm.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Oh good lightning.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
We were okay.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
So we were talking about let's see Barry Manilow and
Tony Danza, which I don't even know why would give
any time to either of them. But they were rude
to us when they when they weren't on stage, when
they the microphones weren't on, when the cameras weren't rolling,
they were rude to us. And so was someone was
breaking your heart as well? Who did that?

Speaker 12 (30:00):
Anta? I had an opportunity to meet him and get
a item autographed from him back in the nineties, and
I remember him walking through Roosevelt Field Mall to go
onto the store, and I was just in awe. Finally
got up to have my jersey autographed and I paid
to have it personalized, and he didn't, and I realized it,

(30:21):
and I turned around and I said, too, I think
it was his agent, you know, hey, I asked to
have it personalized, and Joe heard me, and he looked
at the guy and he goes Nobody said I was personalizing?
Who said I was personalizing stuff? I didn't say that.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I was like, wow, So how much money do you
pay for.

Speaker 12 (30:38):
That at that point, I think it was like almost
three hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh my god, Oh my god. So oh no, I
would have opened up. I canna no, no, what an
old term that is.

Speaker 11 (30:52):
No, that didn't know what to do.

Speaker 12 (30:54):
And he goes give me the jersey. And at that point,
I'm just mortified because there's a whole line of people
behind me, my boyfriend husband.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Now it was he yelling at you or his.

Speaker 12 (31:03):
Manager, his manager, I guess I don't know who the
man was next to me.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
The bottom line, he was just being rude in front
of everyone.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
What's that, Danielle, I see I've seen this happen with
sports people before that. I was online getting things signed
a lot of times. I think they don't tell them
exactly how much they're going to have to sign. So
I kind of understand where he was coming from. But
I don't think he should have done that in front
of a fan.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Not at all. That's the problem. Not at all.

Speaker 20 (31:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Cindy went out of her way. She she even shelled
out three hundred dollars because she was told that's what
she needed to do. So how do you think, Okay,
it was that one split moment with Joe Montana. Now,
how do you feel about him? Now? After that one turn.

Speaker 12 (31:45):
Of events, I could care less about him his or
signed jersey. He's sitting in the back of my closet
in a box there.

Speaker 11 (31:54):
What happens you put these people on a pedestal in there,
act like jackasses?

Speaker 12 (31:58):
Yeah, I was just said, stated, don't meet your idol.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
See, I'm just kind of wonder even though, look, we
are nowhere near as popular as any of the above, right,
have we ever been mean to people in public?

Speaker 9 (32:12):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (32:12):
You guys got my rocks. I can't wait to meet
you guys.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Well I know. I hope I'm not mean. I hope
get away from it.

Speaker 12 (32:19):
You guys would drink and get drunk with us.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
We're too drunk to be mad. We're happy, drunks. I
send you all the best to you, and I hope
you have a great day and I have a great week. Okay?

Speaker 12 (32:28):
Can I get a T shirt from my husband?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
No?

Speaker 12 (32:31):
I was winning something.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
No, we're not giving anything. Way, no personalize. I got
a personalized crap for you can ruin it. I don't
know if we can ruin it because it comes from
a third vendor, a third party. But I know that
we can send you.

Speaker 20 (32:44):
Something to give you three my god.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Ladies made out of money, I feel like.

Speaker 9 (32:52):
But we've gotten people that were mean to us before.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Oh yeah, I've got yeah, But have we been mean
to be able to hold one second, Cindy, I'm gonna
send you something. I don't know if we can ruin
it because it's a long story, but I just want
you to have something. Hold on one second, okay, and
thanks for listening.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
What So, when I lived in Columbus and worked at
the radio station there, apparently there was a girl in
the area who looked somewhat like me, and people would
write in all the time saying how nasty I was
to them.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
But this is what I think happened.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
You see an Indian girl, you think it's me, it's
not me, and you yell gandhi at her. She probably
thinks you're being racist, and of course he's gonna yell
something back, like the hell f you whatever? Right, So
there was somebody acting like me being real nasty to people.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
Kind of funny that makes really sense.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, yeah, what's up? Frog?

Speaker 14 (33:33):
I think I've told this story in the year before
So when I worked in Miami one morning, I was
walking through the hallway and Pete Rose, famous baseball player,
was there, and he wasn't supposed to be on the
show that I was working with at the time, and
so they're like, hey, can you see if we can
record something with him? So, as he's walking out, I
asked him, I'm like, hey, do you have just a
couple of minutes. He stops and really loudly looks at

(33:53):
me and goes, are you trying to book Pete Rose
on the fly?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
He said? He talked about himselfing the third person? Stop it, Yes,
he goes. He goes, you.

Speaker 14 (34:03):
Don't book Hall of Famer Pete Rose on the fly?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
How would you not laugh at that?

Speaker 9 (34:10):
I would.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I would just start laughing at him, like what jackass?
It's like, okn't goodbye.

Speaker 8 (34:17):
God, Hall of Famer, he added, Hall of Famer Pete Rose.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
He he can't get in because he was gambling. You know,
I'm in the radio Hall of Fame. I'm gonna start
calling myself Elvis Dran Hall of Famer in the third person.
Do you what do you want to do? Hear?

Speaker 15 (34:30):
Some of these texts are hilarious for people like, what,
Oh god, I don't feel Zachary LEVI apparently a huge jerk.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Who's that? Oh? He did that?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
He was he did it?

Speaker 9 (34:42):
Really, I'm sorry, he's not big to be a jerk.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
But look at the look at all these other people
were accusing of being jerks. They're all much older than
even me. What the hell I mean? There's just maybe
there's just tired.

Speaker 15 (34:54):
Edward Norton got somebody in line in security at JFK
was a jerk.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Oh boy, I.

Speaker 11 (35:00):
Want to feel like I think ed Norton, I think
Sheldon and I tried to talk to him once and
he was not nice. Oh, Jim Carrey, remember Jim Carrey,
who wouldn't want anything to do with us.

Speaker 8 (35:08):
It was the worst.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
The guy from Creed Oh remember with the guy from
Creede Scott's staff.

Speaker 8 (35:13):
He was terrible.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Wait, we haven't a v with him next weekend. We
actually we were embarrassing in front of Jim Carrey. Your
husband was.

Speaker 11 (35:19):
Well, he just wanted to say hi, and Jim didn't
want to say not anything.

Speaker 14 (35:24):
I remember when we tried to approach the guy from
ESP and what's this a Chris Berman at a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
He was rude to us. I know, well, I didn't
know who was I don't watch ESPN, and was that's
Chris Burman over there. I'm like, who, I don't know him.
He wanted nothing to do with us. And I met
the guy there was like he was a coach of
the Jets once and I was introduced to him, and
I'm like, I don't know who are you? And then
who are you? And Tom Paul said he's the head

(35:49):
coach of the New York Jets.

Speaker 9 (35:50):
Oh damn.

Speaker 12 (35:51):
Was he nice?

Speaker 15 (35:51):
Though?

Speaker 2 (35:52):
He looked at me like, how dare you not know
who I am? I'm I'm sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
Somewhere he's telling a story that Elvis around walked up
to him and said, who the.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Hell are you? Who? I didn't say, who the hell?
I'm like, I'm sorry, Well, what's your name again? Anyway?

Speaker 10 (36:04):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
The bottom line has be nice to people. Everyone's in
a while, you're gonna be in a bad mood because
of whatever is going on in life, and someone's gonna
see it and they're gonna call you out on it
on our show. It's the weekend.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
Hey, this is Miley cyrus Off.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
It's a black Eyed Peace.

Speaker 20 (36:18):
Hey, This is.

Speaker 18 (36:18):
Seiny Gamas with Elvis duran in the Morning Shows.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Drama by mad Elvis Dane.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
In the Morning Show, Elvis Durant is waiting for coffee.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Is that what he's doing?

Speaker 8 (36:33):
He just yelled down the hallway. I'm waiting for my coffee.
I may make the beginning of the break. I may
not roll without me.

Speaker 9 (36:39):
That coffee machine is kind of slow.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
It's very slow, especially if you get the cold brew
it's lower.

Speaker 9 (36:45):
And then if you take the coffee away too soon,
it goes all over.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
There's a lot going on, yeah, extra time.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Yeah, and then there are always people there too, and
you can't, you know, jump ahead of them.

Speaker 8 (36:56):
And I'm on the air.

Speaker 7 (36:57):
Everybody hears on the air, so bummer all right, So
what do you guys want to do till he gets back?

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Talk about how great Sherry Shepherd is.

Speaker 8 (37:05):
Shepherd is great.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
He's so sweet.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
Oh he's back. We're done.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Hey, I gotta tell you I was listening to you
guys down the hallway. That coffee maker takes forever, you know,
Sorry about that, but you guys sound great.

Speaker 10 (37:16):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
We didn't really do much, no, but you had this chemistry.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
Oh, it's like we work together every day.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I mean, I don't even have.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
To be here, don't even start that.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Anyway. Hey, you know what I'm just I'm just thinking
back over the last hour, the first hour on the air,
we really just did nothing but rag on people. We
I mean rude people. We know we were ragging on
people who didn't pay the bill at the birthday party,
ragging on Tony Danza at the end of the day.

(37:49):
I mean, who cares about Tony dan.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
Should we rag on? Whoever put that signage up in
the kitchen?

Speaker 17 (37:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, do you have the copy of it? I have
you took a picture? So Gandhi and I have a
date every morning at like five thirty, righty ish, five
thirty ish. We go way down the hallway to that
coffee room and we get coffee together and we talk
about the events of the night whenever. So there's a
new microwave oven in there, brand new, And someone printed
this on their printer and it said and they taped

(38:19):
it to the door of the microwave oven. It says,
please all capitals, please do not microwave fish in here.
Thank you, kay. And I'm thinking, oh my god, let's
think this through. What happened someone obviously brought some fish
in from home or leftovers whatever, and warmed it up
in this microwave, and apparently it made the whole place

(38:41):
smell like you know, long John silvers or something. I
don't know. And so Gandhi's thought is, well, wait a minute.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
What about the pescatarians or people who are not eating
meat for religious reasons one day?

Speaker 8 (38:53):
Can they not come and heat their food up here?

Speaker 7 (38:56):
And I'm very torn about I want to know who
put the sign up, because I do not think it
was like building management or anyone like that. I think
one person got their panties in a bunch and decided
to put the sign up. So that's interesting to me.
But also, you know, like Scotty wants to heat of
his seafood pasta minus the seafood, and it's gonna smell
a little like fish.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
He shouldn't be allowed to.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Eat that day, We yelled at you it was delicious. Well,
the whole the whole place reeked of like old fish.

Speaker 16 (39:19):
Yeah, but it doesn't anymore.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Anyway, so exactly so, so Gandhi's point was, what about
people that have fish and they want to eat lunch.
You know, why are they singled.

Speaker 8 (39:27):
Out, should they have a separate microwave?

Speaker 12 (39:29):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
So again the sign said, please do not microwave fish
in here, thank you. So I said, let's go print
up a retort. So I printed up the follower, feeling targeted,
Where shall I warm my fish?

Speaker 10 (39:43):
Well?

Speaker 9 (39:44):
I wonder what they're going to write tomorrow.

Speaker 17 (39:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I mean, what is the etiquette there? I mean, look,
no one wants to smell like the smell of nasty fish,
or no one wants to smell burnt popcorn. You know,
all those microwaveable odor things, right, But we.

Speaker 8 (39:59):
Did well, I think what could end up happening? And
this will be interesting.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
When that microwave was broken for a week, people figured
out we have a secret microwave down here, so everybody
started coming down here to heat things up. I wonder
if the people who have been banned because of the
fish are going to come down here now and use
our mind.

Speaker 9 (40:15):
No, no, no, no, no, we don't want that fishy
microwave over here.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Where are you from the bronx? Yes, but look you
know what, Let's be honest. It may smell for a minute,
the smell will dissipate, it will go away.

Speaker 11 (40:28):
I think also, though, when you put your food in
the microwave right after the fish, sometimes you feel like
your food's going to have that fishy I agree, yeah,
and I don't want that on my food.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Okay, well, maybe I don't want the smell of your
macaroni and cheese on my fish.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
You do exactly, Or you know, if there's a vegetarian
and there's a scent of beef left in the microwave,
maybe they don't want that exactly.

Speaker 8 (40:51):
It's a community microwave. I think everyone just has to
get over it.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I think you're right. Yeah, it's just weird to see.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
I didn't even know there was a microwave there. By
the way, I've only found out this more when I
still have a note.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
I'm like, what, I didn't know either until we saw
the note. The note actually made it stand up. Here's
the thing. I love passive aggressive memos that are taped
up in kitchens at office office places, whatever office buildings, whatever.
So feel free to text us yours.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
I really just want to know who had the audacity
to put that up there, because again, you know, it
wasn't the management.

Speaker 8 (41:24):
Someone got mad.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Send us just just type it out on your phone.
We can't receive pictures on our text, so text like
just a general overlook what you've seen taped up in
your break room at work? Because people do get really
really pissed off.

Speaker 11 (41:46):
This happened on the office, remember with Pam. Oh yeah,
put that sign on the microwave. Please clean up after
you use the microwave.

Speaker 8 (41:52):
Yeah, they got mad, But mean that's that's different.

Speaker 9 (41:55):
You should clean up out.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Okay, then, Danielle, what if we have like mayonnaise residents? Exactly?
What's scary?

Speaker 17 (42:04):
You know, just what you were saying before.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
I just don't think your fish may be my Mexican
food or like what what Mexican food smells bad?

Speaker 17 (42:12):
If that smells bad to me? So you can't discriminate
against fish people, you can't.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
This is our point. It's true.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Aout.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Oh god, what did you eat? Because whatever whatever you
have in your mouth, I'm gonna put a note on
it because your breath is kicking man coffee. Oh god,
you're right.

Speaker 8 (42:30):
People bitch about Indian food all the time too, and.

Speaker 10 (42:32):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
See I love I love the smell of.

Speaker 9 (42:36):
Indian food, so me too, but not everybody does, I know.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
But it's a community microwave. So I don't know. Hey,
Nate looks bored. What's wrong?

Speaker 19 (42:46):
Nate?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
You look bored? Okay, all right, all right, come to daddy.
What do you want to talk about? What's gonna take
a break here? No, no, no, no, we're not doing
anything till you tell me what's on your mind. You've
got something going on. I can tell, I can read you. Really, Okay,
let's have a little therapy session then, shall we. Well no,
I'm just I'm just saying I detect that there's something
going on. Well, I still have my problem down below.

Speaker 8 (43:10):
Oh you do the burning your pee home?

Speaker 9 (43:13):
Did you finish your meds?

Speaker 15 (43:14):
I've got three more days. But the other problem there
is it makes me constipated. I'm onn't gone in four days.
So it's carrying the one part in front, but behind
it is backing up big time. And I'm so glad
you shared that with ten million people. Well, if this
was ways, if my intestinal track was ways, that would
be all red. It would just be all sorts of
like indications of traffic.

Speaker 8 (43:37):
Have you been taking your husk?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
I have not.

Speaker 15 (43:39):
It's well I do take a pill now, but that's
not working. I gotta take like quadruple the amount, so it.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Stings when you pee and you can't poop.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I think now we know why you're miserable.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
You pretty much spelled it up for it. Yeah, actually
it's been longer than four days.

Speaker 9 (43:55):
Why are you going back to the doctor.

Speaker 15 (43:56):
I'm supposed to go next week. Then he's gonna split
the camera up my whole man.

Speaker 8 (44:00):
Oh yeah, you're gonna p hole.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
The p hole. Can we watch?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Hey, I'll get you the video. He seems like a
cool doctor. I think he probably entertained a studio.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
AI.

Speaker 9 (44:11):
I'm gonna go ahead and say, there's probably some laws.

Speaker 15 (44:13):
That we cannot you in there.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Danielle.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
There was a movie out when I was a kid,
and it was like it was a lolo budget film.
I forgot what it was called. But they actually would
shrink people and then shoot them into the bodies of
other people and then they could like they had to
like navigate through the human body.

Speaker 15 (44:35):
Hey, if you can go in there and fix something,
I'll let you in there. Elvis, would you go inside me?
This is a very intimate conversation. Anyway, enough of that,
should we get into the three things we need to know?
From Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I mean, on top of all the other things, you
need to know several things. Number one, Number one, it peas.
It stings when he peas. Number two, he can't pooh.
Those are two things.

Speaker 8 (44:57):
He's really really tied up down there.

Speaker 10 (44:58):
I know.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Do you have three things that I do? All right?
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (45:01):
All right?

Speaker 7 (45:01):
A nineteen year old suspect is in custody after a
house party shooting in Mississippi that left two people dead
and four others wounded.

Speaker 8 (45:08):
Early Sunday morning.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
Police responded to the scene in Bay Saint Louis, roughly
sixty miles northeast of New Orleans. Police say that the
victims who died were actually being taken to a hospital.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
They were sixteen and eighteen years old.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
A writer's strike involving nearly twenty thousand members of the
Writer's Guild of America could happen. The WGA's current contract
with the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers expires
Tuesday at twelve oh one am. The Guild represents writers
of film, TV, and streaming media. The Alliance represents the studios.
The two organizations have been in talks for several weeks

(45:42):
concerning improved compensation increases for writers amid the streaming era.
Hollywood is fearful of a strike after ninety eight percent
of WGA members voted to authorize a work stoppage if
a new deal is not reached.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
See this is why we don't have writers. Yes, the
Buyer Show just crawls at a snail's pace because there Yes,
there's no one to go on strike one person.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
We're safe over here. And finally, how old would you
want to live to be?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Anyone depends on my health about a year ago? Why
what's going on?

Speaker 7 (46:18):
Well, researchers that U see San Diego might have figured
out how to extend our lifespan by over eighty percent.
But before you get super hyped about this, they haven't
tried it on people. They have tried it on yeast
and it worked. Here's how it works. Apparently we age
because our cells start to break down. A new study
found that it happens for two reasons. The mitochandria gets
weaker and DNA becomes less stable. That's true for yeast

(46:40):
cells as well. They basically rewired and tricked the cells,
so those two things wouldn't happen at the same time. Instead,
they alternate. They found that when each one got to
take little breaks, it slowed down the aging process in general.

Speaker 8 (46:53):
So the result yeast cells lived eighty two percent longer.
They say it's just proof of concept for right now,
but they think the same type of gene therapy will
work on human cells and humans could live to be
one hundred and eighty if this works.

Speaker 9 (47:06):
I don't know if that's a great idea talking about overpopulation.

Speaker 8 (47:09):
I know there's not enough water. Yeah, those are your
three things.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Such a downer say we could extend the lives of people.

Speaker 8 (47:18):
Oh you know, we're gonna planet to destroy because this
one's like at its mate is ghetto.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I thought that was an exciting story to you, Like,
what is exciting? We could, oh, dude, hold hoard all of.

Speaker 8 (47:30):
Your water and then it'll be great.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Your phone tap up next Elvis Duran in the Morning
Show Elvis durand Phone tab Scary Scary Jo Scavy. Angela
emailed us about phone tapping her man Jamal. So, Jamal's
been having issues with this maintenance guy who works at
Angela's office because he's been hitting on her. Oh so
Angela knows this. This is a sore point for Jamal,

(47:55):
So that's why she wanted me to pretend that I
was him. She calls Jamal to check on him during
the day, see what happens.

Speaker 13 (48:03):
Hello, Hey, how you doing.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
I'm gonna launch back right real quick. How is everything going?

Speaker 21 (48:09):
Was telling me about the booming at work, you know,
to the water is a plant?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Yeah, a prisy bust. He's still bout you.

Speaker 21 (48:18):
Yeah, he's just left the room to see if they
go put some more water in the can or something,
he said. But he was like, I'm coming back, and
you know, so what's up with you're and your man?
I'm like, dude, I'm trying to sell you. I don't
want to bother.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
I'm gonna have to come down there and punch. I'm
going to I'm not.

Speaker 21 (48:33):
Having me to come to get in trouble. I'm just saying,
you know, I just like I said, I've.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Seen the dark. Well maybe this is this is this
is the fifth time this week. You're telling me that
this guy keep coming on to you.

Speaker 21 (48:46):
Wait a minute, he's coming.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Put them on the phone. Put them on the phone.

Speaker 17 (48:53):
Flower, you're a delegate. As the flowers water.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
A time.

Speaker 21 (49:00):
I'm swear I told you, I'm on the follow Richard
borderline answer.

Speaker 20 (49:04):
Aren't you about what needs watering?

Speaker 12 (49:06):
Here?

Speaker 5 (49:07):
To keep mable of? What does he look like? Because
I'm coming on there. I'm gonna wait outside the job,
trying away.

Speaker 13 (49:13):
From my I'm not I'm gonna water the daisies.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Were nobody's in the office. There's nobody else seeing this.
This is ridiculous. Car the supervisor until the two brothers
to get this crazy already on probation.

Speaker 21 (49:24):
I don't want to get the manifire.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
I wanted to see him go walk and jail, but
I want to busses as real quick. Put him on
the phone, coming here for second?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
What is it?

Speaker 17 (49:31):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Who's this guy?

Speaker 12 (49:33):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Listen, this is a future husband, and I'm letting you
know you're dead.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
You?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
I'm here to water the plants.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
You're here to water the plants.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
Man, I'm kill you.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
You think you're slick? Where could I see you?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
We have plants, we have hydraeneas.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Listen looking the plants the job. No, I'm gonna call listen,
I'm gonna have vertis on it to your superbas and
speak to your superas. But this priticulous situation and let
the super b to find somebody else who wroted grant.
I want to come on to us.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (50:04):
I'm doing my job and I'm going to do a
nose job by you with my fist. We just with
I listened, Hey, stop messing with my omar resident.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Hold on a second. What are you talking about here?

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Till I come down. I'm almost saying them so you
don't want that's been that's been messing with my own. Hey,
I don't want to hear nothing from you right now.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
You just wanted to be sure that she really was.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
I don't tell me nothing. I don't want to hear nothing.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
You can't blame a guy.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
For trying when she told me she had a boyfriend.
You continue to miss mess and asking a stupid question too,
with some out of a woman in the office. That's
that would put up with your foolishnith Leave our own.
She has them on already. Listen, let's hang the mondman
come outside right now?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Why do you want me to come outside?

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Because I want to beat everything. All your want to
be swallowing your eye is gonna be spoiling all right there, jerk,
you don't be secure securities.

Speaker 20 (50:50):
In the building.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Because how comedy. I've brought the right in one day.
You're bike. Who's what's so funny?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
My name is Scary Jones melbos Right in the Morning Show,
you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
That's not right, that's not right.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Phone tab.

Speaker 10 (51:10):
You have an idea for a phone tab.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Go to ellisdoring dot com. Click on the phone tab tab.
Tell us what you want to do.

Speaker 22 (51:16):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all the participates.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Dan phone tably on in the Morning Show. Excellent, Thank you, Scott.
Hey Danielle. As you get into your daniel Report, it
is May.

Speaker 16 (51:30):
May.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
First things to look forward to this month? Are you ready?

Speaker 17 (51:33):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Well, you know the coronation of King Charles. Yes, that's Saturday.
You know he's been king since Queen Elizabeth passed away.
But this is the official crowning ceremony. If you're wondering
what it's about. The month of May. NBA NHL playoffs
happening all month. Kentucky Derby is Saturday. Are you gonna
wear your hat?

Speaker 9 (51:52):
I want to go so bad. That's on my bucket list.
That's where it happened.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
I've never been either. I'd love to go. The PGA
Championship starts May eighteenth, Roggy, it does. French O Open
starts the twenty second DY five twenty eight. Let's see.
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume three opens wide this Friday.
The tenth Fast and Furious movie hits theaters on the
nineteenth wow in. Disney's live action remake of The Little

(52:19):
Mermaid is May twenty six. Hey, did anyone go to
Disney Plus over the weekend and watch Peter Pan?

Speaker 9 (52:25):
Peter didn't Peter Pan and Wendy.

Speaker 11 (52:27):
Yes, yes, I was supposed to have a sleepover with
my nephew, but we wound up not doing it, so
I promised him I would not watch it until I
watched it with him.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
So yeah, oh, don't forget this month single to my
own and Mother's Day and Memorial Day, and of course
it made the fourth.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
And Mental Health Awareness Month and Asian Pacific American Heritage Month.
That's right, the things the better hearing in speech month.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
It's really interesting you brought that up because I wrote
that on my calendar. Look right here, first day of
Asian Pacific American Heritage Month.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
Look at that kicks off today?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
There you go now into Theaniel report. What are you
going on?

Speaker 8 (53:01):
All right?

Speaker 11 (53:01):
So online fans think in Instagram video posted last Friday
might give us a clue as to who the new
James Bond is.

Speaker 9 (53:08):
So Richard Madden.

Speaker 11 (53:09):
Look him up, Oh my gosh, and Stanley Tucci shared
a video Richard Madden is from Game of Thrones enjoying
martinis together, James Bond's favorite drink, and so they were
asking each other, how's yours?

Speaker 9 (53:23):
Oh mine is great, delicious, blah blah blah.

Speaker 11 (53:26):
So some people think it's a sign that maybe Richard
is going to be the new James Bond.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
He's a great one of hair, rich Madden, but Red
Wedding a well for him Game of Thrones.

Speaker 11 (53:38):
A lot of people don't realize that Tucci has a
tradition of drinking martinis with other celebrities.

Speaker 9 (53:43):
But who knows because this guy man, he is that.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Danielle Scottish. I think he's Oh my god, he's one
of white people.

Speaker 9 (53:52):
Look at this picture of him.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Oh yeah, God, I wish I had hair like that.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Damn it.

Speaker 11 (53:57):
All right, so this is this is crazy. So we
always hear about women who when they're trying to get
a role. Maybe they don't put out and do things
that the director wants them to do, and so unfortunately
they don't get the role, which we know is terrible. Well,
now we're hearing about a lot of guys that this
has been happening to. Matthew Lawrence said that he wants

(54:18):
lost out on a Marvel role and was dropped by
his agency when he denied a sexual offer. He said
he went to the director's hotel room, refused to undress,
then left, and his agency later dropped him.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Who does that?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Who says, why don't you come up to my room?
If you take up your clothes, I'll give you a
job this year.

Speaker 11 (54:38):
It's crazy that this used to be what they did
all the time. Obviously it's not as bad as it.

Speaker 9 (54:43):
Used to be, but it still happens. Insane, geez, it's insane.
A list of movie sequels that are actually better than
the original.

Speaker 11 (54:52):
Don't see that on the list, But let me give
you the top five. Toy Story three Terminator to Judgment Day,
I cried Terminator to a So I'm such an idiot.
Gas Guard three, Europe's Most Wanted The Dark Night number two,
that's number two and Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
came in at number one. Entertainment Weekly put together this list.
There's also a study from Spotify talking about what kind

(55:16):
of music makes you confident, like body confident, good body image,
and artists like Lizzo, Queen Taylor, Swift, Megaie, Stallion, Metallica
are all on the list.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Really yeah, I'll tell you.

Speaker 11 (55:27):
When I want to feel body confident, I put on
Jennifer Lopez. For some reason, it makes me feel like, yeah,
I got this listen.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Really yeah. If I want body confidence, I turn on
a song that makes me want to turn off the
light so I can't see myself.

Speaker 9 (55:38):
Okay, all right, so anyway, okay, so that's my favorite music.

Speaker 23 (55:43):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (55:44):
And Sharon has already scheduled some US dates for his tour.
Well now he's gonna do smaller theaters as well. I
don't know if you saw this, but he announced like
he's gonna do the met Philadelphia, He's gonna do the
Shrine Auditorium in LA. He's going to Nashville, Florida, Chicago.
It's gonna be pretty cool. You need to get to
seem in small venues and this is so sad. Jojo
seas puppy was killed in an accident on Friday mornings.

(56:06):
She only had the dog two months. She didn't exactly say,
but she did say that her heart hurts because he
was involved in an accident and now he's in puppy Heaven.
So our best going out to Jojo se Whustle's sad season.
Valley The Good Doctor. You've got the Voice. HBO White
House Plumbers. That's a limited series behind the scenes of
the Watergate scandal. Also tonight is the met Gala, so

(56:26):
they will be red carpet coverage on E and I
probably other places as well, so you may want to
check it out. And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
So excited. James Marson's on the way in. You know,
as far as the business of acting, this guy he's working,
he's always working. He's always in I'm assuming he would agree,
but he's always in my opinion of great productions. I mean,
he's in great stuff, including Jury Duty, which a lot
of us have already finished. I loved it, I really

(56:55):
loved it.

Speaker 9 (56:55):
I am halfway through, so I just I'm just don't
leave a hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Well, you know he'll be here.

Speaker 11 (57:02):
You're gonna ask him because I don't. I know, the
guy's not an actor, but I feel like he's an actor.

Speaker 7 (57:07):
I haven't heard my boyfriend laugh out loud the way
he did at a couple of parts in a really
long time, right, It's like, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
So if you're wondering, no, no, you don't ruin it.
I mean there's really nothing to ruin. I mean you
pretty much watch it. You know how it's going to
go anyway. So Ronald Gladden, the one guy out of
dozens and dozens of actors is who's not an actor
and doesn't know their actors. He does an incredible job
just being a great human being. And when when they

(57:37):
sum it all up at the end, you realize this
guy is just the world's greatest guy. And we're not
giving anything away by saying that.

Speaker 11 (57:42):
So this supposedly that this guy is, it's like he's
getting punked basically the entire time.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I would have so many trust Yeah, well, you know,
when James is here, let's let's unpack it. As they
say with air quotes, we'll unpack.

Speaker 11 (57:56):
Yeah, because I want to know how they pick this
guy and did they try it with other people for
and it didn't work.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Let's talk to the guy who's on the way in.
I wish I had answers for you. I don't know, Danielle.
I keep saying, wait till James. He has all the answers,
and he cannot use foul language on our show like
he did last time. He used the mother effort and
we had to push the dumb button on him. I'm like, James,
what are you doing anyway? I can't wait for him

(58:22):
to get here to talk about jury duty and whatever
else he's talking about. I loved him in uh many things,
there's a list, so many. How do we get so
in such high quality.

Speaker 11 (58:32):
Enchanted sonic movie he was in Uh, he was just
the notebook we can go on and he.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Was just the twins and uh in Death of the.

Speaker 9 (58:43):
Why don't we always forget that he was in?

Speaker 12 (58:45):
Hop?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
All right, we got to take a break because if
we sit here and just go down James Marsden's list
of accomplishments, we'll be here.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Ad is he here? He's yeah, he's here, he's early.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Oh well, just bring him in. Let's take a break. Okay,
we'll take a break, and we just write down those questions,
daniel because you'll forget them because you're old.

Speaker 9 (59:03):
Yeah, we'll be That's what happens.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
We'll be back after this show on demand, Miss Harder.

Speaker 18 (59:09):
Today's show We listen with Elvis Durant on demand. The
entire show uploaded every day only on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
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Speaker 2 (59:18):
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Ben's Interview Lounge. Oh thank god, we are in Kaboom,

(59:40):
We're now in the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 16 (59:43):
Wow, we made it.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Great guest this week Tomorrow, Kesha is gonna be with us.
Charlie Pooth and Ronald Gladden from jury duty will be
with us Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Did you know that?

Speaker 19 (59:53):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Well, Thursday, Chris Pratt and Kim Petris will be here. Friday,
Ed Sheeran will be here. Dan, what we I know?
But we're kicking it off with James Marsden. What a
way to kick it off.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
I know it all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
He goes uphill from here. Let's let's go ahead and
set the ground rules. Last time you were with us.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
You use the F bomb.

Speaker 23 (01:00:12):
I do believe F Yeah, I did, I did, didn't I?
But here's the boy asked me what my favorite cuss
word was, and I did. But you could have said,
you know, F It feels like that was a trap.
I really, I really hate the government watching our every move.
But here's see this button says dump Yeah. So if
you do use which you've seen Jerry duty, if you've

(01:00:33):
seen Jerry Dudy, it might mean a complete different thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
And I got a question about it. I can't recreate
that here. That was beautiful, by the way, Oh my god,
thank you the Prom's department. But if you do use
a foul word, you were responsible for hitting your own
dump buck.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
What is that to go?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Take it back? Ten seconds?

Speaker 19 (01:00:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Five seconds? Yeah, okay, all right, we can practice if
you wants.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
So we like it raw come, we're raw dogging it.
So James Marsen is here, of course, plays James Marsden
jury duty. It was what several weeks ago, who was
it said you got to see this, you have to
see this. It was me, it was you, Yes, totally
intriguing half of the room has seen the whole thing.
The other half has seen only half of Okay, that

(01:01:14):
half get out. So I mean we've described it, James,
you describe exactly what it is about, and then we'll
move from there. Okay.

Speaker 23 (01:01:24):
So it is an unscripted comedy where basically myself, I'm
playing myself actor James Marsden going to jury duty with
a with a bunch of other people who are all
improvisational actors relatively unknown. So and there's one guy who
is there in the room for three weeks who thinks
the whole thing is real and it's completely fabricated and fake.

(01:01:45):
So it's the Truman Show meets the Office style comedy
and it's amazing. And by the way, Ronald, the one
guy out of the dozens who's not an actor, he
wins some sort of award as being a great human being.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I mean, he comes across it. He was edited as
being a wonderful guy. Is he really as wonderful as
he really is?

Speaker 23 (01:02:03):
And I don't think the intention was ever for the
show to be some sort of morality test, but it
became one when so Lee Eisenberg, Jean Staminitsky, the producers
of the Office Creators of the Office, David Bernad who
created White Lotus friend of mine. They came to me
and said, hey, we don't want to do a prank show.
We want to create a hero's journey for someone. We're
going to surround this guy with a bunch of eccentric

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weirdos and sort of bizarre circumstances and see how he reacts,
and hopefully by the end he'll have his if we
get him to the finish line, he'll have his twelve
Angry Men moment where he becomes the kind.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Of leader of the group and sort of unifies us all.
And that's what happened.

Speaker 9 (01:02:38):
Two questions, One was he your first choice? Were their
first choice?

Speaker 10 (01:02:42):
And two?

Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
Did they try other people out? Like and it didn't work?

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
And so they're like, no, no, this But you know no,
I wasn't in on that whole process. But I showed up.

Speaker 23 (01:02:51):
You know, I was finishing up did a couple episodes
of Party Down, and I was The other improv actors
were already rehearsing, so I only had two or three
days of rehearsal, and it was it was very intense,
but they just said, hey, here's our guy. He's six
foot six, he's a solar panel contractor out of San Diego,
and let's go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
So I didn't know what they had planned. But Todd Shulman,
one of our.

Speaker 23 (01:03:13):
Other producers who does all of Sasha Baron Cohen stuff,
they have a team of people who are good at
finding like vetting people and interviewing and finding the right person.
They came up with Ronald Gladden, who you'll see on
what Wednesday, Yeah, he'll be here Wednesday. And they could
not have chosen a better guy. Nice guy, really pure hearted.
And the show, I mean, by the end of it

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was it does have this sort of kind undertone to
the whole thing, and I think it surprises people by
the end that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
You you actually hopefully get a little moved. I was moved.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah, No, I really was.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
I was fascinated by the whole thing. Like, at any
point during this did you guys feel badly like, oh.

Speaker 23 (01:03:51):
Well, well you I mean, if you have a heart
throughout the whole process of like three weeks is a
long time to mess with somebody's human experience, even if
by the end of it your intentions are to celebrate
this guy's humanity, you know, you're still keeping him in
the dark for a really long time. So I made
sure that by the end of it, I was like,
I'm going to race up to that, up to him,

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give him a big hug and let him know that. Yes,
a lot of these scripted beats were fake, and the
trial is fake, but the relationships and friendships that came
from the whole thing were very real.

Speaker 9 (01:04:22):
Did you go home at night and feel bad, like
you say, oh, I'm such a bad guy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Nah, I mean, listen, he's a great guy. He's not
that great. You'll see on Wednesday. It was also interesting
speaking of dumping foul words. He can say the S
word I had to sound like a kid, but he
couldn't say the work. Some things were bleeped out, some
things weren't. How can you say the duty word? Huh

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are the adults? But not to say the work? There
was a choice there.

Speaker 23 (01:04:53):
I think there's some I don't know the the the
powers that be that'd be that that that indicate that
I think you can, like, I know the difference between
in movies.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
The difference between PG. Thirteen and R is that you
can't say the F word.

Speaker 23 (01:05:08):
You can say it once, but it can't be about
the act right, right, and but the S word can
come in a few more times. So I don't I
don't know who by whose standards that is, but somebody's
setting that this world has fed up man, and here
we are just right back in the dumps.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Okay, back to Dury Duty.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
Chance that another version of this comes out, like Jury
Duty too, or a different scenario.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Sure, I mean, anything is possible if we pull this off. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know what they're planning on.

Speaker 23 (01:05:38):
But the show is just like has just gone meteoric
as far as like I've never been a part of
something that's just been shot out of a cannon as
quickly as this show. And just then day after, I
was walking down the streets in New York and every
other person was saying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
The Jury the Jury Duty.

Speaker 23 (01:05:52):
It's great, and I just I think TikTok kind of
took over. And it's so funny because the new thing
I would like to say about this is that the
response is been so unreal to this show and the
popularity so quickly. It almost feels as unreal as the
world that we created for Ronald Gladden. It feels like
we're being pranked by.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
How maybe this isn't a real radio ad that would have.

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
Been have so many trust issues after this, are you real?

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Well, look, we're not giving anything away, as you know.
I mean, there at the end of the series there
is a reveal and they tell him, you know, this
has been all a prank, and the look on his face.
I don't even know how I would react, because I
would I would want to hurt someone. I think, Yeah,
well he was great, No, he was great, very very
kind hearted, you know. And uh there were characters that

(01:06:44):
were supposed to kind of turn him off and scare
him a bit, and he put his arm around him.
This one guy makes these pants that made out of me,
like chair pants. Yes, and he's supposed to he's supposed
to be a little weirdo eccentric and and Ronald kind
of introduced him to the bugs life like they had
a couple of movies in the in the the the
little room in their sequestration room, and and he told

(01:07:07):
him this is about a guy who's trying to invent things,
and he's kind of feels like ostracized, and and he
took him out and got him like a makeover, I mean,
like the guy's a sweetheart.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
He really is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
He's the most likable guy ever. Now let's talk about
your character, James Marsden character. Sure, sure, I mean you
do you do get to play like a an egotistical narcissist.

Speaker 23 (01:07:32):
I you can say it, a self involved, entitled Hollywood
exact petulant brat.

Speaker 9 (01:07:41):
Trying to ask.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Of course, of course that's me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Uh no.

Speaker 23 (01:07:46):
It was one of the one of exciting things about
being a part of this was I got excited about
going in and doing the improv bits because Christopher Guest
and Larry David all the style of comedy has always
been something that really inspired me. So to me, for
me to go in with the office readers and get
in the room and mess around with these improv artists
were it was really fun to me, but also sort
of the idea of lampooning and sending up the Hollywood

(01:08:08):
entitled uh you know actor who thinks that there's no
conversation that's interesting other than the one that's about him
and his resume is just kind of and then watching
the guy you know, in a room full of jurors
who just couldn't give two s's right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
How was that?

Speaker 9 (01:08:24):
And You're like, I could be a distraction. The jets like, well,
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
There was so much.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
It was perfect.

Speaker 23 (01:08:33):
And even Ronald when he came in that the spoiler
for people. We've planted a woman to come up and
ask for a photo with me, and then he's like, oh, yeah,
I knew I recognize you from something. I didn't know what,
and I was somehow I bring up Sonic and he goes, way.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
You were in that movie. I heard that was not
a good movie. Yeah, and anyone watched it. That's when
Ione watched it was like, I didn't know Ben Schwartz
was in it. You didn't tell me Ben Schwartz is
in it. By the way, it's just turning us on.
James Marrison is here. We're talking about Jury Duty, which
I found on Prime's.

Speaker 23 (01:09:01):
Yeah, it's on Amazon freebe which is their new like
ad supported.

Speaker 11 (01:09:05):
It's crazy to see things with commercials. It's like old
school to some people.

Speaker 9 (01:09:08):
But new school to a lot of them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Think they do it really well. I think they do
it really well.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Bother me at all.

Speaker 23 (01:09:13):
Yeah, no, no, it's it's I think people are now
on Freevie and enjoying the show on there. Yeah, but
I think if you have prime to don't quote me
on this, I think you can see it if you
have a Prime membership too.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I have a Prime membership. I watched commercials. Now you
sound like you're bragging. You're bragging, Okay, I am, thank
you so jury duty, by the way, it moves fast.
And there's another thing I've been telling our listeners is
you really shouldn't be like I usually am. You need
to give it several several runs, several episodes, you really
do to really truly immerse into the characters. Well, you

(01:09:45):
just watch half of one episode, you're not gonna You're
not gonna get it right, right, Yeah, No, you got
to see the whole and it's an easy watch.

Speaker 23 (01:09:51):
Like you said, each episode is about twenty five I've
got a lot of people saying that we binge the
whole show in an afternoon. But but yeah, there's a
little there's little subtle jokes that you might slip by
you if you just give it one pass. So please, viewers,
listeners several several times down several streams.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Please.

Speaker 23 (01:10:08):
I loved any many times. Yeah, it's fun. I mean
I didn't know it was going to work to be honest,
it's a little bit of a social experiment. It was like, what,
I couldn't think of a show that was a comp
for it, And I guess some of the Nathan Fielders stuff,
but I don't know. I think ours stood out because
there was a sense of decency to it at the
end of it, and that we did want to take.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Care of this guy.

Speaker 23 (01:10:28):
But where as you accidental decency, accidental decency. But yeah,
but it's it doesn't take away from the fun ride
along the way. Have you ever served on a jury
I have once in LA. Did you get out of it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
No?

Speaker 23 (01:10:44):
I tried to, but as soon as I walked into
the courtroom I saw a wall full of eight by
ten headshots of other actors that have already served on
jury duty.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
There no way in hell I'm getting out of this.

Speaker 9 (01:10:54):
Yeah, there's a lot of what else is going to
be in there?

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
And actually this is not made up.

Speaker 23 (01:10:59):
Halfway through the one of the attorneys opening arguments, he
turned to me and said, oh, by the way, I
love your work in the middle of this case, and
I just kind of looked at the judge like but
he was like big old grin, like, Nope, You're staying here.
But I kind of figured, now with this show, maybe

(01:11:20):
maybe I'm exempt from now on. I don't know, No, no, no,
they're all going to request, They're gonna request. Another thing
I loved about the show was you. Of course we
recognize you, but the other actors are all actors. They
just they seem so real, even as quirky as they were.
I totally forgot they were actors. Well, the thing is right, Well,

(01:11:42):
we have to, you know, we got to keep Ronald
believing that this is actually a real experience.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Right.

Speaker 23 (01:11:46):
So the tricky dance was the comedy in the scripts. Again,
there's no scripted dialogue, but scripted beats that we had
to kind of push and moments of absurdity, but we
couldn't go too big with them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Otherwise he would sort of be like, what's going on?
This is way too much.

Speaker 23 (01:12:01):
And anytime he started to get suspicious, the director Jake
Simancy would say, okay, guys, you know when he wasn't around,
let's pull it all back.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Get ready for four or five hours of.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Boring, droning on in court.

Speaker 23 (01:12:11):
I assume that's what fed what we call the reality bank,
so that he would go, well, this can't be a
show because the most boring five hours I've ever spent.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
And then of course we just cut that out of
the final edit, and of course at the end you
do see you see a little bit of how they
put it together, and it's remarkably interesting. The whole thing
is just fascinating.

Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
How you guys didn't laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
There were so many There are moments we did.

Speaker 8 (01:12:33):
I would have broken.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
You guys did a great There there were moments we did.
But yeah, it was It was tricky.

Speaker 23 (01:12:38):
It was like what happens if we get two weeks
in we got three weeks total and someone you know,
screws it up and call somebody by their real name
instead of their character name. And Amazon has two weeks
of footage that they can't use. But it was a
high wire act and I think we were all That
was part of the excitement.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
And the good news also is you had so many people,
so if one person wakes a little mistake, do you
have teen other who can cover, you.

Speaker 23 (01:13:03):
Can kind of buffer. Its buff for it, But it
was fun. I think people are liking it too because
it's just such an original idea.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
I don't think it's really been done before, so listen
to me just joking my own feathers here. It's really great.
It's some of my best work as me. Hey, go
see it for me. So, James, let's talk about everything
else that's going on. To jury duty. By the way,
we've made it very clear you have to see jury
duty done. We made we drove it home. We couldn't

(01:13:30):
drive it any fur. You did, you did well. As
far as as working actors go, you seem to be
working NonStop. You seem to have Look, we don't understand
the world of acting and that business, but you're always
You're always there, You're always doing something. Congratulations.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
I appreciate it. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
My goal is to oversaturate myself in this market.

Speaker 23 (01:13:51):
Uh no, I just I've just always been I love
doing it, and if I find something that's interesting to me,
I go for it. And I don't really you know,
I'm okay about taking time off and spending time with
my family, reintroducing myself to my children. Remember that, remember daddy, Remember,
But I don't. Ultimately, I don't really idle well, I'm
always like the actor.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
That's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
My last job as my my last time.

Speaker 11 (01:14:12):
Do you have a favorite project that you've worked on,
over all the things you've done, like something that is
so close to your heart.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
I mean, I I don't know.

Speaker 23 (01:14:20):
I look back at the most fun things I've been
a part of, Like the Enchanted franchise was fun. Hairspray
was a fun thing to be a part of because
it felt like I was doing live theater, you know. Yeah,
you know, X Men was fun because you're playing, you know,
fulfilling a childhood fantasy of being a superhero.

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
But I don't know, I mean Twins Undead to me,
that was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Yea, yeah, that was nerve wracking but fun.

Speaker 23 (01:14:42):
Yeah. I didn't think. I didn't think that was gonna work.
I always think every job of mine's not gonna work.

Speaker 19 (01:14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:14:46):
Was that tough to do? Like, you know, keep it straight?

Speaker 21 (01:14:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (01:14:50):
Well, I when Liz Feldman, the showrunner, came to me
and said, we want you back, how about how do
you feel about playing a twin because my original character
dies in the first season And I was like, come on,
we'll what's the real idea And she said, no, twins.
She said, I know it's a bit soapy, but the
show's kind of, by nature a little soapy, and we
can kind of lean into it. But yeah, I remember
Christina Applegate was like, because we have sort of sarcastic

(01:15:11):
back and forth dynamic, and she said twins, huh and
I was like, yeah, she goes the future.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
The success of this show lies on your shoulders, my
good friend. Good luck. Wow, what a great show.

Speaker 19 (01:15:23):
Though.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Maybe this is how we get Jennifer Coolidge back. Oh yeah, twins,
twins she died.

Speaker 8 (01:15:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Oh, I just dumped laid. I just had to hit
the dumb button.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
I wish life I had a dumb buttony something really
stupid that would be great. But date the wrong person.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Dump?

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Yeah, dump, but up and coming. Uh. Michael Keaton, Marcia
gay Harden, who also was working a lot in al Pacina.

Speaker 23 (01:15:51):
Wait a second, both of them. I just did a
movie with both of them where they both played my
mother and father.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Knox goes away. Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Oh,
I thought you said they're gonna be son your show,
and I was like, that's weird.

Speaker 23 (01:16:04):
Here's another opportunity for me to talk about myself.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Another project everyone here is talking about is Jerry Seinfeld's
Unfrosted the Pop Tart story. I mean everyone who is
anyone is in this, including James Marsden, Melissa McCarthy, Hugh Grant,
Amy Schumer. I mean you played the part of Jack Lalaane,
the health nut from the nineteen sixties and seven months.

Speaker 23 (01:16:31):
Right, that's right, and then the full full of Unitard
and all right, ballet slippers. Yeah, you'll do anything to
work with Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
What's that about? I guess the history of pop tarts?
You got it? Okay, done, you guessed it.

Speaker 9 (01:16:46):
Who doesn't love a pop dart?

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
And that lips are sealed? Well, look, I want everyone,
like I said before, I demand, I command you watch
Jury Duty on Amazon free V. Just go to just
go to Prime and do a search for Jerry Duty.
You'll find it. And I just thought you were just
amazing in this incredible, incredible, incredible show.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 23 (01:17:04):
It's really nicey to say I had fun, a fun
time playing the entitled jerk version of myself. Is awesome,
he says. I don't know what that says about me,
but you did it. Enjoy it, you nailed it. Thank you,
James Marsin and everyone, We'll be back.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
I've listened to you guys literally six years old. Wow,
this is the best day of my life, Elvis Terran.

Speaker 10 (01:17:27):
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Speaker 19 (01:17:41):
Uh, Gona gona gonna It's gonna be May El The
Morning Show, Yes it is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
It's May first, Yeah gotta bye? Was that ever one
of your favorite songs from them? Froggy? It absolutely was.

Speaker 14 (01:17:56):
I always wanted how to learn that It's gonna be
May dance, and I just put Lance did it with
somebody on his story this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
I just put it on my story. I want to
learn that dance so bad, but I have no rhythm
and no chance of ever learning that. So Kenny Lee,
sound sound like them, let me hear it's gonna be
my froggy. James Marsden, what a nice guy.

Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
Such a nice, so handsome he is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
But you know what you know, if you're gonna be
you know, shallow like that and just only look at
him and not speak with him.

Speaker 8 (01:18:28):
Well, you guys all talked about how greaty was it
everything else? So I had to throw that out there too.

Speaker 9 (01:18:32):
He does have piercing blue eyes and his teeth are
perfect well, well, what.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
A specimen of manhood? He was nice. Yeah, and uh yeah,
Jury Duty? Do check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
You know what I love?

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
I love texts like this one ready James Marsden so nice.
Can't wait to watch Jury Duty.

Speaker 11 (01:18:53):
He was reading those text messages left and he's like, oh,
James Marsden is dreamy.

Speaker 9 (01:18:58):
Oh let me read more of these.

Speaker 16 (01:19:00):
Saw that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Oh yeah, we don't want his ego to get more bloated.
Enough about me? What do you think about me? Anyway?
He's a very nice guy. Jury Duty. Look at it
on Prime Prime, Amazon Prime whatever. Now I've had a
total brain for We're about to go around the room,
about to do some sound with Garrett. Oh you know

(01:19:22):
what I'm doing today, and maybe you need your help
on this. Why you look at me like that? You
looked right at me?

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
I don't know, is this no?

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
No, no, no, I'm looking at everyone. Okay, I'm recording
my first podcast interview today. I'm doing a new podcast.
I'm doing a podcast. I don't know what do we
what do you do?

Speaker 10 (01:19:41):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
What do you do? I did you do?

Speaker 8 (01:19:43):
What you do here, but you can curse.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Why do they just call this a podcast and call
it a day?

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
No, because we're on the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
They're scary to teach.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
Me how to do a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
So one thing you should do is you slow will
you slow down and everything? Their time means nothing. You
talk at slower at half the pace, and the time
means nothing. Already, it's okay to take longer to get
to your point. You're not on a time or a schedule,
and you you relax more. That's that's what I was taught.
Oh someone taught you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Yes, well for.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Brooklyn Boys, we talk about an hour at this for
the same thing, the same topic. But is it interesting?
I mean twenty thousand people think so okay, So no, no, no,
I'm just asking you what you think. Yeah, it's interesting.
I'm used to the pace of broadcast radio, where we're fast, fast, quick,
make your point and move. In a podcast format, you

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slow it down because it's longer and.

Speaker 8 (01:20:38):
People are just tuning the opposite.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
I don't want to do that. Yeah, I've heard that
you need to be just as moving and there needs
to be movement, just like regular.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
What we do.

Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
Right, Yeah, I actually talk to one of our podcasting people,
and they said the sweet spot is thirty to forty
five minutes. You don't want to go too much longer
than that because you won't keep people's attention.

Speaker 8 (01:20:57):
So you do want to keep moving at the at
a pace. That's what I heard. I don't know if
it's true.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Back in the old days of podcasting, they said fifteen
minutes was the max. That's why we do the fifteen
minute morning show podcast. You still call it that. Yeah,
all right, Scary says I need to slow down and
make it uninteresting.

Speaker 17 (01:21:13):
They say longer is better, if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Hey, yes they do, scary, Yes they do.

Speaker 15 (01:21:19):
You know, I say, do your thing, because you know what,
I listened to a lot of podcasts that kind of
just ramble and don't go anywhere. You're always focused on point.
You have intent with everything you say. Some of these
podcasts not name and names, They just ramble. Why is
everyone looking and scary?

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
So today's podcast.

Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
One, Are you excited?

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:21:43):
Are you nervous?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
I'm not nervous.

Speaker 8 (01:21:45):
He's not excited.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
I'm not nervous. But I'm just like, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
Yes, producer say, can you tell us who you're interviewing?

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Who Kesha?

Speaker 8 (01:21:52):
Yeah, that's a great person to kick it all.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
She's great. Yeah, I mean Kesh is one of those
people you can just like to say go and she'll go,
which I mean, she always has something interesting to say
and we love her.

Speaker 9 (01:22:03):
Do you have a name for this, said podcast?

Speaker 21 (01:22:05):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:22:07):
Are you going to release it without a name?

Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:22:08):
I guess the podcast with no name?

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Yes, I'm sure there already is one called that.

Speaker 8 (01:22:12):
Yeah, probably this podcast called everything.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Yeah, scary says he wrote a note on your podcast.
It gives you an opportunity to go deeper. Maybe I
should call it go deeper.

Speaker 8 (01:22:22):
Oh yes, Oh you should call it longer and deeper.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Longer and deeper.

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
Gosh, I'm expecting other things from that podcast. There you
go with me too, longer and deeper with ed with.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
That's that really kind of goes against you. For instance,
this conversation we're having now, I know, as far as
an entertaining conversation for people driving work, I don't find
it all that entertaining. Is this what a podcast should
sound like? Like this, like something that kind of goes
on and on, but really doesn't get anywhere. No, if
you're entertaining, people find that entertaining. But I don't find

(01:22:56):
this entertaining.

Speaker 15 (01:22:57):
What we would find this entertaining if I were listening
to this, Absolutely, I don't find this entertaining at all.

Speaker 19 (01:23:03):
What do you find entertaining about something that moves forward? Okay,
something that has momentum, something that is Yeah, but sometimes
life is making a decision, and this is the process
of deciding.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Can I just tell them I don't want to do
a podcast. They're kind of making me do this.

Speaker 15 (01:23:19):
It's your name on the signe.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Why not? But the company could fire me? What's that
Garrett Elvis? She just came up with the name? What Elvis?
I don't want to do a podcast. I don't want
to do a podcast.

Speaker 9 (01:23:29):
Well, that's a great name. I don't want to do
a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Who how do you get guests? Hey, yeah, I'm calling
on behalf of Elvis doesn't want to do a podcast.
Would you like to be his next guest?

Speaker 8 (01:23:40):
Against my will?

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
You have my husband on as a guest. That would
just work perfectly against Sam's will.

Speaker 10 (01:23:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Let me ask you, Scotty, Scottie, you and H and
Andrew have that a huge, hugely successful serial killers podcast. Yes,
I mean, what how do you keep it going? You
have a formula, and I think that's why it's doing well.

Speaker 16 (01:24:07):
Well. Just a slight bit of bickering is good.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
People like that.

Speaker 16 (01:24:10):
And we keep it to about fifteen to twenty minutes
so we have people's attention before they just want to
tune out.

Speaker 8 (01:24:15):
Okay, but who's going to bicker with if it's his podcast?

Speaker 16 (01:24:18):
Whoever, whoever he's on with, I'm gonna fight with, Yes,
be that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
I'm not gonna fight with my guests. A fight with Kesh, say,
I should like get really stone before I do it,
And so I said, we should call it raw dogging
with Elvis.

Speaker 9 (01:24:35):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
I this is delicious?

Speaker 16 (01:24:42):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
That's your banana oats smoothie?

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
It's good?

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Did I word of this? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
God, what a genius.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
I am.

Speaker 17 (01:24:49):
Working for the podcast right there to see you took
the time out. You took a sip.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Oh my god, your breath is so bad, scary. Who
is it doing? Day drinking? Is it Seth Myers? That
doesn't Yes, that's a great bit. I would call it
day drinking with Elvis, so I could actually just do
what I do every day anyway writing You can hear
him writing.

Speaker 15 (01:25:10):
One of the things that we were going to do
before you went on the podcast, tangent.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Okay, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
We have sound, we have around the room. We'll do
We'll go around the room and then sound with Garret.
Garrett has some great stuff today. So hang on and
make sure you listen in for Raw Dogging with Elvis.
I mean, wherever you get your podcasts, we'll start with
Let's start with you, Froggy, Froggy, are you listening to
Raw Dogging.

Speaker 14 (01:25:37):
With Elvis for every single episode? All right, all right,
what's going on? You know, Lisa just sent me a
picture of our dog Rocky. She took him to the
Starbucks this morning to go get something and he got
a little pup cup and just the look on his face.
He is having the greatest time ever. Do whatever you
can to make your dog happy while they're here. I

(01:25:58):
saw the post by the way, they're not here forever,
they're not here long enough. But while they are here,
just do something that makes them happy, because it will
in turn make you happy. And so do whatever you
can to please your pet. When did she post that,
Like a couple of days ago, right, a couple of
days ago. Yeah, that was the walk. She asked if
you wanted to go on a walk? Which really is
his favorite something so simple as a walk. It's his

(01:26:20):
favorite thing in the whole world. He waits the entire day.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
For his walk. You know what, some people don't like
taking their dogs for walks because they stop and sniff everything.
The thing is is the more things they sniff, the
smarter they get. Yep, and and it's more information. It's
like us going online and reading stories and things. That's
the same. They're reading online online posts by sniffing thing.

Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
They're having a good time.

Speaker 13 (01:26:42):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
And next time your dog one of them sniffs the
other dog's dinger. They're doing that for a reason. It's
not it's not trying to like, you know, some littlest
then I'm glad. I'm glad people don't do that when
you meet them. I kind of wish we could, I know,
I know, Hey, what's up, Danielle.

Speaker 11 (01:27:00):
So I'm sure by now you've seen my announcement on
my Instagram, but I want to officially congratulate my son
Spencer for picking a college one, but for just I mean,
this is his dream to play soccer in the UK.
He's been accepted into this amazing academy. He's going to
be attending Leeds Beckett University where he will be studying

(01:27:21):
sports management all kinds of other things. And I know
it's going to be so hard the next four months,
and you all have to deal with me with my
emotional roller coaster.

Speaker 9 (01:27:30):
But Spenny, we are so proud of you. You're such
a wonderful kid and you are going to do great things.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Not going to cry now, I see it.

Speaker 9 (01:27:40):
I love you, that's all. Daddy, Ry Preston, we love you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Don't don't get mad at me for taking your moment
away from you. But I'm gonna take your moment away
from you. The reason your kid is so cool is
because you and Sheldon are the world best parents. Thank you.
That's that's why your kid is so stellar and everything
he does, both of them are thank you. Congratulations, Thank you.
You're going to be a messy producer, sad, what's up.

Speaker 16 (01:28:06):
With you today?

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
I'm going to change my around the room so that
I could double down on froggies because I saw the
best slash worst post I've ever seen this weekend. It
was a real and the guy said, next time you're
frustrated at your pet for whatever reason, I want you
to close your eyes. Imagine you are eighty five years
old and this is the moment you are brought back to.
It is the only moment you will ever have again

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with your pets.

Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
And I'm like, you know what, Holy crap. That is
such a true feeling. As someone who lost a dog
once in their life. Anytime you are frustrated, just go
forward in time and then come right back in time,
because you would give anything to be frustrated at your
dog for one more moment. Let them sniff, go, get
them the pop cup, take them for a walk. Treat
your pet like royalty because they are not around long

(01:28:50):
and not.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Why are we even here today is go home and
hang out with our pets.

Speaker 10 (01:28:53):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:28:53):
I feel terrible Right now, I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
We're being awful parents. Hey's tradingate? What's up with you? Okay?

Speaker 15 (01:28:58):
So I was teaching my nieces how to gamble for
the weekend. Why it's important you gotta know how to
do this. So we were playing five card draw. Guess
who got a royal flush?

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Who this guy? I cleaned him both out.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
I'm telling you, it was the most amazing thing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
How old are they?

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Nine and twelve? I got to learn now?

Speaker 15 (01:29:20):
You JUSTI it in front of them When you did,
Oh froggy. I couldn't even contain my excitement because have
you ever been dealt a royal flush?

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
It never happened. Never, it never happens.

Speaker 15 (01:29:30):
I'm staring at these cards and I wanted to show
everybody because that literally never happened.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
You did you take a photo of it?

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
I didn't take a photo, but I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
I yell, like, take that little bitch when you give
it to them? Bitches were no Uncle Nate? Any congratulations?

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
I just I don't think anybody's ever gotten one of
I wish I had better luck with your urinary track.
Oh my god, Hey Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 7 (01:29:53):
I want to know from all of you, what is
the etiquette if somebody close to you buys you a
gift and you don't like it, do you tell them
you don't like or do you just move forward with
your life? Nothing happened asking for a friend, Yeah, it
happened this weekend. So I bought Brandon a sweatshirt that
I thought he was gonna love. Sam knew I thought
he was gonna love it. I don't know if you
guys noticed. I ended up wearing it to the party

(01:30:14):
on Saturday because he did not like it, and he
expressed that he did not like it, and I was like,
what the you tell people you don't like a gift?
But then I got excited because when I get to
keep it and two then okay, I learned he didn't
like this specific style, so I can move on. But
I was like, dude, people tell people that don't like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Getting If he would have said, oh, I love it
and he never ever wore it, he would be he
thinks you're gonna become suspicious totally.

Speaker 8 (01:30:36):
So you would tell someone you didn't like it, right,
I would.

Speaker 9 (01:30:38):
I don't think I would say I didn't like it.

Speaker 11 (01:30:40):
I think I would say it didn't fit right, or
another way of saying without telling you I didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:30:45):
Like I mean, that's sort of what he said. He said,
this is way too baggy for me. The arms are
too long, you know, I like really fit return tough. No,
I cannot return it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:53):
But that's okay because I love the set shirt, some
m keep it from myself.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
So I noticed you brought the sweatshirt he did wear
to his party into the room. Why do you have that?

Speaker 7 (01:31:00):
Yes, oh, because he left it at my apartment and
I have to send it back to him because he
loves his.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Sweatshow does it smell like him? It does? Does it
smell like a bit of weed? I love sniffing sweatshirts? Hey,
what's you know when you get a rare hamburger or
a rare steak and it's like, it looks like, oh
my god, that's too bloody for me. It's not blood.
There's zero blood in that. The blood is removed beforehand.
That is myoglobin, which is basically it carries in stores

(01:31:26):
oxygen in muscle cells. It's seventy five percent water and
twenty five percent myoglobin. So it's not blood at all.

Speaker 17 (01:31:33):
It has nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
It looks like it, but it's not.

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
But it's still a bodily fluid kind of right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
No, it's in between the muscle cells. It's like hemoglobin.
It's not it's a fluid. It's it's structurally like. No,
it's all good. But just you're not eating blood. Okay,
Just so you know that TikTok taught me. Yes, word
fluid is really kind of a gross word. It is,
and it is a bodily thing. Okay, it comes from
the body blood. It's not blood though, is it more

(01:31:58):
like puss? Yes, so it should make it easier to eat.
Like I'll double down on your moist fluid. It is
some kind of oozing something, but it's not blood. But
the thing is if it's not blood, and I knew that,
but it is something that if you cook it more,

(01:32:19):
it will turn gray. And I'm not hungry at all.
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Get you tickets at ticketmaster dot com. What's up, Naz?

Speaker 15 (01:33:44):
You realize when we do the show live that Thursday morning,
we are mere feet from slot machines, blackjack tables, poker rooms.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
We could be playing blackchat. Well, the commercials you got
the fever man. So he was playing a poker with
his nine year old nieces and got a royal flush.
Now he thinks it's going to be that way. I
tell you what I got. I got a lucky streak
coming on.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
I feel it.

Speaker 9 (01:34:09):
No, this is how it starts.

Speaker 10 (01:34:10):
Nate's right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
You know what you can start. You can start by
taking a poop. That would be he hasn't gone to
the bathroom since Wednesday. No, I realized it's I think
you need a royal flush.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Yep, I'll just take a flush.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Okay, moving on. I felt like a bit of a
stranger in this room. A moment ago, you guys were
talking about sports.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
Oh yeah, I heard this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Here's what I hear at the corner of my ear.
And the Brons winter or now they're lost, bros. Lock,
do you understand what that means?

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
What huge? Huge froggy? Educate the man on this. It
is big.

Speaker 14 (01:34:47):
And what's weird is the Celtics loss to the Heat
and the Bruins lost to the Panthers. Both teams from
both teams from Boston lost the teams from South Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
It's very strange. So didn't they start talking about how
the Rangers in the Rangers Devils Do or Die right
here in my own backyard.

Speaker 9 (01:35:05):
Game seven and New Joisey tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
I know, I know that a lot of a lot
of celebrities went to the next game.

Speaker 17 (01:35:10):
Yep, they're lost. They lost game one yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Yeah, I know that. I just I feel to understand
when you guys start speaking this foreign language, I'm just.

Speaker 15 (01:35:20):
Not very familiar. I mean, it's one thing if it's
just like a regular see. But these are the playoffs, Okay, playoffs.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Okay, I'm just telling you I'm lost. I'm not a
sports guy, and people look at me like, how can
you not be a sports guy? You live in New
York City and you're on in Philly, Philly, big sports town.
But I mean, I know that, and I was just letting.
I'm letting you know, I feel a little left out.
Are there any conversations Gandhi that we could have that
would make you feel totally lost? You're pretty well versed.

Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
No, I don't know if it's well versed. I'm just
very interested and curious. So if I don't know what's
going on, I try to figure out what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Difference, you know me, I just don't care. Maybe I
should care.

Speaker 7 (01:35:56):
A lot of times when people start talking about you know,
like money markets and stocks and all that kind of stuff, I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:36:00):
Like, blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Right, God, what else is going on?

Speaker 4 (01:36:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
I need to get back to a movie theater. What
is playing?

Speaker 10 (01:36:11):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:36:12):
The Wendy and Peter Pan is in the movie theaters also,
isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
And on Disney Plus? I don't know, maybe not.

Speaker 8 (01:36:18):
I know the Little.

Speaker 9 (01:36:19):
Mermaid's Coming, Yes, the Little Mermaid's Coming.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
We speaking of Peter and Wendy and all that. I
went to see Peter Pan, the Show that Went Wrong
and it Goes Wrong? What's it called goes Wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
I saw it last night. Alex got Actually it was
a mattee yesterday. Alex's got tickets?

Speaker 24 (01:36:35):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
Let's go? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
I had a good time. Neil Patrick Harris was in it.
He's a limited edition Neil Patrick Harris. He's only one
more week to go, his limited edition. And it was funny.
Let me tell you something. I don't think there's many
things that excite me as much as seeing something live
on the stage.

Speaker 12 (01:36:55):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
Is it if it's music or a play or a musical,
which is both. I love that and being in an
audience and feeling the energy with the other people. If
I was in that room by myself watching it, it
wouldn't be the same. But the women behind me were
laughing at everything, even things that weren't funny that happened
to the show. I was at too, at Stranger Sings,
Stranger Things, talk about that by the way people were

(01:37:18):
asking about it.

Speaker 11 (01:37:18):
So Stranger Things is the parody of Stranger Things. If
you are a fan of Stranger Things, you will love it.
It's actually I think only until like May seventh. They
extended it two times already, so if you can see
it this week, maybe they'll extend it again, who knows.
But it's so it's very, very, very funny. And let's
just say Barb gets her day.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
Oh yeah, oh my god. Spoiler alert.

Speaker 11 (01:37:41):
Well you'll know it's not really but you'll say, but
it's really good Stranger Sings. But the people behind me
the same thing.

Speaker 9 (01:37:47):
Cracking up at everything, And I was like, oh, well
that was cute, but one wasn't as funny as you know.

Speaker 8 (01:37:52):
Maybe there are plants.

Speaker 23 (01:37:53):
Never know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
Hey, going backwards, we're talking about sports. Did someone say
the Celtics lost because people are yelling say no, no,
the Celtics won.

Speaker 8 (01:38:00):
Yeah, somebody who did say.

Speaker 14 (01:38:03):
Something he'd beat the Celtics use Milwaukee.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
My my dad, I'm sorry, my dad. Oh my god. See,
this is why I don't talk. This is why I
don't talk about sports. Now that he'd beat in Milwaukee. Okay,
my bad, people, I am mad at you.

Speaker 9 (01:38:18):
I just want the devils to tonight. That's all all right?

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Okay, so sports and stage production, you know what I'm dying.

Speaker 9 (01:38:26):
Sweeney Todd with Josh Grobin. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 11 (01:38:30):
I we passed the billboard yesterday and I was like,
I just this A couple by friends who are Broadway,
like they go all the time. They said it's the
best show they have ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Okay, I'm in call me there. We got to get
into sound with Garrett. Yes, what do you have going on?

Speaker 24 (01:38:43):
All right, let's talk about this little girl who is
contemplating a decision she has to make in life. She
loves bacon and chicken. Okay, here we go, let's find out.

Speaker 8 (01:38:52):
More unial and animals are are.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Oh god, I hate her. But then she says she
loves to eat bacon and chicken, so she doesn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
What to do.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
So she doesn't want us to eat plants because it's
nature right, but we can eat chicken and bacon.

Speaker 24 (01:39:14):
And she knows that that chicken, pigs and chicken are
live things, but she doesn't want to eat them, but
she likes to eat them. Okay, all right, now, let's
talk about this from the Battery Boys. I don't know
if how much of a fan you are, but did
you ever notice they used the same percussion and pretty
much all their big hits?

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
No, listen.

Speaker 20 (01:39:35):
Here, I go.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Okay, it is the same thing, keeps going, It's the
same track, something that works, five hits, five hits A
right there.

Speaker 24 (01:39:59):
So on Friday, the during the NBA on T n T,
you know, Charles, Barkley, Shack, they all sit down in
the studio and they talk about what's going on in
the game. So they're coming back from commercial break, Shack
farted and everybody else on set had to deal with it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Do we hear it? You don't hear it, but everybody's
reaction Okay, Lanner, Erdie Johnson, Charles and Kenny and Shaq
who is who was trying to recover.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
From I'm not going to order that lasagna anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
My boys slaves got me some bad lasagna.

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 12 (01:40:31):
You kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
I'll just let a little fire over there. My god,
that's all last thing you want to do. Did you
go to the family room? I already went.

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
I went right here, just playing America.

Speaker 8 (01:40:46):
Like ie shack.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Shack part My boy got me bad lasagna? Can you
have like shack Shark?

Speaker 4 (01:41:01):
All right? All right?

Speaker 24 (01:41:05):
Your favorite chef of all time is Julia John Have
you ever heard her remixed and auto tuned?

Speaker 5 (01:41:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
No, I don't think anyone had.

Speaker 12 (01:41:15):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Is this what they did?

Speaker 12 (01:41:16):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
Alright, I love her. Let's let's see what she sounds like?

Speaker 15 (01:41:19):
Freshness that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
I love her? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
All right?

Speaker 24 (01:41:30):
Then, finally, a heartwarming story from the NFL Draft. So
the Dallas Cowboys actually did something good for the first
time ever. H Deuce Vaughan. He is a scout and
he decided to call someone that they picked over the weekend.
It just so happened to be his son. And this
is what it sounded like.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Oh cool, Hey buddy, it's going good. This is day.
My phone wasn't working. Look at here, man, you want
to come to work with me next week?

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
Wow?

Speaker 24 (01:41:56):
How cool is that cowboys finally did something right?

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Ooh, it's fine, okay, Okay is it bad? I don't know, No,
it's good.

Speaker 4 (01:42:05):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
Thank you here American except for people like the cowboys, Yeah,
they hate you.

Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
Who whoa whoa.

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I gave you a list of things happening in a
month of May a few moments ago. One stuff going
on this month. It's gonna be a nice month. But
in that list, our friend Danielle says I left something
off the list things going on in May? Hi, Danielle, Hi, Elvis,
how are you doing very well? And thank you for asking?

(01:42:56):
So tell me what did I miss on the list?
What's happening in mec You know we listened.

Speaker 20 (01:43:01):
To you every single morning. My girls and I. We're
driving to school and you rattled all these awesome things
that are happening, and we're waiting for you to say
this one thing and you didn't say it, and we're
totally bumped.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
What did I miss?

Speaker 20 (01:43:14):
Taylor Swift is coming to town.

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
I know I'm going to the show too. I totally
forgot about it.

Speaker 11 (01:43:21):
Guys.

Speaker 20 (01:43:22):
It's like, we're so excited for it. I mean, we're
not going, but we're still excited for it. We watched
every live stream. We're excited to see what New York
City is going to do because every town has been
changing their names. Is something cool that has to do
with her?

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
So uh yeah, come on, that's right. You know we
haven't we haven't renamed our city for Taylor, but she's
going to be in New Jersey.

Speaker 20 (01:43:41):
Need to but I mean, same thing, right, yeah, well yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
Close, it's right up the street. Well, okay, you're right,
You're right. That's a big happening, Taylor Swift come into town.
I'm excited, happy. Yeah, I'm going to the Saturday show.
And no, I did not I did not pay for these.
They were a gift.

Speaker 20 (01:43:59):
I'm going to say, we can't afford.

Speaker 10 (01:44:01):
It, and.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
And you know, and you know, that's not her fault,
that's that's not her doing.

Speaker 12 (01:44:08):
Oh no, we still love her.

Speaker 20 (01:44:10):
We watch every live stream, my girls and I every night,
all of our friends. We absolutely adore her. So no,
we don't, we don't have anything against her.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
We love her.

Speaker 20 (01:44:18):
We're angry at Ticketmaster.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
I did an interview the other day about Taylor Swift,
and it was kind of funny. I found myself just
when you're being interviewed, you just kind of make stuff
up on the fly as you go. And I did, okay,
and I was kind of impressed. It used to be
Taylor Swift when she would play a concert, it was
an event, and now it seems like everything she does
is an event. That's true, everything she says it's an event.

Speaker 20 (01:44:43):
I mean, I have to tell you, she's fantastic. I
love that she's a role model for my girls because
she's just a strong, independent, positive girl and she does
everything that you don't want your kids to do. So
I'm happy that my girls have her to look up to,
and we love her music and it's something that I
can bond with my girls with and my friends and

(01:45:03):
their kids.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
It's just fantastic that I love that. I love that
for you and your and your family. And thank you
for listening, and thanks for reminding me that here, at
least in this area, May is Taylor Swift month as well.
So that's very fair. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Danielle.
You have a great day.

Speaker 14 (01:45:19):
You have a great day, you too.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to. Is anyone else going to
go see Taylor?

Speaker 12 (01:45:25):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:45:25):
I couldn't get tickets.

Speaker 17 (01:45:26):
And trying, I.

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
Couldn't get tickets either. Luckily a friend of mine's going
inviting me.

Speaker 16 (01:45:30):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
Nice, I know how did get tickets? They're very wealthy.
I don't know. I made that up. I made that up.

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
I made that up.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
Yeah, so I'm looking forward to I'm going to the
Saturday night.

Speaker 9 (01:45:44):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Yeah. Does anyone want to buy my ticket?

Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:45:51):
No, I can't afford that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
What's scary?

Speaker 17 (01:45:53):
My girlfriend hit me up for the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
She goes, are we going to go to Taylor? And
I'm like, if we can get tickets? So how much done?
And I'm going as a guest.

Speaker 9 (01:46:01):
I kid a ticket too. He's selling it's not two
tickets scared?

Speaker 17 (01:46:04):
Scary?

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
If you got a to get potatoes with? Would you go,
or would you give it to your girlfriend? Girlfriend? Baby,
what about you? Froggy? No, no, scary.

Speaker 14 (01:46:14):
I'll tell you he leaves his girlfriend behind in security
because he has the SA pre check and see who doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
I can tell you right now, he'd be like, I'll
FaceTime me from the show. Wait, hold on, you have
pre check and your girlfriend doesn't, So you go through
pre check and you make her go in the other line.

Speaker 17 (01:46:29):
Yeah. Every time she's stubborn and she refuses to get.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
Global, Well why don't you just go with her in
her line and spend more time with your girlfriend?

Speaker 17 (01:46:36):
This is a lesson to her because I've been telling
her for years.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
Oh a lesson, yes, because because I can't turning that
and I paid good money on my credit card to
get this done, and I'm trying to like, you gotta
do the same thing so we can be you can move.

Speaker 4 (01:46:51):
To the line.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Wow, this is very telling in this conversation. I just
find that very telling. If I went so, there have
been times I had pre whatever t s a pre
and Alex didn't. I would wait in line with him
because I don't want to just buy himself in line
And what else you gonna do? The plane's not gonna
leave without us. I mean, we're there.

Speaker 17 (01:47:10):
Take off your shoes and take off your hoodie and
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
And I like to just walk through security without my girlfriend. Okay,
all right, yeah, yell. Do I feel a little dirty.

Speaker 11 (01:47:20):
For we're all we were when we found this out
for the first time.

Speaker 9 (01:47:25):
We couldn't believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
If you would walk through with her, no way, way, no,
I would Scary, he would leave. You would leave your
wife in the long line, and you would go through fast.
And then what are you gonna do. You're gonna get
to this side and wait for her. So what's the difference.
I'll tell you why. Like Scary said, I don't want
to take my shoes off, have to take all my laptop,
all the electronics. I don't want to take everything out.
But Scary has he didn't do this the first time.

(01:47:49):
Scary has tried multiple times to try to get her
to do it. I think Scary one time even offered
to pay for it. Scary like, I'll pay for it,
you just go do it, And she has not done it.
So I can see now, Scary, it's like, listen, I'm
going to use it. There's been the opportunity for you
to do it. You haven't done it. I'm going to
use it.

Speaker 17 (01:48:04):
He's admittedly lazy. She doesn't want to go through the
process and go downline and do the submit the forms.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
Oh okay, I'm like, you know what.

Speaker 17 (01:48:10):
That's on you now.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
But what you said. The thing that kind of bothered
me was you said, and I quote, I want to
teach her a lesson. Yeah, for some reason, Hey man,
it's your relationship. I'm not I'm just saying that's that
that I don't know. Maybe you want to I vomited
in my mouth a little bit.

Speaker 17 (01:48:27):
About a long story relationship. That is the one point
of contention.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Well that you that you're aware of.

Speaker 17 (01:48:33):
You know that I'm a doll to her. You know
that I'm a good guy.

Speaker 6 (01:48:36):
You know all of this.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
Okay, all right, thank you thinking. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I bro, you know what. I was reading
something and I don't know how I feel about it. Look,
you know, we've met a lot of celebrities to what
we do. The internet can be so toxic. Oh yeah,
and if you're a celebrity, you might get called out

(01:49:00):
by people who think you look like you.

Speaker 8 (01:49:02):
Smell haven't we had this conversation too, I've.

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
Have this conversation. Has happened in this room a lot.
I have always defended people when you say they look
like they smell. But I'm not just you everyone in
the UH years ago. I think it was a National inquirer,
remember them. They claimed that Brad Pitt had stopped using
soap because he was worried about the toxins. Instead, he

(01:49:29):
used this homemade concoction of like lemons and water and
apple cide or vinegar or whatever. True or not, Brad
Pitt looks like he smells delicious to me, Yes, to
me too. Now, people in social media are bad mouthing
celebrities who look like they smell bad. And so here's
I found a list online. This is the list of

(01:49:50):
celebrities people like you and me. Yeah, say out loud,
they look like they smell, okay, Mickey Rourke.

Speaker 8 (01:50:00):
Trying to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
Keep in mind, hair care product can make you look
like you haven't showered in a while. You could be soapy, clean, smelling.
Then you put that goop in your hair and you
don't like you smell.

Speaker 8 (01:50:12):
But I see what they're saying post maloney. I can
see what they're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
I bet he smells great.

Speaker 9 (01:50:17):
Probably does.

Speaker 8 (01:50:18):
We'll have to sniff him next time he's here.

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
And you know what, so when we met many times,
Jared Letto, I can see that too. He doesn't smell
at all. We've like hugged him, We've hugged each other.
I've had my nose cradled in his neck. Oh wow,
didn't smell.

Speaker 7 (01:50:32):
But this is just very judgmental off of looking at
them and never interacting with them. This is what you
would think based on their appearance so far.

Speaker 2 (01:50:39):
I get it, Megan Fox, I don't get that one.

Speaker 8 (01:50:42):
No way, no way.

Speaker 12 (01:50:44):
Nah oh.

Speaker 8 (01:50:45):
Nate says, yes, Lindsay Lohan, Yes, what makes you cigarettes?

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
Johnny Depp? Yeah, guys, yeah, Okay again.

Speaker 9 (01:50:58):
He smells like Jack Captain Jack Sparrow Ocean.

Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
But we understand, we're all adults. We understand how hair
product works. Sure, it makes it look like you your
hair has a lot of oil base in it, right.

Speaker 8 (01:51:10):
People say, Jason Momoa.

Speaker 7 (01:51:12):
I can see what they're saying. But then everybody else said, no,
he smells all.

Speaker 9 (01:51:15):
I think he's I bet he does.

Speaker 2 (01:51:17):
I'd love to sniff him.

Speaker 8 (01:51:18):
Let's bring him in. Let's all sniff him.

Speaker 15 (01:51:19):
Let's make the circle a little smaller of our group here. Okay,
who do you think if you saw a picture somebody
on this boarding show, who do you think would be
the one that smelled?

Speaker 12 (01:51:28):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:51:28):
See, I know exactly who you because you do smell. No,
you do have an odor. You have an odor problem,
and you've.

Speaker 8 (01:51:36):
Noted to sometimes pitstains.

Speaker 4 (01:51:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:51:39):
Maybe, But who is the other person then? But if
you looked at a picture of them you think they
would smell? I don't know, thinking of a name.

Speaker 9 (01:51:46):
I don't know who you're thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
No, I'm not going to say anything. I don't know
who he's talking about. Josh, everybody, everybody, Josh.

Speaker 7 (01:51:56):
I would have said old school Josh before his renaissance. Yeah,
but he's had a renaissance where he's, you know, very
clean cut. He's always wearing a very medium shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:52:04):
That driver's license picture, yeah, yeah, that one for sure.
He's here. How come he's not in here to defend
himself waiting for him?

Speaker 4 (01:52:10):
Three?

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
Did he Josh come in?

Speaker 20 (01:52:13):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:52:14):
Seriously, I will say though, with Josh, he's had me
sniff him a couple of times.

Speaker 8 (01:52:18):
And once it did not go well well because he
was at the gym. He no, he's here. He was like,
smell me, does this smell weird? And I'm like, no,
you smell fine. Then he put my face in his
armpit and it was a little rough.

Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
Well we're not We're not actually just talking about whether
they smell or not. It's whether they look like they smell,
is the conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:52:34):
I wouldn't have guessed Josh, neither the old Josh, not
the new Josh.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
Yeah, so you're saying old Josh, the old Josh.

Speaker 11 (01:52:41):
I could see why people would think that he never did,
but I could see renaissance.

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
Yeah, okay, look I know it. I know it may
be an h R nightmare. Where is he? I want
him into doing what I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:52:55):
That's why he wants to smell better, Josh.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
I can't say it until he's here.

Speaker 8 (01:52:59):
Okay, So now look at him now.

Speaker 9 (01:53:02):
He looks like he smells great.

Speaker 23 (01:53:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
Are you listening to it? By the way, I'm defending
you to the end of the ends of the earth.

Speaker 22 (01:53:07):
Are you all hating on me again?

Speaker 19 (01:53:08):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:53:09):
No, no.

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
The conversation came up with about celebrities who are falsely
accused of smelling bad because of their hair product or whatever,
And I say, there's no way you can judge a
person by the way they look as to how they smell. Okay,
And then this one over here, Nate says, I bet
people think Josh may smell sometimes because of his hair,

(01:53:33):
his hair product.

Speaker 4 (01:53:34):
Picture. You see the picture of somebody and you're like, oh,
they look like they stink.

Speaker 9 (01:53:38):
Like that old picture of you, like that drivers that one.

Speaker 2 (01:53:42):
I would say, maybe, okay, all right, let me give
you like this is an HR by the way, yes,
wearing that shirt you're not allowed to come in on
anyone's appearances. Plaid you look like at a picnic table. Really,
it does have a little bit of a game you
a day at the park. Now, I've been trying to

(01:54:04):
say this for a moment. This may be an HR nightmare,
but I will tell you I've known Josh longer than
all of you guys, and I've and we've been good
friends ever since the day he stepped foot in this
radio station, which was twelve years how many years ago,
twelve or thirteen years? And I hug Josh a lot.
We hug almost every day. I have never ever smelled
anything other than well, I mean nothing. I've never smelled anything.

(01:54:27):
I've never smelled anybody oder on Josh old Josh, knew Josh.
He looks like unibomber Josh on his license, my driver's
license or not. He's always smelled good to me, no
matter what he looks like. I'm just just saying thanks.
You always smell great. Okay, I may come over and
sniff you right now.

Speaker 22 (01:54:44):
I'm wearing the odor in today. And when I do smell,
I pointed out, like I'm self conscious about it. Like
my armpits they smell here, come smell them.

Speaker 9 (01:54:51):
Well, why would you want people to come smell.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
Yeah, like, I'll get ahead of it. I'll get ahead
of the story. Does that make sense?

Speaker 9 (01:54:58):
Got you scoop your yes?

Speaker 12 (01:55:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:55:01):
It's like when you have a ZiT you know, I
know I have a ZiT here. And then they always say,
had you not pointed out, I would not have seen it.
Had you not pointed out the fact, did you have
body odor? No, one would not right right.

Speaker 7 (01:55:12):
The one day that I smelled him, I told him initially, no,
I don't smell you at all, and then he put
my face in his armpit, and then I smelled it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
I think you smell good, and I defend you each
and every time. And I defend all celebrities. If people
say you smell, they don't know unless they're in the
room with you.

Speaker 22 (01:55:26):
Right, thank you, And you should defend me about Saturday too,
all this this, uh, this conversation here earlier, I was
not allowed to be in here for some reason and
defend myself. It's kind of byes. All right, we'll get it.
We'll get into that tomorrow on tomorrow show because we
have to take a break. Okay, all right, I have
arguments tomorrow. Kesha will be on with us tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
Good morning to everyone.

Speaker 10 (01:55:47):
Now, this Duran in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:55:49):
Shoe, Kesha's here tomorrow. Until then, what are we watching?
Danielle the season.

Speaker 11 (01:55:54):
Finale of The Good Doctor, The Voice, And don't forget
tonight's the met Gallus so there's red carpet coverage.

Speaker 2 (01:55:59):
We'll see them until then, Say peace out, everybody, everybody,

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