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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Portions of this program. We're pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (00:07):
Friday? Ye, ladies and gentlemen, the weekend?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Just what.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Dan lately?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
It's Friday for dancing bit.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
In the morning show.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Yeah, finally the weekend.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Hello weekend? Hello, mister weekend. How's it hanging? Well, I'll
tell you what it is? Friday? May second, yep, get
used to the word may may, it's still may. Are
we done with that song?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Now? Can we move on?

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Please?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yes, jump, we can move on. No, we're done with it.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
We're out of it.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Let's get into it. Good morning, Scattery, good morning, Good
morning there, Froggy, Good morning, Hi Gandhi. Hello, Hello Danielle.
And there's producer Sam over there, high producer Sam morning,
Good morning Scotty B and master control. All right, good morning, diamonds.
Here everyone's running around. Garrett's here. Hey, I don't know.

(01:12):
It's the weekend. I need a weekend. The kind of
song something weekendish, a week a weekender? Oh that one?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:21):
All right, I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I mean I really do you know what? Maybe that's
the best advice we could ever get.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Just don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Is just a new book coming out? Theory is that
the new book coming up from mel Robins.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
Yeah, that's our next one, yep, car.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
The big one now is let them. The next one
is don't care. They're almost the same thing. Hey, well,
welcome to the day.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Let's go to light eight.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
It's Joe down to Fort Myers listening to us on Well,
I don't know, how are you listening to us? They
took us off in Fort Myers? Joe, how did you
find us?

Speaker 8 (01:55):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:56):
Good morning everybody, ebody.

Speaker 8 (02:00):
Is Happy Friday to everybody.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
So how did you find us?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
iHeartRadio app Oh of course, Why didn't I think of that?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Of course?

Speaker 8 (02:11):
Yeah, you know, come up listening people in the morning
with mister Leonard and.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Wow, okay, okay, well listen. Well you know that's way
back in the day. Let's let that. Let's by gone.
Let bygones be got bygones. I mean, come on, no,
but that was back in the day. We were all
here with you too, Joe listening. So now you're listening
to us. You got a beautiful day in in the
Fort Myers shape. And what do you think the weather's
going to be like? What's going to be like for you?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Well?

Speaker 8 (02:38):
They're sally in sun scattered showers, but let's have Florida's
weather is bipolar. Is anything you can rain one minute
and it'll forget it rained ten minutes later.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah right, yeah, well I know.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
But you know when wintertime rolls in your old home
up here in the Northeast and it's snowing and blizzarding
and you're in Fort Myers, you've got the last So there, eh,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (03:03):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
So what's your weekend all about?

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Joe?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Tell us what you're doing.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
Oh, I've got to pick up I picked up a
shift for tomorrow for a couple of hours.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Right do you do?

Speaker 8 (03:15):
Oh? I I'm in customer service. I work with an
amazing company that has taken over the south West a
second authoritical coastal waste.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh wow, wow.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
You know we could use some customer service advice around here,
because well we have no customer service exactly. That's nice,
pretty much pretty much. Well, listen, Joe, I hope you
have a great day at work, a great weekend. I'm
so glad you're still listening to us after all of
these millions of years. That's kind of fun. How do
how do we take care of Joe?

Speaker 8 (03:49):
Joe?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Joe needs something cool, man, What do you got for saveryone?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yesterday?

Speaker 10 (03:54):
We have a good looking, tight fitting Elvis durand in
the Morning show hoodie.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
It's it's probably oversized and not tight.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Well from out Fronts and Hackett separate.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yeah, yeah, I know, but you know Joe, Joe's case.
In Fort Myers, they're rolling into the hottest months of
the year and in summer, and we're giving away a
hoodie here. Enjoy. You'll be the only one on the
beach in a hoodie. So that's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Good for you, Joe.

Speaker 8 (04:14):
Fine, that's fine. I will represent all of my hometown area.
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Tell ya, I love that when we miss you up here. Joe,
thank you for listening to us and you have the
best weekend ever even if you're working.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
Okay, you guys too, Thank you so much for coming
on the air every morning, five days a week.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Oh my god, we up to we're up to five
days a week. Are they paying us for that?

Speaker 11 (04:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
We gotta let's send them an invoice. Hold on, Joe, Mac.
They need to cut back and let us us off
fore day. All right, Joe, you hold on one second.
Let's get in with the day. We'll get on with
the day, or do both. Let's get in and on
with the day. Just get into the three things we
need to know from Gandhi. Then let's move what's going on?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
All right, it's happening again.

Speaker 12 (04:53):
A RD alert at Chicago O'Hare International Airport has been
issued after a passenger was diagnosed with measles and potentially
expe hundreds of travelers to the virus. The infected adult
developed a rash on April twenty fifth, leading to a
confirmed diagnosis of measles, and they're currently isolating at home.
Health officials urge anyone who may have been exposed to
monitor for symptoms, which include fever, cough, running nose, and

(05:17):
that lovely notorious rash. Lawmakers are planning to introduce legislation
that would require age verification on app stores. The App
Store Accountability Act would require app stores to verify the
ages of all users, signaling the latest congressional push to
boost online safety four children. It closely resembles a law
already pass in Utah that takes effect next week. If passed,

(05:39):
the bill would mark a major change in the steps
app stores would have to take before users can download
those apps. And finally, Elvis, you did mention. We are
already into May, and May is Mental Health Awareness Month.
Americans are being urged to pay attention to their mental
health this month. A leading doctor in the US, doctor
Genral of them york In Academy of Family Physicians, is

(06:01):
urging people to find healthy ways to cope with stress.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
We're all feeling it.

Speaker 12 (06:05):
Experts recommend having a healthy work life balance and finding
a support system to avoid social isolation.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Good exactly, And those are your three things? All right?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
And Friday, can we handle it?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, I think let's have a Friday. Come on, Hey,
I'm at Sharon.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Hey, what's up with Sweety?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
What's good?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
As Metroom?

Speaker 13 (06:26):
Elvis Auran in the.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
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Speaker 1 (06:49):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Wow, you know just the past well for the past
four days, past week, we had a crazy week. This
week we got a lot done this week. Yeah, I
mean it was. It was kind of a great week.
I mean it was jam packed, but a lot of
a lot of in my opinion, a lot of great
things happen this week. What about you, Gandhi did you
enjoy your week?

Speaker 14 (07:09):
Hell?

Speaker 12 (07:10):
Yeah, I got to see my mom, I could to
see all of you guys. But yeah, and the weather
here was amazing, which I think it makes the week
so much better.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
What about you, Danielle, how was your week?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:19):
It was great, very very busy. I had so much
on my plate this week, but I got it done
and everything worked out great, So I'm very happy.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Well so you usually when you have a my plate
is full week, you're looking forward to a weekend of
maybe doing less. So I just looked at my list
of things to do this weekend and it ain't stopping.
I need to pull over to the gas station and
refuel here. Yeah, you guys are you're still busy on weekend?
Long too?

Speaker 6 (07:47):
I would track me today, So Preston is a track,
big track me today.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
I thought you were right now me too?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Are you kidding? Make come on now? And then Sunday
I'm flying to Florida to see Froggy and Lisa, And
of course I picked the earliest flight possible, so there's
no sleeping happening.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
No, gotcha?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
What about you, Gandi? Your weekends full?

Speaker 12 (08:05):
Yeah, I'm going to do something cool with our coaster
boy Josh tonight, and I know he's excited about that.
And then tomorrow's Andrew's stupid birthday party. Is making us
dress up for that? Yeah, it's gonna be so excited.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
He's not very excited about the birthday party. Yeah, that
birthday party is the same of my existence. Well, so
why are you going then?

Speaker 12 (08:25):
Because it's Andrew and he'll bitch forever if we don't go.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
And and Andrew's her best friend, even though she won't
say this is true.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
We didn't go to dinner last night? Oh you did? Yeah, okay,
but you have a busy weekend on the way you have.
I'm scary and I have a busy weekend too. We're
going down to Florida. If we can make it, we
can get there. Well, if we can get there, you know,
if you're flying in or out of Newark Airport today
or anytime in the next well let's say two years,
you're probably f the f up because I mean it's

(08:52):
a mess. It is a total, total mess, and I
don't know, and it's a lot of people are delayed
hours and hours and hours because of a missing runway.
How do you how do you lose a runway? I mean,
where did it go? Long term construction? Long term? We
don't love that. Yeah, anyway, So yeah, the weekend continues. Yeah,

(09:12):
We're supposed to go down for uh well, Carbone Beach,
the big party on the beach tonight, then back home
tomorrow morning, and then I've got a special event at
NBC tomorrow night, and then Sunday we're taking our friend
up to lunch, and then Monday we come back to work.

Speaker 10 (09:29):
This from the guy who always says say no, ye,
so you know I said yes.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
But here's the thing. You know, if ever I guess
the reason we're bringing this up, I don't want to
give anyone out there anxiety. If ever, you look at
your calendar, do you have so much to do? Okay,
then look at the things you have to do. Are
they good things? Are they bad things? Because I'm looking forward,
even though it's gonna be a lot of hustling to
and fro, and you know, getting from point a to
point being point and see whatever. It's all good stuff.
It's all really great stuff. So if you can just

(09:54):
make if you could just make the wheels turn, it's
gonna be just great. So I'm looking forward to it.
So we've had Why you're laughing.

Speaker 12 (10:02):
No, I was just thinking you're right. It is gonna
be great. However, because of where my apartment is located,
I have to host both of the pre games for
tonight and tomorrow, I'm a little bit stressed about that.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Isn't there like an Applebee's downstairs or something? I mean,
can you just too?

Speaker 12 (10:16):
I wish I'm like conference room.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Maybe a conference room will be great?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Can you hate me in the conference room?

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Well, let's get into the horoscopes for the weekend producer, Sam,
what do you have? Who are we doing them with?

Speaker 15 (10:25):
I'm feeling scary Jones today?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Who isn't felt Skevy Jones?

Speaker 10 (10:31):
First of all, Happy birthday to my girlfriend Robin Diglio
in Brooklyn.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Happy birthday to you, and I love how you to
hesitate to remember her last day and where she lived.

Speaker 10 (10:43):
Well, I don't know if I wanted to give that out,
but I think you know why not everyone should know
I say it loud and proud.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (10:48):
And if you are having a birthday today with Robin,
you share it with Dwayne the Rock Johnson and David
Beckham and Donald Tello Versace all right, Capricorn. Every step forward,
no matter how small, we'll bring you closer to your goal.

Speaker 15 (11:02):
Your day is a tend Aquarius. Your mistakes are not failures.
They're just your greatest lessons. Your day's of seven Pisces.

Speaker 10 (11:08):
You don't need all the answers to take the first step,
take a leap, because courage is built one choice at
a time.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Your days an eight.

Speaker 15 (11:15):
Hey, Airy storms don't last forever, so hold your ground.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
The clearer skies are ahead. Your day's a six Taurus.
Don't be skeptical.

Speaker 10 (11:23):
Don't be skeptical of an unexpected gift, Just accept and
believe you deserve it.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Your day's a six Gemini.

Speaker 15 (11:28):
Becoming the person you're meant to be takes time, so
be patient and kind with yourself along the way.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Your days an eight Cancer.

Speaker 10 (11:35):
Celebrate all the small wins this weekend. When recognized together,
they feel pretty significant.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Your day's a.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Nine hey, Leo. Sometimes you outgrow people, and that's okay.
Not everyone's meant to stay with you forever. Your day's
a seven, Virgo.

Speaker 10 (11:47):
Just because the challenge beats you once doesn't mean you
can attack it from a new angle.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Your day is a five. Are you okay?

Speaker 11 (11:55):
Are no?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Really?

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Are you okay?

Speaker 14 (11:59):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Should we call the school nurse? Because if your days
of five?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
I don't want to day your days of five?

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I say your days off five?

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
With them?

Speaker 6 (12:07):
Anything under a sex no good.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
That horoscope didn't make sense to me. No, nothing he's
saying is making SI self fresh. One last day, Libra.

Speaker 15 (12:18):
The only limits that exist are the ones that you
choose to accept. Break through the constraints that others set
for you. Your day's of nine, Scorpio.

Speaker 10 (12:25):
You were born to stand out, so don't be self
conscious when people notice your uniqueness.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Your day and.

Speaker 15 (12:31):
Eight and finally, Sagittarius, your dreams don't have deadlines, so
start now and go from there.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Your day's a nine, and those are your Friday morning horoscopes.
All right, let's keep an eye Onscrry just in case. Anyway, Daniel,
your first report of the day on the way, What
do you have coming up?

Speaker 6 (12:46):
We got new ed sharing and that collectible popcorn bucket
that you can get with certain movies. Oh my gosh,
it's insane how much people want these things. And the
new one for Mission Impossible. Wait to hear about that one?

Speaker 4 (12:58):
All right, Mission Impossible, popcorn containers and edge sharing check
check check, I wave that and more on the way.

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Speaker 1 (14:44):
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Speaker 4 (14:47):
Oh what a fun day? Hey, well, welcome to the weekend.
I don't know what you're doing, but we're doing what
we're doing. And if you want to help us do
what we're doing. You can text us what is it
you want us to do? Because our brains are clogged?
Yeah yeah, yeah, a rotor ruter to come out and
cram his thing in my hole.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
And open my head.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Oh wow, hello my ear hole. That's what I'm talking about.
My brain, my brain, My brain's clogged. The other plum,
the other plummy is going great.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
What's that?

Speaker 12 (15:14):
Do you have a way that you unclog your brain
when you're feeling like this?

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Well yeah, but I can't do it while I'm doing
a show on the national radio. Hello, yes, I do
you know I can do so? Like next time we
take a break, I can open the door. I can
walk outside and just take a breath inhale. Likes hail.
You know, watch the bunny rabbits hopping by, and all
is good. Touch grass, so you know, yes, touch grass.

(15:40):
There's another thing that's at play here is my ankle?
Did we ever? We sort of talked about what happened yesterday,
especially on the podcast, but maybe give full disclosure right
here on our show. I'm all about that. Okay, So
yesterday morning, we had an interview with who do we
have an interview with Roll Model. Oh what a great interview. Yeah,

(16:02):
it was Role Model. We recorded it the day before,
and so we had thirty seven minutes to go out
into New York City and play because it was also
the phone tap, so had we had a break. So
Danielle and Gandhi and Diamond and Andrew and I anyone
else I think it was we strolled outside after I

(16:26):
took a poo. We strolled outside and we went next
door to the diner and got some food to go.
Then we walked to Central Park and we took pictures.
We were out in like rush hour New York City mornings.
I mean it was kind of great, right, How fun
was that? I love it. I wish we could do
it every morning, like a little recess.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
So here we are on Central Park South, you know,
I guess that's technically fifty eighth street, right, And we
were in the park and I looked at my phone.
I said, oh my god, we got to get back
to the studios on fifty fifth Street. Scary's waiting for us. Yeah,
And daniel was like, why don't we not go? That'd
be kind of funny, listen to me.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
And we just called and said hey, we're not coming back.
None of this is would have happened.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Well, we had to we had to go back, so okay,
so it had don't walk on the on the walk
don't walk sign and there were cars coming back. I said,
screw it, we can make it across fifty if right now,
if we ride, we ran, So we were so we ran,
and somewhere halfway across the street, something in my ankle
clicked attendon or whatever, who knows what it was. So

(17:29):
I was like, oh, So I hobbled, hobbled across the
finish line and got to the sidewalk right on Central
Park South, and I hobbled all the way back to
the station. And I'm still hobbling today. So it never unclicked.
It never unclicked. What's going to take time? I mean
I can walk on it, you know, and everyone's like, oh, well,
you need to go, you need to go to Well,
I don't have time. I got things to do. I

(17:51):
got to catch a flight. I got to catch a
flight that's delayed, to go to a party that's late.
I got things to do. And you don't believe in ice,
So there's that part too. I did. I actually iced
it last night. Wow, good because Daniel Daniel called me
every five minutes.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
Icing it yet, and I was like, how's your foot?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
What do you doing?

Speaker 6 (18:08):
And you know, it's so funny. So Nate texted. We
were talking to Nate yesterday. Nate's like, how did the
day go? And I go, oh, it was great until
Elvis sprained his ankle. He goes what, and yeah, He's like,
are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
I'm a mow.

Speaker 10 (18:21):
I should be a doctor to diagnose that ice makes
the swelling go down.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
I was taught that since I was.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
Also, if it hasn't swelled yet, it can help the
swelling not be as bad as well.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Okay, thank you, thank you all my in room doctors.
And you know what, and the swelling actually hasn't happened,
but it still hurts. But anyway, so so this is
our payback's hell. Should we have not left to go
play in the park in the middle of our of
our show? No, we should always go play. Yeah, okay, yeah,
well I need a wheelchair. Next time Grandma needs a wheelchair.

Speaker 12 (18:52):
Tania, I have some good ideas for your Miami chic today.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
You don't want to take a wheelchair or a gurney.

Speaker 12 (19:00):
A wheelchair with your face wrapped up like a face
like you just got surgery or faces or something. Talk
about Miami chic. It gets no more Miami chi can that's.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Very Miami totally Okay, Well, yeah, the invitation for the
party says Miami chic is the dress. So sheic in
Miami is just out of a face left, is what
you're saying.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
You can even have some black eyes underneath. Yeah, you've
got a nose jobs. Sometimes you guys are black underneath.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Part No one will know that I'm limping. Great, scary.
I know you're looking forward to this big party of tonight. Really,
I'm actually thank you, by the way for the invite.
I know this is your your table, and you've invited
me and my girlfriend and we're very very But my
question is this, Can you push a wheelchair on sand
How does that work?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:44):
Absolutely for you.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Okay, practice, let's get into the Danielle report. But I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm gonna make it to Miami, no matter
what hell or high water, I'm gonna make it. I
don't care about the delays at Newark, Newark, screw you
a million farts upon Newark airport today. If you're trying
to come in or leave Newark Airport today, I would

(20:08):
rethink that Brewish diarrhea on Newark.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Let's not did you do that?

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Especially if it Elvis has to fly out of there?
Let's not diarrhea anything.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, I know, yeah, I don't. I don't need.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
I don't need a wheelchair rolling through diarrhea today. Sand
is hard enough. All right, Daniel, all right, it's all you.
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Well?

Speaker 6 (20:26):
I am very excited because my favorite Ed Shearon dropped
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And here's this little piece.

Speaker 16 (20:35):
Opened up and saw a million names now one who They've.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
Gone conversations with, mother, friends, messages from all my excess.

Speaker 16 (20:52):
I kind of think that this was best left in
the past way it belongs. Sounds so good a feeling,
Oh the Wilming sadness.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Wow, isn't that amazing?

Speaker 17 (21:08):
Well?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
The album come?

Speaker 6 (21:09):
You can you know how Gandhi, if you pre order
his album right now, you can get that song and
as he's am oh, and you know what happens when
you pre order it every now and then he'll drop
something new on there. And if you've pre ordered it,
you'll get it right, okay, which is pretty cool. There's
thirteen songs on the new album, which comes out September twelfth,
and uh, yes, you know we love him so much.

(21:29):
Hopefully he'll be on with us soon. So you guys
know that these popcorn buckets are like the biggest thing, right.
So when you go to I know, I got the
popcorn bucket for Wicket because that, for me was the
cool thing. But you go to eBay and you're gonna
pay hundreds of dollars to popcorn buckets. Well, the one
for Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning has a key. You

(21:52):
cannot even open the popcorn bucket unless you open it
up with the key, So people really really want this bucket.
It's actually really cool if you look at it. If
you can get your hands on it, good luck. We'll
see if it happens.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Are these you lose your key, you don't get any popcorn,
That's what I was saying.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
And if you're in the dark movie theater, how do
you get the key in there? My name m to see.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
I don't know a lot of phone lights.

Speaker 12 (22:16):
Are these the buckets that are refillable every time you
go back?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
I think they might be, but I'm not one hundred
percent sure.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
But they do that.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
They've done the popcorn buckets at amusement parks forever. You know,
Doney has special ones Universal, so now a lot of
these places are doing it as well at the movie theaters.
So the Tony Award nominees came out yesterday and Death
Becomes Her Maybe Happy Ending and Buenavista Social Club We're
all tied for the most nominations this year with ten each.
All three are up for Best Musical, alongside Dead Outlaw

(22:43):
and Operation Mincemeat, which are all absolutely fantastic. The Tony
Awards airing Sunday, June eighth, eight pm Eastern on CBS
streaming Paramount Plus. Cynthia Arrivo from Wicked is of course
a Tony winner herself for the color Purple Color Purple,
and she is the host, so we are very excited
about that one. So do you guys remember when there

(23:03):
was a big joke saying that Nick Cannon insured his
baby making parts for like ten million dollars. Yes, okay,
so at the time it wasn't the truth, but since
then he has done that. He was talking to Tea
Time with Raven and Miranda the podcast, And yes he did,
and he said he is insured his baby making factory
for Big Books. He said it started last year when

(23:25):
he did that commercial for doctor Squash announcing he's insured
his testicles for millions and now he has I think
he said that each testicle is insured for five million
dollars or something like that. And if, oh wait, if
he happens to lose one, all the money goes to
his kids. He has twelve kids, and I think he
wants more kids. So yeah, there's that.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Okay, this is the dumbest story ever done. Do you
believe everything you read?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Really?

Speaker 6 (23:53):
He said it and he did at commercial.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Well just because he says it doesn't mean it's true. Well, okay,
come on, he ensured his squotum, Yeah, why not? I
guess I'm confused by this.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
If you have twelve kids and you want more kids,
then I mean that would be the thing to ensure.

Speaker 12 (24:08):
Would you only ensure something that you should make money
off of? Should it stop working? How can you say
that if my ball stop working, I'm losing out of money.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
But he's the same way. But according to this, if
his ball stopped working, all the money goes to his kids.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
I'll that she sounds like a lottery.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Doesn't sound like he said, it's a legitimate policy.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Okay, all right, okay, okay, you know I give in. Okay, okay.
So Lord, it's a stupid.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Oh my gosh. So Lord has an album on the
way called Virgin, and it's very interesting. She said that
at one point she was making her body smaller because
that's what she thought women were supposed to do, and
of course that's unfortunately what a lot of people think.
And now she says she eats as much as she
wants and she needs. She also refused to even put

(24:56):
this album out until she got everything squared away with
her our body and how she was feeling. So that
is on the way, and we love Lord. She's such
a sweetie. So the big movie this weekend is Thunderbolts, right,
and so I like to check in with my Marvel
people and see what's going on with that. So, first
of all, they're saying that this movie really attacks mental

(25:19):
health in a positive good way, which they're very happy about. Also,
it's like a return to the MCU movies during the
twenty ten periods that we like, so people are actually
loving this. They said, there's a truly good post credit scene,
so don't leave the theater. And Deadline reported that last
night's showings were predicted to make eleven million dollars, which

(25:42):
is higher than expected. Will no more today and then
over the weekend. Of course it's going to knock things
out of the park. And they're saying Sinners will be
out from number one. So pretty exciting. What are we watching?
We're streaming this weekend while we've got the streaming premiere
of Black Bag over on Peacock. The Kentucky Derby is
on this week again. You've got sn L Benson Boone

(26:03):
is your musical guest. I hear yeah something okay, almost
gonna move on American, I know Lost of Us, The
Walking dead End. It is the series finale of the
Righteous Gemstones this weekend, Elvis so ohat and Time one
hundred the World's most Influential People. That's on Sunday night
as well. So a lot of good stuff, and that
is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Good news, scary and when you're pushing me around a
carbone beach in Miami, a wheelchair in the sand. They
they have these special wheelchairs with these overinflated tires. But
you work on the beach, yeah, like a doom buggy.
Yeah yeah, exactly. Yeah, you'll be pushing me in one
of those. Also, they say, if the invitation to the
party tonight says the dress code is Miami Chic, then

(26:47):
I can I can take like a little like a
little little box and wrap it up in electric tape
and then wrap it on my ankle and that could
be my my special monitor bracelet, an ankle monitor. That's
Miamichic having an ankle monitor. That's a good chair that

(27:09):
I remember.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
I dated that guy whose dad had that ankle monitor.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
See how.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
He may be at the party tonight. It's Miamichic. In
a minute, I want to talk about our cell phones
are the cell phone graveyard. You may have now a
lot of times when I moved from cell phone to
a new cell phone, I will donate my cell phone,
and there's a place to do that, you know, in
my town or But I do have a few old
ones because you know, they're like relics, they're antiques, you know,

(27:36):
just like Ed Shearon did on this new song. Have
you ever thought about opening up and powering up an old,
old cell phone to see what shenanigans you were into
back in the day. Wow, I'm a little scared.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
I know, I kind of want to do it now
though a little bit.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
It's a it's a great it's a great thought. I mean,
what's on your old cell phones? I mean I was
thinking about it, and a lot of that stuff is
just in the rear view mirror, as we say, and
it's just things we did that's gone way gone in
the past. But there's some stuff on there, like some
crazy texts that may be in there.

Speaker 12 (28:07):
Yeah, I think it would make me cry.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
It would, I think so, it would make me take
a sledgehammer ound and hammer the phone rings. Why Why
would it make you cry?

Speaker 12 (28:20):
Because there are conversations with people that are no longer
here that I would just I think reading through them
would maybe, like even thinking about it makes me want
to cry. I think there are probably some highlighted moments
of not my best you know, like that I haven't
put forward my best foot in a relationship or in
a conversation that I don't think I would want to
see pictures. I already feel attacked by my iPhone memories
all the time. I'm just I would be interested in

(28:42):
seeing it because it is kind of like a diary.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
It is. We'll just talk about that in a few minutes.
I think it's interesting because I'm gonna hear I'm wanna
hear what Danielle and Froggy and Scary what you guys
have to say? And Scotty b Good god, what do
you think you can find on your phone? It's a BlackBerry?
What we all had?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Those?

Speaker 5 (28:59):
All right to take a break home on?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh there goes Elvis, Elvis Tera Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
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Speaker 1 (29:27):
Elist Ran in the Morning Show, Hey, can.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
We check out this text that just came through. I
normally don't do this without us doing some fact finding.
But the text is I'm texting in from Delaware County
and NPA, right outside of Philly. Of course, we know
where you are and we love that you listen. Please
tell me you guys have heard about the lady that
was arrested for crapping on someone's car in a road
rage incident, and it was all caught on camera. They're

(29:52):
calling it Poopgate twenty twenty five. I have so many
questions about I know, you know, I've heard about taking
a bat out of the trunk and beating someone's hood
in right, this is a whole new level for sure.

Speaker 12 (30:06):
And how as the person whose car is getting crapped on,
do you not just drive off as somebody's preparing to
do this to you?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah? You see it coming? What I know exactly?

Speaker 18 (30:17):
So?

Speaker 4 (30:18):
I know people behind the wheel are atrocious sometimes. I
agree we all get mad at the stupidity of other drivers,
I get it, But to actually confront them and then
to either get physical or you know, leave a pile
of steamy fecal matter on their hood even real? Not

(30:38):
that I mean wow, the question? Does that mean maybe
they have other things in their lives that are making
them a little intense?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, you think.

Speaker 12 (30:48):
Anyone whose method of attack is pooping on something definitely
has a lot going on up there that.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Needs to be interested. Oh wait, I've got her, I've
got her on the line. Should we talk to Dawn?

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Nineteen scary.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Oh my god, I love them of this, Dawn, Thank
god you hear. Is this really a true story?

Speaker 19 (31:04):
This is a true story, and it's all big on
our Ridley Township Facebook page. Everybody is talking about it.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
You know, all the best juicy stories. The best juicy
story has always come out of facebook pages. Yes, yeah,
talk talk about it, Dawn, talk about it. Give us
the new.

Speaker 19 (31:24):
So apparently on Tuesday there was a road rage incident
and somebody caught her. She was the vehicle in front,
and there's a lady behind her, and she stopped at
a stop sign, got out of her car, walked back
to the front of the lady's hood, crapped on it,
walked away, smiled at the person taking the picture in

(31:46):
the video of her, and then hopped in her car.
Then tried to deny it was her.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Absolutely not, Oh no, no, we saw it. Let me
ask you this, Dawn. Look, we all say road rage,
to stay away from it, just let it go, right,
But actually, do you I was thinking, wouldn't you rather
have someone pooh on your hood of your car than
beat it with a bat? Because you could just pose
that right off. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
I kind of agree with.

Speaker 19 (32:12):
I'm trying to figure out do you put a clean
in through your insurance, like, because.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
If you can just wash it off, what do.

Speaker 14 (32:19):
You claim it?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
I know, But if you're the one who's doing the pooping,
do you get more satisfaction out of pooping than beating
it with a bat? Because there is something really deeply,
deeply biting.

Speaker 19 (32:32):
I don't know if you guys looked it up, because
if you go on TikTok if you find it. She
was very proud of.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
What she did and laughing and smiling, and I think
you do get more satisfaction because you're literally taking a
poop on somebody, you know what I mean? Like you
many times, don't you know? Yeah?

Speaker 19 (32:49):
I just I just I saw that you come across
and I thought you guys would get kicked out of it.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
No, we are Gandhi, what were you saying? There's no
toilet paper involved?

Speaker 12 (32:57):
So I don't understand like the the mental health issues
that go into doing this and smiling about it and
just getting back into your car with that mud butt
like what yeah happening.

Speaker 19 (33:10):
One of her charges was disposing hazardous material on a highway.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
And depending on what you ate depends on how.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Hazard is all right. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Okay, this is where our show goes over the deepings.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
I how like the reports are they have to say
like defecation, Like they can't say like, you know, took
a poop or took one, you know that I can't
they can't say it.

Speaker 14 (33:38):
I thought you.

Speaker 19 (33:39):
Guys would enjoy the story, so I thought i'd share
and get you.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Well, that's another story. I love the fact that you
knowing us as well as you know is you thought
that we would get a kick out of this story.
What does it say about us?

Speaker 19 (33:50):
I've been listening to you guys since I was a
freshman in high school and now I'm thirty three with
two kids. So I think I have a little bit
of idea of how you guys like to listen.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Maybe we should rethink our thinking a little. Anyway, that's excellent, Dawn.
Thanks for reporting live and we appreciate it. You have
a great weekend, and whatever you hear more of these things,
you let us know you keep an eye on that
Facebook page. I will okay.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah, this road rage is a frightening thing, and you
know not to be messed with because people lose their lives.
People murder people, People get murdered. But the fact that
you poop on someone, you're talking about mental health, gandhi, Yes,
but what about hygiene health?

Speaker 20 (34:32):
You know, hello, someone's clean up needed after that, and
you can't clean on while you're doing that.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Clean up on it's on Aisle three, it's you know,
Route seventy six. Social does that though, isn't it.

Speaker 12 (34:46):
I mean it's so risky because people are crazy on
both sides. And I would fear for my life if
I saw somebody approaching my car like that.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
What if they just ran them over mid pooh? That
would be yeah, because you're in a vulnerable spot.

Speaker 20 (34:58):
Number one performance things iety they obviously do not have
that they're able to just like do it when they
need to do it. Like, there's a lot of variables
at this.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I love that we're looking at this from all angles. Yes,
And I hope she got back into the car. She
had leather seats and not cloth seats. She just hopped
out in her underwear.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Yeah that's what it looks like, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Oh, this is all just too much. You're watching the video.
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
Wait wait, did you see what TMC has a story
that says the alleged Delco pooper, that's what they call her.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
The don't don't.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Cops say she told them her poop was clean. I
didn't even have to wipe.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Yes, girl bye.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
She's smiling in her mugshot.

Speaker 12 (35:41):
Did you see her mugshot. She's got the biggest cheese smiling.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Actually, they call it a poop eating grin right there.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Oh my gosh, this is insane.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Yeah, lord, this world we live in, you know, and
let's not think this is a new thing. You know
the world has been in turmoil for years and years
and years. But we have a fifty yard line seat
at the current day's turmoil.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
So there's that.

Speaker 10 (36:08):
I've seen this done on the video that I sent
you guys.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Oh, I don't know if what videos are you looking at?

Speaker 12 (36:14):
Well, that was the worst thing I remember.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
It was the angle was from the inside of the car.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
And I'll just say that I don't want to we
don't want to see that. I'm not into that. There
are people out there that are into that. We're not.
May I go ahead and speak for all of us
a secret fetisher? No, please, if anyone does it. Scotti
B in the other room. Oh, my god, how are
we running on the clock because we have a lot

(36:38):
of stuff going on here today.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
Three things action here?

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Okay, okay, let's get into the little three things action
with Gandhi. So I guess you can eliminate that story
from your three.

Speaker 12 (36:46):
Things, so yes, I will take that out whole.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
The delco pooper update.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
What's going on? Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (36:54):
All right?

Speaker 12 (36:54):
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is launching a new air traffic
controller recruitment and retention program. The FAA will allegedly give
five thousand dollars bonuses to all academy graduates and new
hires that complete initial qualification training. Academy graduates assigned to
thirteen facilities that have faced additional hiring struggles will receive
ten thousand dollars bonuses. New incentives are being offered for

(37:18):
a limited time. However, a formal deadline has not been
set just yet.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Red alert happening.

Speaker 12 (37:24):
Now at Chicago O'Hare International Airport because that issue has
been issued after a passenger was diagnosed with measles and
potentially exposed hundreds of travelers through the virus. The infected
adult developed a rash on April twenty fifth, leading to
a confirmed diagnosis of measles of measles and they're currently
isolating at home. Health officials are urging anybody who may

(37:46):
have been exposed to monitor for symptoms, which include cough, fever.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Running nose, and the rash.

Speaker 12 (37:53):
And finally, the New York Knicks are moving on in
the NBA playoffs.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Say I need be happy about that.

Speaker 12 (38:00):
George Jalen Brunson led the way for New York with
forty points as the next beat the Detroit Pistons one
sixteen to one thirteen in Michigan on Thursday night. The
Knicks ultimately won the best of seven first round series
four games to two. New York will now face the
Celtics in the Eastern Conference semifinals. Wow, yeah, and those
are your three things?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Thank you, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
All right, I hate to say this, but we have
a free crap phone tab on the way. Wow, don't
ask what we got it? But whose day is this today?
Scotty B is up at that Scotty Scotty just borne. Yes,
let me tell you, Scotty is the ultimate hoarder at
the studio. With a free crap phone tab, you have
a lot of stuff ready to go.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
I'm just digging under my console that I never cleaned.
So there's a lot of crap under here.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Okay, so i'm watching you on the camera. I saw
you on your knees in your studio. Then I saw
a blonde head of hair off in the background. Those
that they were not intertwined. That's my girlfriend. She's here today.
Oh oh oh, okay, so you're on your oh hi,
Oh my gosh, she's so beautiful. I didn't want to
oh my gosh. There, Well, I do see, because her

(39:09):
head's under the console.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
No, no, no, I put her on that side because
I don't want her to be distracting to you guys.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
So I don't want to staring in this.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
You're distracting anyway.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Well, while you're down there doing whatever it is you
do do under a console, what do you have for
us for the free CREP phone.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
I'm still digging right now. I found this, uh, this
Ostrich egg. It's a real Ostrich egg. There's those are great.
There's nothing inside of it though it's hollowed out, so
I have to paint that very.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Those are huge.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
It's got a hurt coming out a break.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
I mean it might I found a candle that smells
like men's after shave. But it's it's I don't know,
it's from Big Moods. It's called manifest that ish, I
don't know. That doesn't sound too funny.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I keep looking, uh and we have a free crep
phone tapp all the way, So I hang.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
On Elvis Durrants after party.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Okay, Daniel, if you're gonna topics, you'd.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Ever here on the air.

Speaker 12 (40:03):
Oh God, get away from Katie.

Speaker 21 (40:05):
Listen now on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get
your podcasts.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
It is the what is it called Elvis.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Tera Rand's after party?

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Ask for it by name?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Elis still in the morning show every morning Elvis da
ran in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
We knew the song was coming, but we really didn't
understand how important this song is until today. So Ed
Sheeron just released a new song from his album That's
on the Way called what's it called? Phone the Phone
or Phone Old Phone. The concept of this song is
this as I hear it, as I heard it during

(40:41):
the trial that Ed Sheeron was per taking in right
around the corner from our studios. Right remember that day
about plagiarism. People were attacking him saying that they stole
their song and this and that, and he was on trial.
He actually was so so upset about it. He said,
if I lose this trial, I'm quitting music forever.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Remember that.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
And what we were biting our nails about is we
were supposed to have an interview with him the next day,
and so we knew if he had lost this trial,
we weren't going to see our friend.

Speaker 18 (41:12):
Ed.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
You know, he won the trial. They did not win.
He won, and thank goodness, just not only for him
but for other musicians and writers out there who are
attacked for plagiarizing other people's work and they didn't.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (41:27):
Right.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
So but anyway, during the course of putting together evidence
for this trial, they said, get all your old cell phones.
We have to look at records, we have to look
at everything in your phone memories. He had old phones,
so he started looking through his old phones. He found
this one old phone and not only did it have
information on there that could have helped him in the trial,
but also his life. You know, your life, your your timeline,

(41:50):
the things you do is all chronicled on your phone. Right. Yeah,
we're talking to this with each other. Earlier Gandhi talk
about and remind everyone what you said about your old
phones I have.

Speaker 12 (42:00):
I think it would make me cry because of the
people who we don't have anymore, the conversations that we
had to them, the last things we said to them,
or people who are still around and maybe you just
don't have a relationship with them anymore. Maybe you were
the person who wasn't at your best in some of
these text messages or whatever the conversation was pictures. I mean, essentially,
your phone is a diary, whether you want.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
It to be or not. It's a time capsule as well. Right, Yeah,
it can take you back in time. I'm you know what,
the words we're using now aren't going to be valuable
at all for you unless you actually go do it.

Speaker 22 (42:36):
If you.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
That's your new phone, that's your new phone.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
The past is calling me. So going back in time
on your own phone will probably bring up some emotions
that you totally forgot you had, you know, what about you, Danielle?

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Yeah, I mean I have my dad's you know, all
stuff from my dad. I mean I have it on
this phone too, but I have conversations with him and
he's no longer here, and people I don't talk to anymore,
and pictures of the kids when they were like, you know,
first born and tiny, and stuff that I probably just
don't have in this phone. I mean, we'll bring back
so many memories and so many things that I'm sure
I had some nasty texts that I said not such

(43:17):
nice things. Yeah, but Ed was actually saying he wrote
the song while in India finishing his album. Came by accident.
He was jetlagged, woke up at two am. Everybody else
was asleep, so I thought I might as well write
a song, and this was the first idea in my notes.
And then there's actually a picture of him in India
sitting on the beach singing the song the first time
he sang it.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah, so very very emotional. Emotional treasures can be unpacked
and dug up. Some things you don't want to feel,
and some things make you happy. Whatever. Let's see what
Ed says, because I haven't heard this song in its entirety,
so we're all gonna hear it together. Yeah, I'm excited.

(43:57):
Let's do it right now. This is old phone Ed
shar phone today.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Wow o good.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah, that is awesome.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
He really is.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
I mean, what an incredible, incredible song. It's so real,
you know, and so many people are texting and I
don't know if you're reading the text, but people are
very very very very touched by those lyrics in that
song from Edge sheeron old Phone. When does the entire
album come out?

Speaker 6 (44:25):
But like I said, you can pre order it now,
and there's two songs as He's Am and that one,
and sometimes he will drop something and if you pre
order it, you'll get it first.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
So listen to these texts. My heart is bleeding listening
to this song. Another one was not ready to be
crying at seven thirty on a Friday to an Edge
sheeran song next to text, I didn't need to sob
at seven thirty am. Thank you very much, Ed, thanks
for the thanks for the cry. A lot of people
are crying, tears are flowing, and you know what, so

(44:56):
even without a phone to use to travel back in time,
these memories are in your head and sometimes you're gonna
have to dig defind them. And even though they bring
up emotions that make you cry and make you sad,
don't you feel still it's important to feel these things again.

Speaker 8 (45:12):
M hmm.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Absolutely.

Speaker 12 (45:15):
While that song was on I actually went back to
a conversation on my phone to see if it was
still here, because you know, your iPhone will transfer things.
And I looked at the last conversation I had with
someone that actually made me want to cry so bad.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
No, not a good way.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
No, not a good way. I look back at my
conversations with my dad, and I noticed that he commented
on a lot of things we would talk about on
the show, and he would ask questions about things we said,
and I would, like, you had to see me trying
to be like, yeah, we'll talk about that later. Dad, Like,
I don't want to explain.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
What he was hearing, texting you tap dancing to your
dad exactly.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
I know.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Look, I do have some phones upstairs. I would love
to plug them in. I just can't find the power
chords that fit the holes. I'm gonna get on that,
all right. We do have a free crap phone to on.

Speaker 21 (46:00):
The way waking up in the morning, Elvis Duran in
the Morning show, the free crap phone tap.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Okay, so you know we've been doing the free crap
phone tap all week because well we don't have any cash.
It's not a free money phone tap. So hey, thanks
for like, you know, working with us on this, I know,
I know you have to like go deep and go
low when we go deep and low. So but some
of the stuff we've given away this week is not crap.
It's been good stuff.

Speaker 12 (46:32):
Yeah, it's been I mean fabulous vines.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah, fabulous, thank you, Thank you to Sheldon with fabulous
vines reference. Yeah, so today Scottie B who is the
biggest hoarder on the show, Yes, he hoards his girlfriend
down below then dashed underneath.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
We're not giving her away.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
But you have a lot of stuff that you were
giving away on this free crap phone tap, what do
you have coming up?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
This showcase is filled with fabulous old clothing, So I'm.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Gonna give you hold on.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
No, is it clean?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (47:03):
No, it's a it's all No, it's new.

Speaker 12 (47:05):
Old stuff, the free crap, not the fact that.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Sitting around and this is fabulous what we call it vintage? Yeah,
this is vantage. Look at this my that nineties show
denim jacket from the ninety show that was canceled.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, but it's okay, it's nice.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
It's nice. It's a nice joke.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
That thing that says that ninety show that was a
kid in.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
The nineties, like me.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Kid in the nineties. Okay, okay, okay, keep going.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
I found I found some some old Elvis Durand in
the morning show scrubs. They are mismatched though. It's a
small top at an extra large bottom. So if you've
got a big old bottom, it'll be perfect.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Okay. So if you got a big old Bananka dunk,
this could be for you.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
And then I found this shirt in the closet. This
is that that Penis waffle place that remember they brought
us Penis waffles. Yeah, yeah, it's It was called sugar
Wood sugar wo.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
We love them sugar.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
And I found this promotional Reese's Puffs sweatshirt that they
sent us when the sent us The's Puffsy that all right?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Now, do you have something other than clothing? Is this
all clothing?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
No?

Speaker 5 (48:09):
I also found an Elvis Durand book on CD. Wow,
it's on CD. You can wear that with your nineties
jacket in your nineties car My, My audible book is
on CD.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Read by the author. It's on CD.

Speaker 11 (48:23):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Who is this?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Who is a Wow?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
It was available on CD either. I didn't even know
they still had CD players.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Well, it's a it's a five CD six CD set.
What I don't know?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
You know, I'm gonna be honest and we could take
a vote on this if you want. I think your
free crap phone tap giveaway box is I mean? Yes?

Speaker 11 (48:42):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Because if I would have known today was my day,
I would have gone up in the attic and you
would have had some really good stuff. No idea it
was my day?

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I had no idea. Yes you did.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
We talked about it. Okay, okay, it doesn't matter. Is
there something we can put in his box to sweeten
it up a little?

Speaker 14 (48:56):
Yit?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
How about?

Speaker 5 (48:56):
How about a box of late text gloves from Covid Era.
There's one hundred.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
They're good?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
You can cook with them. We're giving me Covid gloves.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Well, yeah, you can touch chicken with them.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
A candle or a piece of Arre's candle.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
I got a candle.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
What about cereal that you have a box of Cereals?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
You want brand new limited edition cereal?

Speaker 4 (49:13):
It's not ok and we gotta hurry. This is taking
way too long.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Rainbow sprinkles, lucky charms, you can't get them in stories yet.
I'm gonna send you that.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Okay, Now you're talking rainbow sprinkles Lucky Charms, talk about them, describe.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Them so that your regular Lucky Charms pieces, except these
have rainbow sprinkles in them and all the same marshmallows.
So it's really Oh it's birthday cake flavor two. Oh
my god, we don't know what that flipper.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
So you get all that. Yeah, people are texting in Wait,
did you say penis waffle shirt? Yeah, sugar Wood. Do
you want the ostrich egg too? I can wrap the
sweat around that, so we promising all an ostrich egg
would be in Okay, So now it's an ostrich egg
with the contents blown out so it's.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Clean as a whole.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
You have the sugar Wood penis waffle shirt. You have
the sweatshirt from actually the denim jacket from that nineties show. Yes,
you have the limited edition of brand new Lucky Charm
serial not open on nice. No, and yeah, exactly, you
have all of that. That's the free crap phone tap Okay,
Now it's a little better if you call a one hundred.

(50:18):
Now you win the free crap phone tap box at
eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred. All right,
do we feel good about this giveaway?

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Yes, we do. You have to say it all again
after yes, don't answer.

Speaker 21 (50:30):
The phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
All right, Off we go to phone tap Land and
this guy is totally cuckoo for Coco Pops. Dear Elvis.
My boyfriend, Max, who I dearly love, is totally obsessed
with mini golf. Did I mention he's in his mid twenties. Well, anyway,
last week Max won a mini golf tournament. He was
very excited. Let him know there's more to life than
mini golf. All right, we've come up with a plan, Jen,

(50:55):
for your boyfriend. Jen has already called Max to let
him know. A phone calls, I mean from the manager
of the mini golf course, the manager played by Garrett.
Let's listening to today's very odd phone tap, very odd.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Hello is this Max?

Speaker 14 (51:12):
Yeah, this is Max.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Max Rick the mini golf course.

Speaker 14 (51:15):
How are you, hey, Rick, How are you? I'm doing great?
How are you good?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Good?

Speaker 22 (51:19):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
First off, do you have a few minutes?

Speaker 23 (51:21):
Yeah, yeah, great, great, great? This is this is just
you know, a dagger in my heart right now. But uh,
you're being accused of cheating over the weekend during the
Cup Championship. What as of right now, I'm gonna have
to take that trophy away from you.

Speaker 14 (51:38):
No, no, no, no, Rick, who said I was cheating?

Speaker 4 (51:42):
I mean, how well, that's the thing.

Speaker 23 (51:43):
I got a few complaints here from our suggestion box.
You know, after you hit the eighteenth hole and after
the ball goes inside the clown's mouth. I was just
overflowed with complaints saying that you were cheating.

Speaker 14 (51:58):
There's no way to even cheat on that shot. I mean,
you get it past the windmill and it goes in
the clown's mouth.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
You were cheating the whole game.

Speaker 14 (52:09):
Rick, I don't even know how you how you can cheat?

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Jen, she was the one that was kind of.

Speaker 14 (52:17):
Jen told you that I was cheating. Yes, Jen, my
girlfriend told you that I was cheating administure golf.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
And then it just makes sense with all the complaints
that we got in our suggestion box.

Speaker 14 (52:27):
I mean, rig who was complaining in a suggestion box.

Speaker 23 (52:30):
Let's be honest, man, You're a twenty five year old
guy competing against a bunch of fifteen year olds in
a mini golf tournament.

Speaker 14 (52:36):
Jenkins was ten shots behind me. I kicked his ass.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
I mean what evidence do you have that you weren't cheating.

Speaker 14 (52:42):
Well, maybe they didn't practice like I did. I was
out there every weekend, sometimes twice a week. That's a
who on this thing, fair and square, Rick, And you
are not taking this trophy away from me. You're gonna
have to come down to my house and take it
away from me. And I'd like to see you try
and do that, Rick, all right, really like to see
you try and do that. Is no way you're taking
this trophy from me.

Speaker 23 (52:59):
Rick, Really, who uses their own club on a mini
golf course?

Speaker 14 (53:03):
Come on, I'll do I've got multiple clubs. They got
to use the right club for the right shot.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
We know you were cheating. You were hiding balls in
your pocket.

Speaker 19 (53:12):
O Can I be cheating?

Speaker 14 (53:13):
I made it through the waterfall shot, I did the
two and one, I made it over the bridge.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
You were hiding a few of those blue balls in.

Speaker 14 (53:19):
Your pocket, all right, Rick, I didn't ride any blue balls.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
I noticed that a few of them were missing.

Speaker 14 (53:27):
That's on you, Rick. I am a legit player. I
pride myself on that I would never ever cheat ad
miniature golf.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
All right, let's call him back and you.

Speaker 14 (53:38):
Talk, all right, Hello, Hello, What happened? I just got
off the phone with Rick. He said that he said
that I was cheating in the tournament. They're gonna take
my cup away from me. You got to call him
back and tell him.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
He said they were going to take a trophy away
from you.

Speaker 14 (53:52):
They're gonna take the cup away from my con you
what did you tell him?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
What happened was he called and said he got all
these complaints from like sixteen year olds and like their parents.
And I didn't know what to say. I felt really awkward,
and I know I wasting No, No, I mean I
I joke about it, but I don't know if he
took it seriously or not.

Speaker 14 (54:13):
You were joking with him, well, no, I was, well I.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Was joking about him. But was you participating in the
whole tournament?

Speaker 19 (54:18):
Actually?

Speaker 3 (54:18):
And it was funny just because you were so tall
and like the other kids like probably hadn't even their
growth first yet, and they just you know, and and
and I just made some joke like I was like, oh, yeah,
just Max's pocket took lumpy, but I was trying to
make like what jen I just said, Oh, he you know,
might have had ball steps in his pocket, you know,
I don't.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
I didn't stay.

Speaker 14 (54:39):
Oh god, why would you do that. They're gonna take
it away from me, Jen, did you tell him that
you were going to give it back to him? No,
I didn't tell him I was going to give it
back to him.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I'm keeping it.

Speaker 14 (54:50):
You know how hard I worked for that.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Maybe this is the next step in our lives in
like reality, you know, not with thirteen year olds, and
so this is.

Speaker 14 (54:58):
Some kind of manipulative way to change our relationship to
have spend more time together.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Now listen, I'm not the one taking away your trophy.
I'm just saying, maybe this is a good opportunity to,
you know, take the many golf blinders and look at
the rest of the world for one. Huh.

Speaker 14 (55:13):
Weas you who's taking the trophy away.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
From me to them?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Jay, I'm just saying that maybe right now instead of
you know, going mini golfing on our anniversary and having
me and like I remember when I actually stepped in
that puke from that child ahead of us, when we
could have been at I don't know, a nice dinner.
Wouldn't that be nice?

Speaker 14 (55:32):
I don't even know. Maybe right now, Max, Hello.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 14 (55:38):
Oh my God, who is this?

Speaker 23 (55:41):
My name's gariffriand Elvis Durant in the Morning Show, and Uh,
your girlfriend John wanted to play a joke on you.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Tap.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Oh, there we go, screwing up someone else's day with
the free crap phone tap Thank you, Garrett. I just
go talk to our friend Kristen from Davy, Florida, listening
on Why one hundred seven. How's it going, Kristin? How
are you feeling as you kick off this weekend?

Speaker 6 (56:05):
Good morning, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
How are you well?

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Doing well?

Speaker 4 (56:08):
But we're gonna ruin your day by giving you the
free crap phone tap box. Yeah, I know. Quickly, if
you could Scotty b tell Kristin what she just scored
on this big time win all right?

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Coming to Davy is the that ninety show denim jacket,
the hollowed out Ostrich egg, the mismatch Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show scrubs. Uh, the brand new unreleased Lucky Charms,
Rainbow Sprinkle Cereal. Elvis Durant, where do I begin his
book on CD?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
On CD?

Speaker 5 (56:37):
And uh, the Reese's Pop sweatshirt and I'll give you
a box of late text gloves, My god.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Kristin you know what, We're not even gonna tell the irs.
You're not gonna get charge on your taxes for this.
I love the text. Christy listened to this. Someone just
texted it. I just wanted to say today's free crap
phone tap was worth it to listen to. Do not suggest,
I suggest you don't be lifting weight at the gym
while listening to this show show. I definitely almost dropped
the weights on myself laughing at this stupid stuff. That's

(57:04):
good alright, Kristin Hope you have the best weekend every
and thank you for listening to us. Thank you so much.
We appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
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I love you.

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Speaker 2 (58:09):
What is this is?

Speaker 14 (58:10):
This?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Is it Friday yet? Ye, ladies and gentlemen the weekend?
Just let me.

Speaker 20 (58:18):
Dancing lately.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Friday.

Speaker 18 (58:28):
It's Friday's dancing in.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
The Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
You know, ever since we played Old Phone, the new
song from Ed Sharon, people are texting in all over
the place. They want to hear it again. You know,
if you didn't hear it, go stream it after the show.
Not now, not now, Hey, no, come back Old Phone
by Ed Sharon. It will definitely hit home. It hit
It hits home with everyone in a different way. I'm
assuming it lends different. What a great song and the

(58:59):
artistry behind that song, the way he wrote it, the
way he sang it. And I agree with Danielle and
you Gandhi, He's ed. Sharon is just an incredible, incredible artist, incredible.

Speaker 6 (59:09):
He and you know what I love about him? He
has so many different genres of music that he touches
and people that he collaborates with. It's like he's talented
in so many ways. When it comes to music, it's.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Insane, insane without doubt.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
You know what other artists can you think of that
actually hit it out of the park emotionally? Who really
when they perform a song, it's more than just someone
singing a song, you feel it?

Speaker 10 (59:35):
Coldplay?

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Yeah, okay, I gotta tell you. For me, it used
to be Whitney Houston. Yeah, absolutely, and Mariah too. I mean,
but Whitney always had a way of hitting my heart
and I can't always describe why, but I don't know.
Then you know her story, you know all the trials
and tribulations she was living through, and it adds to.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
It, you know.

Speaker 12 (01:00:00):
Yeah, Yeah, I mean for me, I love Casey Musgraves.
She makes me quite emotional.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
You all of you in your little little private, little click.
You love it, you love private. They do have a
little click, don't they know?

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
It's okay?

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
But Casey Musgraves you guys totally adore She's amazing.

Speaker 12 (01:00:20):
She just the way that, just like Ed Jeerin, I
just feel like she says the things that we all think,
but in a way better way of putting it together
that you're like, that's it. That's what I was thinking exactly,
that I'm just not good at expressing it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
So going back to Whitney for a second, and a
lot of people may not even know what song I'm
talking about, but Whitney Houston recorded a song in two
thousand and nine called I Look to You. I do
believe this was her last album, and I think it
was more of a gospel album than a pop album.
You can hear I get I get choked up. I
got choked up when I first heard this song from her,

(01:00:53):
and I still get choked up thinking about it. When
you hear her, hear her sing this song I Look
to You, you can hear her voice is barely what
it used to be through whatever she went through, it
could have been. You know, I don't want to make assumptions,
but maybe drugs, maybe just hard living, yeah, and a
hard life that when you lived through tough relationship. Yeah,

(01:01:16):
you can hear it in her voice. It's not the
Whitney voice that we all grew up listening to, or
a lot of people heard from her older days. But
I look to you. It's actually a song where she's
talking to God. She's like, for anything and everything I'm
going through in this world of mine, I look to
you to give me the strength to move on. Right.
It's a powerful song and you could apply it to

(01:01:38):
you know, if not God, you could apply it to
someone you love, or your mom and dad, or your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, whatever.
But that song, when you hear her singing it and
you hear a little bit of a struggle in her voice,
it's like a patina on her voice where it's not
shiny and new like it used to be. It's got

(01:02:01):
wisdom and heartache and you can hear it in her
voice on this song, I'll look to you. So if
ever you want to listen to that, you'll hear it
and you'll go, oh my god. They Dan on the
radio was right. It really is an amazing song. Yeah,
we have the song. I'm not going to play it
for you know, it'll it'll make everyone really sad. We
give people enough reasons to be sad talking about like

(01:02:23):
road ragers, pooping on car hoods and things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
I just don't think we need to move down that road.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
So I was reading through some notes we were changing
exchanging with each other the other day, and Gandhi, who
lives by herself by the way, wrote me a note,
let's talk about the behavioral benefits of living alone. Yeah,
you recall talking about that with me? Of course I do.
So bring everyone up to speed, because you know, I'm
assuming our audience could be fifty to fifty people living

(01:02:50):
alone versus people who used to live alone. Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 12 (01:02:54):
So apparently there are a lot of benefits to living alone.
You don't have to do it forever. But they say
that people who live alone do become more emotionally regulated
because you spend so much time by yourself that you
don't have a shoulder to cry on all the time.
If you're going through something, sometimes you might get bad
news and you're there by yourself and you figure out
how it is that you process these emotions in a

(01:03:16):
more stable way than somebody who's constantly with other people.
They say, there are just so many benefits to living
alone that you get to know yourself better, that you're
more confident in the way that you approach things because
you're just used to going with your ideas and your
thoughts and not bouncing it off a bunch of other people.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
There's so much to it. Right when you're living with
someone else, there is a democracy thing at play, yeah,
where you actually not only do you vote on much
for dinner, but you vote on how to feel about things.
It's true. So I guess the way to apply that
to people who are not living alone, who are on
in a relationship. I guess that could be Danielle. This

(01:03:53):
gives more importance to times you spend on your own,
when you have moments of solitude so you can think
your life through, right. I guess when you take your
daily walks, daniel that's your time to live alone on
the sidewalk.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
One hundred percent. But my husband and I also, I mean,
we do a lot together, but we also do have
our own time to do our own things. We know
how important it is, So it's like we're on top
of each other, which I think is a good thing,
and I think it makes the time we spend together
even more valuable, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
So I will tell you this. So I live in
a relationship where we're only together maybe three to four
nights a week unless we're on vacation. Right, Yeah, So
I have moments of alone and moments of with him.
And I will tell you there are moments when I'm
alone I wish he were here, and there are moments
when he's here I wish he was not here. And

(01:04:47):
to speak honestly, Alex, if you're listening, I'm sure you
feel the same way. So you know, I guess you
cannot pick and choose the moments where you need the shoulder,
and you cannot pick and choose the moments where you
want the shoulder to be as far as ways possible.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
Right, because everything's different every day, and you know you
don't know what situations you're going to be in. Sometimes
you know exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Yeah, Yeah, what's so scary? I feel like I've ruined
it for myself.

Speaker 10 (01:05:10):
I've lived alone for so long that I don't know
if I could ever imagine a life where I'm living
with someone, because I'm so hell bent in my own ways,
making my own decisions, making spontaneous decisions and what to
do and what even something so stupid as to go
out to dinner. It's like, oh, if I can. I
could just pick up and go. I don't have to
answer to anybody or check it out with anyone else.

(01:05:31):
So I know it kind of kind of sucks in
a way that I that I got this, got to
see how free, freeing this was, that I feel like
I've ruined it.

Speaker 11 (01:05:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:05:39):
I don't think I can ever lived with anybody at
this point stage of my life.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
All right, And even though the four of us are
talking about us in our relationships, I'm sure as you
listen to this, you can relate to one of us
more than the others, for sure. I don't Froggy. You know,
both of his son left the house, so he is
in a relationship with Lisa where they're alone together, and
so that's a whole different set of dynamics. You know,

(01:06:03):
when the house goes from three to two and a
couple of loud dogs.

Speaker 20 (01:06:08):
Yeah, for sure, but it is it is. It's the
empty nest thing. And he's back every now and then,
and it's great to have him here. But at the
same time, you go from being a parent for eighteen
nineteen twenty years where they're your focus and then all
of a sudden boom, Now what now it's the focus.
You have to focus on yourself again, and it's it's
a complete change of lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Someone just sent a text in and this is another
way of looking at it. They were in a marriage
for many, many, many years and then it ended and
now they're alone. And you know, I don't know what
the dynamics of that breakup are or were, but I
guess there's a million different ways you could.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Look at this.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
And I don't know. But living alone, I tell you
it's nice. I learned how to live alone when I
was during pandemic. It was it was awful and at
the same time it was kind of great. And you
do get to know yourself, as Gandhi was talking about. Yeah,
and I don't I don't know if I like everything
I learned, right, I.

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
Think that too.

Speaker 12 (01:07:03):
It's definitely a good look at what am I like
on my own when there's nobody telling me what to do,
what to eat, when to go work out? Like what
do I actually do? And it's been a good a
good study for myself and self discipline or my self
discipline if I have it or don't. And there are
times that just spins out of control and it's interesting
to you know, rein it back.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
In and also another text that came in. It's kind
of like growing up as an only child, you actually
learn to rely on yourself. Is my older brothers are
much older. So I grew up as an only child,
and I use my imagination a lot, you know, of course,
the imagination I used back then. You know, I can't imagine,
you know, playing playing like that today as an adult,

(01:07:45):
adult man.

Speaker 12 (01:07:45):
But someone will call the cops on you. If you
have an imaginary friend a child, I.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Would menagine your friend, don't. Yes, I do talk to it.
I don't know anyway, So just something a little fodd
if you're going out for lunch with the girlfriends today,
or you know, having something happening in your house or
over the weekend with others, talking about living on own
versus with someone else. There are advantages and disadvantages to
it all, I guess, And that's how we roll through.

(01:08:13):
Is Rob Shooter here he is? I saw him? Oh
is he naughty or nice?

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
We'll find out in a minute. Rob Shooters on the way.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi and move on with our Friday what's going on, Gandhi?

Speaker 12 (01:08:25):
All right, let's start with Chicago O'Hare International Airport. They
are on red alert after a passenger was diagnosed with
measles and potentially exposed many travelers to that virus. The
adult was infected and developed a rash on April twenty
fifth that led to a confirmed diagnosis of measles. They're
currently isolating at home health officials of course, or anybody
who may have been exposed to monitor for symptoms, which

(01:08:48):
include fever, cough, running nose, and a rash. The Trump
administration is asking the Supreme Court to revoke legal protections
of thousands of Venezuelan immigrants a judge in California had blocked.
The White House has moved to remove the migrants protected status. Now,
President Trump wants the High Court to decide if they
can reverse the decision made during the end of the
Biden administration that offered the protections under a federal temporary.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Protected status program.

Speaker 12 (01:09:12):
The Department of Justice asked the Supreme Court to hold
the judge's order that stopped Homeland Security Secretary Christy Nome
from terminating the legal status of over three hundred thousand Venezuelans.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Here in the United States.

Speaker 12 (01:09:25):
And finally, this is bizarre but right on target for
everything going on right now. Luigi Mangioni is the center
of a new musical in San Francisco. We know that
the twenty six year old is accused of shooting United
Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
In Midtown Manhattan late last year.

Speaker 12 (01:09:40):
It's the subject now of a sixty minute musical called Luigi.
Creators say the musical is going to follow Mangioni's time
at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, with real life
jail housemates Sam Bankman, Freed and.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Diddy by his side. Oh jeez, a musical, everybody, and
those are your three things.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
Oh, it's gonna do well. You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
I've been a year faster than you know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Yeah, who knows.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Maybe you know what if this turns into like a
major musical with Cynthia Rivo, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
Yeah, I could see it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
I could see it Darren Chris as the leader. Could
Darren Chris play if he grew his hair? Could he play?
We don't want that, Let's talk him out that. What's hi?

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
I'm Sam Smith.

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Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
Satan McRae with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Tay McCray. That's the second time she's opened the door
and said good morning. Have you noticed that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
I can't hear, Daniel, what's get an? I know she
usually just stops by once a morning to say your morning.
Now she's twice today.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Look, Rob Shooter is here. Rob Shooter, we always look
with when Rob's here, you elevate, You elevate this room
to sight's unseen way above us.

Speaker 17 (01:11:20):
And this absolutfully kind of that this room is flying
high even with that, me may I said, pretty much?

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Do we have the bury menlot Rob Shooter intro not
even nice? Here here we are, Yeah, yeah, here comes
No Shooter's it's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Loans.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
I don't think he thought I was going to use
it twice as much as I.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
I mean, obviously you got it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
You got him all pilled up to go into the
studio and make that for you. Does he ever perform that?

Speaker 17 (01:11:59):
And he does not before me in his live shows.
Can you imagine after Bandy and Copa Cabana he didn't already?

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
But nice with Rob? Yes, yeah, I paid her to
see that. But anyway, that's got to be a little
bit of an ego hit for you. Do know that
very the very man will recorded there.

Speaker 17 (01:12:14):
You're awfully sweek. But let's let's be honest about this.
My husband, Bruce Sussman wrote the lyrics. So Bruce has
worked with Barry for years. They wrote Copa Gibana together
and some of the big songs. So the only reason
this happened is because I'm married to Bruce Susman. Had
Bruce in writing songs with Lady Gargart, then maybe I
would have a theme song by lady.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
But I'm very very happy to have Barry.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
It's a thrill.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Today, it's a thrill. Maybe maybe next life the ggar
will sing you a song. That's all right? So Rob Shooter,
of course are not even nice. Let's talk about your podcast.

Speaker 18 (01:12:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 17 (01:12:48):
Daniel can't leave the house each morning without listening to
this podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
I'm told that's right.

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
I cannot. I love it so much.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Thank you, dolling, you have excellent taste.

Speaker 17 (01:12:55):
Five days a week, twenty minutes of your favorite celebrity gossip.
I'd bang it out in the mornings, or sometimes tell
you if I go thank you. Sometimes if I go drinking,
I might pretay people telling body and so. By nine
o'clock every morning, twenty minutes of all your favorite celebrity gossip,
lots of exclusives, lots of analysis.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
I love it.

Speaker 17 (01:13:14):
I sit in my closet at home with her friend
on zoom and we and we do these podcasts and
we've become terribly good at it. May I say I'm
glad they were promoting it now I would say, hideously it's.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
Good, hideously hideously good. Thank you very much, thank you. Obviously,
as Rob short of bangs it out every morning, That's
how he got that jingle from very many. Anyway, I
have a list of things I'm going to ask you.
I'm going to ask you to comment on these lists,
on these things on my list, I hope you have
something ready to go. How about Tom Cruise in his
dating life.

Speaker 17 (01:13:46):
I reported this first. So Tom, Tom and Annamus are together.
They were spotted together on her birthday in London. Tom
has pretty much now moved to Great Britain. He lives
in London. He got a really lovely house just by
fucking cam Palace and now Anna is over there. We
swantted them about three times together. When we first saw them,

(01:14:08):
their friends, their people were saying they were potentially working
on a project and this wasn't a romance, this was
this was work related. But now I think by the
third time, we know something's going gone. I spoke to
my sources who said it was her birthday. You don't
hang out with somebody on your birthday for a business relationship.
He took her to a really romantic dinner at a

(01:14:30):
fabulous restaurant in London. I knew some people inside the
restaurant who said this was not this was not a
business dinner.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
For they were her hands.

Speaker 17 (01:14:39):
And she also too had her doggie with her, So
add that up a birthday, a dog, no security guards,
just you and Tarma. I hear it's kissy, kissy, and
most importantly too, I believe that the scientologists do prove
of Anna. This is a big part of Tom's life
is that what it takes you can't get in unless honestly,

(01:15:00):
that's that's that's he's.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Really and so they have to like audition them in
some way.

Speaker 17 (01:15:06):
I think that that's a term we've heard in the
past when he dated Katie Holmes, we heard there was
some sort of audition. I think it's a process. I
think it's not, you know, a technical audition, but it's
really important if you if you don't believe in what
Tom believes, then you're not going to be part.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Of Tom's life.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
Is it true that he doesn't see his daughter, He
doesn't see his daughters.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Dating dating.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Dating.

Speaker 17 (01:15:32):
Now, we all make decisions in life, and Thom has
decided that the number one priority for him making movies
and being a scientologist, and whatever you think of that,
it's not his choice. He's decided that that's what he wants.
So if you want to be in Tom's world, Anna,
if you're listening, you better sign up. And so I'm
told that she has.

Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
Did you see how much he eats? When he does
is like a plane like walking in all these movies,
he does his own stunts. He does so for the
Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning, he had to like hang
from a plane and he ate a dozen eggs in
the morning to get Oh my God, and bacon and toast.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
I can't. I can't hang from a plane and ate eggs.
It'll all fall right up and by the way, and
we're about to move on. But I'm so happy that
back in the day that he and Katie did not
name their daughter s I r I. Otherwise every time
they call her name, your phone would activate. All right, now, okay,
to be perfectly Frank, I know that you are from

(01:16:31):
the Motherland, Rob. And so the story is about Megan
and Harry and William. After a while we're like, we're like,
you love them. But this is a pretty big story
about Harry and Megan's royal titles because they I heard
last week they were about to have them unplugged by
Prince William when he becomes king.

Speaker 17 (01:16:49):
Yeah, that was a huge story. It blew up last week.
So so William is apparently we know William is very
angry with them, and so there was a big story
last week that he's going to pull their titles. However,
just to dan on this a little bit, he does
not have the power to do that. So they have
two different titles. They have the Duke and the Duchess,
of Sussex, and they also have the h r H

(01:17:11):
title that is His Royal Highness and Her Royal Highness.
What William can remove is the hr H. He cannot
remove the Duke or the Duchess unless Parliament signs off
on it. So politicians, not the future king, is going
to make that decision. And so I think at the moment,
it's sort of like a story that's interesting. There's there's

(01:17:31):
lots of drama in that family, but he doesn't have
the power to take these titles away.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Can you imagine you want to change your name and
Parliament has to vote on it first.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
This is why I'm so glad I was switched at
birth and I'm not a royal any longer. All right,
let's move on to Miley Cyrus. You know, the talk
actually is about her father, Billy Ray Cyrus in his
his This is a strange connection to talk about it.

Speaker 17 (01:17:56):
Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray have been together now for
a while. They actually made a movie together, a movie
that did not do very well. We've not even heard
of this problem, but they work together, and that's when
they first started to date. He was going through an
ugly divorce at the time, and she's sort of comforted
him very well, apparently because now they are together. What's

(01:18:16):
interesting is this family dynamic. It's really difficult. So I
hit the phones to see what was going on, and
mindside to say, Miley has not spoken to Elizabeth, that
she's not reached out to her. They're not sure this
relationship will last very long. And it got me to
thinking about our own lives, Like when my brother meets
a new girlfriend, I don't want to be right away

(01:18:37):
because it might not last.

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
And so I thinks difference there too.

Speaker 17 (01:18:41):
Yeah, there's quite a big difference between the two of them,
but they're very, very excited about this relationship. It feels
a little bit forced to me all the photographs were
seeing on social media. I always get a bit wary,
not just with celebrities but with regular couples. When you
constantly show me how much you love your partner. Yeah,
I sometimes a little bit nervous about that. It's almost

(01:19:02):
like you're over compensating. So these two definitely together. We
spotted them at an airport together a couple of days ago.
But Miley so far is holding back, and I think
that might be a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Is the mom.

Speaker 12 (01:19:16):
Is she still dating Noah's ex boyfriend.

Speaker 17 (01:19:18):
She is still dating Noah's express. It's a messy sort
of like family that would make a great reality show,
except this really is their their reality. But let's be
honest to you. The reason we pay so much attention
to this family is Miley's a superstar. Like Miley, Cyrus
is such a big deal, and so we always seem

(01:19:39):
to see things through her eyes. And at the moment,
she's been.

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
A little cautious and she's still not talking to her dad.

Speaker 17 (01:19:44):
Right, they're not talking. Maybe Elizabeth can bring them together,
maybe there can be some peace there. But no one's
been texting anybody yet.

Speaker 23 (01:19:51):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Hey, I got a question about the Cyrus family. Here's
another dynamic. What about Miley's brother who was attacking Katy Perry,
accusing her of ripping his sister Miley off. Oh I
did not quite fully understand that argument.

Speaker 17 (01:20:07):
Yeah, it got under his skin and he lashed out
and probably regretted it. I believe he he deleted it.
Maybe Miley encouraged him to do that. But I think
sometimes when somebody you love you think has not been
treated very well, as somebody has stolen from them, you
want to lash out. And I know I've been guilty
of this too. If somebody upsets a friend of mine,

(01:20:28):
I've opened my big mouth. And sometimes it's better to
just say say nothing. Because that that really exploded. That
was such a big deal. But the brother was really
really angry, really angry, so very vocal. What was the
accusation that she had stolen Miley's career? That thinks that
Miley had done And there were specific examples. There was

(01:20:49):
a haircut, there was a type of song that she
put out. It's felt a little petty, it felt everything.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Yeah, he said he ripped her haircut off her music everything, Yes,
and didn't. Katy Perry used to be a backup singer
for Miley Cyrus. She did work with Miley back in
the day.

Speaker 17 (01:21:04):
Yes, it was all that's awful circle, I know, Katy
Perry the astronaut.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
All right, big big, how dare you? Wow? Alright, Look,
we have a huge, huge party coming up in New York,
the annual Met Gala, the Met ball Is it's a
fifth on Monday, and this year's this year's what do
they call it? The theme? The theme is super fine tailoring,

(01:21:32):
Black Style. Now is this about black style as far
as black toxedos or black being black artists and black
leaders and they want us to emulate them.

Speaker 17 (01:21:45):
Yeah, they're leaning into the black community here, not the
color what you're wearing, So don't expect to see a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
Of black on the carpet.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
But they were saying that they were worried that the
people that were coming were going to take it the
wrong way and not know what they meant by it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
Because explode. I'm glad we're talking about.

Speaker 17 (01:22:04):
Dressed like you ring gone with the winds. That is
exactly the look that we needed. This could be this
could be a very difficult night. So people tread very careful.
If you're a white celebrity, you were going do do
al Johlson, be very very careful that We'll just good

(01:22:26):
advice for all parties. Careful on this one. It could
go either way. They have some great people hosting. Get
who's going to be there. We've got a super Rocky
I've got Pharrell Williams, who's fly, I mean he's super
super fly, and then Lebron James Turner. I've been to
this ball twice. I don't think I'll ever be invited

(01:22:48):
back again. Now that I'm talking about it, but it's
so glamorous. You go up the steps and then you
walk into the met and Anna Winter, the editor of Vogue,
and the host committee are standing in a receiving line,
and you go down the line and you shake hands,
and just like in The Devil Wears Prodler, there's an
assistant next to Anna whispering your name, so she pretends

(01:23:11):
to know who you are. I know, Anna was lovely
to see you, Robert.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
I was one of those in real life. It's like
I walk into the studio and someone says, that is Gandhi,
But Donna's going to be there?

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
Who else?

Speaker 17 (01:23:30):
So who's not going to p Jimmy Fallon's going to
be there? I'm told this year this is on Monday Night,
Chris Rock, Diana.

Speaker 6 (01:23:36):
Ross about the Kardashiansy're always there, They're going to be there.

Speaker 17 (01:23:38):
I think kim started getting dressed six months ago. But
do you know who's not going to be there? Who
tried every year to get an invite and they can't
get in the Real Housewives?

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Oh yeah, Oh I have a question about this.

Speaker 12 (01:23:53):
Who are the people who have been invited and will
never be invited back because they've done some naughty things.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
It's interesting. Anna was asked that question and she said,
hold on. Someone was like, we'ren' the Kardashian smoking in
the bathroom once.

Speaker 17 (01:24:07):
Or taking photographs. You're not allowed to take photographs. The
only person that Anna has ever gone on record and
said that she invited and would never be invited back
was President Trump. That's somebody that she doesn't want there anymore.
But celebraty. She's pretty flexible about it. Like many years
ago she said she'd never have reality stars. And now,
let's be honest, it's the Kardashians Big night, so you
can change your opinion there, but it is. It's over

(01:24:29):
the top and ridiculous and glamorous.

Speaker 6 (01:24:31):
I have one other questions, so we hear that. You know,
what you see on the staircase is like the big
deal and all the pictures. But once you get inside
and you pass her, what happened?

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
That dis miserable.

Speaker 17 (01:24:43):
So my feet were hurting. I could barely eat anything
because everybody was judging me. It was awful. I said,
let's get out of here. Get the car at the
back of the outcause that's a good question.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
How many people go to the met bowl the gala,
just to be photographed on the red carpet walking in
and the staircase, and then they just walk out the
back door and go MS. Everybody apart from me.

Speaker 17 (01:25:08):
I wanted to sit down and get my money's worth
and get my vodka, soda and a piece of chicken.
You see these tables, there's ten people at each table,
and they bring out ten desserts.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
I at nine of the table. Nobody eats. Of course.
I went to Jennifer, Wow, all right, I love that.
Now do you have a blind item for it to?

Speaker 11 (01:25:33):
Then we do it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
I have a delicious blind item.

Speaker 17 (01:25:37):
A blind item, MyD item is an item that we
give you all the details, all the temptations, every little
detail we can possibly find, but we don't actually give
you the name meany for legal reasons. Although it's quite
fun to sort of speculate, who could this be? Which
Late night host only dates through d MS. So if
you meet him out in a club or a bar

(01:25:59):
and you his phone number, he says d M me,
he doesn't give out phone number.

Speaker 11 (01:26:06):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Who is it?

Speaker 13 (01:26:09):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Well, Rob can't tell us, but we can guess. So
Late Night it's not Jimmy Fallon because he's happily married,
and so is Kimmel. Right, yeah, yeah, so Leighton Night
and Andy Cohen Carson.

Speaker 17 (01:26:22):
But maybe maybe they are married, which is why you
can only d M them. That's maybe why they're not
giving them just a little red herring there.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Well, it's not my Jimmy. Well it's not. It's nice.
Oh you just you just whispered it to Daniel.

Speaker 12 (01:26:37):
Melt it again, melt it again.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Did you get it?

Speaker 17 (01:26:43):
The name's been said, it's it's it's okay, that's thought.
But you see, if I was Andy Cohen, I do
the same.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
No I did not, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
I made that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
I mean, by the way, by the way, just for
the record, what is wrong with communicating through DM and
rather than phone numbers? I actually find it a little safer,
it I don't. I don't think there's anything scandalous about
this at all, no offense.

Speaker 17 (01:27:08):
I find a guy in the bar and we cheter, chattering,
and he was like, how do I contact you?

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
This is my number? Maybe phase two is number?

Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
You know if you don't give me your number when
we meet and you want to get together with me,
and you go me I'd be like, I help you.

Speaker 12 (01:27:25):
There's so much information that you can find out about
somebody through their phone number. Now you can their address
and get a lot of stuff. I wouldn't give somebody
my phone, breather phone number.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
I give my mind very willingly because I gossip for
a living. So I love people. Don't call me, but
do text me. Do text.

Speaker 21 (01:27:42):
Rob.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
We love you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
It's great.

Speaker 17 (01:27:44):
I mean, thank you for all the support on the podcast.
It's part of the Elvis Duran podcast family.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
And I think Rob and I are doing something together
with his podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
That's what I wanted to say.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Can you talk about that?

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
I think so to promote the show.

Speaker 17 (01:27:56):
You have so many loyal, fantastic fans and listeners that
we're going to do a little something and put it
out on social media to encourage you to tempt you
to listen to the episode.

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
I think we're going to talk about some stories that
we might have not gotten to this week.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
Big story show you quite get to.

Speaker 17 (01:28:13):
So Danielle's got a few major stories that she's bursting
to tell us, and I have a couple of stories too,
so we'll be doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
A collab. All right, perfect, Rob Shooter, we love you,
and now we give you your special berrimanlo theme song
to lead you out, which breaking for Sugar.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
I ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 13 (01:28:40):
Do you think I look in bread?

Speaker 11 (01:28:42):
I do?

Speaker 21 (01:28:43):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran,
Come on Alvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
I know we're already playing that new song called old Phone.
We played it earlier this morning from Ed Sharon and
we loved it. But there's other new music that we
got to be celeb say you here on Music Friday,
actually new Music Friday, because I guess every Friday's Music Friday.
This is new Music Friday. And Garrett is he going
to sound? All right? Garrett? What do you scary? Garrett?

Speaker 11 (01:29:11):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Okay, okay, okay, now we can move forward. Okay, what's
going on? All right?

Speaker 23 (01:29:15):
Let's talk about Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. They just
released this. It's called Talk.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
I'm okay, keep it going, keep it going.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
I'm gonna call you, Daddy because I know you like that, Okay, Daddy?

Speaker 23 (01:29:44):
All right, this one's a little creepy, all right, So
kids Bop dropped Chapel Roones cover of Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Yes, wait, say that again so people in the back
can hear what you're just saying.

Speaker 23 (01:29:56):
Kids bop drop their version of Chapel Roons Pink Pony Club.
Now Pink Bony Club is allegedly about Pink Cadillac, a
strip club chapel Roone would walk by every day. So
as you listen to the lyrics, it gets weird as
you listen to these as kids sing them.

Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
Okay, just say the mona cup a sweats called me
won't make my mama proud.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
It's gonna come same.

Speaker 6 (01:30:22):
She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scape
your big bony And you're saying that.

Speaker 18 (01:30:33):
The mama.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
On the stage with my friend is well, now, okay,
so I think I understood some of it. So she's
talking about her mom being proud.

Speaker 6 (01:30:55):
Or she's at the club singing on stage with her
friends instead of.

Speaker 23 (01:30:59):
Dancing, and heels on her with her at the club.
So so the club itsels Yeah, the song the Pink
Cadillac is a strip club chapel would walk by every
every day growing up. It's a drag club, but drag
you can have drag stripper clubs. It was definitely a

(01:31:20):
drag club.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
But anyway, and then of course West Hollywood, she and
she used to She also went to the Abbey a Lot,
which we used to go to as well, and that
was a part of the circle of incredible bars in
West Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Okay, what else you got?

Speaker 23 (01:31:34):
All right, let's move over Belly zimmern Luke Coombs. This
is called Backup Plan.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
The Daughters, not the club mans. Oh right, okay, all.

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
Right, here we go.

Speaker 23 (01:31:55):
This is from Mimi Webb and Meghan Trainer. This is
called my Sorry I lost mind Reader. This is Mimi
web Meghan Trainer. Mind Reader has that criminal vibe. That

(01:32:22):
from Megan Trainer from a few a few months ago.
All right, this one's awesome recorded a few years ago.
Obviously Quavo and take Off. This is called Dope Boy Phone.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
For the Hard Time, the leftst Phone when the whole
thing coming alone alone that you got.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
It, all right?

Speaker 23 (01:32:47):
And then finally this one's getting you guys ready for
Miami Clean Bandit t s tell me where you go.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
Scary and I gonna dance to this today.

Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
The carbon I'll be in my wheelchair.

Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
Here we go, Hey, let's go, all right, you know
back to the Pink Pony Club saying you know it's
it's it's a long story Peak Pony Club, But actually
was a now closed strip club called the Pink Cadillac
in Springfield, Missouri, where Chapel Roone is from. She decided

(01:33:34):
to mix that with the abbey and the drag shows
of West Hollywood, and it became that song.

Speaker 5 (01:33:41):
So you have a lot of.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
Strip clubs in Missouri, gay drag shows, West Hollywood, a
little combo. It's a hybrid of all of it. So
you got strippers and you got drag queens. How fabulous
is that? Now you'll listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
It a little differently. Now you have kids bop singing.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
It's that's what makes it extra juicy. You're a good
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Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
I don't know, I hear he's here? Is he in
the building?

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Is he here?

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
Is mister Cardboard too, barn.

Speaker 6 (01:34:40):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
I love this guy. You're somewhere. Let me go out
so let me see if I'm go find him for you. Okay,
start his intro. I'll bring him in.

Speaker 11 (01:34:48):
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage a man
whose critics have said his career is in the.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
Toilet, the kid from Flushing.

Speaker 11 (01:34:56):
The dude more brownie than any of us, always counted
on for a quick pick a upper, and here today
to give away everything, including the kitchen sink when youse,
don't squeeze a sharmon, mister Cardboard.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
To welcome, bottle of water bottom, mister Cardboard, to check
it in. Where's over stream?

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
He's not here?

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
You you're good, screw head. I hate him, Carbo to her.

Speaker 7 (01:35:24):
Have the prize bag.

Speaker 13 (01:35:27):
Call me down, hit me, give me some moon jeeps,
give me some jokes.

Speaker 7 (01:35:39):
You call me out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
You know what, I'm mister b putting you down. He's
the hottest round.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
I told you, mother, you can't stop me.

Speaker 6 (01:35:50):
Now listen to him.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:35:51):
He's at a like a clown. You know he's made.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
He likes to roll the brown.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
He is long and brown. I really did the way
he may miss smile, he's got an attitude.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
What do you call a man who cries while he
pleasures himself?

Speaker 7 (01:36:13):
What you joker?

Speaker 11 (01:36:18):
I like that?

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
Mis not having a good day. I went out to
buy some camouflage pants, couldn't find any? What you hit
a great joke about amnesia?

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
Sorry, I forgot it? Hey, you know you could call
me now children.

Speaker 7 (01:36:40):
What do you call an.

Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
Overweight psychic a fore chin teller? What's the difference between
an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
Smell the taste?

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Bad?

Speaker 17 (01:37:01):
Bad?

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
Hey, Nate, do you know the difference between toilet paper
and a shower curtain?

Speaker 14 (01:37:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
See, you're the one?

Speaker 7 (01:37:13):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
What was the more important? What more important? Invention? What
was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
What the second telephone?

Speaker 11 (01:37:30):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
I got the point. What's the difference between O and all?

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
What is it about three inches? What's a difference between
erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is
using the whole damn chicken?

Speaker 7 (01:37:56):
Capt Did he come in?

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
You always miss him?

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
I'm always missing miss mister Cardon.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Yeah, why is that you?

Speaker 17 (01:38:22):
Second?

Speaker 4 (01:38:23):
You went out to go look for him. He showed up,
little guy, is he no, I'll go. I'm gonna listen
to the playback.

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
And he gave away prizes and he didn't fulfill them.
He did, Yeah, he told people gay.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Every line is ringing, and then they're looking for stuff.
All right, let's take some phone calls.

Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
The phones are ringing. Let's see if anyone's there.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Okay, okay, let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
Hello, Laura, you're there.

Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
Oh my god, it worked, Laura.

Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
You doing?

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
Just taking calls at random? Just you know, we're just
we're just throwing the dart at the wall, see if
it sticks. So hey, oh, I think I read your text, Laura.
It says I have to vent. Why can't a couple
making over two hundred grand a year with no kids,
why can't we not afford a house? It's insane?

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
Is this your vent?

Speaker 14 (01:39:16):
It is my vent?

Speaker 8 (01:39:18):
It's such a hard time.

Speaker 14 (01:39:19):
It's so insane.

Speaker 22 (01:39:20):
How you just work so hard for your money and
it goes nowhere?

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
It feels very true.

Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
So have you thought about renting?

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Oh? We rent currently now.

Speaker 8 (01:39:34):
We live north of Boston, which is a very expensive area,
and it seems like you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Pay more for rent than what a mortgage would be
half the time.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
But you know what the thing about renting is, Okay,
I get it, but you want to own that American dream?

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
Yep, I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:47):
Any thoughts in the.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Room, I'm with you.

Speaker 12 (01:39:49):
I think the same thing all the time. I know
what I pay in rent is insane. But then when
I look at the cost of a home, I think,
can I put the down payment on something like that?
Am I even able to swing it?

Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
It's wild?

Speaker 12 (01:39:59):
And then you Our parents did it on like one
income and it was no problem, did you know, Laura,
My parents, no problem.

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
My parents who have passed away, by the way, my
dad was in his nineties. Keep him on. They bought
their first house years ago, way before I was born.
Their mortgage was I think forty five dollars a month.
There was a huge house for like thirteen thousand dollars.
Of course they needn't make money back then. But now
everything is so affordable. You just want that house.

Speaker 6 (01:40:24):
And my husband's a realtor and he cannot keep things
on the market, like everything is going for over asking price,
and there's bidding wars for everything. So even the price
that you see listed, you're not gonna get it for
it's going to always be more.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
It's crazy, right, Inventory is low, people aren't selling their
houses as fast before they are getting whatever they want.

Speaker 12 (01:40:43):
Yes, when you look at so I just googled what
is the average cost of a four bedroom house in
the USA in the year two thousand? Right, it was
one hundred and nineteen thousand dollars for a four bedroom
house on average in the eighties, they said it was
forty seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
To what was the price for two thousand?

Speaker 12 (01:41:02):
You said, in the year two thousand, it was one
hundred and nineteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
So what's sit out?

Speaker 12 (01:41:07):
Let's look it up.

Speaker 8 (01:41:07):
Let's see how Yeah, street bedroom house we were looking
at was seven hundred and seventy five dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
Wow, now it's a bargain, they said.

Speaker 12 (01:41:15):
Depending on where you are, it goes up to about
five hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:41:19):
W Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:41:19):
Well, and it's not even the price of the house, right,
which is outrageous to begin with. Then you do the
math on that mortgage.

Speaker 6 (01:41:26):
Rate, yeah, and the payment and taxes.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
But you want to you want to own that American dream.
Have you or your husband ever purchased a house before,
or taken out a mortgage before.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
No, never, this is our first time doing everything.

Speaker 11 (01:41:40):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
The good news is first time mortgages you can sometimes
get a great, great rate if you've never had a
mortgage before.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Look into that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
And again, I just brought it up, not because they
told us to tell you this, but rocket dot com
they have incredible resources to find a way to get
you out of your rental and into a purchase. So
just check them out, just for just for grins and giggles.
Maybe there's an answer there. I have an idea.

Speaker 10 (01:42:05):
What if you bet on a future neighborhood, you know,
like because you could usually get a place for cheaper
on a neighborhood or an area that's on the come up.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
That that's basically yeah, you know what you do follow
with the lesbians, is that right? They go first?

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
Oh oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
They gentrified these neighborhoods faster than anyone, the lesbians, that's
very part.

Speaker 10 (01:42:26):
They all day flags started going up and then guess what,
ten years later, boom, that's the city.

Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
Look for the rainbow flag, Laura, I'll follow it, no problem.

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
Well, look, best of luck, you are not alone. I'm
sure there are help groups online, but there are resources.
But you know, the bottom line is the demand of houses.
Like Danielle was saying, you know, if you're looking at
me in a marketplace where houses have twenty thirty, forty
people bidding on them at the same time, then you

(01:42:57):
get into these price wars and it doesn't help anyone
except for the seller.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
But yeah, another thought.

Speaker 25 (01:43:02):
I have one final suggestion, Laura, ready repeat after me, Elvis, Elvis,
please buy me a house.

Speaker 11 (01:43:15):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (01:43:16):
You're not alone.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
I know, I know that doesn't help, but there's got
to be a way. But you may need to look
at a different neighborhood, so that's something to consider.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
Okay.

Speaker 22 (01:43:23):
Oh yeah, we're going to be looking everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
Thank you so much, all of the lesbians. Okay, well,
look for those U hauls.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
Thank you, Laura.

Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
She's taking calls at random, talking to Howard. Hey, Howard,
are you hello, lady?

Speaker 11 (01:43:39):
Hello, lady.

Speaker 4 (01:43:40):
So Howard is going to roll up from Pennsylvania to
New York City with an exchange student you have from Spain.

Speaker 5 (01:43:46):
You're coming in for the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
He's asking what should they do? Oh geez, I'll give
you a suggestion. One if they're in from Spain. Don't
take them to a Spanish restaurant. Oh no, no, no,
because the food here it's not the same.

Speaker 6 (01:44:01):
They've never been here before.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
Nope.

Speaker 6 (01:44:04):
Oh, then they're gonna want to do touristy stuff. Don't know,
what is a great place to take him to Rise
New York because it really is a very good like experience,
just to like show you what New York used to
look like and how it looks now and a little
bit of the history and the culture and Broadway and
music and fashion and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
I think that's a good idea, is good. And it's
in Times Square, yes.

Speaker 6 (01:44:28):
Oh, and there's a right at the end of it,
which is a lot of fun too.

Speaker 11 (01:44:31):
Right.

Speaker 22 (01:44:32):
Yep, we do have our bucket list, but we know
that you guys have a lot of good suggestions. Now
we're staying on like twenty five East.

Speaker 11 (01:44:40):
Uh like that?

Speaker 4 (01:44:45):
Okay again, what's the street you're on twenty fifth?

Speaker 11 (01:44:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
Okay, you're you're down a little bit. Yeah, this this
this kind of a great neighborhood down there.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:44:54):
Yeah, we're close to a lot of stuff, yep, And
it's good.

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
You know, a lot of tourists want to see New
York through Times Squares. Lens and Times Square is an
energetic place to roll through, but it's not the best
place to put your head down. Take a walk on
the high line, walking on the highlights, big Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:45:15):
I actually think like the really touristy stuff is kind
of fun. I mean, see a Broadway show. Try to
get to the top of the Empire State Building. If
you can't do that, the edge at Hudson Yards has
a beautiful view. You could ride the subway just for giggles,
or do one of those hop on hobo actually will
take you all over.

Speaker 22 (01:45:34):
Yeah, we're actually on the we're on the way to
Lancaster to catch the train and we're gonna get there
about one o'clock at Penn Station and then they're going
to a Broadway show tonight. Perfect, So then we're off
to the races after that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
Yo, if you can get in, you know, you gotta
do dinner at car Mine if you can get in,
if you can get a reservation there. But how much fun.
But by the way, how's your Spanish? Do you communicate
very well with this exchange?

Speaker 22 (01:46:01):
Actually no, I know no Spanish other than some few
butchered words that make her laugh uncontrollably sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:46:09):
Does she speak English?

Speaker 22 (01:46:11):
Oh yeah, very well, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
Okay, you're fine, You're fine. Oh, you know the Empire
State Building touristy thing, I think is a great idea,
you know, and then you have tickets to that. Do
you come to New York City a lot yourself.

Speaker 22 (01:46:23):
We've been there a few times. It's been a while
because of some you know, the city thing, but now
I think it's getting a little bit better from what
we hear.

Speaker 4 (01:46:31):
So we're heading up and whatever sporting events going on
in town, you know, go to Ticketmaster or whatever and
just get into a game. You know, yeah, just go
see some stuff. There's lots to do here, and it's funny,
there's more stuff to do here than anywhere else. And
we really don't have any answers. We have some good answers.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
Keep going.

Speaker 12 (01:46:46):
I mean, we're oculus.

Speaker 4 (01:46:49):
You can see so many different museums.

Speaker 25 (01:46:52):
So excited to see my first rat on the subway.

Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
That was such a cool thing for me. Shut up.

Speaker 25 (01:46:57):
Everybody always says, hey, there's a lot of rats on
the subway, and you're kind of skeptical, and then when
you finally see it, you're like, wow, you're weird.

Speaker 10 (01:47:06):
What how many he was a child and you've got
to go to Catches Dally and have a pastrami on Rye.

Speaker 4 (01:47:10):
I mean to write a posh and.

Speaker 6 (01:47:12):
Canal Street to buy knock off Fair, Oh my god, a.

Speaker 5 (01:47:15):
Bar and get into a fight with him because he's
usually doing that.

Speaker 14 (01:47:18):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:47:19):
Another great thing about New York City is the walking.
You can just walk everywhere, and before you know it,
you have walked with forty thousand steps and you're done.

Speaker 6 (01:47:28):
Chinatown for dinner or Little Italy for dinner and Cannoli.
Don't forget that's there.

Speaker 4 (01:47:33):
You've got lot.

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
Yeah, that one.

Speaker 4 (01:47:34):
I'm gonna hang out with you guys. We're gona emerge
into your party, Howard, have a great time in New
York City. Please leave it the way you found it.

Speaker 11 (01:47:41):
Oh we will.

Speaker 4 (01:47:42):
Well, thanks for depending on us for all this information.

Speaker 7 (01:47:44):
Have fun.

Speaker 5 (01:47:44):
Break a leg, all right, leg?

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Okay, take care, Howard, and.

Speaker 4 (01:47:48):
There you go. Phone call Roulette. We'll try again next time.

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Yeah, I do.

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