FULL SHOW: The Day We Found Out Perfect People Aren’t Real

This was the day of bad decisions and weird confessions: ordering corn by the gallon, rolling the window down mid-fart sound, fighting over outerwear, and realizing “perfect” people don’t exist. Plus, unusual pets, blocked celebs, and Intern Sam’s family drama.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Your collar one hundred. Let me introduce myself. Oh gosh,
it's just such a reduction.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
This is Elvis da Wren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
The Last Robuster. Yes I did. There's one left in Bend, Oregon,
and I'm talking about Rockbuster Video Rental by the way,
in case you're won. So it's in Bend, Oregon. That's right,
it's the last one. And they just got their license
to renew, so they're going to stay for a little while.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
So people are still going in and renting what what
are they rented?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
They rent DVDs and a lot of and a lot
of people say they just go in there just to
walk around, just to experience it and walk out with nothing.
But it's kind of cool. It's nostalgic. I love that.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know, you just got to be there in a
minute if you go.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
So I'm looking back to the day when we used
to have to you'd have to go to Blockbuster.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You would hope they would have your.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Film, right Otherwise it was all those VCR tapes you're
all gone. They would have the cover there, but nothing
like pick it up and like there's nothing behind it.
It's a crappy movie way down on the end is
that totally available?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
So I mean, did we ever, like, did we ever
Blockbuster and chill? You know what I'm saying, invite them
over to watch a VCR tape chill?

Speaker 6 (01:29):
I think that took more effort.

Speaker 7 (01:30):
You weren't really the chill mode if you actually got up,
drove to Blockbuster, fought.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
Over a movie, then came home and you're.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Awake the fights that I had in Blockbusters over movie
because you would go with your boyfriend and you'd say,
or your girl whatever, and I'd say, you know, let's
just stay in, make some popcorn and watch a movie. Okay,
Well what do you want to get? And you'd argue
about what movie to get because you wanted to see
something and he wanted to see something else. And then
you wound up not getting a movie, not talking and going.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
There fighting other people over like the last that happen?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, that did happen?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, hold on, you used to work in a Blockbuster,
didn't you?

Speaker 8 (02:03):
From I did.

Speaker 9 (02:04):
I worked at a Blockbuster Video in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
And the the worst was people would call and they
would be like, hey, do you have the new what
whatever movie was out at the time, and you'd be like, yeah,
we hold it for me, I'm on the way right now,
and they would get in their car and speed there
and you would hold it underneath the counter for them.
If it was somebody that was there a lot, you
would help them out.

Speaker 8 (02:24):
But people would get so furious.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
At Blockbusters.

Speaker 8 (02:28):
Yeah, you had regular so that you knew you could.

Speaker 9 (02:30):
You could check their rental history and you could see
all that they came all the time. They always returned
on time, and they did their stuff. So you would
try to help them out. But people would be so furious.
There were fights over movies. There were people that would
stand outside. You remember the little window you could you
didn't have to go inside to return your video. You
could put it through the little shoot and it would
go inside. We would have people that would stand outside
and go, what movie are you returning? And they would

(02:51):
want to walk in with the person returning by hand
and trying to switch right.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
There's crazy video games. I remember when video games you
wanted to try them out before buying them. We would
go to Blockbuster and rent all our video games.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
If you boys didn't run them first, you went to
all the trouble to drive all the way down to
the Blockbuster, go in and like sift through, like you
look it up. It was blue and white. I remember
that was the colors of the store, right, yellow and yelling,
and there was white. They had white in there. I
saw white.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I saw. You can't take that away from me. Anyway.
You'd find, you'd finally find the film.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
You get it all the way home and you start
watching it in a minute and you're like, you know,
this is a dud, this is a crappy film.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
But you felt like you went to all that effort.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You had to watch the whole thing now on you know,
Netflix or Prime. You're like, okay, done by clicks, so
good to be able to just please.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Be kind, please rewind.

Speaker 8 (03:45):
Oh yeah, that was the thing.

Speaker 9 (03:47):
When they would return, we had to open them up.
You had to open it real quick, open it and
you would see which side of the little window that
all the film was on, and you would know right
away if they rewounded or if they didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Froggy.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Would you charge people if you had to rewind their videos?

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Absolutely, that's probably.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
How much it was.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Two dollars on your.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Are you're kidding me? All you do is slip it
over to the rewinder or whatever rewind.

Speaker 9 (04:08):
We had those when multiple rewinders behind the counter where
we would rewind things if we had to.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Here's someone you know what we should do. It was
video rental stores. They're gonna make a lot of money
rewinding videos. Let's just let's invent a machine that just
rewinds videos. It doesn't play them, it just rewinds one way,
just rewind.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
It didn't go forward, only rewind.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
For my family, the biggest fight was always when we
would go to check out because they had all the
candy lined up right at the checkout counter, but it
was like ten times more than candy at the dollar store.
So my mom would always be like, no, we're not
getting this. We're gonna go to the dollar store. And
then she never took me the dollar store.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
To get the candy. It didn't get candy.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
Well.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I remember in Manhattan we had a great video store
down in Greenwich Village and I can't remember the name
of it, but they were sort of famous, uh and
I mean it.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Was like an old, old, old.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Video store, right, and they all had you know it,
the non blockbuster stores that had the beads you walk
through the beads, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Or like the old timmy western saloon doors that yes,
swivel back and forth.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Don't go to that section.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh yes, the adult section.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
That's the section mommy would never let me go to.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
So you go back in the adult video corner of
non blockbuster videos, and then you always kind of wonder
like who else is back there?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Because you know what, but they thought the same thing
of you. Oh look at this PERV coming in here,
and you're already in here, per.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Touching like you know, the case of the movie. And
then you're wondering, who else is touching this case? And
what else are they touching? Why is it stuck?

Speaker 10 (05:41):
Shot?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Brody got it? Brody got it? Kim's video. That was
the famous, famous video place. I used to go there
all the time. But they had like they had like
a lot of art films and a lot of foreign
films and the stuff you already couldn't get a blockbuster.
Uh yeah, but I know Scotty probably went into the
beaded section a lot.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I had any bead experiences.

Speaker 11 (06:01):
Yes, God, this is where I draw the line though.
I always wanted to go behind the beads, but I
never had the bulls to go behind the beads because
I'm like, because I always wonder what people are thinking
to me.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
So for the reasons you just.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Said, well, they think that you want to watch an
adult film as what you think. Basically, if we want
to boil it down, you want to see porn is what.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't want that on me.

Speaker 12 (06:27):
I don't want anyone to look at me.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
Specify.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
So I was with a friend of mine. We were
in the village.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
We're having drinks, and she's like, I'd never been to
a gay porn store.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Take me.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
I went, oh god, this is there were DVDs at
this point. Okay, So we had a drink or two,
and so we went into this place at the corner
of whatever and Christopher or what, I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And so we went in and of course it's.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Like they have a back area and I never, I
swear to god, I never went to that back area
where apparently you can go watch films and booths and
there's holes and walls and things and whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Gloryhole I've been. Anyway you've been, You're to a glory
hole by mistake.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
Okay, yeah, right, nobody ahole.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
So my friend.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Barbera is like, she'd never been to a gay porn store.
I'm like, okay, I'll take you. And so she's picking
up things that she's.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Screaming, hey up, it's my god. Look what this guy's
doing to this guy. I mean, I'm like, please, can
we just leave?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
They had just brought in mountains stacks and stacks of
gay porn DVDs. She backed into one and they all
fell over. It was like someone in front of a
biker bar, like fifteen Harley's all get tipped over at
the same time, thousands and thousands of DVDs gay porn
flowing across the floor.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I'm like, that was the last time I went to
a porn store.

Speaker 12 (07:46):
That was it?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Never again gay porn stores and they still have those, Yeah,
but everything you need online, So the only reason to
go is for Scotty's holes in the wall. I don't
know it.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
That's how I feel that Spencer's Gifts as well, Like
they have the back area of Spencer's Gifts, that's all
like you know, you know, sexual.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Toys and where you get to sweater for your penis right,
And I used to be.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Like, I can't even look over there. I don't want
anybody to think I wanted to look. Okay, I'll take
a peek. Let me just peek.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Yeah, let me look at us.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
I went to a store, a sex store once with
one of my friends, and there was a guy in
line in front of us, and when he turned around
and saw us, he got out a line and came
and stood behind us.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
So we were like, oh, he doesn't want us to
see what he's gonna buy.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
It became a game where both of us were going
back and forth for like twenty minutes.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
He even buy anything that good that I saw.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Great story.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
I take it back.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
You should have made up something like he bought something
really crazy.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Well, wasn't a black bag. I don't know what it was.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
You know what if you go to a store that
says porn, you turn into this different I mean you're
on the in the it's like you're a cross between
a ninja hiding behind and you run to a like
a wholesome section, and then when no one's looking, you
run to the really raunchy section. Let's go take some
calls twenty four one, twenty fours Angie, Yeah, Angie actually

(09:06):
worked at a Blockbuster as well. Froggie, Hey, how was
your experience at Blockbuster back in the day.

Speaker 13 (09:10):
Angie, hi Elvis, I was so excited on the radio.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Listening to us. Thank you very much, thank you well.

Speaker 13 (09:17):
I used to work at Blockbuster and at one point
a lady had so much late.

Speaker 14 (09:22):
Seas that she threatened to beat me up after work.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Oh my god, she.

Speaker 15 (09:25):
Said, I'll meet you outside.

Speaker 14 (09:26):
I'll meet you outside, and I'm this little thing.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 16 (09:30):
Old, No, she wanted.

Speaker 17 (09:31):
It was her fault.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
It was her fault. She had late fees. She wanted
you to them.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah, she just she wanted.

Speaker 14 (09:37):
She just said, no, no, I'm going to beat you up.

Speaker 18 (09:39):
That's I'll meet you outside after work.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Make sure you're outside after work.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
The original cash me outside girl. Yeah, so you survived.
Did you enjoy your experience working at at Blockbuster?

Speaker 13 (09:52):
Yes, I was a proud Blockbuster employee.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
I've got a question for Angie.

Speaker 9 (09:56):
Angie, did your store have like the big mirrors and
the ankled mirror in the seil so you could see
people from the back of the store when they were
moving videos around.

Speaker 15 (10:04):
No, I don't think we had those.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, we had.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
Angled mirrors on the top of the ceiling so we
could stand behind the register and see when people because
they would try to hide movies so that there was
a movie that they wanted, they would hide it behind
another movie. We could see that, we would bust them.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I love that early security Angled Mirrors exactly. We got
to let you go. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 12 (10:25):
I like this.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I had a great text go by two friends got
kicked out of an adult store. They were sword fighting
with three foot long dildos. Oh well, Holly on line four, Hello.

Speaker 17 (10:37):
Holly, Hi, good morning, Well.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
You know, if you're under the age of twenty or
maybe eighteen, you don't even know what the word rewind
means anymore.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Have you noticed that anyway? What's on your mind, Holly?
What's going on?

Speaker 19 (10:51):
So?

Speaker 17 (10:52):
I have an interesting Blockbuster story. When I was about
sixty years old, seven years old, I do remember going
with my parents renting My Girl with Macaulay Culkin. You
remember that movie?

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yes, that was so sad.

Speaker 17 (11:07):
Yeah, So, within a few minutes of the video, I'm
pretty sure the first scene was not from My Girl.
It was actually from the movie Basic Instinct, which was
definitely not for kids. And I think within minutes in
the first two scenes, the main character maybe with Sharon Stone,

(11:28):
actually stabbed the guy with an ice pick. Yes, And
I ran out of the room crying, Mommy, mommy, When
does Macaulay Culkin meet Data whatever.

Speaker 20 (11:37):
The little girl's name was guard.

Speaker 17 (11:40):
They couldn't even turn it off fast enough, so.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
You didn't make it to the scene where Sharon Stone
was sitting on the chair and she had a very
short start on.

Speaker 17 (11:47):
My mom came in real fast, turns it right off
and we wound up getting twenty three rentals from Walckbuster
Video after that.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Wow, that's a gold mine. Yes, I would slip a
porn in my kid's video box to get twenty three rentals.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That's why I guess that's why I'm not a parent.
Not your parent. All right, Thank you, Holly, thank you
for listening. You love you guys, love you be kind,
Please rewind.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
What's up you'll Hi?

Speaker 21 (12:19):
I'm Sam Smith.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Is Speedy exa with Elvis Durant on the Morning Show.
Come on, Wake up, Wake up, Elvis dran in the morning.
So why is Daniel worried? A lapel that says, ask
me about my can of corn? Oh what is that?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Let me let me this is a visual too? You
have it with you?

Speaker 22 (12:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
My gosh, she has a can of corn. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Wait, let me explain something.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Look at the size of that can.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
I went on to Instacart and I made an order
like I always do, and I ordered a can of
corn for our dinner. I didn't look at the size
of the can of corn.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Hold on, look at this, good god, look at this can.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
That's like for a daycare.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Is the can of corn a hundred and six ounces?
It's six point six pounds.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Now I make it with that.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
I'm not I'm going to donate at someplace.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
No, no, no, you can freeze. You can freeze corn and
baggies things they last forever. Yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Maybe I'll do that or donate it donated. But I
mean I I didn't even look. And so here's the thing.
Sheldon does not know. My husband does not know that
I did this. I hid this can of corn where
the basement behind some stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
It takes up the entire base.

Speaker 12 (13:37):
I know what.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
I didn't want him to see it and then say
what did you do? What did you do?

Speaker 13 (13:42):
Now?

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Because he knows I always ordered things accidentally that I
order plantains instead of banana.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Wait, who's going to be mad at you for ordering it.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
He wouldn't be mad, but he said it was a
waste of money, which he totally is right to waste
the money. I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
And six ounces, no, because I didn't even.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Think they sold a can of corn that it has.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
It's twelve cups of corn. That is what it is.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
What can I make us?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
It's corn season corn?

Speaker 4 (14:08):
It is corn and everything good?

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Hap you carried that in this mor I?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Did you know what? I'll buy that from?

Speaker 23 (14:14):
You?

Speaker 19 (14:14):
Will you?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (14:15):
I'll give it to you for free.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Because I'll put it off. You can freeze it.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
In my head.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
You can have that. That's for you, honey, That's for you. Alvis,
love you.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I can't walk.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
You want the bag?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
I brought it him, my American dream bag.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Get out of here, you and you and your corner
the bag you run it in with.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
But I hit it from Sheldon, I said, you know
what he'll find out about it when I bring it
into the show.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Who's gonna get mad at? Get mad at a massive
can of corn?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Because the problem is is I always do this. I
don't look and I order stuff I don't need, or
I ordered the wrong size. And then he's like and
you wasted the money because you're not going to use
it all or you can't use those. So he's right,
especially this time. But even Scotty said he didn't think
that they sold cans that big shop.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
That's that's the size of corn you have like elementary
school cafeterias.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Right exactly.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
So this reminds me of a friend of mine who
needed to buy a little stool to put in his bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
He could sit down and whatever, you know, put his
pante hoose on. I don't know it, so about to
stool off Amazon. It shows up. It's an inch tall. Yes,
it's a miniature.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Pay for it.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I don't know. What do you do? He said. I
thought it was a great price. I know. You can't
even put a frog on that thing. It's because you
gotta look at the size. That's the whole thing. I
didn't look what's up there. Producer sam My mom did
the exact same thing.

Speaker 22 (15:38):
She thought she was buying a bench for us to
sit on in the backyard, and it turns out it
was for like literal American girl dolls. It's that size,
and we wouldn't let her return it. It's now in
the backyard as a mark of shame.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh your poor mom, love her?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Hey, god, you know what I'm cravy, Scottie, Yeah, scott
to hear the grocery store expert. How much is an
old school box of Kraft macaroni and cheese, you know,
with the orange powder and the macaroni?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
On average? It's about a dollar ninety nine a box.
But you would never pay that, never stock up when
it's on sale. I've been craving good old fashioned.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's what it's butter and milks all you need, right, yep,
it's all you need. Have you ever made Kraft macaroni
cheese but you didn't have butter or milks? Try to
find another way to do it?

Speaker 8 (16:26):
Oh yeah, just he was neither.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
It's still okay. It needs some sort of moisture. Water.
You put a little water.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Uh, let's see, Danielle, Yes, you get today's phone tap?
What's it about?

Speaker 4 (16:41):
So Christy is phone tapping her husband Kent. Apparently they've
been talking about maybe putting the house on the market,
but nothing's been set in stone. So she said, why
don't we pretend I did it? Without him knowing.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
The house, without telling your husband.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, so you call as the buyer of the house
and I'll get on the phone later on and we'll
see what happens.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
All right, Listen, it's not a very good thing to do.
See what happened to Daniels from.

Speaker 10 (17:03):
You have to help you.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Yes, I'm looking for Chrissy, honey, but please.

Speaker 10 (17:07):
He's not here. My answers going, yeah, Hi.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
This is Melissa Rich.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
I'm the person purchasing your property.

Speaker 10 (17:13):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, St Joe as we're from Here's Nest showed me
the property and I put the bid in and was
accepted by Chrissy.

Speaker 24 (17:21):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, that house is
not patil.

Speaker 10 (17:23):
There's no time.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Okay, wait wait wait, please don't tell me that because
I have no place to live. Then if that's the case,
I to live, okay, because I've sold my place.

Speaker 10 (17:32):
Oh let me let me let hold let me let
me talk the brakes on you for a minute. None
of this has been run past me, whatso well?

Speaker 24 (17:39):
Okay, excuse me.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
I'm sorry to be rude, but I don't even know
who you are.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
I'm her husband.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Okay, Well, you don't know that she sold your house.

Speaker 24 (17:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (17:46):
I know she ain't sold my house.

Speaker 16 (17:48):
I am so.

Speaker 10 (17:49):
Sorry that you ain't got nowhere to live. But there's
a whole lot of shelters around here that can help
you out. My house is not, sir.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
Please don't say that. Do you know, Chrissy, honey?

Speaker 24 (18:01):
Do I know?

Speaker 25 (18:02):
Well?

Speaker 4 (18:02):
I'm very confused, then, sir. How could your wife let
a realtor show your property and you not.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Know about it?

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Let me tell you that my wife what the fellow
bump her head? I don't know what to tell you.
That house is mine?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
No, it's mine. I even have a closing date.

Speaker 24 (18:15):
Closing date?

Speaker 26 (18:17):
You know what?

Speaker 13 (18:18):
Playing play thing?

Speaker 10 (18:19):
I can't do not follow you many, sir?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Why don't you talk to your wife. She'll explain the situation.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I'm gonna take your tongue and I'm going to tie.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
It in the not where your shoemaker should be to
bite down.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
That's what you need to do.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
I'll see you two o'clock at my closing Okay, goodbye, Yeah, goodbye, Okay, Chrissy,
he is I love him.

Speaker 24 (18:41):
He's off on the Queen.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
He is awesome.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
We are going to reconnect.

Speaker 27 (18:45):
You, okay, Hello, you keep calling me, and I'm gonna
with a.

Speaker 24 (18:54):
Kitchen.

Speaker 10 (18:55):
Listen to me real good. Some just called my talking
about you sold the house and talking about it's our house.
Oh no, I'm walking I'm walking it off. I'm walking
it off. I'm walking it off.

Speaker 27 (19:08):
Oh my god, I ain't get my I didn't get
to talk to you about it because we had a
really busy weekend.

Speaker 10 (19:14):
You know, I didn't wonder why we were doing the
yard work. It didn't come across to you to let
to me.

Speaker 27 (19:18):
I have a copy of the paper here in the office,
and I'm gonna sign anything because he needs me to
faxico her.

Speaker 10 (19:24):
If you signed money, don't some money? Oh clue, you
ain't gotta do what you saw money.

Speaker 27 (19:30):
You don't even seem so upset about it.

Speaker 28 (19:31):
You're not even that surprised.

Speaker 27 (19:32):
Well, if I'm not.

Speaker 10 (19:33):
Surprised, how the hell can you say I'm not surprised.
I'm gonna work and you're gonna call me the coming
that you saw a house.

Speaker 29 (19:39):
No, what I'm doing.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
If I'm using my dubby to keep myself from excluding
and putting a whole in every one of these boxes
in the place, I'm keeping myself composed under the strain
that I'm under at this present time.

Speaker 27 (19:51):
Why are you unfl many? I thought you would be
happy and excited that we're doing something together and.

Speaker 30 (19:55):
New to tell me, where was the deblat well where
you don't have to help me pack?

Speaker 10 (20:00):
Oh, I'm gonna help you pack. Yeah, we gonna we
gonna start doing it right away.

Speaker 29 (20:03):
Im on that we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Back it up.

Speaker 10 (20:06):
Yeah, my thing going away.

Speaker 27 (20:07):
Can I get the paper or not?

Speaker 10 (20:09):
Should I fact with you or I'll text me?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah? I think you should sign them Kent. Yes, this
is Daniel mon Arrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
and we just phone tapped.

Speaker 10 (20:19):
You got you gotta kid me, you did not.

Speaker 27 (20:24):
I got your baby, Tyle.

Speaker 23 (20:25):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 26 (20:25):
I know you didn't know.

Speaker 24 (20:27):
You did not.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
Nobody gets me. You just got me.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
She got you.

Speaker 10 (20:32):
Yeah, you guys are literally standing.

Speaker 24 (20:36):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
permission granted.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
By all party the Elvis Teroran phone tap only on
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 24 (20:51):
Alice Dran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
We gotta talk to some Mantha some manta is the intern?
I need odd muse scary scary stuff that signifies were
talking about something odd, something kind of great.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Hello, Hello, how are you intern Samantha?

Speaker 31 (21:07):
I'm good today.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
How long have you known your father?

Speaker 31 (21:11):
Twenty two years?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Twenty two years now now? And you grew up in
the same house as your.

Speaker 31 (21:14):
Father, same house, really close with.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Him, and you love your dad?

Speaker 26 (21:17):
Right?

Speaker 31 (21:18):
I love my dad a lot.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
All Right, you recently discovered two things about your father
and you're just blown.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Away, mind blown, mind blown. Yeah, And I can see
the thing is, once you hear these, you'll go, oh
my god, I can't believe you didn't know this. Okay.
Number one, what's the first thing?

Speaker 31 (21:35):
My dad is a stoner.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I didn't know. How'd you find out?

Speaker 31 (21:42):
My cousin told me. She was telling me that, like
this one time that they were like hanging out and
he started saying something really weird about like painting the house,
and that's when she discovered it, and then the whole one.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
So he so he's been smoking pot ever since you
were a kid. Yeah, he Did you confront him on it?
Did you ask him?

Speaker 24 (21:59):
No?

Speaker 31 (21:59):
Well, yeah, recently I did because I was like, I
was like, why have you never told me? How have
I never known? I knew he smoked cigarettes. But I've
never noticed right joints or anything.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I can see how you can keep that a secret.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, okay, tell everyone, okay, mind blown till yeah, tell everyone?
What else you just found out about your dad? Who
know him for twenty two years?

Speaker 31 (22:16):
He's bald and his hair is fake?

Speaker 4 (22:21):
What he went to topey around you all the time.

Speaker 31 (22:23):
I've never seen him without it, I mean even.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I mean, did you talk to him? Did you talk
to him about it?

Speaker 24 (22:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I can't.

Speaker 31 (22:31):
My mom was like, do not talk to him. He's
very sensitive about it. That's why I've never seen him
without it.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
But don't you go swimming with him?

Speaker 24 (22:39):
Never?

Speaker 31 (22:39):
He wears it. He wears it in the shower. I've
never seen him without it.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Like, so it's not a weave, I mean, it's a
two pay it comes.

Speaker 31 (22:47):
Off, it comes off apparently.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, so how did you find out about this?

Speaker 31 (22:52):
My brother's going bald. So I was asking my mom, like,
where does that come from? Like everyone has a full
head of hair, right, And then my mom was like
everyone just assumed I knew. So my mom was like,
what are you talking about your dad? And I was like,
what about him? And She's just like he has to pey.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
I was like, what about.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I wanted to go in there and like lift it up.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
No, no, no, he's obviously very sensitive about it. But
I don't know. Do you see why?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I find it a little odd that you've known him
as your father and you've been close to him for
twenty two years and you never knew his hair is his.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I bought it, he bought.

Speaker 31 (23:33):
It, and he like peppers it now like so like
ages with him. Like I was just like, it's unreal
that he.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Like never got a haircut.

Speaker 31 (23:43):
No, because he he when he like goes to touch
up the piece, he says he's getting a haircut. Like
I literally had no idea.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
You know what I would love to do.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Let's parlay this than Samantha great, this is my my
dad's bald pod hag.

Speaker 24 (24:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
And now things you found out? Hey, Chandler, how are you?

Speaker 8 (24:13):
I'm not too bad.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
How's it going?

Speaker 9 (24:14):
Doing?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay?

Speaker 27 (24:15):
Doing?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Thank you for asking. Hey, so you know your mom?
You love your mom no matter what, right, yep, yeah,
But you found out something about your mom and it
threw you for a second. I'm sure, what did you
find out about your mom?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Chandler.

Speaker 28 (24:28):
Well, I was helping her move and we were packing
up boxes and I found a box with a trophy
and if the trophy was broken, but it said, uh,
biggest boobs.

Speaker 10 (24:39):
And warn.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
It said biggest boobs?

Speaker 28 (24:43):
What biggest boobs and warn that's the city.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Warren, Ohio, Ohio. Okay, biggest boobs and Warren.

Speaker 28 (24:51):
And I said, you know where did this come from?
And she said, oh, I used to be a dancer,
and like she just said it with no like like no, okay,
it is what it is. And I, you know, we
just really didn't talk about it after that, but I after
how the trophy got broken and when my grandma found it,
she threw it at her and it groke.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
So why did your grandma have a problem with the
biggest boob in boobs and Warren trophy of your mother.

Speaker 16 (25:16):
Earned because my mom being a dancer I'm assuming, but yeah,
or twenty at the time, so wow.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
And no problem.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
So mom used to be a dancer, okay, and she
got a trophy.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Though I love that she's a good dancer.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
See there you go.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Well, congratulations, channel, But these are the things you know
every once in a while, I mean, how old you
were you when you finally discovered this about your mom?

Speaker 28 (25:41):
It was about twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, you're twenty eight years old. You're just now discovering
mom used to be an exotic dancer and got a
trophy for it.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
I love it all right, Chandler, thank you very much.
So you know it's never too late in life to
fight out more. I didn't find out that stuff about
my dad until after I he passed away.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I want to know they kept it, they kept it quiet.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Hello Karen, Hello, Hello, So what'd you find out about
your dad later on in life?

Speaker 30 (26:08):
Well? I found out that my dad and my stepmom
they used to go to Poconos about every other weekend
in the summer. I was about fifteen, sixteen years old
when they used to go. And I found out a
few years ago that they were going to a nudist
Connie this whole time.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh so your dad and your stepmom were nudists. They
love to hang out with other people who were nude
up at the Poconos.

Speaker 13 (26:30):
No, let me tell you.

Speaker 30 (26:31):
I can see this with my dad.

Speaker 16 (26:32):
My step mom knew.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
They surprised.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
They do surprise you, And you know what, as long
as it's not something dangerous or dirty. You know, it's
kind of fun to learn something new about them, and
don't you find it a little intriguing?

Speaker 23 (26:49):
Uh no, Okay, mom, there you go.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
All right, Thank you, Karen, thanks for listening to us. Hi, Gabby, Hi,
would you find out about your grandma?

Speaker 13 (27:04):
We were sitting in her kitchen and she told me
she was a mud wrestler. Back in the day when
my mom was.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
A kid, my grandma was a mud wrestler. People would
pay to watch your grandmother go into the ring and
wrestle other people in mud.

Speaker 13 (27:25):
Yeah, and apparently she was really good at it too.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Did she win any trophies?

Speaker 13 (27:31):
I guess she was in like a state competition or
something and she took second place?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Right now, were you intrigued? Didn't they kind of fun
to find out something that you never knew about grandma?

Speaker 19 (27:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (27:43):
I was like, jeez, I have a cool grandma.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I got a mud wrestling granny.

Speaker 8 (27:48):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Thank you very much, Gabby. I love that. Finally we
talked to Carly. Hello, Carly, good morning, good morning. What'd
you find out about grandma?

Speaker 32 (27:58):
Okay, so my dad packed I was about eighteen and
about twenty five, my family told me and my siblings,
that my grandmother had an affair with a taxi driver
in the back of the taxi cab, so that my
grandfather was not my grandfather.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Wow, so we.

Speaker 32 (28:19):
Got introduced to an entire new family. It was easier
than the one I was raised with.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Okay, this is a little more complex than the previous calls.
I mean, did you find this to be interesting? I mean,
did it really throw you off? Is it really that awful?

Speaker 16 (28:34):
Well?

Speaker 32 (28:34):
Kind of.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
I see if I find out it's a little bit
of a scandal. If I found out a scandal like
that in my family.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'd be like, oh good, yes, finally it makes us
a little more interesting. They had sex in the back
of his cab.

Speaker 32 (28:47):
I needed to be more interesting.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, Okay, your family's interesting enough, I know. But someone
conceived in the back of a cab.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
That's kind of fun, right, I guess no one's agree
with me. That's kind of taking a ride in the
taxi whole new meaning.

Speaker 16 (29:01):
Right, very true.

Speaker 32 (29:04):
But then I found out that like this guy has
like twenty seven kids.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Oh oh god, busy taxi. Thank you, Carly, thanks for listening.
See I love that. I love when you find out
these little intriguing things that happened as long as no
one's getting hurt.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
Oh, all the like twenty three and me stuff. Now,
I feel like that is just a whole new ball game.
It's finding out everything.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
And you know, Scary told us a long time ago
his great grandparents were first cousins.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
We found out in my adult life.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
We kind of knew that. We kind of figured that out.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
On what makes you say that? Because you don't clot
when you believe right?

Speaker 6 (29:36):
I got that going on in my family too, which
explains a lot about me.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Right, really, really do you when you believe me?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
I too, don't clot.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Scary also describes that big mono eyebrow you have, Mono.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Boni, I love you are a little close together, a
little they are. When he crosses his eyes, they become
one like a cyclops.

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Speaker 33 (30:18):
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Speaker 2 (30:40):
Today Elvis dan in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I know we're telling grandma stories.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
And my favorite was you said, is Scary, Hey, Scary,
give me some Grandma music?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
And I'm like, what does that even sound like? This
isn't Grandmammy. This is like great great, great great great grandma.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
This is like prohibition.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, I know, I don't know about that, but anyway,
last half of Gin from the Maftop. I mean because
I remember my grandmother's number one golden life was to
make me fat, and I think old Grandma's gonna do that.
I would get home from school and stay at Grandma's
house some days and she would be making these homemade

(31:33):
biscuits with like a pound of butter on every bite.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Ye, and Scary had the same problem.

Speaker 11 (31:37):
Yes, she used to feed me sweets because she used to.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Watch me after school before my mom was at work.

Speaker 11 (31:42):
So she could you could have four cookies of your choice,
or do you want two Hostess cupcakes or two twinkies?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
And here's a glass of whole milk. It's like my
grandmother would. She would roll me under the cow and
just just squeeze the utter into my mouth. Here have
some milk straight from the.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Because they get insulted when you don't eat.

Speaker 12 (32:02):
I know.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Well, grandma's are there because they want to spoil you. Hi, Brianna,
how are.

Speaker 19 (32:05):
You, Hi?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
How are you well? I'm doing well. Oh my gosh,
what's that sound in the background.

Speaker 18 (32:11):
I'm sorry I took off my seatboat.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Oh my gosh. Well, hey, don't hit a tree.

Speaker 28 (32:15):
Hey I'm not driving right now.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Well, thank you for listening to Why one hundred in Miami.
Your grandma she tries to make you fattoo. Is that
your grandma's mission?

Speaker 34 (32:23):
Yes, my grandmother.

Speaker 18 (32:24):
We are Cuban. So if you're not chunky at a
young age, you're you're pretty much malnourished.

Speaker 13 (32:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I know that's what they say, and we know it's
not true, but in their eyes it is.

Speaker 31 (32:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (32:34):
Yeah, so she really I don't deserve her like she
has spoiled me to and my cousins and my brother
to no end.

Speaker 34 (32:42):
And now that I'm with.

Speaker 18 (32:43):
My boyfriend, she spoils hiss to absolutely no end. She
constantly feeds us.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Feeds, Yeah, what's your boyfriend's name?

Speaker 18 (32:52):
His name is Paul.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I can't hear your grandmother all little Paul, have another coquetta?

Speaker 18 (32:57):
Yeah, can you imagine? And it's all in Spanish, very
and then she'll say no, and she'll say see and
then serve him a plate of.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Poof, you know, with grandmother's no means jazz. I know,
but she loves you. And this is how grandma's show love.
You say, you know what, it's Grandma's day, it's your birthday.
Let us do something for you.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
And you know what.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
The gift, the best gift you can give a grandma
does that Let her cook for you because she loves it.

Speaker 18 (33:25):
Absolutely. She's very We've had friends that come over and
they she's embraced them with so much love, and they'll
offer her to bring her food and she says, absolutely not.
If there's like an emergency with clothes, she hems our clothes.

Speaker 23 (33:38):
She used to be a.

Speaker 18 (33:39):
Seamstress in Cuba, so she comes in if we have
any little thing, even so much as a button. She
taught me how to sew, and I sew all my stuff,
but she'll look at it and say, no, no, no, no, no,
you didn't do this right.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
We have to interrupt this conversation, Breonna, to give Paul
another coquetta. Grandma's can sew anything.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I was like you, you leave the room and walk back,
and she's sewn an entire like hot air below.

Speaker 18 (34:03):
Yes, my grandmother, My grandmother sewed. She made my mom's
wedding dress.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
See, there's something so beautiful about that, Brianna, God bless
your grandmother.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
You tell her. We said, Hi, okay, I will.

Speaker 18 (34:16):
I might even make a video and I'll send it.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I love Grandma poored, but it's not dirty porn. It's
like her making croquetta.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Sewing so not my grandmother didn't do this, But my
mom told me a story of how they used to
play jokes on her Grandma. They would sew her nightgown
shut and they'd sew the they'd sew the arms, so
in the middle of the night, she's cursing and Italian
trying to get her arms on.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
That sounds like something Alex would do.

Speaker 20 (34:42):
You would sell me.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
But they said it was so funny. Don't make fun
of Grandma.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
My grandma. I love her. She's my favorite person ever.

Speaker 7 (34:50):
But she was definitely the wanderers, like she would wander
out of the house. So we were the family in
the neighborhood who people would be returning my grandma to us.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Like he did you lose this again? I'm grandma.

Speaker 29 (35:01):
Please.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
She's just walking around and say hi to everywhere.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
We love our grandma.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Hello is this Morgan?

Speaker 32 (35:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
So Morgan? What well, good morning? And it's all about grandma's.
What does your grandma do for you?

Speaker 14 (35:22):
So I've been out of a house for batty here now,
and I'll ask her to go over and let my
dog out.

Speaker 34 (35:28):
And while she's over there, she'll just clean my entire house.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Can you have her come over and let my dog
that I don't have that?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
It's crazy. It's like, Grandma, you've been here an hour
and you clean my entire house and she's then she says,
and I also made you a teary miss soup. We
love our grandma.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
The thing about grandma's is they get you fat and
they're like, oh, you need to eat more, and they
get you fat, and then one day that you walk
in they go, oh, you're getting fat.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Your faults.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Only grandma's can get away with it. I Morgan, have
a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 34 (35:59):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, it's all about grandma's.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
One of my grandma's once told my cousin, I haven't
seen you in a while.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
You've turned into a fat boy.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
Yeah, Frog speaking of getting fat.

Speaker 9 (36:13):
And I know you'll know this being from the South, Elvis,
My grandma used to put bacon grease in everything.

Speaker 23 (36:18):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (36:18):
Absolutely, if she cooked something, she would save the grease.
I'm like a little Crisco can on the back of
the stove.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Right next to the stove.

Speaker 9 (36:24):
Absolutely, and she cooked anything, she'd reach it there and
just take it out and put a doll up in there.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
I'm like Grandma, She's like, makes it better, It makes
it good.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
It does.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
Everything was cooked with bacon fan and.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
They live forever until doctors told him it would kill them.
Then they all started dye. Just don't tell me what
I'm doing to kill me, and I won't die. Hello, Danielle, Hi,
your grandma she sleeps over and she protects you. Tell
me about your grandma why she stays over. I love this.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
She's insane and I love her. But she's seventy six
years old, and no matter what time of year it is,
she always comes and sleeps over my head. My parents
go away because I'm twenty two and I still live
at home, right, But she thinks that her being there
is just going to protect me if I have a dog,
A finy little old lady, and she just thinks that
whenever she's going to be over that nothing bad is

(37:13):
going to happen.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
That is a cute lover.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
You gotta love that, you know, and cherish cherish her
in every moment that she invades your your space because
she's your I remember until my grandma's last Christmas.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I mean, she'd give me that Christmas card every year.
It had a five dollar bill.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Then it's nice an yeah, and the little thing it's y.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
My grandma used to go to the hairdresser and she
would tip fifty cents, and my mom would say, you
can't tip fifty cents anymore, and you gotta tip more.
So we'd put it in a little envelope for her
that said tip, and she'd still come back with that
envelope that's a tip.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
So now you still so if you see two quarters
on the on the table. You think of your grandma.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
That's the same as if I see a five dollar bill,
are a President Lincoln? I think of my grandma, not
because of the five dollar bill, because Grandma had a
beard just like just like Lincoln, she wore a stove
pipe pat.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Anyway, all right, Danielle, thanks for listening.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
I also just want to say so thank you so
much for taking my call. I actually just apply to
be an intern on your show. So just keep an
eye up for right now and this would be my dream.

Speaker 12 (38:21):
Hold on.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
You guys are amazing.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Well, here's the thing I got to add to that.
If you get the job as an intern, you got
to bring Grandma.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Yes, oh my god, I will you will die.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
She loves you, guys. Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 29 (38:32):
Thank you very much, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, Grandma, lover, lover, I mess her.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
Grandma is my favorite.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, yeah, Grandma. She would call the middle the night
and say that she can't find her can of pennies.
They had cans of pennies. I'm not quite sure. One
more from Malorie. Hi, Mallorie, Hi, are you well. We're
having a great time talking about our gentle grandmothers talk
about how gentle your grandmother is, So she's.

Speaker 14 (39:01):
Not exactly gentle. But anytime like someone yells at either
me or my brother's like, she always goes fuse rottle
and will just yell at them until they're crying.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
So if your mom yells at you, your grandmother will
defend you and yell at your mom for yelling at you.

Speaker 14 (39:17):
Absolutely. Like when I was like nineteen, I wanted to
die my hair blonde, which was absolutely the wrong choice,
and my mom told me no, but then my grandmother
yelled at her, saying that it was what I wanted
to do, so she just went absolutely at her throat.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I love that. We love grandma. Grandma. She's looking out
for you, even if she's fighting off her own child. Yeah,
all right, Malory, you tell grandma.

Speaker 18 (39:40):
We said, Hi, okay, absolutely, thank you so much for calling.

Speaker 15 (39:43):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Well, thanks for texting, and I appreciate it. Hello. Yeah, hello,
Elvis dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 24 (39:54):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
I got to talk to Danielle, not just Danielle another Danielle. Hi, Danielle,
how are you hello?

Speaker 19 (40:03):
How are y'all?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
We're doing great now? I got your text. I thought
this was interesting. I don't know what your text was about,
but it was fascinating. Daniel's text said, have you ever
gotten some bad news and been really happy about it?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Okay, okay, So I hope this isn't about someone passing away, No,
because I'm sure some people are say yes to that.
So exactly what is your story? What happened that was
so bad that you really liked?

Speaker 10 (40:33):
Well, we have been My husband.

Speaker 35 (40:34):
And I have been planning this trip since last year
to go to a family member that I'm not going
to say to say, I don't know if they're listening,
so I don't want to say, but going to a
family member's graduation, okay, and it's coming up, and I
have been dreading since we started planning it last year.
I didn't want to go, try to make excuses why
not to go, but it's immediate family, so we were

(40:57):
going to go.

Speaker 14 (40:57):
You know.

Speaker 35 (40:58):
However, we got some news yesterday saying that there's only
so many allotted seats so everyone can attend.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
And I love that for me, yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. This has happened to me
before where something was planned a big event and it
got canceled and I wasn't said about it.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Right, no fear of missing that's the thing, Danielle. I mean,
you'd agree. It's a family function, that's festive, it's a celebration.
But you can just call them and say congratulations and
you're done. Man, that's all you need to do. Yes.

Speaker 35 (41:28):
I will be more than happy to watch it online.

Speaker 36 (41:30):
Absolutely, I know.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
But even then, will you watch it online?

Speaker 19 (41:35):
Yes, I will watch it online.

Speaker 35 (41:36):
I don't have to travel anywhere, so it's great.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
See. I would turn it online and just have it
onto the background, maybe look over.

Speaker 26 (41:43):
Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 16 (41:44):
That actually is a good idea, but good.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Idea a lot of times. A lot of times you're like, Okay,
I feel like I'm obligated to be there and I
love them, But when you find out you don't have
to be there, you like, oh, thank you, sweet Jesus,
I don't have to be there.

Speaker 35 (41:56):
Yay. I was trying to come up with everything like, oh,
I can't take up work, Oh you know this, Oh
that is happening. It's actually the weekend of our son's birthday.
So I was trying to make some sort of excuse
and the universe just worked it out for.

Speaker 24 (42:08):
Me, So I am super excited.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Okay, so you've got it, You've got the graduation to
go to. So how else are you going to spend
that time that you got back. It needs to be
it needs to be creative. You can't just sit home
on the couch. You got to do something to celebrate
the fact you don't have to go to that other thing.

Speaker 27 (42:25):
Right.

Speaker 35 (42:25):
Actually, our son birthday is that weekend and he's turning sixteen,
so now we can focus.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
That on him where we don't have to waste.

Speaker 35 (42:34):
His birthday weekend on going to a graduation, so we
can make it.

Speaker 24 (42:37):
All about him.

Speaker 35 (42:39):
But I am limited as far as what I can
do because it's a few months away, so I have
to try to plan something else quickly.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
You'll get it, Oh, you'll get it.

Speaker 24 (42:48):
Yeah, I'm hoping.

Speaker 35 (42:49):
So if you have a cruise or something else, I'll
take that.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Well me, I was thinking about that a cruise. If
I had a spare, I would give it to you
right now. Listen, Danielle, have a good time, but don't
forget when you get those moments back. Not only is
it a celebration for your sixteen year old son, but
you have to do something for yourself to enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Thanks for listening so much, Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Now most people have fomo, the fear of missing out.
Elvis and I have the fear of getting invited.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
We called homo.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
He definitely has.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
What does he get the happiness of missing out?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah, homo, happiness of missing out too, I've got major homo. Yeah,
you're definitely do flaming homo. Time's like, wow, don't answer.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
The phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Taben, an old friend is back, the most irritating phone
solicitor in the world. It's now time for scary and
Michael Oppenheimer a brand new one. What do you have today?
That's right, Melissa wanted the phone tap her husband.

Speaker 11 (43:49):
He runs this accounting business out of his house and
gets flooded with telemarketing calls all day, so she's like,
he's trapped. Time for relentless telephone telemarketer mister Michael Oppenheimer
to sell him now a recipe book.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I'm also sorry for these poor people, sorry for this guy.

Speaker 12 (44:05):
There we go, goodun. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with
Avis ninety dot com. How are you doing today, sir?

Speaker 23 (44:11):
Who is this?

Speaker 12 (44:12):
This is Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Today.

Speaker 12 (44:14):
We have a wonderful product called dump Cakes quaking easy
bake recipe book. Dump cakes shortens the prep time.

Speaker 31 (44:21):
And I don't have time.

Speaker 23 (44:23):
I'm sorry, I'm busy here. Okay, I'm not interested, thank you.

Speaker 16 (44:28):
Hello.

Speaker 12 (44:29):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with dump cakes.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
With dump cakes, and he just called me.

Speaker 23 (44:34):
Okay, I'm not interested, thank you.

Speaker 12 (44:35):
There's no mistakes to make, just pouring the ingredients and bake.
It's that simple, sir.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
With that, my god?

Speaker 8 (44:42):
No, Hello, good tune.

Speaker 12 (44:48):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Dump Cakes. Just dump and
bake from skillettsmores to sticky buns or cakes. You'll get
five star dessert recipes.

Speaker 37 (44:58):
Calling me.

Speaker 23 (44:59):
I'm trying run my business.

Speaker 12 (45:00):
Here introducing dump dinners.

Speaker 23 (45:03):
You want to either dump dinner here? It might be
my dinner, buddy.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
What's that you like that?

Speaker 23 (45:10):
Yeah? Uh huh?

Speaker 12 (45:11):
What are you doing?

Speaker 10 (45:12):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (45:12):
I just dumb my.

Speaker 23 (45:13):
Dinner for you. Listen to this. Stop you're trying to
sell me, sir?

Speaker 12 (45:15):
How many of these would you like to order? Right now?

Speaker 23 (45:18):
My phone? I told you that's what you selling.

Speaker 12 (45:27):
Kitty Kady let me read you a recipe from the
dump cake. How about black Forest dump?

Speaker 23 (45:33):
Oh my god, I got you cakes. I'm a stick
them down your throat.

Speaker 13 (45:40):
Hello.

Speaker 23 (45:41):
Hello, it's the case. It's one of the steps of
the is omitting.

Speaker 24 (45:45):
You have a problem.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
What is what problem?

Speaker 13 (45:49):
All them is?

Speaker 23 (45:50):
Nobody wants You're a pot Okay, mister Hoppey Coimer.

Speaker 12 (45:55):
How would you like to be able to make rich
brownies in the luxury of your own kitchen?

Speaker 23 (46:00):
Actually, mister hoopy hyper, I actually make my own brownies
and they're in my bast and want to make them.

Speaker 12 (46:04):
Okay, when I take it, desserts have never been easier.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
And now no dirty bulls.

Speaker 23 (46:10):
No, it's okay, because when I'm walking outside, I do
get dirty. You want to see a pitcher?

Speaker 12 (46:17):
I said, dirty bulls?

Speaker 23 (46:18):
Oh you mean dirty collerffairs. Oh, here's one right here.

Speaker 24 (46:24):
Yeah, you like that.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
I'm talking about it for you, mixing bulls for cake.

Speaker 23 (46:29):
Oh you want to mix my balls? Okay, we can
mix my ball too.

Speaker 12 (46:32):
Okay, I'm looking for your somebody in your house that
could be a baker.

Speaker 23 (46:36):
Trust me, No, trust me, Okay, you're talking to the
right person, mister hype hid me I do all the.

Speaker 12 (46:41):
Baking in here, big boy, you wear the apron.

Speaker 23 (46:43):
Actually, what I'm wearing right now is a Victoria's Secret
Special here. Oh yes, and it comes with a spatulus,
so I can make all the pudding I want.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Why come over and see some How about.

Speaker 12 (46:52):
We send you the starter kit with dump cakes and
dump dinners.

Speaker 23 (46:56):
Plus you don't understand hype hyping. I don't need no
starter kits. I make my own dumps.

Speaker 12 (47:01):
Well in that case, even phone tapped by your wife, Melissa,
what this is?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Scary Jones and Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 23 (47:09):
Oh my god, you are so glad because, oh my god,
don't need my child right now.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Because my heart you're an accountant.

Speaker 23 (47:15):
Yes you got Oh my god, I can imagine how
many call that loss doing this whole stupid phone crap
or taple, whatever the hell it is.

Speaker 24 (47:24):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by authors.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 27 (47:45):
Are on.

Speaker 24 (47:47):
Elvis Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
That's so funny. I just brought up a stupid question
in the room. Have you ever been blocked by a
celebrity online and of course the first hand up straight
and eight. Okay, tell everyone who blocked you? Yeah, Ken
Jong from the hangover and from d What did you
say to Kim Jong to make him? I don't know,

(48:09):
I don't know. I just he actually came in here,
remember we can't we had him as a guest. Yeah,
he was great, And I'm like, oh, he was so great.

Speaker 38 (48:17):
And I went to tweet something about him later that day,
like great having Ken Jong, and I couldn't even tweet.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
About him because I was blocked. Like what did I
do to that guy?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I don't remember that blocking our own straight and Nate. Wow, yeah, interesting,
I don't know what I did.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Well, I'm telling you, after this conversation we're about to
have in the realization, I just mind blown. I bet
him I'm about to be blocked.

Speaker 31 (48:45):
Oh by whom?

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Why?

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I just realized that I am stalking the entire Schwarzenegger family. Yeah,
I'm I'm following Arnold and Patrick Maria Shriver and Arnold's
a son from another relationship, Joseph Bayena, who by the way,

(49:10):
is straight Nate's facial doppel gann just like the guy
he's a bodybuilder. From the neck down, looks nothing like Nate.
From the neck cup he looks like Nate.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Anyway. So I love Maria Shriver. I think I've always
been a fan of hers.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
What a great journalist with a wonderful TV personality, and
I love her uplifting posts. Patrick S. Schwarzenegger actually does
great uplifting posts. Arnold I follow because well he's Arnold.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
And Joseph Biena I follow him because it's like watching
Nate work out with someone else's body. It's weird.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
I just they want to look at you and think
you know them. This could go well, well.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I'm sure the Schwarzenegger family has like a security team.
I'm sure they're buddy. Yeah, they're connecting the dots.

Speaker 31 (49:58):
Yep, he follows all of us.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Follow I mean, are yeah, yeah, frog, Are you obsessed
with anyone? Well?

Speaker 9 (50:06):
I got blocked by there's this guy used to play quarterback.
I think he played for I don't know, maybe the
Lions or somebody else, but he's now like a commentator,
and he was commentating on a game and it felt
like he was pulling against my team and pulling for
the other team. So I called him a clown online
and like railed him for being a bad commentator.

Speaker 8 (50:22):
He's blocked me. I can't tweet that a man.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
If you call someone a clown, if you call someone
a clown, you deserve to be blocked.

Speaker 9 (50:28):
But he was a he's a terrible commentator, and he
really should find another line of work.

Speaker 8 (50:31):
He wasn't a good quarterback either.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
So whatever where you feel fine being blocked, he always
a right to block you.

Speaker 8 (50:37):
Yeah, Dan or Lobsky, he could suck it?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Wow, Okay the.

Speaker 33 (50:41):
God?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Okay, yeah, you know what you know me as far
as social media goes social media, my.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Accounts or my accounts.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
If you say anything negative about me and it comes
from a bad place, if it comes from a conversational place,
I'll have a conversation with you. If it comes from
a you're an a whole place, I just blocked.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
I don't even tell you.

Speaker 12 (51:00):
Yeah, screw.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
When they start off with shame on you, I'm like,
oh no, I'm not. Yeah, you do.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Better, Yeah, do better. Here, I'll tell you how I'm
gonna do better. I'm gonna block your ass.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
How about that? What's scary?

Speaker 26 (51:12):
I do?

Speaker 11 (51:13):
I go on the Elvis d Ranchow account, and I
defend the honor of all of us on this show.
And if somebody's making those types of comments, it's wanting
to be constructive criticism. But if you're just a d
bag about something, yeah, goodbye, I start blocking people.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I flicked so many fleas for you should be. You know,
it doesn't matter if you have a lot of followers
or just a few.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
If someone comes on into your house and starts crapping
on the furniture, you know what, kick him out.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
You don't get to do that now, Okay, wonder why
they're blocked. Let's go talk to line twenty four. Megan,
let's see who her fiance has been blocked by. Hello, Megan, Hi, Well, hello,
welcome to the show. How are you feeling today, Megan?
Give us give us a k.

Speaker 16 (51:53):
I cannot believe I'm on the radio right now.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Well, I say that every day. It's the weirdest feeling. Hey, So, Megan,
your fiance has been blocked walked by whom?

Speaker 13 (52:01):
Hul Cogan.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Why he's a few weird things in his life and career.
Why do you think he was blocked?

Speaker 32 (52:10):
Well, he made a comment on Twitter to haul Cogan
about how he was the worst thing to happen to WWE,
and hul Cogan blocked him.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
He'll do it.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Okay, well you know what, Hulk has that right. Yeah,
just as your fiance had the right to say that.
But but I'm sure your fiance didn't lose any sleep.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Over it, did he?

Speaker 16 (52:29):
Oh no, he definitely did not. Yeah, there before so
he did not.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yeah, I'm with you, all right, Megan, thank you hull
Cogan block.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I know our own Ali Gold.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Who runs all of our social she was blocked by
Iggy Azalea her first. Could we get her on the
phone find out why we We've did so much work
with Iggy.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
Yeah, what hilarious.

Speaker 11 (52:54):
You know somebody just texted in I'm blocked by the
Elders Durancho.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Well guess what.

Speaker 11 (52:59):
I guarantee this person on this text message said something
really stupid to get blocked.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
We don't just block people at will for no Okay,
we totally understand. I get it. Well they probably did.
That's the thing. You know. We want you to listen,
but when it comes to social media, just don't don't
say stupid things.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
You can question things, but if you do it in
a in a from a place of mean and bullying.
It's all about the approach exactly, flicky, like a fleece, question,
like a bug.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I have no problem doing it. Uh, do you have
Ali on the phone. We're getting her right now, flapping
his arms like a bird. I need I need Ali Gold.
You want to just dial her?

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Can you just call her? I got push put line
to Chris. Hey, Chris, we're doing okay. Chris has actually
been blocked by an NBA player.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Now can you.

Speaker 8 (53:58):
Tell us who Isaiah Whitehead?

Speaker 29 (54:01):
He played?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah? So what happened? Did did you say something that
offended him?

Speaker 29 (54:07):
I told him that he was playing horrible and by
next year playing overseas, which ended up happening, which is
the funny part.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Okay, sorry, you were right, You're a right.

Speaker 29 (54:19):
Got offended and uh got aukman with D'angela Russell is
a former two also.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
All right, Well, so Chris do you miss following him?
Are you okay being blocked?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I'm okay being See it's.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
It's like some people love it and wear badge of.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Exactly when we start blocking people, they don't care. They
couldn't give a crap. That's okay, It's not the end
of the world. All right, Chris, thank you for listening
and thanks for not blocking us. We appreciate it. Uh
you have Ali Gold on the line.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I feel like Amanda Priestley. I need out of gold.
Get me out of gold. That's all there's she is
line twenty four scary hit her up? Hey uh Ali
Hi Ali Gold? Everyone.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
We love you, ye, Gods love you guys. I miss Diamond,
I miss all of you guys. So uh but we
work with you every day. So why did Iggy Azalea
drop you the first week you came to work for us?

Speaker 13 (55:19):
Oh my gosh, it was so embarrassing.

Speaker 39 (55:21):
But I was told my first week on the job
that any article I see on the website could tweet
it out. And there was an article about rumors that
she was getting sued, and she clapped back at us
on Twitter and then blocked us.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Oh so you embarrassed the entire iHeart corporate people.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Never been fired.

Speaker 39 (55:42):
Within my first forty eight hours of working for you guys.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Oh wow, Well, I'm glad they didn't fire you. But
is she following you yet or still blocked?

Speaker 34 (55:51):
Yeah, she's following us again.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Oh so she didn't block you, she blocked all of
us like the entire company.

Speaker 39 (55:57):
Yeah, she blocked to the one hundred.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Oh boy, all right, by guns, bye Guns, we love you,
We love you so much.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Elli Gold everyone.

Speaker 7 (56:12):
Guys blocked by all right.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Uh, let's see Jesse. Line eight. Let's see Jesse.

Speaker 9 (56:23):
Hey, hello lady, well hello, So.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
You have a friend blocked by guy fied. What happened?

Speaker 40 (56:31):
So she's just obsessed with him, likes all his stuff
on Instagram comments and all his stuff like I love
you so much, and he just had enough of her,
I guess, and he blocked her.

Speaker 13 (56:42):
So now I.

Speaker 40 (56:43):
Follow him and I send her his post to make her.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 40 (56:54):
I don't know why he blocked her.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Maybe that's why because he's kinfully married.

Speaker 34 (56:57):
You know, I don't that m could be a have.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
You do you think maybe she took it too far.
She's not telling you. Maybe she she sent something graphic or.

Speaker 40 (57:08):
I don't think so.

Speaker 34 (57:09):
But she gets drunk sometimes, so you.

Speaker 10 (57:11):
Know it happened.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
She's drunk posting I know, new dog on Snapchat.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
It's fine. I didn't know that got it up my.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Game, I know.

Speaker 16 (57:23):
Yeah, what are you doing, Jesse?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
You just keep feeding your friend all the guy fiata
you can give her I'm sure she deserves it. Yeah,
Jim on ten, blocked by You're blocked by Amelio Estevez.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
What happened, Jim? What happened? Jim?

Speaker 37 (57:46):
It was the Stanley Cup playoffs and uh, the Mighty
Ducks were playing in the Chicago Blackhawks and they won and
they Amelia called the Chicago fans windy city wind bag
and I'm a huge Mighty Ducks stand So that's really
hurt my feelings. And I said back, it's the first

(58:09):
time anyone's paid attention to him since the movie Bobby,
and no one cared and he blocks me.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
So far everyone that has called us deserves to be blocked,
every single one of them.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Jim, we love you, but you did deserve to be
blocked by saying.

Speaker 8 (58:33):
Bobby wasn't that good of a movie.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Okay, he wasn't, you know, he wasn't the Mighty Ducks.
He didn't care. That was all right. Thank you, Jim.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
That's hilarious. Thank you for sharing. Have a good day,
Thanks for listening to us, Thank you, thank you. What's
what's your questions, Garry?

Speaker 11 (58:50):
What gives people the balls to say something that they
wouldn't say to your face, like this is just a
thing that because.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
That's what it is, because they're not saying it to
your face, because they're hiding behind the fact.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
They can just post it. But if I'm.

Speaker 11 (59:04):
Looking to say it to your face, I will never
ever say that online.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
That's you now, a lot of not like that.

Speaker 9 (59:10):
I'm not like that. I'll totally oh yeah, I'm not
like that. I would never tell dan Orlowski he's a
crappy commentator's face good, I'll tell him on Twitter, no problems.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
I met Shannon on line twenty four her husband and son,
both those families being blocked by people.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Good God, Shannon, what's going on in your house?

Speaker 15 (59:26):
Hey, how are you guys doing?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Okay? Good morning. So tell us the story.

Speaker 15 (59:31):
Well, my son got blocked by Tom Brady after a
game when he was still with the Patriots and he
had made a comment on a play and he didn't
like it too much. So my fourteen, my then fourteen
year old son was tossed off his all of his
social media.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Wow a minute, So I must assume that Tom Brady
has people running in social media.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
You don't think he's blocking people, do you, frog?

Speaker 8 (59:53):
I would guess he's got somebody, But he does.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Post I think he blocks people.

Speaker 9 (59:57):
Yeah, I mean he does post sometimes that are very
personal posts with his fan So maybe he did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Shannon, what did your son say? Do you know?

Speaker 23 (01:00:04):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:00:04):
I just he made a comment about a play that
happened during the game, like he could have did something
better or you know, and he took it to heart.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
And your husband's been blocked as well. Who blocked your husband?

Speaker 15 (01:00:19):
Michael Rappaport. So, Michael Rappaport posted something on Facebook that
he was going to be playing a small venue before
the pandemic hid right, So he was going back and
forth and he's ribbing people, and he turned around and
he said he was going to be playing some little
rinky thing place. And my my husband had found out

(01:00:41):
that at one point he had played at like a
mini mall or like a grocery center or something.

Speaker 32 (01:00:47):
So he went back at him.

Speaker 15 (01:00:49):
And he's like, oh, you got to play another grocery store.
He goes maybe in the fruit section. So Michael Rappaport
went back at him. He told him he was a bully.
He then he went so far asad. Michael Rapport actually
contacted me and sent me screenshots of my husband poking
fun at where he was going to be playing.

Speaker 36 (01:01:12):
That.

Speaker 16 (01:01:12):
My husband was so he messaged.

Speaker 15 (01:01:15):
Me he looked through everything and my profile is private.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Just well, you know what it's actually it's a good
example of how, you know, some people think that if
you're a celebrity, and to me, Michael Rappaport is a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
I've been a fan of him for years. If you say,
if you say something, some people think if you say
something rude to him, you can get away with it.
And they have feelings too. And I don't know. I'm
not a celebrity, but I'm sure, I'm sure I understand
what they're going through. But you know, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
Well, Okay, I love that the whole family trolls together.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
It's like a family activity.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
And some of those things too, like people are taking
shots at these people. Okay, he's playing at a grocery store,
but he's still playing. He's doing his craft. He followed
his passion and he's he's pursuing it. So good for him.
Even if it's a tiny venue, it's probably still more
than a whole lot of other people are doing well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
I don't know if it's been confirmed you played a
grocery store.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Right, hello, Anthony, how's it going.

Speaker 19 (01:02:11):
Hey guys, good morning. How are you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
We're doing great, just throwing people under the We got
a big bus today and it's not a lot of
room left underneath.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
So Anthony, you've been blocked by who?

Speaker 19 (01:02:21):
All right, So a couple of years ago, I put
my face into one of those celebrity generators that tells
you who you look like. Everybody was getting really all
my friends are getting really exciting results. I was like,
all right, I'll buy into this thing. So I put
my face in. I'm clean shaven. I think it's a
great picture. I get that I look like Anne Hash. Great. Okay,

(01:02:42):
that's the Gandi laugh. I was hoping for big win
for me, so right, So immediately I start growing out
of beard. But I saved the picture, and so a
couple of years later, you know, the fab comes back around,
and so I post remember that time that I looked
like a lesbian who got abducted by aliens, and I
tagged aunt hash immedia block.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Oh my god, Oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
God, lord.

Speaker 19 (01:03:12):
But you know, long story short, the beard looks great.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Okay, all right, Anthony, it's good to know that a
hasius doppelganger.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Is listening to us today.

Speaker 19 (01:03:23):
Take care guys.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Thank you Anthony, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 24 (01:03:25):
And there you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Be blocked.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
Waking up in the morning taking him on so many things.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Okay, so I'm not saying that this is your creepy friend.
But do you have a friend you've known for years, delightful,
fun to be with. You put them on the calendar
as much as you can, you know, time permitting, and
uh and a perfect in almost every way.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
You don't know of one flaw they have. The only
problem is, and I'm not saying it's creepy, the only
issue you have with this friend is they just don't
really open up. You don't feel like you really know them.
Do you have someone like that?

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
I do, and she's one of my very best friends.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
But I just know that somewhere deep down, she's hiding
something because she is so super perfect and her whole
life is put together and there's no area where you
ever see a slip.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
But I know she's doing something weird.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Well I don't know, no, I know it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Maybe they're not doing something weird Gandhi. Maybe there are
people out there now, hear me out. Maybe there are.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
People out there that are like really good people.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Nah Daniel Poem always tells me those are the ones
that you have to watch out for.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Exactly. But that's my point. Maybe we're the wrong, We're
in the wrong. Maybe these people really are close to
perfect and nice and generous and thoughtful.

Speaker 6 (01:04:59):
I mean, she has all of those things. There's just
it can't be that way all the time. She can't
wake up looking like that. How does it happen?

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
I'm waiting for like the the you know, you wait
for the other sneaker to drop or the other shoe
to drop, you know what I mean, Like any moment now,
something bad's gonna happen and you're gonna realize the person
is not I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
And I'm not really talking only about looks. I'm talking
about just their demeanors.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
They have a fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Grasp of the English language and history, and they have
great relationships with their parents and their friends and their bosses,
and and you just don't find a flaw.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Yes, I think that when they go home they throw dishes.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
I am convinced.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Oh okay, look, if you are this person, we want
to hear from you. You perfect person, or maybe you
know something?

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Can you imagine someone calls right now, Hi, I'm the
perfect person?

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Yeah, I cannot think of one flaw?

Speaker 6 (01:05:52):
So wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
What one flaw do I do? I have nothing?

Speaker 25 (01:05:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
If you know someone like that or even better yet,
and this is where we get really nasty. If you
know someone who was like that and then you found
the flaw, oh I'm going to hear about it. Yeah,
who are these people, Froggy? Do you have any perfect friends?

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
Hell's no, No, I'm the closest thing the perfect of
anybody I know.

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
Yeah right, yeah right, I like it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
I think you're pretty perfect, Froggy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
That's why.

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
That's why.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
It's just so strange that someone can be so perfect.
I don't know. Hello, Brad, how are you?

Speaker 25 (01:06:33):
Oh my god, I'm good.

Speaker 13 (01:06:34):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
We're doing well? Thanks for calling listening to us in
beautiful Austin. Used to live there, loved it, loved it,
love it. So they ran me out of town. They
hated me. So you have a friend, Brad, who is
seemingly perfect in what way?

Speaker 13 (01:06:49):
Oh?

Speaker 25 (01:06:49):
He's just amazing. We hang out all the time, him
and his husband and me and my wife. We hang
out all the time. But I still have no idea
what he does. And we've been friends for like twenty
we had about twenty years now.

Speaker 12 (01:07:03):
What he does?

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Nobody he does for a living, No no idea when
you hang out.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Have you never asked him after all these years?

Speaker 34 (01:07:11):
I do?

Speaker 25 (01:07:12):
He just says that his parents, he works with his parents,
And I've never you know what, I've hang out with
his parents and we just never bring it up. And
I've never done anything. I never have thought about it.
But all the time, me and my wife are like,
what is going on? Like he always has money and
the nicest stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
But you've known him for twenty years?

Speaker 25 (01:07:29):
Interesting and dah, I've known him since I was seven
years old, right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
And so you never notice any flaws with this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
I mean, like everything he does. I mean he walks
through a room and the flowers just arrange themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 25 (01:07:43):
Oh, yeah, he's just amazing. I Mean, you wouldn't expect
anything out of him. But I always watch this stuff
on TV. It's like the perfect person is always doing
something wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Yeah, that's the person that you find out is like
the mass murder of twenty five women under his belt
that he's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Killed from now, hold on, see Daniel, where shame on us?
Why shame us for shame on us for thinking if
someone is seemingly perfect, that they have to have something
awful like a head in their freezer.

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
I always think it, especially celebrities. I'm like that one
goes home and kicks puppies.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Stup, Oh yeah, all right, so, uh, Brad, I mean,
and you don't know what he does for a living.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
And all right, she said, the same celebrities that goes
home and kicks puppies.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
Then we high five. Can we say?

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
No, we can't say you were't gonna pis too many
people off what we say it?

Speaker 8 (01:08:32):
No, no, no, no yes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
So so Brad, Brad, do you think it's okay? Is
it healthy to be good friends with someone and you
really have no clue who they are?

Speaker 25 (01:08:45):
Or yeah? I think so, because I mean, what's the
worst that can happen? If something happens? I just never knew.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
I don't know. They could you boil you like a
bunny on the stove.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
You know what happens? He's the one on the news
that they interview and he goes, I don't know. He
seemed like the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
He's the nicest neighbor, the nicest neighbor. Who we ever head?

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
All right, Brad, good luck with that. Let us know
if you find out a flaw, because we need to
hear about it.

Speaker 16 (01:09:07):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 25 (01:09:08):
I've been trying to get on here for years.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Thank you, Elvis, thank you for listening to us. What's
up frog?

Speaker 8 (01:09:13):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
I just think that when you see somebody who's perfect
and then you meet their significant other and they're perfect too,
and neither one of them fight, I'm like, wait a second.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
You guys never argue.

Speaker 8 (01:09:22):
Oh no, we never have a fight. I'm like, dude,
it's either a lot of pins up energy or I
don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Well, you can see once again, once again, we're saying
they're totally flawed because we see no flaws. Yes, who's perfect.

Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
People can't find each other. That's not possible.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
I think we're the problem. I think we need to
grow up and understand there can be some people who
are close to perfect. Hello, Christina, how's it going?

Speaker 32 (01:09:44):
Just fine?

Speaker 35 (01:09:45):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Good well, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Thanks for listening. So you were in the book club
and there was a woman in your book club.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
You thought she was perfect, But what Well.

Speaker 34 (01:09:55):
I've known her pretty much since I was a teenager,
and she's just one of these women who, you know,
a hair is perfect, her appear as if perfect, or
a home is beautiful, and I the cut over and over.
She just lands it. You know, everything is goes her way.
She's got this husband with lovely manners, her children as
lovely manners. But we're all at our book club or
our ride her house for book club one night and

(01:10:18):
sitting around the bedroom table, blah blah blah, having left
the left and in walks her husband completely hammered, completely drunk,
and he had just went out after work and he
wouldn't leave the group. He came in to talk to
us and he won't leave. And he's a personally congenial drunk,
but was very drunk. And I thought, I thought, this

(01:10:40):
is her deal, this is what she has to deal
with because he just went out. He's like, oh, stopped
out with a couple of friends after work, acting as
if it.

Speaker 11 (01:10:48):
Was no big deal.

Speaker 34 (01:10:49):
And I thought, she's got to deal with this guy
coming home being drunk and and you know, being the
fifteen of the you know what, because he would't stop
talking and he won't leave the group.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Right, So in other words, you're thinking that, you know,
just because she has this facade of perfection, there are
issues behind behind the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Yeah, okay, good.

Speaker 34 (01:11:09):
So really I tell my kids.

Speaker 16 (01:11:10):
That all the time.

Speaker 34 (01:11:11):
I'm like, never wish for anybody else's life because you
don't know what the real story is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Very good points and look see and we're validated now
we know perfection doesn't exist. Not a shame on us.

Speaker 28 (01:11:24):
That week moment.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
That's awful, all right, Christina, thank you for listening. Thank
you so much. Finally, we talked to Aaron hi erin Hi,
how are you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
We're doing well, Thank you for listening. So your co
worker looks perfect, like perfect makeup. She always slays it, right,
absolutely so, And what'd you find out about the perfect friend?

Speaker 41 (01:11:48):
So we hung out for the first time, and we
were we were pretty good friends for a while. And
I remember just sitting in her living room. We were
talking about whatever, and I don't even know how it
came up, but she said, oh, yeah, I don't shower,
and I remember being so incredibly stunned.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
I was just like, oh, she doesn't bathe at all.

Speaker 41 (01:12:08):
No, And I said, why why is that? I just
don't like the feeling of that water on my back
and all this stuff, and what the heck, what's going
on now?

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Well, so you know, I've heard from several beauty experts
that the less you wash your face, the less you
wash your hair, your face and your hair look better.

Speaker 17 (01:12:26):
Yes, I guess so.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
But does she smell?

Speaker 19 (01:12:30):
And she never?

Speaker 25 (01:12:31):
No?

Speaker 41 (01:12:31):
So I was like, I don't understand what's going on here,
but it grows me out so much I can't I
was stunned.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
So she's not perfect.

Speaker 7 (01:12:39):
No, no, But if she never showers and never smells,
perhaps she is perfect exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Damn it. Now this is making me mad. Now I'm
mad at this lady. Why are they mad? Why are
you mad?

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Because this lady never showers, she never washes her hair,
and she's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
That makes me mad? All right, Aaron, thank you very much.
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
So, whoever it is you're out there, you know, we
judge people because of their flaws. So shame on us
for judging people on being perfect.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
Of course, shame on us for judging at all. For
the most part, I mean, just let people live. But
when they're perfect. It's annoying.

Speaker 24 (01:13:17):
Ever wondered what we look like.

Speaker 27 (01:13:19):
Do you think I look in bed?

Speaker 23 (01:13:20):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
So I see other people living these fast paced, wonderful
lives like the frog he went to outback last night.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I'm like, wo wow, that sounds like a lot of fun.
They still have blue mon onions.

Speaker 9 (01:13:49):
They did, and it smelt so good. We did not
get one, but the table next to us that ought
it smelled so good, Oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Gosh, love that we almost got handcuffed and showing in
jail because he witnessed a crime and didn't turn it in.

Speaker 9 (01:14:02):
So, you know, I used to take the knives and
sometimes other silverware from restaurants, and so last night we're
at the outback and I noticed this couple asked for
two extra There was only two of them, and they
asked for two extra silverware. I'm like, that's a little weird.
There's only two of them. There was some on the table.

Speaker 8 (01:14:20):
I saw them wrap them in a napkin and put
them in her purse and walk out of the door.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
They keep in mind. Froggy used to do that all
the night. He was famous for stealing out back steakhouse knives,
so he watching it happen. Did you get a little itchy?
Did you re your palm sweat a little bit? I did?

Speaker 8 (01:14:36):
I had like that.

Speaker 9 (01:14:36):
Aha, I caught somebody doing something wrong. I'm like, wait
a second, I used to do that. No one wants
someone to tell on me, so I'm not gonna say anything.
Then the the person who was cleaning up the table,
the busser came over and bused the table and nothing.
The nothing happened, nothing, the server did nothing. There it
goes gone, took their silverwhere and left, didn't They tell.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Us that they expect people to take the state knives,
so they just don't feel like We.

Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
Did have a manager that called in and said that
they do like plan on so many being gone, so
they do know that happens. They kind of plan for
that in their budgeting. But I witnessed it. Yeah, come clear.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
How many outback steakhouse steak knives have you stolen in
your lifetime?

Speaker 42 (01:15:15):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:15:15):
God, probably in the dozens.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
Are they just in your silverware drawer? Like if I
came over and opened it. I'd be like, wow, Froggy, Oh.

Speaker 9 (01:15:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure I could go
grab him if you would like to see that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
He's gonna go get But keep in mind that if
you're an addict, right listen, you're you're you're addicted to
smoking and you're trying to stop smoking. Yeah, and then
someone in front of your lights up a cigarette and
you get all your palms get clammy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
That's how Froggy was last night watching someone else stealing
the outback steak knives.

Speaker 37 (01:15:50):
Dream.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
You're saying, if you go to Olive Garden, you got
to get the cheese greater, take the cheese.

Speaker 8 (01:15:54):
I want one of those, the one to turn it
and it just falls out. I want one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
This person was texting incident.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
It was the stay ever when they got the cheese
grater Olive Garden and so and someone down here with
serving margaritas and uh, they said, hey, if we give you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Twenty bucks extra tip, can we take the margarita glasses? Absolutely? Okay?
Wow Ashley online twenty three? Uh hello Ashley, what's going on?

Speaker 25 (01:16:17):
Oh?

Speaker 30 (01:16:18):
I'm good.

Speaker 42 (01:16:20):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
We're doing well? Okay? You stole what from where?

Speaker 13 (01:16:24):
I take the seasoning faults from Red Robin. O.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Your Red Robin has that seasoning salt.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
Those are good though, don't they understand that they sell them?

Speaker 13 (01:16:33):
Yeah, but no, I can't find them selling them anywhere,
so I just take to taking them to take.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Them, all right, Red Robin, Yes, excellent. Well you know
what it's. So's some manager of a Red Robins listening, going,
dang it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
I just founded for you on Amazon for five dollars
and ninety three cents.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Why pay and just take it?

Speaker 16 (01:16:55):
She has it now, she'll need it exactly.

Speaker 17 (01:16:58):
And I think at least two is my house.

Speaker 27 (01:17:00):
All time.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
People are saying Fridays has the best margarita. Guys is
take him and the salad tongs from olive garden.

Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
Yum.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
All right, Ashley, thank you very much. You and you're
you're a Red Robin seasoning salt. Have a beautiful day. Okay, Yeah,
what about you, Gandhi. I know you steal stuff from restaurants,
Oh for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
I am notorious for walking out with Ramikins because sauce hello,
and then yeah, I love my sauce, and I don't
even have those little things at home, so then I
bring them home and I have a nice collection of Ramikins.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
There you go, because you're a saucer.

Speaker 12 (01:17:36):
You love them.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Now, aren't you guys surprised? I don't steal anything from restaurants.

Speaker 8 (01:17:40):
Yes, are you still from grocery stores?

Speaker 22 (01:17:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
One time you stole my boyfriend and married him.

Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
Oh there is that permanent.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
So a producer, sam phone tap? Have you done these before?
Have you done tandem once?

Speaker 23 (01:17:59):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
Not on my own?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
So this is your first time on your own.

Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
This is my very first time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
I mean, this could be fantastic or it could crash
and burn.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
That's just every day of my life.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
So yes, all right, So what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 21 (01:18:10):
All right?

Speaker 22 (01:18:11):
So Lauren's getting married soon and has been driving her
bridesmaids crazy.

Speaker 20 (01:18:15):
I don't like to use the word bridezilla, but her
bridemaid Angie said.

Speaker 31 (01:18:18):
She needs to lighten up a tat.

Speaker 22 (01:18:19):
So she had an issue with the delivery of her
bridesmaid's dresses. And even though it has been worked out,
I called from the store to.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Say maybe not.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
You shouldn't mess with these people, you all right? Tell
Vis let's see what happens in Sam's phone.

Speaker 11 (01:18:31):
Tap.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Hi, Lauren, It's Candice.

Speaker 20 (01:18:34):
I'm calling you from Brass Doubt.

Speaker 43 (01:18:35):
How are you?

Speaker 39 (01:18:36):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (01:18:37):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Hi?

Speaker 23 (01:18:37):
Yes, good, Hey, just.

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
Wanted to speak to you about your order.

Speaker 22 (01:18:40):
I see here you ordered the Jenny U Annabel convertible
dress in cinnamon rows, although there was a little mishap,
and your bridesmaids all got them an alpine.

Speaker 24 (01:18:50):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 23 (01:18:51):
And then I spoke to I spoke to Jessica H,
I think, and she told me that they're going to
change it.

Speaker 24 (01:18:56):
They send it all to that fun.

Speaker 20 (01:18:58):
Yes, right, I do have that here in my notes.

Speaker 22 (01:19:00):
However, I have to inform you Jessica H has since
been fired. She's actually been making a lot of mistakes
in the business, and this is one of them. The dress,
instead of two to three days, is going to take
about two to three.

Speaker 20 (01:19:11):
Weeks to hi or her in that correct color.

Speaker 34 (01:19:13):
Okay, I don't have I don't have two three weeks.

Speaker 24 (01:19:16):
I have I have my wedding in two weeks.

Speaker 10 (01:19:19):
Did you understand that I spoke to Jessica I don't can.

Speaker 24 (01:19:22):
Take your manager.

Speaker 20 (01:19:23):
Actually you are speaking to the manager again. Hi, I'm Candace.

Speaker 24 (01:19:27):
Uh Hi, I have a wedding in two weeks.

Speaker 27 (01:19:31):
I know I spoke to Jessica.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
It's not my fault that she's whatever the hell she is.

Speaker 24 (01:19:36):
You're right, but I needed to get those dresses.

Speaker 20 (01:19:39):
So we're going to work through this together.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Lauren.

Speaker 22 (01:19:41):
First of all, i'd love to beg you to reconsider.
Don't you think your women would look great in the
alpine scheme?

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
You want to play in my wedding?

Speaker 13 (01:19:48):
Right now? What is your name again?

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Candace?

Speaker 23 (01:19:51):
Candis Hi? I wanted them in a specific color.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
What I can do for you is in the correct color.

Speaker 22 (01:19:58):
How do you feel about feminine twists on tuxedos? We
can get the cumber bunt to match perfectly. I think
it's very progressive for this day and age. I really
think you're going to be a hit on Instagram.

Speaker 15 (01:20:08):
I'm talking to idiot.

Speaker 24 (01:20:10):
I'm talking to idiot.

Speaker 22 (01:20:12):
It's important to remember that weddings and marriage in general,
they're about compromise, and I think this is a good
place to start practicing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Okay, so one thing you know.

Speaker 8 (01:20:21):
Are you a therapist?

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
You're telling me it's important books. Okay, hear me out.

Speaker 20 (01:20:26):
What about rompers not a little more feminine?

Speaker 31 (01:20:29):
Than tuxedos.

Speaker 34 (01:20:30):
Are you serious or not?

Speaker 24 (01:20:31):
Is this a joke.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
I have to have these stresses.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
You have to make them with the colors that I want.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
Do you speak to your husband with that voice, Lauren?

Speaker 20 (01:20:41):
A little aggressive?

Speaker 23 (01:20:44):
I would speak to my husband.

Speaker 24 (01:20:45):
Do not talk to me like that.

Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
You have no right to talk to me like that.
I wanted.

Speaker 22 (01:20:53):
I'm hearing around, Lauren.

Speaker 20 (01:20:56):
Take a deep breath, because you.

Speaker 33 (01:20:59):
Have no right.

Speaker 20 (01:21:01):
I have a wedding.

Speaker 24 (01:21:02):
I'm getting married. I asked you to make the stress.

Speaker 20 (01:21:06):
So just to be clear for my notes, that is
a no to the toxedos and cinnamon row.

Speaker 24 (01:21:11):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Lauren.

Speaker 31 (01:21:15):
Yeah, Lauren, what okay?

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
I have someone on the phone.

Speaker 20 (01:21:19):
I think you might want to talk to.

Speaker 25 (01:21:20):
Her.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
Name is Angie.

Speaker 24 (01:21:21):
Hi, Lauren, it's Andy.

Speaker 20 (01:21:23):
It's Sam from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
And you just got phone takes.

Speaker 24 (01:21:28):
Yes, every fine.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
You don't have to worry anymore, Lauren.

Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 23 (01:21:35):
Yeah, I was shake.

Speaker 24 (01:21:36):
I literally was about to do the company the Elvis
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 11 (01:21:42):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
The Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show. This This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
So, yeah, unusual pets. But look, if you have a
pet you love, if people give you greet how snake?
What are you doing with a snake? I mean, you know,
you should be free to have any kind of pet
you want as long as it doesn't hurt you or
someone else.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
It's an endangered pet that you should not have at
your house. There is that, But I just I don't
see what a snake? What do you get out of
a snake?

Speaker 7 (01:22:19):
Okay, So I used to work with a guy who
kind of took his snake out for a walk. All yeah,
he had a giant boa and he used to take
her out for walks.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Not he wouldn't put it on the floor and let
it slither.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Well yeah, but he did work with her. Well, I mean,
was there like like a leash? No, can you put
your snake on the leash?

Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
He just put it on his neck. No, just walked
out in the yard, slithered around. He'd walk around.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
All right, here's what we need, A need for you
to text me if you have a pet that people
give you hell about him?

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
Yes, and can you bring them to the studio? Please.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Oh my god, pet snake. I'm gonna take my snake
for a walk.

Speaker 17 (01:22:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
When we had those turkeys in the studio, oh god, no,
and we fed turkey?

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
Did the turkey?

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Did it always? Hello? Is this Brittany?

Speaker 10 (01:23:02):
Yes, it is all right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
So you don't have a doggie, you don't have a kitty.

Speaker 28 (01:23:05):
Cat, you have a pet hedgehog?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Yeah, headghots. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
Can you cuddle a hedgehog?

Speaker 17 (01:23:12):
Absolutely?

Speaker 13 (01:23:12):
He cuddling.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Yeah, yeah, I can see that a friend one had
a hedgehog and had a lot of a lot of
good times with that hedgehog.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
It's nice.

Speaker 6 (01:23:21):
I have wanted a hedgehog for so long. But then
I googled hedgehog care and some things that you.

Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
Might need to know about them, and it was terrifying.
What do you mean they're very high maintenance apparently?

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Are they maintenance? Brittany?

Speaker 36 (01:23:33):
Not really.

Speaker 16 (01:23:36):
Mine's very lazy, lazy, lazy hedgehog.

Speaker 7 (01:23:40):
Well, they say that's one of the things to be
aware of because they have a propensity to be obese,
and then they can't roll into a ball, which they
like to do if they're scared or upset about something,
and then they get anxiety because they're obese.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Oh my gosh, I love how you've did all the No,
I looked it all up.

Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
Apparently they also really like to climb, but they have
weak ankles and feet, so they get up really high.

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
And then they break their legs on the way down.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Oh my god. Yeah, hold on now, Brittany.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
You know, she says she learned these things, but you
know for a fact either this is true or not.
I mean, do you have a leg breaking hedgehog?

Speaker 25 (01:24:12):
No?

Speaker 23 (01:24:12):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Okay, lazy, lazy hedge I think that the key is
to have a lazy hedgehog that doesn't climb all right,
then he gets anxiety.

Speaker 30 (01:24:20):
He likes to climb.

Speaker 41 (01:24:22):
He likes to climb, but I try not to make
him climb a lot doesn't.

Speaker 36 (01:24:26):
Break his leg.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
It sounds like Brittany is having a very good time
with her hedgehog, and you're like making it sound like
a nightmare.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
She'll be an immobile if he was spy.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
She got a good hedgehog.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Yeah, you got it, You got a good hedgehog. How
long have you had your hedgehog?

Speaker 13 (01:24:43):
About two years?

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Okay? How long did they live? How long do they
live in captivity?

Speaker 13 (01:24:49):
Till about eight years.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
All right, thank you for listening. What what's your hedgehog's name?

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
His name is Henry.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Henry. You tell Henry, we said, hi, okay, I will.

Speaker 23 (01:25:01):
And you know what's funny is he eats cat food.

Speaker 16 (01:25:04):
Of course we all do, doesn't Yeah, and he plays
with cat toys.

Speaker 41 (01:25:07):
It's hilarious cat toys squeaky.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
All right, thank you, Brittany. There you go hedgehog. See
not that not that unusual. Then you go talk to Corey.

Speaker 36 (01:25:16):
Corey, how you doing, Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 24 (01:25:19):
Doing?

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Okay?

Speaker 22 (01:25:20):
Doing?

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Okay? So you have a thing for snakes, but you
have an obsession with venomous snakes. They need to be venomous.
Why is that?

Speaker 36 (01:25:28):
I took an interest in the when I was real young,
and uh, it was it was something that I kind
of just h I was always into I kept the
kind of the basic ones that you could think of.
I got into the fall pythons and everything. And uh,
a friend of mine who kind of he taught me
everything I could know about reptiles. I mentored with him

(01:25:49):
for several years on keeping venomous. He at one time
had well over one hundreds different species.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Wow. Now have you ever been hit?

Speaker 8 (01:25:58):
By one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 36 (01:26:00):
Yeah, I had two times on the index finger on
the right hand.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
So I mean, what do you do is suck it out?

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 39 (01:26:07):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
They say that that's just something they did in old
country Western, I mean old Western films.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Yeah, you don't want to suck pretty much.

Speaker 36 (01:26:15):
You just to get to the hospital as quick as possible.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Right now, what kind of snake hit you?

Speaker 36 (01:26:21):
Copperhead?

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Oh yeah, we used to have copper heads. I used
to mow the yard and we had copper heads all
the day. But the the lomar like chop their heads off.
I'd rather them die than me. Yeah, copper heads, they'll
get you.

Speaker 13 (01:26:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 36 (01:26:36):
Which I also had a couple variable bush vipers as well.
They were a nicety little piece.

Speaker 16 (01:26:44):
Of work too.

Speaker 13 (01:26:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
I love that. It's not just snakes. They must be
venomous snakes, right.

Speaker 36 (01:26:53):
One of one of these days, I'd like to get
into keeping king Koba. But there are they're a whole
different ball game. How long they get?

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Yeah? What are those spitting snakes?

Speaker 13 (01:27:03):
Oh?

Speaker 36 (01:27:05):
Zebra zebra spinners and different little like uh, spinning cobras, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Spinning cobras. They spit in your eye and you die.

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
Yeah, that's what I want. Okay, that's a good pet.

Speaker 7 (01:27:14):
Whoa, I'm looking at a picture of a spinning cobra
and it looks like it's puking.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
No, you don't want to get spin on. When we
were in Africa, they have the black mom the mambo.

Speaker 27 (01:27:26):
Right.

Speaker 36 (01:27:27):
Oh, those things are vicious. That's actually one snake. I
don't think I'll ever keep well.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
And let me tell you well, yeah, I don't think
you would want to do that. I mean they are aggressive.
They come after you, and they go at lightning speed.
Their objective is for you to die.

Speaker 36 (01:27:42):
They can actually slither up to twelve miles an hour.

Speaker 26 (01:27:44):
Oh my gosh, that you have.

Speaker 36 (01:27:50):
At the moment just too. But at my peak I
had probably close to ten.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Wow have they ever escaped?

Speaker 36 (01:27:59):
Tell me story about so last year or two years
ago when my girlfriend and I just got together. It
was about two or three months in. We still had
my snakes in the room and at about one or
two in the morning, she goes to put her hand
and kind of fluff her pillow up and she hits something.

(01:28:21):
She looks back and it's my ten foot popon.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Faces a python just happened to slither over.

Speaker 36 (01:28:32):
I just and she she yells at me and wakes
me up, and I look over.

Speaker 10 (01:28:36):
I'm just like, oh, look at that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
It's always a fun time at the sake cause, all right,
thank you Corey, you and your your two venomous snakes
have a beautiful day to day.

Speaker 8 (01:28:47):
Thank you too, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
By some people are just fascinating.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
You know, our friend ripped Tom Matt from Stetan on
the zoom. He loves, he loves, loves snake.

Speaker 13 (01:28:56):
I love.

Speaker 6 (01:28:56):
I wouldn't keep a venomous one though, because just on
the chance that they get out.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
What's what's scary?

Speaker 11 (01:29:00):
My friend has a pet rabbit in his office and
it chewed up my iPhone case when I left it
on the table. Yes, and by the way, those pellets
are hard to keep track of, cooks.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Pellets track of Why do you want to keep track
of all over the place and you don't know you're
stepping on?

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Hello Amy, Amy, So you're known, you're you're known for
having some unusual pets as well.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
What what kind of pets have you had around the house.

Speaker 44 (01:29:30):
Well, my mom let us bring home anything, and we
had a tarantula, a raccoon, a ferrot, and achilla.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Which one was your? Surprisingly your favorite.

Speaker 44 (01:29:46):
The raccoon and the ferrot.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
The raccoon, You say, see see Gandhi wants a raccoon.

Speaker 44 (01:29:54):
Well, we were at Stony Brook Park in New York
and we saw the mom it hit by a car,
so out came We thought it was just that raccoon,
but there was a little baby and I ended up
bringing it home with me.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
So how long did you have your raccoon?

Speaker 44 (01:30:15):
Probably about eight months before he got just too unruly.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Yeah, yeah, they are unruly. Gandhi wants two of them now.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
I do I feel like they'll keep each other company
instead of be unruly. No, don't.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
Don't they like the curtains and the furniture and all
that stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:30:32):
My goal is to get it to place the star
on time, the Christmas tree.

Speaker 44 (01:30:36):
Climb everything. But we had we had a Doberman at
the time, and the doberman, the ferret, and the raccoon
all used to snuggle in the dog bed.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
What about didn't snuggle?

Speaker 44 (01:30:54):
No, he didn't snuggle, but I used to put him
in my pocket and carry him around.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Yeah, I'm sure your friends love that.

Speaker 12 (01:31:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
Well, thank you Amy, Do you have any pets now?

Speaker 15 (01:31:07):
Just a cat?

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
All right? All right, it's good to have like a
massive heel.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
Pet for a little massive field pet.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
It's a massive heel pet, all right. I can't imagine
a raccoon. You don't need raccoon.

Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
I want.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
I'm so bad. I don't know, you don't I picture
it brushing my hair in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
No different view of what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
They could brush your hair with a little little hands.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
You want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
morning show, I'll kill you.

Speaker 24 (01:31:40):
After party?

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
What is the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
A podcast we record daily when the morning show is finished.
Listen on the iHeart Radio app or wherever you get
your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
That's an after party, mister in.

Speaker 24 (01:31:51):
The morning show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
Let me introduce you, guys to Leanne Higleyanne. Hi, thank
you for listening to us. Why are you excited?

Speaker 15 (01:32:13):
Then?

Speaker 40 (01:32:13):
I actually got thirty y'all, you're here.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
You're here now.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
A friend of mine, a friend of mine has a
girlfriend who only stays over four nights a week during
the week, and he's convinced she's using him because it's
a short walk for her to get to work, and
because she's not there on the weekends when she doesn't work.
Don't you find that, suspect Leanne?

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
Yes, but I mean she she's five minutes away from work,
so why not. I mean I once used to guide
to remodel my house and then broke up little and
sells my house.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
Oh my god, my girlfriend did that. She slept with
her guidance so he would do her cabinets in her
kitchen and she said, yeah, you know, why not. She goes,
I'm getting free cabinets, and.

Speaker 6 (01:32:57):
Then she broke up.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Wait, bit, hold on, so you know all you're flipping
your house lipped your boyfriend. Okay, let's be honest, though,
while he was living with you and remodeling your house,
or he got advantage of your being with you and
all the I'm sure you were nice to him during
this short lived renovation.

Speaker 42 (01:33:18):
He can live with.

Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
He just came up to work on it and then
he would go back home.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Okay, do you think he knew or what you were
up to or did he did he think there was
something else in the future.

Speaker 11 (01:33:33):
I think he thought there.

Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
Was something else in the future, and then it turned
out just there.

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
Was if you were honest and you just say, look,
you fix my house, I'll fix you up and then
move part ways.

Speaker 24 (01:33:45):
Is that illegal?

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
I was gonna say that is that prostitution? It's not monetary, Leanne.
Don't let them call you a prostitute. That's not nice.

Speaker 24 (01:33:56):
Bathroom.

Speaker 22 (01:33:57):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Look, you know, if he was smart enough, you may
have no he was going through.

Speaker 37 (01:34:01):
Len.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
Thank you and congratulations on your renovation. Sounds fabulous. Now
are you dating anyone?

Speaker 26 (01:34:08):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
I get yeah, what are you using? What are you
using them for?

Speaker 28 (01:34:15):
I'm not using them actually, I mean this is a
full bone relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
We actually have a baby together.

Speaker 23 (01:34:22):
Oh that's cool, all right, she's almost.

Speaker 32 (01:34:26):
A year old.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
All right, congratulations, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Thank you, Leanne, thanks for listening. There you go use
the guy to remodel her house. No guilt house looks great.
Let's talk to John.

Speaker 10 (01:34:37):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
John, Hey, hey, hey man, we're doing okay. So you're
not using your fiance for anything.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
But she does have a dad that you're getting stuff
from somehow, right, what's going on?

Speaker 26 (01:34:52):
Well, we've me and my has been together about three
years now, and he and her father never really like
and it's kind of new to us. But that summer
he got a cabin. That summer's the lake West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Wait wait, your father in law bought a cabin on
the lake.

Speaker 23 (01:35:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (01:35:11):
I don't know how he got or whatever, but he
invites his daughter, and of course I come along last summer,
and I should say, I guess we just reconnected since
then we want to begin this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
So so now you're pretending to like him because you
can use his cabin on the water.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Exactly. You know what, whatever it takes. I mean, at
least it's not like you're screwing over his daughter. I
mean that's good. That's a good relationship.

Speaker 26 (01:35:35):
Right at his other day, he just doesn't like He
just doesn't like me. I don't. I might as well
reap the benefits as well.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
If we're going to be in this together, might as
well use your cabin, all right, John? Thank you? See
I'm not I'm not hearing anything earth shatting shatteringly off
here mary Land.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
Yeah, so when you and your husband, well, hi, good morning.
So we're talking about you seeing people for something while
pretending you like them. But so when you and your
current husband started dating, it was it was really purely
for romance.

Speaker 34 (01:36:10):
It was something else right, it was, but I was
a student, a law students, which didn't have a lot
of cash. In my apartment building did not have any laundry,
and I knew.

Speaker 28 (01:36:22):
He had one that was in his apartment.

Speaker 34 (01:36:24):
And when I first started dating him.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
He stopped smiling. Wait, hold on, oh yeah, I'm sorry.
I thought you were smiling. Do you ever do that?
You smiled and you die your phone?

Speaker 13 (01:36:34):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
It was it was brody calling pizza. Huh okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
So anyway, so when you first started dating this guy, uh,
you were in college and you love the fact that
his apartment building had a laundry.

Speaker 34 (01:36:50):
Had the laundry.

Speaker 22 (01:36:51):
Yeah, and so I, you know, I offer to do
his with mine.

Speaker 34 (01:36:55):
So it was like kind of an even exchange. But
now here we are eight years later and he still
hasn't done his laundry even once.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Now you're married to him. But back then, I mean,
did you really But back then you were just kind
of hanging out. He was kind of okay, but you
really loved his laundry.

Speaker 41 (01:37:12):
I really loved the laundry.

Speaker 17 (01:37:13):
It really it really helped out watch watch our movies together,
and I didn't have to go to laundromat and suck
it out with all those coins.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Yeah, remember coins. They still make coins the laundromat.

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
You don't have like a metro card or something.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Thank you, mary Lynn, appreciate it. I guess you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
When guys go to uh strip clubs, Yeah, they really
think these these women who are dancing like them.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
They don't froggy.

Speaker 8 (01:37:48):
No, they don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
They like you as long as you're helping pay their bills.

Speaker 8 (01:37:54):
As long as you give them money, they'll listen to
whatever you want to say.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
This is why I never went like strip clubs with
my friends. I would always say that same thing to them. Guys,
they don't care that you're they're not attracted to you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Why the money they're using you for your But actually
there's a business transaction going on there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
I'm not saying anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
So I'm just saying in life, sometimes you you're a
little nicer to some people because you get a benefit
of some sort.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Out of it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:19):
Maybe I just feel like these people can be bought
for such little amounts of stuff, like here, have someboody,
I'll take a cabinet.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
My god, it all makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
Look if you're.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Sex deprived and you want to get some and you're
very talented at making cabinets, then you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
I know, but don't someone don't tell someone you love them, No, no, no,
when you don't clearly I love your cabinet. Hello, Alison,
you slip with a guy and what'd you get out
of it?

Speaker 26 (01:38:49):
Well?

Speaker 16 (01:38:49):
We did date for a little while.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
She worked at my dealership, and spare keys are pretty expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
Spare keys. You slept with a guy for a spare key?
I dated him for a month?

Speaker 6 (01:39:03):
A month? Was it a key fob?

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
It's the key a key to what.

Speaker 13 (01:39:10):
My car?

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Okay? Key fobs are expensive, are very expensive, so you
hung out with them. But you know what, Look, you
know there was promise of the possibility of something more. Right.

Speaker 29 (01:39:22):
I believe that he thought that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Yet that's what I was going for. Now, what do
you what do you have to do to get your
tires rotated? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
I think that might have been happening and we just
didn't realize it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Now I'm going to give you one more and this
is going to boggle your mind. Nikki Yah. Now this
is back in the day. Go back back, you go
back back, way back. You stayed in a relationship way
too long with this person.

Speaker 32 (01:39:54):
Why because it was my first time with the internet
and he had internet.

Speaker 13 (01:40:02):
He had internet.

Speaker 17 (01:40:04):
I had never.

Speaker 32 (01:40:05):
Experienced the internet before, and yeah, I stayed way too long.

Speaker 9 (01:40:14):
Oh my god, that's crazy.

Speaker 32 (01:40:21):
Back in the dial up days when you could get
kicked off if you.

Speaker 13 (01:40:25):
Got another phone call.

Speaker 32 (01:40:28):
I stayed with him until they started charging for the
chat rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
And then I was like, hey, wow, all right, well
there you go. So you told him, you know, I
stayed with you way too long because you had the Internet.

Speaker 13 (01:40:44):
Eventually, you know, yeah, I confessed.

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
I don't know. All right, thank you, Nikki. Now you
have Internet. It's like it's on your phone. I mean,
it's just it's the way of life.

Speaker 16 (01:40:57):
I married an IT specialist.

Speaker 32 (01:41:02):
Knowledge at my favorite kiss I ever needed.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
All right, good type, Yeah you have a type? All right,
Thank you, Thank you, Nikki. Thank you very nice. Okay,
so admit it to yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
Think back.

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
You don't have to say it out loud. Did you
ever date someone and show more a fascination for them
than you should have because they offered something or there
was something that you got on the side. Here, there's
got to be something. All right, don't get back to
me later on that.

Speaker 24 (01:41:30):
Check it out.

Speaker 29 (01:41:31):
You're so appreciated and I love you guys much.

Speaker 24 (01:41:34):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
All right, let's talk about fart jokes. By the do
we have the sound that guy who farted for eleven?

Speaker 8 (01:41:48):
So it's there.

Speaker 33 (01:41:48):
I've never received so much feedback of something I've done
on this show.

Speaker 21 (01:41:52):
It's almost defined my career.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
I sent it to show Mad. Wait, Lisa got mad
at the sound.

Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
Why is that?

Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
She gets She hates farts.

Speaker 9 (01:42:01):
She thinks that if she farts, it's an accident and
nobody's supposed to say a word. But if I fart,
it's on purpose and it's the worst thing ever and
it's disrespectful. And so I sent it to her and
I said, see, I'm not this bad. And she called
me and she.

Speaker 8 (01:42:13):
Said, that's rude, it's disgusting, that's gross.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
It is it's gross.

Speaker 7 (01:42:16):
It's so gross, like it actually does sound like his
fart is shifting gears in a car. And I sent
it to my boyfriend and he called me crying, laughing.
He thought it was the funniest things ever.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
See this is the thing you think. You may think
something is funny, and soople think it's just so pathetic,
and there are things you think are pathetic that are funny.
Shall I play it?

Speaker 43 (01:42:35):
Yes?

Speaker 26 (01:42:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
So this guy just he recorded it or his wife
recorded it in bed.

Speaker 21 (01:42:40):
Then he took out his phone and said hey, and
then his wife's ranks.

Speaker 6 (01:42:55):
The hell he's change his pants. I don't care what
anyone says. He did something there disgusted.

Speaker 33 (01:43:00):
We got a text message after we've played it. A
woman was going through the drive room with the windows open.
The woman her food and she couldn't explain herself.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
I got idea. Okay, so, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
If you're in traffic right now and you're at a light,
roll down your window and turn up the sound.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
Okay, you with me.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
If you're even dry, If you're driving and there's people
on the sidewalk, slow down and roll down your windows,
because we're gonna play it, and I'm gonna I'm gonna
count the three, and you're gonna turn up your radio,
and I want people around you to hear this.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
All right, all right, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
Driving down the street and here we'll turn your radio
up at the counter of three one two three, turn
it up all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
Now look really guilty keep the window down. Ah, all right,
roll up your window and carry on, and just know
that you really add into someone's day.

Speaker 8 (01:44:09):
Parts are funny, man?

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
No, not to everyone though, No, no, you know what,
in all the research we do, we should research farts.
You can find out where we stand on that.

Speaker 6 (01:44:17):
I'm not a fart fan.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
It's like, all right, people, you listen to the Elvis
Tram Morning Show. What do you think of this sound? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:44:24):
They all the way the right?

Speaker 12 (01:44:25):
If you like that?

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
People are texting in about what they did. They opened
their windows and played the fart noise. Yes, there was
a really funny one that went by, and there's a.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Million of them. Where did it goes?

Speaker 8 (01:44:36):
Karry Philly one?

Speaker 24 (01:44:40):
This one here?

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
I dropped my girl. I dropped my girl.

Speaker 12 (01:44:45):
System.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Wait, what's wrong with I hate this system? By the way,
never mind, it was funny. Just trust me. Really, we
have the worst text system.

Speaker 26 (01:44:57):
In the world.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
What's the name of this hip crickets? If you own
hip cricket, shame on you for making us use this
this caved in the thing. I dropped my girlfriend off
at work yesterday in the middle of center Centers. She
opened the door and that fart sound was playing. I
turned it up all the way. She was mortified and
ran away seriously. A guy next to her. I thought
it was her. I love that. See now we went

(01:45:19):
to all that. It's not as funny hip cricket anyway.
Hi Chris, morning, Elvis. How are you mad at hip cricket?

Speaker 8 (01:45:29):
Other than that?

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:45:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
Did you play that sound out loud in your car?

Speaker 10 (01:45:34):
I did.

Speaker 37 (01:45:34):
I'm in horrible traffic going about three miles an hour,
so I said, whatever, I'll try it.

Speaker 36 (01:45:39):
And the woman next to me had.

Speaker 16 (01:45:40):
Her windows down and said, Lord Jesus, I'm gonna pray
for you.

Speaker 24 (01:45:46):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap?

Speaker 22 (01:45:51):
All them?

Speaker 43 (01:45:51):
Marcy wants to play a phone tap on her best friend, Erica. Now,
Marcy took both of their kids to a kid's birthday
party while Erica was at work recently. So I'm gonna
call Eric and say, hey, I'm the manager of the
birthday party place.

Speaker 21 (01:46:03):
Your kid caused a little problem at the birthday party.
You need to pay for it.

Speaker 24 (01:46:07):
Parents.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Oh you should never ever phone tap parents. I'm about
to all right, let's see what happens and Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:46:15):
Here we go.

Speaker 33 (01:46:16):
Hello, Hi, how's it going? This is Richard Fair. I'm
one of the managers over at the birthday. How's it
going today?

Speaker 19 (01:46:21):
Oh?

Speaker 42 (01:46:22):
Just fine?

Speaker 33 (01:46:22):
All right, I'll make this quick. Was your son at
Amy's third birthday party last week?

Speaker 7 (01:46:28):
Yes?

Speaker 21 (01:46:29):
He went, Yes, Well it seems.

Speaker 33 (01:46:31):
That he was playing in the ballpit with the other
kids and having a good time, and everybody got out,
and once the birthday party was over, we noticed he
left the little present.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
In the ballpit.

Speaker 42 (01:46:43):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 21 (01:46:45):
He went duty in the ballpit?

Speaker 42 (01:46:48):
All right, Well I wasn't there.

Speaker 24 (01:46:51):
My nanny took him.

Speaker 42 (01:46:52):
I had heard nothing about this.

Speaker 33 (01:46:53):
So we're kind of going to need some type of
payment because we've kind of did the bill for your
son's accident.

Speaker 24 (01:47:02):
Well that's that's what you do, don't you. I mean
that's that you have kids parties there. It must happen
all the time normally.

Speaker 21 (01:47:10):
Yes it does, but it happens in the bathroom, not
the ballpit.

Speaker 27 (01:47:14):
Oh I doubt that.

Speaker 11 (01:47:15):
But okay, Well, what would you like me to.

Speaker 33 (01:47:17):
Do about it, all right, So so this is what
it comes down to. Really, I'm gonna need you to
pay for the cleaning bill. We had to sanitize it,
we had to reclean a place. It came to nine
hundred bucks.

Speaker 27 (01:47:26):
So long.

Speaker 42 (01:47:26):
Oh wait, you're joking right.

Speaker 21 (01:47:27):
No, this is no joke, man.

Speaker 33 (01:47:29):
Unfortunately I have to place this call letting a mother
know that her son did duty in the ballpit and
you have to.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
Pay the bill.

Speaker 42 (01:47:34):
Now, wow, what a great job you have. You can
clean your own balls. You know those things are so
filthy as it is. That place stinks. Well, maybe maybe
you actually needed a cleaning, and maybe it was God
who had my son take a dump in those with
the balls.

Speaker 21 (01:47:47):
Okay, I can tell your tone is not nice. And
here at the birthday from me and telling me.

Speaker 42 (01:47:51):
My son took a dump in your place and you
want me to pay to clean it up.

Speaker 21 (01:47:56):
It was very clean until your son got in the ballpp.

Speaker 24 (01:47:58):
I really doubt that.

Speaker 42 (01:47:59):
I've been into that place. It's a scuzz pits and
everybody who works there needs to take a shower. This
is the most ridiculous conversation I've ever had with anybody.

Speaker 21 (01:48:06):
Why isn't your kid potty train jet? Is what I
want to know personally?

Speaker 24 (01:48:11):
How about that?

Speaker 42 (01:48:12):
I don't have time for your I'm.

Speaker 33 (01:48:13):
Going to try to stay calm and civil because that's
who we are here at the Oh, all right, nine
hundred bucks and I'm.

Speaker 42 (01:48:19):
Not giving you nine hundred bucks. I'm not giving you
three cents. Why don't you guys take this time to
clean that pole up?

Speaker 21 (01:48:26):
Oh we did that, we did, and we're just looking
for a little repayment for it.

Speaker 42 (01:48:29):
We're not going to get any repayment.

Speaker 19 (01:48:31):
Children, That's what happened.

Speaker 21 (01:48:33):
I hate to treat customers like this, but you're being
very not a customer.

Speaker 42 (01:48:37):
My son wasn't even a customer. Oh he was not
quite That places a call and it was a party
from the school. And my kid would never have gone
there if it wasn't from the school, because he doesn't
even hang out with that crap.

Speaker 19 (01:48:48):
So don't call me and tell me that.

Speaker 33 (01:48:51):
Listen, missus Bronson, you have a kid, so you have
to put up with a responsibility, Okay, you not me,
not me.

Speaker 21 (01:48:56):
I have to I have to deal with them for
two hours, two hours, and that's it.

Speaker 16 (01:49:00):
Oh, listen to me.

Speaker 42 (01:49:01):
You know, why don't you tell the owners that if
they want to have a place where kids come to them,
they need to deal with all the bulls that comes
up when kids show up.

Speaker 21 (01:49:08):
All right, So, miss Bronson, if you don't want to
pay for this, why don't you talk to your friend Marcy?

Speaker 19 (01:49:12):
What does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 33 (01:49:14):
Well, Marcy learned about your son's little accident. She wanted
to play a phone tap on you. My name's Garret
from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show and Erica. You've
been phone tapped?

Speaker 15 (01:49:25):
Oh my god?

Speaker 19 (01:49:26):
You all right?

Speaker 27 (01:49:28):
All right, that's that's that's that's great.

Speaker 21 (01:49:30):
What do you want to say to your friend Marcy?

Speaker 24 (01:49:32):
I like to choker Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 11 (01:49:36):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 2 (01:49:40):
The Elvis Duran phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:58):
I would love to talk to Scar and Nate about
their boys' night out Saturday. How did that go? It
was fun, It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 8 (01:50:05):
We went.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
We started and had dinner at a club staurant to jeans. Jeez,
jeans is awesome? Okay? And then what you do.

Speaker 11 (01:50:15):
Then we went to Highlight We stopped at Romeos for
a second, went to the Highlight Room and then.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
That's l O O S I E S Lucy's. We
were you the oldest people at Lucy's. Well, yeah, because
it was late night.

Speaker 11 (01:50:31):
I feel like we've decided we think that later, the
later it gets, the younger the crowd.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
They have to do with the venue.

Speaker 3 (01:50:38):
It's the Actually it's the later he gets, the older
you get. So did did Nate do what you were
afraid he would do? Scary because you know Nate, if
he drinks, he gets embarrassing and it starts fights at bars.

Speaker 1 (01:50:51):
Well, it wasn't my fault, it was God. Something happened.
What happened I was waiting.

Speaker 11 (01:50:57):
To tell you. But the Highlight Room, it was the
great bar coat hook stand off. So when you go
to a bar and there's coat hooks directly below where
you're standing.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
Yeah, it's it's like it's like the arm rest on
a plane. Yeah. Yes, So we came in, the three
of us and we.

Speaker 11 (01:51:15):
Put our coats in there on the hook and somehow
we got shuffled off to the side a bit as
more people were coming to order drinks. However, there were
these three girls that show up, and the one girl
gets in Nate's face and says, we're standing in front
of these hooks.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
Now, could you move your stuff? These are our hooks?

Speaker 11 (01:51:36):
And Nate turns his back to the bar, does the
hands the hands folded thing and looks down at her
and was like, Noah, like this with his arm folded.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
She's yelling at him, and I'm sitting there talking wait,
hold on, hold on. She's yelling at it's yelling at Nate.
It was gonna be fisticuffs. Alvin looks at me and says,
I can't believe this. Who raised you?

Speaker 13 (01:52:05):
What?

Speaker 24 (01:52:06):
Ma'am?

Speaker 21 (01:52:07):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
And I'm like, here, first, these there's one hook.

Speaker 38 (01:52:11):
We had our coats on it, and they're demanding that
we move our bodies and our coats so that they
could have the space.

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
Am I wrong?

Speaker 8 (01:52:20):
Your enthusiasm?

Speaker 1 (01:52:21):
Stand off?

Speaker 11 (01:52:21):
I'm like, but then I'm thinking, wait a second, there,
we're in the right here.

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
If the hook is the hook, it doesn't matter if
we've moved in your hook and you were there first. Yes, yes,
so I'm supposed to. Did they try to, like herding dogs,
just kind of slowly push you away from the hook
and take over the hooks.

Speaker 38 (01:52:44):
In and pushed us aside and expected us to move
our belongings, which that was the only hook underneath the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
Okay, well, so how did this end up? How did
this result?

Speaker 38 (01:52:55):
So it kind of My friend Jason was there. He
stepped in, kind of diffused the situation and said, hey,
the coats.

Speaker 1 (01:53:02):
Aren't bothering you.

Speaker 38 (01:53:03):
We'll be over here, but don't move the coats. And
she started giving him some lip, and then finally her friends.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Backed her down. But I'm sorry, that book is mine?

Speaker 21 (01:53:13):
Did me move my coat?

Speaker 23 (01:53:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
No, you back off and in the space speaks to
get drinks. We look here, here's access to the bar.

Speaker 22 (01:53:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:53:21):
There's nothing worse than jockeying for position at a bar
and people getting into fights.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
I remember one night Coach to Wood, Josh and I
were out. We were at Odeon and this woman what
do you?

Speaker 8 (01:53:31):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:53:32):
Are you Her purse was like on the bar and
I wanted to order a drink. There's the only place
to go, she says, what are you doing? This is
our spot? I said, well, I'm just getting a drink.
I don't want to stand here. I just want to
get a drink. Well, and she looked at her person.
I said, I said, you know what, here's what I'm doing.
I'm looking at your purse because I want to steal
it and run out the doors what I want to do.
And she took off to Mars. She was so mad

(01:53:53):
at me and these people they just think they're so entitled.

Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
Back off, bitch, Jason, your friend, Jason, I noticed came
to your rescue. Did scarry like back you up?

Speaker 25 (01:54:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
No, was definitely like aging towards the door. I think
had it come to fist the cuffs, scary would have
left his jacket. This isn't my hearts in the bar
to begin with. If we're gonna be escorted out, that's
what you didn't do wrong. You did nothing. I know
we didn't, but you know you can't argue with people.
I was ready to just take the coats, but here,
take the hook girls, I'll.

Speaker 35 (01:54:29):
No grew her.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
No, those were your hooks.

Speaker 8 (01:54:33):
It really was.

Speaker 7 (01:54:33):
And my only person that thinks even if you guys
got into the bar before them, and you put your
coats there, okay, you put your coats there, whoever's coat
is there is there exactly so even if they were
standing in front of it and they didn't make it
there in time to put their coats there, those are
still your hook.

Speaker 8 (01:54:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 21 (01:54:48):
This is crazy, right, I know I was.

Speaker 1 (01:54:50):
I was flabbing like you, But I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:54:56):
I will.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
I'll give her this. She didn't ask you the same
question I asked you every time you do something sloppy?
Who raised you? Nate leaves half eaten sandwiches sitting around
all the time. I'm like, and I'm like, were you
raised by wolves?

Speaker 27 (01:55:13):
You know?

Speaker 11 (01:55:13):
What provoked her further though, was the the he's standing
like really tall and mighty and the arms folded body
language really.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
Mad dog or I stared her down. I stared her down.

Speaker 7 (01:55:27):
I appreciate when na gets like that because he'll do
it when you're flying. Also, he's not he is all
about justice. Yeah, he will hop out into the island
block everyone else from running.

Speaker 6 (01:55:36):
Up, and with that same exact pose, I appreciated me.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
Okay, question, were there too many coats and purses and
things to share a hook? Is that the problem?

Speaker 23 (01:55:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:55:44):
I mean our jackets. We hung three hooks. We used
two for three hooks. We actually tried to overstuffed us.
It wasn't like in the way. I mean, she just
wanted the space, man.

Speaker 23 (01:55:57):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
Anyway, okay, So in other words, you had a great
night out Saturday. Sounds like a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
I love this text that just came in general. Question
do you get dressed and undressed in front of your partner?

Speaker 12 (01:56:15):
Oh?

Speaker 34 (01:56:16):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (01:56:17):
I guess it depends on the day.

Speaker 6 (01:56:19):
It depends how fat I'm feeling that day, honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
Because I have this thing where if I'm in the
bathroom showering, and our showers all glassed, you can see it,
you know, from miles away. Yes, I might get out
of here. Yes, I just need this space to be
my own for a few minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:56:36):
He's like, what, I shouldn't worst my feet, So just
let me be.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
Let me be naked in the shower, not worry about whatever, right,
because you.

Speaker 7 (01:56:45):
Bend and fold and you do things in the shower,
and things are visible that don't need to be. Showers
are off limits exactly. Yeah, and toilet times.

Speaker 12 (01:56:53):
Cri are you?

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
No, I'm a get dressed and undressed in private person, Nate,
what do you prefer? I don't really have that problem.
I'm always private, So.

Speaker 8 (01:57:06):
There's that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
Anyway, so thank you for your question. Hey, feel free
text in your question for the group.

Speaker 6 (01:57:13):
Oh and ask me anything?

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
Is it scary? I need music? Oh boy, it's time
to ask me anything.

Speaker 6 (01:57:18):
It's so fun. Ask me anything is so fun, is it?
It can be when you get to choose what you answer.

Speaker 1 (01:57:23):
It's fun until it's not.

Speaker 31 (01:57:26):
Well, we have the power.

Speaker 3 (01:57:27):
It's now time for ask me anything. Not to be
confused with why you mad down at the breakfast club? Right,
ask us anything? Text it's at fifty five one hundred,
no problem.

Speaker 6 (01:57:42):
Well, also disclaimer, right, just because you ask doesn't mean
we have to answer.

Speaker 1 (01:57:47):
Oh absolutely, okay, Oh no, yeah, no, no, no, there's
no reasonable we're picking. We're doing Yeah, absolutely, we are.
We have the power to do that. Anything ask us
most things.

Speaker 6 (01:58:02):
It's not called answer anything, it's called ask me.

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
An some of those we may do not even read
because they're incriminating as hell. Ask anything. Who got laid
this weekend?

Speaker 42 (01:58:12):
Oh?

Speaker 35 (01:58:15):
Not me?

Speaker 4 (01:58:16):
Not me this weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
Daniel, not this weekend? Froggy? Where's froggy? Oh wait, he ran.

Speaker 23 (01:58:24):
That.

Speaker 6 (01:58:24):
We are a pathetic group of people.

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
Here's another one. What's a proper amount of baby oil?

Speaker 24 (01:58:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:58:32):
I see, just a palm.

Speaker 6 (01:58:36):
Well, can we ask a question back? What are you
using it for? Yeah, that's a good question because sometimes
there's not a limit.

Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
Froggy, did you get late this past weekend?

Speaker 8 (01:58:44):
You missed? Ah, that's a negative.

Speaker 1 (01:58:46):
All right. Why does Danielle hate Manna' so much?

Speaker 4 (01:58:50):
There's no answer to that.

Speaker 6 (01:58:51):
I really don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
Welcome to ask us anything. I think it's a fair question,
but you don't know why.

Speaker 4 (01:58:56):
I really do not know why.

Speaker 12 (01:58:57):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:58:58):
Uh, here's another one. Is six different on vacation than
at home?

Speaker 24 (01:59:04):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:59:05):
I think everybody would say yes.

Speaker 1 (01:59:06):
Yes, I say yes for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:59:08):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
All right. Some other questions coming in that we're not
going to answer. Oh, okay, I got one more. There's
a few more lingering questions on our news segment. Ask
us anything. Okay, do you like chicken?

Speaker 5 (01:59:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:59:23):
It depends on it depends because if it's just chicken
and it's not there's no marinate on it or spice
or anything. I will gag from it. That's something that's
happened since pregnancy.

Speaker 32 (01:59:33):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:59:34):
Yes, do you like chicken fingers?

Speaker 3 (01:59:37):
Yes, the fingers off chicken? Okay, Yeah, if they're crunching,
I'm with you. What about your gandy chicken?

Speaker 6 (01:59:43):
Chicken is it's like mid mid grade?

Speaker 27 (01:59:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:59:47):
Whatever, kidding me.

Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
I love chicken every way, every which way. Give them
to you on the boat. Oh my gosh, there's a
million ways we could love chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:59:58):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
I like chicken best way I'm eating it. I've never
met a chicken I didn't like.

Speaker 6 (02:00:04):
There you go. Oh, I had the greatest chicken over
the weekend last week.

Speaker 1 (02:00:07):
Talk about it.

Speaker 6 (02:00:08):
I had cocoa vane. It was so good. I don't
know what was better than cocker the wine.

Speaker 23 (02:00:16):
It was.

Speaker 6 (02:00:19):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
But they work in tandem. Yes, all right, there you go.
Oh no, all right, it's enough of this.

Speaker 6 (02:00:26):
Those questions are pretty hilarious.

Speaker 3 (02:00:28):
Yeah, here comes the questions we don't care about. So
we move on, and thanks for playing. Ask us anything.

Speaker 6 (02:00:35):
The slap fight, but the slap fight would be good.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
Josh or Andrew, Josh or Andrew? Which of them would
win in a slap fight?

Speaker 6 (02:00:42):
I think Andrew would.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
I think he would too.

Speaker 7 (02:00:45):
Yeah, Andrew's weirdly strong and has giant hands, and Josh
is kind of like I think you could push him over.

Speaker 1 (02:00:50):
And there you go. Thanks for listening. It's now time
to end our segment called.

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The only Carol g right here and you actually jumped
into the Hudson River.

Speaker 6 (02:01:13):
Oh yeah, Oh my god.

Speaker 29 (02:01:14):
Oh yeah.

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Speaker 24 (02:01:30):
Today Elvista ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody.

Speaker 42 (02:01:42):
Pe