August 30, 2025 • 123 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Olay Lady give him a lady.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
In the morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
So I'm reading this morning. There is a guy, the
best telling author. His name is Dan Buckner. He's traveled
the globe studying how people live long, happy lives, and
in a recent interview he kind of laid out the
top eight habits of the world's happiest people based on
research and all the people he's met. He says, there
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are eight things you can do to feel happier every day.
Are we ready to explore? Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Do?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I hea your attention. Number One, you need to get
at least eight hours of sleep.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Damn it is.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
That at once? Or can that be added up? Bro?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
You cannot add sleep. I had a sleep doctor tell
me that.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The happiest people sleep eight to nine and a half
hours a night. Well, the number two you need to
eat a plant based breakfast.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
You guys, why is this funny?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Why this isn't funny for.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Breakfast two days ago?
Speaker 8 (01:22):
I really come on like bacon sauces.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
He says.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The happiest people on earth stay away from too much
meat and dairy in the morning, and sugary cereal. No.
Number three. Number three from the list of eight habits
of the world's happiest people. This is a good one. Socialize.
The more the better. I deally with people you like.
Of course. I think we get our quota every day here.
Speaker 9 (01:49):
Yeah, we have that.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Also another habit of the world's happiest people volunteer.
Speaker 9 (01:56):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
People who tend to feel happier, more satisfied with their lives,
and have fewer symptoms of depression are ones who are volunteering.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
Hell yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Hm, I gotta work on that one. Number five. Take naps.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
Absolutely, we're on top of that.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, okay, Like quick power naps thirty minutes or less.
It leaves you more focused.
Speaker 9 (02:19):
No, no, no.
Speaker 10 (02:21):
I like it's more of a sleep than a nap
knock out for a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, Daniel, how come you can't take like a thirty
minute nap.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I mean I can, It's just not the same as
a two hour nap.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't know. You know what, Alex will come home
and PLoP down on the couch and close his eyes.
He'll I'm just gonna take a quick nap and he'll
wake up three hours later. I'm like, what are you doing? Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Good for him?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He's like, I said, don't you miss those three hours
you could have been doing something. No, I did something.
It was called napping. Yeah anyway, Yeah, quick power naps.
They say thirty minutes or less leave you more focused, creative,
and productive. And that's on top of the nine and
a half hours of sleep you need to get every night.
The number six on the list I love from the
eight habits of the World's Happiest People. Have faith. Doesn't
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matter what you believe in. Studies show people who are
religious or faithful or are more likely to describe themselves
as very happy.
Speaker 9 (03:17):
I believe that.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah. Believing in the power of the universe, believing in
the power of God. You know, whatever it is you're
believing in, you need to believe believe in it more.
It's good for you. Any question so far, No, keep going.
Number seven, limit your TV and social media. Are you
ready for this? Yeah, he's saying the happiest people. The
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ideal amount is no more than thirty minutes of a day.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Of each I told you that TV.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
And social media. The problem is, you know, some of
the shows we watch are more than thirty minutes long, right,
So that's one show and a quick skim of your
favorite social media platforms and boom, you're done anyone with me?
Speaker 9 (03:56):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 10 (03:56):
I think when you're on social media all day, all
you're doing is looking people's lives and comparing yourself to
you know, do you meet the right standards? Are you
pretty enough? Are you skinny enough? Are you happy enough?
All of these different things, and you could easily just
get away from that.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
All right, here's one, the last one on the list
of the eight habits of the world's Happiest people, Number eighth.
Maybe not doable for most of us. Do not work
full time?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh come on, what how do I not do that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Right? Okay? The people here yelling who have a four
hour a day job, five days a week.
Speaker 10 (04:30):
No, but there's so much outside of work that we
still do.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
But also, like, let's take us out of the mix.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
The everyday american can't afford that anymore. Most people have
a full time job and still need another job with
the costs of everything.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Now, well, but hear him out, and maybe it could
help you augment a little bit. Do not work full time.
You won't be happy if you can't make ends meet.
But in a perfect world, part time is better. People
who work less than thirty five hour or a week,
tend to be the happiest people overall. And there you go. So,
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in other words, you gotta find ways to cut corners
be less productive at work. I don't know, remember when
you said last week you really should only be giving
eighty five percent at work, not one hundred percent. Yes,
I think this sort of I think this sort of
plays into that a little bit. You just saying if
you if you work too hard, you're missing out on
other things that could be more enjoyable, taking care of yourself,
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going on walks, hanging out with people, socializing, traveling, whatever. No, no,
we got to work, we got we have that. But
he's just he's just say, fine, ways to uh, let's
skip out a little bit, to take it, take a
day off here and there. Yeah, what's scary.
Speaker 11 (05:40):
But how do you strike a healthy balance between working
hard and slacking off? I mean, I feel like there's
like a fine line there or something, or you.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Know, something's there.
Speaker 12 (05:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (05:50):
I mean I feel like if you're not paying attention
or are you're doing something out of sorts, you know,
you get reprimanded for it, so that it could be
the fifteen percent that you're pulling back on.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I don't know. I just I'm just saying what the
guy is talking about. Why why you're yelling at me?
It's it's interesting exercises not on the list, not on
this list.
Speaker 13 (06:13):
Anyway, I thought, well, it's it's so well in covering again,
eight hours of sleep, at least, eat a plant based breakfast,
socialized volunteer, take naps, have faith.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Limit your TV and social media, and don't work.
Speaker 14 (06:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Okay, the last one is a little iffy. Yeah, what's that? Nate? Okay,
who wrote this list? Right?
Speaker 15 (06:35):
Because I think this has something to do with maybe
where you live?
Speaker 12 (06:39):
Right?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Well, he traveled Okay, keep in mind, I'll repeat it.
Dan Bututner is an author. He traveled the globe studying
how people live and how they live longer and live
happy lives, and he laid out these top eight habits
of the people he was interviewing who seemed to be
the happiest people. That's it.
Speaker 15 (06:57):
So maybe where these people are, they're just naturally happier
because they're in Costa Rica or.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Something could be. It could be it could be the
environment they live in. Absolutely it could be. But I
mean these are things they all had in common. Getting
more sleep, eating better, socializing, volunteering. I mean, those are
very to me, they'll seem very solid benchmarks.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Definitely.
Speaker 10 (07:19):
Yeah, just makes me nervous because eight hours of sleep,
Come on, I would.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Love to do I don't I don't know what that is.
I mean, I don't think I've ever had eight hours
to sleep, not in the past thirty years. But hey,
let me ask you a question. If someone tells you
something in confidence and you swear I'm not gonna I
will never ever say this to anyone what you just
told me, is it still okay to tell your significant other?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
No, exactly, you won't tell anybody exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Well know that that that is the foundation of what
was told. Look, I'm gonna trust you with something, but
you can't tell anyone. See, and then you go home,
you tell your signific significant other. People think they're different than.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I feel like you have to say, or Sheldon like,
when you're talking to me and you say, don't tell anyone,
not even Sheldon like, that has to be in the equation.
If not, Sheldon's gonna find out because I tell them
everything exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I bring this up because this was a debate between
several of us several days ago. Oh, like, well, you
told me not to tell anyone, and I didn't, but
I did share it with my significant other exactly my point.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Don't you just feel like your other half is kind
of like just an extension of yourself.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
So that's that's the debate. But no, I don't. But
if someone says, hey, don't tell anyone, I'm not. I'm
not going to tell Alex. I'm not gonna I'm not
going to share that with him.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
See, my mom always does prefacesm with Danielle. Don't even
tell Sheldon all the time, because if there's some think
she's embarrassed about or whatever, she's like.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Please, I know you're gonna tell him. Don't tell them
like she knows she knows to tell me that.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
And then do you go home and tell him anywhere?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
No, then I will.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
If it's something like with my mom that's embarrassing and
she really wants to keep it, then I won't.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Tell him, right, Okay, anyway.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Anything else?
Speaker 10 (09:16):
Oh my god, I'm like so shook it right now,
because I'm thinking of all the times that I've said
something to one of my friends and said, don't tell anyone,
and then does there significant other No?
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Oh my god. Yep.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Well, because if they're significant other knows, then they may
tell someone and then it starts to multiply.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
Ah, right, I don't think Hell on Earth? Oh my god,
hell on Earth?
Speaker 16 (09:38):
What up?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Nt I think that was? It was a Seinfeld episode,
wasn't it.
Speaker 15 (09:41):
I think it's generally implied if you tell something to
someone the significant other finds out.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
No, God, I thought, I like this text. As long
as they're not in the same friend group, then it's okay.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Oh this is Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Someone else says, when you're married, you become one person.
So technically you didn't tell anyone. We're not one person.
We're two different people. We're two separate people. I don't
want to be the same person as anyone else. I'm me,
I'm they're them.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Do you guys remember the Pretty Little Liar's theme song
to the show? Two can keep a secret if one
of them is dead? Exactly there you go.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
All right, I'm gonna tell you something that I'm going
to have to kill you.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
They wake me up? The Morning Show.
Speaker 17 (10:30):
Live, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I got Ellen, Hi Ellen, Hi, I'm okay, but Froggy,
are you ready for this? Yes, Ellen had a weird
dream about you last night. You tell do you want
to tell Uncle Froggy about your dream? Ellen? Go right ahead.
Speaker 18 (11:00):
Okay, So in my dream, you are playing guitar in
the background. Well, Betty White is telling a story as
her character Rose from the Golden Girl. Okay, And she's
telling a story of how when she was a kid
in Saint Olaf and she used to have to borrow
pants from her friends after gym class.
Speaker 16 (11:22):
Okay, and so you.
Speaker 18 (11:24):
Were one of her friends that she had to borrow
pants from and so of course, then she goes into
deep detail on how she would wash these pants after
Jim to give them back to you guys.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Okay.
Speaker 18 (11:39):
And then after the story is finished, Froggy breaks out
into song.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Okay, let's go through this again. Betty White was in
character as Rose from the Golden Girls, narrating a story
about when she was a little girl in Saint Olaf. Yes,
and back then she had to borrow Jim pants from
her friends Froggy, and she would and she would use
Froggy's gym pants and then wash them and give them
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back to him. She told the story, and then Froggy
sang a song. Yes, good happens.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
That's not strange at all.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Isn't it weird where the brain goes you're pregnant? Yeah?
Speaker 18 (12:20):
Well, the only reason I think I had this is
because my dad is a golfer. So I've been wanting
to reach out to Froggy for ideas for gifts for
my dad, and I haven't done that yet.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I got the idea balls, buy your dad some balls.
How much? How much are balls? I don't know anything
about what.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
It depends on what kind you buy.
Speaker 19 (12:39):
You could buy balls as low as nineteen dollars or
as much as you know, fifty bucks.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Fifty bucks for those stupid balls you're going to hit
into the water are better than well, and best of
luck with that. And I love the fact that you
know a lot of people can't remember their dreams, and
I know that. Don't you have a great dream. You're like,
oh my god, I can't wait to tell my friends,
and then you go to retrieve it from your head
and it's gone.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
You don't remember.
Speaker 18 (13:00):
I hate that you said that happened to me. But
yesterday I also had a drink Valerie Bertinelli that she
was I was sending a cooking school.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
Right, yeah, she did.
Speaker 18 (13:08):
She and she didn't finish the cooking class, and she
left her fastway through the recipe.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Are you watching a lot of old time programs, Valerie
bertonellity actually has cooking shows now.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, but it's just so weird to me.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I see why she left the cooking class, or e least
she already knows how to cook, she didn't need to,
Valerie Bertinelli, I love that.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Can we go back to the fifty dollars?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Like, why would you spend that much money in a
golf ball that's going to land up in a lake?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
And you Can't's tell.
Speaker 18 (13:34):
Me if I spend that much money on it's.
Speaker 19 (13:37):
Not one golf ball number one and number two they
don't end up in the lake if you're good. So
all balls are not created equal balls?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Are different? Balls are different? Well?
Speaker 20 (13:45):
Different?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Want me to prove it.
Speaker 18 (13:47):
Are we thinking more of a putter? But I didn't
know what kind of a what kind of a o?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
That's even way more?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
How much are putters have? We know nothing about golf,
nor do we care to.
Speaker 19 (13:56):
Once again, you could get a really cheap putter, probably
for twenty bucks, or you can spend as much three
or four hundred dollars on a putter?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Is a pinter thing that like hits the ball.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Danielle.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Danielle, Okay, Danielle, I.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Know nothing about golf, and I know what a putter is.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Everything's about this and sexual all.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Right, you gotta clean your ball. Yeah, you gotta right,
you gotta tea off. All right, we gotta go. Ellen.
You keep having those dreams. You keep calling this girl.
Speaker 18 (14:19):
We love you, thank you, this love you too. Bye bye.
Speaker 17 (14:23):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande, Elvis duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Every morning at seven twenty. We give you a fresh
phone tap. We love playing crank calls. Actually, you told
us you loved him. That's why they're back. Got an
email from Nicole Godfrey. See I think you have her
on the phone. Good morning, Nicole? Is that you?
Speaker 14 (14:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (14:43):
Hi?
Speaker 20 (14:43):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Rather than me reading out your email, what is it
you want to do to your friend Lauren?
Speaker 20 (14:48):
All right, Well, me and my friends this is the
first year getting a beach house down in Dama, and
I thought it'd be a great idea to have someone
pretend to be real with her and tell her that
a house burnt down.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Can you imagine? So she already, you guys already put
your deposit down on the house, and you want the
realtor to call and say, well, hey, thanks, but no
thanks the house burnt down?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, all right? So why do you hate your friend Lauren?
Why do you want to do this to her?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, I don't hate her.
Speaker 20 (15:15):
I just think she is the most.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Gullible out of all the girls at.
Speaker 20 (15:18):
The house, and I think she'll really fall for it.
And I can't wait to hear what you says.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Can we go scary? Calling it Lauren telling her her
beach house has burned to the ground. It's another phone tap, well.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
Lauren, gissy please, yes, Hi, this is rape from the
realty company. Okay, you've rented a house down the shore
with us for this summer.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Uh huh?
Speaker 11 (15:39):
And I believe the address. I just want to make
sure I could verify this. It's two thirteen by at
least you in Belmar right that house burned down?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
What?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, it's terrible. So that just means for screwed the
house and not money.
Speaker 11 (15:57):
Basically, Okay, how much money did you put down here?
Speaker 20 (16:02):
Well, it paid at the seven hundred dollars deposit and
then we made our first atievement.
Speaker 19 (16:06):
Right, we are all paid five hundred, so it was
like twenty hundred dollars already.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
Well that money's gone and you still always to balance,
which is about one thousand dollars.
Speaker 15 (16:14):
We have to pay for it, regardless of the house
is there or not?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yep, that's why. Why can you afford that money?
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I could afford it. Are you working right obviously?
Speaker 16 (16:24):
If we?
Speaker 14 (16:25):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
What am I working right now? Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Why do you ask?
Speaker 11 (16:29):
I just wanted to make sure that you weren't some
deadbeat kid out of college that wasn't going to pay
her bill obviously once.
Speaker 16 (16:34):
On a week for a house that I was running
for the summer.
Speaker 21 (16:37):
If I couldn't afford it, I.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
Just kind of figured that you were like scraping your
last pennies together to get this done.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, I don't.
Speaker 10 (16:43):
I don't scrape my last pennies try anything.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
What do you do for a living?
Speaker 9 (16:46):
Why do you? Why are you any is this?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I get it. You're still mooching off your father? Hello?
Speaker 14 (16:54):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Hello?
Speaker 18 (16:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
What is she doing right now? You think?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Let's call her back?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Lauren?
Speaker 22 (17:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
What did I say wrong? I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (17:08):
What do you mean You're sorry?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I don't hear your I.
Speaker 11 (17:11):
Didn't mean to pry into your personal life. Listen, if
you need some help paying the balance on the house.
I do have a side business, little go Go bar
here in lod E. I could hire you and you
could earn some extra cash and we could have this
money made up.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And you have to be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I'm just trying to offer you a way out here.
The money is o the money, the money trying to
offer me a job at a Do you think you
are okay?
Speaker 11 (17:43):
I'll tell you what. Let me put you on the
phone with my secretary.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Hello.
Speaker 20 (17:48):
Hello, Yeah, Nicole, kick at you?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
You've been phone tapped? Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 20 (18:03):
Our house really didn't burn down.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It was just a joe.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
The house is fine, but the money still do.
Speaker 14 (18:11):
Just looking me that job at the go go God?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
What do you want to tell Nicole?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 23 (18:21):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participations.
Speaker 17 (18:25):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
There are some days, you go God, it's taste going
on and on and on and on. Well, you're not
engaged and you're not having fun. That's not a good day.
But you want those days. Remember when you were a
kid and summer days would last forever. Oh yeah, And
when you're older, it's the opposite. It's like God, summer
days just all days just fly by. It's because you're
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living in a world that's very, very ultra familiar to you.
You know this world way too well. You've been here
all these years. When you're a kid. You're exploring new
things all summer day long, and the day lasts longer.
So it's very simple. We got to find new ways
to make our day different and unique. So it boils
down to this. Time passes quickly when you get older
(19:19):
and you get busier because we are living in a
world that we're very familiar with and nothing new is happening.
You know what. This is why it's great to like,
change the way you drive home every day from work
or school, change the way you do things, go to
different restaurants, things as simple as that. You know, when
you're walking through a park, say, uh, get out of
this park, go to another park. The trees are different.
(19:40):
And when you experience new things in life. The day
seems to be not only longer, but it's a good longer.
You're actually you feel you feel fulfilled, even though you
may not be able to check off a checklist of
things that need to be done. Like you steam my
son's graduation gown.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You know that too, Like when you go to a restaurant,
you would get the same exact thing everything time.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
You know, I call it given menu when I go there,
I call that the last day on Earth syndrome, because
you feel like, well, this could be the last time
I ever eat this Restaurant've got to eat the same
thing I always do. Yeah, So God to your going
through this meditation, meditation, this medium article as well. Right, yes,
what did you get from it?
Speaker 8 (20:20):
I got a lot from this.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
So I think that one of the biggest things we
need to keep in mind is exactly what you just said.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
You have to train your brain to untrain itself.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
When you get used to doing the same thing, walking
the same route, whatever, doing the same schedule every single day,
it just makes your day go by a lot faster,
and it's not fulfilling. But when you start new things,
you not only slow the time down, but Once you've
learned a new thing, you do feel fulfilled and you
feel accomplished. And it was a longer day that had meaning,
So why not change your days to have more meaning.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
You know, there's this law. I never heard of it
until now. It's called Parkinson's law, and it's like this
work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
Meaning you say, Okay, I've got to get this thing
done in and I have three hours to get it done.
So you're just gonna take your time. Let's say, washing
the dishes, okay, loading the dishwasher, and laundry. Let's say
(21:11):
it's dish washing laundry day. Okay, Oh, I've got three hours.
You just take your time and get it done. Before
you know it, your three hours are done, and all
you've accomplished is putting stuff in a dishwasher and putting
stuff in a washing machine and folding stuff. Give yourself
an hour, I mean a laundry usually takes longer. They're saying,
give yourself an hour to do these projects, and you
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will get it done in an hour. It'll always start
to get done because you're rushing to get it done.
Then you have the rest of the day to go
do something different. Yeah, by the way, your whole day
is filled up with laundry and dishes.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And then it's not on your mind too. Like if
you know that laundry it filled sitting there and you
didn't put it away, you're like, oh, all day you're
thinking about it, and it like takes up all your time.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
I think to one of the things I took from
this article, it talks about finding pleasure in everything, which
might sound a little bit cheesy or to some people
maybe impossible. But even if you're sitting in traffic and
you hate traffic and it's the most miserable thing in
the world, yes, you know that, but there are some
good things you could get when you're.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Sitting in traffic. You might listen to your favorite morning show.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Or listen to music that you like, listen to a
book on tape, whatever it is. You can find joy
and things that aren't so joyful, and I think that
changes your day too.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
On this list little things that you can do to
change your day. Take little mindfulness breaks. I know it
sounds very crunchy, but it's like you just take a
just take a moment away from whatever you're doing, and
just like just walk outside for a minute, just like
and take a deep breath of air and just come
back in when you drink your coffee. See, I drink
coffee because it's a drug. I drink coffee because I'm
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addicted to the caffeine and I need for it to
wake me up. The thing is, you can actually sit
there by yourself in quiet and just enjoy your coffee.
A lot of my friends do that. I'm like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 24 (22:50):
Drink it.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Let's go get your caffeine in your veins. You know
what I'm saying. Do you, guys ever savor your coffee?
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I do.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
I actually don't like the caffeine in coffe. It makes
me really jittery. So when I get coffee, I will
make it.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
Last four hours. I'll go heat it up again. I
just like the flavor.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I slurp mine, you're a slurper. Oh you know what
something tells me slurping is enjoying it. I think that's it.
I think they're combined.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
That's why I get ice coffee. I feel like it
lasts me all day and I can nurse it all day.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
You go, yeah, you're right, because the ice slowly mounts
and there's a cat in your camera, Danielle. Other things
on the list of things to make your day a
little more meaningful. Say Noah, say it more often. Yeah,
learn to say no. The other day I said yes
to something and I immediately regretted it, and I'm like,
oh God.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
And at that point, it's like, you can't take it back.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Turn off the noise, believe it or not. Music's great,
but if you're just listening to noise like a TV
in the background or something, it takes up space in
your mind and in your soul, and you need that back.
Do one thing at a time, break your routine. Drive slower.
You ever do that, you ever can control your speed
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in behind the wheel, and it actually calms you down
a little bit. It's true.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Yeah, I don't drive because I don't have a car here,
but I do walk slower. So if I'm going somewhere,
I deliberately take extra time because I want to see
what's around me and see if something new has opened up,
or if there's a pretty view that I haven't seen before.
So I don't just try to get there and be
out of breath when I get there.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
I try to enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
And also you know, when you're driving fast, you're maneuvering
faster and you have to think faster. It uses more
brain power. It's like playing a video game. It is.
You know what's scary?
Speaker 11 (24:33):
What about making a TikTok video and hear me out
for a second, dear god, Quesse, No, no, no, not the
stupid dances, whatever the case.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I'm talking about, like doing something creative with it.
Speaker 11 (24:42):
I've seen some creative stuff go by on there, putting
your mind to something on TikTok and working on like
a little mini project or something.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Sure, I think that could be something there. No, that's
something If that's what you want to do it, it's
something different. Do it scary? Be the TikTok king sees
just things?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
What about going to the store and like discovering new
things that they like stocked up? Like I like to
go down every aisle every now and then and just
it's like me time and I'm like, oh my gosh,
I never saw this before, never saw this product before.
I spend more money, but I clear in my mind
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Bring stuff home you may use right or not, but anyway,
so make your day more meaningful. I think that's basically it.
Stop and look around, be aware of what's around you.
It'll totally change your day. You want your day to
seem longer, but in a good way. And Gandhi, thank
you for bringing this article.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Of course, I also think one of the things we
all need to keep in mind. I am so guilty
of this spend less time on social media. I know
Scary wants to make a TikTok video.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
I fully support you, But when.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
You're on social media, ninety percent of what you're doing
is paying attention to somebody else's life and not paying
attention to your own and what you're doing.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
And then an hour and a half later, you're on.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Somebody's cousins, sister's brother's page for what What was the
purpose of that?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
He was hot? Okay Line twenty four. Samantha got some
great advice during basic training. Hey Samantha, heay, how are
you guys? We're doing well. Wait, hold on's back up
a little bit. Basic training. What were you training for?
Speaker 21 (26:10):
So I was in the military. I was in the
Army for the last four years.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Excellent, nice yea, And our.
Speaker 21 (26:18):
Drill sergeant's always told us, because basic training is like
eight to nine weeks long, and so every day can
feel very monotonous and very like just very the same thing.
And so they would tell us hunt the good stuff,
meaning like you went to the chow hal, you got
French toes for breakfast, that's something good. You got a
letter from your family, you got to receive a phone
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call from your family, just something to look forward to
every day.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
So and this sticks with you to this day and
you practice as much as you can.
Speaker 21 (26:48):
Yeah, it does, it does. It's something I've always looked
forward to. It's like, oh, okay, cool, I got ten
cents off my gas, you know what I mean? Like
I got a phone call from my mom that I
wasn't expecting. Just something to look forward to.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
It's so much easier to hone in on the negative stuff.
Speaker 21 (27:05):
It really is, and it can make you feel so
bogged down.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, let it go. Hey, Look, thank you for serving
our country, Samantha, and thanks for listening to us. Thanks
for the advice.
Speaker 21 (27:15):
Okay, thank you guys, Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Thank you. And finally, Kathleen online twenty three. Hello Kathleen,
Oh look at that hanging. See what she did. She
went on with her life doesn't matter about us, and
she's living a very fulfilling life.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Good.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
First she got the memo, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
What they had. They had thirty seconds to come to me.
They just sat there. They paused, goodbye, Yeah, froggy Least.
Speaker 19 (27:40):
They went for a walk the other day and I
tried to call her cell phone and I saw it
ringing on the counter. And so when she got back, like, hey,
you left your phone, she said, I did that on purpose,
She said, I wanted to just go for a walk,
enjoy myself, take a look around, enjoy the fresh air
and the scenery, and not be on my phone, not
listening to music.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I do exactly right now.
Speaker 19 (27:57):
It was super relaxing, and you're thinking, how dared you're
not being? Could be constantly I said, what was the
guy's house?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
What was his name? You were at?
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Where were you?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
I want you to be available at all times? Do
you understand me?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Another week, and here we go into the day.
Speaker 17 (28:17):
Calvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning Show.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
So I was doing those kettle bell lips or whatever
it is yesterday and I pulled something in maleg. It
only hurts when I will breathe, Okay, So I thought, oh,
maybe I can get out of working out today. So
I sent him a text. He's like, well, great, we
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could run out upper body. All right, I'm going in.
I need to so Charlie, I will be there. I
don't know what time. It makes me crazy, he did.
He did say you know how much do you? I'm
not telling you how much I weigh? He said, well,
you know, we gotta like take it seriously. You gotta
start losing some weight. I said, well do I have to?
(29:14):
I mean, are you body shaming me? Can you ask
that to your trainer? He's body shaming. Part of his
job to body shame me here? Call him.
Speaker 15 (29:27):
Part of his job is to incentivize you, and maybe
shamey will just call.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Him incentivize me and shame me. No, no, there should
be no shaming in dial dial what's that scary? You know?
Speaker 11 (29:42):
Speaking of working out, I want to know how you
find the inspiration? How do you find how do you
find it to like actually go and physically get yourself in.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
What's the mindset thing? Look, you know I'm not getting younger,
and uh, you know, I gotta get prepared for the
later years, and so I need to have somewhat of
a more solid foundation, otherwise I'll just you know, you
gotta have some body strength in there, and you gotta
I don't know, you psych yourself up. You like, well, no,
well yeah, I pay. If you don't go, you pay.
(30:11):
I mean you lose, you lose money if you don't know.
So having a trainer is accountability and I'm there, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Because if you cancel, they you got to pay for
the session because someone else could have used it exactly.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
And I love Charles. Charles is great. I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Doing pilates again, Like I used to do pilates and
I loved it with those machines, those tables, and then
twenty twenty happened and COVID and I stopped going because
I nobody went to the gym thing anymore.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
But now I'm thinking I might want to pick that
up again.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
You should. I love. I love. It's one of those
things where it was like, oh God, and but once
you're there, were like, oh yeah, okay, just watch the
clock and get out as fast as possible.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Yeah, that's inspiration for you.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Scary because honestly, sometimes when I don't want to work
out and you push yourself at the end of it,
you go, oh, I'm so happy that I just did that,
and you just feel better about yourself and you have
more energy and you don't want to go to sleep
right away.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Oh here he is?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Is it? Charles? Where line as you go? And we've
only tried to call you fifteen times.
Speaker 16 (31:09):
I'm on the train. I'm gonna lose you in a second.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Oh good, then this will go quick. You're only here by.
They don't use any foul language. We love you. I
love you, by the way. But I feel like a
part of your job as a trainer is to sort
of like body shame a little bit, a little bit
like isn't that part of what you do? Like you
gotta make me feel a little a little icky to
make me like have incentive to like work.
Speaker 16 (31:33):
Out you want to you're saying you want to rest.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
No, I'm not saying I want to rest. I just
told every when I got this little injury on my
leg yesterday. But lifting that big heavy ball, what's that
thing called, I don't know what it's called, the kettlebell,
the heavy bowl, And.
Speaker 16 (31:51):
So everyone on everyone on the train's looking at.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Me like I'm weird. Well you are weird. Okay, I'll
let you go. But the thing is and then he says, well,
you can still come in and do upper body. I mean,
but you did say.
Speaker 16 (32:02):
I'm all right, I'm gonna let me, let me text.
I'm gonna lose you any second. I'm literally I'm under
the train is gonna go.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna tell you nobody, You're gonna
hang out, he said, come September. You gonna you gotta
take this seriously.
Speaker 16 (32:16):
I'm gonna text you as soon as I'm out and
coming back.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
All right, goodbye, good bye, scary. So what just in
the text, you pay for a storage unit. Why don't
you use that money to work out? Pay so much
money for that? Hey, I got Charles the trainer back here.
People think it's funny. I have a trainer, you know. Okay,
maybe you can't tell by looking at me, but I do.
Come on, hi, Charles, don't say that. Okay. You know,
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every time I make fun of myself, he always he
like slaps my hand. Stop saying that about yourself. We
don't do that, well, no, we do, obviously, we do. Know.
We think about the positives, okay, and I appreciate that. Hey,
So the point we were trying to make before you
became a weasel and hung up on us earlier.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Are you live?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yes? We are? Oh my god, Okay, I know it's weird.
Just pretend we're not live and it'll be okay. So
my point was this what you were saying to me,
because you asked me, hey, how much do you weigh?
I said, it's none of your business. He's like, I'm
your trainer. Why can't I know?
Speaker 7 (33:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
And so you said, you know, you've got to get
serious about this, and I was like, what are you
talking about? Because I know I come see you three
times a week. I'm getting serious now.
Speaker 16 (33:27):
Oh no putting words in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Okay, what are you saying?
Speaker 16 (33:32):
I was saying, don't get down about that. Even if
it's only two days, it's very good. You know, you're
just keeping yourself in the mix, and when life gets
a little bit more back to the normal nine to
five grind, then you can pick it back up and
keep kicking ass.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
All right. And by the way, this is for everyone.
This is a This is like a public service announcement, like,
don't be so hard on yourself because you're not hitting
the gem as much as you should typically do. Right,
unless your name is Elvit. Okay, thanks, Okay, great. Well,
you know, I think I lost a couple more pounds,
but I'm not going to tell you how much that was.
Speaker 16 (34:10):
But you look fantastic. You're doing amazing, and we're gonna
keep We're gonna keep.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Going at it. See here's why I like working out
with Charles. I've had other trainers in the past. He
doesn't push me to the point where I'm just about
to fall over. For instance, there are other people who
come to write Jim. They are beasts. I mean they
are like non stop. I mean we we do the
necessary stuff, but it's not like you gotta like constantly
do it or you're losing time. It live to see
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another day exactly.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
And I think everybody wants different results too. You don't
want to be beast mode.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
You don't want to be.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Like nine packs, and you know that's not the life.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
You want a nine pack, you know, God.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Instead of a six pack. A nine pack is real, serious, scary.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
It is scary. As a question for you, what's you
a question for Charles? Charles? Is it true that cardio
is over?
Speaker 11 (35:00):
Because I have some friends that say that it's all
about resistance training and weights and things like that, and
all these fancy machines that look like they're doing a lot,
they don't really do a whole lot.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
And that treadmill and cardio man overrated.
Speaker 16 (35:16):
That's no, it's a it's a valid point, but it's
not fully true. So there's like a hierarchy in order
to you know, for people to people who say trying
to lose weight, resistance training is the most important. That's
that is like your steak and potatoes. You know, from there,
(35:37):
it becomes from there, it becomes a time thing. So
if someone can get three resistance say three resistance training
or four sessions a week, then from there they can
start to add in like a little steady state cardio.
But with the cardio itself, someone can lose a little
bit of weight, but they didn't really put on more muscle,
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so to speak, so they're really only going to become
like a smaller version of themselves with more chance of
regaining that negative weight.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
So you're saying, both, you need to be building muscles,
but you need you need to get a little cardio
on there too. It's a healthy mix.
Speaker 16 (36:14):
Correct prioritizing the resistance training. So there was some good
truth to what your friend was saying.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
There you go, Now, what's that one machine you put
me on? Where I Okay, I sit like this and
I put my legs really wide, right, and you have
to like push in on these these two bars. Yeah
sort of, I mean, and he's like, you gotta you
gotta get your legs wider, wider, and everyone in the
in the gym is like staring at us, like what
are these two dudes do it? And I know that
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is not well so, I mean I never really it's
like it feels like it's tightening my my my birth
giving muscles.
Speaker 16 (36:51):
Maybe a slight exaggeration, all.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Right, Okay, I don't like that one.
Speaker 16 (36:56):
It's the it's the it's the Kaiser leg press.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Okay, what's the Kaiser? I heard that's a roll in my.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, that's a piece of brand, that's what That's what
I put Taylor ham on.
Speaker 16 (37:06):
Yeah, Kaiser. Kaiser is just the name of the like
the equipment. It's a brand like Life Fitness Kaiser.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Okay, we give it a dirty n Yeah anyway, all right, well, look,
thanks for being on, Charles. I will be in today.
Even though you caused an injury in my leg yesterday.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
I love you.
Speaker 16 (37:25):
Well, can please come back so we can cause another one?
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yes, I will. I love you Charles, I'll talk to
you a little bit.
Speaker 16 (37:31):
Okay, I love you guys too.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
All right, such a great guy. Really lucked out meeting
this guy. He's really really super nice.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Well, needs to get his hands on scared.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
My takeaway is I don't have to do cardio, you
know what. Start Start with the weights and stuff and
the resistance training, and just move into the more fancy
of the machine. I think, the less benefit it has
for you. Well, okay, don't overthink it.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Walk scary, Sarry, What kind of resistance training.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Are you going to do? Standing up from the couch?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Resist going to the exactly?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I resist saying no to this cheeseburger? Yeah, the third donut.
I'm resisting the fourth.
Speaker 17 (38:10):
Elvister ran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
In the Morning show.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Okay, let's talk about Tony mulay. So you were at
home depot Low's one of those places, one of the stores.
Speaker 12 (38:24):
How we can't say what it is because I just
don't want to divulge that information. Okay, So you went
to buy what I went to buy, a miner saw
a miner saw a miner saw, and how much are those?
Around four hundred dollars. You can get a cheap one
for like two, but I wanted like the middle of
the road, so it was about four hundred.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Okay. So what happened?
Speaker 12 (38:44):
So I went to the hardware store and as I
was price checking everything, I noticed that one was.
Speaker 24 (38:50):
Priced at forty two dollars. So I thought it was
a mistake.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
It couldn't be real.
Speaker 12 (38:58):
But I still put it in my cart and I
went up to to you know, the check out, right,
So as they're checking out, the lady wrings it up
and it comes up as an orbit sander.
Speaker 24 (39:06):
Now the orbit sander is about forty dollars.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Okay, So the miner saw was mislabeled.
Speaker 24 (39:11):
It was mislabeled.
Speaker 12 (39:12):
So the lady all suddenly was like, this isn't right,
This isn't right, So she calls a manager. So I
knew it wasn't right. But then I started to pretend
that I was getting really pissed off when I wasn't
because I knew it was wrong.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
You know, I got things to do.
Speaker 24 (39:25):
I got to get out of here.
Speaker 12 (39:27):
So then the manager comes, another manager comes, the guy
behind me sees that I'm getting this for forty two dollars.
Speaker 24 (39:32):
He sends his guy to go grab two more.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
So now they're in line.
Speaker 24 (39:37):
So then everybody's like, what's going on, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (39:39):
So then other.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
People go to grab more miner saws. So now it's
a line of people with micer saws. And now I'm
yelling because I got things to do and I got
to get.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
High out, and they're all, they're all going to screw
it up for you. Right, you probably could have snuck
out with a forty A forty two dollars miter saw
exactly right.
Speaker 24 (39:54):
So they stop everything.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
Everybody calmed down.
Speaker 24 (39:57):
Everybody calmed down.
Speaker 12 (39:58):
Managers are telling everybody mines closed, lines closed, go change
the price.
Speaker 24 (40:02):
Wow, I got away with a forty two dollars.
Speaker 10 (40:05):
Yeah, game in the system.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Everyone else. This is why I go to self check out,
by the way.
Speaker 12 (40:13):
I know I would I was trying to be honest.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
But but but Brody says, no, you screwed it up.
What I would have done, I would have bought two,
and I would have I would have thrown away the
receipt and take it back and get the full price, right,
which is thievery, which is thievery. I just like to
think of it as a good idea. I didn't say
I would don't. Oh, come on, no, I'm not a criminal.
(40:36):
How was that of being a criminal?
Speaker 24 (40:38):
I mean, put the price a chance.
Speaker 12 (40:41):
But the hardware store, being the nice story that they were,
gave it to me because it was their mistake, not mine, right,
I guess?
Speaker 3 (40:48):
So?
Speaker 8 (40:48):
Were you the only one? Did all the other people
get their sauce?
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Nope?
Speaker 24 (40:51):
See, I was the only one.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
This is where I get yelled at because I'm too honest.
I would see I would refuse to pay forty three
dollars for a four hundred dollars minor so al, I
just I feel like it's gonna bite me in the
ass eventually. Yeah, and I would say to the manager,
please charge me the real price for this saw.
Speaker 24 (41:07):
Oh no, not me.
Speaker 12 (41:08):
I acted like I had no idea what was going
on when, yeah, no charge me?
Speaker 3 (41:14):
There, here's it going to It even took you, Gandhi,
you would pay forty three dollars for a four hundred dollars?
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Absolutely, I would.
Speaker 12 (41:23):
But see, it took me about a month to even
get in there to buy the saw because it was
such a high end item, and I didn't want to
spend that much, and I was like, do I really
need this? But I needed to build a bar in
my basement, so it became a necessity. So after contemplating
this and price checking about one hundred of them, I
ended up getting it for forty two dollars.
Speaker 24 (41:43):
So really, KRM, it was on my side.
Speaker 8 (41:45):
Yeah, I mean, if you would have switched the price tag,
that's bout juju.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
No.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
I would never do that.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
No, no, I would never do that.
Speaker 8 (41:50):
It was just a mistake, all right.
Speaker 12 (41:53):
So yeah, so now I have a motosaw and I
build a beautiful bar in my basement.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
And guess what, and I think a little less of
you today. You're a scoundrel.
Speaker 17 (42:05):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tappen.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
All right, Danielle, all right, what's it all about?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
So Allison takes the four year old she baby sits,
named Nathan to the pool on the weekend.
Speaker 9 (42:16):
So Alison thought, well, maybe it'd be funny. We'll phone
tap Nathan's mom Laura.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
We'll say there's a little pool poop problem.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Okay, So no one likes poop in the pool.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
No, I love it all right? Here we gett's listen
to Danielle's phone tap. Period.
Speaker 9 (42:33):
This is Renee.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
I'm calling you from pool maintenance, a peoples that beach
club and everything.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Okay, you have a four.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Year old son named Nathan. Yes, is he all right?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah, he's fine, but the pool's not fine. Why is
it that we have poop.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
In the pool?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 19 (42:51):
What?
Speaker 9 (42:51):
Why are you laughing? It's not a joke, it's not funny.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (42:55):
Did someone poop in the pool?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I don't understand your son, Nathan's pool oop is in
the deep end of the pool. And I'm I'm sorry
you guys, I'm not I don't care.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
You're a work.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
This is my work, and there's poop in my pool.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
First of all, Nathan's four.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
And he's not that keen.
Speaker 14 (43:16):
I'm going to the deep end of the pool, so
I find it hard to believe that he that he is.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Okay, maybe it's floated there. I don't know how it
got there, but it's there. It's sitting there right now,
and you need to come and clean it.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
What.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, you need to come and clean the poop in
the pool.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Oh, I am sorry.
Speaker 9 (43:34):
But isn't that your job. No, that's not my job.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
If your child cannot go to the potty the proper way,
he should not be in the pool.
Speaker 9 (43:42):
You know he does know how.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
To go potty the proper way, obviously not if.
Speaker 9 (43:48):
He's pooping in the deep end.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
And why are the.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
First of all, this is not the first time that
it's happened. I think you should you should have a
talk with your babysitter because obviously she's not teaching you properly. Listen,
Can you hold on one second and I will absolutely
call the babysitter, find out and find out what.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
The hell happened.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
That's fine, but listen to me. You what time can
you be here to clean the poop up? Because I
had a clothes.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I cannot believe work.
Speaker 25 (44:13):
I am working on the project.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I had a clothes.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
There's a floater in the pool, and you need to
do something about it. I will never What do you
teach your children at home? Do you just teach your
children that they can go where you?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Listen? You don't have time to listen to me.
Speaker 18 (44:29):
I don't have time for this bool go around.
Speaker 9 (44:32):
That's what in the pool, That's what's in the pool.
Speaker 25 (44:35):
Let me call the babysitter and just relax and do
your job.
Speaker 9 (44:38):
Okay, here's the thing of like rocket science.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Okay, it's just just because, please, could you just hold ornament.
I am at work and I cannot discuss this.
Speaker 9 (44:50):
Listen to me. Do not let your treat when you
are talking to me.
Speaker 10 (44:53):
Do you run this thing?
Speaker 18 (44:54):
Who are you?
Speaker 9 (44:55):
I'm in charge of the maintenance department.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
And maybe he needs those rubber pants or whatever that
they put on kids.
Speaker 9 (45:00):
You know what you're talking about. What the hell are
you feeding this kid? Oh my god, don't, Oh my god,
me get it done.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
You are the.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Person running this place.
Speaker 25 (45:11):
This is so inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Isn't it appropriate for your kids to take a dump
in my pool? I'm not coming down there and cleaning
up poop.
Speaker 8 (45:20):
That is ridiculous.
Speaker 14 (45:22):
It's ridiculous when you're.
Speaker 22 (45:24):
Gonna shut over yourself.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
So rue, He's okay, fine, I'll let it go if
you let me put you on the radio. This is
Daniel Manarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And
you just got phone tapped. Allison's playing a joke on you.
Oh my god, he didn't poop in the pool.
Speaker 20 (45:47):
Okay, now, I'm gonna go home and kill you.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 23 (45:58):
This phone true recorded.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
She granted by author the.
Speaker 17 (46:02):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. This he is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Hey, relationships are difficult. Heyoff, most of the time is great,
but there are moments where you just really just want
to well hit them in the face with a hot iron. Okay,
maybe an exaggerated exaggerating. You don't have to plug it in,
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keep it cold, like I was. We were just talking
about yesterday. I was hanging out with Alex, my husband,
and of course Uncle Johnny's visiting, and uh, I figured
out after the day when we had to make decisions
like where to go for lunch or what to do this,
where to do that, he was like shooting down all
my ideas. Everything we did yesterday was what he wanted
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to do, and I kind of just had to like
I wanted to say something like, hey, this is a partnership.
I get to say something here, but I mean when
I get a vote, I didn't do it. I'm like, eh,
let is have a good day. Then last night we
start arguing about what we're gonna throw away because we're
gonna renovate some stuff in the house. He starts in
on me with my piano. Well that's gonna go I said, no,
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it's not. Hell now, no, not even a conversation. Well,
this is my house too, I said, well, what's my
house too, that's my piano. I don't throw away pianos.
I don't throw away books. Those are things I don't
throw away. You're not to yes way, we're gonna get rid. No,
we're not. We're not not gonna happen. That piano is
staying right here. You know, will negotiate other things, but
(47:49):
not that. That's not it's not there's no negotiation there.
So in your relationships, I mean, where do you draw
the line. There's a line in the sand sometimes where
you disagree on things and one of you is gonna
ge your way and one of you is not, Like
how does this work for you? See?
Speaker 26 (48:05):
I think one of the things for me at least,
is I wish I had met Heather when I was younger,
because I feel like the older you get, the more
set in your ways you are.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
And I am totally immovable on things.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
Wed Hey, to be honest, you'll become more set in
your ways even when you're with her.
Speaker 26 (48:22):
Yeah, and so it just it it becomes very difficult
at times because there's a compromise that someone's not willing
to make, and a lot of times it's me, you know,
and I feel bad because I want that person to
have their way, but exactly.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Look, I don't want to argue with you, but you know,
sometimes I need to get it my way, you know.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Sometimes Okay, yeah, See there's little things that I'll just
give into right away.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
Like to me, it's like, okay, this is not worth
fighting over.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
But then if there's something that I really really believe in,
I will stand my ground.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
And be like, no, this is how I really feel good.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Yes, and hopefully he will respect.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Oh, of course he does.
Speaker 10 (49:00):
So I have a really hard time because everybody says,
you know, relationships are all about compromise, but at the
same time, never settle. And nobody can tell me what
the difference between compromising and settling is.
Speaker 8 (49:11):
So I think that I just act like a big
ass all the.
Speaker 10 (49:13):
Time and I'm like, we're gonna do what I want
to do because I'm not settling or compromising.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Look, at the end of the day, Gandhi. If he
wants to have a burger for lunch and you want
to have pancakes for lunch, and he gets his way
and you get a burger for lunch, it really isn't
the end of life. It's but after a while when
he gets to choose every single lunch you have and
you never ever get to say, well, that becomes a problem.
Speaker 10 (49:34):
Right, Yes, I agree, And I think everybody should have
their joint home together, and then each of you should
have your own apartments so you can slam a door
and decorate however you want to.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
It works for a lot of people.
Speaker 8 (49:46):
I think that would be great.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Alex and I we're not together every day of the week,
and I still don't get my way.
Speaker 8 (49:51):
Yeah, you keep that piano. See if you had your
own place all to yourself, that piano could be in
the middle of the room.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
No problem, That piano's not going anywhere. Yeah, Frog.
Speaker 19 (49:59):
Sometimes I let to make a decision that I know
is wrong, but I just let her do it, just
because that's the way she can see that it's wrong,
telling her that, oh my god, I'm being serious. So
the other day she wanted something painted a certain color,
and I said that that's not the right color.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
She's like, no, it will be. I'm like, it's not.
Speaker 19 (50:16):
She's like I like it. I'm like, okay, I painted
it there at that color and guess what, I was right,
it's not the right color.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
It caused me more work.
Speaker 19 (50:23):
But at the same time, I knew that she needed
to see that it wasn't the right color before just
arguing about.
Speaker 9 (50:27):
Her, why do you do this to us?
Speaker 3 (50:29):
But wait a minute, wait a minute. But on the
other hand, you may have painted it her way and
actually look back and said, oh, okay, this is a
nice color. At least you tried. You know, it.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
Looked like somebody backed up to it and just went.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
It was all crapped on new shutters.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
That's what it looked like.
Speaker 11 (50:49):
This is why I don't want to move in with
my girlfriend or anyone ever, because I see what happens
all this stuff. There's alldest resistance. Nobody wants to compromise.
Everyone's set in their ways. I'm set in my ways,
so I like the way I do things in my place.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Nothing wrong with that. And she could do stuff in
her place in her own space if that works for you, guys, amen,
for probably works for both of them. We don't know that, Danielle, stop,
I bet it. You know what, however you do it,
you know if you do it? Okay. So on Reddit
they did a question for married people, share the things
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you miss most about being single. Oh, I'll give you
a few things. Being where I left them. Not having
to consider anyone else but making a decision, got it.
Not having to justify myself to another adult if I'm
getting a takeout two days in a row, okay, Not
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having to share my leftovers, cleaning the way I want,
having a thing about I have a thing about liking
to clean when no one else is around, just because
how I do takes time and has a weird system
to it. But they don't need to be judging just
being alone and being able to do whatever I want.
They missed that. Now they're married, they don't get that anymore.
Sleeping in the middle of the bed like a starfish.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
Oh yes, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Quiet Whenever I want quiet, I have it. I can
turn everything off and have quiet now with a wife
and three kids. No, it's a madhouse. He A person says,
I could I could go without all the farts like
we have fuse. We have a lot of fun in
our house, the excitement at first dating someone you like
well that goes away. Oh, sometimes controlling the remote, watching
(52:35):
anything without constant streaming commentary, traveling alone. I miss traveling alone.
Seeh I love traveling with someone. Money my money. With
my money, I could do whatever I wanted to do
with it.
Speaker 7 (52:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (52:46):
I don't understand that one either. I have a lot
of questions about the money.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
What are your questions about the money situation?
Speaker 10 (52:50):
So Nate had mentioned something earlier today where he was like, oh,
it's on me, but he's getting married.
Speaker 8 (52:55):
So isn't all that money the same money.
Speaker 10 (52:57):
Once you get married? Is there really a separate like
my money and your money? Because that's why I don't
want to believe in marriage, Like my money's my money.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
I don't know. I don't know, you know, like if
Alex and I go out for lunch, she'll go, hey,
I'm buying lunch today, or I am buying lunch. I
don't know it, just like everyone, everyone treats their finances differently.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
In my favorite is when I go away on a
trip and Sheldon goes go ahead, I go go ahead.
What go in your closet and figure out which pair.
I threw out, Nah, I said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (53:23):
He goes, You're never gonna know.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
You have so many damn shoes, You're never gonna know
which pair is gone. I'm like, y gosh, if you
touch my shoes you wear so.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Much, that is cruel. Psychological parents, He's just poking the
bear there. Totally, totally what's that frog?
Speaker 19 (53:39):
There was something in that list that triggered an argument
Lisa and I had on Saturday.
Speaker 6 (53:43):
So it's just how you clean.
Speaker 19 (53:44):
So Lisa doesn't clean the way that I think a
normal person cleans. When Lisa decides to clean the bathrooms,
she goes around and puts toilet bowl cleaner, like the
bleached stuff in the toll bowl, and just leaves it
for the day and then goes back and cleans it later,
which I think is strange. So the other day, I'm
driving home and I had to do I had to
do a number number two ski. So I'm I'm coming,
(54:05):
and you know how we have gp ass that your
button knows when you're getting close to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
Wow, where's this going?
Speaker 19 (54:13):
I get in the house, I run to the toilet,
I lift up the toilet and there's bleach everywhere.
Speaker 6 (54:18):
So now I've got a time out. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, We're.
Speaker 7 (54:21):
Not ready yet.
Speaker 19 (54:21):
I had to clean the bleach and I almost had
an accident, and I told her, I said, you can't
do that anymore. You can't just leave things, the bleach
in there, because I'm not gonna sit on that, Like.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
Is there a reason to leave bleach in there?
Speaker 19 (54:35):
Points while it sits there, and then she scrubs it later,
I'm like, no, no, no, no, just put it in there,
brush it, flush the toilet.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
We're done and it's ready. When I need it.
Speaker 14 (54:48):
To.
Speaker 8 (54:48):
You to clean the toilet, I will do half.
Speaker 5 (54:50):
You do the second half.
Speaker 6 (54:51):
Then just ask me to do it and I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
Line two are from Teresa from uh Amsterdam. Are you
calling it from Amsterdam? Teresa?
Speaker 22 (54:59):
I am Amsterdam, New York.
Speaker 8 (55:00):
How are you guys?
Speaker 3 (55:03):
Hey? Love it Amsterdam, New York. Anyway, you're moving in
with your You're moving in with your boyfriend. So you're
just now you're hearing this conversation, and I don't know
if you're freaking out or like, how are you with compromising?
Speaker 22 (55:15):
So I'm fine with compromising. I know he's more stubborn
than I am, which is fine. I'm learning as I go.
But I also learned that because we've been dating for
two years and it's a long distance, so I've learned
as we've been dating what he's okay with and what
I know I'll get away with. And just learning how
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each of us are has really helped, because we've learned
where there's compromising and when there's not, so that I
I don't find it a problem.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
Good, that's good. God, God bless you let me call me,
call me at a year.
Speaker 22 (55:54):
And definitely, well, thank you guys so much. I love
listening to you guys.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
Thank you, Teresa, have a great day. Well sure it's
all roses here. Hey, look, I wouldn't trade it in
for anything, but you know, look, that's a part of it.
You're gonna have some moments you don't agree on things,
and that's the moment I wish I'd never done this.
Not at all, Not at all. What's scary question?
Speaker 11 (56:20):
Are people who refuse to bend and compromise like bad
people who need to work better at their relationship?
Speaker 8 (56:26):
Yes, asking for a little bit, Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
Why do you never bend or compromise it's always your way.
I just think that my sometimes my decisions are better.
Speaker 5 (56:39):
Shifts are all about compromise.
Speaker 3 (56:42):
We all think our ideas are better. Scary, I mean,
I know.
Speaker 6 (56:45):
Some stuff we say off there is not supposed to.
But I got to repeat what scary?
Speaker 3 (56:48):
I'm sorry. I never let him talk go ahead from.
Speaker 19 (56:53):
So Nate asked Scary, He's like, who makes the decisions?
And Scary says, well, I always do. Robin doesn't give
a pushback.
Speaker 3 (56:59):
We just do.
Speaker 19 (57:00):
She lets me do whatever we want to do. I'll say, hey,
this is what we're doing when we go and Nate says, well,
does Robin ever get to make a decision? What happens then?
Is Scary paused and goes. I take it into consideration.
Speaker 11 (57:14):
That she's very, very you know, she'll go along with
pretty much everything. She's the most easy going person on earth.
Speaker 8 (57:20):
Okay, we want to save Robin.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah, now if it works for her, and maybe it's fine.
You know, it's everyone's different. I take things. I don't
just like throw it down. It's it's gotta be this
way or the way it sounds like it a little bit.
Speaker 10 (57:34):
I just I know the way he talks about it,
he's always like, oh, I don't I don't understand how
you guys have such pushback in your relationships all the time,
these disagreements. I get whatever I want all the time.
We're like, what get out of here?
Speaker 3 (57:45):
We were looking at him like we just saw a
car wreck.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
Even as a normal Do you have a golden penis
or something like?
Speaker 5 (57:54):
What's going on there?
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Something? Some people like that, But some people, by the way,
don't answer that scary some people like Daniel.
Speaker 19 (58:03):
Some people like not having to make a decision. Somebody
else makes the decisions and they just go with the flow.
Some people like that and that's okay.
Speaker 6 (58:09):
But always I don't know something.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
I bet you look, we know your girlfriend very well.
We know her. She she's a very very smart person.
I bet she gets her way more than you think
she does. She may make you think you get your
way a lot.
Speaker 8 (58:26):
But I don't know point.
Speaker 3 (58:28):
She's probably like she's the puppet master. She's manipulating you.
It is a great point, but to make decisions that
she will agree with. I am an alpha and beta.
Speaker 8 (58:40):
You are not an alpha.
Speaker 6 (58:41):
Is trying so hard to save you here. I don't
need your life raft I'll be fine.
Speaker 8 (58:50):
Out here in the shark something.
Speaker 3 (58:52):
Oh my god, I love I can't even well, you can't.
Speaker 8 (58:56):
You just heard her an alpha says, no actual alpha ever.
Speaker 17 (59:04):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (59:08):
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Speaker 2 (59:12):
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Speaker 17 (59:16):
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
I have a restraining order against them.
Speaker 17 (59:22):
Oh, Elvis d Urran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
How good of a friend are you if you aren't
afraid to tell your friends the person they're dating just
may not be the one. When red flags, yeah, when
you should, I do agree. Red flags are flying and
you're like, hey, I'm just noticing this this guy you're
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dating or this woman you're dating. It's just o and
apparently you know, their vision is clouded over by lust
by they got a hot body, or they're you know whatever.
I mean. At some point you feel like you should
say something, don't you.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I think it's you're that close to the person then
you should say something because you don't want them to
get to the point where you know, it gets really
serious and they move to the next step. If you're
seeing these red flags this early in the relationship, is
a little something going.
Speaker 10 (01:00:27):
On, Yeah, but they have to be meaningful red flags.
It can't just be you being a jerk because you
don't like this.
Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Run like a real red flag.
Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Well, for instance, if they say to you, God, I
really like her a lot, or I like him a lot,
but there's this one thing she does, it's like, oh God,
I don't know, there's a red flag. They're recognizing the
red flag. They're telling you the red flag, and you're saying, well,
don't you hear what you're saying, you're really you got
a red flag flying. It's flopping in the breeze. Yes. Carry.
Speaker 11 (01:00:58):
I know someone who's very early in the relationship and
she wants him to FaceTime her immediately. She used these
random spot checks when he's out with his friends, all
of a sudden, FaceTime me now and then, or she'll
just FaceTime to see where he is and what he's.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Up to do.
Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
Right, So I just said, I said, that's a red flag.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
You guys have no trust.
Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
In the relationships. Ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
I mean, she's got a trust that you're doing the
right thing, And.
Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
Are you sure that's why she's doing it? Are you
sure they don't just communicate that way?
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Who the hell does that?
Speaker 27 (01:01:29):
You're out with the boys, you're out with the boys expects?
Speaker 11 (01:01:35):
Hey, why aren't you answering my FaceTime right now? Well,
you know I'm out with my boys right now.
Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
Don't don't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Okay, that flag could not be more red. Three months
frog he's going to say something that.
Speaker 19 (01:01:48):
Was gonna say, well, does he have a track record
as he'd lied to hear in the past about where
he is. Maybe if that's happened, maybe that's the problem.
But if it's only three months in, yeah, it's an issue.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
No, are you sure positive?
Speaker 15 (01:01:59):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Well, so, so the groundwork is is being the place?
Speaker 15 (01:02:05):
How do you say that though, because I know I've
encountered the situation and I want to say something, but
I also don't want to crush their hopes and dreams
of a relationship.
Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
You at your relationship, did your relationship exactly?
Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
And and if they defend it, they defend the relationships,
then okay, You've said your piece and then you move on. Okay,
So you can only say so much, you can't go
on and on about.
Speaker 15 (01:02:27):
So let's say where we're at dinner and yeah, you
know I'm dating this girl, and uh yeah, I have
to pick her up take her to the airport.
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
And you know, then she asks that I pick her
up at the airport and drive her to her house.
I mean, okay, by the way, if you're listening anyplace
other than New York City, then this is really relevant.
In New York. You don't drive people to the airport.
You just don't.
Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
People, Daniel, that's a red flag. Well, I mean, look
if you live, if you live in Manhattan, let's say,
and there's an airport, I mean you got to get
a get a car out of a garage, and it's like, no,
just take an Uber. Really, you live in the suburbs
a little different. You know, I do too. You know,
(01:03:16):
I'm still not going to drive for the airport. But anyway,
you know, there was a red flag. It's like, I
insist you take me to the airport. Well, you know, Uber,
it's right there. That's not as big a red flag
as the facetiming down of nowhere when you know.
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I don't know, it's like the check in, like, where
are you? I want to know where you are at
all times?
Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
What the only reason that I'm a little hesitant on
this based on the way you guys are looking at it.
Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
Yes, very crazy.
Speaker 10 (01:03:41):
I do that to my sister all the time, but.
Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
But I will I do it to my friends. I
do it to people.
Speaker 10 (01:03:47):
I'm like, why aren't you answering when I need you
at this moment right now with you?
Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Then there's a red flag on Gandhi right there?
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Red flag?
Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Hold on, there's a flag on the play. There's a
flag on the play.
Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
I guess too know. I mean, when you think about
this stuff, does all of us have red flags?
Speaker 10 (01:04:03):
Every single one of us? Of course some have really
major red flags. I'm looking right at you, just like me.
I just at what point do you cut people off
for one thing?
Speaker 8 (01:04:17):
We all have these things.
Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
But I just think, like something like that, where you
need to know everywhere I am at every moment three
months in is just for the future.
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
It's not good. I'm better it is going to.
Speaker 10 (01:04:29):
I worry that one might be crazy, but I'm just saying,
like a red flag doesn't necessarily mean you have to
cut it off immediately.
Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
Red flag, of course, not exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Look, I said it earlier. I'll say it again. If
you want to say something and you feel like you
owe it to them, and then you say it, but
then you got to leave it up to them. That's
all you can do. If they have to learn on
their own, right.
Speaker 19 (01:04:48):
If you let it go now, it's going to be
a problem later. So if you if you set a
precedent of letting it go now, and it's hard to
say something later down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Yeah, then when something happens and then you say, well
I kind of knew, they go Why didn't you tell me?
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Why didn't you tell me that?
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Oh? But I did back on March March ninth. That night, Hey,
let's talk talk to Hannah. Oh, I'm beautiful Burlington, Vermont.
I love Burlington from Mont, Hannah, what a beautiful place
to live. You love living there?
Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
I absolutely love it.
Speaker 25 (01:05:17):
This is the best place to live.
Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
I got it, I got it all right. So we're
talking about red flags. Do you have a friend that
you actually had to talk off a ledge with a
red flag? Or were you the red flag person? Or
what's going on here, Hannah? What's your story?
Speaker 16 (01:05:32):
So?
Speaker 25 (01:05:33):
I wish that I had listened to my friends when
they noted all my exes red flags. I was with
my ex for nine years, and from the beginning, my
friends and my family tried to tell me all about
his red flags, and I just would not listen.
Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Yeah. The thing is is they told you. Do you
remember them telling you?
Speaker 25 (01:05:55):
Oh, totally, I remember them telling me. They so hard
to get me to listen.
Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
I know, But at some point, like I said, you
got they have to be there for you, as your family,
as your friends and say hey, red flag, red flag,
that's all they can do. You had to learn on
your own. I mean, you were on your own. You're
an adult. You can make your own decisions, right right.
Speaker 25 (01:06:16):
I totally think that. You know, you can say all
you want about red flags and everything, but until they
want to change or they want to do what they
have to do or what they think they have to do, Like,
there's nothing really you can say.
Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Hey, let me ask you this. Well, by the way,
I'm assuming you're out of this relationship and you're doing
much better now, right, All good?
Speaker 25 (01:06:37):
Yeah? I am currently married and beautiful baby and super happy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Oh cool, cool, Okay, that's all good news. So we're
talking about sharing locations with your phone, like for instance, Gandhi,
she and all of her friends they have this network
where they all know where each other are at all times. Yes,
but when you're dating someone, God, he's asking like, how
soon is too soon to start sharing locations?
Speaker 20 (01:07:05):
Oh that's a tough one.
Speaker 25 (01:07:07):
My husband and I do share locations, but we didn't
start sharing locations until I got pregnant, So I don't
know what would be too soon. I feel like maybe honestly,
until you're married.
Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Yeah, yeah, you know, Alex and I we don't share
locations at all, and I don't Okay, I don't. I
totally trust everything's fine, But for other the only reason we.
Speaker 25 (01:07:33):
Have location it's for safety, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Exactly, safety first, but not like snooping around knowing where
you are. But in a relationship, if you're just starting
to date someone and they go, hey, you know, I know,
we've been dating each other for like a month, and
I've had so much fun, let's share locations a month?
I don't know. No way, Yeah, which way too early?
Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Maybe if you're in an uber, you know, and you
want to make sure the person got someplace exactly, but
I don't want yeah exactly, I hate that.
Speaker 10 (01:08:01):
That one's extra turkey now, especially because when you first
start dating somebody, until they've been to your home or
you've been to theirs, you.
Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
Don't want them to know where you live.
Speaker 10 (01:08:09):
I wouldn't share that location for a long time, and
even then I don't want you to know when I'm home.
Speaker 8 (01:08:13):
People are crazy, people do crazy things.
Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
I don't know anyway. All right, well, listen, thank you
for your call, Hannah. Have a beautiful day and beautiful Birthington, Vermont.
I love it up there. It's so gorgeous. Oh so much,
thank you, thanks for listening. God scary. Remember your roommate
whose girlfriend used to rip her hair out and leave
it on the bathroom floor to kind of mark her territory. Yup,
(01:08:35):
she used to spray her perfume on pillows and things.
Speaker 11 (01:08:38):
No horror show now. I had warned him, these are
red flags. Get out now while you can. She ended
up being all kinds of crazy. She went that crap
level one to ten in about two months.
Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
And then he's like, I'm sorry, I should have listened
to you, and I'm like, I told you so.
Speaker 8 (01:08:55):
Ripping out your hair, oh my god, oh yes, you're.
Speaker 11 (01:08:57):
Everywhere she's just spread it everywhere because in case another
woman came over her hair.
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
Well, look, you know, if you're dating.
Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Someone like that and be your friends just saying red flag,
you'd like to think, Well, you may think that's a
red flag, but I know them better because i'm dating them,
so maybe I'm seeing something in them you don't see. Well,
maybe maybe there is a.
Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Red flag going yeah, because sometimes you're just blinded by
like oh my gosh, they're so hot, or you're drunk,
right exactly, and so you know, because you can't see
because you're booty drunk, sometimes it takes somebody else to say, hello,
work the hell up.
Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Have the booty drunk glasses on. As the best person.
Speaker 10 (01:09:38):
Boy drunk like ever in the history of relationships, a
friend has said to another friend who is deeply in
love with someone, Hey, this person has a red flag.
And the friend said, you know what, You're right, I'm
gonna listen to you and just move right along. No,
they have to experience it for themselves, probably for the
most part, at.
Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
The very least, if someone came to me and said, hey,
red flag going on here, I would go, oh, no,
everything's fine, it's okay. But at least it's now it's
been registered.
Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Yeah, you're thinking about it, so.
Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
At least you know it's it's something I'm thinking about.
Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Okay, they can.
Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Show.
Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
I'm gonna play hooky.
Speaker 17 (01:10:10):
Goodbye Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Hey can we talk about this brushing your teeth? Why
is it something so simple like this causes such an
argument in this show?
Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
It was so much drama in the back, so screaming, Yeah,
someone flipped a table.
Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Do you water toothpaste and then water? I do?
Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
I need to moisten my bristles right, and then the
toothpaste goes on, and then I must moisten the toothpaste
otherwise it seems too dry and I'm out. But you're
saying Daniel, saying.
Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
No, see I am. I was just thinking what you
just said. I am toothpaste, water and then my mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
It seems like that would be enough because you can
water your bristles bristles after the toothpas.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
I feel like if I water it beforehand, then I
feel like when I put the toothpaste on, it's gonna
get a little soggy.
Speaker 19 (01:11:20):
No, because what you're doing when you first put it
under there before the toothpaste is you're washing the poopicles.
Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
They could be around the room. They kind of they
get wash.
Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
That is not washing.
Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Sorry, I feel like it's all mental.
Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
My toilet is not in the same room as my toothbrush.
Speaker 8 (01:11:35):
Oh fancy pooples move.
Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Around then they can They don't see doors and walls.
Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
They bandy.
Speaker 10 (01:11:40):
What say you, I'm water toothpaste, water brush. But I
found out Andrew is basically just like toothpaste and into
the mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
That's so dry you could you could that's chafing. You
could have chafing. I don't know your mouth.
Speaker 10 (01:11:56):
I've told you I think he's a serial killer, and
there are just more reason.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
And I feel like, yeah, okay, what what do you say?
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
I also feel like if you put it in your
mouth before you wet it, it's like it's gonna be like.
Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Fy.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
The whole thing is not going to be used the
way it's supposed to be used. You don't get the
most out of your toothpaste that one.
Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
Before you put it in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
So, Andrew, do you moisten it before you put it
in your mouth? Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
Wow, we're going there.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
I'm talking about toothpaste and toothbrush.
Speaker 28 (01:12:29):
So I you just go right in, Yeah, jam your
you have natural saliva, that is your moistener.
Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Well, I tell you, but in the morning, in the morning,
I don't have as much saliva as I do. Like
right now. You should see how much saliva I have
right now.
Speaker 28 (01:12:48):
You know, in the morning, I feel like you get
like a coating and then you wash it afterwards.
Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
They have a very stricter team.
Speaker 28 (01:12:54):
It takes me two minutes thirty seconds every time I
brush my teeth.
Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 28 (01:12:58):
Holgate toothbrush, that's good. I brush my teeth through it.
At the end, I wet the toothbrush and then I
go back in just like get.
Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
It all off.
Speaker 28 (01:13:06):
That's the toothpaste your.
Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
Mouth at the end.
Speaker 24 (01:13:10):
And no, no I do.
Speaker 28 (01:13:12):
I wash it after I'm done with my routine, put
it back and then.
Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
You're not supposed to swallow toothpaste. That's not good.
Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
No, no, no, I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Don't can tell you you're not supposed to you can.
Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
I'm not saying you eat a tube every day. I'm
just saying it's not it's not going to kill you.
What's scary so I go the extra step. I do
water toothpaste, water, and then I press the toothpaste into
the bristles with my finger.
Speaker 28 (01:13:36):
Oh that I have toothpaste for all of my teeth.
See that's more psychotic than anything I just said.
Speaker 9 (01:13:42):
It actually is.
Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
Wait, can we back up? I don't understand that at all.
You do what? It's water, toothpaste, water?
Speaker 11 (01:13:48):
But then I take the toothpaste with my thumb and
I press, I smash it into the bristles.
Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
You get your dirty ass finger on your to do that?
Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Why do you do that? Because when you're rushing, it
doesn't it push the toothpas But what if you had
pushed through on your toilet paper with your fingers earlier? No,
I'm in the shower when I okay, you got ball, Okay,
don't get Scotty started. Scotty. Do you hear that? No,
Scott squatch Scottie, just like you vomit, Daniel when you
hear about mayonnaise. Watch this, hey, Scottie, what Scary actually
(01:14:19):
brushes his teeth in the shower. My body is tingling.
It's the scut that's broke if it goes between your toes.
Speaker 10 (01:14:25):
No, no, Scary do you soap your feet.
Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
Yes, I do feet, okay, you know?
Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
And then you and then you use that same finger
to brush your teeth and push the.
Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
No shave in the shower.
Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
Do you use a washcloths?
Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
You waste a lot of water?
Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
No, that's west water.
Speaker 11 (01:14:41):
Then I don't have to do the you know, go
to the you know, the vanity and the vanity.
Speaker 10 (01:14:47):
Every day we find out more about the people we
work with, and it makes me uncomfortable, just a little
more uncomfortable everything. I just got word from someone I
won't say who that. Andrew also eats a hot dog
with zero condiments, just the hot dog, literally raw dogs.
Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
I can raw dog it too. I prefer I prefer condiment,
but I can raw dog it as well.
Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
At least use a bun.
Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Yes, no, please, Josh. The tournament is that the inside source.
Not surprised. Don't ask Josh. He's been a raw dogging
That's why he's always sick. Look, we all do things
and people don't understand, people don't agree with, and that's
making us unique. What's that end?
Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Does he shower?
Speaker 14 (01:15:31):
Like?
Speaker 28 (01:15:31):
When when you shower, is the first thing you do
brush your teeth or is it the last thing you
do that's very important to this.
Speaker 11 (01:15:38):
I just jumper, I wash.
Speaker 28 (01:15:41):
No, and then so you're using after you wash your
whole body, that same thumb is pressing down toothpaste.
Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
I washed other parts of your body that might not
be totally.
Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
Uses uses a washcloth.
Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Okay, all right, all right? How often do you wash
the washcloth?
Speaker 19 (01:16:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
I change it like every three or four days.
Speaker 9 (01:16:07):
Gonna take three to four weeks.
Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
You should use a new washcloth every day.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
I would take that washtalk cloth. I would take that
washcloth and I'd put it in boiling water in Mao.
I'd make scary teeth.
Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
You don't use a new wash cloth every time you
get in the shower.
Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
No, I don't have that many wash cloths.
Speaker 19 (01:16:25):
Wahcloths are not that expensive. I'll buy you something a
few big package. I'm glad we could have this conversation.
Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
So the original question was do you a water toothpaste? Water?
Or be water toothpaste? See toothpaste water? And indeed, just
like Andrew toothpaste, and.
Speaker 7 (01:16:43):
That's it toothpaste.
Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
You can't bolt me.
Speaker 28 (01:16:47):
You're the one sticking your hand places and going into
your mouth with it.
Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
He's mister, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
We had this time together.
Speaker 17 (01:16:57):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis and Elvister phone tap.
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
I think Garrett has it today? Yes, all right, Garrett.
What is your phone tap all about?
Speaker 29 (01:17:04):
So Jackie wanted us to play a phone tap on
her parents, Marie and Anthony. Now mom and dad are
on a little mini vacation but are having a graduation
party this weekend for their daughter, Jackie and she's graduating
high school. So Anthony scheduled for his pool to be cleaned,
so everything's nice at the house when people come over
for the party. Right, So Jackie's going to start the
call to dad. Then I'm going to be the guy cleaning,
(01:17:26):
So you're the pool boy. Yes, I'm the vunerable.
Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Here we go. Here's Garrett's phone tap.
Speaker 18 (01:17:30):
Hello, Hey, Mom, what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
You guys are going to clean the pool today?
Speaker 14 (01:17:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
They should be there soon. I just woke up.
Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
But they're draining the pool right now?
Speaker 18 (01:17:39):
Are they supposed to do that?
Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
No, they're supposed to clean it.
Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
What's happening?
Speaker 20 (01:17:44):
Well, they're they're putting all the water like they're taking
it out, and that it's going into.
Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
The nile running down our hill right now, Anthony they're
draining the pool.
Speaker 13 (01:17:53):
Are back on the phone there at the house and
they're draining the pool.
Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 14 (01:18:00):
Give me Jackie, what's going on, Jackie?
Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
They came over to clean the pool, but they're draining it.
Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
It's like literally on your water when.
Speaker 24 (01:18:06):
They drained the pool.
Speaker 21 (01:18:07):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
What do we need training it to?
Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
The water's in the tree?
Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Who is training the pool?
Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
Whoever you hired for that?
Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
You can get the guy in the phone. Excuse me
because my dad there seems to be an issue. All right, Hello,
who's this?
Speaker 26 (01:18:23):
Can any who?
Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Will you? Anthony?
Speaker 14 (01:18:25):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
This is Devin. I work with Bill?
Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
Okay, so what do you work with?
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Bill? So? What's going on with what I'm hearing? With
the dreaming of the pool?
Speaker 7 (01:18:34):
What do you do?
Speaker 14 (01:18:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 30 (01:18:34):
No, you wanted the pool drained and and their linery s?
Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
No? I never no, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Wants to pool drained.
Speaker 27 (01:18:42):
Was celebrating my daughter's graduation.
Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Wait the party? So Bill never drinks the pool, Lucky
for you.
Speaker 29 (01:18:50):
Like when I got here, there was a little issue
on the liner, So I want to I want to
take a look at it, and uh, we'll get the
pool back up.
Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
And run in about you know, a week.
Speaker 7 (01:18:58):
Or so week a show.
Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Let's click. I don't have pipe for this. I never
asked you for the bull to be gret.
Speaker 30 (01:19:05):
Trust me on this. All right, we'll get it all fixed.
Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
We'll send you the bill all it will be good.
And get the hell out of here. What are you
sending me the bill?
Speaker 30 (01:19:13):
I didn't order this, but I I found a problem.
Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Get keep Bill. Where is Bill?
Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
That's the guy ideals?
Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
I don't know you.
Speaker 18 (01:19:22):
Get out of my house.
Speaker 30 (01:19:24):
I'm not in your house. I'm outside your house. Lovely house.
By the way. I love what you did with the mulch.
Speaker 27 (01:19:29):
Bill is Get the hell out of my house.
Speaker 30 (01:19:32):
Get Bill is on vacation right now.
Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
So call him. Get Bill on the phone right now. Buie,
you go to the spot. I can't. I can't go
with you right now.
Speaker 30 (01:19:42):
Go figure straight to voice mail. He's on vacation.
Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
I'm on vacation.
Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
You give me the bill right now.
Speaker 30 (01:19:50):
It sounds like you could use the spa. Okay, why
don't you head to the spa.
Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
I will fix the liner a new ques wreak your
neck and still I'm gonna flinging you in there.
Speaker 7 (01:20:07):
Get up out of my house.
Speaker 30 (01:20:09):
Yeah, I just talked to your dad, gonna finish up
the pool.
Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Here, you have cash you can pay.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yeah, that's playing that works.
Speaker 13 (01:20:15):
I think I know where you're not handing over cash
to the pool.
Speaker 7 (01:20:19):
Oh, you just told them to finish the job.
Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Stop to finish the job, Jackie. You're not giving over
any check.
Speaker 18 (01:20:26):
Can I just use your credit card.
Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
I'll use the annex to say that.
Speaker 7 (01:20:29):
What's the matter with you? You're not paying the guy.
Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
I didn't hunt this guy to get out of the
house all the polly.
Speaker 14 (01:20:36):
Now.
Speaker 29 (01:20:37):
Hey, hey Anthony, my name's actually Garth from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapp
by your daughter.
Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
What what I got your dad?
Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
My, hu's very funny. You give me a heart at time, like, hey, Anthony,
you you've done enough. Shut up.
Speaker 23 (01:20:58):
This tree. Recorded permission granted by all participation the.
Speaker 17 (01:21:02):
Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis Terran in the
Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Hey Danielle discovered a new apple. Excited hold on, she
just discovered a new apple.
Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Yes, so I was in the grocery.
Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
I was in shopwright actually, and they have a woman
who she stands in the front and she tries to
like push different things all the time, what's on sale.
But she's very good at it.
Speaker 9 (01:21:31):
That's what I ever doing.
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
So the other day she had this apple and I
was like, it's an apple, and she goes, oh, no, no,
it's called the wild Twist apple. So she has samples
and little cups and I'm like, oh, let me, let
me get us some. Oh my gosh, it's a cross
between a honey crisp and a Crippo's pink or like
a pink Lady apple together.
Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
I don't know how. I guess they, you know, somehow
put them together. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
It's so sweet and so delicious. And I was like, really,
the next day I went back and bought a whole
bag of them. I cannot stop thinking about these apples.
Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
They're so good.
Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
And I like a really good sweet apple, like a
Fooji apple is usually what I go for. These are
so much better. You will taste the difference and you
will love them. And know they're not paying me to
say this.
Speaker 8 (01:22:18):
Did you you really know your app apple business?
Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
Wild Twist apples wild.
Speaker 9 (01:22:22):
I'm telling you you don like it.
Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
It is a It is a genetically modified apple.
Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
That's what scares me. Genetically modified scares me.
Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Well, okay, it's a it's scary ones. You know, if
it's a GMO apple, it's a non GMO apple. Oh okay, okay,
you over there, you and you so mister healthy here.
Speaker 16 (01:22:41):
Now.
Speaker 19 (01:22:43):
No, there was something the other day about a new
banana that you could peel and twelve hours after you
peel it, it's not brown.
Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
It's still right. It doesn't go black.
Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Okay, Well that's not with the apple, this isteer apple.
Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
That's why I questioned it. If you're saying it's not GMO,
then I'm all in.
Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
They just twisted the vines together.
Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Now, keep in mind a lot of things we grew
up eating. We're all genetically modified at some point. They
never they weren't original to the earth. Whatever. Yeah, I mean,
I'm going to go so far as to say that
at least at least half of the things in your
produce department were not even a thing years ago. They
(01:23:24):
were invented in a in a lab, the test tube.
Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
And don't even get into chickens and mark chickens.
Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
So back to this apple. It's so good, Okay, it
really is.
Speaker 9 (01:23:36):
It's so sweet.
Speaker 10 (01:23:38):
Yeah, I know we've talked about this before, but whenever
you travel to another place and you have the fruit
in another country, it's so much better.
Speaker 8 (01:23:45):
Yeah, it's different, so much better because we.
Speaker 10 (01:23:46):
Pump it full of water to make them bigger, which
takes away the flavor and then whatever else.
Speaker 8 (01:23:51):
We're doing to them.
Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
Lemons in Italy there I've said it. Oh really, oh yeah,
especially if you're on the Amalfi Coast, you're down you know,
south southern it lemons are big and I for breakfast,
I would just slice them in half, but salt on
them and eat them for eat a lemon for breakfast,
and people look at me like, no, press.
Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
My youngest eats lemon all the time, just like that.
He cuts it up. I heard it's not good for
your enamel on your.
Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Falling out.
Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Like bananas.
Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Mango is another car I know, so sweet. Just go
to the Caribbean and there are lot of There's a
lot of great fruits there. Hey. I was gonna say,
oh god, you know in and out of my brain?
Do you guys get brain? The brain farts a lot
all the Are you having one now, Nate? Are you
brain farting every day?
Speaker 14 (01:24:37):
Like that?
Speaker 16 (01:24:38):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
This moment. Yeah I did, okay, natera, Nate, it was
your butt. Yeah, my butt farted. Oh I got this
story for you, Gandhi. You know how Gandhi loves hot sauce.
Wh Where does this fascination with hot sauce come from?
Speaker 10 (01:24:57):
I mean, I grew up in an Indian household and
everything is spicy, so I just got very used to
eating spicy food. So now whenever I go anywhere, I
would like a little extra spice and probably what is provided.
Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Well, the tw Garner Food Company in Winston Salem, North Carolina.
One of the products they make is Texas Peat hot sauce.
Oh yeah, okay, Well, their factory literally caught on fire.
Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
Oh oh what happened?
Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
I just think it's kind of funny A hot sauce
factory caught on fire.
Speaker 6 (01:25:26):
How sad?
Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
No injury?
Speaker 8 (01:25:27):
Okay, good.
Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Let's see what else is going on here in the
news news that Gandhi forgot.
Speaker 14 (01:25:32):
Uh oh.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
An eighteen year old kid from Utah named Luke had
to quit baseball when he got diagnosed with an autoimmune disease.
But he's switching gears. He just became the first kid
from Utah to get a scholarship for cornhole.
Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Oh hell yeah, Okay, he's.
Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Now playing for Winthrop University, South Carolina, known as having
the best cornhole program in the country. So look, one
door closes, another opens.
Speaker 8 (01:25:54):
Are there a lot of cornhole program?
Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
I guess a cornhole opened a group of Burger King
employees in Minnesota. They pay tribute to a longtime customer
by having his name engraved in his favorite chair at
the Burger King. Now, is there any institution, any business
in America where you have your name either permanently affixed
(01:26:18):
to the wall or a chair or a booth.
Speaker 8 (01:26:21):
No, I had a menu item for a second and
they closed down.
Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Yeah, they closed down. Well does it say anything about
me that it admits that I have my name engraved
on not one, but two barstools?
Speaker 14 (01:26:32):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:26:32):
That tracks?
Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
I see that.
Speaker 8 (01:26:34):
Where are they?
Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
I get so drunk you can't find them? No one
actually is. The place is no longer there but MV
and Burnersville, New Jersey. I have at the Elvis Strand
barstool unless they took it down. I don't know. Scary
your name isn't like yeah posted somewhere.
Speaker 31 (01:26:52):
There's a tribute to me at my alma mater, Mark
Twain Intermediate School in Coney Island, where I was part
of I was inducted in to the Mark Twain Alumni
Hall of Fame. So there's like, I guess, like, who
else famous is from Mark Twain?
Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
I believe?
Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Was it Marssa Tomey?
Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (01:27:10):
Oh, she does afternoons on Power one O five. Angie
Martinez went to mar was also inducted the year after.
Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
I was so, yeah, my name is Angie Martinez.
Speaker 7 (01:27:21):
I was number one, she was number two.
Speaker 8 (01:27:23):
Congratulations, I was.
Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
I'm ensuring to the glass case about me. That's nice,
like a pair of your underwear and your your first poopy?
What about you, Froggy? Aren't you listed somewhere? Is your
name somewhere?
Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Aren't we all?
Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
And didn't we? We all painted on the wall of
some steakhouse somewhere?
Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Artis right?
Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
Was it not?
Speaker 14 (01:27:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
No, the palm, Yeah that's out of business. Oh yeah,
that location went.
Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
Out of answer your question.
Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
No, they put our picture open the wall right next
to the bathroom. Norwegian Bliss. I think the ship has
our name somewhere.
Speaker 8 (01:27:59):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Yeah? I didn't know that.
Speaker 27 (01:28:01):
I was just on it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
I would have looked they hit it. They're not proud. Uh, Elvis,
your name? Your name is in Chicago at the Radio
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 8 (01:28:11):
What about your Walk of Fame star?
Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
And yes, oh yeah, in the Hollywood Walking I have
a star. You can't see it, so it's it's got
chewing gum.
Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
In New York at that New York Up, New York,
New York, Nate, where's your name?
Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Is your name on the wall in Eerie Pennsylvania somewhere?
Don't think so. I don't think it's anywhere. Your name
is on the menu at Duffy's, Elvis, you got a
sandwich named after you.
Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (01:28:33):
Look at this.
Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
The burger a Duffy's in Sutton Island. I know we
won best Burger. I don't think it's on the menu. Okay,
well he's sort of correct.
Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Maybe I'll take it anyway. The point is this, do
everything you can in life to get your name permanently
affixed to something, A barstool, a burger.
Speaker 8 (01:28:54):
What Brandon has a tattoo of a bug on his
arm because he calls me bug? Does that count?
Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:28:59):
Okay, done, It's on a human.
Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Look at what we've done. We just went on for
about fifteen minutes talking about absolutely nothing of any importance whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
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Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
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difference be doing a show on a ferry. You can't leave.
There was a moment where we're like, thank you so
much and we turn around to like go, and we're
still in the middle of the water when we do this.
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Speaker 17 (01:29:39):
Today, Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Show, I'm gonna play hooky. Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Let's hobble across that finish line with a family.
Speaker 27 (01:30:00):
If you.
Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
The worst host ever, thank you. We're going old school
based on your suggest you know. But so we're going
guys and dolls.
Speaker 15 (01:30:10):
So the fellas we got Froggy, Scary and Scottie and
the ladies Danielle Gandhi and Elvis.
Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Clouds. I'm probably a lady today. All right, luck luck
be a lady tonight.
Speaker 8 (01:30:24):
God, alright, Duran, you're on our team.
Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Just remember that I men. I mean you know that
means nothing. That means absolutely not. That means you are
going to shine up a diamond. That means the guys
are going to win.
Speaker 14 (01:30:35):
So here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
All right. The first Hey, by the way, stop that
if you were recalled the last several times we played this,
my team has always one because you were on both teams.
Don't know it's it doesn't matter anyway. Go ahead, here
we go.
Speaker 15 (01:30:49):
The first survey question on the board, our survey to
our massive studio audience. Name a phrase a cop might
say on the job that they might also say in bed,
I asked you, Danielle. A phrasey cop might say on
the job that they might also say in bed, put.
Speaker 8 (01:31:10):
Your hands above your head, show me your hands.
Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
However, the number two number two, the number three number.
Speaker 15 (01:31:22):
Sorry that that's so we're gonna go to the team
fellas Froggy made me phrase a cop might say on
the job that they might also say.
Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
In bed, what are you going to do with that weapon?
We didn't have cops and porn. I'm sorry team, ladies,
are you ready to play?
Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:31:48):
Yeah, do it?
Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Here we go, so Gandhi. Phrasey cop might say on
the job might also say in.
Speaker 8 (01:31:53):
Bed, don't move.
Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
That's good, that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
Yes response, Okay. I can't imagine being bed with when
I're telling them to freeze. Please. Three more answers on
the board. We're going to you, Elvis Duran.
Speaker 15 (01:32:10):
Name a prison cop might say on the job that
they might also say in bed, A careful with those teeth.
Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Hear a copy of the people who are dangerous with
their top say that? So uh, back to you there,
Dan yelle.
Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
Something with handcuffs, so like I'm going to cuff you now,
or you know, something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
Oh so close.
Speaker 15 (01:32:35):
Didn't make the number six, So sorry too, buzzes. And
that wasn't Elvis's fault, believe it or not. Back to you, Gandhi.
One buzz left. Three answers left. Name a phrase a
cop might say on the job that they might also
say in bed.
Speaker 10 (01:32:52):
Are we talking about like someone maybe taking a prisoner
prison questions?
Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
This?
Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
You're you might be on this right line.
Speaker 8 (01:33:01):
Of like a bendover, bend over, I'm going bend over
and cough.
Speaker 15 (01:33:08):
Dam But no cigar. We're going to you team fellas.
Elvis feel free to play because that's I got one,
I got.
Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
One, I got one, I got one?
Speaker 16 (01:33:18):
What you got?
Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Spread? Spread them? That's good. What about you have the
right to remain silent or you're under arrest like just
cop thing or if it's a drunk driving stop blow here.
I think spread them? Elvis has behind your back, hands
behind your back, like the fact that Elvis is on
your team.
Speaker 19 (01:33:38):
You know that when Danielle used turns into something in
my hands, having the hands that's covered in.
Speaker 15 (01:33:42):
Daniells so raisy cop might say on the job that
they might also say in bed turn around.
Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
How about why why such a hurry? Little lady?
Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
Tell me that one.
Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Face away from all right?
Speaker 15 (01:33:56):
We have an answer here, boy, Yeah, spread them, bread them,
Spread what you're going with?
Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
If it's not there, it should be the number four
most popular response. The two you were missing? You get
down the last one?
Speaker 15 (01:34:17):
Hold it, hold it well, it's probably hold it like that.
Speaker 8 (01:34:22):
But I have a question. Can we trade players at
this point?
Speaker 7 (01:34:26):
Again?
Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
You know what, I'm going to allow the substitution on
your team anyway, who do you want? Hold on? Wait,
you're trading me.
Speaker 8 (01:34:34):
Yes, yes, yes, like major league because here's the thing.
He's going to play for us anyway, right, ye?
Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Hold on, hey, hey, to be fair, the host told
me to answer. I was following the instructions.
Speaker 7 (01:34:44):
That's thought.
Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
You were going to give some wildly inappropriate response, not
the correct.
Speaker 8 (01:34:48):
Let me tell you to answer again.
Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Spread them is a great response.
Speaker 8 (01:34:52):
You want to trade their Gandhi, daniel We should try them?
Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
The all right, Scotty, you're now a lady. Don't we
have to approve we do? You know what they say?
The enemy?
Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
You know?
Speaker 14 (01:35:06):
Is what?
Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Anyway? Go ahead double you know, right, doesn't matter. Let
me make this substitution official. All right, here we got.
Speaker 11 (01:35:15):
Team.
Speaker 15 (01:35:16):
Who are we ladies? So that's the Danielle Gandhi Gandhi.
We asked one hundred women.
Speaker 6 (01:35:25):
That's you.
Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
You're a woman named something about you? That's fake? Oh
my god. Top five answers on the board.
Speaker 8 (01:35:36):
Our hair and hair color the same thing.
Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
You can't ask me questions, that's number one response. So
you have to troll the board. Do you want to
play or do you want to pass?
Speaker 8 (01:35:48):
You want to play?
Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
All right? Here we go?
Speaker 15 (01:35:56):
All right, we're going to Scotty, right, Scottie name. We
asked one hundred women name something about you that's fake boobs?
Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Boobs?
Speaker 15 (01:36:06):
Of course, that's a number five most popular response. Still
have three on the board. We're going to you, Danielle.
Speaker 8 (01:36:13):
I'm gonna say nos knows.
Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Just because you had that time doesn't mean everybody else did.
I got one, I got, I got I got one
for you.
Speaker 10 (01:36:25):
Okay, Now, if if the guy on our team answers,
we don't get a strike, right, the guy is not
on our team.
Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
No, I'm going to get a strike strike.
Speaker 15 (01:36:35):
Ay, what's the question again? We asked one hundred women
named something about you that's fake.
Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Left leg?
Speaker 9 (01:36:44):
No way, get get him out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
About left leg? Lest see them all the time. I
can't count. I cannot count. Not there strike back.
Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (01:37:01):
Strike actually goes against the other team, so you automatically
basically win.
Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
But well, we still have to finish the category. So, Scotty,
we have one hundred women named something about you? That's fair?
Oh no, Gandi, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (01:37:13):
I have an answer.
Speaker 15 (01:37:14):
Yes, nails, Yes, that's the most popular responds. We still
have two left on the board.
Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Who are we up to? I think how about well,
it's my turn't it. How about jewelry jewelry.
Speaker 15 (01:37:32):
No, sorry, Scotty is not working. That's three buzzes. Okay, said,
so you did well, we get to steal that. However,
I want to hear the response, the host.
Speaker 24 (01:37:47):
Responding again, No, fellas, why.
Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
Not froggy eyelashes, eyelashes, that's the obvious one.
Speaker 6 (01:37:53):
Eyelashes.
Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Yes, those spiders on your eyes would be. But no,
you didn't win. Your Elvis gave an answer that was incorrect.
That's that's it.
Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
That's it, that's it.
Speaker 15 (01:38:09):
I'm not quite sure what just happened. Yes, you gave
an incorrect response halfway through their round. So you, guys,
I see what you're saying.
Speaker 10 (01:38:24):
So technically, like, had the game come to you guys
and you had your chance to answer, Elvis would have
answered it correctly, so we would have won.
Speaker 19 (01:38:33):
Answer a group answer, Yes, because Elvis gave a response
always through the round.
Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
I really think we need a new host. I thank you.
I'm trying to make this interesting. Sorry it's so confusing,
but Elvis, congratulations. You take the other team so right.
To be fair, you call it tanking. I call it
great answers. And watch the teeth, little lady. What's left
(01:39:06):
is smile on there?
Speaker 7 (01:39:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
It was I tan his tan on there, fake tan.
Speaker 8 (01:39:12):
There have the good answers after the game.
Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
I had good answers the entire game. You need to
recognize good answers, young lady.
Speaker 8 (01:39:21):
You're right, yes, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Well. Adriana in Miami is on nine nineteen listening to
us on Why one hundred point seven. Adriana, Welcome to
the show. It's so glad. We're so glad to talk
to you.
Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 14 (01:39:37):
Can you guys hear me?
Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Yes, loud and clear, loud and clear. So one of
the questions on the feud a few moments ago was
they asked a bunch of women, what what is one
of the top things on your body or in your
life that could be fake? And I jokingly said the
left leg. So Adriana sends me a text saying, hey,
(01:39:59):
love your family. I have no left leg.
Speaker 10 (01:40:02):
Oh, Adriana, you're validating this guy's crazy choices.
Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
No, it's crazy.
Speaker 8 (01:40:08):
No, he was absolutely corrrect.
Speaker 14 (01:40:10):
I was in the car with my uncle on the
way to work and all this said it, and I
started laughing because I was like, he's sot right, I'm.
Speaker 8 (01:40:18):
Noting a left leg.
Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
Well it doesn't. It didn't really make the top five
things that just makes me special? Yes, oh well of
course you are. You listen to us. I think everyone
who listens to us is air quotes special because we are,
because we are pretty much special in our own way. So, Adriana,
what do you have there?
Speaker 8 (01:40:42):
A prosthetic leg?
Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
Okay? And how you doing with that?
Speaker 7 (01:40:44):
How long have you had above the knee?
Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
Okay? How long have you have you been living with
with your leg situation like this?
Speaker 14 (01:40:52):
Pretty much since first wow?
Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Okay, so it's it's it's your life. It's like it's
second nature to you. It's no big deal, right, Yeah,
but people do make it a big deal because it
makes people uncomfortable sometimes, I'm assuming.
Speaker 19 (01:41:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (01:41:07):
My coworkers and I were just talking about it the
other day and how people like to be fake sas.
So you know, you joke with your friends, you you
make jokes and stuff, and someone wants to save you
because they feel like, oh no, how dare you? But
what do you make for like fun of your other friends?
Speaker 9 (01:41:26):
So hell yeah, I think my coworker.
Speaker 14 (01:41:30):
Said something like, oh, you don't even have a leg
to stand on, but that's not true.
Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
She still has a leg to stand all she's so so,
you know, it's interesting we're talking about the other day
for instance. It's it's all the society thing. You'll see
someone walking let's say, I'm not comparing you to a
dog or anything like that, but you'll see someone walking
their dog down the street. Dogs don't give a flying
whatever about other dogs and how many legs they have.
(01:41:59):
It's not important to them because they have other things
that are extremely important to them, getting food, you know,
feeling affection from their owners, whatever. But people, we have
these weird things in our heads, right, I mean, to
be missing a leg to us, it's like, whoa this is?
This is very unusual. Yeah, but you're used to be
(01:42:20):
doing great, I hope though, No, you are, You're you're great? Yeah, yeah, Nate,
what's up? Okay, serious question?
Speaker 15 (01:42:28):
Is it a prosthetic foot that's on your legs? So
do you still buy a pair of shoes and have
a pair of shoes?
Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
Well yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
The Cartney's ex go on Dancing with the Stars and
she had one aesthetic.
Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
Leg, right, yes, excellent? Yeah, and look, Adriana, there's a
texture here and saying they're missing an eyeball.
Speaker 8 (01:42:57):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
I love that you know what, let's here for everyone
who's missing something. Yes, I don't know, but Adriana, I
thank you so much for reaching out to us, and
I love that you're listening to it.
Speaker 14 (01:43:10):
No, thank you guys for Colleen.
Speaker 20 (01:43:13):
It was fun.
Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
Yeah. Oh, follow up questions gone to yes, well for you, Adrian.
Speaker 10 (01:43:18):
I feel oftentimes that not acknowledging something that's very obvious
about somebody is almost like saying it's a problem because
you're not going to acknowledge it and act like there's
something wrong.
Speaker 8 (01:43:28):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 10 (01:43:29):
Would you rather somebody acknowledge it and just be like, yeah,
that's fine, who cares, or just act like there's nothing
wrong at all.
Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
But I'm always like, I've worked with kids.
Speaker 14 (01:43:37):
Right now, I work with adults, but I've always worked
with kids, and they're the first one to be like, hey,
why do you walk like that? And you tell them
and they're fine and they're like okay.
Speaker 9 (01:43:46):
And then I've had like parents will.
Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
Like they would get mad at their kids.
Speaker 14 (01:43:50):
They're like, oh my god, don't say that, and I'm like, no,
say that. They're curious let them ask. I much rather
someone ask me you know, hey, what happened? Says like
whispering behind my back and making.
Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
A swell, or if they put you on their morning show, Adriana,
Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
So you know how like if you know a gay person,
they say, oh I have a gay friend, blah blah blah,
you guys should meet, maybe you'll date, or oh you
have a British friend. Oh I have another British friend.
You guys must know each other. Do people always think
that prosthetic people always know each other, or that hey,
I have another friend with one leg, you guys should meet?
Speaker 14 (01:44:31):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
The time yep, when I was in high school.
Speaker 14 (01:44:37):
It was my first day and I was asking where
the elevator was, and the lady in the office goes, hey, do.
Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
You know so and so?
Speaker 14 (01:44:44):
And I was like, no, I don't think I know them.
Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
She goes, she's a little person.
Speaker 7 (01:44:47):
And I was like, okay, well you.
Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Know you should meet my husband. He only has one testicle.
This is awesome, there you go. But also I'm thinking
the good that can come out of this. Have you
ever have you ever had conversations with a child who
is missing a limb? And you actually kind of just
talk to him about how life is great. It really
isn't that big of a deal unless you make it
(01:45:16):
a big deal, right, I mean I could see how
you could do a lot, especially kids.
Speaker 9 (01:45:21):
Yeah, no, I right now.
Speaker 14 (01:45:24):
I help individuals with disabilities find and maintain employment. So
I have, you know, a lot of my clients that
are like, oh my god, look you see like she's
doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
She went to school.
Speaker 14 (01:45:36):
She does this because I feel like a lot of
people think they can't do something just because of their disability,
or you know, just a number of things. So if
I can be that person to give inspiration.
Speaker 21 (01:45:51):
I don't like thinking of it like that, but if
I can, I enjoy it.
Speaker 14 (01:45:56):
But it also comes out on the other end as
I'm talk to client's moms and my boss will call
me in the office and be like, oh, we got
a complaint from you like you're you're you're too harsh,
and I'm like, what do you mean And they're like, yeah,
this parent called in and they're like, oh, I don't
want her working with my kid because she doesn't know what.
Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
It's like to have a disability.
Speaker 14 (01:46:18):
I was like, oh, I was like, send them into
the office.
Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
I want them to meet me. Wow, yeah, bring him in. Yeah,
well I can't bring them in. You know, it's so funny, Ariana.
Since we started this conversation, I'm watching the text messages.
So many people who are missing eyes, kidneys, Uh no
left leg here. Uh I hear someone says, I'm missing
my marbles. This is brain cells are missing. I mean,
(01:46:42):
we have a lot of people listening who are living
their lives just totally fine. And this is the place.
You know, what if we if we could check in
our rating systems to see how many people we have
listened to us who were missing a limb or an
eyeball versus other shows. I bet we win. I bet
we win. Yeah, because because without a doubt, we are
all on this show. When people listening to us, we
are all on the isle of misfit toys. We really are.
(01:47:04):
I truly believe that, and I think it's a great thing. Well, Adriana, look,
I love that you're listening to us today. You have
the best day ever in uh you.
Speaker 14 (01:47:13):
Guys, You guys are awesome.
Speaker 9 (01:47:15):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (01:47:16):
You made my morning morning.
Speaker 14 (01:47:18):
I'm not about to get coffee and go in the office,
so thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:47:22):
Guys, it was fun.
Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
All right. On to your day, Adrian, I have a
great one, thanks for listening to us. There you have it.
I love it. Yep, the Isle of Misfit Toys. That's
how we want to play with Charlie in the box,
I know exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
Good morning, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
All right, let's roll into Skeary's new phone tap.
Speaker 11 (01:47:50):
Well, Sharon emailed us about phone tapping her boyfriend Curtis.
Turns out, ever since Curtis bought a sham wall online,
he's been getting a ton of phone solestations for all
kinds of products.
Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
So this and he's glued to his phone. That's the
kind of guy he is. So he hates phone solicit
despises them.
Speaker 11 (01:48:08):
So we figured we would whip out the old Rod
Phillips and we would do it again.
Speaker 3 (01:48:12):
All right, So Rod Phillips is calling to sell a
latest CD, the latest CD called Punk Pop Party. So
what could this be? The thing is, when it's over,
you're gonna want to actually order this, this fictional CD collection.
Let's get into today's phone tap. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
(01:48:33):
for Curtis, please speaking who is, Curtis.
Speaker 7 (01:48:36):
This is Rod Phillips.
Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
How are you do I know you?
Speaker 27 (01:48:42):
The nineties were a time when you got your first
cell phone, The information super Highway was exploding with commerce. Hello,
you were illegally downloading your music from Napster and LimeWire,
songs like this.
Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
You forget about the things I said, Hello, introducing Punk
Pop Party, Curtis.
Speaker 16 (01:49:06):
Hello, what is it?
Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
This is Punk Pop Party for twenty nine ninety.
Speaker 7 (01:49:13):
Hello, you'll get this three CD set.
Speaker 3 (01:49:17):
I'm not interested in what you have going on over here,
and I'm.
Speaker 7 (01:49:22):
Sweeping with my clothes on.
Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
Hello, Curtis, this is Rod Phillips again from Polo Party.
Speaker 7 (01:49:32):
We got the CD set period there.
Speaker 14 (01:49:33):
I don't have time for this right now?
Speaker 25 (01:49:35):
Do you have the time?
Speaker 7 (01:49:37):
Yes, you do, Curtis, because this is the us of
your life. It is not in my music, is not
what I listen to Green Day.
Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
I don't have time for this.
Speaker 7 (01:49:46):
They're the godfathers of modern pop punk.
Speaker 16 (01:49:50):
Not that nos no, I do not.
Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
In fact, they are the ones that created this new movement.
I'm trying to let you know.
Speaker 16 (01:49:57):
This is not what I wanted.
Speaker 3 (01:49:58):
This is not what I'm speaking of movement. I'm dropping
some dookie on you.
Speaker 27 (01:50:04):
These are the guitar rits that spawned a generation of
pop punk.
Speaker 16 (01:50:12):
I don't listen to this craft.
Speaker 3 (01:50:13):
You don't Green Day, Black Day, Red Day, the Day.
Speaker 16 (01:50:17):
I don't listen.
Speaker 27 (01:50:18):
What about Michael Jackson? Are you a Michael Jackson fan? Yes,
alien An Farm came around and made this song.
Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
Okay, Jackson, this is not Michael, This is not Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
Does that's not like Michael you Okay.
Speaker 27 (01:50:34):
It's the black nail polish, you know, the guideliner, the
skinny jeans.
Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
No, it's all part of punk pop party, illegal alien
adshall I don't want to hear none of this. Get
up from my phone and stop calling me. Please stop
calling me.
Speaker 7 (01:50:53):
I also know you grew up near a beach.
Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
How do you know where I grew up?
Speaker 27 (01:50:57):
At Google Maps, every beach has an Ocean Avenue. So
Yellow Card knew this would be a short fire hit
because everyone near a beach in America would think that they.
Speaker 7 (01:51:07):
Were talking about them.
Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
There's a place, who are you?
Speaker 7 (01:51:10):
I'm Ron Phillips. Noo, there's a place called Ocean Avenue.
Here's a perfect song for the beat.
Speaker 16 (01:51:17):
No, no, no, wait, wait, braait.
Speaker 7 (01:51:20):
It's punk punk party. Listen to the hook nor Party.
Hello Curtis, it's time for you to drop the top
on your jeet.
Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
Oh my cruise to the sounds.
Speaker 7 (01:51:33):
Of punk pop party. Did you play Nintendo?
Speaker 4 (01:51:40):
I don't want your ta I want to know how
to you know all this information about me?
Speaker 3 (01:51:47):
Do you remember?
Speaker 27 (01:51:47):
The ataris get your board shorts on Stuicie Massimo, Bill
abamb word?
Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
What part is this art you hitting heard?
Speaker 7 (01:52:00):
Is it's time to rock out with your cow liften.
Speaker 30 (01:52:04):
I'm reporting you a calling operator.
Speaker 7 (01:52:06):
You need to get tart without things.
Speaker 27 (01:52:11):
I'm gonna charge you twenty nine ninety nine for this
three CD set.
Speaker 7 (01:52:14):
It's punk pop party.
Speaker 23 (01:52:16):
My god.
Speaker 7 (01:52:18):
How about rap? You're like rap but has nothing to
do with this? How about songs like this? This has
got some rap in?
Speaker 2 (01:52:24):
It is not rap.
Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
I don't want this crapody.
Speaker 7 (01:52:29):
Drinking girls. These guys are as white as vanilla, but
yet they tried to put a.
Speaker 20 (01:52:34):
Rap in rock in a song.
Speaker 4 (01:52:37):
You're trying to attack a death cuba that you don't understand.
Speaker 3 (01:52:41):
The worst No, and I don't written to this.
Speaker 6 (01:52:44):
You can't be serious.
Speaker 7 (01:52:45):
Are you not with me on this?
Speaker 14 (01:52:47):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:52:48):
You what part of that?
Speaker 30 (01:52:49):
Aren't you getting I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:52:51):
Not with Joins. You've heard this at soccer games, haven't you.
Speaker 7 (01:52:55):
When they score a goal, everybody goes nuts.
Speaker 4 (01:53:03):
Over the last three calls, I told you I don't
want you.
Speaker 7 (01:53:15):
I gotta tell you my feelings are kind of hurt.
I don't give a fuck of feelings.
Speaker 3 (01:53:18):
You're harassing me.
Speaker 14 (01:53:19):
So feelings and the music you're trying to sell.
Speaker 3 (01:53:22):
I'm just trying to sell out.
Speaker 7 (01:53:25):
Oh my, of this three CD set.
Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
Oh my god, punk Pop Party.
Speaker 27 (01:53:33):
It's the real big fish, combining the best of punk
pop with Scott.
Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
You're all gonna go to the record stuff.
Speaker 27 (01:53:44):
Come on, I want you to dance in place with
men radio plaze what they watch you to here?
Speaker 7 (01:53:51):
Singing with me? Sell out with me?
Speaker 3 (01:53:54):
Oh yeah, sell out of this three CD set. Pup
Party is make me lots of money and everything's gonna
be all right.
Speaker 7 (01:54:08):
Taking your way back with this boom classic.
Speaker 3 (01:54:17):
Curtis don yet finished elthemy Are you done with your boy? Curtis?
You've been phone tapped?
Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
Wow?
Speaker 14 (01:54:28):
Wow?
Speaker 27 (01:54:29):
How scary Jones Melbos in the morning shows.
Speaker 6 (01:54:32):
One A My Friends put you up today?
Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
Your girlfriend Sharon?
Speaker 16 (01:54:36):
Oh for real?
Speaker 20 (01:54:38):
He knows crazy old by rock music apparently, yeah, I
can't stand that.
Speaker 2 (01:54:45):
I kid Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 23 (01:54:49):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participate.
Speaker 17 (01:54:53):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Elvis.
Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
Ter Wren in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:55:12):
Is it time to talk about glitter? Okay? Okay, you're
gonna freak out. Everyone ready to freak out? I sent
you that article about glitter. Okay, listen, we've moved on
to I.
Speaker 5 (01:55:24):
Got my podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
I need for you to be a part of this, Danielle,
because you're gonna love it. We all hate glitter when
you open a birthday card and it falls all over
your pants.
Speaker 5 (01:55:32):
It's just happened to me, I know.
Speaker 3 (01:55:35):
But we all love glitter in other ways. We know
there are Glitter is a festive, festive thing. I don't
know what do you call it? A decoration? Yeah, we
discovered in this article that I sent Gandhi there are
really only two companies in the world that make glitter, okay,
and they're both in New Jersey. One of them has
(01:55:57):
a name, the other one is privately owned by a
family that lives close to me. As a matter of fact,
I met one of them one time at MV having
dinner the family that invented glitter. You're thinking, how do
you invent glitter? That's like saying you invented palm trees?
You just how do you? They did well? So this
article goes on to say, well glitter, like, who's the
(01:56:19):
biggest buyer of glitter in the world? Do you want
to take a guess? The US government? Okay, well, don't
ruin my bit.
Speaker 5 (01:56:26):
Oh is that really it?
Speaker 3 (01:56:27):
Well, we're thinking it could have something to do with
a highly top secret agency of some sort.
Speaker 9 (01:56:34):
Really, and what are they doing?
Speaker 3 (01:56:36):
Well, you could have said Hallmark for cars, exotic dancers,
make up Michaels. They're not given answers. They say it's
it's a big, closely held secret. And they don't do interviews,
they don't grant tours of the glitter plant. This is
(01:56:58):
all glitter. You think of glitter? Do you think of
fun for quality?
Speaker 2 (01:57:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:57:01):
Correct? Stuff you find in your underwear the next day? Wow,
So what did we learn from this article about the secrecy?
Speaker 10 (01:57:10):
There's so much And then if you go down the
rabbit hole, you're gonna be stuck for days, which I
know you have been the two companies are GLITTERX and
meadow Brook Inventions, and metal Brook Inventions is the one
that's supposed to be super top secret. People are speculating
that it's one of two things. Either the marine industry
and they're painting boats with glittery paint all the time,
and they don't want you to know because it's getting
(01:57:31):
into the ocean and it's causing all the microplastics and
the pollution and killing the fish, so they don't want
you to know that, or more conspiracy what Nate said,
maybe it's the US government or a government from another country,
because apparently when you have a weapon of mass destruction,
there's supposed to be a signature in that weapon that
tells you where it came from, like bullets.
Speaker 8 (01:57:51):
Yeah, like a serial number.
Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
On a bullet. There's a serial number on bullets when
it comes out of the gun. They can yeah or
yeah they can.
Speaker 5 (01:57:57):
So what are they putting glitter as our signature? Well
tell them, well, we don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:58:03):
That's what they think.
Speaker 10 (01:58:04):
They think that there's glitter in bombs and that if
a bomb is dropped when this glitter is in it. Okay,
you know that the US did it, But the reason
for the top secrecy is one is the US the
one that's using it as a signature. And two, if
you tell people that's our signature, what's to stop another
country from using glitter as a quote unquote fake signature
and acting like, oh, that bomb that was dropped was
(01:58:24):
obviously a US bomb when it's from somewhere else. So
they're thinking that these are the reasons why you're never
gonna find out, and there are a lot of people
who say no. At this point, we know it's the
marine industry.
Speaker 3 (01:58:34):
Okay, Now I don't think the bomb signature things more fun.
I'll tell you this. Think of glitter. Let's say a
palm full of glitter. Okay, vision that, Oh my god,
I'm terrified. Uh, it's like sand from a beach. Sand
from a beach. Isn't all a bunch of little, tiny,
tiny things that are alike. They're all different. You have
different types of glass, different types of this and that, whatever.
(01:58:55):
So if they can come up with a signature, let's
say we want the Elvis dur In Morning Show bomb,
and which we don't, I would have this company come
up with a very unique mixture of different colors, shades, whatever,
and it would be ours. So if we dropped a
bomb somewhere like our logo color, it would have our
(01:59:17):
unique encoding in the glitter in the bombs. Does that
make sense? Yeah? Okay, so that's why they're not talking
if that is the answer. Where we're not saying it is.
But it sure seems like it could be.
Speaker 8 (01:59:26):
It sure does. Why would it be so secretive if
it wasn't doing something bad?
Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
It's glitter, yeah it glitter can't be bad.
Speaker 5 (01:59:33):
Glitter is the worst.
Speaker 8 (01:59:34):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:59:35):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:59:35):
I hate glitter. I'm looking at it. I hate touching
it and dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
Gotta say, some eye shadow glitter, you know, for special occasions,
is not bad.
Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
Look at Daniel's eyeshadow. It's the bomb.
Speaker 7 (01:59:45):
Yeah, oh, bomb is it?
Speaker 10 (01:59:47):
They wanted you to think for the longest time that
it was the makeup industry that was buying up all
the glitter and putting it in blush and in ice
shadow and wherever else. Maybe some lip glosses, but they said,
the sheer numbers, there's no way that it could be
the makeup industry.
Speaker 3 (01:59:59):
Wo did you know here?
Speaker 15 (02:00:03):
She goes back in the w W two they used
to drop what they call chafe, and it was kind
of like glitter from airplane.
Speaker 3 (02:00:09):
Oh, I get that in my shoes. If I walked
too much, he goes down my pant like.
Speaker 15 (02:00:13):
Drop it from airplane, stop it and it would block
the radar so then they could fly behind you.
Speaker 3 (02:00:22):
Maybe they have glitter chafe. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (02:00:26):
I don't know someone asked it.
Speaker 8 (02:00:29):
I mean, obviously somebody knows.
Speaker 3 (02:00:30):
Well, I'm telling you I met them. I met the
glitter fan.
Speaker 8 (02:00:33):
What did they say?
Speaker 3 (02:00:34):
They ask them? I'm like, whoah, glitter? Oh? I mean
I didn't.
Speaker 8 (02:00:38):
Are you like friendly with them or you just met them?
Speaker 5 (02:00:42):
I know, I have lots of questions.
Speaker 3 (02:00:43):
That's a whole other industry.
Speaker 5 (02:00:45):
Seriously, this is crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:00:47):
So there you go, something to think about and talk
about with your friends today, because they're not going to
bring it up to you because I mean, the glitter
people will have they'll find us and they'll kidnap us
and put us away. They're very powerful to glitter with glitter.
Speaker 5 (02:01:01):
They'll blow us out of a uh canon exactly.
Speaker 8 (02:01:05):
I still have glitter in my lungs from the Kesha Cruise.
Speaker 3 (02:01:08):
The Kesha Cruise, how many years ago was that?
Speaker 1 (02:01:11):
Five?
Speaker 8 (02:01:12):
Five? Years ago, I got on an elevator. Some man
had glitter in his pocket. He just blew it in
my face. Oh jeez, you'll never get that glitter out
of my lungs.
Speaker 4 (02:01:18):
Eff.
Speaker 3 (02:01:19):
All right, we're taking your texts. At fifty five one
hundred text away. We talked to Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca, I
good morning from the great state of New Jersey, the
home of glitter. Anyway, go right ahead, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
All right?
Speaker 10 (02:01:36):
So, a couple of years ago, probably like ten years ago,
my ex and I broke up and his birthday was
a couple of weeks later.
Speaker 18 (02:01:42):
So I snuck in his house filled like.
Speaker 5 (02:01:44):
Three hundred balloons with glitter, so that way as he.
Speaker 18 (02:01:47):
Was popping them, they were exploding all over.
Speaker 9 (02:01:50):
They filled the house with glitter in it.
Speaker 3 (02:01:52):
Oh wow, it came with its own glitter.
Speaker 20 (02:01:54):
That's Awso it was hilarious, hilarious for the hours hours
these balloons, And I think it's the greatest thing I've
done in my life.
Speaker 3 (02:02:03):
Wow. But you'll never get that time back. You'll never
get all that glitter up. But you said this was
your ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
Yeah, he totally deserved it.
Speaker 3 (02:02:12):
Okay, So wait, did you do the glitter bomb thing
to him after you found out you were breaking up.
Speaker 20 (02:02:20):
Oh yeah, it was a spight thing for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:02:22):
Oh okay.
Speaker 14 (02:02:22):
I was like, you know what, I'm bombing your house.
Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
You're getting every color, glitter everything. It was amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:02:28):
Wow, look at that you. I don't know why, but okay,
at least she didn't key his car, did you.
Speaker 8 (02:02:37):
You're right, it was It was some dedication, but it
was worth it all right.
Speaker 3 (02:02:40):
There you go, Rebecca. You're giving people ideas and I
don't like that at all. Rebecca, I thank you for calling.
And remember glitter is much more evil than you'll ever know.
Speaker 20 (02:02:50):
Thank you, Love you guys.
Speaker 14 (02:02:51):
I've been listening to you guys for my entire life
and you guys are amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:02:55):
Well, thank you. Tell everyone to do moont New Jersey.
We said hello and thanks for listening to us. There
you go, Rebecca, don't break up with her.
Speaker 2 (02:03:03):
Elvista Rands after party.
Speaker 3 (02:03:05):
Okay, Daniel's gonna if you're gonna go topics you'd.
Speaker 2 (02:03:11):
Never hear on the air.
Speaker 8 (02:03:12):
Oh God, get away and Katie that listen now.
Speaker 17 (02:03:14):
On the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 7 (02:03:18):
It is the what is it called.
Speaker 2 (02:03:19):
Elvista Rands after party. Ask for it by name Elvis
Tera in the morning show.
Speaker 3 (02:03:27):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,
Olay Lady give him a lady.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
In the morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
So I'm reading this morning. There is a guy, the
best telling author. His name is Dan Buckner. He's traveled
the globe studying how people live long, happy lives, and
in a recent interview he kind of laid out the
top eight habits of the world's happiest people based on
research and all the people he's met. He says, there
(00:41):
are eight things you can do to feel happier every day.
Are we ready to explore? Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Do?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I hea your attention. Number One, you need to get
at least eight hours of sleep.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Damn it is.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
That at once? Or can that be added up? Bro?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
You cannot add sleep. I had a sleep doctor tell
me that.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The happiest people sleep eight to nine and a half
hours a night. Well, the number two you need to
eat a plant based breakfast.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
You guys, why is this funny?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Why this isn't funny for.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Breakfast two days ago?
Speaker 8 (01:22):
I really come on like bacon sauces.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
He says.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The happiest people on earth stay away from too much
meat and dairy in the morning, and sugary cereal. No.
Number three. Number three from the list of eight habits
of the world's happiest people. This is a good one. Socialize.
The more the better. I deally with people you like.
Of course. I think we get our quota every day here.
Speaker 9 (01:49):
Yeah, we have that.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Also another habit of the world's happiest people volunteer.
Speaker 9 (01:56):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
People who tend to feel happier, more satisfied with their lives,
and have fewer symptoms of depression are ones who are volunteering.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
Hell yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Hm, I gotta work on that one. Number five. Take naps.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
Absolutely, we're on top of that.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, okay, Like quick power naps thirty minutes or less.
It leaves you more focused.
Speaker 9 (02:19):
No, no, no.
Speaker 10 (02:21):
I like it's more of a sleep than a nap
knock out for a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, Daniel, how come you can't take like a thirty
minute nap.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I mean I can, It's just not the same as
a two hour nap.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't know. You know what, Alex will come home
and PLoP down on the couch and close his eyes.
He'll I'm just gonna take a quick nap and he'll
wake up three hours later. I'm like, what are you doing? Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Good for him?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He's like, I said, don't you miss those three hours
you could have been doing something. No, I did something.
It was called napping. Yeah anyway, Yeah, quick power naps.
They say thirty minutes or less leave you more focused, creative,
and productive. And that's on top of the nine and
a half hours of sleep you need to get every night.
The number six on the list I love from the
eight habits of the World's Happiest People. Have faith. Doesn't
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matter what you believe in. Studies show people who are
religious or faithful or are more likely to describe themselves
as very happy.
Speaker 9 (03:17):
I believe that.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah. Believing in the power of the universe, believing in
the power of God. You know, whatever it is you're
believing in, you need to believe believe in it more.
It's good for you. Any question so far, No, keep going.
Number seven, limit your TV and social media. Are you
ready for this? Yeah, he's saying the happiest people. The
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ideal amount is no more than thirty minutes of a day.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Of each I told you that TV.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
And social media. The problem is, you know, some of
the shows we watch are more than thirty minutes long, right,
So that's one show and a quick skim of your
favorite social media platforms and boom, you're done anyone with me?
Speaker 9 (03:56):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 10 (03:56):
I think when you're on social media all day, all
you're doing is looking people's lives and comparing yourself to
you know, do you meet the right standards? Are you
pretty enough? Are you skinny enough? Are you happy enough?
All of these different things, and you could easily just
get away from that.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
All right, here's one, the last one on the list
of the eight habits of the world's Happiest people, Number eighth.
Maybe not doable for most of us. Do not work
full time?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh come on, what how do I not do that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Right? Okay? The people here yelling who have a four
hour a day job, five days a week.
Speaker 10 (04:30):
No, but there's so much outside of work that we
still do.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
But also, like, let's take us out of the mix.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
The everyday american can't afford that anymore. Most people have
a full time job and still need another job with
the costs of everything.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Now, well, but hear him out, and maybe it could
help you augment a little bit. Do not work full time.
You won't be happy if you can't make ends meet.
But in a perfect world, part time is better. People
who work less than thirty five hour or a week,
tend to be the happiest people overall. And there you go. So,
(05:05):
in other words, you gotta find ways to cut corners
be less productive at work. I don't know, remember when
you said last week you really should only be giving
eighty five percent at work, not one hundred percent. Yes,
I think this sort of I think this sort of
plays into that a little bit. You just saying if
you if you work too hard, you're missing out on
other things that could be more enjoyable, taking care of yourself,
(05:26):
going on walks, hanging out with people, socializing, traveling, whatever. No, no,
we got to work, we got we have that. But
he's just he's just say, fine, ways to uh, let's
skip out a little bit, to take it, take a
day off here and there. Yeah, what's scary.
Speaker 11 (05:40):
But how do you strike a healthy balance between working
hard and slacking off? I mean, I feel like there's
like a fine line there or something, or you.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Know, something's there.
Speaker 12 (05:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (05:50):
I mean I feel like if you're not paying attention
or are you're doing something out of sorts, you know,
you get reprimanded for it, so that it could be
the fifteen percent that you're pulling back on.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I don't know. I just I'm just saying what the
guy is talking about. Why why you're yelling at me?
It's it's interesting exercises not on the list, not on
this list.
Speaker 13 (06:13):
Anyway, I thought, well, it's it's so well in covering again,
eight hours of sleep, at least, eat a plant based breakfast,
socialized volunteer, take naps, have faith.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Limit your TV and social media, and don't work.
Speaker 14 (06:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Okay, the last one is a little iffy. Yeah, what's that? Nate? Okay,
who wrote this list? Right?
Speaker 15 (06:35):
Because I think this has something to do with maybe
where you live?
Speaker 12 (06:39):
Right?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Well, he traveled Okay, keep in mind, I'll repeat it.
Dan Bututner is an author. He traveled the globe studying
how people live and how they live longer and live
happy lives, and he laid out these top eight habits
of the people he was interviewing who seemed to be
the happiest people. That's it.
Speaker 15 (06:57):
So maybe where these people are, they're just naturally happier
because they're in Costa Rica or.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Something could be. It could be it could be the
environment they live in. Absolutely it could be. But I
mean these are things they all had in common. Getting
more sleep, eating better, socializing, volunteering. I mean, those are
very to me, they'll seem very solid benchmarks.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Definitely.
Speaker 10 (07:19):
Yeah, just makes me nervous because eight hours of sleep,
Come on, I would.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Love to do I don't I don't know what that is.
I mean, I don't think I've ever had eight hours
to sleep, not in the past thirty years. But hey,
let me ask you a question. If someone tells you
something in confidence and you swear I'm not gonna I
will never ever say this to anyone what you just
told me, is it still okay to tell your significant other?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
No, exactly, you won't tell anybody exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Well know that that that is the foundation of what
was told. Look, I'm gonna trust you with something, but
you can't tell anyone. See, and then you go home,
you tell your signific significant other. People think they're different than.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I feel like you have to say, or Sheldon like,
when you're talking to me and you say, don't tell anyone,
not even Sheldon like, that has to be in the equation.
If not, Sheldon's gonna find out because I tell them
everything exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I bring this up because this was a debate between
several of us several days ago. Oh, like, well, you
told me not to tell anyone, and I didn't, but
I did share it with my significant other exactly my point.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Don't you just feel like your other half is kind
of like just an extension of yourself.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
So that's that's the debate. But no, I don't. But
if someone says, hey, don't tell anyone, I'm not. I'm
not going to tell Alex. I'm not gonna I'm not
going to share that with him.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
See, my mom always does prefacesm with Danielle. Don't even
tell Sheldon all the time, because if there's some think
she's embarrassed about or whatever, she's like.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Please, I know you're gonna tell him. Don't tell them
like she knows she knows to tell me that.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
And then do you go home and tell him anywhere?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
No, then I will.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
If it's something like with my mom that's embarrassing and
she really wants to keep it, then I won't.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Tell him, right, Okay, anyway.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Anything else?
Speaker 10 (09:16):
Oh my god, I'm like so shook it right now,
because I'm thinking of all the times that I've said
something to one of my friends and said, don't tell anyone,
and then does there significant other No?
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Oh my god. Yep.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Well, because if they're significant other knows, then they may
tell someone and then it starts to multiply.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
Ah, right, I don't think Hell on Earth? Oh my god,
hell on Earth?
Speaker 16 (09:38):
What up?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Nt I think that was? It was a Seinfeld episode,
wasn't it.
Speaker 15 (09:41):
I think it's generally implied if you tell something to
someone the significant other finds out.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
No, God, I thought, I like this text. As long
as they're not in the same friend group, then it's okay.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Oh this is Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Someone else says, when you're married, you become one person.
So technically you didn't tell anyone. We're not one person.
We're two different people. We're two separate people. I don't
want to be the same person as anyone else. I'm me,
I'm they're them.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Do you guys remember the Pretty Little Liar's theme song
to the show? Two can keep a secret if one
of them is dead? Exactly there you go.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
All right, I'm gonna tell you something that I'm going
to have to kill you.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
They wake me up? The Morning Show.
Speaker 17 (10:30):
Live, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I got Ellen, Hi Ellen, Hi, I'm okay, but Froggy,
are you ready for this? Yes, Ellen had a weird
dream about you last night. You tell do you want
to tell Uncle Froggy about your dream? Ellen? Go right ahead.
Speaker 18 (11:00):
Okay, So in my dream, you are playing guitar in
the background. Well, Betty White is telling a story as
her character Rose from the Golden Girl. Okay, And she's
telling a story of how when she was a kid
in Saint Olaf and she used to have to borrow
pants from her friends after gym class.
Speaker 16 (11:22):
Okay, and so you.
Speaker 18 (11:24):
Were one of her friends that she had to borrow
pants from and so of course, then she goes into
deep detail on how she would wash these pants after
Jim to give them back to you guys.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Okay.
Speaker 18 (11:39):
And then after the story is finished, Froggy breaks out
into song.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Okay, let's go through this again. Betty White was in
character as Rose from the Golden Girls, narrating a story
about when she was a little girl in Saint Olaf. Yes,
and back then she had to borrow Jim pants from
her friends Froggy, and she would and she would use
Froggy's gym pants and then wash them and give them
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back to him. She told the story, and then Froggy
sang a song. Yes, good happens.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
That's not strange at all.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Isn't it weird where the brain goes you're pregnant? Yeah?
Speaker 18 (12:20):
Well, the only reason I think I had this is
because my dad is a golfer. So I've been wanting
to reach out to Froggy for ideas for gifts for
my dad, and I haven't done that yet.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I got the idea balls, buy your dad some balls.
How much? How much are balls? I don't know anything
about what.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
It depends on what kind you buy.
Speaker 19 (12:39):
You could buy balls as low as nineteen dollars or
as much as you know, fifty bucks.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Fifty bucks for those stupid balls you're going to hit
into the water are better than well, and best of
luck with that. And I love the fact that you
know a lot of people can't remember their dreams, and
I know that. Don't you have a great dream. You're like,
oh my god, I can't wait to tell my friends,
and then you go to retrieve it from your head
and it's gone.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
You don't remember.
Speaker 18 (13:00):
I hate that you said that happened to me. But
yesterday I also had a drink Valerie Bertinelli that she
was I was sending a cooking school.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
Right, yeah, she did.
Speaker 18 (13:08):
She and she didn't finish the cooking class, and she
left her fastway through the recipe.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Are you watching a lot of old time programs, Valerie
bertonellity actually has cooking shows now.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, but it's just so weird to me.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I see why she left the cooking class, or e least
she already knows how to cook, she didn't need to,
Valerie Bertinelli, I love that.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Can we go back to the fifty dollars?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Like, why would you spend that much money in a
golf ball that's going to land up in a lake?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
And you Can't's tell.
Speaker 18 (13:34):
Me if I spend that much money on it's.
Speaker 19 (13:37):
Not one golf ball number one and number two they
don't end up in the lake if you're good. So
all balls are not created equal balls?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Are different? Balls are different? Well?
Speaker 20 (13:45):
Different?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Want me to prove it.
Speaker 18 (13:47):
Are we thinking more of a putter? But I didn't
know what kind of a what kind of a o?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
That's even way more?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
How much are putters have? We know nothing about golf,
nor do we care to.
Speaker 19 (13:56):
Once again, you could get a really cheap putter, probably
for twenty bucks, or you can spend as much three
or four hundred dollars on a putter?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Is a pinter thing that like hits the ball.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Danielle.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Danielle, Okay, Danielle, I.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Know nothing about golf, and I know what a putter is.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Everything's about this and sexual all.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Right, you gotta clean your ball. Yeah, you gotta right,
you gotta tea off. All right, we gotta go. Ellen.
You keep having those dreams. You keep calling this girl.
Speaker 18 (14:19):
We love you, thank you, this love you too. Bye bye.
Speaker 17 (14:23):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande, Elvis duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Every morning at seven twenty. We give you a fresh
phone tap. We love playing crank calls. Actually, you told
us you loved him. That's why they're back. Got an
email from Nicole Godfrey. See I think you have her
on the phone. Good morning, Nicole? Is that you?
Speaker 14 (14:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (14:43):
Hi?
Speaker 20 (14:43):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Rather than me reading out your email, what is it
you want to do to your friend Lauren?
Speaker 20 (14:48):
All right, Well, me and my friends this is the
first year getting a beach house down in Dama, and
I thought it'd be a great idea to have someone
pretend to be real with her and tell her that
a house burnt down.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Can you imagine? So she already, you guys already put
your deposit down on the house, and you want the
realtor to call and say, well, hey, thanks, but no
thanks the house burnt down?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, all right? So why do you hate your friend Lauren?
Why do you want to do this to her?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, I don't hate her.
Speaker 20 (15:15):
I just think she is the most.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Gullible out of all the girls at.
Speaker 20 (15:18):
The house, and I think she'll really fall for it.
And I can't wait to hear what you says.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Can we go scary? Calling it Lauren telling her her
beach house has burned to the ground. It's another phone tap, well.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
Lauren, gissy please, yes, Hi, this is rape from the
realty company. Okay, you've rented a house down the shore
with us for this summer.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Uh huh?
Speaker 11 (15:39):
And I believe the address. I just want to make
sure I could verify this. It's two thirteen by at
least you in Belmar right that house burned down?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
What?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, it's terrible. So that just means for screwed the
house and not money.
Speaker 11 (15:57):
Basically, Okay, how much money did you put down here?
Speaker 20 (16:02):
Well, it paid at the seven hundred dollars deposit and
then we made our first atievement.
Speaker 19 (16:06):
Right, we are all paid five hundred, so it was
like twenty hundred dollars already.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
Well that money's gone and you still always to balance,
which is about one thousand dollars.
Speaker 15 (16:14):
We have to pay for it, regardless of the house
is there or not?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yep, that's why. Why can you afford that money?
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I could afford it. Are you working right obviously?
Speaker 16 (16:24):
If we?
Speaker 14 (16:25):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
What am I working right now? Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Why do you ask?
Speaker 11 (16:29):
I just wanted to make sure that you weren't some
deadbeat kid out of college that wasn't going to pay
her bill obviously once.
Speaker 16 (16:34):
On a week for a house that I was running
for the summer.
Speaker 21 (16:37):
If I couldn't afford it, I.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
Just kind of figured that you were like scraping your
last pennies together to get this done.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, I don't.
Speaker 10 (16:43):
I don't scrape my last pennies try anything.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
What do you do for a living?
Speaker 9 (16:46):
Why do you? Why are you any is this?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I get it. You're still mooching off your father? Hello?
Speaker 14 (16:54):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Hello?
Speaker 18 (16:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
What is she doing right now? You think?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Let's call her back?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Lauren?
Speaker 22 (17:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
What did I say wrong? I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (17:08):
What do you mean You're sorry?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I don't hear your I.
Speaker 11 (17:11):
Didn't mean to pry into your personal life. Listen, if
you need some help paying the balance on the house.
I do have a side business, little go Go bar
here in lod E. I could hire you and you
could earn some extra cash and we could have this
money made up.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And you have to be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I'm just trying to offer you a way out here.
The money is o the money, the money trying to
offer me a job at a Do you think you
are okay?
Speaker 11 (17:43):
I'll tell you what. Let me put you on the
phone with my secretary.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Hello.
Speaker 20 (17:48):
Hello, Yeah, Nicole, kick at you?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
You've been phone tapped? Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 20 (18:03):
Our house really didn't burn down.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It was just a joe.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
The house is fine, but the money still do.
Speaker 14 (18:11):
Just looking me that job at the go go God?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
What do you want to tell Nicole?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 23 (18:21):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participations.
Speaker 17 (18:25):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
There are some days, you go God, it's taste going
on and on and on and on. Well, you're not
engaged and you're not having fun. That's not a good day.
But you want those days. Remember when you were a
kid and summer days would last forever. Oh yeah, And
when you're older, it's the opposite. It's like God, summer
days just all days just fly by. It's because you're
(18:58):
living in a world that's very, very ultra familiar to you.
You know this world way too well. You've been here
all these years. When you're a kid. You're exploring new
things all summer day long, and the day lasts longer.
So it's very simple. We got to find new ways
to make our day different and unique. So it boils
down to this. Time passes quickly when you get older
(19:19):
and you get busier because we are living in a
world that we're very familiar with and nothing new is happening.
You know what. This is why it's great to like,
change the way you drive home every day from work
or school, change the way you do things, go to
different restaurants, things as simple as that. You know, when
you're walking through a park, say, uh, get out of
this park, go to another park. The trees are different.
(19:40):
And when you experience new things in life. The day
seems to be not only longer, but it's a good longer.
You're actually you feel you feel fulfilled, even though you
may not be able to check off a checklist of
things that need to be done. Like you steam my
son's graduation gown.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You know that too, Like when you go to a restaurant,
you would get the same exact thing everything time.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
You know, I call it given menu when I go there,
I call that the last day on Earth syndrome, because
you feel like, well, this could be the last time
I ever eat this Restaurant've got to eat the same
thing I always do. Yeah, So God to your going
through this meditation, meditation, this medium article as well. Right, yes,
what did you get from it?
Speaker 8 (20:20):
I got a lot from this.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
So I think that one of the biggest things we
need to keep in mind is exactly what you just said.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
You have to train your brain to untrain itself.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
When you get used to doing the same thing, walking
the same route, whatever, doing the same schedule every single day,
it just makes your day go by a lot faster,
and it's not fulfilling. But when you start new things,
you not only slow the time down, but Once you've
learned a new thing, you do feel fulfilled and you
feel accomplished. And it was a longer day that had meaning,
So why not change your days to have more meaning.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
You know, there's this law. I never heard of it
until now. It's called Parkinson's law, and it's like this
work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
Meaning you say, Okay, I've got to get this thing
done in and I have three hours to get it done.
So you're just gonna take your time. Let's say, washing
the dishes, okay, loading the dishwasher, and laundry. Let's say
(21:11):
it's dish washing laundry day. Okay, Oh, I've got three hours.
You just take your time and get it done. Before
you know it, your three hours are done, and all
you've accomplished is putting stuff in a dishwasher and putting
stuff in a washing machine and folding stuff. Give yourself
an hour, I mean a laundry usually takes longer. They're saying,
give yourself an hour to do these projects, and you
(21:32):
will get it done in an hour. It'll always start
to get done because you're rushing to get it done.
Then you have the rest of the day to go
do something different. Yeah, by the way, your whole day
is filled up with laundry and dishes.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And then it's not on your mind too. Like if
you know that laundry it filled sitting there and you
didn't put it away, you're like, oh, all day you're
thinking about it, and it like takes up all your time.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
I think to one of the things I took from
this article, it talks about finding pleasure in everything, which
might sound a little bit cheesy or to some people
maybe impossible. But even if you're sitting in traffic and
you hate traffic and it's the most miserable thing in
the world, yes, you know that, but there are some
good things you could get when you're.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Sitting in traffic. You might listen to your favorite morning show.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Or listen to music that you like, listen to a
book on tape, whatever it is. You can find joy
and things that aren't so joyful, and I think that
changes your day too.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
On this list little things that you can do to
change your day. Take little mindfulness breaks. I know it
sounds very crunchy, but it's like you just take a
just take a moment away from whatever you're doing, and
just like just walk outside for a minute, just like
and take a deep breath of air and just come
back in when you drink your coffee. See, I drink
coffee because it's a drug. I drink coffee because I'm
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addicted to the caffeine and I need for it to
wake me up. The thing is, you can actually sit
there by yourself in quiet and just enjoy your coffee.
A lot of my friends do that. I'm like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 24 (22:50):
Drink it.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Let's go get your caffeine in your veins. You know
what I'm saying. Do you, guys ever savor your coffee?
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I do.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
I actually don't like the caffeine in coffe. It makes
me really jittery. So when I get coffee, I will
make it.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
Last four hours. I'll go heat it up again. I
just like the flavor.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I slurp mine, you're a slurper. Oh you know what
something tells me slurping is enjoying it. I think that's it.
I think they're combined.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
That's why I get ice coffee. I feel like it
lasts me all day and I can nurse it all day.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
You go, yeah, you're right, because the ice slowly mounts
and there's a cat in your camera, Danielle. Other things
on the list of things to make your day a
little more meaningful. Say Noah, say it more often. Yeah,
learn to say no. The other day I said yes
to something and I immediately regretted it, and I'm like,
oh God.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
And at that point, it's like, you can't take it back.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Turn off the noise, believe it or not. Music's great,
but if you're just listening to noise like a TV
in the background or something, it takes up space in
your mind and in your soul, and you need that back.
Do one thing at a time, break your routine. Drive slower.
You ever do that, you ever can control your speed
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in behind the wheel, and it actually calms you down
a little bit. It's true.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Yeah, I don't drive because I don't have a car here,
but I do walk slower. So if I'm going somewhere,
I deliberately take extra time because I want to see
what's around me and see if something new has opened up,
or if there's a pretty view that I haven't seen before.
So I don't just try to get there and be
out of breath when I get there.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
I try to enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
And also you know, when you're driving fast, you're maneuvering
faster and you have to think faster. It uses more
brain power. It's like playing a video game. It is.
You know what's scary?
Speaker 11 (24:33):
What about making a TikTok video and hear me out
for a second, dear god, Quesse, No, no, no, not the
stupid dances, whatever the case.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I'm talking about, like doing something creative with it.
Speaker 11 (24:42):
I've seen some creative stuff go by on there, putting
your mind to something on TikTok and working on like
a little mini project or something.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Sure, I think that could be something there. No, that's
something If that's what you want to do it, it's
something different. Do it scary? Be the TikTok king sees
just things?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
What about going to the store and like discovering new
things that they like stocked up? Like I like to
go down every aisle every now and then and just
it's like me time and I'm like, oh my gosh,
I never saw this before, never saw this product before.
I spend more money, but I clear in my mind
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Bring stuff home you may use right or not, but anyway,
so make your day more meaningful. I think that's basically it.
Stop and look around, be aware of what's around you.
It'll totally change your day. You want your day to
seem longer, but in a good way. And Gandhi, thank
you for bringing this article.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Of course, I also think one of the things we
all need to keep in mind. I am so guilty
of this spend less time on social media. I know
Scary wants to make a TikTok video.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
I fully support you, But when.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
You're on social media, ninety percent of what you're doing
is paying attention to somebody else's life and not paying
attention to your own and what you're doing.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
And then an hour and a half later, you're on.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Somebody's cousins, sister's brother's page for what What was the
purpose of that?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
He was hot? Okay Line twenty four. Samantha got some
great advice during basic training. Hey Samantha, heay, how are
you guys? We're doing well. Wait, hold on's back up
a little bit. Basic training. What were you training for?
Speaker 21 (26:10):
So I was in the military. I was in the
Army for the last four years.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Excellent, nice yea, And our.
Speaker 21 (26:18):
Drill sergeant's always told us, because basic training is like
eight to nine weeks long, and so every day can
feel very monotonous and very like just very the same thing.
And so they would tell us hunt the good stuff,
meaning like you went to the chow hal, you got
French toes for breakfast, that's something good. You got a
letter from your family, you got to receive a phone
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call from your family, just something to look forward to
every day.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
So and this sticks with you to this day and
you practice as much as you can.
Speaker 21 (26:48):
Yeah, it does, it does. It's something I've always looked
forward to. It's like, oh, okay, cool, I got ten
cents off my gas, you know what I mean? Like
I got a phone call from my mom that I
wasn't expecting. Just something to look forward to.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
It's so much easier to hone in on the negative stuff.
Speaker 21 (27:05):
It really is, and it can make you feel so
bogged down.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, let it go. Hey, Look, thank you for serving
our country, Samantha, and thanks for listening to us. Thanks
for the advice.
Speaker 21 (27:15):
Okay, thank you guys, Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Thank you. And finally, Kathleen online twenty three. Hello Kathleen,
Oh look at that hanging. See what she did. She
went on with her life doesn't matter about us, and
she's living a very fulfilling life.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Good.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
First she got the memo, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
What they had. They had thirty seconds to come to me.
They just sat there. They paused, goodbye, Yeah, froggy Least.
Speaker 19 (27:40):
They went for a walk the other day and I
tried to call her cell phone and I saw it
ringing on the counter. And so when she got back, like, hey,
you left your phone, she said, I did that on purpose,
She said, I wanted to just go for a walk,
enjoy myself, take a look around, enjoy the fresh air
and the scenery, and not be on my phone, not
listening to music.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I do exactly right now.
Speaker 19 (27:57):
It was super relaxing, and you're thinking, how dared you're
not being? Could be constantly I said, what was the
guy's house?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
What was his name? You were at?
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Where were you?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
I want you to be available at all times? Do
you understand me?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Another week, and here we go into the day.
Speaker 17 (28:17):
Calvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning Show.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
So I was doing those kettle bell lips or whatever
it is yesterday and I pulled something in maleg. It
only hurts when I will breathe, Okay, So I thought, oh,
maybe I can get out of working out today. So
I sent him a text. He's like, well, great, we
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could run out upper body. All right, I'm going in.
I need to so Charlie, I will be there. I
don't know what time. It makes me crazy, he did.
He did say you know how much do you? I'm
not telling you how much I weigh? He said, well,
you know, we gotta like take it seriously. You gotta
start losing some weight. I said, well do I have to?
(29:14):
I mean, are you body shaming me? Can you ask
that to your trainer? He's body shaming. Part of his
job to body shame me here? Call him.
Speaker 15 (29:27):
Part of his job is to incentivize you, and maybe
shamey will just call.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Him incentivize me and shame me. No, no, there should
be no shaming in dial dial what's that scary? You know?
Speaker 11 (29:42):
Speaking of working out, I want to know how you
find the inspiration? How do you find how do you
find it to like actually go and physically get yourself in.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
What's the mindset thing? Look, you know I'm not getting younger,
and uh, you know, I gotta get prepared for the
later years, and so I need to have somewhat of
a more solid foundation, otherwise I'll just you know, you
gotta have some body strength in there, and you gotta
I don't know, you psych yourself up. You like, well, no,
well yeah, I pay. If you don't go, you pay.
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I mean you lose, you lose money if you don't know.
So having a trainer is accountability and I'm there, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Because if you cancel, they you got to pay for
the session because someone else could have used it exactly.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
And I love Charles. Charles is great. I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Doing pilates again, Like I used to do pilates and
I loved it with those machines, those tables, and then
twenty twenty happened and COVID and I stopped going because
I nobody went to the gym thing anymore.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
But now I'm thinking I might want to pick that
up again.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
You should. I love. I love. It's one of those
things where it was like, oh God, and but once
you're there, were like, oh yeah, okay, just watch the
clock and get out as fast as possible.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Yeah, that's inspiration for you.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Scary because honestly, sometimes when I don't want to work
out and you push yourself at the end of it,
you go, oh, I'm so happy that I just did that,
and you just feel better about yourself and you have
more energy and you don't want to go to sleep
right away.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Oh here he is?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Is it? Charles? Where line as you go? And we've
only tried to call you fifteen times.
Speaker 16 (31:09):
I'm on the train. I'm gonna lose you in a second.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Oh good, then this will go quick. You're only here by.
They don't use any foul language. We love you. I
love you, by the way. But I feel like a
part of your job as a trainer is to sort
of like body shame a little bit, a little bit
like isn't that part of what you do? Like you
gotta make me feel a little a little icky to
make me like have incentive to like work.
Speaker 16 (31:33):
Out you want to you're saying you want to rest.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
No, I'm not saying I want to rest. I just
told every when I got this little injury on my
leg yesterday. But lifting that big heavy ball, what's that
thing called, I don't know what it's called, the kettlebell,
the heavy bowl, And.
Speaker 16 (31:51):
So everyone on everyone on the train's looking at.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Me like I'm weird. Well you are weird. Okay, I'll
let you go. But the thing is and then he says, well,
you can still come in and do upper body. I mean,
but you did say.
Speaker 16 (32:02):
I'm all right, I'm gonna let me, let me text.
I'm gonna lose you any second. I'm literally I'm under
the train is gonna go.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna tell you nobody, You're gonna
hang out, he said, come September. You gonna you gotta
take this seriously.
Speaker 16 (32:16):
I'm gonna text you as soon as I'm out and
coming back.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
All right, goodbye, good bye, scary. So what just in
the text, you pay for a storage unit. Why don't
you use that money to work out? Pay so much
money for that? Hey, I got Charles the trainer back here.
People think it's funny. I have a trainer, you know. Okay,
maybe you can't tell by looking at me, but I do.
Come on, hi, Charles, don't say that. Okay. You know,
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every time I make fun of myself, he always he
like slaps my hand. Stop saying that about yourself. We
don't do that, well, no, we do, obviously, we do. Know.
We think about the positives, okay, and I appreciate that. Hey,
So the point we were trying to make before you
became a weasel and hung up on us earlier.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Are you live?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yes? We are? Oh my god, Okay, I know it's weird.
Just pretend we're not live and it'll be okay. So
my point was this what you were saying to me,
because you asked me, hey, how much do you weigh?
I said, it's none of your business. He's like, I'm
your trainer. Why can't I know?
Speaker 7 (33:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
And so you said, you know, you've got to get
serious about this, and I was like, what are you
talking about? Because I know I come see you three
times a week. I'm getting serious now.
Speaker 16 (33:27):
Oh no putting words in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Okay, what are you saying?
Speaker 16 (33:32):
I was saying, don't get down about that. Even if
it's only two days, it's very good. You know, you're
just keeping yourself in the mix, and when life gets
a little bit more back to the normal nine to
five grind, then you can pick it back up and
keep kicking ass.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
All right. And by the way, this is for everyone.
This is a This is like a public service announcement, like,
don't be so hard on yourself because you're not hitting
the gem as much as you should typically do. Right,
unless your name is Elvit. Okay, thanks, Okay, great. Well,
you know, I think I lost a couple more pounds,
but I'm not going to tell you how much that was.
Speaker 16 (34:10):
But you look fantastic. You're doing amazing, and we're gonna
keep We're gonna keep.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Going at it. See here's why I like working out
with Charles. I've had other trainers in the past. He
doesn't push me to the point where I'm just about
to fall over. For instance, there are other people who
come to write Jim. They are beasts. I mean they
are like non stop. I mean we we do the
necessary stuff, but it's not like you gotta like constantly
do it or you're losing time. It live to see
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another day exactly.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
And I think everybody wants different results too. You don't
want to be beast mode.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
You don't want to be.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Like nine packs, and you know that's not the life.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
You want a nine pack, you know, God.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Instead of a six pack. A nine pack is real, serious, scary.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
It is scary. As a question for you, what's you
a question for Charles? Charles? Is it true that cardio
is over?
Speaker 11 (35:00):
Because I have some friends that say that it's all
about resistance training and weights and things like that, and
all these fancy machines that look like they're doing a lot,
they don't really do a whole lot.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
And that treadmill and cardio man overrated.
Speaker 16 (35:16):
That's no, it's a it's a valid point, but it's
not fully true. So there's like a hierarchy in order
to you know, for people to people who say trying
to lose weight, resistance training is the most important. That's
that is like your steak and potatoes. You know, from there,
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it becomes from there, it becomes a time thing. So
if someone can get three resistance say three resistance training
or four sessions a week, then from there they can
start to add in like a little steady state cardio.
But with the cardio itself, someone can lose a little
bit of weight, but they didn't really put on more muscle,
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so to speak, so they're really only going to become
like a smaller version of themselves with more chance of
regaining that negative weight.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
So you're saying, both, you need to be building muscles,
but you need you need to get a little cardio
on there too. It's a healthy mix.
Speaker 16 (36:14):
Correct prioritizing the resistance training. So there was some good
truth to what your friend was saying.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
There you go, Now, what's that one machine you put
me on? Where I Okay, I sit like this and
I put my legs really wide, right, and you have
to like push in on these these two bars. Yeah
sort of, I mean, and he's like, you gotta you
gotta get your legs wider, wider, and everyone in the
in the gym is like staring at us, like what
are these two dudes do it? And I know that
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is not well so, I mean I never really it's
like it feels like it's tightening my my my birth
giving muscles.
Speaker 16 (36:51):
Maybe a slight exaggeration, all.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Right, Okay, I don't like that one.
Speaker 16 (36:56):
It's the it's the it's the Kaiser leg press.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Okay, what's the Kaiser? I heard that's a roll in my.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, that's a piece of brand, that's what That's what
I put Taylor ham on.
Speaker 16 (37:06):
Yeah, Kaiser. Kaiser is just the name of the like
the equipment. It's a brand like Life Fitness Kaiser.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Okay, we give it a dirty n Yeah anyway, all right, well, look,
thanks for being on, Charles. I will be in today.
Even though you caused an injury in my leg yesterday.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
I love you.
Speaker 16 (37:25):
Well, can please come back so we can cause another one?
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yes, I will. I love you Charles, I'll talk to
you a little bit.
Speaker 16 (37:31):
Okay, I love you guys too.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
All right, such a great guy. Really lucked out meeting
this guy. He's really really super nice.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Well, needs to get his hands on scared.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
My takeaway is I don't have to do cardio, you
know what. Start Start with the weights and stuff and
the resistance training, and just move into the more fancy
of the machine. I think, the less benefit it has
for you. Well, okay, don't overthink it.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Walk scary, Sarry, What kind of resistance training.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Are you going to do? Standing up from the couch?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Resist going to the exactly?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I resist saying no to this cheeseburger? Yeah, the third donut.
I'm resisting the fourth.
Speaker 17 (38:10):
Elvister ran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
In the Morning show.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Okay, let's talk about Tony mulay. So you were at
home depot Low's one of those places, one of the stores.
Speaker 12 (38:24):
How we can't say what it is because I just
don't want to divulge that information. Okay, So you went
to buy what I went to buy, a miner saw
a miner saw a miner saw, and how much are those?
Around four hundred dollars. You can get a cheap one
for like two, but I wanted like the middle of
the road, so it was about four hundred.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Okay. So what happened?
Speaker 12 (38:44):
So I went to the hardware store and as I
was price checking everything, I noticed that one was.
Speaker 24 (38:50):
Priced at forty two dollars. So I thought it was
a mistake.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
It couldn't be real.
Speaker 12 (38:58):
But I still put it in my cart and I
went up to to you know, the check out, right,
So as they're checking out, the lady wrings it up
and it comes up as an orbit sander.
Speaker 24 (39:06):
Now the orbit sander is about forty dollars.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Okay, So the miner saw was mislabeled.
Speaker 24 (39:11):
It was mislabeled.
Speaker 12 (39:12):
So the lady all suddenly was like, this isn't right,
This isn't right, So she calls a manager. So I
knew it wasn't right. But then I started to pretend
that I was getting really pissed off when I wasn't
because I knew it was wrong.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
You know, I got things to do.
Speaker 24 (39:25):
I got to get out of here.
Speaker 12 (39:27):
So then the manager comes, another manager comes, the guy
behind me sees that I'm getting this for forty two dollars.
Speaker 24 (39:32):
He sends his guy to go grab two more.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
So now they're in line.
Speaker 24 (39:37):
So then everybody's like, what's going on, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (39:39):
So then other.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
People go to grab more miner saws. So now it's
a line of people with micer saws. And now I'm
yelling because I got things to do and I got
to get.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
High out, and they're all, they're all going to screw
it up for you. Right, you probably could have snuck
out with a forty A forty two dollars miter saw
exactly right.
Speaker 24 (39:54):
So they stop everything.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
Everybody calmed down.
Speaker 24 (39:57):
Everybody calmed down.
Speaker 12 (39:58):
Managers are telling everybody mines closed, lines closed, go change
the price.
Speaker 24 (40:02):
Wow, I got away with a forty two dollars.
Speaker 10 (40:05):
Yeah, game in the system.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Everyone else. This is why I go to self check out,
by the way.
Speaker 12 (40:13):
I know I would I was trying to be honest.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
But but but Brody says, no, you screwed it up.
What I would have done, I would have bought two,
and I would have I would have thrown away the
receipt and take it back and get the full price, right,
which is thievery, which is thievery. I just like to
think of it as a good idea. I didn't say
I would don't. Oh, come on, no, I'm not a criminal.
(40:36):
How was that of being a criminal?
Speaker 24 (40:38):
I mean, put the price a chance.
Speaker 12 (40:41):
But the hardware store, being the nice story that they were,
gave it to me because it was their mistake, not mine, right,
I guess?
Speaker 3 (40:48):
So?
Speaker 8 (40:48):
Were you the only one? Did all the other people
get their sauce?
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Nope?
Speaker 24 (40:51):
See, I was the only one.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
This is where I get yelled at because I'm too honest.
I would see I would refuse to pay forty three
dollars for a four hundred dollars minor so al, I
just I feel like it's gonna bite me in the
ass eventually. Yeah, and I would say to the manager,
please charge me the real price for this saw.
Speaker 24 (41:07):
Oh no, not me.
Speaker 12 (41:08):
I acted like I had no idea what was going
on when, yeah, no charge me?
Speaker 3 (41:14):
There, here's it going to It even took you, Gandhi,
you would pay forty three dollars for a four hundred dollars?
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Absolutely, I would.
Speaker 12 (41:23):
But see, it took me about a month to even
get in there to buy the saw because it was
such a high end item, and I didn't want to
spend that much, and I was like, do I really
need this? But I needed to build a bar in
my basement, so it became a necessity. So after contemplating
this and price checking about one hundred of them, I
ended up getting it for forty two dollars.
Speaker 24 (41:43):
So really, KRM, it was on my side.
Speaker 8 (41:45):
Yeah, I mean, if you would have switched the price tag,
that's bout juju.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
No.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
I would never do that.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
No, no, I would never do that.
Speaker 8 (41:50):
It was just a mistake, all right.
Speaker 12 (41:53):
So yeah, so now I have a motosaw and I
build a beautiful bar in my basement.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
And guess what, and I think a little less of
you today. You're a scoundrel.
Speaker 17 (42:05):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tappen.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
All right, Danielle, all right, what's it all about?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
So Allison takes the four year old she baby sits,
named Nathan to the pool on the weekend.
Speaker 9 (42:16):
So Alison thought, well, maybe it'd be funny. We'll phone
tap Nathan's mom Laura.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
We'll say there's a little pool poop problem.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Okay, So no one likes poop in the pool.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
No, I love it all right? Here we gett's listen
to Danielle's phone tap. Period.
Speaker 9 (42:33):
This is Renee.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
I'm calling you from pool maintenance, a peoples that beach
club and everything.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Okay, you have a four.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Year old son named Nathan. Yes, is he all right?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah, he's fine, but the pool's not fine. Why is
it that we have poop.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
In the pool?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 19 (42:51):
What?
Speaker 9 (42:51):
Why are you laughing? It's not a joke, it's not funny.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (42:55):
Did someone poop in the pool?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I don't understand your son, Nathan's pool oop is in
the deep end of the pool. And I'm I'm sorry
you guys, I'm not I don't care.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
You're a work.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
This is my work, and there's poop in my pool.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
First of all, Nathan's four.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
And he's not that keen.
Speaker 14 (43:16):
I'm going to the deep end of the pool, so
I find it hard to believe that he that he is.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Okay, maybe it's floated there. I don't know how it
got there, but it's there. It's sitting there right now,
and you need to come and clean it.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
What.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, you need to come and clean the poop in
the pool.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Oh, I am sorry.
Speaker 9 (43:34):
But isn't that your job. No, that's not my job.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
If your child cannot go to the potty the proper way,
he should not be in the pool.
Speaker 9 (43:42):
You know he does know how.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
To go potty the proper way, obviously not if.
Speaker 9 (43:48):
He's pooping in the deep end.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
And why are the.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
First of all, this is not the first time that
it's happened. I think you should you should have a
talk with your babysitter because obviously she's not teaching you properly. Listen,
Can you hold on one second and I will absolutely
call the babysitter, find out and find out what.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
The hell happened.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
That's fine, but listen to me. You what time can
you be here to clean the poop up? Because I
had a clothes.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
I cannot believe work.
Speaker 25 (44:13):
I am working on the project.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I had a clothes.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
There's a floater in the pool, and you need to
do something about it. I will never What do you
teach your children at home? Do you just teach your
children that they can go where you?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Listen? You don't have time to listen to me.
Speaker 18 (44:29):
I don't have time for this bool go around.
Speaker 9 (44:32):
That's what in the pool, That's what's in the pool.
Speaker 25 (44:35):
Let me call the babysitter and just relax and do
your job.
Speaker 9 (44:38):
Okay, here's the thing of like rocket science.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Okay, it's just just because, please, could you just hold ornament.
I am at work and I cannot discuss this.
Speaker 9 (44:50):
Listen to me. Do not let your treat when you
are talking to me.
Speaker 10 (44:53):
Do you run this thing?
Speaker 18 (44:54):
Who are you?
Speaker 9 (44:55):
I'm in charge of the maintenance department.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
And maybe he needs those rubber pants or whatever that
they put on kids.
Speaker 9 (45:00):
You know what you're talking about. What the hell are
you feeding this kid? Oh my god, don't, Oh my god,
me get it done.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
You are the.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Person running this place.
Speaker 25 (45:11):
This is so inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Isn't it appropriate for your kids to take a dump
in my pool? I'm not coming down there and cleaning
up poop.
Speaker 8 (45:20):
That is ridiculous.
Speaker 14 (45:22):
It's ridiculous when you're.
Speaker 22 (45:24):
Gonna shut over yourself.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
So rue, He's okay, fine, I'll let it go if
you let me put you on the radio. This is
Daniel Manarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And
you just got phone tapped. Allison's playing a joke on you.
Oh my god, he didn't poop in the pool.
Speaker 20 (45:47):
Okay, now, I'm gonna go home and kill you.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 23 (45:58):
This phone true recorded.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
She granted by author the.
Speaker 17 (46:02):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. This he is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Hey, relationships are difficult. Heyoff, most of the time is great,
but there are moments where you just really just want
to well hit them in the face with a hot iron. Okay,
maybe an exaggerated exaggerating. You don't have to plug it in,
(46:42):
keep it cold, like I was. We were just talking
about yesterday. I was hanging out with Alex, my husband,
and of course Uncle Johnny's visiting, and uh, I figured
out after the day when we had to make decisions
like where to go for lunch or what to do this,
where to do that, he was like shooting down all
my ideas. Everything we did yesterday was what he wanted
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to do, and I kind of just had to like
I wanted to say something like, hey, this is a partnership.
I get to say something here, but I mean when
I get a vote, I didn't do it. I'm like, eh,
let is have a good day. Then last night we
start arguing about what we're gonna throw away because we're
gonna renovate some stuff in the house. He starts in
on me with my piano. Well that's gonna go I said, no,
(47:27):
it's not. Hell now, no, not even a conversation. Well,
this is my house too, I said, well, what's my
house too, that's my piano. I don't throw away pianos.
I don't throw away books. Those are things I don't
throw away. You're not to yes way, we're gonna get rid. No,
we're not. We're not not gonna happen. That piano is
staying right here. You know, will negotiate other things, but
(47:49):
not that. That's not it's not there's no negotiation there.
So in your relationships, I mean, where do you draw
the line. There's a line in the sand sometimes where
you disagree on things and one of you is gonna
ge your way and one of you is not, Like
how does this work for you? See?
Speaker 26 (48:05):
I think one of the things for me at least,
is I wish I had met Heather when I was younger,
because I feel like the older you get, the more
set in your ways you are.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
And I am totally immovable on things.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
Wed Hey, to be honest, you'll become more set in
your ways even when you're with her.
Speaker 26 (48:22):
Yeah, and so it just it it becomes very difficult
at times because there's a compromise that someone's not willing
to make, and a lot of times it's me, you know,
and I feel bad because I want that person to
have their way, but exactly.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Look, I don't want to argue with you, but you know,
sometimes I need to get it my way, you know.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Sometimes Okay, yeah, See there's little things that I'll just
give into right away.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
Like to me, it's like, okay, this is not worth
fighting over.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
But then if there's something that I really really believe in,
I will stand my ground.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
And be like, no, this is how I really feel good.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Yes, and hopefully he will respect.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Oh, of course he does.
Speaker 10 (49:00):
So I have a really hard time because everybody says,
you know, relationships are all about compromise, but at the
same time, never settle. And nobody can tell me what
the difference between compromising and settling is.
Speaker 8 (49:11):
So I think that I just act like a big
ass all the.
Speaker 10 (49:13):
Time and I'm like, we're gonna do what I want
to do because I'm not settling or compromising.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Look, at the end of the day, Gandhi. If he
wants to have a burger for lunch and you want
to have pancakes for lunch, and he gets his way
and you get a burger for lunch, it really isn't
the end of life. It's but after a while when
he gets to choose every single lunch you have and
you never ever get to say, well, that becomes a problem.
Speaker 10 (49:34):
Right, Yes, I agree, And I think everybody should have
their joint home together, and then each of you should
have your own apartments so you can slam a door
and decorate however you want to.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
It works for a lot of people.
Speaker 8 (49:46):
I think that would be great.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Alex and I we're not together every day of the week,
and I still don't get my way.
Speaker 8 (49:51):
Yeah, you keep that piano. See if you had your
own place all to yourself, that piano could be in
the middle of the room.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
No problem, That piano's not going anywhere. Yeah, Frog.
Speaker 19 (49:59):
Sometimes I let to make a decision that I know
is wrong, but I just let her do it, just
because that's the way she can see that it's wrong,
telling her that, oh my god, I'm being serious. So
the other day she wanted something painted a certain color,
and I said that that's not the right color.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
She's like, no, it will be. I'm like, it's not.
Speaker 19 (50:16):
She's like I like it. I'm like, okay, I painted
it there at that color and guess what, I was right,
it's not the right color.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
It caused me more work.
Speaker 19 (50:23):
But at the same time, I knew that she needed
to see that it wasn't the right color before just
arguing about.
Speaker 9 (50:27):
Her, why do you do this to us?
Speaker 3 (50:29):
But wait a minute, wait a minute. But on the
other hand, you may have painted it her way and
actually look back and said, oh, okay, this is a
nice color. At least you tried. You know, it.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
Looked like somebody backed up to it and just went.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
It was all crapped on new shutters.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
That's what it looked like.
Speaker 11 (50:49):
This is why I don't want to move in with
my girlfriend or anyone ever, because I see what happens
all this stuff. There's alldest resistance. Nobody wants to compromise.
Everyone's set in their ways. I'm set in my ways,
so I like the way I do things in my place.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Nothing wrong with that. And she could do stuff in
her place in her own space if that works for you, guys, amen,
for probably works for both of them. We don't know that, Danielle, stop,
I bet it. You know what, however you do it,
you know if you do it? Okay. So on Reddit
they did a question for married people, share the things
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you miss most about being single. Oh, I'll give you
a few things. Being where I left them. Not having
to consider anyone else but making a decision, got it.
Not having to justify myself to another adult if I'm
getting a takeout two days in a row, okay, Not
(51:47):
having to share my leftovers, cleaning the way I want,
having a thing about I have a thing about liking
to clean when no one else is around, just because
how I do takes time and has a weird system
to it. But they don't need to be judging just
being alone and being able to do whatever I want.
They missed that. Now they're married, they don't get that anymore.
Sleeping in the middle of the bed like a starfish.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
Oh yes, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Quiet Whenever I want quiet, I have it. I can
turn everything off and have quiet now with a wife
and three kids. No, it's a madhouse. He A person says,
I could I could go without all the farts like
we have fuse. We have a lot of fun in
our house, the excitement at first dating someone you like
well that goes away. Oh, sometimes controlling the remote, watching
(52:35):
anything without constant streaming commentary, traveling alone. I miss traveling alone.
Seeh I love traveling with someone. Money my money. With
my money, I could do whatever I wanted to do
with it.
Speaker 7 (52:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (52:46):
I don't understand that one either. I have a lot
of questions about the money.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
What are your questions about the money situation?
Speaker 10 (52:50):
So Nate had mentioned something earlier today where he was like, oh,
it's on me, but he's getting married.
Speaker 8 (52:55):
So isn't all that money the same money.
Speaker 10 (52:57):
Once you get married? Is there really a separate like
my money and your money? Because that's why I don't
want to believe in marriage, Like my money's my money.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
I don't know. I don't know, you know, like if
Alex and I go out for lunch, she'll go, hey,
I'm buying lunch today, or I am buying lunch. I
don't know it, just like everyone, everyone treats their finances differently.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
In my favorite is when I go away on a
trip and Sheldon goes go ahead, I go go ahead.
What go in your closet and figure out which pair.
I threw out, Nah, I said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (53:23):
He goes, You're never gonna know.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
You have so many damn shoes, You're never gonna know
which pair is gone. I'm like, y gosh, if you
touch my shoes you wear so.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Much, that is cruel. Psychological parents, He's just poking the
bear there. Totally, totally what's that frog?
Speaker 19 (53:39):
There was something in that list that triggered an argument
Lisa and I had on Saturday.
Speaker 6 (53:43):
So it's just how you clean.
Speaker 19 (53:44):
So Lisa doesn't clean the way that I think a
normal person cleans. When Lisa decides to clean the bathrooms,
she goes around and puts toilet bowl cleaner, like the
bleached stuff in the toll bowl, and just leaves it
for the day and then goes back and cleans it later,
which I think is strange. So the other day, I'm
driving home and I had to do I had to
do a number number two ski. So I'm I'm coming,
(54:05):
and you know how we have gp ass that your
button knows when you're getting close to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
Wow, where's this going?
Speaker 19 (54:13):
I get in the house, I run to the toilet,
I lift up the toilet and there's bleach everywhere.
Speaker 6 (54:18):
So now I've got a time out. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, We're.
Speaker 7 (54:21):
Not ready yet.
Speaker 19 (54:21):
I had to clean the bleach and I almost had
an accident, and I told her, I said, you can't
do that anymore. You can't just leave things, the bleach
in there, because I'm not gonna sit on that, Like.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
Is there a reason to leave bleach in there?
Speaker 19 (54:35):
Points while it sits there, and then she scrubs it later,
I'm like, no, no, no, no, just put it in there,
brush it, flush the toilet.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
We're done and it's ready. When I need it.
Speaker 14 (54:48):
To.
Speaker 8 (54:48):
You to clean the toilet, I will do half.
Speaker 5 (54:50):
You do the second half.
Speaker 6 (54:51):
Then just ask me to do it and I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
Line two are from Teresa from uh Amsterdam. Are you
calling it from Amsterdam? Teresa?
Speaker 22 (54:59):
I am Amsterdam, New York.
Speaker 8 (55:00):
How are you guys?
Speaker 3 (55:03):
Hey? Love it Amsterdam, New York. Anyway, you're moving in
with your You're moving in with your boyfriend. So you're
just now you're hearing this conversation, and I don't know
if you're freaking out or like, how are you with compromising?
Speaker 22 (55:15):
So I'm fine with compromising. I know he's more stubborn
than I am, which is fine. I'm learning as I go.
But I also learned that because we've been dating for
two years and it's a long distance, so I've learned
as we've been dating what he's okay with and what
I know I'll get away with. And just learning how
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each of us are has really helped, because we've learned
where there's compromising and when there's not, so that I
I don't find it a problem.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
Good, that's good. God, God bless you let me call me,
call me at a year.
Speaker 22 (55:54):
And definitely, well, thank you guys so much. I love
listening to you guys.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
Thank you, Teresa, have a great day. Well sure it's
all roses here. Hey, look, I wouldn't trade it in
for anything, but you know, look, that's a part of it.
You're gonna have some moments you don't agree on things,
and that's the moment I wish I'd never done this.
Not at all, Not at all. What's scary question?
Speaker 11 (56:20):
Are people who refuse to bend and compromise like bad
people who need to work better at their relationship?
Speaker 8 (56:26):
Yes, asking for a little bit, Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
Why do you never bend or compromise it's always your way.
I just think that my sometimes my decisions are better.
Speaker 5 (56:39):
Shifts are all about compromise.
Speaker 3 (56:42):
We all think our ideas are better. Scary, I mean,
I know.
Speaker 6 (56:45):
Some stuff we say off there is not supposed to.
But I got to repeat what scary?
Speaker 3 (56:48):
I'm sorry. I never let him talk go ahead from.
Speaker 19 (56:53):
So Nate asked Scary, He's like, who makes the decisions?
And Scary says, well, I always do. Robin doesn't give
a pushback.
Speaker 3 (56:59):
We just do.
Speaker 19 (57:00):
She lets me do whatever we want to do. I'll say, hey,
this is what we're doing when we go and Nate says, well,
does Robin ever get to make a decision? What happens then?
Is Scary paused and goes. I take it into consideration.
Speaker 11 (57:14):
That she's very, very you know, she'll go along with
pretty much everything. She's the most easy going person on earth.
Speaker 8 (57:20):
Okay, we want to save Robin.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah, now if it works for her, and maybe it's fine.
You know, it's everyone's different. I take things. I don't
just like throw it down. It's it's gotta be this
way or the way it sounds like it a little bit.
Speaker 10 (57:34):
I just I know the way he talks about it,
he's always like, oh, I don't I don't understand how
you guys have such pushback in your relationships all the time,
these disagreements. I get whatever I want all the time.
We're like, what get out of here?
Speaker 3 (57:45):
We were looking at him like we just saw a
car wreck.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
Even as a normal Do you have a golden penis
or something like?
Speaker 5 (57:54):
What's going on there?
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Something? Some people like that, But some people, by the way,
don't answer that scary some people like Daniel.
Speaker 19 (58:03):
Some people like not having to make a decision. Somebody
else makes the decisions and they just go with the flow.
Some people like that and that's okay.
Speaker 6 (58:09):
But always I don't know something.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
I bet you look, we know your girlfriend very well.
We know her. She she's a very very smart person.
I bet she gets her way more than you think
she does. She may make you think you get your
way a lot.
Speaker 8 (58:26):
But I don't know point.
Speaker 3 (58:28):
She's probably like she's the puppet master. She's manipulating you.
It is a great point, but to make decisions that
she will agree with. I am an alpha and beta.
Speaker 8 (58:40):
You are not an alpha.
Speaker 6 (58:41):
Is trying so hard to save you here. I don't
need your life raft I'll be fine.
Speaker 8 (58:50):
Out here in the shark something.
Speaker 3 (58:52):
Oh my god, I love I can't even well, you can't.
Speaker 8 (58:56):
You just heard her an alpha says, no actual alpha ever.
Speaker 17 (59:04):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (59:08):
I recently discovered I've never been sicker.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
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Speaker 17 (59:16):
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
I have a restraining order against them.
Speaker 17 (59:22):
Oh, Elvis d Urran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
How good of a friend are you if you aren't
afraid to tell your friends the person they're dating just
may not be the one. When red flags, yeah, when
you should, I do agree. Red flags are flying and
you're like, hey, I'm just noticing this this guy you're
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dating or this woman you're dating. It's just o and
apparently you know, their vision is clouded over by lust
by they got a hot body, or they're you know whatever.
I mean. At some point you feel like you should
say something, don't you.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I think it's you're that close to the person then
you should say something because you don't want them to
get to the point where you know, it gets really
serious and they move to the next step. If you're
seeing these red flags this early in the relationship, is
a little something going.
Speaker 10 (01:00:27):
On, Yeah, but they have to be meaningful red flags.
It can't just be you being a jerk because you
don't like this.
Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Run like a real red flag.
Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Well, for instance, if they say to you, God, I
really like her a lot, or I like him a lot,
but there's this one thing she does, it's like, oh God,
I don't know, there's a red flag. They're recognizing the
red flag. They're telling you the red flag, and you're saying, well,
don't you hear what you're saying, you're really you got
a red flag flying. It's flopping in the breeze. Yes. Carry.
Speaker 11 (01:00:58):
I know someone who's very early in the relationship and
she wants him to FaceTime her immediately. She used these
random spot checks when he's out with his friends, all
of a sudden, FaceTime me now and then, or she'll
just FaceTime to see where he is and what he's.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Up to do.
Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
Right, So I just said, I said, that's a red flag.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
You guys have no trust.
Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
In the relationships. Ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
I mean, she's got a trust that you're doing the
right thing, And.
Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
Are you sure that's why she's doing it? Are you
sure they don't just communicate that way?
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Who the hell does that?
Speaker 27 (01:01:29):
You're out with the boys, you're out with the boys expects?
Speaker 11 (01:01:35):
Hey, why aren't you answering my FaceTime right now? Well,
you know I'm out with my boys right now.
Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
Don't don't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Okay, that flag could not be more red. Three months
frog he's going to say something that.
Speaker 19 (01:01:48):
Was gonna say, well, does he have a track record
as he'd lied to hear in the past about where
he is. Maybe if that's happened, maybe that's the problem.
But if it's only three months in, yeah, it's an issue.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
No, are you sure positive?
Speaker 15 (01:01:59):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Well, so, so the groundwork is is being the place?
Speaker 15 (01:02:05):
How do you say that though, because I know I've
encountered the situation and I want to say something, but
I also don't want to crush their hopes and dreams
of a relationship.
Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
You at your relationship, did your relationship exactly?
Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
And and if they defend it, they defend the relationships,
then okay, You've said your piece and then you move on. Okay,
So you can only say so much, you can't go
on and on about.
Speaker 15 (01:02:27):
So let's say where we're at dinner and yeah, you
know I'm dating this girl, and uh yeah, I have
to pick her up take her to the airport.
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
And you know, then she asks that I pick her
up at the airport and drive her to her house.
I mean, okay, by the way, if you're listening anyplace
other than New York City, then this is really relevant.
In New York. You don't drive people to the airport.
You just don't.
Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
People, Daniel, that's a red flag. Well, I mean, look
if you live, if you live in Manhattan, let's say,
and there's an airport, I mean you got to get
a get a car out of a garage, and it's like, no,
just take an Uber. Really, you live in the suburbs
a little different. You know, I do too. You know,
(01:03:16):
I'm still not going to drive for the airport. But anyway,
you know, there was a red flag. It's like, I
insist you take me to the airport. Well, you know, Uber,
it's right there. That's not as big a red flag
as the facetiming down of nowhere when you know.
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I don't know, it's like the check in, like, where
are you? I want to know where you are at
all times?
Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
What the only reason that I'm a little hesitant on
this based on the way you guys are looking at it.
Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
Yes, very crazy.
Speaker 10 (01:03:41):
I do that to my sister all the time, but.
Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
But I will I do it to my friends. I
do it to people.
Speaker 10 (01:03:47):
I'm like, why aren't you answering when I need you
at this moment right now with you?
Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Then there's a red flag on Gandhi right there?
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Red flag?
Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Hold on, there's a flag on the play. There's a
flag on the play.
Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
I guess too know. I mean, when you think about
this stuff, does all of us have red flags?
Speaker 10 (01:04:03):
Every single one of us? Of course some have really
major red flags. I'm looking right at you, just like me.
I just at what point do you cut people off
for one thing?
Speaker 8 (01:04:17):
We all have these things.
Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
But I just think, like something like that, where you
need to know everywhere I am at every moment three
months in is just for the future.
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
It's not good. I'm better it is going to.
Speaker 10 (01:04:29):
I worry that one might be crazy, but I'm just saying,
like a red flag doesn't necessarily mean you have to
cut it off immediately.
Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
Red flag, of course, not exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Look, I said it earlier. I'll say it again. If
you want to say something and you feel like you
owe it to them, and then you say it, but
then you got to leave it up to them. That's
all you can do. If they have to learn on
their own, right.
Speaker 19 (01:04:48):
If you let it go now, it's going to be
a problem later. So if you if you set a
precedent of letting it go now, and it's hard to
say something later down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Yeah, then when something happens and then you say, well
I kind of knew, they go Why didn't you tell me?
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Why didn't you tell me that?
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Oh? But I did back on March March ninth. That night, Hey,
let's talk talk to Hannah. Oh, I'm beautiful Burlington, Vermont.
I love Burlington from Mont, Hannah, what a beautiful place
to live. You love living there?
Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
I absolutely love it.
Speaker 25 (01:05:17):
This is the best place to live.
Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
I got it, I got it all right. So we're
talking about red flags. Do you have a friend that
you actually had to talk off a ledge with a
red flag? Or were you the red flag person? Or
what's going on here, Hannah? What's your story?
Speaker 16 (01:05:32):
So?
Speaker 25 (01:05:33):
I wish that I had listened to my friends when
they noted all my exes red flags. I was with
my ex for nine years, and from the beginning, my
friends and my family tried to tell me all about
his red flags, and I just would not listen.
Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Yeah. The thing is is they told you. Do you
remember them telling you?
Speaker 25 (01:05:55):
Oh, totally, I remember them telling me. They so hard
to get me to listen.
Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
I know, But at some point, like I said, you
got they have to be there for you, as your family,
as your friends and say hey, red flag, red flag,
that's all they can do. You had to learn on
your own. I mean, you were on your own. You're
an adult. You can make your own decisions, right right.
Speaker 25 (01:06:16):
I totally think that. You know, you can say all
you want about red flags and everything, but until they
want to change or they want to do what they
have to do or what they think they have to do, Like,
there's nothing really you can say.
Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Hey, let me ask you this. Well, by the way,
I'm assuming you're out of this relationship and you're doing
much better now, right, All good?
Speaker 25 (01:06:37):
Yeah? I am currently married and beautiful baby and super happy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Oh cool, cool, Okay, that's all good news. So we're
talking about sharing locations with your phone, like for instance, Gandhi,
she and all of her friends they have this network
where they all know where each other are at all times. Yes,
but when you're dating someone, God, he's asking like, how
soon is too soon to start sharing locations?
Speaker 20 (01:07:05):
Oh that's a tough one.
Speaker 25 (01:07:07):
My husband and I do share locations, but we didn't
start sharing locations until I got pregnant, So I don't
know what would be too soon. I feel like maybe honestly,
until you're married.
Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Yeah, yeah, you know, Alex and I we don't share
locations at all, and I don't Okay, I don't. I
totally trust everything's fine, But for other the only reason we.
Speaker 25 (01:07:33):
Have location it's for safety, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Exactly, safety first, but not like snooping around knowing where
you are. But in a relationship, if you're just starting
to date someone and they go, hey, you know, I know,
we've been dating each other for like a month, and
I've had so much fun, let's share locations a month?
I don't know. No way, Yeah, which way too early?
Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Maybe if you're in an uber, you know, and you
want to make sure the person got someplace exactly, but
I don't want yeah exactly, I hate that.
Speaker 10 (01:08:01):
That one's extra turkey now, especially because when you first
start dating somebody, until they've been to your home or
you've been to theirs, you.
Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
Don't want them to know where you live.
Speaker 10 (01:08:09):
I wouldn't share that location for a long time, and
even then I don't want you to know when I'm home.
Speaker 8 (01:08:13):
People are crazy, people do crazy things.
Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
I don't know anyway. All right, well, listen, thank you
for your call, Hannah. Have a beautiful day and beautiful Birthington, Vermont.
I love it up there. It's so gorgeous. Oh so much,
thank you, thanks for listening. God scary. Remember your roommate
whose girlfriend used to rip her hair out and leave
it on the bathroom floor to kind of mark her territory. Yup,
(01:08:35):
she used to spray her perfume on pillows and things.
Speaker 11 (01:08:38):
No horror show now. I had warned him, these are
red flags. Get out now while you can. She ended
up being all kinds of crazy. She went that crap
level one to ten in about two months.
Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
And then he's like, I'm sorry, I should have listened
to you, and I'm like, I told you so.
Speaker 8 (01:08:55):
Ripping out your hair, oh my god, oh yes, you're.
Speaker 11 (01:08:57):
Everywhere she's just spread it everywhere because in case another
woman came over her hair.
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
Well, look, you know, if you're dating.
Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Someone like that and be your friends just saying red flag,
you'd like to think, Well, you may think that's a
red flag, but I know them better because i'm dating them,
so maybe I'm seeing something in them you don't see. Well,
maybe maybe there is a.
Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Red flag going yeah, because sometimes you're just blinded by
like oh my gosh, they're so hot, or you're drunk,
right exactly, and so you know, because you can't see
because you're booty drunk, sometimes it takes somebody else to say, hello,
work the hell up.
Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Have the booty drunk glasses on. As the best person.
Speaker 10 (01:09:38):
Boy drunk like ever in the history of relationships, a
friend has said to another friend who is deeply in
love with someone, Hey, this person has a red flag.
And the friend said, you know what, You're right, I'm
gonna listen to you and just move right along. No,
they have to experience it for themselves, probably for the
most part, at.
Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
The very least, if someone came to me and said, hey,
red flag going on here, I would go, oh, no,
everything's fine, it's okay. But at least it's now it's
been registered.
Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Yeah, you're thinking about it, so.
Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
At least you know it's it's something I'm thinking about.
Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Okay, they can.
Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Show.
Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
I'm gonna play hooky.
Speaker 17 (01:10:10):
Goodbye Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Hey can we talk about this brushing your teeth? Why
is it something so simple like this causes such an
argument in this show?
Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
It was so much drama in the back, so screaming, Yeah,
someone flipped a table.
Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Do you water toothpaste and then water? I do?
Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
I need to moisten my bristles right, and then the
toothpaste goes on, and then I must moisten the toothpaste
otherwise it seems too dry and I'm out. But you're
saying Daniel, saying.
Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
No, see I am. I was just thinking what you
just said. I am toothpaste, water and then my mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
It seems like that would be enough because you can
water your bristles bristles after the toothpas.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
I feel like if I water it beforehand, then I
feel like when I put the toothpaste on, it's gonna
get a little soggy.
Speaker 19 (01:11:20):
No, because what you're doing when you first put it
under there before the toothpaste is you're washing the poopicles.
Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
They could be around the room. They kind of they
get wash.
Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
That is not washing.
Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Sorry, I feel like it's all mental.
Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
My toilet is not in the same room as my toothbrush.
Speaker 8 (01:11:35):
Oh fancy pooples move.
Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Around then they can They don't see doors and walls.
Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
They bandy.
Speaker 10 (01:11:40):
What say you, I'm water toothpaste, water brush. But I
found out Andrew is basically just like toothpaste and into
the mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
That's so dry you could you could that's chafing. You
could have chafing. I don't know your mouth.
Speaker 10 (01:11:56):
I've told you I think he's a serial killer, and
there are just more reason.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
And I feel like, yeah, okay, what what do you say?
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
I also feel like if you put it in your
mouth before you wet it, it's like it's gonna be like.
Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Fy.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
The whole thing is not going to be used the
way it's supposed to be used. You don't get the
most out of your toothpaste that one.
Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
Before you put it in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
So, Andrew, do you moisten it before you put it
in your mouth? Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
Wow, we're going there.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
I'm talking about toothpaste and toothbrush.
Speaker 28 (01:12:29):
So I you just go right in, Yeah, jam your
you have natural saliva, that is your moistener.
Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Well, I tell you, but in the morning, in the morning,
I don't have as much saliva as I do. Like
right now. You should see how much saliva I have
right now.
Speaker 28 (01:12:48):
You know, in the morning, I feel like you get
like a coating and then you wash it afterwards.
Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
They have a very stricter team.
Speaker 28 (01:12:54):
It takes me two minutes thirty seconds every time I
brush my teeth.
Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 28 (01:12:58):
Holgate toothbrush, that's good. I brush my teeth through it.
At the end, I wet the toothbrush and then I
go back in just like get.
Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
It all off.
Speaker 28 (01:13:06):
That's the toothpaste your.
Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
Mouth at the end.
Speaker 24 (01:13:10):
And no, no I do.
Speaker 28 (01:13:12):
I wash it after I'm done with my routine, put
it back and then.
Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
You're not supposed to swallow toothpaste. That's not good.
Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
No, no, no, I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Don't can tell you you're not supposed to you can.
Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
I'm not saying you eat a tube every day. I'm
just saying it's not it's not going to kill you.
What's scary so I go the extra step. I do
water toothpaste, water, and then I press the toothpaste into
the bristles with my finger.
Speaker 28 (01:13:36):
Oh that I have toothpaste for all of my teeth.
See that's more psychotic than anything I just said.
Speaker 9 (01:13:42):
It actually is.
Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
Wait, can we back up? I don't understand that at all.
You do what? It's water, toothpaste, water?
Speaker 11 (01:13:48):
But then I take the toothpaste with my thumb and
I press, I smash it into the bristles.
Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
You get your dirty ass finger on your to do that?
Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Why do you do that? Because when you're rushing, it
doesn't it push the toothpas But what if you had
pushed through on your toilet paper with your fingers earlier? No,
I'm in the shower when I okay, you got ball, Okay,
don't get Scotty started. Scotty. Do you hear that? No,
Scott squatch Scottie, just like you vomit, Daniel when you
hear about mayonnaise. Watch this, hey, Scottie, what Scary actually
(01:14:19):
brushes his teeth in the shower. My body is tingling.
It's the scut that's broke if it goes between your toes.
Speaker 10 (01:14:25):
No, no, Scary do you soap your feet.
Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
Yes, I do feet, okay, you know?
Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
And then you and then you use that same finger
to brush your teeth and push the.
Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
No shave in the shower.
Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
Do you use a washcloths?
Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
You waste a lot of water?
Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
No, that's west water.
Speaker 11 (01:14:41):
Then I don't have to do the you know, go
to the you know, the vanity and the vanity.
Speaker 10 (01:14:47):
Every day we find out more about the people we
work with, and it makes me uncomfortable, just a little
more uncomfortable everything. I just got word from someone I
won't say who that. Andrew also eats a hot dog
with zero condiments, just the hot dog, literally raw dogs.
Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
I can raw dog it too. I prefer I prefer condiment,
but I can raw dog it as well.
Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
At least use a bun.
Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Yes, no, please, Josh. The tournament is that the inside source.
Not surprised. Don't ask Josh. He's been a raw dogging
That's why he's always sick. Look, we all do things
and people don't understand, people don't agree with, and that's
making us unique. What's that end?
Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Does he shower?
Speaker 14 (01:15:31):
Like?
Speaker 28 (01:15:31):
When when you shower, is the first thing you do
brush your teeth or is it the last thing you
do that's very important to this.
Speaker 11 (01:15:38):
I just jumper, I wash.
Speaker 28 (01:15:41):
No, and then so you're using after you wash your
whole body, that same thumb is pressing down toothpaste.
Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
I washed other parts of your body that might not
be totally.
Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
Uses uses a washcloth.
Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Okay, all right, all right? How often do you wash
the washcloth?
Speaker 19 (01:16:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
I change it like every three or four days.
Speaker 9 (01:16:07):
Gonna take three to four weeks.
Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
You should use a new washcloth every day.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
I would take that washtalk cloth. I would take that
washcloth and I'd put it in boiling water in Mao.
I'd make scary teeth.
Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
You don't use a new wash cloth every time you
get in the shower.
Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
No, I don't have that many wash cloths.
Speaker 19 (01:16:25):
Wahcloths are not that expensive. I'll buy you something a
few big package. I'm glad we could have this conversation.
Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
So the original question was do you a water toothpaste? Water?
Or be water toothpaste? See toothpaste water? And indeed, just
like Andrew toothpaste, and.
Speaker 7 (01:16:43):
That's it toothpaste.
Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
You can't bolt me.
Speaker 28 (01:16:47):
You're the one sticking your hand places and going into
your mouth with it.
Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
He's mister, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
We had this time together.
Speaker 17 (01:16:57):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis and Elvister phone tap.
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
I think Garrett has it today? Yes, all right, Garrett.
What is your phone tap all about?
Speaker 29 (01:17:04):
So Jackie wanted us to play a phone tap on
her parents, Marie and Anthony. Now mom and dad are
on a little mini vacation but are having a graduation
party this weekend for their daughter, Jackie and she's graduating
high school. So Anthony scheduled for his pool to be cleaned,
so everything's nice at the house when people come over
for the party. Right, So Jackie's going to start the
call to dad. Then I'm going to be the guy cleaning,
(01:17:26):
So you're the pool boy. Yes, I'm the vunerable.
Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Here we go. Here's Garrett's phone tap.
Speaker 18 (01:17:30):
Hello, Hey, Mom, what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
You guys are going to clean the pool today?
Speaker 14 (01:17:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
They should be there soon. I just woke up.
Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
But they're draining the pool right now?
Speaker 18 (01:17:39):
Are they supposed to do that?
Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
No, they're supposed to clean it.
Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
What's happening?
Speaker 20 (01:17:44):
Well, they're they're putting all the water like they're taking
it out, and that it's going into.
Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
The nile running down our hill right now, Anthony they're
draining the pool.
Speaker 13 (01:17:53):
Are back on the phone there at the house and
they're draining the pool.
Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 14 (01:18:00):
Give me Jackie, what's going on, Jackie?
Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
They came over to clean the pool, but they're draining it.
Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
It's like literally on your water when.
Speaker 24 (01:18:06):
They drained the pool.
Speaker 21 (01:18:07):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
What do we need training it to?
Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
The water's in the tree?
Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Who is training the pool?
Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
Whoever you hired for that?
Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
You can get the guy in the phone. Excuse me
because my dad there seems to be an issue. All right, Hello,
who's this?
Speaker 26 (01:18:23):
Can any who?
Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Will you? Anthony?
Speaker 14 (01:18:25):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
This is Devin. I work with Bill?
Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
Okay, so what do you work with?
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Bill? So? What's going on with what I'm hearing? With
the dreaming of the pool?
Speaker 7 (01:18:34):
What do you do?
Speaker 14 (01:18:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 30 (01:18:34):
No, you wanted the pool drained and and their linery s?
Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
No? I never no, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Wants to pool drained.
Speaker 27 (01:18:42):
Was celebrating my daughter's graduation.
Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Wait the party? So Bill never drinks the pool, Lucky
for you.
Speaker 29 (01:18:50):
Like when I got here, there was a little issue
on the liner, So I want to I want to
take a look at it, and uh, we'll get the
pool back up.
Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
And run in about you know, a week.
Speaker 7 (01:18:58):
Or so week a show.
Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Let's click. I don't have pipe for this. I never
asked you for the bull to be gret.
Speaker 30 (01:19:05):
Trust me on this. All right, we'll get it all fixed.
Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
We'll send you the bill all it will be good.
And get the hell out of here. What are you
sending me the bill?
Speaker 30 (01:19:13):
I didn't order this, but I I found a problem.
Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Get keep Bill. Where is Bill?
Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
That's the guy ideals?
Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
I don't know you.
Speaker 18 (01:19:22):
Get out of my house.
Speaker 30 (01:19:24):
I'm not in your house. I'm outside your house. Lovely house.
By the way. I love what you did with the mulch.
Speaker 27 (01:19:29):
Bill is Get the hell out of my house.
Speaker 30 (01:19:32):
Get Bill is on vacation right now.
Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
So call him. Get Bill on the phone right now. Buie,
you go to the spot. I can't. I can't go
with you right now.
Speaker 30 (01:19:42):
Go figure straight to voice mail. He's on vacation.
Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
I'm on vacation.
Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
You give me the bill right now.
Speaker 30 (01:19:50):
It sounds like you could use the spa. Okay, why
don't you head to the spa.
Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
I will fix the liner a new ques wreak your
neck and still I'm gonna flinging you in there.
Speaker 7 (01:20:07):
Get up out of my house.
Speaker 30 (01:20:09):
Yeah, I just talked to your dad, gonna finish up
the pool.
Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Here, you have cash you can pay.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yeah, that's playing that works.
Speaker 13 (01:20:15):
I think I know where you're not handing over cash
to the pool.
Speaker 7 (01:20:19):
Oh, you just told them to finish the job.
Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Stop to finish the job, Jackie. You're not giving over
any check.
Speaker 18 (01:20:26):
Can I just use your credit card.
Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
I'll use the annex to say that.
Speaker 7 (01:20:29):
What's the matter with you? You're not paying the guy.
Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
I didn't hunt this guy to get out of the
house all the polly.
Speaker 14 (01:20:36):
Now.
Speaker 29 (01:20:37):
Hey, hey Anthony, my name's actually Garth from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapp
by your daughter.
Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
What what I got your dad?
Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
My, hu's very funny. You give me a heart at time, like, hey, Anthony,
you you've done enough. Shut up.
Speaker 23 (01:20:58):
This tree. Recorded permission granted by all participation the.
Speaker 17 (01:21:02):
Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis Terran in the
Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Hey Danielle discovered a new apple. Excited hold on, she
just discovered a new apple.
Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Yes, so I was in the grocery.
Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
I was in shopwright actually, and they have a woman
who she stands in the front and she tries to
like push different things all the time, what's on sale.
But she's very good at it.
Speaker 9 (01:21:31):
That's what I ever doing.
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
So the other day she had this apple and I
was like, it's an apple, and she goes, oh, no, no,
it's called the wild Twist apple. So she has samples
and little cups and I'm like, oh, let me, let
me get us some. Oh my gosh, it's a cross
between a honey crisp and a Crippo's pink or like
a pink Lady apple together.
Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
I don't know how. I guess they, you know, somehow
put them together. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
It's so sweet and so delicious. And I was like, really,
the next day I went back and bought a whole
bag of them. I cannot stop thinking about these apples.
Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
They're so good.
Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
And I like a really good sweet apple, like a
Fooji apple is usually what I go for. These are
so much better. You will taste the difference and you
will love them. And know they're not paying me to
say this.
Speaker 8 (01:22:18):
Did you you really know your app apple business?
Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
Wild Twist apples wild.
Speaker 9 (01:22:22):
I'm telling you you don like it.
Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
It is a It is a genetically modified apple.
Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
That's what scares me. Genetically modified scares me.
Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Well, okay, it's a it's scary ones. You know, if
it's a GMO apple, it's a non GMO apple. Oh okay, okay,
you over there, you and you so mister healthy here.
Speaker 16 (01:22:41):
Now.
Speaker 19 (01:22:43):
No, there was something the other day about a new
banana that you could peel and twelve hours after you
peel it, it's not brown.
Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
It's still right. It doesn't go black.
Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Okay, Well that's not with the apple, this isteer apple.
Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
That's why I questioned it. If you're saying it's not GMO,
then I'm all in.
Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
They just twisted the vines together.
Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Now, keep in mind a lot of things we grew
up eating. We're all genetically modified at some point. They
never they weren't original to the earth. Whatever. Yeah, I mean,
I'm going to go so far as to say that
at least at least half of the things in your
produce department were not even a thing years ago. They
(01:23:24):
were invented in a in a lab, the test tube.
Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
And don't even get into chickens and mark chickens.
Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
So back to this apple. It's so good, Okay, it
really is.
Speaker 9 (01:23:36):
It's so sweet.
Speaker 10 (01:23:38):
Yeah, I know we've talked about this before, but whenever
you travel to another place and you have the fruit
in another country, it's so much better.
Speaker 8 (01:23:45):
Yeah, it's different, so much better because we.
Speaker 10 (01:23:46):
Pump it full of water to make them bigger, which
takes away the flavor and then whatever else.
Speaker 8 (01:23:51):
We're doing to them.
Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
Lemons in Italy there I've said it. Oh really, oh yeah,
especially if you're on the Amalfi Coast, you're down you know,
south southern it lemons are big and I for breakfast,
I would just slice them in half, but salt on
them and eat them for eat a lemon for breakfast,
and people look at me like, no, press.
Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
My youngest eats lemon all the time, just like that.
He cuts it up. I heard it's not good for
your enamel on your.
Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Falling out.
Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Like bananas.
Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Mango is another car I know, so sweet. Just go
to the Caribbean and there are lot of There's a
lot of great fruits there. Hey. I was gonna say,
oh god, you know in and out of my brain?
Do you guys get brain? The brain farts a lot
all the Are you having one now, Nate? Are you
brain farting every day?
Speaker 14 (01:24:37):
Like that?
Speaker 16 (01:24:38):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
This moment. Yeah I did, okay, natera, Nate, it was
your butt. Yeah, my butt farted. Oh I got this
story for you, Gandhi. You know how Gandhi loves hot sauce.
Wh Where does this fascination with hot sauce come from?
Speaker 10 (01:24:57):
I mean, I grew up in an Indian household and
everything is spicy, so I just got very used to
eating spicy food. So now whenever I go anywhere, I
would like a little extra spice and probably what is provided.
Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Well, the tw Garner Food Company in Winston Salem, North Carolina.
One of the products they make is Texas Peat hot sauce.
Oh yeah, okay, Well, their factory literally caught on fire.
Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
Oh oh what happened?
Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
I just think it's kind of funny A hot sauce
factory caught on fire.
Speaker 6 (01:25:26):
How sad?
Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
No injury?
Speaker 8 (01:25:27):
Okay, good.
Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Let's see what else is going on here in the
news news that Gandhi forgot.
Speaker 14 (01:25:32):
Uh oh.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
An eighteen year old kid from Utah named Luke had
to quit baseball when he got diagnosed with an autoimmune disease.
But he's switching gears. He just became the first kid
from Utah to get a scholarship for cornhole.
Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Oh hell yeah, Okay, he's.
Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Now playing for Winthrop University, South Carolina, known as having
the best cornhole program in the country. So look, one
door closes, another opens.
Speaker 8 (01:25:54):
Are there a lot of cornhole program?
Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
I guess a cornhole opened a group of Burger King
employees in Minnesota. They pay tribute to a longtime customer
by having his name engraved in his favorite chair at
the Burger King. Now, is there any institution, any business
in America where you have your name either permanently affixed
(01:26:18):
to the wall or a chair or a booth.
Speaker 8 (01:26:21):
No, I had a menu item for a second and
they closed down.
Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Yeah, they closed down. Well does it say anything about
me that it admits that I have my name engraved
on not one, but two barstools?
Speaker 14 (01:26:32):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:26:32):
That tracks?
Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
I see that.
Speaker 8 (01:26:34):
Where are they?
Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
I get so drunk you can't find them? No one
actually is. The place is no longer there but MV
and Burnersville, New Jersey. I have at the Elvis Strand
barstool unless they took it down. I don't know. Scary
your name isn't like yeah posted somewhere.
Speaker 31 (01:26:52):
There's a tribute to me at my alma mater, Mark
Twain Intermediate School in Coney Island, where I was part
of I was inducted in to the Mark Twain Alumni
Hall of Fame. So there's like, I guess, like, who
else famous is from Mark Twain?
Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
I believe?
Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Was it Marssa Tomey?
Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (01:27:10):
Oh, she does afternoons on Power one O five. Angie
Martinez went to mar was also inducted the year after.
Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
I was so, yeah, my name is Angie Martinez.
Speaker 7 (01:27:21):
I was number one, she was number two.
Speaker 8 (01:27:23):
Congratulations, I was.
Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
I'm ensuring to the glass case about me. That's nice,
like a pair of your underwear and your your first poopy?
What about you, Froggy? Aren't you listed somewhere? Is your
name somewhere?
Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Aren't we all?
Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
And didn't we? We all painted on the wall of
some steakhouse somewhere?
Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Artis right?
Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
Was it not?
Speaker 14 (01:27:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
No, the palm, Yeah that's out of business. Oh yeah,
that location went.
Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
Out of answer your question.
Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
No, they put our picture open the wall right next
to the bathroom. Norwegian Bliss. I think the ship has
our name somewhere.
Speaker 8 (01:27:59):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Yeah? I didn't know that.
Speaker 27 (01:28:01):
I was just on it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
I would have looked they hit it. They're not proud. Uh, Elvis,
your name? Your name is in Chicago at the Radio
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 8 (01:28:11):
What about your Walk of Fame star?
Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
And yes, oh yeah, in the Hollywood Walking I have
a star. You can't see it, so it's it's got
chewing gum.
Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
In New York at that New York Up, New York,
New York, Nate, where's your name?
Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Is your name on the wall in Eerie Pennsylvania somewhere?
Don't think so. I don't think it's anywhere. Your name
is on the menu at Duffy's, Elvis, you got a
sandwich named after you.
Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (01:28:33):
Look at this.
Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
The burger a Duffy's in Sutton Island. I know we
won best Burger. I don't think it's on the menu. Okay,
well he's sort of correct.
Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Maybe I'll take it anyway. The point is this, do
everything you can in life to get your name permanently
affixed to something, A barstool, a burger.
Speaker 8 (01:28:54):
What Brandon has a tattoo of a bug on his
arm because he calls me bug? Does that count?
Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:28:59):
Okay, done, It's on a human.
Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Look at what we've done. We just went on for
about fifteen minutes talking about absolutely nothing of any importance whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
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Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
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difference be doing a show on a ferry. You can't leave.
There was a moment where we're like, thank you so
much and we turn around to like go, and we're
still in the middle of the water when we do this.
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Speaker 17 (01:29:39):
Today, Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Show, I'm gonna play hooky. Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Let's hobble across that finish line with a family.
Speaker 27 (01:30:00):
If you.
Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
The worst host ever, thank you. We're going old school
based on your suggest you know. But so we're going
guys and dolls.
Speaker 15 (01:30:10):
So the fellas we got Froggy, Scary and Scottie and
the ladies Danielle Gandhi and Elvis.
Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Clouds. I'm probably a lady today. All right, luck luck
be a lady tonight.
Speaker 8 (01:30:24):
God, alright, Duran, you're on our team.
Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Just remember that I men. I mean you know that
means nothing. That means absolutely not. That means you are
going to shine up a diamond. That means the guys
are going to win.
Speaker 14 (01:30:35):
So here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
All right. The first Hey, by the way, stop that
if you were recalled the last several times we played this,
my team has always one because you were on both teams.
Don't know it's it doesn't matter anyway. Go ahead, here
we go.
Speaker 15 (01:30:49):
The first survey question on the board, our survey to
our massive studio audience. Name a phrase a cop might
say on the job that they might also say in bed,
I asked you, Danielle. A phrasey cop might say on
the job that they might also say in bed, put.
Speaker 8 (01:31:10):
Your hands above your head, show me your hands.
Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
However, the number two number two, the number three number.
Speaker 15 (01:31:22):
Sorry that that's so we're gonna go to the team
fellas Froggy made me phrase a cop might say on
the job that they might also say.
Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
In bed, what are you going to do with that weapon?
We didn't have cops and porn. I'm sorry team, ladies,
are you ready to play?
Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:31:48):
Yeah, do it?
Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Here we go, so Gandhi. Phrasey cop might say on
the job might also say in.
Speaker 8 (01:31:53):
Bed, don't move.
Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
That's good, that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
Yes response, Okay. I can't imagine being bed with when
I're telling them to freeze. Please. Three more answers on
the board. We're going to you, Elvis Duran.
Speaker 15 (01:32:10):
Name a prison cop might say on the job that
they might also say in bed, A careful with those teeth.
Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Hear a copy of the people who are dangerous with
their top say that? So uh, back to you there,
Dan yelle.
Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
Something with handcuffs, so like I'm going to cuff you now,
or you know, something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
Oh so close.
Speaker 15 (01:32:35):
Didn't make the number six, So sorry too, buzzes. And
that wasn't Elvis's fault, believe it or not. Back to you, Gandhi.
One buzz left. Three answers left. Name a phrase a
cop might say on the job that they might also
say in bed.
Speaker 10 (01:32:52):
Are we talking about like someone maybe taking a prisoner
prison questions?
Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
This?
Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
You're you might be on this right line.
Speaker 8 (01:33:01):
Of like a bendover, bend over, I'm going bend over
and cough.
Speaker 15 (01:33:08):
Dam But no cigar. We're going to you team fellas.
Elvis feel free to play because that's I got one,
I got.
Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
One, I got one, I got one?
Speaker 16 (01:33:18):
What you got?
Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Spread? Spread them? That's good. What about you have the
right to remain silent or you're under arrest like just
cop thing or if it's a drunk driving stop blow here.
I think spread them? Elvis has behind your back, hands
behind your back, like the fact that Elvis is on
your team.
Speaker 19 (01:33:38):
You know that when Danielle used turns into something in
my hands, having the hands that's covered in.
Speaker 15 (01:33:42):
Daniells so raisy cop might say on the job that
they might also say in bed turn around.
Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
How about why why such a hurry? Little lady?
Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
Tell me that one.
Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Face away from all right?
Speaker 15 (01:33:56):
We have an answer here, boy, Yeah, spread them, bread them,
Spread what you're going with?
Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
If it's not there, it should be the number four
most popular response. The two you were missing? You get
down the last one?
Speaker 15 (01:34:17):
Hold it, hold it well, it's probably hold it like that.
Speaker 8 (01:34:22):
But I have a question. Can we trade players at
this point?
Speaker 7 (01:34:26):
Again?
Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
You know what, I'm going to allow the substitution on
your team anyway, who do you want? Hold on? Wait,
you're trading me.
Speaker 8 (01:34:34):
Yes, yes, yes, like major league because here's the thing.
He's going to play for us anyway, right, ye?
Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Hold on, hey, hey, to be fair, the host told
me to answer. I was following the instructions.
Speaker 7 (01:34:44):
That's thought.
Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
You were going to give some wildly inappropriate response, not
the correct.
Speaker 8 (01:34:48):
Let me tell you to answer again.
Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Spread them is a great response.
Speaker 8 (01:34:52):
You want to trade their Gandhi, daniel We should try them?
Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
The all right, Scotty, you're now a lady. Don't we
have to approve we do? You know what they say?
The enemy?
Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
You know?
Speaker 14 (01:35:06):
Is what?
Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Anyway? Go ahead double you know, right, doesn't matter. Let
me make this substitution official. All right, here we got.
Speaker 11 (01:35:15):
Team.
Speaker 15 (01:35:16):
Who are we ladies? So that's the Danielle Gandhi Gandhi.
We asked one hundred women.
Speaker 6 (01:35:25):
That's you.
Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
You're a woman named something about you? That's fake? Oh
my god. Top five answers on the board.
Speaker 8 (01:35:36):
Our hair and hair color the same thing.
Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
You can't ask me questions, that's number one response. So
you have to troll the board. Do you want to
play or do you want to pass?
Speaker 8 (01:35:48):
You want to play?
Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
All right? Here we go?
Speaker 15 (01:35:56):
All right, we're going to Scotty, right, Scottie name. We
asked one hundred women name something about you that's fake boobs?
Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Boobs?
Speaker 15 (01:36:06):
Of course, that's a number five most popular response. Still
have three on the board. We're going to you, Danielle.
Speaker 8 (01:36:13):
I'm gonna say nos knows.
Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Just because you had that time doesn't mean everybody else did.
I got one, I got, I got I got one
for you.
Speaker 10 (01:36:25):
Okay, Now, if if the guy on our team answers,
we don't get a strike, right, the guy is not
on our team.
Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
No, I'm going to get a strike strike.
Speaker 15 (01:36:35):
Ay, what's the question again? We asked one hundred women
named something about you that's fake.
Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Left leg?
Speaker 9 (01:36:44):
No way, get get him out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
About left leg? Lest see them all the time. I
can't count. I cannot count. Not there strike back.
Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (01:37:01):
Strike actually goes against the other team, so you automatically
basically win.
Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
But well, we still have to finish the category. So, Scotty,
we have one hundred women named something about you? That's fair?
Oh no, Gandi, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (01:37:13):
I have an answer.
Speaker 15 (01:37:14):
Yes, nails, Yes, that's the most popular responds. We still
have two left on the board.
Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Who are we up to? I think how about well,
it's my turn't it. How about jewelry jewelry.
Speaker 15 (01:37:32):
No, sorry, Scotty is not working. That's three buzzes. Okay, said,
so you did well, we get to steal that. However,
I want to hear the response, the host.
Speaker 24 (01:37:47):
Responding again, No, fellas, why.
Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
Not froggy eyelashes, eyelashes, that's the obvious one.
Speaker 6 (01:37:53):
Eyelashes.
Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Yes, those spiders on your eyes would be. But no,
you didn't win. Your Elvis gave an answer that was incorrect.
That's that's it.
Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
That's it, that's it.
Speaker 15 (01:38:09):
I'm not quite sure what just happened. Yes, you gave
an incorrect response halfway through their round. So you, guys,
I see what you're saying.
Speaker 10 (01:38:24):
So technically, like, had the game come to you guys
and you had your chance to answer, Elvis would have
answered it correctly, so we would have won.
Speaker 19 (01:38:33):
Answer a group answer, Yes, because Elvis gave a response
always through the round.
Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
I really think we need a new host. I thank you.
I'm trying to make this interesting. Sorry it's so confusing,
but Elvis, congratulations. You take the other team so right.
To be fair, you call it tanking. I call it
great answers. And watch the teeth, little lady. What's left
(01:39:06):
is smile on there?
Speaker 7 (01:39:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
It was I tan his tan on there, fake tan.
Speaker 8 (01:39:12):
There have the good answers after the game.
Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
I had good answers the entire game. You need to
recognize good answers, young lady.
Speaker 8 (01:39:21):
You're right, yes, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Well. Adriana in Miami is on nine nineteen listening to
us on Why one hundred point seven. Adriana, Welcome to
the show. It's so glad. We're so glad to talk
to you.
Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 14 (01:39:37):
Can you guys hear me?
Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Yes, loud and clear, loud and clear. So one of
the questions on the feud a few moments ago was
they asked a bunch of women, what what is one
of the top things on your body or in your
life that could be fake? And I jokingly said the
left leg. So Adriana sends me a text saying, hey,
(01:39:59):
love your family. I have no left leg.
Speaker 10 (01:40:02):
Oh, Adriana, you're validating this guy's crazy choices.
Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
No, it's crazy.
Speaker 8 (01:40:08):
No, he was absolutely corrrect.
Speaker 14 (01:40:10):
I was in the car with my uncle on the
way to work and all this said it, and I
started laughing because I was like, he's sot right, I'm.
Speaker 8 (01:40:18):
Noting a left leg.
Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
Well it doesn't. It didn't really make the top five
things that just makes me special? Yes, oh well of
course you are. You listen to us. I think everyone
who listens to us is air quotes special because we are,
because we are pretty much special in our own way. So, Adriana,
what do you have there?
Speaker 8 (01:40:42):
A prosthetic leg?
Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
Okay? And how you doing with that?
Speaker 7 (01:40:44):
How long have you had above the knee?
Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
Okay? How long have you have you been living with
with your leg situation like this?
Speaker 14 (01:40:52):
Pretty much since first wow?
Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Okay, so it's it's it's your life. It's like it's
second nature to you. It's no big deal, right, Yeah,
but people do make it a big deal because it
makes people uncomfortable sometimes, I'm assuming.
Speaker 19 (01:41:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (01:41:07):
My coworkers and I were just talking about it the
other day and how people like to be fake sas.
So you know, you joke with your friends, you you
make jokes and stuff, and someone wants to save you
because they feel like, oh no, how dare you? But
what do you make for like fun of your other friends?
Speaker 9 (01:41:26):
So hell yeah, I think my coworker.
Speaker 14 (01:41:30):
Said something like, oh, you don't even have a leg
to stand on, but that's not true.
Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
She still has a leg to stand all she's so so,
you know, it's interesting we're talking about the other day
for instance. It's it's all the society thing. You'll see
someone walking let's say, I'm not comparing you to a
dog or anything like that, but you'll see someone walking
their dog down the street. Dogs don't give a flying
whatever about other dogs and how many legs they have.
(01:41:59):
It's not important to them because they have other things
that are extremely important to them, getting food, you know,
feeling affection from their owners, whatever. But people, we have
these weird things in our heads, right, I mean, to
be missing a leg to us, it's like, whoa this is?
This is very unusual. Yeah, but you're used to be
(01:42:20):
doing great, I hope though, No, you are, You're you're great? Yeah, yeah, Nate,
what's up? Okay, serious question?
Speaker 15 (01:42:28):
Is it a prosthetic foot that's on your legs? So
do you still buy a pair of shoes and have
a pair of shoes?
Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
Well yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
The Cartney's ex go on Dancing with the Stars and
she had one aesthetic.
Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
Leg, right, yes, excellent? Yeah, and look, Adriana, there's a
texture here and saying they're missing an eyeball.
Speaker 8 (01:42:57):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
I love that you know what, let's here for everyone
who's missing something. Yes, I don't know, but Adriana, I
thank you so much for reaching out to us, and
I love that you're listening to it.
Speaker 14 (01:43:10):
No, thank you guys for Colleen.
Speaker 20 (01:43:13):
It was fun.
Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
Yeah. Oh, follow up questions gone to yes, well for you, Adrian.
Speaker 10 (01:43:18):
I feel oftentimes that not acknowledging something that's very obvious
about somebody is almost like saying it's a problem because
you're not going to acknowledge it and act like there's
something wrong.
Speaker 8 (01:43:28):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 10 (01:43:29):
Would you rather somebody acknowledge it and just be like, yeah,
that's fine, who cares, or just act like there's nothing
wrong at all.
Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
But I'm always like, I've worked with kids.
Speaker 14 (01:43:37):
Right now, I work with adults, but I've always worked
with kids, and they're the first one to be like, hey,
why do you walk like that? And you tell them
and they're fine and they're like okay.
Speaker 9 (01:43:46):
And then I've had like parents will.
Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
Like they would get mad at their kids.
Speaker 14 (01:43:50):
They're like, oh my god, don't say that, and I'm like, no,
say that. They're curious let them ask. I much rather
someone ask me you know, hey, what happened? Says like
whispering behind my back and making.
Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
A swell, or if they put you on their morning show, Adriana,
Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
So you know how like if you know a gay person,
they say, oh I have a gay friend, blah blah blah,
you guys should meet, maybe you'll date, or oh you
have a British friend. Oh I have another British friend.
You guys must know each other. Do people always think
that prosthetic people always know each other, or that hey,
I have another friend with one leg, you guys should meet?
Speaker 14 (01:44:31):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
The time yep, when I was in high school.
Speaker 14 (01:44:37):
It was my first day and I was asking where
the elevator was, and the lady in the office goes, hey, do.
Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
You know so and so?
Speaker 14 (01:44:44):
And I was like, no, I don't think I know them.
Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
She goes, she's a little person.
Speaker 7 (01:44:47):
And I was like, okay, well you.
Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Know you should meet my husband. He only has one testicle.
This is awesome, there you go. But also I'm thinking
the good that can come out of this. Have you
ever have you ever had conversations with a child who
is missing a limb? And you actually kind of just
talk to him about how life is great. It really
isn't that big of a deal unless you make it
(01:45:16):
a big deal, right, I mean I could see how
you could do a lot, especially kids.
Speaker 9 (01:45:21):
Yeah, no, I right now.
Speaker 14 (01:45:24):
I help individuals with disabilities find and maintain employment. So
I have, you know, a lot of my clients that
are like, oh my god, look you see like she's
doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
She went to school.
Speaker 14 (01:45:36):
She does this because I feel like a lot of
people think they can't do something just because of their disability,
or you know, just a number of things. So if
I can be that person to give inspiration.
Speaker 21 (01:45:51):
I don't like thinking of it like that, but if
I can, I enjoy it.
Speaker 14 (01:45:56):
But it also comes out on the other end as
I'm talk to client's moms and my boss will call
me in the office and be like, oh, we got
a complaint from you like you're you're you're too harsh,
and I'm like, what do you mean And they're like, yeah,
this parent called in and they're like, oh, I don't
want her working with my kid because she doesn't know what.
Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
It's like to have a disability.
Speaker 14 (01:46:18):
I was like, oh, I was like, send them into
the office.
Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
I want them to meet me. Wow, yeah, bring him in. Yeah,
well I can't bring them in. You know, it's so funny, Ariana.
Since we started this conversation, I'm watching the text messages.
So many people who are missing eyes, kidneys, Uh no
left leg here. Uh I hear someone says, I'm missing
my marbles. This is brain cells are missing. I mean,
(01:46:42):
we have a lot of people listening who are living
their lives just totally fine. And this is the place.
You know, what if we if we could check in
our rating systems to see how many people we have
listened to us who were missing a limb or an
eyeball versus other shows. I bet we win. I bet
we win. Yeah, because because without a doubt, we are
all on this show. When people listening to us, we
are all on the isle of misfit toys. We really are.
(01:47:04):
I truly believe that, and I think it's a great thing. Well, Adriana, look,
I love that you're listening to us today. You have
the best day ever in uh you.
Speaker 14 (01:47:13):
Guys, You guys are awesome.
Speaker 9 (01:47:15):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (01:47:16):
You made my morning morning.
Speaker 14 (01:47:18):
I'm not about to get coffee and go in the office,
so thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:47:22):
Guys, it was fun.
Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
All right. On to your day, Adrian, I have a
great one, thanks for listening to us. There you have it.
I love it. Yep, the Isle of Misfit Toys. That's
how we want to play with Charlie in the box,
I know exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
Good morning, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
All right, let's roll into Skeary's new phone tap.
Speaker 11 (01:47:50):
Well, Sharon emailed us about phone tapping her boyfriend Curtis.
Turns out, ever since Curtis bought a sham wall online,
he's been getting a ton of phone solestations for all
kinds of products.
Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
So this and he's glued to his phone. That's the
kind of guy he is. So he hates phone solicit
despises them.
Speaker 11 (01:48:08):
So we figured we would whip out the old Rod
Phillips and we would do it again.
Speaker 3 (01:48:12):
All right, So Rod Phillips is calling to sell a
latest CD, the latest CD called Punk Pop Party. So
what could this be? The thing is, when it's over,
you're gonna want to actually order this, this fictional CD collection.
Let's get into today's phone tap. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
(01:48:33):
for Curtis, please speaking who is, Curtis.
Speaker 7 (01:48:36):
This is Rod Phillips.
Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
How are you do I know you?
Speaker 27 (01:48:42):
The nineties were a time when you got your first
cell phone, The information super Highway was exploding with commerce. Hello,
you were illegally downloading your music from Napster and LimeWire,
songs like this.
Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
You forget about the things I said, Hello, introducing Punk
Pop Party, Curtis.
Speaker 16 (01:49:06):
Hello, what is it?
Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
This is Punk Pop Party for twenty nine ninety.
Speaker 7 (01:49:13):
Hello, you'll get this three CD set.
Speaker 3 (01:49:17):
I'm not interested in what you have going on over here,
and I'm.
Speaker 7 (01:49:22):
Sweeping with my clothes on.
Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
Hello, Curtis, this is Rod Phillips again from Polo Party.
Speaker 7 (01:49:32):
We got the CD set period there.
Speaker 14 (01:49:33):
I don't have time for this right now?
Speaker 25 (01:49:35):
Do you have the time?
Speaker 7 (01:49:37):
Yes, you do, Curtis, because this is the us of
your life. It is not in my music, is not
what I listen to Green Day.
Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
I don't have time for this.
Speaker 7 (01:49:46):
They're the godfathers of modern pop punk.
Speaker 16 (01:49:50):
Not that nos no, I do not.
Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
In fact, they are the ones that created this new movement.
I'm trying to let you know.
Speaker 16 (01:49:57):
This is not what I wanted.
Speaker 3 (01:49:58):
This is not what I'm speaking of movement. I'm dropping
some dookie on you.
Speaker 27 (01:50:04):
These are the guitar rits that spawned a generation of
pop punk.
Speaker 16 (01:50:12):
I don't listen to this craft.
Speaker 3 (01:50:13):
You don't Green Day, Black Day, Red Day, the Day.
Speaker 16 (01:50:17):
I don't listen.
Speaker 27 (01:50:18):
What about Michael Jackson? Are you a Michael Jackson fan? Yes,
alien An Farm came around and made this song.
Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
Okay, Jackson, this is not Michael, This is not Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
Does that's not like Michael you Okay.
Speaker 27 (01:50:34):
It's the black nail polish, you know, the guideliner, the
skinny jeans.
Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
No, it's all part of punk pop party, illegal alien
adshall I don't want to hear none of this. Get
up from my phone and stop calling me. Please stop
calling me.
Speaker 7 (01:50:53):
I also know you grew up near a beach.
Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
How do you know where I grew up?
Speaker 27 (01:50:57):
At Google Maps, every beach has an Ocean Avenue. So
Yellow Card knew this would be a short fire hit
because everyone near a beach in America would think that they.
Speaker 7 (01:51:07):
Were talking about them.
Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
There's a place, who are you?
Speaker 7 (01:51:10):
I'm Ron Phillips. Noo, there's a place called Ocean Avenue.
Here's a perfect song for the beat.
Speaker 16 (01:51:17):
No, no, no, wait, wait, braait.
Speaker 7 (01:51:20):
It's punk punk party. Listen to the hook nor Party.
Hello Curtis, it's time for you to drop the top
on your jeet.
Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
Oh my cruise to the sounds.
Speaker 7 (01:51:33):
Of punk pop party. Did you play Nintendo?
Speaker 4 (01:51:40):
I don't want your ta I want to know how
to you know all this information about me?
Speaker 3 (01:51:47):
Do you remember?
Speaker 27 (01:51:47):
The ataris get your board shorts on Stuicie Massimo, Bill
abamb word?
Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
What part is this art you hitting heard?
Speaker 7 (01:52:00):
Is it's time to rock out with your cow liften.
Speaker 30 (01:52:04):
I'm reporting you a calling operator.
Speaker 7 (01:52:06):
You need to get tart without things.
Speaker 27 (01:52:11):
I'm gonna charge you twenty nine ninety nine for this
three CD set.
Speaker 7 (01:52:14):
It's punk pop party.
Speaker 23 (01:52:16):
My god.
Speaker 7 (01:52:18):
How about rap? You're like rap but has nothing to
do with this? How about songs like this? This has
got some rap in?
Speaker 2 (01:52:24):
It is not rap.
Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
I don't want this crapody.
Speaker 7 (01:52:29):
Drinking girls. These guys are as white as vanilla, but
yet they tried to put a.
Speaker 20 (01:52:34):
Rap in rock in a song.
Speaker 4 (01:52:37):
You're trying to attack a death cuba that you don't understand.
Speaker 3 (01:52:41):
The worst No, and I don't written to this.
Speaker 6 (01:52:44):
You can't be serious.
Speaker 7 (01:52:45):
Are you not with me on this?
Speaker 14 (01:52:47):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:52:48):
You what part of that?
Speaker 30 (01:52:49):
Aren't you getting I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:52:51):
Not with Joins. You've heard this at soccer games, haven't you.
Speaker 7 (01:52:55):
When they score a goal, everybody goes nuts.
Speaker 4 (01:53:03):
Over the last three calls, I told you I don't
want you.
Speaker 7 (01:53:15):
I gotta tell you my feelings are kind of hurt.
I don't give a fuck of feelings.
Speaker 3 (01:53:18):
You're harassing me.
Speaker 14 (01:53:19):
So feelings and the music you're trying to sell.
Speaker 3 (01:53:22):
I'm just trying to sell out.
Speaker 7 (01:53:25):
Oh my, of this three CD set.
Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
Oh my god, punk Pop Party.
Speaker 27 (01:53:33):
It's the real big fish, combining the best of punk
pop with Scott.
Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
You're all gonna go to the record stuff.
Speaker 27 (01:53:44):
Come on, I want you to dance in place with
men radio plaze what they watch you to here?
Speaker 7 (01:53:51):
Singing with me? Sell out with me?
Speaker 3 (01:53:54):
Oh yeah, sell out of this three CD set. Pup
Party is make me lots of money and everything's gonna
be all right.
Speaker 7 (01:54:08):
Taking your way back with this boom classic.
Speaker 3 (01:54:17):
Curtis don yet finished elthemy Are you done with your boy? Curtis?
You've been phone tapped?
Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
Wow?
Speaker 14 (01:54:28):
Wow?
Speaker 27 (01:54:29):
How scary Jones Melbos in the morning shows.
Speaker 6 (01:54:32):
One A My Friends put you up today?
Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
Your girlfriend Sharon?
Speaker 16 (01:54:36):
Oh for real?
Speaker 20 (01:54:38):
He knows crazy old by rock music apparently, yeah, I
can't stand that.
Speaker 2 (01:54:45):
I kid Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 23 (01:54:49):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participate.
Speaker 17 (01:54:53):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Elvis.
Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
Ter Wren in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:55:12):
Is it time to talk about glitter? Okay? Okay, you're
gonna freak out. Everyone ready to freak out? I sent
you that article about glitter. Okay, listen, we've moved on
to I.
Speaker 5 (01:55:24):
Got my podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
I need for you to be a part of this, Danielle,
because you're gonna love it. We all hate glitter when
you open a birthday card and it falls all over
your pants.
Speaker 5 (01:55:32):
It's just happened to me, I know.
Speaker 3 (01:55:35):
But we all love glitter in other ways. We know
there are Glitter is a festive, festive thing. I don't
know what do you call it? A decoration? Yeah, we
discovered in this article that I sent Gandhi there are
really only two companies in the world that make glitter, okay,
and they're both in New Jersey. One of them has
(01:55:57):
a name, the other one is privately owned by a
family that lives close to me. As a matter of fact,
I met one of them one time at MV having
dinner the family that invented glitter. You're thinking, how do
you invent glitter? That's like saying you invented palm trees?
You just how do you? They did well? So this
article goes on to say, well glitter, like, who's the
(01:56:19):
biggest buyer of glitter in the world? Do you want
to take a guess? The US government? Okay, well, don't
ruin my bit.
Speaker 5 (01:56:26):
Oh is that really it?
Speaker 3 (01:56:27):
Well, we're thinking it could have something to do with
a highly top secret agency of some sort.
Speaker 9 (01:56:34):
Really, and what are they doing?
Speaker 3 (01:56:36):
Well, you could have said Hallmark for cars, exotic dancers,
make up Michaels. They're not given answers. They say it's
it's a big, closely held secret. And they don't do interviews,
they don't grant tours of the glitter plant. This is
(01:56:58):
all glitter. You think of glitter? Do you think of
fun for quality?
Speaker 2 (01:57:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:57:01):
Correct? Stuff you find in your underwear the next day? Wow,
So what did we learn from this article about the secrecy?
Speaker 10 (01:57:10):
There's so much And then if you go down the
rabbit hole, you're gonna be stuck for days, which I
know you have been the two companies are GLITTERX and
meadow Brook Inventions, and metal Brook Inventions is the one
that's supposed to be super top secret. People are speculating
that it's one of two things. Either the marine industry
and they're painting boats with glittery paint all the time,
and they don't want you to know because it's getting
(01:57:31):
into the ocean and it's causing all the microplastics and
the pollution and killing the fish, so they don't want
you to know that, or more conspiracy what Nate said,
maybe it's the US government or a government from another country,
because apparently when you have a weapon of mass destruction,
there's supposed to be a signature in that weapon that
tells you where it came from, like bullets.
Speaker 8 (01:57:51):
Yeah, like a serial number.
Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
On a bullet. There's a serial number on bullets when
it comes out of the gun. They can yeah or
yeah they can.
Speaker 5 (01:57:57):
So what are they putting glitter as our signature? Well
tell them, well, we don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:58:03):
That's what they think.
Speaker 10 (01:58:04):
They think that there's glitter in bombs and that if
a bomb is dropped when this glitter is in it. Okay,
you know that the US did it, But the reason
for the top secrecy is one is the US the
one that's using it as a signature. And two, if
you tell people that's our signature, what's to stop another
country from using glitter as a quote unquote fake signature
and acting like, oh, that bomb that was dropped was
(01:58:24):
obviously a US bomb when it's from somewhere else. So
they're thinking that these are the reasons why you're never
gonna find out, and there are a lot of people
who say no. At this point, we know it's the
marine industry.
Speaker 3 (01:58:34):
Okay, Now I don't think the bomb signature things more fun.
I'll tell you this. Think of glitter. Let's say a
palm full of glitter. Okay, vision that, Oh my god,
I'm terrified. Uh, it's like sand from a beach. Sand
from a beach. Isn't all a bunch of little, tiny,
tiny things that are alike. They're all different. You have
different types of glass, different types of this and that, whatever.
(01:58:55):
So if they can come up with a signature, let's
say we want the Elvis dur In Morning Show bomb,
and which we don't, I would have this company come
up with a very unique mixture of different colors, shades, whatever,
and it would be ours. So if we dropped a
bomb somewhere like our logo color, it would have our
(01:59:17):
unique encoding in the glitter in the bombs. Does that
make sense? Yeah? Okay, so that's why they're not talking
if that is the answer. Where we're not saying it is.
But it sure seems like it could be.
Speaker 8 (01:59:26):
It sure does. Why would it be so secretive if
it wasn't doing something bad?
Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
It's glitter, yeah it glitter can't be bad.
Speaker 5 (01:59:33):
Glitter is the worst.
Speaker 8 (01:59:34):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:59:35):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:59:35):
I hate glitter. I'm looking at it. I hate touching
it and dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
Gotta say, some eye shadow glitter, you know, for special occasions,
is not bad.
Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
Look at Daniel's eyeshadow. It's the bomb.
Speaker 7 (01:59:45):
Yeah, oh, bomb is it?
Speaker 10 (01:59:47):
They wanted you to think for the longest time that
it was the makeup industry that was buying up all
the glitter and putting it in blush and in ice
shadow and wherever else. Maybe some lip glosses, but they said,
the sheer numbers, there's no way that it could be
the makeup industry.
Speaker 3 (01:59:59):
Wo did you know here?
Speaker 15 (02:00:03):
She goes back in the w W two they used
to drop what they call chafe, and it was kind
of like glitter from airplane.
Speaker 3 (02:00:09):
Oh, I get that in my shoes. If I walked
too much, he goes down my pant like.
Speaker 15 (02:00:13):
Drop it from airplane, stop it and it would block
the radar so then they could fly behind you.
Speaker 3 (02:00:22):
Maybe they have glitter chafe. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (02:00:26):
I don't know someone asked it.
Speaker 8 (02:00:29):
I mean, obviously somebody knows.
Speaker 3 (02:00:30):
Well, I'm telling you I met them. I met the
glitter fan.
Speaker 8 (02:00:33):
What did they say?
Speaker 3 (02:00:34):
They ask them? I'm like, whoah, glitter? Oh? I mean
I didn't.
Speaker 8 (02:00:38):
Are you like friendly with them or you just met them?
Speaker 5 (02:00:42):
I know, I have lots of questions.
Speaker 3 (02:00:43):
That's a whole other industry.
Speaker 5 (02:00:45):
Seriously, this is crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:00:47):
So there you go, something to think about and talk
about with your friends today, because they're not going to
bring it up to you because I mean, the glitter
people will have they'll find us and they'll kidnap us
and put us away. They're very powerful to glitter with glitter.
Speaker 5 (02:01:01):
They'll blow us out of a uh canon exactly.
Speaker 8 (02:01:05):
I still have glitter in my lungs from the Kesha Cruise.
Speaker 3 (02:01:08):
The Kesha Cruise, how many years ago was that?
Speaker 1 (02:01:11):
Five?
Speaker 8 (02:01:12):
Five? Years ago, I got on an elevator. Some man
had glitter in his pocket. He just blew it in
my face. Oh jeez, you'll never get that glitter out
of my lungs.
Speaker 4 (02:01:18):
Eff.
Speaker 3 (02:01:19):
All right, we're taking your texts. At fifty five one
hundred text away. We talked to Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca, I
good morning from the great state of New Jersey, the
home of glitter. Anyway, go right ahead, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
All right?
Speaker 10 (02:01:36):
So, a couple of years ago, probably like ten years ago,
my ex and I broke up and his birthday was
a couple of weeks later.
Speaker 18 (02:01:42):
So I snuck in his house filled like.
Speaker 5 (02:01:44):
Three hundred balloons with glitter, so that way as he.
Speaker 18 (02:01:47):
Was popping them, they were exploding all over.
Speaker 9 (02:01:50):
They filled the house with glitter in it.
Speaker 3 (02:01:52):
Oh wow, it came with its own glitter.
Speaker 20 (02:01:54):
That's Awso it was hilarious, hilarious for the hours hours
these balloons, And I think it's the greatest thing I've
done in my life.
Speaker 3 (02:02:03):
Wow. But you'll never get that time back. You'll never
get all that glitter up. But you said this was
your ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
Yeah, he totally deserved it.
Speaker 3 (02:02:12):
Okay, So wait, did you do the glitter bomb thing
to him after you found out you were breaking up.
Speaker 20 (02:02:20):
Oh yeah, it was a spight thing for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:02:22):
Oh okay.
Speaker 14 (02:02:22):
I was like, you know what, I'm bombing your house.
Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
You're getting every color, glitter everything. It was amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:02:28):
Wow, look at that you. I don't know why, but okay,
at least she didn't key his car, did you.
Speaker 8 (02:02:37):
You're right, it was It was some dedication, but it
was worth it all right.
Speaker 3 (02:02:40):
There you go, Rebecca. You're giving people ideas and I
don't like that at all. Rebecca, I thank you for calling.
And remember glitter is much more evil than you'll ever know.
Speaker 20 (02:02:50):
Thank you, Love you guys.
Speaker 14 (02:02:51):
I've been listening to you guys for my entire life
and you guys are amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:02:55):
Well, thank you. Tell everyone to do moont New Jersey.
We said hello and thanks for listening to us. There
you go, Rebecca, don't break up with her.
Speaker 2 (02:03:03):
Elvista Rands after party.
Speaker 3 (02:03:05):
Okay, Daniel's gonna if you're gonna go topics you'd.
Speaker 2 (02:03:11):
Never hear on the air.
Speaker 8 (02:03:12):
Oh God, get away and Katie that listen now.
Speaker 17 (02:03:14):
On the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 7 (02:03:18):
It is the what is it called.
Speaker 2 (02:03:19):
Elvista Rands after party. Ask for it by name Elvis
Tera in the morning show.
Speaker 3 (02:03:27):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,
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