FULL SHOW: The Day We Found Out Who’s Been Written Up

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I read a story today that ten percent of people
who have gotten an STD got it from a coworker
and a Christmas party.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
No, no, no, no way, that says Christmas shit.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't get scared.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
You Merry Christmas.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
My snoop on the stoop doesn't move, he does. I
think he's high.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh my good morning.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Scary's eyes were rolling back in the back of his head.
Oh my god, these cookies doing something you.

Speaker 6 (00:25):
Have already three?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh jeez, incredible.

Speaker 7 (00:28):
Bursis howly know true shister, goode, very Christmas.

Speaker 8 (00:35):
Merry Christmas from Elvista in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Ah, the things we talk about while you're hearing a
song play.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
If you're curious this round of the other morning show
that only we hear in the room just privately, was.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Have you ever been put on report?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Or have you ever been called in and had to
sign a piece of paper with corporate to acknowledge that
you did something wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Oh you got written up? Yeah? Yeah? Were you ever
written up? Was ever was ever something to put on
your file?

Speaker 9 (01:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
We all we've all had that. Either Nate, you didn't
say that you've been put on file. You can't talk
about what would say yes or no? Well then that
you just said, yes, okay, so I can't talk about
what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay, wow, now I want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, no, I know I was, but number one, I
didn't sign the piece of paper they told me to sign.
So secondly I can't talk about it either, but it
did happen.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
So Danielle's question was and she's been on she has
had get ridden up before, right, what was your question
about how being written up in something to put on
your file is all about what?

Speaker 10 (02:06):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
How does it work?

Speaker 11 (02:07):
Like?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Does it work like soccer? Like two yellow cards and
then you get the red and then you get the boot?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Like how does it work like three strikes you're out
kind of thing?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
What's going on? How does it work?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
And is there like a limit on how long this
is on your record? Like after seven years is a
fall off?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
No? Like with your license like this doesn't after it
as certing amount of signing your driver's license?

Speaker 12 (02:26):
It like there's point And does it have to be
this job or can it be a job you had
before this one?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
So you're saying that my heart's going to go to
you the last company you work for it and accumulate
all your points for No, this isn't like moving.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
No, no, this is not likely moving grades from one
caller to the next.

Speaker 13 (02:41):
All right, I worked at a grocery store before I
worked at the radio station. I got written up there
multiple Oh.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
No, if I heard had that on your file?

Speaker 14 (02:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (02:51):
God, I wish they did.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
If you were going to work for one place, can
they call another place and say were they ever written
up before?

Speaker 15 (02:57):
They can't?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I guess yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
But now in this day and age, you don't want
to ever give an opinion about a past employee because
there's lawsuits possible.

Speaker 12 (03:06):
But what I said, answer is are they eligible for rehire?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's the only there you go eligible for rehire. No,
I think the way it works, and I said this earlier,
and I don't know if I'm right or not. They
will write down things in your file until the cows
come home. So one day, if they do have a
reason to can you, they'll go, well, look at this
list of things that Elvis did. Let him go legally,

(03:29):
we can because look what he did.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
What a bad boy.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
But when you guys.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Think about like what you got written up for, if
somebody read it out loud, you laugh at it again
when you probably yeah, I don't think that helps us.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, because you told us why you were written up.
And I'm like, but that wasn't your fault. That was
someone else's fault.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
It was someone else's fault. I I the way that
they blamed it on me. I can see what they're doing,
which is whatever. But I didn't sign it either.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I was with you.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I didn't sign it.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
M Yeah, I was asked to sign. I said, I'm
not signing that. YE know how to spell a name,
sign it for me. I'm not signing it.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
You will not get You can sign my name better
than me anyway.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
But a lot of people are texting in Yeah, this
person got written up for talking about how babies are made.
What I don't know, Melissa? Is that Melissa late nineteen.
Well let's talk to her. Hello, Melissa, Hi, good morning,
good morning. So you work in HR so obviously, depending
on what company you work for, you have a lot

(04:28):
of situations where you have to have a meeting with
someone and then put something on their file.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Is that correct?

Speaker 16 (04:33):
Absolutely? Absolutely. I work with a specific company. I really
can't divulge the name, but we work with I have
a lot of which we call security guards, and we
have a couple infractions on a lot of stuff. So

(04:57):
I we have to pull them in the office, sit down, discuss,
they get a disciplinary action.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Written whatever they're Do you spank them? Is it like
a physical thing?

Speaker 16 (05:10):
No, it's actually like if you get put in the
office and we have to discuss what their issue, what
they did wrong, and then they have they can either
sign the paper saying that we discussed it, or we
write on it saying that they waived signing it.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Now if they wave signing it, does that like take
more points off there? Whatever?

Speaker 16 (05:31):
It doesn't look good for them when we have to
send it up to our corporate.

Speaker 17 (05:37):
But they get three tries and then there is a termination.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh wow, So it sounds like your your particular company
has definitely a stract list of rules as it applies
to these people that you interview and interview.

Speaker 16 (05:53):
It does, it does, and we try to give them
a little bit, a little bit of leniency concerning what
they have to deal with. But a lot of the
infractions have to do with medication, handing out medications as
easy as tardiness.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Or the in between.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'm sure, and I understand you don't want to give
too much information. I'll tell you some of the texts
that are coming through. Here's someone who got written up
and fired. Then I went down to corporate, told them
the story. They hired me back and fired the person
who fired me.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Oh oh wow, I hope that never happens to me.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, gosh. A lot of people are responding to this
on text. Do you guys see these things?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:44):
This is wild, though that only works one way. You
should be allowed to write your company up to when
they violate you.

Speaker 18 (06:49):
You.

Speaker 11 (06:50):
We do have.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
We do have where they can go.

Speaker 16 (06:53):
We can go to corporate on us and write a
complain about us if they feel that they were and
just three pot into the office.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Right, don't don't remember when iHeart took away our twenty
five cent colon machine.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, we're very upset.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, well yeah, this was a big thing here.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
We can get soft drinks for twenty five cents and
then one day said no, no more, it's gonna be
a dollar twenty five. We're like, no, we will pick it.
And they they heard us, they heard they heard our angst.
What's that, froggy?

Speaker 13 (07:29):
This is like, no, you can't write me up. I'm
writing you on Really you don't like things about me?
But let me tell you what I don't like about
the company. There you go, and you're gonna sign this
before I walk out.

Speaker 17 (07:39):
Yeah, And unfortunately that can happen where I work.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
So all right, Well, hey, Melissa, working in HR, that's
got to be a tough job, especially if you work
for a big, established company with a lot of employees.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
I mean, does that take its toll on you?

Speaker 16 (07:52):
Sometimes it does, because there are a lot of employees
that I really do like, and I hate having them
come in the office down and talking to him.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Right.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's like, hey, I hate to do this, but here
we go. Yeah, look, Melissa, thank you for sharing with us.
We appreciate you listening very very much. We're gonna write
you up and put something nice on the Melissa record.

Speaker 14 (08:12):
Yay, thank you.

Speaker 19 (08:13):
I love all you guys.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Well, thank you, Melissa. You take care. Ritney.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
This is we have a fresh one online. Twenty Brittany
was written up for the first time just last week.
Let's find out more, shall we. Hey, Brian, Well, I
don't know if you want to give too much information,
but you just got written up last week.

Speaker 11 (08:30):
Yes, I've been with the company for ten years. Wow,
and they've been pulling me in the office for the
past four months, like hey, you mess up on this,
you mess up on this, you're not paying attention. And
there were all different mistakes every time. And then they
were like, listen, we're writing you up because you're not
paying attention.

Speaker 20 (08:46):
And it's like, are you serious, Like I'm thirty?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Is this this is a thing?

Speaker 11 (08:54):
You want to put me on time out too?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
While you're at it, I know, stand.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
In the corner. You go, stand in the corner, lady,
and think about what And then's the.

Speaker 11 (09:01):
Biggest thing that I'm dealing with right now? Is they
the person that wrote me up? They did like a
two page statement on behalf of the meeting, and I said, okay,
like just for my own records, can I have a
copy of then for like, no, you can't.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
Yep, Yeah, I don't know, I know, but.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
All at all? Do you like your job? Do you
do you like where you're working?

Speaker 11 (09:23):
I mean, I've been questioning it the past two weeks,
but I'm trying.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
To hang in there.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You hang in there hanging sometimes if you're a place
of work had like what they had in school back
in the day, like that chair in the corner and
you had to sit in it and face the wall.

Speaker 12 (09:37):
Oh I sat there a couple of times.

Speaker 14 (09:39):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, we've had people on our show who had to
sit in the corner stairs for a while. Hey, thank
you for listening to us, and good luck at work, Brittany,
good luck to you.

Speaker 11 (09:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
All right, a question from Scary, then we have one
more call, go ahead, Scary.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, I mean, so when you get written up, it's
like a lot of a lot of times it's in subordination.
But some people they have performance goals to meet, like
like a sales team for instance, they get like a
they have put on a performance improvement plan.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Can we be put pipped like put on a performance
improvement provement plan? Like I'm not I didn't break any rules,
like you need to be funnier, I'm a good soldier,
right exactly? Do we have that in what we I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (10:20):
You know.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
The way you can do it with sales is each
individual person has individual numbers they have to hit. We
work as a group. So I can't put Danielle on
report because our ratings suck. I don't know, I don't know.
I think it's a good question, but it's kind of
hard situation. We're impippable, no pipping going on. Finally, Andy

(10:43):
Online five got written up. Oh my gosh, Andy, tell
everyone why you were written up?

Speaker 4 (10:48):
At work? Well, I was working for a very high
class hotel.

Speaker 21 (10:56):
Me and the girl that run the front desk. I
was in maintenance and the girl ran the front desk.
We wound up looking up at work and behind the
front desk. And she told one of her friends, and
her friend went blabbing the HR.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Oh no, why would someone do that. I mean you
were behind the desk. I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Seriously, and you're working in maintenance. You're just in there maintaining,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Well, so well, I wouldn't sign the right up. So
they terminated me at the time. Oh that's not fair.
It takes two to tango behind the front desk. Hello,
is she still there?

Speaker 18 (11:41):
No, she was.

Speaker 21 (11:42):
Terminated also now she's a debuty sheriff.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Okay, wow, that's good. She landed under her feet so
to steal. And how are you doing it? Did you
find another job?

Speaker 21 (11:55):
Oh? Yes, I work for a big corporation now where
I'm at, and uh, I'm doing really good.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Well will you ever have sex with another employee behind
the desk or is that a thing from the past
that in the past.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Okay, well, I love your story. Andy.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
You sound like you have a great spirit, and sometimes
we need to be terminated from certain places so we
can find a better life, and you obviously have one,
you know. Thanks for listening to us, man, Thanks for sharing.
That was great, awesome, take care. Yeah, what about the
time that Nate snuck in and started railing someone on
my board where I work every.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Day and someone saw it. We have got to take
a commercial break here.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Can you still get written up for that now?

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Years later?

Speaker 11 (12:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (12:43):
The things we've done, I know, But you can't do
that now because these wheatstones will catch on side. It's
funny if you.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Think about the things people have gotten written up for
around here versus the things they have not gotten written
up for around here.

Speaker 17 (12:57):
There you go, Larry Christmas from Elvis Durrant in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 21 (13:11):
Hi, I'm.

Speaker 22 (13:13):
Smith.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
Hey, it's Katy Perry, wishing you a very merry Christmas.
Tell mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Hey, can we talk about this brushing your teeth? Why
is it something so simple like this causes such an
argument in this show.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
It was so much drama in the back so screaming, yeah,
someone flipped a table.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Do you water toothpaste and then water?

Speaker 6 (13:41):
I do?

Speaker 5 (13:42):
I do too.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I need to moisten my bristles right, and then the
toothpaste goes on, and then I must moisten the toothpaste right.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Otherwise it seems too dry in my mouth. But you're saying, Daniel,
saying no.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
See I am. I was just thinking what you just said.
I am toothpaste water and in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
It seems like that would be enough because you can
water your bristles. Bristles after the toothpaste.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I feel like if I water it beforehand, then I
feel like when I put the toothpaste on, it's gonna
get a little soggy.

Speaker 13 (14:14):
No, because what you're doing when you first put it
under there before the toothpaste is you're washing the poopicles.

Speaker 12 (14:18):
They could be around the room. They kind of they
get washed.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
That is not washing.

Speaker 12 (14:23):
Sorry, I feel like that's all mental.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
My toilet is not in the same room as my toothbrush.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Oh fancy pooples.

Speaker 12 (14:30):
Move around then they can They don't see doors and walls.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
They bandy.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
What say you I'm water, toothpaste, water brush. But I
found out Andrew is basically just like toothpaste and into.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
The mouth that's so dry you could you could that's chafing.
You could have chafing. I don't know your mouth.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I've told you I think he's a serial killer, and
there are.

Speaker 10 (14:52):
Just more.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
I feel like, yeah, okay, what are you saying.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
I also feel like if you put it in your
mouth before you wet it, it's like it's gonna be like.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Fy.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
The whole thing is not going to be used the
way it's supposed to be used. You don't get the
most out of your toothpaste.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
That one before you put it in your mouth. So, Andrew,
do you moisten it before you put it in your mouth?

Speaker 12 (15:17):
Oh wow, we're going there.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
I'm talking about toothpaste and toothbrush. So I you just
go right in.

Speaker 22 (15:25):
Yeah, I feel jam it your you have natural saliva,
that is your moistener.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well, I tell you, but in the morning, in the morning,
I don't have as much saliva as I do, Like
right now, you should see how much saliva I have
right now.

Speaker 22 (15:41):
So you know, in the morning, I feel like you
get like a coating and then you wash it afterwards.
They have a very stricter tea. It takes me two
minutes thirty seconds every time I brush my teeth.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 12 (15:51):
Holgate toothbrush, that's good. I brush my teeth with it.

Speaker 22 (15:55):
At the end, I wet the toothbrush and then I
go back in just like get it all off. That's
the toothpaste your mouth at the end, and.

Speaker 11 (16:05):
No, no, I do.

Speaker 22 (16:06):
I wash it after I'm done with my routine, put
it back.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
And then you're not supposed to swallow toothpaste. That's not good.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
No, no, no, I don't do that. Don't you can?

Speaker 5 (16:15):
You're not supposed to you can.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I'm not saying you eat a tube every day. I'm
just saying it's not it's not going to kill you.
What's scary. So I go the extra step. I do
water toothpaste water, and then I press the toothpaste into
the bristles with you with my finger. I have toothpaste
for all of my teeth.

Speaker 22 (16:34):
See, that's more psychotic than anything I just said.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
It actually is.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Wait, can we back up? I don't understand that at all.
You do what it's water? Toothpaste water?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
But then I take the toothpaste with my thumb and
I press, I smash it into the bristles.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
You get your dirty ass finger on your to do that?

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Why do you do that? Because when you're rushing it
doesn't it push the toothpaste? What if? What if you
had pushed through on your toilet paper with your fingers
or no, I'm in the shower when I okay, you
got ball? Okay, don't get Scotty started, Scotty. Do you
hear that?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
No, scott squatch Scottie, just like you vomit, Daniel when
you hear about mayonnaise. Watch this, hey, Scottie.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
What Scary actually brushes his teeth in the shower. My
body's tingling, it's discut. That's growth if it goes between
your toes.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
No, no, Scary. Do you soap your feet?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I do feet?

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Okay, you know?

Speaker 13 (17:24):
And then you and then you use that same finger
to brush your teeth and push the no shaower.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Wait, do you use a washcloth?

Speaker 11 (17:32):
Us?

Speaker 4 (17:33):
You waste a lot of water. No, that's less water.
Then I don't have to do the you know, go
to the you know, the vanity and the vanity.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Every day we find out more about the people. We
work with, and it makes me uncomfortable, just a little
more uncomfortable every day. I just got word from someone
I won't say who that Andrew also eats a hot
dog with zero condiments, just the hot dog, literally raw dogs.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I can raw dog it too, I prefer I prefer condiments. Yeah,
but I can raw dog it as well.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
At least use a bun.

Speaker 22 (18:02):
Yes, no, please, Josh, the tournament is that the inside
source not surprised.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Don't ask Josh. He's been a raw dog.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
That's why he's always sick.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Look, we all do things people don't understand, people don't
agree with, and that's making us unique.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
What's that end? Does he shower?

Speaker 23 (18:25):
Like?

Speaker 22 (18:25):
When when you shower, is the first thing you do
brush your teeth? Or is it the last thing you do?
That's very important to this.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
I just jumped in the shower. I wash.

Speaker 22 (18:34):
No, And then so you're using after you wash your
whole body, that same thumb is pressing down toothpaste.

Speaker 12 (18:46):
But you washed other parts of your body that might
not be totally.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Uses a washcloth, Okay, all right, all right?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
How often do you wash the wash cloth?

Speaker 20 (18:57):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (18:57):
I change it like every three or four days.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Going to take three to four weeks.

Speaker 12 (19:03):
You should use a new washcloth every day.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I would take that washta cloth. I would take that
washcloth and I'd put it in boiling water in Mao.
I'd make scary teeth.

Speaker 13 (19:13):
You don't use a new wash cloth every time you
get in the shower, No, I don't. Watch cloths are
not that expensive. I'll buy you something big package. I'm
glad we could have this conversation.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
So the original question was, do you a water toothpaste
water or be water toothpaste? See toothpaste water And indeed,
just like Andrew toothpaste and that's it toothpaste.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
You can't bolt me.

Speaker 22 (19:40):
You're the one sticking your hand places and going into
your mouth with it.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
He's mister, I'm glad we had this time together.

Speaker 8 (19:50):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I wish we could have more phone taps like this one,
the phone tap where we just kind of like to
fuse and run. Ranger calls someone and phone taps them.
That's one thing. But if you call a friend or
a family member, they trust you a little more. Therefore,
you can really really pull the wool over their eyes.
So that's what today's phone taps all about. Yeah, Garrett,
tell me all about it.

Speaker 24 (20:12):
Well, I put my feet up on the console for
this one. So Joanne is phone tapping her husband Jake.
The couple just bought a brand new house and is
having the entire family over for their first Christmas in
the new house. God, so Joanne decided to call Jake
and let him let him know that a few more
people are coming over for Christmas dinner.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Let's listen in to today's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 14 (20:30):
Hey, are you hey good?

Speaker 25 (20:33):
Yes, I've got everything organized.

Speaker 14 (20:36):
It's good, good, good, glad to hear about.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
Quick question.

Speaker 25 (20:42):
I mean, I know we're having a lot of people
over for Christmas, but I wanted to invite a few
more people over for dinner.

Speaker 14 (20:49):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, I
mean no good question. Yeah, yeah, we've got over before. Honestly,
like you're trying, I'm gonna be eating my Christmas dinner
in the basement already. I'm not even eating in our
new house. Okay, No, I don't care who is.

Speaker 25 (21:05):
Come down, Okay, I'm down.

Speaker 14 (21:08):
Calm down, No, no, I'm not calming down. You don't
know what to luringvited brothers in laws, invited a brilly uncles.
So check out the ass the right people. I've never
even heard of cousins. I didn't know you had. Are
you kidding me? No, I'm not calming down nobody else.
I don't even want to have.

Speaker 25 (21:27):
What's deep bass, It's just dinner.

Speaker 14 (21:30):
It's not just dinner. It's not a new house. Working
to have a nice Christmas dinner with my family nor family.
Right now, we've got three people in my family and
eight hundred people that are tangentially related to you or
maybe not even you.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Are being a grinch.

Speaker 14 (21:44):
Okay, I'm being a grinch. No nave, murk, grifus or
jerk being you know what? How about this brother? Put
fine up in the yard, help for Christmas? R here,
invite those the homeless people. We just open up the
front doors.

Speaker 25 (21:55):
Oh, don't be ridiculous. Next time I'm gonna start calling
you screwge.

Speaker 15 (22:00):
Wanted this.

Speaker 14 (22:01):
We just bought a house. You want to celebrate with
that family? Want about the nice Christmas? This is not
a nice Christmas. I'm stressed out of my aunts about this.
People like don't know what you're treating through the new house.

Speaker 25 (22:11):
It's discovered you thought this was your favorite holiday.

Speaker 14 (22:14):
I'm there's not already focused on You're doing this on
my not favorite holiday.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
I'll just go ahead.

Speaker 14 (22:19):
I'll tell her what you do this, this is my
favorite holiday.

Speaker 25 (22:22):
And tell room instead of celebrating it with your family, No, I.

Speaker 14 (22:26):
Want to celebrate. Listen to me, We've been through this.
I want to celebrate my family. I don't want to
celebrate your brother's in laws. I don't want to celebrate
with your smiley uncle and his twenty five year old
Gate would never miss She's sorry.

Speaker 25 (22:41):
We won't say it with as many people as possible.

Speaker 14 (22:44):
No, let's know what it's about. We are a dual
family and a beautiful new house. My parents haven't seen
our house yet. Your old brother has a house.

Speaker 25 (22:51):
You want to make your your parents to.

Speaker 14 (22:55):
Later Already, my parents are coming. What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (22:58):
You didn't say that you wanted them to come.

Speaker 14 (23:00):
I don't have to say a word to do you
reme buy my sisterli?

Speaker 25 (23:04):
Well, we didn't have a sister of the conversation.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
I could do that. It's fine.

Speaker 14 (23:08):
I mean you kidding me? Hold on, hold on the
list that you did. You said you're thirty listens, like,
didn't even quote my family.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
That's okay, I just got their plates.

Speaker 25 (23:20):
It's fine.

Speaker 14 (23:21):
No, it's not fine. It's not fine that you find
thirty people who liked it as Christmas and you don't
even by my family?

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Do you mention? Are you kidding me? We'll run.

Speaker 14 (23:33):
That's fine today Christmas, that's thirteen days from now.

Speaker 25 (23:37):
Listen, there's one more other thing I would ever thinks
of her baby? All right, Tiffany, she's vegetarian and so
like she's are really strict, so she wouldn't eat anything
if we had the ham on the table.

Speaker 14 (23:50):
So we have the ham on the table. Where the
hell do you work with the ham?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Well?

Speaker 25 (23:55):
I was thinking that we wouldn't make a hand in
this area, that you didn't have to make it.

Speaker 14 (23:59):
What but is always gonna have Christmas? My Christmas ham.
It's the only thing I cook. I cook quick. Isn't
about baby Peter, the damn that's all about?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
So well.

Speaker 14 (24:15):
Hand in my house.

Speaker 24 (24:20):
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in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
And you just got a phone tap.

Speaker 14 (24:31):
Oh my god, I'm so work.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
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Speaker 26 (24:41):
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Speaker 8 (24:44):
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in the Morning Show Chris Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I must have had a great sleep because this morning,
Alex said, I was snoring.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, I know, if you snore, you're down deep, right,
which is good. And I'm feel pretty good too.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
But I know that one of my dreams, and I
kid you not, it was as vivid as vivid could be.
I was helping to deliver a baby. I don't know
where we were.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
No, it wasn't in a hospital.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
It was like in a room, like somewhere, like backstage
at a concert or something. I can't remember, but everyone
was busy. I kept I remember, I kept running up
and down the hallways. She's having a baby, it's coming
out now, and no one would help me, and I
was in a panic. So I for some reason decided, well,
I'll deliver this baby myself. So Danielle, I need your focus.

(25:41):
I need free to focus on this because you're the
only one here that's popped one out for two.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Could you, Danielle, could you deliver a baby if you
wanted to?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I think I could if I needed to.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yeah, okay, do you think I could? Because I have
zero experience in this, I know.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
But nowadays you probably could google it.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
While it's happening, while there's crowning going on or whatever
they call it.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Usually it doesn't happen that fast unless I mean that,
you know that. Being said, maybe it can happen that fast.
Because my mom said she hadn't gotten to the hospital
when she did, my brother would have been born in
the toilet. So happened fast. It depends on your body.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, okay, Well here's it's a real story.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I've read it this morning after I was kind of
infatuated with learning how to help deliver a baby.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
There was a there was an airplane recently.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
The pilot had to leave the cockpit and they were
over the ocean right going to Thailand. I think he
had to go to the back to deliver a passenger's
baby while the co pilot took over flying the plane.
So let me ask you, if gandhi, if it's you
and you yeah, in a cockpit, would you rather fly

(26:53):
the plane or go to the back and help deliver
the baby?

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Fly the plane? Okay, yeah, yeah, I mean that baby.
Could baby without me?

Speaker 11 (27:02):
Right?

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Could I deliver the plane?

Speaker 11 (27:04):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Could you deliver the baby?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I I think so.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
I mean I think that it just happens right at
some point, that baby's coming out with or without me.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
That is true. But if there are complications, then we're
all in trouble. Because if it's like a breech bird, yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Wouldn't know what to do with that plane.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Well, I do have a little experience in that. But
with horses, Yeah, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well, you put the glove on, you go in, You
gotta you gotta, you gotta turn it around. You gotta
turn that Yeah, turn that baby around with that.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
When you're dilated ten centimeters, you don't care whose hand
goes up you. You don't care what's going on. You
just like, get it out of me. My god, I
just want to be done with this, please, thank you.
And if you get an epidural, which you wouldn't get
obviously if you're on a plane.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
I don't take this with me, then you're like, who
wants to check?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Right?

Speaker 12 (27:52):
You don't care, It's all good, okay.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
You know, for instance, I know that Nate, you you
had I t classes. I mean, you guys watch videos
on this stuff, didn't you.

Speaker 27 (28:02):
Yeah, I will say that is the one thing that
scared me was the birthing video. It's I mean, you
look at it, what's coming out of that that area
and it's not physically possible, it's made for that. Well,
you think you can go in, Luca can come out.

(28:24):
I love the miracle of childbirth.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Slightly different from me, but there you go talking about
your microscopic penis. Why do you do that all the time? Groscopic?
It's it's adequate. That's all I want to hear about it.

Speaker 13 (28:36):
I thought it best mean yesterday and ago, it's it's
said girls have a crazy measurement system. They see a
three inch cockroach, it's huge. You pull yours out and
it's three inches and they're like, oh, that's the smallest
thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Why.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Very valid. Okay, back to the conversation. He's got a
point though, So scary could you deliver a baby?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
What if it's just you and the mother and it's
just the two of you and you are responsible for
making sure that baby comes out safe and sound?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Can you do it?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I mean, if it's as easy as they make it
looking movies and stuff and on TV shows, then maybe
I would have a general idea, but something tells me
it's a lot more complicated than that.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, you got to rotate the head or something you have.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
You don't have to rotate the head unless you know, when.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
The head comes out, then you got to turn it that.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Don't get stuck.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
I would be in the ballpark, but I wouldn't. I
don't think I would actually be able to successfully do it.
I think I think.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Everybody here could do it. I really do, because we
read so many stories about people just having one at home,
having one on the side of the road, having them
all over the place. Once it starts, it seems like
it just, you know, does its thing.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
As Danielle says, I mean, it's as long as there's
no like extreme complication.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Well, because my mom says, and pardon my French or
whatever this is, she said, oh you because I'm I'm
the third child.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
She said, oh, you just felt like a piece of poop.
It was no big deal. It's like a poop, And
then there you were.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
That's supposed to happen more and more and more kids.
It's easier they for some reason the processes easier.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Well, she said, I became much more difficult later.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
In life that I totally see.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Shut up, all right, just.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Asking the class who can deliver a baby? I guess
we're all confident if push comes to shove.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
As they say, I mean, we definitely try. We wouldn't
leave this person in agony, you know, trying to deliver.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I think scary. Would scary would run.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I would make an attempt to run, they attempt to
try and do the delivery. I wouldn't give a biblical
cord though. I mean, you just take scissors and.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
I guess and someone can they can take care of
that in post.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Someone will, someone will come in and trim that baby up, right,
I mean yeah, I mean okay, would it be safe, Daniel?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
The umbilical cord is how long?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I mean yeah, I mean it attaches from you to
the exactly.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
But how long is it? Is it like three feet?
I don't know, no idea ten feet? No, I mean
not ten feet? Is it safe? Just to cut the
cord and you know someone can come clean up later?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I guess. I remember when I was in getting having
a baby. I remember them saying to Sheldon, do you
want to cut the cord, and I guess they have
it a certain place and then you got to pinch up.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yeah maybe I don't know. I cut Cadence.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah all right, okay, So we have a Deandra online
twenty she's gonna walk us through it.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Oh finally we have a real obg y n on
the phone. Oh god, Oh you're not. Oh you wor
you work in ob g y n and that's an
and you've seen movies. That's a nice So Deandra, uh,
walk us through it.

Speaker 20 (31:49):
So I've worked in ob d y n for five
years and then I've also had three kids of my own.
So when you're when you go into labor, you start
your contraction. If your water breeds, it means that you're
like an active labor. You should go to the hospital
or you should get to the hospital because you're very
close and you you can dilate from you can dilate

(32:09):
very quickly once your water breaks. But some people's water
it doesn't break and later. So there there are signs
that you have to you'll know that you're in that
process of giving birth. The first sign is when your
mucus plug passes, and that's.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Like a hold on mucus plug does a mucus plug.

Speaker 20 (32:33):
Yeah, So it's it's like it's when it's when the
cervix like ruptures a little bit because there's so much
pressure down there, and that means that you're going to
start to dilate. You're gonna be in the process of dilating. Okay,
so your music plug passes, there's pinkish, bloody discharge, and it's.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Like it's like after a it's like after having a
bloody nose, like four hours later that mucus plug comes.

Speaker 20 (32:59):
It could it could it has been rapidly, or it
could happen the next day or two days from then.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yeah, like oh my day.

Speaker 20 (33:06):
You'll call your obg y N and they'll be like, oh, well,
you know, you know, just let us know when you,
you know, start having contractions and they're like ten minutes apart,
Like if you go to the hospital, they're going to
just send you home. They're'll be like, Okay, everything's fine,
you don't need to come in yet. But when you
start having contractions, like and you're in a lot of
pain and they're coming and they're very very quick, you

(33:26):
know that, like you're having that baby within the hour.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Okay, we'll take it to the end. We got to
skip to the the dessert here. Like when you see
the head start coming out like that, it's time. It's
it's it's game, game is on.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
So what do you do? Like how does that work?

Speaker 20 (33:44):
So if you're in a hospital, usually they they help
you crown, like they'll help your service open up and
they'll help the head through. And once the head comes through,
like when you have your contraction, they'll tell you to push.
So once you have those contractions, you're dilating enough and
you should be pushing at that point. But then when
your contractions stop, you shouldn't push anymore. So they'll guide

(34:05):
you through. They'll tell you, okay, when you have your
next contraction, we want you.

Speaker 23 (34:08):
To push with everything.

Speaker 20 (34:08):
Oh my god, and then you're gonna push the head
is like the easiest part, I think.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Okay, Well, well hold on to say DeAndre. This conversation
began as a could you help deliver a baby? And
with no experience whatsoever? So what is your number one
piece of advice for poor me who has to sit
there and help a baby come out of Danielle?

Speaker 11 (34:29):
What do I do?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
What you would do?

Speaker 20 (34:32):
Is there you would literally you have to be there,
you have to be watching. You can guide the baby out,
make sure the baby doesn't you know, fall or h
okay or definitely like get involved, you're gonna get.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
They are slippery little suckers and you and hitting that
floor has got to make that splat noise.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
You don't want to hear that, all right?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
All right, So so guiding the baby, making sure the
baby is safe coming out. While and then what do
I do for Danielle to say, you're on your own girlfriend,
just figure it out.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
That's what I do.

Speaker 20 (35:03):
When you have when you get your contraction, when you
feel it coming, that's when you push and push, push, push,
and you just guide them through pushing, push with all
your might. And once they push, the baby should be
coming out, and you just guide the baby out.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
All right, excellent, okay, So that's my job to guide
the baby and keep the baby safe.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
All right. Done, that's all I can do. I can't.
I can't do more than that, Deandra, that's all you get.

Speaker 20 (35:25):
Sorry, but anyway, it doesn't clipped right away, it can stay.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
On, okay, but you just got to stay attached to
the mom, I guess, no.

Speaker 20 (35:35):
Yeah, So the umbilical cord is like the baby wipeline
is the baby's blood supply.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
It can stay on for.

Speaker 20 (35:41):
I mean umbilical court, right, so many.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Well, it's not like a like it's not like a
charging cord from my iPhone. I can't plug into someone else, right,
I mean you got to keep it on the month,
all right. And then some people keep those things connected
for years, I've heard, but that's some other story. All right, Look, Deandra,
we've got to roll, but you have enlightened us. Thank
you so much. I feel a little better and more
confident now in helping Daniell give birth to her next child.

(36:04):
What though, all right, Gandhi, I'm gonna get some water
and towels.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
We're going in. Thank you to Andre. You have a
great day. Thanks for talking to us.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Okay, Gandhi's keeping her legs closed.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Legitimately, I just crossed.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
My legs like.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I'm worn out just thinking about it. But if it happens,
I'm ready. Just guide that baby. That's all I can do.
The best I can do is help that baby stay safe. Okay,
it'll be good.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Yeah, catch it, don't let it hit the floor exactly.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
You don't want to hear that noise.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Podcast.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Now I'm thinking about our old school dinner that we're
going to be having. I'm going to invite Brody. No,
Brody is he on the line with us right now?

Speaker 14 (36:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Anybody else on the planet you could have mentioned other
than me.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis ter
Ran in the Morning Show. Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran

(37:23):

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Oh was it read?

Speaker 6 (37:28):
It?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Is that where I saw this article that you saw, Danielle.
The celebrities you find suspicious?

Speaker 11 (37:34):
I know we did just read it.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
We read it might have been Yeah, I don't know.
There was a thread online talking about, Yeah, these different celebrities,
some of them I agree with.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Right, So there's this thread online that Danielle and I
are talking about where.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
People are talking about other quote unquote good celebrities, but
they're suspicious of them. Most of these they're just vibes
on actual proof. It's just kind of a silly list
of who some stars may or may not be who
they seem to be.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
So the one that we know is not well, first
of all, the one that we know is not true,
is Michael Bubley because it said some say he isn't
as cool and calm as he lets on. Dude, Michael
Boublay is what you see is what you get, if
at least in our world, maybe behind the scenes. But
he's always so nice and he's just he's never takes
himself too seriously. He's out to have a good time.

(38:21):
He just that's how he is.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
You know what he could be with Michael Bouobley.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yes, his performance is black tie and tuxedo with an
orchestra behind him. You'll see songs that are like classics
from the nineteen forties fifties, and and then when he's
got his tuxedo off, he's wild.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
I mean he's crazy.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, he's awesome.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
So maybe they're seeing two sides to him, but neither
side is suspicious.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
I don't think yea gandhi. I mean he's great.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
I think he's way cooler than people probably think he is.
But I wouldn't call him cool and calm. I don't
call him calm.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
He very frantic. Yeah, yeah, in a fantastic way. Okay,
So but on this list, who else is there?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Rachel Ray is on there? Some people say she seems fake.
One person said she might be a terrible person, but
at least she can't cook.

Speaker 11 (39:08):
Is that a joke?

Speaker 23 (39:10):
Joke?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
She can cook?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
And I see, we've had different experiences with Rachel Ray.
I every time I've been around Rachel, she's been extremely cool. Yeah,
but you didn't agree with that.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Well, it was just back in the day when we
first met her. A lot of the women who were
on the show thought that she was more responsive to
the men than the women, that she wasn't really paying
attention to the ladies as much as the guys. And
that's it the wrong way with a couple of people. Okay,
but I know she could have changed, She could be

(39:42):
different now, I mean have We haven't seen her in
so long, so who even knows?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
All Right, so some people think Rachel Ray is a nice,
good celebrity, but at the same time they're a little
sus Okay, who else is on the list?

Speaker 4 (39:53):
I like the next one?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Ryan Seacrest is on this list?

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Guy, let's talk about it.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Well, it says, then, do you see what they say
about him?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
We'll go ahead and read that.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
One person said he has a well in his basement
and a yard full of buried bones. I can feel it, Okay.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
So I don't know. We've heard great things about Ryan.
We work with him.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, I mean, anytime I've ever met Ryan, he's been
very nice.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
He's always in his God.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
He has his Ryan Seacrest studios and children's hospitals across
the country, and he.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Does good things. But for some reason, and maybe he
likes it, people are suspicious. Yeah, all right, go ahead,
all right.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Gwyneth Paltrow on the list because people seem annoyed by her,
And one person said, I mean, what do you think
the goop is made from? So yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I mean, I don't feel. I don't feel
like I've ever heard she's not a nice person. That
she's not you know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I don't know. Maybe it's because we don't know. What
do you think?

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Gandhi, I'd agree with that one. I don't know anything
about her. I've never had any encounter with her. I'm
just going solely based on some of the interview clips
that we've seen and some of the products that she promotes.
I don't know what's going on over there, but it's
something weird.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
She might be high maintenance though. I think maybe because
I mean, on Goop everything is so expensive and stuff
you really can't afford, So maybe she's more of a
high maintenance type person.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
You just think about her skiing into that guy on
vacation and then she tried to sue him for ruining
her time, and I just find that fascinating.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I forgot about that. I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
All right, all right, moving, okay, okay, Jack Nicholson. They
say his image has softened over time, but there are
people who are still creeped out by his scandals in
the seventy including his association with Roman Polanski. So yeah, okay, yeah,
so there's that one.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
I do believe the next.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
One, Danielle has an opinion about the next person who
seems very suss.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
So Adam Levine is on the less Some people believe
he may have sold his soul to the devil for
his fame, or maybe the cost was just his questionable tattoos.
So we have all well, I know I have, and
get Elvis has had some contact with Adam Levine over
the years, and Adam Levine loves Adam Levine, let's.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Just say that.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
And he told me once can I say what he
told me? Once?

Speaker 14 (42:13):
True?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
We were doing it. We were doing an interview and
it was he and I and I was telling him
how much I loved him. I was the biggest Adam
Levine fan.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Years ago.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
I had seen him on SNL. I went to the
studio everything, and I was said, oh my gosh, I
can't wait for your new stuff to come out. This
and he said this, I could poop on the floor,
but he didn't say poop and you'd love it something
like that. And I was like what because as basically
saying that, I was so obsessed with everything that he
was doing. And that was the day I stopped loving

(42:41):
Adam Levie.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
There you go, and I remember I stopped. I remember
the day I stopped loving him as well.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
And keep in mind this list and admittedly, so these
are just suspicion, suspicious thoughts.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I mean, there's no proof in most of these people
that they are bad people, except for Adam Levine.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we only.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Have two minutes.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Okay, Chip and Joanna Gaines. One person said on their show,
once Chip found a dead old cock crow to put
it in his mouth to be funny, and that's all
the evidence they need that. I don't know. I don't
know Jimmy Fallon. People think his persona comes off as
fake and forced. See, I don't. I don't agree with
that either. I feel like anytime we've seen Jimmy, he's
always Jimmy. He's always cool and nice.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
But just listen, I.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Guess compiled from people who definitely have never met him,
and they're making these assumptions.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Jack's always been cool with us. We're gandha, you agree
with that?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
I love him so much. I think he's been again,
beyond cool with us. He remembers people's names, and he
treats me. Yeah, I always keep on my pocket. Though
people are very kind to us. I wonder how they
are with everybody else.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
No Jimmy.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
I think Jimmy's kind to everybody, but I yeah, wonder.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yeah. I find Jimmy to be an everyday guy. Okay,
moving on this this next one.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
We've also had an interaction with Jonah Hill. Some people
said that the way he interacts without the people makes
them uncomfortable, whatever that means. Jonah Hill, when we interviewed
him at one point, he was not the easiest person
to interview same.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Yeah, we've heard that from a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Okay, the next one will Smith and then they just
wrote this one seems obvious.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Okay, the next one mister B's it says.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
No one seems to have anything specific to hang these
suspicions on, other than it's unsettling that he's done too
many good things.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
So I don't know. That's a weird reason to be suspicious.

Speaker 22 (44:28):
It is someone and really.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Has done so many good things for so many people,
So I don't know. And the last one is weird
Al Yankovic, which is weird.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
But no, no, no, he's just facing times. He's the
nicest guy ever. Go back around again. I want to
see if you guys want to have him on the show.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
No, no, he's suspicious. We can't have him on.

Speaker 10 (44:52):
No.

Speaker 14 (44:53):
I just.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Okay, that's allowed.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
I don't think anyone's can vouch for anybody.

Speaker 18 (45:01):
Now.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
We only know our short limited experience with people, and
that's great. But we say all the time, you know,
somebody tells you I'm a bitch, believe them. If somebody
tells you I'm the nicest person, believe them.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
So I don't know one of this lists, though, Gandhi
I got to say, Michael Booblet to me is the
one I can told, I can think I can vouch for.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
I would want to vouch for Michael and Jimmy. I
would love to. I have my limited experience with them.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Oh you know, we have a last minute entry here
on the text messages in a garden.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Oh yeah, haven't we heard haven't we heard you?

Speaker 20 (45:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, we've heard some very very awful things about her,
but she still is my favorite. When I need to
find a recipe for anything, I go to in a
garden online first before anyone else.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
So there's that. So there you go. We're suspicious, Yes
we don't, but we don't know why that is so
us Right Christmas if you live it for a very
interm thing season.

Speaker 17 (45:54):
From Alvis Duran in the Morning Show, Hey I'm grazie.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Apron was cracking.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
It's not on CAD in a month.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
This is Merry Christmas. Uster ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
So Froggy walked into the Jacksonville iHeart Studios today and
found some Chick fil A.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
What the chicken biscuit sandwiches?

Speaker 13 (46:19):
They're in a bag on the count right right, I
was here yesterday, but they were brought in and it
was around ten thirty. It was around nine thirty in
the morning yesterday, so they're not quite twenty four hours
old yet.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Okay, So his question to us, knowing that we have
a background in science and food safety, is okay to
eat this Chick fil a chicken biscuit sandwich that's been
here since nine am yesterday?

Speaker 4 (46:46):
I think for sure, I shaid a hop on it.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Absolutely, microwave it. It'll zapp all the back.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
To your No. No, no, no, that is not true.

Speaker 23 (46:53):
You know that.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
I know neither's been okay to eat a sandwich has
been sitting out all night. Yet I'm encouraging this, guys.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Don't you remember not too long ago that thing came
out that said that you had to put it in,
you know, the refrigerator of two hours after getting it.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Now, immediately put food in the refrigerator when it still Oh.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Then if it's immediate, then you definitely cannot eat this frog.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
But does it apply to fast food?

Speaker 6 (47:19):
No, thank you. If it was a.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Regular chicken, I'd say throw it out. But it's Chick
fil A. It's got all the stuff around it.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yes, all the stuff around it thank you. That sounds scientific.
Now he's looking at it now, Okay, did you microwave it?

Speaker 6 (47:34):
No?

Speaker 12 (47:35):
No, it's it's little. It's a room bed room temperature.
It's where it is. The biscuit itself is a little hard.
I'm not going to eat that.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
But the chicken it smells fine. I'm the other I
think the biscuits probably safer than the chicken. The chickens cooked.
It's not. Okay, he's eating it now, he's.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Trying the eating.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
You're fine, tastes fine, It tastes. It tastes fine.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
You'll find out four hours from now whether in fact
was fine.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah, maybe he may be more than four hours.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
It says we'll have a lot of potentially harm bacteria
in it.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Now.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Potential may make you violently ill diarrhea and vomiting may not.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
In a court of WAW, potential doesn't count. You're innocent
into a proven guilty.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I love this article, though. When you're hungry and you
get up the next morning, you're starving, nothing sounds better
than that pizza that's been sitting out in the box
all night.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I think the problem, Well, that's the pizza I brought
in today. I always eat pizza at night and put it.
I leave it out all night the night, bring it
in and you eat it. You eat it every single time.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Wait, wait, that hasn't been in the fridgile.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
No, no, it's cold in my apartment.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
And I just recently saw I don't remember which restaurant
it was, but somebody had saved a burger for fifteen
years and it was in the same shape as when
they first got it. So I'm pretty sure it's fine.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Supersized me when they did that with the fries.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
He passed away. By the way, are you gonna eat
it or not? Frog? We gotta go.

Speaker 12 (49:03):
Yeah, look I've already got I've already got most of
it gone.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
All right, you're doing great? That all right? Danielle, Pooo,
don't answer the phone.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tappen.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Wait wait a minute, whose is it? Whose phone tapp
It's it's Danielle's missus mos. All right, let's get into
the phone. Tap, daniel what are you so?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Olivia is tapping Melissa. You know they own a little
restaurant and Ms. Moss just wants to make a reservation.
She's having a party.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
This is probably a very complicated miss. Let's listen to
your phone.

Speaker 14 (49:35):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah, I wanted to book a holiday party for tomorrow.

Speaker 23 (49:43):
Oh listen, I'm sorry, but tomorrow is a little weird
book Huh. I'm actually booked for tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
What we are?

Speaker 23 (49:54):
We don't have any faith to book a new party
for tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
How can you bad book for tomorrow when it's only today?
I mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't be booked
for tomorrow. I didn't even make a reservation, and I
don't know how you have all reservations for tomorrow already.

Speaker 23 (50:07):
Are you trying to make a dinner reservation or are
you trying to book a party?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Yeah, it's for thirty four people.

Speaker 23 (50:14):
Okay, So basically how it works is when you book
a party, you.

Speaker 14 (50:19):
Have to do it more.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yeah, right, right, I want to book a party thirty
four people tomorrow night at eight o'clock.

Speaker 17 (50:24):
Okay, No, no, no, I'm sorry, So let's make it six.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Let's make it six. I'm an old lady. I like
to go to bed early.

Speaker 23 (50:31):
Okay, I understand that, And we're not that kind of restaurant.
If you have to book us in advance.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Do you have Montarella sticks because I lack a lot
of Monzarella sticks.

Speaker 23 (50:39):
We cannot accommodate your party tomorrow. I'm very very sorry.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
You must want to look somethey.

Speaker 23 (50:43):
We cannot commodate your party. We have no faith for
you at our restaurant.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
But I'm gonna come at six because you know, I'm
an old lady and I can't.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Say thirty four people.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
And I'm I also lack a lot of marin aaro
sauce with the Montarelli sticks. So make sure there's that.

Speaker 23 (51:00):
Okay, okay, okay, if you show up tomorrow, if you
show up, we will have no seat for you. We
will have no six for you. Okay, we don't have faith.
I'm so very sorry.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Do you do you mock to ballsuit? Because half of
my guests are Jewish. We're having a holiday party. We're
going to have a monora on one side of the
tree and a tree on the other side. Is that
all right?

Speaker 23 (51:19):
If you want to book something maybe in January?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Or maybe excuse me, what would I who's going to
have a holiday party in January? It took me a
while to get your number because I don't have the internets,
and so I had to go down to the store
that cuts my coke cuts.

Speaker 14 (51:34):
You know, Bob.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
My son Marvin had to drive me there, and he
drove me to the place that has the coke cuts
and Bob, he gave me your phone number to the Bob.

Speaker 23 (51:43):
Well, I appreciate I Bob, I appreciate Bob giving and well,
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Have a panther right down the phone number, so it
took me a few minutes. And that's why I consulate.
So as you can see, there was a lot of
things going.

Speaker 14 (51:52):
On in that.

Speaker 23 (51:54):
Sorry man, listen, I'm so sorry, so sorry. I wish
we could have you come in, but we can maybe
think of a couple other days and the future callings
back and we'll try to accommodate you.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
All right, So you went that my name pay My
name is Maskallopsis. Hello, Yeah, Hello. You told me to
call back and tell you what my earliest convenience was.
So I wanted to tell you that's tomorrow.

Speaker 23 (52:19):
No, I can not do your tomorrow?

Speaker 11 (52:21):
What no?

Speaker 6 (52:22):
What?

Speaker 14 (52:22):
No?

Speaker 18 (52:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Is it because I have Jewish friends coming?

Speaker 23 (52:25):
Is that the po And I am upsending that you
are saying that I would like to.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Speak to your manager because I don't think you'll be
a nice I think it's old people, and I don't
think you like my Jewish friends.

Speaker 23 (52:34):
Nothing available tomorrow? Okay if you have other people that
took the time to plan ahead and so we cannot
accommodate your party, that's so nice of you.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
I'm so set.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Thirty four of us are coming.

Speaker 23 (52:44):
And again, you know what, guess what, We're closed tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
You're not close tomorrow. You're so funny.

Speaker 17 (52:49):
Don't be funny.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
I'm sorry, very funny.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I don't think that's nice. You just being mean to
old people.

Speaker 23 (52:54):
You'll be sitting outside of people plan ahead. We are
not how many your party?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Why are you laughing at because they're living in This
is Daniel Manarroll from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
You just got phone tapped? Oh my god, Yeah, I'm
not really an old lady. And Melissa was in on
it the hotel me.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Lissa you there?

Speaker 6 (53:16):
Huh what hello?

Speaker 23 (53:21):
I just aged like ten years gotcha.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Elvis Duran's phone tap?

Speaker 4 (53:30):
How irritating is that?

Speaker 14 (53:31):
What?

Speaker 8 (53:31):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Laura?

Speaker 4 (53:33):
I just can't I still can't believe how people just
stay on the phone that law.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Yeah, yep, yep, It's only hung up once.

Speaker 26 (53:40):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all
party serious.

Speaker 8 (53:44):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Really do I really see my I think you're a
little madder than normal.

Speaker 17 (54:03):
He's an angry.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
Elth Scary Christmas from Elvis Duran on the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
So, David Cats, by the way, if you're wondering, here's
David has been my partner for years, my business partner.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
For many many years. Agent agent. You're like agent to
the store, agent to the star.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
I love whenever you had to do some though, and
you go, this is my partner.

Speaker 21 (54:27):
Like I like that.

Speaker 18 (54:28):
So David, they had to cram a camera in your wiener.
Oh yes, exactly, Froggy in there, not just in there?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
In there?

Speaker 10 (54:40):
Is it up?

Speaker 11 (54:41):
There?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Is it like one of those big polaroid cameras that
spits the picture out.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
I couldn't look, but when I walk.

Speaker 12 (54:49):
Thank you scary up your Euretha Franklin.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
I don't have a penis, and just I can't even imagine.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Yeah, I supposed to be incredibly painful.

Speaker 19 (54:57):
I had been dreading, not that I knew this was
going to happen. But I had a friend or two
had gone through it, and I prayed, please never ever.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Let me have to go through this. Did you do
it because you wanted to? Or is a medical thing?
Who would want to do that?

Speaker 15 (55:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Okay, talk to any emergency room doctor. The things that
people rolled into the emergency room with up their holes.

Speaker 19 (55:21):
Yeah, I still don't think it's a desire to do it.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Okay, So I had to do it. I've had an
urinary thing, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 19 (55:28):
And we couldn't figure out what was going on, and
I actually jumped to the cat scan first, hoping to
avoid what we did. Okay, cat scan was great, clean,
It's like, darn.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
It, now I got to go through this.

Speaker 19 (55:40):
But the fear of what was going to happen was
far worse than the actual procedure.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Good, okay, that's good. You know Nate had it done. Yeah? Yeah,
I was one of his support phone calls. Yes he
was not.

Speaker 19 (55:54):
Only was he a support phone call, he sent me
the video.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Yeah when he did it. Why would you do that
to someone wants to show him? It wasn't that bad.
Do you want to see inside my penis?

Speaker 11 (56:04):
No?

Speaker 4 (56:04):
I took no, do not show us the inside your penis.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Video there, okay, okay, let's see inside of my penis,
inside your penis.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
That's very short, shut up, very quick, thinner expected.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Well that's inside your penis. Isn't that interesting? You want
to see inside my penis?

Speaker 11 (56:22):
Long?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
He said, to the street and ask strangers if they
want to see inside your penia?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
It was, wasn't it informative?

Speaker 27 (56:28):
And the whole procedure was a minute twenty two seconds
because I kill So they're looking.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
They're looking fortale signs of yes, of blockages of whatever
my issue.

Speaker 14 (56:39):
Was going to be.

Speaker 19 (56:39):
But I didn't tell you this, and I apologize on
air in front of millions. I couldn't look at the video, okay,
could no. I was afraid to see what was going
to happen. So I actually never looked at the video.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
They don't put.

Speaker 23 (56:50):
You out for this.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
They put you out.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Do they give you a local?

Speaker 19 (56:54):
Oh yeah, they squeeze some light a cane liquid, you know,
up the well the boyhood as I call it.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
I have that video at home anyway. Any who, So,
did they anything clear?

Speaker 15 (57:14):
You good?

Speaker 25 (57:15):
No?

Speaker 19 (57:15):
They it was clear inside you know, the arena, But
that they haven't found what my issue is so I've
got to go to whatever is going to happen next.
But I can't imagine anything next is going to be
as terrifying as the thought of what I went through
on Friday.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Look, I do believe that it's great to know all
about your body. It's great to know what procedures are
all about if you have one. It's great to have
a great doctor, physician or surgeon who explains everything, here's
what we're going to do. We're doing it because of this,
You're not going to feel a thing. But I do
believe that there is something to be said for not

(57:54):
knowing everything, and that is the visual. For instance, when
I had lasy surgery done to my laser procedure done
to my eyes, right.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
It's a very common thing. I mean you can get
it done in a mall.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
I mean it's everywhere. Yeah, But when I saw the
video of what they did, I'm like, they did that
to my eye.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Ooh. I don't know if I would go back and
do it again if I had to.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I had the same thing with when I had my
nose on years ago. I kind of looked into my
chart back then and it talked about like cutting and
flipping like.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Skin, and I was like, what exactly they did that.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
I'm like, if I knew that, I don't know if
I'd do it.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
And when I had my my face lift, God only
knows what they did. But now I have a beard
growing behind my ears.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I didn't used to have that.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Okay, obviously they pulled it back and they attached it
behind me. I do believe that there are things in
life we don't really have to know full disclosure?

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Do you agree with that? Gun?

Speaker 5 (58:51):
I like knowing everything before I go in for anything.
I look up every procedure. I look up the worst
thing that could have happened. I just like to be prepared.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
So can I ask you this? Do you do you
ever go on web MD?

Speaker 6 (59:01):
No?

Speaker 5 (59:01):
I don't do web md because the answer is always
the same. You either have a cold or if you
have something that's gonna kill you.

Speaker 12 (59:07):
Yeah, yeah, I got a hangnail.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Well, what possibilities could be? Cancer?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Oh, it's no web MD.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
When I had thyroid cancer, I went in and I
googled what it would look like, and it looked like
somebody had cut these people's heads off, Because you know,
they do the incision in your neck and I'm like,
oh my gosh, I'm gonna look like someone tried to
decapitate me. So I went out and I bought all
these scarves, thinking that I was gonna have to wear
scars for the rest of my life. But that's not

(59:33):
how it happens. We look at you was actually not it, didn't,
you know. I mean, shout out to doctor in a way,
who's an amazing surgeon, But like, was it like that
maybe those pictures were old or those were so you
just it's.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Always worst case scenario.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, but you get just how happy are you? True?
But when you google these things, it does scare you
so scary.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
When you had your colonoscopy not that long ago, I mean,
did you get to watch your video?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
I saw it after the fact. I did not want
to know the details of what actually happens to you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
They show you you had polyps? You said, I had
Do they show your your pop, your Jackson polyps? My
favorite artist.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
One one big polemp and he said, thank you for
coming to me. Now he's, uh, you should have come
a couple okay, But.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
The whole point is you got to see inside you.
I got to see inside And did you need to
see that. I didn't really need to Gandhi needs to
see inside area.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
I need to see everything. I need to see inside
all of you.

Speaker 14 (01:00:22):
Enough.

Speaker 19 (01:00:23):
That's weird past forty five minutes sleep. Ever, Yeah, that
is true.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
I mean, the thing is, the body is an interesting thing,
and it's like it's like going under the surface of
the sea to see what's going on down there. It's
like going to outer space. You're going someplace that's it's
it's been there your entire life. For instance, look at
the number of sphincters we have in our bodies, so many.
We always we always think of, you know, sphincter, sphincter

(01:00:49):
number one, right, yeah, back there, you know, but we've
got sphincters in your throat. You got sphincters.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Everywhere, and they open up and close like they look
like little fish lips. They really do it fascinating.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
So what just in a text a moment ago, talking
about how they had to go down their throat to
take a look at their local courts, said it looked
like a vagina because you know, so your your body
is full of vagina's in sphincters and all sorts of things,
and it's a wonderful thing that God, the universe, however

(01:01:22):
you claim it has created, and it works this this round,
well round, there's this roundish thing in your chest beats
and with every beat of that heart, it's pumping blood
and oxygen and all sorts of nutrients around your body
and in my case, out of the body. Thanks for sharing, Okay,

(01:01:45):
I just think it's all about science. Yes, it's incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
What the body.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
It's incredible to me that I can have sex with
someone and it feels so awesome, and then months later
a baby pops out that is representing me genetically as
well as the mother. I just to me, that's if
you stop and think about it. I mean, are we
smoking pot right now? It really is incredible what science

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offers us and teaches us.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
People use a die of diarrhea now we just laugh
about it and sends Gary on his way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
This is true anywhere I know. I know, I feel
like we've taken a bunch of gummies. We're all high
and talking.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Look at the cat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Look at those almond shaped eyes on the cat. You
know that cats from out of space.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
We're high high.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
It was the bagel, all right, We got to move on.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Anyway, I'm glad your penis is doing better.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
If Hallmark had a card that said, Gee, I'm happy
your penis is doing better, I would.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Send it to you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
We should get into that business.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
I say, we need a business. What you really want
to say? That's what the card should line should be called.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
You should be able to print anything.

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Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
El Mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
Hey it's Allison Ray.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
This is Lady Dona.

Speaker 17 (01:03:33):
Heytes Taylor Swift wishing you a merry Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show, Hey.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Diamond, there is someone who works here at the iHeart Building. Yeah,
I don't know her name.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I'm sure she's a very nice person, but she never
remembers Diamond's name.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
She calls her every black woman employee's name.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Yeah except for Dimond, except for Diamond.

Speaker 15 (01:04:00):
Yeah, literally every time and every time I see her,
I'm waiting for her to call me someone else's name.
And it's a rotation too, Like she's called me other
people's names like a few times in a row. I'm like,
you can remember these other people's names, but not mine.
Come on, and you know what's funny?

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Your name is so like exotically, there's not a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
Of it's not a name problem.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
It's probably she doesn't recognize the difference between do all
white people look alike.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Some of you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
I gotta be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
On our show, which two white people could you confuse
as the same person?

Speaker 11 (01:04:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
At first Nate and Scotty?

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Really?

Speaker 15 (01:04:40):
Yeah, Okay, I got a little different now because Scotty
is all gray.

Speaker 12 (01:04:46):
I'm not all gray.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
I'm mostly pepper. You're getting my assualty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
I just think there's an interesting concept not being able
to tell the difference between someone's faces or whatever because
you're black or white or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
I mean, but she so, what do you? What do
you say it? She was like, well, ho whatever, and.

Speaker 15 (01:05:09):
Like Diamond, I'm like, ah, Diamond, Like I just stop
her because like I used to let her just keep
talking because I'm like, okay, you and whatever. Girl, But
now I'm like, sister, it's been at least a year
of this. Come on, pull it together. We see each
other at least twice a week. Pullute together.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Okay, yeah, I would recognize you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
I mean, I know, look at this face.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
We love you, Carol, Carol. Oh wait, Carol's light of Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
So when I first started, before I met one of
our higher up, higher ups. He thought, remember we used
to have a phone screen named Rizza. He thought Eurritza
was me, walked over and introduced himself, and she one
had been working here for quite a while. She was brown,
and she was brown as well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
And two she was like, nah, all right, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
There's that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Well, okay, all good. Do you mean to say something
to her? Hey, her name is Diamond. I mean, just
look at her. She's Diamond.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
There's no other person in this building that looks like her.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Nah, I think it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Okays off about that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
So I went to uh god, one of my favorite
restaurants of all time, Emilia's Ballado, last night for dinner.
You know you can't get into that place. Thank oh
we know someone, right, And so we always go through
the back door. You go through the back do we
have to go around the corner to stop it froggy.
You go around the corner to this metal door and
you walk in. It takes you through the kitchen whatever,
and you go in. And so the person I was

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meeting last night for dinner just never showed up. And
so Mario came out and said, you know, your friend's
already inside. I'm well, how did you get in?

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
He said?

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
He went to the front door. I went, you have
a front door? Why did you installed a front door
this place. I've never been to the front door ever.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
Oh, the front door is where the scary stuff happens.
It goes down at the front door.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
The place is a line. I saw it. There's a
line out there yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Yeah, oh god. The food is so good.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
It's so good, Danielle, I've never got to go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
And they just started bringing food out. I was like, okay,
just keep it coming.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Yes, and the poro, the veal, Antonio, my gosh, the
porchop we had the oh god, we had the chicken
wings with all the vinegar and peppers.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
Okay, they're roasted potatoes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Oh my god, the roasted potatoes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
You can argue all you want and you'll you'll lose
if you ever say Amelia Amelia's. But Blato is not
the best battalion restaurant in New York City. By the way,
I didn't get a free meal, and then so I'm
here to talk about them. No, I paid heavy. I
put that car down happily. There's something else I want

(01:07:57):
to talk about. It was Oh so out side the
kitchen down the hall where we get our coffee, there's
a big, half eaten red velvet cake. Apparently there was
some sort of celebration yesterday and the cake is still there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
So God and I get together as we do every morning,
and we're getting our coffee and I'm like, good God,
that cake. They should throw that away. That is just
it's teeming with all sorts of disease, right, And as
we said that, tell them what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
We're standing there and I see something approach the cake.
Turn around. It's Nate with a forourk He ate some of.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
That red velvet cake that's been out since Jimmy Carter was.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
President, and we know for a fact that in this building,
because we've seen them with our own two eyes, there
are rats and roaches. You ate an overnight cake in
the rat and roach kitchen.

Speaker 27 (01:08:52):
You did, that wouldn't have bothered me. The fact that somebody,
I believe cut it with a tuna.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Fish knife, That's what that was the problem because I
took it.

Speaker 27 (01:09:03):
I took a bite of the edge, and I did
not taste red velvet or cream cheese frosting.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
I tasted old tuna fis.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
It wasn't a red velvet cake. It was a red
snapper cake. Was red snapper? Give me some Yeah? But
why Danielle? Danielle really Danielle? Okay? Oh Daniell's she's having
a fit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Oh either way, Oh my gosh, that's so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
I recorded smell it. But why would you eat off
a cake that you know has been there since last night?
Its radio? How many times have we come in here?

Speaker 27 (01:09:44):
There's a slice of pizza and nobody knows when it
was delivered, nobody knows who ordered it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
I would never have.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
And you wonder why you're sick in the hospital all
the time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
You had two strokes because you eat the red velvet
cake with tuna tuna water frosted.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
We all do it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
What don't all do that? I roll the dice on
overnight leftovers. It's not a big deal. Don't do that.
It is, don't you know? It's a fried rice syndromes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
There are people who actually die because if fried rice
is sitting out like all night and you eat it,
it's it's teeming with all that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
What are you doing, Garrett Gary?

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
Why would you bring that here?

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Garret? He brought the tuna cake in? What are you doing?
What do you Why are you bringing the tuna cake
in here?

Speaker 15 (01:10:33):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Nate said he liked it so much. I figured it
would not finish it. I stand correct. Actually, you know what,
if I dug into it away from the tuna edge,
I may be able to do to sniff the knife.
Nor get that out of here, Garrett Gary, get that.

Speaker 9 (01:10:51):
With what.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
That's a good idea, Scotty make love to my red
velvet cake. What do you having to do to it?
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Taste have your way, No, get that, Garrett, Scary's hungry. Now,
Daniel's gonna start vomiting.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Daniel.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
I am not having that cake, and I know, get
out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
She's gonnavo. She can't guarante the ass. I saw that.
I'm calling hr right now. You kicked him in buttoks.
Oh here she goes. Oh why now I get out
of here. Damn it to hell. This is the worst,

(01:11:36):
the worst show ever ever. People were gagging while listening
to you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
Oh so gross.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
I could not believe he did it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
We were sitting there like, he's not up.

Speaker 27 (01:11:46):
I would have been totally fine if that tuna knife
wasn't used to to to disperse the don't eat old cake.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
And immediately threw it up into the trash can, all
of which was recorded.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
By the way, wait a minute, you are the you
are a guilty party, Duran.

Speaker 27 (01:12:03):
How many times do you order pizza and you order
it the night before then you bring it in for us, Like, hey,
where is this pizza overnight in your fridge?

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
I just left it out on the oven. Let it
sit out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Lots of people eat cold pizza in the morning. Now
it's left.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
It's been sitting out for twelve At least it's at
his house, not cake.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Also, strangers were devouring that cake with their fingers, and
it's gotta be put Wiener in there.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
I don't just I think there's a big difference between
leaving it out at your home and leaving it out here. Yes,
it's truly like the den of creatures because we've seen
the people who walk around here on the way that
they treat things.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Does Scotty Bee have a tunic?

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
How did this conversation get to where it is? So
ins just in the text. It's the same in our
teachers lounge. No one questions where the food came from
or how long it's been there. We need teachers to live.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Food is food. No, No, it's not ten thousand years ago.

Speaker 27 (01:13:06):
Your ancestors were they found a dead carcass somewhere and
they're like most years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
Most carcasses are dead. I was always don't waste food.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
We know that, we can tell.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
You gotta take it. Take it today. Hold on, let's check.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
We're happy holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Now, shut up, but good back to work.

Speaker 17 (01:13:44):
From Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
Together with you tell us Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Are scary. Here's this article I was talking about, but
how you cook your food? The headline.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
New research suggests viral anti aging cooking hack may influence
health and longevity. So there's a growing body of research
suggesting that how you cook your food, not just what
you eat, may influence health and longevity. The same high
heat methods that give steak its smoky crust, roast chicken
its crispy skin, French fries their golden coating, and pastries

(01:14:30):
their browned edges also trigger complex chemical reactions in food.
They're saying that when natural sugars react with proteins at
high dry heat, especially when you're frying them, the process
is responsible for rich flavor aroma, but the same reaction
produces potentially harmful compounds, including one known as blah blah
blah blah blah. They're saying that the just to just

(01:14:52):
get to the bottom of it. The best way to
cook your food, rather than burning it and charring it
on with high heat even in air fryers, is to
cook in sauces. Sounds good and so steaming, so steaming
and poaching things that bubble around the meat rather than

(01:15:13):
direct flame. So no, I'm not saying we shouldn't be
eating French fries, but they're saying that the French fries
probably the most unhealthy thing you can eat, because once
the sugars on the potato fry, it turns into this thing, this, this,
this chemical that's not good for you. So when you
have French fries, just don't don't, don't hang your head

(01:15:35):
in shame. Just understand that's a treat.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Yeah. No, of course there goes my theory though, or
what I was told recently, which is wrong, according to
that article I told you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
No, I just heard that that that if you cook
in beef tallow or health or avocado oil, then those
are the things you should be using for frying, or
olive or olive oil.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Is TikTok TikTok told you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Yeah, they said that those are the things you should
be using. Okay, so then I guess healthier. Wait wait, wait, wait,
hold on saying it. It may be a little healthier
than cooking in another oil. You know, I'm not saying
it's not healthier, But look at the degree of health
in a fried something versus something that's poached or steamed. Look,

(01:16:16):
I'd rather have it fried, to be honest. That's my father.
If it has the word crunchy in the title, you
know what. So as you brown things, apparently that's when
all these things start to they start to come out
no matter what you fry in.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
So I'm just trying to make myself feel good about
myself for eating a fried chicken sandwich yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Of course it was fried in beef tallow instead of
canola oil. You know that's okay, Yay, Look me, I
did something good. But I guess you know, I should
have poached it, should have boiled it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
You can boil it, enjoy it, because there's also something
to be said for being happy, right, yeah, moderation Danielle. Danielle,
wouldn't you rather have a crunchy chicken sandwich over a
poached chicken sandwich?

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
And you know what, because you don't put mayo on it.
That's what screws up her chicken?

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
What?

Speaker 11 (01:17:09):
Look?

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
You know, look at me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
You know I'm not I'm not a picture of health
by any any meats. I'm just I'm not saying that
I have all the answers. I'm just saying, next time
you have to make a decision if you want to,
if you have like a treat yourself night or day
or lunch, Okay, go eat your fried chicken sandwich. Just
understand maybe you shouldn't have another one for dinner, and
then another one for breakfast, then another.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
One for lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Moderation.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Okay, you're good. Never hang your head in shame. I did.
I went hand last night. I ate ten thirty at night.
I'm like, what am I doing?

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
I looked at myself at my kitchen table eating a
fried chicken sandwich. I'm like, why am I doing this
to myself? Well, maybe next time you sho eat some
boiled ham.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
But then again, it's ham.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
He's got preservative sometimes, you know, Look, you you will
drive yourself insane. If you sit there and worry about
every single little thing that you put into your you're
gonna go crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
I think maybe you're already crazy. Nuts so nuts are
good for you? Have some nuts?

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Yes, nuts are great almonds, but aren't there some nuts
that are not so great for you?

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Like, it doesn't matter. No matter what you do, you're
gonna run into something somewhere that is.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Cashoes and walnuts are amazing for you. No, peanuts are
not nuts. Peanuts are our lagomes?

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
Right? What about what about these nuts? I don't know
about you. As long as you don't ingest them, I
think you're good anyway. I like this text, enjoy your
poached pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
I'm let me be very clear with any I'm not
sitting here telling anyone how they should be eating.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
I'm not telling you to go poach your friggin pizza. Moron,
go away.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
I'm telling you right now you can eat whatever you
want to eat. But don't fool yourself into thinking that.
But frying a fry and beef tellow is a lot
healthier than frying a fry in whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Fact it's not. I thought, see that's what I think.
That's where I thought it was. Okay, well we could
go and we're going in circles here.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Did we discuss air fryers, because I'm still curious. I
don't have one of those yet, and I'm so curious.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
The sugars of the bat or whatever that brown that's
that's where it happens, So air fry it could be
different degrees.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
I'm not going to say this again.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Remember preading, If it's browning it, there is a change
in the molecular structure and that changes the health factor.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
I'm not saying it's going to kill you if you
eat it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
What does it kill you faster than not eating.

Speaker 8 (01:19:35):
It correct, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
The phone tap from Scary. It's one of those very
unique phone taps.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
I saw him in the studio putting it together yesterday,
and you look really busy, Like how much work can.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
You put into a phone tap? You just call people
in phone taps.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Well, we spent I spent a lot of time on
it because I had to keep calling back Aliyah wanted
to phone tap her dad. Her Her dad runs a
business from the house, so he's forced to keep answering
the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
But I finally got to him.

Speaker 23 (01:20:03):
I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Let's see what happened. Hello, Hello, is this mister Ledo? Yes,
this is mister Ledo.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
This is Rod Phillips with boy Band Bonanza the Christmas Collection.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Happy Holidays, mister Ledo. Do you celebrate Christmas?

Speaker 15 (01:20:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:20:19):
But what is it?

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
This is the Christmas Collection boy Band Bonanza.

Speaker 18 (01:20:23):
So what did I have to do with me?

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
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Speaker 14 (01:20:29):
Which you No, no, no, it's your favorite boy band.
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Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
What's that?

Speaker 14 (01:20:34):
Please?

Speaker 25 (01:20:35):
Hang up?

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Okay? But sir, wouldn't you like boy band Bananza the
Christmas Collection? No, I'd like to go goodbye?

Speaker 17 (01:20:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
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Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Sir, heyo, did I just didn't we just talk?

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
For fifteen dollars and ninety nine cents? This entire city
of boy bands.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
From here, my man and done? Tell my man, my man,
my man could be yours my man.

Speaker 14 (01:21:04):
Yeah, listen to me.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
Could you do me a favor and not call me?

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Please?

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Sir, whre's your Christmas spirit?

Speaker 25 (01:21:11):
Listen to me?

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
I'm being nice now, Okay, in a minute, I'm not
gonna be very nice.

Speaker 25 (01:21:15):
Could you just hang them? Please?

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
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Speaker 25 (01:21:26):
What part of hanging up don't you get?

Speaker 14 (01:21:28):
Could you get off my phone?

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
Please, sir, I'll get off your phone just as soon
as you pick up one of these copies. Hello, oh
my god, don't you want to come in from out
of the coultion?

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
He make some hot chalcolate now, ninety eight degrees. Hello,
ninety eight degrees specializes in Christmas. I don't want to
hear I don't want to hear nothing. Haven't you had
some carollers at your door doing this song? Why don't
you know what?

Speaker 25 (01:21:55):
Why don't you come up house?

Speaker 22 (01:21:56):
Come to my house.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
I'm some degrees. They say you give again. I say no, no, no, no, no,
no no, Say you'll give this gift?

Speaker 14 (01:22:02):
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Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
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Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
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Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
New kids on the block? You know Jordan, John, Danny, Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
You remember that I'm gonna hurt you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Your Christmas would be much funkier if you had a
copy of boy Band Bonanza The Christmas Collection.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
I'm gonna hurt you.

Speaker 14 (01:22:21):
Okay, get dead, yep, dead, You're dead.

Speaker 13 (01:22:26):
Okay, I will find you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
But so we want you to have a funcky, fucky Christmas.

Speaker 25 (01:22:30):
Yeah, I'm gonna gif i' you're gonna have a Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
You know the girls are on the floor of the
north side. Posse's at the door.

Speaker 14 (01:22:36):
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A stupid egg.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
It's Christmas time. They're gonna celebrate with the rhyme. You
know what now, you just you already it will ever be.
You don't know about a hip hop. You don't wrap
they got a fucky, funky Christmas going on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
You never got your ass kicked as a child.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
You never got somebody as a kid. That's what's wrong
with you. You never got an app whipping.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Sure, this is a very serious message, Jordan Knight, need
you to listen to this very serious message.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
There are some people you know what you know?

Speaker 13 (01:23:08):
I thought you didn't none in this world.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
I could get to your ass and break you in
a whole lot of lid have no food to eat,
they got no place to go. Sir, You're gonna have
a silent nights. You have no flights. Hey, we are
old brothers, aren't you my brother?

Speaker 23 (01:23:24):
Your brother?

Speaker 25 (01:23:25):
I'm not your brother.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
I'm not your brother.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
I'm just telling you that this one's for the children.
For no other reason you buy a CD today, This
one's for the children. It's boy Bed Bananda, the Christmas Collection.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:23:40):
He won't hang up.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:23:42):
I know, I'm screaming.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
What the you have because you I might be it,
but you've been phone tapped. I've been what.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Hey, George, my name is Scarry Jones WITHO was Sarran
in the Morning show and Aliah's playing a joke.

Speaker 14 (01:23:59):
Hello, hi dad, pollis you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
Go on the phoe with you?

Speaker 23 (01:24:02):
I mean got your radio on the radio.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
I'm on the radio with this.

Speaker 14 (01:24:06):
Yes, you're the radio Elijah. I'm gonna kill you at
whoever this guy cay, I remember you, buddy.

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
Elvis Duran as phone tap.

Speaker 26 (01:24:16):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all parties.

Speaker 8 (01:24:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Who is all right? We're good daddy, Daddy. I hope
you find your dad.

Speaker 8 (01:24:33):
Thanks mister, Merry Christmas. From Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
I'm going to talk about this story. I was talking
to Gandhi and Daniel about a second ago. This is
from Mumbai from India. The headline is jen Z employees
text that leaves.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
Colleague speechless want to move And it's a really interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Story about work ethic or or work balance. I mean,
I don't know, it depends on how you look at it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Let me ask you this.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
If Scary stayed until let's say one or two this
afternoon's working late, right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Is it okay from them to coming late tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
I mean no, Well, okay, maybe it's a bad example
because you have to be here because you have to
push the buttons and stuff. But so this story is,
I'm assuming it's in a workspace of cubicles where you know,
they all come in and they work with each other
every day.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Someone came into work and there's a note left.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
By her colleague and it says, hey, I stayed until
eight o'clock last night, so I won't be in until
eleven thirty this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
So the colleague was like, no, well that's called hard work.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Some nights you're gonna have to stay late and you're
gonna have to work. Others say, well, no, there's something
to be said for the work life balance thing. Yeah, right, yes,
And so she put it out there on the Twitter
verse or whatever you want to call it, and the
world went nuts taking sides. Right, there are those who
do believe there is such a thing as work life balance,

(01:26:04):
and others are saying, you know what, if you want
to get ahead ahead in this world, you need to
work your ass off of that means if you're working
until midnight tonight. Of course, I'm not quite sure what
these jobs were, what their careers were, and where they
were going with path're on, but it wasn't an interesting debate,
and we kind of bring that up here on the
show sometimes, like scary, for instance, if he hears of
someone complaining because they just there's just well, you know,

(01:26:26):
you know I need it's not fair, and you know,
I come to work and I worked enough and I
can go home and come in late tomorrow. But Gondi,
on the other hand, and she and I kind of
agree on the work life balance thing.

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
Are we wrong to do?

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
I mean, I don't think we're wrong. I think work
life balance is very important, and I didn't realize how
important it was to me until I came here because
the places that I worked previously, there was no work
life balance. We didn't take vacations. If you were sick,
you better go puke outside in a trash can and
come back in. There was no taking any time off.
So I'm still adjusting to it here. It feels weird
when we have to miss days, but I'm so appreciative

(01:27:02):
that I'm able to because there are things that happen
that I would be devastated if I miss them, So
it's really important to me to have that work life balance.
I also understand you got to show up and do
your job, so it's tough. Maybe we balance the work
life balance.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Well, scary is of the thinking that this work life
balance is kind of a newer concept, you know it is.
I don't remember growing up hearing anyone say the word.
And that's why life balance, I.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Think after COVID, I think this this was even more
you know, in people's lives because you kind of sat
down and was like, okay, wait a second, let's put
into perspective what is most important in our lives, and
you know, kind of for shore things up. And we're
lucky because we work in a place where it's always
been like that. If I needed to do something with

(01:27:48):
the kids or go to mom muffins with mom, you
the first one going go have your muffin. You know,
it's like, it's so it's you know, it's cool that
we've always had this.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
I think it's great that it's a new concept. We
like new things, right, It's good to take care of.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
Yourself I know, but there's that other argument.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Well, you get paid a salary, not an hour, but
you get paid like a you know, per year whatever salary.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
Then you know what and you know what the task is.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
You need to get that done and in order to
look to the look like you're actually working, I mean productive,
you need to do that in front of your colleagues.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
They need to see you working other thise they're going
to slack off.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Hey remember that concept they came out with, So hey,
you know what, we don't have a number on how
many days off you can take per year.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
You just take off when you want. You remember that
when that hit.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Yeah, yeah, they said that. It really was a reverse
psychology thing where people like they knew they had unlimited.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
Vacation within reason, but they didn't take it right. They
came to work.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
My girlfriends are flying the jobs right now, and some
of the jobs they say it say, there's no, it's
not like a written amount of vacation. But again, you
get into your mind and you think about it like, oh,
I don't want to be I don't want to take
too much, So you wind up taking less than you
normally would have been given if you were contracted well,
if that law was in Europe, you'd never see them.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Oh yeah, forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Because we as Americans, we are afraid to take too
much vacation. We're afraid someone's going to take our place.
They're gonna when budget cuts come around, will be the
first to go because we're never there.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
In Europe, many like take your time. They've been into
that long before we were into it, right.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
And we talk about all the time how we read
all of these things from people on their deathbeds and
advice that they would have given others, and they never
say I wish I would have worked more. It's always
about spending time with your family or doing something that
fulfills you. And if work fulfills you, that's great. However,
I think you don't want to have regrets in life,
so you might as well do the things that you
can while you can to avoid that. Regret is the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
And there's always a lot of things you can't get back.
First yes or once in a lifetime laments, Yeah, that
you're never ever going to get them back. So if
you can be there for them or experience them, and
you know you can, you got the time, take it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
There you go, but you know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
There definitely is a clash of thought here with people.
So something to bring up at work, or maybe not
bring up at work. Do not bring that up at work?
Now they're talking about it. One quick call from Brad
online nineteen. Hey Brad, how you doing?

Speaker 23 (01:30:23):
Good morning?

Speaker 6 (01:30:24):
I'm excellent.

Speaker 14 (01:30:25):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
We're doing well? Okay, so you heard the story. What
is your feeling?

Speaker 14 (01:30:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
So, I mean I'm salary forty hours and now I
want to be home as much as I can be
with my family, my kids because they're young.

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
So I agreed upon the forty hours.

Speaker 23 (01:30:40):
I will not work anymore or any less than that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
I will take the comp time every time. Right. Did
you ever see that they ever see that film Devil
Wears Praduct?

Speaker 11 (01:30:50):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
Yeah, remember, yeah? She would.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
She would call her assistant around the clock, demanding that
she do this, demanding she do that, And she was
her assistant was always on call without doubt.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
I know people, we all know some people. They get
calls in the middle of the night too.

Speaker 8 (01:31:09):
Me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
You call me, I will look at my phone and
laugh at you and then put my phone. So, you know,
So Brad here a perfect example of work life balance.
He has family, he agreed to do forty hours a
week for these people.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
That's it. They agreed on it, and that's it. So
have they ever given you trouble or problems with that
or they pretty cool about it?

Speaker 6 (01:31:33):
Not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
They are very good about it, which is nice.

Speaker 9 (01:31:36):
So it is a nice balance because I appreciate them
and they appreciate me, and it kind of goes back
and forth.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
So it's a good, good thing going on. There you go, yeah,
d have a great day, and you know what you've
been on with us way too long. Go back to
your family. Sounds good to me.

Speaker 14 (01:31:52):
You have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
You two take care and there you go, work life
balance and you know, who are we to me to
have a clummet on that right?

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
To be honest? What are we doing?

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Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Say Mary, Chris grand Mass Junior.

Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
I love you.

Speaker 23 (01:32:38):
I listened to you every single morning.

Speaker 14 (01:32:40):
Have a great holiday.

Speaker 8 (01:32:43):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
Can I ask you guys a questions. I know you've
you've gone to you and Nate, you've both worked in
restaurants right here, So I would I went out to
dinner last night. Oh my god, it was so good.
I'd sort some Peruvian food and fabulous out of margarita.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
I went back to the hotel and I'm gonna get
a glass of wine before I go to bed. So
I went up to the beautiful hotel, beautiful restaurant with
the beautiful people go to eat beautiful food.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
So I sit down and wearing my jeans, not really
fitting in, and I realized all the guys, especially the
guys that work in this restaurant, and there's.

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
A lot of them, they're all like runway model perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:33:24):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
We're even I'm sure even straight guys like Nate, which
is questionable. Straight guys look at them and go, oh
my god, this guy's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
They were.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
It was just a bevy of beautiful guys, right, And
they talked to you and I'm like, oh my god,
they talked to me beautiful. How do you legally do this?
How do you get away with only hiring beautiful people.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
I don't know if you can legally get away with it,
but I will tell you my experience. When I lived
in Los Angeles, I tried to.

Speaker 12 (01:33:54):
Get a job at this place called the Saddle Range right.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
Right, And that sounds like a whorehouse in Vegas.

Speaker 27 (01:34:01):
Well, you know, more or less kind of is because
it was the big bar on the Sunset Strip that
had the bowl, you know that the bold, the mechanical
bull that people could ride, and if you were a
bartender there, you made bank. So I go they had
hiring day and I show up and I kid you not,
it was gorgeous people holding headshots to get Did.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
They ask you to bring head shots?

Speaker 27 (01:34:23):
People had head shots. I don't understand if that's legal.
But you go to some of these bars and it's
just very, very very attractive people.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
That are working.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
What wasn't there a store Abercrombier wasn't yeh Didn't they
only hire hot people?

Speaker 11 (01:34:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
Well we saw where that went. You've seen the documentary.
Now they hit the ugly people on the back and
the hot people were out front.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Yeah so dat.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
I worked at like a bar club for a while also,
and they would write even on the applications like cute
front of house, back of house, like they would write
it on the applications.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
I saw it. That's I'm sure. It's not like they
do that at TV shows though, too, Like for a
studio audience, they put the hot or more attractive people
to the front of the audience.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
They move everybody to like it's never gonna hurt your business.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
Maybe hair.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Radio matter.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
I was a victim of that as a customer at
a restaurant. What do you want to put me in
the window?

Speaker 14 (01:35:22):
Show?

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
It's a restaurant, it's not a it's not a puppy store.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
What they do because the people in the window set
the stage with everybody walking by.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
I really yes, I walked into.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
The Sushi sense and I'm like, no, I went where
was it. I'm not going to name the place, but
it was at the Shore I don't know, and and
shore who cares? God good look at us and like huh,
And they put us in the third dining room, not
even the second one.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
And I'm like, we were victims of of being fugly, definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
That is a whole.

Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
Episode of enthusiasm.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
They they have an ugly section.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
I remember that way, and so they put you They
put you in the ugly section at a sushi restaurant
at the shore.

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
All right, well this is lower than low. People go
up front, right in front of the window. Yes, I did.
When I went double, they put me in the rafters.
I didn't get to sit on the floor to be
that day for the Jersey Shore. Yeah, yeah, SNL they
put me up in the rafters too. It's okay. I

(01:36:30):
started looking around like, look, yes, we're all so ugly
up here.

Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
Do you just flank yourself with attractive people?

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
And you can say, I guess you know, they have
a look that they want on the floor. You know,
I'm assuming for what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
On the floor for SNL where you hold on, hold on.

Speaker 14 (01:36:46):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
They know your seat number before, they know your seat
number before you think that they're they do nice, try
scary Yeah, yeah, froggy.

Speaker 13 (01:36:56):
So Lisa worked out in a party community and that
clear water and it was a high end the community.
And when they hired her to lay out topless by
the pool deck when the boats would come in and
when investors came, so she would go there, this this
this woman who was we still know. She would go
out lay out by the pool. She would be topless.
When the investors and voters or whoever, when they were
trying to get people to purchase apartments and person, I

(01:37:18):
get it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Every guy was like, oh, we definitely should get an
apartment there.

Speaker 12 (01:37:23):
This place is great work every time.

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
Look at that. Who's Nate's talking to someone. He's got
a victim on the.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Phone, an attractive person. I'm screening them.

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
What's your sign? What do you got, Nate? Rebecca?

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Give me Rebecca, Give me Rebecca, Rebecca nineteen. Here she
is right here, high Rebecca.

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
What's going on.

Speaker 6 (01:37:46):
Much?

Speaker 14 (01:37:46):
What's going on with you? Guys?

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
Well? Doing a show?

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
So are you coming to comment on this attractive weight
person conversation it is.

Speaker 9 (01:37:56):
I was the bartender, and the rule was we only
hired good looking bartenders, and that was very well known.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
Legal or not.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
Yeah, the deal, Well, you know, here's the thing you
could easily and you know, interviewing someone just determined at
that point, Oh well they're very qualified, you know, but
in the back of your mind they're hot. Let's hire
them totally you don't have to say it out loud,
and therefore it's it's not It's not illegal, is it.

Speaker 9 (01:38:24):
I would say no, but it was absolutely said out loud,
like no ugly bartender.

Speaker 4 (01:38:30):
Oh wow, okay.

Speaker 10 (01:38:32):
They would say it to their faces, well they I mean,
it was just it was just no, no ugly bartenders okay,
and it was okay.

Speaker 23 (01:38:42):
I mean, this was a while ago, guys, this was
before politically correct.

Speaker 6 (01:38:47):
But you know, that was the thing.

Speaker 23 (01:38:49):
I knew some people that the bar.

Speaker 9 (01:38:51):
I mean, I'm in Fort Lauderdale, so I knew some
people where it was step on the scale before, you know.

Speaker 23 (01:38:56):
And that was the kind of a joke.

Speaker 14 (01:38:58):
Oh my god, no checks always has, always will.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
We should have scales here at the door, Oh god,
through the door. I can't even fit to the door.

Speaker 5 (01:39:11):
Yeah, gandhi, So is this actually illegal? Because aren't there
certain businesses that you could argue you need to have
an attractive person in that position or else you're going
to damage the business, like strippers or in this case
wait staff or Hooters? Right like, you want a Hooters,
you want girls with Hooters? So is it illegal to

(01:39:31):
discriminate based on attractiveness? I don't think that's a protected class.

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
I don't know. I don't can do it. I think,
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
I've been to Hooters where the hooters weren't that hootie.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Don't give that address out, No one was to go there.
All right, Well, look, thank you so much for your call.
But by the way, you were chosen to be a bartender.
So don't you feel kind of good about that?

Speaker 27 (01:39:55):
I do.

Speaker 23 (01:39:57):
I'm a lot older now, but I do for back then.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Yeah, all right, great, well, thank you very much. I
appreciate your calling in as safe drive to work.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
I appreciate it. And there you go. Uh nine twenty
We I have a lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
I've got Alex, the official as of now, the official
lawyer for the morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:40:14):
Look, we hired a lawyer.

Speaker 5 (01:40:15):
Is Alex Hot.

Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
Hi, Alex, she is hot? No, sadly, I'm sorry, No, no, Alex,
talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
What I'm sure the rule law law is not rules,
but rules and laws differ from state to state and
city to city, that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
But where are you calling from? What state are you from?

Speaker 10 (01:40:33):
I'm in New Hampshire, but I've also lived in New
York and for employment, they're going to be focusing on
like age, sex, religion, sexual orientation, things like that. But
your level of hotness isn't a protected class.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Yes, wow, you can think of it in an innocent way.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Like Disney, they.

Speaker 23 (01:40:50):
Want to hire actors that look like those actors.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
Like the actual character.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Okay, all right, And actually when I auditioned for Disney
years ago, they said, where looking for a particular look
to put in this role. We're not looking to build
a role around you and you so they were very
honest about it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
So if you look at your weight staff as well,
it's a role you're playing here because our we have
a certain thing we want to get across as a vibe.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
So I guess so it's not protected Alex.

Speaker 10 (01:41:18):
Is not discrimination, So I'm sorry, straighten mate, you can't
say you were discriminated against because you're too hot.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
There you go, wow, wow too hot?

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
Did she got confused?

Speaker 25 (01:41:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
I love that. All right, Alex. We're gonna keep you
on retainer. You're officially our our attorney. We appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
Have a safe drive. Thanks for listening to us. Okay,
take care, all right, Well there you go. All right,
I guess where I'm going to have wine again?

Speaker 4 (01:41:49):
Tonight with my hot.

Speaker 5 (01:41:52):
Yes, what a business model?

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
Hearts you start putting those lights on the train, how
are you going to wrap them?

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
Stop?

Speaker 9 (01:42:05):
Boom?

Speaker 17 (01:42:06):
Elvis Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:42:10):
Hi, I'm chapone.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
Hey Smith.

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
Hey, it's Katy Perry, wishing you a very merry Christmas.

Speaker 8 (01:42:16):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Shows.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
Key is to just sit back and let the money
roll in?

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Oh is that what you do?

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
If that was the case, would I be here with
you trash? Yeah, I come here just for the love
of you. Oun't know where.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Nate says, Hey, how much money do you think Eminem
makes every day?

Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
Seriously, just by being Eminem. There's the money just roll in.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
So of course Gandhi Boom goes online to investigate and
we don't you know, Look, no one's true earnings are
ever accurate online.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
We know that, right, But we know he's got a
lot of streaming numbers coming in. He's got this and that.
There's saying like twenty million a year.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
Yes, just sitting there. He's just sitting there and makes
twenty million a year allegedly, some say between eleven and
twenty but either way, him doing nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Yeah, okay, on the.

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
Lower end, eleven million on the lower end.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Okay, oh sorry, it's like insiduals right now, it's called
Yah Royalty.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
And yesterday Danielle was talking about how much dead people
are making. They're making people are dead and they're billionaires.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Michael Jameson makes a ton of money. Still, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
He's dead, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
But what goes to you know, I'm sure his family
is a state? Is a state?

Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
Yeah what, Nate? So I'm looking at this right.

Speaker 27 (01:43:36):
That's how So per stream on some of these streaming services,
they make point three cents per stream roughly, that equates
to three dollars per thousand streams. So do you think
they just have their friends and family listening to their
songs on repeat?

Speaker 5 (01:43:53):
They pay for like the bots to just go in.

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
If I was Eminem, I would have a wall of phones. Yeah,
just my music constantly.

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
I guess they could.

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
You could, You could afford it. Yeah, you can buy
a wall, buy a wall and play your songses playing
the song over and over and over and over.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Like if Taylor Swift decided that's it, I'm hanging it up.
I'm you know whatever, how much would she bring in
every year for.

Speaker 5 (01:44:17):
If Eminem is pulling an eleven to twenty. She's probably
at a billion?

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Yeah, what's up with that?

Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (01:44:26):
That's crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
Now okay, what is this Garrette putting up here?

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Okay, so you can actually go online and ask who
how much money anyone makes?

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
And I'm telling you for a fact it's not accurate.

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
It is not accurate. Like five million accurate?

Speaker 4 (01:44:45):
That's pretty accurate.

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:48):
Yeah, what does it say? How much you make a
million dollars a year?

Speaker 15 (01:44:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:44:56):
I know, But here's the thing you do all those commercials.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Yeah, you're you know, you're always on the sales floor
underneath the desks, if you know what I'm saying, Dan, yell, check.

Speaker 4 (01:45:07):
In in a two million? Forget that, I'm one point five?
Oh my god, Win or Winter Chicken Dinner with blonde
haircut from twenty eighteen? How does AI like come up
with these numbers? This is not AI. It's written by
a person named Melinda Davis. Who is Melinda Davis? How
does she know? I don't know. It's just this article

(01:45:28):
is written by Melinda Davis. How does she know?

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:45:31):
You know, how she knows she goes to AI? I mean,
she didn't know. This is no one knows two.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
Okay, here's my point. Here's my point. Stop believing everything
you read. You really have to, because it puts these
things in your head that aren't true.

Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
That's the point.

Speaker 5 (01:45:47):
Do you know my dad called me about this.

Speaker 4 (01:45:50):
What do you know? So you're making ten million a year?
Uh share with the family, kiddo.

Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
I should have said, congratulations. How come you never told
me about your contract? I said, what the hell are
you talking about? He's like, well, I looked it up
and it's I said, Dad, please, God, do not believe
this stuff. I make way more than that.

Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
I'm a forty million.

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
You remember my grandmother she God rest her soul, would
didn't give me a Christmas present. She gave all the
other kids Christmas presents money and she I didn't get one.
And my dad he goes, Danny. She thinks you're really wealthy.
She thinks you make so much money that she doesn't
think you need it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:25):
Like, oh, okay, okay, grandma's on ai does she do it?

Speaker 23 (01:46:31):
Grandma?

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
What are you doing? Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (01:46:33):
Sorry, no, it's just a mess up mentality because I think,
you know, obviously, it is very difficult to get gifts
for people who have everything they want. But that's when
the challenge comes in and you should do something sentimental
because people still want.

Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
To be thought of and like, nope, not the rich people.
Would you rather be fondly thought of or wealthy?

Speaker 11 (01:46:51):
Go?

Speaker 4 (01:46:53):
Please say fondly thought of? There's no way. Oh it's scary.

Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
Well no, because you could lose your money. Too scary.
But if you want someone to always think that you're
a nice person or you know, a good, good guy,
kill But do I want.

Speaker 5 (01:47:06):
To be thought of as nice? Or do I want
to actually be nice?

Speaker 4 (01:47:09):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
Can we go back to where this conversation came from.
We came from false information online? Now do you want
to be fondly known as being possibly wealthy but maybe not,
or a nice person? I don't know, So the numbers
you see online are not true at all.

Speaker 5 (01:47:26):
I mean, nowhere near the ballpark, grossly underestimating.

Speaker 4 (01:47:33):
That's too funny. So answer your question, how much does
Eminem make per day? We don't know. We'll never know.
His accountant knows, that's all. We'll never know. We have
to stopped believing everything we read, especially.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
The AI overview. I know that it's so easy because
it's the first thing that pops up, but so often
it's inaccurate, and if you just double check that information,
you'll see, oh that's not ue correct.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
Okay, exactly, So stop believing. Wouldn't believe anything you hear
on this show, as a matter of fact, I wouldn't.
I don't believe Danielle when she does those stupid things.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
I don't believe me either.

Speaker 5 (01:48:06):
You don't how much I make up every day?

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
People make it.

Speaker 14 (01:48:11):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
The thing is you come in and do news stories,
both of you. Yeah, but are we sure that people
you're getting them from are accurate?

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
No, of course not.

Speaker 4 (01:48:21):
What are we doing here? What are we doing here?

Speaker 5 (01:48:24):
Tell you what I'm reading?

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (01:48:25):
This is see. I feel like our show should be
one of those, like based on a true story type
of things, like we're circling the airport. Yeah right, we're
just not really landing that plane.

Speaker 4 (01:48:38):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
Well, I'm so glad that we went online and found
out that we're all multi billionaires.

Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
This is great. I love radio. It sure is paying off.

Speaker 11 (01:48:46):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (01:48:49):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
Phone tap and one of my favorite characters in the
world of phone taps is Murray the Magnificent done by
our own Dave Brody. Eric is phone tapping his boss Debbie.
You see, Debbie is in charge of the company holiday
party for the entire company. She's asked her assistant Eric
to handle all the entertainment because he has lots of connections.

Speaker 4 (01:49:14):
So Eric thought it'd be a great idea to hire
the Magnificent.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Murray since he's heard the Magnificent Murray on previous phone tabs.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
Thanks for our friend, Brody.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
Brody's gonna call Debbie to go over the magic tricks
he's performing at their company party as the world famous magician,
the Magnificent Murray.

Speaker 4 (01:49:32):
Let's listen in to today's phone day. Here we go.
This is Debbie.

Speaker 11 (01:49:36):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Is this Debbie Lane?

Speaker 7 (01:49:38):
Yes, this is hi Debbie. My name is the Magnificent Murray.
I'm a magician that Eric hired your holiday party.

Speaker 11 (01:49:46):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (01:49:46):
Good good, listen, good news. The check cleared. It didn't bounce,
So that's that's good.

Speaker 10 (01:49:50):
Right.

Speaker 23 (01:49:50):
We're starting off on a dr fortune five hundred companies,
and so I have.

Speaker 7 (01:49:55):
A bunch of tricks I wanted to run by you,
and this way you can pick which one is your favorites.

Speaker 9 (01:49:59):
Oh okay, So what have you got?

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
The first trick we do is called magic mug. Okay,
And I go all right, now it's time for magic mug.
And I wave my hand of this.

Speaker 7 (01:50:07):
It's about a forty eight ounce mug with a big handle,
and I filled up with eggnog you know tis the season,
uh huh okay, and I drink it down in about
three seconds flat. What I do is I go right,
and then I vomit all over the people in the
front row. I spit eggnog all of everybody, okay, right,
and then and then they have the ponchos, Right.

Speaker 6 (01:50:27):
I really you do that?

Speaker 20 (01:50:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:50:29):
Yeah, it's great because it's aggnogged. Though well it's sterally
vomit because it never really went down.

Speaker 6 (01:50:34):
But it's more like NOO's clothing.

Speaker 4 (01:50:38):
No no, I give them the no, no, no, no,
it's that would be stupid. I give them the ponchos.

Speaker 16 (01:50:42):
Okay, but what's to say, you're not gonna, you know,
up chuck it on their face through their hair.

Speaker 23 (01:50:47):
Really don't like, we don't need magic mug?

Speaker 4 (01:50:49):
All right? All right, well let me tell you about
you log. It's it's very easy.

Speaker 7 (01:50:53):
So I go over and I grab some food and
I say, I'm going to magically transform this food. Okay,
so I take the food, I wave my magic and
I eat it. I waved the wand over my belly,
and without removing my pants, I drop a big brown
U log right on the stage.

Speaker 25 (01:51:06):
I don't think that's very funny at all.

Speaker 4 (01:51:09):
And then I sit on fire. I sit on fire.
You didn't let me get to the part where I
set on fire.

Speaker 6 (01:51:15):
Please please understand.

Speaker 5 (01:51:16):
This is a corporate party with the big wigs, from
everybody from the mailroom to the big wigs.

Speaker 23 (01:51:21):
Okay, we want everybody to have a great.

Speaker 7 (01:51:23):
Do you want do you want to have a memorable party?
Then then if you want a memorable party.

Speaker 25 (01:51:27):
Between memorable and distasteful, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
Whatever that's on pointing me listen.

Speaker 20 (01:51:31):
Don't know that we need to the risk of effense.

Speaker 4 (01:51:35):
Tight Annie, listen to me.

Speaker 6 (01:51:36):
Excuse me.

Speaker 14 (01:51:38):
I have hired you for a job.

Speaker 20 (01:51:40):
It was clear what we were looking for, and I
don't understand why what you were looking for was entertainment.

Speaker 17 (01:51:45):
I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (01:51:46):
It's like you're purposely trying to jeopardize you.

Speaker 4 (01:51:48):
Okay, this is not going to be fair.

Speaker 7 (01:51:49):
Okay, I have a good Eric, I want you to
call it nowt and go, hey, did magnificent Murray call you?

Speaker 4 (01:51:56):
How awesome is he? And just whatever she says just
played off like, no, it sounds hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
Hello, hey, did you get hear from a magniffen Mary?
That guy is not doing the party.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
I don't know where you found him.

Speaker 20 (01:52:10):
Do you know the kind of tricks that he wants to.

Speaker 25 (01:52:12):
Present at the party.

Speaker 17 (01:52:14):
He's gonna vomit on people?

Speaker 9 (01:52:15):
I mean, what what makes you think that's appropriate?

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
If you likes his crap on fire?

Speaker 12 (01:52:19):
Come on, like, that's great.

Speaker 25 (01:52:21):
You were to hire a magician an a DJ for
a corporate party, not a party.

Speaker 23 (01:52:26):
What are you thinking?

Speaker 5 (01:52:27):
Can't gonna get me bored?

Speaker 4 (01:52:29):
That's gonna get.

Speaker 6 (01:52:30):
You're fired too?

Speaker 2 (01:52:32):
What is a smoking man?

Speaker 25 (01:52:34):
We're just gonna have to go with the DJ.

Speaker 22 (01:52:36):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:52:38):
Pardon he is the DJ.

Speaker 14 (01:52:40):
He's he's a magician, he's a DJ.

Speaker 6 (01:52:42):
What do you mean he is the DJ?

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
I told you to hire two people.

Speaker 17 (01:52:45):
What do you mean he's the DJ too?

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
No, he's the Oh my god, oh my god, we've
got no entertainment.

Speaker 25 (01:52:52):
That means what do you mean no entertainment?

Speaker 23 (01:52:56):
Because you cannot come to the party at all.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
We cannot run the risk.

Speaker 20 (01:52:59):
Good he's gonna do something offensive.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
The guy who's gonna onstead Debbie.

Speaker 7 (01:53:05):
Actually, this is Dave Rody Medals Strean in the Morning Show,
and we're phone tapping you on the radio.

Speaker 4 (01:53:12):
I mean, I can came there if you want, but
it's not.

Speaker 15 (01:53:15):
You just got boone tap, Debbie.

Speaker 6 (01:53:19):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 26 (01:53:22):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all parts.

Speaker 8 (01:53:26):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Shows. Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:53:46):
Hi, Rachel, welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (01:53:48):
Hey, good morning, Elvis, Good morning crew. How is everybody
this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:53:52):
We're doing great.

Speaker 14 (01:53:53):
We're doing good.

Speaker 4 (01:53:54):
So tell us about your hobby. Yep.

Speaker 9 (01:53:58):
So I my contrabation is all your listeners and even y'all.
I suggest that everybody go on a real paranormal investigation
once in their life.

Speaker 4 (01:54:08):
Oh that's what me and my husband do as a hobby.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
You know, your husband was actually texting us earlier too.
He said, I got to go to work. Call my wife, Rachie.

Speaker 4 (01:54:16):
Yes, we got you my wife.

Speaker 9 (01:54:17):
My wife can talk.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
So you guys, do you do a lot of traveling
just to go to do paranormal paramorm paranormal investigations, Yes, sir,
we do.

Speaker 9 (01:54:29):
We We've been all over the country. We've been to Texas.
We've been to Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia where we live. We
have a lot of history here just because you know,
it was the capital of the you know, the thirteenth
States for.

Speaker 4 (01:54:44):
A little while.

Speaker 9 (01:54:44):
We've been up to New York. We've been to the
Shanley Hotel. We've been to the Hensdale House. We've done
Wildwood Sanitarium. We've done Old Hospital and College Hill and
Williams in West Virginia.

Speaker 4 (01:54:55):
Yeah, we do that, and yeah, we've We've done a lot.

Speaker 23 (01:54:59):
It is the coolest thing that you will ever do
in your whole entire life.

Speaker 9 (01:55:04):
I got hooked on my first investigation. It was the
first time I ever heard an ev P, which is
an electronic voice phenomenon.

Speaker 11 (01:55:12):
So you use.

Speaker 9 (01:55:12):
Recorders and you can't hear it audibly with your ears,
but when you play it back, you can hear somebody
speaking through the recorder. We use different devices, rampods K
two meters we use like ourselves. We can walk into
rooms sometimes and feel an energy shift. It's the most
amazing thing that you are experience.

Speaker 4 (01:55:32):
Okay, can you hear can you hear the passion in
her voice?

Speaker 11 (01:55:37):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:55:37):
All those things you just just described, can I go
to Amazon and buy those? I mean, where do you
find these things?

Speaker 9 (01:55:44):
You can actually go to Amazon and you can buy
voice recorders, you can buy k two meters. There are
specialty ghost hunting equipment shops, like there's ghost stop, there's
a ghost hunter store. There are people that make them.
There's cons that have up and all over the country,
all over the time, all year long. It's it's something

(01:56:05):
that I am very passionate about and absolutely love to do.
If I didn't have to work and could do it
twenty four seven, three sixty.

Speaker 4 (01:56:15):
Five, I would.

Speaker 9 (01:56:15):
My husband would probably kill me, but I would do it. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
So, Rachel, I mean, what has been the most haunted
city you and your husband have discovered so far?

Speaker 6 (01:56:25):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (01:56:28):
Gosh, that's a hard one.

Speaker 9 (01:56:30):
I can give you examples of stuff that has happened
at different places.

Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
To me, us the biggest, the biggest hold on, Rachel,
give us the biggest one that won the biggest headline
in things you've witnessed just one.

Speaker 9 (01:56:44):
I have physically made sure a door was locked and
closed at the Shanley Hotel in Knock, New York. I
walked out to get a piece of equipment. As I
was walking back in the room, the door was physically
opening in my face and I gab gab upper cutted
that like there was no tomorrow. All the girl came
out of me. I screamed so loud that because it

(01:57:06):
was all girls at the time and all the guys
were on the other side of the hotel, I scream
so loud they heard me on the other side of
the hotel.

Speaker 4 (01:57:13):
That took me for a loop.

Speaker 10 (01:57:14):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
So even though you see all these things, is there
still a part of you that doesn't believe and still
needs to see proof or do you firmly believe at.

Speaker 9 (01:57:24):
Not everything is paranormal, Not everything is demonic. You can
always you always, always, always try to bunk before you
say anything is haunted or anything is like paranormal related,
because you could always get false positives. People people's stomach grumble,
and when you listen back on a recorder, if they

(01:57:44):
don't tag themselves, it sounds like a growl or somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:57:48):
Mumbling that's my stomach probably.

Speaker 9 (01:57:52):
Well yeah, well it's funny. We always say hey, you
know your body makes noises, so if it makes noise,
just say hey, that was me, you know. So we
don't think that we're getting evidence that is not true,
you know, to either just okay, so you know stuff
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
So you know the other night, the other night Alex
farted and it sounded like get out of the house,
is what it sounds like.

Speaker 5 (01:58:13):
So in all of this you said, not everything is
demonic and you you are able to see if something
is around, do you ever communicate with them? And if
you do, do you know why ghosts are here? Like
what happened that they get stuck?

Speaker 9 (01:58:25):
Well, there's three different types of hauntings. There are residual
hauntings where you can go into somewhere and you'll see
the same thing happen repeatedly, same time, same day, almost
like somebody walking the same route, coming through their front door,
taking their shoes off, going straight to the kitchen, opening
the cabinet. You can physically see that, which you will

(01:58:46):
never get intelligent communication from them. Then the intelligent, intelligent
side is where you actually ask questions and they are
answering and that's when you start really delving deep into
why they're still there. It could that they have a
message for a loved one, or it could be that
they returned after their death because that was their favorite
place to be, or it could be that something tragic

(01:59:09):
happened and they they're just kind of stuck in limbo
and they don't know how to pass on to the
next place. But me, personally, I am I don't tell
this too many people, and now millions of people are
gonna hear me say this, But I am an impass
in a medium. I just found this out a couple
of years ago through just investigating. Actually, so I don't

(01:59:33):
physically like see them, which is clairvoyance. I am Claire cognizant.
So I can just say what does nineteen forty mean?
And someone will look at me like, Rachel, why did
you just say that? I'm like, it just came in
my head, and that will be like, oh, well, in
nineteen forty, you know, mister John Smith passed away here,
you know, and then just other stuff will just start
coming in. It's really, it's just it's a very interesting

(01:59:57):
I don't even want to say hobby because it is
a hobby, but it's also a pa. I don't know,
it's just so hard to explain why why we do
this and why ghost are still here? And then oh,
and then the third level I'm sorry, is demonic, which
is very rare. There has only been like probably you know,
I don't even know how many cases over the years,
but you know those are the three levels of haunting.

Speaker 4 (02:00:19):
Well, well, you know what, here's you met Gandhi today,
so it's pretty close to demonic. Yes, she's the third,
you know. I just I love that we could go
on and on and on, but we can't.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
I would love to talk to you more and maybe
off the ear we can get some information and have
you and your husband if you wants to come on.
I'm afraid the two of you together would be way
too much information because you because you are really on
it and you sound awesome, and of course I see
Danielle is look how fascinated it is.

Speaker 2 (02:00:42):
Like Ada, Lorraine, I'm so excited, all right?

Speaker 4 (02:00:45):
And what's your what's your husband's name that was texting earlier?

Speaker 9 (02:00:48):
Oh, my husband's name is Kevin.

Speaker 1 (02:00:49):
Oh you tell Kevin. Thank you as well, Rachel and Kevin.
We got to get you guys on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:00:53):
Somehow in the future, we'll figure that out and thanks
for listening to us. Hold on one second. That was fabulous, awesome.

Speaker 6 (02:01:01):
Another episode of Sauce on the Side.

Speaker 15 (02:01:04):
He comes back a few hours later and he's like,
I'll lick this bag.

Speaker 2 (02:01:08):
Oh maybe I'll buy with my grandmother. And I was like,
oh bitch, you queen, Like that's all I could think of.

Speaker 6 (02:01:14):
In my head.

Speaker 8 (02:01:16):
Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Sauce on the Side
and listen.

Speaker 6 (02:01:19):
O Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (02:01:25):
All right, we are done, but were we coming back?
Don't you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody, pea, everybody,

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