FULL SHOW: The Day We Found Things in the Walls (and Ruined Christmas)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The courses of this program were prerecorded.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
My cat kitty ate some tensil and she had tensil
coming out of her mouth and out of her butt,
so I'm assuming it was connectedted like floss, it's very dangerous.
I was like, oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Guys, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
So it wasn't that long ago.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
We were talking about Christmas trees, live Christmas trees, bringing
them into the house, setting them up, decorating, and you
find a critter in the tree, and Gandhi yeah, of
course the rest of us were, no, God, we don't
want that to happen. I don't want to find a
raccoon in my tree. Gandhi would pay money to have
a tree in her house. Yeah, with a critter.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Living in it, right, like a woodland creature, like a squirrel,
a raccoon. I'd be fine with a possum, monk, yeah,
like a sloth, a hedgehog, yeah whatever, Okay, what.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
About a bunch of spiders that just start Is that
a wooland creature?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
How about an oh possum? Yeah, absolutely, it's so irish.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I was scared all day, so faked.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Bobby yes, okay, so we have some people we found
that have actually found creatures in their trees. You want
to hear from someone, Yes, okay, let's go talk to Lorena. Hi, Lorena,
how are you good?

Speaker 6 (01:28):
How are you o?

Speaker 7 (01:28):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Doing great? Doing great? So Gandhi has this dream of
putting up her live Christmas tree and finding a critter
in there.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, okay this has happened to you.

Speaker 8 (01:43):
Yes, yes, well the last Christmas tree, that was the
last one.

Speaker 9 (01:47):
After that issue. We put up the Christmas tree and
decorated it all. And the next morning I woke up,
I went to the living room and had baby praying
matches all over the living room.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh how many baby praying mantises? Menticize It had to.

Speaker 9 (02:07):
Be like it had to be like a thousand because
the all my it was two windows I had in
the living room. The curtains were filled, I mean completely filled.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
That is so cool, thousands in the curtains.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Talking about it, I think the praying mantis is one
of the most beautiful insects. I meant, well, we take
them out, but how cool for a moment, like how cool?

Speaker 8 (02:31):
No, yes, it actually it was. I don't have any
issues with bugs, like I don't.

Speaker 9 (02:37):
You know, unless it's something attacking me, I let them out,
you know. And the thing is that when we saw.

Speaker 8 (02:43):
It, I felt so bad because it was December, it was.

Speaker 9 (02:46):
Freezing, and I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
What did you do?

Speaker 9 (02:49):
So my husband, well, I had to let them out
because I couldn't save them in anything. And you know,
I was looking for the mama and I couldn't find her.
So I was like, oh no, so we had to
put them outside. So I don't know, they probably didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I'm not I'm not a I'm not a praying mantis expert.
I mean, wasn't a tree outside and you chose it
and it was cold there?

Speaker 9 (03:12):
Well, yes it was, Yeah, you're right it was. But
they were in probably the little the little cocoon or
whatever it was, because they brought him in the.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Warm house we know nothing about.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay. So but when you're setting up the tree and
decorating it, you had no clue you didn't see any
praying mantis because if there were thousands of them, were
they inside the because.

Speaker 9 (03:34):
It was it was inside, so it probably was you know,
on the on the uh, on the tree itself, not
on any of the branches, so I think that it
was on the actual, you know, trunk of the tree.

Speaker 10 (03:48):
You know.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
When my mom was a kid, a praying mantis jumped
on her lap while she was on an amusement park
ride and she jumped off the ride and some got
somebody caught her.

Speaker 11 (03:59):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I don't know how high up the ride was, but
it landed on her lap and she that was it.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
They're dangerous the humans, little kid, It's dangerous and scary,
more dangerous.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
They're very very like out of space looking. Here's the thing.
Had you found one praying mantis, will you'd be okay
with that? It was it was the multitude, It was
the Yeah, it was a.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
Lot, and it was more, you know, because I was like,
I didn't know what to do with it. And it
was not just.

Speaker 12 (04:29):
One or two.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
There were thousands of them. And this was before we
had the phones that.

Speaker 9 (04:34):
I could have taken a picture, because I wish I
could have taken a picture of all of that. That
was insane.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
My usband was like, oh my god, get them out.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Praying mansions are supposed to be very very lucky and
they're very very very spiritual animals. Creatures say don't. They
have no clue what spirit.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
But anyway, that's I think that's cool.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
But you have said you will never ever have a
live tree ever again because of this situation.

Speaker 9 (04:57):
After that happened. It was actually in an apartment, so
we moved and I just didn't get another live tree.

Speaker 12 (05:04):
It was like I was after that.

Speaker 9 (05:06):
I was like, I don't know if I want another
live tree. So I just had a little three foot
tree that was perfect for us.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Man, I don't know. It sounds lucky to me. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Thousands, I thought it was amazing. You're nuts.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
When would you ever see that again? In real life?
You probably will never see something like that again. So
like one time in your home.

Speaker 13 (05:27):
It was the.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Differences Lorena had hers in her house with the front door.
You live in an apartment with no windows that open.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Sure, I'd move, but I think that I would like
it for the moment that it was there.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, okay, live for the moment.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I will thank you. Lorena, have a great day.

Speaker 13 (05:42):
Welcome.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh So finding a critter in the tree, this is
it happens all the time.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Right, I have a list. Do you want to hear
some of the things that people have found in trees.
I am not making this up. A kowala, wow, yeah,
a raccoon, apossum.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Okay, all three of those could hurt.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
You, is it could? Yes, A sparrowhawk that sounds like
it could clow your eyes out. A copperhead snake, oh no,
insects of all types. You've got spiders, mites, praying manta's
egg cases, bagworms, birds, salamanders, I mean, you name it. It
could be in that tree.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Well, this thing has been growing up in in forests
and in fields, yeah, for months and months, so put
an opportunity to get some livestock going on there.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
The bigger critters I don't get because I feel like
they you're moving the tree from one location to another.
They would get scared and like jump out or leave
the tree, you know what I mean, like the head.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Because they were like, oh what's happening?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I climbut and grab.

Speaker 14 (06:42):
I got a question about sanitary conditions here, don't they
don't they hose the.

Speaker 11 (06:47):
Trees down before they give them to you.

Speaker 14 (06:49):
Is there some kind of a process it goes to
between the time it's cut down.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
You can cut down your own tree, you know, you can.

Speaker 14 (06:55):
Go to a place you stand that, But like when
you see trees all lined up waiting to be take
and home, did they go through some kind of a
process or I mean, I know it's the tree farm.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Well hold on, well we'll find out right now. Let
me turn on the Scotti button on? Is he on? Yes?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
I can't imagine they sanitize the trees.

Speaker 15 (07:12):
What's up, Scotty. They don't hose them down. You literally
cut them down. You put them through the little netting
tube and it nets it up and they.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Throw it on the roof. That I was thinking that
there's no hosing down of trees.

Speaker 13 (07:22):
Scary.

Speaker 14 (07:23):
I'm asking only because many of the tellings, you know,
solve some of these issues.

Speaker 11 (07:26):
I don't want termites roalling around my.

Speaker 15 (07:28):
House and they're not sprayed with any pesticide or anything.
They're just it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
And you know, and water hose is not going to
get rid of termites. Water hose may not get rid
of koala bears and they grab on.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Let me say if I came home and there was
a koala in my home, best Christmas ever?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Do we have koalas living in the Australia?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Okay, it would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I want a kangaroo out? Why not?

Speaker 7 (07:53):
So?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I mean the trees on Megan's farm. Maybe do they
have they found critters in some of these trees. Yeah, okay,
well no it's natural. I would die.

Speaker 15 (08:02):
Actually, she was showing me a pod on one of them.
She said, you know what's going to come out of
those aunts? Spiders?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Spiders? Yeah, so you really do they check for pods sometimes.

Speaker 16 (08:09):
Yeah, you gotta look. You gotta check the trees.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
After the tree is chosen, before it leaves, you should check.

Speaker 16 (08:13):
Let me check.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
It's like you know the nurse that school checking for
lice exactly. So okay, any other fun ones, Hold on,
I have another call. Let's see, let's talk to Bridget High. Bridget, Hi,
so you had what in your real tree?

Speaker 9 (08:31):
I had wolf spiders in my real tree?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
What's a wolf spider?

Speaker 9 (08:36):
The wolf siders that you guys see outside like on
the ground that.

Speaker 8 (08:39):
Like those big ones, big ones, Yes, those big ones.

Speaker 9 (08:44):
A bunch of them came out.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yes, you don't want to play with I mean they're not.

Speaker 16 (08:52):
So how many did you find.

Speaker 17 (08:55):
A bunch of There were babies and then there was
like a big mom on them and it was just
infested with the babies everywhere.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
That is not considered dangerous to humans, that a bite
can cause pain, swelling and redness. And it's in your
living room right above that Christmas gift for grandma.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Oh wow, I would not.

Speaker 18 (09:17):
No, I would not get another tree again because of
that reason.

Speaker 9 (09:19):
It was about few years ago when that happened.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
How did you get rid of all these wolf spiders?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
And you think you got rid of all of them?

Speaker 9 (09:26):
We didn't bring it in our house.

Speaker 19 (09:28):
We just left it out.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
We forget it.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, I got it all right. Well, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 10 (09:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
I'm keeping my fake tree.

Speaker 13 (09:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Happy Holidays.

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Oh, let's do the five? Should we do the five?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I like it the entry?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yes, let's go talk to Aaron online fifteen Hello.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Erin, Hello, lady, Come mor well, lady, we already burnt one.
Britney Spears was born in December. Do you think you
can name some of these artists who were born in December?

Speaker 13 (11:51):
I hope so.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
I always do so well during your other conquests.

Speaker 17 (11:54):
I'm listening, so here we go.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
You know when you hear other people getting them wrong,
do you get really mad like everyone else gets me?

Speaker 6 (12:01):
I do.

Speaker 23 (12:01):
I'm usually driving home from dropping my girls off at daycare,
and I'm like streaming in my car.

Speaker 24 (12:06):
How could you make that?

Speaker 14 (12:08):
All?

Speaker 25 (12:08):
Right?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Here's musician number one?

Speaker 13 (12:11):
What you mean me too? What you mean me to?
What's you just me doing?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Mmm?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Who's that?

Speaker 26 (12:20):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (12:20):
My gosh, I just said how mad I was when
people didn't know, well, I.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Could be honest. We didn't really give you a big hit,
to be honest, h.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Anyone that song, ever, she has the same birthday as me.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
That was Taylor Swift birthday of December.

Speaker 17 (12:40):
Oh, oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yes, all right, let's try this one.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Maybe you know this this artist born in December?

Speaker 27 (12:48):
We do?

Speaker 13 (12:48):
When about now?

Speaker 12 (12:56):
Big?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Go ahead, Aaron? Who was that born in December?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
I know the song, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Warm okay, responsibility it's a word in a letter, but
it sounds like two letters. Well it's jay Z all right,
all right. He was trying there, I was trying. Here's
what I know you'll love. I love this song. I
mean I always love this song.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Can you hold on one second? This artist you will
know and you will know this song as well. This
person was born in December. Here it is.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
All right, really good?

Speaker 16 (13:49):
Who was that?

Speaker 18 (13:50):
That was Nicki Minaj?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh my god, that was awesome. All right, here's an
other one, this artist born in December.

Speaker 13 (14:03):
If you like getting gone the.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
If you're not your God.

Speaker 16 (14:13):
If you have.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's not correct, not correct at all. Now that okay,
But there's another song by it. Who who can sing
a song by this artist who knows? Don't do that?

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I said, who take me away?

Speaker 13 (14:30):
Again?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
To that artist? Who is that? Okay, Jimmy, Yes, Escape
was by a Rupert Holmes. It's I got a new game.

Speaker 13 (14:44):
We sing that?

Speaker 12 (14:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Maybe we should? All right, this is going well, okay, okay,
this is another one. Name this artist born in December? Okay,
here's that?

Speaker 28 (15:06):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
How about this next one?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
All right?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
She was born in December. What's her name?

Speaker 13 (15:25):
Wait?

Speaker 29 (15:26):
Can you play one more time?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Alright? Name that artist born in December? Absolutely right?

Speaker 11 (15:46):
What was the one before that? Elvis?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
That was Sarah burrells?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, well move three down the one pasted Chrispawtree.

Speaker 16 (15:59):
This one?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Can you name this artist born in December?

Speaker 4 (16:12):
You all wint in December?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
One of our fam answer?

Speaker 29 (16:19):
Oh my god, yeah, I know the song, but I
don't know the.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Okay, that would have been that's Bett Middler.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
I bet you'll get this one though.

Speaker 12 (16:27):
Here.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I can.

Speaker 10 (16:30):
Make it.

Speaker 13 (16:32):
I'll make it.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
What you say New York and everywhere? Okay, name that
Hardy Sport in December?

Speaker 17 (16:40):
Uh, Frank Sinastra, Yes, you got a few, you got
a few.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
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What did she do with the head?

Speaker 4 (17:09):
How long did she have the head?

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Did she bring the head with her and had it
for a while and it started decomposing and smelling?

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Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh, look at Nate, Nate, how are you doing? I'll
do it good today?

Speaker 10 (17:35):
Is that?

Speaker 16 (17:35):
Duran?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
How's life in the city for you? Here's a great
He's a great hit the gym. Sat in the sauna
for a good thirty minutes yesterday.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Oh waiting on your friend live that.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, you have a special friend in the sauna. I do, Joe.
I'm still waiting for him to come back. I go
back every day. At the same time, I still haven't
run into him again.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Oh you as he knows you're coming.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
You got a new friend of the sauna. Good for you.
Have you ever been in a sauna? Oh? Yes, I have. Hell,
some people are very uh free with how they use
that towel. I myself am much more modest. What do
you mean but free?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I mean it's.

Speaker 14 (18:13):
Just off.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh yeah, and then they just kind of drape it
over their heads and sit there naked. I'm like, and
what do they do with their stuff that is just there?
That is just sitting there on the on the bench.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Wait, how does it sit on the bench. Isn't it
like on his knee or his leg his knee?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Well, no, it's just there. Kind of his junk is
on his knee.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
That's why Joe.

Speaker 13 (18:38):
Didn't come back.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Joe.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
I feel like if you make a friend in the sauna,
that's a very special type of friend. If you're just
both naked sitting there and you're like, hey, you want
to get a.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Lunch, Let's go get a hot dog?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
You know what I mean? Exactly? Okay, oh my god,
my voice, seriously, would you like some tea?

Speaker 12 (18:57):
No?

Speaker 13 (18:57):
Give him? Are so?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
My skin's crawling? So I have coffee?

Speaker 10 (19:01):
Now?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I'm like extra jittery.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Yeah, you already.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Have you wanted a new segment here? What's that?

Speaker 13 (19:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, oh I can do this on the air.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Sure, what is it?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Ask a gay?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's now time for ask a gay.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
I do have a question for you, Okay, Yes, As
the representative of all gay people, I am not. I
need to know. I've been seeing a lot recently that
calling things gay is back, that it's it's all the
rage now. Gay people say it's fine. You can call
things gay whether you're straight or gay or not. Well,
call things gay? Is this true?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Call things gay?

Speaker 31 (19:36):
Now?

Speaker 5 (19:36):
It's calling things gay a positive or a negative.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
It doesn't say just a it's gay, call it gay.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
The music in the background makes it sounds kind of positive.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, So give me an example of how you would
use their gay in your Oh.

Speaker 13 (19:50):
I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
I feel like I've worked it out of my vocabulary
so much.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yes, Nate loves waiting for his friend Joe in the sauna.
That's so gay.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, yeah, that's too obvious, you're right, What about like, Oh,
look at Scary's pink and polka dot shirt. So gay?

Speaker 13 (20:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
I just need to know if we're able to say
this word again and positive a positive light. So if
I want to say, like, that's the gayest shirt I've
ever seen, but it's a positive thing, I could say that.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah. I think the message here is using the word
gay in things that really aren't like stereotypically gay. You
know what I'm saying. So like if you talk about
his pink shirt, now holdo, well, like the history the
board was broken, that's so gay. No, it doesn't work.
Like if I say a naked You've seen Nate's truck,

(20:42):
it's so gay.

Speaker 32 (20:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's too gay.

Speaker 11 (20:49):
Yeah, that's so gay.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
I love watching the basketball game last night. It was
so gay. I don't know. It doesn't work, doesn't work
with me.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Not sure.

Speaker 11 (20:58):
I'm going with my friend.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
We had a big win last night. Froggy butts the
gay and gaitors, So.

Speaker 26 (21:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Let's let's let's just play with it.

Speaker 14 (21:12):
Off this Yeah, a bachelor party to one country.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Thank you, scatty.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
You've been listening to ask a gay no answer to anything, gay.

Speaker 13 (21:22):
Tours, the g a y t or.

Speaker 21 (21:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I look, I'm I'm not offended if someone says it's okay, right,
but you're not all gays. I don't think. I don't
feel like you speak for all games.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Is there someone who speaks for all gays like Liliza Minelli?

Speaker 5 (21:39):
I don't know, Lady got guy, I would say, could
speak lady me.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Why do you think Elvis doesn't speak for all gays?
Is he not gay enough?

Speaker 13 (21:47):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I think he's very gay, but I don't think he
is the represented on right here. Yeah, I would think
like I don't know, and Nathan Lane or something like
that would kind of trump you. No offense. Well, I
don't want to speak for all gaye. That's a lot
of pressure. How would you be gay? Or Elise? If
you set out tomorrow morning you woke up and said
today I'm going to be gayer than yesterday.

Speaker 26 (22:08):
Well, I.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Don't think I could.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm going to be gayer than gay, gay or some today.
Well a whole lot of seconds. We have another question
coming in for ask a Gay.

Speaker 14 (22:18):
Code three one five, Hey Elms, when did you choose
to be gay?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
The questions to the day.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
At the time, there was a moment I was like
I should be gay.

Speaker 16 (22:36):
I have a question related to that.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
What's that? So I really, as a straight man, only
have one choice in the bedroom. Okay, how did you choose?
You don't choose, don't try, do you know? I don't
even know what you're talking about. I mean, he didn't
choose the gay life. You choose him. We should just
move on. Okay, you've been listening to Ask a game?

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Is this the worse the last time?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
This is this? This is the series finale.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Why didn't you ask Joe that question? Next time? You
use em in the saw?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Now that's Joe. Hey, if you want to ask a gay,
send us a talk back. If you're listening to listening
to us on the iHeartRadio app, hit the microphone and
say I want to ask a gay.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
We might want to listen to those ahead of time.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Blame them, No, not such a service. Okay, ready for
this one. Here we go. Here's an ask a gay
question off the iHeartRadio app. What's the thing called talk
talk back? I need to ask a gay.

Speaker 33 (23:50):
So if you go to lunch with a friend at
Dairy Queen and both of you get hot dogs and
you're sitting in the car eating the hot dogs with
no music or nothing, and nobody's talking that gay.

Speaker 10 (24:02):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
It is, but with music it's not gay. What with music?
Is it gay?

Speaker 13 (24:10):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
No, it's the silence that makes it extra.

Speaker 11 (24:12):
I think if you're sharing the same hot dog, that makes.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
It gay, takes you scary things for weighing.

Speaker 11 (24:17):
In separate hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Mobe enough, it makes it extra.

Speaker 11 (24:20):
I think if you're sharing the same hot dog, that makes.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
It gay takes you scary things for weighing in suparate
hot dogs.

Speaker 12 (24:26):
Enough.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Funny conversation I was having with Nate. Was there a
place you and your family went after like school celebrations
or to celebrate great grades or something like that.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Did you have a place like where's scary Chucky cheese?

Speaker 13 (24:41):
Chuck e cheese?

Speaker 11 (24:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Ours was dairy Queen? What about you?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Frog? It was K and W Cafeteria, Kay and W Cafeteria.
I want that right now? What about you, Nate? We
had the ground round and it was weird. I don't
know if you guys remember this. You would pay your
weight as a child, Oh you're child under so that
would that.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Would not fly anymore?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Well, because I was shopped in the Huskies, so I'd
be like, we can't take little elevis out from report
card dam because it's going to break the bank. Well,
if your parents were like my parents, you'd save a
few cents because we weren't allowed to eat leading up
to that dinner. Quit it kidding?

Speaker 4 (25:20):
So that yous?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, Daniel, Daniel. At the ground round, you would walk in, Scott,
Do you remember this?

Speaker 11 (25:25):
Right?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Of course, you'd walk in and as you walked in,
you know the vestibule whatever they call it. But the
entryway there's scales right there.

Speaker 15 (25:32):
The big Toledo, the old scale.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
They want you to stand on the scales? Did you
walk in? Can you imagine a good idea?

Speaker 18 (25:38):
See?

Speaker 5 (25:38):
I had a ground round by us in Westchester. All
I remember is that every kid got a balloon when
they walked in.

Speaker 16 (25:44):
Cartoons.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, all right, well they wage you, they wage you,
and you know who took this idea? And I thought
it was brilliant. The Howard Stern Show. It was. I
don't know if they still have this at his studios.
Over at Serious XM, they have the step and repeat,
so they have models and actors and actresses walk in
and they would stand in front of the step and
repeat to get their picture taken. They were, without knowing it,

(26:06):
they were actually standing on scales so that they do
know they would know how much their guests weighed when
they walked out.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I wonder if they still do that.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
They do that, and it makes me nervous, but I
totally understand why. At a water park.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, so if they're putting you in one of those big.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Tubes where you know, like five or six people fit together,
it can't be over a certain weight. So there's a
scale at the top of the water slide where you
have to get on it to see if all these
people can get onto it.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Do you know you're on a scale?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, they're talking about hiding a scale.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
That's not cool.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
I don't want to say anything. But Daniel's lost a
little weight, maybe she's on the diet or somewhere. Would
you install the scale at our st It has to
be like near the door.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
You should put it behind you where we always going
to take the photos exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, let's see how it's our guest way. Because I
did stand on the same exactly the hidden scales.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
I think it's brilliant.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
What can I ask what they used that for? Like
why would you like, why did the Howarch Stern show
need one?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Because it's the Howards Turn show.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
You would need that not so much?

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Howard the ground round makes sense.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I wonder if they still do it, if anyone works
over there and let me know if they still have
the hidden scales.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It's a great idea, is it.

Speaker 13 (27:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Absolutely? Because you know what, like at those Brazilian steakhouses, right,
I tap out of the salad bar, I can't eat anymore,
but I'm paying the same amount as like a six
foot five dude in a.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Salad bar in the Brazilian steakhouse.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
The Brazilian steakhouses are typically all you can eat, right, Yeah,
I mean you can raise that flag. So if they
started charging, but as many times as you flew your flag,
then I can see how they can.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Make Yeah, I can't pay the same price as some
like football player.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Come on, man, and you can't take it home because like,
you know.

Speaker 14 (27:49):
What's this texture says you could throw the peanut shells
on the floor at the ground round.

Speaker 11 (27:54):
Now, imagine all the peen analogies.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
The ground round to come back popcorn on the tables.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Belie, they still have them, Scotty. Don't they still have
ground rounds? I think they do somewhere they still have
ground round right.

Speaker 15 (28:07):
There might be like one or two left in the country,
but most of them have disappeared. Do they still weigh
you and you walk in No, I'm looking it up.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
You bring that back, that's great.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I need to know. There should be a sign saying
by the way you were on camera and you were
being weighed, yes, or.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Maybe they weigh you after before and after so they
know how much you've actually consumed.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
You can take clothing off.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 30 (28:30):
Happy holidays.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
I'm an out and I'm an.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I'm shut off to work.

Speaker 30 (28:42):
From Elvis Duran.

Speaker 13 (28:43):
In the Morning Show, Chris, I love you.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
I listened to you every single morning. Have a great holiday.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Merry Christmas. From Elvis Duran in the Morning show to
see one hundred.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Okay. There's a radio guy named Bob Bronson and oh boy,
and he used to work down the hall at light FM.
He did the morning show with our friend Christine Nagy
and and he would come down every Christmas. He would
come down and bring us cookies and remind our listeners
to turn us off and turn on light FM because
they played nothing but Christmas music. Therefore, we banned him
from our show because he was stealing our listeners it

(29:30):
so he recently decided he wanted to leave. On New
York and move down south, and in doing so, he
packed his bags and left. But we think he took
a lot of stuff with Marry Christmas. Where's the Christmas tree?

Speaker 4 (29:46):
There's nothing to decorate for Light.

Speaker 13 (29:49):
FM, so Light.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
So Light of feb decided to go to the Christmas
closet to pull their tree out. It's gone, and they said, okay,
let's make some coffee and talk about this. They went
to make coffee and they wanted to go toast some
bagels in their delongey oven.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
It was gone, gone, not cool.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
So they're saying that Bob Bronson took everything with him.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, well apparently there was a witness to the convection oven.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
For sure, Patty was steal a con Wait, hold on,
back up. Remember the day Scary stole a convection oven
out of my office?

Speaker 14 (30:21):
Yes, you know, but that was because it was gone, unused,
and it was on your floor for two months, and.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
It was on my floor. It was my oven. Don't
take stuff.

Speaker 11 (30:29):
I didn't think anybody wanted it. I'm like, I'll use it.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I mean stonehenge rocks have been there for years. Doesn't
mean you can take them because they're being used.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Doesn't mean it's yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
So scary and Bob Bronson have a little something in common.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Laughed so hard. I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 13 (30:48):
Really.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
On the way out, I kind of respect the move,
and then I started looking around for what I would take.
But at the same time, now they have no tree.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Wait a minute, Okay, so I can see why if
he would take the delongey and I get that, But
a Christmas tree? I mean, how do you even walk
out of a building with a like I guess it
was in the box?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Kind have a decorations to the tree? She faster?

Speaker 30 (31:13):
Do you keep on decorations?

Speaker 14 (31:16):
No, don't.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Don't say these things until we know why. I mean,
there could be a chance he bought maybe he paid
for it.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Maybe I've really been trying to do investigations around here
and get all the answers.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Maybe she's very you know, attached to that tree, or.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
It's attached to his hands. So let me ask you
a question.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Do we need to uh purchase a new tree for
our friends? At light f M?

Speaker 4 (31:38):
I think, can you get.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Him on the phone?

Speaker 13 (31:40):
Are they here?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Yeah, they're here.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Can we call uh? Can you call Cobby? Yeah, we
can do. They're playing like fifteen Christmas songs in a row.
They're not doing anything down there that's awful.

Speaker 11 (31:50):
That's like waking up on Christmas morning with a turd
in your stock.

Speaker 19 (31:54):
Grip.

Speaker 20 (31:55):
That's still Christmas the bag.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
I was thinking, it's kind of hilarious.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
TA ask you a question. If you left tomorrow, what
would you take with you?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
You wouldn't take anything.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
I wouldn't. There's nothing in this caved in building that
I want in my life.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Something I would take.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I have some artwork in my office I'll take, and
that ship. There's nothing else I need. Are you getting
him on the line?

Speaker 23 (32:25):
Is he there?

Speaker 11 (32:25):
They're getting him right now?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Oh my god. I would try to leave with my dignity,
but I don't think that's gonna you.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Have none less that's gone.

Speaker 14 (32:32):
What would go through somebody's head in walking out of
any job with with things?

Speaker 11 (32:37):
Is it because they want revenge?

Speaker 21 (32:39):
Is there?

Speaker 14 (32:39):
Is it?

Speaker 11 (32:39):
They being spiteful?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
By the way? And I mean, we're not turning this
into a bash Bob Bronson, No, no, no, no, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
We don't know. That's the thing. We don't know. The
well he took the tree or the oven, I would do.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
It solely out of revenge. I just want everyone to
know that.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Okay, what revenge? What revenge do you have against us?

Speaker 10 (32:58):
Well?

Speaker 4 (32:59):
I don't have any here, so everything's getting left behind.
But I've left some places where I thought I should
take that we didn't take it.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
We did have someone that used to work here that
said when they left the building they were going to
poop the table. But that's that's leaving something behind, not
taking it with them.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Well, all right, well we're not getting him on the phone.
Let's just do something else.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
But let's find out if they need a tree, because
I don't like the fact that Light of FM's down
there playing nothing but Christmas music and they have no tree.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Yeah, I know, maybe we still lend them hours.

Speaker 13 (33:30):
Scary.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Why don't you go steal another dong the oven and
take it down there?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Hello Daniel, how you doing?

Speaker 11 (33:39):
At least I believe that.

Speaker 24 (33:42):
I can't believe you're talking about this. I discovered stuff
I bought with my own money. This guy took home
with him.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Okay, so we know he took the Light of Christmas tree.

Speaker 24 (33:59):
Yeah, because I boy he Okay, let me backtrack.

Speaker 33 (34:02):
For you a minute.

Speaker 24 (34:03):
Okayroke Kate broke a tree when we were doing a commercial. Right,
So then I tree. Yes, yes, he snapped the bottom
because he do.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Okay, so he broke he a Christmas tree?

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Then what happened?

Speaker 24 (34:21):
Then I bought a new one with my own money. Right,
I went to talk and I got a new tree.
And then I said, all right, Bob, this is.

Speaker 18 (34:30):
The new tree.

Speaker 24 (34:30):
I'm gonna leave it in the corner for next year.
What happens I go to decorate?

Speaker 12 (34:37):
It ain't there, Danielle, are we one hundredercent?

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Sure? He walked out with the Christmas tree?

Speaker 24 (34:45):
I'm eighty five.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Okay, who is gonna take it?

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Delilah?

Speaker 19 (34:52):
She ain't here?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Good question? What about the delongey toaster oven? Who took that?

Speaker 10 (34:59):
He took that?

Speaker 24 (35:00):
He took the toaster oven through. I gotta tell you this, guys,
that's sticky fingers.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
No way, let's be fair. Was it his toaster oven?

Speaker 19 (35:11):
It was not.

Speaker 24 (35:12):
It was his cousin Vinnie's.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Uh well, okay, what this is?

Speaker 13 (35:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 24 (35:20):
He had this cousin guy come in all the time
and cook for us. And then uh oh, no, Vito.
I think it was Vito with Vinnie one of.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
Those things and he would come in and.

Speaker 24 (35:29):
He I gotta show you. I have a whole big bag.
I take a picture of it later, of all the
stuff that Vito would cook with. And he had this
fancy toaster oven and he took the toasta and goes,
this is mine, and he walked out with it.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
All right. Okay, So daniel Danielle, Okay, we gotta we
gotta rush her. But I got a question for you.
Do we need to take care of our relatives down
at Light of him and buy them a new Christmas tree?

Speaker 24 (35:55):
I mean it's up to you.

Speaker 17 (35:55):
I just bought one the other day.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Okay, Well, let me know if they need anything, because
it sounds like the Grinch really ripped them off. If
we can help them do anything, just let us know.

Speaker 13 (36:08):
Okay, I'll give you.

Speaker 24 (36:10):
A call later.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go in and there a little bit.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
All right, thank you, Danielle. I got Covey on the line.
We have Covey. Yeah, yeah, there's Covey. Okay, Hi Coby.

Speaker 12 (36:19):
Oh hello there guys.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
So, so we hear that your predecessor took everything and
robbed you blind. And so if you need anything else,
I mean, here, you have a Christmas tree at Light
FM but if you need anything else for decorating, anything
that Bob took will replace it.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
What do you need?

Speaker 10 (36:33):
Are you buying whatever you need?

Speaker 7 (36:36):
Well, we could use a really nice Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
The one we have right here is like the Peanuts one.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
It's like it's pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Okay, I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Who do we have here? Andrew come here please, We'll
get Andrew down there right now to measure, and we're
gonna fill up every squareage.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, we're gonna get you a tree.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
We have to.

Speaker 12 (36:53):
Yeah, oh my god, Christine, you're getting a new tree.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
Well, hang up Christine here hello.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah, it's a good old fashion Christmas miracle.

Speaker 24 (37:03):
Are you father Christmas?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I'm daddy Christmas. Yeah, we heard that Bob Bronson took
your tree. We're gonna get you a new one.

Speaker 24 (37:09):
Okay, thank you so.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
Much, thank you.

Speaker 9 (37:12):
Ours is kind of bent and falling over, so yeah,
I could tell you I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
And I can Christine, I can hear you like trying
to talk through the tears of joy. But we love you, guys,
and Merry Christmas to light of him.

Speaker 9 (37:26):
Okay, oh we love you too, Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
All right, Okay, Covey took something as well.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Bob's job.

Speaker 34 (37:33):
Yeah, Elvis Durant in the Morning Show probably present a
Christmas CD to end all Christmas CDs.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Wilson, the cleaning.

Speaker 34 (37:44):
Guy, brings you the classic, says only he can just listen.

Speaker 35 (37:48):
Jingle Bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, the rock, jingle Bell,
the Chi jingle Belentine Di shit on the press and
jingle bell, the squad and the frost.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Shed it tear when you hear Wilson sing.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
This broken under Christmas tree.

Speaker 35 (38:08):
Let the Christmas period green, Let the world have some
punk and fine underworld done, Son Colne.

Speaker 34 (38:18):
And if you act now you'll get this very special
wilsonized version of the kid's classic rule off the red.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Nose Reindeer roof for the red Nose Reindeer.

Speaker 35 (38:29):
Husband it chest noise and IFUs every song you will
ever say his clane, Oh they all the other reindeer
you see, the lone aunt Kohnay, the nevertheless poor Rollolfo
play any raindy game.

Speaker 34 (38:49):
Even Frosty himself would say Wilson's version of his song
is simply magical.

Speaker 35 (38:55):
Frosted the snowmame, why Jollie harp is why the court
cop find it on bottoms on today. Yes, hows cold
floasting the snow man he defied to say he was
made this snow by the children.

Speaker 34 (39:16):
No Wilson the Cleaning Guy's Timeless Christmas CD. No matter
what holiday is yours, it's time for us all to celebrate.

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Love Celebration.

Speaker 30 (40:00):
Elvister in the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (40:04):
Hi, I'm.

Speaker 16 (40:06):
Smith.

Speaker 22 (40:06):
Hey, it's Katy Perry wishing you a very merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Telvis ter Ran in the Morning Show See one hundred.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Interesting call from Lindsay. Good morning Lindsey, thanks for listening today.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
How you doing.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Good morning lady, Hello, Good morning lady. Works too so
so Why were you on a school bus so early
in the morning. Are you a driver?

Speaker 12 (40:29):
That's what?

Speaker 23 (40:30):
So I transport kids of my full time job, and.

Speaker 8 (40:35):
My dad's also a bus driver and stuff.

Speaker 17 (40:37):
And I got in early this morning to do my
bus check. And when I walked into my boss's office,
there were pressures of seats on one of the school
buses and there are penises drawn all over the seat from.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Okay, so teenage boys, yeah, obviously, and I'm sure girls
were involved to So it's an equal opportunity art project.
So you're saying that these students, I guess middle aged
middle school age students.

Speaker 17 (41:09):
Right, they're all actually it's middle school and high school combined,
and they're.

Speaker 8 (41:14):
Actually all boys.

Speaker 23 (41:16):
They're about fifteen seats just covered on all different kinds
of penises.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Describe some of the penises you saw.

Speaker 17 (41:25):
There was one that had biceps grown, like growing.

Speaker 10 (41:29):
Out of it.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
How do I get that?

Speaker 10 (41:34):
There was one?

Speaker 17 (41:35):
There was one that was driving the Osra Meyer wienermobile.
That one looks like.

Speaker 13 (41:42):
Sense.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Can we try to can we try to think positively
about this for just a moment, even though they totally
wrecked these school bus seats with their I guess sharpie
driven drawn penises. You know, they're very artistic. They're getting
creative with their penises.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
I think we should appreciate the creativity encourage it.

Speaker 17 (42:02):
Yep, what's funny.

Speaker 23 (42:05):
What's funny is my boss also took a step further
and grabbed all the camera footage from the buses and
printed out all the kids' faces that said it.

Speaker 17 (42:17):
Yeah, they are busted, and they are. The parents are
all going to get the bills in the mail, and
they're also being sent the pictures of what their kids did.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Oh wow, okay, so to the parents in the room.
So really, just Danielle, I guess you and Frog, oh yeah,
and Froggy and Scott. If you guys got a call
from your school saying, hey, your kid drew a penis
with biceps on it, and here's the footage. How do
you not laugh at that?

Speaker 5 (42:45):
I know, well, after I stopped laughing, then I sit
him down and have a conversation. He doesn't see me
laughing about it. Okay, that happens between myself and my husband.
Then I sit him down and say, obviously that's not
something we can do.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
We don't do that, you.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Know, daddy, And I love you, son, but you know,
drawing bicep bicip feature.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
On the school bus is a bit much. Yes, Nick,
I kind of want to see some of these.

Speaker 11 (43:14):
Pictures.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
See what I would do is ready. I would take
those seats intact out of those buses. I would make
an art installation out of them.

Speaker 13 (43:23):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
You know what I'm saying, makes the money make your
money back?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Well, yeah, I mean I may know it may be
something you sell ever. Yeah, but but I would love
walking by an art gallery in New York City, look
in the window and go, whoa double take? Those are
bus seats with penises.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
I would go in.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
So these penises were not on like a piece of
paper and they put the paper. They actually took the
thing and wrote on the seats.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah wow, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 11 (43:53):
Of this of the tired panel.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
You want to sleep with penises on you at night?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Or why not a lot of people do. The whole
point is you can't just be penises. It's the fact
that they're drawn on school bus seat.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
That's a problem.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
That's the art. We don't do that right there. And
that's why I would correct as a parent, is that
I don't care that you did it, it's where you
did it. On the school by seat is not the problem?
Where okay, where is the proper place Froggy today? If
you want to get a notebook and draw penises in
the notebook for the rest of your life, if that's
what you want to do to be created, then do it.
That's fine. I don't want to shut down your creativity.

(44:29):
But no one's going to see that. The whole point
is you want people to see it, but not on
a school bus seat. That's where we have to we
have to redirect proud activity.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Do you think these kids are going to get attention?
Probably not expelled. Would you get expelled for penis drawing
on seats?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
I don't know how much money are we talking?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Well, lindsay, are they going to get in trouble other
than the parents have to pay for the seats?

Speaker 6 (44:55):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (44:55):
Yeah, like they're going to the schools are going to
be notified of the kids, and I'm sure they'll be
written a yeah, it'll go farther.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah. What if you gave them a chance at redemption
and gave them a bunch of sharpies and said, how
can you creatively and beautifully change these and cover them up?

Speaker 12 (45:11):
Or I wish it.

Speaker 17 (45:12):
Would be like that. But these are brands, like we
just got these buses in like.

Speaker 18 (45:17):
Not even six months ago.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
All right, well I'm thinking no one drew vaginas.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
That's good. Those aren't as exciting to draw.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
All right, this is this is the debate. Well, thank
you for sharing, and uh, these are the stories we
love to hear. Yeah, yeah, you know that's pretty good.
The penis covered bus seeds. Linsey, thank you for listening
and thanks for participating in our show and kicking it
off with a bang. We love it. Have a great

(45:59):
you to take care. So Lindsay's on the line. Good morning, Lindsay.
Thanks for holding good morning, not a problem. It's great
to hear your voice. So Lindsay reported that she works
for a transportation company. They provide buses for education services. Right,
I mean, I am I kind of on target.

Speaker 17 (46:15):
A little bit yep, right on target.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
And so one of the busses came back to the
barn at the end of the day and uh, these
middle school and I guess junior high kids had drawn
penises on all of the seats in the bus. Therefore,
they they we had to talk about it, and therefore
they wanted to send invoices to the parents and say,

(46:37):
not only are we going to get your kids in
trouble at school, you have to pay to remove the
penises from the school bus seats. So what is the update, lindsay,
there's an update, I hear, Oh.

Speaker 36 (46:48):
Yeah, so I guess the parents came in yesterday, all
parents of all three kids that did do this, and
they walk into my boss's office.

Speaker 18 (46:59):
Mind you, you had the pictures of all the penises
all over one of the walls.

Speaker 17 (47:09):
Like one of the parents just like kept on slat
out saying, my kid would never do this. It's not
my kid. My kids, and my boss goes, I know
you would say this, So we're gonna sit here and
watch the video of your kids doing this.

Speaker 18 (47:25):
They ended up watching the video and like.

Speaker 17 (47:27):
Their mouths just completely dropped, like they had nothing at
all to say.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Awesome, my kid was never doing.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
So how did that meeting end up?

Speaker 17 (47:40):
The kids are suspended for a week off the bus,
and the bill wasn't that bad. The parents ended up
just like paying like right there, and then they had
to actually want they want the kids to come in
and help clean the bus next.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Week, and that it so no invoice.

Speaker 17 (48:02):
No invoice.

Speaker 18 (48:03):
They're they're very lucky for that.

Speaker 12 (48:06):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
You know what this is the thing about video You
get caught. Yeah, but to sit there and watch your
kid drawing penises on the school bus.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
After you were like, my kid would never, Oh no,
we'll do it.

Speaker 17 (48:17):
It's great too because the videos actually have sounds, so
you can hear them talking to each other about it
and what they're going to say. And some of these
things were like beyond inappropriate of like your mom can
take ten inches of this?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
And I love how old are these kids?

Speaker 17 (48:38):
These are between like sixth grade all the way up
to actual high school.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
I remember the book series Don't Let the Pigeon Drive
the Bus, And like, is the pigeon driving the bus?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Parents? Know now there's going to be a new new one, Don't.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Let the Penises drive the bus.

Speaker 13 (48:53):
Don't let the.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Pigeon draw penises on the bus the next one in
the series.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Well, this is an awesome, awesome update, Lindsay. If you
hear more, please let us know and keep us informed.

Speaker 17 (49:03):
I appreciate definitely. Wow, I'm gonna be there next week
to watch them clean it.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
So I can't thank you so much. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Have a great day. Lindsay my kid.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Would never I feel like that is the death blow
for parents as soon as you say, my kid would
never do that. Oh, here's the footage. Enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
I was never that parent. Anytime somebody told me what
Cayden did, I'm always like, yep, I believe you one
hundred percent. It sounds exactly.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
That's what my mom said. She was like, aside from
hurting an animal, I would believe you did anything.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
They're right on the schedule.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Knew I knew we'd see them here drawing penises on
a school bus.

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Speaker 37 (55:17):
Remember we used to do Zip the Hits. Yes, we're
not doing it. He's going to a microphone. He was
going to Gandhi's microphone. Too, Scary, You.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Really think we're gonna do Zip the Hits?

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Do you have fun? Okay, we'll go to the what
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You have?

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But that we're on right, Scary like four?

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Smell okay that okay, okay, hold on, No Scary is
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Ready?

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Oh I got that.

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That's one.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
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Speaker 2 (56:19):
Okay, all right, so that was that's what we used
to do on our show, Zip the Hits.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Nailed it?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Anyway, back to my to my zipper conversation. Oh this
is not a dangerous hpper story? What did I do
with it?

Speaker 5 (56:35):
I can still smell the onion from him being over here.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
His zipper smells like onion, but his pants.

Speaker 14 (56:40):
Nobody was talking because we ate big onions.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
And loan that's not gonna work. You need to eat
parsley because that's what solves that odor that comes from
your stomach, because it's not really it's not as much
in your mouth as it is in your stomach. That's
what you didn't know that. You guys knew that, right.
Nate knew that because he knows everything. Yeah, that's come on,

(57:05):
pop Pop?

Speaker 13 (57:10):
What all right?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Okay, zipper has been around for like one hundred and
twenty eight years.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Did you know this?

Speaker 4 (57:16):
I did not?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Okay, so pop Pop found this story. They're coming up
where this sounds dangerous, you know, pop up.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
They call the Grandpa and Daddy's home too, exactly.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
That's my point. Okay, they've they're coming up with a
self propelled zipper. No, it will zip itself up at
the push of a button. No, only push that button
while you're doing something else that malfunctions. Well obviously, frogg Yeah,
I mean, this is the worst idea ever.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
And this is the epitome of laziness. And you need
a button.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Serious, there's gonna be so many injuries. Like, is there
a special sensor that as soon as it feels meat,
it stopped?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Oh my god, we all need to meat sensor on
our pants, we do, Okay. So it's a prototype self
propelled zipper with a built in motor. Oh my god,
it just hurts thinking about it. With a built in
motor and gear mechanism it can use to self it
zip itself up at to push up a button on

(58:23):
a wire remote we're gonna like Gandhi have the remote.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Oh god, game on. This is the best invention ever.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
The zipper remote.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
I think it's actually for industrial use, like putting up
big tents, but I can't help but think might be
useful on a pair of pants at the same time.
At all, we don't need that. I don't use the zipper.
I don't use the whole Hey speaking, I pulled I
go over the fence.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Do you but when you put your pants on, you
got a zip?

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Zip that up? I never put it through, do you No?
But I unsit my pants. Well, you gotta go to
the bathroom. But no, I'm shorts on. What I'm saying
is I don't put it through the zipper. No, I
can pull it all the way down. I go over
the fence.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Are we're really having this conversation, Nate?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Are we really saying there's no chance of me getting
caught in there because I don't put it through. I'm
the same way, but I'm just the visuals here, the optics.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Are I didn't even know you're supposed to put it through.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yes, a lot of guys put it. I've never heard
of any guy who puts I.

Speaker 16 (59:24):
Know people have put it through the hole.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Are you meet gazing in the bathroom?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
I know people that just use a zipper. What do
you ask them? What do you guys talk about things
like that? So they leave the button buttoned, the button, zipper,
the zipper. Correct, they leave the button buttoned and the
buckle buckled. But he just skin on nettle. That's gonna chafe.
Don't do that?

Speaker 28 (59:49):
You have questions? Yes, thanks Nate, so Snate for opening this,
so Nate said, he pulls them all the way down.
So you stand at a urinal with your pants around
your no.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
No, no, no, oh, demonstrate like you're sagging like a
second pee before, haven't you? No, I don't ever really
go watching p It's like, next time, show us what
you strate this scary scary, Get on your.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Knees, pretend to be your urinal scary will be your
urinal case. You need to be in the right place.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
You don't what do you what do you do when
you are shorts?

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
There's a whole there's a whole office building across the
street looking at.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
You, so like, are your cheeks out and clapping? No?

Speaker 11 (01:00:37):
Like the front of it over the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Time when you when you were stal you just pull
one of the legs up and just like put it
out the side.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Not long enough, so then you get dribble on your pants.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Never sometimes, let's be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Okay, interesting, Okay, can.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
We move on?

Speaker 11 (01:00:54):
It comes underneath the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Okay, you, but I would think that dribble would have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Be a little It does from time to time.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
No, this is the only honest one here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Scotty, you know, knew it.

Speaker 15 (01:01:04):
Scotty dabs his with a sometimes because if you put
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so more will come out when you release the elastic
once you close your pants.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
So that's why I.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Have to dab like a late entry.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Yes, okay, yeah, you got to hit the grundle.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Okay, moving on. So what that's how you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Get the last few drops in closing?

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Did you expect that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
No? No, I didn't know he's going to go down there.

Speaker 11 (01:01:30):
In the days of button fly jeans, they didn't have zippers.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
They still have button fly jeans.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
You can still buy some, Yeah, they do. They do.
Say they're in or out? Are we running to talk
to Kevin?

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Is this you Kevin?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:01:47):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
So, uh, you want to add to our zipper conversation
so we can just close it out.

Speaker 12 (01:01:53):
Yeah, I feel like you guys are talking down to pulse.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Oh okay, okay, if you're just turning us on. We're
talking about guys who go to the bathroom to pete
and they just pull their zipper down and hang out
there without undoing anything else. And we thought that was unusual.
But you're saying you've been pulling through the zipper your
entire life. Yeah, okay, and it never got it never

(01:02:26):
got caught. Yeah, I got it snagged on the zipper chafing.

Speaker 31 (01:02:30):
No, I mean it's I mean, if you're with at
all mentally, then you should know when you're good or
not the goodes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
We're not, I mean, if you're not mentally stable.

Speaker 31 (01:02:44):
Yeah, I mean, come on now, it's it's pretty simple mechanics.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Okay, you're right, though, You're absolutely right. I get that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
So you don't unbutton the top the button of the jeans,
You just do the zipper, okay.

Speaker 10 (01:02:59):
Yeah, just.

Speaker 31 (01:03:01):
Or unless unless my underwear doesn't have a fly as well,
then I will unbotton. But if I have a double fly,
then bengo, bango, bongo. Let's go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Okay, well that puts a lot of fun in going
to the bathroom. It makes me want to go to
the bathroom right now to have some fun Bingo Bengal Bungle.

Speaker 33 (01:03:19):
Yes a little.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
I'm just that's living a lot. That's not living a little.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
That's a lot. And I really like that. Okay, sure,
then I'm not going to pull through shame you ever again.

Speaker 12 (01:03:32):
Ever, I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
I'm glad that you said the record straight. Thank you
so much. It is it for Kevin, Kevin.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
All right, we're not going to allow We should open
our minds to all possibilities, and that's what Kevin has
taught us. Thank you, Kevin.

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Absolutely have a great dab you too.

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Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
So let's go round the room.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
It's not a round the room, just round the room.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
It's like Nilla wafers.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
They're not vanilla there, Nilla. Do you understand what I'm saying. Sure,
we'll start with scary, scary. What's on your mind today?

Speaker 14 (01:04:45):
Well, I don't know who needs to hear this, but
people always trying to yuck my yum I was. I
sampled two of the city's top twenty birders this weekend.
I got somehow I miraculously got to taste these burgers,
and I posted them on social media.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Good.

Speaker 14 (01:05:03):
I got no less than a dozen people in my
dms saying that thing's still mooing, that's so rare, that's gross,
that's disgusting, that's not cooked.

Speaker 11 (01:05:13):
That's let me tell you something.

Speaker 14 (01:05:15):
Okay, I just want to say this, when you go
to a quality place with quality meat, quality beef, you
do not have to worry.

Speaker 11 (01:05:22):
You know that they're doing this thing right. They've been
doing the.

Speaker 14 (01:05:25):
Same thing over and over, hundreds of thousands of times.
They've been cranking out these burgers. They I trust my
life with them. A medium rare burger should not be
poop pooed upon the way people were poop pooed. They're like,
that thing needs to be that's beef. It needs to
be brown, brown all the way through. Let me tell
you the best beef you have to eat medium rare.

(01:05:46):
Anything more than medium, I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Talk to you. You're not my friend anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Scary scary please now, it's it's a preference.

Speaker 13 (01:05:54):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
He did this the other night when we were all
out someplace. So his steak came and he wanted it
like mowing still and it wasn't, so he sent it back.
When it came back, I'm pretty sure it was the
same exact piece, and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
I look the same exact way.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
We died laughing. The girl next to me had a
mooing piece was not moving.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
It was a The texture was leather.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I know, but look, you know, I don't know if
you were agree with me, Gandhi, but you know, Gandhi
wants to weigh in on this. I like it rare
as well, but not everyone does. And there are cases
of you know, people getting sick from under cooked meat.
There are, And I don't think it discriminates it because
of the cost of the restaurant and how difficult it
is to get in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
What's that, Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Well, I think there are a couple interesting things about this.
So one he said, I don't like when people yuck
my young and then he went on to say, if
you get it above medium, you're not his friend.

Speaker 11 (01:06:48):
It's it's nice, it's beautiful beef, and you're destroying it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
But wasn't preference?

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
That's your preference though medium pink cool?

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Also those scared, isn't? And Elvis, you're the food guy.
Aren you supposed to cook burgers differently because it's ground
me and there could be more bacterias.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
There could be You're you're rolling the dice if you
do not cook it well, but I'm the same way.
I like it rare and I'm rolling the dice even
in the finest of food establishments. Yeah, what's that, Nate?
I think scary actually is kind of correct because a
lot of the high end establishments they grind their own meat.
If they don't grind their own meat on the premises,

(01:07:25):
there is a risk of it, but if they're grinding
it there, you're generally much safer.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
And are you one hundreds sure of that?

Speaker 16 (01:07:32):
I used to be married to a food scientist.

Speaker 14 (01:07:34):
Yes, draw aged burger by making it too well done,
no good.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
So you should ask that, You should say, an are
you grinding beef?

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Yeh, That's why I was.

Speaker 14 (01:07:47):
Putting ketchup on steak, all right, I rush my Oh
my wow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Scotty Bee loves ketchup on his steak.

Speaker 16 (01:07:53):
Oh my god all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Only let him do it, okay, and I like it
medium well, I'm silently judging you in the words of
our dear friend, the author.

Speaker 32 (01:08:02):
Let them, Oh, the author Mel Robins, Mel Robbins has
let them, let them ketch up on the state, let
them overcook their hamburgers.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Yes, it's okay, you know, if it's not hurting you,
all right? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Yes, gott to be.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
What's up with you?

Speaker 10 (01:08:18):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:08:18):
How come kids just don't listen to their parents? I mean,
I'm assuming, Look, I'm guessing I probably didn't. But like so,
my daughter's flying home for a little while and she's said, dad,
my bag is definitely over fifty pounds.

Speaker 16 (01:08:31):
It's got to be like eighty. I said, Okay, I'm
gonna order you a back to the target. Go pick
it up. And now we all have two bags and
you could check two bags.

Speaker 15 (01:08:37):
No, I don't want to do that. I'm like, ashually,
please do it. No, it's fine, I'll be fine, it'll
be fine. So she gets to the airport this morning, Dad,
I need one hundred dollars because my bag is overweight.
I'm like, dude, I would have bought you a back
for forty five dollars. We could have checked another back
for forty five dollars and we would have still had the.

Speaker 16 (01:08:52):
Bag to show for it.

Speaker 15 (01:08:53):
Now it's like, it cost me one hundred and forty
five dollars for her to check a bag, which is
more than the flight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Well to learn on your dime, Yeah, that's not okay.

Speaker 16 (01:09:03):
I should charge her, take an.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Allowance some of the consequences. So why would they ever
do it differently, because you're just gonna be like, ma,
I pay one hundred and forty five dollars, but that's it, right,
would she care?

Speaker 16 (01:09:13):
She said, I'll pay you, and I'm like, no, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Yes, see, that's the problem. She's not learning anything.

Speaker 16 (01:09:18):
I feel bad. No, you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
You just want to just pay it and move on.

Speaker 16 (01:09:23):
I guess, But I mean kids need to listen to
their parents, damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Okay, well, hopefully this will help.

Speaker 16 (01:09:28):
I don't know it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
That's not gonna help.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
God, what's up with you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
I've been obsessing over deep sea giantism lately, and I
feel like we should all talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Okay, you go first.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
So you know that animals can grow far bigger underwater
than they can on Earth. The biggest thing on Earth
is an elephant. If it was bigger than that, they
start to crush themselves because of gravity. But underwater they
can grow too massive sizes scary.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
I need to move underwater.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
You'll be weightless and you may.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Be perfect now plitting a room to grow.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
They're talking about these planets that are ocean planets that
they're discovering all over the place. So if you just
think about what could possibly exist on an entire planet
that is oceans. That's all I've been thinking about for
like weeks at this point, and I want you to
all think about it too, so that we can be scared.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Planets of massive organisms.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Yes, bigger than blue whales, not even of this Earth.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
I don't want to go to that planet. I don't
want to visit that planet. That's scary.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
I want to go so bad with a scuba ole
scuba mask.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
You're gonna die eventually doing what these thinks. You know,
we have a very special guest today, Garrett.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Enough Garrett.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
So as we get together with our families, talk to
that family member that you might have not gotten to known.
So I was talking to my mom and I said,
she was telling me about coming home from a wedding
in Denver. And she goes, oh, I haven't been there
in about like forty years. I go, when did you
go to Denver? I've known her my whole life. Shoes
Oh before I had you, Me and my friends just
got in a car and we went from New York

(01:10:54):
and drove in the car to Denver. So how did
you do? I go, why did you do that? She goes,
we wanted to and they had an adventure. I was like,
I could never envision you in a car. See, look,
your mom's cooler than you think. She had a life
before me. It's like you think of her his mom
and mom did cool stuff too, yeah, and she I mean,
we used to have problems going from New York to

(01:11:14):
New Jersey one state. She went from New York to
Denver with her friends. Like our parents had lives before us,
they did believe or not until you showed up in
I ruined it for everybody with their lives. But you
tell your mom we think she's cool. I will, but
have that conversation with your family. This okay, we will
hate producer Sandwich up with you.

Speaker 22 (01:11:33):
Someone's actually also about my mom, Garett.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
That's weird.

Speaker 33 (01:11:36):
I know.

Speaker 22 (01:11:36):
We talk about all the time, like inspiration and passion.
This stuff has no age. Just got to do what
you want to do. And my mom just gave me
a great reminder of that. She's so precious. She went
to college for theater and had to drop out because
she needed to get a full time job.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
And now all of these years later, she found theater again.

Speaker 22 (01:11:53):
And I just saw her direct her own production of
a Christmas Carol and it was the best thing, not
only to see this production of my mom like beaming
watching these people she directed do their stuff, but then
watching them congratulate my mom and give her credit afterwards
was one of the best cutest things I've ever seen.
So if you have a passion, it does not matter
where you are in your life. There's no expiration date.

(01:12:15):
Try and find a way to do it. It'll it's
going to bring you so much joy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
I love that. Tell your mom we love her. I
will all so cute, straight and eight.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Okay, you're up to bat.

Speaker 16 (01:12:23):
Question for you, Duran.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I hate that I point out that you're the oldest
person in the room, but it's okay. At what point
did offices go to cups instead of mugs for coffee?
This is starting to bother me because it's so wasteful.
Think about it. How many cups we each use? What
one two cups every day over the course of a year,
that's thousands of cups. Why don't we just wash out mugs?

(01:12:45):
Why because people are too lazy, lazy or too lazy
to wash out? Well, you know what's scary. Why don't
we get let's get some mugs. Yeah, would you drink
out of a mug if you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
Put our names on them and I knew which one
was mine? Because if not, you people got coodies.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Wait, we do have a dishwasher down in the kitchen,
don't we yeah, So why don't we do this, Why
don't we start something to help mother Earth? So there's
more big creatures in the ocean, like Gotti was, Hey man,
bigger creatures.

Speaker 14 (01:13:08):
Back in the early days of Dunkin Donuts, they would
actually serve you mugs if you were eating in They
had the glad, they had those mugs, uramic mugs.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Oh yeah, look it up.

Speaker 15 (01:13:16):
Why I used to sit at the counter and eat
super drink coffee out of a mug at Dunkin Donuts.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Yeah, they called him dunkin Donuts back then. I'm no kidding.

Speaker 16 (01:13:24):
Anyway, I'm bringing back the mug.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
You're back thanks to Nate. Nate starting this nationwide mean mugging.
It's gonna be all the kids will be in the mug,
crazy mean mugget. Baby.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Hey, what's up, Danielle.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
So do you guys get bullied into tipping? Because this
thing is driving me crazy. Where when you're at a
register and you're, you know, putting in your credit card
and they take the top of the you know, the
little screen and they flip it to you and it's
like how much you're tipping and that's what it says,
like pick your tip ten whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Way, Like at a retail store, yes, some stores.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Restaurants do it. Everywhere does it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
And I'm like, for service, for my service, for helping
you for I'm like, and I panic because I'm like,
oh my gosh, oh my gosh, you can, but you
look like an ass. So okay, I feel like you
have to you have to hit you have to click no.
But I feel like then they're gonna know that you
said no, And I don't want to be that person,

(01:14:19):
so I always give something.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
So you're bullied into I'm bullied into tipping.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Okay, it happens at arena is the worst. If you're
buying a hot dog and a beer, they flip that
right scary.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Oh yeah, happens at the time, I know, but I
would tip them.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Would you have tipped them before they flipped the screen around?

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Can you just paid with a credit card? Would you
have then given them cash on top of it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
Right, this is a new thing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Okay, all right, you've been bullied like I'm being bullied, like,
you know, don't ignore it. Just say to their face,
I am being bullied.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
To stop.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
I am not saying that. None of these times some
might throw something at me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
And there we did it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
We went I've been such a fan for so long.

Speaker 30 (01:15:02):
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:15:03):
I love you all, and I wish he had a
great holiday.

Speaker 13 (01:15:07):
From Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Terran in the Morning Show, one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
I'm the youngest child but three. My two older brothers
are much older than me, So I basically was unomly child.
They were out of the house. I didn't really have
a sibling to fight with, to spar with.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
But no, that just makes me so sad because my
sister's my favorite person.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Well yeah, and uh and I liked it that way. No,
I know, got my way. I was the golden child.
I got everything I wanted because I was the only
one there. Okay, right, you know they'd already raised two kids.
They were they were hard on them me. They're like,
I don't care whatever you come in, come in when
you want, you know, stay out as late as you want. Yeah, anyway,

(01:15:58):
but I never had that sibling thing. I never had rivalry.
I never borrowed or stole close from someone. I never
headed up. Yeah. Well, so you and your sister were
very close. Yeah, absolutely, always were.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Always were. Yes, there was never a time that we
were not really close, right, And it's the greatest relationship
of my life. And I think everybody with a sister,
if you have a good sister and you have a
good relationship, it's probably one of the best things you
could ever have. And I've read studies that say having
a close relationship with your sister extends your life by
ten years. Wow, that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Yeah, and Daniel, you had a great relationship with your siblings.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
But we were kind of like you. I'm eleven years
older than her, so she always felt like she was
an only child because you know, we were, you know,
grown up doing our own thing. But we have the
closest relationship. She's like one of my best friends. And
I feel like I could probably count on one hand
how many times we've even had a disagreement.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
So yeah, so we're very lucky there.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I kind of liked the ripping dishreds thing. I feel
like there's nobody in the world who is going to
check me like my sister without hesitating, And I really
appreciate it because I know that there's at least one
person who will call me out on my crap no
matter what. She's not scared of anything. She's looking out
for my best interest. And yeah, she used to beat
my ass. I think it's a good thing, right, probably
deserved it.

Speaker 28 (01:17:12):
If you talk, Yeah, exactly what, Nate.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
It's so funny to hear you guys talk about your
sisters because I know some people and they are like
cats and dogs, the two of them, Like they're two
sisters and you know they're they're older, but my god,
they just argue about everything. And it's to the point
now where if one knows the other is going to
be somewhere, she won't go there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
What isn't that awful?

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
But I know some people who are like that too,
that don't talk to their sister, And yeah, that's nots
how blood well some people exactly you You can't pick
your sister like you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
Like doesn't mean that the person's a good person. You'd
hope they would belave it. That's when we worked that way.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Scary, mild mannered, scary of all people, was telling us
stories about how how evil you were to hear.

Speaker 14 (01:18:00):
My brother and my sister, but specifically my brother, because
my friends would come over and we shared a bedroom
and we'd play video games and my brother would want
to get in on it, so we would like literally
drag him out of the bedroom and like and then
he would be exiled to the staircase and he.

Speaker 16 (01:18:13):
Would be listening.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
And now that's how we treat scary.

Speaker 13 (01:18:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Oh, come, we exiled him to the staircase.

Speaker 14 (01:18:19):
Now my older range, I'm like, you know what, I
wish I was nicer and closer to my brother and
my sister too, because we used to fight like catching dogs.

Speaker 11 (01:18:26):
We were two years apart.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
There you go, never had it.

Speaker 11 (01:18:29):
Now we're closer. We're closer.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
There're hey. Also, oh a question, did any of you
ever have sex with your best friend?

Speaker 26 (01:18:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Did you ever?

Speaker 12 (01:18:43):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Oh, but then we started dating, so you know it's
a boyfriend, but it was a best friend first.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Well, I was talking to a friend of mine who
actually told a story when they were younger best friends
and they they were best friends for like ten years
and then they had sex with each other. Yeah, and
then of course they realized that, no, that's not going anywhere.
So so my question is how are you today? So
how what's the dynamic like with you guys?

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Now, oh he hates me?

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
Oh we dated?

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
No, he hates me, and I even suggested we should
still be friends because we were friends before, and he
was like, yeah, absolutely not, No things ruined a friendship.

Speaker 13 (01:19:21):
Boo, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Never had sex with your best friend?

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
No? Never?

Speaker 13 (01:19:27):
Sorry, how did you?

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Obviously you did.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
I've had sex with friends.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Not best friend. Wasn't the one girl you had sex
with your best friend?

Speaker 13 (01:19:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Yeah, she's my best friend.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Yeah, and you guys are so cool?

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Right or no? Not at all?

Speaker 13 (01:19:40):
Oh? Really?

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
After that? I got icky.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Well, a lot of other stuff happened, but gotcha, I
want to get I want to get into that later
sex with your best friend.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
So you're talking about like sex with your friend, but
then you didn't start dating. You guys just hooked up
and then.

Speaker 13 (01:19:55):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Yeah okay, yeah pretty much. But so the story the
show I just finished watching.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
I can't remember the name of this dumb show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Jesus, there's a there's a guy and a girl going
to college with each other and they they they didn't
have sex, but they almost did. Then they realized, well,
he's gay and other best friends. But I'm wondering, like,
how many gay guys have had sex with their best friends?
Because I did in high school?

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Do you like experiment and like see how you feel?

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
It was awesome? Yeah, I mean it wasn't it was awful?
It was I mean it was awesome that we did it.
It was awful that what it was? Yes, awful, But yeah,
I'm sure she was complaining as much as I am.
What can I ask the gay question? Yes? Yes? Please?
So what is the dividing line between a friend, a
male friend for you and a potential romantic partner? Does

(01:20:50):
that make sense? No? Do somebody know what I'm trying
to say?

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
Why don't be the same for you?

Speaker 6 (01:20:55):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
As a straight person between a girlfriend and a girl
you're trying to bang correct?

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Yes, we know that. I mean it's very simple. Is it,
like you, romantic feelings or attraction or something like? What's
the dividing line where one could become a romantic partner?
I don't know if I can define that, because it's
it's different, different with different people. I think I don't
know how to answer that. All right, So you don't
find all men attractive? R? No?

Speaker 13 (01:21:21):
Do you find.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
To a certain degree you don't?

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Just don't full of crap.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
No, they're women to native They're all possible victims in
life in general. Okay, okay, so I'm balancing two topics here.
It's it's the topic train. I'm the topic juggler today. Okay,
let me. We're talking about sisters and we're talking about
having sex with your best friend. What say you, Christina?

(01:21:53):
You have a sister, a twin sister. There you go.
You're on, Aaron, I'm on, Aaron. Well, I want to
hit the wrong but.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
Yeah, you don't like women. Get off.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Eric is high, Aeron, hold on, please, Christina, there's Christina High. Christina,
these buttons are so small, very small, tiny microscopic buttons. So, Christina,
you have a twin sister. You cannot imagine life without her.
She is your best friend, without doubt.

Speaker 23 (01:22:20):
Absolutely, we are inseparable.

Speaker 19 (01:22:23):
We talk every day.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
I love that. I mean, did you guys ever have
those moments, those moments where sisters would like pull each
other's hair out and have a little little fight from
time to time? Obviously you did, maybe one percent.

Speaker 19 (01:22:39):
My mom would have to come upstairs and separate us
for a little bit and then we cry and make up.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
Yeah, but you're like, you do you have that twin
thing with that intuition twin thing where you know, like
something's wrong or she needs you.

Speaker 19 (01:22:52):
Sometimes honestly, like sometimes we'll get caught saying the exact
same thing at the exact same time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Wow, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Do you finish each other's sentences sometimes?

Speaker 19 (01:23:02):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Yeah. That's why I think that Nate and I are twins.
He's always finishing, you never know. I Well, that sounds great, Christina,
And I bet there's a lot of there as a
lot of people listening right now, going, God, my sister
is my best friend too. That's really cool. All right, Christina,
thank you for listening to us. Now we go talk
to Aaron. Hello, Aaron, Hi, how are you doing well.

(01:23:24):
So you're a middle child. You have an older and
a younger sister. They hate each other.

Speaker 29 (01:23:29):
I have two older sisters that do not get along.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Okay, and so you're kind of caught in the middle
because you you're you're nice to them both. I mean,
you get along with both of them.

Speaker 29 (01:23:41):
Yes, I try to. It's hard, but I am definitely
in the middle of.

Speaker 13 (01:23:45):
Both of them.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Why do they hate each other?

Speaker 24 (01:23:48):
Yeah, so I'm a step sibling with them.

Speaker 29 (01:23:52):
So it stems back from when they were way younger,
way before I met them. But they just never ever
got along never right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Yeah, it goes back to when your kids. I mean,
there's a parental thing maybe involved. One was chosen over
the other one day and I don't know, could be,
but that puts you in a really they still puts
you in a weird spot. Aaron being the sister that
tries to make the peace.

Speaker 29 (01:24:17):
Probably yes, I am the mutual party and I try
to remind them both and I am mutual, and I
don't know anything that happens, you know, between their fights
that's on them, and I just try to get along
with everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Here you go, let's see see they here's the thing.
I mean, how may I ask how old your sisters?
Aren't the sisters that don't like each other?

Speaker 29 (01:24:39):
One is thirty four and the other one is thirty two,
and I am going to be twenty seven.

Speaker 22 (01:24:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
I wonder if one day they'll wake up and go, God,
that was just really wasted time.

Speaker 13 (01:24:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Yeah, they're still young, basically the thirties, so it still
could get better. Well, listen, best of luck to that,
to you and to that and to everyone. What or
it'll be like whatever happened to Baby Jane. They hate
it at each other and the fifteen they did remember
that movie She'd serve her a bird, Yeah, a dead bird.
But you do one more call from Lisahi Lisa, you

(01:25:14):
slept with your best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Oh yes, we're getting back to that topic.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
So how did that go for you? You slept with
your best friend. How did it work out?

Speaker 19 (01:25:22):
Well, here's the thing. We've known each other's sister fourth
grade and then as an adult, I revealed to her
that like women. So one day she was curious. Of course,
she said. There were some drinks and other stuff involved,
and things like that. It was nice, it was good.
It actually did not feel weird. It felt very natural.
But we never even spoke about it ever again after that.
It's like an unspoken truth or something.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Oh wow, I mean never ever mentioned it at all.

Speaker 19 (01:25:47):
No, I was waiting for her to bring it up.
Maybe she's waiting for me to bring it up. I
don't know. That one time I thought it was nice.
Maybe she didn't like it, I don't know, but we
never even spoke of it. But we're still friends to the.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
Day and didn't change anything.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Well, if this was an experience you went through, maybe
you don't want to hog on it.

Speaker 19 (01:26:07):
I don't want to. I don't know who's our friendship?
You know, the only time since we were kids, right,
we don't if not talking about it? Well, we made
friends and hey, that's how I have to be.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
What would you say? I mean, hey, that time that
we were hooked up? Do you want to talk about that?
I mean, now, that's something I would do.

Speaker 19 (01:26:23):
You never brought it up by now? I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
Yeah, how long ago was it?

Speaker 11 (01:26:26):
Were?

Speaker 19 (01:26:26):
To bring it up? I think the first thing I
would after.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
Is was I good, that's the first How ago did
it happen?

Speaker 31 (01:26:34):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:26:34):
This was years ago to the point where I think
we're just comfortable with each other, so I don't talk
about it anymore. This is years ago, less than ten
years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
There you go, oh wow, I would have to bring
that up me too, Yeah, because you know that's for me,
that's it's a cliffhanger.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
So is there anything I should be changing about the
way this?

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
When I see for me, it would be like, hey,
do you want to can we do? We want to
talk about that? I mean, like, where are your feelings
about what happened ten years ago when we did each other?
I don't know.

Speaker 36 (01:27:00):
Maybe I should take you guys advice and part just
ask at No, don't open a can of worms.

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
It doesn't need to be as a can.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Yeah. If I see a can, I'm gonna open open
your can for big Daddy. Thank you. That's awesome. Like
this text where you go Where you Go addressed to
me Elvis. Do you sometimes think you can turn a
straight man gay?

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
No? Nor do I want to? He doesn't want to.
I don't want to know. I've been very clear, right
for Froggy right, he ain't trying. No, No, you know
there are there are all gay guys out there that
would love to hook up with a well, not for everyone.

Speaker 16 (01:27:44):
It's not everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Have you ever hooked up with a straight dude, like
a guy that you know was straight, just just like
it was just like something new. Yeah, yeah, but I'm
not trying to turn him anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
They were just curious when I first my head.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Oh my god, let me let me let me be
very clear with you, that has never ever crossed my mind.

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
Year old Castle.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
No, No, no, no at all, never ever. I'm being
I'm being so honest with you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
if I made you feel like. No, I did not.
I was feeling What What did I do that made
you feel that way? I'll never do that again?

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
No, No, I'm sorry. I don't I can't say anything.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
I don't know what to say. I thought you wanted me.
How do you respond to that? Never ever, ever, never ever, that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
Dry heave was appropriate to let someone know how you I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Not gonna apologize, but he said he didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
You know, just because you're gay, not attracted to everybody?

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Every guy?

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Yeah, just because you're straight, as mean you're I did
every person.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
But also we know all these guys think that every
gay guy wants them.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
These guys.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Got one guy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
There's not one guy on this show that I would
even consider doing that with except for one. What's up, Scottie?
My microphone went on. I don't think you have the
true Scotty's arm at all?

Speaker 32 (01:29:25):
Happy wait, hold on, you want to see this banana?

Speaker 12 (01:29:30):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Roll out of what's your favorite morning show?

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
At Elvis Durant Show on All Socials the podcast.

Speaker 11 (01:29:44):
Now, I'm thinking about our old school then that we're
going to be having.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
I'm gonna invite Brody. No, Brody, is he on the
line with us?

Speaker 10 (01:29:51):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
No, is there anybody else on the planet you could
have mentioned other than me, Josh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 30 (01:30:07):
Elvis dan in the Morning Show?

Speaker 13 (01:30:11):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 30 (01:30:15):
See one hundred.

Speaker 27 (01:30:18):
Put on your seat belts, everybody, put on your food belts.

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
Oh no, it's not that time of year again.

Speaker 13 (01:30:27):
No, it can't be.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
It can't be.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
Tell me, bitch me, tell me it's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
It's the most fattening time.

Speaker 17 (01:30:38):
Of the.

Speaker 27 (01:30:42):
With that pumpkin pie building and everyone sweeling down egg
nog and be.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
It's the most fattening time of the year. It's the
lift smacking a seas the.

Speaker 31 (01:31:00):
Mall while you're shopping, you're cheating, impulsively eating that junk
at the mall.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
It's a hell heavy seas.

Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
And the fall.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
They'll be turkeys for basting and stuffing for tasting, and
giblets and gravy.

Speaker 11 (01:31:23):
You will fall.

Speaker 27 (01:31:24):
They'll be cookies that momping and a leftover fruitcake from
a Christmas a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
It's the scale flattening time.

Speaker 16 (01:31:35):
Moly.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
While you're diet you're blowing.

Speaker 34 (01:31:41):
There's calories going straight down to your rear.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
It's a sale flattening time.

Speaker 13 (01:31:53):
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. I know there's
food everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Egg not flowing out of fountains.

Speaker 20 (01:31:58):
It's like one big barnmit's up.

Speaker 13 (01:32:00):
But listen. If you don't have to do that, you
can have small portions and make ribbons instead of fight.
You can do it. Please try, you.

Speaker 11 (01:32:08):
Have too mun Please.

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
It's too cold to go jogging to crist for to martenings.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
You pass me a hot buttered roll.

Speaker 30 (01:32:23):
Don't you dear touch bay roll?

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
I'm watching.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):

Speaker 27 (01:32:31):
Lovely, all those tinger bread shingles and chocolate criss kringles
will tremble in fee.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
It's a most fattening time.

Speaker 11 (01:32:45):
It's a bell of the selling time.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):

Speaker 27 (01:32:54):
Oh I am Gracie a brons crack and it's not
youa mot.

Speaker 30 (01:33:09):
This is Merry Christmas. Ell Ester ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
What would you do if you bought a house and
you found someone's ashes in there? I don't think that
you can't touch it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
I think it, yeah, I.

Speaker 16 (01:33:24):
Think you do.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Like technically remains I don't know how that works. Well,
it is, That's what it is. This was actually on
a Reddit thread. Uh, you know, the am I an
a hole? Thread? Someone asked if they would be an
a hole if they threw away an urn of ashes
that that was left in their house, and nobody.

Speaker 13 (01:33:44):
Wanted to.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Throw it away.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
But honestly, the a hole is the person that left
it there in the first place. You're just gonna leave
Grandpa in the wall.

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Maybe Grandpa wanted to be in the wall. It was like,
this is my house. I built this with my blood,
sweat and tears. I want to be here forever. Yeah,
left a note.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
If you exactly if you found ashes, you need to
know why, find out why they're there. There could be
a great reason why great granddad wanted to take the wall.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
Right, and like, what if somebody's missing them, like they
didn't know where they were. Oops, we forgot we put
them on the wall. You should do your due diligence
and try to hunt down who was there.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
Well, a friend of mine bought this huge property out
in New Jersey close to where we live, and uh,
they found a tombstone there on like in the in
the shrubbery. There's someone buried on their property. They couldn't
really read it because it was that old, but they
know for a fact. We're pretty much for a fact
that there's someone buried underneath that tombstone. That's a big

(01:34:40):
deal when you find like somebody buried, right, don't they
have to send the team or something.

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
Well, they decided to leave it the hell alone.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Okay, And actually it's kind of interesting to have someone
buried on your property, I think, I think.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
And normally when your house is haunted, it's not the house,
it's the it's the what it's built on. It's like
know the ground, so you know who knows.

Speaker 13 (01:35:02):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
You don't want to start moving things and things high,
please don't mess around.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Yeah, if we don't want to, we don't want to
reenact Poulter. Guys, just move badstones. That was a great movie.
But so would you leave would you leave a tombstone
in your backyard if you bought a house someone buried there.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
If it was cats, maybe my cats.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
Well that's another thing. We bought a house with our
first house in Santa Fe it had the remains of
their dog, the past owner's dog buried in the backyard,
so I was going to offer to dig him up
and send it to them, and we decided that would
be in bad taste. Yeah, digging up a dog and
sending it to would devastate the family.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
Well, I feel like you got to leave it.

Speaker 14 (01:35:52):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
I think you're right.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Just go visit them, maybe bring them flowers, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
You know, be not do the right. Hello, thank you
for allowing me to live here peacefully.

Speaker 13 (01:36:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Yeah, okay, I leave the body. Leave the body in
the backyard. We all voted on that. Yes, we're going
to do that. No one, I'm happy no one on
our show actually said no. I would definitely throw those
ashes away. No, you would be a totally Nate. Nate's
trying to call someone. He's got some sense of urgency
going on. I never, rarely ever do I see Nate
with urgency, and he has it going on. Now, Hey, Nate,

(01:36:29):
what's going on? Who's that? Yes? I'm talking what is
going to mean on line twenty? Okay, Janine, line twenty?
Look at that. Hey, I'm so glad that I'm glad
that Nate called you. Because he had the sense of urgency,
he had to get you on the phone immediately. I
don't know why you're here, but let's find out what's
going on, Jeanine.

Speaker 21 (01:36:50):
Well, not my house, but in my town, Denior, Ohio,
there there was a gentleman who was redoing his porch
and fellas skeleton under his porch, like human remains. Yeah,
it was a whole skeleton. Yeah, human remains under the porch.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
Did they try to figure out why this skeleton was down?

Speaker 21 (01:37:15):
Oh, the cops were called. Everything there was big, big
to do. It's in the I find it in Google news.

Speaker 13 (01:37:23):
Reasoning.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 21 (01:37:26):
I don't know, and they never come out with what,
you know, where it was what happened?

Speaker 12 (01:37:31):
I just yeah, it's yeah, it was a big thing.

Speaker 13 (01:37:35):
The house is like one.

Speaker 21 (01:37:36):
Hundred and some years old, so it was like an
old farmhouse.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Oh, I found the story.

Speaker 13 (01:37:41):
Did you find a story?

Speaker 19 (01:37:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
All right, hold on, Jeanine, we're gonna now you're gonna
learn with the rest of us what happened. What happened
that the nine call Your neighbor was taking off a
front porch when they noticed bones that looked like they
could be human human, adding they look old. Okay, was
that it? Wait, this just happened like a month ago.

Speaker 13 (01:38:02):
Right, Yeah, it was it? Yeah, well long ago?

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Wow, So what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
I don't think they officially know yet. They said the
house dates back to eighteen sixty four, so it could
be one of the people from the eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
Doesn't say was it like buried or was it just
a body just laying there?

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
No, it's bones at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Right, But was it buried?

Speaker 13 (01:38:23):
Probably buried?

Speaker 14 (01:38:24):
Sounds like foul play to me. Yeah, I need to
believe that something awful happened. Someone got killed and they
stuffed them in there, and they they plashed the.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
I mean, I mean, how do people just crawl under
reports and fall asleep and never never wake up?

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
And I would think after a while you'd smell it
and go investigate, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
Old. I think they're exactly how old they were in
a couple of weeks, because I guess they got to
do forensics and take the bullet. Oh carbon dated Janine,
What town in Ohio are you from?

Speaker 21 (01:38:55):
I'm from Xenia, Ohio.

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Someone just sent a text saying that that's an interesting
little town. It has its own documentary. What's so crazy
about Xenia, Ohio?

Speaker 21 (01:39:04):
Well, they had a huge tornado back in seventy four,
so they call it tornado Alley. It ripped most of
the whole town.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Wow, okay, and you check, yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:39:15):
That's it, and then that's by all.

Speaker 13 (01:39:19):
I know, Okay, I mean, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Well, cool, It's been nice talking to you, Janine, have
a beautiful day to day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 30 (01:39:30):
You every day.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
Oh I love that. Thank you. Next time you find
a skeleton under the porch, you let us know. Okay,
we gotta go, Hey, you go talk to us. Sarah
line nineteen talking about ripping up old houses and finding things.
A friend of yours found what in their house?

Speaker 11 (01:39:46):
Sarah?

Speaker 29 (01:39:48):
A bunch of like hundreds of empty firebomb naps inside
the wall?

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
Well fireballs?

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Kind of new, isn't it? Things I've been around that long?

Speaker 19 (01:39:58):
Hasd Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:40:00):
No, this was This was a couple of years ago.

Speaker 29 (01:40:03):
But I don't know how long they had been in there,
but not very long obviously.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Yeah, who would drink one of them? All right? Text me, now,
what did you find in your walls? We need to
hear it from you.

Speaker 5 (01:40:17):
Please here Santa all I went for Christmas this year
is a fan because I love the way it feels
like me when I go asleep.

Speaker 26 (01:40:26):
Dear Emily, here's your fan and here's Santa stomping on
it with his big black boots. I hope you never
fall asleep, Love Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Merry Christmas from el Mister Rand in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Who is bre Daddy?

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
I hope you fight your dad.

Speaker 9 (01:40:58):
Thanks mister Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
From Elvis Duran in the Morning Show See one hundred.

Speaker 13 (01:41:04):
All right, did.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
Anyone go to the grocery store this weekend? Anyone?

Speaker 30 (01:41:09):
Some online?

Speaker 12 (01:41:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:41:09):
Me too.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Yeah that's easier.

Speaker 5 (01:41:11):
It's so much easier.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
See, I'm one of those weirddos. I love going to
the grocery store. I love parking, going in looking at things,
you know, and I usually buy things I don't need,
but you know whatever, it never goes to waste rarely anyway. So,
and when I go to the grocery store, I don't
look for a place upfront. I always park in the
very back because I like to walk to the grocery store.
I don't mind walking across the parking lot. As a
matter of fact, I think some people spend more time

(01:41:34):
trying to get a space upfront than they do just
parking and going in. So when I come out, of
the grocery store with my cart. I'll walk it all
the way up to my car. I'll unload the bags
into the car, and then I'll walk that grocery cart
all the way back. And if there were a few
more just sitting around that people were too lazy to
take back, I'll get those two.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
Oh, it's nice of you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
It's just what I do. You know, I do it
because there's exercise.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
You're moving. Know you're doing the right thing. But so
yesterday we went down to the grocery store and this
lady had she she put her cart right next to
my door and just left it there and walked away.
And then she got gone to her car and drove away.
I'm like, like, I couldn't even get out of my car.
I'm like, what I'm doing? So I looked at it,

(01:42:19):
and then I just passed all sorts of judgment. I'm like, oh,
you lazy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
Went Really I'm with you on that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
Let me ask you, why do you take the cart
back to the cage or the corral, whatever the hell
it is.

Speaker 4 (01:42:32):
It's absolutely rude not to If you were in your home,
I would assume you'd put something back, so reset the room.
When you leave it, and that includes I don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
To hit somebody's car, right, Okay, so you guys return it.
You don't like park it on the on the median.

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
Oh no, I have parked it on the media. Wait
wait wait, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
I'm a monster. I'm not a monster.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
It's just if there's other carts there, then I go,
oh well, I'll just put it there with the other carts.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Go in the corral. That's where it goes, the little
area that they have made for it, the curbs and
everything it's supposed to push right in there.

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
Do you go to the car corral most of the time?

Speaker 30 (01:43:07):
Time?

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
So you're a good person most of the time most.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
Of the time. One wait, there is one place that
I go that doesn't have a cart corral, so they
just people just leave the carts everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
Take it back to the front door of the store.
Why not get your So I did a search and
there's this online about people who return carts. Hey, if
you do a morning show, you do stupid search. Do
you always put your shopping cart back? Or is only
if it's convenient? And there are five different types of
shopping cart returners. Number one, people who always return their cart.

(01:43:40):
They have a sense of See now they're they're evaluating
you and your personality.

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
If you always return the cart, you have a sense
of obligation and feel bad for making someone else do it.
Number two the never returners people who never do it
and feel it someone else's responsibility. They might even justify
by saying something like it gives someone a job. If
everyone returned their cart, the person would be out of work.
People litter to okay. Number three the convenience returners. This

(01:44:07):
is Danielle. People who only return their cart if the
weather's nice or if they're part close to where it's
supposed to go.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
Now that is not true.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
Now, I'll tell you what I'll do. If I'm returning
mine and I see somebody else kind of walking that
way too, I'll take there some returning just to be
nice than me too. Yes, the pressure returner people who
only do it because they know someone's watching.

Speaker 39 (01:44:30):
Me.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
Scary if if there is no one watching you, you
would leave the cart out in the middle of the
parking lot.

Speaker 11 (01:44:37):
Okay, here's what I would not do.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
You push you push it to the side, out of
the way.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
But I would not leave it.

Speaker 11 (01:44:42):
In a parking space, because that's inconvenient.

Speaker 14 (01:44:44):
When you see a cart in a spot out.

Speaker 11 (01:44:47):
Of harm's way and it's not going to dnse someone's car.

Speaker 14 (01:44:52):
If someone's watching me, then I'm like, okay, I'm gonna
watch me all.

Speaker 11 (01:44:55):
The way to the cart caddy. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
Those people that even in the parking like spots, Dude,
that's the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
Got the worst kind of person.

Speaker 4 (01:45:06):
I moved the car and she's like, oh.

Speaker 11 (01:45:08):
Put the car definitely.

Speaker 17 (01:45:10):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
Someone said on Instagram there's there's a guy who enforces
people returning their card.

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
It's called cart narcs.

Speaker 4 (01:45:16):
If you get to check this out, I would like
to be friends with that person.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
Really, I always return it. But I will tell you
I do have this sense of accomplishment, like I've done
something good for the world. I put myself on a pedestal.
You're a good guy, Duran.

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
You put that cart back like a champion, right.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
I know Diamond was out shopping this weekend and she
had a card experience. Worse Diamond is she around?

Speaker 39 (01:45:42):
Oh this, I left my car right in the middle
of the lot this weekend.

Speaker 13 (01:45:45):
What shame?

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
Whatsoever?

Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
Why listen, I don't have the time.

Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
I walked it back to my car.

Speaker 39 (01:45:53):
I put my groceries in the back of the car,
and I'm ready to go.

Speaker 13 (01:45:57):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:45:58):
I can't even.

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
With it's gonna blow it into somebody's car. The wine's
could have blown it into an old lady's car.

Speaker 5 (01:46:04):
Hello, Oh well, if it was an old woman, then okay.

Speaker 39 (01:46:07):
But listen, I go to the to the supermarket where
you have to put a quarter in the cart to
actually like use it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
I left the quarter in there. I did someone a favor.

Speaker 12 (01:46:18):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
Just let me tell you something fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
You can kill somebody, Danielle and I one time almissan
old lady killed by a rogue shopping car. You gotta
be careful. You can kill somebody for those things. You're
lucky stop and Scotty b. Scotty Bee always returns carts.
And also here's what I do.

Speaker 15 (01:46:36):
I seek out the stores that have the ones you
have to put the quarter in, and I go around
the lot and I collect all the carts and get
all the quarters.

Speaker 16 (01:46:44):
Yeah, I made like four bucks one time.

Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
So so you you love the diamonds of the world
who don't return their their cart with a deposit.

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Yeah, he does crime in But you know what diamond.
There is somebody else who's going.

Speaker 5 (01:46:59):
To have to come out and possibly put that cart away,
the guy whose job it is. And I know you're
going to say it's his job.

Speaker 4 (01:47:05):
And what if it does hit someone's car on a
windy day.

Speaker 39 (01:47:08):
It's hit my car before and no one felt bad
about that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:47:15):
That's so stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
By the way, we did get a text from someone
and I do agree. If you have little kids and
the little that you put in the car, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
It's you're scared to leave them in the car and yeah, well.

Speaker 5 (01:47:28):
Yeah, yeah, and then run to the thing. But you
know what, you could lock the door, run and put
it away and then run back to the car.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
Wait know what, And I want to tell you. I
gotta tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
There's a grocery store in Santa Fe where they didn't
have carts for like a day because people kept stealing them. Yeah,
they had to go buy new carts. And they have
little sensors on them.

Speaker 5 (01:47:45):
Say they don't have the ones by me will have
the locks.

Speaker 4 (01:47:48):
So you can only take it to it certain What are.

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
People doing with carts?

Speaker 14 (01:47:51):
If you live near an apartment building, if there's a
lot of apartment complexes in your area, people will literally
literally walk the car and down the street into their
apartments and then leave them for dead.

Speaker 11 (01:48:03):
Like you.

Speaker 14 (01:48:04):
Cart carcasses in the area around in part of buildings,
they have people that go around to the cars.

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
I will tell you another thing you can do with
the cart. You can turn it upside down and turn
it into a grill. I'm sure people do that. You
can put a fire underneath it and it's the grill.
It's the bars in the cart.

Speaker 13 (01:48:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
Anyway, not of that.

Speaker 13 (01:48:24):
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she wakes up on Christmas morning with cock in her stocking.

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Maybe you should ask her why she phoned up to you. Hey, Patrick,
my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. And your girlfriend Giselle is playing a joke
on you.

Speaker 6 (01:53:30):
My job, heybe thought we got good O my god,
Oh my god, you are a terrible person.

Speaker 3 (01:53:40):
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True.

Speaker 6 (01:53:43):
You got phone tap?

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Speaker 30 (01:53:53):
Alvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:53:56):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
The Elvis dan phones have only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Rides together with you Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show see one hundred So gift.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
Giving sometimes it makes people anxious, And I'm saying, be
a little selfish this year when you're trying to come
up with that perfect idea for a gift for someone,
do the we gift, the gift that pays off for
both of you. It could be something like a trip somewhere,
or it could be a curic coffee machine that you
know you're going to be sucking those down every day anyway,
Right with that, I.

Speaker 5 (01:54:39):
Got this for you, and then the person will wait.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
A minute, exactly do you get a litt upset if
someone we gifts to you where you know you're gonna
have to share it with them?

Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
I know, you know I probably never noticed before.

Speaker 2 (01:54:49):
I might notice more now.

Speaker 4 (01:54:51):
No, because if it's an experience, I'm happy to do it,
even with you know whomever give me that gift.

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
Well, that's the good gift. I mean, the good gift
is an experience you two can bond over. Right, But
what if it's thing like a you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
Like a toaster oven?

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:55:04):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (01:55:05):
What if somebody gives you, like tickets to like a
play and they expend you to take them?

Speaker 4 (01:55:09):
I think they do.

Speaker 5 (01:55:10):
Wait and then you go, oh my gosh, I can't
wait to ask Lisa. She be so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
I've actually done that before.

Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
I gave I gave away a concert a pair of
concert tickets, and then I would say, and look, you
take whoever you want.

Speaker 5 (01:55:24):
And they didn't take you, did they?

Speaker 3 (01:55:26):
Now they did.

Speaker 4 (01:55:29):
I'm sort of we gifting my sister something. I can't
tell you what it is, but for Christmas. I know
she's gonna love it. But so am I.

Speaker 2 (01:55:36):
Okay, I'm with you. You know, the thought of giving
something that has to be unwrapped just doesn't do it
for me anymore. If you give a gift of experience,
a dinner out or I don't know, do you know
what my.

Speaker 4 (01:55:49):
Husband and I are doing this year?

Speaker 10 (01:55:51):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:55:51):
So we both want like a new treadmill or a
new bike or something like that for the gym, but
we want a really good one, so we know it's expensive,
so we're we're gonna split that together. Then we said,
you know what, we really don't need anything else, so
we're gonna do gag gifts that make each other laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
Okay, And it can be something you're gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:56:07):
Throw away after a few hours, or maybe it's something
funny that you want to keep around to remind you
of the other person.

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
That's a great idea, you know, But at the end
of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
It's a bunch of.

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
Gag gifts you're gonna end up throwing away. You just
get your laugh at him and go Okay. It's to
the point now where if I get a physical gift,
I do feel like a stir, like, oh God, what
is this? Do we really need more stuff? Don't you
don't we all agree? Don't you have enough stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:56:32):
I play stuff. I don't want any more stuff. I
want experiences or I want something that somebody has made
me from the heart. Well, he apparently stresses everyone out
when I say, like, EASi, you know I do well,
I'm over the easies.

Speaker 16 (01:56:42):
I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:56:43):
I'm not gonna buy you want the experience of stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:56:49):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:56:50):
Mary Christmas from now, mister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:56:54):
All right, it's now time to turn it all off
and relax, hang out with the people you love and
that may be just you and if so, that's all
good until next time. Uh say, peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.

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