FULL SHOW: The Day We Gave a Commencement Speech

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to the day. Let's go, and I need to
promote the word of Elvis Durant. Oh my god, I'm
so happy to be talking to.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You, guys.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm at work and I'm.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
More interested in talking to you guys talk about me.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
This is a gift.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
I've just been having a hard time.

Speaker 6 (00:20):
When I'm having a bad day, I turned on the Morning.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Shop and I just I left. So I just want to.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Thank you, guys. I'm so happy our fart Josie gets
you through those dark moments. Daniel's a mama kids.

Speaker 7 (00:31):
As soon as he put his bad leg on on
a breaking the.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Naughty kid met that lobster out of the tank at
Red Lobster.

Speaker 8 (00:36):
There's a narrative starting here at that I already knew
I was gay.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You know, I can't learn you.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
This should work out really well.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
This is Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (00:47):
Thank you, Lauren.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Welcome to day. It is Thursday. It's May twenty ninth.
It's almost time for June.

Speaker 7 (00:52):
Yes, almost payday too.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
My gosh, these is the important thing. Actually, Payday beats Jude.
I mean we have two paydays in Jude. What a
nice month. Welcome to the Day. Hi, Gandhi hy Danielle, Hello, scary.
We don't think you know names. Diamond, Diamond's froggy looking
mighty fi high froggy, Good morning. Yeah, you got feeling okay?

(01:18):
All right? Oh oh oh? What could this be? I
got some bass? I got some sort of jingling. What's
that jingling going? Is that a tambourine?

Speaker 10 (01:30):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh? I got a drum. I got a drum going on.
We got a whole band going on. I feel guitar
coming on. Don't you feel that? Oh my god? All right,
now down, come on now you whoa? All right? That

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was different. Welcome to the day. It is Rosa online too.
She's our first caller of the day. High Rosa High, Elvis.
Look at that. The countdowns on Rosa is counting down
the days to the end of school. Eighteen days left.
She's a fourth grade teacher on the way into work today.
Eighteen days. That seems like an eternity, doesn't it it?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Really?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
It feels like it.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yes, yeah, But once you're on your nineteenth day from now,
what are you going to be doing? What is your
summer going to be about?

Speaker 10 (02:30):
Well?

Speaker 11 (02:30):
I have two little kids, a four and a two
year old so it's just keeping them busy all summer.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Hey, you know, having dogs and having kids, they do
have a lot of things in common, you know. Let
me tell you what happened?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Yes, and I have both.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh god, you got dogs too, So I got I
got a schnauzer who's like, there's something wrong with his
legs when he was chewing on it all night. There's something.
I don't know, it's something happened. And then the other
one he had diarrhea, like awful diarrhea for like a week,
over a week, and he's all bunged upping. Nothing comes out.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
I must be killing him.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't know. Something's killing I.

Speaker 11 (03:09):
Can't tell you what's wrong with them.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh god, well you can see it on him. I
mean you know how you know during Halloween black cats
their their backs go way up into the air. That well,
his is doing that because he's trying to pooh. Nothing's
coming out. Oh gosh, Well god, I know. Razy. You
know two dogs and what it's all about, right, frog?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I do.

Speaker 9 (03:28):
And it's like it's always something with one of those one.
It's like whack a mole. You get one straightened out,
the other one pops up like what the hell's going
on over here?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
So so Rosa. Even though the school year is almost over,
you still have kids and dogs, but you're gonna have
a summer ahead of you. I hope you have some
good plans.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yes I do.

Speaker 11 (03:44):
I mean we're gonna be staying home, but we have
the kids keeping busy. My son plays hockey, so that's
a lot of fun to watch.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, you know, Okay, so he'll lose a tooth.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Eventually, they all do.

Speaker 11 (03:56):
I have a fun fact for you.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh I love fun facts. Fun fact do you have?

Speaker 11 (04:01):
So I'm actually Anthony Brodia's sister.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh really, we love Anthony. How're you doing.

Speaker 11 (04:09):
I wanted to thank you, guys. I'm so happy to
be in the air. I've wanted to thank you guys
for so long. You've been there since day one, and
my family truly appreciates all your support. I know he's
a lot to handle.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh my god, Anthony, I can't imagine growing up with that.
Yeah no, yeah, no, thank you god. I'd rather have
a dog, but i'd rather have a dog that can't poove.
He's from Please give him our love and it's and
if you say you're Anthony Ordia's sister. We pretty much
know a little about you exactly.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 11 (04:42):
It was an interesting childhood.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
It still is probably. Hey, what do you have for
a friend, Rosa? Well, next time Anthony's hair, why don't
you become our guest?

Speaker 10 (04:50):
Hey, oh, I would love that.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, I've got something. Okay, this is not making sense.
Do you have something? You can have some apparel? I
mean offering her. Well, I thought it'd be kind of
interesting for her to see her brother in action. But
you probably have seen that in multiple times.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
I'm sure she's seen that enough.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Forget that.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
I'm sure he's been in you guys before that.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, we're all right here. Well for now, I wish
we had eighteen days until our school years. Rosa. It's
a pleasure to meet you. You have a beautiful day,
and you too. Tell the kids we said hi, hold on,
hold on, we have a peril on the way. Yeah,
all right, let's get into the three things we need
to know with Gandhi. I do believe we have a
guest today, No, we don't. It's just us, just us,

(05:33):
how exciting? Just us? Sorry? Breakfast I guess Oh my gosh,
I said, pancake platter could be my guest, what's going
on in Gandhi?

Speaker 7 (05:41):
All right?

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Well, now that Elon Musk has officially announced his departure
from Doze, Tesla, investors are demanding that he start working
forty hours a week at the company. A group of
pension fund leaders with long term investments are putting their
foot down as electric vehicle sales plunged in the first quarter.

Speaker 12 (05:57):
The group wrote a letter to.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
The head of Tesla's board claiming that Tesla's stock price volatility,
declining sales, and other disconcerting reports are caused for serious concern.
They also claim that many issues at Tesla are linked
to Elon Musk's high profile role as an architect of
the US.

Speaker 12 (06:12):
Department of Government Efficiency.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Huh interesting, It's good to work there at Elon Right.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
While the Tate brothers are facing rape and trafficking charges
in the UK, it is official. It was announced yesterday
that Andrew Tate is facing ten charges, while Tristan Tate
was hit with eleven. The social media influencers were first
arrested in Romania in December of twenty twenty two, and
Romania's anti organized crime agency searched Andrew's home in August
of twenty twenty four, investigating allegations of human trafficking, sex

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with a minor, and money laundering. The Brothers deny those allegations,
and finally, for the third consecutive season, the Panthers are
playing in the Stanley Cup Final.

Speaker 12 (06:50):
Wow, I know Florida.

Speaker 8 (06:51):
Hello, Florida booked that trip to the Cup Final after
defeating the Carolina Hurricanes in Game five of the Eastern
Conference Final. The defending champions will face the winner of
the West Conference Final. The Edmonton Oilers are currently leading
the Dallas Stars three to one, with Game five slated
four tonight.

Speaker 12 (07:06):
And those are your three things?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
As you're saying, what do you have for dinner last night?

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Ooh last night I made a rice bowl with like chickpeas,
but I made them really crispy and spicy.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Just checking. Hey, who's ready for their Thursday?

Speaker 10 (07:18):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's food News Thursday. Foggy, you're ready? We have so
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Speaker 2 (08:06):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Hey, I don't want to be in a hole. Oh
but here we go. Hey, if you're driving on the highway,
would you like wake up? Just wake up? There are
people out there driving that have no business being behind
the wheel of a vehicle.

Speaker 10 (08:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, this happened to us last night. We were driving
into the city and you know the highways, and you know,
you know, you can take this lane to go this
way on this other highway, take this other lane to
go in this other highway. Well, this one guy driving
this whatever issue, he didn't know which lane he wanted
to be in. Should he go left for right? So
he stops. Oh no, we're driving like seventy miles an hour. No,

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he just stops in the middle of a rainy highway.

Speaker 12 (08:46):
Oh my god, was it my dad?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Does he do things like that?

Speaker 12 (08:50):
Oh yeah, he just drives like everyone is driving to
serve him. And it's fine. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I mean we almost it would have been a to
pull car pile up. It would have been And it's raining,
and I got dogs and I got the whole thing
is just not good, I know. So yeah, just don't
be stupid when you're driving. And you know, everyone listening
to me right now, who's driving on a road or
a highway, you're agreeing with me because there are a
bunch of dumb asses driving out there. They should not

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be allowed to drive.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Don't you think bad weather makes people drive even dumber?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Then don't drive.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Yeah, but some of the dumb drivers don't know they're dumb.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, you know. I know in some cities where it
doesn't rain a lot, even if there's a chance of rain,
they're dumb drivers.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I know here in New York and if there's a
chance of snow, people drive off the road. But what
are you doing? I don't know. I get very very
I get very very irritated at bad drivers. It's pretty scary.

Speaker 12 (09:48):
Oh god, what.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Are you looking at me for I think I drive
pretty well. I know you don't know. You're frightening. I'm
just I'm very I'm assertive. And then Nate, Nate another one.
I'm like the king of drivers here, you're a king.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Right, we gave you crown for the worst.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
You've never driven with me. You don't know how good
of a driving. I know it's bad.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
When I get a help call from a car, I
feel like that's that's a sign of terrible.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Are The woman said he he was a bad driver,
was precarious. It was I picked up a pickup truck
for the first time and picked you up and we
drove on high I've never driven a pickup truck that big.
I was little nervous. Yes, did we make it a lot?

Speaker 12 (10:28):
We did make it a lot. And I think you said,
even if we have something will come out alive.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
It's never good with somebody's answers. But did you die anyway?
Don't be don't be a maron on the roads. Please,
thank you. Let's get into the horse. Gpes producer Sam
it is Food News Thursday.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I'm assuming you're going to Froggy for your your colleague
in in service.

Speaker 12 (10:52):
Your assumption is correct. Yes, my colleague in service today.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Let's go all right.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
If you celebrated birthday today, Happy birthday you are celebrating
with these fine folks Melby, LaToya Jackson, Laverne Cox, and
Danny Effman. So happy birthday, Wow, Capricord. Think about yourself
first today. Don't make decisions you don't want to for others.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
Your days an eight Aquarius, you've got a big event
coming up. Make sure you splurge a little just so
you could.

Speaker 12 (11:15):
Do it right.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Your days nine Pisce's.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
Happiness comes and goes, so long as you have your
goals and interests in mind, you'll always find it again.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Your days of six aries, make some time to move
your body today, be it a walk or a workout.

Speaker 12 (11:28):
You will feel so much better once you get going.
Your days of.

Speaker 9 (11:30):
Six Taurus, you have a peak of energy during the day.
Get the most done in that window and you'll feel
the most RESTful later.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Your Day's of nine, Hey, Gemini, not everything is as
it seems at first, so get all the size of
the story before you make a big decision.

Speaker 12 (11:43):
Your days of six.

Speaker 9 (11:44):
Cancer, you have done so much to get where you
are today. Don't lose sight. Be as proud of yourself
as you should be. Your day's a ten Leo.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Don't expect different results when you are repeating the same patterns.
Find a cycle breaker your days of seven Virgo. Say
the thing on your mind. It won't go away until
it's put out there, and dealt with your day's a
five Libra. If something feels suspicious today, ask around others
might be feeling the same way your days an eight Scorpio.

Speaker 9 (12:10):
Everything you're capable of doing starts with rest. Take the
appropriate time to sleep and unwind your.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Days an eight, and finally, Sagittarius, ask someone more about themselves.
If they make you feel thought of, be sure to
return the favor. Your day's of seven and those are
your Thursday morning hors goes.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Thank you so much. I finished Sirens last night, Danielle,
and it's I I liked. I'm I liked that. I
watched it good.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
It doesn't make it doesn't make me want to watch.
Did you start poker Did you start poker face?

Speaker 13 (12:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Poker Face isn't next I know, no, no, not yet.
I have I have a list of things I'm going
to do before poker Face. But here's the thing. In
my opinion, Sirens. I enjoyed Sirens. There's only five episodes long.
I wish it would have had a more satisfying ending
for me. But and you asked me a great question. Gon.
It repeats a question.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
When you like a show all the way up until
the end, and then you don't like the end, does
that change your experience of the show, because there are
so many shows that were great but people hated the end.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I liked it, I enjoyed it, and I would I'm
glad I watched it. I just wish the ending would
have been older.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Yeah, because my problem with that is you invest all
this time, you get to the end, and then you
go that's it. Isn't that I did all that for this?

Speaker 12 (13:25):
Isn't it like life?

Speaker 8 (13:26):
Though you go through it all just to die. You're
not going to not live life. It's about the journey.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
It's a show. I'm not dying. It's so different apples oranges.
I don't know I could imagine a different ending. Maybe
it's my creativity was kicking in.

Speaker 12 (13:41):
Okay, they should have called me okay.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
So for example, Nate Game of Thrones, it was an
incredible show. A lot of people hated the end, would
you still recommend the show to people?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I will never watch it again. I've actually tried, but
knowing how it ends, I can't do it. It just
can't do it. All right, it's a good show. Well, Danielle,
what are you coming up?

Speaker 7 (14:01):
We're going to talk about a Haley Bieber she's a
billionaire and Britney Spears is coming out with a jewelry line.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Thanks, that's weird.

Speaker 14 (14:10):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Hello, lady, welcome today. Welcome to Thursday Food News Thursday.
What are you working on today? Like, what's your big countdown? Froggy.

Speaker 9 (14:23):
I've actually got a couple of different countdowns. I'm trying
to decide between the two, so I will I will
let you in on that very soon.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Well it will help you vote. Yeah, I vote. I
don't remember asking for yours old So this must not
be a democracy. Wow, this is not a democracy. Wow, Froggy.

Speaker 9 (14:39):
I tried that democracy thing early on and then somebody
I won't call anty, I ruined my countdown multiple times.

Speaker 12 (14:46):
Okay, are you saying I ruined democracy?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 12 (14:48):
I've been trying.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
You're ruining democracy.

Speaker 9 (14:53):
But I'll tell you we missed out yesterday. Yesterday was
National Hamburger Day. Oh yeah, celebrated twice. Oh you did,
I did lunch and dinner hamburgers.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (15:03):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
What day was Hamburger's delivered two days ago?

Speaker 12 (15:06):
Two days ago?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yes, yesterday was National Hamburger Day. I love a good
old green chili cheeseburger. Who bring that on?

Speaker 12 (15:14):
That sounds good? Assuming it's the sauce on.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
There, some green chili's from Hatch Hatch, New Mexico. You
want that? You want that?

Speaker 7 (15:21):
I like a Frida egg on a burger.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I love Frida eggs on burgers. Some people don't understand
that concept. It changes everything.

Speaker 12 (15:27):
I like a cage and burger with coleslaw.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'll take that too.

Speaker 12 (15:31):
Backyard Burgers best place ever.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Sounds like we're still celebrating urger Day.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Maybe five guys could bring us burgers. That's my favorite place.
I love it.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I know I heard the name five guys. So excited?
What did you do last night? I ate? I ate
five guys. Well, so there's that. Into Daniel's report. You
got so much going on?

Speaker 7 (15:54):
My gosh, let's talk about the Diddy trial. Day eleven yesterday,
featured expert testimony from Los Angeles police officer and arson
investigator and Cassie's stylist Deontay Nash. So Deontae detailed ways
and this is just sick that did he controlled Cassie
during their relationship. He said under oath that did he
threaten to release homemade tapes of the so called freak offs.

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He said Diddy's bodyguard delivered Cassie to a plastic surgeon's
office after a violent attack that split open her face.
He said another time, Cassie considered climbing over a hotel
balcony railing just to escape Ditty's violent rage. He also
attempted to protect Cassie from Ditty, and he said on
one occasion, did he arrived at Nash's home in search

(16:38):
of Cassie. Nash told the jury, he started looking all
around my house. He looked in the closets, He looked
in the oven. He says, I have no idea why
he would have looked in the oven.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
So crazy.

Speaker 7 (16:50):
Anyway, You may not know this guy's name, but you
know his work. His name was ed Gaale. He's Marvel's
first big screen superhero, and he's passed away. Howard you
guys remember Howard the Duck was a marvel. Yes, yeah,
apparently Gail wore the Chucky suit also in Child's Play.
How about that.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
What a busy guy.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yeah, he was in more than one hundred and thirty
movies and TV shows, and Howard the Duck was his
very first credit, and he was the one in the
suit the entire time, even though he did not do
the voice.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
So god, that was in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah, that was on nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, and there was a song they had, a hit
song they did. It was called Howard the Duck.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Who was saying that there was somebody that we knew that.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Sound, But do you know how Howard the Duck The
song went. It was Howard the Duck.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
I remember, Okay, who's saying it?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Who runs for yet? Danielle? I think you're thinking about
Disco Duck.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
Oh, Disco, I'm thinking of Rick d Howard the Duck
was a hit, it was, but I'm thinking of something
different right now. Okay, let's talk about Halle Bieber. She
had a very good day yesterday. She announced that Elf
Beauty acquired her Road skincare brand in a billion dollar deal.
So we figured she got a billion dollar deal. But

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she's not a billionaire yet. A lot of things, but
I think she will be.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
You know, if you can pull like a half a
billion from a deal, you can turn that into a billion.
So I've heard so.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
She's a sheep creative officer, head of innovation at Road
and a strategic advisor to Elf Beauty. She used to
a statement that when she launched her beauty brand in
twenty twenty two, she always had big dreams for the
company and the most important thing to her is bringing
Road to more spaces, places and faces globally. So congratulations,
Haley Beaber. I think that's amazing what.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
What she did. Hailey Bieber had a dream, yep, and
she put it into motion. We all have things we
want to do, but the things we don't get them done.
She got it done, right. That's a very very smart person.

Speaker 12 (18:49):
I need an investor, Hailey Dream you should call.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
I need an investor, all right, fifth Harmony.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Man, what are we investing in?

Speaker 12 (18:58):
I can't tell you, not on the air.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
Okay, Okay, you'll love it. We just just give us
the money. You don't need to know what I'm looking at.
The power to Duck Okay, let's talk about Fifth Harmony.
The members Normani Ali is it, Dina Dina right, yeah,
and Lauren are thinking of negotiating a reunion, but Camillicobeo
will not be part of the conversation. You know, she
quit the group at the end of twenty sixteen. Plans

(19:21):
are underway for Fifth Harmony to document this reunion for
the tenth anniversary of their best singing single, Work from Home,
and they would tour next year. So we'll see if
it happens. We'll see that happens. The BET Awards are
set to honor Mariah Carey, Jamie Fox, Kirk Franklin, and
Snoop Dogg with the Beet Ultimate Icon Award. The special
honor celebrates their decades of groundbreaking contributions to music, entertainment,

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advocacy and community impact, and the awards will take place
June ninth at the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles. And
Britney Spears had filed a trademark for her own jewelry line.
Apparently she met all the minimum requirements needed for the
US Patent and Trademark Office and now they are waiting
for a review. No official launch date for the line

(20:05):
right now, but her team is hoping that it will
come sooner rather than later. And what are we watching.
You've got your National Spelling be Finals today, the eighth
season premiere of Jersey Shore Family Vacation. You've got Sex
in the City spin off, and just like that, the
season premiere of that. For You've got the fourth season
finale of Hacks. And there's a new one on Amazon
called The Better Sister. It is a thriller starring Jessica

(20:28):
Biale and Elizabeth Banks. So you got that tonight as well.
And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, let me see how this goes. So Howard the
Duck was performed by Leah Thompson, who in Howard the
Duck the film. She had her band and so she
sang all of the songs. Oh, I don't know, I
don't know who she is Leah Thompson, you guys, Yeah,
of course she was in Okay, okay, okay, here we
are Howard the Duck here. No, oh, we have the

(20:57):
Howard Duck name. Oh this is what a bad song?
I mean it was all the charts.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
Actually, I like that.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
So what was Howard? It was like a hockey playing
duck or something like that. Wasn't what was what was
the premise of Howard? It came from outer space if
I'm not mistaken, and he landed here and I can't
remember the rest. He smoked a cigar.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
You guys, remember Leah Thompson was in Caroline in the City,
which was a big show and it ran.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
For a lot of Also the mom in Back to
the Future.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
Yes she was.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
You're right, God, there you go. Look that we've all
learned together to so much.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
I'd be so disappointed if an alien came to Earth
and it was duck?

Speaker 12 (22:00):
What get out of here?

Speaker 8 (22:02):
This says Howard, a talking humanoid duck from an alien
planet who's accidentally transported to Earth through a scientific experiment.

Speaker 12 (22:09):
He finds himself in Cleveland, Ohio.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Oh yeah, there you go. Another reason I love Cleveland.
How were the duck was there?

Speaker 8 (22:15):
And then it becomes his job to stop an alien invasion. See,
this is a hell of a premise.

Speaker 12 (22:22):
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I feel to redo is in order. Someone needs to
redo this. Fow. Let's play something. Let's do something. I'm
gonna do something. Let's do something.

Speaker 10 (22:31):
What do you have?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Let's play? I want to play.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
I think we should do an in house game today,
like a password or a family feud.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
Now let's fight which one do we fight more?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
The feud is always at your I love the feud.
You know why? Oh, here you goes because it's an
actual feud. Yes, I'm the only one that turns it
into a feud, all right. Plus, speaking of feud, it's
it's feud News Thursday with have you decided on your
countdown yet? Well, let me know what. No, You're not
gonna get it out of me. I'm not gonna do it. Okay,
So some sort of countdown is on the way. We

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Speaker 5 (23:02):
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Speaker 2 (23:09):
Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
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Speaker 10 (24:28):
Up, you wake up up.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Elvis ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
A good friend of mine has cancer and was treated
and now cancer free. Maybe as right now as of now,
everything's really great. But they put him in this study
to see how his body responded to radiation therapy, this
kind of stuff. So they put him on this diet.

(24:52):
It's a very clean diet, right, It's you eat a
couple of soups, you. Actually you do it like a cleanse,
like one week a month if you have like special
soups that you would eat the Canyon packages and whatever,
and you can eat some proteins from clean proteins, but
that means no sauces, no whatever. And he feels awesome. Wow,

(25:12):
he feels really really good. And so his body responded
to the clean eating in a way that he never
experienced because he's never eaten clean. He's like the rest
of us. Right, So I'm like, well, okay, is it
really that big of a pain in the ass to
eat a clean diet? I'm wondering it is.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
And it's expensive, isn't it expensive?

Speaker 12 (25:36):
It's more expensive than not for sure? Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
I think it's if we make it ourselves, it won't
be so difficult. I think that's where it becomes difficult
to make it ourselves and then to get products that
are actually clean.

Speaker 12 (25:49):
And not just products that say that they're clean.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay, so a clean protein could be almost any protein.
It's it's how you cook it and look how you
prepare it, right, that's what keeps it clean.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
And isn't some of it? I mean I know that
a lot of people will say, like oh, all, chicken's
good for you. But with like the antibiotics and the
hormones and stuff like that. Isn't there a specific type
that you want to go through that way too?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I'll dig into that okay, but still okay, eat clean, bro,
I love them. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
There are a lot of people who claim like when
you give up like dairy after a certain amount of time,
there's this clarity that happens to your head and you're
just like, oh, like, it's the craziest things.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
You're saying that's my problem.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
But I'm thinking I want to do that. I mean,
I'm trying different things for my headaches, but I'm like,
what does that feel like to all of a sudden
wake up one morning and you're just like not foggy anymore.
You just everything's clear.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't know. Years, Hey, where were you last night?

Speaker 7 (26:44):
Was the Red Bulls game?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Well? Wait, my friend Brian is a huge Red Bulls fan.
He saw you up on the screen dancing. I got
a video kicked off the game. Did you see the
video of you dancing?

Speaker 7 (26:54):
I have lots of videos of me dancing. Yes, I
kicked off the game last night. It's called It's like
the running of the bulls, you like, it's very very cool.
I got to pull on the bulls horns and then
this stadium goes up in lights and the whole team
comes out. It was to be a fan and be
able to do that coolest thing ever.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
And Diamond, Where were you last night? Diamond? Where were
you last night? Did you go out last night?

Speaker 15 (27:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Not last so it was the night before at Radio City, right, yes, okay,
where were you last night? Gandhi?

Speaker 12 (27:25):
In my apartment?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Where were you? Where were you last night? Scary? I
was in my apartment. Nate, where were you last night?
In my apartment? Froggy, where were you last night? I
was fishing out back last night, fishing up back?

Speaker 12 (27:38):
Oh wow, nice, Elvis, where were you last night?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I was in your apartment? Oh wow, No, no, I
was in my house. Okay, I'm glad we have this conversation.
Uh huh. I want to know where everyone is at
all times. But yeah, my friend Bryan said, uh, is
this Danielle dancing on stage? It was you.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
I was with the red Bull mascot and yeah we
were having a good time.

Speaker 12 (28:02):
What were you dancing to?

Speaker 7 (28:03):
I don't remember. Okay, it was like you know, the
lights are flashing and whatever, and like the red bulls
are the bulls are pumping and it was awesome video.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
If you want to see you, I'm gonna post that now.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Do have to see it.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
I have to approve the video. Thank you. I'm getting
professional pictures. They're gonna send them to me, so I
can't wait.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I don't want professional pictures. I want you just in
your natural state, right time for the feud. I don't
know why you guys don't like playing with me.

Speaker 7 (28:31):
Did you cheat with everything? Don't you play for the
other team and our team?

Speaker 12 (28:35):
Play for both side?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Cheat? It's just I have fun. You guys are boring
the rules. Okay, you know what I say, rules schools.
All right, welcome to the feud, take it away? All right. Well,
we're gonna have the ladies play the guys today. Okay,
So I love playing for both teams and Diamond and Elvis.
You're a guy today. I hate to inform you of this,

(28:57):
but you are you are food, scary and froggy. Okay,
are you okay with that scary froggy? I'm on your team.
Look at that enthusiasm, right. I can't wait to hear
these answer here we go, here, we go here. We
got to start with you, Elvis, name something of yours.
You don't want anyone else to touch? I would say

(29:21):
my food and the refrigerator. Your food and the refrigerator.
Believe it or not, that's actually on the bollard. However,
out of the five top answers, it's the number four response.
So ladies, you have a chance to steal Danielle. Name
something of yours. You don't want anyone else to touch
my toothbrush? Your toothbrush?

Speaker 10 (29:40):
Answer?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Good answer, not good enough, I'm sorry. Not on the
daniel I would have gone with it. I appreciate it.
So fellas, are you playing or playing? Okay, let's play.
Let's play, all right, scary, Name something of yours. You
don't want anyone else to touch my comb? Your comb?
People use combs, you hairbrush home.

Speaker 12 (30:03):
It's got to be on there.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Nate, No, it's not stupid. And you complain about me
my comb.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
That's a good answer.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Please don't say comb. Name something of yours. You don't
want anyone else to touch. You don't want somebody to
touch your car? Your car? Not good enough? I was
on the lady Elvis, who, by the way, is really
only given the one correct response. I just get who's
your daddy?

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Now?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
So Elvis, name something of yours. You don't want anyone
else to touch my head your head. Don't touch my head, yeah,
that's actually on there. Your body? Your body? Number one
response your body, Okay, right back to you're scary my

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money your money answer? Good answer. Don't touch my and
it answer number The guys are sweeping now, so Froggy,
you have one buzz and two responses left. Name something
of yours. You don't want anyone else to touch Don't
touch my dog your dog.

Speaker 12 (31:20):
I'm touching it.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
It's not that good. Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, guys, I suck
you do.

Speaker 7 (31:27):
Sorry the ladies, ladies, what about food like on my plates?
You said food?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Oh, he did refrigerator food.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
What do you think that?

Speaker 12 (31:36):
What about I mean, it's hair and body the same thing.

Speaker 7 (31:40):
Well, they said hair.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Ha iola, don't touch my makeup. You also have diamond.
Please consult with your diamond, diamond diamond.

Speaker 12 (31:49):
I didn't hear anyone say hair and touch my hair,
nod head.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I said head. Don't touch my head or.

Speaker 12 (31:57):
Head and hair the same thing.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Nate, No, I'm not telling you this is this is
not ask me, this is not twenty four why you
usually cheat a.

Speaker 8 (32:06):
Little bit about like purse? Is that the same as money?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
This is not You can't interrogate me? Why not let
her interrogate? No, this is not how this game was,
Steve Harvey, I stand up for you.

Speaker 12 (32:18):
Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I need an answer.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
What should we go with?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
A hair?

Speaker 7 (32:23):
What's the difference?

Speaker 12 (32:23):
I do hate when people touch my hair.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, okay, that's your answer.

Speaker 12 (32:27):
Looks too happy. I can't be the answer.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I need an answer.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
I let's say ears too, but that's part of the body.

Speaker 12 (32:32):
Yeah, what about your boyfriend or girlfriend?

Speaker 9 (32:37):
Answer?

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Don't touch my kids?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Like, don't touch my baby.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, I think.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Let's just go with it.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
Okay, we're gonna go with what do you think?

Speaker 12 (32:51):
I think it's either boyfriend or Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
This is gonna be the most satisfying buzz five four
three two.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Boyfriend, Well, boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Boyfriend, by the skin of your teeth, that's on the
boy that is on the bar on the board. Number
five was your spouse, your boyfriend, your mate? And the
number three response that nobody said your phone, don't.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Ut my phone, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Your bar. You don't want them to touch your genitals?
Depends I encourage it. Yeah, I would never tell anybody
who hasn't touched. I want to go again. Here, I'm
ready to go again. Okay, we're going to go to
the ladies this time. Gandhi. Name something a woman says
about herself at a bar to stop men from hitting

(33:41):
on her.

Speaker 12 (33:42):
I'm married.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yes. The number one response, are you playing? Are you
pay play? You're playing all right? So, Diamond, Name something
a woman says about herself at a bar to stop
men from hitting on her. I know you hear that
you do this all the time. What are you saying?

Speaker 7 (33:57):
I like women very.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Good, I'm not man.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I'm a lovely oh my okay. The number two answer
to left on the board there, Danielle, think back to
your single days.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
I'm pregnant.

Speaker 12 (34:10):
Yes at the bar?

Speaker 10 (34:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
No, I'm sorry there, Wow, I.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Beat the bar pregnant. I wouldn't. I'm on the kidding right, another.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Cocktail back to you, Gandhi. Named something a woman says
about herself at a bar to stop men from hitting
on I have clement.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
I think I'm yes, I'm sick. I have a disease.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yes, I'm STD infested. That's actually what he said. I
thought that I help you out.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
That's something. That's what the audience said. So we have
one response left, Diamond, it's all up to you. What's
the question again? Name something a woman says about herself
at a bar and stop man from hitting on. Hi,
my name is Gandhi.

Speaker 12 (34:48):
Hey it works every time.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
What if just like I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Not interesting, not interesting enough of an answer? Sorry, sorry, sorry, Danielle,
no pressure under it? Underage?

Speaker 7 (35:07):
What do you think we're talking?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Scary? But you can't talk to them?

Speaker 7 (35:11):
We can't. I thought we were at that point.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Well, she broke the rules.

Speaker 12 (35:22):
Give an answer, give an answer.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
We don't break rules on this game, right, all right,
we'll give you another chance.

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Okay, underage, I'm gonna say underage, I'm under eighteen.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Turnover some guys. That is not on the bar. Damn
not on the board. That was really creepy. How you
said that? I think you have one buzz left right? Yes, okay,
I don't think we do either.

Speaker 10 (35:43):
I think.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
The guys we're going to you. I have kids, I'm
on my period.

Speaker 10 (35:52):
What?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh my god?

Speaker 8 (35:53):
Really, my god, I talking to me and I'm like, no,
not today, I'm on my period.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Is that what you hear all the time? Scary? What
about I have kids?

Speaker 10 (36:04):
What was that?

Speaker 9 (36:05):
I'm not saying anything wrong with that. I'm just saying,
may make made make a guy leave you alone? Made
an answer? Fell Okay, let's hear the question one more.
You put yourself in a woman's shoes. You're a woman
at a bar. Some guy hits on you. You don't
want him to hit on you. What are you saying?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Mm hmm. What do you say about yourself at a
bar to stop men from hitting on you? Oh?

Speaker 7 (36:26):
God, I haven't had to take a part.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I have to take a part. I have diarrhea. Oh,
I have painful rectal. It is that your answer?

Speaker 7 (36:38):
I have an emergency phone call?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Is that your answer? Need an answer? Fellas ten, go.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
In to jail.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Why don't you the seven? I'm bored, You're bored, You're done.
Listen to Froggy Kids. I have so the women win.
The women win. Look, and I actually helped you.

Speaker 10 (36:59):
You did?

Speaker 12 (37:00):
They worked out in our favorite.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Aday, Froggy and Scary Today. Hold on I got a guy,
I got a right answer. You Jack.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
Here as bad as me coming up with words, and.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I love that round. You actually played pretty well today, Duran.
Well never again, Darry.

Speaker 8 (37:19):
Next time someone tries to talk to me, I'm gonna say,
I have my period.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Oh my god, we're about to do three. We were
about to do three things you need to know from Gandhi.
But she's on her period.

Speaker 12 (37:29):
I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
So there's that scary I need I need. It's not scary,
it's not in there.

Speaker 12 (37:40):
This sounds like an embarrassing conversation.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Wow, that's let's get into the three things we need.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
To know, okay.

Speaker 8 (37:50):
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention say a new
COVID nineteen strain responsible for a large surge in China
has arrived here in the US. It's an omicron variant
known as END, and it's been detected through airport screening
programs for international travelers. The first case is here, showed
up in late March and early April, producing symptoms similar
to earlier COVID strains. The CDC says a handful of

(38:12):
cases have been confirmed, of course, in New York, California,
Rhode Island, Virginia, Ohio, Washington, and Hawaii.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
Don't poll poo this, you guys, Rember. What happened last
year in the summer, We all poo pooed it, and
everybody wound up.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Wildfire, well put and we all went home in poo
poo We did shooter exact.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
God, all right.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
I don't know if you guys saw this story, but
two female Secret Service officers are sitting on the sidelines
now after getting into a dust up outside former President
Obama's DC residents. Video of the altercation that took place
May twenty first shows the now suspended officers punching and
shoving each other. One officer was also heard on record
on recorded Secret Service phone lines demanding a supervisor to

(38:55):
the scene before she beats up her colleague.

Speaker 12 (38:58):
The woman who made the call.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Was said that her shift replacement showed up late, in
addition to allegedly verbally and physically attacking her upon arrival.

Speaker 12 (39:07):
They got into it.

Speaker 8 (39:08):
Now they're in trouble, and finally, Hawaii is now the
nation's first ever lodging tax designed too I'm sorry. It
has the first ever lodging tax designed to make tourists
pay for impact on climate change. It means that turists
will now help fund the state's climate resilience efforts. Governor
Josh Green signed the so called Visitor Green Fee into
law Tuesday. It refers to the environment, not his last name.

(39:31):
The new fee kicks in on January first of next year.
It will add an extra three quarters of a percent
to the existing transient accommodations tax at hotels and short
term rentals. It's really not that crazy, but they say
it's going to make a huge difference. A four hundred
dollars a night's day will cost you an additional three dollars,
but that extra.

Speaker 12 (39:46):
Money is really going to help the environment. And those
are your three things.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Thank you, Gandi. I'm sorry was that funny?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
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Speaker 2 (40:10):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I really loved it. The other day when there's a
story out about Kermit the Frog doing a commencement address. Yeah,
a Kermint Kermit, how do you say it? Kermit Kerman? Yeah. Anyway,
a lot of people walk away from these graduation ceremonies

(40:35):
after hearing a very, very great speech, motivated to Okay,
let's get out there and let's make it happen. I mean, look,
there's nothing better than a great speech at a commencement, sir, services, sarah, ceremony,
whatever the hell it is. So, did you do you
remember yours? Do you remember when you graduated?

Speaker 8 (40:58):
I remember the speaker was it was Bill Clinton, but
I don't remember what he said.

Speaker 10 (41:02):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Did you walk out going wow? Okay?

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Yeah, I'm so and I'm so upset that I don't remember,
like specifically what it was that he said, but I
did feel motivated after it.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Okay, yeah, well Current of Frog said some nice things
the other day.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I don't remember what he said, right.

Speaker 8 (41:19):
I think the best commencement speech ever was that professor
who told everyone you're not that special. That was the
best advice. I thought it was great, right he said.
I mean, like, look around, you guys are at the
top of your class. Some of you you're valedictorian. Keep
in mind, you're valedictorian of one school in one county,
in one state, in one country. You might think that

(41:39):
you're the best at everything, but you're gonna get out
there and you're going to experience what the best really is.
You're going to see people who are better than you.
Don't think you're that special. You have a lot to contribute,
but don't think.

Speaker 12 (41:49):
That this is it. There's so much more out there.
And I was like, that is so true, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Whose phone is buzzing and tane? So someone's phone's buzzing inane? Yeah, tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (42:02):
So that time I heard it?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
It's not mine mine?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Oh strange. What were we talking about? Species? AnyWho, there's
a lot of them on YouTube and TikTok. I mean,
it's all over and I love it, especially when they
have members of the military, like very like highly decorated,

(42:34):
the generals and things like that, because you're talking about
people who are living this extreme, extreme life of discipline,
something that I don't don't I don't live, and they've
been through it all, they've seen it all, and you know,
they they know things we don't know because it's their
job to keep us safe and look out for our

(42:56):
best interests around the world without telling us what they're doing.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
It's true, I can't tell you, but I just want
you to know there's a possibility that.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
They didn't even say that. I know. No, we're all safe.
But you know that Baz Luhrman song, it really just
kind of kicks it home. What's up, Nate? So if
you were to give one Elvis, what would be your
advice to the graduating twenty two years? You know, I've
actually been asked to give these things.

Speaker 17 (43:22):
I know you.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I don't know. No, it wouldn't. Yes, it would, yeah,
I would, it would not you know why. Okay, So
because I'm not a great speaker. You know, I'm not
a great speaker, but I will say if you each
if each of us have like a little dot of
motivation or maybe advice. I'm always asked for advice. My

(43:44):
best advice, I've got lots of it. Surround yourself with
people who are going to take care of you and
take care of them very good.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
All right, that's good.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I mean, I don't know, that's great advice. This show
does very well, and it's because of the people who
are in this room and the people who support the
people in this room. It's not me. The only smart
thing I did was make sure the right people are
in this room. I'll take full credit for that. That's
the key to it. Yeah, we do. I love the

(44:15):
kiss asks in the room. But you know, my dad
always said, you never have too many friends. You always
have to have those good friends. I could go on
and on. What about your advice from your father, your mother?

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Oh God, from my father and mother. I feel like
there's so much I know. Success isn't owned, it's rented.
I think about that all the time, like, you might
be successful for the moment, don't don't let yourself fall
into that.

Speaker 12 (44:41):
You got to keep going. I think all the time.

Speaker 8 (44:44):
If I had a piece of advice to give somebody,
I would always say, don't wait for the time to
be right. It will never be right. Just do something
that's the fastest way to learn, learn from experience. And
if you fail, that's okay, because that's all part of
the journey of success. You're supposed to fail.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Great advice. You got to get back on that horse
and ride again. What about you, Froggy, did you ever
get any good advice while growing up?

Speaker 5 (45:04):
I do?

Speaker 9 (45:04):
I have two things actually, I know one my dad
was trying to be funny, but he was right. He
used to say to me, if you're if you're ever
in a room and you're the smartest person in the room,
get the hell out of there and go somewhere else,
because that's not a very smart room.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I know, that's actually really good. I know he was
being funny, but he's right.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
If you are the smartest person in the room, you
need to go somewhere else because you're going to learn
if you go somewhere else. And also believe in yourself.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
You are much.

Speaker 9 (45:29):
Wiser and much stronger than you have any idea you are,
and if you take a chance on yourself, you probably
will succeed, right you, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
So this is something we tell the kids all the time.
The comeback is greater than the setback because a lot
of times things happen, you fail. You got to get
back up and keep on going. My kids injured themselves
during sports. We have to say, hey, now's the time
you start rebuilding. Now to get back out there, because,
like Gonnie was saying, failure is you know, is just

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part of the process. And when you fail at something
you know, you don't give up. If there's something you
really really want, you really want to achieve it, you
got to just keep on going and keep on kicking.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Butt, keep your eye on the ball, keep your eye
on the prize. Absolutely.

Speaker 18 (46:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
I don't use sports analogies because I don't know anything
about sports, but there's nothing better than you know, having
the football and you have all these people coming at you,
people who are three times your size, trying to knock
you down and push you off and tackle you. But
all you do is you got to get past that
line at the end of the field and score. Yep,

(46:39):
that's all you have to think about. You have to
think about where you want it to go. That's why
people get so bogged down in minutia and stupid little things.
I know I'm guilty of it. And when you do that,
you totally take your eye off the ball. You take
your eye off the goal. You're worried about things that
I don't know aren't gonna get you anywhere in life.

(47:00):
What about you straightening? Be uncomfortable. If you're uncomfortable learning
something about yourself, you're just learning something. Period. When you're comfortable,
you're generally not learning something. Amen, So put yourself in
an uncomfortable situation. And the older you get, the more
comfort you seek, and the more comfortable comfort is, And
therefore you don't learn movies fast and rolled. Come I'm scary.

Speaker 16 (47:22):
Mine was something about climbing the ladder of life and
like to take baby steps, slow and steady, as opposed
to trying to like climb up really fast or take
these big leaps because you'll fall. You know, it's much
easier to go nice and slow, but you'll eventually get there.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Cermit to frogs pay too.

Speaker 17 (47:39):
Right now, you're all dressed in your camps and gowns,
all grown up, but your family probably looking at you,
still seeing you as that little preschooler sitting crisscross apple sauce,
maybe learning the alphabet from my friend big Bird on
Sesame Street.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
And for you it was a lifetime ago, but for
them probably feels like yesterday. Ladies and gentlemen, Wow, where
sunscreen texting?

Speaker 10 (48:09):
In?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
What is that song? We We've been playing it for years.
Look usually play it once per year, right around graduation season.
This year we gave you a bonus. I love that
that is called Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen by Baz
Lherman b A Z Google that No, I'm done.

Speaker 14 (48:30):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tapped Daniel.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
We love a Daniel phone tapp. Let's just miss MOSCALLO.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I know it's not all right.

Speaker 7 (48:46):
So Katie wanted to phone tap her mom. She a
lot of people like miss moscallopsis, you'd be quiet. Katie
wanted to phone up her mom. She is about to
walk for graduation and her mother is so proud of her.
So she said, you know what, let's just call my mom.
Freak her out a little bit. So she starts the
call and then I'm going to come into the call.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
All right, you see what happened with Daniel's phone tap.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
How are you to mom?

Speaker 19 (49:11):
They're they're not gonna let me walk at graduation. It's like,
I mean, a minute, leaks.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
What do you mean they're not going to have to walk?

Speaker 5 (49:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (49:19):
I mean they're just they're being awful. I mean, they're
gonna give me my diploma, but they're not gonna let
me walk with all my friends and with everybody. I'm
not gonna be able to be a part.

Speaker 11 (49:25):
Of the ceremony.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
What happened?

Speaker 19 (49:28):
The thing is, I really don't think I did anything wrong.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
I really don't remember.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
But they're not.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
They're not to me that you don't remember what you did.

Speaker 19 (49:34):
That's even worse, Katie.

Speaker 12 (49:36):
I'm back you on the phone.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Who is that?

Speaker 13 (49:38):
Mom?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
The lady is back?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
She you know, lady? What lady? Where are you?

Speaker 10 (49:42):
Katie?

Speaker 7 (49:42):
We need to go over all the paperwork.

Speaker 19 (49:44):
I'm at Missus Starro's office right now, and she's the dean,
so she is like the one who's deciding everything.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
We'll ask the lady why they're not letting you walk?
Get an answer?

Speaker 19 (49:54):
Excuse me, missus story My mom is asking me why
I can't walk well?

Speaker 7 (49:57):
When you throw bottles through windows? Unfortunately, all of the
things that.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Happened when you throw bottles through windows? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 19 (50:04):
I really don't remember doing that. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (50:07):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Well?

Speaker 19 (50:08):
I didn't throw a bottle through a window. I threw
a bottle at a window. Can't remember an attention, It's
it's totally different.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Totally you threw a bottle more. What do you think
is gonna happen when a bottle?

Speaker 19 (50:20):
Oh, a window broke I lightly threw the bottle at
the window.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
I wasn't Can you put that woman on the phone please?

Speaker 7 (50:29):
Hello, Hi, do you Katie's mother?

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Katie's mother? Yes, can you tell me what happened exactly?
Because my daughter is not giving me street answers.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Yes, she threw a bottle through the window like a
disgusting animal, and she won't be walking for graduation.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Okay, First of all, don't use the term disgusting. Please.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Well, I mean, come on now, really make mistakes?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Yeah right, yeah, they make mistakes.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
Yeah, they're stupid and they get drunk and they act
like idiots. And your your daughter's a disgusting animal.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
So there we go.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
Excuse me, lady, I'm not telling you anything, you know.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
I I have took all those names. It's very unprofessional
of you. Why would you say those things about one
of your students. I'm trying to understand me.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
When she got caught, she even spit on the ra
that took her in, to the point where the ra
had to wipe spit off of there. I'm sure they
needed a shower after that as well.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Oh that doesn't sound like my daughter.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
Well, hey, i'm your alarm clock. Wake up your daughter.
I'm sure the dean animal behavior is not to be rewarded.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
What is your problem is?

Speaker 7 (51:26):
I can't say anything right? I can't do anything right
with you.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
My gosh, I'm here here, I'm sorry. You're a bitch.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yeah, I'm a bit.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Is something wrong with you? Expected that school?

Speaker 7 (51:41):
Are you done?

Speaker 4 (51:41):
What are you talking about? What are you drive? I'm
who is your boss?

Speaker 7 (51:46):
By the way, Elvis Duran? What he's very nice.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
I swear to God, if this is one of those things,
oh my god, I'm gonna kill you, I'll go throw
a bottle for your head. Do you understand that's what's
gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Elvis Durant. A phone tap fell Table was pre recorded
with permission granted by all of.

Speaker 14 (52:10):
Arts the Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
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Honor it by donating eleven dollars a month to the
Tunnel to Towers Foundation at T two T dot org.
That's t the number two T dot org.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Let's go, and I need to promote the word of
Elvis Durant.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Oh my god, I'm so happy to be talking to you, guys.

Speaker 10 (52:38):
Love you, love you.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I'm at work and I'm.

Speaker 13 (52:42):
More interested in talking to you guys.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Don't talking about me.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
This is a gift.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I've just been having a hard time.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
When I'm having a bad day, I turn.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
On the Morning Show and I just I left. So
I just want to thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
I'm so happy our far Josie gets you through those
dark moments. Danielle's a MoMA.

Speaker 10 (52:59):
Kids.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
As soon as he put his bed leg on on
a breaking.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Body, kidnapped that lobster out of the tank at Red Lobster.

Speaker 12 (53:04):
There's a narrative starting here at that I already.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Knew I was gay. This should work out really well.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
This is Alvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
All right, do you want to hear a story that's
interesting about drinking habits and dating habits of gen z
rs Or do you want to hear about the crypto
king who kidnapped a bitcoin millionaire and tortured this person
to try to get the pass code to get the bitcoin,
Which are both really good. You both you've been following

(53:37):
the story, right, Yeah, absolutely, we'll start there here in
New York City. This I'm going to read this from
the post the crypto big wig accused of sadistically torturing
an Italian businessman for his bitcoin password, left a trail
of debt in his wake before landing in the Big Apple. Anyway,
So there's a guy that apparently had a lot of

(53:57):
money and bitcoin. They kidnapped him, tortured him for a
long timeikes, I mean awful torture. They cut his like
with a chainsaw, Yes, all sorts of things to try
to get the bitcoin passwords they could steal all of
his cash. What kind of people are these people? I mean,

(54:21):
you get a chainsaw, you rent this really nice Soho
apartment or whatever it is, a town home, you tie
this person up and torture them.

Speaker 13 (54:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
No, I mean they were like burning cigarettes and his
stomach stuff like that. I mean I heard all sorts
of things. Apparently this guy was already worth like a
hundred million dollars, but he wanted more.

Speaker 12 (54:43):
That's insane, I know.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Do you hear more about the story?

Speaker 8 (54:48):
So you know that they're going to court soon over this,
if they're not in court right now. But also it's
this is happening so much more now with the rise
in crypto millionairess happening everywhere. I mean, we were talking
about how in France they're kidnapping people in broad daylight,
off the street. They're cutting off fingers, They're doing whatever
they possibly can to get these passwords because it's not

(55:09):
traceable if you rob someone of a bitcoin.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
Okay, I've got a question. Yeah, how do you you
got all these bitcoins, your crypto whatever? How do you
use it?

Speaker 18 (55:20):
Like?

Speaker 7 (55:20):
What do you do with it?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Oh? You can, you can, you can actually sell them
and you can catch them out.

Speaker 7 (55:25):
And isn't it like really is it? Does it look
like anything? Or is it just invisible?

Speaker 12 (55:30):
It's it's well, you know, look when you cash it out,
it's real.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Yeah, it's real the way you're banking. Now do you
really see it anymore? I mean it's the same thing.
It's the same thing.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
Basically, but not so when is this going away?

Speaker 18 (55:41):
You think?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Never?

Speaker 12 (55:43):
I think it's going to grow really yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
No, no, it's doing really well, very well.

Speaker 10 (55:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
I mean, if you had bought a bitcoin back in
the day, you'd be worth like a couple of trillion dollars?
Is there a Katrillion's scary?

Speaker 16 (55:56):
So I always thought that crypto owners are largely anonymous.
I'm wondering how it got out that this guy is
and he must have been bragging or something.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
That's the thing. Here's the thing. If you if you
have any money in the bank or you have money somewhere,
don't brag about it. Don't tell anyone because then people
are going to come looking for you.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
I got another question. Okay, Yeah, I walk into and
pay with crypto No, okay, so then what what does
it do for me?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
But hold on. You can have a crypto account which
has a credit card and you can buy like a
master card and you can buy things like that.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
Absolutely, so I can go to Macy's with my crypto
card and buy stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Well, it's it's a credit card from the crypto company.
I'm trying to make this a simple and the places
are starting to accept that.

Speaker 12 (56:35):
Yeah, a lot of places are starting now.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
You can pay as you're good. You're good, Okay, to
move on to uh tender. This is fascinating to me
because this is not a new story about how gen
z or is. You know, if you're between the ages
of like eighteen and twenty eight whatever, uh, not drinking
as much as the rest of us. Therefore they're having
less sex.

Speaker 12 (56:56):
Those are as those are those are related? Are they independent?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
So okay, let me tell you the Tender story. Tender
as a hookup app is struggling, and not because single
people aren't using dating apps because they're not hooking up
like they used to. The hookup culture for gen z
ers is not as robust as it was for everyone else.
So they have a new CEO, Attender, trying to revamp
their image because it's struggling to gain traction with gen

(57:23):
zers who are between like I said, the ages of
eighteen and twenty eight. He says, what they have found
it's not a hookup generation because they don't drink as
much alcohol as one of the factors, they don't have
as much sex. That's a problem for Tender if you
want to have a hookup app. Yes. In this recent
poll of single people on dating apps at whopping eighty

(57:43):
five percent say they don't use Tender because it's reputation
for hookups and that's not what they're looking for. He
says they're trying to adapt by shifting the focus to
casual meetups, including double dating stuff like that which is
rolling out this summer, and improving the quality of matches
to encourage more lasting relationships. So there you go.

Speaker 12 (58:04):
I could see a lot of a lot of things
going into that.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Talk about it.

Speaker 12 (58:07):
Well, I mean, so many.

Speaker 8 (58:08):
People are saying that Gen Z and Gen Alpha they
don't know how to socialize as well because they spend
so much time on screens and on video games and
doing all that kind of stuff that face to face
outside of school is not as common, which is when
everyone was hooking up, right, you're not hooking up in
school as much.

Speaker 12 (58:26):
I know, obviously you are under the bleachers, but.

Speaker 8 (58:29):
You said, but if you know, people aren't going out
because they're also afraid of everything that people are going
to catch on their phones when you're drunk and partying
a little too hard, it's just a totally different world.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Well, so, I mean, I see there's a level, a
higher level of responsibility going on if you're between eighteen
and twenty eight for not everyone, but some I see.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
With Spencer, because he's gonna be twenty, I can't believe
I just said that he's gonna be twenty and he
goes out with his friends now, and I think when
they first started college, you know, they can drink. You know,
his friends were drinking, and it was like the cool
thing to do. But that gets old very quickly, they
find and so now they're going out to dinners, they're
socializing like that, they're going to the movies, they're traveling,

(59:11):
so they're not spending the money so much on the
alcohol or doing the hookup thing on the tinder. They
actually are out there experiencing things.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
I also think that pandemic really shifted a lot of
people thinking when it comes to hookups and things like that.
I think one of the many things that came out
of that gosh darn pandemic. So also beverage companies, they're
getting hit hard because this new generation, well that generation
is not out there sumitting a lot of money on alcohol.

(59:42):
You have more and more bars that are doing you
know the mocktail list, Yeah, which well it started with
like two mocktails at the bottom of the cocktail list.
Now they have an entire list of mocktails. And there
are some bars that don't serve alcohol anymore.

Speaker 12 (59:55):
Alcohol is so bad for you.

Speaker 8 (59:57):
Maybe they're just getting smart and they're not eluding their
body with the poison that we all did. It's a
bad for your brain, it's about for your organs. Like
there's nothing real great about alcoholics when you're tanked and
you think it's.

Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
Great, right, Well, there you go, and then the next
day you're like, oh, I'll never do that again.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Okay, So that's what's going on with Tender About the
people complaining because I'm calling it tender, I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Tender versus tender, Yeah, tenders of much sweeter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I just love a lot of people.

Speaker 10 (01:00:25):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I'm going to join an app called Tender.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
I like that you just hug each other and you're very.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Eight people who complain about how I say they were tender.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
Wow, that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
My apologies to you, because you know I really mean it.

Speaker 12 (01:00:40):
I did eight new people just get blocked.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
No, I don't care. I give up because if you
have the time to text me to say that, maybe
there are other things you could be working on in
your life. Oh, by the way, back to that story
about the guy who was kidnapped and tortured, Yeah, he
did break out and ran down the street with no
shoes on and found a police officer and blew the whistle.

(01:01:04):
So he is. Okay, we'll keep an eye on that,
but I suppose a busy day. Look at that, Look
at Nate over there, looking all busy. What are you
doing over there? Really? Nothing? Actually, are you going on
tender or tender? I haven't been on tender for years.
That was a dumpster fire years ago. I can't imagine
what the fire is like now. It smells like tenders
in here, chicken tenders.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I meaned some chicken tenders, not tender. It is Food
News Thursday. You know, it's just gosh, we're just we're
within spitting distance of another another Food News Thursday report
from out of that term. Well, you're so closer within
spitting distance? How far can you spit? How hard? How

(01:01:48):
far are you here? Come closer? Come closer. You're not
gonna spit on me, you guys, I'm gonna spin you.

Speaker 10 (01:01:56):
Sit down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
You're actually wanting me to spin on you.

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
We need to spin on one of those you know,
fantasy things.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
No, no, no, it's an old term. You're so closer
within spitting distance. I feel like I could hit you
right now. We're not gonna spin me show. No, I
don't want your spin on me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Don't look at me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I don't know if I can hit Gandhi maybe E
scar better not even try. I mean, no, no, you
wouldn't like a LOOKI thing you got build up?

Speaker 12 (01:02:23):
No no, no, no, no, no, not even I can't
conjure a loogie if I try. I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
You haven't tried hard enough. Gotta do the Okay, Mike
car got food next to us. Stop turning off his microphone.
You're going to time out, young man. Nasty. Hey, you
know what. We haven't done a topic training quite some time.
We should do a topic train. We'll do that in

(01:02:50):
a few minutes. Around the room. Do we have time
to go around the room? We got to hurry. Let's
go around the room. I want to start with producer
Sam down there. What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:02:57):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:02:58):
Why must we be punished for trying something new?

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
So?

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
I have very curly hair and I avoid heat, so
that's a lot of irons. Okay, last night, for the
first time, I braided my hair to go to bed.
I'm like, I see them do this on TikTok all
the time. This is a great idea, guys. I woke
up looking like Hagrid's less attractive little sister. I tried
so hard, and look at me. I stuck my tongue
in a socket or something. It is terrible, but it

(01:03:20):
was so much effort because I can't braid well that
I have to leave it. I didn't even want to
put it up, so it's like the scarlet.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Letter of hair.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
You always look fabulous.

Speaker 12 (01:03:27):
That's nice of you, for sure, but I know you're
full of crap, but.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Thank you for saying that. I'm not. I would not
waste it on you.

Speaker 18 (01:03:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
That's thank you. I committed. You look amazing. I appreciate you.
What about you, Gandhi? What on your mind? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:03:41):
We have talked about this before, but I just want
to remind everybody. When you meet somebody, just say nice
to see you. Do not say nice to meet you.
I can't tell you how many times this happened to
me over the last weekend, where I say nice to
meet you, and someone's like, we've met before, and then
they lay out exactly what happened that I have no
memory of, and it's terrible.

Speaker 12 (01:04:00):
So never say nice to meet you. Just always say
nice to see you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
That's a very good piece of advice.

Speaker 12 (01:04:05):
Unless the other person says it first.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Then sure.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
The thing that drives me nuts is we'll meet someone,
they'll go, hey, remember me, Remember we I'm like, I'll
tell them I don't and I don't remember you.

Speaker 8 (01:04:14):
I don't remember anything. Okay, how does that work out
when you say I don't remember you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
I don't care. I mean, I just move on. I
guess I don't know. I mean, you shouldn't say this
someone you don't remember me meeting you, because you know,
not everyone, even people that have a brain cell or
two in their head, I don't they're gonna forget that you.
Sometimes it get depends on the situation you were in
when you met.

Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
Without a doubt, I can't remember names or faces, so
I do not remember people.

Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
It's awful. I'm terrible.

Speaker 12 (01:04:37):
Nice to see you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Nice.

Speaker 12 (01:04:38):
It works every time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I love that one.

Speaker 16 (01:04:39):
Hello, scary Hi. I have a tendency to think out loud,
and sometimes that gets me in trouble. Yesterday I was
in the hallway and the Mets had like a one
o'clock in the afternoon game. So I approached Dondhie and Diamond,
who were met fans along with me, and I'm like, hey,
what do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
You think we should go to the game today? I
don't know, And then they both were like, yeah, let's go.
Let's do it. But all I was doing, was thinking that,
you know, the process through that, I'm like, it's gonna
be cold, it's gonna be rainy, I don't know now,
forget it. So and they got upset because they took
my words as gospel.

Speaker 12 (01:05:12):
That we were going to us and invited us to
a game. And then when we both said yes, you
said no.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Well, because I said should we go to the game?
It was it was my thoughts were out loud. That's all.

Speaker 12 (01:05:22):
You approached us and invited us to a game.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
If you walk up to someone and looked them in
the eye and go, hey, so we go to a
game today, that's something that really is an invite, right,
you agreed.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
Absolutely, It's a potential that we could go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
It rained all day.

Speaker 18 (01:05:37):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
That's why I said we shouldn't go to the game,
Let's go to another one.

Speaker 12 (01:05:40):
We were ready, we were ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Okay, he just said let's go to another one, meaning
he wants to go to Yes, yes, And I say yes, done.
Deal Froggy, what's up with you?

Speaker 18 (01:05:47):
You know?

Speaker 9 (01:05:48):
So this is one of those things that really just
gets on my nerves. I may have talked about it
before yesterday. I'm at a gas station, person gets gas,
they locked the car, they leave, They walk inside the
store and just leave the gird. They've already pumped the gas.
They're done. They lead and walk in the store and
do their shopping.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Don't do that.

Speaker 9 (01:06:03):
Do not leave your car at the pump. Move your
card to a parking place because somebody else.

Speaker 10 (01:06:07):
Needs I do.

Speaker 7 (01:06:10):
Pack of gum, so I go in to get it.

Speaker 9 (01:06:12):
So once you get your guests and pull into a
parking place in front of the store, somebody else wants
to get gas.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Danielle, that's very selfish of you, Danielle, very proud of you.
You agree always, I agree. I agree. Those are the
same people that don't put shopping carts back in the trolley.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Oh I do that, I do do that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 7 (01:06:28):
So yesterday I posted a picture of New York City
and I wrote my city. And my husband said to me,
you know, I love how you never take where you
live for granted that you still love this place so much.
And he said, you know, my dad wanted to come
to New York, never got here, right passed away before
he got here. And I just think nobody should take
where they live for granted. There's always something wonderful about

(01:06:51):
the place you live. And I feel so blessed that
I live in a place that so many people want
to come to, and it's it's every day I drive
through it and it's there, and it's this. It's just
like the heartbeat of the world to me. So never
take where you live for granted. And I love you
New York.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
You know what, no one does it better than you
when it comes to New York City. Well, rut you Nate,
what's up with you? Okay? We got to get Abby
in here in a little bit, because she said her
friend was able to successfully turn her Audi Audi belly
button into an innie and I'm like, I call bs
on it, like on her own, on her own, she
pushed it on her own. Oh we gotta talk to it.

Speaker 12 (01:07:26):
Let me pictures Urban legend.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Yeah. Really, it wasn't an operation, she said, by just
pushing it in. What my God, We'll get her in here. Okay,
I'd love to know how that works. Three things real quick.
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:07:40):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:07:40):
The Tate brothers are facing rape and trafficking charges in
the UK.

Speaker 18 (01:07:43):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:07:44):
It was announced Wednesday that Andrew Tate is facing ten
charges and his brother, Tristan, was hit with eleven The
social media influencers were first arrested in Romania in December
of twenty two, and Romania's anti organized crime agency searched
Andrew's home in August of twenty four, investigating allegations of
human sex trafficking, sex with a minor, and money laundering.
Of course, we know the brothers are denying the allegations.

(01:08:06):
A federal court is blocking President Trump's sweeping tariffs. The
US Court of International Trade ruled wednesday that an emergency
law does not provide Trump with the authority to impose
tariffs on nearly every country. The three judge panel was
unanimous in its ruling that blocks a series of tariff
announcements dating back to February that have shaken up financial markets.

Speaker 12 (01:08:24):
The Trump administration is appealing that decision.

Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
And finally, a woman caught her husband cheating after noticing
odd activity.

Speaker 12 (01:08:32):
With his electric toothbrush.

Speaker 10 (01:08:34):
Ah.

Speaker 12 (01:08:34):
I didn't even know this was possible.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
I've got one of those.

Speaker 12 (01:08:37):
Does it have an app?

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
Okay, Well, she was using an app to track her
kids toothbrushing teeth brushing habits when she saw the toothbrush
was used at weird times, like when her kids were
at school and her husband was at work, so she
got a little suspicious. She checked again, her husband said no,
he was at work all day. She hired a private investigator.
The private investigator found out, yes, he is, in fact
having an affairs. Just another reminder, you're electronic devices will

(01:09:00):
dime you out, even your tooth.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Youth right, and those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Clap if you think she should suffer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Elvis dan In the Morning Show.

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Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Hi, this is Lady Gaga and you're listening to my
friend Elvis Duran.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
And the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
I'm asking please, will you please we'll call her back? Okay, thanks? Hey, Yeah,
we have so much going on. We got to talk
in a moment to Melissa who actually poked her Audi
belly button in and now she no longer has an Audi.
We'll get to that in a minute. I know it's crazy. Also,
we have sound with Garrett on the way, and our
friend Tom Kelly is here. What button is the Tom

(01:10:07):
Kelly button? Hello Tom Kelly. Oh my god, I have
a button. You have a button? Oh god, this is exciting. Okay.
So Tom Kelly is a contributor to our show. I
like that word contributor you are and he says, I, miss,
I missed the fact you guys do those topic train segments?
They were my favorites. What was so great about the
topic training to describe to people what they are.

Speaker 18 (01:10:28):
It's a list of random topics you would not normally
come up within a coherent conversation. And what I loved
about what you used to do that I think I
can bring to the topic train is our friend Greg
t who came up with this, had a sense of
curiosity and he also didn't care if you made fun
of the questions.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
And that's what I have.

Speaker 18 (01:10:47):
I have no sense of self, I have no feelings,
but I have curiosity and that's what I can bring
to this.

Speaker 10 (01:10:53):
This is good.

Speaker 12 (01:10:54):
I was always told Elvis came up with the topic No, no,
who came up with that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
I invented the topic train? But he came up with
a question. Yes, Okay, yeah, he would come in. He
still to this day says he came up the topic train.
He did not.

Speaker 12 (01:11:10):
It's a big controversy, controversy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
There's no came with the topic. The topic juggler, the
topic juggler. Okay, no, it is not a big controversy.
There is no controversy with me doing it. I want
to call it the Tom Pick train to you know,
keep me from any possible litigation. Don't do that. No,
it's stupid. Okay, see, and right there, my feelings not hurt.
I don't care. Here's what we're gonna do. So Tom's

(01:11:35):
gonna throw out just a big old list of topics.
All right, Yes they're all another of them have anything
in common. And so what you'll do is call us
or Texas whatever. We'll get in touch with you. If
there's a topic that hits a nerve for you and
you want to comment on it, you can be a
part of the topic train and feel free to call
and tell me I'm wrong. I don't care. That's the
beautiful thing. Oh, I got music, got music? All right, ready, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
The topic train. It's a topic.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Alright, all right, here we go. It's the Tom Kelly
topic train. Now, keep in mind, you know you can
text it fifty five one hundred or call it eight
hundred two four two zero one hundred. Diamond looks so
bored with us? Well, get right in a wake up, Diamond.
It's about to get hot. Here we go, Here we go.
Topic number one. Let's see if this one gives an enables.

(01:12:24):
Topic number one gazebos. Okay, I believe the more gazebos
a town has, the nicer it is.

Speaker 18 (01:12:31):
I just did a little Instagram video on Northport, Long Island.
They have town beautiful town. Four gazebos Elvis four three octagons,
one square, which I don't know if that qualifies as
a gazebo, But anyway, how many gazebos does your town have?

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
And is your town nice to live? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
Do you have a gazebo? And does it make it nice?
All right? That's topic gazebos Number two. Gay marriage.

Speaker 18 (01:12:55):
Okay, Gay male couples have a divorce rate of fourteen percent.
Heterosexual couples I believe is actually sixteen percent, and lesbians
have the highest rate at twenty four percent, proving the
more women you add to a relationship, the quicker it ends.
Oh my god, really yes? Okay, So anyway, where am I?

(01:13:19):
Where are my gay married couples? And why is it
so awesome? Why are you staying together?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
That's my topic. Okay, okay, let's see local. Other topic,
local news anchors. All right, who's your favorite local news anchor?

Speaker 18 (01:13:32):
I love a woman Jana Angel of WBTV and Rawley.
I'm just saying that just to get her to notice me.
I also love Penny Crone of Fox five in New York.
She retired, she is and she was just so fun.
I love Rich Hoffman of News twelve. And there was
a guy Jim Dolan, who I think is retired from
Channel seven. Whenever he was on TV, you knew he

(01:13:54):
was like just not pretty and they would send him
to all the worst places if Jim Dolan was there,
some of the bleeding.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Now, here's the thing about Jim dolit. He's the guy
who uses words. He's a wordsmith. He goes, he over
exaggerates everything he does. Do we still have okay, we
don't have sound of him. Okay, your local news anchor,
who do you want to send a shout out to?
Doesn't matter what town. Another topic on the topic, train
sits on your sits on your face?

Speaker 10 (01:14:19):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (01:14:20):
Well, I've never had anybody sit on my face in
a romantic situation.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
In what situation would you have them said on that?
Feel like that's something people ask about?

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
Uh so what about can you go out on your
first date?

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Not on the first But I've just I've just I'm
from all Island.

Speaker 18 (01:14:38):
I say that I've heard guys use the phrase I'd
love to have a sit on my Okay, okay, okay,
So what's the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
What's the definition? Define this topic a little more other
than said on the face?

Speaker 18 (01:14:50):
Well, okay, well, are you if you sit on someone's
face or someone sits on your face?

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
What's what goes through your mind? Are you afraid they
will fart? Are you afraid they will break your nose? Okay?
All right, all right, plenty, yes see, there you go.
The callers are calling in now, all right, sits on
your face? Okay, here's you did say? Since?

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
I did?

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Oh that's enough, way keep it keep in mind. No, no, no,
we're gone deep enough and let's not dog pile. Turn
off Froggy's microphone? Okay, cargo pants? Oh our friend Diamond,
who I Adore. I saw her wearing cargo pants from
Abercrombie and Fitch yesterday. I've been told they're out of
style for men, but I love them. I love the pockets.

(01:15:33):
I have a dad wallet. I use a iPhone sixteen
Pro Max. I could use the extra storage. Can men
wear cargo pants? I'm going to answer that, yes, yes,
cargo pants. They've been in for a while. But go ahead,
it's okay, okay, so we take off cargo pants, leave
sits on face.

Speaker 18 (01:15:53):
Have you ever sat on someone's face while wearing cargo pants?
I mean again, it could go for hours.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Okay. Finally, on the top of train, do you do
you drive a pink car?

Speaker 10 (01:16:02):
Yes?

Speaker 18 (01:16:04):
Okay, so I once so to Mary Kay. Is the
big stereotype that you get a pink Cadillac. I once
did a charity gig where the lot was full of
pink cadillact because it was Mary Kay people. But then
I have my friend Melissa and Nebraska who just had
her jeep wrapped in pink.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Do you have a pink car? And why? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
Kay is cosmetics. Just in case you don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
What it is, it's the topic train.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
You go the topic. Train is back.

Speaker 10 (01:16:28):
It's the topic.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Train the topic.

Speaker 10 (01:16:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
The topics are gazebos. Does your town have gazebos? Does
it make it nicer? Also? Gay marriage? How come the
gay guys are taking married longer than the lesbians and
the strains?

Speaker 10 (01:16:41):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Why is it so great? I want to know? Maybe
I'll start dating the guy after this. Shout out to
your local news anchor, come on, give him some love.
Do you drive a pink car? Yes? And finally sits
on your face Call now at eight hundred and two
four zero one hundred, Texas at fifty five one hundred.
All right, let's okay, we got to sit back that

(01:17:03):
sit back and let this bro Yes, sir, about the
simmer for a second, we get into uh, don't use
marinate and sitting on face time. Now we go to
Garrett with some sound as we as we let this
do its things.

Speaker 20 (01:17:16):
All right, Let's start with a talkback that we got
on our iHeartRadio app from earlier this morning. We were
talking about commencement speeches and Elvis, you said that you've
been asked and you turned it down. And here's one
listener agreeing with you of why you should turn it down, Elvis,
do not give a commencement speech. Nobody will remember it,
not saying you're not famous, so nobody loves you.

Speaker 16 (01:17:36):
But half of the people are there because they're forced to,
and the other half are there to show the other
half how much better they are.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
There you go and none of the matter, and none
of them will remember your speech. I'm sorry, Okay, thank you.
Have a great day.

Speaker 12 (01:17:53):
Do you too have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
I appreciate the advice.

Speaker 20 (01:17:55):
Yeah, you can leave a talk back the little microphone,
a little microphone icon on the eye our radio app.
We get them, we hear them, and it could be
on the air. So let's uh turn over, move over
to Jeopardy. Last night, I kind of knew a category.
It wasn't like the kid kid edition of Jeopardy. It
was actually the adults edition of Jeopardy. It was TikTok
and the wrizzler actually was one of the questions the
kid Yeah, okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
The rizzler like a batman villain.

Speaker 18 (01:18:19):
It's a seducer or the nickname of the eyebrow raising,
chin stroking kid.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Christian Joseph Javeria, what's the rizzler?

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
And now the wrestler's been on Jeopardy. There's no limit
to his power.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Name.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Yeah, all right. He listened to this report about a
cat who's been smuggling drugs.

Speaker 12 (01:18:37):
Guards caught this cat as it jumped over the prison
fence at night with marijuana and crack taped to its body.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Wow, wow, you're kitty, kitty? Do you put the cat
in jail at that?

Speaker 18 (01:18:50):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:18:50):
Cat?

Speaker 20 (01:18:51):
Yeah, it's a cat, all right. So Elvis, did you
see Shania Twain in the Bahamas? Or I was there,
but I did not see Shania Twin. So she showed
up at a little bar. And Danielle reported about this yesterday,
and we have the audio when she started singing her
own song.

Speaker 10 (01:19:03):
Lay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
The band can't play?

Speaker 20 (01:19:17):
Okay, all right, fine, we move over to Akon. Remember
this song right now, Nona non So, Josh Ross decided
to team up with Akon, who wants to get into
the country music.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
And we now have drunk right now? Oh really, okay,
why not? Danielle, that's your boy Josh Ross. Right there, Danielle,
that's your boy Josh Ross. That's cool.

Speaker 10 (01:19:51):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
You're good, America, thank you very much, good love you
the topic. Thank you, get it. Thank you very much,
thanks for talking by. All Right, now back to Tom
Kelly's topic trip it's the top here we go. All right,
the gazebo fans are calling in. We have okay, we
only have one call? What we have two calls? We'll

(01:20:11):
go to if they're gonna they're potting in as well.
You would think there would be one happily married gay
man saying this is great. Maybe can I call Let's
go talk to Jake from Philly Phillies. Jake is here. Hi, Jake,
how you doing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
I'm doing well on yourself today?

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Doing well? Okay, which of Tom's topics are you calling about?

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
I am talking about shouting now a news anchor. I
want to shout out h Y, Just go ahead. I
wanted to shout out Alex Holly from Fox Good Day Philadelphia.
Those it's Al Holly and Mike Jared. They are the
funniest people in my opinion and news.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
There you go, and they're local. You love them. They
know Philly. That's it's good to it's good to be
a fan. Yeah, and I'm looking them up. They're easy
on the eyes, they're good looking people.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Listen, there's multiple times where you know she's incredible. There
are two peas in the pod together. See, it just
makes news fun.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
All right. If anyone knows them, make sure you tell
them that Jake from Philly called and gave him some
shout out Alex Alex Hawley from Good Day, Thank you
very much, Jake. Let's go talk to Ali. Hi, Ali,
Welcome to the topic train. Which of Tom's robust talking
about topics are you calling about?

Speaker 13 (01:21:31):
Well, I am a lesbian going through a divorce. I'm
also from Northport, and I believe cogo pants are functional.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Okay, So she's calling about three tops, three topics. So
does this count as three calls when we look back
on this later. Yeah, we'll get credit for three call.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Okay. So you live in Northport, Long Island, which means
you have gazebos galore. Okay, therefore it is a beautiful town.
It is probably higher taxes, Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:21:58):
It is.

Speaker 13 (01:21:59):
And I would say what I had said to whoever
picked up the phone, is that the more gazebels I
find in the town that I live in, the less
diversity there is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Oh and that applies to Northport. Yes really?

Speaker 10 (01:22:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Pretty pretty white? Yes?

Speaker 18 (01:22:15):
Okay, all right, yes, And now that you're getting divorced,
I feel like it's less diverse in that way too,
I would.

Speaker 15 (01:22:21):
I mean, honestly, they actually do have like a pride,
like a pride day, which is nice, which I found
strange when I moved out here. Okay, but which is
nice and it's inclusive. But but you know, with the
you know, I want my son to you know, see
color and you know the diversity and you know everybody around.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
What we need to do is find towns with no gazebos.
We'll move. Yeah, yeah, Jersey City, we go. Jersey City
is very very well, Thank you so much, Ali, very nice,
and good luck with your divorce. Let's go talk to Fanny.
Fanny the face sitter. Oh my god, I hope it

(01:23:05):
is okay. So you heard Tom's topic selection face sitting.
What do you want to add to this conversation?

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
Hello, lady, Good morning you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Almighty.

Speaker 9 (01:23:16):
I'm not a faceitter myself, but I have had many
I've sat on many faces.

Speaker 13 (01:23:21):
Sorry, no, I do not have people sit upon my face.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
I have sat upon many faces.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Okay, okay, okay, that sounds like Shakespeare wrote that, so well,
hold on, what do you think? What do you think
about when you're up there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
I mean, what does anyone think about when you know
they're doing to do the laundry and the dishes?

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Okay, have you ever why did you ask someone to
uh am I saying that right? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:23:54):
Go?

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Why yeah? Why did they have a seat? And what
went through their mind after? Did you do any sitting interview?

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Normally they can't breathe?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Okay, well there's that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
What I've learned is they want you to sit.

Speaker 8 (01:24:09):
Not hover.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Okay, very nice. Okay, Okay, you know I got enough.

Speaker 18 (01:24:14):
I'm gonna text you later with detailed questions because yeah,
I have another follow up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Hold on, hold on, Fanny, hold on.

Speaker 7 (01:24:21):
I wonder if she charges for you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
I know, John, because she said she sat on many faces,
so maybe she gets maybe she gets lots of money.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Well she's relaxing a lot that Kristin. Kristen, which of
Tom's topics? You're calling about the gazebo thing? Yeah, the gazebo,
and you're here to disagree about his gazebo theory. What's that?

Speaker 19 (01:24:42):
I am?

Speaker 21 (01:24:42):
I we have a gazebo right in our center of town.
It's great, it's nice. It used to be lovely, and
now the homeless have moved in and they all camp
inside of the gaze.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
They have sheltered.

Speaker 21 (01:24:54):
Yeah, yeah, well it's open around the sides. And I
don't know how much shelter they really get. But yeah,
they're a little park now that kind of moved in.
This little fountain is great, but they've moved into it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
How are the taxes?

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
They're great?

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
All right, Well, thank you, and make sure if you
have a town with a gazebo, enjoy that gazebo. And
if people need some help out there, give them some help.
There you go. Hold on one second. Who is that
Dominie Dominique, Hello Dominique, Welcome to Tom's topic train. Oh wait,
you have a pink car. Yeah? Hi, Oh my god,
a woman in a pink car. Talk about it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
So, you guys wanted to know why pink. I run
a business in New Jersey for upscale events. I run
a staff and company where I provide bartenders and servers
for big parties, and all my staff works pink. And
I've noticed that, you know, I'm not the only person
that does what I do in New Jersey. So that's
the one way that I've been able to make myself

(01:25:55):
stand out for the past three and a half years.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
There we go, we want to stand out. Have a
pink car? There you go, that makes it? What kind
of car?

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
It's uh, it's a pink Hondo Cord. And then I
have a pink Jeep Gladiator.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Oh that's fancy. I like that. This is a custom
jobbers that come from the factory like that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
No, no, everything is customer.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Are you concerned? Are you concerned about the resale value
of your vehicle being pink and all?

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
I don't plan on selling them. They're going to go
in a museum when I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
There you go, Thank you so much. And finally we
go talk to Sam. Sam from Beautiful Naples, Florida. Oh
one more call about sitting on the face, Go right.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Ahead, Yes, hello guys, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Good morning Sam, and your thoughts.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
So my thought is, like the other caller said, no hoving,
I want you to full sell on my face like
a gas mask.

Speaker 20 (01:26:41):
Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Use if you're tired. Okay, thank you, okay, like a
gas mask. Absolutely okay. You know he wants to see you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
I apologize.

Speaker 7 (01:27:03):
Here's the topic train.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
My curiosity has been satisfied.

Speaker 10 (01:27:08):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
What's the text?

Speaker 16 (01:27:12):
Somebody asked, does Tom do a line of coke when
coming up with these topics and when he's presenting them
on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Yes, no, but there's something's not right. They're right. Something
isn't right very much. So Tom Kelly, everyone the topic train,
let's do that once every three years. Chooses to get
up at this time.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
I know, early morning, Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
So much.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 12 (01:27:50):
This place is hilarious.

Speaker 10 (01:27:53):
Mary.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
One more text from the topic train. The face sitting topic,
face sitting. What I'm talking about is this. I really
wish he would hit the right spot. I tried to
talk to him and say, hey, little to the left,
little of the right, but he can't hear me. Unless

(01:28:17):
you're in size six. You're covering your ears, and their
ears are covered, they can't hear you.

Speaker 12 (01:28:22):
Oh by thigh and cheeks probably exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Wow, there you go. They send to keep in mind,
this is why porn ruins everything for people. I don't
think I don't. I think people that look at too
much porn addicted to porn, I bet they are the
worst in bed.

Speaker 12 (01:28:41):
I think so too. I'm with you on that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Let's go to Scotty being.

Speaker 22 (01:28:46):
Listen seriously, I mean, sure, maybe because you're a little
false sense of hope when you're a teenager, but as
you grew up you realize that that's not really the
way it is good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
I'm glad you realize. Yeah, fine, yeah, for the most.

Speaker 8 (01:28:58):
Part, there are just a lot of actions that if
you're doing it that way, it's not enjoyable, right, you
know the fact that's not enjoy.

Speaker 22 (01:29:05):
I just tell you how a girlfriend when I was young,
and we're like, let's watch this and do everything they do.
It did not turn out anything like that.

Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
Of course, not cameras positioning you and you're doing it
for cameras.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Yeah, it's like that bark like a dog saying it
makes me. It's like, don't bark like a dog.

Speaker 16 (01:29:22):
Always bark Like I mean, it did give me some
ideas that I didn't think of. So I'm like, I
just take some notes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
I'm a scholar of porn, but not an addicts. Okay,
thank you. Anyway, I'm a scholar. You know what today
is today is food news Thursday. I say, let's jump
everything else and get right into that. Froggy, you will
be in a wood the first food inflammation.

Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
And you want to talk about food. Right after Scary
said he's just like expert in you said.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
He's a scholar, not whatever. Yeah, let's go ahead and
do we have to know it's food New Jursday. All right,
you're right.

Speaker 9 (01:30:01):
You know what's scary. Maybe you've used nutella in your actions.
But Nutella lovers are in for a big surprise with
the announcement that Nutella is launching its first new flavor
in almost sixty years. Nutella Peanut is coming to shelves
next year. All the flavor combines the distinctive creaminess of
Nutella coco hazel nutspread with the delicious taste of roasted peanuts.

(01:30:21):
You can expect to see it in stores in twenty
twenty six. I know Danielle's a massive Nutella fan.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
And she's actually a scholar. Of she's a scholar, not
an addict.

Speaker 9 (01:30:35):
Red Lobster has introduced a new three course Shrimp Sensation
meal that includes choice of soup, salad, shrimp appetizer, shrimp entree,
choice of side. But you know what the best part is.
It includes endless cheddar bay biscuits for nineteen ninety ninety.

Speaker 12 (01:30:50):
Whoa all that shrimp and biscuits?

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
What shrimp and biscuits? Baby?

Speaker 9 (01:30:54):
And it says unlimited Cheddar Bay biscuits. So that means
as long as you ask for them, they gotta keep
bringing them to the table. You know, they get a
little stingy starts out. There's like four and then there's two. Yeah,
now unlimited Cheddar babas nice. With summer approaching, fast lots
of fast food restaurants are adding things to the menu.
For example, McDonald's has added mccrispy strips, Shake Shack has

(01:31:15):
added fried pickles to their menu. Yes, and KFC has
now got chicken and waffles. You can get a waffle
box at oh KFC.

Speaker 8 (01:31:24):
Brandon is obsessed with it. He sends me pictures of
his chill waffles all the time. Max loves that waffle box.

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:31:31):
Popsecret, as you know, normally is a microwave popcorn brand,
but they are getting into the RTE They're ready to
eat product line. They're going to have three different bagged
popcorns now on your grocery store shelves, double Cheddar, home style,
Sea Salt, and movie theater butter. So look for pop
secret ready to eat in your supermarket very very soon. Now,
I'm not sure why we need this, but Hefty trash

(01:31:53):
Bags is introducing a scented trash bag that smells like
birthday cake. Oh god, I don't know why. I understand
the trash bags that smell like fabreze and you know,
to kind of mask the odors of trash. But yes,
there will be a sixtieth anniversary price that just sixty
cents a twenty countbox of ultra strong Birthday Cake scented trash.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Oh wait, well, wish play for a birthday cake? Well,
I don't know. It looks like it's confetti. You can
see the picture. They're like confetti, you know whatever, real quick.

Speaker 9 (01:32:29):
Wendy's offering a one cent bacon cheeseburger with any app
purchase through June first. That's through Sunday to celebrate yesterday's
National Hamburger Day, when he's also launching a new one
hundred Days of Savings campaign where you can get exclusive
app only deals every Saturday from June seventh to July
twenty sixth at Wendy. So the countdown Yesterday was National

(01:32:51):
Hamburger Day. If you didn't celebrate, maybe you ought to
celebrate today or this weekend. I'm going to give you
yelps list of the top burger chains in the entire
United States. You can become Okay, top burger change in
the United States. Yes, number five I haven't heard of.
Maybe somebody else has Islands Restaurants.

Speaker 12 (01:33:09):
Okay, that's in California.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
That's pretty good. Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:33:14):
Number five a number four. They got a good butterburger.
Culvers at number four, and they have that custard they do.
Number three shake Shack. You should try the fried pickles
while you're there.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Number two a new chain, the Habit. If you haven't
had the Habit, that habit very very good. Yeah, where's that?
Where's the Habit in South Florida. Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:33:37):
And number one, according to yelp, the best burger chain
in the United States is it In and Out Burger.

Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Five guys. Five guys came in at number seven. Danielle,
and there's your food News for Food News Thursday.

Speaker 14 (01:33:58):
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Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
What a great weekend in the Bahamas. You know, I
love the Bahamas, especially if you're on the East Coast.
It's right there, right Atlantis. You know, we've spent so
much time at Atlantis Paradise Island in the Bahamas. It
is the without doubt, the original luxury hotspot in the Bahamas.

Speaker 7 (01:34:41):
I'm going in a couple weeks We're going to do
out at least one day in Atlantis. Were just relaxing
for the day. I can't I cannot wait.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
It's the original. Yeah, Atlantis. You know I love it Atlantis.
Even when you're flying in the Bahamas, you can see
it over there. It has that famous famous outline. I mean,
it's just and then you know what's waiting for you
if you've been And I love hearing friends say, oh
my god, we just took our friends to Atlanta's the
very first time and sharing it with other people is

(01:35:11):
just always a gas. I love it. You should do
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of course a partner of ours and I can't wait
till we go back. We're going back to soon thing. Yes,
the interesting I take it. Please go, let's go, let's go.

(01:35:34):
Who wants some guitars? Oh, I got some guitars coming
up for you. From uh Gandhi's favorite fight scene in
a movie.

Speaker 8 (01:35:43):
Absolutely from the Bridge of Jones Diaries, and they get
into a fight in the fountain.

Speaker 12 (01:35:47):
They're kicking each other in the shins.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Ah okay. The soundtrack from that fight, the shin kicking
fight is on the way. Hold on, Danielle, what do
you got to go? It's the wrong button. Hold on,
I need the don't I needed the Danielle button? Yes
you do, well, that's the Gandhi button. This is the
second time this has happened today. Oh, let's get that fixed.
Scary there it is? That sounds like daniel All right, Danielle,

(01:36:10):
what's going on? All right?

Speaker 7 (01:36:11):
So the security budget for the Jeff Bezos Lauren Sanchez
wedding is ballooning because of terrorist advisories. In Italy, the
US State Department issued a level two warning to American
travelers to exercise increased caution. Level three is, of course,
reconsider travel, and level four is do not travel at all.

(01:36:31):
So the State Department's travel advisories went into effect. And
so they're wondering what's gonna happen. And of course Jeff
Bezos already is a high value target, so he is
going to make sure there's no disasters ahead at his wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
See, I would want to go to Italy while they're
having their wedding because he's paying for our security.

Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
Oh yeah, that's a very good idea.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
And by the way, the level two that Italy just
just got, many many countries in Europe have that already.

Speaker 8 (01:36:55):
Yeah, they're just saying, oh, America is like a level
three to some places right now. Yeah, people are saying,
don't come here.

Speaker 7 (01:37:01):
Yeah, Okay. The Tony Awards are going down June eighth,
And how cool is this? A lot of the original
cast of Hamilton will be back to perform. That is awesome. Also,
we're one week away from the trailer for the second
Wicked movie, Wicked for Good. Now, I told you that Wicked.
The original Wicked movie is going to be in theaters

(01:37:22):
one day only, June fourth. The trailer will be shown
after the movie. That's the only way you'll be able
to see it until it hits social media, which I'm
sure will be like the next day or that night.
But you know, Lia Michelle is headed back to Broadway.
She is going to be starring in the first ever
revival of Chess. No dates for the revival yet, but

(01:37:42):
it's expected to begin this fall at Schubert Theater in
New York City. The Wu Tang Clan they're hitting the
road this summer for Wu Tang Forever. It's the final
Chamber tour. The group says it's the last time they're
going to tour together and they're gearing up to make
it a memorable once. If you want to see that,
I'll keep you close on details. And of all the

(01:38:03):
Disney songs that are out there, there are only two
that are most popular in the country. Google Trends was
used to find out which song is the most popular
in each state. The most searched in twenty nine states
is Supercalifragilistic xpiala dosh really from Mary Poppins.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:38:19):
And in the other twenty one states, it's let it
Go from Frozen and If You Do It by Generation,
A Whole New World from Aladdin is the most popular
with the boomers. What Dreams Are Made Of from the
Lizzie McGuire movie is number one with millennials. And I
Just Can't Wait to Be King from Lion King is
most popular for gen z.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
It sounds weird.

Speaker 12 (01:38:38):
This is very strange.

Speaker 7 (01:38:39):
It is strange, but just telling you. Miley Syrus is
getting ready to release her new album, Something Beautiful this Friday,
and she says that this album will be extremely experimental.
She says, so have fun with it. She said, Something
Beautiful is just the appetizer. So I'm very excited.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
What's on?

Speaker 7 (01:38:57):
What are we watching? The National Spelling Bee, Jersey Shore
Face Family Vacation. You've got this third season premiere of
the Sex and the City spin off And just like that,
By the way, my mom is watching Sex in the
City now and I am shocked. I'm sure she closes
her eyes. She probably closes her eyes through most of
it because she never watched it originally. The series premiere
of The Better Sister on Amazon that has Jessica Bill

(01:39:18):
and Elizabeth Banks, and that looks like it might be good.
And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
Don't forget pee Wee as himself. Yes, great things again
last night from a good friend of mine. I saw
the whole thing, all right, loved it. I finished Sirens
last night. It's good.

Speaker 7 (01:39:33):
You said you were disappointed with the ending, so I'm
not so sure disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Not to worry. It could have had, in my opinion,
a stronger ending, But that does not keep me from
liking the whole series. Okay, And now finally you heard
what I said and you started Nate, you started modeled.
I actually watched an entire episode yesterday. Oho, so you're
down one. It was a crazy ending for that first episode.
Watch watch more Land is amazing. Yes you must. So

(01:40:01):
this is your favorite fight scene? Really?

Speaker 12 (01:40:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Describe it in.

Speaker 8 (01:40:04):
Any movie ever? So in the I believe it's the
second Bridget Jones diary movie. Uh, two of the main
characters get into a fight and they start beating each
other up. But it's the worst, like ninniest fight you've
ever seen. They're slapping each other, they're kicking each other
in the shins. They're rolling around in a fountain trying
to drown each other. It's great, highly recommend.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Like Shin Kick Fights. Yeah, this song was the soundtrack
to that fight. Believe in a thing called Love?

Speaker 12 (01:40:33):
They go, Yes, absolutely, Oh, I believe in a thing
called love.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
The song is crazy and let me hear you do
the lyric again.

Speaker 12 (01:40:52):
I believe in a thing called love.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
Just what the hell?

Speaker 12 (01:41:00):
It's a good workout song too, It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Hey, you know, yesterday we were talking about AI and
how it's gonna kill us all. Did you go down
a rabbit hole less night? I did? I sure did, Yeah,
and it's it left me very very disturbed. Yeah, how
about you?

Speaker 12 (01:41:16):
Unnerving?

Speaker 8 (01:41:17):
I don't know if you guys saw the videos that
I sent you all that were all aid and they
are so committed. I mean, they're real and it looks
like a street interview where somebody's just talking to people
coming out of a bar, or a whole podcast of
people that don't exist.

Speaker 12 (01:41:31):
Like it's crazy and I don't even believe what I see, Like, how.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Do we do this?

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
It makes you wonder what's real what isn't? Yeah, and
so in the future you'll see things that are actually
real and you won't believe.

Speaker 12 (01:41:43):
It right in front of my face. Something now could
happen and I'd be like, I'm not really sure about that.

Speaker 7 (01:41:46):
That was like an interview and it was like a
whole thing, and I was like, oh, this is that
that never happened?

Speaker 10 (01:41:51):
What that?

Speaker 18 (01:41:52):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
How is that even possible?

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Exactly? Yeah, So that's where I went first swim last night. Yeah,
I cannot do that again. I think I'm putting the
phone away tonight. No phone for me.

Speaker 12 (01:42:02):
Oh that's so healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
No phone.

Speaker 16 (01:42:05):
I just had this bright idea, what if what if
we had chat GPT as one of the co hosts
on the show, and we could always just asks the
button and then have an answer.

Speaker 7 (01:42:16):
Starting this Are you crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:42:19):
Yeah, you go bye bye chat GPT scary?

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
You should do chat chat GPT scary?

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Okay, Well now to bad idea.

Speaker 16 (01:42:28):
I'm just saying, how funny would it be if like
occasionally just lean over and I was just asks it
a question and it gives us a response on the radio?

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Ok. Ok up, let's do it. What else is going on?

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
Not now, I'll just say, uh, let's get into the
three things we need to know from GANDHY Wait, we
had too much too much time to wait. I've done
things I can talk about when we talk about the
big fight that that Gandhi and Diamond are having. Was scary, Yeah,
because he's a turn Oh okay, scary as a.

Speaker 12 (01:42:57):
Turd because he asked us point blank.

Speaker 8 (01:43:02):
Came up to Diamond and I unsolicited yesterday and asked
us if we wanted to go to the Mets game,
and both of us were like, yeah, dude, let's do
it spontaneous.

Speaker 12 (01:43:11):
This is gonna be fun.

Speaker 8 (01:43:12):
Immediately he was like, no, I don't you know, I
don't think we should go, and you know we're not
gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
Well, he says, the reason why he asked you to
go is because he thinks out loud.

Speaker 8 (01:43:21):
He approached the two of us in the hallway, stopped
us in the middle of conversation and asked us what.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
The idea about. I was thinking about it, and I'm thinking, like,
you know what, maybe a good idea for the future.
So we are going to go?

Speaker 12 (01:43:34):
That's all you said?

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
I see, I have my target on another day game.

Speaker 12 (01:43:37):
It's not what he said.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
See, here's the thing. He does think aloud. Scary. We'll
be sitting there He'll go you know what, I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna put this over here. What if I put
the if I put my blue belt on here, it'll
make my pants non fall down?

Speaker 7 (01:43:49):
Why mom does that? My mom is seventy seven, seventy six,
and she has those conversations with herself.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
So yeah, if you have a conversation about well, going
to a game and you say it while looking someone
in the eye, they think you asked them to go.
Do you understand that I'm hungry.

Speaker 8 (01:44:06):
It wasn't like he was walking down the hallway and
said that. He approached us and asked what happened.

Speaker 7 (01:44:10):
What happened was the rain and it scared him knowing scared.

Speaker 12 (01:44:13):
It was instantaneous.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
Okay, the three things we need to know. Let's go on,
let's go.

Speaker 8 (01:44:17):
Secretary of State Marco Rubio says the Trump administration will
work to aggressively revoke visas.

Speaker 12 (01:44:22):
For Chinese students.

Speaker 8 (01:44:23):
Ruby announced Wednesday that students who would have their visas
canceled would include those who have ties to the Chinese
Communist Party or those studying in critical fields. Rubio added
the State Department will revise criteria to enhance scrutiny for
all future visa applications from China, including Hong Kong. The
move aligns with President Trump's broader attack on college admissions,
where he's pushing to limit international student enrollment. It looks

(01:44:46):
like more Americans than expected found themselves seeking first time
unemployment benefits from the government last week. The Labor Department
says it received two hundred and forty thousand initial filings
in the week ending May twenty fourth. That's a jump
of about fourteen thousand from the week prior, but it's
more than two hundred and thirty thousand more than analysts
had forecast. And finally, Danielle, you were sort of just

(01:45:07):
asking about this. Financial experts are now warning that a
massive drop in international tourists could cost the US billions
of dollars.

Speaker 12 (01:45:14):
People are stopping, stopping traveling you.

Speaker 8 (01:45:16):
A new report from Oxford Economics says suspending says spending
by foreign visitors is expected to fall by eight and
a half billion dollars this year. The experts say tourists
are avoiding the US as a destination, partly because of
some political reasons and immigration policies. Other financial experts experts
are predicting an even greater loss the world travel and
Tourism Council said this month it expects the US tourism

(01:45:37):
industry to lose over twelve billion dollars this year, which
it warns will negatively impact communities, jobs, and businesses from
coast to coast. Wow, so yes, people do get warned
not to come here. And those are your three things?

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
Elvis Duran, who buys things one houred piece of bread.
Maybe you'll calm down a little and the morning show.

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