FULL SHOW: The Day We Get Real With You

Today, we’re debating first-date dealbreakers like credit scores, sharing stories of unknowingly being rude, and asking if you could actually deliver a baby. Plus, we play Family Feud, relive a Zerbert contest, and dive into glimmers, squatter’s rights, and the timeless question: when did you duke yourself?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your radios up radio, Za.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Rad This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Anytime you're ready, It's Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Wake up in Robodicus.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Here we go, els what.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
On the radio?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Gandhi blew Aserbert on her boyfriend the other day? He did,
and he didn't like it. See, I never heard the
word Serbert until you told this story, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I called it a rasberberry. I get it on my.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Arm, hold it, yeah, And I can also do the
lips below and it makes this noise. Yeah, that's called
blowing a raspberry.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
But you've hurt. You've heard serve.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
The word Serbert was actually invented on the card, you
know that.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
I did not know that. I had just always been
told it was a Serbert and and Nate told me
that it was invented by you know.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09):
I think he was given Rudy or maybe THEO I
can't remember.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
All right, a little different.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
We did it, and it was the funniest moment maybe
of my whole year, because he is extremely ticklish, like
ticklish to the point that if you brush up against him,
he'll jump. So when I gave him a little zerber,
he screamed at the top of his lungs and then
started cackling, and he couldn't stop. He was laughing so
hard he was crying, and he said, don't you ever
do that again. But it was through laughter and tears.

(01:42):
So that's all I want is a subscription for one
serve a month.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I can see that.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Guess what, honey, today's Erbert Day.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Oh no, we've been negotiating the terms of it. So
he said, I'm not getting one a month, but I
could get one that I can deliver in public or
pro but only one. And I said, no, I want
twelve in private.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah. One things you're asking for too much. I'm just here.
I need an opening bed opening bed opener. Yes, it
is time. I want to everyone. I want to hear
everyone blow blow aserver.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Let's have it. Let's have a competition. You can use
any body part on your body. Welcome to blow a
server or welcome to blow a raspberry. Yeah, or you
could call it blow a fart on your body part.
All right, I'm like Froggy pulling his sleeves up. He's
ready for competitions. I think the key is to make
sure your lips are wet and the surface is sort

(02:34):
of moist.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, all right, it looks like everyone's gonna use their arm.
What do you do what?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm looking at this like a poppy like liter Froggy,
blow your blow your raspberry first? Go oh wow, I
just get that.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Check here's Danielle's Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
All right, scary. So you're all using your arms. I
have a different technique, go gandhi.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm sure you do.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
All right, come on straight, Nate blow. I'm gonna blow
you all away? Righty?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Are you doing the same way I do it?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
This is the one.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You put your palms together and move them, your hands
on your face.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Okay, okay, your face is so red.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
This should not be.

Speaker 8 (03:44):
As fun as it is coming.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
When is when's the last time you blew a raspberry?

Speaker 10 (03:59):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Just then?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Before that, you know what that means? To figure what
that means?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Froggy.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Anyway, So there you go.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Huh, I know, huh.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
I'm telling you, if you guys know a ticklish person
and you haven't done it in a while, go give
them a Serbert or raspberry, whatever you want to call it.
It will make your day.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Wait, do we have a prize that we could give
like the best story hands down, like a listener, like
we have two listeners competing. Okay, okay, Elvis, we have
two listeners competing, and then we give a good prize.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Do we have to give Matitia on the phone line
twenty four?

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yes, we could call it who blew it better?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Letitia? How are you? I'm great? How are you guys
doing well?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Are you? So?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (04:46):
So?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Gandhi grew up hearing the word with Zerbert, But you're
saying it's definitely it was from the Cosby Show when
you're growing up, right, you remember that episode?

Speaker 12 (04:52):
Yeah? Yes, absolutely. Drudy asked the dad. I won't say
his name because I know how people feel about it. You,
how do you pronounce how do you pronounce these letters?
And it was like v R B R T or
something like that.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Rbert, Yeah, it's z R b T T de Serbet.

Speaker 11 (05:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (05:11):
And then he did He did it on her faith
or her arm or whatever, and that's how Serbert was born.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
All right, let me hear you, Let me hear you
blow on what we call it, blew it better?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, you blew it better?

Speaker 13 (05:27):
All right?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay, let's go into competition, you and me, all right,
Leticia blow blow your Serbert.

Speaker 12 (05:32):
Okay, my elephant.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
That was scary. People come in South Africa and they're
coming to the forest, come to the elephants. Okay, do
it ag.

Speaker 12 (05:47):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I think you went hit wow.

Speaker 14 (05:56):
All right.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
You know what you get to do. You get to
spend the wheel for five hundy or five hundies.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
You breaking away, So it's either gonna last.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's going to land on five hundred dollars or five
pair of mac weldon underwear.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
We had a problem last time where it stuck in between.
We had to give away both prizes either five hundy
or five hundies, and.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
It stuck again in the metal. You want both? You
won five hundred dollars and five pair of macerwear.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Absolutely no fa.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Go to mac weldon dot com, slash Elvis and use
the promo code Elvis for twenty percent off our favorite
men's essentials underwear and five hundred dollars on the way.
Thank you for listening to a solitician. Thanks for blowing
your reserve in front of millions of people.

Speaker 12 (06:44):
Thank you guys. I have been a big fan since
the days of Elvis and Elliott. I'm originally from the Bronx. Danielle.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Yeah, there you go, and I.

Speaker 12 (06:54):
Love you guys. And I did not expect this. I
almost didn't answer the call.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I know, look at that you won five five pair
underwe and you farted on the radio.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
What today, Elvis Duran? Here he is in the morning show.
That's funny to me. It's funny you do you have
a sense of humor? Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Uh is it time to play the feud?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, welcome to the feud. We've got our two families.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Please everybody say hello and give a warm welcome to
the Durand family. Hello, the patriarch of the Durant family, Elvis, Elvis,
who did you bring with you today?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I brought my brothers.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I brought Froggy and Scary.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I was aunted. Oh that's obvious, just look at your face.
And then we have the Manaro family.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
Yeah, y'all don't share the same last names, but.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
The mother of the Manaro family is Danielle. Danielle, who'd
you bring with you today?

Speaker 6 (07:58):
I brought my sister Gandhi with me today, and that's
because nobody else would come.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
Welling there you little brother Scotty Bee. He's sitting doing nothing.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Scotty Bee sometimes is definitely questionable. So Scotty's not art.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
But you know what, Scotty plays this stuff at home
all the time. I have faith that he's gonna have
some answers here.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I thought the Mineral Family was Danielle Gandhi and producer
Sam was she's not here?

Speaker 14 (08:25):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (08:26):
She's missing.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Let's get her in here.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Let's Scotty.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I have a problem with Scotty's He's really good.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
At games exactly.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, I choke under pressure.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Well, you guys know how to fud, different game. Okay,
you guys know how the feud works. We've asked our
studio audience hundreds of people several different questions, and the
top answers to those questions go on the board.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So are you ready to play menera family?

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Let's go.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
Okay, all right, first question, why am I to woman
pucker her lips?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Buzz? You just have to answer.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
To put on lipstick?

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Okay, that's a fair I would think. So you always
pucker your lips when you put on lipstick. Let's see
if that's on there.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Oh, the hard.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
Most popular answers answer A chance for the guys the
Durant family to steal here.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
So say a woman will purse her lips for a kiss.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
Speaking of kisses, give me one there, mister durm alright,
let's see a kiss tops lipstick. Yes, the number one answer,
why would a woman pucker her lips? There's top five
answers on the board. Number one is kiss number three.
Do we want to play this?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
We play? Yeah? Okay, no women on this team. Let's
see how this goes. All right, let's go. Let's good
idea to your brother, Froggy.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
Froggy's quite smiling to wait, wait, wait, gave me a kiss?

Speaker 9 (10:05):
Richard Dawson. I'm gonna go with take a selfie or
take a picture. It's very popular. Yeah, a lot of
people do that duck face. Let's see if it's on there.
Oh five people telling.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Us that they make the duck face selfie. That's the
most popular answer. We're still missing number two and number four.
Now we come to little brother Scary Jones. Scary Yeah,
why might a woman pucker her lips?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm gonna say to whistle asking get answered. I feel
like that's a good answer. Durand family. It's okay, yeah,
you know what not that? Okay, your first strike on
the board. Okay, asked me the question. Okay, why might

(10:56):
a woman pucker? She ate lemon or some sort of citrus?
That's that's very sour.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Give me another kiss there because I skipped scary right,
So let me see eight elemon or something sour?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
El ell this thinks like a woman. Obviously, here we go.
That was for the other team.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Was so great because the number four most popular answer.
There's only one unknown left on the board. That's the
second most popular answer. So froggy, froggy, why might a
woman pucker her lips?

Speaker 14 (11:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I was thinking sour, but Elvis got that one. It
was good. I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
You're like you, of all people would just sorry, that's
a buzz buzz. You got one more wrong answer. Then
it goes over the ladies, so scary.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Give me a kiss there, because all right, why am
i aman pucker? I'm going to say to blow bubbles?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Who's that Michael Jackson's there was blow bubble.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Let's see if that's on there.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Sorry, come gandhi, what do you think what do you
think this is?

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Okay, collective answer? Why might a woman pucker you have
a few seconds taking a drink?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Maybe?

Speaker 5 (12:28):
So I was thinking maybe a sip or blowing out
a candle, or she's sad, so you kind of are
like pouting like.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Or attracting attention at a bar. Which one are you
gonna do?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Man?

Speaker 6 (12:40):
I think either like I think you're the sucking on
the straw or what was the other one that you said?

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Oh I said, or she's said like you're pouting like.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
No, there was another one too, attracting attention.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
No, there was another one a commercial break coming out
here thinking I forget it smoking a cigarette?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
No, oh my god, we're gonna give you a buzz
if we don't have people come on.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
Maybe maybe sip okay, just say it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I don't know, sipping a drink. Okay, let me see
if sipping a drink wins the game.

Speaker 7 (13:16):
Sorry, so sorry, I thought Froggy would.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Have gotten this.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
It's to make her man really happy. A little lolly poppy.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Said blowing bubble.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
All right, I don't do the questions ladies.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
All right, let's move on to our next question. Round
one goes to the Fellas. Sorry, talk to your question
the d family.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
Okay, chance for redemption here, ladies, I'm gonna let you
go again first.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Okay. O wait, so we go.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Why are you letting her go first?

Speaker 7 (13:54):
Because you're gonna accuse me of cheating and I don't
want to get accused of cheating right now I'm accusing
you of Okay, fine, we'll go to the Duran family.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
That's not how it works. We could do it.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
You can't take it back, sir, Okay, Duran, give it,
give it? Okay, Anarrow family, Here we go, Ganda Euro up.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
This is they can go first, as long as they agreed,
they're going to start answering a little faster.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
Okay, okay, whatever.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Dane, Okay. Top eight answers are on the board.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
Name something a nudist would wear to a newdist Colony
formal event? O?

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Oh oh a tie?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Show me tie the number one answer?

Speaker 7 (14:36):
Number one answer. Top eight answers. Okay, thank you obviously,
all right, here we go. Scotty Bee, little brother Scotty Be.
What what a newdist? Where to a newdist colony formal event?

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Nothing?

Speaker 7 (14:48):
Let's see if nothing is on there? Sorry, you gotta
wear something.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
That's the obvious answer.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
Yeah, but you gotta wear something. Answer, there's so many
the little things you can wear.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Think about it. Think of those little things you can wear.

Speaker 7 (15:02):
So Danielle, something a nudist would wear to a nudist
colony formal event.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
I'm gonna say socks.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Wears the sock.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
Let me see if socks is on the board. One
more strike, it goes over to the durant. Okay, so kandhi,
you got to keep it alive. Nudist wearing something to
a newdist Conny colony formal event.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
What is I'm going to say, dress shoes.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
Let's see if you're gonna be wearing shoes and nothing else.
Number five most popular answer.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
Okay, sucks if you're gonna wear shoes.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
What the hell is this?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
You a formal event? Cumber Bun.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Good answer, good answers, Not a good answer, that's the point.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Scotta b all right. Name something and nudist would wear
to Newdiest colony formal event.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
How about a top hat?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
He is naked. Let's see if top hats are.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Number two.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Just remember it's a formal event.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
Okay, Tom gonna say jewelry.

Speaker 7 (16:17):
Let's see if jewelry is on there? Popular answer number three. Okay, gandhi,
Now it's all to you. You got one strike remaining.
You got to keep it alive. Here, name something a
nudist wear to a newdist colony, formal event.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Man, this just got really hard. I was gonna say jewelry.
How about you want to wear bra or underwear, shoes, necklace,
fancy gloves? Oh I changed it to a purse.

Speaker 7 (16:50):
Okay, let's see fancy gloves is on there?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Or a purse? Even you have two answers, he did.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
What do you think, guys, a corsage, cumbernau asless chaps.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Ye?

Speaker 6 (17:14):
That yeah, that sounded.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Like a good answer answer if the other team could
hush for him just one moment.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
What a dickey A dickey gloves? Yes, I would say
gloves because.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
It was somebody said gloves. I don't know, guys, come
over with the answer. Come on, come on, Duran family.
You don't have a lot of time. It has to
be formal. It's a formal event.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
Come on, Duran family member.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
And like the cumber bund, I think cumber bund is
a decent answer. I think it's a good answer as well.
I think I thought cassage. All right, you guys want
to what are you going to put the corsage on? Okay?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
The point answer?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, we say whatever they wanted.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
No, no, I need an answer from the patriarch they said,
they said Humberman. I don't think that's a good idea
of it. Okay, steel this round and win the game.
Do I see commerbund up there?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Corsage? Can I tell you?

Speaker 7 (18:11):
Had you said corsage, that would have been the seventh
most popular answer.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Also also on there crown or tierra. Oh yeah, okay,
watch and finally.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
A ribbon or bow around your private And by the way,
Frog that you wear a corsage on your wrist too,
so you as long as you have a wrist.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
So is it time to do a tiebreaker?

Speaker 15 (18:36):
It is?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
We have a tiebreaker round? How does this work? We
have to rush through this.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
By the way, we're running so exciting.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
We have very late so let's just go the durand famine.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Did you know the Manarow family. Let's go here?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Got to be.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Okay, it's our stock.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
Okay, all right, wine, name something that a good fairy
tale would have. Top five answers are on the board,
once upon a time, show me once upon a time.
I'm actually surprised that's not on there. If that's not
on there, then this is crap. You'll have brody. Okay,

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name something a good fairy tale would have? Top five
answers on the board.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
A princess.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Let me see if we got a princess in that story.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
I do the number two answer, but since the Duran's
got it wrong, the board automatically goes to you.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
So, Danielle, name something A good fairy tale.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
Would have a prince.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Let's see if we had a prince in that Yes, prince.
The number three most popular answers this game. Okay, gandhi, gandhi.
Something a good fairy tale would have a villain? A villain? Yeah,
every good story's got somebody bad in it. Yes, a witch.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Or evil queen. That's the number four most popular answer,
evil queen. This is a running out of times.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Gotta be.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
How about a happy ending, happy ending? Yeah, exact quote. No, No,
the answer would have been happily ever after. And he
said the wrong.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Well, i'm sorry. Ending is something you get in a massage.
I'm sorry, mister Durand, but it is happy ending. According
I disagree with that.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Okay, look, our show has an evil queen.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
However, you do have you do have the the fifth
most popular answer.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
You got to get this right where it goes over
to the guys. So, Danielle, gosh, I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Says, maybe a fairy godmother.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Fairy godmother grant wishes making things right. Yeah, let's see
if we.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
Got fairy godmother to clean sweep the board. Let's see
if it's on there. The room family.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Congradula. All right, despite the fact we have the world's
worst host, I think it was fatty.

Speaker 7 (21:06):
Listen, you give me much less, sess.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
I can I can't breathe.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
I'm so excited, you so.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Happy again again.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I'm happy for you.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Danielle.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
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Speaker 4 (21:42):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I'm on our show.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Is Still Dating? Diamond Diamond?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
You're still dating?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Is Diamond Dating? Are you dating?

Speaker 14 (21:58):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Hello?

Speaker 14 (21:59):
Hello?

Speaker 13 (22:00):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Are knock everything?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Are you dating?

Speaker 13 (22:03):
Dating?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Are you dating?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Okay, I mean actively a lot?

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Oh no, just just kind of one person casually.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Okay, I look at it.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, Okay, I don't want to Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Do you agree or disagree with this statement?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
If you go on a date with someone, maybe a second,
and you see that maybe there could be something, is
that a good time that early in the stages of
relationship to start inquiring about their financial situation?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
At what point?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Because you may you may see I really like this
guy a lot, and then you realize he's just a
disaster with his finances and he's it's not good.

Speaker 10 (22:49):
I'm looking for the hints from day one, Okay, yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Like a credit score, credit score.

Speaker 10 (22:55):
We'll get there, you know, we worked that into conversation.
But like the first date, I'm.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
Like, okay, well, what did you pay with a credit card?

Speaker 6 (23:03):
A debit card?

Speaker 10 (23:05):
Do you keep an eye on you know, do you
take out your phone to transfer money right as soon
as the bill comes, as soon as you know that
it's coming. You know, I'm watching Okay, you know, but
like just outright asking, Ah, second or third day.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Okay, Wow, you have to know, you have to know
you do?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Do you have to know if this if you're not
in the casual dating world and you've kind of moved
over into the lane of this could be my future. Yeah,
you need to know about the finances because that is
I hate to say, that's a very important factor, is not.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
It's anyone calls a break up.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
Yeah, if you bring Also, if you start dating someone
who has all this debt and you're going to be
partially responsible for it possibly at a certain time, you
know what I mean, Like that's a big responsibility, and
it makes you think, well, why do they have this debt?
Are they not good with money? Or is there something
I don't see here? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I know and we all know some people who are
in relationships where they found out too late that the
partner they're with and married is a disaster. Yeah, as
far as finances go and financial planning and credit score
awful they owe a buttload of money, they're in serious debt,
and it adds a lot of stress to the relationship.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
You know, I could see it being stressful the other
way too, Like I would be uncomfortable dating someone that
made a ton more money than me because we would
just have such different lifestyles that I don't know if
I would feel like I had to play catch up
or if that person was then always going to be
paying for me, And I'd be uncomfortable that way too.
So I think it could go both ways. I know
no one's going to agree with me there and be like, yeah,
I take no.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
No, no, no, no, that's not true. People will I know
people who would agree with you there. But God bless
you man to find two people that are first of
all compatible with each other, and then you finally get
down to the finance.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Then you're like, oh, dear God, no, I can't do it.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Would you have a problem, Well, I guess this wouldn't
apply to you. Straight guys in the room. Would you
have a problem if your girlfriend or wife made a
lot more money?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
I say it, have a problem with it, and you
say that now, But I wonder if if it happened
because This happens a lot in celebrity lives. If one
celebrity is making more or more popular than the other,
if it's the man, it's fine. Once the tables turn.

(25:20):
So many of these relationships break up because they can't
handle it.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
What would change, though, What would change?

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Well, they are bringing in more, you don't.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Maybe I'm not.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
I'm pretty sure my wife makes more than me, and
you know what, that's fine by me.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
But you don't know for a fact. I spent a
look at that W two. It was pretty up there.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I tell Alex Man, make as much as you want.
I would love just to be a stay at home wife.
I was going to crate and barrel every day and
buy new play settings.

Speaker 16 (25:49):
Mate.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
If you guys decided ever to have children, and you
added one of your jobs had to go.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I would stay home.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
Would how about you?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I would love to?

Speaker 5 (26:00):
He wants to right now?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
I would.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
I would love to stay home and tell the nanny
what to do and point yeah, tell the nanny take
care of the kids. I got to run to Creighton, Baryl,
I need I need a tablecloth for tonight. What would change?

Speaker 17 (26:15):
What?

Speaker 9 (26:16):
Like scary brings him a good point? What would change? Like,
I think things should would still be the same, right.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
What would change? Well, know, you you would know going
in there's nothing to change because you know that they're
making more money than you.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Are you saying that you're in a relationship and you
make more money and then in the middle of the
relationship they start to make more money than you.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
You're wondering what would change? Is that what your question is? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Well.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Sometimes people security level or just you know, their mental state,
what they think, the power dynamic is all that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
Guys think they think I need to be the breadburnner.
I'm the guy you know they think, like, is that.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Ma cheesemo thing? Yeah, there's no cheese going on here,
no machiesmo going on here at all.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Hey, good morning, Jeff, Good good morning.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
So you met your wife on a dating app and
you asked her for a credit score before you even
met her.

Speaker 18 (27:07):
I assured that it wasn't the very first minute of it.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
It was probably like three weeks into chatting, but still early.

Speaker 18 (27:13):
And then I asked her, Oh yeah, definitely she.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Was shocked by it was she was shocked. Did she
hesitate in turning that information over it. Did she give
you herr her credit score?

Speaker 18 (27:22):
So she actually didn't even know how to find it,
and I told her how to get it, you know,
the free websites and everything. Right, she got it, she
told me, and I was like, oh, that's that's completely doable.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, it's like, let me check my credit score. I'll
get back to you.

Speaker 13 (27:38):
Now.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
What if she had come back to you with a
lower than desirable credit score?

Speaker 18 (27:44):
I think I think it might have turned differently.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I don't know, because I've been on.

Speaker 18 (27:47):
Dates where girls have told me they had like said
they were on a like a fancyfication and I'm like, wow,
we're kind of young. How did you afford that?

Speaker 11 (27:55):
She goes, Oh, I'm still paying it off?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Okay, you run. It is the American way, you know,
the old credit card.

Speaker 18 (28:03):
Oh yes, I know, but that's just the way I
was raised.

Speaker 14 (28:06):
Very different.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
There you go, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Jeff.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I like that. Hi, I know we're going on on
our fourth date. Can we check you credit score?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'll hold.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
And show me, turn the phone and show me. Don't
just tell me because I won't believe you.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
All right, Jeff, I'm sure you're not alone I bet
other people are listening as well who have checked credit
scores before moving on in relationship.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
It's Sam. Sam's like, Nope, what's wrong, Sam?

Speaker 5 (28:29):
I just feel like that's a red flag.

Speaker 19 (28:30):
On the other end, I don't care what my response
would be if I was that early into talking to
someone He's like, show me your credit score, and I'll
be like, oh.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
But he said clearly that's how he was raised and
you need to take that into consideration.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Oh, I totally do. But it just doesn't work for me.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
It doesn't work for you, and that's totally fine.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
That would make me think you're a money hungry person.
I think a little bit if you want me hungry,
if you wanted my credit score right away, I'd be.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Like, why, Well, he's right here, tell him why, Jeff,
red flag, Jeff.

Speaker 18 (28:54):
The credit score doesn't indicate how much your money is.
It doesn't show indicate income at all.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
It just shows Cisco possibility. Yeah, it's it shows that
you're paying your bills and you're not a shlub. You're
not a scrub.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
I don't want to scrubs.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I don't want to know scrubs. All right, Jeff, thank
you so much.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Elvis Daan.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
He just keeps opening his mouth to stand.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
The Morning Show. In the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Squatters Now, this has been a huge story of late
where people have a house they got from their mom
who passed away or whatever, and it's been empty for
a month or whatever. They go over to check on
the house and you know whatever, make sure the toilets
are flushing. There's someone living in it. Right, They're like,
what are you doing here? Well, in some places they

(29:50):
have a right to be there, even if you own it.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
They are they are squatters.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Without paying you, without paying you, insanity.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I know there have been stories here in the New
York area.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
There was a woman I believe in Queens you were saying,
she went to a similar conversation, went to her mom's house.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah, her mother passed away. She took some time getting
herself together, went to the house to clean things up,
found people living there, asked them to leave. They told her, no,
we're not leaving, We're going to stay here. So she
changed the locks. She got arrested.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
What exactly, Yeah, because she kept them from their house
because they had squatters' rights. Go back to that our
favorite one of her favorite musicals of all time Danielle Rent. Yeah,
that was about a bunch of people who really talented people.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yeah, great voices, great voices.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Dancer living. They were squatting living in the East Village,
I guess right.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
And actually one of their friends owned the property and
so they thought like they even had more rights because right, they.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Couldn't get rid of them because they could sing. Well,
something changes everything if you're a singing squatter. So I
it's just it baffles my mind that if you go
out and you pay, you know, for an apartment or
a house, and someone moves in.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I think in New York State, thirty days is it.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Keep in mind worth saying what we're just reading on
the surface, right, thirty days?

Speaker 5 (31:11):
It looks like so in some places they said, if
you've been in a place for ten years, then you
have a right to squat there. But then they're saying
thirty days is all it takes in New York State
to be able to squat on someone's property and just
stay there.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
So I could be wrong about this. Follow us if you.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Know, look, I think you still technically own it.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
It's just a very very laborious project project to get
them out of there at I saw.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
A case where some squatters they were charging other squatters
to come in and move in in.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
A place that they didn't even own.

Speaker 9 (31:40):
So like there was like a main squatter he was
charging other squatters to live there while they were trying
to while the person that actually owned the property was
trying to get them out.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
So these asses can become landlords. Yeah, property, that's exactly crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Well, so it kind of makes me scared. I'm going
to get home real quick after work. No really, So okay,
we're trying to figure out where the squatter's rights came from.
And I was under the impression I could be wrong here,
maybe very clear that let's say you're renting you were
you have a legal lease with a landlord, and you're
renting an apartment, and then you cannot for whatever reason

(32:15):
pay the rent and their circumstances there including pandemic or
whatever you can, then I think you've been given rights
to not be pushed out so fast. But what if
you don't have at least you just move into an
empty place.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Right, So this seems like something that was rooted in
the settlement of the United States, where everybody was coming
here and just squatting on property that wasn't theirs and
then they make these laws and say, hey, this is ours. Now,
you can't get me out now.

Speaker 20 (32:48):
Here we are.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
But that was a land grab when we're all going
west to pan for gold right back in the day,
you see.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
A land from other people, and now it continues.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
I'm just this is one of those stories. I just
don't get it.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
What's that I do know that?

Speaker 7 (33:01):
You know, it's basically maintaining a property, right because I
had a vacant lot next to me to my house
and doing some research. If they haven't maintained a lot
for ten years, then you can claim ownership. But then,
like you said Elvis, it's a long laborious process.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, to do that.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, if you own the house or the lot, you
still own it. But you can't just call the police
and have them kick them off with the property. Well
depends on what state you're in.

Speaker 9 (33:27):
Yeah, because in Florida now they just passed the law
now that it's illegal squatters that you can't have them
removed from the property.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Now in the state of Florida, that's a good thing.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
I just asked my husband, who's a real estate agent.
New Jersey so I said, do you know the rules
of squatters in New Jersey? And he said no, They
change all the time and they are very intricate, so
it's tough to know the exact laws and allowances of
what landlords can do.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I will tell you, huh, not far down the road
from our house, out in the country, there's people living
there that don't own them really, and so we're like,
what do we call the police. We're trying to find
the owners. We can't find them. Someone passed away, then
it got passed down to someone. Someone bought someone in
the family bought the house for a dollar, just you know,
change the name over to them, and ye can't find them. Uh,

(34:13):
here's Alisha, Alicia. This happened on your street.

Speaker 14 (34:16):
Right right, Yeah.

Speaker 21 (34:18):
I live in Connecticut. A woman down the street passed
away and the house was vacant for months, and when
her family finally came in to sell it, there was
actually a squadron in there who had moved tables and
chairs and appliances that didn't work because there was no power,
but he had a full grown a rug in there.
He was living in there for months at the time,

(34:39):
and when somebody actually finally bought the house. He refused
to leave, so they changed the locks, but he broke
in through a window and they still let him stay there.
The cops let him stay there.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Well, I see, I don't I don't understand.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
It doesn't make sense if it's not yours, it's not yours.
I mean, why is it not that simple?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
I don't know, but I'm assuming there are there are
rights group, human rights groups out there. They say no, no, no, no.
I mean, it's a lot.

Speaker 21 (35:05):
It took a lot to finally get him out. Somebody
finally bought the house and started to flip it, and
then they must have filed something to get him out officially.
But yeah, he had a full living room in there,
He had stuff in the kitchen, he had food in
the pantries. He was just living there for free.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Wasn't there a story?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I guess I think it was here in New York
there was a guy going online and he was communicating
to a lot of immigrants who are coming over the border, saying,
here's how you get a house. Look at these houses
that they're empty, move in, and so I think he is.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
They let him have it.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Still, I have a question if somebody goes say, you
know a lot of people get summer homes, so they
move out of their mansion because they get a summer
home down the beach and it's beautiful. So they're not
in their home for three months. Can I technically you
can move in?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Really, this happened in California, Los Angeles. There's a mansion
like in bel Air. Then they took it over. They
took and everyone in the neighborhood knows, and of course California,
being an extremely liberal state, they're like, well, no, we
can't do anything.

Speaker 21 (36:00):
Oh look, uh, look up this new hobby because I
would love.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, God, give me an address. I'm gonna go squat.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Seriously, I know some people who get a nice summer
home and their all their house is not too shabby.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Lisia, thank you very much. I hope everything gets worked
out on your street.

Speaker 18 (36:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Love you, guys, love you more so asking for a friend.
If my apartment building has been irritating me with some
things and I just stopped paying rent, they can't kick
me out.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
There's a process tafe to go through.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Their eviction process is very lengthy. Yeah, there's they can't
just move your stuff in a hotel. If it's a hotel.
It's different.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Okay, I think I think this happens with Airbnb's a
lot too. I've seen some videos of people who had
a renter. Then those renters just stayed and they couldn't
do anything to get them out. It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Were's someone sent a text?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Is this the one you're talking about? Yeah, they're oh
listening this morning. I'm going to court this morning for
a squad that's living in my Brooklyn property and they've
taken me to court for repairs. What so we have
the holdover in one court room this morning, and then
the case against them is for repairs they're assuming because
I'm not repairing my place I own.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I spoke to him.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
He didn't want to go in the air Okay, they've
been there for two years, and I asked him, well,
how much have you spent in legal fees?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
He goes, I couldn't even calculate that at this point. Wow, Stephanie,
this is so wild.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Stephanie, you work for a landlord tenant court, so you
still see all this all the time. So you live
in the state of New York. So what's going on
in the state of New York. As far as squatters, well,
they have rights.

Speaker 20 (37:32):
After thirty days, the landlords or owners have to take
them the court to have them removed and the lessons.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, why do they have why do they have these rights?

Speaker 7 (37:42):
Where?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Where does this come from?

Speaker 16 (37:44):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
New York state law, Thank your congressman. Yeah, but at
some point, Stephanie, I'm just kind of curious they had
to put this into law, and something caused them to
put it into law.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I'm trying to wonder.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I'm wondering what story there is to tell about why
squad have rights. But we can't figure that out.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Yeah, I can't figure that out, all right, but they do,
they do have rights.

Speaker 12 (38:09):
And it's so long process.

Speaker 20 (38:11):
And you know, it goes by how.

Speaker 17 (38:12):
Long they've been in the property.

Speaker 13 (38:13):
If they've been there up to a year, you have
to give them a thirty day notice.

Speaker 17 (38:17):
A year to two years, it's a sixty day notice.

Speaker 14 (38:19):
And anything over two years.

Speaker 13 (38:20):
It's a ninety day notice.

Speaker 14 (38:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (38:22):
It could be quite lengthy, all right, quite lengthy.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Thank you, Stephanie. Thank you very much.

Speaker 13 (38:27):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Nice to talk to you.

Speaker 17 (38:29):
I love you guys.

Speaker 13 (38:30):
Listen every day for a year.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Listener.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Well, you know what we've been here for thirty years
because we're squatting.

Speaker 13 (38:36):
They kill you doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
They've been trying to the victims for years.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
All right, thank you, Stephanie, thank you very much. What's up?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Scary?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
So, if I own property and you break into my house, yes,
you can be arrested for breaking an entwering. Yes, so
I still own that property and squats show up, why
don't they get arrested for breaking it?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
If they're well in the state of New York, if
they're there thirty days, they are protected more than more
so than not. So then okay, okay, oh here you go.
What once you use that microphone over there?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
You found it? Why do squatters have rights?

Speaker 7 (39:07):
It's to help urban residents find affordable housing. Well that's
extremely affordable. Yeah, what a deal. It was a legal
right meant to allow people to settle in abandoned or
unused properties or to build homes on unclaimed land. The
intent was to prevent people and property owners from taking
law into their own hands, encouraging resolution through legal channels
instead of potential physical confrontations.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
So initially it did start through colonialism.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
Yeah, yeah, homestead Act, Like this land is claimed, I
own it.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
This land is my land.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
This land, it's not your land. From California to New
York Island, from the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream Waters.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
This land's made for you and me.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Apparently you had a point.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
I'm just you know, there are abandoned buildings all over
the place. So if I go and find a mall
and I just sit there for thirty days, then that mall.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Is I don't know.

Speaker 14 (40:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
It may be a residential thing. Maybe i'm all thing.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
You can live there at Gandhi. You can live there
at the old Anti hann stand. This is Gandhi Square mall. Yes,
so once send a texta Anna Delvi? Didn't she squint?
I think she did.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I know, we're just trying to figure it out. It's
so strange.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
I guess the lesson is, every twenty nine days, check
on your property.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Yeah, if you want to, how do you prove?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
How do you prove along they've been there? How do
you got to prove that.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
I don't know if someone I'm not advocating for this,
but if someone hired other people to extract those people
from the house.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I've heard how they do this, Okay, how you send
someone to your house and have them remove the heating system,
the finishing system, make sure there's no electricity going to
the place. You pull the doors off, the hinges on
the front door, of the back door.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Okay, a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
It does cost a lot of mine.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
I was thinking more like, hire some big people to
just yanke a out of the house.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
How I Gandhi style way better?

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Now you're going goodbye.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, it's economical.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
Yeah, but then they're going to say something. You know,
they got hurt and harassment.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, you get taken a jail.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
I don't know, insanity, I don't know nuts.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I just don't know anymore.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
It was the first time I've been thankful to have
no property.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
They got to have no property right side.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
We got to hurry up. I gotta get a home.

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Speaker 4 (41:53):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
So I was at the grocery store and a lady
was walking through with her phone playing music loudly, monstros
Just it wasn't an iPhone because it was really it
was louder than MyPhone could ever be. That's one of
those things that I don't think people know how rude
they're being. Lists. I made a list common things people

(42:23):
do that they don't realize it is actually rude. Number
one listening to anything in public with the volume turned
up monstrous.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yes, you were polluting the world with your audio.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Yes, and that includes people having conversations on the speakerphone correct, Oh, exactly, Yeah.
I just I was on a plane recently. I told
you guys this. There was a grandmother and a grandson
sitting next to me. They both had whatever they were
watching on full blast, so it was like a telenovela.
And then also blues Cluse and it was insane. I'm like,
you don't have headphones.

Speaker 16 (42:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Also, flight attendant Jarget Telema, shut up. This was terror
was terrible.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I know it is irritating or no offense. It's usually
older people at a table in a restaurant, they go
on their speakerphone start yap.

Speaker 14 (43:08):
At to some point you're like, shut up.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
And it's also a lot I feel like a lot
of little kids do it too, and their parents just
let them because it's babysitting. The kids at least engaged
in something, so they don't care. But when I'm like
hearing a game NonStop and just like, bring bring, bring
coins at a nice restaurant, what the hell?

Speaker 14 (43:26):
That gives me crazy.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
At a soccer match too, because We'll be sitting in
the stands and the parents want to keep the kids
busy next to us, and they have their iPad on
so loud, and I'm trying to watch the game, and
I'm like, can you just like put headphones up on
or something.

Speaker 14 (43:40):
May assume when you're a parent you don't hear the
noise as much anymore. You kind of tune it out.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
It's like you're at a radio station my kids. I hell, come,
you're not singing along, dad.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I'm like, I hear these songs all the time. And
same thing with kid shows.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I have every single kid show song stuck in my head.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Parking a shopping cart in the middle of the aisle
while you're at the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Oh yeah, bullet move your car to the side.

Speaker 14 (44:04):
And then you try to get around them and they're
like they look at you like you're being rude, or.

Speaker 7 (44:11):
They'll speaking of shopping car ride and then block it
the rest of the eye with their body.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
On the other I'm like, no, you pull the cart
over to where you need to.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Go, exactly walk Now. Speaking of shopping carts, the ones
that don't put them in the corral in.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
The parking lot like that, Well, I mean, you know,
it depends on where the car corral is.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
If the car corral is close by, I don't mind
walking over to it, But if it's on the other
side of the aisle and I gotta walk from more
than three or four minutes, I will just put it
out of harm's way so as it doesn't take up
a parking space or in the middle of the road.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I'm not going to be that kind of guy.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
What you're saying is that your three minutes are more
important than the other person three minutes or maybe longer,
who then has to come and get it and take
it back.

Speaker 22 (44:54):
Well, you'll be taking a job away from someone if
everybody puts them away.

Speaker 14 (44:57):
No, you're not.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
The person who put who takes my parking space is
gonna need a cart and they're gonna have to walk
all the way over to the corral and get a car.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
They can't even move into the space because your cart
is there.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Ever take that card, I'd be like that person is
dirty and wallless.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah, and I don't want a lazy man's cart.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
And also like I was at King's the other day
and at the very end, I think you may have
told the store at the very end of the parking lot,
as far as the eye can see, I could see
a cart then, so want to take it and not
brought back monster. So you know what, I started walking
to zoom and if so, I've just walked all the
way like three miles that way almost and got this cart.

(45:34):
And I was coming back, I discovered more carts. I
ended up bringing three carts back to the corral because
they're scary. Can't walk on.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
King is actually good for you. Corral's out there. Put
put a corral in every.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Wait scary walk through the whole grocery store with it.
And it's that last like one hundred feet that just
do you in.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, I think that's maybe what it is.

Speaker 22 (45:54):
The last time you walked through a grocery store, oh, just.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
A couple of weeks ago. It's ridiculous. I got robbed,
you know.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I moving on to other things that people do and
they don't know they're really rude, Like if someone declines
a drink, oh, insisting people like you gotta have it done.
Come on, man, what's your problem? People that give them
not to people who turn down the drinks, and people
who give them.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Healthn't know if someone is sober or they have a
health issue or they just want to drink.

Speaker 14 (46:25):
They don't owe you an explanation.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I got pressured into doing a shot that I didn't
want on Saturday night, but I found beer pressure on that.

Speaker 14 (46:32):
Don't don't do it.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Don't let them win that they're being rude, and you
don't owe anyone an explanation. If you don't want to
drink or smoke pot whatever, you just say no, thanks,
that's it.

Speaker 14 (46:41):
They don't They don't need to know why what you rehab.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
No, I'm not drink. Here's one that I need to
work on.

Speaker 14 (46:51):
I'm being rude and don't even know it. Letting my
dog jump on you can people come to the house,
I can see that dog.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
People don't care though, Yeah, but you know what, I'll
as somebody that's even allergic to dogs. The smaller dogs
are okay, I feel like, because they don't really do
that much damage.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
But if it's a big dog, yeah, you gotta control them.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
So we always have elevator episodes in my apartment building,
and people are getting onto various flaws with their dogs.
And a lot of times the dog will come, it
will come sniff me, lick me, whatever, and I but
I'm like, well, I'm an easy going person, so I'll
pet the dog back. But I'm thinking in my head, dude,
what if I freaking hated dogs and I only does.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Nothing to like hold the dog back.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
It's just like ahead and as you're a parent, you
don't like your kids jump all over stranger or something.

Speaker 14 (47:39):
I don't mind it.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I have a bit.

Speaker 14 (47:40):
I have a threshold up.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Also, like around here, people are usually getting in those
elevators because they took their dog outside, or they're going
to take their dog outside and their little paws or
a little dirt bag little paws, right, which I get
because you're walking around on some of them don't jump
on me. And I love dogs, but I don't want
a little brown pawprint on me.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Another another time, you're being rude, don't even know it,
asking an a newly married couple when they're gonna have kids.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
That's so weird the first question.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Or any couple, right, Yeah, like when you plan on
getting married?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Who says that to it?

Speaker 14 (48:13):
Two people dating?

Speaker 5 (48:15):
I get that all the time, and it's none of
their business. People think it's so cute to say weird
things like oh, but you guys would have such beautiful babies,
don't want them? And then also, you guys have been
together that long, how come you're not married? Because we
don't want to be. That's why it's just very weird.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
You're being rude, don't know it when you're looking at
your phone while someone is speaking to you.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I don't know what you're talking about, Cara.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
No, well, look I know that you know, like in
this room, you know we're on we're doing the show,
this and that. The show never stops, so everyone, so
you got to look down for notes, or you got
to look at something.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I get that, I'm looking at the clock right now.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
But let's say you're at a bar with a friend
and you start talking to them, and they just they
pick up the phone and go yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
And a lot of people do not have the ability
to text or look at whatever is on their phone
and listen to you, so you know, they're just I
cannot do that.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Is it rude to answer the phone at the table? Yes? Yeses, yeah,
so absolutely need to answer the call. You just step away.
I guess, pardon me.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I need to take part of me.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I got to step out for a second.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
As a parent, this is gould be another way people
are being rude around you, giving unsolicited parenting advice. I
mean even on like social media, they're like, oh, you
should let your kid douse it. Yeah, yeah, you you
have your kid, You were responsible for your kid. No
one else is get off my lung.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
I hate people who don't have children that give advice
because until you're in that situation, you have no idea.
Like they do the same thing with like a lot
of things, like if you're not in a situation, you
really don't know until you're in that situation. Drives me.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
Okay, but two things. Two things. One is unsolicited parenting advice.
I'd be like get some headphones on that kid's iPad
because that's annoying.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
That's not parenting, that's being rude.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Jack, And you're right, I don't know what it's like
to have kids, but I know what it's like to
deal with everybody else's kids that like they chose to
have kids. Now it's my problem, But what was going on?

Speaker 6 (50:16):
If I'm dealing with my kid and I have a
problem or an issue with my kid, and you don't
have a kid, and you walk over and go, here's
what I think you should try and be like, you
don't have kids, how would you know what to.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Because those don't do coach like that.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
That's a different situation.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
But if the kids like kicking you in the shin,
you have every right in the world and say.

Speaker 14 (50:33):
Hey, can you get your kid off.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Anybody in general.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Finally, we're running at a time saying no offense right
before you say something that you know is going to
be offensive.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
So that doesn't give you the license say something offensive
by saying yeah, if you really feel like you have
to say no offense, you really shouldn't say what it is.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
I guess that said, let's try to be polite today people.

Speaker 15 (50:59):
This is Rihanna.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Hey, this is Lady Gaga.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
You're listening to the Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tap and.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Here comes another phone tap? Scary, Yes, what's it about? Today?

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Ava wanted to play a phone tap on her roommate Dion.
Turns out Dion bought a dress, wore it on New
Year's Eve, and then returned it to the store and
got away with it. So Ava wanted me to pretend
I was a store manager and you know, trying to
call her out on this. Ava's going to start to
call the Dion and she's gonna plant the seat, and
then I jumped in.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Here we go, returning the used dress.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Today's phone tap.

Speaker 13 (51:42):
Hello, Hey, it's me.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
What's going on, dude?

Speaker 13 (51:47):
Do we see him called about your freaking dress that
you return?

Speaker 5 (51:51):
They want you to take it back?

Speaker 13 (51:53):
What I told you was about idea?

Speaker 20 (51:56):
Are you serious right now? Look, you already wore that dress,
wear it one time, especially for New Years. I mean
it's whatever.

Speaker 13 (52:04):
I think that's pretty crappy. And the point is, well,
my point is it's rude and it's nasty.

Speaker 17 (52:12):
Man.

Speaker 10 (52:13):
Please them.

Speaker 20 (52:14):
They're like a big corporation. Why do they care about
my one little dress wherever?

Speaker 17 (52:18):
I'm not gonna deal with this anymore.

Speaker 13 (52:20):
They're gonna call you on your cell phone.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Okay, I gave the manager.

Speaker 20 (52:22):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, you gave them my
cell number?

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (52:26):
I mean, i'm your mind.

Speaker 13 (52:28):
Why do I have to ask for for you?

Speaker 11 (52:29):
No?

Speaker 13 (52:30):
You deal with it.

Speaker 20 (52:30):
No one, No one asks you to give out my
damn number.

Speaker 13 (52:33):
How about that? You deal with it?

Speaker 20 (52:35):
You know why you're so stupid?

Speaker 9 (52:37):
I swear whatever.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
She's ferocious, she's a pitch. You mute your phone. I'm
gonna call her now as the manager from the store.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Okay, Hello, Hi, I'm looking for please?

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Yeah, Hi?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
What can you?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Take me off speakerphone?

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (53:02):
Who is this?

Speaker 11 (53:03):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (53:04):
My name is Zach Cavricci. I'm the head manager at CECM.
Uh huh okay, uh huh. Take me off speakerphone and
lawer your TV?

Speaker 16 (53:14):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
You don't have to be obnoxious with me? All right?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
You returned a gold sequent sized ten dress that you
purchased for New Year's Eve?

Speaker 20 (53:22):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (53:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
And uh okay, So I'm going to go have to
go ahead and debit that back to your credit card.

Speaker 20 (53:28):
No, you're not debitating anything back to my credit card.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Well do what because we have signs of wear and
tear on the dress.

Speaker 20 (53:36):
That has nothing to do with me right now?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Well, did you wear this dress on New Year's Eve
and then you turn it?

Speaker 20 (53:41):
No, that was just your shabby store.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
What are you talking about, my chef? I bought the.

Speaker 20 (53:46):
Dress, I tried it on, and then I decided not
to wear.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
It, So that is why I brought it back.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yes, we hear that from women all across America.

Speaker 20 (53:54):
Well, then if you hear it from women all across America,
you should be used to it.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
So you waited conveniently a week after to New Year's
Eve to return it.

Speaker 20 (54:02):
Hmm, And you waited conveniently days to hit me back
after I already returned it.

Speaker 14 (54:09):
Hmmm?

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Who like?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Who for you? I'm the regional manager. Okay, yeah, I
don't care. You don't care.

Speaker 20 (54:16):
I returned it with the policy.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
You don't care how you stretched out the dress, and
you're lying to me the dress you stretched it?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yes, there's stretch marks.

Speaker 11 (54:24):
Me.

Speaker 20 (54:25):
I am a cvacious size, but I didn't stretch out
any dress.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
We turned the dress inside out and we found body shimmer. No,
I found theodoran stains and the sequence were dangling off.

Speaker 20 (54:37):
That's right, could be from anything.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
You took this beautiful size ten dress and made it
at twelve. No, it's like trying to squeeze a golf
ball through a guarded home.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
Did you hear what I said?

Speaker 20 (54:48):
I said?

Speaker 11 (54:48):
No?

Speaker 20 (54:49):
And yes, you see that there are tags still on
the dress, right, thank you?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Right, they're wilted and the ink is smeared, which means
you sweat all over the tags as you hit them.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Money, I have a degree.

Speaker 20 (55:01):
I don't have to do this, okay, but.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
You don't have to. But you did on How about
that I had the dress right here? I'm sniffing the dress.

Speaker 11 (55:12):
I said.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
I didn't wear it.

Speaker 20 (55:13):
I swear if I dare find me, you guys charge
my car back. I will storm up in that store
and we will have a problem.

Speaker 13 (55:19):
Do you understand?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Do you wonder why prices are going up on apparel?

Speaker 20 (55:23):
About what prices are going up? I didn't wear it?
And how dare you try to insult me talking about
you smell something on the dress dress store?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I can't use this dress. I can't use it anymore.

Speaker 9 (55:34):
You know what you said.

Speaker 20 (55:35):
What is your name again?

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Because I'm gonna call the corpor you used that store.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
As the world's largest fucking closet.

Speaker 20 (55:41):
What is your name because I'm about to call a
corporate office about you.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
This is how Cavalricci, Zach Caperricci.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
You want my email, It's z Caabarecci at DC dot com.
Hey Dan, this is Scary Jones melvist Ran in the
Morning Show. You've been phone tasted. Oh my god, Eva's
on the phone right now.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 12 (56:00):
You stay a little bit.

Speaker 20 (56:03):
I swear I'm gonna get you, Eva.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
And you know you wore the dress and I don't
give a return to it.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
with permission granted by all participates the Elvis Oran phone
tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
I'm asking for a friend. Would you care if you
dated a guy who had flawless hair? It looked real
and natural, but it wasn't. Would you be okay with that?

Speaker 5 (56:39):
In which respect?

Speaker 11 (56:40):
Like it?

Speaker 5 (56:41):
It could peel off his head by accident.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Let's say he never told you. You're dating some guy
and you don't even think about his hair as not
being real because it's so perfect. Would you have an
issue with him not telling you absolutely, like out of
the shoot. Yeah, like on our first date, I gotta
tell you my hair is a piece, This.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Is a squirrel on my head.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
This is a tough one. I don't know. I think
I think it's partially dishonest. However, women self included, use
fake hare all the time. So and I don't think
that women run around telling me. I mean I do.
If anyone ever compliments my hair, I'm like, God, that's
not real. But I don't know it's a double standard.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
I think that guys are so sensitive about their hair
and it's so important to them, and they get so
upset when a lot of them lose it, and it's
you know, I don't think i'd be mad. I think
i'd be like, I'd understand.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Well, so if things got hot and heavy.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
And I mean if things that hot Nevi and it
came off in my hand.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Exactly, I feel weird about it.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
I take a step back now.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah, because you're you're grabbing his head and forcing it
here and there, thinking of a rat it comes off
in your hand.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Right, Suddenly there's a raccoon in your paul like, ah,
but you know if.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
The relationship turned into something, yeah, there would be a disclosure.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
I would think you would.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
I don't know, just as a guy, what do you
think as far is the honesty or dishonesty about it?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I'm just I'm just kind of curious. I mean, are
you what do you mean asking for a friend?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Don't you love it?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
We got so crazy, pulled his hair right off his head.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Here's another one. You're out on a date. You find
out that it's a convicted murderer you're sitting across from.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
But it's now out. At what point should they tell you?

Speaker 17 (58:30):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (58:30):
No, hold on.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Now, Let's say I was convicted of murder and I
got out of jail. I'm out of prison. I served
my time.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
But you're convicted. So it was a bad murder.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Well, any murder, it's probably pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
But it was not a self defense murder.

Speaker 14 (58:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Okay, Okay, let's say it's a self defense.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
It wouldn't be murder if it's self defense.

Speaker 17 (58:47):
Went.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
I don't know how this works.

Speaker 14 (58:49):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Let's say in self defense, I took a life, okay,
and I went to prison and served time and I'm
out and now I'm out with you on a date. No, No, people, really,
so I have to wear that badge. I have to
wear that badge at all times. I have to have
the the scarlet A is that what it is? On
the on the on my Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
I think people should be given the correct facts about
somebody and then allowed to decide for themselves. Is this
something I'm into or not. I think that there are
still people out there who would happily date a convicted
self defense killer or whatever it is that we're talking
about who is in prison. I think there are people
who would do that, But I don't think you should
hide it from someone and take away their choice.

Speaker 11 (59:28):
No.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
I dated someone whose dad was on house arrest with
the little bracelet, and I remember it was like date
one or date two that I asked him, Hey, what's
going on, Like where are your parents? Like, tell me
about your parents, And he came right out and they said, well,
my dad's up for possibly killing my mom, like it
was a whole big thing. Wow, And but I still
dated him.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Beautiful children the same guy.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
It's not yeah, Nate, what okay?

Speaker 7 (59:54):
I think we've all been out of the dating game
for too long, because do you realize what happens when
somebody meets somebody up else They do a deep dive
on that other person. They they have friends that have
background check information, they have logins. They go deep on
people before they even sit down for drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Yes, so I sit down on a date with you
and I say, Okay, it's nice meeting you, thanks for
inviting me out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
But I'm gonna say right now, I did some looking.
That hair is not real. You wouldn't even go on
the date because you're like, he's bull that hair is
not real.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
I have a question that what does it bother guys
when women have fake hair? Are you guys like, what
the hell Like if it just comes out like independently
hanging on a hook or.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Something, okay, then then then uh yeah, we got to
run here.

Speaker 14 (01:00:41):
Scary.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
What I just want to say, similarly to people who
are not allowed to be around children, then that's why
it should be disclosed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Same exact thing. Yeah, that's different.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Different, Like you're banned from places.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I'm saying these people need to wear that badge.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
But that's in the same vein as a murderer.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
No, it's not not if it's a self defense killer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
No, No, if you are a pedophile, I don't want
you near my kids, right, I'm sorry, Maybe I'm a
little sensitive about that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
I don't want to and say, hey, I wasn't convicted.
It was just manslaughter, Like just so you know, it
was defense. Like how are you even bringing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Yeah, like you accidentally ran someone over with your car. Okay,
you're probably not going to do that again. But a
child molester, Hell, I can't be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
With a one hundred feet of the school. We got
to go to a different restaurant, right, Yeah, scary.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
There, scary Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
I just want to say, if you if you murdered somebody,
I need to know about that. I have a right
to know about that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Whether you do, you have a right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
I think you should definitely know. But I don't think
murderers and pedophiles are necessarily in the same case.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
And I'm talking first date. I'm not talking like would
I marry you. I'm saying, on the first date, do
you need any murderer right there?

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
I mean, I know if I should pursue this with you,
and I should have the option whether or not I could.
There were tons of people that would date in mind.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Now, it's first date. If you step in a question, no,
hold on a second, it's a first date. If you
know that there's a pursuit going on, then I can say, Okay,
I gotta let you know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
But that's a pretty big thing. It's not a tiny
thing like you don't like bacon, Like this is a
big thing, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Come on, what's that froggy? Well, when do you think
it's appropriate to tell somebody that? I think if there
are feelings, you think this is going to go somewhere,
then yeah, absolutely, No, before we ordered dinner, I want
to let you know I'm a murderer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
So what would you like? Nothing that needs a nice
any food allergies.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
I just think before we even go out on a date,
that's something we should discuss. That's a big thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
I have friends that do deep dives on people before
I do, and I'd be really mad if my friend
Ashley found out that my date was a killer before
I did.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
So I think you have to tell people, right, Hello Alison, Hi.

Speaker 20 (01:02:59):
How are you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Bought?

Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
With you?

Speaker 9 (01:03:01):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
I'm so excited to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Well, I love that you're wrong with us I'm gonn
I'm gonna ahead read your text. Allison said, my husband
is an ex felon, ex addict and everything, and I
haven't gotten more than lunch attention in eighth grade. Not
gonna lie. Freak me out hearing the info in the
first date. But there are multiple dates after that, there
were and now he's your.

Speaker 17 (01:03:20):
Husband, Yes, yes, I mean I didn't know this going in.

Speaker 13 (01:03:26):
Tim.

Speaker 17 (01:03:26):
I had been talking to him for a while and
we went on our first date. He gave me all
the info right there. He wanted to say it in person,
tell me his whole history. Funny enough, we went to
go he's a joker that day and we all know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
So I went home.

Speaker 21 (01:03:46):
I was very nervous.

Speaker 17 (01:03:47):
He even went in for a first kiss and I
even avoided it and gave him a hug because I
was so nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Well, so was he Was he in for murder?

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
No?

Speaker 17 (01:03:57):
No, no, no, nothing like that was uh, you know,
like kind of breaking bad situation.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
Okay, okay, go if you found out on that date
that he was in for murder, would it have changed
your mind?

Speaker 18 (01:04:17):
You know?

Speaker 13 (01:04:18):
Possibly?

Speaker 17 (01:04:19):
But just the way that we had connected so much,
and how how amazing of a person he really is
and and the person that I got to know. I
mean I just fell for him for everything that he
was and not everything.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Okay, So it didn't bother you that he was in
a mobile home in the desert cooking up crack in
the kitchen.

Speaker 17 (01:04:41):
I wouldn't say that, but okay, is it made him
a great person?

Speaker 13 (01:04:48):
So I really can't say anything about.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
About this exactly. That's my point.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
It's each situation is different. You can't read.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
I think it depends on what you're in for. To
be honest, if you sat there and told me you
were murderer, I think it would be different if then
if you were in for something else.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
There's le let me give you a scenario. Then here
here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Let's say someone hurts my kid and I turn around
and put a bullet through their head.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
I'm not a murderer. Yeah, would you still date me
for doing that? It's all they're They're all.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Different, and people get convicted as predators and stuff like that.

Speaker 17 (01:05:23):
I mean, it's just one of those situations where you
have to look at the whole picture and really see,
you know, was it was it malice that they were
doing this for?

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Or is it a different circumstance exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
If you're a vigilante, then that's different.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
Yeah, people get convicted all the time too. That didn't
necessarily do it. We get a lot of jail mail
letters here. Not one of them did what they were convicted.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
That's what they're saying.

Speaker 11 (01:05:44):
None.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
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Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
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Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
I must have had a great sleep because this morning
Alex said, I was snoring.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
I know, if you snore, you're down.

Speaker 7 (01:06:27):
Deep, right, which is good, and I feel pretty good today.
But I know that one of my dreams, and I
kid you not, it was as vivid as vivid could be.
I was helping to deliver a baby. I don't know
where we were. It wasn't in a hospital. It was
like in a room, like somewhere, like backstage at a
concert or something. I can't remember, but everyone was busy.

(01:06:50):
I kept I remember, I kept running up in down
the hallways. She's having a baby, it's coming out now,
and no one would help me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
And I was in a panic.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
So I for some reason decided, well, I'll deliver this baby.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
My sell.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
So, Danielle, I need your focus.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
I need free to focus on this, okay, because you're
the only one here that's popped one out for two
to two out?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Could you, Danielle, could you deliver a baby if you
wanted to?

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
I think I could if I needed to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Yeah, okay, do you think I could do?

Speaker 6 (01:07:18):
I have zero experience in this, I know, but nowadays
you probably could google it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
While it's happening, while there's there's crowning going on, whatever
they call it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
Usually it doesn't happen that fast unless I mean that,
you know that. Being said, maybe it can happen that fast.
Because my mom said she hadn't gotten to the hospital
when she did, my brother would have been born in
the toilet. So happened fast? It depends on your body.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Yeah, okay, Well here's it's a real story.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
I've read it this morning after I was kind of
infatuated with learning how to help deliver a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
There was a there was an airplane.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Recently. The pilot had to leave the cockpit and they
were over the ocean right going to Tiland, and I
think he had to go to the back to deliver
a passenger's baby while the co pilot took over flying
the plane. So let me ask you, if if gandhi,
if it's you and you, yeah, in a cockpit, would
you rather fly the plane or go to the back

(01:08:17):
and help deliver the baby?

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Fly the plane?

Speaker 14 (01:08:20):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:08:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
I mean that baby could baby without me?

Speaker 11 (01:08:24):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
Could I deliver the plane?

Speaker 13 (01:08:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Could you deliver the baby?

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
I I think so. I mean I think that it
just happens, right at some point, that baby's coming out
with or without me.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
That is true. But if there are complications, then we're
all in trouble. Because if it's like a breech bird.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
Yeah, I wouldn't know what to do with that plane,
any of us would we.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
I do have a little experience in that, but with horses.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
Yeah, what do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
You put the glove on, you go in, You gotta go.

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
You gotta turn it around.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
You gotta turn that Yeah, turn that baby around.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
With that aud When you're dilated ten centimeters. You don't
care whose hand go up, You don't care what's going on.
You just like, get it out of me. God, I
just want to be done with this, please, thank you.
And if you get an epidural, which you wouldn't get
obviously if you're on a plane.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
I don't take those with me.

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
Then you're like, who wants to check?

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
Go ahead, right, you don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
It's all good, Okay. I don't know you know you
for instance, I know that Nate, you you had EMT classes.
I mean, you guys watched videos on this stuff, didn't you.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
Yeah, I will say that is the one thing that
scared me was the birthing video. It's I mean, you
look at it. What's coming out of that that area? Yes,
and it's not physically possible.

Speaker 6 (01:09:38):
That's what it's made.

Speaker 14 (01:09:40):
It's made for that.

Speaker 23 (01:09:41):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Well, you think you can go in, Luca can come out.
I love the miracle of childbirth.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Slightly different from me, but.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
There you go talking about your microscopic penis. Why do
you do them all the time?

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
Proscopic? It's it's adequate. That's all I'm gonna say. I
want to hear about it.

Speaker 9 (01:09:58):
I thought it me yesterday, and so it's it's head.
Girls have a crazy measurement system. They see a three
inch cockroach, it's huge. You pull yours out and it's
three inches and you're like, oh, that's the smallest thing
I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Why, very valid. Okay, back to the conversation. He's got
a point though, exactly so scary?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Could you deliver a baby? What if it's just you
and the mother and it's just the two of you,
and you are responsible for making sure that baby comes
out safe and sound?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Can you do it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
I mean, if it's as easy as they make it
looking movies and stuff and on TV shows, then maybe
I would have a general idea.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
But something tells me it's a lot more complicated than that. Yeah,
you got to rotate the head or something.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
You don't have to rotate the head unless you know when.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
The head comes out, then you got to turn it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Shoulders get done.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
I would be in the ballpark, but I wouldn't I
don't think I would actually be able to successfully do it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
I think I think everybody here could do it. I
really do, because we read so many stories about people
just having one at home, having one on the side
of the road, having them all over the place. Once
it starts, it seems like it just, you know, does
its thing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I guess, as Danielle says, I mean, it's as long
as there's no like extreme complication.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Well, because my mom says, and pardon my French or
whatever this says, she said, oh, you because I'm the
third child. She said, Oh, you just felt like a
piece of poop.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
It was no big deal. It's like a poop, and
then there you were.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
It's like supposed to happen more and more star kids.
It's easier. They for some reason, the process is easier.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Well, she said, I became much more difficult later.

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
In life that I totally see.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Shut up, all right, just asking the class who can
deliver a baby, I guess we're all confident.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
If push comes to shove, as they say, I mean,
we definitely try.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
We wouldn't leave this person in agony, you know, trying
to deliver.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
I think scary would scary would run I would make
an attempt to run. They can attempt to try and
do the delivery. I wouldn't give the phone biblical cord though.
I mean you just take scissors like that, I guess,
and someone can They can take care of that in
post someone. Okay, someone will come in and trim that

(01:12:18):
baby up, right, I mean yeah, I mean okay, would
it be safe, Daniel?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
The umbilical cord is how long?

Speaker 6 (01:12:24):
I mean yeah, I mean it attaches from you to
the exactly.

Speaker 14 (01:12:27):
But how long is it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Is it like three feet?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
I ten feet?

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
No, I mean not ten feet. Is it safe just
to cut the cord and you know someone can come
clean up later.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
I remember when I was in getting having a baby.
I remember them saying to Sheldon, do you want to
cut the cord? And I guess they have it a
certain place and.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Then you got to pinch up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
I cut Cadence.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
All right, Okay, so we have Deandra online twenty she's gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Walk us through it. Oh finally we have a real
obg y n on the phone. Oh God, at you
you work in O b g y n. And that's
an and you've seen movies.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
That's a nice so Deandra, uh walk us through it.

Speaker 16 (01:13:10):
So I've worked in ob g U I N for
five years and then I've also had three kids of
my own. So when you're when you go into labor,
you start your contractions. If your water breaks, it means
that you're like an active labor. You should go to
the hospital or you should get to the hospital because
you're very close and you you can dilate from You

(01:13:30):
can dilate very quickly once your water breaks.

Speaker 13 (01:13:33):
But some people's water it doesn't break, and there still later.
So there are signs that you have to you'll.

Speaker 16 (01:13:42):
Know that you're in that process of giving birth. The
first sign is when your mucus plug passes, and that's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Like a hold on, hold on, mucus plug does a
mucus plug?

Speaker 16 (01:13:54):
Yeah, So it's it's like it's when it's when the
cervix like ruptures a little bit because there's so much
pressure down there, and that means that you're going to
start to dilate. You're going to be in the process
of dilating. Okay, so your music plug passes, there's pinkish,
bloody discharge and then.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Yeah, it's like it's like after a it's like after
having a bloody nose, like four hours later that mucus
plug comes.

Speaker 16 (01:14:20):
It could it could happened rapidly, or it could happen
the next day or two days from then.

Speaker 13 (01:14:26):
Yeah, like oh my god, You'll call your obg Y
N and they'll be like, oh, well, you know, you know,
just let us know when.

Speaker 16 (01:14:32):
You, you know, start having contractions and they're like ten
minutes apart, Like if you go to the hospital, they're
going to just send you home. They're gonna be like, Okay,
everything's fine, you don't need to come in yet. But
when you start having contractions, like and you're in a
lot of pain and they're coming and they're very very quick, you.

Speaker 13 (01:14:48):
Know that, Like you're having that baby within the hour.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Okay, we'll take it to the end. We got to
skip to the the dessert here. Like when you see
the head start coming out like that, it's time. It
it's game is on. So what do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Like how does that work?

Speaker 16 (01:15:05):
So if you're in a hospital, usually they help you crown,
like they'll help your cervice open up and they'll help
the head through. And once the head comes through, like
when you have your contraction, they tell you to push.
So once you have those contractions, you're dilating enough and
you should be pushing at that point. But then when
your contractions stop, you shouldn't push anymore. So they'll guide

(01:15:27):
you through. They'll tell you, okay, when you have your
next contraction, we want you to push with everything. Oh
my god, and then you're gonna push.

Speaker 13 (01:15:32):
The head is like the easiest part, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Okay, Well, well hold on to say DeAndre. This conversation
began as a could you help deliver a baby? And
with no experience whatsoever? So what is your number one
piece of advice for poor me who has to sit
there and help a baby come out of Danielle?

Speaker 14 (01:15:50):
What do I do?

Speaker 13 (01:15:53):
What you would do? Is there? You would literally you
have to be there, you have to be watching.

Speaker 16 (01:15:58):
You can guide the baby, not make sure the baby
doesn't you know, fall or okay or definitely like get involved,
you're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
They are slippery little suckers and you and hitting that
floor has got to make that splat noise. You don't
want to hear that, all right? All right, So so
guiding the baby, making sure the baby is safe coming out, well,
and then what do I do for Danielle? Just say,
you're on your own girlfriend, just figure it out.

Speaker 16 (01:16:23):
What do I do when you have when you get
your contraction, when you feel it coming, that's when you
push and push, push, push, and you just guide them.

Speaker 13 (01:16:31):
Through pushing, push with all your might.

Speaker 16 (01:16:33):
And once they push, the baby should be coming out,
and you just guide the baby out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
All right, excellent, Okay, so that's my job to guide
the baby and keep the baby safe. All right, done,
that's all I can do.

Speaker 14 (01:16:44):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
I can't do more than that, Deandro, that's all you get. Sorry,
But anyway, it.

Speaker 13 (01:16:49):
Doesn't clips right away.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
It can stay on, but you just got to stay
attached to the mom, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
No.

Speaker 16 (01:16:57):
Yeah, so the end is like the baby wifeline is
the baby's blood supply. It can stay on for I
mean so many.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
It's all like a like it's not like a charging
cord from my iPhone. I can't plug into someone else, right,
I mean, you got to keep it on the moll
all right. And then some people keep those things connected
for years. I've heard, but that's some other story. All right, Look, DeAndre,
we've got a roll, but you have enlightened us. Thank
you so much. I feel a little better and more
confident now in helping Daniell give birth to her next child.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
What's it?

Speaker 14 (01:17:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:17:32):
Though.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
All right, Gandhi, I'm gonna get some water and towels.
We're going in. Thank you, DeAndre. You have a great day.
Thanks for talking to us.

Speaker 13 (01:17:43):
Okay, have a good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:17:45):
Gandhi's keeping her legs closed.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
Legitimately, I just crossed my.

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
Legs like n.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I'm worn out just thinking about it. But if it happens,
I'm ready. Just guide that baby. That's all I can do.
The best I can do is help that baby stay safe. Okay,
it'll be good.

Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
Yeah, catch it, Let it hit the floor exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
You don't want to hear that noise.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Did you know Scary was at Wallboumbs.

Speaker 14 (01:18:23):
And his pants?

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
You duped yoursel It was summer, you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Duped yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
The grocery store. It started before that because I had
a mister Soft the ice cream shop and my stomach
started gurgling.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
So hold on that ice cream, I mean, the soft
serve ice cream. And what's that that chemical they have
in there? It makes people poo themselves want to finally.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Got to the dingy bathroom inside the wall bounds. Next
thing you know, there was no toilet paper. I had
to wipe my butt with my underwear and leave them
in a garbage can. And then I've walked away. I
have to go, ever, duke yourself called out? How what
by the way, we just ordered some fried.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
Trip speaking of and I keep scary.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
I can't stop laughing. I'm not even I'm not even high.
I swear to go. One of the day is you
duked yourself at? Call me now, if you duke yourself at?
Hold on, hold on, Hello, Sarah, Sarah, Oh my god,

(01:19:43):
you were so far upstate in all but in the
capital of our great city.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Of New York.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
So were you at wallbabus? Where were you when you duke.

Speaker 23 (01:19:55):
I'll never forget it.

Speaker 15 (01:19:56):
It was third grade computer lab and you're playing Oregon
Rail and I had to go so bad, but I
was so into the game I was too afraid.

Speaker 23 (01:20:06):
To ask go to the bathroom, So I just I
was wearing a denim dress.

Speaker 13 (01:20:09):
I remember it like it was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
So you were so into Oregon trail. You duked yourself, You.

Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
Actually got the dysentery, you actually.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Left an entire Oregon trail.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
And I love your wearing a denim dress, not a
forgiving material.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
I was reading my Dusters. So, Sarah, you were in
high school, right, I mean you pooed your.

Speaker 12 (01:20:36):
No, I was in third grade.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
We thought this was last week.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
I'm gonna be honest. When I was in third grade,
there was no sense invention as a computer. So I
don't I can't relate.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
But you pooed yourself in computer lab.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
Computers wors.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
What happened gets worse.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
What happened.

Speaker 23 (01:20:56):
So the computer lab monitor was the lady. It was
my friend's mom, so she obviously knew I did it
because I didn't tell anybody. And when we got up
and left, we all just got up and left, and
like she obviously had to clean it up, like she
obviously knew I did it, and I had to face
her for the rest of my life.

Speaker 12 (01:21:15):
She never said anything to me, but every time I
look at her, I'm like, oh, my gosh, I poop
my pant.

Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
I love a good story of a story of hope.
All right, Well, Sarah, thanks for listening and have a
great day.

Speaker 12 (01:21:29):
Okay, thanks guys, you too.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
I dare you to get Alex on the phone to
tell his poop story.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
I'm next.

Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
I bet he won't do you can You don't have
a phone.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
I don't have a phone. My phone's I think it's
my bad. I don't know call all no, kept come
on for me to break.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
A former host of mine pooped himself, which one dave
while he was on the air himself in a meeting
like forty something.

Speaker 9 (01:21:59):
I want you to call up if you pooped your pants.
And third, that's too average.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
He was grown.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
He walked out with paper behind his khaki shorts and
there was a streak.

Speaker 6 (01:22:10):
Having two kids and if anybody else against you had kids.
Sometimes when you laugh, a little upee. So if I
have to throw up, I pay you at the same time.
It's not peeing, but.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
I get it that it's horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
It's a pommet's.

Speaker 14 (01:22:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Remember when Graham Norton visited our show.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
I think that was scary.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
So Graham Norton, you know, the British the funnyest hell
British talk show host. He came to our show with
an assistant one of them left their underwear full of
poo in our trash can I'm thinking it's Graham Norton.
Are you calling Alex trying to remember his number? Ask
Alex if we can talk about the time he pooed
in the truck?

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
If poor Alex again? If you ever do yourself? Did
you get Alex on? Oh my god, he's not going
to talk. Do you want to talk about it?

Speaker 11 (01:23:11):
Talk about what?

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
So we went to lunch in Santa Fe. Yeah, and
Alex says, I gotta go home now. I said, go
to the bathroom. There's a bathroom here in the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
He said, no, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:23:26):
Well, first of well, we're in Santa Fe and the
high altitude messes around with your stomach.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Okay, okay, silly on everything. Yeah, there is that. Okay,
So go ahead.

Speaker 11 (01:23:39):
And one thing about me. One thing about me. I've
never did number two in a public restroom.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
My life, but you need but you were in such
a bad state you needed to do number three. So
we're one of our favorite restaurants. And he says, we
gotta go now now now.

Speaker 11 (01:23:57):
Yes, and so we Elvis goes, all right, let me
get the check. We get the check, we go to
the car and there's never traffic in Santa Fe, and
we hit all the traffic there is on the road,
and Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Starts cramping in the truck I'm driving, and then.

Speaker 11 (01:24:17):
I apologize and you said, why are you apologize? And
I said, because something's going to happen, and I'm very
sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
He duked in the passenger seat.

Speaker 11 (01:24:27):
Apologize, but I will tell you truck and I rolled
down the windows.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Can I tell you about the Okay, So our truck
has those seats that during the summer, you can push
the blue button and it blows cold air up into
your butt.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Anyway, go ahead, it's perforated seats. Go ahead.

Speaker 11 (01:24:48):
But then we pull up to the driveway and all
the landscapers are outside and they want to have a
conversation with it. And I'm like, Elvis, just get out
of the car, go go move them, Go get them
somewhere else. And I'm going to run in the house
and and clean up. Yes, And that's what I did.
And then I came back at and I cleaned the truck.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
He when decks the seat with the perforated you know holes,
And then.

Speaker 11 (01:25:14):
Next time we got in the truck, he picked out
the button and there was the smell going.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Yes, I pushed the button that makes the cold air
come out of the seat. Like a week later it
smelled like pooh shot out your charticles are poohing.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
All I love Alex.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
I love him too.

Speaker 11 (01:25:38):
Did you tell about Uncle Johnny in the liquor store?

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
So we went, why do you guys do it yourself
all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
So we flew into a palm spring in Palm Spring, yeah,
and we were into this beautiful house. It used to
be the Frank Sinatra. Frank Sinatra used to live in
the house. I'm like, look, we got to go to
the liquor store. We have no liquor, so we take
Uncle Johnny. Can you get logo Johnny the phone? Oh god,
we take a good Johnny to the liquor store. And
he's wearing white pants, right, Alex, he's wearing like white

(01:26:10):
linen pants.

Speaker 11 (01:26:11):
Yeah. But command though he doesn't wear he doesn't wear
under it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
So we're in the liquor store.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
It's it's me, Alex. I think whoever rep t all
mad or Jimmy drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Jimmy and Uncle Johnny and Uncle Johnny says to me,
I Uncle Johnny says, hey, I don't I don't don't
tell anyone, but I shudded. I sho and over and
like he's got brown stuff oozing out of his pants.
He says, I please, I don't tell. Don't tell anyways.
So you know what I do?

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
What did I do?

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
So everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
It's like a touch on everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
In the other stores. Uncle Johnny just shout at himself.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
He got so mad. He got so mad.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Was it coming out the top or his ankle?

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:26:55):
He was wearing white linen capri pants.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
And it was.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
We're gonna devote four hours to pooping yourself?

Speaker 14 (01:27:05):
What a show?

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
I think Uncle Johnny's dodging my call. I've tried three times.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
What's the what's the text?

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Scarity?

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
I was wearing a skirt, sitting in front of the
pit at a puddle of mud concert.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
And I had too much to try.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Oh my god, don't ever pull yourself at a puddle
of mud concert. Hey, Alex, I'm sorry. I left my
phone at home, so you can't text me. But I
love you.

Speaker 11 (01:27:27):
Okay, I'll leave mine too.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
That was that was a little passive aggressive, I found table.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
Do you need to be more responsib you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Should never pull yourself at a puddle of mud concert.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
I think that's a perfect place if you're going to
pull yoursel, that's to do it. Confuse people.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
What happened to puddle of mud?

Speaker 14 (01:27:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
I think I had one hit called blurry, and then
they had.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
One what hit hit? Let's go talk to daniel Hi, Danielle.

Speaker 11 (01:27:59):
Hill, how's everything in beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Lancaster, Pennsylvania. You know they hated this there when when
they put us on.

Speaker 11 (01:28:07):
I love you.

Speaker 12 (01:28:07):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 14 (01:28:08):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
So what happened Danielle?

Speaker 11 (01:28:12):
So?

Speaker 12 (01:28:12):
I was living in Texas. I had a small commute
twenty minutes.

Speaker 23 (01:28:16):
I drank my morning coffee driving around.

Speaker 15 (01:28:18):
And all of a sudden, I started feeling cramps. I'm like,
I can make it, got out of the car, started
running and I tripped.

Speaker 11 (01:28:25):
And when I.

Speaker 12 (01:28:25):
Tripped, I poohed myself.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
So, I mean, are you on the ground and pooing yourself?

Speaker 12 (01:28:40):
I mean, I'm on the ground crying, trying to reach
the door. It was horrible. I brought me back to
my childhood, I said, I was crying.

Speaker 14 (01:28:57):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
I'm so sorry, Danielle. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Oh pepsi, I'm a nice cold PEPSI just arrived.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
He's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
Burp and Duke Daniel, thanks for sharing that story of hope.
We love you more. Thank you. Can we just do
an entire show devoted to people pooing yourselves?

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Look, you know I don't drink carbonated beverages. This pepsi
looks so good. Hold on, Oh no, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Going to create your own story.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Oh that's so good. I'm gon.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
Oh do you feel better?

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
I can't believe they pay us to come in and
do this.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
They might not anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Hello, Jackie, how are you?

Speaker 11 (01:29:54):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (01:29:54):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Good morning. We're talking about and I'm burping out loud
and they pay for this.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
So what's going on? Jackie?

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Tell us your story. You're listening to qan or two.

Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
I am so.

Speaker 12 (01:30:06):
Today is my birthday and I actually duped myself on
the way to a keep job interview.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
First of all, happy birthday. So so you're going to
a job interview and duke yourself.

Speaker 23 (01:30:17):
I I was on my way, I was walking down
the street, I missed Judice fart and I shot myself.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Can we say the word shot?

Speaker 11 (01:30:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
I think I think the word shat is good.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Chat is good. So I missed, judge, she missed love
that you missed, Judge, she misjudged the part.

Speaker 5 (01:30:45):
Never I know.

Speaker 15 (01:30:46):
I called my friend for help and she didusted out
laughing and she wouldn't stop laughing.

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
Oh my gosh, well I heard over and throw my
undermarro away.

Speaker 13 (01:30:58):
But it was all over my screw.

Speaker 23 (01:31:00):
So when I went in to meet the person I
was interviewing with, I had to like always be facing
them so that I didn't turn out.

Speaker 10 (01:31:09):
Well, did you get it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Did you get the job I got?

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
We love you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Thank you for listening, Jackie, Jackie, Right, Jackie, have a
beautiful day, and let's try to control hold on a second.
Can we get back to the Puddle of Mud concert?
That was a solid act.

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
When Stefani Blake has music out today too.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
We're just sitting there one day and he's like, post
his throat and wants me to be on his song.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
I was like, what, Like, I've been waiting for that,
what about me?

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
It's the Mercedes Benz Holiday Love Celebration going on now
through January second. Learn more at MBUSA dot com slash
special offers.

Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Elvista ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
All right, let's say you're getting ready for work or
whatever you're doing. You take your shower, you get ready,
you brush your teeth, you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Do your hair, whatever. How do you decide what you're wearing?

Speaker 11 (01:32:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Have you thought about it? I mean there is a
method we were talking about. It's on TikTok. It's called
the sandwich method.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Have you heard of this?

Speaker 18 (01:32:23):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
You choose your shoes and your shirt or your.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Top at the same time, and then whatever is in
between the pants or skirt whatever, that's like the middle
of the sandwich, the meat of your sandwich. So it's
like your top and your shoes and then whatever's in between.

Speaker 6 (01:32:44):
I don't know I did to that last night. I
must admit, well, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
So what'd you do?

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
What kind of sandwich method did you?

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
I knew that we don't have any guests, so I
really didn't give you know two you know what's about
what I look like?

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
You look great?

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:32:57):
Well so I had I took a black T shirt
because that goes with everything, and I said, oh, I
have this this peach looking like a zippy and then
I have these sneakers that match. I'll take them off.
They have the colors in them seats peach. Oh that
matches my little zippy, So that I.

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
Did that lost?

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Okay, So what do you Okay, what's in the middle
of your sandwich?

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
What are your pants with jeans?

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Exactly? Because they're neutral, they go with everything.

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
That's that's that's how you chose to say. What about you, scary?
What made you decide to wear that today?

Speaker 23 (01:33:29):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
I do process of elimination. Do we have guests in
the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
If the answer is yes, I go to my button
down section because I have to wear a button down
or at least a polo.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Okay, So if guests are coming in, you need buttons
on your on your your blouse. If not, there's no guests,
and I don't impress anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
I go to the old ragged T shirt drawer and
I just throw on any old T shirt and then
I match the pants to go with the T shirt.
And by the way, my sneakers again, shoes get no consideration,
so I don't even real what the hell's going on.
That's all random.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
So you're way hold on your shoes don't match anything.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
You just don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
I feel like the shoes, it doesn't count. So these
shoes don't have to match because nobody else.

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
No, they do have to match, of course they do.
People judge people by their right. Yeah, it's really the
first thing people look at.

Speaker 14 (01:34:13):
Sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Okay, then I'm in trouble because I just don't want
any old shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Whatever I feel like, Okay, I have to stand, I
wear sneakers if I if I sit, I wear my
uncomfortable shoes, like right now about city?

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Okay? What about what about you, producer Sam? Because you
you always look so great, you dress up every day.
How do you choose what you're wearing?

Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
Usually it starts with one piece, or it starts with
my hair. It's one of those two things.

Speaker 19 (01:34:36):
Yeah, if I'm wearing my hair, like if I want
to wear it slicked back, or if I want to
wear a little buns or I want to wear it big,
and currently that affects the outfit because it changes like
the shape and the look of my face and the vibe.
So if it could start with the hair, sometimes it
starts with the shoes. But usually it's just one thing.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
Today I think I'm wearing the ass of the bread,
like I just didn't care about.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
The ass of the bread.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
So what you're you're saying is you find one thing
that you you kind of like, and the new build
around it exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
Whatever it is one focus, and then everything else follows.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Nate, what made you choose this ensemble?

Speaker 7 (01:35:07):
It didn't smell That's kind of all right, you should
be I chose because it didn't smell right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
And Froggy, what about you? What makes you choose what
you wear?

Speaker 9 (01:35:20):
I don't have any idea something I haven't worn recently
because I don't know about you, but you have a
closet full of clothes and I end up wearing the
same I don't know, ten twelve things over and over again.
And so I try to pick something and have it
worn recently, but then I'm like, you know what, I
think I did just wear that?

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Actually I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:35:34):
Plus I lay in my clothes all the night before
because we get up so early, I do won't to
disturb anybody in the house. Yeah, I put my clothes
the night before a lot of people do.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
That, and I've never really understood that, because if I
put something out the night before, I wake up the
next morning not in the mood for it. I'm like, nah,
the move last night, but not now.

Speaker 6 (01:35:49):
I put out two options. Likely if it's like a
I have to try a little harder option, and then
I don't have to try so much option depending on
how you're feeling in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Yeah, well, okay, so I went in the morning, I
choose the black T shirt I'm going to wear, and
then I build around it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
How do you choose which black T shirt because you
have so many?

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Well, it's you know what I I there is a
system I do I have, Like I think I have
close to one hundred black T shirts that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:21):
Simon from American Idol does. Doesn't he have all the
black teachers?

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
I think he used to. I don't know if he
still does, but no, there are somebody If I know
that if I'm going to work out later, I usually
work out in the same shirt. So I'll wear a
baggier black T shirt and then I'll come home or
if I'm done with my workout that goes in the hamper.
I don't wear it anymore unless I'm just in the
mood to be a slob all day and you know whatever. Anyway,
so think about that as you're getting ready today. How

(01:36:45):
do you how do you choose? We all have a
own system.

Speaker 14 (01:36:48):
I guess yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
I just like the shoes first.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
The shoes, really yeah, I like.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
I like to my shoes will make or break my day.
If I have a nice pair of shoes on that's uncomfortable,
I hate it. It makes me unhappy all day. So
I try to pick out a comfy pair of sneakers
that I really like, and then working outfit around it.

Speaker 14 (01:37:07):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
See, we all have a system. A couple of textures.
I put six outfits out each Sunday says this texture
Every Sunday, the week is done.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Another one says, I teach on Sundays, so I iron
and make five outfits according to the weather. It's like
people who choose what they're going to eat for the week,
and they go to the store and buy a week's
worth of I can't do that. I'd rather waste time
and go to the store every day because I just
don't I don't know. I can't CHOP's Thursday. I can't
think I had that far. Anyway, choose carefully today and

(01:37:38):
make yourself feel good about yourself. I mean by what
you decide to wear me. I wore one of my
favorite black shirts to make me feel good today. All right,
I want to take you someplace. Come with me, ready.
Yesterday went to this place called Back Road Pizza. I
liked pizza, right. I ordered my pizza. They gave me
that big steak with a number on it to take

(01:38:00):
to the table. You know, I was number seventeen. And
I went and sat down at the table outside. It
was under a tree and the breeze was blowing. It
was just a beautiful day. I just wanted to sit
there for hours. I was drinking an ice cold beer
waiting for my pizza to come out. And I'm not
really a beer fan, but it was just a perfect moment.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
It was great. Then the pizza came out.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I had a couple of slices of that brought the
rest home. But that moment I was having just with me.
I was in a happy space, a happier space I've
been in in a long time. From something as simple
as a cold beer, a breeze, chirping birds, sunshine, blue skies.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
It was great. So Gandhi says, well, there's a name
for that, that moment and what did you say it is.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
Yeah, they're called glimmers. They're supposed to be the opposite
of a trigger. So a trigger obviously sends you down
a bad path, it makes you upset. A glimmer sends
you down a happy path and makes you a little happier.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
In the day. Yeah, ice cold beer, pizza, blue sky's,
birds chirping.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
I was glimmered.

Speaker 6 (01:39:05):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
So when these things happened to you, you need to
stop down and recognize them because you owe that to yourself. Like, oh,
like Danielle for instance, like, is there something that triggers
you but in a positive way?

Speaker 6 (01:39:16):
Yeah, like in the fall, the smell of the air,
Like you know, it's like, I don't know what it
is about it, but if I go outside it on
an October day, it takes me back to when the
first time this is gonna sound crazy, I actually called
into Z one hundred in New York. I was walking
to college. It was a crisp October day and I

(01:39:38):
was on the air talking to whoever the disc jockey
was at the time, and it in my mind it
was the start of my career because they invited me
to come up and visit and I always remember the
way that day smelled. So when an October day comes
and I smell that crisp October air, I think of
it takes.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
Me back to that, and it brings you to today.
And here you are sitting in a chair into ze
one hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Wow, how wild? So how many years ago was that?

Speaker 6 (01:40:02):
Oh my gosh, it was scary? Nine twenty nine?

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
Okay, so third, okay, listen to what you're what's happening
in your brain. The brain's fabulous, by the way, something
that happened thirty years ago. A simple whiff of October
air is it's a positive glimmer. It's a trigger of
great positive things for you. Isn't that great?

Speaker 16 (01:40:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:40:27):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
I love that we do that. We all have one.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
What about you, Frog? You got one?

Speaker 9 (01:40:31):
When I smell suntan lotion and salt air together, it
makes me happy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Wow, I get that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
Summer right, yep, it is. It's it's a little thing
that's like in your brain. It's been there for years.
You can't really explain it. Scotty Bees is interesting. Scotty
Bee is totally glimmered. When he finds himself doing this thing,
tell him what it isn't having sex for the teddy berries?
Oh no, no, no, that was only okay, just check it.

Speaker 22 (01:40:58):
I like to sit out on the poor with a
big solo cup full of cherries being cherries and eat
them and spit the pits into the bushes. And that
that just makes me think of summer. It's such a
short season. Two cherry season is short, so I enjoy
it as much as I possibly can. And I love
it so much.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
So as we talk about these, you're thinking about your
own as you're driving to work at whatever you're doing,
you talk about this when you get to work. This
is actually a fun conversation, as simple as it is
as it is, what about you scary.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Top down on my way out to Montalk or to
the Jersey Shore and pulling over on the side of
the road for a lobster roll, having a lobster roll
and then eating that lobster roll?

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Is I'm driving and of just and just the breeze.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
That is a simple look at you. It takes you
just thinking about it is taking you to a place.

Speaker 14 (01:41:47):
What about you?

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (01:41:48):
Oh man? I love when I walk outside and I
can actually see stars because like living where we all live,
you can't really see any at all. So I get
really excited. I love there's a dog and it comes
over and sits with you and does that little and flops.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:06):
And I really like that first snow of the year
when it's actually coding the ground and you walk outside
and there's that silence.

Speaker 6 (01:42:14):
Because it's all I love that that first snow. After that,
this is the first one.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
The rest of one can go to hell sucks after that.
You're right that the snow, the snow has that well,
it sucks noise in. I mean, it's it's like soundproofing.

Speaker 13 (01:42:29):
For the earth.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
What about you, straight and Nate, Mine is.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Head no, no, no, Please disregard the jury, world, disregard
move forward, Move forward.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Nate, not my station.

Speaker 7 (01:42:51):
But my favorite thing is when you're driving and it's
usually in a place you've never been before, and then
you're just driving and then you happen across this vista
and it looks like a Vincent van go painting, and
you just realize, wow, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Such a beautiful world.

Speaker 7 (01:43:08):
And it's happens for just an instant and you realize
that this is everywhere there's so many different spots where
you're just driving or in nature and you just see
something that's out of a painting and you realize, Wow,
this is a beautiful world we're in.

Speaker 11 (01:43:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
I love that. So, I mean, like I said before,
as simple as these things are, they really are everything
if you think about it. These are the moments of
happiness you get if you're having like a really crapole
a day, you know, And it's like if one of
these things just kind of falls out of heaven and
hits you in the face and says, hey, but wait
a minute, here's something cool here. Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
You have to be aware of it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Line nineteen is Nicole. Let's go talk to Nicole.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Hey, what's up, Nicole?

Speaker 17 (01:43:49):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
We're doing really well.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
I don't know how we fell into this hole here.
But wait, wait, it's kind of an interesting conversation. Go ahead, Well,
what did you want to tell us?

Speaker 17 (01:44:01):
I love the smell of hot clay during this springtime.

Speaker 12 (01:44:05):
That's on a baseball field.

Speaker 15 (01:44:07):
It just takes me back to my softball.

Speaker 13 (01:44:09):
Playing days and it just makes me so happy.

Speaker 12 (01:44:12):
I don't really know how to describe it.

Speaker 21 (01:44:14):
But I remember my softball mitt smelling like it, and
it just makes me so happy.

Speaker 6 (01:44:19):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Yeah, you know, the brain slowly dies as we get older,
but there are things in our brain that will live forever,
and I'm hoping that's one that will live forever for you, Nicole.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
I love it. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 6 (01:44:30):
Yeah, I have a great day.

Speaker 13 (01:44:33):
By it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
I'm gonna go. Let me have a nice cold beer
for breakfast. I don't know, maybe not. I'm sorry. Was
that funny?

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show? Elvis ter Ran
in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Beans?

Speaker 2 (01:44:59):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:44:59):
Is that where we're.

Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
How did we get here?

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
I forgot okay, so I mentioned to the room, Oh yeah,
I'm trying. I tried to have a nice healthy dinner
last night. So I had beans, so, you know, a
very very like Mediterranean thing, white beans, saltat and a
little olive oil, you know, some garlic and put.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
Some shrimp in there.

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
It was really good. It was very filling. It was
very beanie, and yeah, you know, it gassed me up
a little bit. But a lot of people in the
room agreed. Beans are very good for you. Gandhi, she's
a bean lover. Yeah, I didn't know that about you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:32):
Yeah, I think beans are great, a good replacement for
meat at any point.

Speaker 6 (01:45:36):
And my health beans are big because of the Brits,
the big beans on toast.

Speaker 12 (01:45:40):
And all that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Oh yeah, and you know what they say.

Speaker 6 (01:45:42):
My dad used to say beans, beans good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
Fight's fart. Yeah, good for your dead.

Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
And Josh is eating them like five times a day, So.

Speaker 11 (01:45:53):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
Scotti Bee had a big old bowl of beans the
other day for dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
That was just a what kind of beans?

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
So many beans to choose from.

Speaker 22 (01:46:02):
They were b and M vegetarian baked beans.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
Okay, so when you get into the baked beans things,
you have a little more sugar in those, you know,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
Know, but you're still beans.

Speaker 22 (01:46:11):
And I love Look at Lima beans are my favorite
beans of all time. I love They're so underrated.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
I love them.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
A lot of people think lima beans are a bit chalky.
I like limas as well. I love those yaganti beans,
you know, the ones that are very like, very Mediterranean,
the big ass beans.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
We've gone on twenty minutes about beans, and we have
more to go. Yes, froggy beans. Being from the South,
I love butter beans. Yea, butterbeans chalky as well.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
They're good.

Speaker 6 (01:46:37):
Have you ever had the candy one like Boston baked beans,
the candy and the thing they're chewing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
Oh, I don't think those are beans.

Speaker 6 (01:46:45):
In my eyes, it is.

Speaker 14 (01:46:48):
Healthy.

Speaker 6 (01:46:48):
I'm going there, Danielle.

Speaker 14 (01:46:54):
You do you?

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
Danielle, you eat those beans. Don't let anyone bring you down. Yeah, yes, Nate,
beans go.

Speaker 2 (01:46:59):
The question is if you only eat beans and beans
only for that meal.

Speaker 7 (01:47:04):
Is that an issue? Because when Scotty Bee sent in
a picture, it was just literally a big bowl of beans.
There was nothing at company.

Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
I mean, you could put some some sort of flavor
in it, but I feel like a bean hoboesque at
that point. Right, beans have fiber and they have protein.
Beans or they're great, they're good for you, scary.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
I need for you to eat more beans.

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
It's funny you say that because I always took beans
for granted, and then one day.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
I stop there, stop there. It's funny you said that
I've always taken beans for granted.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
Yeah, because I'm gonna quote you.

Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
Yeah, And then I got I'm in the grocery store
one day, and I'm like, I need They said, I
need more beans in my diet.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
So I stopped at the bean aisle.

Speaker 14 (01:47:45):
I kid you not.

Speaker 3 (01:47:45):
I was there for thirty minutes because there's so many varieties.
I didn't know that there was, you know, kidney beans,
and then there's lime of beans.

Speaker 2 (01:47:53):
Here we go down the.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
List beans, the pinto beans, the red beans. I said,
don't forget the caneli cannellini beans.

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Room me for a curve, and then I started looking
comparing nutrition information for each one. I'm like, this one
has this much fiber, this much protein exactly. You know
you're doing okay with beans?

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
A texture just reminded us of our our duty to
come up with new interesting contests coming up soon.

Speaker 1 (01:48:18):
I'm thinking of a bean. Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:48:27):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Till next time. Say peace out, everybody, peece out, everybody,