FULL SHOW: The Day We Get Roasted

Things got messy today as we unpack a shocking engagement scandal, secret families, and single guys always carrying condoms. Plus, celebrity toilets, ways to game the system, and listeners roasting us in real-time!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Like the butt crack of dawn.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Daddy's buying today.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'm gonna come to your bedside tonight.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
My goodness.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Here we go, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
So have you ever been on vacation and you find
out that the toilet you've been using has been used
by a celebrity? Yes? Yes, scary.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
So I was down in the dr on vacation and
we rented a villa where people like Tiger and post
Malone state and I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, like,
this is awesome, this is awesome, and then I realize,
oh my god, I'm sitting on the toilet, and I'm like,
post Malone use this.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Toilet in the post Malone.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Stadium unless he brought his own seat.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yes, but I'm sitting there, and now I couldn't get
out of my head. I'm in the bed and I'm like,
oh my god, post Malone slept here. What did he
do in this bed? So I mind started wandering and
going crazy. But yeah, true story, But yeah, I kind
of didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Want to know celebrity toilets Well says nineteen l nineteen.
Is Alyssa you actually used the celebrities. Well, hello, you
used the celebrities toilet? Which celebrity did?

Speaker 7 (01:29):
So I used Rob Zombie's toilet, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
So where did this happen?

Speaker 8 (01:36):
That scary?

Speaker 9 (01:38):
So he's actually married to my cousin's cousin and they
were giving.

Speaker 10 (01:42):
Away some furniture that my cousin wanted.

Speaker 11 (01:44):
So I went with her with a U haul to
go pick.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
Stuff up, and we just kind of spent the day there.

Speaker 10 (01:49):
We had lunch there, and eventually, you know, I had
to go bathroom.

Speaker 12 (01:53):
So that's how I used Rob zombie toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Did you blow it up? You didn't blow it up,
did you?

Speaker 13 (01:57):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:58):
No, I didn't blow it up.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Was it clean or were there like dead bodies around?

Speaker 11 (02:04):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:04):
It was very clean.

Speaker 12 (02:05):
His house is so nice.

Speaker 14 (02:07):
There's so much like funky.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
Cool like dark art on the walls.

Speaker 10 (02:10):
And it's a really nice house.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
But it was very clean.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
All right. Well, good, thanks for sharing your celebrity toilet story.
Welcome to celebrity toilet stories. All right, listen, thanks for
listening to us. You go have a good day, okay
you guys, of course, love you too. Now listen to
this one. Froggy Online nineteen Christina Christina, tell Froggy, where
whose toilet you used?

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Toby Keith?

Speaker 13 (02:35):
Oh wow, you know the late Toby Keith's very sad
for me right now. But I had a friend who
found him before he became like a big star, and
it was if you guys remember Intrepid. He played on
the Intrepid back in like ninety eight or something like that.
And we went and I had to use the bathroom

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after the show, and we were waiting for the meet
and greet with him, and the manager was like, oh,
come on the bus and I'm like, no, I can't.
They're like, yeah, yeah, let's go, and I'm like okay.
So I was sitting on his toilet and I was
doing like the happy peepee dance because.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
I was like, God, toilet, this is so amazing.

Speaker 8 (03:19):
What am I going to take?

Speaker 7 (03:20):
I took nothing.

Speaker 13 (03:20):
But then when I came out, the band was there,
so I was having a beer hanging out with them,
and like, Toby came on the bus and I was
I got to meet him, like you know, had a
beer with him for maybe a minute, and that was it.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Wow, Wow, look at that.

Speaker 15 (03:34):
I have to use this toilet though, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I that's pretty cool. Because you also got to hang
out on the bus, which is like, that's your honor
to be invited to the bus. I love that. Great
story and perfect timing. Excellent, Christina, thank you, thanks for listening.
We love toilet stories.

Speaker 15 (03:52):
This is help me.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
This is how low we go, We go very low.
Look at the text messages. I used Ralph Mancio's toilet,
Roddy kid. My mom used Gloria Gainer's toilet in her
dressing room at the Apollo Theater. Wow, that's cool, that's cool.

Speaker 16 (04:07):
I used Chris Rock's toilet, remember, and then I stole
the toilet paper on Halloween. No, it was not on Halloween.
It was I went there for a meeting for something once.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
And I went in. He had the toilet paper and
it was gold ours.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
You remember.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
I ripped up a whole bunch and took it with me.
What did you do with it? I just kept it.
I was like, who has gold toilet paper? I thought
it was so cool.

Speaker 15 (04:27):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I know, but no one else is talking about this
on their show right now. I guarantee it. Another called
line twenty and let's talk to Nick. Nick did something
very unusual that we need to need to know. More
about Yes, Nick, what's going on?

Speaker 17 (04:42):
Hey?

Speaker 18 (04:43):
Hey, you doing guys?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Good morning, good morning, we're doing okay, Okay, whose toilet
did you use? Claire Beans Claire Danes.

Speaker 9 (04:52):
Yeah, I got contracted to instole appliances in her apartment.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
And I went in there and I wish.

Speaker 13 (05:01):
To use the toilet, and very well, it was in
her Manhattan apartment.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
See, I wonder it's sort of related to what you're
sort of related to what you're saying, Nick, How many
plumbers install new toilets in new homes owned by celebrities
and they christen them so they can be the first
to use them. We have heard that this is a
thing we have.

Speaker 13 (05:22):
Well, that's that's what happened.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
The plumber had put it in and.

Speaker 15 (05:26):
I needed to use this toilet. He said, well, we
just put it in and it's the only bathroom here.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
So I was like, you gotta do what you gotta do. There,
you go, you gotta do. I love that You've got
to do that, all right, Nick, Claire Dame's toilet. I
hope you're just listening. All right, Nick, thank you very much.
I love it. Thanks for thanks for taxing it. All right,
So who in the room because I've got a few
and they're gonna sound boogie. I'm kind of debating whether

(05:51):
I should say them or not.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh, of course you should say.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh well, first, Gandhia said she doesn't recall ever using
this celebrities toilet.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 19 (05:58):
I mean unless these bathroom around here count where like
a celebrity used our toilet and then I used it
after I've never done it. But I would like to
know which celebrities blew up our bathroom?

Speaker 11 (06:07):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Right, who else on the did anyone on the show
use a celebrity toilet?

Speaker 18 (06:11):
Yeah, I'm using Glacis toilet on his plane.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Okay, that wins the Boogy prize.

Speaker 18 (06:20):
Sorry I wasna airplane part out, but whatever.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's awesome it is.

Speaker 15 (06:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Well, I will tell you that there's a resort we
went to and we knew the lady who slept in
our bedroom before we checked in was Donna Tella Versaci Versace,
so I know I used her toilet. Oh wow, And
in the same resort. Next time we went, we stayed
in the same house that jay Z and Beyonce stayed in,
and we stayed in the primary suite. So I'm assuming

(06:47):
they used the toilet.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
The rumor is Beyonce brings her own toilet seats.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
So I don't I bet you know what. Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
But you might have gotten jay Z's.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
But maybe I know. When we stayed at the Hard
Rock in Mexico, we stayed in the Bret Michael Sweet
so I guess Brett I sat on Brent Michael's toilet. Nice.
We rented the old Frank Sinatra house in Palm Springs,
so we know at least he used that bathroom at
some point. So I was sitting there one morning going,
oh my god, Frank Sinatra used to Papa Squad exactly

(07:19):
where I am.

Speaker 19 (07:21):
And even if it's not the same toilet, your waist
is traveling through the same pipes.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yes, thank you for sharing. Yeah, Gandi is the ultimate optimist.
And then I'll say something And this was a little
touching for us. We stayed in Bruce Willis's old house,
so I know that Bruce had used this bathroom before,
and I was I kept wondering what it was like
for Bruce and his family to enjoy this incredible place

(07:48):
on the on the beach. You were there, Nate, right, Yeah,
you stayed in the guest bedroom, but one of his
daughters he was that toilet. I know how crazy is that?

Speaker 6 (07:56):
You're like, somebody sat right there where I'm sitting.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I actually spent a lot of time on the toilet just.

Speaker 20 (08:02):
For that very reason, soaking it in anyway, Baby Bruce
Willis was reading a magazine right here exactly.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yes, scary. What's up?

Speaker 5 (08:11):
We just got a text I used Limp biscuits, torbus toilet.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Oh, well, there you go. I think we've really wrung
all the juice out of this one.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Ever wondered what we look like? Do you think I
look in bed?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I do follow us.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
On Instagram at Elvis Duran Show Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
I have a question for single guys. You don't have
any well? And Josh, Yeah, where's Josh? Is he here?
And Andrew Josh, are you guys here? I read the
weirdest thing this weekend. One in eight guys always carries

(09:11):
a condom to a funeral.

Speaker 19 (09:14):
What capitalize on emotional vulnerability?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
One in four guys always takes a condom to a reunion.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, that makes sense. I get that.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
So my question is this, who is his condoms on them?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I feel like you should as a responsible dating single fella.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah yeah, Well I don't know because i've I've never
they're all having sex. So, mate, when you were single,
did you always have a condom with you?

Speaker 21 (09:51):
Not?

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Always?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Would you make sure you had a condom if you
were going to a funeral that would be the last thing. No,
So what I'm getting from What are you getting from this, Danielle.
If a guy always insist on taking a condom to
a funeral.

Speaker 16 (10:07):
He thinks he's going to get some anywhere he goes,
like that's a good place to meet single women or
people who are crying.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
And need you.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Oh yeah, vulnerable. They're vulnerable and Barney accorney to him.

Speaker 16 (10:21):
But you know those guys who have it in their
wallet for so long that there's the little outline, the
indentation of the condom.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
That was scary, a condom in your wallet.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
I mean it's been years, but I used when I
was single.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
I would go out regularly and I would have that
single that same condom.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Well, it never got used.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
But my question is this, for those of you who
take condoms to funerals. I mean you're like, oh, I
have to go back in the house and get.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
My condom, Like what is the rest of your life?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Like yeah, right, I'm just wondering. Like it's like, I mean,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I honestly, I could see Josh doing it. I could
see it.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Where is he don't know?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
We're wrong.

Speaker 16 (11:01):
Maybe we're missing something. Maybe it is a good place
to meet someone fond of trauma.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I think that is it. I mean, we have heard
stories from our listeners Danielle Gandhi who said they scored
at funerals.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I bet.

Speaker 19 (11:12):
I'm sure it happens plenty. I can see exactly how
it happens too. It's just to prepare for it is
something else right now.

Speaker 16 (11:19):
I mean somebody tried to set me up with their
son at a funeral, nah, and we wound up going.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
On one day.

Speaker 16 (11:24):
Didn't work, but she we found out about each other
at someone's funeral.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Here you go, so we're a wedding. You go to
someone's wedding. You know there's drinking going on.

Speaker 16 (11:33):
Oh for sure, weddings yeah, Oh, you always want to
sit at the single table with your condom.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Sure, sure, I'm gonna miss him. He was a nice guy.
What do you think of him?

Speaker 11 (11:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
It's nice? Yes, So you want to have sex? Sure,
let's go say goodbye, final Farewell, let's go do in
the car. How about the back of the hearse?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh, I guess sure?

Speaker 8 (12:10):
Hap it behind the headstone when you get to the funeral.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
That stone has a different mean, there's much better pickup. Well,
I brought a condom if you want to take a ride.
You know what I'm saying. Sure you want to call them?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
She sound like Betty Boople and mister Beale.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Here's something about her funerals that make me hearty.

Speaker 15 (12:34):
You know, he's not the only thing stiff at this funeral.

Speaker 16 (12:39):
That is a better line, though, Let's just crawl in
the golfin with him.

Speaker 8 (12:43):
Oh my god, come on now.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
I just don't know. I don't know. I think it's
kind of I like it. You know what I missed
the days when I was single I could go to
funerals and score.

Speaker 19 (12:52):
Yeah, bring your condom as as guys, were you weirded out?
Would you be weirded out if a girl had a
condom on her if she was carrying it?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Good? No, no, no, no, I think I'm ready to
go anyway, do you guys ever, like, just keep them
on and wear them just in case. I don't know
how it's days on. But do you know if anybody

(13:21):
they pulled their past down? The condoms already on?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
There's an episode of Dave about this great show.

Speaker 16 (13:28):
By the way, Wait, wouldn't it they like fly? Like
if you had it on ahead of time? Then when
stuff started happening, wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
It going like fly?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
I don't know, take out nine I've never tried. All right,
let me know.

Speaker 19 (13:42):
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(14:02):
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Speaker 2 (14:04):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis ter Ran
in The Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Hey, I love these God. I don't know if you
guys follow Medium at all. Medium is an app or
just a service that sends you a daily email, and
they are essays from writers who are from an inspirational
point of view or self help or whatever. I don't know.
I know that Gandhi and I love Medium, love it,

(14:35):
and so what they do is they actually pull essays
and short reads from other great websites you can go to,
like this one is coming from a website called on
the Couch. Seven signs You're winning at Live? Should I
test you?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yes, yes, Okay, let's see if you're if you're winning
it live. I mean, life is pretty hard sometimes, as
we all know. You get out of bed every day
and you sometimes you find yourself in this rut or
in this I guess some call it a groundhog day life,
where it's the same thing every day. You kind of wonder, like,

(15:11):
am I moving forward? Am I just doing the same
thing till the day I die? I mean, what does
it mean? Anyway? This writer Karen Nemo, she goes on
to give us some tips. Number one, seven signs you're
winning your life. Number one, you have a plan for
your future and you're working on it.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Do we have that going on.

Speaker 10 (15:31):
In this room?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
No, I'm already a loser.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
That does not mean you're a loser. It just gives
you something to think about, Like what's your plan. I
never had a five year ten year plan. I was
always intrigued by people who did, and you know what,
not having a five year ten year plan, I've done
pretty well. But I'm doing the same exact thing I'm
doing twenty five years.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
I feel a good plan.

Speaker 8 (16:02):
Elvis that it's still a good plan.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Job security, no, no thanks are I'm finally at this
stage in life and it's not too late to do it.
I'm starting to think about new ways to work my life.
So if you have a plan for your future, great,
If not, start working on it, like what I want
down the road. You know I was. I think that
was a mistake. I didn't do that, and now I'm
glad that it's not too late to do it. Number two,

(16:24):
you're winning in life. You don't waste time on entertainment
that's going nowhere. What do you get out of that, Gandhi,
What does that mean to you?

Speaker 19 (16:31):
I think it has to do with everything that you
take in in the day. How much time do you
spend on Instagram or Facebook or following other people's lives
and it's not really adding anything to your life or
even you.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Know, maybe trashy reality TV.

Speaker 19 (16:42):
If it's not adding to your actual life, maybe you know,
we can rethink it.

Speaker 8 (16:46):
Look, it's scary space. I wish he's shaking his head
like you.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
I'm a loser and it does not mean you're a loser.
Scary something to think about, So scary. How many hours
per day do you just flip down Instagram and just
thumb thumb, thumb, thumb thumb, versus going on and doing something,
taking action whatever.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
I'm not eating or working, I have my phone in
my hand and I'm on social media. Okay, even if
I am doing something else and I'm outside with my friends,
I have to pick up my phone and see what's up.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, I know, but that means you're not really truly
immersing in your time with your friends, and you're not
being aware of what's going on around you. You're not
stopping and smelling the roses because you're too busy, like
you know, to zipping through Instagram. All right, Yeah, so
just something to think about. Does that mean you're a loser?
All right? Thirdly, you're happily single or fully yourself within
your relationship. Very cool.

Speaker 8 (17:37):
Yeah like that one.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
That's a good one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
So whatever your relationship status is, single or in relationship, fine, great,
you're happy with where you are because you're still uniquely you.

Speaker 19 (17:49):
Yes, yes, I think that being yourself fully in a
relationship is really important and something to really think about,
because I've been in relationships before where I thought everything
was cool, but there was just a big part of
me that I never shared with that person, which then
makes you think, is this really a solid relationship?

Speaker 22 (18:04):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
The answer was no.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
If you find yourself doing nothing but living for that
other person and making sure they're always happy and they're
always comfortable, then maybe you know you need to spend
the same amount of time on you. So scary. I
think you're fully happy in your relationship. I feel good.
Don't feel like you're a loser there at all.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Umber four.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Of course you're listening to the list of the seven
signs you're winning it life. I kind of like this
Number four. You make an effort for important others and
just others, meaning you don't neglect your friends and your family.
You especially don't neglect them for people you know that
are either not great for you or you're not going
to be around in a year or two. Yes, who
is your core your core circle? Make sure you're the

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core five.

Speaker 8 (18:45):
I feel like a cool yeah yeah, Okay.

Speaker 19 (18:48):
I read a quote the other day that said, find
the person who makes it feel like walking into an
air conditioned room when you come in from a ninety
five degree day outside, And I was like, Oh, that's perfect,
and that's those are the people that may me feel
that way that I try to put all of my
effort into.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
And also this means people that you just come across
for an hour or two per day, maybe someone who
is working in retail or hospitality or something. The way
you treat them, you know, you don't treat them like
it says in this article gum under your shoe. No,
you treat them like they're human beings. The other day,
I was driving down the road and I did that
thing where I'm like, Okay, every single person driving a

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car around me here in this traffic, they have a
family at home, they have people that they love, the
people that love them, people who are dying to see
them right now, probably, and they are antsy because they're
in traffic because there's something they really want to see.
You start really truly thinking about the feelings of people,
even if you don't know them. It adds importance to
them in their lives and you respect them more. That's

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why when you see so many people hating on people online,
especially scary you see it because you're always online. People
who are throwing fits, all the people in the phone
stores and walmarts and stuff. Those are the people who
have zero respect for other people. Right, stop and think
you're winning in life when you have your addictions and
weaknesses under control. This could be porn, alcohol, drugs, food, money, shopping, emotions,

(20:08):
mood sex. All right, I need a little work in
this department.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I think everyone does.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Whatever taps your vulnerability, you have it sorted out if
you're winning in life, or you're working on it, not
in a vague way, but seriously working on it. This
article goes on to say, most most of all, you're
not allowing these things to interfere with your general ability
to function, your health, work, study, relationships, whatever. So if
any of the above porn, alcohol, drugs, food, money, shopping, emotions, moods,

(20:39):
and sex, if you have an issue with any of
those things in those categories and it keeps you from
doing the things you know are moving you ahead in life,
then maybe there's an issue.

Speaker 18 (20:51):
If a reminder of my phone to check pornhub, then
that's a problem.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I've never met anyone who had a reminder in their
phone to check Pornhub's that?

Speaker 15 (21:00):
Oh well, then I don't. I don't do that either.
Then I don't do that either. Hold on, there it goes.

Speaker 16 (21:07):
Do they like put up a new video that you
need to watch or a picture like how does it work?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
You heard? You heard?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
The only thing on this list that gets in my
way a little bit is it is alcohol, because I
can't drive anywhere after I drink. And so if you know,
if you once you have a glass of wine and
someone calls and says, hey, can you come out, well
I can't. It's the same as you know, I call
it a Nate, Nate, can you go out tonight? Why?
I can't? Because I have chicken in the refrigerator that's
getting old. I want to waste it. Okay. The ways

(21:38):
you're winning in life number six, you treat yourself well.
Consistently Loving yourself is not the goal. It's easier than that.
All you have to do is treat yourself as well
as you can respect.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Your said one. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
And finally you have something in your world that makes
you come alive. Not another person, but what what do
you just run across, you stumble cross, or you actively
seek out and you know as soon as you get
it in your in your sights or in you can
hear it or smell it, you know that the adrenaline
starts to flow and you become excited.

Speaker 16 (22:10):
Yep, puppies, puppy, puppy.

Speaker 19 (22:15):
I feel like I have so many. I mean, the
smell of the outdoors, like when it's about ter rain,
I love it.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I love being outside.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I love it.

Speaker 19 (22:21):
When I open a new can of paint, it smells
so good, like there's just.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
So much of food smell.

Speaker 16 (22:27):
How about the smell of a pool float.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Those chemical smells from new paint and pool floats, those
are going to kill you.

Speaker 6 (22:38):
Just videos, yeah, kitten.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Video, kitten videos. Well no, so, so make sure you
collide with these things that give you excitement every day.
Not not people people do the same thing, but the
things that you can kind of control and you can
actually you can run out to wall. Warn't buy a
pool float today. If you want, they can just snort
it right there in the parking.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Check it out.

Speaker 17 (23:04):
You're so appreciated and I love you.

Speaker 11 (23:06):
Guys so much.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
In the Morning Show, question, what little irritating habits do
you have around the house that really says a lot
about you? For instance, my habit to people get so
bent out of shapeover is I'll stop the microwave oven
like with two seconds left because I just feel like
it's been on enough. And I'll leave two seconds on

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the on the on the display, and I get yelled
at for that. Is that really that irritating?

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Is that bad?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
A monstrous kind of monsters?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, it's not monstrous at all. Someone checks it in
saying that her husband is the over tidier. She'll take
the milk out of the refrigerator to make cereal, and
but she'll turn around to get it and he's already
put it away. He's like, wait, I just took it out.
She But she is the shdder. She sheds things that
she walks through the house. Jacket here, sweater, their hairclips here.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
Oh that drives me nuts. Do not do that?

Speaker 11 (24:14):
Well?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
See that drives you nuts, Dad, yet, But what what
irritating habits do you have at the house. I'm sure
you have it your.

Speaker 16 (24:19):
Closet, right, I have to oh, yeah, yeah, my closet.
Oh you know what Sheldon hates. So my closet has
a mirror on it. But I have so many handbags
and you know, toap bags and stuff that it blocks
the mirror because they're hanging.

Speaker 8 (24:32):
So I open up his closet and I use his mirror, and.

Speaker 16 (24:35):
It drives him nuts because he's like, then I locked
the cats in there accidentally, and they scratched at the
rug to try and get out on poor I think
that is probably I get yelled for that twice a week,
three times a week.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
The cat the cat thing aside. I mean, at what
point can you own a mirror? You cannot use my
that's my.

Speaker 16 (24:57):
He says, clean your bags out, throw half of them away,
and then you have to use my mirror usually, right.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Why can't you use his closet?

Speaker 16 (25:04):
I don't understand what the because I cause issues with
the cats and then his rug is all ripped up
from the cats.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, where's that?

Speaker 18 (25:12):
He gets on your own closet and your own mirror
you use your stuff.

Speaker 15 (25:15):
He uses his way.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I'm sure Alex is still asleep. He's not listening. I
told you what he does. He'll he'll be like, Okay,
I'm gonna go ahead and fix stuff around the house.
He'll he'll pull all the tools out of the tool
drawer or whatever, and he'll leave them everywhere. He never
puts anything away, or he'll take the wrapper off a
new hammer or something, just leave the wrapper right there.
I have to tow all that away. It's it's irritating.

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So what other things are on this list? That? They are?
The irritating habits we have around the house that irritating.

Speaker 19 (25:47):
The people who leave dishes to quote soak, the people
who leave cabinets open, the people who take who eat
something and leave one bite or one sip left. The
people who instead of mopping, use like a Clorox wipe
and a foot Yes, you know all that I'm leaving,
leaving leftovers in the fridge way past their expiration date.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
All these things.

Speaker 16 (26:09):
How about the water bottles around the house. This is
what happens in my house with the boys. They take
three steps of the of the Poland spring and then
I find nine water bottles.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
This is why you should people do that? People? Yes, yes, scary,
which I object.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
I'm a dish soaker and I sit there, did the
dishes sit there overnight?

Speaker 6 (26:27):
And they soak?

Speaker 5 (26:28):
And I gotta tell you, the grime comes off that
much easier.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
In the morning.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Well, I know it. Sometimes we let them quote unquote
soak because we're just lazy. We could easily just I
soak them. I soak all my dishes.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Well, just wait till you read what this says about
your personality.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Scary, let's talk about it. What does that mean?

Speaker 11 (26:47):
You want to hear?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Let yeah, go ahead and connect the connect the dots.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Okay.

Speaker 19 (26:52):
So this says your ability to make life more difficult
is unmatched. Instead of handling something that's mindumbingly easy, you
choose to soak it in a rancid cesspool of procrastination.
By the time you make the decision to do something
about it, someone else has come along and cleaned up
your mets, which is what she wanted all along.

Speaker 8 (27:11):
Wow, well I.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Live alone, so I'm blaming myself.

Speaker 14 (27:16):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
So, which is in a text a clorox wipe and
a foot that's my sister.

Speaker 19 (27:22):
Oh, I would totally do that instead of mopping an
entire floor if there's just like one little spill in
a little area, Clorox lightfoot.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Who's Tara? She's online nineteen. Let's go talk to her. Hello, Tara,
how are you hi?

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Well, good morning? So what irritating things are going on
in your house?

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Okay?

Speaker 23 (27:45):
So first off, one thing that I gotta say is
what you said with Alex tools everywhere my husband one.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
My kitchen table has become his toolbox.

Speaker 24 (28:00):
But besides that, me, I walk with a heavy foot,
always have, always will.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
I'm not a big person.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'm five two.

Speaker 23 (28:08):
If that I like to give I pad my my height.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
Because I'm not very big.

Speaker 23 (28:13):
But I walk with a heavy foot, stomping on the
floor across the house no matter where I am, Like,
stop running, I'm not, I'm just walking.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Well. Good, at least we always know where you are. Hey,
let me ask you that someone just sent this text
in Tara. The people who leave toilet paper on the
counter instead of putting it on the roll thing, Oh
do you do that?

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Well?

Speaker 23 (28:34):
First off, you got to put it the right way,
with the paper hanging away from the wall, not into
the wall.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
That's amen, Amen, Amen.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
But yeah, that'll drive me nuts. Or you just use
the last piece and you don't put it on the roll.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
That drives me bananas.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
These are the little lazy things we do at the house.
But you know the thing is we can get away
with it at the house because no one else is
there to witness this stuff anyway. Best alert to you, Tara,
Well exactly, Thank you so much, and good luck with
your your tool counter on the dining room table. Hey
line twenties, Katie, she's got problems. You really open a

(29:12):
can of worms with this article? Hi, Katie? What's up?

Speaker 23 (29:15):
Hi?

Speaker 16 (29:16):
So that's something I do.

Speaker 13 (29:18):
But when I walk downstairs in the morning and I
walk in the kitchen and the cabinets are wide open,
and the dishes are next to the sink and not
in the think.

Speaker 15 (29:26):
That is my husband.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yes, I'll live with one of those two. You're not alone,
it's just that you're some pressing. Does that too?

Speaker 16 (29:38):
Do you bring them over to the sink and I
go watch this. If you just push it a little bit,
it goes right into the sink.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
It's so close?

Speaker 11 (29:50):
We empty the dish slasher and they just sit on
the counter.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
The cabinet's right there.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Put it in this cabinet.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
It's right there, absolutely all right, Well, thank you, Katie,
best of luck of that. Yeah, Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
So Brandon does the cabinet thing too.

Speaker 19 (30:05):
I will come down in the morning and every single
cabinet looks like a raccoon broke into the house and
rummaged for snacks. I don't know what takes him over
in the middle of the night. I think it's like
a tapeworm from hell. But he goes down there, eats
all the snacks and just leaves it.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
He's also the overcleaner, so it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 15 (30:22):
Oh right.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Text, When he opens a beer, he leaves it on
the stove instead of putting the can in the garbage
next to the stove. It's right there. People are complaining
about people like me who refuse to clear the timer
on the microwave. What does it matter? But what does
that matter? That's not littering, it's just a digital display.

Speaker 18 (30:44):
There's his two as well, and I can't see the clock.

Speaker 15 (30:48):
Then when I look in the kitchen, I don't see
the clock.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I see.

Speaker 19 (30:52):
Though, you're leaving another step for the next person that
comes along so that I have to clear your time
and reset their time.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And it's just monsters.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
No one.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
This is the microwave exept for me, But I get
yelled at it says two seconds on the microwave. It's
been there for all the whole weekend. Who cares? It
doesn't use extra energy, it doesn't hurt anyone. Yeah, what
what's up frog?

Speaker 18 (31:13):
Doing laundry and taking it out of the dryer, and
doing the laundry doesn't mean taking it out of the
dryer and draping it over the door that's swung open
and just leading it there.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yes, no, it doesn't laundry done.

Speaker 18 (31:25):
No, you can't just take it out of the dryer,
drape it over the door and go okay, I'm done.

Speaker 15 (31:30):
No, it has to go where it belongs.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Well, scary, I know, I was at scary apartment not
long ago. He uses his kitchen chairs as coat hangers,
And so you have like an entire season, an entire
winter of coats piled up.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
By March, my entire coat closet is piling up on
my chairs, one over the next, over the next, over
the next, over the next.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Oh line nineteen Lisa, Hello, Lisa, what's going on in
your house? Like extra well, doing well, but what's going
on in your house?

Speaker 14 (32:01):
It's extra irritating, Oh, irritating and disgusting. So my husband
when he gets out of the shower has to get
the big bottle of gold bond, opens his underwear, shakes
it in there until when I tell you the floor,
the rug, the wall, I actually now you. I don't

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even use our manster bathroom. I use the guest bathroom.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Wait, you know, you know we have quite we have
quite the optics, quite the visual of your husband just
pulling his underwear out. I was like shaking the pad.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
It everywhere shower.

Speaker 14 (32:41):
He won't do it as a walk and shower, and
wait till it gets out, so and then there's so
much in there, it goes up the back and then
he has it like straight up his back, out of
his back, and I yell at him.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
All the time.

Speaker 14 (32:55):
We went to we went to Costa Rica like two
years ago, and I asked him, I said, please, can
you do that in a shower, because when he did
it the first day, it was like just picture like
your cameratops full of flour and you make an indention
in there I walk, my feet are in his powder,
and so now I don't even use the bathroom. I

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just I have by everything set up in the guest bathroom.
I started like brushing my teeth and it is that
this gross teaste, and I realized this powder is going everywhere.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Now once you might hold.

Speaker 14 (33:29):
Yes, so when you walk into his bathroom, it's like
it looks like it's like three hundred years old, with
dust set everywhere. Everything's so.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
At least he's not scratching his nuts all the time.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
Well, you know, he says, my thighs get chased.

Speaker 14 (33:50):
Okay, that's fine, do it before you come out of
the shower.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Okay, okay. So it's just one of those little irritating Well,
thank you, thank you for sharing with us.

Speaker 19 (34:02):
What else, Oh, you want to know what the.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Habit says about you?

Speaker 15 (34:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (34:09):
Well, first of all, we talked about soaking dishes in
the sink. What about people who leave unopened mail just
piling up?

Speaker 8 (34:14):
Anyone here do that?

Speaker 9 (34:15):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (34:17):
Yes, Sometimes you're likely someone who doesn't check their voicemail
because it makes you anxious. You have an extreme fear
of the unknown, and you are marginally, if that, equipped
to navigate adult life.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Leaving kitchen cabinets open.

Speaker 19 (34:32):
It says you're made of equal parts courage and fear,
brave enough to start any old test that pops into
your mind, but too afraid to finish one god forsaken project.
You leave doors open in life in general, so you
never fully leave a situation. Your life is dominated by
what ifs, and you'll likely never learn to take definitive action.

Speaker 15 (34:50):
Oh God, how can you were doing that?

Speaker 8 (34:52):
Walk around with the cabinets open. Don't drove me nuts.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Crazy clo I mean, it takes no effort whatsoever to close.
My favorite thing is walking across the bathroom floor with
my bare feet and I'm like, what's that? And I've
lift my foot up and there's an old toenail stuck
to the bottom of my foot.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
No sick.

Speaker 19 (35:15):
If you want to know about the people who leave
one bite or sip, it means you're self absorbed in
a free spirit, too busy thinking about your own life
to care about anybody else's. Your fun is hell to
be around because you live in the moment, But when
faced with the consequences of your own actions, you claim
it's not your problem, when you, in fact are everyone's problem.

Speaker 8 (35:33):
You're a douche bag.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
That is, Yeah, someway. Apparently we bitch and moan about
the people that we live with that do these things.
I'm sure we do things as well.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I think I do almost all the things on that list.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
The microwave timer is and when I'm guilty. But I
don't see what the problem is with that still. I
just I just don't.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
The Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
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the extra mile, from testing their vehicles in desert heat
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Speaker 2 (36:15):
Elvis d ran in the Morning Show. Elvis ter ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
So Nate approached me yesterday and said, you know what
this list is for you? Yeah, so I looked at
it this morning. The headline is fifteen reasons why the
older you are, the more you hate everyone.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
So true.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
See, okay, see you're all younger than me. But I'm
telling you, if you're not feeling these things now, Froggy Danielle,
you will Gandhi scary, you will oh God.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
The older you.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Get, the more often people let you down, okay, and
have let you down. As you age, you become more
or burned out. Have you noticing this these things with me?
I'm guilty.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
I don't feel like you're burned out.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Number three you learn over time that people ruin all
the coolest things.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yes, that's true.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Do you ever find yourself saying I hate people?

Speaker 6 (37:18):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, because they run on the gun stuff like earth.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
They destroyed it, they did.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Number four You find that most people you meet are
boring as hell.

Speaker 21 (37:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, where did we get this? We gotta give them credit.
We'll find out. Yes, I find a lot of people
are boring. Number five you discover that ninety nine percent
of the people you meet are total fakes.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Also true.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
They sugarcoat things that shouldn't be sugarcoated. They don't tell
you the truth. When you're my age, Danielle, you'll see that.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Okay, did you write this list?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Number I'm living it. Number six you realize that dealing
with people's drama is exhausting. Oh yeah, I'd rather be
alone or hiding under my bed than deal with your bs.

Speaker 8 (37:59):
I'm with you with that.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Oh, this is one I've definitely learned this past year,
and maybe you have as well. You become more introverted
as you age. Yep, my batteries are charged up. When
I'm alone, I want to put.

Speaker 16 (38:11):
A big bubble over the house. Let certain people into
the bubble.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Number eight fifteen reasons why the older you are, the
more you hate everyone. Number eight as years past, you're
tolerant for people judging you and telling you what to do.
Shrinks to zero. Oh yeah, hey, Elvis, I think you
should shut up.

Speaker 8 (38:27):
Yeah, don't care what you think.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Number nine may not be true or not, but you
sure feel it. The longer you've been alive, the worst
people treat you in general. When you're a kid, everyone
coddles you and loves you. When you're older, like, bam.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
That's true.

Speaker 19 (38:41):
You get away with all kinds of stuff as a
kid because you're cute, and as an.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Adult it's weird. If you like dinosaurs, it's true.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Number ten. By the time you're thirty, you realize that
your pets are more mature than the people you hang
out with.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Number eleven. There's a certain point where you just can't
deal with people's shallow behavior. I know, I feel that way. Twelve.
People have really messed up expectations about how others should
treat them versus how they treat others. Oh yeah, we
live in a whirl full of a holes. That's why
we have to get together every morning so we can
be our own little a little click of a click

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of a hole. Number thirteen. When push comes to shove,
Getting older also means you realize that most people just
aren't worth your time. Number fourteen. As you get older,
you become more stressed, and you might become a little
more depressed as well, And I'm feeling that a touch
of that from time to time. And finally, as you
get older, you might develop some sort of social anxiety bingo.

(39:41):
I hate you, I hate all of you. To be
perfectly honest, I love people, and I love the people
I work with every day, and I'm blessed. But you know,
every once in a while, when you see the news,
you hear about what's going on not only here but
around the world and how people treat each other. Yeah, yours,
like God, there's no escaping it. So you have to

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make your own circle of sun. You got to. You
have to bring in only the people that you love
and trust and the ones you don't stay away?

Speaker 16 (40:10):
Right, you want to come in my bubble that I'm
going to get for the house.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
I mean this big white bubble.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I'll be nice.

Speaker 8 (40:16):
It's going to be over the house. I'm only letting
in like certain people. That's all.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I found that online on Elite Daily Elite thank you. Look,
I don't mean to be like a mean old bastard,
but you know what, it's okay. I think it's good
for us to be in touch with these feelings where
we're disappointed by other people. But at the same time,
you know, give credit to those who bring light into
your life. And I'm sitting in front of five or

(40:39):
six of them right now. Who's that?

Speaker 6 (40:41):
That's Kelly?

Speaker 17 (40:41):
Hello, Kelly, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Good morning. Are you here to be sunshine or be awful?

Speaker 9 (40:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Awful?

Speaker 10 (40:51):
I hate people.

Speaker 8 (40:55):
You can come into the bubble. Do you want to
come into the bubble.

Speaker 17 (40:59):
I would love to have a big bubble, a work bubble,
a home bubble, many bubbles.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Look, you know, let me, may I translate. I don't
know if this is this applies to you, but I'm
hoping it does because it does to me. I don't
hate people. I just have higher expectations from people than
I should have. My dad used to tell me when
I was a kid, Kelly, lower lower your expectations of people,
and you'll be better off. And I don't think we
should do that, do you. I mean people should be cool.

Speaker 17 (41:27):
Yeah, no, I don't think you should have to lower
your expectations. But I think we expect more out of
people that we a lot of times are let down.

Speaker 22 (41:34):
My mom wake up to Elvis drain in the Morning show,
exactly right.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yeah, so the problems hours then, are we expecting too much?

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
No, it's everybody else for.

Speaker 10 (41:45):
Sure, exactly.

Speaker 17 (41:47):
I got to blame everybody else but Kelly.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
On the other side of that, don't you have people
in your life that are Thank God I have them
in my life. I mean they are the people that
bring the light in Oh.

Speaker 17 (42:00):
You always have that one special friend. And of course
then you have your family. I'm married with two children
and love them to death. Without them, life would really
be miserable.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Okay, is this why we all agree on this statement.
The older you get, the less friends you have.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (42:15):
Oh yeah, you whit you know, you whittle away the
ones that are, like you said, that are fake and
you find out as you get older that that's one
hundred percent true and.

Speaker 19 (42:24):
It's not a bad thing. I think it's actually a
good thing. Like when I heard that when I was younger,
I thought it sounded sad, like, no, I'm not going
to have any friends when I get older. But then
it's like no, you realize you're going to have the
good people in your life, and then it's so much.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yeah, well, tennis places, you.

Speaker 17 (42:39):
Don't want them in your life anymore. So you move
on and you become actually a happier person. You learn
to love yourself and love everybody else for what they are.

Speaker 16 (42:46):
The tennis place, we the soccer bubble, Like there's those
big white bubbles and then like you go inside and
there's a turf field. Whenever I just keep thinking, I
put trees in there, some oxygen.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
You can't. Okay, in reality, you can't do that.

Speaker 8 (42:59):
I think I can.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Okay, that's Georgia.

Speaker 17 (43:04):
In soccer, and that's a lot of the drama. Parents
or just have lost their minds these days. They all
think their children are going, you know, to play US
national team. So that's pretty fun.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
You said that, Okay, So what should we do differently?
Because I must admit I do get some sort of
weird satisfaction going online and seeing Karen's yelling at people
in parking lots and stuff. But at the same time,
I'm like, gosh, where can we slither off to to
get away from that? So we need to find a
way to regulate it in our hearts and in our
minds and souls and and understand that that's that's going

(43:36):
to that's going to be our life for the rest
of our lives. So we need the balance with the good.

Speaker 8 (43:41):
So how many times a day do you say? What
the hell is wrong with people? Every day?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
All right? Kelly?

Speaker 12 (43:48):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I hope you have a great day to day and
not every.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
I love you guys.

Speaker 17 (43:52):
I've listened to you for years and years, and honestly,
I'm a nurse practitioner. You guys kept me saying so
thank you very much.

Speaker 10 (43:57):
I appreciate all of you.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Ah, you just admitted being sane. How's that going for you?
Hight I'm with it, Kelly, thank you very much. It's
a pleasure.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
All right?

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Scary? What is your phone tap all about?

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Said the emailed us wanting to phone tap her husband John,
who's obsessed with shoveling snow as soon as it falls,
and no matter how much or little is out there.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
He's neurotic about his property.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
And last time they had a storm up north, they
came by with the plows pushed all the snow back
in front of his property.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
He's filed a complaint with snow removing people, and he
has not heard that. All right, guess who I'm going
to be.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Let's head up north, as you call it, for a
little a snow stap, a snowtap here, let's listen to
a scary's phone tap.

Speaker 11 (44:49):
What going on?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
You're not going to believe it?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Well, the Department of Sanitation.

Speaker 16 (44:53):
It is a truck.

Speaker 10 (44:54):
And he keeps going around the block again and again
and again.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
You're going with the same and.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
The car it's all covered up again.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
He gets one packed again, the same truck, same jock,
same jock.

Speaker 15 (45:04):
Say right, god, I know, I know, I.

Speaker 12 (45:07):
Know you work so hard.

Speaker 16 (45:08):
I mean either he's been out there.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
For three all off the guy.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Okay, I want to talk to him.

Speaker 9 (45:11):
I want to light this one. Okay, don't let him go,
all right, he's coming down the tea, Go go, go go.

Speaker 15 (45:18):
I'm not there.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
I want to talk to I wanted, I want to write.

Speaker 9 (45:22):
I am so sick of cleaning up that day.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Get him put on the phone.

Speaker 11 (45:28):
Now, what do you want?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
What emergency?

Speaker 6 (45:32):
What's going on?

Speaker 14 (45:33):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (45:34):
You hear me?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
What did I do? What's going on?

Speaker 21 (45:36):
What do you?

Speaker 11 (45:37):
What do you?

Speaker 22 (45:37):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (45:38):
Is this your hell?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
What's your bad?

Speaker 6 (45:40):
Bruno?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Brut what does the matter?

Speaker 21 (45:43):
You are?

Speaker 3 (45:43):
You're the guy? Are you the guy that you? Is
this your route?

Speaker 21 (45:45):
Do you do?

Speaker 5 (45:45):
You do you work this route regularly?

Speaker 21 (45:47):
Do?

Speaker 5 (45:48):
I'm tired of firing a dozen complaints with the pop
in sanitation and never getting in an ass up to
answer me.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Now you're the one. Hey, you listen to what I
have to say. Bruno, Okay, you have been covering my
car every time you while the neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
I am tired of shoveling, insulting my driveway and then
have you pile that in front of my house like
they get.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Out of my house?

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Do you know you almost got me suspended?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
You should be suspended, you son of a bitch. You
have no right to cover my driveway like this. I'm
so sick of you're going.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
There because you live on the right side of the
street and the plow blades face to the right. If
there's snow in the street, it's going on your property.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
You sunt up bit. I'm on my way right now.

Speaker 16 (46:25):
I'm fifty minute, I kick yours.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
This is four storm's worth of slush and snow and ice,
and this car has been sitting here the whole time.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
So I want you to move your car.

Speaker 15 (46:33):
All that I have said, sick powers get in my
car out.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
After you've buried it, and you've done it from the
fall time, talking to every car on my street.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
It's got stuck couse.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Of you people keep throwing snow into the middle of
the street. I'm coming by with my plow. I'm sorry
if your car is in the way, but I gotta
tell you right now, I got to remove the rest
of this snow, so your car's.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Gonna get done.

Speaker 15 (46:52):
I have the right.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
You don't have the right to do that to people
who live in this neighborhood. You do not have the right, okay,
And you don't have a right to comple to my
superiors about the job I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
I want to talk to you no more.

Speaker 15 (47:03):
I'm gonna do there ten minutes to get.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
My wife on the phone.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Now, gonna write you guys up here, take your phone.
I gotta get back to work.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Oh he's really pissed off.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Where's it going?

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (47:12):
Oh my god, you just got the snuff and it's
just this is luck and he's pushing it back up
the street.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
What he's pushing it all back into the street.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
We put you back.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
Oh, here he comes.

Speaker 15 (47:25):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
I have.

Speaker 12 (47:31):
I to do the top ray you don't have it.

Speaker 11 (47:34):
You gotta calls.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
I want you to look all the breeze.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Okay, all right, Yeah, I got my eye.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Suck it.

Speaker 10 (47:42):
I'm gonna being five minutes.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
You keep him back, I'm gonna be a proct You
tell you.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Want to keep him for a hundred dollars, I'll dig
your car right out for you.

Speaker 9 (47:50):
Why am I talking to you?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Get my wife on the phone right now.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
You've been phone tapped, even phone tapped John John's Scary
Jones in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
No you love me, John, you love me? You love
your wife.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I can't believe you.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Elvis Dan's phone tap.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the morning show.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Okay, I don't know who on the show did this,
but I want to thank you, But don't fess up.
Someone sent a text in and said, hey, w t
e F what's up with this show? It sounds like garbage,
and someone sitting back a text you know what's up.
We're blocking you, that's what's up, and they bothered.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I don't want to know who did it, but I
thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Can we say if we didn't do it, because we
know we're the suspect.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Did you do it?

Speaker 4 (48:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Okay, I don't want to know. It doesn't matter. Okay,
So here's my point. You're gonna take the time to
pick up your phone and texts that come at us.

Speaker 22 (49:02):
Yeah, it's not nice you first of all, and your
family and your pets, not the pets, and whoever whoever
pumped gas into your car last night, f them too.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Yeah, Nate, what it.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Wasn't even that good of an insult, to be honest
with you, it was. People have come at us much harder.
Yeah exactly. Oh yeah, that's why we now have a
new segment on text only. It's called come at Me Pro,
which is basically another day in the life of Gandhi
on social media.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, that's okay, I can take this.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Let's go all right, So come at us. You now
have just a few moments where you are allowed to
come at us on text at fifty five one hundred.

Speaker 8 (49:44):
I think you should put a time limit on it though,
Like tell me what time.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Yeah, anyone who comes at us, Bros. Any bros that
come at us after seven thirty East Coast time, you
will be blocked.

Speaker 21 (49:53):
You have.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
You have twenty minutes to come at us.

Speaker 8 (49:58):
Come at us.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Here we are sitting a golden tower awaiting our pizza
to be delivered. Yeah, life is good for us. We
can take a little bit of heat. So come at us, bro.
Text and data rates may apply, Bro, So come at
us at fifty five. What's scary?

Speaker 4 (50:13):
They say?

Speaker 5 (50:13):
It's always good to vents. So this is like a
therapy session for everybody listening.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
This is beat us to make yourself feel better. No,
all right, I'm waiting waiting for all the bros to
come at us. It here you go play some f
and music. Here we go here we go. The bros
are coming at us. We can laugh and laugh and laugh.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
What Elvis, you've got a case of botox face? I do,
I do?

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I don't know you're talking about. They're blocked. They're blocked
on mine but not yours. I know, but why is
it not blocked? That means they were blocked at one point? Bro,
you suck? What what? None of your voices match your
goofy faces. That's why we do radio.

Speaker 11 (51:10):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Let's see. You guys are the best, no matter what
anyone says. See that's not fun. You're not you're you're
you're two nice. Come on, bro, come at me.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
We appreciate you that.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Your mom is a monkey. Oh thank you, My mom's
passed away. But I appreciate that. Scary looks like the
kind of guy who would pay for a hot girl's
fart over the internet. Come at us, bro fifty. This
is the text number. Oh my god, your show is

(51:50):
nothing without Greg Tea. Okay, thank you texting us. I
can give you his address if you want to go
follow him. Stf you put the music on. You guys
are bitches.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Oh my god. They were coming in so fast and furious.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
The keyword is furious, come out, his come out, his
pro You know what, I'm gonna give you like seven
more minutes and then we're gonna start walking around. My
deaf son even hates Daniell's laugh Yondi's voice is annoying.

Speaker 18 (52:30):
Foggy doesn't do jack S word. He sits at home
in Florida. I'm in a studio, your dumb ass.

Speaker 8 (52:37):
Hey, you can't go back at them.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I can't say anything.

Speaker 10 (52:41):
You can.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
What what is a five out of ten?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
There you go. I've heard better music at a funeral?
Says this.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Oh god, he looks like piglet at first Lance.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Wait, wait, which which.

Speaker 16 (53:00):
Your late night show host does this where they have
him read their.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
What?

Speaker 6 (53:10):
What does Nate seem like the guy that would judge
his own kid?

Speaker 8 (53:15):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 15 (53:18):
I like the people that think they're blocked but they're not.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Oh my gosh, Daniel needs to do her reports without
saying uh, I don't think so. Daniel's laughing so irritating,
like nails on a shockboard. Also, I'm not a bro,
I'm a hoe. Okay, oh boy, yeah, there's something's so
bad we can't read the Froggy looks like the creepy

(53:46):
old bus driver that you wanted nothing to do with. Okay, good,
Nate looks like a murderer if you bro in your
stupid segments. All right, it is great, Come at us,
bro No one wants to touch this.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
They were done for at a time. Join us again
as we get together for another session of come at me,
brok you. That was a good idea there, Nate. Nate
had an idea.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
What they're still coming in?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
I mean, we gotta let you go to your microphone.
You have a microphone over there. Why are you coming
to mind? This is? This belongs to scary in me.
El Miss's voice is too smooth and sexy for his appearance.
Oh thank you.

Speaker 8 (54:34):
That's like one of those poop that.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Is that's a crap sandwich. It's like a compliment, and
a dig would use it. Nate would use his own
child to shield himself from harm. That's my hatred for
Elmo has grown because of Danielle.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
I hate you.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Scottie Be looks like he spells like cat pee.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
I sometimes do.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Wait, here's someone who says, don't block me, all right,
I'm gonna block them.

Speaker 15 (55:06):
No, don't all right?

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Yeah, they're coming fast, fast, and furious.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
All right, Oh what.

Speaker 19 (55:16):
Someone got Danielle and I in one text. Danielle's laugh
is of noxious and Gandhi's a bitch.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Come at me, bro? What's this one? Right here? My
deaf son can't stand your guys laugh.

Speaker 15 (55:33):
You already used that joke. Find a new one.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
No, no, this is another one. A lot of deaf
kids have parents that listen to our show.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
Who knew?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Please be Helen Keller and talk with your hands and
play some music.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
Wow, that's rude. That's not nice.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
Scary smells like expired mustard and onions.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Onions, Yeah, mustard, just mustard expire. All right, I think
we're done. From now on, all insults will be blocked.
Thank you for playing.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Come mat me Burrow Elvis ter Rands After Party.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Okay, Danielle, if you're gonna go.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Topics you've never here on the air, Oh God, get
away from Katy that listen now on the iHeartRadio app
or wherever you.

Speaker 9 (56:22):
Get your podcasts.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
It is the what is it called.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Elvister Rands After Party? Ask for it by names Elvister
in the Morning Show, Elvister, Elvis ter Ran and the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Quick Question, I want you to think about it. What
is something you thought would be really easy to do,
but when you did it, it was the most difficult thing.
Just think it through. Okay, we've got a great text
from Wayne. Hi Wayne, Hey, Elvis, how are you doing well?
So Wayne is with Kristen and Uh. They're driving from

(56:56):
Saint Louis to New Jersey with a cryotherapy chain. We're
in the back of their giant trailer.

Speaker 15 (57:02):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
This is a first for me talking to someone who's
driving across the country with the cryotherapy chamber. What's going on?
Why are you doing this?

Speaker 9 (57:10):
It's the first for us as well. We never drove
trailer before, so it's really fun. We're doing this because
cryotherapy can help in so many ways. It helps people
struggling with addiction, people with pain, a holistic way to
help heal. We work with a lot of people who
struggle with rheumatoris writis, which is why I opened it.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
For my mom.

Speaker 9 (57:31):
She was on multiple medications, had mobility issues, and within
three sessions she was doing amazing. They're only three minutes each.
We work with a lot of people with addiction as well,
and it's simply amazing because you boost so many endorphins.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
While you do it.

Speaker 9 (57:46):
We are eight hundred calories in three minutes too.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
So cryotherapy, if you're wondering what it is, I mean,
imagine pumping into a coffin, right sort of with.

Speaker 9 (57:57):
We cooled, We cooled the body teamber. We called the
body Temp're down about thirty degrees.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Right, It's a coffin filled with cold water, and you
close it. You stay warm.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Are you say dry?

Speaker 15 (58:07):
It's completely dry?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
It's dry. Oh it's a cryotherapy. Was what's the one
with water? I'm thinking, what's the other one?

Speaker 6 (58:14):
A cold funds? You're thinking a cold.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Fun well anyway, So okay, back to cryotherapy. It's a
it's a dry coffin you close.

Speaker 8 (58:21):
Not the thing that they said Walt Disney.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Was no, no, no, no no. That's where they cut
his head off and freeze it.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
So you're not cutting people's heads off and throwing them
in a freezer, are you, Wayne?

Speaker 21 (58:35):
No? Not yet?

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Okay, So cryotherapy describe Describe the chamber in Layman's terms
so we can understand. Go ahead.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
It looks like a stand up tanning bed that your
head sticks out of, and then we fill it with
nitrogen gas. The nitrogen gas cools the body temperage down
about thirty degrees, taking away your pain and inflammation.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Right, inflammation is what's killing us. Inflammation is the killed.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
The cause of most disease.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
So what is the one where you float in the
water that's a float tank? Isn't that sensory deprivation? Is
that what you're thinking of? I don't know, I'm so confused.
Are you thinking of the Cold Play? And what's the
thing Daniel is talking about where they cut off Walt
Disney's head and do it in a freezer?

Speaker 7 (59:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
That they liked, you know, didn't they like cryogenics? And
so it's cryo but not therapy, just genics. Yeah, you know,
you don't want to get the address of that appointment.
Uh okay, But there's more to this story. So Wayne
is with Kristen and they're driving from Saint Louis to
New Jersey with the cryotherapy Uh chamber in the back

(59:34):
of a trailer. You've never driven a trailer. You're coming
to New Jersey, the East coast. Now why are you
coming here? Are you starting a business here? Oh?

Speaker 6 (59:42):
Yeah, we have a.

Speaker 9 (59:43):
Store in Asbury Park called Cryo Lee, and we're opening
another store in Red Banking Jersey and we're doing this
because it's mobile so we can bring.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
It to you.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Oh wow.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
So our goal, Yeah, our goal is.

Speaker 9 (59:54):
To be able to go to like corporation and do
corporate wellness and then bring into schools and do character building.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
But I know, but you're doing it down the Jersey Shore.
This is something Snooky should have been a part of.
She could have used it. We love Snooky anyway, So
I love this. I love that you're starting, that you're
growing a business, You're going to a whole new part
of the country, You're you're traveling with a trailer behind
your truck. I mean, you're doing a lot of firsts.

(01:00:20):
And I think that's what we should all be striving
to do. We should always striving to do something new
and different. I think that's great.

Speaker 21 (01:00:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:28):
And one thing like I learned is like I heard
a really good podcast and ladies like my dad used
to ask me every day, what did I fail at today?
And if she didn't say anything, he wouldn't really give
a reaction, but if she failed at something, he would.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
Really praise her.

Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
And I feel that's a new way for us to
look at things, because if we're not failing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
We're not trying well exactly, and a lot of people
are so afraid of failure, me included. I mean, look,
you know, no one wants to fail, but when you
do fail, you learn, you need to learn. You don't
think about it as like a big blip of negativity
in your life. If you think about it is okay.
This is an opportunity to learn what I could have
done differently, or what I need to be doing differently altogether,

(01:01:07):
I mean something different. So anyway, I love that you're
doing this. And when you land in New Jersey, would
you get in touch with us and we'd love to
hook you up. I'd like to stand I'd like to
stand in your chamber for a minute, if you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Absolutely, that's so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Oh there's Kristin. Hi, Kristin, I thought you were taking
a nap.

Speaker 15 (01:01:26):
Hey, we just stopped off with some refreshment, so I'm kin.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
You know the legwork.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
The nice question for a friend? What what does a
guy do with his package when he's being subjected to
sub zero temperatures?

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
Why time tell someone to put a.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Sock on it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Put a sock on it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Does he the problem? Take care of itself. What doesn't
the problem take care of itself?

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
I mean you could, No, you definitely need to cover it.
Why you could freeze and fall off?

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Well you get prop.

Speaker 15 (01:01:57):
By Oh damn, even it was possible.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I don't listen to even listen even try it? Well, look,
thank you so much for spending time with.

Speaker 9 (01:02:06):
Us, too, brown Burn only to seet and.

Speaker 15 (01:02:12):
Listen to you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Be very careful on the road and drive safe. Okay,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Thank you guys, have a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
There you go. Wayne and Kristen driving around with a
cryotherapy chamber in the back of their trailer. What are
you doing today? Seriously? Text me? Now what weird? I'm
not saying that was weird? What unusual thing are you
doing right now? But wait, I brought up a topic.
It is they're going to go what what did you
think was easy to do? But once you did it,

(01:02:40):
you're like, no, I was very wrong. Yeah do you
have one?

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Yeah, yeah, frog go.

Speaker 18 (01:02:45):
So when I was when I was a kid and
was always out on the water, my friends could always
barefoot water ski.

Speaker 15 (01:02:50):
I'm like, God, it's not that hard. You just stand
up and just do it. Oh yeah, that went bad.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:02:55):
Yeah, it's much much, much harder than it looks.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
I would think it would be. What about you, Danielle?

Speaker 16 (01:03:00):
So I have two What is French braiding hair? I
cannot figure it out for the life of me. I
watch tutorials. It looks so easy, but nope. The other
is knitting and crocheting. My mom has been trying to
teach me because she makes all these really cool things.

Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
I cannot figure it out. I'm like, nope, it's too hard.
I can't figure it out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Okay, yeah, I would think those would be difficult too.
I would never think either of them was easy. Scary
real quick.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
What do you got when my brother, well, when he
was younger, he used to skateboard and he's like, dude,
he goes, you could do it too, And he tried
to get me to skateboarding.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
I fell in my ass several times. Not a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
So it's not for everyone.

Speaker 6 (01:03:34):
I thought it was gonna be easy, but you know,
he's gonna jump on and just roll down this hill.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Okay, here's mine riding a mechanical bull Oh yeah. Oh
now you're like, well what, yeah, you just sit on
it and get a grip of the handle and it
and it goes really slow. Then it turns and I
fall off within the first two seconds. And you're like, well,
it's moving slowly, why are you falling off? Because you

(01:03:59):
just do it because it turns and twists your body
and weird gyrations and yeah, riding a mechanical bull and
I got to tell you all of the above, crocheting,
skiing without skis, riding a skateboard, and what was yours? Well,
I've got I've got several. Give me your number one favorite. Okay,

(01:04:20):
playing a piano. I thought it would be so easy,
and then I could never get past Oscar the Octopus
when I was doing that. You know that that kids
primer on how to play right, play this song Oscar
the Octopus, and I never learned. And I can play
a piano, never learned Oscar the Octopus. But I think
all of the above are very difficult. Playing a piano
is not easy at all. No, but you know, once
you get started, whoa raising children? People are texting in

(01:04:44):
Oh yeah, that's definitely not easy.

Speaker 15 (01:04:45):
There's no manual for that.

Speaker 9 (01:04:47):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Being an adult, right, go into the driving range. Oh
I can't, I can't hit a golf ball to save
my life either. I cannot golf froggy, and people that
try to teach me they lose patience quickly.

Speaker 15 (01:04:59):
I've been playing for a long time and I sucked too.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
So no, you don't, you're good. Well, here's a difficult
day for Jen Hi, Jen Hi. Hello, So you have
a difficult thing to do today? You want to tell
everyone about it? What do you have to do?

Speaker 21 (01:05:13):
So? I have to fire my first employee, and I'm
so nervous about it because I'm a nice person and
I'm just freaking out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Don't freak out. It's a part of it. I mean,
you're so, you're I'm assuming you're in management.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Newly.

Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
Yeah, I love a week ago.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
But you know you want to practice on Nate practice on?
Can you let me let Nate go? Just fire him?

Speaker 13 (01:05:43):
I'm sorry, you've murdered too many people, and I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
I got let you go. You know what you're You're
probably gonna surprise yourself at how well you get through this.
But I know your heart's beating, you got butterflies in
your stomach. It's it's it's got to be nerve racking.

Speaker 16 (01:05:58):
Now, Wait, do they have do they deserve to be
let go or is it just something that unfortunately has
to happen.

Speaker 23 (01:06:04):
Yeah, between attitude, latenesses and like calling out last minute.

Speaker 7 (01:06:09):
Oh okay, it's nothing warranted.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
All right, Well it's time to move on. You know
when I when I sit down at the boss's desk
and the first words out of their mouth is, you know, Elvis,
this is never easy. Oh god, good, here's do you.
There's also there's a level of guilt in there, Isn't
there a little bit? Oh yeah, yeah, here's the thing
about that, and I'll address that.

Speaker 24 (01:06:31):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
And this may sound kind of cold, but what you're
about to do is release them to go find another
job and another opportunity, and you wish them well. The
thing is that you have to trust that they're gonna
be okay without you, without you protecting them from unemployment.
And you know, being fired is just a sad reality.

(01:06:55):
And you know I've been fired many times and probably
at the end of today, no let go. But it is.
You know, I had to let someone go because of
of money issues. And a friend of mine said, why
are you feel so guilty about this? Is it because
I want to protect the people that work for us?
You know, I want to make sure everyone's okay. Well,
and I know we have they have to go. You know,

(01:07:16):
I understand that. And his words to me were, you
know what, get off your high horse and stop thinking
that you're the only thing that's keeping this person afloat
and alive. They have a brain, they are smart, they
are gonna be okay, don't think that you are You're
so great and powerful that you're then their only hope

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in life.

Speaker 21 (01:07:38):
And I'm like, okay, I think it's like an it's
an empathy thing too.

Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
Yeah, he put yourself in there.

Speaker 16 (01:07:42):
Choose.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Oh absolutely, yeah, of course. And it's it's a it's
a it's a rough road out there. But listen, best
of luck to you, Jen, and uh do what you
gotta do. And uh, you know what, let us know
Texas tomorrow and let us let us know that you're doing. Okay,
give us a thumbs up.

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
Okay, Well he's got it's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Take it easy, bye bye. What's up, Nate?

Speaker 15 (01:08:02):
It is never easy. I mean, I've been let go
twice and it sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
But do I think back on that guy that fired
me the first time and think do I hate him? Yeah?
Am I glad he did it? Yes, yeah, because you
know what, it made me who I am today and
I learned lessons from that and here I am now.

Speaker 16 (01:08:21):
I feel bad for the messengers, like you know, like
if it's not the person who's really doing the firing,
but they're unfortunately been put in the position to let
you know, and.

Speaker 8 (01:08:30):
Have you packed that one box?

Speaker 16 (01:08:32):
I feel bad for them because they're the one who's
going to get the blunt of your nastiness because you're pissed.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Look, you know, and here we are sitting in this
room talking about being fired and we have jobs. Look,
and people out there have ends to meet, they have
kids to feed, and I it's not good. It's not good.
It is not to make fun of the line, but
it isn't easy to let people go. You know, it's scary.
Has never been fired?

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
I think my lucky stars that I've never ever been
fired from a job.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Can you see me after the Showpleay.

Speaker 15 (01:09:02):
Let's not start now.

Speaker 8 (01:09:04):
Knock on wood, scare, knock on.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Wood, as they say, as they say, and I know
this is cliche, but when one door closes, another opens,
Like you were saying, you were glad you got fired
because other opportunities came your way. I was working at
Q one o two in Philly, where we're now doing
the morning show. They fired me, and I needed a job,

(01:09:27):
and I got a job at a little station in
New York called Z one hundred. It was the only
job I could get. You would not be here unless
you got fired from there, exactly right. Thank you, thank you,
whoever you are, you ahole who fired me, I wouldn't
be here. And then I tried to get fired from Z.

Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
One hundred, and you did I remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
They wouldn't fire me. I had a job offered to
go across the street to k t U. I was
gonna go work with Rue Paul and do a morning
show in Yeah, I know they were gonna I was
ready to go, and then the boss, Tom Palmer says,
you're not going anywhere. We're gonna move you to the
morning show. I'm like, no, worst idea ever. So they said, well,

(01:10:13):
you're under contract. You can't go across the street. You
got to do the morning show. I'm like, I don't
want to do a morning show. It will never work.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
I stop to think about how life would have been different.
I mean, you would have never started.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Yes, it would have been awesome doing a morning show
with Rue Paul.

Speaker 8 (01:10:28):
How do you know, maybe it wouldn't have been.

Speaker 20 (01:10:30):
We wouldn't be standing here today, not my problems. Wait,
where would scary be? You need a grilled sergeant.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
I don't care. I don't care what you'd be doesn't
And I say that. I say that for a reason.
It doesn't matter because it didn't happen.

Speaker 8 (01:10:50):
Right, and you wouldn't have known him, so it wouldn't
have mattered.

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
You couldn't blame me for your failure.

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
I got fired from McDonald's.

Speaker 16 (01:10:59):
I think that if I hadn't, I might have been
like owning all these McDonald's now and running the ship
and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Who knows it would be Danielle's McDonald's. You might have
been anyway, So here we are. They didn't fire me,
so now we're stuck together. Anyway. I liked this text
one time I was fired and I thanked them. I said,
you know, this is the best news I've had all day,
Thank you so much. Can I leave now? They said
it was a stressful job and I needed the push

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to get out. Some people getting fired completely devastated. They're saying, wow,
of course, oh this is interesting. I worked for my dad.
He had to fire me. Can you imagine firing your kid?
Go to your room, don't come back to the office
you fired.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Telvister ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Come On, Wake Up, Wake how thistran in.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
The Morning Soon.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Hey, we're talking before about the fact that you hear
these stories all the time. I don't know how they
do it, how they find time to do it. But
their husband's fathers out there who actually will have a
family on the west side of town and also another
one on the east side of town. And they're living
these double lives with two families, and they get away
with it. And so Gandhi made a comment. I thought
this was very, very telling. Go ahead and tell everyone.

Speaker 19 (01:12:27):
So I saw a tweet the other day that said,
I feel like the female contribution to the family can
be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could
absolutely never have a secret second family.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
And I was like, oh, that's so true.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Never thought of it that way, but it is true.

Speaker 16 (01:12:42):
I can't even handle my first family.

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
I'm so exhausted.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Oh my gosh. So okay. It says a couple of things.
Number one about how being a mother is a full
time job. Right, you don't have time for two full
time jobs an other job as well. Maybe, but also
being a guy, being a father in this type of relationship,
you have some wiggle room to go out there and

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pull off some shenanigans, you know exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:13:09):
And you know what I also noticed, like when you're
a girl, say you want to get your hair done,
and you have kids in a family, you have to say, Okay,
I need a babysitter, or I need to get someone
to cover the kids, or anywhere. A guy, normally in
a normal situation will go, I'm going to get a haircut,
and watch out the door.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Is he really going to get that haircut?

Speaker 8 (01:13:29):
We're going to get his other child's haircut? Who the
hell know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Look, we're talking about one part of society, and we're
talking about married couples or couples with children. Okay, it
really shows you another example of how guys really true
have it, truly have it much easier than women. We
really do, I mean without doubt. And that is proof

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right there with what you're talking about, Gandhi.

Speaker 19 (01:13:55):
Yeah, I mean even just the biology of the whole thing.
As a mom, you're the one that's getting pregnant, then
having the baby, and then you're taking care of it
as a newborn, where your physical body is very important
for those first you know, few months to a year.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Guys just you know, get to drop the seed and leave.
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Well that's a nice visual, all right. Well, I tell
you what. All these texts coming in about what we're
talking about. It's totally easier for a husband to have
a secret family across town and neither family know about
each other than a woman, than a wife, yeah, than
a mother. They can't do it. If you can, God

(01:14:34):
bless you, man. I don't know, you must have some
crazy resources. People are texting in a lot. Someone actually said, well,
people have step families all the time. Well, absolutely they do,
and they're not unusual. I'm talking about two totally top
secret families.

Speaker 15 (01:14:48):
Wow, you know, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Know, totally different thing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
And a lot of people are texting and saying, you
know what you said in that comment about how guys
have it much easier than women, Well, I work really hard.
Please understand what we're saying, what we're talking about before
you get butt hurt. Really, we're talking about people who
have the ability to have secret families that know nothing
about each other, and it's very obvious in our opinion,
it's easier for men to do that than women. That's

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what the topic is about. Let's stay clear on that line.
Twenty is Jay from Rutherford, New Jersey. Hello, Jay, what's
going on?

Speaker 23 (01:15:19):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
How are you well?

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Is it Jay? Or do I have a dirty blotch
on my screen? Is your name Jay?

Speaker 17 (01:15:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:15:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:15:27):
Just Jay?

Speaker 23 (01:15:28):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
So you always thought your husband was cheating? What did
you find out.

Speaker 11 (01:15:33):
Though?

Speaker 21 (01:15:34):
I had always found text messages and he denied it.
So I finally left him, and then I needed something
for health insurance, and I went on to his health
insurance and found another child's names and found out he
had had a child. He got the woman pregnant while
we were so married, and then when.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
I found out it was two years later.

Speaker 21 (01:15:57):
So he had a baby and then kept the baby.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
He great for two years.

Speaker 21 (01:16:01):
Even though my daughter was also around this baby. Oh wow,
and his and his whole family knew too well.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
And so he was Was he active as a father
or did he just visit and pay money every once
in a while. And how actively was he into that
other family?

Speaker 13 (01:16:19):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:16:20):
He was?

Speaker 21 (01:16:21):
He was never at home.

Speaker 7 (01:16:24):
When we were when my daughter was little.

Speaker 21 (01:16:26):
Yeah, he was always out and said he was working.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
But but Jade, did she know about you and his family?

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
I believe now she did.

Speaker 21 (01:16:39):
Yes, I don't know in the beginning and she did.
But yeah, she definitely knew about me when she was
pregnant because I had a three year old.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
So you're still together.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
They're still together.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Oh, they're still together. And they have more kids.

Speaker 10 (01:16:54):
Came and the other and they have two more kids.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Yeah, wow, okay, interesting, Yeah, has a different story, Jay.
I wonder how many fathers are out there who tell
family A that they have a night job in family
B that they have a day job and they just
basically don't work. Just go back and forth.

Speaker 15 (01:17:15):
I don't know. I mean a lot of work.

Speaker 18 (01:17:17):
I mean, yeah, it is exhausting to keep all the
lies and all this stuff together.

Speaker 15 (01:17:21):
That's so it's.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Got to take a toll. It just got to take
a mental toll. All right, Jay, thank you for listening
to us, and you go have a good day. Best
of luck to you.

Speaker 21 (01:17:29):
Okay, thank you you too.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
All right. Jen is on twenty one currently the part
of a secret family, and you know all about the
other family. Now, are you okay? Living like that, Jen,
I mean, are you are you mentally cool with all this?

Speaker 10 (01:17:44):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:17:44):
Not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Yeah, it's got to be very very taxing on.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
You, it is.

Speaker 7 (01:17:50):
But I mean, what else can I go? I mean,
you know what I mean? Like, we got two kids together.

Speaker 24 (01:17:57):
I like both of my efor I'm sorry, I'm wat
my butt trying to support my two kids.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
What else can I do?

Speaker 24 (01:18:02):
I like, I depend on him. I need his help
with our children. It's not like and it's not easy now.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Like it can't be. I cannot imagine what you're both.

Speaker 24 (01:18:14):
I mean, honestly, he does sit here and tell me
that he loves both of us, and he doesn't know
what to do.

Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
I mean, I don't know what to believe or what
not to believe.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
But you you know that you gotta keep something else
in mind, Jen, Just a thought is if you take
the kids out of the equation for a second, which
is impossible, almost going but no, but no, but wait,
okay exactly so it really so it isn't about love.
It's about keeping your kids uh well fed and taken
care of along with the.

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
Right and they have a relationship with their father.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
M wow. So so you need to stay.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
How can I seek that away from them? How can
I take that.

Speaker 8 (01:18:56):
Away from them?

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
How old are your kids?

Speaker 7 (01:18:59):
It's seen and gray.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
So they know what's going on. Yeah, well you're fifteen
year old.

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
She has an idea about it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
You It just seems like she needs to know the truth.
I would think. I'm not a parent, so I'm just
my opinion, and my opinion is not always right. Keep
that in mind.

Speaker 24 (01:19:17):
I have no problem on that. I have no problem
with her knowing the truth. But my opinion is it
needs to come from him.

Speaker 21 (01:19:22):
Not me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
You know what can we talk about Jen? Can we
talk about you and how strong of a woman you
are and how as a matter of fact, to the
point of you're doing the best you can to be
a good mom for these two kids. You got to
I mean, I hope you stop down and give yourself
some credit, even though you're not in a position that's
enviable at all, and you know that, but you you

(01:19:47):
you are working your You're working your ass off, as
you said, and uh, I mean you you need some
credit here for being a good mom doing your best.

Speaker 24 (01:19:55):
I mean, thank you, But I can't look get it
that way. I mean, any mother would do this when
it comes your kids. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 7 (01:20:01):
I mean you can't. You're a mom. You don't have
the choice to fail.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
That's the way I look at Gandhi. What's your thoughts
for Jen?

Speaker 19 (01:20:10):
Do you ever wonder if those kids want to meet
their half siblings from the other His daughter?

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
Oh, I know, I know my daughter does. I know
she does. She's been asking about it since.

Speaker 24 (01:20:22):
I mean she was I mean four, she because you
overheard somebody say something where we live and.

Speaker 7 (01:20:29):
She was like, wait do I and was like, no,
you do not have brothers, No, you don't.

Speaker 24 (01:20:33):
And then as she got older, she actually found something
in this car and she was like, who's death?

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
And so so the other mom, the other mother has
no clue about you. You think you believe?

Speaker 7 (01:20:45):
No, I think she might have some idea. But I'll
be honest with you.

Speaker 24 (01:20:48):
If it it would get it would be I could
tell you right now, I will get physical.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
If it well yeah, okay, well that's a whole other layer,
physical as in physically abusive.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
If no, no, no.

Speaker 24 (01:21:01):
No, I think like she would probably try, and you
know it would it would turn into a.

Speaker 7 (01:21:07):
Fitt fight more than likely then us just talking trash
to each other.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Well yeah right, but as far as your as far
as the father of your your children goes, this is,
this is, this is all on him.

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
I don't think I don't want to kill him at times,
but how.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
I know that. But he's the issue. He's the problem.
I mean, he really truly is the problem. He's the
hinge on this door, right, Gandhi? I mean you agree
with that right a thousand per Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Absolutely so, Jen is he.

Speaker 24 (01:21:36):
I've been given him the ultimatum, like, yo, you me
or her. There's been many times where it's me or her, Okay,
so with him.

Speaker 19 (01:21:46):
And so he goes and spends time with this other
family and then comes and spends time with you guys
as a family. So it's actually like he has two
full family units one.

Speaker 18 (01:21:56):
Yes, who is the first family? Were you the first family?
Or were they the first family?

Speaker 9 (01:22:02):
No?

Speaker 24 (01:22:02):
They were they were that I was told they weren't
to gather anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
It was what it was. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
See this guy he does not sound like a good guy.
He just does it. I mean, I'm sure he has
great qualities and I don't know him.

Speaker 7 (01:22:19):
He's not a bad guy at all. He's actually a
really good guy. He's an incredible father.

Speaker 24 (01:22:24):
I know you may not think so, and I know
people are probably going to bash me for saying that,
but he is.

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
His kids come first and that is the reason why
he can't make a decision.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Okay, Well that's one compartment, it's compartmentalizing. He's a great father,
But everything else, he's sucking at everything else. Yeah, and
you know, and you need a life as well. You
need a life as well with your kids. And I
just I really think this guy needs to come clean
and fix it because he's going to live the rest
of his life like that. Who was to live like that?
He is zero integrity when it comes to you and
your kids.

Speaker 19 (01:22:53):
And he can have a relationship with all of the
kids without having the.

Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
Relationship with the two of you.

Speaker 25 (01:22:58):
No, no, no, no no, because the other one has
flat out told him, if I ever fucked out that
you are cheating on me or whatever, I'm taking your
kids away from it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
And she means it. She literally has papers drawn up
already stating this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Okay, Well, see the over the overarch, the overarching theme
for all of us here and people who are listening
and try to make life decisions. Look at what a
simple what you think is a simple decision can do
for the rest of your life. It can f your
life up in this guy's life without a doubt, without
a doubt that I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:23:36):
I can't take my kid's father. I thought about it. Listen.
I've got times where my whole house has been packed
and I was all my way to Florida.

Speaker 24 (01:23:45):
Like I am not joking, plane tickets, bought, apartments, running out.

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
We were done. I am dead.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
It was over.

Speaker 7 (01:23:53):
And I mean not just Florida.

Speaker 24 (01:23:55):
There's been other places too where I've literally I've tried
to uproot my whole life and.

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
Been like, will never find me.

Speaker 24 (01:24:01):
My family ain't gonna say anything to him, They ain't
gonna tell him, and it it would always turn out
where I'm the idiot because then I sit here and
get a call and be like, I can't do that
to my kids.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
Well, look, you know what, but you're You're not You're
your kids are not the only victims here. You're a
victim as well. And I just I hope that you've
come up with a solution because you've been living like
this for fifteen years. That's that's a chunk of your life.

Speaker 7 (01:24:25):
But I look at it like this is my part,
I did something wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
No, no, no, kids are not punished. Kids are not
a punishment.

Speaker 7 (01:24:32):
Not a kid. I'm talking about my kids.

Speaker 24 (01:24:34):
I'm talking about me making that choice to stay with
him knowing damn Well, like when I was pregnant, we
didn't found out I was pregnant with my first one
until I was.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
About three and a half months pregnant, and at that
point it was like what do I do?

Speaker 24 (01:24:49):
And it was like I gave him the option, like yo,
you sign your rights over and get out, and he
chose to.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Say, hey, other than us, I mean, do you have
a circle of friends you can talk to about this
and kind of vent and bounce? I okay, good, because
you need friends you need well, of course they do. Well,
you know, I don't blame him, to be honest, right, Well,
they hate him because he's a he's a turd, to
be honest, but a good dad. I won't give him that.

Speaker 15 (01:25:17):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
I don't think. I just don't think he's being a
good dad at all because he may support and and whatever,
but this isn't good for anyone. Look, we got to run.
But I want nothing but good for you and I
hope that your I hope your friends can keep you
in check because you need we all need to be
put in check from time to time, and you need
support from them as much as possible. And it's just

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all the best for you. And you actually gave us
a slice of life story that we had never heard before.
And I think it's important for people to know this
is going on, so you make the right decisions in life.
And there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
You don't believe everything they say.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
I agree with that, believe me. All right, thank you
for being a part of it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
We love you guys, so thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Well, no, thank you and all the best to you. Thanks,
thanks a lot by and there you go. I know,
I know it's her reality though, you know, and it's not.
It's not as easy as seeing, oh, just leave him.
Well no, that's it's not that simple.

Speaker 12 (01:26:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
You may have that ability to just pick up and leave.
Not everyone does. And that's why. Geez, it's it's good
to hear. It's good to hear other people's stories.

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Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
So Gandhi says she's never been, never been to Disney.
All right, don't get mad at me anyone, but I'm
gonna tell you I found this out firsthand from a
friend who did it. If you want to get on
the ride faster, order a wheelchair when you get there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
No, no, no, that's true. No, it's true.

Speaker 8 (01:27:24):
That's horrible, because it's horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
I tore my acl senior year of high.

Speaker 15 (01:27:27):
School, and sure it still hurts.

Speaker 19 (01:27:30):
Yeah no, but we did like a senior night at
not Disney, but a different theme park, and my friends
used me to get to the front of lawn.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
See that's awful. Of course, when I suggested, when I suggested,
you get a wheelchair, of course, I'm kidding, do not
do it. But because I know someone who did it,
and I yelled at them, I said, don't do that.
The wheelchair access should be for people who want to
enjoy Disney, but they can't without a wheelchair.

Speaker 8 (01:27:52):
That's bad karmas for you, it's bad, bad karma.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Then I told I told this a story to a
friend of mine who happens to be in a wheelchair.
His life is in a wheelchair, and he says, yeah,
you know what, you think all life is grand because
you can go to Disney and get on rides faster
in a wheelchair. He says, no, the world still is
not a perfect place for people who are in wheelchairs.
It just isn't. And he told me about some of
the challenges, and it's like, oh god, I would never

(01:28:18):
wish that on anyone. So no, don't do that trick.
But then he says he has other friends who are
in wheelchairs who are total jackasses and take advantage of it.

Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
Oh yeah, and they really need a wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Oh no, if they get mad at someone, they'll run
over their feet.

Speaker 9 (01:28:32):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
And I'm like, well, look, you know, for a guy
who's not in a wheelchair, we have you feel weird
yelling at someone in a wheelchair who's running over people's
feet and you can tell they're doing it on purpose.
He said, no, challenge them every time. If you see
someone recklessly driving in their wheelchair, say something. The whole
point is they want to be thought of as not
different from you, but they're setting themselves apart by doing that.

Speaker 16 (01:28:56):
You look like a rude jackass if you say something
this I know in a wheelchair.

Speaker 8 (01:29:00):
I'm sorry, I know, I know, but.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
He's like, no, never hesitate in saying something to someone
who's in a wheelchair and they're abusing it. I'm with
your friend, Why would what happened?

Speaker 19 (01:29:09):
Okay, so I grew up with somebody who was in
an automated wheelchair and he used to deliberately run over
toes all the time. And then he would look at
you and smirk and laugh, and I'm like, dude, come on, man,
just just because this is going on doesn't mean you
get to then run over my toes all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Now, I say, you stand up for yourself.

Speaker 8 (01:29:25):
I think it's rude, but I think that you look
like a jackass.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
And I guarantee there are people who think were jackasses
by bringing it up. But now it's a part of life.
What's that straight? Now I'm going to take the side
of people in wheelchairs. I'm sorry because when I was
in the hospital, I was in a wheelchair geting wheeled around,
and you're not at eye level so people don't see you.
We get that. Yeah, so now we're taking that into account.
You get a little angry when people don't see you
and you're stuck in a wheelchair. I couldn't walk, I

(01:29:51):
couldn't get around, get out of my way. And I
think it's always an important it's an important lesson to
be able to walk in someone else's shoes or ride
in someone else with wheels. I get that. I understand that.
And you know, if we're fully functioning and walking just fine,
I understand. How Look, we will never truly understand what
it's like. But as my friend in the wheelchair said,

(01:30:12):
there are many who do take advantage of it, of course,
and they do it to actually f with people. Sometimes.
I could see if I was stuck in it for
longer the week, I'd be pretty upset.

Speaker 19 (01:30:22):
I mean, you gotta think of it this way, Nate. Right, Like,
I'm a short person, A lot of people don't see me.
But if I'm trying to walk through and people aren't moving,
I just go step on their toes.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
That would be weird if I could see you. I
got a little little short gandhi coming through. Excuse me,
sounding like one of the characters from Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 8 (01:30:43):
Lollipop Guild coming.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
I'm down here all that. Someone's talking to me. Look
over there, she's down there. What do you want, little girl?

Speaker 19 (01:30:57):
I think there's a lot of stuff that we understand,
but you don't get a free past to like injured people.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
Oh, smish your toes.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
If you don't get out of my lane, lady, but
stas allow. I'm down here by the armpits.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Allo, I'm down here by the I am always by
the armpits and the boobs.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
So he was in a high school, of you or
what middle school? Where do you keep in touch with him?

Speaker 19 (01:31:33):
No, not so much anymore. We got into a lot
of wars online about things, and uh in front.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Of him, okay, political stuff, well.

Speaker 19 (01:31:41):
Like what so he started like going off on rants
about certain cultures getting handouts from the government, and it
really just set me over the edge.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Right yeah, yeah, all right, Well, there was in a wheelchairs.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
It wasn't that. It was just I was like, man,
hold on, Hick.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
It was gone, hey up, hey up, let's carry poster boy.
Josh just whispered in my ear.

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
That's the interesting fact about Disney is they updated their policy.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
Uh and the wheelchair people have to wait like everybody else.
Now that they are they've done away with them for.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
As as long as look, wheelchair accessibility is it's paramount,
were important. We cannot live in a world without it.
We can't. It's not fair. It just is not fair.
But there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
But you don't get to run over my toes.

Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
Don't don't run over the Cotti's toes. Maybe maybe even
in a wheelchair, you're still too short for them to
for you to see you use your short I am,
but like I also have a little feet.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Get out of the way a little.

Speaker 19 (01:32:49):
To run over my feet, it has to be a
calculated move. You gotta get real close because I have
little feet. If you're running over my feet, I'm mad
at you.

Speaker 8 (01:32:56):
I'll tall Are you on a good day?

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Five foot five one on a good day?

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
What he got over there? Straight names? We'll put on?
What line is she on? Pardon me while I go
talk to Melissa online twenty four high Melissa, Hi, Hi,
so uh yes, how do you want to add or
subtract from this conversation?

Speaker 12 (01:33:17):
So, my son is five years old. He has fine
ambits with us, and he's in he uses a wheelchair
part time, and he's a jerk?

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Does he does? He feel like he's like in a
in a go cart trying to race people and run
them over and stuff becomes a wheel.

Speaker 12 (01:33:35):
He'll wheel away from me all the time in like
crowded places, and if he gets mad, he just goes
that's what I'm gone, and just wheels himself away.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
Oh my god. And keep in mind, I mean he's
he's five years He's a five year old kid, so
he's already precocious and out of his mind, right, I mean,
he's a kid. He's doing what kids do. But when
you do it, when you do it on wheels, it's
faster and more fun.

Speaker 10 (01:33:58):
He loved it.

Speaker 12 (01:33:58):
He loves his chair and I love the independency he
has in his chair. But he could be a real jerk.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
Sometimes, you know, Melissa, I bet you're a great mom.

Speaker 21 (01:34:08):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Congratulations on everything that you're doing with your son and
keeping him out there. But you know what, look at
five years old, he's a little boy. He's he deserved
to be a jerk.

Speaker 8 (01:34:18):
He's doing his little boy things there.

Speaker 12 (01:34:19):
You that's why I allow it.

Speaker 11 (01:34:21):
I allow it.

Speaker 24 (01:34:22):
Sometimes I'm that mom.

Speaker 10 (01:34:24):
I do allow it.

Speaker 12 (01:34:25):
You know, he's got a lot of obstacle stats against him, saying,
you know what, if you want to be a jerk,
sometimes be.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
A Jerkah, all right, thanks for listening, Melissa, have a
great day.

Speaker 15 (01:34:33):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Yeah. This reminds me of the time that Scary went
to get on his plane ride and it's three seats
and his is the window seat. So he wants his
window seat, but there's a nun sitting there.

Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
So what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
Well, I would say, I'm sorry, but that's my seat.
May I have my seat?

Speaker 7 (01:34:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
You move the nun.

Speaker 15 (01:34:52):
You you may have paid extra for that seat, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
So we talked about this something there Na people called
up saying, you're screw I don't care if you're a nun,
get out of my seat.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
She has booked in the middle and I was booked
at the window and she was sitting in that window seat.

Speaker 8 (01:35:06):
She does a lot of good for people, she doesn't
matter you do.

Speaker 7 (01:35:09):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Look, there is a level, a higher level of respect
for None.

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
But at the same time, you know, don't pull this
holier than that.

Speaker 18 (01:35:20):
Right, what's what's scary is scary? If that was his seat,
he paid extra for a window seat, then that's what.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
He should have.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
You weren't forced into the nunnery either. No, you chose that.
You get the middle seat.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
If that's she pulled out a slapping your hands, you
get right here.

Speaker 16 (01:35:34):
You get extra points when you get to those gates
if you give up that seat.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Does the nun lose points for stealing a seat?

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
Nope, she does she can do.

Speaker 9 (01:35:48):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
Now, you shouldn't use your nunnery or whatever.

Speaker 18 (01:35:50):
And I think Ghandi deserves extra points for using the
word nunnering you Yeah, play the nun card.

Speaker 19 (01:35:58):
I wonder though, with the nuns or with somebody in
a wheelchair, do people purposefully use those things to take
advantage of the system.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
I would love to hear ways people do.

Speaker 8 (01:36:08):
I don't know what None is going to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
Maybe I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Hear people who use whatever it is they have going
on for him. If you use that to to like
take advantage of the system. Yes, because I told you
my friend in the wheelchair. He said, people do it
all the time. I bet, and he says, call him
out on it.

Speaker 8 (01:36:25):
Scary uses the Z one hundred Elvis Durant's show card
all the time. Even at Applebee's.

Speaker 7 (01:36:31):
He made me use it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
And that's sad.

Speaker 8 (01:36:33):
Give me a reservation.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
If you're a non please call us, you guys man,
you know what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
I'm just saying, you're going to hell.

Speaker 15 (01:36:40):
No, we're not going anyway. We're doing You're going on No.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
No, we are so great on this show. I got
an email the other day saying, we're all in. We're good,
we have guaranteed positions.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Oh goody.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
You know he was a gandhi talking about how her
friend what broke her call her bone ten years ago.
Oh yeah, and still using her parking paths to park
in handicap parking.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
Yeah, and she's such a turn in. The best is
that she gets out in limps, and I'm like, that's
not even what you hurt in the first place.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
She's limping because she broke her collar bone. I know,
But she's got great parking. She's taking advantage of the
system that's not taking Hey, Kate, are you still there?

Speaker 10 (01:37:16):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
I'm still care well, good morning. So your mom took
advantage of the system. What did your your mom? I'm like,
what a bad example for her daughter?

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
What did she do?

Speaker 21 (01:37:26):
I know?

Speaker 12 (01:37:26):
I make fun of her so bad? She was running late,
the parking lot was super packed.

Speaker 10 (01:37:30):
She took my grandmother's handicapped parking permit and used it,
but to make it look authentic, the same thing as
gandhi friend.

Speaker 12 (01:37:36):
She limped in and out of the store.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
But like, what about in the store the whole time?
Was she just walking around normally?

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Is she limping in the store too?

Speaker 15 (01:37:45):
Or just at the door?

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Yeah? I don't understand. Really, why can't you just park
your car and if you can, you just walk and
didn't have to have to act like you have a limp?
I think that's so funny?

Speaker 7 (01:37:57):
Is you riff?

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
You were in a hurry?

Speaker 8 (01:37:58):
I have a friend who wanted parking the pregnancy parking.
She wasn't pregnant. She took a pillow with her and
would shove it up there.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
Because it was.

Speaker 15 (01:38:05):
Closer to God?

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
All right, Kate, thank you so much? Hello Abby?

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
How are you we're doing okay. So this is about
your father taking advantage of the system. What happened?

Speaker 10 (01:38:16):
So my father is deaf, he's been death since he
was about two years old, and he kinda ties a
little bit of a lead foot. So he gets pulled
over a lot, and he's never once gotten a speeding
ticket because police officers feel bad and they never issue
him a ticket, so they always just give him a
verbal warning.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Well, so what does he do? Does he really play
it up heavily.

Speaker 10 (01:38:37):
That he's he's been around hearing people his whole life,
so he's gottenlip breading down to a t. But he
just kind of pretends that he can't understand what the
officer is trying to tell him. That he just pretends
he can't lip breathe.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
So the police officers like, just go, you just go.

Speaker 10 (01:38:55):
Yeah, They're like, you're fine, have a nice rest of
your day. He's like, try to slow down. But you know,
my dad has that heart and a lot of other
aspects of his life. So this is kind of the.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Goll So you're saying, like the universe is it's equaling
it all out? Yes, equalizing All right, Well, thank you Abby,
let's go talk to who are this is twenty one?
I don't know who it is. Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
Are you there?

Speaker 10 (01:39:21):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
Oh Shelley, there you go, Shelly, Sorry, my screen is stupid.
Hi Shelley, Okay, so talk to me, Shelley. Who is
it taking advantage of the system here?

Speaker 11 (01:39:31):
Well, it was my daughter, so it was kind of me.
But she was coming off of foot surgery, so she
had been on crutches for about two months when we
went on vacation.

Speaker 17 (01:39:41):
And the doctor told her to wear the boots, but she.

Speaker 11 (01:39:44):
Could start walking without it. So by the time we
came home from vacation, she didn't really need it anymore,
but we didn't have room in the suitcase to bring
it home with us, so we made her wear it.
And we got out of the taxi at the airport
in Kuntakana and we had an escort and right over
to us, put her in a wheelchair, which she was
not happy about, and ran up. We had help doing

(01:40:07):
our customs paperwork. He got us to the front of
the line to check our bags, got us through security,
got us so I said, we're cheaping that boot. We're
gonna use it every trip there.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
Keep the bod just because you couldn't fit in in
the suitcase. Your daughter, Your poor daughter. I mean, did
she really really get mad at you from making her
do that for the family?

Speaker 11 (01:40:29):
Oh my god. I have a picture of her with
the most powerfuls face in that wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
I would be too im like Mom, I wish it's America.
I'm healed. Mom's a fraud, all right, Shelby.

Speaker 8 (01:40:41):
Can you imagine are your mom under the bus?

Speaker 19 (01:40:45):
I still like that the police officer gave a death
man of verbal warning. Yeah, doesn't seem that effective.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
I shouted a verbal warning you can't hear me.

Speaker 12 (01:40:55):
Hello, Heather, Hello, I'm so excited. I was the siding
between listening to your book on Audible this morning or
calling or listening to the show.

Speaker 17 (01:41:03):
And I listened to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
I liked it because Audible you can listen to on
your own time. You know what I'm saying. But this
is our time with you, one on one live Heather. So, anyway,
your mother in law is the culprit.

Speaker 12 (01:41:13):
Right, Well, actually no, my sister in laws and I
am the culprit went out blast.

Speaker 10 (01:41:18):
Friday shopping and we took her vand because it was bigger,
and we just used.

Speaker 12 (01:41:23):
Her parking pass to park in the front of the
parking lot, so we didn't have to, you know, run
all over looking for a spot, and we got to
the front of the line.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
You know what I do, Heather, If I see someone
getting out of their car and they've parked in handicapped parking,
I stay. I watched to see if, okay, what's wrong
with them? And then, thinking that I'm a trained physician,
I scan their full body to say, okay, what's wrong,
parking lot police? They seem to be walking just five?
But what about to do nothing? Use a letter?

Speaker 16 (01:41:51):
No, you should do You should travel with like a
microphone and just pretend you're doing an interview.

Speaker 15 (01:41:55):
Hey, I'm from the news. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
Why handy got parking?

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
Why do you? Why do you have I had to
keep a parking slip whatever.

Speaker 12 (01:42:03):
It wasn't our best judgment call.

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
But how it happened, Well, I know, but it doesn't
sound like you have one ounce of kilt.

Speaker 16 (01:42:09):
No, I well it was.

Speaker 12 (01:42:11):
It's a good memory, alright.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Heather, Thank you for listening to us. And sometimes we
do things we're not we're not supposed to do, supposed
to do. I'm ashamed of it, but I'm going to
talk about it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
On the radio.

Speaker 19 (01:42:24):
But you know what I noticed in all these calls
is that it's the people who are not disabled in
any way who were the a holes taking advantage of
the system, and people who are actually disabled didn't call
and tell us.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
They were doing anything bad, good for them or way
to keep your secrets.

Speaker 4 (01:42:38):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 9 (01:42:40):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
And you're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
All right, so you find someone you want to date
and they're really cool and everything. You date him, then
you start finding out more about their family. Didn't you
realize you have a connection to them and you daren't
bring it up? Tell the story that we that we read,
Gandhi listened to the story.

Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
Guys, Lisenkay.

Speaker 19 (01:43:12):
A guy went through what he calls a bye phase
a few years ago, and during that phase, he says
he slept with anyone and everyone, men, women, whomever. Then
he meets the love of his life and he says
that this partner now is his everything. So he decides
he wants to propose they go out to dinner. He's
sitting with his mom and dad with the woman's mom
and dad, and he realizes, oh, my god, during my

(01:43:32):
by phase, I slept with this woman's father. And the
father is sitting across the table staring at him.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
He slept with his girlfriend's dad.

Speaker 8 (01:43:39):
Ye, my goodness, So he says.

Speaker 19 (01:43:42):
She gets up to go to the bathroom. The mom
went with her, and dad looks at him and says,
you break up with my daughter right now?

Speaker 4 (01:43:48):
Wow? Do whoa? What do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
I think, yes, well, if you're really in love with
his daughter, you've got to like talk it out right right?

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Oh what am uncomfortable conversation?

Speaker 15 (01:44:00):
No, you can't do that.

Speaker 16 (01:44:02):
And at that point when dad I my opinion is
that the dad has to do the right thing. And
if the guy doesn't break up, you have to sit
down and say, listen, you need to know something.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Why do they have to break up? Well, people can
be bisexual. No no, no, no, you can.

Speaker 15 (01:44:17):
But once you've slept with one person, it's like sleeping
with the other people by proxy.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
Okay, you get froggy, Daniel.

Speaker 8 (01:44:23):
I can't if it was me, I can't like know
that my dad slept with the guy that I'm dating, and.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
Like, no, what about what if it was a sister.
You dated one sister, then you dated the other sister.

Speaker 8 (01:44:34):
I don't want you touching my family members.

Speaker 3 (01:44:36):
No, no, no, no, that is not fair. That is
not fair. Sometimes these things happen. And if you're if
you're finally clicking with someone, who's right. Okay, so I
had sex with your dad, let it go.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
You you would be able to date someone that's left
with your father?

Speaker 6 (01:44:52):
Yes, you lie?

Speaker 4 (01:44:53):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
No, okay, maybe if you just didn't talk about it.
Can't it be a secret?

Speaker 16 (01:44:58):
No, that's that's a hard secret to keep, especially if
they get married enough kids for the rest of your life.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
Right, I bet, I bet you one hundred dollars. Scary
is the only one in here that agrees with me.
Let it go.

Speaker 6 (01:45:07):
I agree, I can compartmentalize. I think.

Speaker 5 (01:45:11):
I think your past does not dictate your present, which
doesn't dictate your future exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:45:16):
If you found out that Robin slept with your mother
or your father, you'd be okay with that?

Speaker 6 (01:45:22):
What would the past?

Speaker 8 (01:45:23):
Is the past the front door?

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
Okay, Okay, let's look at this.

Speaker 15 (01:45:28):
Look, guys, guys, guys, listen to me.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Look, all relationships have challenges. So this is the challenge
with this one.

Speaker 8 (01:45:37):
Challenges in relationships. You don't need someone that slept with
one of your parents.

Speaker 15 (01:45:42):
Really, If I find out my dad, I'd be like,
WHOA wait a second, we got to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
I got a question for you. So, and someone sent
his text in what about the other story? Did the
dad cheat on the mother of his girlfriend to have
sex with him exactly? We don't know the answer to that.

Speaker 19 (01:45:59):
He looks like he did, and he hadn't come out
himself and told the story to the family either.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
So this is so multi Okay. Now, okay, with that
added layer, I will say, okay, maybe no if you cheated, okay,
this is okay. If you're just turning us on here,
hear me out. I dated a guy, okay, and we
broke up. Then later on, since I'm bisexual, I dated
a woman. Find out her dad's the guy I had

(01:46:25):
sex with, and he cheated on my current girlfriend's mother
to have sex with me several years ago. Okay, that's
where we are. By the way, this is but I'm
talking not about me. I'm talking about the person in
the story right right anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
No, I'm pretty open minded.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
But nope, So this is what I want to do.
I want to open it up. You know, there's other
complicated relationship relationships out there that have to do with
the past and family members, right, Hm, who's gotta be.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
I want to hear things cousins, aunts, uncles.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
Yeah, I want to hear from you because I once dated.
I went on like two dates with a guy who
used to work with my father. Oh, and they were
business partners and a couple of things. And uh, I
thought that was gonna get creepy and it didn't it it? Well, no,
and I didn't. I know, I would never tell my dad,
but but you know, there was my dad knew the

(01:47:17):
guy was gay, whatever, there was no you know, my
mom wasn't involved, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Yeah, all right, So where would you draw the line personally?

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
Well, no, if I found out that my dad cheated
on my mom to have sex with my boyfriend, I
think at that point I would draw the line. Right,
So you guys with me. I'm with you on that one, Danielle.
But they didn't. Let's say it was before. You know
what I'm saying, I don't know. It's kind of difficult.

Speaker 19 (01:47:43):
I mean I say this all the time, like I
and I know Danielle's very close with her sister too.
Once someone dates my sister, it's it's they're off off
any radar anything.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
They basically become like you to me.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
So what you're saying, Gandhi, if a guy dates your sister,
he's no longer able to have sex with your father. Okay,
I think that's what I heard.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Tell this durand Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
All right, we are done, but were coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out everybody. Peo