FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Dumped

Our friend, Allie Gold, got dumped while on vacation! Elvis talks about the random things he has gotten mad about and what he has laughingly thrown in a fit of rage.  We ask an interesting question – would you rather be gay or straight? Plus, crazy first date stories and why being weird when you’re young can be a good thing, just ask Elvis Duran!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Our next guest is the host of the nationally syndicated
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
And The Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
My list of phases? Okay, gay oh, Elvis Duran and
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Every morning I listen to you and Ghani and Danielle.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Lady, don't worry. You're not gonna feel anything. It's fine.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
I don't know if I would listen to that show.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
And welcome to.

Speaker 6 (00:31):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
All right, Ali going. We love our Allie Elle.

Speaker 7 (00:36):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
She's in charge of all things social on our show,
which is just a huge part of our show. So Allie,
we always love listening to your stories of your love
life because you have many and I don't know, it's
always interesting to hear your stories because it's rough out
there in the dating world, right.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
It is rough, Elvis.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
So you you went on vacation with someone.

Speaker 8 (01:02):
I went on vacation with the guy that I was
calling my boyfriend, and I went on vacation with him
and his family, and he decided to break up with
me three days into the trip.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Wow, so I am ranged. Yeah, let's get some background here.
How long had you had you been dating him?

Speaker 8 (01:18):
We had been officially dating for six months, right, there
was no, I love yous and he basically told me
he couldn't love me.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Wow, wow, my god.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
What did you do for the rest of the trip.

Speaker 8 (01:29):
Well, I had to find my way two hours to
the next public transportation site.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Woh my god, I hate him so much.

Speaker 9 (01:35):
Oh wait, that was your choice or his choice?

Speaker 8 (01:40):
Like, well, we were talking and he was like, maybe
we can take a break, and I was like, I
don't know if I can stay here with someone who
doesn't know if he wants to be with me, Like,
that's not fair.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
So he basically kicked you out.

Speaker 9 (01:50):
He basically kicked me out.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
I will who.

Speaker 9 (01:55):
What a jacket?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
He couldn't wait till you got back.

Speaker 8 (01:58):
Serious, he couldn't do it before I took a week
of vacation to spend with him.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Those my first question, I said, did you get your
vacation days back?

Speaker 5 (02:05):
God?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Gandhi? Well, okay, okay, just for the sake of conversation,
and you know, we love you. We're always team Ali, right.
You know that if there was another side of the story,
what would it be?

Speaker 8 (02:20):
I think like from his perspective, I think he literally
said everything feels perfect, it just feels like something's missing.
I think he just didn't feel the way I felt
towards him. I think he didn't think we were a match.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, well that do you find as awful as that sounds.
And the timing of telling you this was off, way off?
Do you you see that that could be possible from
his point of view.

Speaker 8 (02:47):
Yeah, I think there's a lot of things that made
us different. But what I pushed them aside because I
really did care about him. I found companionship in him,
and I really honestly loved hanging out with him. I
loved being with him. There was not really any problems
and then but there were things I definitely overlooked because

(03:08):
I cared about him, and I think there were things
about me that he couldn't overlook that he decided what
he couldn't be with me because well.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I know, but these things can be talked about in
a conversation, first of all. Secondly, to to have this
conversation with our little sister Ali while you're on vacation
with her and it takes her, you know how.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Uncomfortable for you with his family?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
I know, But you know what, I'm just gonna say,
someone who does that.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
You don't want to be with him really I mean,
I agree, even as much as it hurts the way
it happens, It's like, okay, well it happened, Rip the
band aid off, let's move on.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
And I know it's not that easy. And who am
I to say that's easy.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's not not. So what about dating apps? Are you
going to go back on?

Speaker 8 (03:55):
And I'm already back onto.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, here, back up.

Speaker 8 (04:03):
I wanted to, like, I felt very defeated last week.
I felt like I'm getting older, like all the good
ones are taking kind of mentality, and so I just
wanted to put myself on there just to like make
sure I knew that there were still guys out there,
Like there's still people like me that just got hurt
later and like also want to settle down there absolutely are.

(04:24):
It's so hard to feel like that.

Speaker 10 (04:25):
I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Look, you know, well we all understand how relationships are.
You know, it's it's it's it's two people in two
lanes that have to merge into one lane, and sometimes
it just doesn't work. One doesn't want to merge with
the other. It's it's it's not right whatever, Okay, I
get that, But to take some a vacation with your family.
You kind of automatically assume that he's told the family
what's going on too, and then you're like, uh, this

(04:50):
is creepy and uncomfortable. I got to get out of here.
And then I don't know.

Speaker 11 (04:54):
Now she's never going to take another vacation with another
boyfriend and his family.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah she will, won't you, Ellie? I mean, ye, Look,
you don't have to think about that now. You don't
have to go on a vacation with one right now
to prove you can.

Speaker 9 (05:09):
But yeah, no, I want to go on a vacation
with you, Elvis.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Your vacations looks.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Won't send you home in the middle, but you are a.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
Place of employment. If you have like a sucky vacation,
should give you your vacation days back.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Totally.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
It's like, whatever the reason that the vacation sucked, they go,
you know what, we're not going to take that away
from you.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Right, daniel Everybody would come home and go, my vacation
was just the worst.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Danielle once again coming up with great ideas.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yes, of course you should. Look, if you're grieving the
loss of a family member or a pet, they should
give you a time some time off. But I break
the breaking up thing. We're not there quite yet. Yeah
what Nate?

Speaker 12 (05:51):
What?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay? So Ali did.

Speaker 13 (05:52):
Something really smart which I was going to suggest, but
she already did it. The last time I got broken
up with I always thought about the great things in
the relationship, like, oh my god, we used to go
to movies together, and then my friend goes, hey, there
was some crappy stuff that you went through.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
To focus on that, talk about it. So Alan did
a great things.

Speaker 13 (06:11):
She wrote down all the negative stuff about the relationship
and she's focusing on that.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Let's make your list number one. His crotch had a
musky odor.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Number one.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Make sure to tell everyone.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
That he needs to clean better. It's number one. We
love you, Ali, I mean, are you? Did you hear
us talking earlier about how two thirds of couples were
friends for at least a year before they became couples.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
Yes, I walked into the studio and you guys were
talking about that.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
All right. Have you seen this TikTok video that will
make everyone fall in love with you? Let's try it?
Shall we can have some I need some love music?
Scary See what dumb song he finds.

Speaker 14 (06:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Song TikTok user shares a psychology love eye trick Alie.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
She says it has the.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Magic to draw in the object of your affection, and
it really should only work with people you already know,
not people you just meet in a bar and try
to do this. All right, here we go, good music
here and oh all right, so once you're in a
one on one with your romantic target, wait until they're

(07:24):
speaking to you and try these simple steps. So producer
Sam is sitting next to Ali Gold. All right, here's
what you do now, Ali looks Sam in the eyes.
You're good friends, right, yes, yes, y, yes, okay. Here's okay.
Three simple steps. Number one, look at their left eye
for one second, then look at their mouth for one

(07:48):
to two seconds, and finish it off by looking at
their right eye. Oh so you do these, there's some
steam there, so it's it's look at their left eye
or one eye for about a second, then look at
their mouth for a couple of seconds, then look at
the other eye. That's a z.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Did you feel some kind of spark, some connection in
doing that?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
I was sexual?

Speaker 8 (08:13):
Yeah, yeah, my nipples are hard there.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
They called it a love triangle because then you you repeat,
you go back from one eye to the other and
down to the mouth and up to the eye, and
you do the triangle when you're speaking with them, and
you need to be close enough for the you know,
you just see the eyes moving. You know, I'm gonna
I'm gonna try this with myself in the mirror later.
So did you guys get it? Okay?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Who else wants to try it?

Speaker 15 (08:37):
Nate?

Speaker 5 (08:38):
You and Scary.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Scary? Come on, come on, get in it.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
You know Nate wants to try it with you.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Now, who wants to do it? Does Nate want to target?
Scary or scary? Target?

Speaker 16 (08:50):
Nate?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
You tell me, Nate, I'll target you. How about that?

Speaker 11 (08:54):
All right?

Speaker 17 (08:57):
Right?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Scary? Okay, Sary? Never in the creeper, Okay you need no, no,
you're not close and if you need to be like
several feet away from each other, okay, okay, I'm close.
I'm fine. I don't need to get in closer. Stop
being a prude. Okay, all right, I'm already getting creeped out.
His microphone is coming in hotc Scary. If you can

(09:18):
make love to the board with your eyes, maybe it
would work better. All right, Now I want you to
look at Nate's left You have to have a com
this is really uncomfortable. Look at his left eye for
about a second, then look down to the mouth, and
then look at the right eye, and then triangle around.
But you have to stop at each one for a
little pregnant pasture. I'm doing it, I know. Okay, So Nate,

(09:42):
how does it make you feel? But while you're saying
what it feels like scary? You have to continue to
do it while looking at each other in the eye. Okay,
I feel like a sandwich.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Keep looking at him, scary? Are you going from eye
to eye to its.

Speaker 18 (09:57):
Mouth?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I can't, I can't. I can't do it anymore. I
can't happen. You know why he's uncomfortable and he's getting wood?
I bet you.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Anything, Yeah, yep, that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
See No, Nate, be honest. Does that make you uncomfortable?
Because it was it was too to turn him on
in another way? Did you become uncomfortable because there is
some forced intimacy there that kind of I'm not even kidding.
I got uncomfortable. It was like a hunger in his face,
and it just disturbing.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Eat you like a.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Boy you're like a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh, you come and do that with him? It's disturbing. No,
I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
I would never say yes to something stupid like that.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
This means it works, if you ask me. Well, it
does force intimacy, but if one is creeped out by
the other, it's it probably may force him to back off.
So there must there must need to be some questioning
connection there, like maybe this person could be kind of cool,
and then when they come in for the attack and
they target you with the the psychological love triangle between

(11:04):
your eye, eye and your lips and gandhia, what do
you think.

Speaker 11 (11:07):
I'm very interested to go try this, but I don't
think it's gonna work because everybody got creeped out. They
all got got weirded out by each other. I don't
want to weird people out. I'm also a little bit
nervous that when I look at someone's mouth, they're gonna
think I'm looking at other parts.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Well, if my eyes go down.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
But the other parts are so far away unless the
parts in the mouth, I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, yes, Froggy.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I just feel like it's predicated once again upon how
attractive you are and how attractive the person finds you.

Speaker 15 (11:36):
Well.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Also, if you're attractive, then people don't mind if you're
looking at them like that. Like if David Beckham starts
looking at Dan Yell that way, she ain't gonna bottler.
But if Scary looks at her like that, she's gonna get.

Speaker 9 (11:45):
Angry, right, like creeping creeps or you don't want doing it.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
And of course let's be honest, I mean us trying
this with each other. We're setting it up for failure.

Speaker 9 (11:53):
Right, But you know someone's gonna say to you, what
the hell are you looking at?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Right? There's something in my nose where you're staring right,
throw my t you have a wonky eye?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
What's going on here?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Well, anyway, try it, get back to me, text me tomorrow,
let me know how it works. Hey, this is Taylor Swist.
This is.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
You're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 17 (12:15):
There's a lot of negative things you could say when
things don't go your way, but when your house or
car gets damaged, remember to say, like a good neighbor,
state farm is there for help? Filling claims over the
phone or on the app, however you choose like a
good neighbor State farm?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Is there?

Speaker 6 (12:36):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Okay, another chapter for the new book, All the security
guards I've had a fight with.

Speaker 11 (12:43):
Yeah, that's Arianna's security guards.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Uh oh gosh. That at the Y one n jingle
Ball backstage this year.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
There was this one guy who's gonna throw me out,
and you started fighting with him, and you got more
to fight with him than I did.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, there's that's the guy that the large guy who
was in the hallway. You're gonna clear this hallway. We
gotta keep this hallway clear so people can walk by.
I said, your stomach is taking up half the hallway.

Speaker 18 (13:13):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
You should have another one called My Pettiest Moment.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Another chapter of things I have thrown. I threw a
microwave oven, I threw my suit hit the Grammys.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Okay. So I was on the red carpet at the
Grammys for Entertainment tonight ET right, I think yes. And
all the people who work at ET they go to
this one hotel room across the street to get their
hair and makeup done, and they have a place to
hang your suit. All the girls, you know, all the
women They had their gowns hanging up and there was
room for my suit.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
And I went to hanging up in this old hag
doing make them.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
I don't know who you are, but you're not going
to put that suit next to these gowns. I said, well,
I'm a correspondent working the red carpet. You're not going
to hang your shuite there. And I went, well, I
just threw the suit on the floor, just walked out.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
You just have one called my finest temper tantrum.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
He used to call them talent fit talent talent.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
That sounds close, yes, Garrett Elvis.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
The way you threw that microwave though, was I've never
seen a microwave fly that that far. So you came
in one morning, uh, you know, fresh off the weekend,
you open up your office and you were going to
put something in the microwave.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yes, someone on my personal private micro.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Correct someone on Friday named Scary put a meatball with
sauce in it, leaving the sauce to splatter all over
the microwave.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Is a backstory.

Speaker 9 (14:45):
The problem is the reason he got his own microwave
was because everyone leaves the other microwave disgusting. Exactly, and
so he was tired of it, and he said, I'm
going to get my own microwave. Nobody is to use it,
so we have to, you know, tell you that story
before you find out it's.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
The truth, honestly. To the microwave oven over in your office,
Danielle has discussed, No, you could make a meal out
of the stuff dripping on its walls. Yes, So I
have my own microwave on my own office, so scary.
So he goes and uses my microwave and it looks
like a murder scene. It looks like Dexter had been

(15:20):
in there, like chopping someone in here. And so I
went to use my microwave and I opened it up
and it looked I mean, it was like cheese dripping.
It's like, no, it looked like nachos, yea and tomatoes.
I'll tell you that was the last time I ever
used your microwave.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Did he throw the microwave at Scary No?

Speaker 19 (15:38):
No.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
From his office.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
So there's a hallway, So from Elvis's office to the
other office. If you're standing in the hallway, all you
saw was a microwave fly across the hallway.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Hold on, but you yelled something while throwing it.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I don't think I can say it here he was,
and that's how Scary lost his privilege of going into
Elvis's office.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Wow, but no, he still goes in my office in
the'seels appliances. Yeah, you stole my delongey. Yeah, still evens
all day oven.

Speaker 20 (16:05):
Yeah, he's just he just walks in and walks down
the hallway.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
And someone said, where are you going with Elvis's delongey
oven in a box? For three months? It's in my office,
doesn't it's it's mine in my office, and you's old
strong one in my head was I don't think he
really wants this. It's just sitting here.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I feel like that's a conversation to be had. Do
you want this?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Like, Hey, you're gonna gona you have to use that.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Other screw when you do that at his house, Like
it's been to your house for I don't know, six
eight months. You don't really seem to like it. I'm
gonna take it all.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I haven't slept with Alex in a couple of weeks.
Might as well just go take it off. You haven't
used your car in two weeks. I'm just gonna take it.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I brought it back.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Are you like that makes you a good person?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
You did the right thing.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
It about when you throw all the papers at me,
because you can get my attention.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
All right now you're painting me out like a monster's
laugh was hilarious. What I would buy this this book.

Speaker 13 (17:12):
If I'm listening and I hear this these stories, I
would definitely buy this book.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
I just you know what I have. My father's temper.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Was as great as.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
You have it. We can't play that. It's not beat
the still. We can't play that.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Oh no, no, I don't. I don't have it beat
out all right. Anyway, I have lots of those. I
sent Elvis one over the weekend, just just for fun.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
People are saying I have a temper because I'm a leo.
Oh yeah, but what have you thrown when you were angry, Daniel?
I know you've thrown something.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
I threw markers. That's Scary's head.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Remember, yeah.

Speaker 9 (17:52):
Oho, but because okay, but let's talk about why.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
It was years and years ago.

Speaker 9 (17:57):
He came up behind me and he licked my neck. Yo,
he and I was like what what what? And so
what The first thing that was near me was a
box of markers, So I turned around and chucked it
at his head.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
We were kids. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
I did throw a whole pizza at a boyfriend once.
A whole pizza.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
You know, straight Nate. He throws headphones all the time.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
He does.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
I think this is like my fifth pair.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
You break them?

Speaker 18 (18:20):
Yeah, I get angry.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Call her phones? Have you broken?

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah? He throws his phone too. No phones, that's the
only one with the temper. What have you thrown?

Speaker 11 (18:30):
One time I threw a whole bunch of coasters and
it caused a scene because they went flying in every direction.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Good.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
I was angry.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Why were you angry?

Speaker 11 (18:36):
Because I got into an argument with my boyfriend and
I was gonna leave and he was standing in front
of the door and he was a neat freak. So
I was like, oh, if I mess up his apartment,
he'll move because he's going to go clean it up.
So I started throwing all his coasters.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Who's having a tempertation right now?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
What's the matter that the phone won't work?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Older he breaks phones?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I just said that, don't beat the phone.

Speaker 18 (18:55):
You know.

Speaker 9 (18:55):
I had a desk thrown at me once. You did, Yeah,
it was a kid, threw it at me. I was teaching.
This is hard. I was teaching Catholic school. I was
teaching CCD and the kid in the class got pissed
and he took his desk and tossed it at me.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
One time I had given him a trigger word.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
That's the reason.

Speaker 11 (19:12):
I had a set of like janitor keys thrown at
me and it actually hit me in the face. Oh yeah,
I got cut, and then a coworker got fired.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
It was dramatic.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Was it the janitor that threw the keys at you?

Speaker 11 (19:21):
No, it was just one of my disgruntled coworkers who
was on the show. We got into fighting on the air,
and he threw keys at me.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh my god, what's going on? Why are you yes?
So many good calls. I can't get to him because
we got this scrappy phone.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Oh my god, Oh my god. The whole place is.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Just the whole place is just falling to pieces.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Falling to pieces, going to hell in a handbasket. Anyway,
what is that?

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Why did you write? Now the number twenty one?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
A bunch of people on hold, so we'll do some call.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Okay, okay, we're going to talk to them.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
This is, by the way. The whole show really is
just on a slippery slope. To help, let's go talk
to Ryan.

Speaker 10 (20:00):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Ryan, Hey did we talk to you the other day?

Speaker 21 (20:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, you live out Morristown. Oh you live in Morristown, Tennessee. Right, okay,
because there's a Morristown, New Jersey not far from my
house anyway. Well, hey, hey, so look, every once in
a while things go wrong. She pick up something, you
throw it across the room.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
It makes sense to me, right, So, your mom, what
would she do?

Speaker 22 (20:29):
She?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Your mom was like a typical mom. She would say
things that only moms can say. Right, what did she
say to you?

Speaker 21 (20:37):
You know, I don't recall exactly what happened. I just
remember I was a teenager and we were in an argument,
and we were in the kitchen and the next thing
I know, she takes the dice out of the cabinet
and throws it at me.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
She threw a glass across the room. And then what
did she say?

Speaker 23 (20:57):
Look what you made me?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Do Mom's mom say things like that? Yeah, Like my
mom would say, you know what, this is all apped up?
And I don't use that word like you do use
that word.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
You just use that word, mom, You're a mom.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
I mean all the time.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
If you didn't say that, I wouldn't have.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Had to do that. Well, she didn't hit you with
the glass, did she, Ryan, No, she didn't. Okay, maybe
next time. Thanks for listening, Ryan, I appreciate you. Let's
go talk to Erica. Hi. Erica, Hello, So your mom
and dad would throw things at each other.

Speaker 24 (21:32):
Not very often, but there was one time we were
sitting at the dinner table with me and my sister,
my mom and dad. My dad started to carve the chicken,
full roasted chicken dinner, started to carve it. All of
a sudden, the grease started leaking out of the chicken
and leaning towards him. He picked up the chicken and
just threw it across the table at my mom. My
mom picked up a beer and threw it right back

(21:52):
at him.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
My god, they're having a food file.

Speaker 22 (21:58):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
I could. I don't know. I feel weird about someone
throwing a beard someone, but throwing a chicken is totally fine.

Speaker 24 (22:07):
Chicken we went to McDonald's dinner.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, yeah, all right, and they got it all out
all right.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Thank you, Erica, Thanks for listening.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
I'm gonna throw a chicken at you. Hi, another Erica. Hi, Erica, Hi,
good morning, well, good morning. So uh it was the
year two thousand and four, right, and the Yankees lost
to the Red Sox.

Speaker 12 (22:31):
Yeah, go ahead, And I was very calm after they lost.

Speaker 25 (22:37):
I very quietly went upstairs to my room and my
closet door and I tried shutting it about five times
until I ripped it off the hinges and threw it
across the room.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
You ripped your closet door off the hinges and threw
it across the room.

Speaker 25 (22:55):
I may or may not have projected anger on to
the closet door.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Let's Yankees just ripping a door off the wall and
throwing it across the room. That's hot. I love that, Anastasia.
How are you, Anastasia?

Speaker 12 (23:13):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
How are you okay?

Speaker 5 (23:15):
So, yeah, you got upset? What happened?

Speaker 12 (23:18):
Well, I was actually my roommate at the time she
got upset, and we know, we were just talking and
joking around, and then she threw a dildo at me.
And it's the kind that like suctions to the wall,
so it like suction to my forehead.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Suction cupked dildo.

Speaker 18 (23:42):
On your on your.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Forehead, yep.

Speaker 12 (23:45):
And we had like plunge it off because it was
so stuck on that when she like yanked off with
a big circle on my head and I had to
walk around kind of just like, oh well from a.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, this is when you should always have a camera
ready to go, not not not fake for work. By
the way, that plays a great video in my head
watching your roommate throw a dildo at your forehead and
gets stuck.

Speaker 12 (24:11):
Yeah, I thought, coming at me in slow motion.

Speaker 16 (24:13):
You know my life is alright.

Speaker 12 (24:20):
Thanks, Thanks, love guys, Thanks for listening to us.

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Hey, what's up there?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
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Speaker 5 (24:54):
Nate wants to talk about robots. Yeah, they freaked me out.

Speaker 13 (24:59):
Have you guys been till I I think it's stopping
shot and they have that robot that prowls the aisles.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
I tell you, when I see it coming, I go
the other one. I don't want to have anything to
do with these robots.

Speaker 15 (25:10):
Me too.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
That thing freaks me out and then it has that
voice clean up at Aisles seven.

Speaker 15 (25:17):
Ah, I think this is just.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Too close to terminator. If you have you been anywhere to.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Have these robots.

Speaker 11 (25:23):
No, the only robots I've seen have been in like
a hotel in Vegas. The little one that brings you
your food and kind of like tries to direct you
to your room.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
That guy's cute. I don't run from him. But these
apparently terror bots in the grocery store are different.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Danielle ran into a room service robot at a hotel
and it didn't quite work.

Speaker 9 (25:42):
So it was in the hallway and it was trying
to get into the elevator and it just couldn't get in.
So I'm like, well, obviously it's supposed to be bringing
whatever this is to someone. So I went behind the robot.
It started fortunate trying to get into the elevator.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, but it didn't.

Speaker 9 (25:58):
It wasn't working, So I said, well, I don't know
what you want me to do. I said, come on it,
and I was talking to it like it was actually
a human. I'm like, okay, come in.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
You helped out a robot that one day, we'll turn
around and shoot you in the head.

Speaker 9 (26:10):
Right that exactly.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Amazon has released this personal robot for your house. It's
like a thousand bucks, right. It will like go troll
through your house to make sure everything's fine and no
one's there's no intruder there. It'll go check the oven
to make sure it's not left on. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
I don't know if I'm ready for the robot in
the house.

Speaker 11 (26:28):
Okay, but if it is left on, does this robot
shut it off or does it just tell you, hey,
you left your oven on and in streuss more froggy.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
If you checked it out, do we know more about it?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
No, I saw the same thing. It was like a
thousand dollars. My issue was my dogs, Like, I don't
know that my dog's going to be very welcoming to
a robot in the house when nobody's home. That's not
going to go well.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
But more and more of these robots are showing up.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
People are checking in saying that, you know, if they're
in the hospital, sometimes robots roll by with their medication
and and you know whatever. It's just I don't know.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
That makes me nervous. If robot gives the wrongs to
somebody just because the robot.

Speaker 27 (27:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Well, so what we're talking about here is us, you know,
on the the eve of a world of robots, And
eventually we'll go remember that conversation we had about how
much we hated robots. Yeah, and by then we'll I'll
be living with them and having sex with them and
all sorts of things.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
For me now.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Sometimes, you know, sometimes we feel like we do part
pardon me? Are you a robot? By chance?

Speaker 3 (27:30):
But yeah, I'm like Nate, if I see one coming
down the aisle, I'm not. I'm going to another aisle.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I run away from it.

Speaker 11 (27:35):
Yeah, the ones at the grocery store, what are they
trolling the aisles for? Just like a mess or a
cleanup or what are they trying to direct you somewhere?

Speaker 3 (27:42):
They sometimes have coupons for the items that they're rolling by.
I don't know, Scotty, you're the grocery store king.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
What do they do?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yes, in giant and stopping shop stores, they are there
to detect spills so people don't fall, and they call
for a cleanup. That's all they're for.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
And their name is Marty.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
But it's so sad because I've seen it.

Speaker 9 (27:59):
Their name is Marty.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I've seen it in front of the spill and it
just stands there and it just don't clean it. They
don't clean it.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
We better have one of those those rokus or whatever
they're called.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
I don't know what are they called the room. At
least clean up.

Speaker 15 (28:15):
A human.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Marty does nothing. Talk to Jeff online twenty three. He's
familiar with Marty the shopping the shop right robot. Hi, Jeff, Hey,
good morning.

Speaker 21 (28:25):
How are you guys?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
We're great?

Speaker 19 (28:27):
Now.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Does Marty do something other than just stand there and
bitch and moan about a spill on the floor.

Speaker 10 (28:32):
No, actually he does.

Speaker 21 (28:33):
Absolutely. It's actually a shet.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
It's called Marty, but it's a female.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
I don't know. I didn't know. I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
We had uh, yeah we had gender.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah, we had pronounces it.

Speaker 28 (28:44):
It actually doesn't literally do anything. It scours the aisles
and it detects any debris or anything in the aisle
and then just sends a page over the loud speaker
for a human to then go over and clean it up.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Oh yeah, that's definitely a guy. That's a guy. Move
it's Marty was really a clean it up.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
The cost.

Speaker 28 (29:07):
They cost several thousand dollars per store, and no one
thought to put, like you said, a roomba on the
bottom to at least pick up the small stuff.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Wow stands there screaming for help.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Okay, so of course we're talking about the voice of
Marty because I really can understand or grasp the concept
of a robot being male or female.

Speaker 12 (29:27):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Do you pick it up and look under its tail.
It's a girl.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
All right, Well, thank you, thank you, Jeff until Marty
we said hi.

Speaker 21 (29:38):
Oh well dude, thanks so much, guys, thank you.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
One more call from line twenty. It's Alyssa.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
So your your grocery store chain is giant and they
have do they have Marty the robot or a different name?

Speaker 15 (29:48):
Do we know it's it's.

Speaker 29 (29:50):
Marty and it's got these giant googly eyes.

Speaker 23 (29:52):
And it is just freaky.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Do you stay alone on an aisle with Marty the robot?
Or do you rush along to another aisle?

Speaker 23 (30:00):
Oh no, I give Marty like a good like six
feet perimeter because it just freaks me out.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah, wow, all right, Marty. They're saying that Marty does
bring in quite a savings per year. I don't know
how they calculate it, but uh, I don't know people who's.

Speaker 30 (30:16):
Worth it though?

Speaker 23 (30:17):
What's how freaky it is?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (30:19):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I mean, is it worth the people like like you
and me who don't want to go there because Marty's
trolling up and down the aisles.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Just yelling for help, not even doing anything.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yeah, I'd be like Marty, go get me some Raisin brand.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Go anyway.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Thank you for listening, Alyssa, and have a great day.

Speaker 10 (30:37):
Okay, awesome, thank you.

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Speaker 3 (31:17):
We have a listener on the line. Good morning listener,
good morning, good morning. Is okay if we say your name? Yeah, absolutely,
good morning, Kristen. Okay, I already know why she's calling
and uh and what she's asking everything and I already
have my answer for you, but I'm going to leave it,
leave it be until everyone else can hear your story.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
So you are so excited you're getting married, right.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, next summer and it should be the most happiest
time of your life getting married. So how did you
guys decide to get married? What's the ceremony going to
be like?

Speaker 16 (31:50):
So we actually decided on a cruise ship wedding. My
fiance has already been married before. The idea of doing
a full traditional wedding and being in front of all
those people in doing that stresses me out so much.
So we were actually just going to do a courthouse
wedding and just kind of get it over and be
done with. But then we heard that you can do
weddings on cruise ships and it was kind of perfect

(32:11):
for us because everything's all pre planned. We picked a date,
picked a ship, we just kind of show up and
whoever wants to come can join us. So we're pretty
excited about the idea of that.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
And that's what it is, cruise ships, you know, it is.
If you can make it, we'd love to have you anyway. So,
but there is a fly in the ointment, as they say, and.

Speaker 19 (32:30):
What is that?

Speaker 16 (32:32):
That would be my sister in law. Okay, so yeah,
we have we butted heads the time or two in
the past, but we work through it and we try
to be as civil with each other as possible. But
she's already starting to make comments about how expensive it
is and she's going to have to start fundraising and
selling feet pictures and doing this and that to be

(32:53):
able to afford it.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Comes for she's gonna self self feet pictures. She has
a planned she was she must really want to be there.
So she's already given you grief. Oh my god, it's
going to cost me a lot of money to go
on the cruise ship. Blah blah blah. So how is
it as of today, Like, what's the latest conversation you had?

Speaker 16 (33:11):
So we haven't even had a conversation. I have a
Facebook group put together with all the information in one
central location going on, and what they need to do
is leaving comments.

Speaker 23 (33:20):
She has expressly about it, right.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
She's leaving comments on the Facebook page.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Okay, well, means maybe there should be a direct conversation.

Speaker 9 (33:28):
What's that, Daniel, I mean, do we want to give
our opinions yet?

Speaker 12 (33:30):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Absolutely?

Speaker 9 (33:31):
Well, I feel like, it's your wedding and you need
to do your wedding the way you want to do it.
And unfortunately, not everyone's going to agree. And if she
can't afford to be there, then you just have to
understand and you have to be understanding about it and
she has to just not come.

Speaker 30 (33:47):
And that's it.

Speaker 11 (33:47):
I mean, I think, you know, Yeah, I think the
mistake came by telling people you were getting married.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Should have been a secret you.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Did.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
No, that is not real That is not real life advice.

Speaker 11 (34:00):
No, because of course people are gonna people always complain
about destination weddings or having to spend a ton of
money on weddings.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
They just do.

Speaker 11 (34:06):
And if you want something private for yourself, you should
definitely do what you want. Just don't tell them come
back and throw a tiny party.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Hey, so you haven't had a direct conversation. I think
you should first of all.

Speaker 16 (34:18):
And yeah, no, yeah, that's the plan. I just needed
to complain about it a little bit.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
So I don't I get that.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
But here's the thing. I so agree with Danielle, not
as much.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
I said she should do what she wants.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
You want.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
It is your wedding, and.

Speaker 16 (34:32):
You know, and so for the wedding, we plant ceremony
import Oh.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
So they can go to the ceremony before the cruise
ship takes off.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Yeah, and so they can get off. That's good, I know,
But it's your wedding. This phone line is not doing well.
Here's the thing. It is your wedding.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
You should do what you want. But there's another thing
to consider. She is your sister in law and you're
stuck with each other, so there needs to be there
needs to be a conversation. You need to connect with
her because face it, you want to get along. You
don't want to cause or you don't want them to
think you're trying to cause problem.

Speaker 9 (35:05):
Maybe she thinks she's being funny and she doesn't realize
she's really hurting your feelings.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
That's probably what it is, which means it's.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
Not what it is.

Speaker 23 (35:17):
It's not nearly as funny as she thinks she is.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Well, look, let me ask you this and you can
be candid with us. Is there a chance that you
knew she wouldn't be able to go, so that's why
you did it this way?

Speaker 9 (35:29):
I mean, okay, now I'm changing my mind about what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Lady Chris, we plan to.

Speaker 16 (35:40):
Have the ceremony inport, so she's come to the ceremony
but not have to come on the cruise with us.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
There's a problem there.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Look, I get that. I get that.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
You know, and you want not only at the wedding,
but you want the people surrounding you post wedding and
out at sea to be people that you like and
get along with.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
But always keep in mind.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
In the back of your head, you guys are stuck
with each other forever, unless there's a divorce down the road.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
You guys, You guys, you guys are your sisters in
law until the end of whatever. So keep that in mind,
and you know, be a little gentle. But at the
end of the day, it is your wedding. It is
your day and your trip. So best of luck.

Speaker 16 (36:21):
Wow, yeah, I know, thank you very much. I appreciate
your guys wise with someone.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
In put on this, but well, well, thank you, and
you know what, congratulations christ At the end of the day,
you're kicking off a marriage and you want it to
be right.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
And uh, but you know what, sometimes, you know, you
know you can always throw her overboard. No, no, I'm kidding,
don't do it.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Don't do that.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Thank you Kristin and all the best of you. And again, congratulations, thank.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
You, Thank you guys.

Speaker 16 (36:47):
I love listening to you so much.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Well, thank you. Take care. Yeah, that's a tough one.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
What was that name.

Speaker 13 (36:52):
Well, we had a situation with somebody that was going
to come to our family member that was going to
come to our wedding that we didn't want there. So
we found a way to start a fight that made
them decide to not come in the first Wow, mature.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
By the way.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
I can't even go to detail. But your family has
a lot of drawing. What's that?

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Scary? I always get suspicious when people do destination weddings.
I'm like, they just want like twenty people there.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
It doesn't matter. It's what they want.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
Yes, that's their their decisions.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Scary, it's what they want.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Which is great. Maybe they do a dinner when they
get that. For the people who couldn't make it, don't
tell anyone, no, you gotta they're gonna find Outandi, can
you live in the real world? For you?

Speaker 5 (37:29):
You drink way too much coffee.

Speaker 11 (37:31):
I think plenty of people get married in secret all
the time, and then they come home and they're like, hey,
I got married, Let's have a party.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
That is a way to do it.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Yeah, that is a way to do it for the drama.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I like that in the real world.

Speaker 9 (37:39):
My favorite is when you go to like the Bahamas
or whatever and it's just the bride and groom and
you can tell that the whole bridal party is like rented,
like everybody's from the islands, or people.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
You meet at the bar.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (37:53):
What do you guys do here? We're here to get
married tomorrow morning. We'll see you there at ten o'clock.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
You want to be my best man?

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Come on, man a man, that's a good idea.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
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Hey, this is Lady Gaga.

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Speaker 5 (38:33):
Everyone's say good morning to our friend, Carlos, Hi, Carlos, who.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
We're doing well?

Speaker 5 (38:38):
We're doing well.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
You know what, I was really really putting a lot
of thought into the text you sent me a couple
of days ago, and I'm so happy we could get
you on the phone to talk about it.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Do you want to remind everyone what your question for me.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Was on the text?

Speaker 19 (38:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 29 (38:52):
My question was.

Speaker 31 (39:00):
Generally ask a man again or come back to say? Okay,
by the way, are you going to leave the exact
same life?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Okay? So the good question, and by the way, I
don't if you understood it, because the phones are kind
of messed up, Carlos. The question was, if you could
be born again and choose what to be gay or straight,
would you come back as a straight guy instead knowing
everything that you went through in your life, good or bad?
Is that basically that is what you asked originally?

Speaker 12 (39:23):
Right?

Speaker 15 (39:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (39:24):
Can you?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Oh no, I can't. Hell, now you sound crystal clear.

Speaker 9 (39:27):
He's not underwater anymore.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
This is an interesting question. May I ask from from
which point of view are you coming from? Are you
a gay or straight man? I'm a straight man, okay,
And but so you asked this question, and I find
it a very deep question. And as a matter of fact,
I don't want this to turn into a conversation that
that upsets people or makes people uncomfortable, because a lot
of people may be an understanding. But look, I love

(39:51):
having conversations like this. I think it's fabulous.

Speaker 31 (39:53):
So that's what I told Nate that that I didn't
want to sound as I'm insulking anybody.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Not at all.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
No, No, I love questions that make us think. And
I'm gonna get into this right now.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Thank you for listening to us, Carlos. We're gonna jump
into it right now. Thanks to you.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
All right, all right, go have a great day and
listen in all right. So the question was if I
can do it again, knowing what I've been through as
a gay boy than gay man, would I do it again? Look,
it's a difficult question to answer because it's not possible,
so you know, you know me, I was like, well,
it's not possible, So why would I even answer that question.

(40:28):
I fortunately, through growing up and knowing I was gay
at a very young age, I really had nothing to
complain about as far as how people treated me. I've
had just very little harassment in high school, very little,
and I grew up a gay boy and turned into
a gay man with little or.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
No problems at all. I was one of the lucky ones.
I know for a fact.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Through many people I've mentored and many people I've talked to,
people have come to me for advice. They have been
through hell and continue to go through hell. Yeah, okay,
and it also being a gay guy and growing up
and seeing the condition and what people go through has
helped me better understand people of different races, people from
different backgrounds, and and to me that has been quite

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the advantage.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I love that I of being a gay man. I
don't know if I if I can really make a
true connection here. I am more sensitive to my women
friends and what they're going through in life, and I
have a side of me that is definitely leaning to
the towards the feminine, and I can understand women better
than I think a lot of other guys, gay or
straight go through.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
I don't know why, but I just do.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
With that said, I I would happily come back as
a gay man. You know, if I if I had
to check a mark like okay, new Life, what do
you want?

Speaker 32 (41:50):
Gay?

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Straight?

Speaker 12 (41:51):
Go like?

Speaker 33 (41:51):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Gay because you know what, it's all. I know, I'm
just I know I'm being too realistic for what could
be a fun conversation.

Speaker 11 (41:59):
No, I think it's important though, and I mean on
the counter of that, yes, if I were to be
able to pick what I came back as, I think
I would come back as something completely different because I
know what this is like. I know it's what it's
like to be a brown female in this world. I
would maybe want to experience what it'd be like to
be something else. And it's not that I don't like
being brown or being a female. I love it, But

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I just want to see, you know, from like you said,
you get a different perspective on life based on how
you come into this world.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I would like to see something different.

Speaker 19 (42:26):
You know.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
What makes me really upset is if I hear and
I've heard gay people say, I've definitely heard of recent
days and in recent days of transgendered people say if
I could do it again, I would not choose this life.
And that breaks my heart, right, yeah, it breaks my
heart because they are living in a life that is

(42:48):
just really rough for them. To be able to look
yourself in the mirror and say, basically, I don't like
who you are.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
It makes me sad.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
It may it may it makes me I just want
to I want to cry. And it makes me very
sad that anyone, no matter what you're going through in life.
Let's say you are blessed with beautiful kids, but you
don't you don't want kids, you know whatever, your challenge
is to look at yourself and say, I wish I
could have a redo.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
That makes me so sad.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
It makes me sad. Yeah, so gosh, Carlos, you know, yeah,
I'll come back as a gay guy.

Speaker 19 (43:23):
You know.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Sure, ain't no regrets.

Speaker 9 (43:26):
That I'm going to come back as a caterpillar, because
then I become.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
A butterfly and you can own more shoes. I could.

Speaker 9 (43:34):
Oh, I never thought of that part.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
You could would take longer to tie tie all your shoelaces. Yeah,
but I don't know what do you see it on
the text messages. I don't want to offend anyone today,
and I just this is just a this is one
of those things. It's actually a great conversation to have
with a friend who is able to have an adult conversation. Yeah,
we have some very poignant, uh text messages that agree

(43:57):
with you that want to come back. One man said
he's a straight man, he like to come back as
a lesbian.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Okay, yeah, to a froggy answer, this is my favorite text.
I'm a gay man, and I always have a conversation
with my friends. I would most certainly come back as
a straight female so I could have sex with all
the hot straight boys.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Okay, so if you would have, if you would have
turned it into the fun conversation, I'm with you.

Speaker 15 (44:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
You know, I know it. Ask me, do I do
I want to do something different than I'm doing.

Speaker 34 (44:32):
No.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
I love my life, even though the hardships and I
have very few. You know, I'm very, very very blessed,
and I'm so grateful for the life I have. I
don't I don't want to change it scary for me.

Speaker 17 (44:44):
I'd come back straighter than I am right now. I
would actually, I would actually be more assertive. I would
do things differently.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
You know what, So you just said that being straight
is meaning you're more assertive. That's that's exactly what you
just said.

Speaker 17 (44:58):
You know the kind of person I am, I've always been,
you know, I've always been kind of like a background
guy who just takes everything on the doormat.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
I just you know, yeah, no, no, you're saying if
you're a more straight, you wouldn't be the dormant. That's
what you just said today. But maybe I would do
things a little differently. I'd rethink my life a little bit.
I'd be like, you know what, if you were straighter,
meaning you're gay. I don't understand. What does anyone understand
what he's saying?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
I do walk away?

Speaker 3 (45:24):
What does he say exactly?

Speaker 11 (45:26):
I think what he meant to say was he would
like to come back more of an alpha than he
is currently.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
But he says something.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Attention for you to redo is a gayer straight thing?
Is you you would be more of an alpha male.
It has nothing to do with being I'm a beta
guy scared, like if I could come back, I would
come back smarter, an extroverted beta. Okay, Okay, so we're

(45:59):
changing this from uh, gay versus straight to like changing
something else, like the color of your skin or changing
the color of your hair or your personality. You really
probably should go sit in the corner.

Speaker 9 (46:12):
Do you still want to be Italian?

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (46:15):
All behalf of Italians? Do you want him?

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Anyone?

Speaker 8 (46:17):
Really?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I'm giving it back.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
I got to say, I kind of I wonder.

Speaker 9 (46:22):
I do wonder what it would be like to be
a lesbian. Okay, you know, like sometimes I wonder if
I would have gone that way at one point.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
But let's talk about that.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
It's okay, people go through phases. Phases aren't the same thing, No, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
But I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (46:39):
I don't know, you know, because you think about, like
you said, you know what it's like being what you are?
Would you want to try something different? But if you
don't remember what you used to be, then what's you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
It's one of the It's one of those conversations that
really has no real eff But okay, if you wonder
what life would have been like as a lesbian, look
at it in a deeper sense. Well, okay, you're talking
about having, uh, you're forming romantic relationships with another woman
right now. Now, what you know about women versus men,
you do see the different dynamic, possibly because women and

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men are different as far as in many in men regards.

Speaker 9 (47:18):
And I know how I am that time of the month,
So I don't know if I would want to put
up with another woman. Okay, I gotta take a lot
of things into consideration here.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
I can keep in mind, you know, we are also
under the assumption that you you are born this way.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah, and so you know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
It's I don't producer, Sam, That's why have you thought
about this?

Speaker 6 (47:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 33 (47:36):
I think in a past life I may have been
attracted to women, just because I'm so naturally attracted to women,
but it never crosses that line where it's a really
like sexual.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Action thing, you know what I mean.

Speaker 33 (47:45):
She checked them out constantly, and I find them mysterious
and beautiful and I love them. So I'm sure at
one life past I was either a lesbian or a
straight man.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I like this text from a woman. She said, I'd
come back with a penis and I'd stick it everywhere. Yeah,
I'm scary, scary. Maybe you'll come back.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
With a piece, see Ghandi and I like penis so much.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
I think you've give it up.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Well, thanks for comment.

Speaker 11 (48:08):
I would come back, I think as like a very big,
strong straight mail because I would want to have a
penis just to see I have.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
One of my guy friends was like, you have no
idea what it's like to have one. Till you have one.
You've got to put it on everything. He's like your keyboard.

Speaker 9 (48:22):
We might not leave the house, Gandy.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
You're not supposed to repeat those things, I tell her.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Sorry anyway, So Okay, I'm glad this turned into a
fun conversation, but it really is. It is an important
thing to understand that you you have something going on
in you currently in this life that's fabulous, and sometimes
you got to dig to find it because of the
rhetoric you live in and the crazy times. By the way,

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we say these are craziest times ever. No, ten years
ago that we said the same thing. You know, twenty
years ago, you'll continue to say twenty years ago, we
were living in the craziest time ever.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
And that's never going to change, I guess. But anyway,
straight Nate, what about you?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
We call you straight Nate.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
You'll be gay night.

Speaker 13 (49:02):
Actually, what Elvis said really made me think about this.
I don't think I've really experienced anything in my life
to make me want a change, right, so I can.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
See where we had a lot of texts.

Speaker 13 (49:10):
Actually, sadly, we had some texts of people saying they
were they were gay, they're gay, and they wish they
had been straight, so they didn't have to go through
those tough times, which made me really sad to think
of what they went through, but at the same time
thinking about myself that I didn't go through anything like
that to make me want to change. So no, I'm
comfortable being straight.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Nate, Okay, yeah, then carry on straight.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
I will.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
I'll be up straight or Nate as Scary wanted to be.
I mean, I don't know how that's possible.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
By the way, scary.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
No, I don't want to be Italian. I don't want
to be straighter.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
I don't know how that.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
I don't know how that works.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
So all right, well, okay, interesting conversation, and I'm I'm
happy that ninety nine percent of people texting and understood where.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
We were coming from.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Look, you know, I'm I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
I think it's better to have a morning show where
we can actually talk about something other than, you know,
farting in a jar and then ceiling it up and
giving it as a gardetude. Proby wanted to talk about
that today, I'm not going.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
Yeah, that would be like when you opened.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
It depends on house. Just fast you open?

Speaker 31 (50:12):
Can you?

Speaker 6 (50:12):
I want to say, yeah, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran,
the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Garrett, tell me about it, talk about it all right.
So Ann wants to play a phone tap on our
boyfriend Billy.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Now, Anne was left in charge at Billy's apartment to
wait for a painter to come the painter room at
Billy's apartment.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
So An's going to start the call. Then I'm going
to join in as the great painter.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
The Great Painter is played by Garrett.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
Here we go, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 23 (50:42):
What's going on?

Speaker 26 (50:44):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (50:44):
You know the painters here?

Speaker 25 (50:46):
Oh?

Speaker 21 (50:46):
Good?

Speaker 6 (50:47):
What color did you order?

Speaker 16 (50:49):
Who?

Speaker 6 (50:52):
He? Kind of I think he might have kind of
messed up?

Speaker 7 (50:57):
Looks not exactly.

Speaker 6 (50:58):
Blue kind of well, it's like it's not blue.

Speaker 29 (51:02):
It's kind of like maybe like a raspberry color.

Speaker 23 (51:06):
What yeah?

Speaker 15 (51:09):
You like BlackBerry? Like dark blue?

Speaker 19 (51:11):
Like what?

Speaker 7 (51:12):
What?

Speaker 22 (51:13):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
What's here?

Speaker 7 (51:17):
Let me talk to this guy who's been back forward
on emails like four times about this. I know.

Speaker 23 (51:21):
See what happens when you don't hire a professional.

Speaker 7 (51:23):
I told you not to just get some guy off painting.

Speaker 15 (51:25):
I don't need to pay five out.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
No, it's paint, it's den.

Speaker 12 (51:29):
Sir, excuse me.

Speaker 11 (51:30):
Can you talk to my boyfriend for a second.

Speaker 9 (51:32):
He has a question for you.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Yeah, Billy, this is run. What's up? How are you?
Things are going great here?

Speaker 7 (51:38):
You're doing the wrong color.

Speaker 10 (51:39):
What's going on?

Speaker 15 (51:40):
What do you mean we talked about we talked about blue.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of bluish with the hint of red.
I mean I turned to we.

Speaker 15 (51:50):
Can talk about red.

Speaker 22 (51:51):
There's no hint of red.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
It's blue.

Speaker 22 (51:53):
I want to call yours go and get blue paint
and fix it.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I could do that, but I can't fix your TV.

Speaker 15 (52:00):
I'm not asking to pick my pet.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
I'm asking to paint my room.

Speaker 35 (52:03):
Oh I got just a little bit of paint on
the television and it seems not to be working. What yeah,
totally What do you mean some paint dropped and uh
totally my bad?

Speaker 7 (52:17):
Uh but uh, pat, did you knock over a pan?

Speaker 35 (52:20):
No? No, no, no, but I didn't think the paint
would drop from the ceiling. Really haven't really done this before.

Speaker 15 (52:26):
But you know you were a painter.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Well yeah, you know in my free time when I'm
not mowing lawns.

Speaker 16 (52:31):
No, no, no, you called me.

Speaker 15 (52:33):
You're a painter. You talk pain What have you painted?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Well, sir, are you familiar with with Justin Timberlake?

Speaker 7 (52:41):
Yeah, you're gonna tell me you painted it house?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
No, no, no, I I painted for his gardener and
he loved it. Ever got yourself to a painter?

Speaker 24 (52:50):
And you know what a paint a room?

Speaker 6 (52:52):
It's a slat screen TV hanging on my wall.

Speaker 22 (52:55):
If you broke that, what's coming.

Speaker 31 (52:56):
Out of you?

Speaker 7 (52:57):
You and I have my plans?

Speaker 35 (52:58):
All right, Let's talk payment really quick? Can I ask
your girlfriend does she have did you leave it somewhere?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Or I'm just getting Okay, pull my girl from back
on the phone? Okay, fair enough? Yeah, ex excuse me? Yeah,
he needs you. The guy wants to get paid.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
Did you leave some money?

Speaker 24 (53:16):
You pay that my television?

Speaker 25 (53:23):
It's just a TV.

Speaker 15 (53:24):
You don't like TV?

Speaker 35 (53:25):
You like?

Speaker 15 (53:26):
Shoot?

Speaker 19 (53:26):
Oh?

Speaker 24 (53:27):
I love a couple of shows up.

Speaker 15 (53:30):
Clim I'm bolling you through.

Speaker 31 (53:32):
You know a little.

Speaker 16 (53:34):
Shoes you have?

Speaker 31 (53:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
All right?

Speaker 31 (53:35):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull my girl from back phone.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
My name is Garret from Elvis Strand in the Morning
Show and you just got phone.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Tap by Anne.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Hey, I love you?

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Are you kidding? What do you got to say to
your lovely girlfriend?

Speaker 6 (53:48):
Elvis Duran phone time.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants the.

Speaker 26 (53:55):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
morning show.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Hey, so this is kind of a touchy subject, but
here we go. Have you ever had to dump someone
you didn't even know you were dating?

Speaker 4 (54:12):
You know what I'm saying, Oh, Man, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes you're hanging out
with someone, you're chilling out whatever, and you think you're
in separate lanes, but they think you're in the same lane,
and you're like, no, we're not, and you're making this
so uncomfortable. I can't I can't deal with you.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Look, I don't know. Have you ever though, yes, Gandhi
you Yes?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:40):
How did that go for you?

Speaker 4 (54:41):
It was super awkward, and it happened in front of
my sister.

Speaker 11 (54:45):
So it was like one of those things where I
thought we were just hanging out and having a good time,
and then he said something that made it very clear
he thought differently, and he thought it was super serious,
and I was like, oh no, we should have this
conversation right now. And my sister said, don't you ever
in your life do something like that?

Speaker 4 (55:01):
In front of me. Ever again, I was so uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
O my god.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Well, we had to have the conversation as soon as
it came up.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
It was important, you do, you have to have it immediately.
I was seeing this guy.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
This was in God, this is after college, and uh,
I you know, go hang at his house sometimes whatever.
And then one time I went over, we had dinner
and whatever, and he says, are you staying over?

Speaker 5 (55:23):
I said yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
He so I bought you a toothbrush and I immediately said,
I immediately said, I'm going home tonight. I'm not I'm
not in.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
I'm not here. I'm not the toothbrush. Boyfriend, I'm not
I'm not there, you know.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
And then you and you don't want to throw out
the baby with the bath water, right, But at the
same time you know that this isn't gonna work.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Yeah, but they come with it.

Speaker 9 (55:49):
Sometimes they come with the U haul already and it's like,
whoa down.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Up, back it up.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
I was just asking for a friend.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I mean, I'm married. I don't have to worry.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Wait.

Speaker 9 (56:01):
I was going to say, wait a second.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Too late to do you know what? And then let's
say you are dating someone casually. I guess you have
to have those conversations and make sure the word casual
comes up. Otherwise they think it's official. It's either casual
or official, right, yes, And so this is where it
gets tricky in relationships because it takes two to have
a relationship, all right, But if you're traveling in different

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lanes in different speeds, at different speeds, you don't know
like who's going to get there first, right or you
or I may just exit off early and not even.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Go to your exit.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 11 (56:38):
And I've had so many conversations with friends who say
somebody is cheating on them, and I'm like, well, are
you really getting cheated on?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Or did you?

Speaker 11 (56:45):
Guys never have a discussion and it's still an open
casual dating situation.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
People need to be clear about those things.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Wait wait, wait, back up. So if you've asked a
friend that, if a friend Gandhi comes up and says
he cheated on me, and then you actually directly and
ask the question, wait, are you sure he cheated on you?
I mean, are you really official? How do they respond?
How have they responded to stuff like that?

Speaker 11 (57:06):
So sometimes it has gone terribly wrong and they've been like,
you're supposed to always be on my side.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
What the hell is wrong with you?

Speaker 11 (57:11):
But there have been two instances where my friend said,
holy crap, we never had that conversation. We probably should
have that conversation, and you're right because we are just
dating right now. They liked this person a little more
than that person like them, and then they have the conversation,
which I think is important.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Interesting text. My husband and I had to dump another
couple who thought we were in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Wow, what.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
I'd like some more details on that one, Mike?

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Is he still on nine twenty four? Here we go,
let's go talk to Mike.

Speaker 23 (57:43):
Hello Mike, good morning.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Hey, So we're talking about the uncomfortable thing dumping someone
you didn't even know you were dating. Now, it must
be twice as bad if it's someone at work. But
you had that and you actually taken an extra step.
Tell everyone what happened to you.

Speaker 35 (58:05):
So.

Speaker 7 (58:06):
I am a nurse and one of my coworkers and
I were very close.

Speaker 21 (58:10):
We were friends, We were having a good time. She
was a very sweet girl.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
A few of us decided to go to Nashville for
the weekend, and by the end of the weekend, she
told me that she loved me and that we were
going to be like the best boyfriend girlfriend ever. Mind you,
she has known for years that I am gay, so
it was very uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
So you had to dump someone who is a coworker
and who knows you're gay.

Speaker 32 (58:42):
Yes, but eight hour drive home was pretty awkward.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Oh god, you know what here, my dad always said,
if you see a bus coming down the street, don't
walk in front of it, and she did. She actually,
because you are a bus and you're rolling down the street,
and she walked right in front of it.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
I mean, so you guys over that yet? Is is
it still going comfortable around her? What's going on?

Speaker 19 (59:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (59:08):
That's that's sad.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
But at the same time, like if that was her decision,
then yet I hope she's happy.

Speaker 16 (59:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Oh you know what, that's a good attitude, Mike. Okay, good, Well, look,
hey have fun at that bachelorette party. You guys, be
safe and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 21 (59:24):
Okay, will do, thank you.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Mike must be a great catch though. Yeah, he will
never date me because he's gay and we work together.
I think I'm going a railroad him and see force
him to force him to have a relationship with me
Catherine Online, twenty three. Yeah, this is another kind of
weird one.

Speaker 31 (59:49):
Hey Catherine, Oh my goodness, Hi, Hi, Hey.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Thanks for calling and thanks for being a part of
the show.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
So you had to dump someone you didn't even know
you were dating after just one one like one little
get together he thought you were dating.

Speaker 27 (01:00:04):
Yeah, it was one day.

Speaker 10 (01:00:06):
It was terrible.

Speaker 27 (01:00:08):
He picked me up, we went to the movies and
he didn't hold my hands at all, Like I even
had my hands on my leg like open on his side,
like waiting for him to like do something.

Speaker 29 (01:00:20):
I never did it.

Speaker 27 (01:00:23):
And then when he dropped me off, I waited a
few seconds to see if he would kiss me. Didn't
do that either. I get home and I find on
Facebook a request to be in a relationship with him,
and I was like so confused. I was like, what
am I supposed to do? So he called me like
a few minutes later and he's.

Speaker 30 (01:00:41):
Like, hey, I sent me this request, like you better
go accept it.

Speaker 36 (01:00:44):
Like yeah, he like told me I had to accept it,
So I did, and I.

Speaker 27 (01:00:49):
Avoided him for a week because I didn't know what
to do. And then I like telling him, like this
isn't working, like we can't do this.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
Oh my well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
It's one thing to say this isn't working, but it's
another thing to say this isn't working when there is
nothing that's just working. There's nothing to work. It's like what,
I don't know, I don't know, you know what. It
goes back to this, and look, we're all guilty of
these voices in our head, right. We have these these
dialogues with ourselves in our heads, and we ramp ourselves

(01:01:21):
up thinking something's going on that's not it's not it's
not real.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
It's not real at all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
It's like God. Anyway, Hey, best of luck to you, Catherine.
I hope you are in a relationship now. You're happily single.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
How you doing?

Speaker 27 (01:01:36):
Yeah, I'm much better now. I've been dating my voice friend.

Speaker 29 (01:01:39):
For the little over a year.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Now does he know you're dating? This is wondering? All right,
very good? Thanks for listening to Is Catherine you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Love you? Love you more?

Speaker 22 (01:01:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Gary?

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Well?

Speaker 16 (01:01:53):
More?

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Along the lines of what our friend Ali was saying,
does somebody text it in? Get this exclusive?

Speaker 17 (01:02:00):
Means you both aren't hooking up with anyone else, But
you guys, aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet. But to me,
if you're exclusive and not hooking up with anyone else,
you are, that defines boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Girlfriends, no, no going on dates.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Yeah, and also there's a there's a health thing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
You don't want to be like doing someone who's doing
a thousand other people, but you want to do them
from time to time and just test drive them, right, Gandhi,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:02:26):
Yeah, I think that that's probably what it is. I mean,
you can definitely have a permanent booty call and not
go out on dates. But I don't see why you
wouldn't go out on dates at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
But okay, yeah, it makes sense exactly. Exclusive could equal
permanent booty call. That right, you're screwed.

Speaker 11 (01:02:43):
I think it's pretty safe to say, if you're afraid
to have the conversation, or if you've never had the
conversation already exclusive, just assume that you're not.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I assume yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Safe for them, Sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
Elvis, he just keeps opening his mouth in the Morning show.

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Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
Fd I C.

Speaker 6 (01:03:23):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
So here, I am wearing my my nightgown, curled up
on the couch. Last night.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
I need a glorious for you know, I need a life.
I want to you know, so I see other people
living these fast paced, wonderful lives, like Froggy went to
outback last night.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
I'm like, WHOA, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Alion they still have blue mon onions.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
They didn't. It smelled so good. We did not get one,
but the table next to us that are two tables away,
the closest table to us. It smelled so good.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Oh my god, I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
We almost got handcuffed and showing a jail because he
witnessed a crime and didn't turn it in.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
So, you know, I used to take the knives and
sometimes other silverware from restaurants, and so last night we're
at the outback and I noticed this couple asked for
two extra There was only two of them, and they
asked for two extra silverware. I'm like, that's a little weird.
There's only two of them. There was some on the table.
I saw them wrap them in a napkin and put

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them in her purse and walk out of the door.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
Keep in mind, Froggy used to do that all the night.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
He was famous for stealing out back steakhouse knives, so
he been watching it happen.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Did you get a little itchy? Did you re your
palm sweat a little bit?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I did? I had like that, Aha, I caught somebody
doing something wrong. I'm like, wait a second, I used
to do that, and no one wants someone to tell
on me, so I'm not going to say anything. Then
the the person who was cleaning up the table, the
busser came over and bused the table and nothing, the
nothing happened, nothing, the server did nothing. Here goes gone,
took there's silverwhere and left?

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Didn't they tell us that they expect people to take
the steak knives, so they just don't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
I feel like we did have a manager that called
in and said that they do like plan on so
many being gone, so they do know that happens. They
kind of plan for that in their budgeting. But I
witnessed it. Yeah, come clo.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
How many outback steakhouse steak knives have you stolen in
your lifetime?

Speaker 35 (01:05:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
God, probably in the dozens.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Are they just in your silverware drawer? Like if I
came over and opened it, I'd be like, wow, Froggy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure I
could go grab him if you would like to see.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
He's gonna go get But keep in mind that if
you're an addict, right listen, you're you're you're addicted to
smoking and you're trying to stop smoking. Yeah, and then
someone in front of your lights up a cigarette and
you get all your palms get clammy. That's how Froggy
was last night, watching someone else stealing the outback steak
at knives us his dream.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
No one can see it, but if you can, just
his at back steakhouse state knives.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
How many are here?

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
This this is from outback here? There's one?

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Okay, two? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:06:09):
Three?

Speaker 15 (01:06:10):
Four?

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Those are outback man, okay, I said four.

Speaker 35 (01:06:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Then we went to this other place and they had
really nice knives, so I took theirs too.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Those are those expensive French ones.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
Goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Then I went to this other place, and they had
really nice they like bring you stuff that. I took
this knife from there too.

Speaker 9 (01:06:29):
Oh that's a nice one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Give the table.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Yeah that was good.

Speaker 37 (01:06:34):
And then.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I mean, if you ever need knives, I have plenty.
Don't buy a knife. Go to a restaurant you like
the knife.

Speaker 27 (01:06:42):
Just you know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Who is Mark forg is our favorite chef in New
York City.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Oh yeah, these are from American Cut. I think I
took those two God.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
From a friend his steakhouse.

Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
Yeah, he's a friend.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Yeah, Well tell him thank you when you talk to them, Tom,
thank you, appreciate.

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
It from for June's American Cut Steakhouse.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
And trying to hold on. I don't have this one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
I didn't believe he did that too. We had our
holiday party there.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Oh, believe me, we spent a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
He could get over it in a Santa Claus hat
and walked out with them.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Oh my god, and you took them on the airplane.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Yeahs wrapped in my luggage.

Speaker 9 (01:07:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
You're saying, if you go to Olive Garden, you got
to get the cheese grater. Take the cheese one of
those the one you turn to turn it and it
just falls out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
I want one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
This person was texting and said it was the best
day ever when they got the cheese grater Olive Garden
and so and someone down here was serving Margarita's and uh,
they said, Hey, if we give you twenty bucks extra tip,
can we take the margarita glasses?

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Okay, Wow, Danielle, let's go to Krispy Kreme and steal
the conveyor belt.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Oh, that would be the good one to have.

Speaker 9 (01:07:50):
Can you imagine the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
One of the drips of the icing as they came off?

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Sign.

Speaker 9 (01:07:54):
A couple of my friends stole the stools at McDonald's
when we were younger, Like they just picked it up
and walked up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
For the longest time.

Speaker 17 (01:08:02):
A buddy of mine had a Ronald McDonald's bench in
the backyard.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
You know, the bench they put on.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
The bar was on there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Ronald McDonald has his arm around you and you just sit,
you take a picture anything.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
I love how we're giving Froggy hell for sealing knives
and he's taking furniture.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
That's gotta be worse.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Definitely, Oh my god. Ashley Online twenty three, Uh, Hello, Ashley,
what's going on. I'm we're doing well.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Okay, you stole what from where?

Speaker 27 (01:08:35):
I take the seasoning faults from Red Robin.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Your Red Robin has that seasoning salt.

Speaker 9 (01:08:40):
Those are good though, don't they understand that they might
sell them?

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 37 (01:08:45):
I can't find them selling them anywhere, so I just
take to take them, take them, all.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
Right, Red Robin excellent. Well you know what it's some
manager of a Red Robin's listening going it.

Speaker 9 (01:09:01):
I just founded for you on Amazon for five dollars
and ninety three cents.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Why pay?

Speaker 23 (01:09:05):
And she has it now, she'll need it exactly, and
I keep at least two is in my house all
the time.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
People are saying Fridays has the best margarita glasses.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Take them.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
And the salad tongs from Olive garden.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Yum.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
All right, Ashley, thank you very much. You and you're
you're a Red Robin seasoning salt.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Have a beautiful day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Okay, thank you too. Yeah, what about you, Gandhi. I
know you steal stuff from.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Restaurants, Oh for sure.

Speaker 11 (01:09:34):
I am notorious for walking out with ramikins because sauce hello,
and then yeah, I love my sauce and I don't
even have those little things at home.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
So then I bring them home and I have a
nice collection of Ramikins.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
There you go, because you're a saucer.

Speaker 9 (01:09:47):
You love them, now, aren't you?

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Guys surprised?

Speaker 9 (01:09:49):
I don't steal anything from restaurants?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Yes, are you still from grocery stores?

Speaker 8 (01:09:53):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
One time?

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
You still my boyfriend and married him?

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
Oh oh that is true.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
That is tru There is that permanent here.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Look, if I owned a restaurant, all right, hear me
on if I owned a restaurant and you came in
eight times to like complete an entire silverware set, yeah,
I got you in my restaurant eight times. I think
it's worth it to me. I'm the one that made
I'm the one that made a profit totally. But if
you come in and take the entire set in one trip, no,

(01:10:21):
that's that's just too fasts Because you know when they
come to bus a table. I mean, I've never busted
tables before. I don't know if any of you have.
I mean, do they tell you make accounts of silverware
when you're picking up you don't just pick it up
and throw it in the box.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
No one discounting that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Are they?

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Quickness and efficiency and getting that table clean. They don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
My father used to own a restaurant. He would people
would drop silver on the floor and say, oh, I
dropped this on the floor. Can you bring me another one?
So that's how they get another one to the table,
and they don't want to steal it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Well, so question, uh, can't you just go to Amazon
and buy these things? I mean you can get silverware
for inexpensive prices? Is it the chat? Is it the
sport of lifting it from a restaurant and you feel
like it, You feel like you really got your money's
worth with that in your person.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
That's the biggest thing, sir. Grandma steels the hibachi soup spoons,
you know, the hibachi, the little white spoons. It all
stacked together. The Grandma steeals those by the by the dozen.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Danielle Oh, hold.

Speaker 9 (01:11:19):
On on Amazon. I found it the outback steak knives.
You can actually buy what they use.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
They got smart. Now they're making money off people, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:11:27):
But no, I wanted to know what the biggest thing
you ever stole was because when I was younger, my
girlfriends and I actually stole a cardboard cutout from the
movie theater. You know how they have like the it's like,
you know, promoting the next movie and.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
When you walk in the lobby.

Speaker 9 (01:11:43):
Yeah, So we went out the back door, shoved this
huge thing under both of our armpits, and ran out
the back of the mood, got it in the car,
shoved it in the car, and got home with it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
And then what what do you do with it?

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:11:55):
I kept it for a couple of years and then
eventually I tossed it. It was just the satisfaction knowing
that I got it, got it in the car.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
You actually, you asked yourself, why did I take that?

Speaker 7 (01:12:06):
Me?

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
The only thing I've really stolen from bars and restaurants
are nice glass is nice glassware, Like if they have
great martini glasses or great wine glasses. The thing is
you could still buy them, and they buy them in bold.
They don't pay a lot of money for those things.
I don't think, but I'm sure after all that adds up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, Froggy, all those Texters listening to us. On Q
ninety three, she says that she stole the wine glass
from Masianos because they had a big m on the side.
Her friend Medina's birthday was coming up, that.

Speaker 9 (01:12:36):
I I Loveianos.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
They got great glasses for friends that have named letter M.
What's up County?

Speaker 11 (01:12:46):
So I was in Denver years ago with a bunch
of my friends and they had in the place where
we were these books where you could just write down
any random thought in the book.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
And I was looking through all the books.

Speaker 11 (01:12:56):
That was really really cool, and they had like ten
I may have taken one of the books, and I've
been feeling bad about it ever since. I feel like
I should send it back. But those random thoughts from
random people, It's the most fascinating thing I have in
my home.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
I think, Oh, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
I don't know, uh Onne.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
Twenty three Steve calling from South Florida, listening to hy One.

Speaker 38 (01:13:15):
Hey you do it, Steve, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
So you know a guy, a guy.

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
You know a guy?

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Yeah, you know a guy.

Speaker 38 (01:13:23):
A friend of mine in high school, maybe nineteen ninety eight.
So they actually took the Ronald McDonald's statue from a
play area.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 38 (01:13:36):
And not only did they take the statue, but then
as a high school prank, they decided with their friends
they were going to hoist it onto the Jim roof.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
And then I did to put it on the roof
of a high school.

Speaker 38 (01:13:48):
Oh my god, and tied balloons in his arms so
everybody can see it from rudely.

Speaker 9 (01:13:54):
Oh oh my gosh.

Speaker 38 (01:14:00):
It was just bol you know, it was bolted into
the ground and just unbolted it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Can't that must take some effort to lift, like Ronald McDonald's.

Speaker 38 (01:14:11):
But it was one of the best high school franks ever.

Speaker 13 (01:14:13):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
And it was the balloons that made it, I'm sure, Steve.
Thanks for telling our audience members to go steal from McDonald's.
We appreciate thanks for listening to us. Yeah, by the way,
you know what, you know, we don't want anyone to
go steal. We're not promoting no, no, no, no, not
at all. Hello Kayla, Kayla, Uh that I got through.

(01:14:34):
What did you steal? Kayla? What did you take?

Speaker 19 (01:14:37):
So it was actually my cousin. There was a restaurant
down the street from me had like a Luke Bryan
cardboard cutout bolted to the side, and she went and
unbolted it from the side of the bar, took it
home and slept of it for the next like months.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
With Luke Bryan cut out. Okay, that's just kind of creepy. Wow,
thank god it wasn't our guy, Scottie b. He would
have taken Luke Bran and poked a hole in him.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Always Hi, Cayla.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Do not steal. It's not good stealing, all right, make
it easy.

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Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Hey, So I was talking to Gandhi. The question was
what's the worst date you ever went on?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Yes, And actually it started with her story about a
bad date that I said we should bring this to
the air, so talk about that date.

Speaker 11 (01:16:00):
So I really enjoy being outside and in nature. So
we decided, Hey, we're going to meet up at this
park of flowers and we're gonna go walk around and
look at the flowers. So like get there, were hanging
out and then he looks at me and says, listen,
I'm gonna be really honest. You got about forty five
minutes till the acid I took hits me. So if
you have any questions or like, want to have serious conversation,
it has to happen now.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
I was like, oh my god, goodness, oh my god,
where did that date go?

Speaker 11 (01:16:22):
It went with the acid hitting him about forty five
minutes later and me being like, dude, enjoy the flowers.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
I can't handle this now, and you left him. I
left him in the park at the flowers. I think
he's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Did you ever see you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Never saw him here?

Speaker 19 (01:16:33):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
I was like, you had to do acid before our
first date?

Speaker 9 (01:16:36):
Come on, that's cool?

Speaker 19 (01:16:37):
Weird?

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Yeah, listen, that's true. See, my mine just pales in comparison.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
What is did someone I really wanted to go out
with for a long time and finally we're having dinner together.
He's wearing this white shirt and of course red wine
all over his shirt, Ice piled, ice pilled an entire glass.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
Of wine on him.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Was he really uncol about it?

Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
Yes, he was.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Uncool about it, But it was like, so, date over,
So I guess the topic should be first and last day. Yeah,
same day.

Speaker 9 (01:17:01):
I was the guy who we went out and we
were driving and all of a sudden, he stops the
car and I'm like, what are you doing, takes a
seatbelt off, comes on top of me on the other
side of the car, like in the passenger seat, and
I'm like, what the hell are you doing? I thought
this is what you wanted. I'm like no. So he
got off of me and I said, could you please
take me home that this is over?

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
So thankfully he drove me home and that was it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
It weird, what about you frog?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
So there was a girl that she works on the
TV station in South Florida. I don't want to say
which TV station or who it is, but she was
on a date with a guy first time and they're
having appetizers and everything's going well, and all of a sudden,
he gets up and goes to the bathroom. He comes
back about twenty five minutes later. She's thinking he left.
He's like, I'm so sorry. He said, I just have
to tell you, I am so turned on by you
that I had to go to the bathroom and take

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care of myself and now we.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Can It's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
Twenty five minute it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Good even if she got up, been left, never saw
him a game, even if.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
It's two minutes, but it's disgusting.

Speaker 18 (01:17:58):
I hope he washed his hands.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
I know, Please, can we talk about.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
The funeral thing?

Speaker 12 (01:18:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 32 (01:18:05):
We can.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
So you don't even remember the guy's name, right, No?

Speaker 19 (01:18:08):
I do?

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
And he went he went home with him that night.

Speaker 18 (01:18:11):
Hit his parents own a funeral polo.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
I know you don't tell that, Okay, go ahead, well in.

Speaker 18 (01:18:17):
Brooklyn, And so he said, oh, let's go back to
my house.

Speaker 34 (01:18:20):
So we go and it's dark and he's not turning
on any lights and stuff like that, and we're walking
through the house and stuff, and then you know, we
started making out and stuff. And I said, it smells
like flowers in here.

Speaker 18 (01:18:33):
And then I start to realize where we are, and
I was like, whoa, I mean, was there?

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
There was a casket, Yeah, it was closed.

Speaker 18 (01:18:43):
I don't know if anybody was in it.

Speaker 34 (01:18:46):
The room, the room with chairs and flowers, and and
then I was like, I gotta get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
So uncomfortable, I was like, I go to the monster.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
So textas I want to hear, I want to hear
yours it's scary.

Speaker 39 (01:19:07):
My friend she went on a first date and when
the night was over, he pulls her, He pulls the
car aside, and then they start kissing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
All of a sudden, she hears some kind of on
zip oh.

Speaker 39 (01:19:17):
She looks down and his stuff was just out, and
there was an awkward moment and they started looking at
each other and looking down at it, and he goes, well,
I guess just because I'm a police officer doesn't mean
I have this right to.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Show you my pistol. And then he put it back
away because he that's said, I think, if you're.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
Ever wondering, is now the time to whip it out?

Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
The answer is.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Always no, it's not.

Speaker 29 (01:19:45):
Not leave it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
But I thought you wanted to see it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
No, no, no, there should be no doubt.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Let's go ahead and go.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
Ahead and answer that. No one wants to see that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
If you're wondering, I know, you know, what are we
being really? I mean, like real school here, don't don't
whip that out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Well, it's funny because that's scary.

Speaker 11 (01:20:05):
Said that because it's happened to me, and I know
it's happened to multiple members of my friends group where
a guy has just done that, and you're like, but why,
I don't understand this, Like.

Speaker 9 (01:20:15):
They think you're going to jump on top of that hen.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Hello Mariella, Hi, Hi guys.

Speaker 14 (01:20:22):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
So you were at a beautiful South Street seaport uh
in the Seaport district.

Speaker 5 (01:20:27):
Just we call it in New York City.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
And what happened for first date?

Speaker 23 (01:20:31):
Right to go?

Speaker 36 (01:20:32):
Yes, for a first date.

Speaker 37 (01:20:33):
I was excited to go into the state with this guy.
And we're overlooking the ocean and the ocean of the
water and he all of a sudden collapses in my
arms and I'm holding him and he falls to the
ground and apparently staintsed on me, and a bunch of
people are coming up saying, hey, do you need water?
Do you need help? And I had to smack him
really hard to wake up. And it was a horrible experience.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
It's a horful I mean, I mean he's okay now,
I mean health wise, I guess so many years ago.

Speaker 37 (01:21:03):
I really hope he is. We didn't go on a
date after that, So you told me she didn't eat
enough before the date.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Yeah, my favorite party.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
You had to smack him rely, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 37 (01:21:15):
Yeah, it happened. It's over.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Well, Okay, so first fainting.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Yeah, how dare you ruin my date?

Speaker 14 (01:21:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 37 (01:21:24):
Exactly, Well I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Well, thanks for listening to any interesting text going on
first date, very extreme golf. Took me to a graveyard
and later a rave. It was some kind of BDSM club.
I don't think you should take someone to a BDSM
club for your first date or a graveyard bowling.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
You know, I don't want to go bowl over the
grave yard.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
I might like on the first things on the first date.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
You don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
Yeah, you don't know that you liked that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
You should have a discussion.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
Yeah, there's a lot of text coming through.

Speaker 9 (01:21:58):
We were driving to the beach once with this guy
I had never gone out was before, was my friend's brother,
and there was a lot of traffic getting into the
beach to pay, like you know, the toll to park.
He sticks his head out of the car and he
starts screaming out of the way brother screaming at the
top of his lungs. And I kept thinking, if this

(01:22:19):
little bit of traffic made him that angry, I think
I'm not going on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
These are the signs you see that are warning a
tuck and roll situation. This text message went home with
a guy who had action figures all over his bedroom.
All I could think of was, he's the forty year
old virgin. That's exactly just cracking me up. There's a
lot of people texting it about dates whipping it out.

Speaker 9 (01:22:45):
Yeah, you can't believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Why would you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
I don't know a secret society or this is exception,
No secret society of whipperrouters.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
I think some people with a good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Roll of thumb, and you go on a first date,
do not take it out under any circumstance, even on.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
The second, or third or fourth, not until you know
you've it's time and I.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
Gotta play both sexes, ladies. Yes, don't whip it out.

Speaker 10 (01:23:10):
In the way that you do.

Speaker 9 (01:23:13):
I'm good.

Speaker 29 (01:23:14):
How are you?

Speaker 17 (01:23:15):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
It's to the point where I'm glad I'm not dating
anymore because I don't want.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
Any more dates like this. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
So what happened on.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Your first date?

Speaker 37 (01:23:25):
So?

Speaker 30 (01:23:25):
I went out with this guy who I had known
in college and he seems really normal. We had classes
together and he took me to a sports bar in
the city.

Speaker 36 (01:23:35):
So the giants were on go giants.

Speaker 29 (01:23:39):
He just kept ordering.

Speaker 30 (01:23:40):
Shots of tequilo, though for himself, I was drinking like
a beer or whatever. Oh boy, he ended up getting
so drunk that, like at sports bars, you know when
there's commercials, they'll play the music really loud. He got
on the bench that we were sitting on and gave
me a full blown.

Speaker 36 (01:24:00):
Lap dance, a lap dance, and I guess the hell.

Speaker 26 (01:24:03):
Out of all Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Yeah, you know what, You just know when it's time
to call it a night, and you know you want
to be polite, you don't want to run out, but
at the same time, what do you have to lose?

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Just leave?

Speaker 31 (01:24:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 29 (01:24:14):
You know, yeah, I called.

Speaker 30 (01:24:15):
I called my girlfriend who was on a date somewhere
down the street, and I was like, we gotta.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
Go get me out of here, all right, Jen, Thank
you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Text first date, we got back to his place, were
just hanging out, having a couple of beers. His probation
officer shows up, Yes, finds the beer. The guy said, no,
it's it's He said it was my beer. So we
didn't get it in trouble, but he got arrested. Never
talked to him again. Getting arrested on a first day's
probably not.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
A good not a good thing. Nor when he tries
to say that the contraband is yours.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
Good morning, Chelsea. Hi, on a first date, he asked
you to split the bill. Was that unusual?

Speaker 36 (01:24:53):
So I ordered seven dollars chicken tacos and he ordered
about I would say, fifty dollars worth of seafood and
fish and alcohol. So then basically the bill comes, and
of course, as the woman I am, I offered to
pay my part, and I actually had cash on me,

(01:25:14):
and I offered him a twenty dollars bill for my
seven dollars chicken tacos. Mind you, I didn't drink any alcohol.

Speaker 29 (01:25:20):
I had water.

Speaker 36 (01:25:21):
So I give him my twenty, and you know, I'm
expecting to get maybe like a ten back. He kept
my twenty, didn't get any change back, so.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
She had to pick up part of his stab.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
I hate.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
I just hate cheap people like that.

Speaker 9 (01:25:34):
You had a guy take me to the movies once,
and I offered to pay, and I and I didn't
have exact so later on, when I got changed, she said, hey,
you know the rest of the money that you owe me,
go buy me some milk duds.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
That's what I'm said.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
But you know, at least you found it early on.
No need to bother with this guy ever again, right, Chelsea?

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
Seriously?

Speaker 36 (01:25:52):
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
Finally we talked to David.

Speaker 10 (01:25:54):
Hi, David, Hey, how you guys doing it?

Speaker 12 (01:25:57):
Don't?

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
So you went on a date with someone and she
asked you? What'd she ask you?

Speaker 21 (01:26:02):
She asked me back to her place.

Speaker 10 (01:26:05):
And I was all for it, of course, because we
hit it off pretty well and we seemed like we
were on the same page and everything I should have
known it was too good to be true. And this
is like kind of more in Danielle's alley, I think
than anybody else. But either way, we go back to
her apartment and everything's going great. She said, hey, can

(01:26:26):
I slip into something a little more comfortable? I was like, oh, yeah, great,
So she goes. She comes back and she's dressed in
this Betty Rubble costume. But but it's not like sexy
Betty Rubble. It's like Disney balloon.

Speaker 23 (01:26:39):
Head Betty Rubble like it was bouncing back and forth
in the doorway, kind of babyhead.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Wait, wait, so Betty she dressed like Betty Rubble from
the Flint Stones.

Speaker 10 (01:26:51):
Yeah, yeah, and then she even tried to do the
voice and everything and and the Betty l did you.

Speaker 22 (01:26:57):
Ye do it?

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
You know what I'm saying, what did you say?

Speaker 9 (01:27:03):
Because I can't even imagine what you say at that point.

Speaker 31 (01:27:06):
Well, I'm from Long Island, so it's just kind of like,
what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Yeah, you've thought you've seen it all?

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
Okay, So for guys, don't whip it out on the
first eight. For women, don't come back dresses. Betty Rubble.

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
Yeah, no, the hot sexy Betty Rubble.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
No, no, no, no, Betty Weird.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
No, Betty Rubble is not going to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
For maybe Bam Bam. Yeah, I don't know really.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
You dressed up as Bam Bam?

Speaker 12 (01:27:34):
Here?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Would you like for me too? Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
That's funny to me, it's funny. When do you have
a sense of humor?

Speaker 26 (01:27:42):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
I think we should play.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Password. Okay, do the password dance. It's a shame you
can't see how much fun we're actually having. Oh, we
have a new contestant. Okay, hold, I'm saying, Hi, Jeffree.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
How are you?

Speaker 10 (01:28:14):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Lady hella, lady.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Lady Jeffrey is a VET assistant. That's why we love
you more than life itself.

Speaker 32 (01:28:22):
Oh yeah, thank you guys.

Speaker 23 (01:28:26):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
We're doing really well, Jeffrey. Seriously, you know what, uh
what you do and what all of your colleagues do
at the at the VET. We thank you so much.
We know that that's it's a very important job. If
only they could talk to us right and say what's
on their mind and what they're feeling, that.

Speaker 15 (01:28:45):
Would be so much easier, make my job so much better.
I tell clients every day like, hey.

Speaker 27 (01:28:51):
Guys, I wish I could talk to them so we
could figure out what's going on.

Speaker 15 (01:28:54):
But I mean, it is what it is.

Speaker 17 (01:28:57):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
And but you guys, you know you're doing God's work
and thank you for doing that. Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Thank you for listening to our show as you get
ready for another day at the VET. And let's see
how you do with password. Now, do you know how
this works?

Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
Do you know how this works?

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Jeffrey?

Speaker 12 (01:29:11):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
No, Okay, Okay, here's how it works. We're gonna give
the audience everyone except for you, the password. It it's
a it's one word, okay, And of course, we'll distract
you while we're giving it up, and then each of us,
each in the room, will have a one word clue
for you to help you guess what that word is.
For instance, let's say the password was lubricate. Okay, what

(01:29:38):
a fun word. It's an it's an act, it's a
fun activity. It sounds funny, lubricate. So a one word
clue could be.

Speaker 18 (01:29:47):
Jelly, yeah, oil, oil.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
Okay, so you see so, and those will lead you
to say lubricate. Okay, but we're not gonna use lubricate.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Okay, thanks for your patience. Jeffrey is done with us already.
I can tell yeah, hold on, Jeffrey, hold on, Okay,
you district Jeffrey and I'll give the password to everyone else.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
You're right, make the noise.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
He's making the noise, so Jeffrey can't hear The password
is plantain.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
What you heard me?

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
The password is plantain.

Speaker 18 (01:30:22):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
Let's see how Jeffrey doesn't that this could be a
very tough one. Jeffrey. Oh no, okay, I don't want
to give any clues.

Speaker 22 (01:30:34):
Question.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
What what if we say the word in a different language?

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
No, no, but I know where you're going with that. Okay,
all right, here we go. We've given the world. Everyone
knows the password except for you. Here come the clues.
We'll start with you, Gandhi. What is your one word
clue for Jeffrey and the password?

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Banana?

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Ask? Is that one word? Yeah? That's one word's word?

Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
Okay? Banana esque is your clue? Actually very good?

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Banana Yeah, banana.

Speaker 15 (01:31:12):
Esque, banana banana bread.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
Banana bread.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
No, that's not all right, but but but keep it
banana esque, banana issue whatever, keep it in mind.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
All right, here we go. Your next clue, Froggy, one
word mundane.

Speaker 16 (01:31:30):
Mundane, mundane, Like you're being mundane from like a website.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
Yeah, I don't know, Froggy, that's probably a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
No, I don't think you're supposed to do that type
of clue.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
By the way, why they do that on the show?

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Yeah, no, you can do You can do that without
saying what that is. Okay, you're inclusive for or banana
esque and mundane.

Speaker 15 (01:31:59):
Okay mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
I'm giving you a buzzer.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Because no one, no one, no one, no one would
have been able to figure out because it doesn't do
it doesn't really do what you're trying to make it do.
Froggy so mad?

Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
All right, well, okay, hold on, here we go, Daniel.
What is your one word clue for the password?

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Fried? Okay, so you have banana esk and fried.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
Uh Fried?

Speaker 15 (01:32:35):
Well can you fry plantain?

Speaker 7 (01:32:37):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
So, Froggy, you're trying to go for the rhyme, the rhyme.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Yeah, if they do that on the show, they'll go
with the rhyme.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
But mundane and plantaine don't rhyme. Where they rhyme now
they don't.

Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
Maybe if you would have been like Monday, but.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
You know what, it may it may have helped you
got Okay, plantain, you got it, all right. I thought
you'd never get that one. Okay, hold on, Jeffrey, do
you want to do another one?

Speaker 15 (01:33:05):
Yeah, let's do another one now now.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
You're all lathered up, look at that. Okay, hold on, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Okay, you just strike Jeffrey while we give the rest
of the country the new password.

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
You're ready.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
The password is muffin. The password muffin.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
All right, scary, thank you?

Speaker 37 (01:33:22):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
All right, scary you're doing so well? I mean, is
it weird hearing a grown man going in your ear, Jeffrey.

Speaker 15 (01:33:32):
No, I expect it.

Speaker 32 (01:33:33):
I'm scary.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
He's all yours. All right, everyone knows the password, but
you here we go with the clues. Let's go to Nate.
What is your one word clue? Stump?

Speaker 12 (01:33:44):
Dump?

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
Okay, no, no, no, no, stump stump stump stump.

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
Yeah, that's you've done it to us all and.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
You thought Mundane was bad.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
I don't know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:33:57):
They don't.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
I don't get it.

Speaker 15 (01:33:59):
I hope it's not something like fetish thing.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
No, that's the next passwords.

Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Okay, I'm gonna go to give you. He's not gonna
get no one, no one, nona get that. You're you're weird, okay, scary?
What is your what is your one word clue? He
can't see you, he said, look at me in the eye.
You can't see he can't Blueberry?

Speaker 15 (01:34:21):
There you go, come on, come on, blueberry h blueberry
cart Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Nice? Nice?

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Not it but nice? Uh gandhi. What's your one word clue?

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
Mm hmmm mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Breakfast breakfast?

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
Okay, that's good. Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
You have breakfast blueberry pancakes.

Speaker 9 (01:34:52):
Oh, I'm so hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
I know, all right, but don't you know you're you're
you're getting warm. Okay, Uh, Froggy, what's your one word clue? Top?

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Top?

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
There you go so so far.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
You have blueberry, you have breakfast, breakfast, and you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Have top and stump. Don't forget Stump, please forget stump.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
I can't wait to hear what that is top Stump.

Speaker 7 (01:35:20):
I'm gonna have to pass on that one.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Oh god, you could do froggies root. Yes, Daniel, what
is your one word clue?

Speaker 9 (01:35:29):
Okay, So if I'm going to do that, then I'm
going to say jeans.

Speaker 21 (01:35:35):
It's not his jeans, blueberry tops jeans, Stump.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
Yeah, it's word. It's the word is top. So it's
blueberry and top jeans and breakfast.

Speaker 15 (01:36:00):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
You mean b give one?

Speaker 5 (01:36:03):
Got one pastry blueberry?

Speaker 16 (01:36:11):
Damn it.

Speaker 32 (01:36:13):
Pastry?

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (01:36:16):
And it contains blueberries and I guess it's a pastry.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
I don't know if it's a pastry. That's a good one.

Speaker 15 (01:36:25):
Give it to Himberry bagels. O.

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
By the way, that was my stripper name in college.

Speaker 9 (01:36:36):
Listen to this one corn.

Speaker 15 (01:36:40):
Corn corn blueberry corn muffins.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
You got for the way, Now, can you please explain
what stump means muff the top of the muffin. But
nobody likes the stump.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
I realized.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Now, has anyone ever heard that you used? Ever?

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
Signe and stump?

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
All right, congratulations, Jeffery, you did get it. What do
you have for Jeffrey stumblos? Elvisterran apparel.

Speaker 5 (01:37:14):
Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna wear our logo all over you, Jeffrey.

Speaker 6 (01:37:18):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 15 (01:37:19):
Guys, enough you guys so much.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
We thank you, Jeffrey.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
Remember if you want to stump your friends, use the
clue stump.

Speaker 15 (01:37:27):
People know what I'm talking about, that's good one.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
No, no, one raise your end if you know what
he's talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:37:32):
My son said, jeans is the worst clue ever. No,
it's not muff and top. Have you ever heard of
muffin top?

Speaker 19 (01:37:38):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Because he's he's thin, he has no problem with miss
muffin talk. Thank you, Jeffrey, Have a great day.

Speaker 26 (01:37:44):
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Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
Okay, let's just a little something to think about as
we get into this conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
Sometimes people are in a bad mood. You know, celebrities
are people too, you know what I'm saying. I mean,
can you imagine, you know, if everyone's always in your
way and wanting your autograph and a picture, and I know,
I know, I know, Well, if you're a celebrity, that's
part of the Okay, I get I get that, But
sometimes it may be a bit much for some of

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these people.

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
So as we talk about these celebrities who have are
allegedly a holes, for instance, let's let's let's start with
a scary Jerry Seinfeld story.

Speaker 17 (01:38:56):
Yes, I was at a charity event and I was
lucky enough to be in the same room with Jerry
Seinfeld and Steve Martin, I mean, comedy icons right there
talking to each other having a conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
So I went up to them and I said, hey, guys,
can I get a picture?

Speaker 17 (01:39:11):
And I was talking to them for five minutes before
I did, and then finally Jerry, they would about to
give me the picture.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
Steve was into it. Jerry's like no.

Speaker 17 (01:39:19):
J was like, listen, isn't it isn't it just do
the Jerry Seinfeld voice, Elvis, isn't it good?

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
I don't know what you want?

Speaker 20 (01:39:27):
Said, don't include me in your story. Isn't it just royalty?
You're a monk royalty right now having a conversation with
us enough for you. Forget about that. Put the camera away.
We're having a conversation here.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
And he kind of tricked me into not wanting a
picture with him.

Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
When you originally told this story, you didn't tell it
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
You said that you wanted a picture with Jerry Seinfeld
and Steve Martin and they were in the middle of
a private conversation and you interrupted them past them. Yeah,
well that's what you said. You inupt You interrupted their conversation?
Did I did? Yeah, because I'm like, this is a
good get.

Speaker 9 (01:39:59):
But now you said that you were having the conversation
with them.

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
Yeah, you changed your story.

Speaker 17 (01:40:03):
I weaved slowly in and then we've talked. I was
talking to them for a couple of minutes before I finally.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
Traded their conversation too as bad as when you when
you made Elton John take a picture with you, and
he looked like he would rather have been getting yeah picture.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
You look, you know, look, if you're a celebrity, I'm
you're I'm assuming that you're accustomed to people coming up
and wanting pictures, and you know, thank god they want
your picture.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
One day they won't. That's my motto.

Speaker 19 (01:40:30):
Right.

Speaker 9 (01:40:31):
But we had Barry Manilow and I took my mom
some place and the very Maneloe, she loves him, and
he looked like he wanted to kill himself like this picture.
My poor mom walked away. She's like, he's not very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
Well, you know, after what I said about him in
my book, his people called and they yelled it. They
yelled at black people.

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
Yeah, oh damn, because he was a total jerk.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
He was an a hole. And I said that in
my book. Mister Madelow says he's never been interviewed by
your client, Elvis Durand I'm just going to do wasn't
that an interview? It was at a charity concert anywhere,
So you know, you got to take into account where
they are as well. And you know, if they're like
having dinner, you don't want to go to their table
and interrupt them stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:12):
Anyway, with that said, let's go talk to Christy line four.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Hey, Christy, Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 22 (01:41:21):
I'm so excited?

Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
Okay, So who is rude to you?

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Well?

Speaker 22 (01:41:26):
My nephew actually, And who can be mean to a
little kid? I mean it's in kindergarten. But we were
at a celebrity golf tournament and Tom Brady no, let
her tell her story.

Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
Come on now, okay, what happened.

Speaker 31 (01:41:40):
To Brady standom?

Speaker 22 (01:41:43):
Well, you know he wanted an autograph. Everybody gave autographs
and Tom Brady was going to his car and all
the kid wanted was an autographed and he was like, no,
I'm not giving autographs. And my nephew just started crying.
I mean he was like years old, and it was
it was so sad. I mean, I teach kindergarten. I mean,

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these poor kids, all they want is an autograph. And
he was his favorite. I mean, there was justin Timberlake
and all these people and everybody was so nice, and
Tom Brady was such an a hole. I can't stand him.
I this falls into a hole.

Speaker 16 (01:42:20):
No no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
All right, well thank you and I so, but what
about your your nephew. Does Eve still idolize Tom Brady?

Speaker 22 (01:42:31):
Oh oh no no no, no no no. And he's
like twenty one now and he has.

Speaker 37 (01:42:37):
Never rooted for them ever.

Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
Yeah, see what happens? All right, there you go. I
love you guys, love you more, love you, Moore, take
it easy, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
Gandhi what well?

Speaker 11 (01:42:46):
I don't even like Tom Brady, Okay, but I'm gonna
say I know for a fact that he gets approached
all the time for autographs and sometimes parents and really
creepy fans will send a child to get the autograph
and then they try to turn around and sell it
and do really weird things for it or with it.
So maybe that's why he was a jerk. But again,
don't like Tom Brady, so I want to believe he.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
Was actually Yeah see Christi, Christy wasn't doing it. She
was doing it for her nephew. Robert online nine, Robert, Hey,
good morning Robert. Now which celebrity was a jerk to you?

Speaker 31 (01:43:15):
Well, it was really to my wife. My wife was
a huge bear naked ladies fan and We actually followed
them on tour with the vehicles. Just wherever they went,
we went.

Speaker 12 (01:43:25):
Well.

Speaker 31 (01:43:26):
When they come out after the show, they do the
little walk through meet and greet with people out back.
My wife took a picture with every member. When it
came to Stephen Page and I asked if I could
take his picture. He says, what difference does it make?
You're gonna do it anyway. I'm like, okay, camera away,
didn't do it. I hate how wonderful Canada is that

(01:43:49):
I had to dumb that, so I will sandwich that
with the good ones. Best celebrity I ever met was
Russell Peters.

Speaker 4 (01:43:56):
Oh, I love him.

Speaker 11 (01:43:58):
He's a He's an Indian comedian and if people don't
know who he is, he's hilarous.

Speaker 31 (01:44:03):
He was nice to you and he is one of
the nicest guy you will ever meet. The things he did,
the things he did when he found out I want
an autograph, We're unbelievable, pulled me back into the green room.
Can't meet back to kept offer me something to eat
or drink. Sweetest man you ever met.

Speaker 5 (01:44:18):
You know, it's good to hear. It's good to hear
the positive ones. Yeah, very good to hear.

Speaker 7 (01:44:22):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
All right, listen, you and your wife, you know, I
know you hate baar naked ladies now, but just not
all of them, just one of them. So it's good,
all right, Robert, thank you very much. Let's see a
line fifteen is Jace. Let's go talk to him. Hey, jays, Hey,
good morning.

Speaker 32 (01:44:37):
Let's how you guys doing.

Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
We're doing okay.

Speaker 5 (01:44:38):
So which celebrity was rude to you?

Speaker 32 (01:44:41):
There's this lady who's on the radio. Her name is
miss daniel Monaro.

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
Oh, Danielle, come on, what I did?

Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
I were cooking, all right, tell.

Speaker 6 (01:44:51):
Me what I did?

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
Yeah? What did she do to you?

Speaker 32 (01:44:54):
So this had to have been about ten or fifteen
years ago. I was living in New York and I
was hearing you guys on multiple stations because you guys
are syndicated. I didn't know how it worked. I called
up there and I was like, oh my goodness, hey,
wait a minute, what radio station is this? And I
Danielle said to the one hundred, and I went, well,
wait a minute, you're on Q one O two and
you're on this one and you're on that one. She goes, yeah, syndication.

(01:45:15):
I'm like, so wait a minute. You guys work for
all of them, and her favorite line, she says, what
are you stupid?

Speaker 9 (01:45:26):
Oh God, I don't recall the conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
Wait, he recalls it, what are you stupid?

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
Studswer?

Speaker 9 (01:45:35):
I must have been answering the phones back then.

Speaker 32 (01:45:37):
I guess it was about ten or fifteen years ago,
and I was like, wait a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:45:41):
That was rude.

Speaker 14 (01:45:42):
But I love you today.

Speaker 32 (01:45:43):
That's a damn sure.

Speaker 31 (01:45:44):
I love you guy.

Speaker 4 (01:45:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 32 (01:45:46):
I know it was you because I don't think anybody
else has ever asked me if I was stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
Before you weren't answering phones then you were on the
are and you know what he said.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Even as you were so so mean and evil to him,
he still likes listening to the show and still likes
you there.

Speaker 9 (01:46:02):
Very sweet of you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
Don't be stupid. That's all Jason.

Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
I know because I know how she says it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
She says it to me all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:46:09):
So if I say that to me, I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
So yeah, all right, thank you, Jason. She loves you.

Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
She loves you. I'll call you stupid Steve on like three,
Hello Steve, Steve, are you still there? Like we lost Steve.
He was calling to say that Michael Winslow was mean
to him.

Speaker 14 (01:46:30):
I'm here, I'm here.

Speaker 5 (01:46:31):
Well where'd you go? Oh my god, we thought we
lost you, Steve Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
So Michael Winslow, he's the comedian guy that does the
sound effects.

Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
And he was in a movie like a fifteen twenty
years ago or more.

Speaker 14 (01:46:42):
Yeah, the Police Academy movies, remember exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
Yes, yes, he's the guy that made it, makes all
the like the sound effects.

Speaker 17 (01:46:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:46:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:46:51):
So what happened.

Speaker 14 (01:46:53):
I was an intern at a radio station, right, and
he was like my first celebrity I was in because
he was doing a comedy show. So I went up
to him. I'm like, hey, mister Winslow, I have an
on air radio show on my college radio station. Can
you just do like as ID for me? And he's like, no,
my voice is trademark.

Speaker 31 (01:47:13):
I cannot do that.

Speaker 21 (01:47:14):
So I'm like, all right, cool.

Speaker 3 (01:47:15):
I walk out.

Speaker 14 (01:47:16):
Then he said to the host of the show, keep
that Psycho Path away from me.

Speaker 32 (01:47:23):
So I'm like, I'm like, I.

Speaker 14 (01:47:24):
Found I found this out after the fact. I'm like, bitch,
you ain't seen cycle path yet.

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
Oh my god. Well, Michael Winslow, what's he what's he doing? Now?

Speaker 22 (01:47:39):
Do you know is he.

Speaker 14 (01:47:44):
Do you do a sound effect of chainsaw cutting off
his freaking arms? How about that?

Speaker 17 (01:47:48):
Okay, there, Steve, you know, even though it's even those.

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
Years later, you are now officially an intern for our
show and you can come up here anytime you want.

Speaker 10 (01:48:00):
I would love to.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
That would be my dream.

Speaker 21 (01:48:02):
Come to you, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:48:03):
Thank you, thank you, you psycho.

Speaker 5 (01:48:04):
You're fabulous, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
This text here says chevy Chase was an a hole.
I've heard that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
Everybody says that difference.

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
We had the same thing with him, But his wife
is the sweetest lady.

Speaker 31 (01:48:18):
In the world.

Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
His wife is so nice.

Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:48:22):
But you know what I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
Connie fun.

Speaker 5 (01:48:27):
Hey, Connie.

Speaker 19 (01:48:29):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
And so who is road to you? The Olsen twins,
both of them rooms at the same time.

Speaker 29 (01:48:38):
That's time.

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
What happened?

Speaker 29 (01:48:41):
Well, we were at a kmart in Bridgehampton, so already
off to a bad start.

Speaker 5 (01:48:46):
Okay, I love that kmart by the way, Bridge Hampton,
I love it.

Speaker 29 (01:48:51):
But I got so excited as a kid of the nineties.
Oh my god, the Olsen twins. So I went up
to them to ask for a photo. They both looked
at each other rolled their eyes and said, this is
not the appropriate place in time. Go scurry along.

Speaker 3 (01:49:06):
The worst scurry gross.

Speaker 29 (01:49:10):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
Oh.

Speaker 29 (01:49:12):
I wish I was making it up, but it truly happened.
And then I was very sad. But later that same
night I met Jennifer Lopez, so it made it all
the better.

Speaker 5 (01:49:20):
So did Jennifer Lopez tell you to scurry along? Or
was she polite?

Speaker 29 (01:49:25):
She was the nicest woman in the world. She was gorgeous.
She waved to us and wished just a happy you
know Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:49:31):
She was lovely, lovely, good to hear it, a happy
ending for your day. All right, listen, thank you for
listening to us. And if I see the Olsen twins,
I'm gonna let them know how I feel about them.

Speaker 4 (01:49:40):
Now good if I ever see them.

Speaker 6 (01:49:48):
In the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:49:51):
So it's so, it's so interesting to look back to
your school days, maybe high school.

Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
Okay, maybe even further than that.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
It's cool the things that happened to you back then
shaped you into who you are now. It's it's it's
hard to connect the dots sometimes, but I I know that,
you know, when I was a kid, I was a
loner and I Uh, I was very awkward or in
other kids, and because of that, they weren't always kind
to me. And it wasn't awful, but it was it

(01:50:22):
was enough to make me just want to be at
home by myself. Sure, with my creativity and my imagination,
I was fine. And I truly believe now that because
of that, I'm here with you guys today.

Speaker 4 (01:50:34):
Absolutely I needed.

Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
I needed an outlet to connect with people, and I
couldn't do it face to face. So I did it
through radio and I wrote about it in the book
and everything like that, and so it it's things like
that you can kind of connect the Dodds and see, well,
things that maybe weren't that great then turned out to
be great things for you today.

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
Do you, Gandhi, Do you have anything like that from
your past that you can identify with?

Speaker 4 (01:50:58):
Absolutely? I actually had it each when I was younger.
Straight say to me and.

Speaker 11 (01:51:03):
Then call my mother into the office to also tell
my mom that I was a failure and a loser
and I was never going to amount to anything.

Speaker 3 (01:51:09):
Would so a teacher use the words failure and loser.

Speaker 4 (01:51:13):
Never gonna amount to anything?

Speaker 11 (01:51:15):
Yes, And to be fair to her a little bit,
I was a pain in the ass when I was
a kid, I think I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
Have enough to do.

Speaker 11 (01:51:22):
I got bored, so I would start acting like a
jerk in class. You act out for a reason, right,
So I would act like, you know, a little bit rambunctious,
and she just absolutely hated me. But instead of just
leaving it there, let's figure out something else for you
to do, she decided to tell me that I sucked
and I was a loser. And then she called my
mom in told my mom the same thing, right, Mama,
Gandhi was not happy about.

Speaker 37 (01:51:40):
That, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
But so how did that experience as a child scar
you a little bit yet catapult you into a life
of success, because obviously you're very successful, thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:51:50):
It made me take a step back and think, what
am I doing that makes her think I'm such a
horrible person?

Speaker 4 (01:51:55):
What am I doing to her that's really bothering her?

Speaker 11 (01:51:57):
Because I don't want to do that to somebody, like
a what kind of teacher gets that upset with a
kid that they say something like that, Well, I know,
and a.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
Teacher to be using the words like failure and losers,
that's really that she had a problem of some sort. Now,
Then later on in life, I was doing weekends at
a radio station and the program director, Bob Mackenzie, who
I wrote about I spelled his name out for you,
called me and fired me over the phone and said
I should probably leave radio because radio is nothing I

(01:52:24):
would ever succeed at doing.

Speaker 4 (01:52:26):
Oh how does he feel now?

Speaker 3 (01:52:27):
I don't know who cares.

Speaker 11 (01:52:28):
I had a program director say that to me. He
called me into his office after I applied for a
job and he said, and a quote, I'm sorry, you
were never going to get that job anyway. They're looking
for a rock star and you're just never going.

Speaker 6 (01:52:38):
To be one.

Speaker 3 (01:52:38):
By the way, this conversation is going somewhere, and I
think it will be relatable to almost everyone listening. I
was reading yesterday that Adam Sandler had an acting teacher
here in NYU who took him out for a beer
and gently told him he should quit because he would
never make it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:57):
Gently told him that, yes, he said, look, you know, Adam,
you're not going to make it.

Speaker 4 (01:53:03):
That acting teacher was wrong exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:53:05):
So what I'm trying to say here is, think back,
who told you you would not amount to anything?

Speaker 4 (01:53:12):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:53:14):
And do you not think that those comments pushed you
just a little bit harder than some of the people
who are always clapping for you and always telling you're
doing a great job. Because you want to prove somebody wrong. Well,
now I'm going to work harder.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
Okay, keep in mind, yeah, you know, using those to
help propel you, that's a smart way to do it.
But there are so many people who are told they're
going to amount to nothing and they live with it, right,
They buy it, They buy it.

Speaker 4 (01:53:37):
It's not true.

Speaker 5 (01:53:38):
Don't buy it.

Speaker 3 (01:53:38):
No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:53:39):
Do what I do be fueled by vengeance. It really
takes you far.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
Well, vengeance is kind of scary, Gandhi. But here's my
point though, anyone who's listening right now, who is in
high school or younger or older, doesn't matter. And you
feel as if you are surrounded by people who really
truly have it freaking together more than you ever will.
It's not true, you know. And every time I've talked
to high school kids about how they're doing now, I

(01:54:06):
always say, whatever you're experiencing in this universe you're living
in in high school, that is all going to go
away the moment you graduate.

Speaker 5 (01:54:13):
Once you're out of high school and you move on
to college or wherever you're going after high school.

Speaker 3 (01:54:18):
It's a whole new world, whole new set of rules.
And if you feel like you really were a failure
in high school, you're almost guaranteed some sort of great
success beyond. I agree, it's true.

Speaker 5 (01:54:32):
I have Ellen here. Hi, Ellen, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:54:35):
Hi?

Speaker 36 (01:54:35):
Guys?

Speaker 23 (01:54:35):
I worry?

Speaker 3 (01:54:36):
I Oh, you know, I'm doing even better now that
you're on the phone. Because you teach high school. You
know exactly what we're talking about.

Speaker 23 (01:54:41):
Right, Yeah, So every day, you know, we have kids
that come in and you know, you see those moments
where a kid says or does something and you realize
that they kind of they've just changed the course of
their life and their path and where they're going.

Speaker 31 (01:54:56):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:54:58):
Wow. I mean, look at your high school education, Ellen,
How were you in high school versus how are you
the moment you got out out of high school?

Speaker 5 (01:55:05):
How did your world get better?

Speaker 23 (01:55:07):
Everything came naturally to me in high school. I got
good grades, I got all these and then when we
go to college, suddenly I was getting c's, d's, I
was failing classes. And it took a while, but eventually
I put back on track and I realized, you know,
no one's gonna help me anymore. So you know, I
need to help myself.

Speaker 3 (01:55:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:55:25):
So it took me a little longer to graduate college,
but I did. I got my dochelors, I be a teacher,
I got my master's and I'm getting ready to go
for a second masters.

Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
And would life good for you? So so so your
ditch happened. Uh, you felled into your ditch in college,
but then you pulled yourself out and you realized no
one could do it but you. That's great, listen, Ellen,
all these high school students you deal with every day,
always remind him, Hey, there's a great life waiting for you.

Speaker 5 (01:55:51):
You got to believe me. Just hang on right.

Speaker 23 (01:55:54):
Uh yeah, that's what I do. I actually I teach
in cleans. You know, some of our kids, you just
feel like there's no rescue for them. So every day
we just trying to help them find something. Well, what
are you interested in and where you want to be?

Speaker 3 (01:56:05):
I love you, Ellen. You know I have the thing
for teachers. I'm hot for teacher. Well listen, Dellen, thank
you for listening to us.

Speaker 5 (01:56:11):
Have a great day.

Speaker 31 (01:56:12):
Okay, you too, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:56:14):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:56:15):
I think it's really important too.

Speaker 11 (01:56:16):
It's great when people believe in you and they have
your back, but it's so much more important and difficult
to believe in yourself. And if you believe in yourself
a little bit, you're gonna end up finding the people
who do believe in you and have your back and
help you do the things that you want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:56:28):
There you go, Oh, there.

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Speaker 3 (01:56:51):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody, Pa