FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Run Over

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You were caller one hundred. Let me introduce myself.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh gosh, Elvis, this is such a reduction.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Is Elvis da Wren in the morning show?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
There is something I want to get into the little
things in life that irritate you, So I will tell you.
Walking into the UH the radio station today, there was
a little sticky note on the microwave. Who put this up?
It says, please hit clear when you're finished using this
appliance instead of leaving your remaining time displayed. No, who

(00:47):
did that? Wasn't any of us? Has to be one
of you. But obviously someone took the time. They took
the time to write this note saying you gotta your
microwave all the way down to zero or you need
to clear it out.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Oh my god. That person I would love to meet,
whoever that is.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
You know what, I agree with them.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
It's the same as the person who leaves the extra
cup in the cyrig machine. Take your CA cup album
you're done. It's not my job to open it up,
take yours out and then put my name empty.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
But it's one thing to leave a CA cup in
the in the holster. This is just a digital display
that it just doesn't matter. Its clock on.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
That microwave does a clock, and it's nice when it's displayed.
You walk by, you see what time it is. I
can see where it does. You want the time to
be there? Not the three seconds number one? Why couldn't
you wave?

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Oh my god, let it finish cooking? Why did you
have to hit cants on.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Because your gut told you. I got to take this
out of the out of the microwave right now. If
it goes for three more seconds, it's going to turn
into molten lava.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
But I also why can't people just walk by and
hit clear? If it's that stressful to them clear.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
It No, not your job to hit Oh oh my goodness.

Speaker 8 (02:00):
I did this once and left it at the station
and Brody found out it was me and he was
not happy with me.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Has Brody been in lately? Was it Brody.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
To Brody? Here? Hey, Brody, this looks This looks exactly
like something you would do.

Speaker 9 (02:13):
You know what, when I first heard you tell the story,
I thought to myself, did I go into the studio
this past week?

Speaker 10 (02:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
It sounds like me, because I will tell you back
in the old days, when we're all here Brody would
walk in the studio mad as hell, what's wrong, Brody
cat shoes just clear out the timer on the micro
ride Like, oh my god, Brody triggery.

Speaker 9 (02:33):
Yeah, And then I found out it was almost always
Dan yellows pary it was.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
But what does it matter though, is my question.

Speaker 9 (02:40):
Okay, it's like leaving the toilet un flushed. It's not
my responsibility. No, it's not the microwave. So it hit
clear and then start. I just want to open the
micave and use it.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Flushing your little duties down the toilet is not the
same as leaving a.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Two seconds the same. But I see what he's saying.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
You just when you get to the microwave, your experience
should start with clock there and you hit however long
you want. And some microwaves have like a quick button
where you just like one, two or three for one
two or three minutes. You that doesn't work if I
have to hit clear first, it's it's slowing down. Just
finish your your process at the microwave, so I start clean.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You guys, you're so fragile.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
You're so fragile. I'm so sad.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, fragile is a good word.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
And close the microwave door when you're done, don't leave
the microwave door open.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
So you're saying you want to when you approach your
microwave for the ultimate microwave experience, you need it to
be in neutral. You don't want it to be like yep, god, okay.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
All right, you don't.

Speaker 11 (03:34):
You don't.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
You don't get out of your car and leave it
in park, do you?

Speaker 12 (03:37):
No?

Speaker 5 (03:38):
I mean, it doesn't even drive.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Not the same thing.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
You're talking about, Like, unsanitary conditions are something that's potentially dangerous.
The microwave is just irritating to people who pay too
much attention and don't want to take one second.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
To hit clear.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
You didn't finish. You didn't finish doing your part.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
So it's like not putting lund real way, a person
who takes out the trash and doesn't put a new
bag in.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's the same that, yeah, you got to put a
trash bag. That's not the same. It is the it's
a touch of a button, what Nate, Nate, what'd you say?

Speaker 13 (04:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Line twenty four, Hold on a second, Brodie, sorry about that.
Jenny's on line twenty four. So Jenny, you put one
of these notes up on your microwave at work as well.

Speaker 14 (04:27):
I didn't put a note up, but we should put
a note up.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
What would your note say? What are you mad about?

Speaker 14 (04:35):
My note would say if you can't hit the clear button,
teach your food up outside, get a solar oven, put
it in your car. I don't care what you're gonna do.
But when I walk past my breakroom and that says
like thirteen seconds or the door is open, what kind
of monster are you?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
The monster? The monsters?

Speaker 15 (05:00):
It's a weird you's.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Wired and away. It has to be in neutral. It
has to be zeroed out or it will drive you
nuts all day, won't it.

Speaker 14 (05:13):
I think the funniest part about this is is like
a week ago a co worker of mine, Gary, came
to me and he was like, I'm got to tell
you somebody constantly leaves time on the microwave. And I
know that, like I have OCD, but it drives me nuts.
And when he said it, I was like, You're not
alone in this world, Like it makes me absolutely crazy
when I walk in there and there's time on there.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, so I know, Like I don't want to go
off topic here, but two things I've listened to you
guys literally since I'm.

Speaker 14 (05:43):
Six years old. Wow, So this is like the best.
This is the best day of.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
My life, Jenny, and thank you.

Speaker 14 (05:50):
It's also my husband Jack's forty nine birthday today, so
I just want to say happy birthday to him.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I'm doing the math here, so a lot younger than him.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
No formata format.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Just checking all right, thank you.

Speaker 16 (06:09):
Good luck with that so much.

Speaker 14 (06:10):
I have a good day, you too.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Good luck with that microwave. Readou Richard on line twenty
three has a confession to make it. Richard, come on in,
make your confession. What do you want to confess?

Speaker 11 (06:21):
So I actually leave the microwave with one or two
seconds on it in the office every time I use it,
just because it pisses people.

Speaker 17 (06:31):
Good for you, seriously, other reason. I'd like, like I
put something in for thirty five seconds and I'll go
zero two done, and the people will be like, well,
it's not I don't care if I'm done by.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, look at that. Froggy is just seething. He's so mad.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Where the jackass? But you're going out of your way
to leave?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yes time, but absolutely, yes, it's so so good.

Speaker 11 (06:54):
Not in the office anymore. But when we do go back.
I will continue to do it just because it literally,
I technically typically have OCD about everything.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
That's just one of those things.

Speaker 11 (07:03):
Just push the button clear and call it a day.
Like it's to me, it's not that big of a deal,
But because it gets such a rise out of people,
I just do it, and it just it gives me
just a little bit of enjoyment in my home.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Okay, well, if that's where you're rich Yeah, Froggy, Hey Richard,
did they call you dick in the office or no,
stop Richard.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Don't listen Frog.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
That was not well, that was not We gotta move Richard,
thank you. Don't don't let people let Froggy talk to
you like that. It sucks all right anyway, that wasn't nice.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
That he goes out of his way to leave extra time.
He's literally going out of his way to make people angry.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, let me ask you guys a question. They we'll
move on. Out of everyone on this show, who would
be the first to go out of his way to
leave extra time on a microwave to make people crazy?
Other than Gandhi Frog, it would be Frog.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
You would do it totally.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
So you I wish we could dust for fingerprints. Things
would be so different if everyone could just dust for
finger prints.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yep, scary is all upset, he said. The things in
life that drive him crazy are things like people who
go to a fireworks show early to get a good seat.
You have camp out there for seven hours.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
But you have to get a good I mean not
seven hours, but you should show.

Speaker 12 (08:16):
Up a little bit.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Why, Daniel, this shows in the sky above you, Hi,
everybody can see this guy.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
I like to sit near friends and put a little
picnicking thing out and have some wine and relax and
get there.

Speaker 12 (08:29):
I don't want to be rushed, and I want to
get a good seat.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I want to you know, come on, yes, Gandhi.

Speaker 16 (08:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
I mean sometimes when they have like the big fireworks
celebration downtown, a lot of the buildings will obstruct your view.
So you want to have like a good waterfront seats
so you can see everything clearly.

Speaker 12 (08:43):
Thank you, Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
It's not coming off at nine point fifteen.

Speaker 15 (08:46):
I get there at nine ten and look up and
I get the same view as somebody.

Speaker 12 (08:50):
Who got there well, but you know it's not the
same experience.

Speaker 15 (08:53):
Don't videotape or take pictures of fireworks, because.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's the same ten patterns we've seen our whole lives.
All right, right, you need you need to time out,
Just time out a few minutes. You're all lathered up
and you're so pissed off, like what was your You
had something that irritates a living hell out of you? Ganda,
you were saying earlier, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Okay, when you're at the airport and people are going
down the escalator and right at the bottom of the
escalator they realize they don't know where they're going, so
they stop.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Oh my god, I want to scream and kick their suitcase,
like what are you doing?

Speaker 18 (09:24):
Case?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
A pile of Also, you know at the airport it's
the moving walkway. It's a walkway. You're supposed to walk
on it, but a lot of people like to stand
on it and go, oh like a half mile per hour?
Not a ride.

Speaker 17 (09:40):
On?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Can you just keep moving? Think out that thing's moving,
otherwise you'd never go anywhere. Yes, Froggy.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
I called it an insurance company the other day. It
rhymes with Mico, And the lady on the phone asked
me for my ven number, and I'm thinking to myself,
wait a second, now, you must ask people for their
VIN on a regular basis because you need their vehicle
identification number, not a vehicle identification number number. I did
not want to be the person to correct her. I
just let it go, but I thought, like, how could

(10:07):
you work in that industry and you've been saying VIN
number for how long?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Like hasn't somebody thinkler?

Speaker 8 (10:11):
Yes, but I I understand what she's saying, because maybe
someone doesn't understand what she's saying when she says VIN,
so she has to make sure they know it's a number.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Insane. I need your vehicle identification number?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, okay, so okay, yes, times up on that one.

Speaker 13 (10:25):
I have.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Here's the issue with us. We could argue anything for
an hour and a half not really get to the
bottom of it. Yes, Scotty Bee.

Speaker 19 (10:32):
You know what makes me crazy When it's drizzling outside
and people have their Winchel wipers on the really fast speed, it.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Skipping across the windshield and you hear the.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Does I don't know why, but it does. Yeah, Danielle,
what's pishing you off?

Speaker 9 (10:47):
So?

Speaker 12 (10:48):
I have two things.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
One, when you hold the door for someone and they
don't say thank you, that drives me absolutely insane.

Speaker 12 (10:54):
It's so rude and obnoxious.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
But the other thing is in my house we have
Poland spring water bottles in the refrigerator. People just drink
them all and then I go to get one and
there's nothing in there. How hard is it to put
another water bottle in? When you take one out, you
put one in, you take one out.

Speaker 12 (11:13):
You put one in.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Why seem to be triggered?

Speaker 12 (11:17):
I don't why.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's the harder your job. That's why.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Another one when I go when I go to it
like like like a store and you hold like that,
there's a bunch of shirts folded up.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
And you hold one up.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
If you hold one up and look at it, attempt
to fold it nicely and put it back where it belongs,
don't just throw it on the stack and walk away
like that.

Speaker 20 (11:37):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
All right? Are we all happy? Now we got it
all out?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I feel better?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Actually, people talk about bread for a second. No, no,
you know I hate it.

Speaker 15 (11:48):
When they don't cut the Italian bread all the way
through and you have to pull it apart.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
You're foddling the whole loaf before you get the bread.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, do you guys feel better now?

Speaker 21 (11:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (11:59):
I really do?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
You do all right. I gotta be honest. I live
in a world where nothing irritates me at all.

Speaker 12 (12:09):
You got something.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I'm so easy going, nothing really brings me down.

Speaker 12 (12:16):
Alex doesn't do anything that drives you batty.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
He does this one thing. It drove me crazy over
the weekend. He'll stop and go, hey, you want to laugh?
I'm like, who doesn't want to laugh? Whatever you're about
to tell me, better make me laugh, my friend Dane.
All the time you want to hear something funny, it
better be funny, right, everyone wants to hear something funny.

(12:42):
Of course, what's scary? No, Brodie's got something on the text?
What is it?

Speaker 15 (12:47):
He said that when he orders food on the phone
and he says it's for pickup, then they ask him
is it for delivery or pickup?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
After he's told them it's for pick up. Sometimes they
don't catch it. All right, Are we all better now?

Speaker 12 (12:58):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (12:59):
Good out?

Speaker 22 (13:10):
Elvis Duran In the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Let's talk about guys and the guys. You're attracted to? Brady,
Tom Brady, are you attracted to that kind of guy?
Because here's something too crazy?

Speaker 12 (13:22):
You're too perfect, he's too pretty pretty, He is too pretty.

Speaker 15 (13:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
See, that's my problem with Nate's. That's not a bad problem.
You're really just too pretty. Well, I appreciate that.

Speaker 23 (13:34):
I love your compliment about my hair this morning.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Your hair is great, But you're too pretty? What's wrong
with being too pretty? We are not rugged enough? Yeah,
I listen, I've got stubble.

Speaker 15 (13:45):
I'm like the Marlboro man over here.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I'm trying to think a guy comparing yourself to a
cigarette me a cowboy. Yeah, I'm like a cowboy.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Your pants are too tight to be a cowboy.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
We were tight?

Speaker 19 (14:00):
No, they don't.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Then they can't sit on their horses.

Speaker 15 (14:03):
So what I'm saying is, then you really prefer a.

Speaker 12 (14:05):
Guy like me, for instance, somewhere in the middle.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Froggy to me is a handsome, handsome You have beautiful eyes,
you have ear, your body is like perfect. I mean
you have your six feet even.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yes, yeah, a look at him, he drops his voice.

Speaker 15 (14:25):
On a scale of Nate to rugged, what is froggy?
What on a scale of if Nate is one end
of the spectrum and rugged is the other way, is
Froggy full in the spectrum?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Well, I don't know. Go away. All I'm saying is Froggy.
In my opinion on this show, Froggy is the most handsome.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Would you would do me first?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I didn't say, I'm not talking about doing I'm just
saying most handsome. Okay, gandhi, which guy on the show
is most handsome?

Speaker 22 (14:52):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (14:53):
Most handsome on the show. I see a digital guy
waving out there.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I'm gonna go with I'm going with Scotti Bee, Scotty Bee.

Speaker 12 (15:02):
Yeah, Scotty's acuting Garrett. Garrett's a cute.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
I personal Garrett's c two.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
Garrett's hot, and I'd like to say horrible things to
Scotty because he'll say horrible things back, so that makes
me like him.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
And by the way, I've seen Garrett naked. Oh he's
got a big one.

Speaker 12 (15:17):
Wow did that happen?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I think I think Garrett out if everyone in the
show has the largest one. You haven't seen me yet? Yes, yes,
I have. Don't start with it, go get Garrett.

Speaker 12 (15:29):
Yeah, I think Garrett is probably there.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
Can you guys tell us you're all going to trace
it one day so Danielle and I could judge.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (15:36):
I think they should just do a lineup and then
they and then you know, we'll wait.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, way back up. We're going to trace it, Yes,
like you put your hand to the turkey.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yes, I was promised to tracing.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
I think we could figure out who's is Who's.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
I think.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Garrettrett, Hey, good morning. You have the largest one on
the show. All right, I'll take it.

Speaker 24 (15:57):
I'm not I'm not going to be the one who
I know it's ever you know what, I'll own it?

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Yes, I do?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
You do? I do?

Speaker 5 (16:04):
I mean there's worst things.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
We were in a long story that we were in
the Caribbean or something and we were in the Bahamas.
In the Bahamas. Really, are we really having this conversation? Okay?
So in real life, I mean, you go to work,
you go to school, whatever, do you ever? Like imagine
like who has the biggest, who has the smallest? You wonder?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
I think about that.

Speaker 7 (16:25):
But I go based solely on their energy, the vibes
that they put off, you know, like the BD E.

Speaker 12 (16:29):
See I look at their hand size.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
You can't you can't judge by that, By the way.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
I think it's energy.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I've seen Froggies, I know.

Speaker 12 (16:35):
I just don't think Froggies is probably bigger than Garrett's.

Speaker 22 (16:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, Garrett you're packing. I love that shirt, by.

Speaker 12 (16:41):
The way, thank you, Thank you, me too.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
Do you guys do that with women, like when there's
a room full of women, like, I wonder what's the biggest.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
That's something we don't want to think.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Daniel has the big I've been Daniel.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Daniel's had the biggest balls by far of anybody.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Daniel is not talking abou Daniel is well hung.

Speaker 23 (17:01):
I have I see we've talked about this, and you
think I'm packing.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I don't think you're packing that.

Speaker 23 (17:07):
We know because I said it's okay, mine's just fine.
It's like the baby bear of penis.

Speaker 8 (17:14):
We know what yours looks like. Your pants are so
tight that there's no way we don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
And you can tell.

Speaker 12 (17:21):
It's not that great decent size.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
It's okay, it's bad.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's decent.

Speaker 12 (17:26):
It's not it's not massive, but it's not small.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
It's it's okay. It does it gets the job, It
gets the job done.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Okay, So let's let's make it official. We believe on
the show Garrett has the largest.

Speaker 12 (17:37):
Yeah, okay, all right, I agree?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Do we all agree only favor?

Speaker 13 (17:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Where do you lie? I'm in the middle. I'm scary,
I'm gonna write it.

Speaker 12 (17:48):
I think Frogging may have something there too. No, let
me tell Lisa compared.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
I think the tracing needs to happen. You guys promised
it when I started. I never got my trace.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, but by the way, we never promise you we're
going to trace ouren And I hate to say this.

Speaker 12 (18:04):
They're gonna lie about it. They're gonna add two or
three inches to the tracing.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
The way. I have no desire to be larger none.
There are guys out there who they want to go
in for surgery. They have injections or no, I'm good,
I'm fine.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
You don't want it dragon on the floor, pick it
up and throw it off your shoulder.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
To get anything like a pool, you have to put
like a pool middle around it.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
You don't want to do that on the floor. By
the way, how do we get into this? I don't
know how did we get here? This is the worst.
What's that scary?

Speaker 15 (18:38):
I think the problem is we're jaded by videos and
things that we might see, you know, definitely see things
that are aberrations and you're like, what is that?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
And I'm like, I don't have that I have. I'm
okay like this, but I don't have that.

Speaker 15 (18:52):
I want that, And that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
That we have.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
How do you think females feel where where you see
these gorgeous women or air brushed and they don't really
weigh that and this, that and the other thing, and then
you guys think they're perfect, and so we feel like
we have to look like that.

Speaker 12 (19:05):
It's the same thing, you know.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
You know, I can't believe we're having this conversation. I
think you started it, well, I did.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
This conversation started because Nate was too perfect. That's how
it comes back to.

Speaker 12 (19:19):
Me that you love when it comes back.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Okay, so let's judge Nate. Ready, have beautiful hair, hair,
you have a nice face.

Speaker 23 (19:28):
My complexion isn't that great anymore good?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
But your wiener is not that big.

Speaker 23 (19:33):
I know, and I'm okay with that. I'll take I'll
take great hair over a big wiener.

Speaker 12 (19:38):
You and you know that I am.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I think I would have.

Speaker 23 (19:41):
I'd rather have a big wienerkeep the hair out, you know,
you could take a couple.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Of hair over wier.

Speaker 12 (19:47):
Yes, because everybody sees its hair every day. People don't
see wiener.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
You buy fake hair you can't really buy that wiener.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
My pants are pretty tight.

Speaker 23 (19:54):
Dan, you all I think everybody's seen it, I said,
get back to Garrett.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
You're Irish, Yes, Irish and German. A lot of people
say the Irish guys are cursed, the Irish curse. But
you're not complete opposite right there.

Speaker 12 (20:08):
But he's German, so he's like a Schnitzel.

Speaker 8 (20:10):
What is German like a venus?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, he's by the way, Gandhi, you know what I
learned when I lost one hundred and forty pounds. I
realized it makes it look bigger.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
Does remember how excited you were when you first were
able to see it again.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I know when I lost one hundred and forty pounds,
I hadn't seen my wiener in years.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
If you cut all the shrubs down around the tree,
the tree looks a lot taller.

Speaker 25 (20:35):
That is.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, well, I'm already already trim, but I'm gonna lose
more weight. Give a bigger wiener.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
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Speaker 1 (21:16):
So the weirdest thing happened. Three days ago, I get
a call from an old friend saying, Hey, your dad's
best friend wants to wants to talk to you. May
I give him your phone number? I mean, sure, mister Smith. Yeah,
So mister Smith calls me and we talk my dad,
you know, god rest is soul. We were talking about
him and some memories. So I kept calling you mister Smith.

(21:36):
He said, you know, you can call me by my
first name. I don't know his first name. Now I
am fifty four years old, I'm still calling my parents'
friends mister and missus. Yes, Ray, it feels illegal. Yeah,
it feels like I'm breaking the law if I call
them by their first name.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
I even do that with some of my friends, like
my girlfriends, my friend Karen her it's mister and missus Martinellie.
It's always been since college, and I I that's what
I call them.

Speaker 12 (22:01):
I don't you know, I don't call them by their
first names. You know, it's weird, but I think it
is illegal.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Like I think if my parents heard me call somebody
by their first name.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
They might swap me in the back of the head. Still, yes,
what are you talking to?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Okay, but Danielle, I mean no offense. Yeah, you're a
mother of two and you yeah, you technically could be
a grandmother.

Speaker 8 (22:23):
You know that, right If I swear to Gosh, I
will please bite your damn time.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'm talking about just where you are on the age spectrum.

Speaker 12 (22:31):
Okay, I could, I guess they couldn't.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
You're still calling the Martinelli's mystery missus Martinelli.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
I do, I do, But you know what, I do
that with my teachers too, Like one of my music
teachers from high school. His name is doctor de Zick.
His first name is Jonathan. So now at this point
in my age, he tells me call me Jonathan. I go,
I can't. You're still illegal, and he's like, no, I'm Jonathan.
Now I don't know you're not.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Well.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
There's a list of things that we're coming up with
that feel illegal?

Speaker 13 (22:56):
Right?

Speaker 12 (22:56):
It does?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
What else was there? Gandhi?

Speaker 13 (22:59):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (22:59):
If you ever have water in your car, like a
bottle of water and you just want to dump it out,
dumping it out the window even though it's just water,
feels illegal. I had to do it the other day.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
And I was panicking the whole time, right, I wanted
to be like, it's just water, It's just water.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Hey, there's another one. I don't own a Tesla, but
they seem really cool. If you're driving on the street
and you see a Tesla, do you look inside to
see if they're touching the steering wheel or if they're
if the car's driving them? Because I'm telling you right now,
if I had a Tesla and I had didn't have
my hands on the wheel, I would feel like I'm
doing something illegal. There's another one right anyway? Uh Froggy, Yes,

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what have you done recently that feels illegal? Maybe you
shouldn't say it on the air? Never mind?

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yes, straight ate. This morning I did this.

Speaker 23 (23:46):
There was a police car and he was driving like
twenty five and a thirty. I'm like, can I just
pass him and I passed.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Him, but it felt illegal. Yeah, you felt like he
was on the speed limit.

Speaker 8 (23:58):
I feel like I am guilty of a million things
anytime police officers behind me, and I'm like, I didn't
do anything wrong, but I feel like I did.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
You put your pulse races? Yes, it's all right, yeah, Frog.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
I was at a home improvement store the other day
and there were I bought two little small items and
they were very, very cheap. I think they were ninety
seven cents, but there was no scan on them, and
I went through the I went through the self checkout line,
and so I told the lady that was there. I said, hey,
there's no scan on these. They were ninety seven cents apiece.
And she looked at them. She goes, well, they're free today.
She threw them in the bag.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
And told me to leave. Oh, I felt like I
was stealing. You were you are?

Speaker 6 (24:35):
No, I'm not feeling she says, they're free. She works there,
she's got authority.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
You're right, you're an accomplice. You're right, scary. What have
you done that feels illegal?

Speaker 15 (24:43):
But isn't on the same lines as Froggy, But going
into any store and not buying anything. They don't have
what you want, and then you're like all right, and
you walk out out and I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I feel they look like.

Speaker 15 (24:55):
I'm shoplifting because I'm just walking.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
They don't give a crap.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Hands up, like I don't have anything in my pockets.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
When you were into the grocercery yesterday and you walked
in and walked out with nothing.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
I went to Joanne Fabrics actually, and I wanted to
get a canvas.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
They didn't have the canvases that I want.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
So we just walked out and it was like Froggy said,
I wanted to walk out with my hands in the air,
like we didn't take anything. I just didn't find what
I wanted.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
So I'm you need to put your hands up against
the wall and have them coming.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
If somebody walked out of Target without a bag, that's
when the police need to be called in right there,
that's not true.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You should be able to go in if you don't
find what you want, you should be able to leave
without feeling guilty. We have lost our mind.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
There's only something in Target that you need something.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
Come on, yeah, what about like circling back for your
second free sample?

Speaker 4 (25:44):
That feels illegal too, but I think you're allowed to.

Speaker 12 (25:47):
Yeah, they're free, right.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I don't think I'm ever doing free samples ever again.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Oh yeah, what's scary?

Speaker 15 (25:52):
How about if someone's cell phone is on the counter
and all of a sudden it lights up because they
got a text message and you happen to look over,
you feel like you're doing something illegal.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I like staring at it, like trying to get it
to being nosy. Yeah, I don't feel like there's no
there's no sense of incarceration. You're dirty, all right. I've
got Brian line twenty four. Brian, what do you do
that makes you feel like you've broken the law but
you haven't.

Speaker 27 (26:18):
When we go to the hotel, I always have to
take the soap and pen and paper.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
You feel like you're getting away with something.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Really I do.

Speaker 27 (26:31):
And the sad part is I usually never use it.
I don't know why I have to take it. But
there's a whole pile of it at the house.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
It's the principle of the thing you're in there. It's there,
it's not tied down, so you're gonna take it. They're
lucky they still have their mattress.

Speaker 25 (26:46):
You know.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Alvis you're guilty of this too. Actually, there was a
there was a certain pin that I liked from a
hotel and you would always grab them for me and
bring them to me when when we were in Miami,
and you would say, I feel like I'm stealing from
this hotel and I know it's not, but I feel
like I'm stealing for you.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
I'm not doing it anymore.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
It's just a pen. Just like Brian, it's a pen.
They don't they couldn't care less. They just still like,
take the pen, all right, Brian. It's okay, you're not
going to We're not gonna We're not gonna narc on.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
You're you're good, thank you?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
All right to have a high steak, yes, Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
What about when you're checking out and they ask if
you want to donate to X cause whatever it is,
would you like to donate a dollar two dollars?

Speaker 4 (27:22):
If you say no, it's the worst thing in the world.
Anyone hears you say no to a.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
Dollar every time you get into a lease of dollar
a dollar every.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Time, Well, I know, but it's it's most likely go
into a great cause.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
It's the way they ask.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Do you want to donate to save homeless pets and
need You're like, no, no.

Speaker 8 (27:43):
On when one of those stores like pet Co or
pet Smart or something, it comes up on the screen
before you check out every.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Time, and everyone all the way back in the store,
they're all watching to see.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Right, and you feel like you look around, like yesterday
I heard someone say no to donating to animals, and
then I donated two dollars because I felt bad that
the person in front of me said no, And Brandon
was like, get.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
A hold of yourself, right, or you could always say something,
Oh no, I gave a lot more earlier. Sure, Oh god,
they're lining up line five? Is Bonnie hi? Bonnie Hi?
You actually have a career, You're in a profession that

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makes you feel like you're getting away with something. What
do you do?

Speaker 13 (28:30):
I delive newspapers for a living. It's every day of
the year, there's no day off. And every time I
pull into somebody's driveway or if I pull up to
the newspaper tube, they're looking out the window. I feel
like I'm doing something illegal because it's like, Okay, who's
out there my driveway?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well, it's another one. Do you ever turn around in
someone's driveway make a make a k turn whatever it's called.
I do it all the time, but you feel like
you've got a hurry. Yeah, turn my lights off so
they don't know them there, ye.

Speaker 12 (29:03):
Say, honey, I'm home. Before you full out.

Speaker 13 (29:10):
I'm not saying, don't make any coffee.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, sorry, I'm trespassion. Have a beautiful day, Bonnie. You
keep delivering papers. Thanks for keeping people informed. And uh,
I used to deliver papers. I've worked in the newspaper
business for a while. And there's something that's not you know,
you don't see it a lot now, ink on fingers right,
you still get that?

Speaker 13 (29:30):
Oh my word, I'm surprised. I don't have ink poisoning.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I know it's crazy. Oh wow, all right, you brought
back a great memory, Bonnie. Thank you. Have a great day,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 28 (29:40):
All right you too.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Now Line nine is Shiv, and Shiv is actually breaking
the law. Let's talk about it. Hello, Shiv, how are you?

Speaker 21 (29:48):
Oh?

Speaker 29 (29:48):
Good morning? Gods on your show today?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
What's an honor to have you? Even though you could
be convicted for your awful, handous crime? Tell her you
do well?

Speaker 29 (29:58):
You know, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one
in this whole world that did it. But you know,
I do feel guilty even though I don't even buy
the damn grapes.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
And in the long run, you so you take grapes
at the grocery store.

Speaker 29 (30:11):
No, well, well not necessarily take it, but I actually
taste the grapes, you know, before you purchase them.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
You want to know, you know, yeah, hello, how do
you know if they're sweet or not?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I know, daniel l all the time, daniel Danielle has
admitted this for years. Shi, if you're not alone, she
I wouldn't do it now because people have been touching them,
you know.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
But but I used to do it because why would
I buy grapes if they taste like crap?

Speaker 6 (30:36):
But you are It doesn't matter over the time of
the time of your life. All those grapes. That's at
least one full bag of grapes, and they sell.

Speaker 12 (30:45):
Them by weight because you're so innocent.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
I'm still grapes bananas from grocery stores.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Just telling you to take them.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
If we love you anyway, no matter what you steal,
You're always going to be our guy. Okay, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 29 (30:59):
I just want to tell you guys that on I
listen to you every morning. I'm actually on my way
to book Will Center for Childer's services. I'm a preschool teacher.
Son in the morning definitely gets me going.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
So no, thank you.

Speaker 29 (31:10):
There's not a lot of meals. There's not a lot
of meals in the preschool game. So while I do
appreciate you guys taking my.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Call, and as you should be appreciated as well. Shiv,
we love you. Thank you for listening to us. Thank
you so much.

Speaker 25 (31:21):
Thank you man. Have a great day, guys.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
You one more call. Nate's is like a call machine.
He's putting all these calls through. He never does this. Hey, Crystal,
Line thirteen, Hello Crystal, what's going on?

Speaker 30 (31:32):
Hello lady?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Hello.

Speaker 13 (31:37):
I always feel guilty when I call into work if
I'm actually sick, I feel like I should be there.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
No, no, never feel guilty. I'm not very even when
I pretend to be sick. I don't feel guilty. Just
do it. It's okay.

Speaker 14 (31:49):
I can't help it.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's okay. It goes back to when you were a kid,
when you had six days or you played hooky from school.
You felt like you were missing out on something and
you were doing something wrong. You'll lose that right around
forty years old, you'll stop feeling that way.

Speaker 13 (32:04):
Well, I'll look forward to that.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Thank you, Crystal, You're fine, have a beautiful day. Thanks
for listening to us.

Speaker 12 (32:09):
Okay, you two guys, love you guys.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Love you more? Uh yeah uh straight eight.

Speaker 23 (32:13):
Actually that made me think of one time you called
in sick Elvis, and I'm like, he doesn't sound sick.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
But I didn't want to call you out on it
because you're the boss.

Speaker 23 (32:24):
I'm like, I'm not gonna say, are you really sick
because you said you were sick, and I will we
hosted the show without you.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
That okay question? What is what is sick.

Speaker 13 (32:34):
Music?

Speaker 25 (32:35):
Thing?

Speaker 23 (32:35):
I don't mind if you say, hey, I just want
to day off or whatever. I mean, I'm fine with that.
But if you're I think you know me well enough.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
If I if I just wanted to day off, I
would have said, so you've done that before. I don't
know her, you know, I would maybe you were sick that.
You know, sometimes you can be sick and you don't
sound sick, because not every body sickness is connected to
the sound of your voice. Yeah, morning, al ris Ter,
Dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 26 (32:58):
And the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
You talk about this. A sexpert shares how to tell
if someone will be good and bad A are we curious?

Speaker 13 (33:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, I'm gonna write this down. A sex expert, her
name is Annabelle Knight. Here her top Here are her
top tips for spotting a bad lover based on body
language and how they act on this use.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
The word lover. Can we start there?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Number one? A speed eater. That's a sign of a
bad lover. By the way, is it we could just
this week's move on there? Let me tell you what

(34:00):
speed the speed eaters? So you look, you know someone
who's a speed eater. She says, if they're rushing through
things that should be enjoyed, like food, they're more likely
to rush through intimacy, and that's not a good sign. Okay,
do you agree with that? No, you like a speed eater?

Speaker 25 (34:15):
No?

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Not necessarily.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Why don't you explain yourself?

Speaker 7 (34:18):
Gun, So, I will just use my boyfriend as an example.
He will house his food in two minutes. He was
a military guy for a very long time. They have
eight minutes to finish their meals. He's used to doing that.
I don't think all military guys are bad in the sack.
I know for sure one that's not.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Okay, Well, he may have a different reason for eating fast.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Yeah, his meal.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
What's that scary?

Speaker 15 (34:40):
There is no correlation.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Okay, you know, look, but do you agree Daniel that
someone who understands how to enjoy food and take your
time with it and not just rush through it to
get full, maybe they'll be the same when it comes
time to you know.

Speaker 8 (34:58):
Yeah, I think they Maybe they their time with everything
and I want to enjoy it a little bit more.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Because your tongue has different taste parts of it, right,
Like you told me.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
This a different parts of your tongue taste different things you.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Don't want tongue.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Well, I mean, look, you know, like I'm gonna use
Alex as an example. Okay, I'll spend like four hours
making dinner, He'll sit down, it'll be gone in fifteen seconds.
I'm like, well, you got to taste that in hal it.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
So we don't agree with this first one.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Okay, I just like, yes, you, I want you to
think what you want to think. I'm just throwing this
out here from this person's perspective. Okay, I'm not saying
anyone's wrong or right? Okay, all right. Number two on
the story sexpert sharing how to tell if someone will
be good in bed a fast mover. Once again, she
says that the idea of taking things slow seems like

(35:49):
a foreign concept of some people. It could be they
lack emotional experience and sex may not be satisfying.

Speaker 12 (35:55):
They would just roll up to the end, okay.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
They want to get to the big Oh, they.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Don't enjoy the journey exactly, the destination exactly.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
So do we all agree the journey can be just
as fun as the Oh I.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Can't see that.

Speaker 12 (36:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Maybe another sign of being a bad lover. The bedroom bragger,
Oh for sure. Yeah, they talk about past They talk
about past conquests, how great they are a bad or
how many people they've slept with. That could be a
sign of insecurity or dead giveaway that someone isn't that
great event.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Yes, that's very little d energy.

Speaker 8 (36:30):
I've heard those who can do those who can't talk
about it.

Speaker 12 (36:33):
Yeah, that's how I write.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Another thing that could be the sign of a bad
lover A big boozer. Oh oh, A couple of drinks
is one thing, But if they drink way too much,
it can negatively affect their performance.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, the whiskey thing.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, whiskey D. Have you ever had whiskey D's carry?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
I think, oh yeah, me for sure. Happens all the time.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
You ever have whiskey D.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Oh, my god, all the time.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Not to because you with sunny D. I don't know
what that is. Also, they say another sign of a
bad lover a couch potato. If you can barely get
them off the sofa, they may not have much stamina
in the bedroom. You could be very disappointed, according to
this sexpert. Now, let me give you some things that
tell you they're good in bed. Someone likes to chat.

(37:21):
If they show caring and understanding when talking to you,
chances are they'll want to understand what works for you
in bed. Okay, not afraid to ask questions.

Speaker 12 (37:29):
That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
I can see that.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Are we really ringing a bell?

Speaker 8 (37:34):
I feel like Scary's ringing the bell to show you
that that's what he does.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Vomit he is.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You are a chatty chap Next on the list. If
you can tell someone's good in bed, maybe they have
very very meaningful eye contact. Oh ah, okay, And it's
proven scientific fact that maintaining good eye contact can trigger
the release of feel good chemicals like oxytocin, the love hormone.

Speaker 23 (38:00):
You know.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
It also shows they're not afraid of emotional intimate intimacy.
So you could be in luck.

Speaker 25 (38:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
You know a lot of people are afraid to make
eye contact because they just can't connect one on one
like I'm doing with you right now, Danielle, look at
me in the Also someone else who could be in
good in bed. They're funny.

Speaker 12 (38:18):
Oh yeah, I think that's the key.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Pete Davidson. I'm telling you, guys, there's something about Pete
that ladies love.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Does he know how to mow the art?

Speaker 4 (38:25):
I think he does.

Speaker 12 (38:26):
He's also got a big one. I haven't seen what
I've heard.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
But doesn't We all agree that having a good sense
of humor is a key factor to being good in bed.
So if your date likes to laugh, it's a good sign.
If you ever been in bed with someone you're like,
you really want to like have a great time. Then
all of a sudden someone farts. Either you roll out
of bed and run out of the room like ready
to vomit, or you go, oh, let's move on, because.

Speaker 12 (38:56):
Run out of the room. Are you kidding me right now?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
A sense of humor lacking. And finally, maybe a good
sign that they're good in bed is they have great
kissing intuition. Yes, they maybe don't need rehearsal or directions.
You can tell by the way they kiss that they
know how to slow it down, be a good kiss her.
Chances are they'll also know what they're doing in bed. Now,

(39:23):
these are not guaranteed payoffs, but according to the sexpert,
those are the things to look for to see if
they're bad or good in bed. You agree with some
of them?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Yeah, some of them, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
What was the first one you didn't like?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Speed eater?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Speed eater?

Speaker 12 (39:36):
Yeah, I'm not going to agree with that.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Speed eater.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Not counting out our military guys.

Speaker 25 (39:41):
Screw.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
What's the sound you make when you're at the restaurant,
When you're at the restaurant, when you're at the restaurant
speed eating? No no, no, no, no, no, no no no. Did
he sound like that last night at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Kind of there was a lot of.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
He was enjoying the surf and the or and we
know you do get into your food. This music is
so stupid. If you come over, if if you come
home to me after a day at work and I
turned this music on. I'm lighting some candles and dimmy

(40:18):
the lights. I'm wearing a nice agent provocateur Teddy. I
serve you up at Martini. Put your slippers on. Maybe
light your pipe for you like that. You know it's
going to be quite the night. It probably was when
you saw me in my Teddy with feathers. All right,

(40:44):
there you go, my pipe, Duran, light my pipe. Pipe.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
The Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Thank you for being on the show. The Mercedes Benz.
There's a reason they go the extra mile, from testing
their vehicles in de heat an arctic cold to creating
AI that can anticipate your needs and preferences on the road.
They demand every car is worthy of their star because
it's Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 26 (41:11):
Now lista ran in the morning shows.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
In the morning show.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Did you see the memos I posted around the studios
this morning?

Speaker 12 (41:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:22):
What is that about?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Actually, I read about this in the New York Post.
They're saying, I'm hoping this is a true story because
I need to believe it. They're saying that a boss,
a manager at some company posted these for the employees
around the office and it says attention employees of filling
the blank. Work is not meant to be fun. This

(41:46):
is your job. Do not dedicate work time to discussion
of non work topics. Do not facilitate friendships during work hours,
exchange phone numbers, or hangout after work is complete. Reach
me at this number. If a coworker is having non
work discussions on company time, I want to know about it.

(42:07):
Work is not your daycare with this menuon kid. So
do you think this is real?

Speaker 7 (42:14):
I hope it's not real because I can't imagine somebody
being that socially unaware that they would try and make
you think your job is torture. Right, However, we meet
people like this all the time, So maybe.

Speaker 12 (42:23):
And I would not want to work at that place.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I guess to get fired, you.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Know, to be honest, though. I mean, look, you know
we are very spoiled in what we do and who
we work for. I mean, we can get away with
almost murder, except for Nate, who got away with it.
There are people who listen to our show every day
and they're driving to work and they're thinking about what's
waiting for them when they get to that office space.

Speaker 16 (42:44):
Right.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
They have bosses that may may not be this evil,
but they have conditions where they it's a tough, tough,
challenging atmosphere, right imagine.

Speaker 7 (42:56):
I mean the majority of time I think most people
spend in their lives is working.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
You spend that.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
Time with you know. I spend more time with you guys,
and I spend with my family. I can't imagine being
in an environment where somebody said you can't be friendly,
you can't laugh, you can't have fun, just go in
and get out. Work is tough enough for people, and
then to say you can't enjoy it, Oh forget come on, man,
get it or woman.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Whoever you are.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Again, work is not meant to be fun, Yes it is.
This is your job. Do not dedicate work time to
discussion of non work topics. Do not facilitate friendships during
work hours. Look at that. Do not facilitate friendships. See
here's the difference what we do here. We are more
productive when we're.

Speaker 12 (43:32):
Friends, yes, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Do not exchange phone numbers. Don't even hang out until
your work is complete. Okay, And if you see a
coworker having non work discussions on company times, let me know.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Who's that they're supposed to be a rat.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Yeah, I saw them laughing. Go get them.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
They look seem to be having a good time. Yeah, scary,
what's up?

Speaker 15 (43:53):
It just sounds like the makings of a toxic work environment. Said,
if it's true, But as you were saying, camaraderie makes
great teamwork, and then better things will happen if we
could all work together.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
But you know, there are industries out there that really
depend on you to be a robot. They depend on
you to be making sausage as they call it. Surgeons
where you do. I would think camaraderie could help in surgery,
no offense, ham me a scalpel and you give me
a hammer. But there are some industries where you were

(44:29):
just expected just to do your one little part and
that is and do it well. No reason to have
a friendship with anyone in the room.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
None.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Yeah, Nate, I had a working environment like that where
you were supposed to come in do your job.

Speaker 23 (44:43):
Where what I'm not gonna say what kind of industry
was in this industry?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Really?

Speaker 23 (44:49):
Yeah, you came in and you had to do your job,
and you know that's because the boss was overseeing us.
And as soon as the boss left, then we were
you know, camaraderie.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
With where's that boss. Now, in this industry it's still
pretty really who Okay, well, you know.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
Tonight's point, though, I've worked in environments where people were
not friendly at all and we had to fake like
we were friends on the air. And then I've worked
here where everybody really is friendly and it's just a
completely different ballgame. And those four places I know, faking
friendly on the air. This this environment is rare. I
think more people do not get along than.

Speaker 12 (45:28):
Do get along.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
I think Gandhi, Nate and I can speak about that
because we have all three worked in environments where it
was not like this.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Yeah what Danielle me too?

Speaker 8 (45:39):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (45:39):
No, no, no, no, Danielle. I know.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
But you've been on the show where Elvis does foster
a friendly environment where he wants us. If there is
an issue, it is resolved and we move on and
we're like a family. I have worked, as Gandhi has
and Nate has another, environments where I think it was
almost they wanted there to.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Be a problem between these They wanted to get along.
It is terrible, and you know, if you're this is
why I can't be a manager. I don't want to
be a manager. I don't want to be a boss.
I don't I don't want it, and I can't handle
it because I'm not good at that. Yeah you know,
and uh, I do you need someone who's more even
keeled and someone who has more organization and discipline than
I have. But my my, I want to go back,

(46:17):
take it out of our arena and back to this memo,
Like what kind of manager would want to manage like that?
Like I want you to know that we're watching you,
and I'm asking your coworkers to tell on you and
rat on you if you're having fun at work, because
there's no place for that here. You were getting paid

(46:39):
a salary to come in and do exactly as we
say and produce exactly as we request. Otherwise you know
we're gonna bounce your ass out of here. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
I think that person can say I saw somebody having fun.
They were laughing and being jovial. They need to be
tied here.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
They're like I caught them singing show to rich people.
Can we talk about rich people for a second. Have
you noticed sometimes rich people do things that we don't do?
Just came up. We were talking about Jeff Bezos. Yeah,

(47:19):
you know, the one of the richest guys in the world,
worth billions and billions and billions.

Speaker 31 (47:24):
And uh, he he looks rich like he'll wear like
just a regular shirt and then he'll he'll tie like
a scarf around it.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
You know, he just doesn't. I mean, I guess when
you're rich, you just do things like that, you know.

Speaker 8 (47:45):
I don't you go and play at the country club
with Buffy, don't you.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I don't know if he does, but he just has
these little nuances that make him look like he's Buffy friendly.

Speaker 23 (47:55):
Yeah, like Jeff Bezos, if you look at any picture
of him, if he's in quote unquote casual clothing, chances
are it's a T shirt with a vest with a vest.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Rich people wear vests. They were really Yes, it's either
if you're a waiter at Applebee's or a rich person,
you wear a vest.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
I do like rich people don't use regular tissues.

Speaker 7 (48:15):
They always use a hanky, like a silken Briger hanky,
and then they blow it out and put it back
in their pocket like only rich people can do, and.

Speaker 12 (48:21):
It has their initial on it.

Speaker 9 (48:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Oh the bogies.

Speaker 8 (48:25):
Yeah, Well, you remember when I was at Chris Rock's
house that one time and I was there for a
party for something I was doing, and his toilet paper
had ours all over it. I wiped my butt with
Chris Rocks rs.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Because that's silly.

Speaker 23 (48:38):
I also realized that, you know, we were down here
in Tribeca where a lot of rich people live, and
rich people either have a very small dog or an
enormous dog, and you know, they don't have anything in between.
It's always like a little teacup poodle or one of
those enormous Great Danes that looks like a voice.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
They don't have. They don't have a dog in between,
nothing in between.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Man.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
And also Tribeca is also the land of uh strollers.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
It used to oh my god, yes, oh, and they
have the very expensive stroller.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah. We go to Walkers for brunch and they'd all
pull their strollers in and their kids would throw cherios
all over the floor. And rich people, their kids always
have cherios. Yep, because I remember my friend Steve, Steve
worked at Walkers.

Speaker 32 (49:17):
We don't even sail damn cherios, and they're all over
the frigging floor because rich people, rich people, their kids
have cherios.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
And they throw them on the floor. Just an observation,
very true. I don't know, uh what else? What other
things do rich people do?

Speaker 8 (49:34):
They wear sunglasses when it's not sunny out or when
they're indoors, and like, I'm like, really, yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Frog, they don't wear like normal shoes.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
They wear like uppity rich people's shoes, like the shoes
that you don't know the name, or they have like
weird buckles on them or things like that.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
They're never normal, like got.

Speaker 12 (49:50):
Them in Europe. They're always from you.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
When Alex started dating me, he said, you know I
have the sneaker test. I said, what's the sneaker test?
If you ever go out on a date with me
wearing something other than sneak, you're out? Really Yeah, because
you know me my shoe game back in that day,
especially because I was overweight, the only thing I could
fit into her shoes. Yeah, I had a great shoe game.
He's like, Na, those are a little too.

Speaker 12 (50:13):
Hey did your feet change size when you lost weight?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Little?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (50:16):
They did?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah, Frog, I was scary.

Speaker 15 (50:19):
They are never in town on summer weekends, always somewhere
to go, always either.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Because they summer.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
They summer, they summer people the winter.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
And they do a lot. I saw that picture of
Danielle and Sheldon. They posted there the night they were
having dinner like the Bridgerton people. Yes, at the opposite
end of a long table.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
They do that.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
They do that, they eat it, but they don't go boating.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
They go yachting.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Yachting.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
You know when I stand, I stand in the kitchen
because if I sit down at a table, the dogs
will crawl over.

Speaker 12 (50:47):
Oh goodness.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Line twenty four is Brady has a Jeff Bezos observation. Uh,
hello Brady, good.

Speaker 28 (50:56):
Morning everyone did Did anyone notice that Jeff Baso looks
like Lex Luthor?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yes he does, he has all Yeah, he has that
look going. But uh, I mean yeah, I'm not. I
don't want to make fun of the way he looks,
but he's he's morphing into a different look the more
money he makes.

Speaker 28 (51:15):
Yeah, that evil laugh throughout time. If it's getting more maniacal,
I'm a little scared of the whole look and where
it's going.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Well to see our straight Nate has that maniacal laugh too,
So we're wondering if he won the lottery. Didn't tell anyone,
Nate give us that laugh? You do listen to this laugh.
This is a laugh. Nate, nay, give us, give us
your laugh. We'll judge how much money you have in
the bank. See that's rich miniacle person. I'm murdering laughs

(51:42):
like that. All right, Brady, thank you, thanks for your observation.
I appreciate it. Like twenty three is Sarah, Hello.

Speaker 33 (51:48):
Sarah, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
We'll get Oh she sings when I like to sing up.
Oh yes, I am so your observation please.

Speaker 33 (52:00):
So specifically rich men. Okay, so get picture this with me,
if you will please come with me. All right, very tall,
a little.

Speaker 34 (52:09):
Slender, but some somewhat a little bit ripped.

Speaker 33 (52:12):
You know, short pants with the ankle showing, always short
pants with the ankle showing.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yeah. Yeah, it's almost like rich guys wear espa drills.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 34 (52:27):
And sometimes those shoes are very sleek, and so you
can always tell because, like Danielle said, they're from Europe,
so the very foncy and you know, they they look great,
they look fantastic. But when I pull it off, I
look a little homeless.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
So yeah, I will tell you. Out where I live,
there's a lot of horse farms and stuff out here.
And you go to the grocery store, and a lot
of the women will have just dismounted their horse. They'll
drive they'll drive their Mercedes to the grocery store and
they'll still have their horse boots on, and they have
a horse crap to store.

Speaker 33 (53:02):
You know this fire sign.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah, you got money if you're tracking your horse crap
to the grocery store right right and.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
You just don't even care.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Yeah, all right, well listen, thank you for when.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
You need that, Chris Rock soil paper wipe it up.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Yeah, I know we did. Thank you so much for
listening to us. Have a great day, Okay, take care.

Speaker 34 (53:22):
I have a good day.

Speaker 8 (53:23):
Have you guys ever been in a store when you
realized you had crap on your shoes?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I have, like the actual Oh.

Speaker 8 (53:31):
I was in the nail salon and I'm sitting there
and I'm like, gosh, why does it smell like crap.

Speaker 12 (53:37):
In this nail salon. It took a few minutes you
realized it was me.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
I had stepped in dog poo outside and I tracked
it all in the nails.

Speaker 12 (53:44):
They were not happy with me.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Was saying that Jeff Bezos has one eye larger than
the other. It could be from the monocle, always squinting.
All right, there you go. Rich people, all right, can't
live without them? What scary?

Speaker 15 (53:58):
I feel like rich people pronounce foods differently, like like
it's cgoo. Like they'll they'll they'll be very like deliberate
about where, you know, eating things from different cultures.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Well, there you.

Speaker 34 (54:11):
Go, all of you are.

Speaker 22 (54:21):
Start Elvis in the Morning Show. Don't answer the.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Tap, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 25 (54:37):
All right?

Speaker 24 (54:38):
So Ryan wants to play a phone tap on his
dad Jim. Now, Dad Jim asked his son Ryan to
paint the basement while he's home. So I'm going to
start the call to Dad and saying, hey, I just
finished the basement and you pay me.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Oh okay, we'll switch around, all right.

Speaker 25 (54:52):
Let's listen to Garrett's Hello.

Speaker 24 (54:56):
Is this Jim Jim the This is John Cena.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
I'm Ryan.

Speaker 24 (55:02):
Said to give you a call after I was done
with everything at the house.

Speaker 25 (55:06):
How about it, Tucker? Can you hear me?

Speaker 24 (55:11):
Ryan called me up, said to come to the house.
He had a job for me to do. So I
just finished painting the basement, so I was just looking
to get paid.

Speaker 8 (55:18):
Wait wait, wait wait, I asked him to paint the house.

Speaker 25 (55:21):
Who are you? Are you painting my house?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 24 (55:24):
No, I paint the basement. It's all done, sir. So
I found your number on the side of the fridge.
I figured you know where.

Speaker 16 (55:31):
Wait wait wait wait wait, where's my son right now?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I don't know?

Speaker 24 (55:35):
So if you could just pay me as soon as possible.
Is there somewhere in the house that you have the money?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
No?

Speaker 16 (55:40):
No, are you in my bathroom?

Speaker 10 (55:42):
I know?

Speaker 24 (55:44):
Yeah, no, I was just I was just finishing up.

Speaker 9 (55:49):
Are you on my master bathroom?

Speaker 24 (55:51):
I guess so it has the two sinks and the
big tub.

Speaker 16 (55:54):
Wipeer ass.

Speaker 9 (55:55):
Get out of the house.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I'm gonna call the cops right now.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
All right, I go out.

Speaker 24 (55:59):
You don't need to call the cops. I just I
just need, like maybe a mix.

Speaker 10 (56:03):
Right.

Speaker 25 (56:03):
What are you doing in my bathroom right now?

Speaker 24 (56:06):
Well, long story short, I thought you might have had
a gluten free sandwich and your refrigerator. Turns out I
was totally wrong. That's how I ended up.

Speaker 18 (56:14):
Details.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I just want to know why you're in my bathroom.
Get the out of my house right now.

Speaker 24 (56:21):
Hello, Ryan, you there let's call him back before he
calls the cops and drives all the way home, and
let's just mess with him for a minute or two.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Okay, all right, all right, hello that Ryan?

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Where the are you?

Speaker 25 (56:39):
I'm at home?

Speaker 18 (56:41):
No no, no, you're not at home.

Speaker 15 (56:43):
I know you're not at home because they have some
random guys call my phone talking about this anatomy taints
of the house.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Do you know anything about that? Oh no, what do
you mean?

Speaker 25 (56:55):
Oh no, Dad, I am. I am gonna literally freaking
win your head off.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I got a guy kicking up, yeah, back right now?

Speaker 9 (57:04):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 24 (57:05):
There's a guy on Craigslag.

Speaker 25 (57:06):
He seems pretty reliable.

Speaker 18 (57:09):
Oh yeah, I gave him the call to paint for it, right,
you still have that.

Speaker 25 (57:12):
Money in your room.

Speaker 27 (57:14):
I gotta pay the guy.

Speaker 12 (57:16):
No no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
I asked you to do it.

Speaker 22 (57:19):
And he did it.

Speaker 25 (57:20):
You're gonna pay him out of your own money. Why
don't you.

Speaker 17 (57:22):
Still pay him?

Speaker 35 (57:23):
Right now?

Speaker 25 (57:24):
I'm a burger king get home right now.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Got just finish up my lunch real quick and fries.

Speaker 23 (57:29):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 15 (57:29):
So oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, just finish up
all your bikes.

Speaker 25 (57:33):
Get a couple of refills.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Why don't you get some apple pie to go or something?
Get the what's wrong with you?

Speaker 24 (57:39):
Hey, Jim, Come on, Jim, my name's Garrett from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show. And you just got a
phone tapped by your son.

Speaker 21 (57:51):
Why I'm gonna kill you. I was getting in my
truck just ready to drive an hour home so I
can kick your ass.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
with permission granted by.

Speaker 26 (58:05):
Authartic Space the Elvis dan phone tab only on Elvis
duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Brody sent me this incredible tweet. It says this, the
six year old just told me that there's a buddy
bench at her school and that if you feel lonely,
you can go sit on the bench and someone will
come and be your friend.

Speaker 12 (58:27):
Ah, that's so cute.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
That's cool. Y.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
So we're thinking, okay, that's a great thing for kids
and us too. Yeah, I mean I could. The equivalent
for me would be a pub. Okay, like yesterday we
went to the whatever that we were just that was
our buddy bench. But no, you know what, there's got
to be a place. Look, we passed in the city
to and fro, millions of people every day, not really

(58:52):
thinking about their stories, what they're going through, where they're
coming from, what they're fighting, or what they're enjoying. So
we don't stomp it on a down and go, hey,
are you okay? We don't know them, but if you
saw someone sitting on the buddy bench, you say to yourself,
you know this person they need a moment with me.

Speaker 8 (59:09):
If I saw scary on the buddy bench, I go
over and say, are you okay?

Speaker 12 (59:13):
Little boy?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
You need If I said that, it would be very creepy,
would be are you okay? A little boy? Anyway, So
the buddy bench, I think it's a great idea. And
let's not keep it just for the kids. I think adults,
we need to find out where we can have these
buddy benches and town What other things are the kids
doing that we should be still doing?

Speaker 12 (59:33):
Nap time?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Nap time too, right, gandhi m.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
Hm, naptime? Recess, Yeah, recess needs to happen all the time.
Like could you imagine if we just got little half
hour breaks to go outside and play breaks.

Speaker 12 (59:45):
Snack time?

Speaker 8 (59:46):
Oh my gosh, they just got rid of snack time
in my kid's school because he was they got to
an age. But imagine, okay, everybody, take out your snacks
and you will get like a fruit snack or cookie
or something.

Speaker 12 (59:57):
Those best the best time, you know what I want?

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
We live that every day though.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
We see that time here every day. I think we
should have time out. Awesome, you're being a little jerk.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Time out off to the corner with you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
We'd never see Brody again.

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
I would love it if we still had little science labs.
Of course they would have to be overseen by someone
who actually knows that chemicals are going to blow something up.
But it would be awesome to be able to walk
into an actual chemistry lab and be able to do things.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I need to know that, because, as you know, I'm
moving to a mountainside to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Build bombs are and that hoodie you said it was
that good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
You have to wear a hoodie and build bombs and
mail them to people. I would love if there.

Speaker 35 (01:00:35):
Was just magic carpet, by the way, I'm kidding, I
would love that there was just magic carpets around the
city so that you sat down and somebody would tell
you a story.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Great thinking about that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
Poopoo and all of these things that we're saying. I
think about it being implemented in New York City, and
that buddy bench is going to go south so fast
as little magical carpet which will be infested by rats
and roaches and bugs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Okay, someone needs to clean the rats, roaches and bugs
off of the magic carpet. The buddy bench wan need
to be painted and clean from time to guys.

Speaker 8 (01:01:12):
You remember tag when well was catching kiss when I
was a kid. You can't play that anymore, but that tag,
you know, that was fun in the school yard, Tag
all the time with your friends.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Well then you know squid game they had red light.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Yeah, great game.

Speaker 36 (01:01:30):
Oh my god, let's not do that anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
So where's Abby? You can help us out? Hey, Abby,
how are you hello?

Speaker 37 (01:01:42):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Is your last name normal?

Speaker 11 (01:01:46):
No?

Speaker 38 (01:01:47):
Actually, but that was my Instagram name in middle school.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
We'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Now we're intrigued, all right, So what do you think
we should be doing as a adults that we always
did as kids?

Speaker 38 (01:02:03):
So the holiday parties they had an elementary school.

Speaker 13 (01:02:08):
Yeah, like the Valentine's Day party.

Speaker 14 (01:02:10):
The the Fall party, and the Thanksgiving party, the Christmas party.
But the Halloween party at my elementary school.

Speaker 13 (01:02:16):
They had us put on our costumes.

Speaker 14 (01:02:18):
And take a walk around the block and our.

Speaker 39 (01:02:20):
Parents would line the sidewalks and take pictures of my
cheer for Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:02:24):
That was the parade, the Halloween parade.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
We need that now they still do that. We actually
called them a laugh notot. We call them coke parties.
We'd get together and we would drink sodas.

Speaker 12 (01:02:34):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Knew you guys would go there. By the way, I think.

Speaker 8 (01:02:37):
The parties are like they used to because nowadays they
don't allow food in certain schools and this, that and
the other.

Speaker 12 (01:02:43):
So oh we're gonna do in arts and crafts at
the party.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
I don't know, no, right, Abby? Uh duly noted fun
holiday parties like school. Thank you for listening to us,
Thank you so much.

Speaker 14 (01:02:57):
Had a great day, all right, Abby?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Not so normal? We love you? Yeah. I think can
we bring back dunce caps?

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
I would love that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
That would be so great on someone's head.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I want one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
You have a stool in the corner and it's a
pointed cap that says dunce. That's the ultimate bullying. What's
that scary?

Speaker 15 (01:03:21):
I think we should have an office trom where everyone
would ask out somebody in the office and then we
actually do a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Formal HR is gonna love that. Leave room for the
for the lord between you and dancing. I don't know what, Nate.

Speaker 23 (01:03:40):
Remember you used to do like funny hat Day or
crazy Shame Day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
You're doing it today?

Speaker 25 (01:03:46):
Stop it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Very fashion Superhero.

Speaker 12 (01:03:49):
Day, pajama day. They still do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Yes, Scotty B. Can we bring back dangerous playground equipment? Okay?
Teeter totters? Now this is okay, I kid, you not
down in the Seaport District they have teeter totters for adults.
And so Alex and I got on one one day
and sure enough he got off and I hit my
ass on the ground.

Speaker 19 (01:04:10):
I just want my kids to experience a merry go round.
Every playground used to have a merry go round, the
teeter totter or the big jungle gym that you could
fall from.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
Yes, don't forget the giant slide or you go down
in your legs and your ass would get burned to
Shredsandi the rusted slide, the.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Rusted slide of death.

Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
You would just slide down and there were shards that
would get you like you always had abateetnis shot when.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
We were Oh yeah, wait, so you know growing up
in Eerie, Pennsylvania, straight Nate had a rusty swing set.

Speaker 40 (01:04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:04:37):
It wasn't stainless steel, so after like one rainstorm, it
was all rust I'm certain my brothers and I got
Titanus like three hundred times on that.

Speaker 19 (01:04:45):
You remember the ones when you would go forward and
the leg would come up out of the ground, and
then you would go back and the front leg would
come up out of the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Yeah, ours was so jankity.

Speaker 23 (01:04:53):
We would try and swing really hard because we were
trying to rip this cement, you know, the anchors out,
so like the harder you sw wong, that's the whole
swing set would swing with you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
You jump.

Speaker 12 (01:05:06):
So high and then you would jump right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
You always had your one arm like tucked out of
the swing and you would just launt yourself out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
You guys in Eerie Pennsylvania really knew how to swing. Gods.
Let's go talk to Jenna. Hi, Jenna, Hi, we're doing well. Now,
what do we want to bring back from our childhood
and reintroduce to our adulthood?

Speaker 14 (01:05:25):
Putting soap in people's mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Soap in mouth. My mother did that to me one time.

Speaker 13 (01:05:31):
Yeah, no, one time my mom threatened that with me,
and I had real guts to say bar or liquid?

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
No, God, which which one? Did you get? The bar
or the liquid? Soap?

Speaker 40 (01:05:46):
Bar?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:05:46):
Bar?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
But think about what you're doing. You're actually putting soap
in some OF's mouth.

Speaker 12 (01:05:51):
They can't be good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Well, no, you're a mother, did you ever?

Speaker 37 (01:05:53):
So you never did?

Speaker 20 (01:05:55):
Jenna?

Speaker 13 (01:05:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
And none. I I didn't go to Catholic school.

Speaker 13 (01:06:01):
But nuns.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Would they take rulers out and start beating your hands
of them? Nons? I hear these stories. They frightened me
when I see them.

Speaker 15 (01:06:11):
My father got hit for writing left handed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
He did just smack it out of your hand with.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Rulers and your.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Italian leftist means sinister. Yeah, it's terrible, awful, all right, Jenna,
thank you Soap and Mouth. July and I'll edit to
the list.

Speaker 12 (01:06:28):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Have a great day. What's the scholastic book fair.

Speaker 12 (01:06:35):
They they do.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
Today?

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
It's today my daughter's school. I had to cend her
to school with money in the little order form.

Speaker 12 (01:06:43):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Yeah, Field, did you get chapter books or picture books?

Speaker 19 (01:06:47):
She just gets little diaries and stupid stickers and stuff happens.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
What are you saying, Brodie Field trips?

Speaker 15 (01:06:54):
What sandwiches?

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
I just figured out I'm hating adulthood.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
I know it's terrible. Over here.

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
Have the dance festival?

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Remember the yodel what do you do?

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
It had ribbons hanging from it and they taught you
would dance, and I think you were. It was very
special if your class got picked to dance the maypole it's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
A circle, and then you go in and out with
guys have to wear tights.

Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
No, the ribbons would get all braided around the pole
and it was awesome.

Speaker 12 (01:07:32):
I guess the Bronx in Brooklyn we did these things all.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Right, So there we could go on and on?

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
Can we add one more than we I think we
should implement here as a show at as.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Many as you want, Gandhi, what do you want to add?

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
We should do a talent show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
A talent show. Yes, that could be fun.

Speaker 12 (01:07:48):
Who's going to be the magician?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Can I do like I did at high school and
make out with the quarterback?

Speaker 16 (01:07:53):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:07:53):
That your talent?

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Oh my god, that's your chalent?

Speaker 13 (01:07:55):
Do it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Nate knows how to high bodies. He's the closest.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
To not gonna show you how to do that.

Speaker 12 (01:08:01):
Did you get sit apons? Scary citapons?

Speaker 8 (01:08:05):
So when we had like something outside, like you know,
the Mayfair or whatever, your mom had to make you
a cushion out of paper bags and stuff it with
with you know, something soft so that you could sit
on it outside.

Speaker 12 (01:08:17):
And they called it a citapon.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
She was a cushion.

Speaker 12 (01:08:19):
Okay, that's not It was better when your mother made
it for you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Gosh, I'm gonna play hooky goodbye, go to the principal's
office right now. My mother gave me a tought. Oh
my god, a very boogy household. Looking up in the Bronx,
they're sitting on those centapons. What's Elvis sitting on? He's
a lounging on a tough itt. Hey, I'm Scotty B.

Speaker 19 (01:08:46):
And I'm Andrew and we have a podcast called serial Killers.

Speaker 23 (01:08:49):
Have you ever been in the Cereal Island and said
to yourself, there's so many cereals.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
It could be overwhelming.

Speaker 19 (01:08:54):
So on serial Killers, we'll try them before you buy them.

Speaker 23 (01:08:56):
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Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
On I Have Heart Radio or wherever you get your podcasts.
Serial Killers with a sea crush.

Speaker 26 (01:09:05):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show. This he is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
See Daniel Gandhi. You know, every once in a while,
we'll get a guy text or whatever saying he wants
you to send them send him a photo of your feet.
I'm going to get those feet fetish people. Now there's
this new fetish where guys, some guys get off watching
girls burping.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Oh okay, offering.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Like we'll give you money if you send us videos
of you burping.

Speaker 12 (01:09:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Heyld is a strange place.

Speaker 7 (01:09:43):
When you really dive into like the archives on certain websites,
it's like, why can I put those words together?

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
And all these videos pop up?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Why?

Speaker 8 (01:09:49):
And could you imagine they're going out with your girlfriends? Guys,
I've got a great money making scheme.

Speaker 12 (01:09:54):
Oh you gotta do is burp and they pay you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
I mean, it does sound great, to be honest.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
You know, sometimes I think like I'm strange and I
have like weird things that I like. But then I
see something like this, I'm like, I didn't get that
gene I'm very happy.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
That I did not get that gene.

Speaker 20 (01:10:09):
YEA.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
When it came to the gene dispersion.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
You know, I'm with you. I'm with you, Froggy. I
just I see these and learn about these fetishes people have.
I'm so boring. I want to fetish. That's it I want.
I'm gonna spend this month coming up with my fetish.

Speaker 12 (01:10:23):
I think it should be the wolf sweater fetish.

Speaker 8 (01:10:25):
Remember that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Remember those what was that people?

Speaker 12 (01:10:27):
They picture people that are obsessed with wolf sweaters.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
And then they rub it on the junk.

Speaker 12 (01:10:31):
Yes, and that one.

Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
Guy wore a whole body wolf sweater and he even
pulled it up over his head.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
It's a thing I want to fetish. I need a fetish.
Do you guys have a fetish that you haven't told
us about? Go gandhi tell us.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
I mean, you know, I like lots of scars and
long hair like that is my thing. So if you
got to do, send it my.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Last scar fetish? Yes, right, and long hair fetish. What
about you, Daniel, what's your fetish? Go ahead?

Speaker 12 (01:10:55):
I don't think I have one, Yes, you do. I
need to have one. I need to come up with one.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Do you have one, Froggy, little fetish?

Speaker 15 (01:11:03):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
I don't think I do Actually, I don't like.

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
I don't like anything weird, Like I'm just who's to
say what's weird?

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
But I don't think I do.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Oh, I do have one?

Speaker 25 (01:11:12):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Okay, Yes, the floor recognizes Danielle.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
Guys that wear black nail polish an eyeliner.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
You do that so hot?

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
The partaker, No, not at all.

Speaker 25 (01:11:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
That's okay straight. Nate has that fetish where you like
tann lines that you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Like a lot.

Speaker 23 (01:11:33):
I don't think there's anything wrong with that because it's
like seeing the underwear without the underwear being there.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Doesn't that make sense?

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Yeah, I guess. Well, Froggy has his tan lines from
you know, wearing.

Speaker 7 (01:11:45):
His his So yeah, when every day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
You're about to turn Nate on, look at that right there.
Believe it or not, that does turn me out a
little bit. His fat just a line.

Speaker 25 (01:12:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
So what what Nate?

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Phone call?

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Hell a phone call Felicia line twenty four, Good morning, Felicia.
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:12:13):
So?

Speaker 13 (01:12:13):
I just got a question about where the what's the
background story on?

Speaker 39 (01:12:17):
Hello lady, Oh, Hello lady.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Oh, Well, Uncle Johnny by the way, he's America's uncle.
Everyone loves Uncle Johnny. He has this phrase where if
you say something stupid or you drive in front of
him and you rush, you push him off the road,
or hello lady, And so it's just an expression that
we just picked up from him and now we just
all say it. It actually is great rather than you know,

(01:12:40):
cursing at someone because they you know they're bad drivers,
or if someone says something really rude, you just look
look at them and go, hello lady, and it just
says it all. There's really no way to describe hello lady. Now,
let's think about it, gandhi. Where did hello lady come from?
What does it mean?

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
I mean to me? Hello lady is like kind of
the equivalent of like, hello, what's going on? Pay attention?

Speaker 12 (01:13:01):
Yeh?

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
Like you were talking about maybe bringing back Husza and
I think that that could work too, lady.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
That's all lady. All right, Well look that's hello lady.
It really has no deep like targeted meaning. It's just
what it is. But feel free to use it today.
We will not charge you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
It's our motto.

Speaker 17 (01:13:19):
Oh I will.

Speaker 37 (01:13:19):
I'm driving right now so somebody will get in front
of me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Hello lady. It feels good, all right, have a beautiful day,
Felicia al lighty, thank you. Ashley has a fetish on
twenty three scary pusher Up there, here we go, Ashley, Hi, Hi,
what is your fetish?

Speaker 38 (01:13:37):
I don't know if it's really a fetish. I mean,
like it doesn't. It's a preference, a very strong preference
for big noses.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Oh you like you like big noses.

Speaker 38 (01:13:47):
Oh yeah, the bigger the better, like bony, Greek, Italian,
Roman like strong noses.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
So you, uh, you're a nose queen.

Speaker 9 (01:13:59):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 16 (01:14:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 38 (01:14:02):
Everyone that I've dated has been like a Greek room
at like some sort of descent, and they all just
have very large noses.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
You know what. It's a preference thing. But I think
that that would we could check off the fetish box
on big noses. Maybe that's fine.

Speaker 12 (01:14:21):
That's fine, excellent.

Speaker 38 (01:14:23):
Yeah, and it definitely it correlates with other body parts
also being does it really.

Speaker 28 (01:14:30):
Is that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Really?

Speaker 18 (01:14:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Because scary scary is a big nose, and we know.

Speaker 15 (01:14:35):
Yeah, my big schnaz and well I hate other parts
of my body too.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
No, you shouldn't hate anything about your body. Willison. Thank you, Ashley, you.

Speaker 38 (01:14:44):
And your thank you for having me on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
You have a beautiful Thanks for being on in Holo
Lady Huzzah, thanks for listening. Jessica is on twenty four.
I like Jessica's fetish. This is pretty cool. Hi, Jessica, Hi,
tell her what your fetish is set.

Speaker 39 (01:15:00):
Is working man hands?

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Working man hands? Talk about it.

Speaker 10 (01:15:05):
M M.

Speaker 39 (01:15:06):
You got like a mechanic or a farmer, and you
know they're kind of rough, not super rough to where
you know it hurts that they touch you, but kind
of rough, maybe like a little dirt in there.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Look at you.

Speaker 39 (01:15:18):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
So you would hate me because my I have soft, soft,
supple hands.

Speaker 39 (01:15:25):
Here's looks weird, Like I would hate you?

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
What's that frog?

Speaker 20 (01:15:28):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
If I go outside and work in the yard or
do stuff or build something or whatever, I always have
like calluses on my hands. And then when Lisa turn.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
On, you're turning you you.

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
Need Lisa will say you you need to go rub
that callous down. It's it's it's scratching me. And I'm like,
but just because my hands are from working today, what
do you want, like really super soft hands like I
don't have that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
All right, We'll to each his own. Well, listen, thanks
for listening to us. Are you currently in a relationship
with someone who has big working man hands Yuh?

Speaker 12 (01:15:58):
Good for you, Good for you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Well, thanks for listening to us. Have a great day, Jessica.

Speaker 39 (01:16:03):
Move you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
I like this text? Where did it go? I lost it?
A lot of people are texting in their fetishes.

Speaker 12 (01:16:12):
Oh, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
My fetish is a man that has a dead or
a miscolored tooth. Discolored so sexy?

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Interesting? A dead tooth?

Speaker 12 (01:16:23):
Oh okay, it's like totally discolored when it's dead. It's
like gray. I've seen that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
I know this person has a fetish. They like him
Amy online five, and then we'll move on. I swear
to god we'll get off of fetishes. What's going on? Amy?

Speaker 30 (01:16:39):
Hey Elvis, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
You're finding talking about your fetish.

Speaker 30 (01:16:47):
I know I'm on my way to school. I don't
know if it's good to talk about my fetish.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
No, do it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
What turns you on?

Speaker 16 (01:16:53):
So?

Speaker 30 (01:16:53):
I like men's ankles?

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Men's ankles? Oh really?

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
Now do you know ankle?

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Any ankle?

Speaker 30 (01:17:02):
They have to be like fit. So you know how
men aren't wearing socks anymore with their I love that
trend where you can see their ankles because their suits
are a little bit high up.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
Oh the ankles out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna wear socks now because I'm you're I
don't know, I feel dirty. You're looking. You're undressing my
ankle with your eyes, and I'm.

Speaker 30 (01:17:28):
About to go and teach a bunch of first graders.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
So that congratulations on deciding to be an educator. We
love you and have a great day you and your ankle,
love and self take care. Okay, so there you go. Hmm,
you know I do have a fetish now that think
about it. Yes, I'm not telling you what a tease. Nope,

(01:17:50):
can't get into that.

Speaker 8 (01:17:51):
I'm sure there's some people that can't call in with
what their finishes exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
When's the last time you went on a job interview?
M Yeah, we're in a weird business for that. But anyway,
if you're hiring someone for a position at your whatever,
sometimes you know the old mundane like, so what excites
you about this job? Those questions are kind of out.

(01:18:19):
Don't you want to get deep and kind of cerebral?

Speaker 12 (01:18:22):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
I mean I would love to, But doesn't that make
it really weird for the interview yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:18:28):
It depends on what like you're asking me like, I
don't want you to ask like you know well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Mean I want to ask you questions. I want to
put you on the meaning of love. I want to
put you in a situation in my questioning that makes
you get creative. I want to see how creative you are.
So Nate and were talking earlier about something he saw
on Reddit or somewhere. I don't know. A strange question
that was asked during a job interview to interview questions.
I happen to like it, and I have another one

(01:18:53):
to add to it. Okay, okay, but go ahead. Here's
the question.

Speaker 23 (01:18:57):
You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away
or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Wow? First of all, you delay the response by saying, wow,
that's a good question. Thank you for asking, Thank you
for asking, Thank you for asking.

Speaker 12 (01:19:13):
I would ask if you did drugs this morning? Give
you ask?

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Okay, you could do that, and I'm not discounting that answer.
What'd you do drugs this morning? I think that's a fun,
playful thing to say to your interviewer. Okay, what would
you do? Gandhi, I gave you an elephant. You can't
sell it. You can't, you can't. You can't give it
away or sell it. Nothing about eating. What are you
going to do with that elephant?

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
Keep it? Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Okay, keep it? Yeah, that's your final answer.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
I would absolutely keep it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
I would want to get a second elephant because elephants
are social creatures and they don't like being alone.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
So it needs to have more elephants.

Speaker 12 (01:19:47):
Maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
In that case, you then have to take it to
a sanctuary.

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
Which I would love to go to because I donate
a lot of money to elephant sanctuaries, and it would
all work out well for me.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I knew you would have an elephant answer, really, anyone else,
it's not giving it away.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
It's not my and I'm gonna go see it all
the time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
No, no, no, you're giving any.

Speaker 7 (01:20:02):
Fine, then I buy a sanctuary and I will on
it with my elephants with the money you're gonna pay
me at this new job, because you're going to give me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
That's that's you know what. That's a great answer. I mean,
because it's a strange question. Anyone else have an answer
for this? Yes, a producer, Sam, But.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
I'd immediately get it registered as an emotional support.

Speaker 18 (01:20:20):
Elephant, take it everywhere.

Speaker 26 (01:20:22):
It wouldn't be a problem by Elvis Dan in the
Morning Show registered legally.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
I mean, questioning about the elephant in and of itself
is not real life. But that's even beyond.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Don't take that away from me.

Speaker 8 (01:20:33):
I seriously would not have an answer. I would just
be like what I would think about elephant.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
I would think about teaching other people about elephants. I
would showcase it in a way, in a safe way.
I'd have to put it in a large enclosure because
they need lots of room to walk around and do
their thing. It caused me very costly, but you know what,
teaching other people about the beauty of elephants. But you
know what, You're right, Gandhi, they are very social creatures.
You need another elephant, at least one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
You need to heard man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
You do? Yeah, scary. I would teach it how to draw,
like I see in those YouTube videos.

Speaker 15 (01:21:05):
I would try and I would try and help it
along in its journey in life.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
How's that helping it along in them strung? Teaching how
to paint or something like?

Speaker 12 (01:21:12):
You know, will you're keeping it and you're back your it?

Speaker 25 (01:21:14):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Did ask that question.

Speaker 23 (01:21:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:21:17):
Is there any wrong answer?

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
I don't think there are.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 23 (01:21:21):
Well, okay, so I did a little bit of googling
on this question because it seems to be a popular one,
and some person says they have the correct answer.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Do you want to know what the correct answer? What
is their Well, they think it is. Let's see.

Speaker 23 (01:21:31):
This is what they say is the correct answer, don't
accept the elephant. The question says you can't give it
away or sell it, but not accepting it in the
first place is still an option. Because they say this
is their response. They say that it's sometimes you're supposed
to say no to something when you're being coerced.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
To say yes. Oh okay, turned down on Ellison, Someone
in their mind.

Speaker 12 (01:21:56):
We know who is not getting the job in this
room get to But.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
That's a very good point, and I'm sorry we overlooked that.
I mean, realistically, none of us, at least on this show,
have the wherewithal to deal with an elephant, So why
would we want to put an elephant in a harm's way?

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
We wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
But why is someone giving me a stupid gift that
I'm not allowed to keep and not allowed to turn
down or whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
You can't turn it down. You just gave me a gift.
That's so rude to say I'm not taking it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
So now we're circling the drain.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
We have really nowhere to go with this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Well, you said you had another interview question. Okay, and
this comes from a story I read I think a
few days ago from Orlando. Very bad timing and very
bad place to ask this question. In a high school
teacher asked his students what they were right for their
own obituary. Now, I think in a school, especially on

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the day they were going to have a shooting drill.
Maybe no, not maybe most definitely bad timing, bad place.
I think they asked him to resign. He said no,
I didn't do anything wrong, and they let him go.
But if I look at you and say, hey, if
you had to write your obituary right now, what would
you write? Okay, I'm not going to say anything beyond that.

(01:23:10):
What would you write about you?

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
I have no idea, right, I don't have an answer
to that question.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Okay. See that's very that's very telling. What about you, Danielle?

Speaker 12 (01:23:17):
I mean I talk about my family.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Right, you make the list of siblings and who I.

Speaker 8 (01:23:22):
Left behind and you know that stuff. But I don't
know about anything else, all.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Right, I believe, And we've talked about this before leaving
your legacy, like Gandhi. You know what, may the Gandhi
fill in the blanks all the things you did while
you were on Earth that enhanced the lives of others
in service for others? You see, If you can't come

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up with those, then maybe that's what we should be
doing with our lives. We should be thinking about what
we can do to pump up that old bit when
we're kicking the bucket.

Speaker 12 (01:23:56):
Yeah, can you lie in your old bit like you
lie on your resume?

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Could game on, game on? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
But really, you know, I guess you know if you
took it to another way of looking at it rather
than what do you write in the obituary? Like what
are people going to say about you when you do
pass away? And I don't want to be morbid with
the you know, the death thing. Yeah, I mean, mortality
is mortality makes people very nervous.

Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
Right, they should just take our bios from here, like
big fan of Disney, Okay, shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
And that's fine, you can keep it simple. But I know,
you know what you're You have an opportunity in this
world to do things that are great, and maybe you're
doing them and don't even know it. You're not giving
yourself credit for it. But I'm just saying, huh, what's
that scary?

Speaker 15 (01:24:38):
Well, I feel like I haven't contributed much to society
now that you made me think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
So I think I'm screwed for now. Okay, by the way,
this conversation isn't meant to make anyone feel that way.
There's time to change. Well, that's it. I mean, what
can you do now while you can, while you're breathing,
while you still have your brain cells or in this
room somewhat we have brain cells. But what can you
do that's going to make an everlasting impression on people

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and life?

Speaker 16 (01:25:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
And like, what mark are you leaving? I think that's
a very important thing to think about. What can you
do to leave a positive change? You found the earth
and life a certain way and when you came in
and now you're leaving, and because the things you did
there are things that are better. What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
Yeah, I don't have a lot to think about today.

Speaker 7 (01:25:27):
Well, yeah, I would hope that the legacy I leave
behind is good enough that my friends and family can
put together a really good obituary for me.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
We'll do a great job.

Speaker 12 (01:25:35):
Thank you, my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
My mom will make your promise.

Speaker 8 (01:25:39):
She used to write, oh bits, she used to work
really yeah, she would come up with like these the
whole thing. Give her I guess all the information, and
then she'd come up with it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
But if you pass away and someone says and your
mom writes a no bit, it says, hey, you know what,
this deserves more than a column. We may need a
whole page to talk about the life changes this person.
Just think about it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
What are you doing today?

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
What are you doing today to change the world into
a better place. It may never be noted, it may
never be noticed, but you know, you know what you've done.

Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
I would hope mine says something like she accepted not one,
but two elephants to a sanctuary.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Exactly nat would be. He did a lot of great things,
but he he turned down the elephant offer because he
felt that'd be better in a job. You've read the answer,
and there you have it. One little thing you can
do today that could change the trajectory of someone's life.

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You may not even know it. But if you're nice
and you're kind, you don't send rude texts to people
like people send us. You don't say mean things in
the headlines of your newspaper.

Speaker 32 (01:26:50):
You're okay in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Rolling back into carpool season right where more and more
people are. You know, they're getting back to being on
schedule and being prompt and on time. So you know,
is it too early doing people are carpooling right now?
Like Nate was saying, how he pulls into the garage
every day and there's a car in front of him.
It's what guys in the car pool together were construction.

Speaker 23 (01:27:27):
Workers, and they get out, they don't say a word,
And I just feel like that must be the most
miserable carpool ever, these four guys that probably just are
so bitter they have to go to work at five
o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
They get out and just go on their way. They're
separate ways. It's not supposed to be unless you make
it that way. It's not supposed to be like a
social get together. It is. You know, it's a ride.
It's an economically sound way to ride together. So I
know that you guys carpool every once in a while,
like in the morning. Yeah, sure, I drive. And then
usually it's Sam and Andrew and sometimes Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:28:02):
And I got to say I feel sometimes more like
car service than carpool because you drive every time because
I'm the driver. And then but then there's a pickup spot,
so everyone's got to make up to make it to
the pickup spot on time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
And usually it's.

Speaker 15 (01:28:14):
Andrew running down the block because he couldn't make it,
you know, so he kind of haul.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Okay, that's the carpool thing.

Speaker 20 (01:28:22):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
If you're gonna ride in a car pool, it's not
gonna be as convenient as riding by yourself. Okay, but
there's there's gotta be some political crap going on too.
Let's say you're car pooling every day with three other
people and you just you're like, oh, dear God, no,
I'd rather just be alone in my car. I don't
I don't want to listen to them. I don't want it.
I don't want to like, yeah, you know, and so
you have to like break out of the car pool.

(01:28:43):
It's it's almost like breaking up with whoever cuts your hair,
you know, I don't know. Oh yeah, you know how
do you get out of this without hurting their feelings,
like escaping your carpool.

Speaker 25 (01:28:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
I don't know if you can do it without hurting
feelings unless it's you know, a feelings mutual thing and
you both hate each other and then it's like a
good thing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
You could easily lie and go. You know, I'd just
rather leave the house later. So you guys go ahead.

Speaker 23 (01:29:04):
What is it like a vote thing, you know, if
you have to extricate somebody from the carpool to the
other carpoolers kind of just like vote say no, yeah,
we got to get this. That's a good question, that
would be.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
That's a good question. Yeah, yeah. I want to hear
from you. Text us now at fifty five one hundred.
My text isn't working, so you guys have to watch
it now textus at fifty five one hundred. We want
to hear about your carpool nightmares, whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
Who got kicked out and why exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
So the questions come up, what are the rules of carpooling.
I'm assuming if you're driving, you're in charge of the
air conditioning and the radio or and whatever you're listening to.

Speaker 15 (01:29:38):
Absolutely I'd also like to set a rule that when when,
if so the carpool person in charge is listening to
the radio or whatever they're listening to, don't have competing media,
like I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
You can't be in your back.

Speaker 15 (01:29:52):
Seat play on Instagram videos and stuff, because I want
to hear the whole car needs to hear what I'm
listening to.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Oh okay, so you're driving, so you you rule, You
rule the car. I need to hear the news in
the morning.

Speaker 9 (01:30:03):
I don't.

Speaker 15 (01:30:03):
I don't want to hear people talking too loudly because
I want to hear those reports.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Oh yeah, I talked the whole way in today she did.

Speaker 16 (01:30:08):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
Oh no, I don't mind that. That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
When I'm riding with Lisa in the car and I
have the radio on and all of a sudden she's
listening to some Instagram video and she turns it up
loud so she can hear it, I'm like, yo, put
the earbuds in. This is when I'm driving, we're listening
to what I want to listen to.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
I'm sorry, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
That's the rule. If you're driving, you're in charge. You
are the ruler there.

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
Yeah, gandhi, what do you think, Okay, what if all
of the people in the carpool are equally paying for
gas or tolls or whatever, you guys are all splitting
that financially, does that person still get the right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
To do everything?

Speaker 10 (01:30:42):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
Yes, because they're paying the insurance on the car and
paying for the car. So yes, Okay, there's still more
financially in committed to what's going on there than everybody else.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
I love how we're making the rules right here, right now,
Line nineteen, currently in her teacher carpool. Let's go live
to a carpool here. Come along, let's see what's going
on in a Nicole's car. How you doing Nicole?

Speaker 16 (01:31:04):
I'm good?

Speaker 25 (01:31:04):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
All right? So, how many people in the car as
we speak?

Speaker 40 (01:31:10):
So there's four people including me?

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
Okay, now, and you guys are all good friends? Or
how did how do you all get together to form
this carpool?

Speaker 40 (01:31:19):
Well, we work in the city, but we live in
Long Islands, so we all live, you know, geographically close
to each other and our friends.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Okay, are there?

Speaker 20 (01:31:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
How long have you been doing this with the same group?

Speaker 37 (01:31:33):
Oh, they've been doing it for like what twenty of them?

Speaker 34 (01:31:37):
So two of them twenty years and then the two other.

Speaker 39 (01:31:39):
Of us gets today.

Speaker 14 (01:31:40):
On it a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Wow, Now, hold on, I can't imagine riding into the
city every single day for twenty years with the same person.
But obviously it's working out for you guys, right, I mean,
is there ever a political struggle in the car, like
who you smell? Or ooh, I don't want to listen
to that.

Speaker 9 (01:31:58):
No.

Speaker 16 (01:31:59):
The only I.

Speaker 40 (01:32:00):
Sue we have is that I'm not the best driver.
So sometimes I worry that if I stop short all
more time, they're going to kake me out of carpool.

Speaker 39 (01:32:08):
But other than that, no, good.

Speaker 40 (01:32:11):
We have the system, you know, like it's six am.
Don't thok to me, don't say good morning, just full morning.
And sometimes we talk, sometimes we don't. Sometimes we watch
not for sometimes we you know, tell stories.

Speaker 16 (01:32:27):
It's just no.

Speaker 39 (01:32:28):
One has feeling shirt.

Speaker 15 (01:32:30):
We all do what we need to do.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Good. She seems like you guys have figured it out right.
I'm sure there are some other car polls listening going,
oh god, I wish I was in that car. But
you know, all right, you got to get to work.
Well listen, uh, And who pays for everything. What do
you mean, I mean, do you guys, do you just
take turns driving and that's how that's your contribution, or like,

(01:32:53):
do you we.

Speaker 40 (01:32:56):
Pay for a parking spot, so we change everyone who
pay schedule right, workingized people in this car.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
All right, there you go, well listen, thanks for your
infho Nicole, you tell tell everyone in the carpool we
love him and you have a safe drive to work.

Speaker 25 (01:33:10):
Okay, well there shout out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
There you go, all right, Uh, Line seventeen is Anthony.
I'll listen to why they had to kick someone out
of the car. How you knowing, Anthony? Hello lady, Hello lady,
So are you carpooling right now? Or do you carpool
just periodically?

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
No?

Speaker 21 (01:33:29):
No, this is this is this is a couple of
years ago we gave we gave the god warning. He
it got better for a couple of days, and then
it went right back again.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
What do you mean he had a body odor problem
here his body order. Oh god, so every day he
would wed, oh dear God. Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:33:52):
Yeah, so we gave the warning, it got better, that
it got bad again, so we just said we were
ending the car pool.

Speaker 25 (01:33:59):
Will actually the car pool.

Speaker 21 (01:34:00):
But it was a lie, we just got rid of
him and we just kept carpooling ourselves.

Speaker 6 (01:34:08):
I think he got very fair, like you gave him
the opportunity. He cleaned it up and he went back
the other way. You like, hey, listen, you gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
And you never found out you're still carpooling behind his back. Okay,
just one day the carpool viperated. I don't know what
happened to them. They're just like, all right, well, look
so now you're no longer carpooling. Now you just you'd
rather be in the car on your own, obviously, Anthony,
I guess he's okay, Look he kicked us out of

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the car. Where just do we smell?

Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Well, okay, here's the ultimate is Justin still on line eighteen?
I think, hey, Justin already, Hello lady, all right, tell
everyone why you were once kicked out of a carpool.

Speaker 10 (01:34:51):
So yeah, definitely not my proudest moment. I had something
terrible to eat the previous night, unfortunately, and uh, I
was uh, needless to say, kind of lighting the car up.
We had to pull over and I was ejected from
the car for being gassy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
And that's like, yeah, I mean, what did you does.

Speaker 10 (01:35:16):
We live in a country, you know, a country town,
so everybody kind of you know.

Speaker 25 (01:35:20):
Knows everybody. I just called a friend that morning, and.

Speaker 10 (01:35:23):
I've unfortunately not been invited back to that car pool since.

Speaker 25 (01:35:27):
I couldn't tell you why.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
But it must have been a moment.

Speaker 10 (01:35:33):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. It was probably some of
my better work.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
But uh yeah, lord, all right, well okay, but so
are you friends with these guys at least?

Speaker 25 (01:35:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:35:46):
Yeah, we're we're still friends. Like I said, I've I
don't know that I'm I'm welcome back in the car pool,
but for the most part, you know, we're still friends.

Speaker 25 (01:35:54):
We're making it work all right.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
But you know, as your friends, they only want to
meet even large ventilated areas.

Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
Got on the side of the friends with this one.
At first, I was feeling bad, like, oh, you have
a stomach ache. That's kind of sad. But then you
seemed a little proud of it, and I bet you
were making it worse in that car Yeah I am.

Speaker 10 (01:36:15):
I'm not on it against them, I'll be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
I justin have have a safe and non Gussie a
way to work today. Thanks for listening to us Uh,
Becky and Savannah, George, I love Savannah. So you had
to leave your carpool because of what? Why do you
have to leave the carpool? Becky?

Speaker 16 (01:36:34):
The girl that I was riding with, written turn on
the ac so like in August, September and Georgia, when
you're having to be in the car for an hour.

Speaker 25 (01:36:46):
To get to work, it's miserable.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
It's like a human fights violation.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
And he also said she drove really slow, so it
took forever to get to work or get home.

Speaker 25 (01:36:56):
Right.

Speaker 16 (01:36:57):
Yeah, she dove like ten fifteen miles hour under the
speed limit. So she just like it was like riding
with a very very old grandma that just wanted to
be super safe.

Speaker 10 (01:37:10):
I understand.

Speaker 25 (01:37:11):
But we had to leave.

Speaker 16 (01:37:12):
Super early to get to work because she drove so slow.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
So what's your deal now, Becky? Are you are you
in a new carpool or did you just give it
all up and just say I'll be alone, I'll be okay.

Speaker 25 (01:37:22):
At that point I gave it up.

Speaker 16 (01:37:24):
I was like, I'll just drive.

Speaker 10 (01:37:26):
Myself, Like this isn't worth it, I'll drive myself.

Speaker 16 (01:37:29):
But now we live in Savannah and the commute isn't
that bad?

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
All right, good good, all right, So Becky left a carpool.
Thanks for listening, Becky. Now what about the disgusting things
people do in carpools? I mean, you could be at
that hour of the morning, at your worst, you know
what I'm saying, not really caring about other people's feelings
or well, for instance, one more called Sam on seventeen
got kicked out. Asked Sam? Why?

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
Gandhi Sam?

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
Why did you get kicked out of the carpool?

Speaker 9 (01:37:58):
Man?

Speaker 10 (01:37:59):
I'll keep the real I was clipping my toenails in the.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Back, Sam, slipping toils.

Speaker 39 (01:38:09):
Hey, hey, the girls in their makeup, So why couldn't
I I could my toenails.

Speaker 25 (01:38:14):
I was going to a couple of long days of work.

Speaker 13 (01:38:16):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
You know, it exactly involves shrapnel, Like.

Speaker 25 (01:38:25):
I think I would get over it.

Speaker 16 (01:38:27):
At that point, I was like, man, I'd got to
be my stuff, getting my stuff over out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Are you out of there?

Speaker 13 (01:38:33):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Are you done? They just kicked you out? Oh yeah,
you drive alone every day because of your toenails. All right,
it makes sense. I get it. Thanks for the warning, Sam,
Thanks for listening to us, And there you go. Carpool rules.
You know, we sit here in the comfort of our
little air conditioning studio every morning, not really understanding what
the life in traffic is all about every morning, and

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then you know when you can roll into the lives
of the car poolers. Pretty interesting, all right, So thank you.
We hope you, all of you in your carpool vote
for us every morning if you don't mind.

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person who texted over on the phone. Can we use
your name or do you want to not to say
your name?

Speaker 18 (01:39:43):
I'm Alista, you can pay my name.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Okay, Melissa, There you said it, Melissa. Thank you for listening.
By the way I can tell by your laugh your
you're a lot of fun.

Speaker 24 (01:39:53):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 18 (01:39:54):
Listen to you guys every morning. You guys make my day.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Thank you, and you make our day. Thank God. Someone
listens to this anyway. So Melissa's question was, what's the
etiquette on exposing a cheater if you don't personally know
him or his girlfriend, but you met him on a
dating app? All right, So you met this guy on
a dating app. I'm assuming this is what you're saying. Yep,
and you found out that he is with someone and

(01:40:18):
he's obviously cheating on them by you know, talking to
you and others, possibly on the dating app.

Speaker 18 (01:40:23):
Right, yes, And it's weird how I actually found out
he was cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
I guess, Okay, can you tell us?

Speaker 16 (01:40:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:40:30):
Oh totally, I'll steal everything. So basically, oh, I don't care.
So on Facebook, you know, if you scroll through, you
see your sgestic friends. And now the rumor has it
that you know your suggest your friends are people who
have like stalked you out look at your profile and
he came up because everything matched his name, match where
he works, and everything was on there. And then I
said in a relationship with so, and so I'm like, oh, okay, interesting,

(01:40:55):
I called him out on it last night. But now
do I involve her and be like, hey, your guy sucks?

Speaker 21 (01:41:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
Well, okay, okay, okay, yeah, It's easy to say no
and just leave it at that, but we have time
to fill. Okay, so listen, let's explain ourselves. So Gandhi says, no,
you shouldn't get.

Speaker 7 (01:41:15):
Involved with I say no because if you don't know him,
you didn't go on a date with him, you're kind
of maybe just being a little bit of a busybody,
and you don't know what their relationship is, like, what
if they have an open relationship, what if he hasn't
updated his status like there are so many reasons not
to involve yourself in that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:29):
It's just added drama.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
I would say, no, what do you think of that?

Speaker 18 (01:41:34):
I get that, But in the same aspect, my sister
went through this and she was being reached out to
by girls that were talking to her boyfriend on the dating.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
App and she appreciated it absolutely. All right, Well, let
me turn to Danielle, because I know, if I know
Danielle well enough, she's on the You're on the fence
on this because typically you're the one who likes to
blow it all up.

Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
I'm only on the fence about it because I don't know,
because you don't know either of them. But I don't
think women look out for women enough a lot of times,
and I feel like you're looking out far. And if
your sister has gone through this and you're speaking from
past experience and your sister appreciated it, then I think
this woman might appreciate it as well.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
To find out interesting, So you have two different, two
different sides.

Speaker 18 (01:42:20):
Yeah, that's where I'm leading that you would appreciate.

Speaker 8 (01:42:24):
Well, let me tell you if it was me, i'd
appreciate it. I'd want to know that the guy was
a jackass.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
Okay, here's my two sents worth, and not that you asked,
but let me let me go in there by the way,
I think both Gandhi and Danielle both make sense. But
then there's somewhere in between. Here's what's kind of weird
for me. If you don't know them, you don't know them,
you're not quite one hundred percent sure who they are,

(01:42:51):
what they're going through in life. And so if you're
going to start exposing people for cheating on a dating app,
I would tiptoe very care carefully because there may be
something going on you don't know, you know, and it
could end up causing more problems.

Speaker 25 (01:43:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 8 (01:43:07):
He's saying, has he confirmed, like to you when you
called him out on it that yes he has a girlfriend,
he didn't.

Speaker 18 (01:43:14):
He vaguely was like, oh, you know, it's hard to explain,
and I don't know how to explain it to you.
I'm like, well you better find a way.

Speaker 28 (01:43:22):
Oh wow, it's like, yes, no question.

Speaker 18 (01:43:24):
Are you dating somebody? Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
By the way, I do love the interaction you're having
with him. That's I think that's fine. I don't know
about you, guys. I think that's great because you you've
actually started a dialogue with him. That's making him go,
oh my god. If there's hanky panky going on, He's like,
oh my god, I've been found out. I better either
stop this or be careful or maybe yeah, what he's

(01:43:46):
saying is true, there's more to the story. I don't know.
I would be very careful, though, you know, I.

Speaker 12 (01:43:51):
Investigate a little bit more.

Speaker 8 (01:43:55):
Definitely that you would be, like, my bfs, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
For the FBI, baby, you look, it's it's I think
it's totally natural to be curious. I get that, but
you know, sometimes you don't always know. It's I think
it's like shooting in the dark. You don't know what
your bullet's gonna be. Sometimes I don't know. But if
you're naturally curious, I understand. But what if you just
walked away. What if you just said, all right, obviously
there's smoke here, maybe there's fire. Maybe I should just

(01:44:24):
walk away, and then you just left it at that
and moved on.

Speaker 18 (01:44:33):
There's not enough girls thinking up for other girls.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
You know, who am I just you know, I can't
man explain that one. You know, I don't know, I can't.
I cannot speak for you.

Speaker 8 (01:44:41):
If I found out that Gandhi's boyfriend was cheating on her,
which is not.

Speaker 12 (01:44:45):
Think I would definitely I wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (01:44:46):
I would want her to know because I would, you know, yeah, yeah,
So if it's a stranger, I see, I would do
more investigator.

Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
I don't want a stranger to get cheated on.

Speaker 7 (01:44:55):
I just for my own personal life, don't like to
involve myself and stuff that is not worth being involved in.
And it's just going to open a bunch of doors
for drama from people that you don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:45:04):
Give me his name, I'll look into it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Okay, okay, So another way to look at stuff like
this is put yourself in their position. If I heard
from a total stranger saying, hey, you're a husband, I
saw something that you need to know about, and I
don't know who you are, I wouldn't ignore it. No,

(01:45:27):
I would look into it. But at the same time,
I don't know. It feels weird. I don't know them,
I don't I wouldn't believe them. First of all, what's
that content?

Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
But like, I think that this kind of stuff and
obviously these people are probably not celebrities, But what you
just said I think happens to celebrities all the time.
I think people see things and want to meddle and
involve themselves and say.

Speaker 4 (01:45:44):
I saw so and so doing this. They might not
have seen it. If you don't know those people, it
doesn't have any credibility or validity to it.

Speaker 12 (01:45:49):
I tell you That's what happened with Jessica Simpson and
Nick Lache.

Speaker 8 (01:45:52):
They weren't having problems until we started saying they were
having problems, like well, I have a friend who knew
them very well and said that. Then they kind of
re evaluated stuff and said, so are we right?

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
And then just planting a set of doubt And you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
Know, yeah, hey, Melissa, thank you. This has been a
lot of fun to talk about. And look, you're gonna
make it advice and you're definitely going to make up
your own decision how you're going to handle this. But
she's telling yeah, you can go for it at the
very end of it. Thank you for listening to us.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 18 (01:46:24):
Oh who you guys are amating? I love you all
so much for me, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
Sorry, I just burped into thank you at the same time.
What's up, Froggy?

Speaker 6 (01:46:32):
You know, if you remember, there was a time I
was at the airport and there was a man and
a woman having a conversation over whether he had cheated
on her or not. And I listened to both and
I wanted to intervene because he was so wrong and
she was so right, But I decided to mind my
own business.

Speaker 5 (01:46:45):
One he was much larger than I.

Speaker 6 (01:46:47):
Was, and two I just thought that it was better
I keep my opinion to myself, because sometimes you're better
off just to move on and not say anything and
let somebody else deal with it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
You should see some of these texts coming through because
people are just assuming things. Maybe the girlfriend is dead
or being abused is difficult to come out and say it.
We don't know there's abuse here. But you know what,
I will give you ten points for being creative. You
should be like a story writer. You know, we don't know.

(01:47:18):
That's my point. You don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:47:20):
I'm hoping now that she said go ahead, explain yourself.
He'll explain himself to her.

Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
He won't.

Speaker 7 (01:47:24):
You about to get blocked and may you never know?

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
Then here's ladies need to stick together. I was in
this scenario years ago. Call him out.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
But go ahead, if you have the facts, stick together.
If you don't know, don't start. Noon won't be noon.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
Yeah, I have to agree with you on that.

Speaker 12 (01:47:44):
Well, that's why she needs to find the facts. Help her.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
I'm help help her. Hello, Amanda, we're doing very well.
So your thought is, don't tell her. Mind your own business,
and because you have firsthand knowledge of how it could
come back in and sting you.

Speaker 25 (01:48:01):
Right.

Speaker 9 (01:48:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 37 (01:48:02):
Absolutely. One of my girlfriends the dating guy, and one
night she showed me pictures of him and she met
him on an app and I looked at him and
I was stunned because it was my other good friend's husband.
So I asked my good friend to meet me for coffee,
and I had the screenshots of his dating profile. He
had created like a whole new identity, a whole new name,

(01:48:24):
And so I told her, and ultimately she opted to
keep her husband and dump me. I was just a messenger.

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
Yeah, we hear that all the time. But look the
difference in your story, Amanda, and Melissa's story is you
know her and you know that guy. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 37 (01:48:40):
So I know I was trying to be a good
girlfriend and stick with my girl, you know, and let
her know the truth.

Speaker 12 (01:48:46):
I think he might have.

Speaker 8 (01:48:47):
Been embarrassed, like she doesn't want to keep you as
a friend because she's embarrassed that she's still with the guy.

Speaker 20 (01:48:52):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
I guess one way of looking at it is even
though you were trying to help her and she ended
up dumping you and staying with the guy who you exposed,
I guess you can you can look at that I
took one for the team.

Speaker 5 (01:49:05):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
At least she knows now and hopefully she she's living
her life in a way that's better for her, and.

Speaker 12 (01:49:11):
When he scores her over again, she won't go right back.

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
Thanks, Amanda, that's a very good point. I appreciate it. Yeah,
this is hitting home with a lot of people. Hi, Karen, Right,
So you'd think she should tell this strange girl that
her boyfriend's out there online cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
On her one hundred percent talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
How come?

Speaker 20 (01:49:34):
Well, okay, so to Gandhi's point about, you don't know
if they're in an open relationship or you know, maybe
they're taking a break something like that, but you know,
if that's the case, then it's like you reach out
to her, no harm, no foul.

Speaker 2 (01:49:46):
Hey, it's okay. We talked about it, all right, whatever,
But you know, this poor girl may have no idea,
and I just think, you know, we need to stick
together and we need to look out for each other.
And you know, it's almost even better that you don't
know her, because you know, then if she's excuse me,
if she's mad at you, then it's.

Speaker 28 (01:50:04):
Like, okay, well whatever, you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
In my life anyway, Like, go ahead and be mad
at me.

Speaker 28 (01:50:08):
I'll block you.

Speaker 2 (01:50:09):
But hey, I tried to help you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
It's kind of interesting about this, Karen. As we've been
talking about this for what fifteen minutes whatever, we've all
naturally come to conclusions in our heads making us think
we know the entire scenario. At the end of the day,
we don't. We don't. It's it's yeah, people use.

Speaker 7 (01:50:27):
Other people's profile, pictures and names also all the time
on dating apps. You don't even know that that's the guy, right,
and then you're starting a problem with somebody who might
be getting taken advantage of or having their identity use.
I just don't think you should do it if you
don't know them.

Speaker 12 (01:50:40):
I still say do more research that.

Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
Yes, I'm all about the research, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
I listen, Karen, thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 2 (01:50:46):
I hope you have a beautiful to say something to
Danielle really quick.

Speaker 20 (01:50:49):
Yes, Danielle, I.

Speaker 14 (01:50:51):
Adore you so much.

Speaker 12 (01:50:53):
Karen.

Speaker 14 (01:50:54):
I'm I'm gonna like cheer up.

Speaker 13 (01:50:57):
I'm a mom of young kids and you're just like,
you're such an inspiration to me.

Speaker 14 (01:51:01):
I look up to you so much and just cheering your.

Speaker 13 (01:51:05):
Laugh and you, guys, you're backing for us every day.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
That's so great.

Speaker 14 (01:51:11):
Oh my god, Karen, thank you guys.

Speaker 36 (01:51:15):
So even though she's meddling and the same wave spread
spreads negative rumors about celebrities she is.

Speaker 13 (01:51:26):
We still we meddle together. Daniel we love our daniel
I love you, Karen.

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
She ruins Secret Santa every year.

Speaker 12 (01:51:32):
You just made my entire week.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
So thank you very much. That's very sweet what you said.
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:51:37):
Thank you. By the way, Secret Santa, you never gave me,
Froggy and I another chance, So you took that away
from us and never gave us another chance.

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
So now I'm the enemy. Yes now, because all you need.

Speaker 12 (01:51:49):
You guys have been asking for it again. And he
keeps put pulling.

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
I'm gonna tell you something when a listener calls and
says what she just says about anyone on our show
time Danielle. Wow, that's yeah, really, that was amazing. You
come into work every day, you cry in the shower
because it's in the middle of the night and we
have to wake up. Yep, you know what I'm saying.
You come in here, you know, we're half asleep and
we're like, why do we do this? That's why that

(01:52:14):
phone call is a reason we do.

Speaker 3 (01:52:18):
Elvis Duran Here he is in the Morning Show.

Speaker 22 (01:52:30):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
Hello, Tyler, good morning, good morning. All right, So go
ahead tell your story.

Speaker 25 (01:52:40):
So I was in college and took my girlfriend at
the time to a nice dinner. And when we were finished,
I made some smart ass comment before exiting the car
and walked around the front. She hit me, she.

Speaker 12 (01:53:00):
With the car.

Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
She ran into you with her like vehicular homicide? Almost
had she killed you?

Speaker 25 (01:53:06):
And she like?

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
How was it a love tap? Or did she hit
you hard?

Speaker 21 (01:53:11):
I was?

Speaker 25 (01:53:12):
I was on the hood?

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
God, what was it? Yeah? What did you say?

Speaker 25 (01:53:19):
I honestly don't. I can't remember.

Speaker 12 (01:53:21):
You don't remember what got you run over by a car?

Speaker 5 (01:53:25):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
When's the last time you asked that question?

Speaker 5 (01:53:27):
You don't remember you got run over.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
By a car?

Speaker 4 (01:53:31):
In brain to never say again?

Speaker 23 (01:53:33):
I know, but you know, I think the adrenaline kicked
in and uh, everything kind of went black.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
Well, so what happened to that relationship after she hit
you with the car?

Speaker 25 (01:53:45):
Well, we're no longer together.

Speaker 8 (01:53:46):
Okay, I to say, we're married with three children, right, Okay,
So it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
Didn't work out.

Speaker 25 (01:53:52):
I don't think it lasted too much longer after that?

Speaker 12 (01:53:56):
Oh my god, Wait, what do you make too much longer?

Speaker 20 (01:53:58):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:53:59):
I can't believe it lands to a minute after that?
If you hit me with your car. I think we
have some foundational issues with our relationship you think.

Speaker 5 (01:54:07):
What do you think?

Speaker 25 (01:54:08):
Yeah, you know, maybe I'm a massa kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
She hit me with her car. Every once in a while, Tyler,
you'll see a story roll by about a couple gets
into a fight and one runs the other over with
a car. And sometimes it doesn't turn out as well
as yours turned out. People die. But I don't know. Well,
I'm sure whatever you said, see, I'm not gonna say
you deserve it because we don't know what it was.

(01:54:33):
But no one deserves to be hit by a car.
There's gonna be a way to work that out. What
kind of car was it?

Speaker 25 (01:54:40):
It was a Chevrolet Cavalier.

Speaker 5 (01:54:43):
Yeah, does have.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
A punchy just fly off?

Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
Did you lose a shoe?

Speaker 25 (01:54:50):
I'm sure I did.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
Wow. All right, be safe, Tyler, and let's be careful.
Don't walk in front of cars driven by people you've
recently insulted.

Speaker 25 (01:55:00):
I will be out on the lookout, all right, Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
For listening, man, have a good day.

Speaker 25 (01:55:03):
Okay, thank you guys.

Speaker 22 (01:55:07):
That's funny to me, it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:55:08):
Do you have a sense of humor?

Speaker 3 (01:55:10):
Tell Vis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:55:14):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out everybody, piece out everybody,

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