FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Naughty But Nice!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just hope great.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Thank you guys for everything you do.

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I'll listen to.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
You every morning when I'm working it.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Oh, thank you man. I appreciate that you guys, that's
totally my morning.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
I wake up to you every morning and even then.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
And I love you, guys.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
I love you every morning.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
I'm like a undred falcon mouth for an hour ago.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I love you, guys. I love that you're coming. Love
lady you coming. Daddy loves you. You gets ready for
your day.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Thank you coming.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at it. It's Thursday, our
favorite day of the week. It's food News Thursday. It's Thursday,
March thirteenth. Welcome to the day, guys. Hello, we are
so excited for the weekend. We'll be in Nashau Paradise Island,
of course, at Atlanta's Paradise Silan for the Nashau Paradise
Island Wine and Food Festival, otherwise known as Nippy with

(01:02):
I don't think I don't think the term Nippy Whiff
is really taken off that much. But we'll be there.
We'll take you live to the beach tomorrow morning. But here, here,
we are in New York City doing our thing. Good morning, Danielle, Hi, Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
In beautiful Jacksonville, Florida. Is Froggy Good morning, Froggy, Good morning,
the star of the day with his food news on
the way. And there's Scotty be a master control. Hi,
good morning. And there's a producer Sam see diamond in there.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Nate had to get down to Atlantis a little early
because he had quote unquote work to do.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
Oh yeah, sure, we're one.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Of our guests. One of our guests doing I think
jerk jam. Part of the Wine and Food festival is
at the jerk Off. What's it called the jam Off
the jerk Off? Uh, it will be Shaggy. So let's
start to show us Shaggy. Oh my god, is this
o Carolina? I love this? Here we go Shaggy. Wow,

(01:59):
I love's old school Shaggy. That sounded awesome.

Speaker 8 (02:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Wait, I know he's going to be there for a
druk jam. Is he gonna be on the show too?
I don't know if he's gonna be up there.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I don't think.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
I mean, he may not even be flying in until
maybe that more.

Speaker 9 (02:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Huh yeah, who is on the show. Well, I know
Bobby Flay's gonna be on the show, and that that
other old guy there's always mean to me. Yeahrager's gonna
be there. Hey, we'll welcome to the day. Our first
caller of the day is Katie Online nineteen. She's leaving
for Ocean City, Maryland after work today for her Saint
Patrick's State weekend. I love that you're devoting your entire

(02:34):
weekends to Saint Patrick's State at the beach. I love that, Katie.
Good for you.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
Hella Lady, Hello, Hello, Hella lighty.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Are you no what are you doing to celebrate other
than being on the beach?

Speaker 7 (02:45):
Oh, gonna have drinks and he eats some good food
and watch a parade.

Speaker 10 (02:50):
Gona be a fantastic I'm so excited.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
So does Ocean City, Maryland have a big Saint Patrick's
date parade?

Speaker 6 (02:56):
They do.

Speaker 11 (02:57):
You can't even get close to it. You have to
leave so early in the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You go find your spot on the street.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
It's crazy. I never knew.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I mean, if I got all my green stuff out,
I got my shirt that says rub for Luck, I'm ready.

Speaker 12 (03:08):
To go.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Wear on.

Speaker 7 (03:11):
The shirt doesn't say rub for luck.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh you know, Oh my god, Katie, are you of
Irish descent? I am really o Katie, Katie, Katie O'Sullivan
something like that. I love that. I know for Saint
Patrick's Day that Monday, we're spinning it with our friend
Pat Sullivan. You gotta spend Saint Patrick's Day or the

(03:36):
weekend at least with at least one Irish person. Well, Katie,
you've got the luck of the green. I can already tell.
And uh, you're the first caller of the day. Well,
Nate's not here to give anything away.

Speaker 13 (03:46):
What do we have?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
And we were told that we can give away some
Elvis d Rancho swag. You're told, yes, that's why we're
a lauded you know, an Elvis the Rancho T shirt.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
You know that's it.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, okay, tell you what Sack Meridian.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, we love hackintach Meridian. Thanks to them, we have
some swag on the way just for you, Katie. I
hope you have a great, safe, yet festive Saint Patrick's
Day weekend.

Speaker 14 (04:08):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 11 (04:09):
Happy see Patty Day you too.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Hold on one second, and don't forget you gotta wear
green on Monday. Otherwise people can pinch you. You know
that's that is that's how it works.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Oh, okay, it's the one day.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Assault is legal.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, assault is totally legal on Monday, if you don't
have Green on. All right, let's roll into the three
things we need to know from Gandhi and get on
with to day. Gandhi. What's going on?

Speaker 10 (04:27):
All right?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Court proceedings are likely to move quickly in the case
of a pro Palestinian activist facing possible deportation after being
arrested by ICE agents last week here in New York City.
The White House says Mahmoud Khalil's pro Palestinian activism was
anti Semitic. Khalil, who is a Green Called card holder
and married to an American citizen, is currently in federal
custody in Louisiana. Government attorneys want his case argued there

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or in New Jersey. Khalil's attorneys are fighting that attempt.
The judge in the case is said he plans to
decide on the matter sooner rather than later. More protests
were held out the courtroom Wednesday for Khalil, with demonstrators
demanding his release. Unfortunately, two NASA astronauts stuck aboard the
international space stations since last year, are going to have

(05:11):
to wait a little longer.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh my god, they're ready to come home, aren't they?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
They were so close. Yes, the four person crew was
scheduled to launch from Cape Canapril Wednesday evening, but that
mission was actually aborted an hour before takeoff because of
a hydraulic issue with the clamps holding the Falcon nine
rocket in place, so that team would have been able
to relieve. Butch Wilmore and Sunny Williams, who have been
on the station since they're Boeing Starliner spacecraft, suffered issues

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and was deemed unsafe for return to Earth. But again,
they're going to have to wait longer now. And finally,
I'm sure this has been happening to all of us.
But if you've received a suspicious text message about supposed
unpaid tolls, yes, yes, me too, I keep getting it.
It's cyber criminals because they've registered more than ten thousand
domains for that scam. That is according to a new

(05:58):
report from the Threat Intelligence Arm at the cybersecurity firm
Hello Alto Networks. They say those domains were registered for
various smishing scams. Smishing comes from words, SMS, and fishing.
It refers to scams the target victims through those text
messages about tolls, as well as them asking you, uh
if you have telling you a package that hasn't been
delivered yet.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, I get don a keep time too.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Don't click because it's a malicious link. They're saying they
are working on it. The domains have suggested that they're
trying to pose as toll services and package delivery and
at least ten states in Ontario, so be careful, don't
click weird links. And those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I'm afraid to click anything ever. Yeah, I'm afraid to
even pick up my phone. I'm afraid to shop crad
to death or something exactly. All right, Well, thank you
for that smashing update. Are you guys ready for your Thursday?
Let's go, let's do it.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I want to read his nuts one because she gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
If we're all going take another bike?

Speaker 9 (06:56):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (06:56):
Well?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
What is his reviewal of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?
Yeah says stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 15 (07:05):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
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Speaker 16 (07:33):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
I love Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Ever had one of those days where a lot of
stuff just goes wrong. It's so wrong, in fact, that
you just start laughing. Yes, yeah, So yesterday I was
in the drive through at Wendy's getting my Frosty vanilla
you know, chalkovu uh mint yah mint, Frosty vanilla. Yeah,

(07:58):
and the whole thing just right there in my car
in the center console thing, the whole thing, And I
really wanted it, I needed it.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Did you get a spot and try to like salvage.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Some of it?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I was thinking about eating it out of the cup holder,
oh wow, girl, and decided not to so. I luckily
I had napkins, and I scooped out as much as
I could, and but I got back in line, got
back in the in the drive through. There were a
lot of people, but it was worth the wait. It
was so good. It was so nice, and I do
I do exactly what Gandhi taught me to do. You

(08:33):
got to dip your French fries in there. You're Wendy's fries.
It was really good. I almost got some nugs as well,
but I decided, dah, I'm okay with my French fries
in my frosty. It was good.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
French fries and a frosty sound so good right now?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
So I'm hoping that the the car cleaning ferry will
show up while we're doing the show and clean my car.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
Is that sticky?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, we'll find out. I'll let you know.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
How does how do you summon her? Or does she
disappear when she appears?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well, she just knows, okay, she knows there's been foul
play in the car, okay, and she needs to show
up while we're doing the show and clean up. Maybe
she's listening. Maybe she's a fan of the show. Okay,
all right, let's get into the horscopes. Pretty sure, say
what do you have for dinner? List night? I think good?

Speaker 17 (09:16):
Oh yeah, last night was low main I love it, Okay,
Lowmane to me is like pizza even when it's like okay,
it's still good.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
It's low Maine, like good Lowmain. All right, let's roll
into your horoscopes. It is, but of course food news Friday.
I'm assuming you're doing horse Coach with froggy assumption.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Correct as always, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Let's go all right.

Speaker 18 (09:34):
If you celebrate a birthday, you're celebrating with Jack Harlowe,
Tristan Thompson, Common, William H.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Macy and Coco Golf. Wow, a lot of birthdays today.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I hadn't quite a party that would be a good party.

Speaker 18 (09:45):
Capric Gordon, you don't need a five year play, and
you just need small bite sized pieces to accomplish your
current goals.

Speaker 17 (09:51):
Few days of ten Aquarius, remember not every decision you
make has to make sense to everyone else.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Your day's of five Pisces.

Speaker 18 (09:57):
Don't base your happiness on others. Compare person will kill
any level of joy with your.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Days of seven aries.

Speaker 17 (10:03):
Everyone has their own limitations, so don't be ashamed if
you decide to back out your day's a nine Taurus.

Speaker 18 (10:08):
Just because things are happening for you doesn't mean they
are all deserving. Stay thankful your.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Day's of six.

Speaker 17 (10:13):
Ooh, Gemini, emotions will be heightened. Make sure you take
a step back and take a beat before responding. Your
day's an eight Cancer.

Speaker 18 (10:20):
If it didn't work out, it's possible it was never
supposed to be. Let go and try something new. Your
day's a six.

Speaker 17 (10:26):
Hey, Leo, you're feeling a bit foggy lately. Make sure
you're getting your rest, water, and daily movement.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Your day's an eight.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I gotta go, I gotta go do my daily movement, Virgo.

Speaker 18 (10:41):
The more open minded you are, the more you'll discover
about yourself. Your day's a seven Libra.

Speaker 17 (10:45):
Finding a way to release your stress will help it
go away a little bit.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Finding a way can you start that over?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Libra. Finding a way to release your stress will help
it go away faster.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
Don't just bury it down.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Your day's a nine Scorpio.

Speaker 18 (10:59):
Make it a want to tend to your own garden
before nourishing others. You're your number one caretaker.

Speaker 17 (11:04):
Your day's an eight, and finally, Sagittarius, it's the risks
that pay off most. Let go of the voice in
your head that's telling you to keep safe. Your day's nine,
and those are your Thursday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Excellent, all right, perfect to Danielle, you ready to go?
What are you coming up?

Speaker 7 (11:17):
TikTok? And some help for parents and Lady Gaga is
happier than she's ever been.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Excellent. Love to hear that. That and more on the
way after this, they wake me up the morning show
on Live.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I got to clean out my phone. I don't know
if you've done this recently. You're going to your contacts, right,
and there's just so many people in there. You have
no idea who they are none. Yeah, I don't know
who these people are. I don't know any of them.
I don't even know if I ever met them. Do
you know who they are?

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Do you have a lot of people who've passed away
on your phone?

Speaker 14 (11:53):
I do?

Speaker 7 (11:53):
Oh, I just want to take them out. I just can't.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, Well, I get that at least you know who
they are, or you know. That's I'm talking about people
that I have no clue who these people are. This
is the thing. We always go out and we meet people,
you know at the bar, this and that. Oh yeah,
then give me your digit yeah, and then you never
talked to them, Like, why keep them right? I'm starting
to systematically delete them.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Good for you, especially because sometimes there are duplicate names
that are close to a name of a friend of yours,
and then you'll accidentally mistext somebody information that they don't
need to have and you don't know them.

Speaker 11 (12:27):
They're like, what is this?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
See now, Danielle, you have me thinking maybe, yeah, so
the people who have passed away who are in my
phone have have those numbers gone on to other people?

Speaker 7 (12:36):
I think, well, my dad's definitely has because I've accidentally
called it before, and I always think my dad's trying
to tell me a message when you know that happens,
but somebody else has answered. But still all of his
text messages are there, Like I wonder, like if I
delete it, like, I'll delete the whole conversation we had.
I mean Uncle Johnny and my conversation is in there,
so I saw Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Care So if you delete them, they they're deleted.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
God, yeah, I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I get that, Okay, I get that. I get that,
and I totally get that. Yeah, oh gosh, you know,
I wonder if my mom and dad are still in here.
They died what ten years ago? They could be Oh,
this is gonna freak me out.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
Horn like I laugh at my dad's Like what my
dad says? A lot of the comments are about our
show and like what we were talking about, and I'm like, yeah,
I don't want to explain that to him.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. I got my dad's
conversations in here.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
Wow, it's so nice.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I'm sure most of them are conversations about how to
get the phone to work, of course. I mean, you
know what, I'm gonna go back and look at these later.
I didn't even know so how many over ten years
they've been in there?

Speaker 7 (13:41):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, Wow, I haven't even looked at them. Yes, carry
What about on social media? If somebody passes, do you
do you drop them? I can't seem to do it
if you don't have to, why bother? Yeah, just cuse clutter.
I don't know you unfollowed, You unfollowed somebody who died.

Speaker 18 (13:57):
Well, you're not exactly going to clog up your timeline
anymore because they're not going.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Well, there's that he wants to get rid of the
dead person, so you can add somebody alive.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
No, I don't do it. I don't have I don't
have the guts to do that because I feel like
it's sentimental. He's you know, the person's memorialized in my head.
It's nice to see them on my list. And then Facebook,
for some reason, I turned on my Facebook last night
because I don't I don't use Facebook at all. But
someone said, hey, did you see on Facebook? Said okay,
so I finally remember my past word. He got on

(14:25):
there and was looking around, and you know what, I
shouldn't say this out loud, but you know what Alex
does with his Facebook when someone's birthday comes up, you know,
it sends a notification. He's like, I haven't talked to
him a long time, and he deletes them. He drops them,
so he see usually he drops people on their birthday.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
You're no free of my friendship?

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Is it?

Speaker 10 (14:46):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Manue? Do I follow them? I don't need them? Later
what a great system. In one year, the whole thing
will be clean. I don't like them, never talked to them.
Have a birthday. By the way, I do have a
way of saying food news Friday because it just rolls
off the tone. But it's food news Thursday. We have
food News with Froggy coming up in a few minutes.

(15:08):
Let's get into Danielle's report.

Speaker 14 (15:10):
What do you have?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (15:12):
Okay, well, Sizza, congratulations. She ties with Michael Jackson for
a Billboard chart wrecking. Oh my gosh, I'm starting over.
Hold on a second, you raise rewind. Okay, let's talk
about Sizza. She dies with Michael Jackson for a Billboard
chart record among Black artists. Her SOS album has been

(15:33):
among the top ten for seventy nine non consecutive weeks.
She was talking to TMZ about it. She said, she's very,
very excited, and she is absolutely speechless. So congratulations to her.
So George Clooney, in the cast of good Night and
good Luck took their first Broadway bow. They're in previews
right now. Opening night is April third, so congratulations. I

(15:53):
know they've been working hard over there. Lady Gaga apparently
is in a whole new chapter of her life and
she is love it. She has her seventh studio album
that dropped. People are loving that album. She's engaged. She's
happy in all aspects of her life. You know, She's
says that now that she knows performing is only part
of her artistry, that she's grown to value who she

(16:15):
is off the stage, to her family, to her dogs,
to her friends, and she has this sense of peace
at home and that's what keeps her grounded. So she
is really happy. And her first album of original material,
it's the first album in five years that she's put
out of original material. It is pacing to debut at
number one on the Billboard charts. So congratulations to Lady

(16:36):
Gaga because she is doing amazing things. So if you're
on TikTok, if your kids are on TikTok, you know
sometimes you get a little worried what they're gonna see,
what they're gonna come across. Well, TikTok has added a
feature for parents to lock the app at certain times
of the day. They also added a wind down reminder
so you can actually get this. It's to remind teenagers

(16:57):
after ten pm that it's time to close tick talk
and then it will automatically interrupt the feed. It gives
this full screen message to be mindful of the time,
and then it will play calming music to how teens
relax before bed. And then they also give parents the
ability to see who their teens follow on the app
and which accounts followed them. That to me is the

(17:18):
most important thing because you can monitor what's going on
with your kids. Love is Blind. So a lot of
times you watch Love is Blind and you're like, how
do these successful couples do it, because a lot of
couples from that show have done well well. They said,
it's recruiting nice men. They said, that is the key.
If you look at the husbands who come from the show,

(17:38):
it's the really nice guys who it works out for.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
How about that this last season was a dumpster fire.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Must not have been a really nice guy.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
They were all actually very nice and it was incredibly boring.
There was just nothing good going on.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
A need some drama when it comes to reality show.
Millie Bobby Broutten. If you're a fan of Stranger Things,
you know she shaped her head at one point and
some of the seasons and she said she's going to
shave her head again.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
In real life.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
She was talking to the Curl the Call Her Daddy
podcast and she said, hair is such an ord deal
to deal with, and I'm going to nurture my child
when I have one, I don't want to deal with
my hair. So that's when I will probably shave my
head again.

Speaker 9 (18:16):
So there you go.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
I mean, I think you can just throw her up
in a ponytail and then you'll be fine. But if
she wants to shave her head, shaken, shave head totally
after her. Next level Chef is on the third season
finale of Animal Control. You've Got Top. Chef Grey's anatomy
is on the Parenting Over on Max the premiere of
Control Freak on Hulu. And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
You know what you got me thinking we need some
Gaga in our lives. We need Gaga? Now do we
want to do old or nut? Scary? And I are
like in the background trying to figure out which to play.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
I thought new New God.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
You like Garden of Eden.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
That's a great one.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
You know, Okay, I'll play Garden of Eden.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I can do that?

Speaker 9 (18:54):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
How fast was that? Love it?

Speaker 4 (19:01):
The Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
At Mercedes Benz, there's a reason they go the extra mile,
from testing their vehicles in desert heat and arctic cold
to creating AI that can anticipate your needs and preferences
on the road. They demand every car is worthy of
their star because it's Mercedes.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Benz Elvistoran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Freshen up your morning with Wendy's breakfast like a breakfast baconator,
or a grilled sausage breakfast burrito, or even a honey
buddy ready for a fresh wake up call. It's got
to be Wendy's at participating us.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Wendy's elvistorran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
So I just got this beautiful photo from Nate who's
on the beach at Atlanta's Paradise Island. The bomb is
waiting for us. We'll be down there tonight. We'll do
our show live from the beach tomorrow morning, part of
the Wine and Food Festival. Anyway, try to get him
on the phone. I want to call him, say hey,
good morning, just a nice picture. He never answered the phone.
Have you noticed the senior executive producer of our show

(20:07):
never answers the phone when we need him.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
He is the worst when it comes to texting and
phone And I love him to death, but he is
the worst.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah. I mean he's technically on the clock right now. Yeah,
he should be answering our phone call.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
You know, I always I'm interested in people like Nate
because I think it is a choice to not text
us back because I know that guy has his phone
on him all the time.

Speaker 7 (20:30):
You watch it how many times I go, Hey, I
know we're not working right now, but could you please,
Oh yeah, Natean get back to us.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Hello, scary. I think that's his voicemail right now. So
we're leaving him a message, hey, jack ass because it
rang and then I just didn't know what happened. So
so we're having a conversation on his voicemail. Turn that off.
That's embarrassing. Were you crazy? I tried. I tried to
get him on. I thought he might have answered the phone.
It rang twice and then I had to go put

(21:00):
my headphones back on, So I just don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
And has his phone hold on.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
So we're sitting there beating the crap out of him,
and he heard the whole thing on text message. Yeah,
he might have heard it on his voicemail because I
thought that was you. Are you out of your mind?
Don't you hate when you leave a voicemail You don't
know you're leaving a voicemail and you said something that
was got a rude behind his back. He heard it
and people.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Panic and they hang up. But if you are calm,
you can delete the message. It gives you an option
to delete the message. But scared just hung up. So
now he's gonna get all of it.

Speaker 7 (21:29):
You know what, This is nothing I wouldn't say to
his face. So okay, okay with this, it's fine. This
is true.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Diamond is in the back trying to call.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
He just texted a picture, so you know he has
the phone on him exactly. Oh she said she has him.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
She has n't got him. Okay, okay, there he is. Hello, Hello,
old lady. Hey, just disregard your voicemail.

Speaker 7 (21:55):
No orlessen to it.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Of course you disregard. If you say disregard your voicemail,
they will listen to it. I was just ragging. We
tried to call you, scary forgot to hang up the phone.
So we're sitting there on they are ragging on you
because you didn't pick up your phone when we're calling you.
And then I'm like, wait, are we leaving all of
this on his voicemail? Scary?

Speaker 6 (22:20):
We are you?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Thank you giving them entertainment for the day.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Don't you hate when you leave a voicemail and you
don't mean to and it's it's all just being mean,
say awful things. I remember what time I was leaving.
I called someone. They didn't answer, and I thought I
hung up. I was in the car and I got
this crazy road rage over some idiot in front of me,
and I'm screaming at them, and I hear this. Oh no.

(22:49):
I left the entire message on their voicemail, me yelling
at them, receive you well, thank you, hey, So I
received we received that photo on the WHOA, what's beautiful.
That's nice. We can't wait to be there, gorgeous you can.

Speaker 13 (23:05):
I cannot wait for you to get here. It is
a perfect seventy two degrees right now, not a cloud
in the sky. The most beautiful full moon we just
saw underneath the bridge suite from here in front of
the towers. It was stunning, absolutely stunning. So I'm looking
at starfish and some sort of ray right below me.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
So are we set up in a nice little place
outside to do the show tomorrow? Oh yeah. We found a.

Speaker 13 (23:36):
Little hide away, an alcove so to speak, that is
overlooking the pools right in front of the towers, and
the beautiful sunrises right behind its gravel.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
So you know, I was texting with Nate last night,
I went, oh my god, how nice you're down there
a day early. I hope you're out there walking around
on the beach. Whatever, what are you doing. I'm going
to bed, going to bed. What do you want for me?
I want you to go on, old man. You're not
an old man, You're man.

Speaker 13 (24:05):
Definitely went to fish the restaurant, the Jose and Dres restaurant,
and we had a nice romantic dinner for two.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
We got the seafood tower. We got the best grouper
I've ever had. How about it.

Speaker 10 (24:17):
It was fantastic. There you go.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
There is a lot of alcohol. Yeah, it was incredible.

Speaker 13 (24:24):
So, uh yeah, we're having the best time. Now we're
going to go have a lovely coffee by the beach
and uh yeah, it's it's a beautiful day here in Atlantis.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I can't wait if you're there. I mean, I know
you've got work to do, that's why you're up early.
And anyway, we appreciate you doing that and set in
the stage first for tomorrow morning. But please take some
time to your for yourself and go do some stuff.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Well, we are going to hit the casino.

Speaker 13 (24:44):
We forgot cash. Can you bring some cash.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
No, I'm not bringing cash. Your cash. Bring cash like
it's just pieces of paper. It's cash, it's tender. You
can find your own. You'll be fine, all.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Right, okay, all right, fine, I'll spend my own money,
please do okay?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
All right? Well, who paid for the seafood tower last night?

Speaker 7 (25:04):
I'm sure that grouper was on Elvis.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
They checked you in and they put it on your
room along with the extensive wine in the house. Oh wow,
we may or may not have done that. So you're
ready to sign for that bill there before? All right?
I went happily. All right, just disregard your voicemail. Don't
listen to what we said. We had to go listen
to it right now. We'll talk to you later. Enjoy

(25:28):
your time. We'll see you in a few hours. Okay, bye.
Oh by the way, are you still there?

Speaker 13 (25:33):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay, he's gone. Who who's gonna be on the show tomorrow?
I think I think Bobby Flay is going to be
with us. Yeah, and that that guy Lee Schrager. I
don't know why people enjoy listening to him on our
show because all he does is he's just so mean,
really mean.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
Plan is that he's going to be there the whole
time tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
You know he's not.

Speaker 13 (25:55):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
We're coming up with ways to get him on and
off the show as fast as possible to preparing.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh wow, maybe you need to have the wrap up
music ready? Yeah, yes, just start playing it loudly when
you're ready.

Speaker 9 (26:08):
To have them go.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
If someone says their idea of an entertaining show is stick,
then you know you've got trouble.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Actually, I love the two of you together. It makes
me chuckle.

Speaker 13 (26:20):
Here.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
My eyes hurt when I'm hanging out with Lee Shregger
because they roll back in my head so much.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Even you two on a text thread was killing. Someone
was like, keep your eyes open. Someone else was like, oh,
your eyes are always open because of that face lift.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
There's well I shouldn't. I should not accuse Lee Shregor
of having a facelift, because I would get I would
get a refund.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Here we go shot.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yes, it's got that very uh that that style of
humor that's very cutting and claws out that you would
see like at a drag show where they all rip
on each other and everybody's being roasted, except he's always
just roasting you. It's insane.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
He's roasted O.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
But it's like that nineteen seventies style, like I've seen
it before. I'm trying to wow you know I'm talking
about right, So you've called him a guy stuck in
the seventies who's a drag queens. But you just said
what you've seen on stage, and again I kind of kay,
you know, all right, Well we were giving him way
too much time, right, let's move on. I caught myself

(27:26):
doing that thing yesterday. I want to know if you
do it too, when someone in front of you. You're
driving and someone in front of you is driving like
an idiot, and so you finally get to pass them
and you have to look at them. You have to
see what they look like, to see if they look
as stupid as they drive.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Yes, for sure, yep.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I did it again yesterday, and sure enough, this guy
he looked stupid. Yeah, I'll tell you, well, there you go, stupid.
He drives the way he looks. He's just stupid.

Speaker 13 (27:52):
See.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
I always do it because I want to see is
it an old person? And then should I feel badly
about it? Because I'm like, oh, it's a little granny
with some over hair cut. Her a brake, and then
in my head, I'm like, why is she driving?

Speaker 7 (28:03):
You can't see?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, my parents.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Look, look what Nate just sent me. He just said
a screenshot of the transcription of the voicemail. No, here's
what we said on his voicemail. He's technically on the
clock right now. He should be answering your phone. I
always I'm interested in people like Nate because I think
it's a choice. This is Gandhi. It's a choice to

(28:27):
not text back because I know that guy has a
phone on him all the time. How many times I go, Hey,
I know we're not working right now, could you please
call me back? Hello? I think this is what did
this me say? I think we're on voicemail now, Oh
my god, we're leaving this message. Scary, you're a jackass.
Turn it off. You're a jackass, because it rang that

(28:51):
scary says it rang. I didn't know what happened. So
we're having a conversation. That turned it all. I don't know.
I turn it off and that was the last to
turn it off and art, No, it's not it's not good,
damn you scary. Voicemail should be just abolished. I vote

(29:12):
we just can you turn it off on your phone?
I don't want voicemail ever. Again.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
I just let mine fill up so you cannot leave
me a message.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah. I tried to do that too. Then they say, well,
try to leave you a message. So it's full of like,
oh good, my plan works exactly. I don't want to exactly.
All right, Look, we have a thousand dollars free money
phone tap on the way. Right now, let's get into
the three things we need to know from Gandhi and
scary scary? What are you doing scary for the game?
But I think you will move that to the next right, Yeah,

(29:39):
we're gonna move the game. We we have the w
t F. Did they say game? It's lyrics from songs
you've heard a million times. But now you have to
tell us what the lyrics are and you'll never guess.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
It.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Almost that we should do an all Shaggy.

Speaker 7 (29:57):
Editionscause we don't.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
We don't always under stand with Shaggy saying in herself.
And we'll get to that in a little bit. All right,
Three things we need to know Gandi, what's going on?
All right?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
US officials are going to Russia to talk about a
possible seasfire with Ukraine. This after Ukraine agreed to a
thirty day seasfire and its fight against the Russian invasion
launched more than three years ago. Moscow says it is
reviewing the proposal and that Russian President Putin and President
Trump might speak over the phone. Meanwhile, the head of
NATO will be in Washington today to meet with President

(30:26):
Trump and discuss the possible ceasefire. All right, this is interesting.
Scotty Bee actually brought this to my attention. If you
would like to jump in on this one, Scotti. The
girl Scout cookies. Oh yeah, there's controversy.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
And this is not great.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Well, yeah, because the controversy is we're stuck buying all
these cookies from these little girls.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Oh no, it's more than that.

Speaker 16 (30:47):
There's some bad things in these cookies, apparently like medals
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yes, So now they are saying that there's actually a
lawsuit happening because they found all kinds of toxins, including
heavy metals in their cookies.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
No, just because there's a lawsuit doesn't mean that it's
you know, for sure. Yeah, but they're saying that after
doing some tests on these a class action lawsuit. Lawsuit
is on the way, be careful with your girl. Scout cooks,
Robie eats like a sleeve.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
A day of the thin minsol, Why do we have
to count?

Speaker 7 (31:15):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Hey, maybe soon you'll be a man of metal. How
exciting you'll be in man if I don't have enough
metal in my head. And finally, I don't know if
you guys saw this video, but a social media influencer
is getting a lot of backlash. She's from Australia. She
posted a video are you ready for this? Showing her
taking a baby wombat from its mom?

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Yes, I saw this yesterday. What did you see the mom?
The mom was so wing her.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I know, terrible. I want her to get bit and
so bad.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
So what are we doing to this this person? What
does she get well?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
There was an online petition calling for her deportation. She
received over ten thousand signatures. Meanwhile, Australia's Prime Minister suggested
that for her next stunt, she take a baby crocodile
from its mother and see how that goes. I'm really
not upset. Are really upset about it?

Speaker 7 (32:08):
She put it back to the mom eventually or.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, I'm not sure. I don't think they ever showed
that part of it. Also, it was an American. She
was in Australia, but it happened in Australia. Yeah, so
she snaps up baby wan bat and ran off terrible,
terrible stuff. And those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Thank you, Gandhi, thanks for ending on such a happy story.

Speaker 14 (32:24):
I just like that.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
The Prime Minister was like, go take a crocodile. Let's see.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, I'd like to see it.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
That ran in the Morning show, just like that. Elvister
ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, this time tomorrow will be live from the beach
at Atlanta's Paradise Island. We're going for the Nassau Wine
and Food Festival. Bobby Flay is gonna be on with
us tomorrow, and you know a lot of the big
chefs are going to be there. Maybe we'll just whoever
rolls by, we'll throw them in the air. That'll be
a lot of fun, a lot of food. It's gonna
be a crazy weekend of eating and drinking, or drinking
and eating, depends on how you look at Oh, yeah,

(33:00):
it was good. I didn't get to go last year.
But Nate was saying that you guys were overwhelmed with
the amount of food vendors there at that wine and
food festival.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh, we absolutely were. And I watched both Nate and
Scary have zero control and they were sweating, not because
of the weather because it was a beautiful, perfect night,
because they ate so much that they were both bent over,
like my meat sweats and they had beads of sweat
on their house.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
That's cross. They feature local places from the community, especially
for jerk jam. And so I want a taste of
all of the Bahamas food. So like you just couldn't
say no, you have to everything good, well good. I
hope you didn't eat until you explode.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
It was so good.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
So that's gonna be. By the way, Nate's texting us
now saying that he needs a bathing suit. Could someone
please pick him up a bathing suit because he forgot one.
They sell them there.

Speaker 7 (33:51):
You're like, who has time to go and buy him
a bathing suit at work?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Can you get him on the phone? They have stores
for that, call him, go call it. I'm diamonds gonna
be they they do. They've they've got tons of great
bathing Yeah. This is It's to the point now where
I don't take toothbrush toothpaste. I don't take anything. I
buy it all one again, buy the cheap stuff and
just toss it because you don't want to travel that stuff.

(34:17):
I can't believe he wants us to go shopping for him.
Are you crazy? Maybe he wants to borrow one of mine,
bring him an extra. That's where he is, Hey, Nate, Yeah, Nate,
you're not my size? No right, no, no, no, I
don't want your nads swinging in my bathing suit. Go

(34:40):
go buy one. They've shop there themselves though.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
Washed.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I'm only going to use it for like a day.

Speaker 10 (34:46):
It'll be a I will wash it.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Go buy one and then bring it home with you,
and you have another bathing suit.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
For for the summer. No, I have bathing suits at home.

Speaker 13 (34:56):
I forgot one. I just need to borrow one.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah you can. I have a really cute purple one
that will look.

Speaker 13 (35:02):
Good on you.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Wait, so am I the only guy that thinks it's
weird that because you're free balling in?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Then no, I would never share a bathing suits.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
It's the same as underwear of apparel, and especially because
I have the one with the you know, the last
liner on the inside. I don't want your stuff touching
my stuff, scary, scary, calm down. I just want to
just we're not going to make a federal case out
of this. Just go buy one, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 14 (35:24):
Fine, I mean, I'm just trying to do right by
the environment in my pocketbook and you know, no book,
not give myself something else?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Or do you want to borrow my pocket book?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Pull Scotty, be in here, Scotty, Scotty, would you let
him borrow one of your freeball and bathing suits?

Speaker 4 (35:47):
No?

Speaker 16 (35:48):
Actually, my dad one time wore one of my bathing
suits by mistake, and he tried to give it back
to me, and I said, you keep that. I don't
want it ever again.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Don't care if it's washed and washed.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
People wash it.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Yeah, but maybe we can't get your bull stuff out
of there.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yes, speaking of scrotums, aren't you glad you're not a
male rabbit? Did you hear?

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Well?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Joe Joel McHale was doing on a talk show the
night he bought his his kids two rabbits, and they're
both male, and one of them eight the testicles off
the other one because that's what they do to help
preserve their bloodline.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
Yeah, Oh.

Speaker 13 (36:32):
Well, that's not going to happen with us in our
bathing suits. I can assure you that you let me
borrow bathing suit, I will not off you're scroll.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I've never been told that before. That's a really of
a promise, Nate. That's that's a bold promise. Well, okay, look,
just go buy one and maybe we'll turn it in. Don't.
Don't we get like some kind of allowance every day
because we're working food and beverage.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yes, but you know there's no there's no allotment for
you know, bathing suits. So all right, fine, I'll go
buy one.

Speaker 13 (37:08):
Since you're not gonna let me borrow one, Fine, okay.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Whatever you'll look you'll look mighty fine in an Atlantis
bathing suit. You look good everything. What else do we
need to do? What else did you forget? Is there
anything else we need to maybe bring?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
No, that's that's it. Just thought I could borrow a
bathing suit.

Speaker 13 (37:25):
But that's fine, I'll go buy one.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
You don't need any mood days, like my dad would say.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Doesn't Nate nod?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Nate, War's like full scuba gear when he goes to
the beach. So what kind of bathing suit. Would you
even be borrowing from us?

Speaker 13 (37:39):
Well, I do have the upper half of my beekeeper's uniform,
as you call it, to keep out of the sun,
but I.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Do not have the bottom that It's good. It's good.
The sun can be very dangerous. All right, Nate? If
atween headphones? Are we bringing headphones?

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yes? Yes, headphones and sunglasses. It's going to be very
sunny where we're broadcasting from.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay, all right, well I let you go go back
to it. Okay, bye bye bye, bye bye bye bye bye. Well,
here you go, Nate trying to borrow a swimsuit. The
guys don't do that. No, shot.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
I wouldn't borrow from my girlfriends either. I don't understand that.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
And also, you know he's going to be in the
ocean ping in my bathing so I'm not gonna have that.
I'm not gonna have that. I'm not into that. Oh wait,
should we play the game? Let's do it?

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Yay?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Okay, this is called What the F did they just say?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Now?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
These are songs you've heard a million times, and maybe
you sing along to them, but are you totally sure
that you're singing the correct words? I don't know you're
probably still Let's get someone on the on the phone.
Call us now called Diamond if you want to play
you really need to know the lyrics for songs. Call
her now at eight hundred two four to two zero
one hundred. We've got that on the way. Also a

(38:55):
thousand dollars free money phone tap. What a busy day.
And like I said before, we're live from Atlantis to
tomorrow morning. As we go to the Nasaw wine and food,
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Speaker 1 (39:45):
You know Gandhi brings us great contest and the games
are They're always fine and sometimes some more challenging than others.
I think this is the most challenging you've ever given us.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
I think it is too. Even when I was I
had to listen a couple of times just to see
if I could get it, and then I had to
things up.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
So I think it is till right, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Are you good with the lyrics?

Speaker 17 (40:03):
So?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (40:04):
It depends sometimes depends on the song.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
All right, we'll get Brian from Jacksonville on line nine twelve,
right up the street from Froggy. Hey, Brian, welcome to
the show. How you feeling?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (40:15):
Good morning everyone?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Morning, well, good morning? Okay, So do you know lyrics?
I'm the worst. I can't even tell you the easiest
to understand lyrics. But are you good at following lyrics
along with songs?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
No? Not at all?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Same boat with Okay, right, this should work out really well,
then that's gonna good.

Speaker 10 (40:36):
I'm a good feeling.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Okay, good, okay, as long as you fail and have
fun while failing.

Speaker 10 (40:42):
I got you.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
So, Gandhi calls this what the f did they just sing? Yes?
So these are lyrics from songs that we've played a
million times on our show and you've heard a million times.
But do we really know the lyrics? All right, let's
see how you do, Brian.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
We're gonna find out.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Let's do it. Yeah, we are going to find out.
I've got five of them here. All right, this first
one very popular song. What are they singing right here?
Listen closely, not taking to Chrysler and a magenta D
and they take it in aspang like a diary cola.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
Is cherry cola?

Speaker 10 (41:17):
Okay, clearly something about cherry cola.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
All right, ready, go let me play it again. This is,
of course I want you right Savage Garden.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'm taking to three christ and a magenta D and
they take a bang like a diary cola. All right,
Why would we even ask anyone to tell you?

Speaker 10 (41:43):
I don't think I don't think they know.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Okay, they just said, and I'm quote and I am
taken to a place where your crystal mind and magenta
feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine,
sweet like a chick cherry Cola into the three of
Christol and a agenta D. Okay, we're just getting warmed up, Brian,

(42:10):
just getting warmed up.

Speaker 10 (42:11):
Almost there.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Okay, maybe this one, maybe these lyrics will be easy
for you to recite.

Speaker 17 (42:17):
Listen closely, Bonzag guy, we're playing Galla card and it did.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Look pay there you got the next line.

Speaker 10 (42:28):
Play that one more time. That that was actually playing
while I was on hold, So let me get that
one more time.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Okayonzag guy, we're playing Galla card and it did look.

Speaker 10 (42:38):
Pay talking about it, it's the same.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Oh god, no, okay, it seems like you're in Jacksonville,
which is like the last stop before the Caribbean, and
you would you would know.

Speaker 10 (42:53):
These I've been all over the Caribbean too.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah, okay, Sean Paul, let's get busy. From did they
me born? Got ignite me flame? Young? All call me
name and it is my fame? Is that what he says?

Speaker 14 (43:11):
From?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Okay, okay, everybody, Oh, here's why it. Okay, here's one
of those popular songs in the world. I know you
you've sung along to this? You know these lyrics? Here
here we go, all right, what is Kurt Cobaine from

(43:42):
Nirvana singing.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
In that song?

Speaker 10 (43:45):
Definitely not a game for me.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I don't think it's a game for anyone, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Now, But.

Speaker 10 (43:53):
First off, what they say this is the only one
I actually know.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
You know these lyrics, all of them. With the lights out,
it's less dangerous. Here we are now entertain us. I
feel stupid and contagious. Wow, scary, Okay.

Speaker 10 (44:24):
You know, even though I'm yelling at the raiders the
whole time until I get on here.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I know, I know, but this is impossible. But the
good news of what I'm loving about this is when
we're finally learning lyrics that we've heard all these years.

Speaker 13 (44:35):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I like that for it a right, here's here's another
one from uh these three guys. Yes, they were so young.
That's handsome, right, bob On Yes, I never knew. No,

(45:11):
you have so many relationships in this life, only one
or two will last. And even at that young age,
he's giving us sound advice. Okay, who knew? Froggy just
got back by the way, Froggy were on the line
with Brian, who's also in Jacksonville, and just like the

(45:34):
rest of us, he's not getting any of these lyrics.
I don't know, you know what. I don't know what, Dan,
but I've sang these songs. I don't even know the
hell I'm saying. What are we singing when we're singing along?
If not these, I don't know? All right, let me
give you a little Britney spears, Brian, Let's see how
you do.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
With this shop.

Speaker 13 (45:59):
H one more?

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Actually know this one but give me one more. Okay, okay,
it tastes the poison.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Oh god, you're very you're very close.

Speaker 10 (46:20):
Keep going, taste the poison something something. I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know if you're toxic?

Speaker 9 (46:27):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Okay, you got a lot of it. Okay, with it
with a taste of a poison, paradise. I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're toxic?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Al Right?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I got one more? This is this one is always
this has always been up for debate the lyrics of
this song. Listen closely. The light red a night, wrapped
up like a foggy don't give away the answers. This

(47:07):
is a contest. Now, we're in a live contest. Sorry, okay,
now play it again and we'll get branded to do that.

Speaker 16 (47:17):
The light.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
In the night, Okay, what is it? Singing Brian?

Speaker 10 (47:26):
Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douce.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Rev Okay, sort of, well, okay, it's blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce. As you said. Another wait,
hold on another runner in the night. The light wrapped
up the douce in the night. I always thought it

(47:55):
was wrapped up like a douche. It sounds like it
sounds like you say douche to me too. But I
didn't know you could wrap up a douche. I have
no idea, but he clearly says, listen, listen to again.
He clearly says on the word douce. Yeah, listen to

(48:15):
do it again. Scary playing. Listen to this, he says, douche.

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Sure, definitely, Brian, like the.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Rest of us, you got absolutely none of them.

Speaker 10 (48:30):
I cannot fight it on the last two. Come on,
we got it.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
You got some words. We got to send him something.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
What do we have?

Speaker 9 (48:37):
Well, we got something.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Eli was durand swag. Thanks to our friends at Hackett
Sack Meridi where it proudly thank you. Have a beautiful
day and beautiful Jacksonville. Go ahead, I know you're driving
the car. Just drive over to Froggy's house. He'll make
your practice, no problem.

Speaker 10 (48:50):
Into the Players Championship.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh wow, I'll see you there. I'll meet you there today.
All right, cool, that's a that's a great, great event.
All right, Hold on one second, Brian, you do do
you learn these lyrics? Finally? This is how we have
to learn them. Thank you for bringing this contest, or
this game to us.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Anytime.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Which songs should we play?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I mean, I'm always a fan of small as like tunes.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Yeah, toxic is good?

Speaker 14 (49:14):
Is good?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
All right, all right right, I'll give you a little Nirvana.
Let's rock it out.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
I don't know what the.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Words are, but it sounds good.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Okay, that free money phone tap, here we go.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
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Speaker 15 (51:27):
Let's do it first, you don't answer the phone, Elvis
durand the Elvis Duran phone tapp, all.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Right, into the phone tap, danielle Yes, tell me all
about it.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
All right.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
So Brent is tapping his girlfriend Jamie, and apparently he
does like some crazy off the wall things all the time.
But this is going to take the cake because he
does things for money and she knows about them. But
what he's going to do for money now is a
little nuts.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
So here we go.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
You have me all curious, all right, Daniel's phone tap,
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (51:59):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, I'm looking for Brent.

Speaker 11 (52:02):
Please he's got around right now.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I take a message if you aren't.

Speaker 7 (52:07):
Yeah, this is Katie from Dirk if I wanted to
talk to him about the pictures that he sent.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
In Okay, uh what what pictures?

Speaker 7 (52:16):
The once he sent to the website. We are so
excited he's been chosen and we're going to be posting
them next month. Oh, oh my gosh, they're so great
and he you know what, out of all these entries,
people were just so enthralled by that mole that he has.
It's like the most interesting mole and it's in the
weirdest places.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Where you can see his mole.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Yeah, we were running a contest and he won, and
now he gets featured next month.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
It's so basically, he's going to publish my boyfriend on
a website.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
He hasn't talked to you about this.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I have to call him.

Speaker 7 (52:52):
Okay, Well, just so you know, we don't show his phase.
We just show from the neck down because it's it's
actually a contest that we run every month called Junk
of the Month, and they pay him really well, he's
going to get over two thousand dollars for this. I
don't care.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (53:07):
I mean, no one's going to know it's him. I mean,
look at it that way, that's that's good.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
This is one picture.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
No, no, no, there's a gallery. He sent it from
all angles.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
This is crazy.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
I can't believe this is happening.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
And wait, can I ask you a question. Well, there's
this one picture where your nails look so fantastic, So
I needed to know where you got them done.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
A picture of a manicure.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
Yeah, Like, the nails are done really well and there's
like designs on them. They look great.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
I don't get manicures. You can't get manicures for my job.
I have to leave the nail polish off of my fingernails.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
Okay. I'm really sorry you had to find out this way.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
I know it's not your fault. I'm gonna talk to him.
I just I can't believe that.

Speaker 14 (53:45):
This is insane.

Speaker 7 (53:46):
I keep in mind it's an anonymous penis.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Oh frent, are you going to pay in trouble?

Speaker 10 (53:56):
Oh my god, I do not want to be you
right now.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
She is not happy.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
God.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
All right, So I guess we're just gonna call her back, okay,
and then just act like nothing happened, and we'll see
what she says, hello, Hello, I.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Don't I don't even know what to say. I get
this called this woman from a website trying to all
these different pictures of you from all language.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
Genie.

Speaker 10 (54:19):
I just won like a few thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
That's pretty freaking awesome.

Speaker 13 (54:23):
You should be proud of me.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
When when when this happen?

Speaker 10 (54:29):
This thing that's happened to us in like months. Okay
for care.

Speaker 13 (54:37):
That's not love it okay, I just like you should
be flattered, okay that they like me so much.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
We're lucky, girl, I am a friend. It's all exactly.

Speaker 10 (54:49):
You are lucky to know me.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
That's funny. Are you looking me?

Speaker 12 (54:53):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (54:53):
Kind of this is because you remember it. They don't
see my face.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I'm anonymous.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
I know I couldn't give two see your face. So
can we go back to the park. There's some other ships.
Hands when embarrassing that I made a sacrifice.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Okay, it was like a tiny sacrifice.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
It was like, oh, it's like not sactified to have
some strange chicks hands on your.

Speaker 10 (55:16):
It wasn't even real.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Okay, it's not real unless it was to make a
leave hands then it was real. Like this what I'm
calling this one start my day? This lady calls me
this morning and I get this phone call. I can't
believe you. I don't even know I tell you.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
This is so stupid.

Speaker 7 (55:37):
I don't think it's so stupid.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
Who is this, Janny.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
It's Danielle and the Narrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Ah, oh my.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
God, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I was like, I feel so horrible. She's so upset.
She's so upset.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Elvis Dan phone tap.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
No, you're one thousand dollars free money. Phone tap, get
that right. Please, thank you. Thanks to Sobra, America's number
one Hummus brand, we're giving Jessica one thousand dollars. Congratulations Jesse. Hey, awesome,
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Speaker 12 (56:28):
Oh this is so great.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
I love it. I love it when we have great
winners like you, Jessica. This is awesome. I love that
to make us feel good.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Oh wow, you get a lot of suffers.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah, and iPad wow. Oh my god. Well, it's going
to take a lot of this money. Hey, Scottie, we Scotty,
we got to expedite this check to Jessica. She's got
a birthday gift to buy. Okay, okay, good congagulations Jessica. Well,
thank you for listening to us, Jessica, and you go
have the best hey ever. You deserve it. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (57:04):
This is awesome.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Love you to tell your daughter we said happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I wish that it could be a great winner, just
like Jessica a whole lot Jessica, and thanks to Sabra
America's number one Hummus brand. We're doing it again tomorrow
live from Atlantis and the Bahamas, giving away another thousand
dollars with a free money phone tap. All right, you
know who's coming in, Rob Shooter. Naughty but nice, Rob
Shooter with some big announcements. He's got lots to talk about.
He's coming in for you in just a few minutes.

(57:29):
Hang out and also food news is coming up later. Yoh,
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Speaker 4 (57:35):
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Speaker 15 (57:56):
Elvister Rand in the Morning Show, Our best friend, Your
best friend, Rob Shooter.

Speaker 9 (58:06):
A big announcement today. It's a big day.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
We have a big announcement. We got lots going on
with Rob. Isn't funny When Rob walks into the room,
Everything just turns to like rainbows and yeah, lollipops and
glitter everything.

Speaker 9 (58:22):
If you can't get Liza and Ellie, call me.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
And she says the same about you.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
All right.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
So Rob, of course notughty but nice. He's a part
of the Elvis Tren Morning Show Podcast division.

Speaker 7 (58:36):
Boom, that's your announcement today.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
That's an announcement. I've been rolled into the Elvis division.
And when I say rolled in, I think I pushed
my way in. Actually it's the truth. So thank you
for having me. Now I'm part officially, after all these
years and maybe a decade of coming here, I'm officially
now part of the of the crew.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
And truth be told. I mean, you were the original
podcaster on our show. Are around us? I remember the
first one.

Speaker 9 (59:02):
One of the first ones. It was Garrett that said
to do it, and I thought he was ridiculous and
I didn't even know what one of these casti pods were.
To give it a go, and to my surprise and delight,
people listen to it and say, now I'm successful. Now
you want me, No, I'm so happy to be part
of this and it's a growing division. You have some

(59:23):
great people in the group. I feel like I'm at
the Oscars, and I want to say I like everybody
that I've been nominated with because this group is a bunch.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
Of all stars, and then they play the music and
take you off the stage.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
They roll you off the stage. We have some more
announcements coming up for the division, and I can't do
it right now, but some some big names are coming
in to a joint. Let's talk about Meghan Markle. Let's
talk about the Royals watching Megan Markle's new TV show.

Speaker 9 (59:56):
What they think about Yes, so because of a silly accent,
I have a lot of sources within the Palace. So
that place has one hundred two hundred people working there,
which is great for people like me because they all
gossip like gooses. And so I know several people within
the Palace and they told me, despite the sort of
official statement that the Royals are too busy to watch

(01:00:17):
Megan's new show, my sources.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Tell me they are watching it like they are watching
it with the meanness here.

Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
I think some people in the Palace would like her
to fail. Some people are still sort of rooting for
a little bit, but they can't turn away. And I
was thinking about it, like in my own family, my
sisters that annoy me. If they had their own TV show,
I'd be the first to watch. They're all watching. So
within the palace, we now know that the Royal family
are tuning in Megain. If you're listening a lower.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Level low, Well, isn't it just like they say with radio.
If you love someone, maybe you listen for twenty twenty
five minutes, but when you hate them, you listen to
the whole show to find out what you hate the
most about.

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
Yes, new magazines in the world that I'm from. In
the gossip world, love and hate are the only emotions
that matt and hate is more powerful. I hate that everybody.
I don't like that. But if you really don't like somebody,
you're probably going to click the story. If you love somebody,
you will click to. Indifference is where you die. And nobody,
including everybody in this room, is indifferent about Megan. We
all have our opinions. I wish are well. She's got

(01:01:16):
pot two. So Royals, if you're listening Gellow Charles below
that you've got another eight episodes coming.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
So they have popcorn and like why and they all
gather around to watch.

Speaker 9 (01:01:27):
You know, it's not quite as glamorous as one thinks.
I know that they live quite humbly within a palace,
but they have all these empty.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Rooms, humbly in a palace, and they're stuck in a corner.

Speaker 17 (01:01:38):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:01:38):
There's famous stories about the Queen being quite frugal, and
during the winter, because it's a dusty old place, it's
quite cold, she had a space heater plugged in, I know.
And they love to eat dinner out of tupperware, so
I imagine them all around the little TV in old
fashioned TV, you know, not a new one, not a
flat screen, and they're watching Meghan while eating out of
their tupperware.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
You watched The Crown, we know how they live. I
remember I was watching The Crown once and they went
to a shot of everyone in the kitchens at Buckingham
Palace preparing a meal, and they showed a little mouse
running around on the tables. I don't know if you
saw that.

Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
They're renovating the palace right now. It's not been renovated
for like one hundred years, so it's not quite as
glad as you might think. Nether Meghan said that when
she married into the family and Oprah came to visit
Oprah couldn't believe how they were living in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
A good way. Right, Wow, there you go. All right,
let's move on Rob. Of course, Rob Shooter is here.
Not a bit nice Rob, And we have a list
of incredible things you want to cover. Let's talk about
our mutual friend Wendy will Is there a chance they
can spring her out of that joint and she can
get a TV show again? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
I think that's going to happen. So Wendy has been
doing some appearances. Yesterday she was on with our friend
Rosanna Scoto. She'll be on the View or doing the
View on Friday. And so I'm told Wendy has a
really good chance now of ending this conservatory ship. What's
going to really help her is yesterday she took a
mental health test, a cognitive test, and she passed with
flying colors. So I think Wendy's in a good place.

(01:03:07):
Anybody that has spoken to Wendy, including Rosanna, will say
she's back. So she's back.

Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
Why do you think this was happening? We're hearing rumors
that she has no money left, so why would these
people be controlling? Are they're not going to get anything
out of it?

Speaker 9 (01:03:19):
If she had no money left, they wouldn't be paying
eighteen thousand dollars a month to keep her in this facility.
Wendy's paying to be in this facility. And also too,
let's be honest here, and we know this from Britney Spears.
A conservator does get an income and that's legal. They're
not stealing if you're a conservator what you can build
for your services. So the conservators making money this fabulous

(01:03:40):
hotel slash building that she's staying in. It tower money.
But it was so encouraging yesterday because I'm team Wendy
or all the way. Yeah, I had several different producers
from big networks call me saying there's already a bidding war.
They want Wendy back if she can do it. Maybe
we're being a little bit grammaturer now, but can you
imagine Wendy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
It would be amazing, But you know, in a guarded way, ye,
And that's.

Speaker 9 (01:04:06):
Her the happiest All the times I've gone out with
Wendy dancing or out on a night, she's happier when
the cameras are on. Wendy at her best was an
hour at ten o'clock every morning on that show she
liting on that throne, sitting on that Yeah, absolutely Wendy
could be back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
So you know, yesterday Daniel was reporting how Jennifer Garner's
boyfriend husband it was pissed off because she's taking all
these cuddly photos with Ben Fleck.

Speaker 9 (01:04:32):
I was listening, nodded away on that tread.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
What's going on with them, and what's going on with them?

Speaker 9 (01:04:38):
Then I think would like to get back maybe with
Jennifer Garner. He's the rebound guy with JL, like he's
the rebanned guy. However, I hit the phones and my
my Jennifer gone. Now you have to be careful's there's
two Jennifer's. My sources are saying he ain't getting back.
She knows who he is, she loves him. He'll always
be part of the family. They have those beautiful children together.

(01:05:00):
She's a good person. She doesn't want to just abandon someone.
But she also not stupid. She knows, she knows who
it is, and she wishes him the best and she
will always be there to help him. But he's not
coming back. And let's be clear, she has a really
cute boyfriend that he's out of the spotlight, and I
think she likes that too. So Ben's almost that ex

(01:05:22):
that you just can't streak off.

Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
But she seems to me like she's the girl next door.
Like she doesn't like all the Belgian whistles she likes.
She's rather be without makeup, you know, unless she has
to be glamorized for something. But she's just even with
her cooking show, her fake cooking show that she did.
She's just the girl you want to be friends with.

Speaker 9 (01:05:39):
She's the greatest, Like she's the greatest. And she doesn't
go to red carpet events that are not her movies
or her premierees. She's not out at Noble all these
fancy sort of celebrity restaurants, the Ivy. She lives a
really lovely life, and unfortunately for her, the father of
her children happens to be Ben Affleck, who does enjoying
a little bit of attention. I think we can all
all agree here. But they're not back together. You're gonna

(01:06:01):
hear these stories for weeks. I promise you. Your best
friend Rob told you they are not back together.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
It's not happening, Okay, they say that ever since he
is a single guy, he's actually happier than ever.

Speaker 13 (01:06:13):
How much.

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
I think is a bit of a dig to j Low,
Like when you move on, if you get divorced and
suddenly you're happier than you've been in yours that's not
the nicest thing to sort of say.

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
I was sad though, or you're not sad, because I
thought like that was the fairy tale, Like she had
pined for him for so long and they finally found
each other again, and it just I mean, it didn't
last long at all, did it.

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
When I when I worked with Jlo, they broke up
for the first time. I wrote their breakup statement that
was issued to the press, and she was heartbroken. He
really was the love of her life. But sometimes love's
not enough, Like they've got to be compatible, and Jennifer
and Ben were not compatible. But I think her heart's
probably still broke. And I'm sure these photographs with his
ex wife, Jennifer Gardner andre not not fun to watch here.

(01:06:54):
But don't worry about Jlo. She's gonna be just fine.
I'm told she's getting ready to maybe even go back
out on the road and do the big Greatest Hits
type tour, which she canceled about a year ago, playing
maybe smaller venues, but I'd love to see j Loo
back alan stage.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Oh go ahead, Guddy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Do you have any idea what it was that broke
the two of them up because there have been so
many rumors, especially with all this stuff coming out about
former boyfriends of hers, any inside info on that.

Speaker 9 (01:07:22):
I think it's very difficult for two people who are
that successful and that alpha to sort of be compatible.
Relationships are really hard. Can you imagine being married to
one of the biggest stars in the world, which they
both were, they both are superstars. I also think too,
that Jennifer probably didn't read the room and the bend
that she wanted was not quite the reality. And he

(01:07:44):
is who he is, and he's been honest about his struggles,
and you want to support people and be kind, but
it's difficult. It's really difficult, So I would imagine, and
let's be clear too, it's hard being mister j Lo,
which every person's going to be a rod, every person
that she needs. I don't think I can think of
another celebrity that maybe is as big as her, who's

(01:08:04):
bigger than Jayla, maybe Beyonce or Taylor Swift, but it's
not I can't think for male celebrity, and so I
think it must be very difficult for Ben, who certainly
is an alpha male, to be in the shadow of
somebody as big as Jennifer. I wanted to find love.
I love her, but I do know too here she
does get a lot of love out of her career.

(01:08:25):
Like that is very important for me, because.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
When you're going to be dating or married to someone
who is in love with their career, you have to
understand that going in, I say it to my better
free day. Bruce has learned how to live with it.
All right, let's talk about who's going to play the
new double or seven. If it's who you think it is,
I am going to It'll be a like watching a

(01:08:48):
porn from me.

Speaker 9 (01:08:49):
Oh, which is really what Double O seven's about. It's sexy,
it's very eronic. Who need to get Daniel Craig walking
out of the ocean in those tight, little little swimming shows.
And so I'm told that that now it's been sold,
So the franchise now has a new owner. Jeff Bezos
now owns.

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
And you saw what happened. He got Barbara Broccoli kicked out.

Speaker 9 (01:09:09):
He did get what he paid, but he got a
kicked out for six billion dollars. So Barbara's doing so
Barbara sold Barbara Broccoli. The Broccoli family was in charge
of bonds for the last sixty years since the beginning
of the movies, and now that has been sold to
Jeff Bezos. They're looking around. There's a couple of criteria.
One they would like him to be British. James is
a British agent after all. They want them to be

(01:09:31):
in about their forties because they hope when you sign
on they've got a good ten years out of you.
They don't want to keep changing bonds, and so they're
thinking ten years in advance. If you're forty. Now, by
the time you retire, you'll be fifty. You could probably
still be an agent. And the name that I keep
hearing over and over and over again, say it THEO James. Yeah,

(01:09:53):
oh my god, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
And it's perfect. It's perfect because he's forty years old. Yes,
so he has a good tenures left.

Speaker 9 (01:10:04):
I was gonna say, Elvis Da Ran, you would be
a great double O seven.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Okay, look, I love the old James. I can't wait
till this segment that the second run of a Gentleman comes.

Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
That's a good show.

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
Oh yes, so good because he's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
So hard on it. But I still think they should
consider someone of color to play double O. Seve a
guy thinks a good idea.

Speaker 9 (01:10:29):
I think so too. I even thought I would like
to see a Jamee Bond, I think, But I do think.
Whenever Jeff Bezos has bought a franchise like Lord of
the Ring, we will see a lot of spinoffs. And
so the way that he's gonna make his eight billion
dollars back is not by releasing one movie he every
three years. We're gonna have the backstory. We're gonna have
the backstory of the villains. We're gonna know how mister

(01:10:51):
Goldfinger became mister Goldfinger.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
That's why he said he bought it because he wants
to do spinoffs and he wants the control.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Cast himself as a super villain.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
What about a girl, Well, he should always have a
cat with him.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Looks like he is turning into crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
So yes, if you're listening, we're all for it. Here
thumbs up, thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
All right, give us a blind item because, by the way,
blind items are my favorite, because well, it's going to
be a rumor about someone. But he can't say who
it is because he doesn't want to get his suit off,
so they won't sue us for saying.

Speaker 9 (01:11:29):
That's right, you could say whoever you can get Okay,
guess So, which big TV star with a very wholesome
image is behind the scenes a little less wholesome and
is having an affair with somebody on his staff? Now
we should say he's single. So when I stay an affair,
it's really an undercover relationship with the dating. And that's

(01:11:50):
very tricky if you if you're listening and you're dating
somebody that you work with, I'm looking at you, Gandhie.
It's a little bit tricky, isn't it, with human resources
and everything. So very very straight laced TV anchor.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Maybe in the evening, but wait a second. He also
says he has a signature catchphrase.

Speaker 9 (01:12:09):
He does have a signature catch phrase.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
He does so he says the same thing good night
every night.

Speaker 9 (01:12:17):
The end will start the show in the same day,
which is not that unusual.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Who is it?

Speaker 9 (01:12:21):
Who is a big TV star who's having Ryan Seacrest,
I would never dare do that in the house of
iHeart the podcast vision that I got in.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
With Ryan, all Right, we're gonna think this through. Go ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
I have one more question before we go, but go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Well, we've got to figure out who this is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Yeah, I'm gonna start.

Speaker 7 (01:12:49):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
All right, we're gonna get back to you on that.
We're gonna think about that. When I watch your question.

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
I want to know if the rumors are true. Amal
and George Clooney Are they on the rock?

Speaker 9 (01:12:57):
No, they're so in love. I actually saw them a
few nights ago. They're having dinner in New York. So
George has moved to New York to start this play.
Is doing a play at the Winter Garden Theater. It's
selling out. If you want to get a ticket, get
one now. Unfortunately, I think the price is about six
or seven hundred dollars a ticket. George is going to
end up being the highest paid Broadway star of all

(01:13:19):
time because I would love to see him on stage. Wait, Holvius,
you can buy the tickets off this I'll go with you. Well,
thank you very much. And they are a little bit expensive.
But George is in New York with them all, with
the kids. They are so so happy. Everything that I've
seen about them or heard about them they're they're the
real deal, and he took a long time to settle down.

(01:13:41):
So no, and I'm glad that that story is meeting George,
although he did dye his hair, is no longer a
silver Fox for the play, it looks like just for men,
he's gone a little bit brown.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Not just for men, just for men.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
So back to this news anchor. Yes, they start or
finished with the same phrase every night, so that would
probably be a nightly.

Speaker 10 (01:14:03):
News you.

Speaker 9 (01:14:07):
Who do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
I don't know. I don't know if they're single or not,
but I would like Lester Holt.

Speaker 9 (01:14:11):
Oh Marrit, not Leicster, but good good guests, David, I
would not know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
I would miss keep Okay, okay, so not.

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
I think we should well.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Guessing we love your blind items, we love not even
Nice Rob and of course, now a member of the
Elvis Durant podcast.

Speaker 9 (01:14:33):
Division, I'm gonna be so rich Elvis, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Let me know what that money says part of Can
we play this theme song? One? Oh yeah, Yes, let's
play the very metal theme song for Not Nice Rob
Shooter Advice Shooter.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
It's the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

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Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Hard to be on here.

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Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Elvis d Wren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Yeah, God has been years since we played Chicken Sings
the hits, But Danielle, you have this fascination with rubber chickens.
She always has.

Speaker 7 (01:16:19):
I know, I love you, know, I have that massive
one at home that uh one of I think, Doctor
Cathy says to me, it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Huge, yeah, okay, So, so squeeze the small rubber chicken
you brought in. Let's hear what her massive rubber chickens like.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
And it takes him forever to like catch his breath
because he's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Like so good. It's like it's like bagpipes. Yeah, anyway, yeah,
all right, So chicken sings the hits, so meaning she's
going to play a song on her chicken. Yeah, and
you have to guess what the song is wrong exactly, No,
but it's been a while, you're a little rusty. Love
the chicken. I think you need to rehearse.

Speaker 7 (01:16:58):
Yeah, we want to rehearse.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
We'll see. Let's give her a song to Yeah, let
her just hear one line from this song right here.
It stop it all right, let's hear you do kill Bill.
Here we go, No wait wait, wait, just killed my

(01:17:30):
It's like it's like squeeze and squeeze out in out,
in out in, Oh my god, chick.

Speaker 7 (01:17:42):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
It's only one note notes, No, I don't think so
it's scary. So when I would play the zipper game, ill,
it's all about the tempo. It's only one note, no
matter how you look at it. So it's.

Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
It's out.

Speaker 6 (01:18:06):
In that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Hold on, hold on, hold on. You're right because the
air takes time to come in and out. Scary. Put
the microphone down to your to your crotch, and let's
hear you zip kill bill. Okay, here we go, Here
we go, buddy, get ready.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
And.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Should I killed my ex? I know, I know, But
what she's telling you, scary. What she's telling you is
this chicken. Once you squeeze it, it takes time for
the air to go in and out. You don't have
control over the in and out.

Speaker 7 (01:18:41):
That chicken does.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Maybe maybe a flower song, but she needs a ballad.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Yeah we need a ballad.

Speaker 7 (01:18:46):
Maybe I need like a better chicken like this might
be a cheap chicken. I don't know one of the friends.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
My lord, that's a that's a nightmare.

Speaker 7 (01:18:57):
It came in a three pack.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Okay, all right, all right, I tell you what. Let's
we already have someone ready to play Ali on flye fourteen.

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
Sorry Ali, maybe this wasn't the best I know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Hi Ali?

Speaker 11 (01:19:14):
Oh my god, Hill, oh my god, hello, so, oh
my god, I'm freaking out right now, I'm drinking my
coffee on my couch. I cannot believe that I got through.
I'm shaking, and I do love to say I love
you all so so much.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
Oh, you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Can turn that off?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
The highlight?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Can you turn that off? Thank you? There's no way
that she can ever ever reach that that level of
chicken music. So you're just sitting on your couch drinking
your coffee.

Speaker 11 (01:19:49):
I am, I'm I actually got up early this morning.
I'm up way earlier than I normally am, and I'm
so glad that I did, because I wouldn't have been
able to call in and be able to talk.

Speaker 14 (01:20:00):
To you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
You love just sitting on the couch. Hi, Okay, let's
get to business self.

Speaker 11 (01:20:04):
This is my favorite. I love a good like good, slow,
cozy morning, and oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
God, it's getting slower. Here's what we're gonna do. Uh,
here's what we want. Look, I love sitting on the
couch too, and we had this conversation last night. I
love nothing more than being alone on a couch. I
call myself a homo sectional And so let's see if
you can, if you can detect the hits. So are

(01:20:30):
you ready? Listen closely? Ali? Are you good with music?

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (01:20:34):
Yeah, yeah, I would say I'm pretty good. I mean,
I'm a huge music fan. I have a bro you know,
I'm I listened to about a little bit of everything.
So I think I'll rock it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Oh, you're gonna rock it. You're gonna rock your chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Well good. I think Danielle has found a song that
may be easy for us. It's like a good starter
chicken song.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
Yeah, but just so you know, I'm going to invest
in a more expensive chicken for the next week. Thank god,
I'm going to bring in a better chicken because I
think the ones I've seen on the internet are like
the better chickens. This is like a cheap chicken.

Speaker 12 (01:21:03):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Well, let's just go ahead and move on. You shouldn't
apologize so soon. This may work out beautifully, all right.
So here is a guess the chicken song number one?
Here we get number one. Choked that chicken, daniel choked
that chicken. Wait, hold on, that's not the song. That's
not the song you did in rehearsal.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
That's the song.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
The way. Hold on, you played it much better in rehearsal.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
No chicken, Maybe the chicken doesn't park chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Hold on, Ali, we're still out the wrinkles.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
What okay?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
What song do you hear? Ali? Do you hear a
song forming in the chicken?

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
I do not.

Speaker 11 (01:21:55):
I just hear a streaming chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
I think you know? It was all almost there, Danielle
is almost there. Okay, okay, let's try it again.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
All right, Allie? Guess that song? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:22:26):
I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
Is anyone texting it in?

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
No one knows.

Speaker 7 (01:22:35):
I need a better chicken. I need a hardy chicken,
because then I think when you just touches belly, he
squawed this one, you have to like, really.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
We'll that up. But Allie, would you like to hear
what song she was playing on the chicken?

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Here it is?

Speaker 11 (01:22:48):
Yes, I would like to know. Oh my god, I
would have never got that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
We should touch her music?

Speaker 11 (01:23:08):
Music you play right now?

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
We probably this Dad? It one't work?

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
And do you think maybe we could I operate on
the chicken, maybe slice a little hole in him?

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
I think I told you, I really do think it's
the the kind of chicken in This is a this
is a dog. I need like one little party city chickens.
This is a toy chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
All right, do you have something for our friend Ali?
She actually had to put up with.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Us for a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Allie was such a good sport. We're gonna send you
the eldest grand in the morning show hoodie man in
the sleek sport.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Oh my gosh, like one of my chickens too. I
could send you one.

Speaker 11 (01:23:46):
Yes, could you sign it? Okaniel? Would you sign it
for me?

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
I will sign it for you. You got it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Excellent? You're welcome over.

Speaker 11 (01:23:56):
Don't you care that I didn't get the song? The
fact that I guess would call to all of you
res this morning literally lift you guys every single morning
and make my day. And this was worth setting up earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Thank you so so much. Thank you. Hold on one second,
you got a chicken or an autograph chicken in a
hoodie all the way? Okay, next time, let's rehearse this.
I don't know there is no post in live radio.

(01:24:29):
So maybe, seriously, can you get a little razor blade
and like slice him up a little bit? Maybe? I
don't know, we'll get back to you. Back to the
drawing board.

Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
I'm going to this one.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Are you trying to set it up? So the chicken
becomes like a recorder. She can play the chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Yes, oh, yes, there's got to be a way someone
out there who knows how to create musical instruments.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
What to do?

Speaker 7 (01:24:50):
I really do think I need a party city chicken?

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
All right, all right, well let's not do this until
you go to parties.

Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
Didn't get me one of those?

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Okay, all good? You know where I want to go.
I'm gonna go around the road. Here we go. I'm
gonna start with Nate straight. Nate, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
I literally just had a brain First, I come back
to me. I'll figure this out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Wait, hands, wabber had Are you having a stroke?

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Okay? Do you taste? Do you taste pennies? You taste copper?
I'm good, come back to me. That's so funny.

Speaker 7 (01:25:27):
I'm not even kidding you. You must have told us
three times. Hey gets you around the rooms?

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Ready, I know?

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
And here we are. We're going around the room as
we speak. I'm gonna keep going around the room. We'll
leave Nate over there on that side of the room.
We'll go to the south room and Danielle is roe
over here. Danielle, what's on your mind.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
All right, So I heard a phone tap before that,
I did, like you know, you know, not too long ago,
but we talked about a woman's purse. Is it a handbag,
a bag, a pocket book or a purse? What are
we calling nowadays? My mother says, go get my hand bag,
gets over there, everything like, but like a lot of

(01:26:02):
people don't say am bag anymore? I say bag? I hear, yeah,
my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Used to say pocketbook.

Speaker 7 (01:26:08):
Pocket book.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
That's way not big anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Jud jus. What about a purse? I say purse or bag?

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Yeah, see, but okay, I'm not man's playing here. I'm
just asking maybe is there a difference between a purse
and a bag? To me, a purse is a more
formal vessel and a bag is a bag.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Okay, yeah, I mean I think it depends on what
you're carrying. If it's a purse and it maybe goes
over your shoulder and it's nice, okay, but well you
know those bags that go across.

Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
The body, Yeah, and then you've got a toad. I
mean those got specific names.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
Yeah. I think if a purse, you usually choose a
shade in the purse that sort of compliments what you're
wearing okay, and a bags. It's a bag who gives
a crap?

Speaker 14 (01:26:45):
Am?

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
I right wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:26:46):
I don't know I got you. So when I dress
it up, I will be grabbing my purse.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Okay, Oh my god, I'm we surprised if you make
it out the door. Gandhy, what's up with you today?

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
I want to take a moment to apologize to T
Mobile because I just found out from my father that
he has been calling them every time he gets a
spam call to report the call. I said, what, I
love him, Dad? Are you joking? He said, the other
day he got some random FaceTime call from strangers. He
was not happy about it, so he called T Mobile

(01:27:22):
and reported it. I said, I don't. I don't think
they care or can do anything about it. He said, no,
every time I call, they say thank you, sir, we
appreciate it. I said, what do you mean every time
you do this often? He is harassing these poor people
at T Mobile because he's getting spam calls and wants.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Them to know he's the Well wait a minute, maybe
they do enter it in some file that makes some sense.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
I think these people are about to block him and
they're probably like, sir, just stop answering the phone. That's
what I tell him. Stop it. If you don't know
the number, just don't pick it up.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
What are you doing? No?

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
No, he puts it in. He puts it into action.
He's doing the right thing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Your dad, No, that is insane. Don't encourage this.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
I'm crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:28:04):
He needs his own reality show, mister Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Cancelor, Hey, producer, Sam, what's up with you?

Speaker 17 (01:28:10):
Just a reminder that your dog's world is only as
big as you allow it to be. So this weekend,
we're planning on taking Savannah out for her first hike
of the season because I don't do super well and cold,
neither does she, and it's finally starting to let up,
so we're gonna take her out for a nice little
adventure because she only gets the daily walks in the
city that would take her on all year.

Speaker 9 (01:28:30):
So it's time.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
It's time to give her some more love.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
I'm taking my dog out today. It's the perfect day
for its love that. Now, let's go back to that
side of the room and look that's where we left Nate. Nate,
are you awake? I am away and I remembered what
I was going to say. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 19 (01:28:46):
You may encounter this situation in the future, or you
might have encountered it in the past. I had two
glass leftover containers and they were stacked in one another. Right,
I go to get one of them out, it is
welded in there. It is just jammed in there, these
two glass containers. Somehow, through friction, just got so locked

(01:29:06):
in together. So using science, you know what I did.
You broke them hot Gandhi's half right. I put ice
in the top and I put the bottom one in
hot water. And you know what happened, right, Nothing, Nothing happened.

Speaker 9 (01:29:24):
Even googled it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
I'm like, this is science.

Speaker 8 (01:29:26):
The bottom is supposed to expand I'm supposed to be
a lifted out. So I googled it, and you know
what somebody said to do, whack it against the counter
with a glass container, slamming it.

Speaker 13 (01:29:38):
And you know what it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Was exactly. I went to do it at just the
right angle, and all of a sudden, you to do
it just short of shattering. Absolutely. Yes, it's the same
with a martini shaker, a drink shaker. Sometimes you can't
get that lid off you just gotta beat the crap
out of it against the counter. That's what martenders do.
So here's what I learned. Science works some of the time.

(01:30:02):
That's why it's science. Froggy, what's up with you today?
Did you know the crack delivery is legal?

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (01:30:13):
Yeah, somebody knocked on my door yesterday and delivered three
boxes of thin mint girls.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Put them in the freezer. Those things are like crack, dude. Wow.
So they're good on their own.

Speaker 18 (01:30:23):
When you put them in the freezer, something happens and
they become the greatest things ever. You cannot eat just
a few of them. You beat the whole sleeve. Yeah, yeah,
you do a whole line of them. I mean sleeve
of them exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
Yeah, look at that.

Speaker 18 (01:30:39):
Okay, gandhi things. Why don't we move along to the
next person in the room. We just had a little
fall off. We'll get back on the way today.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
What's going on with you today, Scotty. So we're on
our way off to Atlantis and the Bahamas after the show,
and I packed a bag that I want to just
carry through, so I put all my toilet trees. They're
all with me. Here a problem, A four ounce container
of my hair gel is over the limit by zero

(01:31:06):
point five ounces, but I used half of it already.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Clearly, there's only there's only two ounces in there.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
They're not in the they're not in the job of
weighing anything. It must be the size of the container.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
But if you can't bring my loge hair gel.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
My logic says to me, if I have two ounces
of a four ounce bottle, that's still an ounce and
a half below the TSA restriction. But they don't want
to take the time to weigh it. Therefore it has
to be the size or weigh it or the size
of it. They have to see it. That's it the
way it works.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Also, is your whatever canister it's in, is it clear?

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
It is clear, you could see it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
You might.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
I think it depends on the TSA agent, But most
of the time they just throw it away.

Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
Yeah, it gel. So why can't you get a little
container and put a little bit in.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
I could squirt some in.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
Do that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Maybe I'll do that. You know, if you just go
to go to Walgreens, they have a whole section of
the little plastic containers. It's just annoying when when I
see my bag get to that point and then on
the rollers and then there's that moment of truth that
is it going to continue to go straight or is
it gonna go left? And I'm like no, like that.
That's a paranoid like anxiety moment for me when the

(01:32:20):
bag is stopped and I'm like, oh my god, please
keep rolling, keep keep keep rolling. Yeah, but no they
roll it to the left. And now you're sitting there like, oh, no, guilty.
You know what I have? You know when you walk
through that scanner thing and they can see, you know,
parts of your body if there's something on it. Yeah,
I always have this thing and it's on my crotch. Oh, sir,

(01:32:40):
is there something you want to tell us?

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
What?

Speaker 14 (01:32:42):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:32:42):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
And I'll ask him is it the crotch thing? And
they'll go, yes, it's and they'll show me on the
can you and may I do a pad down? I'm like, shit, absolutely,
go right ahead. But there's nothing ever there. I wonder
if I have like some metal plate in my wiener.
I never knew about it. A concealed weapon is down there?
Hey baby, I don't know, but I always show up
with something on my crotch every single time, without without pause, actum.

(01:33:07):
That's the TSA looking out for a scary So just
play by the rules and you'll get to that line.
And our special guest today is Scotty be Scotty Bee
around the road. What do you got hey?

Speaker 8 (01:33:15):
You know?

Speaker 16 (01:33:15):
So I am blessed to have found a girl that
is enamored by all the dumb craft that I like
to do. So after a really nice dinner the other night,
we had a fine date at the Coinstar machine at
the supermarket and she was fascinated with it. But anyway,
the point of the story is my pro tip. If
you use a Coinstar machine, and once you dump all

(01:33:37):
your coins in there, you need to choose that you
want a gift card rather than the cash equivalent, because
they will take eleven or twelve percent of whatever you
put in the machine. But if you choose a gift card,
you get Amazon, Starbucks, whatever. They'll give you the full
amount of whatever you stick in the show.

Speaker 7 (01:33:53):
Yeah, okay, means did you put into the coinstar.

Speaker 16 (01:33:56):
Fifty four dollars and sixty two cents?

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Look at you? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:34:00):
And I threw in a couple of half dollars just
to throw it off. What car did you get what's
I got Starbucks? Okay, yeah, good for you. That'll be
gone in three minutes. Now, they'll make the profit. Actually,
if you think about it, So one's gonna make a
prophet no matter what you do.

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
This is true. So but you know, I love how
you turn that around and said from the point of
this is the Coinstar percentage that they take, yes, when really,
in my mind it was you just wanting to remind
the world that you now have a girlfriend. I don't
know what you're talking about. Are you talking about We
had a really nice time. God, I'm sure you did.
And we saved a lot of about it at the

(01:34:31):
Coinstar and I showed her. I showed her the bottle
return machines. She was so excited. They don't have that
in New Jersey.

Speaker 7 (01:34:37):
I need to talk to this girl because I'm one
of this. She's excited about the bottle return Daniel.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
You know what it is. It's like when you meet
someone and you want to make them happy, and and
you press you'd say, oh, got them so into that
Coinstar percentage thing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Yeah, to hate you in two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Yeah, it won't last yea six months from now.

Speaker 7 (01:34:55):
Let let me see what she says about that coinstar.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Magine you think about it when you when you've been
with some long term, you think of all the things
you loved, the little idiot, idiotic things they did in
the beginning that you thought were cute. Now they ain't
so cute anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Oh my god, Brandon doesn't know how to chew gum
and I thought that was funny at first, and now
just look at him and I'm like, you idiot. He
takes two bites and he swallows it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Gum treat.

Speaker 12 (01:35:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Sam, You guys.

Speaker 17 (01:35:26):
Gotta be careful because on a first date a guy
told me that he was a beta tester for Pokemon Go.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
I'm like, wow, interesting, and here I am married to
the loser. Come upon King.

Speaker 7 (01:35:37):
POKEMONO.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
That's proudly I know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
There you go. Another successful around the room. We got
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Soon.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Can you imagine this time tomorrow We'll be on the
beach Atlanta's Paradise Island in the Bahamas, absolutely going down
for one food festival. It's gonna be an incredible weekend.
We'll be live for you'll. You'll hear the proof that
we're there. You'll hear the waves in the background tomorrow
morning at this time, I it is food News Thursday,
our favorite day of the week. Let's do it. Food news.

Speaker 7 (01:37:29):
Doggies got foot news.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
It's magically delicious. All right, Froggy, where do you want
to start? All right?

Speaker 18 (01:37:35):
So, yesterday was National Girl Scout Day and of course
Wendy's gave a free thin mit frosties all day long yesterday.
But if you missed out on that freebie, there's another
freebie coming from Wendys on March seventeenth, that is Monday,
Saint Patrick's Day. You can get free French fries from
Wendy's with a five dollars minimum purchase through the app.
So if you want free French fries because I love

(01:37:56):
Wendy's fries, you can get them for just a five
dollars purchase through the app. These French fries are free
on Monday only, March seventeenth.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
And I thought the one that dips his Wendy's fries
into his Wendy's frosty.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
No, absolutely the same day the best.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Okay alright.

Speaker 18 (01:38:12):
Wendy's also has three new breakfast deals that they're celebrating
Daylight Savings time, so this is going through tomorrow. You
can get any breakfast sandwich for two dollars or the
purchase of a Honey Buddy chicken biscuit or a sausage,
egg and cheese muffin. You can also get two dollars
on any breakfast combo that features a breakfast sandwich and
seasoned potatoes or a small coffee for just ninety nine

(01:38:34):
cents with any purchase.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
That is more goodies going on at Wendy's.

Speaker 18 (01:38:38):
Arby's also has free sandwiches this week to mark the
beloved Saint Patrick's Day, they are giving away a free
corned beef Ruben with any ten dollars purchase. So if
you purchase ten bucks worth of Arby's, you get a
free Uben on Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
What's better than a free Ruben?

Speaker 9 (01:38:53):
Nothing.

Speaker 18 (01:38:54):
KFC has announced the return to their fan favorite potato wedges.
They had them for a while, then they were on
and they used COVID as the excuse to get rid
of potato wedges.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
I'm not sure how that I had anything to do
with it.

Speaker 18 (01:39:04):
But they are in limited test markets right now at
five locations, and if they do very well, KFC is
bringing them back nationwide so we could get potato wedges
once again.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
Why do you have to test them? You know they
were good. We were all disappointed when they went away.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
I agree with you, Ghana, I'm not sure why they're
doing that.

Speaker 18 (01:39:21):
So you remember yesterday we had our listener that was
on a road trip, driving seventeen hours some.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Clear water all the way upto Delaware. Right, so the.

Speaker 18 (01:39:28):
Countdown today is America's favorite gas station snacks for your
road trip.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Here we go, okay, all right, coming in at number
five a Snickers.

Speaker 7 (01:39:38):
Bar, Yeah of course.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Ok yeah, Number four.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Checks mix hell yeah, that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Okay. Number three taqitos, like the ones you put in
the microwave. Yeah, a number three, Yes, they keep them
crisp right there, yes, okay. Umber two is beef.

Speaker 18 (01:40:01):
Jerky, and the number one gas station snack in America
is a rice, Krispy Tree.

Speaker 7 (01:40:08):
Really wait, needs to be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
There was Karmaree.

Speaker 18 (01:40:12):
I agree, Danielle Elvis, I agree one hundred percent. It
did not even make the top ten. But daddy, daddy,
what about the wieners on the rollers?

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (01:40:20):
They are Let's see where that came in us?

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Not in the top ten. Oh, this is crap.

Speaker 18 (01:40:27):
No to round out the top ten real quick, Dorido's
toborone high chew, flaming Hot Cheetos and peanut Eminem's.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
Ah, this is crap. I want myers And there you go.
Another beautiful food news cast from Froddy Yay Food Food Foods. Hey,
while we're on the food thing, can we talk about
Factor for just a moment. I love every Tuesday. Tuesday
is my Factor delivery day. The chefs have been working

(01:40:54):
round the clock to get my requests. And did you
notice that when I joined Factor I kept saying, Hey, Gandhi,
do you want a few of my dinners? She would
always take my fish dishes. You know, if you join
Factor you can do fish, no meat. You can do
whatever you want. Yes you can, and so no problems.
You don't take mine, You can use your own or

(01:41:15):
you can.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Just keep ordering the fish meals and I'll take them,
no problem anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
I've heard the fish meals are great. Haven't had one?
She ate them all. The Factor is really great. You
can choose all these different options. You have forty different
dishes to choose from every single week, and they are
freshly made by the chefs at Factor, and they're not frozen.
They're right in your refrigerator. You take them out in
two and two and a half minutes in the microwave.
You're done, Danielle, tell them what you love about Factor.

Speaker 7 (01:41:39):
I'm obsessed with the breakfast Like they're pancakes. They have
different flavors, like they have this orange pancake and then
blueberry pancakes. And they have these little frittatas, these little
egg fritatas with bacon. Oh my goodness, they're so good.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Anything and everything you want. And if you want to
be more protein heavy, great quito heavy, whatever, they will
figure it out because they are your chef's at Factor.
Check him out today. Simply go to factormeals dot com.
Get started today, and every week you'll you'll have a
happy Tuesday if your day of the week is Tuesday,
just like me. It's factormeals dot com. Order the fish

(01:42:14):
for Gandhi.

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And I'm Andrew.

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Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
Kind Of on a serious note, have you ever had
to tell someone to stay away from you for the good?
Have you ever come to a point in your relationship
with someone, a friendship right, and you're like, this person
is toxic. I don't have room for them in my
mind or in my heart. I don't have I don't

(01:43:21):
have the whatever to deal with them.

Speaker 7 (01:43:24):
I had to do it because someone stepped up the boundaries.
So I was I was very close friends with this guy,
and Sheldon and I were dating, and at one point
I think he knew Sheldon I were getting serious, and
so he took it upon himself to tell me how
he felt about me and write me a letter and
all this stuff. And it got to the point where

(01:43:45):
I said, we can no longer be friends because you
stepped over that boundary. And Sheldon wasn't comfortable and I
wasn't comfortable. And the saddest part is that we were
so close, we were such good friends, and we haven't
talked since. But I mean, you know, he unfortunately did
something he probably shouldn't have done.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
Wow, that sounds serious. Yeah, what if it's just through
a life of separation. I have a friend who had
a cousin in the family and they haven't seen this
cousin in a long time. And then out of nowhere,
they said, let's call him, see if he wants to
come over. And the guy said, you know what, let's
just stay away from each other for good. We really

(01:44:25):
have nothing in common. Oh wow, I mean you could
easily just say no, I'm busy. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying, but no, it was like we have nothing
in common. I really don't have any any room in
my heart or in my head for you. I'm so busy,
so let's not worry about it. Let's just agree to
go separate ways.

Speaker 7 (01:44:43):
I think that would definitely happen.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
We definitely could, and and it is kind of a
clean way of taking care of it, like okay, done.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
It is.

Speaker 7 (01:44:50):
And I think at certain points in your life you
do have less in common with people that you had
things in common with at one point. If you have
kids and they don't, or if you know they move
and you don't. I mean, there's all kinds of things
that happen in life.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
All right. I have a list of people I want
to do this too, would you and none of them
are in this room. You could make a phone call
for me. This is one of those things in life.
I mean, do you really I don't know, do you
really want to cut cut it off cleanly like that?
And but then you never have to worry about it again,

(01:45:24):
or you feel like a schmoke, You're like, man, never mind,
I'll just I'll just run away from them every time
they text me good morning, Elsa, dear God, what's this
woman doing.

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
Man the morning show, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
Shows done, Let's get out of here until next time.
Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,

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