FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Caught and Learned Too Much

In this wild episode, we dive into hilarious tales from speeding tickets to cheating confessions, plus a Broadway musical game! We also uncover the strange, funny, and awkward moments that define relationships and life-saving tips.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Your caller one hundred.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Let me introduce myself.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh gosh, Elvis, it's just such a reduction.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Is Elvis da Wren in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
In you are a huge Broadway show tunes. You really
really need to know your music.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
You need to know your lyrics.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
We're about to play finish the Broadway show tune lyric game.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
I know, can they call you in as a pinch
hitter if they need you?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I know some Broadway shows?

Speaker 7 (00:45):
Okay, Louis.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Clang clang klang with the Jolley ding Ding ding with
the bad Jing Jing Jing with my hearts dream from
the show is Going to Hell.

Speaker 8 (01:04):
Singing Judy Chub John CHOHn went the motor chuck bomb mom,
mom went the break do it.

Speaker 9 (01:12):
Mom, mom bum went my heartstrings.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
When he smiled, I could feel the car shade.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, let me bring it all down here, hounds and.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Took a seat.

Speaker 10 (01:23):
He said he hoped he hadn't stepped.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Up on the feet here.

Speaker 11 (01:27):
Who was listening to us?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Here?

Speaker 12 (01:28):
What's that queen doing?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
He's playing show dunes singing.

Speaker 8 (01:34):
Background singers went the ways snop stop snot went my
heart strings as he startted to go.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
Then I start hearted to know.

Speaker 13 (01:46):
How things when the universe, Ray, I.

Speaker 12 (01:51):
Don't play this thing all day.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
People.

Speaker 11 (01:56):
That's I love honey.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
All right, So if you know the lyrics to the
broad Way songs, you could win something big. Let's go
talk to John.

Speaker 12 (02:04):
John is obsessed with show tunes. Good morning John. We've
got a live one here, I can tell.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay. So John, not only is he cool and loves
show tunes, he also works for doggy daycare. We love that.
You've got three dogs in the car with you right now.

Speaker 8 (02:22):
I do, I do.

Speaker 14 (02:22):
I got juicy me, I got banned, and I got.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Gracey right.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
JESSEV and Bandit and Gracey and John. What a car
full of fun festive people all right now? John, why
is it you know so much about show tunes. Let's
just say I've had a little practice in my past.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Okay, I'm yay, you have to have.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I will tell you I'm gay and I don't really
know show tunes and I really can't cut hair either.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
You're gonna have to give that card back.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I can decorate your house, all right, John, here we go. Okay,
this is what do we What is this all about?
Straight mate? Straight night?

Speaker 15 (03:03):
Okay, Yeah, there's gonna be a big, fabulous, fabulous prize
if he gets a certain number of these.

Speaker 10 (03:10):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Are you ready for that?

Speaker 16 (03:11):
John?

Speaker 17 (03:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
All right, So I'm gonna play the first part of
a lyric from a show tune and you have to
finish the lyric.

Speaker 18 (03:17):
Okay, alright, cool, Okay, let's see how this works. Here
we go number one, Mama, Mia, Okay, not only does.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
John lyric, we have to stop him? It's all right,
you got one, he got one.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh, here's one of my favorite songs of all time.
So hold on, yes, all right, we got a ringer.
How about okay, you got to?

Speaker 10 (04:03):
Here we go loud. Let's just sing it, bradalystic yellow do,
I'm a little.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
You got three?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
John, you got three? Here we go. Let's go for four.

Speaker 19 (04:24):
Twenty five thousand, six hundred men, twenty five thousand and
six sons, five hundred, twenty five thousand.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Mom, all right, John, John beyond the shadow for Daughter's
gonna win this. But let's keep going. Can anybody say,
is anybody.

Speaker 20 (04:47):
Waving waving.

Speaker 10 (04:50):
Back at me.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Window? Can we keep him? A can we keep him?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Let's just keep moving?

Speaker 12 (04:58):
How about this one?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
There?

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Get some medication? Don't forget from whence you came, and
the world's going to know your.

Speaker 19 (05:05):
Name, your name, Alexander Hamilton, Alexander.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Alexander Hamilton. So far you have six love this man,
and there's no going on here. No, no, he's got Shazam. No, okay,
let's go old school. I do believe this is Rogers
and Hammerstein. I don't know is a music man Rogers.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
We'll find out how many troublones.

Speaker 11 (05:38):
Parade with Pancrea.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Kung baby Shark is so big now it's just it's okay,
you got it right though. Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 11 (06:00):
God Gravity, there you go.

Speaker 12 (06:11):
She about to hit the money.

Speaker 21 (06:12):
Note.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yeah, Ji beats going wild.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
He loved that note.

Speaker 12 (06:18):
Let's keep going, John, When comes.

Speaker 19 (06:25):
Oh Lahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Wave can shure smell sweets when the wind comes whipping
down the place, something.

Speaker 10 (06:40):
Come sweeping down the plane home man, the weave and
beat he can.

Speaker 19 (06:45):
Shore smells sweet when the wind comes right behind.

Speaker 12 (06:50):
Very nice, very nice. All right, Let's keep on going.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Here's one I'm sure I was. I'm sure I was
in a version of that where everybody was gay.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
We called it Oklahoma.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Needs to be.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
Awesome.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
O my lord, Okay, here we go, let's keep going, Alklahoma.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
Is he the best contest that we've ever had?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Definitely?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
There?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Okay, come on, we got more to to. Here we go.

Speaker 9 (07:15):
I'm going to watch that man up man ride out
on my hair.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'm going to wa man ride on my head.

Speaker 21 (07:23):
I'm going to watch that man ride my hand.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Send him on his way.

Speaker 12 (07:31):
All right, let's keep going.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Let's keep going.

Speaker 9 (07:33):
Now, hold on, happiness, hold.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
On now, it's getting it's getting down to the wire.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
If I were rich, where Yeah, I gotta got there,
got there, got there, got there?

Speaker 22 (07:52):
Well?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Well, well, my favorite song from Fidder on the Roof
is do you Love Me? And then he goes, do
I watch you hearing it one more? With a special guest?

Speaker 11 (08:06):
It's just a noisy.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Night that.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
Jay that.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
What do we have for John?

Speaker 10 (08:29):
Everything he did, he did so good.

Speaker 11 (08:31):
We're getting in the whole.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hold on, what do you have for John? I was
gonna say even better?

Speaker 23 (08:39):
A cruise for two on the Broadway, cruise on Norwegian
Cruise lines, Gen you be singing it up with Kristen Hadow,
with Alan Coming and many other A Broadway fas my God,
a Broadway show. It's an immersive Broadway vacation experience, taking
you on stage, backstage, and making you a part of everything.

Speaker 21 (08:57):
What is this?

Speaker 12 (08:58):
This is the gayest cruise ever?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh pretty much? Oh my gosh, this is gonna be
a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Thank you so much. That's amazing. Thank you guys saying.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well, thank you and thanks for listening to us and
making her day fun. Hold on a second. I've got
a little song for you, John.

Speaker 12 (09:16):
All right, there's a bright golden haze on the meadow.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Here's my favorite line. The corn is as high as
an elephunz.

Speaker 12 (09:34):
And it looks like are you gonna sing it?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Come on, John Tempo.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh you know what, got a beauty.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Everything's going my way. Thanks for listening to us. Thank
you guys, You're amazing. I love listening to you every mornings.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
So much fun.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Thank you so much. Hold on one second, and there
you go. Broadway Tunes finished the lyrics.

Speaker 24 (10:13):
Waking Up in the Morning, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
So has everyone on the show received a speeding ticket?
Oh yeah, what's so funny.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Danielle, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 10 (10:48):
Okay, I met gotten out of one.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I mess. I met someone last night who's never ever
received a speeding ticket.

Speaker 10 (10:54):
Wow, did they have a car exactly?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
My question was, well, do you consciously drive under the
speed limit or what's your deal? They're like, no, we
speed all they speed all the time. It's never been
caught exactly, never ever been caught.

Speaker 25 (11:11):
That.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
That was so strange.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
That is.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
I wonder if they have one of those like Friend
of the Police stickers.

Speaker 26 (11:17):
Oh those cards that I always forget to pull out
because we have so many friends from the police, and
I always forget to pull.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Out the card. I'm not convinced those work anyway. So no,
But I mean, if you're speeding, they catch it, they
pull you over, you know, say it could be you
know what, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (11:36):
Sometimes you can get out of it.

Speaker 26 (11:38):
I've gotten out of it by using the show once.
You did see Now, I never throw the show around ever.
I'm like, some people don't want to say names, don't
but there was this one time I got pulled over
and I did use the show's name and say, oh
my gosh, you know I'm heading in and blah, blah blah,
and he let me go because he listened.

Speaker 9 (11:58):
But that was the only time.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Wow, I would never do that.

Speaker 9 (12:01):
Oh you've done that to Frog.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I was driving in one day and the station was
off the air, and so I was hauling. Asked to
try to get there because there was something wrong, and
got pulled over. And when he pulled me over, I
told him the station was off the air. He followed
me to the radio station. I proved that I worked there.
I walked in the building and he was like, all right,
I get it, but you still need to be safe.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Has anyone ever used the medical emergency my wife's having
a baby thing?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
It doesn't work for me.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm always I'm always afraid to do that because they
will do what they did to Frog. They'll follow me. Oh,
they will escort you to the hospital, and I'm like,
oh crap. So then you have to you don't have
a wife, you have to call ahead at the hospital, like, hey,
do you have a woman in labor? I need to borrow.

Speaker 12 (12:40):
And use her to tell the father to go away.
I'll pay him.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I don't know what's scary, you know.

Speaker 27 (12:46):
I think that if you're speeding in a red car
you're more likely to get pulled over than if you're
speeding in a gray car. I do think that the
color of your car has something to do with the
odds of being pulled over.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I do.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I do think that used to be the case before
they used radar as much, or the yeah detection. The
thing is now it just it detects no matter what
color you are. But I could be wrong, because they
always said, no, no, don't buy a red car, you're
gonna get pulled over. Right of course, that from a
guy who sounds like he's in from the nineteen forties.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
The worst is the red light ticket. When you go
through the red light and it takes a photo of you.
There's no denying it, and you're always making the guiltiest face.

Speaker 26 (13:24):
Yes, and you hear you hear the camera go off,
and you're like, damn.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
It, damn me tell you. They have those traffic cameras
all over New York City. I think they bring in
billions of dollars every year.

Speaker 28 (13:37):
They have to.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I bet you, Pam online twenty four never ever got
a speeding ticket. Let's find out more, shall we? Hello, Pam, Hi?
Have you do you speed? Ever? And you've been lucky
or you just never speed?

Speaker 29 (13:50):
Oh no, I speed all the time. But I just
I guess I've been lucky and never gotten a ticket.

Speaker 9 (13:54):
You better knock on some wood lady.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Who I mean when you say you speed? I mean,
is it blatant, like over ten miles over the speed
limit or do you try to control it a little bit?

Speaker 29 (14:08):
Well in certain areas, I know where the cops are,
so I kind of control it. But like on the highway,
speed limit sixty five and I go seventy five eighty
all the time.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
So wow. And so when she sent a text and said,
I just tell them I really had to go to
the bathroom. I had to go pooh, and they let
them go.

Speaker 29 (14:25):
Really, yeah, I've been pulled. I've been pulled over. I
just never got the ticket.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh really, So how did you get out of it?

Speaker 29 (14:34):
I don't know. Must have just felt good for me,
or you know, was having a good day themselves, so
gave me a good day and just gave me a warning.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Look, I tell you, the few times I have been
pulled over, I've always been extremely courteous. Yes, yeah, you know,
just do everything you can, just like whatever they need,
whatever they want. Mean, you got me, you know what,
you want to take advantage of me on the hood
of the car, whatever you want.

Speaker 22 (15:00):
Like that.

Speaker 29 (15:03):
But one time I had one time I had my
dog my car and she was just sparking at the cop.
So I think he is just didn't even want to
bother so he just got my information, ran it and
then let me go.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Wow. Nice irritating dog in backseat. I need that. Alright. Well, Pam, congratulations.
I hope that your lucky streak never getting a ticket
continues for you. I wish all the best to you.
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 29 (15:25):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
All right? Hey, so yeah, yeah, when the when the
officers or the troopers pull you over, please be courteous.
They're doing their job. They're doing their thing.

Speaker 24 (15:36):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 26 (15:43):
So even his phone tapping, his friend Joe. Joe sings
in the shower every morning and people do not like it.
So I am actually calling to see if we can
get him to stop singing.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
All right, let's listen to Daniel's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Here we go.

Speaker 9 (15:55):
Hello, yeah, hi, is this the guy that lives in
four C.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm not sure who are you trying to call?

Speaker 9 (16:02):
When did you guys move in?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm sorry, I don't know who you're trying. Who you're
trying to call?

Speaker 26 (16:07):
Right on this, I'm trying to find the guy that
sings in the shower every morning and thinks he's Lady Gaga.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Who is it?

Speaker 9 (16:13):
It doesn't matter who this is.

Speaker 26 (16:14):
But when you first move into a building, you got
to respect the people around you. Don't go singing you
Who do you think you are that you're singing at
all times of the day.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I don't even know who you are.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Doesn't matter who I am, it does.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Next door to you?

Speaker 26 (16:31):
And I'm tired of hearing you singing through my walls.
The walls are paper thin, as you know.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh so you're my neighbor.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
That's it.

Speaker 9 (16:38):
Yeah, I'm your.

Speaker 26 (16:39):
Neighbor who you've never introduced yourself to, by the way,
but that doesn't make a difference.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
You introduce yourself to me.

Speaker 30 (16:44):
I've never heard your voice.

Speaker 9 (16:46):
Okay, you've moved into my buildings.

Speaker 26 (16:48):
I've been here a long time. You it's your job
to come and say hello to me and stop right.

Speaker 12 (16:54):
I'm sorry, I forgot the hierarchy in the department building.

Speaker 26 (16:57):
Excuse me, Okay, stop singing. Okay, First of all, your
voice sucks. Don't quit your day job.

Speaker 31 (17:01):
Oh okay, Well what I mean?

Speaker 9 (17:03):
Okay, what is that supposed to mean?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Well, you're not exactly it's quiet now, you're a little
bowl peepe. You just we're hearing you late at night.

Speaker 25 (17:12):
You come in all this kind of you're banging hear that,
that and the other.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
What then.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
To night? If you ask me, you're up all you
just moved in. So you need to respect the rules absolute.
That's that's ridiculous. You obviously have no respect for your neighbors.

Speaker 26 (17:28):
You're singing Lady Gaga in the shower at six forty
five in the morning. If I wanted to go see
Gaga concert and buy a ticket.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm singing, I'm getting up, I'm waking up, I'm doing
my routine.

Speaker 14 (17:36):
You come in late at night, you banging on around, having.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
People over out of those smoga cigarette and goud those
what Okay?

Speaker 9 (17:42):
Did I call you or did you call me?

Speaker 26 (17:44):
I called you to complain. I don't want to hear
your complaints. I don't give it about what you got
to complain. I'm just telling you to shut your mouth.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Well, I didn't know if you know how to pull wars,
but it's two ways.

Speaker 25 (17:52):
Since they're okay, you know what, this is not.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Deer plugs?

Speaker 21 (17:56):
How it hurts that fat Who are you all of
a sudden, now.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
You're some what you're you got some huge bigon over.

Speaker 14 (18:01):
You're some critic for seeing don't come over here and
call me.

Speaker 23 (18:05):
It's a block number telling me that I'm doing something wrong.

Speaker 9 (18:08):
Oh whatever, Just stop singing and shut up. Just do
a little thing.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
He gets, we get some real balls on you.

Speaker 9 (18:14):
Tell you that I'm getting you thrown out of this building.
That's it, I'm getting you thrown out.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Work it, work it.

Speaker 9 (18:19):
I have it in with the higher ups and they
listen to me when I talk. I'm on the board.
You're gone.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I'll bring it.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
Yeah, you're gone.

Speaker 12 (18:28):
Do what you want, do whatever you want, you can
call it whatever.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Management and all this kind of just stay awake because
you know what, I don't live myself with grit. Don't
hide yourself and yeah, yeah I'm on the right checked.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Baby, I was bound.

Speaker 9 (18:42):
Are you in the shower right now?

Speaker 4 (18:44):
And then you're just coming up with charges out of
your ass, aren't you?

Speaker 26 (18:47):
Yes, I am, because I'm Daniel man Arrow from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (18:51):
And you just got phone tapped? What Ethan was playing
a tad.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Joke on you?

Speaker 14 (18:55):
What do you actually think you sing?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Well, come on, Joe, we've had to Ethan. Dude, what
is going on?

Speaker 32 (19:03):
Man?

Speaker 9 (19:03):
You're just saying Lady Gaga in front of millions of
people on the radio.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 33 (19:14):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 24 (19:18):
The Elvis dan phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Question. I know this is a very general question, but
the wide array of answers could be interesting. How did
you find out he cheated?

Speaker 13 (19:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Or how did you find out she cheated? Textas By
the way, a lot of people text us every day.
I want you to get in the habit of knowing
you're always available, You're always able to text us.

Speaker 12 (19:53):
We read them as fast as we can.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Sometimes sometimes one will get through the goalie right, you know,
but you can text us at fifty five. I just
want to know, like, what's the latest, the newest way
that you're gonna get caught.

Speaker 34 (20:05):
These stories are so great. I love them.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Sorry that that's happened to you, but I like hearing
the story.

Speaker 12 (20:10):
I know it's awful, it's sad.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I want to hear the new shifty ways people are
slipping it in. You know what I'm saying. Catching people
cheating now versus ten fifteen years ago, different things. Technology
has changed. For instance, our own Ali Gold is on
line twenty four. Oh no, she was the first to
chime in.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
One of our own is chiming it. Hey, Ali, Hi,
how did you catch him?

Speaker 35 (20:34):
Okay, So it was two years ago and I knew
he was going on a ski trip with his ex girlfriend.

Speaker 36 (20:41):
When he got back, I looked at his phone.

Speaker 37 (20:43):
It turns out they didn't even have sex on the trip.

Speaker 29 (20:46):
They had sex the.

Speaker 35 (20:47):
Night they came back from the trip.

Speaker 38 (20:49):
Oh, that's pissed.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Huh. See it's the phone that I think that is
the number one way people were finding still text messages,
phone calls. Yeah I'm it, But you're over him, right, Ali?

Speaker 16 (21:02):
Done?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You've moved on?

Speaker 21 (21:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
No, overdone.

Speaker 38 (21:04):
But he's still with that girl though.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Oh good, good for him.

Speaker 34 (21:09):
I'm so happy to him glad he's found a piece
of thrill.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
And I'm happy that you're not with him anymore. All right, Ali,
we love you. Thanks for all the hard work you do.
Aubrey Online twenty three. This is different. This is a
let's find out what this means. Hi Aubrey, Hi, good morning,
good morning. Who cheated on you? You don't have to
give a name, but so it was my.

Speaker 28 (21:30):
Ex boyfriend at the time. I was looking for a
DVD to watch and we had a ton of you know,
no name, burned DVDs and I went to go pop
it in and it was my ex boyfriend with his
ex girlfriend and they were in our room, in our beds.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Oh god, any and he burned a DVD.

Speaker 34 (21:54):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 36 (21:55):
Yeah, he made a video of them, and I went
to the watch movie and it was them instead.

Speaker 10 (22:02):
So did you watch it on?

Speaker 21 (22:04):
No?

Speaker 36 (22:05):
No, nope, and no I was done at that point. Yeah,
it was not the movie I was going to look or.

Speaker 10 (22:16):
How did he try and talk his way out of that?
Once he saw that? What was his excuse?

Speaker 29 (22:21):
There was no excuse.

Speaker 36 (22:22):
He was caught red handed. Literally, he made evidence of that. So, yeah,
we've been for.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Years, but in your own place. It's like it's like
one bad thing after another.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 36 (22:36):
You don't want to lit like stay there, you want
to burn it everything.

Speaker 38 (22:40):
It's and disrespectful, I know, no.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Without doubt, and you feel violated. Well, look you've moved
on and things are happier these days. I'm assuming.

Speaker 36 (22:51):
Yes, yeah, I've got a son, I've got a fiance.

Speaker 38 (22:55):
So life is good.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Okay, life is great, Aubrey, I love a happy ending.
Thanks for listening to Danielle. Are you reading some of
these on the text messages?

Speaker 9 (23:02):
I am my favorite? I think what my favorite one?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, you can read that one.

Speaker 26 (23:06):
So the girls said that she found the condom in
the room and the guy said, oh the dog dragged
that in from outside.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, okay, wait a minute. To be perfectly fair, it
could happen.

Speaker 10 (23:21):
Okay, it didn't.

Speaker 23 (23:24):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
There's reasonable doubt there. Yeah, there's doubt there. I'm sorry.

Speaker 26 (23:29):
Do you see what somebody said? Somebody said, check their
Venmo history that that can show.

Speaker 34 (23:33):
Yeah, a lots of good one gone. Do you see
any what about the.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
One that says, after watching Breaking Bad, I got myself
The GPS tracker that was advertised as seen on breaking
bad caught them?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah, Frog, It says everybody was supposed to be at work,
my nest camera went off at home. It was my
husband at home with his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I can't believe. I mean, first of all, cheating is awful,
but taking them to your own home, my God, don't
do that. On line twenty is Mike. This is an
interesting way. Hello Mike, Hey, how you doing well? I'm
doing okay. So you found out your wife is cheating?

Speaker 39 (24:11):
How So basically she was cheating and the guy found
out that she was a married man and actually contacted
me to let me know that she was cheating.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
That is a story you hear women tell a lot. Yep,
but this is shoe on other foot.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Wow.

Speaker 21 (24:32):
So u.

Speaker 40 (24:35):
Uh Basically, uh so he had called me, got my
phone number somehow or through social media or something, and
uh he uh called me, and why I was on
the phone with him, She was standing right beside me
on stick her phone, told her to get her stuff
and get out. Divorced in two weeks.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Wow, So things are happier now, Mike.

Speaker 40 (25:00):
Oh, definitely definitely moved up better. Everything like that I
heard from her.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Good. I love hearing that, all right, Mike, thank you
so much, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
How about the visible footprint on the inside of the
windshield in his car that was not mine?

Speaker 12 (25:15):
Oh boy, taking a walk on the window.

Speaker 21 (25:20):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
We had one earlier where uh I think he she
found a long blonde hair on the car seat. But
she was a redhead. See again again, you know what reasonable?

Speaker 26 (25:37):
Dont you see the jail one what she said, I
caught my husband having an affair not only with a
dispatcher at work, but inmates in the jail he worked.

Speaker 12 (25:48):
I can't trust any.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
You know, tracking devices. They taped a voice activated tape
recorder under the seat of the car and caught him
with another woman in his car.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Wow. That is old school, but at work right, So
I guess bottom line is this electronically is the number
one way to catch people obviously? Oh yeah, you know.
We also had some text from people whose significant other
was taking their dates out to see a movie or
out to dinner and people saw them out in public
as if, oh no, no one's gonna see us, they will.

(26:20):
My favorite story we always tell is, you know how
the weather man goes out to the park on nice days?
Does ah? We're live in the park a beautiful day.
We're gonna check the forecast, and there's people running around
in the park. This one of our listeners saw her
boyfriend like walking hand in hand with the one right
behind the weather guy. Oh oh hell no right there
inc four.

Speaker 9 (26:37):
Oh my god, it's crazy. The worst man.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
Yeah, Gody, how about my ex boyfriend was cheating on
me with a former American idol in our home in
our bed. Found the truth via a podcast interview she did,
who could that be?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Let's start going to homes. Yes, yes, Gary, a.

Speaker 27 (26:55):
Morning show host was actually cheated on by his wife.
Was that home with another guy in the bed? So
one day the morning show host decided to tape the
show and come home during the morning show, caught the
wife in bed exactly.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
With another guy.

Speaker 12 (27:09):
Yes, well, yeah, you know so when we know no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
This was in the news about three years ago. Was great?

Speaker 21 (27:16):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Back in the day when we were all in the studio,
all they had to do was turn on the radio. Yeah,
coast is clear. I hear scary reading birthdays to people.
I'm gonna cheat on him. We're gonna play a best
of line. Twenty four is Jen?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Hello? Jen?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
What's going on.

Speaker 38 (27:32):
So this is when I was younger, It's probably about
nineteen twenty years old. I realized my boyfriend was acting
a little funny. So I had my best friend at
the time let her sister give me her car for
the night. We switched cars. I stalked his house, and
when he picked up the girlfriend and went to the restaurant,

(27:52):
I paid the hostess to sit meet right next to
him and to him and his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Oh wow, So how did how did turnout?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Jen?

Speaker 38 (28:02):
That turned out real fun? I was not allowed back
in that restaurant.

Speaker 12 (28:11):
They have your picture posted at the front door.

Speaker 38 (28:14):
It is it might be possible, damn, I know.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
But obviously you took care of business. And how are
you today?

Speaker 21 (28:22):
Oh?

Speaker 38 (28:22):
I am perfect. I am exactly where I'm supposed to
be with who I'm supposed to be with. And may
he be happy with wherever he's at?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah yeah, all right? Wow, So that is a calculated,
like choreographed maneuver.

Speaker 38 (28:43):
I had to think about it for a while, but
I needed to do what I needed to do.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Well, look at everything you did. You borrowed someone else's
car to remain incognito, You followed to a restaurant, you
were seated right next to them, and then you know then.

Speaker 23 (28:56):
You you know you.

Speaker 38 (28:59):
I wasn't group, but there was some scene happening. There
was loud words exchanged, and there may have been a
glass of wine.

Speaker 12 (29:10):
Now we're getting to the Bottomill.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
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Speaker 21 (29:48):
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Speaker 12 (29:55):
I'm want to get to know someone. You got to
meet new people. You gotta get to know people.

Speaker 11 (29:59):
Getting know you.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
About I give you Shelby. Good morning, Shelby, Good morning, Now, Shelby,
have we ever met each other?

Speaker 21 (30:11):
No?

Speaker 20 (30:11):
Never, the first time.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Have you ever met Froggy or Danielle or Gandhi or Scudy.

Speaker 37 (30:16):
Or Diamond or Okay, good good, no, Hi, hello, good morning.

Speaker 10 (30:24):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (30:24):
We want to get to know you. I mean, do
you listen to us every day?

Speaker 26 (30:28):
I do?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, Well, so you're already familiar with our dark, dreary lives.

Speaker 12 (30:31):
We want to get to know yours.

Speaker 14 (30:33):
So what do you What do you do for a living, Shelby,
I'm a music teacher.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh who do you teach music to?

Speaker 37 (30:40):
I we kindergarten through fifth grade.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. The next question always
has to be based on the answer she gives. She
just said she okay, you teach music to fifth grade?

Speaker 37 (30:52):
You said kindergarten through fifth Okay.

Speaker 16 (30:54):
Through five.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
It's got to be fun.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
Next question, what is your favorite part about tea? That
age group?

Speaker 37 (31:02):
They are so enthusiastic all the time. I mean you
could just sing like a hello their song and it's
like the best part of their day.

Speaker 34 (31:10):
Oh wow, music was my favorite class?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
All right, Froggy on that. What's your what's your question?

Speaker 10 (31:14):
Can you sing that Hello their song for us?

Speaker 26 (31:17):
Yours?

Speaker 36 (31:18):
Hello there, Hello there?

Speaker 31 (31:20):
How are you? How are you?

Speaker 9 (31:22):
It's so good, it's so good to do you to you.

Speaker 42 (31:28):
Be happy, be happy together?

Speaker 20 (31:33):
Good?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
All right?

Speaker 25 (31:35):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Based on that, Danielle, what's your question for Shelby?

Speaker 9 (31:37):
Have you ever tried out for American Idol?

Speaker 10 (31:40):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (31:41):
I have?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
Turn sorry I jumped in.

Speaker 12 (31:50):
Okay, Nate your question?

Speaker 11 (31:51):
What was the song.

Speaker 37 (31:56):
Someone Like You by a Doubt?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (32:01):
Based on that one's scary.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Did you make it to Hollywood?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
No?

Speaker 43 (32:05):
No, it's really hard.

Speaker 37 (32:08):
It's a lot harder than the way you think. I mean,
like you have to go to in front of producers first,
and then there's a couple of rounds before that before
you even meet the real judges.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
All right, well, can we just pause the action getting
to know Shelby by the way, diamond, fabulous diamond, Diamond
gets the Blue Ribbon today, fabulous person to get to Yes,
all right. So based on your last answer was no,
I didn't make it to Hollywood? Have you ever been
to Hollywood, California?

Speaker 21 (32:31):
No?

Speaker 25 (32:32):
I wish?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
All right, Gandhi, Oh.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Another question, Okay, when you encounter a kid who maybe.

Speaker 12 (32:38):
Is no, no, no, no, it has to be based
on her answer.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh, based on the answer, So if you're gonna ask
about a kid in Hollywood, California. That's that's totally fun.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
If you had to meet a child actor. Now, all right,
if you could do anything in Hollywood, what would that
activity be.

Speaker 37 (32:54):
I would love to sing in front of a bunch
of people.

Speaker 12 (32:59):
Just did, by the way, by ten million people.

Speaker 21 (33:01):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
You just had a bigger audience here than you ever read.
All right, Froggy. Based on that, what's your question?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
What is your favorite song to sing in front of
a lot of people?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
The Hello song?

Speaker 37 (33:14):
Your future husband? Meghan Trainer?

Speaker 20 (33:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Okay, Danielle, I don't know whose turn is it? Yes, Danielle,
what's your question based on that?

Speaker 9 (33:23):
Okay?

Speaker 26 (33:23):
So other than Meghan Trainer, what are some of your
other musical influences?

Speaker 37 (33:28):
The Jonahs brother.

Speaker 15 (33:29):
Oh my god, all right, I like it, Nate, Okay,
question do you see the Jonahs Brothers or a Meghan
Trainer when you go to karaoke nights?

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Yes?

Speaker 20 (33:38):
Absolutely, I go to all right, scary.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
I hope you can base it on that, but let's
try to switch it on thew So, uh what during
those karaoke nights?

Speaker 27 (33:48):
Has there ever been a drunken night where you embarrassed
yourself and if so, what was the experience, Like.

Speaker 37 (33:55):
Uh, never really drunken because I try to stay relatively
sober and I'm going to perform. But there's a couple
of times where I did mess up and then I
kind of like make a weird face on stage and
then I just kind of go through with it anyway.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Okay, so I have to base my question on that,
but I want to switch it up. I'm getting I'm
getting kind of bored. I get it, but I want
to know more about Shelby. Okay, So the last thing
she says was I don't really get drunk, but I'd
have messed it up and made a face. What was
it about making a face?

Speaker 37 (34:26):
I make weird faces all the time, like my face question,
do you.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Make weird faces in the throes of passion?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, the answer was yes. Okay, Okay, so Gandhi Ganci.
I kind of switched it up.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
Topic. Then what is your love life?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Like?

Speaker 7 (34:45):
Are we married, single, dating anybody? What's going on?

Speaker 37 (34:48):
Well, I've been going out with the same person for
almost eight years now, and I'm like trying to hint
it to him, like.

Speaker 16 (34:55):
Let's go, let's go, let's get on this roller coaster.

Speaker 37 (34:57):
Like's wears the ring?

Speaker 11 (35:00):
Come on, all right, Froggy.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
By the way, if you're turning us on, we're getting
to know Shelby. Each answer from every question has to
prompt another question. Froggy, what's your next question?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
How much more time are you willing to give this
guy before you told the.

Speaker 34 (35:14):
Question?

Speaker 37 (35:17):
Good question? I would say maybe ten years.

Speaker 38 (35:20):
Is the limit?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (35:21):
And wait how many years?

Speaker 7 (35:22):
Has there been?

Speaker 20 (35:24):
Almost?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Eight? Yeah? All right, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (35:26):
Based on that, go have you already picked out the
type of ring that you want? Does he know?

Speaker 17 (35:33):
And I've shown him and I was like, this is it,
this is the one.

Speaker 37 (35:35):
You're easy peasy, like. All you need to do is
like come on, hurry up.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
All right, So, Nate, she's chosen a ring. She's waiting
waiting for the ring to be purchased. What is your
question for Shelby.

Speaker 10 (35:44):
I'm really trying to change this up.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
How big is the ring gonna be?

Speaker 16 (35:48):
What the ring at least a carrot?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (35:54):
He asked about the size of the wrong thing.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, well see that's why I prompted a size question. Okay,
let me let me follow up. So your answer was
at least a carrot? My question is other than carrots.
What's your favorite vegetable?

Speaker 37 (36:10):
This is one of your favorites, corn on the cob.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
But that's not a vegetable.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Shut up.

Speaker 27 (36:17):
I know.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
If you don't like Danielle and dentist stunt, you shut up.
It's my vegetable. I based on that she likes corn
on the cob. And then we go to Gandhi. One
more round, one more round as we get to know Shelby.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Okay, if that's your favorite vegetable. What is your favorite
other type of food? If you can eat at any restaurant?

Speaker 7 (36:36):
Where are we going?

Speaker 28 (36:37):
Oh?

Speaker 37 (36:37):
Italian?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
M froggy okay, so of Italian.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
So if this guy doesn't work out, do you have
a new brasole picked out?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yes, someone who.

Speaker 37 (36:52):
Can cook me Italian food every day.

Speaker 43 (36:54):
That's what I need.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Okay, all right, we're onto something something Danielle question.

Speaker 26 (36:59):
We're talking about south age and do you prefer a
big brajol or a smaller bjol?

Speaker 17 (37:06):
You know you gotta go big.

Speaker 10 (37:07):
Okay to go home?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
All right?

Speaker 12 (37:12):
She likes her bjol.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
And by the way, if you don't know what jeol is,
go look that up. Of course, sausage, sausage.

Speaker 10 (37:18):
What's your question, well, how.

Speaker 12 (37:19):
Large is your significant others Braco I got. Everybody was thinking, Okay,
you don't have to answer that, Shelby, but.

Speaker 21 (37:27):
He did ask I don't know how to.

Speaker 34 (37:31):
You don't have to I think she already did. She said,
go big or go home?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Well, okay, all right, and finally, scary, what's your last question?

Speaker 10 (37:40):
We're on the no answer she said.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Her answer was I don't think I want to answer
or I don't know how to answer. That question was answered, well.

Speaker 27 (37:49):
If this guy doesn't propose, are you thinking of dumping
this brajeole for another b She.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Already said, we already answered that. This is scary.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Come on, come on, well, okay, how many brushols have
you been.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
To know you?

Speaker 10 (38:13):
How many different Brusheles have you sampled?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Ok, guys, let's do you know what, Shelby.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
We did.

Speaker 23 (38:20):
We did.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
We did learn a lot about you today, Shelby, and
we also learned a lot about each other. Away.

Speaker 12 (38:33):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Hey, look, I
hope you have a great day with the fifth graders.
Thanks for letting us get to know you.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
That was a lot of fun.

Speaker 37 (38:43):
Yeah, thank you so so much.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
This was the best day of my life ours. Have
a great day, Shelby, and and have fun at school today.
And thanks for being an educator. We love that you
know that.

Speaker 37 (38:53):
Yes, yes, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
It's a pleasure.

Speaker 10 (38:56):
Love you too.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
And there you go, getting to know you. It's so
important to get to know people. And if you're interviewing people,
just based your question off what they just told you.
That's all.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
What's up? Hi?

Speaker 44 (39:09):
I'm Sam Smith.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
With Elvis Durant on the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Elvis duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Uh so, did you guys read about the guy from
New York went on a first date and afterward, after
the first date, the guy he went out with asked
him to turn on his read receipts for his texts.
Of course, that's that lets him know when you read
their text, right Yeah, which I thought was like, uh
really that's extra creepy. No, well see, even if I'm

(39:40):
dating you for a year, if you asked me to
turn on my read receipts, I know why? Why do
you need to know if I read your text?

Speaker 7 (39:49):
So that they can get angry at you when you
don't respond?

Speaker 9 (39:51):
Yeah? See how fast you respond?

Speaker 7 (39:53):
Are you paying attention to me?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
That's what that is yeah, right, I want to people
who want to be able to see if you've read
their text and not respond.

Speaker 12 (40:02):
That's the thing I so on online. It was like
a huge firestorm.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
Yeah, because it's creepy.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Well, some people were saying it's not creepy. They think
it's a great idea. No, I think after one date
it's not a good ida.

Speaker 9 (40:12):
It's not a good idea ever. Why do you need
to know?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I mean, Danielle, you know what Gandhi does. She turns
on her read receipts so they know she read their text,
and then she purposefully does not get back to them.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
That is my response.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
I could see that, yes, so I only use them
to be passive aggressive and then also to let my
sister know the same thing, I've read your text, I'm
not writing.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
Back to you.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Kind of puts you in control because then they know, like, hey,
she saw it, so I'll guess she'll get back to
him whenever she's ready.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
So, Gandhi, your sister's the only person who you have
read receipt on that's it.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
And then the people who I want to know I'm
not writing back to them.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yes, that's it, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (40:44):
No, I don't have it on for you.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I don't turn mine on for anyway. How about your scheduling, Froggy, Nope, there's.

Speaker 26 (40:50):
No need because a lot of times my phone is
not there for sometimes a couple of hours, and people.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
Are, well, you didn't see my text?

Speaker 34 (40:58):
Do you have a fitbit on your arm? That's what
I called.

Speaker 9 (41:00):
I go, but I don't have the phone around me
and I can't.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
Sorry, And also I don't have to write back to
you right away. You're allowed to think and breathe and
go do something.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Look, you know we're all glued to the phones. The
phones are in our faces, you know, so many hours
every day. I get that, and I understand it, but
I think we have totally lost touch with how we are.
We are roped to other people. Yeah, yeah, And you know,
if a text comes in, they expect you to text
back immediately, and if you don't, there's a problem, right Like,

(41:28):
it's a conversation I must have with you. Basically, what
you're saying is I'm I'm gonna have a conversation with
you right now, and you're gonna have a conversation with me.
It doesn't matter what you're doing, You're gonna have a
conversation with me because I want to have one with you.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
I hate that and we have totally forgotten that that's
what it's become. Yeah, Frogy, my dad is like that.
My dad is the biggest defender. He'll text me.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
And when I'm with my parents, they see I have
my phone in my hand and I'm answering people, so
my dad will text me something and if I don't
answer him back in the first five minutes, you always
got your phone in your hand when you're with me,
I know you're ignoring me, and I'm like, no, I'm
not ignoring you. I didn't see your text. Like maybe
I really truthfully did not say that. I don't have
to answer.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
How about this one. I did see your text, but
I'm not really ready to have a conversation with you
right now. And you know, if you put me in
a place where I have to say that to you, sorry,
I'm sorry if I've offended you. But you know what
solves that, it's your fault.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
What your read receipt It says all of that.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
I read it.

Speaker 7 (42:16):
I'll get back to you when.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I just in a text read receipts show what time
I didn't give a crap exactly.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
At one six, I decided this wasn't important.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
It's true, and if you see three dots doesn't always
mean it could mean I started to send you a text,
and I decided not to calm down anyway, let me alone.
You know another thing happened to me yesterday. Okay, how
can we're not texting? That's one thing. Here's another one
that doesn't involve phones. When you meet someone and they
look at you, they look at you in there and go, hey,
do you remember me?

Speaker 15 (42:46):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (42:48):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (42:48):
And I will now always say I don't.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Even if I do, because that's something you never say
to someone, you don't you remember me? No, I don't.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
If you have to ask, the answer is probably not,
because if I remembered you, I'd be like, oh hey
you from wherever?

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (43:07):
Mad when you say no. But like you said, if
I remembered you, you'd.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Know someone did that to Danielle and I not long
ago to me too.

Speaker 25 (43:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
And then she kept going because we kept being like no,
and she's like, from this date at this time, you
don't remember ye.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I'm like, look, you can ask me all you want,
and that's okay, but I'm going to tell you the truth.
I don't know a lot of times I lie and
I go. Of course, don't stop doing it. I'm telling
you another thing about getting older. If you don't, you
just don't care.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
You sell.

Speaker 26 (43:33):
Like Lisa Froggy's wife, she tells me one day, Danielle,
when you get to be a certain age, you're not
going to give a crap.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
So my question is why why wait? Why wait until
your certain age to do it?

Speaker 18 (43:41):
Now?

Speaker 12 (43:42):
Yeah, now, live your life on your terms, by your rules.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Doesn't mean you're being mean. Yeah, But if someone comes
up and says, hey, do you remember me, I'm going
to tell you if I do, yeah, I met you Joe's.

Speaker 12 (43:53):
Party, and I'll give you as much as I know.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
That's nice.

Speaker 12 (43:56):
But if I don't know, I'm gonna say no, I don't.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
I think it's also easy when they say hey, you
remember me, to just be like, oh, hey, how are you?

Speaker 7 (44:02):
Don't answer the question yes, keep rolling through it anyway.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Look, I'm not trying to be a sure with you.
Just say, in life, these little things happen, don't let
them get to just move on.

Speaker 9 (44:13):
Especially in our job, we meet so many people all
the time.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
It's nice anyone and everyone listening goes to the same
thing they do.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
You remember my kids' names?

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Who are who are they are?

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Don't answer the phone? Elvis Duran? The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 12 (44:27):
Right, Garrett, what's it all about today?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
So Joe wants to play a phone tap on his
wife Alicia.

Speaker 44 (44:31):
Now there's been this house on their block that's been
up for sale for a few months, and they don't
understand why it's not selling. So I'm gonna call from
the real estate office to explain to them why the
house hasn't sold.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
See what happened to today's prone tap.

Speaker 44 (44:44):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Alicia.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Please Alicia speaking.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Hi.

Speaker 44 (44:49):
My name's Neil Patrick. I work over at Reality. I'm
not sure if you're aware, but we are currently selling
the house two doors away from you.

Speaker 45 (45:00):
Yeah, I'm aware.

Speaker 35 (45:01):
Okay.

Speaker 44 (45:03):
I got your number from one of your neighbors. A
few of the buyers seem to have seen you walk
around the neighborhood and they're kind of turned off by
your vulgarness. What are you talking about, Well, it seems
you like to spit around the neighborhood, and frankly, it's
not a big turn on for our clients to buy
the house, knowing that people just walk around and spit
where they like, and they're afraid it might be their

(45:25):
house that you spit on, or maybe their.

Speaker 38 (45:27):
Car or good is the most ridiculous thing I've ever
heard of my life.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Are you serious?

Speaker 31 (45:32):
Well, from spitting that you considered to be vulgar, it's
kind of well, their house, the ugly house, it's been
on the market for five years, isn't selling. No, you're
trying to find a escapegoat. Could take blame why you
can't sell the house to look into another profession.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Well maybe maybe you know what, haven't I say.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Hello?

Speaker 44 (45:57):
So they just want to give you some time to
cool down and maybe consider what I was offering.

Speaker 31 (46:00):
Not cool down, you're irritating the out of me. You're
a crazy psycho bitch.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
If you have a.

Speaker 44 (46:05):
Spinning problem, that's fine. But if you're gonna spit, shoot
it into a tissue what it.

Speaker 31 (46:11):
Is to spend wherever I want you. I'm not gonna
stop this because some crazy riddle to thinks I should. Well,
he can't sell a house because he's probably ugly. Oh,
he just doesn't have the skill set to sell a
damn house.

Speaker 44 (46:24):
All right, all right, so here's how old due. Uh,
we'll give it a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
We'll call back.

Speaker 44 (46:28):
She's probably gonna think it's me again, and picture button's
a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
All right?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Oh man, Hello, what's up?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
You will not believe what just happened.

Speaker 31 (46:41):
Do you know the house down the street that hasn't
sold in like five years?

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 31 (46:46):
You will not believe the real to have the audacity
to call me and tell me that the house doesn't
selling because I'm sitting in hacking all over the place.
You said, he's trying to blame me for his lack
of being able to sell that, that ugly ass hout.

(47:10):
I'm gonna stipit in his face.

Speaker 14 (47:12):
Well, I mean, you know, I can kind of see
what his pointed in a way.

Speaker 31 (47:16):
I mean the house is yeah, I mean you can
see what you mean by that.

Speaker 14 (47:20):
You can see what he.

Speaker 31 (47:21):
Wants because one thing, the realtor to stay some crazy ass,
and then the neighbors. But for you, because in it
you are out your mind? How much you don't even
come home to night, You're not sleeping in my bed.
Shop is closed.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Don't you come in?

Speaker 31 (47:35):
Don't you touch me?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Okay, get you to your head.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
You I love you, You know I love you.

Speaker 31 (47:41):
You don't know what love is that that don't come
home tonight?

Speaker 44 (47:45):
Shot coolo, Alicia, Alicia, My name is Garret from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Oh oh my god, my oh god, you.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Alicia?

Speaker 44 (48:04):
What do you want to say to your husband Joe?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 33 (48:12):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 24 (48:16):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Hey, where is Where's Producer Sam?

Speaker 7 (48:39):
I think she's in her little studio.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
We have a little bit of a debate, and I
think we can kind of maybe pop the top on
that if Producer Sam could. But let me go find
her home running.

Speaker 7 (48:48):
She's running there, she is.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
This is almost the same. Well, we've had this debate
on our show before, but now it's like a different
a different type of debate.

Speaker 12 (48:57):
So so you and mom went to the grocery store.

Speaker 45 (49:01):
We went to a store to buy pots and pans.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Okay, oh okay, that's right. You went pots and pan shopping.

Speaker 46 (49:07):
Okay, so p store and my mom gifted me a
beautiful set. It was actually pretty expensive. And when we
got to the car and she was going through the receipt,
she saw they did not ring up the pots and
pants at all.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
How many pieces in this set?

Speaker 34 (49:21):
Well, this was an eleven piece.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Set and a retail actual retail price.

Speaker 34 (49:25):
Got three hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
So you got to the car and looked at the
receipt and realized that the person did not ring up
the three hundred dollars pot pan and pot set, pound, pond, pant.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
P p pots and pants pot pan.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
And the thing is is, while you guys were at
the cash register, the whoever was ringing you up said
something about how life just isn't great right now.

Speaker 46 (49:46):
Well, we had a very nervous cashier and she clearly
objectively was just not good at her job, like we
had a lot of problems.

Speaker 45 (49:52):
And she was vocalizing to us, Oh sorry.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I'm not really you know, right, Okay, Okay, So they
get up to the car, they look at their seat
and they realized that this three hundred dollars pots and
pans set is not even on the receipt. They didn't
pay a penny for it. Nopes, all right, So the
question is do you run inside, have them scan it,
and then you pay for it, or do you put

(50:18):
the car into drive and drive away. So your idea
was to do what I panicked.

Speaker 34 (50:22):
I wanted to go in and pay for it immediately.

Speaker 46 (50:25):
And then my mom said that we might be getting
this girl in trouble because she didn't ring us up
and we were probably gonna have to go to customer service,
not her.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, the name of the story is not bed, bath
and be gone. I don't know what the name of
the place was. But okay, so we have several opinions
going on around here. I just I can't believe that because,
and as you will feel about your opinion, your opinion
is the only way you should reach. Oh yeah, let
me go talk to Chaz, who's very adamant about how

(50:59):
he's feeling.

Speaker 12 (51:00):
Chaz, thanks for listening, by the way.

Speaker 30 (51:02):
Good morning, I love your show.

Speaker 12 (51:04):
Oh, thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Now, so what's on your mind as far as uh, well,
I'm not going to give my opinion, but as far
as Sam and her mom stealing the pots and pants, say,
go right, don't I don't want to weigh it, well,
go ahead.

Speaker 30 (51:18):
In my opinion, it is totally stealing because whenever you
go shopping, whether it's grocery, clothes, whatever, you kind of
have a running total in your mind how much you
should spend. So there's a difference between like maybe a
thirty cent gap and a three hundred dollars gap and
what you should have had to pay. So at that time,
it's really it really becomes stealing because you kind of

(51:40):
knew what you should have spent.

Speaker 46 (51:42):
Hold on, now, Chaz is saying, we knew we walked
out with the improper price, and that's just not true.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
That's different.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
But you didn't drive away. You were in the parking
lot and you right, But.

Speaker 34 (51:50):
It's not like we wrung up and we're like quick, go,
go go.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I have questions, Well, you're about to quick drive, drive drive,
but we.

Speaker 45 (51:55):
Did not realize the price gap and when we were
bringing wrung up for sure.

Speaker 30 (51:59):
But if you're at the registering, she says, well, you're
totally eleven hundred dollars. Then it had been like fourteen hundred.
A light bulb sitt went off.

Speaker 34 (52:07):
Didn't register that.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
I gotta be honest, my light bulb would not have
registered either, Chazz. But because I'm just I don't pay
attention to life. What gag?

Speaker 34 (52:15):
What's your name? Conn Dandi?

Speaker 28 (52:16):
This is me.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
I was thinking the same thing as Chaz. What other
stuff did you buy? What was the total when you
walked out?

Speaker 45 (52:22):
I don't know what the total was? But mom went
shopping for her house as well.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
So Chaz has he has officially posted his opinion. You
would have been Steve when had you not gone back?
All right, By the way, we still don't know what
you did. Don't tell me, all right, Thank you, Chaz,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 30 (52:38):
Thanks, thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Let me go talk to Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte, Charlotte shar Hi, Charlotte,
welcome to the show. How you do It?

Speaker 16 (52:46):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Are you doing well? So you used to work at
you work it at pet Smart? Are you used to? Right?

Speaker 31 (52:53):
Yeah? You used to?

Speaker 6 (52:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:54):
And this actually happened to a friend of yours who
was at the cash register. Tell us what happened.

Speaker 16 (53:00):
Yeah, I sat was working at the cash register next
to him, and he was ringing up someone who bought
like a lot of pet food whatever, And there was
a case of dog food underneath the cart that he
didn't see. It was like twelve cans of like the
yellow purina stuff. And the customer walked out and almost
immediately came back.

Speaker 38 (53:15):
In and like the manager was right there and told him, oh,
you know, he forgot to bring up the can.

Speaker 16 (53:19):
So it was like a big deal, like they run
up the cans. He paid for it, no problem, But
then my friend got written up over it.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
See that's stupid, that's silly. Look, I know, I'm sure
they tell you, Charlotte, hey, make sure you take a
look down at the bottom rack of the basket.

Speaker 16 (53:33):
Right, yeah, they absolutely do. But I mean it was
less than it was like what less than twelve dollars,
I mean yeah, to get.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
In renting up. I mean you know I actually went
to a grocery store once and they actually had a
camera down there, like just like Wendy Williams shoe can.
All right, So so you're saying that when you do
go back and do the honest things, sometimes that employee
can get written up.

Speaker 16 (53:57):
Yeah, And I mean it's that past year already felt
like she was a shaky ground. I mean, my friend
wasn't well liked where we worked, and I think that
was part of the reason he probably got recommended the
way that he did. So, I mean, the cashier is
already he's telling me that they don't feel well about
the situation. I wouldn't them under the back.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 26 (54:15):
I don't see why you can't just go in and
repurchase it, like exactly the cashier, Hey, I forgot to
buy this.

Speaker 9 (54:21):
I want to purchase it and just park.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Well, if managers watching they see it happen, I don't know.
I hate to hear that. Hello, Anna, how are you hi? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (54:29):
So your opinion is this?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Which?

Speaker 10 (54:31):
What do you think?

Speaker 21 (54:33):
What?

Speaker 38 (54:33):
That's hood?

Speaker 20 (54:34):
They gave us to hus especially the departments didn't pay
for that.

Speaker 21 (54:38):
They wrack up. The price is so high.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
All the time.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Oh No, I love.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
The way hold on, Anna, and I love that you
listen to us, and I do appreciate it. But you
are just so awful about.

Speaker 20 (54:58):
I wouldn't even calm one hundred percent. You don't need
people good and everything else, but that girl's gonna lose
your job.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
And I had pots and pans coming to me.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
So you believe, you believe that it is karma, but
it's bad. But the store has bad karma. Because they
charge you so much money, so it's good for people
to take free stuff.

Speaker 42 (55:16):
Every once in a while, actually take it out of
the intensly they had they had in the car.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Oh my god, Anna, Oh you frighten me. I love you,
I love you, but thanks for listening, and I don't.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Know love you.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Anna.

Speaker 9 (55:33):
Normally I would agree with Anna.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Okay, So Daniel, how do you feel about it? Because
you're you're sort of famous on the show for stealing things.

Speaker 9 (55:40):
Yes, so normally I would agree with Anna.

Speaker 26 (55:43):
But to me, it's a very high priced item. So
if it's fifty dollars, they're under I would have said.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 10 (55:52):
Cut off for steeling gifts.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Really, it's still stealing.

Speaker 7 (55:56):
No, it's not stealing.

Speaker 9 (55:58):
Yes, it is stealing because I didn't deliberately walk out
of the.

Speaker 12 (56:03):
Store with it, Daniel.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Daniel, you're in the parking lot and you see that
you have a three hundred dollars box at Pots and
Pans you didn't pay for it, or a forty nine
dollars pan. Let's say you're not going to go in
and pay for it. You're in the parking lot, you
haven't driven away.

Speaker 27 (56:19):
Oh you know what sucks? This woman is in a
bad place, no matter what, because she would have going
back in. I think would have saved the woman's job,
because if you think about it, that's short.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
That's gonna come up three hundred dollars short.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
No, no, no, According to that register, those pots and
pans never walked past that threshold.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Say, camera somewhere is going to pick that up.

Speaker 9 (56:42):
Maybe not, maybe not.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
The manager could be in trouble. You know what, what's up, Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (56:47):
This exact same thing happened with my mom and I
over sixteen dollars, and we got out of the car and.

Speaker 7 (56:52):
Walked back in and paid the sixteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Good.

Speaker 8 (56:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:54):
My mom was like, nope, this isn't happening.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Let's go.

Speaker 9 (56:56):
Are such a good person she is, I'll tell you.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
I think the lower price would have been easier.

Speaker 46 (57:03):
Way, guys, I think a lower price would have been
easier because my mom wouldn't have had as much fear
for that girl's job. I think something about the price
point equally freaked my mom out.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
I'm not buying the fear for the job.

Speaker 18 (57:14):
No, no, you don't have to.

Speaker 7 (57:16):
My mom's a great person.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Such a little effort to walk back in and pay
for it. All right, Well, now we don't know what
they did. So so you and your mom went shopping,
got out to the car and realized while looking at
the receipt there was a three hundred dollars pots and
pans set missing off the receipt. Your mother said we
should We shouldn't take it in and it'll get her fired.

(57:39):
You said we should take it in. What did you do?

Speaker 34 (57:41):
She made me go into the store, get the employee,
bring her to the.

Speaker 46 (57:44):
Car, and have her bring us to a secret register
so she wouldn't get in trouble and bring up the pants.

Speaker 45 (57:53):
Its way over to It was extra, Michelle is extra,
but that was okay, there.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
You go, all right, so we all agree you did
the right thing preserve her job.

Speaker 45 (58:03):
At the same time you paid yes, and Mom felt
like double o seven.

Speaker 9 (58:08):
That's an expensive thing.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
It was so funny we found a secret register.

Speaker 7 (58:11):
Now where was it was just the customer service one.

Speaker 34 (58:14):
No one was using.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Okay, come on, you're all good, We're good, and I'm not.

Speaker 45 (58:18):
I'm not cooking on cursed potware.

Speaker 10 (58:20):
That was my right would worry about.

Speaker 45 (58:23):
I'm going to get food poisoning from the universe.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Every dish you would have made it. Those pots of
paths would.

Speaker 7 (58:27):
Have been cursed exactly, house fire or something like.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Oh my god, my bash and mouse house is curdling.
I well, thank you, thank you, and thank your mom
for doing the right thing.

Speaker 34 (58:37):
Thanks for the pots.

Speaker 17 (58:38):
Mom.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
All right, there you go, and I'm glad that Daniel's
got to cut off of forty nine dollars.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Friday.

Speaker 26 (58:45):
I don't believe for one minute you would return everything.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Oh absolutely, I would be worried about Carmen. I would
think those pot that was going to burn my house down,
because I'll tell you we.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Were at the home depot and uh, we bought that.
We couldn't get this this I think I told this story.
Watch we couldn't get this screw driver set to a
scan and finally Alex said, okay, there it goes. So okay,
got it, paid for it, got out to the car.
It was on the self checkout and it wasn't on
the thing. I said, we gotta go back in and
pay it, and he said, nah, we'll come back later.

Speaker 28 (59:14):
Did you come back.

Speaker 10 (59:15):
No, it hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Still to the state, it bothers me.

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(01:00:19):
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Speaker 7 (01:00:22):
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Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
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on pizza. We'll never agree. I want to hear yours.

Speaker 12 (01:00:30):
What stupid reason are you leaving you?

Speaker 21 (01:00:32):
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Speaker 37 (01:00:48):
How are you?

Speaker 31 (01:00:49):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
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Speaker 44 (01:00:51):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Where are you driving?

Speaker 42 (01:00:52):
I am driving on North Kendall Drive And man, I
would say driving, but I'm not moving.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah, yeah, you're You're sitting on North Kendle Drive. We've
all sattled North Kendle Drive from time to time. Hey, listen,
I love this hashtag I'm leaving you because.

Speaker 43 (01:01:08):
What I can see your food while you're chewing.

Speaker 9 (01:01:12):
Oh scary.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Here we have one of those in here.

Speaker 12 (01:01:15):
So have you already done this or you're in the
process or thinking about doing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
It with someone?

Speaker 23 (01:01:19):
Oh?

Speaker 42 (01:01:19):
No, oh no. I did it, And it actually was
so mortifying because we were sitting at dinner and he
was eating. He was across from me and he was
eating something crunchy. But you can hear him inhales, like
while he is chewing, inhaling.

Speaker 23 (01:01:36):
Yeah, it's like he can absorbing his food through his
I don't know, he's multitasking.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
He's breathing and chewing and digesting no, he was.

Speaker 42 (01:01:48):
Choking, like he would choke from time to time when
he would like he would just.

Speaker 20 (01:01:51):
Keep going like nothing him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
So do you think other than that he was a
great guy or it was like that was the final
straw goodbye?

Speaker 17 (01:01:59):
It was like a lot of stuff like that because
you would slurf.

Speaker 20 (01:02:02):
Also, and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
You need home training if you're going to date. You know,
all right, I'm with you, And thank you so much
for holding I hope you have a pleasant ride on
the North Kendle Do you think.

Speaker 37 (01:02:15):
I have a good one?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
You too? Bye? Bye?

Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
Something you should tell the person very clearly, like this
really upset me, so that maybe they can fix it
for the future, or you just ignore it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Get you jokingly sarcastically going, hey, dude, close your mouth
when you're yeah, I don't want to see what you're digesting.
Mine was. I went on a second date with this guy,
really really really sweetheart, nice, very good looking. He wore
hard soled shoes with white sweat socks.

Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
Oh and jeans, and that just put you over the edge.

Speaker 12 (01:02:43):
Yeah, he went and crossed his legs and I'm like.

Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
But what if that was your soulmate?

Speaker 10 (01:02:49):
I mean, I know I was, but what if doesn't matter?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
I can't do it some more online hashtag my dog
doesn't like you much and he's a great judge of
character huges hashtag I'm leaving you because you ate ice
cream out of the container with a fork.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Container.

Speaker 9 (01:03:06):
It's the fork part y.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Yeah, I know, something so silky.

Speaker 11 (01:03:09):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Is this Chino?

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Yes?

Speaker 31 (01:03:12):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Oh there's Chino. All right, Chino, I'm hashtag I'm leaving
you because why.

Speaker 47 (01:03:19):
You always poop when I shower?

Speaker 21 (01:03:24):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:03:25):
Is that like a fetish?

Speaker 42 (01:03:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:03:27):
Oh my god, No, every.

Speaker 47 (01:03:28):
Time I want a shower, they decided to have to
take a poop and it kills me. So then what
happens is I have to wait before I take my shower.
So certain days I'll actually go ahead take a shower,
and all of a sudden I smell something and I
know it's dump showering.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
You know, if you wait till after poops, then you
go in there there her charticles are still in.

Speaker 47 (01:03:53):
The air, and I'm either way I'm doing Yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Right, gino, do we all agree that's okay to reason
the break up?

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
Gino, you can spray that pops.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
That person should go to jail.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Have a nice daichino. Thanks for listening to us. Hey, well,
hold on, I have We have some interns here, Joe
and Hannah. Hello Hannah, we call her bangs, all right.
Hashtag I'm leaving you.

Speaker 13 (01:04:17):
Because Yeah, so I was dating this really hot guy
for like four months. He just posted so many pictures
of cats on Instagram and it was really upsetting.

Speaker 12 (01:04:29):
But at the end of the day, cats are nice.
They're nice furry pets.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
It's a lot of cats.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
It was a lot of cats. So, okay, you flicked
that flea gaby ye, all right, thank you. In turn, Hannah,
intern Joe come here. Hashtag I'm leaving you because.

Speaker 32 (01:04:45):
You end all of your texts with a period.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
What trong was using punctuations.

Speaker 32 (01:04:52):
It's too serious, it's too intense. Like when I ended
text I usually ended with like an lo o, l
a haaha and l m a oh, but no punctuation
because I.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Don't want to like, I'm not writing an email, you
know what I mean. Okay, so that was just too
too formal.

Speaker 32 (01:05:05):
I felt like I was in a job interview and
not talking to to somebody I'm like friendly with.

Speaker 9 (01:05:09):
Did you tell them that was the reason.

Speaker 12 (01:05:12):
No, No, now because you would appear shallow.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Yeah, I can't appear shallow. No, you can't, period. I'm
a deep guy, I know.

Speaker 21 (01:05:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
In Turns Show, Thank you, Hannah Stephanie Online twenty three
Hi Stephanie, Hi. Hashtag I'm leaving you because.

Speaker 20 (01:05:32):
Because three weeks after our first date, you were already
inviting me to move into your mother's house.

Speaker 14 (01:05:37):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no mov in
with Oh yes no.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
That was just too fast and with the wrong at
the wrong address. All right, so it's done. Thank you, Stephanie.
Whyse decision leading it? By the way?

Speaker 12 (01:05:52):
Uh in beautiful Waitego, Texas my home state. How you doing, Amy?

Speaker 35 (01:05:56):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
How are yelling?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
I want to hear it. Hashtag I'm leaving you because after.

Speaker 20 (01:06:02):
You kissed me, he said that was starting to taste
pretty good.

Speaker 12 (01:06:08):
Wait, hold on, I think it's kind of nice.

Speaker 38 (01:06:13):
Think it, but don't say it.

Speaker 12 (01:06:15):
I'm all right, So it's gone. That's over right.

Speaker 36 (01:06:21):
Yeah, that didn't last long. He was a nice guy,
but I just get that that just ended it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I was just getting ready to eat you almost goodbye.
We don't need it, Amy, Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
I someone one time because every time we were in
the car and a slow R and B song would
come on, he would turn it down and sing at
the top of his lungs, like real sing.

Speaker 7 (01:06:39):
But try to look me in the eye.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
He thought he was.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
While he was driving. All I wanted to do was
tuck and roll like this is god awful.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Okay, stop, you left him? Goodbye?

Speaker 26 (01:06:48):
You remember mine because you wouldn't go bowling with me
because you were afraid you were going to chip your
clear nail polish, he.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Expired. Yeah, scary. This is for a friend of mine.

Speaker 27 (01:07:02):
Hashtag I'm leaving you because all you do is post
boomerangs and treadmill selfies.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Jerry, Jerry, you know I had dinner on Staten Island.
Have you been to Sophia's talk area over on Bay
Street yet? It's so good?

Speaker 21 (01:07:20):
Yes?

Speaker 33 (01:07:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (01:07:22):
First, before I say, hold, are you calling from underwater?

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Your phone messed up? Okay, go ahead, this is I
just wanted to say.

Speaker 21 (01:07:30):
I'm such a huge fan. I love you guys. I've
been listening to you guys for years. It's my first
time actually getting through.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
I love you guys, well, love you, Jerry. You know what,
never too late to get through all right, so hashtag
I'm leaving you because.

Speaker 21 (01:07:43):
Her snoring will scare me from my sleep, Like she
woke me up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I mean, like what kind of can you describe? What
kind of snoring it was? It was so scary, it was.

Speaker 21 (01:07:53):
It was kind of siey because it was like I'm
not drinking back, you know, back home, and one night,
you know, it was just like nothing crazy happened, of course,
just you know, she was she was really nice, but
it's like she was choking in her sleep and I
was just like, oh my god, Like I woke up scared, like, oh,
are you okay. She's like, uh, yeah, I'm sleeping.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
You know, she should report her sleep at yes, she should.

Speaker 10 (01:08:13):
Yeah, you know what it was.

Speaker 21 (01:08:14):
It was it was so oh my god, if you
hear this, noy. It was like, I mean, I feel bad,
Let me hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Let me hear it. Give me what did it sound like?

Speaker 21 (01:08:23):
It was more like a.

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
Possession.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I don't need possession.

Speaker 26 (01:08:30):
My husband hasn't left me because I like swallowed the
room like in the middle of.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
The night with you. You'll hear this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
You'll hear this.

Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
No, Yeah, I'm so bad. I did the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Here's the thing, Jerry, it's a hard more.

Speaker 21 (01:08:46):
One more thing too, because then her thing was also
like the very first date we went on, she kind
of burnt in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Oh my god, you know yeah, I think we have
a winner here, Thank you very much. Oh my god, God,
don't you don't want to be sleeping with someone who
sounds like they're on their last breath?

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
That's me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
It's a turn off unless you're into that. Well, finally
we talked to Amber. Hey, Amber, Hey, where are you
calling from.

Speaker 20 (01:09:14):
I'm from Kansas.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Oh what town do you live in?

Speaker 20 (01:09:18):
Hayes, the very tiny town and very western part of Kansas.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
You know what, you know what, I live in the
biggest city in America. I would trade everything to be
living in your town right now. Wouldn't be greatly. I'll
trade you. You can have it.

Speaker 20 (01:09:33):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Sounds like you'ine it's mine. But you know so, Amber
a hashtag I'm leaving you because I left.

Speaker 20 (01:09:42):
My ex because he thought my best girlfriend was a
guy due to her profile picture on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Oh so it was a little confusing.

Speaker 20 (01:09:53):
I know, she was just very She's a very beautiful girl.
And the fact that she she had a profile picture
with her boyfriend. He automatically assumed that it was.

Speaker 38 (01:10:05):
Him and not her.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
And yet, you know, people should ask questions before they
start accusing.

Speaker 12 (01:10:13):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 20 (01:10:13):
You would think so. Yeah, So I ended it right
then and there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
You know what someone would say, Oh, well, really you
could look past that. No, if I if I have
a problem with you, if I have a problem there, sweetie,
I got to head out. Good going, he thank you
for listening to us. Have a great day.

Speaker 20 (01:10:29):
Thank you too.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Take care.

Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
Wow, these are all making me very happy, these reasons.
The poops a shower was just too much.

Speaker 9 (01:10:38):
Imagine you're showering on your No, I am not kidding.

Speaker 7 (01:10:42):
I would call the cops on that person.

Speaker 12 (01:10:43):
You do not poop anywhere near me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Alex likes to poop. The door open but shut the.

Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
Smell that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Hello, Hello, Elvis ran in the morning show. I'm strand
in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
What was I reading in the headline yesterday? I'm going
to ugandhi because you're like me, You're all over the
place reading stories about always sleep with your door closed?
What did you read the story?

Speaker 7 (01:11:21):
I did read this story?

Speaker 47 (01:11:22):
What was it?

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
Apparently sleeping with your door closed is a way to
protect yourself in all kinds of scenarios, but specifically in
case there.

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
Is a fire. Apparently, if you sleep with your.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
Door shut, your chances of survival go through the roof
versus leaving that door open, not just from the fire itself,
but from small smoke being able.

Speaker 7 (01:11:39):
To come into your room and incapacitate you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
What story was this?

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
What was this?

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
This was actually from BuzzFeed. It was sixteen tips that
can save your life.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 26 (01:11:48):
Now, if there's an axe murderer trying to get in,
keeping the door closed and nothing right through that thing
with the act.

Speaker 6 (01:11:53):
Yeah, but at least you would hear the axe as
opposed them just walking in and chopping off your headsheet.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Close your door, close your door. Okay, sixteen ways to
say your life.

Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
Yeah, okay, I won't read through all of them, but
i'll give you some good ones.

Speaker 34 (01:12:03):
I don't care, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
So, if your car's accelerator, pedal get stuck, or something
else is causing unintended acceleration, a lot of people keep
trying to, you know, hit the break or do whatever.
Apparently you just put your car in neutral, and that's
supposed to be a way to help you slow down.

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
Safely go home.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Yeah, you got fast.

Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
If you're ever being attacked or taken against your will,
remember to scratch the crap out of whomever is getting you.
Not only do you leave marks on them, but then
you have DNA under your fingernails later.

Speaker 12 (01:12:29):
Nate, Hey, wait, I'm sorry. I just said that without thinking.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
Sleep with your door closed. We just talked about that one.

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
Remember that a wagging tail on a dog does not
always mean that dog is friendly and wants to be touched.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
We know that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
So just because you think it's happy, it might not be.
And the event that you need to break a car
door window, do not smash it in the dead center.
It's a lot harder to break in the center than
it is on the sides. They say tempered glass is
weaker on the sides, aim for the sides.

Speaker 7 (01:12:55):
If you have to get out. Flammable and inflammable apparently
mean the same thing. I never knew that. Okay, yeah,
I was that inflammable event. It's not going to go
up in flames, but these people are saying it does.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Remember the next time you're lighting up your crack breaight exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
If you get lost in the woods, stay where you
are the chances of finding a way out on your
own are pretty slim, and you're creating a larger search
area for people to try and come find you.

Speaker 12 (01:13:21):
Have you ever been lost in the woods.

Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
I have, yes, and it's terrifying.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
It's like how did I get here? And then you know,
they say, go to the water and follow the water.
What if there's no water, where do I go?

Speaker 7 (01:13:29):
They say, just stay put.

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
Most drunk driving deaths occur on Saturday night between midnight
and three am, So if you can avoid roads during
these times, do that. If you are near the ocean
and the water suddenly disappears or recedes unexpectedly, get out
out of high We saw that in the tsunami back
in early two thousands because a lot of people saw
that water receid and went to the water to say, oh,

(01:13:51):
what's going on, what's happening, and then that big wave
came faster.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
A former nine one one operator said, do not feel
bad about calling nine one one. If it's not an emergency,
they'll tell you to call non emergency. But a lot
of times an emergency is something that could potentially happen
and they need to know, so call if you see
something that's scaring you. Chemical burns are not like fire
or heat. A lot of times you won't immediately feel
the reflex action of pain, but your skin can get

(01:14:16):
severely burned. So pay attention to the chemical. If you've
spilled something on yourself, and not always do you use water.

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
To get it off, sometimes that could make it worse.
Number twelve.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
If you're scuba diving and you're going to vomit, do
not take your mask off to vomit. Oh really, they
say vomit right into the regulator because apparently it will
get sucked out. But your natural instinct if you vomit
is to take a deep breath. And if you throw
u underwater, then try to take a deep breath. You
know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 12 (01:14:43):
Danielle no vomiting scuba diving.

Speaker 26 (01:14:46):
I cannot vomit inside my mask.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
Purple flags at the beach, do you guys know what
that means? It means dangerous wildlife in the area. A
lot of people just look for the red flags, but
purple flags also mean watch out, jellyfish, all kinds of
things that could get if you get trapped on thin
ice and you're worried that it's going to crack.

Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
They say. The thing to do is lie down and
crawl on your stomach.

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
Instead of trying to take those steps because it's more
pressurized in one area.

Speaker 26 (01:15:16):
You're spreading out to wait right, Bear Grills taught me
that in one of those shows he.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
Was onto something fellas. You need to check your nuts
at least once a week, they say. Don't be afraid
to go to the doctor if you notice something different.
A lot of guys get hesitant, don't want to do it,
but it's very important central to saving your life.

Speaker 12 (01:15:33):
If you don't want to, I'll do it for you.

Speaker 9 (01:15:35):
Line up, everyone, lineup.

Speaker 7 (01:15:37):
Check this one. We all know this because we live
in New York City.

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
But if you're on or close to train rails, trains
move a whole lot faster than you think they do.
You don't have time to get out of the way
like you might assume. Just don't approach them, they say.
And the last one, if you can learn to give
yourself the Heimlich maneuver, absolutely everybody, go and learn how
to do it, because so many times people choke and
they're alone, and what do you do figure out the
Heimlike maneuver.

Speaker 7 (01:16:01):
Those are your things.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
God, I wouldn't know how to do that chair bill.
I'm always bending over a chair. Anyway, this has been
the This has been the worst conversation ever.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
She has been spitting out phone taps left and right,
a factory of taps.

Speaker 10 (01:16:22):
What do you have today, DANIELLEL right, this comes to
us from Gasperst.

Speaker 26 (01:16:25):
He says, all right, my wife's been fighting with a
collecting agency about a bill from a major department store.
She's never received the bill because it was mailed to
the wrong address. But now the bill has tripled. So
you need to call her and you need to tell her. Look,
you gotta pay or else.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
So that's what we did, all right, So you are
the collection agency?

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Oh boy? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
So Danielle, I assume you're about to get under someone's
skin and make them very irritated. Let's listen into today's
phone tap.

Speaker 26 (01:16:52):
Hello, Hi, this is Denise calling from How are you today?
You still have a balance of two sixty eight thirty six.

Speaker 47 (01:17:01):
Yes.

Speaker 25 (01:17:01):
I was told to send in a letter to dispute it,
and I was waiting to care back.

Speaker 9 (01:17:06):
Yeah, they received a letter, but it didn't do anything,
so they want the money.

Speaker 35 (01:17:10):
Oh are you kidding me?

Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
Basically, it says here that you gave them the wrong address.
I mean, did you not know where you were living
at the time.

Speaker 25 (01:17:16):
I didn't give them the wrong address, first of all.

Speaker 9 (01:17:18):
Okay, help me.

Speaker 33 (01:17:19):
I don't know where I was living.

Speaker 25 (01:17:20):
I'm kind of customer service, you know. Can I speak
to a supervisor because that was a little.

Speaker 35 (01:17:24):
Rude of you.

Speaker 26 (01:17:25):
Okay, I apologize for being rude, but just bear with
me because the fact is is that you know, wait.

Speaker 25 (01:17:29):
You guys got to bear with me because they had
four ways of finding me.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
You wait a year to find me.

Speaker 9 (01:17:35):
Well, the fact of the matter is is that you
owed seventy eight dollars. You didn't pay it. You thought
you'd get away with it.

Speaker 25 (01:17:40):
Give me a supervisor because you're just very nasty and
I don't want to speak to you.

Speaker 9 (01:17:43):
To sixty eight thirty six is how much you out with.

Speaker 25 (01:17:46):
A supervisor on the phone right now?

Speaker 26 (01:17:48):
If you can afford to shop, Anton, I'm guessing you
can afford to sixty eight thirty six.

Speaker 25 (01:17:52):
All right, yeah, I'm listening to you right now. Okay,
bre put the supervisor on the phone. I'm not talking
about this anymore. Why because I'm at work and you're
just that I my job.

Speaker 26 (01:18:00):
I'm at work too, and you're jeopardizing mine by not
paying your bill.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
I don't want to talk to you anymore, ma'am. I'm
trying to make out of here.

Speaker 25 (01:18:08):
You're not trying nothing. Give me a supervisor right now.

Speaker 9 (01:18:10):
You have to wait a second. There are other phone calls.
You have to wait.

Speaker 25 (01:18:13):
Oh wait, as long as I'm not waiting speaking to
you and listening to you, that's fine.

Speaker 21 (01:18:17):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:18:17):
Wait, I am being nothing but nice to you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Get off the phone.

Speaker 9 (01:18:20):
I don't want to hear you, sweetie. I'm getting the
money no matter what.

Speaker 35 (01:18:23):
Yeah, not for me.

Speaker 25 (01:18:24):
Maybe you could go to Elminade on the corner, but
it's not coming from me.

Speaker 9 (01:18:27):
Is there a reason that you're that cheap that you
don't want?

Speaker 25 (01:18:30):
A reason that you're just so stupid? Because I have
explained this to you and other people at your stupid
job over and over.

Speaker 9 (01:18:36):
What if I got the payment cut in half? Would
you pay?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Then?

Speaker 25 (01:18:39):
I found the people that I spoke to originally, and
they're taking care of it.

Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
Okay, But ma'am, they're not on the case.

Speaker 25 (01:18:45):
I don't work here, so if you die, nobody else
could take this case over.

Speaker 9 (01:18:49):
Yes, if I drop dead, I'm taking the case with me.

Speaker 25 (01:18:52):
Oh good, all right, good, have fun and how wherever
you go? Because you're not getting it from me here
on earth, sase. I want to call you back when
I when I have a other people that could deal
with it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:01):
I can't let my job.

Speaker 25 (01:19:03):
You don't tell you anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:19:05):
You can't hang up the super Hello, all right, let's
call her back. It's all you here?

Speaker 25 (01:19:10):
Oh well, no, yeah, guess what what Between that work
and this dumb bitch called me from the collection agency,
I'm closing my marble.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
What happened?

Speaker 34 (01:19:24):
She called me again, the same lady from last time.

Speaker 25 (01:19:27):
Yeah, the es Denise. I didn't want to talk about it. Yeah,
at my job? Do you have I'm not paying She
still thinks I'm gonna pay. I told her she could
go scratch her ass because I'm not paying. I couldn't
straggle her if I having fun of me. The one
she's talking to me, Dad yelled at me. Tell me
that I gave them the wrong address on purpose. People
like me that don't pay my bill. I thought it

(01:19:47):
was a joke. I thought it was a joke, one
of those radio things.

Speaker 9 (01:19:51):
Hey, Roseanne, would you carefully put you on the radio?

Speaker 26 (01:19:56):
Roseanne, This is Daniel Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:19:59):
You got bone tapped.

Speaker 29 (01:20:00):
I can't believe this.

Speaker 25 (01:20:02):
How did you know about Denise? Because I did speak
to a.

Speaker 9 (01:20:05):
Denise because Gasper emailed us and gave us all the information.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
You listen to me when I go the Elvis Duran's
phone tap.

Speaker 33 (01:20:14):
This table was pre recorded with permission granted by.

Speaker 24 (01:20:16):
All participations the Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Show, I got someone red handed in the men's rone,
pretending to be washing their hands. But by the time
you wash them, it takes the same amount of time
to pretend. It makes no sense. I saw, I don't
even I don't know who it is. I don't he
put his he waved his hand under the thing to

(01:20:48):
make the water come out. Yeah, and then walked out,
thinking that people in the stalls would go, oh, that
guy with the red sneakers washed his hands.

Speaker 10 (01:21:00):
Discuss or maybe yellow handed?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
But why would you do? Why don't you just wash
your hands.

Speaker 11 (01:21:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
It takes more effort to fake it or just as
much effort than it does just to just do it.
And you really should wash your hands because you touched
things that you probably people.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
People are weird people. I don't know, people are so strange. Hey,
a question in the room while the song was on.
How many how many dinners must I buy you before you?
You know, oh, dinners?

Speaker 9 (01:21:32):
I wouldn't go by the like proper dinners.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Okay, so this is the question someone asked me, and
I'm like, well, I don't really think of it that way.
I think when we're both ready to go for it,
we'll go for it. It has nothing to do with
a number of dinners. But grub a pub County, Scary
and Froggy and Nate immediately had a number.

Speaker 7 (01:21:48):
I know, wait, how many how many dinners do you think?

Speaker 11 (01:21:51):
Time?

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Hold on, hold on, Scary. Number has evolved, by the way,
it has increased.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
One time Scary said it takes three dinners. And after
I buy you three dinners, you got to put out
and we we pushed him out a window.

Speaker 27 (01:22:03):
I just feel like, if I'm having four or five
dinners with you and and there's nothing going on, there's
no progression.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Then you're using me for dinner at that point. So
I feel like, then you know there has to be
a cutoff. I'm like, you're cut off.

Speaker 7 (01:22:14):
You think you know enough about somebody after three dinners.

Speaker 11 (01:22:17):
To just have something.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
Now it's five.

Speaker 10 (01:22:18):
Now he's got it. He said three, that he's up
to five. Scary says three is boobs, five is dinner.
I mean five is all?

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
O my god? So yeah, how many?

Speaker 9 (01:22:28):
So you're saying bobs out of dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
That sounds like you're saying, By the way, I don't
agree with any of this philosophy. I'm just kind of
kind of like hitting the ball around here. So the
question is how many dinners do I have to buy
you before you show me your boobs? That's what you're saying.
I would imagine that week, and you're saying it's five.

Speaker 10 (01:22:49):
Yes, Well, I just hear that no boobs is three,
is right.

Speaker 27 (01:22:52):
I just think that after several hours you spend with them,
you're spending like two, four, twelve hours, fourteen hours.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
If oh and Froggy you had an answer to though,
don't don't sit there and hide.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
I didn't disagree with scary. I think if you three
proper like ordering grub Hub at home doesn't count like
three proper dates. I think you know each other well enough.
Maybe you are at least allowed to, you know, touch
each other, touch each other.

Speaker 21 (01:23:17):
This is.

Speaker 10 (01:23:19):
And then five. I think you know this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
This conversation is creepy. If that's the case, creeping me out.

Speaker 6 (01:23:24):
These men owe you so much, asked because you for
us all then.

Speaker 11 (01:23:28):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
But I don't want any answer. Okay, you've been so
quiet there, Nate. It's three. That's the number. That's the
magic number. I listen.

Speaker 23 (01:23:38):
After three dinners, there's conversation happening, there's meals happening, there's
drinks happening. I think you've known this person long enough
to get a little cardinal, but.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
You need a carnal. Yeah, okay, you need to understand something.
In my opinion, I mean, I give my opinion. You
may think you know her well enough after three she
may know you well.

Speaker 10 (01:23:58):
What if she's given you three dates, it's obviously.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Doesn't mean she doesn't mean she wants to have sex
with you. Maybe she's she needs more three dates sex.
Let me finish. Stop it. Pull yourself together, your whores.

Speaker 11 (01:24:11):
It's it's up to them.

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
I mean, oh she.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Okay, No, just some what you said, Well, it's it
is up to them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Yeah, it's always up to them. However, it's up to
him to decide whether to continue dating again.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
That's what he says. You're saying, I don't want to
date you any more if you don't have sex with
me after five dates. I don't get that.

Speaker 7 (01:24:27):
So I was just gonna say that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:28):
So if you go out with somebody that you really
like and they, after three to five dates, have not
let you touch a boob or have sex.

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
With them, You're just not gonna go out with that
person anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Yeah, because I just feel like I'm being used and
played at that point.

Speaker 11 (01:24:41):
Because he's dinner.

Speaker 9 (01:24:43):
What if the person doesn't like to get physical.

Speaker 12 (01:24:45):
That quickly exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
That's how I was. That's my that's my that's my point.
Just because it's not on your schedule. If you if
you said five dates and she hasn't done anything, I'm
over her. Well you may have just thrown away your
future and your love of your life. I'll say it's this.
I feel like there's more that goes into it than
just dinner you know what I mean.

Speaker 23 (01:25:06):
There's conversation that happens, and there's the general feel like
you just know if you're being used for dinner, like,
I'm sure that's happening as scary.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Hundreds, that's nice.

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
How are you scary for dinner all the time?

Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
But what if on the fourth date or sixth date,
depending the person that you're going out with says my treat?

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Well, then oh so it has to do with how
much money you're spending. No, I don't say I'm out
on that one though. Okay, yeah, I'm out on that.
I don't care who's paying. I think if we spend
that much time together getting to know each other, if
it's not progressing anywhere, then then I'm gonna look elsewhere.

Speaker 26 (01:25:38):
What if I like to wait and I don't want
you touching me and that's fun that I don't like you,
it's that I just that's not me.

Speaker 9 (01:25:45):
I'm not that type of thing.

Speaker 10 (01:25:46):
And maybe we're not maybe we're not compatible.

Speaker 9 (01:25:48):
But what if you're throwing away the love of your life?

Speaker 10 (01:25:51):
I didn't she's right there, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
Wow? For me trying to say she put out right away?

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
How many dinners?

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
How many dinners.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
I don't know ifactly how many dinners, don't know how
many days. I don't know how many dinners I know
exactly how many days.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
But for the gays, for the gays, it has nothing
to do with dinner, because you don't want to do
anything after eating. You know what I'm saying. No, no, no,
that's not one of it. I mean it's like I
don't I can't do you while I'm bloated.

Speaker 9 (01:26:18):
No, I agree, it depends on what I had to dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Yeah, our third date was like a big, huge enchilada dinner.

Speaker 12 (01:26:27):
Let's go home and do it. No, not gonna happen now.

Speaker 10 (01:26:31):
At least it was probably twelve days, fifteen days.

Speaker 9 (01:26:33):
It's okay. One, it's clear cut.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
There's discretion here, there's well no, no, no, but you
you made it sound like it was black and white.

Speaker 27 (01:26:40):
Clear after five days. If there's nothing, there's no progression.
I'm being used, I'm being played. I'm out and it's
not going.

Speaker 9 (01:26:46):
But you don't know that one hundred percent.

Speaker 26 (01:26:49):
If she kisses you and you're spending time together but
she doesn't want it to you know, touchy feely, yet
I don't understand why it has.

Speaker 9 (01:26:56):
To be that right away.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
That's my point. That's why I wanted to bring this.
This is what they were talking about during this song, and.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
And side boob counts like that counts you get like
a little side boom count froggy, froggy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Sorry, be nice? Yes, producer Sam is here, I can't.
You're like Night of the Living Dead? Are you okay?

Speaker 34 (01:27:15):
At least you got the word living in there.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
I'll take you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Did you have a rough night last night?

Speaker 34 (01:27:19):
I'm just tired. I had two martinis. It wasn't like
I'm not hungover.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
I'm just I joined you in one of those martinis.
That was very nice. But your thought here is what
I don't know scary.

Speaker 34 (01:27:29):
I came in halfway, so pardon if I miss something.

Speaker 46 (01:27:31):
But it just sounds like you're judging on a very
narrow level of emotional intelligence.

Speaker 34 (01:27:36):
If it's just connected to that physicality progressing or not.

Speaker 5 (01:27:39):
I just don't want to be a friend zoned simp
after five days.

Speaker 46 (01:27:43):
But again, you're just judging it on that one track
that really cuts out an entire spectrum of everything else
that could be going on.

Speaker 34 (01:27:50):
Is what that tells me?

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
Good question, Swetie, I think you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Just answered that with you, nothing else is going on.

Speaker 27 (01:27:57):
You guys are talking to your other girlfriends, like, I'm
going on with this guy and we're using for a
six date.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
We're gonna go out for dinner, and it's just gonna
be nonstopping pay for everything.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
It's so weird that you put a number on it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:07):
I know yours is strictly financial.

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
I think that that's why it's coming off strange, because
if you're really just looking at a dollar amount to
invest in a person for sex, you can always go
to a hooker for.

Speaker 34 (01:28:15):
A lot less you can.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Oh is that the going rate?

Speaker 7 (01:28:22):
And she'll leave when you're done?

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Yeah, Nate, she'll leave.

Speaker 12 (01:28:26):
When you're done, Nate, Froggy help, think you're.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
On your own. You're in a bad spot when you're
asking me for help. Anyway, I just wanted you to
hear one of the conversations. What are the many conversations
we have while the song's playing? This is Christy, Hi, Christy, Hello,
You're going on a second date this weekend, and the
thought of expectations it has you thinking what?

Speaker 25 (01:28:52):
I don't think there are expectations, but I'm pretty sure
I know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Are you gonna smash?

Speaker 9 (01:28:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:29:00):
Second date?

Speaker 8 (01:29:02):
The first date went really good, so like we've had
really good conversations all week, and like it's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Can I ask a question?

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
If you don't smash, are you gonna be disappointed? Christy?

Speaker 32 (01:29:15):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Right, well, you don't know you have to go on
the second date. Then you'll know. That's my point, don't
You don't know till it's right. It could be two dates.
It could be you could go four dates for this
guy and still.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Not do it.

Speaker 26 (01:29:28):
If it's like, yeah, what if it's a person who
like is so used to like always just getting it
on the first and second date, but he like is
not really into the girls whatever, and he's the one
who says, you know what, I really like this girl.
I'm gonna take it slow because this is something that
I think can last.

Speaker 9 (01:29:44):
What about that scared?

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
It also depends on what Christy wants.

Speaker 9 (01:29:47):
Yeah, you know, I would go slow.

Speaker 25 (01:29:50):
I would take time because it's fun right now, it's
near Still.

Speaker 27 (01:29:54):
The more you get to know somebody, the more you
develop feelings unless you're using them and then you just
sit there, just put up the stop sign and say
you know, all.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Right, well there he goes Christy. Thank you very much,
and good luck on that second day. Yeah, good luck
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Speaker 24 (01:30:44):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
All right, here's an interesting a call from Andrea online
twenty Hey Andrea, Hey, Elvis, it's so good to hear
your voice. You sound like you're in a great mood.
Considering why we're speaking to you.

Speaker 17 (01:31:14):
Well, I instantly thought of Danielle when I texted in,
because Danielle would know what to do.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
Well, okay, well, hold on, come to day. When it
comes to people who are straying in a relationship. Danielle
is well, she is swift and mighty when it comes
to her chastising them. So Andrea says that she just
caught her fiance swiping on.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
A dating app right right, Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:31:42):
I got home last night and his phone screen was
open next to him and it was on a swipe
left or right screen. And so I woke him up
and I was like what is this? And he's like, oh,
I was just looking Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Okay. First of all, when you woke h up and
said what is this?

Speaker 21 (01:31:59):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Did you sound the same as you just sounded with
us like oh what is this? Or was it like
what the exactly? How was the rude awakening when you
woke him up?

Speaker 10 (01:32:09):
Well, I was.

Speaker 17 (01:32:09):
Actually really surprised with myself.

Speaker 20 (01:32:11):
I was really calm.

Speaker 17 (01:32:12):
I literally just said what is this? Like I because
I don't I always want to give everybody the benefit
of the doubt. Wow, Like I approached things a little differently.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
But you know, Andrea, first of all, loved you for
having that restraint and being open minded enough to go Okay,
well hold on before I start going nutty here, let's
find out the story. So what was his explanation.

Speaker 17 (01:32:37):
He's really just said I was just looking, and then
I said, well, I don't even have that app like,
I what do you mean you were just looking? And
then he got short, I was just looking. But he
never came back to bed last night and he slept
on the couch. So I think he knows, like, well,
he's either guilty or he know as I'm upset.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Well, he could be me feeling a little guilty. So
how long have you been in game with this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
A year?

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Wow?

Speaker 30 (01:33:03):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Had you ever seen anything suspicious before?

Speaker 17 (01:33:07):
No, But he's kind of told me before, like we
have different h family perspectives. I feel like it.

Speaker 20 (01:33:17):
So he's told me.

Speaker 17 (01:33:18):
Before, you know, if I'm not happy, I would go
and find happiness somewhere else.

Speaker 30 (01:33:23):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 26 (01:33:25):
Feel like I feel like there have been maybe some
little red flags that you haven't been paying attention to.
Maybe and this maybe because because here's what I think,
if he was trying to hide this from you, it's
weird that it was just laying there open for you
to see, you know what I mean. So I'm wondering
if he wanted you to find it so that he

(01:33:46):
could start the conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Okay, if we're going to make some assumptions, I'll make
just assuming. Hey, you know what, another thing to think
about then, Gandhi, I want to hear what you have
to say. It is so easy to compartmentalize these things
and you may not send up any red flags at
all because you're great at covering things up. And the
fact that he left that open like that accidentally tells

(01:34:11):
me that he's probably doing it a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Yeah, I don't know, because if it was just like
a one, one and off thing, it'd be like, Okay,
you're going to delete this now, Gandhi, what do you think?

Speaker 7 (01:34:20):
Well, just I have a question.

Speaker 6 (01:34:21):
Did you look in his messages to see if he
was messaging any of these women back and forth and
what the conversations were like?

Speaker 17 (01:34:28):
I didn't because I was afraid he would wake up,
But I took a picture of the screen so I
could look later. He didn't have any like notifications or anything.
But I also did like kind of investigate on my
end as well to like go through the app, But
you have to create a whole profile before you could
even swipe.

Speaker 9 (01:34:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
No, what I was thinking too, Yeah, you just look yeah,
and it's going to get to the point where you
drive yourself insane trying to like investigate every every square
into this.

Speaker 26 (01:34:53):
I don't know, you know, I think you have to
think about whether or not because he's your fiance, so
obviously the next step is getting married. So whether or
not this is something you really want deep down, and
whether you want to talk to him about it and
fix it, you know what I mean, Like, really you
have to look inside.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
You and look. You know, it's easy to say this
because this isn't happening to me. If it was me,
I would burn the house down. But you know, this
is also an opportunity for a conversation of like, you
know what, Okay, let's let's talk about this. You know,

(01:35:33):
it's natural for us to maybe figure out why you're
looking around. I mean, this is a good time for
us to say, hey, is what we're doing getting married
really what we we want to do? Because this isn't
about him as much anymore. It's about you. Do you
want to commit to someone who's out there looking around?
You know, don't make it all about him. And that's

(01:35:54):
the mistake. When someone catches someone else and flipping around
and swiping left and right, they make it all about them. Well,
this is your opportunity, Andrew, to make it about you.
What is it you want? Do you want? Do you
want to be with someone who seems to not be
one hundred percent committed? I don't know, Gandhi one more
thought then we'll roll on.

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
I'm just really confused as to I don't even know
the answer to this anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
Is swiping just swiping? Is that cheating?

Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
If you are just looking at a site and swiping
your life away, and you know whatever, if you never
follow through, if you never talk to these people, if
you just want to know, do what's still got it?

Speaker 7 (01:36:28):
Are these people still into me?

Speaker 9 (01:36:30):
Is that cheating?

Speaker 7 (01:36:30):
Or is that just maybe a sign of insecurity on
that person's part.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
It could be many things. Yeah, look at look at Froggy.

Speaker 12 (01:36:36):
Froggy's in Yeah, Froggies.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
I know this is going to shock you, as I
do think it is. And the reason I think it
is is because you have to create a profile. So
you have to make that effort to create the profile,
and then therefore to do that, you are you are
fully engaged into whatever you're doing, into looking to find
somebody else. It's not a case of like people say,
oh well, you drive by the car lot, you look right,

(01:36:59):
you're but you're not in. There's no emotional connection there.
Once you make that emotional connection of creating a profile
and looking for somebody else, there's something going on that
needs to be discussed.

Speaker 9 (01:37:08):
Yeah, if you don't have intent, why would you even bother?
Like it's a big process, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
If you can't do it in front of significant other,
then you're doing something wrong.

Speaker 10 (01:37:18):
I mean, this is that's I mean, there's no debate.

Speaker 6 (01:37:20):
But these sites are full of catfishes, So I don't
know how deep you have to really go to build
a profile on a lot of them. Like I have
a friend who swims all the time and she'll try
to FaceTime somebody immediately and half the time it is
not the person who they say it is.

Speaker 7 (01:37:31):
So you can't create these bunk profiles.

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
And I do think that there's a lot of insecurity
out there and people might just want to see how
many matches can I get.

Speaker 7 (01:37:40):
I don't know, not that that makes it okay. If
it makes you feel bad, that's that's where it should
be decided for you.

Speaker 9 (01:37:45):
I put myself and the other person choose and think
like if it was me and.

Speaker 26 (01:37:50):
I've found out you know what I mean, Yeah, I
would be I would freaking kill them.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
For sure, for sure. Absolutely. Look you know again again, Andrew,
It's so easy for us to sit here and say
these things, and I'm loving, I'm loving our full full
spectrum of thought on this. At the same time, it's
not happening to us that we know. Oh boy, so
yeah loo Look you know, I don't know. I happen

(01:38:16):
to know for a fact, speaking for a friend, you know,
sometimes in a relationship you do kind of flip around
and look and see what's out there, and maybe you
do have to form See I've never been on one
of these sites, so I don't know how much of
an investment it is into creating a profile. I don't know.
There are the other sites out there. You just have
to say male twenty four years old, six foot one,
you know, lie, lie, lie, and then you can look

(01:38:38):
and you can look all you want. You know. So
I don't know, but you know, it is an opportunity
to not shut down.

Speaker 21 (01:38:44):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:45):
Here's the issue I have with what happened to you, Andrea.
He slept on the couch last night, and you guys
didn't have a discussion. So in order to have in
my opinion, in order to have a healthy relationship with
this guy as far as this situation, in all situations
you have in front of you, for all the years
you could be together, you need to be able to
have conversations, and that is not happening. This is an

(01:39:07):
opportunity to see how far you can wrap him up
in the world of conversations. He's got to be open
with you, because you sound like a very open person
to me, you know, and trusting.

Speaker 7 (01:39:16):
If you haven't go through that phone, good for you.

Speaker 17 (01:39:20):
Well, he knows that cheating is my deal breaker. And
so I'm like, you know, before I experienced it, I
would have said, no, leave him, But now that I'm
experiencing it, it's different.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Yeah, Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
It's the same with when you when you see your
first ghost. You don't get as scared as you thought
you would be the same thing, all right, listen, best
of luck, Andrea. You know what and it is it
is so easy just to go down that road of
burning the house down, like I said earlier, But what
it sounds like the way you're approaching it is very
very calm and as great as you can be Look,
this may turn out to be a situation where you

(01:39:54):
need to move on. You don't know that at this point.
So best of luck with that, and thanks for reaching out.
And I hope you have a great day. But you've
got to he's got to talk to you. If he
owes you anything, it's that, the the open conversation. You
are owed that as he is from you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
All right, Oh, thank you.

Speaker 17 (01:40:10):
I love each and every one of you.

Speaker 35 (01:40:12):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 17 (01:40:12):
And I love your book, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Oh thank you. Well, there you go. You should leave
him and marry me. You don't want that. That would
burn the house down. All right, take it easy, you
have a great day. There you go. Gosh, you know,
we're all waking up to a whole different scene today.

Speaker 7 (01:40:28):
You know, I don't know how I feel about that.
I don't know how that stuff goes.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
You know what, you don't know till you're in it.
And that's actually she said, yeah, yeah, she'd so brilliantly
described that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
Ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Do you think I look him good?

Speaker 24 (01:40:41):
I do follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, are even on.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
So you were about to just go out and get
a coffee and not come back a few months ago
because Scott Yeah, I wonder why you took your jacket
with you.

Speaker 23 (01:41:03):
Yeah, No, I warn't Scotty, because Scotty ordered coffee for
Scary himself and and me, and I said I might
just get my coffee, get in my car and go home.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
I'm just it's just one of those one of those days.
You want some cheese with that wine. No, I just
wanted to, you know.

Speaker 23 (01:41:17):
It was just one of those mornings where I said,
I just want to go home. And if I if
I had known how the morning would play out when
my alarm went off this morning, I would have said
nope and just gone back to sleep. I didn't know
if anybody else had those days and if they actually
acted upon that.

Speaker 9 (01:41:31):
Everybody has those days, Do they act upon it? Though
some people probably I do.

Speaker 10 (01:41:36):
I have, Yeah, you have.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
No, those are not empty threats. If you're noping today,
text text me a fifty five one hundred. Tell me
that you've decided to nope, not go ahead. And I
want to hear from people who actually made a U
turn halfway into the office like, yeah, not today at
this I'm going home, Elvis. I did work with one
radio host.

Speaker 15 (01:41:59):
He you started the show at five o'clock or six o'clock, right,
but he got there at five point fifty seven and
he was supposed to start talking right at six o'clock. Instead,
there was just about two seconds of dead air, and
then he hit the button to start the next song.
The song started, he takes his headphones off and goes,
I'm going home.

Speaker 10 (01:42:16):
Nope.

Speaker 12 (01:42:18):
Text coming through.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
I've gotten in the parking garage at work and called
in sick and I drove right out.

Speaker 12 (01:42:24):
Here's another one. I went on break, never went back
to work.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
I had just got my best friend a job and
hyped up so much, and her second weekend she left
for lunch, didn't go back. Here's someone who said no,
I nope. Today.

Speaker 26 (01:42:38):
Those people amaze me, the ones that like quit in
the middle of a shift and take off there like
Apron and this walk off.

Speaker 9 (01:42:43):
I'm like, level, that's balls.

Speaker 7 (01:42:46):
Love it, I said, especially if there's an announcement.

Speaker 11 (01:42:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
I turned off my alarm when it was going off.
I said, f this went back to bed. Okay, you
know what it is, as long as you know the
consequences you pay, aren't you know, over overpowering the the
joy you get out of saying nope. You know what
I'm saying. Yes, scary.

Speaker 27 (01:43:09):
Not everyone has the luxury of noping, though, Like I
don't think a surgeon can wake up going into like
major surgery that day, like nope.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Just let the patient lie there.

Speaker 27 (01:43:18):
Like there's certain people in certain jobs and positions like
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
I can't nope?

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Can I nope?

Speaker 13 (01:43:24):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
Everyone can nope. We know that there are consequences for noping.

Speaker 7 (01:43:30):
I would rather my surgeon nope.

Speaker 6 (01:43:32):
If my surgeon wakes up in the morning and is
like I don't think I would be my best in
surgery today, Like great, stay home, don't.

Speaker 11 (01:43:38):
Don't put me up.

Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
If you, like you're pilot of your plane, you want
him to nope before takeoff, Like if he's to do
it that day, I don't want him to nope in
the middle.

Speaker 10 (01:43:44):
Of the fight.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
Let's say you buckle in and the plane starts to taxi.
Then you start, he hits the engines, and you start,
and then he gets one inch off the ground and
then right back on the ground.

Speaker 7 (01:43:56):
Nope, that's fine, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Finely twenty four is Holly, Holly nope today?

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Holly. Hello, welcome, Welcome to the world of nope.

Speaker 10 (01:44:09):
How you do it?

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
So how did how did you? Nope? Today?

Speaker 38 (01:44:17):
Got us alarm went off and turned it off and like, yeah,
not happening.

Speaker 1 (01:44:24):
Today. Now, okay, question, will there be consequences to pay?
Are you pretty much off the hook? You're okay.

Speaker 38 (01:44:31):
You know, my paycheck might be a little bit less,
but my mind will feel a whole lot better. Yeah,
there you go, consequences on my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
There, Yeah, have it.

Speaker 21 (01:44:39):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
We do it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
People checking in. Someone said surgeons. Surgeons do that all
the time, by the way, I guess they have to
do yeah, a co surgeon or they have they reschedule
the surgery. Maybe I don't know. Yeah, someone says, I administer.
I just lost the text. I hate this text thing anyway.

(01:45:02):
There are some people who you know, they go in
and people's lives depend on them. So you need to
back up so you can say nope. So now that
you've noped for the day, Holly, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 44 (01:45:16):
Sweet?

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
All right, go do it. We encourage if you if
you can get away with it and lives are not
on the line, then we encourage it and thank you
for listening. Thanks for notping with us, turn it? Why
are you listening to us? Turn us off? You don't.

Speaker 12 (01:45:30):
Never No, thanks for listening to Holly.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
Have a great day. Okay you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
On line seven, let's catch someone in the middle of noping. Oh,
Rob is noping as we speak.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Rob.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
Are you in the middle of a big fat.

Speaker 21 (01:45:47):
Furry Nope, Yes, I'm actually Look.

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
I just told me.

Speaker 16 (01:45:52):
I just drove past my job, looked in at everybody
and kept on driving.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
Do you think they saw you?

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
Did?

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
They say?

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Rob?

Speaker 38 (01:46:07):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:46:07):
No?

Speaker 20 (01:46:10):
The best part is I work for a family owned business,
so I was seeing by my brother, my father.

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
And.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
That's different. They can't get rid of They're stuck with you.
All right. Enjoy your note day, Rob, and thanks for
listening to us. Man, have a great day.

Speaker 20 (01:46:26):
Okay, right, thank you you too.

Speaker 24 (01:46:28):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 12 (01:46:32):
Here we go a phone tap. An old friend coming
to visit us again.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Scary.

Speaker 5 (01:46:37):
Yes, Francis wants the phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
Her dad, Sydney.

Speaker 27 (01:46:40):
Sydney is retired. It's a home all day, and when
telemarketers call him, he doesn't hang up right away. Instead,
he engages them in conversation and he messes with them.
Oh no, so she thought this could make a great
scenario for a phone tap using my Michael Oppenheimer character.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Look, you know, I'm surprised people don't recognize this Michael
Oppenheimer guy.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
But sometimes they don't like this.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
Kelly, here we go, scary phone.

Speaker 40 (01:47:00):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
Yes, good morning, Good. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with
Cockburn's Port Wine. How are you doing today, sir port wine.

Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
I'm doing fine.

Speaker 10 (01:47:09):
How how are you? Who are you?

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer, Michael Oppenheimen Do I
know you?

Speaker 21 (01:47:14):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
You're getting to know me as we speak right now. Yeah.
You're on a list of people to be called today
about Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
How can you get that list?

Speaker 25 (01:47:21):
How'd my name get on that list?

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
We understand that you enjoy wine. The Cockburns family have
vineyards for years.

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
We are purveyors of port Change the name of your
wine allows your name, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
I'm here to just sell it not. I don't make
those decisions.

Speaker 25 (01:47:36):
So Smuckers did a great job with Jelly Cockburn Wine.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Then you could look us up.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
I will look you up.

Speaker 25 (01:47:43):
Never heard of you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
Cockburn's fine tawny port pairs beautifully with nuts. Holy you
really are real, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
I never heard of you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
So anyway, we could have three bottles of your choice
sent over to you. Bottles, No, no, three bottles, that's
bottle free.

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
I'll take the free wine.

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
For just sixty nine ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
So it sounds like I'm not interested.

Speaker 14 (01:48:07):
So I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
Gonna well make somebody in wine.

Speaker 25 (01:48:09):
I mean, even though you're online, I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
You're an online wine.

Speaker 25 (01:48:13):
I want a wine at you, but but please get
off my line. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
Don't you have any special occasions coming up?

Speaker 10 (01:48:19):
Okay, I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
I'm not into your family barbecue.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
Leave me alone.

Speaker 40 (01:48:23):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
Is it someone's birthday to hang up on you? Nothing
is like giving the gift of cockpan.

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
Don't you understand?

Speaker 5 (01:48:30):
Plain English?

Speaker 2 (01:48:34):
Hellous?

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
Good morning. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Cockburn's Port Wine.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
Michael, Michael, we've already spoken. Okay, I'm not interested in
your let me finish, sir.

Speaker 14 (01:48:44):
No, no, no, I don't I'm not interested.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
I look you up online.

Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
Sect.

Speaker 10 (01:48:47):
Oh you're a real thing, even though the name sucks.

Speaker 14 (01:48:49):
Leave me alone, okay, stop calling me.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
The secret to Cockburn's great taste is in the seasoned
wood from the barrels.

Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
Its story isn't wood in the barrel you know what.

Speaker 25 (01:48:59):
Get yourself in the barrel and drown yourself and.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Your cock burnt.

Speaker 14 (01:49:03):
Ye, dad, I don't want to pump to you.

Speaker 11 (01:49:08):
Hello, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Cockburns' about to do something.
Don't go boy, okay, just it means the perfect party pairings.
Their guests will swallow every drop. It's a pretty stiff drink.

Speaker 10 (01:49:28):
They're just flushing the door.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
I had to see. Imagine the look on their faces
when they open the door and you're standing there with
the Cockburns in your hand.

Speaker 14 (01:49:35):
I can't imagine anything except punching you.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
In the nose from its sleek, beautiful bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:49:40):
The second the second, both white or red or blitched together,
and it's pink.

Speaker 2 (01:49:46):
I won't drink it.

Speaker 14 (01:49:47):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
About the barrels.

Speaker 25 (01:49:49):
I don't care about the bottles or the labels.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
Your guests will want some more when you're guess I
don't have guests.

Speaker 14 (01:49:54):
Nobody comes to my home, Nobody calls me except you.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Everyone around the table will be putting cockburns.

Speaker 14 (01:49:59):
In their Shove it up, your dad. You don't even
have the decency to have your number come across. I
might call our.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
Ideas sixty nine ninety nine, just steal of a deal.

Speaker 38 (01:50:08):
This is ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
This is that with your girlfriend while you're both drunk
on your.

Speaker 14 (01:50:12):
Cock front fly.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
We do accept PayPal, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:50:15):
You do except PayPal?

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
That's wonderful.

Speaker 25 (01:50:17):
Take your tabowl out on a date and get her drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
Did you know that our wine has won awards?

Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
I don't give it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
Raise your glass with me, pretend like you're holding a
cockburns and take a sip with me.

Speaker 38 (01:50:27):
What did you do wrong in life?

Speaker 30 (01:50:29):
From the tone of your voice, you must be on
mega doses of prozac.

Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
Can't you just taste these ripe grapes.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
You're calling me.

Speaker 25 (01:50:35):
From a mental institution.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
You're in a straight jacket.

Speaker 10 (01:50:38):
With a microphone around your head.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
This is all you can do with your life.

Speaker 10 (01:50:41):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
If you don't like it, you could return it.

Speaker 14 (01:50:45):
You'll call on ours and ask her for some more prozac.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
We'll get your money back.

Speaker 25 (01:50:48):
You'll put you to sleep, and you'll just team having
this wonderful dream about.

Speaker 2 (01:50:52):
Calling people who don't exist.

Speaker 5 (01:50:54):
Do that, please, You'll save the world, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
It sounds like you've already got a head start in drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
Hey, you know what, that's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:51:02):
Why don't you come over and you're limousine and pick
me up and drive me to drink.

Speaker 30 (01:51:06):
I don't want to hear it from you anymore, you
pathetic patient.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
Well you don't have to hear much more of me
because you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 35 (01:51:13):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
My name is Scary Jones and Melvis Duran in the
Morning Show, and your daughter Francis put us up to this.

Speaker 20 (01:51:18):
What are you talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
We're a radio show.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
Radio show, Yeah, yeah, Francis.

Speaker 27 (01:51:25):
Why because Francis knows that you like to mess with
telemarketers when they call.

Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
Oh, Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 33 (01:51:35):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 24 (01:51:39):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:51:53):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:51:57):
Come on, mister coffee, do your magic. I'm still waiting
for it to creep in you know, creep Scary. Yep,
I'm sorry. You know Scary is left handed, right, yeah, correct.
So I'm in the studio with Scary and I'm noticing
him writing with his left hand. It just looks it
looks awkward, Okay. And I have many left handed friends

(01:52:20):
and uh, but when they write, it just seems more natural.
When you write, it seems like you're really curling your
your arm in a weird contorting way.

Speaker 27 (01:52:29):
Yeah, lefties kind of have this hook to their writing style,
A lot of lefties.

Speaker 21 (01:52:34):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
But guys, you know, when he's running the board, he
has to use a mouse, you know that tooked up
to the computer right, he he uses his right hand
on the mouse. His right hand goes under his left
hand and works the mouse. Really, it's the strangest thing. Well,
if you're left handed, why are you using your right
hand on the mouse.

Speaker 5 (01:52:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 27 (01:52:55):
I was brought up where the right hand has to
be on the mouse either, even though.

Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
I'm a lefty.

Speaker 26 (01:53:02):
Now, wait a minute, could you be ambidextrous and maybe
you're able to write with the right and you didn't
realize it.

Speaker 27 (01:53:08):
No, I cannot write, for crap with my right hand.
But I will tell you because the mouse is set
up on the left. As Elvis was describing, I have
to reach over my body. He has to cross his
arm to go to the left side of me to
get to the mouse. And then when I press the
buttons on the rest of the board, I have to
go to the right. So I'm literally forming a cross

(01:53:29):
with my Yeah, it's all right.

Speaker 19 (01:53:31):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:53:32):
You know when you were a kid, used to hug yourself,
you know, you put your arms around yourself. He looks
like that when he's running the board. Are Yeah, it's
so strange, and I blame it.

Speaker 3 (01:53:43):
I used my non dominant hand to use the mouse.
It's very awkward feeling. If I try to use my
left hand on my mouth, it feels weird.

Speaker 34 (01:53:50):
Get your left hand off your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
So so you're saying, in the world of lefties, you guys,
it's not as as It's not as as simple as
we think it is. I mean, it's there, it's much
more complicated. It's complicated because I throw with my left hand.
I bat left, but then when it comes to you
bat left. Pick my god. Yeah, when I'm a gully hockey, I.

Speaker 5 (01:54:21):
Play softball with my left hand.

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
You know, everything's left.

Speaker 27 (01:54:24):
But when it comes to eating, which I do a lot, yes,
I have to have the fork in my left hand
and cut.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 27 (01:54:32):
I have to have the knife in my left hand
and the fork in my right to hold it. But
then I have to do the switch to pick up
the food with my left hand with the fork. That
is super awkward, especially when you're just you're in fine
dining situations.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
It's weird because when I do you, guys, fork left,
I'm fork left hand, knife, right hand from beginning to
end of the meal.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
Me too.

Speaker 7 (01:54:55):
I'm opposite of that, and I'm alrighty. So I cut
with my left and I eat with my right, and
I don't switch.

Speaker 9 (01:55:00):
Yes, that's how I do.

Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
That's that's what I'm saying. I cut, I know the
fork is in my left hand and the knife's in
my right hand.

Speaker 7 (01:55:07):
Yeah, I'm opposite of that. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:55:08):
Wait, now I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
There are certain things that lefties have to do right handed.
We have no choice.

Speaker 41 (01:55:14):
Like, if you're driving away, are you left handed too?
I am yeah, Oh, I do the same stuff you guys. Yeah,
But if you're driving a car with standard transmission, you
have to use your right hand to shift it. You know,
you can't reach over, So there are certain things scary
do the crossover. But I do the same thing with
the fork.

Speaker 1 (01:55:33):
I switch it. I use my right hand.

Speaker 26 (01:55:34):
A lot of people do switch it in because I
think that's the American way, but I think I do
it the European way like you do it, you guys,
when you just cut it and you just continue to eat.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
Yeah, my my fork's always in the left hand. The
knives always in the right hand.

Speaker 9 (01:55:46):
Problem cutting something.

Speaker 10 (01:55:48):
And when you regularly eat without cutting, your fork's in
the right hand.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
Right, Yes, okay, line for's David. This is a very
very very interesting conversation you're having. As you know an
Italy Italian sinistra meaning left meaning if you have a
left hand, your sinister. Absolutely, Hey, David, how are you
good morning? Good morning? Left handed or right handed?

Speaker 14 (01:56:12):
I am left handed?

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
And when you use your mouse, which hand do you use?

Speaker 14 (01:56:18):
My right hand?

Speaker 1 (01:56:20):
There you go another one. I mean, even though it's
even though it's not your dominant hand, you still use
your right hand for your mouse, even though you're left handed.

Speaker 14 (01:56:31):
Yeah, there's there's a lot of things that I do
right handed, that they don't do left handed. Like the
only things that I do left handed are e yes,
right and right. Okay, every I mean I and I
kick a football or a or a sot or left footed,
but everything else is right handed. I bat right handed.
I call him right hand.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
It's scary. Do you kick your soccer ball with your
left or right foot? I feel like that My dominant
foot is my left foot. Okay, it would be left
if I were to kick a soccer ball. There you go, Yeah,
that that was the joke. You haven't You haven't done
that in many years, I'm sure, David. Thank you so
much for calling. Be careful out there, Okay, I will
love you, love you too. You know what we're finding

(01:57:10):
out Look at line nine Peggy, same thing, left handed,
but she uses her right hand on the mouse. What
is it with you?

Speaker 35 (01:57:16):
Doesn't doesn't everybody use their right hand on their mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
I'm learning, I'm starting to learn if that is the case,
absolutely well.

Speaker 35 (01:57:25):
Well, I heard that if you're left handed and if
you don't use your right hand on your mouth, you
don't go to heaven. I heard that's what the old
ladies that aerobics told me in Puerto Rico that if
you're left handed and you do not use your right

(01:57:47):
hand on your mouth, then you're not going to see
the pearly gates. So you might want to rethink that
if you're using your left hand right.

Speaker 11 (01:57:54):
Do you hear that?

Speaker 1 (01:57:55):
All left handed people out there, wow?

Speaker 7 (01:57:58):
All right, an easy way to get disqualified exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:58:01):
Thanks for the warning, you know, and I.

Speaker 35 (01:58:02):
Gotta tell you, being left handed can be very frustrating.
Right handed people don't realize if you go to the buffet,
the bread, you always have to change it because somebody
would you cut differently. And another thing a soup ladle.
Soup ladles they discriminate because soup ladles are always for

(01:58:24):
right handed people.

Speaker 1 (01:58:25):
Well, the good news for you is, you know, I
do believe buffets are a thing of the past. Now
you don't worry about that anymore. All right, Well listen,
thank you, Beggy, have a great day. We love you
no matter which hand you're using. Okay, thank you, all right,
Bye bye you. Monique on line eleven, Hi the morning, lady,

(01:58:46):
paula lady, So, as a left handed person, you agree
with the caller. We had a second ago. A true
left handed person, in your eyes, uses their right hand
for everything except eating and writing.

Speaker 43 (01:58:57):
Yes, now I'm only thirty two, so I'm not really
is everything's just adapted to that way because I've just
always been taught to use my right hand for everything,
even though I was a leftie. Like they allowed me
to like eat and write with my left hand. They
were like, oh yeah, we can keep you, but your
right hand was done for everything.

Speaker 1 (01:59:17):
See when you're growing up, did anyone ever discriminate against
you because you were left handed?

Speaker 43 (01:59:21):
Oh yeah, they did for me for sure. I used
to play softball and they would make me just that righty.
I was never allowed to even try lefty.

Speaker 38 (01:59:29):
Why I'm and I'm.

Speaker 43 (01:59:32):
Only thirty two, so I'm I'm relatively young, like in
the game of like lefties and they just I'm righty
for sure. Like I don't know, I can't write with
my right hand.

Speaker 38 (01:59:42):
For anything but money money.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
I have people texting and saying that they used they
were beaten up as kids because they were left hand what.

Speaker 43 (01:59:51):
Oh yeah, I don't forget left hand. Back in the day,
in like the time of the Witches, ye were considered
witches as if you were a left hander you were sinister.

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
There you go, all right. Well, I love you no
matter what hand you're using whatever.

Speaker 43 (02:00:07):
Thank you, all.

Speaker 1 (02:00:08):
Right, money, you have a great day. Okay. I can't
believe you would be discriminated against because you're left handed. Scary.
I mean we discriminated against you for other reasons.

Speaker 23 (02:00:16):
That's true.

Speaker 27 (02:00:18):
In his day, in Catholic school, they the nuns would
come around with a ruler and they would beat you.
They literally smack your hand with the ruler. They would
beat you if they see you with you God forbid
you had your your pen your pencil in your left hand.
He told me they would come with the ruler, they
would smack the hands they.

Speaker 1 (02:00:34):
Put in your right hand. Story, he's nuns. They're so
holier than now.

Speaker 27 (02:00:39):
And in band class, they would not give me a
left handed guitar. They said, we are not restringing a guitar.
You have to learn right handed guitar.

Speaker 1 (02:00:46):
So I learned right guitar. Yeah yeah, yeah. How many
guitars did you play in band? I know that to
see the chords, but I could it's right handed classic?
Was it like a marching band with guitar? I've never
heard of this.

Speaker 12 (02:01:02):
We had guitars.

Speaker 26 (02:01:03):
Okay, all right, I feel like left handed people need
a support group.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
They've been shafted in all these years. Yeah, Froggy, now scary.

Speaker 3 (02:01:12):
How did you color without getting ink all over your
like left pinky while you're coloring, because as you're coloring,
you're dragging through or even as you're writing.

Speaker 1 (02:01:20):
She did, Froggy, lefty knows what this one. I'm talking about.

Speaker 27 (02:01:24):
That the your the side of your hand is all smudge,
smudge everywhere right.

Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
Here, right there, All right, Well there you go all day,
all night, No wonder you are so fed up? Man,
I'm weird your left handed people have been You've been
dragged through the mud all these years. I feel did
you know, ever since we started talking about this, every
phone line in here is ringing.

Speaker 9 (02:01:45):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (02:01:45):
They all punched.

Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
Up our number with their left hands, left hand. Yeah,
are they.

Speaker 12 (02:01:56):
Really still calling?

Speaker 23 (02:01:57):
I haven't seen this many people call for a top.
I mean people this many people don't call for the
free money phone tap. It's crazy, crazy.

Speaker 11 (02:02:06):
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (02:02:07):
Left handed people are like, yeah, they're recognizing us on
the eldest Urday morning show, Today's Your Day.

Speaker 8 (02:02:12):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:02:14):
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Speaker 12 (02:02:21):
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Speaker 4 (02:02:41):
El Vista ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 12 (02:02:45):
All right, show's done.

Speaker 1 (02:02:46):
We'll come back tomorrow and do it again. Till next time.
Say peace out, everybody. He set out everybody