FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Hit On By Swingers

It’s a jam-packed day: we’re swapping goose attack stories, revealing the time Elvis and Alex got approached by swingers, and playing the One Hit Wonder game! Plus, we dive into childhood joys we wish we could still do, the art of tipping, and why women are wearing glitter to keep married men away. Oh, and burping? Elvis is not having it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Exciting.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's a wonderful and exciting world out there.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
When we discovered that we don't need TV to entertain us,
he said, ain'tough.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Elista ran in the morning show.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
Seriously, we're all going to gain five hundred fagin pounds.
So you know, So Andrew goes downstairs to the Starbucks.
He brings back two sandwiches. One has like egg and
cheese and the other sandwich has like cheese and egg.
Butter was like dripping off of it. So I like,
I had like two bites of eats. I'm like, I'm full.
So Scary is like, you want to finish some So.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Scary Scary eats both sandwiches and we all come in
and go, hey, is there any love for any of
us Scary at all? And then Nate brought a keiche.

Speaker 6 (00:45):
Yeah it's really good, and.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
So Scary is like, oh yeah, so Scary has a
slice of keiche. Well here's the thing, hold on, there's
a thing.

Speaker 7 (00:55):
Geese would have entered the room before the Starbucks. I
would have went for the keish because I love keish.
I love it a lot more than Starbucks. Chikes came first,
but I'm like, but I still have to have keys
because I love it more.

Speaker 8 (01:05):
So if you had keys first and then the Starbucks came,
would you have left the Starbucks?

Speaker 9 (01:10):
I would have.

Speaker 10 (01:10):
No, you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I love here. I gotta tell you, I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You know me.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
I love food just like you. Oh my god. I
could eat until the cows come home, and then I
eat the cow.

Speaker 9 (01:21):
I pull half the bread off of everything I'm eating.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Eating.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
You can't pull bread off of a.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
This year than I am in previous because my time,
my face was fat.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
So yesterday I was drinking these Coca colas.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
When they come in these little bottles, you know, the
little Coca Cola bottles, And so I drank one on
the air yesterday and started burping because because of my
surgery on my stomach, anything that fizzes makes me burp.
So we Nate received an email from a disgruntled listener.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Her name is tell her name. She's got a problem.
Read the email. H.

Speaker 11 (02:06):
So it was a tweet, and it was yesterday afternoon
after the show, a tweet. Hey at Nate Marino, can
you please tell Elvis to quit burping on air? He's
gross and this ain't funny. I could feel at Danielle
Monaro cringe over her microphone. Elvis has seriously passed his prime.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Okay, go away. If I want to burp on the air,
I'll burp on the air. Me past my prime. We
have more listeners now than we've ever had.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
On the show.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Was not.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
That doesn't gross me out. A lot of things gross
me out. It doesn't.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
If I was over here, like eating maynaise, she would
Vomit was a burp. Not funny. I'm sorry if you
don't like it's always funny. But here's here's my thing.
Go listen to someone else.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
You know, you know she's a troll when you when
you literally are following five times more people than followers that.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You have, she's a tall tru If you have thirty people.

Speaker 9 (02:57):
That follow you and you're following seven hundred.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
So here's my point. Ready for the point, you can
turn the channel. You don't have to listen. If you
don't like me burping on the radio, go away.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
See they're looking for reasons to bitch and moan because
obviously she has no life.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Obviously no one wants to have sex with her. I
mean obviously, seriously, you know she smells, she has a smell.
You know, you know she smells like I bet she does.
I bet she smells like an old towel that's been
wet for like four weeks. You know she does.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
So go the hell away. If you don't like me
burping on the radio, don't listen. No one's forcing you
to listen. Why do people want.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
To bitch and moan? Oh my god, I'm doing it
right now. I'm bitching your moany.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I was going to point that out, but I exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I'm as bad as she is.

Speaker 10 (03:47):
You're tweeting into a microphone.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I'm tweeting.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
No, look at her, she looks like she stinks. Well
why why what do you mean to say?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Okay, okay, so someone's out there listening, going, he's being
really mean. Well you know what she started it? Well
technically yes, yeah, yeah, And I know it sounded like
a kid like she started it.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay, I'm a kid. Whatever I burped on.

Speaker 9 (04:09):
The radio, that's totally fine, I know.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
But then she says he's past his prime. Honey, you
know what, don't send me a tweet or send him
a tweet saying I'm past my prime.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Think she send the tweets directly to you, like, why
does he.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Have to go through because she's a scumbag?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 10 (04:30):
Love you so much right now, this is like my
favorite Okay, okay, so this is me normally.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
So look, I know I'm being really mean. Okay, and
you're driving to work going God, he's being really mean.
But don't you sometimes wish hear me out, hear me out?
Give me a pass on this one. Don't you sometimes
wish you had your own radio show, so when someone
makes you so mad you.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Could actually go off on them on the radio. I'm
gonna tell you it's the best. I feel like drinking
co Coca cola and burping.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
You want to do it?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yes, buddy, this is so good, Sarah.

Speaker 10 (05:03):
I hope you're.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I canna tell you.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
It's not It's not like I have the microphone to
my butt. I'm not farting you.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's so good.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
I can I don't even need to watch. That's my talent.

Speaker 10 (05:28):
I've wanted to do that my whole life. How do
you do it?

Speaker 3 (05:31):
You got to eat air to swallow air?

Speaker 6 (05:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Oh who did that?

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Who was that talent?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I can do it. It gives me gas it makes.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
My stomach hurt.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
But come on, I feel like I'm gonna come try
and get it to it.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Come on, come on, gand I can't Sorry, Froggy, was
that you?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I can do a really good on command.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
I mean, okay on the counter three ready, one two three,
Froggy bur.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Dying throat, God, damn it past my prime?

Speaker 9 (06:08):
Is okay to sneak?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I can tell you I'm laughing all the way to
the bank.

Speaker 12 (06:14):
Seriously, God, that's what happens when I swallowed that much
air that comes.

Speaker 10 (06:27):
So attractive, That is unreal.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
What does the texture saying? Scary fifty five?

Speaker 9 (06:34):
All this burping is turning me on this. You are
on the flower of your youth.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I am. Look. Someone said, they're sitting in the car
making themselves burp. Thank you, Marcy.

Speaker 9 (06:45):
I've never laughed this hard at the show before.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Someone says, this segment is gonna earn us an Emmy.

Speaker 13 (06:52):
All right, I feel like this is a really great
example of freedmom of speech. You can say whatever you want,
and then we can say anything we want back.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Is one said, we do sound like Willie Wonka in
the chocolate factory.

Speaker 9 (07:02):
Again.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, they're about to get eaten up by the fan
and they're like, Charlie, but I can't grab Pa Joe.
I can't be bringing the diet. The fan's gonna kill us. Charlie, Oh,
we're gonna live.

Speaker 13 (07:21):
I felt more left out. I wish I could burp
on command and in the breaking.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yes, to drink some coke. That will work, Yeah, it will,
no drinking, take a big swig. That's like, come on,
come on, burp it.

Speaker 10 (07:31):
Yeah, he got my swig.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Do you feel it? Do you feel it bubbling under?

Speaker 14 (07:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Nothing?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
No, Hey, look, I I don't if you want to
come at us and talk to us about something that
you don't like on the show, if you speak to
us respectfully and say, you know what, I was driving
to work this morning and I usually listen to your
show and like it, but today you're burping and it
really it really wasn't my thing, and just letting you know,
and I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
It's great, that's good.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
But if you come out and start saying get past
your prime, you know what, go screw yourself.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yeah, but you know what, we always say that there's
something that's not right with the person. It's not you,
it's there something going on, So we should technically feel
sorry for somebody who bullies someone else.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
I know it's hard, but you know.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
No, you know what. I will have a conversation with you.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
But if you don't know how to have a conversation
back and you use things like your past, your prime,
you know what, you lose.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
You lose.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
You lost all all of my attention except for we
just talked about you for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I mean, I hope she has the best day ever.
Full of gas, full of yeah exactly.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
Hell, it's what savage, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
You're a savage. I love it. Burp all the way
to the bank, the bank. Seriously, we get paid to
burp in a microphone.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Here, Elvis, here's another five billion dollars. Thank you for
burping on iHeartRadio. You know what, We're gonna make you
a star.

Speaker 8 (08:59):
You have, you have gas, But seeing all the problem
is because I burn so much on cue.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
Like now, I feel it coming up.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, I've got one in there. I'm just waiting.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Froggy is about to explode. We have to cover it live.
Oh God give me that coke's hurt?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Ye here, Oh you still can't burk less? What year
was it.

Speaker 10 (09:20):
I mean I did yesterday on Command. I can't do it, like.

Speaker 8 (09:23):
If I push my stomach and I feel like, oh
this is so good.

Speaker 15 (09:27):
M M.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I love Coca Colas.

Speaker 16 (09:33):
You just crapped your throat.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Sorry, that's nothing was about to happen. You know what,
You're right, I'm past my prime. I should take a break.
Someone just s you past your prime. You're like a
well aged steak.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Okay, this from smells nasty.

Speaker 17 (09:56):
Check it out.

Speaker 18 (09:57):
You're so appreciated, and I will you.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Tap, All right, Scary tells me. Today's phone tap is
high concept.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Warning it's different icee roads ahead. All right, well, Garrett
does today's phone tap? The email coming in, says dear Elvis,
my husband Eric and I are expecting a delivery of
our waterbed today. I'd love to play a phone tap
on him with one of you, I guess, playing the
part of a delivery man and making things go wrong.

(10:39):
All right, well, Amanda, we are now going to phone
tap your husband Eric. Amanda the wife starts the call
to her husband Eric, letting him know the bad has arrived.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
That's the good news. The bad news. Garrett is the
delivery guy. Let's listen to today's high concept phone tap.

Speaker 19 (10:58):
Hello, honey, Yeah, oh, I have the guy here that's
fixing the waterbed.

Speaker 20 (11:04):
He is Uh, he just got there now.

Speaker 19 (11:06):
Yeah, he was close to forty five minutes.

Speaker 20 (11:09):
Lay all right, good, but he's there.

Speaker 19 (11:11):
Yeah, he's here.

Speaker 21 (11:12):
What's your name, Mike?

Speaker 22 (11:13):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (11:13):
Amanda.

Speaker 23 (11:14):
I just need your help for a second.

Speaker 19 (11:16):
Okay, what do you want me to do?

Speaker 23 (11:18):
I just got to run to my truck. Uh, do
you mind just keeping your thumb right here on the
bed for a second. Uh kind of sprung the leak,
but it's all right. I can patch it up.

Speaker 19 (11:28):
Oh my god, Oh, oh my god.

Speaker 23 (11:30):
Right, just put your thumb there.

Speaker 9 (11:31):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 11 (11:32):
Just got to go to the truck.

Speaker 24 (11:33):
Oh.

Speaker 19 (11:34):
I want to leak in the dog. The water that's
coming out, it's like it's gould bed.

Speaker 20 (11:40):
Is the leak? I just put down the floors in there.

Speaker 18 (11:42):
I don't care if he has to put his lips
on that mattress and suck every ounce of water that's
coming out.

Speaker 20 (11:47):
You make sure he stops that water from coming out.

Speaker 21 (11:49):
You hear me, Eric, I don't know.

Speaker 19 (11:51):
Listen, I'm going to the bath home. I have to
go back to the bad I want Eric. I got
to put you on the phone with him.

Speaker 20 (11:56):
I don't know what to do to look at in
the phone.

Speaker 23 (11:58):
All right, I'll take the phone. You keep your finger
on there until I figure out what to do.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Okay, I'm gonna.

Speaker 20 (12:03):
Come over and there, gonna give me a ticket is dance.

Speaker 21 (12:05):
He ain't gonna believe what hit him?

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Hello?

Speaker 20 (12:07):
You destroying my house?

Speaker 3 (12:09):
I don't mean, I didn't mean.

Speaker 20 (12:10):
It is my wife she hold in those holes.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Nos. I I walked into the better You.

Speaker 19 (12:15):
Better figure out a way to get the floor and
off that floor, because what floor.

Speaker 20 (12:19):
Is gonna walk I just spent thousands on them with
that flooring.

Speaker 23 (12:22):
Trust me, I'm the bed professional. I know what I'm doing.
So all I'm asking is, do you.

Speaker 19 (12:26):
Know what you're doing?

Speaker 20 (12:27):
You want to have my wife there holding her fingers
on the holes? How much water is going over the
floor right now, because that's the second floor. Is that
war is only through to the first floor.

Speaker 23 (12:37):
Well, let's just say it's raining on the first floor.

Speaker 20 (12:40):
Raining on the first floor.

Speaker 12 (12:42):
Kidding me?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah, but don't are you some kind of idiot.

Speaker 20 (12:45):
I don't mean it's raining on the first floor.

Speaker 19 (12:47):
Tickets plag that beat out of the room floor. I
can't get that.

Speaker 20 (12:50):
Thing plugged up.

Speaker 23 (12:52):
I cannot just easily plug a bed because you know
why you are.

Speaker 8 (12:54):
You kidding me?

Speaker 19 (12:55):
Get that the whole plugged.

Speaker 20 (12:57):
Get destroying my whole house?

Speaker 21 (13:00):
Eric, Eric, listened to me. He has this tool.

Speaker 20 (13:06):
It almost looks like.

Speaker 21 (13:08):
He seems like he's trying to fix the leak. But
listen to me, honey, it almost looks like an ice pick.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (13:16):
Yeah, and what would we be doing with him?

Speaker 19 (13:19):
I don't know what you know.

Speaker 21 (13:21):
I don't know tools. But and he's like puncturing and.

Speaker 20 (13:25):
He's putting a sharp object into the mattress.

Speaker 19 (13:27):
Get the hold on night Night. That's my husband's shirt.

Speaker 21 (13:31):
Oh, honey, her shirt.

Speaker 19 (13:33):
He's wiping the water with your two hundred and fifty
dollars my shirts.

Speaker 20 (13:38):
Give the guy some flags.

Speaker 19 (13:40):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 21 (13:41):
Get that guy on the phone, Okay, hold on one second.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Mike, Yes, hello, you talk my monogrand shirt.

Speaker 23 (13:48):
You know, it's time of desperation, and I didn't want
anything else leaking into the house, so I kind of
built a damn of shirts.

Speaker 20 (13:55):
Do you have talks for this mattress.

Speaker 23 (13:57):
You know in theory, Yes, but give me some credit
because it's only my second day on the job.

Speaker 20 (14:02):
Your second day. Get somebody else there.

Speaker 23 (14:04):
All right, listen, listen, I'm just trying to smooth out
the perforations to the bedpost.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I kind of know what I'm doing. But just tell
your husband off.

Speaker 21 (14:13):
Now, Eric, Honey, you're gonna lose your job.

Speaker 19 (14:19):
Don't come home. I'll get him out of the house.

Speaker 21 (14:21):
Honey, I'll get him out of the house.

Speaker 19 (14:23):
No, don't come in.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Don't come home, Eric, No need to come home. You
just got phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Who's this?

Speaker 23 (14:31):
Hey, Eric, My name is Garrett from Elsterhan and the
Morning Show, and your wife Amanda wanted to play a
prank on you.

Speaker 20 (14:36):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Amanda?

Speaker 20 (14:39):
Are you kidding me? He said this to me at
the office.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Come on, So, Eric, what do you got to say
to your lovely wife Amanda?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Are doing a.

Speaker 20 (14:47):
Poke a hole in the bed would tonight?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Alvis Dan phone time table was pre recorded permission granted
by a part see.

Speaker 25 (14:57):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Sir in the
Morning Show, Elvis Terran, Elvis d Wran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Uh producer Sam is here High producer Sam Hi. Now, look,
you sent me an email.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
We're talking earlier about your ex boyfriend and your new
boyfriend and the chair, and.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
It got me thinking. Got me thinking that a lot
of people listening to our show can relate to what
you're about to say. Let's talk about it.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Go Okay.

Speaker 26 (15:24):
So I have a nice piece of furniture I keep
at my parents' house and I'm going to sell it.

Speaker 16 (15:28):
I don't need it anymore.

Speaker 26 (15:30):
I put it on my personal Facebook and my boyfriend
from college reached out and said he was interested in
buying it, but he just needs to come look at it.
So I don't live near my parents anymore. I can't
get there anytime soon. But William, my current boyfriend, does,
so I'm just gonna hook the two of them up.
Why not William can show him.

Speaker 16 (15:48):
The chair, Yeah, and then he can figure out if he.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Wants it or not.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Oh wait, hold on, I heard Gandhi make a HM noise.
Why so?

Speaker 13 (15:55):
I don't know either party very well, but I can
just see this going wrong in so many ways.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Why it's an ex boyfriend, I mean, they're not together.

Speaker 10 (16:02):
It's over but there's no volatility on either side.

Speaker 26 (16:05):
I hope not on my current boyfriend's side. But I
don't really know my ex anymore. I'm just gonna hope
it's he's a good person and they're both adults, right
we dated up until the end of college's.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Five years ago. Yeah, so here's the thing. It's fine,
X is an ex. A chair is a chair. It's
a sales thing.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I don't know unless.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
They're gonna sit down and swap stories about you.

Speaker 26 (16:30):
Well that they're not welcome to do that. That I'm
going to take off the table immediately control over it. Well,
I have a little control over one of them.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
Wait a minute, So they had you in common, right, yes, both,
So maybe they have a lot in common. What if
they meet up and realize that they have so much
in common they want to become friends.

Speaker 10 (16:49):
Veto you don't have the power to do it.

Speaker 16 (16:52):
They can't become friends?

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Why not?

Speaker 16 (16:54):
Because that's weird for me?

Speaker 15 (16:55):
Now?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Okay? Yeah, yeah, gandhi, Yeah, that's a good point. If
you are going to allow their worlds to collide, then
you there's.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
A chance they could. Oh my god, he's such a
great guy. Let's all go out for drinks one night
and they will become friends, I think. But here's my point.
I think that's fine. Who cares he's an ex boyfriend?
Do you have any feelings for him?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Does he have any feelings for you? It's a chair. Yeah,
you have a boyfriend. Do you have feelings for your
current boyfriend?

Speaker 16 (17:24):
I do, thankfully?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Does he have feelings for you?

Speaker 10 (17:26):
I hope?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
So this is a no brainer. But let him buy
the chair.

Speaker 16 (17:30):
This is just a business transaction. I just want to
make that money. Like just kind of.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
Look, I'm with Elvis in on one part of it,
but it's just kind of weird that, Like I don't
know where he wants that chair, Like, why does he
have to.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Here is obviously following you on Facebook.

Speaker 16 (17:45):
Yeah, we didn't defend each other. We're adults. You know
what if this is his.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
Way of getting back in touch with you and he's
using the chair, Okay, I'm.

Speaker 10 (17:51):
Going to butt where your butt is? Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Do you think he'll he'll buy your chair and then
take it home and close the blinds and start sniffing it.

Speaker 16 (17:59):
Yes, I.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
I think we're overthinking it. But here my whole point
is this. I want to open it up to relationships
with your current and your ex, so I know it
can work.

Speaker 16 (18:17):
They just can't be friends. I don't allow that.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
How much was the chair, by the way put up
for like four hundred.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Four hundred dollars? The more I think about it, you
should burn that chair anyway. Hello, Michael, Hey, I's going okay.
So you know, our producer Sam came in and she's
selling a chair on Facebook. Her ex wants to buy it,
but her current boyfriend has to be the one that
goes over and meets him and sells it to him.

(18:43):
And I was thinking, and what's the big deal? And
now I'm thinking about my exes and how I don't
want them talking to anyone. I think it's a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
What do you think?

Speaker 27 (18:52):
I mean, I think it could go either way.

Speaker 28 (18:54):
I think you're right, and our Gandhi is right and
saying that there's a chance they could become friends. I mean,
that's what happened with my ex and my current wife.
I mean, we have my ex wife and I have
a child together, so they kind of had to meet,
but I never expected them to be friends. And so
there's a chance, and you can't really stop that.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
That's what I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Were you uneasy in the beginning when your ex and
your current became friendlier other than just you know, being nice.

Speaker 28 (19:22):
Actually I was relieved because, I mean, me and my ex,
we're friends.

Speaker 27 (19:26):
It was an amicable split.

Speaker 28 (19:27):
I was in the army, deploying, traveling.

Speaker 29 (19:29):
She wanted to be home.

Speaker 28 (19:31):
I couldn't do it, and so we were just like, hey,
let's be friends.

Speaker 27 (19:34):
And so that was it was a good split.

Speaker 28 (19:35):
And you know me and my current wife, she's a
good person, and so I'm not surprised it happened, but
I'm relieved.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
So, Sam, when you broke up with your ex from college,
the one who's now in this picture again, I mean,
was it amicable?

Speaker 16 (19:47):
It eventually was, but no, not at first.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Okay, yeah, all right, but it's okay now, Yeah, I hope.
So isn't your gut feeling telling you it's going to
be okay? You're really overthinking this, My gut is.

Speaker 26 (19:56):
But it's not always a good place my guts.

Speaker 28 (20:01):
Look, he's just gonna hand chair, hand money and walk away, and.

Speaker 16 (20:04):
You know that's the ideal.

Speaker 8 (20:06):
You don't come on, you don't think that he's been
thinking of a way to get back in touch with her,
and this now he's perfect opportunity. That she lives a
public life. It's not like she's like he hasn't thought
of her forever. He probably hears her all the time
and he's like, oh, I like to get.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
I just I think that's just a little fara.

Speaker 12 (20:27):
It does seem a little fishy, Sam, Does he follow
you on any other like can you tell us he
follow you on all of the social media?

Speaker 16 (20:32):
Yeah, he's not. He follows me on other forms of.

Speaker 12 (20:34):
Social idi right, it seems a little weird, like he
wants to buy your chair, all.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Right, Michael, we gotta let you go. Hey, Can I
just say it's been a pleasure speaking with you, Michael.
You've been a lot of fun to talk to.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
I like you, right, a million chairs for a million asses.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I know, like my dad used to say, there's an
ass for.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Every chair, right right, Why does he need this one
to put his ass in?

Speaker 5 (20:52):
But as I said, we brought this up, and I
was like, oh, please, you're overthinking it and now thinking
about my axes.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I don't want them coming around. I don't know all.

Speaker 13 (21:01):
Right, breakups are usually never even so someone's got some
type of feelings on one side or the other, and
I just they just don't need to come out.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Hi, Caitlin, Oh Hi, Now this is weird. You had
three of your exes over this weekend to work on
your car, and your boyfriend was there, so there.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Were four of your romantic other halves there this weekend.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
A lot of questions.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
So you guys are all friends, then, I mean, do
you guys go drinking together and partying together?

Speaker 30 (21:28):
I mean, I mean, now I'm going to we'll go
out and get a beer, like as like a group,
like everybody together. But I mean for the most part,
nobody really has any kind of like bad blood as
long as like it's a very straightforward. There's like nothing
possible with the other ones. I mean I was all
friends with one of them with them at some point
to begin with, before I started dating them.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
So why did you need.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
All three exes to fix your car?

Speaker 10 (21:49):
Do you only date mechanics?

Speaker 30 (21:53):
I think it's like a trend, but I think it's
just you know, three minds are better than one, I guess,
or they're just all some and have to use each other.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Oh wow, Okay, Well, Kaitlin, see to me. That sounds
like the ultimate if everyone's getting along. You have three
ex boyfriends one current boyfriend, all working on the car at.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
The same time. I'm like, that sounds like a it's
utopian in a way.

Speaker 9 (22:18):
I mean, it sounds like a movie.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
It's like a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
Thank you, caitly See Kaitlyn. You are proof it could
happen and everyone's fine with it.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Thank you very much. That's wild.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Yeah, but they all became friends and they all go
out drinking.

Speaker 16 (22:29):
Yeah, I don't want that part. The fixing sounds nice.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Hello Teresa, Hello, your husband and your ex from high
school are good friends.

Speaker 31 (22:39):
Yes they are.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
See no problems. There was there ever a weird rub in.
There was there ever, Like, ah, wait a minute, this
is a bad idea.

Speaker 31 (22:46):
Well, so my husband and my ex used to work together,
and one day he came home and he was like, hey,
I invited a buddy and his wife and their kids
over for a cookout. And I was like, okay, not
a big deal. And drives the ex boyfriend with his
wife and their five children, and I was like, oh

(23:07):
my lord. So we smiled at each other. There was
no like, I didn't know who this friend was like,
didn't tell me?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Oh surprise, did he know?

Speaker 20 (23:19):
No?

Speaker 5 (23:20):
No, okay, so how did how did the day go
with your ex and his wife and his five kids
and your current So it actually.

Speaker 31 (23:30):
Went quite smoothly. So my ex and I been friends
probably since we were like ten years old, so there
was no issue as far as the barbecue went. Let went.
And then after the ex and his family left and
my husband made plans with them the following weekend, I went.

Speaker 15 (23:51):
So we need to talk and so I didn't know
how Wow?

Speaker 5 (23:56):
So wait, wait, you guys didn't even have this discussion
during the barbecue. I mean, he knew that you guys
knew each other from school, but not romantically correct.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
So did you ever hang out with them again?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh?

Speaker 31 (24:07):
Yes, yes, we're very very good friends.

Speaker 32 (24:09):
Now.

Speaker 31 (24:09):
Actually, it's kind of funny because the ex boyfriend and
his ex wife are now divorced and we all hang
out but not together.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
So you hang out with your ex who's divorced.

Speaker 30 (24:23):
Yep, but he grew married.

Speaker 33 (24:26):
Okay, all right, wow see look, okay, the point of
this is this, We're all different, right, Teresa, I mean
some you do understand that some people will never ever
want to mix their X with their current.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
But you're fine with it. You're doing you're doing great. Congratulations.

Speaker 31 (24:40):
Absolutely, It's it's kind of hard to explain. And I
totally get this whole chair thing, and I totally get
what Gandhi and Danielle are saying. On a girl's point
of view, there's got to be some reason for why
five years later, this guy, out of the blue says, hey,
I want to buy your chair.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Really, so you think you think I'm just you think
I'm not really focusing on what's really happening here. No,
I say the chair is sold, all right.

Speaker 31 (25:13):
I see a lifetime movie happening here.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Oh boy, we don't need one of those, all right, Teresa,
thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
So she she agrees with Gandhi and daniel Something something
fishy going on here.

Speaker 10 (25:23):
Don't sell that chair.

Speaker 16 (25:24):
I'm selling the chair. I'll just like sall it first.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Yeah, I would say it's sold.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Well okay, I don't know when daniel first brought that up.
Yeah he's up to something. The first thing I said was,
you're out of your mind. You watch too many lifetime movies.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
I do.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
But but now now you're thinking.

Speaker 12 (25:41):
About it, and you're going I just think there's plenty
of other places to get a chair. It's not like
it's some like family heirloom or anything like that. He
can go get a chair somewhere. So yeah, okay, you
don't need to plant his ass where Sam's ass has been.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
When when is this transaction going to occur?

Speaker 16 (25:58):
It's the most top. The next few d is the
two of.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Them, and the two of them. Who's going to be
there with them?

Speaker 16 (26:03):
It's just them? Huh, it's just going to be them.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
I hope your boyfriend comes back.

Speaker 26 (26:09):
Okay, oh, trust me. Between the two of them, William
will be fine.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
You know there's a there's a word called trust.

Speaker 16 (26:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Not only do you need to trust in other people,
you also need to trust that the situation will be fine.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
There's also another word.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
Called what crap will happen? Not one word, but it's
another saying. I can't say the poop word because I
get in trouble.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
All right, Well, thank you for not saying the poop word. Gandhi,
you're being so quiet.

Speaker 13 (26:40):
I just I mean, I'm trying to process being cool
with an X because that has never happened in my life.
So I don't know if I was cool with an
ex if I would be okay with them hanging out
with the current.

Speaker 10 (26:49):
And I still say, no, you just got to keep
it separate. There's no need for.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
It, you know. There's a reason why I keep my
exes my exes.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Yeah, and they're all great people, and I had great
relationships with them for a while and then it ended.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
And I just don't have enough.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
I don't have enough real estate in my life to
worry about anyone else other than the person I'm with currently,
in our in our circle of friends.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
I don't think we gave Sam the answers you wanted.

Speaker 16 (27:13):
No, No, she's so much worse.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I'm like you.

Speaker 26 (27:17):
I think that's why I didn't think much of it.
I'm just like, here's a human who wants to buy
the chair. It just so happened that we dated for
a few years.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
What's up, Froggy.

Speaker 12 (27:24):
Yeah, I'm weird about access too. There's a one of
my exes. She's i mean, been my ex for twenty
some years. There's a street by my house with her
name on it. I will turn down that street. I
don't want anything to do with it. Nothing, just it's
like it does it clean it right?

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Speaker 5 (28:17):
Hey, did you see the story about a guy that
went into a restaurant he ordered?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Uh? I think it was a ninety something dollars meal
with a friend, and the gurtuity he gave to the
server was a twenty five dollars Amazon gift card. Did
you see the story?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
You saw it? So what do you think about that? Gandhi?

Speaker 13 (28:39):
I didn't see the problem with it that I know
a lot of other people.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
Did see with it.

Speaker 13 (28:44):
I think that one twenty five dollars on ninety is
a pretty good tip, is it?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Not? Like?

Speaker 10 (28:48):
That's that's good?

Speaker 6 (28:50):
And Amazon you can buy all.

Speaker 16 (28:51):
Kinds of stuff.

Speaker 13 (28:51):
It doesn't have to be clothes or electronics. You can
get things that you need to sustain your life. So
a lot of people were saying like, oh, I can't
pay my bills with that.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
Well kind of in a little bit of you can't.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Okay, Well hold on to that.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
And if you if you're working in the restaurant business
of Texas at fifty five one hundred gratuity, yeah, I
didn't even think of that.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
So if you're working in.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
A restaurant and you're supposed to pull your tips, oh
that twenty five dollars Amazon gift card?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
How do you split that up?

Speaker 18 (29:14):
You do you? Hearry that?

Speaker 6 (29:15):
You put that right in your pocket.

Speaker 13 (29:16):
Oh the pulling tips thing sucks too though, if you're
if you're in okay. So when I was a waitress,
I was a waitress for four years when I was
in college. And if I'm busting my ass with like
a twenty top table and I make a ton of
money off of that table, and then stupid Daniel with
his two top trying to make the staplers zap people

(29:36):
when they touch it, I have to end up splitting
my tip with him back.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
What did Daniel?

Speaker 10 (29:42):
He would try?

Speaker 13 (29:43):
He had one of those stupid tricks staplers that would
zap you every time you picked it up to like
staple something together, so he would spend his time doing that. Meanwhile,
I've got a twenty top and now I have to
split my money with dumb Daniel.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
No, that was Daniel Daniel.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Percent.

Speaker 12 (30:00):
You have some people that are working much harder than others,
and therefore you are taking away the incentive of the
people who are not working that hard versus the people
who are working hard. Now Gandhi's going to give her
tip up to damn dumb Daniel over here. He's not
doing jack crap and at the end of the night
they walk away with the same thing when they didn't
work the same It's wrong.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
There was a story in the news I forgot where
she worked. She received like a massive tip, like a humongous,
like out of control tip from this guy, and then
the boss came up and said, well, you've got to
split that with everyone.

Speaker 13 (30:34):
And he was even saying including with the management team,
which I've seen some places try to say you have
to split with managers. Managers are making a full salary.
These servers and waitresses, they're making five six dollars an hour.
I didn't even know what it is now, but like nothing.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
And you know what if you gave really good service
and say that customer really likes you so much, that's
why they gave you that massive tip.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
They didn't meet Charlie in the back. What if Charlie
like jars?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Exactly?

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Why am I giving.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Charlie some Here's an idea.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
What let's say I sit down at your table and
you gave it an incredible, incredible meal, you took care
of a such goody and let's say I tip you
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Okay, wow, okay, awes. My suggestion would be, rather than
splitting that with everyone, you can split twenty percent of
that with everyone and then you get to keep the rest.
Would that work? Would you be okay with that?

Speaker 10 (31:24):
Nice of you? I would stay mad at giving Daniel
my money.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
That takes some math.

Speaker 12 (31:28):
Or give them a standard tip and then ask them
what their venmo is and send them the rest of
their venmo and the rest of the staff doesn't ever know.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Jack squad about it? Staff, Okay, we'll take care of them.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Back to the Amazon thing, here's the thing. It depends
on where that server is in life.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
An Amazon gift card could be great or they have
they're bump busting their ass at three jobs. They need
money to support a kid, and maybe they really prefer
the cash. Where is Who's on the line, is it Melissa? Yeah, Melissa,
let's go talk to Melissa. Let's coach some one that's
actually working in a restaurant. You you work in a
restaurant right now, right, Melissa?

Speaker 30 (32:04):
Yeah, I managed a restaurant.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Okay, I give you a twenty five dollars Amazon gift card.
Do you look me at me and say thank you
or look at me and say, f you, which one
do you give?

Speaker 15 (32:14):
I definitely look at you and say thank you.

Speaker 13 (32:16):
If I'm thinking you, oh, here's gifted too, Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Thought that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Well okay, hear me out though, I'm not disagreeing with you,
but regifting to me in this situation will be giving
you a shirt my mom gave me that I didn't right,
twenty five dollars Amazon gift card has value for things
that you most likely would probably want in your life.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
But you still say cash is king for you?

Speaker 17 (32:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 34 (32:41):
Definitely okay.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Look, by the way, by the way, for the record, Melissa,
I will never give you an Amazon gift card.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I will always give you the best tip of the day.
I swear to God, I have.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Some gift places.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
I got gift cards too that I wouldn't want that
I could leave us to exactly.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Yeah, here's a gift card for Red Lobster down the street,
which is how I give you that.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
I love the best kits. But Melissa, now at your restaurant,
do you guys pool your tips or do you keep
your own?

Speaker 30 (33:09):
No, so ever keep their own.

Speaker 13 (33:10):
I mean they tip out like the food runners, but
otherwise they keep their own.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
There you go, all right, Melissa, loving that you're listening
to us. You have a great day. Okay, thank you too,
thank you. Yes, scary you had something to say?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
What was that?

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Yeah, I just think that I agree with you. Got
to hustle for your own tips. They should be every
person for themselves. But in a group party situation, I
think the rules do change.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I used to cater weddings for a living, and back
then we all were group.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
We all were a team against doing this services for
the entire party. So any tip that came in that
needed to be pooled int D because everyone worked on
it together.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
It was a project.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Line to twenty is Devin, you still work in the
restaurant business.

Speaker 35 (33:54):
I still do.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yes, Okay, I give you a twenty five dollars Amazon
gift card on a ninety dollars bill. It's actually, you know,
more than twenty percent. So what do you think I'm touching?

Speaker 36 (34:05):
For joy, I've got four kids.

Speaker 14 (34:06):
I can buy food off Amazon. I can buy a
bunch of other stuff.

Speaker 19 (34:09):
I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Okay, all right, See, like I said before, it depends
on what they're where they are in life. You know,
Amazon gift card would come in handy for you. And
it was actually more than twenty percent, So it's a
pretty good tip. All right, Thank you, Devin, Thank you
for listening to us. Have a good day to day.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Line twenty two is, Melissa says, No, totally unacceptable. Oh absolutely, Melissa,
tell us what's on your mind. We just we lost her. Okay.
She said they regifted a gift card because they were
too cheap to leave a tip which would exactly which
would come from their account.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
All right, everything the same thing that it was regifted.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
But it's still it's it's still twenty five dollars. It's
not like giving like a gift certificate.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
From somebody gave me a twenty dollars bill and I
gave it to you.

Speaker 12 (34:55):
It's a regifted twenty dollars bill, but it's still twenty
four pill Who cares?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Okay, the story restaurant orders, Okay, here it is. Oh,
it was a huge tip. It was a twenty two
hundred dollars tip wow.

Speaker 9 (35:09):
Okay, blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
It had been in Bentonville, Arkansas, in a restaurant. A
party of at least two dozen people left a forty
four hundred dollars tip wow for their two waitresses to share.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
That's twenty two hundred a piece.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
They said it was an incredible thing to do and
see her reaction was awesome. To see what that meant
to her and impact her. It was great, says one
of the waitresses. But they're saying no. The bosses came
in and said, no, you're not going to keep all
that money. And so this woman had been working at
this restaurant for three and a half years and she'd

(35:45):
never been asked to split her tips before.

Speaker 10 (35:47):
I see, that's so shady anyway.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
So anyway, so something ended up happening. There was a
skirmish between the server and the manager. So she was
fired and then so the people came back and said, well,
we're going to cancel that tip.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
I'm not leaving that tipping with you guys. Displait good good,
and there you go.

Speaker 10 (36:09):
It's just crappy.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
All I know is you know, anyone who's in the
customer service world, if it doesn't matter doing retail or
you're you're working in a restaurant, you know, I everyone
on the show, we will always treat you like the
gold you are. But I see it at tables next
to us how you're treated sometimes. And you know that
people who treat you like crap, you know they're not
tipping nothing to anything, right.

Speaker 13 (36:32):
Right, And you've said this before, but when you don't
tip somebody, you actually leave them zero.

Speaker 10 (36:37):
You are costing them money.

Speaker 13 (36:39):
It actually costs them money to take care of your
table because at the end of it they have to
tip out based on alcohol sales and food runners and
they're still tipping out, but you've left them nothing, so
they're paying for you to have been there, and that's
a really crappy thing to do.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
It is. I don't think people understand how it works,
and even if they did, they're idiots. Finally, line twenty two,
John are you do you work in a.

Speaker 34 (37:01):
I did for about ten years.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Okay, so you know, so where do you fall on this?

Speaker 1 (37:06):
So?

Speaker 34 (37:07):
I mean it's I rather cash, of course, but a
gift card. People are not doing very well right now.
So if someone can give you a gift card instead
of cash, I mean I'll take it because I've gotten
zero dollars on the table before, and like the last
person said, we pay to wait on your table if
you give a zero. So I can use that gift
card for something. I'm happy if you give me anything. Really,

(37:28):
I mean, well, John.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
What if I gave you a twenty five dollars gift
card for Victoria's secret?

Speaker 31 (37:33):
Oh?

Speaker 34 (37:36):
I know I know someone I can give it to.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Okay, see John who wins the Blue Ribbon for positivity today.
I friend John, John, here's a gift card for piercing
Pagoda at the mall.

Speaker 10 (37:50):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Thanks for listening, John, have a safe to drive to work.

Speaker 34 (37:57):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
All right?

Speaker 25 (38:00):
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Dauran in the Morning Show, alst in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
So you sit there thinking what tomfoolery is going on?
All the songs are playing.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
I'll tell you right now, here's the conversation we just
excuse me, here's the conversation we just had because I
just blew my nose and then I opened the Kleenex
to look to see what came out right, and my
question was does everyone do this?

Speaker 6 (38:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Everyone actually gave me a standing ovation.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Yeah. God always thought it was a law.

Speaker 13 (38:36):
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the color and make sure you don't need meds or
a doctor.

Speaker 10 (38:41):
Visit science and.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Out here in sound a favorite's so dry.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
I mean when you bloil your nose, I mean it's
we call it chips, and so also that's what comes out.
You know, it's gross, but it's just so interesting.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
It's one of those bodily function things that we all
do that we don't to admit, but of course leave
it to us to have a conversation about it.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
Guys, if it's green, like neon green, go see somebody please.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Really, what is the rule.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
I think it is.

Speaker 8 (39:07):
It's like it's an infection and you need to get
some meds. Were green, not like neon green, Like that's
a problem.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Neon green. It sounds festive. I kind of want that.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
There's certain the bodily things.

Speaker 12 (39:20):
You have to look to make sure that everything's right
or what's wrong exactly.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
So, guys, do you ever like, okay, here we go, ready, listen,
and then let's let's not dog pile. Let's just have
a nice conversation. Okay, when you go to the bathroom and.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
You go peep me, right, do you ever like like
sniff your finger just to see what you.

Speaker 11 (39:44):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
For ladies, well, I mean, what weird thing do you
do that guys don't know about? Oh?

Speaker 13 (39:54):
I mean I am forever pulling a long piece of
hair out of strange places, and I know that every
now and then it will happen to my boyfriend as well.
He'll pull one of my very long hairs out of
weird places.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
Like yeah, But other than that, I feel like we
can't we're not shoving fingers places.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I hope.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Okay, before okay, let's say you're going to bed at
night and you know you may be intimate that night.
Do you kind of just check and make sure you're
you're fresh and ready to do you want to be?

Speaker 10 (40:23):
Of course, I think everybody does that.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
You don't want to have to thank come on as a.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Friend, right, Yes, scary.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
What Every few hours I.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
Do a pit check, you know, I just take my finger,
I go and your your arm, little arm pit, and
then yeah, and then and then you.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Touched everything around you after you.

Speaker 11 (40:41):
Did yeah, look on your face. Because I sometimes have
a body odor problem. I can't control it exactly.

Speaker 18 (40:52):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
By the way, I don't need my finger to check that.
I mean, it's pretty pretty discuss because we're near you'll tell.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
You what does your fiance say about this stink?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
To go shower?

Speaker 11 (41:03):
I've gotten that she goes you need to go shower
before we do anything.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Do you think maybe it's your diet? Is there something
that you're eating or drinking that's making you smell?

Speaker 11 (41:13):
I can't blame it fully on this stroke, but I
know after the first one, I would sometimes forget to
put deodorant on one arm. I don't know if that's
like a thing, but I would do like the the
left arm and then just put the deodor in away,
so then my right arm would do.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
You know what I think it is?

Speaker 8 (41:29):
You know, you always tell everyone how hot you are
and blah blah blah. You can't have everything, so God
had to give you something. So the stankness is what
happened to you?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
You were blessed. You were blessed with stank.

Speaker 10 (41:44):
Do you do you tell people when they're stanking? Are
you like, hey, you know, just a heads up, there's
something going on here?

Speaker 5 (41:51):
Okay, look, you know Nate's he's my little brother. We
can tell him anything, right, Yeah? Yeah, I mean, Lord
knows he doesn't hold telling us the stupid bitchy stuff
he says.

Speaker 9 (42:02):
So it's true.

Speaker 13 (42:04):
I did it to Scary not too long ago. We
were in the car and I was like, what is that?
Did you cook with onions yesterday? Because I didn't want
to be like, dude, did you forget the deodorant?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Like?

Speaker 16 (42:14):
What is going on?

Speaker 7 (42:14):
I smelled the onions on my coat and I but
I was so happy she told me because now I'm
gonna take this jacket to the cleaners eventually.

Speaker 8 (42:24):
No, wait a minute, can I say something about onions?
Was anyone else in New York yesterday? And felt like
New York City smell like onions all day? Like I'm
not even kidding you. From the time I left the
radio station, I walked like five or six blocks to
the parking garage and I got there and I said
to the guy, I go, does New York City smell
like onions today? And He's like, I didn't notice it.

(42:46):
So everywhere I went smelled like onions.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
It was the weirdest thing.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
I will tell you.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
There were mornings I would have walked to work in
New York City and it would smell like cinnamon. And
I know it wasn't cinnamon. I know it was like
some some plant.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Over in New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Oh oh, God makes it in the meadowlands, producing some
awful chemical that that smell always floats over to Manhattan. Whatever.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
No, sometimes the city has a smell cinnamon onions. I'd
rather please ooze anyway. So bottom line is for health reasons.
If you know, if you blow your nose, take a
look if it's neon green. According to all these physicians
on the show, if it's neon green, you really should
get checked out.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
Doctor Danielle and doctor Gandhi.

Speaker 25 (43:28):
Here you go, don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the
Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
All right, Danielle, what do you have cooking today?

Speaker 8 (43:35):
A Leana says her husband Jose loves his car and
he hates when she uses it.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
And every time there's a little scratch on it.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
He goes crazy, so she says, call him, tell him
I was in an accident with a crazy person and
that's what I did, and I played the crazy person.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
So really yeah, wow, let's see how this works out.
Today's phone tap with Danielle.

Speaker 31 (43:58):
Honey, something just happened right now. I hit this Katie
in the back.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
The whole fun is like completely a wreck. You know,
it wasn't my fault.

Speaker 27 (44:09):
It was her fault. She stopped all of a sudden.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
Don't tell him it's my fault.

Speaker 16 (44:13):
You hit me.

Speaker 37 (44:14):
You're the one that shut her.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Shut Hello, I'm talking to you, let.

Speaker 9 (44:21):
Me talk to.

Speaker 15 (44:24):
Hello.

Speaker 27 (44:25):
Hey, Hey, calm down. Let's let's let's work this out.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
All right.

Speaker 37 (44:28):
I'm gonna be talking like a half an hour and
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 27 (44:31):
And I'll take care of the damages.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
Tough guy, What are you gonna do?

Speaker 27 (44:35):
Oh my god, I ain't tough guy.

Speaker 37 (44:37):
Nobody's saying idiot, nobody will talking last no more?

Speaker 27 (44:41):
Okay, accidents happened, dude.

Speaker 8 (44:43):
Maybe if she wasn't yapping on her cell phone, she
wouldn't have had this accident.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Not paying attention accidents happened.

Speaker 37 (44:49):
You gotta calm back so I can fix the situation.
You have to realize my situation. Now, give me twenty
to twenty five minutes.

Speaker 27 (44:57):
You're wasting time after this, no money to do. You're gonna
have to wait for the money.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Tell her to your big machine.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Can I talk to her husband?

Speaker 27 (45:06):
Hello? The only thing she's get in for me? Now,
you know I won't give up some of that. It's
not two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
It's a thousand dollars a damage.

Speaker 27 (45:15):
It's not a thousand dollars. If she's gonna tell a police.

Speaker 37 (45:18):
You are on the cell phone, you are saying attention.

Speaker 31 (45:21):
I'm just gonna give her a thousand dollars?

Speaker 27 (45:23):
What's with a thousand dollars? My god, wasn't you crazy?

Speaker 20 (45:26):
Jane?

Speaker 36 (45:27):
Where are you going?

Speaker 37 (45:28):
What's going to a thousand dollars deal?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Five hundred?

Speaker 4 (45:31):
The most?

Speaker 27 (45:32):
A thousand dollars dollars?

Speaker 6 (45:35):
They're gonna be.

Speaker 27 (45:37):
Hello, it's not a cardless he's driving me, you know?
And what about money?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
You're better have to deal with it.

Speaker 38 (45:45):
Have to watch dady.

Speaker 37 (45:46):
Okay, okay, So then go ahead, give a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Go ahead, let me talk again.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
I get in here.

Speaker 27 (45:51):
Hello, I'm giving you a thousand. I'm not there yet.
That's all I'm giving you right now over the phone.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
You're giving me a thousand dollars dollar voe. You should
see the damage.

Speaker 38 (46:00):
Listen.

Speaker 37 (46:00):
You're not gonna wait for me until I get her.

Speaker 27 (46:03):
That's told you, Jasey, I.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Am getting more than that.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
I'm gonna walk with her to the bank machine and
she's gonna give me more money.

Speaker 27 (46:09):
I'm gonna they don't go like that. It don't go
like she.

Speaker 6 (46:12):
Listens to you.

Speaker 27 (46:13):
Just it's not going like that.

Speaker 37 (46:15):
You understand what I'm telling you.

Speaker 27 (46:17):
We'll pull her back on the phone.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
Say please, and I'll put her back on the phone.

Speaker 27 (46:20):
Don't listen a word.

Speaker 37 (46:23):
Why are you walk back on the phone.

Speaker 36 (46:26):
Here's here's the phone, honey.

Speaker 27 (46:31):
I'm trying to calm the situation down my dayne what
I was just gonna go back and forth with it?
Flow up the window, pull upon me and then look.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Why I talk here?

Speaker 10 (46:46):
You just admitted that your you.

Speaker 27 (46:50):
Know, don't say don't say so, tell her no more?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
You know what?

Speaker 27 (46:57):
The money all the.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
God dude, five down dollars, that's all I'm asking.

Speaker 27 (47:02):
I'm not giving you a five thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
I know you haven't go like that. I know you
have it like that.

Speaker 27 (47:08):
I'm driving a people call you said, have bopped out?
Ain't a body you have? Show soap and stop talking
to my wife. That way actually happen. Either you wait
till I get there, or you get nothing. I'm giving
you a key, That's what it is.

Speaker 21 (47:25):
Right now, you're giving me a g.

Speaker 27 (47:27):
Other than that, you're not getting nothing.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
How about if I get an A or a B.

Speaker 27 (47:31):
You're bugging up. You're going to the stream.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
That's what I'm bogging at.

Speaker 27 (47:36):
Crazy Mania.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
This is Daniel mon Arrow from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 27 (47:43):
Man, I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you in
the home.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
I'm gonna meet Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
This phone tap was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 25 (47:53):
See Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
You when you wake up?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Wake up to Elvis Terrain in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
On all right, let's go scared? Do you have any
music for one hit Wonders?

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Oh that's the one hit Wonders music. How well do
you know your music. I hope that straight and eight
found someone who's worthy of the game. We go talk
to John online nineteen. John's gone from Alabama. How you
doing in Alabama?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
John?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
How you doing?

Speaker 17 (48:33):
I'm great? How are you guys doing?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
You know what? I feel your energy? You've got passion
and you know your music, don't you?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (48:41):
I hope I do.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I know.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
You know.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
We watch game shows on TV and we yell at
people who get the answers wrong, and then you know
you're not in their place when you're doing it. You're
like you're on.

Speaker 17 (48:52):
So it's totally different.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Yeah, yeah, all right, John, welcome to the one Hit
Wonder game. Let me get Oh god, they're on the
Here we go. I got to the right now. All right,
here's how it works. We're gonna play a piece of
a big, huge hit, the only hit by that artist.
If you give me the name of the song, you
get ten dollars. If you give me the name of
the artist, you get ten dollars. You can win twenty
dollars a song, all right, Right, and you're playing against Froggy.

(49:17):
Froggy swears he knows all the answers. So let's see
what happens. All right, John, Here is one hit wonder
song number one. Listen closely, one hit for that artist, title,
artist one or both?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
What do you have?

Speaker 17 (49:37):
That is Jenny? And I do not know the artist,
but I know that the song is called Jenny.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
It is your correct name. You got ten dollars?

Speaker 9 (49:45):
Big money?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Can I still the artist?

Speaker 17 (49:47):
Something killer? Isn't it? Is it something killers? The something killers?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
It's not Froggy?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Who is it?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Who is Tommy two tone?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
That's correct? Big money? I mean, no money, but you
get ten dollars. You get you have ten dollars?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
All right?

Speaker 5 (50:05):
One hit wonder Tommy two tone? Never heard from Tommy
two tone again?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
All right, here we go, Here we go, John, listen
closely here song number two? It enough title or artist
or both? Ten or twenty dollars go.

Speaker 17 (50:23):
That is the Macrena and that is by Tiger.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Okay, that is Makrena, but it is by Los del Rio.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
I wanted to steal it.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
No money, no money, but you get ten dollars. Okay, Tiger? Interesting,
But you know what so far you're doing really well.
Let's see what happens here, John, One hit wonder go
I'm small, all right, John Title or artist or both.

Speaker 17 (50:56):
That is Dexys Midnight Runners. Come on, you got Yeah,
you got twenty nine?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
A big money, big money. That's awesome. Yeah, Dexy's Midnight Runners.
What happens?

Speaker 6 (51:08):
That's so crazy because that song was so huge.

Speaker 8 (51:10):
You would have thought they would have had another big
one or something, but they didn't.

Speaker 17 (51:14):
You would think because big deal.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
All right, here we go another. These are old too, man,
you're doing really well. All right, next one hit wonder song?
Go all right, John Title or artist or both?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Big money, Let's go.

Speaker 17 (51:35):
Oh my goodness, I don't know if I've ever heard
that song. Wow, I don't recognize that at all.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Okay, it was it was a pretty big hit for them.
We never heard of him again, Froggy Okay, no.

Speaker 12 (51:48):
Money is money past the duchy By musical youth Yeah
played against.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
The dun Play play.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Maybe it was not a big hit in Alabama. That's okay,
that's okay, Here we go. I never liked it anyway.
I'm glad you didn't get it. All right, John, Let's
move on to another.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
This is another song, a one hit wonder Listen closet.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Jacket talk about.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
A one hit wonder artist who was not not a
pleasure to work with.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Do you remember that song?

Speaker 17 (52:36):
John, Yeah, that's style. That's okay.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Hold on, See we did contracts with him and we
found out he was rude. But you you've heard Cy
wasn't not a nice guy as well.

Speaker 17 (52:50):
I watched The Smoking Gun Presents and Lonnie Love On there.
She met him once and said that he was the
biggest jerk she'd ever encountered.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
There you go, whoa John, you are up to date?
Love it?

Speaker 8 (53:00):
Backstage at our concert he was a jerk.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
We're doing, we're doing, We're doing.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
I know, we're doing why one hundred jingle Ball in
Miami and he walked in with his crew and he
just owned the place. I'm like, really, honey, we have
your dressing room. It's the broom closet right over here.
All right, John, let's keep moving. One hit wonders one
or both, title or artist you can win big money.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Here we go. A friend, all right, John, what do
you got?

Speaker 32 (53:39):
Is that?

Speaker 17 (53:39):
Just a friend?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
It is? And you know the name of the artist.

Speaker 17 (53:43):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (53:48):
My God? We got to back the truck up to
the bank.

Speaker 24 (53:52):
Man.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
You're loaded up.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
You're loaded up, John, You're doing really, really well, we're
proud of you. All right, keep going.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Your next one hit wonder Never heard from them again
after this song Baby got back?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Wow, Baby got all right?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I think you've heard enough, John, A title or artist
or both? What do you have.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Got back?

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Yeah, I'll never get We were doing this big music
slash radio convention party. It was in Malibu on the beach,
huge huge cookout, and that's when that song was huge.
So the record company that had Bismark, that had Sir
Mix a Lot, they actually floated this big, huge inflatable
ass in off the ocean. You looked way in the

(54:39):
distance you saw this big ass like floating.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
And it flow.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
It floated up to the beach.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
You know.

Speaker 12 (54:47):
He also did the uh when we inaugurated our ship Bliss.
He was one of the performing artists that was on
Bliss with us. He was actually a nice guy.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Yeah, good, we hear nice guys. They have those two
Sir Mix a lot, Baby Got back? All right, we
have a couple more for more big money for John.
All right, here we go. Next song one hit Wonders,
big huge TV show theme song. Never heard from them again?

(55:16):
Title or artist or both? What do you have John?

Speaker 17 (55:20):
That's I'll be there for you.

Speaker 34 (55:21):
You got a b.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
You think they made off that one song?

Speaker 3 (55:27):
I don't know. It depends on who wrote it, you know. Okay?
All right? Another one hit? Wonder for our friend John. John.
Listen closely. Who is this? What song?

Speaker 26 (55:34):
Is this?

Speaker 18 (55:45):
All right?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
John?

Speaker 3 (55:47):
What do you have?

Speaker 17 (55:48):
That's Meridius books. I'm a bitch, I'm a lover.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Wow, you're doing really well. The big money is flowing.
We're gonna have to sell something to pay you off.
I got one more for you, John. Let's see if
you can get big money.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
If you get this one, I will double up Buttercup
twenty dollars for the song title and twenty dollars for
the artist.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Got big hit. Never really had a hit after that
sad She was really nice? All right? Title an artist
or either which one?

Speaker 17 (56:31):
The song is called Torn, and I want to say
that it's by Didough, but I don't think that's right.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
That is not correct.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Froggy for the Wind, Natalie and Big Yeah, but it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Natalie and Brillia. You got torn, big money, you got it?

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Forty fifty sixty.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Let me add up your money twenty thirty, forty fifty sixty,
seventy eighty ninety, one hundred, ten twenty thirty, forty fifty sixty.
You got one hundred and sixty dollars.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
So you did it, John, And you know what, not
only that you're a nice guy. I'm so glad we
met you today.

Speaker 17 (57:06):
I just want to say I was you guys' first
caller of the day on Marty Graul last year, and
it's just a pleasure to talk to you guys again. Gandhi.
You weren't in the last time I talked to you, guys,
and I just wanted to say I love all of
you so very very much. Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Oh John music scary.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
They can't everybody be nice like John?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Here you there you go, John, sigh. Can't be more
like John. John. It's a pleasure meeting you. And it's
a pleasure knowing that you're listening to our show.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Hold on one second, okay, one sixty on the way,
I'll venmo that money to Scotty B and then he'll
send it to I.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
We'll figure it out. He was excellent.

Speaker 10 (57:46):
He was so impressed me too.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Yes, another week and here we.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Go into the day.

Speaker 25 (57:56):
Cal Vista ran in the morning show. Elvis ter ran
in the morning show.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
So whatever you saw this weekend probably doesn't talk what
Sean saw online twenty Hey Sean out there you are. Hey,
So Sean, you're driving down the road minding your own business.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Which highway in Philly? Were you on this Google?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
It was on?

Speaker 29 (58:23):
It was on seventy six? Actually?

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Yes, okay, okay, So what did you see on the
highway in Philly?

Speaker 29 (58:30):
We go to return the U haul trailer and we
see this goose on the side of the road that's
kind of just flapping. It looks obviously injured, and yeah,
everyone was kind of sad for the goose. But then
this car stop and out jump these two guys who
are trying to stop traffic. So they start waving their

(58:52):
hands and running around and everyone's like, what's going on?
This goose comes out of nowhere flapping trying to get away,
and then they picked the goose up and put it
in their car to drive off.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
So they abducted a goose.

Speaker 29 (59:06):
They abducted a goose, And I actually thought they took it, like,
I mean, I'm hoping they took it to someplace where
they can heal. But I think they took it for dinner.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
My god, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
We'll never know unless Look, Sean, obviously you weren't the
only one on the road. If anyone else saw these
guys take the goose, or if if you are one
of the guys who took the goose or you know them, would.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
You please text us at fifty five one.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
We need to get to the bottom of this goose
abduction story.

Speaker 29 (59:37):
Yeah, I mean everyone should be worried about the goose.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I'm telling you right now, geese, their means you really
shouldn't be screwing around with them.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
I mean they will peck your eyes out, you know.
I mean, they are violent. But and they pooh, oh
my god, they pooh more than my dogs everywhere.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
So if you know more about the goose.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
That Sean's talking about, would you please get in touch
with this all right? Thank you, Sean, Thank you for
checking in. We'll find out more about this goose subduction.
It's very important we do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
I need to know, all right, Thanks for listening to us.
Have a great day. There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Everything's blowing up, the phone lines are blowing up. Everyone
is a goose story. Really, all these years, we just
could have talked about geese would have been relevant.

Speaker 13 (01:00:21):
I think everyone has a goose story. They're everywhere. They're
not specific to like one place. Geese are everywhere, and.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
They're mean, mean, mean as hell. Absolutely, and chihuahuas. Chihuahua
is another story.

Speaker 10 (01:00:34):
Two of those animals, they're the ones I don't approach.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
You may have a chihuahua. You may love chihuaha's, but
I've never been at chihuahua that was nice. They always
tried to bite your head off. I would love to
see a goose in a chihuahua in the ring together
and see which one, which one will be left standing. Anyway,
the phones are ringing. Go to line twenty four, Damnielle,
Hello lady, Hello lady. So you have a goose story?

(01:01:00):
You big ratings in radio, big ratings when you talk
about geese. Anyway, go ahead. You saw the same thing
that we heard from our friend in Philly talk about
multiple times.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
What did you witness as far as geese go and where.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Did it happen?

Speaker 39 (01:01:16):
Okay, So I'm from Massachusetts. I live in Connecticut now,
and there was this pond in West Pewdy, Massachusetts where
these people used to go and they would hit the
geese with the bat on the head and throw them
in their.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Trunk and drive away.

Speaker 39 (01:01:29):
And it happened all time. Then they were going for
their dinner goose.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
I guess little Christmas goose. I don't think you shouldn't
beat one over the head. Can't you just go to
Walmart and buy one at the grocery store?

Speaker 39 (01:01:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 35 (01:01:47):
It was really bizarre.

Speaker 39 (01:01:48):
We used to see it all the time, and it
was always dealing all the time, all the time. Like
they would just like every weekend and you'd be driving
by the pond and you'd see people taking geese.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Look that's not hunting.

Speaker 39 (01:02:02):
No, seriously, that's strange.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
I don't like that at all. Yeah, all right, thanks
for your goose story. Everyone has a goose story. You
have a great day. Thank you so much for listening
to us. Love you more.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
A line twenty is Casey Casey's calling with a goose story. Yes, Hi,
is this Kelsey Kelsey? Hi, Kelsey, what's going on? No
Casey Casey? No, okay, Casey Kelsey's on. Our next call
is from Kelsey Casey. So you call the police on
a couple of guys that were abducting a goose.

Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 35 (01:02:37):
I was at a park, just minding my own business,
and I saw this truck pull up to this group
of geese and these two guys came out with a
box and they grabbed this goose and shoved it in
the box. And I'm watching this whole thing, and I'm
just like hysterical, and I start crying, and I'm.

Speaker 37 (01:02:54):
Like, what do I do?

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
What do I do?

Speaker 35 (01:02:56):
So I called the police and I told them what
was happening, and man, a police officer got there in
like thirty five seconds. He was so quick to show up,
and they he talked to the two guys with the
goose and then drove off into the park. So I
walked over to him and I was like, is that goose?

Speaker 17 (01:03:14):
Okay?

Speaker 35 (01:03:15):
I'm still crying hysterically. As the goose is getting taken away.
They're like, oh, yeah, he's just animal control and the
goose is hurt, so he's going to get help. I'm like,
oh my goodness, I feel like such a moron.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
So these guys were like animal control guys.

Speaker 35 (01:03:29):
They were animal control, but they didn't nothing was on
the they weren't wearing anything that said animal control. They
just had like an old computer box and they were
shoving this goose in.

Speaker 13 (01:03:37):
It is goo subduction more of a thing than we
ever knew, because.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
That's so this is new to me. I guess at
least they were going to eat it like some people.
Stop there doing all right, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
So if you see a goose subduction, you should question
them before you call the authority.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
What part?

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
What are you doing the goose?

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Thank you very much, Casey.

Speaker 40 (01:04:03):
Thanks Mite.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Kelsey on line twenty one, another goose story.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
We could do this all day.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
How is this happening?

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
It's a ratings grabber. Danielle, come on, hello, Kelsey.

Speaker 36 (01:04:16):
Hello, everybody has to going.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Well, hello lady, So you got attacked by a goose?
I know their geese are awful. Anyway, go ahead.

Speaker 36 (01:04:25):
So I was on a second day with somebody and
we decide to take, you know, just a little stroll
around the lake and look at all the pretty things,
you know, how romantic. And I see a little baby goose,
and naturally I go near it because I love animals,
and I have no control. I start walking towards. Then

(01:04:46):
all of a sudden I hear that like like where,
and this massive goose comes flying at me, and it
starts was literally attacking me and chasing me. So I
start running all over the lake because now I'm trying
to get rid of this goose off of me, and
the guy I'm with is hysterically laughing, and he's like,
just he can't even move because he's laughing. I'm losing

(01:05:09):
my shoes as I'm running all over the place, and yeah,
I became a street We dishoveled after getting attached by
a goose on a second day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
On the second date, well, so did you drop this guy?
He sounds like a loser.

Speaker 36 (01:05:20):
Yeah, oh my god, no, he was really nice. But
on the third day he did bring me a beanie
baby of a like of a goose and was like, oh,
yeh want to the memory.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
But he didn't try to say you he laughed.

Speaker 36 (01:05:36):
He didn't he I mean, honestly, I would have laughed too.
It was very funny, So I can't lose him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
So, but there was no date after the third date.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Was that it.

Speaker 36 (01:05:47):
I actually had a dati um for quite a while
and then we like went off to college and did
you know there are separate ways? But the goose story
does reunite us anytime. We see goose things, so I
can't wait to tell him and be like, hey, remember
that's how you me get attacked by the goose.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
I mean they are vicious, these giese all right, thank
you so much, Kelsey. Have a great.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
Day, happy goose chasing. Anyway, Wait, we have more calls
about gees.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Yeah, this is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Okay, we're literally here all day.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Okay, we have to talk to Jessica. Line twenty four,
also attacked by a goose. Oh Jessica, what's it feel
like to be attacked by a goose?

Speaker 41 (01:06:28):
Hey, guys, how you doing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
We're doing okay, but we're a little concerned. Tell me.

Speaker 38 (01:06:32):
Okay. So I'm a property manager and I have a
building bar on Lakes and I see your little ones
all the time, and yeah they're me and they you know,
they squawk at you. And I'm walking around the back
of a building and I always have pepper spray with
me because I never know. And this fifty pound with
the red eyes and the red legs comes running after me.

Speaker 41 (01:06:54):
Same thing with that lady. I'm running and pepper spray
the goose, Okay, spray, trying to get the pecker up,
shake and trying to get the pepper spray open in
the right direction, and I just sprayed it and it
it's them, and I don't know where I'm going to

(01:07:15):
crap out of me that thing with fifty pounds.

Speaker 38 (01:07:17):
It was like a turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Wow.

Speaker 41 (01:07:23):
So it was okay though the goose, the goose was fine.

Speaker 17 (01:07:26):
It just I did.

Speaker 38 (01:07:28):
I couldn't let it get me.

Speaker 40 (01:07:29):
Kid, all right.

Speaker 38 (01:07:31):
I love you guys. You guys are awesome.

Speaker 41 (01:07:33):
Man Danielle, Danielle.

Speaker 38 (01:07:35):
And Gonda, you guys makes my day. Uncle Johnny jokes
your laugh makes me laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
I love that. Thank you so much, Jessica. Ahead of day, okay,
and just talking about geese all day.

Speaker 13 (01:07:48):
I'm telling you so you know, I lived in Boston
for a while at the Boston Public Garden. There's a
little lake they call it like Swan Lake, meaner than
geese are swans.

Speaker 10 (01:07:57):
And if you sit there long enough, guaranteed you watch
somebody get attacked.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
It was glorious, so good nature.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Are we on?

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Hey, Frommie, I don't believe the story you told me.
Tell everyone the story.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
See if you guys believe.

Speaker 12 (01:08:32):
This So my mom and dad were in town over
the weekend, and my mom is complaining. Every time I
see my parents, they always want me to fix their electronics.
So my mom was like, my iPad is so slow,
and I said, well, do you want me to take
a look at it. She's like, I did what you
told me, and I closed the apps. Every time I looked,
every apps closed. So I opened up Safari and as
I open up a Sofari, the iPad comes to a

(01:08:54):
screeching halt. That does nothing. So I hit the tab button,
you know, the little two windows sea see me tabs
are open. There's three hundred and nineteen tabs open.

Speaker 32 (01:09:04):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:09:07):
So every time she opens Safari, it's refreshing three hundred
and nineteen websites.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
That's a lot. That's a lot of websites.

Speaker 12 (01:09:17):
She says, well, I can't close all three hundred and
nineteen of them. We'll be here for a week. She said,
what will we do? I said, Mom, you can google?
How do I close all tabs at once? So we
googled it together, we closed it. iPad fixed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
See you look at it? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
So I must commend you, Froggy. You had patience with
your mom. You know a lot of people lose patience
with their parents. I know, scary when he deals with
his mom and dad, like what's their latest?

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
My mom will start a text message to me.

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
I reply, she responds back on WhatsApp, So then I
have to go find out.

Speaker 9 (01:09:49):
Then I reply on WhatsApp and then she responds back
to me again on Facebook messenger.

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
She's got no concept of keeping the conversation in one format.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
That's they just don't know. I mean, they know enough
to be dangerous.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
You know, yes, my mom does this.

Speaker 8 (01:10:05):
So I will text my sister in law, my sister,
and my mom all in one text, right, and I'll
tell them what's going on family.

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
But la da blah. So I'll go, Ma, you never
answered the text.

Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
She goes, Oh, I thought that was for your sister
and your and Robin, And I go, you're on it.

Speaker 18 (01:10:21):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
Come on, you couldn't read it if you weren't attached
to it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Oh, I was reading their text messages.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
How could you read their text?

Speaker 27 (01:10:32):
Have no come?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
So you want to look? You love your mom and dad.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
They taught you how to do everything you do, and
they supported you when you need to support, you need
to be patient with your mom and dad.

Speaker 10 (01:10:42):
Oh yeah, totally. You need to my dad one time.

Speaker 13 (01:10:45):
So first of all, let's start with the fact that
he has a flip phone and he recently broke it
and somehow bought another flip phone. So I need to
talk to whoever sold him that phone because I'm upset
about it.

Speaker 10 (01:10:54):
But he got a new car.

Speaker 13 (01:10:56):
And he said he kept hearing this sound in the car,
and I got in the car, couldn't hear it.

Speaker 10 (01:11:00):
My sister couldn't hear it. He was like, I can't
tell you, but I'm telling you there's something wrong with
this car.

Speaker 13 (01:11:03):
Takes it back to the dealership screaming at everybody about
what's wrong with the car.

Speaker 10 (01:11:07):
They come and sit in the car. Hear it.

Speaker 13 (01:11:08):
It was the alarm on his cell phone. He set
an alarm on his phone, didn't even know so it
would go off. He thought it was a car. Oh
my goodness, out of the dealerstep about it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
You love them. You gotta have patient.

Speaker 12 (01:11:20):
My parents getting notifications on news sites and stuff, and
my dad's like, why does a notification show up on
this device and not this device, my dad, because you
already acknowledged it on this device. He would wanted to
show up across all set off. Well, I wanted to
show up on all of them, Like, well, then don't
answer it on the one there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
It's hard to explain patients patience.

Speaker 11 (01:11:42):
You're gonna think I'm making this up, but I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Okay, So I was where my dad.

Speaker 11 (01:11:45):
I was sitting in my parents' house where my dad
keeps his iPad, and I see this little strip of
paper with like web addresses written on it, and it's
like the long web address, you know, like slash B
five DNK.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
I go, what's this?

Speaker 11 (01:12:00):
And my mom and my dad goes, well, your mother
said that if I wanted to go back to that
website to use a bookmark. So I've been writing down
these web like no, Dad, like, you can bookmark it
in the in Safari.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
He goes, how do you do that?

Speaker 11 (01:12:17):
I mean like he would sit there and type in
these like words and slashes.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
It's so sweet.

Speaker 10 (01:12:24):
But they know how to use stuff we don't know
how to use. So that's fine. A rotary phone.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
A rotary phone, Oh my god, I haven't used one
of those since I was a baby. Exactly. Rotary you
put your finger in a hole and you pull it
all over to the rise and let go.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
What's the noise?

Speaker 36 (01:12:45):
See?

Speaker 10 (01:12:45):
I looked at one of those, was like, what in
the heck is this?

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:12:48):
And my mom laughed at me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
So text message says my mom thought the only emoji
she had was the first page of smiley faces. She
had no idea there were other emojis because you can
swipe through.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
She's had a smartphone for seven years, didn't know of
the world of emojis.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
That awaited her. A.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
It's okay though, But like I said before, and I'll
say it again, just be patient with them, right they mean, well,
they just don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Are you trying to call somewhere?

Speaker 12 (01:13:15):
My dad hates emojis, Like, if you send my dad
an emoji, he won't respond because he doesn't like them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
He's like, I don't want to use emojis. I don't
know what that is.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Too much artwork.

Speaker 13 (01:13:25):
Our parents taught us how to use like a toilet
and forks, and they didn't at us.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
They didn't let us. They taught us how to wipe
our butts exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:13:32):
You just got to be patient with them, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
I said that wipe our buds.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
It was a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
They had a lot of my butt. Got a clean
around there, I know, but so so you know the
patience you must have for your parents. Very important stuff.

Speaker 25 (01:13:45):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
All right, let's get into it.

Speaker 8 (01:13:50):
Danielle Garta hit all right, comes to us from Sergio's wife.
She wants us to phone tap Sergio. She says, Uh,
Sergio left the cleaning company that cleaned our house and
mess such complaining that they broke our vacuum for the
third time.

Speaker 6 (01:14:02):
And they haven't gotten back to us yet. I want
you to get back to us because he's not very
happy right now.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
All right, we love it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
Customer service phone test. Yes, here we go the phone test.

Speaker 6 (01:14:13):
Hello, yes, Hi, I'm looking for Sergio.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Please, this is him.

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
Hi, Sergio, this is Stephanie Meyer calling you from your inmids.

Speaker 32 (01:14:22):
Okay, how are you doing good?

Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
I'm calling you about an email that you sent over
about one of our employees.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
I know she comes and cleaned your house every couple weeks.

Speaker 32 (01:14:31):
Well, thank you so much for calling me, because I've
been calling you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
I'll let you guys a message, like maybe two weeks ago.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Yeah, Unfortunately, we've been very busy. So that's why we
haven't gotten back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
So you've been extremely busy.

Speaker 32 (01:14:42):
Your maids have been so busy they've been breaking my vacuums.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
That I have.

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
The people that come to clean your house, they're very
reliable people. So I'm thinking that if.

Speaker 32 (01:14:50):
They are reliable, can you be to break a vacuum?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
I mean, you hold it, you press a button.

Speaker 32 (01:14:55):
I really don't understand it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
Well, well, maybe the vacuums that you obviously are getting
are not good vacuums.

Speaker 10 (01:15:01):
There's no way these are.

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
These are women know what they're doing. These women know
how to clean homes.

Speaker 32 (01:15:07):
They know obviously they don't know what they're doing because
I vacuum, and I just feel like someone's gonna have to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Pay for these vacus.

Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
Un Fortunately, you're not going to get the money back.

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
I mean that that's how it works.

Speaker 32 (01:15:19):
Maybe we could do this easy, or I can I
can sue your ass up and down.

Speaker 8 (01:15:23):
I mean, I mean really, yeah, but sir, they didn't
do it on purpose. I don't know, what the hell
do you have on your floor?

Speaker 32 (01:15:28):
No, I mean I hope they didn't do it on purpose.
That's pretty vindictive. You have some I don't know some
angry maids over the How are they sucking.

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
Up from your floor? What are you dropping on your floor?

Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
I mean, are you dropping like condoms on your floor
that they're sucking it into the vacuum and it's bust
in the vacuum?

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
What?

Speaker 32 (01:15:44):
What do you what are you trying to say, condoms
on the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
I don't need to be disrespected.

Speaker 32 (01:15:48):
Listen if you want, the phone call can end and
I'll sue your asses from here.

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
You're gonna sue us for a stupid vacuum. Honestly, sir,
do you have nothing better to do with your time.

Speaker 32 (01:15:56):
For a stupid vacuum? Yes, but that's money that I'm
spending out of my pocket. Yes, for a stupid vacuum.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
You know what.

Speaker 8 (01:16:02):
I hate to tell you this, but I've got pages
of things that were wrong with your home that my
maids have come back and complained about.

Speaker 30 (01:16:09):
What.

Speaker 8 (01:16:09):
Yeah, about how dirty your house is, how your toilets
are disgusting, and how they don't want to even go
in your bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
You guys are paid to clean. It does a matter
what's in my bathroom.

Speaker 27 (01:16:18):
I could have monkeys all over my room.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
They gotta cleaning.

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
But it's disgusting. Why should they have to come into
a house like that. It should be at least a
little tidy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
You guys are discussing. This is disgusting.

Speaker 32 (01:16:28):
I never thought when I called you guys, this is
what I would I have to deal with.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
It's ridiculous, and this.

Speaker 32 (01:16:33):
Phone call is gonna have to That's where I come
down there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
And I don't know, Rick, somebody excuse me, you started.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Well, thank you very much then, whatever your name is.

Speaker 8 (01:16:43):
This is actually Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. And your wife just phone tapped you. What
she just phone tapped you on the radio. This is
a joke, No, I swear.

Speaker 32 (01:17:00):
Oh my god, you give me a heart attack, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
No, they really haven't returned your phone call yet, so
you'll you'll be waiting for that call.

Speaker 25 (01:17:09):
Oh my god, Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 25 (01:17:19):
The Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Rody sent me this incredible tweet. It says this, the
six year old just told me that there's a buddy
bench at her school and that if you feel lonely,
you can go sit on the bench and someone will
come and be your friend.

Speaker 6 (01:17:45):
Ah, that's so cute.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
That's cool. Yeah, so we're thinking, okay, that's a great
thing for kids and us too.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
I mean I could The equivalent for me would be
a pub. Okay, like yesterday we went to the whatever
that we were just.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
That was our buddy bench. But no, you know what,
there's got to be a place. Look, we passed in
the city to and fro millions of people every day,
not really thinking about their stories, what they're going through,
where they're coming from, what they're fighting, or what they're enjoying.
So we don't stomp down and go, hey, are you okay?
We don't know them, but if you saw someone sitting
on the buddy bench, you say to yourself, you know

(01:18:24):
this person they need a moment with me.

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
If I saw scary on the buddy bench, I go
over and say, are you okay.

Speaker 6 (01:18:31):
Little boy?

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
You need If I said that, it'd be very creepy.
Are you okay, little boy? Anyway, So the buddy bench,
I think it's a great idea, and let's not keep
it just for the kids. I think adults, we need
to find out where we can have these buddy benches
and tell what other things are the kids doing that
we should be still doing.

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
Nap time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Nap time too, right, gandhi, mm.

Speaker 10 (01:18:54):
Hmm, nap time. Recess.

Speaker 13 (01:18:56):
Yeah, recess needs to happen all the time. Like could
you imagine if we just got little half hour breaks
to go outside and play great snack time.

Speaker 8 (01:19:04):
Oh my gosh, they just got rid of snack time
in my kids school because he was they got to
an age. But imagine, okay, everybody, take out your snacks
and you will get like a fruit snack or cookie
or something.

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
Those best the best time.

Speaker 10 (01:19:17):
We live that every day.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Though we see that time here every day. I think
we should have time out that awesome, you're being a
little jerk.

Speaker 10 (01:19:27):
Time out off to the corner with you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
We'd never see Brody again.

Speaker 13 (01:19:31):
I would love it if we still had little science labs.
Of course, they would have to be overseen by someone
who actually knows that chemicals are going to blow something up,
but it would be awesome to be able to walk
into an actual chemistry lab and be able to do things.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Can't do that. I need to know that because, as
you know, I'm moving to a mountainside to build bombs are.

Speaker 10 (01:19:48):
And that hoodie you said it was that good.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
You have to wear a hoodie and build bombs and
mail them to people. I would love if there was
just magic, by the way, I'm kidding.

Speaker 11 (01:19:58):
I would love that there was just magic carpets around
the city so that you sat down and somebody would
tell you a story.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Great, stop thinking about.

Speaker 10 (01:20:07):
That poopoo and my all of these things that we're saying.

Speaker 13 (01:20:12):
I think about it being implemented in New York City,
and that buddy bench is going to go south so
fast as is nate little magical carpet which will be
infested by rats and roaches and bugs.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Okay, someone needs to clean the rats, roaches and bugs
off of the magic carpet. The buddy bench WI need
to be painted and clean from.

Speaker 8 (01:20:29):
Time to guys, you remember tag when well was catching
kiss when I was a kid. You can't play that anymore,
but that like tag, You know that was fun in
the schoolyard tag all the time with your friends.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Well then you know squid game they had red light.

Speaker 10 (01:20:47):
Yeah, great game.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Oh my god, let's not do that anyway. So where's Abby?
You can help us out? Hey, Abby, how are you hello?

Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Is your last name normal?

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
No?

Speaker 42 (01:21:05):
Actually, but that was my Instagram name in middle school?

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
Normal?

Speaker 14 (01:21:11):
Not so normal.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
We'll see now we're intrigued, all right, So what do
you think we should be doing as adults that we always.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Did as kids?

Speaker 14 (01:21:21):
So the holiday parties they had an elementary school, like
the Valentine's Day party, the the Fall party, the Thanksgiving party,
the Christmas party. But the Halloween party at my elementary school,
they had us put on our costumes.

Speaker 31 (01:21:36):
And take a walk around the block and.

Speaker 14 (01:21:38):
Our parents would line the sidewalks and take pictures of
my cheer floors.

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
Yeah, that was the parade, the Halloween parade.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
We need that now they still do that. We actually
called them laugh not we call them coke parties. We'd
get together and we would drink sodas. Oh I knew
you guys would go there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
By the way, I think.

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
The parties are like they used to because nowadays they
don't allow food instead of in schools and this, that
and the other.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
So, oh, we're gonna do arts and crafts at the party.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Noll right, Abby, uh duly noted fun holiday parties. Thank
you for listening to us.

Speaker 14 (01:22:14):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
A great day, all right, Abby? Not so normal?

Speaker 34 (01:22:17):
We love you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Yeah, I think you can we bring back Dunce caps.

Speaker 13 (01:22:22):
I would love that. That would be so great on
someone's head.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
I want one, Frog, I want one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
We have a stool in the corner and it's appointed
cap that says dunce. That's the ultimate bullying. What's that scary?

Speaker 43 (01:22:39):
I think we should have an office trom where everyone
would ask out somebody in the office and then we
actually do a formal h R is gonna love that?

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Leave room for.

Speaker 9 (01:22:52):
The for the lord.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Between you and you're dancing. I don't know what, Nate.

Speaker 11 (01:22:58):
Remember you used to like any Hat Day or Crazy
Shades Day.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
You're doing it today?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Stop it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Very fashion superhero.

Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
Day, pajama day, they still do it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Yeah, yes, Scotty B.

Speaker 44 (01:23:11):
Can we bring back dangerous playground equipment?

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Danger? Okay? Teeter totters?

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
Now, this is okay, I kid you not Down in
the Seaport District they have teeter totters for adults, and
so Alex and I got on one one day and
sure enough he got off and I hit my ass
on the ground.

Speaker 44 (01:23:28):
I just want my kids to experience a merry go round.
Every playground used to have a merry go round, the
teeter totter, the big jungle gym that you could fall from.

Speaker 12 (01:23:35):
Yes, don't forget the giant slide or you go down
in your legs and your ass would get burned to shreds.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
What'd you call it, the rusted slide, the rusted slide
of death.

Speaker 13 (01:23:45):
You would just slide down and there were shards that
would get you like you always had Abateetnis shot when
we were all.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Oh yeah, wait, so you know growing up in eerie Pennsylvania,
straight Nate had a rusty swing set.

Speaker 9 (01:23:54):
It wasn't stainless steel.

Speaker 11 (01:23:56):
So after like one rainstorm, it was all rust I'm
certain my brothers and I got Titanus like three hundred
times on that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
You remember the.

Speaker 44 (01:24:04):
Ones when you would go forward and the leg would
come up out of the ground, and then you would
go back and the front leg would come up out
of the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Yea, ours was so jacity.

Speaker 11 (01:24:11):
We would try and swing really hard because we were
trying to rip this cement, you know, the anchors out Paul,
So like the harder you swung this, the whole swing
set would swing with you.

Speaker 16 (01:24:21):
Did you jump.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
So high and then you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Would jump right.

Speaker 12 (01:24:25):
You always had your one arm like tucked out of
the swing and you would just loved yourself out.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
You guys an eerie Pennsylvania really knew how to swing,
did swings. Let's go talk to Jenna.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Hi, Jenna, Hi, we're doing well.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Now, what do we want to bring back from our
childhood and reintroduce to our adulthood?

Speaker 30 (01:24:43):
Putting soap in people's mouth?

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Soap in mouth? My mother did that to me one time.

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
Yeah, no, one time.

Speaker 14 (01:24:52):
My mom threatened that with me, and I had real
guts to say, bars or liquid?

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Oh no, which which one? Did you get? The bar
or the liquid soap?

Speaker 40 (01:25:04):
Bar?

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Bar?

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
But think about what you're doing. You're actually putting soap
in someone's mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
They can't be good.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Well, no, you're a mother, did you ever? You never
did a Jenna?

Speaker 9 (01:25:15):
No, they nons I would.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
I didn't go to Catholic school, but nuns would they
take rulers out and.

Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
Start beating your hands to them? God, nons I hear
these stories. They frighten me when I see them.

Speaker 9 (01:25:29):
My father got hits for writing left handed.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
He did just smack it out.

Speaker 9 (01:25:33):
Of your hand with rulers and your.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Italian left sist means sinister. Yeah, it's terrible, awful, all right, Jenna,
thank you soap and mouth. Julian, I'll edit to the list.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
Have a great day. What's the schoolastic book fair.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
They they do.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Today?

Speaker 44 (01:25:56):
It's today my daughter's school. I had to center to
school with money in the little order form.

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
I love it.

Speaker 10 (01:26:02):
Yeah, Field, did you get chapter books or picture books?

Speaker 44 (01:26:05):
She just gets little diaries and stupid stickers and stuff.
What happens? What are you saying, Brodie Field trips?

Speaker 9 (01:26:12):
What sandwiches?

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
I just figured out I'm hating adulthood. You know, it's.

Speaker 10 (01:26:20):
Terrible over here?

Speaker 9 (01:26:21):
Have the dance festival, remember.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
You yodel.

Speaker 8 (01:26:31):
You had ribbons hanging from it and they taught you
would dance, and I think you were.

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
It was very special if your class got picked to
dance the maypole.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
It's a circle and then you go in and out
with you guys have to wear tights.

Speaker 8 (01:26:44):
No, the ribbons would get all braided around the pole
and it was awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
I guess the Bronx in Brooklyn we did these.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Things all right, so there we could go on and on.

Speaker 10 (01:26:56):
We had one more than we I think we should
implement here as.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
A show as many you want, Gandi, what do you
want to add?

Speaker 10 (01:27:01):
We should do a talent show.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
A talent show. Yes, that could be fun.

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Who's gonna be the magician?

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Can I do like I did in high school and
make out with a quarterback?

Speaker 18 (01:27:11):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
Is that your talent?

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Oh my god, that's your chal do it.

Speaker 10 (01:27:15):
Nate knows how to high bodies.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
He's the closest to I'm not going to show you
how to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
Did you guys have situpons? Scary sitapons?

Speaker 8 (01:27:22):
When you so, when we had like something outside, like
you know, the Mayfair or whatever, your mom had to
make you a cushion out of paper bags and stuff
it with with you know, something soft so that you
could sit on it outside.

Speaker 6 (01:27:35):
And they called it a centapon.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
She was a cushion.

Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
Okay, that's not It was better when your mother made.

Speaker 8 (01:27:40):
It for you. Gosh, I'm gonna play hooky, gibbye, go
to the principal's office right now.

Speaker 5 (01:27:46):
My mother gave me a tough Oh my god, real,
a very boogie household. Looking up in the bronx, they're
sitting on those centapons. What's Elvis sitting on?

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
He's a lounging on a toughest.

Speaker 25 (01:28:03):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the Big Show.

Speaker 10 (01:28:08):
I recently discovered I've never been sicker.

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
Sauce on the side. New episodes every Wednesday.

Speaker 25 (01:28:15):
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
I have a restraining order against them.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Oh, Elvis Duran in the Morning show? What Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
So Alex and I went out to dinner last night
and we're sitting at the bar. We love to sit
at the bar, and someone said, hey, you know, where
do you guys live? And I looked at him and
it was a guy and his I guess his wife
right with an.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
A tacky hat.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
Well, okay, you never know if they're listening, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
So we're like, oh, we live, you know, over that way.
I didn't really give an address or anything. No, really,
how do you live in? We're like, well, we live
in you know, blah blah blah. He said, well, we
live right up the road. I mean really like right
up the road. He said, yeah, he said, you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Guys should come over for dinner. And then that's when
I said, what's your name? I'm not kidding you. That
was exactly how the conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Went, right, Yes, totally. It was like from zero to
sixty in three seconds. You what are you doing? Or
do you come here a lot? How long have you
lived around here? And again we live? Right, you should
come to dinner. I'm a great cook, and I'm like,
oh again, what's your name?

Speaker 24 (01:29:33):
It was I don't even remember if they gave us
the name, so you know, okay, So I believe that
they were trying to pick up Elvis.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
I think they were trying to pick up both of us.

Speaker 24 (01:29:47):
And this was a straight couple, a man and a wife.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Well straight to bed, yeah, well, or he could like
to go, you know, he could like to experiment and
she watches. I don't know, you can fill in the
blanks anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Anyway, hides in the closet. Well yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:30:02):
But does that make you nervous because nowadays, like you
don't know what the hell you could have and just
to come up to you and be like, hey, there,
come overron, make you dinner, like I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Know, Well, we're probably not gonna make it for dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Maybe he dessert.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
I don't know, nothing nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
No serving the big braile at dinner or no.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
All right, so look, you know, there is a chance
that we were way off base and it's just our
gut feeling and they could be wrong. But I don't know,
it seems pretty obvious. No, I think a hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
Listening that was aw, Oh my gosh, that's so crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:30:38):
Well, you know, you did hear him say something like
behind like we weren't he said.

Speaker 24 (01:30:43):
Yeah, what I heard him whispering something that I forgot
what he said, but I looked at Elvis, I said.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
M he said something about, yeah, that could be fun.
That could be fun like that, Yeah, they could be fun.
They could be fun. Anyway, So here's my here's my point.
So we were assuming that we were approached.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
I'm not at I'm at ninety eight percent thinking that
that was it was like a swinger thing, right, So
I'm guessing now.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
If you're a swinger and you like to, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Approach people at bars or whatever, you have to be
very aggressive. Otherwise it's just someone being nice. You know,
you're like, oh the pleasantries, Hello, how are you other?
Than that, it's like, Hi, who are you? Where do
you live? We live right up the street. Come I
have dinner?

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
I mean, is that I got a swinger on the line.
Let me go ask her Brittany on line seven.

Speaker 22 (01:31:28):
Hey Brittany, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
Good morning Brittany. So you are a swinger. You're saying
you liked the word swinger. It's just so dated sounding.
I don't know, it sounds like something.

Speaker 22 (01:31:38):
From the nineteen I'm actually not a swinger, but me
and my gay best friend, an older couple try to
pick us up and take us home to swing with them.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Oh you've been asked to swing? Okay, I totally accuse
you of being a swinger. Okay, okay. Did you guys
go home with him?

Speaker 22 (01:31:56):
No, we didn't. We were in our early twenties and
they were probably in their sixties. But they were a
great looking couple and they were so nice, just buying
a shop all night, and then all of a sudden,
she was like, oh, do you want to come home
with us? And we were like to hang out and
she was like no, to like, you know, have sex,
and I was like, oh, no, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
So there it goes that my I think my theory
is correct. If you want to pick people up, you've
got to.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
Be very direct and very aggressive and say no for sex,
and you have to love them up with shots. By
the way, they didn't buy shots last night. No, they
didn't buy a cent because we're not worthy of shots.

Speaker 22 (01:32:32):
No, they brought us a lot of shots. And my
gay best friend was like, I don't get with women,
but thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Yeah, all right, well there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
So uh but you knew exactly what was going on
because she got to the point and used the word sex.
I mean there was no way to yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
Well, best of luck to you. Thanks for sharing that
with you. If ever you do decide to say yes
to them, you've got to call our show.

Speaker 17 (01:32:56):
Promise definitely.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
Well.

Speaker 22 (01:32:58):
I listened to you guys every morning, and you guys
are great.

Speaker 17 (01:33:02):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
Thank you, Brittany.

Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
By the way, someone Brittany so just sent a text
and I bet they wanted to take you home and
eat you.

Speaker 10 (01:33:11):
Hr mister kidney or something.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
You never Yeah, oh god, you've heard the stories. Thank you, Brittany.
Let's go talk to line four and Raven.

Speaker 5 (01:33:17):
Raven got invited over and actually went and she's swung.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Talk about it. How was your night?

Speaker 36 (01:33:23):
Hi?

Speaker 42 (01:33:24):
It was very interesting?

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
Now, is this something you've done before or was this
a like a one off thing or what?

Speaker 42 (01:33:32):
No, this is a one time thing. It was the
New Year's party. They had an open bar, so we
were drinking quite a bit and this couple approached us
and we went home with them with me and my
best friend.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
Right, and did you stay, did you spend the night
or did you do your thing and head out?

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
No?

Speaker 42 (01:33:53):
We sent them night and they drove us back to
get my car after well.

Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
And look, I'll be really clear, I'm not condoning anyone
for swinging.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
That's that's not at all. That's not us.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
Well, but you know, if you're trying to pick someone
up to go home with you and they don't, they're
not into it as we are.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Not last night, we weren't.

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
Anyway, I'm like, it's okay, where you do your thing,
will not do that thing, but you do that thing?

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
So Raven, would have you done it again since that night?

Speaker 20 (01:34:25):
Uh?

Speaker 42 (01:34:26):
No, No, that was the one and only time that's
ever happened, Right, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
But you look back on it and you laugh, and
it's a part of your journey part of your story.

Speaker 42 (01:34:35):
Right exactly. That's one story that will stay with me forever.

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
Yeah, and then you'll tell it on the radio, which
I'm loving. All right, Raven, Well, thank you, happy swinging.
If you change your mind, we're right here call it
all right?

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Yeah, Okay, let me ask you this. Can we just
talk honestly?

Speaker 21 (01:34:54):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
What if you and I were out and it was
a guy and he was really attractive, would we consider it?

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
Yeah, we would have a conversation.

Speaker 24 (01:35:03):
But the way they approached us last night, They're like, Hey,
I want to come over to the Iowa house for dinner.
We didn't even get to know their names nothing. There
was no ice breaking, there was never to break the
eye for play. No, it's just like, hey, you guys
are cool. You want to come over our oour house
for dinner. I'm a real great chef.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
And I'm like.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
What, yeah, you know I was caught off God yeah, frog.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Did either one of them have pineapples on of any kind?

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
Okay, so you know the pineapple story?

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
I like if I believe this?

Speaker 12 (01:35:34):
And I asked this because I posted a picture on
my Instagram story and it's got my dog standing at
the door, and we said this is the welcome committee.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Well on our door.

Speaker 12 (01:35:42):
Is this artsy pineapple that's hanging on the door, right,
Everybody says that's the way you welcome swingers over. Well,
we've lived here for two and a half years with
that pineapple in the door. Nobody's ever come over to
our house. So either we're unattractive or the pineapple thing
is not true.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
Well, okay, to be fair, pineapples are not just for swingers.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
Pineapple is the like, it's the universal old school sign
of welcome, you know, that kind of thing. So if
you if you see someone with a pineapple, don't automatically
assume they want you to do them.

Speaker 12 (01:36:08):
Okay, what about the pineapple and the grocery cart upside
down that's supposed to be looking for swingers.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Yeah, now you're out of your mind. Yeah, gandhi.

Speaker 13 (01:36:15):
So for future reference for other people, I know you
guys said that this guy approached you in an aggressive way.

Speaker 10 (01:36:20):
How would you like to be approached?

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
What would work not like that? Yeah? Yeah, let's just
so you know, we're sitting next to you at a
bar and we just start talking and we you don't
just jump right into the where do you live. How
far away do you live? We live right down the street.
Come on, come on, where you living right now?

Speaker 9 (01:36:38):
You don't need to know our names.

Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
I tell you what we've got. Katherine. Catherine is online
twenty four. She can talk about how to approach people
at a.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Bar as a swinger. Catherine, you you have a little
bit of experience. I'm not swing shaming you. I'm just
saying we've heard that you've done that.

Speaker 15 (01:36:55):
We have a lot of fun, so there's no shame here.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
Okay, go right ahead.

Speaker 18 (01:36:59):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
The way they approached this last night, do you find
it was a little abrasive?

Speaker 15 (01:37:04):
Yeah, I mean I would have I would have been
you know, we kind of flirt or play with people
or you know, get to see if anybody's looking at us,
and if they are, then we you know, you just
it's kind of like dating. You know, you're not going
to sit in here and like go in and hurt somebody,
you know, emotionally. You're just here to have fun and
enjoy them. And if it's not, you know, something that

(01:37:25):
everybody wants to do, then we certainly wouldn't do what
they did.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
No, well, I don't know. I've asked Alex three times.
He has yet to give me a yes or no.
But I don't know. Something tells me that we wouldn't
rule it out last night. No, last night was that they're.

Speaker 15 (01:37:42):
In a stable relationship and I've been married to my
husband for twenty five years, and to keep the spark alive,
we like we enjoy other people and other energy.

Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
So right now, I got that. But no, last night
ruled out because there was a woman involved in I
say that with all due respect. I'm sorry. Uh all right,
Well look, Catherine, so you're saying more of a more
of a flirty thing, like like you're talking to someone
that you want to go out on a date with
at a bar. It's just simple, no pressure, relaxing conversation

(01:38:15):
and you and at that point you just kind of
see where it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
You don't try to force it, right.

Speaker 15 (01:38:20):
No, no, no, And if it's if it's they're not comfortable,
then we're not comfortable, and that you know, it's not
like we go out. Yeah, yeah, I would not have
done what they have done.

Speaker 37 (01:38:29):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Yeah, you don't want to take someone home that's nervous
and shaking. It sounds like kidnapp, sounds like a scary states.
Well anyway, Uh, well, thank you, Catherine. So when you
when you find out it's a it's a no that
they're not interested, you're you're okay with that. You don't
take it personally, right?

Speaker 15 (01:38:46):
No, No, because it's not Yeah, yeah, it's fine. It's
you're either end to us, you or not. It's not
something that we would be hurt about.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
No, there you go all Catherine. So great to hear
your perspective. I appreciate it.

Speaker 15 (01:38:58):
Hey you guys, see you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:58):
Thanks mitche So, Brody's asking some very can you get
Brody on the phone. He's asking some very juicy questions.
Hey Brody, Hey Elvis, So Brody asks this. You have
to know Brody to understand that this is kind of
weird coming from Brody. Elvis and Alex take a hot
guy home. Who would go first? And who would sit
back and watch?

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
Oh lord, oh my god, Brody, what do you mean?

Speaker 45 (01:39:23):
Well, I don't know the dynamic of a threesome personally,
and I don't know the dynamic between like Elvis and Alex.
Like if one of you guys is like the more
dominant one, would you like want to watch the other one?

Speaker 24 (01:39:36):
Like?

Speaker 45 (01:39:36):
I would never want to watch my partner with another person.
But you guys seem like you would. Now that's a yes.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
They gotta cut that off right there.

Speaker 12 (01:39:47):
I'll tell you now, there's a lot of assumptions going
on here, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
No, no, no, you're you're making some assumptions about us and
what we're possible, what we could do.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
You're we're not any near any of that. So I
don't even know.

Speaker 45 (01:40:02):
So you're saying, you're saying you guys would go with
the guy at the same time, I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:40:06):
This is not the guy in the closet looking through
the louvers, like what's going on?

Speaker 45 (01:40:12):
That?

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
Okay, But I'm trying to tell you. I don't think
you're not hearing what I'm saying. The dynamics of our
relationship to this day are not in a place where
I could even answer that question.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
I don't know. We haven't been there, haven't done that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
Well not you know, if we have, we're not going
to talk to you about it anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
What are you to say, Alex isn't swingers? Two couples
aren't swingers. I think you can swing with one swing
with one person. I don't know.

Speaker 24 (01:40:46):
That's just a threesome, then.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
You could swing with one person. That's a three swing.

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
I think that the concept of concept of swinging is
a couple are together and the other one is.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Oh okay, yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
This is so confusing.

Speaker 8 (01:41:02):
All right the pineapple thing for a minute, yes please,
because Froggy's wife, Lisa gave me a bracelet with a
pineapple on it, so I'm starting to think she wants
to swing with me.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Oh, I'm cool with that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
What has become of our show today?

Speaker 6 (01:41:22):
No, Sheldon will right in there.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
All right, Well, there you go. So that's what happened
last night.

Speaker 5 (01:41:29):
The according to porn Hub, actually Nate is telling us
we give us the definition of swinging.

Speaker 46 (01:41:35):
According to uh this is actually dictionary dot com the
practice of engaging in group sex or the swapping of
sexual partners within a group, especially on an habitual basis.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
Oh yeah, that's not so just.

Speaker 10 (01:41:47):
One person doesn't count not a swinger.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Not according to that definition. All right, are we all clear?

Speaker 34 (01:41:54):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
Yeah, no, I'm not confused.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
Hey, this is Taylor Swiss. This is.

Speaker 16 (01:42:04):
You know, listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
So today we're talking about school kids. We all were
at one point a school kid. Yes, last of the still.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
Are some mothers still dating spear, Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
My god, Kelly Fire So Kelly.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
Is I Kelly?

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
Hello?

Speaker 19 (01:42:29):
Everyone?

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
I love I love you.

Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
Kelly is a kindergarten music teacher and they're getting ready
for the concert season. You know what, I love music
programs for kids in schools. I know when I was
growing up, we had music.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
It's a music class every single year until you know what,
until I graduated.

Speaker 10 (01:42:49):
Those are my favorite classes.

Speaker 5 (01:42:50):
And because of funding, a lot of them are being
pulled from some school systems.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
But where you are, Kelly, you guys are doing great.
Tell me about your concert series. A season coming up
for your kids in kindergarten.

Speaker 40 (01:43:03):
So we have been preparing a little bit at a time,
right because they just need it in little chunks. So
for many months we take time to learn some of
the songs. And it's called Pajama Party, so they get
to dress up in their pajamas for the night of

(01:43:23):
the concert and bring their favorite stuffy from home so
that they can do the show with their stuff. Because
there's one special song about bringing their stuffy the bed.

Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
Okay, let me ask you, why do we stop doing
that in kindergarten. You should be doing that until.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
Late So you're in college now doing now seriously, So,
what's it like teaching kindergarten kids? I mean, are they
rough to deal with or are they just pure pleasure
and they get really evil around third grade?

Speaker 40 (01:43:55):
No, you get a really good mix of students because
one day they are doing all the things and they're
learning and growing, and and then the next day that
you know, they just sit there.

Speaker 10 (01:44:10):
How many pukers do you have in that good mixture
of kids?

Speaker 40 (01:44:13):
Yes, so there's some pukers and peers and not Oh
that that's oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:44:20):
You got to have a good immune system to be
a kindergarten teacher, that's for sure.

Speaker 10 (01:44:25):
Just covering the.

Speaker 38 (01:44:26):
Mountains, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 40 (01:44:29):
No, we have germ busters because they're keeping them. Oh
sneeze into your elbow and all. Yep, we call them
germ busters. Thanks for being the germ buster, because it
is all the things in kindergarten.

Speaker 5 (01:44:42):
Well, you sound as if you have a lot of patients, Kelly,
And I mean you have patients, But do you go
home sometimes and just throw sharp objects at things and people?

Speaker 40 (01:44:54):
It's sometimes it's like what what was that? What day
did I just have? And then of other days it
is so rewarding. I mean, most of the days are
so rewarding, even with gee, I got out of the bathroom,
you know, are oh, go get a tissue? We don't

(01:45:15):
use our fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
And real quick. So this concert, how's the music gonna be?

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (01:45:22):
What are your music selections? And and can anybody go?
Or are you selling tickets?

Speaker 40 (01:45:31):
No? I tell the kids anyone can come. It's for
family and friends. And it's a mini musical called Pajama Party.
It's got six songs and they are on risers and
we do movements and there are speaking lines that I
divide up amongst a lot of the kids.

Speaker 36 (01:45:50):
So I really.

Speaker 40 (01:45:52):
Hype it up, and the families are just so excited
to come and see what's what what they can do.
Some of the were like, well, I don't understand how
you do that all like I don't know, or just
I've been doing this for a really long time.

Speaker 5 (01:46:05):
So well, you know, Kelly is great knowing that you're listening,
and I want to go back to kindergarten.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
Is it too late?

Speaker 5 (01:46:14):
But anyway, you're great. Thank you so much for listening
to us. You tell the kids we said hi, and
have fun at your contra.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
Okay, I will thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
I love you all.

Speaker 40 (01:46:22):
Been listening for My teaching career started in two thousand
and one and you were part of my commute to
my first my first time at a teaching job.

Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
Well, thank you so much, Kelly, have a beautiful day.
Thank you for being a teacher. We love you.

Speaker 25 (01:46:38):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
It's Gary, Yes, what is your phone tap all about?

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
Today?

Speaker 7 (01:46:45):
So Jessica wants a phone tap her dad Ron because
Ron's been having run ins with the guy across the street. Now,
Jessica's family has a loud, barking dog and she's been
known to throw parties, especially while her dad ron is away.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
And that's where this phone tap begins.

Speaker 36 (01:46:59):
You're joining the newick while your party is reached.

Speaker 47 (01:47:04):
Whoa, dad, You don't even know what just happened. The
guy over the fence. Last night, Me and Ronnie had
some people over and we've made everyone leave at like
two o'clock because he came outside and.

Speaker 21 (01:47:15):
Was like screaming.

Speaker 47 (01:47:16):
So he knocks on our door. He goes, you tell
your father the next time I hear any noise come
out of your house, I'm gonna kick your father's ass.

Speaker 18 (01:47:24):
I'm like, what really?

Speaker 47 (01:47:27):
No, Wait that it gets worse on the front one,
this friggin Madiac spray painted.

Speaker 18 (01:47:31):
Shut up all the cops wait, listen.

Speaker 47 (01:47:33):
But I gave him your cell phone number because he said,
I want to talk to your father.

Speaker 27 (01:47:37):
All right, now, all.

Speaker 7 (01:47:38):
Right, okay, you're there. Yeah, good, I'm gonna call him now.
All right, what's my name, Mike?

Speaker 9 (01:47:45):
Mike?

Speaker 4 (01:47:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
Hello, Ron, this is your neighbor, Mike.

Speaker 18 (01:47:50):
Let me tell you something, Mike, you ever get my
daughter's face, you're gonna be in big trouble. And you're
spray painted on my front lawn. Now, I'm gonna press
charges against you.

Speaker 34 (01:48:00):
Do you hear me?

Speaker 18 (01:48:01):
Don't you see your press charges against you?

Speaker 3 (01:48:04):
Let me tell you a thing or two, sir. When
the cops get here, I'm going to tell them my
side of the story about.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
How you tell him your side.

Speaker 18 (01:48:10):
Buddy, you stay away from my house my children.

Speaker 27 (01:48:14):
You hear me, I hear that they away.

Speaker 3 (01:48:16):
I got you get locked.

Speaker 7 (01:48:17):
Up, and I have every right to spray paint my
feelings across town.

Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
I think you owe me an explanation as.

Speaker 18 (01:48:23):
I saw you, you owe me an explanation for what
you just did to my front lawn.

Speaker 27 (01:48:27):
And get it. In my daughter's speech, I.

Speaker 7 (01:48:29):
Was gonna write, shut up please on your lawn, but you,
your daughter didn't let me finish.

Speaker 18 (01:48:34):
Listen, you tell my daughter you're gonna kick my ass.

Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
I never said that laws on the book. I never
said that.

Speaker 18 (01:48:40):
Worse, you never said it, buddy. I don't want to
waste my time with you. Okay, who told you that
phone again?

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
Yeah? Here he talked to your daughter then, jess.

Speaker 27 (01:48:49):
But what's my daughter doing by him?

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
I just walked over to your house.

Speaker 27 (01:48:52):
Well, I told you to stay away from my house.

Speaker 18 (01:48:55):
Did I not?

Speaker 31 (01:48:56):
Dad?

Speaker 27 (01:48:56):
Jessica, shut the door and lock it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Okot, we're gonna get a lawyer.

Speaker 18 (01:49:01):
I'm not gonna you know if I go there, and
I'll go to jail for the rest of my life.

Speaker 20 (01:49:06):
Do you have to cut I answered the door, pull
the cops back.

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
Let me talk to your dad again. Hey, what's up, Ron?
It's lawn doctor. I got a green thumb and it's.

Speaker 18 (01:49:17):
Going right up your You're out of your mind, buddy,
you're nuts. You're nuts straight away from my house.

Speaker 7 (01:49:24):
Hey, Ron, Yeah, you've been phone tapped. Phone I'm Scary
Jones from Elvis to Ann in the Morning Show. And
your daughter is playing a joke on you along with
your wife.

Speaker 27 (01:49:35):
You're not freaking serious.

Speaker 34 (01:49:38):
No what that's not even.

Speaker 38 (01:49:41):
You know what shall be radio shop.

Speaker 4 (01:49:44):
Belvis Duran's phone time.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
a participation.

Speaker 25 (01:49:51):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
I get a question for you. I've been seeing this
more and more on Instagram and everywhere. What is it
about glitter?

Speaker 5 (01:50:16):
Women are dousing themselves in glitter in order to keep
the wrong kind of guy away from her.

Speaker 10 (01:50:21):
It's the mark of the beast.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
It's a good idea, talk about it, the mark of
the beast. Glitter.

Speaker 13 (01:50:26):
Well, you all know, whether you open a bag that
has glitter on it or god forbid you where something
that has glitter on.

Speaker 6 (01:50:32):
It, that glitter is there forever.

Speaker 13 (01:50:34):
So if there's somebody who might be in another relationship
and they approach you and you have glitter on you,
they're going home with glitter, and they're gonna get busted.

Speaker 10 (01:50:43):
So it's sort of like an armor.

Speaker 8 (01:50:45):
But but what if they really weren't and maybe they
did get a present and they opened it up and
there was glitter in the bag.

Speaker 6 (01:50:52):
Prove it me exactly. You're gonna have to be you know,
how do you prove that I wasn't with her?

Speaker 16 (01:50:57):
I promised live.

Speaker 3 (01:50:58):
So when at work open a birthday car and it
blew all over my office A mom.

Speaker 10 (01:51:02):
Yes, whenever I see someone with glitter, I'm like, who.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
Was she exactly? So this happened to me the other day.

Speaker 11 (01:51:07):
There was a decorative hat for a festive occasion here
and I put it on and it had glitter on it.
So I glitter fell on my face and I walked
through the bullpen and Gandhi and Abby go, oh where
were you with the glitter?

Speaker 9 (01:51:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:51:20):
Wow, with some super hussy. Yeah, so wow.

Speaker 5 (01:51:24):
It's the scarlet letter glitter, the letter G a glittery G.

Speaker 16 (01:51:29):
I love this.

Speaker 26 (01:51:30):
I think it sucks because I hate glitter, but I
do love how women are using it as kind of
an armor because there have been so many surprise geaties lately.
They're calling it divorced dust like married, a man won't
go near me. I think a lot of men won't
go near you. But definitely the married buns.

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
Behind at somebody's house.

Speaker 44 (01:51:48):
That's It's the same thing I leave behind, the little
sabotage things, leaving a screven air.

Speaker 3 (01:51:52):
Yeah, even if I was single and not cheating on anyone,
I still know what that stupid glitter all over me?

Speaker 4 (01:52:00):
Crack.

Speaker 6 (01:52:00):
You find it everywhere when you've got.

Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
I know, it's even more weird if you find it
in someone else's but.

Speaker 6 (01:52:06):
Crack, I don't question how much.

Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
Glitter we've ingested, like we've eaten.

Speaker 7 (01:52:11):
Because the other day when we had these hats up here,
I could have I too, was like doing this a
glitter everywhere, And I took a bite of my bagel
and there was glitter in the bagel.

Speaker 9 (01:52:21):
I'm like, oh my god, it's now down my throat.

Speaker 13 (01:52:23):
Oh I'll have glitter in my body for the rest
of my life.

Speaker 6 (01:52:26):
After that Kesha career, Oh forget it.

Speaker 13 (01:52:28):
Some guy had it into his pocket. You get in
the elevator, he just blew it in your face.

Speaker 16 (01:52:31):
I was like, what did you hear? What they said?

Speaker 8 (01:52:34):
Glitter is considered a microplastic of course, and it says
that manufacturers produced about ten thousand tons of glitter annually.

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
You know, we've had this glitter conversation, the importance of
glitter in some industries that are a little frightening.

Speaker 11 (01:52:50):
Do you know what's his name, Gary Glitter or the
guy that started glitter?

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
Don't you didn't he Wasn't he for rape charges in
Thailand or something?

Speaker 24 (01:52:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:52:59):
Yeah, Garrett, Yeah, these are like two separate conversations.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
Wait, Gary Glitter isn't the guy who found the glitter?

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:53:06):
Noist, Gary Glitter? He went to he went to jail, Yes,
to Thailand.

Speaker 9 (01:53:12):
Wait, so there's two different people. You know the glitter
guy though?

Speaker 3 (01:53:17):
Is his name Gary Glitter?

Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:53:18):
No, I don't know their name. Isn't Glitter? So did
I have something like are you okay?

Speaker 40 (01:53:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:53:27):
I I've met someone who's a member of the family
that invented and holds the patent on glitter.

Speaker 5 (01:53:33):
But it wasn't Gary Glitter. Who is who was serving
time in Thailand for Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:53:39):
He just got out not too long ago.

Speaker 8 (01:53:41):
Disgraced former pop star Gary Glitter has been freed from
prison after serving half of his sixteen year jail term.
What was that song, attempted rape, four counts of indecent assault,
and one a song.

Speaker 3 (01:53:56):
It's a long title.

Speaker 9 (01:53:57):
It's like the New York Rangers and.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
A lot of hockey teams.

Speaker 5 (01:54:02):
Oh my god, so this is like a child molester song.
They played it basketball games.

Speaker 9 (01:54:07):
It's called rock and Roll Part two.

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
Yes, okay, but wait a minute, hold on, this is
not what we're talking about. We're talking about Glitter, not
Gary Glitter.

Speaker 7 (01:54:14):
Yes, well, was the one guy you better glitter?

Speaker 16 (01:54:22):
Was Gary Glitter.

Speaker 9 (01:54:24):
I think this crossed in my brain.

Speaker 3 (01:54:27):
I can see it. Well, look Glitter. I could see
how you would say think that. But it's not true.

Speaker 9 (01:54:32):
Okay, no, I'm not an idiot, trust me.

Speaker 11 (01:54:34):
I just for some reason, I thought their name, the
family name was Glitter.

Speaker 6 (01:54:38):
Got glitter my nose.

Speaker 3 (01:54:39):
Hold on, there we go, and by the way, it's
safe to go to Thailand. Now you're not going to
get any glitter on you kids.

Speaker 9 (01:54:47):
But anyway, don't play that song then all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
That's terrible.

Speaker 9 (01:54:51):
He's a pedophile.

Speaker 10 (01:54:52):
Nobody knows that. I didn't even know the name of it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:54):
You score a goal, they start playing that song.

Speaker 10 (01:54:57):
I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:55:00):
From now on, if they sink a basketball in a
hoop and play that song. Oh, the pedophile song is
plat for its all stand up in clap. Okay, So
back to glitter.

Speaker 6 (01:55:14):
So oh it was in Vietnam by the ways.

Speaker 3 (01:55:18):
Oh God, really, Oh see, I need to check my facts.
Thank you for checking me on that.

Speaker 5 (01:55:24):
God, No matter where you're doing that, if you're Gary Glitter,
you're screwed.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
But anyway, in the glitter family, I just can't.

Speaker 5 (01:55:31):
Believe there are women going, you know what, tonight Before
I go out, I'm gonna put some glitter on my
skin so inappropriate men will not approach me.

Speaker 26 (01:55:38):
Right, So there is one more flag that my friend
brought to my attention.

Speaker 16 (01:55:42):
She's in the dating world.

Speaker 26 (01:55:43):
I don't know if I agree with this one, but
I do like how crafty women are getting.

Speaker 10 (01:55:47):
She says.

Speaker 16 (01:55:47):
If she hugs a guy who.

Speaker 26 (01:55:48):
Smells like the good dryer sheets, like the expensive, more
feminine ones, she wonders if he's in a relationship because
of how few single guys she knows who really take
that much care in their laundry.

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
Okay, laundry sheets had gender, right.

Speaker 26 (01:56:03):
Right, I'm with you, But I'm like, Okay, I wonder
what things I would be looking out for if a
single guy.

Speaker 44 (01:56:09):
I generally wouldn't even use dryer sheets, So she's probably right.

Speaker 16 (01:56:12):
That's her theory.

Speaker 3 (01:56:14):
What huh, a single guy doesn't know from dryer sheets?

Speaker 8 (01:56:19):
Scare You don't even do your own laundry, you don't
know about dryer I still have bounds from about twenty
five years ago, sitting there, you go my laundry area.

Speaker 16 (01:56:26):
I think you just proved the point a little bit.
It's just been sitting there.

Speaker 3 (01:56:30):
What were you gonna say, Gandhi?

Speaker 13 (01:56:31):
Well, I almost never spoke to my boyfriend after our
first date because I went to his He was in town,
so he was staying in a hotel room and I
went to use the restroom in his hotel room and
there was women's deodorant sitting on the counter. So I
was like, this skis, Oh my god, he's got some
girl over here and she's comfortable enough to leave deodorant.
So I left, and then I asked him about it,

(01:56:51):
and he said, so this is embarrassing. I only use
women's deodorant because I hate the way men's dealerants smell.

Speaker 6 (01:56:57):
Wow, And it's true.

Speaker 10 (01:56:58):
To this day. He used women's the older it quite strange.

Speaker 8 (01:57:02):
Yes, why not?

Speaker 1 (01:57:04):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
I just think it's so weird we put we put
sex or gender labels on products like that. I mean
they serve it to us like that in a pink
bottle or whatever. pH Bounce for a man, but made
for a woman. Thank you, thank you, Scotty b. It's like,
you know, the year that that easy Bake ovens, they

(01:57:25):
came out with easy Bake ovens for boys.

Speaker 26 (01:57:29):
What they did it was blue.

Speaker 5 (01:57:32):
It's blue. Yeah, it's a light bulb that cooks brownies.

Speaker 3 (01:57:35):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 26 (01:57:36):
I'm eating it raw either way, it doesn't matter.

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