FULL SHOW: The Day We Got a New Instrument

From ranking the best pizza to Elvis' new instrument, Today's show was full of fun with visits from Lee Schrager & NCL!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do I have your attention?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Attention everyone?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Okay, now I'm gonna be ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Nate likes to sniff is on underwear. Y Oh, it's
a nice flavor. Want to hear some more, Danielle, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's the country's most popular top forty warning program.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Day almost the way.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
If even a question?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Do I have your attention?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Can I just take over? First? Second?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show, Welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You to today. Welcome to waffle house? Did you know
that that would be my next career?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Fighting people?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Hello? Donald, come on in and have a sheet. Welcome
to waffle house. Hey y'all doing? Can I get you
some water?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
N yes? Yeah, here, thank you so much?

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Things.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Look at your menu? What would you like this morning?

Speaker 7 (01:05):
Scotti?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
B What would you like for breakfast here at the
waffle house? I would like a chocolate chip waffle please,
And I would like an order of hash brown scattered capped,
well scattered? And what well capped? Is that? Mushrooms? Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:19):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
A scary weapon waffle house hunt?

Speaker 9 (01:21):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:21):
Yes, I would like a order too much.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Now you've had enough?

Speaker 7 (01:25):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I want a Toddlehouse omelet and a side of the
hash browns scattered, smothered and covered. Oh okay, scattered, smothered.
That's cheese and covered. Can May I put an order
in and sit down with you and have it my own?
I would like I would like hash browns smothered, chumped,
and peppered with Jali pinions. What about you, Gotti? What

(01:48):
would you like here at the waffle house?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I want some biscuits and gravy.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh, biscuits and gravy, my peat, Paul's favorite breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
And I want those hash browns the same way you
got them.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You want chunked, covered in cheese. Yes, it's good old America. Yes, please, Danielle,
what would you not come?

Speaker 10 (02:03):
I'm gonna start with the pecan waffle please because that
looks delicious.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It is pecan.

Speaker 10 (02:09):
Sorry, And then I'd like the sausage, eggs and cheese
hash brown bowl.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Please cut a whole boat.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
You're gonna fart all day, group, little boy, you're so cute.
What's your name? How are you? I'm Nate, Nate? What
do you want here at the waffam?

Speaker 11 (02:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I want pork chops and eggs over easy. Okay, I
want a side of sausage. Side of bacon, but no
hash browns.

Speaker 7 (02:29):
I'm gonna die.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, all right, all right, you must be on that
with GOV. How about you, sugar? What's your name?

Speaker 12 (02:37):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I'm Sam saying? What would you like here at Walhams?

Speaker 13 (02:39):
Can I please have the peanut butter chip waffles and
the biscuits, but no sausage?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Grapey?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
I forgot the biscuits.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Can I have an a redo?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay? Do you want her gravy hunt because it comes
for free here?

Speaker 11 (02:49):
Please?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Please? Hello, little boy, you look like you're from Jacksonville.
That's where my ma'am All's from. What would you like
here at the waffle hands?

Speaker 14 (02:58):
I'd like an all star special if I can please
get my eggs extra well done and scrambled and chocolate
chip waffle.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Please. That sounds so good. Now they want my bacon
extra christy.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
You got it? We also add a special for the table.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
For the table okay, okay, there, chips. Keep in mind
we do have a real here waffle house. We have
the chairs connected to the floor, so there will be
no fighting, right all right? Breakfast on the way. Can
I get you guys anything else?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You good? All right?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Here? My boys, the Jonas Brothers here to sing about
my last house. Oh well keep it walk. Oh my god,
would you love to be at the waffle house right now?
Say thank you Jonas Brothers. Welcome to Let's see it

(03:54):
is Wednesday, July thirtieth. This is the last day of
the a thirty first.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah, there is a thirty first April.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
To count on your knuckles. What you gotta count on
your knuckles? You didn't know that? No, tell me that.

Speaker 14 (04:08):
If you count on your knuckles, every knuckle is a
month of thirty one days. So if you start on one,
it's January's a knuckled in February's and indention, that's twenty
eight and every then you get two knuckles together, that
is when you get July and August, they're both at
thirty one days, and then you're back to no. Twenty
eight and thirty one. Ye oh my god, every other knuckle.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah god, we found something new for my knuckles to do. Yep. Well,
welcome today our friend h Shannon in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Hey, Shannon,
is this thing working? Hello? There you are? Oh there
you are high Shannon? Can you hear me?

Speaker 15 (04:43):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
You know I just counted you have three waffle houses
in Fayetteville. Did you know that?

Speaker 15 (04:50):
Yeah, they're They're everywhere, and we have about eighty dollars generals.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh my god, I love a dollar general generally. Yeah,
that's hot. That's shopping and eating. That's a whole day
of shopping and eating with the girls. Hey, so Shannon
loves listening to our show on the way to work.
Everyone knows to call and interrupt that. People know not to
call her and interrupt her time with us. So Shannon,
heaven forbid anyone get in the way between you and us.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
You know that's right.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I know I love that. Yeah. So what's your weather
like today in Fayetteville? Is this as hot as it
is up here?

Speaker 15 (05:25):
It is hot as hell? Yeah, see yesterday was one
hundred and thirteen. Real filth.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
There's no way not to be moist on days like this. Man, Well,
I got your.

Speaker 15 (05:37):
Girl, Thank god. I work indoors. My son, blessed Heart,
works in a warehouse. I don't see how he does it.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, he's got to zoom around in a warehouse with
no acy. Hey, so what do you what do you
do in Shannon? What do you have a fun life?
Are you loving your career? You loving your family or
are you hating them all? What? What's your deeds?

Speaker 15 (05:56):
Absolutely? I work for Big Hospital here in say at
Bill Washington Regional, right, and I'm the H and P coordinator,
and my family's great. I've been married for twenty seven
years in October.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Wow.

Speaker 15 (06:12):
And I have two sons, one that just turned twenty six,
one that'll turn twenty two next month. And I have
grandchildren and I love life.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
There you're go. I love that. It's so twenty seven
years married. What's the secret to keep it going twenty
seven years?

Speaker 15 (06:30):
Don't kill him?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay, that's a good rule of keep him out of
the mark, keep him out of the marchuary.

Speaker 16 (06:39):
We had.

Speaker 15 (06:39):
We had a rough. We had a rough first ten years.
He was in the military and went to Ironac for
two tours in Korea for a tour and so.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Well, all's good. Now now it's smooth sailing. I love
hearing that. Well, Shannon. I met us at the Wafle
House for brunch today. Thanks for listening to us. Hey,
what do you have for our friend Shannon? Send her
something good. We're gonna sit her the eldest drand in
the Morning show T shirt? Is it okay? Is a
T shirt gets too hot? Too hot for a hoodie?

Speaker 15 (07:03):
Can y'all can y'all ruin it? Because I already had
a sweatshirt second February and got the sweatshirt right when
it started getting on.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay, yeah, yeah, you're all off with you with your
your seasonal ware. We will ruin it for you, Shannon,
and let's get it to you before he gets cold
and fabilm. Thank you for listening to us. We do
appreciate it. We'll see it at the waffle house. Have
a great thing you too. It's great talking to you.
She's awesome. Yeah, look at that God of life. Do
you think I can stay married twenty seven years? Yes?
Yes to who? Good morning, Alex. All right, let's get

(07:36):
into the three things we need to know here at
the waffle house. Live for the waffle House. Hello, what's
going on?

Speaker 7 (07:41):
Gandhi?

Speaker 11 (07:41):
All right?

Speaker 17 (07:41):
Jeffrey Epstein's former partner Elaine Maxwell's request for immunity in
exchange for testimony is being declined by a House committee.
In a letter yesterday, Maxwell's lawyers said she'd be willing
to testify before Congress if she was given formal immunity.
If not, her lawyers said she would invokee the Fifth
Amendment and decline to testify. The House oversight can be
He said it will soon respond to that letter, but

(08:01):
immediately ruled out congressional immunity. Maxwell is currently serving a
twenty year sentence in federal prison. She met with Deputy
Attorney General Todd Blanche for questioning last week, as a
Trump administration faces pressure to release all the files related
to the Epstein case. Thankfully, no damage is being reported
after tsunami waves hit the Hawaiian Islands. A massive earthquake

(08:23):
off the coast of Russia triggered tsunami warnings. Tuesday night
in Hawaii, Alaska, and along.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
The West coast.

Speaker 17 (08:28):
Hawaii saw four foot waves that pushed some boats onto
dry land, but no further damage. Governor Green stressed, however,
that the all clear had not been given yet and
urged people to stay out of the evacuation area for now.
He warned the waves will not just hit one beach,
they will wrap around the islands and finally, yeah, I
know crazy. The company behind the iconic Guji label is

(08:50):
reporting huge drops and sales and revenue. On Tuesday, they
said that Gucci sales had dropped twenty five percent during
the second quarter. The company's CEO called the result dissab pointing,
but says they're hopeful that things will turn around. The
biggest decline in sales came from markets across Asia, led
by Japan.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Wow bands not feeling Gucci anymore apparently.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
All Right, you know what, let's go over to Gucci
and help them out.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Okay, let's do it. They must, It's.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
The least we can do it, right, Gucci is always
there for us. Sure, are you guys ready for your Wednesday? Yeah,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
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Speaker 1 (09:50):
Welcome to the ter in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's not in time quite yet to introduce you to
my new toy. Oh this is going to change everything.
Everything will be changed. It's the beginning of a new era. Okay,
here on the show.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I like that.

Speaker 17 (10:10):
Your teaser what as soon as we walked in was
this is gonna be the most annoying day.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Of your life.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
It is.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I'm so excited. Okay, you guys have already had a
taste of it here. What do you think so far?
That's giving me away?

Speaker 5 (10:21):
I gotta say I enjoyed it. I liked it.

Speaker 17 (10:23):
I don't find it annoying at all. I think it
can be quite instrumental.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Said the most annoying person on earth. Hello, this is gonna,
this is gonna. This is a door buster. It is.
We're gonna you'll be busting the door to get out
of here. Nate, how's your canker? You know what today
it's a little bit better. Good, you gotta say. I mean,

(10:48):
if you talk too much, well it irritated. Do you
think it's gonna go down on its own? Whether I
think it's subsiding on its own. Okay. I still have
a little bit of a lisp in there, but you
know it's going away. It's pretty happy. Lisps are good.
I always have a lisp, so you're good, Okay. I
don't know how I got this job speaking for a living.
I stutter, I can't think of words. I lisp. Yeah,

(11:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
You're the everyday person.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I think I'm worse than the everyday person.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Would you rather hear someone who speaks like this and
enunciates ever like Scottie b No? God, hey, producer, Sam?
Who you you are? You are any nuncer as well?
I do such a word.

Speaker 13 (11:35):
Yeah, I think I enunciated. I enunciate medium. I'm right
in the middle.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
You're an nunciator. Who are you doing your worships with you?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I'm so happy she's back in studio.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Welcome back.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Is it great to be over the COVID?

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Oh my gosh, you have no idea.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
It's nice to have you in here.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
I love why?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
What's wrong with us?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Everything?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
She's honest?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Thanks for thinking about it.

Speaker 10 (11:58):
All right, let's go Anegger, Terry Cruz, Phineas O'Connell, Hillary Swank,
Lisa Kudrow, Christopher Nolan, Gina Rodriguez, Joey King, all celebrating
birthdays today.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Happy birthday, leol.

Speaker 10 (12:10):
If somebody's given bare minimum match their energy, don't overcompensate
to help their shortcomings. Your day is a nine Virgo.

Speaker 13 (12:18):
Today's advice protect your piece like you'll lose it forever,
because someone's gonna test you.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Your day's an eight Libra.

Speaker 10 (12:23):
If it's draining you, then it's too expensive. Energy is
like currency, so spend it wisely. Your day's a nine
hey Scorpio. Sometimes just showing up is enough. Give it
one hundred percent of what you have to offer today.
Your day's a six hey uh Sagitarians. The real glow
up is when you start doing things just because they
feel right, not because you need to prove something. Your
day is a six Capricorn.

Speaker 13 (12:44):
Your schedule might fill up fast, but make but make
time for that one thing that actually fuels you.

Speaker 10 (12:50):
Your day's an eight Aquarius. You're carrying feelings that aren't
even yours. Let go of what was.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Never your responsibility. Your days of ten hey Pisces. Don't
let comfort keep you stuck. It's time to shake things up,
even just a little.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Your days a nine aries.

Speaker 10 (13:03):
Sometimes the right answer doesn't feel exciting, but it's still right.
Trust the logic. Your days of seven hey Taurus.

Speaker 13 (13:08):
Your inner child is bored, so do something ridiculously fun
and unnecessary.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Today, your day's seven.

Speaker 10 (13:14):
Hey, Gemini, you're not being dramatic, You're just passionate and
possibly in need of a break.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Your day is a five.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Sorry.

Speaker 13 (13:20):
Then finally, cancer, your softness is your strength.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Don't let anyone make you feel otherwise.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Your days an eight and those are Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Perfect, Danielle, what are you coming up?

Speaker 10 (13:28):
What does Cynthia Arrivo do before she takes the stage?
And Kim Kardashian shapewear for your face?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh god, before Christmas? I hope, I hope, so excellent?
What what do you pointing at? What I would?

Speaker 13 (13:44):
At the same time, Gandhi's face went moh, maybe shapewear
for your face?

Speaker 15 (13:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Like, does that eliminate a double or trips passively?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
My s it's like face spanks. Yes, yes, I'm in.

Speaker 18 (13:56):
You want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
morning show, I'll kill you after party.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
What is the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 18 (14:06):
A podcast we record daily when the morning show is finished.
Listen on the iHeart radio app or wherever you get
your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's an after party.

Speaker 18 (14:14):
Mister Rain in the morning show, I'm running the show.
Elvis d ran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
So when we have visitors come to town to stay
with us and hang out with us, what's the first
thing they want to go eat here in New York?

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Pizza?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Pizza? It really is number one. Oh yeah, well just
for the sake of the story, so yeah, we live
in the Pizza State. Well, if you're listening to us
in Connecticut right now, what the hell is this? You
can actually get a license plate for your car in Connecticut,
it says the Pizza state.

Speaker 17 (14:48):
What Yeah, Remember they had the number one pizza in
the country, according to whatever little survey result.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
That was right from New Haven. Yeah, I'm telling you
right now, roll up to New Haven. Some of the
best pizza you've ever had in your life.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
But there's no way I can compare to New York pizza.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Says the New Yorker.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
And I even will agree. It's pretty damn really really good.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Well, you know, it's all good. I mean it's apples oranges.
I mean you can get great pizza New York and
get bad pizza New York. I don't know, but rarely
do you get bad pizza. Yes, Nate, as an outsider,
didn't grow up here. I'm gonna say you New Yorkers
rested on your laurels for a while. Oh fighting somebody
else got in on the inside track. Well, New Haven's
been rowing pizza for years. Yeah, but I feel like

(15:31):
New York did have that edge for a very very
long time. It had that edge because we forced that edge.
We we were the loudest. Take it back, baby, that's
what you want.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Go get it.

Speaker 10 (15:42):
I feel like someone needs to bring the pizza in
for us to try it from New Haven.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, there's one place that has the pizza truck and
they bring the CLAMPI yeah, you would hate you don't like.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Their clampie is so good. Look, you know, I think
look in now Detroit has great pizza, you know, and
Chicago's to the pizza people like La has some great pizza.
There's pizza everywhere. La La has some great Pizzaias absolutely.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
I thought it was like the water that makes the
biggest difference for the dough.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
They say that, they say that, No, No, they called
a see if he's awake, he'll tell you what makes
a great pie. And it's it's it's I think the temperature.
The temperature and how to adjust, how to adjust the
dough because of the temperature.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
And this New Haven pizza, do we know if it's
thick cross thin cross? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's very similar to New York. It's it's great though, okay,
but but my point is this. If the state of
Connecticut will allow the conneticutioners to have the pizza state
on their license plates, how come we can't have the
pizza state on our New York license plae should.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Be able to This is nonsense.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't know what.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
Why can you just care?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Goal for let's just call him. He's probably still asleep,
but he knows the guy's from Nate from Napoli. He
knows pizza better than anyone. What scared? So I think
we should invite our New Haven friends from like Frank
Peppi's and Sally get stop dropping names and what do
you want them to do? And modern the three big
ones and have them come here and bring their pies here,

(17:14):
and we should taste it is it's much better if
you get it there though. All right, all right, so
we got that going on for us. I got other
news too. He's not gonna answer this earlier. So this earthquake.
So it was an eight point eight earthquake. You're talking
about this off the coast of Russia. It's one of
the largest on record. They say it caused tsunami warnings
and watches last night from Alaska and Hawaii all the

(17:35):
way to southern California. Is it gonna hit?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
So they think southern California is in the clear. They're
not really worried about that.

Speaker 17 (17:41):
Hawaii, they're saying there still could be some aftershock waves
and that not only will they hit one side of
the island. They think they'll just wrap around if it happens,
But they're not super concerned that it's gonna be bad.
And what has hit so far has been pretty mild.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
This just in a New Jersey and wants a license
plate to say the pizza state as well, because one
of the best pieces you can get in New York
City is not even in It's in Jersey City, right,
Razza love them?

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Oh gosh, I'm so hungry.

Speaker 12 (18:09):
I know.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh, speaking of hungry, you know who's coming in. Lee
Schrager's on the way in.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
It's some kind of a tasty something.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Well, he's hungry to take over the show, you know,
we're doing. We're hosting a great night at this year's
New York City Wine and Food Festival, involving karaoke and
late night eats.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
A fine Harry Today, Fine.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Today's National Cheesecake Day. If you're wondering, let's see, I'm
just looking through my list of things. Oh can we
talk about those stupid I am not a robot verification
tests you take? It's like click the boxes that have bicycles,
So I'll click, you know, if there's a one bicycle
in all boxes, if there's like one little corner of
a wheel in a box, if I hit that, they're like,

(18:55):
not wrong. So the robot that's administering the test is
a bad robot. Asking if I'm a robot?

Speaker 19 (19:02):
Right?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
I hate those things me too?

Speaker 17 (19:04):
And also, I mean doesn't your camera just kind of
spy on you anyway? Can't they just see that there's
a person sitting there and let you go.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
One would think it's I hate those things.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (19:13):
All the bridges, I'm like, I don't know what the
damn bread and then the pictures grainy. You can't see
crap in it, Like that's on a bridge.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Yeah, You're like, is that a bridge or is that crosswalk.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
The crosswalk is the worst. There's just one little bit
like bar of paint in the top exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
So I hate taking those. But they're saying they're saying
that those tests we take those, I'm not a robot
verification tests. Open AI's chat GPT agent can actually pass
those for you.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
This is getting great.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
So you can upload you can upload a photo to
chat GPT and say, I don't know how that would work.
I gotta give me a work on that.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
If that's how that works, that seems like the laziest
thing I've ever heard. Why would you have chat GPT?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I don't know. We got to figure this out. So
is it true every time I asked I asked my
AI a question, it burns down a forest somewhere in Zimbabwe.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
No, it's actually not true.

Speaker 17 (20:04):
So they're saying that it does use a little bit
of energy, but you streaming a TV show uses far
more energy than asking jat GBT that The problem is
when big corporations start to use AI, that's when you're
burning down for us.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Okay, yeah, so if I ask a question, what's your
favorite flavor of peanut butt? Right, it's like watching Green
Acres it's.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Much less than yes, just checking greenacres.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Of anyway, Danielle, all right, what do you got going
on to that?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
So we were talking a little bit about this.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
Kim Kardashian Skims just launch shapewear for your face. It's
forty eight dollars. It's called the Seamless sculpt Face Wrap.
It comes in two colors, clay and coco, and it
looks like the compression garment that's worn after plastic surgery.
It has these vel girl closures at the top of
the head, back of the neck opening for your ears.
They're saying it's a must have addition to your nightly routine.

(20:52):
Forty eight bucks.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
I'm getting it.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
I know, I'm in I think I might need that toy,
So let's go.

Speaker 10 (20:57):
Today is the funeral of Ozzy Ozy and it will
be happening in Birmingham, Birmingham, England. It will be live stream.
First it will be a private funeral, then there'll be
a public funeral. Black Sabbath's Black Sabbath's Bench website at
eight a m. Eastern time is when you can watch it.
I guess if you google where to watch it, you'll
be able to find it. If you're interested in that.

(21:18):
So Gwyneth Paltrow Winona Writer, they were actually besties back
in the day, and then they had to fall out
shortly after Paltrow split from Brad back in the nineties.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Well, there's a new book out called Gwyneth.

Speaker 10 (21:29):
And apparently Gwyneth had a nickname for Winona, it was
Vagina Writer, and that's what she ought when they weren't friendster.

(21:53):
So Cynthia Rivo, she has been talking about what she
does before going on stage. She says she brushes her teeth.
She said, strangely in up. Brushing my teeth and using
mouthwash Listerine specifically for some reason opens me up.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Means I can breathe really well, and it helps her
when she takes the stage. So that's that's good.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Good to know.

Speaker 10 (22:13):
Buster Rhymes is getting a star in the Hollywood Walk
of Fame. The ceremony will be taking place on Friday,
Big Boy, We'll mce the event.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
LL Cool Jay, Chris Rock, Chuck d set to appear
as guest speakers. So that's exciting news.

Speaker 10 (22:26):
This was I don't know if you saw this, but
this was from the WNBA in the final minute of
the game between the Atlanta Dream and the Golden State Valkyries.
A fan threw onto the basketball court a nine inch
lime green rubbery sex toy. There it is on camera
in all its glory. Security let the person out of
the arena. And my favorite is that the public address

(22:48):
announcer is like, I just like to remind everyone the
inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
And there it is right there on the stick, right up,
and I'd like that back by the.

Speaker 10 (22:59):
Way, And congratulations Adam Sandler. Happy Gilmore too had the
biggest opening weekend.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Of all time for Netflix Netflix Film. Yeah, so that's
pretty cool.

Speaker 10 (23:09):
Frank forty first season premiere of The Challenge on tonight,
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Celebrity? IO you match
game and conversations with a killer which we have every
day here with Nate. That's the son of Sam tapes
on Netflix and that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I want to see what we actually look like.

Speaker 17 (23:25):
Oh black, oh fairy princess that resilves over the pits
of hell.

Speaker 18 (23:29):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show How Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
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Speaker 1 (23:51):
Mattran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Had so much fun yesterday our friends at Norwegian Cruise
Line n CL our family. There's this wonderful activation in
air quotes and down in so soho talking about great
syrup key. See I say great stirrup key. They say
it could be great stirrup key or kay is either
When I see c a y, I say key always.

(24:23):
But if you want anyway, that's their island. You guys
have been there.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
I was just there like a couple of weeks ago
when we were on vacation.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I mean you can only get there if you're on
one of the incredible Caribbean cruises from Norwegian.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
And there's so many things to do.

Speaker 10 (24:36):
We swim with pigs, we went on like jet skis.
We like so many cool things while you're there.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
And incredible the things, the things next to the pools. Yeah,
cut banners anyway, this activation Danielle with video in full
circle around the entire room was all about what's coming
up next year and the air after you're building their pier,
more places to hang. It's just a water park that

(25:03):
looked insane and uh of course you know the at
the activation, they had guys playing steel drums and they
had sand like you're at the beach. It was really cool.
They had a couple of swings, they had drinks. It
was you felt like you were on an island, and
then you walk out and it's it's, well, it's Manhattan
is an island. Anyway, it's I'm so excited what they're

(25:23):
doing with great stirrup k key cool.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
You should start calling it the cake.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
It's a cakey? Does that a key? It's cakey? Yeah. Anyway,
they're coming in later to talk about it.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
When we were there, they had like an m C
and a DJ when you first came on, and they
were like teaching people how to dance and the music
was flowing, the drinks were flowing.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
It was very cool, cool vibe.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I can't wait for it. Yeah, of course I had
to tell everyone there, oh great. You know everyone on
the show's been there except for me. Oh wow, So
that means I gotta go now. Darn well, well, well
I know, but they have so much they're adding to
it as well, and so I don't I'll go now,
then go later, just to compare the two anyway, So
excited and we all agree that. Look, obviously we're biased,

(26:03):
we love them, but when it comes to getting the
Caribbean and having fun in the Caribbean Norwegian, they just
will take care of you. They know the islands, they
know the ins and outs. It's really just a fantastic,
fantastic time with your friends and family. Yeah, what are
you about to say? Very exciting, very good? Hey, Nate,
people want to know how your flesh eating cankersaury is doing.

(26:23):
You want to tell me Look, oh no it looks
a lot bad. It doesn't look pussy. Yeah, like yesterday,
it was like gaining its own identity.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Did you put that stuff on it yesterday when you
left the album?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah? I tried it, and I tell you what, that
hurt worse than the cankersome. Sometimes you need to kick
its ass order to work. So froggy. I wish you
were there last night for our boys' night out. Me too.
It was a scary and Nate and me, our friend
Aaron who's the manager at Odeon. We sat down, had
this great dinner and I had a fast for my
physical so it was the first time I had a

(26:56):
drink in days. And oh my god, that monkey fortyes
Evan uh Martini was yeh, I did well. Yeah, well,
Scary I thought the table was there last night. So
Scary starts ordering for the table. Yeah, do we try
to do this? If I start now the list of
stuff he ordered. You gotta have.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Those those buffalo dumplings, those chicken dump.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Ordered the chicken dumplings, and we also got the big
massive platter of the sweet corn ravioli with truffles shaved
on top from the table and salmon and then he said,
you know, we really should try ouph to salmon tartar
for the table.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
The table.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
If something happened, I look down to the table ate everything.
I didn't get a.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
Mic chocolate puddings outstanding.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, so we had the chicken milonnaise, and then I
had then some French fries arrived, and then dessert time.
Here we go. So Scary orders the chocolate pudding, which
is cold out of It's so beautiful. This chocolate pudding.
You don't find that in restaurants a lot and then
he ate the uh the ice cream cookie. Yeah, it
was the ice cream sandwich too. Warm chocolate chip cookies himself,

(28:00):
by the way, Yeah, yeah, you make it with the
with the ice cream. You put the ice cream between
the two warm chocolate ties. For the table, it wasn't
the again. The table must have it sound a mouse.
Your name is the table. It sounds like Scary's name
at dinner was the table?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Oh my god, the table was very hungry last night.
You're very careful because the top of your stomach is
gonna be a table more.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
You know, be careful.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
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Speaker 1 (28:58):
Slash and Dream mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 18 (29:02):
Moment you wake up, Wake up, Elvis Teroran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
All right, is it time to divulge the surprise?

Speaker 9 (29:09):
Do it? So?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I've been intrigued with this instrument since I was a kid.
You've heard it your entire life, applied in different ways.
It's an instrument called the theremon all right. You don't
see them in high school marching bands typically, but or
orchestras like the Boston Pops. I don't think they have

(29:33):
a theremon. They may so to let you know what
a theremine sounds like.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
Listen to this.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Listen to this right here. You've heard it a million times. Yeah, thanks,
like in horror films like or like to sound of
a UFL flying saucer. That's me. Okay, well I ordered one.
You can order them from Amazon. Thank you. Why are
you laughing? That's why I don't know what a Keep

(30:00):
in mind, this is the first day, so, I mean,
I've got a lot of work to do, but eventually
I will give you a theremon a theremone recital. Okay,
all right, let me turn it on. Yeah, oh god, okay,
hold on, okay, Well, it's it's weird. What it is.
It's it's two rods and you move your finger in
mid air between the rods and it changes the tone

(30:23):
of the Do you hear that? Yes, it's so cool, diamond,
I mean, what do you think of that? What do
you think of my new instruments? A theremon?

Speaker 5 (30:31):
I think this is going to go south very quickly.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I don't like your pessimism. Okay, so it wasn't recording me.

Speaker 10 (30:41):
It actually looks like it's invisible, like it's in a
totally invisible line.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
It is work.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
It's some sort of electrical field between the two rods
of metal and then you move between it, and I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
It's cool.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
I don't know. It's a carcinogen. Am I am?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I dying slowly being radiated right now? We're gonna glow
in the dark.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
So anyway, so.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Like the dark Shadows theme? Oh god, this guy rehearsed
and practiced. What'd you saying? The dark? Yeah? You ain't
turning off? He turned off all the lights. Look at
me in the camera, all right? So anyway, scary, what

(31:36):
do you do you recording here? You're in the camera, scary,
you're routing my shot?

Speaker 20 (31:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Anyway, so that's the theremyst So the only song I
can find that has the theremine and it is good
vibrations by the beach boys. Well, you know, okay, go
to chain say we need a theremy.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Okay, I'm gonna call right now.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Okay, So in the this, so he goes, how long
do we have to wait for that? Okay? Hold, he's
fast forwarding. What okay, put them all up, put them
all up, he says, okay, do what it's right here.

(32:21):
We could have rehearsed this. No they sing here scary. Oh,
this is the worst show ever. You're ruining my theremond
bit it's at the end, it's at the end.

Speaker 21 (32:32):
Okay, here, hands on, Here comes a theremona right there, right.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Before that big peak right there. Okay, you do that?

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Can you do that same thing?

Speaker 22 (32:51):
You got?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
You gotta move back, play play it play.

Speaker 12 (33:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
We got a lot of practicing.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Okay, you can take lessons online.

Speaker 10 (33:21):
There are videos on YouTube that teach you how to
actually play, so you know where to hit the thing, right.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I gotta learn. I'm gonna master the theremin. You know,
I'm gonna I'm gonna play in Carnegie Hall one day
and ask me how you get to Carnegie Hall?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Practice? Practice practice?

Speaker 5 (33:38):
I'm so proud.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Stop recording me. You're putting filters on my face. I'm
asking you nicely to put the camera down. You were
a menace. I'm trying to learn my craft. I'm trying
to let your craft.

Speaker 9 (33:51):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
You come do it? Here?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
He hold on here, not there yet.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
See your left hand and your right hand working together.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
The left hands on the knob, the right hand is
Wait a minute, could you use any appendage for this?
I bet you could.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
I bet you could put your foot in there and
see what happens.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Just your.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Smell and only fans down. I bet it's not being done.
Don't you steal his idea? What's your question?

Speaker 7 (34:41):
You're literally like like fingering the air, which which we're
just air. So how does it pick up a sound
from that?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
It's the electrical something between the two rods.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
There's electricity in all. We don't have much time here.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
So that's our that's our new baby man. We have
a new member of the more A show.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
It uses electromagnetic fields.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
This is great.

Speaker 10 (35:05):
I wonder if we're calling anyone and we don't realize
it as arriving.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Get outside door, Could you have a cavity? I bet
this is.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Turn it off?

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Does this affect dogs?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, dogs are do their their head sideways. Dogs are barking.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
I want to people are texting O.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Their dogs are pissed off. All right, all right, we
don't have time for three things. Here go do three things.
What we gotta take a break? All right. I just
wanted to introduce you to our new friend of the.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Theremon, there you go, so waiting on a studio, donkey.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
If Amazon has them order up, I'm gonna they wake
me up.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Good Morning Show are on Love.

Speaker 18 (36:02):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
So you know our friends from Norwegian Cruise Line, they're
coming in NCL. I'll call him that all the way
in later to talk about stirrup great stirrup key great
stirrup k in a little while. And also Lee Schrager
has invited us to partake in well actually be a
part of this year's New York City Wine and Food Festival.

(36:34):
That's gonna be interesting when he tries to take over
our show. Can he help me out before he gets here. Yeah,
can I we have a conversation. Do not let him
take over our show? Okay, Okay they will And look,
I love it when he's here. People love the energy
that Lee Schreger brings to. But he's a bit much.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Have we gotten our studio taser yet?

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Does a thing electric people?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Anyway? Oh, speaking of Norwegian Cruise Line and going on cruises,
our friend Stephanie is here. Stephanie, Hello, good morning, good morning,
welcome to the show, Welcome to a new day. So
you went on a Norwegian cruise on your own, your
very first solo trip. Talk about your experience.

Speaker 16 (37:19):
So it was absolutely amazing. I decided like six months ago.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
I woke up one day and I was like, I'm
gonna go on vacation.

Speaker 16 (37:27):
And it was amazing. I met people from all over
the country.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
We went to the Dominican Republic, the Virgin Islands and
the Great crup K and it was just amazing seeing
all these solo cruisers like come together and form one
giant group when we had.

Speaker 16 (37:44):
No idea that each other existed a week prior.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
That is amazing.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
So did you stay in one of the solo cabins.
I did.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
Yeah, and we had access to a solo lounge that
was purely for solo travelers. We all together to dinner
together from there.

Speaker 16 (38:02):
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
So here's my question about the solo lounge. If I go,
let's say, my husband, but I want to get away,
can't I just pretend to be a solo travel traveler
and get into the solo lounge. I'm a godparent. For
God's sake, I should be able to go wherever. I
wanted to make an exception for you, but you do
need to be traveling solo. So Stephanie, our own straight
Nate actually went on a solo cruise as well. It

(38:26):
was very cool. So you go into the lounge and
there's people just what is the expression, what's a stranger?
It's just a friend you haven't met yet. Yeah, And
so people are there and you, you know, you make
dinner plans with them, you arrange to do certain things
and activities.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
It's fun.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
You just make a new friends.

Speaker 15 (38:42):
That's so cool.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
So Stephanie, also, you know a lot of women are
nervous about traveling by themselves. Yeah, and I would think
being in a very controlled environment like a Norwegian cruise
would make make you a little more relaxed in that aspect.

Speaker 16 (38:58):
So that's actually why chose a cruise from my very
first solo traveling experience. It was because you know, not
a lot a lot can go wrong on.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
A cruise line, and with the solo lounge, you have to.

Speaker 16 (39:12):
Have a certain key card to get access to that.
So if you don't belong in those solo studios, you're
not going to be able to get into that area.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Well unless unless you're Scary Jones. Scary actually snuck into
the solo lounge and says they have quality drinks in there.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
Yeah. No, the door was open, and I'm like, I
always wanted to see what was behind them.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Scary, Now, you know that doesn't That doesn't bode well.
They're trying to keep people away from people like you.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
Grab some food and drinks and if.

Speaker 17 (39:42):
That doesn't make it, I'm not sure it makes it better,
doesn't He was on his merry way.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Just give me some quality food and drinks and I'll
be on.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
My merry way exactly.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
All right? Well I love that. So you uh In
your text, you said, I went on my very first
solo trip on mc ALL this past week oh this
past week. You just got back.

Speaker 16 (40:02):
I just got back two days ago.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Oh gosh. I love that you called in about this, because,
I mean, that's one of the many things that they
want us to talk about when we talk about their
incredible cruises and talking about the Caribbean is really at
the forefront and a great stirrup key okay, whatever you
want to call it. The great thing about that is
it's their their island, it's their destination.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
So what did you do?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
What did you find it there on Great stirrup k.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
So I planned an excursion to go swimming with the
pigs and it was amazing. They were so cute and
so little, And turns out pigs love belly rubs.

Speaker 16 (40:42):
Yeah, so that was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Scary do you like belly rubs? So you did the pigs,
But there's more to it. There's great there's great pools
and lounge areas and there's lots to do there.

Speaker 20 (40:53):
Right yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
So before I went on my excursion, I met with
people that I had met on the trip, and we
were swimming in the water and laying in the sun.
We went to there, like they have a few little
shops that you can go into.

Speaker 16 (41:08):
There's a whole bunch there. It was really awesome.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
I would like the shopping area to be bigger too.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Well, I'm glad you brought that up. They are about
to expand Great stirrup K. They're putting in the big
pier so you don't have to you can like the
big peer. They can pull the big the big rigs
up there.

Speaker 21 (41:22):
Right.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Also, they're doing this massive water park and they were
showing us the video of what some of these water
tubes and slides look like. Yeah, the bioluminescence, Yeah, it's
so cool. Biolucent essence, bioluminescence, bioluminiscence. But anyway, there's that,
and they're just expanding. Apart of me, they're expanding the

(41:44):
whole thing. It's going to be just an incredible experience. Right,
So I didn't mean to belch. Sorry, Oh God, Lee
Schrager's here anyway. So Stephanie, I'm glad you had a
wonderful Blue Women experience with Norwegian, a Great stirrup K
and being a solo traveler. Which ship were you on?
Do you recall it was a week ago, long time ago.

Speaker 16 (42:01):
I was on the Escape.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, that's my sister. That's our sister ship. Yeah, we
run the Bliss that's our ship. They're all our ships
as we be honest. All right, we love you, Stephanie.
Thanks for coming back. Are you going to plan another
trip on another Norwegians with a friend or solo?

Speaker 16 (42:19):
Again, probably solo. It was a lot better than having
to deal with someone else.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Oh wow. Okay, we all hate people unless they're strangers
that we meet on Norwegian. We love it. Thank you, Stephanie,
have the best day ever. Okay, thank you, You're welcome.
Thank you. Let's get into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi and then Lee Schrager coming in
great big announcements for the New York City Wine and
Food Festival, including our incredible late night bites with karaoke.

(42:46):
Yeah my god, I can't wait. And it's Gandhi's turn.
And then a phone tap right after you, Gandhi, You're up.
What's going on?

Speaker 17 (42:53):
All right? Authorities are working to determine whether the shooter
in Monday's Manhattan attack that left the five people dead,
including the gunman, help Mayor Eric Adams, and as pieces
of the semi automatic rifle used in the killings were
bought by an associate of suspect Shane Tamora, and detectives
are working to id that person. Reports say Tamora appeared
to be targeting the NFL headquarters and had a note

(43:14):
claiming he suffered from CTE, which we know as a
brain disease linked to contact sports that can only be
diagnosed in a person once they're dead.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Thankfully, no damage is being.

Speaker 17 (43:23):
Reported yet after tsunami waves hit the Hawaiian Islands. A
massive earthquake off of Russia triggered tsunami warnings. Tuesday night
in Hawaii, Alaska and along the West coast Hawaii saw
four foot waves that pushed some boats onto dry land,
but no further damage. Governor Green stressed that all the
all clear has not been given yet and urged people
to stay out of the evacuation area for now, warning

(43:45):
that waves will not just hit one beach, they will
wrap around the islands.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
But I don't know if you guys have seen any
of the.

Speaker 17 (43:49):
Video of Japan, now Russia, they got some big waves
over there that looks pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Wow. Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 17 (43:57):
And finally, if you are a fan of the movie,
the two for one deals are coming to cinemas around
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the Cinema Foundation, the one night only event is all

(44:18):
about enjoying the big screen with someone special. The event
could provide an unexpected spike in an otherwise quiet.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Week as a box office. That's what they're aiming for.
And those are your three things.

Speaker 18 (44:27):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
All right, so we don't have any money for the
fruit phone scary? What is that?

Speaker 7 (44:35):
That's the phone tap? No, I got it.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I was a talk got scary. I pretend we didn't
do that. I need the opening to the phone tap.
And then we played the phone tap. You know what
I'm saying. Okay, but did we kind of say what
we were doing? Okay? Just asking?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Yeah, we did, all right, I tell you what he's
getting his flat.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
To do the phone tap opening manually. Well, now the
free money.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Phone tap and now the free money phone tap.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Makes the no music noise. Well, we don't have any
money for the free money phone tap, but we do
have a special surprise to give you if you're called
A one hundred. We can't tell you what it is
because I have to call for it. You're gonna love it.
It's better than money. I don't even know who is.
Call me now to win and be called A one
hundred at eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred.

(45:23):
All right, thank you, guys.

Speaker 18 (45:24):
Good we answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran
phone tap.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
All right, Scary, tell us all about your phone tap.
So Kristen wanted a phone tap her mom. They live
in a very well manicured neighborhood. In their backyard is
a mess, and this crazy guy from the community has
been harassing the daughter Kristen about cleaning it up. So
I'm going to play the part of the crazy neighborhood
guy who got hold of Kristen's mom's cell phone number. Yes, right,
not a stretch for Scary. Let's listen to to Scary's

(45:50):
phone tap. Hello, Hey, I'm looking for miss Milling Please. Hey,
this has hurt me and I want to talk to
you about your gardeners.

Speaker 12 (46:00):
What are you doing tracking my daughter down at work?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I googled it. You can google anything these days.

Speaker 12 (46:05):
That's weird because you don't even know us, and you're
trying to track down my daughter.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
So I don't know you, but I know you now.
I got your name right here, I know your address,
and now I have your phone number.

Speaker 16 (46:14):
What do you want from us?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
You really need to clean up your backyard because I
have some guests coming over. I can't look at it
anymore because it's an isol to me.

Speaker 12 (46:21):
Sup Right there, buddy, look at I have lived in
this house for twenty years. You live in the neighborhood
for two months, and you think you're mister big shot.
You move in and you're going to tell everybody what
they should do to their property.

Speaker 20 (46:34):
Well, don't you think pay my taxi?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
That's great, but you have a disgusting garden. Their shrubs
are everywhere. It's gross in your mind?

Speaker 7 (46:42):
Don't you own garden tools? Mind?

Speaker 12 (46:44):
You're a maniac. You're out there with that blower like
it's part of your anatomy. Tell you what you're just
like blowing? Every leading falls and you run outside and
blow it.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
I mean, there's something wrong with you.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I blow everything in sight because I want to clean yard,
unlike you who have weeds growing back there.

Speaker 12 (47:01):
You want to blow it out. Your ass is what
you want to blow it.

Speaker 7 (47:04):
Don't you want a weed whacker?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
A hole? You're the hole in my mind.

Speaker 11 (47:08):
I take care of it.

Speaker 12 (47:09):
I like the naturalness of the way it looks.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
It's garbage back there. Your dead tree is dipping over
onto my property line. Now you think that the tree
and the bushes can all of a sudden just go
on to my property like that.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
If you have a problem with it, then go ahead
get your head trimmers. Where the hell you use your chain?
So I go ahead and trim my tree.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
I think it's disgusting that you don't trim your bush.

Speaker 12 (47:33):
Then you go ahead, you trim my bush. I don't care.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
Yeah, I want you to trim it.

Speaker 12 (47:36):
Don't you want to have you seeing over my fence
and my bush and worrying about it.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Now, all I have to do is walk out of
my house and your bush is in my face because
it's it's over the property line. Oh no, no, no no.

Speaker 12 (47:47):
If my bush is on your property, that's your responsibility.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
And then when it rains and your bush gets wet,
the leaves fall onto my property, and then I have
to blow it back over again.

Speaker 12 (47:57):
Nobody comes back here anyway.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Just because no one sees your bush doesn't mean you
don't have to trim it.

Speaker 12 (48:03):
You want to prode it, you want to prude it,
and you come on over and you prude it.

Speaker 20 (48:07):
Don't bother me.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
I'm not bothering you.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I'm asking you a favorite cut your shrub. Bub You
need to get a green thumb in your life and
call the lawn doctors.

Speaker 12 (48:18):
Oh my god, we are way finished.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Augur with me, and I'm gonna rip up your entire
garden because it's a mess. It's actually driving the value
of my house down.

Speaker 12 (48:29):
Every waking hour of your prosthetic life keeping your land perfect.
You're out of your mind.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
No, no, I'm just neat.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
I'm a neat freak, okay, and this is how I
was born.

Speaker 12 (48:39):
You're crazy. You're a kind of person that shows up
on the front page of the paper.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Joeanne, this is scary Jones Melvister rand in the Morning
Show and you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 12 (48:48):
Oh my god, are you?

Speaker 23 (48:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (48:57):
I believe this?

Speaker 12 (49:00):
What I know them.

Speaker 8 (49:03):
That is crawled out.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
No, no, no, the free money phone chap. But we
don't have any money, so I just said, be call
one hundred. I'll give you something special. This is better
than money. You know, our friend Jordan Nathan over at
Caraway our favorite cookware. Right by the way, he's not
paying us to do this. We're just giving away some
of his stuff without him knowing. Oh my god, I know.
So we love our Carraway cookware, right, guys. Yes, it's colorful,

(49:32):
it's it's also safe to eat food that's been cooked
on it. They say a lot of the nonstick cookware
is bad for you. Tell you what. Let's get caller
on here. This is Chris.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Hi, Chris?

Speaker 20 (49:47):
Are you elvi?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Chris? Do you like to cook?

Speaker 20 (49:51):
I actually love the cook.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Well, guess what have you? You've heard of a Caraway cookware? Right?
I have? My god, do you have any yet?

Speaker 9 (49:58):
So?

Speaker 20 (49:59):
You know, no, I do not, And I actually just
talk to you and hearing about this.

Speaker 9 (50:03):
It's really exciting right now.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
It's the best. It's the best. I use Carraway all
the time. And so what are we giving him from Caraway? Oh,
we're giving you the starter set you pick your own color.
What's in the starter set? What does that mean? It's
pots and pans. Don't just take it. You'll love it.
You'll become addicted to Carraway everything they put out your
order like I do. So, and you can choose your
own color. Look at all the colors online and we'll
send that starter kit from Carroway to you. Okay, that

(50:27):
is amazing.

Speaker 20 (50:28):
I can't thank you guys enough. I'm so exciting.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Thank you for listening. What are you doing today, Chris,
cooking and on your Carraaway. Other than that, what are
you doing?

Speaker 20 (50:35):
Well, I'm gonna cook when I get home. I'm actually
on my way to work right now.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
All right, Yeah, you gotta work. You gotta work to
pay for the food you're gonna cook. All right, Chris. Thanks.

Speaker 20 (50:41):
I usually leave work early just so I can tell it,
just so I can listen to you guys.

Speaker 15 (50:45):
I tell my wife I have to leave work early
by sit in the car for about thirty minutes.

Speaker 20 (50:48):
Liss, my god.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
It gives you. It gives you a break from you know,
it gives you a little break from marriage. In a
moment with us, I like that. Hold on, Chris, hold
on carryway on the way. And here's here's what I
found out. If you go to a carraway home dot com, Uh,
they're doing this really cool sweepstakes where you can actually
get the chance. You have a chance to win your
dream kitchen makeover or one hundred grand in cash. So

(51:11):
for every dollar you spend on Caraway, you'll get an
entry into the sweep stakes. And if you've been thinking
about getting yourself a new kitchen or some carraway, now's
the time. The sweep steakes ends at at the end
of August. For all the entry details and to enter
the sweepstakes, go to carraway home dot com and Jordan
Nathan in Venture of Caraway. We love you think, thank
you for this opportunity. Hey, so Lee Schrager is here.

(51:32):
Hey also a big fan of Caraway. And I don't
know how to turn into that micon. But by the
way to start the start, I don't know how to
turn it on. The starter set has a small fry pan,
large fry pan, a large saute pan and lids, and
a large saucepot. Yes, which is what they used to
call Lee in high school large saucepot. Are you're on now?

Speaker 8 (51:55):
I don't want to complain before you even take it.
Here here, the boy out here, Yes, what I just
wonder when Liza and Share come in here? Do they
sit in the same green room?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (52:08):
Really?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (52:09):
I mean do you not have a cleaning service? I mean,
do they have to bring their own coffee?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (52:15):
But they do.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I just I was just wondering. By the way, that's
also where a diamond spins the night she sleeps in there.

Speaker 8 (52:21):
Clearly it's a pickstie. I mean, really you would put
Liza in there? Never comes in here. That guy at
the front desk, mister personality. He didn't even say hello
to me.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Andrew, No, no, not Andrew.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
The guy downstairs. We don't know that someone needs to
give him a lesson. I mean he doesn't even say hello.
I said good morning, He goes, where.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Are you going? He's keeping us safely?

Speaker 8 (52:49):
What's keeping us safe? He didn't even look up.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I know I could have been you know mine?

Speaker 9 (52:53):
I know.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Your skin looks fantastic.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Okay, well, finally someone said something positive in this inn.
All right, I'll tell you what I did come in
just for this. My name wasn't even on the list.
I'd like to wait my name wasn't on the list, and.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
Where was my little thing that Lee schreg is on tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (53:11):
We'd been talking about it, but I didn't have a
little Can we.

Speaker 7 (53:14):
Get into this?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
I gotta take a break.

Speaker 8 (53:16):
I'm sorry, but I came in because not an icon
my name's on the list. I had to buy my
coffee for five, eight and nine. Really, I didn't have
to forget any of it.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I don't really know. It feels sorry for you because
you did jet capture in from the Hamptons to be here.

Speaker 8 (53:31):
I couldn't afford a coffee for you did not How
would people know on on you're gonna have your normal
rummy rating.

Speaker 13 (53:40):
Lee.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
Lee.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I'm just a host. I'm not in charge of that.
I don't even have my earphones or pluck I didn't
have because you don't even business was to be on yet.

Speaker 8 (53:50):
Then I'll start again. I might excuse me.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Your pot and Pan company carry Way, Yeah, I love
them to say. I do love that.

Speaker 8 (53:56):
Thank you for saying like I said twenty seven and
fifty four month Okaighway.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Well we'll send you some Carraway pants for the house,
like everything else in your house that you didn't pay for.
Oh my God, I wonder where I learned that from.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
It's scary.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Hold on the New York City Wine Food Festival all
the way, and finally the planets have aligned and we're
going to be a part of the most incredible event
in New York City once again, and it's gonna be
a great night. We'll talk about that. You're not doing
the Burger Bash, No, we're doing something. Are of those
burger bashes? Those are so yesterday? Oh my god? All right,
so don't listen to him. What they do every day,

(54:32):
So listen. No, you have a lot of great events.
This am I not here yet? No, you're not here yet.
Pretend he's not here. We'll talk about that and all things.
Lea shak or godhelp is coming up. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
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Speaker 17 (54:45):
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venmo this or their next show.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
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to learn more.

Speaker 9 (54:54):
Then they'll purchase restrictions apply THENO master card issued by
the bank or bank and a pursuit a license by
MasterCard Internationally incorporated card may be used where master Card
is accepted.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
Do I have your attention.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
Everyone.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Okay, now I'm going to be ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Nate likes to sniff his on underwear. Oh it's a
nice flavor. You want to hear some more, Danielle, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
It's the country's most popular top forty warning program any
day as the way, I.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Am even a cour Do I have your attention? Can
I just take over? First? Second?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Elvis ter ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (55:36):
The still ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Welcome to the waffle House. Hello, sweetie, you look good today. Welcome.

Speaker 11 (55:53):
Have a seat.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
You want some sweet tea? You want the water? Ice water?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Oh? Yes, thank you?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Well, what would you like there, honey, I'll take a car.
We have a special guest here at the waffle house today.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
What is your name? Hunt? Excuse me?

Speaker 8 (56:05):
My name is row Tissery.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Rote Please everyone, Welcome to the waffle House, Row Tissery. Okay,
I'm taking orders. We gotta go now. You can see
we're getting crowded. Now. Yeah, what do you want?

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Are the grits this morning? Please? But just plain. I'm
gonna put some syrup in it.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Okay, sweet grits. That sounds disgusting, but I'll get.

Speaker 13 (56:25):
That for you.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
What about you sugar. What do you want?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
It's lunch now?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yes, brunch?

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Oh, I would like some probably some chicken tenders.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Chicken tender?

Speaker 7 (56:33):
Have we got that for you? It's gotta b What
do you want?

Speaker 11 (56:36):
Well?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
For lunch, I'm gonna have a cup of birds chili
and some of Alice's iced tea. Please. You got Alice's froggy?
What do you want here? I'm definitely gonna have a hamburger? Please?

Speaker 7 (56:45):
What about you?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Rote tissery? What would you like for breakfast?

Speaker 11 (56:47):
Here?

Speaker 8 (56:47):
As I'm gonna have the fresh biscuits with sausage and gravy.
You got your order of home fries.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
You got. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Lee Schrager has never
been to AA. Never been to a waffle house. I've
never been to no.

Speaker 22 (57:06):
I know.

Speaker 8 (57:06):
I've always wanted to stop. I mean not always, but
pretty much always once when I saw it.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I mean, you're born and ways in the South Florida.
You've had waffle houses in your entire life. I've never
been to a cracker barrel.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Man chicken and dumplings, I hear, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Yeah, for no reason, I would absolutely go. Lees Fager
has been to the best restaurants in the world, I
mean in all of the culinary capitals around the world.
But he hasn't gone to a waffle house, nor has
he been to a Cracker brow for no reason. I
love that time.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Have you shopped at Cracker Barrel?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Experience, No, but an experience.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
The only reason I knew Cracker Barrel of them is
because when I wrote a fried chicken book, they sold
my fried Chicken book.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 8 (57:47):
Yeah, so that's how that's how I knew it. But no,
I've never been in one, you know, and they wanted
me to do a signing in one like in I
don't even know where it was, so I didn't go
well or everywhere.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Well the days that microphone you got to get really
close to that my line. So no, you know that
microphone you're using. Lee Schreger has never heard the words
I wrote a fried Chicken book, or I guess it,
never heard the words I'll have another cup of coffee
here since there is none.

Speaker 8 (58:11):
Oh right here, she goes, Oh, I am not complaining,
Yes you are, I am, but that you know what.
I am on a mission. I am going to get
a sponsor for your green room. I'm going to get
like a great we have one even we have announced it.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Oh no, it's it's going to be a blue room
and it's going to be fantastic a blue room. Oh yeah, no,
it's going to be output like you wouldn't. We'll leave
it at that. Not a moment too soon.

Speaker 8 (58:37):
So whoever is consering it, you have no barometer, you
have no nothing to meet.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I mean I have to tell you. Can we announce
that yet?

Speaker 7 (58:45):
Is it done?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Is it? Yes?

Speaker 19 (58:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
No? But it can't blue. You can't say anything else?
Please move on. Okay, I'm moving on. So Leger, you're.

Speaker 8 (58:53):
Wondering where this Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I still I've got to tell people who you are,
because no one knows who you are pretty much.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
Oh yeah, we go, here we go.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
We have a new audience every day. You have to,
that's Leally. You can't keep them. I'm sure you have
a new audience every day. I mean, really, you listened
to the show myself. No one do you have new
audience every day? I owe you one for that. You
Oh bitch, Okay, here's the thing. Leash Reager not only
is a dear friend, but also he brings us every

(59:25):
year these incredible events, of course, the South Beach Wine
and Food Festival and here in New York, the New
York City Wine and Food Festival. And we have been
a part of that incredible institutions for so many years.
But for some reason, several years have gone by. We
were on vacation while he was doing his festival. This year,
we're back. The planets are lining up, and we could
not thank you enough and we cannot be more proud
to be a part of the New York City Wine

(59:45):
and Food Festival this year. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (59:46):
I wish I could say the same. We are so
excited to have all you guys back. On Friday, October seventeenth,
we are finally doing a karaoke contest. Has anyone thought
about how we're doing it or what we're doing? Okay,
don't you figure it out?

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I have ideas.

Speaker 17 (01:00:03):
Yes, so we should be able to throw food at
people when they're bad at karaoke.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Oh my god, I love that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Yes, rotten tomatoes, rotten. That is a fun idea. No, no,
I have doubts. No, uh no, I love that idea.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I had a food fight on a radio show years ago,
and we got yelled at by people, said you know,
you really could feed people with it, and you're.

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
Right, and since we used to benefit a hunger course
for many years, we won't do that. But what we
will do is we'll put it what's that like, a
velcrow down on the floor, and after that we'll make
a rat tattooy or a tomato sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
It's a five second rule.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
I only just use old, rotten vegetables that are really grown.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
But I am really excited.

Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
I have been practicing for Karaoke Night, which tickets happened
to be on sale today, really, which is the only
reason I'm here, the only reason I was invited in
because tickets are in sale today, So I have to
plug your events so somebody will come to it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
It is what are we calling?

Speaker 8 (01:00:58):
It's a what is it called?

Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
Uh I?

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
Sweet eats and beats?

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I mean by Parentlon hold on, hush, do you ever
turn that thing off? Never? It's called Okay, it's Elvis
Durrant and the cast of the Z one hundred one,
my god, your cast and not even listed. It's called
Late Night Bites, Beats and Sweets, presented by Paris bag At.
Oh I love Paris Bagis.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Do we have a go to karaoke song.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Probably Yeah, you said you've been rehearsing. What song you rehearsed?
I said I've been rehearsing. If I said it, it's true.
But I think I will survive. Okay, let me tell
you about Hour of a Big Spender. I want to
talk about still here. I want to talk about many events,
but hours first. Okay, it's as he said, Friday, October seventeenth,
nine pm. It's a late night event. It's on a Friday,

(01:01:45):
but it's okay, at the Seaport Pier seventeen, which is
the most amazing place for the wine and Food festival.
So let me read what they have written. Let's see
how accurate it is. New York City Winding Food Festivals
brand new late night event, Late Night Bites, Beats and Eats,
presented by Paris Baguett, happening in the Seaport, hosted by
the entire morning show crew. That's us, the karaoke contest

(01:02:07):
and prizes. Step up to the mic for your chance
to win free cake for a year from Paris Baggett
and other exclusive prizes. We can we can do, but
we can get more stuff, I would hope. So plus
we'll have incredible food and desserts. It's gonna be amazing
drinks and cocktails. Okay, I can't wait. Well, and we're
gonna invite our friends.

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
So all of our friends on Broadway when they get off,
you know they normally get off the theater round ten,
ten thirty, they're gonna come over. And you know, people
like my friend Jane Korkowski and Neil and Didt, Neil
Patrick Harris and David Berger are gonna come over and
do some numbers. Yeah, so we're gonna have those people
because Lord knows we'll need some help there. Gandhi, do
you have a number you'll be singing?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Yes, I think we have to. Oh I think we
should open it up as an ensemble.

Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
Oh yeah, oh maybe we'll do something for Mom and miaoudway, yes, I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Know that Mama Mia or dancing Queen would work. And
we need a choreographer as well. Oh say you twice?
Well that's Billy Porter. Hold that Hey, Avid, is this
Evid or Avid Ollo?

Speaker 20 (01:03:06):
Ago?

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Well there you are. I was wondering where you were.
Welcome back. So you want to meet us at the
New York City Wine and Food Festival at our late
night right, now, well, don't go to Irving now, nothing
going on yet. Uh, but tell everyone why you want
to meet us at the New York City Wine Food Festival.

Speaker 20 (01:03:26):
Well, first of all, who would not want to meet
order all of you beautiful people and Les Schrager come.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
On now, excuse me, thank you? But especially you want
to run into uh Nate?

Speaker 20 (01:03:38):
Well, I have to run into Nate because I went
to the Taco and Sequila fest and I saw him
embarrass himself. Ain't goodness?

Speaker 11 (01:03:45):
Gandhi was there to save.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
That was the best night ever?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Do you want to hear what that sounds like? So
we had we had to do announcements and thank our
incredible sponsors. Incredible because and you can't mess it up
because these these are people that run run the whole thing,
you know, thank God for sponsors and pay us salaries
and pay our salaries even though we don't get paid
jack for this anyway anyway, So we have to read

(01:04:11):
their names. And we had been drinking tequila all night
and judging tequila drink I heard about. So here comes
have you heard Nate yet? Listen to this?

Speaker 16 (01:04:19):
Okay?

Speaker 19 (01:04:20):
I just judged twelve cocktail.

Speaker 20 (01:04:26):
Diamond Crystal Salt comedy Dynamic.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
They're not packed.

Speaker 19 (01:04:30):
This yere.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
All right? So I mean we took over and saved that.
I so that's why you want to meet h Nate.
I mean, well, yeah, that's why. I well, you know,
more so all of you since you or won't be
drunk on stage another wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
This is the nine o'clock event. We can't make any problem.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
We'll be hopped up on all sorts of pills and
things in the morning. No, we want you to tickets.
Go and sale today and we'll see you there. Bring
some friends. Okay, you promise, I will. I'll be buying
the ticket.

Speaker 11 (01:05:05):
I'm looking for you, Elvis, bring it on now, come on,
don't go hide in the hand that I didn't get
to see Scamy because he was hiding and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Like the vipizza where you guys were sitting. You know,
I'll tell you what if you if you need tickets,
we will will insist that Scary comes out of the tent.
Go to Elvis Durant show on uh Instagram and you
can link over by your tickets. Okay, I'll be getting
later and get a karaoke song. Ready, hello, okay, I'm ready?
All right, thank you? So much have ready.

Speaker 8 (01:05:34):
We're gonna do an ensemble open umber opening number. Of course,
I'll beat the star, of course, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I think we do.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
Dance and Queen. I think that's a perfect Yeah. I
think that's exactly how we'll open it. You need to
get prizes. Ncl's coming in. I know one of your
great sponsors, and come after you a boat or a tugboat.
A tug boat, I think is a tugboats an old
tired tug boat. After you, an old time tug boat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Elvis, Payback's gonna be a bitch, I just like you.
Remember that song I had a mule. Her name was
sal Know this before my time? Maybe mark in your
time tug boat Elvis. Look, I am your younger your
younger brother. He so, by the way she is turning
us on, this is Lee excuse me, Schrager. Yes, and

(01:06:22):
I'm back, you know, and I'm back. I'll be here
every Wednesday for the rest of the summer. Right here. Wow,
can we focus and talk about other things going on
at the Wine and Food Festival? Plant I don't need
a cheat sheet, but you go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Damn.

Speaker 8 (01:06:38):
I'm trying to look for something worthy of Well, don't
look at your event. I will tell you, and I
mean Alvis clearly. We are kicking off on Wednesday night,
October fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
When you say you're kicking off, I'm hoping it's you know,
kicking off. I'm sure you do.

Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
We would take over this show what's left of it?

Speaker 11 (01:06:56):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
All right, So all the big chefs are coming out
once again. Let me tell you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:03):
We have Eric Repair, we have Jean George A. Len Ducas,
Michael White, Jonathan Waxman, Bobby Flay and Brooke Williamson are
hosting our Saturday night grand tasting. We've never had a
Saturday night We've never done a night time grand Are
they gonna make count on stage? I hope so, I hope.
So Okay, I hope. So Bobby are you up?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yep?

Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
Bobby and Brooke are hosting it. They are filming all
week in someplace in the middle of nowhere, and they're
flying in that morning. That's what good friends they are. Well,
they really didn't want to cancel, so they're flying in
just to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
You're talking about the chefs, talk about the food, because
that's what people really really want to eat.

Speaker 8 (01:07:35):
Well, you think they just don't want to see you clearly. Well,
we're ticking off on Wednesday night, the fifteenth with a
cocktail party with Martha Stewart and her one hundred and
first cookbook that is coming out. There'll be a private
cocktail party for her. Then down at the Tin Building
in the Seaport, Jean George and Gregor Goodeau are hosting

(01:07:56):
a taste of the Tin Building. All the restaurants the
building is going to come along with the sound of music.
The next that's Wednesday. Thursday night we are doing, uh
is that Thursday or Friday.

Speaker 12 (01:08:10):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Thursday night is the Asian Night Market.

Speaker 8 (01:08:13):
Thursday night is the Asian Night Market and that is
being hosted by Jean George and the beautiful Podmlashki. Friday
night we have the Burgabash, which is the event that
put us in the map, and Rachel Ray is hosting
for us again with Brooklyn Beckham. So it's Brooklyn and
Rachel hosting, coming and hosting the event. He has a
hot sauce out and he'll be launching it there. And

(01:08:34):
I cannot divulge names, but we are also going to
have a mega mega Mega Superstar Latina. Latina one of
the highest paid women on TV at one time just
a few years ago.

Speaker 18 (01:08:49):
Oh, I know it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Uh, and she will be.

Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
She and her son are going to be hosting this
Saturday grand tasting. We hopefully are going to announce that today.
It's not worthy to waste it on this show, but
I'll go on a TV show tomorrow talk.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
I think it's already online. By the way, it is
not online.

Speaker 8 (01:09:03):
I just confirmed it last night, so don't listen to Okay,
So at Sunday night, we're doing a big seafood crawl.
We have the Great a Great Taco event. We have dinners,
we have what master classes, we have everybody, everyone from
the it is. It's a really great lineup and great dinners.
We as you know, we have Mario from Emelio Ballada
doing a dinner Sunday night at the Beard House. It's

(01:09:26):
such effect, really, it's of all the years. These dinners
are fantastic. I can't wait. No, no, I'm really looking
forward to it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
You know everything Leads just talked about and more, and
you can you can find everything at nycw f F
dot org, which is of course New York City at
Wine Food Festival, or go to Elvis Duran show on
Instagram and just link on over. It's all right there
because it's you get your friends together. You're out at
night during the day in New York City, you're eating
the best food from the best chefs, and of course
you're helping. You're helping people know you're benefiting the James

(01:09:55):
Beard Foundation and of course Event Zero, which these are sustainability.

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
Yes, they're great causes. And we should be getting snacks
any minute from our friend Andrew Carmelini, who sent over
his viral chocolate croiss owns.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
I hope they're here. I don't want to get a fire.

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
And Andrew is hosting a Saturday night party for us
at the Grand Tasting. He's opening up Carne Maury for
a VIP ticket only one hundred people. We can go
and hang out there. They're going to have great, great
cuts of meat and great wine and spirits.

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
And here they are the viral.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Chocolate that look.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Can we get a photo before you?

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
Ethos? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Come over your name, you get a photo? Okay, So
oh okay, I'm sorry. I just want to make okay,
so keep in mind. It all kicks off the night
of October fifteenth for Martha's towards one hundred first birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
But not our hundred first birth No, I said one
hundred first book. But you know what Martha's birth Oh
my god, Martha, she's losing it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
When you said one hundred and first, I was like, already.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Is fabulous? She look and she looks fantastic.

Speaker 8 (01:11:02):
No, actually have birthdays tomorrow? Oh my god, Martha's birthday
I think as one hundred and two. Whatever, Oh my god, Terry,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Hey, Elvis.

Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
Lee's fans are checking in and chining in on text?

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Messa, what are they saying about this guy? Who the
hell is this guy? That's Lee? Is that a good thing?

Speaker 18 (01:11:21):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Okay? But wait, this person says Lee is fire loving him.
I don't know this is fire Lee's Oh can we
have Leon every day? He's a national he could be
on every day. I'm trying to read. I'm trying to
read what they're saying about. You cannot interrupt me. Can
you have Leon every day? He's a national treasure? Look
at that. I already bought my tickets over the weekend.

(01:11:41):
I'm so excited to see y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Noll.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I'm convinced to travel from Massachusetts to New York for
this thing. Oh yeah, loving this. We should serve jello shots,
and I.

Speaker 8 (01:11:51):
Think we should send karaoke has a great idea. Actually,
I think before you go on and do a number,
we have to give you a jello shot. Look at
this delicious viral.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
See when you hear the word viral, I don't want
to put in my mouth say l L viral. Good
I think of viruses.

Speaker 8 (01:12:06):
Yeah, please apologize to my Martha for calling our one
hundred and two.

Speaker 7 (01:12:10):
No I am I gonna do because you haven't come
on here?

Speaker 12 (01:12:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
Absolutely, I love Martha. Attention Susan. Attention Susan Mgueno. She's
never to come on here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Susan Mgreeno is the best dressed woman in New York City,
in the world. And now it's time for the feud
joined by Are we ready our friend Lee? Excuse me? Yeah,
you're gonna love this. It's always a feud when Lee's
in the room. Pay attentionly, you need instructions. Go Lee.

(01:12:41):
You've seen the family feud on television, haven't you. I'm
sure well, you are going to be partnered with somebody
and you are going to be a team playing against
another family. We're gonna give you a survey and you
have to tell us what People responded to that survey
and answered all right, He'll explain it as we go.
All right, So, uh, being as you are a special guest,
we are going to team you with the best player Elvis.

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
And I want to tell you if this is a guest,
your name is not on the door, there's no preview
that you're coming. I hate to see an unspecial guest.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Can you just shut up? Yes, go ahead, You're gonna
have a lot of fun with it as my team member.
Just you wait. Okay, So it's the two of you
and you're playing against Danielle Gandhi and Froggy. Right, So
this is how it works. So I'm going to give
you a survey question and you have to tell me
what you think people answered that survey question with all right. Okay,

(01:13:35):
So I know you have dogs, you're a dog fan.
Name something dogs do to people that people wouldn't do
to dogs? Their balls?

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Solid answer?

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Do your balls? Number one response?

Speaker 8 (01:13:51):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
The question was name something dogs do to people that
people wouldn't do to dogs. Okay, Okay, that was wrong.
That was your wrong answer. No, No, that was wrong.
Don't you. Dogs don't lick your ball. Well, they technically
lick you. I don't know if you're naked when they're
licking you.

Speaker 8 (01:14:07):
But that was a number one. That was the number
lick you show graphic. Yes, pass, you're gonna play all right? Okay, yes, okay, okay.
So Elvis as his team member, names something dogs due
to people that people wouldn't do to dogs pee on them? Yes,
the number four answer.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
How about that? I don't pee on my dog, but
he peas on me back. You don't on people, not recently,
not anymore, but you stand. The day is young, Elvis
is not, but the day is lee. Yes, name something dogs.
You're older than me.

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
Don't even start.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Shut up and look look at me, I look at you.
There's game going on here. Okay, name something dogs due
to people that people wouldn't do to dogs. Five answers
left on the board. Repeat the question, Name something dogs
due to people that people wouldn't do to dog.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Oh oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
Ran out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Okay, something that dogs do dogs do to people people
wouldn't do to dog. Let them put a leash on them.
Oh that's not true. Show me cuck holding not on there?
You for Christmas? Last year. We got one buzz left late.
Let's see if you actually have an answer this time,

(01:15:35):
his ring, it's rough. Name something dogs do to people
that people wouldn't do to dogs.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
I just didn't have an answer. Why would I have one?

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Now? By the way, this is we cannot show this
video later because just me just like choking people. Yes,
I know, all right, So let's go to the other
team that may have a response. Name something dogs due
to people that people wouldn't.

Speaker 18 (01:15:56):
Do to dog.

Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
Bite.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Yeah, they already had licked. I'd say, hump, hump, Yes,
the answers you were missing. Beg for food, bark at them,
bite them, and then sniff their butts. This is stupid.
It's not note of attacurate because people do this to
dogs all the time, and dogs dogs. I sniffed my

(01:16:21):
dog's butts all the time. Hold on, do you hump
your dogs all the time? One another round er? We
just want to wrap. I want to do one more round?
Can you focus this time?

Speaker 7 (01:16:32):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:16:32):
Lee?

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Focus has chocolate shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Such a myth. Name a place people make love that
you would never want to name a place where people
make love but you would never want to it's technically
our guest. Guest Vagina.

Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
The Renner takes it all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
That's an answer, and it's thank you were playing the
fune Jesus. Okay, I remind you the New York City Wind.
I'm trying to like do the promo. Okay, hurry up, listen, everybody,
the New York One's attention. The New York City Wide

(01:17:36):
and Food Festival kicking off October fifteenth. It's fifteen to
the nineteenth. It's gonna be an amazing, amazing event, of course,
benefiting our charitable partners, Event zero Foundation and James Beard Foundation.

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
What do they do, by the way, James Beard, they
meant their young culinary talent, right, they meant their young
culinary talent.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Event zero Foundation is sustainability.

Speaker 7 (01:17:54):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:17:54):
Yeah, they focus is sustainability in the restaurant, in the
hospitality industry.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
So these very very very incredible tickets are going to
the money's going to incredible, incredible foundations. Now we'll be
there of course late night.

Speaker 8 (01:18:08):
Oh my god, Friday October eighteenth at the Seaport. You
don't even know seventeenth. Sorry, I don't even know where
you are.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
It's Friday, Artober seventeenth at the Seaport it's of course
Elvis Duran's at Elmstrand Morning Shows a late night Bites,
Beats and Sweets presented by Paris Baggett. Yeah, it was
karaoke in karaoke.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
What we sent it on like a karaoke Halloween theme night.

Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
We could still do it. It's obviously you paid no attention.
We have nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
We have nothing done yet You then have no guess
at your party? Oh no, you see you wait, we're
gonna have someone come in and decorate. That is your
own decorating team or to hire someone. We don't spend money, Elvius.
We're a charity. I will spend money because you're a charity. Wow,
you are a charity. It's gonna be a great night.

(01:18:54):
So all the information. If you go to Elvis Durant
show on Instagram, you can link over to New York
City Wine and Food Festival or just n y c
w f F dot org New York City Wine Food
Festival dot org. W Yeah, n y c w f
F dot org. Can I ask a question you just did?

Speaker 8 (01:19:11):
Okay, when you go get a coffee in the morning, right,
go buy a coffee because you don't have any here?
Do you have to tip.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
You should, Yeah, you should tip. Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
I thought as long as you're standing, you don't have
to tip.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
It's italy. I mean I did chip because I was embarrassed.
Can they see in the other side of the screen
if you say no tip?

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
Uh the thing around?

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Yeah, they swivel and look. Ah okay, but I mean
you shouldn't you want to tip?

Speaker 12 (01:19:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:19:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:19:43):
But everywhere?

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
I mean everywhere.

Speaker 8 (01:19:44):
I mean I went to church recently with a friend
and after communion they put out a tip thing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Did you say, thanks a lot on the thing? I'm
not getting off yet. That's the first time you've said that.
They pilling. They pills for that. Look, we can't wait
to be a part of the Wine Food Festival. We're
back finally.

Speaker 8 (01:20:12):
You are back finally, And don't forget. SOB is coming
up our twenty fifth anniversary in February, South Beach, our
twenty fifth. You guys are gonna have to come down,
you know you. Isn't that it your holiday?

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Your break time?

Speaker 8 (01:20:26):
Usually well, a free trip to Miami? What can be
better than that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Who's paying for that? I'll pay for it? No, you will,
I will, of course I'll pay for it. I'm not
going to ride the Amtrak. I'm not putting an am track.

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
It's a busy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Calm down.

Speaker 8 (01:20:41):
No, you have to be there for our twenty fifth anniversary.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
You have to be there.

Speaker 8 (01:20:45):
I'm being shoved out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
No usually, but we have to. We have to take
a break though. But you don't have to kill anywhere.

Speaker 8 (01:20:51):
What about these croissants now, I'm going to be charged
talk about them?

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Okay. This is from Andrew Carmerlini's Bakery, Lafayette.

Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
This is a viral sensation and the chocolate viral and
they are deliciously Did they only send chocolate? Did they
send all the flavors?

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
I love?

Speaker 8 (01:21:11):
And Andrew Parmelini, as I mentioned, is hosting the Saturday
night event, the VIP Tent at the Saturday Night Grant
Tasting that Bobby is hosting. So for a supplemental one
hundred dollars, you can go into the restaurant Lang Out,
have great cuts of meat and enjoy the evening. Not
your type of meat, Elvis, just to be with not
for one hundred dollars, Well, I paid twice that on

(01:21:35):
a good day and Latte. One of my favorite restaurants,
A great cook it the one only Lash not leaving yet.

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Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
All right, well, we're still trying to schedule our meeting
with legal after our visit with Lee Schweger.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
That's always the way every time he leaves.

Speaker 8 (01:22:26):
I don't get it gone.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Lee, you got us in a lot of trouble today.
I hope you're happy. Why you guys missed it? Now
we have we have not a bad word. We'll move
on to something else now. I'll explain to you later.
I'll explain later what happened. I've had people text me

(01:22:48):
in comment on them. Don't know you were great, but
you know, but let's know, we'll talk about it in
the pay peanuts, you get monkeys. Okay, good point. Speaking
of which, as you know, we are a member of
and they remember of our family as well, Norwegian Cruise Line,
and we love, we love everything about Norwegian.

Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
We've been.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
It all started as we became the godparents of Norwegian Bliss.
It was awesome, and then we were so addicted we
wanted to hang out and hide in the shadows while
other godfathers and godmothers and godparents were brought in.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
We allowed to be godparents of more than one ship.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Technically some people are, but no, you are not allowed to.
That would cost them way too much money. But I'm available.
Then you went to be available, that ship would not sail.
So David Herrera, of course at the at the helm

(01:23:47):
a Norwegian Cruise Line, of course. Karen Smith, welcome, Welcome
to your role. Now what is your official role now?
The CMO see here at I heart We don't we
don't have positions like that. Exactly what's that woman doing
over there? She markets?

Speaker 8 (01:24:02):
Get her there?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
We don't give a title, but welcome to this crazy family.
God be with you. David, thank you for coming in today.
May I tell them what we did yesterday?

Speaker 23 (01:24:14):
When's the last time you've asked me to do something
I told you know and you didn't do it. Like honestly,
here's number one hundred and forty two. So as you know,
Norwegian Cruise Line has the most incredible ship experiences and
cruise experiences in the Caribbean. And we know you can
get your cruises from a lot of places, but we
know for a fact that Norwegians are the best. And

(01:24:35):
one of the reasons is great stirrup k or is
it great stirrup key? It's a great question. We have
that debate all the time. It's whatever you want it
to be. Okay, technically it is K, but we are
absolutely fine calling it great stirrup k, great syrup key,
or good old GSC GSC.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
I told all this it was K. He didn't believe me.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
It is key.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
We just heard it from David. Oh did he say
key ork? He said both, but he says K is official.
If you had to pick one, what would it be?

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Every time I come on this show, what's the word?
You tell me the word first, and then I'll tell
you whether it's K or key. I said, kay, sure, okay,
just for the sake of this so great storm. K.
You know, there's nothing better than having an addition to
what you're already experiencing on whichever incredible Norwegian ship you're
on in the Caribbean. You land at this place which

(01:25:32):
I've not been invited to yet. You've been invited, you've
never got Okay, just.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
There like three weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
So you leave the ship and you head to this
island which is only exclusively for you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
Yes, it's so cool.

Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
And when we when we entered, there was like all
this Caribbean music going on, and there was dance lessons
and drinks were.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Flowing and food was flowing, and you got to go.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
To different excursions. I know, we did swimming with the
pigs day and we also did some wave runners that day.

Speaker 10 (01:26:02):
That was those and the people in charge of the
excursions are spot on amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
We had the best day ever.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
And you know we always love everything that's happening on
the cruise on the ship. Yeah, it's that on an island.
So it's incredible. And so what we did yesterday we
threw a big party with Norwegian. We called it an
activation where you went into this little room to a
portal like you're going getting onto a ship and you're
on an island in this in this building done in

(01:26:30):
Soho in New York City, it's one hundred and ten
friggin degrees outside. If we walked in and there was
it had a sandy beach inside, you could see a
wrap around video of what's coming to Great Stirrup. Keep okay, sure,
so tell me tell me where it is and where
it's going in this next year because this is going
to make everyone want to be a part of it.

(01:26:51):
So obviously Kieran is here as well because we are
so excited about what we're doing, not only on the
island but for our brand. We are going back to
the Caribbean more than we ever have. So we invested
in our island and it's a fantastic experience today. The
water is pristine, as a young saying, the service is amazing.

(01:27:15):
But we just added other stuff.

Speaker 23 (01:27:16):
And we just added a six acre water park, one
hundred and seventy foot tower, nineteen slides, a nine thousand
square foot kids area.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
Don't forget the cliff jump.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
We got jumping so cool.

Speaker 23 (01:27:30):
We got cliff jumping slideide and you know on this
family slide, you guys can actually hold hands and go
down the family slide together.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
You see a photo op right there. If you think
that that would be super cool? Can I just hold
the purses on the purse holder at these things? Well,
so we got to see this in a round the
room adventure with the this incredible digital video yesterday and
we felt like we were getting a taste of what

(01:28:04):
it's going to be like. It's all cgi, of course,
but it looks beautiful. It's gonna be incredible.

Speaker 23 (01:28:09):
We were so proud of what the marketing team has done.
We have a partner, they're called super Nice. It's our
creative agency. Karen, why don't you talk a little bit
about the activation? Sounds like sounds like Elvis had a
good time. I digest part of.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Me is still there.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
One of those things that we want to do is
get people to really feel what it's going to be
like to be on the island. And for us, we're
so excited to tell the sort of all the different
memories that you can form when you're on the island
with your family, with your friends. And what we did
is it's part of the activation. When you come in.
First of all, you get a chance to win enter
into a sweepstakes where we're giving away two hundred and

(01:28:43):
fifty cruises, So everybody should be going out, and we're
not only doing it at the activation side at SOHO.
You'll find portals all around New York. Maybe there's one
at Grand Central, maybe there's one at the high Line.
They're spread out. Take a look for them, because what
we want to do is bring the island to everyone
and our favorite island in Manhattan.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
And also there's ways to win online as well. In
order to get that, you can go to Elvis dur
Inshow on Instagram and you can link over and sign
up two hundred and fifty cruises to be given away,
which will be parked right next to Great Stirrup. K Key.
That's a new word. That's cool. It's a cakey. It's
a kekey only cakey. Hold on, I got a call.
Hold on a second. This is Lisa, Lisa High. How

(01:29:22):
are you?

Speaker 11 (01:29:24):
I'm good? How about yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
We're doing always okay? So you're leaving Sunday for your
first NCL. You're going to Alaska? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:29:30):
Got me?

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Can you buy me an island in Alaska? I would
like one of those.

Speaker 11 (01:29:34):
Chill here that I'm worried if I could for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Are you excited about me?

Speaker 11 (01:29:40):
I'm weird, beyond excited is myself, my husband as far
as thirty fifth anniversary, but my sister, my two sisters
are also coming. So one of my sisters is her
gift to herself for her retirement. My other sister, her son,

(01:30:01):
kind of jumped on the back vandwagon and wanted to go.
And this gift was to myself and my husband for
our thirty fifth wedding anniversary.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
That's awesome, good god, thirty five years of that. I'm married.
I'm thinking thirty five years of that, like, oh boy.

Speaker 9 (01:30:20):
But it.

Speaker 11 (01:30:22):
Flies by.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Okay, well, look congratulations. By the way, I'm selecting a
Norwegian again. But you ship is it?

Speaker 11 (01:30:30):
It's on Core?

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Oh that's sister the night Shift. I want to see
you switch to the Caribbean now now that you're hearing,
great story.

Speaker 11 (01:30:38):
I was just listening to y'all and I can't. Fortunately,
I live in the Panhandle of Florida, so it's a
hop skipping a jump to go get on a cruise ship.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Yeah she's buttering your biscuit. Yeah, yeah, I hear what
she's doing. So we did.

Speaker 10 (01:30:55):
We were in Miami and we like, we're in Miami
a couple of days, and we jumped on a three
day cruise from Miami to the Bahamas to Great Stirrup
k Key and we have the best time.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Three days is great, but David, I think Lisa on
a seven day cruise will be even more fun.

Speaker 23 (01:31:11):
Lisa, I don't know if you were a I don't
know if you were a plant, Lisa, but I have
a feeling that Elvis always does this every time.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Lisa.

Speaker 23 (01:31:19):
After you get off your Encore cruise to Alaska, which
is going to be fantastic, you can enjoy it. I
highly recommend if anyone gets a chance to go on
Alaska cruise, give us a call. We're gonna put you
on one of our Caribbean cruises because Elvis always makes
me give away.

Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Yeah, so it made her cry other than her husband.
That's awesome, Lisa. You're gonna love it. And you got
to stop off at Great Great Stirrup k You're gonna
just love every second of your time.

Speaker 11 (01:31:56):
You know, it's gonna be beautiful.

Speaker 8 (01:31:58):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
We can't wait to see you back on the ships.
Thank you. Hold on, Lisa, hold on all right now,
I was told behind the scenes, we have twenty cruises
to give away today. Oh wow, that's why you're supposed
to be here to defend me. I'll just say something.
Maybe I shouldn't, but I will anyway. I usually do,

(01:32:21):
no matter what. We have just we have just decided
and they have just decided for us to be married
even longer. So we're continuing our relationship with Norwegian Cruise,
and we could not be happier. We could not be
more proud because we have so much fun. It's about
telling stories. I mean, you know, of course, we're all
in a business to do things and make revenue for whatever.

(01:32:44):
I don't care about that at all. I've given up
on that because I'm figured out funny, they're never going
to pay me what I'm worth and they will never
pay you what you're worth the other day. So we've
got big things coming with Norwegian, and you have big
things come up with us, and we're so excited to
extend that relationship. So yeah us, yeah, you Elvis.

Speaker 23 (01:33:01):
We we love that you guys are not only part
of our family, you're part of our history. We're thrilled
that we're going to continue working together, because honestly, this
really doesn't feel like work. This feels like we're having
having a fun time handing out free stuff. Because all
this is making me hand out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Wait, we're handing the free stuff. Hold on, say pick
a number, pick a number. I see these flashing numbers
in front of me. Seven seven, lucky number seven. Hello.
We don't know who you are. I hope you're a
good person.

Speaker 8 (01:33:35):
Who is this, Trina?

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Where are you from? Where are you from?

Speaker 20 (01:33:44):
Georgia?

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Okay, perfect, Okay, here's what you're gonna do. Somehow. We're
gonna get you to Miami. We're gonna put you on
a Norwegian cruise. You're going to the Caribbean. Congratulations, Just
like that, the bottom, the bottom line evaporates right here. Congratulations.
Have you ever been in a Norwegian cruise? Now you have?

(01:34:08):
Now you are you gonna This is gonna be amazing.
Here's what I want to do. I want you to
go to NCL dot com, uh search for all things
Caribbean and just start dreaming about your you being on
that ship in those locations including great Stirrupkare. You're gonna
love it. You're gonna love it, so I can.

Speaker 11 (01:34:29):
Hear that I definitely need to definitely need to set diamond.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
You talk to diamond, I will connect to a diamond.
Now she's getting all the information from you, and we're
gonna get you on that cruise. Congratulations, thank you, Oh
bless us? Are you're right? Bless us? Hold on one
a second. All right, I'm not gonna push in more buttons.
I'm getting the dirty look from everyone. Stop giving awake
free cruise. You know, we'll do one more'll do that.

(01:34:57):
It's addicting, it really is. It's addicting. It really is
for you. I know. It's like sitting in front of
a slot machine and he was like, oh god, let's
you get to pick it number three? Yeah, okay, let
me see you. Who this is?

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Your number? Your number three? You're in line three? Who
is this?

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
Who is hey?

Speaker 11 (01:35:16):
Race is Brime?

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Hey Brian? Brian? Brian. You're going on the Norwegian cruise
to the Are you okay?

Speaker 16 (01:35:28):
Oh my god?

Speaker 20 (01:35:31):
Yeah, I'm driving.

Speaker 11 (01:35:32):
This is amazing.

Speaker 20 (01:35:33):
I love Norwegian. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Wait, so you've been on you've experienced in Norwegian before?

Speaker 20 (01:35:39):
One other time?

Speaker 10 (01:35:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:35:40):
I went with my family, uh like ten years ago,
but it's been a while. And I can't wait. You
guys described everything so beautifully. I really this is amazing,
and I'm so happy for my family and everything. This
would be an amazing vacation. I'm just so excited. Thank
you so much for picking up line.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
I've got better news for you. You can leave the
family at homes. Just bring one other person.

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
I suggest I'm going off the road of stopping and
calling them all right now, So just.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Call that one you're gonna bring. Just call that one
you're gonna bring. It's good to just be with one person.
You're gonna meet people on board. Believe me, you'll have
new family there. Congratulations to you.

Speaker 20 (01:36:19):
Thank you so much, Thank you so much all of
us that was This is amazing. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
Where are you calling from, by the way, I'm.

Speaker 20 (01:36:27):
From Fanwood, New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
All right, perfect, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:36:32):
It's it's five Westfield and Scotch Planes. Beauty close to
the city.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
And uh wait Westfield have you seen have you seen
my scream trucks out there?

Speaker 12 (01:36:43):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (01:36:44):
Yeah, finally I've been. We get text messages every you know,
a few days that they're in the area.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
I love that we're having an NCL conversation about my
scream truck. All right, hold on a second, have very fun,
have a lot of fun on the Caribbean. You're gonna
love this, all right. We've given only everything. Yeah, you've
already cut all of all your staff salaries because I've
given away everything. You've done this. You've done this to yourself.
They don't pay me anything to be here, So what

(01:37:10):
if we not covered? We know we do have some
great things to explore with each other later. We have
not announced any of them because we're still planning some
things that Nate and Julie came up with with you guys.
We're gonna have so much fun. You know.

Speaker 23 (01:37:22):
We just love being in New York. We love being
in Manhattan. I love how Karen said, we brought a
little bit of our island to this island. It is
just a thrill to be with you guys here. It
is a thrill to provide our guests what we provide
our guests. It's all about giving people more than what
they expect. And that's what great Styrup's all about. Great
syracy is all about. That's what Norwegians all about. I

(01:37:44):
am thrilled and I can't wait to have everybody especially
the ones who buy a cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
Come visit our island. Yeah, we need some rev Now
go to NCL dot com and start dreaming, Karen, are
you sure you want to do this? Karen? Okay, okay,
welcome aboard. And I know that you, David are so
so so pro and in love with all things military. Yep,
and you served where'd you serve? I was in the

(01:38:13):
National Guard for about ten years? Right?

Speaker 8 (01:38:15):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
What do you think of Wounded Warrior Project?

Speaker 23 (01:38:18):
I think it's anything that supports our military is something
that I flowly get behind.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Froggy, we love Winded Warrior Project right, without a doubt.
They're amazing. They do a lot of work, Karen Jacksonville.
So what we're gonna do in your name and in
a Norwegian's name, We're going to make a contribution of
ten thousand dollars to Wounded Warrior Project. Awesome. Look them up.
They are just fantastic. Thank you. We love them. We
love them.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
See, we don't just take from you, We give us.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
That's very kind. Thank you so much. Oh no, we'll
take more from you there it is, so keep in
mind and CEL dot com. You go there, Like I said,
just start dreaming. About what's going to come true, and
they have. They always have some great deals going on.
But we're really, really, really in love with all things
Caribbean in Norwegian. Because you were going to own it.
We appreciate it.

Speaker 23 (01:39:01):
I think the beautiful thing about taking a cruise it
gives you the opportunity to do what you want to do,
be with the people you want to spend time with.
And at Norwegian Cruise Line, whether it's a large group
or just one other person. As you have guided before,
everyone has the option to figure out what they want
to do. They have more freedom and flexibility to design

(01:39:23):
their own ideal vacation. And that's what it's all about, man,
It's all about escaping to the great life, get out
of the day to day.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
That's what we're here to do. That's what we're here
to promote, and that's the ethos that we live by.

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
And that's leaven The island does that too.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
In terms of if you want to go to the
splash pad with your kids, great, you want to adults
only area, go to the beach club, We've got fifty hammocks.

Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
You just want to chill and do nothing, so want
to have cocktails?

Speaker 8 (01:39:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
You want.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
It's about going with who you want to go with,
So I choose Lee Schrager. I have never been on
a cruise, so I have way. You will never get
them off. He'll be your entertainment. We love you. I
just assumed you're going to make me give him a
free grows Why.

Speaker 8 (01:40:05):
Would you want to give me a free cruise across
from you? Why would you possibly want to give me
a free cruise? I wouldn't accept it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
What day? We love you, Norwegian Cruise Line in CL
dot com, go do it today is all about it.
The Gribbean is stirrup Kate Keith, thank you guys for
coming to have a beautiful day. Thank you guys, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Duran clap if you think she should tougher Elvis Terran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
Friend Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. So thank yous
again to Norwegian Cruise Line for coming in. We gave
you a lot of cruises. If you want to win
one of two hundred and fifty cruises to giving away
to the Caribbean and just a great stirrup key, simply
go to Elvis Duran show on Instagram and link over,
or go to NCL dot com I think it's kay Okay,

(01:40:58):
Lee Schweg's still here? Are you kidding?

Speaker 8 (01:41:01):
I'm getting every moment of my helicopter ride in say something,
Say whatever you want to.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:41:07):
By popular demand from the emails I have received in
Texas morning, I was saying, by popular demand, I'll be
back every Wednesday for the month of August. Wow, fantastic.
I'm sorry you can't. I don't swim with pigs, but uh,
I can sit with them. When you when you swim

(01:41:28):
with the pigs, did they come next to you?

Speaker 11 (01:41:30):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:41:30):
Oh, you pat them, you swim with them? You take Yeah,
there's they They're adorable.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
They're so cute for breakfast, it's fabulous.

Speaker 8 (01:41:37):
Oh, I can see that's bacon.

Speaker 11 (01:41:38):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:41:38):
Did they leave themselves in the water?

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
We all? He does not number two? About number three,
we'll get into that, lad. I would love to swim
with a pig. No offense cut is Oh that is cute.
Are they regular pigs? Yes, as opposed to irregular pig Because.

Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
I love the pigs.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
I'm wanted the pig for a house out in the island.

Speaker 8 (01:42:01):
I did like and I figured at the end of
every season, I would just turn him into bacon for
there not.

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
No, I wouldn't. I couldn't do that. If you're walking
to New York City today, Norwegian has these hatches. They're
look like marine hatches that it goes onto ships all
over town and you find one, hop in and you
sign up to win one of these cruises to the Caribbean. Also,
you can go to uh Elvis Duran show on Instagram
and link over and you can you can win a
cruise that way.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
There you go, there's one really close to us here.

Speaker 7 (01:42:29):
There is.

Speaker 17 (01:42:29):
Yes, Scotty was supposed to go with me. It's on
fifty fourth near Times Square. You're supposed to go, but
now he's like limping, so I don't know if he's
gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
With you after.

Speaker 7 (01:42:37):
I'm coming after the show.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Okay, good, okay, okay, nobody, I'll go to Lee. Where
can we see you next? Are you playing Vegas? Are
you playing a show? Opening a new haven? What are
you doing?

Speaker 9 (01:42:47):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:42:47):
No, I'm met the Sphere. Yes, performing every Friday night
at the Sphere in Vegas. Yes, we're going right now.

Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
I'm opening for back Street Back Backstreet Boys.

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
Before the Wizard of Odds.

Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
Yes, fantastic. Isn't that sphere amazing it is. Yeah, I
mean I hate Vegas, but that's fear.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Know yourself a favor and join us at the New
York City Winding Food Festival. It's simple to get your tickets.
They go on sale today today. They're already on so
you'll be happy to know what time is it. I'll
be surprised it's not sold. Ow you seld three tickets.
I checked. You did a good job. Simply go to
Elvis Durand show on Instagram and link over so you

(01:43:33):
can join us for our night of late night eats
and treats and sweets and of course karaoke. It's gonna
be incredible, and.

Speaker 8 (01:43:39):
Then an opening number by Elvis and the Morning Show
with myself? Are you the Morning Show with the Morning Cast?
Morning Shown the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Have you been coming here?

Speaker 8 (01:43:49):
I don't know years, but I'll be back every Wednesday
for the summer. Please Tiger everyone, thank you got this show.
I'm gonna play Hooky Gibye Elvis Terran.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 17 (01:44:00):
The Memo debit card. You can venmo everything. Your favorite
bands merch. You can venmo this or their next show.
You can memo that. Visit Venmo dot me slash debit
to learn more.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Then they'll purchase. Restrictions apply.

Speaker 9 (01:44:11):
The Venmo master card is issued by the bank or
bank and a pursuit to license by MasterCard International Incorporated.
Card may be used everywhere master Card is accepted.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Thank you, love you guys, guys so much. This is
Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
Well well well we're not done. Well, our careers may
be done, but the show is gonna It's gonna keep
on going forever. Yeah, every more. Hey, we're about to
talk a little more about my new baby. Here the thereman?
How do you say? Theremonn gun? Mhm, This seems amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
I like that one. What happens if you like real house? Yes,
it's a good bird.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
Amazing, This is awesome. Garrett found some covers, Oh yeah,
using the theremon? What did you do? You searched for
songs using theramon? Popular songs covered by a theremon. Here's uh,
here's Nirvana, smells like Team Spirit and also here's some

(01:45:29):
smash mouth. He didn't you say that? Lady Gaga was
with Graham Norton and she, for the first time in
her life, touched a theremon and started playing it.

Speaker 24 (01:45:46):
Yes, Graham Norton about ten years ago, introduced Lady Gaga
to it, so you might be able to collaborate with
Lady Gaga.

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
Let's see. Let's see how she handled it.

Speaker 8 (01:45:54):
Lady Gaga, I think I have.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
That sounds like a nice one. Yeah, I'm gonna get
rid of this rinky dink. When what else do you
evan sound?

Speaker 24 (01:46:14):
Let's go through America's got talent from last night? Ready
for a thirteen year old named Evelyn sing Defying gravity.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Yes, and you can't call me j.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
Thirteen years old. He is excellent. She she she is excellent.
She is excellent, all right.

Speaker 24 (01:46:48):
Pete Davidson, he was on Hot Ones and he was
talking about one of the tattoos that he regrets thanks
to Dave Chappelle.

Speaker 12 (01:46:54):
I've never admitted this because it's so humiliating, but when
I was like twenty at a comedy club and Chappelle
was in the corn, I got off stage and he
was like, I watched it whole set.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
It was really good, and he goes jokes come and go,
but swag is forever. I guess who got that tattooed
chap And I covered it with jaws because I need
something huge to black it out.

Speaker 7 (01:47:21):
I just put a giant.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Shark over it, now, you know. Yeah, there you go,
all right.

Speaker 24 (01:47:27):
And then finally we've heard about pastors being accused of
stealing money from their congregation. Well, this pastor and his
wife are admitting that they stole millions of dollars to
build houses put it into bitcoin, all because the Lord
told them to.

Speaker 19 (01:47:40):
The charges are that Caitlyin and I pocketed one point
three million dollars, and I just want to come out
and say that those charges are true. Out at that
one point three half a million dollars went to the
I R. S and a few hundred thousand dollars went
to a holy model that the Lord told us to do.

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
The Lord, the Lord. It's okay, argue with that. I mean,
I don't mess with the You're good, America, Thank you,
Thank you, Garrett.

Speaker 7 (01:48:03):
Go around the room.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
We've got a busy show, and I always insist we
do around the room every day. It's it's the only
time to get things out from your mind. We'll start
with you, Danielle. What's on your mind?

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:48:13):
I don't usually use our show to beg for things,
but I'm gonna do it right now. So you guys know,
I have so many animatronics for the Halloween season in
the house, out of the house, everywhere. Home Depot has
come out with a Maleficent animatronic. You know, she's my
favorite Disney villain, six and a half feet, led, lights

(01:48:33):
and everything. And every time I go there, it says
it's either not in stock, or it's on the way
or I don't know. But let me tell you something.
I have never wanted something like this more in my
life and a half feet. Oh and it's it speaks
just like her. It would be like, if you get.

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
This Maleficent six and a half foot creature, is it,
will that then be the tallest in your yard?

Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
That will be the tallest?

Speaker 9 (01:48:57):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
No, no, not no, oh no that's not the tall
Is that all in my yard?

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
We have this?

Speaker 5 (01:49:02):
I don't even know if this would be in my yard.
I might have to keep her in the house because
I love her so much.

Speaker 10 (01:49:07):
So Home Depot, I went in your DMS. My husband
doesn't even realize I'm spending this much money, but I am.

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
I made this in my life.

Speaker 5 (01:49:14):
Please, as a Molpus freak, thank.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
You if you could use the show once your wishes
thank you, Thank you. Show producer Sam. Let's see which
microphone is? That's scary? This right? What's going on?

Speaker 23 (01:49:28):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:49:29):
So when I first decided to share my IVF journey
with everyone publicly, there were three reasons. One, I wanted
to make people feel not alone who were in the
same boat, because I know it's very isolating.

Speaker 3 (01:49:40):
Two, I wanted other people to think about how they
talk to.

Speaker 13 (01:49:43):
People about pregnancy, because you really have no idea what's
going on in someone else's life. And three, I just
kind of felt like it was a secret and it
wasn't serving me to keep it quiet anymore. The fourth
thing that has come out that has been so incredible
is the personal stories people are reaching out to help me.
And that's not that that wasn't part of the original plan.
That wasn't why I started doing this, But it has
been so freaking fantastic. It's been so cleansing, it's been

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kind of justifies my experience, and it's been really wonderful.

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
So sorry I'm getting emotional.

Speaker 13 (01:50:15):
I wanted to thank everyone who has reached out to
tell me what IVF has been like for them, specifically,
because I was hoping to do that for other people.
But it's been really nice getting that in return.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
So thanks for your community is a very, very very
powerful thing.

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
It really is.

Speaker 13 (01:50:30):
You don't even have to know someone and you just
get a hug through a screen.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
What is twenty twenty five? It's crazy. I love that.
We love you. We love you. Hey, Froggy, what's up
with you today?

Speaker 14 (01:50:39):
So I told you guys that a week ago I
decided that I was not going to drink soda anymore
during the mornings. I'm just drinking water. And I can
honestly tell you I'm one of those people that had
always sad. It has doesn't have an effect on me.
I don't feeling different. I can tell you I feel
totally different in just drinking water in the mornings and
not drinking soda. Well better or worse. I actually feel better.
I am a little more tired some days because the caffeine.

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The difference in the caffeine. However, I can tell you
I can tell a difference just drinking water in the morning.
I haven'topped drinking it at night. I'm not drinking as
many as I was, but drinking water, definitely, I could
tell difference. Yes, you're thinking about it. It does make
a difference. You know, you don't believe it because you
don't spend enough time doing it. But sometimes if you
just stick with it, you'll start to feel the difference.
And no matter if it's soda or whatever, I like that. Gandhi, Hello,

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what's up?

Speaker 17 (01:51:24):
Well it's Wednesday, so that means it's podcast day for me. Yeah,
today I Jesse metcalf on my podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
How's he doing?

Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
He's still incredibly handsome?

Speaker 18 (01:51:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:51:34):
Really, he held up well.

Speaker 17 (01:51:37):
He talks about all kinds of stuff, regrets that he
has in his career, in his life, a little scandalous
dating situation that has just been brought up again in resurface,
and it was really fun. So if you have a chance,
Sauce on the side on the iHeartRadio app, that's where
we like you to go.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
Listen to it, but you can get it anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
Perfect Sauce on the side, Love It.

Speaker 3 (01:51:53):
Episode seventy five by damn jeez, no scary.

Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
How many episodes of Brooklyn Voice if you guys, three.

Speaker 7 (01:52:01):
Hundred and forty four?

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
Way too many? What's going on? New episode tomorrow and listen.
I just got to say that if you have an
article of clothing that you've overworn and you might have
been like too many people have seen this. I'm gonna
check that shirt you're wearing now, like this shirt I'm
wearing now. Just rest it for about maybe six months
or so, maybe a year, and then wear it again.

Speaker 22 (01:52:25):
And I swear to god, everyone's saying, where'd you get
that new shirt? I love that shirt on your nice shirt. Meanwhile,
you've seen this shirt over fifty times. It's definitely been
on camera. It's definitely been photographed. And I retired it
and I said, I'm bringing it back today. Maybe no
one will notice, and no one did. So take that
old piece of clothing and wear it today. Thank you
here you Yeah, no reason to go buy new stuff.

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Wear that old stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:52:48):
You're good. Hey, straight Nate, what's up with you. Shoe farts,
I beg your pardon. We've all had them squeak out occasionally. Yep,
one saved me. Yesterday a shoe fart saved you. I
got on the elevator and I actually had one squeak out,
not my shoe, but my rear end. I farted on

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the elevator and I'm like, somebody was standing there next
to him, like, how do I cover this up. I
was rubbing my shoe on the floor and I actually
got a shoe fart to a recreated created it. I
had to cover up a fart. I actually it wasn't
the same pitch or length, but it sounded close enough
like it. It didn't smell, well, it didn't smell. You

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need to get your nose check. I got one to
come out, and I don't think they knew. Wait, okay,
that's an interesting story, and good for you. You know
you're lucky because when you want one to come out,
it doesn't come out. We're lucky. The worst shoe fart
my question to is when we were walking on the
street yesterday, you farted, Yes, I did, And I asked
you if you farted. You said no. Well, I'm not

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going to tell you because then you're gonna say you're
We're walking on West Broadway, we're leaving Odeon after dinner,
and all of a sudden, he farts. I'm like, you farty,
No didn't. Well, it's just me, yes, cruciferous vegetables the
night before, so it was, uh, that was my own
personal theremon it on your shoe. Yeah, all right, So

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practice with your shoes, people, You never know when you
need to recreate a fart. What if your fart did
sound like a theram? Oh god, I feel Guessie Squeaker.
Do we go around the room where we sufficiently colored?
That was fabulous.

Speaker 18 (01:54:40):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the big show, so.

Speaker 5 (01:54:44):
They have to do the secret things like stick shampoo
bottles in the.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
Sauce on the side.

Speaker 18 (01:54:52):
New episodes every Wednesday. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 17 (01:54:59):
Until then, say bye everybody, Bye, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here. Until
next time, Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.