FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Gross, Musical, and Modern

From a Broadway musical showdown to our list of the 10 grossest words, today’s show was packed with strange debates and hilarious overshares. Nate’s new habit of making noises sparked a fitness article tangent, we argued about emojis that trigger instant responses, and discovered the surprising flavor story behind vanilla. We swapped stories about the weirdest things seen at weddings, played “Know Your Bro” with the Jonas Brothers, and laughed over Sam’s boyfriend’s bizarre bathroom request.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To the following program orre we recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wos horny you color me.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
There, you guys every day.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
You guys, what's up?

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Sexy?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, get ready for embrace yourself.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
I want you to go tell him that his fly
is down.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (00:29):
Stick in.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
This sounds at the beginning of a lot of horn.

Speaker 7 (00:35):
Agree, tell me you like it? You know when I
say hey, please dong me? Then feel free Telvis.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
D Wren in the Morning Show one hundred.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
If you are.

Speaker 8 (00:50):
A huge Broadway Show tune fan, you really really need
to know your music.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You need to know your lyrics.

Speaker 8 (00:59):
We're about to play finish the Broadway Show tune lyric.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Ok I know, can they call you in as a
pinch hitter if they need you?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I know some Broadway shows.

Speaker 9 (01:11):
Okay, Oh Clang clang, clan with the trolley Ding ding
ding with the bear, Jean Jing Jing with.

Speaker 8 (01:25):
My heart strings from them shoe is going to.

Speaker 10 (01:31):
Singing Judy John John John, when the motor bomb bomb bomb,
when the braym bum.

Speaker 11 (01:39):
Bum went my heart strings.

Speaker 10 (01:41):
When he smiled, I could be the car shape.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Okay, let me bring it all down here it's hands.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
And took the seats.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
He said.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
He hoped they hadn't stepped up on the feet here.
Who was listening to us?

Speaker 12 (01:54):
Nip?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
What's that queen doing?

Speaker 10 (01:56):
Now?

Speaker 13 (01:58):
He's playing show to sing the way stop stop stop.

Speaker 10 (02:08):
Went my heart strings?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
And has he started to go?

Speaker 14 (02:11):
Then?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I start hearted the now.

Speaker 8 (02:15):
When the new universe, I don't play this thing all day.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
The day was O those people. That's why I love honey.

Speaker 8 (02:24):
All right, So if you know the lyrics to the
Broadway songs, you could win something big. Let's go talk
to John. John is obsessed with show tunes. Good morning, John.
We've got a live one here I can tell okay.
So John not only is he cool, he loves show tunes,
he also works for doggy Daycare.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
We love that.

Speaker 8 (02:45):
You've got three dogs in the car with you right now.

Speaker 14 (02:48):
I do, I do.

Speaker 12 (02:49):
I got Juicy be, I got banned, and I got.

Speaker 15 (02:51):
Gracey right.

Speaker 8 (02:54):
GCV and Bandit and Gracey and John. What a car
full of fun, festive people all right now? John, why
is it you know so much about show tunes.

Speaker 15 (03:02):
Let's just say I've had a little practice in my past.

Speaker 16 (03:07):
I'm yay, you have to have.

Speaker 8 (03:12):
I will tell you I'm gay. I don't really know
show tunes, and I really can't cut hair either.

Speaker 15 (03:19):
You're gonna have to give that card back.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
I can decorate your house, all right, John, Here we go. Okay,
this is what do we What is this all about?
Straight mate?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Straight night?

Speaker 17 (03:30):
You?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, there's gonna be a big, fabulous, fabulous prize if
he gets a certain number of these correct?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Are you ready for that?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
John?

Speaker 12 (03:38):
All right?

Speaker 8 (03:39):
All right, So I'm gonna play the first part of
a lyric from a show tune and you have to
finish the lyric.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Okay, all right, cool, Okay, let's see how this works.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Number one, Mamammy.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
Okay, yeah, don does John?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
No lyric?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
We have to stop it?

Speaker 15 (04:06):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You got one?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
He got one? Here we go.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh, here's one of my favorite songs of all time.
I see you remember my beam?

Speaker 14 (04:14):
Things so bad? Hold on?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yes, all right, we got a ringer? How about you?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay, you got to. Here we go, keep.

Speaker 12 (04:31):
Saying, now, let's just sing it super color, radialistic lads.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
A little You got three? John, you got three?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Let's go for four.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Twenty five thousand, six hundred men, twenty.

Speaker 11 (04:54):
Five thousand, five twenty five.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
All right, John, John, beyond the shadow of doubt. He's
gonna win this, but let's keep going.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Can anybody say, is anybody.

Speaker 12 (05:13):
Waving waving back at me.

Speaker 16 (05:19):
Window?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Can we keep him? Can we keep him? Let's just
keep moving?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
How about this.

Speaker 18 (05:25):
One dam gets you rescation?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Don't forget from windsor can in the world's.

Speaker 18 (05:30):
Going to know your name?

Speaker 14 (05:33):
Your name Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
So far you have six love this man and there's
no sam going on here.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
No, he's got Shazam. No, okay, let's go old school.
I do believe this is Rogers and he Hammerstein. I
don't know is a music man Rogers.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
We'll find out.

Speaker 19 (05:58):
Hey, how many troublonemarade with water and pin corn Chaka.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Kong Baby shark is so big now it's just.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
It's okay, but you got it right though. Okay, let's
move on.

Speaker 14 (06:29):
Gravity.

Speaker 17 (06:37):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
She's about to hit the money now.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, up's going wild.

Speaker 15 (06:43):
He loved that note.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Let's keep going, John.

Speaker 14 (06:46):
When the wind come, oh Lahoma, where the wind comes
sweeping Clahoma.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Wave can sure smell sweet?

Speaker 8 (07:00):
When the wind comes whipping down the place, something like that.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Come sweeping down the plane man the weave.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
And then beat you can show.

Speaker 14 (07:12):
Smells sweet when the wind comes right behind.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
Very nice, very nice. All right, let's keep on going.
Here's one I'm sure insion.

Speaker 15 (07:21):
I'm sure it was in a version of that where
everybody was gay. We called it Oklahomo.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Awesome, my lord.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Okay, here we go, let's keep going.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Is he the best contestant we've ever had? Definitely?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, come on, we got ported to.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 19 (07:42):
I'm going to wash that man, not man, right, man,
ride on my head.

Speaker 15 (07:49):
I'm going to wash that man.

Speaker 14 (07:51):
Ride my hand, send him on his way.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
All right, let's keep going.

Speaker 18 (07:59):
Let's keep going.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
Now, hold on, happiness, hold on now, it's getting it's
getting down to the wire.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
If I were a rich.

Speaker 14 (08:06):
Yeah, I gotta got there, got there, got there there.

Speaker 20 (08:13):
Oh, if I were that, well, my favorite song from
Fidder on the Roof is do you Love Me?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
And then he goes, do.

Speaker 15 (08:26):
I watch you?

Speaker 21 (08:27):
I love you?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Hearing it one more with a special guest.

Speaker 21 (08:32):
It's just a noisy hall where there's a night lad.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
That was Danielle by the way, that.

Speaker 14 (08:42):
Jay that.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
What do we have for John? Everything he did he did,
So we're getting out of the hole. Hold on, yeah,
for John.

Speaker 22 (09:00):
I was gonna say, please tell me.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Even better? A cruise for two on the Broadway cruise
on Norwegian cruise lines, gen Man, shall you be singing
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other Broadway fans?

Speaker 4 (09:17):
My god, a Broadway show.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's an immersive Broadway vacation experience, taking you on stage,
backstage and making you a part of everything.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Look at that?

Speaker 19 (09:24):
When is this?

Speaker 17 (09:25):
This is.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
The gayest cruise ever?

Speaker 12 (09:29):
Oh pretty much?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh my gosh, this is gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 15 (09:33):
Thank you so much. That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Thank you, guys, say.

Speaker 8 (09:35):
Well, thank you, and thanks for listening to us and
making her day fun. Hold on a second. I've got
a little song for.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
You, John.

Speaker 8 (09:43):
All right, there's a bright golden haze on the meadow.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
There's a bright gold hazel on the meadow. It's my
favorite line.

Speaker 8 (09:53):
The corn is as high as fun so.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
And it looks like are you gonna sing it?

Speaker 19 (10:03):
And me?

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Come on?

Speaker 8 (10:06):
John Tempo?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh love you.

Speaker 12 (10:16):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I've got a beauty.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Every things going my way?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
All right, thanks for listening to us, Thank you guys,
You're amazing And I love listening to you every morning.
It's so much fun.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Thank you so much. Hold on one second and there
you go.

Speaker 8 (10:35):
Broadway Tunes, finish the lyrics fun.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
I ever wondered what we look like? Do you think
I look him? Bred?

Speaker 19 (10:43):
I do.

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Speaker 24 (10:54):
Check it out.

Speaker 11 (10:56):
So appreciated and I love.

Speaker 15 (10:58):
You guys so much.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Elvis Duran and Morning Show the one hundred.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Let's do it your Labor day Monday horoscopes. Even on
Labor Day, we show up to give you a horoscopes producer.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Same, who are you doing with lit Kook, Cutie Petuti?
Over there, Scotti Bee?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Okay, ool scot.

Speaker 25 (11:15):
If it's your birthday on this labor day, you also
share it with Zendaya doctor Phil.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
What change my mind?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Diah?

Speaker 21 (11:25):
Yeah, yeah, I've always said it's what her name is, dummy.

Speaker 8 (11:28):
Hey, it's Zendia. So once again, start over, you say Zindaya.
This time you share it with Zendaya, doctor Phil, Lily,
Tomlin and Barry give right. Thank you, Scooty, that's fine,
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Thanks, Scotty Bee.

Speaker 25 (11:39):
Yeah, Virgo, you're doing a lot better than you think.
Trust that the foundation underneath you will hold. Your day
is a nine Libra.

Speaker 26 (11:46):
If something feels easy today, it's because you've grown.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Your hard work is paying off. Your day's a ten Scorpio.

Speaker 25 (11:53):
You're starting to outgrow what once drained you, and that's
a beautiful thing.

Speaker 26 (11:57):
Your day is a nine oh Sagittarius. Your fire isn't
just for show, It's meant to lead today. Let your
curiosity spark movement. Your days of seven Capricorn.

Speaker 25 (12:05):
A door that you thought was closed might crack open today.
All you have to do is walk through. Your day
is a.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Six ooh Aquarius.

Speaker 26 (12:12):
The people who see you for who you really are,
you gotta hold on to them and let them lift
you up.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Today, your days of nine.

Speaker 25 (12:18):
Pisces, don't dismiss that little spark of excitement. It's guiding
you towards something bigger. Your days of five.

Speaker 26 (12:24):
Aries, you're allowed to celebrate your wins. Yes, even the
small ones, they all add up.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Your days an eight Taurus.

Speaker 25 (12:30):
Something you planted is starting to grow. Be patient and crowd.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Your day is an eight Gemini.

Speaker 26 (12:35):
Someone is going to say something today that reminds you
of your worth.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Believe them. Your days of seven cancer.

Speaker 25 (12:41):
You don't need to have the answers today.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Just stay open.

Speaker 25 (12:44):
Sometimes clarity comes later your days of six.

Speaker 26 (12:47):
And finally, Leo, you brush off too much that you
should take seriously your ideas.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
They hold a lot of potential. Your days an eight
and those your Monday morning horscopes.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
All right, I'm gonna tell you right now this is
I think it's kind of rough.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Uh oh, where is I reading this?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Hold on?

Speaker 8 (13:05):
Uh? Here we go the top ten grossest words in English.
I mean, this music is so perfect, and now it's
time for the top ten grossest words in English. Sorry,
In fact, these are so gross. One of them I
can't I'm not gonna use I can't use it. Oh,

(13:26):
so this is nine of the grossest words in the
English language. I mean, it's just that one word that
you hear that just makes you yeah, yes, yeah, gandhi
give me one.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
So it's not it's not as gross as what I
picture in my head. But the word viscosity when it has.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
To rule, yeah, disgusting, Daniel, what word?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Oh, I can't say the word.

Speaker 21 (13:55):
You know what word it is, because whenever you say
go say it, I'm not gonna say it.

Speaker 8 (13:58):
I'm not going to say it's not a froggy the
grossest word in the English language for you.

Speaker 27 (14:06):
The other day, I was on the phone with a
customer service rep talking about my water heater was doing
something wrong, and the person used the word discharge. I
hate the word discharge.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
It is a word.

Speaker 27 (14:17):
I know you can be discharged from the hospital. I
don't care. I hate that.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Word, right exactly. It's all right.

Speaker 8 (14:24):
But by the way, on this list in front of me,
none of these have made it. What about flem number
two on the list? Okay, so that's on there, all right?
All right, I'll go ahead and give you the list. Ready,
should we count them down?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Now, just from the top. Puss.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Oh yeah, I have a question about that word, the
word puss. So when you're talking about something that is
puss filled, it would be like a pussy wound, right.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yes, yes, how do you spell that?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, okay, number two wondering.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
Number Number two on the list is phlem the number
three seepage.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, that's a gross one. I feel like that in
the discharged family.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
Let's let's not take it to the extremes. Number four
here is another word that really bothers. Uh, froggy, and
that's the word moist. I think if a cupcake and
I'm fine some of those muffins and Daniel's kitchen.

Speaker 21 (15:40):
Oh yeah, get my muffin out.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
The number five word I cannot use on the air
and I won't.

Speaker 12 (15:46):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Number six fester.

Speaker 21 (15:50):
Oh yeah, faster rhymes with molester, so you just the
two together.

Speaker 8 (15:56):
Maybe fester actually is a It means like, don't let
something bother you for a while, don't let it fester?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Is that what that means?

Speaker 5 (16:03):
I picture like build up, like mold festering on some
bread and a bag.

Speaker 8 (16:09):
Guy, Guy, I'm being really serious. It's just calmed down.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
No, really, Can you look at the word fester for me?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Someone?

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Yeah, so it says if you're talking about a wound
or a sore, it becomes septic.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Oh so that's what festering means.

Speaker 19 (16:22):
All right.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Moving on, the next word after fester is mucus.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Okay, okay, you know what I.

Speaker 8 (16:28):
Think we've sort of to sensitized the word mucus. The
next word is ooz ooz ooz is fine. Number nine putrid.

Speaker 28 (16:41):
Very true, very descriptive, putrid, And number ten something a
lot of people eat every day.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Curd.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
Oh she's she's curds then, but yeah, I love there's
nothing better than cheese curds. You go out to the
fair and you get the cheese curds. Hell yeah, there
are other.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Words like lougie and secrete. We don't have to go.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
The second one.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
And you know what discharges on this list too, there froggy.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Six, here's what I love.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
That's easy.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
There you go anyway.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
Uh, we almost got through the entire list. But there's
some that even we won't use. That really tells you
that we are a class act. Yeah, I'm gonna look
at us.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
We are so classy.

Speaker 8 (17:30):
We use this, We use this word responsible responsible broadcasters
to lose those words off that list.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
The word that you could not say, could you do
a rhymes with.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
No no no no no no no no no.

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Speaker 10 (18:08):
Elvis Duran and the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
Exercise may not be the key to living longer. As
a matter of fact, it might even be aging you faster.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Huh, we'll get to that in a moment.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Well, you have to read the whole article.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I think so right.

Speaker 8 (18:23):
Hey, uh, Nate's over here going, oh, stretching. He was stretching,
but he was making that noise and then.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yawning.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I know, the older I get, the more noises I make.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
You know what I said.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
It's like sitting next to Mount Vesuvius. Yeah, you're about
to erupt.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Like when I get out of bed in the morning,
my body's like Disney's Haunted Mansions.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I know it creaks like this old house. I know that.

Speaker 8 (18:53):
But but if you're in a room full of people
and we're having conversations, you know, it was.

Speaker 18 (18:57):
Like, hey, Gunny, yes, okay.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I've also you got hear him doing right.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
It's also in addition to making these noises, I've noticed
myself just burping like I forget there's is that an
old person thing because my dad does that, like my mom.

Speaker 21 (19:26):
My mom will did that, but she has like acid reflex.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I can't.

Speaker 21 (19:30):
Yeah, I got gird, but oh my god, I could
do it on command.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Too, What good I could do it.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
It's like Willie Walk talking.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
My body is just doing this. I have no control.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
We no the body. It's not a wonderland.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I'm sorry. The body is just a disgusting thing.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Sometimes it really is.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
It's just it's just sitting in a room.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
I think when you're doing the mooing noises and things,
I don't think you know you're doing it, don't I really,
I swear to god, I do not know. I like
I'm burping or yawning, parting, or like when I get
up and I make that noise that, Oh.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't even know I do that. I just it's
it's just what my body does.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
But you do it, Blanche.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I'm sorry. Nate acts like he's one hundred. You're like forty, right,
I don't know. I've been through a lot of It's
it's not the years, it's the mileage.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (20:22):
Hey, speaking of so, I was reading online New York
Post dot com and the headline I saw was exercise
may not be the key to living longer. It might
even be aging you faster. Oh, I didn't read the
full article yesterday, but because I know pretty much what's
really what is right?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
The headline is.

Speaker 8 (20:41):
Misleading, but Scary did a mass text to all of us. Ah,
you can hear him saying, oh, you people who work out,
listen to this. So the article goes on to say
exercise might not be the key to longevity according to
new research. In fact, too much moving around could even
be accelerating the aging process in our bodies, Scandinavian scientists

(21:02):
have revealed. It goes on to say, where's the rest
of the article?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Read more?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
What's wrong with this anyway? It goes on to say
moderate exercise.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Is good for you.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Yes, I mean it pretty much says no one's going
to argue that exercise is important and everybody should be exercising.
What it was saying is if you do it too much,
then yeah, you're going to hurt your joints and your bone,
all these other things that. Of course, if you're running
one hundred miles a day, we know that's not going
to be great for your body.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
It goes on to say.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
The ambitious study on the oft discussed subject has yet
to be peer reviewed, but recently won some kind of
medicine prize in Finland.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Whatever.

Speaker 8 (21:47):
Multiple studies have previously confirmed that those who exercise more
live longer and healthier lives. Yes, this time, however, researchers
at the University of found that physical activity might just
be a small part of the larger picture, and in
some cases may have negative health effects. They studied eleven
thousand people. The participants self reported the time and intensity

(22:09):
of their day to work out, and they were categorized
in four groups.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Which of these four groups are you a member of?

Speaker 8 (22:15):
Number one sedentary, moderately active, moderately active, which I don't
know what that would be.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
You need to hear the other one.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
The other one active and highly active.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Definitely not highly active.

Speaker 21 (22:29):
I feel like I'm in the middle of moderately active
and active.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, me too, because it depends.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
On the day, right, Like I work out three times
a week.

Speaker 21 (22:36):
Wait, are they talking about working out or just being active?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (22:40):
I think comics in the middle of the Oh.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
My god, it was talking about how important it is
to watch your diet. That that's a huge factor, and
your body mass is a huge factor and all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
So it's you know, we know this. It's important to
take care of yourselves.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
So listen closely.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Scary.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
Over All, they found that those who exercised the least
were about twenty percent more likely to die over the
forty over the forty five years, and those who were
regularly active.

Speaker 29 (23:09):
See from the headline, my takeaway was that you're killing
yourself by working out.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
That's that's pretty much what it's.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
Well, they don't give you the full story in the
head however, when they filtered for lifestyle factors including education,
body mass index, smoking, an alcohol consumption. But to me,
I guess that number drops significantly. So being moderately active
is step up from sedentary.

Speaker 18 (23:34):
It's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
And in you know, maybe it's don't consider that headline
as being the truth.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
And you got to read an article.

Speaker 29 (23:42):
I thought I was onto something when I said that.
People say that I look young because I don't work
out and I haven't put physical strain on my body.

Speaker 8 (23:50):
You know, we've had friends who had a baby face
who passed away because they were not healthy.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh yeah, fair enough, fair enough, Yeah, right.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
It's like someone's saying, oh, I heard drinking red wine
is good for you. Well, it can be, but there
are there are rules and regulations.

Speaker 21 (24:08):
So if the restaurant is two blocks away, you shouldn't
drive to it fair.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Enough, which he does.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
Look, I'm not saying any of us are better than
any of us, That's all I'm saying. But I'm all
I'm saying. The point of this is to read the article.
Don't just look oh the headlines, like, Oh, the headline
this morning told me I'm gonna live forever because I'm
not working.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
I feel like a lot of us do that with
a lot of things in life. We just read the
headline and not the article.

Speaker 8 (24:33):
I know, because we are living in that fast payoff
society where we want we want the entry immediately. We
don't want to dig beneath the service to figure it out. Anyway,
why laughing, He.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Just reads headlines and that moves on.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
I mean, I know that people do it, but typically
if you see a headline and you're like, oh, that's interesting,
don't you then read the article.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yes, you're supposed to.

Speaker 18 (24:54):
Some people don't.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Some people just don't.

Speaker 21 (24:58):
God so excited to tell us I tell told you
so he sent the article without reading, all the more.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Reason to read it.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Well, there you have just.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
We just went three minutes and Nate didn't make a noise.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I saw him over there tapping his chest though, trying
to keep quiet. He was like, I had a little congestion.
I was trying to break it up. All right, did
you just go?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
All right?

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Speaker 8 (25:43):
Hey, what is this I'm reading about how there are
some people who are triggered by and want to cancel
some emojis off our phones. Yeah, why, Well, what they're
saying in particular, people born between nineteen ninety seven and
twenty nineteen was.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Known as Generation Z.

Speaker 8 (26:02):
They think there are emojis that are triggering negative passive
aggressive conversation enders.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
There are some conversation enders, you.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Know, like goodbye.

Speaker 8 (26:14):
What's wrong with saying goodbye or putting a thumbs up
like okay, we're done.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
A thumbs up, especially the yellow one is a very
I think easy way to be like I'm done, goodbye,
kay bye, that's what that means.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
That's the point. Well, it's not mean.

Speaker 27 (26:30):
What does mean if somebody says, hey, they got something done,
Like if somebody says, hey, I did it, it's all done.
Thumbs up, you can't be like okay, thanks, like appreciated.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I guess you can. You can just to me, I'm like,
oh so I guess the conversation's over. Okay, Bye. I
do thumbs up all the time, and I do the
check mark.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
That means the end of conversation.

Speaker 19 (26:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
Yeah, Well, if you would have a meaningful conversation with me,
it's not going to be over text.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I do like the check mark better than the thumbs up. Yeah,
I do too. It's less offensive.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
And the thumbs up with no race assigned to it
feels extra cold. I don't know why. The yellow one.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
Okay, all right, so you're a little triggered, little bit,
a little bit passive aggressive. All right, So you're saying
the thumbs up is passive aggressive. Yes, okay, here's the
official list of canceled emojis. Thumbs up. Okay, the red heart.
Now they're saying red heart is just as much a

(27:20):
conversation ender as a thumbs up, okay, the okay hand,
you like the circle you make with your thumb.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I never used that.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Some people say the okay hand is a racist sign too, isn't. Yeah,
it's supposed to be a sign of something else.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I used that as my dismissive, like, yeah, okay, sure,
I'm going to do that.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
Other canceled emojis include my favorite, the check mark, because
I'll go like, hey, Nate, what time is Bobby Flay tomorrow?
He'll say eight twenty, and I'll send to check mark,
meaning end of conversation. We don't need to discuss it anymore. Okay,
am I triggering you when I give you a check mark?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I don't get triggered by that.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Also, now the pooh emoji.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
No, no, no, nope, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
What makes that one good?

Speaker 30 (28:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
It's a poo emoji? Why would you ever cancel it?

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Well, they're canceling it. Also the loud crying face. Why
think I'm having a really bad day? Well, thell they
canceled my favorite show. Loud crying face, the monkey covering
his eyes.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I love the monkey. That's my favorite one.

Speaker 10 (28:18):
The monkey.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Why is that triggering?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
I okay, I don't know why it's triggering to them,
but the monkey covering its eyes that I think is creepy.
Is a lot of guys will send you a creepy
d M and then add that at the end like oops,
I didn't mean to send that. I hope I'm not
offending you, and it's extra creepy.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, yeah, I hate it.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
Also clapping hands. They want to they want to erase
and totally delete.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
You did something good that you should get in the
flu see I use it as I'll put it between
words like I do not care.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Exactly that's triggering me?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
It is leave that one.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
The lipstick kiss mark, No, they're saying it needs to
be canceled. And the grimacing face, which is I don't
even know what our hands.

Speaker 21 (29:00):
I'm really hoping we'll be canceling that next week day.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Come on, I'm sorry, dumb asses. As long as they
don't mess with my black moonface, we're all good.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
You know what that was?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Where sold you're canceled.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
One of the first emojis you ever sent me was
black moonface.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's my favorite one. I send it to everybody. It
says so many things.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, you know what, what does it say?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Whatever I wanted to say at the moment.

Speaker 21 (29:26):
Do you ever type in an emoji? It never doesn't
come up because it doesn't exist. There are so many
I want to send, and I'm like, I want to
send this, and it doesn't come up with it doesn't exist.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
My response to this article middle finger emoji.

Speaker 8 (29:41):
Seriously, black moonface? You see, you can get away from
black moonface. I cannot, No, you can.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
The black moonface. It just looks so naughty, like it's
up to some nonsense. So that's why I like it,
because it can accompany so many other things. The black
moonface with a knife. You know what I'm trying to
say to you. Black moon face with the little nails.
You know what I'm trying to say to you. It
says a lot, it's expressed, you know.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
Look, if I call you, which I really do, I'm
rarely on the phone ever. If I call you and
we're okay, good, I'm glad we got that figured out.
Have a great day. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Okay,
bye bye click, that's a proper goodbye. I just don't
feel like texts are there. Texts are there to abbreviate
your life. So if we're like, hey, gandhi, lunch noon today, Yes,

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check mark done.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Yeah, I guess that's not so bad. The way you're
describing this doesn't feel as bad as the way I
take it.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Well, look look on your phone. It's a text that
we've shared. Okay, and let me know if you see
any that are passive aggressive and triggering.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I don't feel passive aggressive stuff from you really ever.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Well, who in this room are you receiving passive aggressive text?

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yes? Room, maybe no one because we're a family.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Probably be Nate.

Speaker 22 (30:49):
No, No.

Speaker 21 (30:51):
The problem is in a text message sometimes you just
don't know how they mean to say it. And I
think a lot of times people take things the wrong
way and you're like, no, no, I didn't mean it
that way. Just it's hard to get it across in
a text.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
That's the nuance of text, though it always has been. Yeah, Frog,
I am.

Speaker 27 (31:07):
Quite relieved that of the ten that you named canceled emojis,
they're not the egg plant of the peach.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Right, leave those alone.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
They're fine.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Those are very well used.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (31:19):
What's that? Story. I think this texter nailed it.

Speaker 31 (31:21):
They say that gen xers think the thumbs up actually
means cool and aokay, because in our generation when you
do the thumbs up or the aok that need.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Those are positives.

Speaker 29 (31:30):
But there's something lost in translation between gen x and geners.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Well, they feel it's passive aggressive.

Speaker 31 (31:37):
But it's lost in translations.

Speaker 27 (31:38):
Oh my god, I'll have to start using the thumbs
up more. Now have to be one of my favorite
emojis now that I know it's so dangerous, right, let
me let's talk to Chris over here.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Hello Chris, Hey guys, how's everybody doing.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Oh you know what thumbs up?

Speaker 32 (31:58):
Oh my god, I hate the thumbs up?

Speaker 8 (32:02):
No, are Now are there emojis that you find are
well personally you find passive aggressive and dismissive.

Speaker 32 (32:09):
Yeah, it's totally the thumbs up. It's more, it's not
even passive aggressive.

Speaker 22 (32:12):
It's just like an F you.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
No, that's the middle finger.

Speaker 8 (32:16):
Actually, Okay, so you're saying it's a Chris, why do
you feel that, like, in what way can the thumbs
up be used at the end of a text that
makes you feel like they just send you an F you?

Speaker 17 (32:31):
You?

Speaker 21 (32:31):
Know, I don't even think that people typically mean that.

Speaker 33 (32:34):
I just for some reason when I see it, I
just I almost see red and I'm just like, oh
my god, how could you just give me a thumbs
up and end.

Speaker 17 (32:41):
It and say f you?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Wow?

Speaker 16 (32:44):
So that is what it is?

Speaker 4 (32:45):
You feel like?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Do you feel like you've been dismissed. You've been dissed?

Speaker 34 (32:49):
I do. Yeah.

Speaker 22 (32:50):
Yeah, maybe I have like rejection anxiety or something.

Speaker 24 (32:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Let's let's not.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Make this an issue that you have.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
I just want to I just want to know, like
why you feel that way, because I I will tell
you if you and I, especially if if if we
work together Chris and we had a quick dialogue on
text and I sent you the thumbs up that means okay,
I hear what you said. Yeah, let's move on, and
I do dismiss it. I dismiss our conversation. So you're
you're saying that you feel that's rude. That's the rude one.

Speaker 16 (33:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 33 (33:17):
I feel like to say okay bye, or you know,
would be better.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
If I said, Okay, I'm glad we had this exchange.
You go have a great day and let's talk later.
Is that what you'd rather have than a thumbs up.

Speaker 32 (33:27):
Yeah, And I don't even need all of that dialogue,
Like I don't need quite that much.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Even just you know, great, okay, but I got it,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, you need you need closure on the text is
what you're saying.

Speaker 17 (33:39):
Yes, I need closure in words.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
So so people who just put the letter K.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, Oh my god, I hate the K. To be honest, I.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Hate the K as well.

Speaker 24 (33:54):
I hate the K.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
I'm with you, old one, all right, Chris with a K,
and we thank thank you for listening to us, and
you have a great day, and we'll see you and
over and out. And I hope you have a lovely, lovely,
lovely lunch today and great dinner tonight.

Speaker 21 (34:12):
I really do appreciate all of that.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Take care of Chris.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
She's like, Okay, you're dismissing me. I'm like in me,
I'm like, yes, I am.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I mean, we're all on the same page here exactly.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Not not with Chris.

Speaker 8 (34:28):
I love Chris, but I'm saying, please don't read so
much into the text as they are an emotional bonding moment.

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Speaker 8 (35:15):
I'm gonna bring this up, but I know I can
already predict what Gandhi's gonna say. Oh okay, Americans have
turned to comfort food, and of course nothing's more comforting
than a big old vat of ice cream.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Do we all agree?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Well, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
According to Hoggendaws, the number one flavor was vanilla.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
How is this possible?

Speaker 8 (35:38):
This has to be flawed data and coffee and strawberry
we're number two and three. Chocolate was not in the
top three of courding.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
What this is nonsensical?

Speaker 8 (35:47):
Why is this nonsensical? Why can't you wrap your head
around the fact that vanilla is a flavor.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I know it's a flavor. I just think it's the
worst of the flavors.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
I think that the reason that this is popping this
way is because everybody buy buys vanilla to go with
something else, so it probably spikes the sale. So like
you have vanilla ice cream with pumpkin pie. Even though
Nate did say yesterday vanilla's favorite, vanilla is a flavor.
And secondly, people do like vanilla. You know, everyone's as well.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
I've been known to stick my spoon and a vat
of vanilla, if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 21 (36:17):
But even vanilla, Like when something's boring, you say, oh
that's so vanilla.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
Yeah, whoever started that is doing such a disservice for vanilla.
Do you even know how they harvest vanilla beans? No,
it's a major, major production in the countries that do it.
I mean it's a huge operation where they have men
and with machine guns standing around to guard the vanilla beans.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
It's a huge thing.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
You know, you think diamonds are dangerous and people are diamonds.
You know, blood, blood diamonds. We're talking about blood vanilla.

Speaker 28 (36:50):
All the more reason to cancel a flavor, get rid
of it, say people.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
You're right, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
There's some very very very good, different little flavors of vanilla.
Heather is a flavors for you know, liquor company, and
she'd let me smell this Madagascar. Oh my God, Like
I would just open the gar and smell it a case. Yeah,
it just smells so good.

Speaker 21 (37:13):
Some vanilla ice cream is better than others. It's just
so absolutely creamy.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, but then you have the Gandhis of the world
is vanilla.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yes, I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
I just want people, if you have a choice of
all of these different flavors, I just want people to
venture out and explore something lovely.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Vanilla is always going to be there.

Speaker 8 (37:31):
You don't have to commit to one flavor and that's
the only one you eat. It's okay to have a variety,
a buffet of flavors, but vanilla needs to be on
there for many people. It's number one selling in the
country for many reasons. It one of the reasons is
people like it.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
What other things?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I think, Gandhi, If I was there, I would whack
your peepe.

Speaker 26 (37:48):
I know.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
What's scary. Come to think of it, I think you
guys are onto something.

Speaker 31 (37:55):
Not only is vanilla a flavor, but there are flavors
within flavors, like Tahitian vanilla.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Have you had that? Not a gascar? And Tahishia said,
you can say Tahishian. He said, not a Gascar.

Speaker 8 (38:09):
Well, I know, but I mean he actually brought the
point up that there is something better than others.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
I know he did, but I'm thinking that I'm on Thattlus.

Speaker 8 (38:17):
This is what we call redundancy. Dale in line two. Uh,
let's go talk to Dale. Hello, Dale, what's going on?

Speaker 19 (38:25):
All right?

Speaker 14 (38:26):
How's it going guys?

Speaker 8 (38:27):
Dale?

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Wait, we're okay?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Vanilla go okay.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
So I used to love vanilla as a kid, but
as an adult, I've realized how boring vanilla is.

Speaker 15 (38:37):
Chocolate is the far superior flavor.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Oh yeah, far superior.

Speaker 15 (38:44):
Absolutely. I had to throw that out there. I've heard
this conversation many times on the radio with you guys,
and I just had to put my opinion out there.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
And that a shame that this is our go to conversation.

Speaker 15 (38:55):
But I mean, it's ice cream, So who doesn't like
talking about ice cream, right.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
And I will eat it if there's nothing else around.
For sure that vanilla is gonna get cut. But if
I had to pick, it's not going to be the vanilla.

Speaker 15 (39:07):
Well, no, neither, it would be chocolate.

Speaker 24 (39:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
See, chocolates a whole o the world.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
And you know, and you cannot disagree with the fact
that there are so many different flavors and components of
flavor in different chocolates. I agree, But you know what
I'm just saying for those who are pooh pooing all
over vanilla, shame him. Shame What about a combo?

Speaker 21 (39:27):
You know when you go to get the soft serve
and they say do you want both, and they do
the swirl and yale and chocolate mixed.

Speaker 15 (39:34):
Yes, I will choose the swirl as well, however.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
You want to deliver it.

Speaker 22 (39:38):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I'm backing you up.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Thank you for calling.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
I appreciate it, and have a great day.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Dale.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah, Froggy, what's up?

Speaker 8 (39:45):
I don't want to start a fight, but I also
knows that means we're about to start a fight.

Speaker 27 (39:50):
Yes, birthday cake is a flavor or fun fetti, It
is a flavor. Now it's my favorite.

Speaker 28 (39:55):
Yes, funfetti is a flavor. Birthday cake is not a
flavor birthday cake. Birthday cake has turned into a flavor.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Yeah right, they made it one, but just the term
birthday cake like that could be any kind of cake.
It could be a chocolate cake, vanilla cake, red velvet,
all kinds of stuff, but fun fetty is specific.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
You do have a point.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
But if you order birthday cake flavored ice cream, you
pretty much know it's that flavor of right, and it's good.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Sprinkles.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Where's right?

Speaker 8 (40:22):
So John knows you know, for those of who are
criticizing the vanilla bean, and you know, John, I told
them vanilla beans it's a dangerous, dangerous business. Right, But
you grow vanilla beans. Talk about how difficult it is.

Speaker 18 (40:36):
Good morning.

Speaker 16 (40:37):
I do.

Speaker 22 (40:38):
I grow them and they are incredibly testy to get
to do anything other than just be a bid.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Right, It's true. I mean, so, I mean they're.

Speaker 22 (40:47):
Growing an orchid from Madagascar is the one that I have.
And it's taken about four years and I've gotten two
beans so far.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
There you go, wow, yeah, do you have to guard
your two beans with a machine gun and machine And
I'm telling you people are they're gonna steal those. They're
gonna pop them out of your yard, and you're done.
Your vanilla bean production is done.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
How can how much can you do with two beans?

Speaker 34 (41:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Can you do anything?

Speaker 12 (41:11):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (41:12):
Two beans will make about two cups of pure vanilla extracts?

Speaker 27 (41:16):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Really that much?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Wow? How does that happen?

Speaker 22 (41:20):
That's how I make it. I take it and I
cut up my beans and I let them steep and
pure grain alcohol for about a year and it makes
the most.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Delicious I bet that is beautiful.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
All right, John, I love it.

Speaker 22 (41:34):
I love you guys so much. Thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (41:36):
No, thank you for calling. And good luck with your beans,
both of them. Yeah, have a great day, John, Phil
and line thirteen has a vanilla conspiracy he wishes to share.
We love a good conspiracy. We have them swirling around
us daily in our lives, and now the vanilla conspiracy. Hi, Phil,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
What are you doing?

Speaker 30 (41:55):
Good?

Speaker 12 (41:55):
Rolly, how are you guys doing today?

Speaker 8 (41:57):
I'm loving my energy. We got great energy on the phone.
They Okay, Phil, tell me about your vanilla conspiracy.

Speaker 12 (42:03):
Okay, do you know vanilla is really made of chocolate?
Because what they do when vanilla. When they make vanilla
into chocolate and too chalk into vanilla, they use vanilla.
If you look at it and read it and what
they sayd to the ingredient, it says vanilla. What kind
of chocolate, chocolate?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
What kind of chocolate are you talking about though?

Speaker 12 (42:23):
Any kind of chocolate, regular chocolate. When they make chocolate
ice cream, they have vanilla and ay pochocolate syrup and
all the chemicals from vanilla to make chocolate.

Speaker 8 (42:33):
Right, And I think it depends on which chocolate you're
talking they do. They use a vanilla based flavor and
then they add the chocolate to it, the cocoa or
whatever it is, right, the cocow correct.

Speaker 12 (42:42):
So really really they they're technically eating vanilla and chocolate.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
All right, Well, perfect, I appreciate it.

Speaker 21 (42:51):
See everything starts off vanilla, exactly.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
We all when we were born, we were vanilla, let's
be honest, and then we.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Were born. I think that was a nice sha. Chocolate
or caramel, yeah, or caramel, either one?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
All right, thank you, Phil, have a great day.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Okay, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, scary.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
I will say this though.

Speaker 31 (43:16):
I don't like when they say, oh, would you like
a vanilla shake or a chocolate shake, and all the
chocolate shake is just chocolate syrup and vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Chocolate shake. That's a black and white.

Speaker 21 (43:27):
Okay, oh, shake shack, black and white.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Chocolate ice cream and your chocolate shakes.

Speaker 21 (43:36):
Oh, I want shake shack for lunch now completely.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (43:39):
You know, my years at Basking Robbins, if someone came
in and ordered a chocolate shake made with vanilla ice cream,
I would not argue.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
I would just do it for them.

Speaker 31 (43:46):
No, but if I wanted a chocolate shake, I expect
chocolate ice cream, chocolate syrup, and you don't just try
and sneak one.

Speaker 19 (43:52):
Wait.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Can you working at.

Speaker 21 (43:54):
One of these places and someone walks in and order
something and you go, dude, I you don't want to crap.
Let me give you something else.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Make them.

Speaker 28 (44:02):
The milk warphics are scary, like the milkshakes are just
leaning over making sure that you put the right scoop
in theretop.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh yeah, all right, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 10 (44:13):
And you want to have a good morning ship.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Next you see what none.

Speaker 23 (44:23):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, se Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 8 (44:27):
This is one of those you make the call phone taps.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
We love these.

Speaker 8 (44:31):
Oh yeah, we just connect you with whoever you want
a phone tap and let you do all the work.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
It's all up to you.

Speaker 17 (44:36):
Oh, we're gonna get my husband, Mike. We got this
pool and stowed a couple of weeks ago, and he
wanted no part of this pool. So anything that we
can do to try to get him fired up about
the pools falling down or something like that, he'll go
nuts and lose his mind. So Mike, Yeah, Oh, my god,
you're never gonna believe what I did. What you do?

(44:57):
I went outside to mow.

Speaker 16 (44:58):
The lawn, and my god, what did you do?

Speaker 17 (45:02):
I ran into the pool to pool, into the pool,
I ran into the buttress at the pool and it
made a crack.

Speaker 23 (45:08):
In the pool.

Speaker 16 (45:09):
Dang, Let me ask you something. Why were you trying
to mold a.

Speaker 17 (45:12):
Lawn because it needed to be mowed.

Speaker 16 (45:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (45:15):
I was trying to take healthy outwity work in the
yard and stuff. I don't know.

Speaker 16 (45:20):
Well, I don't even know. Every time you try to
do something, do you something happened? You tried to mold
the long wist and you put the gas with the oil.
You tried to weed wack you proke the things? Why
are you doo doing things like that for I'm just
trying to help you.

Speaker 14 (45:33):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 16 (45:34):
Maybe I could like, guy, well, the pool's done, all
the pool people, I don't know, it's broke. But he
was a warranty, like I don't know.

Speaker 17 (45:40):
Well, maybe there's something I could put in there or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (45:43):
There's nothing you can do.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
What could you do?

Speaker 14 (45:46):
The pull?

Speaker 16 (45:46):
It's broke, it's coming out. Are we gonna do? I'm
not a pool guy?

Speaker 15 (45:50):
Pull the pool people?

Speaker 17 (45:51):
What pool people? The place that we bought it from?

Speaker 14 (45:54):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 17 (45:55):
Well, I just don't know what to do about the yard.
It's like all flooded.

Speaker 16 (45:58):
It's on a flood, you know, Oh y'all gonna flood.

Speaker 17 (46:00):
Oh my god, the water is like I think it's
going like into the pigeon coop or something.

Speaker 16 (46:04):
Yeah, probably it's eight thousand gowns. It's gonna flood the
whole neighborhood.

Speaker 34 (46:09):
You did me.

Speaker 17 (46:09):
Well, what am I gonna do about the birds in
the back?

Speaker 6 (46:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (46:13):
I have no idea.

Speaker 17 (46:14):
God, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 16 (46:16):
How could you do something like that? I'm under skinning you, Like,
what are you trying to move loft for you?

Speaker 17 (46:23):
I'm sorry, I just thought I would help you, always
cleaning the hand.

Speaker 16 (46:26):
You're not helping me by doing things like that. You're
not helping me. I tried to tell you that already,
didn't I know, I told you that when you pulled
the thing out and you put an oil in the gage.

Speaker 17 (46:37):
Oh my god, Now that's freaking The water is all
above the outlet and the spark's coming out of the
pigeon coop. What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 9 (46:43):
Now?

Speaker 16 (46:43):
What is it doing?

Speaker 17 (46:44):
The electric is sparking the pigeon coop or something?

Speaker 16 (46:47):
There's Oh my god, I'm pulling, I'm plugging.

Speaker 17 (46:51):
Was nothing plugged in?

Speaker 16 (46:52):
Oh you'll get away from it and get the got
it there?

Speaker 17 (46:56):
Oh my god?

Speaker 16 (46:56):
You know, don't even call me back.

Speaker 17 (46:59):
Okay, No, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 16 (47:02):
Shut downstairs and get the.

Speaker 31 (47:13):
Hey Michael ohe tapped, get the.

Speaker 16 (47:21):
Guys, make me have a bot attack over here.

Speaker 17 (47:23):
With that.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 23 (47:32):
The Elvis Duran phones have only on Elvis Duran in
the morning show.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
Oh, the question is what weird thing did you have
at your wedding or what wedding did you go to?
Then you totally blew you away because they had something weird.
As you know, Alex and I are planning our wedding
and we're going to have a shot donkey.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
He's this cool donkey and he wears this.

Speaker 17 (48:00):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (48:01):
They take very good care of him. There's no there's
no harm to the donkey, right. He wears this, uh
like a saddle. Yeah, and his shot classes in it.
And you take a shot glass and they pour that.
He doesn't have it, you know, like alcohol spilling off
of him. And so they call him the shot donkey.
He's really a shot glass donkey.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Yeah, we're cool.

Speaker 8 (48:16):
So we had at our wedding. So if you want
a shot, you'll go to the shot donkey. You'll do
a shot.

Speaker 19 (48:20):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
And he walks around.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
He's living a great life. You know, he's making a
lot of money.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Oh, he's a rich shot He's a rich shot donkey.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
But I was telling a friend this.

Speaker 8 (48:28):
He's like, uh, really that's not you know, very classic, Like, well, okay,
then don't come to my wedding.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
They said that wasn't classic.

Speaker 8 (48:36):
Well, they thought it was a little like like is
your wedding or like really informal. I said, yeah, I
don't want a formal wedding. We don't want a formal wedding.

Speaker 10 (48:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:44):
So I remember going to Danielle's wedding. You guys had
all sorts of weird crap going on.

Speaker 21 (48:48):
Yeah. We had a big Frank Sinatra head guy. We
had monkeys come out as the husband and wife, not
real monkeys because I couldn't get a permit for that,
but it was people dresses monkeys. We had my husband's
friends dressed in drag.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
It was like the whole thing, so much fun. We
had so much fun, and I got Jessica on the line.
She sent us a text, Hi Jessica.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Doing well.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
So was this your wedding or a wedding you attended?

Speaker 36 (49:10):
This was my wedding.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
You can tell everyone what you had at your wedding,
non traditional wedding.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
I love this.

Speaker 30 (49:16):
We got married out a zoo and we had the
cocktail hour at the giraffe enclosure so everyone got to
see giraffe. We had dinner in the Big Cat exhibit,
so all around us were big windows with jaguars, baby
jaguars and different cats.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Great. Which zoo was it? What zoo?

Speaker 30 (49:37):
It was Elmwood Perk Zoo in Northtown, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Wow, how fun. See a wedding should be something other.

Speaker 8 (49:45):
If you want a traditional wedding, great, I'm all happy
for you, But if you can like kind of screw
it up a little bit having in a fun place
with fun stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I mean.

Speaker 8 (49:52):
I was looking at a video of Jessica that Gandhi
has on her phone. She was feeding a giraffe at
a wedding.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Y yes, my best friend. Shout out to Elisa and Seth.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
They got married at the zoo and they got married
basically in the giraffe enclosure, and I was the maid
of honor. I was gone the whole wedding, playing with
the giraffes the entire time. They also had a little
baby otter, not a baby, but an otter come in
and I was so irate that I couldn't touch it.
But I guess otter skin is not good for us
to touch, and vice versa. Good animals everywhere.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
It was great.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
So Jessica, are you did you have any did you
have any complaints? About having a wedding at the zoo
or was everyone into it now?

Speaker 30 (50:26):
Everyone said it was such a great time, like they
told them, wear comfortable shoes, have fun, and you know,
everyone got drunk and it was a good time.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Perfectly.

Speaker 8 (50:34):
You're getting drunk, run wild animals. It's a great idea.
All right, thank you, Jessica, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 17 (50:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (50:40):
The craziest thing you've seen in a wedding. So we're
just sent a text. It's not crazy, but it's a
great idea. They had a mashed potato bar and they
serve they served mashed potatoes in martini glass.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, sounds great.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
I had a comedian at my wedding during the dinner
instead of the cheesy Italian music and while everyone eats,
he was done in joke that we had a case
of fountain. Try to unclog one of those. Oh I
love that belly dancers. Belly dancers at the wedding and
that's so. You know, we want to do this wedding,
but we want nothing.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
To be traditional.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
There's no first dance, there's no cutting of it.

Speaker 19 (51:16):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (51:17):
The wedding planner, mikey Ruseo, do have fit when we said,
we don't want to cut the cake. No, He's like,
what what you have to cut the cake? It's traditional.
We don't want to cut a cake. Don't don't want
to cut a cake.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
It's your wedding. What other crazy things.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
I was at a wedding once where the entire Ohio
State marching band filled in halfway through the wedding and like,
people like you couldn't breathe.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
It was great.

Speaker 8 (51:39):
We have a few surprises there. So, Carly, you had
a theme. You had a themed wedding? Hello, so what
theme is your wedding? It sounds like it could be
a great idea. I may steal this from you.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Go ahead.

Speaker 33 (51:50):
We had a pirate themed wedding. Okay, so we had
so we had a you know, like a big statue
of a parrot that is sort of looking over the tables,
and it was giving away all of the wedding favors
for everybody.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
And rather than walking down the aisle, did you walk
the plank?

Speaker 23 (52:09):
No?

Speaker 17 (52:10):
No, we want to do so.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I mean, did you ask everyone to come to the
wedding dressed as pirates?

Speaker 33 (52:17):
Well no, because that would just be way too over
the top. But our groomsmen all had swords and instead
of flowers, my bridesmaids were carrying these like really cool
lanterns with candles in them.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
And sounds like no peg legs, nothing, no peg legs.

Speaker 33 (52:39):
Okay, I had an I had an uncle who said
he would wear a peg legs. But thankfully they're just.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Going to the thank you.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
See, I'm getting ideas a pirate themed wedding.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
There aren't enough peg legs and eye patches left in
the world, I know.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
Yeah, uh hello, Laura, Hi, Hi Laura. So you went
to a wedding and what do they have that you
thought was a little over the top.

Speaker 36 (53:06):
It was my wedding.

Speaker 22 (53:07):
Oh cool?

Speaker 32 (53:08):
And I trusted this that I had no idea.

Speaker 33 (53:11):
We had a very traditional wedding.

Speaker 30 (53:13):
My brother was actually a Catholic priest and married us,
so super Catholic wedding.

Speaker 11 (53:17):
But my husband is just a jokester, and I had
no idea.

Speaker 32 (53:21):
I was walking around.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Saying hello to people at the dinner hour and.

Speaker 33 (53:25):
In runs my husband arm in arm with a lady
dressed as a banana.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Oh, a dancing banana.

Speaker 32 (53:32):
At exactly we had a dancing banana at our wedding.
But it did get every single person out of their seats.

Speaker 21 (53:39):
And on the dance.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
I know you see, this is why weddings should be
fun and festival. Okay, I'm writing this down dancing banana.

Speaker 21 (53:46):
I'll tell you though, If a dancing banana comes out
from the get go, you know that wedding is going
to be killed.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
But yeah, I went to a wedding last night.

Speaker 16 (53:54):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
They had a freaking dancing banana.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Thank you, Laura.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Righting these ideas, I'm stealing them, you're okay, I'm steel
these ideas.

Speaker 26 (54:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
Hi, Vanessa, Hi, oh. So Vanessa works for a wedding
planning company. So you've seen everything. What are some of
your favorite things you've seen over the time.

Speaker 36 (54:13):
I work at a wedding venue called Gilbertville Farmhouse and
we offer goat yoga and a lot of times like
so the people that get married at give us a farmhouse.
You get to experience a whole weekend wedding venue, like
the whole weekend all these favorite people.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
So in that wedding, that wedding weekend, you have goat yoga.

Speaker 36 (54:36):
Yeah, you can have goat yoga. We have a donkey
who can be a beer borough and it'll come around
during cocktail hour and give people beer.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
See, like we have our shot donkey tequila shot donkey donkey.

Speaker 36 (54:47):
Yeah, and we have lamping tents. That's really fun. That's original.

Speaker 19 (54:53):
See.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
That's the thing.

Speaker 8 (54:54):
Weddings don't need to be traditional if unless you need
them to be. And I get that some people do.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Some people like to stick to tradition.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Do you want to do everything opposite of traditional?

Speaker 21 (55:02):
And a lot of people don't, like you said, they
don't even want like the garter belt or the throwing
of the I'm not.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Going to throw my garter belt. I got to use
those to keep my home.

Speaker 21 (55:11):
Were there any songs that you told them not to
play at your wedding? Like I made sure they did
not play the Chicken Dance.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
When you have weddings at your venues and people request
certain songs, they don't want to hear, no, I.

Speaker 36 (55:24):
We're open to any song.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Really, we've got a list. I got a list.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
I don't want to hear celebration No, great good times
come up?

Speaker 21 (55:33):
A lot of people band why amn here?

Speaker 19 (55:35):
No?

Speaker 8 (55:37):
All right, we got to run love dollar wine. Thank
you for listening to us. Have a great day, Vanessa,
And I'm gonna come up. I'm coming up for goat yoga.
I want to do go Okay, we found scary. Okay,
this is scary on the phone with Frog Froggy. This
is gonna grocery out. It's gonna bring bring back awful memory.
How do you use when they're on the phone together
planning out the day show? Listen to scary? How do
you feel about five minutes instead of five to forty five?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
That's fine?

Speaker 4 (56:01):
How do you feel about making break one five minutes?

Speaker 15 (56:06):
I need to do my ten kts there?

Speaker 4 (56:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, I need that I can make
I can make break seven.

Speaker 15 (56:20):
No, I can't short break seven five minutes of commercial.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
It's break nine, break nine. Let's make four forty five?
If you could?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
So disgusting?

Speaker 27 (56:28):
You know what the best party is? Well, I mean
I'm not even phased. I didn't even say anything. I
just keep on going.

Speaker 17 (56:33):
I know.

Speaker 10 (56:33):
It's like it's like human being Elvis Durana, this is
the one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 17 (56:40):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I see?

Speaker 8 (56:43):
Balloon that?

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Who is that?

Speaker 23 (56:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (56:54):
What guys do well there in the Morning Show? Go
over some current topics topics? Look, you know what you
guys always have an invitation to come in here. No
matter how much you make us laugh or how much
you screw it up, you always have a place here
now to be coming on stage and singing, singing your songs.

(57:14):
That would really better try it out, hash out an
entire stadium. Goodbye everyone. By the way, I have an idea.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Okay, what do you guy?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
Look, you know, we love the story that you you
shared with us over the past year and out like
that said, we we get to know you guys even
even better. But how well do you know each other?

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Is my question.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I think we know each other pretty well. I think
well enough to win a game. Here we go. Here's
my idea for the show. Welcome to know your bros.

Speaker 8 (57:50):
I like this, Oh, I love the music. How well
do the Jonas brothers know each other? They think they
know everything, but do they One way to find out
all we're gonna pick from this hat of names. The
name chosen either Joe, Nick or Kevin. You have to
go to a soundproof booth. Okay, and then we're gonna

(58:11):
talk about you and come back and see if your
bros know you as well as you think they know you.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
All sounds good? Which bro will be sequestered.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
The sequestered bro is Joe Bro Jo Bro?

Speaker 8 (58:22):
All right, Joe, Joe pet out here. I wish it
was Kevin or Nick. So I don't want Joe toally.

Speaker 37 (58:30):
Oh god, you know we can't all this. We're about
to close the computer and really take over the show.
All right, welcome to know your bro. So we're gonna do.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions about Joe,
and you tell us your answers, and we're gonna see
if his answer matches.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
That matches.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
It's like the Newlywed game that we ripped off.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
I don't know if you Yeah.

Speaker 37 (58:52):
Absolutely, anytime I have to write things down on paper
and show it to people get very nervous about my
it's you know, spelling is I used to get that
like shortened spelling list in school.

Speaker 8 (59:03):
Nice spell cat see not just kidding. Okay, first question
about Joe? How will he answer this question? Who was
Joe's first kiss?

Speaker 17 (59:16):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
They tell us out loud to write I think they do.
Do you know that just the first name?

Speaker 4 (59:23):
You don't?

Speaker 19 (59:23):
You know?

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I say it out loud, Yeah, say it all that.
Oh yeah, we're radio town.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
We're on the radio.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Right, I think it was this girl named Becca Becca
somebody named.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Who do you think? Aj?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
All right?

Speaker 8 (59:39):
All right, so he will say you're hoping one of
you will match one of his first kiss will be
a j. I'm sure Becket was a nice girl, a
J A n nice guy. All right, let's see, do
I have an old list?

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (59:56):
How old was Joe when he lost his virginity and
took off the purity ring at what age?

Speaker 24 (01:00:02):
Don't know the answer to that question. The answer is
third thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Okay, lost his virginity at thirty. All right, you may
have a match.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
Okay, okay, okay, we have those written down and someone
writing all these dames. Yes, okay, all right, we're playing
a game here called check your printer. All right, I
had the follow I didn't I didn't have the approved list.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Oops.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Okay, okay, Boomer, it's a printer.

Speaker 17 (01:00:47):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
What would Joe say, is the weirdest thing he's ever
ordered at a restaurant?

Speaker 27 (01:00:53):
Oh?

Speaker 37 (01:00:53):
Yeah, oh no, you see, we're going, We're going. We
have the same answer. It's a pause, god tiger pause. Yes,
you heard me, correct, which he which he actually did
not understand what he was ordering tiger.

Speaker 8 (01:01:08):
Prawns, and he misread it and thought he was ordering
tigers decided, But he also didn't think he was eating
an endangered animal.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Just be clear.

Speaker 8 (01:01:18):
He just thought it was a creative name for something else.
There's plenty of tigers out there, and this wasn't at
the olive gardener. So and the real, the real joke
in this is he's fake allergic. When I say fake
allergic is he has a mental allergy to shrimp. Kevin
also have a mental allergy to pretty much all fruit,
especially bananas.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
How about tiger?

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
If he wasn't doing this, what would Joe want to
do as his profession?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Hmmm?

Speaker 8 (01:01:47):
This meaning being a Jonah's brother or music performing music? Yeah,
that's very broad, because I know it really isn't You
don't know your brother? Want to be maybe a mail carrier.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Or want to say, maybe a chef he likes to cook.

Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
Okay, all right, all right, a median, comedian I'm going
to yeah that, or I'm gonna say one of the
other Kevin Instagram thought. Okay, all right, now you read
his text. What is Joe's favorite emoji? What emoji does
he use? The most, in your opinion, his favorite emoji.

(01:02:25):
He's more of a gift guy. But if he if
he's doing emojis, he likes the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
He likes the face that sideways with the like the
laughing like, like the weird one.

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's probably I just don't know how to
draw that. I'm not a good artist. All right, locked
in the answer. What is Joe most scared of?

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Okay?

Speaker 19 (01:02:59):
Is that true?

Speaker 37 (01:03:00):
You know the Abril Levine story, he had recurring nightmares
the aperilathen was gonna come and kill him as a kid,
not in kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
So what did I did?

Speaker 37 (01:03:07):
We shared a room at this time in bunk beds,
so above his bed when he woke up in the morning,
I had a giant poster printed above his bed of
a staring down at him.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
I think that's a lie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
I what do you think he's most scared of?

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
Most scared of of diseases? He's a yeah, he's a hypochondriac.
So disease diesase, you know, illness? Yeah, okay, I don't
know how Really, what it is is he's afraid of
web MD. Okay, all right, yeah, okay, lock in your answers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Next question, The.

Speaker 21 (01:03:39):
Guy that has everything, like as soon as he has
a symptom, he has everything correct.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
All right, I'm sick, I'm dying.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
I'm dead.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Uh by the way, you're listening to uh know your
bro and uh so that jar without Joe. Joe's in
the is in the soundproof booth, which I didn't know
we had one of those. I think that's fabulous. Every
home needs one. He's kind of creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
He's listening to us right now.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
No, no, and he can be.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
And Kevin and Nick are answering the question.

Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
So if I asked you, yeah, sorry, if I asked Joe,
who is your favorite brother?

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Well, this is a rude question.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
That's easy, Oh it is, okay.

Speaker 24 (01:04:14):
Probably Frankie, all right, answer even though you know it's me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
It's probably.

Speaker 10 (01:04:21):
Cordon.

Speaker 21 (01:04:21):
Ask you guys one of these questions and then you
wound up eating some nasty, disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Guess what.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Nothing nasty to here? Next question.

Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
In Joe's opinion, what will he say is his most
irritating habit? The habit he does that irritates the living
crap out of everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
It doesn't irritate me.

Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
I think it's endearing, but I I know that that
the answer will be this, which is that he does
this thing with his hands and it's excited.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
So I'll say it's the hand thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
The hand thing inappropriate.

Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
I've got one also irritates everybody. I'm gonna ask Joe
what food does he enjoy most that comes from the can?
What canned food does Joe seem today this canned food situation?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I would say tuna?

Speaker 24 (01:05:06):
Tuna, okayuna, He's going to struggle to think of one
that's in a can?

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Does he not can? Yes, that's that's very funny. That's
the next answer. Struggle to think of he said, Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
If he struggles, then you get the point. Nick, you
got that?

Speaker 19 (01:05:20):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
Back to the jingle and let's bring in Joe's all right,
bring it in Joe. Joe has been in a soundproof booth.
You guys don't talk.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Yes, it's so what did you have a good time
in the soundproof booth?

Speaker 18 (01:05:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 35 (01:05:36):
They have a collection of cereals in there, and they
we were talking about their serial podcasts and Greg, who
works in our management company.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Anyway, get back to the connoisseur and yeah, anyway, well,
oh you know what that that should have been another
do what do you want to know about me?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Okay, okay, Joe, pretend you're not here.

Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
Nick and Kevin?

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
What what is Joe?

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
No, no, you can keep your headphones on. What is
Joe's favorite cereal?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Joe's favorite cereal?

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Does he have one favorite cereal? Life?

Speaker 24 (01:06:04):
Cereal?

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Life, Joe is your favorite cereal?

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Cinnamon line.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
I'm talking to you, Joe, Joe, Joe, what is your
favorite cereal?

Speaker 12 (01:06:13):
Um?

Speaker 24 (01:06:14):
He heard us say. He's not going to say.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
I have my ears plug everything. Joe was listening to
you a favor? I usually I go for cinnamon toast crunch.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Here's what we did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
We asked your bros questions about you to see how
well they know you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Okay, let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Let's start with this one. What are you most scared of?

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Joel?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
All right, that was way too Fad was going to
kill you as a kid. But I don't know how
that happened. That sounded rehearsed you guys, all right, that
was oh my god, Well it's spiders. But if you
asked me like ten years twenty years ago, i'd be able.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
Leavin.

Speaker 35 (01:07:01):
At ten years old, I had a dream that she
came and and and killed my entire family. Okay, but
we met her, we met, but I will say we
met her years later.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
It's very nice. The tour with her. It's all good.
But I know they like Right as the tour started
in my bunk, they decorated with pictures of a kind
of freak me out.

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
All right, there you go, So we have a match,
April Levine. All right, look back, way way back. The
first name of your first kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
The first name? What did I name the first kiss?
Or the person?

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
The name of the first person you kissed? You a
good one, kid kissing your mom?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Just first? Like first person?

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
The first yeah, person is the name of the person
you first kissed.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
That's the question.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
A thank you, Keiving.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Got it right?

Speaker 8 (01:07:56):
I do believe I got that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
What did you say? I said be? I thought it was.

Speaker 15 (01:07:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
I wish.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Poor as pissed off? No, I just I was a
late bloomer to kissing.

Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
Okay, doing this. That leads to our next question. How
old were you when you lost your virginity?

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
How old am I?

Speaker 27 (01:08:18):
Twenty?

Speaker 26 (01:08:20):
I was?

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
No, that's it, that was yours? A thirty, Wow, it
was an hour ago.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
It was like an hour ago. Well, we have a
match thirty What.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Did you say? I said, twenty two? Wow, guys ouch,
anyway you could google it all right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Next?

Speaker 8 (01:08:45):
All right, Joe, We asked Kevin and Nick, what would
Joe say, is the weirdest thing he's ever ordered at
a restaurant?

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Tiger prowns Tiger pause? Tiger pause?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
And you actually thought you're ordering tiger Paul.

Speaker 13 (01:09:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 35 (01:09:03):
It was our first nice restaurant and I saw it
on the menu and I got excited. It was years
years ago. I would never order that, just putting it
out there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
What I gonna say?

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Halfway through the game, the bros, which other.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Very well, this is like, oh, I was like, I'm
doing I'll have you, I think the men, I'll have
your funnest tiger pause? Please?

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
How are they prepared? Are they braived?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
And then it comes out and I'm allergic to prons?
So that was awkward. Are you really allergic or you
think you're allergic? Actually it sounds like you talk to
my brothers.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Huh do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
You actually blow it up and turn red?

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Let's find out? Would you like to find out on
our show today?

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Let's try it? Okay, the next question we asked.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
We asked Ick and Kevin, if Joe wasn't doing music
for a living, what would he be doing as his profession?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
And your answer is what I would.

Speaker 35 (01:09:54):
They would definitely hire me to take over this show
for sure. Second of all, either comedy or are working
with animals?

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Comedy your comedian except comedian, I said Instagram thought, I'm
already that. Kevin, Wow, you don't use them a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:10:14):
We want to find out what is your What is
your favorite emoji that you use the most more than
other emojis when you use.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Spaking emoji?

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Didn't want to get smirky?

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Did the one that's like crazy? Like crazy?

Speaker 24 (01:10:30):
I didn't answer this one, so I think that I
get the point.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Yeah, all right, that's how that's how tests working.

Speaker 8 (01:10:39):
Let's find out I got. We asked Kevin and Nick,
who is Joe's favorite brother in?

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Your answer?

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Is Franky done?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
They both said, but it's really him, it's Franky.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
We asked them what you would say if we asked you,
what is your most irritating habit?

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
About them?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
No, yours about you?

Speaker 19 (01:11:05):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
What do you do do you think is most irritating?

Speaker 19 (01:11:08):
Oh?

Speaker 31 (01:11:08):
What do I do.

Speaker 35 (01:11:09):
That's most irritating, Probably not paying attention to them when
they're talking and them on my phone or something.

Speaker 8 (01:11:16):
That's actually a great point. And how does that make
you feel? They actually both agreed on this irritating habit
at the same time.

Speaker 24 (01:11:31):
Go ahead tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Now, yeah, not mad?

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
What do you got.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
The hand thing?

Speaker 8 (01:11:39):
Spit it out the hand thing? What's the hand thing?

Speaker 24 (01:11:42):
Excited?

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
When I get excited, Yeah, that's my most that you
guys don't like about me? Interesting conscious about Elvis? Did
you just break up the band again?

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Wow, I was a kid. I'd get when I get
really excited, my hand I started playing the drums with
my hands. My son when he gets yeah, did you
hang out?

Speaker 8 (01:12:07):
You should start a club? And finally, and finally, uh,
is there a food that you prefer from a can?
What canned food?

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Do you love the most?

Speaker 24 (01:12:20):
Can food?

Speaker 14 (01:12:20):
Yes?

Speaker 35 (01:12:27):
And what was my answer was the answer that I
was gonna say, like, can't You're going to struggle to think?

Speaker 14 (01:12:35):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Before before he just put emergency in a bottle. I
had all that cereal that's expired in there. And then
I was looking for vitamin see everyone for.

Speaker 37 (01:12:54):
Everyone at home that's listening to other or in their car.
Nick is legitimately dying over the fun uncle. I know
Nick would said tuna fish, but not from that was
our second answer. By the way, that microphone you're using
is a conduit for disease.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Keeps in the mind.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
I know, microphone. I've been hand sanitizing my lips this
whole time.

Speaker 16 (01:13:16):
Right now.

Speaker 22 (01:13:16):
Next up more.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Elvis Duran and this one good morning show and you
are not gonna move on?

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Good morning, everybody helpus Duran and this one hundred morning show.

Speaker 10 (01:13:36):
One hundred all.

Speaker 8 (01:13:37):
Right, So you're in a relationship, right, Maybe it's brand
a relationship or maybe uh, you moved in with each
other with your new relationship, you know, it's getting to
know someone. You get to know someone, especially if you
take a vacation with him, as Gandhi you did with Brandon. Yes,
I did you get to know someone the good and
the bad. And then, of course Samantha moved in with
her boyfriend will Oh. Yeah, you guys have spent the

(01:13:58):
night with each other many times. Yeah, but what happened
that totally melted your eyebrows.

Speaker 26 (01:14:05):
I have learned that William is really desperate for me
to be able to use the bathroom in front of him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
No, because okay, hold on here around here.

Speaker 26 (01:14:15):
He considers it to be the height of comfort and
trust in a relationship. He thinks, if you could do that,
you're all the way with the comfort.

Speaker 8 (01:14:22):
So you so you will go into the bathroom and
start looking in the mirror and you're getting ready. Yeah,
and he'll come sit down on the ball next to you.

Speaker 26 (01:14:29):
He's done that several times already, and I just have
to run. Regardless of the situation.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
It's not okay, it's not okay. But he wants me
to you know, he wants to trade places. He wants
me to be comfortable. Here's the thing.

Speaker 26 (01:14:44):
I am ninety nine percent saying no, But I want
to maybe consider a bet that I really want something
from and I'll use that as leverage.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Well, no, no, no, no, how many don't you have?

Speaker 35 (01:14:56):
What you have?

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
One bathroom? Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:14:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Does it lock?

Speaker 8 (01:15:01):
Medium? So I'll come home, well, Alex, and I'll come
home from dinner. You'll go, I'll go to go Okay,
and all of a sudden, you know, you hear these
foul noises.

Speaker 15 (01:15:11):
But what do you do?

Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
Close the door that he keeps it open, but he
I know he keeps it open on purpose because you know,
it just irritates the whatever out of me. And you
hear these noises, you know what the noises are?

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
You know what you you know those things?

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
I don't want to hear that.

Speaker 8 (01:15:29):
I don't want to hear your air propulsion. I don't
want to hear you getting lift off off the toilet
or he has.

Speaker 26 (01:15:35):
This breathing thing sometimes before and then.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
You hear this, you hear this. Ah, Yeah, I don't
want to hear that. But so you're saying that it's
not just going to the bathroom for Will. Will believes
it as a couple, you can further bond with each
other if you open that door and just you know,
use the bathroom together, no matter what you're doing.

Speaker 26 (01:15:58):
Yeah, he says, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Yes,
anybody poops. No, I don't really want to do it, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
I like, sexual attraction is a thing, right, Can you
still be sexually attracted to someone after watching him take
a dude?

Speaker 19 (01:16:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Currently it still is. He's really gambling, really gambling.

Speaker 26 (01:16:14):
No, But I don't know if I could find a bet, like,
like maybe get him to get rid of his collection
of cargo shorts or something, and I think that's worth it.
I might well not yet, I haven't pulled the trigger
on it, but I know there's something out there where
I will use that as leverage and I will get
that bet.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
But then you have to poop in front of it.
Only if I lose.

Speaker 25 (01:16:33):
That's not yes, gott be So it all changes when
you get married. Because when Amy and I got married
on our wedding night, we were in the hotel and
I was sitting on the toilet and Amy was at
my feet as we were opening the gifts.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Are you kidding like it was nothing?

Speaker 10 (01:16:46):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
No, married for hours long, that's when it starts. No,
there's there's stuff coming out, but there.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Was money in the envelopes. It didn't matter.

Speaker 21 (01:16:57):
You couldn't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
No, you it off and that opens gifts.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Oh dear god, what's scared? I know she's she's crushed her.

Speaker 31 (01:17:06):
And you start to normalize that kind of thing in
a relationship, all the mistique is gone.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
I want I want to always look at you as
an angel. I want to worship you. I don't need
to know you say that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Angels don't pooh no, but I want to know ninety
you that last ten percent keep.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
In the bathroom. You could cause long term damage to
your relationship.

Speaker 8 (01:17:24):
Because then you might start looking at other people and
look at that as yeah.

Speaker 27 (01:17:29):
Frog, what, Well, here's the problem in my house. And
I don't understand why this is a thing. If Lisa
passes gas, she's like, nobody's supposed to say anything.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
But if I do it, she yells at me, Well,
there's no that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
It makes no sense.

Speaker 27 (01:17:44):
No why Like why am I not allowed to fart?
But she's okay with it, like it's okay for her
as an accident. But you, she probably lets one slip.
You're the kind of guy who lifts one leg and
pulls the other arm in like that's exactly what I
did last night in the bathroom. Like wait, I put
my arm in the air. I'm like, wait, wait, wait
for it, and then I pulled down on it like
a horn. Well, yeah, okay, so there is a difference.

(01:18:07):
I've got Victoria here, Hi, Victoria. I so you've been
married five years?

Speaker 16 (01:18:13):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
Is this behavior common in your relationship of five year marriage?

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
I mean, you know, we've been together for about ten
years and married for five And it is only within
the last year, because of our living situation, that my
husband has been able to accept the fact that I'm
just gonna walk into the bathroom. Oh only within the
last year, like he used to, you know, keep the
door closed and last while he was in the shower,

(01:18:38):
so I couldn't even look in the mirror, like there's
one bathroom in this house.

Speaker 8 (01:18:41):
Oh so wait, wait, wait, what what changed? I mean,
what changed that now makes it all okay for all
the all the walls.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
To come down?

Speaker 33 (01:18:49):
You know, I'm not sure he's so.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
I'm not sure he accepts that it's okay. I think
it's because of our living situation, only having one bathroom
in the house of six people on a baby. But
he's just he just had to accept it no matter what.

Speaker 17 (01:19:03):
This.

Speaker 8 (01:19:03):
Let me tell you something, Victoria. This is the difference
between me and Alex or me and you're you. I
close the door and lock it even if I'm by
myself at the apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
So I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:19:16):
It's maybe it's just habit. It's just habit. I'm not
I'm not expecting someone to like, oh, you're poohing, Hi,
who are you?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Why are you here.

Speaker 17 (01:19:24):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
I'm the complete opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Doors always open here, all right, Victoria, thank you, thanks
for listening to us. People know, Hi Jackie, Hi Elvis.

Speaker 33 (01:19:35):
Oh my god, I'm so glad I finally got through.

Speaker 32 (01:19:36):
It's taking me years to talk to you guys. I'm
so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Well, isn't it said?

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
It took the conversation of poohing, no open, open the
door for you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
What's going on, Jackie?

Speaker 32 (01:19:47):
So I've been married for almost two years and I
still refuse if my husband has to go. Number two, Nope,
it's completely out of the question. Number one, that's that's questionable.
You know that one we're okay with. But still no,
not the sounds and the smells. You know, I have
to keep the door clothes for him and vice.

Speaker 24 (01:20:04):
Versas for me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Yes, that's for you.

Speaker 19 (01:20:06):
Good.

Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
You know you're I guess we're all different. You know,
there's there's a vegetarians, there's meat eating people, and then
there's poohing in front of people both ends.

Speaker 32 (01:20:15):
Yeah, I know, especially guys. No offense to you guys,
but you guys make a lot of more noises.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
That's not that's not fair to generalize.

Speaker 8 (01:20:25):
I'll be very honest with you. Mine are like the
little little rabbit pellets.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
You never know who they're.

Speaker 10 (01:20:35):
No.

Speaker 32 (01:20:35):
And then my husband's in the bathrooms like at least
a half an hour, and we only have like like
one bathroom in our apartment, so it's like it's out
of commission for like a half an hour.

Speaker 8 (01:20:42):
So I told Pee, it's like, well, I know, okay,
well I know, since we've gotten this gross, let's let's
let's just keep moving forward, Jackie. So it's one thing
to like, you know, do the deed, and then you
have to you have to clean up. Oh, I don't
want to be there during the cleanup one, I'll five.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
I don't want to be there for that.

Speaker 10 (01:21:00):
The hell.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Talking about you guys.

Speaker 8 (01:21:04):
Sometimes he takes more effort than others. Sometimes it's like,
you know, dust and you're good. Sometimes it's it's a mess.

Speaker 10 (01:21:13):
You know.

Speaker 27 (01:21:13):
What about when I leave the room, should I announce like, hey,
nobody go in there for a while.

Speaker 8 (01:21:25):
That's being polite? All right, Well, Jackie, thank you for listening,
and I agree with you. This is why we we
need doors.

Speaker 34 (01:21:33):
Oh exactly.

Speaker 32 (01:21:34):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 16 (01:21:35):
Elvis.

Speaker 32 (01:21:35):
You know I'm big fans of you guys, and the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Show and Alex Well, thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
I appreciate it. Jack, you have a beautiful day. Thanks
for listening to it.

Speaker 32 (01:21:43):
Thank you you too. Thinks.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Oh my god, I'm so upset. I'm so disturbed right now.
Thank me too.

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
But we have we have all these calls coming in
everyone there's this is like this relatable thing. Wait, hold on,
I was told to go to one more and we
can move, Donnie.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Yeah, so you and your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
H So you and your boyfriend, you're so into each other.

Speaker 14 (01:22:04):
How's that okay?

Speaker 12 (01:22:06):
So we invade each other's spaces like all the time.

Speaker 32 (01:22:09):
So we've been together for ten years. So like sometimes I'll.

Speaker 30 (01:22:13):
Say, hey, come hold my hand while pooh because I'm
having a difficult time and you need to be here
for this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Yeah, it's like he's in the delivery room.

Speaker 21 (01:22:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 32 (01:22:25):
You're delivering something. Sometimes it's a support time.

Speaker 8 (01:22:30):
But if someone says to me, but it's not like
giving birth to a baby, it's a totally different thing.
If someone says to me, I really have to pooh,
I'm dilated three centimes.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
I think you really should go pooh. All right, Donnie, thank.

Speaker 8 (01:22:44):
You for listening, and you're the last call we're gonna
take on this. I swear I'm gonna direct this right
at straight night. Hi, my friend, how are you today?

Speaker 23 (01:22:51):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Elvis Drand do.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
You consider yourself a modern man?

Speaker 17 (01:22:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Hm, yes I do. I mean I don't know what
the definition according to you, but I'm sensitive. I can cry.
Is that party?

Speaker 10 (01:23:06):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:23:06):
Hold on, I have a whole list of stuff here.
By the way, the things on this list that are
traits of a modern man. If you show this list
to a guy fifty years ago, he would have laughed
in your face. He would have put his cigarette out
on your forehead.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
You you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:23:23):
A new poll asked people to name the top traits
of a modern man who's truly comfortable with the current
era that we're in. Number one, You do your fair
share of the cleaning, correct, Yeah I do.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
That's an easy one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
You talk openly about your feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
More and more so. Yeah, I think I do.

Speaker 8 (01:23:48):
There's a problem, Mary, I can tell Uh. Okay, here's
one which is a no brainer. But you know what,
to some guys, this says a thing. If your boss
or manager was a woman, you'd be totally fine with it. Yep, absolutely,
you're okay discussing your mental health.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Yeah, okay, you're a good listener.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Oh, very I'm one of the best listeners ever. Oh really,
Oh wow, Okay, you're great with kids.

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
I'm not around kids that often, but I feel like, yeah,
kids like me.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
So you don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:24:23):
You're openly, openly affectionate. Yes, yeah, you'd be fine being
a stay at home dad. Uh probably, yeah. I mean
I don't want kids, but if it happens, you know,
so you can't really, you can't answer that question to

(01:24:45):
be a father, to be a stay at home down. Yeah,
modern man, straight Nate, you don't always feel the need
to put on a brave face. It's okay to say
I'm a little frightened about this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
I've said that.

Speaker 8 (01:24:56):
Yeah, all right, you stand up against racism and pray
I try, yeah trying. Okay, So there you go. What
about the environment? Is it okay to admit how you
feel about the environment.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Yeah. I think everybody needs to be aware of what's
going on in the world with climate change, and people
don't realize that, right.

Speaker 8 (01:25:18):
So they're saying here that as a modern man, you
should not be afraid to discuss these topics. And I
don't think anyone on this show has any problem with
anything on this list.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
No, Rocky's fine with that, Scary's fine with that. You're fine.
I know you're fine with everything on that list.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
I bet I've got I bet Scary is questioning some
of these things.

Speaker 14 (01:25:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 31 (01:25:37):
I mean, I feel like a lot you check a
lot of the boxes off for me, but then there
were a few that I'm like, Okay, maybe I'm not
a modern man.

Speaker 8 (01:25:45):
Are you okay discussing your mental health?

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
Yes?

Speaker 24 (01:25:49):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (01:25:51):
Good.

Speaker 34 (01:25:53):
Do you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Think it's fine being a stay at home dad for you?

Speaker 26 (01:25:58):
For me?

Speaker 20 (01:25:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
But I feel it's okay for guys in general. I
agree with the concept, but for you for me?

Speaker 24 (01:26:05):
All right?

Speaker 15 (01:26:06):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
So okay, so let's talk to Gandhi and Danielle. What
do you think modern man?

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Do I think I am one? Or what do I
think Doublem Gandhi you are the modern man?

Speaker 8 (01:26:21):
Okay, okay, I guess we're talking about a threshold of
sensitivity and showing vulnerability. You know, they say, according to
this list of the people who put the survey together,
that men fifteen twenty years ago and more. The things

(01:26:42):
on this list, they would never even consider showing their feelings.
The would never consider being okay with having a woman manager.
I don't know, things have changed so much. I just
wanted to kind of revisit and bring these things to
the service. What Gandhi, So what do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:26:57):
I think all of those are awesome, and I think
that they're important and very good qualities to have. I
think that a lot more men are not as comfortable
with the stay at home dad thing as try to
say that they are, because I think the majority of
my girlfriends at this point are the bread winners in
the family and are the ones making a lot of money,
and it makes their husbands or boyfriends uncomfortable and they've
had the discussion, I'm not going to be a stay

(01:27:19):
at home dad. So I think that it's a good thing,
but I think a lot of guys are not okay
with it, even if they say in that survey that
they are.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:27:27):
I have a lot that got to be honest, I
would love to be a stay at home something. I
have no problem. I keep saying, Alex, go ahead, I
want you to support us. I'm gonna quit my job
and just gonna I'm like, you know, I'll make dinner,
I'll make sure the house is cool, and you know,
take care of the dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
And I want to be a stay at home dead.
I have no problem doing that.

Speaker 19 (01:27:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Well, of course, you know, fifteen years ago, it was
a different thing.

Speaker 8 (01:27:51):
I enjoyed. I enjoyed, you know, not being a stay
at home dad. I would love to be at home.
I would love to be a stay at home dad,
but with no kids. Okay, yeah, work way, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
I wouldn't mind.

Speaker 8 (01:28:10):
Being the homemaker, the guy who stays at home and
just keeps the house running.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
I have no problem doing that, none at all.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
See.

Speaker 21 (01:28:18):
I think that my husband, if he if push came
to shove, he would definitely do it. But I think
that he loves the hustle and bustle of the work
of being out there and bringing home the bacon and
providing for the family and you know what I mean, Like,
I think that that's important to him. So I think
that he loves doing that and he loves what he does,
so I think he would rather do that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
So I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:28:42):
If you come from an old school family where the
dad provides and the wife, you know, raises the kids.
And there's nothing wrong with that. If that's what that's
the that's the journey you choose to be on. But
there are a lot of a lot of people who
just I don't want to do that. Guys like I
got to get out of the house. I can't stay
home all day with kids. I would, but I would.

(01:29:07):
I would have no problem, no problem staying at home
and not making a living, no income.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
It would be amazing.

Speaker 21 (01:29:16):
But you know what's funny, going through what we have
been going through, staying home and not having to do
you realize that if you did do that, how many
things you could go without, Like how many things you
wouldn't have to buy or you wouldn't have to wear,
you wouldn't have to use. I've been sitting there going, well,
if I didn't do this, I wouldn't need that, like totally,
you would save money.

Speaker 8 (01:29:37):
So you know my good thing, Elvis, No, you know
I can eat zucchini every day. I'm growing it. Yeah,
becoming self sufficient with zucchini. We have all zucchini and
basel one needs.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:29:50):
Autumn is online twenty four. Let's see what her situation is.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
Hello, Autumn.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Welcome to the show. How are you feeling today?

Speaker 33 (01:29:57):
I'm feeling great.

Speaker 11 (01:29:58):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
We're doing very well.

Speaker 8 (01:30:00):
I'm becoming very comfortable becoming a stay at home dad
with no kids anyway, So, uh, talk about your talk
about your situation, Autumn.

Speaker 11 (01:30:10):
So, I actually bring home twice as much money as
my husband does, and his friends like to give him
crap for it, saying I bring home the bacon, and
he likes to brag and say I bring home the
whole pige Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:30:23):
So he loves it. He's into it, he's proud of you,
and he has no problem with it.

Speaker 19 (01:30:28):
Good. You know what.

Speaker 8 (01:30:28):
I love hearing that because I think it's so silly
to be living in this world where well, I'm expected
to do this, so therefore I must do that. Well,
who cares what other people think? You know what I'm saying.
How do you feel about it?

Speaker 16 (01:30:41):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
I mean, did you ever think it'd be a there'd
be an issue with your husband with you?

Speaker 16 (01:30:45):
No, not at all?

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Making more money. Yeah, you just know he's a cool guy.
He's okay with it.

Speaker 16 (01:30:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:30:51):
When he married me and I'm older than him, I
thought he would be okay with it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:30:56):
So it's a cool situation. I bet there are a
lot of people out there listening, going, God, I wish
my situation was like that. But you keep living your
great life, Autumn. You sound awesome. You sound like you've
got a lot of positivity going, and it's great to
know that you're listening to us.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Okay, let's say you go on a date and you're like, hey,
how you doing. Okay?

Speaker 15 (01:31:51):
Great?

Speaker 8 (01:31:52):
You want to go on another date? No, you know what,
I really enjoyed our time together. I had a good time.
I just don't see it, you know, moving anywhere beyond
you know, just a first date. Thank you, you know,
have a nice day and that's fine. Well wait a minute,
Well can you tell me what went wrong? Has anyone
ever done that to you?

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Yes, I've had that happen.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
Talk about it, and I just said, I just didn't
feel that we had great chemistry. I don't know if
it's you, it might be me, but I just didn't
feel that spark that thing.

Speaker 8 (01:32:16):
Okay, I'll be him. What do you mean chemistry? What
do you mean we we talked? I mean you talked
to me. I talked to you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
Okay, Well he didn't push it past that. But I
guess I don't know what I would say as if
you were here. Okay, I guess I would just say
I just if you really really want me to tell
you the truth, I don't feel a physical connection, and
because of that, I think we should just be friends.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Okay, So you don't find me attractive? Oh my god, No,
you're just not my type. Okay, I'm sure somebody finds you.
What is your type?

Speaker 20 (01:32:44):
But what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
I don't have.

Speaker 17 (01:32:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
I just didn't feel a spark. Maybe it's me.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
If you say no, If you say maybe it's me,
you lose all points.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
Yeah I know, well at that point I don't because
I wouldn't want to hurt somebody's feelings.

Speaker 8 (01:32:57):
But listen to what this pompous ass said. It was
a tender date. Thank you for finding this Nate. Hello, Kimberly.
I know we went on a date quite a while
ago now, but I'd like to explain why I haven't
messaged you. Wow, I feel like you could have made
the date much better, could you? And here's a few
reasons why I apologize if I offend you. Okay, you

(01:33:21):
hate the guy already? You are very pale?

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (01:33:28):
I know you're not a fan of the sun, but
a bit of fake tan won't hurt Okay, I hate
him all right?

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
If you lost some weight, you would look incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
What maybe a little bit of weight.

Speaker 8 (01:33:40):
You have quite big boobs, so you should show off
your cleavage more. All right, already, you hate this guy
more than you've ever hated anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Who You're fat, You're pale, some of your boobs?

Speaker 8 (01:33:52):
Okay, I think you need to wear clothing that suits
your figure and maybe update your style slightly, just so
I'm not embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
To be seen with you.

Speaker 8 (01:34:00):
Wow, you need to dye your hair a normal collar
and add extensions. Longer hair is much more attractive. You
need to look more natural. Stop wearing makeup. Just make
yourself look decent, but don't overdo it. What God, your
lips have gone down, so you should think of getting
more filler. I know you said you regretted it, but
filler would make you sexier. You need more confidence. Confidence

(01:34:24):
is sexy. The fact you take things slow makes you
look like a prude. I didn't get a kiss, which
messed up my ego. Be more sensitive to other people's feelings.
And it goes on and on and on.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
I didn't get a kiss. Be sensitive to my feelings.
What a psycho. I'd like to see her list for him? Well,
when he here perfect identified him.

Speaker 8 (01:34:44):
He basically wrote his own list for him. Yeah, this
is the list of reasons why we hate him.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
He's an ass.

Speaker 23 (01:34:50):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
What once again?

Speaker 8 (01:34:52):
Every once in a while, something will happen in the
world where I just say to myself self, you are
so naive and thinking this exists, the fact that someone
said this to someone.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
To me, it's like, really, I dated.

Speaker 21 (01:35:05):
A guy who, while we were dating, try to change
the way I dressed and stuff like that. He was like, goodbye,
you know, and I think you should wear tighter this
and tighter that, and that.

Speaker 8 (01:35:12):
Didn't Did he ever come out?

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
He didn't know. That was a different guy.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
That wasn't that guy. How many gay guys did you date?

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
If you had seen this guy's hair, you would have
thought he was gay, but he wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
I had the opposite in a relationship where once we
started dating, everything that I did, he was like, I
don't like that anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Why do you have to dress so cute? Why are
you earning so much makeup?

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Goodbye?

Speaker 10 (01:35:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Yeah, Hello straight Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
So I kind of agree with this guy a little bit, Nate,
in the sense that I would like to know what
I did wrong, right, And that's the point you were
making with Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
But all of his stuff was it was his opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
He was definitely a ten. I'm talking like a two
because I went out with this person one time and
they wouldn't respond to me. So I kept asking what
did I do wrong? What was wrong, right, I know, But.

Speaker 8 (01:35:56):
I think Gandhi's approach just being polite. I just don't
think it's going to go any further than where it went.
And that's that's okay. I had a great time. Yeah,
And I'm not gonna say anymore. And I would say that,
I would say, and that's where I'm stopping right now
is the person.

Speaker 21 (01:36:10):
But there's no need, Nate, for you to give a
list like that. I mean, that's just being mean.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Agreed that this list is mean unsolicited. However, if you
solicit for information, solicits for that many, I would like
to know what I'm doing wrong on a day.

Speaker 21 (01:36:24):
Tell me one thing that I'm doing wrong with two things,
not fifty thousand things that you'd like to change about me.

Speaker 8 (01:36:29):
Definitely an extreme, you know, that's the typical narcissist answer
we would get from the street.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
You know what we could do is we and let's
trademark this or copy or whatever you do it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:39):
We come up with an app where when it doesn't
work out, then you can review the reasons why it
didn't work out.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
You don't have to face amaze them. It's just it
doesn't work out, right, I listen, I'm with you, but
people want to it just doesn't work out.

Speaker 8 (01:36:49):
You don't need to know more. It takes two to tango.
If one doesn't want to tangle, then move on. Hey, Kathy,
how you doing? Thank you, Danielle, Thank you stupid? I know, Kathy,
Uh so what do you think of all this?

Speaker 32 (01:37:02):
I think it's kind of his fault here because he
had to swipe right on Tinder in order to match
with her, so they both swiped right on.

Speaker 33 (01:37:10):
Each other, so he knew he was getting an issue before.

Speaker 22 (01:37:12):
He even went on that date with her.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
So he's just being an a hole.

Speaker 33 (01:37:16):
Yeah, oh yeah, if you didn't like what you saw
in the picture, then you shouldn't have swiped right.

Speaker 22 (01:37:21):
But obviously like something about this girl to swipe right
on her.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
So is just the quality of people on Tender these days?

Speaker 22 (01:37:28):
I don't think it's a quality of a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
I feel like he was sitting there.

Speaker 21 (01:37:32):
Wherever they were on this date, and all he was
doing was like looking at her and criticizing in his
head everything.

Speaker 8 (01:37:38):
About you know. I think he's one of those people
who makes himself feel better when when he makes someone
else feel like crap.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Thank you, Kathy. Yeah, but what's up frog?

Speaker 27 (01:37:45):
You know, I don't have a problem with the idea
of hey, here's why it didn't work out. But everything
he said was superficial. I don't like the way you look.
I think your boobs are this, I don't like the
way you're too pale at all.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
It was all subjective stuff.

Speaker 27 (01:37:57):
It was nothing that like, hey, you were on your phone,
or we you didn't pay attention, or i'd the conversation,
or we didn't have chemistry. It was all superficial bs
and he's an ass hat. Hey, Heather, how are you?

Speaker 17 (01:38:08):
Hey?

Speaker 26 (01:38:09):
How good morning ladies?

Speaker 8 (01:38:11):
Well, Heather, let me ask you this, Hello, lady, are
you out in the dating world right now? Are you
just observing this like I'm observing Well.

Speaker 36 (01:38:17):
Let's say I'm dabbling in it, but I think it's Ohio.

Speaker 22 (01:38:21):
Ohio guys are horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Don't say that.

Speaker 21 (01:38:26):
I'm serious, people, I'm not from Ohio.

Speaker 36 (01:38:29):
I'm from the East Coast.

Speaker 8 (01:38:31):
You're saying, see, you're saying all the wrong things. Yeah,
in honesty, you're being just sort of as superficial as
that guy that wrote the list. You can't rule out
a lot of the Ohio guys.

Speaker 6 (01:38:41):
But I can because I'm not from here.

Speaker 8 (01:38:43):
Well, no, that's not nice. Okay, what problem are you having, though, Heather,
what's the deal.

Speaker 16 (01:38:49):
Well, the problem I'm having.

Speaker 36 (01:38:51):
I am Italian, so I'm a very strong you know, Italians.

Speaker 28 (01:38:54):
Obviously we're strong willed.

Speaker 16 (01:38:56):
We speak what well we speak.

Speaker 26 (01:38:57):
We don't care who it hurts or says.

Speaker 32 (01:38:59):
And these men out here are.

Speaker 16 (01:39:01):
Literally I can't say that word probably.

Speaker 21 (01:39:04):
On the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
If you're doubting, don't they You can't.

Speaker 36 (01:39:09):
So they just don't have any they just don't have
anything outside of a box.

Speaker 19 (01:39:15):
They're just in the area.

Speaker 8 (01:39:17):
Well, Heather, I gotta okay, Heather, I gotta. I gotta
tell you something, no offense. You shouldn't be there if
if you think that way, you need to be with
people you feel will will accept.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
You, you know, for who you are. And I'm gonna
go ahead and say it cannot be every person. There's
gotta be someone.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
There's got to be great guys out there, Heather, there
has to be.

Speaker 24 (01:39:33):
I lived in.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Ohio for a long time.

Speaker 16 (01:39:35):
They're not in this state.

Speaker 8 (01:39:38):
Hold On, I'm sorry, Heather, hold on one second. I
can you can't be that absolute. You've got to open
your mind and get out there because I bet the
perfect person for Heather is out there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
I think a lot of.

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
Times when you get into that scenario where she's like
everybody is this, you have to take a look at
your circle and what you're doing, because why are you
surrounded constantly by people like this?

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Maybe it's you that's doing something.

Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:39:58):
You know, Heather is a very strong will person. We
got we need to find some strong willed Ohio guys
for Heather.

Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
I lived in Ohio for a long time, graduated from
the Ohio State University. Ohio guys are not all bad
at all, all.

Speaker 8 (01:40:10):
Right, So Heather solid give it more time, Heather, You'll
be cool. Look, you know, no matter where you live,
you know, people are different. People aren't the same in
all parts of the country. I acknowledge that, but I
don't know. I don't give up so fast. Get out there,
Get out there, get strong willed Italian. Yeah, dude, like Danielle,
shave your upper lipping. Get out in the dating world.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
You'll find somebody.

Speaker 8 (01:40:31):
Get out there a date.

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
You found you found your prince.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
I found my prince by shaving my upper lip.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
You have to do your prince charming was out there
waiting for you. What's scary?

Speaker 31 (01:40:39):
I just think that that d bag wasn't raised properly.
And I do think that he's on a superficial app
He's a superficial person. And if you sleep with dogs,
you wake up with fleeps.

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
Guys like.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
A Oho, Brian, how you doing?

Speaker 12 (01:40:54):
Oh my god, I got through.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
You're here.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
I need to hear your.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Opinion on all this.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
Tell me.

Speaker 34 (01:40:59):
So what Like you guys were talking before about like
sometimes you ask for like a little feedback about what
you did wrong. Procest thing about this list is it
isn't even anything anyone did wrong. It's just a ridiculous,
misogynistic list of the ways he thinks she should look exactly.

Speaker 21 (01:41:14):
Your filler is running out of your lips, so you
need new piller?

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Yeah, go away? What guy says that our guys really
looking at lip filler?

Speaker 23 (01:41:23):
Hello, tell your smart advice to wake you up to
see one hundred on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 10 (01:41:29):
Open and start your.

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
Day in the know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
About reaching for your phone.

Speaker 10 (01:41:40):
Elvis Durana, this the one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
Really do it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
You want to have a little few little fight, Well,
let's play. Now here's your host.

Speaker 8 (01:41:54):
I decided i'd just start being more positive about your
hosting abilities or black thereof I'm not as bad as
I used to do.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Okay, oh, thank you. I would expect nothing less from you.

Speaker 4 (01:42:05):
So are we ready to play the few?

Speaker 14 (01:42:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:42:07):
Okay, Froggy, You're never a team captain, so I want
you to choose your team.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
Okay, I'm gonna choose. How many people don't choose? You
get too?

Speaker 27 (01:42:15):
Everyone to two people? Okay, I'm gonna take Scottie Bee okay,
and I'm going to take Elvis Durant. I got a
sausage factory over there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
All righty, Scary Jones, You're hardly ever a team captain,
so I think you should be able to choose your team.

Speaker 12 (01:42:36):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
I want to take the Courls.

Speaker 6 (01:42:38):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Thanks, process of elimination gave you your team. All right,
here we go, So, Froggy, you're up first.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
The question. We pulled one hundred people. Name a fancy
car brand that could also be the name of a stripper. Mercedes.
Show me Mercedes. The number one response four answers on
the board.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
You got number one?

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Are you gonna play or you gotta pass?

Speaker 10 (01:43:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
I want to play?

Speaker 10 (01:43:11):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
I want to play, Scottie b Uh, show me Porsche. Yes,
Oh my god, you've been to a strip club of
time or two, haven't you got?

Speaker 4 (01:43:23):
Maybe? Maybe? All right, you're on a roll, Elvis Durant.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Well ask the question again, please, maybe fancy car brand
that could also be the name of a stripper, Kia?
Why did I choose all this? Yeah, I'm sure it's
a stripper to named Kia, but it's not a.

Speaker 8 (01:43:45):
Fancy car brand. All right, all right, well, sorry, I'm
sorry about that. I'll let my team down back to you, Froggy.
We got two answers left on the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
I'm gonna go with Lexus.

Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
Lexus and you'd be crap.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Yes, the number three response on you got one left
cleaning up, Scottie b. Something you probably wouldn't be driving,
would fancy car brand that could also be the name
of a stripper?

Speaker 4 (01:44:09):
I would not be driving a Ferrari.

Speaker 6 (01:44:11):
Ferrari.

Speaker 10 (01:44:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
Have you ever had a dance from a girl named Ferrari? Mercedes? Yes, Ferrari? No,
Well go back out.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
There and find a Ferrari. Yes, sweet minus Elvis is
giving a respect.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
My next answer was going to be Douseldormon.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
That was what I was thinking to be. Yeah, Chevy,
you guys are fast. Should we go to around two?

Speaker 12 (01:44:43):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Are you ready? Scary?

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Well we've been ready, That's why we said yes, it's scary.

Speaker 19 (01:44:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Now, what is an animal you might hear on a farm?
But you must make the sound as your answer?

Speaker 4 (01:44:59):
Animal here on the farm.

Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
What is an animal you would hear on the farm,
but you must make the sound as a response. That
would be a cow, you'd be correct. The number one
response answers on the board. Answers are so dang out. Now,
what is an animal you might hear on a farm?
You must make the sound is your answer? Scary?

Speaker 4 (01:45:27):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Would that be a pig? And you'd be right? Pig
is on the board. The number three response, okay to you, gandhi,
that would be a sheep? Yes, you got seven. A
lot of animals okay, all right, a lot of farm animals. Okay,
you're you're cleaning up so far?

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
I guess that would be a chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:45:59):
No, no, no, rooster.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
A rooster is a chicken. A rooster is chicken, don't
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
No, rooster, roosters and hens are chickens.

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
All right that that could be a separate answer.

Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
Know that they are all chickens roosters, and all right. Next,
uh yeah, I'm gonna look that up. I'm guessing that's
a horse.

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
Horse noises.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
You're right the number four.

Speaker 8 (01:46:35):
By the way, let me I interrupt the show because
well it's my show. Just a rooster is an adult
male chicken or otherwise known as a cock. Speaking of
a cock. Back to the host, thank you, How does
a cock sound like?

Speaker 33 (01:46:55):
Nate?

Speaker 16 (01:46:55):
Like this?

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
All right, we're up to you, Gandhi. Name an animal
you might hear a farm, and you must make the
sound as your answer. Two responses left, Oh oh that's
a dog. Yet one might find one on a farm,
but not this farm. That's not what the people report

(01:47:17):
was in the song. Okay, back to you, scary got
two buzzes left. An animal you might hear in a farm.
Please make the sound as your so if I cluck,
that's a chicken in the head and it's not the
same thing. Okay, time is that the three seconds.

Speaker 19 (01:47:40):
On that far?

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
No cat?

Speaker 8 (01:47:45):
You know we had tons of cats on our phone.
I don't disagree, But then we called there were mousers,
there were mousers in the in the barn?

Speaker 4 (01:47:53):
What got to left?

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Can you tell us what we've said so far? You've
had cows, chickens, pigs, horses.

Speaker 21 (01:47:59):
And heap Okay, so this is not a sheep, it's
the other one. But I feel like it's the same.
What sound does it make?

Speaker 30 (01:48:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 21 (01:48:08):
I feel like it makes the same time.

Speaker 17 (01:48:10):
What are you going for?

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
You can't tell her.

Speaker 8 (01:48:15):
But I don't want.

Speaker 30 (01:48:23):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (01:48:25):
Yes, I know, I don't want.

Speaker 19 (01:48:26):
To go to that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
Let me hear it again. I'm playing on a goat?

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
That is that a goat?

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
Noise you're making?

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
That's the worst goat ever?

Speaker 17 (01:48:40):
Sound like?

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
Actually you're pretty close.

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
What does the fox say?

Speaker 21 (01:48:47):
Is the goat from the Broadway show Wicked?

Speaker 8 (01:48:51):
Okay, that's awesome. All the marbles, it's up to you.
How many songs left? One answer left on the word
the bottom one. Not many people guess this one. How
many strikes have you got? Two strikes? So it's all
up the gandhi animal you might hear in a farm?

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
Please? What is that noise?

Speaker 17 (01:49:13):
All?

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Would that be a donkey?

Speaker 19 (01:49:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
Look at that?

Speaker 19 (01:49:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Ra well I'm back to this goat that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
It does sound like you're very angry and.

Speaker 21 (01:49:48):
Honestly taking it from Wicked because when the Professor was
talking and he started to turn into a goat every
night after a few words, he would go.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Like that, it's one and one. I don't know, do
we want a time breaker?

Speaker 17 (01:50:04):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:50:04):
I think we should leave it right where we found it,
all right. Elvis who brought up the iHeart Broadway Channel.
I was listening to it this weekend and I'm like, God,
I missed those days.

Speaker 26 (01:50:18):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
We're all in the radio today, but we could have
been Broadway performers.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
We should have been Broadway missed out on us.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
I mean, I mean, I was Luther Bellis in South Pacific.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
That's intense. What's so funny, It's just funny because I'm
looking at my list.

Speaker 8 (01:50:33):
And I'm like, oh my gosh, were you in a
lot of plays and music?

Speaker 21 (01:50:36):
Tons of plays?

Speaker 12 (01:50:36):
I was.

Speaker 21 (01:50:37):
I was Audrey and Little Shop of Bars. I was
Sally and Cabaret. I was Wilhelmina and Dracula. I was
Abby in Our Snick and Old Lace, I was in
I was Pinocchio.

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
I was Oliver. Wow. Yeah, I did a lot.

Speaker 21 (01:50:49):
I mean headliner, but my goal in life was either
to perform in Disney or perform on Broadway.

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
I only would perform in Rogers and Hammerstein music.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
Oh you were a diva out it.

Speaker 8 (01:51:01):
I played Sky Masterson and Guys and Dolls. Let be
a lady tonight. What anyone with me?

Speaker 16 (01:51:08):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
Whenever you get into Broadway, your jazz hands just happen. Yeah,
they happen. It's happening right now, absolutely.

Speaker 21 (01:51:19):
Clean.

Speaker 18 (01:51:19):
Klang Klang went to trolley ding ding ding went.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
That went my heart dream the moment this show is
going to hell?

Speaker 4 (01:51:31):
What about you? Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (01:51:32):
I was quite the session. I was the Centipede and
James and the Giant Piece. I the best costume ever.
I was also Merry Weather from Sleeping Beauty the Little
Blue Fairy.

Speaker 8 (01:51:41):
Oh yeah, if you play the part of a centipede, Yes,
you gotta get there early because it takes all night
to put those shoes on.

Speaker 30 (01:51:47):
It did.

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
It took so long. My costume was amazing.

Speaker 21 (01:51:50):
When she said centipeede, I just think of that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
I remember that human human centipede. I tapped out of that.

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
My resume didn't fit, So tell me tell me some
stories from the stage.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
Okay, so the best part about being the centipede.

Speaker 5 (01:52:03):
And I'll never forget this. I'm sorry to the person
it's about. I was the first, the first centipede. Then
I had an understudy. So the understudy went on stage
after I did for God or Lines and Peede. She
peed right there on the stage. She pete where she
was standing on a chair. I'll never forget it. She
peed on the chair and then they had to like
quick call of time out clean up the chair. And
then I had to go fill in for her, and
I was like, I don't want to stand on the peachair.

Speaker 8 (01:52:25):
Thank god, she wasn't your understudy in Human Centerpede. What
would she have done on the stage? Slippery? We need
them off clean up on stage?

Speaker 19 (01:52:34):
Two?

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Well, how old when she peed? We were in fourth grade, so.

Speaker 4 (01:52:39):
High school.

Speaker 1 (01:52:42):
College.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
She was going to say that it's Froggy.

Speaker 8 (01:52:44):
Were you ever on stage? Did you ever do that stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
I did not know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Froggy was on the golf team.

Speaker 1 (01:52:51):
No, I think I did. I was in a church
play one time, and I wasn't very good, so I
wasn't asked in it anymore.

Speaker 24 (01:52:56):
That's cool.

Speaker 8 (01:52:57):
You played the Donkey. What about huge straight Natee, I
know your musical. I was a huge thespian. I did
all of the plays because I couldn't do sports because
I had asthma when I was younger.

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
My biggest why is that funny? You're You're a delicate child?

Speaker 4 (01:53:11):
Sol It was?

Speaker 1 (01:53:12):
But my biggest role was jud Fry in Oklahoma, Oh,
which are Judd is dead? Of which jud Fry does
have another song which I can't remember right now, but
it's it's this huge great It's one of the best
songs in Oklahoma.

Speaker 8 (01:53:26):
It's so great we can't remember it exactly. However, I'm
tone deaf, So they cut the song from the play.
Oh yeah, the whole play. No, it's one of those
songs that they cut because they for time or whatever.
But I auditioned and and the director just like literally
was started crying.

Speaker 1 (01:53:43):
It was so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:53:45):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
I was awful.

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
What about you scary?

Speaker 4 (01:53:50):
I went to Mark Tway School for the Gifted and Talented,
and with my dead.

Speaker 8 (01:53:53):
I wouldn't ask you the name of your school. That
was the problem was what did you What did you
play on stage?

Speaker 31 (01:53:58):
I was forced to be Riff in West Side Story
and then Don Quixote was my starring Rolet Sancho.

Speaker 1 (01:54:08):
What about you, Brody.

Speaker 38 (01:54:10):
We also went to the Gifted and Talented High School
in Drena High School. I played Alfred h Alfred Pete
Doolittle in My Fair Lady, but it was a parody
called My Fair Student.

Speaker 4 (01:54:21):
So I'm getting tested in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
God, high school sounds awful.

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
The talented, the high school for the talented, gift whatever.

Speaker 21 (01:54:31):
I cut my hand when I was doing Dracula because
there was an actual pair of scissors that were on
the stage and I cut my hand and I was
bleeding everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
But I kept going and then they got off the
they wrapped my hand up.

Speaker 8 (01:54:43):
You should have started drinking it. Stracula anyway, So I
think we should do that. We should put on a
play in the barn. Go we need to get a bar.

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
With Elvister in And this one hundred morning show said
one hundred is your number one precinct in the car.

Speaker 8 (01:55:04):
And on our free iHeartRadio app All right, shows done,
We'll come back tomorrow and do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:55:10):
Till next time.

Speaker 8 (01:55:11):
Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.