FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Haunted, Horny, and Hysterical

Things got weird fast — a caller caught her fiancé on a dating app, another admitted to a drunken stripper pole purchase, and someone may or may not have seen a ghost in Elvis’ house. Between apple-picking scams, words that make us giggle like children, and high school scandals we probably shouldn’t repeat, it’s safe to say no one’s getting out of this episode unscathed. Plus, we throw down in a few ridiculous games — hip-hop lyrics, Halloween themes, and nostalgic foods you forgot existed.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Courses of this program. We're pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Nope, straightening, you're a murderer. Yeah, I like to work out.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
If you think I'm gay, raise your hand.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Yeah, can't lie when you smoke a lot of putt?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
No, No, am I a sick bastard? Yeah, I'm pre
limber from mighty statue.

Speaker 6 (00:19):
Nope, we're just talking about nothing.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Elvister Wren in the morning show Z one hundred.

Speaker 7 (00:25):
All right, here's an interesting call from Andrea online twenty.
Hey Andrea, hey, Elvis, it's so good to hear your voice.
You sound like you're in a great mood. Considering why
we're speaking to you.

Speaker 8 (00:41):
Well, I instantly thought of Danielle when I texted in,
because Danielle would know what to do.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Okay, well hold on, come to day boy.

Speaker 7 (00:48):
When it comes to people who are straying in a relationship,
Danielle is well, she is swift and mighty when it
comes to her chastising them. So Andrea says that she
just caught her fiance swiping on a dating app.

Speaker 8 (01:07):
Right right, Yeah, I got home last night and his
phone screen was opened next to him and it was
on a swipe left or right screen, and so I
woke him up and I was like, what is this?
And he's like, oh, I was just looking.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yeah. Okay. First of all, when you woke him up
and said what is this? Was it?

Speaker 7 (01:26):
Did you sound the same as you just sounded with
us like oh what is this? Or was it like
what the is this?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:33):
How was the rude awakening when you woke him up?

Speaker 8 (01:35):
Well, I was actually really surprised with myself. I was
really calm. I literally just said what is this? Like
I because I don't I always want to give everybody
the benefit of the down wows like I approached things
a little differently.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
But you know, Andrea, first of all, loved you for
having that restraint and being open minded enough to go okay,
well hold on before I start going nutty here, let's
find out the story.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
So what was his explanation?

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Uh, He's really just said I was just looking. And
then I said, well, I don't even have that app
like I, what do you mean? You were just looking?
And then he got short, I was just looking. But
he never came back to bed last night and he
slept on the couch. So I think he knows, like, well,
he's either guilty or you know, as I'm upset.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Well, he could be me feeling a little guilty.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yea.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
So how long have you been engaged with this guy?

Speaker 8 (02:28):
A year?

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Had you ever seen anything suspicious before?

Speaker 8 (02:34):
No, but he's kind of told me before, like we
have different family perspectives. I feel like it. So he's
told me before. You know, if I'm not happy, I
would go and find happiness somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:52):
I feel like I feel like there have been maybe
some little red flags that you haven't been paying attention to. Maybe,
and this maybe because here's what I think. If he
was trying to hide this from you, it's weird that
it was just laying there open for you to see,
you know what I mean. So I'm wondering if he
wanted you to find it so that he could start

(03:13):
the conversation.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Okay, if we're going to make some assumptions, I'll make
one just assuming Hey, you know what another thing to
think about then, Gandhi, I want to hear what you
have to say. It is so easy to compartmentalize these
things and you may not send up any red flags
at all because you're great at covering things up, and
the fact that he left that open like that accidentally

(03:38):
tells me that he's probably doing.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
It a lot.

Speaker 10 (03:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
Know, because if it was just like a one, one
and off thing, it'd be like, Okay, you go to
delete this now, Gandhi, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Well, just I have a question. Did you look in
his messages to see if he was messaging any of
these women back and forth and what the conversations were Like?

Speaker 8 (03:55):
I didn't because I was afraid he would wake up,
But I took a picture of the screen so I
could likely he didn't have any like notifications or anything.
But I also did like kind of investigate on my
end as well, to like go through the app, but
you have to create a whole profile before you can
even swipe.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, no, what I was thinking too, Yeah just look.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Yeah, and it's gonna get to the point where you
drive yourself insane trying to like investigate every every square
into this.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (04:21):
You know, I think you have to think about whether
or not because he's your fiance, so obviously the next
step is getting married, So whether or not this is
something you really want deep down and whether you want
to talk to him about it and fix it? You
know what I mean, Like, really you have to look
inside you.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
So deep, Genie, and look.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
You know it's easy to say this because this isn't
happening to me. If it was me, I would burn
the house down. But you know, this is also an
opportunity for a conversation of like, you know what, Okay,
let's let's talk about this. You know, it's natural for
us to maybe figure out why you're looking around. I mean,

(05:04):
this is a good time for us to say, hey,
is what we're doing getting married really what we want
to do? Because this isn't about him as much anymore.
It's about you.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Do you want to commit to someone who is out
there and looking around? You know? Don't make it all
about him?

Speaker 7 (05:19):
And that's the mistake when someone catches someone else and
flipping around and swiping left and right, they make it
all about them. Well, no, this is your opportunity, Andrew,
to make it about you. What is it you want?
Do you want? Do you want to be with someone
who seems to not be one hundred percent committed? I
don't know, Gandhi one more thought then we'll roll on.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
I'm just really confused as to I don't even know
the answer to this anymore. Is swiping just swiping? Is
that cheating? If you are just looking at a site
and swiping your life away, and you know whatever, if
you never follow through, if you never talk to these people,
if you just want to know, do what's still get it?
Are these people still into me? Is that cheating? Or
is that just maybe a sign of insecurity on that

(05:59):
person's part.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
It could be many things. Yeah, look look at Froggy
Froggy's in.

Speaker 11 (06:04):
Yeah, I know this is going to shock you, as
I do think it is. And the reason I think
it is is because you have to create a profile.
So you have to make that effort to create the profile,
and then therefore to do that, you are you are
fully engaged into whatever you're doing, into looking to find
somebody else. It's not a case of like people say, oh,

(06:24):
well you drive by the car lot, you look right,
you're but you're not in that. There's no emotional connection there.
Once you make that emotional connection of creating a profile
and looking for somebody else, there's something going on that
needs to be discussed.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
Yeah, you don't have intent, why would you even bother,
Like it's a big process, you know, I don't see if.

Speaker 11 (06:41):
You can't do it in front of your significant other,
then you're doing something wrong.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
I mean, this is that's I mean, there's no debate.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
But these sites are full of catfishes, So I don't
know how deep you have to really go to build
a profile on a lot of them. Like I have
a friend who swims all the time and she'll try
to FaceTime somebody immediately, and half the time it is
not the person who they say it is. So but
you can't create these bunk profiles. And I do think
that there's a lot of insecurity out there and people
might just want to see how many matches can I get.

(07:07):
I don't know, not that that makes it okay. If
it makes you feel bad, that's that's where it should
be decided for you.

Speaker 9 (07:12):
I put myself and the other person choose and think,
like if it was me and I found out you
know what I mean, well, yeah I would be I
would freaking kill them.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
For sure, for sure. Absolutely.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
Look you know again again, Andrew, it's so easy for
us to sit here and say these things. And I'm
loving I'm loving our full full spectrum of thought on this.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
At the same time, it's not happening to us that
we know.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
Yeah, oh boy, so yeah, look look, you know, I
don't know. I happen to know for a fact, speaking
for a friend, you know, sometimes in a relationship you
do kind of flip around and look and see what's
out there, and maybe you do have to form See
I've never been on one of these sites, so I
don't know how much of of an investment it is

(07:57):
in creating a profile.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
There are other sites out there. You just have to
say male twenty four years old, six foot one, no, lie, lie, lie,
and then you can look and you can look all
you want.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
You know.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
So I don't know, but you know, it is an
opportunity to not shut down. Here's here's the issue I
have with what happened to you, Andrea. He slept on
the couch last night and you guys didn't have a discussion.
So in order to have in my opinion, in order
to have a healthy relationship with this guy as far
as this situation, in all situations you have in front
of you, for all the years you could be together,

(08:29):
you need to be able to have conversations and that
is not happening. This is an opportunity to see how
far you can wrap him up in the world of conversations.
He's got to be open with you, because you sound
like a very open person to me, right, you know,
and trusting.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
You haven't done that phone good for you.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Well, he knows that cheating is my deal breaker, and
so I'm like, you know, before I experienced it, I
would have said, no, leave him, But now that I'm
experiencing it, it's different.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, yeah, it's true.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
It's the same with when when you see your first ghost.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
You don't get as scared as you thought you would
be the same thing, all right, Listen, best of luck, Andrea.
You know what and it is it is so easy
just to go down that road of burning the house down,
like I said earlier, But what it sounds like the
way you're approaching it is very very calm and as
great as you can be. Look, this may turn out
to be a situation where you need to move on.

(09:22):
You don't know that at this point. So best of
luck with that, and thanks for reaching out, and I
hope you have a great day. But you've got to
he's got to talk to you. If he owes you anything.
It's that the open conversation. You are owed that as
he is from you.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
All right, Oh, thank you.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
I love each and every one of you.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
And I love your book, Alvis.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Oh thank you. Well, there you go. You should leave
him and marry me. You don't want that. That would
burn the house down. All right, take it easy, you
have a great day. There you go. Gosh, you know,
we're all waking up to a whole different scene today.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
You know, I don't know how I feel about that.
I don't know how that stuff goes.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
You know what, you don't know till you're in it.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Actually, she said, yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Yeah, she'd so brilliantly described that.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
I'm sorry? Was that funny?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Elvis Duran in the Morning SHOWE one.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Hundred producer Sam Oh, Hi, would you have for dinner
last night?

Speaker 5 (10:23):
What did I have for ooh?

Speaker 12 (10:24):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (10:24):
Penny vodka? Delicious? And how do I know my stomach
still rumbling?

Speaker 6 (10:29):
Is that what that noise is with my stomach?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Apologies?

Speaker 6 (10:32):
As long as there's no odor, we're fine. Who are scary?

Speaker 5 (10:36):
And you could tell by his glasses as well?

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yeah, you always wear glasses when you read the horsgopes.
Some the horoscope specs on.

Speaker 14 (10:42):
Hey with your birthday today, Happy birthday to you. You
share it with people like Bruno, Mars, Bella Thorne, Nick Cannon,
Chevy Chase, Sigourney Weaver, and Matt Damon.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
What a party, Livra. You don't have to be on
all the time. Let someone else take the lead today.
Your day's a nine.

Speaker 13 (10:59):
Hey, Scorpios, It's okay to let people see your softer side.
Trust makes you stronger, not weaker. Your day's of seven Sagittarius.

Speaker 14 (11:06):
Your head is already on next week, but slow down.
There's good stuff right in front of you. Your days
an eight Capricorn.

Speaker 13 (11:12):
Your energy is magnetic. People don't know where to place you,
and that's a good thing.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Your days of.

Speaker 14 (11:17):
Six Aquarius, Your quirky side is exactly what wins the
room today.

Speaker 13 (11:21):
Lean into it your days an eight Pisces. Your passion
is loud, but don't let it sound like an argument.
Channel it your day's ten aries.

Speaker 14 (11:29):
The simple pleasures hit hard today. Coffee, music or nap
could change everything. Your day's of nine.

Speaker 13 (11:35):
Hey, Taurus, you are the friend who always shows up
regardless of how you feel, and that's a superpower.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Your days of seven.

Speaker 14 (11:42):
Gemini, Your words are lightning, powerful, fast, and impossible to
take back.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Think first, your day's a five.

Speaker 13 (11:49):
Hey, cancer, your shell feels safe, but vulnerability gets you
what you really want.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Your days an eight, Leo.

Speaker 14 (11:55):
Someone's trying to match your energy, but no one does
it like you.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Your day's a six.

Speaker 13 (11:59):
And finally, Virgo, stop comparing yourself to everyone else. Your
timeline is yours alone. Your day's a nine, and those
are you? Wednesday morning Horoscopes?

Speaker 7 (12:08):
Is Eddie on the line because we had Eddie on
I think last week? Interesting guy working uh overnight at Hello?
Are you working overnight at the crazy hotel again?

Speaker 15 (12:19):
Oh my god, I am. By the way, y'all got
me like stopping moist just to let you know, like
I'm stopping.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
At okay, why are you?

Speaker 15 (12:27):
Oh she's right on side now, y'all make me so excited.

Speaker 16 (12:31):
My armpits a moist you know?

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (12:36):
Well you thinking all?

Speaker 6 (12:40):
I hear you had an interesting weekend? What'd you do?
What happened?

Speaker 15 (12:44):
Let me tell you? Oh my god, So first of all,
I need coming to still tee. But this lady yelled
at me, impeded on my building because I want to
tell her where her cheating husband was staying.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Okay, so let's back up, so keep him on.

Speaker 7 (12:58):
Eddie works thenights at a hotel and a lot of
interesting characters come and go.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
So she what happened.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
She approached you at the desk and said, Hey, I
know my husband's here cheating on me.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
What room's in? Is that how it went?

Speaker 15 (13:12):
Basically? She said, I see my husband's truck in the
car in the parking lot.

Speaker 17 (13:15):
What room is in?

Speaker 15 (13:16):
And I said, I have no idea sneeches, good stitches.
I'm from New York. I don't know nothing.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
Okay, wow. So she went outside and peed on the building.

Speaker 15 (13:27):
She literally went down a few feet and pulled down
her pants and pede And when I yelled at her,
she yelled at me saying I shouldn't call her out
while she's doing number one.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
It's not done yet.

Speaker 15 (13:43):
And then this lady had the audacity to say, Okay,
I'm leaving and I look at the camera and she's
pooping in the bushes.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
No, no, she pooped in your bushes.

Speaker 15 (13:58):
Life, Lucy, I am traumatized.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
Oh here's the thing you're gonna keep in mind, Eddie,
people people aren't they're not themselves these days. Everyone is different,
everyone is, everyone's living these crazy lives. But you shouldn't
take advantage of Eddie and his not so Great hotel
by beeping in the bushes.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
That's not good. She sounds super easy.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Well, Eddie, look, you are seeing a whole different world
that we're seeing work in the overnights at the not
so great hotel.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
You keep in touch with us, let us know, let
us know what's going on.

Speaker 18 (14:30):
Okay, Oh yes, definitely. I just wanted to say, also,
thank y'all so much for everything you do. You guys
have helped me so much, from my coming out to
my dad passing away to I'm gonna start crying just
you guys have helped me with so many things in
my life that y'all don't know how much you change
my heart and so many different people. So thank you
so much.

Speaker 15 (14:48):
Danielle, I love you, Gandhi, I love you all of you.
Just thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Eddie.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
You know what, Eddie, keep in mind that you're You're
the reason we come in every day, just you and
we we just want to let you know that we're
out here, we're here for it's it's a weird relationship.
It's unusual, but that's okay. I think we're all used
to unusual these days. And I hope you take care.

Speaker 19 (15:06):
Eddie.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
Will hear from you soon?

Speaker 15 (15:07):
Okay, Yes, Can I ask you for a favor?

Speaker 6 (15:10):
You can ask whatever you want?

Speaker 15 (15:12):
Can you choke your microphone for me? I've always wanted
to say I got choked.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
You see I can't. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
I only choke my microphone when people go on and
on and on and I can't stop them. But you,
you're you're entertaining, and you're you're a delight to have
on the phone. So hopefully you know someone will call
today and you may hear a microphone choke it. You
may hear it, but not you.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
You deserve better. We love you.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
That's free.

Speaker 16 (15:34):
Well, thank you so much.

Speaker 15 (15:35):
I'm gonna just say I got choke this though, So
y'all have a good day.

Speaker 20 (15:41):
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Speaker 6 (15:47):
I want to read his nuts one because she gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
If we're all go take another bite? Okay? Well, what
is his review of our podcast?

Speaker 14 (15:54):
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podcast dummies.

Speaker 21 (16:01):
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Speaker 1 (16:08):
El Mister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
On Now Mister Ran in the morning Show.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
See you one hundred.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Time, Melissa.

Speaker 22 (16:19):
Fine.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
All right, So you were having a little cocktail and
decided to go online and do some shopping.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
What did you end up buying? Why are you were
buzz shopping?

Speaker 23 (16:28):
I ended up this a stripper pole that is still
on the in the box in my basement. It has
all the bells and whistles, it plays music, it spins.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Wait, wait, wait, hold.

Speaker 7 (16:39):
On, let's talk about this stripper pole. It has all
the so to me as tripper poles just to pull,
That's what I thought. But this one is lighting on
it and its own music.

Speaker 23 (16:48):
Yeah, I don't think it has music. I didn't look
at all the details.

Speaker 24 (16:51):
It might you never know.

Speaker 23 (16:52):
It was about three hundred four hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I wonder if we could sell that on Poshmark.

Speaker 23 (16:57):
You think you might be able to help me out
because it's still in the box. I have it even
opened it.

Speaker 7 (17:01):
Okay, And so you you left everyone else in the
celebration to go online and buy a stripper pole.

Speaker 23 (17:07):
No, I was sitting at home, stuck by myself with
my child.

Speaker 7 (17:11):
Oh my god, I gotta tell you. So you bought
a four hundred dollars triple pole. That's not that's not bad.
It could have been a lot worse. So do you
ever plan on taking it out? Maybe hang uh, plants
on it or something.

Speaker 25 (17:24):
I mean, well, I had.

Speaker 23 (17:26):
The whole setup once I got it. I came up
with a whole strategy until I realized that my ceilings
are those drop ceilings that I can't even put it into.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
Oh so I.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Have no use, So you need to sell it. I'm
sure somebody will buy it somewhere.

Speaker 23 (17:41):
There's I'm working one day, and you know, one day
in the future I'll be able to use it. So
I just hold on.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
Yeah, you never know that, right.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
There's an aspect of the pole though, that just disturbed me.
Did you say it spins on its own?

Speaker 16 (17:53):
It does?

Speaker 5 (17:54):
I always thought the sturfers were spinning the pole.

Speaker 23 (17:57):
It's a as that as. Actually it has its own.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
I lost all my respect, has its own motor?

Speaker 6 (18:03):
It does? Wow? Really? No, No, No, it's a motorized
stripper pole. Okay, this is awesome.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
No, it's like witchcraft.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
It's fabulous. All right, Well, why are you wasting time
on the phone when you could be polling right now? Listen?

Speaker 7 (18:26):
Well, good luck with that. See, sometimes we have a
little cocktail and we ordered tripper.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Thank you listen. Thanks for listening to it. It's nice
to know she's listening.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
I wonder if well I don't wonder. Actually, well, I'm
glad they don't have the glow in the dark stripper
poles at the strip club because you don't know what no, no, no, yeah.

Speaker 12 (18:42):
It's.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Yeah or whatever those things.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
I know when I when I have a cocktail and
go shopping, it's usually for socks and shoes.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Oh really yeah, you like socks.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
I need socks, but shoes. We got a shoe problem.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
You have a shoe problem. When we're sober.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
You don't have any room to call anyone shoe a haulic.

Speaker 9 (19:04):
I just ordered something online to help organize my shoes more.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
And this is going to solve all my problems. I've decided.
I came up on my Instagram.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
This is another thing, Instagram shopping.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh, they've got it nailed.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Pop up things are bad.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
Yeah, I know, I bought something else, it doesn't matter. Hello, Brian,
how are you doing well?

Speaker 12 (19:24):
All right?

Speaker 7 (19:24):
So you were drinking a little bitay, So you were
drinking a little bit.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
You went online and what did you buy?

Speaker 16 (19:32):
I bought a Harley Davidson.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Oh my, I bought a hog really, Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (19:40):
I woke up.

Speaker 22 (19:41):
I woke up in the morning with a bunch of
friends going did you get it?

Speaker 16 (19:45):
Did you get it?

Speaker 22 (19:46):
And I had no idea what they were talking about
until they led me to the computer. And I had
been on eBay shopping and I did on four different bikes,
but I won one of the bits.

Speaker 16 (19:58):
Okay, so I've never on a motorcycle before.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
Let's stop right there. You've never been on a motorcycle.
So you went onto eBay and bought a Harley.

Speaker 16 (20:10):
Seems like the logical thing.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
To do, Okay. So what happened next?

Speaker 16 (20:17):
What happens next is I went to the bank and
I got a loan.

Speaker 22 (20:21):
Then I rented a U haul and drove down to
Washington from New York and asked the gentleman to put
it on my trailer for me.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
So then what happened?

Speaker 16 (20:36):
I read the book.

Speaker 22 (20:37):
On the manual on how to drive it on the way.

Speaker 16 (20:39):
Home, and I learned how to ride it.

Speaker 22 (20:41):
I had it for about five six years, and then
I had a child and had to get rid of it.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Okay, yeah, look at that, you know what? Okay?

Speaker 7 (20:48):
So something good did come out of drunk ordering. You
learned how to ride a Harley. You owned a real
Harley Davidson, which absolutely love it in and of itself
is something most of will never do. You learn to
ride a motorcycle, and then you knew when you needed
to be responsible to get rid of it.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Look at that you did well. I think you did well.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, I think you did do it.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
Yah, you're gonna get drunk by a heart. It just
makes sense.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
So do you have any regrets at all? Any regrets
note at all to hear that? Aw Well, thanks for listening, Brian.
It's an honor having.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
You out there.

Speaker 16 (21:25):
Thank you have a great Thank guys.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Thank you very much. See look at that.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
My credit card would revolt if I tried to buy
something like that yet, right, you.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Know he took out a loan at a bank.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Oh god, I think my bank would revolt to Isn't
that crazy?

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Hello? Boris?

Speaker 12 (21:39):
Hey, how are you doing? Well?

Speaker 7 (21:40):
It wasn't you, but a friend. A friend had something
to drink online and bought what Yeah, he ended up
buying a farm tractor for three thousand dollars.

Speaker 16 (21:49):
Didn't know till two days.

Speaker 12 (21:50):
Later when he showed up in his front yard on
a trailer.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
For oh Man, did he need a trade a tractor?

Speaker 15 (21:57):
No, he had no idea.

Speaker 16 (21:58):
The best part is ended up keeping it and using
it for flowing.

Speaker 12 (22:01):
The driveway during the winter.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
Okay, when you bought a tractor, yeah, had several tractors.
What's so funny?

Speaker 12 (22:08):
You have a little forty though?

Speaker 19 (22:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Somebody driving drunk and then it fell offering them.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
I don't drive my tractor while drinking. All right, okay,
so did your friend? Did your friends still have the tractor?

Speaker 12 (22:21):
Yeah, last time.

Speaker 16 (22:22):
I talked to him, still has it.

Speaker 26 (22:23):
Uses it fun there you go?

Speaker 6 (22:25):
All right, so certains.

Speaker 7 (22:26):
Maybe we make decisions when we're not aware of it,
but it's actually the right decision. He bought a tractor, yeah, sir,
for John Deere. All right, Boris, thank you?

Speaker 6 (22:34):
What's that? Scary?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Text?

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Came in?

Speaker 14 (22:36):
Somebody was drinking wine watching Big Bang Theory and saw
the serial dispensers they use on the set.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
And then googled them and bought them. Yeah, and now
they have serial dispensers in their kitchen, the kind when
you turn the crank in the cereal. I like that.
See these aren't all bad. Hello, Jesse, Heyning, Jesse, morning, morning,
morning over a beautiful morning.

Speaker 27 (23:00):
So yeah, I bought uh, what I thought was a
like a besk lamp size plant for like my work dusk.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Turned out to be.

Speaker 17 (23:10):
A small tree, and now I have.

Speaker 27 (23:14):
I was two glasses in for wine and then a
friend of mine was like, oh, so we did two shots,
and I suddenly got on my phone and so you know,
I'm on home depot buying a house plant, and it
was this. It's now like a four foot tree. And
I'm only a few weeks in to have no idea
what this thing.

Speaker 8 (23:33):
Is going to turn into.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
It's it's where is it? Is it inside?

Speaker 27 (23:38):
It's inside right now, because that's just a purpose for
what I bought it for.

Speaker 18 (23:41):
It was supposed to be a.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
House plant, right, but it's a house tree. It's going
to grow through the ceiling. Yeah, he's going to start
talking to you, semur feed me.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
All right, Jess like, what.

Speaker 18 (24:00):
The hell are you going to do with this? I
don't know, but I know.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
But the trick is to get it out before it's
too big to get out of the house. So will
you keep up with us and let us know how
it's growing and everything. I'm kind of curious.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Yeah, will fine, Thank you very much. Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
Sturned it as a house plant. Now it's like an
eight foot tree in my living room.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
One time I was really hammered out a restaurant and
I tried to buy all the lobsters in the tank
to take them out to the ocean and let them go.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (24:25):
They told me, no, why not?

Speaker 12 (24:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
That's what the person that was with me, he was like,
give her the lobster she wants to buy them. Given
to her. They're like, no, we can't do that. You
just said you want to take them out to the
harbor and let them go.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
But so, you know, what do you do have to
be careful about when you buy things on Amazon or whatever.
Make sure you look at the size because it tells
you how many interests home. Because we've had we know
someone who bought furniture she bought a new chest of
drawers for her bedroom.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
It turned out to be for a dollhouse.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh yeah, that's not gonna work.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
It was the price not indicative.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
I don't know. Question. Finally, yeah, if it's a two
dollar George. Finally we talked to Sean. Hey, Sean, Hey,
how's it going out doing? Okay? You got drunk? You
went online and what'd you buy?

Speaker 15 (25:09):
I had a little too much to drink, and uh,
I got it a little crazy. I got a hundred
Brillo pads and a harmonica.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
That sounds like a party you need a hundreds for.

Speaker 16 (25:22):
Oh, but the deal was just there.

Speaker 15 (25:24):
I thought, I I good news.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
Brio pads don't go bad. But tell me more about
that harmonica. Do you play that a lot?

Speaker 15 (25:32):
Unfortunately I never got to learn how to play it.

Speaker 7 (25:36):
I think you can self teach harmonica, you know what
I'm saying. I think you can learn on your own.
Sometimes we drink, Sometimes we buy things. Sometimes it's Brillo pads.
Sometimes as a tractor. I can't wait to get buzzed
tonight and go shopping.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Who's with me? Yeah, all right, come with me?

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 21 (25:57):
Elvis Da ran in the morning show Elvister Wrean in
the Morning Show one hundred.

Speaker 7 (26:08):
If I want apples or pumpkins, I'll just go to
the grocery store. That's no, they have them there. I
don't want to go picking.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
That's for like other seasons. This is the season you
go pick them yourself.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
I don't want to pick them, all right. I don't
want strawberries unless they're already picked. I don't want and
so yeah, so yesterday we went to the apple picking place,
but didn't pick the apples. They picked them for us.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Well, I saw little meme the other day that said,
why would I pay five dollars for a bag of
apples at the grocery store when I could pay thirty
six and wear flannel and eighty eight degree weather?

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Exactly.

Speaker 9 (26:34):
But I don't understand is why would you go to
the apple picking place to get the apples that you.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Can just go to the grocery store to.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Get the apple Because we were, we were within walking
distance to them. It's a long story. But the apples, No,
I'm not gonna go picking apples.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
It's so much fun when you get the rotten ones
and you toss them at each other.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
That's my favorite I love that. I'm suspecting friends to
peg them right in the back of the head.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Bam. I'm not finding any fun in anything.

Speaker 9 (27:02):
Applesider had the doughnuts and then they have the big picker.
You know, they give you that big long stick because
you can't get the high ones and you got to
use the picker.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Fix used to call straight and e's the big picker.
Stop it, hey, big picker? Hey, Hey, uh me? Hello?
Is this Bethany?

Speaker 28 (27:18):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (27:19):
What's going on? Bethany?

Speaker 29 (27:21):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (27:22):
Well, you know, so last night I pulled a zip
block bag out of the package.

Speaker 30 (27:26):
And I've been a little too dramatic and I hit
myself right in the eyeball with it.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
She scratched your eyeball with a zip block bag.

Speaker 15 (27:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (27:34):
So now I'm wondering, like, do you have to go
to an eye doctor for that?

Speaker 23 (27:37):
Can I go to my.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
Medical advice? I would go to an eye specialist, Yeah,
I would.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (27:48):
There's kind of some like goody stuff happening. It's not
pretty and now I can't wear I make up to
work today and I'm stressing out.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
I know what You're about to lose an eyeball. But
the thing that worries you is you can't look you know,
you can't put an eye make up?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
All right, I'd be way more worried about the.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Goopy, you know, I would, I would go. I would
go as soon as you could.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
I mean, you never know.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
You're probably fine, but it's it's good to know and
if there, if there needs to be something to correct it,
they'll do it for you and give you some ointment
or whatever you news. But yeah, you need to go
see that doctor.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Please do.

Speaker 17 (28:18):
Oh okay, I will. I just freaked me out. So
this is just stressing me out this morning.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
Well I know, but you know what, you'll be much
less stressed once you go to the doctor and get
it done. Don't don't sit on that.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
But who has is this locked?

Speaker 31 (28:31):
Bay?

Speaker 17 (28:32):
Cut them in the eye? Like I have to go
tell a stranger of this now?

Speaker 16 (28:35):
Well I guess I told everybody.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
Yeah you know what it's we call those freak accidents.

Speaker 17 (28:40):
Yeah you're okay?

Speaker 23 (28:42):
All right, Well thanks guys, all right.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
Get your eye to the to a doctor as a.

Speaker 17 (28:47):
Yes, I will do.

Speaker 31 (28:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Thanks for calling medical line.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Anyway else.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Others love diagnosing over the phone. It's their favorite.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
What's wrong?

Speaker 12 (28:57):
Scary?

Speaker 6 (28:58):
Well, I was using. You don't like apple pick that's
a full activity.

Speaker 14 (29:01):
But can we talk about how hay rides are another
full activity that is just simply pointless because they put
you in the back of a truck with bales of hay.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
They ride you around. Sometimes it's haunted.

Speaker 7 (29:11):
Well, no, if it's a haunted hay ride, I like
it when they comes chasing you with a chainsaw and
stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
I'm but I like regular hay rides too because they're
this is run. They're bumpy, and I like when it's
like like bumping all over the place.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I think it's fun. You guys, you think scary.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Hay rides make me realize I am really just not
suited for fall because as soon as I start sneezing.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
Yeah, you guys, I don't like apple picking. You don't
like hay rides where summer boys?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
What Elvis? I want to go to a corn maze
with you.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
You would be fun in a corn maze, you know
if they if they gave us like golf carts.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Okay, what straight, nye? Apple picking is the biggest scam
in the universe.

Speaker 20 (29:56):
I'm sorry you we went We tried to go apple
picking because my girlfriend wanted a picture picking apples. So
we're on the way there and I'm like, why is
the traffic so bad? Because we had the GPS pulled up.
We were half a mile away. It was going to
take forty five minutes to get there because all these
people want to pick apples. Everyone wanted to pick apples.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
You go, pay to pick apples. It's free labor. They're
paying you to do their labor.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
They're paying you they picked the apples that you're going
to pay this right, you're paying them.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
You're paying them.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
If we're smart, they would have a season for everything,
like oh, it's all of season. It's season season, orange season.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
And then you know what happens.

Speaker 9 (30:35):
You get home and you have too many apples, so
you wind up having to go and give them to
Grandma and give them to.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
You're never going to stamp a fortune.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
It's like those places where you have to make your
own food. They put like the little thing the pot
in the middle and you put your meat in it,
and it's more expensive.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
I refuse to go to a restaurant, righte cook, and
to chain a restaurant called you cook?

Speaker 6 (30:58):
I think, yeah, like.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
A melting pot, you cook for me?

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Yeah, you put my apples.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
You're doing it.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
You guys are no fun. I love being outside. The
fun is being outside with your family and your friends.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
That's what it's all about.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
And then we go have cocktails and the donuts.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
I mean it's like checking out in the self checkout
line at the home depot.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
I like that because it's much quicker. Well no, I
mean now we're gonna like go to the dentist and
pull our own teeth out.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
I think they know and I would have fun apple
picking apples all times around.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
I'm gonna pull a cavity out of my own head
today and charge myself for it.

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Speaker 6 (32:14):
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Speaker 6 (33:10):
We'll see if.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
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Speaker 6 (33:15):
Where Gandhi went to school in Florida. Yeah, you guys
really were just bad kids.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Bad kids. Yeah, there's a lot going on with Flanagan.
It was it's I don't know if it's still way
too big, but it's humongous, and then it's right in
the middle of some very affluent areas, and then it's
like hood adjacent, so you have kids from all different
walks of life converging in one places.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
We love diversity.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yes, oh it was the most diverse place ever.

Speaker 7 (33:41):
Well that's a good thing. Yeah, but also it's a
recipe for some crazy Shenanigans.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Yes, Shenanigans at Flanagan Plantaga and at Flannagan Plantic and Shenanigan.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
The way it's set up, it's like there are it's
like a campus, so there are all these different buildings
that you have to walk outside to get from one
building to the other. We had police on horseback. It
was just there's a lot going on.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
But what was the porn with a snake in the face.
There's a sex tape and the whole school saw it. Yeah,
that's another not good, not.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Good at all.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
So a guy and a girl were dating. He hooked
up with somebody else and there was a video made.
The girl he was dating found out got a hold
of said video through a viewing party so that everybody
could see the video. There was a snake involved, very weird.
Then the cops found out about what happened, came to
the school to ask her about what happened and get

(34:32):
a copy of this video. The guy ended up going
to jail because he had already graduated and the girl
that he hooked up hooked up with was like fourteen
at the time.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
There was going on. Not good. That was one of
the many layers to the story.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Many layers tell us.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
What else happened at Flanagan. By the way, everyone at
Flanagan was like, oh my god, yours on the radio today.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Are you talking about the poop bandit?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Have you heard about the Danielle the Flannagan poop Band?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Tell me?

Speaker 5 (34:53):
So, you know, you could make those morning announcements. But
the way it was made was you could call from
any phone as long as there was a code that
you knew to put in right. So somebody got the
code and then would call and you would just hear
the little like beaming and all they would say was poop.
Sometimes it would be poopity, poop, poop, but it was hilarious.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Figure the poop band it was.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
I got I got info way later about who apparently
the poop band it was.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
We have a poop banded here. But they don't just
say poop.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
They do they leave it on the wall.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
A little different.

Speaker 32 (35:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (35:28):
On our high school, we had many incidents, but one
was one of our teachers who was who was gay,
used to take us out to.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
The gay bars. Oh well, I was fourteen years old.
Whoh hell.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
We we had a lot of fun, but you know,
it all caught up to this teacher and you know,
oh yeah, there's that summer.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
What about you, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
I had one of my friend's boyfriends killed the block
down the block from the school. I had a friend boyfriend,
not my boyfriend, my friend's boyfriend. I had a friend.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
We think he jumped from somebody's roof, but we're not.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
It's the Bronx said incidents.

Speaker 9 (36:07):
But there was that one time where all the girls
got jumped on the bus and they thought I was
there causing problems. I wasn't, but they came after us anyway.
And this one girl spit on me so many times
on the bus. And my one girlfriend she had like
she had footprints on her face.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
It was crazy.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
I'm sorry. There's nothing fun about any of these. I
grew up in the Bronx. Where do you want from it?
They got to be some crazy craft that went on
no poop bandits? Uh, what's up her, Garrett?

Speaker 20 (36:33):
So our football coach got arrested. Here's why. So I
went to Mont Senior Farrell and Staten Island care Go ahead,
give the name of that school, that's right, because it
was headlines everywhere. So his office was in a trailer
on the football field, and no one understood why he
didn't have a normal office inside the school. Turns out
he was also a side drug dealer, So he was
coaching football and then on the side selling drugs out

(36:56):
of the container where all the football equipment was.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Huh, Staten Island, baby.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
There you go. You should read some of these text messages.
What do you got there? Scary?

Speaker 14 (37:04):
We had the dumpster fire in our school, the dumpster
fire incident where we would go outside and hang out
at lunch time and then once that fire happened, never
to be let back out again.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
The end.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
But at least these text messages crazy, some of them are.
I don't even know who you can talk about halving
these things.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
I mean, you know what, Look, you know, when you're
in high school, that's a very interesting age where you're
coming of age, but you're still you know, immature in
many ways, and.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
So crazy crap goes down. I don't know what's that,
Scottie being.

Speaker 33 (37:36):
There was a big test in our high school, JFK
on Long Island, Gohawks, and one of the kids poured
a big jug of muriatic acid in the hallway. Oh
that just it like blinded everybody, and everybody had to
be evacuated.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
And then another time it actually blinded everyone in the
high school.

Speaker 33 (37:52):
It got into your your eyes, on your We didn't
do that, but what we did is we put crickets
in the heating vents. Oh so they were running through
all the classrooms making cricket noises and nobody could concentrate.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Well, speaking of, we have some talkback.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
I need this.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
Let's see here's what happened in this school.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Let's see so in my high school, a group of
students let a.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Whole box of baby chicks go like in.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
The four years and they went everywhere. It took like
two days to find them all baby chicks.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
And then there's this. This one actually made national NEWSS.

Speaker 34 (38:23):
Did for wearing a dress to prom.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
There was a guy who wore addressed to.

Speaker 34 (38:28):
PROMSTD for wearing a dress to prom, for inciting a riot.
He was on the Mario Covid Show and MTV called
him about doing something with Aerosmith and the dude looks
like a lady.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Oh, another incident in high school.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Some of the stuff I read on those text messages
was nuts. They said one girl had a baby at
Disney World and nobody even knew she was pregnant.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
It happens.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Those are Danielle's face.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Love of those shows. I didn't know I was pregnant. Whatever.
When I was pregnant twice, I knew it both times.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
Here's one the science teacher did a class experiment. The
girls had to wear bikinis and he had them get
changed and they found a video camera recording them.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
He used to say he was fired. See that's the.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Perfect Did you imagine needless to say, he kept his job.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
He stayed around. Good morning, Renee, Hi, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 7 (39:24):
We're doing okay. Some of these stories are sad, but
some of them are very entertaining.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
What happened to you?

Speaker 35 (39:32):
So one year, every year, I should say, the health
teacher in high school would always show the driver's at
video and the teacher would put the video in, go
sit in the back of the library and read his paper.
So one year a group of guys said, you know what,
right after they show the video for the last time
that year, why don't we steal the video dub a
porn over it? And then the following year they knew

(39:54):
when they were going to watch the video again, they
all quote how to get a book as the library.
So they went to the library, or the teacher put
in the video, go to the back of the library,
and all of a sudden, you heard the music, and
the teacher dove over the table, ran to the TV
and tried to yank out of video as quickly.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
No one was harmed. It's a nice innocent porn on
the driver said the video story.

Speaker 35 (40:24):
There was a health class, so I mean you hear
a little bit of course, exactly all right, thank you, Renate,
have a great day.

Speaker 15 (40:33):
No problem.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
Here's one. We had a student poop in the bottom
of a vending machines. When people bought something, it fell
down in the boop, they grabbed it. Come on in Erie, Pennsylvania,
straight and eight. Nothing ever happened in your house.

Speaker 20 (40:54):
We went to a private Catholic school, so I mean
we had well, we did have a phantom pooper, like
a lot of people, and they would go in the
urinal and the legend was it was so large the
janitor had to remove it and put it in foil and.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
Throw it away. I don't think that's true.

Speaker 20 (41:11):
I don't know, but that's what somebody's That's what Jeff
Jack Glassie told me, and I believe that.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
Froggy he's having issues with connection.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Hello Laura, Hi Elvis, how are you.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
We're doing well? What happened in your school?

Speaker 8 (41:30):
Someone sprayed pepper spray into our ventilation system, so we
all had to be evacuated and then we got a
half day people.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
There's something funny about that. I'm going to go back
to the group bandit, but I have to alight. Laura,
Thank you, hang on you too, have a great day.

Speaker 20 (41:52):
I guarantee somebody had a test that they didn't study.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
Someone did that at our school with a bomb threat.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Let's give anybody ideas.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
You know your school was full of just hooligans.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
I'm telling.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
It was.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
And I got a text message from some of my
friends that are down there and they said, it's still
a crap show over there.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
So okay, and they're listening right now.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Been closed down, but we won't talk.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
About that, Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Who chooses to get up at this time?

Speaker 21 (42:20):
I know, early morning, Elvis Duran in the morning, don't
answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
Scary recorded a bunch of Sopranos episodes to Tony Soprano's voice,
put it in the computer, called people in the South,
and had Tony Soprano talking to the people. They think
they're having a conversation with a real live person. Scary
first calls a Russian restaurant because they talked about their Rooskies.

(42:54):
Then Scary calls a psychologist's office. Tony Soprano has a
conversation with them, and then Tony Soprano dials a series
of gun dealers in the South to try to get
a gun deal going Tony soprano calls the South.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Deally Rushian. Hello, Hello, how you doing?

Speaker 12 (43:12):
You're fine?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Who it's me?

Speaker 26 (43:15):
Yeah, it's me looking for this rush He's a friend
of Atlana Carolinko, Carolina, you know Arena's cousin?

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (43:23):
Yeah, what company?

Speaker 4 (43:25):
All right? Ruski Valerie looks for Slava Ruski? What Leo's show?
Five grand I don't know what you're talking about. Hello,
my nephew on a phone.

Speaker 12 (43:36):
Hello, I don't understand what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
What did you you know Arena's cousin, Arena's cousin.

Speaker 12 (43:42):
I don't know, Sir.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
I can you deal with Slava? You take the heat,
you pay the price, cabies.

Speaker 12 (43:50):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (43:51):
So, uh, where's your friend? You know? Hello? Do you
understand what I'm saying to you? Hello?

Speaker 6 (43:57):
I don't understand you.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Oh really?

Speaker 15 (44:00):
Who is it?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
You know Arena's Cousin's cousin? Oh?

Speaker 26 (44:04):
I know about this guys. He tries a livery cab.
It wasn't very nice to someone important to me.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Delivery cab?

Speaker 18 (44:09):
Who is it?

Speaker 15 (44:10):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (44:11):
A husky Valerie.

Speaker 18 (44:13):
They don't have a delivery cords. This story is the
road number.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
I'm not already what what are you? Stupid? Huh?

Speaker 12 (44:21):
Stupid?

Speaker 26 (44:21):
So hello, Hello, Look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Seeing somebody patient of yours.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Okay, she's smarty, sexy, she's Italian.

Speaker 29 (44:36):
I'm sorry what being.

Speaker 26 (44:37):
With Gloria makes me happier than all your prozac and
your therapy bullshit combined. Hold on a second, don't get jealous,
your fult we've met in the first place.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Hold on what it is she makes me happy?

Speaker 29 (44:51):
So are you trying to talk to you?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
What are my chances to kidnapping you for the rest
of the afternoon?

Speaker 29 (44:55):
What did you say.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Anywhere you want to go? I'm going nuts thinking about you.

Speaker 29 (45:00):
But if you want to talk to me, you call
me back.

Speaker 36 (45:02):
What do you have my son number?

Speaker 12 (45:04):
Call me back?

Speaker 29 (45:05):
You get on his sign. I don't even think you
know who you're calling.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Don't get smart with me.

Speaker 29 (45:09):
Yeah we sure aren't we?

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Oh Jesus Christ, are.

Speaker 29 (45:13):
You wanting something? Are you wanting to talk to me
about something?

Speaker 4 (45:16):
I haven't met anybody like you.

Speaker 29 (45:18):
I'm sorry, what I know?

Speaker 32 (45:19):
Things haven't been so good with us lately. It's just
anything we're able to happen here, you know.

Speaker 29 (45:25):
When you start speaking English, then you can talk to
me until then. Get off my ass?

Speaker 4 (45:30):
What are you stupid?

Speaker 29 (45:32):
Huh you shove it?

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Oh? Really?

Speaker 12 (45:37):
Hello? How you doing all right?

Speaker 37 (45:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
It's me?

Speaker 12 (45:40):
Who is me?

Speaker 4 (45:41):
You know Arena's cousin Arena? Who whisky Valerie?

Speaker 12 (45:45):
You must have the wrong number. I don't know what
you're talking about.

Speaker 26 (45:48):
Oh I know about this guys. He tries a livery cab.
He wasn't very nice to someone important to me.

Speaker 12 (45:53):
Well, what can I do for you?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
You're just starting to worry me. You got a problem?

Speaker 12 (45:58):
Have you got a problem?

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Hey? Take any Well?

Speaker 12 (46:00):
Look what can I do for you?

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Looking for this Russian? Well he is your friend of
flet Lina Carolinko.

Speaker 12 (46:05):
I don't have any idea who she is.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Don't your job to make my job? Yea?

Speaker 12 (46:09):
I hear you too.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Here my nephew on a phone?

Speaker 12 (46:12):
What nephew? What? Listen?

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Just screwing everything up your football career? Don a dream?

Speaker 12 (46:18):
Who are you trying to get in touch with?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Can I go one?

Speaker 12 (46:22):
Go ahead with what you want to talk about.

Speaker 26 (46:24):
But let's be clear on this right now. Just chuck
across out from under a rock. He's your problem, not mine.

Speaker 12 (46:30):
My problem.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Hey, take it easy.

Speaker 12 (46:32):
You take it easy, my friend.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Don't get smart with me.

Speaker 12 (46:35):
You show your he sup over here my house and
I'll show you how smart I'll get.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Oh really.

Speaker 38 (46:42):
Shot?

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Hello? Hello, there is fresh Prince of New Jersey.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
How you doing do fine?

Speaker 26 (46:49):
There is something maybe you can help me with. There
is something maybe you can help me with.

Speaker 39 (46:58):
Okay, a young man and who voked for us for sanitation?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
He he died?

Speaker 19 (47:06):
Who?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Who?

Speaker 16 (47:08):
Get on?

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Know?

Speaker 19 (47:09):
Who are you calling?

Speaker 4 (47:10):
He died? That's all look related that. Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?

Speaker 19 (47:15):
No, So let me get somebody else on the phone.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Hang on, don't get smart with me.

Speaker 19 (47:19):
Listen.

Speaker 12 (47:20):
I don't know who you are, what you want.

Speaker 19 (47:21):
I can't get smart with him. Just trying to understand you.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
You ain't getting off that easy.

Speaker 19 (47:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (47:26):
Who you are.

Speaker 19 (47:27):
I don't think you know who you're talking to.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
You did you wrap the package?

Speaker 19 (47:30):
I have no idea what you're referring to.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Is there any where the package could survive? What package?
Is there any way the package could survive?

Speaker 19 (47:38):
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
I got a meeting with Slava. I could be walking
into a.

Speaker 19 (47:43):
Who Slava is Chleida. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hey, this is
Wendy w.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
If you want a phone?

Speaker 19 (47:54):
If you want a phone, well I tell you what
you just told on a minute?

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Okay, Hey, take it easy.

Speaker 19 (48:00):
I'm taking it easy. Can I go one minute and
I'll let you speak to somebody?

Speaker 12 (48:04):
Yell? Hello?

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Who might nephew want a phone?

Speaker 19 (48:07):
What the hell are.

Speaker 12 (48:07):
You talking about?

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Who am I speaking with?

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yeah it's me, it's me.

Speaker 12 (48:11):
Who Hey with a you been?

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Hey?

Speaker 26 (48:15):
Take it easy, stick it up your ass.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
I'm not already.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Just calm down, Calm down.

Speaker 40 (48:21):
Why don't you calm down?

Speaker 6 (48:22):
You from I don't want nothing from you.

Speaker 12 (48:27):
Try calling somebody else, will you?

Speaker 16 (48:29):
Hey, take it easy, take it easy here, you're backing
up the wrong tree.

Speaker 12 (48:33):
Baby.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Well let's be clear on this right now.

Speaker 19 (48:35):
You better call something.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
I can cross out from under a rock. He's your problem,
not mine.

Speaker 12 (48:39):
That's good. I'm out from under the rock.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
You buy me and you betray my daughter.

Speaker 12 (48:44):
I've had your daughter.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
What are you stupid? Huh?

Speaker 19 (48:47):
No you are because I've had your daughter and your
wife boat.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Hey, but you know I love you want anything this world? Man?

Speaker 19 (48:54):
I love you too, baby, and I love your wife
and daughter boat, mister Ranna.

Speaker 14 (49:01):
This saltablish pre recorded with permission granted by all party
space the.

Speaker 21 (49:05):
Elvis Duran phones have only on Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
In the morning show, we have.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Two members of our show, of our family, Danielle and Froggy.
They're going crazy over decorating their front yards for Halloween.
Now Danielle has how many twenties something twenty one inflatables? Yeah, yeah,
I'm almost thinking your house in the back isn't inflatable.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
I don't know. And then Froggy's entire neighborhood has gone
wacko and everyone's out doing each other. And now it's
getting to the point where they're messing with each other,
right Frog, what are they doing to your skeletons on
the front porch?

Speaker 11 (49:39):
So we had one skeleton last year, and of course
every year Lisa's got to do a little more than
the year before. So we have two skeletons this year,
and we have two chairs on our front porch. Last
night we came home the skeletons driving sex in the
front yard.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Yep, I would have done that to you.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
The other day.

Speaker 11 (49:56):
We have a tombstone that it has a little bit
of a phallic shaped to it. A couple of days ago,
we came home and the tombstone was in one of
the skeleton's.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Laps, sticking up high.

Speaker 11 (50:05):
I'm like, you know, this is like so every time
we leave and we come home, there's something going out.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
We know who's doing it. We love her.

Speaker 11 (50:12):
However, it's like I think she goes online, looks for
ideas that things to do with our skeletons, comes down.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
The street, doesn't leave. Yes, but it's fun. It is fun.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
I mean, but if ever you caught them, what would
you do? What would you say to them?

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Yeah? Gotcha?

Speaker 11 (50:28):
I would laugh. I would laugh at her and that.
But you know what, she has decorations on her house.
But she doesn't understand as her decorations are going to
get rearranged as well.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
She doesn't absolutely no, it should happen anyway. Start a war, Froggy, Yep,
Halloween Wars.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
It's not show, you know.

Speaker 7 (50:43):
Speaking of Halloween and ghosts and stuff, my little kid
ghost is back.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
I've seen them or her. I don't know if it's
here or she. I don't know. In that window. I
mean I saw it. They I don't know.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
I saw them three times last night when I was
watching TV.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Wow, that's so cool.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
How do you stay in the home you have to leave?

Speaker 11 (51:06):
In Bernick Godby, I would so creepy. It is so creepy.
I was at his house one time. I Alvis walked
out of the room and then I saw this in
the window, and I thought Elvis was messing with me.
Elvis comes back in the room, I'm telling him what
I saw. I saw it again, so it is real.
It's there, it's it is the creepiest thing ever, but
it's I I think I thought I would run out

(51:30):
of the house if I saw it, but I didn't.
I was it was creepy.

Speaker 7 (51:33):
Look, you know this is This is one of several
times I've been in a situation with something that can
be explained. And even though I've seen her him many times,
her I don't know, and other things, I still am
not one hundred percent certain.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
It's weird. And anyone who's seen something like this, they'll
tell you.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
Most people, you think you would be scared out of
your whatever and you'd run out the door. You're not.
You actually go, Okay, that wasn't so. And you watch TV.

Speaker 9 (52:01):
Now you know my mom in her old house had
ghosts for the longest time. I mean even to the
point where when a priest came over to say some
prayers with us when my dad was passing, he asked
for holy water because he felt certain things in the.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
House and blessed the house.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
But anywhere you go.

Speaker 9 (52:17):
But so she would talk to the ghosts, and I
remember I would sleep over and we would hear crashes
and go downstairs and there was nothing. And there was
one time I was on the staircase and something wouldn't
let me go down the stairs, Like all these things
would happen. But after she moved out of the house,
we drove back and drove past the house and she
saw two people sitting on the couch and from where

(52:39):
we were looking, She's like, there's no way we would
have been able to see people. She's like, those were
not people goings, were the ghosts. So I said, well,
just that you left.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Yeah, I wanted to happen.

Speaker 9 (52:53):
We left, and they're pissed off or you know whatever,
and Mom goes, I want to reach out to the
new people and like ask them, like, have you heard anything,
have they come out, have they talked to you guys?

Speaker 7 (53:05):
Well, then yeah, I talked to the people who used
to live in this house. No, it's not haunted, And
I said, well, okay, not for you, it's for me.
Maybe it's maybe on the problem.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
You could bring it out.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
So decorating for Halloween of Nate's fiance Heather, what did
she order from Amazon to decorate the house with?

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Hey, bails?

Speaker 7 (53:23):
Know you could get bales of hay on Amazon. Those
are tic condos.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Seriously, and don't you have like every allergy in the world.
You're gonna be sneezing your ass off.

Speaker 20 (53:33):
I think she's gonna decorate the front all right, but
I'm like, why didn't we just go to like some farm.

Speaker 7 (53:37):
Stand or something bales of hay.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
The cleanup of that is insane. There's gonna be everywhere, alright.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
Alright, alright, So anyway, we heard from Abbey up in
New Haven, Connecticut, the home of my favorite Clampie. Must say, Hey, Abby,
how are you.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
Abby? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh yeah.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
Don't listen to the radio because that'll confuse you or
you are you listening to dead people? Now here's the thing,
Abby says quite literally, the kid from sixth since you've
been able to see dead people, most of your life, right, Yeah?

Speaker 16 (54:19):
Yeah, Now how does it not.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
Drive you a little?

Speaker 7 (54:21):
Does it terrifying you? Does it drive you a little
little little nutty sometimes? I mean I would want can
you turn it off?

Speaker 30 (54:29):
So as I've gotten older, I've been able to sort
of tune it out. I guess it's the best word.
But when I was younger, I had no control over it.

Speaker 40 (54:37):
Wow, yeah it was.

Speaker 30 (54:39):
It was terrifying, and I would think that I was
going insane. But you know, going to Gettysburg really kind
of solidified.

Speaker 17 (54:44):
It for me.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Talk about that.

Speaker 30 (54:48):
So I looked it up afterwards and it's it's this
thing called a time slip. So when I'm there, I see,
like all my friends walking around this beautiful seals with
the sawn out and shining and it's gorgeous, and then
laid over it like tracing paper is the Battle of Gettysburg.
So can enjoying off stepping in people that are dead

(55:09):
on the ground. Yeah, It's just it's very unsettling.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
So is it almost a three dimensional thing for you?
The like like tracing paper over what's really happening in reality?

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 30 (55:21):
No, Like I looked down and I thought I was
stepping in somebody's head.

Speaker 41 (55:25):
Wow, yeah, yeah, all right, Okay, So if you're walking
down the street, Abby, can you is it easy for
you to tell the difference between someone who is alive
versus someone who has passed.

Speaker 30 (55:38):
Yeah, they kind of.

Speaker 22 (55:40):
If.

Speaker 30 (55:40):
For me now as an adult, it's like like a
shimmer in the air rather than like an actual person
or with features, unless it's somebody that I unless somebody
that I know, and then I can actually see the
person so hear them talking.

Speaker 7 (55:56):
So in my house and Froggy has seen the child too,
there's this child. It's always in this same window. It's
it's weird and it's not scary at all. For some reason,
I don't know. I thought i'd be freaked out, but
I'm not. So if you were in my house right now,
Abby and you did see this child, there's a chance
you would. Would you try to communicate with the kid

(56:16):
or do you just like leave them alone? Or how
do you interact with them? If you do, if.

Speaker 30 (56:22):
They reach out to me, I sort of just listen,
unless it's you know, malicious, like when I go by
like a mental institution that's got really bad stories about it,
going by cemeteries, I just sort of listen and sometimes
it can be really loud and give me a headache,
and sometimes just sort of whispers in the background. Like

(56:42):
when my my husband's grandmother passed away. We weren't there.
We were at home because it was COVID, and about
five minutes before we got the call that she had passed,
I was sitting at the dinner table and I felt
like I was coming out of my skin, Like I
felt like my skin was falling off my body.

Speaker 9 (56:58):
It was.

Speaker 30 (56:59):
It was very unsettling. I had to go outside and
like meditate because I was literally having a panic attack,
and my mother in law got really angry all of
a sudden. And I'm ninety nine nine percent sure that
grandma stopped five before she went on to wherever she went.

Speaker 7 (57:13):
Well, as you know, you spoke with our producer Nate
a few moments ago. Nate has had two strokes. Is
he alive?

Speaker 37 (57:25):
I mean, if you put your head to his chest,
can you hear his heart beating?

Speaker 6 (57:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
No, not really, but that was even before the stroke.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Sure, And I'll take it a step further here.

Speaker 30 (57:35):
He murdered himself.

Speaker 6 (57:36):
He doesn't even have a reflection in the mirror.

Speaker 12 (57:41):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
So Abby, you know, I look you know. I don't
mean to make fun or anything.

Speaker 7 (57:45):
I can assume that going through life with this ability
that you have can be a downer sometimes and maybe
I'm sometimes you wish you didn't have it in your life,
But are you glad you do have that you have
this sixth sense.

Speaker 30 (58:01):
I was particularly happy about it at my own grandmother's
funeral because I sang. I sang at her funeral and
I didn't know I was going to get through it,
and she held my hand through the whole thing. Wow wow, Yeah,
so that was It's nice when I know the person
and I can sort of sense that they've gone there

(58:22):
and they're settled. It's unsettling, and I wish I didn't
have it when I'm in areas that are particularly violent,
like New Orleans is off the off the I can't
go there. I've always wanted to go to outsit. I
can't go there.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Can you turn it?

Speaker 9 (58:37):
Can you turn it off? Because I heard that like
people learn to turn it off?

Speaker 30 (58:42):
So yeah, as an adult, I can turn it. It's
it's more like turning it down, like turning a stereo down.
I've never been able to fully turn it off.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Well, well look, uh interesting conversation Abby, and uh, all
the best to you. And I'm thinking if anyone else
is listening that is going through or living a life
like you're living with these experiences in this sense, is
there is there like a central hub where all of
you guys can get information from each other or some

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mental stability help or you know, because I can see
how that could be very taxing on your ment.

Speaker 30 (59:18):
I have no idea. I was diagnosed by polar about
a year ago. So I'm medicated now, so that's always good.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
Has that changed anything? Yeah?

Speaker 30 (59:27):
No, it turns it down quite a bit.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Okay, wow, okay, good, good, good good.

Speaker 30 (59:31):
So my mind is a little bit more closed and
I can sort of control my emotions. If that's the
best way I can put it. It's it's hard to
like verbialize it.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
No, I totally totally respect that.

Speaker 7 (59:44):
Well, look, it's it's a pleasure speaking with you, and
all the best to you, and you know, with whatever
if you want to call it a gift, do you
want to call it a the opposite of a gift
or whatever it is you have going on with you,
I hope that you always take care of yourself and
put yourself first and don't let that engulf you and
definitely don't let it define you, right, Oh.

Speaker 30 (01:00:05):
No, definitely. I don't tell anybody about it usually because
I'm afraid people are gonna look at me like I'm crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
Well, you've come to the right place because we're very
open minded here and we you know, we have a
little drop of the crazy goings.

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
Are We're good. So you're safe with us. I know
you're safe with us.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Thank you so much for spending time with us, and
you go have a great day, okay, Abby, you too,
all right, take care boy way.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
So you know, you know our girl Dina with the
pink hair, right, it doesn't make themselves. So she has
been having these things for years and years and years,
and for the longest time she kind of ignored it.
But for the past couple of years she's been working
with somebody who has actually been able to kind of
center her and help her with these things that she
has going on. And she's been starting to do readings

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and stuff and she is getting really really good at it.
So I don't know, maybe she's somebody that would come
to your house, Elvis and just see if she felt her.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
Dina, Yeah, I would love Dina to come visit me anyway.
I just love version.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
I think so happens if she wants to talk to kid,
to talk to the kid in the window, it's a bonus.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:01:07):
I want to hear something slightly more unhinged in the
morning show. Elvister Rand's after Party, a podcast we record
daily when the morning show is finished.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
He is literally eat pastry.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Elvister Rand's after Party.

Speaker 21 (01:01:23):
Listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 14 (01:01:28):
Elvis Durant and the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
Let's do it. Let's go around the room. I mean
we're in a room. Let's go around the room. Uh Gandhi,
I'll start with you. What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
I saw a meam recently and it really struck a chord.
I wanted to share it with all of you. It
says there's no version of you that you can present
that will protect you from criticism. So just do the stuff.
And I want everyone to remember that. Stop trying to
impress everybody, Stop worry about if people are going to
give you crap about it. Just do the stuff, because
no matter what you do, someone's gonna have some craft
to say.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
You'll just say, don't be someone else. They're already taken.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
They are.

Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
Just be us, Just be you. It's okay, scary, what's up?

Speaker 14 (01:02:04):
I walked into a clothing store that closed at eight pm,
and I walked in at seven forty five. Oh that guy,
and hold on at seven fifty five pm. Do I
have a right to go to try on the two
articles of clothing in the dressing room and make it
to the register because they pretty much told me to
drop the clothes that I had in my hand, and
it's closing time, and I say, shame on this, this

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company to be what's the name of it, Zara Oh?
And I said, well, wait a second, don't you want
to put through these extra two pairs of jeans that
I may be buying.

Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
I mean, if they fit, I'm going not commissioned and
our special guest host.

Speaker 15 (01:02:46):
Job.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
So I literally, if they were commission they would have stayed.

Speaker 14 (01:02:50):
No, but the store owners would love to know that
maybe I would follow through and buy the jeanes. Give
me the two minutes. Nope, sorry, sorry at seven to
fifty five. We're closing in five minutes. And I literally
put the stuff down. I'm like okay. And that was
the end of that, they lost the potential sale that
they would have had from me. But isn't that disgusting
that they did that? Scar, shouldn't you be locking the

(01:03:10):
door from the outside.

Speaker 38 (01:03:11):
Is everything going on in the world today is not
being able to buy like underwear from Zora at the
bottom of the list. I'm just saying, I mean, honestly,
look what's happening to us. We're falling apart and you're
worried about Thank.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
You, Lee.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
Lee's here to deflate everyone, Okay, perfect everyone, To be honest,
they should take enough pride in what they do for
a living to take the pride to keep.

Speaker 38 (01:03:37):
At and especially since no I'm saying, you know, how
much pride can they take in that summer?

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
Moving here Producer Sam say something that Lee can just
beat the hell out of.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Go oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
So you guys don't have to say who it is.

Speaker 13 (01:03:58):
But do you remember having a guest that had like
a ridiculous list of requirements for when they came in
to be interviewed.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Because I'm reading Frank Sinatra's list right now. It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
First of all, it's real.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
There's thirty seven itemsveal.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
Pork and beef, to make meatballs.

Speaker 13 (01:04:12):
Two meatball, two egg salad sandwiches, two chicken salad sandwiches,
twelve rolls of assorted Life savers, twelve other rolls of
cherry Life savers, three cans of Campbell's Chicken and rice soup.
There's thirty seven items on this. I just think it's nuts.
Have we had anyone crazy? Even if you don't want
to say.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Was close?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
She was not that nuts?

Speaker 16 (01:04:34):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
I just find this so fascinating. I mean, if anyone
can do it, it's Frank Sinatra.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
I was hungry, so Frank Sinatra can pull it off.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Very specific.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
Apple eight, what's up? Got a joke for you?

Speaker 42 (01:04:44):
Lee?

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
You especially, why is sausage bad for you? Why sausage
bad for you? Because it brings out the worst in people?
This guy, oh the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
Le.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
This has moved on to Danielleay. Lee's argument is not
all sausage is worse. You're not a funny man. He
totally poop it all over your parade. All right, Danielle,
please say something that's not going to offend our guest.

Speaker 9 (01:05:16):
Does anybody else not delete their notes in their phone?

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
I have two thousand and fifty one.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
No, yeah, I got more than that.

Speaker 9 (01:05:24):
And I'm going down there and I'm going, what do
the half of these even mean?

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Like they're one event? What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
Poppy?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
What does it mean? Mystique? What does it mean?

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Yeah, I'm going to start, and then you remember what
I know. That's the problem.

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
That is your graffiti on your wall. You keep it
there forever, not even knowing what it means.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Okay, I'll just keep it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:44):
This is no it meant something at one time, one time,
Scottie me just ahead of our special guest, Lee Schweger,
co host of the show.

Speaker 33 (01:05:51):
According to him, Okay, well, so the other day, you
know how crazy I am with two dollar bills. So
I had a bunch of young girls flip out over
some two dollars bills that I gave them a couple
of days ago.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
So you're at a club that's no anyway.

Speaker 33 (01:06:06):
So you know, I'm a big fan of currency, so
I like strange currency, and I'm going to give you
a did you know so until nineteen forty five, did
you know that there were five hundred dollar bills, one
thousand dollar bills, ten thousand dollar bills, and one hundred
thousand dollar bills.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
Here was that.

Speaker 33 (01:06:21):
Until nineteen forty five, Lisha know you were there, Yeah,
so that the really big ones were only for bank transfers.
But I mean you could get up to a ten
thousand dollars bill in your pocket.

Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
Do you do you know who was only one hundred
thousand dollar bill? Yeah, because I just researched it. Yeah,
Wilson Wilson, Woodrow Wilson.

Speaker 33 (01:06:38):
And you know who was on the ten on the
ten thousand, some guy named Salomon Chase. He was Lincoln's
the Chase Bank. He was lincoln Secretary of the Treasury.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Yeah, there you go, Chase Bank. They owned my house.
Here you go. And now our special guest Lee's close
to the microphone. What are we talking about? Nothing here
makes sense? You know, we were talking about whatever you
want to talking about. That's it's your time to say.
You know, I noticed this today. I want to share
it with you.

Speaker 10 (01:07:05):
I know I'm not supposed to get political, but political,
I don't know.

Speaker 43 (01:07:12):
I have nothing to say, you know, something commentary on
all about to say when anyone else has something today,
But no, no, I I think I'm leaving here and
it's not something I often compliment on but Elvis's looks
really good today because.

Speaker 10 (01:07:29):
I want I want you know the I want to
know who that designer is in a few years when
I'm old enough to wear things about that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Lee just saw Scotty do his world famous banana swallow
out of respect to his children. I didn't film it,
Elvis Terran, Who.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Want to hope is when maybe you'll calm down a
little and the Morning Show one hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
Ask you a question?

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
Yes please?

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
How do you uh well?

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
Do you know your hip hop? Like your your classic
hip hop lyrics?

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
I'd say I know them pretty well, right, Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
What if an old white man read the lyrics to
some of your favorite hip hop hip hop songs?

Speaker 6 (01:08:17):
Would you then be able to identify.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
What they are that could change everything?

Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
Will you read them extra white please? All right, So
here's what we want to do.

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
We want to play spoken word hip hop. I, being
the old white man, will give you the spoken word
version of some of your favorite hip hop classics.

Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
I'll tell you what. Let's sample a couple here.

Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
By the way, If you know your hip hop and
you think you can figure out the titles of the
hip hop classics, I'm going to recite for you. You should
call Nate right now. There's money involved. Oh but if
you don't know your hip hop and you just screw
it up, yeah, you don't get anything.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
So let me run. If you buy your ready.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
And this is a very obscure one. A lot of
people don't know this unless you're kind of gown. All right,
here we go dinner. You ate it, there is none left.
It was salty with butter, and it was death. You
proceeded to eat it because you was in the mood.
But Holmes, you did not read it was a can

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of dog food.

Speaker 12 (01:09:27):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
I think I did a pretty good job of that. Yes, yes, frog,
you know what was that?

Speaker 11 (01:09:33):
You'd be illing by rundy and seats?

Speaker 7 (01:09:39):
It was salted, by the way. A lot of these
are very easy. I'm giving you some challenging ones like
this one. For instance, have you ever seen crocodile seats
in the truck? Turn around? Sit down, let them buy yo.

(01:10:00):
But no, this one, I know the word hip hop? Yes,
gandhi for the wind?

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
What would that be the big timers with still fly?

Speaker 7 (01:10:11):
Yes, it might be hey, turn around, Okay, I promise
you those were much more, much more challenging than the
ones I'm giving you, if you call Nate now and
convince him that you can succeed at spoken word hip hop, Nate,
you think you found someone.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
Who can figure these out? I think I found it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:32):
What do you have here, Nicole Nicole line eighteen, Oh, Nicole,
do you know your classic hip hop?

Speaker 24 (01:10:41):
I hope so, I'm pretty confident. So I'm excited about
this one.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
So we're gonna give you some spoken word lyrics for
some classic and for some newer hip hop.

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
Here we go. Let's start with this one.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
I want to get you in the Georgia Dome on
the fifty yard line while the Dirty Birds kick for tree.
And if you like in the club, we can do
it in the DJ booth or in the back of
the vi P.

Speaker 24 (01:11:11):
Oh my gosh, oh damn.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
This song.

Speaker 24 (01:11:21):
It's right at the top of my head.

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
Yes, you know it.

Speaker 24 (01:11:26):
I do know it, and it's really driving me out.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Do you know who did it?

Speaker 24 (01:11:31):
Can you repeat that line again?

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
Oh? God?

Speaker 24 (01:11:34):
The back of the band?

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
Okay, And if you like it in the club, we
can do it in the DJ booth or in the
back of the VIP.

Speaker 24 (01:11:45):
I know who did it? I don't know this song
who It's definitely ludicrous.

Speaker 34 (01:11:50):
I know that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
Chris, you got it.

Speaker 12 (01:11:55):
I want to get you in.

Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
I want to put it and if you like it
in the well, we gonna do it. Na book, We're
in the back of the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Beach pe see.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
I think I did it better.

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
But anyway, all right, well maybe you got you got
lutters All right, here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Listen in.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
Tie me up like I'm surprised. Let's role play. I'll
wear a disguise. I want you to park that big
Mac truck, this little garage, make a cream, make me
scream out in public, make a scene. I don't cook,
I don't clean. But let me tell you how I
got this ring and.

Speaker 24 (01:12:32):
The one and only CARDI B with a wap.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
You got it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Tie me up, I'm surprised.

Speaker 6 (01:12:40):
Let's play.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
I want disguise.

Speaker 9 (01:12:41):
I want you to park that big Mac chuck riding
the sltical vig make.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
Okay, all right, let's keep going. You got two.

Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
Okay, you're listening to spoke good word hip hop and
here's your next one Gucci collar for dollars, god out
and walked out. I spit game because baby, I can't
take it. I can't talk it warm, sweating. It's hot
up in this joint vocal tank top all on at

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this point.

Speaker 24 (01:13:17):
Oh my gosh, are you ready?

Speaker 35 (01:13:21):
I know that one go.

Speaker 24 (01:13:23):
It's getting a little bit hot in here by Nelly.

Speaker 12 (01:13:36):
At this point.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
There you go, Here we go. You're doing it okay.

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
When I pull out up front, you see the bends
on dubs when I roll twenty deep. It's always drama
in the club. People heard I wrote with dre Now
they want to show me love when you sell like
eminem you got plenty of groupie love.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
What is it you're.

Speaker 24 (01:14:06):
Ready for me? Yes, that's fifty in the club?

Speaker 26 (01:14:13):
Is in a bend zone Dukes when I'm twenty so
is drummer in betray everybody show me when you select them.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
All right, running roll Nicole, you're doing great. Okay, this
could be a bit of a challenge.

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
I got bitches in the living room getting it on
and they ain't leaving till six in the morning. So
what you want to do? I got a pocket full
of rubbers and my homeboys do too.

Speaker 37 (01:14:51):
Slipping on and say.

Speaker 6 (01:14:59):
And they leave it to.

Speaker 11 (01:15:04):
I got a pocket pull of us in my homeboys.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
Yeah, all right, because you're making lyrics.

Speaker 44 (01:15:15):
There we go.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Now, let me welcome everybody to the wild wild West,
A state that's untouchable like elliott Ness. The track hits
your ear drum like a slug to your chest. Pack
a vest for your jimmy. In the City of Sex.

Speaker 24 (01:15:34):
Oh goodness, Wait a second, I'm not gonna lose it
on this one.

Speaker 15 (01:15:39):
I can't.

Speaker 24 (01:15:40):
You can't, I can't, I know. Can I give you
the artist or wait a second? No, it's Docter Dray,
dofter Drake California love for sure.

Speaker 36 (01:15:48):
Absolutely, okay, everybody to the Let's say that's untouchable, like
the track, you like the best for your chimmy in
the city you sit.

Speaker 6 (01:16:05):
This is so crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
You ready for another one?

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
Here? You whack, You're twisted. Your girl's a hoe, you're broke,
the kid ain't yours, and everybody, no, your old man
say you stupid. You'd be like, so, I love my
baby mother, I never let her go.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Let her go.

Speaker 24 (01:16:34):
Russian Peace. That is DM eggs, party up, Twisted, your girl's.

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
A whole, You're from jos and everybody's old.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Fans say you stoopid.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
You'd be like, so.

Speaker 7 (01:16:53):
We we are so late, But I just don't want
to ever stop, So I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Okay, here, here's here.

Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
We go, got six model chicks, six bottles of christ
four belvederes, got weed everywhere. What do you say me,
you and your Chloe glasses go somewhere private where we
can discuss fashion like Prada blouse, Gucci bra, filth Mark jeans.

Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
Take that off.

Speaker 24 (01:17:27):
I'm a hustler, baby man, that's jay Z.

Speaker 26 (01:17:31):
Yeah, six bottles and as deveryware.

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
What do you say me? And you when your Chloe glasses?

Speaker 14 (01:17:41):
When we could discuss that prouda blouse?

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
So Nicole has ten so far and we're running. Do
we save the other five?

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
Do we?

Speaker 6 (01:17:51):
Let's move through? Let's keep going if you want some
to you?

Speaker 24 (01:17:55):
Yeah, you really myself?

Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
That's your job, Nate? Should we keep going? Or even
all right?

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
Here we go?

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
All right, Nicole, let's see if you can get this
one one. Here comes the two, to the three, to
the four. Everybody drunk out on the dance floor. Baby
girl asks jiggle like she want more, like she a
groupie and I ain't even on tour.

Speaker 24 (01:18:29):
Oh my god, oh my gosh. I don't know the
name of this person, but it's everybody in the club getting.

Speaker 6 (01:18:40):
It comes to the floor. Everybody drunk out on the
dance floor.

Speaker 16 (01:18:45):
Let me, girl ask you unless you want.

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
Ain't even a tour. Let's keep moving all right, Okay,
listen close.

Speaker 7 (01:18:58):
I like the way you do you that right there,
right there, swing your hips when you're walking, let down
your herd, down your herd. I like the way you
do that right there. Lick your lips when you're talking.
That make me stir.

Speaker 24 (01:19:21):
Your rendition is better. That's chingy right.

Speaker 21 (01:19:24):
There, right Like.

Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
More to go? Three more to go?

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Nicole, you're good.

Speaker 24 (01:19:39):
Yeah, I'm surprised. You know, you're getting all the ones.

Speaker 12 (01:19:43):
That I know.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
Now, let's see we got three more to go.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Girl.

Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
You working with some ass? Yeah you bad. Make a
play as spend a cash? Yeah his last Yeah, os
frown when you pass. Yeah they mad.

Speaker 18 (01:20:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:20:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (01:20:06):
I don't know the artist, but I know it's fact.
The thing is, I don't want to curse on the
radio album.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
It's back that as up juvenile. It just sounds just
like Julie.

Speaker 9 (01:20:28):
Remind me of my sweet sixteen where my mom came
downstairs and was like, okay, leave some room for the
Holy Spirit.

Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
Stop the lyrics today, this is great. We got two
more to go. Here we go, Nicole. This This dude
named Michael used to ride motorcycles. It's better than a tower.
I ain't talking about Eiffels. Real country and a conda.
Let me play with his rifle. Put his butt to

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sleep now he calling me nik Will.

Speaker 24 (01:21:00):
That's the other queen, Miss Nikki, with anakanda.

Speaker 7 (01:21:07):
Name Michael.

Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
It is bigger than the hows.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
What's getting about my fasty real country Anatanda.

Speaker 9 (01:21:15):
Let me play with his bifles, but to sleep now
he's calling me Nichael.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
Got I got one more, one more for you to call.
Here we go. Okay, let's go, okay, listen closely.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
All the girls they adore me. Oh yes, ladies, I'm
really being sincere causing a sixty nine. My humpty nose
will tickle your ear. My nose is big, uh huh.
I'm not ashamed, big like a pickle. I'm still getting paid.

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
I didn't know that was the lyrics. What song is
that in my her?

Speaker 24 (01:21:55):
Oh my goodness, I'm the last one that's gotta be heavy.

Speaker 31 (01:22:00):
But I don't know the.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Song name.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
Dance. Oh yes, ladies, I'm really fancy.

Speaker 7 (01:22:12):
Seeca's in the sixty nine humping nos will tickle your rear. Nicole,
you you got ninety nine percent of our spoken word
hip hop lyrics.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
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Speaker 21 (01:22:54):
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Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
See you one hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:22:59):
I want us to get very juvenile.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
Yes, I volunteers tribute.

Speaker 7 (01:23:04):
So our friend Jeff is going on vacation, and I said,
where you're going Yellowstone tetons.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
Okay, why are you laughing? Brodie says, you know we're
not hearing the word te togs.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
It makes me laugh, especially when you throw the grand
in front of it.

Speaker 6 (01:23:24):
Well, okay, it's it's it's mountains, it's a mountain range.

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
So why when you hear the word titons do you
start giggling like a little girl.

Speaker 45 (01:23:33):
It makes me think of boobies, which makes me think
of Danielle, because when Danielle hears any word that sounds
almost not even close to but sort of close to sexual.

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
She starts laughing, daniel A, your best.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Friend, Like what, I'm a pianist.

Speaker 6 (01:23:53):
A pianist is a person who plays the piano.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
I know, but it's funny.

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
Why issy, either word pianist funny to you?

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
It sounds like penis, right, Venuses are funny.

Speaker 7 (01:24:05):
So the other day I said, oh god, it's a
little warm in here. Why don't you lower the temperature
on the ac And it's scary, says it's.

Speaker 6 (01:24:11):
Already on sixty nine. And then I'm gonna start lasting.

Speaker 9 (01:24:14):
That's your favorite number, sixty nine.

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
Sixty nine right now? Yes, well, I know, but it's
it's that that's the temperature. It's a number.

Speaker 35 (01:24:22):
Every time I.

Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
See a thermistad, I always put it to sixty nine.
Oh my god. So here's my point is this. We
are we are imbeciles, were children, We're children. I mean.
So there are many words you hear that make you go,
what do you want for dinner?

Speaker 12 (01:24:42):
Mom?

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
I'll have the eggplant.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
I know what.

Speaker 6 (01:24:46):
My mom eating eggplant at the same table I'm sitting at.
It's not funny. It's an eggplant.

Speaker 11 (01:24:52):
There's a restaurant chain here in Jacksonville called Dick's exactly,
and every day I'm like, yo, you guys want to
eat dick every day. I can't get enough of it
every night?

Speaker 7 (01:25:04):
What kind of fruit is that? That's our calm quat?

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
Okay? So that's my point.

Speaker 7 (01:25:10):
You know, you hear words, and there I bet there
are a billion beyond what we just gave you as
an example. There are words that make you laugh, or
phrases or names of stores and you're like, oh, I
can't stop, I gotta laugh.

Speaker 6 (01:25:23):
Hello, Jennifer, Hi, how are you well?

Speaker 7 (01:25:26):
Okay, we're a bunch of little kids, like so we
were saying that, you know, our friend Jeff is visiting
the Grand Tetons and when people hear Titons they think
of boobies and laugh, and I'm like, what are you
four years old? So you hear words that make you laugh,
what do you hear that makes you go?

Speaker 15 (01:25:43):
Okay?

Speaker 17 (01:25:43):
So I work for a paper mill. We make paper.
We have giant paper machines, and I work in a
male dominated industry. Right, So I'll sit in meetings and
they'll talk about issues with the paper machines, in particular
the cooch pit and.

Speaker 6 (01:25:55):
The fresh you what's okay, what exactly is a coochit?

Speaker 17 (01:26:01):
Well, the cooch pit would be at the bottom of
the machine and it basically catches stuff that falls through
the wires on the paper machine when they're making paper
the pit.

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
All right, okay, So if you're in the paper mill business,
you know what a cooch pit is. And you shouldn't laugh.
But you laugh anyway, don't you.

Speaker 17 (01:26:18):
Jennifer, I laugh inside every time.

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
Okay. Oh, thank you very much for listening to us.
Have a beautiful day.

Speaker 17 (01:26:25):
Thank you too.

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
Guys, do you want to go to the new bottle
the build down the street? The cooch pit?

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
I like mine without pits pitless pitless coochit line?

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
What line? See what's going on here?

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
Hello Cara, Hi, welcome to the show, and yes we
are high. Uh hello lady, what what innocent word do
you hear that makes you giggle?

Speaker 31 (01:26:51):
Dick?

Speaker 7 (01:26:52):
I'm sorry, So you're talking about the store Dick's Sporting Goods,
because every.

Speaker 17 (01:26:59):
Time we drive in our town it's right next to
b Jays.

Speaker 24 (01:27:05):
Of course, it's a constant running joke.

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
My favorite when you see a sign for a department
store or a shopping center is his Dicks and then
below that Staples right.

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
Oh god, all right, Karen, thanks for listening to us.
We'll go talk to Lauren.

Speaker 40 (01:27:21):
Hi, Lauren, Hi, Alviuss, how are you today?

Speaker 7 (01:27:24):
We're acting like a bunch of juvenile delinquents.

Speaker 24 (01:27:28):
You just made my morning, my whole morning on the
way to work.

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
It's the worst.

Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
The other day I was watching in a garden, you know,
the Barefoot Contessa, which is a funny line too, and
she was they take the backbone out of the chicken
and flatten it out on the grill, and they called
it spatchcock.

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
You know, it's really at the end of the day,
it's a chicken anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:27:47):
So what do you hear, Lauren that makes you just
kind of giggle like a little little girl.

Speaker 23 (01:27:53):
It's the parking and rear signs. I think that absolutely has.

Speaker 31 (01:28:00):
Decle especially at the adult shops.

Speaker 24 (01:28:02):
But there's one place in my town that the sign
actually says ninety nine cent parking in rear.

Speaker 6 (01:28:08):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
Wow, there's a barget bargain in your town. All right, Lauren,
thank you very much. Parking your rear got to be honest,
makes me laugh too.

Speaker 9 (01:28:16):
There's a sign in my town that says no dumping
and so my son always stands next to me cracking up.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
He's like, take a big every next.

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
To the sign.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
He got that from you, by the way.

Speaker 25 (01:28:24):
He Hello, Eric, Hey, good morning guys.

Speaker 6 (01:28:28):
How's everything in Chicago today?

Speaker 24 (01:28:31):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:28:31):
It's hot out man.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:28:33):
I just want to say I listen to you guys
every morning instead of the radio station stations in Chicago.
You guys are are hilarious and fantastic.

Speaker 16 (01:28:42):
Oh man, got through so much.

Speaker 7 (01:28:44):
That's the nicest thing. And coming from one of my
favorite cities. I love Chicago anyway. So what do you
have in Chicago that makes you laugh like a little
idiot every time you see it?

Speaker 25 (01:28:53):
Okay, So we have a restaurant chain out here. It's
a beef sandwich place and it's called Bona.

Speaker 6 (01:28:58):
Yes, and.

Speaker 25 (01:29:00):
And uh there's there's billboards all over the expressway out
here and it says how big is your bono?

Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
I hope you don't answer it out loud.

Speaker 16 (01:29:13):
I mean I giggle like a little girl.

Speaker 7 (01:29:16):
I love that. Next time in Chicago, I'm gonna eat
your I'm gonna somebody all right, Eric, thank you so
much for listening. Get your friends and listen to We
appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
Very much. Oh p love you guys, all right, love
you too. Really another reason to go Chicago, eat some bona.
Hello Martha, Bye Martha. How are you. You're in a
good space today? Are you happy?

Speaker 15 (01:29:42):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:29:42):
I am very good? All right.

Speaker 7 (01:29:43):
So you're an adult, but you still giggle like a
kid when what happens.

Speaker 28 (01:29:49):
So I work with a guy named Dick, and so
when he gets visitors that come in, I say, oh, sure,
hang on, I'll go grab Dick for you. Are you
trying to get Yeah, I was. Or if I'm looking
or if I'm looking around for him, I'll tell the
other guys, hey, I'm looking for Dick. Like a running joke,

(01:30:13):
you know, Martha looking for Dick again.

Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
What does it say about you, Martha?

Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
I mean if your name is Dick, I mean you're
kind of you're kind of cursed. And if you're a
Dick and you're listening right now, our apologies to you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Is he a big die?

Speaker 6 (01:30:29):
Danielle? All right, thank you, Martha. You got to hand
it to Dick. You know, Hi, Adam. So Adam worked
at a cream cheese plant. So where can this go.

Speaker 15 (01:30:45):
Well, we have a homogenizer and it helps separate the
cream cheese and stuff. But when it breaks, the call
for maintenance on radio say, we need to fix the
homo because the homo just blew.

Speaker 5 (01:30:58):
We have to fix our home, all Dan, Yeah, I
like it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
We got a problem. You know, we're gonna lose money.

Speaker 7 (01:31:05):
The homo just just blue, Adam, thank you, Thank you
for separating that cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
Have a good day, man, thanks for listening to it.

Speaker 14 (01:31:13):
Yeah, I'm scary whenever I walk past the freshly mopped
floor and I see that yellow sign slippery when wet,
I start left.

Speaker 7 (01:31:19):
Yes, of course, all right, we can you know, we
could actually, with all the texts we've received today off this,
we could go on for fifteen hours.

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I'm sure it's.

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Whack a doodle time.

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Are so hard?

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Speaker 7 (01:32:31):
Hey, great caller, Lauren and Lauren, thank you for holding
so long. I'm so so sorry about that, but we
saw your text and we so so were intrigued because
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Speaker 17 (01:32:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 37 (01:32:44):
So my question is how fast have you ever binge
watched a series, whether it's on Netflix or humlu or whatever.
I'm a teacher. I essentially I am a teacher. I'm a
tween of students at a high school, so I work
a your schedule and I started to watch Great Anatomy
on Netflix. I finished it in a month.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
And a half.

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
Okay, so I'm filming in how many how many seasons
is in Gray's Anatomy?

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
Lauren?

Speaker 37 (01:33:15):
There are twenty five about episodes in every single season.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 37 (01:33:20):
So you know, my friends are saying maybe that I
don't have a life, but I think they could smells
because they can't breach.

Speaker 32 (01:33:26):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:33:27):
I mean, look, you know I do.

Speaker 7 (01:33:28):
To binge watch one season I think is admirable, But
to binge watch fifteen seasons. I was just told there
are three hundred and forty two episodes.

Speaker 6 (01:33:38):
Oh my, so that's there an it like that?

Speaker 37 (01:33:42):
I mean, okay, so hobbies or something, Well.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
Hold on, let me let me let me break it
down for you. There are three hundred and seventy six
total hours twenty nine days.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:33:55):
So but so that's fast. So your question was, what's
the fastest time you have binge watched a series? Not
a season, but a series. That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
That is a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
It takes me a long time.

Speaker 7 (01:34:09):
So, Lauren, for instance, I'm under the pressure from all
my friends to go back and watch Game of Thrones.

Speaker 6 (01:34:14):
Never watched. I watched one. I mean in the middle, it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:17):
Makes sense and I want to do that, but it's
not as long as Gray's Anatomy.

Speaker 6 (01:34:23):
Geez that lot.

Speaker 37 (01:34:24):
Yeah, I just people said such great things about Gray's Anatomy,
so I was just like, you know what, I might
as well just do it. I have the time now.
But now it's kind of like I have this empty
voight in my life. Yeah, another series.

Speaker 7 (01:34:36):
We all experienced that, Lauren. We're with you on that.
By the way, obviously you enjoyed it because you didn't
drop it.

Speaker 37 (01:34:43):
Oh yeah, I loved it. It was there was there
was a couple of episodes where I was just like,
it's kind of get kind of you know, I'm.

Speaker 31 (01:34:50):
To pick the right back up.

Speaker 7 (01:34:52):
By the way, I just think that's incredible. And if
your friends give you a hell for that, screw them.
You enjoyed it. I actually went back and watched Downtown Abbey.
I'm like, it's the last thing on earth I everyone
to watch, and I watched it and fell in love
with it. But it's like, again, nowhere near like Cray's Anatomy.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
But are you moving your legs around a lot? Like
are you worried about blood clots?

Speaker 15 (01:35:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 37 (01:35:11):
Well, I have a fitbit and got them back out
every morning, so you know, I get get my steps
in in the morning and then you know, it'll remind
me at the end of every hour, Oh, you have
ten minutes to get two hundred fifty steps, Like, all right,
I guess I should get up the movie. So I
think I'm good on that point.

Speaker 7 (01:35:26):
I'm gonna tell you, Lauren, we had people texting in
I binge watched Gray's Anatomy in thirty two days, and
here's someone.

Speaker 6 (01:35:34):
Who says, yeah, look at that, And.

Speaker 7 (01:35:37):
I've beinge watched fourteen seasons of Grays in two weeks,
but fourteen seasons.

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
How about Shit's Creak. Have you watched It's creak?

Speaker 18 (01:35:44):
It?

Speaker 37 (01:35:45):
I have watched It's creepy. Yeah, that was It's so funny.
I'm kind of sad because I feel like it ended
at a part where there was so much more. You know,
there's room for so much more action that could have happened.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 37 (01:35:57):
I don't know if it's coming back or whatever, but
I love Shit Street. I'm thinking about moving on to
Stranger Things after this.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
I've hurt.

Speaker 37 (01:36:04):
It's like thirty episodes or so, and I can knock
it out really very.

Speaker 6 (01:36:08):
Manageable in a day. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:36:09):
You know, you know, Lauren, this binge watching thing is
still you know, several years.

Speaker 6 (01:36:14):
It's still a new thing. We're learning now.

Speaker 7 (01:36:17):
We're learning that if you see a big hype on
a show and it's been out for a couple of seasons,
start watching it now and catch up.

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
Yeah, and don't wait until it's fifteen seasons in.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
But I mean, we learn that, and people are texting
you now that Game of Thrones is actually easy to
binge as well. So I got work to do. We
got work to do. But you're an inspiration, Lauren. Thank
you so much, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Do
Stranger Things is great.

Speaker 28 (01:36:39):
All right, Thanks, I have a great day you too.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
Take care.

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Yeah, Gray's anatomy. That's a that's a long one. Hi, Hayley, Hi,
you also watched fourteen seasons of Grays in thirty two days.

Speaker 15 (01:36:51):
I did my senior year of college.

Speaker 17 (01:36:53):
I did it in like the last month of.

Speaker 6 (01:36:55):
School, of course, the month we have finals. Okay, just checking,
all right.

Speaker 31 (01:37:03):
It was much better than studying.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
All right, we can do it. We can do all right, Haley.
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:37:06):
You have a beautiful well to day. Okay, wait, I'm
hearing more like Kelly, Game of Thrones? You you binge
the whole thing?

Speaker 31 (01:37:14):
Yes, So I watched like a week or like a
season I'm sorry, like a season before I started binge
watching it because it took me like five tries to
get through the first three episodes, and then I had
a week of fun employment in between jobs, so I
literally sat on my couch the entire time and did
nothing else.

Speaker 6 (01:37:33):
I will do that. Wow, it's better than watching porn,
you know. Oh, it's just it's a it's a close.
It's a close, right, Okay, all right, good?

Speaker 32 (01:37:44):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:37:44):
But even if you're you're not.

Speaker 7 (01:37:46):
So if you're employed and you have a life out there,
you got to live and go do your things. I mean,
how how long do you need to watch the entire
series of Game of Thrones? What do you think, Kelly?

Speaker 31 (01:37:57):
I think maybe a month and a half. You could
probably if you had no life, max out like four
or five episodes the night. Okay, there's lots of process too.
I recommend watching with a friend who's seen it before
so you can ask.

Speaker 6 (01:38:10):
Them all your questions because they always give things away.

Speaker 7 (01:38:12):
Yeah, I'm awful. I have big mouths if you can
imagine that. All right, Kelly, great, I'm on it. Thanks
to you, I'm going to watch Game of Thrones. I'm
gonna I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:20):
I think you can do it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:21):
Thank you, Kelly. Have a great day. Oh this is
a great story. Hello Morgan, Oh my gosh, how you doing. Welcome,
Welcome to the show. So, guys, you remember that show
that was on ABC called Lost. Yes, they named it
that because you get lost.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Watching it's actually the end of it. What the hell happened?

Speaker 6 (01:38:40):
So you binged it years ago? Right?

Speaker 15 (01:38:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 42 (01:38:44):
I was seventeen and I got grounded, but I still
was allowed to use my.

Speaker 30 (01:38:49):
Computer for school.

Speaker 42 (01:38:51):
So instead of doing my homework, I binge watched Lost
in like two weeks.

Speaker 6 (01:38:56):
Now, why were you grounded? Do you remember? Well?

Speaker 42 (01:39:02):
Started out because I got caught smoking weed, right, and
then I lied, and then I got caught smoking cigarettes
at a party, and then it just kind of spiraled
from there.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
And wow, you sound like you sound like a lot
of fun with you.

Speaker 46 (01:39:21):
So much fun. But uh and so, but my dad
was like, well, we can't take away your computer because
I get a blended class and so, I mean lost
six seasons.

Speaker 7 (01:39:35):
I gotta be honest with you, Morgan. There's sometimes as
an adult, I wish I could get grounded.

Speaker 6 (01:39:39):
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean I feel that way.

Speaker 7 (01:39:42):
The adult version of grounded is like an intervention you
go away for a couple of months, or like house arrest. Yeah,
house arrest.

Speaker 6 (01:39:48):
I don't know. Maybe it's not as good, but I
don't know. All Right, thank you, Morgan. I'm in. I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna find ways to get grounded. I am.

Speaker 9 (01:39:56):
I dated someone whose dad was on house arrest and
he just watched a lot of movies.

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
I'm want to be on house arrest.

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
I was on house arrest in fourth grade. I got
in trouble. It was summertime too.

Speaker 6 (01:40:06):
It was awful. Did you have an electronic inklet?

Speaker 18 (01:40:08):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
I had mom and dad like, do you step one
foot out that door? I was like, oh, it's like
an electronic but it was implemented by the court.

Speaker 6 (01:40:16):
So the court of mom and dad.

Speaker 5 (01:40:18):
No, the court of law, and then mom and dad
had to enforce it. In fourth grade, yes, it was
like a yeah, juvenile thing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
What did you do?

Speaker 6 (01:40:26):
What did you do?

Speaker 12 (01:40:27):
Well?

Speaker 24 (01:40:27):
I went to J. C.

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
Penny and then I shoplifted with my friend and we
took Yeah, it was really stupid and we got caught
and it was like a lot of money. So was
a felony amount or felony charge. So that was what
I had.

Speaker 6 (01:40:38):
Went to j C. Penny with a friend in fourth grade.

Speaker 5 (01:40:41):
Yeah, well my mom was there too.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:45):
This is one of those things where I think they're
probably listening right now and getting irate so mad about it. Yeah, sorry,
mom and dad. I never did it again.

Speaker 6 (01:40:55):
Did you ever shoplift after that?

Speaker 4 (01:40:56):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:40:56):
I got so scared. It was awful. My whole summer
was ruined.

Speaker 6 (01:40:59):
Daniel's an adult, she's still shop lifts.

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Good morning, Kristen, Well, hello, lady, welcome to the show.

Speaker 46 (01:41:28):
Hi.

Speaker 40 (01:41:29):
Oh my god, I'm so happy.

Speaker 7 (01:41:32):
Look I can tell you are a lover of all
things frightening. Is this true?

Speaker 40 (01:41:36):
My daughter was born on Halloween.

Speaker 6 (01:41:39):
Oh my god, Danielle's so jealous.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
Robbie's born on Halloween too.

Speaker 40 (01:41:43):
He is My middle daughter should have been Singo demayo,
but she came two days early or two days late.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:41:51):
So you have one daughter that's all about Halloween, the
other daughter about you know, having some tequila.

Speaker 6 (01:41:57):
All right, did you listen to you? You're crazy?

Speaker 12 (01:42:00):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:42:00):
Here we go. This is terrifying theme songs.

Speaker 7 (01:42:04):
Okay, Now, not all of these songs are from Halloween
type movies. There are songs that could have scared you
year round. Oh right, did I describe it? Okay, they're gone.

Speaker 5 (01:42:13):
Yes, that's perfect.

Speaker 7 (01:42:14):
These are worth ten dollars apiece. You can't get one
hundred dollars here, Christian, Here we go. Here's terrifying theme
song number one. It is from a frightening Halloween movie.

Speaker 6 (01:42:28):
What is that from?

Speaker 23 (01:42:29):
From Halloween?

Speaker 16 (01:42:30):
John?

Speaker 30 (01:42:31):
Halloween?

Speaker 6 (01:42:32):
There you go listen to how they produced it to
play it again? Scary. It is a little kicks background.
Here's the all right, right, you're up to ten dollars.
Here we go. Here is terrifying theme song number two.

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
There it is.

Speaker 40 (01:43:03):
Very fred from one of the Jason movies.

Speaker 7 (01:43:09):
They all sounded like that's actually from an older movie,
Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho.

Speaker 40 (01:43:15):
Oh you know what, I haven't seen that one.

Speaker 7 (01:43:18):
Oh my gosh, you'll never take a shower again. You'll
never take a shower again. All right, you just lost
ten dollars. Sorry about that, now you if you're back,
you're back to zero.

Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
That's okay. You have plenty of chances to get this
money bag. Here we go.

Speaker 44 (01:43:30):
Here is terrifiing theme song number three.

Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
Do you remember what movie that's from?

Speaker 40 (01:43:43):
FDYR that's from Friday to thirteenth? No, no, oh, it's
Freddy Kruer though, right, No, my holy movies. Stop on
Elm Street.

Speaker 6 (01:43:56):
That's it. Absolutely well, wait a minute, it's the daughter. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:44:00):
It's totally fine to have assistance. Who's that helping you out?
That's totally cool.

Speaker 40 (01:44:04):
I actually stoped Son Vudo with me and my eight
month old baby, Hendrik.

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
Okay, you've got cool names in your family. All right,
you're back into ten dollars. It's okay. The council may
vote on this next one as well. Terrifying theme Songs
number four. Oh wow, this movie freaked me out.

Speaker 16 (01:44:30):
I'll tell you that now.

Speaker 7 (01:44:31):
That came out when I was a kid. That's been
around for a while. What film terrifying film is that from?

Speaker 4 (01:44:36):
Oh My God?

Speaker 6 (01:44:46):
All right? What terrifying theme song is that?

Speaker 40 (01:44:49):
I have no idea. I'm stumped, so I'm to take
a wild gas. I think the Shining, but I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:44:54):
Know that is from the omen.

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
Terrifying Oh my God?

Speaker 9 (01:45:00):
Is it wrong that these songs would lull me to sleep?
I love it?

Speaker 7 (01:45:05):
That's so you found.

Speaker 6 (01:45:09):
Let's try this one. Here is terrifying song number five? Mm,
there you go. What movie is it from? You know
what it's from? Saul. We'll take it. Jake's all right,

(01:45:30):
all right, you're up ten dollars. Here we go. Here's
another one. What terrifying song is this? Number six?

Speaker 40 (01:45:45):
Wow, that's Jason. That's Jason.

Speaker 6 (01:45:51):
Well, okay, yeah, what's Friday the thirteenth, So we'll give
it to the right. Yeah, all right, excellent?

Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
All right, this is I'm getting freaked out listening to
these songs. Here's one I know you'll get this one.
Terrifying song number seven. Do you know what famous terrifying
film that's from?

Speaker 40 (01:46:19):
Oh my God?

Speaker 6 (01:46:27):
That is from the Exorcist, Yes, the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
In years, it's literally been years.

Speaker 7 (01:46:36):
Now, what year did the extors just come out to
you know, because I'm a story seventy okay, okay, anyway,
so I was nine years old, ancient, right.

Speaker 40 (01:46:46):
I was not even like shadows.

Speaker 7 (01:46:48):
I know, I know, but you can watch it later.
Here's the thing about that About that song. Uh, it
was a hit on the radio and they would actually
play it. They would rotate it like Rhianna, like like
head of the Sun Riff, all those songs.

Speaker 6 (01:47:02):
You know what I'm saying. It was in rotation the
Exorcist theme song ge'ez.

Speaker 7 (01:47:06):
So you're down to ten, I guess, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:47:11):
Here we go. You still have ten. That's not shabby.
Here we go. Here's terrifying song number eight. That job
it is job.

Speaker 7 (01:47:24):
Gosh, that was a frightening film. Here is terrifying theme
song number nine. Yea, absolutely that was awesome, absolutely thriller.
And here we go. Here's terrifying theme song number ten.

(01:47:50):
All right, do you know what that's from?

Speaker 40 (01:47:53):
Oh my god, I'm stomped.

Speaker 4 (01:47:59):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:48:00):
Is that your stock answer at that point? That's actually
from Scream. I don't even think I saw.

Speaker 40 (01:48:08):
I never got into those ones. Yeah, the scary movies
kind of like did it for me? When they're on
the phone, they're like, what's up exactly? Like I kind
of killed it, like I didn't want I didn't want
to watch anything scream after that.

Speaker 7 (01:48:24):
So I don't know, Christian, you seem like a fun,
fun time at Halloween time. Anyway, Thank you for listening
to us. I think you got twenty dollars. That's not
bad right at all?

Speaker 40 (01:48:34):
I like enough to get there you.

Speaker 6 (01:48:36):
Go almost all. Thank you, Christen. Thanks for playing terrifying
team songs. That was fun. I like that.

Speaker 9 (01:48:47):
Follow us at Elvis Duran Show, Happy.

Speaker 21 (01:48:52):
One hundred, Don't Answer the Phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis
Duran's Phones Happen.

Speaker 7 (01:48:58):
Scary Record did a bunch of sopranos episodes, took Tony
Soprano's voice, put it in the computer, called People in
the South, and had Tony Soprano talking to the people.
They think they're having a conversation with a real live person.
Scary first calls a Russian restaurant because they talk about
the Ruskies. Then Scary calls a psychologist's office. Tony Soprano

(01:49:21):
has a conversation with them, and then uh, Tony Soprano
dials a series of gun dealers in the South to
try to get a gun deal going, Tony Soprano calls
the South.

Speaker 14 (01:49:32):
Daily Russian.

Speaker 4 (01:49:33):
Hello, Hello, how you doing?

Speaker 12 (01:49:36):
You're fine? Who's Yeah?

Speaker 26 (01:49:37):
It's me who Yeah, it's me looking for this rush
he's your friend of Fletlana Carolinko, Carolina?

Speaker 4 (01:49:45):
You know IRENA's cousin?

Speaker 31 (01:49:46):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:49:46):
Yeah, what company?

Speaker 4 (01:49:48):
All right? Ruski Valerie looks for Slava Ruski? What leo?
Show five grade?

Speaker 46 (01:49:55):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:49:57):
Hello, my nephew on a phone.

Speaker 43 (01:50:00):
Hello, I don't understand what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:50:03):
What is your you know Arena's cousin?

Speaker 12 (01:50:05):
Arena's cousin?

Speaker 26 (01:50:06):
I don't know, Sir, you deal with Slava, You take
the heat, you pay the price.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
Capeche I'm sorry, So, uh, where's your friend? You know?

Speaker 9 (01:50:18):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:50:19):
Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:50:21):
I don't understand you.

Speaker 15 (01:50:23):
Who is it?

Speaker 4 (01:50:24):
You know Arena's cousins? Oh?

Speaker 26 (01:50:27):
I know about this guys. He tries a livery cab.
It wasn't very nice to someone important to me.

Speaker 10 (01:50:32):
Delivery cab?

Speaker 18 (01:50:33):
Who is it? I don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:50:34):
A husky valerie.

Speaker 18 (01:50:37):
They don't have a delivery cording this story is rod number.

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
I'm not already what? What are you? Stupid? Huh?

Speaker 12 (01:50:44):
Stupid?

Speaker 26 (01:50:45):
So hello, Hello, Look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Seeing somebody patient of yours. Okay, she's smart, she's sexy,
she's Italian. Would being with Gloria makes me happier than
all of your prozac and your therapy bullshit combined?

Speaker 40 (01:51:06):
Hold on a second, don't get jealous.

Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
It's your fault we've met in the first place. Just
hold on what it is? She makes me happy?

Speaker 29 (01:51:14):
So are you trying to talk to you?

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
How do my chances to kidnapping you for the rest
of the afternoon? What did you say anywhere you want
to go? I'm going nuts thinking about you.

Speaker 29 (01:51:23):
But if you want to talk to me, you call
me back.

Speaker 12 (01:51:25):
What do you have my phone number? Call me rock
you get on this phone.

Speaker 29 (01:51:30):
I don't even think you know who you're calling.

Speaker 4 (01:51:31):
Don't get smart with me.

Speaker 29 (01:51:33):
Yeah we sure aren't we?

Speaker 4 (01:51:35):
Oh Jesus Christ, are.

Speaker 29 (01:51:37):
You wanting something? Are you wanting to talk to me
about something?

Speaker 4 (01:51:39):
I haven't met anybody like you?

Speaker 29 (01:51:41):
I'm sorry, what I know?

Speaker 32 (01:51:43):
Things haven't been so good with us lately. It's just
anything we're able to happen here.

Speaker 29 (01:51:48):
You know, when you start speaking English then you can
talk to me until then, get off my ass?

Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
What are you stupid? Huh?

Speaker 29 (01:51:56):
You shove it?

Speaker 4 (01:51:57):
Oh? Really?

Speaker 12 (01:52:00):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:52:01):
How you doing all right?

Speaker 37 (01:52:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:52:03):
It's me?

Speaker 12 (01:52:03):
Who is me?

Speaker 4 (01:52:05):
You know? Arena's cousin Arena? Who whisky Valerie?

Speaker 12 (01:52:09):
You must have the wrong number. I don't know what
you're talking about.

Speaker 26 (01:52:12):
Oh I know about this, guys. He joys a livery cab.
It wasn't very nice to someone important to me.

Speaker 12 (01:52:17):
Well what can I do for you?

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
Just trying to worry me? You got a problem?

Speaker 12 (01:52:21):
Have you got a problem?

Speaker 4 (01:52:22):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (01:52:23):
Take it easy?

Speaker 12 (01:52:24):
Well, look what can I do for you?

Speaker 4 (01:52:25):
Looking for this Russian? Well he's a friend of foot
line of Carolinko.

Speaker 12 (01:52:29):
I don't have any idea who she is.

Speaker 4 (01:52:31):
You know it's your job to make my job for
you too. Here my nephew on a phone.

Speaker 12 (01:52:35):
What nephew? What listen?

Speaker 4 (01:52:38):
Just screwing everything up your football career? Donn a dream?

Speaker 12 (01:52:42):
Who are you trying to get in touch with?

Speaker 4 (01:52:44):
No? Can I?

Speaker 35 (01:52:45):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:52:45):
One go ahead with what you want to talk about?

Speaker 26 (01:52:48):
Well, let's be clear on this right now. Just chuck
across out from under a rock. He's your problem, not mine.

Speaker 12 (01:52:53):
Oh my problem.

Speaker 4 (01:52:54):
Hey, take it easy.

Speaker 12 (01:52:56):
You take it easy, my friend.

Speaker 4 (01:52:58):
Don't get smart with me.

Speaker 12 (01:52:59):
You show your I suppose we here in my house
and I'll show you how smart I'll get.

Speaker 4 (01:53:02):
Oh really, Tom shout hello? Hello there he is fresh,
Prince of New Jersey.

Speaker 6 (01:53:10):
How you doing do fine?

Speaker 26 (01:53:12):
There is something maybe you can help me with. There
is something maybe you can help me with.

Speaker 19 (01:53:21):
Okay.

Speaker 39 (01:53:22):
A young man who worked for us, our own sanitation.
He he died?

Speaker 4 (01:53:30):
Who he or know?

Speaker 19 (01:53:33):
Who are you calling?

Speaker 4 (01:53:34):
He died? That's all uh related that. Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?

Speaker 19 (01:53:39):
No, So let me get somebody else on the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:53:41):
Hang on, don't get smart with me.

Speaker 19 (01:53:43):
Listen. I don't know who you are, what you want.
I can't get smart with him, just trying to understand you.

Speaker 4 (01:53:47):
You ain't getting off that easy.

Speaker 19 (01:53:49):
I don't know who you are. I don't think you
know who you're talking to you.

Speaker 4 (01:53:52):
Did you wrap the package?

Speaker 19 (01:53:54):
I have no idea what you're referring to you.

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
It's ready where the package could survive? What package?

Speaker 6 (01:54:00):
If I could survive?

Speaker 19 (01:54:01):
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:54:03):
I got a meeting with Slava. I could be walking into.

Speaker 12 (01:54:05):
A who Slava is Chileida?

Speaker 3 (01:54:11):
Hello?

Speaker 19 (01:54:12):
Hello, Hello, Hey, this is Wendy Wit.

Speaker 4 (01:54:15):
If you want a phone?

Speaker 12 (01:54:17):
What wit?

Speaker 29 (01:54:18):
If you want a phone, well, I tell you what
you just told on a minute?

Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
Okay, Hey, take it easy.

Speaker 19 (01:54:23):
I'm taking it easy.

Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
Can I go on FI minute and I'll let you
speak to somebody? Yell?

Speaker 12 (01:54:28):
Hello, Wit?

Speaker 4 (01:54:29):
If you want a phone?

Speaker 12 (01:54:30):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 16 (01:54:32):
Who am I speaking with?

Speaker 4 (01:54:33):
Yeah, it's me, It's me. Who you been?

Speaker 24 (01:54:37):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (01:54:38):
You been?

Speaker 4 (01:54:39):
Hey?

Speaker 26 (01:54:39):
Take it easy, stick it up your ass.

Speaker 4 (01:54:41):
I'm not already. Just calm down, Calm down.

Speaker 16 (01:54:45):
Why don't you calm down?

Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
You from me?

Speaker 12 (01:54:49):
I don't want nothing from you. Try calling somebody else,
will you?

Speaker 18 (01:54:52):
Hey, take it easy, take it easy.

Speaker 12 (01:54:55):
You're you're backing up the wrong tree. Baby.

Speaker 26 (01:54:57):
But let's be clear on this right now, you better
call something. Crawls up from under a rock? Is your
problem not mine?

Speaker 4 (01:55:03):
That's good.

Speaker 12 (01:55:03):
I'm out from under the rock.

Speaker 4 (01:55:05):
You blieve me and you betray my daughter.

Speaker 12 (01:55:07):
I've had your daughter.

Speaker 4 (01:55:08):
What are you stupid? Huh?

Speaker 12 (01:55:10):
No, you are because I've had your daughter and your
wife boat.

Speaker 4 (01:55:13):
Hey. Hey, you know I love you mo than anything
in the world man, I.

Speaker 12 (01:55:18):
Love you too, baby, and I love your wife and daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
Both Elvis Duran phone tap. This faltab was pre recorded
with permission granted by all the.

Speaker 21 (01:55:29):
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morning show Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
Durana This the one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:55:37):
You know what I miss? What Pizza hut buffets? Oh oh,
I remember those. I remember, remember Pizza hut buffets.

Speaker 5 (01:55:48):
What do they have besides pizza?

Speaker 7 (01:55:50):
Well that and sometimes some pasta. Oh but it was
buffet style and salad. This is of course pre pandemic
right from yes, very much pre pandemic. It was awesome
and you can always tell an old pizza hut building
when you see it too. Look, I know down the
block from me where I live in the Santa Fe

(01:56:10):
the old Pizza Hud is now like a veterinarian office,
but it still has like the red roof.

Speaker 11 (01:56:15):
It's gonna weird. The best red cups, remember those red
cups with like the O the plastic the plastic cup plastics.

Speaker 6 (01:56:22):
Yeah yeah yeah. And they would use that shaved ice
inside there and you can get free refs.

Speaker 7 (01:56:27):
You know what else I missed? Super salad, Remember super salad.
Super salad was like a huge salad bar, and you
could get soup and salad and you could like build
your own salad. You would never find that today because
it's full of disease.

Speaker 6 (01:56:40):
Yes, sweet tomatoes. Sweet tomatoes here in Florida is what
we had.

Speaker 5 (01:56:44):
Sweet tomatoes is the best. I got a gift certificate
for my birthday for sweet tomatoes because I loved it
so much.

Speaker 7 (01:56:50):
And the end of the day, I was in the
frozen section at the grocery store.

Speaker 6 (01:56:54):
I was looking for a jello pudding pops. Can find them?
Where are they?

Speaker 24 (01:56:59):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:56:59):
Yeah, you guys are not as excited as me about
jello pudding pops.

Speaker 6 (01:57:04):
They were great, right, Danielle, Yeah, I remember those. All
I could think of was Bill Cosby in the commor
Oh exactly. Well, okay, let that go. What happened to
Choco Taco's? Remember Choco taco That one sent me.

Speaker 5 (01:57:15):
With rage when they went away. Were trying to sell
them for like thousands of dollars, hundreds of dollars if
you wanted a Choco taco.

Speaker 6 (01:57:24):
But yeah, they were saying they bringing them back. Yeaheah
out Toyd Sours, Remember those They're gone? Can't find them,
can't find them anywhere. Yeah, I guess I'm living in
the past.

Speaker 7 (01:57:35):
Man, can't If I could just start with a pizza
but fay, I'd be pretty cool, okay to that?

Speaker 6 (01:57:40):
What's up? Scary?

Speaker 14 (01:57:41):
I was about to say that I miss Sizzler, but
they said there are still seventy seven Sizzler locations still
in existence in the United States.

Speaker 12 (01:57:52):
Gone.

Speaker 6 (01:57:52):
Do you ever go to a Sizzler? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:57:54):
Absolutely, And my friends ran out on the bill.

Speaker 7 (01:57:56):
It was great, of course, Yeah, if you're gonna run
out on a bill, do it so. But they had
like it was a buffet. It started with salad bar
and then steaks, and then right next to the steak
was a big vat of chocolate pudding.

Speaker 6 (01:58:08):
What's going on here? There was always chocolate pudding.

Speaker 7 (01:58:11):
Oh god, if only if only someone just said, uh,
there's a pizza hut in Northeast Ohio that still has
the buffet. Oh my god, I crave it. Anyway, I
remember Wendy's used to have a salad bar. Salad bars.
I think we're done. We're never going to have those again,
are we?

Speaker 4 (01:58:30):
Well?

Speaker 20 (01:58:30):
I do know, did my research, and it's not because
of the unsanitary conditions of the restaurant. But it's just
because that's the nature of that food that that's what
gets all the bacteria. Yeah, yeah, so I think that's
why you don't see him as much.

Speaker 2 (01:58:44):
Red Lobster I have one too.

Speaker 6 (01:58:46):
Thinks Fridays used to have.

Speaker 7 (01:58:50):
God, I'm so hungry. I can't wait to go out
and find a Ruby Tuesday. Hey, but look at all
the texts coming in the texts, tons of Pizza Hut texts.
They missed, they missed the buffet. Pizza Hut is still
huge in Europe. Really, it really is. You can find
Pizza Hut all over Europe. It's not the buffet.

Speaker 9 (01:59:08):
Follow us, Elvis Durantio.

Speaker 7 (01:59:13):
All right, guys, let's get out of here. We'll come
back and do it again. Until that time, say peace out, everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:59:18):
Pizza