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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's not my fault.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You're li likek in love with me or something.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Guys, and I love your show you all the time.
I love you guys, love you more.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll co exist and love each other. I love it
so much.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Oh my god, I love your show.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Love love, love you guys.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Good morning everybody at Elvis dr and I love you
like go with.

Speaker 6 (00:22):
Me Elvis da ran in the morning show.

Speaker 7 (00:25):
Oh my god, do you feel all the love?

Speaker 8 (00:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (00:27):
I do.

Speaker 7 (00:28):
There's love rolling around here. Welcome today. It is Wednesday,
March thirteenth. Did I get that right?

Speaker 10 (00:33):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (00:34):
I got it right. Yeah, yeah, this you got today right?
We got that going for us. Good morning, Danielle, Good morning,
Hi there, Gandhi. What's going on?

Speaker 6 (00:41):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (00:41):
Just living you know, yeah, living living large And there's
a producer Sam is here? What you have for dinner
last night?

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Pet tonight?

Speaker 11 (00:48):
Nice and lazy?

Speaker 7 (00:49):
Yeah? Absolutely buenos. D Well, hey you we're one day
away from food news Thursday, Froggy. I've got some big
food news for you today. I don't know if about
me to divulge or should we just wait till tomorrow
to divulge. Let's wait till tomorrow, all right, Good morning,
let's see scary. Good morning, Scary, Good morning, and back

(01:09):
from Austin, Texas and the iHeartRadio podcast towards Scottie Bee.
Good morning. It's great to be back. Thank you. Did
you enjoy Austin? It was so much. But it's such
a fun city, so much live music. Really loved it.
It was great. It is a cool place. Anyway, welcome today, Danielle.
What do you want to hear start the show?

Speaker 10 (01:26):
I have a well little holler back from us.

Speaker 7 (01:30):
Okay, let's do it. You mean Bana's line? Go see
if you can remember it.

Speaker 10 (01:35):
Okay, this sleep is bananas be a a yenna.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, the.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Word.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
But you know what, I heart it already cleaned up
that song and we just found out they cleaned it
up even more. Yeah, whyse soon we won't we won't
be able to say the word banana because banana it's
suggested because it's like phallic looking and we can't talk
about my heart. Hey, let's talk to our first caller today, Marissa.
Line one. Uh So, Marissa, tell us about the day.

(02:07):
What's coming on? What's coming on today?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
What is coming on today?

Speaker 9 (02:11):
Well?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
I am driving into Queens to pick up my son
from Saint John's driving all the way back home to Milford, Pennsylvania,
and taking him to get his license renewed so he
can celebrate his first Saint Patrick's Day legally.

Speaker 9 (02:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I don't wider that or mistucker, both come on both?

Speaker 7 (02:38):
Wait, what met his first legal Saint Patrick's Day?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Well, he's a junior, so and it's safe to assume
he's six foot four, two hundred and sixty bounds full beard.
It's seem to assume he may have celebrated prior to this, Oh.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
That kind of legal? Yes, you know what I was
growing up and when I turned when I turned of age.
My I don't remember my mom ever declaring me legal.
You're not legal. I don't know what I mean. I
was here, I was here on earth illegally. I don't know.
Now I get it all right, Well, you and your
son have a beautiful day to day. Thank you for

(03:19):
being the first caller of the day. What do you
have for a friend, Marissa, Well, you can treat your
son to some Wendy's.

Speaker 12 (03:25):
You get that two for three dollars deal thanks to
a fifty dollars Wendy's gift card.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
Oh yeah, Wendy says, great hanging over food. It's factors.
We love Wendy's anyway, you get it. Hey, Marissa, thanks
for kicking us off on this Wednesday, and I'll you
have the best day ever.

Speaker 9 (03:40):
Okay, Happy Wednesday, you too, you too?

Speaker 7 (03:44):
Be safe, Mom, Hold on one second, Gosh, do you
remember when you were first legal? Did you drink before
you were legally able to do it?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I didn't. I was such a boring person.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Yeah, but so so Danielle and Gandhi. Neither of you
had a average before the legal age.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
You didn't either.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, I did all kinds of other soulk, but I
did not kind of alcohol.

Speaker 10 (04:07):
Do you know the story of the beer my beer
can right that I saved?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I beg your pardon, why save the first.

Speaker 10 (04:13):
Beer can that I ever finished? And idiot me put
it in my glove compartment. So here's what happened. I
actually wound up going the wrong way down the street
one day and the police pulled me over. I opened
the glove compartment to get my stuff out, and the
beer can rolled out and I should explain it, and
the and the police officer said, yeah, that's the craziest

(04:35):
explanation's got to be the truth.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
You're all good?

Speaker 7 (04:38):
Oh wow, that was so close. Yeah, where's the beer can? Now?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't know, no, I throw it away by now.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
But you know, never heard of anyone saving their first
beer can.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I did it.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's a cool thing to me.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
I don't know, no, no, no, but look look, look
for its senship. Where's anyway you lucked out?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (04:55):
I wish we had that beer can. All right, let's
get into the three things we need to know from
Gandhi and let's move on with it. What's going on? Gardi?

Speaker 13 (05:01):
American missionaries are trapped in Haiti and they're worried that
nobody is coming to rescue them. The Caribbean nation, if
you haven't been paying attention, has descended into chaos as
gang violence has overtaken the country. Apparently, the US Embassy
hasn't been able to provide much help. At the embassy,
non essential personnel have been evacuated and additional marines have
been brought in for security.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Daniel, this may be for you. You might want to
pay attention.

Speaker 13 (05:25):
A Florida man is recovering after getting tapeworm eggs in
his brain. A case report published last week, says he
suffered from persistent migraines. A CT scan found tapeworm eggs
vestering in his brain. Doctors believe the parasite infestation was
caused by his habit of eating undercooked bacon.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I know you don't do that.

Speaker 13 (05:45):
Always cook the pork because undercooked pork can contain microscopic
eggs of poor.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah, in his.

Speaker 13 (05:53):
Head, in his brain, Oh my god, disgusting. And finally,
a study in England found some pretty good news.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
You can learn how to be happy.

Speaker 13 (06:05):
The University of Bristol launched a class back in twenty
eighteen called the Science of Happiness.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
We've talked about it before.

Speaker 13 (06:10):
It covers the latest science on why some people are
happy and some are not.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
The study found.

Speaker 13 (06:15):
Students enrolled in the course did come out of it
happier than they were when they went in. But there's
a catch. You can't just learn how to be happy
and call it a day. Long term joy in life
requires ongoing practice and dedication. Yeah, and those are your
three things.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
All right, you guys ready for you Wednesday?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (06:30):
Yeah, all right, let's dar good morning.

Speaker 11 (06:33):
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Speaker 6 (06:55):
Maybe this is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show yesterday.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
I wish you guys could have been in the car
with me. We had a beautiful sunny day. We had
all the windows down and we were blasting Jack Harlow
through downtown night And so when you know, you know
how it is when you're walking down the sidewalking you
can hear the bass the wolfer in the car coming
up behind you and they're going slow, but the music's
so loud that they're probably in pain listening to it
in the car, right, it's so loud. We were doing that.

(07:22):
Jack Harlow was so loud, and the wolfer in the
car was booming, and everyone's looking in like, you know,
waiting to see, you know, some twenty year old and
they saw me driving like what the hell you go,
grandpa control? You're Jack Harlowe. Oh my god. It was
so funny. How was your day yesterday, Danielle? What tell

(07:45):
me the highlight?

Speaker 10 (07:46):
The highlight of my day was we went to the
track dinner for my son's track team at his high
school and he won Rookie of the Year, so pressed
wore yesterday you go Presston. It was also and then
all the kids got you know, lots of different awards,
and that the track family is just so wonderful. I
mean they really are, so shout out to Berg and Catholic,

(08:07):
to all the coaches, They're amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Loved them all.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Gandhi, how about your day? What was the highlight?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh? So I think I told you guys this already.

Speaker 13 (08:14):
But for my birthday, which was in December, I asked
my friends just give me love letters. I don't want gifts,
just send me love letters. And I got a bunch
of them because my mail has been getting jammed up
and delayed. I got a bunch yesterday and it was awesome.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Oh oh that's nice in December, just now getting there.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't want to talk about the post office. They
are on my list count Day's post office.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
Oh no, don't say that.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm so mad.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Oh my god, how about you Froggy, How was your
day yesterday? I was good. Idea.

Speaker 14 (08:42):
We had Military Appreciation Day here in Jacksonville, the Player's
golf tournament, which is a really big event that goes
on here. We did that yesterday and honored Canines for
Warriors was the honoree the military organization yesterday that we honored.
They're getting ready to do their one thousandth graduate where
they have saved so many dogs over a thousand veterans.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Now, wow, that is incredible. Allright, a great day. Who
performed Cole Swindell. Oh, there you go a lot of
event there in Jack's that's a big event.

Speaker 14 (09:12):
There was over there was They estimated between twelve and
fifteen thousand people yesterday.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
They're just for that concert. It was crazy. Danielle got
us scary. What was your day?

Speaker 10 (09:22):
Like?

Speaker 7 (09:22):
What was the highlight?

Speaker 15 (09:23):
Meeting my friends at the River Palm Terrace in Edgewater
for lunch and breaking my carbs and sugar fast for
the five days.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
He's like, I'm back to cars and sugar baby, Carvey, Right,
come on, Carbb, what did you What did you eat?
What sugar and what carb did you?

Speaker 16 (09:42):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (09:42):
My god?

Speaker 15 (09:42):
Well I had I had to have that the dinner roll,
I mean I I had bread.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
Oh my god, the dinner rightly?

Speaker 15 (09:50):
You celebrated this followed by some ravioli, and then for dessert,
I and gorged in a bowl of ice cream and
a brownie like they had.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I have a question.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
You use the word engorged.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's perfect.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
What's your question, Danielle?

Speaker 10 (10:06):
If you've given it up for this amount of time? Okay,
does your body go into kind of like shock, like
is it a lot for it to take? Do you
not get sick after?

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Yeah? Did you crap yourself?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
What happened?

Speaker 9 (10:16):
Well?

Speaker 15 (10:16):
No, I did not, but I didn't want to eat
as much of it as I would crave because it
was like, ooh sweet, what's this?

Speaker 7 (10:24):
And I engorged myself. I love it. What was the
hotlight of your day? Yesterday? Straight night? Okay?

Speaker 12 (10:30):
So I walked down the street here fifty fifth Street,
and I found one of these places says massages.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Because you know, I pinched this nerve in my neck.

Speaker 12 (10:37):
So I go in there and it was a Turkish
guy named Peter, and he put me in that chair,
you know that weird face down, face down, And it
wasn't a massage table and I'm fairly certain my hand
grazed his thing a jig.

Speaker 17 (10:57):
Wow, what do you need for me?

Speaker 7 (11:01):
Yeah, I'm really jealous. I wish I was there in
the chair with you.

Speaker 18 (11:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (11:04):
I mean there's only so many places for your hands
to go, and you know, so when he was going
around to do the front, fairly certain I felt it.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Oh, gandhi, what's your term for that? If you're getting
a massage and they dong you?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yea, he got dogged.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
I think I got dogged.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, he got handed.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
Sam, the Hellhland of your day? Please.

Speaker 19 (11:23):
I have been struggling with a piece in pottery that's
really big, so there's a lot of hours behind it
that I don't love, and yesterday I feel like I
finally cracked what I didn't love about it and I
fixed it.

Speaker 11 (11:33):
So I'm very I'm very proud right now.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Yeah, there you go. Let's get some horse cups. Roland.

Speaker 11 (11:38):
Who are you doing with half of our Serial Killers team?
Scotti Bee?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
He's back.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Welcome back to Scotty Bee.

Speaker 20 (11:43):
Thank you, it's great to be back. If it's your
birthday today, you share it with your boy Jack Harlowe.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yes, heyday, right.

Speaker 20 (11:49):
Tristan Thompson and common Capricorn. Keep pushing forward. Consistency is
the best way to make a change. Your days an
eight Aquarius.

Speaker 19 (11:56):
Your idealism will lead to an inspiring conversation. You'll spark
change it in an interaction. Your day's a nine Pisce.

Speaker 20 (12:02):
Easier artistry brings joy not only to you, but to others.
Reconnect with that part of yourself. Your day's a nine Aries.

Speaker 19 (12:08):
You're going to experience a rush of energy, so pre
plan where to put it.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Your days an eight.

Speaker 20 (12:12):
Taurus, get ready to accept accolades. Recognition for your hard
work is on the way.

Speaker 19 (12:17):
Your day is a ten age Gemini. Curiosity opens new doors,
Be brave and chase it.

Speaker 20 (12:21):
Your day's an eight Cancer. It's all right to change
your mind on a decision. It's how you handle the
change that matters most. Your day is a six Leo.

Speaker 19 (12:28):
You're in need of a real recharge. Maybe take some
time away from computer screens. Your days of five Virgo.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
Trust your instincts. If something seems too good to be true,
it likely is. Your day's of seven Libra.

Speaker 19 (12:39):
Stay out of someone else's drama. You might get pulled
in more than you bargain for.

Speaker 11 (12:43):
Your day's a six Scorpio.

Speaker 20 (12:44):
What goes around comes around. Careful with that karma you're
putting into the universe. Your day is a seven.

Speaker 11 (12:49):
And finally, Satittarius.

Speaker 19 (12:51):
If you worry too much about something that hasn't happened yet,
you'll be putting yourself through it twice.

Speaker 11 (12:55):
Your day's a nine, and those are you Wednesday morning Horscopes.

Speaker 7 (12:58):
Well here we go, Danielle, what's your first We're all
about today?

Speaker 10 (13:00):
Yancey's new album has a name and Jelly Rowl gets
his teeth fixed.

Speaker 7 (13:05):
Yeah, I heard. I read that headline. I'm dying to
hear what the full story is that?

Speaker 4 (13:09):
And more is all the way.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
The Mercedes Benz Interview.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Lounge Fiel Digress Tyson, you said.

Speaker 13 (13:14):
Something to the effect of maybe if there was another
form of life, they probably would not crash something into.

Speaker 12 (13:20):
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Speaker 6 (13:41):
Slash EQE Elvis Duran in the Morning Show Elvis Duran
and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
So we were talking about the story from the New
York area where this vegan restaurant was subject tuoting Duncan
donuts for theirs and selling them right without telling you
when they were Duncan. Oh god, And I'm like, okay,

(14:11):
does this happen more? I mean than we know? We
know of a great restaurant. It's a bar. I'm not
going to tell you which one it is. It's kind
of famous in New York City. On the appetizer list
on the menu, if you order the dumplings, they call
it in an order at the Chinese restaurant down the street,
and they bring them in, they deliver them, and they
take them back to the kitchen, they warm them up,

(14:33):
and they charge you twice as much.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Is they here fraud?

Speaker 17 (14:37):
Brilliant?

Speaker 7 (14:38):
Is it fraud?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I mean fraud?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, it's not, but they tell it. Well, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
They're really good.

Speaker 13 (14:47):
So if you could just walk down the street and
get them for half the price, but these people are
trying to pass them off as their own.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Do they just tell you, hey, we're going to get
these dumplings from down the street.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
No, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
I mean it looked like they ordered a lot so
you for the day, and when we ordered hours, they realize,
oh my god, we got to call in an order.
Elvis and Alex want dumplings. Here's the thing, though, I
didn't mind paying a little extra because we were sitting
at their bar having their cocktails, having a great day,
and they were good.

Speaker 10 (15:12):
Do you know that some people have told me that
about hair salons, like say, they sell their own products,
their own shampoo and conditioners and whatever that they know
of people who have gone to the store, what the
cheap crap that's on the shelf and poured it into
those bottles and sold it as their own.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
And there you go.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
This happens all the time, you know it does.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's why we have trust issues.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
Yeah, well, okay, so as you listen, text me now
let me know if is it your restaurant, is it
your beauty supply company? Whatever? You know, just like restaurants,
they if you drink like a bottle of Gray Goose
vodka and it's empty, don't bore the cheap crap in there,
and they put them back on the bar. That happens
all the time. I know some old school, old school

(15:56):
bartenders over actually bar owners that do that all the time.

Speaker 13 (16:00):
Oh man, okay, isn't the How is that not against
the law to pass off one product as another product?

Speaker 7 (16:05):
It's total the law.

Speaker 13 (16:07):
Stumpling people are frauds. These alcohol people are frauds.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Fraud.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
If you're defrauding your customers, call me now. We want
to hear from here. We don't't use your name. What's up? Scary?

Speaker 15 (16:17):
Well, the alcohol issue aside, because that I think is illegal.
But I think restaurants outsource their goods a lot, and
it's okay for them to rebrand it because they've paid
for the goods and you're paying for the goods, and
they can rebrand it any way they feel like, and.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
I'm absolute with it. I mean, you know, when you
walk in front of a restaurant during the day when
they're closed, maybe, but that huge, huge delivery truck is
out front from that those famous restaurants supply companies. That's
where they're getting their their appetizers that they fry up.
That's where they're getting their cheesecakes. They don't make the
cheesecake in the house. They sometimes they do, but they
so we just but we always assume there's someone in

(16:53):
the back making all this stuff and they're not. They're not.
But that's just the way it is. Are they defrauding us?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (17:02):
I think if you don't say, like, oh, this is
a Pepperidge Farm cookie and you try to pass it
off as like a chef's specialty, that is fraudulent.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
This is no pepper farm.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Pepperck Farm, good example, they actually have truck routes in
the city. They delivered the restaurants all the time. You're
eating their stuff, but it doesn't have pepperid Farm written
on it. There you go, what's up, Nate?

Speaker 12 (17:22):
So I feel like this happens with condiments in probably
half the restaurants out there. You see a bottle that
says Hines guarantee, it's not Heines. They got somebody with
a big jug that says cats up.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Totally eat cats up. No guarantee, of course they do.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
But what you know, I feel like, I know, like
it has some people would call it out.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
Yeah, yeah, some people could call it out. And you
know they top those bottles off every night, you know,
or every morning before service. Anyway, text me now fifty
five one hundred. Let's get into the Danielle report. Oh Danielle, Yes.

Speaker 10 (17:56):
Well, yeah, Beyonce's next album will be Cowboy, and it's
expected to release March twenty ninth. She focuses on country.
We know that two singles already. Oh you know, Texas
hold Him in sixteen carriages and Texas Hold Him helped
Beyonce break records, becoming the first black woman to hit
number one on the Billboard Hot one hundred with a
country song. And you know, there are rumors that she

(18:18):
has done Dolly Parton's Joe Lene and that will be
on the album, and that Dolly is one hundred percent
behind this. So March twenty ninth when we can expect
that album. Nev Campbell, we'll be back for Scream seven.

Speaker 16 (18:28):
Now.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
Originally I told you guys there was a little salary dispute.
You know, she wasn't coming back. Jenna Ortego left the
franchise as well, but never announced she is back at
Sidney Prescott, so a lot of people excited about that.
So Jelly Roll just underwent a major mouth reconstruction surgery,
so his wife Bunny of course taking video of the

(18:51):
whole thing, even when he went under sedation, but I
think this is right before sedation, where he explains what
he's having done.

Speaker 21 (18:57):
I'm having to pragnice you and I've had the same
veneers for twenty years. I'm finally getting them replace and
I'm getting some implants and I'm getting some cavities and
some wisdom teeth pulled out. You get completely mouth reconstructive surgery.
I feel like I'm finally taking care of and.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
Then he's living his life.

Speaker 10 (19:17):
He is when he was under, the dentist was like,
how you feeling, He's like sexy, and then everybody started boy,
everyone started laughing. So Taylor's West first show is in
Arizona on the Era's tour, happened this weekend. This weekend
marks the one year celebration, and so what are they
gonna do? Well? Of course, the concert film arrives tomorrow

(19:37):
on Disney Plus. They paid seventy five million dollars for
the rights to stream that, and the IRS is telling people, listen,
if you resold tickets to Tailorswift's concert or Beyonce's concert,
you owe us money. If you do stub Hub or
eBay or YouTube, Instagram, poshmark, Hello, we're cracking down this

(19:58):
unreported income. We are coming after you this year, so
Jess letting you guys know. So if you watch the
Lifetime documentary about Wendy Williams, you saw will and Sean.
They were like her publicists and like her assistant. They
were all taking care of her. Well, they have both
been ousted. Apparently they were like, uh uh, they were
not keeping her best interest at heart, and so they

(20:19):
are being replaced.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
So they are gone, guys.

Speaker 10 (20:23):
So Nordstrom is telling us five trends that we will
see this spring clothing wise and jewelry and shoes. So
they're saying, let me write, Okay, white dresses are going
to be in this season. Okay, preppy styles are going
to be in this spring. Chunky silver jewelry is going
to be in trench coats and flats and kitten heels

(20:46):
instead of those big major heels we were usually wearing,
the smaller kitten heels will be in in flats, which
is very nice.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
And that if you wear a trench, do you have
to wear something under it or can?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
It does not say you have to, but I will
leave that up to you.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Elvis, Okay, right, thank you.

Speaker 10 (21:02):
The Mass singer is on tonight, The Survivor and The
Amazing Race. It's the thirty six season for me of
the Amazing Race tonight, and that's my Danielle record.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
So we're talking about people buying frauds or selling frauds. Danielle,
when you go to Canal Street, what's the difference. You're
always buying these knockoff bags.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Knockoff bags? Well, we know, we know it, and then
we do.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, we have the options to make that choice.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
But it's highly highly highly illegal.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh yeah it is.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
Because they were ripping off these kind of buy lied.

Speaker 10 (21:32):
And said I thought this was real. I had no idea,
Like how do they prove that? I thought it was vake?
Like I could be stupid and thought it.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
Was real, you know, Nicole Online nineteen. This is the
text we're getting the most of today about baked goods
being sold in coffee shops. Where are they coming from? Hey? Nicole?
How are you? How are you doing good?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 7 (21:57):
So you worked at a bakery where they actually have
others in the back and they have bake those big
mixing mixing machines. You could actually make your own dough
and bake them in your in your ovens right at
this bakery. Uh.

Speaker 22 (22:12):
Yeah, they actually had two locations, so they would take
some big goods from one location and bring it to
our location. But right, they wouldn't make their own muffins
or cookies. They would buy them for Costco.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Costco. Okay, you don't, it's not It's not unusual, Nicole.
We're seeing a ton of texts from people saying they
buy all of their baked goods at Costco or Sam's Club. Absolutely,
I believe it.

Speaker 9 (22:38):
They have good stuff.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Wow, well they do, of course they do. I mean,
but is there a sign in the window that says
homemade or you don't say we make it in our
own kitchen? Why not?

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Ye?

Speaker 7 (22:50):
Okay, this is why there you go.

Speaker 23 (22:52):
This is.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
As long as you as long as you enjoy it
as you eat it, and you don't feel like you
were ripped off.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah okay, oh some people do.

Speaker 22 (23:01):
They would come in and they would say this tastes
just like Costco.

Speaker 7 (23:03):
Yeah, that's crazy, all right, Nicole, Thank you very much,
have a great day. Thank you for listening to us.
Let's see line eighteen is Carly worked at a grocery store.
Hey Carly, Hey, Hey, thanks for listening to us. So
you guys baked your own fresh bagels, right, yeah?

Speaker 8 (23:25):
So we I worked at a grocery store. I don't
work there anymore because.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
It was terrible.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
But we would make our own the first thing in
the morning, fresh o Thiago bagels. And then this man
who owned this cafe, he would do a large order
of the Otiago bagels and then take them to his cafe,
line them up in the case, make them look all
nice like he baked them that morning, and then he

(23:53):
doubled the price. We would charge maybe seventy five cents
for these bagels, and he was charging like dollars. And
then he would make sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
Yeah, And the sandwiches he was charging like eight dollars,
and he would sell out. He was ordering like three
four dozen of our bagels a week and selling them.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Wow wow.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Well, look, the people who worked in this place, they
know exactly what they're doing, right So yeah, But like
I said, if they post a sign that says we
baked these fresh this morning right here in this back
in this kitchen, you know what, that's I'm with you.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Yeah, But Nate.

Speaker 7 (24:30):
Says, what we're gonna do, that's business.

Speaker 10 (24:32):
Yeah, you know if you just buy them and you
sell him like Mustapha's cart, you know that he buys
bagels from someone, he buys muffins from someone, but he
doesn't have a sign saying I baked these money.

Speaker 12 (24:44):
I would go to that place that was reselling the
bagels and be like, hey, if you want them even fresher,
come down the street that right out of the oven.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
That's what I would do. Stand right outside that door.
I can see, I can see you actually doing that name.
I know you wouldn't crap. All right, Well, thank you, Carly,
I have a good day. We appreciate it. So this
is a buyer beware, buyer beware, as they say. But yeah,
most of these texts are coming in from they're about
baked goods. Oh wow, they could have like like three

(25:12):
different middlemen between the actual oven and the actual cash register.
So I don't know. Hey, it's that time of day
where I go, hmm, should we play a game or something?
What do we have? What do you want to do?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
We have an audio game if you would like it. Celebrities?
What is it in March's.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Artists born in March? Can we do that? Can we
ifit's that in all right, call me now. So you
need to know your music. Don't screw us over one
eight hundred and two four to two zero one hundred
artists born in March.

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Speaker 6 (26:07):
This is Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Sometimes you find out a lot about your favorite performers
and artists after they passed away. Prince, for instance, I know, Danielle,
you and I are big Prince fans, right, I mean totally.

Speaker 9 (26:20):
So.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
He was on the David Letterman Show when David was
doing the Late Show, right yeah, and he performed and
he didn't want to sit down and talk with David Letterman,
so he faked a seizure and his bodyguards whisked him
off the set and out of the They carried him
out of the building.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Oh my goodness, he.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Totally faked it just to get out of the building.
And so that that begs the question, I mean, do
you have you have you ever faked like a major,
a major medical thing just to get out of something.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
No, No, I feel like that's such bad luck.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
I know.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, Karma.

Speaker 13 (27:00):
I did have a friend one time get me out
of work because he called and acted like he was
a police officer and that my dorm room had been vandalized.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
So I got to leave. That was great.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I lied to Prince once.

Speaker 10 (27:15):
Because I did an interview with him, and he only
would do live interviews. He did not do pre records.
I think he was afraid of how people edited it,
and they said, no, we can't there's no live You're
gonna go in there and talk to him in Madison
Square Garden.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
So I was like, okay. So I had to lie
to Prince and say, yeah, this is live here, We're alive.

Speaker 10 (27:33):
We weren't live because you know how much I love
the guy and I'm sitting there lying to him.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
So yeah, and you know he went to the grave entergy.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
No, I must have bothered him the entire time.

Speaker 13 (27:46):
Around apparently we learned yesterday that Pablo Picasso used to
carry around a gun full of blanks and when people
would ask him about his art, he would shoot blanks
at them.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
My god, what okay?

Speaker 7 (28:01):
That could get you into a little trouble.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
That's not strange. I know what.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
It's fascinating.

Speaker 10 (28:05):
You should start doing that and when someone asks you
are how dare you?

Speaker 9 (28:09):
All? Right?

Speaker 7 (28:10):
So here we are in the month of March. A
lot of the artists we play on our show and
and we don't but are famous. We're born in the
month of March. Scary, give me some music. Let's go
ahead and let's see if Brad online eight ha's what
it takes to figure out who these artists are. I
hate Brad. How you doing good?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 7 (28:30):
Doing well? So you know you've heard us play these
music sound contests?

Speaker 9 (28:34):
Right? Oh my yes, yes, I listened every single day.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
Now, are you one of the many people who gets
really mad when you hear songs or artists go by
that you know the answer to, but the person that's
playing has no clue.

Speaker 9 (28:49):
I feel like I know them all, but I'm sure
Now I'm just gonna completely crap the bed I don't, okay,
but I think I got it.

Speaker 7 (28:57):
I got it, okay, all right, if you feel do
you feel his confidence, He's got lots of confidence.

Speaker 13 (29:02):
Yes, I think you can do this, Brad. And all
you have to give is the artist. That's it, exactly.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
I don't have to give the name of the song.
Just the artist is what we're looking for because they
were born in the month of March. Are you ready
to try this out?

Speaker 9 (29:14):
I'm as ready as I'll ever be.

Speaker 7 (29:16):
Here we go, Artist number one born in March, hod.

Speaker 9 (29:23):
On Justin Bieber.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
Absolutely all right, good luck with this. This artist was
born in the month of March. Who's that?

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Oh my gosh. I know the song?

Speaker 7 (29:48):
Of course you do.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
Everybody knows that song? Do you like?

Speaker 7 (29:56):
He may not, he may not even be with us
any longer, but he was born in the on the March.

Speaker 9 (30:01):
God, I do not know that one.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
That's Harry Bellefonte. There you go. I know that. People
that are going he was a huge star even before
my time. Okay, so uh, here we go. Another artist
born in Martin. Who's that?

Speaker 9 (30:29):
I know the song? Again? It's what's her name?

Speaker 7 (30:34):
What's her name? It's a he.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
Oh my god. I am totally. It is Adam Levine.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Froggy, tell Brad. Who that is?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
That is?

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Chris Martina? Okay, here you go, you'll get it's born
in the month of March.

Speaker 19 (31:01):
Who's that?

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Who's that?

Speaker 9 (31:07):
God? Obviously obviously it is it Julie.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Yes, hold on, what's Bonjo's first name?

Speaker 4 (31:18):
John?

Speaker 9 (31:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (31:21):
Come on there, okay, Okay, well, I love obviously obviously
obviously is it Bono?

Speaker 7 (31:28):
Is it obvious? Here we go. Let's see if you
get this artist born in the month of March. Who's that?

Speaker 9 (31:47):
Oh, my gosh, obviously that's a good song.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
Uh, Carrie Underwood, Yes, but you're so excited. Okay, okay,
you're on a roll. Who is this born in the
month of March?

Speaker 6 (32:03):
No, no, that.

Speaker 24 (32:04):
It did something because as.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
A missed you, all right, name that art she was?

Speaker 9 (32:19):
That's an older one. Yes, it is, my gosh.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
Lisa loebe Lisa, Lisa.

Speaker 9 (32:32):
Okay, I wouldn't. I would not have gotten that one.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
All right, Here we go. Artists born in the month
of What a great song? Who's that?

Speaker 9 (32:54):
That is? Joel Meaden? O? Right, said Joe Joel.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Madd Okay, kind of correct, he is right?

Speaker 9 (33:06):
But right's kind.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Of brother who's not even born.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
I'm not going hold on, hold on the twins.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
You're doing this.

Speaker 9 (33:21):
You get it now?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Almost I give it to him.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Well shouldn't we?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I mean we should half a point? Half a point Charlotte?

Speaker 7 (33:32):
Very yeah, that was that was Benji Madden.

Speaker 9 (33:37):
Benji Madden and be okay, I'm sorry, I got I
got half half credit Madden.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
They're twins, yeah, the Madden brother and they were both
born in March. If they're twins, then so that was right,
but not but that wasn't there.

Speaker 13 (33:52):
We're looking for the band we were looking No, we're
looking for the artist. It is good, Charlotte. But also
Joel and Benji Madden are the people who were born
on that day whatever was a boy?

Speaker 7 (34:03):
He was right, he was right, all right, here we go.
Born in the month of month.

Speaker 9 (34:22):
Alright, who's that, sugar Ray m Yeah, yeah, Mark, yes, hold.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
On, Google, Google faster, Google faster.

Speaker 23 (34:39):
Google's like, alright, who's this?

Speaker 7 (34:57):
She was born in the month of marsh Is she?

Speaker 9 (35:01):
That is old? That's a classic. I think it's before
my time.

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Who could be?

Speaker 9 (35:08):
What can he plead? Again?

Speaker 7 (35:17):
Soon to be on Broadway in the devil Worth product.

Speaker 9 (35:21):
Who is Oh I wish I don't know that one.

Speaker 17 (35:26):
Danielle, you know right?

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Yes it's Vanessa Williams. Absolutely all right, I got one
more for you.

Speaker 12 (35:40):
Oh good, good, Who is it?

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Surge?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yes, that's.

Speaker 9 (35:53):
So?

Speaker 7 (35:53):
How many? How many did he get? He had a
lot of fun getting them right and getting them wrong.

Speaker 17 (35:57):
He was a contest.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
He ended up with a sixty percent of that extent.
Is that good enough to win something?

Speaker 6 (36:04):
There?

Speaker 7 (36:04):
Why not?

Speaker 12 (36:04):
How about some elvister ran apparel? Thanks to you, I
can seck Meridian. What do you think about there?

Speaker 9 (36:09):
You got gosh? I would love that would be amazing.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
I can't wish to where.

Speaker 23 (36:13):
That it worked?

Speaker 9 (36:13):
Show you got it?

Speaker 7 (36:14):
You got it? Well, thanks for listening to us, Brad,
have a great.

Speaker 9 (36:17):
Day with you. You have a great day, all right?

Speaker 7 (36:20):
Hold on seconds the anthem? There you go, the anthem
that was awesome. I love everyone's head was going up
and then bomb bomb people love it. People said they
needed to hear that to day. Let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi and then
we get on to our phone tap, which is worth nothing.
We have no money. Maybe next week, maybe this week,

(36:41):
we do promise money. You promised we have money this week,
and you took it away from us.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
I try.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
All right, let's go gandhi. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Okay, this is pretty interesting. Robert F.

Speaker 13 (36:52):
Kennedy Junior has a short list when it comes to
who his running mate on the independent presidential ticket could be.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
Yes, he does.

Speaker 19 (37:00):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (37:00):
It was reported he's been in talks with quarterback Aaron Rodgers,
as well as former Minnesota governor and professional wrestler Jesse Ventura.
Kennedy confirmed that the two were at the top of
his list for potential running mates and says he's been
speaking with Aaron Rodgers pretty continuously for the past month.
Staaten Island University Hospital nurses may go on strike. The

(37:22):
union leaders representing the nurses are expected to announce results
of a strike vote at noon today. Nurses say that
they're being forced to seek work off Staten Island because
of the below market pay and they're complaining about constant
understaffing issues. This is happening at a lot of hospitals.
They say that it's compromising patient care. They've been negotiating
four months with Northwell Health and finally.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
This is a great idea.

Speaker 13 (37:46):
CBS News did a story on a group of skateboarders
in southern California. Did any of you see it? Yes,
it is Okay, they're doing something great for the community.
They're having a good time. They've teamed up with each
other and they will deep clean your pool for free,
but you have to let them drain it and skate
around in it first, and then they take care of
the entire cleaning at the pool.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (38:08):
And they're not talking about like a nice new pool.
They're talking about these disgusting old ding ones that need
to get drained anyway. So they're cleaning them out and
they're having a good time. And those are your three things.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
By the way, you know, we were doing the free
crap phone tap several weeks ago. We're just giving away
stuff from the office because we had no budget. We
just heard from Dina. She's the one who won the
toilet seat Scottie. She got it. Yeah, she came home
and she had her lovely crap package waiting for her.
You gave me a T shirt. Thank you so much. Hello, lady,
I need that from tapping material. Okay, she says he

(38:40):
knows hair trimmers were a little sus but she loves
us anyway. They're not used promise, so congratulations. See we
do ship out the free crap you went on our show.
What do we just Let's do a free crap phone
tap next, come on some crap. Someone go pillage, I'll go,
I'll go. O get yo God eat your turn. Go
steal stuff from the office. We'll give it away. Next

(39:02):
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Let my best friend Patty Steele and her podcast, The
Backstory with Patty Steel be your guide.

Speaker 11 (39:13):
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Speaker 7 (39:26):
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Speaker 6 (39:38):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (39:41):
You guys are disgusting. The legitimate question, M no, it's
not legitimate and we're not going to ask that question
on the end. Let's wait for the podcast. Oh oh,
this is definitely podcast on today's fifth Well, no, no,
we can't say out loud. On today's fifteen mini Morning
Show podcast, we'll ask the question. So make sure you're

(40:02):
listening later on today when we post the fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast. Danielle, See, daniel I'm so glad you
weren't in the room to hear that awful conversation. Oh no,
you'll find out. We'll find out. Hey, you know what,
uh what do we do about this time change? Bull crap? Seriously,
everyone's still yawning, you know during the song, we're like
sitting around going, Oh, I'm like, guys, we got to

(40:26):
wake up. And I know we're still paying the price
for that time change, you know we are. Danielle Gandhi.

Speaker 13 (40:33):
I think it's a problem. You know what, though, no
change ever happens without revolution. So what if all of us,
even when the time changes, we just change our clocks
ourselves and we come in an hour later.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Oh okay, Well, unfortunately a lot of people listening can't
do that, you know what I'm saying. They can't follow us. Yeah,
we need we need them, We need to be on
their schedule. It's really their fault.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
But if we all do, then they'll change the clocks back.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
It's it's all political, that's what that's what's so sad.
We should have scientists that are in charge of the
of the clocks. It's not politicians.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Do you think it's just so weird?

Speaker 10 (41:10):
It's one hour, but it's one hour that just really
does screw things up, it does.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
It screwed up everything anyway, So I know we're not
alone the time change hate them? All right, what other
thoughts before we move on to the free crap phone tap?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Hmm, all right, we'll have any off by this disgusting
question that we'll talk about later.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
Oh, it's disgusting. Make sure you're listening to the fifteen
minute Morning Show podcast later on. All right, let's get
into the free crap phone tap.

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Let's go scary, that free money phone tap.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
No, the free crap phone tap. Scary. He has an
intro for it somewhere. Oh, it's under crap.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
It's that hour that hour got scary.

Speaker 7 (41:53):
Yeah, I mean, I mean coach to boy. Josh went
to a lot of trouble to give us the free
crap phone tap intro. Okay, do you see it? I
got to see where it is. It's not on my
bar so I have to look for it. I have
to google it. Hold on the second google it. I
have to do a search for it within our computer.
All right, okay, okay, play the old one. It is
a free crap phone tap. Here'scin me just play anything.

(42:16):
I mean to play a song. I don't just push
a button.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Do it crap, make it sound.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
The free money phone tap.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
Okay, it's too here we go, the free crap phone tap.
So we sent Gandhi out into the Iheartbuilding to find
some free crap. So you actually went to Power one
O five and asked them to give you free crap?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yes, all of this.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
How did it work out?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
It worked out well.

Speaker 13 (42:41):
Charlemagne and Vy gave me some things, and I think
they're kind of funny. I don't think this is actually
a lot of crap. But we're going to start with first,
a vaginal rejuvenation kit, oh five.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
In one box, in one box.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Four or in I.

Speaker 10 (43:02):
Say that person, or you invite some friends.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I think this is for one person.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
You don't have a rejuvenation party your friends. Okay, so okay,
a vaginal rejuvenation kit, all right? What else did they
give you that they said was crap?

Speaker 13 (43:16):
I have a corset of some sort. It looks cool.
It's like a copper color I have.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
This is great.

Speaker 13 (43:25):
So Charlemagne gave Charlemagne gave me Envy's book, and Envy
gave me Charlemagne's book.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
So you get to say each other they're saying each
other's books are crap.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yes, okay, get one of each from those guys.

Speaker 13 (43:37):
And then and Envy made sure to tell me Elvis
that you cannot take these in case you wanted them.
Underwear with Charlemagne's face and envy space on the box.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
I would love a pair of that, all right?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (43:51):
So do they have crap in them? Is that why
they call them free? Crap?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Actually did not investigate. Now I'm upset that I just
grabbed them.

Speaker 7 (43:58):
All right. So from power we have the corset, we
have the vaginal rejuvenation kit. Yep, all in one box.
Charlemagne gave us Envy's book, and Envy gave us Charlemagne's book,
both saying that they were craft and the Breakfast Club
underwear with Charlemagne an Mvy. Yes, that's a nice prize package.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yes it's pretty good. I gotta say, Yeah, you.

Speaker 7 (44:22):
Did a great job, all right, so be called a
one hundred. Now it's the three craft phone tap. You
win all of the above one eight hundred two four
to two zero one hundred. All right, Scary, who does
the phone tap?

Speaker 16 (44:31):
I do?

Speaker 6 (44:32):
Here we go, don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
A little email came in, says, dear Elvis, please phone
tap my dad. Guy. This is his name.

Speaker 9 (44:44):
Guy.

Speaker 7 (44:44):
Okay, let's tell Dad that I took his brand new
Cadillac Escalade out for a ride and while backing out
of the driveway, I hit the car of our neighbor
across the street. I dare you he'll go nuts. He
loves that escalator more than a life itself. On uh,
and I'm submitting this on behalf of all of his
co workers at the Hunts Point market in the Bronx.

(45:05):
They can't get enough of your phone taps. This comes
to us from Rose. All right, Guy's daughter Rose is
going to start the call, and then our friend Scary
is going to come in later as the neighbor across
the street whose car was hit.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Okay, guys, sen you please, okay, good bye.

Speaker 23 (45:23):
Yeah, I wanted to show Hillary.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
The right and yeah, he pops, find our car.

Speaker 10 (45:34):
The guy that crossed the street. Yeah, I can't hit
his car.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Do you hear him? Why did you take the escalad out? Oh?

Speaker 9 (45:42):
Because he's learning, so Hilary?

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Why why? But why? I told you don't touch the escalade?
How bad is his car?

Speaker 23 (45:51):
This is his door?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
My car up too. I bet you not to touch
up car, which he didn't even go off. Now, where's
the guy's car by the tray right behind us? Where
is the guy?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
He had my side in the middle of the street.
It wasn't even by the sidewalk. I don't know why
you touched my escorts. You know you're not allowed to touch it.
It was blocking. No, it was like, why did you
touch my car? Okay, didn't I tell you? Yes, I
don't touch that s queen.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I know, but I think it my.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Old god, my day. I told you don't touch my car.
I told you please don't touch that car, and you
did it. Don't touch the car now, rick Is, don't
tell me you touch this car. I'm scared.

Speaker 7 (46:36):
When do I see them?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
You gotta ring the don't say my father home into
the wall. I touched this car. I told you don't
touch the car. I can't leave the keys around the ball.
Don't tell the guy right now?

Speaker 7 (46:51):
Yeah? Can I help you.

Speaker 26 (46:53):
Out?

Speaker 9 (46:54):
Of course?

Speaker 7 (46:54):
The street and uh we have a little bit of.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
An act of that side.

Speaker 17 (46:58):
What happened?

Speaker 24 (47:00):
I didn't see a car in the middle of the
road because you people park it there.

Speaker 7 (47:04):
The kind of crossed the door.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
You what hell?

Speaker 10 (47:07):
I cryssed the door?

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Hello?

Speaker 26 (47:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (47:13):
Who am I speaking with? He's Frankie. Alright, frank what
did you do to my car? I'm sorry, this is
out of control.

Speaker 15 (47:20):
There's gotta be about three thousand dollars worth of damage here,
and my whole door is bashed in.

Speaker 17 (47:25):
Yeah, talk to your father.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Yeah you did that much damage.

Speaker 16 (47:31):
No, he doesn't know.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
You're stupid.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Huh. Let me get show over there for touching the car.

Speaker 17 (47:36):
If my car looks like that, then your car deserves
to look like this. I can't believe it.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Car.

Speaker 17 (47:43):
I'm gonna rip this car of shreds in another second.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yeah, I'm paying for the damage.

Speaker 17 (47:47):
I say, an eye for an eye.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
You don't touch the car?

Speaker 17 (47:52):
Sort of a bitch?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
He just escale you, stupid.

Speaker 17 (47:58):
Little Let me call a car unbelievable. Take this, frank
who gave it the keys to the call.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
She took the keys.

Speaker 17 (48:08):
You gave it the keys.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
She has the keys.

Speaker 15 (48:10):
Your cause a big boat compared to my little thing
over here.

Speaker 17 (48:14):
You're sorry about it? Huh, yes, action, it's happened right.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
No, I'm paying for it.

Speaker 17 (48:19):
You're gonna pay for this whole damn thing.

Speaker 15 (48:20):
Yes, Well, you're an awful good sport because this is
a phone tap you got you got?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Oh my god, how are you getting me? She got me.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Phone tap? The free craft phone tap?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
There it is?

Speaker 7 (48:40):
Well, that's classy, Hey, gassie, there you go, the free
free crap tap. Is this still still?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
It did seem like that one went on for an
extended amount of time.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
No, they still do it.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
Listen do you do that free craft phone tap?

Speaker 7 (49:02):
Well, why do you play it again? But listen, it
keeps going. Listen.

Speaker 11 (49:08):
It was a little bit.

Speaker 23 (49:09):
Keep it.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Listen, God disgusting coast to boy Josh and said, Okay,
scary turn it now. Let's get back to where. So
let's go talk to Alexa line nine. Hey, Alexa, welcome
to Crap Phone Tap Wednesday. You just won the entire
free Crap Phone Tap prize package.

Speaker 26 (49:31):
I have never been so excited for a random box
of cracks.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Yes, you know, well, perfect for Mother's day. The vaginalor
rejuvenation kid. Yes, I know, well it's our fault partially
for making her need one. Uh, the copper colored corset
dj Envy's book in Charlemagne's book neither of a crap
in my opinion, and underwear from a dj Envy and

(49:56):
Charlemagne at the Power Wantal five Breakfast Club.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
You got it all to wear them?

Speaker 7 (50:01):
Yes, oh my god. Well, thank you for listening today, Alexa.
What are you doing today? What's on your list?

Speaker 26 (50:09):
I am on my way to work.

Speaker 8 (50:10):
I am a school now, so I'm going to go
take care of my kiddos today.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
Oh that's so cool. We love everyone who works in
the schools like so hold on and thank you for
listening to us. From Bakr Hill, New Jersey, right across
the bridge from Philly. Another phone tap tomorrow. I think
we need more free crap. It was a very dramatic
free crap phone tap today. I felt.

Speaker 13 (50:30):
Yeah anyway, and there's just a lot of stuff working
around this building so much.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Oh, we got lots of crap in the building. Danielle,
what are you coming up?

Speaker 10 (50:39):
We are going to talk about Taylor Swift because she
is teaming up with Target and Kate Middleton. That photo
fail had one thing positive about it.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
Hmm.

Speaker 15 (50:49):
That and more.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
Elvis Duran, dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 6 (50:54):
And the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (51:00):
You know you can always text us at fifty five
one hundred. Someone just sent a text in from Eric
three to oh two. Any update on Elvis's CBS Sunday
Morning segment. Yeah, I'm in Santa Fe now and we're
recording interviews we did yesterday all day. We're gonna do
more with mo Roca out in town today. By the way,
it's snowing here right now here we come. Wow, this

(51:21):
is a big storm heading out to our north up
near Denver. Is that right, nateh it's Denver. Supposed to
get a foot? They say, oh god, no, right here. Yeah,
it's not quite freezing here, but it's the snow's coming down.
It's really pretty. Uh yeah. So hanging out with Morocca
from CBS Sunday Morning is a lot of fun. He's
he's so funny and so great. And let me tell you,

(51:41):
a homeboy can put down the food. We all went
out to dinner last night, and it is you're gonna
let us go to waste? Well, No, and he whenever
we had left over, he started chowing down. He took
you back to the room. He's probably eating it for
breakfast right now.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I love people like that. They're my favorite.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
Yeah, I know, No loves to eat and he's so
thin and he's doing really well.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Anyway, did you tell stalked him?

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Yes, we did. He said, you just missed me, so
we stoked him at the hotel. Anyway. I don't know
when the segment's going to be done. We still have
more stuff to do. But it's a lot of fun that.

Speaker 10 (52:15):
You're recording, like ninety thousand hours for eight minutes.

Speaker 7 (52:20):
That's what they do. And you know what, this incredible
cameraman from CBS News and CBS Sunday Morning, he brought
out enough, he wrote it, three cameras, tons of lighting,
tons of equipment. I mean it's a van full of equipment.
He had it all on the airplane and he brought
it all himself. It's crazy.

Speaker 13 (52:40):
I have so much respect for what they do. I
had no idea they put this much time and energy
and effort into it. I mean it's going to be
how long time wise, do you think it would have
been like a year that they've been working on this
by the time it comes out.

Speaker 7 (52:51):
Uh, not quite that much, but almost that long. Maybe
maybe at least six months.

Speaker 23 (52:56):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (52:56):
And but yeah, they're doing hours and hours and hours
of interview and you're breaking down equipment and rebuilding equipment.
It's going to be maybe a seven or eight minute segment.

Speaker 13 (53:05):
That's it in different locations in the studio at a
house like this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, I'm excited to see it.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
Well, they're going to be in here in a little
while in the studio to give some more b roll,
as they say, and then I'm taking Moe Raka on
a tour of Santa Fe. So if you're here in
Santa Fe, we'll see you on the plaza. And it's
a lot of fun. We had a great interview yesterday.
I cried a little bit, you know me, that was
my question.

Speaker 12 (53:28):
Yeah, the old Scottish guy that roller coaster where there's
the moment where you cry, it's usually like minute six
in this segment.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
Have you figured it out? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (53:39):
Yeah, he talks about your past, how how you built
your quote unquote empire and right around minute six it
touches on something probably from your childhood or something.

Speaker 9 (53:48):
Crack.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
Well, yeah, you'll see it. That's so cool. So yeah,
so today's that day, you know, as you know, and
we talk about it all the time here in the
studios in New York or there in the studio in Eric.
They love scaring each other. Everyone loves to like jump
out from around the corner and go bah, right, you
just scare the crap out of people. So Gandhi went

(54:09):
to her desk or somewhere to do something. Tell everyone
what you just did.

Speaker 13 (54:13):
I went to the kitchen and asked I was coming back.
I saw Andrew approaching the door to.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Come into our offices, so I was like yes.

Speaker 13 (54:20):
So I hit around the corner, heard the door open
and shut, and as I saw the foot cross the
threshold of.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
The hallway, I jumped out and screamed. And it was
not Andrew. I was poor JP. And he looked like
he was gonna crap himself. He was like, don't really
been That was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
Did you learn your lesson? Gandhi? Did you No? You
continue to be a menace.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Oh it was so fun though, and now I know,
hey JP scarable.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
Heme on, no, oh my god, this place. Seriously, it
really someone's gonna have a heart attack and don it's
gonna happened.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Maybe maybe.

Speaker 7 (55:01):
All right, Danielle, you ready to go?

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Sure?

Speaker 9 (55:03):
All right?

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Where do you start? You have a lot of stuff
on your list of this hour.

Speaker 10 (55:06):
All right, Well we'll start with Christopher Nolan. You know
he won Best Director and Producer for Oppenheimer, right, but
that's not the only thing the guy made.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
He made Are you ready for this?

Speaker 10 (55:16):
His final payday for the film is reportedly just shy
of one hundred million do my combination of salary, back
end compensation, box office escalators, a bonus for his twin
Academy Awards.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
So yeah, not bad, huh, not bad?

Speaker 10 (55:34):
Damn man, it's crazy crazy. So I Spice was looking
beautiful on the carpet for the Oscar. She was in
this sheer black lace dress, but some fans loved it
and some fans were criticizing her. One person was criticizing
her stylist for not trying harder with that lace body
suit look, which is I.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Think she looked gorgeous. She looked amazing.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
They said she worked twice in a row. But I
mean that was you can't do that.

Speaker 10 (56:01):
Come on, they're saying, they're challenging her to like where
more custom customized stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
It's so ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (56:07):
Madonna invited Cardi B to co judge the Vogue Ballroom
segment on her Celebration tour at the key Of Forum
in LA on Monday night.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Now, if you remember, Madonna.

Speaker 10 (56:16):
Cardi B had a little bit of a misunderstanding back
in twenty twenty two, but they have resolved their differences
and now they are friends again and loving each other.
So Kate Middleton's photo fail, we know is because of
the photoshop and all that.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Whatever.

Speaker 10 (56:31):
She came forward and said that she had been experimenting
with photo editing, and that's what you know, that's one
of the reasons. She said it was manipulated. She's experimenting.
It's not perfect yet.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Whatever.

Speaker 10 (56:42):
Well, let me tell you something may have not done
well for her, but Adobe stock.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Went through the roof.

Speaker 10 (56:47):
It's an increase three billion to the company's overall value
in the stock market because she came forward and said
she was playing around.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
With the experimenting with photoshops so crazy.

Speaker 10 (56:57):
Taylor Swift is teaming up with Target for the reason
release of her next album, The Tortured Poets Department. They
will be the exclusive distributor for a Phantom Clear vinyl
version of the album. The special vinyl will have a
twenty four page book replica, handwritten lyrics and never before
seen photos. Will also feature a bonus track called The Manuscript.

(57:17):
And that is coming out on April nineteenth. And I
totally forgot where I put my TV stuff for tonight.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Yeah, TV tonight.

Speaker 10 (57:26):
There's a lot of stuff on, so you should google
that and figure out what's in your local listings.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
That's my Danielle report.

Speaker 7 (57:35):
Danielle. It gives us the option to look at whatever
we want to look at.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I can't find where I put it. Okay, that's it.
It's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 7 (57:41):
Have you found it yet?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Nope?

Speaker 7 (57:43):
Okay.

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Speaker 2 (58:35):
Hey, guys, it's.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
Not my fault.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
You're lik in love with me or something.

Speaker 9 (58:44):
Guys, and I love your show to listen to you.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
All the time.

Speaker 12 (58:47):
I love you guys.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
Love you more.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
We'll co exist and love each other. I love it
so much.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Oh my god, I love your show.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Love love love you guys.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Good morning everybody at Elvis Dran I love you Like with.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (59:04):
You know, I just realized something. We were about a
month away from all of us being at Atlantics Paradise
Island in the Bahamash. Yeah, in the sun during the
day at their newly imaged casino at night. I've heard
the casino. They've they've really really done a great job
with it. They've been doing a multimillion dollar renovations across

(59:24):
the resort and it's just incredible. It's amazing. I can't
wait for us all to get there. I love being
partners with Atlantas Paradise Island in the Bahamas. We've been
we been going there for years and years. We and
we uh we I mean years and years and years
and uh. The restaurants are like totally redone and rethought
and I'm so excited. So we're all gonna be there

(59:46):
in about a month. But I know that this weekend
and Gandhi and I think Scary and Straight Nate are
going out just to make sure everything is ready for us.
But that's a croc you know, you guys are get
a weekend.

Speaker 13 (01:00:00):
We're going to test all of the restaurants and the beach,
the water slides.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
They have the best water slides, Oh, the Lazy River.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
Everything, Please test, thank you, Please test all of that
to make sure it's in top shape before we arrive
in a month. I love how they everyone says, well,
you know, it's a working weekend at Atlanta, So okay,
you work, you make it work.

Speaker 13 (01:00:23):
And it's going to be so tough because of the
food festival and Nippi we thing.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
I hope going. Hey, speaking of one of my favorite
chefs of all time, Alex Gorna Shelley, she's actually coming
into the studio tomorrow to bring Danielle some nutella pancase.

Speaker 10 (01:00:36):
Oh yeah, gosh, how am I even to survive tomorrow?

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
Exactly? Anyway, we love Alex, So she'll be here tomorrow
to make sure that Danielle is getting her nutella pancakes.
Look at you. Anyway, we'll be live there in about
a month. But, like I said, just to make sure
everything's safe for us. Yeah, what do they call it?
What team do we the team on the ground?

Speaker 12 (01:00:57):
Would we call it the advanced team of Gondy and
Spirit and going out?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Wait, you know, we'll make sure it's it's good, don't worry.

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Yeah, make sure it's okay for us and waiting for us.
My god. All right, let's go around the room see
what's on the mind of everyone who's in the room.
I'm gonta start with producer Sam Sam what's on your
mind today, what's going.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
On all right?

Speaker 19 (01:01:16):
So normally, one thing I really pride myself onto my
relationship is we're very communicative, so we don't hold grudges
because you know, things are out there in the open.
I can't let go of a grudge, and I need
to know if you guys think I'm justified or not.
William left chocolate out on the table and everything was fine.
My dog Savannah did not get to it, but she

(01:01:37):
could have. And it's been days and I'm still so
angry because he put our dog in danger and he
thinks it's not a big deal because she didn't eat it.

Speaker 11 (01:01:47):
So am I totally the wrong for holding this grudge.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
He just doesn't think it's a big deal.

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
Probably you probably made your case and he may not
make you feel like it's a big deal to him,
but it is. He doesn't want to hurt Savannah. What
kind of chocolate was It's just.

Speaker 19 (01:02:04):
Like milk chocolate with caramel. I'm like, if that okay,
that was danger?

Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
It needs to have.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Learned his lessons.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
It's not so bad for them though, right Dark chocolate?

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Dark chocolate is the evil one, yea, If you're going
to pick one.

Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
That's worse, but it is still pretty crap.

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Well no, no, you don't want him having any chocolate? No,
I get it. But I think you've made your point.
But if you want to just kind of swim around
in that marinick, you go right ahead. I think it's
great for your relationship.

Speaker 11 (01:02:28):
I'll send him this audio clip and be like, point point.
I feel better.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Oh, dear, look, look, that's the thing when it comes
to our dogs. We love him so so much. We
don't want anything to happen to them. But I'm sure
he heard you loud and clear. Hey, yes, straight eight?
What's up with you today? So do guys have hot flashes? Yes,
guy's skin.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
It is like a manopause a thing, Yes it is.

Speaker 12 (01:02:53):
I went through manopause. Absolutely. What happens? So what does
your body go through? Because I feel like my body's
going through that right now.

Speaker 14 (01:03:02):
Hey, you don't exactly ask for the symptoms and go yeah,
I'm feeling all that. You tell your symptoms and then
they tell you what you have.

Speaker 12 (01:03:08):
I get the hot flashes. I've been getting that lately.
I've been getting headaches. Is that is that menopause?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
It could be I was go see a doctor.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
Make sure.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
Okay, now, Les, we're not professionals of any kind. Can
we look it up? Can you look it up in
the slaws? Yeah, I was told that I was going
to manopause anyway, don't ask Cale. We knew that. Uh
what about you, Danielle? What are you thinking about today?

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
So you know, we eat a lot of bananas around here.

Speaker 10 (01:03:33):
So yesterday I opened up my banana and it had
a black, hard thing going all the way down the banana.
And I'd even tapped it because it was hard. I
showed it to night. We looked it up. There is
something called black center syndrome in otherwise perfect bananas, and
apparently the International Banana Association said that this is dude

(01:03:56):
adverse conditions. At some point after picking, maybe too low
at ten, butcher whatever, But don't eat that banana. They
said that is a sign that the banana has gone
too far to safely eat. And of course I'm the
idiot who already had bitten the banana, So I'm like, nay,
do I need to force myself to throw up?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
That was the best. Like two seconds later, You're like,
you know what, I don't feel good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
I know I didn't not even I'm like, I don't feel.

Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
I don't feel here, she goes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
I'm just telling you I never saw this before.

Speaker 10 (01:04:25):
It was black and hard all the way down the beginning,
the center of the banana.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
It was the gifty IBA. Yeah, just puts out a release.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
You need to listen to them, the International Banana.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Yes, absolutely, the IBA means business. Hey Froggy, what are
you thinking about? What's on your mind today?

Speaker 14 (01:04:41):
So I owed Danielle and plenty of other women in apology.
Oh okay, yesterday I participated in what I used to
make fun of as a girl.

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Math.

Speaker 14 (01:04:49):
So we've got a big event going on here in
Jacksonville this week, the Players Championship. And every year to
golf tournament, they sell crazy merchandise. And so I went
to this giant merchandise and there are about five or
seven things in there that I want to get. So
I bought two things yesterday. I'm going to buy some
things tomorrow. I'll buy one on Friday and Saturday. And

(01:05:09):
by doing that, I feel like I'm saving money. I
realize i'm not, but I feel like I am because
I'm not spending it all at one time. And I
have made fun of you in the past, Danielle, I apologize.
I'm sorry because it really doesn't make you feel like
you're saving money. If you just spread it out over
a longer period of time, it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Doesn't hurt as much.

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
If you do that, it does not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
So thank you. I apologize and you had a good,
nice advice. Thank you. Froggy, Hey, Scary, what's up with you?

Speaker 15 (01:05:32):
So you know, I'm not a role model by any
stretch of the imagination to anybody, and I never thought
I would be. But you know, recently I partnered with
our friends at club three hundred down and Tribeck and
I started working out. Some woman came in there and said,
I hear Scary Jones works out here. I want to
sign up too, and she's so, And as it turns out,
I was there working out. She came in coincidentally, she

(01:05:54):
saw me. She freaked out and she ran out of
the place because she.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
Didn't want to meet me.

Speaker 15 (01:05:59):
I'm like, damn it, I say hello to do you gonna
shake your hand? I finally feel like I'm making a
difference for people.

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
I don't even know. But I've never intended to do that.
You're a real influencer. Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
No, I'm not misinfluencer.

Speaker 15 (01:06:10):
But but the fact is I decided to, you know,
try and get you know, I want to keep this
weight off this time, so that's why I started. And
I'm gonna hopefully her join the gym. Inspires me to
keep going.

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
It's kind of a weird whatever it takes, whatever it takes,
you keep going. And Gandhi, what's up with you today?

Speaker 13 (01:06:28):
Okay, it's Wednesdays, so that means a new episode of
my podcast is dropping and I would like to be
very self promotional and please tell people to go listen.
It's called Sauce on the Side with Gandhi And today
my guest is Quentin Quarantino, who is one of my
favorite people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
He started out as.

Speaker 13 (01:06:42):
A meme page when Quarantine began, and he has morphed
into something completely different. He raises so much money for charity.
He has so far are you ready for this number?

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Brought in over thirty million dollars, none of which he touches.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Holy yeah, She's saying.

Speaker 13 (01:07:00):
It's insane the stuff that he's just doing around the world.
So we want to help him out, give him a
little love, and of course me too, So Sauce on
the side with Gandhi and thank you guys for letting
me plug it and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Talk about it. That's awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
Plug away plug that's totally totally fine. No, we encourage it,
absolutely because when you win, we all win. Gandhi, oh yay,
it's really all about all of us, exactly, kiddy, Yeah,
Sauce on the side. Make sure you get it wherever
you go to podcasts, which should be the iHeartRadio app Uh.
Innocent questions and dirty answers? What could this be?

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:07:32):
Innocent questions and dirty answers?

Speaker 12 (01:07:35):
It's very self explanatory. When you get somebody on the
phone after the first question, everybody will know how to play.

Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
All right. So if you think you can master innocent
questions with dirty answers, call now Diamonds and they're taking
here called eight hundred and two four to two zero
one hundred liking up.

Speaker 18 (01:07:55):
All of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
Can I start my day with your demail.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
Now, mister ran in the morning show?

Speaker 10 (01:08:05):
There's so much about Eminem's peanut that makes am iconic.
That classic shell, delicious smoke chocolate and the crunch of
a roasty, toasty Peanut. They're all one of a kind,
So pick up a pack of Eminem's Peanut at your
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fun kind.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
Hey in the morning show.

Speaker 7 (01:08:23):
All right, I'm about to get into the sound in
a few minutes, but first it's time to play a
new game that that Straight eight has brought to us
called Innocent Questions and Dirty Answer. Okay, oh, the perfect music.
I think I'm gonna like to think of whatever.

Speaker 12 (01:08:40):
This game is actually inspired by Froggy because every once
in a while we'll say one of these answers that's
coming up, and he just starts to giggle.

Speaker 7 (01:08:48):
So exactly, I thought it'd be fun to play. Let's
do it, Innocent Questions and Dirty Answers. I have Christina
line three ready to go? All right, Christina? Are you
getting are you okay? Are you ready to get a
little racy? Can you do this?

Speaker 26 (01:09:01):
Hello? Lady? Happy Thursday?

Speaker 23 (01:09:03):
Eve?

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Would you two?

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
Something? Tells me you're on? So you're okay to get
a little little dirty who's not? Okay? I'm in all right?
This is good, This is good. All right, Innocent Questions
and Dirty Answers. Once you get the first one answered,
you'll you get the hang of it. Are you ready
to go? Here we go, Christina? Or second hat the

(01:09:26):
second half of a doorbells chime.

Speaker 26 (01:09:31):
That would be it's damn.

Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
Everywhere off. Innocent questions, dirty answers number two seventy one
minus two.

Speaker 26 (01:09:46):
That would be lucky number sixty nine.

Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
I don't know if we're coming or going. Oh, innocent questions,
dirty answer so far Christina is two out of two.
The first name, I'm sorry, thank you? The last name
of a presidential father and son. What the last name

(01:10:12):
of a presidential father and son?

Speaker 27 (01:10:14):
Oh?

Speaker 26 (01:10:15):
That would be a big giant bush.

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
All right, here we go. Innocent questions, dirty answers. The
technical term for a trio of golfers.

Speaker 26 (01:10:33):
Manage or that would be.

Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
Golfing in France. The answer is freesome. I'm sorry we
cannot give you that point though. Oh but maybe you'll
make it up here as we continue with innocent questions
and dirty answers with our friend Christina. An aquatic animal
that builds damns.

Speaker 26 (01:10:56):
Oh, that would be another big giant mary bud.

Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
All right, this is great. All right, let's focus on
this one here, Christina, work with me. How you enter.
If you can't get in the front door, you.

Speaker 26 (01:11:15):
Must answer through the rear.

Speaker 10 (01:11:20):
And technically that that's fine too, judges.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
Okay, yes, we'll get it to you. We're looking for
back door.

Speaker 26 (01:11:31):
It's all of the sudden.

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
It's okay, we're gonna take the rear. All right, here
we go, Christina, let's get it. Let's get it right.
The name of Snoop Dogg's debut album.

Speaker 26 (01:11:48):
Doggy Style, No way.

Speaker 9 (01:11:53):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
As we continue with innocent questions and dirty answers, All
right here we know Bobby Joe's initials.

Speaker 26 (01:12:03):
Oh, the best two letters together a bj.

Speaker 10 (01:12:09):
Christina came ready to play.

Speaker 7 (01:12:12):
Okay, now think this one through before you answer. A
furry A furry tube where you can warm your hands,
a muff warmer. Well, you didn't say the word muff,

(01:12:36):
and don't forget ear muffs as well. We love muffs. Okay, Well,
here's one. I challenge you to get this right. This
is a This is a tricky one, Christina. As we
play innocent questions and dirtey answers, you might pull one
of these. If you make a mistake, you might pull
a hammy.

Speaker 24 (01:13:00):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
The answer we're looking for is boner, which I thought
that would be a little challenging. You got a lot
of them, though, How she does she did excellent, excellent, God,
she was great. I think she should get a grand prize.

Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
What do you think?

Speaker 9 (01:13:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
Absolutely, ding dong. You just won a grand prize of
how much money? One hundred and fifty dollar cash gift card.
There you go. Thank you so much, Christian, you were
a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 26 (01:13:32):
Thank you Wednesday.

Speaker 7 (01:13:33):
Yeah, I know, talk about it all right. Hold on,
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Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Yay hog with me as he raises the roof.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
That's one of the exercises.

Speaker 24 (01:14:15):
He armed.

Speaker 7 (01:14:16):
He raised the roof. Look at these games the roof.
Oh you are extra swol today. All right, let's get
into sound with Garrett. Garrett standing by, What are you
going on today? Good morning? All right?

Speaker 28 (01:14:26):
So Elvis, what do you and Lenny Kravitz now have
in common as of yesterday?

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
Stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. That is correct.

Speaker 28 (01:14:34):
So yesterday at the ceremony, Lenny's daughter Zoe was talking
about him and kind of made.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
Fun of him a little bit.

Speaker 24 (01:14:41):
I've seen your incredible dedication to your art, but mostly
I've seen through your shirts. According to my dad, if
it doesn't expose your nipples, it's not a shirt. You
still embarrass me when you pick me up from school.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
As a kid.

Speaker 24 (01:15:00):
But I gotta say at this point I respect it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
You really do pull it off.

Speaker 24 (01:15:05):
Your relationship with the netted shirt is probably your longest one,
and it works.

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:15:13):
Zoe Kravitz talking about Lenny. By the way, I guess
we can't say it yet about we have something to
say about Lenny Kravitz. Okay, I can't say it moving on?
Can I? I don't know. I feel like the cat's
kind of coming out of the bag. Huh. Okay, well
go tell the kitty to get back in the bag.
We have we have some Lenny Kravitz news to give
you soon. All right, back to you, all right.

Speaker 28 (01:15:34):
So justin Timberlake's album comes out on Friday, and he's
doing a ton of press and he went sneaker shopping.
Now we're gonna play a game in the room. I'm
going to tell you he bought ten pairs of Jordan's.
How much do you think he spent on those ten
pairs of Jordan's ten pair of Jordan's four thousand? Danielle says, okay,
ten thousand, eight eight grand.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
I'm gonna say thirteen.

Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
Okay, I'm gonna say thirteen thousand and one thirteen all right,
price is right style. Let's go scary, here we go.

Speaker 14 (01:16:05):
I think so.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
So you're total tonight.

Speaker 14 (01:16:08):
We're looking at twenty two thousand, four hundred and eight
with fourteen cents.

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
Don't you hate it? They do one dollar more than
someone else? Illegal it should be, but I'll pull my maneuver.

Speaker 28 (01:16:24):
Our friend Shaggy sat down to talk about how he
got that voice we all know in his songs, and
it was kind of by accident.

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
Yeah one time, mister lov Oh yeah.

Speaker 29 (01:16:34):
But I got this voice by mocking drill instructors in
the military.

Speaker 7 (01:16:39):
Boy trump and give it toilet.

Speaker 29 (01:16:40):
Let's go, boy, And I would mock him as a
as a form of joking. I just sang that song
in that voice, and all of a sudden, Carolina blew up.
And now I'm faced with a situation that I'm going
to have to sing every.

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
Song like that.

Speaker 29 (01:16:53):
If you listen to songs like Big Up are our mompy,
those songs are sung in a different voice than Carolina
got if you bob it Spence is a different tone.

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
So here's a club of big Up. Just to give
an example. Yeah here versus old Carolina. Yeah, here's that
voice of sorry about I love him? Great song it is?

(01:17:26):
We should play that? All right? Go ahead and that's it?
Oh it is it?

Speaker 23 (01:17:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Got it?

Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
Well, then let's do it the shaggy voice that we
love most. It's oh, Carolina, love this song. Turn it
really loud. There you go, there's our shaggy Carolina. I
love him, love him excellent, Danielle, let's go. What do
you have going on this hour?

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
So we're gonna talk about Robert Downey Jr.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
He got an oscar.

Speaker 10 (01:17:51):
We know that he's very happy about that, but he
says he's got a couple of other things up his sleeve.
He will be starring in HBO's upcoming mini series The Sympathizer,
which premiere is April fourteenth, and in that he plays
four different characters, so that will be interesting to see
what he does with that. Carl Lagafeld, he passed away.
We know that while they have a new one coming

(01:18:13):
out called Becoming Carl Lagafeld. It will be on Disney
Plus and of course it's going to be all about
his life. It happens June seventh on Hulu.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Let's see.

Speaker 10 (01:18:22):
Owen Wilson is the next to do one of those
sporting comedies. He's got one for Apple TV Plus, no
title yet, but he will star as Price K. Hill
and Over the Hill ex pro golfer whose career was
derailed prematurely twenty years ago, and after he gets fired
from his job at an Indiana sporting goods store and
his wife walks out on him, he hedges his bets

(01:18:43):
on a seventeen year old golf phenom and that's where
the comedy ensues.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:18:51):
So this weekend marks the one year since Taylors was
first shows in Arizona on the Era's tour, and in celebration,
what are we doing well, the streaming platform Disney Plus
is releasing it for us. By the way, Disney Plus
paid seventy five million dollars for the exclusive rights to
air this nice.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
How insane is that?

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
And all our subscription prices.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Are going exactly just thinking of that.

Speaker 10 (01:19:11):
And the IRS wants you to know if you sold
Taylor Swift tickets or Beyonce tickets on YouTube or stub
Hub or eBay, Poshmark, they're coming for you. You gotta
pay taxes on those things. And they're like, listen, we
are not going to be going easy. We want to
know about that unreported income. So they're coming.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
How many people you think are actually going to do that?

Speaker 10 (01:19:30):
Yeah, exactly, but you never know, some people could get
a lot of trouble if people find out about it.
You know, Beyonce's next album, we have a title. It's
called Cowboy Carter and it's coming out March twenty ninth.
You know, she already has two singles out Texas hold
Them in sixteen carriages and Texas Hold Them helped Beyonce
break records, becoming the first black woman to hit number

(01:19:50):
one on the Billboard Hot one hundred with the country song.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
And I told you the.

Speaker 10 (01:19:53):
Other day that Dolly Parton is loving this. She let
her do a cover of Joline, which is you know,
Dolly part really big famous song and she is a
very big supporter of Beyonce going country. So Scream seven
is coming back. Ned Campbell, Jenna Ortega had walked away
from the franchise and we were like, well will they
be back? Well, Nev's coming back. Apparently she had a

(01:20:14):
little salary dispute, but that's all settled now and she
has announced that she will be back for Scream seven.
Jelly Rowe he's had some dental issues over the years,
and he says it's all about self care now, So
he just got a bunch of dental work done. I
love the fact that his wife, Bunny was taking video
of him before and after sedation, as you know, that's
when the funny stuff happens. You know what a lot

(01:20:37):
of dentist office now they will not let you record,
and there's a there's a sign up that says, please
do not record after sedation is given.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Yeah, because you.

Speaker 7 (01:20:45):
Say it's parents embarrassing their kids.

Speaker 10 (01:20:49):
Yes, right, there's one in my dentist office that says, parents,
please do not record your children after sed because kids
say such stupid things. It's so funny anyway, Elli Rolls
says that you know he wanted a pretty smile. He said,
I had an ugly smile as a kid, and people
picked on me and made fun of me. So he
wants to get everything done now and fixed the mass
singer on Tonight's Survivor and The Amazing Race, And that

(01:21:11):
is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 7 (01:21:13):
Danielle Bravos standing over our friend Tommy Dedario hosts I've
never said this before. It's a podcast where he interviews
our favorite actors and artists. Tommy who's on the podcast
this week, Hey Elvis, this week?

Speaker 30 (01:21:26):
Actor and international pop star Omar Rudberg. He stars in
Young Royals on Netflix. So that's just dropped its final season,
and we are giving a show that means so much
to so many people as send off that it deserves.

Speaker 7 (01:21:39):
I've never said this before. New episodes every Tuesday. Listen
on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
All right, who gets the Hello Fresh box this week?
Is it you gone to?

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
It would be me, And I'm so excited.

Speaker 7 (01:21:53):
I think today's it's a Hello first Box day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Yeah, as soon as I go home, I go and
raid the mail room.

Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
So we're still kind of excited about last week's box
that Danielle got. I mean your favorite was the the
caramelize hamburger.

Speaker 6 (01:22:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:22:07):
It was like a caramelized burger with like onions and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
And they taught me.

Speaker 10 (01:22:10):
You know, I never knew how to really caramelize onions
like I always saw taded them in the pan and
they taste the delicious. But when you add a little
bit of sugar to it and everything that they tell
you to do, oh my sugar.

Speaker 7 (01:22:21):
Changes everything low and slow, you know, for great caramelized onions.
Let them go for an hour on the lowest setting
you can do it, Yeah, and you'll love it anyway.
So you can actually learn how to create new things
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They do all the shopping for you. The produce shows
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and they only give you the amount you need for
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Well anyway, Join Hello Fresh today you get free dessert
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(01:23:03):
That's HelloFresh dot com slash Elvis. Try it today.

Speaker 6 (01:23:12):
Is Elvista Wren in the morning.

Speaker 17 (01:23:14):
Show coming up in a few minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
How does your hamster die?

Speaker 10 (01:23:19):
The crazy things we talk about with nime microphones are off.

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
We must be in a rating suite right now if
you're bringing in all the heavy of artillery. So that's
coming up in a few minutes. So our friend Sharon Dashterer,
who worked with us here at Z one hundred in
New York for many many years, very good friend of ours,
and she ended up being the program director of our
station before she left to pursue other incredible things. She
now owns her own music label.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Yeah, it's called Felicity Music, right and who's surprised.

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
I mean, she's a superstar and she did.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
The party with me for years. We had the best
she did.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
Yeah, and she brought a few of her artists up yesterday,
did she not?

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:23:54):
So she I've been telling you about that song just
a Girl, which I am absolutely loving, and Hayes worn
her is one of her new artists, and she's on
the album on the song with Billy Be featuring Kevin Rudolph,
and they all came up yesterday. And let me tell you,
Hayes and Billy are the sweetest people. But Hayes grew
up in Manhattan. Her and her two sisters were obsessed

(01:24:15):
with Z one hundred. They always ask for jingle Ball
tickets for Christmas and she always said, you know, one
day I'm going to be on that stage. So when
she was in the building yesterday, she was so excited.
It was the cutest thing. She is the sweetest person.
And I see her and Billy Be just doing great things.
And Hayes was actually named one of People Magazine's Artists

(01:24:36):
to Watch and the song this song is really incredible.
So we're loving it here, so hopefully everybody loves it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:42):
So Daniel has she heard this song on the radio yet?

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
So, yes, she did.

Speaker 10 (01:24:46):
She did hear it because I saw her playing it
in her car on her social so she has heard it,
but I don't think she's heard.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Us play it yet, so I'm hoping she'll hear it
this morning.

Speaker 7 (01:24:54):
How cool is obviously he's sampling just a girl?

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Right, uh huh?

Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
Yep, all right, let's play it for you. Hayes Warner
with Billy Be and Kevin Rudolph. This is just a girl.

Speaker 25 (01:25:11):
This month's for all the girls getting money all across
the world.

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
Anyone Do we like that? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
It?

Speaker 7 (01:25:18):
Okay, Sorry, we were dancing so hard. We forgot. We're
doing a show. That's a great thing about our show.
We forget. We forget this people listening. We're just doing
it for us. That was just a girl. Hayes Warner
with Billy b and Kevin Rudolph. Will be playing that
a lot. And of course People Magazine says, Hayes Warner
is an artist we need to keep an eye out for, right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Definitely.

Speaker 7 (01:25:37):
Yep, all right, okay, look, hamsters, goldfish, you know what,
For some reason, they don't get the same respect as
dogs and cats when it comes to being our pets, right,
that is bad. We should respect them just as much.
They are God's creatures. They are cuddly, fun friends. We
should take care of them. But sometimes, you know, sometimes

(01:25:59):
things fall through the cracks, including hamsters. I'm sure people
have washed their hamsters. Isn't the how your hamster died? Oh,
it's now time for it. How did your hamster die?
I don't think this is a great thing to do. No,
this is not good. Hams hamster wheel. We can play
the hamster dance. Oh, let's not do that, all right.

(01:26:20):
So we were talking about Gandhi's hamster. Yeah, Squeaky and
it's it's evil demise.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (01:26:28):
So I was playing in my dad's office and I
had the hamster out, and Squeaky was running around on
his desk, and I kept putting my arm up at
the edge so Squeaky would not run off the edge.
And my dad looked at me and said, and I
will never forget it. Those things have instincts. It's not
going to run off the edge. So I moved my
little nine year old arm and Squeaky went right off
the edge and splatted on the ground. I will never

(01:26:52):
forget the sound. Nothing and my dad looked at me
and goes, oh no, And I picked Squeaky up. She
appeared to be okay. Took her back to her thought
she needed some russ put her in there. In the morning,
there was no more squeaking.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Oh no, we're squeaky.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
So you need you need to be careful with these
these these creatures, I mean they need they need tender
living care.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
Absolutely well.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
I went away on vacation. My friend Travis was supposed
to feed my two hamsters, and we got back. He
had forgotten to feed them, and I was just We
went in and we found them and they had passed away.
I loved them so much. The thing is, is one
ate a part of the other one, and that one
ate a part of the other one. So they actually
were trying to eat each other.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
The wow.

Speaker 10 (01:27:34):
I wonder if they had a conversation about that before
it happened, like, hey, you eat me?

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
I mean you, I don't think so.

Speaker 13 (01:27:40):
I'm just telling you, I have never heard of a
hamster meeting a natural end.

Speaker 7 (01:27:44):
Like never Priscilla online nineteen. Let's see if I can
get her. Can you pull her up? Hey Priscilla, Hi,
good morning, Well, good morning. So it was hot outside.

Speaker 31 (01:27:55):
I mean it was summertime, right, Yes, it was the
best part of the story is that I bought this
hamster for a classmate whose hamster just passed away, and
he loved his hamster so much, so I went and
bought this hamster, hung out with it for like a day.

Speaker 27 (01:28:12):
With the intentions of giving it as a gift. And
it was really hot out, and I put the hamster
by the ac because I thought it needed to cool off,
and I came back to check on it and the
hamster was dead.

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
You know what, We should all be ashamed of ourselves.
Me included me too. Gondhi's dad absolutely, all right, well,
so did you replace this hamster or did you decide
if hamsters aren't for me?

Speaker 27 (01:28:39):
No, I went back and got another one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
I never told him that story.

Speaker 27 (01:28:43):
And then it turns out, like less than a week later,
he also killed that hamster by mistake. So did I
give anybody that hamster?

Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
Were good?

Speaker 31 (01:28:53):
It was really hot out.

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
You're running a kill house for hamster.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
Seriously, in fifth grade. I didn't know any better.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
I didn't I know, I know.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
But maybe we should have hamsters in fifth grade. I
don't know, just asking you.

Speaker 13 (01:29:07):
Solution, No more hamsters. We cannot We cannot take care
of them the way they need to.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Be taken care of.

Speaker 7 (01:29:12):
All right, Priscilla, thank you. One more call from Dawn
because this is depressing me. I'm sad. We thought that
who thought this would be a fun conversation? This is awful. Hi,
don how you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
Hi good?

Speaker 18 (01:29:25):
How are you?

Speaker 9 (01:29:26):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:29:26):
You're hampster? You're hampster? How did your hamster die? This
isn't good.

Speaker 18 (01:29:33):
So my sister and I were out. We come home
and our hamster used to love to run on one
of those little hamster wheels. And one day we came
home and we found Snowball underneath the hamster wheel and
he had died.

Speaker 7 (01:29:46):
Oh he got stuck under the wheel.

Speaker 10 (01:29:48):
Snowball, he got stuck under the wheel, Snowball.

Speaker 7 (01:29:53):
Can we just eraci this entire conversation. I'm not liking
this at all.

Speaker 13 (01:29:56):
I think this is asa about owning a hamster. You know, Okay,
they could die, now.

Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
I know, what's the lesson learned here? Then? What is
the lesson learned?

Speaker 17 (01:30:04):
The lesson is?

Speaker 7 (01:30:04):
I mean, death happens, right, so for no seriously, for some.

Speaker 12 (01:30:08):
Kids, I guess the lesson it's easier to say goodbye
to a hamster than a family member.

Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
Like Nazi says, you're easing them into loss. Yes, that's
how exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:30:24):
Back in the day, our forefathers had animals, and that
that's how kids learn about death.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
That the baby coat didn't make it. You know. You know,
little Billy, one day Grandpa will leave us stuck on
the wheel as well. So let's keep an eye on hamsters.
Maybe they'll teach us. We started off with your pet rock,
and then your hamster, and then we'll By the way,
my mom and dad were famous for replacing cats. Say say, no,

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this is kiddy. They change color when they get older.
I'm like, no, they don't. Yes, they do, Little Elvis.
I mean, Mom, I've been years old. I know the difference.
My goodness, don thanks for your call. I appreciate it.
Oh my god, have a great day.

Speaker 10 (01:31:05):
We used to say that one with a teddy with
a monkey. Spencer had stinky monkey was like his little
stuff monkey. And we kept losing this monkey everywhere, so
I would order a new one, but it never looked
the same because the old one was all battered, and
I would have it pretend it rang the doorbell and
it was sitting in the front.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
Of the house.

Speaker 10 (01:31:21):
And I'd say he went and got his hair done
and he got washing and it worked for a.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
Couple of years.

Speaker 7 (01:31:26):
They can see through that. BS. Absolutely, we got to
move on. This is just too sad. What scary?

Speaker 9 (01:31:34):
Well?

Speaker 15 (01:31:34):
I think it was onto something because when I was
seven years old, Jonathan down the block had a gerbil
and he had a ferret.

Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
He had both of it, He had all the above.

Speaker 15 (01:31:42):
The gerbil got out of the tank, ran across the porch,
but the porch is on the third floor, and it
ran through the crack and it fell on its head
and it had head trauma. And I had to learn
the hard way. But this is life versus death. So honestly,
I think what well. I mean the way you're talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:32:00):
No, no, no, we're talking about people who don't know how
to take care of their pets, and we're saying this
is a good thing. There's nothing good about any of this.

Speaker 15 (01:32:10):
Sacrifice a gerbil than you don't sacrifice anything.

Speaker 7 (01:32:13):
Don't sacrifice anything scary. That was scary. They said that.
We don't agree with him. I will tell you. We
used to have a pool table and next the pool
table was a huge aquarium, and a friend of mine
hit a pool ball off of the pool table into
the aquarium. The whole thing exploded. It was fish flopping
ever and I'm trying to everything I can do to
get these fish and save them. And we gotta be
more careful.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
That happened in my house too, with a baseball bat.

Speaker 10 (01:32:35):
My brother he hit the fish tag with the baseball
bat and the fish went everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
But the best part was my mom was in the room.
She's like, what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
My brother's standing there with the bat.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
He's like, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:32:48):
Can we change the subject? I really want to stop
this now.

Speaker 13 (01:32:51):
I think there should be a p s A on
why we shouldn't have pets. Nobody gets a pet.

Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
Ever for some scary can't even keep a sandwich or
a plant alive. He is no business having. Yeah, he
can't even keep his succulent alive. He kills cactus he
watered it every day. No pets allowed. Should we get
into the three things we need to know from Gandhi?
Is that where we are here? Sure? I think we
should Okay, yeah, let's try to add some credibility to

(01:33:17):
the stupid show. Oh man, yeah, please, all right into
the three things, gandhi, what is going on right now?

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
All right, let's let's do some lights.

Speaker 7 (01:33:27):
Weird, What a weird segue going from killing your pets
into the news.

Speaker 13 (01:33:30):
Okay, yeah, I mean I'm not sure how we cleanse
this palette ahead. Americans with children could be getting a
little more of a tax break when filing this tax season.
That's because the child tax credit increase for twenty twenty three,
and those who qualify can get up to two thousand
dollars per child. Qualifying children include those under the age
of seventeen, step children and eligible foster children. The children

(01:33:54):
will have to have had have to have lived with
the person for more than a year and a half
to be claimed on the return. Those who meet the
qualifications will get the full amount of the child tax
credit if the annual income is not more than two
hundred thousand or four hundred thousand. Filing jointly, The NHL
is heading overseas where the start of the twenty four
to twenty five season. The league announced the Buffalo Sabers

(01:34:15):
and the New Jersey Devils will play two games in
Prague October fourth and fifth. A few weeks later, the
Dallas Stars and Florida Panthers will face off four two
games in Finland. Those games will be played November first
and second. This will mark the eleventh season the NHL
has played regular season games in Europe. And finally, if
you're not feeling well and you have a sore throat,

(01:34:36):
apparently you should drink a glass of pickle juice.

Speaker 7 (01:34:40):
This is what we're hearing. It's even better with whiskey
as well.

Speaker 13 (01:34:43):
Yes, some people are saying that it will really help you.
The advice comes from an invectious disease specialist who says
it works because of the high salt content. Any liquid
with a high concentration of salt tends to draw water
out of your tissue and reduce inflammation. However, if you
have high blood pressure, do not do this. One spear
has thirty three percent of the sodium you're supposed to

(01:35:04):
have in an entire day. But if you don't have
high blood pressure and you do have a sore throat,
this might just help you pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 7 (01:35:11):
Thank you God.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Haha. Laugh.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
Funny Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
Hey tell you every morning when I'm working here. Oh,
thank you man.

Speaker 23 (01:35:41):
I appreciate that you guys my morning.

Speaker 11 (01:35:44):
I wake up to you every morning, and and I
love you, guys.

Speaker 10 (01:35:48):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
I love you every morning.

Speaker 7 (01:35:51):
I'm like a hound of Falcon loud per hour because
I love you, guys. I love that you're come in love.

Speaker 15 (01:35:58):
Hey, lad coming, Daddy loves you.

Speaker 7 (01:36:07):
You gets ready for your day.

Speaker 6 (01:36:08):
Thank you coming, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:36:14):
Thank you so much for listening. Hope you listen every day.
That would make us feel pretty good. We can feel
you out there listening. By the way, I know you're listening.
We caught you. Thank you so much. By the way,
Alex Gornachelle, one of our favorite chefs of all time,
will be in tomorrow delivering some nutella pancakes. Danielle excited
for that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
I can't wait. I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
I would bet you, I bet you would.

Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
Friday, it's another free cruise Friday. Our friends at Norwegian
Cruise Line is well, they're going to meet you in
Europe and cruise you around Europe. Several European countries are
waiting for you. So you win your free cruise on Friday.
Next Friday, Lenny Kravitz will be on the show with
brand new music. How you like that?

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
What he's going to be with us?

Speaker 7 (01:36:55):
Yes, he's being with us.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Oh my god, I know.

Speaker 17 (01:36:58):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:36:59):
When you have a cool cat like Lenny Kravitz coming in,
you know he always dresses so cool. Yeah, it's we
have to like step up our game then when he's here.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
Seriously, you have no game for a front.

Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
Okay, all right, there you go. Danielle putting on our
makeup this morning, not only does she poke her left eye,
she poked her right eye.

Speaker 10 (01:37:18):
Was horrible, and it was with the mascara wand and
I was like ah, and then I did the other side.
Oh and then I couldn't see anything and walk around
getting my stuff done without seeing anything. And you gotta
be careful because you can scratch like you know, your
corny and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
I've done it before, So I was.

Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
Like, oh what you what you both go through to
start your day. People like us, we don't get it.
It's like we don't take we don't, we don't we
take it for granted, all the hard work you go
through just to look like this.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Yeah, sometimes I think we should work harder.

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
I say that you're very beautiful, but look at us.
We just get up. I don't even have a comb.
I just put crap out my hair and go, this
is what you get.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
But you all look good?

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
I mean Nate, I know, he's just born that way.

Speaker 7 (01:38:05):
A little moisturizer, you know, break me up a bit.
Maybe no one loves Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
It's from them.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
Yeah, and just come and don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Natural, be natural.

Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
No one loves Nate more than Nate. Love yourself, people,
love yourself first. I have some music to play for
you in a few minutes, a brand new Ariana Grande.
It's called Bye as in b y E. Are they
saying that this is really truly her goodbye to her husband? Song?
Is that is?

Speaker 10 (01:38:32):
The rumor is that there's lyrics in it that she
says he basically cheated on her. Because we didn't know
what happened. We just know she shows up with this
other guy from the you know, Wicked and what happened
to Dalton And so people were like, oh, and in
this song, it's a couple of lines where people are like, oh,
she's saying that they he cheated on her, but who knows.

Speaker 7 (01:38:52):
Here's the thing, you know, we read the tabloids and
we hear the songs. All these artists that we know
and love very well, they go through breakup similar like oh,
well there's another song you know, no similar lyrics, but
think about it. Think about it when you go through
a breakup, how traumatic it is for you.

Speaker 18 (01:39:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
Did I read somewhere it could take up to three
or four years to recover, Yes, from a breakup? Yes,
we were talking about this right CONDI yep.

Speaker 13 (01:39:15):
I just saw that the other day. That research says
if you have serious heartbreak, whether it's a divorce, you've
been in a relationship for a long time, even though
you break up with somebody, it could still take you
a very long time to get over it. Some people
say they think it takes half the length of your
actual relationship to fully move on.

Speaker 7 (01:39:34):
So, for some reason, I think we kind of poo
poo the fact that artists are real people as well,
and oh, well, it's an artist, you know. They make
all that money and they live these glamorous lives. They
don't care. They'll move on to someone else.

Speaker 10 (01:39:47):
Well, no, you're people exactly. This song is called Eternal Sunshine.
By the way, Oh I'm choking now, don't know what.

Speaker 7 (01:39:54):
Are you choking on? Did you go down the wrong hole?

Speaker 17 (01:39:58):
And don't you hate it?

Speaker 7 (01:39:58):
When you're choking on something? People ask you, are you okay?
Tell me you're okay? I can't tell you. I'm talking anyway?
Back to this, this this break up set. Yeah, so
you know when Taylor Swift writes a song about a relationship,
or Ariana Grande writes and sings by which we're about
to play for you, you know, listen not discounts that as
just a song, nor.

Speaker 10 (01:40:17):
The song that she talks about. Those Eternal Sunshine I
think they are on a Grande one.

Speaker 7 (01:40:21):
Okay, Well what is by about? B y e about?

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
What's bye about?

Speaker 7 (01:40:26):
Did I tell you what? Let's listen to it an
analyzed lyrics? Shall we?

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (01:40:30):
All right? Brand new Ariana Grande? Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:40:33):
Sorry, okay? Brand New? Are you on a Grande?

Speaker 16 (01:40:37):
This is by this said the first sum of Bean hostage.

Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
To this day, I believe I'm finally at list.

Speaker 16 (01:41:04):
Don't know how hard we tried, both you and me,
didn't We didn't we.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
Look, you know, women listen to lyrics. Guys usually just
listen to the music. So all I heard was like
a really smooth sounding song with great with great music.
You heard the song about oh my God, it's over,
we're breaking up. It sounds good sonically, it's a great song.
So the words are, uh, this ain't the first time
I've been hostage to these tears. I can't believe I'm

(01:41:44):
finally moving through my fears. At least I know how
hard we tried, both you and me didn't We didn't
we I'm gonna grab my stuff, time to go, bye
bye bye. So this is from the album.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Called Eternal Sunshine.

Speaker 7 (01:41:56):
And this is probably the song about her breakance.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
Think that and I Wish I hated you refer to
the breakup.

Speaker 7 (01:42:02):
So oh yeah, okay, we're gonna do some report from Danielle.
If you can throw that and they're scary and what
else you're talking about today, Danielle, We're.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
Talking about Wendy Williams.

Speaker 10 (01:42:13):
If you watch the documentary you Know Who. Will and
Sean are her publicist and kind of like her assistant,
but apparently they have been ousted because family and friends
are saying they were not taking care of her, they
did not have her best interests at heart. After watching
the documentary, a lot of people felt the same way,
and so they are gone. So there's only one new
release this weekend. That would be Arthur the King Mark Wahlberg.

(01:42:37):
It's a family friendly movie based on the inspirational story
of an adventure racer who adopts a stray dog then
takes the dog along for an epic adventure. But they're
saying they don't think it's going to beat Kung Fu
Panda four, which lots of people are still running to
the theaters to see if that dog dies at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
I'm just so much I.

Speaker 7 (01:42:57):
Can't watch dog films. You I can't. I know they
usually do something awful to them After.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
Old Yeller, forget about it. I was just done.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Marlean Hell Old.

Speaker 7 (01:43:07):
Yeller was like a thousand years ago, and you're still
triggered that movie.

Speaker 10 (01:43:11):
I was an emotional mass after that movie. I remember
exactly where I watched it and how I felt after
and I don't I don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
To do that again.

Speaker 7 (01:43:17):
Beyond you know what we did last night. Our friend
Carolin's in town. She's really young. We actually made her
sit down and watch The Bird Cage.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Oh that's a good movie.

Speaker 13 (01:43:26):
I watched it because of you and I left.

Speaker 7 (01:43:29):
I want to watch it with Elvis.

Speaker 9 (01:43:31):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:43:31):
It's a lot of fun. It's so festive, it's so gay. Anyway.
It's from the nineteen eighties in Miami, in South Beach.
It's just really cool anyway. So if you want to
like counterbalance old Yeller, watch the Birdcake just try.

Speaker 10 (01:43:45):
Taylor Swept is teaming up with Target for the release
of her next album, The Torch of Poets Department. There
will be an exclusive Phantom Clear vinyl version of the album.
It has twenty four page book, a replica handwritten lyrics,
never before seen photos, and the vine.

Speaker 9 (01:44:00):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:44:00):
We'll also feature a bonus track called The Manuscript and
The Tortured Poets Department is scheduled to come out on
April nineteenth, And we find out now Beyonce's next album,
we called Cowboy Carter, coming out March twenty ninth. Of course,
she's gonna have lots of really cool country songs on there.
We already have the two singles. Dolly Pardon's excited about it,
so a lot of people excited. The masd singer is

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on tonight Survivor and don't forget the Amazing Race, and
that is my Danielle report, Love you, daniel.

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Tomorrow Thursday our favorite day of the week. What do
we watch them tonight?

Speaker 10 (01:45:04):
Danielle the Masked Singer, Survivor, The Amazing Race and Love
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