FULL SHOW: The Day We Had a Tickle Fight

From a full-blown tickle match between Nate and Skeery to a caller literally losing a tooth, today’s show was unhinged in the best way. We honored toys in the Hall of Fame, debated brushing teeth while sitting, and exposed some very ungraceful quitters.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're turning a radio radio Za radio SAAA. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Anytime you're ready, It's Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Wake up in Robodicus. Here we go, Elvis, what els
on the radio? Forgot this text from Jessica. I'm hearing
the callback. Hi Jessica, Hi, Elvis, say hello to everyone.

(00:34):
We're all here. So Jessica's hi everybody. Well hello, So
I'm going to read your text. It says, for the
first time since I moved to the Midwest, I turned
on the radio and I found your station. What a
great way to start the morning. So there you go,
you found us.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I did.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
So I listened to you guys on the replay channel
every day. I listened to all your podcasts. I listened
to kind of everything related to Elvis. But yeah, turned
on the radio yesterday. I was traveling for work and
I was in Sioux City, Iowa, and there you were.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
So, So where are you from Originally?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
I'm originally from Western New York, so a little bit
north of Niagara Falls.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, So do we sound different there than we did
where you used to live. I mean, it's a whole
different place.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Same sounds exactly the same.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Wasn't your point to get out of there and get
to Siue City so you could be in a whole new,
fresh environment at night? Now you're still living with you? No, well,
I took you with me.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Like I said, I listened listen every day on the
replay channels.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
But no, I mean we moved.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
From my husband's job, and I was just happy to
hear your voices on the live radio, you know, instead
of on the on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh I love that, Okay. Questions for Jessica. Was that
how you first discovered us on the podcast?

Speaker 7 (01:50):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
No, So I first discovered you. My husband when I
first met him, was stationed in eastern Pennsylvania, and I
somehow picked you up on a drive between Western New
York and eastern Pennsylvania. And then I found out you
were on Serious XM. And I used to listen on
Serious XM. And then you guys started doing the podcasts,
and I've kind of followed you a couple of different.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Times with Serious XM. That was a long time ago.
You've been with us many years.

Speaker 8 (02:14):
What is your favorite part?

Speaker 9 (02:16):
What's your favorite part of the show?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh, my gosh, I don't even know.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
It's like I think everyone says that it's kind of
just like keeping your friends with you talking in the background.
I think it's kind of cured a lot of the
loneliness of moving so many times and doing all those
kinds of things. So I really appreciate just having you
guys with me everywhere I go.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I do wonder why people listen to this mess? Yeah,
I do, I do. I'm wonder I could I think
about what we let's say what we just talked about.
We'll turn off the microphones and we both play a song.
I'm like, what did we just do? What did we
just say? Did we save any babies? No?

Speaker 5 (02:52):
No, no, And I don't think it has to be
anything groundbreaking. Like any of you guys talk a lot
about the loneliness, it's it's just nice to have people
talking in the background and have people you know conversating.
You feel you guys are so like real with your
listeners too. It's so nice to feel like you know
somebody and kind of hear them every day.

Speaker 10 (03:11):
You know, think back really hard, Jessica, do you remember
that moment when you first listened to us that you said,
oh my God, they're really funny.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Do you remember in particular what we were talking about?

Speaker 11 (03:23):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
No, I don't remember anything in particular. No, And like
I said, I listen every day, so sometimes all of
the lines get blurred and I'm forgetting what I'm listening to.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
So maybe it was anything funny, maybe it was something
felt provoking. Have you done anything to piss you off?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
I do know You've never pissed me off. But I
do actually have a pretty vivid memory of being in
a drive through line somewhere when you were talking to
Nate after he had his stroke. So that was pretty
powerful and you know, glad to hear your the second.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Moment she heard.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 9 (04:07):
There are a lot of jokes around.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
That that was. That was a scary time.

Speaker 8 (04:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (04:15):
Did you like us right away or did it take
you a little bit of time?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Good question.

Speaker 13 (04:21):
I liked you right away.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
And I actually have to agree with Elvis on something.
The one part of the show where I usually have
to either like fast forward or turn it off is
the phone tap because they make me a little uncomfortable.
But other than that, No, I I like you guys
right away. And it's like I said, it was nice
to just have some voices talking. I get my only

(04:43):
pop culture news from you, Danielle, Like that's the only
way I know anything that's going on in like entertainment
and things like that.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, I take them with me and I spread them.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
So this is an interesting conversation. I'll tell you why.
I always do wonder why people listen. I mean, and
that's a natural thing to do in our business, Like, okay,
they're listening. Why. I guess the answer I get mostly
from people like you, Jessica and other people is because
you're my friends, and you're in the car with me,

(05:17):
and you know, I could either listen to your turn
it off and be kind of lonely, I guess, because
when you're in traffic or whatever, you know, you're by yourself.
It's good to have this conversation going on, even if
it's in the back conversation.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, a conversation going on. I mean, I have you
guys in my headphones when I'm cooking and cleaning and
doing things around my house, and like, you guys are
kind of always on, whether it's the big show or
I'm a I'm a slice, I'm a I want to
listen to the Brooklyn Boys. I've been listening to Sauce
on the side all of this. I've listened to your
book on Audible. I can't tell you how many times.

(05:50):
So yeah, it's kind of just like the familiar voice
that that is in the in the background sometimes, but
it helps with the loneliness. I've moved a couple of times,
and I've always taken you guys with So.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Wow, this is an interesting call. And I love the
fact that we connected. I love that you sent us
a text and I and all the best to you
in Sioux City. I mean, I know you said you
moved for your husband in his career. What are you
doing there? What's going on with you?

Speaker 7 (06:15):
So?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
We live in eastern South Dakota. I work in college admissions.
So I recruit for a college out here students to
come to the school.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Wow Wow, which school? Give them a plug?

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah? I worked with South Dakota State University, Go Jack,
and yeah, I recruit, I recruit students.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
To come here.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
So and I worked in college admissions prior to moving
South Dakota as well too. I worked at a small
private college upstate in Lake Placid, New York called Paul
Smith's college, so I'll give them their plug too.

Speaker 14 (06:47):
Well, I've been thinking about buying a house in the
Dakota's because apparently that is the best place to be
in case there is a nuclear attack on the United States.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
Oh you're state.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, I saw that a couple of times.

Speaker 14 (06:58):
They have They have a lot of protection and they
don't have a lot of targets over there. So we're
all moving to South Dakota prepare.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Who we don't have a lot of targets, but we
also don't have a lot of things going on, so
it's you.

Speaker 15 (07:08):
Know, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Guess what, whoever's on the on the on the trigger,
jess because they're waiting for.

Speaker 16 (07:16):
Your Meanwhile, the nucleus is where Gandhi and I live
in Jersey City.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's true. I saw that on the mat. Jersey City
is like the center of the center of where they're
going to hit.

Speaker 14 (07:26):
It needs to be one or the other. I need
to be far away from it and not affected or
at ground zero.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's it, right, This is all and this is the fun,
loving conversation you love hearing, Jessica. Well, thank you, Jessica.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Guys, this has been great. I really I really appreciate
it and I'll continue to uh. The portrait from the Midwest.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I love that and it's so great to know you're
listening to us. Jessica, you have a beautiful day. Thank
you so much.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Thanks you too, sweet?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh nice.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
We don't deserve people like that, we don't, you guys?

Speaker 9 (08:05):
Don't they wake me up?

Speaker 17 (08:11):
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Speaker 1 (08:28):
Time for horoscopes? Who's with me?

Speaker 18 (08:30):
Yeah?

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All right, are you okay? Producer Sam? Who do you
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With?

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Speaker 1 (10:20):
I got Matt here. What's up with Matt? Hey, Matt,
what's going on?

Speaker 7 (10:23):
What's up, buddy?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
So Matt says he got his tooth pulled yesterday?

Speaker 20 (10:29):
Yeah, sir, what happened?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Go get it?

Speaker 21 (10:33):
Well?

Speaker 7 (10:34):
I took some barbecue chicken on Saturday, and I guess
I cracked a tooth about three weeks ago. I had
a filling back there and I cracked it. And I
guess something, some food or something got caught in it.
And I woke up on Saturday morning with my tooth
about the size up.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
The size of a what up? Like you hold on
your phone is like crapping out. Hold on, but you're
you're givingest words we need to hear. So your tooth
was the size of a what a paint ball? I
can't so man, as you speak, I can hear that
you're in pain. Just to speak, all right? So okay,

(11:17):
So what happened? So you had to go to the
dentist and have your tooth.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Pulled right, yes, yesterday at eleven o'clock over off of
Done Avenue here in Jacksonville, and uh it uh, it
actually happened really fast. And you know, I'm really phobic
of needles, so yeah, I just and I have tattoos.

(11:40):
So they say, oh, you have tattoos. It's it's totally
different different.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I love guys from Florida. Always a party. Now, wait,
so you had tattoos, therefore you didn't thought I.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Would be to be able to handle the needle.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh no, that's so you had the tooth and I
don't have insurance. So how much that must have been
very expensive?

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Four hundred and seventy dollars?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh my god, I would have done it for abut fifty.

Speaker 7 (12:08):
Yeah, probably would have told you to get in there
with a wrench or something.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Oh god, So so Matt get feeling better. Hold on
one second. I'm telling you. I love Matt. I love
his story. But textas now tell us about how you
lost your tooth and can.

Speaker 14 (12:24):
We can we clarify it can't be through natural over
like because of something natural like no little kids.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Oh no, no, it has to be an initial Oh yah, yeah,
no tooth fairy knocked out Jesse.

Speaker 13 (12:36):
Hey, so what happened over your weekend? All right? So
my husband lost his left front tooth. And what's crazy
is is he's a football player. He's been in fifth fight.
He lost this tooth when he was a kid with
somebody who headbutted him. And his dad spent three thousand
dollars on this tooth, and the dentist said it would

(12:57):
either laugh or it would you know, turn black or
fall out. He said, well, now he's almost getting into
his forties and he goes to bite o tortilla that
has chicken peita in it, first bite and the thing
just pops right now.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh my god, after all these that tooth has been
has been with him all these years, it never came out.
And a fahita is soft. Actually there's you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (13:24):
Yes, And it's what his dad called the three thousand
dollars tooth. His dad would say, if you die before me,
I'm taking that toothbat. And so now for Christmas, we're
gonna wlap up the tooth. We've been waiting for the
dentist bar insurance for our dental appointment, because we have
good old New York medicaid. So what we did is

(13:46):
we went on Amazon and from China, we ordered a
full set of teeth that looked like real teeth on
a wire and cut out one that matched and put
it on this like plastic material And it was like
putting a mouse mouth guarded.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
If you're ordering anything, if you're ordering teeth from China,
they're probably real teeth.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
They're very they're very real there.

Speaker 13 (14:10):
If you have an email, I'll send you the pornication.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I'd love to see that. All right, tell your husband.
What's your husband's name, Rick.

Speaker 13 (14:18):
It's Richie.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
He's right held on, Oh yeah, put them on.

Speaker 10 (14:20):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I can't believe you're talking about you and your three
thousand dollars tooth on the radio. Yeah it's okay, yeah, story, Yeah,
we have teeth teeth from China on the way. You're good,
don't worry about it, all right, you guys have a
great date. Thanks Rick, Richie, I have a great day. Okay, Hey, Sam,
how are you?

Speaker 22 (14:45):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 4 (14:46):
How are you guys?

Speaker 13 (14:47):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Okay, you don't sound like you've lost your two front teeth.
What happened?

Speaker 22 (14:52):
So my sister was actually teaching me how to do
a summersault my younger sister.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
And wait, wait a summer summer salt. Okay, go ahead?
Was drinking involved?

Speaker 22 (15:04):
No, no, no, I was completely fine, and my knee
went a little too far up and knocked my two
front teeth out of them. Just yep, just straight clean.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I know. My favorite thing is the story. So how
did you lose your teeth? Well, my sister was teaching
me how to do a summer salt and we were
talking sober mind you I love, all right, So what
are you gonna do? What's next?

Speaker 22 (15:32):
Next is getting teeth and plants, so we'll see how
that goes.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh, Sam, I'm so sorry. Have a beautiful days. Look
I'm getting new teeth soon as well, so I can't wait.

Speaker 22 (15:44):
All right, take care of Sam, Thank you bye.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, I was learning how to do a summer salt.
Nothing good comes out of that, no, no, yes, Scottie,
what's up?

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (15:55):
So it was weird that you guys are talking about teeth.
So on Friday I met up with a high school
friend of mine who comes to town again every two
or three years and we have lunch. So we met
at this restaurant and he got out of the car
and he's like, hey man, and his front tooth is
completely gone. And he didn't tell me about it. Like,
don't if something happens, don't you say, oh, by the way,
I'm missing my tooth. Just so you're not if you

(16:15):
meet up.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
With a friend and one eyeball is missing, yeah, you
want them to say, oh, by the way, I don't
know if you noticed, I'm missing an eyeball. So what happened.

Speaker 23 (16:24):
I kind of just motioned it to his mouth and
I'm like, you know, I did a head nod. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I bit down on something and my whole cat fell
out and he was completely missing his tooth.

Speaker 11 (16:33):
Oh damn.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah. It was weird.

Speaker 12 (16:36):
Crazy.

Speaker 13 (16:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Do you ever have a pimple You go, oh my god,
look at this pimple, and your friend always says, you
know what, had you not said anything, I would not
have noticed. When it comes to missing teeth and missing eyeballs.
He got to say something, But.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
What are you supposed to say? They know it's not there.

Speaker 23 (16:51):
Just a heads up when you see me, my tooth
is out.

Speaker 14 (16:55):
So I one of my friends not too long ago.
I hadn't seen her in a couple of years and
she showed up. She had a piece of spinach covering
one of her teeth, and I thought it was gone,
so I just never said anything.

Speaker 9 (17:05):
We took a bunch of pictures.

Speaker 14 (17:06):
She finally looked at the picture and said, what the hell,
I've had spinach covering my tooth this whole time?

Speaker 9 (17:10):
I said, Oh, I thought you lost it. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Miss Always a heads up when you're missing an arm,
a tooth and eye. Be the first to say something, Oh,
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Speaker 1 (17:52):
We wanted Scotty B and Nate to do like shaff
banana on OnlyFans every day. We could make some mont No,
they didn't do it, So how about tickling a tickling about?
All right? This comes from this documentary that Gandhi was
talking about. It's eight years old called tickled. There's actually
a sport called endurance tickling.

Speaker 14 (18:14):
It's competitive tickling, but part of it is endurance tickling.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yes, okay, shouldn't we take a little bit of clothes off?
You're getting naked. You're wearing a sweatshirt.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
Yeah, that's not fair.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, you have patting on that sweatshirt. Here's the thing,
and I just want to make it very clear. You
two are totally fine doing this. It's something you actually
want to do. Yes or no? Sure? Look, yes, I
enjoyed tickling and being tickled. Okay, Nate, you're totally open
for this. And you you come into this tickling match willing, yes, willingly? Okay,

(18:51):
you too, willingly? Is the worry here, Scotty? Do we
have to be facing each other? I don't know. We're
gonna We're gonna work out the we need to work
out the kinks.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Is someone getting video of this? I think it's not. Yes,
Deanna's on the switcher in the back. Well, I know,
but that camera can't get angles down to the floor
because you're gonna end up there. I'm sure. No, no, no, no, no, no,
she needs the handheld.

Speaker 18 (19:13):
Okay, well, can somebody I've never been in a tickle match,
does this one person go first?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Or I don't know. We're rewriting the rules and will
Gotti's good at rules? Yeah?

Speaker 19 (19:23):
Are you going to tickle each other at the same
time or is it going to be like thirty seconds
Scotty tickles Nate and then thirty seconds Nate tickles.

Speaker 14 (19:29):
Scotty And I think it needs to be separated. I
think Nate needs thirty seconds to go at Scotty and
see how long Scotty can go without laughing, and then
vice versa, because if not, it's going to turn into
a cage match and they're going to scratch each other
and do weird things.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
But if I just stand here and be tickled, Okay, wait, okay,
maybe that is strange. Okay, what if you did? What
if you did like it? Just like both of them
just go for it and one of them eventually has
to say I give, I give, okay, right, but it
has to be tickling you. We're not here to cause pain, okay.

Speaker 9 (19:59):
Scratching, no poke, no pinches.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Is there any place that's off limits, like the grundle.

Speaker 9 (20:05):
The gundle. You can get to your grundle impressed.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Oh no, thet the taint is right there. It's easy
to get to the paraneum if you If you guys
want to eliminate the taint, do you want to? I
don't want. Yeah, the bays.

Speaker 18 (20:20):
I think there's a region that we shouldn't come on man, no.

Speaker 9 (20:26):
Dinger and no taint.

Speaker 14 (20:29):
Extremely ticklish areas, yes, Oh yeah, Okay, tell you what rules?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, no, no, here's the rule. What if you go
from the belly button all the way down and up
the back to the top of the crack, that that
area cannot be touched?

Speaker 11 (20:40):
Okay, okay, no cracking, all right.

Speaker 14 (20:43):
Okay, diamond is in there recording also.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, I just want to make for damn sure that
everyone agrees to let's get over. Don't brush me aside.
We're talking about a billion dollar company here. We have
a tickle song ready to go.

Speaker 11 (21:00):
I just have a feeling these two were going to
enjoy this a little too much.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I think we should face each other. I think it's weird.
So you're gonna turn around and have him tickle you
from behind? Wait?

Speaker 18 (21:15):
Okay, can we Since that is a good point, you
just brought up hands only, right, we can't tickle with
any other appendage?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
What else do you have to tickle with? I don't know.
Scotty wanted me to turn around a second ago.

Speaker 11 (21:27):
This is strange.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh you're weird, you know. First of all, don't flatter yourself, Nate.
All right, I think we have enough rules. We figure
this out. Stop punching each other. Do we have a
bell and a song to play?

Speaker 10 (21:41):
Here?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Here's the intro song.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I'm gonna tick go tick tick tick.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Tickle endurance competition. We've got Scotty Bee and Nate all
walked up in Scotty Bee's little studio. And whoever, whoever
it gives it first? Uh we cried? Or is it
soiling ourselves? Yeah? What's a safe word? We need a
safe word? I'm done being tickled. My safe word is

(22:12):
always deeper more more. By the way, looking.

Speaker 12 (22:19):
At that studio on the camera, you guys need like
some decorations or something like ugly.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
And you know you got a good point, you know, Danielle.
For all future tickle tickle competitions, we need to spruce
it up in there. You're right, what happened? What happened Scotty,
what did you do? Toned a check.

Speaker 9 (22:42):
Just said that was off limits.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I didn't tickle it. I didn't tickle it. Here we go. Okay,
so the froggy froggy, you're the judge here. Okay, okay,
did you Scotty? Was that illegal what he just did?
Because that was not a part of the him up.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
Is illegal, but it was before we started.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
So I don't know. Guys, Let's not get into this,
but this is all tom foolery as far as I'm concerned. Focus,
stop it, wait, should off for this? Wait a minute,
Hold on, Nate, what did you do to Scott where
he disappeared? You know that articulation? Guys? Guys, where are

(23:22):
you slapping each other in the nuts? What are you
doing in? There's gonna tickle now? By the way, do
we all agree they're enjoying this moment?

Speaker 24 (23:32):
For sure?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay? Do you have the bell ready to go? And
so whoever whoever screams out first, whatever, then okay, here
we go. Let's give it. Stop stop beating each other
in the balls, would you? God? Yeah, come on here
on your mark, get set tickle under he said, stop,

(24:00):
he said, stop. Wait, hold on, Scotty, he said stop.
All right, that was round one. I'm not used to it.
He was going into cardiac arrest. Okay, listen, that was
a practice friend, Hey, Scott. Scotty immediately went under the armpits,
and so did Nate. You guys are going for the
same target, the arm pittle area, Scott. Round two, Round two,

(24:23):
go hit the back, all right. Scotty's going down down
to the knees, and so Nate's got him on the belly.
He's tickling his belly. He got him on the floor,
his whole Someone touched off. Oh, how are we doing?
Nate said stop again. Nate said stop again, net stop Scotty.

(24:43):
He said, Scotty, Scotty, here, Scotty, you got to pull
yourself together. When he said stop, stop means stop, I
didn't hear no means no, Scotty. So, judge, Froggy, how
are we doing so far? Right now?

Speaker 19 (24:56):
Scotty has two, Nate has zero.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
That means you lose. Okay, Well, let's look at their
strategy here at halftime. We're at halftime. By the way,
this is four rounds. What is going on, Nate that's
making Scotty get the best of you? What is he
doing very dexterous fingers very Scotty, what what is your
secret do you care to share as we get into
the second half. Well, I do a light little like
with my nails. Yeah, you know, we're not scratching, but

(25:24):
I do like a light like that, you know. See,
I stop touching. I have an observation. Please, Scotty Bee
is entering Nate's no go zone. I think you're not
playing fairly. I went up his shorts, but not that high.
But someone did scream out the word hole. I heard
someone scream out the day I did. I did reach around.

(25:45):
Do not do not touch holes? Ready now the second half?
Hang on, This is exhausting.

Speaker 11 (25:52):
Oh my god, exhausting.

Speaker 9 (25:56):
He hasn't even gotten all.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Right, we gotta go, We gotta go. Come on. We
have feet. That's right, that's right, we have feet. Okay,
hit the bell, Scotty and Nate going for the tickle.
And Nate's going for it. Man, he's getting in there.
He's got Scotty's going alone so that we can't see
him by good screaming. Oh my god, where's he touching?

(26:22):
Hit the mail, Hit the mall. You see, Nate, you
told the world that your feet are very ticklish. You
actually yourself on that one. How did you get how'd
you get in his shoe?

Speaker 5 (26:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
No, we took them off. The judges have a question, Nate,
where was he tickling you? There? My bottom of feet?

Speaker 19 (26:41):
Okay, Scott, he wins another round. I thought he.

Speaker 11 (26:49):
Nate is just more ticklish than Scotty.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
No, I am pretty too better at this, I'll be honest.
I thought I was gonna wipe the floor with him.
He's pretty damn good. Also, is this where the lyrics
came from? In my neck, my back my favorite song? Yeah,
I'm more.

Speaker 23 (27:06):
I'm more ticklish when I'm light tickled, like like, okay.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Here we go round four, last round, not getting out.
I'm not getting out. Nate go all round. Scotty instantly
goes down. He does. He wants to win, man. Nate
sounds like like ant Okay, they're tickling each other. This
is the last round. It all rides on this one.

(27:36):
Stop stop there you last round. I think we know
the answer here, so judge, he is undefeated. Scotty got
it in four rounds. Yeah, four is clean? Sweet man
is my achilles heel?

Speaker 21 (27:54):
Right?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
But you know what if be told, look at all
the cardio they're getting. I'm out of breath. You're like,
you're like a machine hand. Are you saying we could
have made money doing that?

Speaker 9 (28:08):
Yeah? I think so, really, I think so.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I know you have to take some clothes off for
that not now, not now, scotty shirt.

Speaker 18 (28:17):
He's like, uh, you know, you should really think about
anything's like serious competition.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
You're pretty damn good. Oh now this is like this
is like locker room talk. Now you guys are hey, yeah,
you're good.

Speaker 22 (28:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Look he's excited.

Speaker 9 (28:30):
His nipples are poking straight through that shirt.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
And now everyone kiss him, make up, kiss it kissy please?
Lord hr isn't listening to this? All right? All right,
you guys arrested up, turn your MinC off, get a fresh,
fresh breath of air, and get some water in you show.

(28:53):
I'm gonna play hooky.

Speaker 25 (28:56):
Elvister ran in the Morning Show, Elvis terran in the
Morning Showers.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
You know, our ops manager andrews doing something that I'm
a little uncomfortable. Have a seat, Ops manager, Andrew, can
you turn his microphone on? I don't know how this
thing works. No, it's Garrett seat. What are you doing?
That's it's you. You're taking a d seat. So you
know we're waiting for coaster boy Josh to return from vacation.

(29:32):
So I asked him, Andrews and Andrew, do you have
you heard from Josh? Is he close? So Andrew goes
on his phone and he's tracking Josh.

Speaker 11 (29:40):
Do you have three sixty on Josh?

Speaker 6 (29:42):
No, it's to find my friend feature on iPhone. Well,
I share my location with a whole bunch of friends.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, I have time too, So he says he knows
where we all are at all times. What, Well, I'm
not all. I thought it was a little a little
odd that you you're you're tracking me? Yes, and but
you know what it's. It's I just need to know where.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
People are, like with you specifically.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Let's say I don't even know where I am. Well,
let's say.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
We're going someplace and I need to know your eta
for me.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I just like.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Saying, oh, he's on his way. It helps me out.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Is that bad? I don't think it's that bad. I
mean I think you should have let me know that
you're tracking me. Just you went on my phone and
turn it on without me knowing. Yes, I mean, it's
like I'll just find that a little odd. But you know,
it's just a sneaky little subscription.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
You just go boop boop and then hey, will gotcha?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
How do io?

Speaker 6 (30:38):
Yeah, I'll take your phone and then i'll bet boop
and then you're done.

Speaker 11 (30:41):
You're such a liar.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Shut it off. Yeah, yeah, because you know.

Speaker 12 (30:46):
If he looks at you, say I'm ten minutes out,
and he looks at it and goes, no, he's not,
he's twenty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I just find it a bit creepy.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
It's important, though.

Speaker 14 (30:54):
I have a couple of friends that will tell me
they're on the way to things, and I'm like, you're
not on the way.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Share your location right now, drop me.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Well, I shared locations with you and Diamond when we
were at the uh Off the Great Trip.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I need to know where you guys were, And then fine,
I don't mind dropping a pen. At least drop a pin.
At least I know that I sent it to you. Hey,
did you get that? Everybody? Everybody call her? Yes, Oh, Jamie, Hi, Jamie, Hi,
good morning, Good morning, Jamie. Do you have friends that
track me? Well, hello, lady, do you have friends that

(31:25):
track you on their iPhone? Without you knowing? Is it?
Is that a little creepy?

Speaker 5 (31:30):
H I'm an android person, so nobody's tracking me?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
So Jamie, oh uh okay, okay, Andrew, you ain't leave no, okay,
Well I'll know where you are. Bye. So Jamie, you
sent a text? What was your question?

Speaker 13 (31:49):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (31:50):
So I heard the song everybody, everybody and it just
the guy in the background, the guy, and you say
that that's you?

Speaker 17 (31:56):
Is that really you?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Is that really you?

Speaker 13 (31:58):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
I am. I am in the song everybody everybody, that's
really you. But I'm not the guy who goes out.
I'm the guy that goes pooh, yes here, Oh that's
not me, not me.

Speaker 8 (32:19):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yes, that's me.

Speaker 13 (32:26):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I have a question. What's that? Did you just do
that once and they looped it? Or did you do
that every single time?

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
I was in the studio for hours? Yeah? Okaying? How
many different ways can you do? H? I tried to
try to keep it consistent.

Speaker 9 (32:42):
Are you paid for this song? And royalties?

Speaker 15 (32:44):
You get royalties?

Speaker 26 (32:46):
I happily paid that. That's not me, Jamie.

Speaker 11 (32:59):
He's got a bridge. He wants to sell you.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
As you know, that's not him. Come on, you know that.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
I was like, you know, what have I been being
had all these years?

Speaker 13 (33:10):
Not him, Like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'm so happy I was a part of.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
You.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Have a great day.

Speaker 27 (33:24):
I love you, if that's to say to it. You
have like a list of things we should be doing,
and we're not doing any of them.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I want to hear all about the weird, wild stories
you didn't learn in school. Let my best friend Patty
Steele and her podcast The Backstory with Patty Steel be
your guide. What are you working on? Patty?

Speaker 21 (33:48):
All right, Elvis, I know you're more of a boat
guy than I am, but I don't think anybody wants
to be lost at sea at the age of eleven
after the rest of your family has been murdered. Man,
it's an insane story.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
The Backstory with Patty Steele new episodes every Tuesday and Friday.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 17 (34:10):
Ellis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
There's nothing more fun than a toy right right? The
Toy Hall of Fame finalists for this year. Can we
go through these and vote for them whether we like
them or not.

Speaker 9 (34:26):
You want to the list of what's good.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, yeah, yeah, well, I've got the list here, but
I'm gonna have you guys discuss it. But we're all
adults here, right, m Other than vibrators in Dildo's, what
toys are you guys playing with these days? We played Jinga?

Speaker 12 (34:44):
We have Jinga in every size and shape and every
Jinga that has come out. Monopoly that has every single
one that's come out, we have it.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
It's crazy, right right? What about you, Gondhi? Any games
in your life for toys?

Speaker 9 (34:57):
I like a good Rubik's Cube.

Speaker 14 (34:59):
Those never get old to I enjoy just fiddling around
with them all day.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Have you ever solved a Ruby's Cube?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
You have? Oh yeah?

Speaker 7 (35:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Has anyone else solved a Rubert's Cube?

Speaker 11 (35:11):
I did you know how I did it?

Speaker 12 (35:13):
I peeled off the I peeled off the stickers and
put them back on.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Solving. I took it apart.

Speaker 19 (35:19):
I got a little screwdriver and just popped one out,
and they all got out, and you put them back on.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Okay, even though I can give you hell and say
that's not solving a Rubert's Cube, but you know what,
the end result was A solved Rubik's Cube.

Speaker 14 (35:32):
If you think about it, it's so satisfying once you
finally get that last click and all the colors are there.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Well, see, only you would know that the rest of
these guys cheated on it. But in live clicks, when
in life, if making the touchdown is all that matters,
does it really matter how you find the touchdown? M
I guess not wrong answer. I'm so disappointed, Like Danielle

(36:00):
peeled all the little things off and attached them to
the Rubi's cube to make her win. No, you didn't,
you didn't. That's not the point. See a lot of
people go through life thinking I want all the glamour on,
all the fame without putting in the hard work to
get there. You can't do that. You learn nothing other
than how to cheat the system. But there are people,

(36:20):
and I know them. I will not name them. There
are people. They grew up in households where the mom
and dad were kind of shifty, and maybe the grandparents
were kind of shifty. They're all shifty. They steal from
they steal from people. They blame other people for things
being stolen. I mean, there are people who go through
life like that and they don't even think there's a
problem with it. There is yes, there is, Yes, Gandhi,

(36:44):
what do you think.

Speaker 14 (36:44):
There's a show on Netflix that I watched and it
made me start playing with the Rubiks Cube again.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
It's called I.

Speaker 14 (36:49):
Think Speedcubers, and it's about these little kids who compete
in these championships and the time in which they solve
a Rubik's Cube is insane. It's like three minutes thirty seconds.
I mean, they have all these different categories, three sides,
nine sides, whatever.

Speaker 9 (37:04):
It's amazing. It'll make you feel real stupid.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Well, look, I see, here's the thing. We're all smart
when it comes to some things and not as smart
when it comes to others. So if someone can solve
a Rubik's Cube and under thirty seconds in front of me,
I give them credit for that. But then, you know,
ask them what else they can do in life, and
they just fall on the floor and start crying. I
don't know.

Speaker 9 (37:22):
Literally, that's how these kids are.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah, I know, I'm sure they have great futures. But yeah,
once again, one of my favorite childhood toys not not included.
Illegal fireworks not on the list. M okay, so this
I love those when I was a kid. This year's
finalists are baby Nancy Doll. What is that? Who's ever

(37:45):
played with a baby Nancy Doll? Never heard of them?

Speaker 9 (37:47):
Oh, no idea?

Speaker 11 (37:49):
Bingo, But that's a toy bingo.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Well, they're saying it deserves a space in the Toy
Hall of Fame. It's a toy. Little old ladies love it.
Love a good old game with lots of lots of balls. Uh.
Brayer toy horses, Briar toy horses. What are those?

Speaker 9 (38:09):
I have no idea, and I'm about to look it up.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I thought Briar's was an ice cream, but guess what.
Danielle Jenga is a finalist this year and one of
my one of my favorites, Light Bright. Did you guys
used to play with Light Brighter? Of course? Right? He
Man action figures.

Speaker 11 (38:29):
I had them all I had, and she raw where
she ra had all.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
She raw too? Yeah, Nate, they're very homo erotic. Elvis
like the Man.

Speaker 18 (38:39):
The musculature on these guys like it's it's really admirable,
like the abs on on he Man, Adam, you see incredible.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
As a guy who's into guys. Rather than sleeping with
he Man, I'd rather sleep with Stretch Armstrong, you know,
what I'm saying anyway. Also in the final for this
year's National Toy Hall of Fame, My Little Pony.

Speaker 11 (39:03):
Yep, uh huh.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
The board game Risk is in there, along with Sorry Sorry.
Remember the game Sorry Yeah Sorry is awesome and also
a good old fashioned sidewalk chalk. There's nothing better than
an old man like me walking down the sidewalk and
you see hopscotch and you just start doing it and
people look at you like, oh God, keep the kids

(39:26):
away from him. Let's see Tomagotchi made the Hall of
Fame finalist this year. Oh yeah, yeah, any Tomagotchi stories
in the house.

Speaker 9 (39:36):
I used to try to keep mine alive and I
kill it all the time.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yep.

Speaker 9 (39:40):
But aside from that now.

Speaker 12 (39:41):
But then you could just reset it with that little
button in the back.

Speaker 17 (39:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Cube, it's the same as Rubi's Cube.

Speaker 11 (39:48):
With you, I find my Ways cheat.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I know, I know you're a product of the Rough
and Tumble Bronx. I guess, I don't know. And the
game Yacht Si was included in the National Toy Hall
of Fame. Yes, finalists, what's so funny about Yatzi? That's great?

Speaker 28 (40:03):
I remember the commercial when they all scream Yachtzi every time.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
We hear yacht Now, do you guys remember playing Yachtzi
when you were younger? No? Yes, I remember. Do you
remember the sound of the die in the cup as
you shake it? There's a sound at makes absolutely it's
a hollow cup sound. And if you haven't played Yoasty,
you don't know what I'm talking about. Hey, I think
Katie is on twenty four Katie, Hi, Hi, how are you?

(40:31):
Welcome to the show and we're doing well. Thank you.
In the finalist list for the National Toy Hall of Fame,
Briar toy horses. What are they?

Speaker 29 (40:39):
Yes, so my husband has a crapload of them and
they're just taking up room in my basement.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
They are big.

Speaker 29 (40:47):
They're kind of plastic, hard plastic horses, and they're very
realistic and they make them after like famous race horses
or you know, just famous horses in history, and they're
collector's items.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
I'm looking at them now, I do I do recall
seeing these? These are these are a big thing.

Speaker 29 (41:11):
Yeah, they actually some of them can actually cost quite
a bit of money. But right now they just pick
up a lot of room in my basics, right.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
I know, you could have a fortune down there and
you don't even know it.

Speaker 29 (41:25):
Well, that would be nice if it's true.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Like right, I'm looking at this online. There's a collection
of vintage Briar horses six hundred dollars. God. Wow, they're
beautiful too. Isn't that funny how something's here.

Speaker 29 (41:39):
They're gorgeous, they're very realistic, and they're very beautifully done.
But ours are all still in the box. So if
you could imagine hundred dollars of the box.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Katie, Katie, let me give you incentive to dig through
that box and do some investigating. Here's a Briar model
horse that sold for twenty two thousand dollars.

Speaker 13 (41:57):
My god, oh my god.

Speaker 29 (42:00):
I would never complain again if you had.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
All right, all right, wait a minute.

Speaker 12 (42:07):
Many of them are sick. They have the Brier Deluxe
Animal Hospital. You can take them to the animal hospital.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I love that. All right, Well, Katie, thank you. I
would go down to that basement when you have a
moment or two and start looking, Toto, those horses. You
could have a fortune under underneath there. So anyway, thanks
for calling. I'm thank you very much. Have a good day. Okay,
bye bye bye bye uh And there you go, those
are your finalists? Is there anything I see? I don't

(42:33):
have the list of all the toys who've made it
into the Toy Hall of Fame? But what was your
favorite toy growing up? Straight and Nate? What was your
favorite toy? Gosh, I had so many.

Speaker 18 (42:41):
I had teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I had Transformers.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
I had he Man.

Speaker 18 (42:46):
Oh my god, that slide the team with he Man
was amazing. That's still in the carpet at my parents' house. Uh, yeah,
I had got it. Yeah, Legos you can still, Oh, Legos,
Yeah you can still. You know, say games as well?
Games are in there.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
My favorite game was candy Land because I always wanted
to live in candy Land. I always thought that that's
the way life should be. It should look like that,
painted pink and white. Yeah, Froggy, what's your favorite toy?

Speaker 19 (43:13):
Two things that like? Shoots and Ladders? It was one
of my favorite games. I love playing Shoots and Ladders.
And one of my favorite toys was my Hot Wheels
track around on the Hot Wheels track.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I still have my Hot Wheels somewhere, and I have
Matchbox Cars too. I don't know if there's t Yeah,
what about you, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (43:29):
My Strawberry Shortcake dolls were my favorite growing up, and
then probably Rainbow Bright. I loved by Rainbow Bright dolls.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Plus, you know, Danielle had a rough rough childhood. The
favorite toy was the switchblade.

Speaker 9 (43:42):
Yes, Na, definitely that one.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh, daniel what about Gandhi? Do you have any favorite toys?

Speaker 14 (43:49):
Yeah, you're gonna think this is weird, But I had
this little apparatus that my parents bought me because I
loved bugs so much, And you could push a button
and this little thing would shoot out and it would
close around the bug, so you could take a bug
home and watch it and play with it and stuff.

Speaker 9 (44:02):
It was a bug catcher.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Love that thing fine. You could play with it till
it died right.

Speaker 9 (44:06):
In front of the eventually.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah, scary. Did you have a good toy? Yeah?

Speaker 28 (44:10):
Well, I liked a couple of board games, like Pictionary
where you drew that was like the original wind Loser
Draw and an Encore, the singing game with lyrics and cabangers,
which I showed you guys a picture of me and
my sister having these cabangers. They're like they call them
and click clacks. In certain parts of the Country. They're
two hard plastic balls and you go up and down
with them and they.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Go pop up.

Speaker 28 (44:31):
They literally meet at the top, meet at the bottom,
and they were on a string and they were very,
very dangerous.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I know. Another favorite toy toy of scaries was My
Little Girlfriend? Did you did you count?

Speaker 13 (44:48):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Absolutely? They all want to games and toys. I also
loved mouse Trap. Did you ever have a mouse Trap?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (44:55):
Yeah, I played that? Remember hungry, Hungry hippo.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yes, I am one. I still am one. So anyway,
do yourself a favor. Go next time you're at Target
or wherever, pick up a toy. At Walmart, pick up
a toy and play it. Amazon have one delivered. It's good.
Have a little toy. Sitt around the house.

Speaker 17 (45:29):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tab scary.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
It's your phone tap. Tell me all about it.

Speaker 28 (45:35):
So Joe wants to play a phone tap on her
summer house maid Nikki. They rented a beach house through
a realtor under Nicki's name and have gotten several noise
complaints and tickets from the town for drinking in the street.
So I'm gonna pretend to be the actual owner of
the house, and I'm gonna mess with Nikki.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
But first Joe starts to call all right, let's listen
to it to scars phone tap, here we go, Hello, hey, Hi,
we come on.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
So I've been getting these calls from Allan. Do you
know Alan No was the owner of the house.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Okay, what he is.

Speaker 14 (46:09):
He's saying that like we're throwing too many parties and
we're like too loud, and.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Of course the throwing parties at the beach house.

Speaker 9 (46:17):
He's saying, we're gonna get kicked out and stuff.

Speaker 26 (46:19):
Are you hitting me?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
What the hell is he saying?

Speaker 14 (46:22):
Remember the guy you brought over who was like peeing
off the balcony.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Like, I can't control the people that are gonna be there.
That is what happens on the shore.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
That's stupid.

Speaker 9 (46:31):
Already got three tickets from the rental cops.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yeah, so like, look, are not even real cops. Okay,
damn by the city streak and they back the money.

Speaker 13 (46:39):
We're not gonna get in trouble.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Okay, we're just paying the town a few dollars. Fine, Well, listen,
it's not just the rented cops to the neighbors have
been complaining about us garbats just spilling up because nobody's cleaned. Okay, well,
I don't give a shit about the neighbors because they
knew what they were getting into when they bought the
houses around us. It's a beach town and there would
not be a town if we didn't rent there in
the summer.

Speaker 9 (46:59):
Oh my, Nikki, he's calling me again, like again for it?

Speaker 14 (47:03):
No, hang on, just I'm gonna put him through on
the mine because I just want.

Speaker 7 (47:06):
To calling me.

Speaker 26 (47:07):
Hang on, hang on you, I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 17 (47:10):
Hello, Hello, Hey Ellen.

Speaker 9 (47:12):
I have Nikki on the phone. Also, she's the one
that's on the.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Oh you're on the lease. That's you? Yeah, Hi, Hi,
how are you? I'm the owner of the house. Okay, Hi, yeah, Hi,
how are you?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
I'm fine. I mean like I'm kind of like, why
are you calling my ma?

Speaker 17 (47:28):
I'm like, what's on?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Like, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (47:31):
Like?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
What kind of brothel are you running over there? Brothel?

Speaker 28 (47:36):
I'm hearing things from the neighbors on either side of
me that you have fifteen twenty people in the house
at a time.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Yeah, we're having parties because it's a beach house and
it's the summer.

Speaker 28 (47:45):
First of all, you're playing beer pong and flip copy. Yeah,
and it's kind of over the property lines. The second
you step foot on a sidewalk, you're putting yourselves in jeopardy,
and you're putting my property in jeopardy.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
You would even afford this house if we were embracing
it from you this summer. Okay, I know you only
have this house. You can like have like affairs on
your wife or something. So I will feel like talking
to me about what goes on in this house because
I know what you do.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Okay, And I know what you do too.

Speaker 28 (48:08):
And somebody threw a bottle of fireball down the sidewalk
last weekend.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Who was that? I don't know who tipped over my barbecue?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
I do you even know about that?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Like what you Well, that's it. You're done. You're out.
You're all of you are out. You don't come back. No,
you can't do that.

Speaker 9 (48:23):
I will get a lawyer, I go.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
There is no lawyer. It's my house. I own it.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Yeah, you signed the contract giving it over to me
for the summer, Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I did?

Speaker 28 (48:31):
But contracts are made to be broken, just like bottles
of fireball on the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell you.

Speaker 28 (48:37):
What's bull the fact that you decided to section off
the three bedrooms and make it seven bedrooms.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
We took down those walls, so that's not even an
issue anymore.

Speaker 28 (48:45):
Oh No, guess what. I'm standing in the house right now,
and the walls are.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Still up right now, you're trust passing.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Okay, No, I'm walking through the living room right now.
I'm gonna see what's over here right now. Oh marijuana. Oh,
you guys like to smoke the wacky tobacco.

Speaker 11 (49:02):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Let me take some pictures here Exhibit A.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I call them mine now and tell them next door.

Speaker 13 (49:12):
You're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Okay, hold on a second, which bedroom is yours? Let
me find out here.

Speaker 28 (49:18):
Here's the draw up condoms. I'm building a cage. I
hope you just enjoyed being phone tapped, Nicky. This is
scary Jules from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 17 (49:39):
I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 28 (49:45):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 17 (49:49):
The Elvis Teran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
All the Things We Talk about while you're hearing a
song play if you're curious this round of the other
morning show that only we hear in the room just privately,
was have you ever been put on report? Or have
you ever been called in and had to sign a
piece of paper with corporate to acknowledge that you did

(50:17):
something wrong? Oh? You got written up? Yeah? Yeah? Were
you ever written up? Was ever was ever something to
put on your file?

Speaker 9 (50:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
We all we've all had that either, Nate, you didn't
say that you've been put on file? You can't talk
about what would say yes or no? Well, then that
you just said yes, Okay, So I can't talk about
what happened.

Speaker 11 (50:38):
Okay, Wow, now I want to know.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Well, no, I know I was, but number one, I
didn't sign the piece of paper they told me to sign.
So secondly I can't talk about it either. But it
did happen.

Speaker 11 (50:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
So Danielle's question was, and she's been on she has
had to get ridden up before, right, what was your
question about how being written up in something put on
your file is all about? Which, well, how.

Speaker 11 (51:04):
Does it work?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Like?

Speaker 11 (51:05):
Does it work like soccer?

Speaker 12 (51:06):
Like two yellow cards and then you get the red
and then you get the boot, like, how does it work?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Like three strikes you're out kind of thing?

Speaker 11 (51:13):
What's going on? How does it work?

Speaker 14 (51:15):
And is there like a limit on how long this
is on your record? Like after seven years? Is a
fall off?

Speaker 7 (51:19):
No?

Speaker 12 (51:20):
Like with your license like this doesn't after a certain
amount signing your driver's license?

Speaker 19 (51:23):
It like there's point And does it have to be
this job or can it be a job you had
before this one?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
So you're saying that my heart's going to go to
you the last company you work for it and accumulate
all your points for No, this isn't like moving No, No,
this is not likely moving grades from one caller to
the next.

Speaker 19 (51:39):
All right, I worked at a grocery store before I
worked at the radio station.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
I got written out there multiply. Oh no, if I
hard had that on your file? Yeah, god, I wish
they did.

Speaker 11 (51:49):
If you were going to work.

Speaker 12 (51:51):
For one place, can they call another place and say
were they ever written up before?

Speaker 5 (51:55):
They can't?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I guess yeah. But now in this day and age,
you don't want to ever give an opinion about a
past employee because there's lawsuits possible. But what I said
answer is are they eligible for rehire? That's the only
there you go eligible for rehire.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
I think the way it works, and I said this earlier,
and I don't know if I'm right or not. They
will write down things in your file until the cows
come home. So one day, if they do have a
reason to can you, they'll go, well, look at this
list of things that Elvis did. Let him go legally,
we can because look what he did. What a bad boy.

Speaker 11 (52:30):
But when you guys.

Speaker 14 (52:31):
Think about, like what you got written up for, if
somebody read it out loud, you laugh at it again
when you probably, Yeah, I don't think that helps us, Yeah,
because you told us why you were written up.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
And I'm like, but that wasn't your fault. That was
someone else's fault.

Speaker 14 (52:43):
It was someone else's fault. I I the way that
they blamed it on me.

Speaker 9 (52:47):
I can see what they're doing, which is whatever. But
I didn't sign it either.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I was with you.

Speaker 9 (52:50):
I didn't sign it.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
M Yeah, I was asked to sign. I said I'm
not signing that. Yeah, I said, you know how to
spell the name, sign it for me. I'm not signing it.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
You will not get Mike.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
You can sign my name better than me anyway, but
a lot of people are texting in Yeah, this person
got written up for talking about how babies are made.
What I don't know, Melissa? Is that Melissa late nineteen.
Well let's talk to her. Hello Melissa, Hi, good morning,
good morning. So you work in HR So obviously, depending

(53:23):
on what company you work for, you have a lot
of situations where you have to have a meeting with
someone and then put something on their file. Is that correct?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Absolutely? Absolutely. I work with a specific company. I really
can't divulge the name, but we work with I have
a lot of which we call security guards, and we
have a couple infractions on a lot of stuff. So

(53:55):
we have to pull them in the office, sit down, discuss,
they get a diciplinary action.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Written. Now whatever they're do you spank them? Is it
like a physical thing?

Speaker 4 (54:07):
No, it's actually like if you get put in the
office and we have to discuss what their issue, what
they did wrong, and then they have they can either
sign the paper saying that we discussed it, or we
write on it saying that they waved signing it.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Now, if they wave signing it, does that like take
more points off there? Whatever?

Speaker 4 (54:28):
It doesn't look good for them when we have to
send it up to our corporate but they get three
tries and then there is a termination.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Oh wow, so it sounds like your your particular company
has definitely a stract list of rules as as it
applies to these people that you interview and interview.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
It does, it does, and we try to give them
a little bit, a little bit of leniency concerning what
they have to deal with. But a lot of the
infractions have to do with medication, handing out medications as
easy as tardiness or.

Speaker 17 (55:14):
The in between.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
I'm sure, and I understand you don't want to give
too much information. I'll tell you some of the texts
that are coming through. Here's someone who got written up
and fired. Then I went down to corporate, told them
the story. They hired me back and fired the person
who fired me. Oh oh wow.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I hope it never happens to me.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah, gosh. A lot of people are responding to this
on text. Do you guys see these things? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (55:42):
This is wild though that only works one way.

Speaker 14 (55:44):
You should be allowed to write your company up to
when they violate you.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
You we do have, we do have where they can go.
We can go to corporate one us and write a
complain about us if they feel that they were injustly.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Into the office, right, don't don't remember when iHeart took
away our twenty five cent colon machine.

Speaker 11 (56:06):
Yeah, we're very upset.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Yeah, well yeah, this was a big thing here. We
can get soft drinks for twenty five cents and then
one day said no, no more, it's gonna be a
dollar twenty five. We're like, no, we will pick it.
And they they heard us, they heard they heard our angst.
What's that, froggy, This.

Speaker 19 (56:27):
Is like, no, you can't write me up. I'm writing
you up, Like, oh, really, you don't like things about me,
but let me tell you what I don't like about
the company. There you go, and you're gonna sign this
before I walk out.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Yeah, And unfortunately that can happen where I work.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
So all right, well, hey Melissa, working in HR, that's
got to be a tough job, especially if you work
for a big, established company with a lot of employees.
I mean, does that take its toll on you?

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Sometimes it does, because there are a lot of employees
that I really do like, and I hate having them
come in the office and sitting down and talking to them.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Right, It's like, hey, I hate to do this, but
here we go. Oh look, Melissa, thank you for sharing
with us. We appreciate you listening very very much. We're
gonna write you up and put something nice on the
Melissa record.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Yay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I love all you guys.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Well, thank you, Melissa. You take care Britney. This is
we have a fresh one online twenty. Brittany was written
up for the first time just last week. Let's find
out more, shall we. Hey Brittany, Well, I don't know
if you want to give too much information, but you
just got written up last week.

Speaker 24 (57:28):
Yes, I've been with the company for ten years.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Wow.

Speaker 24 (57:31):
And they've been pulling me in the office for the
past four months like, hey, you mess up on this,
You messed up on this, you're not paying attention. And
there were all different mistakes every time. And then they
were like, listen, we're writing you up because you're not
paying attention. And it's like, are you serious, Like, I'm thirty?

Speaker 15 (57:47):
Is this this is a thing?

Speaker 24 (57:51):
You want to put me on time out too?

Speaker 1 (57:53):
While you're at it. I know, stand in the corner.
You go, stand in the corner, young lady, and think
about what you done.

Speaker 24 (57:59):
See and then the biggest thing that I'm dealing with
right now is they the person that wrote me up.

Speaker 15 (58:04):
They did like a two page statement on.

Speaker 24 (58:07):
Behalf of the meeting, and I said, okay, like just
for my own records, can I have a copy of
then for like, no you can't.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Yep, Yeah, I don't know, I know, but all at all?
Do you like your job? Do you do you like
where you're working?

Speaker 24 (58:21):
I mean, I've been questioning it the past two weeks,
but I'm trying to hang in there.

Speaker 12 (58:26):
You hang in there, hanging sometimes if you're a place
of work had like what they had in school back
in the day, like that chair in the corner and
you had to sit in it and face the wall.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Oh I sat there a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah. We've had people on our show who had to
sit in the corner stairs for a while. Hey, thank
you for listening to us, and good luck at work, Brittany,
good luck to you.

Speaker 13 (58:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
All right, a question from Scary then we have one
more call, go ahead, Scary.

Speaker 28 (58:52):
Yeah, I mean, so when you get written up, it's
like a lot of a lot of times it's in subordination.
But some people they have performances to meet like like
a sales team. For instance, they get like a they
have put on a performance improvement plan? Can we be
put pipped like put on a performance improvement provement plan?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Like I'm not I didn't break any.

Speaker 9 (59:11):
Rules, like you need to be funnier.

Speaker 16 (59:12):
I'm a good soldier, right exactly? Do we have that
in what we I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
You know.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
The way you can do it with sales is each
individual person has individual numbers they have to hit. We
work as a group, so I can't put Danielle on
report because our ratings suck. I don't know. I don't know.
I think it's a good question, but it's kind of hard.

(59:38):
We're impipable. No pipping going on. Finally, Andy online five
got written up. Oh my gosh, Andy, tell everyone why
you were written up? At work?

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Well, I was working for a very high clasfee hotel.
Me and the girl that run the front desk at
the time. I would be mit and the girl ran
the front desk. We wound up looking up at work
and behind the front desk, and she told one of

(01:00:08):
her friends, and her friend went blabbing the HR.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Oh no, why would someone do that? I mean you
were behind the desk. I mean, come on, seriously, and
you're working in maintenance. You're just in there maintaining you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Well, so, well, I wouldn't sign the right up, so
they terminated me at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Oh that's not fair. It takes two to tango behind
the front desk. Hello, is she still there?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
No, she was terminated also now she's a debuty sheriff.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Okay, wow, that's good. She landed under her feet so
to step. And how are you doing it? Did you
find another job?

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yes, I work for a big corporation now where I'm at,
and uh, I'm doing really good for myself.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Well, will you ever have sex with another employee behind
the desk? Or is that a thing from the past
that in the past? Okay, well, I love your story. Andy.
You sound like you have a great spirit, and sometimes
we need to be terminated from certain places so we
can find a better life, and you obviously have one,
you know. Thanks for listening to us, man, thanks for sharing.
That was great. Awesome, take care. Yeah, what about the

(01:01:22):
time that Nate snuck in and started railing someone on
my board where I work every day and someone saw it?
We have got to take a commercial break here.

Speaker 11 (01:01:35):
Can you still get written up for that now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Years later?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
All the things we've done, I know, but you can't
do that now because these wheatstones will catch on fide.

Speaker 14 (01:01:46):
It's funny if you think about the things people have
gotten written up for around here versus the things they
have not gotten written up for around here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
It's there, you go.

Speaker 17 (01:01:57):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can talk about on the big show.

Speaker 12 (01:02:01):
So they have to do these secret things like stick
shampoo bottles in the sauce on the side.

Speaker 17 (01:02:09):
New episodes every Wednesday. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
Until then, say bye everybody.

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Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
All right, so Danielle is calling this finish this commercial jingle.

Speaker 11 (01:02:38):
Yes, you thought long and hard about this one, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
And by the way, thank you, thank you give mixed
reviews because you know we do. If you give away
big money and uh, once again, it's my money. Why
am I giving all my money?

Speaker 18 (01:02:53):
Nay, hey, I gotta say, Gandhi is to blame, really,
because she keeps coming up with these great contests.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
They are great and it's worth it. I just wish
I could find a way to turn this receipt in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Anyway, so people have been on the fence about the
big money and we give it away, we blow the
air horn. Some people hate it, some people love it.
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:03:14):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I think it's essential, honestly, I know. But we have
We've had people saying, hey, we're gonna turn you off
until you're done with the air horn, then we'll bring
you back in.

Speaker 14 (01:03:22):
I'm like, well, okay, can we substitute with Danielle's version
of the airhorn that she makes with her mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Okay, play the air horn? Scary? This is looking at
their horn. Sounds like all right, daniel what's your air horn? Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:03:37):
That's annoying, scary, Be quiet, be nice.

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
People all annoying at all. It's all annoying, all right.
I see the people who are annoyed by the air horn.
I get it. I'm annoyed to Regan, I'll tell you.
Let's let's play around to finish this commercial jingle again.

(01:04:09):
Thank you to Gandhi for coming up with the jingles,
and thank you for a Garrett for loading them into
the computer. Thank you, you guys work together. All right,
let's go talk to Melanie, a marketing manager from Stanford, Connecticut.
I love Stanford, Connecticut. How you doing up there? Melanie?
You're good.

Speaker 20 (01:04:24):
Hey, I'm great.

Speaker 29 (01:04:25):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
We're doing well. So the question is this, some people
have are great at recalling jingles from like TV commercials,
and some people aren't. But you find that you are
really great at recalling jingles and the things they saying
in them.

Speaker 13 (01:04:40):
Yeah, I think I'm pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
All Right, we're gonna put it to the test. Let's see.
There's I have thirteen of them. Wow, and I'm going
to wow ten dollars. We're gonna give you ten dollars
for every correct answer. Okay, you could win get ready, scary,
you could win big money?

Speaker 9 (01:04:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:05:04):
The horn?

Speaker 11 (01:05:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
You know what, Melanie, since this is your game, you're
calling the shots and wheel play the airhorn when you
win big money. Okay, here we go. It's now time
to play finish this commercial jingle. It's the finish this
commercial jingle contest named by Danielle, Thank you, thank you name.
Here we go? Ready, Here is your first jingle, go

(01:05:29):
my good name?

Speaker 20 (01:05:34):
Date farm is there?

Speaker 9 (01:05:40):
I'm so close to the right key at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
There, no, no, no, no, you sound okay. Here is
uh commercial jingle number two finished.

Speaker 29 (01:05:52):
This one, give me a break, break me off, piece
of don't kick cat bar.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Money's money ten dollars? All right, here we go. Here's
a commercial jingle number three finished this.

Speaker 20 (01:06:10):
One Sandy stuck on me.

Speaker 21 (01:06:17):
You got.

Speaker 13 (01:06:20):
Big one?

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Alright, all right, you're up to thirty dollars. All right,
you're mowing through these. I'm sort of surprised at how
many of these I do. Remember, I thought I'd be
awful with this game. All right, Here is commercial number four.

Speaker 15 (01:06:39):
I'm loving it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
That's it. That's it. We got bells, we got whistles.
That's forty dollars. Big money, big money is Gary big money.
Right here we go melody. Here's commercial number five. She's
blinder who played.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Again a loud thank you?

Speaker 13 (01:06:58):
Yes she's blind with that.

Speaker 20 (01:07:03):
Oh maybe it's wow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
I would have not guessed that. So here's another one.
This is commercial number six.

Speaker 20 (01:07:17):
Oh I wish there was Oh this is Astermeyer, right,
Oh I wish there was an Austermeyer leaner.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Alright, you're up to one, two, three, four, five sixty dollars.
Big money, big money, all right, let's get going. This
is a commercial number seven, fun away.

Speaker 20 (01:07:43):
It's old Ganio because.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Wow, that's big money. Here is a commercial jingle number eight.

Speaker 11 (01:07:56):
Began take no revs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Big and thick.

Speaker 9 (01:08:08):
It's kind of dirty, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
It is kind of big and thing. No room for
a stick, all right. Here's a commercial jingle number nine. Okay,
be careful with this one. Play it again.

Speaker 29 (01:08:24):
Helpful hardware folks.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
That's it's a helpful hardware folks. It used to be helpful,
helpful hardware man. And of course now it's helpful hardware folks.

Speaker 20 (01:08:36):
And you got it from Melanie.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
I know we got full more to go. See. Let's
see if you can do a clean sweep. Here is
commercial jingle number ten.

Speaker 20 (01:08:49):
They're delicious, delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Here is commercial jingle number eleven.

Speaker 20 (01:09:07):
Yeah, ye ye, yell, yes, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Big money, big man. Melanie, You've got two more to do.
You ready to give it a try? Yeah, here's a
commercial jingle number twelve finished this one, I.

Speaker 20 (01:09:31):
Wouldn't see you toys at a trying.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
And one more to go. Let's if you can get
it for big money. Melanie finished this jingle, well my baby,
big baby bag, baby bag, baby, big baby bag, baby.

Speaker 20 (01:09:48):
Bag chellie baby back rude.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
That's it. You go, big money, Melanie. You just want
one hundred and thirty dollars playing Danielle's God to finish
this commercial jingle game that was so fun that I
gotta be honest. There were a few of those I
would not have done as well with you were very

(01:10:14):
very very great. I love it.

Speaker 15 (01:10:16):
I'm I love to finish jingle.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Well, you know what. I love this game. Gandhi young Garrett,
thank you so much for I love it and Melanie
one hundred and thirty dollars coming your way. Thanks for
listening to our show today. Hold on second, awkward silence,
hold on, please, hey, Nate send Melanie one hundred and
thirty dollars big money, big money. Oh god, yeah, hey, Garrett.

(01:10:50):
Like some of those were from when I was a kid.
Those are old, I mean they still I guess people
know them right.

Speaker 30 (01:10:56):
Well, there's that and we wanted people to sing along
to them. So a lot of the jingles, like the
State farm jingle. If you hear today, it's not sing songy,
it's it's Jake just saying, you know, like a good neighbor.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
State Farmers there, you know, So it's not it's no fun.
So you want you want fun? Isn't funny jingles, jingles
some people feel are just a thing of the past,
and they really are. Back in the day, everyone had
a jingle. It was it was wild. I mean in my.

Speaker 14 (01:11:22):
Head, all I think about is Florida Center for Cosmetic Surgery.
Some south just one look is worth a thousand words,
and then they all have giant boobs.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Oh do we have that jingle from the uh the
the furniture store that sells to all races, the Red
House Furniture. Geez, where it was this jingle played? I
mean it's very unique.

Speaker 14 (01:11:45):
It is in North Carolina at a furniture store called
the Red House, and they want you to know that
they are open to everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Yeah, no, no matter what what your color, Come on in.
We listen, but listen to their jingle. Can't you got
to turn it along? At the Red House furniture wee
can in morning Well, you're god, what's this woman doing in.

Speaker 17 (01:12:06):
The morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
I worked at the Red House and I'm black. I
like purple iron, the purpa furniture into people's homes.

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
I'm Johnny aka t Engage.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
I work at the Red House and I'm white.

Speaker 18 (01:12:20):
I like deer hunting, bass fishing and extending credit to
all people at the Red House.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
I'm black and I love the Red House. I'm white
and I love the Red House.

Speaker 12 (01:12:30):
I'm a black woman and I love the Red House.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
I am white and the Red House is for me.
The Red House. Look at the sofa. It's perfect for
a black person, all white person, This mat is perfect
for a white person. They didn't there's actually more to
the gen. That's how it ends. Dang it seeing them

(01:12:54):
the original jingle gandhi oh.

Speaker 14 (01:12:56):
It goes at the Red House where what epule and
black people buy furniture and expanix too.

Speaker 11 (01:13:06):
That's how I like to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Still to this day. I mean, Z one hundred still
plays a jingle, right. Do you have some of the
old jingles we used to play on our show back
in the day, like the Selena and Barnes one No
No no, no, no no. On the radio jingles. Yeah,
we gotta give me a second. Yeah, I mean we
used to play jingles on the show. It's like the
z Morning Zoo one hundred. They were called like shotgun jingles.

(01:13:35):
There's really cool ones, moisty. Here's that one.

Speaker 31 (01:13:44):
Oh god, the Zoo crew from the Nut Hut, that
was all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I love. The laser my god, the hot rocking. Don't
you person? You know Elvis is there? Play that again?

(01:14:21):
I love that one. And his hair in the air.
You know Elvis is there because I used to wear
my hair up like like a big like it was
huge and so and his voice is on. Ernie Anderson
used to do ABC tonight. I love boats from the

(01:14:42):
top of the Empire State Building. Elvis Duram. Oh my god,
my nipples just flew across the road.

Speaker 13 (01:14:54):
I love.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
All right, enough of those enough so the days of
the jingle are kind of you know, they're dwindling now.
Now we have these new Z one hundred jingles and
they make my skin crawl. I'm like, oh, those are
so nineteen eighty.

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
All things old are new again?

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Yeah, don't you does he one understill play jingles? We do,
but they're very quick.

Speaker 28 (01:15:19):
We still say serving the universe from the top of
the Empire State builds.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Well, that's our thing, that's our line. We own that,
all right. How cool? They're monolozed, I know. But you
know what, you listen digitally now, I mean there's most
people don't even listen to a radio that picks up
a signal from the transmitter on top of the Empire
State Building. So you kind of wonder, like, you know,
if you're younger and you're like, why why are they
at the Empire State Building? I don't get it. Well,

(01:15:42):
we're not, but we are. You know, it's kind of weird.
Oh yeah, Garrett. What so?

Speaker 30 (01:15:47):
Growing up, I always wanted a pair of scrubs being
a listener. So my mom one year for Christmas got
out of work early, went to the Empire State Building
and tried to go get scrubs, only to find out
that the radio station wasn't that the Empire State Building.

Speaker 11 (01:16:02):
Raw.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
You know, we have a transmitter at the top of
the Empire State Building and it's the size of your
your finger. It's like a little it's a little spike,
that's all it is. That's the that's the enormity of
us at the Umpire State Building. Hey, Diane on line
twenty four, let's go talk to Diane. How you doing, Diane,
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 26 (01:16:21):
Hi, good morning everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm welcome to the
z Morning Zoo. What's going on? Diane?

Speaker 15 (01:16:30):
Okay, So my husband and I work stationed. I'll hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Can I'm sorry, order some fit on hold? She put
us on.

Speaker 15 (01:16:40):
Okay, okay, we we were stationed in Austin back in
nineteen eighty eight or so, and uh before Now it's
the airport, but it was Bergstromer Force.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Bas I remember that.

Speaker 15 (01:16:52):
Yeah, And the jingle for mister Gaddy's Pizza went down
five twenty two again a mister Caddy Live.

Speaker 9 (01:17:02):
I don't remember this effective.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
I love it when they put their phone number in
their jingle. I'm like, people don't even use phones anymore.
When's the last time you called a pizza place.

Speaker 15 (01:17:16):
It's hilarious because it's like, I can't even remember my
own phone without looking at the.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Number right exactly. That's so funny. I remember mister Gaddy's
Pizza in Austin. That was that was so funny. Well,
I love that you're listening to us. Where do you
live now, Diane.

Speaker 20 (01:17:31):
Well, I'm on my way to work.

Speaker 15 (01:17:32):
I live in a small town called San Diego, Texas,
where it is about an hour It's about an hour
from Corpus Christie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Wow, I never heard I lived in Texas. Most of all,
I've never heard of San Diego, Texas. Dumber there is.

Speaker 15 (01:17:45):
It's like the other one that's by.

Speaker 9 (01:17:46):
The water by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Is it near foul Furis, Texas?

Speaker 19 (01:17:51):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
That is.

Speaker 15 (01:17:52):
That's actually our high school rivals. They were probably about
thirty minutes away or so.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Oh my god, this is crazy, crazy childhood. Look. Thanks
for singing the Mister Gaddy'sizza jingle for us, Diane. Now
you have a whole day ahead of you. I hope
it's as great as this.

Speaker 15 (01:18:07):
Oh definitely. I love you guys and has definitely every
time anybody anywhere, anybody.

Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Horns all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Yeah, okay, air horns for you, Diane. We'll keep them on.
Thanks for listening, Thanks, thanks for calling. There you go, Diane. Wow,
I'm telling you, going back to the old days of radio,
you were only on in the cities where you had
a transmitter, And now we're on everywhere. We're in San Diego, Texas.

Speaker 11 (01:18:32):
Hello, changed, I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Know, I love that.

Speaker 17 (01:18:44):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Now, do you know the history behind the Hollywood sign
in Hollywood?

Speaker 9 (01:18:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
I actually knew this, but I will now read but
sits before me. It was originally built in nineteen twenty three,
but it read Hollywood Land. It had an LA and
D on the end. It was simply done by a
real estate company, a realtor, a property developer who wanted
to promote a property development called Hollywood Land.

Speaker 11 (01:19:14):
Wow, so crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
The land eventually fell off and the original sign was
just replaced with just Hollywood back in the seventies, I think.

Speaker 12 (01:19:24):
And wasn't the structure not really great at first? And
then they put like the steel structure up there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
That I don't know, but I do know that we
did break in and we went up the hill and
we hung out, you know under the age. Really a
lot of people you can't do that, and a lot
of people go up there and take pictures, but then
you know it's it's private property I think or whatever.
I don't know, huh. Anyway, So when they ripped down
the original Hollywood Land sign, Hugh Hefner through a benefit

(01:19:52):
party at the Playboy mansion at the time, and auctioned
off the original letters for thirty five thousand dollars a letter.
So the Holy wod, L, A, and D all those
letters went for thirty five grand apiece, and they're out
there in people's homes in private collections. There you go, Hollywood,
Hollywood Land.

Speaker 11 (01:20:11):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Who knew Nate? Oh, I'm reading about it right now.
It's incredible. Andy Williams bought the w he did. Yeah,
how about that?

Speaker 18 (01:20:23):
Alice Cooper bought the Oh who would have thought? Probably
Brothers Records bought the other. Oh, well, I guess the third. Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Are you gonna go through the whole thing? No, because
you don't know half of these people. Hey, Gandhi sent
me this piece. God, where'd you find this? Is this
from medium?

Speaker 17 (01:20:43):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:20:43):
I actually found it on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
I love it. It's if you're in your twenties or thirties,
read these twenty seven sentences to put yourself ahead of
ninety nine percent of people your age. Ready to go.
I'm nowhere near twenties or thirties, but I think we
can all kind of just investigate, shall we? Yeah? Number one,
Ideas mean nothing, zero zilch. Execution is the only thing

(01:21:07):
that matters. It's not what you thought about doing, it's
about what you did. How many times have you thought
of a great idea and it just evaporates into thin air?

Speaker 14 (01:21:16):
So many times, even when it comes to just you know, like,
for example, a podcast, I always say I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 9 (01:21:21):
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 14 (01:21:22):
Had I just started doing it when I said I
wanted to, it would be multiple episodes in. But I
get paralyzed thinking about things and I never execute.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
You know what, I was a kid. I was in
high school when I came up with the brilliant idea
of doing pet insurance. Oh yes, what happened there?

Speaker 11 (01:21:37):
Oh my gosh, I want it.

Speaker 12 (01:21:39):
I've wanted to open a boutique, a children's entertainment company
A million times.

Speaker 11 (01:21:43):
Have I done it yet?

Speaker 7 (01:21:44):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:21:44):
I just talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Look, we all need to dream. Dreaming is great, but
you if you don't follow through and move them into action,
your dreams eve operate. Number two. I thought this was interesting.
It kills your energy, It numbs your ability to feed.
It's a life killer. We're talking about watching porn.

Speaker 9 (01:22:04):
Whoo Well, I think that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Now, what'shup with that? They believe that watching porn is
just a waste of time? It rewires how you feel
about sex and intimacy. What else?

Speaker 14 (01:22:14):
Yeah, I mean I I've read that there are studies
done on the brain while watching porn that shows how
differently your brain is reacting to things, And it just
takes away so much joy and pleasure from other things
that you do in your life, because it's almost like
this overload of feelings and emotions that you wouldn't normally
have if you weren't watching that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Wow. Any porn addicts out there who want to give us.

Speaker 12 (01:22:35):
A rebuttal, Daniel, No, you know, none of the guys
on the show are saying a damn.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
I know.

Speaker 11 (01:22:41):
Froggy's not even at his microphone right now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
He's down the hall watching porn.

Speaker 8 (01:22:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Let's see. Never let anyone get comfortable with disrespecting you.
You know, you can let someone walk all over you
and treat you like dirt and steal from you and
take advantage of you. Don't let that be the norm.
Number four, Be selfish with your time.

Speaker 14 (01:23:05):
Yes, yes, that's a big one. I mean, time is
the one commodity.

Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
We never get back.

Speaker 14 (01:23:10):
You will get back money, you won't get back your time,
so don't waste it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Yeah, it's true. Time is fleeting and you'll never get
it back. You're absolutely right. Times all we have. Really,
if you think about it, share your progress, not your goals.
You'll always be motivated. Now, how many times have you said,
you know what, I'm gonna lose weight and you announce
it to the world. Guess what, I'm gonna lose weight?

(01:23:38):
Do you no? Do you work out? I'm gonna go
work out? Why are you telling them once you tell yourself?

Speaker 19 (01:23:44):
I feel sometimes people do it because that makes them
hold themselves accountable.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
It could be there is nothing better than being held accountable.

Speaker 24 (01:23:53):
True.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Yeah, if that's the case, you need to go pay
that gym or that that that trainer a lot of money.
Any other thoughts on share your progress not your goals.

Speaker 14 (01:24:06):
I think sometimes when you share your goal before you've
actually started to work on it, it gives a lot
of other people chance and opportunity to jump in and
kind of knock.

Speaker 9 (01:24:14):
You off your track.

Speaker 14 (01:24:15):
Not that they would do it intentionally, but when somebody
thinks that you're working on something, people want to give
you advice. They want to tell you what you should
and shouldn't do, and you might have a plan already
that you should just execute and watch the progress from there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Have if you guys noticed a lot lately, advice from
really smart people is keep your stuff to yourself. Yeah,
stop sharing so much, which is hard for us to
do because our show is basically based on us sharing.
But there's got to be a lot of things that
we do not share. You're just saying, stop sharing so much.
Every second you spend comparing your life to someone else's

(01:24:48):
is the second spent wasting yours. Stop comparing. Create your
own definition of success instead.

Speaker 12 (01:24:53):
Oh my gosh, everybody is different and everybody's journey is different,
and that's what makes this world go round and make
it's special. So don't do what everybody else does or
compare yourself, because you're just going to drive yourself nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Next, smile, smile often smile so much. Others think you
exist in a world of optimism and positivity, because you do.
If you're not swimming in the negative, swim with the positive.
It's there. You grow rich when you seek new experiences,
not material things. Yeah, you can ask anyone who's done
very well financially or success at whatever. They are successful

(01:25:31):
not through the things they've acquired, but the things that
they've experienced.

Speaker 14 (01:25:36):
Right, And when you think back on your life and
some of the best memories, I think most of those
memories are centered around the people you were with and
the time you were having, rather than the fact that
you were spending a ton of money doing something.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
People are complaining on the text we're ruining porn. Just
understand porn. You know, if you use porn for the
wrong reasons, then porn has porn has taken you over.
My favorite number nine, learn to say no, yep, respect
your time and your energy. Don't be so nice that
you yes man yourself into not having space or time

(01:26:13):
for yourself.

Speaker 11 (01:26:14):
It took me a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Yeah, you know what, you eventually learned the power of
the word no. The word no is so freeing, it's
so fabulous. There's a difference between being patient and wasting
your time. Explain that, Gandhi.

Speaker 14 (01:26:26):
Yes, I mean you can be patient with somebody and
know that they move at a different pace than you do,
and if you're waiting for an outcome, you can wait
for them to move at their pace. But if it's
something that's never going to happen, If you're waiting for
somebody to change, and we know that people for the
most part don't change a ton at their core, then
you're wasting your time waiting for someone to change when
you could then change yourself around them.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Amen.

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
You spend your entire life inside of your head, So
make inside of your head a nice place to be.
I love that one God, the voice in your head.
How many of us have a voice in our head?

Speaker 17 (01:26:59):
Holloway does?

Speaker 9 (01:27:01):
That's sometimes multiples for me.

Speaker 12 (01:27:03):
And that's why I think taking care of your mental
state is so important, and so many people ignore it
or think it's, oh, not a big deal. It is
so much a big deal, and we all need to
take care of that.

Speaker 19 (01:27:13):
Oh, because we talk to ourselves worse than we would
ever let somebody else talk to us.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
I've actually found myself doing something that helps me. I'll
be thinking about, like an inner dialogue about someone I'm
mad at, or something i'm pissed off at that I
can't control, and then I stop and go, wait a minute,
why are you thinking this right now? It's getting you nowhere?
You really do have to stop yourself and kind of
trip over your own curb. We were like, whoa, why

(01:27:41):
am I in this this? Why am I swimming in
this negativity in my head right now? What good is
it doing anyone? Then you move on Ovius.

Speaker 19 (01:27:48):
Do you ever go over conversations you're going to have
with somebody or the way you think a conversation will go,
like when you're in the shower. Yes, and you know what,
you can control that, Yeah, but it never goes the
way that it went the shower for.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Exactly because the shower. The shower is a wonderful safe place.
If you can't find a good person, be one.

Speaker 24 (01:28:10):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
In today's digital first world, the greatest skill you can
leverage is the power of focused attention, and the way
to build it is through daily meditation, turning things off
and being aware.

Speaker 9 (01:28:22):
Yes, you're working on that right now, aren't you?

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Yeah? Pretty much.

Speaker 12 (01:28:25):
Try It's a struggle, believe me.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Yeah, you have to believe. By the way, a lot
of people wait until they're going through turmoil to start thinking,
I gotta start meditating. I need to spend some time
with nature. You should be doing that anyway, so you're
prepared for when the when the storm hits. I learned
that the hard way several times. You have to believe
in yourself before anyone else does. That's the cornerstone upon
which real confidence is built. Hell, yes, stay curious, question everything.

(01:28:55):
If you want something asked for it.

Speaker 9 (01:28:57):
That's a huge one.

Speaker 14 (01:28:58):
I think that if you want something asked for it
is a really big problem with a lot of people,
where they'll say, I wish I had a better relationship
with so and so, I wish I could do this.

Speaker 9 (01:29:06):
Well, you can. You just have to walk down that path.
It's right there.

Speaker 14 (01:29:09):
You want to talk to somebody, ask to talk to them,
start talking to somebody that you miss. I mean, it's
pretty simple, but I understand it's scary and people need
that push to go down that path.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
The life you experience is simply a reflection of your mindset.
How true, whatever you see going on in the world,
it is what it is because you think it. It's
that right. Is that too and weird for people?

Speaker 9 (01:29:34):
No, not at all.

Speaker 14 (01:29:35):
I mean whether that I know it's so cliche, but
whether you think you can or you think you can't,
you're right, it's so true. You can get in your
own way, or you can be your biggest fan.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
A lot of people are saying these days also that
forming habits is the best way to control your life,
and therefore consistency is more important than intensity, being consistent,
thinking ways, thinking things through consistently the same way. You
don't only live once, you live multiple times within one
How many lives have you had so far?

Speaker 15 (01:30:02):
Who?

Speaker 9 (01:30:03):
So many?

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:30:04):
And I learn a lot from each one. It's great.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Master your emotions. A calm mind can handle every storm. Well,
let's work on that one elvis I think.

Speaker 19 (01:30:14):
And the other day it says I can't control what
happens to me, but I can't control how I react
to it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
Amen. Yes, don't be lazy, do the work. You won't
grow from easy ever, Right, You never lose if you
never quit. There's a big difference between people who are
smart and people who get good grades.

Speaker 11 (01:30:34):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
Money comes and money goes in life, but time only
moves in one direction. Well, time is you know? I
see a theme here?

Speaker 11 (01:30:44):
Time promise tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (01:30:47):
We always say that, you know, especially nowadays, you look
around how this world is and how crazy it is.
It's like we all need to live like today's our
last day.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
When you're hit with the reality of mortality, the fact
that you are going to leave eventually. You your life
is temporary, right, it will end Yep, people don't remember that.
So what do you do before it ends? It could
end today, it could end in one hundred years. What
are you doing between now and then? Keep your standards high.

(01:31:16):
Don't settle for something because it's available.

Speaker 14 (01:31:19):
Yes, I think that has to do with so much
more than you know, jobs. I mean it has to
do with jobs too. But I know so many people
who are so afraid to be alone that they settle
for relationships that make them feel worse than being alone
and make them do things that they wouldn't normally do
with their life, when there is actually joy and beauty
in being by yourself and discovering who you are as

(01:31:41):
a person on your own. So don't settle for anything
you don't have to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Who's guilty of that? Anyone here? Guilty of that? I am.

Speaker 9 (01:31:46):
I've done it. I've done it before for sure too.

Speaker 12 (01:31:49):
Would they hold on to a relationship until they have
someone else in the waiting area because they can't be
by themselves? And then they're like, Okay, I get rid
of you now because I have somebody new.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Never expect to get back what you give, or you'll
always been disappointed. That is so true. We talked about
this the other day. Life is not. You don't have
scorecards with your friends and people you work with, like, well,
they did this, I owe them that, I did this,
They owe me that.

Speaker 12 (01:32:12):
No, my mom tells me this all the time. She's like,
they're not going to act the way you want them
to act, So just do you and do what you
think is the right thing to do so that you
can live peacefully with yourself.

Speaker 17 (01:32:24):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Finally, almost finally, accept people for who they are and
not what you want them to be. Won't guilty that too,
I'm sure? And finally, and this is what I've been
preaching on the show, and you guys kind of fight
me on it. The best revenge is no revenge, forget
they exist. Yeah, Gandhi, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (01:32:43):
It's a tough one.

Speaker 14 (01:32:43):
That's a tough one because revenge, I believe, is a
dish best served cold, and a glorious dish at that.

Speaker 9 (01:32:49):
But you're probably right.

Speaker 14 (01:32:50):
Really, at the end of the day, the best revenge
is for you to live a good life, and that
probably involves letting go of that nastiness and anger, as
long as.

Speaker 19 (01:32:57):
The revenge doesn't consume you, like if you're just not
consuming you and you'able to just serve that little dish
and walk the other way. And sometimes it does give
you a little bit of a pep in your step.

Speaker 12 (01:33:06):
And no, guys, guys, I've had some friends tell me
some things lately and I'm like, I don't know how
you're just walking away.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Let me just the whole fact that revenge exists sucks.
There should be no revenge. Let it go, move on.
It happened. They're in the whatever they did. You think
you need revenge, it's in the rear view mirror. It's done,
it's gone.

Speaker 11 (01:33:30):
Yeah, but then they think they got away with it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Who cares what they think? No, it's not funny. I'm
not trying to be funny. Who cares what they think?
Why are we caring what they think? That's my point.

Speaker 12 (01:33:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Well, stop due doesn't matter if they did something stupid, Okay,
screw them, goodbye with the word no. No, I will
not be your friend. I will not let you inhabit
my head.

Speaker 9 (01:33:51):
Is it okay for us to just believe in karma?

Speaker 7 (01:33:54):
Then?

Speaker 14 (01:33:54):
And wait for the karma to come and take over
whatever should be happening.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Well, you can believe in karma, but karma, you have
nothing to do with another person's karma. That's their karma.
So if you're sitting there wishing for some bad karma
to hit someone because they you know, they did a
hit and run in your car, it does you know?
Good Karma is gonna do what Kara is gonna do.
It's like trying to control the weather. Karma is the weather?
Is it? If I sit around and wait for karma,

(01:34:20):
is that bad? I don't know? You know I'm done
with you.

Speaker 9 (01:34:24):
Kara, Karma always does her things. She is a bitch.

Speaker 14 (01:34:27):
Sometimes she's a slow acting bitch, but she's a bitch.
She always comes around every time exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
But Karma is like mother nature. You cannot control karma. Carmo,
Kara's gonna gonna sweep that floor when Karma is ready.

Speaker 16 (01:34:38):
You know what's scary the one about expecting not to
get back what you give. Yes, So everybody that keeps
a journal of when they have a wedding and what
people gave them and you get because what you give
them and return and going back and forth you shouldn't
expect that, maybe should throw the journal away.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
I've been telling you guys that I know, because you
have scary you go to a wedding and if they
don't serve like really good food, he gives them a
smaller check. He brings it.

Speaker 11 (01:35:04):
He brings the blank check with him, fills it out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
The things about Okay, okay, you know what I'm saying.
Let it. If you let it go, it's kind of freeing. Look,
let me tell you something. Ninety percent of these things
on this thing I need to work with. I'm not
sitting here in preaching.

Speaker 11 (01:35:20):
I think everybody does anyway.

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Speaker 17 (01:35:55):
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the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Hey, I want you to text me at fifty five
one hundred if you are one of the three percent
of Americans that brush their teeth while sitting on the toilet. Oh, hey,
be nice. Some people are there time efficient.

Speaker 9 (01:36:23):
That doesn't seem practically they like.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
To they're hitting several targets with one shot.

Speaker 9 (01:36:28):
Do you spit like between your legs?

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
I guess that's what we're gonna find out. All right,
this is okay, this is what I learned while I
was on vacation. The question for the random poll was
where do you brush your teeth? Seventy one percent said
they in the mirror, at the sink. Twenty percent of
people said they walk around the house while they're brushing

(01:36:51):
their teeth. In three percent say they sit somewhere. Another
three percent says they sit on the toilet while brushing
the teeth. Okay, you know, don't even mention brushing your
teeth in the shower. Scotty Beege is so upset.

Speaker 23 (01:37:06):
About a varmit thinking about it. I will tell you though,
I drank coffee on the toilet the other day, which
was kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Oh everything you do is weird.

Speaker 14 (01:37:15):
You cannot mix charticles and food or anything that you
consume exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
I was thinking about that.

Speaker 12 (01:37:21):
But I would rather you shower and brush your teeth
then toilet and brush your teeth toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
You'd rather a shower toothbrush than a shouting tooth what?

Speaker 23 (01:37:29):
I would rather brush my teeth on the toilet than
in the shower. Yeah, I might try it later.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
But also they went then intrigued me as people walking
around the house while brushing, because I would drip all
over the place.

Speaker 9 (01:37:46):
Yeah yeah, me too, straight down my chin.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Yeah slobby. Anyway, all right, no one is no one's
texting in about Oh. Someone said they they brush your
teeth on the toilet if they're running late. A lot
of people brush their teeth in the shower.

Speaker 18 (01:38:03):
Mhm, okay, I just don't brush my teeth if I'm running,
my bother rusher.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
You get everything. I don't want spintle on my mirror.

Speaker 28 (01:38:13):
That's why I do everything in the shower of toothpaste, toes.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
All right? What was that said? I want to scary to.

Speaker 11 (01:38:22):
Smell very minty.

Speaker 12 (01:38:24):
Why are your joe smells so scary?

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Your toes are so fresh? Good morning, Angela, Good morning.
So we're talking at people that brush their teeth whilst
sitting on the toilet. She wants us to guess what
she does while she's brushing her teeth.

Speaker 11 (01:38:42):
Oh boy, Angela, I daren't guess.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
Just tell us what unique thing do you do, Angela
when you brush your teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
Squat in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
You're squatting? Oh nice?

Speaker 11 (01:38:56):
Yeah, okay, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
Yeah, it's good for you to squat, and it's good
for you to brush your teeth. Nate, you know, sometimes
so you squat Okay, yeah, I need to.

Speaker 29 (01:39:10):
Get a little exercise in and I feel like that's
you know, well, do.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
You mind the time?

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
Do you make any grunting noises while squatting?

Speaker 9 (01:39:19):
I do not.

Speaker 29 (01:39:20):
I have a brush in my nice all right?

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
All right, So I'm so because of your calling the
other things I've learned this morning, I'm assuming a lot
of people do a lot of unique things while brushing
their teeth, so probably, yeah, But squatting is that that's
a good Would we all approve of squatting?

Speaker 9 (01:39:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Yeah, yeah, that in favor of squatting while brushing your teeth,
say I No one in the world's ever said that.
All right, well, Angela, thank you for listening to us.
Are you squatting now, No.

Speaker 3 (01:39:50):
I'm actually driving to work at University of her mom.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
You know what you could do while while driving. You
could do your keegels, I could hold on, I'm doing
I'm doing mine now. Hey, it's grocer out all right.
Thank you for listening to us, Angela, you have a
great day.

Speaker 12 (01:40:09):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
I can't even believe I'm talking to you.

Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
Guys, Love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Well, thank you. Happy squatting.

Speaker 11 (01:40:16):
There you go, happy squatting.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
It's so interesting, you know, when when our listeners text
us at fifty five to one hundred, we get to
see basically how everyone's doing. I mean, we can actually
take the temperature of the world because one day everyone's
in a weird mood. The next day everyone's in a
good mood. It really is proof that the universe is well,

(01:40:38):
lack of a better term, universal. Yeah. I don't know
if it's the the planets how they line up and
how it affects everyone, or the ocean and the tide.
I don't know. Today a lot of interesting people texting
in about what's going on in their lives. Are you
guys watching these texts?

Speaker 7 (01:40:56):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:40:57):
Yeah, what's happening?

Speaker 28 (01:40:59):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
Wow, a lot of people in a good mood. A
lot of people are texting in from the gym, and
most of those are listening to Why one hundred in Miami.
So I'm assuming that Why one hundred is our early
morning gym town. I don't know. Nice, someone's here their
sons taking the bar exam today. Wow, they went to

(01:41:20):
our favorite restaurant, Loupes down in Tribeca, Nate best play ever.
I love their food. Don't don't say that that's that nice.
How you know it's good Mexican?

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:41:33):
I thought that was the name of a dish slop.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
That's how you know it's good. It's not. I don't know.
Holders I don't know. I don't know if they would.
That's how you know. Telling you people it is the
best Mexican food. Yeah, just you know what. Everyone's going
through something. And that's a unique part of what we
do for a living. We meet people out when you like,
when we're on vacation and stuff. We're going up to

(01:41:56):
restaurants and people will come up to us and say,
listen to your show every day. You got me through this,
you got me through that. And you know, everyone knows
a story. Any thoughts.

Speaker 9 (01:42:06):
I like the juicy text messages.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Oh well, I just got a few of those. I know.
I don't even know if I could read this? Can
I read this? I have to spend the day in
the principal's office in a parent meeting, A kid admitted
to using sex, bought and AI to create a deep
fake of his math teacher to get off in front
of his girlfriend. That is elaborate. Wow, my life is

(01:42:33):
so boring. Any thoughts, Yes, Nate.

Speaker 10 (01:42:35):
Okay, we really are kind of like the priest Danielle
behind the little divider?

Speaker 24 (01:42:41):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
Are we the confessional?

Speaker 18 (01:42:43):
We're in the confessional, right, so, I don't know. I'm
curious if there's anything juicier than that out there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Don't say that.

Speaker 9 (01:42:53):
Tell us your secrets.

Speaker 11 (01:42:54):
I feel like we're the confessional.

Speaker 12 (01:42:55):
But also hairdressers bartenders like they learn everything.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Over, try everything. Yeah, it's the text number. You can
just send it.

Speaker 18 (01:43:06):
It goes off into space if anybody really reads it.

Speaker 9 (01:43:09):
That's what he's trying to tell people.

Speaker 14 (01:43:12):
Somebody asked me over a vacation, do you guys actually
read the text messages when they come in? Because I
always want to say something and I just assume No,
you're not looking. I said, oh, no, there are people looking.

Speaker 9 (01:43:20):
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Yeah we do. Here's the thing, when you're doing the show,
sometimes you have a moment you can look over, and
then you have to look back at what you're doing. No,
we see a lot of stuff and we appreciate it.
Once again, that number is fifty five, one hundred. Yeah,
we do have our own little confessional going here. Let's see,

(01:43:44):
I don't know, scary. If you could hit three, you
got to turn it up. So we'll get to that
bit later. Because no, turn it off, turn off. It
was for some reason. Okay, let's just not do that.
That was a sign from the universe not to do
that bit, So we move on. My favorite takes so far.
I'm a Martian living on Earth. My people want you

(01:44:06):
to know this. All right, Martians are on Earth. I
love that welcome. If I was from another planet in
landed on Earth, I'd probably make it. You turn and
go back, just a thought waking up.

Speaker 32 (01:44:21):
All of you are at mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 17 (01:44:39):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
You know, more and more people quitting your jobs and
moving to another job or opening a business whatever, you
know a lot of big companies they have they have
like a meeting with you before you leave, your exit
meeting or whatever, just to take some notes and see,
you know, make sure that okay. I I wonder if
anyone has ever regretted what they told them as they

(01:45:04):
were walking out the door.

Speaker 24 (01:45:05):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
I mean you could either get it all off your
chest and say, look, you guys are a bunch of
idiots and this is why I'm leaving, or you know, no,
I had a great time, don't want to burn bridges,
loving you by thanks for everything. I bet some people
have pulled some doozies on the way out the door
and then maybe like halfway down the hallway thinking I
didn't have to say that.

Speaker 14 (01:45:29):
I read a story about a woman who was working
in HR and when she left, she didn't do an
exit interview or you know, mess with anybody, but she
printed off a list of everyone's salaries and left it
on the printer and walked out the door and boom
went the dinamoid.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
Wow. I mean, you can be you can even admit
oh you know what. Yes, I was disgruntled. I had
to get out of there. These people sucked. I had
to let them. Know, yes, Gary, what are you going
to tell them when we can you well, no, I'm
not going to tell them anything.

Speaker 16 (01:45:57):
To keep my mouth shut because my mom my mom
once told me that be careful, do not burn any
bridges because the people you meet on the way up,
I'm the same people you meet on the way down,
So that means.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
I have future employment purposes. I never want very good.

Speaker 12 (01:46:13):
That's what I always say about artists that come on
the show, Like when they're nasty to people and they're
at their highest, you know, we have them on, but
you know how we are. If they've always been nice
to us, even when they're at their lowest, we'll still
support them whatever they're doing.

Speaker 11 (01:46:28):
But if you were nasty to us, bah bah bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Right pretty much so so, but also keep in mind
if you're like, oh god, I'm going into quit today
and I'm a little anxious about it, but I'm excited
and that these people were awful, they could be happier
to see you leave than you are to say goodbye,
So keep that in mind. Yeah, I think it's very
interesting because there's so many people shuffling from one job
to another. You know it's going on, you know, people

(01:46:52):
are peeing in coffee pots and doing all sorts of
stupid things. We did an employee here once who said
he was gonna go poop on the boss's desk, right yep.

Speaker 11 (01:47:01):
I don't think it happened though.

Speaker 13 (01:47:02):
One thing.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
No, no, he still works for that same ball.

Speaker 11 (01:47:06):
That's why it hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
He didn't eve enough put for the desk because he
popped on our floor.

Speaker 17 (01:47:15):
Ha ha laugh Bunny Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody,