FULL SHOW: The Day We Have Questions

Frankie P from Q104 had questions for Elvis, who has questions for Instagram... do you unfollow people out of spite? Are you good at recalling commercial jingles? We have questions! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
When I wake up and I'm in a bad mood
and life sucks. This show really gives you the ability
to bring you back up and make you feel okay.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Right, Oh, lady lady, Hello, lady help Strand.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
In the morning show.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Oh you know, we have the world's best interns here
at our show. Thank god for interns like Nala No,
come in, not Apinia is here? Uh, come on in.
Thanks for showing up.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Nalah is so adorable. I love thank you.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
We can't help it though, I don't hear myself.

Speaker 6 (00:45):
Am I supposed to say that?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
You just turn your knob there you go carry yourself.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
Yeah, I'm so unprofessional.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
No, that's okay. No, we call that raw. So I
heard a story that you were telling to someone else.
I just want to I don't want to embarrass you
by bringing up personal stuff.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
On the air.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
It's cool as do.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
It embarrassed me.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
But here he goes, you've been talking to this guy
for a while and you clearly like each other, right,
but you've sort of stalled. You haven't really moved to
that next step. So he proposed something to you that
didn't sit right. What was it?

Speaker 6 (01:17):
So he asked me to come over his house and
I was like, uh, no, you need to take me
out first. He kind of was just like, huh take
you out. I was like, yeah, I'm not going over
to your house. I have standards, I have a system.
This is how I work things. So I don't even
think it's really that we've stalled. It is more like
I put this demand down, you need to take me out.
I'm not going to your house until you take me out, right,

(01:38):
So yeah, kind of just figuring it out.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Do you think that when he takes you to his
house things are going to happen and that's what he's expecting.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yes, yeah, yeah, with you, it doesn't matter. You know what,
Here's what matters. Nala wants this to move during this
this way. Then, to you, the natural progression of things is,
let's go out. Let's in some time with each other
before we get into a situation that could go left
or right whatever I choose. However, I choose for it

(02:06):
to go at your house. But so how did he
respond to that?

Speaker 6 (02:11):
So he kind of was just like really in shock.
I was like, yeah, you we text every single day, Like,
I don't know what you're scared about. But we're obviously vibing.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
You need to take me out.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
That is the only way I'm going to your house.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
You're taking me out like that.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
He was just like, okay, fine, you let me know
when you're free and let me know where you want
to go. I was like, okay, cool.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Should plan the date like he should plan a nice
night where you should say where do you want to go?

Speaker 7 (02:35):
I like that idea.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I didn't think about that.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
I'm so demanding and I didn't think, like, you know
what I'm going to demand exactly what I want.

Speaker 8 (02:40):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Okay, here, well you don't have to know exactly what
you want, but you do know that there's a way
to get to whatever that is.

Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yah.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
So here's the thing, and this is the life lesson
that we all learned from what Nahla is doing. Is
the word demanding is kind of a negative for people.
And if you hear a girl or a woman demand,
then they're all she's difficult. No, she's not right. She's
doing what all men and women should do. You go
out there and you say this is how I want

(03:08):
this to be. The way you want to do it
doesn't work for me, doesn't mean I don't like you.
Oh yeah, but God show me the respect I deserve.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
It's funny because he was like, Okay, you do things
that way, but I do it this way.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I was like, good for you.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
That doesn't work for me, And exactly, you can move
forward your way.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
I'm gonna go my way.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
So like that.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
It's weird to say my way or no way, but
my way or no way, but it's good.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
You know what, you know what you want. You have
standards and you should definitely stick to them.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
And here's another way of looking at it. And you,
by the way, you don't owe him an explanation why
you want it this way, but you could say, hey,
you may not believe it now, but this would be
good for you too. I mean, because I know me,
I am Nalla, and this is if you want to
get to know me, this is the best way to
do it. Let's go out, let's get to know each other.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
You're in no hurry, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I love it. And you know, look, my dad always
my dad was the father. Are three boys right there,
are my two brothers and me. My dad always said
if I had a daughter, I would have had a
heart attack A long time ago, because I don't want
them out there in this world. But that's old school thinking.
This is this is a new way of thinking in
this day and age, especially with all the news that's
been coming out in the past five years about women

(04:16):
and what they've had to endure in life with some
people who are very unfair to them. You know, you
think you need to go out there and say this
is the way it is for me, and it's okay.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Yeah, it's a perfect time to be vocal in my opinion,
like this is what I want. I'm young, I want
to get it, and I have to vocalize that that's
the only way that I'm going to get it. Or
I got to work for things too, you know, But
it starts with being vocal about it. And so I
agree women, women are going through it in society and
if you don't speak up about the things you want,
you probably won't get them.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Well, this is this example you gave us is something
you're going through. But you're also winning at this and
so keep telling me like that, that's it. I'm ready
to have a daughter.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I want.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
I want to have a daughter. I'm ready. I got me,
I'm in.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
I think it's also the way she presents herself, and
she's not she's not nasty about it, she's not bitchy
about it. She's like, look, you have to understand, this
is my principles, this is what I feel. And she's
very you know, she makes a great point.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Thank you, and it's it's something we can all learn from.
And even as an older guy, I'm still learning about life.
I will until the day I croak. You know, if
you want something and you wanted to get there a
certain way, it's okay to say this is the way
I want it. I've got Kaylee on the phone. Hi, Kaylee,
how you doing?

Speaker 9 (05:32):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (05:32):
Great, how are you?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
We're doing well. Say good morning to my new daughter, Nala.

Speaker 11 (05:37):
Good morning, Good morning daughter, Nala.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
What do you think about what she just shared with us?

Speaker 11 (05:43):
No, I think that's great. I don't think it's demanding
at all. I think you have your expectations set and
you have to have those standards set. How Like in
today's day and age, you know, it's hook up.

Speaker 12 (05:57):
Culture, and I think it's really easy to get lost
in situationships and setting those expectations and boundaries are a
really good way to move forward without having to get
stuck in that kind of situation before you know it.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
I like you you said it's the hookup culture. But
let me okay, let me throw this one in there ready.
If that's what Nala wants, then that's that's okay too,
as long.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
As she's right. Absolutely, as long as you're vocalizing that.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yeah, it's what you want, boundaries, that's all it comes
down to.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I love the fact that you're not playing games. Yeah no,
I mean you're You're just like, this is what I
want and if I don't get it, well you're not
going to get what you want.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
There are guys, though, there are guys that will consider this.
They will say, hmm, she's playing games with me.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
I mean I've had I've gotten this is the first
time I did something like this, and I've gotten that
type of feedback like, nah, you're just playing games, like
you know what I want?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Cool, you know what I want? So I don't think
we see we know you're not playing games and you
need to be with If you want to be with
a guy, you need to be with a guy that
understands this is not a game. Kaylee. I love that
you called in. Thanks for listening to us on Q
ninety fourd Are you a teacher?

Speaker 11 (07:05):
I'm a school counselor oh god.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
You're doing God's work. Yes, Hey, thanks for listening.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Love that.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I love that you're listening to us.

Speaker 11 (07:12):
Thanks so much.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Have a great day. Okay, there you go, Naalah, you
got some fans and people are texting in.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
I mean, I hope they're vocalizing what they want to.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
There's nothing wrong. There's so many people like you know,
it could be any Like Scary earlier was talking about
going to a restaurant and they bring food out that
he doesn't like. He's not going to say anything because
he doesn't want to rock the boat. This, this, this covers.
This is an overarching theme here. This is more than
just dating. This is whatever you're served in life. If

(07:40):
you don't like how it tastes, send it back, send
it back.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
It's also a way to do it. There's there's a
way to do it, Like Scary, there's a way to
send your food back without being nasty and just letting
them understand that this is not what I.

Speaker 13 (07:53):
Wanted and always afraid they're going to spit in it.

Speaker 14 (07:55):
Always well, in this case, here. I think the issue
is that rewarded behavior. Behavior usually goes you know, you know,
they repeat it, so he's probably gotten away with it before.
But the fact that you're setting these boundaries is great.
I think more people should use your approach.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
You know, it just sounds like it sounds like training.
It sounds like training a dog. Yes, bad, bad? How
dare you want me at your house?

Speaker 15 (08:15):
Bad?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Bad boy?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
You're right, Elvis, Well.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
I think Naala's approach is a little a little.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Martial, a little nice, sir.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
I try to be kind about it. Hey, I don't
want to break your heart, but before you break mind,
these are my boundaries.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
I got Steve. Hi, Steve, how's it going?

Speaker 16 (08:32):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Guys, we'll say good morning to Nala and what do
you want to add to the conversation?

Speaker 10 (08:37):
Good morning, Nala, Good morning. Maybe a guy's perspective on
the whole dating and going out and oftentimes as a guy,
we don't necessarily always know what it is that you want.
And maybe he was just presenting a solution to get
you guys out together, and if if you wanted to

(08:58):
go out, maybe you should have offered that to him
to take him out and say, hey, why don't we
go out and do something and then maybe that would
have gotten you what you wanted.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
I think I agree to an extent only because in
my situation, he knows what I want. Like you, I
feel like before you said boundaries, you need to present
why you're setting the boundaries. So you know what I want,
and there's there's only so many ways I'm willing to
compromise that, and so I agree, Like maybe I could
have asked him out, but that's not what I want,

(09:29):
Like I don't, you know.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
There's nothing wrong with that, nothing wrong.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
With but I agree the team what's going to be
turned and it could go that way too.

Speaker 17 (09:35):
Yeah, yeah, it's confusing.

Speaker 10 (09:38):
You know, he might even be intimidated by you a little.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Bit maybe, But you know what, and this is the thing,
you know what I think of relationships, even from the
beginning to the very end. It's like driving down the highway.
You have two lanes. Either you're in the same lane,
or you're next to each other, or you're not anywhere
near each other. Sometimes you merge exactly anyway. So it's
it is it's a challenge for both men members of

(10:00):
any relationship that's that's a relationship.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
That's why communication is so important, like open, honest communication.
Games are just so stupid.

Speaker 10 (10:09):
They just put it's all about like you said, all right, Steve,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
That's the thing, you know, just because you're setting boundaries
doesn't mean you're doing it to be in control.

Speaker 8 (10:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
I think that's why he was so fine with Bailey. Yeah, fine,
where you want to go? Like, because he he communicated
what he wanted as well, and so you can't get
mad at me for setting my boundaries. I found an
okay compromise. So well, communication is key.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Not that you threw him the ball. Let's see how
he runs with it. Okay, you updated because when you
told him what you wanted, he actually got to know
you a little bit there, and so I hope he
doesn't throw that away. Nala the intern, she's just fabulous.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
He's so cute.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
She's a title.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
I love that. I'm sorry, was that funny?

Speaker 18 (10:58):
Elvister ran in the Morning Show? Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Let's go to line twelve, Liz. We saw your text, Liz.
We want to get to the bottom of this. May
I read your text, Liz?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (11:21):
Or I can just tell the story.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Okay, okay, Well, I'll read the text and you can
you can fill in the blank. Her text said, I'm
about to go to work as a middle school teacher
with a hickey on my neck. Yes, I don't have
anything to cover it up with any suggestions. Oh okay,
all right, take over, Liz, it's all yours. What is
going on with you?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (11:44):
So, yeah, I hooked up with my X last night
and he gave me a hickey. I don't wear makeup.
I didn't have time to get anything. So I'm currently
driving to work with a hickey in the middle of
my neck. Think like where your voice sos is? And
it's not like I can throw on a scarf Ata's grade.

(12:07):
You know, these kids are going to call me out
on it. So it's like, am I honest and be
like yeah, I got some or I just be like, oh,
it was from my pet I had. I had scratches
on my neck last week from my cat from giving
her her medicine. So I'm like probably going to be like, oh,

(12:28):
it's just from.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
My cat, Like, well, I no, you see what it
looks like. Does it look like something a cat could do?
I mean, maybe it does.

Speaker 19 (12:35):
It's it's a bruise, it's.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Not really ash.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
So the crew your cat beat the crap out of you. Hey,
how about curling? Iron?

Speaker 5 (12:45):
I make I could? Why can't we do makeup?

Speaker 15 (12:49):
She doesn't and there's literally nothing open?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Why not put a band aid on it or something?
Say you've got to oh yeah yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
How why? Yeah? How many inches wide?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Is the Bruce as a woman dangerous?

Speaker 15 (13:03):
And then the other part of the story, it gets better?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
What?

Speaker 20 (13:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
It gets better?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
It gets better?

Speaker 15 (13:09):
So I like hooking up with my access like a
one time thing that in itself is a long story.
But then I met someone online and he asked me
to meet on Saturday. So now I like, either you
can cover this up or pray that this heals by Saturday.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
For this, Wow, so you have three entities to be
concerned about. You have a school room full of eighth graders,
You have other teachers and colleagues at your school, and
the possibility of a new guy in your life.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
You I see why you are sweating this out. Gandhi, Kandy, Gandhi,
what do you think?

Speaker 21 (13:44):
I think that you should definitely not be honest with
your eighth graders and tell them that you hooked up
and got a hickey, because for some reason, that seems
like something that will take off the parents. Maybe with
your coworkers and maybe they'll come up with a solution.
But I think a band aid is just a way
to go. And if people ask you questions, you can
just say, I don't want to talk about it, leave
my band aid alone.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah we could do you know what. You know what
what will shut them down is you put a large
bandage there, just say well, you know, I had I
had to have something to remove their checking it out,
you know, yeah you no, no, And that will that
will make people oh, oh, okay, okay, and they will
that Yeah, there's karma, there's karma. You're right, don't do that.

Speaker 22 (14:22):
There's a text here that says a frozen spoon will help,
will help.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, but not that quick.

Speaker 8 (14:29):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
And you're on your way to school now, I mean
you're on the road now, on your way to school.
You're on your way to this this den of confusion.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Band aids. I think that's the only way to go.
You got to do the band aids.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
I can't think of anything better than the band aid thing.
I really can't figure it out.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
And you're not lying if you say I don't want
to talk about.

Speaker 22 (14:47):
It, and there's a there's a hack, it says this
viral hack for removing hickeys in five minutes.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
You do it with a whisk, a whisk.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
If you can't find make up, where she gonna find
a whisk?

Speaker 22 (15:01):
Help?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Go down, Go down to the school cafeteria. No, no, I really,
I really don't think you should not hope these things work.
What will work is if you say you went to
a dermatologist and you had simple, so simple thing done.
You don't have to explain it or make it worse
than it really is, and then that explains the band
aid gandhi do you agree? I mean there's no other way.

Speaker 21 (15:22):
I mean she could even just say I had something
done and I don't want to talk about it, and
that's not a lie because you did have something done
and you talk about it.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
We used to use hair brushes, Okay, scary, Stop now
I think I don't think we have a better idea.
I got an idea. Oh no, here is a better idea.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I've let this out there.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
You're a teacher. This is a life lesson.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Let's teach these kids about bad decision.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
You're crazy, You are crazy, You're insane. I much trouble
for that. Yeah, it's it's it's the it's the the
triggered people that will cause a problem and it will
grow into larger my job. Yeah, it will make the
hickey larger. Yes, Gandhi, what.

Speaker 21 (16:04):
About just calling in sick today, waiting until the makeup
is available and showing up tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Let the substitute, let the TV. Do they still do that?

Speaker 15 (16:15):
No, I can't do that either, okay.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Band aids, Yeah, you know, you know, Walgreen, Walgreen CVS,
they're all open, hop on by all night walmarts. Yep,
you just figure it out. But yeah, I'm serious. If
you say I had a little procedure done and that
that will that will cool everyone's jets and you move on.
We've given you the best answer. We gave you the answer.

(16:39):
All right, good luck, good luck with the new guy.
That sounds hot. Okay, okay, thanks for calling sorry in
that with that sounds hot. But still, you know, you
got to know there's there's a pot of gold at
the end of this rainbow, and your hickey is rainbow
shaded colored. Anyway, Yeah, good, all right, Well, thanks, thanks
for letting us be here for you.

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Speaker 18 (17:32):
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Speaker 4 (17:38):
Hey, I have some technical questions. And it's not like
I'm a grandpa and I can't figure out my own questions.
But let's start with Instagram, all right. So, as you know,
our good friend Frankie p who works at Y one
hundred Miami, right, he sends me a text saying, Hey,
I need to ask you a question. I mean it's

(17:59):
you know, do you have a moment. I'm thinking, oh,
oh serious, a moment with Frankie Pe. So Frankie p
let me see if I can find it. It doesn't matter,
Frankie p uh, here it is new. He says. I
was purging my Instagram of people yesterday and I saw
you weren't following me back anymore. So I just wanted

(18:19):
to make sure it wasn't because I offended or upset
you in some way, hoping you just got tired of
looking at my face. Huhuh. Also, you don't have to
follow me. Frankie Peete goes on to say, I really
just wanted to make sure you're not beefing. We're not
beefing because of all jokes aside, you're one of my
favorite people ever, and I'm like, oh my god, I
never ever ever push pushed unfollow for Frankie pe does

(18:42):
sometimes and sometimes an Instagram does it like knock you
out of gear without you doing it.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yes, I tell people that it does, but I don't
think it does.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Well, I'll tell you what happened though. I'll tell you, well,
here's here's why I think it does. And in this
case anyway, Gane, I went on to my Instagram and
it's and I went to Frankie Pea's page and it
says that I'm following him, So I unfollowed it and
followed it again and he said it popped up.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
There's something weird going on.

Speaker 21 (19:10):
I will say though Instagram, and I don't know if
it's changed it yet, but it used to make it
super easy to unfollow somebody if they had a public profile,
because if it's private, it'll ask you, are you sure,
because you'll have.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
To request this person again.

Speaker 21 (19:21):
If it's open and you accidentally tap it, it would
just unfollow that person. So in that way, maybe that's
what happened. But if it said you were following, then
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Well no, but I'm okay, put my I put myself
in Frankie Pea's place. Okay. He's sitting there going, what's up?
Why did Elvis trop me? And now there goes the
mind and there goes the conversation in your head. Yeah, God,
let me think back, what did I do to offend him?

Speaker 24 (19:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (19:44):
Or what the picture was it?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Yeah? Picture? Should I say something? And then but this
dialogue went on in his mind for two days. He's like,
it's killing me. Bro, I can't I couldn't sleep last night,
wondering what I did to you. I'm like, dude, I
didn't drop you. I swear maybe I accidentally did it,
but I don't. It says I didn't. It says I
was following him. So that must have been a hiccup

(20:07):
in the system.

Speaker 21 (20:07):
Yes, I wonder how long it had been, because you know,
a lot of people have that unfollow app, which I
think is the most dangerous app you could have. You
don't get rid of it, Oh, Brody has Okay, I
don't even.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Know how you can tell who's following you who's not.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
In all this, they have the app, they're telling you
what it does, Daniel. Every day it reports back to
you how many people dropped you and who it was. Hey,
put Brody up. Let me ask you why you successful?

Speaker 19 (20:31):
Hey Brody, yes, sir?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
So do you still use that unfollow app.

Speaker 25 (20:37):
On Twitter? I do on occasion?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yes, Okay, Now why just I'm just curious. Why do
you want to know who's unfollowing you?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Is there?

Speaker 4 (20:47):
What's the reasoning behind it for you?

Speaker 25 (20:50):
Well? I like to see if there's like a bulk
unfollow Did I post something and then all of a sudden,
you know, at one hundred and fifty people on followed me?
Or are there people like in Frankie p situation? And
are there people I like that I have like a
good rapport with something pop up on the unfollowed list,
then I have to wonder did I do something or
is it a glitch?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Right?

Speaker 25 (21:09):
I do it like once a month, I'll check, I'll
do a sweep and I'll see you know what the situation.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Is, Okay, I was just curious. I don't like to
people back when the of course you don't now you
when when the unfollowed app first came out, I had
it and it drove me bananas. I had to get
rid of it. And we can even go on Instagram
now and you can see by day how many people
drop you, how many games, how many people follow you? Yeah,

(21:34):
and then on days of late I would go, I've
been going on just checking it out, and you can
see how people spike and likes when you put something
like a puppy up, and you can see if you
put something slightly opinionated up, they go down and they
drop you. And so I actually drop and gain about
the same number of people every day. It's really weird.

Speaker 22 (21:56):
Yeah, Frog, Now, Brody, have you ever reached out to
somebody who unfollowed you and asked them why they unfollowed you.
That was not like somebody on the show or a friend.

Speaker 25 (22:07):
If it's somebody that I've interacted with a lot, I
might say, hey, hope everything's okay. But I don't ask
like regular people. If I'm not sure who they are,
then I don't reach out and ask them why. There
was a time when I had like a thousand followers
on Twitter, back in the old days, where if I
dropped somebody, I lost someone, I would say, hey, sorry
I lost you, hope to earn you back someday. Because

(22:27):
I didn't have that many followers that I could do that.
But no, I only reach out to people if I
know them and I'm curious.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
I like this text, I unfollowed a family member three
times in one week, and I didn't do it. I
didn't do it on purpose, So we know that maybe
there is a glitch, and there's sometimes, but this other one, Oh,
where did it go? Damn it?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:46):
I literally had someone call me the day after I
unfollowed her because she's like, hey, you unfollowed me. Why'd
you un follow me? And I told her because she's
crazy crazy, Yeah, scary. What's up?

Speaker 24 (22:58):
You know?

Speaker 14 (22:59):
You know, Brody runs the intern program here when we
you know, when we have interns.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
And he does a great job.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
We've do an amazing job of that.

Speaker 14 (23:06):
But I feel like a lot of times the interns
give him like a gratuitous follow while they're having the
internship kind of to impress, and then afterwards if they
move on to something else and they don't get a
permanent job here or something, they just drop them.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Scary. Well, I know sometimes people have done that before.

Speaker 14 (23:22):
We've had twenty years of interns, we have hundreds, and
some people.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Have all that.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
How do you know?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I like that?

Speaker 25 (23:30):
Yeah? I like that. Scary somehow knows who follows me
and follows me? Because that isn't a true statement what
he just said.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Yeah what an assumption? Yeah AGANDII he's seen it in action.

Speaker 21 (23:41):
More dms from listeners who say, what I do to scary?
He followed me and then unfollowed me all the time.

Speaker 14 (23:48):
Well, that's just like me and I have a rotation
of people because you can only follow a maximum of
seven thousand and five.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
So weird you you actually invest that much time and
thought in your Instagram follows you rotate them.

Speaker 14 (24:02):
Yeah, I want to see what listeners are up to.
I want to see if we're, you know, hitting the
hot buttons.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
I just want to stay to watch the social dilemma.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
He is the social Dilemiously, he is ruddy. We'll talk
to you a little bit. Okay, you got it, Amanda
on line twenty four is keeping an eye on people?
You're so you're keeping an eye on people who are
following and on following you, right, And what's your what's
your rule of thumb there?

Speaker 26 (24:27):
So I'm not Actually I have a little bit of
a different story.

Speaker 10 (24:30):
The vice principal at my school I'm a teacher, befriended
me the other day.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay, oh why And I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (24:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 27 (24:37):
I want to go look at her Facebook during the
debate because she usually has good commentary, and then I
know she's not my friend anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
And I'm a teacher, so I'm like, worried I did
something wrong.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Well, could she have maybe done that for every all
of the teachers. Yeah, maybe she's not following any of
the teachers anymore that she works with.

Speaker 27 (24:55):
No, I checked, she's still friends with all of my coworkers.

Speaker 21 (24:58):
Trust you Amanda, do you guys I have differing political views.
Maybe it was like she didn't want to offend you,
so she said, you don't look at my content anymore,
not at all, not at all.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
You know.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
It could be something as simple as Frankie p. It's like,
I swear to you I did not unfollow him. I
did not, but he's he couldn't sleep for a whole
night because of it. So well, if it means that
much to you, you may want to bring it up.

Speaker 28 (25:21):
Yeah, I don't know, Yeah, I kind of just I
just got the courage to do that after hearing this
whole story, because I've been thinking about it for days.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
It seems upid.

Speaker 11 (25:28):
Did like you're like, why did you defriend me?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
I know, I know at the end of the day,
it's like, oh God, why am I even losing a
moment's thought over this. But if it means something to you,
then dig into it. Maybe maybe there's a conversation that
can come from it. It could be a learning moment.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
As they say, all right, I'll take your advice.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
All right, have a great day. Thanks for listening to us, Amanda,
thanks so much. All right, take it easy. Uh, you know,
Gandhi I noticed that you really don't follow that many people.
You have, like five hundred people you follow, You keep
it kind of low.

Speaker 9 (25:58):
I do.

Speaker 21 (25:59):
I actually unfollow you people all the time because I
won't follow more than five hundred, because I realized, like
in my life, I don't think I know more than
five hundred people, So I don't want to get wrapped
up in the what's everyone doing when I'd rather just know,
like what are the people I care about doing?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
And what am I seeing? I like to keep it.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Look at Scary's face. He's like five hundred people.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
And I follow seven thousand. But people are strangers but
a listeners. So I'm like, Okay, I'm gonna follow you
for a while.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
See, I'm guilty if I unfollow somebody, even if I
don't like them, I feel I feel so bad. I
don't know, I just feel bad.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I don't know if I'm becoming just an old crab
or what. I just social media, it's just I don't
I mean, I will look at it. It's just not
what it meant. It's not the same to me as
it was a year ago. As a matter of fact,
you know, Scary is in the habit of posting as
much as possible. I mean, I don't post every day.
I don't feel the need to post every day. It's

(26:56):
just not like whatever.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Scary if you feel your Instagram story is about to
expire and you have nothing up there, do you get
like all sweaty and stuff.

Speaker 14 (27:04):
I do get a little crazy, yeah, the posting of
the pictures, and I'm like, eh, but yes, but the
story has to go on otherwise what if I you know,
but now now it's kind of hard.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
So if your story, if your story is on an Instagram,
then your story didn't happen right exactly.

Speaker 14 (27:17):
But then we're out of content because we were not
doing too much.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
So I'm like, okay, this is me making Oh okay.
So this is the difference. You look at your Instagram
as content for listeners, right see, I don't, And I
guess that's where that's where I don't care. I just
don't care. I just put content up. If it's my
it's my dog blowing out his birthday candle. I here
he is living life versus Jeff is online twenty three.

(27:42):
Let's go see what's going on with Jeff. Hey, Jeff,
what's going on with you?

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Hello lady.

Speaker 13 (27:46):
Well, hello lady.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
So what's going on with your follows and unfollows? Jeff,
what's your deal?

Speaker 25 (27:51):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (27:52):
I actually had an interaction with Dave Brody on Twitter?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Right WAYO, you used both names Dave Brody. That doesn't
sound good.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Well, he used to go by Brody in my heart.
But it's a lesson to never meet your heroes, you know.
I always thought it was the funny guy on you know,
on the show and everything. So I had an interaction
with him on Twitter. I made a joke. I guess
he didn't liked it, and he got pretty offended and
I had some follow him. I said, hey, this is
a lesson, never meet your hero.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Well, okay, keep in mind. There's some things that keep
in mind. I just want you to remember, though, Jeff.
You know, sometimes in interacting with each other online, we
don't truly truly see what the real intent is, and
sometimes we say things in joke and they think it
was a serious thing. And I and I, you know,
I hope that it wasn't. I hope that's what it was.
I hope it was just a misunderstanding, but I don't know.

(28:43):
Well I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
About that, you know, here's it happens.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
See, we all use we all use social media in
different ways. Brody uses his social media in a in
a this is how I feel, and I want you
to understand why I feel this way, and if you
want to debate about it, I'm open for right. And
that's how he uses That's how he uses it, and
it's okay.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
You know a lot of people I like to officially say, hey,
no hard.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Feelings on Twitter.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
All right, Well thank you, Jeff, have a good day.
Help don't come on scary.

Speaker 22 (29:24):
Going to get that one last little jab, just that one.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Just it's he and Brody. They do that with each other.
But look, you know, we all use social media for
different reasons. I have friends I've had to block because
all they do is bitch and moan about every single thing.
That's all they do. There's no positivity, there's nothing. So
I just block them because I just I don't want to.
I use it differently. I put pictures of meat loaf

(29:47):
up there. You know, it's like I don't. But who
am I to say you're using it for wrong reasons.
It's how you choose to use it anyway. Uh. With
that said, so Frankie p why one you?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 18 (30:05):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
So I just read this article. I was talking to
Gandhi about there's a wildlife center somewhere. I'll find it
where you buy a salmon and you name it after
your ex and you can watch them feed the salmon
to a bear.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Also, not a quick death.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Okay, no, no, no, yes, not a quick death. I
mean that it's a quick death, but it's it's a
slow choo. Right.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Why can't I buy the salmon and frit up at
home and eat it after I name it after my ex?

Speaker 17 (30:49):
Could?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Well, you could, it's yourself now. I mean I remember
years ago, we did this promotion at a club where
we had a wood chipper on the stage. You can
bring you can bring a picture of your X and
we would throw it to the wood chipper and I
think it was a webster hall. Yeah, okay. So then
Gandhi said, you know what I did once? Tell her
what you told me and Danielle I actually asked her

(31:11):
to leave my office.

Speaker 21 (31:12):
It was creepy, okay, I asked, has anyone ever burned
a photograph.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Of someone an X.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Yeah, an X.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Have you done it?

Speaker 5 (31:21):
No?

Speaker 4 (31:21):
No, but now listen to what she said happened.

Speaker 21 (31:24):
It's very satisfying because their face just melts away slowly,
like before the picture actually burns. So you just see
a melting of a face and you're like, oh my god,
this is so.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Witch like, I love it, don't.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Okay, look at what we're doing. I mean so so
the relationship just didn't work.

Speaker 19 (31:42):
Okay, But I.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Understand what she's saying, because it's like they start to
disintegrate right in front of you. Yes, it's not like
you want them to die. No, you just that you
want them to leave your life. Yeah, and that's I know.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
But she talking about like watching their face bubble.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
It was just a melting of the face.

Speaker 21 (31:58):
I'm telling you would do it in a safe environment
if you can take a photo and just light it
on fire, and you'll be like, what.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
If somebody cheats on you with your best friend?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Tell me you don't want to do it, no, because
I'm going to tell you right now, and you know
me about it. When it comes to things like this
with x's just leave them alone, just ignore them and
move on. I think burning their pictures, actually giving them
some sort of energy that they don't deserve. What's scary.

Speaker 14 (32:23):
But if you were to name a rat after your
ex and then feed it to a snake, how about
that one?

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Well, then you got to watch it moving down the
snake's body.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
I want to FaceTime.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Usually you want to name your snake the X Yeah snak.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 22 (32:38):
Now, if you don't let your ex know they're a jackass,
how are they going to know?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Like you have to tell them they know they're a jackass.

Speaker 22 (32:44):
Yeah, but sometimes you got to remind them.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
You guys are always talking about like revenge on your ex.
I really truly think that, you know, I'm going to
go over there and I'm going to I'm going to
put oreos all over his car.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Yeah it's so hard to get off, by the way, Okay.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
But why give them the energy when you could be
just okay, that's about them, make it about me. I'm
gonna move on and just ignore the fact they exist
because they're an a hole.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
I kind of agree with you, but I kind of
want them to think I'm a crazy bitch too. We
already know that about it, Like honestly, like, oh my gosh,
like she is Carrie Underwood, Like remember that song from
Carry onto It Bridge?

Speaker 7 (33:24):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 21 (33:25):
I saw this sweet where a girl was like, I'm
gonna send my X back all of his stuff and
include some stuff that's not his. So one, he knows
that I moved on into he knows that I'm still
a psycho.

Speaker 29 (33:36):
Yours.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Oops again. I just really think that once you break,
it's done. There's no reason to go back. There's no
reason to teach them a lesson.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Yes there is.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Sometimes there's a reason.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
There is so much satisfaction in teaching a lesson if
someone's done you wrong. Look, if it was a regular
breakup and it just didn't work, that's one thing. But
if they were a total douchebag and they did you wrong,
come on the satisfaction, not to hurt the part, but
just to get back at them a little bit.

Speaker 21 (34:02):
How come you're so mature, Elvis, Yeah, it's so not fun.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
With mature people. I don't think. Look, you know me,
I'm far from mature. But all I'm saying is I
really think that you start swimming in this this radiation
that you don't need to swim and it's done.

Speaker 22 (34:20):
Yes, I'm very shallow, and I'm very proud of that.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Oh then let me open my mind a little more
and say to each his own right, all right, I
get it.

Speaker 22 (34:30):
Yeah, there's no diving in my pool. It's all shallow.
Nothing going to come, very very shallow pool. It's like
angle deep.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
That's it.

Speaker 21 (34:37):
I mean, there are companies that are like based on
being fueled by revenge, like the people who send bags
of poop.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
No one's doing that as like a hey, I love you.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
You're doing it because.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
You're ticked off. That don't do that.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Someone needs poop, okay, right now.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
It's okay to be a bitter old queen sometimes.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
And then yeah, I think sometimes you just have to
lean into it, just to lean in.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
I'm a bitter straight person sometimes.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Back to this thing about getting revenge with your X,
which I really said, I don't know, Lauren, how are you? Yes,
how we're doing well? So he's your ex for a reason,
obviously correct? Yeah, what happened? I mean did he cheat
on you?

Speaker 8 (35:12):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (35:12):
Yes, yes, we were together for a year. We had
moved in together and we had plans to meet up
and he never answered me. So I was like, well,
I'll just dropped by the apartment and we were living
together at the time, and there was another woman there
after they left. He was a cop at the time,
and he had, you know, mace around the house.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Mace.

Speaker 28 (35:31):
So, yes, like pepper spray. Yeah, so I pepper sprayed
the shower heads, the bed sheets, the silverware, eating utensils,
door handles, just burned in places that needed to burn.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, I mean and he was a police officer, right, yes, Now,
don't you think couldn't that be illegal? What you did?
I mean is there?

Speaker 28 (35:53):
We lived together, so I had a key. It's not
like I broke in there.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Why it's mace because the arm Yeah? Does it make
your skin bubble up? How does that work? I've been
hit with me.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
It hurts, It.

Speaker 28 (36:05):
Hurts, It'll survive.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Okay, So did you Okay? So I guess you guys
broke up after that?

Speaker 9 (36:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yes, yes, she broke it all right.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Now, did you really need to do that to move on?
Or could you have just moved on and left it
behind you?

Speaker 24 (36:20):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (36:20):
I could have moved on and left it that way.
But it was so funny, Like my best friend was
actually with me at the time, and she was my
maid of honor at my wedding a couple of years ago,
and she even made the comment she was like, you
better treat my girl nice.

Speaker 19 (36:32):
If not, she'll.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Can you imagine when?

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Oh god, no, I don't want that disease? So, Lauren,
I mean, how did he respond to that with you?

Speaker 28 (36:45):
Did he did he get into He never said anything afterwards.
He never messaged me or contacted me or I missed.
I don't know. Maybe out of embarrassment. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Well maybe, but I know it works. It doesn't work.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
You know that.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
I know it works.

Speaker 28 (37:01):
I know you said something to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Okay, okay, all right, well thank you Lauren. By the way,
I just want to say we do not as a
show advocate you putting Mason so in shower house, but
thank you for the story. Nonetheless, is this cecil cecil,
cecil high cecil. I like cecil because it's cecil is
like an old school way of saying, seesel. So, Okay,
you got drunk and you're a little upset about your ex.

Speaker 19 (37:26):
So what happened?

Speaker 9 (37:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (37:27):
So, basically I was living with my grandma at the time,
going to college, and it was like my first love
thing eighteen uh. We dated for about four years, so
I was about twenty two at the time, and we
had our first huge breakup, and I found out that
she went to like a marine another marine's graduation and
stayed with them overnight. So had I had a couple

(37:48):
friends over handle a cuervo, and first it started just
like bashing, you know, and I said, you know, I
saw a picture on the fridge, and I was like,
you know what, I'm ending this and I literally ate
a picture.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
By the way, Yeah, was it weird when you went
to the bathroom and you saw her nose fall into
the toilet.

Speaker 26 (38:13):
Then that's the thing. I've never seen any part of
that picture.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
I don't know. Yeah, you had a little tequila, so
you ate her picture. And so as you were eating
her picture, I mean, were you actually thinking, you know what,
this is good. I actually feel like I'm getting over her.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (38:33):
Yeah, actually it was pretty satisfying. But it was just
like I didn't tell anybody was coming, Like all my
we were just around the kitchen table doing shots, and
I just grabbed the picture and like the room went silent,
and all my friends were.

Speaker 10 (38:43):
Like, holy crap.

Speaker 26 (38:46):
I was just I was just sitting there eating a picture.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
You gotta be careful. If you eat your ex's picture,
you won't get hemrhid, you'll get polaroids. Make sure those
aren't dangling. There's a story of hope. Hello Aaron, how
are you Hi?

Speaker 28 (39:03):
I'm good.

Speaker 30 (39:03):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
We're doing well? So did you eat your ex's picture
after drinking quervo?

Speaker 15 (39:08):
I did not?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
What did you do?

Speaker 27 (39:09):
We ripped pictures of me and him in half, and
I went to his house and I placed them on
his windshield. And I did not know that the weather
for the night into the morning calls for rain. So
the pictures got rained on and stuck to his windshields.
He woke up the next morning and could not get
them off of his windshields.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Chemical reaction.

Speaker 27 (39:36):
Set a watch and get them scraped off.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Oh sorry about that. Something tells me that if you
wake up and go out to your car and there's
a ripped picture of you and your ex on your windshield,
I don't know. I start thinking there's something wrong here. Okay,
So I know you said you had to use chemicals
and things to get them off.

Speaker 27 (39:58):
They like had use a scrape row to get it all.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Wow, now okay, So as wrong as that went, it
all turned out. Okay, are you a better person in
a better place because you did that or would have
been just as good had you not?

Speaker 27 (40:12):
Uh No, it was definitely worth it, only because my
stupid mind at the time decided to get back together
with him.

Speaker 12 (40:20):
And he ended up cheating on me again.

Speaker 27 (40:22):
With one of my friends and he's now engaged to her.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
All right, I don't like hearing that.

Speaker 16 (40:29):
Now.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
How are you though? Are you good?

Speaker 8 (40:31):
Yes, I'm good.

Speaker 27 (40:32):
I'm actually getting married.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Yeah, you're better off.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Thank you for listening, and congratulations on your wedding.

Speaker 15 (40:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Scary your thoughts on revenge.

Speaker 14 (40:42):
So I'm guessing the takeaway from this entire conversation from
listening is revenge is the best form of closure, not
for everyone, for.

Speaker 31 (40:50):
Some of us.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
I'll I'll say it again and I'll leave it alone.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
I think when you commit revenge whatever you want to
say it is, or if you go out of your
way to do anything toward an X, you are giving
them your energy. They don't deserve it anymore. It's it
should at that point the moment you break up. Even
though it's natural to hurt, it's natural to wonder why whatever.

(41:15):
The best thing you can do for yourself in taking
care of yourself is move forward because you deserve it.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
I agree with you.

Speaker 21 (41:22):
I think that it's really really tough as far as
you should never do the stuff where you actually act
towards someone.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
You don't ever do it. But if you want to
burn a picture.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
To watch their face, you little bubbly face.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, just a melting of a face. It's fine.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
It's not as real face.

Speaker 21 (41:44):
Yeah, it's not like you're burning his car right carry
underwood or taking a bat to the headlight.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Yeah, don't do that.

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Speaker 5 (42:00):
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Speaker 14 (42:19):
Elvister, Elvis d Wan In the morning show, they say,
you know you really find out how compatible you are
with someone when you go on a vacation with them.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
You know you don't have to wait for that. You
can actually pick things up at the table.

Speaker 24 (42:32):
No.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
I mean they could have some really really offensive habits
and it makes you just go no.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Oh, my parents.

Speaker 21 (42:40):
I would break up with them if I went on
a date with either one of them because of the
way they act at restaurants.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
What do you mean?

Speaker 21 (42:44):
So as soon as food is placed on the table,
before they even try it, they will request hot sauce,
and if the hot sauce is not out quickly, they'll
ask again and again. They also immediately request a box
to go and put half their food in it, then
just leave the box on the table the whole time.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
And they just kind of harassed the.

Speaker 21 (43:02):
Staff, Like every time our waiter or waitress will come back,
they ask them for another thing.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I'm like, for the love of God, parents, just leave
them alone. And if one of them.

Speaker 21 (43:11):
Orders fish, they have an issue. So my dad hates
the head on a fish, my mom loves it. They'll
fight with the waitress standing right there about whether or
not the head can come out on the fish. It's
so embarrassing. Everything about it's.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Awful you break up with your own parents.

Speaker 21 (43:26):
I love it with my parents. I love them, but
I can't go to restaurants with them.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Well, they're saying here in this article that Froggy sent me,
these food opinions basically make you undateable for some people. Now, look,
I'm a firm believer in Hey, if you want to
put ketchup on your steak, it's offensive for some people.
But if that's what you want to do, I support
it because you like it. It's something you like. And
they say in some restaurants if you ask, if you

(43:51):
ask the staff for ketchup, they'll go ooh no. If
the chef found out, he would come out and slice
you in half of.

Speaker 13 (43:59):
This butcher, I'm paying for this steak, put whatever I
want on.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
It, exactly. If the if the chef becomes bigger than
the customer, then that that's a problem in that restaurant.
In in my opinion, So they were asking some people
about what they find well kind of unattractive at dinner.

(44:22):
How do you prefer your steak well, this person says,
well done steaks are for monsters. If you want your
steak well done, in my opinion, you go for it.
That doesn't offend me.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Yeah, like hockey puck well done, I know.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
But if that's what they want, do you do you
is it really going to ruin? Okay, Danielle, If you
were dating Sheldon and you found out he likes his
steak incinerated hockey puck done, would that be a deal
breaker in your row? Okay, I think that's what we're
getting to here.

Speaker 22 (44:52):
Yeah, here's got to cook it that way for the
rest of your life if you stay with them.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Okay, it's a pile of carcinogens. I agree, right, all right,
here's one for Nate. Yeah, this person that is a
non Nate loves to drink a big frosty glass of

(45:19):
milk with every meal.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 22 (45:21):
That's wrong.

Speaker 32 (45:23):
Whoever wrote this is just wrong. Okay, milk is fantastic.
I had a glass this morning before.

Speaker 23 (45:30):
Not only babies are supposed to drink well, some doctors
physician physicians say that drinking cow's milk is only for
babies because it's what they need to jump start their lives.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
And then once you get something to the prime age
of four, you stop. Uh, this person says, deal breaker.
Last person I went with said, she never gets hungry
for pizza. Oh, she never craves pizza, she said. And
this guy goes on to say, this is our first
and last date. No, that's okay. Person about sharing, she says,

(46:05):
I would never date someone that wouldn't share their food
with me. If you ordered fries, they're our fries. But
there's something you agree with that, there's something totally. If
you get your fork near my plate, I will take
my fork and I will stab your face.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Oh my god, I find that so horrible.

Speaker 21 (46:18):
I am such a food sharer. As soon as I
get it, I offer it to other people. And if
someone doesn't do the same thing, I'm like, who raised you?

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Oh God, my dad, God rest his soul. When my
mom put her fork in his plate once he threw
the salad, Hello God, like dad.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Someone who doesn't eat dessert or has convinced themselves that
they don't like desserts or sweets, are you human? June says,
I will not date you.

Speaker 13 (46:44):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
What's scary? Well, I got to eat a lot, as
you know, and ah, I.

Speaker 14 (46:48):
Do I eat a lot? Okay, deal breakers for me?
Are you eat if you treat your staff like crap?

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Of course?

Speaker 14 (46:55):
And people who dumb down the dish don't order buttered macaroni.
And meanwhile, they had to catch you a pepe on
the menu and it was all descriptive and beautiful and
you just say, no, I just want to plain pasta
with butter.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
But that's what they want.

Speaker 13 (47:09):
That's me.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Then, you know what, here's my question. I mean, Okay, look,
I can see some things could be a little offensive
at dinner. But if I want my meal done a
certain way, it may be a pain in the ass
to listen to. It may be asking for too much
of a chef. I get that, But that doesn't make
me a total jerk.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
But it makes you a pain in the ass in life.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Then, because I see red flods everywhere, Okay, okay, you
know what, I kind of see that, all right. I
can see that here's someone. I couldn't date anyone with
a delicate stomach because they wouldn't be able to handle
my Mexican food that I love to cook. My sister's
boyfriend gets sick every time we go to Mexico and
she gets super annoyed with it. So you got to
be able to eat spicy food or you're not in

(47:52):
my life. Let's see. Once I went on a coffee
date and went to put my milk in my iced coffee.
She was informed by my day that that's illegal. It's
a deal breaker. You can't put milk in You can
put milk in coffee, but you know, in Italy and
in some European areas they say, you know, you only
have milk in your coffee for breakfast after breakfast time,

(48:14):
no cappuccinos. Oh and the rule for some people in
Italy also putting cheese on fish is oh yeah, I've
heard that it's a big milk yeng gandhi.

Speaker 21 (48:25):
So one of the things that is a big deal
breaker for me, and I think Danielle can relate to this.
If you ever watch ninety Day Fiance, they're obviously from
different cultures, and when one meets the others, typically there's
a giant meal involved, and one person is always extremely
rude about what that food is. If you're rude about
another culture's food without even trying it, without even thinking
about how much they've put into it, how much effort

(48:46):
has gone into this, I find that disgusting.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I think it's so awful when people see foreign dishes and.

Speaker 21 (48:51):
Just immediately ew. If you're not going to try it,
don't say anything about it. And even if you try it,
be polite to the other people. That's horrible.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
It does it does happen on nine every time.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
I'm not going to eat that.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Try I can't eat carry its mouths. Okay, well, you
know what you need to eat it, you know, and
if and if you don't like it, and you form
an opinion and say, you know, here's why I don't
really care for curry, then I can buy that. People
who are cheap tippers, goodbye. Anyone who doesn't like cheese,
good day, sir. Unless you're lyctose, intolerant and something you
said earlier, I think I think it was scary. If

(49:25):
you're rude to servers, Oh my god, my biggest pet peeve,
you're out of my life.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Picky eaters are a turnoff for some people. In general,
eating with someone who's eating with someone is a good
barometer for personality. This person says, you don't have to
like to eat weird things, but if you refuse to
try and make the decision after trying, you're not an
adventurous person and won't like try new things in life
as well. You're out of my life, says this person.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Yes see, I'll try the food, but I can't promise
I won't spin it across the table several times.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Okay, at least that's that's a very honest opinion. So
there's this one guy, and I'm not going to give
his name, but he was on Hot Chef for Best
Chef whatever those show is called, and he does cooking
videos with these crazy foods. He does this thing where
he'll go to taste the food he made, and he'll
scrape his teeth on the fork as he pulls the

(50:18):
fork out of his mouth. Oh it makes my skin crawl.
Stop it. Just use your lips, don't use your teeth
on the fork. You know you know that sound I'm
talking about. Yes, he does. Anyone have a fork with
him right now?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Late frog?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Oh it drives me nuts. Jennifer Online twenty two.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
It's true, Jennifer.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
If you're on a date with someone and things pop
up at the table that turn you off, it sometimes
ends that relationship, doesn't it.

Speaker 10 (50:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (50:50):
I was just telling Nate that there's a place in
New Haven called Lose Lunch.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
What's it called?

Speaker 8 (50:56):
He lose Lunch?

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Oh, lose lunch.

Speaker 19 (50:58):
Okay, okay, yes, and.

Speaker 10 (51:00):
So he claims to make the first like steam hamburger.

Speaker 26 (51:03):
They're amazing, by the way, But if you ask for
a ketchup or any other condiments, he will tell you
to leave.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
If you want them, he'll tell you to leave. All right, Well, okay,
obviously that's his thing. Okay, lose lunch a little drastic.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
But no, it's amazing though I'm not bashing him.

Speaker 19 (51:22):
It's amazing.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
And if you guys are ever in new game and
you have to try it and catch up and see what.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
He does, I will, well, look, you know, I bet
the know the histeamburgers are famous, actually, but and there
I hear they're fantastic. But gosh, you know, if someone
wants ketchup, I don't know. If you're in the if
you're in the business to make a living, and sometimes
you have to bend to what a customer wants. Sometimes
you have to bend to what a customer wants. But

(51:48):
I guess he's doing so well that he's fine. Thank you, Jennifer,
have a great day, thanks for listening to us. I'm
coming up for some clam pie really soon.

Speaker 11 (51:56):
Yes, tell me when you came off some with you,
even though I don't eat.

Speaker 19 (52:01):
It all right, I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
I didn't think Elvis did either.

Speaker 13 (52:04):
I didn't know you like clampie.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Okay, thank guys. If you want to do the old
he's gay, doesn't eat clam jokes. It's wow. Wow, there's
a there's a new way of being funny.

Speaker 13 (52:16):
Danielle, thank you.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
It's the hold one second, Jennifer, thank you for your
call and I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
What we're saying, Danielle, I was saying, it's the old way,
but it's still funny.

Speaker 13 (52:30):
Jesus, Why it's it always just Danielle and I?

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Why?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
What are you four years old?

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Sometimes?

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Ashley on nine twenty four, Ashley, you're together with your husband.
Obviously he loves you, but there's something you do with
your steak that drives him nuts. What is that?

Speaker 10 (52:48):
I did my steak in ranch dressing?

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Okay? Oh wow, it's what you.

Speaker 11 (52:52):
Want to promise.

Speaker 8 (52:53):
It's good.

Speaker 27 (52:53):
Don't knock it to I'm not.

Speaker 20 (52:56):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
I'm never gonna yuck your yum. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Where are you from, Ashley, South Georgia?

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Okay, so You're close to State Country down there, and
I'm sure there are a lot of people who eat stakes.
They have to have it a certain way. It's like
up here in New York here, for pizza isn't a
certain way, then you really are stupid. They hate you.
But yeah, you know, but I gotta be honest. I'm
a little picky about pizza too. If you like breakfast pizza, no,
I can't do it.

Speaker 31 (53:22):
What is breakfast pizza?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Well, puts eggs and bacon on it. And also, oh
and here's what I'm gonna get my ass kicked for
this Hawaiian pizza with pineapple and ham on it.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
No, I'm with you, you like it.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Speaking speaking of ranch dressing, actually a lot of people
love to put ranch dressing on their pizza. And I
was and I was like, I'm like, I don't know,
and I tried it. I loved it, So you know
who am I?

Speaker 33 (53:48):
Yeah, ranch is just one of those staples you always
have to have around.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Well, don't take it to uh lose lunch in New Haven. Yeah,
kicked you right out, all right.

Speaker 19 (53:59):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Thank you, Ashley, have a great day. Thanks for listening.
Love you more. We love you have a great day.
There you go, just kind of picky about our foods.
But please please don't use your teeth on the fork
as you pull it out of your mouth.

Speaker 34 (54:12):
Yeah, okay, don't answer the phone.

Speaker 7 (54:24):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Tap, Garrett, what do you bring you to us today?

Speaker 35 (54:28):
I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap
our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She
is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan.
Now Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She
drops all her plans and she goes and.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Babysits for her sister's kid.

Speaker 35 (54:43):
Now Evan, on the other hand, he planned a nice
roman to get away for this weekend. So Nicole said,
why don't we pull the I have to babysit again
for my sister card and we have a phone tap.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.
All right, here we go. We love the I want
to call because we kind of sit back and let
you do all the work, because you're definitely more believable
than us. Today's phone table. Let's listen in.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
Hello, Hey, Ed, what's up?

Speaker 24 (55:08):
Nothing?

Speaker 29 (55:08):
Just to get some reports done. Do you have a second, Yeah,
I got a minute.

Speaker 30 (55:14):
Okay, I actually just called the hotel and I had
I had them cancel our reservation.

Speaker 19 (55:21):
What why I have to cancel because.

Speaker 30 (55:24):
I have some stuff to do this weekend?

Speaker 10 (55:27):
So what could be more important?

Speaker 29 (55:28):
I mean, we've been looking forward to this.

Speaker 25 (55:29):
Why would you do this?

Speaker 30 (55:31):
Because my sister is so bogged down with her kid,
you know, and.

Speaker 29 (55:36):
It's hard to take care of a fouriel Oh whoa
your sister is more important than us?

Speaker 30 (55:42):
No, but I mean she really really needs help with
Tommy right now?

Speaker 19 (55:47):
Who cares about Tommy?

Speaker 29 (55:48):
We haven't been on a vacation in months.

Speaker 19 (55:50):
We've been looking bored to this.

Speaker 29 (55:51):
Your sister can find somebody else to watch your kid.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
It's really important.

Speaker 29 (55:56):
No us having sex and a foreign location that is important.
Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers
your sister could call.

Speaker 30 (56:06):
We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid, and I'm.

Speaker 19 (56:10):
Just trying find the weekend for months.

Speaker 30 (56:13):
How about if we don't cancel, we just go ahead
and take Tommy with us on the trip.

Speaker 18 (56:20):
No, no, no, everything.

Speaker 30 (56:26):
I then just think about it. It'll solve that problem.
It'll solve our problem. We can still do the trip
and I can still spend time with our nephew. We
can just babysit while we're on the trip.

Speaker 29 (56:34):
How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're
naked having sex all day?

Speaker 19 (56:39):
Because that was the plan.

Speaker 30 (56:40):
Remember, we'll just have to switch our plans a little, switch.

Speaker 29 (56:44):
Our plans to when are we gonna that's the plan?

Speaker 11 (56:48):
When?

Speaker 19 (56:49):
When do you envision this happening?

Speaker 34 (56:51):
What you're gonna send the kid out for ice?

Speaker 29 (56:52):
We have maybe thirty seconds for a quickie.

Speaker 19 (56:55):
We can we can we get back cold so we know.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
No, that kid is he's a hormal child.

Speaker 19 (57:03):
He hates me. He physically he hates me.

Speaker 29 (57:07):
He does He's kicked me in the nuts at least
three times, and you know what he's doing.

Speaker 19 (57:12):
I hate him.

Speaker 29 (57:12):
I Am not gonna let some foils rock me this weekend,
all right, you.

Speaker 30 (57:16):
Really need to put family first here.

Speaker 29 (57:18):
I want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend
this weekend.

Speaker 30 (57:21):
It could be a really good time to kind of
practice like being a family, like what it would be like.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
If we had kids.

Speaker 30 (57:28):
But this could be a really good time.

Speaker 29 (57:30):
What do you never even talked about marriage yet you
already setting the kid?

Speaker 30 (57:36):
You really calm down? You hear no?

Speaker 29 (57:40):
If I hear how I sound, I'm pissed off.

Speaker 19 (57:42):
My girlfriend is.

Speaker 29 (57:44):
Picking her four year old nephew over me.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
This is insane.

Speaker 29 (57:48):
We're gonna be start watching Sephony Street and swarming.

Speaker 10 (57:50):
Bob all weekend.

Speaker 30 (57:51):
It's not the end of the world, okay.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Yet of the world.

Speaker 29 (57:54):
You're not even in my shoes right now. We haven't
had sex and three weeks. I'm tired of waiting.

Speaker 30 (57:59):
This is where just waiting another week is not going
to change. It's not the end of the world.

Speaker 7 (58:05):
You're making.

Speaker 19 (58:08):
Yourself. You are acting like a child.

Speaker 30 (58:10):
You are acting like a four.

Speaker 19 (58:13):
You are mature.

Speaker 30 (58:14):
Do you hear yourself? Are oh?

Speaker 15 (58:18):
Really?

Speaker 7 (58:19):
Really?

Speaker 30 (58:20):
Are are we doing this?

Speaker 19 (58:21):
Are we gonna?

Speaker 20 (58:22):
Are we doing this?

Speaker 18 (58:23):
Are we doing this?

Speaker 36 (58:24):
Evan?

Speaker 30 (58:26):
Seriously? I need to talk to you like an adult, okay, and.

Speaker 19 (58:30):
You talk to me like an adult.

Speaker 30 (58:31):
I need you to listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 19 (58:34):
Okay, listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 35 (58:36):
Hey, Evan, my name's Garrethone Elvis turned in the morning
show and you just got phone tapped. What you're your
girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap on you.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
I have.

Speaker 10 (58:54):
Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the.

Speaker 7 (58:55):
Feather to night Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 14 (59:00):
This thought table was pre recorded permission granted by all parties.

Speaker 18 (59:04):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Don't you remember when you were a kid? Show and Tell?
It's cool?

Speaker 5 (59:12):
Oh yes, I would.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Always forget until that morning. Then I just grab my
mom's blender and take it in your mom's blow Mom
makes dakers. This so fun. Anyway, I'm glad we put
some thought into this. Well we'll soon see, now, won't we.
So we invited everyone or most people in the Morning Show,
if they wanted to play along, please bring in something
for Show and Tell. And I think we should just
dive right on into it. Ready, here we go, kids.

Speaker 7 (59:49):
Okay, it's random order.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
The computer spit them out in no particular order. Okay, okay,
our first up for show and Tell display is Danielle Y.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
So when I really wanted to bring I forgot because
I forgot we had show in tell. So this is
from the back.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
So you're telling us that you're giving us crap.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
No, not crap.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
This is something very special to me, and I actually
have kept it for years. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lache
have not been together since like what two thousand and six?
I think they got a divorce.

Speaker 31 (01:00:20):
Then, okay, this is a picture of them kissing at
one of our events, and I know that they have
a significant others now not them each other.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
But I keep this up in the back as a
memory to when Jessica six and Nick Lache were together.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Show and Tell a couple that is no more? Yes,
kissing beautiful?

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Is that love?

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
But Daniel does keep it up at her desk and
she worships it. She lights a candle in front of it.
And now next on our randomly chosen order list of
Show and Tell participants like this Brody Brody who didn't
know what the concept was about showing too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I googled it all right.

Speaker 37 (01:01:00):
So, oh, so this is a plastic case. It looks
like a wheel and it's full of hot wheel cars.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Oh wow, when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Now there's this quick story behind it.

Speaker 37 (01:01:08):
You guys know, when I was a kid, I had cancer,
so seven years I had to go through chemotherapy, and
every time I went for treatment, my parents bought me
a hot wheel car or a matchbox car, and so
I have about five hundred of them now and so
this is a constant reminder to me that I'm here
and I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
But this is one of my absolute favorites.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
I love that.

Speaker 13 (01:01:24):
What's awesome, Brodie, and I love.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
The Hot Wheels brand is still alive today, I mean
as am I. So there you go, all right now,
we moved to Froggy Froggy of course, checking in from Florida.
What did you bring in for show and tell?

Speaker 22 (01:01:37):
Well, Elvis, if you remember, I went to Italy and
one of the hotels that we stayed at had a
very very cool key system and the key's very expensive.
They said, if you take it, they charge you. Well,
since I wasn't paying for the room, I kept the key.
So here is the key. Look at this key. It's
so cool from the Hotel Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Inventab that's the Hotel Danielle Invenice. I've used that key before, yes,
but you can just steal it too.

Speaker 22 (01:02:03):
Well I did, and so if you would like it,
I would let you hold it sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
It's a beautiful key.

Speaker 22 (01:02:07):
Is a memoir of my trip and I will always
have it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
You were in room three three five.

Speaker 22 (01:02:12):
Yeah, it's so cool.

Speaker 13 (01:02:14):
It's the coolest key ever.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
I love it.

Speaker 22 (01:02:15):
I love this key.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
That is a nice key.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
And now Show and Tell brings Scotty Bee. Where Scotty Bee.
Oh hello, Scotty Bee. I'm sure you have something very
unique for show motel.

Speaker 22 (01:02:25):
I mean, there's not much of a story behind.

Speaker 38 (01:02:27):
This, but I can't really figure out how to get
all my songs on my phone. So I brought my
iPod that's probably about fifteen years old at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Oh my god, show it to the camera that I
still use. I take it on trip with me and
it still hooks up to the computer and everything. No,
it doesn't. So that's why all these songs are from
the nineties.

Speaker 38 (01:02:44):
And early two thousands. And the last song that I
put on here was Bowling for Soup Girl. All the
bad guys want that I was playing right now, and
so I still use that. People look and they laugh
at me on the plane, but I don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
I love my iPod.

Speaker 22 (01:02:54):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Yeah, the iPod lives in Scotty Beey's world. Okay, now
we move on to Scary.

Speaker 14 (01:03:00):
Long before there were Nintendo switches and portable like PlayStations
and things like that. I was growing up and long
before video games themselves, they had these handheld games that
were just one game and it was a big clunker
and it was the first one ever got. My mother
Roseanne and my father Tony introduced me to the world
of digital Derby. This is an actual It's a singular,

(01:03:24):
clunky ass game with it got a steering wheel on it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
You could shift the gears.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
You press the button. Show it to the class. Look
at that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
This is like a relic.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
It has moving parts, it has yes, the wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
I don't know, Elvis, have you show that? How do
you explain what that is?

Speaker 14 (01:03:39):
Where the car switched lanes and then you get into
a crash with the car in front of you and
it goes and the thing lights.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Up red if I had batteries in it? Anyway?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
What year is that from?

Speaker 14 (01:03:49):
This came out in nineteen seventy eight, but I got
it in the early eighties. I was like, must have
been like seven eight years old, and this is very
sentimental to me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Digital Derby, Digital Derby Audio. I should have brought my Atari.
Pong Gandhi is next? Okay in no particular order.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
So I brought in this painting.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Well, we'll show the class what is painting.

Speaker 21 (01:04:13):
So my boyfriend and I have started painting stuff, which
is super fun, especially to do as a couple, and
he wanted to practice first. While it was drying, he
accidentally shot off with confetti cannon, so all the confetti
got stuck on painting.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Well, no, it's a part of the artwork.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
It's so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
That's what I brought.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
And that's a G.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
If you were one of g there you get it
a G. So I love what you guys do as
a couple. So Gandhi and her boyfriend they get really
trashed and they painting. Yeah, and now the show intel
floor recognizes his name.

Speaker 32 (01:04:41):
Okay, there's a lesson involved in mine. So you guys
know I love the song Sailing by Christopher Cross.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Yes, well I got to go.

Speaker 39 (01:04:48):
See him live in concerts and he signed my Vile
album with my buddy Brad Jerome from college went and
purchased for a dollar for me and he signed the album.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
But the lesson is never meet your heroes because Christopher
was a butthole to He was a total butthole. There
you go never meet your idols right there. I love
that there is a lesson to be learned there. I
like that a dual purpose. Yeah, show and tell items,
all right, Sam, you're up next.

Speaker 40 (01:05:15):
Speaking of buttholes, I have something that's going to change
your lives. So I love decorating my apartment and I'm
very visually like set on things. So because of that,
I never got a squatty potty.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Those things are ugly.

Speaker 40 (01:05:25):
So I found these amazing bamboo things that are called
the squat and Go and it's just the size of
your foot and it is changing my bathroom game.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
So you put those next to your toilet.

Speaker 40 (01:05:34):
You can adjust the heights so it acts like the
squatty potty. You put your little feet up on it,
but then you can just collapse it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Did you wash that before you brought it in?

Speaker 40 (01:05:42):
I alcohol swabbed this twice because I knew you'd died.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
Very nice, squatt and go people.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Hey, I have a squatty potty.

Speaker 7 (01:05:48):
I like them.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Squatty potties are so so once you start, you want
them everywhere. Yeah, I do, right about you, Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
Look okay, oh wait.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
It's a cutting board, so I don't know if it's
in the shape of a state. Our friends Matt and
Josh gave this to us.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
It's a cool cutting board.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I don't reckon? Is that Max?

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
It's it's it's Max.

Speaker 13 (01:06:16):
In a cutting board.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
It's taken from this picture. That's Max. That's cute, Max
head cutting board. That's pretty cool, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I think that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
I don't know if I can cut lime for my
cocktails on my dog's head, I.

Speaker 21 (01:06:33):
Know, but I think it's cute because it was something
they really put thought into.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Some went out and got something they thought you liked.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
We sat there for an hour and what is this?
Because it was like, is that delaware? So that that
was my Show and Tell in the shape of my
dog's ears. Max. Very nice Max head cutting board. And
there you go. So Charlemagne and dj Andy from the
Breakfast Club I heard it so intel they brought in

(01:07:00):
their own Show and Tell. Good morning, dj Envy, I
let me get a good Lord, good morning, Charlotte Mane.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Come here, give me a hook.

Speaker 16 (01:07:07):
I going, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
God Father?

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
What's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
So you know, we thought you were just like when
we were kids. We thought we would do Show and
Tell today?

Speaker 16 (01:07:14):
Oh, okay, you show me, I'll show you exactly exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
So there's always showing, but there's always the telling part.
So we need to hear. What what have you brought
in for show and Tell today? Charlemagne? Dj Envy? Why
are you a part of this? Why do you want
to be a part of this? What is this dj
VW's Christmas gift?

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
What is it? Would you like to tell them?

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
It's a mold of Charlemagne's. Uh, but where can I
show them?

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Where can I show a chocolate Joe?

Speaker 16 (01:07:41):
It's not a chocolate baby. I have to find us
a silicon, give a but you give a real feel.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
But wait, your chandeliers hanging down there.

Speaker 16 (01:07:48):
It's not just a butt though, justin taste, there's any
mistaken what what gender.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Butt that is?

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
It comes?

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
It comes with the testicles as well. Let me see it,
your finger in it. I don't want to put my
finger in it. Let me see daniel and turn around,
just something like this, Holy c don't you ask me?
It's free with shoutouts. Don't Danielle, don't hit these buttons.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Charlemagne's but going to.

Speaker 16 (01:08:15):
Send us my butt is heavy, Elvis, Come on you
you ever held a butt that heavy?

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
I have questions, but it's very nice. Everywhere. I gotta
I gotta take control, gotta take control. This is a
gift from Charlemagne to DJ and V. What a thoughtful gift,
Very thoughtful. The second of all, you got a fine booty.

Speaker 16 (01:08:37):
Thank you, godfather. You really do one time slapping one time?

Speaker 13 (01:08:41):
Godfather?

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Hold on, have you done that before? Let me ask
you a question, how do you get someone to do
this for you?

Speaker 16 (01:08:52):
Well, this is a reimagining of what my dairy air
would look like. I didn't actually lay down and get
the molding on it. And no, the guy was here,
Doc Johnson, he was here and he just kind of
like looked at me, and you know, I just I
don't wear baggy pants, and you can kind of see
the fing and what it would look like. The shade
me a favorite, and he reimagines what it would look like.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Envy, hold it up and pull your pants down. Let
me see if it looks like you want to se
if his fat. I want to see if it looks
just like that. Let me see it don't look.

Speaker 21 (01:09:21):
Just like it a little awkward.

Speaker 41 (01:09:25):
I'm giving him consit all right, don't don't, don't, don't
show them his booty's falling out of the Hold on
the shade down here again, hold on, just.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
The shades going down.

Speaker 19 (01:09:40):
Guys.

Speaker 16 (01:09:41):
Hey, buddy, you make the big bucks in.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
That heart guy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Okay, go ahead, all right, let me see, let me
say it, let me see. But now put your underwear down.

Speaker 22 (01:09:51):
What do you do underwear?

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
I can't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Yes, you can do it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
It's not this fat though, I'll be honest.

Speaker 8 (01:10:01):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
I'll tell you what. I'll see it later.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
You know my thought process behind this.

Speaker 16 (01:10:08):
NV always says I'm his favorite a hole, right, so
I decided to bring on my a hole.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Now you can take me home with him.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Right, You guys were actually trending nationally because of your
booty hole.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Yes, okay, by the way, it is an exact sort
of exact replica Charlemagne's, but including it's anatomically correct. Here
right now, how I'm tapping my microphone. Yeah, I'm now
going to tap Charlemage's butt. Hey, this is funny.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
But though that guy, did you favor with reimagining whatever?

Speaker 15 (01:10:41):
I mean?

Speaker 16 (01:10:41):
I'm not that well, but I figure if I was
getting something that's, you know, a little bit enhanced.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
I wanted to look look the best, right, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
With you, Yes, Envy get to Charlemagne.

Speaker 16 (01:10:50):
First, and you know what, I'm glad you brought that
up because I was looking at this new Chanel Love bracelet, right,
and you know how you give somebody a Chanell Love
bracelet because it's a civilization.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
That you love.

Speaker 16 (01:10:59):
I wanted him to bring me a beige ass like this,
a replica of his, and then we could exchange. I
mean we'd be but but but and that didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
For your hold on, you can't hear on the headphones that,
froggy is a question? What froggy? I'll convey your question.
What is it?

Speaker 22 (01:11:13):
Well, I just wanted to know exactly, like like you asked,
and he laid down for this because it looks it's
got a very good look. It looks like what Charlemagne
would look like.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
I need to imagine this is exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
This is a reimagining.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I didn't I didn't get this actually moisturized. It looks
a little ash.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
I made an emotion it yesterday. The only thing to me.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Is there something a little bizarre here? Because when you
lift it up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
You have to hold it like a bowling ball, if
you know what I'm saying. You have to stick a thing.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (01:11:47):
I don't know how long you've been sexually active, but
that's usually how but holes work.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Something I don't know. I don't know. That's what some
people like.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
It's like it says on your mirror. You don't want
to go in to some people because it's like severe
tired tread damage will occur, you know what I'm saying. Anyway,
I'm glad you shared this with us on showing Tom.

Speaker 16 (01:12:11):
I'm glad that I got to show my ass this
one you did.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Thank thank you, Godfather, appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Guys.

Speaker 16 (01:12:16):
We're gonna hang this up in the Breakfast club studio
so when guests come in they have to rub it
like the Apollo logs for good.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Luck and blessing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Absolutely, that's right. Hang it in the kitchen even better.

Speaker 16 (01:12:29):
You know what I want to do though, I actually
want to put a ticket into engineering that I need
them to come mount this just.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
So I can see what the denial will look like.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
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Speaker 18 (01:13:23):
Elvis Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
Come on, Wake up, Elvistran in the Morning shone.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
What's going on there? Straight?

Speaker 24 (01:13:32):
Mate?

Speaker 19 (01:13:32):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Feel free to text in fifty five one hundred. What
peculiar thing does your body do?

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
That not everybody's body does?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Okay, so wow, here's mine.

Speaker 32 (01:13:42):
I just realized when I put on deodorant, my left
under arm expires before my right underarm because.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
I showered last night. That's a little rank. Oh god,
But the right one's fine. I don't get it, Like,
why does my left under you want to smell?

Speaker 24 (01:13:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
I do not why I've always wondered.

Speaker 32 (01:14:01):
I'm like, Okay, did I forget my left under arm?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
No, I did it. It's the body just expires.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
I feel like I have one boob a little bit
bigger than the other.

Speaker 20 (01:14:09):
Book.

Speaker 32 (01:14:10):
That happens to a lot of women, right, Yeah, Sam
talked about it the other day.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
They're neighbors.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
They're not even family members anymore.

Speaker 13 (01:14:15):
All right, Okay, a lot of guys. One hangs lower
than the other.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Yeah, they call it uneven Stephen, You know what this
is the way it is. You know what we people
assume that we are all perfectly symmetrical eyes. No, we're not.
Our eyes are different, our ears are different everything. They
may not be different enough to notice, but you are not.
Even with your odor.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
It's crazy. The craziest thing. The body is so strange.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Your body is a wonderling.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
It's gross sometimes too. The body produces some nasty stuff sometimes.

Speaker 22 (01:14:51):
Really does, like the odor I've got.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Okay, like that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Okay, we don't need to know about your odor.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
O THEA.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Where are you from the Bronx? Yes, I am hello, Charlie.
How are you?

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
I'm good?

Speaker 19 (01:15:03):
Good.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
We're talking about the oddities of the human body. Nate
is saying, obviously, his organs on his left versus right
sides are pumping differently. Therefore his left armpit stinks before
the right one. But what weird thing can you do
with your body?

Speaker 42 (01:15:20):
I can pull my belly button in and out like
it could be an Audi or an any.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
Oh my god, WHOA that's talent. Yeah I thought I
was talented. I could either have an Audi or evolvo.

Speaker 13 (01:15:36):
Is that weird?

Speaker 19 (01:15:38):
So you know?

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
I mean, can you pop it out just by pushing
your belly out? Or do you have to let use
your fingers to pull it out?

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
No?

Speaker 42 (01:15:44):
I have to like use my fingers. It's not like
something I show people, really, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
But I love that, you see, if you have a
unique body talent like that, I find you unique. I
find you special and unusual. You're like one of a kind.
We love that about you. Charlie. Thanks, well, look, have
a beautiful day, and you should do an OnlyFans page
or something. I don't know.

Speaker 42 (01:16:05):
Yeah, somebody jams me on TikTok about that when I
posted it one time, right, and he wouldn't leave me alone,
so I deleted the TikTok. But then it got me thinking, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Well, good let us know when you're ready to make
some cash. We're gonna watch Charlie.

Speaker 19 (01:16:21):
Out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Have a great day. Thank you. One more call for
Ashley Hi, Ashley, Hie. Now you've got a weird one
and I may, I may be a part of your family.
Tell everyone what happens to you.

Speaker 33 (01:16:35):
So every time I put a new piece of gum
in my mouth, I sneeze.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
It triggers something that makes you sneeze. What, dani that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
Happens to me too. If it's like yes, if it's
like a spearmint or something like that, right away, I sneeze.
It's so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Is it the flavor?

Speaker 24 (01:16:53):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
You think it's the flavor for you too? Actually, just
like Danielle, I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 33 (01:16:58):
I only have like a minty flavor. I don't new
cinnamon or anything like that. Every time it like, it
triggers something and I sneeze automatically.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
There is there is a little trigger that some of
us have. Let me tell you about mine, which is
I think it's related in a weird way. So I
had bariatric surgery years ago, and the sleeve, so I
lost a lot of weight and now and back then
and even now, if I eat too much, it hits
a trigger and I sneeze like twenty times in a row.
Oh wow, Like I'll eat, We'll be at the table

(01:17:29):
and I'll go and Alex is like here he goes,
and we and it turns into an event. We count
the sneezes. Wow, they have gone beyond thirty sneezes. And
I think we all have that switch. Yours triggered by spearmint.
Mine triggered by gluttony. It's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
Well, you know what else I do that's really weird. Now,
you guys know I have that gag reflex. Yes, So
if I go from cold to hot or hot to cold,
like say, it's like warm in my house and then
I go outside in the winter and it's cold, and
I get in my car start to gag. I don't
know why, but that happens. It's the weirdest thing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
Wow, I know, I don't know gag.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
My husband's always like, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
I'm sure he does.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
I don't shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
All right, Ashley, thank you so much for calling things,
for listening. All right, take it easy. We're getting all
sorts of people, all sorts of people saying talking about
all the weird stuff their bodies do.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
Body is a wonderland.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Oh yeah, there is one thing, and I've heard this before,
let's talk about it. They're saying that when you sneeze,
that's the closest body uh whatever that happens. That's close
to an orgasm. Yeah no, look it up. They're saying
that the sneeze and the orgasm have something. They're like
relatives of each other. Okay, so next time you see

(01:18:54):
someone sneeze, you know what I'm saying, I see what
you did. Hey, I was thinking what about this last night?
Tossing and turning, thinking about crap. Shouldn't have been thinking about.
Is there something that happened to you as a kid
You were accused of doing something or whatever that you
didn't do, and still to this day you kind of
hold a grudge against people who accused you of doing it.

(01:19:15):
You still need to vent about it all these years later.
Oh damn, like Gandhi, what happened to you as a
kid that you still can't get anyone to believe you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Okay.

Speaker 21 (01:19:23):
I was having a sleepover with a handful of my
friends and we were prank calling a boy, which was
just stupid in general.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
But whatever.

Speaker 21 (01:19:30):
Coincidentally, that night, the guy's house got toilet papered and
shaving creamed and all kinds of stuff, and the cops
showed up at my house saying that it was our
fault and that they had proved because we were pranking them.
And it was so difficult to try and get out
of that because we were pranking him. But we didn't
go anywhere, and we didn't do any of the stuff
they were accusing us of doing. So it was a
big battle for a long time, and my parents were like,

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I don't know, I think you might have done it.
Finally we found out who did, but I never got
an apology from anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
No, and all these years later, I mean, that was
the a thousand years ago, and you're like still like
sitting there going drude.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Yeah, it was a girl named Lindsay and her friends.
It was them, not me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
Roggie should tell you the story about the little fish.
He still has a little problem with that.

Speaker 22 (01:20:12):
Yeah, So my parents I had an aquarium in my
room and my way we got this new fish and
my parents told me leave him in the bag to
adjust to the water temperature. We will put him in well,
I didn't I put him in the I put him
in the aquarium and we could never find him. He
was gone, and I kept being like, Dad, I swear
I put him in there. I didn't take him out.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
I did. And he's like, you messed up.

Speaker 19 (01:20:33):
You didn't do it.

Speaker 22 (01:20:33):
So I got in so much trouble. And then like
one day, like a week later, I go in there.
It was dark, the fish is swimming around. I run
and get my mom. I'm like, mom, look there he is.
I told you I didn't do anything. He's right there.
He went and hid real quick the second he saw
my mom, and my mom.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Told my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
My dad's like, no, I don't blame it.

Speaker 22 (01:20:53):
So then my mom finally convinced him, and my dad
looked me in the face. He goes, You've gotten a
way with plenty of other things when you were kid
that you got wronged for, So this just put that
in place of those.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
Never sorry nothing. The fish was hiding behind the treasure
chester or something.

Speaker 22 (01:21:11):
Yeah, there's like a water feature. He would climb up
in the water feature. He hated lights, and when the
room was dark he would come out somewhere around. When
the lights came on, he would go hide fish.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
So all these years later, your dad still won't say, hey, son,
I guess I was wrong.

Speaker 22 (01:21:24):
Yeah, jackass dad and jackass fish dad.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
What's scary?

Speaker 14 (01:21:31):
In eighth grade, I got accused of cheating on Yvetos's
paper on our Earth science exam when I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
I was the kid that everyone cheated off off.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
They looked at my paper. Why they accuse you because.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
I happened to be maybe looking over at that minute.
I was the one that was caught, but they were
all cheating on me. So I had to retake that exam.

Speaker 14 (01:21:52):
We had to go after school and the two of
us had to like sit like far apart social distance,
and we sat there and we did the entire test
all over again.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
But I'm like, for what reason? And they never like
exonerated me. They accused me to this day.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
So we all have these stories from our childhood where
we were we were wronged, I mean wrongful, accusation, wrong, wrongful, whatever,
and still to this day you still have to vent
about it. Was like, wait a minute, I got to
make this right. Someone had been in my case, everyone's gone,
they're all dead. My mom and dad, you know, they
accused me of not taking a bath when I was

(01:22:28):
a kid, Go take a bath. And I'm like, I
don't want to take a bath, Go take a bath.
So I went and took a bath, and they came
to my bedroom later said good, in here to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Do you see you this?

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
And my mom ran our finger down the bottom of
the bathtub. This is bone dry? What it dried? What
do you want me to do? Because if my towel
is wet, well you obviously just put it in the
sink and got it wet to make us think you
were drying off take another bath. They made me take
another bath, and even you know, God rest their souls

(01:22:57):
before they passed away. I even confronted them on this
and said, you know this happened to me as a child,
and of course they didn't remember it. They're like, no,
it's no big deal, let it go. I went, no,
it's scarred me for a life, accusing me of lying
these things happen. We got to move on. I was
reading in a guy was saying in fifth grade, a

(01:23:17):
science test asked, are there any stars in the Solar system?
I said yes, and he marked it wrong, and I
went up to a teacher and said, what about the sun?
The sun is a star? He said, it meant all
the other stars, and kept on marking it wrong. Over
fifty years ago, this was an issue still a problem
with a teacher who's probably dead and gone.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
Yeah, got an apology.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
So we're holding onto these grudges that you know, and
you have to really dig and find them.

Speaker 17 (01:23:43):
But once you do it piss you off in that
funny health apology. Yeah, you're not going to get it.
It's definitely a lesson in learning to let things go,
which is just.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
Very challenging when it comes to things like fish that
hide in water features, you know what I'm saying, People
who people who go ahead and toilet pay for someone
else's house. You get accused for it, and it's like,
all these years later, still nothing. You don't feel exonerated
at all, do you, Gandhi, Not.

Speaker 21 (01:24:13):
Even a little bit. And it wasn't just me that
got accused. My friends who were there got accused too.
So all of us were like, we're so wrong to
getting yelled at talking about we're gonna have to serve
community service like it was nonsense.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
You may come across as some kind of fruitcake, but
I want you to do this today. I want you
to text, email or call someone who owes you an
apology from years and years and years ago, and tell
your story and let them know this has been bothering
you and you need resolution or you can't move forward.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
You can't.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
I'm thinking back to all the things I did that.
Yeah I did do that. Like she's this toilet paper
the house, Like, yeah, I did do that. My sister
used to never take showers, and we used to say, Jackie,
take a shower. Can't apouse Uzac. She really didn't take
showers back then.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
You did everything wrong. You're the person that did all
stuff that we got accused of doing. You're the problem.

Speaker 34 (01:25:03):
Still I still toilet paper people's we were the town hooligan.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
I don't know. I think we've lost our minds. I've
got twenty four one twenty four. It's Christie. This is
still going on. What happened to you? How were you
wronged as a child? And it's still with you today? Hey, Christy,
what's going on?

Speaker 24 (01:25:22):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
Everybody?

Speaker 16 (01:25:25):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Good morning? So how old were you? And all this
took place? This retroactive anger thing of yours?

Speaker 24 (01:25:31):
So actually you I started talking about it, and I
was laughing staredly. I had cheers because it actually happened
to my brother though, and I did it to him.
So my dad had made us a brand new table
for our I guess our playroom, our wreck room, and
my sister and I, being normal teenagers, we were climbing around,
had friends over. We sat on it and broke it,
so we propped it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
We propped it up.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
My little brother, five years.

Speaker 24 (01:25:55):
Old, kutus can Be, goes down with his coloring books
and crayons, goes to.

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
Color and the whole thing collapses on him.

Speaker 24 (01:26:02):
My mom is screaming at him, you know, what were
you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:26:05):
You were clowning around and he's just sobbing. He's like,
I didn't do it. I was just coloring. And then
I was like, well, I can't break this from coloring.
My sister and I are upstairs.

Speaker 24 (01:26:15):
We both peek our heads out of our bedrooms and
I'm like.

Speaker 7 (01:26:17):
I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 26 (01:26:19):
My sister's like I'm not saying nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:26:21):
So forever my brother had no clue what happened.

Speaker 33 (01:26:24):
We finally told that he's thirty five now, so he
finally told him.

Speaker 7 (01:26:30):
Yeah, wow, My poor brother.

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
And all he was doing was coloring and coloringly, isn't
a lot of pressure on a table, right.

Speaker 7 (01:26:38):
I mean, you know, and my mother's still like for
like forever. My mom would always bring it up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Then he broke.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
It all those years and you know he had to
live with us all those years. But you did too.
Did you feel guilty at all?

Speaker 22 (01:26:52):
Nah?

Speaker 33 (01:26:53):
No, no, no, I did so much to that poor kid.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
All right, thank you for coming clean, Christy. At least,
uh there's a there's there's a feeling of coming clean.
It's good. Have a great day, Thanks for listening today.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
I have a great day. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
You You're welcome. Roy on line twenty, his grandmother still
doesn't believe something that happened when he was a kid.
What happened?

Speaker 20 (01:27:16):
Roy Elvis, Good morning, Good morning, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
I love you guys, well, thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 20 (01:27:23):
So. I'm originally from Mississippi. I live in Iowa now.
One day it was raining like crazy in Mississippi, and
I was staying with my grandma and uh, she has
like a lot of bowls. She's like a order. She
just loved I don't know why.

Speaker 19 (01:27:39):
She's old like.

Speaker 20 (01:27:42):
And so basically it was raining and I had to
use the restroom. So I went to the bathroom and
there was like a leak in the ceiling. So I
went under the sink got one of her bowls because
he has like a thousand of them. So I get
the bowl and I put it where the water was
leaking in the silly and I wake up, or she
wakes me up about four or five hours later, with

(01:28:04):
the bowl in my face, and she's like, did you
pee in my bowl?

Speaker 22 (01:28:09):
And I was like what.

Speaker 20 (01:28:11):
She was like, there's water in my bowl, it's by
the toilet. Did you pee in my bowl? I was like, Grandma,
like like, listen to yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
There was a toilet, there's a bowl.

Speaker 20 (01:28:22):
Why would I pee in the bowl and there's a toilet.
And she's like, nope, nope, you peed in my bowl.
I don't understand why you were pee in my bowl
and there's a toilet right there. Grandma Hodelfo and like
she's ninety years old right now, well actually ninety three,
but she was ninety when it happened, and till this
day she's like, Yep, I'm pretty sure you peed in
my bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:28:40):
Y right, right, when's the last time. When's the last
time you told your grandmother, you really need to clear
the air here. Was it very it was it long ago?
Or was it recent?

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
It was recent? It was recent.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
Still she won't let go.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
She still does not believe.

Speaker 20 (01:28:56):
Me, and she and the funny part about it is
so she was like, wit to your dad gets home
and so my my dag gets home and she's waiting
at the kitchen table with the bowl, and she was like,
ask your son what.

Speaker 19 (01:29:06):
He did with my bowl today.

Speaker 20 (01:29:12):
He was like, did you pee in her bowl? I
was like, Dad, she's ninety, she's ninety years old. Come on,
do you think I would pee in the bowl?

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Come on, God, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
But if you think about it, Roy, at the end
of the day, it's it's something that's so ridiculously stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
It's not that big of a deal, but it is
a big deal to you because to this day, all
these years later, your your beloved grandmother still doesn't believe you.
And you need for her to believe you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
You're gonna have to convince her.

Speaker 20 (01:29:37):
I'd meet before before she passes anything. I need her
to Yeah, I believe me.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
I did not let her know in your bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
I love your grandmother. I love you, but we've we've
got to come to an understanding here. This has been
bothered at all. Right, Well, good luck for you.

Speaker 20 (01:29:53):
Can I tell you one more thing?

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
Absolutely?

Speaker 20 (01:29:56):
Hey, So, I've been living in Iowa now for about
I want to say five six years. When I first
moved to Iowa, I really didn't know too many people,
really didn't know what was going on. I was living
in Des Moines at the time. I liveden to see
the rabbids. Now I turned the radio on, I heard
your voice for the first time. I was like, these
guys sound kind of interesting. Kept you on for a

(01:30:20):
couple more months after that. I actually met you guys
at the Iowa stay Fair before you had your surgery.
I met you, so, I mean, I've loved you ever
since then. So for about six years now, you guys
have been my favorite radio station. So I love you guys, and.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
So I love hearing that.

Speaker 19 (01:30:36):
I love Danielle, I love all you guys.

Speaker 24 (01:30:39):
Roy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
That's so cool. Thank you so much. You know, I
love hearing that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
Every day we talked to different different types of people,
people who've been listening to us for twenty something years
and people who are just now listening to us for
the very first time. And I think you just gave
those new listeners the instructions you got to listen for
several months. Otherwise this crap doesn't make any sense at all.
I'm glad you start with this.

Speaker 20 (01:31:02):
Thank you so much, Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
Well, thanks for your loyalty all these years. Hold on, Roy,
thanks for your and tell your mom hello, get over it.
Don't be it anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
Bolt.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Yeah, yeah, the toilet bowl is technically a bowl. Hold
on one second. Excellent.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
I love that he moved somewhere, didn't have any friends.
Turn on the radio and hear his friends are every day.
I love that.

Speaker 30 (01:31:32):
I was show.

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
So I was doing those kettle bell lifts or whatever
it is yesterday and I pulled something in my leg.
It only hurts when I well breathe, Okay, So I thought, oh,
maybe I can get out of working out today. So
I sent him a text. He's like, well, great, we

(01:31:55):
could work out upper body. All right, I'm going to
I need to so Charlie, I will be there. I
don't know what time. It makes me crazy, he did.
He did say, you know how much do you? I'm
not telling you how much I weigh. He said, well,
you know, we gotta like take it seriously. You gotta
start losing some weight. I said, well do I have to?

(01:32:17):
I mean, are you body shaming me? Can you ask
that to your trainer? He's body shaming. Part of his
job to body shame me?

Speaker 32 (01:32:29):
Here, call him of his job is to incentivize you
and maybe shame he will just call him.

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
Incentivize me and shame me. No, no, there should be
no shaming and dial dial what's that scary?

Speaker 24 (01:32:45):
You know?

Speaker 14 (01:32:45):
Speaking of working out, I want to know how you
find the inspiration? How do you find how do you
find it to like actually go and physically get yourself?

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
What's the mindset thing? Look, you know I'm not getting younger,
and uh, you know, I gotta get prepared for the
later and so I need to have somewhat of a
more solid foundation. Otherwise I'll just you know, you gotta
have some body strength in there, and you gotta, I
don't know, you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
Psych yourself up, do you like? Well?

Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
No, well, yeah, I pay. If you don't go, you pay,
I mean, you lose money if you don't know. So
having a trainer is accountability and I'm there.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
Yeah, because if you cancel. They you got to pay
for the session because someone else could have used.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
It, exactly. And I love Charles. Charles is great.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
I'm thinking of doing pilates again, like I used to
do pilates and I loved it with those.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
Machines, those tables, And.

Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
Then twenty twenty happened and COVID and I stopped going
because I nobody went to the gym thing anymore. But
now I'm thinking I might want to pick that up again.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
You should. I love, I love. It's one of those
things where it's like, oh God, and but once you're
they were like, oh, yeah, okay, just watch the clock
and get out as fast as possible.

Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
Yeah, that's inspiration for you. Scary because honestly, sometimes when
I don't want to work out and you push yourself,
at the end of it, you go, oh, I'm I'm
so happy that I just did that. You just feel
better about yourself and you have more energy and you
don't want to go to sleep right away.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
Yeah, or here he is?

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Is it?

Speaker 22 (01:34:08):
Charles?

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Where line as you go? And we've only tried to
call you fifteen times, I'm.

Speaker 19 (01:34:13):
On the train.

Speaker 9 (01:34:13):
I'm gonna lose you in a second.

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
Oh good, then this will go quick. You're only hereby.
They don't use any foul language. We love you. I
love you, by the way. But I feel like a
part of your job as a trainer is to sort
of like body shame a little bit, a little bit
like isn't that part of what you do, Like you
gotta make me feel a little a little icky to
make me like have incentive to like work out.

Speaker 19 (01:34:39):
You want to you're saying you want to rest.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
No, I'm not saying I want to rest. I just
told every when I got this little injury on my
leg yesterday. But lifting that big heavy ball. What's that
thing called, I don't know what it is called.

Speaker 22 (01:34:49):
It's the.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
Kettlebell, the heavy bowls.

Speaker 19 (01:34:54):
And so everyone everyone on the train's looking at me
like I'm weird.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
Well you are weird. Okay, I'll let you go, but
the thing is and then he says, well, you can
still come in and do upper body. I went, okay,
but you did say.

Speaker 9 (01:35:06):
I'm all right, I'm gonna let me, let me text.

Speaker 19 (01:35:08):
I'm gonna lose you any second.

Speaker 9 (01:35:10):
I'm literally I'm under the train is.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
Gonna go okay, all right, I'm gonna tell you nobody.
I'm gonna you're gonna hang out, he said, come September.

Speaker 19 (01:35:17):
You gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
You have to take this seriously, said.

Speaker 19 (01:35:20):
I'm gonna text you as soon as I'm out and
coming back.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
All right, goodbye, good bye, scary. So what just in
the text you pay for a storage unit? Why don't
you use that money to work out?

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
Pay so much money for that?

Speaker 16 (01:35:30):
Damn?

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
Hey, I got Charles the trainer back here. People think
it's funny I have a trainer.

Speaker 24 (01:35:36):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Okay, maybe you can't tell by looking at me, but
I do. Come on, hi, Charles.

Speaker 19 (01:35:42):
Don't say that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Okay. You know every time I make fun of myself,
he always he like slaps my hand. Stop saying that
about yourself.

Speaker 19 (01:35:50):
We don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
Well, no, we do, obviously we do.

Speaker 19 (01:35:54):
No, we think about the positives, okay, and.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 19 (01:35:58):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
So the point we were trying to make before you
became a weasel and hung up on us earlier.

Speaker 19 (01:36:03):
Are you live?

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
Yes? We are?

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
Oh my god, Okay, I know it's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
Just pretend we're not live and it'll be okay. So
my point was this what you were saying to me
because you asked me, Hey, how much do you weigh?
I said, it's none of your business. He's like, I'm
your trainer. Why can't I know?

Speaker 8 (01:36:20):
No?

Speaker 19 (01:36:21):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
And so you said, you know, you've got to get
serious about this, and I was like, what are you
talking about? Because I I come see you three times
a week. I'm getting serious now.

Speaker 19 (01:36:31):
Oh no putting words in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
Okay, what are you saying?

Speaker 9 (01:36:35):
I was saying, don't get down about that. Even if
it's only two days, it's very good.

Speaker 19 (01:36:42):
You know, you're just keeping yourself in the mix.

Speaker 9 (01:36:44):
And when life gets a little bit more back to
the normal nine to five grind.

Speaker 19 (01:36:49):
Then you can pick it back up and keep kicking ass.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
And by the way, this is for everyone. This is
a This is like a public service announcement, like, don't
be so hard on yourself because you're not hit the
gym as much as you typically.

Speaker 19 (01:37:02):
Do, right unless your name is Elvit.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
Okay, thanks, Okay, great, Well, you know I think I
lost a couple more pounds, but I'm not going to
tell you how much that was.

Speaker 19 (01:37:14):
But you look fantastic.

Speaker 9 (01:37:16):
You're doing amazing, and we're gonna keep We're gonna keep.

Speaker 19 (01:37:18):
Going at it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:19):
See Here's why I like working out with Charles. I've
had other trainers in the past. He doesn't push me
to the point where I'm just about to fall over.
For instance, there are other people who come to write gym.
They are beasts. I mean they are like non stop.
I mean we we do the necessary stuff. But it's
not like you gotta like constantly do it or you're
losing time or live to see another day exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
I think everybody wants different results too. You don't want
to be beast mode. You don't want to be like
nine packs, and you know that's not the life.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
You want a nine pack, you know, my god.

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
Instead of a six pack, A nine pack is like
real serious scary.

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
It is scary. As a question for you, wish your question.

Speaker 14 (01:38:00):
For Charles, Charles, is it true that cardio is overrated?
Because I have some friends that say that it's all
about resistance training and weights and things like that, and
all these fancy machines that look like they're doing a lot,
they don't really do a whole lot, and that treadmill
and cardio man overrated.

Speaker 9 (01:38:19):
That's no, it's a it's a valid point, but it's
not fully true.

Speaker 19 (01:38:24):
So there's like a hierarchy.

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
In order to you know, for people to people who
say trying to lose weight, resistance training is the most important.

Speaker 19 (01:38:36):
That's that is like your steak and potatoes.

Speaker 9 (01:38:40):
You know, from there, it becomes from there, it becomes
a time thing. So if someone can get three resistance
say three resistance training or four sessions a week, then
from there they can start to add in like a
little steady state cardio. But with the cardio itself, someone
can lose a little bit of weight, but they didn't

(01:39:01):
really put on more muscle, so to speak. So they're
really only going to become like a smaller version of
themselves with more.

Speaker 19 (01:39:08):
Chance of regaining that negative weight.

Speaker 4 (01:39:11):
So you're saying, both, you need to be building muscle,
but you need you need to get a little cardio
on there too. It's a healthy mix.

Speaker 9 (01:39:18):
Correct prioritizing the resistance training. So there was some good
truth to what your friend was saying.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
There you go, Now, what's that one machine you put
me on where I okay, I sit like this and
I put my legs really wide right and you have
to like push in these these two bars. Yeah, sort of,
I mean, and he's like you gotta you gotta get
your legs wider wider, and everyone in the in the
gym is like staring at us, like what are these
two dudes do it? And I know that is not

(01:39:46):
well so, I mean I never really feel it's like
it feels like it's tightening my my my birth giving muscles.

Speaker 9 (01:39:54):
Maybe a slight exaggeration, all right, Okay, I don't like
that one.

Speaker 19 (01:39:59):
It's it's the it's the Kaiser leg press.

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
Okay, what's a Kaiser? I heard that's a role in my.

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
Yeah, that's a piece of brand, that's what That's what
I put Taylor ham on.

Speaker 19 (01:40:09):
Yeah, Kaiser. Kaiser is just the name of the like
the equipment. It's a brand, like Life Fitness Kaiser.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
Okay, we give it a dirty n yeah anyway, all right,
well look, thanks for being on, Charles. I will be
in today, even though you caused an injury in my
leg yesterday.

Speaker 19 (01:40:25):
I love you.

Speaker 8 (01:40:29):
Well.

Speaker 19 (01:40:29):
Can you please come back so we can call another one?

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
Yes, I will.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
I love you, Charles. I'll talk to you a little bit.

Speaker 19 (01:40:34):
Okay, I love you guys too.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
All right, such a great guy. Really lucked out meeting
this guy. He's really really super nice.

Speaker 5 (01:40:42):
Well, he needs to get his hands on scared.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
My takeaway is I don't have to do cardio, you
know what.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Start Start with the weights and stuff and the resistance
training and just move into it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
The more fancy the machine, I think, the less benefit
it has for you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:55):
Okay, don't overthink it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
Walk, Scary Garry, what.

Speaker 13 (01:40:58):
Kind of resistance training? Are you?

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Standing up from the couch?

Speaker 5 (01:41:02):
Resist going to the gym?

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
I resist saying no to this cheeseburger. Yeah, the third doughnut,
I'm resisting the fourth. Our friend Tommy Jadario hosts I've
Never Said This Before. It's a podcast where he interviews
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Speaker 36 (01:41:24):
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Speaker 4 (01:41:32):
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Speaker 7 (01:41:46):
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Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
One helpis web Maybe you'll calm down.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
A little and the morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
Is it time for the answers meet?

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
Well, so you ask, how does one play? The answer
is meat. It's simple. The answer is meat.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Okay, I follow so far, so no matter what happens,
that's the answer.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
The answer is meat.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Meat.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
Okay. Seems like it would be difficult to get this
game wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
Seems like it seems like it. All right, Uh, let's
take a run. Let's see what happens here. Let's go
talk to Courtney. Hello, Courtney, welcome to the answer is meat.
How are you today?

Speaker 7 (01:42:30):
Hello lady, good morning?

Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
Wait on, all right, so ready for the answer is meat.
I am all right. What is your father's name?

Speaker 19 (01:42:43):
Brian? Damn it?

Speaker 24 (01:42:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
Sorry, The answer is meat, John, Hold on. This happens
every single time. Learn Good morning, Zach, Yo, Yo, what's so?
What's up?

Speaker 19 (01:43:08):
Zach?

Speaker 20 (01:43:09):
There?

Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
He is there, he is, there's Zach. Okay. Ready, where
are you calling from?

Speaker 20 (01:43:14):
I'm calling from Binghamton, New York.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
Perfect Now listen closely. Finish this phrase. It's a wonderful
sandwich that we eat. Women go to Philadelphia. They make
it better than anyone else. Welcome to, the answer is meat.
Finish this phrase. Philly cheese.

Speaker 25 (01:43:33):
Is no.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
Philly. It's Philly cheese, barbarstreisand I wish we were I
wish we were playing. The answer is Barbarstris. Okay, all right,
Zach didn't get it. It's just some people are texting in.

Speaker 19 (01:43:49):
They're mad.

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
I know, Hey, Michael, Welcome to. The answer is meat.
You get this at ihop and you pour syrup over
the top.

Speaker 20 (01:43:58):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
Fairy kicks?

Speaker 9 (01:44:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
Is this a joke being punked by every listener.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
I'm asking a question, answers meat. Let's go talk to
a Christina. Hi, Christina, Hi, Hi. We have an extra
day in February because it's leap.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
Year.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
The answer is.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Leap meat.

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
Don't give away the answers, I mean we do already.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Who was that?

Speaker 4 (01:44:45):
Okay, hold on, let me go to the next one.
Welcome to. The answer is meet Christine. Oh, Hi Goring,
Hello Christine. You put your gloves on your hands, you
put your shoes on your No, Froggy, don't give away
the answer on the answer is meat. Damn man, We've

(01:45:07):
got rules here.

Speaker 13 (01:45:10):
Frustrating.

Speaker 4 (01:45:11):
Hi Bob, Hello, monkeys, holda of that. Hey, question in
the answer is meat. What country is directly north of
the United States?

Speaker 9 (01:45:24):
Oh I know this. I want to see.

Speaker 22 (01:45:27):
The answer is hairspray.

Speaker 4 (01:45:30):
No, the answer is meet. Hold on.

Speaker 19 (01:45:33):
That weird.

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
It is weird. The whole thing's weird. The whole thing
is just making me mad. People are yelling, people are texting,
and oh my god, these people are so stupid. We
live in a world of idiots. I can't believe this.
I'm yelling at the f N radio right now. I
can't understand what's going on.

Speaker 13 (01:45:50):
How they feel?

Speaker 8 (01:45:52):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Okay, that was Bob. Dawn is next, Dawn? Hi, Hey, Dawn, Hi,
where's Daniel? Says due one? Darn well, welcome to The
answer is meat. How are you doing this morning?

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
I'm fine?

Speaker 15 (01:46:08):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (01:46:09):
How are you fine?

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
Here we go on.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
The answer is meat. When you go to the theater,
they tell you please find your.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
See No, it's not seat.

Speaker 4 (01:46:24):
The answer is meet boy. People can't get it. I'm
up math. Let's see how people do with math. Maybe
math will help. But Hi, David, I'm just I'm having
just the best date today. We're playing. The answer is meat.
How much is three times six?

Speaker 10 (01:46:44):
Three times is eighteen?

Speaker 9 (01:46:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
The answer the answer is meat.

Speaker 5 (01:46:56):
That would have been the first time I got a
math question, right.

Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
Yeah, you just did the answers me. You knew the answer?
All right? One more because I I can't. I can't.
I just can't. Hello, Jesse, Hi, Hello, are you okay?
Welcome to the answer is me.

Speaker 19 (01:47:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
My heart so hard right now.

Speaker 15 (01:47:20):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 4 (01:47:22):
I hope you get this. Which family my name? Which
family is featured on Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
The Kardashians Now, hold on, hold on, I know this.

Speaker 4 (01:47:41):
The Answers Meet, really, I mean, we can go all day,
but we really shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
I mean, this is terrifying.

Speaker 4 (01:47:49):
I don't I don't want to push another button, a
button to push if we had one, I don't know.
Let's just let's just call it a day, all right.
Where's the music? Thank you for playing? The answer is meat.

Speaker 8 (01:48:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
I cannot believe it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:09):
I mean I can because it happened. Put it's outrage.

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
I'm just going to pick up a line at random.

Speaker 19 (01:48:15):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
Hello, who is this this?

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
Melissa?

Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
Melissa? On Halloween you scream it out loud. Welcome to
the Answers Meet. By the way, on Halloween, you scream
out trick or trick or meat day. The answer is

(01:48:42):
the Answers Meet.

Speaker 19 (01:48:44):
He congratulations.

Speaker 4 (01:48:45):
No, I don't think this is great at all. If anything,
this is proving we're otherwise. All right, Well, thank you
for winning on the Answers Meet. What do you have
for Melissa?

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
Anything good?

Speaker 4 (01:48:56):
For all that you got to give away? Something?

Speaker 9 (01:48:59):
Look?

Speaker 14 (01:49:00):
A T shirt and a companion copy of Elvis Durant
where I begin the Booky.

Speaker 11 (01:49:05):
Okay, oh that's great.

Speaker 26 (01:49:07):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
I listened to you all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
Well, thank you for me the only voice of reason today.

Speaker 8 (01:49:16):
But I could not listen to those people anymore.

Speaker 20 (01:49:18):
I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:49:19):
Look, it's the Answers Me. Hold on one second, Melissa,
she's lying eighteen okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:49:25):
It's the weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:49:26):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 4 (01:49:27):
Your what office the Black Eyed Peace.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
Hey, this is Samiti Gomez with Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:49:41):
Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:49:44):
Hey, Froggy, I don't believe the story you told me.
Can you tell everyone of the story.

Speaker 22 (01:49:50):
See if you guys believe this. So, my mom and
dad were in town over the weekend, and my mom
is complaining. Every time I see my parents, they always
want me to fix their electronics. So my mom was like,
my iPad is so slow, And I said, well, do
you want me to take a look at it. She's like,
I did what you told me, and I closed the apps.
Every time I looked, every apps closed. So I open
up Safari and as I open up a Sofari, the

(01:50:12):
iPad comes to a screeching halt. That does nothing. So
I hit the tab button, you know, the little two
windows seat. So how many tabs are open? There's three
hundred and nineteen tabs open?

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:50:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:50:25):
So every time she opens Safari, it's refreshing three hundred
and nineteen websites.

Speaker 4 (01:50:31):
That's a lot. That's a lot of websites.

Speaker 22 (01:50:35):
She says, well, I can't close all three hundred and
nineteen of them. We'll be here for a week. She said,
what will we do? I said, mom, you can google
how do I close all tabs at once? So we
googled it together we closed it. iPad fixed.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
See look at okay. So I must commend you, Froggy.
You had patience with your mom. You know a lot
of people lose patience with their parents. I know scary
when he deals with his mom and dad, Like, what's
their latest.

Speaker 14 (01:51:00):
My mom will start a text message to me. I reply,
she responds back on What's App. So then I have
to go find out the reply on What's App. And
then she responds back to me again on Facebook Messenger.
She's got no concept of keeping the conversation in one format.

Speaker 4 (01:51:18):
They just don't know. I mean, they know enough to
be dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:51:21):
You know my mom does this. So I will text
my sister in law, my sister, and my mom all
in one text, right, and I'll tell them what's going
on family.

Speaker 13 (01:51:30):
But blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (01:51:31):
So I'll go, Ma, you never answered the text. She goes, Oh,
I thought that was for your sister and your and Robin,
And I go, you're on it. I know, come on,
you couldn't read it if you weren't attached to it. Oh,
I was reading their text messages.

Speaker 4 (01:51:48):
How could you read their text? She has no concept,
no cond So you want to know. Look, you love
your mom and dad. They taught you how to do
everything you do, and they supported you when you need
to support it. You need to be patient with your
mom and dad.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
Oh yeah, totally, No, you need to my dad one time.

Speaker 21 (01:52:04):
So first of all, let's start with the fact that
he has a flip phone and he recently broke it
and somehow bought another flip phone. So I need to
talk to whoever sold him that phone because I'm upset
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
But he got a new car and he said he
kept hearing this sound in the car, and I got
in the car.

Speaker 21 (01:52:17):
Couldn't hear it. My sister couldn't hear it. He was like,
I can't tell you, but I'm telling you there's something
wrong with this car. Takes it back to the dealership
screaming at everybody about what's wrong with the car.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
They come and sit in the car.

Speaker 8 (01:52:26):
Hear it.

Speaker 21 (01:52:27):
It was the alarm on his cell phone. He set
an alarm on his phone, didn't even know so it
would go off.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
He thought it was a car.

Speaker 5 (01:52:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
Out of the dealership about it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:35):
I was like, oh my god, you love them. You
gotta have patient.

Speaker 22 (01:52:39):
My parents getting notifications on news sites and stuff, and
my dad's like, why does a notification show up on
this device and not this device, my dad, because you
already agnownced it on this device. Even wanted to show
up across all set off. Well, I wanted to show
up on all of them like, well, then don't answer
it on the one day, it's hard to explain patient.

Speaker 4 (01:52:58):
Patient.

Speaker 32 (01:53:00):
You're gonna think I'm making this up, but I'm not. Okay,
So I was where my dad. I was sitting in
the my parents house where my dad keeps his iPad,
and I see this little strip of paper with like
web addresses written on it, and it's like the long
web address, you know, like slash B five D NK.

Speaker 4 (01:53:17):
I go, Dad, what's this?

Speaker 32 (01:53:19):
And my mom and my dad goes, well, your mother
said that if I wanted to go back to that
website to use a bookmark. So I've been writing down
these web like no, Dad, like, you can bookmark it
in the in Safari.

Speaker 4 (01:53:32):
He goes, how do you do that? I mean like
he would sit there and type in these like words
and slashes.

Speaker 7 (01:53:41):
It's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
But they know how to use stuff we don't know
how to use. So that's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:53:46):
A rotary phone, A.

Speaker 4 (01:53:49):
Rotary phone, Oh my god, I haven't used one of
those since I was a baby. Exactly. Rotary you put
your finger in a hole and you pull it all over.

Speaker 5 (01:53:59):
To the go what's the noise that makes.

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
Set One of those was like, what in the heck
is this?

Speaker 15 (01:54:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
And my mom laughed at me.

Speaker 4 (01:54:08):
So text messagees. My mom thought the only emoji she
had was the first page of smiley faces. She had
no idea there were other emojis, but you can swipe
through them. She's had a smartphone for seven years, didn't
know of the world of emojis that awaited her. It's okay, though,
but like I said before, and I'll say it again,
just be patient with them. They mean, well, they just

(01:54:30):
don't know. Are you trying to call someone d My.

Speaker 22 (01:54:33):
Dad hates emojis, Like, if you send my dad an emoji,
he won't respond because he doesn't like them. He's like,
I don't want to use emojis.

Speaker 19 (01:54:40):
I don't know what that is?

Speaker 4 (01:54:41):
Too much artwork.

Speaker 21 (01:54:43):
Our parents taught us how to use like a toilet
and forks, and they didn't laugh at us.

Speaker 3 (01:54:47):
They didn't us.

Speaker 4 (01:54:48):
They taught us how to wipe our butts exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:54:50):
You just got to be patient with them, Like I.

Speaker 4 (01:54:52):
Said, that wipe our buds.

Speaker 5 (01:54:53):
It was a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:54:54):
They had a lot of my but got a clean
around there, I know. But so so you know, the
patience you must have for your parents. Very important stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:55:03):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:55:10):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody, everybody,