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Alex joins us to talk about Elvis and his interesting encounter at a restaurant, plus the pineapple myth. We also talk to a listener about her first vacation with her husband on the Norwegian Cruise Line!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Elvis Durand Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Elvis is that good friend and it's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Morning Show is just certainting.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It gets you peppy, it gets you moved a little bit.
I mean, I'll hot a new track for you.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Mister Rand and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
In the Morning Show, Hey, where is where's Producer Sam?

Speaker 5 (00:24):
I think she's in her little studio.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
We have a little bit of a debate, and I
think we could kind of maybe pop the top on
that if Producer Sam could. But let me go find
her home on running.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
She's running there, she goes, this.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Is almost the same. Well, we've had this debate on
our show before, but now it's like a different a
different type of debate. So so you and your mom
went to the grocery store.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
We went to a store to buy pots and pans.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay, oh okay, that's right, you went pots and pan shopping. Okay.

Speaker 7 (00:52):
So in that store and my mom gifted me a
beautiful set. It was actually pretty expensive. And when we
got to the car and she was going through their
re seat, she saw they did not ring up the
pots and pants at all.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
How many pieces in this set?

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Well, this was an eleven piece set.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
In a retail actual retail price.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Not three hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
So you got to the car and looked at the
receipt and realized that the person did not ring up
the three hundred dollars pot pan and pot set, pound
pod pots and pants. Yeah. And the thing is is,
while you guys were at the cash register, the whoever
was ringing you up said something about how life just
isn't great right now.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
Well, we had a very nervous cashier and she clearly
objectively was just not good at her job, like we
had a lot of problems, and she was vocalizing to us, Oh, sorry, Laura,
I'm not really you know, she was.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Right, okay, okay. So they get up to the car,
they look at their re seat and they realized that
this three hundred dollars pots and pants set is not
even on the receipt. They didn't pay a penny for it,
all right. So the question is do you run inside,
have them scan it and then you pay for it,
or do you put the car into drive and drive away.

(02:05):
So your idea was to do what I panicked.

Speaker 7 (02:07):
I wanted to go in and pay for it immediately.
And then my mom said that we might be getting
this girl in trouble because she didn't ring us up
and we were probably gonna have to go to customer service,
not her.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, the name of the story is not bed Beth
and be gone. I don't know what the name of
the place was. But okay, So we have several opinions
going on around here. I just I can't believe that, because,
as you will feel about your opinion, your opinion is
the only way you should reach Oh yeah, let me
go talk to Chaz, who's very adamant about how he's feeling. Hi, Chaz,

(02:45):
thanks for listening.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
By the way, good morning.

Speaker 9 (02:48):
I love your show.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh, thank you, thank you so much. Now, so what's
on your mind As far as uh, well, I'm not
going to give my opinion, but as far as Sam
and her mom stealing pots and pants, go right, I
don't want to weigh it. Well, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (03:03):
In my opinion, it is totally stealing because whenever you
go shopping, whether it's grocery, clothes, whatever, you kind of
have a running total in your mind how much you
should spend. So there's a difference between like maybe a
thirty cent gap and a three hundred dollars gap and
what you should have had to pay. So at that time,
it's really it really becomes stealing because you kind of

(03:25):
knew what you should have spent.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
But hold on now, Chads is saying, we knew we
walked out with the improper price, and that's just not true.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
That's different.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
But you didn't drive away. You were in the parking
lot and you right, But it's not.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Like we wrung up and were like, quick, go go go.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I have questions, Well, you're about to quit, drive, drive drive,
but we.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
Did not realize the price gap and when we were
bringing wrung up for sure.

Speaker 9 (03:44):
But if you're at the registeran she says, well, you're
totally eleven hundred dollars, then it should have been like
fourteen hundred. A light bulb should have went off.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Didn't register that.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I gotta be honest, My light bulb would not have
registered either, Chads. But because I'm just don't, I don't
pay attention to life. What what? What's your name?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Conn Dandie?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
This is me.

Speaker 10 (04:02):
I was thinking the same thing as Chaz. What other
stuff did you buy? What was the total when you
walked out?

Speaker 6 (04:07):
I don't know what the total was, but mom went
shopping for her house.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
As well, so Chaz has he has officially posted his opinion.
You would have been Steve when had you not gone back?
All right, By the way, we still don't know what
you did. Don't tell me, all right, Thank you, Chaz,
thanks for listening to us. Thank you. Let me go
talk to Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte, Charlotte set Hi, Charlotte, Welcome

(04:29):
to the show. How you do it?

Speaker 11 (04:31):
I'm gay?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Are you doing well? So you used to work at
you work it at pet Smart? Are you used to, right? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (04:38):
I used to.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, And this actually happened to a friend of yours
who was at the cash register, tell us what happened.

Speaker 11 (04:44):
Yeah, So I was working at the cash register next
to him, and he was ringing up someone who bought
like a lot of pet food whatever, and there was
a case of dog food underneath the cart that he
didn't see. It was like twelve cans of like the
yellow pierian of stuff. And the customer walked out and
almost immediately came back, and like the manager was right
there and told him, oh, you know, he forgot to
bring up the can. So it was like a big deal,

(05:05):
like they run up the cans he paid for it
no problem, But then my friend got written up over it.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
See that's stupid, that's so silly. Look, I know, I'm
I'm sure they tell you, Charlotte, hey, make sure you
take a look down at the bottom rack of the basket.

Speaker 11 (05:18):
Right, Yeah, they absolutely do. But I mean it was
less to it was like, what less than twelve dollars?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
I mean, yeah, get to getting renting out. I mean,
you know, I actually went to a grocery store once
and they actually had a camera down there, like just
like Wendy Williams shoe can all right. So so you're
saying that when you do go back and do the
honest things, sometimes that employee can get written up.

Speaker 11 (05:42):
Yeah, And I mean it's that cashier already felt like
she was on a shaky ground. I mean, my friend
wasn't well liked where we worked, and I think that
was part of the reason he probably got recommended the
way that he did. So, I mean, the cash she's
already telling me that they don't feel well about the situation.
I wouldn't for them under the buck.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Wow, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I don't see why you can't just go in and
repurchase it, like exactly. The cashier Hey, I forgot to
buy this. I want to purchase and just park.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well for managers watching they see it happen. I don't know.
I hate to hear that. Hello, Anna, how are you hi? Yeah?
So your opinion is this? What do you think?

Speaker 13 (06:18):
What?

Speaker 12 (06:18):
That's good?

Speaker 14 (06:19):
They gave it to us, especially the departments didn't pay
for that.

Speaker 12 (06:23):
They wrack up the prices so high all the time.

Speaker 15 (06:25):
Oh no, Anna, I love you, no way, hold on.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Anna, and I love that you listen to us, and
I do appreciate it, but you are just so awful
if you're going.

Speaker 14 (06:43):
I believe in karma, people good and everything else, but
that is going to lose her job and I.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Have pans coming to me.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
So you believe, you believe that it is karma, but
it's bad. But the store has bad karma because they
charge you so much money. It's good for people to
take free stuff every once in a while.

Speaker 14 (07:04):
Actually you take it out of they had it.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
They had in the car. Oh my god, Anna, oh
your front baby. I love you. I love you, but
thanks for listening, and I don't.

Speaker 13 (07:17):
Know love you Anna.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Normally I would agree with Anna.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, So Daniel, how do you feel about it? Because
you're you're sort of famous on the show for stealing things.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, so normally I would agree with Anna. But to me,
it's a very high priced item. So if it's fifty dollars,
they're under I would have said, yeah, you know what.

Speaker 16 (07:37):
Cut off for steeling gifts.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Really, it's still stealing.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
It's not stealing.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yes, it is not stealing because I didn't deliberately walk
out of the store with the.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Daniel. Daniel, you're in the parking lot and you see
that you have a three hundred dollars box of pots
and pans. You didn't pay for it, or a forty
nine dollars pan. Let's say you're not going to go
in and pay for it. You're in the parking lot,
you haven't driven away. Oh you know what sucks. This
woman is in a bad place no matter what, because
she would have going back in.

Speaker 17 (08:11):
I think would have saved the woman's job, because if
you think about it, that short that Rechi is gonna
come up three hundred dollars short.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
No, according to that register, those pots and pans never
walked past that Thresholder camera somewhere is going to pick
that up.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Maybe not, maybe not.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
The manager could be in trouble. You know what's up, Gandhi.

Speaker 10 (08:32):
This exact same thing happened with my mom and I
over sixteen dollars, and we got out of the car
and walked back in and paid the sixteen dollars. Yeah,
my mom was like, Nope, this isn't happening.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Are such a good person she is.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
I think the lower price would have been easier. Guys,
I think a lower price would have been.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Easier because my mom wouldn't have had as much fear
for that girl's job. I think something about the price
point equally freaked my mom out.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
I'm not buying the fear for the job.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Oh no, you don't have to. My mom's a great person.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Such a little effort to walk back in and pay
for it, all right, Well, now we don't know what
they did. So so you and your mom went shopping,
got out to the car, and realized while looking at
the receipt, there was a three hundred dollars pots and
pans set missing off the receipt. Your mother said we
should We shouldn't take it in. It'll get her fired.

(09:24):
You said we should take it in. What did you do?

Speaker 7 (09:26):
She made me go into the store, get the employee,
you bring her to the car and have her bring
us to.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
A secret register so she wouldn't get in trouble and
bring up the pants.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Way over to behind.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
It was extra, Michelle is extra.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
But that was nicely.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Okay, there you go, all right, so we all agree
you did the right thing. You preserve her job. At
the same time you paid.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Yes, and Mom felt like double o seven.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
That's an expensive thing.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
It was so funny we found a secret register.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Now where was it was just the customer service one.
No one was used saying.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Okay, come on, you're all good.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
We're good, and I'm not I'm not cooking on cursed potware.

Speaker 13 (10:05):
That was my right.

Speaker 16 (10:07):
I would worry about.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
I'm going to get food poisoning from the universe.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Every dish you would have made it, those pots of
paths would.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Have been cursed exactly, house fire or something.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's like, oh my god, my bash and mouse house
is curdling. I will thank you, thank you, and thank
your mom for doing the right thing.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Thanks for the pots.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
All right, there you go.

Speaker 16 (10:25):
And I'm glad that Daniel's got to cut off of
forty nine dollars Friday.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I don't believe for one minute you would return everything.

Speaker 13 (10:33):
Oh.

Speaker 16 (10:33):
Absolutely, I would be worried about Carmen. I would think
this pot that was going to burn my house down,
because I'll tell you we.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Were at the home depot and uh, we bought that.
We couldn't get this this I think I told this
story Wach. We couldn't get this screwdriver set to a
scan and finally Alex said, okay, there it goes. So, okay,
got it, paid for it, got out to the car.
It was on the self checkout, Yeah, and it wasn't
on the thing. I said, we got to go back
in and pay it and he said, nah, we'll come
back later.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Did you come back?

Speaker 16 (11:00):
No, hasn't happened yet, still do this day.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
It bothers me. What's up this?

Speaker 13 (11:09):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
This is el Jump, this is pretty spears.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Elvisan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
So Alex and I went out to dinner last night
and we're sitting at the bar. We love to sit
at the bar and someone said, hey, you know where
do you guys live? And I looked at him and
it was a guy and his I guess his wife
right with an attack he hat well, okay, you never
know if they're listening, you know. So we're like, oh,

(11:46):
we we live, you know, over that way. I didn't
really give an a dress or anything. No, really, what
town do you live in? We're like, uh, well, we
live in you know, blah blah blah. He said, well,
we live right up the road. I mean really, he's
like right up the road. He said.

Speaker 18 (11:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
He said, you guys should come over for her, And
then that's when I said, what's your name? I'm not
kidding you. That was exactly how the conversation went, right, Yes, totally.
It was like from zero to sixty in three seconds.
What are you doing? Or do you come here a lot?
How long have you lived around here?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Again?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
You should come to dinner. I'm a great cook. And
I'm like, oh again, what's your name?

Speaker 19 (12:25):
I don't even remember if they gave us their name? So,
you know, okay, So I believe that they were trying
to pick up Elvis.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I think they were trying to pick up both of us.

Speaker 19 (12:37):
And this was a straight couple, a man and a wife.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Well, straight to bed, well, or he could like to go,
you know, he could like to experiment and she watches
I don't know. You can fill in the blanks anyway.

Speaker 16 (12:50):
Anyway, he hides in the closet. Well, yeah, yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Make you nervous because nowadays, like you don't know what
the hell you could have and just to come up
to you and be like, hey, there, come over and
make your dinner, like.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Well, we're probably not gonna make it for dinner. Maybe dessert,
I don't know, nothing nothing.

Speaker 16 (13:11):
No serving the big at dinner or no.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
All right, so look, you know what, there is a
chance that we were way off base and it's just
our gut feeling and they could be wrong, but I
don't know, it seems pretty obvious. No, I think one
hundred that was all.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh my gosh, that's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well, you know, you did hear him say something like
behind like we weren't he said.

Speaker 19 (13:34):
Yeah, what I heard him whispering something that I forgot
what he said, but I looked at Elvis.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I said he said something about, yeah that could be fun.
That could be fun. You like that, Yeah, they could
be fun. They could be fun. Anyway, So here's my
here's my point. So we were assuming that we were approached.
I'm not. I'm at ninety eight percent thinking that that
was it was like a swinger thing, right. So I'm
guessing now, if you're a swinger and you like to,

(14:00):
you know, approach people at bars or whatever, you have
to be very aggressive. Otherwise it's just someone being nice.
You know, you're like, oh the pleasantries, Hello, how are you?
Other than that, it's like, Hi, who are you? Where
do you live? We live right up the street. Come
have dinner. I mean, is that I got a swinger
on the line. Let me go ask her Brittany on
line seven. Hey Brittany, good morning, Good morning, Brittany. So

(14:23):
you are a swinger. You're saying you liked the word swinger.
It's just so dated sounding. I don't know, it sounds
like something.

Speaker 20 (14:29):
From the nineteen I'm actually not a swinger, but me
and my gay best friend, an older couple tried to
pick us up and take us home to swing with them.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh, you've been asked to swing? Okay, I totally accuse
you of being a swinger.

Speaker 15 (14:43):
Okay, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Did you guys go home with him?

Speaker 20 (14:46):
No, we didn't. We were in our early twenties and
they were probably in their sixties. But they were a
great looking couple. And they were so nice, just buying
a shop all night, and then all of a sudden
she was like, oh, do you want to come home
with us? And we were like to hang out and
she was like no to like, you know, have sex,
and I was like, oh, no, thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
So there it goes my I think my theory is correct.
If you want to pick people up, you've got to
be very direct and very aggressive and say no for sex,
and you have to leave them up with shots. By
the way, they didn't buy shots last night. No, they
didn't buy I guess we're not worthy of shots.

Speaker 20 (15:23):
They brought us a lot of shots. And my gay
best friend was like, I don't get with women, but
thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, all right, well there you go. So but you
knew exactly what was going on because she got to
the point and used the word sex. I mean there
was no way to yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 13 (15:40):
All right.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Well, best of luck to you. Thanks for sharing that
with you. If ever you do decide to say yes
to them, you've got to call our show promise definitely.

Speaker 21 (15:48):
Well.

Speaker 20 (15:49):
I listened to you guys every morning and you guys
are great.

Speaker 21 (15:53):
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Thank you. Brittany. By the way, someone Brittany so much,
just sent a text and I bet they wanted to
take you home and eat your.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Mister kidney or something.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, oh god, you've heard the stories. Thank you, Brittany.
Let's go talk to line four and Raven. Raven got
invited over and actually went and she swung. Talk about it.
How was your night?

Speaker 21 (16:14):
Hi?

Speaker 22 (16:15):
It was very interesting?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Interesting? Is this something you've done before or was this
a like a one off thing or what?

Speaker 22 (16:22):
No, this is a one time thing. It was a
New Year's party. They had an open bar, so we
were drinking quite a bit and this couple approached us
and we went home with them with me and my
best friend.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Right, and did you say, did you spend the night
or did you do your thing and head out?

Speaker 13 (16:44):
No?

Speaker 22 (16:44):
We sent them night and they drove us back to
get my car after.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Well, and I'll be really clear, I'm not condoning anyone
for swinging. That's that's not at all, that's not us. Well,
but you know, if you're trying to pick someone up
to go home with you and they don't, they're not
into it as we are not last night, we weren't anyway. Uh,
I'm like it's okay where you do your thing, will

(17:11):
not do that thing, but you do that thing. So Raven,
would have you done it again since that night?

Speaker 22 (17:16):
Uh? No, No, that was the one and only time
that's ever happened, right.

Speaker 13 (17:21):
I know.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
But you look back on it and you laugh, and
it's a part of your journey, part of your story,
right exactly.

Speaker 22 (17:27):
That's one story that will stay with me forever.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, and then you'll tell it on the radio, which
I'm loving. All right, Raven, Well, thank you, happy swinging.
If you change your mind, we're right here, call it
all right. Thanks. Yeah, but okay, let me ask you this.
Can we just talk honestly? Now, what if you and
I were out and it was a guy and he
was like really attractive, would we consider it? Yeah, we

(17:53):
would have a conversation.

Speaker 19 (17:54):
But the way they approached us last night, They're like, hey,
I want to come over to Iowa house with then
we didn't even get to know their names nothing.

Speaker 16 (18:03):
There was no ice breaking, there was nothing to break,
the no foreplay.

Speaker 19 (18:09):
Just like, Hey, you guys are cool, you want to
come over our house for dinner. I'm a real great chef,
And I'm like, what, Yeah, I was caught off.

Speaker 16 (18:18):
God, yeah, frog, did either one of them have pineapples
on of any kind?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, so you know the pineapple story.

Speaker 16 (18:23):
Yeah, I like hope, I believe this. And I asked
this because I posted a picture on my Instagram story
and it's got my dog standing at the door, and
we said, this is the welcome committee. Well on our
door is this artsy pineapple that's hanging on the door, right.
Everybody says that's the way you welcome swingers over. Well,
we've lived here for two and a half years with
that pineapple in the door. Nobody's ever come over to

(18:44):
our house. So either we're unattractive or the pineapple thing
is not true.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well, okay, to be fair, pineapples are not just for swingers.
Pineapple is like it's the universal old school sign of welcome,
you know that kind of thing. So if you see
someone with a pineapple, don't automatically assume they want you
to do them.

Speaker 16 (18:58):
Okay, what about the pineapple and the grocery cart upside
down that's supposed to be looking for swingers?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, now you're out of your mind. Yeah, gandhi, So.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
For future reference for other people, I know you guys
said that this guy approached you in an aggressive way.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
How would you like to be approached?

Speaker 3 (19:13):
What would work?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Not like that?

Speaker 13 (19:16):
Talk?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah? Yeah, let's just so you know, we're sitting next
to you at a bar and we just start talking
and we you don't just jump right into the where
do you live? How far away do you live? We
live right down the street. Come on, come on, where
you living?

Speaker 23 (19:28):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
You know our names? I tell you what we've got. Katherine.
Catherine is online twenty four. She can talk about how
to approach people at a bar as a swinger. Catherine,
you you have a little bit of experience. I'm not
swing shaming you. I'm just saying we've heard that you've.

Speaker 12 (19:44):
Done that game.

Speaker 15 (19:45):
We have a lot of fun, so there's no shame here.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Okay, go right ahead. Now. The way they approached this
last night, do you find it was a little abrasive?

Speaker 15 (19:55):
Yeah, I mean I would have I would have been.
You know, we kind of or play with people or
you know, get to see if anybody's looking at us,
and if they are, then we you know, you just
it's kind of like dating. You know, you're not going
to sit in here and like go in and hurt somebody.
You know, emotionally, you're just here to have fun and
enjoy them. And if it's not, you know, something that

(20:16):
everybody wants to do, then we certainly wouldn't do what
they did.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
No, well, I don't know. I've asked Alex three times.
He has yet to give me a yes or no.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Something tells me that we wouldn't rule it out night no,
last night, that.

Speaker 15 (20:32):
They're in a stable relationship. And I've been married to
my husband for twenty five years, and to keep the
spark alive, we like we enjoy other people and other energy.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
So right now, I got that, but last night ruled
out because there was a woman involved in I say
that with all due respect. I'm sorry. Right, Well, look, Catherine,
so you're saying more of a more of a flirty thing,
like like you're talking to someone that you want to
go out on a date with at a bar. It's
just simple, no pressure, relaxing conversation and you and at

(21:06):
that point you just kind of see where it goes.
You don't try to force.

Speaker 15 (21:09):
It, right, No, no, no, And if if it's they're
not comfortable, then we're not comfortable, and that you know,
it's not like we go out. Yeah, yeah, I would
not have done what they have done.

Speaker 19 (21:20):
No.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, you don't want to take someone home that's nervous
and shaking. It sounds like kidnap, sounds like a scary dates.
Well anyway, uh, well, thank you, Catherine. So when you
when you find out it's a it's a no that
they're not interested. You're you're okay with that. You don't
take it personally right?

Speaker 15 (21:37):
No, No, because it's not Yeah, yeah, it's fine. It's
you're either end to us, you or not. It's not
something that we would be hurt about.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, there you go, a Catherine. So great to hear
your perspective. I appreciate it.

Speaker 15 (21:48):
Hey you guys, Doe you thanks mine.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
So Brody's asking some very can you get Brody on
the phone. He's asking some very juicy questions. Hey Brody
A so Brody asks this. You have to know Brody
to understand that this is kind of weird coming from Brody.
Elvis and Alex take a hot guy home? Who would
go first? And who would sit back and watch? Oh lord,

(22:11):
oh my god, Brody, what do you mean?

Speaker 18 (22:14):
Well, I don't know the dynamic of a threesome personally,
and I don't know the dynamic between like Elvis and Alex, Like,
if one of you guys is like the more dominant one,
would you like want to watch the other one? Like
I would never want to watch my partner with another person,
but you guys seem like you would.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Now that's a yes. They gotta cut that off right there.
I'll tell you now, there's.

Speaker 16 (22:39):
A lot of assumptions going on here.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Thank you. Okay, No, no, no, you're you're making some assumptions
about us and what we're possible, what we could do.
You're We're not anywhere near any of that. So I
don't even know.

Speaker 18 (22:53):
So you're saying, you're saying you guys would go with
the guy at the same time, I don't know if.

Speaker 16 (22:57):
It's not the guy in the closet looking through the
lovers what's.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Going Okay, But I'm trying to tell you, and I
don't think you're not hearing what I'm saying. The dynamics
of our relationship to this day are not in a
place where I could even answer that question. I don't know.
We haven't been there, haven't done that well not you know,

(23:20):
if we have, we're not going to talk to you
about it anywhere? What are you going to say, Alex,
isn't swingers? Two couples aren't swingers. I think you can
swing with one swing with one person for you, I
don't know, that's just a threesome. Then you could swing
with one person, that's a three. I think that the

(23:42):
concept of the concept of swinging is a couple are
together and the other one is.

Speaker 16 (23:48):
Oh okay.

Speaker 24 (23:50):
Time.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, I know this is so confusing.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
All the pineapple thing for a minute, yes please, because
Froggy's wife Lisa gave me a breaklet with a pineapple
on it, so I'm starting to think she wants to
swing with me.

Speaker 16 (24:05):
Oh cool, I'm cool with that.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
What has become of our show today?

Speaker 3 (24:12):
No, Sheldon will right in there.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
All right, Well, there you go. So that's what happened
last night. The according to porn Hub, actually Nate is
telling us give us the definition of swinging.

Speaker 25 (24:26):
According to uh this is actually dictionary dot com, the
practice of engaging in group sex or the swapping of
sexual partners within a group, especially on an habitual basis.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Oh yeah, that's so, just one person doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Not a swinger, not according to that definition. All right,
are we all clear now, Yeah, no, I'm not confused.

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Speaker 2 (25:22):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Are we even on?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Let me introduce you guys to Leanne. Hi, Leanne, thank
you for listening to us. Why are you excited?

Speaker 26 (25:41):
Then? I'm actually got thirty y'all, you're here.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
You're here now. A friend of mine, a friend of
mine has a girlfriend who only stays over four nights
a week during the week, and he's convinced he's she's
using him because it's a short walk for her to
get to work and because she's not there on the weekend. Yes,
when she doesn't work. Don't you find that suspect.

Speaker 26 (26:02):
Leanne Yes, but I mean sho, She's five minutes away
from work, so why not. I mean I once used
to guide to remodel my house and then broke up
little and sells my house.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh my girlfriend did that. She slept with a guide
just so he would do her cabinets in her kitchen
and she said, yeah, you know, why not. She goes,
I'm getting free cabinets, and then she broke up.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Waitit, hold on, so you know all you flipping your house,
you flipped your boyfriend.

Speaker 13 (26:33):
Up.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well, okay, let's be honest, though, while he was living
with you and remodeling your house, he got advantage of
you being with you and all the I'm sure you
were nice to him during this short lived renovation.

Speaker 26 (26:46):
He didn't live with me. He just came up to
work on it and then he would go back home.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay, do you think he knew or what you were
up to or did he did he think there was
something else in the future.

Speaker 26 (27:01):
I think he thought there was something else in the
future that it turned out just there was.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
If you're honest and you just say, look, you fix
my house, I'll fix you up and then weve part ways.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Is that illegal.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I was gonna say that is that prostitution? Technical it's
not monetary, Leanne. Don't let them call you a prostitute.
That's not nice bathroom. You know what. Look, you know,
if he was smart enough, you may have known he
was going through. Leanne. Thank you and congratulations on your renovation.
Sounds fabulous. Are you dating anyone? Now?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
What are you using?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
What are you using them for?

Speaker 26 (27:43):
I'm not using them actually, I mean this is a
full bone relationship. Oh we actually have a baby together.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 26 (27:51):
All right, he's almost a year old.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
All right, congratulations, all right, thank you, Leanne, thanks for listening.
There you go us the guy to remodel her house.
No guilt house. Looks great. Let's talk to John.

Speaker 23 (28:05):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
John, Hey, hey, hey man, we're doing okay. So you're
not using your fiance for anything. But she does have
a dad that you're getting stuff from somehow, Right, what's
going on?

Speaker 8 (28:19):
Well, we've i mean, my fiance has been together about
three years now, and he and her father never really
liked each other. In again, and it's kind of new
to us. But last summer he got a cabin. That
summer's the Lake West, Virginia, wait.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Wait, your father in law bought a cabin on the lake.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Yeah, I don't know how he got or whatever, but
he invites his daughter, and of course I come along
last summer, and I should say, I guess we just
reconnected since then we want to begin this weekend.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
So now you're pretending to like him because you can
use his cabin on the water exactly, you know what,
whatever it takes. I mean, at least it's not like
you're screwing over his daughter. I mean that's good. That's
a good relationship, right that.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
His other day he just doesn't like he just doesn't
like me. I might as well reap the benefits.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
So it's might as well, you know, if we're going
to be in this together, I might as well use
your cabin, all right, John, thank you. See I'm not
I'm not hearing anything earth shatting shatteringly off here mary Land.

Speaker 22 (29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
So when you and your husband, well, hi, good morning.
So we're talking about using people for something while pretending
you like them. But so when you and your current
husband started dating, it was it was really purely for romance.
It was something else, right, it was.

Speaker 12 (29:41):
But I was a student, a last student.

Speaker 21 (29:44):
I didn't have a lot of cash in my apartment
building did not have any laundry, and I knew he
had one.

Speaker 27 (29:50):
That was in his apartment.

Speaker 15 (29:52):
And when I first started dating him, he stopped smiling.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Wait hold on, oh yeah, I'm sorry. I thought you
were smiling. Do you ever do that? You smiled and
you die your phone?

Speaker 26 (30:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
It was it was brody calling pizza. Huh okay, okay.
So anyway, so when you first started dating this guy, uh,
you were in college and you love the fact that
his apartment building had a laundry, had the laundry.

Speaker 22 (30:18):
Yeah, and so I, you know, I offer to do
his with mine. So it was like kind of an
even exchange. But now here we are, like eight years later,
and he still hasn't done his laundry even once.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Now you're married to him. But back then, I mean,
did you really sorry? But back then you were just
kind of hanging out. He was kind of okay, but
you really loved his laundry.

Speaker 12 (30:40):
I really loved the laundry.

Speaker 22 (30:41):
It really it really helped out.

Speaker 27 (30:42):
I did watch watch our movies together.

Speaker 22 (30:45):
And I didn't have to go to laundromat and suck
it out with all those coins.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, remember coins. Do they still make coins?

Speaker 5 (30:54):
I don't know the laundromat.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
You don't have like a metro card or something.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Thank you, mary Lynn, appreciate it. I guess you know what,
when guys go to uh strip clubs, Yeah, they really
think these these women who are dancing like them.

Speaker 28 (31:12):
They don't froggy.

Speaker 16 (31:16):
No, they don't care.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
They like you as long as you're helping pay their bills.

Speaker 16 (31:22):
As long as you give them money, they'll listen to
whatever you want to say.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
This is why I never went like strip clubs with
my friends. I would always say that same thing to them. Guys,
they don't care that they're they're not attracted to you.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Why the money they're using you for your But I
say there's a business transaction going on there. I'm not
saying anyway. So I'm just saying in life, sometimes you're
a little nicer to some people because you get a
benefit of some sort out of it.

Speaker 10 (31:47):
Maybe I just feel like these people can be bought
for such little amounts of stuff, like here, have some boody,
I'll take a cabinet.

Speaker 12 (31:56):
My god.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
It all makes sense to look if you're sex deprived
and you want to get some and you're very talented
at making cabinets.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Then you don't I know, but don't don't someone don't
tell some when you love them when you don't.

Speaker 16 (32:10):
Clearly say I love your cabinet.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Hello, Alison, h you slip with a guy and what'd
you get out of it?

Speaker 12 (32:17):
Well, we did date for a little while.

Speaker 29 (32:19):
He worked at my dealership, and spare keys are pretty expensive.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Spare keys. You slept with a guy for a spare key.

Speaker 29 (32:28):
I dated him for a month?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
A month? Was it a key fob?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
It's the key a key to what.

Speaker 18 (32:38):
My car?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, key fobs are.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Expensives, are very expensive.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
So you hung out with them. But you know what, Look,
you know there was promise of the possibility of something more, right.

Speaker 29 (32:50):
I believe that he thought that yet, Okay, that's.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
What I was going for. Now, what do you what
do you have to do to get tires rotated? All right?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I think that might have been happening and we just
didn't realize it.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Thank you. Now I'm going to give you one more
and this is going to boggle your mind. Nikki. Yeah,
Now this is back in the day. Go back back, ye,
go back, back, way back. You stayed in a relationship
way too long with this person.

Speaker 27 (33:22):
Why because it was my first time with the internet.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
And he had internet.

Speaker 11 (33:30):
He had internet.

Speaker 27 (33:32):
I had never experienced the internet before. And yeah, I
stayed way too long.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Oh my god, that's crazy.

Speaker 27 (33:49):
Back in the dial up days when you could get
kicked off if you got another phone call. I stayed
with him until they started charging for the chat rooms.

Speaker 30 (33:58):
And then I was like, hey, wow, all right, well
there you go.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Well so you told him, you know, I stayed with
you way too long because you had the Internet.

Speaker 27 (34:12):
Eventually, you know, yeah, I.

Speaker 12 (34:14):
Confessed I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
All right, thank you, Nikki. Now you have Internet. It's
like it's on your phone. I mean, it's just it's
the way alive.

Speaker 27 (34:25):
I married an I specialist technology at my finger kiss
I ever needed.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
All right, good, this is the type. Yeah, you have
a type? All right, thank you, Thank you, Nikki. Thank
you very nice. Okay, so admit it to yourself. Think
you don't have to say it out loud. Did you
ever date someone and show more a fascination for them
than you should have because they offered something or there

(34:52):
was something that you got on the side. Here, there's
got to be something, all right, don't get back to
me later on that.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Where not normal?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Hey, Mary's online nineteen interesting story about our friend Mary.
Good morning, married VOIDO, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Good morning?

Speaker 11 (35:24):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, we're doing very well. So here's what we just
learned about Mary. She's been married for fifteen years? Is
this correct? Fifteen years?

Speaker 31 (35:32):
So we've been together fifteen years, but we've been married
for ten so this will be our tenth anniversary.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Look at that. So they've been together fifteen years. They've
never taken a vacation with each other. Really well, okay,
now before we yell at him, now never ever. I
mean they say sometimes you should vacation with someone before
you marry them to find out if they're you know,
cringey or not.

Speaker 31 (35:52):
But we had kids first, okay, all right, nothing moreation.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
We're all sor nothing can be more cringey than having kids.
I'm kidding. Hey, So so you're going that's why them
at home? Leave them at home? So you're going on
your on a cruise on a Norwegian cruise line. Where
are you guys going?

Speaker 31 (36:12):
So we are going to do the uh British Islands,
Saint Thomas, uh Norwegian's Islands. So we're gonna go into
like seven days. Yeah, so we we've always talked about it,
we never actually did it. And so this year we

(36:33):
didn't take a honeymoon. Obviously we had young kids, so
we decided we want to do a cruise. And I said, listen,
I listened to this radio show all the time and
they always talk about this one. So this is what
we're doing. It was kind of like a no brainer.
We didn't even prayce out and we slurged. We got
the you know, balcony suite and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
So nice. So which ship are you taking to the
British Virgin Islands and the Virgin Islands? Do you know?

Speaker 31 (37:00):
Encore?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Oh beautiful, that's our sister ship. Absolutely. Well, first of all,
you've made a wise decision to be on Norwegian. You've
made a very wise decision. Finally going on your honeymoon
fifteen minutes or fifteen years after you get married. That's good.
So I don't know, I just want to say thank
you all for sharing this with us. But fifteen years
without a vacation, do you take vacations independent of each other.

Speaker 31 (37:25):
So I went on a sister's trip, well my mother
in law and my sister in law to Hawaii last year.
But I actually my first time on a plane was
two years ago and I'm thirty four, which is really crazy.
So that was it. And we've never actually taken like
a trip together, like a vacation. We tried last April,

(37:49):
taking like a family trip to Florida and Disney and stuff,
but it was with like his whole family, which is
like fifteen people, all four of us and my family
were miserable because we just like kind to go with
like that many people and I just want to doesn't
doesn't sound a vacation at that point.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, now we have to.

Speaker 31 (38:10):
Try to redo another family vacation, which is like the
four of us for the kids today. But yeah, first
we decided screw it, We're going without the kids and
we're going just him and I for our huntings.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I'm sorry I missed an entire story. Can you turn
at the very beginning? I'm kidding now, here's here's what
I'm getting here. Uh do you is it? Are you
a little nervous about going on vacation with your husband
for the first time by yourself.

Speaker 31 (38:36):
I mean it's funny because yeah, kind of, I mean
I almost feel like it's.

Speaker 15 (38:40):
Like a first date.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I love that.

Speaker 31 (38:43):
Yeah, it's almost a little scary. I mean, obviously we've
been together, and I know I'm pretty much inside out
and all this quirks and all of that. But yeah,
I mean, this is a whole new experience. I can
say that we've really never even beached together, even like
local beaches.

Speaker 15 (38:57):
So it's it's to be really.

Speaker 31 (39:02):
Nervous and intimidating but exciting all the same time.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Well, I love that. I love that. Well, I'm excited
for you because I think I would be a little nervous, like, Okay,
I've had kids with this man, I've been married to
this man. I've hung out with his family. I've never
been alone on a vacation with him. That's exciting. I'm
excited for you.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Good for you, Mary, Thank you.

Speaker 31 (39:23):
We're very excited.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
We'll tell you what enjoy Encore when you get back.
Please let us know how the trip was, and you know,
just let us know. I know you're gonna have a
great time. It is Norwegian, so you can't go wrong there.
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 31 (39:36):
Fantastic you know what. And actually I keep scouring your
guys's Instagram to see because right now I have to
like book the excursions and then you know, the the
restaurants and I'm like, I don't know which one to choose.
And he eats seafood and I don't. So now we're like,
that's another first date tobacle that we're going to have
on that ship as well.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Where there is seat and we found lots of things seat.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, Danielle, where there is seafood, there is also not seafood.
You'll have a great time. Look, have a wonderful time. Mary.
Let us know how it was when you get back.
Do you know what a story? Right? Yeah, wouldn't you
be a little nervous going on vacation with Sheldon for
the very first time alone after how many years together?

Speaker 3 (40:17):
So yeah, so I mean we've been you know together,
like twenty something years. It's crazy. But when we did
go away for the first time, like without the kids,
at first, you kind of sit there and you're like,
what do we do with ourselves? Like you know what
I mean, Like no one's asking you for something, no
one's like, you know, you don't have to go and
it's kind of like, okay, like whatever. I remember actually

(40:37):
sitting on a Norwegian cruise at one time and the
kids were in you know, the kids club, you know
that they have on board, and we were sitting there
and we were sharing a pastry and we looked at
each other and we were like, okay, we got a
pastry and no.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Something as simple, something as simple as a pastry and
the kids aren't like trying to grab it out of
your hand.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
But the last and we went to the when I
won my Gracie Award, we went to La together by ourselves,
and we had the best time. It was so much fun.
You kind of like, you know, you start laughing and
you rekindle things that maybe you didn't do anymore because
of the kids. It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
So yeah, Now on the other hand, Danielle, you know,
Scary just told us that he's never spent more than
nine nights in a row with Robin until this last cruise.
And you guys have been dating for how many years,
I don't know, fourteen or so. Okay, so they've been
together fourteen fifteen years and they've never spent more than
nine nights in a row with each other. And so

(41:34):
how did it go? I mean you survived obviously, you
know it can be done. Yeah.

Speaker 17 (41:38):
The longest record before that was seven nights in a
row from our last cruise.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
So this was nine nights. I'm like, I don't know,
but it went so fast and it was cool.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Its iconica.

Speaker 17 (41:47):
Yeah no, yeah, I mean we know each other so
well by now. You know she was like smothering you
nine nights.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
I know, you know I felt okay, believe it or not,
I wasn't.

Speaker 13 (41:56):
You know.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
That's good, believe it or not.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I mean some yet together, like twenty five years. You know,
we started day in ninety seven. Could you imagine going
that long?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Scared?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
That's a long time, I might like's just sharing right now?

Speaker 16 (42:11):
Or scary?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Get all nervous. You cannot see with somebody that many
days in a row. Well you did well, I mean
give yourself a little credit. Uh Yeah, vacations. It's always
good to have one. On the books.

Speaker 13 (42:22):
Yeah.

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I know it's awful, it's sad. What I want to
hear the new shifting ways people are slipping it in.
You know what I'm saying, Catching people cheating now versus
ten fifteen years ago. Different things. Technology has changed. For instance,
our own Ali gold is on line twenty four. Oh no,
she was the first to chime in, I love it.
One of our own is chiming in. Hey Ali, Hi,

(44:01):
how did you catch him?

Speaker 20 (44:04):
Okay, So it was two years ago and I knew
he was going on a ski trip with his ex girlfriend.

Speaker 12 (44:10):
When he got back, I looked at his phone.

Speaker 29 (44:12):
It turns out they didn't even have sex on the trip.

Speaker 12 (44:15):
They had sex the night they came back from the trip.

Speaker 15 (44:18):
Oh that was pissed.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Huh See it's the phone that I think that is
the number one way people were finding still text messages,
phone calls. Yeah, I'm it. But you're over him, right, Ali? Done?
You've moved on?

Speaker 11 (44:33):
Yeah? No, overdone.

Speaker 21 (44:34):
But he's still with that girl though.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Oh good, good for him. I'm so happy to him.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Glad he's found a piece of thrill.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
And I'm happy that you're not with him anymore. All right, Ali,
we love you, Thanks for all the hard work you do.
Aubrey Online twenty three. This is different. This is a
let's find out what this means. Hi, Aubrey, Hi, good morning,
Good morning. Who cheated on you. You don't have to give
a name.

Speaker 24 (44:57):
But so it was my ex boyfriend at the time.
I was looking for a DVD to watch and we
had a ton of you know, no name, burned DVDs
and I went to go pop it in and it
was my ex boyfriend with his ex girlfriend and they
were in our room in our bids.

Speaker 18 (45:19):
Oh god, and.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
He burned dvd.

Speaker 30 (45:25):
Yeah, he made a video of them, and I went
to go watch movie and it was them instead.

Speaker 16 (45:31):
So did you watch it on?

Speaker 12 (45:33):
No?

Speaker 30 (45:34):
No, nope, And now I was done at that point. Yeah,
it was not the movie I was going to look.

Speaker 16 (45:45):
Or did he try and talk his way out of
that once he saw that? What was his excuse?

Speaker 21 (45:50):
There was no excuse.

Speaker 30 (45:51):
He was caught red handed. Literally he made evidence of that.

Speaker 12 (45:57):
So yeah, we've obviously been over for a years.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
But in your own place, it's like it's like one
bad thing after another.

Speaker 26 (46:04):
Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 30 (46:05):
You don't want to lit like stay there, you want
to burn it everything.

Speaker 20 (46:10):
It's and disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I know, no, without doubt, and you feel violated. Well,
look you've moved on and things are happier these days.

Speaker 24 (46:19):
I'm assuming Yes, yeah, I've got a son, I've got
a fiance.

Speaker 12 (46:24):
So life is good.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Okay, life is great, Aubrey, I love a happy ending.
Thanks for listening to us. Didn't know. Are you reading
some of these on the text messages?

Speaker 3 (46:31):
I am my favorite sink? What my favorite one?

Speaker 21 (46:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
You can read that one.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
So the girls said that she found the condom in
the room, and the guy said, oh, the dog dragged
that in from outside.

Speaker 31 (46:44):
Yeah, okay, wait a minute.

Speaker 28 (46:48):
To be perfectly fair, it could happen ow. Did you
know what. There's reasonable doubt there. Yeah, there's doubt there.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Do you see what somebody said? Somebody said, check their
Venmo history that that can show.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Yeah, a lots of good one gone.

Speaker 10 (47:04):
Do you see any What about the one that says,
after watching Breaking Bad, I got myself The GPS tracker
that was advertised as seen I'm Breaking Bad caught him.

Speaker 16 (47:14):
Oh buck, I go Yeah, Frog says everybody was supposed
to be at work, my nest camera went off at home.
It was my husband at home with his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I can't believe. I mean, first of all, cheating is awful,
but taking them to your own home, oh my god.
Don't do that on line twenty is Mike. This is
an interesting way. Hello Mike, Hey, how you doing well?
I'm doing okay. So you found out your wife is cheating?

Speaker 34 (47:40):
How so basically she was cheating and the guy found
out that she was a married man and actually contacted
me to let me know that she was cheating.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
That is a story you hear women tell a lot. Yep,
but this is shoe on other foot.

Speaker 14 (48:00):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
So uh.

Speaker 14 (48:04):
Uh?

Speaker 34 (48:04):
Basically, uh so he had called me, got my phone
number somehow or through social media or something, and uh
he uh called me? And why I was on the
phone with him. She was standing right beside me, buddhim
on speaker phone, told her to get her stuff and
get out, divorce in two weeks.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Wow. So things are happier now, Mike.

Speaker 34 (48:29):
Oh, definitely definitely moved up better everything like that. I
ain't heard from her since.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Good. I love hearing that. All right, Mike, thank you
so much, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 10 (48:38):
How about the visible footprint on the inside of the
windshield in his car.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
That was not mine? Oh boy?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Taking a walk on the window? Wow? We had one
earlier where uh I think he she found a long
blonde hair on this car seat. But she was a redhead.
See again again, you know what reasonable.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Dount you see the jail one what she said, I
caught my husband having an affair not only with a
dispatcher aunt work, but inmates in the jail he worked in.

Speaker 16 (49:15):
Wow, I can't trust any of these you're tracking devices.
They taped a voice activated tape recorder under the seat
of the car and caught him with another woman in
his car.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Wow. That is old school but at work right, So
I guess bottom line is this electronically is the number
one way to catch people? Obviously?

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
We also had some text from people whose significant other
was taking their dates out to see a movie or
out to dinner and people saw them out in public
as if oh no, no one's going to see us.
They will. My favorite story we always tell is, you
know how the weather man goes out to the park
on nice days? Does ah, we're live in the park
and beautiful day, We're gonna check the forecast, and there's

(49:57):
people running around in the park. This was one of
our list. Saw her boyfriend like walking hand in hand.
Was the one right behind the weather guy?

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Oh hell no, right.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
There in fours.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
The worst man.

Speaker 10 (50:09):
Yeah, Goddy, how about my ex boyfriend was cheating on
me with a former American idol in our home, in
our bed. Found the truth via a podcast interview.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
She did, who could that be? Let's start going down.

Speaker 17 (50:23):
Yes, yes, Gary, a morning show host was actually cheated
on by his wife was at home with another guy
in the bed. So one day the morning show host
decided to tape the show and come home during the
morning show, caught the wife in bed.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Exactly with another guy.

Speaker 35 (50:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yes, well yeah, you know so where we know? No, no, no,
this was in the news about three years ago. Was
great thing, is it? Back in the day when we
were all in the studio, all they had to do
was turn on the radio. Yeah, coast is clear. I
hear scary reading birthdays to people. I'm gonna cheat on him.
We're gonna play a best of line twenty four is Jen? Hello? Jen?

(51:00):
What's going on?

Speaker 12 (51:01):
So this is when I was younger, It's probably about
nineteen twenty years old. I realized my boyfriend was acting
a little funny. So I had my best friend at
the time let her sister give me her car for
the night. We switched cars. I stalked his house, and
when he picked up the girlfriend and went to the restaurant,

(51:21):
I paid the hostess to sit me right next to
him and to him and his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Oh wow, So how did that turn out? Jen?

Speaker 12 (51:31):
That turned out real fun. I was not allowed back
in that restaurant.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
They have your picture posted at the front door.

Speaker 12 (51:43):
It is it might be possible, Dan, I.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Know, but obviously you took care of business. And how
are you today?

Speaker 20 (51:51):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (51:51):
I am perfect. I am exactly where I'm supposed to
be with who I'm supposed to be with. And may
he be happy with wherever he's at.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, yeah, all right, excellent. Wow. So that is a calculated,
like choreographed maneuver.

Speaker 20 (52:11):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (52:12):
I had to think about it for a while, but
I needed to do what I needed to do.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Well, look at everything you did. You borrowed someone else's
car to remain incognito, You followed to a restaurant, you
were seated right next to them, and then you know,
then you you know.

Speaker 12 (52:25):
You there was nothing ars ago. I wasn't a broupe,
but there there was some scene happening. There was loud
words exchanged, and there may have been a glass of wine. Portal.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
We're getting to the bottom.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
You love it, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The
Elvis Duran phone tappened.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Hello Daniel, all right, it.

Speaker 36 (52:56):
Comes to us from Daylin, who says, my boyfriend Israel
and I went on vacation to Conta and we had
some problems with the trip. So I wrote a little
letter complaining I want you to call my boyfriend from
the hotel, with the follow up from my letter saying, Hey,
I just want to address some things that your girlfriend
was complaining about.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
So that's what we did.

Speaker 36 (53:15):
Oh, she's listening in by the way, because you're gonna
hear her voice.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
In the background.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Good, here we go your phone jap.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Hello, mister Israel Martinez. Please, yes, Hi, this is Cheryl Lindy.
I'm calling you from Zoey B Travel.

Speaker 16 (53:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 36 (53:29):
I received a letter complaining about the bye. Yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 23 (53:36):
That was The food was horrible and then now to
reseerve to go eat anywhere was a pain and a
butt every time we reserved.

Speaker 36 (53:45):
Well, I'm sorry about your stay. Unfortunately, there's nothing we
can do. I mean, you only spent about two thousand dollars,
so that was actually the cheap end of the vacation packages. Yeah,
so I don't know what kind of service you really expected.

Speaker 23 (53:58):
Well, what I was expecting was better food quality. Would
you guys announced that you have lobster all the time,
there was no lobster, because every time we talked about food,
the first thing everybody said was, oh, when you get there,
unlimited lobster all over the place. You know what, we
a lobster.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
Want to be.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Honest, when you're cheap like that, that's what happens.

Speaker 23 (54:17):
Okay, well, okay, so I like your attitude if you
have this little spiky attitude with me, or well, this
is what you got and for being cheap, this is
what you got. I mean, if you would have announced
that this was the kind of services we were going
to get, we would have paid the extra money and
we would have gone to the right place.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Well, how do I know that you have more money
than you put down?

Speaker 23 (54:34):
How do I know that you have all the choices
if you don't offer them?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Well, how do I know that you're just not a
cheap person?

Speaker 23 (54:40):
How do I know that you're trying to sell cheap stuff?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I don't sell cheap stuff.

Speaker 23 (54:43):
I got nothing to talk to you about, no more
will just because this with a credit card company, and
that said, yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Listen, why are you even on the line. I am
on the line, but I'm not calling to talk to you.
I'm talk to me.

Speaker 23 (54:52):
Well, I don't care if you want to talk to me.
I'm no one's gonna pay you or not pay you,
So you decide what you want to do.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Your girlfriend doesn't have money, you.

Speaker 23 (54:58):
Don't know how to speak to people. Obviously your business.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Okay, let me that you get paid, right, Yes, I thought.

Speaker 23 (55:04):
We have to talk about if we got to talk
about anything, maybe we would have gone with an agency
that knows how to give people quality stuff.

Speaker 16 (55:11):
I got one one more result.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
I can resolve it very quickly.

Speaker 16 (55:15):
Ready.

Speaker 23 (55:16):
You can't resolve anything, Oh yes I can. Are not
capable of doing anything. Obviously goes there streams of people,
and that's all you do, trying to scare off people
with your little screaming. And you don't scare I can
resolve it.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
You know why.

Speaker 23 (55:27):
There's nothing to be resolved. What's gonna be resolved is
you're gonna give us a credit winging the paper.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Okay, listen to Israel one second, and.

Speaker 23 (55:35):
Now it's not even about the damn money. It's not
about you listen you you know what you're gonna give
me a tell them? Oh, I'm not gonna pay that
company a damn thing nothing.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Okay, Israel, calm down two seconds.

Speaker 23 (55:46):
You do what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Here's what I gotta do. I gotta tell you you've
just been phone tapped. This is Danielle Narrow from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show. And you got phone tapped.

Speaker 23 (55:56):
Idiot.

Speaker 31 (55:57):
You know un station that I always listened to the
Morning and you're always criticizing me.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
You're never gonna get on one of those things.

Speaker 12 (56:07):
Oh no, you're too smart for that.

Speaker 23 (56:11):
You got me hater for doing that.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 32 (56:17):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participations.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
The Elvis dan phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
If you are a huge Broadway Show tune fan, you
really really need to know your music. You need to
know your lyrics. We're about to play finish the Broadway
Show tune lyric. Okay, I know.

Speaker 10 (56:43):
Can they call you in as a pinch hitter if
they need you?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I know some Broadway shows okay.

Speaker 37 (56:49):
Oh clang clang clang.

Speaker 38 (56:56):
The trolley ding ding ding, with the Jean Jing Jing
went my hearts dreams from the shoe is going to hell?
Singing Judy Chuck, John CHOHn went the motor chuck bomb
bomb bomb.

Speaker 31 (57:14):
Went the bree do it bum bum bum, went my heartstrings.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
He was when he smiled, I could feel the car.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Shay, okay, let me bring it all down here.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Hounds and took a seat.

Speaker 16 (57:27):
He said he hoped he hadn't stepped up on the
feet here. Who was listening to us?

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Here?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
What's that queen doing?

Speaker 24 (57:33):
Now?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
He's playing show tunes?

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Sing it was mom singers went the wis stop stop
stun went my heartstrings as he startarted to go.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Then I start hearted?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Then how in things?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
When the universe ring?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I don't play this thing all day? Was prob other
people all right? So if you know the lyrics to
the Broadway songs, you could win something big. Let's go
talk to John. John is obsessed with show tunes. Good
morning John. We've got a live one here, I can

(58:17):
tell okay. So John not only is he cool and
loves show tunes, he also works for doggy daycare. We
love that you've got three dogs in the car with
you right now? I do I do.

Speaker 39 (58:26):
I got juicy me, I got banned, and I got Gracey.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Right, JESSEV and Bandit and Gracey and John? What a
car full of fun festive people? All right now, John,
why is it you know so much about show tunes?

Speaker 14 (58:40):
Let's just say I've had a little practice in my past.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Okay, I'm yay, you have to have I will tell
you I'm gay, and I don't really know show tunes.
And I really can't cut hair either. You're gonna have
to give that card back. I can decorate your house,
all right, John, here we go. Okay, this is what

(59:04):
do we What is this all about? Straight mate? Straight matey? Okay, Yeah, there's.

Speaker 33 (59:08):
Gonna be a big, fabulous, fabulous prize if he gets
a certain number of these?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Correct? Are you ready for that? John?

Speaker 13 (59:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
All right, So I'm gonna play the first part of
a lyric from a show tune and you have to
finish the lyric. Okay, all right, cool, Okay, let's see
how this works. Here we go number one.

Speaker 37 (59:31):
Mama, Mia, Okay, not only does John no lyric?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
We have to stop him? It's all right, you got one?
He got one.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Oh, here's one of my favorite songs of all time?

Speaker 26 (59:48):
My name.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
On?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yes, all right, we got a ringer, how about you? Okay,
you got to Here we go.

Speaker 16 (01:00:10):
Let's just sing it kind of ragulystic yellow, do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
A little. You got three, John, you got three? Here
we go. Let's go for.

Speaker 37 (01:00:24):
Four five hundred, twenty five thousand, the hundred Men twenty five.

Speaker 17 (01:00:31):
Thousand and six sons five hundred, twenty five thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Mom, all right, John, John Beyond the Shadow of Daughter
is gonna win this. But let's keep going.

Speaker 34 (01:00:47):
Can anybody say, is anybody.

Speaker 29 (01:00:50):
Waving waving back at me?

Speaker 39 (01:00:56):
Windows?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Keep him?

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Let's just keep moving. How about this one gets your education?
Don't forget from whence you came? And the world's going
to know your name?

Speaker 37 (01:01:11):
Your name, Alexander Hamilton, Alexander name.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Alexander Hamilton. So far you have six love this man
and there's no going on here. No, No, he's got Shazam. No, okay,
let's go old school. I do believe this is Rogers
and Hammerstein. I don't know is a music man Rogers.
We'll find out how many trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
Parade with tern pencr.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Kong Baby Shark is so big Now it's just it's okay.
You got it right. Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
God Gravity, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
She's about to hit the money. Note, Yeah, bets going wild.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
He loved that note.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Let's keep going, John.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
When the wind comes, oh.

Speaker 13 (01:02:31):
Lahoma, where the wind comes weeping Lahoma.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Wave can sure smell sweets when the wind comes with
them down the place I'm.

Speaker 16 (01:02:40):
Like, comes sweeping down the plane.

Speaker 38 (01:02:46):
Oh man, the weave and that beats sure smells sweet
when the wind comes right behind.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Very nice, very nice. All right, let's keep on going.
Here's one. I'm sure you're gonna version. I'm sure I
was gonna version that where everybody was gay. We called it.
Oklahomo needs to be a massive.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Awesome O my lord.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Okay, here we go. Let's keep going. Oklahoma.

Speaker 16 (01:03:14):
Is he the best contestant we've ever had?

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Definitely? Okay, come on, we got port to. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
I'm going to watch that man man ride out of
my hair.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
I'm going to watch man ride on my head. I'm
going to watch that man ride on my hand. Send
him on his way. All right, let's keep going. Let's
keep going.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Now, hold on, happiness, hold.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
On now, it's getting it's getting down to the wire.
If I were rich, where.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah, I got got there, got there, got there there,
got there, go.

Speaker 11 (01:03:56):
Well very well.

Speaker 14 (01:03:57):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
My favorite song Fromer on the Roof is do you
Love Me? And then he goes, do I watch you?
Hearing it one more with a special guest.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
It's just noisy hall. There's a nightly.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
That Jay.

Speaker 32 (01:04:23):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
What do we have for John?

Speaker 16 (01:04:32):
Everything he did?

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
He did so good on the hole? Hold on, what
do you have for John? I was gonna say.

Speaker 16 (01:04:42):
Even better?

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Speaker 9 (01:05:01):
Look at that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
When is this?

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
This is the gayest cruise ever?

Speaker 13 (01:05:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Pretty much? Oh my gosh, this is gonna be a
lot of fun. Thank you so much. That's amazing.

Speaker 16 (01:05:12):
Thank you, guys, I fun well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Thank you and thanks for listening to us and making
her day fun. Hold on a second, I've got a
little song for you John. All Right, there's a bright
golden haze on the meadow. There's a bright golden haze
on the meadow. Here's my favorite line. The corn is
as high as a e Funz and it looks like

(01:05:39):
are you gonna sing it? Come on, John Tempo?

Speaker 14 (01:05:45):
Oh you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
God of beauty.

Speaker 13 (01:06:00):
Ever?

Speaker 16 (01:06:00):
Things going my way?

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
All thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 16 (01:06:06):
Thank you guys, You're amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
I love listening to you every morning. It's so much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Thank you so much. Hold on one second and there
you go. Broadway Tunes, finish the lyrics.

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Slash eq Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
I had a whole list of things to talk about today,
seeing bad sex with a coworker. Oh see, Oh, it.

Speaker 16 (01:07:01):
Wasn't that bad when we did it. Stop.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Yes, it was too too much.

Speaker 13 (01:07:09):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Kind of on a serious note, have you have you
ever had to tell someone to stay away from you
for good? Like, have you ever come to like a
point in your relationship with someone, a friendship right, and
you're like, this person is toxic. I don't have room
for them in my mind or in my heart. I

(01:07:30):
don't have I don't have the whatever to deal with them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
I had to do it because someone stepped up the boundaries.
So I was I was very close friends with this guy,
and Sheldon and I were dating, and at one point
I think he knew Sheldon and I were getting serious,
and so he took it upon himself to tell me
how he felt about me, and write me a letter
and all this stuff. And it got to the point

(01:07:56):
where I said, we can no longer be friends because
you stepped though that boundary. And Sheldon wasn't coomfortable and
I wasn't comfortable. And the saddest part is that we
were so close, we were such good friends, and I
hear that we haven't talked since, but I mean, you know,
he unfortunately did something he probably shouldn't have done.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Wow, that sounds serious. Yeah, what if it's just through
a life of separation. I have a friend who had
a cousin in the family and they haven't seen this
cousin in a long time, and then out of nowhere,
they said, let's call him, see if he wants to
come over. And the guy said, you know what, let's
just stay away from each other for good. We really

(01:08:36):
have nothing in common. Oh wow, you could easily just
say no, I'm busy. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
But no, it was like, we have nothing in common.
I really don't have any any room in my heart
or in my head for you. I'm so busy, So
let's not worry about it. Let's just agree to go
separate ways.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
I think that would definitely happen.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
We definitely could, and and it is kind of a
clean way of taking care of it, Like, okay, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
And I think at certain points in your life you
you do have less in common with people that you
had things in common with at one point. If you
have kids and they don't, or if you know they
move and you don't. I mean, there's all kinds of
things that happen in life.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
All right, I have a list of people I want
to do just you, and none of them are in
this room. You could make a phone call for me.
This is one of those things in life. I mean,
do you really I don't know, do you really want
to cut cut it off cleanly like that? But then
you never have to worry about it again, or you

(01:09:35):
feel like a schmuck. You're like, man, never mind, I'll
just I'll just run away from them every time they
text me. Melody, Oh sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I feel like most of the time it's one person
calling the breaks, not both not both people.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Probably, Yeah, Melody from Jacksonville to Online twenty You actually
had a friend break up with you? Is that true?
It is what happened.

Speaker 21 (01:10:00):
Well, I had She was a super good friend, and
I just had a span of years where a lot
was going on. My mom passed away.

Speaker 20 (01:10:10):
She was there.

Speaker 21 (01:10:11):
I danced in her living room the night before my
mom's funeral. Late, we've had sick kids together, blah blah blah.
But then she was just like, after a while, she
just said, you have too much. And she had smaller
children after you know, she had like another baby, and
so she was just like, I can't do it anymore

(01:10:33):
I can't deal with Yeah. She was like, I can't
handle my own stuff, with my own special needs child
and my new baby and yours, and so she was
just like, I just let me have it, let me
sit back and let me deal with my life, and
then when I'm ready, I'll give you a call.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Okay, Well, so question did she? Did she drop her
other friends? Or was it you in particular? You just
brought too much angst into her life? For some thinking
about how did she explain that?

Speaker 21 (01:11:02):
If she didn't, I just she just she was just like,
let she sent me a text message and she was like,
let me be honest.

Speaker 15 (01:11:08):
And so I don't know.

Speaker 21 (01:11:09):
I just so I gave her you know that. I
just didn't respond back. I'm just like, Okay, well if
she if she loves me, yeah, yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Could be weird. Did that make you feel like like, okay,
what did I It made you start processing it like
what did I do wrong? What's I don't know?

Speaker 34 (01:11:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:11:27):
Or how can I be a better friend?

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Okay? See it's good that that's how you took it,
and you weren't like so pissed off and angry like
if you took it that way and thinking like, Okay,
maybe I did do something.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
I have a good self esteem, right, and you probably
have other friends in your circle, so you're fine, You're good.

Speaker 21 (01:11:46):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 15 (01:11:47):
I have I have a couple other friends.

Speaker 21 (01:11:49):
I have purple, purposeful friends.

Speaker 8 (01:11:51):
How about that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Yeah, that's very important. And you know, keep in mind
she could be going through something that we just don't understand.
So I don't know any Well, Melody, sorry you got dumped.
It's gonna be okay. But you sound like you're totally fine,
and so I like hearing that in your voice. That's cool,
And thanks for listening.

Speaker 21 (01:12:09):
To us, of course I do every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Thank you have a good day, you know, because right
now I'm thinking, you know, a lot of us are
coming out of the pandemic. During pandemic, we just shut
it down, right, Yeah, Then all of a sudden, all
the pressures are back. The calendar is starting to fill
up again. More people have expectations for us, and we're
just accustomed to sitting on the couch and just being independent,
right and living in our own little bubble, on our

(01:12:35):
own little island. So I have found that since life
is starting to come back, it's a little frustrating, and
I don't have I don't have the space in my
life for a lot of the things and a lot
of the people that want that space. Yep, so this
is interesting. Yeah, what's up frog, Elvis?

Speaker 16 (01:12:52):
Have you ever gotten upset with somebody and said something
that you probably didn't mean?

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Never?

Speaker 16 (01:13:00):
So we all know the person that I was friends
with and I had a disagreement with her and I
told her I don't ever want to talk to you again.
That was about ten years ago. We never spoke again
after that conversation. Ever, she took me up on that offer,
and that was it. And at that time I meant it,
but I didn't think it was going to go that way,

(01:13:21):
and it did. And so you got to be careful
when you tell somebody, hey, I'll never want to talk
to you again. They might take you up on that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
So be careful when you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
I would hope you don't unless you mean it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Yeah, yeah, don't don't. Don't shoot that bullet unless you
want to hit the target. You know what I'm saying.
I see that, Yeah I did. I don't know. I
just see the beauty in cutting it off clean, cleanly.
If you know that it's they're not going to serve
any purpose in your life in the future, and you
really aren't going to really want to be there for them.
If God forbid, they do have an issue, right, so

(01:13:52):
you gotta find a way to let it go before
it gets nasty. Hey, Kristen is online twenty two. I
had to go her separate way from someone. The problem
was it was her neighbor. That's really close to home, right, Kristen, A.

Speaker 11 (01:14:07):
Little like right next door? Hi, guys a lot.

Speaker 13 (01:14:10):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
That's got to be very very very very strenuous on
you having a neighbor you cut off. So things were
just not going like you wanted them to go. As
far as the friendship goes.

Speaker 11 (01:14:21):
We had just in like a three year history a
couple where she sort of just went off on me
for a different and I'm a very kind person and stuff.
But then one Christmas she left and sort of told
me that and said she had a dog sitter. So

(01:14:42):
it was over a dog and I didn't see anyone
go by. So I spent my time just sort of
going over there how to keep her house and making
sure and still didn't see anyone coming by.

Speaker 35 (01:14:56):
And then.

Speaker 11 (01:15:00):
I confronted her with it. I'm very nicely over text
message just saying this is this is not acceptable. You
know some people, you know, in so many words.

Speaker 40 (01:15:09):
You shouldn't have a dog.

Speaker 11 (01:15:10):
So she took offense to that, and and there it goes.
And she told me that, you know, stay out our business.
And she has enough friends, and I said, cool, I'll
put your team your mailbox.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
And that was it.

Speaker 11 (01:15:26):
That was it, sort of and we, you know, will
be out working in the yard at the same time.
Sort of, you know, just ignoring another human person.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Yeah, that is somewhat uncomfortable. Yeah, but when when you
have them as a neighbor, that's a whole new concept.
Like wow, but look, you know, you just don't see
an eye eye. Just because we're both humans doesn't mean
we hate each other. It's just we're just not supposed
to be around each other. We're not meant to be friends.

(01:16:01):
And as soon as you can buy into that fact
and that concept, you're good.

Speaker 26 (01:16:05):
Let it go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Like, Okay, we just meant to me. I have one
friend from my past. It's the same thing. Kristin not
a neighbor. But we just agreed. We just we agree
that we're never going to agree on anything. We don't.
We don't have the same expectations from life and this
and that, so we just let's just call it today.
And actually it was. It was relieving to be able
to just let each other go. I don't know, well,

(01:16:27):
good luck with that. Either you move or you just
see you're out their gardening every day. What are you
gonna do?

Speaker 13 (01:16:31):
You know? Right?

Speaker 11 (01:16:32):
But I just I just need to say that that
if anything happened, I would go to a rescue if needed.
I mean, I'm not I'm not that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Crass, but no, I got that, and I would hope
that would be the case with her as well. All Right, Kristin,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 12 (01:16:47):
Okay, you got it, So that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Wow, you know who I'm talking about. You have that
list of one or more in your life that you
just don't want to deal with anymore. It's it's messy,
can get messy trying to get rid of them, and
there's guilt and whatever at play. But gosh, don't you
deserve to live cleanly and not have to worry about
them anymore?

Speaker 26 (01:17:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Some people think that's a very cold way of looking
at it. Someone actually sent a text what friends don't
last forever. I never knew. Well, no, they don't. No,
they don't, they do not.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
They can also do things to mess it up. And
you're like, yeh, bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
All right, this is a heavy conversation. Hope we're not
depressing anyone, anyone sad.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
I think we're going to make people make these calls today.
Someone's getting that call this afternoon, at least.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
At the very least, and you'll reevaluate your relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
All right, let's just have a conversation about bagel and
pizza fights. Here we go. All right. Look, you know
most or not, if not all, of us are based
in the New York City area, where we have this
egotistical love for the pizza from our region. You know what,
well a lot of people do. I happen to be
the guy who's open minded to say, hey, no, I
can go to New Haven, I can go to Chicago,

(01:18:00):
I can go to California. I can get some fantastic
frigging pizzas there too. I'm not gonna sit here and
tell you will know if it's not from New York
and sucks to me. That just doesn't make sense, right,
It's the same as this bagel. There's a big bagel
fight going on now and they're saying the best bagels
in America. There was a someone saying they're being made
in Los Angeles. Oh at Mark's Bagels. They're saying they're

(01:18:24):
some of the best. And then so now there are
people from New York saying, no, ho do you you
haven't had them?

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
I know, I have to admit. When I heard this
story yesterday, I was in the car listening to the news,
and I did go what like for a minute, but
then I did have an open mind and said, okay,
I would try them.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
You try them. So so this this takes us back
to last night. I was I was making my meat
balls and I posted a photo and I know that
there's always some New Yorker well yeah, well it's a Tuxan.

Speaker 18 (01:18:52):
No, no, my.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Meatballs are fantastic. So I just did a preemptive strike
and said, hey, I bet your your grandma's and meatballs
are great. Good for her.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
You know, it's just just.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Because you think something is the best, not until you
taste it. It's like the same as like here, have
a bite of this, Oh I don't eat that? Have
you ever had it? No, then how do you know
if you don't like it?

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Well, you know that I do that all the time,
But you do you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
Looked at it and I knew, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Yeah, Get Brody on the phone. I bet Brody's gonna
be a big loudmouth New Yorker about this. Brody, Elvis,
what what?

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
How do you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
How do you stand on this?

Speaker 40 (01:19:36):
Listen? You want to argue about pizza New Haven versus
New York, Okay, I'll give you that, but don't come
to me with California makes better bagels than New York.

Speaker 21 (01:19:48):
You don't know blasphemy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
You don't, it's not blasphemy.

Speaker 21 (01:19:51):
And you know what I heard?

Speaker 40 (01:19:53):
What I heard that New Jersey has better barbecue than Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
It depends on where you Virgil's is really good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
It depends on where you eat it. I know, I know,
But you're a Texan. You value the barbecue.

Speaker 40 (01:20:08):
And if I said to you North Dakota had better
barbecue than Texas, a real Texan would kill me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
But that's so closed minded. It's just nice. It depends
on First of all, you have many factors. It depends
on what you expect from great barbecue or a great bagel.
Then it depends on how there's all these different barbecues
and bagel places all over the country. They may make
a bagel that you like better than any other bagel
on Earth, and it may not be in New York.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Now, do we know if it's a New Yorker that
moved to California that's making the babil like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
You said that, this is what Daniel just say. Do
we know if it was a New Yorker.

Speaker 10 (01:20:47):
I'm very interested. I want to try all of it.
I would love to try. If that North Dakota barbecue existed,
I would check it out. And I want to try
this La bagel exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 40 (01:21:00):
We had a listener to our Brooklyn Voice podcast. You said,
there's a gas station pizza place.

Speaker 18 (01:21:05):
In Iowa that's better than New York.

Speaker 40 (01:21:07):
How can I take them? Seriously?

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Well, Casey's try it. It could be you don't never know.
But keep in mind what you think is the best pizza,
the next guy may not think is the best pizza.
That people don't take that into account because they think
that their opinion is the last opinion and it's not
all of it.

Speaker 10 (01:21:23):
Whenever I drop a couple of the chain pizzas that
I like. Band people rage about it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
How could you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
I don't care what you say. Denado's pizza is amazing.
It's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
You know what I wanted. Yesterday? I was passing Target,
and you know how Target has what pizza? Does Target
serveget pizza?

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
It's like Domino's are one of those things. And I
was like, oh, I really want it so badly, but
I didn't go, but I wanted it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
It's a changed okay question you being a New Yorker
Danielle from the.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Not at all it's pizza hut guys, pizza? Uh no, never,
never at all, it's the pizza. Pizza is amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
If that's what you like, that's what you like.

Speaker 16 (01:22:12):
Yeah, this is such an open concept where you let
people have an opinion. Society would this temporary?

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
It's temporary.

Speaker 17 (01:22:20):
I just want to say that Elvis has taught me
over the years to be more open minded about this stuff.
My old school Brooklyn Way would have immediately lashed out,
especially with the bagel thing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
However, now I'm learning more about it.

Speaker 17 (01:22:32):
Unless you've tasted every bagel in the world, you can't
judge what is good and what is bad?

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Are you trying to say that Brody is not open minded?

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
I'm saying that, you know what.

Speaker 17 (01:22:42):
And with the bagel, they always said it's in the water,
Well guess what it could be in the banker. The
baker might have gone to a school and knows how
to do the exact perfect thing exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
So you know, you never know.

Speaker 40 (01:22:54):
Okay, first of all, a boil bagels.

Speaker 21 (01:22:57):
Second of all, elvis.

Speaker 40 (01:22:59):
I see your point. If I want the best French food,
I go to Russia.

Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Well wait a second. In the UK they have some
of the best Indian food so and the Chinese food, yes,
but the Chinese food is insane there too.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Well no, but you got to keep in mind. It's
it's you know, if you go to London, it's a
world center, just like New York San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
It was in Brighton and the food was so good.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
All right, Well, look, Brody, we could argue all day,
but we're not going to. But it's just it's yeah,
I know, I know, I know, and I know when
we need a good fight, we call up Brody. Brody
is always ready to come into the ring and duke
it out. But anyway, So I say one.

Speaker 40 (01:23:39):
More thing, I'm not alone, Elvis. I'm sure there are
people all over the country that will tell you wherever
they're from, their state does the best.

Speaker 10 (01:23:46):
One, absolutely absolutely, but that doesn't make it correct information.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
It's for them. Like, for instance, Alan online seven, Alison,
I think you've had Casey's at the gas station, right, Alan?

Speaker 41 (01:24:03):
Yes, So not only do I have the Casey's gas
station pizza, it's actually the closest pizza joint to our place,
but they have a breakfast pizza that is to die for.
It is absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Well that's where were going to cut you off? Breakfast pizza?

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Is it pizza?

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
If it's for breakfast, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
You know what a lot of people love. A lot
I've had. I've had breakfast pizza, you know, with eggs
and sausage or whatever you put on it, and I'm
sure it's really really good. But obviously I do have
my limits, and I'm very very I'm very two faced
when it comes to this. So what do they do
with it's so special about a breakfast pizza, Alan?

Speaker 41 (01:24:43):
So they like you said, eggs and sausage and but
cheese on it, They like the crisp, the cheese just right,
and everything just just goes together, just perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Who loves pizza?

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
I want I'll take it all right, Look, Alan, thank
you for checking in. Here's the bottom line. You eat
what you love, and you love it and make it
if it's the best to you, it's the best. That's
your reality, and that's okay. Don't let people like Dave
Rody talk you out of it and make you feel
inferior because you like something. That's my point. That's it.

(01:25:16):
But thanks for listening to us, Helen. Yeah, you bet
have a great day. Yeah. People are checking in saying, uh,
Saint Louis has the best Philly cheese steaks. But wait,
it's a Philly cheese steak. I'm not getting some sense
out of that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Yeah, I need to be organized, better organized. I know
I had something in here. I saw a tweet I
believe from a listener saying that he's all pissed off
because he knows his girlfriend is going to work and
telling all of her friends everything about their love life. Everything.
Oh she apparently, you know. Look, in relationships, people have disagreements.

(01:26:06):
In relationships, people have sex. In relationshipships, people have to
deal with their boyfriend's mother or their girlfriend's parents, whatever,
all these things. Apparently she's going to work and obviously
venting to her friends at work about things in the
relationship that are just upsetting her or things she just
needs to vent about. She may not even need advice anyway,

(01:26:29):
if I think it finally got back to him through
the boyfriend of one of her friends, the boyfriend of
one of her friends of one of her friends, Okay,
told him, Hey, I heard that you guys were having
a fight about X y Z blah blah blah. But
I heard the makeup sex was great. That's great. Hey,
so what do you want for dinner? And he was like,

(01:26:50):
wait a minute. So now he's assuming she's going to
work in saying everything, Oh my gosh, seems like she is.
So it got me thinking, how many of us, because
we're family, I mean some of us have been together
for twenty five years, how many of us have come
in and actually meet including vented. See, I've never heard
Danielle vent about her relationship with Sheldon.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
I'm very good at that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
So Sheldon, if you're listening, husband of Danielle, she's never
ever talked about you or anything personal about your parent.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Because here's the thing I learned a long time ago,
because I used to do it and years and years
and years ago. You don't hear his side of the story,
and you guys are friends.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Of his, and on your side of the story is
the correct one.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Well, in my opinion, yes, But I know we're going
to work it out, and I don't want you to
look at him in a way where you only see
my side of the story. And so you know, so
I kind of you know, I don't want to do
that to him.

Speaker 13 (01:27:41):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
If I walk in here, tail between my legs and
I'm like oh, and someone says, hey, Elvis, what's wrong,
and I look at you and go, okay, I'll let
you know. So I said, Alex told me blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah. And I'm just not I'm
not processing it very well. I'm not even talking to him. Yeah,
I mean, I don't even want to see him this weekend.

(01:28:02):
I just don't. I don't want to hang out. I
just I don't know. We'll work it out, but I'm
just having so I have told you something about Alex
and me having a problem. So next time you see Alex,
you be like, well, look at that totally.

Speaker 31 (01:28:15):
But.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
I wouldn't tell him like that person did. Everyone be like,
guess what your husband told me exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
That's kind of stupid. It's really tough to do that.
What to take it.

Speaker 10 (01:28:27):
You're not even purposefully tainting people, but you end up
tainting all of these people against your significant other. You're right,
they don't have a chance to defend themselves. And we're
not always correct most of the time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
But you know what's up.

Speaker 7 (01:28:39):
Producer Sam, I feel like it's natural to need to
do that, but I have a thing against sharing secrets
that aren't yours.

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
So I am kind of have a question mark over
that girlfriend's friend. She didn't have to tell her boyfriend.

Speaker 13 (01:28:51):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
That's where I'm like, yeah, like, my friend's bent to
me and it's their problem to share with me. It's
not my to share with William about fraud.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
And Lisa's Froggy tells us everything on the radio every
time they have a fight. It's right up there on
the radio, right.

Speaker 16 (01:29:06):
But I let you get her side too. You can
have both sides.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
You get both sides of the store.

Speaker 16 (01:29:11):
Daniel takes Lisa's side every time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Every time, and I take you, I take Froggy's side
sometimes anyway. So okay. So so before you go into
work or school today and you start venting about your
significant other, think, think about what you're doing. I don't know.
Then then who do you go to? Your one good girlfriend?

Speaker 17 (01:29:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Hey, I got to talk to you. He did something
that just or the good stuff. Wow, there's just something
about his tongue. I don't even want to tell you
about it because you'll try to steal him away from me.
His tongue deserves its own award. Do you really, okay?

(01:29:50):
Do you want your significant other to go and brag
about your sex life? That's still something that's kind of personal,
isn't it.

Speaker 16 (01:29:58):
Danielle does that now? Danielle does that?

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Well, we know you know certain sizes, that's all?

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Yeah, you do?

Speaker 13 (01:30:05):
You do?

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Does he know you talk about time?

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
He laughs?

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
He just laugh He's okay with it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
Of course, it's to be proud of.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
What's scary. I only wanted out there if there's something
good to be said about.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Well, I haven't heard anything good, so don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
I mean out there that You're like, you know that
you're the man, right, So well, Danielle doesn't want it
out there that she's the man.

Speaker 5 (01:30:30):
I do if my boyfriend mentioned that about me?

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Yeahs may Yeah, thank you. Let's go talk to Rachel. Rachel,
how you doing good?

Speaker 23 (01:30:38):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
We're doing well? So you lost your best friend of
fifteen years because of venting about your husband and what happened.

Speaker 14 (01:30:45):
Oh well, I guess I opened up to her too
much over our fifteen years of friendship, and it eventually
got to the point this past summer that she was
upset that I wasn't more upset with him over something
he had done that I forgave him. And it wasn't
anything a major thing that he had done, but she

(01:31:08):
was upset, so she ended our friendship.

Speaker 11 (01:31:11):
Wow, now we are no longer I lost my best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Okay, so you're my best friend for fifteen years, and
now you have told me that even as heinous as
I thought it was what your husband did to you,
you forgave him. Therefore I can't forgive you and be
your friend.

Speaker 11 (01:31:29):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Exactly.

Speaker 29 (01:31:32):
And it breaks Yeah, it breaks my heart every day,
and I've tried to reach out to her, and she
is just not being receptive of it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Now, going back, do you think you've done something wrong
or do you think this is really just over the
line for her response and her reaction.

Speaker 29 (01:31:50):
No, I didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she just
I think because of her relationship and her marriage and
she did end it. I just think that she wanted
me to. I think she was happier honestly when I
was arguing with him, because she was so unhappy in
her relationships.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Oh okay, so there's a deeper part of the story.
But do you do you if you could do it
all over again, would you not vent as much to
your friends about what happened with your husband?

Speaker 21 (01:32:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 29 (01:32:19):
Now I'm very I watch what I say. I don't
open up as much because I'm afraid that my friends
are gonna take it against him and me. And it's
just it's caused a strain because they were really close
as well. We had all been really close for many,
many years.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Yeah, you know, it's so easy for us just to
trust whatever we say to be fine. Everything's gonna be fine.
I can say whatever I want to say. These are
my friends and we'll just get through this. However, I
feel about this situation. They'll feel the same way wom
It's not always that way, all right, Rachel, thank you
and best of luck with you and your husband.

Speaker 29 (01:32:51):
Okay, thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Have a good day.

Speaker 10 (01:32:55):
Yeah, and never vent to your family because they definitely
will hold the gross Oh forget it absolutely, especially your mom.
Oh yeah, my dad will forget my best friend's name.
But he's I swear to god, he remembers people who
wronged me when I was four. Were four years old,
So if I remember that girl that stole that candy
from you, I'll never forgive her.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
God, Dad, calm down, we were four.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
God, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
But venting is a very Isn't that a very important
thing to be able to do, to be able to say, hey,
you know this, I just got to get this off, bunch,
will you hear me out?

Speaker 23 (01:33:24):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
Then who do you vent to if you think everyone's
going to take it seriously and then like to screw
it all up.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
Therapists are great writing letters you never send. Also great.
I have a whole pile of those.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
So let's say you're married and you're having an affair
with the woman next door. The married woman next door Okay,
so do you have the wherewithal to dig a tunnel
between your house and her house? Did you hear the story?

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
No, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Just south of the border in Tijuana, Mexico. Alberto is
his name. He's a construction worker. He's been cheating on
his wife with a woman named Pamela, who's also married
to a guy named Jorge. They live next door. So
to make their affair easier, Alberto the construction worker dug
an underground tunnel between their homes. Okay, don't know how

(01:34:18):
long the tunnel was, but I was looking at a photo.
He did a slick pro job on this thing. Can
you imagine digging a tunnel?

Speaker 16 (01:34:25):
No, but he's a construction worker, so that made it
a little easier because he did seem like maybe he
was doing something that he knew what he was doing right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
Well, I know, but even a tunnel of me, you're
a construction worker, it's it's not an overnight process.

Speaker 19 (01:34:36):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Because I'd be broken up to you by the time
I had like a spoonful of dirt out of the hole.

Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
Me too, I'd be so annoyed at all my efforts,
like this isn't worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Okay. Well, the tunnel worked until Jorge came home from
work early one day, caught him in the act, and
he spotted the hole to the tunnel, which was underneath
his couch. Oh my gosh, and he got so he
crawled down into the hole and followed it over to
Albertdo's house.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
Oh my god, oh my goodness. This needs to be
like a Hallmark movie or something exactly this story.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
It's just, you know, every day, I'm just amazed at
the things we learn, the links people go to.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
We can call the movie Alberto's Hole.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Yes, yes, Alberta's colon the Tunnel of Love.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
We need to make them. Where are you.

Speaker 13 (01:35:36):
Time?

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
If you're out there sending your resumes around trying to
get a job, you got to make sure you check
your auto correct Make sure you check it over. A
guy posted on Reddit his girlfriend had been applying to
jobs and she's not getting any callbacks. We couldn't figure
out why. Somehow, the resume app auto corrected her name
to her user name Princess Banana hammock.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
Wait a minute, what does that a user name for?

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
That's a I think that's an old friends reference.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
By the way, Oh okay, Ellieah, so she was.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
She was applying for jobs under the name Princess Banana Hammock.
So I thought it was kind of fun.

Speaker 5 (01:36:13):
Okay, I would totally call that person back.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
See see if you applied it to if you applied
for a job on our show, we would call you
back because.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
We like people instantly.

Speaker 16 (01:36:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
So, uh, scary, you look like you're chomping at the bit.

Speaker 17 (01:36:28):
I was about to say, if we were going to
continue on that thought for a second, when it in
the times of getting hiring interns, Brody would actually uh
literally troll their social media to see to make sure
there weren't these nuances and weird things. I said, well,
that builds a better character. I think those are the
people that you want to interview, but you don't want
to interview, you know. But he's like, no, way, no,

(01:36:48):
there's misspellings here.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
If you picked up Brody, let's let's talk to him
about let's chastise him severely. No, good morning.

Speaker 18 (01:36:54):
Brody, good morning of us. You know what's funny is
what I told that the scary I said, Hey, between us,
I never want to discuss this, but I have checked
out social media. But that's not something I would ever
discuss in public because I wouldn't want applicants to know that.
So it's say, it's scary, Well.

Speaker 17 (01:37:12):
It's typical of an employer to check social media. I
mean that's kind of a given at this point. But
he did tell you, I, you know, he here, here's
the thing. Brody is in charge of hiring our interns,
and this is why we have the best interns, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
But that's his system, you know. And and he did
say out loud, I don't want that to be public,
and you just announced it to the public. I just
I prefer someone with that that's been ruffled down. But
you're missing the point here. The point is the point
is he asked you, and you you still did it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
Well, snitches end up in ditches, scary.

Speaker 13 (01:37:42):
Is it?

Speaker 23 (01:37:42):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Alberta so Brody, And it's interesting how you and who
am I to question how you make your decisions on
these interns, because nine times out of ten they're they're fabulous, right, Uh,
But you do get really picky about their their their resumes.

(01:38:04):
And I'm thinking the ones that go all hog crazy,
those are the ones we kind of want to meet
because those are the interesting, weird ones. Like in turn Robbie,
for instance, he turned out to be like just wild,
wacky and incredible. And something tells me my resume wasn't perfect.

Speaker 18 (01:38:19):
Well, when you say resume, I'm actually a stickler for
the cover letter. Robbie, Robbie happens to be although he's
out of his freaking mind. Robbie's cover letter was fantastic,
and his resume he worked at a lot of radio stations.
My big pet peeve, and I tweet this all the time,
is when your cover letter says I really want to
be a part of the morning show, and you write

(01:38:40):
a part is one word that's the exact opposite of
what they mean. So that means separate from okay, and
so if you want to be separate from the morning show,
you're going to say that way. That's that's what That's
sort of my thing. Don't you get a part wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
You know, through your scrutiny, the interns that we have
had over the years have all been very smart, So
I mean, I guess that has something to do with it.
Most of them. Some of them kind of stupid, but
you know, I'm kidding.

Speaker 18 (01:39:06):
Although I did make I didn't Elvis. I did make
one exception because her Carver letter was fantastic. Sam producer
Sam wrote on her Carver letter, I could care less,
but I still interviewed her because her Carver letter was funny.
And that's my one mistake that I might be one
exception in the twenty years I've been.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Doing this, Okay, and look at look at the payoff there. Yeah,
when she's seen when she should have said, I couldn't
have cared less, you still let her slip through. What's
said Gandhi about you creeping on social media.

Speaker 10 (01:39:36):
I creep social media for everything I consume. Whether it's
me wanting to buy a piece of jewelry, I'll find
their page and dive deep into it. If I want
to donate money somewhere. My sister's dog trainers, I wanted
to see what kind of people they were, so I
dig into their social media too. It is absolutely representative
of who they want you to think they are or
who they actually are.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
Either way, I want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Yeah, because you can tell if they're putting on a front.
If they're fronting, you know absolutely, And even then you
can admire them for a front and in a great way.
You know, I don't all right, brody loving you just
want to check.

Speaker 24 (01:40:09):
In with you.

Speaker 18 (01:40:11):
Thanks, loving you too, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Bye, all right, we were really late.

Speaker 16 (01:40:14):
Yeah, Frog, I was just gonna admire Scury's ability. He
pulled one of his Steve Martin tactics there. I caught it.
After we were chastising him about social media, he went
back to the hole that the guy was digging over
to the next door neighbor's house. That was one of
Steve Martin's tactics.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
The callback called the callback. Yeah, but to give it
work out, give yourself at only one five hundred people
probably heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Anyway, we need fifteen more minutes of Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
Good God, how do we cram all these people in
one room?

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast, and extra fifteen minutes
of Elvis Listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you
get your podcasts. Elvista ran in the Morning Show, Elvis
sting in the Morning Show Worthy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Hey, I'm gonna get into a conversation one of our interns,
intern Kitlyn, is it right? Yeah? So entering, Caitlyn did
something that just kind of throws me off. Oh she
was Hi, Caitlin, come on in welcome to the show now,
She says. Recently, I was reading her weekly assignment. I

(01:41:27):
was talking to this guy we'll call him. Can I
use his name, Kyley?

Speaker 13 (01:41:31):
It's made up, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Anyway, I was talking to Kyle and was going really well.
We only knew each other for a little while, but
he wasn't being weird or anything or annoying, and I
thought that was a good sign. But I made one
fatal mistake of not asking when his birthday was or
what his zodiac sign is. Are you one of those yes, Okay,
I'm one of those people that genuinely cares about someone's

(01:41:54):
zodiac sign. Why would I waste my time with someone
if I hate their zodiac sign. I just shouldn't. I
just shouldn't. So when I learned he was a Virgo,
a sign that I refuse to date, I stopped talking
to him. His number deleted, conversation ended. It's over. I
have too many Virgos in my life, and I've had

(01:42:15):
a few negative experiences with them in the past. I
just don't like them. There are eleven other signs in
the universe. Kyle had to be a Virgo. No thanks. Honestly, though,
I feel like I'm doing the right thing here. I'm
protecting myself.

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
No, really, no you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
What if he was the one, well, we'll never know.

Speaker 13 (01:42:30):
Yeah, and I don't want to risk that because what
was your.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
What's your problem with virgos? What has happened with other
virgos that has just burned you? Caitlin.

Speaker 13 (01:42:39):
Honestly, it goes back years that I can't give a
specific example, but every time something negative has happened with
a person, it's like, oh, they're a virgo.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
Wow, of course.

Speaker 13 (01:42:49):
Yes. Also, my mom's a Virgo and she's definitely listening
right now. So I'm sorry, mom, but I just don't
want to beta virgo like there's so many other signs.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Because I just think this whole thing is crap. I'm sorry,
you can't do this, you can't do that. It's just
it's it's made up. You know who are we? You
know what I'm saying. If this is Caitlyn's thing, it's
Caitlyn's thing. If you already have it set up in

(01:43:21):
your mind, it's gonna fail, it's going to fail. So
it's done. Yeah, yeah, Gandhi, But.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
Caitlyn, what's what is your sign?

Speaker 13 (01:43:26):
Taurus?

Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
Would you feel weird.

Speaker 10 (01:43:31):
If a guy was talking to you and then you
told him you were a Taurus and he was like, oh,
I'm done. I can't deal it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:34):
You're terrible, You're awful.

Speaker 13 (01:43:36):
Well, that would make me a hypocrite. So no, because
you'd be okay with it. Yeah, because I respect that,
and I think a lot of people have bad It's
like sort of negative connotations with different signs, Like a
lot of people hate geminis or I hate virgos. So yeah,
it's a personal preference. It's notinst him rs.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
You just don't want to be with them.

Speaker 26 (01:43:55):
Now.

Speaker 13 (01:43:56):
I am a friends with a lot of virgos, so
I just don't want to date one.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
Okay, all right, it's it's gonna fail, so let it go, yes, producer.

Speaker 7 (01:44:04):
Sam, See, we have to realize that these are like
average things. So in the morning, when we say your
day is a seven, that's an average of let's say,
all leos throughout. Okay, it's just an average thing. So
I do think you might be selling yourself a little
short by just blocking off an entire sign because it's
just an average. It's not a promise. And I do
believe in that stuff, and I am a virgo. So

(01:44:25):
we'll talk later. But I think you are cutting off
a little bit of your life that maybe you don't
have to.

Speaker 13 (01:44:32):
Yeah, but it's only a like one out of twelve,
so it's not It's true a good experience. And this
is the only reason it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
What you call it. You know, you could be superstitious,
you could be you know, you could be anyway. We
all have these quirks, and we all have these things
we believe in. I wouldn't fight it. I would say,
you know what you're going with your gut. You're going
with the way you feel the universe is telling you
to go. Don't question it, leave it alone, thank you.
So are you're limiting all virgo.

Speaker 13 (01:45:00):
From my dating life? Yes, dating life, but I'll be
friends with them.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
You'll be friends with a virgo. Yeah, and even then
you expect, you expect awful things to happen with your friendship,
like they're gonna use you, they're gonna piss you off.

Speaker 13 (01:45:11):
I mean I have blamed certain things my friends have
done on the fact there a virgo, but I let
it side.

Speaker 10 (01:45:17):
Okay, Well, wait a second, does Kyle know why you
cut him off? Or did you just ghost him altogether.
I ghosted, Yeah, you're a monster, Caitlin.

Speaker 16 (01:45:27):
Do you believe the earth is flat?

Speaker 14 (01:45:28):
Too?

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
Seriously? No, we're not here to insult her. I just okay,
so I have a little bit of a problem with
this way. By the way, you're acting a little too sassy.

Speaker 5 (01:45:38):
He's real mad.

Speaker 33 (01:45:39):
About ten years ago, I went on a date with
a girl and fifty best date ever. I'm great on
a first date. I admit it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
I'm really good on a first day. According to you,
it was a great date.

Speaker 13 (01:45:49):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
It was fantastic.

Speaker 33 (01:45:50):
She was into me, laughing at every joke, even the
ones that weren't funny. And then she goes, why, hey,
oh it's your boy's your birthday? I said j Anyway,
she goes, are you a Capricorn? I said, yeah, totally
shut down. Date ended about five minutes later, never heard
from her again. Good stop talking to me because I'm
a Capricorn.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
Let it go, really let it go.

Speaker 13 (01:46:09):
That is one of the most capricorn things I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
Now, explain that, Caitlin, what do you mean by that?

Speaker 13 (01:46:16):
I mean Capricorn's I feel like this s woust to
be super hard working, but I think they're very hard
headed and very like self absorbed, and like this is
how long ago is the state?

Speaker 16 (01:46:25):
Ten years?

Speaker 13 (01:46:26):
Ten years ago, and you're still hold this anger, and
I think you need to let that go.

Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
Yure, very smart.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
I find Kaitlin on top of her game. I'll just
go talk to Emily.

Speaker 13 (01:46:40):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Emily, Hi, Yeah, so you're a virgo and refuse to
date aries? Why is dan? Emily?

Speaker 11 (01:46:48):
Well, I agree that I think zodiac signs are real,
and I would refuse to date.

Speaker 14 (01:46:54):
An aries because they're abrasive and everyone i've met has
just is just mean and they make you not good.

Speaker 12 (01:47:01):
So I agree.

Speaker 15 (01:47:02):
But also I wanted to say that virgos.

Speaker 11 (01:47:04):
And tauruses are actually very compatible.

Speaker 12 (01:47:07):
So huh, it would be weird.

Speaker 29 (01:47:09):
I said, she thinks virgos are non datable.

Speaker 5 (01:47:12):
Emily, I'm my Aries.

Speaker 31 (01:47:13):
I'm not mean.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
There you go proof.

Speaker 15 (01:47:18):
Not maybe mean, but just a braces.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
I'm not me.

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Emily, thank you very much.

Speaker 16 (01:47:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
I don't know look me personally, not that you've asked,
but I'll tell you I don't. I don't see for
me the sense into eliminating someone from the dating pool
if there is a certain sign. But As I've said before,
if that's your thing, it should be respected. I get
it because virgos with you are doomed from the from
the from the beginning, So why even think about it?

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
So I don't even even if it was a positive
experience in your head, you're gonna already make it a negative.

Speaker 13 (01:47:58):
Is not worth it, That's not worth it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Poor Kyle.

Speaker 10 (01:48:02):
You didn't even send him a text like, sorry, it's
your sign. It's amazing, not you, like he just got ghosted.
He's probably sitting there.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
Do you know Ali Gold who does our social beautifully,
She'll date anyone's sloppy seconds. So if you have what
is your sign?

Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
I'm a virgo and I'm wondering, like, is this why
I'm single?

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
No, that's why you're not dating Caitlin. Maybe one of
the reasons I don't. It's okay, it's okay. Look if
I don't want to, I don't want to date someone
because of something the length their nose points to the
left or something that's my thing. It's okay. And now
all people with noses pointed to the left don't get mad.

Speaker 16 (01:48:45):
At texted Sheldon and he says, no, Daniel's never abrasive ever, never, ever, never.

Speaker 17 (01:48:53):
You know what really sucks here is that people complain
NonStop how hard it is to find a good person.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
Why we pre judging?

Speaker 17 (01:49:00):
You're eliminating potential guys that can have great characteristics and
things to offer.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
You think you do understand that, right? Do you understand that?

Speaker 17 (01:49:08):
Right?

Speaker 13 (01:49:08):
Yeah? But how do you know I can't find that
same type of person that's a pisces or something.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
Yeah, you don't seem to be sweating it.

Speaker 26 (01:49:16):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
She's okay, relax, don't yuck her. Yum, I'm not gonna
poo poo in your cocon Yeah, please, thank you. Let's
go talk to Taylor. Hi, Taylor, what's going on?

Speaker 17 (01:49:30):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
Hello? Now you're a Gemini, yes, but you don't act
like one. What does that mean?

Speaker 13 (01:49:37):
No?

Speaker 39 (01:49:38):
Well, I work with two other geminis at my job,
and the one she says, I geminis are more like
kind of like emotionless, but I literally cry everything, like
I feel like I feel like I'm nice and like
I'm not. I'm afraid to tell people I'm a because
I'm afraid that they're gonna automatically.

Speaker 26 (01:49:59):
Like hate me.

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
And people like Caitlin the judger, the judger of what virgos?
Who do you hate? Yeahah, look, Taylor, just because you
don't fit that Gemini profile. Uh do you believe in
this stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:50:13):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
I mean, do you eliminate people from your life because
of their their astrological sign?

Speaker 30 (01:50:19):
Kind of?

Speaker 11 (01:50:20):
But I don't.

Speaker 39 (01:50:21):
I don't stress about it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
Yeah. See, Kaitlyn doesn't seem stressed. It's just like a
matter of fact, I'm not going to date you. You're
a virgo. All right, thanks for calling.

Speaker 16 (01:50:28):
What's that?

Speaker 10 (01:50:29):
I just got a note handed to me saying scary
made a stink about how he really wanted to date
a sage.

Speaker 13 (01:50:34):
Now you won't date?

Speaker 5 (01:50:35):
Oh, how you won't date a sagittary scorpio a scorpio?

Speaker 6 (01:50:38):
Excuse me? So listen, don't you throw stink over there?

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
Wait a second? But certain certain they're a fiery zodiac sign.

Speaker 16 (01:50:45):
And Kaitlin knows wrong with scorpios. We're just fine.

Speaker 18 (01:50:47):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
You know that they're very jealous, they're very passionate in
the bedroom. But but you know too much information from you.
I don't understand you. You're a little hypocritical because you
said just a moment ago, by eliminating people because of
their you're you're, you're it's silly. But now you're saying
you're eliminating sagittarian. If she's only.

Speaker 17 (01:51:04):
Eliminating virgos, not scorpios scorpio, I would be agreed with
you on Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:51:09):
What's wrong with my wife, Lisa, she's a scorpio.

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Oh, well, stepped in that.

Speaker 10 (01:51:17):
I do the other direction, and I warned people when
I meet them, like, just so you know I'm a sagittarius,
because then anything I do that's bad from that point on,
I have a reason.

Speaker 5 (01:51:23):
It's because I'm a sagittarius.

Speaker 13 (01:51:25):
It's not my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
Just to let you know, Caitlin, some very very uh
datable virgos, Ryan Phelippe and Tom Hardy and Nick Jonas.
Oh they're all married.

Speaker 16 (01:51:34):
I don't never mind.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
You couldn't have them anyway. It's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:51:37):
I like, but you're being in airs trying to be nice. Now,
don't do anything that's yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:51:43):
Don't listen to it. Best of la, Thanks for coming in, Kaylin.
Everyone you're a virgo, need not apply. Oh there goes Elvis.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
Elvis Terran in the Morning show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
I just looked up. I was looking up banana peels
out windows litter or not. According to the state of Florida,
this is the first example I found. It is illegal.
You cannot throw anything out your window. The fine for
littering is one hundred and eighty dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
I thought it was one thousand dollars in some places.

Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
Okay, well, because does it add nutrients to the soil. Well, no, no,
that's not the argument. The argument is is it littering? Okay,
So here's an example. Okay, this is a little different.
So you know, when I take little Maxie for a
walk and he makes pooh, right, I have little pooh bags,
and I pick up his pooh. And you know, every corner,
every street corner in New York City has a trash can.

(01:52:49):
I throw the pooh bag in the trash can. Sometimes
I even like tie it into a knot. So like
if someone comes by looking for dinner, you know, I'm like, hey, exactly,
So I learned, yes yesterday, this is against the law.
We're supposed to take the dog poo home and flush
it down the toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:53:07):
Really, oh, that's just a long way to go.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
Litter baskets are intended for pedestrian litter where canine waste
may be placed in the litter baskets, this is not
their primary purpose. Dog walkers should not be placing canine
waste on or in another residence receptacles. But blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway, so I've been
I've been breaking the law, just like Brody does when
he throws his banana peel in the woods.

Speaker 15 (01:53:31):
Same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
It's it's your throat aspect for the wood. The litter
laws are you not? You're not supposed to throw anything
out the window?

Speaker 38 (01:53:39):
What uh?

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
Frog?

Speaker 16 (01:53:40):
I got yelled at. There's a lake behind my house,
and so the dog when the dogs were going pooh,
I was just flinging the poo in the lake. There's
alligators that poop in the lake. Why is the dog
pooh bad for the lake?

Speaker 13 (01:53:51):
Because a lake?

Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
Right, Yeah, it's still pooh. You should only live in
your own pooh.

Speaker 3 (01:53:57):
Mom always said, alligators don't want to women your dog's pooh.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
Right, But it's fertilization problem with pond.

Speaker 16 (01:54:07):
I to throw dog poo in the lake instead of
putting in my garbage cannon. It smells like pooh.

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
Okay, So, okay, well let's go back to the biodegradable
thing that Scary and Brodie are talking about. Leave it
to them, the Brooklyn guys, the Brooklyn boys, to be
the litter bugs in the room. It could be biodegradable that.
But the argument is you are throwing it's quality of life.
You're throwing crap on the ground where it shouldn't be.

Speaker 4 (01:54:27):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
My argument is.

Speaker 17 (01:54:28):
There's a lot of things that are illegal, and these
laws that are in existence, but we don't follow them.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
There are certain things right, no, no, no, you cannot.
You cannot justify your way out of this bag. If
there's a law, it's a law. Period.

Speaker 16 (01:54:42):
They said you can't throw them out the window. What
if I open the door and lay it on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Okay, you know what I'm saying, don't start. First of all,
I throw mine out the moon roof.

Speaker 17 (01:54:50):
Second of all, there are sodomy laws in many states
in this country, and we all do it.

Speaker 13 (01:54:54):
What what.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
That's what I'm saying. I like how you're saying that
while you're standing behind gun.

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
Uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:55:07):
It is literally, look if I walking down the street
and I see a banana peel next to the sidewalk
or in the bushes whatever. To me, I'm like, oh god,
what a pig that is littering?

Speaker 10 (01:55:18):
A phone number in my phone to report people who
littered because it makes me so crazy, and I would
call in license plates. I don't think they actually did
anything about it, but it was me at my most crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:55:28):
What are you saying here? Ob scary?

Speaker 17 (01:55:30):
Someone just texted in what if I spit out the
seed of an orange or an apple while I'm driving?

Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
Is that littering too?

Speaker 31 (01:55:37):
Or?

Speaker 3 (01:55:37):
You know, what if I let me ask you a question,
why are we spitting or throwing anything out of a window?
Bring a garbage bag, bring a garbage bag with you
or a tissue.

Speaker 16 (01:55:49):
Window? Is that is that Litterally? If I fling a
booger out, you don't be putting anything out the window.

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
Don't fling your boogers, you know. And another person pulled
over for flinging boogers. I don't know, you should blanche.
So someone just send in a text saying that you
throw banana peels and apple remnants or whatever outside of window.
Some birds of prey can choke on those, you know.
Don't throw crap out your window, period.

Speaker 5 (01:56:15):
You wouldn't.

Speaker 10 (01:56:16):
If you wouldn't do it in your home, don't do
it outside. But I don't understand how people don't follow that.

Speaker 3 (01:56:19):
I think some people will do it at their home.

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
All right, have we have we exhausted this enough? We
have not exhausted this in.

Speaker 3 (01:56:28):
You've learned who the real Neanderthals in the room are today?

Speaker 16 (01:56:31):
Who says, don't do it outside if you don't do
it in your home. I take my dogs outside to pee.
I don't want to pee in the house. I mean,
there's a difference.

Speaker 5 (01:56:38):
You can let your dog p outside, but maybe you
should let them do it in your.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
Toilet and windows. They didn't had a whole different set
of rules.

Speaker 2 (01:56:47):
Waking up in the morning, Elvista ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:56:53):
All right, shows do and let's get out of here
until next time. Say peace out, everybody, everybody,