FULL SHOW: The Day We Have a Price

Gandhi's boyfriend and Elvis have different opinions on their "price," and Nate's is controversial. Plus, we put a listener on the spot about her husband's friends. Do you like all of your partners friends? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Of course of this program we're pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sometimes you just have to blow it out.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
The show is about to be God's eldest story.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
In the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
So yeah, unusual pets. But look, if you have a
pet you love, if people give you Greek, how a snake?
What are you doing with a snake? I mean, you know,
you should be free to have any kind of pet
you want, as long as it doesn't hurt you or
someone else, or it's an endangered pet that you should
not have at your house. There is that, But I
just I don't see what a snake? What do you

(00:41):
get out of a snake?

Speaker 6 (00:42):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (00:43):
So I used to work with a guy who kind
of took a snake out for a walk. All yeah,
he had a giant boa and he used to take
her out for walks.

Speaker 8 (00:51):
Not he wouldn't put it on the floor and let
it slither.

Speaker 7 (00:54):
Well, yeah, but he wudn't work with her.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Well, I mean, was there like like a leash? No,
can you put your snake on the leash?

Speaker 9 (01:01):
Yep?

Speaker 8 (01:01):
He just put it around his neck.

Speaker 7 (01:02):
No, just walked out in the yard, slithered around. He'd
walk around.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
All right, here's what we need, a need for you
to text me if you have a pet that people
give you hell about.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
Yes, and can you bring them to the studio please?

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Oh my god, pet snake. I'm gonna take my snake
for a walk.

Speaker 10 (01:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:18):
Now, when we had those turkeys in the studio, oh god, no,
and we fed turkey?

Speaker 8 (01:21):
Did the turkey?

Speaker 12 (01:22):
We did?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
It was not nice? Hello is this Brittany?

Speaker 13 (01:25):
Yes, it is all right.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
So you don't have a doggie, you don't have a
kitty cat, you have a pet hedgehog? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Can you cuddle a hedgehog?

Speaker 14 (01:35):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
He cuddling.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, I can see that. A friend one had
a hedgehog and had a lot of a lot of
good times with that hedgehog.

Speaker 8 (01:43):
It's nice.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
I have wanted a hedgehog for so long. But then
I googled hedgehog care and some things that you might
need to know about them, and it was terrifying. What
do you mean they're very high maintenance? Apparently?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Are they high maintenance, Brittany?

Speaker 15 (01:57):
Not really?

Speaker 14 (01:59):
Mine?

Speaker 10 (02:00):
Very lazy, lazy hedgehog.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
Well, they say that's one of the things to be
aware of because they have a propensity to be obese
and then they can't roll into a ball, which they
like to do if they're scared or upset about something,
and then they get anxiety because they're obese.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Oh my gosh, I love.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
How you've did all the.

Speaker 7 (02:18):
No, I looked it all up. Apparently they also really
like to climb, but they have weak ankles and feet,
so they get up really high and then they break
their legs on the way down.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Oh my god. Yeah, hold on now, Brittany. You know,
she says she learned these things, but you know for
a fact either this is true or not. I mean,
do you have a leg breaking hedgehog?

Speaker 9 (02:35):
No?

Speaker 14 (02:35):
I do not.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Okay, lazy, lazy hedge The key is to have a
lazy hedgehog. It doesn't climb all right, but then he
gets anxiety.

Speaker 14 (02:44):
He likes to climb.

Speaker 16 (02:45):
He likes to climb, but I try not to make
him climb a lot.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Leg It sounds like Brittany's having a very good time
with her hedgehog, and you're like making it sound like
a nightmare.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
She'll be an immobile if you was spy.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Maybe she does not He got a good hedgehog.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, you got it. You got a good hedgehog. How
long have you had your hedgehog?

Speaker 17 (03:06):
About two years.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Okay, how did they live? How long do they live
in captivity?

Speaker 18 (03:12):
Till about eight years?

Speaker 5 (03:14):
All right, thank you for listening. What what's your hedgehog's name?

Speaker 16 (03:19):
His name is Henry.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Henry. You tell Henry? We said, hi, okay, I will.

Speaker 16 (03:25):
And you know what's funny is he eats cat food.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Of course we all do.

Speaker 9 (03:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (03:30):
And he plays with cat toys.

Speaker 17 (03:31):
It's hilarious cat toys.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
Squeaky toys.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
All right, thank you, Brittany. There you go hedgehog. See
not that not that unusual. Then you go talk to Corey. Corey,
how you doing, Hey, how they're going doing? Okay doing? Okay? So, uh,
you have a thing for snakes, but you have an
obsession with venomous snakes. They need to be venomous. Why
is that?

Speaker 15 (03:51):
I took an interest in them when I was real
young and h it was it was something that I
do to just Uh. I was always into I kept
the kind of the basic ones that you could think of.
I got into the fall pythons and everything. And uh,
a friend of mine who kind of he taught me
everything I could know about reptiles. I mentored with him

(04:13):
for several years on keeping venomous. He at one time
had well over one hundreds of different species.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Wow. Now have you ever been hit by one?

Speaker 20 (04:23):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (04:23):
Yeah, yeah, you had two times on the index finger
on the right hand.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
I mean, what do you do?

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Suck it out?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 21 (04:30):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah? They say that that's just something they did in
old country Western I mean old Western films. Yeah, you
don't want to suck pretty much.

Speaker 15 (04:38):
You just to get to the hospital as quick as possible.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Right now, what kind of snake hit you?

Speaker 15 (04:44):
Copperhead?

Speaker 9 (04:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh yeah, we used to have copper heads. I used
to mow the yard and we had copperheads all the day.
Put the the lomar like chopped their heads off. Uh.

Speaker 15 (05:02):
A couple variable bush vipers as well. They were a
nicety little piece of work too.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah. I love that. It's not just snakes. They must
be venomous snakes, right.

Speaker 15 (05:16):
One of the One of these days, I'd like to
get into keeping king kobra. But there are They're a
whole different ball game. How long they get?

Speaker 12 (05:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah, what are those spitting snakes?

Speaker 9 (05:27):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (05:28):
Zebra zebra spinners and different little like uh, spinning cobras, Yes.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Spinning cobras. They spit in your eye and you die.

Speaker 8 (05:35):
That's what I want. Okay, that's a good pet.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Whoa, I'm looking at a picture of a spinning cobra
and it looks like it's puking.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
No, you don't want to get spin on. When we
were in Africa, they have the black mom the mambo. Right.

Speaker 15 (05:50):
Oh, those things are vicious old on. That's actually one snake.
I don't think I'll ever keep well.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
And let me tell you, well, yeah, I don't think
you would want to do that. I mean they are aggressive.
They come after you, and they go at lightning speed.
Their objective is for you to die.

Speaker 15 (06:05):
They can actually slither up to twelve miles an hour.

Speaker 21 (06:11):
Do you have.

Speaker 15 (06:13):
At the moment?

Speaker 22 (06:14):
Just too?

Speaker 15 (06:15):
But at my peak I had probably close to ten.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
Wow have they ever escaped?

Speaker 15 (06:22):
Funny story about that. So last year or two years ago,
when my girlfriend and I just got together, it was
about two or three months in. We still had my
snakes in the room and at about one or two
in the morning, she goes to put her hand and
kind of fluff her pillow up and she hits something.

(06:44):
She looks back and it's my ten foot python.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
That by your faces.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Just happened to slither over.

Speaker 15 (06:55):
I just and she she yells at me and wakes
me up, and I look over.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
I'm just like, it's always a fun time at the
same case. All right, thank you Corey, you and your
your two venomous snakes have a beautiful day to day.

Speaker 22 (07:10):
Thank you too.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
All right, bye, There's some people were just fascinating.

Speaker 9 (07:13):
You know.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Our friend ripped Tom Matt from Stetan on the zoo.
He loves, he loves loves snakes.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I love.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
I wouldn't keep a venomous one though, because just on
the chance that they get out.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
What's what's scary?

Speaker 23 (07:24):
My friend has a pet rabbit in his office and
it chewed up my iPhone case when I left it
on the table. Yes, and by the way, those pellets
are hard to keep track of.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
And coops pellets track of. Why do you want to
keep track of all over the place and you don't
know you're stepping on?

Speaker 9 (07:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Hello Amy, Amy, So you're known, you're you're known for
having some unusual pets as well. What what kind of
pets have you had around the house.

Speaker 24 (07:53):
Well, my mom let us bring home anything, and we
had a tarantula a rack, a ferrot, and a chinchilla.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Which one was your? Surprisingly your favorite?

Speaker 24 (08:09):
The raccoon and the ferret.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
The raccoon, You say, see see Gandhi wants a raccoon.

Speaker 24 (08:18):
Well, we were at Stony Brook Park in New York
and we saw the mom get hit by a car,
so out came We thought it was just that raccoon,
but there was a little baby and I ended up
bringing it home with me.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
So how long did you have your pet raccoon?

Speaker 24 (08:38):
Probably about eight months before he got just two unruly?

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, yeah, they are unruly. Gandhi wants two of them now.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
I do.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
I feel like they'll keep each other company instead of
the unruly. Don't don't they like.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
The curtains and the furniture and all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
My goal is to get it to place the star
on time with Christmas.

Speaker 24 (08:58):
Tree that time everything. But we had we had a
Doberman at the time, and the doberman, the ferret, and
the raccoon all used to snuggle in the dog bed.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
What about didn't snuggle?

Speaker 24 (09:17):
No, he didn't snuggle, but I used to put him
in my pocket and carry him around.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
I'm your friends, all right? Well, thank you, Amy? Do
you have any pets now?

Speaker 14 (09:30):
Just a cat, all right?

Speaker 5 (09:33):
All right?

Speaker 25 (09:34):
You know this.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
It's good to have like a mass appeal pet for
a little mass it's a massive peel pet, all right.
I can't imagine a raccoon. You don't need raccoon.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
I want him so bad, you know you don't. I
picture it brushing my hair in the morning.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, they.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Different view of what's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
They could brush your hair with a little little hands,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. I don't know what
happened to me. I think I was doing some sleep
eating last night.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Oh I love sleep eating. That's so fun.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
I just went downstairs. I was in the kitchen and
I found the wheat thins. It looked like I just
ripped the top of the box off with my teeth.
I'm usually very meticulous about how I open cereal boxes
or cracker boxes, so you can, you know, close them
and use that flap to keep them fresh. But this
one looked like a wolf ate it. Oh my gosh,

(10:33):
So I guess I ate it last night. So you
do sleep eating.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
As well, Oh, totally do sleep eating. And what's even worse,
my boyfriend will have like a five course meal in
the middle of the night when he just gets up.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
And goes and does he remember it the next day?

Speaker 7 (10:46):
Parts of it, he'll be like, my stomach hurts, Oh,
I just something bad.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
I don't know. You know what, next time we take
a break, I'm gonna run down to my bed and
see if there's crumbs in the bed.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
The tell is always if you got into the shredded cheese,
because you would never normally eat shredded cheese. But if
you eat short of cheese in the middle of the night,
then you know that you did something weird, right.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
And there's no there's no like neat way to eat
treaded cheese.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
No, no look for shread of cheese.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Okay, I'm gonna tale signs. Scary. Scary doesn't wait till
he's a sleep to eat. He eats away to sleep. Scary.
Do you do you sleep eat? I did the one time,
and I got very that one time I didn't remember.

Speaker 23 (11:22):
I took ambient and I slept eight Is that the two?

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (11:27):
But anyway I found out that it was because I
was on ambient and I never took it again.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
I tell you, ambient is just it. It's different for
different people. I can't do ambient either. I just there's
another there's another sleeping pillar. Friend of mine gave me
trekodone or something like something like that. I don't know
that stuff's great, but if I had a bottle of it,
I would take it like every every hour. I just
want to live my life being sleepy. No, but but

(11:55):
ambient just it really, it just kind of kicks the
crap out of you and me. Anyway.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
Is sleep eating one of the side effects of ambient.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
I think, yeah, you know what, Okay? I was with
someone who was on ambient from time to time to sleep,
and we would have conversations, I mean long, drawing out conversations,
and he wouldn't remember any of it the next day.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
Isn't that how Old Tiger Woods got busted?

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Is that how Tiger Woods got busted?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yes, he took an ambient and then the girl called
his phone. His wife picked it up. She talked to
the girl, and then my wife tried to wake him up.
He got in the car to drive, she hit him
with a nine iron and he wrecked his car.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Long story short, all because of an ambient side effects.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
Could ruin your relationship, could cause sleep eating.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
I don't know, you know, I just it seems like
more and more people we should we should all just
use ambient as an excuse for any stupid thing we did.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
Gunner from now on.

Speaker 11 (12:49):
Not even careful though, because I knew somebody who was
on it and fell asleep driving the car.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 11 (12:55):
But they they weren't even taking it anymore. It was
just like after a fact, Yes, so you gotta be careful.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
I don't know. I think I need a good night's sleep.
I'm just gonna drink a bottle of wine in the pass.
That'll do it anyway. Uh what else? So people are
texting in it's called Trasa Dome? Is that the name
of the Yeah. Look, I don't know. I'm not a
I'm not a pill guy. I don't know. I do
take and I take. I take aspirin every day, little baby, Aspirin.

Speaker 8 (13:25):
Help with your heart.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Well, yeah, I'm supposed to keep you clean, keep your
heart chugging along. But then you know, as soon as
you do that, someone says, no, that's bad for you.
Don't take that every day. And then someone says, drink
coffee every day. It's good for you. No, don't drink
coffee every day. Used to drink wine wine. Red wine's
good for you. You should drink life, eat chocolate. So I've
learned that dark chocolate and wine every night is good

(13:49):
for You're gonna live forever.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
I think that sounds great. That sounds like a plan.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
And is that what it's called? I don't know. Yeah,
I know, do we have that list? Do we have that?
Do we have you know? The side effects may include
side effects may include blah blah blah.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
Anal leakage is my favorite of all the side effects.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
That was my favorite. In the eighties, they.

Speaker 11 (14:09):
Don't to think about what's going on with you and
whether or not the side effects are worth it, like you,
I mean, like anxiety or anal leakage.

Speaker 8 (14:18):
Let me think it seems like.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
Anal leakage would cause more anxiety.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Yeah, I actually I actually heard a side effects list
going by, and I think they said, uh, the urge
to kill other people possible. I mean it was like
the hurt other people.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
There was one that I heard that was like the
side effect was gambling and restless leg syndrome.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
I'm like, what, really, can you imagine sitting at a
slot machine with your leg bouncing up in thee. Listen
to this here.

Speaker 11 (14:48):
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Speaker 8 (14:52):
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Speaker 26 (14:55):
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actions in a very small number of people. Some of
the most common side effects of lyric are dizziness, sleepiness,
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Speaker 27 (15:10):
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doctor promptly. Is these may be signs of a rare
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Speaker 28 (15:23):
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Speaker 5 (15:26):
Avandia may cause fluid retention or swelling, which can make
some heart problems worse or lead to heart failure.

Speaker 21 (15:32):
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Speaker 5 (15:34):
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Speaker 2 (15:52):
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Speaker 4 (15:54):
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Speaker 5 (15:59):
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Speaker 1 (16:02):
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Speaker 28 (16:03):
I view experience increase gambling, sexual or other intense scambling.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Increased gambling?

Speaker 7 (16:10):
Which to take that one?

Speaker 5 (16:14):
If I owed a casino, I would force that on people.
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Speaker 5 (17:06):
You know what I love. I love my diamond, your diamond.
I heard you're talking to everyone about your fitness challenge
you're doing with your friends.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
Oh yeah, so what are you.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Guys doing exactly? What is the challenge?

Speaker 29 (17:19):
We just want to see basically, who can work the
hardest and lose the most weight in the next twenty
eight days.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Okay, so it's a weight a weight thing. It's so
it's numbers. It's not just a like just fitness like
moments at the gym or.

Speaker 29 (17:32):
No, no, because they cheat. One of my friends builds
much like she she cuts really quickly and like her
body will look different, but she's not necessarily dropping the
weight where it's like I'm different, I drop weight, but
I don't usually I don't know. You can't really see
it the way that I want people to see it.
So you know, I made it work in my to
my advantage. And speaking of numbers, there's money involved there.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Hey, hey, okay, so talk about it.

Speaker 29 (17:57):
So we all had to put one hundred dollars to
the side, and whoever loses the most weight gets technically
three hundred dollars.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
Nice. Oh yeah, oh yes, going down, I'm going shopping.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
You got it.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
It's going down, I know.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
But you know what, it's the fact that you're doing
it for health reasons. Yes, right, so this the incentive
is there.

Speaker 29 (18:17):
Yeah, I don't like breathing heavy when I'm walking up
and down the steps. I'm like, ah, you know.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
So it got me thinking, like, what if we had
our own health challenge here on the morning show?

Speaker 7 (18:27):
Okay, oh that means we have to tell Ea, tell
her how much we weigh.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Well, no, I'm gonna change it a little bit. Rather
than a weight loss thing, it's just a it's just
a workout thing.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
I like it, right, I want to do it.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Because you know, you're right, So people lose weight at
different rates, and it's we're all different, we're all different beasts.
But rather than a weight loss thing, like we should
come up with a fitness challenge. I don't know what
it would be though, Like Scary has questions. Yes, I
hear you, know. I hear walking is really good for you,

(19:03):
and I that what you're hearing.

Speaker 23 (19:05):
Well, I did physical and that the doctor she says
to me, uh, you don't really move very much to
you And I said, no, I'm sedentary. I have a
sedentary lifestyle. She says, well, you should probably start moving.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Just be active.

Speaker 23 (19:17):
So what if we decided to walk around let's say
Central Park and we do a certain amount of steps.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Is that good enough of a chair? That could be
one way of doing it. You know, I'm taking him
taking all submissions, like, okay moving, Yes, I hear walking
is good for you.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
Hello, the doctor said, though you.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Don't move, you don't move? What do you say you
say when you got vel a little bitty cage with
a little blue eyes.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
I take the least steps possible. I go home and
I rot.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
He sits on his couch and rots, is what he said.
Just it's not a good visual. You're rot in your bed.

Speaker 23 (19:57):
I feel like I'm not putting mileage on my body
that way where you're and you're not not.

Speaker 11 (20:02):
Keeping yourself healthy that way.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
You know, your shoes, we don't want to wear them out.
I do know. I don't understand what you're not preserving anything. Look,
you know, let's think about it. We don't have to
come up with the answer right this minute. But I
just think it's I love the fact that Diamond and
her friends like, hey, yeah, you know what, let's look

(20:25):
out for each other. Let's do this. This fitness challenge.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
I think the toughest thing around here, because I think
for the most part, all of us are pretty active
and move around a decent amount, most of us. Most
of us, it's the food. And I don't think anyone's
gonna like this opinion, but we we might need to
have a little SmackDown on the food that comes in here.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Okay, I know, I'm I don't like that opinion.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
I know you don't.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
I know I'm a part of the problem with that.
We love food when it rolls through pizza. We love
choke pizza. Yeah, Nate, what are your thoughts?

Speaker 30 (20:56):
I worked for one show and in the host and
I we we decided, okay, well, let's just bang out
some push ups occasionally. So every once in a while
during the show you'd be like, all right, twenty, let's
go hit the floor.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
That's not a meat head thing. It wasn't a meathead thing.

Speaker 30 (21:10):
It was just to get your body moving right, like
get some circulation.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
I wouldn't work. I wouldn't mind doing a couple of
planks to start off the day. Yeah, plank for a minute,
go for it.

Speaker 8 (21:18):
I try to do. I try to be planking.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Planking in about an hour?

Speaker 8 (21:21):
Oh good walking?

Speaker 7 (21:23):
Yeah, planking for two minutes every day if you start
your day that way is supposed to really do wonders
for your So like two.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Minutes, it's a long time at the same.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
Time, Yeah, two minutes in a row.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
You can't like add fifteen seconds. Do it in one
minute increments? Yeah, okay, Well we'll figure this out.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
We could start jogging around this place and break everyone out.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah, you can go running. You shouldn't run by light FM.
They get very nervous when you run by light.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
Why are you grabbing your belly over there?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
You know it was this big a month ago.

Speaker 23 (21:56):
I was you know, I dropped thirty pounds and now
some of it's coming back.

Speaker 11 (22:00):
Well, because you dropped thirty pounds, you weren't eating anything
and now you're eating everything.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
Is this how would work?

Speaker 5 (22:05):
We know it? Maybe? Look, I'm not going to sit
here and give give health and nutrition advice to anyone.
You know, there's nothing worse than going to the salad
bar and someone who really shouldn't be telling you what
to eat is telling you you really shouldn't be.

Speaker 12 (22:18):
Well.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
No, well from personal experience, get away from me. But okay,
let's let's come up with something, something, something.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
Jumping jacks through one of our.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Songs, something anything. Okay, like when I leave here, I'll
do thirteen thousand steps. That's good, I know, but how
how can we all do thirteen thousand steps?

Speaker 7 (22:40):
I mean walking home with you is? It's a lot
of steps? Yeah, all right, the one day I did it.
You know, Andrew and Josh have a different approach to their.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Workout to They insult each other.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
They're verbally abusive. Maybe that would work.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Can we can we bring them in? Let's see, let's
let's see what they're doing.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
I don't mean to each other.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
Diamond can't do it.

Speaker 23 (23:00):
Well, I do about two to three thousand, but when
I was in Paris I did fifteen thous Okay.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Well, then maybe are you in Paris? You should go
to Paris? Wee wee he was. He was walking between
crape crape stands. Are they coming in. I'm gonna see
what they do. So okay, so Coaster Boy Josh and
OPS manager Andrew are on their way in. But they yessterday.

(23:28):
I tried to get in touch with Andrew. He could
not get back to me because he was in hot yoga. Yes, okay,
hot yoga. Where's a where's in? Where's it? Coast to
boy Josh, He's on his way. Okay, okay, well, thank
you for coming in. Hey guys, hey Josh, what's that?

Speaker 6 (23:44):
Josh always thinks it's something bad, Nothing.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Bad at all, nothing bad. Now. We were just talking
to Diamond about how she and her friends are doing
a fitness challenge, and I decided maybe we should come
up with some sort of formulaic challenge here as well. Okay,
but I don't know how to do it, how to
start it. But Ghani says that you two have an interesting,
interesting challenge going on with your fitness as well. What

(24:08):
is that?

Speaker 21 (24:09):
It's usually just a lot of insults to each other.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, like what like, Ghandi, what are you talking about?

Speaker 12 (24:15):
What?

Speaker 5 (24:15):
What do you hear them saying?

Speaker 7 (24:16):
You want me to actually say? I won't say who
it was about. One might have called the other one
a feral.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Pig, A feral pig. Okay, yeah, Josh, you're pointing at Andrew.

Speaker 31 (24:28):
Yeah, he's the feral pig.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Okay, he's not.

Speaker 31 (24:30):
He's not the one that called me one I called.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Okay, So you feel as if you like, if you're
rude and slicing with each other, Yeah, and you insult
each other and you're and your your bodies. If you
insult each other's bodies, it's it's a good workout for you.

Speaker 21 (24:44):
Absolutely, it will lead to more workouts. If he doesn't
go to the If Biggie Piggy doesn't go to the gym,
then it's not gonna work out.

Speaker 31 (24:53):
Well, you are the You are the biggie Piggy because
you don't go to the gym. Excuse me, you don't.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
He wasn't, He wasn't.

Speaker 21 (25:00):
Yokay, yesterday, thank you?

Speaker 31 (25:01):
Yo does nothing for you.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
We walked four miles the other day, four.

Speaker 31 (25:04):
Minut does nothing for him? Please? Walking? Walking does nothing.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
That is not scary. Scary. Shared something he heard that
walking is good for you.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
And the reason why he said.

Speaker 23 (25:14):
It like that is because some people, contrary to popular belief,
are like Josh and say that walking does nothing.

Speaker 31 (25:20):
What he just said, well, for someone like you who
does nothing, walking would help me.

Speaker 7 (25:24):
But doctor said to.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Him, you don't move very much, do you?

Speaker 31 (25:30):
Yeah, lifestyle inactive people. Walking is great, But there's this,
there's a certain ceiling you're gonna hit, Like walking won't
be enough. Like you need to do more than walking.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Sedimentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Okay, whatever it is. It's like it's nothing.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
And you do one ounce of activity, you've done one
hundred more than you look.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
I don't live. I don't want to turn this ship.
People shaming each other, which it sounds like that's not
at all that he tells it. But you do you
two like to insult each other.

Speaker 31 (26:04):
I don't think that's Can I show you something?

Speaker 5 (26:06):
I beg your part?

Speaker 31 (26:07):
Can I show you something?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 31 (26:08):
And you brought me a tag for my keys? Yeah,
and he put a pig on it.

Speaker 21 (26:18):
It's a sign of endearment, you know.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
But to be very very very honest with you, yes,
you you two have different body types. It's not the
same thing. And Josh, you you are in some of
the best shape I've ever seen you. Thanks, But but
so is Andrew. But his body type is different than yours.
And therefore gauging between the two. If it's a competition,
it's difficult.

Speaker 31 (26:39):
Andrew's genetics are way better than mine. He would be
sculpted like a Greek god if he actually put in
the time at the gym and went for it. But
he doesn't. I say he works out to eat case ideas.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Yes, people, okay, works for me.

Speaker 21 (26:57):
Yeah, it's never gonna happen. I don't want to spend
time like three two three hours in the gym.

Speaker 8 (27:03):
I hate it.

Speaker 21 (27:04):
It's annoying. I like running, I like hot yoga, I
do like doing some light weightlifting, but rather other than that,
like it's just not for me, Like I don't want
to sit there.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
But it's just an end. And look, I'm no expert
on this, but it sounds as if you're doing all
great things for yourself.

Speaker 21 (27:19):
So it's still working out like times a week.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
So why so? But if we want to do some
sort of challenge, there needs to be some cohesiveness with
with our what we have in common. Does that make sense?
We are competing in a way if it's a challenge, right.

Speaker 21 (27:34):
Stuck, goals are big at least ten thousand steps, maybe
some light weightlifting. Wait, Josh could put together some weightlifting.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
Just you're gonna kill Scary if you give them more than.

Speaker 31 (27:46):
That, I will whip Scary into shape.

Speaker 21 (27:48):
I believe Scary.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
I believe even though it looks great right now, I'm scary.
I believe with your frame, I'm assuming this. I think
you would. You would get strong really fast if you
did weight if you did some weightlifting, you got the
machines and did.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
The so I've been told. But why, Andrew, I don't
want to spend hours in a.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Gym about one hour one hour per day.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Doctor fat Laws, who you always go to.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Is not a doctor per se, right.

Speaker 12 (28:12):
He.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Tells you it doesn't have to be hours in the gym.

Speaker 11 (28:16):
He told you three times a week walk on the
tread for a half an hour.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
That's what he told you, because.

Speaker 23 (28:22):
It's like seventy five percent diet and the rest is
just walking in treadmilling.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
What if we attached weights to like a fork.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Or just eat heavier food.

Speaker 11 (28:32):
Oh, you can dangle a fork in front of him
in front of the treadmill. So he keeps me, you
have like a piece of chocolate cake at the end
of the run, and then he kindly can get it
like that that's interesting.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
That would work.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
I love the sound effect.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Do you think, George, that would work?

Speaker 5 (28:50):
I think that would work. You got to understand that
the cup holder on the treadmill is not for your
hoggin DAW's shake.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Everybody's a personal.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Everyone's texting you all the all the training experts are
texting our show right now.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 21 (29:11):
I will say the insults have helped, Like I do
actually go to the gym now more than I've ever
gone in like the past thirty two years of my life.
And it is because when I don't go, it's like, oh, okay,
what are you doing eating pizza? And it's like, no,
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
So there's a weird, rude accountability thing going on.

Speaker 21 (29:28):
I will say it does keep me accountable for at
least three or four days of the week.

Speaker 31 (29:31):
But you've had to back off of weightlifting.

Speaker 21 (29:33):
Well, I do it now for thirty minutes at your suggestion.

Speaker 31 (29:36):
By the way, he said that he's producing too much testosterone,
and now you gets.

Speaker 21 (29:40):
Hear it over for sure. I have never been more
ragy in my life than when I started lifting weights.

Speaker 22 (29:45):
Ever.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Are you writing as well? I know?

Speaker 21 (29:48):
And that's the sad part. I literally got so frustrated
about everything, and I just hated everything, and I was like,
I got to back up.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Maybe there's something else going on. There's something else at play.

Speaker 31 (29:57):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 21 (29:57):
It's a testosterone I'm not a testosterone heavy person as
it is. Then add weightlifting into it. All of a sudden,
it's a burst of things.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
All of a sudden, you're, yeah, more manly than you
want to be.

Speaker 21 (30:08):
Punch things.

Speaker 11 (30:10):
God something about to realize that if you're trying to
lose weight, but then you're gonna lift weights, sometimes you're
gonna bulk and you're gonna add weight, that doesn't mean
you're gaining weight in the wrong way. It just means
maybe you're toning things like that.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
By the way, my past don't fit anymore. It must
be the weight training, right. But you know I exactly
I think. I do believe if you have a healthy mix,
you do some lifting, you do some cardio, you do
some walking, you have thirteen thousand steps a day, and
you do some lifting, that's a great mix. You know, scary,
you can do that. If I can do that, you

(30:42):
can do it.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
I could rather than go to sleep after the show.
I'm gonna exactly where are we walking to?

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Well, you know somewhere.

Speaker 31 (30:49):
What this feral pig needs to work on his form
at the gym too, because his form is is a really.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Bad pig stuff.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
This is the nice version of these two yeah telling
you the text are way Yeah. I've gotten text messages
where one might be looking for the other one is like,
where's that little dough boy? Did you see him?

Speaker 31 (31:05):
I'm like, oh my God, calls me thunder thighs.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
All right, with that said, we need to come up
with something. I think, you know, Gandhi has said it before.
We have Central Park two blocks yes, yeah, and that
is just a treasure trove of fun. And you can
do that loop all the way up, all the way
up to uptown and back downtown. It's three and a
half miles. It's it's it's a great it's a great

(31:29):
run walk or whatever it is.

Speaker 21 (31:30):
We should do a five k. A five K. I'm
telling you, a five k is completely doable. It gives
us something to work towards. I think this is a
great idea.

Speaker 31 (31:38):
I'll be the five k right now.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
We could.

Speaker 21 (31:40):
I think a five k is completely doable for everyone
on the.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Showf oh scary has got reservation at carbone. All right,
let's look into this five k A five K walker run?
What is it?

Speaker 21 (31:58):
It would be a run. I don't like bikes, al.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Right, See this is okay, we need to This is
gonna be a k run.

Speaker 21 (32:05):
We could do it in thirty minutes easily. It'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
All right, But we're gonna do some sort of fitness something.

Speaker 8 (32:10):
I'm gonna be on the five.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
You go, Elvis, you go go.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
All right, we'll figure it out. It's gonna be great. Hello, yeah, hello.

Speaker 28 (32:21):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
So Gandhi's boyfriend, who is just so hot.

Speaker 14 (32:41):
He said he.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Would not have sex with a man for under one
point five million dollars. And I looked up and said,
I bet I can snag him for fifty thousand, right,
So when we I bet if I offered him fifty grand,
oh no, he would do me.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
I don't know about fifty grand, but I do think
we can convince him for less than one point five
million dollars.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
I think a mill, a cool mill, a.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Cool mill, a million.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
I feel like hundreds of thousands he said, absolutely not.
But I think when the money is in front of
you in a suitcase cash, yeah, I think it's a
different story.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
I just feel better about myself because I have these
same conversations with my friends.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
I'm glad that I'm not strange and other people do this.
By the way, Froggy, I wouldn't pay you. You would,
Froggy would pay me. Oh, I don't be so sure
about that. I'm pretty sure about that.

Speaker 14 (33:30):
Well.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
We were just talking about how everyone has a price
for everything, and people try to act all holier than
that and say, no, I can't be bought. I would
never Yeah, you would. You probably would. I don't know,
probably would.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
I wouldn't have there certain things.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Maybe I don't think I would have sex with a
woman for one point five million. Yes, I wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
You didn't free.

Speaker 19 (33:48):
Everybody has a price, No, they don't anything more.

Speaker 8 (33:52):
It's not like you've never had sex with a woman.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
I just don't want to do it right. You don't
want one point five million dollars.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
No, five minutes of your life?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Five minutes. I'm not lasting that long.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Of your life.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Five women involved or one? I'm getting in there? What's
your price? There? Straight night.

Speaker 7 (34:11):
Nates is very low.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
How do you know?

Speaker 7 (34:13):
Because you said, oh, I would do.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Yours is low? What how much? If Froggy offered you
money to have sex with you? Froggy is a lower
price than Wow, he's got you compliment my legs yesterday.
You've seen his legs. He's got the smoothest legs, legs.
It wouldn't feel like a picture. I posted a picture
with my dog yesterday and Nate's like, give nice legs.

(34:36):
The picture was about his dog, but you looked at
the legs. Well, okay, being said, les, how much for
who is it if Froggy if he won't pay you? Wait,
it might which which part of my good question? The bottom?
Oh that's more. I'd say a quarter of a million,

(35:00):
two hundred and fifty thousand. Yeah, let me tell let's yes,
let's listen. Let's like to listen. Marry Mary. I know
you what you would do it for practically nothing? How much? Okay,
write me a check right now. I'm not gonna write
you a check. People don't write checks. You write a
check for that.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
You got to put that memo line on the bottom,
and then it's going to say that I'm gonna want that.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
I'm gonna venmo you how much I don't want. First
of all, I don't want to have sex with you.
There's nothing about you. The term make me know. I
don't want to have sex with you. I'm not talking about. Yeah,
how much would you pay to have sex with with Nate?

Speaker 8 (35:33):
Would I pay?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (35:35):
Why should I have to pay? No dollars? No, Nate?
I love you?

Speaker 5 (35:42):
But what's scary?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I'm a seven figure guy, seven figures all around for
the guys.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
You're not going to fetch that price.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 21 (35:49):
Just can't think.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
I'm trying to think of the ash.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Tell you I would I would have sex with a
woman before to have sex with scary.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
Scary is overvaluing the good.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
WHOA, that was pretty profound.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
There depend on which part like the top or bind right.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
I was thinking about that.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
Too, because I think that makes it different.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
I think I think that makes a difference.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Huge, huge different is a big.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
Difference, because yeah, I'd rather be on.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
How much is that gonna cost me? I'm gonna broke
her a deal. Scary is going to mount you for
how much? How much scary to do it? Yes? How much?

Speaker 25 (36:37):
Don't?

Speaker 5 (36:38):
I don't think I know a million, a million, a
million million. No, No, I'm talking like one hundred and
fifty dollars. We gave away a gift basket that was
worth more than that. Enough alcoholic memory, I will throw
in a Tates Bakeshop.

Speaker 6 (36:56):
Gift basket, even the blondie.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Up Tate scare. You want to blondie for sure?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I don't want to bring that's for sure.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
Okay, that's wrong with us.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
You're going to have an Venmo's sexual experience. I don't
want this if I'm going to Venmo cash into your
account right now.

Speaker 30 (37:18):
But no, you know what so that you didn't scar
that's bull because I know there's a twenty nine hundred
dollars limit. I'm not doing it for twenty nine hundred
dollars on Venmo have about twenty five hundred.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
No, Elvis, this is destroyed.

Speaker 8 (37:31):
I had no idea.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yea, how do you know that?

Speaker 21 (37:33):
Both?

Speaker 9 (37:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:34):
I know Elvis has paid me for it.

Speaker 30 (37:36):
I shouldn't say I didn't pay you for any hand
You know you didn't pay me for that.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
You paid me for something else. What did I pay
for it? I can't remember. Why did I give you money?
I did something for you not just stay on the air.
What you did, I don't remember. We did some work
stuff and you said I'll split.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
It with you.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
What was that?

Speaker 8 (37:54):
Yeah, I remember that, handy stop it.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
I did know no sexual things. It was not sexual.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Your girlfriend would be okay with.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
It for a million. Yeah, she'd probably say do it
for five hundred grand I would encourage.

Speaker 7 (38:07):
If Brandon got a one point five million dollar offer,
I'd punch him if he didn't do it.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Yeah, but you'd want to know who the dude was.

Speaker 8 (38:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you wouldn't care. No, yes you would.
Why that's what if it was dirty?

Speaker 19 (38:17):
Well safe safe sex here, it doesn't matter, no, not
if it comes with extras afterwards.

Speaker 7 (38:28):
No, I don't want any lasting exactly, just the shame.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Okay, question how much? How much do we have to
pay Brandon to have sex with Nate's girlfriend Heather?

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Oh, I should do that for free, but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
I shouldn't speak for her because she.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
Nate's girlfriend, looks like me, so I feel like it would.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Be a low price. I would never do that because
I think, first of all, your girlfriend's beautiful and Brandon
and Brandon's beautiful.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Thank you.

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Speaker 1 (39:06):
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Speaker 28 (39:08):
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Speaker 5 (39:14):
So do you have that family member or friend who
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I've got Victoria Victoria, Hi, Victoria, So who in your
life has this job? You just can't figure out?

Speaker 16 (39:29):
My sister in law.

Speaker 12 (39:30):
I have no idea what she does with her life.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
She works so many times.

Speaker 16 (39:36):
It's something like she sends chemicals and she does invoicing,
but they ship around.

Speaker 8 (39:41):
And then but I swear tern she explains it to me.

Speaker 14 (39:44):
I'm just like, oh, okay, cool, because I want.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
To be supportive, right, you want to at least pretend
to be interested. Oh that's interesting, And you're like, what
the hell do you do?

Speaker 9 (39:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Exactly, exactly A right, all right, just continue to say
you know what she does? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 25 (40:04):
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Never ever let him know that you don't know. Hi, Chris, Hi,
good morning, Well, good morning, thanks for calling, Thanks for
being on the show. So your brother in law does
what for a living.

Speaker 17 (40:15):
So he trades energy.

Speaker 24 (40:17):
Apparently he works he's like a private contractor of some
sort and he.

Speaker 17 (40:23):
Goes in between energy.

Speaker 32 (40:25):
Companies and he trades energy.

Speaker 14 (40:27):
So I don't know.

Speaker 24 (40:27):
It just sounds really cool and I know it pays well, So.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Okay, I mean I can sort of grasp what that
could be. Yeah, sort of, I'm going to trade energy. Okay,
thank you very much, Chris. But it's just better just
to say, yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:42):
Yeah, that's a great job.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
But my brother, he would he would explain it for hours,
and I never ever could figure out what he does.
What we do is ext kind of simple. It's silly
if you put it on paper. Hello, Alicia. Hi, Well hello,
so you have a hard time telling people what you do.

Speaker 22 (41:02):
I do.

Speaker 32 (41:02):
I've been in my position for about two months now,
and I am a clinical.

Speaker 17 (41:06):
Systems improvement leader at my hospital.

Speaker 32 (41:09):
And I'm basically a nurse, but I work in a
more functional role now where I try to improve the
outcomes of our patient care and I try to find
things that we can fix to make our care better.

Speaker 18 (41:22):
But it's really hard to explain that.

Speaker 32 (41:24):
To people in a way that can be understandable and relatable.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
I don't know, I sort of think I understand it. Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
Okay, but you're the first.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Okay, so what is it? What is the title again?

Speaker 18 (41:37):
A Clinical systems improvement leader.

Speaker 32 (41:39):
There you go, I in quality improvement.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
We need one of those definitely in our show. All right,
thank you very much. That's crazy. Hello, Jamie, hi, Elvis.
We're okay. Are you going to totally mess our minds
up here telling us what you do?

Speaker 33 (41:55):
I hope so.

Speaker 14 (41:57):
Years to talk to you guys.

Speaker 9 (41:59):
So thanks?

Speaker 14 (42:00):
Is I work in a medical school. I train average
people to be a patient so that the medical students
can have a clinical encounter with them, take a history,
a physical exam, and then they are the patients. Then
grade them on their clinical encounter so that they can
then pass their medical boards. So I am a standardized

(42:23):
patient educator.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Wow, okay, but I see the importance of that. It's
a very important job. I get that. But I like
how we take average people and teach them how to
be patients.

Speaker 14 (42:36):
Right, Yes, that's correct. So basically what I could do is,
like last week, I would train a panker a tight
oft case. So I would teach that patient the entire history,
the entire physical exam, and then the medical students go
in so that by their first year they're kind of nervous,
and then as time goes on. I kind of like
to say that we are helping shape the future doctors
of America in a sense. So that's okay.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
It seems very important, but it's an unusual job and
we don't know a lot of people who have that
same job.

Speaker 11 (43:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (43:05):
I didn't go to school for this either. I really
didn't even know what it was about until I got
the job and then I learned about it.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Well, listen to text with just Scott. I'm going to
school for occupational therapy and no one knows what it is.
I'm graduating this year and I don't even know what
it is. Well, that's not good, Jamie. Thank you for
listening to us. Okay, let's go to uh wait, Caitlyn
on too. Hello Caitlin. Hi, Kaitlyn. Now, now no one

(43:32):
understands what you do for a living, and you're tired
of explaining it.

Speaker 9 (43:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (43:37):
So I worked for this company called Halo, and we
have big customers called like Nike, Amazon, At and t Okay.
And what we do is we're like an advertising company
for smaller companies or other companies. We didn't put a
logo on pretty much anything. Okay, But what I do

(44:00):
is I'm a billing coordinator. And every time I try
to explain to people what I do, they're like, Okay,
I'm just going to go along with it.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
No, no, no, I think we're smart and figure it out,
going trias, what do you do?

Speaker 18 (44:15):
So I go in and I deal with credit memos
and invoice requisitions, and I take the account executive's money
and make their paychecks. Pretty much, I sit there in
manual vouch is what one thing is called, and I
pretty much under numbers into the system and make corrections

(44:37):
to other mistakes. So I'm on the adjustment team of
the billing department, So any mistake that has been made,
I fix it.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
I get that. I think I understand what you're doing.
I mean, yeah, you expedite payments by going in and
you're like the last person to make adjustments for anything
that was missed or screwed up. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (45:00):
Yeah, And we have a research team that goes in
and like figures it out, but then they send it
to us, and it's just like everyone that I try
to it to they're like, oh yeah, I still don't
get it.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
Yeah, you lost me and Hi, my name is Caitlin.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
No, I get it, Karvin. Right, Well, thank you, Caitlyn,
have a good day. Thanks for listening to us. We
have a lot of smart people listening.

Speaker 8 (45:21):
We really do.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
What's scary.

Speaker 23 (45:22):
I've know my buddy Dave for fifteen years, but I
gotta tell you I still know what the hell he does.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
He works vaguely in the medical field.

Speaker 23 (45:29):
He travels all day from office to hospital office, meeting
with doctors.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
But I don't know what about. I just know that
he's there and he just kind of.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Has got to be something. He's selling something.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
Yeah, I device sales.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Maybe, I don't know. He's in the medical industry. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Okay, just travels all day, meetings, meetings, well I know,
but surely there's a purpose meetings.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
He's always in a different art.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Hello Christy, Hi, So you're a density coordinator.

Speaker 9 (45:59):
Yeah. So I work for Tesla and basically we have
to find like work for energy side crews. And somebody
a long time ago decided to call it density because
they were filling all those spots and they got it
kind of like back to the future. I just think
they're really back to the future fan and that's why
they needed.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
That, right, But what does it do? Like, what do
you do? Do you?

Speaker 9 (46:22):
Basically? I just have to get customers to agree to
take an appointment, so all of our workers have jobs
for the next day so nobody goes hungry.

Speaker 11 (46:30):
Basically, there you go.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
See, I get that seems the title density coordinator Like,
oh wait a minute, Okay, now we get it all right, Well,
thank you. It sounds like another important job. It does again,
what do you do for a living, Danielle, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (46:43):
It's freestyle celebrity stories, that's this text.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
The worst is when you try to explain what you
do to your grandparents and you just get a blank
stare and a polite head nod.

Speaker 8 (46:54):
They don't it's so cute.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
I know, what do you do? I mean, if you
think about what we do, it's silly. We tell fart
it's awesome.

Speaker 7 (47:04):
It's awesome.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
No, it's very awesome.

Speaker 8 (47:06):
Explain it though.

Speaker 7 (47:07):
Uh we get paid to laugh every day.

Speaker 8 (47:11):
Yeah, that's about it.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Talk work to me like, like, what, Nate, what do
you have?

Speaker 17 (47:17):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Like you hit a post earlier? Yeah? Does anyone know
what that means?

Speaker 9 (47:21):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (47:21):
I do we do?

Speaker 5 (47:22):
But I do. I don't think the average person does.
Or jingle out jingle, shotgun jingle. Yeah, yeah, that's shop talk.
You No one understands that.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Nobody gets it, you do.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
I know, but it's it's stupid, and we use terms
that nobody understands, like, oh, we've got to get to spots.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
It's like, what are spots like? Like, here's someone who
sent a text and they teach dogs how to swim.
That's awesome. People don't get it. I totally get that.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
Wait a minute, I thought dogs just knew.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
There's a whole style named after them.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Yeah, there's all sorts of doggy style stuff.

Speaker 7 (47:56):
They know how to do all kinds of things.

Speaker 11 (47:57):
But wait a minute, I thought dogs just jump in
and they swim at What do you mean you teach
a dog to swim?

Speaker 5 (48:02):
I can't get him on the phone.

Speaker 8 (48:03):
Yeah I need Yeah, yeah, I want that job.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
I think they just sit there and watch the talk me.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Oh no, there's got I bet there's some technique there.
You could actually make your dog a better swimmer. Okay,
I'm assuming. I don't know. I can't get Max to
get near a pool.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Come on, Max, got bad form make sure you can
just straighten that leg out a little water, please, he
won't even.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Go in the water.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
Tad water, treadwater back.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Here's someone who power washes hog barns for a living.
I get that. Oh bars, they need power water.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
I am going to be a rabbit hop teacher. I'm
gonna teach rabbits to hop.

Speaker 8 (48:37):
That's gonna be my new At.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Least those are clear and concise jobs.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Yeah, I totally get that.

Speaker 11 (48:41):
I know you're a jackass rabbits.

Speaker 7 (48:45):
I'll teach fish to swim.

Speaker 8 (48:47):
Say we got we are good.

Speaker 20 (48:49):
We are.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
I taught Max how to bark, so I mean, technically
I know how to bark.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
That was awful this day. Every time he barks, we
blame Froggy keeps on the line real quick. Okay, who
is this? Yes, so you are a dog swim instructor.
Would you please explain to Danielle. She's being a little
I can't believe you guys told you this is great.

(49:14):
So you teach dogs how to swim.

Speaker 34 (49:17):
Yeah, so basically it would fall under the category of
dog training. I work with a dog trainer, and we
basically teach dogs how to swim. Everyone always thinks they
know they know how to swim, but it's going to
be a panic swim if they're not naturally inclined to
like the water. And then what I basically liked, she my,

(49:40):
oh my god, I'm so nervous. I love the beginning
parts where we're teaching them to enjoy the water, so
playing in the water and then learning how to swim.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
And uh.

Speaker 34 (49:51):
The lady that I work for, her name is Erica.

Speaker 14 (49:54):
She she does want.

Speaker 8 (49:59):
Are you the you're in the water now, it sounds
like you're underwater.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
But here's the thing. My dog, for instance, my little Max,
when he was a little puppy, he walked right into
the pool thinking it was a glass floor or something,
and you know, he coughed a little bit and it
screwed him up. So now when he when we're in
the pool, he doesn't like to get near the pool.
I would love for him to get used to the
water and actually comes swim with us. And you guys,
can you can probably do that? Yes, we could.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Get it.

Speaker 14 (50:30):
Now.

Speaker 8 (50:30):
I get it, now, I get it.

Speaker 35 (50:32):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
A gobble or no, what a gobble? She doesn't teach turkeys?
All right, Well, good Telena, I love what you do
for a living. Thanks for sharing that with us.

Speaker 17 (50:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Why are you laughing?

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Because I'm thinking all the other dumb jobs you can get, like.

Speaker 8 (50:50):
Hey, I'm going to roll in the but I think
her job is very very.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
If you have a dog dog that's.

Speaker 8 (50:58):
Petrified of water, it's actually really good.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
There.

Speaker 8 (51:00):
You're good. Yeah, I know, I see it. I'm just
looking for the joke, you know.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Okay, I'm going to teach how to run.

Speaker 11 (51:07):
From you and I are such are jerks, all right.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 11 (51:14):
Do you think I look in bed?

Speaker 9 (51:16):
I do.

Speaker 28 (51:16):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Don't Answer the phone, Elvis Duran,
the Elvis Duran phone Tap.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
I think Garrett has it today? Yes, all right, Garrett.
What is your phone tap all about?

Speaker 36 (51:37):
So Jackie wanted us to play a phone tap on
her parents, Marie and Anthony. Now mom and dad are
on a little mini vacation, but are having a graduation
party this weekend for their daughter, Jackie, and she's graduating
high school.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
So Anthony scheduled for his fool to be cleaned.

Speaker 36 (51:51):
So everything's nice at the house when people come over
for the party, right, So Jackie's going to start the
call to dad. Then I'm going to be the guy cleaning.
So you're the pool bowler. Yes, I'm the Here we go,
here's Garrett's phone town.

Speaker 35 (52:02):
Hello, Hey, mom, what's up?

Speaker 1 (52:05):
You guys are going to clean the pool today?

Speaker 10 (52:07):
Right?

Speaker 5 (52:08):
They should be there.

Speaker 27 (52:09):
So I just woke up that they're draining the pool
right now.

Speaker 14 (52:12):
Are they supposed to do that?

Speaker 9 (52:14):
No, they're supposed to clean it.

Speaker 17 (52:16):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Well, they're they're putting all the water like they're taking.

Speaker 18 (52:19):
It out, and then it's like going into the sight,
like running.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Down our hill.

Speaker 29 (52:22):
Right now, Anthony, they're draining the pool.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
Are you going back down the phone?

Speaker 35 (52:28):
They're at the house and they're draining the pool.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Give me Jackie? What's going on? Jackie?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
They came over to clean the pool, but they're draining it.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
It's like literally on the water when they drained the pool.

Speaker 12 (52:40):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (52:40):
What do we need training the water to the tree,
training the pool. Whoever you hired for this can get
the guy in the phone.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Excuse me, because my dad there seems to be an issue.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
All right, Hello, who's this? Who will you Anthony?

Speaker 22 (52:57):
Hi?

Speaker 36 (52:57):
This is Devin.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
I work with Bill. Oh okay, so what do you
work with? Bill? So what's going on with what I'm
hearing with the dreaming of the pool?

Speaker 12 (53:06):
What do you do?

Speaker 25 (53:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 36 (53:07):
No, you wanted the pool drained? And and their linery say.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
No, no, no, I never no, I don't want the
pool drained. Celebrating my daughter's graduation. Uh wait, saving the party.
Bill never drinks the pool, lucky for you.

Speaker 36 (53:22):
Like when I got here, there was a little issue
on the liner, So I want to I want to
take a look at it, and uh we'll get the
pool back up and run it in about you know,
a week.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Or so, No, a week or show. Let's clink. I
don't have pike finish. I never asked me for the
pool to be drained. Trust me on this.

Speaker 36 (53:38):
All right, we'll get it all fixed. We'll send you
the bill all it will be good.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
And get the hell out of here. What are you
sending me the bill?

Speaker 36 (53:45):
I didn't order this, but I I found a problem.

Speaker 22 (53:50):
Get me Bill?

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Where is Bill? That's the guy ideal?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
You get out of my house.

Speaker 36 (53:56):
Well I'm not in your house. I'm outside your house.
Lovely house.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
By the way. I love what you did with the mulch.
Bill is up.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
Get the hell out of my house.

Speaker 8 (54:05):
Get out.

Speaker 36 (54:05):
Bill is on vacation right now, so call him.

Speaker 12 (54:09):
Get Bill on the phone right now.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Buie, you go to the spot. I can't. I can't
tell what you right now.

Speaker 36 (54:14):
Go figure straight to voice mail. He's on vacation.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
I'm on vacation.

Speaker 23 (54:18):
You give me Phil right now.

Speaker 36 (54:22):
It sounds like you could use the spa. Okay, why
don't you head to the spa.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
I will fix the liner, no question. I'm gonna break
your neck. And Bill, I'm gonna freaking off bringing you
in there. Get out of my house.

Speaker 36 (54:42):
Yeah, just talk to your dad. Gonna finish up the pool.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Here, you have cash you can pay?

Speaker 17 (54:46):
I have that thing might work. I think I know.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
You're not handing over cat to the pool.

Speaker 11 (54:52):
You just told them to finish the job, right.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Stop to finish the job, Jackie. You're not giving check.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Can I just use your credit the card?

Speaker 5 (55:00):
I'll use that at what's the matter with you? You're
not paying the guy I didn't get out of their
house all they now?

Speaker 36 (55:09):
Hey, Hey, Anthony, my name's actually Garret from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. And you just got phone taped
by your daughter?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
What what I got?

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Your dad?

Speaker 22 (55:19):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (55:19):
My very funny. You give me a hearted time. Hey, Anthony,
you you've done enough.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Elvis Duran's phone tip.

Speaker 31 (55:30):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
All Party Space the.

Speaker 28 (55:34):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Yeah, it's the little things you fight about in your
relationship if you have one. And when you hear these
stories of people in a relationships that have stupid little
fight you're like, this is why I don't want to
be in a relationship. And I'm doing great.

Speaker 34 (55:53):
Pretty much.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
We'll use Gandhi as our example. We'll put her on
the chopping block in just a second. Let's go talk
to our producer from qan on in Philadelphia. Smile and
Stephen is on line twenty four. Good morning, Smile and Stephen,
good morning. You are so I was about to say cute,
but I know that you hate the word cute. Why
do you hate the word cute.

Speaker 20 (56:15):
I was flirting with somebody yesterday and he meant it well,
but he was like, you are so cute, and I
was like, I'm twenty six. There needs to be a
better word than cute. Cute is your ten year old.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
He's right with Froggy. What's wrong with cute? Nothing?

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Cute is like a word that means you're never going
to go any further than where you are. Like, even
handsome is better than cute. Yeah, yeah, you know obviously
hot Cute just means like, yeah, your puppies are cute.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
I know, But cute and cute is it's more than looks.
Cute is attitude and effort, personality.

Speaker 20 (56:54):
Yeah I know that, but I mean it's like you
call a kid cute, you know what I mean. It's
kind of like I've just gotten to the cute level.
I mean I understand, Listen, I am not looking for hot.
I get that that's not the like the level I
like want to, But like there needs to be a
middle ground between cute and hot. That what is good
for flirting.

Speaker 18 (57:15):
I don't know, I need.

Speaker 20 (57:16):
Handsome handsome, But that's like I feel like that's what
Grandma's Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Yeah, you can't. You can't be We can't make you happy.
We cannot find a word that makes you feel good
about yourself.

Speaker 8 (57:30):
I don't when we're talking about a girl or a guy.
Sometimes you go, oh my gosh, they're so cute, Like
that's a bad thing. That's a good thing.

Speaker 7 (57:38):
What about like, could it be a delivery like I
said to my boyfriend all the time, like, ooh you cute.
Does that make any difference?

Speaker 17 (57:45):
No?

Speaker 20 (57:45):
I think, yeah, delivery definitely matters. But it's also I
think when you're just like flirting back and forth, it's
just like hey, cutie, Like I get it, listen, It's
never like from a bad place. But at the same point,
I feel like if I could call a ten year
old cute and then I'm flirting with somebody and use
the same word, there should be a better word in
like the vocabulary for that, Like we need to come

(58:07):
up with a new one.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Like you know, to be fair, Stephen, you do smile
and laugh and giggle a lot, but it's those are
things that are that make you really great, But those
are also things that are well they're cute. Yeah, Okay,
here's another thought. What if we just didn't have a word.
What if we just left the words out, like the descriptives,

(58:28):
the descriptors, right, you know what I'm saying. Do you
have to have a word.

Speaker 20 (58:32):
Yes, I don't think so, I like, you don't need to.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
Okay, did you watch Bridgerton?

Speaker 9 (58:40):
No?

Speaker 20 (58:40):
I haven't watched it yet.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Who else watched it? You did? Danielle know you dont
Gandhi you watched it? Right?

Speaker 7 (58:47):
I have not, but I know all about it and
I'm getting Okay, Nate, use that right?

Speaker 5 (58:52):
What word do you use to describe the Duke Hasting
Duke of Hastings?

Speaker 30 (58:57):
There's so many words, smoke, show, gorgeous. I mean, I'm
a straight man. But he is hot, ye.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
Them even my mom called and said he was hot.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
So yeah, yeah, So but you could you use the
word cute with the Duke?

Speaker 8 (59:13):
No, No, he's not cute.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
He's Oh see what you're doing is you're actually you're
proving Steven's point. Yeah, you're you're taking the taking the
possibility of hot away from Stephen. And that's what this
is all about, isn't it, Stephen?

Speaker 20 (59:27):
Yeah, a little bit at the core of it.

Speaker 15 (59:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (59:29):
Oh damn, that's so cute.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
You're cute. Don't say that? All right? Well, look, we
love you, but I wouldn't poo poop cute so fast,
because that's a lot. That's a lot better than what
they could be saying if.

Speaker 8 (59:45):
They said face you know.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
That would be where does that? Where does that?

Speaker 25 (59:50):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (59:51):
Said that?

Speaker 22 (59:52):
All right?

Speaker 25 (59:52):
All right?

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Right right, Uh, you're fabulous, you are. You're cute. I
think you're very handsome. But I'm a grandma, so I
can say that. But you hang in there. It's okay.
Adorable Is that a bad word? Adorable?

Speaker 25 (01:00:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:00:07):
That sounds like it's worse.

Speaker 21 (01:00:08):
And cute.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Though, for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Yeah, you're a good looking guy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Hey, what's going on in Philly? What's going on? What's
the latest? What's happening down there?

Speaker 20 (01:00:20):
Everything is good so far, you know, just chilling.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
All right, that's that's so cute. All right, Steven, we'll
talk to you later. Thanks for checking in with us.

Speaker 20 (01:00:30):
Okay, all right, talk to you guys later.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
All right, there you go, So Steve.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
I get that. I mean it's like if we get
all dressed up for something and then you know, we
have hair and makeup and we put on our best
outfit in high heels and I walk out and someone's like,
oh my gosh, you're so cute. I'd probably be like, well, damn, cute.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Does cute have something to do with how tall you are.
I'm starting to think if someone is like six foot two,
can they be cute? I don't think they can. I
think that's tall cute. You must be short to be cute.
And Stephen isn't the tallest of guys.

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
That's true, You're right, that could be it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
Dang it, Okay, but Gandhi's right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Nobody, nobody ever sat out to be cute. Nobody says
I'm going to get dressed up and I'm going to
own this and I'm going to be cute.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Well, no, the Jojo, what's your name is?

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
She tries to see what's her Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Okay, let's get back to the Gandhi. So Gandhi walks
in and says, I handled t half with Brandon, my boyfriend. Yes,
do you wish to tell the story because it's yeah,
go ahead. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
So it sort of started off. You were talking about
a list of partners traits that are either good or
bad or really they point out if you're emotionally mature,
and one of them was about compassion, and I said,
Brandon and I have been arguing about compassion because he
says I have far too much for things that he
just doesn't think are relevant, and I think he has
none for things that I think are very relevant and

(01:01:55):
really this yeah, animals, So I will catch a bug
and take it out side and let it go. He
can't understand why I wouldn't just smash it to death
on the floor, and thinks that I'm crazy. And then
I look at him like, I find you crazy because
you would just murder this bug on the floor. But
to him, it's not murder. So we have this like standoff.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Okay, see here's here's where I think you could you
could make some changes. Yes, So if you see a
bug crawling across the floor and he goes and smashes it,
you you, Gandhi, no offense. You say things like that
little bug, I'm sure it had babies. I'm sure he bug.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Well, bug go to his family.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Bugs don't nurse. They don't you know.

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
I saw a comic strip.

Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
Do you know that that bug does not have children? Bugs?

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Okay, hold right, So but but Danielle, to be fair Gandhi.
Her explanation was she saw a commercial to the day
of a bug wearing a top hat. What was this
commercial use on?

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
I saw a little comic strip and it was a
lady bug wearing a top hat with us a little
briefcase under his arm, and above it was the shadow
of a foot, and then it flashed to his family
at home, saying, I hope dad's coming home soon. And
I was like, see, see, there you go. The lady
bug was on his way home to his family.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
And here's where you're not getting traction. You're humanizing a bug,
and so it's not relatable you. There's got to be
another reason why you want bugs to survive. You gotta
you've got to give him those reasons. You're you're making
this you're making this bug to be up like mister
Peanut or something. But here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
Just because it doesn't have human like qualities and I
can't say that it has human emotion doesn't mean that
it doesn't have its own version of that in bug form.
We don't know that it doesn't feel things and doesn't
say things. We would like to believe that it doesn't
because it makes it easy for us to kill them,
but I don't know. So I just don't want to.

Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
Do to him. That's what you say, What did that
bug ever do?

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
If he's in your house, he's he's technically breaking and
entering our trespasses.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
We do no wait, no, seriously, you've got to come
up with if it's a spiritual thing, if it's a
you know, the universe created this bug, and I really
want to protect it, because we are here to protect
the universe. That that's that holds, weight, that holds. But
say that this bug has to get home to watch
the news is not gonna work, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:04:05):
I think it should just be one of those things
where we can each just let the other be. But
neither of us can really let the other be because
if I do something like that, he'll be like, oh,
here we go again, and then if he steps on it,
I'm like, I'll kill you later. This is terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
So at some point we're gonna well, Gandhi would really
be upset with me. The other day, I've been trying
humanely to get rid of a mole in my yard,
and I put little steaks in the ground and done
all the humane things, and none of them worked. So
the other day I got some gopher in mole poison,
and I put a little mole in gopher hole and

(01:04:40):
guess what, he hasn't come back anymore. I don't know
if he went and found somewhere else to eat, or
if he ate the gopher poison and he's gone under Ghani,
I'm sorry, Ghandhi, what do you mean to do? I
tried the human way. I put the little steaks in
the ground that make the noise. He's supposed to go away,
leave him alone, let him live there.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
Well, no he can't. They rip up the yard.

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
They it was yard first.

Speaker 8 (01:05:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
Bugs even have brains? Can you think for themselves?

Speaker 11 (01:05:08):
Did you watch a bug's life?

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
Did you say stuff like that? You totally totally negate everything.

Speaker 31 (01:05:15):
You're trying to prove it, but feelings.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
It has no being, it has no emotion.

Speaker 23 (01:05:19):
It's just there and it's reacting to you know, what's
going on in nature.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
It's it's like a knee jerk thing. To be fair, bugs,
most bugs that I know of, do have purpose. That
there are things bugs do that are good for our environment,
for our soil, for whatever. But but then if you
have one crawling in the house and it and it
causes problems, it infests, maybe it eats wood and your
house caves in, then then you have to make a decision. Well,
maybe this termite isn't going to make it home to

(01:05:45):
watch the news. We got to kill this termite.

Speaker 11 (01:05:48):
See, when I'm feeding my lizard crickets, I think about
these things. I go, oh my gosh, what if they're
like panicking inside right now, this poor cricket and he
knows it's coming. And oh, I'm so sorry, and I
I'm sorry if you had baby crickets, like I feel guilty.

Speaker 7 (01:06:05):
It's a little prayer before you toss it in there,
like I'm so sorry, I'm about to do this to you.
It's a life. And then you throw the cricket and
move on.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
Well, I wish we could. We could come to a
conclusion here. There's got to be something online that some
philosophy that someone came up with that could make us
all a little more enlightened about this subject. But we're
not there quite. Yeah. I love this person. It says,
if a bug is inside your house, it deserves to
be squashed. If I'm outside, I'm in the bug's house,
it deserves to live.

Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
Yes, well, you erected the house where the bugs the
house used to be, so still technically they're just living
where they used to live.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
That bug may not have been alive when my house
was built.

Speaker 8 (01:06:38):
Oh boy, here we go, Here you go.

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Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
So I was walking through the living room. Interesting conversation
going on between Diamond, our friend Nick, and of course Sam.
The question is how soon is too soon to say
I love you?

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Look, you know what. In my opinion, it's it's it's
a game. It's it's it's a game. You've got to
be careful, Like if you say it too early, then
they look at You're like, oh, you're so cling.

Speaker 8 (01:07:42):
You don't want to look like you brought the U
haul right away exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
So okay, so Diamond.

Speaker 29 (01:07:48):
Yes, Hi.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
So the consensus out there with you and Sam and
that Nick guy, the Nick guy, is what.

Speaker 29 (01:07:55):
Well, Nick and I don't agree. We got into a
really big argument maybe a week or two ago about
this because he is in love with his new girlfriend,
but he won't tell her because he's nervous and he
thinks that it's too soon. They've been dating for four months,
and I.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Hold Nick is straight.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
Revelation.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
All right, Well, okay, good for him, yep, good time.
So he's afraid he's afraid to say I love you
too soon?

Speaker 29 (01:08:20):
Yes? And my I agree point of view is whoa really?
I just think that like when you feel like you
love someone, you need to tell them. Life is short.
You never know what could happen to you or another person,
and if you feel it, then just jump right on
out there.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
But what if you feel you quote unquote love them
within like hours of meeting them, would you say it?

Speaker 25 (01:08:40):
Then?

Speaker 29 (01:08:41):
I've heard of people doing that. I wouldn't be against
it if you feel it like I feel like at
this big age, we all know what love feels like, right,
So like, okay, great, you felt it before and it's
like strong like that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
The thing is Also, here's the thing through experience, you
know what, You hang out with someone and then things
turn south and things aren't good because you feel like
they're clinging too fast. You've been hurt before, so you
want to take your time. Keep in mind you need
to take your time sometimes just to make sure it's
a solid thing. It's as a foundation. If I just

(01:09:12):
like you're great, I love you, it's kind of fast, okay.

Speaker 29 (01:09:17):
So the thing about that is is like, whether you
say it or not, if you feel that way, you
feel that way, right. So like, if it's that strong,
I'm not talking about like little frivolous like puppy love
thing like.

Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
Oh cute, I love you.

Speaker 29 (01:09:30):
No, Like if he he was like really going in
he's in love with this girl, full force, foot on
the gas.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
Wouldn't you be afraid to say I love you to
someone until you know that they're ready to hear. They
need to be ready for that being so quiet?

Speaker 8 (01:09:47):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
I actually was totally on Diamond's side with this. When
they asked me, I said, I don't think there's ever
a time that's too soon. If you feel it, you
feel it. Life is short. People die, like things happen,
and what if you love this person they get hit
by a car and you never said it. You want
to carry that with you forever or risk them thinking
you're an idiot, I don't care like whatever.

Speaker 30 (01:10:05):
What you gotta be confident of that I love you return.
You got to know that they're going to say I
love you back. A friend of mine was in love
with this girl. They were dating for three months. He goes,
I love you. She responds with I want to break
up A true story.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Yeah, she wasn't ready for it, yeah, and then he
screwed up the relationship. Had he waited a couple of months,
maybe she would have returned with ship is a two
way thing. You'd need to be on the same planet.
You need to be in the same.

Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
Lane, Okay, But then if you're not, why not figure
that out sooner than later. If somebody doesn't love you
back and they don't feel the same way, and you're
willing to break up with a person because they said
I love you and you don't love them back, maybe
that wasn't the relationship anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Well, it could have been on the way to that relationship,
but then why would they break up with you?

Speaker 29 (01:10:49):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
What? Sam?

Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:10:50):
I just don't understand why Nate's saying.

Speaker 37 (01:10:52):
You both have to be there on the same day
for one of you to express it. I said it
to my fiance William when I felt it, and he
didn't say it for another two months, and we were
both totally fine with that. He was worried about me
because he said, I'm just I'm not ready to say
it yet, and he thought I was going to break
up with him because of that. I'm like, I was
just expressing where I was.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
I know it. That's okay.

Speaker 37 (01:11:13):
If you don't want to break up, that actually says
more to me than if you lied and said I
love you back even though you weren't ready.

Speaker 11 (01:11:19):
But you can handle that. I don't know if everybody
could handle that. I think Nate could handle that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Okay, scary. How long have you been together? Over ten years?
He has yet to say I love you.

Speaker 31 (01:11:31):
Oh, come on, that's not true.

Speaker 23 (01:11:35):
It took me a solid two years to actually say it.
I just feel that. It's not an exact science, but
you're under a certain age and maturity level. She's not
going to be able to handle it because she may
just be living her best life. She may not want
to hear that no matter how much she likes him best.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Yeah, frog, what there's a big difference in love you
and I love you? Yes, completely different things. And that's
the thing is that you can you can almost test
the waters with a little love you and see what
the response is.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
But yeah, you drop the full I love you have
to follow it with mean it. Yeah, love you mean it.

Speaker 11 (01:12:06):
My favorite is when you're watching a movie and you
they fall asleep in the bed and the guy goes
in the middle of the night and then she's like what,
He's like, what is it? And then she's like freaking out,
either she wants to leave or she's like, say it again?

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
What did you say?

Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
Say it again?

Speaker 22 (01:12:21):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Brian, Brian, is that you?

Speaker 12 (01:12:23):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
So you said it? After how long with them?

Speaker 12 (01:12:28):
Uh?

Speaker 25 (01:12:29):
It was three weeks?

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
Actually, see three weeks. I mean, look, who are we
to judge. We don't know what your experiences were during
those three weeks.

Speaker 38 (01:12:37):
I had actually already been at that point, I had
been married twice, and.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
You can be married fifty times. You can still love someone,
no problem. I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 22 (01:12:49):
It was great.

Speaker 25 (01:12:50):
There was three weeks.

Speaker 15 (01:12:51):
Everything was just everything's fit, everything was right, and we've
been together for seven years.

Speaker 12 (01:12:55):
We have two kids together. It's great.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
See the difference between me and Gandhi hm is I'm
sensitive to the other person's needs. Oh, it's all about her.
It's all about her expressing her love.

Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
Absolutely.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
I love you. I don't care if you love me back.

Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
I love you, pretty coat.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
What's that, Brian?

Speaker 38 (01:13:17):
I said, that's the approach you have to take, though,
because you got to put yourself out there.

Speaker 22 (01:13:21):
You don't put yourself out there. You never know. More
risks you take, Yes, the more you know, the more
failures you have, the more risk you take, the more experiences.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
What she just said was, I don't care what you think.
I'm going to tell you what I think. I love you.

Speaker 7 (01:13:31):
Yeah, you don't have to love me back. I'm not
saying it to get the I love you back. I'm
saying it because I love you.

Speaker 11 (01:13:38):
But you could say it in a way where you're
kind of like dangling the carrot, like you go, I
don't know about you, but do you feel this because
this is just I've never felt this before.

Speaker 38 (01:13:48):
I feel like that's the way people do it when
they're like really insecure about the relationship because they're not sure,
if they're going to get it back, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (01:13:55):
Agree, but it's a way to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
It's a way to get any bust through that door,
like the Alloyd man.

Speaker 5 (01:14:02):
Oh yeah, all right. I love you, Brian, thank you,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
I love you, Brian.

Speaker 22 (01:14:09):
We've only we've.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
Only we've only known each other sixty seconds. But I
think I love you, love you. Let me talk to Amanda.
Amanda makes makes some sense out of this. So how
long did it take for you to say I love you?

Speaker 18 (01:14:24):
My boyfriend and I my ex boyfriend and I.

Speaker 17 (01:14:26):
We both said it to one another in about one day.
Twenty four hours?

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Oh again that was your ex boyfriend, Yes, twenty four hours.

Speaker 15 (01:14:38):
We are together for.

Speaker 10 (01:14:39):
A while there.

Speaker 16 (01:14:40):
Yeah, how long were you together?

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
She said? Twenty four hours?

Speaker 11 (01:14:43):
Eight years after after that, after the I love you, Oh,
we're together for.

Speaker 14 (01:14:50):
A while, mostly happily, mostly happily.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
I say, you have to go for it, jump in.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Good for all of you guys.

Speaker 14 (01:15:04):
I also think it does depend you have to you.

Speaker 10 (01:15:07):
I think you know, if that other person's feeling it,
you hope.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
So yeah, I mean you're rolling the dice. You're rolling
the dice here.

Speaker 14 (01:15:16):
I still think you should do it. I still think
go for it. We never know, all right.

Speaker 16 (01:15:23):
We never know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
Thank you, Amanda.

Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
Did you and Brandon say it really early? He said it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
I think it was like three or four months in
and he texted it to me and I wrote back
what he said, testing, testing? I love you too.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Oh that's so sweet. Look I love love. Don't get
me wrong. I'm I'm a love lover. I love it.
It's now time to play a new game called You're
Full of Schmidt? This is great. I mean, how well
do you know these critters you wake up with every day?
Everyone in this room. So a member of the show
will tell you three them and you have to guess

(01:16:02):
which one of the three is.

Speaker 21 (01:16:03):
Full of Schmid.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
Maybe we can get a new more contemporary song. What's scary?
This is like from the old days? About all right?
How about this one?

Speaker 30 (01:16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
All right, all right, we'll just okay, scary, thank you?
All right, we'll do it.

Speaker 8 (01:16:25):
We'll do that one.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
Yeah, all right, we need contestants on the line. We'll
start with line two. Is Casey, Hey, Casey.

Speaker 17 (01:16:33):
Good morning, Elvis, Hey Tills.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Everything in Tulsa this morning. You're doing okay?

Speaker 17 (01:16:39):
Oh yeah, we're doing great?

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
All right? Who do you think you know the best? Danielle? Gandhi, Froggy,
Scary or Nate?

Speaker 14 (01:16:46):
Oh gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:16:47):
I think y'all are pretty equal. I think I know
all of you pretty well.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
All right, I'll tell you what. Let's start with, Danielle. Danielle,
give us three. Let's give it. Give us three things
about you, and let's see if Casey can guess which
one of those three is full of Schmid?

Speaker 8 (01:17:00):
Okay, you ready?

Speaker 11 (01:17:01):
My British husband's dad used to work with the Beatles.
As a joke, my husband once made me a birthday
cake out of mayonnaise.

Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
I didn't think it was very funny.

Speaker 11 (01:17:11):
I used to dress up like a clown for kids'
birthday parties, even though clowns scare me.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
Hmm so her British husband's dad used to work for
the Beatles, and as a joke, her husband made her
a birthday cake made out of mayonnaise which makes her vomit.
Or she used to dress up like clowns for kids'
birthday parties even though clowns scare her. Which do you
think is full of Schmidt? The false one?

Speaker 17 (01:17:32):
Oh man? Danielle, I think you're full of Schmidt, that
your husband made you a cake full of mayonnaise.

Speaker 8 (01:17:41):
Guess what, You're right.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
So Sheldon's dad used to work with the Beatles, Yes,
on the.

Speaker 8 (01:17:47):
Abbey Road days. Then yeah, he's actually in there.

Speaker 6 (01:17:51):
He was one of the.

Speaker 11 (01:17:53):
People's mind the scenes of producing the music and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
And also daniel did dress up like a clown for
birthday parties.

Speaker 8 (01:17:59):
I did, what.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Do you have for Danielle? Scary?

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
How about a good looking, tight fit Nelvis Dorante's shirt?

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
Yay, hey, hey, hey, all right, listen, thank you, Casey.

Speaker 17 (01:18:09):
Thank you guys, and Danielle. I think Sheldon loves you
too much to have done that to you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
So nice, They're all nice and Tulsa. That so happened.
All right, Let's go talk to Mary. Hey, Mary, how
you doing. You're upstate New York. Yep, here we go.
Let's move on to Gandhi. Let's see which of these
three thoughts about Gandhi is full of Schmidt? Okay, okay,
here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:18:30):
Is it one time my neighbor murdered my other neighbor
and burned down our apartment building to cover it up.
Is it one time a man attacked my car with
a sledgehammer because he thought I kidnapped his daughter? Or
is it one time I was in a Snoop Dogg
music video.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Hmmm, so the Three Things in the Morning attacked her
car with a sledgehammer because he thought she kidnapped his daughter.
She was in a Snoop Dogg music video.

Speaker 35 (01:19:06):
I'm gonna say the snup dog music video.

Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
You are correct.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
Okay, let's not move off this too fast. Okay, So
your neighbor murdered your other neighbor and then burn down
your apartment building to cover it up.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
Yes, he was letting this guy stay with him for
a while. I don't know what happened, but he murdered
my original neighbor, the man who was staying with him,
and then burned down the apartment building. My dad was
staying with me at the time because I was going
through some other stuff, so we just sat outside watching
my apartment building.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
And then another time a crazy manitaecht your car with
a sledgehammer because he thought you kidnapped his daughter.

Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
True story. Yeah, so I worked.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
My I mean, being in a Snoop Dogg video, I
was like the most tame thing that story.

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
So where I worked a guy brought his girlfriend and
she sat there all day long. And then when I
was getting off of work, he said, hey, could you
give her a ride home? I said, oh, sure, not
knowing the girl had run away from home. So the
I didn't know the girl from home. I'm the one
bringing her home. And he went, hey, I'm on my
car with a sledgehaile.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
Oh there you go. Yeah, all right, Mary, what do
you have for Mary Scary?

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
How about another Elvis Doran T shirt?

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
All right?

Speaker 17 (01:20:10):
Hey, hey, Ray, Hey, I'm a brand new listener.

Speaker 14 (01:20:14):
I love you guys.

Speaker 13 (01:20:14):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
Oh my god, maybe a T shirts?

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
I don't know, Mary, thank you so much. Spread the word. Okay,
hold one second, let's do one more. Uh hey, Kim, Yes,
welcome and thanks for calling from gorgeous, stunningly beautiful Burlington, Vermont.
Now okay, so we have Froggy, Scary and Nate left.
Which one of them do you think you know the best? Froggy,

(01:20:40):
Scary or Nate.

Speaker 14 (01:20:43):
I'm gonna stay Scary.

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
Okay, Scary, here we go. Scary give her three facts
about you. One of them is full of Schmidt. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
I once went to jail. I lost my virginity at
the college radio station.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
And I was sued on TV on the people's court.
So one of these is not true. He went to jail,
or he lost his virginity at the college radio station,
or he was sued on the people's court, which one
is false.

Speaker 14 (01:21:13):
Oh jeez, I don't know. He's kind of tricky.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Because he does these wild things.

Speaker 14 (01:21:17):
Yeah, I would say, uh, people's court.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
He was definitely sued. He was sued on the people's court,
and he once went to jail. And he says he
lost his virginity to college. He didn't lose his virginity
until he was out of college, exactly. Giveaway. All right,
Oh my god, Kim, we're gonna send you Elvis Draan
Morning Show shirt anyway because we like you.

Speaker 20 (01:21:45):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:21:47):
I love all of you.

Speaker 21 (01:21:49):
Then there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
I can think about it. We're all full of schmid
we are. There you go. They love our show. According
to this text message, Gandhi is so interesting. Thank you Gandhi.
Love your story about your neighbor's murder and arson.

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
It's a bad day. That was a bad day.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
It was actually night, but yeah, that was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
In the morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Joline, what's going on Joelene, are you doing well? So?
Which of your significant other's friends is your least favorite?
You have one that you just can't stand?

Speaker 14 (01:22:33):
I do?

Speaker 12 (01:22:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
Yeah, And how do you how do you deal with it?

Speaker 25 (01:22:38):
Well?

Speaker 14 (01:22:39):
Not well.

Speaker 20 (01:22:41):
I just.

Speaker 10 (01:22:43):
That they still hang out.

Speaker 35 (01:22:46):
I just I don't like him.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
It was this friend like a bad influence. Uh makes
your husband do things that you disagree with? A drug dealer?

Speaker 15 (01:22:55):
No, why do you hate it?

Speaker 10 (01:22:59):
The I've seen on the cake was that he basically
left my husband in a swamp for hours without letting
anybody know that he was basically missing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
This happens every day. He left her husband in a
swamp for hours and didn't tell anyone.

Speaker 10 (01:23:18):
It was winter, so it was very cold. I mean
we live in New York. It was snowy and cold,
and yeah, left them and he kind of went home intok,
a nap and friends.

Speaker 35 (01:23:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:23:33):
OK, more forgiven than I am.

Speaker 22 (01:23:37):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
Sounds like it, all right, Well, so I left my
husband in the swamp, all right? All right? If you
can top that, I want to hear why you hate
your significant other's friend. That's a good one, though, Jolane,
thank you for listening, and tell your husband to re evaluate.

Speaker 33 (01:23:53):
Everything.

Speaker 22 (01:23:54):
It doesn't work, all right, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
I didn't see that one coming.

Speaker 37 (01:23:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
It's like, yeah, I'm thinking of my my Alex's friend
who I cannot stand and I don't know. It's worse
than leaving a friend in.

Speaker 8 (01:24:07):
A swampy bad.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
It's very bad. So the question is, well, you're in here, Sam, producer, Sam,
you're uh your boyfriend Will? Does he have a friend
that you just detest?

Speaker 7 (01:24:19):
You have to make me pick one?

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
Okay? All right, there you go, and it's it's allowed.
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
What not?

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
Everyone gets along and uh Froggy you know one of
Lisa's friends that you just don't really care for.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Oh, Lisa doesn't have any friends that I don't like. Man,
I love them all equally.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
But listen to uh, listen to this. Hold on here's
Terry Hi, Terry h. Well, thank you for holding on
for so long. That's it's great.

Speaker 16 (01:24:46):
Okay, it's so weird, like hearing the radio on my
phone and it's like a little bit different than like
my car riding.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
Why not because you're listening you're listening to channel nine
nine nine in Dayton, Ohio, and but you're listening to
zero hundred on hold. So you're all over the place,
So Terry, Terry tells, tell your story, because this puts
you in a very wild position.

Speaker 13 (01:25:07):
So, my boyfriend's best friend absolutely despises me, like, refuses
to be around me, despises me, said that.

Speaker 16 (01:25:17):
He didn't know if he wanted to be in our.

Speaker 13 (01:25:18):
Wedding because of it. And then I have a best
friend who despises him or yeah, it despises my boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
Okay, So also, okay, so both of.

Speaker 16 (01:25:29):
Our best friends don't like each other.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
I don't understand. It's it's sort of difficulty your boyfriend
actually your fiance are you're getting married?

Speaker 13 (01:25:39):
Well, eventually, it's in the work.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
Okay, So your boyfriend's best friend hates you, and your
best friend hates your boyfriend.

Speaker 8 (01:25:48):
Wow, what the.

Speaker 7 (01:25:49):
Heck's going on with you?

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
Guys? Have you ever had like a sit down, like
let's let's go talk it out kind of thing.

Speaker 34 (01:25:56):
I've wanted to with his best friend.

Speaker 16 (01:25:58):
But he, like I said, doesn't even like look at me,
doesn't interact with me, Like we'll be in the same
social situation and he won't even like look at me.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
Wow, that's gonna be a lot of pressure on you
and your boyfriend. Now, so why do you dislike Wait, no,
you don't like you like everyone? Who do you dislike him?

Speaker 16 (01:26:16):
I mean I dislike him just because you Yeah, for
no reason why he's like Well, I would prefer not
to if he's going to be there, I prefer not
to go.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
No, wait a minute, hold on, why does your boyfriend's
best friend not like you? Has he said why?

Speaker 16 (01:26:35):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
No, take a guess.

Speaker 8 (01:26:39):
Do you think you know why?

Speaker 16 (01:26:41):
The only thing I can think of is there's I
have two kids that are not his, so, like, our
lives are kind of busy, and I think that he
thinks that.

Speaker 13 (01:26:51):
I'm like, oh no, you can't go do these things.

Speaker 39 (01:26:56):
You're taking the work full time.

Speaker 7 (01:27:00):
You know you can.

Speaker 11 (01:27:01):
Kids if you do get married, Like, is he going
to be the best man and your friend is going
to be the maid of honor?

Speaker 34 (01:27:09):
Well that was the plan.

Speaker 35 (01:27:10):
But but but they all hate it, like no, okay, okay,
question Now, why does your best friend detest your boyfriend?

Speaker 16 (01:27:21):
She's kind of one of those people who doesn't like.

Speaker 34 (01:27:28):
Most people.

Speaker 16 (01:27:30):
So I don't think that he's ever really done anything.
He's just he's more quiet and mellow and my friends
are all kind of like crazy, and well she's we
have a good time. We've all been we've all been
best friends for I mean ten, eleven, twelve years, so
all right, well good luck.

Speaker 8 (01:27:46):
Yeah, my gosh, that's rough here.

Speaker 14 (01:27:48):
You take fun, but fun.

Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
I don't know. So you love your boyfriend, your boyfriend
loves you. I do, But also, yes, you need to
have friends outside that relationship, and so mentally it is.

Speaker 8 (01:27:58):
This is a great reality show right here.

Speaker 20 (01:28:00):
It is.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
I watch I hate one.

Speaker 16 (01:28:03):
We're all like stuck on the beach together.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
Yeah, I don't know. Good luck with that, all right, Terry,
thank you for sharing your slice of life with us.

Speaker 14 (01:28:12):
Luck you do, Bye bye.

Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
Wow can you imagine crazy? Yeah? I think Alex. Alex
has the day off, so he's asleep.

Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
Good friend.

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
I loved it. I'd love to get on, get him
on and have him tell the world which one of
my friends he likes the least.

Speaker 37 (01:28:28):
I feel like you need a real reason though, Like
I don't feel guilty about my hatred because I have
a real reason, So then it's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:28:34):
But to not kind of know, just make you know, jeez,
get over it. Have no specific reason.

Speaker 8 (01:28:39):
You've got to have a reason.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
I don't know. So who is getting hit hard by
mosquitoes this season? Anyone? Me?

Speaker 21 (01:28:46):
We had to.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
You had to call the people in the mosquito.

Speaker 11 (01:28:50):
The mesito people had to come in and spray the
backyard because it was getting so bad.

Speaker 8 (01:28:54):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
Did they not hit you, Gandhi, You don't get mosquitovites?

Speaker 25 (01:28:57):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:28:57):
No, I get bitten by everything a lot. It's terrible.
And then my sister is really allergic, so when she
gets bitten, they swell up.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
Both of us are like, oh god, fargie, you're getting
them in Jacksonville.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Yes, so we've got these. There's these like rich people
that live down the street from us. They're much richer
than we are, and they have this system on their
house where it sprays and they don't get any mosquitos.
So everybody wants to hang out at their house. But
at our house, if we hang out outside, I can
sit outside, I might get one bite. Lisa can go
outside for two seconds and she is covered in mosquitoites.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
It's unbelievable. Does it ever change? Do you ever flip
flop where one of you gets bitten more than the other.
Because Alex and I have noticed this there are days
where he'll get a thousand I'll get none, and the
next day I'll get a thousand mosquito bites, He'll get none.
Important Nate. Nate actually runs from his front door to
his car and slams the door and locks the door
so the mosquitoes can't get him.

Speaker 30 (01:29:49):
I don't know what it is about me, but I
am just a magnet for these things. As soon as
I get back to my apartment complex.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
You're right, I was.

Speaker 30 (01:29:56):
I go for my car and I run to the
front door, and all or my fiance like open the door.
I'm come in because I don't want to stand there. Yeah,
I'm not even kidding, like the amount of time it
takes for me, but to put the key in the
lock and open the door, I'll get five bites.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
I don't get it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:10):
I'm my dad was.

Speaker 11 (01:30:11):
He wouldn't even wear shorts because he would well, one,
he didn't like his legs, But the other reason was
the mosquito bites. He would go outside for two seconds
and he'd come inside and he would be bitten alive.
It was crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
So my question is this, what is it about some
people versus others? It makes them more susceptible to mosquito bites,
and usually if I get them, I don't even know
it happens. I just know in the aftermath. Right, Yeah,
But last night I watched one land on my hand
and I watched him poke his little stupid pecker in
my hand. I watched it happen, and I was so

(01:30:45):
fascinated by it I allowed it to happen. Then I
slapped him and killed him. Are you googling this, GANI
do we know why they hit some people more than others.

Speaker 7 (01:30:54):
Yeah, so there are a lot of different reasons why
they could attack some people.

Speaker 10 (01:30:58):
Nate.

Speaker 7 (01:30:58):
Apparently, running might not be a great idea because you're
giving off more carbon dioxide and that signifies to them
that a host is in the areas. So maybe you
need to just be calm and walk slowly. They're saying
other things could have an effect on it, too, including
the color of clothing that you're wearing. Red makes you
easier to spot your blood type Type O blood is

(01:31:19):
found to be twice as attractive to mosquitoes than type
A blood. You could also have gas, like we just
said with the carbon dioxide, heat and sweat. If you're
sweaty or if you have a body odor lively skin,
they show so if you have more bacteria on your
skin than other people, mosquitoes could be attracted to that too.
Pregnant women get bitten more. And if you've been drinking beer,

(01:31:40):
apparently mosquitoes have a little bit of a taste for
beer and they can feel it coming out of your
pores and smell it and they come to you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
Yeah, what about what about Vodkaoh, I.

Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
Don't say anything about vodka. It really only just says beer.

Speaker 30 (01:31:53):
Here.

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
What I want to do, I want to set them up.
When the mosquitoes suck my blood, they get so drunk
they just they just pass out. I bet, I bet
we can do that. Yeah, scary, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
The blood type thing.

Speaker 23 (01:32:05):
How do they know what blood type you have until
they taste it, until they've already bitten you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
Maybe they sense it, they sense it. Scary. No, they
have a little lab, but they send your blood off.

Speaker 7 (01:32:15):
To a lab. Yes, they mark their targets exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
Anyway. Yeah, I've been been. You know, we've seen more
bugs than usual, also more butterflies. As we were saying
the other day, and then we learned it the other
day that so many people are terrified of butterflies, which
I don't understand because they're the most beautiful creatures ever,
but anyway, more bugs than ever. And uh, I guess
butterflies they're bugs, right, they really are. You don't think
of them as bugs.

Speaker 8 (01:32:41):
They are.

Speaker 7 (01:32:42):
They're the most beautiful there.

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
But they're so beautiful they're too beautiful to be bugs. Anyway.
Some one said eating bananas. If you eat bananas, they
will bite you. Really so mosquitoes, You're not alone. Bradley
Online four has tried everything, but he still gets chewed
to hell by mosquitos. H Bradley, how you doing? We're
doing okay? I mean you've even sprayed yourself with deep

(01:33:05):
and you still get mosquito bites.

Speaker 12 (01:33:08):
Yep, everything I use. I can put on a whole
can of spray or the bug spray, I could wear
a hoodie, sweatpants, everything, and it's still to find a
way in to shoot me up. It doesn't matter what
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
Ah No, But isn't it nice to feel wanted? I
mean they want you.

Speaker 12 (01:33:24):
Know, I mean, the mosquitoes want me more than people.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
I mean, yeah, they love you, Bradley. You know, I
can't get arrested by anyone you know, for any other reason,
for a conversation or a relationship, except for one guy
I mosquitoes. There are thousands of them that want me.
All right, Bradley, have a good day, man, stay covered up.
Put some dat on just you too, Nick Online. Five.

(01:33:47):
This has to do with potassium. So that goes back
to the banana thing, right, Nick.

Speaker 33 (01:33:52):
Oh, absolutely, the banana is the potassium that you get
in your blood determines whether or not mosquitos want you.
Because use my wife gets fit all the time. And
we ran a search and tried figuring out why is
she being bitten and I'm not, And the answer was
she has more potassium in her blood than I do

(01:34:13):
and she needs for breakfast every day.

Speaker 5 (01:34:17):
Well, so that list that Gandhi just gave us, including potassium,
including bananas, there's just way too much. There's way too much. First,
there's too many rules to follow, the stupid mosquitoes. All right, Well,
thank you for listening to us, Nick, and you and
your potassium filled wife run from those mosquitoes. Run man,
run for your life.

Speaker 33 (01:34:36):
Luckily, so that we don't have to worry about them
too much.

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
Okay, all right, now, what's that spray doing to us?
Is it changing our DV? Coming? All right, thank you, Nick,
have a good day. Thanks for listening. Oh my god,
I can't believe this text that just came through. Butterflies
are disgusting. I want to shoot them all.

Speaker 20 (01:34:54):
Go.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
There verified of them, I don't know. All right, now,
this is this is a very delicate conversation. It's difficult
to have, but I think we need to have it.
Uh oh, let's talk about stupid people.

Speaker 8 (01:35:12):
Oh geez, yeah, okay, like stupid in what sense?

Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
Okay, well, you know what, let's not overanalyze stupidity. Okay, look,
you know, we all agree that the world is just
filled with stupid people, all right, And that sounds sort
of like an elitist pig by even saying it. But
don't you agree. You're out and about doing your own
thing and someone does something so god awful stupid. Yeah,
you're like, uh, you feel a little more stupid because

(01:35:37):
you were near them, yes, when they did it or
when they said it yes or whatever. Stupid people. So
I was reading up on the stupid people, as you
know me, I would like to read up on things.
So there are five rules of surviving in a stupid
world I have found? Shall we investigate? A professor of

(01:35:59):
economic at University of California, Berkeley published an essay with
the five rules we all need to survive in a
stupid world. They are Number one, you're understanding just how
many stupid people there are out there. Man, there's more
than you think.

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
And we can all be stupid from time to time.
It's not just everybody else, it's us.

Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
Too without dot Look, I agree. When I go to
the airport, my IQ level dips, I get really stupid.
Therefore everyone else is around me stupid too, It exactly. Okay,
so we're underestimating the number of stupid people.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
Number two, anyone can be stupid regardless of their job, income,
or education level. Right, Okay, here's one that we have
to think about. The best definition of a stupid person
is someone who causes another person or people to lose
something without gaining anything themselves, or maybe even losing something themselves.

(01:36:52):
We kind of get this, Yeah, So I mean, Nate
explain it.

Speaker 30 (01:36:56):
Okay, and I use the example of Scary, and I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:37:03):
Scary is far from stupid.

Speaker 30 (01:37:05):
He's far from stupid. But we all occasionally and myself included,
to do stupid things. So every once in a while
and he's around the room, he'll say something that doesn't
make sense. He wasted our time and we gained nothing
by it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
Neither did he. Because he makes sense.

Speaker 23 (01:37:18):
To you, Maybe you're the stupid person because you didn't
understand what I was trying to Hello, I do.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
It too, or or someone can just do something like
a total stranger in public do something so stupid. Not
only do they make themselves look stupid, but you lose
as well because they're inconveniencing you for some reason. Yes,
that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:37:40):
Yes, I think a lot of people who do like
the hateful protests. We know that there are certain religious
organizations that come out and just say awful things with
their signs. They're not gaining anything from it. They're hurting
other people by doing it, and we're all worse off
for having witnessed anything like that. I view that as stupidity.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
Stupid all right, the five rules of Survive in a
stupid world. Number four, you're understanding you're underestimating just how
much damage stupid people are doing. Okay, look look at litter,
look at the world, the planet you can look at
people out there stealing things from people, and I mean
there's a billion and one on the list of stupid

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things people do all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:38:22):
A lot of times. The people who run from the
back of the airplane. Why are you causing the chaos? Why?

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
Stupid?

Speaker 6 (01:38:28):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
Okay? And finally, stupid people are the most dangerous types
of people doing things for the wrong reasons and causing
harm to other people. Stupid, terrible.

Speaker 7 (01:38:42):
I think the biggest thing you hit on was something
that wastes your time. Anytime somebody is wasting my time,
I get so angry because the time is the one
thing you don't get back. You can make money back,
you cannot make time back. So please don't waste my
time with something stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
Please, Maybe this whole conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:38:56):
Was it just it could be tell me that I'll
be mad.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
But the worst person what's that? The worst person is
somebody who's stupid and doesn't know they're stupid. Like at
least of your dumb and you know your doumbina, you're like, hey,
but when you have like stupid confidence, that's really that.

Speaker 6 (01:39:10):
I think most people don't know they're stupid.

Speaker 11 (01:39:12):
I don't think stupid pet acknowledge their stupid I don't
think they do the dumb ass things they do.

Speaker 8 (01:39:16):
If they, you know, if they knew like you would,
who would do that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
You're doing things and not thinking them through. You're not
thinking about what the devastation will look like. What was
that text? Okay?

Speaker 30 (01:39:25):
The text that we just saw is a true definition
of stupid. It says, how about the stupid person I
was driving behind in the dark that didn't have their
lights on?

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
That is stupid because that's dangering and endangering other people.
That's true. You know, sometimes you can accidentally be stupid
and do stupid things. Maybe they're just stupid and intern
it's the people that actually think things through then do them,
they're stupid. I don't know what's scary now.

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
Can you be a victim of being stupid?

Speaker 9 (01:39:50):
Like?

Speaker 23 (01:39:51):
Can you be stupid if somebody cheats you out of money,
for instance, and you they get something and then you
don't get.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
That we're taking advantage of I don't know if that's
make me stupid forgetting and someone will ask me for
a loan, I'll give them a loan knowing full well
I'm never gonna see that money again. Am I the
stupid one, yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:40:08):
Sort of.

Speaker 7 (01:40:08):
Yeah, about like anybody who bought Firefest tickets would we
count them? Yeah, or a Magnesis card.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Scary.

Speaker 11 (01:40:17):
I feel its Firefest was just somebody getting taken advantage of. Yes,
I don't feel like they were technically stupid. The other thing,
maybe you.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
Know stupid Stupidity is something you set out to dude,
and you you don't think it through, and it's gonna
harm someone in the long run when.

Speaker 11 (01:40:34):
You throw litter out your window while you're driving, because
that's just dumbing stuff right there?

Speaker 7 (01:40:40):
Evil?

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
All right? What crowding the boarding lane when your zone
isn't called it's the airport infuriating that scares No.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
If I'm group one, I'm going first, So that's logical.
That's not stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:40:52):
He always says.

Speaker 8 (01:40:53):
I'm standing here because I'm getting that overhead space.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
If you're group five and you're standing over the lane,
you're stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
All right, Well, I mean we could dissect stupidity, you know,
until the cows come home, But you know, I don't know,
So STU clear of stupid.

Speaker 31 (01:41:06):
People, yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
You and identify the ones in your life that maybe
they are prone to be stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Back off.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
I'm not I'm not saying we're a bunch of geniuses.
That's not what I'm saying. Like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
Oh, Joe Kanna's in the studio and he said scary
and Bros.

Speaker 5 (01:41:28):
Gary Brody, You guys should put together rereary. You don't
want to be scroady. No, no, no.

Speaker 28 (01:41:37):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio apps,
Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
We were talking earlier about phases we went through growing up,
or phases our parents accused us of going through and
hoping we would change to the way we lived our lives.
Did you guys ever have a phase, as labeled by
your mom and dad that you never left? Are you
still in your phase?

Speaker 7 (01:42:09):
I'm in it now.

Speaker 5 (01:42:10):
Mine was radio radio. Yes, it's so Gandhi. Your mom
and dad were hoping you to become something different than
a radio person.

Speaker 7 (01:42:19):
Yeah. I remember when I told my dad that I
had gotten hired full time. I was so excited. I
was still in college. I was actually going to one
of my classes and he said, Oh, that's so great.
I hope this doesn't distract you from getting.

Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
A real job.

Speaker 7 (01:42:32):
Fast forward, all these years, it totally has. I'm still here. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Did you ever have a phase? Are you still in it?
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
I had a phase, but I got out of it,
and I think my parents were very worried that it
was going to go the wrong way, but it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
I got skateboarding.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
I was really into skateboarding for a while, and so
I kind of wanted to let my hair grow out
and I wanted to dye the tips of it, and
I was wearing really baggy clothes and my parents were like, Okay,
this better be a phase and better and real fast.

Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
I had a cowboy hat. Face. Oh, in eerie Pennsylvania.

Speaker 30 (01:43:05):
Where there's like no cowboys, and I was in high
school and I have pictures of me wearing a cowboy Like,
how stupid one I wear a cowboy hat.

Speaker 5 (01:43:16):
That was your phase? You wanted to be unique and
you were the only single person. Yeah, eerie Pennsylvania wearing
a cowboy exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:43:24):
Tourists be different?

Speaker 5 (01:43:26):
Yeah, Berry, what was your phase?

Speaker 23 (01:43:27):
I think you guys might remember this one. It was
the graphic T shirt phase where it was all these
fake names of bars, restaurants or plays on words, and
every day I would have another shirt. I must have
a collection of over fifty fake graphic T shirts and
and you know I had to get rid of them,
I mean stuff wearing them, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:43:47):
Yeah, Danielle was your When I was a kid, I
used to go around pretending that I spoke a different
language when I didn't. And I would be like a
beach club and I would start making a bill and
I would think, like parents that I was talking to
really thought that I was speaking a different language and
I really wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
That's a freaking weird that all my list of phases,
I was okay, gay the way never left that one radio. Yeah,
Everyone's like, oh, that's just a phase. The pierced ear

(01:44:24):
phase that that that came and went fast. Yeah, I
don't know, it's so funny. And I did have cowboy
boot phase. I did. Did I love cowboy boots? Did
you really? Yeah? Absolutely? Well this was god years and
years and years ago. And I lived in Texas. There
was a gay bar in uh in Oaklawn, the gay
the gighborhood of Dallas called I forgot the name of it.

(01:44:45):
But they'd all go boot scooting, and I thought it
was so funny to seeing two guys standing up and
doing the two step. We would go with friends just
to kind of have fun. I never danced, but what
are you gonna do anyway? So no phases. I left
the cowboy boot phase, but I stayed in the gay phase. Hey,
Chris on line two, this is a fun phase. Hey Chris,
First of all, are you still in this phase?

Speaker 22 (01:45:07):
No, sir, No, sir, I am not in this phase
at all.

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
Both tell her, Tell her what phase you went through?

Speaker 22 (01:45:13):
Man, I went through an mc hammer pants phrase with
the letting shoes and go.

Speaker 5 (01:45:20):
You know, would you wear like drop pants everywhere you went?

Speaker 14 (01:45:27):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (01:45:27):
Well, not everywhere, but yeah, man, we would definitely wear
them to school. And yeah, body crossed my ankles.

Speaker 5 (01:45:37):
Was it a phase you slowly just oozed out or
eased out of? Or is this something that you woke
up one day and said, I gotta stop, I gotta
stop with that man.

Speaker 22 (01:45:45):
That that that a that abruptly ended. You know, you know,
Hammer ain't cold no more. He's got to shut the pants.
And what's the next one? You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
All Right, Chris, I think that's funny. I love that.
Thanks for sharing that with us. Have a great day.
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 22 (01:46:00):
Y'all have a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:46:01):
Brother, all right, Chris, thank you. That's funny hammer pants.
All right. Well, there you go, people.

Speaker 11 (01:46:08):
Calling same time as my rave hair spray phase where
my hair was higher than anything else around and it
would move that you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
Bought your entire outfit at zekavacci Ets.

Speaker 5 (01:46:22):
Let's go to Laura line twenty four. Uh, Laura, what
was your phase?

Speaker 17 (01:46:28):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
Good morning and good morning?

Speaker 39 (01:46:32):
My face was in middle school. In school, we had
to wear uniforms, so when I went out, I wore
pajama pants.

Speaker 17 (01:46:39):
All kinds did pajamas.

Speaker 39 (01:46:41):
Pajama pants and T shirts and accessories from hot topics.
Maybe borderline golf fase.

Speaker 5 (01:46:49):
Yeah, you know you were in it, you know what.
You weren't alone though, a lot of people were doing that, Laura.
But one day the phase end, Yes, he did, all right.

Speaker 39 (01:46:56):
It was kind of like borderline was scary, like the
funny phases on you know, the funny phrases on the
T shirt like you know, I can't remember. It was
one specific.

Speaker 9 (01:47:06):
It was like red.

Speaker 39 (01:47:07):
Pajama pants with like a Looney Tune character and a
black T shirt with like eyeballs on it and had
some weird phase, weird phrase on it.

Speaker 5 (01:47:16):
And circulatedwhere you wanted to be taken seriously while wearing that. Yeah,
I Laura, thank you very much. Finally we talked to
Liz on line four. She went to a face and
she's still in it. What phase was that, Liz? And
when did you start it?

Speaker 35 (01:47:33):
Is my still very alive and well gothic face.

Speaker 8 (01:47:38):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:47:39):
You're still it's fine.

Speaker 8 (01:47:40):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 11 (01:47:41):
I wish they had that where I was growing up
because that would have been me.

Speaker 35 (01:47:47):
Goic has changed over the years, you know, you don't
get the UFO pants and with the change and everything,
but I'm definitely still all black. My mom said for years.
You know, maybe I'll wear some more colors, but.

Speaker 18 (01:48:00):
So all black.

Speaker 5 (01:48:02):
I don't know black is a color. I think you're
doing just fine.

Speaker 21 (01:48:04):
Yeah, we love it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:06):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 12 (01:48:07):
Love.

Speaker 35 (01:48:07):
I just wanted to say, I've been listening to you
guys since I was probably in second grade. I'm twenty
seven now, and I just love you guys so much.
You make my day every day.

Speaker 5 (01:48:15):
Maybe it was our show that threw you into the
golf phase.

Speaker 9 (01:48:20):
I got it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:22):
Have a great day, Liz. Thank you so much for
listening all these years. We appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (01:48:25):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
I have a great day, you too. What's up? Frog?

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
I also did the frosted hair tip phase at one
point too. Thank yeah, thank goodness, I stopped doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:48:34):
That was a thing, wasn't it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:48:36):
I don't have enough hair to frosted hair tip now anyways,
but still wake up.

Speaker 28 (01:48:41):
To Elvis dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:48:54):
I love this text that they want to give a
national shout out to all the old school drivers out
there that still rapidly fly their head lights to warn
them that the police officers ahead. They said that. He says,
someone just saved me an expensive ticket. All right, is
illegal to do? Well, you know, I've heard rumor it is,
but I don't know. I don't why would that be
illegal to do?

Speaker 7 (01:49:15):
I agree with you illegal, but then ways, being like
police officer ahead is not.

Speaker 5 (01:49:20):
Yeah, I don't know. I think that flashing your lights is.
I don't Someone should correct us if we're wrong. But
I think that's a wives tale. I don't think that
that's I don't think that that's illegal, but I don't know.
I don't know, but but do you do that. I
flashed my lights the other day to warn someone. And
here's why I justify it. I don't justify it by thinking, oh,
I'm going to save them from getting a ticket and

(01:49:42):
getting busted. I actually flashed the lights and it actually
slowed them down.

Speaker 8 (01:49:46):
So there, look what I did.

Speaker 5 (01:49:49):
You know, Thank me later? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:51):
Frog On the road that I live on, just outside
of our neighborhood, it is a road that's like three lanes.
Everybody drives really fast down the road, much faster in
the speed limit. And so the other day there were
like five motorcycle cops hidden in the trees and between
the two lanes when I went over that hump were
those motors. I was flashing every leg I could in
my cart. The people coming, they're all slowing down.

Speaker 5 (01:50:11):
I'm just I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
Trying to save my fellow human from getting in trouble.
I'm speeding over here. I don't want them to.

Speaker 5 (01:50:16):
Their insurance is gonna go up. They can't afford it.
But John slowed them down and it made everybody. I
see it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:23):
I see their brake lights come on. Right as they
see my lights, they all slow down. Nobody gets a ticket,
We all win.

Speaker 16 (01:50:28):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:50:28):
The other day, I was driving down you know out
here we have country roads, and there was a car
facing me, coming the opposite direction, but they were stopped
in the middle of the road, and I'm like, oh God,
what are they doing? Do they want me to stop
with and help them. They're not waving their hands or anything.
But as I was pulling me by, they flashed their
lights and I kept going, I'm like, god, you remember
those rumors where if they flashed your lights and they
flashed back, they would pull you over and kill you. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:50:51):
I'm like, oh my god, someone in that kid is
gonna kill me. Tim is online twenty oh oh Tim
hate Tim. So you were the one who got flashed
and you got saved from getting a ticket.

Speaker 25 (01:51:02):
Right, Yes, I did. It was I would just I'd
buy the person a pizza or a cold beer. They
just saved me a whopping ticket because I was I'm
running a little late for work and I've come flying
down the highway after not getting my McDonald's because I'm

(01:51:23):
running late for work, which is going to probably ruined
my day. But I was really in a hurry, and
I've seen a couple of people just flashing their life.

Speaker 38 (01:51:32):
Like Matt, and I thought, you know what, I'm better
just slow down.

Speaker 22 (01:51:36):
Man.

Speaker 25 (01:51:36):
I come over a hill and there's two cruisers side
by side.

Speaker 5 (01:51:39):
How fast were you going?

Speaker 25 (01:51:42):
Just a little, a little shy of one hundred?

Speaker 12 (01:51:45):
I mean, just.

Speaker 18 (01:51:51):
Attendance.

Speaker 25 (01:51:53):
I've got perfect attendance at work for like thirty years.

Speaker 22 (01:51:56):
I cannot be late and it ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 9 (01:52:00):
Just want to.

Speaker 5 (01:52:03):
Tim, I'm hoping you're driving safely now, and I hope
it slowed you down a little bit. We want you
nice and safe. And I hope you get your McDonald's today.
I could do some of those hash browns. They still
have us, right, I love it? Oh yeah, Jesus, all right,
have a safe day, Thank you, Tim. Joel. Joel got
pulled over on Line five for flashing his lights. Is
this true? What state do you live in? First of all, Joel,

(01:52:23):
what state?

Speaker 38 (01:52:24):
I'm in Iowa?

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
Because I've heard it it varies from states to state.
So they pulled you over. But did they give you
a ticket for flashing your lights?

Speaker 38 (01:52:31):
He gave me a warning, but they said that you
can't flash your lights obviously in front of a police officer.
It's basically impersonating a police officer, is what they said.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
Person, I'm telling you there's one there. I'm not acting
like right.

Speaker 38 (01:52:49):
On the car, I was driving a box car. So
think about like the old police cars. Oh, it might
have looked a little bit like that, like an undercover.

Speaker 5 (01:52:59):
But well, something your faulty design a car like that,
all right, I don't know. I still think that if
you can, if they should thank you. If you flash
your lights to slow someone down, they should pull you
over and say thank you for slowing them down. I
bet that's never gonna happen anyway. All right, Joel, have
a good day, man, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 38 (01:53:19):
Love you guys, love the show.

Speaker 5 (01:53:20):
Oh, thank you, thank you very much. I don't know,
you know, it's just trying to help out what's scary.

Speaker 23 (01:53:25):
I remember growing up and my father was driving that
big boat of a Cadillac.

Speaker 5 (01:53:30):
And party barge. Yeah, and he had the fuzzbuster.

Speaker 23 (01:53:34):
Now, the fuzz buster is a radar detector, and it
started beeping it and as the cops were, you know,
the radar approach you here, and itways start blinking like crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:53:43):
They said that those were illegal. Now I still they
are in some states. In some states they were legal.

Speaker 31 (01:53:48):
Then how is ways not illegal?

Speaker 5 (01:53:50):
Well it's not yet. Oh it could change. I don't know,
love ways.

Speaker 3 (01:53:55):
Do those radar detectors really work? I think with today's technology,
Oh they do work.

Speaker 5 (01:54:00):
Oh they did back then, back in the you know,
the eighteen fifties. But as far as ways go, I
use my ways all the time, and if I see
them ahead, I start slowing down again. I think it's
a good thing. Why not?

Speaker 21 (01:54:12):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:54:13):
Why not? But when I slow way down and then
I get up there and where it says the police
officers located and he's not there or she's not there,
like hello, so IE needs to delete him.

Speaker 3 (01:54:24):
I'm guilty of putting fake alerts, like if you go
on there, you can put like hazard in the roadway or.

Speaker 5 (01:54:29):
Something there's like do that? You know? Even worse than
doing it, you're admitting that you.

Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
Don't, because because there are funny options you can put
like what's in the road, And I put like something
funny in the road, like not a cop but.

Speaker 5 (01:54:43):
Like you know, like a fake road hazard.

Speaker 8 (01:54:45):
Froggy, that's not nunny.

Speaker 5 (01:54:46):
You know what, People like you ruin it for everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:54:49):
We can't have nice things.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
Froggy Elvister ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 12 (01:55:00):
M.

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Till next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,