FULL SHOW: The Day We Have Awkward Interactions

We call out the Karens of the world, confess the most suspicious purchases on our credit cards, and take a nostalgic trip back to the horrors (and hidden joys) of school lunches. Things get even weirder when we play the Food Name Game, debate who we’d actually want to be cheated on with, and swap our best (and grossest) “inside body” stories.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Listen to you every day on my comute to work,
old lighting I've been listening for.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I love you guys.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
I lived it all the time.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
To you guys, I love it so much.

Speaker 6 (00:15):
I love your shown into it every morning when I
go to work.

Speaker 7 (00:18):
I got to work only just to listen to you, guys.

Speaker 8 (00:20):
I need to help it baby in the morning show.

Speaker 9 (00:31):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
You know what, Sometimes when maybe I should have gone
to one or.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Two of these high school reunions, but I never went.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
When I was in high school, no one really liked me.
I didn't like them. I mean, you know, I was
I was not one of the popular guys or whatever.
After high school for me, I can't speak for you,
but after our school for me was when life began.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
But Lisa Froggy's wife, Lisa, you you you're still good
friends with people you went to high school with.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Correct, I am right, and a lot of them.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I admire that. And for anyone who still has friends,
I have one friend I still talk to from high school.
That's it. One.

Speaker 8 (01:16):
What about you, Danielle, I don't think I talked to no, no, no,
I do. I have one friend that I talked to
with from high school.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, and Gandhi, do you have a lot of high
school friends you still talk to?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I actually do have a handful of friends from high
school I still talk to. But I still wouldn't be
down for the reunion thing. That's that's the handful I
want to talk to.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
You just want a reunion on your terms with the
people you want to hang out with. Yes, So Lisa,
there was a high school reunion this past weekend and
you just couldn't wait to get over there to go
to this reunion, right right?

Speaker 10 (01:42):
It was wonderful. So, yes, I went to this reunion
and it, you know, it's funny, there was Yes, you
have the guy that you know, the super hot guy
that was it in high school in middle school.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
So I walk in, I'm standing there and I'm I
just walk in. I'm getting ready to walk up to him.

Speaker 10 (01:58):
This girl steps in front of me and she's like,
I went to prom with him, And I'm like, I
don't give a you know what that she did? Like okay,
and then I walk over him and she's eyeing me
up and down, and I'm like thinking to myself because
I'm talking to him about Supam. It was a great conversation.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I hadn't seen him in a while.

Speaker 10 (02:19):
She's looking me up and down, and I'm like, so,
I of course made the conversation even more, you know,
eccentric and fun, and she's just looking me up and down.
I'm like, girl, it has been over thirty years since
you've been a prom with him.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
You need to get over it.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Okay, I know you wanted to say that, but did
you say that to her or did you just kind
of move along, like I don't want to start a
fight with this woman.

Speaker 10 (02:40):
Well I didn't move along, but I just kind of
gave her evil looks and then I was taking selfies
with him, just to piss her off even more.

Speaker 11 (02:47):
You try to pick up this dude at then I
wasn't there, by the way.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Okay, So okay, let's let's talk years now. You said
it's been over thirty years since you guys all graduated
from high school?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 8 (02:59):
Yet?

Speaker 12 (03:00):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
And still, I mean, is she dating this guy? Is
she married to him? I mean, what's her affiliation with
this guy?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Now?

Speaker 10 (03:08):
I think she's just maybe wanting to date him. I
don't think they were dating at all. It's just like
she was just moving in like a like a cougar
on her territory, and I'm like, girl, I am not
trying anything here.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I was so pissed off.

Speaker 10 (03:20):
I'm like, I'm gonna make it even worse for you.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
And why I don't want to go to any reading exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
There are so many people who are still living in
their high school frame of mind. They're still there.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, what the heck?

Speaker 12 (03:37):
God?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
It was mind blowing.

Speaker 10 (03:39):
I just couldn't believe the looks she was giving me.
I'm like, you gotta be kidding me, right, I said,
I should have really done this outfit up a lot
better than that if I'd known this was going to
go down.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Oh so she she was cutting you off? How dare
you talk to this guy you haven't seen in over
thirty years? Begause? I went to problem with him, all right?

Speaker 13 (03:55):
Ridiculous?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
I agree with God.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
This is why high schoo reunions no, thank.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
You, hunting.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
So a lot of people say, well, what business did
Lisa have talking to this guy at the reunion to
begin with? Wouldn't Froggy be mad.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Your union? Okay?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Okay, well let me go ahead and pull up my
pork sandwich and listen to what you.

Speaker 11 (04:24):
Were you friends with this guy before last Saturday night?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yes, you were?

Speaker 11 (04:30):
Okay, so you were friends with him before, and so
did you take No, No, I didn't mean what what I'm
saying is, but you were taking pictures with them. You
were taking pictures for them just to upset her, correct, of.

Speaker 13 (04:42):
Course, can you be honest?

Speaker 9 (04:46):
That's the most.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
It is.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
This is what this is the problem with the union
Reunions're going into this be high, be high from the past.
It's like you hopped into the old school time machine.

Speaker 13 (04:58):
I feel like if I see him again, Lisa.

Speaker 10 (05:02):
Oh, I mean and probably another you know, get together
reunion prosper Yeah, but nine time soon.

Speaker 11 (05:07):
I just feel like if I did this, like if
I went and the tables were completely turned, you'd be
mad at me.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, okay, okay, well hold on now, Lisa, let's be fair.
If you knew that well, first of all, this guy
you went to take pictures with, did you have a
thing with him in the past?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
No?

Speaker 11 (05:25):
Okay, did you like him though?

Speaker 14 (05:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Everybody did.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
The guy in high school.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
We got that one.

Speaker 13 (05:31):
We got that guy.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Is he still hot though, because that almost never happens.
Oh he was super hot, are you kidding me?

Speaker 15 (05:39):
Middle school? Now she has one?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Is he still now?

Speaker 8 (05:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:44):
He actually looks pretty good still?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Okay, okay, So a froggy was hanging out with let's
say the big the popular girl from the cheerleading squad
from back in the day, and she still looks really great.
She takes good care of herself. Whatever would would you
have a couple of questions or maybe an ounce of
thought like, okay, what's this about?

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Not not at all?

Speaker 16 (06:07):
Maybe if you not too many right, not too many cares?
Of course you would say, But of course he would say,
I got her contact information, she'd be great on the
show or some bs like that.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
But you know what you'd say, you'd say, she wouldn't
be talking to you if you didn't do what you'd
do for a living.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I know her so well, I know her all right,
So yeah, yeah, scary.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
What's your thought here?

Speaker 17 (06:32):
My thought is that I feel that certain people who
attend high school reunions are the faction of people that
have something to prove, Like if you were a misfit
then or a nerd, and nobody and everybody went away
and they didn't recognize you as becoming anything more. If
you've become something now, though, you you get those types
of people that show up at the reunion as well,

(06:52):
in addition to the beehive people that never left.

Speaker 13 (06:55):
Oh my gosh, but let me tell you.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
If I was like the ugly duckling in high school
and now I am like, hot, my ass is going
to that reunion and I'm like, that's sorry, I think is.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Safe to say. And Gandhi and I are the two
that have no desire to go to these things at
all none. Is it safe to say that each and
every one of us, including Gandhi, including me, do still
have a little bit of a thing about the politics
from high school versus now. I mean, I'll agree I

(07:27):
made I don't want to go because I just didn't
care for them then, so why do I want to
do which means I'm still holding on to something weird?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Gandhi, do you hear what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I do hear what you're saying. I just I don't
know that I think you're holding onto something weird. I
feel like it's more of just that I have no
desire to engage in something that I don't care about anymore.
I don't know. I feel like I just I don't
care about a huge faction of the people. I mean,
no offense, but I with social media anymore, I keep
in touch with the people I want to keep in
touch with. I know what's going on. If I want

(07:58):
to see those people, I will see those people. The
people who I know are up to, you know, whatever
they're up to. I'm just not.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Interested in lack of acceptance. And now I want to
show them that I am accepted.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Really, so scary, roll up in your Maybach that you rented.
I must have deep issues from the past. I would like,
you know what I can get that girl?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Now?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Really can you can?

Speaker 13 (08:22):
I had a great time, and I was lucky.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
I had the best time in high school and I
had the best I had so much fun, so many friends,
so many great teachers.

Speaker 13 (08:30):
But I still don't talk to them.

Speaker 8 (08:31):
There are I got to admit, and I was telling
GANDU up the air, there are a couple of people
that I wish I could still keep in touch with
that I can't. That I've tried to find and I
can't find anymore.

Speaker 13 (08:40):
So you know, that's one thing, But so.

Speaker 11 (08:42):
So why did you go to the high school.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
What was your reason for going?

Speaker 13 (08:45):
Stop it?

Speaker 10 (08:47):
Because I was always everybody's friend in the fat girl
in high school and I wanted to go back.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Good for you then, then, I hope it made you
feel good. I did good.

Speaker 13 (08:59):
Do you know what?

Speaker 8 (09:00):
There was a time where the guy who I really
wanted in high school, the hawk I'm not even gonna
say his name, that every girl wanted, I actually met
in a bar years later and he found out what
I did, and he started talking to me. And at
that point it was my turn to say, oh, it's
been so nice talking to you.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
No, no, no, This is where it's not fair because he
may have been a Jack Watt in high school. He
may be a really sweet, interesting guy now, Oh well,
too bad. We got to go talk to Jeff online
twenty four Jeff's run into some people from high school. Hey, Jeff,
talk about the people you've run into from high school.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Hey guys, good morning, Good morning, sir.

Speaker 12 (09:40):
Well, I'm a correction officer. There's just funny running into
people that I went to high school with in prison
onto the other side of the bars scenario. A few
of those, Yeah, typically the cool kids who were always
cutting class, were hanging out on the bleachers and whatnot.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
Did you kind of know back then that that was
going to happen, Like, yeah, I'm going to see them
behind me.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah we saw that coming, you could tell.

Speaker 12 (10:06):
Yeah, that was definitely something I could see happening.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Wow, right, well there you go. So, I mean, let's
be honest. I mean, high schools people spread out and
do different things. And my favorite story, Jeff, is like
that one guy or sometimes a woman a girl from
high school who turned out to like be this crazy,
crazy felon. I mean out there robin banks and pulling

(10:31):
off stuff you never would have dream they.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Would be doing. But we all change. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Hi, Jeff, thanks for calling. I'm glad you're on the right,
the right side of the bars there. That's pretty cool.
So yeah, yeah, Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
So there are you know, like reunion pages online and stuff.
So I popped into my high school's reunion page for
I'd say I was there for five minutes. One person
hit me with a, well, well, well Hollywood's here left.
I'm out. Don't want to be any part of that.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
They it is true. Listen guys, we got it. We
have to move on. But this texture is really very
They're actually doing a great job in describing what I'm feeling.
They say, I think there's always unfinished business, positive or negative.
I think we all have a bit of trauma that
sometimes need healing. And it really isn't only a high

(11:18):
school thing. I mean, you can actually talk to anyone
who's in therapy or a therapist or people who are
very knowledgeable when it comes to psychotherapy.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
This and that.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
There are so many things that happened to us when
we're kids that we just don't really remember, but happen
to us that have molded us into the way we
think about certain things in life that can be bad
for us. And you got to keep in behind. High
school is still at that early enough stage where those
things are still happening. Maybe you were shunned at high school,
maybe you thought you were the outcast, maybe whatever. A

(11:52):
million of different things, a million one different things happened
to you in high school or when you were a
preteen or you were a kid, and you're still holding
onto these things. And those are the good and bad
things who that make us who we are today. They
are the great things that you can look in the
mirror and congratulate yourself on. And you're a good person

(12:12):
when it comes to this and this and this. You know,
you learned a lot of this way back when, without
you even knowing you were learning about it. So I
can see how high school and reunions play an important
part in that goode.

Speaker 9 (12:37):
Al Vista ran in that morning.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
I had a conversation yesterday.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
With a friend of mine who was furloughed and then
fired fired while furloughed.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
This is a strange thing, right.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
And I asked her, I said, well, what is you know, Like,
what are you what are you feeling here? She said, well,
I'm just tired of people calling me with advice. She's like,
I don't want I don't want to hear from anyone
about advice right now. I just just understand I'm out
of a job, and it's kind of embarrassing. She was
talking about how embarrassed she is. She's wondering how she's
gonna make ends me because she has two kids and
she's single, and uh, it's just you know, She's like,

(13:12):
it's what people say to her that drives her nuts.
And by the way, her name is Karen. So I
want to get into that too, I asked her. I said, well,
are you offended like most Karens are, because you know,
if anyone is offended, we accuse her of being or
him of being Karen. Where did that come from? By
the way, you want to remind me, there.

Speaker 17 (13:32):
Was a meme going around that said, you know, it
was a woman on her cell phone and she was
looking like she was calling the cops or calling the me.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
She wants the manager because some so Karen.

Speaker 17 (13:43):
She was listed as a Karen in the meme, right,
So I don't know if it came from somewhere before that.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
It's just because like, no babies are named Karen anymore.
So if your name is Karen, you're probably of a
certain age calling the manager on people and you know,
complaining about customer source.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Well, we've we have h and I feel awful for
the the nice Karen's out there, and I'm sure there
are many. My friend Karen, she's great, and she says, yeah,
it's either Susan or Karen. You know that the complainers
always you call them Susan or call them Karen.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
And we do that here.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
If if we're looking at the text messages and someone's
just being a total turd. Oh.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Thanks, You're welcome, Karen. If you hear I.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
Would call the biggest complainer or a Brody, not a
Karen mean.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Well, Brody is Brody on?

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Hold is good?

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Check with Brody?

Speaker 5 (14:28):
How's he doing? Angry?

Speaker 11 (14:29):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Good morning Brody? Good Morningdy.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
What are you doing running into the garage? Oh you're
complaining because you have to run into the garage.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
When we put you on.

Speaker 17 (14:41):
No, I'm not complaining at all.

Speaker 18 (14:42):
I'm just letting you know what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Okay, Karen, God, all right, it's been a lot of
fun talking to you because you're just a ray of sunshine.
Hold on one second, Karen.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
I mean Brody. There you go? Yes, Gary, What if
you google it?

Speaker 17 (14:57):
There's an article that comes up from a website called
vox and the title is Karen the anti vaxxer soccer
mom would speak to the manager hair explained and apparently
it shows you the origin of where.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
It came from with the memes okay and.

Speaker 17 (15:10):
Kate Goslin and something on two. So you'll see read
that article.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
People are saying all the text messages, we should, we
should move on from Karen and Susan and call them Carol,
named after Carol Baskin.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Yes, I don't know anyway.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
So it's talking to Karen about what it's like, and
she says, I'm embarrassed that I don't have a job.
I don't want to have this conversation with anyone. People
think they're doing the right thing by like offering suggestions,
and well, when I was unemployed, you know, She's like,
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to
hear it. I'm unemployed. I'll figure it out. Don't make
it more embarrassing by rubbing my nose in it. And
there are a lot of people right now who are unemployed,

(15:47):
and then the number grows every day into the tens
of millions, right, I mean, so, if you have a
friend who is unemployed, my suggestion is just be polite,
be supportive, be supporting, and if they need some thing
to say, hey, if you need something, to let me know,
and we'll move on and make him feel better. We
have Karen's calling up and they're just fit to be tied.
Karen Line twenty four. Hey, Karen twenty four, I just

(16:10):
like saying your name, Hi, Karen, what's going on.

Speaker 8 (16:14):
I'm very insulted.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
So I don't think I'm a bad person.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
You're not. You're not.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
And it's not fair to assume that all Karen's are complainers.
I mean, look, we go to text though you're complaining
that we're calling Karen's complainers. We received a text a
moment ago. It says, my mom's name is Susan, my
aunt's name is Karen, and my mother in law is
named Carol, and they all at the part.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
What is it mean?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
All right?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
So Karen, you don't fall into that habit sometimes of
complaining or you know, whining or stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
I try not to, and right now it's very very hard.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
I did text it.

Speaker 8 (16:59):
I am a nurse.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
I am taking care of our veterans.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Thank you so much for what you're doing. And you
keep doing it. Okay, you keep being a good woman.

Speaker 19 (17:08):
Okay, thanks so much.

Speaker 20 (17:10):
Guys, have a great.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Thank you for listening. Thanks Karen. I know Karen's doing
great stuff. We should be making fun of her. She's
a different Karen. How come all your other Karens can't
be like her? On Nicole Online twenty three, her name,
Oh this is the one oh, I just read your text.

Speaker 11 (17:28):
Hi Nicole, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 5 (17:31):
O'm good.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
So your mom's name is Susan, your aunt's name is Karen,
and your mother in law is a Carol, And you're
saying that they all act the part.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Oh my gosh, it's ridiculous. So my mom is the
one who goes into the store and if something isn't
where it's supposed to be or the price is supposed
to say oh, the manager is alerted. And my aunt
is the same way. She's Karen and my mother in law.
I love her to death, but she's the worst set

(17:58):
of all three. And if they don't sit you down
at the table when there's tables available, the manager is
called and she is getting stuff for free.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
There you go, Carrol hate Nicole. Well, I know.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
But if you're with Carol, if you're with your mother
in law Carol, and they don't seat you fast enough
the restaurant, she's on your side. She's looking out for you.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
So maybe.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, but it comes down to she goes and she
starts him. We're like, oh no, here she goes again.
Here she goes again, and everybody yeah, and you're good.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah, we know people like that too. Well, Nicole, have
a great day. You tell Susan, Karen and Carol that
we said, hey, we love.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
You, definitely will pick you here.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Guys, have a great day.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Someone just said that Carl is the male version of Karen.
Is that true guy's name?

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Carl?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Here comes the god name Carl, complaining, all right, I
think we've we've insulted enough people already.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
An unusual phone tap? What's it all about today, Gil,
I have a treat for you today, all right.

Speaker 21 (19:08):
So Joseph wants to play a phone tap on his
daughter Grace about this kid on their block that he
knows his daughter's really not into. So he's like, let's
tease my daughter about me trying to hook her up
with the hit on the block. Oh, that's sad, sad.
But we thought, okay, that's okay. But I think I
have a better idea. So I called up Grace the daughter,
and said, hey, listen, your dad wants to play a

(19:28):
phone tap on you. So let's turn the tables on him, wow,
and phone tap dad instead.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Wow.

Speaker 21 (19:33):
So we're about to reverse a phone tap and phone
tap Dad.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Well, I like it that you're doing this, So let's
reverse the phone tap on him. Yes, all right, let's
see what happens in today's phone tap.

Speaker 11 (19:42):
Listen it.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Hello, Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 12 (19:47):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (19:47):
Dad?

Speaker 18 (19:48):
How it's going on.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
I just want to say hello, see how you're doing?

Speaker 22 (19:52):
Okay, Momda to school.

Speaker 18 (19:54):
I'll probably be home in like twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
You know you're not an ugly kid in the neighborhood
that you don't like.

Speaker 23 (20:00):
Really, guy, Yeah, I don't yes about that guy?

Speaker 24 (20:04):
Now?

Speaker 5 (20:05):
What what do you think about?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
You ever talk to him in school? Do you ever still?

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Do you know him?

Speaker 16 (20:08):
No?

Speaker 22 (20:08):
Why would I know?

Speaker 25 (20:09):
Dad?

Speaker 22 (20:09):
I don't don't have any No, I don't talk to him.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh, he's kind of growing on me. I kind of
like the guy.

Speaker 12 (20:15):
Now.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I think, actually, you know what, I want to sit
you guys up on that tab, and I think you should.

Speaker 23 (20:19):
Are you kidding me talking with him?

Speaker 12 (20:21):
Dad?

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Do not?

Speaker 21 (20:22):
Dad.

Speaker 22 (20:22):
I'm telling you seriously, I don't want you meddling in
my life.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
You know, I just think I just passed him on.
He said'm gonna you know what, I'm gonna pick him up.
I'm gonna pick him up. I'm gonna put in the
car and then you can talk to him, because can you.

Speaker 22 (20:31):
Listen to me for a minute. Can you please not
go and do that?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
You get to know each other, so I want that
the door.

Speaker 22 (20:37):
I don't do not get him in the car. I'm serious, Dad, Dad,
do not let him in the car.

Speaker 19 (20:43):
Okay, him, you come here?

Speaker 6 (20:45):
Are you talking to me?

Speaker 16 (20:46):
God?

Speaker 11 (20:47):
I'm gonna here he is?

Speaker 22 (20:49):
Hell, you're not, God, I go sect with him?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
What?

Speaker 21 (20:55):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I was just I was I think I need to
stop this.

Speaker 11 (21:00):
Yah, yeah, no problem, I just need to stop this.

Speaker 12 (21:02):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
I don't understand when it counts to that. I'm just
trying to add.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
No, no, no, I just I had some little thing going
on with this other this this this friend of mine
and it's not working out like I thought it was
gonna be and we need to talk. So Garrett, I
can't do this right now.

Speaker 21 (21:15):
So yeah, yeah, no, no, no, please go take care
of what you need to all right, I'll talk to
you soon.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Great, I'm gonna call you back right now.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I can't help believe that.

Speaker 19 (21:29):
Okay, you're telling you back.

Speaker 21 (21:30):
Perfect, You're gonna do all the talking or you're just
gonna sit back and listen Okay.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
I've been calling you for five minutes.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Why didn't you pick up the phone like I told you?

Speaker 22 (21:40):
And I really think you just need to calm down,
Come down.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
I told you I was gonna call you.

Speaker 22 (21:45):
You need This is you know, this is always You're
always telling me that I should go out and I
should meet people, that I'm always staying home too much.
So this is I finally I do it.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
And now you're gonna get this upset with me.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh, don't give me that.

Speaker 11 (21:57):
I want listen.

Speaker 23 (21:57):
I want it.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's not I want you to answer my question.

Speaker 9 (22:01):
What answer that?

Speaker 7 (22:02):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (22:03):
How long do you know this guy?

Speaker 9 (22:05):
I don't know, like a month.

Speaker 23 (22:06):
What's his name Jacob?

Speaker 5 (22:08):
And his name is Jacob?

Speaker 22 (22:08):
But you see him all the friend.

Speaker 23 (22:10):
You're the one that's always saying, you.

Speaker 22 (22:11):
Know what, I'm just taking your advice that Greg. I've
always been taking your advice, Greg.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
How many I want to know how long you've been him?
How many times you've done it?

Speaker 25 (22:19):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I want to know if you.

Speaker 22 (22:20):
Tell me those things he wanted out, fine, he.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
Came over to the house.

Speaker 22 (22:23):
He's been over three times, all right, you.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Would tell me about that too much? How dirty this
guy was?

Speaker 22 (22:29):
I don't know what I don't know him and now
I like him?

Speaker 5 (22:31):
Why did Why.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Didn't you bring him all until I could meet him first?

Speaker 26 (22:34):
Why do Cad does not like that?

Speaker 22 (22:35):
Why am I gonna introduce him to my dad?

Speaker 23 (22:37):
My daughter?

Speaker 27 (22:38):
You know?

Speaker 22 (22:39):
Okay, dad, whatever, It's fine for you to play a
joke on me. You calling me up with your friends.
If you're gonna try and hook your daughter up with
the guy.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
In the neighborhood that you don't even like.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
No, what about no, No, this was a joke.

Speaker 11 (22:49):
Okay, it's wots to.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Be some radio prig. All right, Hey Joe, Joe? Yes,
what Hey, Hey Joe, It's Karrott.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Did I call I didn't call you?

Speaker 21 (22:58):
Uh no, actually, because we actually just phone tapped you.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
What.

Speaker 21 (23:06):
Yeah, So I called up your daughter and told her
that you wanted to play a franknad.

Speaker 28 (23:13):
God, oh my god, so we put one on you, Joe,
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (23:18):
I want to throw up the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 24 (23:23):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by author.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
So uh, Nate asked an interesting question, and it's because
of a conversation we're having with Froggy. Froggy has these
what are those critters called you have.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
In your yard?

Speaker 11 (23:46):
They're mole crickets.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Mole crickets, all right. He wants to get rid of them.
So you went to your local Low's, right, or where'd
you go?

Speaker 5 (23:55):
I went to lows?

Speaker 11 (23:56):
Actually, yeah, well I I went to a I went
to a place that just sells pesticides, yes, and lawn
stuff to people who have a license. You have to
have a license to buy this stuff. It's not just
regular everyday stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Right, So if you're a murderer, this is like the
place you would go. Go ahead.

Speaker 11 (24:17):
Yeah, So I go there and I go to buy
these two items. I buy a granular form and I
buy a liquid form, and the god buy an. The
counter goes, you only need one or the other. I go, oh, no, no, no,
I'm watering in the granule with the liquid. He goes,
You're gonna kill everything. I'm like, that's my plan.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
I had.

Speaker 11 (24:34):
All I had to call a friend of mine who's
in the landscape business, who has a license to have
these products, to say that I was picking it up
for him. That's how strong this stuff is.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Well, so Nate asked a question, have you ever gone
to like a hardware store, Lows or whatever and they
get suspicious by the items you're purchasing? Yeah, because because
he went to the hardware store and started, what did
you buy?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 25 (25:00):
I have these posts, these fence posts that I got
to dig out of my arm.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Well, you gotta dig them out. So what do you
used to dig?

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Shovel?

Speaker 25 (25:06):
A shovel and so when you get them out of
the ground, you got to throw them away somehow. So
what do you get those heavy duty black contract or
trash bags that you, in essence could fit a body in.
So I just had those two items on the conveyor belt.
I'm like, is somebody gonna like come over and like
ask me for my phone numbers? You being the murderer

(25:27):
that you're not a murderer, But it was very suspicious,
and I was wondering, like, if somebody comes and purchases
items like that, do they do they like make mark
mark it down on a list or something.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
In case the murderer a bought a shovel trash bag,
I would assume if you had like a hack saw
with their I mean if you would need like something
to saw the body parts.

Speaker 25 (25:48):
Yeah, but I didn't buy a saw, so that that
was I guess, not the red flag.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
But you should have seen me in the bag. I
did look suspicious.

Speaker 25 (25:54):
I was digging in the backyard, swearing and dragging this
heavy bag with you know, old cement, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
So the question is, if you work at a Lows,
do you guys ever go hey, look at this guy?
Oh wait, yeah, yeah, he's a murder.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
They do this in the pharmacy too, because everybody makes
heroin with half of the drugs and stuff. So if
you want like certain allergy medicines, you have to like
basically sell your first child license.

Speaker 13 (26:20):
Oh yeah for a license.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Rite you down in the kitchen if you could just
sell me some of that, Yes, Scotty, what's up?

Speaker 29 (26:28):
I had a guy at a supermarket check out look
crooked at me one time because I had a six
pack of bud Light double A batteries and an Elmo
Mac and cheese meal. So that was just what could
have been going on at my house.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah, yeah, to catch a predator.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Suspicious menu, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I hope that they say something because if you see
some shady character walking out with a shovel bag, zip
ties and like duct tape and you don't. Isn't that
kind of your fault?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
No, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
The thing is that there are many, many, many more
applications than murder that you would need those items.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
So the murder is the first and foremost right.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Well with people like you who watched the Discovery ID
around the Clock.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
Yeah, but if you see them on the TV then
and you see that they got arrested or they killed somebody,
you go, oh.

Speaker 9 (27:12):
My gosh, I feel so bad.

Speaker 13 (27:13):
I saw that guy, I saw he bought and I
didn't do anything.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Why, No, it's not really your face. He's the murderer,
not you. I know, you can't take the full responsibility
because of someone's murdering, like.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
You sold them the zip ties and the duct tape
and the knife.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
I know, but you didn't do that. Those are all
legal to sell. Yeah, Froggy, what I know.

Speaker 11 (27:32):
I've told you this before, but when Lisa was used
to be a leasing manager for an apartment community, she
actually showed two guys who murdered somebody who lived in
an apartment, the exact apartment that they murdered. The person in.
They came in. They wanted to see an apartment like
X like. They said, we want to see an apartment
like eighty nine to fourteen, and she said, okay, she

(27:54):
showed it to them. They walked through. They left. A
week later, these guys broke into that eighty nine to
fourteen and murder.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
They used that to case the joint. They wanted to
see what the layer was. Yeah, but okay, so question,
did she feel any regret or guilt? She shouldn't.

Speaker 11 (28:13):
She said, they did seem odd. They didn't want to
fill out any paperwork. They didn't want like you know
how when you go to look in an apartment they
take your name in number. She said that they did
seem odd, but you know, she did not want to
cause any problems. But they wanted to see what they
wanted to see.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
How they saw it.

Speaker 11 (28:27):
She walked through it.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
They left.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I know that she had a birthday to the day,
and we love Lisa, but she kind accessory.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
To murder her.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Obviously. I have Josh on line three. He works at Low's. Hey, Josh,
we love everyone who works at Low's. How you doing today?

Speaker 11 (28:42):
Good? How are you?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
We're doing well? So do you guys ever have conversations
about people who buy things like zip ties and hack
saws and huge industrial strength trash bags.

Speaker 19 (28:53):
No, not really. I live in a Midwestern area, so
everything's pretty common. The only thing that they uh take
account for and they write down in a book is
like draino and the heavy duty industrial plumbing chemicals because

(29:13):
a lot of people make meth atta mean with it?

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Wow with draino?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Oh my god, what a.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Desire to do. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
I just you know, I'm gonna go home tonight and
I want to come up with a great recipe, including draino,
so I can get really high.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
I'm sorry not to make fun, all right.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
So, so if straight Nate came in, even though you
know we accuse him of being a murderer, you would
not follow him around and make note of all the
things he's picking up?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Uh?

Speaker 19 (29:44):
No, not typically?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Now, what do we use to dissolve bodies in bathtubs
that we.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Can't do in the bathtub? Do take plastic barrel?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
How do you know that?

Speaker 11 (29:55):
Now?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Suspicions?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Because I watched Breaking Bad and they tried and bathtub
and the guy's remains fell through the floor because the
acid burned through the.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
God the things we learned from breaking bad right, Hello, Josh,
thank you so much for your call.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Have a good day.

Speaker 11 (30:11):
Okay, thanks you too.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yeah, Danielle in dead.

Speaker 8 (30:14):
To me, they were able to do it in the bathtub.
I mean they didn't put a human in there, but
they were testing with other things.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
I lied to you.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
We're talking about Hollywood script.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I trust Walter White. I heard that that show was very,
very accurate.

Speaker 12 (30:28):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
I love this text. I wish I wonder what this
story is. We were building a coffin when a cop
pulled up.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Oh yeah, that'll do it.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Lie twenty four is Rick, uh hey.

Speaker 20 (30:40):
Rick, Hello lady, Well hello lady sir.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
We're doing well. So you you have a friend whose
mom worked down at the Dollar Tree, and she used
to have her own personal notations of things people bought.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
When she got suspicious, yes she did.

Speaker 20 (30:54):
Would she on fire for it?

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Had?

Speaker 18 (30:58):
Yep.

Speaker 20 (30:59):
The one that comes to I'm the funniest one was
she this guy came in and she's as soon as
he walked in the door, she was like, he looks
he looked suspicious.

Speaker 19 (31:08):
So she took her pad out.

Speaker 20 (31:10):
And he bought a top gloves bleach tarpa.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Gloves bleacher recipe for murder recovering.

Speaker 20 (31:21):
Right, so should write down, like I said, the name,
the date, and the full description of what the person
looked like. And the manager saw her doing it and
looked under her castraw and she had three other notes.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
She got fired.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Oh my god, they should hire at the sheriff's office.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Right, all right, Rick, I love that.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Listen, Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
I have a great date problem. All right. There you
have it.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
You know or your family knows who's a veteran.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Make sure you call him up and say thanks today.

Speaker 20 (31:53):
Okay, all right, well call my dad and say thanks.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
There you go. Do you tell him we said hi,
thank you, Rick, have a good day.

Speaker 12 (32:00):
All right.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
There you have it, waking up in the taking him
on so many things.

Speaker 9 (32:08):
Elvisteran in the Morning Show, Elvis Ter, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Did your mom used to make your lunch for school?

Speaker 11 (32:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Oh I had to make it myself.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Oh really? Well, oh really? What would you make?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
It would depend what I could rummage around and find.
It was usually a sandwich of some sort, and then
you know, like a granola bar, juice box, stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
But you have a trade they got you were resourceful,
although you would have starved as a child.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
No, they were like, you can do this. Go ahead
and pack your own lunch. They would remind me, hey,
go pack your lunch for tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yes, Danielle, I would love to trade.

Speaker 13 (32:47):
I love it trade.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
My mom always gave me crap and then but for
some reason, the other kids loved my mom's crappy food.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
I'm like, Okay, that's always the way it is whenever
it's not at your house. Even my kids do that
when they go visit their friends, Like they'll eat something
and I go, but I made the same thing.

Speaker 13 (33:03):
Yeah, but hers is better. Yeah, why I don't get that.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
The best was if I could find a samosa laying
around jam that in my little lunch box.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Ah, so good, right, Yeah, you know what. The best
were always kids that had like those lunch of bowls.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh, those were so fancy because.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
The parents were you know, they had money or whatever. Money. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
But there was a guy who used to work for
I think I don't want to mention the name of
the company that made a lunchable type lunch, right. He said,
the most nutritious thing in the entire package was the
napkin ah. He said, I wouldn't feed my kids that
for one hundred dollars a day.

Speaker 13 (33:37):
Oh my god, there's a lot of sodium in those things.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
You know, there's a mountain, there's an ocean of sodium
in those things. Yeah, froggy, what's up?

Speaker 11 (33:44):
I could always tell my mom was overly busy. I
always got ham sandwiches with yellow mustard, but when Mom
forgot to go get ham at the store. I my
mom liked olive loaf, which was like, I don't even
know what that was.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Oh yeah, it's like bologne with chunks of olives.

Speaker 11 (33:57):
And all of the She called it olive loaf for pickle.
I knew when things were not good, Mom was busy
because that's what I got on my sandwich. I'd get
to school and I'd peak and there'd be in like
an olive plopped in the middle.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
I'm not eating.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Do you not want to eat it? You don't want
anyone to see you eating it?

Speaker 12 (34:14):
Right? Yeah? You know.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
And my dad used to eat crazy stuff like tongue
and head cheese and stuff like that, and everyone it
would end up on a sandwich. No, And so you know, oh, come,
here comes Elvis. Uh, head cheese for lunch again, So you.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Would come into school with a tongue sandwich.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Yes, I would love it.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Oh, I remember.

Speaker 8 (34:35):
I remember a snack that my girlfriend Eva Marie used
to have and I used to beg her to trade
with me. It was a little ice cream cone candy
with a marshmallow head, so it looked like ice cream.
It was colored, and it was so awesome because it
was marshmallow with the ice cream cone and it was tiny,
and I would beg hard and trade me for something
in my lunch box for that.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
All the time, I always wondered, like what nutritional value
is in chocolate milk? I mean, it is pure sugar.

Speaker 25 (35:04):
It's got calcium, you know, which growing kids need. And
as a huge proponent for milk, I can say you
should get your calcium and.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Wh I know, but it's hidden under a mountain of sugar.

Speaker 11 (35:17):
Yeah, at least they're getting that milk exactly times. That's
the only way you can get a kid to drink milk.

Speaker 13 (35:21):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
I get all sort of nutrition when I smoke lots
of pot and get the munchies. You need all that
same thing.

Speaker 17 (35:31):
We had a barter system going on at school where
I would bring me money in because my mom would
give me money for dessert. But I would want good
lunch because I was a hot lunch kid. So I
would go to the cold lunch kids whose favorites made
them amazing sandwiches. I would take the sandwiches and I
would give them the money so they could buy ice cream,
ice cream, flying saucers for themselves.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
It was great, It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Do you have a racket gone?

Speaker 17 (35:54):
One of the parents found out and she was pissed
that I was eating her kid's lunch.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Well, you know what, that's what.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Ever happens in the cafeteria should stay in the calielle.

Speaker 8 (36:03):
I have very generous children because they will send you,
like what your kids buy in the cafeteria, And if
your account.

Speaker 13 (36:10):
Is depleted and you need to put more money.

Speaker 8 (36:12):
In, so it would get depleted real fast. And I
would say to Preston, I'd go, person, what are you buying?
So I would look and he would like, oh, so
and so wanted an ice cream, so and so wanted cookies.
I go, so you're buying all your friend's food, And like,
how do you get mad at that? You can't get
mad at that? You're like, oh, that's really nice. But
at the same time, I'm like, dude, what you doing
to me at the.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
End of the day. I don't know about your school,
but our public school system just had really crap food
for the hot lunch.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
It was just, oh.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
Yeah, Jamaican beef patty Day was the best I know.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I know you've made that very clear, Danielle, and every
time you say it, it makes me crave a Jamaican meat.
We didn't have Jamaican meat.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
I don't eve think we had Jamaican's. I don't think, well,
I lived in Texas, we have any cultural anything. It
was just some white people, just a bunch of white people.
We eateing some flavor. We needed some culture in our
in our cuisine. Didn't get it. We had, you know,
cardboard Peacha Day on Friday. So I guess Italy kind
of snuck in their life. That was basically it, who

(37:14):
are you talking to over there?

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Straight and eight? Come on, give me a good call.

Speaker 25 (37:17):
I got Justin and he used to make his own lunch.

Speaker 15 (37:21):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Let's hear it for the early pioneers of kid of
chefs know he was justin. Hey, justin, how are you
very good?

Speaker 30 (37:31):
How's it going doing?

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (37:32):
So you would craft your own lunch.

Speaker 19 (37:36):
I would when I when I started making my own
lunch felt super independent. I would literally just take a
little bit of mayo, slap it on a potato one,
and we were ready to go for lunch.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Mayo sandwich. I used to eat mayo and onion sandwiches.
I love them.

Speaker 11 (37:53):
I could always tell when my parents were arguing. I
didn't even have to know. I could come home. If
my dad was eating a tomato and mayonnaise sandwich meant
there was gonna be no dinner. My mom was not
cooking that night. You gotta figure something out. Yeah, that's
what my dad ate.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
So a mayo sandwich, that's all you needed, justin, That's
all you needed in your day? Oh god, I love that.

Speaker 19 (38:11):
Okay, Well, while I would have you know, uh, okay,
Well we lost him.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
What happens if all you eat is a mayo sandwich,
You don't have the energy to stay on the radio, right,
faded fade, You just fade away and fit.

Speaker 25 (38:28):
Yeah, Nate, we didn't have the refrigerated lunch bag, so
it would just be the brown bag. And then when
my mom would make the mayo sandwich. You know, she
would make like mayo and whatever ham or whatever. It
would be that warm mayo.

Speaker 8 (38:40):
Are you trying to kill me, because that's about what's
gonna happen. I'm going to die right now.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Thanks to die.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
We just want you to be very uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
You remember what happened at school.

Speaker 8 (38:48):
My mom would get the call from the nurse and
she would say, come pick Danielle up. She's sick, she's
throwing up. And my mother would say, wait, go find
out what the girl next to her had for lunch.
If she had something with mayo, that's the problem. She's fine,
sunder back to glass.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Wow, that is a problem, child right there. Oh what
about your lunchbox? You see, I'm so old. I had
a lunch box. A lunchbox uh crafted for one of
the most popular TV shows for kids. But we never
heard of the Banana Splits.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Have you really.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Look up the Banana Splits? It was my favorite show
Ones that a kid did this song. And remember, yeah,
you know it was a bunch of people dressed up.
It looked like the masked singer. But there was a
much of a bunch of people running around like falling down

(39:43):
hills and things.

Speaker 13 (39:44):
There were before their time.

Speaker 11 (39:45):
I had a metal lunch spot, like the metal with
the little latch on the front of it, and had
a thermist that fit inside it, and I always wondered,
how did the thermist know if you put something cold
and keep it cold, it just not if you put
something hot it kept it hot, Like, how does it know?

Speaker 8 (39:58):
It was brilliant, little pony one. I had Rainbow Bright
one year.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
They were always scary.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
We're having a conversation.

Speaker 11 (40:06):
I'm sorry. They were always loud. The metal on the
little handle on the top was loud.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
It clanked.

Speaker 11 (40:11):
It was like, this lunchbox is not good.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
What about you? Gandhi? Did you have a lunchbox?

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I had a lunchbox. It was the worst one ever.
My mom found it a discount store, so god it
was like less than a dollar and it had the
New Kids on the Block on it, but it was
like ten years after the New Kids were famous, so
people are like, who the hell is this? So I
peeled off the sticker so it just looked like even
worse than with the actual New Kids on the Block.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Oh well, it was a lunchbox. It did what it
was supposed to do.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
If you love the morning show, it's a good idea
to follow our socials, don't you know what's good for me?
Elvis Durand's show, Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Come on, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
So Danielle was about you say something. I think it's
just absurd.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
I can't wait.

Speaker 13 (41:03):
Okay, go ahead, honey.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
I was down the shore this week, you guys know,
for the day, spent the day down there. So a
lot of the teenagers that we are all friends with
with their families were there, so they were nineteen twenty.

Speaker 13 (41:14):
And I said, okay, guys, I have a question. So
I said, if somebody was to.

Speaker 8 (41:17):
Cheat on you, now they have to cheat on you,
you have no choice. Would you rather than cheat on
you with somebody hotter than you, or somebody uglier than you,
or somebody from the same sex that they are every
different answers?

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Same sex?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Say sex? Yeah, see the guys are going to say
same yeah.

Speaker 17 (41:37):
No, no, same sex is acceptable because I'm not offended
because I can't supply what that same sex is doing.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
So it's like, okay, good, you're all and that's not
cheating as far as I. Wait, yeah, but now.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
What about me in same sex?

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Wait?

Speaker 17 (41:51):
Because you see, for Elvis, if Alex cheated with OPI.

Speaker 13 (41:55):
El if Alex cheated with a girl, would you have
that it's.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Less offensive to you? Elvis? No, it's not that.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
This is why I said, this is absurd. How do
you sit there and justify Okay, it's okay, it's better
if they're uglier than me. Right ahead?

Speaker 8 (42:10):
Because some people were saying, Okay, if they're uglier than me,
then I feel good about myself.

Speaker 13 (42:14):
I'm like, well, you got uglier. I'm better looking.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
But if they're better looking than you, then you can say, well,
I kind of get it.

Speaker 13 (42:22):
I kind of understand what.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Okay, these were the different answers.

Speaker 13 (42:31):
Different answers.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
I was getting what I would rather be cheated on
with somebody who's a lot hotter than me, Yes, okay,
yeah for sure, because if they weren't hotter than me,
then I would be like, oh my god, their personality
is that much better. Oh that's more devastating, right, or
they cheated on someone uglier than me, I like the hell,
what the hell did they think of?

Speaker 30 (42:48):
Well?

Speaker 4 (42:48):
I'm thinking on that see I'm thinking of this step further.
It's like, well, if they cheat on me with someone
that's hotter than me, then I will do I have
a chance to get them back at this point because
that they found someone hotter and now and now I'm like, yes,
today's news. I'm like the ugly old guy.

Speaker 13 (43:02):
Oh man, Well, why would you want him back if
they cheated on you? Anyway?

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Why are we having this conversation. I don't have a pig.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
If you cheat on me, I don't care what they
look like.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
You're you're you're out, You're gone, my last That ruins
the conversation if I.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Say that, yeah, well, the absolute last thing I would
want is for someone i'm dating to cheat on me
with a man. I would not be happy with you,
that would because it would just take me off because
I'd be like, you did not disclose this ahead of time,
They didn't figure it out. Well, now you figured it out.

Speaker 17 (43:31):
Now, I'm just not that should be more acceptable to you,
not to me, because because it's a guy, and then
he can get what he wants out of a guy.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
You can't give him what he wants, yes you can,
but if he wants the.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Feeling of another man, it's like, I'm out, I'm not
a man.

Speaker 13 (43:48):
I had one of the.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Teams, give peg this guy and you can keep him, right.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I can't peg him, but I think I would be
more upset with the dishonesty through the entire relationship that
I could have been pegging him from the beginning and
kept him from cheating.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
But wait, okay, let me give you another level to
think about it in that Okay, okay, let's say. So
you're saying you're upset because you find out he's gay. Yes,
but what if he's bisexual? Still, Yes, that's a little different.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
No, I mean yeah, I would be like what we
could have just you could have just told me. I mean,
I don't think. I just don't think i'd be into it.
No shade to anybody who's bisexual and is into that,
but like I would not be.

Speaker 8 (44:25):
My favorite was one of the kids said I would
feel like I turned them that way, and I had
to say to them, guys, it's not how it works.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Like Robin could cheat on me with women, I wouldn't care.
It's not cheating.

Speaker 13 (44:36):
So if she hooked up with me or GANDHI be
fine with that.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Yeah, that's still cheating.

Speaker 13 (44:46):
Is Sheldon hooked up with Nate, I'd be pissed off.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
I'm sure straight guys. Straight guys have this whole different view.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
It is different woman and a woman.

Speaker 13 (44:55):
It's so cheating.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Guys think it's hot.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
And I think they think about inserting themselves into that.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Ever, I mean, and they totally sexualized it. They forget
there could be emotion in there too that would make
them upset. Right, I can't believe we're talking about this.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I still want to know everybody's answers, because everybody did
not answer.

Speaker 30 (45:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:13):
You guys didn't all answer different sex.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
No, you cheat on me, You're out, it doesn't matter.
I can't answer that because it's just it doesn't compute
with me.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
I can't answer that for you.

Speaker 25 (45:28):
I kind of agree with Elvis because like the hotter person, Okay,
I'm gonna get an inferior were to your complex over
not being that attractive, an uglier person.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
I'd be like, well, what do they have that I
don't have?

Speaker 25 (45:37):
And then somebody of the same sex, I'd be kind
of like Gandhia, like you've been lying this whole time.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Sex and hotter guy I'm okay with.

Speaker 13 (45:46):
Yeah, yeah, you understand the hotter.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Guys, I understand it because you described.

Speaker 13 (45:50):
The person how you could look at it like, well, I.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Kind of understand cheated with a ten woman, you're cool
with it.

Speaker 13 (45:59):
What are you trying to say, I'm only like a six?

Speaker 9 (46:02):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Whatever, I would be pissed.

Speaker 13 (46:08):
Of course i'd be pissed.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
But also back to something Nate was saying, if you're
cheating on me with someone who I feel as ugly
a than me, and then we'll wait a minute, maybe
they're not than me.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Maybe I'm really ugly.

Speaker 8 (46:19):
That's an issue, right, That is the total issue.

Speaker 12 (46:24):
Win.

Speaker 13 (46:25):
There really isn't.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
But I had to pick which.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
One, say, Danielle, they all said different things.

Speaker 8 (46:30):
One of them said the uglier, one of them said
the hotter, one of them said that they'd rather be
the you know, with the same sex.

Speaker 13 (46:35):
That they all had different, different fakes.

Speaker 27 (46:37):
So was it?

Speaker 13 (46:37):
I thought it was very interesting.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
So I was like, Okay, maybe look at things I
don't know, don't ask why I bring up these conversations
down the shore with the kids.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Why not at dinner, which sounds like you had fun
with it.

Speaker 13 (46:51):
So I'm around the cheeseboard. Yeah, you know, they were
awesome around the cheese board. Actually was cheesing cracker. There
was cheese and crackers.

Speaker 8 (47:00):
We were we were just having a good time in laughing,
and they were talking about their relationships. One just found
out that their ex had moved on, and it was
the first time they were dealing with that, and so
we were talking about that. So, I don't know, I
kind of just brought it up and was like, so
let's say, you know, wow.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
I'm gonna go down the shore with.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
You next time.

Speaker 13 (47:21):
For sure, they were older, they were nineteen twenty. They
weren't little kids.

Speaker 9 (47:24):
Come on, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
I happen to love Scary in this phone tap. I
think he did a great job pretending to be a
man of the cloth. The letter came in, Dear Elvis Durant,
my fiance Chris and I will be married in just
a few days. Everything's going great except for some dealings
we've had with the church. Wouldn't it be great if
a few more problems came up at this last moment

(47:51):
before our wedding. Yes, Donna, we think it'd be a
great phone tap. All right, Donna is phone, tapping her
fiancee Chris. Donna's going to start the call and Scary
comes in as the deacon from the church. Let's listen it.

Speaker 31 (48:05):
Hello, Hey, I'm actually on another call with John O'Hurley
over at Saint Snagram and we have a really, really
big problem. What's the singer is not included and we
have to pay two hundred dollars more and I just
won't have the money.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
The pre said it was it was included.

Speaker 23 (48:23):
They said change now, and the singer is not included.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Put them through.

Speaker 23 (48:27):
Okay, hold on, hello, Hello you there, Donald, Yes, I'm here.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
I was calling you about that little blip that we had.

Speaker 12 (48:34):
Oh it's not a little blip, that's kind of a
big blip.

Speaker 17 (48:36):
Well yeah, that's why I'm calling to let you know
that the singer's not included in that.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
This is out of control. It's ridiculous. Well we turn around.
You guys got your hand out for more money. Well,
there's hard times now.

Speaker 17 (48:46):
Less people are coming to church on Sundays and those
baskets are empty when they pass them around.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
I wonder why. Because you treat people like this, the
price of singers are going up.

Speaker 15 (48:55):
That's not my problem.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
So that'll be an addition of that. My problem though, Okay,
are you.

Speaker 17 (48:59):
Sure you're not creating your own problems in your head?
Are you sure they're not your own problems that you're creating,
that you're creating them for yourself?

Speaker 12 (49:06):
Are you not?

Speaker 17 (49:07):
If an extra two hundred dollars is incurred here, what's
the big deal?

Speaker 6 (49:12):
If it's not a big deals, honor the price that
he told me.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
All right, I'll get a lawyer.

Speaker 9 (49:16):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Do you want one of the altar boys to sing
for you? We could do that. Gott a hang up
on this guy, or I have a mind to bump
you for the Kaletti.

Speaker 17 (49:24):
Christian has no Calm down, Calm down, miss Ford.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Why are you even marrying a guy like this?

Speaker 23 (49:30):
I don't know, Chris, Please, I just want.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
To come down here and talk to you.

Speaker 9 (49:36):
Now.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
You want to talk face.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
To face, I'll talk to you.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
He sounds like a real creep.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
I'm a creep.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
You're a creep.

Speaker 17 (49:42):
He doesn't sound like a guy that's gonna be there
in sickness and in health because he sounds like.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
A real ass. Excuse me, you heard me. You're an ass.
And the Lord gave me permission to say that to
you right now?

Speaker 6 (49:52):
He did right, the Lord gave you permission.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Are you gonna cough up the two hundred dollars? Are
you gonna be a bad Catholic who's gonna end up
in hell?

Speaker 12 (50:00):
Right?

Speaker 29 (50:00):
Because I'm not gonna give you two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I'm a bad.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Catholic now, yeah, that's real Christian too.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
You're gonna end up in hell? You hear me?

Speaker 6 (50:06):
Okay, good, I'm gonna end up in hell and fiery
underpaid Chris.

Speaker 23 (50:10):
We're getting married in five days. You can't do this.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Call him back?

Speaker 26 (50:19):
Hello?

Speaker 23 (50:19):
Why'd you hang up? He's on the on the line.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
I don't want to talk to him down because if
I talk to him, I'm really gonna leave work and
I'm gonna go down here and.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Beat out of this guy.

Speaker 19 (50:27):
I'm dona.

Speaker 9 (50:28):
I'm shaking so much.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
I don't understand telling me.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
I'm gonna ask.

Speaker 12 (50:31):
Because I don't want to call off a twundred dollars
to the church because I.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Want me I'm not gonna be there that I'm gonna
be right in hell.

Speaker 16 (50:36):
Dad.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
I haven't been this pissed off in years. He pushed
the wrong button.

Speaker 23 (50:40):
Okay, hold on a second.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Yes, yeah, did you speak to you? I told you
not to put me on the phone with this.

Speaker 23 (50:50):
I didn't mean to I pushed the wrong button.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Are you a big man? Because I got the Lord
on my side? I don't give it.

Speaker 21 (50:57):
You got your side?

Speaker 6 (50:59):
I would now.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Yeah, I'm rolling up my sleeves.

Speaker 17 (51:03):
I got Jesus Christ, I got Moses, I got Noah
and his ark.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
We're gonna come and get you.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Get me.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
I'm a David Ford.

Speaker 20 (51:11):
Come get me.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
Drive right down here, come get me.

Speaker 17 (51:14):
You'll be banished to the gates of the hell before
you can say I.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Do you hear me about down?

Speaker 12 (51:19):
Come get me.

Speaker 20 (51:19):
I'm here, I'm waiting for you.

Speaker 8 (51:21):
I'm getting I'll burn in hell.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Just because I'm in the clergy. You think I'm a wimp.
Ha you hear me, I hear you.

Speaker 8 (51:27):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
You're a bad man, right, I'm a bad man.

Speaker 13 (51:31):
I'm a bad man, and.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Bad people go to bad places. Yeah, come get it,
Lucifer will see you.

Speaker 12 (51:38):
I'm hanging up.

Speaker 23 (51:39):
Hanging before you hang up.

Speaker 17 (51:42):
I think I should tell you that this is Gary
Jones Melbos Duran in the Morning Show. U.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
No, you did not we did you've been phone tapped?

Speaker 9 (51:52):
Can't you?

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Baby?

Speaker 9 (51:58):
Elvis danashones.

Speaker 24 (52:01):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 9 (52:05):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran.

Speaker 32 (52:08):
In the Morning Show, we have to talk to Sandy
from Medinah, Ohio.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
She's ready to play. You don't even know what you're
about to play?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Sandy?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Are you a little frightened about where we could go
with this?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
I'm shaking my shoes.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
That was great.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Actually, it's not that bad. I have if you have
ten chances to win ten dollars apiece, okay, and if
you do get one hundred dollars, that's the math, all right.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
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who have a name, be it first or last, that's
actually a food. Oh boy, don't mention any anyone, Okay.
So rather than filling in the blank, I want you
to fill in the food, I'm going to give you
part of a celebrity's name, and you have to tell
us the food that's missing.

Speaker 12 (53:07):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
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that one does not count. It was an example.

Speaker 12 (53:18):
I know, I know it was an example.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
All right, you guys ready, we're going to root Sandy
on to victory so everyone in Madnah will be so
proud of her. We're gonna get you hundred dollars here.

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Speaker 8 (53:36):
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Speaker 4 (53:42):
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Speaker 5 (54:09):
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Speaker 4 (54:14):
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Speaker 11 (54:24):
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Speaker 13 (54:32):
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Speaker 4 (54:35):
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Speaker 5 (54:46):
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have been.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
John Han, I know not the answer we're looking for.
All right, you're doing well sort of. We don't have
How many does she have?

Speaker 25 (55:02):
I'm she's got ten dollars If we're doing the be
back and forth weak.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Oh yeah, that's right. When you get one wrong, you
have to pay us back.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
All right.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
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Speaker 5 (55:25):
Those are good. I love those cookies.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
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Speaker 5 (55:31):
They's something to drink.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
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that would be a glass of a glass of o
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(56:06):
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to do this one? Okay, it's just one blank. It's
like it's like a big hamburger or or it's like, yes,

(56:29):
very good, very nice. You know, I'm gonna give you
an on a electra. You know, uh, you know our
girlfriend Gandhi. She is of Indian descent. How about sports
sports star steph blank. Okay, let'st think diplomacy. Let's go

(56:59):
to Let's go to the world of diplomacy. Condaliza know
her name.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
But now that you're saying that I.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Washed Condaliza Rice, there you go.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Was more than you had before?

Speaker 5 (57:24):
We get some more.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Do you guys, do you guys have any Gandhi? Do
you have another one for her?

Speaker 6 (57:29):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (57:29):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Comedian with red hair, who's had a lot of plastic surgery.
Last name, top carriage.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Does anyone else have.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (57:46):
An American singer back in the day, a long time ago.
Something Norwood Elvis likes to drink.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
It something Norwood vodka, Norwood.

Speaker 15 (57:59):
I know this, No, nor Wood.

Speaker 12 (58:02):
Norwood, I know, I know I'm going to know this
when you say it.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
We don't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Brandy norm.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
I don't even drink Brandy.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Yeah, yeah, okay, So so where is she now? She
down to twenty dollars? Are you keeping score? Yes, it's
I think it's back to thirty now wait wait wait,
we'll bump you up to thirty. Yes, uh Froggy.

Speaker 11 (58:27):
Yes, uh famous a wide receiver for the San Francisco
forty nine ers. First named Jerry.

Speaker 12 (58:33):
Last name, I know, Jerry.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
I wouldn't know this.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Related to Condoleiza, but not.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
Rice Jerry.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Oh, here's why, here's what, here's what I got one
for you. This is an interesting one. Great actress on
one of our favorite series, Christina blank Gate, Christina Apple.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Absolutely what is she up to?

Speaker 4 (59:09):
No one's paying She's around fifty. Now you think we
need accuracy?

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Yes, Gandhi uh, famous brothers Donnie and Mark wall Burger.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Hey, no saying Jack and Diane.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
John we got here, so I know.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
But their name I know, but they have what about what? Yeah,
Froggy what he's saying Jack and Diane? His name is John?

Speaker 12 (59:41):
No one camp?

Speaker 13 (59:43):
Yeah, I got one?

Speaker 8 (59:48):
Okay, lawd order SVU actor. You can drink him.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
What you gotta give a name?

Speaker 13 (59:57):
Oh I can't. It's just one name. It's one word.

Speaker 20 (01:00:00):
Oh yeah, ice cube.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Sorry, they'd be icy, that'd be iced tea. Oh you
take ten away from her water? This is dumb all now, okay,
how about an herb George's aunt blank Clooney. Oh mm hmm,

(01:00:29):
old time singer blank Clooney George's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Aunt Sage Rosemary.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
Yes, okay, well so many. I know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
We could go on and on.

Speaker 11 (01:00:44):
So I started playing this every Thursday for foods.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
We're running out, We're running out of names.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Yes you are. I think we have you at forty dollars?
Is that correct?

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
By the way, I wouldn't trust this accounting at all,
you know, So I'm gonna I'm gonn throw it up
to fifty and fifty fifty on the way. All right,
there you go. Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
My day every morning.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Well, and you were awesome, Sandy. Even though at the
beginning of this you were shaking in your shoes, you
actually pulled up fifty dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Did well, have a great day and hold.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
On a second diamond. Send her fifty dollars. That was
a lot of fun.

Speaker 13 (01:01:25):
Yeah, time killers.

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
I was gonna say Eve plumb as the next one,
but her name is spelled p l u mb, so
technically it's not a plum that you eat, so.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Daniel, you remember her, Yeah, but it sounds Marshall Marshall. Okay, okay,
moving on, moving on.

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
You want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
Morning Show, I'll kill you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
What is the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
A podcast? We were born daily? When the morning show
is finished, listen on I heard radio app wherever you
get your podcasts.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
That's an after party in the.

Speaker 9 (01:02:03):
Morning show, Elvis ter Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Is it time to talk about glitter? Okay, you're gonna
freak out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Everyone's ready to freak out.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
I sent you that article about a glitter Okay, listen,
we've moved on.

Speaker 13 (01:02:22):
I got my podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
I need for you to be a part of this, Daniell,
because you're gonna love it. We all hate glitter when
you open a birthday card and it falls all over
your pants.

Speaker 13 (01:02:29):
It's just happened to me, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
But we all love glitter in other ways. You know,
there are glitter is a festive, festive thing. I don't
know what do you call it? A decoration?

Speaker 20 (01:02:41):
Part?

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Okay, we discovered in this article that I sent Gandhi
there are really only two companies in the world that
make glitter, okay, and they're both in New Jersey. One
of them has a name, the other one is privately
owned by a family that lives close to me. As
a matter of fact, I met one of them one
time at MV having dinner. The family that invented glitter.

(01:03:06):
You're thinking, how do you invent glitter? That's like saying
you invented palm trees? You just how do you? They
did well. So this article goes on to say, well glitter, Like,
who's the biggest buyer of glitter in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Do you want to take a guess?

Speaker 11 (01:03:20):
The US government?

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Okay, well, don't ruin my bit? Is that it Well,
we're thinking it could have something to do with a
highly top secret agency of some sort.

Speaker 13 (01:03:32):
Really, and what are they doing?

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Well, you could have said Hallmark for cards, exotic dancers, bup, makeup,
Michael who. They're not given answers. They say it's it's
a big, closely held secret, and they don't do interviews.
They don't grant tours of the glitter plant. This is

(01:03:56):
all glitter. You think of glitter, you think of fun
for volity, stuff you find in your underwear the next day. Wow,
So what did we learn from this article about the secrecy?

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
There's so much and then if you go down the
rabbit hole, you're gonna be stuck for days, which I
know you have been. The two companies are glitter X
and Meadowbrook Inventions and Metal Brook Inventions is the one
that's supposed to be super top secret. People are speculating
that it's one of two things. Either the marine industry
and they're painting boats with glittery paint all the time,
and they don't want you to know because it's getting

(01:04:28):
into the ocean and it's causing all the microplastics and
the pollution and killing the fish, so they don't want
you to know that or more conspiracy. What Nate said,
maybe it's the US government or a government from another country,
because apparently, when you have a weapon of mass destruction,
there's supposed to be a signature in that weapon that
tells you where it came from, like bullets. Yeah, like

(01:04:49):
a serial number on a bullet.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
There's a serial number of bullets.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
That's how comes out of the gun.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
They can yeah or yeah they can.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
So what are they.

Speaker 13 (01:04:56):
Putting glitter as as our signature?

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Well, well, we don't know. That's what they think. They
think that there's glitter in bombs, and that if a
bomb is dropped when this glitter is in't it okay?
You know that the US did it. But the reason
for the top secrecy is one is the US the
one that's using it as a signature. And two, if
you tell people that's our signature, what's to stop another
country from using glitter as a quote unquote fake signature

(01:05:20):
and acting like, oh, that bomb that was dropped was
obviously a US bomb when it's from somewhere else. So
they're thinking that these are the reasons why you're never
gonna find out, and there are a lot of people
who say no. At this point, we know it's the
marine industry.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Okay, Now I don't think the bomb signature thing is
more fun. I'll tell you this. Think of glitter. Let's
say a palm full of glitter. Okay, vision that, Oh
my god, I'm terrified. Uh, it's like sand from a beach.
Sand from a beach. Isn't all a bunch of little, tiny,
tiny things that are alike. They're all different. Yeah, right,
you have different types of glass, different types of this
and that whatever. So if they can come up with

(01:05:54):
a signature, let's say we want the Elvis dur In
Morning Show bomb, and which we don't, I would have
this company come up with a a very unique mixture
of different colors, shades, whatever, and it would be ours.
So if we dropped a bomb somewhere like our logo color,
it would have our unique encoding in the glitter in

(01:06:16):
the bombs. Does that make sense? Yeah, So that's why
they're not talking if that is the answer. Where we're
not saying it is. But it sure seems like it
could be.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
It sure does. Why would it be so secretive if
it wasn't doing something bad?

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
It's glitter, Yeah, it's glitter. It can't be bad.

Speaker 13 (01:06:31):
Twitter is the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
What are you talking about. Oh I hate glitter. I'm
looking at it. I hate touching it and dealing with it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:36):
Gotta say, some eyeeshadow, glitter, you know, for special occasions,
is not bad.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Look at Daniel's eyeshadow. It's the bomb.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
Yeah, oh bomb is it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
They wanted you to think for the longest time that
it was the makeup industry that was buying up all
the glitter and putting it in blush and in ice
shadow and wherever else. Maybe some lip glosses, but they
said the sheer numbers, there's no way that it could
be the makeup industry.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Wow you Oh here she goes back.

Speaker 25 (01:07:01):
In the w W two, they used to drop what
they call chafe, and it was kind of like glitter
from airplane.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Oh, I get that in my shoes if I walk
too much, he goes down my pant leg.

Speaker 25 (01:07:11):
Drop it from airplane, stop it and it would block
the radar so then they could fly behind that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Maybe they have glitter chaf. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
I don't know someone asked it. I mean, obviously somebody knows.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
Well I call it. I'm telling you I met them.
I met the glitter fan.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
What did they say they didn't ask them.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
I'm like, whoa glitter?

Speaker 28 (01:07:34):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
I mean I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Are you like friendly with them or you just met them?

Speaker 13 (01:07:39):
I know, I have lots of questions.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
That's a whole other industry.

Speaker 13 (01:07:42):
Seriously, this is crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
So there you go, something to think about and talk
about with your friends today, because they're not going to
bring it up to you, because, I mean, the glitter
people will have, they'll find us and they'll kidnap us
and put us away. They're very powerful glitter.

Speaker 8 (01:07:58):
They'll blow us out of a cannon.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
I still have glitter in my lungs from the Kesha Cruise.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
The Kesha Cruise. How many years ago was that?

Speaker 9 (01:08:08):
Five?

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Five years ago? I got on an elevator. Some man
had glitter in his pocket. He just blew it in
my face. Oh jeez, you'll never get that glitter out
of my lungs ever.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
All right, we're taking your texts at fifty five one
hundred text away.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
We talked to Rebecca.

Speaker 22 (01:08:23):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Rebecca, I go mourning from the Great State of New Jersey,
the home of glitter.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
Anyway, go right ahead, what's going on?

Speaker 23 (01:08:33):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
So a couple of years ago, probably like ten years ago,
my ex and I broke up and his birthday was
a couple of weeks later.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
So I snuck in his house filled like.

Speaker 13 (01:08:42):
Three hundred balloons with glitter.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
So that way as he was popping them, they were
exploding all over.

Speaker 9 (01:08:47):
They filled the house with glitter in it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
Oh wow, it came with its own glitter, that's all.

Speaker 16 (01:08:53):
It was hilarious, hilarious for hours, hours to fill these balloons.

Speaker 13 (01:08:58):
And I think it's the greatest thing I've done in
my life.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
But you'll never get that time back. You'll never get
all that glitter up. But you said this was your
ex boyfriend.

Speaker 13 (01:09:08):
Yeah, he totally deserved it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Okay, So wait, did you do the glitter bomb thing
to him after you found out you were breaking up?

Speaker 30 (01:09:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Yeah, it was a spight thing for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
I was like, you know what, I'm bombing your house.

Speaker 9 (01:09:22):
You're getting every color, glitter everything.

Speaker 23 (01:09:25):
It was amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Wow, look at that, do you.

Speaker 13 (01:09:28):
I don't know why, but I'm okay.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
At least she didn't key his car.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Did you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
You're right, it was it was some dedication, but it
was worth it all.

Speaker 28 (01:09:38):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
There you go, Rebecca.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
You're giving people ideas and I don't like that at all. Rebecca,
thank you for calling, and remember glitter is much more
evil than you'll ever know.

Speaker 9 (01:09:48):
Thank you, Love you guys.

Speaker 26 (01:09:49):
I've been listening to you guys for my entire life
and you guys are amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Tell everyone to do mont New Jersey. We said hello
and thanks for listening to us. There you go, Rebecca,
don't break up with her.

Speaker 9 (01:10:00):
Good morning, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Dear God, what's this woman doing in.

Speaker 9 (01:10:05):
The morning show? Elvis Duran in the morning show?

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
All right, now, this is this is a very delicate conversation.
It's difficult to have, but I think we need to
have it. Let's talk about stupid people.

Speaker 13 (01:10:27):
Oh jeez, yes, okay, like stupid in what sense?

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Okay, well, you know what, let's not overanalyze stupidity.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Okay, look, you know we all agree that the world
is just filled with stupid people. All right, And that
sounds sort of like an elitist pig by even saying it,
But don't you agree. You're out and about doing your
own thing and someone does something so god awful stupid. Yeah,
you're like, uh, you feel a little more stupid because
you were near them yes, when they did it, or
when they said it yes, or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Stupid people. So I was reading up on stupid people,
as you know me, I would like to read up
on things.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
So there are five rules of surviving in a stupid
world I have found. Shall we investigate please? A professor
of economic history at University of California, Berkeley published an
essay with the five rules we all need to survive
in a stupid world. They are Number One, you're understanding
just how many stupid people there.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Are out there.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Man, there's more.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Than you think.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
And we can all be stupid from time to time.
It's not just everybody else, it's us.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Too without dot Look, I agree.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
When I go to the airport, my IQ.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Level dips, I get really stupid. Therefore everyone else is
around me stupid too, it exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
Okay, so we're underestimating the number of stupid people. Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Number two, anyone can be stupid regardless of their job, income,
or education level. Okay, here's one that we have to
think about. The best definition of a stupid person is
someone who causes another person or people to lose something
without gaining anything themselves, or maybe even losing something themselves.

(01:12:07):
We kind of get this. Yeah, so I mean Nate
explained it, okay, And I use.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
The example of Scary and I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
I don't. Scary is far from stupid, He's.

Speaker 25 (01:12:20):
Far from stupid. But we all occasionally and myself included,
to do stupid things. So every once in a while
and is around the room, he'll say something that doesn't
make sense. He wasted our time and we gain nothing
by it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
Neither did he. Because he makes sense to you, maybe
you're the stupid person because you didn't understand what I
was trying.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Hello, I do it too, Or or someone can just
do something like a total stranger in public do something
so stupid. Not only do they make themselves look stupid,
but you lose as well because they're inconveniencing you for
some reason.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Yes, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Yes, I think a lot of people who do like
the hateful protests. We know that there are certain RESUS
organizations that come out and just say awful things with
their signs. They're not gaining anything from it, they're hurting
other people by doing it, and we're all worse off
for having witnessed anything like that. I view that as stupidity.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Stupid, dear all right, the five rules of surviving in
a stupid world. Number four, you're understanding, you're underestimating just
how much damage stupid people are doing. Okay, look look
at litter, look at the world, the planet, you can
look at people out there stealing things from people. And
I mean there's a billion and one on the list

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of stupid things people do all the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Time, a lot of times. The people who run from
the back of the airplane. Why are you causing the chaos?

Speaker 23 (01:13:42):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Stupid?

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
And finally, stupid people are the most dangerous types of
people doing things for the wrong reasons and causing harm
to other people.

Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
Stupid, terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
I think the biggest thing you hit on was something
that wastes your time. Anytime somebody is wasting my time,
I get so angry because the time is the one
thing you don't get back. You can make money back,
you cannot make time back. So please don't waste my
time with something stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
Please, Maybe this whole conversation was it just it could be.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
I'll be mad.

Speaker 11 (01:14:15):
The worst person what's that? The worst person is somebody
who's stupid and doesn't know they're stupid. Like, at least
if your domb and you know your dombina. You're like, hey,
but when you have like stupid confidence, that's really that.

Speaker 13 (01:14:25):
I think most people don't know they're stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
I don't think stupid put acknowledge their stupid.

Speaker 13 (01:14:29):
I don't think they do the dumb ass things they
do if they, you know, if they knew, like you,
who would do that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
You're doing things and not thinking them through. You're not
thinking about what the devastation will look like. What was
that text?

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
Okay?

Speaker 25 (01:14:40):
The text that we just saw is a true definition
of stupid. It says, how about the stupid person I
was driving behind in the dark that didn't have their
lights on?

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
That is stupid because.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
That's dangering and dangering other people.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
That's true. You know, sometimes you can accidentally be stupid
and do stupid things.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
Maybe they're just stupid and internal.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
It's the people that actually think things through then do
them stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
What scary?

Speaker 19 (01:15:03):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Can you be a victim of being stupid?

Speaker 30 (01:15:05):
Like?

Speaker 17 (01:15:05):
Can you be stupid if somebody cheats you out of money,
for instance, and you they get something and then you
don't get.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
That we're taking advantage of I don't know if that's stupid, right,
make me stupid forgetting I don't cheat it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
And someone will ask me for a loan, I'll give
them a loan, knowing full well I'm never gonna see
that money again.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Am I the stupid one? Yeah? Sort of? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
About like anybody who bought Firefest tickets would we count them?

Speaker 13 (01:15:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Or a Magnesi's card.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Scary.

Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
I feel its Firefest was just somebody getting taken advantage of. Yes,
I don't feel like they were technically stupid. The other thing, maybe,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Stupid Stupidity is something you set out to do in
it you you don't think it through, and it's gonna
harm someone in the long run.

Speaker 8 (01:15:48):
When you throw litter out your window while you're driving,
because that's just dumbing stuff right there?

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Evil?

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
What crowding the boarding lane when your zone isn't called
it airport infuriating?

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
No, if I'm group one, I'm going first, so that's logical.
That's not stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:16:07):
He always says, I'm standing here because I'm getting that
overhead space.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
If you're group five and you're standing over the lane,
you're stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
All right, Well, I mean we could dissect stupidity, you know,
until the cows come home. But you know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
So ste clear of stupid people.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Yeah, and you and identify the ones in your life
that are maybe they are prone to be stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
Yeah, back off. I'm not I'm not saying we're a
bunch of geniuses.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
That's not what I'm saying. Like, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (01:16:35):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
Tap, Danielle, what's your phone tap all about? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:16:41):
So, Bubbles the clown is a little sick for a
four year old's birthday party that Bubbles is supposed to
be performing at.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
So for Bubbles, yeah, Bubbles is going to call.

Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
The parents to let them know that even though I'm
not feeling well, I'm still going to show up.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
Bad idea, Bubbles happy. All right, here's today's phone tap.

Speaker 8 (01:16:58):
Listen then hello, Hi, uh may I speak to uh
mister Kirk. Yeah, please, uh Kurt Hi. It's Bubbles Bubbles
the cloud for the party to borrow.

Speaker 9 (01:17:10):
Oh Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 13 (01:17:12):
I'm doing really good. I'm so excited about your four
year old's party. I can't wait to be there.

Speaker 18 (01:17:17):
You got a little cold there?

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
What that said?

Speaker 18 (01:17:20):
You sound like you're you sound like you're coffin. You
got a little cold.

Speaker 13 (01:17:25):
Yeah, no, I think it's allergies or something.

Speaker 8 (01:17:27):
It's like really weird. But I'm so excited. I have
all these ballot animals ready to go, and are you uh,
we're gonna have so much fun?

Speaker 18 (01:17:37):
Are you sure that that that they don't want some somebody?
I mean, if you have an allergy, you're gonna be
I mean you're probably gonna get germs everywhere. That's either kids,
you know, they they have the weekend immune system.

Speaker 13 (01:17:48):
No, it's fine.

Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
It's fine because when I come like hi, everybody, but
it was bubbles like that.

Speaker 18 (01:17:54):
And I can hear it and like you can even
hear like what gers in your voice even.

Speaker 13 (01:18:00):
Like it's no, no, no, Kurt is allergies. That's all
it is, is the one apol.

Speaker 18 (01:18:06):
I know what allergies. I know what allergies. No, this
is not allergy by your boys.

Speaker 20 (01:18:11):
Everyone uses the whole I am allergies.

Speaker 18 (01:18:13):
Excuse before if you bring germs over here, I've already
had one sick kid for two weeks. And then now
if you're gonna have over you, we're gonna have my
whole preschool he kid.

Speaker 13 (01:18:22):
It's fine, it's fine, No, listen.

Speaker 18 (01:18:26):
Let me finish your Kurt.

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
I'm not gonna call on anybody. I swear I have
blued animals. I'm gonna do face pain. I've got tattoos.

Speaker 13 (01:18:33):
We're gonna do magic that the school be.

Speaker 18 (01:18:35):
They know everyone in their coming here. Everyone knows that
they're going to be here at our house.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
They all wind up sick.

Speaker 18 (01:18:43):
I'm gonna the next PTA meeting is going to be
a freaking disaster.

Speaker 8 (01:18:46):
Kids love bubbles the cloud, and I'm gonna blow bubbles.

Speaker 18 (01:18:49):
You sound like you're making snot bubbles right now, Kurt,
hit the service. Send somebody else here.

Speaker 8 (01:18:57):
Everybody's booked up for the party to okurr and everybody's
booked up, so it has to.

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
Be bab a bunch of money for this.

Speaker 8 (01:19:05):
It's fine, Everything will be fine. I will just get
there and I'll introduce myself.

Speaker 18 (01:19:09):
We'll get a Barney or we'll get something else.

Speaker 22 (01:19:11):
Barney.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Who's party.

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
Nobody don't freaking knows the party is anymore the bachelor
party that I did last night.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
Bind that I had a cold, dude, Judy bachelor party.

Speaker 18 (01:19:20):
You're a stripper on two besides.

Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
The cloud, I'm not gonna do the same day at
Chloe's party that I did last night.

Speaker 18 (01:19:26):
I believed that you can do the same thing.

Speaker 17 (01:19:27):
I'm not an idiot.

Speaker 13 (01:19:28):
I don't break my pig pong balls to kids parties.

Speaker 18 (01:19:31):
I want to talk to Bow or Barney or whoever
runs the place over there.

Speaker 19 (01:19:35):
You have them called me back.

Speaker 13 (01:19:36):
No, I'm just gonna tell you this. You can't get
your deposit back.

Speaker 8 (01:19:40):
Didn't you read the five PRIs It says no, no
deposits back.

Speaker 13 (01:19:43):
The show busts go on the car. And I've never
missed a perform Have you arrested?

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
No? You want?

Speaker 18 (01:19:48):
You want to ruin a whole bunch of kids days,
You'll show up and they will get to see bubbles
of the cloud arrest.

Speaker 8 (01:19:52):
I've done four hundred and ninety two performances and I'm
not gonna be But.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
How many have been a ping pong ball show?

Speaker 18 (01:19:57):
And how many of the eleven kids shows?

Speaker 13 (01:19:58):
That's a side business. And if you you have, if
you want to buy, listen, if you.

Speaker 18 (01:20:02):
Want church, you're going to be here.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Okay, But I'm not doing Somebody.

Speaker 18 (01:20:05):
On the side shoots ping pong balls out of whoever.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
No, just not.

Speaker 13 (01:20:09):
I'm not gonna ruin the birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:20:10):
I told you I have a gift for the girl
the birthday girl.

Speaker 22 (01:20:13):
I have magic.

Speaker 8 (01:20:13):
I don't care I have.

Speaker 22 (01:20:15):
I haven't listened to you two.

Speaker 18 (01:20:17):
You're not You're not touching our kids.

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
You're sick, weird.

Speaker 18 (01:20:21):
No, somebody, I gotta kid with vice. I can't have,
and I'm trying to hide that already, so I can't
have and lice my house the same.

Speaker 13 (01:20:31):
You got a kid with lice, well at school, the
school just stopped coming to a party where a kid
with lice.

Speaker 18 (01:20:38):
I just problems solved them. Huh, problems solve their bubbles.
You don't want to get licee you want to shoot
ping pong balls or whatever you're doing.

Speaker 8 (01:20:46):
Kurt, it's Danielle Man Arrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (01:20:49):
And Grace just phone tap to no way, I'm not
really a clown.

Speaker 18 (01:20:55):
Well that I thought there was no way that somebody
can sound of that disgusting and still trying to get a.

Speaker 9 (01:21:01):
Job the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:21:07):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 9 (01:21:11):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show. Are even on Elvis Duran in the
morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
So, David Cats, by the way, if you're wondering, David
has been.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
My partner for years, my business partner for many many years,
an agent agent.

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
You were like agent to the store, agent to the star.

Speaker 13 (01:21:39):
Whenever you introduce them, though you and you go, this
is my partner, not like that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
So, David, they had to cram a camera in your wiener.
Oh yes, exactly, froggy in there.

Speaker 15 (01:21:53):
Not just in there?

Speaker 12 (01:21:55):
In there?

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
Is it up there?

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Is it like one of those big polaroid cameras that
spits the mature out.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
I couldn't look but when I walk.

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
Thank you, scary Aretha Franklin.

Speaker 13 (01:22:07):
I don't have a penis, and just I can't even imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Yeah, I supposed to be incredibly painful.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
I had been dreading.

Speaker 30 (01:22:14):
Not that I knew this was going to happen, but
I had a friend or two had gone through it, and.

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
I prayed, please never ever let me have to go
through this.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
Did you do it because you wanted to? Or is
a medical thing?

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Who would want to do that?

Speaker 27 (01:22:28):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Okay, talk to any emergency room doctor. The things that
people rolled into the emergency room with up their holes.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
Yeah, I still don't think it's a desire to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
So I had to do it.

Speaker 30 (01:22:39):
I've had an urinary thing, yeah, okay, And we couldn't
figure out what was going on, and I actually jumped
to the cat scan first, hoping to avoid what we did.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
Okay, cat scan was great, clean, It's like, darn it,
now I got to go through this.

Speaker 30 (01:22:55):
But the fear of what was going to happen was
far worse than the actual procedure.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Good, okay, that's good. You know Nate had it done.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
Yeah, I was one of his support phone calls.

Speaker 11 (01:23:09):
Yes, he was not only was he a support phone call.

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
He sent me the video.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Yeah, when he did it. Why would you do that
to someone to show him?

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
It wasn't that bad. Do you want to see inside
my penis?

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
No, I took no, do not show us the inside
your penis? Video there, okay, okay, let's see inside of
my penis, inside your penis.

Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
That's very short, shut up, very quick, thinner expected, Well,
that's inside your penis.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
Yeah, isn't that interesting? You want to see inside my penis?
He said? To the street and ask strangers if they
want to see inside your penia.

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
It was wasn't it informative?

Speaker 25 (01:23:43):
And the whole procedure was a minute twenty two seconds
because I kill So they're looking.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
They're looking for tiltale signs of yes, of blockages of
whatever my issue was going to be.

Speaker 30 (01:23:54):
But I didn't tell you this, and I apologize on
air in front of millions.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
I couldn't look at the video, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
Could no.

Speaker 30 (01:24:00):
I was afraid to see what was going to happen.
So I actually never looked at the video.

Speaker 13 (01:24:04):
They don't put you out for this. They put you
do They.

Speaker 30 (01:24:08):
Give you a local Oh yeah, they squeeze some light
acane liquid, you know, up the the boyhood as I
call it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
I have that video at home.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
Anyway, AnyWho, so so, did they anything clear?

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
You good? No?

Speaker 30 (01:24:30):
They it was clear inside you know, the arena, But
that they haven't found what my issue is. So I've
got to go to whatever is going to happen next.
But I can't imagine anything next is going to be
as terrifying as the thought of what I went through
on Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Look, I do believe that it's great to know all
about your body. It's great to know what procedures are
all about. If you have one it is great to
have a great doctor, physician or certain and who explains everything.
Here's what we're gonna do. We're doing it because of this,
you're not going to feel a thing. But I do
believe that there is something to be said for not

(01:25:10):
knowing everything, and that is the visual. For instance, when
I had laser surgery done to my laser procedure done
to my eyes, right, it's a very common thing. I
mean they have you can get it done in a mall.
I mean it's everywhere. Yeah, But when I saw the
video of what they did, I'm like, they did that
to my eye. Ooh. I don't know if I would

(01:25:32):
go back and do it again if I had to.

Speaker 13 (01:25:33):
I had the same thing with when I had my
nose on years ago.

Speaker 8 (01:25:36):
I kind of looked into my chart back then and
it talked about like cutting and flipping like skin.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
And I was like, what exactly they did that.

Speaker 13 (01:25:44):
I'm like, if I knew that, I don't know if
I'd do it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
And when I had my my face lift, God only
knows what they did.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
But now I have a beard growing behind my ears.
I didn't used to have that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
Okay, obviously they pulled it back and they attached it
behind me. I do believe that there are things in
life we don't really have to know full disclosure. Do
you agree with that?

Speaker 5 (01:26:06):
Gun?

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
I like knowing everything before I go in for anything.
I look up every procedure. I look up the worst
thing that could have happened. I just like to be prepared.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
So can I ask you this? Do you do you
ever go on web MD?

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
I don't do web MD because the answer is always
the same. You either have a cold or you have
something that's gonna kill you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Yeah, I got a hangnail. Well, what possibilities could be?

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Cancer?

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Oh, it's no web MD.

Speaker 8 (01:26:27):
When I had thyroid cancer, I went in and I
googled what it would look like, and it looked like
somebody had cut these people's heads off, because you know,
they do the incision in your neck. And I'm like,
oh my gosh, I'm gonna look like someone tried to
decapitate me. So I went out and I bought all
these scarves, thinking that I was gonna have to wear
scars for the rest of my life. But that's not

(01:26:48):
how it happened.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
We look at your right.

Speaker 13 (01:26:50):
Was actually not it, didn't, you know?

Speaker 8 (01:26:52):
I mean shout out to doctor in a way, who's
an amazing surgeon. But like, was it like that maybe.

Speaker 13 (01:26:57):
Those pictures were old or those were so you just
it's always worst case scenario. Yeah, so you got just
how happy are you? True? But when you google these things,
it does scare you so scary.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
When you had your colonoscopye not that long ago.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
I mean, did you get to watch your video?

Speaker 17 (01:27:10):
I sort after the fact, I did not want to
know the details of what actually happens to you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
They show you you had polyps? You said I had?
Did they show your your polyp? Your Jackson polyps? My
favorite artist.

Speaker 17 (01:27:21):
One one big polemp and he said, thank you for
coming to me. Now he's you should have come a couple.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
Okay, But the whole point is you got to see
inside you. I got to see inside it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
Did you need to see that?

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
I didn't really need to.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
Gandhi needs to see inside you area.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
I need to see everything. I need to see inside
all of you.

Speaker 30 (01:27:38):
That's weird past forty five minutes sleep ever, Yeah, that
is true.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
The thing is the body is an interesting thing, and
it's like it's like going under the surface of the
sea to see what's going on down there. It's like
going to outer space. You're going someplace that's it's it's
been there your entire life. For instance, look at the
number of sphincters we have in our bodies, so many.
We always we always think of, you know, sphincter, sphincter

(01:28:04):
number one, right, yeah, back there, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
But we've got sphincters in your throat.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
You got sphincters everywhere, and they open up and close
like they look like little fish lips.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
They really do.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
It's fascinating. So what's just in a text a moment
ago talking about how they had to go down their
throat to take a look at their vocal cords, said
it looked like a vagina because you know, so your
your body is full of vaginas and sphincters and all
sorts of things. And it's a wonderful thing that God,

(01:28:36):
the universe, however you claim it, has created and it
works this this round, well round, there's this roundish thing
in your chest beats and with every beat of that heart,
it's pumping blood and oxygen and all sorts of nutrients
around your body and in my case, out of the body.

(01:28:59):
Thanks for sharing, ok, I just it's all about science. Yes,
it's incredible.

Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
What the body.

Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
It's incredible to me that I can have sex with
someone and it feels so awesome, and then months later
a baby pops out that is representing me genetically as
well as the mother. I just to me, that's if
you stop and think about it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
I mean, are we.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
Smoking pot right now? It really is incredible what science
offers us and teaches us.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Peo will use a diet diarrhea. Now we just laugh
about it and sends Gary on his way.

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
This is true anywhere I know. I know, I feel
like we've taken a bunch of gummies. We're all high
and talking. Look at the cat. Look at those almond
shaped eyes on the cat. You know that cat's from
outer space. We're high, are high?

Speaker 13 (01:29:52):
It was the bagel?

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
All right, We got to move on anyway. I'm glad
your penis is doing better. If a Hallmark had a
card that said I'm happy your penis is doing better,
I would send it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
To We should get into that business.

Speaker 8 (01:30:03):
I say, we need a business. What you really want
to say? That's what the card should line should be called.

Speaker 9 (01:30:09):
You should be able to print anything from the Mercedes
Benz Interview Lounge, the one.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
The only Carol g right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
Here and you actually jumped into the Hudson River.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Oh yeah, oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Yeah.

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Speaker 9 (01:30:40):
Today, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis d Ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Dare we go down that road?

Speaker 13 (01:30:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Please, he's denying it, and I know for a fact.

Speaker 5 (01:30:58):
He did it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
Okay, So diamond which is diamond pull up diamonds so scary.
We were just talking, by the way, about how neighborhoods
change over time, right, gentrification of neighborhoods.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
There are a lot of neighborhoods.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
I'm not going to use any names, but I was
told when I moved to New York City, don't go
to those neighborhoods at night. Whatever. If you do, don't
stop at stop sign. So I'm like, okay, you know,
stupid Southerner, I'll do what you say. But now those
neighborhoods are becoming some of the highest rent neighborhoods in
New York City because things change, right without naming names.

(01:31:34):
So we were talking about neighborhoods here during the song and
Gandhi reminded Scary of a conversation he had with Diamond. Yes,
go ahead, what was that conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
Well, I know for a fact that Scary told Diamond
he is afraid of her neighborhood because they're going to
steal his car. And he's saying, I never said that.
I know you said that for sure said that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
He also said he's afraid to go to your neighborhood
because either A they think he's selling drugs or B
he's buying drugs. And I'm thinking, you're talking about someone's neighborhood.
You're talking about I mean, your neighborhood is your is
your safety zone, whether it's the outsiders, no it or not.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
I'm not judging.

Speaker 17 (01:32:17):
I'm just going by I'm going by past experiences and stuff.
I was told as a kid, don't go to those neighborhoods.
Just don't go there because it's going to be trouble. No,
that's that's current day.

Speaker 8 (01:32:30):
No, Scary, this is why, okay, this is why people
in other parts of the country get the wrong impression
with where a lot of us live. Like for example,
when I went to college, someone found out that I
was from the Bronx.

Speaker 13 (01:32:43):
The first thing the person said to me was, oh,
do you have a gun? Because you shoot people. I
was like, what are The person was scary.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
Yes, it's easier to just to say, yes, I shoot
everyone I see in the Bronx.

Speaker 13 (01:32:56):
Yes, that's what I do.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
I go home, I open the front door and start shooting.

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
I'm just like a movie.

Speaker 11 (01:33:00):
It would be like if Diamond told you quote, I'm
not coming to your neighborhood because I'll get arrested.

Speaker 12 (01:33:06):
Said.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
There is a chance that could happen. You know what,
It turned out fair play. It works in both directions.

Speaker 17 (01:33:14):
But I'm just saying that what I'm saying is is
a realistic scenario.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
That could you know, things could happen. So I mean,
I'm not I want to hang out with Diamonds. I
love her so much. He's like, as long.

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
As you take it to a nice as long as
you take if you can meet up with Diamond a nice,
safe white area, you're fine.

Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
No neutral ground.

Speaker 17 (01:33:34):
Manhattan is great, Like certain areas of I will not
go into.

Speaker 26 (01:33:39):
I'm you're coming and I want you to bring your
car and we're going to leave it on the streets
since you think that someone is going to steal it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
I'll be honest, Scary nobody. Well, let me tell you though,
you know, Scary Scary has is not alone.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
There are a lot of people who have these preconceived
ideas and they remember seeing stories when they were a
kid on TV and it was Scary is from Brooklyn,
so he thinks he knows everything about all parts of Brooklyn.

Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
Okay, whatever, it's more than I know.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Don't you remember this story? And I've told you a
million times. I live out in the middle of the country,
in the middle of nowhere. Scary drove his guidomobile out
to my house during the day a picnic with forty people.
He put the club on his steering wheel in my driveway,
close the door, and whip whip, turned the alarm on.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
I mean, what are you doing? What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Well, you know, you never know someone's going to try
to steal your car, Scary, No one's stealing cars, no one.
Just because you have this idea in your mind, you're
you're afraid to go to one neighborhood or even in
the middle of Hooterville. Out here, you think they're about
to steal your car.

Speaker 5 (01:34:42):
It's a dangerous place.

Speaker 17 (01:34:43):
There's certain places they say, don't stop for red lights
in the middle of the night.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
People say that that they hear.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
That neighborhood lives there. She goes out all this time.

Speaker 17 (01:34:52):
Can I come through your neighborhood at three o'clock in
the morning and just stop at a red light and just.

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
Hang out and chill.

Speaker 13 (01:34:56):
Yes, there's literally no one outside.

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Like, I don't know what you're asking.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
I wouldn't hang out in chill at a stoplight on
Park Avenue in the city.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
It's like, it's you know, I don't think that's much.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
As much a neighborhood thing as it is.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
You know, at three am. Every place is kind of
scary to me at three am.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
And every place also, mind you, scary lives pretty much
on top of the mall that gets shot up all
the time. So I don't know where this fear is
coming from. Scotty wouldn't drop me off one day because
he was scared of my neighborhood. He said, they are
needles everywhere. I'm like, oh, my crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
Yeah, they're pine needles off old Christmas trees.

Speaker 17 (01:35:36):
I have the citizen app. I see what goes on.
I get the report.

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
Please, Well, Diamond, the good news is you're keeping people
like Scary out of your neighborhood and experience exactly. You know,
it's interesting because you're from here, Scary. I'm not originally
from here, but I moved here when you were a kid.
I moved here in the nineteen eighties. Yeah, and so
I was told by people who were very rich white people,

(01:36:05):
these are the places you don't go at night. So
we're like, okay, I'm not from here, so I'll just
listen to what they say. And then over the years
I've learned that they were wrong the whole time. It's
in the Billy Joel's song.

Speaker 17 (01:36:13):
You may be right, I walk Bedford Style alone, but
I'm like, Bedford Stuyvesant is great.

Speaker 5 (01:36:17):
I go there a.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Bed time bed sty bed Stye used to have a
lot of reports of a lot of shifty stuff going
on years and years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
No longer.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
Bedstie's now the highest some of the highest rents in
New York City. That's right, so true, okay, okay, So Diamond,
what do you what say you, Diamond.

Speaker 26 (01:36:37):
Well, Scary was a little offended by this, but I'm like,
I don't think a little black girl could go through
the town that he grew up in right now by
myself today or when you were well.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Let's talk about that. You're from benson Hurst, Brooklyn, which
has a history of a lot of stories about kids
beating other kids up with baseball.

Speaker 5 (01:36:52):
Once again, those are fifty year old stories.

Speaker 26 (01:36:54):
Like, okay, so are the ones about are talking about?

Speaker 15 (01:36:58):
I can't I can't do this.

Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
So there's no gunshots in the daytime over where you live,
no literally dodging bullets?

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
Are you? Here's what they do? What neighbor do you
live in, Diamond?

Speaker 26 (01:37:11):
I live in Brownsville and if you google it, we
have a high crime rate.

Speaker 13 (01:37:15):
But I don't hear gunshots.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
But here's what they do. Just like at Disney World
in Brownsville, if they see Scary driving down the street
at Disney World, they have all the speakers with sound
effects in the trees. They turn on gunshots just to
scare people like Scary as he comes, Scary turn on
the machine guns.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
And I don't know if I should be doing that alone.
You don't have to be in my car the whole time.
You need I need an escort.

Speaker 26 (01:37:40):
No, first of all, you're not that important. But also
number two, just drive through.

Speaker 23 (01:37:46):
I can't care.

Speaker 25 (01:37:46):
White people don't go to Brownsville, Right, that's literally.

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
What you're saying. I mean exactly, the name of the
town tells it gives you instructions. Scary, No, not at all.
Liking up all of you are.

Speaker 27 (01:38:06):
So mister Ran in the Morning show, Tell mister Rann
in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
Okay, So a friend of mine was out on a
date and it was going well, and she actually said
to him in the middle of the day, Hey, I
want to see you again. This is great. And then
all of a sudden, she she looked at the time
and realized she had to run. Didn't say why. He
was under the assumption that she had another date to
go to. Come to find out she did. She's juggling

(01:38:43):
multiple dates, not only that day but other days. And
I thought this was intriguing because I in my dating
day I barely had time to date one person. But
so we had this conversation and I want to I
want to just bring it out on the table. If
you guys don't mind, how many dates have you gone
on with different people in the same day, Danielle too, Yeah,
did you hook up?

Speaker 8 (01:39:03):
I made out with them, but I didn't sleep with them, Okay.
And one was in the morning, and actually it was
me and my girlfriend. It was the two of us,
my girlfriend and I whatever, the two of us were together,
and she's like, oh my gosh, we got to get
rid of these guys soon because we got the next
set coming over tonight and it was at her house
and we just waited. The next that came over and
we made out with them too, I did brush.

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
What about two match dot com dates back to back?

Speaker 17 (01:39:31):
The first one was a no go, we didn't click.
The second one I ended up dating for a few weeks,
but I was, you know, I'm like, what if?

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
What if? The first one is great?

Speaker 17 (01:39:41):
I was ready to cancel on the second one had
a spare ready together?

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
Yeah, what about you, brody? Uh yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:39:49):
Once made out with a girl in the morning and
then made out another girl at night that I knew
I was going to break up with, but made out
with her first, then broke up with her.

Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
Okay, all right, I'm seeing twos, I'm seeing I'm groups
of two, and what about you straight name?

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
It was.

Speaker 25 (01:40:03):
I want to say there was a three in there,
but I can't remember the three, but there was definitely two.
And the problem with the two was I went day
drinking with date number one and got trashed, so that
date number two, I don't remember what I did, what
I said, No.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
Then it happened, right, pretty much know it happened.

Speaker 25 (01:40:20):
But yeah, it was definitely pressure because date number one
wanted to hang out longer, and I knew I had
to go to date number two because I think, well,
date number two might be more interesting than date number one,
so I really have to give her a shot.

Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
So it was, it was just a mess.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
She seems to be a thin line between seriously dating
multiple people during the day, as in that they could
be my future kind of date or just hooking up.

Speaker 5 (01:40:45):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
Yeah, so I don't know me. I had three hookups
in the same day, but I didn't want to I
don't want to date any of them. They were just
fun hookups.

Speaker 13 (01:40:53):
What do you mean by hookups?

Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:40:55):
No, full throttle.

Speaker 16 (01:41:00):
Them?

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Oh absolutely, But but I don't know which is whatever
I was in college times did these happen?

Speaker 5 (01:41:07):
It was like one pm.

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
There was like there was like lunch time and then
we hooked up, and then there was someone in the
afternoon for a happy hour, and then we hooked up.
And then there was someone that went out with that
night and we went out dancing and a hand and fun,
and then we hooked up. But wait, but wait, but wait,
they're not They weren't dates. They were definitely hookups. For instance,
when Scary Scary Uh dated identical twins. Yeah, yeah, see

(01:41:31):
the argument there is, well, it then only counts as
one person they were identical.

Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
Well no, actually these were fraternal twins.

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
So someone mistold the story.

Speaker 17 (01:41:42):
Well what people are telling me that it doesn't count
that I did because I said, yeah, I dated twins,
and we're talking about this the other day, and then
they were like, well, well they're fraternal twins, so that
doesn't count.

Speaker 5 (01:41:52):
It doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
I know, but I must argue that even if they're
identical twins, it's still two separate women and it's not fair.

Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
To make them doesn't get the identical twin credit.

Speaker 17 (01:42:03):
But I was just saying that it counts as two
people if they were identical twins.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
Yes, not. Of course.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
I've never felt like a bigger dweve in my life
than right now, multiple dates with anyone in a day,
and I haven't made out with multiple people in a day,
and I'm bummed out about that.

Speaker 25 (01:42:18):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
I feel like I haven't lived my life.

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
Don't be You're living your life.

Speaker 33 (01:42:21):
You have time, you have, you have diamonds on your teeth,
You're doing You're right, don't worry about it. I know,
but I just you know, if you're out there seriously
dating for instance, I mean, you're you're only seeing people.

Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
Who you believe you have a you could have a
future with because they you naturally well. But how many
can you roll through per day of those you know,
not hook up, not even hooking up with them.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
That just sounds exhausting. So I put that much of
yourself an effort into it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
It's sort of a slow speed dating. Yeah, I don't know,
but there are people out there who were just really
really looking for the special person. So Okay, this date,
I'm gonna put you in the yes, but I gotta
go all right, I'm done. Who else wants to talk
about something?

Speaker 25 (01:43:07):
I agree with you, though, I think dating that many
people is exhausting. When you're going on that many dates
in one day. It's exhausting. You can't really vet anybody
if you want to date them seriously.

Speaker 23 (01:43:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
Well, the other thing to remember, Nate, is maybe you're
starting to become serious with one of them, but you
still want to date other people. When do you decide
either to a be committed to them or be tell them, Hey,
I'm dating other people, you know, but I like you,
I don't want I don't want you to go away
because you know you could be in the future, but don't.

Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
A lot of people do that.

Speaker 17 (01:43:38):
Isn't that called trap peezing where you hold on to
one branch before you grab the next one.

Speaker 13 (01:43:43):
You got to make sure you have something in waiting.

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
In the parking? Is leaving someone to go to another person?

Speaker 13 (01:43:50):
I'm saying that's the same, isn't it. You're not going
to somebody else.

Speaker 25 (01:43:57):
Bread Crumbing is when you leave those little tidbits for
people that think you're interested in them, but you're not
really interested in them, but you're just keeping them on
the line because you don't want to have anything.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
Well, that's sort of what I'm saying. What I'm saying
is this, Let's say you are getting serious about several
people at the same time, and that's possible. I mean
that's going to be exhausting. I mean, you were out
there in the dating scene, you're going at it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:22):
It can be very exhausting.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
But also, isn't there something about the quality of people
you date online or you meet online you don't know
them as well as you do in the beginning with
the traditional dating, not digital dating.

Speaker 5 (01:44:35):
Does that makes sense?

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
I actually think it might be the opposite. I can't
be for sure about that, but I think a lot
of times people meet online and then they talk a
lot more before they actually go out and meet versus,
Like you meet somebody at a bar and then go out,
then you have to do all the talking there.

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
Okay, all right, all right, that's that's fair.

Speaker 3 (01:44:51):
But I don't know when I was when I didn't
have this particular person who I'm very into, I was
not a good time dating people. It was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
But if you ask me right now, do I want
to go out and ate again? The answer is now
me neither.

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Speaker 28 (01:49:56):
Hello, what my name is scary Jones when I was
the rand in the Morning Show. And you've been and
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and you used embarrass yourself on the radio.

Speaker 7 (01:50:10):
Oh my god, where did you get that creepy guy?
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Speaker 9 (01:50:16):
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Speaker 24 (01:50:19):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
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The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:50:39):
We are so insulting when we impersonate each other.

Speaker 4 (01:50:44):
Right, a little while ago, Danielle dropped her her meat
sauce on the table. Yeah, and oh I'm got drop
my meat sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:50:53):
And then well, that's now what she sounds like.

Speaker 4 (01:50:55):
Nate said, yeah, my joy, my meat sauce.

Speaker 13 (01:51:00):
Town, I need to wipe it up.

Speaker 3 (01:51:02):
I noticed. That's how That's how he than I've ever.

Speaker 4 (01:51:06):
That's how he thinks you sound.

Speaker 25 (01:51:08):
And it sounds like Johnny he does, he does, my
uncle Johnny's a little deeper.

Speaker 4 (01:51:13):
Well then Nate, Nate is like this, Hey, Nate, why
you're so upset? Why are you so so ancient?

Speaker 5 (01:51:21):
Sound like.

Speaker 4 (01:51:24):
We have don't we have sound of him sounding like that?
Gart Yeah, fine, we'll play it for you. An you
I sound just like Danielle.

Speaker 5 (01:51:32):
No you don't, No, you don't. You just sounded like me.
It don't sound like Node talks like this. What are
you doing?

Speaker 13 (01:51:40):
You're just so stupid that that doesn't sound like me either.

Speaker 4 (01:51:45):
None of him sound like you, Jacket. It's like when
you go to the It's it's like when you go
to the park and there's a guy drawing caricatures of people.
These are caricatures of your fact Gandhi, do hear Danielle?

Speaker 5 (01:51:56):
Do Danielle?

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
I I'm trying to think, I mean Danielle when she
gets mad, he just starts cursing a lot, and I
can't really do that.

Speaker 4 (01:52:04):
That's true, That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:52:05):
What we get's about Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:52:08):
Gandhi kind of does this thing at.

Speaker 5 (01:52:13):
Least make it to see.

Speaker 3 (01:52:17):
I think that's more me impersonating everybody else, but.

Speaker 9 (01:52:21):
Doesn't anything like.

Speaker 4 (01:52:23):
Okay, Okay, you know what, then challenge John. We need
to brush up on our Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:52:27):
Do you know who's really good? I mean, Andrew's great
at doing impressions?

Speaker 5 (01:52:33):
Hold on, okay, okay, here's Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:52:35):
Okay, yeah, and does Scott.

Speaker 13 (01:52:39):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
Okay, you do a good job impersonating everyone on the show.

Speaker 5 (01:52:44):
Okay, is that his mic? Okay? Who's is this?

Speaker 17 (01:52:47):
Scotty?

Speaker 5 (01:52:48):
Hi? Scotty?

Speaker 4 (01:52:49):
So Scotty, he's Andrew says he can do a great you.

Speaker 5 (01:52:53):
He does a great me.

Speaker 4 (01:52:54):
Okay, okay, do Scotty? Well, okay, So it has to
be in context. It has to be like him my
ass or something. Yeah, absolutely so Scott. He will go, hey,
do you want a banana? I got a fresh banana, Elvis.
You know, you're like teacher's pet, like giving me fruit.

Speaker 5 (01:53:09):
So how does he sound?

Speaker 23 (01:53:13):
I have a long banana. Figgy's specially camera.

Speaker 4 (01:53:18):
Sounds nothing like him.

Speaker 5 (01:53:19):
But it's the attitude. Do you know that one time
I asked Andrew.

Speaker 29 (01:53:23):
I asked Andrew to do Josh, and Josh got so
mad at me that I asked Andrew do that.

Speaker 5 (01:53:27):
He didn't speak to me for two years?

Speaker 26 (01:53:29):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:53:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:53:30):
Two years?

Speaker 4 (01:53:30):
Remember that Josh.

Speaker 5 (01:53:33):
Personating Josh is easy because Josh is very mellow.

Speaker 3 (01:53:38):
The same because Josh but Josh.

Speaker 4 (01:53:40):
I always feel so relaxed with Josh because his voice
is very very it's very.

Speaker 13 (01:53:45):
Very definitely.

Speaker 5 (01:53:46):
Have you read an audiobook?

Speaker 15 (01:53:46):
I'd listen.

Speaker 5 (01:53:48):
No, No, I'm not.

Speaker 13 (01:53:50):
He's like a SMR to me.

Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
I think I can't come in Josh okay, okay, screams
and sloth. I don't know how he does it. But
when you startle him all your hears he does.

Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
He slows down. He slows slows down his words.

Speaker 5 (01:54:04):
I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:54:07):
I love Josh so yeah, but it's so if you
break it down, the sounds were making while impersonating our
best friends and family are just downright insulting.

Speaker 13 (01:54:18):
They really are.

Speaker 5 (01:54:18):
I I just curly from the three stes. I just
thought of something.

Speaker 34 (01:54:29):
Wait, you know we all impersonate scary when he's recording
a commercial. But I wish you could see the visual
because you stand up and you push your pelvis forward
and then you go.

Speaker 5 (01:54:40):
And du.

Speaker 4 (01:54:44):
Do a video of that. You need to show because
it is funny.

Speaker 3 (01:54:47):
I actually recorded him doing it the other day because
he was going ham on that microphone. It looks like
he was conducting an orchestra. I actually told Scotti stop
speaking to me for a second so I can record this.

Speaker 4 (01:54:59):
Okay, here's here's here's Nate hold On in bad.

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
It's to move.

Speaker 4 (01:55:05):
That was him talking. He gets in this high register
the like like Popeye. I get exasperated.

Speaker 28 (01:55:14):
To move.

Speaker 4 (01:55:16):
That's a bad example.

Speaker 5 (01:55:17):
But anyway, that's how we make fun of each other.

Speaker 4 (01:55:20):
We don't We actually don't have an elness.

Speaker 5 (01:55:22):
I don't have an I don't have an Elvis. Does
anybody have an Elvis? No, we don't.

Speaker 11 (01:55:28):
You want to keep working, not pop working.

Speaker 15 (01:55:36):
We just do a Miranda Priestley to each other when
we want something.

Speaker 4 (01:55:39):
That's please move a glacial page. Yes, you know how?
You know how that love? Send us a talk back
of your This is great, okay, go to uh follow
us on and it was the Heart.

Speaker 15 (01:55:55):
You'll see the talkback option on where though the on
demand page for the Elvis orran on demand. Go look
for that in your iHeartRadio apporere. You get your podcasts
and you'll see a little microphone. You tap the microphone
and leave us talk.

Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
And do your impersonations of fabulous. I promise we will
not get as hurt, do you?

Speaker 5 (01:56:14):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:56:14):
I say, it's usually just a Miranda Priestley, like if
you want some most.

Speaker 5 (01:56:17):
Move at a glacial base. You know how the thrills up?

Speaker 4 (01:56:21):
Yeah, the color you call blue. I could watch that.

Speaker 15 (01:56:26):
Film over and over and I have same so much same.

Speaker 5 (01:56:30):
Uh what you want to do?

Speaker 25 (01:56:32):
Those impressions this time tomorrow will take time to collate
and go.

Speaker 13 (01:56:37):
Okay, I sound like Papa.

Speaker 5 (01:56:40):
I don't sound like that.

Speaker 4 (01:56:41):
Okay, you do use falsetto a lot. That's when I
get exasperated, is when I go into the No, that's
it's a different one. Your you're false, but your other
ones you go to this weird. I don't do that.
I'm not pee wee herman.

Speaker 5 (01:56:57):
I wish we had.

Speaker 3 (01:56:58):
Sometimes we have more.

Speaker 18 (01:56:59):
Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:56:59):
Look at Andrew does a pretty He did a pretty
good impression of me once.

Speaker 5 (01:57:03):
Can you do Gandhi were what?

Speaker 3 (01:57:05):
He was on his knees, wearing my hair, walking around
knocking things off of desks. It was kind of funny, which.

Speaker 4 (01:57:11):
Is what you do, not on your knees, but at
the same.

Speaker 13 (01:57:13):
Heighth Okay, what is it?

Speaker 15 (01:57:15):
No, it's easy to impersonate her heite wise, voice wise,
it's more I can't do that one.

Speaker 5 (01:57:19):
It's is going on your knees an impersonation.

Speaker 15 (01:57:23):
I mean, she's short enough, and then you just wear
a wig. You just knock things over I take the
long hair.

Speaker 5 (01:57:27):
The impersonation is.

Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
More of a voice thing.

Speaker 11 (01:57:29):
Is it impression?

Speaker 5 (01:57:30):
Impression?

Speaker 15 (01:57:31):
So maybe I was just in drag as Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:57:35):
Drag me and it was great.

Speaker 25 (01:57:38):
Andrew also does a good angry Scottie. He's got both
sides of the Scotty spectrum. Oh my kids, you don't
know that struggle.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
I'm the first.

Speaker 4 (01:57:48):
I gotta get home at ten thirty, my kids.

Speaker 15 (01:57:51):
I need to get home.

Speaker 4 (01:57:53):
You're from like you sound like you're from the South
in the Civil evangelist you se yeah, you sell like
an evangelist, or.

Speaker 5 (01:57:59):
You're in the out from the Civil War. You don't
know the struggle. You know the struggle.

Speaker 15 (01:58:08):
My daughter is going to college, but I need to
be home together her off the bus.

Speaker 4 (01:58:13):
Scottie.

Speaker 5 (01:58:14):
Is that what you're selling?

Speaker 15 (01:58:17):
He has no mic all.

Speaker 4 (01:58:18):
It's okay, here's but on the other side of that,
you could do both.

Speaker 15 (01:58:22):
You could do. He needs to get home right now
unless you take me.

Speaker 4 (01:58:29):
Here's more Nate. Okay, Nate will talk like this in
a falsetto. But this is the different Nate. This is
the flustered Nate. He doesn't like intergalactic from the device.
Is so I guess we go on and on and

(01:58:49):
will stop going on and on about this. But you
and your friends, if you get together in groups, have
this discussion. What do I sound like when I'm at
my word or if I'm excited or flustered and they
have your voice down?

Speaker 3 (01:59:04):
For sure? I think you're not friends if you don't
impersonate that that person or do an impression of them
in some way when you're telling a story about.

Speaker 4 (01:59:12):
Yeah, could be you're not friends unless you can really
just shank them. If you walk away from your friends
without a knife in your back, then they aren't your friends.

Speaker 23 (01:59:25):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:59:26):
I think a knife in the front, knife in the front.

Speaker 4 (01:59:28):
In the eye, and you have to stab them and
then turn it and that's really good friendship.

Speaker 13 (01:59:34):
Several times several times exactly.

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Speaker 5 (02:00:18):
Till next time. Say peace out, everybody. He's out everybody.