FULL SHOW: The Day We Judged Everyone’s Zodiac

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Exciting. There's a wonderful and exciting world out there.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
When we discovered that we don't need TV to entertain us,
he said.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
A Elis in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Are you likable? Are you liable?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Are you likable people?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's easy for us to say reliable, scari Yes, we
are likable. We're lovable. Are you likable? Straightening?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Extremely kidding me? Okay, there you go?

Speaker 6 (00:35):
What about you, producer Sam? Are you a likable person?

Speaker 7 (00:38):
I feel like I'm either likable or it's a day
where everyone will hate me.

Speaker 8 (00:41):
I swing real hard one way or the other.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
So we were stumbling around online, h gandhi me. We
found this list the seven social micro habits that demolish
your likability real Dare we look into this? I'm afraid
we have music for this.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Scary.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Yes, there's gotta be an Are you likable?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Bed? Of course? But think about it. Are you a
likable person? Of course you're gonna say yes.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
Who's gonna say no? I'm not very likable?

Speaker 8 (01:09):
You never know somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I mean sometimes I know I'm not all right? It's
now time for are you likable? Are you likable? Where'd
you get this? Is this from? Where?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'm not sure which one you're looking at.

Speaker 8 (01:28):
One is from Medium and one is from Forbes.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Which one do you like better than?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I think the Forbes one.

Speaker 8 (01:32):
Is actually better.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Let me go to that one because I think that
might make all of us think.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
A little bit. Oh really, okay, nine things? Oh my god,
it used to be seven things. Now this one's nine things.
I love all these articles coming out to prove that
we're all unlikable. Yeah, okay from Forbes. Number one, humble bragging. Yeah,
talk about it.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
So it's stuff like, you know, oh, I'm so skinny.
These pants are just falling off me. I can't take it.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's so that makes you unlikable?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah right, you know the humble brag.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
God.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
You know what. We're trying to go to the Cape
this weekend to play touch football with the Kennedy's and uh,
that's stupid, Cessana.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
I can't get it started so hard.

Speaker 9 (02:17):
I can't find a big enough place to park our yacht,
so we're not going to be able to do.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
That makes you unlikable. Humble bragging number two being too serious?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Absolutely, I mean, especially if you are one of those
people who makes fun of other people and you joke
around and then the joke comes back to you and
you can't take it.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
That's and people who just don't laugh or don't enjoy
things just too serious.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I had a friend once tell me I just don't
like comedy, and I did. I still don't understand it.
I don't understand how people don't enjoy laughing. But I
guess there's you know, a whole bunch out there.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Uh. Not asking enough questions makes you unlikable. So that
means you know all the answers, so you don't ask any.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Questions, or you spend a lot of time talking about yourself.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Right. Is there one someone I think you want to hear?
So far pretty likable?

Speaker 10 (03:05):
Okay, yeah, it's good, except for Nate a little bit. Well,
Nate does do the humble rag. It's so hard being.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
This hot, a ripping through my sleep.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You do that only on my appearance, not my accomplish.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Emotional hijackings makes you unlikable, right.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
So emotional hijacking is if there's a situation that might
not be very likable to you and you immediately lose
your cool. You start crying, you start screaming, you're throwing things.
You're really taking away from the moment of whatever is happening,
because now it's about your emotion.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I think I'll take that one. That's me.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
You're an emotional hijack.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm an emotional hijack.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
I have seen you throw a microwave.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh, another thing makes you unlikable, Danielle. Whipping out your phone.

Speaker 10 (03:52):
Danielle, let me whip that out.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
You had already pre whipped before I read that.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
That one I did.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yeah, whipping out your phone.

Speaker 10 (03:59):
I mean that's like at the dinner table and stuff
like that, Like that drives me crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
I think sometimes we're all a little guilty of it.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Like the other day I was having a dinner with
friends and I was the only one that had the
phone on the table, and I was like, and I
slowly my hand came up from below the table and
stow it takes out in my pocket.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
You have scary over here.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Who if you're ever eating with him, he will yell
as soon as the food comes down, phone eats first.
The phone eats first, and he has to take pictures.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Are you serious? Yeah, I've never experienced this. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (04:35):
Wait, wait, I don't want you to put a fork
in anything, because it's going to ruin the aesthetics of
the photo.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
So I'm like, phone eats, you're not taking pictures of
my food? Yes, no that's mine. No, that's mine.

Speaker 11 (04:46):
You lined all the dishes up in the middle and
you do a little sweet God, at what at what year.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
In your life are you gonna do something with all
these photos of lasagna? I mean, what are you gonna
do with them?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
That I posted and I document what the dish was,
and people like that looks good.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
He gets free food.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
This is what he does.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
It doesn't know he ever results in free ever? Have
you ever seen him do this?

Speaker 8 (05:06):
Absolutely? But sometimes I get free food because he's buying.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
So I'm fine.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
But I mean, if you start reaching with the scary
will slap.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
It out of your hand. I've never heard that. Ye
oh god, scary. Very unlikable. Another thing that makes you unlikable?
Uh name dropping?

Speaker 10 (05:26):
Oh yeah, yeah?

Speaker 8 (05:27):
We know these people.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well, we all know people.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
So sometimes you know, I think sometimes we might be
those people, not even intentionally, but if you're talking to
people about what your day was like, or you know,
there's a relatable story someone's saying, like, oh my god,
you know I love Enricay Glacias. I'm sure Froggy is
going to say something about knowing Enricae Glacias because he does.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's not like you drop his name all the time.
But a friend of mine was like, oh, I just
bought the k new whatever truck. I said, Oh my god,
my friend Charlie Pooth just bought one of those, right,
and as it that way it's coming out of my mouth,
I'm like, what a pampas as I am?

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah, my friend Charlie, maybe I just call them charge.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
I think we dropped the last name.

Speaker 12 (06:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah. Another thing that makes you unlikable gossiping. I gotta
come back on that. I love it when someone goes, hey,
you didn't hear it from me, But for sure I don't.
I don't find that unlikable, unlikable.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I love hearing the gossip, but whenever somebody is gossiping
to me, it makes me take a step back and think, hmm,
I wonder if the things I told you are going
to other people.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
No, no, absolutely no. My friends who gossip, I do
not tell them top secrets guaranteed.

Speaker 13 (06:40):
If you're you're getting information from a gossiper, anything you.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Say to that gossipers gossip exactly, so gossiping can be
unlikable trait for some Uh the next one having a
closed mind?

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, I refuse to accept that one.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
You know. It kind of drives me nuts when you
go to dinner with someone and you from the bite
of your whatever like, no, that's me. I like that.
I'm like, have you ever had it?

Speaker 14 (07:04):
No?

Speaker 10 (07:04):
No, and I don't want it, even my mind and
my mouth closed.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
If you've never had it, how do you know you
don't like it?

Speaker 10 (07:12):
I just do.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Okay. You can be closed minded about many things in
addition to food. But if someone's not able to open
their mind and just maybe toy with another way of
looking at something, come on, it's okay to change.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
It up a little bit, even just the way you
pitch it. It could be different, you know. Instead of somebody
being like whatever, which we all do, don't get me wrong,
maybe could just be like, you know what, I'm allergic
that's my thing.

Speaker 10 (07:40):
I'm allergic to fish.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
But you're not everything from the sea, Daniels.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
You're allergic to it, though it's a different thing.

Speaker 10 (07:47):
Break Out knives.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Unlikable if you share too much too early. Yes, hey,
how many times have you seen those self help memes
that roll by, and a lot of them are stop
talk talking about yourself. Stop giving people all your information.
Have a have a little bit of privacy in your life.

Speaker 10 (08:06):
Our friends Charlie Pooth, he has a song out about that, saying, Charlie,
be quiet, don't make a sound because he's he gives
too He's like that, he gives you too much information,
tells you how much he cares about you too soon,
and he needs to comment, you know, our friend Charlie. Yeah,
oh Charlie poop, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah, scaries that he wants to add one.

Speaker 11 (08:25):
Well, I don't know what you'd call it, but if
you're announcing that you did something great or whatever it is,
and then somebody jumps in to play top that and
they did it already and they did it better, I.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Love to play top that, And don't that's referent.

Speaker 11 (08:41):
I'm sitting here telling something. Then you jump in like
and you just kind of like overshadow me like that.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
I hate.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, well, I live. I live for that. You do not.
I do see a lot of times and I and
I'm guilty of this. I'm sure some of us are.
If someone says, oh my god, we had the best
meal last night at this restaurant. Blah blah blah. You
can just leave it at that, or I'm like, oh,
thinking I'm sounding relatable. Oh my god, we had a

(09:10):
meal in next door to that place, which was great.

Speaker 10 (09:13):
I feel like I do that too, because I think
that's maybe you don't mean it that way, but sometimes
I think it might come across that way.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
But you mean, I think that's being relatable. That's not
one now, Nate.

Speaker 9 (09:23):
I'm sure Nate's had this medical one upping somebody.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know, I had a stroke, Oh, I had three.
That's when I don't want to one up. I don't know.

Speaker 13 (09:36):
I feel like you're allowed to want to up people
in the whole medical world, right.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
But somebody goes like froggy.

Speaker 13 (09:41):
If somebody goes, oh, man, I had the worst migraine,
you can come back with I had an aneurysm, right exactly.

Speaker 11 (09:48):
The point of that is your problems aren't problems that.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I'm sorry is okay. There is a awkwards way to
there's a way that could backfire you. For instance, before
thank you God, before Alex was uh proclaimed cancer free.
If ever I had a headache or any body problem
I would never even I didn't want to talk about

(10:15):
it because I'm like, god, you know, my left ankle
is really hurting today. Well, he could easily say, well
I have cancer.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Right, But if you had a tumor in your ankle
and you didn't say anything about it because you were
worried that somebody else had cancer, and now you have
full cancer, that's.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
How I can like one up cancer.

Speaker 11 (10:31):
Okay, you should never be minimalized or raised by whatever
the next person has to say.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Well, I know, but if someone has cancer, I will
let them.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I will let them win that round. Cancer, strokes win, Yeah, strokes,
anurysm cancer.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Wait, so, Nate, we know Danielle has bad migraines. Yeah,
they're bad. And still come in and be like, I
have a migraine. I took a pill.

Speaker 8 (10:54):
Do you in your head?

Speaker 15 (10:55):
Things?

Speaker 13 (10:55):
Shut up, Daniels, you know them, I will say, answer,
shut up. I will say with the second stroke was
it will put any of your migraines to share.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
But that doesn't less like rubbing your face in it.

Speaker 16 (11:13):
You are.

Speaker 9 (11:14):
It's also the equivalent of you know, there's people who
have it a lot worse than you.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I don't care. That's when you should come back to say, no,
they don't. No, I have it worth it. Everyone can
buy everybody Planet does.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Do a lot. You'll be telling him something and he
just looks at you and goes.

Speaker 13 (11:34):
Sometimes, yeah, sometimes you're probably people's problems in general, not
just specifically.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Are just like, that's not a problem. But what you
said to me last week about my foot. You remember
what you said about my foot because my ankle, my
ankles really messed up. And he says, I hope it.
I hope they have to amputate it.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
He wants you to have a peg leg say something
like that.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Because he's an ass.

Speaker 13 (11:59):
There's times back remember when you had the you had
the retina detaching, Yes, and we were joking.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That you needed an iPad.

Speaker 13 (12:06):
Yes, this is going back to you being the pirate DJ,
And I'm still trying to tie it back to that
because you remember that one time.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
This is a lamest excuse me.

Speaker 13 (12:14):
We were joking that you were you would have to
have an eyepatch, and somebody texted in and said.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, someone with one eye. I take offense to this.
I'm god like you think somebody with one eye would
have a sense of you? Okay, thank you that was Nate.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Don't get the correlation.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Okay, let's go outside the circle and talk to Annie.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Hello, Annie, Hi, good morning, Good morning. So you say
this conversation we're having where we're giving you the list
of things that make you seem unlikable, You're feeling like
we're like attacking you.

Speaker 10 (12:46):
Once on a Monday morning, this is so drive into work.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
So halfway to work, you left the house feeling good.
Now you're about to get to work. Now you feel unlikable?
Is that what you're saying? So good?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Now, I'm a teacher.

Speaker 14 (12:59):
I'm said great teacher, and I feel.

Speaker 16 (13:01):
Like I may be one up people when I talk
about my work, like, oh you have a bad day.

Speaker 14 (13:07):
You have to hear what twenty one of my kids
did to me today.

Speaker 12 (13:10):
I'm trying to you.

Speaker 14 (13:12):
I'm not trying to want you.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
You're not You're not a bad person.

Speaker 9 (13:16):
And no, there's a fine line in relating and one
upping and where is that line?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's that's what's difficult, right, it's so thin.

Speaker 14 (13:24):
You're right, thank you, And I'm listening to this and
I'm going, YEAI do this.

Speaker 16 (13:28):
And then I heard the topic of the conversation and
I just went wah.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
That that is emotionally hijacking our conversation.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Look what you did?

Speaker 14 (13:41):
You want everything on the list?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I was, I was having a great day. To you
emotionally hijacked our conversation. All right, and I have a
beautiful day. Thank you for being a teacher. We love you,
Thank you, love you too.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Sorry trigger. Oh well, uh so in closing.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Uh, don't be a jerk, right, unible Like all my friends,
the Jonas brothers usually tell me.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Stop being a jerk.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 17 (14:19):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone
tap not only does.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
He give us the best sound every day, but Garrett
also does great phone taps.

Speaker 18 (14:27):
What do you have to Garrett, Well, Elvis, MRSA wants
to play a phone tap on a guy she just
went on a date with. His name's Henry. We've never
done this before. Normally we do phone taps where the
relationships have been established and they've been dating for months, years, whatever,
so that they only went out on one date. So
Mersa thought, wouldn't it be funny to kind of test
Henry and say, Hey, I'm getting a tattoo I'm gonna
call it Henry as the tattoo artist from the Tattoo Ball.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Are you've you've played the tattoo artists several times in
our year. Yes, you do a great job with it.

Speaker 13 (14:53):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
All right, so let's see what happens in this blossoming relationship.
I'm a tattoo is it? Scarite? Henry?

Speaker 19 (15:02):
See you Henry? Yeah, Henry. Hey, this is todd over
as a tattoo shop. I'm here with Marissa.

Speaker 20 (15:10):
Really.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, she asked me to give you a call.

Speaker 19 (15:12):
We just have a little issue right now. I'm trying
to just she's trying to put Henry on her lower back.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
But we didn't know.

Speaker 20 (15:18):
No, no, she shouldn't be doing that.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
That's we've only hut on the one date.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Hey, listen, I don't want to do so you should
just stop the tattoo right now, for for real. I
got I got your boyfriend on the phone.

Speaker 20 (15:32):
She's she's on my I'm not Her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Just went out. He has a problem.

Speaker 20 (15:36):
I think, Hello, Hi, Marissa, what are you doing well?

Speaker 21 (15:42):
I just I just came down and I had this
really great idea and the girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
All was a good idea. So yeah, I'm kidding at too.

Speaker 20 (15:50):
Listen, this is not a good idea, you know, I
don't know where we Well, look, I had a good
time the other night, Adol.

Speaker 21 (15:57):
I had such a good time.

Speaker 20 (15:58):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I really I think we really hit it.

Speaker 20 (16:02):
No, I think that it was very nice. But I
don't I don't think we're at the tattoo stage. You know,
maybe you should think about, you know, maybe just waiting.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
A little bit.

Speaker 21 (16:10):
I know you think that now. But my grandma and
my grandpa on one date, literally one date, and then
they've now been married for forty years.

Speaker 17 (16:18):
So I'll tell you what.

Speaker 20 (16:20):
Let me talk to the artist.

Speaker 21 (16:22):
Okay, well I'm gonna hand this one over to him.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Hello, Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 20 (16:29):
Listen? Keep doing favorite?

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Did you have a back robe and you just step.

Speaker 20 (16:32):
Away for a minute?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, hold on, I'm walking there right now.

Speaker 22 (16:35):
Look.

Speaker 20 (16:35):
Look, this colonel and I have gone.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
On one date.

Speaker 20 (16:39):
One I can't have it doing a tattoo will be
on her.

Speaker 19 (16:43):
Let me tell you, I mean that's pretty intense. I mean,
one date and she started getting the tattoo.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
She must relate right.

Speaker 20 (16:48):
Right right, exactly exactly. So could you do me a solid?
Just stop this tattoos.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Stop it. Oh so you're not, you know, into her
as then?

Speaker 20 (16:56):
No, I mean she's fine.

Speaker 11 (16:57):
I like her.

Speaker 20 (16:59):
You know, she's a nice girl.

Speaker 19 (17:00):
But just please, all right, I want to tell you
if you're not interested, I mean, then I mean I'm
not interested.

Speaker 20 (17:05):
I just don't want to get a tattoo on her.

Speaker 19 (17:07):
Ask well, I mean she's a looker, so I mean,
I'm just she's a nice girl.

Speaker 11 (17:11):
I don't want to hear that kind of talk.

Speaker 22 (17:12):
All right now, just please just stop doing the tattoo.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Just chill some respects, all right, all right? Well, can
I at least ask her out? Then? If you're not
going to take her on a date?

Speaker 16 (17:21):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 20 (17:22):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Right now? So so I can't ask her out? Is
what you're saying, let me talk to her again?

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Please?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
All right? All right?

Speaker 19 (17:28):
Hold on, hold on, hey, Mercy, Yeah, your boyfriend's on
the phone.

Speaker 21 (17:32):
Hey baby, everything right?

Speaker 20 (17:34):
Yeah, I just told him that I you know, I've
been talking to this guy and he just doesn't I
don't think that. I don't think this guy is legit,
you know, I said, really, wait.

Speaker 21 (17:41):
Listen and finish up right here.

Speaker 23 (17:42):
I'm gonna get out of here and then see later.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
To me, Mercy, you cannot get a tattoo of my
name on your back, that's what crazy.

Speaker 20 (17:49):
But Melissa, then we went on one dated.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Do not get a tattoo of a person. That's a
crazy thing to do, and you just strike me as
crazy as the other night.

Speaker 20 (17:56):
So please, Well, we haven't even got to a movie
or we you know, you could be my parent. That's crazy, Marissa,
it's crazy.

Speaker 19 (18:04):
Reasonable, Henri, Henri, my name is Garrett from the Elvis
Durray Morning Show. And you just got phone taps?

Speaker 20 (18:13):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 21 (18:14):
Yeah, Marissa, No, there's no tattoo.

Speaker 13 (18:18):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Elvis Duran's phone time.

Speaker 24 (18:27):
This phone tame was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 17 (18:31):
The Elvis Teran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
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Speaker 1 (18:42):
I must have had a great sleep because this morning,
Alex said, I was snoring.

Speaker 20 (18:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
I know, if you snore, you're down.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Deep, right, which is good, and I feel pretty good today.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
But I know that one of my dreams, and I
kid you not, it was as vivid as vivid could be.
I was helping to deliver a baby. I don't know
where we were. No, it wasn't in a hospital. It
was like in a room, like somewhere.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
Like backstage at a concert or something.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I can't remember. But everyone was busy. I kept I remember,
I kept running up and down the hallways. She's having
a baby, it's coming out now, and no one would
help me. And I was in a panic. So I
for some reason decided, well, I'll deliver this baby myself. So, Danielle,
I need your focus. I need free to focus on this, okay,
because you're the only one here that's popped one out
for two to two out?

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Could you, Danielle, could you deliver a baby if you
wanted to?

Speaker 10 (19:35):
I think I could if I needed to.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
Yeah, okay, do you think I could do?

Speaker 10 (19:39):
I have zero experience in this, I know, but nowadays
you probably could google it.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
While it's happening, while there's crowning going on or whatever
they call it. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (19:49):
Usually it doesn't happen that fast, unless I mean, you
know that being said, maybe it can happen that fast.
Because my mom said she hadn't gotten to the hospital
when she did, my brother would have been born in
the toy, soup and fast. It depends on your body.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, okay, Well here's it's a real story. I've read
it this morning after I was kind of infatuated with
learning how to help deliver a baby.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
There was a there was an airplane recently.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
The pilot had to leave the cockpit and they were
over the ocean right going to Thailand. I think he
had to go to the back to deliver a passenger's
baby while the co pilot took over flying the plane.
So let me ask you, if if gandhi, if it's
you and you, yeah, in a cockpit, would you rather
fly the plane or go to the back and help

(20:39):
deliver the baby?

Speaker 8 (20:40):
Fly the plane?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (20:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (20:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I mean that baby could without me, right, could I
deliver the plane?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Could you deliver the baby?

Speaker 8 (20:49):
I think so?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
I mean I think that it just happens, right at
some point, that baby's coming out with or without me.

Speaker 10 (20:56):
That is true. But if there are complications, then we're
all in trouble. Because if it's like a breech bird, yeah,
I wouldn't know what to do with that.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Well, I do have a little experience in that, but
with horses, Yeah, what do you do well.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
You put the glove on, you go in.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
You gotta go.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
You gotta turn that yeah, turn that baby around with that.

Speaker 10 (21:16):
Around when you're dilated ten centimeters. You don't care whose
hand goes up you. You don't care what's going on.
You just like, get it out of me. My god,
I just want to be done with this, please, thank you.
And if you get an epidural, which you wouldn't get
obviously if you're on a plane.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I don't take this with me.

Speaker 10 (21:31):
Then you're like, who wants to check? Go ahead, right,
you don't care, It's.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
All good, Okay. I don't know. You know, for instance,
I know that Nate, you you had EMT classes. I mean,
you guys watched videos on this stuff, didn't you.

Speaker 25 (21:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (21:45):
I will say that is the one thing that scared
me with the birthing video. It's I mean, you look
at it. What's coming out of that that area?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, and it's not physically possible.

Speaker 10 (21:59):
That's it's.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's made for that. Well, you think you can go in,
Luca can come out. I love the miracle of childbirth.
Slightly different from me, but there you go talking about
your microscopic penis. Why do you do that all the
time groscopic. It's it's adequate. That's all I'm going to say.
I thought to hear about it.

Speaker 9 (22:19):
I thought it mean yesterday ago. It's it's said girls
have a crazy measurement system. They see a three inch cockroach,
it's huge. You pull yours out and it's three inches
and you're like, oh, that's the smallest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Why? Very valid?

Speaker 6 (22:38):
Okay, back to the conversation.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
He's got a point though, exactly.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
So scary. Could you deliver a baby?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
What if it's just you and the mother and it's
just the two of you, and you are responsible for
making sure that baby comes out safe and sound? Can
you do it?

Speaker 11 (22:55):
I mean, if it's as easy as they make it
looking movies and stuff and on TV show, then maybe
I would have a general idea.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
But something tells me it's a lot more complicated than that. Yeah,
you got to rotate the head or something.

Speaker 10 (23:07):
Do you have You don't have to rotate the head unless.

Speaker 13 (23:10):
You know when the head comes out, then you got
to turn it that shoulders.

Speaker 10 (23:15):
Don't get stuck.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I would, I would be in the ballpark, but I wouldn't.

Speaker 11 (23:18):
Uh, I don't think I would actually be able to
successfully do it.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
I think I think everybody here could do it. I
really do, because we read so many stories about people
just having one at home, having one on the side
of the road, having them all over the place.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
Once it starts, it seems like it just, you know,
does its thing.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Like I said, as Danielle says, I mean, it's as
long as there's no like extreme complication. Well, because my
mom says, and pardon my French or whatever thisay is,
she said, oh you because I'm I'm the third child,
She's like, oh, you just felt like a piece of poop.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
It was no big deal. It's like a poop. And
then there you are.

Speaker 10 (23:51):
That's like supposed to happen more and more kids. It's easier.
They for some reason, the process is easier.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
Well, she said, I became much more different cult later.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
In life that I totally see.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Shut up, all right, just asking the class who can
deliver a baby? I guess we're all confident. If push
comes to shove, as they say, I.

Speaker 10 (24:12):
Mean, we definitely try. We wouldn't leave this person in agony,
you know, trying to deliver.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I think scary would Scary would run. I would make
an attempt to run.

Speaker 11 (24:24):
They can attempt to try and do the delivery. I
wouldn't give a biblical cord though, I mean you just.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Take scissors that I guess, and someone can They can
take care of that in post. Someone will, someone will
come in and trim that baby up right, I mean yeah,
I mean okay, would it be safe, Daniel? The umbilical
cord is how long?

Speaker 10 (24:45):
I mean yeah, I mean it attaches from you to
the exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
But how long is it? Is it like three feet?
I don't know, I ten feet? No, I mean feet?
Is it safe just to cut the cord and you
know someone can come clean up later?

Speaker 4 (24:59):
I guess.

Speaker 10 (24:59):
I remember when I was in getting having a baby.
I remember them saying to Sheldon, do you want to
cut the cord? And I guess they have it a
certain place and then up.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, yeah, maybe I don't know. I cut Cadence. All right, Okay,
so we have a Deandra online twenty she's gonna walk
us through it. Oh finally we have a real obg
y n on the phone. Oh god, oh you wor
you work in ob g y n And that's ano
and you've seen movies. That's a nice So DEANDRAU walk

(25:30):
us through it.

Speaker 16 (25:31):
So I've worked in ob d y N for five
years and then I've also had three kids of my own.
So when you're when you go into labor, you start
your contractions. If your water breaks, it means that you're
like an active labor. You should go to the hospital
or you should get to the hospital because you're very
close and you you can dilate from You can dilate

(25:52):
very quickly once your water breaks. But some people water
it doesn't break that they're still later. So there are
signs that you have to you'll know that you're in
that process of giving birth. The first sign is when
your mucus plug passes, and that's like a.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Hold on, hold on, mucus plug. There's a mucus plug.

Speaker 16 (26:16):
Yeah, so it's it's like it's when it's when the
cervix like ruptures a little bit because there's so much
pressure down there, and that means that you're going to
start to dilate. You're going to be in the process
of dilating. Okay, so your music plug passes, there's pinkish
bloody discharge and then.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
It's like it's like after a it's like after having
a bloody nose, like four hours later that mucus plug
comes out.

Speaker 16 (26:42):
It could it could happen rapidly, or it could happen
the next day or two days from then. Yeah, like
oh my, you'll call your OBG Y N and they'll
be like, oh, well, you know, you know, just let
us know when you you know, start having contractions and
they're like ten minutes apart, Like if you go to
the hospital, they're going to just send you home be
like Okay, everything's fine, you don't need to come in yet.

(27:02):
But when you start having contractions, like and you're in
a lot of pain and they're coming and they're very
very quick, you know that, like you're having that baby
within the hour.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Okayander, we'll take it Theander, We got to skip to
the the dessert here. Like when you see the head
start coming out like that, it's time. It's it's it's game.
Game is on. So what do you do? Like how
does that work?

Speaker 16 (27:26):
So if you're in a hospital, usually they they help
you crown, like they'll help your service open up and
they'll help the head through. And once the head comes through,
like when you have your contraction, they'll tell you to push.
So once you have those contractions. You're dilating enough and
you should be pushing at that point. But then when
your contractions stop, you shouldn't push anymore. So they'll guide

(27:48):
you through. They'll tell you, okay, when you have your
next contraction, we want you to push with everything. Oh
my god, and then you're gonna push the head is
like the easiest part, I think.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Okay, Well, well hold on to say DeAndre. This conversation
began as a could you help deliver a baby? And
with no experience whatsoever? So what is your number one
piece of advice for poor me who has to sit
there and help a baby come out of Danielle? What
do I do?

Speaker 14 (28:14):
What you would do is there?

Speaker 16 (28:16):
You would literally you have to be there, you have
to be watching. You can guide the baby out, make
sure the baby doesn't you know, fall or.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Hit okay or definitely.

Speaker 16 (28:26):
Like get involved.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
You're gonna get Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
They are slippery little suckers and you and hitting that
floor has got to make that splat noise.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
You don't want to hear that, all right?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
All right? So so guiding the baby, making sure the
baby is safe coming out, while and then what do
I do for Danielle? Just say you're on your own, girlfriend,
just figure it out what I do.

Speaker 16 (28:46):
When you have when you get your contraction, when you
feel it coming, that's when you push and push, push, push,
and you just guide them through pushing, push with all
your might, and once they push, the baby should be
coming out, and you just guide the baby out right.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Excellent, Okay, So that's my job to guide the baby
and keep the baby safe. All right. Done, that's all
I can do. I can't. I can't do more than that, Deandra.
That's all you get. Sorry, But anyway, clipped right away.

Speaker 16 (29:12):
It can stay on, okay, but.

Speaker 10 (29:15):
You just got to stay attached to the mom. I guess.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
No.

Speaker 16 (29:18):
Yeah, so the like the baby spline is the baby's
blood supply. It can stay on for I meanmil so many.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
Well, it's not like a like it's not like a
charging cord from my iPhone.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I can't plug into someone else, right, I mean, you
got to keep it on the mom, all right.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
And then some people keep those things connected for years,
I've heard.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
But that's some other story.

Speaker 16 (29:39):
All right.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Look, DeAndre, we've got a roll, but you have enlightened us.
Thank you so much. I feel a little better and
more confident now. In helping Daniel give birth to her
next child. That's good. Thank you Deandrey for though.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
All right, Gandia, I'm gonna get some water and towel.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
We're going in. Yeah, thank you Deanre. You have a
great day. Thanks for talking to us.

Speaker 10 (30:04):
Okay, God, he's keeping her legs closed legitimately, I just
crossed my legs.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Like n.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I'm worn out just thinking about it. But if it happens,
I'm ready. Just guide that baby. That's all I can do.
The best I can do is help that baby stay safe. Okay,
will be good.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Catch it, don't let it hit the floor exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
You don't want to hear that noise.

Speaker 17 (30:28):
Elvis da Ran in the Morning show. Elvis da Wan
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Hey, I don't know why this keeps coming up, but
again I read something this morning about how a person
in a relationship can be considered toxic based on their
zodiac sign. Why is it still I can't believe this
is still the thing. But reading, of course, I read down.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
To Leo me right in how Toxic are You?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Leo's are all about themselves, so you'll likely find a
lot of one sidedness should you ever date one Leo's
narcissism stems from a deep seated self consciousness, so they
me I require an intense amount of reassurance and validation
for my partner. And still Leo's are bombastic in their arrogance,
which is annoying. That's not me at all, is it? Hello?

(31:28):
All right? So it starts out with Gemini Gemini men,
it says Gemini men are the most toxic of the
zodiac signs to date, and of course I'm married to
one because they just don't know what they want. As
a result of behaviors they display in romantic relationships are
often confusing, argumentative, manipulative, and codependent. They vacillate between complete

(31:49):
apathy and acting dangerously clinging. Gemini's will often play devil's advocate,
even if only to incite an argument. Whoa okay? Oh
is that all?

Speaker 22 (32:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yes, a little bit? Give me another one, give me one.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Towards guy?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, okay? Let me is a Brandon.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Trus He is a Taurus.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yes, Taurus men could be considered one of the most
stable signs to build a future with. They're generous, logical, determined,
and they know how to hustle. Don't let that fool you, though,
as Turismen can still be one of the most toxic
signs to date. A Taurus sometimes puts money and work
above their relationships interactions. This sign doesn't like conflict, so
they often they avoid, and they're dismissive when a problem arises.

(32:35):
Don't expect a Taris to be nurturing to your emotional needs.
With their stubborn nature, Taruses will rarely apologize or admit wrongdoing.
They're nearly impossible to level with, by the way, so
they're basically saying all star signs are toxic.

Speaker 8 (32:47):
Yeah, so everyone's terrible.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
They all give me another one. What does it say
about the Aquarius male? Is that you? That's me scary?
You are less so emotionally manipulative and more so emotionally unavailable. Gosh, aquarian,
Oh my god, scary, this is you on a cracker.
Aquarian men bottle up their feelings and emotions, making it

(33:12):
difficult to get to the root of any problem. Aquarian
men can come off cold and unaffectionate in their romantic relationships,
so it can be hard to develop a deep and
meaningful connection with one. You know, I just you know
what I'm hearing here? Everything I'm reading about every one
of these stars signs you could basically apply to each
and every one of us or the person we're with.
Of course, is this a mind screw? Then give me

(33:33):
another one.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
What about the Sagittarius man?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Sag SAGMN may seem chill, but that's because oftentimes they
just truly do not care. Sagittariuses are also loud mouthed.
You can always count on one to stir up trouble,
then sit back and watch the world burn while they
enjoy the popcorn.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
They deny any accountability and the drama they fuel, even
acting surprise or unfazed by the events that transpire because
of them.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
It's a tough feat to get a Sagittarius.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Man to calm down or to commit yikes.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
Wow, these are great.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
I would love to hear about the toxic women at
some point too.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Well. You could probably apply this to men and women
everyone these under these signs. I don't know. Look, you
know I always say it doesn't take much digging to
find fault with me. I will be the first to
admit that I'm not about to say that I'm perfect
or good at anything when it comes to relationships and communication,

(34:34):
and you know me, I expect people to read my mind.
I expect you to know what I'm thinking. I expect
you to act accordingly. If you don't, I snap at
you and get mad. That's who I am, you know,
I don't know. I basically just describe me. I have
a question, though, what's that?

Speaker 10 (34:50):
Why do they say like certain signs don't mix with
certain signs? Like why is that such a like? I
don't get that.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I don't understand the science behind it. But apparently there
is some science behind it because of your star and
their star and what time you're born and I don't know,
big deal in India, in in Indian, Okay, talk about
that then I'm gonna go to producer Sam. What's going
on in India?

Speaker 25 (35:10):
Nothing?

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Just when it comes to like matchmaking, your the house
of stars under which you were born is a huge deal.
I mean, they won't match certain people with other people
because they say, you guys are just not aligned. It's
just not going to work out. So when you're filling
out like these profiles, they look for it. And that
is a really big deal.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
M Well, I guess it gives you something to go on,
something to work on. Maybe look, but I'm not. Look
I'm reading all this stuff about Geminis, about Alex. I'm
not going to kick him out of my life because
of these these things are true. I love him, you know.
I'll deal with him as he deals with me, but
much less to deal with with me, if you think
about it. Cancer cancer put off a hard exterior, but

(35:50):
they tend to be emotional wrecks on the inside. Oh wow.
Dating one may seem sweet at first, as you'll be
one of the few they'll be totally vulnerable round, but
the constant melodrama you'll endure will soon turn it bitter.
Cancers are expert emotional manipulators. They love throwing themselves pity parties,
and you'll be at the top of the guest list.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
Oh god, Oh okay, I tell you what.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Rather than reading down all of these uh, feel free
to this website bold dot com. It's b O L
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What'd you say about?

Speaker 21 (36:29):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Nate? What are you saying about? What gandhis say? Nate? Nate? What? Nate?
What is your your sign? Because you're totally disconnected with
CUSP Oh, didn't I read capricorn? You read as Capricorn. Oh,
let's see if this is Nate ready. A Capricorn's attitude
may not be the most toxic, but it can rub

(36:51):
people in a negative way. Caps are judgmental pessimists, that
is Nate. They're not afraid to point out the people
and in situations that's you. How many times do I
have to tell you to lighten up on people? That true?
I do that. I do that to you a lot.
Capricorn men are smart, but they're no at all? Is
because of that? Who's more of a no at all?

(37:12):
It is?

Speaker 6 (37:13):
And they often think they're better than others. Who's more
than that than no?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Sometimes Nate's the kind of guy who always looks you
in the eye and says you know what your problem
is and tries to tell you what your problem is.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
Anyway, we're all being judged. Sorry about that. Once again,
it's bold dot com bo ld dot com.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Nate's idea. If you wanted to go with Gandhi's things
to list arrange marriages. Who wants to talk about that?

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Call me down?

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Oh, I'm telling that's a big thing with the arranged marriages.
The House of Stars is a huge deal on Indian Matchmaker.
I think that that was part of the thing that
they touched on. They did a lot of really weird
things in that show, but it's a big deal.

Speaker 21 (37:49):
You know.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
What to add to that point line three is Lee, Hey.

Speaker 26 (37:54):
My god, good morning.

Speaker 27 (37:56):
Oh my god, I can't believe I got through. I'm
so excited.

Speaker 21 (37:59):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Well, we love having you Lee talk about it. What
in this conversation is sparking a thought in your head?

Speaker 28 (38:06):
Because because I'm Chinese and Vietnamese and in our culture,
it's the same thing. Like they look at the Chinese
zodiac to see what signs match with you, and it's
really interesting because they'll say, like, if you're a tiger
sign and if you're a snake, they really don't get
along at all, so they don't match them together. So
I can totally understand where Gandhi's coming from. And so

(38:27):
I'm about pre arranged marriages. My parents were arranged, you know,
back like thirty almost forty years ago. Actually I just
turned forty, So wow, it's.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Working concept, But how did it work out for them?

Speaker 28 (38:41):
My parents still together, you know, forty years later. I
just turned forty, so they're hitting maybe forty two right now,
so going strong still, Well.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Look, Lee and Gandhi, I'm not about to say anything
that goes against the beliefs of the Asian culture. When
when it comes to star signs and pre arranged marriages,
this and that, it's the same time to sit here
and use the blanket philosophy saying if you're Leo, you
are this period. There's no way around it. So you
could be dismissing someone who's actually really great for you

(39:12):
because of what's written on a star sign, the description
I don't know, I don't know, but it is funny.
You heard me reading those things. Lee, give me what's
your star sign?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I'm a Libra?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Okay, did I read libra already? Okay, this is for
libra men, but I'm going to receee if it applies
to you.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Last on the list is.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
The Libra man. Libras usually maintain pretty healthy relationships, and
most of their negative characteristics are non threatening. Libra men
can be flirts due to their friendly nature, which may
drive you nuts if you're easily irked by that kind
of thing. Their flirtations are harmless, though, since libras are
also known to be extremely loyal to their significant others.
Likely the biggest concern with dating a libra is their loftiness.

(39:53):
You should expect to make most of the decisions in
this So is it difficult for you to make decisions
in a relationship? Lee?

Speaker 22 (40:00):
Totally.

Speaker 28 (40:00):
I am indecisive beyond belief, so I need someone to
make that decision. But I don't say it's flictatious.

Speaker 26 (40:06):
I just say I'm very friendly.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Which is fine with me.

Speaker 26 (40:12):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
What are your thoughts in this, Gandhi coming from?

Speaker 4 (40:19):
I totally get it, and I'm with you on all
of those things, and I also see where you're coming
from on the other side of it, saying, don't just
completely write somebody off because of a sign. However, when
the matchmakers get their little matchmaker hat on, there are
some big red flags and that's one of them.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
That's yes completely, And Sam, what was your thought?

Speaker 7 (40:38):
Well, something that I've learned is compared to nature, not nurture,
and we know nature and nurture are really important. None
of them exist without the other as far as who
a person is. So the stars and your zodiac sign
is just supposed to be kind of related to your
nature because of when you were born Having said that
a sagittary is born in one family is going to
be completely different than if that same person was born

(40:59):
in another their family. So it's not something that should
be totally written off. It's just a small insight as
to why a person might be rooted in a certain
way or.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
An a ska patch to get out of a relationship.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Got to go.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Hey, Lee, you have a beautiful day, and thank you
so much for listening.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
It's knowing. It's great knowing that you're out there listening
to us. Thank you so much. Uh, look, I'm not
going to be able to go down through all these
stars signs. If you want to read all all the
mean things about these stars signs, it's at a website
called bold dot com. B O L d E.

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Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Hey, what is this you're telling me about? Ask a gay?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
There are lots of questions apparently for gay people. Hashtag
questions for gays.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, it's nice, it's always why can we get this fixed?

Speaker 20 (41:58):
Listen?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Listen to my microphones, stay listen. It makes us all
this noise?

Speaker 4 (42:05):
What's going on there?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Ask a gay? Hey gay, how do you fix a
microphone that's loud? All right? So okay, so what are
some of the questions for Ask a gay?

Speaker 8 (42:14):
Do you want some good.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Ones or do you want some super stupid hole?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
No time for ask a gay?

Speaker 8 (42:18):
All right? This one?

Speaker 4 (42:22):
So if you are attractive and gay, if you look
at yourself naked, can you turn yourself on?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Okay? May I answer that?

Speaker 14 (42:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I have no way to answer that, because well, I'm
not that attractive. Nice trying now, ask a gay. Ask
another one.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
When a group of lesbians hang out, are they lesbros?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
That's a great idea. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
I'm not a lesbian. All right, this is not going well.

Speaker 8 (42:48):
You have no answers for me.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Ask a gay? Is failing, miserable? I'm gay that doesn't
know anything?

Speaker 5 (42:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Ask a gang? Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Okay, this is a more deep question. Is being gay
the hardest decision you ever made?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
It wasn't a decision? Uh huh. I don't think you
sit down and go should have to decide to be gay?
Should it be gay today?

Speaker 5 (43:07):
No?

Speaker 22 (43:07):
I was.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I was gay before I knew what gay was. Why
is that funny? It's true.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
No, I know, I'm just looking at some of these
ridiculous questions. Go ahead and ask a gay how do
you turn on a gay person or become gay?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I tell you don't become gay? And how do you
turn on a gay person if you're a straight person.
It's the same thing. Different people are turned on by
different things. There is no universal answer for that. Yes, straight,
Now I have a legitimate one. Ask a game.

Speaker 13 (43:33):
Okay, why why do you always criticize straight people and
their home lighting?

Speaker 8 (43:39):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Look, you know, I know, I gotta be honest. I
know gay people who have treacherous, treacherous, awful, deplorable homelighting. Okay,
so that's that's not a straight or gay thing.

Speaker 9 (43:50):
I only a gay would describe lighting as treacherous.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, that's my point. Why do you criticize it? But
that's not a fair question, because there's there are gay
people who have bad lighting to Okay, yeah, scary, ask
a gag.

Speaker 11 (44:02):
Standing at the men's room mural next to someone, do
you have a peak?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah? Absolutely, I would ask, By the way, I wouldn't. No,
I do not do that, you know, as a matter
of fact, as a gay. I actually try harder to
make it sure everyone knows I'm not looking at them
because I don't want them to feel uncomfortable. All right, Okay, Next,
ask a gag.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Go ahead from another person on Twitter. Why are gay
people the most dramatic people on the planet?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Why not? What do you want me to be?

Speaker 20 (44:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Straight, Natee. Why do you like the Golden Girls so much?
Because you know they're really cold gals like I want
to hang out with them? You love the Golden Girl,
You love the Golden Girls.

Speaker 13 (44:47):
I'm not gay, but I love the Golden Girls. But
it's a typically a gay man thing that they love
the Golden Girls, right.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Not one hundred percent sure that you're not gay? I
don't know.

Speaker 13 (44:54):
I'm a little, like I said, Kinsey Scales a little
sliding back.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
You're scary. Is Britney Spears really your spirit animal?

Speaker 16 (45:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
She's not.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Well that was another one here. Yes, okay, Why does
everyone loves share so much?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
She's fabulous? Look at her. She's been doing her going
out of business concert sale for twenty years and she's
still hitting it.

Speaker 9 (45:18):
What about Barbara streisand or Berry Madeline, Oh.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Well, Barbara Streisander. Yes, Barry Manelow kind of irritates me
a little bit. You're not a fanolo. I'm not a fanolo.
I used to be, but I met him once. He
was a very mean to me. Barry manel was really
he was very cranky. Anyway, Well, thank you for being
here for ask a gay. I love this segment too.
It's so silly because it's so funny what people ask,

(45:42):
because the questions are a little weird. Danielle, you didn't
ask a gay at all.

Speaker 10 (45:46):
I know plenty of gay stuff. I'm good, all good.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
All right, thank you very much.

Speaker 17 (45:52):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tap into.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
The phone tap, we roam scooy the letters, says dear Elvis.
A few weeks ago, my sister's trip to Rome was
canceled just before they boarded the plane because of horrible weather.
Her luggage was left on the plane, though it made
the trip back there and back anyway. That's nice. So
the airline ended up driving the luggage back to our

(46:18):
house when it arrived back at the airport. Why don't
we use this little nugget of information and phone tap
her charge her for the luggage delivery. Service. Let's see
how stressed out she gets what comes to us from
Lisa phone tapping her sister. Well, you know it's bad
enough her sister's trip was canceled. Then then she gets
phone tapped. Oh yeah, any wait, well, Scary Jones is

(46:40):
calling Lisa's sister Robin from the airline, trying to collect
as Lisa listens in. Later on, Robin's dad even gets
on the phone tap and he's phone tapped as well.
So let's listen into today's evil phone tap. I'm looking
for miss Reese. Please. My name is Rod Phillips. I'm
from the account's table at.

Speaker 11 (47:00):
Air Oh okay, I have this bill that I have
to get out to you.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Is it best that I send it through email? Or
should I mail it out?

Speaker 20 (47:08):
A bill for what?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Oh from the time that we dropped off your.

Speaker 14 (47:11):
Luggage, I'm being charged for the baggage service.

Speaker 11 (47:14):
Yeah, we did deliver a bag to your house from JFK.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Correct. How much is this still for? I think this
is something I'm gonna need to speak to my parents about.
There's nothing to speak to your parents about. This is.

Speaker 12 (47:28):
I just have your phone numbers so I'm able to
call you back.

Speaker 14 (47:30):
You can you can send the bill to that address.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
It sounds to me like you're trying to weasel your
way out of paying this.

Speaker 14 (47:35):
I'm not excuse me, sir, don't don't.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Speak to me that way.

Speaker 11 (47:39):
Oh no, but no, but it sounds like it. You
just mentioned that you have to talk to your parents
about something.

Speaker 14 (47:44):
Because I'm twenty one years old, I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Not like, oh that excuse I got you?

Speaker 11 (47:48):
Excuse me, So you're old enough to travel to Rome,
but you're not old enough to take responsibility for your
own finances.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
I'm going to be paying right now because be spoken
to expectually from someone who's put to be in charge
of a department for entire Eraand.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I told you should get work to call her back.

Speaker 14 (48:12):
If you do not stop calling me, I will call
the police for harassment.

Speaker 11 (48:15):
Are you ready to talk about this or are you
going to run away from your problems because that sounds
like that's.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
What you're doing.

Speaker 23 (48:21):
All I'm telling you right now is to mail the
build my house and I'll take care of it.

Speaker 26 (48:25):
It doesn't matter to you.

Speaker 20 (48:26):
Why I should speak to my parents or not.

Speaker 23 (48:28):
It's none of your business.

Speaker 14 (48:29):
All you have to do is mail the build my house.

Speaker 11 (48:31):
Why can't you confront your own issues and like talk
to me right now?

Speaker 26 (48:35):
I spoke to you and I have never spoken to you, spoken.

Speaker 21 (48:39):
With to you like that ever by a professional, so
it appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
If you can't speak to me respectfully, then I don't
want to speak to you.

Speaker 23 (48:47):
I'll speak to someone else from your department.

Speaker 22 (48:49):
Okay.

Speaker 29 (48:50):
But all I'm telling you my financial matters are something
that I consult my parents about.

Speaker 26 (48:55):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (48:56):
I shouldn't have to explain that to you.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
So your parents handle your finance? Are they put you
through college too?

Speaker 21 (49:02):
I don't need to answer these questions. I am extremely responsiful.

Speaker 23 (49:06):
I took care of all of the plans to set myself.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Okay, maybe I should call you a way ambulance.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I'm going to.

Speaker 23 (49:13):
Ring up now.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Excuse do you not call my daughter again?

Speaker 20 (49:19):
If I get a little more puncal from me right now,
there's going to be a whole certain place for harassments
and your job is going to be on the line.
Why do you need to find out for my daughter
why she has to talk to me? Why if any
of that your business?

Speaker 11 (49:32):
Because she was acting like a little brat on the phone.

Speaker 20 (49:35):
It's not a little brass she is an honor student
with top grades in college. She speaks respectfully to people
unless they're not speaking respectfully to her. And by the way,
this is harassments. I will make sure that somebody in
the airline sees this record. How many phone calls you
placed and not leaving her alone? Whether she speaks to
her parents or not is none of your business.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Did she not come crying to her father? Was I
not correct? Thank you? She has had the right.

Speaker 20 (50:01):
To call her father. Your job will be on the line,
and believe me, I have the power to do it.

Speaker 11 (50:07):
My name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. And your daughter Lisa is playing a phone
tap on both you and rob by daughter.

Speaker 20 (50:15):
Pulling a joke on me.

Speaker 22 (50:16):
Oh you back you okay?

Speaker 20 (50:18):
Remember that dinner I promised you ad on Cancun that
you can have with your boyfriend and I'll pay for it.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yes, thank you, well, bread.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
And water Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (50:29):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 17 (50:32):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
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Speaker 1 (50:50):
Pete, I'm gonna get into a conversation intern Caitlyn than
you can you visit right? Yeah, Intern Caitlyn did something
that just kind of throws me off. Oh she was Hi, Caitlin,
come on in. Welcome to the show now, she says. Recently,

(51:11):
I was reading her weekly assignment. I was talking to
this guy we'll call him. Can I use his name? Kyle?

Speaker 8 (51:18):
It's made up?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Okay. Anyway, I was talking to Kyle and was going
really well. We only knew each other for a little while,
but he wasn't being weird or anything or annoying, and
I thought that was a good sign. But I made
one fatal mistake of not asking when his birthday was
or what his zodiac sign is. Are you one of
those yes, Okay, I'm one of those people that genuinely

(51:40):
cares about someone's zodiac sign. Why would I waste my
time with someone if I hate their zodiac sign. I
just shouldn't. I just shouldn't. So when I learned he
was a Virgo, a sign that I refused to date,
I stopped talking to him. His number deleted, conversation ended.
It's over. I have two many Virgos in my life,

(52:01):
and I've had a few negative experiences with them in
the past. I just don't like them. There are eleven
other signs in the universe. Kyle had to be a
virgo no things. Honestly, though, I feel like I'm doing
the right thing here. I'm protecting myself.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Really, No, you're not.

Speaker 10 (52:14):
What if he was the one?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Well, we'll never know.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Yeah, and I don't want to risk that because.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
What was your what's your problem with virgos? What has
happened with other virgos that has just burned you? Caitlin.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Honestly, it goes back years that I can't give a
specific example, but every time something negative has happened with
a person, it's like, oh, they're a virgo.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Wow. Of course.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Also, my mom's a Virgo and she's definitely listening right now.
So I'm sorry, Mom, but I just don't want to
beta virgo. Like there's so many other signs.

Speaker 15 (52:50):
I just think this whole thing is crap. I'm sorry,
you can't do this, you can't do that. It's it's
made up, all right?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
You know who are we? You know what I'm saying.
If this is Caitlyn's thing, it's Caitlyn's thing. If you
already have it set up in your mind. It's gonna fail.
It's gonna fail, so it's done. Yeah, yeah, Gandhi, But Caitlyn.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
What's what is your sign?

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Taurus? Oh?

Speaker 8 (53:16):
Would you feel weird if a.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Guy was talking to you and then you told him
you were a Taurus and he was like, oh, I'm done,
I can't deal it. You're terrible, You're awful. Well, that
would make me a hypocrite. So no, because you'd be
okay with it.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Yeah, because I respect that, and I think a lot
of people have bad it's like sort of negative connotations
with different signs, Like a lot of people hate geminis
or I hate virgos, so yeah, it's a personal preference.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
RGOs. You just don't want to be with them. It's
around now.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
I am a friends with a lot of virgos, so
I just don't want to date one.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Okay, all right, it's it's it's gonna fail, so let
it go, yes, Producer Sam, See.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
We have to realize that these are like average things.
So in the morning, when we say your days is seven,
that's an average of let's say all Leo throughout.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Okay, it's just an average thing.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
So I do think you might be selling yourself a
little short by just blocking off an entire sign because
it's just an average. It's not a promise. And I
do believe in that stuff, and I am a virgo.
So we'll talk later. But I think you are cutting
off a little bit of your life that maybe you
don't have to.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Yeah, but it's only a like one out of twelve,
so it's not true good experience.

Speaker 8 (54:24):
And this is the only reason it's.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Amazing you call it. You know, you could be superstitious,
you could you know, you could be anyway. We all
have these quirks, and we all have these things we
believe in. I wouldn't fight it. I would say, you
know what you're going with your gut. You're going with
the way you feel the universe is telling you to go.
Don't question it, leave it alone. Thank you. So are

(54:45):
you're limiting all virgos.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
From my dating life?

Speaker 8 (54:48):
Yes, dating life, But I'll be friends with them.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
You'll be friends with a virgo. Yeah, And even then
you expect, you expect awful things to happen with your friendship,
like they're gonna use you, they're gonna piss you off.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
I mean, I have blamed certain things my friends have
done on the fact there of hergo but I let
it side.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Okay, Well, wait a second, does Kyle know why you
cut him off? Or did you just ghost him altogether?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
I ghosted.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
You are master, Caitlin.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Do you believe the earth is flat? Too? Seriously? No, Well,
we're not here to insult her. I just okay, so
I have a little bit of a problem with this way.
By the way, you're acting a little too sassy.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
He's real mad.

Speaker 13 (55:26):
About ten years ago, I went on a date with
a girl and fifty best date ever.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
I'm great on a first date. I admit it. I'm
really good on a first date. According to you, it
was a great date. It was. It was fantastic.

Speaker 13 (55:37):
She was into me, laughing at every joke, even the
ones that weren't funny. And then she goes, why, hey,
it's your boy's your birthday? I said, ge anyway, She goes,
are you a Capricorn? I said, yeah, totally shut down.
Date ended about five minutes later, never heard from her again.
Good stop talking to me because I'm a Capricorn.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Let it go, really let it go.

Speaker 8 (55:56):
That is one of the most capricorn things I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Explain that Caitlin, what do you mean by that?

Speaker 8 (56:03):
I mean Capricorn's.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
I feel like this would to be super hard working,
but I think they're very hard headed and very like
self absorbed, and like this is how long ago is
a state? Ten years ten years ago, and you're still
hold this anger, and I think you need to let
that go.

Speaker 10 (56:21):
Ye are very smart.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I find Kaitlin on top of her guy, I'll just
go talk to Emily.

Speaker 20 (56:26):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Emily, Hi, Yeah, so you're a virgo and refuse to
date aries? Why is de Emily?

Speaker 27 (56:35):
Well? I agree that I think zodiac signs are real,
and I would refuse to date an aries because they're
abrasive and everyone i've met has just is just mean
and they make me feel not good. So I agree.
But also I wanted to say that virdos and tauruses
are actually very compatible, so it would be weird. I

(56:56):
guess that she thinks virgos are non datable.

Speaker 8 (56:59):
Emily, my aries, I'm not mean.

Speaker 22 (57:02):
There you go proof not maybe mean, but just embrace it.

Speaker 10 (57:07):
I'm not me.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I'm not never Emily, thank you very much. I don't know,
I don't know look me personally, not that you've asked,
but I'll tell you, I don't. I don't see for
me the sense into eliminating someone from the dating pool
if there is a certain sign. But as I've said before,

(57:30):
if that's your thing, it should be respected. I get it,
because virgos with you are doomed from the from the
from the beginning. So why you even think about it?

Speaker 10 (57:39):
So I don't even even if it was a positive
experience in your head, you're gonna already make it a negative.
It's not worth it.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
That's not worth it. Poor Kyle.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
You didn't even send him a text like sorry, it's
your sign that it's amazing, not you, like he just
got ghosted.

Speaker 8 (57:54):
He's probably sitting there.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
You know Ali Gold, who does our social beautifully, she'll
anyone's sloppy seconds. What is your sign?

Speaker 10 (58:08):
I'm a virgo and I'm wondering, like, is this why
I'm single?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
No, that's why you're not dating Caitlin. Maybe one of
the reasons I don't.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
It's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Look, if I don't want to, I don't want to
date someone because of something the late, their nose points
to the left or something that's my thing. It's okay.
And now all people with noses pointed to the left.
Don't get mad at.

Speaker 9 (58:33):
What texted Sheldon, and he says, no, Daniel's never abrasive, ever, never, ever, never.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
You know what.

Speaker 11 (58:40):
Really sucks here is that people complain NonStop how hard
it is to find a good person.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Why we prejudging?

Speaker 11 (58:47):
You're eliminating potential guys that can have great characteristics and
things to offer.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
You think you do understand that, right, you understand that, right?

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Yeah, but how do you know I can't find that
same type of person that's a pisces or something.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Yeah, you don't seem to be sweating it.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
She's okay, relax, don't yuck her.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yum, I'm not gonna poo poo in your cocu. Yeah, please,
thank you.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
Let's go talk to Taylor. Hi, Taylor, what's going on?

Speaker 13 (59:17):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (59:18):
Now you're a Gemini, yes, but you don't act like one.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (59:24):
No?

Speaker 29 (59:25):
Well, I work with two other geminis at my job,
and the one she says that geminis are more like
kind of like emotionless. I literally cry everything, like I
feel like I feel like I'm nice, and like I'm not.
I'm afraid to tell people I'm a because I'm afraid
that they're gonna automatically like hate me and judge me.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
People like Caitlin the judger, the judger of what virgos?
Who do you hate?

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Yeah, look Taylor, just because you don't fit that Gemini profile?
Uh do you believe this stuff?

Speaker 21 (01:00:00):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I mean, do you eliminate people from your life because
of their their astrological sign?

Speaker 23 (01:00:06):
Kind of?

Speaker 14 (01:00:07):
But I don't.

Speaker 29 (01:00:08):
I don't stress about it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah. See Kaitlyn doesn't seem stressed. It's just like a
matter of fact, I'm not going to date you. You're
a virgo. All right, thanks for calling. What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
I just got a note handed to me saying Scary
made a stink about how he really wanted to date
a sagittary.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
No, how you won't date Oh, how you won't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Date a sagittary Scorpio a scorpio?

Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
Excuse me? So listen, don't you throw stink over there?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Wait a second? No, but certain they're a fiery zodiac sign,
and Kaitlin knows wrong with scorpios. We're just fine.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
Now.

Speaker 11 (01:00:34):
You know that they're very jealous, they're very passionate in
the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
But but you know that there's too much information from you.
I don't understand. You're a little hypocritical because you said,
just a moment ago, by eliminating people because of their sign,
you're you're, you're, it's silly. But now you're saying you're
eliminating sagittary. She's only eliminating virgos, not scorpios. Scorpio. I
would be agreed with you on io. That's wrong with
my wife, Lisa, she's a scorpio.

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
Oh, well, stepped in that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
I do in the other direction, and I warned people
when I meet them, like, just so you know I'm
a sagittarius, because then anything I do that's bad from
that point on, I have a reason. It's because I'm
a sagittarius.

Speaker 10 (01:01:12):
It's not my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Just to let you know, Kaitlin, some very very datable virgos,
Ryan Phelippe and Tom Hardy and Nick Jonas. Oh they're
all married in never mind, you couldn't have them anyway.
It's okay, I like.

Speaker 10 (01:01:25):
Someone, but you're being in airy's trying to be nice.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Now, don't do anything that's nice to yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Don't listen to it. Best of luck. Thanks for coming in, Kaylin. Everybody,
you're virgo, need not apply.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
I want to see what we actually look like.

Speaker 23 (01:01:39):
Well, wack go, very princess that resides over the pits
of hell.

Speaker 17 (01:01:43):
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Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
Line five is Renee. Now Renee you dj a weddings?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Correct?

Speaker 26 (01:02:01):
Yeah, good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
So you see, well, good morning. You see everything because
you're you're there, you have advantage point. You see everything, right,
I do.

Speaker 13 (01:02:11):
I've seen.

Speaker 21 (01:02:11):
I've seen a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
So what have you seen that really sticks out as
your headline?

Speaker 26 (01:02:18):
Okay? So yeah, I have the story of the century.
So we were djaying a wedding and the bride family
and the groom's family did not get off. So, uh,
everything is very tense. You can feel it in the air.
Comes time to cut the cake, and when the bride
goes to feed the groom the piece of cake, she

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ducks out of the way and the bridesmaids catch the
groom in the face with whipped cream, a pie sholl
full of whip cream. So everybody goes crazy, ha ha ha.
The grandmother falls on the whipped cream and breaks a hip. Everything,
everything has to stop until the ambulance gets there and

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takes care of Grandma. So that definitely changes the mood
as well. So a little bit later in the ladies
room and I am very startled. The mother of the
groom has the bride cornered in the lady's room and
is berating her. I mean ugly, ugly words. It was

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just it was one of the craziest weddings. It's that
wedding that when we're talking to friends and or we
talk to somebody and they're getting married, it's like, oh
my gosh, that wedding. It was crazy and stop it
all off. Yeah, So we always gave the option, you know,

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depending on how things were going at the end of
the night, if they wanted to extend an hour, we
would be more than willing to extend an hour. So
we were like, let's just get the heck out of here.
We do not want to be here anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Oh, I can't imagine the uncle.

Speaker 26 (01:04:09):
The uncle of the groom comes up and says, how
much is it going to cost me to extend an hour? Yeah,
unfortunately we're contracted until eleven. Yeah, we're done.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
You know, there's gotta be a lot of weddings you've
done where you actually physically ran out people. I don't know,
there's I don't get it.

Speaker 30 (01:04:30):
It seems like a wedding is it's a festive, fun
occasion and you shouldn't be there if you don't want
to be there, and if you're going rip everyone's dreams,
tear their dreams apart at their wedding.

Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
Well, look, thanks for listening to today.

Speaker 28 (01:04:45):
Thanks your story, Thank you you too, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
A text. At a friend's wedding, one of the groom's
mother became hysterical and crying so upset because two men
were getting married. They had to take her to the
children's crying room in the church. You could hear her
crying down the hall.

Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
Wow, okay, oh, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
People are just unhinged. Yes, scary that.

Speaker 11 (01:05:10):
I used to be a waiter at a catering hall that
housed several weddings at the same time. Well, apparently there
was bad blood between someone a groom at one of
the weddings, and I think maybe a friend of the
bride the bride'smaid at the other wedding, and they realized
they were in the same venue on the same day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Anyway, fights spilled out onto the street.

Speaker 11 (01:05:32):
They went out onto the streets of Brooklyn on Emmons Avenue.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
I'll never forget this.

Speaker 11 (01:05:37):
And both weddings spilled out and they were like a
huge brawl like you would see like a crazy like
hockey fight going on outside in the street outside.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
No, I don't understand.

Speaker 9 (01:05:49):
I see that when you I guess, if you pay
for the wedding of the bride or groom, that you
feel like your input is needed or wanted, or that
it's warranted, But it's really not. You had your wedding day,
hopefully a long time ago. Now it's the bride and
groom's wedding day, and you need to let them have
their day and do what they want to do and
just sit down and just hush. It's not about you,

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and people need to understand that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
I agree. I agree. I know. It's just so sad.
But when people start acting up like starting you start yelling,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. Someone just said a
text I'm supposed to get married to. You're giving me anxiety.
Oh sorry, No, no, no, there's a very good there's a
very good chance you're gonna be fine.

Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
It's gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Christy from Ohio went to a wedding where the bride
and the new mother in law got into an argument
over the centerpieces. The mother in law paid for the
centerpieces and wanted to take one home, but the bride
wasn't having it, resulting in the brother of the bride
punching the new mother in law in the face.

Speaker 31 (01:06:47):
It was wid Oh my god, hell no, let the
flowers know people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Yeah. I anyway, h m Joe on line twenty four.
Let's see what happened to Joe at the wedding.

Speaker 22 (01:07:03):
Hey Joe, Hey, I can't believe we're in with you. Guys,
Well you are.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
I hope you're in a good space today. So you
went to a wedding and was.

Speaker 22 (01:07:14):
Actually I worked it. I worked a wedding and I
was serving vegetables on our plate and we would put
we were string beans and potato, so opposite size of
the table. The other guy does meatfish whatever I do
to vegetables. And the lady was so drunk she put
her hands right in the vegetables and just helped herself.

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And I'm like, ma'am, you cannot do that, And she
ended up stabbing me with her fork and screaming at me.
They had to call the top. It was it was.
It was just funny as hell.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
No, that's not funny. Were you bleeding?

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
That's funny as hell.

Speaker 22 (01:07:50):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I had four holes in my hands.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Oh my god. It's just because he was drunk, right,
it was a drinking thing.

Speaker 22 (01:08:02):
Yeah, yeah, it was a drinking thig. But I just
can't believe a mom with you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
Well, I'm glad you are, you know, So what's your day?
What's your day all about today?

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Joe?

Speaker 22 (01:08:12):
Well, I do furniture repair and I'm in Philly right now.
So yeah, that's about it, not too too much, not
like you guys cheering everybody else and making everybody's day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Well, thank you, I appreciate that. But let me ask
you something about what you do. You do furniture repair.
What is the number one furniture repair job that you
have to do?

Speaker 22 (01:08:34):
Probably mechanisms because people are always breaking the chairs, and
leather repairs, which I just did this morning, right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Leather repairs and mechanisms.

Speaker 22 (01:08:44):
All right, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
I just wanted to know. I'm very curious, you know,
everyone everyone has their own their own gig, their own
thing they do, and I love being curious about what
I don't know how to do. I could never repair
a piece of furniture. I can't even I could barely
sit on furniture, you know what I'm saying. But anyway,
so mechanism for thirty years. So a mechanism. Would that

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be like the the guts of a lazy boy chairs? Whatever?

Speaker 20 (01:09:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Stuff?

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
Is that a mechanism?

Speaker 22 (01:09:11):
Oh yeah, yep. It's all the all everything that makes
it recline.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Oh man, there's nothing worse than not being able to
recline in your lazy boy. That's why mechanism is a
very important job.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
You're a very you are an essential worker.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
We appreciate it. Thanks for listening to us, Joe. I
appreciate it very much.

Speaker 22 (01:09:27):
Thank you, guys. I can't tell you how how good
it feels to talk to you guys is very very good.
I really like to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
To you too. And I'm hoping that the fork wound,
that fork wound went away. Thank you. Joe Online twenty
three is excel. Good morning, Excel, Hi, good hello, talk.

Speaker 21 (01:09:48):
To you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Oh thank you. You hear that, Daniel. People do like it.
Daniel didn't think any would like to.

Speaker 10 (01:09:54):
It's so sweet than you.

Speaker 27 (01:09:56):
I love you day.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Well, you're about to make our show even better. Tell
us your story. You're at a wedding and something really
weird happened.

Speaker 21 (01:10:06):
Yes, So in the middle of the groom, you know,
saying it's vows, they were so sweet. She the bride
you know, stopped him and she's like, I have to
stop you. And then she told him that the baby
that he thought for two years wasn't his, and she

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like yeah, and she kind of was like shaky.

Speaker 26 (01:10:30):
He was crying. He just walked out and like we
none of.

Speaker 21 (01:10:34):
Us knew what to do. We just kind of just like, okay,
So it was the wedding over. Are we going to
go drink after?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Oh? Okay? Story?

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
So were you friends with the groom, friends with the bride?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
And who you were you friends with?

Speaker 26 (01:10:47):
I was on the groom side.

Speaker 21 (01:10:49):
Yes, that was my now fiance's best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
And so she said during the vows, I can't get
I cannot move forward with this wedding with you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
I've got to tell you something, the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
This child is not a child, right.

Speaker 21 (01:11:03):
But she actually kind of wanted to stay with him.
She just wanted him to know. First, I don't know
how she thought that that was gonna work out, but
the way she was talking, she was like insinuating that
she wanted it to work out. But I think he
just gave up.

Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
That is just not a good place to do. That was.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
That's awful.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
So he walked out and did not He didn't come
back in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
That was it.

Speaker 21 (01:11:30):
No, And then my now fiance he went into like
this back room was like consoling him, but he didn't
come out. He didn't show face. My fiance tells me
that he was like he drank the whole bottle, like
of liquor.

Speaker 23 (01:11:45):
He was just done.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Wow, So what do you do? Like, like like you
just said, if you're out there just witnessing this, you're
all looking at each other like, uh, do we leave?
Maybe assuming that.

Speaker 26 (01:12:04):
You leave, you have to leave afterwards.

Speaker 21 (01:12:08):
Afterwards, I was waiting. I had no choice because my
fiance was his best friend and a groomsman's they kind
of stuck around. I stuck around, but I was definitely shrinking.

Speaker 26 (01:12:18):
At the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Yeah, Well, did anyone stand up and make an announcement
like obviously, we thank you for coming, but this is
not going to I mean, or did people just leave.

Speaker 6 (01:12:31):
Did How did it play out?

Speaker 21 (01:12:32):
The maid of honor? Yeah, the maid of honor was like, okay,
so why don't we just go to the bar, And
she was trying to make everything so cheery, like she
thought like everything was going to be like the back
to Home five minutes, but it never happened. We just
kind of just hung out at a bar for the.

Speaker 26 (01:12:47):
Rest of the night.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
What do you think, Condy, did everyone get to get
their presence back? Because that would be my main concern, like, well,
taking going home.

Speaker 21 (01:12:57):
I'm sure that he gave it back. He was a
He's a very honest and honorable man on all.

Speaker 26 (01:13:04):
I mean, we all kind of knew it, though.

Speaker 21 (01:13:06):
I mean there was something weird, like they're both white
and their son looked very mixed, so oh my goodness, yeah,
I mean, come.

Speaker 10 (01:13:17):
Up, really really, that's just I mean, okay, now, I know, okay,
I am taking back feeling bad for this guy at
all now because if they are both white as snow
and this kid didn't look that same way and his
suspicion wasn't raised, I am taking.

Speaker 22 (01:13:40):
Back feeling be true.

Speaker 21 (01:13:44):
I think he really.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
The thing is is that's not the time, nor is
it the place for this all to be discovered. You know,
it's just not there.

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
I agree that that was really a crappy thing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
The whole thing is as crappy anyway, thank you for
coming on the show, excel. I have a beautiful day.

Speaker 21 (01:14:01):
Okay, so much for having me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
It's a pleasure meeting. That's great.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
I mean it's not great.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Text message. I'm an m C and DJ. I had
to get the bride and groom from the bridal suite
when I walked in and found them shooting Heroin into
their arms. And I have to have to walk into
the banquet hall in the and they're both hies a
kite rigging up before you walk into your wedding. Oh

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my goodness, this is gonna be great here do this.

Speaker 9 (01:14:38):
You thought your wedding was a crap show. Your wedding
was come completely normal compared to all this other crap
going on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Oh my god, Hey, this.

Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
Is Taylor Swiths this, you know, listening to Elvis Duran

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Let me ask you guys a question. Is there anything
you're watching that you haven't shared with us or the
room because you just want it to be yours? Oh
because I have something I've been watching.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Well, I'm not going to tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Oh well, no, the point of the conversation is what
we do for a living.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Or if you if you're listening to us and you
hang out with your friends, you know, you share things
all the time. It's conversation, it's you back and forth,
banter or whatever. There are some things in life that
can be just hours like it's mine. It's like I
watch this show because it's mine. Is it controversial? No
not at all? No, no, no, no, no, there's you don't
read anything into it. There's nothing I'm embarrassed about. It's

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just sometimes we don't have to always live a life
that's an open book. That's all I'm saying, What God
did I do that?

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Sometimes with like clothing, or if I have something cool
in my apartment and people keep asking like, oh, where'd
you get that? Where'd you get that?

Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
I'll be like, I don't know, just.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Because I don't want everyone to have it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
I used to say that too scary. Would you get
that shirt?

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:16:05):
Yeah, but you have to to some people because they'll
run right out and buy it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Why wouldn't you share though, because I don't want you
to wear my shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
It's mine.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
It's gonna no, it's gonna be on.

Speaker 10 (01:16:14):
I have one friend though, that we buy the same
of everything, Like if she has it, I usually have it,
either in a different color, or we share, or sometimes
we buy a joint shirt, like we'll both like the
shirt and I'll go, I'll buy it, and then you
borrow when you want it, and then she'll do it
the next time. So we do that with each other.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
What's up? Frog? I do that with dinner sometimes, so
I'll be I'll go to dinner with somebody and no, go, so,
what are you ordering? I'll lie because I don't want
them to order what I'm gonna order.

Speaker 9 (01:16:39):
I'll say, oh, because I because order something different, order
what I'm gonna get. So I'll just say, yeah, I'm
gonna get this, and they'll so then when the when
they when the server comes over, I'm like, you go first,
Then they order and then boom, my change my order.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Why didn't you say that's what you were getting? Okay,
let's let's hold on. Let's let's dissect this. What is
wrong with us ordering this same thing? What is wrong?
I don't want you to order it because I ordered it.
Why does it matter what I'm ordering? Well, no, no, no,
why does what I'm ordering change your order?

Speaker 10 (01:17:08):
And I kind of don't want you to order the
same thing because I want to taste what you have.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Keep your fork out of the plate first of all.
See that's my point right there. But this is a
thing where people and I'm go, I think we're all
maybe guilty of it. At some point. It's like, well,
I'm not going to order that. If you're gonna order that,
well why not? If you both want it, why why
don't you order what you want? It may just so
happen to be the same thing. No, No, I want
to get what you want. I don't want you to
know what I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:17:33):
Having because then I don't want it to reflect on
what you're going to order. And number two, like Danielle said,
you're not putting your COVID ritten fork into my food.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
No not.

Speaker 10 (01:17:42):
You just cut it and put it on my plate
first before we start eating, and we share that way.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Okay, okay, sharing a side, let's say no sharing allowed, Okay,
just for the sake of the conversation. If I say
I want a cheeseburger, and I ordered a cheeseburger and
you originally wanted a cheeseburger? Will you now change your
order because you don't want to order what I ordered?

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
I don't understand.

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
This is the dubbest crap ever.

Speaker 9 (01:18:03):
I don't want you to know what I'm having, so
I do. There is that little bit of anxiety where.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
I want to answer my question.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
If I order a cheeseburger and you originally we're going
to order one, will you then still order a cheeseburger
or will you order something different? No, I'll find something
else on the fly. Why can't we enjoy bonamas, enjoy
what we originally wanted? I don't understand.

Speaker 10 (01:18:23):
It can tell me, isn't part of the conversation too?
When you sit down and you're looking through the menu,
you all go like, oh, what are you thinking? What
are you going to order? Like it's part of the
whole process.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
It can be Nah, okay, I'm not going to discer
I'm going to give you the don't show you your
hand until you order it. Thank you. I don't understand
why two people can't enjoy the same dish at lunch.
I don't understand that makes if you think about it,
it really makes no sense.

Speaker 9 (01:18:49):
You can, but I don't want you to do it
because I'm doing it. I don't want you to go Oh,
it's just simple. I'll order what you get. I don't
want you to do that. I want you to put
a little more effort into what we're eating.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
You, I'm weird on yourn as a child, but you
but you're not getting my question though. I'm not not
talking about copying you. Why would you not order cheeseburger
if that's what you your taste but just wanted, just
because I already ordered one.

Speaker 9 (01:19:19):
I don't want to sit there and eat the same
thing I.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Want to I want to stop. Stop answer me? Why
why do you not want us to eat the same thing?

Speaker 9 (01:19:28):
Because I want us both to have a different culinary
experience at the restaurant, and I both eat the same thing,
or we might as well just eat off each other's plate.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
We could have ordered one thing and share it. Oh no, no,
I want you order what you get.

Speaker 9 (01:19:39):
I'm ordering something different and we'll be able to compare
our two meals and talk about how great they are separately.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
That is hogwash, no scary. Do you think I'm crazy?
Scary or do you agree.

Speaker 11 (01:19:49):
I've noticed it with drinks though I don't know about
the food portion. But when you want to drinks, you
ever have like somebody like, oh that sounds good, I'll
have that, and everybody has the same cocktail. When I
think there should be diverse around the room.

Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
I want food diversity. That's what I wanted to take.
I want than what I have next drink, the next round.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
I may want that. Why do you all have in
the sun? You have to agree? Isn't it a little
strange that you know I'm gonna you go to the
bar tender. Don't let everyone know what I'm worry. I
know I want a Moscow mule, and don't let anyone know.
I don't want them to have it. I want this mine.
I want to own the Moscow mule in the bar
right now. It makes no sense to me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
We are being god mad just because it's ruins the
Instagram picture that he's gonna post if everyone has the
same drink.

Speaker 11 (01:20:38):
Right because when you do the boomerang with the drink click,
you want all the different drinks coming together.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
All the colors. You don't you don't want somebody to change.

Speaker 11 (01:20:45):
Their order after they made the order, and it's like,
you know what, that sounds good, I'm gonna switch.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
My order to that. I don't get it. I don't
get it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Why don't we think about this way? Order what you want?

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
I do?

Speaker 9 (01:20:56):
But in my mind, I have two orders, so in
case you order something, I'm gonna then I'll order the second.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Fine, fine, do that. Do that.

Speaker 10 (01:21:02):
You're not going to change his mind. So I don't
know why we're born.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
You're right, You're right. It's I'm trying to understand why
I'm not Yeah, yeah, gandhi what froggy?

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
So do you always insist on ordering last? Because what
if you order first?

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
And what I won't order first?

Speaker 9 (01:21:18):
If you yep, but if you ever go to if
you ever, if we if you ever noticed when we
go to dinner, I won't order first. I will always
order last. And I do it to sound like I'm
being polite. I'm like, no, no, you go ahead and order first,
you order for I don't want to be first.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
We got a movie.

Speaker 10 (01:21:30):
Now we know it's because you're a jackass.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
You knew that anyways, Well, scary, I bet knowing scary,
I bet scary dies a little inside. When we all
order the same thing, Oh my.

Speaker 11 (01:21:39):
God, it kills me because I want to see how
well the chef or the restaurant prepares that dish and
that dish and that dish.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
I want to see.

Speaker 6 (01:21:46):
I'm you're not going to use my taste budgets your experiment.

Speaker 11 (01:21:51):
I just I like to see the versity of the table.
It's just a little thing that I have.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Going on in my head. You both have that thing
going and I know, but okay, fine, but from now on,
I'm gonna order first. I don't give a rant ask
what you order. I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:22:04):
My only problem is when you go to dinner with Scary,
he orders one of everything on the menu, so there's
pretty much nothing less to orders only when I'm paying.

Speaker 10 (01:22:20):
I love how frustrated Elvis gets though, He's just like,
what what? What else can we say about it?

Speaker 6 (01:22:25):
I just I'm trying to get into the psychology of wine.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Don't you think the restaurant makes fun of you like this?

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
I don't think they care. They don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Look at this table. They are the same thing. A
bunch of assholes. Okay, we have a couple of calls
lined up. Let's go to line twenty and Sherry and
then oh my god, Emily, we have to get your
to your call. But I'm gonna question you why you're
saying such nice things. But first, Sherry, Sherry, you agree

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with Froggy, right?

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
I do.

Speaker 26 (01:22:59):
I thought I was alone on this, but I have
to agree team Froggy with this one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Why why can you not have the same thing someone
else is having.

Speaker 26 (01:23:08):
I kind of feel like it's everything he's saying, like
there needs to be some difference on the table. And honestly,
if I don't like mine, you know, there might be
a chance to try something different. Hell no, yeah, I
also if when we're ordering, I'll say no, no, no, it's
cool you go first. I'm still trying to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Yes, I do think all right, okay, so I'm going
to go ahead and be open minded and say there
are those who order like that and those who doped.

Speaker 6 (01:23:39):
I'm one who doesn't. You are one that does.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
We can still enjoy our dinner. I'm going to order first, though,
and you know what, you may have wanted that cheeseburger,
but now you're not going to get to enjoy cheeseburger
because I ordered.

Speaker 6 (01:23:49):
One and it's mine.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
I own the cheeseburger category at the table, no one
else can come in my lane.

Speaker 10 (01:23:54):
Next time we all go out with Froggy, not one
of us is going to open our mouths until he orders.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
I know because I have a long night at that
table him Billow, Thank you, Sherry, good luck ordering. Next time,
have a dry day. And finally, in line twenty fours, Emily,
let's switch gears here. Hello Emily, Hi guys, good morning, well,
good morning. I'm so sorry you had to sit on
hold during all that crap, but that's all right. I

(01:24:20):
want we saw your text and we wanted to get
you on the air because we want to see how
you're doing. I know that you're on your way to
pick up your husband at the hospital today. Obviously he's alive.

Speaker 23 (01:24:33):
Yeah, he's doing well, but it has just been the
week from hell. He he had a major bowel obstruction. Unfortunately.
Sorry you're eating breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
And while that was all.

Speaker 23 (01:24:46):
Happening, my daughter also broke her arm.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Oh god.

Speaker 23 (01:24:49):
So it's just it's been a week and you guys
have kept me laughing, and I just I really really
appreciate it, you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
Know what, And your daughter broke her leg, you said
or arm.

Speaker 23 (01:24:58):
She broke her arm into said she was racing with
her cousins and she lost, so she fell And I
got a call from my mother in law when I
was sitting in the hospital with my husband, telling me
that she was on her way to the emergency room
with her.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
At any point, at any point, did you look up
in this guy and go, Hello, why are you doing
this to me right now? You know? I hope you're okay? Yeah,
kind of.

Speaker 26 (01:25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:25:24):
We my husband and I we met when we were
in the hospital, actually when we were four years old,
so I knew it was I was signing up for
when when I married him. So we're used to it.
But it doesn't get any easier.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Well, look, you know everyone's going through their thing right now.
You know everyone's going through and you definitely are going
through a thing or two this week. I hope that
you can find a moment to find a corner in
the house to take a deep breath and just take
care of yourself and just have some quiet and just
relax and just and congratulations, you got through another day.

(01:25:57):
It's like that's what we are.

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
It's like now we're selling Oh I got we got
to another hour in life. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
I hope you have a much better time ahead, and
God bless you and your family. Thank you for listening
to us, and I hope that we can take your
mind off that every once in a while.

Speaker 23 (01:26:12):
Love you, Thanks, thank you, love you guys. Have a
great day, all.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Hey, wake me up the Morning show.

Speaker 17 (01:26:21):
We're live Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
That is bald freak Ronnie, who basically grew up on
this show. And then he left. That's what happened. He
flew out of the mast and wind and did his
own thing.

Speaker 25 (01:26:41):
Not all of us can stay forever, but I'm back.

Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
So you know, those with ambition actually do leave exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
The rest of us are just kind of stuck here. Well,
welcome back to the show. It's good to see you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Thanks, it's it's such a blessing to be here. I
haven't seen everyone in a while. Well some of you,
right right, that's right. You and Scary were down in Nashville.

Speaker 25 (01:27:02):
Gary Jones invaded Tennessee. Yes, yeah, like a tornado.

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Okay, so there's a story here. I heard bits and pieces.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
You guys all went out for dinner and you had,
by the way, baldfreak Ronnie always out there searching for
the love of his life.

Speaker 25 (01:27:18):
That has nothing to do with this story.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Anyway. So you guys are out there having dinner, and
there was a guest at the table.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
It was a group of couples, right, and I was
a single and there was another female single who I
was not my significant other.

Speaker 25 (01:27:35):
There was no romantic interest.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
There at all.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
I thought she was yours for the night.

Speaker 25 (01:27:40):
No, No, the opposite of that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
In fact, one of my friends who was in town,
his wife said well, why don't you like, why don't
you connect with this a person?

Speaker 25 (01:27:48):
And I said, not my type. Let's leave it at that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
And well, okay, so just in first view and first
conversation you knew she was not your type.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
But then the night actually got work.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Well, first of all, I didn't invite her out to dinner.
He Scary Jones, who's out with me, says he didn't
invite her out to dinner, and somehow she wound up
at the dinner.

Speaker 11 (01:28:09):
She kind of drifted into dinner from cocktails. And then
someone in the group said, why don't we just bring
her along? Plus she'll make the eighth person in the group.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
So okay, So no one really knew her, well, yeah,
we know, we're kind of acquaintance.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
She's a scary friend. Scary is like he's isn't one
of his navy girls. He's got he's got a girl
in every report, all right? Who take a selfie with him?

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Yeah? You have Hodes in different.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
He needs somebody to show him around town because he
just can't figure it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Out for himself. So he's got So she was she
joined you guys for dinner.

Speaker 25 (01:28:40):
Yes, so uninvited.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
So tell the story.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
So then we're we're all having a jolly old time
at dinner. The wine is flowing, the steak is being eaten,
and then the check comes at the end of the night,
and I tell my friend who's handling the bill, I
hold my credit card up because I want to pay
my share, and we split it up by couples, and
the female, the girl who's sitting next to me, who
who had invited herself to dinner, says I'll venmo you,

(01:29:06):
and I'm like okay, And she doesn't venmo me the
full amount of her share.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
What was her share?

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Whoa two hundred and twenty dollars per ahead Wow, all right,
you're hanging out with Scary Jones.

Speaker 25 (01:29:19):
You're gonna live high in the hot I've never.

Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
Heard of head costing that you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
I'm not going to burg again. But anyway, all right,
so you would know what you would So anyway, so
she was going to Venmo two hundred and twenty two.
What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
She Venmos me one hundred and twenty dollars and she
irish goodbyes.

Speaker 25 (01:29:35):
He just leaves? What And then I go?

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
And then he had left, Scary Jones had left, and
I go to my friend, who said, I said, what
was that all about? I said, I said, I why
am I? Why am I paying for this girl's half
of this girl's meal? I don't even want her there.
So I sent her a Venmo request the next day
dinner balance plus irish goodbye in the comments for one
hundred dollars and I and then we went out to

(01:30:00):
dinner the next night because everybody was still around, and
this was the topic of conversation at the next dinner,
and I'm like, it's not just about the money, It's like,
why is she here to begin with? And why am
I paying one hundred dollars to hang out with somebody
I don't even like, I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
That's tough.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
So she gets back to me, declines the Venmo request,
right says and says, and she says, I paid you
at dinner, you goober, lol, And I said, no, you didn't.
I said, two hundred and twenty per person. I'll send
you to the receipt in case, in case you need it, okay.
So she responds and she says, no, I'm not short,

(01:30:36):
and then she the in a Venmo comment writes all
the food that she had eaten, and then in parentheses
she's with the price, and she says that added up
to one hundred and twenty dollars. So that's why I
paid you one hundred and twenty dollars. And I said, listen,
even if that was the classy thing to do, which
it isn't. When you're out to dinner with seven other.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
People, you just pay your share.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
There's no comm you know what item my own take
an adding machine? Now that was decided, right, that just
it's just etiquette, right, it's just etiquette. And she and
she declined the request. She said, no, that that's she said.
I tried to I tried to go over to the
server and pay my own way, so because I try
to avoid this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Okay, So no offense, Scary, But well, we know who
you hang out with, and that's not unusual. You do
hang out with some shifty people. Well, first, he does.
We've talked about it.

Speaker 11 (01:31:28):
Absolutely Yes, what she did was absolutely wrong. I can't
believe it. My mouth is on the floor. I will
say we were out with people who ordered expensive wine.
That's why the bill was so much, and I didn't
order it. I took like three SIPs. The point is
I still paid my share.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
Okay, but what she did, what your friend did, was
she paid one hundred dollars less than what she should
have paid and just tiptoed out, thinking, oh, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
You don't you don't you have discussed it at least
even if you're I am type for money?

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Can you I think I think that? Well, yes, in
this corner, yeah, we have bald freak Ronnie who is
out one hundred dollars because of Scary's friend. Yeah, And
in this corner we have Scary who brings shifty people
into the mix.

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
Sketch balls everywhere's side.

Speaker 25 (01:32:21):
If you're on my side, they give me a hundred
dollars exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:32:23):
Yeah, do you owe Ronnie one hundred.

Speaker 32 (01:32:25):
Dollars out of pocket for this money because you invite Scary,
but your invite, you're you should pay him his hundred
and then you go after the money since you know her.

Speaker 10 (01:32:36):
Yeah, he's not responsible for her part.

Speaker 8 (01:32:39):
It's absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
You guys coupled him up with someone he did not
want to be coupled up with. You were like, you're
gonna love this, She's gonna be great.

Speaker 25 (01:32:45):
You know knew I didn't like her and even else.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
And then you made him pay a hundred bucks for
this person he didn't like it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:52):
Hold on, hold on, I'm trying to get all this.

Speaker 25 (01:32:57):
You are a fantastic stenographer.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
Have a question.

Speaker 6 (01:33:01):
What's your question?

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
Froggy.

Speaker 9 (01:33:03):
So, usually when we have things like this, there's always
like two sides. I've only heard one side that makes sense.
I would like to hear scary side because it seems
to Ronnie is a slam don't all right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
All right? So let's go over here to uh the
accused Scary.

Speaker 11 (01:33:21):
So she she knew we were in town, and she
stopped filed in town.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
She spelled town wrong coast of boy Josh knows her too.
They go have any white out hold on so coast.
Boy Josh knows her too. We all know, what do
you guys like share the same people? What is going on?

Speaker 11 (01:33:43):
Some acquaintance of ours And she shows us around town
and she hooked us up with fun stuff.

Speaker 25 (01:33:47):
Your honor, your honor.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
The only reason we know her is because Scary did
the same thing when he came down to Nashville last
year and invited around for the same reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Okay, so Scary, I'm I'm sorry. We were interruption, Scary,
so listen.

Speaker 11 (01:34:03):
So at the end of the day, she was invited
to come out for some cocktails for the bar beforehand.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Somehow, somehow she made it to dinner. Not by my invite, No, no, no, no.
Then who invited her? I think it was our friend.
It doesn't matter who invited it was.

Speaker 12 (01:34:18):
It does.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Because you are the reason she You're the reason she
was there. The wives of one of our friends invited.
I think made the formal invite. So then she said
I'll I'll tag along.

Speaker 18 (01:34:29):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
The point is she came, she saw, she ate dinner,
and I do think she is due to pay her
portion of the bill, Well, you're the reason she was there.
Therefore you owe the money to Ronnie and then you
can go and collect from her. Well, well, the thing
is she split it with Rony. They should have.

Speaker 6 (01:34:47):
Did we get her on the phone?

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
Call her? Bad idea, great idea? No, come on coach
to boy, Josh, this is a friend of yours too.

Speaker 31 (01:34:57):
Scary called me here to defend him. But last time
we were out with this girl, it was not a
fun nun We had away like a half an hour
to take like a Tesla Uber because Skeary just wanted
to go in like the Tesla Uber, Scary like. And
then we went to that dinner she was at, and
then they took us to that horrible club afterwards, the
top lounge.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Oh my god. Yeah, it was awful. It was an
awful Why are you hanging out with this nightmare? She's
supposed to have to be a tour guide for us,
and she's a pleasant Is that what she does professionally?

Speaker 11 (01:35:30):
Anyway? I do think she owes her portion of the bill.
She absolutely does.

Speaker 6 (01:35:36):
She does to you because you're gonna pay Ronnie.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Come out of my pocket? How was it come out
of my pocket?

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
But Josh I'm glad you're here.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
It's okay that the court recognizes coast. Of course, we
can't count it. I am the court and the sonographer.

Speaker 6 (01:35:53):
So she's really that bad of a time.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
Why was she invited out? Ever? Okay?

Speaker 31 (01:35:57):
So I I don't know the reason she was at
at dinner we went to either she was just there.
It was like all of Ronnie and Scary's like best
friends and her.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
And the money aside. That's what I told Scary. It
is like, like, are we not good enough for you?

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Like I'm one of your best friend you got to
invite some strange, like relative stranger who I don't like
out to hang out with me.

Speaker 6 (01:36:19):
It sounds like there's a history of bad times with
this woman.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
Yeah, and they're scary.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
If we dive into Scary's past, Scary has a history
of inviting people who shouldn't be places to time.

Speaker 10 (01:36:30):
Should you do this at a sales party or something?

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
All the time? I do like it, don't you remember
he's hanging out with the mayor of Jersey City. Yes,
and he had a friend who like needed his parking
ticket taking care of. He brought his friend the mayor
to pay the person.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
Yeah, Scary has been told specifically to not invite someone
to a place, and he invited that person.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
Let's be honest, most of the people you hang out
with probably should be in prison. You've met his friends.
They're sketchy as hell.

Speaker 11 (01:36:56):
Man, I just want to say, oh my god, I like,
I'm no more than merrier kind of person.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
Oh I know, Oh my god? What what? Yes? Josh?
What Sary?

Speaker 31 (01:37:05):
It was a great time. He arranged my birthday party.
But the the what was that place called the Ashford?
The Ashford in Jersey City. I show up and like,
it's like none of my friends and all just all
of his friends there.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
They're drinking all the drinks, they're eating all the food.

Speaker 31 (01:37:21):
Scary is not even there yet, and I'm like, I
don't know any of you.

Speaker 6 (01:37:25):
They were all out on a work release program.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
It looked like do you know people? Do you know
people on like death row? All right? So anyway, uh
so you feel that she was there because of Scary? Absolutely,
therefore Scary should be responsible for the one hundred dollars
she shafted you on.

Speaker 25 (01:37:47):
I think you said it all, Judge Duran, Yeah, guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Guilty as hell.

Speaker 25 (01:37:55):
Yes, bucks, you can defend.

Speaker 10 (01:37:58):
Me after the show, and then you should try and
get the money from her.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Right. And it's just a little side note from the judge.

Speaker 6 (01:38:07):
I think you should reevaluate the people now.

Speaker 25 (01:38:09):
Yes, that is the moral of the story.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Talk about it, talk about it well.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Scary Scary Jones is a guy who he he likes
to know people.

Speaker 25 (01:38:16):
That's his drug.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
He wants to he needs he needs somebody in every port,
everywhere he goes. He needs somebody to be your anger on.
And this is that person in Nashville. Even though one
of his best friends lives in Nashville, he still he
needs his hangers on.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
It's true.

Speaker 6 (01:38:28):
And they're all kind of lower than low, these friends
of yours.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
And now you're out one hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
All right, I'm glad we had this time together. By
the way, it's great just trying to a beat up
Scary Sessions.

Speaker 21 (01:38:40):
We love.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
We're looking out for you. You need better friends. We're
looking out for you, don't you think? Absolutely?

Speaker 13 (01:38:48):
I wanted to start a class action because something similar
happened to me in Miami with you friends we sit
down to dinner with and four of his compadres. I
won't even say friends. I feel like they're acquaintances. And
then the bill comes and you know, it's loud, scary,

(01:39:08):
chit chattering with the other people. And then finally he
comes to me and he goes, Okay, your share is
four fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
I go, oh, for three guys. He goes, No, four
to fifty a person. Oh my god, three of us
owe over thirteen hundred dollars. And your friends who are
out on a work release program, they're altily gating signs
and stuff. But that was a sexy fish in Miami.

Speaker 6 (01:39:33):
Fortunes, all right, a class action lossuit.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
How much did we go for? I no, no, whatever
you wear you decide, Judge Crutch, Oh my god, ten ten,
ten thousand dollars, yeah, amongst us. Make it rain like
you're doing much of those sleepy clubs anyway, Baltic, Ronnie,
what an honor to have you here today, Ronnie. Let's
talk about this every day, all right? Are gonna get

(01:39:55):
the one hundred on? I guess I'm gonna have.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
There you go, and then it gets money, and then
I get money, and Daniel gets.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
All right, well, thank you for being here to listen to.
Uh what am I doing? Did I do something right?
We're fine, right, okay, thank you for being here to
witness the carnage. Here you go? Are they closing credits?

Speaker 14 (01:40:14):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Over the absolutely there they go. New friends, get some
new friends. We all agree you need new friends.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
Yeah, all right, Elvis m Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tab.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
All right, we're taking off in the phone tap balloon.
Come on, let's go for a ride, Dear Elvis, Ali
says in the phone tap email, Dear Elvis, My mom
moved to Virginia while back, and I went to visit her,
and for some reason, over the years her property has
come to look like and sound like a zoo. Mom
has some many pets. All the neighborhood wildlife seems to

(01:41:03):
flock to her house to nest. For some reason, she's
always feeding all the animals. Her neighbor's not happy with her,
So why don't we phone tap her? All right? Thank you? Ali?
Scary Jones is calling Ali's mom in Virginia, posing as
one of her neighbors, complaining about her noisy pets. Ali
listens in as she phone taps her mom. Let's listen
to today's phone tap, Hello, who's this?

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Who's this?

Speaker 14 (01:41:27):
You called me?

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
This is Ed? Actually one of your neighbors. Is this
that your next family?

Speaker 14 (01:41:33):
And how do you know me?

Speaker 1 (01:41:34):
You're the owner of the Pomeranian? Right?

Speaker 15 (01:41:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:41:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:41:38):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
My name is Ed Cullen. I actually lived down the street.

Speaker 11 (01:41:42):
I just wanted to let you know that yesterday your
dogs were barking uncontrollably and the bird was making all
these noises.

Speaker 14 (01:41:52):
Now, my bird doesn't scream.

Speaker 11 (01:41:55):
When you're home, and when the doors are open, we
do hear the bird, and it does make a squawking noise.

Speaker 14 (01:42:00):
My bird talks. He's a talker.

Speaker 22 (01:42:03):
My bird doesn't squawk.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
I just hear a bunch of gibberish.

Speaker 11 (01:42:06):
But what I'm saying is we're at the point where
we want to call animal control on you.

Speaker 14 (01:42:10):
What, yes, are you insane? I have two dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
You have more than that?

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
That.

Speaker 14 (01:42:18):
First of all, that's none of your business. But I
just have a poodle and a Pomeranian.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
But that's not true. You have a cat, a bird
and two dogs.

Speaker 14 (01:42:26):
This is what I have here.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Don't you think that's a little much?

Speaker 14 (01:42:28):
Don't you think it's none of your damn business?

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
Why do you have all these pets.

Speaker 14 (01:42:32):
Why is it any of your business?

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
See, I think there's an ulterior motive here. I think
there's something else going on.

Speaker 14 (01:42:36):
You know what, you're really upsetting me.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
I'm not. I don't mean to upset you.

Speaker 14 (01:42:40):
You do mean to upset me.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
I'm stating the facts.

Speaker 14 (01:42:42):
That's stating any facts. How dare you bother me? How
dare you bother me?

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
Word on the shoot? Has it? You were raising ducks
back there at one.

Speaker 14 (01:42:50):
Point because a duck laid eggs underneath my bedroom window,
she hatched and they left. They went through the back
sence you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Got an animal farm back there?

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
No, I don't have.

Speaker 14 (01:43:02):
An animal farm here. What I have in my house
is none of your damn business.

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
Do you have a bird just like you?

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Do you have a cat?

Speaker 22 (01:43:08):
How are you?

Speaker 14 (01:43:09):
I want to know who you are. I have the
rights to know who you are.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
And you have ducks? Okay, I don't suck?

Speaker 14 (01:43:14):
Are you out of your mind? There's no ducks back here?

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Do you have geese?

Speaker 21 (01:43:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
I don't have ge Do you have a turtle?

Speaker 16 (01:43:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
A gerbil? No amster? No, you don't have any of
these animals in your house.

Speaker 11 (01:43:27):
I'm wondering if you're selling these on eBay if you're
one of those illegal.

Speaker 14 (01:43:30):
Are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
No, you are scaring me.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
You're the one that has a circus going on your backyard.

Speaker 14 (01:43:35):
And you don't have a circus going on in my backyard.

Speaker 22 (01:43:38):
How dare you?

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
I'm going to call the Ringling Brothers right now and
see if they want to.

Speaker 14 (01:43:43):
Everybody you want to. I mean, I am so over this.
How dare you do this to me?

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Can you put a muzzle on your animals? Is what
I'm asking. That's what this comes down to.

Speaker 14 (01:43:53):
On them.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
It's like you have Noah's Arc back there.

Speaker 14 (01:43:55):
I can ask you something. Noah's Ark. Have you been
in my house?

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
I've looked in your front window.

Speaker 14 (01:44:01):
You've looked in my front window. That's trespassing on my property.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Star No, I've seen the bird in the window.

Speaker 14 (01:44:08):
I mean you know I seen the bird. You would
have had to come into my backyard or my neighbor's
backyard to do that.

Speaker 11 (01:44:13):
The dogs were screaming yesterday, so I'm like, what's all
this ruckus? So I walked up and I'm looking in
the window and I'm like, there's a bird in there.
The dogs are screaming. Why don't you give one of
the dogs up for adoption? Do you need two dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
I mean your business and ducks. I don't have ducks.
You're harboring ducks.

Speaker 14 (01:44:29):
You don't have There's no ducks.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
You have ducks.

Speaker 14 (01:44:32):
There are no ducks. How dare you?

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
It's duck season.

Speaker 14 (01:44:36):
There's no ducks here.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Rabbit season?

Speaker 14 (01:44:39):
How are you holding about? This conversation is ridiculous? Would
you like would you like my lawyer to call you,
because that's who I'm calling next. No, I just was
You're just dogging me. You You were on my property yesterday.
I don't even know who you are.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
I want to where were you yesterday afternoon?

Speaker 14 (01:44:54):
Damn business? Where I was?

Speaker 11 (01:44:56):
The dogs were going crazy. I had to go into
your property.

Speaker 14 (01:44:59):
I had to look the window and looked in the window.
Here I'm talking to my daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
Okay, she should have been there. Someone should have been home.

Speaker 14 (01:45:06):
I don't know who he is.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
I was just kind of sneaking around, sneaking around.

Speaker 14 (01:45:10):
You're sneaking around my property. You know what? You're really?
Damn scary?

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
I'm not.

Speaker 22 (01:45:15):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 14 (01:45:15):
You're scary.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
I could be scary. I'm scary, so okay, I'm scary.

Speaker 22 (01:45:18):
Very scary I am.

Speaker 14 (01:45:20):
And you have no right to be on my property.

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
You have no idea. I'm scary.

Speaker 14 (01:45:23):
Well, you don't you know what, You don't know who
you're dealing with.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
That that's where I am. I'm scary.

Speaker 14 (01:45:27):
You are your you know what. First of all, you
don't know who I am. You don't know anything about me,
and yet you're you're making all these accusations. That's you're
being a coward.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
I'm not a coward. I'm just you are.

Speaker 14 (01:45:39):
I'm home right now. Why don't you come over?

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
I want my anonymous to come over. I want my
anonymous opinion to.

Speaker 14 (01:45:44):
Be No, no, no, stop stop ed come on.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Now, no you come on now, come on now, you
come on, you come on now.

Speaker 14 (01:45:55):
I'm over it. I'm over it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Don't you care.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
I don't care.

Speaker 14 (01:45:59):
I don't care what the neighbors say at this point anymore.
I am completely Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:46:03):
Don't you care about what the neighbors have to say
about what you about what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
I'm nothing going.

Speaker 26 (01:46:08):
On in my house.

Speaker 14 (01:46:09):
Okay, leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
I'll pass that message on to your daughter, Alley, because.

Speaker 14 (01:46:17):
That's it's Alison.

Speaker 25 (01:46:20):
Hi, I'm scary.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
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Speaker 14 (01:46:24):
No, Elvis Duran, I love you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:46:30):
Take you so much.

Speaker 22 (01:46:31):
I love you.

Speaker 14 (01:46:33):
I have to meet you because I want to smack
you so hard.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
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Speaker 24 (01:46:40):
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Speaker 17 (01:46:44):
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Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:46:57):
They say, you know, you really find out how compatible
you are with so.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
When when you go on a vacation with them, you
know you want to wait for that you can actually
pick things up at the table. Oh, I mean, they
could have some really really offensive habits. It makes you
just go.

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
No, oh, my parents. I would break up with them
if I went on a date with either one of
them because of the way they act at restaurants.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
So as soon as food is placed on the table,
before they even try it, they will request hot sauce,
and if the hot sauce is not out quickly, they'll
ask again and again. They also immediately request a box
to go and put half their food in it, then
just leave the box on the table the whole time,
and they just kind of harass the staff. Like every
time our waiter or waitress will come back, they ask

(01:47:39):
them for another thing. I'm like, for the love of God,
parents just leave them alone. And if one of them
orders fish, they have an issue. So my dad hates
the head on a fish, my mom loves it. They'll
fight with the waitress standing right there about whether or
not the head can come out on the fish. It's
so embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (01:47:56):
Everything about it's awful you break up with your own parents.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
With my parents, I love them, but I can't go
to restaurants with them.

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
Well, they're saying here in this article that Froggy sent me,
these food opinions basically make you undtable for some people.

Speaker 6 (01:48:10):
Now look, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
A firm believer in uh hey, if you want to
put ketchup on your steak, it's offensive for some people.
But if that's what you want to do, I support
it because you like it. It's something you like. And
they say in some restaurants if you ask, if you
ask the staff for ketchup, they'll go ooh no, if.

Speaker 6 (01:48:30):
The chef found out, he would come out and slice
you in half of.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
This butcher use I'm paying for this steak. Whatever I
want it exactly. If the if the chef becomes bigger
than the customer, then that that's a problem in that
restaurant in my opinion. So they were asking some people
about what they find well kind of unattractive at dinner.

(01:48:56):
How do you prefer your steak? Well, this person says,
well done. Steaks are for monsters. If you want your
steak well done, in my opinion, you go for it.
That doesn't offend me.

Speaker 10 (01:49:08):
Yeah, like hockey puck well done.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
I know. But if that's what they want, do you
do you? Is it really gonna ruin? Okay, Danielle, if
you were dating Sheldon and you found out he likes
his steak incinerated hockey puck done, would that be a
deal breaker in your row?

Speaker 6 (01:49:23):
Okay, I think that's what we're getting to here.

Speaker 9 (01:49:25):
Yeah, here's got to cook it that way for the
rest of your life if you stay with them.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
Okay, it's a pile of carcinogens. I agree, right, all right,
here's one for Nate. Yeah, this person, she says cow
cow's milk drinkers like a whole glass of cow's milk
and nothing else. No, that is a no.

Speaker 21 (01:49:47):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
Nate loves to drink a big frosty glass of milk
with every meal.

Speaker 13 (01:49:54):
I'm sorry, that's wrong. Whoever wrote this is just wrong. Okay,
milk is fantastic. I had a glass this morning.

Speaker 10 (01:50:03):
Not only babies are supposed to drink well some doctors.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Physicians say that drinking cow's milk is only for babies
because it's what they need to jump start their lives.
And then once you get to things the prime age
of four, you could start. Uh, this person says deal breaker.
Last person I went with said she never gets hungry
for pizza. Oh, she never craves pizza, she said. And

(01:50:30):
this guy goes on to say, this is our first
and last date. No, that's okay. Person. Now about sharing,
she says, I would never date someone that wouldn't share
their food with me.

Speaker 6 (01:50:41):
If you ordered fries, they're our fries.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
But there's something you agree with that, there's something to
If you get your fork near my plate, I will
take my fork and I will stab your fing Oh
my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
I find that so horrible.

Speaker 8 (01:50:52):
I am such a food sharer.

Speaker 4 (01:50:53):
As soon as I get it, I offer it to
other people, And if someone doesn't do the same thing,
I'm like, who raised you?

Speaker 10 (01:50:58):
Oh God, my dad. God rest his soul. When my
mom put her fork in his plate once he threw
the salad.

Speaker 8 (01:51:05):
Hell like dad.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
Someone who doesn't eat dessert or has convinced themselves that
they don't like desserts or sweets, are you human? June says,
I will not date you.

Speaker 8 (01:51:17):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
What's scary? Well, I got to eat a lot, as
you know, and I do. I eat a lot.

Speaker 11 (01:51:23):
Okay, deal breakers for me are if you eat, if
you treat the staff like crap, of course, and people
who dumb down the dish don't order buttered macaroni.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
And meanwhile, they.

Speaker 11 (01:51:34):
Had the Catchua pepe on the menu and it was
all descriptive and beautiful and you just say, no, I
just want a plain pasta with butter.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
But that's what they want. That's scary. Then, you know what,
here's my question. I mean, okay, look, I can see
some things could be a little offensive at dinner. But
if I want my meal done a certain way, it
may be a pain they asked to listen to. It
may be asking for too much of a chef. I
get that, but that doesn't make me a total jerk.

Speaker 11 (01:52:03):
But it makes you a pain in the ass in
life then, because I read laves everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
Okay, okay, you know what, I kind of see that
all right, to see that here's someone I couldn't date
anyone with a delicate stomach because they wouldn't be able
to handle my Mexican food that I love to cook.
My sister's boyfriend gets sick every time we go to
Mexico and she gets super annoyed with it. So you
got to be able to eat spicy food or you're
not in my life. Let's see. Once I went on

(01:52:29):
a coffee date and went to put my milk in
my iced coffee. She was informed by my date that
that's illegal. It's a deal breaker. You can't put milk in.
You can put milk and coffee, but you know, in
Italy and in your some European areas they say, you know,
you only have milk in your coffee for breakfast after
breakfast time. No cappuccinos. Oh for some people in Italy. Also,

(01:52:53):
putting cheese on fish is oh yeah, I've heard that
that's a big milk yeng gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:52:58):
So one of the things that is a big deal
breaker for me, and I think Danielle can relate to this.
If you ever watch ninety Day Fiance, they're obviously from
different cultures, and when one meets the others, typically there's
a giant meal involved, and one person is always extremely
rude about what that food is. If you're rude about
another culture's food without even trying it, without even thinking
about how much they've put into it, how much effort

(01:53:20):
has gone into this, I find that disgusting. I think
it's so awful when people see foign dishes and just
immediately ew if you're not going to try it, don't
say anything about it, and even if you try it,
be polite to the other people. That's horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:53:32):
It does.

Speaker 10 (01:53:32):
It does happen on ninety Day every time.

Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
I'm not gonna eat that try it.

Speaker 6 (01:53:39):
I can't carry its mouths. Okay, well you know what
you need to eat it, you know, and.

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
If you don't like it, and you form an opinion
and say, you know, here's why I don't really care
for curry, then I can buy that. People who are
cheap tippers, goodbye. Anyone who doesn't like cheese, good day, sir,
unless you're lyctose, intolerant and something you said earlier. I
think I think it was scary. If you're rude to servers,
Oh my god, my biggest pet peeve. You're out of
my life. Oh yeah, picky eaters are a turnoff for

(01:54:05):
some people. In general, eating with someone who's eating with
someone is a good barometer for personality. This person says,
you don't have to like to eat weird things, but
if you refuse to try and make the decision after trying,
you're not an adventurous person and won't like and try
new things in life as well.

Speaker 6 (01:54:22):
You're out of my life, says this person.

Speaker 10 (01:54:23):
Yes see, I'll try the food, but I can't promise
I won't spin it across the table. It just happened
several times.

Speaker 6 (01:54:31):
Okay, at least that's a very honest opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
So there's this one guy, and I'm not going to
give his name, but he was on Hot Chef or
Best Chef or whatever the show is called, and he
does cooking videos with these crazy foods. He does this
thing where he'll go to taste the food he made
and he'll scrape his teeth on the fork as he
pulls the fork out of his mouth. Oh it makes

(01:54:54):
my skin crawl. Stop it. Just use your lips don't
you your teeth on the forte? You know?

Speaker 6 (01:55:01):
You know that sound I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
Yes, he does. Anyone have a fork with him right now?

Speaker 5 (01:55:06):
Late?

Speaker 6 (01:55:08):
Oh it drives me nuts, Jennifer Online, twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:55:12):
It's true, Jennifer. If you're on a date with someone
and things pop up at the table that turn you off,
it sometimes ends that relationship, doesn't it.

Speaker 12 (01:55:21):
Yeah. I was just telling Nate that there's a place
in New Haven called Lose Lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:55:28):
What's it called?

Speaker 12 (01:55:29):
He lose Lunch?

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Oh, lose Lunch?

Speaker 12 (01:55:32):
Okay, okay, yes, and so he claims to make the
first like steam hamburg Er. They're amazing, by the way,
but if you ask for a ketchup or any other condiments,
he will tell you to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:55:43):
If you want him, he'll tell you to leave. All right, Well, okay,
obviously that's his thing. Okay, Lose Lunch a little drastic.

Speaker 12 (01:55:52):
But no, it's amazing, though I'm not bashing him. It's amazing.
And if you guys are ever in New Haven you
have to try it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
And there what he does?

Speaker 6 (01:56:02):
I will, well, look, you know, I bet the know.

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
The Histemburgers are famous actually, but uh and there I
hear they're fantastic, but gosh, you know, if someone wants
to ketchup, I don't know. If you're in the if
you're in the business to make a living, and sometimes
you have to bend to what a customer wants. Sometimes
you have to bend to what a customer wants.

Speaker 6 (01:56:22):
But I guess he's doing so well that he's fine.
Thank you, Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
Have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 6 (01:56:27):
I'm coming up for some clam pie really soon.

Speaker 12 (01:56:30):
Yes with you, even though I don't eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:35):
All right, I didn't know.

Speaker 10 (01:56:36):
I didn't think Elvis did either.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
I didn't know you like clam pie.

Speaker 6 (01:56:39):
Okay, thank guys.

Speaker 1 (01:56:41):
If you want to do the old he's gay, doesn't
eat clam jokes, it's wow. Wow, there's a there's a
new way of being funnyel Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:56:52):
Hold one second, Jennifer. Thank you for your call.

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
And I appreciate it.

Speaker 22 (01:56:56):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 10 (01:56:57):
Now what we're saying, Danielle, I was saying, it's the
old way, but it's still funny.

Speaker 1 (01:57:04):
Jesus, Why it's it always just Danielle and I? Why
what are you four years old?

Speaker 3 (01:57:09):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
Sometimes Acshley on nine twenty four Ashley, you're together with
your husband. Obviously he loves you, but there's something you
do with your steak that drives him nuts. What is that?

Speaker 12 (01:57:21):
I did my steak in ranch dressing?

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
Okay? Oh wow, it's what you.

Speaker 12 (01:57:26):
Want to promise it's good.

Speaker 27 (01:57:27):
Don't knock it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 6 (01:57:30):
I'm never gonna yuck your yum. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
Where are you from, Ashley.

Speaker 22 (01:57:35):
South Georgia?

Speaker 1 (01:57:36):
Okay, so you're close to Stek Country down there, and
I'm sure there are a lot of people who eat steaks.
They have to have it a certain way. It's like
up here in New York. If your pizza isn't a
certain way, then you really are stupid. They hate you.
But yeah, you know, but I gotta be honest. I'm
a little picky about pizza too. If you like breakfast pizza, no,
can't do it.

Speaker 23 (01:57:55):
What is breakfast pizza?

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
Well, they did put eggs and bacon on it. And also,
oh and here's what I'm gonna get my ass kicked
for this Hawaiian pizza with pineapple and ham on it.

Speaker 10 (01:58:05):
No, I'm with you, you like it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:11):
Speaking speaking of ranch dressing, Ashley a lot of people
love to put ranch dressing on their pizza and I
was and I was like, I'm like, I don't know,
and I tried it. I loved it, So you know
who am I?

Speaker 12 (01:58:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (01:58:23):
Ranch is just one of those staples.

Speaker 12 (01:58:25):
You always have to have around.

Speaker 1 (01:58:27):
Well, don't take it to uh lose lunch in New Haven. Yeah,
kicked you right out. All right, thank you so much.
Thank you, Ashley, have a great day. Thanks for listening.
Love you more. We love you. Have a great day.
There you go, just kind of picky about our foods.
But please please don't use your teeth on the fork
as you pull it out of your Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:58:46):
Okay, mister rand in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:58:55):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out of her body, everybody,

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