November 28, 2024 • 104 mins
We’re talking all about the craziest confessions — from nude photos in wallets to Zoom fails and dating disasters! Plus, we dive into Would You Rather scenarios, the ultimate “cheating” dilemmas, and the little details that reveal the most about a person!
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Thanksgiving, Alister ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's just go right to Erica's. Let's have a little
fun with Erica. Erica is calling in from Virginia Beach,
an agriculture teacher.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
You teach egg. I used to take egg. I was
in four A.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Oh, good morning everyone.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Do they still have four A club?
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Four h yeah?
Speaker 6 (00:24):
Future Farmers of America?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, oh yeah, Future Farmers of America. I was in
four H and I raised a goat.
Speaker 7 (00:34):
You raided the goat?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Well, I said, I did.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I really. I hired someone to take care of the
goat for me credit. That was so long ago. Hey,
so Erica, before we get started here, I'm gonna go
ahead and give you one hundred and fifty dollars because
I like you.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
We're gonna go toward their down payment of our house.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh god, okay, but hold on, there is a cat.
Speaker 8 (00:58):
Oh I have to work for it.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah no, no, no, You've got one hundred and fifty dollars
right now.
Speaker 9 (01:03):
Oh yes, awesome?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, cool, okay, But we're going to play a game
called Artists Who Speak, where we're going to play you
some of our favorite recording artists speaking and with every
with each one you don't correctly identify, you lose ten dollars.
(01:27):
Yeah we know, I'm gonna make it fourteen. So you
you're guaranteed to walk away with at least ten dollars.
Speaker 10 (01:32):
And she's gonna cost us money.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, good, Yeah, this is gonna remember this is a
down payment for your house. You don't want to screw
this up.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
No, my kick my butt?
Speaker 9 (01:41):
All right, I know, right, you.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Got to take this seriously.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So, Erica, you've you've already won one hundred and fifty dollars,
but I'm going to take it away ten dollars at
a time.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
With each artist you do not identify.
Speaker 11 (01:51):
This is the best I didn't.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
They're totally gonna judge me today.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I feel like I pull like a total a hole.
But anyway, so, yeah, you hear them sing all the time.
But let's see if you can figure out if they
who you are by when they speak.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
All right, here we go. We'll start with our very
first artist.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Who is this?
Speaker 12 (02:07):
I remember growing up watching the Super Bowl with my.
Speaker 13 (02:10):
Family and it's an event that families come together and watch,
and I knew I had to make the best of
the moment.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
All right, who is that?
Speaker 14 (02:19):
All?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Best of the moment?
Speaker 9 (02:21):
Okay, this is wrong. Here's minus ten Mariah Carey.
Speaker 15 (02:26):
Super Bowl Show.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
All right, you're down to one hundred and forty dollars.
All right, you can keep the rest though, Okay, name
this artist speaking?
Speaker 13 (02:40):
It made me giggle, yeah, because I haven't seen that
footage in a long time.
Speaker 16 (02:45):
Yeah, bring back memories.
Speaker 15 (02:47):
Yes, and my brothers.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Who's that all?
Speaker 9 (02:52):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Minus tent Lady Gaga?
Speaker 7 (02:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Close it was Michael called Jackson.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right, right, that's okay.
Speaker 17 (03:07):
She asked for help or no.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, no, no help, No, this is stop giving away
my money. Oh man, you're now down to one hundred
and thirty dollars. This is still a lot of money. Erica.
Here we go.
Speaker 18 (03:17):
Oh yeah, okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Name this artist here.
Speaker 19 (03:20):
You know, that one for me was was actually a
really really new experience because it was the first time
I feel like, you know, it was for a separate
project and animated film.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Who is that?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Okay? Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yes, you got.
Speaker 11 (03:43):
Here?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
All right, so you're stuck at one hundred and thirty
we're doing okay?
Speaker 18 (03:47):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, see now you've got your foothold. All right, name
this artist who's speaking? Oh's just oh very much alike
in a little way. They can be very self destructive,
they can be very moody, and they can go from
shop so the way, Who was that?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Michael Bublay.
Speaker 12 (04:10):
John?
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Oh my gosh, I was I selected for this?
Speaker 17 (04:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's okay. You're down to one hundred and twenty dollars.
There's still a lot of money. Oh yeah, are no,
You're doing great. You're doing great? Okay, Erickay, here is
your next artist? Who is this speaking?
Speaker 12 (04:26):
We did an advert that started here in the UK,
and it was during a program called X Factor that
we have and yeah, it just came on and it
was like a black screen with white writing, just with
the lyrics of a bit of the first verse of hello.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh first versus hello, who's that?
Speaker 10 (04:42):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
My fiance sings this whole album when he drove home
from college?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Is it adel?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's right? The weekend, big, you're wishing you a happy
Thanksgiving Thanksgiving with a bunch of friends. I couldn't get
home for Thanksgiving because there's a pandemic.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
We have to quarantine for fifteen days.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
All right, who is that?
Speaker 16 (05:13):
Well?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
I was depressing.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Who could that be? But no, man, this is awful.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Oh my gosh, can I have a hint?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Like, no, you cannot have a hint?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, okay, I will you may.
Speaker 16 (05:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm interviewing this artist Thursday night. His album just came out.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Oh okay, that's not helping.
Speaker 20 (05:44):
I was okay, sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
For you're down to one hundred and ten dollars. That's
still a lot of money. Name this artist who is speaking.
Speaker 13 (06:01):
Listen closely, because it's kind of about like bringing light
to a situation or to someone's life or somebody else
who brings light.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
To your life or sweetening the situation.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, who's that?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Okay? If I if I can like channel my inside,
I want to say, it's Ariana Grande.
Speaker 11 (06:17):
You are still at one hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
This is great. Now if you can steal, if you
can just lose just one more, you're gonna walk away
with one hundred dollars, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And this artist who is speaking, listen closely.
Speaker 19 (06:32):
I'll be like, you guys want to do something where
you don't travel for a while, Like what do you
want to do?
Speaker 15 (06:36):
And they're like, no, when do we get to go
on the plane again. When do we get to go
on the tour bus? Light a tour bus?
Speaker 18 (06:42):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah? Who is that?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Oh she's chipper okay, uh she can hit high notes.
I feel like uh okay uh, I already guess another person. Okay, uh,
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
When you but it was wrong.
Speaker 17 (07:01):
Somebody doesn't mean anyone.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Oh it's not Britney Spears.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
I know that, Oh my lord, already earlier.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, all right, you're still at one hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You're doing really well, Erica, all right, name this artist
who's speaking really soon?
Speaker 21 (07:23):
I can't give you the exact date yet, but it's
coming this year and it's not very far away, and
I'm actually going to be in the studio tonight with
Mark Ronson.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
M h, who's that?
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (07:36):
I feel like it could be like two people specifically,
but oh dang it already said.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah, I can't remember things. Oh no, yeah, do.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You want to hear her again? Really soon?
Speaker 21 (07:54):
I can't give you the exact date yet, but it's
coming this year and it's not very far away, and
I'm actually gonna be in the studio tonight with Mark Ronson.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Who's that?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Oh? My gosh, I want it. It's not Billie Eilish.
I want to say that.
Speaker 16 (08:09):
Yeah, no, no, no, she didn't.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
No, Lady Gaga, I'm dumb, Scary.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That was not her. Guess was like a wrong answer
to me.
Speaker 15 (08:20):
Why we give it to her?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, we're gonna give it to you, scary. Only ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You're still at one hundred and ten dollars. All right, Okay,
now we have several more to go. Here we go.
Who's this artist speaking? Listen?
Speaker 13 (08:32):
Make sure you know everything was cool and that you
know no other women were around and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
This is my first love.
Speaker 13 (08:40):
Remember I had never really ever been in love with
anybody like I was in love with Bobby.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So she was in love with Bobby. Who was that.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Bobby? Oh, it's not my aunt Linda.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Okay, Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It was not Aunt Linda.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Now I feel like, uh, is she a wrapper?
Speaker 17 (09:06):
Maybe?
Speaker 22 (09:07):
I don't know?
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Shakira not? Why who should?
Speaker 22 (09:14):
Old man?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
My mom's gonna kill me.
Speaker 16 (09:18):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You still had one hundred dollars. You're down to one
hundred dollars. Let's see if you can get this artist
who is to speak.
Speaker 23 (09:24):
My husband and I have been talking about adoption for
two years, and then a year ago we decided that
we definitely wanted to do it. Then we started discussing
about where, and I mean, there are no accidents.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, she sounds a little British, but she's.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
Not what the that accident?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
I should get ten dollars for that. This is like
false advertisement Gwen Stefani. Maybe no, Okay.
Speaker 24 (09:52):
It's Madonna a strange accent.
Speaker 25 (09:57):
Nobody can figure out from where I.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Gave you one hundred and fifty dollars, you've widdowed it
down to ninety dollars.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
Great?
Speaker 26 (10:06):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Who is this artist right here?
Speaker 27 (10:09):
The first thing you see is someone's face, unless you're
looking at their shoes. I usually tend to look at
their skin, their teeth, their smile, and then after that
it's more about like whatever energy they're.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Not all right?
Speaker 16 (10:27):
Who is that energy?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Pink?
Speaker 28 (10:30):
Nor?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay? Money, you're down to Okay? Do we have two
more to go? Okay, let's see if you can get
this one right here? Who is this artist speaking right here?
I'm obsessed.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
I mean horror, horror films, scary.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Movies, all of that costume.
Speaker 29 (10:51):
Though I'm probably eight years that's a long time. Yeah,
because I go to the things. But I'm more like,
I think I'm more scary. I'm into the horror mass.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Who's that?
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Have I guessed their name yet? Trying narrow down? Okay,
they're like Halloween. I probably be friends with them, so
probably not gonna knowno their name though? Are they current?
Are they older?
Speaker 30 (11:20):
Like?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Can I get that?
Speaker 18 (11:22):
Questions?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
She's current? Here, she's current, She's she's still in the game. Absolutely,
but she recently said she's thinking of maybe retiring from music,
tiring who she's way too young to be saying she has.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
A Spanish album coming out.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Oh, Selena Golman.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, I was yielding at Froggy for giving clues, and
here we are giving clues.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
She needs the money for a down payment on her house.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Well, you still have eighty dollars. All right, We're gonna
give you one more. Let's see if you can keep
this ten dollars. Who is this?
Speaker 10 (11:58):
So?
Speaker 17 (11:58):
Clues are okay now or no? I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I'll make a deal with you. I'll make a deal
with you. This last one is all or nothing. I
will give you all your money back if you if
you get it right, and if you get it wrong.
You lose everything. You can either walk away with eighty
or seventy dollars whatever, or you can all or nothing
right now? What do you want to do?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
You know what? My life is all or nothing right now.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
So I'm going to go for all or nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You get this artist correct, you will walk away with
one hundred and fifty dollars. If you get it wrong,
you walk away with nothing.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Okay, fine, there we go, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I want you to put it on, you know, and
and get lost in it.
Speaker 18 (12:40):
And I think it's important.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
There's only nine tracks on this album. Who is that?
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Well? This is all or nothing for sure, Kanye West.
Speaker 12 (13:02):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Okay, you just lost everything, man, I love you. I'm
gonna send you a hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Okay, Oh thank you? I seed it.
Speaker 25 (13:14):
Can I throw in the other fifty because she was
so fun, she was awesome?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Really, are you sending her pity money?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I want to do it.
Speaker 17 (13:22):
I'll Venoma just Scottie, We're gonna twenty five more if
Daniel thron in twenty five marble cent.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
Or two hundred twenty five I.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Made for fifty.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell win fifty dollars to make three
hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
You're walking away with three hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, I just want to say thank you.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
I have big climax New York for my grandpa's funeral,
so like, thank you so much, I really do.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Thank You're sorry to hear about your grandpa. I'm so
sorry to hear that.
Speaker 22 (13:49):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
And you know what, let's make it an even five hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh but we're cutting you off right around there.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, just thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Thank you for listening to us, Erica, and you give
your family our best and five hundred dollars to help
you in whatever you need it for.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And thank you for listening to us. It's an honor
to have you listen to us.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I can't wait to get like ridiculed.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
By all my students today.
Speaker 31 (14:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Thank you a really hard time hold on to us.
Speaker 9 (14:21):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
That was awesome.
Speaker 17 (14:24):
All right?
Speaker 18 (14:24):
How is a teacher?
Speaker 10 (14:25):
Yeah, she's awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Oh that was great.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
All right.
Speaker 32 (14:29):
It's kind of funny taking money away from.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Happy Thanksgiving for Elvista ran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I had a conversation yesterday with a friend of mine
who was furloughed and then fired fired while furloughed, which
is a strange thing, right, wow. Yeah. And I asked her,
I said, well, what is you know, like, what are
you what are you feeling here? She said, well, I'm
just tired of people calling me with advice. She's like,
I don't want I don't want to hear from anyone
about advice right now. I just just understand I'm out
(15:06):
of a job, and it's kind of embarrassing. She was
talking about how embarrassed she is. She's wondering how she's
gonna make ends meet because she has two kids and
she's single, and uh, it's just you know, she's like,
it's what people say to her that drives her nuts.
And by the way, her name is Karen, so I
want to get into that too, I asked her. I said, well,
(15:26):
are you offended like most Karens are, because you know,
if anyone is offended, we accuse her of being or
him of being Karen. Where did that come from? By
the way, you want to remind me, there.
Speaker 33 (15:36):
Was a meme going around that said, you know, it
was a woman on her cell phone and she was
looking like she was calling the cops or calling the me.
She wants the manager because some so Karen. She was
listed as a Karen in the meme, right, so I
don't know if it came from somewhere before that.
Speaker 18 (15:52):
That's right.
Speaker 25 (15:52):
It's really just because like, no babies are named Karen anymore.
So if your name is Karen, you're probably of a
certain age calling the manager on people and complaining about.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well we've we have uh And I feel awful for
the nice Karen's out there, and I'm sure there are many.
My friend Karen, she's great, and she says, yeah, it's
either Susan or Karen. You know that the complainers always
you call them Susan or call them Karen. And we
do that here if I have if we're looking at
the text messages and someone's just being a total turd,
oh thanks, You're welcome, Karen. If you hear, I.
Speaker 10 (16:26):
Would call the biggest complainer a Brody, not a Karen.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I mean, is Brody on hold?
Speaker 16 (16:32):
Is good?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Check with Brody? How's he doing? Angry? Good morning Brody?
Speaker 16 (16:37):
Good Morningdy?
Speaker 22 (16:38):
What are you doing running into the garage?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh you're complaining because you have to run into the
garage when we put you on. No, it's not complaining
at all.
Speaker 33 (16:47):
I'm just letting you know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Okay, Karen, God, all right, it's been a lot of
fun talking to you because you're just a ray of sunshine.
Hold on one second, Karen, I mean brody. There you go,
tell scary what if you google it.
Speaker 33 (17:01):
There's an article that comes up from a website called
vox and the title is Karen the anti vaxer soccer
mom would speak to the manager hair explained and apparently
it shows you the origin of where.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It came from with the memes okay and.
Speaker 33 (17:14):
Kate Goslin and something on it. So you'll see read
that article.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
There you go. People are saying on the text messages,
we should we should move on from Karen and Susan
and call them Carol, named after Carol Baskin Carot. Yes,
I don't know anyway. So it's talking to Karen about
what it's like. She says, I'm embarrassed that I don't
have a job. I don't want to have this conversation
with anyone. People think they're doing the right thing by
like offering suggestions, and well, when I was unemployed, you know,
(17:43):
She's like, I don't want to hear it. I don't
want to hear it. I'm unemployed. I'll figure it out.
Don't make it more embarrassing by rubbing my nose in it.
And there are a lot of people right now who
are unemployed, and then the number grows every day into
the tens of millions, right, I mean, so if you
have a friend who is unemployed, my suggestion is just
be polite, supportive, be supporting, and if they need something
(18:04):
to say, Hey, if you need something, let me know
and we'll move on and make him feel better. We
have Karen's calling up and they're just fit to be tied.
Karen Line twenty four. Hey, Karen line twenty four. I
just like saying your name, Hi, Karen, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (18:19):
I'm very insulted.
Speaker 18 (18:22):
So I don't think I'm a bad person.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
You're not.
Speaker 17 (18:26):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
And it's not fair to assume that all Karen's are complainers.
I mean, you know, look, we go to text, though,
if you're complaining that we're calling Karen's complainers. We received
a text a moment ago. It says my mom's name
is Susan, my aunt's name is Karen, and my mother
in law is named Carol, and they all at the
part what is it mean? All right? So Karen, you
(18:51):
don't fall into that habit sometimes of complaining or you know,
whining or stuff like that.
Speaker 34 (18:58):
I try not to, and right now it's very very hard.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
I did text, and I am a nurse. I am
taking care of our veterans.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Thank you so much for what you're doing. And you
keep doing it. Okay, you keep being a good woman.
Speaker 26 (19:13):
Okay, thanks so much.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Guys, have a great.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Than Thank you for listening. Thanks Karen. I know Karen's
doing great stuff. We should be making fun of her.
Speaker 17 (19:24):
She's a different Karen.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
How come all your other Karens can't be like her?
On Nicole Online twenty three, her name, Oh this is
the one.
Speaker 26 (19:31):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I just read your text.
Speaker 17 (19:32):
Hi Nakole, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
O'm good? So your mom's name is Susan, your aunt's
name is Karen, and your mother in law is a Carol,
And you're saying that they all act the part.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Oh my gosh, it's ridiculous. So my mom is the
one who goes into the store and if something isn't
where it's supposed to be or the price it is
supposed to say, Oh, the manager is alerted. And my
aunt is the same way. She's Karen and my mother law.
I love her to death, but she's the worst set
(20:03):
of all three. I mean, if they don't sit you
down at the table when there's tables available, the manager
is called and she is getting stuff for three.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
There you go, Carrol, Nicole, Well, I know, but if
you're with Carol, if you're with your mother in law Carol,
and they don't seat you fast enough the restaurant, she's
on your side. She's looking out for you. So maybe, yeah,
totally is.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
But it comes down to she goes and she starts
and we're like, oh no, here she goes again. Here
she goes again, and everybody floor and you're good.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, we know people like that too. Well, Nicole, have
a great day. You tell Susan, Karen and Carol that
we said, hey, we love.
Speaker 22 (20:46):
You, definitely will pick you here.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Guys, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Someone just said that Carl is the male version of Karen.
Is that true guy's name?
Speaker 28 (20:57):
Carl?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Here comes a god named Carl Planning. All right, I
think we've insulted enough people already.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
See this is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show Tricky
Time from our family to yours.
Speaker 28 (21:09):
Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Uh, I'm
glad you're.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
In here, producer Sam oh Dear, is it true that
the other day you were checking out at the grocery
store and you opened your wallet to take some cash
out of your credit card whatever, and there's a nude
photo not on your phone, but a picture in your wallet,
A nude photo of your boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Will Yeah call me old fashioned?
Speaker 28 (21:39):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
How old school? I know, like Titanic.
Speaker 35 (21:43):
Yeah, I have a polaroid I snuck of him about
a year ago, and I keep it in my wallet
and it usually is pretty safe, but it kind of
fell out right there on the whatever it is where
they put the grocery.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay, but I love that.
Speaker 16 (21:56):
Look.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Look, I'm not one of them, but almost everyone in
this room probably has some photo on their phone along
with you know, five hundred thousand other photos of something
suggestive or tasteful, is nude, whatever. But I the thought
of having a hard When I say hard, I mean
(22:17):
a real picture, a photograph as they used to call them,
in your wallet. I find that so interesting.
Speaker 35 (22:23):
Yeah, I felt kind of romantic having it. Like I said,
he has a peach butt. So I said it was
a good lighting. I took the opportunity and I snapped
the photo. And I like having it in my wallet
because it's better to take out a photo and hold
it except when it falls out right.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Other than that, do you hold it? Do you show
it to other people other than the stranger that's checking
you out of the like.
Speaker 35 (22:44):
Put it next to me on the couch sometimes we
watch TV.
Speaker 36 (22:46):
No.
Speaker 15 (22:46):
I just like having the tangible photo.
Speaker 35 (22:48):
And it hasn't been a bad idea up until this
week when I really embarrassed the cashier.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Well, I mean, I mean it's I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
I'm going to ask for a copy.
Speaker 15 (22:56):
Oh girl, it's good.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Would you like to buy one I have? I mean,
is it just his butt?
Speaker 35 (23:02):
Yeah, he's laying down as if he's waiting for someone
to paint him.
Speaker 25 (23:05):
Nozel, I think show us all the picture, at least
let us judge.
Speaker 15 (23:13):
Maybe a quick flash, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Do you have full frontal nudity photos of him?
Speaker 37 (23:18):
Not a polaroid?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Perhaps in the cloud?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I think that's I think that's so interesting. You have
a real photo of him his little booty.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, people, it's so cool.
Speaker 35 (23:29):
Usually it's school photos of their children in their wallet.
But you know that's my version.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
So you know what have you ever? Has anyone ever
accidentally have they seen, like a photo you have maybe
on your phone, something they should not have seen?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Yes, all the time.
Speaker 15 (23:43):
Do you know who the person was?
Speaker 37 (23:44):
Sam?
Speaker 35 (23:45):
I had great luck in this category?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
What do you mean talk about it?
Speaker 35 (23:49):
Because Gandhi gave me a stack of photo She wanted
me to choose a photo to give her friends. So
I was looking through different ones to put in a frame,
and then one fell out. I'm like, Gandhi, I don't
think you meant to put this in the sash. I
think this is supposed to be in the secret pile.
Speaker 15 (24:01):
What was it?
Speaker 35 (24:03):
It was a gentleman's hand in a very promiscuous area.
Speaker 25 (24:06):
It wasn't that promiscuous.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
It was media promiscuous in Las Vegas.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
Yes, it was a hand in Vegas.
Speaker 37 (24:12):
It was weird.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Las Vegas is a very promiscuous.
Speaker 17 (24:14):
Area, right.
Speaker 25 (24:15):
And then Sam was like, can I keep this sure?
Speaker 14 (24:17):
If you want it?
Speaker 28 (24:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
It's so good to me.
Speaker 10 (24:19):
What the hell do you want it for?
Speaker 15 (24:20):
I like photos?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Clearly, Daniel Daniel, Danielle, you did not hesitate you have
obviously some photos that people have seen on your phone.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
I think, well, you know, when we go away on trips,
sometimes my husband will say, hey, send me a little
something before I go to bed.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
That's so sweet.
Speaker 28 (24:36):
Do I do?
Speaker 10 (24:36):
And he does and whatever, and then I delete them
right away. But I forget that you have to delete.
Speaker 17 (24:40):
Them off this and they got and you're deleted items fold.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
Sometimes you know it's going by and you go, oh,
and I grab the phone so fast. I'm like, give
you that phone back and.
Speaker 17 (24:49):
Let's not look at that.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
And then deleted, deleted. I always worried about my kids
looking because they've seen great tea naked on my phone.
Oh god, that's bad enough, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I will tell you there have been times I've been
on an airplane and you can see the people in
front of you looking at the stuff on their phone,
and it's right there. They forget. There's a crack between
the two seats and you can see everything they're looking at.
Speaker 17 (25:09):
I remember that time I accidentally sent one to you.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh god, you didn't accidentally send that. You sent that
on purpose accident? Oh my god, do you have.
Speaker 25 (25:18):
A stockpile of these in your phone?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I do not know, I truly do not.
Speaker 28 (25:21):
All right.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
A long time ago, I used to have one of
those fake calculators on my phone. You can push the
number in the vaults opens and you can sell all gone.
Speaker 25 (25:29):
Yeah, oh no, my fake calculator is still there.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
But you know, Daniel brings up a good point. You
can't do you really? Oh yeah, Daniel brings up a
good point. If you want to see what people have deleted,
check their deleted file like Froggy was, because sometimes you
forget to delete the door.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
That's the thing I now in my head. I go
to do this, then I got to do that, and
I gotta go to here. But isn't it purgect? Does
it live on the cloud forever? Anyway?
Speaker 15 (25:49):
I think it does.
Speaker 25 (25:50):
People say it doesn't, but I think it does.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Can you delete? I don't know. Hello, Kristen, that's not good. Hey,
So you have nude polaroids of your girlfriend's uh what
girlfriend in your wallet?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
They're not nude by any means, but I took kind
of riske polarized of myself and snuck them into her wallets.
That way, when she went to go buy coffee or
something the next day, she could find them.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
That's genius. Oh my god, it is like, okay, Starbucks
card is right here, Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Pretty much. That's sad about it by any means.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
See, this is why we love We love having instant
photos absolutely, you know, because that's why we love instacktack.
Speaker 25 (26:33):
That's the best change the nude photo game all the way.
Speaker 10 (26:37):
Some of them are small enough, though, you could hide
them in your wallet.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, or Christian's girlfriends and they.
Speaker 28 (26:42):
Have a printer.
Speaker 25 (26:43):
You can send pictures from your phone to that little printer,
so you can just cut out the moment altogether.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I love it all right, Thank you, Kristin. What a
great idea. Hide them in your your partner's wallet and
then time.
Speaker 17 (26:55):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 25 (26:57):
To be honest, I've seen Danielle take some of these
scandalous pictures. I saw it.
Speaker 37 (27:02):
I watch that happen.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
It was in the room and it was just down
my shirt. It wasn't that scandalous.
Speaker 15 (27:07):
It was your husband.
Speaker 10 (27:08):
It was okay, let's just move On's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Comfortable.
Speaker 10 (27:18):
I've been married a long time and we've been together
a lot, and sending whatever I want it makes me
so happy that you still do.
Speaker 15 (27:23):
Of course, I love that.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Peter, is a different problem with your Apple TV?
Speaker 16 (27:27):
Why?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Why? What's going on?
Speaker 17 (27:28):
Peter?
Speaker 38 (27:30):
Well, when the Apple TV first came out, and uh,
you would.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Hook up your eye cloud to it.
Speaker 18 (27:36):
Oh, yes, and I didn't know.
Speaker 38 (27:38):
I didn't know that the screensaver was all of your pictures. Well,
fast forward to my mother's birthday one year. My entire
family's over and there's a picture of my boyfriend completely nude.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So what kind of comments did you get from your friend? God,
what kind of comments did you get from your family
when your boyfriend's naked on your tea?
Speaker 38 (28:01):
They're all screaming. I just went and unplugged the Apple TV.
Speaker 17 (28:04):
Real question.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh my gosh, how do you turn this thing off?
I would panic too. How fun though, That's one of
those moments. Eventually, eventually you laugh and then you call
a local radio show and talk about it on the show,
so you're okay with them.
Speaker 17 (28:19):
I definitely never connected it again. That's for shure.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
There you go, all right, Peter, thank you, thank you.
Peter is not in charge of the a V at
our school, right, Thanks.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Peter, Have a happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.
Speaker 28 (28:42):
From our family to yours.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Happy Thanksgiving Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Is Smiley Stephen on the phone? Yes, so smile is Stephen.
We're talking about how life is just upside down. Of
course we all know that, but you actually have been
going on on some dates.
Speaker 17 (28:57):
Is this true?
Speaker 16 (28:58):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
So you went out with this guy and you actually
got off on the wrong foot. Can you tell everyone
what you said? That was a little long.
Speaker 22 (29:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (29:09):
I go up to him very enthusiastically. I said, Hey, Tim,
it's so nice todn't.
Speaker 22 (29:14):
Like finally meet you in person.
Speaker 20 (29:16):
And he's like, oh, it's nice to meet you. By
the way, my name is Tom.
Speaker 22 (29:19):
Okay, Yeah, before it started?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
How did that go?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I mean, was that it was that the was that
your last time with Tim Tom?
Speaker 20 (29:39):
I was, and I was kind of like, oh my god,
I'm so sorry. My mind's going like a million miles
a minute. I'm I'm an idiot, you know. He's like,
don't worry, don't worry. But I'm thinking my head, oh
my god, this is over, Like I already struck out
with this. So we have been Yeah, we kind of
have a combo and trying to put the Tim Tom
thing at the you know, behind me and like you know,
(30:01):
the bill comes on, like, oh, pay for the whole thing,
Like I screwed.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Up your name.
Speaker 22 (30:04):
He's like, no, no, no, it's okay, we'll split it.
Speaker 20 (30:08):
And I don't know. It's just kind of been silence
ever since from him.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh okay, well.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
It wasn't meant to be you know what.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, no big deal there, you you deserve better than that.
So wait, So I'm hearing rumor that you have a
new crush someone from the show. Is this true?
Speaker 20 (30:31):
What what.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Gone told me?
Speaker 37 (30:35):
The other day?
Speaker 25 (30:36):
A photo was posted?
Speaker 12 (30:38):
Oh?
Speaker 25 (30:38):
Then he told me he was a bit thirsty about
the person in the photo who happens to be Oh.
Speaker 18 (30:44):
Yeah, yeah someone from our show.
Speaker 22 (30:48):
Yeah yeah, I'm hum to admit it.
Speaker 20 (30:49):
I really am. It's been a long quarantine. But who
instagram picture of how like me was in a meeting,
you know, like what came to meeting and he didn't
have a shirt on.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yes, Oh Nate, Oh.
Speaker 22 (31:06):
You look good.
Speaker 20 (31:07):
He looks like it was a little bit upper chest
and just the hair like was a little messy.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
And I was like, good, that's so sweet, so embarrassing.
Speaker 39 (31:23):
No, Stephen, I'm sorry you had to look at my
chest like that.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
I haven't worked out in a while, I haven't gotten
any son.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
He's giving you compliments, great, but I was the color
of an uncooked turkey. Come on, I'm so pale. It
doesn't matter. You know what, Nate?
Speaker 16 (31:42):
You know what like?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah he does? He likes raw meat. Hey, Nate, Nate.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
No one else on the show is.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Going to give you these commiments. But you guys will
take them.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
That's right, take them.
Speaker 39 (31:54):
I'm flattered, and Tim or Tom or whatever his name
is is missing out seriously.
Speaker 20 (32:00):
Thank you well, I appreciate it. Hopefully Tim Tom is
doing something fun today.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Keep in mind, keep in mind, smiling Stephen. If you
do go on on a date with Nate, don't call
him nick.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, all right, question what's that, Danielle?
Speaker 10 (32:24):
I have a dating question? So obviously it's like a
social distancing dating now but you still have wants and
knees and you're gonna want to make out and you're
gonna want to touch him. How do you know it's
okay to make out with someone nowadays? Like that?
Speaker 17 (32:39):
You don't know?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
And that you you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
It's about doggy style. Doggy style, all right?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yea guys come on like a scary states to make
make them wear a bag over their head.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Hey, smile and Steven, we love you.
Speaker 18 (33:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Wow.
Speaker 25 (33:13):
Text was so funny though. He was like, I'm feeling
a little thirsty. God, this quarantine has been long.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I was like, wow, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 28 (33:23):
This is full out boys, I'm doing Hey, I'm at sharing.
Speaker 26 (33:26):
Hi.
Speaker 35 (33:26):
This is Taylor Swift wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 28 (33:28):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
All right, so uncle Johnny. Uncle Johnny has been on
the show in a while. Well, we always try to
get him in the zoom room, and so we're recording
this because I want you to see what we're going through.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Last time it took him how many minutes to get
him in.
Speaker 17 (33:51):
The seventeen minutes.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I bet he's faster now. All right, let's try to
get him in.
Speaker 17 (33:55):
I want you to know that I sent him a
zoomer an invite and then I got a recorded message back.
That's just ambient room noise with the station playing in
the background and him trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Can you get him on the phone?
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Names you call him on the phone? I love that.
Speaker 17 (34:17):
Uh, And I was just getting a weird phone call
from a number I don't have, but it was Erico
two one to two, So I don't know if that
was him trying to call me.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
That could be his home number he has a yeah,
because he's back in New York City. Oh, Uncle Johnny.
But once we get him, it's always radio Gold. It's
always like a lot of fun to talk to Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 17 (34:35):
It's his home number. End in six ' three.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeah, Okay, he.
Speaker 17 (34:39):
Tried to call me.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I don't know what he's You know, he's got answering
because he was trying to call me. He's probably confused.
You can, Johnny, answer your phone.
Speaker 25 (34:54):
It'll take him like thirty seconds to hear that exactly.
Speaker 37 (34:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
But what I'm loving is he can't even figure out
how to use a phone that's connected in his apartment.
It's like a connected phone to the wall, to the wall.
Here we go pick him up. Scary, Hello, Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 16 (35:10):
Good morning, Hello waited, good morning?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
All right, So we sent you all the notifications to
get into the Zoom room. We're all in it and
we're waiting for you.
Speaker 16 (35:18):
Well, I got Froggy's thing, and I got the zoom room,
but it's got so many things. I didn't know what
they hit.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well, what do you have?
Speaker 16 (35:30):
Well I went on it. It says froggy zoom information. And
then I went on to my regular iPad here, which
I have the zoom and I joined it. Joined the
personal link on johnre and his iPad. So I got
to figure out how to get in there.
Speaker 17 (35:51):
Well, you should just be able to click it. It should
just say join meeting.
Speaker 10 (35:55):
Yeah, and you click it like people all over.
Speaker 17 (35:57):
The world do this every day.
Speaker 16 (35:59):
Yeah, just join meeting, joint meeting, all right, join with
a personal link name. All right, I put that, all right, join,
let's click that.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Whenever you see the word join, it's it's one step closer.
Speaker 17 (36:13):
We'll just give out the meeting I D in the
past here right passport right here on the air. Have
everybody in the brother in the meeting room.
Speaker 16 (36:20):
Well, I put my real name down. It says joint
to join the meeting. So what do I put when
it says meeting I.
Speaker 17 (36:28):
D the meeting ID was in the The meeting ID
is in the thing that I sent you. It starts
with eight one eight. It's a long set of numbers.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Don't read it out.
Speaker 16 (36:37):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, don't read that out loud.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
That came into which you're reading that on your iPhone.
Speaker 16 (36:44):
Originally I was by iPhone and then yes, that's what
I'm going to do right now.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Go back to your iPhone.
Speaker 18 (36:52):
Hit hit that.
Speaker 17 (36:54):
There's a link at the top. It says joined zoom meeting.
Speaker 16 (36:57):
Yes, all right, and I got it.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Okay, hit that.
Speaker 16 (37:02):
Uh you sho zoom meeting. I have the number out
on the top, so I put it in there. I
just join joint meeting.
Speaker 17 (37:09):
Just joined it, just join yeah, yeah.
Speaker 16 (37:12):
And password and to password.
Speaker 17 (37:14):
No, no, it's just the one that starts with nine
three five.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Well, I know he shouldn't have to do a password.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
If it has a joint meeting.
Speaker 33 (37:20):
With you should just be able to click and go
if you've been invited.
Speaker 16 (37:25):
Well, I'm trying to get click and go. Just a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Have you had all uncle, Johnny?
Speaker 16 (37:32):
No, I ken't. I got up about it now two
hours I haven't. Actually I didn't sleep well all night, Johnny. Yeah, anyway,
this isn't helping.
Speaker 33 (37:44):
Usually there's several lines of gibberish, and you just clicked
the entire.
Speaker 18 (37:47):
Thing and it just highlights and and that's it.
Speaker 10 (37:50):
Well, you paste it and put.
Speaker 16 (37:51):
It in right here. I got message sent I went on.
They said join zoom meeting. All right, I'm joining it now.
That is invalid meeting.
Speaker 33 (38:03):
Okay, okay, he's going to end up on someone's preschool class.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Would we post this video later?
Speaker 39 (38:13):
Can we have a little counter with the amount of
time it's taken Uncle Johnny to sure?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (38:17):
All right, right, all right, so what I'm going to
get together with you one day and you show me
exactly and put it up there and then I'll be
able to do it.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
But it should be easy. I mean, if he sent
it to your iPhone, he sent you all the information.
It's all included in the link, the password, everything all.
You just push the link and it takes you in.
Speaker 16 (38:38):
All right, So let me see. All right, I'm on
the iPhone and I hit please enter meeting password. But
I don't know the meeting password. I just I just
it just sent it to me.
Speaker 17 (38:52):
Now just send it to you again. It's it's the
I Now it.
Speaker 16 (38:56):
Just went away.
Speaker 17 (38:58):
Well that's because it's a text. That's what it does.
It's a notification. It comes up and then it goes away.
You got to go look at your text message. It's
in your It's in your text messages, in.
Speaker 16 (39:06):
My text man. Yes, Oh see where were they.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Your text messages when you go on my phone?
Speaker 16 (39:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (39:16):
Yes, So what you should do, Johnny, is you should
get your phone and open up your text message and
then now way you'll see the meeting id in the
past code and then if you have your iPad next
to you, you'll be able to type it in while
looking at the phone.
Speaker 16 (39:27):
Oh so I got to put the iPad next to me.
Let me go see it. Could I get the Twitter
on my iPhone?
Speaker 17 (39:32):
What do you need Twitter for?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You don't need Twitter?
Speaker 16 (39:35):
Oh, here's the meeting password? I D number? Okay, what
do I? What do I do? Put in password? It
just went again.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Are you on your iPhone or your iPad?
Speaker 16 (39:48):
I got the ad iPad in front of me and
the iPhone.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Ignore the iPad, right, just ignore the iPad.
Speaker 16 (39:54):
I'm ignoring the iPad.
Speaker 17 (39:56):
Well, hold on, do you have tax I think it's
easier if he uses the iPad with the zoom software
that he has on there. He looks at the meeting
idea in the pass code on his iPhone.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Okay, Johnny, question do you have your text messages on
your iPad to I think he does. He used to.
Speaker 16 (40:11):
I think I do. That would what would that little
thing be that would be text messages? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, okay,
right there the white board water bubble, it says meeting
ID number all right, and uh but that's that was
(40:33):
eight oh true?
Speaker 18 (40:37):
Have thousands of people in the room before long.
Speaker 16 (40:40):
It starts with out the time, all right, so right
in the password would be uh that the number?
Speaker 17 (40:49):
Yeah, the nine three five number.
Speaker 16 (40:52):
There's no nine three five No, it says past code.
Speaker 17 (40:55):
It starts with nine three five.
Speaker 16 (40:59):
No, it doesn't. Let me see it.
Speaker 17 (41:01):
I texted to you. I know. It says that.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Link and it sends him in listen.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 33 (41:09):
Well, now people are texting in that that Zoom changed
the rules because of security issues, and now you always
have to put the password in.
Speaker 28 (41:16):
No.
Speaker 10 (41:16):
I never put the password in ever, not one time.
Speaker 17 (41:20):
I send the new new link every morning.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
That maybe Gandhi and Daniel are here illegally.
Speaker 16 (41:28):
Hold on, let me, I'm not gonna say it out loud.
Speaker 18 (41:34):
You just did.
Speaker 16 (41:35):
No, I said what he said, And then.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
We're about to get Uncle Johnny in the Zoom room.
We're so excited. This is going to be such a
proud moment. Security have music ready for this too, like trying.
Speaker 16 (41:48):
To be wanting to go to break with me. We're
not going to passport. Please try again, No, so that's impossible.
All right, We'll try again. Something a long time ago.
Speaker 17 (42:05):
Yeah, nine, yeah, nine, three, five, and then the other
three digits after it. That's the past code.
Speaker 16 (42:10):
Okay, so we'll try that again. Okay, I got big fingers,
you know.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
I know what they say about that little buttons for
big fingers.
Speaker 10 (42:22):
Oh my goodness, exactly to.
Speaker 16 (42:24):
Get the first three. Here we go for the second three.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Okay, here we go, no space.
Speaker 16 (42:33):
Here we go. All right, now I continue here continue, Yes,
there I am.
Speaker 10 (42:40):
Where I am?
Speaker 16 (42:42):
I'm looking at myself?
Speaker 28 (42:47):
Different rooms?
Speaker 17 (42:49):
Video join video, there you go, here you come, my coming.
Speaker 16 (42:56):
The microphone.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Okay, there you are.
Speaker 16 (43:01):
You got call using internet audio? What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Just the way you are?
Speaker 16 (43:07):
Just where I am?
Speaker 11 (43:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (43:09):
There you are?
Speaker 28 (43:10):
There you are?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Can you see this?
Speaker 16 (43:14):
Can I can? I can't see you. It's to hear
I was plan please joint audio. Yeah, you can join
the using internet audio?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Can see now?
Speaker 30 (43:26):
I like froggy, Okay, not for froggy, I say, scary, scary.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I met you, uncle, Johnny. Did you see me?
Speaker 11 (43:36):
Now?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
When I talk, I should be no on my audio
is on, uncle, Now I can't see you, Johnny. There's
a button on there and it looks like it's a
grid with like nine little boxes on it.
Speaker 17 (43:45):
My gallery view.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Push that.
Speaker 16 (43:48):
Okay, let me see grid with THEE that I got
something that says zoom.
Speaker 17 (43:54):
You want gallery view. You want to view the gallery
see and see everybody, not just the speaker.
Speaker 16 (43:58):
Podcast video you more.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Maybe, I mean he looks like.
Speaker 30 (44:04):
A guy a minimized a bit virtual background.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
No, yes, yes, yes, hit that hit virtual background.
Speaker 16 (44:15):
I have it, says none.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Okay.
Speaker 18 (44:18):
In the top right corner, there's a thing that says
gallery view. Hit gallery view.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah is the thing says Valerie. Deal up here no.
Speaker 30 (44:29):
Gallery gallery gallery That is that the only thing that
says is record.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
He's still talking, but he's on the iPhone, isn't he.
Speaker 16 (44:39):
I'm on the iPhone.
Speaker 18 (44:41):
You can hang up the phone.
Speaker 17 (44:43):
Yeah, you can hang up the phone.
Speaker 9 (44:44):
Now onto the.
Speaker 16 (44:55):
Okay, Now I'm going onto the.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Johnny.
Speaker 31 (45:01):
You can hang up the phone, the phone, the regular phone,
hang hang up your cell phone, hang up your home
phone on my home phone.
Speaker 17 (45:11):
Yeah, his home next to your ear. Hang that up?
Speaker 3 (45:13):
All right, okay, now we're just on zoom.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Can you hear us?
Speaker 18 (45:16):
Right?
Speaker 7 (45:16):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (45:17):
Now, I see you?
Speaker 17 (45:22):
Where are you?
Speaker 34 (45:22):
No?
Speaker 16 (45:23):
I almost did? Oh there what he is?
Speaker 30 (45:26):
I see Gandhi?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Who do you see?
Speaker 16 (45:32):
I see Gandhi?
Speaker 30 (45:33):
And oh I see uh a froggy Okay, and.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yes, all right, scot it's Scotty, scary guy.
Speaker 18 (45:46):
That's that's it.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
And then on the top it says record because we're
recording it.
Speaker 17 (45:52):
All right. So last time it took seventeen minutes. I
do want to say that.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Where do you go?
Speaker 11 (45:56):
There? He is?
Speaker 17 (45:57):
There we go? Okay, last time it took seventeen minutes.
This time I sent him the original invite at okay four,
it took twenty one minutes.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
This time, four extra minutes to get you on.
Speaker 16 (46:12):
Any minutes left?
Speaker 7 (46:13):
You know?
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Look at all that booze in the background.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Where So the good news is we've been recording this
entire zoom room, so we can play this back.
Speaker 30 (46:30):
The last time I was on the zoom was went
back Katie, but she's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
She had the baby.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Hey, Johnny, you're so close to the screen. You can
back you can back up all of it.
Speaker 28 (46:42):
That's how my mom talks.
Speaker 10 (46:44):
My mom was like, hello, we could ship your nose.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Oh my god, Hey Johnny, that's did you show everyone
your new TV that we got you?
Speaker 16 (46:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 37 (47:01):
Here's a big apartment.
Speaker 15 (47:02):
A big apartment.
Speaker 17 (47:03):
You have a lot of plants, so you're growing weed
in there too.
Speaker 18 (47:06):
It's the whole top floor.
Speaker 17 (47:08):
Wow, uncle Johnny.
Speaker 37 (47:09):
That plays nice.
Speaker 17 (47:11):
It's a factory.
Speaker 16 (47:12):
Yeah, but what do you cat a lot?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
It's an old.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Man fact a railroad apartment sort of.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, it's a whole factory. It goes out of the
way to the back. Johnny, Johnny, the show them the
Tower of Terror elevator. It's the most frightening elevator in
New York City. It's like, remove your hair. It's right
over there. That is that thing will eat you. The
doors will close and they.
Speaker 16 (47:35):
Will eat you.
Speaker 17 (47:36):
Well not it hasn't and forty years.
Speaker 18 (47:40):
Is that how you get down?
Speaker 14 (47:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
How do you leave?
Speaker 16 (47:42):
You leave? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
I come up to the it opens up into my
living room.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
And then I go down.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
But scary when you're on the Tower of Terror elevator
going you have a t you you hear chains like
banging against the elevator and.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Everyone's it will stop and fall and go up more
than fall.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
It's it's all right.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
Can you want to go outside and yell tamp tampond?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
You want me to?
Speaker 17 (48:08):
Yeah, but we got we got people living, man, now.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I know, so, so Gandhi, what happened. We're trying to
get people to be desensitized to the word tampon because
you're trying to get tampons to help people who were
in a hurricane zone. Okay, yeah, so I said, Johnny,
why can't people say the word tampon? Go over to
your window, open the door and scream out tampon. And
he opened the door and all the workers were working
on the building next door, and he screamed out the
(48:30):
word tampoon.
Speaker 16 (48:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (48:35):
Sure, I wasn't because I never used them.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
I understand.
Speaker 16 (48:40):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
This is the balcony. Look, that's the building that you
didn't used to be there. Nice Please do you see
people out there?
Speaker 30 (48:49):
Uh, there's one person on a computer in their room.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Is their window open? Scream tampon and see what they say?
Speaker 17 (48:56):
Tampon?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
No temple? All right?
Speaker 37 (49:12):
Bing his apartment.
Speaker 15 (49:13):
I know this is amazing.
Speaker 17 (49:16):
I'm walking.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah, he has a little bit of clutter, just a
little bit.
Speaker 30 (49:20):
Well, I'm building my pills today, pills or bills, no
b pills because I put my pills together for three
weeks at a time or a month at a time.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
It takes up the entire apartment. Uncle, we love you
and we'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 30 (49:38):
But now have you guys, I'm looking forward to some
day we can all be together.
Speaker 18 (49:41):
Yea too again?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
All right, Uncle Johnny, we love you having it's time
for a bloody marry Uncle Johnny. Okay, all right?
Speaker 16 (49:54):
Do you know how.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
What am I?
Speaker 30 (49:58):
What?
Speaker 19 (49:59):
You know?
Speaker 18 (49:59):
How to leave me eating?
Speaker 6 (50:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
I just hit leave, don't I? You see what happens?
Here's the button and.
Speaker 17 (50:06):
Let's see which I just go like this?
Speaker 16 (50:09):
Are you gone? How do you do it?
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Just leave meeting? Where's the same leave meeting where it
says leave meeting.
Speaker 17 (50:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (50:27):
Leave on the bottom.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
There's a big red button.
Speaker 17 (50:30):
You want to move from from the meeting?
Speaker 27 (50:31):
Or No?
Speaker 2 (50:32):
I can remove him, well I know, but I think
it's more fun watching him trying too. No, who's doing
more this?
Speaker 30 (50:44):
Dan?
Speaker 16 (50:44):
I don't know?
Speaker 28 (50:49):
Off?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Now, all right, my uncle Johnny? Johnny I don't know
what I didn't.
Speaker 7 (50:58):
I don't know how to do this.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
My favorite Lene and they went in. I got by Johnny.
Speaker 17 (51:15):
All he did was turn his camera off. He's still there.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
I'm still there well, So that entire process was just
a long time.
Speaker 37 (51:24):
I miss him nice.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
We should try every day until he gets it right.
Speaker 5 (51:28):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Noises, Happy Thanksgiving from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 28 (51:43):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
The Elvis Duran phone tap Here, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Duran, I've got an idea for a phone tap. My
husband thought it'd be great to buy a real turkey
for the kids to have as a pet. Our pet
turkey lives in the yard and out on the back deck,
and when it were we let him into the laundry
room to sleep, because you know, turkeys will look up
and drown anyway. Some of our neighbors have been complaining
about our pet turkey, especially when it sings in the morning.
(52:10):
My husband loves animals. In fact, he feeds all the
neighborhood cats and raccoons and possums and they all come
to our house. Recently, my daughter and I were told
by our dermatologists that the skin rashes we've developed might
be scabies.
Speaker 18 (52:24):
Even though we.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Can't prove it, we think it could be from the turkey.
Why don't you call my husband and tell him that
you're a concerned neighbor and parent and tell him you
don't want your kids getting scabies from his turkey. My
husband's a wise ass. It could be a fun phone tap.
All right, This comes to us from Christine. Christine's going
to start the call and then Dave Brody will call
as the concerned neighbor. Here we go, today's phone tap.
Speaker 28 (52:48):
Hello, Peter, I'm more fied and I'm freaking out.
Speaker 7 (52:52):
I can't pread.
Speaker 22 (52:53):
Somebody from school called my cell phone and this guy
was screaming at me, cursing about what about the turkey
and the skies.
Speaker 7 (53:01):
I told you this is God, right now, give me
his number.
Speaker 18 (53:05):
I don't have his number.
Speaker 7 (53:07):
When he calls me, I'll speak with him and i'll see.
Speaker 16 (53:09):
I'll see.
Speaker 7 (53:10):
If you want to scream at me, I'm having about
listen to me.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
I'll speak with them.
Speaker 22 (53:14):
You handle very good bye?
Speaker 30 (53:16):
Good bye.
Speaker 18 (53:17):
That was fantastic. Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 11 (53:19):
You ready got ahead?
Speaker 16 (53:22):
Oil?
Speaker 19 (53:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (53:23):
Is this Peter?
Speaker 16 (53:23):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (53:24):
It is?
Speaker 18 (53:24):
This is Anthony, all right, listen to me.
Speaker 7 (53:27):
You don't call up and you don't scream and curse
at my life. Do you understand me?
Speaker 18 (53:30):
You're gonna sit your turkey on me, I'll come and.
Speaker 7 (53:32):
Sit myself on you. You understand that's disrespectful. I would
never scream, will curse at your wife.
Speaker 18 (53:37):
Ever, No, you wouldn't. My wife's got class, shouldn't have
a turkey.
Speaker 22 (53:40):
You sound like you acting like an ass.
Speaker 18 (53:42):
No, No, I'm trying to listen. I'm trying to be
a good guy here. But you're trying to be a
good guy.
Speaker 7 (53:46):
Screaming and cursing at my wife is being a good guy.
He's being a Gentleman's being a man. What'd you say
to him?
Speaker 18 (53:50):
I asked about the turkey? I said, your kids got scabies.
Speaker 7 (53:53):
My kid never had scathies.
Speaker 18 (53:55):
Your kid's got scabies.
Speaker 7 (53:56):
Now, my kid never had scathes.
Speaker 18 (53:59):
Imbecile, Well, she's got like rashes on or the teacher.
Speaker 7 (54:01):
Who has eczema, the same exema I.
Speaker 16 (54:04):
Have on my arms.
Speaker 18 (54:05):
Listen, we don't need that in this neighborhood. A right,
you don't need this in this neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
Turkeys are for Thanksgiving, not for pets.
Speaker 7 (54:11):
Okay, Okay, what do you for turkey?
Speaker 18 (54:13):
Please, don't worry about who I am.
Speaker 7 (54:15):
Okay, I know I am. Worry about who you are
because you because you got my number and you're talking
to me, and you're talking to me act you're a
little bit of a wise guy.
Speaker 18 (54:21):
I don't like that your kids coming to school with
all turkey diseases.
Speaker 7 (54:24):
The turkey disease. What diseases do turkey's carry?
Speaker 17 (54:26):
What do you know about anything?
Speaker 3 (54:28):
You got scaby babies?
Speaker 7 (54:29):
Well, no, it's to me. What do you know about
any kind of animal at all?
Speaker 26 (54:33):
What I know?
Speaker 11 (54:34):
What I know?
Speaker 7 (54:35):
What's your expertise?
Speaker 18 (54:36):
I'm a normal man. I got a dog, that's what
You're a normal man.
Speaker 7 (54:39):
You don't sound like a normal man. You sound like
a normal idiot.
Speaker 18 (54:42):
You got a friggin' turkey in your house in Brooklyn.
Speaker 7 (54:44):
That's why he's got in the house. The turkey lives outside.
Speaker 18 (54:46):
Your daughter told my daughter the turkey comes inside sometimes
when it rains.
Speaker 7 (54:50):
The turkey does not come in the house. The turkey
came in for Thanksgiving and that was it.
Speaker 18 (54:55):
Oh, that's pretty cruel, don't you think bringing the take
in while you're eating turkey?
Speaker 7 (54:58):
You're known nothing small minded. But tell me what you
know about a turkey.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
Here's what I know about turkeys.
Speaker 18 (55:06):
Four hours at three hundred and fifty degrees, you're calling.
Speaker 7 (55:08):
Me up, and you're going all kinds of nuts, and
you have jerk offt and you don't know anything about
what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
I googled scabies. I googled.
Speaker 16 (55:16):
You googled.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yo.
Speaker 18 (55:18):
That's God's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (55:19):
You googled something.
Speaker 18 (55:20):
You can get all kinds of diseases from turkey poop.
Speaker 7 (55:22):
You're reaching now, and I'll tell you what, if you
had any balls, you would say that to.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Me in person.
Speaker 7 (55:27):
You're scared, You're nobody. I just happened to have a
pet turkey in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
Big deal.
Speaker 7 (55:33):
I have more important things to do with my life
than to deal with a schmuk like you.
Speaker 18 (55:37):
You want to know who I am? Yeah, my name
is Dave Brody. You've just been phone tastic.
Speaker 7 (55:41):
Oh yeah, got to David.
Speaker 18 (55:46):
You anything you'd like to say to Christine? At this point,
I'll get you.
Speaker 7 (55:51):
Actually, I got even with you. I married you, and
that's the best revent.
Speaker 18 (55:58):
This phone was pre recorded permission granted by all participation the.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Elvis Teran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
It's the moment you've been waiting for. Black Friday is here.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
And the deals at Macy's they're incredible.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Twenty to sixty percent off toys, forty off Levi's, and
so much more. It's the best shopping day of the season.
So let Macy's be your guide to gifting. Shop now
at Macy's dot com.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
Happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Let's get to know our interns. So many interns. So
today we're meeting Robbie, Emily, Megan, Kitty.
Speaker 10 (56:42):
I feel like I know too much about Robbie. Already
feels wrong.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
Okay, well I just read four names, but five people
just walked in. Four there's four.
Speaker 17 (56:51):
What was Nate?
Speaker 28 (56:52):
So let's get to know you Nate?
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Okay? So okay, So let's we'll end with Robbie.
Speaker 28 (56:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
So you know what, There's something really cool about our
internship program. I mean, Dave Brody's in charge, and he
always brings us the most incredibly cool, gifted, wonderful, interesting,
multi dimensional interns every single season. I don't know how
you do it, you really did. Let's start with Kitty.
Good morning, kitty, Welcome to the microphone, Come on in morning.
(57:23):
So have you interned on other media? Show? And the
radio shows are in other media outlets.
Speaker 24 (57:30):
I ran my school's radio station, so I ran that
this past year. I was hip hop director there for
a bit that I was training director, and then I
was general manager this past year and pretty good.
Speaker 17 (57:41):
It was cool.
Speaker 37 (57:42):
University at Albany, goat.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Danes, there you go, and we're on in Albany. That's
so cool. Yeah, So anything interesting you want to point
out about your internship here at the Elvis dra and
morning show.
Speaker 37 (57:52):
I love I mean, I love it.
Speaker 24 (57:54):
I was here last summer and now I'm back helping
out with you guys a little bit, helping out on
Z one hundred. I just love all the cool people
I've met. The interns are super cool. I think we're
definitely this intern class. We're a lot closer than last year.
I think, Yeah, it's really nice.
Speaker 2 (58:10):
But you you live in a in a in a
very nice apartment on Central Park.
Speaker 37 (58:14):
Very nice or way to put it, well, most most
interns are you.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
Living in small little dorm room somewhere or little bitty.
Speaker 37 (58:24):
Apartments in the Yeah, so instead of living in one
of those.
Speaker 24 (58:27):
I live in a one bedroom apartment with my retired
mother that was built in the forties, So that's definitely better.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
So you do come from a family of privilege and so.
But but still you're you know, you want to get
out there in the workforce and do your own thing.
Speaker 18 (58:43):
I love that, definitely.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
So your family owns a football team.
Speaker 18 (58:47):
No big deal.
Speaker 37 (58:49):
Also one way to put it all right.
Speaker 3 (58:51):
It's okay, the Baltimore Ravens team.
Speaker 37 (58:55):
So my my great uncle was art model.
Speaker 10 (58:57):
So I shopping him all the times.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
So your related to the models. I was hanging out
with the models this past weekend. It's a big family.
Speaker 24 (59:06):
Yeah, I have a very big family. My ancestry dot
com account is easy to get lost, but so I
do have. My cousins are models. So if you shop
at Modell's, hi, that's us.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
And by the way, like us.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
If you don't live in the Northeast, you may not
be familiar. Model's is a it's a huge sporting goods
yeah store and whatever.
Speaker 10 (59:27):
But you know what they used to do for like
trick or trading. They used to give out model's gift cards.
They are at their house.
Speaker 5 (59:35):
They don't times.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
Times are tough. But anyway, enough of the family. I
just want to let you know that we have an
entire spectrum of backgrounds for all of our interns, all right,
So anyone have a question for kitty kitty questions?
Speaker 25 (59:47):
Oh kitty, So you said that this class of interns
is closer than the last.
Speaker 15 (59:51):
Was there beef?
Speaker 25 (59:51):
Was there something going on with the last time.
Speaker 37 (59:53):
I don't think there was, like Beef.
Speaker 24 (59:54):
I think just like we have like a group chat
last year and it just never really like kicked off,
Whereas this year there's like a whole Snapchat group and
like I really don't even use Snapchat, but now we're
like we're on it all the time. We're always talking,
taking videos of each other. Robbie took a weird stalk
or video.
Speaker 37 (01:00:10):
Of me recently, so I mean, be careful with that one.
Speaker 24 (01:00:13):
No, Yeah, I didn't even know if someone told me
and then I had to find out secondhand.
Speaker 37 (01:00:18):
So yeah, there might become beef.
Speaker 17 (01:00:21):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Okay, So, as far as interning on the Elvis Durant
Morning Show, has anything occurred here that has actually put
you on a different pathway to a different profession possibly
or other other questions you have about your future because
of this internship.
Speaker 24 (01:00:36):
I mean definitely, I think that, like I've always known,
I've wanted to work, like in entertainment, preferably in music,
But I find myself more convinced that, like iHeart radio
might be where I want to start my career because
I really enjoy it here. I'm not just saying that
because like I'm here on air and now, I promise,
I promise I say this like Maxwell all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 10 (01:00:57):
I teach you the worst around here, Well, yeah.
Speaker 37 (01:01:02):
You disrespectfully out of everyone, I think Max Durand that's
actually likes me. But no, everyone everyone is really sweet.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I'm gonna go, Yes, Scary has a question.
Speaker 33 (01:01:16):
I was going to ask, who is your favorite and
your least favorite member of Elvis Ran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Yeah, I think that's a very fair question. The witness
will answer the question.
Speaker 24 (01:01:28):
I know Scary wants me to say he's my favorite,
but definitely, but I will say, like, Scary was one
of the nicest people to me last year, So I
definitely I love Scary.
Speaker 37 (01:01:40):
I love everybody. You can't do that, Oh my god,
I don't know.
Speaker 24 (01:01:47):
I'm gonna say Brodie because I feel like he controls
my future.
Speaker 28 (01:01:54):
In you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I mean, come on, all right, let's move on to
intern Megan. Come on, inn Megan, Good morning, Megan morning.
Are you enjoying your internship at the Elvis Duran Morning Show?
Speaker 18 (01:02:09):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:02:09):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Do you understand it sounds weird to me to speak
of myself in the third person?
Speaker 16 (01:02:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
So is Elvis DuRane a nice guy?
Speaker 15 (01:02:16):
Elvis Durren is a great guy from Meghan's point of view.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Okay, good, Okay, this is your second I believe this
is your second round with us as Yes.
Speaker 15 (01:02:24):
This is my second summer.
Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
So what brought you back? You could have gone anywhere?
Why do you want to come back to the Elvis
Duran Morning Show?
Speaker 15 (01:02:29):
I absolutely love it.
Speaker 40 (01:02:31):
Like people say, it's hard with the mornings, and whenever
I tell them, oh, I have to get it on
the three fifty eight train to get in here on time,
They're like, how you do it?
Speaker 15 (01:02:40):
And it's honestly, just like.
Speaker 10 (01:02:42):
For the love of it, right, we muth not be
as bad as we think we are. They just haven't
seen it yet.
Speaker 17 (01:02:49):
Where do you go to school?
Speaker 15 (01:02:50):
I go to the University of Tennessee and Knoxville right, yeah,
I go Valls.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Where are you from originally Long Island?
Speaker 19 (01:02:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
So you grew up listening to us, I guess, Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 40 (01:02:59):
I actually came visited when Carla Marie was on the show.
My aunt was friends with her and she let us
come up.
Speaker 37 (01:03:05):
And do a tour.
Speaker 15 (01:03:06):
And I saw you guys when it was like the
old studio.
Speaker 17 (01:03:09):
Right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Hey, it's kind of interesting of people who come visit
us before they become interns. It seems like we would
have scared you.
Speaker 15 (01:03:18):
Oh no, oh my god. I got my foot in
the water. I got a taste and I was hooked.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
So, I mean, I don't know exactly, or I don't
know if you know exactly where it is you want
to end up in Land. But where do you think
you would like.
Speaker 17 (01:03:29):
To go in this business?
Speaker 37 (01:03:31):
Honestly?
Speaker 40 (01:03:31):
Anywhere around music. I grew up doing music my whole life.
I'm in a band right now and we play on
the weekends like cover band.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I sing and I play guitar, right yeah, Hold on,
all interns, do you guys play instruments at all? Inter
of you? Yeah, Robbie does, of course. Oh my god, Danielle,
what we could put we could put our intern band together.
Nice anyway, Sorry about that. We now reserve the right
(01:04:02):
to bring Kitty back to Have you noticed any talent fits,
any tantrums being thrown by any members of the show.
Oh god, you can speak freely. No one's gonna get.
Speaker 37 (01:04:11):
Fired, probably, like I don't know. I guess like Brody
when he gets mad about like sports or something.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
He gets all mad about stuff that he can't control.
Speaker 37 (01:04:26):
Yeah, that's that's how it is.
Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
A thank you, intern, Kitty, thanks for the recall ER's
go to intern Emily.
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Emily. Welcome to the microphone, Emily. I know, Emily. Have
you noticed anyone throw any sort of tantrum or fit
here on the show?
Speaker 15 (01:04:42):
My favorite is you?
Speaker 14 (01:04:44):
Okay, it wasn't you had a right to remember when
you got rained on.
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
You was so mad.
Speaker 14 (01:04:54):
Honestly, I caind of handle it well. I was surprised
he didn't have clothes for you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Walked to work in the pouring rain, and I have
my dog Max with me. It was a bad day.
Speaker 37 (01:05:04):
Bad Yeah, that's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Anyway, If you're just wondering, we're getting to know some
of our favorite interns are here today. So right now,
we're talking to uh intern Emily. So, Emily, any observations
from your time here at the Elvis dur In Morning
Show that you want to share something. Maybe we don't
notice being here in our cage every day, you may
see something we need to know about.
Speaker 28 (01:05:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (01:05:25):
I guess how casual you guys just talk. Like when
you guys are talking, it just seems like you're just
hanging out. I wasn't expecting that. I don't know.
Speaker 28 (01:05:33):
We don't know what.
Speaker 15 (01:05:34):
I like pictured it to look.
Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Like we make it sound natural, but it's all scripted.
Speaker 10 (01:05:39):
Yeah, it's not one script.
Speaker 15 (01:05:41):
That's the satisfy.
Speaker 14 (01:05:42):
I guess you can really just say like anything, like
you really do if you just run in and or
like the amount of people who run in like randomly,
will like show you something to say it, and.
Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
I'll just say it, and you'll just say it.
Speaker 26 (01:05:54):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Well, that's what we do. It really is the easiest
job on earth, and they pay us a buttload of
money to do it. It's insane talk about all the
money you make.
Speaker 10 (01:06:02):
It makes so much money. It's insane, so crazy to
make you feel bad.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Okay, so your favorite and least favorite on the show
people that you connect with the most and least.
Speaker 14 (01:06:17):
My favorite is actually Brodie because I tell people he
could be like my you're not that old, but you
could be like my grandpa.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Wow, but you're next that you're totally skipped over the fact.
Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
You skipped over the fact that you give me your
father because.
Speaker 15 (01:06:41):
Because he's really cute. He's like just a cute like man,
like a cute man.
Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I love him all right.
Speaker 10 (01:06:50):
The other day you got a haircut and I was like,
oh did you get a haircut?
Speaker 15 (01:06:54):
And made me so happy?
Speaker 17 (01:06:58):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
And now the person what about the person you least
connect with?
Speaker 26 (01:07:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (01:07:05):
I've never talked to Josh in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
By the way, to be Josh does a lot of
our the sound, and he sculpts the sound of our show,
and he does it in a very dark cave in
the back.
Speaker 10 (01:07:20):
When you get to know Josh, he's like one of
the sweetest people in the world. He loves he loves
comic books, and he loves Disney. You'd never think Josh
the Disney freak and he is. It's cool, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
So any final thoughts before you give the Florida Robbie.
By the way, what do you guys all think of Robbie.
He's a very interesting, odd quirk of nature, I.
Speaker 15 (01:07:42):
Believe, an absolute wild card. You never know what's going
to come out of his mouth.
Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
Right or in.
Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Exactly.
Speaker 14 (01:07:50):
That's the only thing I know about him is his
sex life.
Speaker 10 (01:07:52):
I'm worried about.
Speaker 17 (01:07:53):
Wonder.
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
You know, I'm a nice guy, though, I do wonder
working for a big corporation if we're liable for anything
with him out there spewing information about his sex life,
and we really got to be careful with that, you know.
Speaker 14 (01:08:05):
Well that's why I asked him in the back if
you guys meant to go to commercial right when you
started talking about that he got paid for sex.
Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Well, by the way, we're about to get back into
that in the moment. Uh No, it was the computer
tells us what time we have to take a break.
It just so happened the computer said it's time for.
Speaker 14 (01:08:21):
It's perfect because he was like, yeah, I have and
it was like, oh Strand in the morning shows.
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah so you noticed that as well, didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Yeah, all right, well thank you very much, the best intern.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
No, we do absolutely and keep in mind and Brody
is just he is the wizard at choosing everyone want
he'll choose a clonker, but we have it on. He
got those.
Speaker 10 (01:08:44):
Grandpaw skills, only one this semester.
Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Right, thank you, Emily. All right, we move on to
an intern. Robbie.
Speaker 17 (01:08:54):
Good to be back.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Okay, you understand now Robbie's background is such where he
comes from a very liberal artistic family.
Speaker 23 (01:09:02):
I do.
Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Yeah, your mom is a painter and artist.
Speaker 12 (01:09:05):
She is.
Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
She's a ruroralist, and your father a muralist.
Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Your father, what is your father?
Speaker 41 (01:09:08):
He's in commercial real estate. That's actually how they met.
He wanted a mural painted on his building and he
hired my mom to do it.
Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
That's so cool, very cute.
Speaker 41 (01:09:15):
Right, give me siblings, and I have four biological siblings,
three biological siblings and a couple step brothers, stepsister ish.
My family always has people living with us, so I
call them my siblings because they've lived with me for
my whole child.
Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Of course, one from France, one from Tanzania.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Tanzania or is in Africa. Yes, okay, so let me
ask you this question. Did you grow up like going
to rather than going to a public school, you went
to like nude and counter groups.
Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
I went to a Quaker school.
Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Okay, very nice?
Speaker 41 (01:09:47):
Yes, which is it's I think that's probably why I
am how I am. Quakers are very huge on community,
so I really love blame the Quakers.
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
They're sweet people are No wait a minute, no one's
blaming anyone on anything. Did you hear blame? Was I
casting blame?
Speaker 27 (01:10:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
We think you're fabulous something.
Speaker 37 (01:10:04):
Assumed you were going to get to it.
Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Oh no, no blame, no blam.
Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Okay, So last time we spoke with you on our show,
the question was have you ever been paid for sex?
And then you said is it okay to talk about that?
And then we were just assumed at that point you're
guilty as charge. So hair point, you've actually been paid
cash or trips, furs, jewelry, alcohol? Okay, well, oh.
Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Sixty dollars worth of alcohol though, Oh you see there
was a receipt.
Speaker 29 (01:10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Well it was after a stripping gig.
Speaker 41 (01:10:33):
The girls who hired us uh said hey, Robbie, uh
are would you be able to stay back.
Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
A little bit with our friend from maybe you know,
a little extra something? And I was like, okay, sure.
Speaker 41 (01:10:47):
So I didn't feel I will be honest, I didn't
feel great about myself afterwards.
Speaker 15 (01:10:51):
Though, sixty dollars is pretty low.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
But let me ask you, let me ask you a
question of the Robbie. You could have easily said no,
you choose, and I wasn't a part of choosing to
do so fun. You had a good time, Like do
you want to see what would happen?
Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
I think that's what it was. I was like, oh,
this would be an awesome story to tell.
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Right, And you weren't desperate for alcohol as it and
like an alcoholic, so it wasn't like you need you
needed that fix and so you had to get it
through sex.
Speaker 41 (01:11:16):
No, okay, So there was no There was no foul
play besides the legal prostitution. But I don't don't if
you're thinking about it, don't do it, okay.
Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
It's humiliating what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
For you, it was, it wasn't really humiliating. I was like,
am I really worth that much?
Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
Like?
Speaker 17 (01:11:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 41 (01:11:34):
For me, I was just like, I like, that didn't
That's not how I want. I want the person who
I'm doing it with to like want me. I want
to want them.
Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
They wanted you.
Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
I guess that's true. I comment emotionally but physically that's
what I'm just.
Speaker 10 (01:11:49):
Looking at him thinking, can you come over and so
I can show my kids what not to do?
Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
So did you does your mom know that you are
out there playing around and having a good time.
Speaker 41 (01:11:59):
She does, Yeah, she does, My mom does, My dad does.
She doesn't like it when I talk about it graphically.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
But no, no, when you say graphically, what does that mean?
Am I?
Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
How graphic am I allowed to get? I mean sometimes
to bugger I, I give graphic details of what I
did last weekend, which she doesn't like, like.
Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
The actual physical, actual movements and things. Okay, no, no,
but we got to.
Speaker 11 (01:12:28):
Keep it on.
Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
We have to keep the schedule going here. So, as
we have asked our other favorite interns in interday, I
gotta say this intern class is my favorite of many years.
Speaker 18 (01:12:36):
You guys, you guys are.
Speaker 28 (01:12:40):
Individual in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Thing going, and that's what makes the whole stronger, as
you may know, the whole stronger. Yeah, so you only
shows very stand offish, I mean people who are on
the show, who are in this room.
Speaker 41 (01:12:55):
Yeah, I honestly, And you guys are maybe gonna make
me say one I can't. I can't say anything negative
about anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
No, no, I didn't. I didn't request a negative comment.
I'm like, who have you Who is the least least
likely to get to know on this show?
Speaker 12 (01:13:11):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Probably Nate?
Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
Oh you know why.
Speaker 17 (01:13:16):
You're still my stripper name?
Speaker 18 (01:13:17):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
I did tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Michael Michael J.
Speaker 23 (01:13:23):
Cox.
Speaker 17 (01:13:24):
N is Michael J. Cox when you were a diaper?
Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
So is Michael J. Cox.
Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Hey, question, well, who did you who did you stealing from?
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Original Baby?
Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
No?
Speaker 16 (01:13:37):
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
No name that great is did you come up with?
Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
All?
Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Right?
Speaker 14 (01:13:42):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
But what as far as an internship goes, I know
we have a lot of it's all fun and games,
but at the end of the day, it's business. I mean,
are you actually learning something here?
Speaker 41 (01:13:51):
Josh Is?
Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
I work with Josh doing all of his audio production stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
He's the best.
Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
He I've never met somebody so talented on pro toys.
I can't. He does things in five secsons.
Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Someone could argue that you are a pro tool if
you if you charge money, and.
Speaker 10 (01:14:07):
It doesn't cost that much either, right here?
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
So this is these are our interns everyone. I wish
we could Robbie, Emily, Megan, Kitty. Thank you guys, for
coming in. And by the way, I will tell you
another added bonus with Robbie's he knows sign language and
so why do you know sign language?
Speaker 41 (01:14:29):
I failed my Spanish placement exam going into college, so
I needed to pick a new language and it was.
Speaker 10 (01:14:36):
Sammy loves it and he's actually been using it for
good stuff I have been.
Speaker 41 (01:14:40):
Yeah, I love it, and I'm going to study at
the National University for the deafn Heart of Hearing.
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
You know what I've noticed about you? And I know,
I know some other people have pointed this out. When
you're just having a conversation with anyone, someone who can
hear perfectly, well, you actually use sign language without knowing it.
Speaker 41 (01:14:52):
Probably yes, because I'm always practicing. Okay, so sometimes I
sign when.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
I talk like he's doing right now? All right, I
love you all. I think you're all fantastic. And there
you go. The In terms of the Elvis.
Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Durand Morning Show, Happy Thanksgiving Elvis Terran in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Show, Hey, so are we do you consider yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Great at reading someone? Like first impressions or things little
nuances they have that can tell you a lot about
their personality.
Speaker 28 (01:15:31):
Yep?
Speaker 39 (01:15:32):
Oh really, like what for instance, I'm so good at
knowing if someone's in distress or not. Hell well, for instance,
I know when you're annoyed, Elvis, So it's like, right now,
I could see in your face you're not happy. I'm
very happy. Well obviously not with me, so obviously you're
striking out. I take it back, then, I'm totally happy
(01:15:56):
with you. So you're not good at that anyone else? Yes, yes, scary.
Speaker 33 (01:16:01):
I can spot a fake person a mile away, like
if someone's being fake to you, like when you're getting
fake hospitality when they have to be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
To you just because it's their job. Yet, right, Okay,
you're good at that. What about you, Gandhi? What nuances
in someone's personality traits really tell you a lot about them.
Speaker 25 (01:16:18):
I think there's a way that people look at you
when you first meet them, and sometimes we've all met
these people. They just size you up, like head to toe.
They're taking everything in and judging immediately, And most of
those people who do the elevator eyes all the way
up and down have turned out to not be so
kind in the future.
Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Also, the people when you're having conversations with them, they're
looking behind your head to see who else is in
the room, yeah, or how they treat other people anyway,
So Gandhi found you this great article. I wanted to
kind of like steal some stuff from it. Seven insignificant
details that tell you a lot about someone, And just
in passing, we have brought it up a lot of people,
A lot of you texted in about, well, if you
(01:17:00):
see someone who's not nice to animals, you know that
they're probably a dud.
Speaker 25 (01:17:05):
Hell yes, absolutely, Even like the pigeons and the rats
in New York City, when I see people try to
kick them out of the way, I lose it. I'm like, really, dude,
this is their space, not yours.
Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
To be honest, you know, when a rat's on your foot,
you do tend to accidentally cook a kick a little bit.
Speaker 14 (01:17:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
But also, and Danielle brought up a good one too.
Speaker 10 (01:17:24):
Oh, moms, you have to make sure they're nice to
their mom. If someone's not nice to their mom, kick
them to the curb exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
You can tell a lot about people.
Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
And also if you're in a restaurant and the person
you're with treats whoever is waiting on your whatever like crap,
they're probably not worthy of your time. At all, because
these people are there to make sure you have a
good time and you're going to be mean to them.
Speaker 17 (01:17:47):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
So this list was kind of great. Insignificant ways you
can tell a lot about someone. One Malcolm S. Forbes
once said, you can easily judge the character of a
person by how they treat those who can do nothing
for them absolutely. For instance, So if you're only nice
to people who you can get something out of. If
someone's only nice to you and you see they treat
(01:18:11):
other people like crap because you're the only one who
can take care of them in some situation, you know
that you really shouldn't be hanging out with them.
Speaker 10 (01:18:17):
And you know what the other thing to that is.
And I've seen this happen many times. People will hang
out with someone until they have no use for them anymore,
and then they're out disposed of them, which I've seen
happen so much, and I'm like, dude, that is not cool.
Speaker 17 (01:18:31):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
That's why Nate, we have to have a meeting later. Job, Yes, Kandhi.
Speaker 25 (01:18:36):
One of the things that took me a long time
to realize with these jobs is that everybody presents their
best foot forward with us.
Speaker 37 (01:18:43):
So you think everybody's so nice and we have the
greatest people.
Speaker 25 (01:18:46):
But that's not true because so many people want something
from us, like hey, mention my business on the air.
So not everybody is a nice person. You think that
they are, and it took a while for me to
kind of get there.
Speaker 17 (01:18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Wait, So the way customers treat service employees at restaurants,
cafes and other establishments, it really tells you a lot
about them. Yea, there's the greater picture is how people
treat others who can't do anything for them. And by
the way, this article I'm reading is called, as I said,
seven Insignificant Details.
Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
That tell you a lot about someone by Andy G.
I don't know what the G stands for.
Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Another sector of people, another personality trait that tells you
a lot about a person, how they interact with those
from whom they want something.
Speaker 25 (01:19:29):
Yes, when suddenly your friend is like kissing up to
someone and you're like, ew.
Speaker 18 (01:19:34):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Write exactly, it's sort of like what you were just
talking about, Gandhi. For example, when some guys see women
they like, they seem nice and happy for a moment
before reverting to their old selves. Again, and you wouldn't
experience that totally. So if you can recognize that kiss up,
then you know that maybe Okay, What are they like
when they don't need something from you? Another another trait
(01:19:59):
to look for in people, how they follow through on
their promises. Give me, you know, like give me if
I've benute talk, give you an answer and then never
give you an answer, right, and get back to you
by Friday. Now there's no Friday.
Speaker 25 (01:20:12):
Right, I'm totally gonna do that. Just give me a
minute and I'll send it.
Speaker 37 (01:20:15):
No, you didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
So a lot of us, you know, we make promises
and we don't keep them. So look, life happens, and
sometimes it's necessary to wiggle out of things, right or
say look I can't. I promised you I could, but
I can't. But if you just move on and just
pretend it never happened. Interesting how their real life life
differs from their social life life. That's such a big one.
Speaker 25 (01:20:41):
One of my very best friends and I love him
to death, but if you go to his Instagram page,
it's the most repulsive thing I've ever seen. It's him
flexing his muscles in front of a mirror every single day.
And yeah, has he lost weight and he looks good.
I get it, that's what he wants to show off,
but that's not who he is as a person. And
I just look at it and I'm like, oh, come on, man,
you can do better than this.
Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
And we know many people a nice guy though, Yeah,
come on, Well it's right, it says here in this
article examine how someone behaves on social media versus real life?
Is it always necessary for them to be putting on
a show? And if you think about it, that's kind
of what social media is. I mean, we all sort
of put on a show every once more. We're not
going to show them like us taking a pooh or
(01:21:22):
like you, we don't show them everything, right, Yeah, scary.
Speaker 33 (01:21:25):
I always noticed when it comes to social media the
follower count versus following count.
Speaker 18 (01:21:30):
If you if you're following like a nine hundred people.
Speaker 33 (01:21:33):
And you have fourteen followers, a lot of times that's
a troll and they don't have like stuff about themselves.
Speaker 18 (01:21:39):
I just noticed that a lot.
Speaker 33 (01:21:40):
Of people because anytime I ask a troll comes out
to my social media, it's always someone that that has
like about twelve followers, Like, oh, you have no friends?
You know, for obvious reasons, because you're a bad person.
I'm just saying all I notice it a lot. But
they're following three thousand trolling everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
That's what I notice. Brittany one twenty four, she has
another one. Hey Brittany, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 13 (01:22:03):
Oh my god?
Speaker 34 (01:22:04):
I love you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Well, thank you and thank you very much for listening
to us. We need everyone we can get.
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
So, uh, what type of personality trait do you see
that makes you go, hmmm, I don't know if I
trust this person.
Speaker 26 (01:22:16):
It's how when you treat how you treat older people, like,
you know, like it. I just feel like if you're
mean to, you know, older people, then you're not a
very good person either.
Speaker 25 (01:22:29):
It's true, give up your seat on the subway for
an older.
Speaker 26 (01:22:31):
Person exactly exactly.
Speaker 34 (01:22:34):
And so it's like I saw that the other day,
and like there was this older lady, you know, she
was in a walker and you know, like we were
on the train and these people would not even let
let her sit down, and I'm like, that is so
grue and so I got.
Speaker 26 (01:22:51):
Up and you know, because I entered my back a
couple of months ago, but you know, I'm a lot younger,
and I let her have my seat, you know, And
so that's just that's just how life works, you.
Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Know, person, So you know, and there you go, and
it's okay to notice that you're you're good. And you
know what, I've always been impressed by are as an
example uh Asian culture, how they always put older people
up on a pedestal. Yeah better than yeah.
Speaker 26 (01:23:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 34 (01:23:24):
So it is such an honor to speak with you
guys for like fifteen years.
Speaker 26 (01:23:29):
I'm like, this is the first time I've gotten on.
So I'm like, oh my god, I love well.
Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
I'm glad you got through because what you had to
say was very important. And Brittany, by the way, I'm
the oldest person on the show. These people they treat
me like crap.
Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
But I know, you know, my birth.
Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Certificate has me born way before them, and they treat
me like hammered crap.
Speaker 26 (01:23:54):
And so.
Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Thank you, Brittany. You have a great day.
Speaker 17 (01:23:57):
Okay, thank you, lovey, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Now here's another one in the listen. I think this
is very interesting because I want us to discuss this.
They say, you can tell a lot about a person
by the appearance of their vehicle. Yeah, okay, really.
Speaker 18 (01:24:13):
It's clean.
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I'm sure what like if it's clean or not?
Speaker 17 (01:24:17):
Well, yeah, I guess I think dirty car, dirty crotch.
You have a dirty car, you don't take care of God.
Speaker 25 (01:24:25):
So the only people I will give a pass to
in that though, is people who have little kids, because
you know, you've all gotten to someone's car and they
have car seats back there, and then there's like smush
macaroni in the floor. I imagine it's probably really difficult
to keep up with that.
Speaker 37 (01:24:37):
All the time.
Speaker 25 (01:24:37):
But if you're single and you're living in like some
type of landfill of fast food, oh, ew, what are
you doing?
Speaker 15 (01:24:44):
Have you evergotten in your.
Speaker 10 (01:24:45):
Car and you smell like, Oh, I think I dropped
a French fry yesterday or so it rotted.
Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
I'm thinking of my when I mentioned that, Are you
all thinking about what kind of shape your car is
in right now?
Speaker 23 (01:24:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
So there's this rider.
Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
I love him. His name is Malcolm Glad.
Speaker 17 (01:25:00):
You may have heard of him.
Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
He has a book out called Blink, The Power of
Thinking Without Thinking, And in this research he was researching
eighty students who were rated by their closest friends versus
complete strangers who just spent fifteen minutes visiting their bedrooms.
You can also tell a lot about someone by the
messiness of their bedrooms. I don't know what this suggests.
He says, is that it's quite possible for people who
(01:25:23):
have never met us, and who have spent only twenty
minutes thinking about us to come to a better understanding
of who we are than people who have known us
for years.
Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
If you want to get a good.
Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Idea of whether I'd make a good employee, drop by
my house one day and take a look around. Wow,
don't come to my house right now. That things sham.
Speaker 25 (01:25:40):
Yeah, leave my apartment alone, police right now.
Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Anyway, So it's interesting to we all have different nuances
that we look for in people, right Yeah, And some
of it's just built in. And I know that in
our experience with dealing with mass amounts of people at
any given time, not so much lately. You can see
some when coming a mile away that you kind of
want to turn and go the other way because you
(01:26:04):
get to learn about where what you're going to learn
about them eventually, which I know, I don't know. Maybe
we're just booking, we're judging books by the covers, but
I don't know.
Speaker 28 (01:26:14):
I don't I think there are.
Speaker 25 (01:26:15):
Some things though that are a big deal that end
up being a big deal, like later in life. And
for me, one of the things is watch somebody when
they don't get their way, when something doesn't go the
way they want it to go. How do they act
in that situation, because it's fascinating. You will see people
turn into giant babies or be exceptionally rude. And then
you have people who are kind of like whatever, roll
(01:26:36):
with it, flow like water. It is what it is,
what can you do about it?
Speaker 10 (01:26:39):
My favorite with those people, Gandhi. My favorite is are
people who are so nice to you when you're giving
them what they want, and then as soon as you
can't do something, you are the biggest jackass in.
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Oh I hate that line.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Twenty is Laura. She says, you can tell a lot
about somebody by what, Laura.
Speaker 9 (01:27:00):
What they do with their grocery cart after they're doneloading
their car.
Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
We talked about this.
Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Absolutely, go go ahead and finish that up, Laura, because
it's so true.
Speaker 9 (01:27:10):
So if they leave it, you know, buy your car
or just in the middle so someone else can drive
into it their a dirt bag. Okay, I'm sorry you
have no consideration for other human beings. If you put
it in like the cart thing, all right, you're you're
a good person.
Speaker 26 (01:27:27):
We can roll with that.
Speaker 9 (01:27:28):
But if you roll that car all the way back
up inside that grocery store, man, you are an above
average human. And I want to know you.
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
I agree. And you know a lot of times they
give you the cart corral right there in the parking lot,
right right there. Yeah, one day it was kind of funny.
We sat in the car and just kind of watched
for a while to see, we go, Okay, this person
right here, I bet you they do not return the
cart and we will play cart or car return.
Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
It tells you kind of how bored we are with
our lives. But very good point. Thank you, Laura, Thank
you listening to us as well.
Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
Laura, thank you.
Speaker 9 (01:28:02):
Have a great day.
Speaker 10 (01:28:03):
Have you ever like said something to someone before about
that I have the car corral was right next to
their car, and I said, you're gonna leave it there?
Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Yeah, Oh, they'll put it up on the They'll put
it up on the little island that's made out of
like like the lava lava rock and whatever right there.
Speaker 10 (01:28:20):
And then they kind of was like, mind you business.
Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Look at this, people are texting in things. I judge
people by the way they drive.
Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
You know, people can be really If you cannot have
the same courtesy in your car as you do in
a line at a grocery store, then it says a
lot about you and Gandhi this is a good one
too that you just posted on us.
Speaker 25 (01:28:38):
Oh yeah, I absolutely judge people the way they exit
a plane. I have no idea why people in the
last row think as soon as that plane lands they
need to run to the front and elbow people and
grab their bags and get off like no one else
was waiting.
Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
I feel like there's an order.
Speaker 37 (01:28:54):
It's row by row.
Speaker 25 (01:28:56):
That's how you get off a plane.
Speaker 15 (01:28:57):
Stop causing chaos.
Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
We essentially could go on and on all and we
all look for some things that others don't look for
it whatever, But you know what, I think the bottom
line is just being kind of people, and it really
starts there, you know. Interesting.
Speaker 28 (01:29:14):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Turkey Turkey Turkey, my baby, gobble gobble gobbling.
Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
God, Happy Thanksgiving, Turkey, Happy Thanksgiving From Elvis Duran in
the Morning shownes.
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Do you ever caught your significant other line to get
out of cheating on you. And it's the worst lie ever.
Speaker 18 (01:29:44):
I mean, do you have it?
Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
I can't find it.
Speaker 37 (01:29:47):
Oh yeah, let me find this again.
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
I think a DMD. We have way too many ways
of communicating with each other.
Speaker 25 (01:29:52):
Yes, So basically, he came home and he had makeup
all over his face. It was like powder, obviously from
a woman that he had been kissing and making out with.
He said, no, no, it's not what you think. I've
actually been sampling different types of bread.
Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Come again, exactly Apparently he was.
Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
He was darker in skin than the makeup on the
woman he was making out with, and it was all
over his face and he said, no, no, no, no,
I've been eating different types of bread.
Speaker 25 (01:30:27):
Yes, and I've been making it from scratch at home
with my roommates. That's why there's just powder all over
me because he's bread.
Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
He and the boys in the frat house are very bad.
Speaker 10 (01:30:37):
If she feel if he really was doing okay, get
out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
What is the worst excuse they tried to get away
with cheating on you, or maybe not even cheating, but
you know, tiptoeing around behind your back doing something they
shouldn't do. I would love to hear these excuses because
he thought he was being so crafty.
Speaker 14 (01:30:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
I'll just tell her that this is flour from loaves
of bread because we've been experimenting baking bread there in
the apartment. No, are you kidding?
Speaker 10 (01:31:07):
That happened in college. I had to come up with
an excuse because we were in the we were doing
theater and one of the guys and I were making
out in the bathroom and somebody walked in on us
and I was like, oh, we had makeup smeared all
of our faces. And I go, oh, we're taking our
makeup off. You see, we're taking it off, so you
have to smear as before I get it all off.
They were like, yokay, Danielle, we believe.
Speaker 7 (01:31:28):
We got to.
Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
You see things like lipstick on the collar.
Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
You see things like, you know, someone else's makeup all
over their face and around their lips. Okay, you can
almost explain away lipstick on their collar. You cannot explain
it away around your lips because well, you know, yeah,
unless you you know, performed at a drag show that
night for you got to clean up, you know. Okay,
Feel free to text them to us at fifty five
(01:31:52):
one hundred. We have hit a nerve here. Obviously we
could do a whole show on all the text messages
that are rolling in. They're coming through so fast we
can't keep up with him. Are you seeing all these yes?
Speaker 17 (01:32:02):
Oh yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
Wow.
Speaker 25 (01:32:05):
I want to laugh and I half want to shake
these people, like, what were you thinking? On what planet?
Speaker 37 (01:32:09):
Would that have actually been an excuse?
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
I found a very sexually graphic letter in my ex
husband's pants pocket from this woman he was cheating with.
Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
When I confronted him, he said he was holding it
for someone else.
Speaker 17 (01:32:19):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
So I was helping my ex boyfriend clean his room.
I found a thong behind his bed. He tried to
tell me it was his mom's. What okay, that could happen?
Let's say she was folding laundry on his bed and
here thong fell behind the men. Yeah, froggy.
Speaker 17 (01:32:39):
I always think to myself, when somebody gives you the
excuse they give you, that was the good one that
they had. I always wonder what were the ones that
were there, Like, man, you know what, that one's not
good enough.
Speaker 10 (01:32:49):
This is the one that's not gonna work.
Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
He was walking out of her house. And I caught him.
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
His words to me were, oh, I'm out for a jog,
and then he proceeds to jog right away. Let's see.
Mine's a little different because he did tell me he
was cheating, but his excuse for it was he didn't
want to lose a game of truth or dare Oh, okay,
I got a few more do it.
Speaker 18 (01:33:15):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Oh, my boyfriend was away at school, so I would
see it maybe once every couple of months. There was
a girl's hair on his pillow, and when asked about it,
he told me it was mine. So when I asked that, wait,
don't you wash your sheets? He says, no, I don't
wash them for months. Obviously it wasn't my hair, but
either way it was a deal breaker. Goodbye, Yeah, you
(01:33:36):
don't wash your sheets in a couple of months.
Speaker 17 (01:33:38):
Come on, and the one time and I said to
her quote, it's not what you think that was, I
was so like, just caught in headlights. I didn't know
what to do.
Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
It's not what you think, it's not what you say.
Everything is Ashley. Let's go live to Ashley. Hello Ashley, Hi,
Well hello, so your dad. Your dad had an excuse
for cheating and did did you believe it?
Speaker 40 (01:34:04):
No?
Speaker 11 (01:34:05):
I didn't believe it because I knew you were lying.
But our house was haunted, if you would believe that.
But his excuse was that that a ghost was using
his computer because we found messages for multiple different women
to deform him to multiple different women.
Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
A ghost, a ghost was on your dad's computer and
like sexting people.
Speaker 9 (01:34:30):
Yeah, pretty much that's what his excuse.
Speaker 10 (01:34:33):
Howell leave it to danielle Y.
Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Yeah, this is very possible.
Speaker 10 (01:34:41):
I mean, it's a ghost, all right, a house.
Speaker 11 (01:34:45):
So he tried to go with it, but we knew, hey,
you know what, he.
Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Should write screenplays. All right, thank you, Ashley, thanks for
listening to us. I think we have a talk back.
You know, if you're listening to us on the iHeartRadio app,
all you do is hit that little microphone button and
you can talk to like this port cheating excuse.
Speaker 7 (01:35:02):
My husband cheated on me, and I.
Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Found out because I have a latex allergy.
Speaker 28 (01:35:07):
At my huha quit so angry.
Speaker 11 (01:35:11):
And he tried to tell me at the beginning that yes,
he put on a latex condemn but he was experimenting
for our pleasure.
Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
And then he decided not to.
Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Ah, Okay, okay, Tarya from Haileiah. Hello, Tanya, what's going
on today?
Speaker 18 (01:35:33):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
Hey, you go ahead?
Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
What did you discover? Sorry?
Speaker 26 (01:35:39):
So it was a long time ago.
Speaker 11 (01:35:41):
We were in high school and he came back with
a hickey on his neck and his excuse was, I
got hit with a baseball.
Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Okay, so did a did you give it any consideration
like maybe he did?
Speaker 18 (01:35:54):
Or was it?
Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Absolutely really you're full of crap.
Speaker 6 (01:35:57):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 22 (01:35:58):
I mean, you got hit with a baseball on your neck?
Speaker 15 (01:36:00):
How are you not in the hospital?
Speaker 18 (01:36:02):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Obviously your ex boyfriend, right the exactly. I bet most
of these stories, Tanya, are my ex did this?
Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Well, there's a reason they're an X.
Speaker 18 (01:36:16):
I guess right.
Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Thank you, you have a beautiful day. Okay, you to
thank you?
Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
You guys see any more on the text messages, I can't,
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 25 (01:36:23):
I think my favorite one was he said that he
had COVID. COVID gave him brain damage and he didn't
know what he was doing when he cheated.
Speaker 10 (01:36:30):
Well, they do say.
Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
COVID can do it's brain fog.
Speaker 17 (01:36:39):
Eight six. I had an ex who told me he
quote fell on top of her when he tripped.
Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Like forty five times. Yeah, there are a lot of
a lot of these are finding out that their guys
are cheating with other guys. I mean there was one
text she was walking behind him on the beach when
they were on vacation. He was clearly on grinder seeing
who was close by. Yes, yeah, you know what. That's
the thing.
Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
When you're cheating, there's a good chance you're.
Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Gonna have to explain. Good luck and God bless Yeah, right, exactly.
Being honest is the best policy, I guess.
Speaker 25 (01:37:15):
Anyone I agree for sure, just come clean with it,
because you're gonna get busted. I also liked the guy
who had hickeys on his neck and when the girlfriend
asked him about it, he said, you know, I wear
fake gold.
Speaker 18 (01:37:28):
It's just a reaction.
Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
Okay, So couldn't you see the possibility of truth in these?
I mean, just like, what if it is true, She's
never going to believe me. Look showing all those friends
at work. Look see fake gold, look at it it
to me, She's gonna she's gonna think I'm cheating on her.
Speaker 25 (01:37:46):
Yeah, I mean sure, there's always that one percent chance
that it did happen, But I highly doubt it right.
Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Line twenty one finally from Marissa. H Hey, Marissa, thank
you for listening. How's it going with you today so far?
Speaker 28 (01:37:59):
Hi Elvis, Hello lady, you're doing okay?
Speaker 38 (01:38:03):
I'm good?
Speaker 11 (01:38:03):
Thank you?
Speaker 20 (01:38:04):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
So you caught him how.
Speaker 10 (01:38:08):
He texted me on my birthday saying, hey, I'm going
to celebrate my girlfriend's birthday.
Speaker 30 (01:38:16):
I love you baby, miss you.
Speaker 10 (01:38:18):
Oh ohxted the wrong person.
Speaker 17 (01:38:21):
What happened?
Speaker 28 (01:38:21):
Texted the wrong girlfriend?
Speaker 30 (01:38:24):
And I said, excuse me what? And he goes, oh,
it was April fool joke.
Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
So hand on, what's your what's your birthday?
Speaker 17 (01:38:34):
It's in April, but it's not April first, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Okay, so it was in April first, April fools?
Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
So how did that work out for that relationship?
Speaker 28 (01:38:44):
We're no longer together?
Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Yeah, I thought so. All right, Marissa, thank you very much. Yeah,
you got to be careful who you're texting to. Hello,
shame on you, right, thanks? Marissa? Uh fine, we have
one more talkback.
Speaker 28 (01:38:57):
My ex lied and so that his dating and town
was old.
Speaker 11 (01:39:01):
When if you looked at the photos, he's a Photoige
said the feminist friends my graduation.
Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
You know that happened to me with one of my exes.
He actually he actually cut me out of a photo
and put it up online as his is his pick. Yeah,
that was great, And we have.
Speaker 36 (01:39:22):
One more, right, And I found pictures of a girl
in her underwear I knew the girl from the neighborhood
on the computer. And I asked my boyfriend what was happening,
and he said that he rented his room to one
of his friends and that's why they were pictures of
her naked on the computer.
Speaker 10 (01:39:44):
There, that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
It's sort of like the ghost using the computer. Same thing.
Speaker 34 (01:39:48):
Right?
Speaker 10 (01:39:49):
How long they come up with these?
Speaker 26 (01:39:51):
Like?
Speaker 10 (01:39:51):
How long does it take? Are these instantaneous allies?
Speaker 37 (01:39:54):
Or this is take?
Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
You know they sound you know, they sound so stupid
that they must be spontaneous lives.
Speaker 25 (01:40:00):
If you thought about it, you would come.
Speaker 37 (01:40:02):
Up with better.
Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Yeah, exactly. If you put a lot of thought into
these things, they're stupid.
Speaker 28 (01:40:06):
Hi, this is Harry Styles. Well that is a Nick
Jonas or should do a Happy Thanksgiving? All this? Duran
in the Morning Show. From our family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
Let me ask you something to give you, something to
think about it, something to chew on. As you said,
if you lived in a town with two barbers, one
barber had a great haircut and the other one had
an awful messy haircut. Which barber would you go to
the messy haircut? Why is that?
Speaker 25 (01:40:46):
Because the no. Eight No, I'd go to the one
with the great haircut, because that's the no. The messy haircut,
because the person did that one, the good barber.
Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Right, you you should go to the messy haircut guy,
because the guy the bar with the good haircuts getting
his haircut by the messy haircut.
Speaker 37 (01:41:03):
Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
Okay, let me make it something a little more personal.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
If you need relationship advice, do you go to someone
who is in a long term successful relationship or someone
who's been through a lot of breakups?
Speaker 25 (01:41:23):
I think a lot of breakups, because yeah, one person
in a long term relationship only has experience with that
one person.
Speaker 15 (01:41:31):
But the breakups, you know, all kinds of people.
Speaker 17 (01:41:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
But on the other hand, the people who who are
in the long term relationship, they made it long term
somehow true. And the short term people who have lots
of breakups. They kept getting it wrong every time. Yeah,
or for whatever reason. You know, all relationships are different.
You can't just base it off for right giving you.
But it's something to think about, something to chew on.
(01:41:57):
Come on, Danielle, give us something to chew on.
Speaker 10 (01:41:58):
What do you I always think when you rather your
boyfriend like or husband cheat on you with another woman
or a guy, like, would you rather find out that
he is he's gay? Or would you rather be another woman?
I always think of, like, what the scenario I would
rather be?
Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Okay, I think I would go with what woman?
Speaker 37 (01:42:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 25 (01:42:19):
Yes, because then if it was a guy, that's just
like two levels of what is going on? When just
getting cheated on me?
Speaker 10 (01:42:25):
I want it be guy because at least then I know, okay,
well it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Me at the end of the day.
Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
Though, cheating is cheating.
Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
That is true, very cheating, right, You are correct, No
matter where they are the spectrum between gay or straight.
Speaker 10 (01:42:42):
Or whether they have a wiener or the other.
Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
Exactly cheating is cheating. What's scary?
Speaker 33 (01:42:46):
Along those same lines, would you rather your boyfriend or
girlfriend cheat on you with someone who's really really hot?
Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Yeah, someone really ugly? Yeah, cheating is cheating.
Speaker 10 (01:42:58):
Yeah, I would rather it be hot because then I
would yeah, well, I'd.
Speaker 25 (01:43:02):
Be like, all right, they're physically hotter than me. But
if it was an ugly person, I'd be like, man,
their personality must be better.
Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
That hurts so much.
Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Yeah, they actually have something intellectually to honor it.
Speaker 17 (01:43:11):
I don't have.
Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
What were you saying, Froggy.
Speaker 17 (01:43:13):
Lisa's always said they better be You better hope they're hot,
because if they're not, I'm going to tell everybody and
post every bad picture of them I can find it.
You're so mean, and you've really thought this out, by
the way, thought it through.
Speaker 10 (01:43:28):
Would you rather be with someone you know or someone
you don't know if they cheated don't know, don't know,
don't know.
Speaker 17 (01:43:34):
Yeah, because if it's somebody you know, then you've been
betrayed twice.
Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
I'm still in a relationship to me cheating and still cheating.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I
don't ever want to be in that. I've been in
that position, but I never want to be in there again.
Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
What's going on, y'all?
Speaker 19 (01:43:51):
This is post Walloney, It's Brune Mars, wishing you a
happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 28 (01:43:56):
Mister Ran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,
Happy Thanksgiving, Alister ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's just go right to Erica's. Let's have a little
fun with Erica. Erica is calling in from Virginia Beach,
an agriculture teacher.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
You teach egg. I used to take egg. I was
in four A.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Oh, good morning everyone.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Do they still have four A club?
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Four h yeah?
Speaker 6 (00:24):
Future Farmers of America?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, oh yeah, Future Farmers of America. I was in
four H and I raised a goat.
Speaker 7 (00:34):
You raided the goat?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Well, I said, I did.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I really. I hired someone to take care of the
goat for me credit. That was so long ago. Hey,
so Erica, before we get started here, I'm gonna go
ahead and give you one hundred and fifty dollars because
I like you.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
We're gonna go toward their down payment of our house.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh god, okay, but hold on, there is a cat.
Speaker 8 (00:58):
Oh I have to work for it.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah no, no, no, You've got one hundred and fifty dollars
right now.
Speaker 9 (01:03):
Oh yes, awesome?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, cool, okay, But we're going to play a game
called Artists Who Speak, where we're going to play you
some of our favorite recording artists speaking and with every
with each one you don't correctly identify, you lose ten dollars.
(01:27):
Yeah we know, I'm gonna make it fourteen. So you
you're guaranteed to walk away with at least ten dollars.
Speaker 10 (01:32):
And she's gonna cost us money.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, good, Yeah, this is gonna remember this is a
down payment for your house. You don't want to screw
this up.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
No, my kick my butt?
Speaker 9 (01:41):
All right, I know, right, you.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Got to take this seriously.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So, Erica, you've you've already won one hundred and fifty dollars,
but I'm going to take it away ten dollars at
a time.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
With each artist you do not identify.
Speaker 11 (01:51):
This is the best I didn't.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
They're totally gonna judge me today.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I feel like I pull like a total a hole.
But anyway, so, yeah, you hear them sing all the time.
But let's see if you can figure out if they
who you are by when they speak.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
All right, here we go. We'll start with our very
first artist.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Who is this?
Speaker 12 (02:07):
I remember growing up watching the Super Bowl with my.
Speaker 13 (02:10):
Family and it's an event that families come together and watch,
and I knew I had to make the best of
the moment.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
All right, who is that?
Speaker 14 (02:19):
All?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Best of the moment?
Speaker 9 (02:21):
Okay, this is wrong. Here's minus ten Mariah Carey.
Speaker 15 (02:26):
Super Bowl Show.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
All right, you're down to one hundred and forty dollars.
All right, you can keep the rest though, Okay, name
this artist speaking?
Speaker 13 (02:40):
It made me giggle, yeah, because I haven't seen that
footage in a long time.
Speaker 16 (02:45):
Yeah, bring back memories.
Speaker 15 (02:47):
Yes, and my brothers.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Who's that all?
Speaker 9 (02:52):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Minus tent Lady Gaga?
Speaker 7 (02:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Close it was Michael called Jackson.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right, right, that's okay.
Speaker 17 (03:07):
She asked for help or no.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, no, no help, No, this is stop giving away
my money. Oh man, you're now down to one hundred
and thirty dollars. This is still a lot of money. Erica.
Here we go.
Speaker 18 (03:17):
Oh yeah, okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Name this artist here.
Speaker 19 (03:20):
You know, that one for me was was actually a
really really new experience because it was the first time
I feel like, you know, it was for a separate
project and animated film.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Who is that?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Okay? Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yes, you got.
Speaker 11 (03:43):
Here?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
All right, so you're stuck at one hundred and thirty
we're doing okay?
Speaker 18 (03:47):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, see now you've got your foothold. All right, name
this artist who's speaking? Oh's just oh very much alike
in a little way. They can be very self destructive,
they can be very moody, and they can go from
shop so the way, Who was that?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Michael Bublay.
Speaker 12 (04:10):
John?
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Oh my gosh, I was I selected for this?
Speaker 17 (04:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's okay. You're down to one hundred and twenty dollars.
There's still a lot of money. Oh yeah, are no,
You're doing great. You're doing great? Okay, Erickay, here is
your next artist? Who is this speaking?
Speaker 12 (04:26):
We did an advert that started here in the UK,
and it was during a program called X Factor that
we have and yeah, it just came on and it
was like a black screen with white writing, just with
the lyrics of a bit of the first verse of hello.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh first versus hello, who's that?
Speaker 10 (04:42):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
My fiance sings this whole album when he drove home
from college?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Is it adel?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's right? The weekend, big, you're wishing you a happy
Thanksgiving Thanksgiving with a bunch of friends. I couldn't get
home for Thanksgiving because there's a pandemic.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
We have to quarantine for fifteen days.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
All right, who is that?
Speaker 16 (05:13):
Well?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
I was depressing.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Who could that be? But no, man, this is awful.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Oh my gosh, can I have a hint?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Like, no, you cannot have a hint?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, okay, I will you may.
Speaker 16 (05:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm interviewing this artist Thursday night. His album just came out.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Oh okay, that's not helping.
Speaker 20 (05:44):
I was okay, sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
For you're down to one hundred and ten dollars. That's
still a lot of money. Name this artist who is speaking.
Speaker 13 (06:01):
Listen closely, because it's kind of about like bringing light
to a situation or to someone's life or somebody else
who brings light.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
To your life or sweetening the situation.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, who's that?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Okay? If I if I can like channel my inside,
I want to say, it's Ariana Grande.
Speaker 11 (06:17):
You are still at one hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
This is great. Now if you can steal, if you
can just lose just one more, you're gonna walk away
with one hundred dollars, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And this artist who is speaking, listen closely.
Speaker 19 (06:32):
I'll be like, you guys want to do something where
you don't travel for a while, Like what do you
want to do?
Speaker 15 (06:36):
And they're like, no, when do we get to go
on the plane again. When do we get to go
on the tour bus? Light a tour bus?
Speaker 18 (06:42):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah? Who is that?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Oh she's chipper okay, uh she can hit high notes.
I feel like uh okay uh, I already guess another person. Okay, uh,
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
When you but it was wrong.
Speaker 17 (07:01):
Somebody doesn't mean anyone.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Oh it's not Britney Spears.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
I know that, Oh my lord, already earlier.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, all right, you're still at one hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You're doing really well, Erica, all right, name this artist
who's speaking really soon?
Speaker 21 (07:23):
I can't give you the exact date yet, but it's
coming this year and it's not very far away, and
I'm actually going to be in the studio tonight with
Mark Ronson.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
M h, who's that?
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (07:36):
I feel like it could be like two people specifically,
but oh dang it already said.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah, I can't remember things. Oh no, yeah, do.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You want to hear her again? Really soon?
Speaker 21 (07:54):
I can't give you the exact date yet, but it's
coming this year and it's not very far away, and
I'm actually gonna be in the studio tonight with Mark Ronson.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Who's that?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Oh? My gosh, I want it. It's not Billie Eilish.
I want to say that.
Speaker 16 (08:09):
Yeah, no, no, no, she didn't.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
No, Lady Gaga, I'm dumb, Scary.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That was not her. Guess was like a wrong answer
to me.
Speaker 15 (08:20):
Why we give it to her?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, we're gonna give it to you, scary. Only ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You're still at one hundred and ten dollars. All right, Okay,
now we have several more to go. Here we go.
Who's this artist speaking? Listen?
Speaker 13 (08:32):
Make sure you know everything was cool and that you
know no other women were around and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
This is my first love.
Speaker 13 (08:40):
Remember I had never really ever been in love with
anybody like I was in love with Bobby.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So she was in love with Bobby. Who was that.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Bobby? Oh, it's not my aunt Linda.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Okay, Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It was not Aunt Linda.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Now I feel like, uh, is she a wrapper?
Speaker 17 (09:06):
Maybe?
Speaker 22 (09:07):
I don't know?
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Shakira not? Why who should?
Speaker 22 (09:14):
Old man?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
My mom's gonna kill me.
Speaker 16 (09:18):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You still had one hundred dollars. You're down to one
hundred dollars. Let's see if you can get this artist
who is to speak.
Speaker 23 (09:24):
My husband and I have been talking about adoption for
two years, and then a year ago we decided that
we definitely wanted to do it. Then we started discussing
about where, and I mean, there are no accidents.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, she sounds a little British, but she's.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
Not what the that accident?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
I should get ten dollars for that. This is like
false advertisement Gwen Stefani. Maybe no, Okay.
Speaker 24 (09:52):
It's Madonna a strange accent.
Speaker 25 (09:57):
Nobody can figure out from where I.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Gave you one hundred and fifty dollars, you've widdowed it
down to ninety dollars.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
Great?
Speaker 26 (10:06):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Who is this artist right here?
Speaker 27 (10:09):
The first thing you see is someone's face, unless you're
looking at their shoes. I usually tend to look at
their skin, their teeth, their smile, and then after that
it's more about like whatever energy they're.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Not all right?
Speaker 16 (10:27):
Who is that energy?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Pink?
Speaker 28 (10:30):
Nor?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay? Money, you're down to Okay? Do we have two
more to go? Okay, let's see if you can get
this one right here? Who is this artist speaking right here?
I'm obsessed.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
I mean horror, horror films, scary.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Movies, all of that costume.
Speaker 29 (10:51):
Though I'm probably eight years that's a long time. Yeah,
because I go to the things. But I'm more like,
I think I'm more scary. I'm into the horror mass.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Who's that?
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Have I guessed their name yet? Trying narrow down? Okay,
they're like Halloween. I probably be friends with them, so
probably not gonna knowno their name though? Are they current?
Are they older?
Speaker 30 (11:20):
Like?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Can I get that?
Speaker 18 (11:22):
Questions?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
She's current? Here, she's current, She's she's still in the game. Absolutely,
but she recently said she's thinking of maybe retiring from music,
tiring who she's way too young to be saying she has.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
A Spanish album coming out.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Oh, Selena Golman.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, I was yielding at Froggy for giving clues, and
here we are giving clues.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
She needs the money for a down payment on her house.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Well, you still have eighty dollars. All right, We're gonna
give you one more. Let's see if you can keep
this ten dollars. Who is this?
Speaker 10 (11:58):
So?
Speaker 17 (11:58):
Clues are okay now or no? I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I'll make a deal with you. I'll make a deal
with you. This last one is all or nothing. I
will give you all your money back if you if
you get it right, and if you get it wrong.
You lose everything. You can either walk away with eighty
or seventy dollars whatever, or you can all or nothing
right now? What do you want to do?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
You know what? My life is all or nothing right now.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
So I'm going to go for all or nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You get this artist correct, you will walk away with
one hundred and fifty dollars. If you get it wrong,
you walk away with nothing.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Okay, fine, there we go, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I want you to put it on, you know, and
and get lost in it.
Speaker 18 (12:40):
And I think it's important.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
There's only nine tracks on this album. Who is that?
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Well? This is all or nothing for sure, Kanye West.
Speaker 12 (13:02):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Okay, you just lost everything, man, I love you. I'm
gonna send you a hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Okay, Oh thank you? I seed it.
Speaker 25 (13:14):
Can I throw in the other fifty because she was
so fun, she was awesome?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Really, are you sending her pity money?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I want to do it.
Speaker 17 (13:22):
I'll Venoma just Scottie, We're gonna twenty five more if
Daniel thron in twenty five marble cent.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
Or two hundred twenty five I.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Made for fifty.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell win fifty dollars to make three
hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
You're walking away with three hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, I just want to say thank you.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
I have big climax New York for my grandpa's funeral,
so like, thank you so much, I really do.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Thank You're sorry to hear about your grandpa. I'm so
sorry to hear that.
Speaker 22 (13:49):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
And you know what, let's make it an even five hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh but we're cutting you off right around there.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, just thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Thank you for listening to us, Erica, and you give
your family our best and five hundred dollars to help
you in whatever you need it for.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And thank you for listening to us. It's an honor
to have you listen to us.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I can't wait to get like ridiculed.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
By all my students today.
Speaker 31 (14:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Thank you a really hard time hold on to us.
Speaker 9 (14:21):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
That was awesome.
Speaker 17 (14:24):
All right?
Speaker 18 (14:24):
How is a teacher?
Speaker 10 (14:25):
Yeah, she's awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Oh that was great.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
All right.
Speaker 32 (14:29):
It's kind of funny taking money away from.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Happy Thanksgiving for Elvista ran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I had a conversation yesterday with a friend of mine
who was furloughed and then fired fired while furloughed, which
is a strange thing, right, wow. Yeah. And I asked her,
I said, well, what is you know, like, what are
you what are you feeling here? She said, well, I'm
just tired of people calling me with advice. She's like,
I don't want I don't want to hear from anyone
about advice right now. I just just understand I'm out
(15:06):
of a job, and it's kind of embarrassing. She was
talking about how embarrassed she is. She's wondering how she's
gonna make ends meet because she has two kids and
she's single, and uh, it's just you know, she's like,
it's what people say to her that drives her nuts.
And by the way, her name is Karen, so I
want to get into that too, I asked her. I said, well,
(15:26):
are you offended like most Karens are, because you know,
if anyone is offended, we accuse her of being or
him of being Karen. Where did that come from? By
the way, you want to remind me, there.
Speaker 33 (15:36):
Was a meme going around that said, you know, it
was a woman on her cell phone and she was
looking like she was calling the cops or calling the me.
She wants the manager because some so Karen. She was
listed as a Karen in the meme, right, so I
don't know if it came from somewhere before that.
Speaker 18 (15:52):
That's right.
Speaker 25 (15:52):
It's really just because like, no babies are named Karen anymore.
So if your name is Karen, you're probably of a
certain age calling the manager on people and complaining about.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well we've we have uh And I feel awful for
the nice Karen's out there, and I'm sure there are many.
My friend Karen, she's great, and she says, yeah, it's
either Susan or Karen. You know that the complainers always
you call them Susan or call them Karen. And we
do that here if I have if we're looking at
the text messages and someone's just being a total turd,
oh thanks, You're welcome, Karen. If you hear, I.
Speaker 10 (16:26):
Would call the biggest complainer a Brody, not a Karen.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I mean, is Brody on hold?
Speaker 16 (16:32):
Is good?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Check with Brody? How's he doing? Angry? Good morning Brody?
Speaker 16 (16:37):
Good Morningdy?
Speaker 22 (16:38):
What are you doing running into the garage?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh you're complaining because you have to run into the
garage when we put you on. No, it's not complaining
at all.
Speaker 33 (16:47):
I'm just letting you know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Okay, Karen, God, all right, it's been a lot of
fun talking to you because you're just a ray of sunshine.
Hold on one second, Karen, I mean brody. There you go,
tell scary what if you google it.
Speaker 33 (17:01):
There's an article that comes up from a website called
vox and the title is Karen the anti vaxer soccer
mom would speak to the manager hair explained and apparently
it shows you the origin of where.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It came from with the memes okay and.
Speaker 33 (17:14):
Kate Goslin and something on it. So you'll see read
that article.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
There you go. People are saying on the text messages,
we should we should move on from Karen and Susan
and call them Carol, named after Carol Baskin Carot. Yes,
I don't know anyway. So it's talking to Karen about
what it's like. She says, I'm embarrassed that I don't
have a job. I don't want to have this conversation
with anyone. People think they're doing the right thing by
like offering suggestions, and well, when I was unemployed, you know,
(17:43):
She's like, I don't want to hear it. I don't
want to hear it. I'm unemployed. I'll figure it out.
Don't make it more embarrassing by rubbing my nose in it.
And there are a lot of people right now who
are unemployed, and then the number grows every day into
the tens of millions, right, I mean, so if you
have a friend who is unemployed, my suggestion is just
be polite, supportive, be supporting, and if they need something
(18:04):
to say, Hey, if you need something, let me know
and we'll move on and make him feel better. We
have Karen's calling up and they're just fit to be tied.
Karen Line twenty four. Hey, Karen line twenty four. I
just like saying your name, Hi, Karen, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (18:19):
I'm very insulted.
Speaker 18 (18:22):
So I don't think I'm a bad person.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
You're not.
Speaker 17 (18:26):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
And it's not fair to assume that all Karen's are complainers.
I mean, you know, look, we go to text, though,
if you're complaining that we're calling Karen's complainers. We received
a text a moment ago. It says my mom's name
is Susan, my aunt's name is Karen, and my mother
in law is named Carol, and they all at the
part what is it mean? All right? So Karen, you
(18:51):
don't fall into that habit sometimes of complaining or you know,
whining or stuff like that.
Speaker 34 (18:58):
I try not to, and right now it's very very hard.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
I did text, and I am a nurse. I am
taking care of our veterans.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Thank you so much for what you're doing. And you
keep doing it. Okay, you keep being a good woman.
Speaker 26 (19:13):
Okay, thanks so much.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Guys, have a great.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Than Thank you for listening. Thanks Karen. I know Karen's
doing great stuff. We should be making fun of her.
Speaker 17 (19:24):
She's a different Karen.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
How come all your other Karens can't be like her?
On Nicole Online twenty three, her name, Oh this is
the one.
Speaker 26 (19:31):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I just read your text.
Speaker 17 (19:32):
Hi Nakole, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
O'm good? So your mom's name is Susan, your aunt's
name is Karen, and your mother in law is a Carol,
And you're saying that they all act the part.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Oh my gosh, it's ridiculous. So my mom is the
one who goes into the store and if something isn't
where it's supposed to be or the price it is
supposed to say, Oh, the manager is alerted. And my
aunt is the same way. She's Karen and my mother law.
I love her to death, but she's the worst set
(20:03):
of all three. I mean, if they don't sit you
down at the table when there's tables available, the manager
is called and she is getting stuff for three.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
There you go, Carrol, Nicole, Well, I know, but if
you're with Carol, if you're with your mother in law Carol,
and they don't seat you fast enough the restaurant, she's
on your side. She's looking out for you. So maybe, yeah,
totally is.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
But it comes down to she goes and she starts
and we're like, oh no, here she goes again. Here
she goes again, and everybody floor and you're good.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, we know people like that too. Well, Nicole, have
a great day. You tell Susan, Karen and Carol that
we said, hey, we love.
Speaker 22 (20:46):
You, definitely will pick you here.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Guys, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Someone just said that Carl is the male version of Karen.
Is that true guy's name?
Speaker 28 (20:57):
Carl?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Here comes a god named Carl Planning. All right, I
think we've insulted enough people already.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
See this is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show Tricky
Time from our family to yours.
Speaker 28 (21:09):
Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Uh, I'm
glad you're.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
In here, producer Sam oh Dear, is it true that
the other day you were checking out at the grocery
store and you opened your wallet to take some cash
out of your credit card whatever, and there's a nude
photo not on your phone, but a picture in your wallet,
A nude photo of your boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Will Yeah call me old fashioned?
Speaker 28 (21:39):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
How old school? I know, like Titanic.
Speaker 35 (21:43):
Yeah, I have a polaroid I snuck of him about
a year ago, and I keep it in my wallet
and it usually is pretty safe, but it kind of
fell out right there on the whatever it is where
they put the grocery.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay, but I love that.
Speaker 16 (21:56):
Look.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Look, I'm not one of them, but almost everyone in
this room probably has some photo on their phone along
with you know, five hundred thousand other photos of something
suggestive or tasteful, is nude, whatever. But I the thought
of having a hard When I say hard, I mean
(22:17):
a real picture, a photograph as they used to call them,
in your wallet. I find that so interesting.
Speaker 35 (22:23):
Yeah, I felt kind of romantic having it. Like I said,
he has a peach butt. So I said it was
a good lighting. I took the opportunity and I snapped
the photo. And I like having it in my wallet
because it's better to take out a photo and hold
it except when it falls out right.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Other than that, do you hold it? Do you show
it to other people other than the stranger that's checking
you out of the like.
Speaker 35 (22:44):
Put it next to me on the couch sometimes we
watch TV.
Speaker 36 (22:46):
No.
Speaker 15 (22:46):
I just like having the tangible photo.
Speaker 35 (22:48):
And it hasn't been a bad idea up until this
week when I really embarrassed the cashier.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Well, I mean, I mean it's I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
I'm going to ask for a copy.
Speaker 15 (22:56):
Oh girl, it's good.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Would you like to buy one I have? I mean,
is it just his butt?
Speaker 35 (23:02):
Yeah, he's laying down as if he's waiting for someone
to paint him.
Speaker 25 (23:05):
Nozel, I think show us all the picture, at least
let us judge.
Speaker 15 (23:13):
Maybe a quick flash, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Do you have full frontal nudity photos of him?
Speaker 37 (23:18):
Not a polaroid?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Perhaps in the cloud?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I think that's I think that's so interesting. You have
a real photo of him his little booty.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, people, it's so cool.
Speaker 35 (23:29):
Usually it's school photos of their children in their wallet.
But you know that's my version.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
So you know what have you ever? Has anyone ever
accidentally have they seen, like a photo you have maybe
on your phone, something they should not have seen?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Yes, all the time.
Speaker 15 (23:43):
Do you know who the person was?
Speaker 37 (23:44):
Sam?
Speaker 35 (23:45):
I had great luck in this category?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
What do you mean talk about it?
Speaker 35 (23:49):
Because Gandhi gave me a stack of photo She wanted
me to choose a photo to give her friends. So
I was looking through different ones to put in a frame,
and then one fell out. I'm like, Gandhi, I don't
think you meant to put this in the sash. I
think this is supposed to be in the secret pile.
Speaker 15 (24:01):
What was it?
Speaker 35 (24:03):
It was a gentleman's hand in a very promiscuous area.
Speaker 25 (24:06):
It wasn't that promiscuous.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
It was media promiscuous in Las Vegas.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
Yes, it was a hand in Vegas.
Speaker 37 (24:12):
It was weird.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Las Vegas is a very promiscuous.
Speaker 17 (24:14):
Area, right.
Speaker 25 (24:15):
And then Sam was like, can I keep this sure?
Speaker 14 (24:17):
If you want it?
Speaker 28 (24:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
It's so good to me.
Speaker 10 (24:19):
What the hell do you want it for?
Speaker 15 (24:20):
I like photos?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Clearly, Daniel Daniel, Danielle, you did not hesitate you have
obviously some photos that people have seen on your phone.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
I think, well, you know, when we go away on trips,
sometimes my husband will say, hey, send me a little
something before I go to bed.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
That's so sweet.
Speaker 28 (24:36):
Do I do?
Speaker 10 (24:36):
And he does and whatever, and then I delete them
right away. But I forget that you have to delete.
Speaker 17 (24:40):
Them off this and they got and you're deleted items fold.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
Sometimes you know it's going by and you go, oh,
and I grab the phone so fast. I'm like, give
you that phone back and.
Speaker 17 (24:49):
Let's not look at that.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
And then deleted, deleted. I always worried about my kids
looking because they've seen great tea naked on my phone.
Oh god, that's bad enough, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I will tell you there have been times I've been
on an airplane and you can see the people in
front of you looking at the stuff on their phone,
and it's right there. They forget. There's a crack between
the two seats and you can see everything they're looking at.
Speaker 17 (25:09):
I remember that time I accidentally sent one to you.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh god, you didn't accidentally send that. You sent that
on purpose accident? Oh my god, do you have.
Speaker 25 (25:18):
A stockpile of these in your phone?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I do not know, I truly do not.
Speaker 28 (25:21):
All right.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
A long time ago, I used to have one of
those fake calculators on my phone. You can push the
number in the vaults opens and you can sell all gone.
Speaker 25 (25:29):
Yeah, oh no, my fake calculator is still there.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
But you know, Daniel brings up a good point. You
can't do you really? Oh yeah, Daniel brings up a
good point. If you want to see what people have deleted,
check their deleted file like Froggy was, because sometimes you
forget to delete the door.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
That's the thing I now in my head. I go
to do this, then I got to do that, and
I gotta go to here. But isn't it purgect? Does
it live on the cloud forever? Anyway?
Speaker 15 (25:49):
I think it does.
Speaker 25 (25:50):
People say it doesn't, but I think it does.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Can you delete? I don't know. Hello, Kristen, that's not good. Hey,
So you have nude polaroids of your girlfriend's uh what
girlfriend in your wallet?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
They're not nude by any means, but I took kind
of riske polarized of myself and snuck them into her wallets.
That way, when she went to go buy coffee or
something the next day, she could find them.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
That's genius. Oh my god, it is like, okay, Starbucks
card is right here, Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Pretty much. That's sad about it by any means.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
See, this is why we love We love having instant
photos absolutely, you know, because that's why we love instacktack.
Speaker 25 (26:33):
That's the best change the nude photo game all the way.
Speaker 10 (26:37):
Some of them are small enough, though, you could hide
them in your wallet.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, or Christian's girlfriends and they.
Speaker 28 (26:42):
Have a printer.
Speaker 25 (26:43):
You can send pictures from your phone to that little printer,
so you can just cut out the moment altogether.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I love it all right, Thank you, Kristin. What a
great idea. Hide them in your your partner's wallet and
then time.
Speaker 17 (26:55):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 25 (26:57):
To be honest, I've seen Danielle take some of these
scandalous pictures. I saw it.
Speaker 37 (27:02):
I watch that happen.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
It was in the room and it was just down
my shirt. It wasn't that scandalous.
Speaker 15 (27:07):
It was your husband.
Speaker 10 (27:08):
It was okay, let's just move On's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Comfortable.
Speaker 10 (27:18):
I've been married a long time and we've been together
a lot, and sending whatever I want it makes me
so happy that you still do.
Speaker 15 (27:23):
Of course, I love that.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Peter, is a different problem with your Apple TV?
Speaker 16 (27:27):
Why?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Why? What's going on?
Speaker 17 (27:28):
Peter?
Speaker 38 (27:30):
Well, when the Apple TV first came out, and uh,
you would.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Hook up your eye cloud to it.
Speaker 18 (27:36):
Oh, yes, and I didn't know.
Speaker 38 (27:38):
I didn't know that the screensaver was all of your pictures. Well,
fast forward to my mother's birthday one year. My entire
family's over and there's a picture of my boyfriend completely nude.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So what kind of comments did you get from your friend? God,
what kind of comments did you get from your family
when your boyfriend's naked on your tea?
Speaker 38 (28:01):
They're all screaming. I just went and unplugged the Apple TV.
Speaker 17 (28:04):
Real question.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh my gosh, how do you turn this thing off?
I would panic too. How fun though, That's one of
those moments. Eventually, eventually you laugh and then you call
a local radio show and talk about it on the show,
so you're okay with them.
Speaker 17 (28:19):
I definitely never connected it again. That's for shure.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
There you go, all right, Peter, thank you, thank you.
Peter is not in charge of the a V at
our school, right, Thanks.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Peter, Have a happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.
Speaker 28 (28:42):
From our family to yours.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Happy Thanksgiving Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Is Smiley Stephen on the phone? Yes, so smile is Stephen.
We're talking about how life is just upside down. Of
course we all know that, but you actually have been
going on on some dates.
Speaker 17 (28:57):
Is this true?
Speaker 16 (28:58):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
So you went out with this guy and you actually
got off on the wrong foot. Can you tell everyone
what you said? That was a little long.
Speaker 22 (29:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (29:09):
I go up to him very enthusiastically. I said, Hey, Tim,
it's so nice todn't.
Speaker 22 (29:14):
Like finally meet you in person.
Speaker 20 (29:16):
And he's like, oh, it's nice to meet you. By
the way, my name is Tom.
Speaker 22 (29:19):
Okay, Yeah, before it started?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
How did that go?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I mean, was that it was that the was that
your last time with Tim Tom?
Speaker 20 (29:39):
I was, and I was kind of like, oh my god,
I'm so sorry. My mind's going like a million miles
a minute. I'm I'm an idiot, you know. He's like,
don't worry, don't worry. But I'm thinking my head, oh
my god, this is over, Like I already struck out
with this. So we have been Yeah, we kind of
have a combo and trying to put the Tim Tom
thing at the you know, behind me and like you know,
(30:01):
the bill comes on, like, oh, pay for the whole thing,
Like I screwed.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Up your name.
Speaker 22 (30:04):
He's like, no, no, no, it's okay, we'll split it.
Speaker 20 (30:08):
And I don't know. It's just kind of been silence
ever since from him.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh okay, well.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
It wasn't meant to be you know what.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, no big deal there, you you deserve better than that.
So wait, So I'm hearing rumor that you have a
new crush someone from the show. Is this true?
Speaker 20 (30:31):
What what.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Gone told me?
Speaker 37 (30:35):
The other day?
Speaker 25 (30:36):
A photo was posted?
Speaker 12 (30:38):
Oh?
Speaker 25 (30:38):
Then he told me he was a bit thirsty about
the person in the photo who happens to be Oh.
Speaker 18 (30:44):
Yeah, yeah someone from our show.
Speaker 22 (30:48):
Yeah yeah, I'm hum to admit it.
Speaker 20 (30:49):
I really am. It's been a long quarantine. But who
instagram picture of how like me was in a meeting,
you know, like what came to meeting and he didn't
have a shirt on.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yes, Oh Nate, Oh.
Speaker 22 (31:06):
You look good.
Speaker 20 (31:07):
He looks like it was a little bit upper chest
and just the hair like was a little messy.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
And I was like, good, that's so sweet, so embarrassing.
Speaker 39 (31:23):
No, Stephen, I'm sorry you had to look at my
chest like that.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
I haven't worked out in a while, I haven't gotten
any son.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
He's giving you compliments, great, but I was the color
of an uncooked turkey. Come on, I'm so pale. It
doesn't matter. You know what, Nate?
Speaker 16 (31:42):
You know what like?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah he does? He likes raw meat. Hey, Nate, Nate.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
No one else on the show is.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Going to give you these commiments. But you guys will
take them.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
That's right, take them.
Speaker 39 (31:54):
I'm flattered, and Tim or Tom or whatever his name
is is missing out seriously.
Speaker 20 (32:00):
Thank you well, I appreciate it. Hopefully Tim Tom is
doing something fun today.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Keep in mind, keep in mind, smiling Stephen. If you
do go on on a date with Nate, don't call
him nick.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, all right, question what's that, Danielle?
Speaker 10 (32:24):
I have a dating question? So obviously it's like a
social distancing dating now but you still have wants and
knees and you're gonna want to make out and you're
gonna want to touch him. How do you know it's
okay to make out with someone nowadays? Like that?
Speaker 17 (32:39):
You don't know?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
And that you you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
It's about doggy style. Doggy style, all right?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yea guys come on like a scary states to make
make them wear a bag over their head.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Hey, smile and Steven, we love you.
Speaker 18 (33:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Wow.
Speaker 25 (33:13):
Text was so funny though. He was like, I'm feeling
a little thirsty. God, this quarantine has been long.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I was like, wow, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 28 (33:23):
This is full out boys, I'm doing Hey, I'm at sharing.
Speaker 26 (33:26):
Hi.
Speaker 35 (33:26):
This is Taylor Swift wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 28 (33:28):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
All right, so uncle Johnny. Uncle Johnny has been on
the show in a while. Well, we always try to
get him in the zoom room, and so we're recording
this because I want you to see what we're going through.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Last time it took him how many minutes to get
him in.
Speaker 17 (33:51):
The seventeen minutes.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I bet he's faster now. All right, let's try to
get him in.
Speaker 17 (33:55):
I want you to know that I sent him a
zoomer an invite and then I got a recorded message back.
That's just ambient room noise with the station playing in
the background and him trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Can you get him on the phone?
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Names you call him on the phone? I love that.
Speaker 17 (34:17):
Uh, And I was just getting a weird phone call
from a number I don't have, but it was Erico
two one to two, So I don't know if that
was him trying to call me.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
That could be his home number he has a yeah,
because he's back in New York City. Oh, Uncle Johnny.
But once we get him, it's always radio Gold. It's
always like a lot of fun to talk to Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 17 (34:35):
It's his home number. End in six ' three.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeah, Okay, he.
Speaker 17 (34:39):
Tried to call me.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I don't know what he's You know, he's got answering
because he was trying to call me. He's probably confused.
You can, Johnny, answer your phone.
Speaker 25 (34:54):
It'll take him like thirty seconds to hear that exactly.
Speaker 37 (34:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
But what I'm loving is he can't even figure out
how to use a phone that's connected in his apartment.
It's like a connected phone to the wall, to the wall.
Here we go pick him up. Scary, Hello, Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 16 (35:10):
Good morning, Hello waited, good morning?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
All right, So we sent you all the notifications to
get into the Zoom room. We're all in it and
we're waiting for you.
Speaker 16 (35:18):
Well, I got Froggy's thing, and I got the zoom room,
but it's got so many things. I didn't know what
they hit.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well, what do you have?
Speaker 16 (35:30):
Well I went on it. It says froggy zoom information. And
then I went on to my regular iPad here, which
I have the zoom and I joined it. Joined the
personal link on johnre and his iPad. So I got
to figure out how to get in there.
Speaker 17 (35:51):
Well, you should just be able to click it. It should
just say join meeting.
Speaker 10 (35:55):
Yeah, and you click it like people all over.
Speaker 17 (35:57):
The world do this every day.
Speaker 16 (35:59):
Yeah, just join meeting, joint meeting, all right, join with
a personal link name. All right, I put that, all right, join,
let's click that.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Whenever you see the word join, it's it's one step closer.
Speaker 17 (36:13):
We'll just give out the meeting I D in the
past here right passport right here on the air. Have
everybody in the brother in the meeting room.
Speaker 16 (36:20):
Well, I put my real name down. It says joint
to join the meeting. So what do I put when
it says meeting I.
Speaker 17 (36:28):
D the meeting ID was in the The meeting ID
is in the thing that I sent you. It starts
with eight one eight. It's a long set of numbers.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Don't read it out.
Speaker 16 (36:37):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, don't read that out loud.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
That came into which you're reading that on your iPhone.
Speaker 16 (36:44):
Originally I was by iPhone and then yes, that's what
I'm going to do right now.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Go back to your iPhone.
Speaker 18 (36:52):
Hit hit that.
Speaker 17 (36:54):
There's a link at the top. It says joined zoom meeting.
Speaker 16 (36:57):
Yes, all right, and I got it.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Okay, hit that.
Speaker 16 (37:02):
Uh you sho zoom meeting. I have the number out
on the top, so I put it in there. I
just join joint meeting.
Speaker 17 (37:09):
Just joined it, just join yeah, yeah.
Speaker 16 (37:12):
And password and to password.
Speaker 17 (37:14):
No, no, it's just the one that starts with nine
three five.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Well, I know he shouldn't have to do a password.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
If it has a joint meeting.
Speaker 33 (37:20):
With you should just be able to click and go
if you've been invited.
Speaker 16 (37:25):
Well, I'm trying to get click and go. Just a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Have you had all uncle, Johnny?
Speaker 16 (37:32):
No, I ken't. I got up about it now two
hours I haven't. Actually I didn't sleep well all night, Johnny. Yeah, anyway,
this isn't helping.
Speaker 33 (37:44):
Usually there's several lines of gibberish, and you just clicked
the entire.
Speaker 18 (37:47):
Thing and it just highlights and and that's it.
Speaker 10 (37:50):
Well, you paste it and put.
Speaker 16 (37:51):
It in right here. I got message sent I went on.
They said join zoom meeting. All right, I'm joining it now.
That is invalid meeting.
Speaker 33 (38:03):
Okay, okay, he's going to end up on someone's preschool class.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Would we post this video later?
Speaker 39 (38:13):
Can we have a little counter with the amount of
time it's taken Uncle Johnny to sure?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (38:17):
All right, right, all right, so what I'm going to
get together with you one day and you show me
exactly and put it up there and then I'll be
able to do it.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
But it should be easy. I mean, if he sent
it to your iPhone, he sent you all the information.
It's all included in the link, the password, everything all.
You just push the link and it takes you in.
Speaker 16 (38:38):
All right, So let me see. All right, I'm on
the iPhone and I hit please enter meeting password. But
I don't know the meeting password. I just I just
it just sent it to me.
Speaker 17 (38:52):
Now just send it to you again. It's it's the
I Now it.
Speaker 16 (38:56):
Just went away.
Speaker 17 (38:58):
Well that's because it's a text. That's what it does.
It's a notification. It comes up and then it goes away.
You got to go look at your text message. It's
in your It's in your text messages, in.
Speaker 16 (39:06):
My text man. Yes, Oh see where were they.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Your text messages when you go on my phone?
Speaker 16 (39:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (39:16):
Yes, So what you should do, Johnny, is you should
get your phone and open up your text message and
then now way you'll see the meeting id in the
past code and then if you have your iPad next
to you, you'll be able to type it in while
looking at the phone.
Speaker 16 (39:27):
Oh so I got to put the iPad next to me.
Let me go see it. Could I get the Twitter
on my iPhone?
Speaker 17 (39:32):
What do you need Twitter for?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You don't need Twitter?
Speaker 16 (39:35):
Oh, here's the meeting password? I D number? Okay, what
do I? What do I do? Put in password? It
just went again.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Are you on your iPhone or your iPad?
Speaker 16 (39:48):
I got the ad iPad in front of me and
the iPhone.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Ignore the iPad, right, just ignore the iPad.
Speaker 16 (39:54):
I'm ignoring the iPad.
Speaker 17 (39:56):
Well, hold on, do you have tax I think it's
easier if he uses the iPad with the zoom software
that he has on there. He looks at the meeting
idea in the pass code on his iPhone.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Okay, Johnny, question do you have your text messages on
your iPad to I think he does. He used to.
Speaker 16 (40:11):
I think I do. That would what would that little
thing be that would be text messages? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, okay,
right there the white board water bubble, it says meeting
ID number all right, and uh but that's that was
(40:33):
eight oh true?
Speaker 18 (40:37):
Have thousands of people in the room before long.
Speaker 16 (40:40):
It starts with out the time, all right, so right
in the password would be uh that the number?
Speaker 17 (40:49):
Yeah, the nine three five number.
Speaker 16 (40:52):
There's no nine three five No, it says past code.
Speaker 17 (40:55):
It starts with nine three five.
Speaker 16 (40:59):
No, it doesn't. Let me see it.
Speaker 17 (41:01):
I texted to you. I know. It says that.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Link and it sends him in listen.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 33 (41:09):
Well, now people are texting in that that Zoom changed
the rules because of security issues, and now you always
have to put the password in.
Speaker 28 (41:16):
No.
Speaker 10 (41:16):
I never put the password in ever, not one time.
Speaker 17 (41:20):
I send the new new link every morning.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
That maybe Gandhi and Daniel are here illegally.
Speaker 16 (41:28):
Hold on, let me, I'm not gonna say it out loud.
Speaker 18 (41:34):
You just did.
Speaker 16 (41:35):
No, I said what he said, And then.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
We're about to get Uncle Johnny in the Zoom room.
We're so excited. This is going to be such a
proud moment. Security have music ready for this too, like trying.
Speaker 16 (41:48):
To be wanting to go to break with me. We're
not going to passport. Please try again, No, so that's impossible.
All right, We'll try again. Something a long time ago.
Speaker 17 (42:05):
Yeah, nine, yeah, nine, three, five, and then the other
three digits after it. That's the past code.
Speaker 16 (42:10):
Okay, so we'll try that again. Okay, I got big fingers,
you know.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
I know what they say about that little buttons for
big fingers.
Speaker 10 (42:22):
Oh my goodness, exactly to.
Speaker 16 (42:24):
Get the first three. Here we go for the second three.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Okay, here we go, no space.
Speaker 16 (42:33):
Here we go. All right, now I continue here continue, Yes,
there I am.
Speaker 10 (42:40):
Where I am?
Speaker 16 (42:42):
I'm looking at myself?
Speaker 28 (42:47):
Different rooms?
Speaker 17 (42:49):
Video join video, there you go, here you come, my coming.
Speaker 16 (42:56):
The microphone.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Okay, there you are.
Speaker 16 (43:01):
You got call using internet audio? What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Just the way you are?
Speaker 16 (43:07):
Just where I am?
Speaker 11 (43:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (43:09):
There you are?
Speaker 28 (43:10):
There you are?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Can you see this?
Speaker 16 (43:14):
Can I can? I can't see you. It's to hear
I was plan please joint audio. Yeah, you can join
the using internet audio?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Can see now?
Speaker 30 (43:26):
I like froggy, Okay, not for froggy, I say, scary, scary.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I met you, uncle, Johnny. Did you see me?
Speaker 11 (43:36):
Now?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
When I talk, I should be no on my audio
is on, uncle, Now I can't see you, Johnny. There's
a button on there and it looks like it's a
grid with like nine little boxes on it.
Speaker 17 (43:45):
My gallery view.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Push that.
Speaker 16 (43:48):
Okay, let me see grid with THEE that I got
something that says zoom.
Speaker 17 (43:54):
You want gallery view. You want to view the gallery
see and see everybody, not just the speaker.
Speaker 16 (43:58):
Podcast video you more.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Maybe, I mean he looks like.
Speaker 30 (44:04):
A guy a minimized a bit virtual background.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
No, yes, yes, yes, hit that hit virtual background.
Speaker 16 (44:15):
I have it, says none.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Okay.
Speaker 18 (44:18):
In the top right corner, there's a thing that says
gallery view. Hit gallery view.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah is the thing says Valerie. Deal up here no.
Speaker 30 (44:29):
Gallery gallery gallery That is that the only thing that
says is record.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
He's still talking, but he's on the iPhone, isn't he.
Speaker 16 (44:39):
I'm on the iPhone.
Speaker 18 (44:41):
You can hang up the phone.
Speaker 17 (44:43):
Yeah, you can hang up the phone.
Speaker 9 (44:44):
Now onto the.
Speaker 16 (44:55):
Okay, Now I'm going onto the.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Johnny.
Speaker 31 (45:01):
You can hang up the phone, the phone, the regular phone,
hang hang up your cell phone, hang up your home
phone on my home phone.
Speaker 17 (45:11):
Yeah, his home next to your ear. Hang that up?
Speaker 3 (45:13):
All right, okay, now we're just on zoom.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Can you hear us?
Speaker 18 (45:16):
Right?
Speaker 7 (45:16):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (45:17):
Now, I see you?
Speaker 17 (45:22):
Where are you?
Speaker 34 (45:22):
No?
Speaker 16 (45:23):
I almost did? Oh there what he is?
Speaker 30 (45:26):
I see Gandhi?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Who do you see?
Speaker 16 (45:32):
I see Gandhi?
Speaker 30 (45:33):
And oh I see uh a froggy Okay, and.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yes, all right, scot it's Scotty, scary guy.
Speaker 18 (45:46):
That's that's it.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
And then on the top it says record because we're
recording it.
Speaker 17 (45:52):
All right. So last time it took seventeen minutes. I
do want to say that.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Where do you go?
Speaker 11 (45:56):
There? He is?
Speaker 17 (45:57):
There we go? Okay, last time it took seventeen minutes.
This time I sent him the original invite at okay four,
it took twenty one minutes.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
This time, four extra minutes to get you on.
Speaker 16 (46:12):
Any minutes left?
Speaker 7 (46:13):
You know?
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Look at all that booze in the background.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Where So the good news is we've been recording this
entire zoom room, so we can play this back.
Speaker 30 (46:30):
The last time I was on the zoom was went
back Katie, but she's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
She had the baby.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Hey, Johnny, you're so close to the screen. You can
back you can back up all of it.
Speaker 28 (46:42):
That's how my mom talks.
Speaker 10 (46:44):
My mom was like, hello, we could ship your nose.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Oh my god, Hey Johnny, that's did you show everyone
your new TV that we got you?
Speaker 16 (46:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 37 (47:01):
Here's a big apartment.
Speaker 15 (47:02):
A big apartment.
Speaker 17 (47:03):
You have a lot of plants, so you're growing weed
in there too.
Speaker 18 (47:06):
It's the whole top floor.
Speaker 17 (47:08):
Wow, uncle Johnny.
Speaker 37 (47:09):
That plays nice.
Speaker 17 (47:11):
It's a factory.
Speaker 16 (47:12):
Yeah, but what do you cat a lot?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
It's an old.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Man fact a railroad apartment sort of.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, it's a whole factory. It goes out of the
way to the back. Johnny, Johnny, the show them the
Tower of Terror elevator. It's the most frightening elevator in
New York City. It's like, remove your hair. It's right
over there. That is that thing will eat you. The
doors will close and they.
Speaker 16 (47:35):
Will eat you.
Speaker 17 (47:36):
Well not it hasn't and forty years.
Speaker 18 (47:40):
Is that how you get down?
Speaker 14 (47:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
How do you leave?
Speaker 16 (47:42):
You leave? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
I come up to the it opens up into my
living room.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
And then I go down.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
But scary when you're on the Tower of Terror elevator
going you have a t you you hear chains like
banging against the elevator and.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Everyone's it will stop and fall and go up more
than fall.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
It's it's all right.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
Can you want to go outside and yell tamp tampond?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
You want me to?
Speaker 17 (48:08):
Yeah, but we got we got people living, man, now.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I know, so, so Gandhi, what happened. We're trying to
get people to be desensitized to the word tampon because
you're trying to get tampons to help people who were
in a hurricane zone. Okay, yeah, so I said, Johnny,
why can't people say the word tampon? Go over to
your window, open the door and scream out tampon. And
he opened the door and all the workers were working
on the building next door, and he screamed out the
(48:30):
word tampoon.
Speaker 16 (48:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (48:35):
Sure, I wasn't because I never used them.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
I understand.
Speaker 16 (48:40):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
This is the balcony. Look, that's the building that you
didn't used to be there. Nice Please do you see
people out there?
Speaker 30 (48:49):
Uh, there's one person on a computer in their room.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Is their window open? Scream tampon and see what they say?
Speaker 17 (48:56):
Tampon?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
No temple? All right?
Speaker 37 (49:12):
Bing his apartment.
Speaker 15 (49:13):
I know this is amazing.
Speaker 17 (49:16):
I'm walking.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah, he has a little bit of clutter, just a
little bit.
Speaker 30 (49:20):
Well, I'm building my pills today, pills or bills, no
b pills because I put my pills together for three
weeks at a time or a month at a time.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
It takes up the entire apartment. Uncle, we love you
and we'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 30 (49:38):
But now have you guys, I'm looking forward to some
day we can all be together.
Speaker 18 (49:41):
Yea too again?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
All right, Uncle Johnny, we love you having it's time
for a bloody marry Uncle Johnny. Okay, all right?
Speaker 16 (49:54):
Do you know how.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
What am I?
Speaker 30 (49:58):
What?
Speaker 19 (49:59):
You know?
Speaker 18 (49:59):
How to leave me eating?
Speaker 6 (50:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
I just hit leave, don't I? You see what happens?
Here's the button and.
Speaker 17 (50:06):
Let's see which I just go like this?
Speaker 16 (50:09):
Are you gone? How do you do it?
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Just leave meeting? Where's the same leave meeting where it
says leave meeting.
Speaker 17 (50:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (50:27):
Leave on the bottom.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
There's a big red button.
Speaker 17 (50:30):
You want to move from from the meeting?
Speaker 27 (50:31):
Or No?
Speaker 2 (50:32):
I can remove him, well I know, but I think
it's more fun watching him trying too. No, who's doing
more this?
Speaker 30 (50:44):
Dan?
Speaker 16 (50:44):
I don't know?
Speaker 28 (50:49):
Off?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Now, all right, my uncle Johnny? Johnny I don't know
what I didn't.
Speaker 7 (50:58):
I don't know how to do this.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
My favorite Lene and they went in. I got by Johnny.
Speaker 17 (51:15):
All he did was turn his camera off. He's still there.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
I'm still there well, So that entire process was just
a long time.
Speaker 37 (51:24):
I miss him nice.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
We should try every day until he gets it right.
Speaker 5 (51:28):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Noises, Happy Thanksgiving from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 28 (51:43):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
The Elvis Duran phone tap Here, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Duran, I've got an idea for a phone tap. My
husband thought it'd be great to buy a real turkey
for the kids to have as a pet. Our pet
turkey lives in the yard and out on the back deck,
and when it were we let him into the laundry
room to sleep, because you know, turkeys will look up
and drown anyway. Some of our neighbors have been complaining
about our pet turkey, especially when it sings in the morning.
(52:10):
My husband loves animals. In fact, he feeds all the
neighborhood cats and raccoons and possums and they all come
to our house. Recently, my daughter and I were told
by our dermatologists that the skin rashes we've developed might
be scabies.
Speaker 18 (52:24):
Even though we.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Can't prove it, we think it could be from the turkey.
Why don't you call my husband and tell him that
you're a concerned neighbor and parent and tell him you
don't want your kids getting scabies from his turkey. My
husband's a wise ass. It could be a fun phone tap.
All right, This comes to us from Christine. Christine's going
to start the call and then Dave Brody will call
as the concerned neighbor. Here we go, today's phone tap.
Speaker 28 (52:48):
Hello, Peter, I'm more fied and I'm freaking out.
Speaker 7 (52:52):
I can't pread.
Speaker 22 (52:53):
Somebody from school called my cell phone and this guy
was screaming at me, cursing about what about the turkey
and the skies.
Speaker 7 (53:01):
I told you this is God, right now, give me
his number.
Speaker 18 (53:05):
I don't have his number.
Speaker 7 (53:07):
When he calls me, I'll speak with him and i'll see.
Speaker 16 (53:09):
I'll see.
Speaker 7 (53:10):
If you want to scream at me, I'm having about
listen to me.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
I'll speak with them.
Speaker 22 (53:14):
You handle very good bye?
Speaker 30 (53:16):
Good bye.
Speaker 18 (53:17):
That was fantastic. Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 11 (53:19):
You ready got ahead?
Speaker 16 (53:22):
Oil?
Speaker 19 (53:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (53:23):
Is this Peter?
Speaker 16 (53:23):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (53:24):
It is?
Speaker 18 (53:24):
This is Anthony, all right, listen to me.
Speaker 7 (53:27):
You don't call up and you don't scream and curse
at my life. Do you understand me?
Speaker 18 (53:30):
You're gonna sit your turkey on me, I'll come and.
Speaker 7 (53:32):
Sit myself on you. You understand that's disrespectful. I would
never scream, will curse at your wife.
Speaker 18 (53:37):
Ever, No, you wouldn't. My wife's got class, shouldn't have
a turkey.
Speaker 22 (53:40):
You sound like you acting like an ass.
Speaker 18 (53:42):
No, No, I'm trying to listen. I'm trying to be
a good guy here. But you're trying to be a
good guy.
Speaker 7 (53:46):
Screaming and cursing at my wife is being a good guy.
He's being a Gentleman's being a man. What'd you say
to him?
Speaker 18 (53:50):
I asked about the turkey? I said, your kids got scabies.
Speaker 7 (53:53):
My kid never had scathies.
Speaker 18 (53:55):
Your kid's got scabies.
Speaker 7 (53:56):
Now, my kid never had scathes.
Speaker 18 (53:59):
Imbecile, Well, she's got like rashes on or the teacher.
Speaker 7 (54:01):
Who has eczema, the same exema I.
Speaker 16 (54:04):
Have on my arms.
Speaker 18 (54:05):
Listen, we don't need that in this neighborhood. A right,
you don't need this in this neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
Turkeys are for Thanksgiving, not for pets.
Speaker 7 (54:11):
Okay, Okay, what do you for turkey?
Speaker 18 (54:13):
Please, don't worry about who I am.
Speaker 7 (54:15):
Okay, I know I am. Worry about who you are
because you because you got my number and you're talking
to me, and you're talking to me act you're a
little bit of a wise guy.
Speaker 18 (54:21):
I don't like that your kids coming to school with
all turkey diseases.
Speaker 7 (54:24):
The turkey disease. What diseases do turkey's carry?
Speaker 17 (54:26):
What do you know about anything?
Speaker 3 (54:28):
You got scaby babies?
Speaker 7 (54:29):
Well, no, it's to me. What do you know about
any kind of animal at all?
Speaker 26 (54:33):
What I know?
Speaker 11 (54:34):
What I know?
Speaker 7 (54:35):
What's your expertise?
Speaker 18 (54:36):
I'm a normal man. I got a dog, that's what
You're a normal man.
Speaker 7 (54:39):
You don't sound like a normal man. You sound like
a normal idiot.
Speaker 18 (54:42):
You got a friggin' turkey in your house in Brooklyn.
Speaker 7 (54:44):
That's why he's got in the house. The turkey lives outside.
Speaker 18 (54:46):
Your daughter told my daughter the turkey comes inside sometimes
when it rains.
Speaker 7 (54:50):
The turkey does not come in the house. The turkey
came in for Thanksgiving and that was it.
Speaker 18 (54:55):
Oh, that's pretty cruel, don't you think bringing the take
in while you're eating turkey?
Speaker 7 (54:58):
You're known nothing small minded. But tell me what you
know about a turkey.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
Here's what I know about turkeys.
Speaker 18 (55:06):
Four hours at three hundred and fifty degrees, you're calling.
Speaker 7 (55:08):
Me up, and you're going all kinds of nuts, and
you have jerk offt and you don't know anything about
what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
I googled scabies. I googled.
Speaker 16 (55:16):
You googled.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yo.
Speaker 18 (55:18):
That's God's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (55:19):
You googled something.
Speaker 18 (55:20):
You can get all kinds of diseases from turkey poop.
Speaker 7 (55:22):
You're reaching now, and I'll tell you what, if you
had any balls, you would say that to.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Me in person.
Speaker 7 (55:27):
You're scared, You're nobody. I just happened to have a
pet turkey in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
Big deal.
Speaker 7 (55:33):
I have more important things to do with my life
than to deal with a schmuk like you.
Speaker 18 (55:37):
You want to know who I am? Yeah, my name
is Dave Brody. You've just been phone tastic.
Speaker 7 (55:41):
Oh yeah, got to David.
Speaker 18 (55:46):
You anything you'd like to say to Christine? At this point,
I'll get you.
Speaker 7 (55:51):
Actually, I got even with you. I married you, and
that's the best revent.
Speaker 18 (55:58):
This phone was pre recorded permission granted by all participation the.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Elvis Teran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
It's the moment you've been waiting for. Black Friday is here.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
And the deals at Macy's they're incredible.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Twenty to sixty percent off toys, forty off Levi's, and
so much more. It's the best shopping day of the season.
So let Macy's be your guide to gifting. Shop now
at Macy's dot com.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
Happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Let's get to know our interns. So many interns. So
today we're meeting Robbie, Emily, Megan, Kitty.
Speaker 10 (56:42):
I feel like I know too much about Robbie. Already
feels wrong.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
Okay, well I just read four names, but five people
just walked in. Four there's four.
Speaker 17 (56:51):
What was Nate?
Speaker 28 (56:52):
So let's get to know you Nate?
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Okay? So okay, So let's we'll end with Robbie.
Speaker 28 (56:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
So you know what, There's something really cool about our
internship program. I mean, Dave Brody's in charge, and he
always brings us the most incredibly cool, gifted, wonderful, interesting,
multi dimensional interns every single season. I don't know how
you do it, you really did. Let's start with Kitty.
Good morning, kitty, Welcome to the microphone, Come on in morning.
(57:23):
So have you interned on other media? Show? And the
radio shows are in other media outlets.
Speaker 24 (57:30):
I ran my school's radio station, so I ran that
this past year. I was hip hop director there for
a bit that I was training director, and then I
was general manager this past year and pretty good.
Speaker 17 (57:41):
It was cool.
Speaker 37 (57:42):
University at Albany, goat.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Danes, there you go, and we're on in Albany. That's
so cool. Yeah, So anything interesting you want to point
out about your internship here at the Elvis dra and
morning show.
Speaker 37 (57:52):
I love I mean, I love it.
Speaker 24 (57:54):
I was here last summer and now I'm back helping
out with you guys a little bit, helping out on
Z one hundred. I just love all the cool people
I've met. The interns are super cool. I think we're
definitely this intern class. We're a lot closer than last year.
I think, Yeah, it's really nice.
Speaker 2 (58:10):
But you you live in a in a in a
very nice apartment on Central Park.
Speaker 37 (58:14):
Very nice or way to put it, well, most most
interns are you.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
Living in small little dorm room somewhere or little bitty.
Speaker 37 (58:24):
Apartments in the Yeah, so instead of living in one
of those.
Speaker 24 (58:27):
I live in a one bedroom apartment with my retired
mother that was built in the forties, So that's definitely better.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
So you do come from a family of privilege and so.
But but still you're you know, you want to get
out there in the workforce and do your own thing.
Speaker 18 (58:43):
I love that, definitely.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
So your family owns a football team.
Speaker 18 (58:47):
No big deal.
Speaker 37 (58:49):
Also one way to put it all right.
Speaker 3 (58:51):
It's okay, the Baltimore Ravens team.
Speaker 37 (58:55):
So my my great uncle was art model.
Speaker 10 (58:57):
So I shopping him all the times.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
So your related to the models. I was hanging out
with the models this past weekend. It's a big family.
Speaker 24 (59:06):
Yeah, I have a very big family. My ancestry dot
com account is easy to get lost, but so I
do have. My cousins are models. So if you shop
at Modell's, hi, that's us.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
And by the way, like us.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
If you don't live in the Northeast, you may not
be familiar. Model's is a it's a huge sporting goods
yeah store and whatever.
Speaker 10 (59:27):
But you know what they used to do for like
trick or trading. They used to give out model's gift cards.
They are at their house.
Speaker 5 (59:35):
They don't times.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
Times are tough. But anyway, enough of the family. I
just want to let you know that we have an
entire spectrum of backgrounds for all of our interns, all right,
So anyone have a question for kitty kitty questions?
Speaker 25 (59:47):
Oh kitty, So you said that this class of interns
is closer than the last.
Speaker 15 (59:51):
Was there beef?
Speaker 25 (59:51):
Was there something going on with the last time.
Speaker 37 (59:53):
I don't think there was, like Beef.
Speaker 24 (59:54):
I think just like we have like a group chat
last year and it just never really like kicked off,
Whereas this year there's like a whole Snapchat group and
like I really don't even use Snapchat, but now we're
like we're on it all the time. We're always talking,
taking videos of each other. Robbie took a weird stalk
or video.
Speaker 37 (01:00:10):
Of me recently, so I mean, be careful with that one.
Speaker 24 (01:00:13):
No, Yeah, I didn't even know if someone told me
and then I had to find out secondhand.
Speaker 37 (01:00:18):
So yeah, there might become beef.
Speaker 17 (01:00:21):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Okay, So, as far as interning on the Elvis Durant
Morning Show, has anything occurred here that has actually put
you on a different pathway to a different profession possibly
or other other questions you have about your future because
of this internship.
Speaker 24 (01:00:36):
I mean definitely, I think that, like I've always known,
I've wanted to work, like in entertainment, preferably in music,
But I find myself more convinced that, like iHeart radio
might be where I want to start my career because
I really enjoy it here. I'm not just saying that
because like I'm here on air and now, I promise,
I promise I say this like Maxwell all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 10 (01:00:57):
I teach you the worst around here, Well, yeah.
Speaker 37 (01:01:02):
You disrespectfully out of everyone, I think Max Durand that's
actually likes me. But no, everyone everyone is really sweet.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I'm gonna go, Yes, Scary has a question.
Speaker 33 (01:01:16):
I was going to ask, who is your favorite and
your least favorite member of Elvis Ran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Yeah, I think that's a very fair question. The witness
will answer the question.
Speaker 24 (01:01:28):
I know Scary wants me to say he's my favorite,
but definitely, but I will say, like, Scary was one
of the nicest people to me last year, So I
definitely I love Scary.
Speaker 37 (01:01:40):
I love everybody. You can't do that, Oh my god,
I don't know.
Speaker 24 (01:01:47):
I'm gonna say Brodie because I feel like he controls
my future.
Speaker 28 (01:01:54):
In you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I mean, come on, all right, let's move on to
intern Megan. Come on, inn Megan, Good morning, Megan morning.
Are you enjoying your internship at the Elvis Duran Morning Show?
Speaker 18 (01:02:09):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:02:09):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Do you understand it sounds weird to me to speak
of myself in the third person?
Speaker 16 (01:02:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
So is Elvis DuRane a nice guy?
Speaker 15 (01:02:16):
Elvis Durren is a great guy from Meghan's point of view.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Okay, good, Okay, this is your second I believe this
is your second round with us as Yes.
Speaker 15 (01:02:24):
This is my second summer.
Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
So what brought you back? You could have gone anywhere?
Why do you want to come back to the Elvis
Duran Morning Show?
Speaker 15 (01:02:29):
I absolutely love it.
Speaker 40 (01:02:31):
Like people say, it's hard with the mornings, and whenever
I tell them, oh, I have to get it on
the three fifty eight train to get in here on time,
They're like, how you do it?
Speaker 15 (01:02:40):
And it's honestly, just like.
Speaker 10 (01:02:42):
For the love of it, right, we muth not be
as bad as we think we are. They just haven't
seen it yet.
Speaker 17 (01:02:49):
Where do you go to school?
Speaker 15 (01:02:50):
I go to the University of Tennessee and Knoxville right, yeah,
I go Valls.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Where are you from originally Long Island?
Speaker 19 (01:02:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
So you grew up listening to us, I guess, Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 40 (01:02:59):
I actually came visited when Carla Marie was on the show.
My aunt was friends with her and she let us
come up.
Speaker 37 (01:03:05):
And do a tour.
Speaker 15 (01:03:06):
And I saw you guys when it was like the
old studio.
Speaker 17 (01:03:09):
Right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Hey, it's kind of interesting of people who come visit
us before they become interns. It seems like we would
have scared you.
Speaker 15 (01:03:18):
Oh no, oh my god. I got my foot in
the water. I got a taste and I was hooked.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
So, I mean, I don't know exactly, or I don't
know if you know exactly where it is you want
to end up in Land. But where do you think
you would like.
Speaker 17 (01:03:29):
To go in this business?
Speaker 37 (01:03:31):
Honestly?
Speaker 40 (01:03:31):
Anywhere around music. I grew up doing music my whole life.
I'm in a band right now and we play on
the weekends like cover band.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I sing and I play guitar, right yeah, Hold on,
all interns, do you guys play instruments at all? Inter
of you? Yeah, Robbie does, of course. Oh my god, Danielle,
what we could put we could put our intern band together.
Nice anyway, Sorry about that. We now reserve the right
(01:04:02):
to bring Kitty back to Have you noticed any talent fits,
any tantrums being thrown by any members of the show.
Oh god, you can speak freely. No one's gonna get.
Speaker 37 (01:04:11):
Fired, probably, like I don't know. I guess like Brody
when he gets mad about like sports or something.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
He gets all mad about stuff that he can't control.
Speaker 37 (01:04:26):
Yeah, that's that's how it is.
Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
A thank you, intern, Kitty, thanks for the recall ER's
go to intern Emily.
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Emily. Welcome to the microphone, Emily. I know, Emily. Have
you noticed anyone throw any sort of tantrum or fit
here on the show?
Speaker 15 (01:04:42):
My favorite is you?
Speaker 14 (01:04:44):
Okay, it wasn't you had a right to remember when
you got rained on.
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
You was so mad.
Speaker 14 (01:04:54):
Honestly, I caind of handle it well. I was surprised
he didn't have clothes for you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Walked to work in the pouring rain, and I have
my dog Max with me. It was a bad day.
Speaker 37 (01:05:04):
Bad Yeah, that's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Anyway, If you're just wondering, we're getting to know some
of our favorite interns are here today. So right now,
we're talking to uh intern Emily. So, Emily, any observations
from your time here at the Elvis dur In Morning
Show that you want to share something. Maybe we don't
notice being here in our cage every day, you may
see something we need to know about.
Speaker 28 (01:05:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (01:05:25):
I guess how casual you guys just talk. Like when
you guys are talking, it just seems like you're just
hanging out. I wasn't expecting that. I don't know.
Speaker 28 (01:05:33):
We don't know what.
Speaker 15 (01:05:34):
I like pictured it to look.
Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Like we make it sound natural, but it's all scripted.
Speaker 10 (01:05:39):
Yeah, it's not one script.
Speaker 15 (01:05:41):
That's the satisfy.
Speaker 14 (01:05:42):
I guess you can really just say like anything, like
you really do if you just run in and or
like the amount of people who run in like randomly,
will like show you something to say it, and.
Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
I'll just say it, and you'll just say it.
Speaker 26 (01:05:54):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Well, that's what we do. It really is the easiest
job on earth, and they pay us a buttload of
money to do it. It's insane talk about all the
money you make.
Speaker 10 (01:06:02):
It makes so much money. It's insane, so crazy to
make you feel bad.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Okay, so your favorite and least favorite on the show
people that you connect with the most and least.
Speaker 14 (01:06:17):
My favorite is actually Brodie because I tell people he
could be like my you're not that old, but you
could be like my grandpa.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Wow, but you're next that you're totally skipped over the fact.
Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
You skipped over the fact that you give me your
father because.
Speaker 15 (01:06:41):
Because he's really cute. He's like just a cute like man,
like a cute man.
Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I love him all right.
Speaker 10 (01:06:50):
The other day you got a haircut and I was like,
oh did you get a haircut?
Speaker 15 (01:06:54):
And made me so happy?
Speaker 17 (01:06:58):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
And now the person what about the person you least
connect with?
Speaker 26 (01:07:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (01:07:05):
I've never talked to Josh in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
By the way, to be Josh does a lot of
our the sound, and he sculpts the sound of our show,
and he does it in a very dark cave in
the back.
Speaker 10 (01:07:20):
When you get to know Josh, he's like one of
the sweetest people in the world. He loves he loves
comic books, and he loves Disney. You'd never think Josh
the Disney freak and he is. It's cool, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
So any final thoughts before you give the Florida Robbie.
By the way, what do you guys all think of Robbie.
He's a very interesting, odd quirk of nature, I.
Speaker 15 (01:07:42):
Believe, an absolute wild card. You never know what's going
to come out of his mouth.
Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
Right or in.
Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Exactly.
Speaker 14 (01:07:50):
That's the only thing I know about him is his
sex life.
Speaker 10 (01:07:52):
I'm worried about.
Speaker 17 (01:07:53):
Wonder.
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
You know, I'm a nice guy, though, I do wonder
working for a big corporation if we're liable for anything
with him out there spewing information about his sex life,
and we really got to be careful with that, you know.
Speaker 14 (01:08:05):
Well that's why I asked him in the back if
you guys meant to go to commercial right when you
started talking about that he got paid for sex.
Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Well, by the way, we're about to get back into
that in the moment. Uh No, it was the computer
tells us what time we have to take a break.
It just so happened the computer said it's time for.
Speaker 14 (01:08:21):
It's perfect because he was like, yeah, I have and
it was like, oh Strand in the morning shows.
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah so you noticed that as well, didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Yeah, all right, well thank you very much, the best intern.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
No, we do absolutely and keep in mind and Brody
is just he is the wizard at choosing everyone want
he'll choose a clonker, but we have it on. He
got those.
Speaker 10 (01:08:44):
Grandpaw skills, only one this semester.
Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Right, thank you, Emily. All right, we move on to
an intern. Robbie.
Speaker 17 (01:08:54):
Good to be back.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Okay, you understand now Robbie's background is such where he
comes from a very liberal artistic family.
Speaker 23 (01:09:02):
I do.
Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Yeah, your mom is a painter and artist.
Speaker 12 (01:09:05):
She is.
Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
She's a ruroralist, and your father a muralist.
Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Your father, what is your father?
Speaker 41 (01:09:08):
He's in commercial real estate. That's actually how they met.
He wanted a mural painted on his building and he
hired my mom to do it.
Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
That's so cool, very cute.
Speaker 41 (01:09:15):
Right, give me siblings, and I have four biological siblings,
three biological siblings and a couple step brothers, stepsister ish.
My family always has people living with us, so I
call them my siblings because they've lived with me for
my whole child.
Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Of course, one from France, one from Tanzania.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Tanzania or is in Africa. Yes, okay, so let me
ask you this question. Did you grow up like going
to rather than going to a public school, you went
to like nude and counter groups.
Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
I went to a Quaker school.
Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Okay, very nice?
Speaker 41 (01:09:47):
Yes, which is it's I think that's probably why I
am how I am. Quakers are very huge on community,
so I really love blame the Quakers.
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
They're sweet people are No wait a minute, no one's
blaming anyone on anything. Did you hear blame? Was I
casting blame?
Speaker 27 (01:10:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
We think you're fabulous something.
Speaker 37 (01:10:04):
Assumed you were going to get to it.
Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Oh no, no blame, no blam.
Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Okay, So last time we spoke with you on our show,
the question was have you ever been paid for sex?
And then you said is it okay to talk about that?
And then we were just assumed at that point you're
guilty as charge. So hair point, you've actually been paid
cash or trips, furs, jewelry, alcohol? Okay, well, oh.
Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Sixty dollars worth of alcohol though, Oh you see there
was a receipt.
Speaker 29 (01:10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Well it was after a stripping gig.
Speaker 41 (01:10:33):
The girls who hired us uh said hey, Robbie, uh
are would you be able to stay back.
Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
A little bit with our friend from maybe you know,
a little extra something? And I was like, okay, sure.
Speaker 41 (01:10:47):
So I didn't feel I will be honest, I didn't
feel great about myself afterwards.
Speaker 15 (01:10:51):
Though, sixty dollars is pretty low.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
But let me ask you, let me ask you a
question of the Robbie. You could have easily said no,
you choose, and I wasn't a part of choosing to
do so fun. You had a good time, Like do
you want to see what would happen?
Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
I think that's what it was. I was like, oh,
this would be an awesome story to tell.
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Right, And you weren't desperate for alcohol as it and
like an alcoholic, so it wasn't like you need you
needed that fix and so you had to get it
through sex.
Speaker 41 (01:11:16):
No, okay, So there was no There was no foul
play besides the legal prostitution. But I don't don't if
you're thinking about it, don't do it, okay.
Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
It's humiliating what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
For you, it was, it wasn't really humiliating. I was like,
am I really worth that much?
Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
Like?
Speaker 17 (01:11:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 41 (01:11:34):
For me, I was just like, I like, that didn't
That's not how I want. I want the person who
I'm doing it with to like want me. I want
to want them.
Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
They wanted you.
Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
I guess that's true. I comment emotionally but physically that's
what I'm just.
Speaker 10 (01:11:49):
Looking at him thinking, can you come over and so
I can show my kids what not to do?
Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
So did you does your mom know that you are
out there playing around and having a good time.
Speaker 41 (01:11:59):
She does, Yeah, she does, My mom does, My dad does.
She doesn't like it when I talk about it graphically.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
But no, no, when you say graphically, what does that mean?
Am I?
Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
How graphic am I allowed to get? I mean sometimes
to bugger I, I give graphic details of what I
did last weekend, which she doesn't like, like.
Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
The actual physical, actual movements and things. Okay, no, no,
but we got to.
Speaker 11 (01:12:28):
Keep it on.
Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
We have to keep the schedule going here. So, as
we have asked our other favorite interns in interday, I
gotta say this intern class is my favorite of many years.
Speaker 18 (01:12:36):
You guys, you guys are.
Speaker 28 (01:12:40):
Individual in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Thing going, and that's what makes the whole stronger, as
you may know, the whole stronger. Yeah, so you only
shows very stand offish, I mean people who are on
the show, who are in this room.
Speaker 41 (01:12:55):
Yeah, I honestly, And you guys are maybe gonna make
me say one I can't. I can't say anything negative
about anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
No, no, I didn't. I didn't request a negative comment.
I'm like, who have you Who is the least least
likely to get to know on this show?
Speaker 12 (01:13:11):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Probably Nate?
Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
Oh you know why.
Speaker 17 (01:13:16):
You're still my stripper name?
Speaker 18 (01:13:17):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
I did tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Michael Michael J.
Speaker 23 (01:13:23):
Cox.
Speaker 17 (01:13:24):
N is Michael J. Cox when you were a diaper?
Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
So is Michael J. Cox.
Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Hey, question, well, who did you who did you stealing from?
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Original Baby?
Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
No?
Speaker 16 (01:13:37):
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
No name that great is did you come up with?
Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
All?
Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Right?
Speaker 14 (01:13:42):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
But what as far as an internship goes, I know
we have a lot of it's all fun and games,
but at the end of the day, it's business. I mean,
are you actually learning something here?
Speaker 41 (01:13:51):
Josh Is?
Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
I work with Josh doing all of his audio production stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
He's the best.
Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
He I've never met somebody so talented on pro toys.
I can't. He does things in five secsons.
Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Someone could argue that you are a pro tool if
you if you charge money, and.
Speaker 10 (01:14:07):
It doesn't cost that much either, right here?
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
So this is these are our interns everyone. I wish
we could Robbie, Emily, Megan, Kitty. Thank you guys, for
coming in. And by the way, I will tell you
another added bonus with Robbie's he knows sign language and
so why do you know sign language?
Speaker 41 (01:14:29):
I failed my Spanish placement exam going into college, so
I needed to pick a new language and it was.
Speaker 10 (01:14:36):
Sammy loves it and he's actually been using it for
good stuff I have been.
Speaker 41 (01:14:40):
Yeah, I love it, and I'm going to study at
the National University for the deafn Heart of Hearing.
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
You know what I've noticed about you? And I know,
I know some other people have pointed this out. When
you're just having a conversation with anyone, someone who can
hear perfectly, well, you actually use sign language without knowing it.
Speaker 41 (01:14:52):
Probably yes, because I'm always practicing. Okay, so sometimes I
sign when.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
I talk like he's doing right now? All right, I
love you all. I think you're all fantastic. And there
you go. The In terms of the Elvis.
Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Durand Morning Show, Happy Thanksgiving Elvis Terran in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Show, Hey, so are we do you consider yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Great at reading someone? Like first impressions or things little
nuances they have that can tell you a lot about
their personality.
Speaker 28 (01:15:31):
Yep?
Speaker 39 (01:15:32):
Oh really, like what for instance, I'm so good at
knowing if someone's in distress or not. Hell well, for instance,
I know when you're annoyed, Elvis, So it's like, right now,
I could see in your face you're not happy. I'm
very happy. Well obviously not with me, so obviously you're
striking out. I take it back, then, I'm totally happy
(01:15:56):
with you. So you're not good at that anyone else? Yes, yes, scary.
Speaker 33 (01:16:01):
I can spot a fake person a mile away, like
if someone's being fake to you, like when you're getting
fake hospitality when they have to be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
To you just because it's their job. Yet, right, Okay,
you're good at that. What about you, Gandhi? What nuances
in someone's personality traits really tell you a lot about them.
Speaker 25 (01:16:18):
I think there's a way that people look at you
when you first meet them, and sometimes we've all met
these people. They just size you up, like head to toe.
They're taking everything in and judging immediately, And most of
those people who do the elevator eyes all the way
up and down have turned out to not be so
kind in the future.
Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Also, the people when you're having conversations with them, they're
looking behind your head to see who else is in
the room, yeah, or how they treat other people anyway,
So Gandhi found you this great article. I wanted to
kind of like steal some stuff from it. Seven insignificant
details that tell you a lot about someone, And just
in passing, we have brought it up a lot of people,
A lot of you texted in about, well, if you
(01:17:00):
see someone who's not nice to animals, you know that
they're probably a dud.
Speaker 25 (01:17:05):
Hell yes, absolutely, Even like the pigeons and the rats
in New York City, when I see people try to
kick them out of the way, I lose it. I'm like, really, dude,
this is their space, not yours.
Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
To be honest, you know, when a rat's on your foot,
you do tend to accidentally cook a kick a little bit.
Speaker 14 (01:17:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
But also, and Danielle brought up a good one too.
Speaker 10 (01:17:24):
Oh, moms, you have to make sure they're nice to
their mom. If someone's not nice to their mom, kick
them to the curb exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
You can tell a lot about people.
Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
And also if you're in a restaurant and the person
you're with treats whoever is waiting on your whatever like crap,
they're probably not worthy of your time. At all, because
these people are there to make sure you have a
good time and you're going to be mean to them.
Speaker 17 (01:17:47):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
So this list was kind of great. Insignificant ways you
can tell a lot about someone. One Malcolm S. Forbes
once said, you can easily judge the character of a
person by how they treat those who can do nothing
for them absolutely. For instance, So if you're only nice
to people who you can get something out of. If
someone's only nice to you and you see they treat
(01:18:11):
other people like crap because you're the only one who
can take care of them in some situation, you know
that you really shouldn't be hanging out with them.
Speaker 10 (01:18:17):
And you know what the other thing to that is.
And I've seen this happen many times. People will hang
out with someone until they have no use for them anymore,
and then they're out disposed of them, which I've seen
happen so much, and I'm like, dude, that is not cool.
Speaker 17 (01:18:31):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
That's why Nate, we have to have a meeting later. Job, Yes, Kandhi.
Speaker 25 (01:18:36):
One of the things that took me a long time
to realize with these jobs is that everybody presents their
best foot forward with us.
Speaker 37 (01:18:43):
So you think everybody's so nice and we have the
greatest people.
Speaker 25 (01:18:46):
But that's not true because so many people want something
from us, like hey, mention my business on the air.
So not everybody is a nice person. You think that
they are, and it took a while for me to
kind of get there.
Speaker 17 (01:18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Wait, So the way customers treat service employees at restaurants,
cafes and other establishments, it really tells you a lot
about them. Yea, there's the greater picture is how people
treat others who can't do anything for them. And by
the way, this article I'm reading is called, as I said,
seven Insignificant Details.
Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
That tell you a lot about someone by Andy G.
I don't know what the G stands for.
Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Another sector of people, another personality trait that tells you
a lot about a person, how they interact with those
from whom they want something.
Speaker 25 (01:19:29):
Yes, when suddenly your friend is like kissing up to
someone and you're like, ew.
Speaker 18 (01:19:34):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Write exactly, it's sort of like what you were just
talking about, Gandhi. For example, when some guys see women
they like, they seem nice and happy for a moment
before reverting to their old selves. Again, and you wouldn't
experience that totally. So if you can recognize that kiss up,
then you know that maybe Okay, What are they like
when they don't need something from you? Another another trait
(01:19:59):
to look for in people, how they follow through on
their promises. Give me, you know, like give me if
I've benute talk, give you an answer and then never
give you an answer, right, and get back to you
by Friday. Now there's no Friday.
Speaker 25 (01:20:12):
Right, I'm totally gonna do that. Just give me a
minute and I'll send it.
Speaker 37 (01:20:15):
No, you didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
So a lot of us, you know, we make promises
and we don't keep them. So look, life happens, and
sometimes it's necessary to wiggle out of things, right or
say look I can't. I promised you I could, but
I can't. But if you just move on and just
pretend it never happened. Interesting how their real life life
differs from their social life life. That's such a big one.
Speaker 25 (01:20:41):
One of my very best friends and I love him
to death, but if you go to his Instagram page,
it's the most repulsive thing I've ever seen. It's him
flexing his muscles in front of a mirror every single day.
And yeah, has he lost weight and he looks good.
I get it, that's what he wants to show off,
but that's not who he is as a person. And
I just look at it and I'm like, oh, come on, man,
you can do better than this.
Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
And we know many people a nice guy though, Yeah,
come on, Well it's right, it says here in this
article examine how someone behaves on social media versus real life?
Is it always necessary for them to be putting on
a show? And if you think about it, that's kind
of what social media is. I mean, we all sort
of put on a show every once more. We're not
going to show them like us taking a pooh or
(01:21:22):
like you, we don't show them everything, right, Yeah, scary.
Speaker 33 (01:21:25):
I always noticed when it comes to social media the
follower count versus following count.
Speaker 18 (01:21:30):
If you if you're following like a nine hundred people.
Speaker 33 (01:21:33):
And you have fourteen followers, a lot of times that's
a troll and they don't have like stuff about themselves.
Speaker 18 (01:21:39):
I just noticed that a lot.
Speaker 33 (01:21:40):
Of people because anytime I ask a troll comes out
to my social media, it's always someone that that has
like about twelve followers, Like, oh, you have no friends?
You know, for obvious reasons, because you're a bad person.
I'm just saying all I notice it a lot. But
they're following three thousand trolling everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
That's what I notice. Brittany one twenty four, she has
another one. Hey Brittany, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 13 (01:22:03):
Oh my god?
Speaker 34 (01:22:04):
I love you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Well, thank you and thank you very much for listening
to us. We need everyone we can get.
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
So, uh, what type of personality trait do you see
that makes you go, hmmm, I don't know if I
trust this person.
Speaker 26 (01:22:16):
It's how when you treat how you treat older people, like,
you know, like it. I just feel like if you're
mean to, you know, older people, then you're not a
very good person either.
Speaker 25 (01:22:29):
It's true, give up your seat on the subway for
an older.
Speaker 26 (01:22:31):
Person exactly exactly.
Speaker 34 (01:22:34):
And so it's like I saw that the other day,
and like there was this older lady, you know, she
was in a walker and you know, like we were
on the train and these people would not even let
let her sit down, and I'm like, that is so
grue and so I got.
Speaker 26 (01:22:51):
Up and you know, because I entered my back a
couple of months ago, but you know, I'm a lot younger,
and I let her have my seat, you know, And
so that's just that's just how life works, you.
Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Know, person, So you know, and there you go, and
it's okay to notice that you're you're good. And you
know what, I've always been impressed by are as an
example uh Asian culture, how they always put older people
up on a pedestal. Yeah better than yeah.
Speaker 26 (01:23:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 34 (01:23:24):
So it is such an honor to speak with you
guys for like fifteen years.
Speaker 26 (01:23:29):
I'm like, this is the first time I've gotten on.
So I'm like, oh my god, I love well.
Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
I'm glad you got through because what you had to
say was very important. And Brittany, by the way, I'm
the oldest person on the show. These people they treat
me like crap.
Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
But I know, you know, my birth.
Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Certificate has me born way before them, and they treat
me like hammered crap.
Speaker 26 (01:23:54):
And so.
Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Thank you, Brittany. You have a great day.
Speaker 17 (01:23:57):
Okay, thank you, lovey, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Now here's another one in the listen. I think this
is very interesting because I want us to discuss this.
They say, you can tell a lot about a person
by the appearance of their vehicle. Yeah, okay, really.
Speaker 18 (01:24:13):
It's clean.
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I'm sure what like if it's clean or not?
Speaker 17 (01:24:17):
Well, yeah, I guess I think dirty car, dirty crotch.
You have a dirty car, you don't take care of God.
Speaker 25 (01:24:25):
So the only people I will give a pass to
in that though, is people who have little kids, because
you know, you've all gotten to someone's car and they
have car seats back there, and then there's like smush
macaroni in the floor. I imagine it's probably really difficult
to keep up with that.
Speaker 37 (01:24:37):
All the time.
Speaker 25 (01:24:37):
But if you're single and you're living in like some
type of landfill of fast food, oh, ew, what are
you doing?
Speaker 15 (01:24:44):
Have you evergotten in your.
Speaker 10 (01:24:45):
Car and you smell like, Oh, I think I dropped
a French fry yesterday or so it rotted.
Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
I'm thinking of my when I mentioned that, Are you
all thinking about what kind of shape your car is
in right now?
Speaker 23 (01:24:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
So there's this rider.
Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
I love him. His name is Malcolm Glad.
Speaker 17 (01:25:00):
You may have heard of him.
Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
He has a book out called Blink, The Power of
Thinking Without Thinking, And in this research he was researching
eighty students who were rated by their closest friends versus
complete strangers who just spent fifteen minutes visiting their bedrooms.
You can also tell a lot about someone by the
messiness of their bedrooms. I don't know what this suggests.
He says, is that it's quite possible for people who
(01:25:23):
have never met us, and who have spent only twenty
minutes thinking about us to come to a better understanding
of who we are than people who have known us
for years.
Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
If you want to get a good.
Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Idea of whether I'd make a good employee, drop by
my house one day and take a look around. Wow,
don't come to my house right now. That things sham.
Speaker 25 (01:25:40):
Yeah, leave my apartment alone, police right now.
Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Anyway, So it's interesting to we all have different nuances
that we look for in people, right Yeah, And some
of it's just built in. And I know that in
our experience with dealing with mass amounts of people at
any given time, not so much lately. You can see
some when coming a mile away that you kind of
want to turn and go the other way because you
(01:26:04):
get to learn about where what you're going to learn
about them eventually, which I know, I don't know. Maybe
we're just booking, we're judging books by the covers, but
I don't know.
Speaker 28 (01:26:14):
I don't I think there are.
Speaker 25 (01:26:15):
Some things though that are a big deal that end
up being a big deal, like later in life. And
for me, one of the things is watch somebody when
they don't get their way, when something doesn't go the
way they want it to go. How do they act
in that situation, because it's fascinating. You will see people
turn into giant babies or be exceptionally rude. And then
you have people who are kind of like whatever, roll
(01:26:36):
with it, flow like water. It is what it is,
what can you do about it?
Speaker 10 (01:26:39):
My favorite with those people, Gandhi. My favorite is are
people who are so nice to you when you're giving
them what they want, and then as soon as you
can't do something, you are the biggest jackass in.
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Oh I hate that line.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Twenty is Laura. She says, you can tell a lot
about somebody by what, Laura.
Speaker 9 (01:27:00):
What they do with their grocery cart after they're doneloading
their car.
Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
We talked about this.
Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Absolutely, go go ahead and finish that up, Laura, because
it's so true.
Speaker 9 (01:27:10):
So if they leave it, you know, buy your car
or just in the middle so someone else can drive
into it their a dirt bag. Okay, I'm sorry you
have no consideration for other human beings. If you put
it in like the cart thing, all right, you're you're
a good person.
Speaker 26 (01:27:27):
We can roll with that.
Speaker 9 (01:27:28):
But if you roll that car all the way back
up inside that grocery store, man, you are an above
average human. And I want to know you.
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
I agree. And you know a lot of times they
give you the cart corral right there in the parking lot,
right right there. Yeah, one day it was kind of funny.
We sat in the car and just kind of watched
for a while to see, we go, Okay, this person
right here, I bet you they do not return the
cart and we will play cart or car return.
Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
It tells you kind of how bored we are with
our lives. But very good point. Thank you, Laura, Thank
you listening to us as well.
Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
Laura, thank you.
Speaker 9 (01:28:02):
Have a great day.
Speaker 10 (01:28:03):
Have you ever like said something to someone before about
that I have the car corral was right next to
their car, and I said, you're gonna leave it there?
Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Yeah, Oh, they'll put it up on the They'll put
it up on the little island that's made out of
like like the lava lava rock and whatever right there.
Speaker 10 (01:28:20):
And then they kind of was like, mind you business.
Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Look at this, people are texting in things. I judge
people by the way they drive.
Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
You know, people can be really If you cannot have
the same courtesy in your car as you do in
a line at a grocery store, then it says a
lot about you and Gandhi this is a good one
too that you just posted on us.
Speaker 25 (01:28:38):
Oh yeah, I absolutely judge people the way they exit
a plane. I have no idea why people in the
last row think as soon as that plane lands they
need to run to the front and elbow people and
grab their bags and get off like no one else
was waiting.
Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
I feel like there's an order.
Speaker 37 (01:28:54):
It's row by row.
Speaker 25 (01:28:56):
That's how you get off a plane.
Speaker 15 (01:28:57):
Stop causing chaos.
Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
We essentially could go on and on all and we
all look for some things that others don't look for
it whatever, But you know what, I think the bottom
line is just being kind of people, and it really
starts there, you know. Interesting.
Speaker 28 (01:29:14):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Turkey Turkey Turkey, my baby, gobble gobble gobbling.
Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
God, Happy Thanksgiving, Turkey, Happy Thanksgiving From Elvis Duran in
the Morning shownes.
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Do you ever caught your significant other line to get
out of cheating on you. And it's the worst lie ever.
Speaker 18 (01:29:44):
I mean, do you have it?
Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
I can't find it.
Speaker 37 (01:29:47):
Oh yeah, let me find this again.
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
I think a DMD. We have way too many ways
of communicating with each other.
Speaker 25 (01:29:52):
Yes, So basically, he came home and he had makeup
all over his face. It was like powder, obviously from
a woman that he had been kissing and making out with.
He said, no, no, it's not what you think. I've
actually been sampling different types of bread.
Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Come again, exactly Apparently he was.
Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
He was darker in skin than the makeup on the
woman he was making out with, and it was all
over his face and he said, no, no, no, no,
I've been eating different types of bread.
Speaker 25 (01:30:27):
Yes, and I've been making it from scratch at home
with my roommates. That's why there's just powder all over
me because he's bread.
Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
He and the boys in the frat house are very bad.
Speaker 10 (01:30:37):
If she feel if he really was doing okay, get
out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
What is the worst excuse they tried to get away
with cheating on you, or maybe not even cheating, but
you know, tiptoeing around behind your back doing something they
shouldn't do. I would love to hear these excuses because
he thought he was being so crafty.
Speaker 14 (01:30:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
I'll just tell her that this is flour from loaves
of bread because we've been experimenting baking bread there in
the apartment. No, are you kidding?
Speaker 10 (01:31:07):
That happened in college. I had to come up with
an excuse because we were in the we were doing
theater and one of the guys and I were making
out in the bathroom and somebody walked in on us
and I was like, oh, we had makeup smeared all
of our faces. And I go, oh, we're taking our
makeup off. You see, we're taking it off, so you
have to smear as before I get it all off.
They were like, yokay, Danielle, we believe.
Speaker 7 (01:31:28):
We got to.
Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
You see things like lipstick on the collar.
Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
You see things like, you know, someone else's makeup all
over their face and around their lips. Okay, you can
almost explain away lipstick on their collar. You cannot explain
it away around your lips because well, you know, yeah,
unless you you know, performed at a drag show that
night for you got to clean up, you know. Okay,
Feel free to text them to us at fifty five
(01:31:52):
one hundred. We have hit a nerve here. Obviously we
could do a whole show on all the text messages
that are rolling in. They're coming through so fast we
can't keep up with him. Are you seeing all these yes?
Speaker 17 (01:32:02):
Oh yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
Wow.
Speaker 25 (01:32:05):
I want to laugh and I half want to shake
these people, like, what were you thinking? On what planet?
Speaker 37 (01:32:09):
Would that have actually been an excuse?
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
I found a very sexually graphic letter in my ex
husband's pants pocket from this woman he was cheating with.
Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
When I confronted him, he said he was holding it
for someone else.
Speaker 17 (01:32:19):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
So I was helping my ex boyfriend clean his room.
I found a thong behind his bed. He tried to
tell me it was his mom's. What okay, that could happen?
Let's say she was folding laundry on his bed and
here thong fell behind the men. Yeah, froggy.
Speaker 17 (01:32:39):
I always think to myself, when somebody gives you the
excuse they give you, that was the good one that
they had. I always wonder what were the ones that
were there, Like, man, you know what, that one's not
good enough.
Speaker 10 (01:32:49):
This is the one that's not gonna work.
Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
He was walking out of her house. And I caught him.
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
His words to me were, oh, I'm out for a jog,
and then he proceeds to jog right away. Let's see.
Mine's a little different because he did tell me he
was cheating, but his excuse for it was he didn't
want to lose a game of truth or dare Oh, okay,
I got a few more do it.
Speaker 18 (01:33:15):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Oh, my boyfriend was away at school, so I would
see it maybe once every couple of months. There was
a girl's hair on his pillow, and when asked about it,
he told me it was mine. So when I asked that, wait,
don't you wash your sheets? He says, no, I don't
wash them for months. Obviously it wasn't my hair, but
either way it was a deal breaker. Goodbye, Yeah, you
(01:33:36):
don't wash your sheets in a couple of months.
Speaker 17 (01:33:38):
Come on, and the one time and I said to
her quote, it's not what you think that was, I
was so like, just caught in headlights. I didn't know
what to do.
Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
It's not what you think, it's not what you say.
Everything is Ashley. Let's go live to Ashley. Hello Ashley, Hi,
Well hello, so your dad. Your dad had an excuse
for cheating and did did you believe it?
Speaker 40 (01:34:04):
No?
Speaker 11 (01:34:05):
I didn't believe it because I knew you were lying.
But our house was haunted, if you would believe that.
But his excuse was that that a ghost was using
his computer because we found messages for multiple different women
to deform him to multiple different women.
Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
A ghost, a ghost was on your dad's computer and
like sexting people.
Speaker 9 (01:34:30):
Yeah, pretty much that's what his excuse.
Speaker 10 (01:34:33):
Howell leave it to danielle Y.
Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Yeah, this is very possible.
Speaker 10 (01:34:41):
I mean, it's a ghost, all right, a house.
Speaker 11 (01:34:45):
So he tried to go with it, but we knew, hey,
you know what, he.
Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Should write screenplays. All right, thank you, Ashley, thanks for
listening to us. I think we have a talk back.
You know, if you're listening to us on the iHeartRadio app,
all you do is hit that little microphone button and
you can talk to like this port cheating excuse.
Speaker 7 (01:35:02):
My husband cheated on me, and I.
Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Found out because I have a latex allergy.
Speaker 28 (01:35:07):
At my huha quit so angry.
Speaker 11 (01:35:11):
And he tried to tell me at the beginning that yes,
he put on a latex condemn but he was experimenting
for our pleasure.
Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
And then he decided not to.
Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Ah, Okay, okay, Tarya from Haileiah. Hello, Tanya, what's going
on today?
Speaker 18 (01:35:33):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
Hey, you go ahead?
Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
What did you discover? Sorry?
Speaker 26 (01:35:39):
So it was a long time ago.
Speaker 11 (01:35:41):
We were in high school and he came back with
a hickey on his neck and his excuse was, I
got hit with a baseball.
Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Okay, so did a did you give it any consideration
like maybe he did?
Speaker 18 (01:35:54):
Or was it?
Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Absolutely really you're full of crap.
Speaker 6 (01:35:57):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 22 (01:35:58):
I mean, you got hit with a baseball on your neck?
Speaker 15 (01:36:00):
How are you not in the hospital?
Speaker 18 (01:36:02):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Obviously your ex boyfriend, right the exactly. I bet most
of these stories, Tanya, are my ex did this?
Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Well, there's a reason they're an X.
Speaker 18 (01:36:16):
I guess right.
Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Thank you, you have a beautiful day. Okay, you to
thank you?
Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
You guys see any more on the text messages, I can't,
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 25 (01:36:23):
I think my favorite one was he said that he
had COVID. COVID gave him brain damage and he didn't
know what he was doing when he cheated.
Speaker 10 (01:36:30):
Well, they do say.
Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
COVID can do it's brain fog.
Speaker 17 (01:36:39):
Eight six. I had an ex who told me he
quote fell on top of her when he tripped.
Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Like forty five times. Yeah, there are a lot of
a lot of these are finding out that their guys
are cheating with other guys. I mean there was one
text she was walking behind him on the beach when
they were on vacation. He was clearly on grinder seeing
who was close by. Yes, yeah, you know what. That's
the thing.
Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
When you're cheating, there's a good chance you're.
Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Gonna have to explain. Good luck and God bless Yeah, right, exactly.
Being honest is the best policy, I guess.
Speaker 25 (01:37:15):
Anyone I agree for sure, just come clean with it,
because you're gonna get busted. I also liked the guy
who had hickeys on his neck and when the girlfriend
asked him about it, he said, you know, I wear
fake gold.
Speaker 18 (01:37:28):
It's just a reaction.
Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
Okay, So couldn't you see the possibility of truth in these?
I mean, just like, what if it is true, She's
never going to believe me. Look showing all those friends
at work. Look see fake gold, look at it it
to me, She's gonna she's gonna think I'm cheating on her.
Speaker 25 (01:37:46):
Yeah, I mean sure, there's always that one percent chance
that it did happen, But I highly doubt it right.
Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Line twenty one finally from Marissa. H Hey, Marissa, thank
you for listening. How's it going with you today so far?
Speaker 28 (01:37:59):
Hi Elvis, Hello lady, you're doing okay?
Speaker 38 (01:38:03):
I'm good?
Speaker 11 (01:38:03):
Thank you?
Speaker 20 (01:38:04):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
So you caught him how.
Speaker 10 (01:38:08):
He texted me on my birthday saying, hey, I'm going
to celebrate my girlfriend's birthday.
Speaker 30 (01:38:16):
I love you baby, miss you.
Speaker 10 (01:38:18):
Oh ohxted the wrong person.
Speaker 17 (01:38:21):
What happened?
Speaker 28 (01:38:21):
Texted the wrong girlfriend?
Speaker 30 (01:38:24):
And I said, excuse me what? And he goes, oh,
it was April fool joke.
Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
So hand on, what's your what's your birthday?
Speaker 17 (01:38:34):
It's in April, but it's not April first, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Okay, so it was in April first, April fools?
Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
So how did that work out for that relationship?
Speaker 28 (01:38:44):
We're no longer together?
Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Yeah, I thought so. All right, Marissa, thank you very much. Yeah,
you got to be careful who you're texting to. Hello,
shame on you, right, thanks? Marissa? Uh fine, we have
one more talkback.
Speaker 28 (01:38:57):
My ex lied and so that his dating and town
was old.
Speaker 11 (01:39:01):
When if you looked at the photos, he's a Photoige
said the feminist friends my graduation.
Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
You know that happened to me with one of my exes.
He actually he actually cut me out of a photo
and put it up online as his is his pick. Yeah,
that was great, And we have.
Speaker 36 (01:39:22):
One more, right, And I found pictures of a girl
in her underwear I knew the girl from the neighborhood
on the computer. And I asked my boyfriend what was happening,
and he said that he rented his room to one
of his friends and that's why they were pictures of
her naked on the computer.
Speaker 10 (01:39:44):
There, that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
It's sort of like the ghost using the computer. Same thing.
Speaker 34 (01:39:48):
Right?
Speaker 10 (01:39:49):
How long they come up with these?
Speaker 26 (01:39:51):
Like?
Speaker 10 (01:39:51):
How long does it take? Are these instantaneous allies?
Speaker 37 (01:39:54):
Or this is take?
Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
You know they sound you know, they sound so stupid
that they must be spontaneous lives.
Speaker 25 (01:40:00):
If you thought about it, you would come.
Speaker 37 (01:40:02):
Up with better.
Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Yeah, exactly. If you put a lot of thought into
these things, they're stupid.
Speaker 28 (01:40:06):
Hi, this is Harry Styles. Well that is a Nick
Jonas or should do a Happy Thanksgiving? All this? Duran
in the Morning Show. From our family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
Let me ask you something to give you, something to
think about it, something to chew on. As you said,
if you lived in a town with two barbers, one
barber had a great haircut and the other one had
an awful messy haircut. Which barber would you go to
the messy haircut? Why is that?
Speaker 25 (01:40:46):
Because the no. Eight No, I'd go to the one
with the great haircut, because that's the no. The messy haircut,
because the person did that one, the good barber.
Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Right, you you should go to the messy haircut guy,
because the guy the bar with the good haircuts getting
his haircut by the messy haircut.
Speaker 37 (01:41:03):
Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
Okay, let me make it something a little more personal.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
If you need relationship advice, do you go to someone
who is in a long term successful relationship or someone
who's been through a lot of breakups?
Speaker 25 (01:41:23):
I think a lot of breakups, because yeah, one person
in a long term relationship only has experience with that
one person.
Speaker 15 (01:41:31):
But the breakups, you know, all kinds of people.
Speaker 17 (01:41:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
But on the other hand, the people who who are
in the long term relationship, they made it long term
somehow true. And the short term people who have lots
of breakups. They kept getting it wrong every time. Yeah,
or for whatever reason. You know, all relationships are different.
You can't just base it off for right giving you.
But it's something to think about, something to chew on.
(01:41:57):
Come on, Danielle, give us something to chew on.
Speaker 10 (01:41:58):
What do you I always think when you rather your
boyfriend like or husband cheat on you with another woman
or a guy, like, would you rather find out that
he is he's gay? Or would you rather be another woman?
I always think of, like, what the scenario I would
rather be?
Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Okay, I think I would go with what woman?
Speaker 37 (01:42:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 25 (01:42:19):
Yes, because then if it was a guy, that's just
like two levels of what is going on? When just
getting cheated on me?
Speaker 10 (01:42:25):
I want it be guy because at least then I know, okay,
well it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Me at the end of the day.
Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
Though, cheating is cheating.
Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
That is true, very cheating, right, You are correct, No
matter where they are the spectrum between gay or straight.
Speaker 10 (01:42:42):
Or whether they have a wiener or the other.
Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
Exactly cheating is cheating. What's scary?
Speaker 33 (01:42:46):
Along those same lines, would you rather your boyfriend or
girlfriend cheat on you with someone who's really really hot?
Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Yeah, someone really ugly? Yeah, cheating is cheating.
Speaker 10 (01:42:58):
Yeah, I would rather it be hot because then I
would yeah, well, I'd.
Speaker 25 (01:43:02):
Be like, all right, they're physically hotter than me. But
if it was an ugly person, I'd be like, man,
their personality must be better.
Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
That hurts so much.
Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Yeah, they actually have something intellectually to honor it.
Speaker 17 (01:43:11):
I don't have.
Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
What were you saying, Froggy.
Speaker 17 (01:43:13):
Lisa's always said they better be You better hope they're hot,
because if they're not, I'm going to tell everybody and
post every bad picture of them I can find it.
You're so mean, and you've really thought this out, by
the way, thought it through.
Speaker 10 (01:43:28):
Would you rather be with someone you know or someone
you don't know if they cheated don't know, don't know,
don't know.
Speaker 17 (01:43:34):
Yeah, because if it's somebody you know, then you've been
betrayed twice.
Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
I'm still in a relationship to me cheating and still cheating.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I
don't ever want to be in that. I've been in
that position, but I never want to be in there again.
Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
What's going on, y'all?
Speaker 19 (01:43:51):
This is post Walloney, It's Brune Mars, wishing you a
happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 28 (01:43:56):
Mister Ran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND News
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Intentionally Disturbing
Join me on this podcast as I navigate the murky waters of human behavior, current events, and personal anecdotes through in-depth interviews with incredible people—all served with a generous helping of sarcasm and satire. After years as a forensic and clinical psychologist, I offer a unique interview style and a low tolerance for bullshit, quickly steering conversations toward depth and darkness. I honor the seriousness while also appreciating wit. I’m your guide through the twisted labyrinth of the human psyche, armed with dark humor and biting wit.