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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Courses of this program. We're pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
They could describe everything that's one single word. Pull your
pants down in.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
My meat sweats.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
My knupples were so hard.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I lootenk to you every morning. Oh my god, I'm
so excited to be on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
You've just won ten thousand dollars. Thank me the chicken clam.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Good morning everyone, Alvis Terran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Whoa So? How many of us are waking up feeling
like true winners today? Are you a winner?

Speaker 5 (00:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (00:43):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You people? Come on. You know the big, the big
lottery last night, the power Ball one point four billion?
Is that what it was up to? Yes? Wow? Yes,
So everyone's walking in all MOPI like, oh, I didn't
win the one point four billion dollars last night? All
a bunch of losers. No, I just want you all

(01:04):
to know that I won eighteen dollars. Oh breakth All
I do is win. That's all I do, cap it?
What am I doing today? I'm gonna win? Why eighteen dollars?

Speaker 7 (01:23):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Any other eighteen dollars winners put your hands in the
air and stay there. Go good god? So yeah, everyone
on our group chat this morning, you could feel the sadness, right, guys. Yeah, yeah,
Scottie b went all the way down in the store
and got us all tickets so we can all win together.
Everyone's say, oh we were nothing, you win nothing. Come on, now,

(01:47):
look at it. We have each other.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I don't get really upset when somebody else wins. So
if everybody lost, okay, cool, there's still hope for us
that I'm still going on to that hope.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, that's trying to go up.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, I'm gonna be the most one.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
So you're saying, wishing, wishing, bat on everyone else makes
you feel better, just.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
You know, being in the same boat. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
We're all together exactly. I guess one way to look
at it is that, well, if no one wanted, that
means we have another chance. And there's nothing wrong with that.
All right, all right, So now it could go up
to one point what billions seven?

Speaker 7 (02:20):
I believe it's one point seven now, but it will
increase before the drawing on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, daddy, it's going.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
To be making as much as one Sono in the
New York Mets.

Speaker 7 (02:30):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
All right, all right, let's go, let's go talk to
Kathleen online. Three, our first caller of the day. Uh oh, so, Kathleen, Oh,
you were listening at this time yesterday, were you not? Yes?

Speaker 8 (02:45):
I was.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah. Tell everyone about what you texted us.

Speaker 9 (02:50):
Okay, So I was listening yesterday and you guys were
talking about what would wake you up in the middle
of like sleeping in the morning, what would get you
instantly out of bed?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
And what phrase? What phrase could someone what phrase could
someone whisper in your ear that would make it go boom,
I'm out of bed? What what is it for you?

Speaker 10 (03:08):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (03:09):
Well, yesterday I was thinking I just killed someone in
your next.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
He Wow, thanks for Sherry, I know it.

Speaker 9 (03:19):
I'm real dark. So morning, I'm like sleeping and all
of a sudden I hear fire and I'm running down
the hallway before my eyes are even open. And I
finally get back in bed after ripping the thing out
of the wall and throwing it on the floor, and
I get back in bed and I'm going in goohead.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, hold on, what what? What? What? Kathleen? What was
on fire? What got you up to put out a fire? What? Nothing?

Speaker 9 (03:45):
The stupid alarm was like malfunctioning.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh, the little digital guy was going fire, fire, that thing,
and you know I have.

Speaker 9 (03:56):
That house where it's all attached to everything else. The
entire house was awaken up in the hall m world,
like what's going on? And before I even knew it,
I had ripped it out of the wall and thrown
it on the ground and it stopped, and I was like,
there's nothing wrong. There's absolutely nothing wrong. I'm going back
to bed.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
You want to say, if you're out and about in
the city and someone is trying to mess with you,
rather than screaming help or call the police, if you
scream fire, you get more people's attention. Did you know that?

Speaker 9 (04:26):
I did not, Absolutely did know that. I heard somebody
takes you use with the scream like bomb or fire.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes, right, things that really well, things that will affect them,
will make them come faster. I think that's the psychology.
Well look, okay, Kathleen, I'm glad you didn't have a fire.
I'm glad to know that you weren't the next person
to be murdered yesterday. So what do we have for
our friend Kathleen the first caller of the day.

Speaker 11 (04:48):
Oh, some fabulous Elvis ran apparel thanks to Hackensack Meridian.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Hell now here it comes. You got a Kathleen, So
next time you're running to grab things to get out
of the fire, grab your Elvis Draan Morning Show apparel first.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
I absolutely will thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Thanks for being the first caller. Techleen, you go have
a great day. Good morning, Froggy, how you doing? You
feeling good? I'm good? Yeah, good morning. It's our favorite
day of the week. It's food news Thursday. Froggy, we
love you. You can't wait to see what you're gonna mess
with later. And here Daniel, Good morning, Danielle and good morning.
They're scary. Good morning. It feels like a tame day. Well,
I know for you it is because you haven't worked
all week. Good morning, Nathaniel Street. Night's here, Buenos selvistre Hi, Gandhi.

(05:27):
How's beautiful Columbus, Ohio? Doing today?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Oh, it's so beautiful. This is the best time of
the year out here. I love it.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Nice Producer Sam is here, high producer Sam.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Good morning, my DearS.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Good morning. And Scottie B. How are you in master control?
I'm great, having a good day. All right, we got
things to do, Garrett. We're wandering around, and Andrew's probably
still in bed. He'll be here soon. We'll track it out.
All right. Let's get into the three things we need
to know. Diamond, good morning, Diamond. There she is in there,
Thank god, diamonds here all right? Three things, Gandhi, what's
going on?

Speaker 6 (05:56):
All right?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
A federal judge is ruling that the Trump administration's moved
to freeze billions in grant money to Harvard University was
actually illegal. On Wednesday, the judge sided with Harvard, which
had argued that the funding freeze was retaliation for the
university refusing to give into demands made by the administration,
which claims it would have violated the First Amendment. The
administration ordered over two billion dollars in grants to be

(06:17):
frozen back in April, hours after the university refused to
end DEI programs, address anti Semitism and screen international students
for their ideology. Wednesday's ruling vacates the orders affecting Harvard
and bars the Trump administration from enforcing them. But that
is for now. Jeffrey Epstein survivors are considering compiling their
own list of clients. Speaking on Capitol Hill yesterday, one

(06:41):
survivor said that she knows the names of those who
were regulars in the Epstein world. She added that they
aren't sure how or even if they would consider releasing
it publicly, and called on the Department of Justice to
release the names of people that they know are involved.
Dozens of Epstein's sexual abuse victims gathered in Washington, d C.
To call on Congress to take action on the case,
as the first act of documents related to the late

(07:01):
sex offender has now been released and finally, I think
this might impact all of us. The US District Attorney
has issued a ruling along with a judge that could
I'm sorry you, judge, that could see Amazon involved in
a class action lawsuit.

Speaker 12 (07:17):
What what?

Speaker 3 (07:17):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
What happened?

Speaker 12 (07:20):
Well?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
The suit is accusing Amazon of imposing inflated fees on
third party sellers that have been passed along to consumers.
The ruling was unsealed Friday and identifies the certified class
as customers who bought more than five items from Amazon's
marketplace after May of twenty seventeen, which I think includes
all of us. So as soon as these details get

(07:40):
ironed out, I will update all of you and let
you know what we could be getting. I'm sure it'll
be millions of millions.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
I'm going to get millions.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I know that.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, all millions. Yeah, thank god they've paid for that
wedding and got that done.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Jeez, And those are your three things?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Are you ready for your Thursday?

Speaker 13 (07:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (07:57):
I want to hear something slightly more unhinged in the
Morning Show. Elvis Terran's After Party, a podcast we record
daily when the Morning Show is finished. He is literally
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Speaker 1 (08:17):
Elvis in the Morning Show, all.

Speaker 11 (08:20):
Right, why am I reaching for the lead bottle? Well,
yesterday's leg day is catching up with me today. With
just one pill, a lead provides up to twelve hours
of body pain relief to keep me moving. So use
as directed.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Oh, every morning, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Can we talk about that? That's interesting? Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Is that a book that you have?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
What is that? Well, The Daily storg Okay, it's over.
Everyone needs by the way, everyone needs a copy of
this book, every single person. The first person I knew
that read it was Charlamagne down the hall at the
Director's Club. The Daily Stoic at three hundred sixty six
Meditations on Wisdom, Perseverance, and the Art of Living by
Ryan Holiday. Ryan Holiday has so many great books out.
So today September fourth, how can you know if you've

(09:10):
never been tested? Meaning you go through these difficult experiences
in life, things that change your life as you feel
at the time for the worst. Right, those are the
things that make you stronger for the future. We all
understand that line. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger, Right,

(09:30):
So they go on saying, so today, if things look
like they might take a bad turn or your luck
might change, why worry. This might be one of those
formative experiences that will make you grateful for later, meaning
going through this now, all the bs what you have
to wade through in order to push through grief, losing

(09:50):
someone or an awful, awful circumstance, medical problems, cancers, this
and that with you or someone you love, as all
as they are now, in the future, you look back
on them and you will say, hopefully, Wow, if I
got through that, I can get through this. I can
get through many.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Things without a doubt. And it also really makes you
appreciate when you're having those good days, because if you
have a good day every day, you never have a
bad day. Do you even know that you're having a
good day. You need to have that balance.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
And if you never have a bad day, then when
a bad day comes, you're like, oh god, how do
you handle? Bad day?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Is a horrible thing when it hits you later in life.
It's good to be able to figure that stuff out earlier.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
I try to look at a lot of people I
follow on social and there's like so many people going
through so much stuff, and sometimes I just try to
like say to myself, Okay, things could be a lot worse.
You need to get a grip and take a.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Deep breath, or at least ride the awful storm right
and understand when it's over. You have these battle ones.
What's that name? Microphone?

Speaker 11 (10:53):
So that is a very important thing that you just said,
because and everybody should go back and if they're listening
to this as a post cast, go back and rewind
and listen to that. Because when I was going through
all my health stuff, it's what your two strokes, two
strokes and heart surgery. You guys, don't forget. Don't forget aneurysm.
Froggy up there, that's right, Froggy will know what I'm

(11:13):
about to say. So you it's like playing a video
game and you play that level and you unlock the
next level in life that you didn't know even existed
until you finished and got through what you were going through.
When you go through something hard like that, you don't
even really realize until you're through it that you could

(11:35):
do it. It's the craziest feeling. Until you've gone through
something heavy like that, you don't even know that next
level even exists.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
I remember, like about a month ago, about a month
before I had had my brain aneurysm, I had seen
someone with the head staples and I said to myself, Oh,
my goodness, I can never do that. That is the
most unbelievable pain. A month later, I found myself trying
to get through that, and I did. You can get
through things that you don't know you can, and you
actually build strength and builds character, and you are much

(12:05):
much stronger of a person than you realize you are.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
That's how I was with my thyroid surgery. So when
I knew I had to get my thyroid removed, right,
I'm googling like images and everyone looked like they had
their head chopped off, Like there were these big gashes
and I'm like, oh my god, I can't do that.
There's no way, and then you kind of set yourself Okay,
I can wear scarves, Okay, I can do this. Okay,
I can do that. As long as I'm healthy, I
can get through this. And then you just kind of

(12:30):
like get yourself over that hump. Like yesterday, I was like,
you build that wall in your head, and you got
to get over that wall. It's that way with everything
that you're dealing with. You just gotta try to forge through.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
And so okay, let me take it the next step.
So how do you get through these awful moments in
life thinking this can't I help you. Let's say you're
going through something right now. Let's say you're going for
chemotherapy right now and you're scared to death, your family's
care to death, this and that. How can you use

(13:03):
it in the situation and say, Okay, I'm learning something
right now. As awful as this is, let me add
another component to it. I gotta get through this. I
gotta survive this, I gotta I have to beat this cancer.
I've got to beat this problem. And then when I
do on the other side, look how great I'm going
to be Will that even help that situation or do

(13:23):
you have to get through the situation before you can
even apply it.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
It is tough to see it when you're in the
middle of it. It's the old saying it's hard to
see the forest for the trees because you're right in
the middle of it, you can't see it.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
But if you take it day by day.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
I remember every day I would say, Okay, I feel
a little better today at ten am than I did
yesterday at ten am. Yeah, And day by day, before
you know it, you stack bricks and bricks and bricks.
You keep going and you're further along than you ever
thought you would be, and you are doing better because
you are so much stronger than you realize.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
And positivity helps with healing, that's what they say, Like,
if you take it on, you know, unfortunately, if you
have cancer, you know obviously you're not going to be
happy about it. But they always say that the way
you take it on also helps with your healing and
how you know you get.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Through it right. But also, as you're going through cancer,
you don't always know what the outcome is going to be. Sure, Yeah,
GONDI what up?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, So some of the doctors that I know say
pretty much what Danielle was just saying, which is faith
in something. It doesn't even have to be faith in
God or religion, but just faith, even if it's faith
in yourself. Hope makes all the difference in the world.
Positivity and gratitude make all the difference in the world
when it does come to healing, because your mind is
the center of all of it. So if you tell
yourself more often than not, I can do this, it

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is going to be okay. The people who are of
that mindset do a lot better than people who are
defeatists and just give up hope and say this is
too hard. I can't do it that whole. Whether you
think you can or you think you can't, you're right thing.
I think it really comes into play in so many ways.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Texts are coming through. One person says our veterans who
have served a great example of this.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Also, I had a double mistake tomy. I didn't know
if I'd ever be comfortable with myself again. I'm really
loving my new boobs. There you go nice, but on
top of that, you're alive and you're still with us.
And then Gandhi and I were talking just the other
day Nate about your two strokes that you went through
and look at you now, Gandhi did we both agree?
He's now the picture of joy and hope.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Never seen a happier person than Nate.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Conversation. No way.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
With that said, let's roll into our horse GPS. It
is food News Thursday. We love food Neuce Thursday our
favoriteday of the week thanks to Froggy. I guess producer Sam,
you're doing your horse GPS with Food News Thursday.

Speaker 15 (15:37):
Frog you always know me on a Thursday. Yes, please, Froby.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Let's do all right. If you celebrate a birthday today,
you are celebrating. It is not Diamond's birthday, but I
know she's celebrating because it is Beyonce's birthday. Damon Wayans
and Mark Ronson, So happy birthday to all of you. Virgo,
you're excellent and solving problems. Just don't become one by
overthinking Hedas a seven.

Speaker 15 (15:58):
Libra, it's normal to lose control from time to time.
Just let it happen and regain whenever possible. Your days of.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
Six Scorpio, you're being pushed to evolve. Don't resist the
transformation as uncomfortable as it may be, your day.

Speaker 15 (16:11):
Isn't eight ooh, Sagittarius. Your fire brings adventure, but it
can also bring turmoil. Follow a path that's really worth it.
Your days of five Capricorn. Your discipline is admirable, but
today requires you to be more flexible. Loosen the plan your.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Days an eight Aquarius.

Speaker 15 (16:28):
Your ideas might sound wild to some people, but that
just means they are not the right audience.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Your days an eight Pi.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
Cis Today will give you a reminder that emotion is
not weakness, its depth.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Embrace it.

Speaker 15 (16:40):
Your day's of nine, Hey Ari's you're craving a challenge,
so take on something that scares you just a little bit.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Your days of seven Taurus.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
People look to you for confidence. Show them that vulnerability
can be strength as well.

Speaker 15 (16:52):
Your Day's of nine, Hey Gemini, your words hold more
power than you give them credit for, so say less
but mean more.

Speaker 7 (16:58):
Your days of nine Cancer, you've been holding back to
keep the piece. Today is a great day to speak
your truth. Your day's at ten.

Speaker 15 (17:06):
And finally, Leo, you are going to step outside the lines.
It's worth it, but be prepared for consequences. Your day's
of six and those are your Thursday Morning horse goes.

Speaker 14 (17:16):
Elvis Duran, who fasings wonkis of wed.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Maybe you'll calm down a little and the Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (17:26):
You're here to keep on going, keep the world moving,
keep it to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
It's got a funny A lot of people texting and
wondering what is the name of the book I was
reading from a few moments ago. We're talking about today's meditation.
It's called The Daily Stoic Stoice, all based on what
the Stoics have told us over the years. It's by
Ryan Holiday. It's a huge seller. It's a huge, huge seller,
has been for years. This is my third copy because
the other ones have been eaten by dogs, have food

(17:53):
stains all over them. You know, it's a day to thing.
You read it every day because you just have one
passage to read every day. It's a simple thing to read.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I'm ordering it right now.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh, The Daily Stork. Absolutely everyone should have a copy
of this. It's great. Hey. By the way, we were
talking more last night about how excited we are about
the New York City Wine and Food Festival. We are
having our own night of food and karaoke what could
go wrong? Okay, thanks to our friends at Paris Bagatte,

(18:22):
we are it's gonna be one of the biggest highlighted
events at the New York City Wine Food Festival this year.
It's a late night, late night party, which we were like,
I remember when we first announced it to the remember
what time do we have to be there? It starts
at what time? Well, it starts at nine o'clock at night.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
It's a Friday, though, isn't it.

Speaker 9 (18:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I know a lot of people are like, what what
I make dinner reservationship five thirty. I don't know, not
that Friday. Okay, Friday, October seventeenth at the Seaport Pier
seventeen where they're having all of the greatest events for
the New York City Wine and Food Festival. We have
some of the biggest chefs restaurants in New York bringing

(19:04):
in these bites and sweets and savories everything. It's going
to be quite the night of food and karaoke. You
can enjoy the karaoke just by having cocktails, and yes
there will be cocktails, by watching people make asses of
themselves or some of the best singers who are auditioning
to be in it as well. You have to be

(19:24):
over twenty one to get in. It's again Friday, October seventeenth,
from nine to eleven thirty at the Seaport Puer seventeen.
All the info on our instagram at Elvis Durant's Show.
If you want to sign up, leave us, leave us
an audition, if you want to sing to us, feel free.
We have them coming in every day.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I'll play back some in a few minutes. Or if
you just want to come with some friends, do that.
It's right after the Burger Bash, so we're hoping a
lot of people do the Burger Bash and they bring
their meat sweats over to the Wheel to our late
night Bites, Love Beats and Sweets presented by Peisvegatte Fun.
It will be again. It's gotta be a crazy night.

(20:03):
They've never done it like this before. We're going to
really open it up and tear it up right there
on the on the on the river here in New
York City. If you want to go again, check out
our instagram at Elvis duran Show and do it right
now and buy these tickets because it will sell out.
It will sell out quickly. Buy your tickets again. Elvis
dren show at Instagram. All right, Danielle, you ready to go.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
I am ready.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Let's go, Dane. What's going on?

Speaker 6 (20:24):
So you guys remember when Drake went viral he posted
that shirtless picture and he had those chiseled abs and
everybody was like, yeah, something that right, here are those
reveal Jersey he got the BBO. Well guess what he's
admitting it. It's not real. He says, yeah, well, I
kind of came from the gym. I was sweaty. Maybe
I heightened the saturation or something. He was doing the

(20:46):
podcast not This again, and he says, I think I
hit it too hard. They don't look like that. So
there you go. Now you know the truth people, Yeah,
the true.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
He got surgery.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah that was Drake.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah you think he got surgery?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, Well then how does he explain that other video
that we've seen?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Oh I think that might be real?

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, I just there are so many surgeries that you
can get to make your abs look a certain way,
and they all kind of have this very specific look,
which it appeared that we had. And then when he
was on tour for a long time, he was wearing
what looks like a bulletproof vest. But everybody's saying no,
a lot of people wear that after ab surgery to
keep it all together.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
Well, no matter what, he's faking it. So least we
know that they're gonna Dancing with the Stars season thirty four.
Who do we have? Corey Feldman, Hilaria Baldwin, Andy Richter,
Danielle Fischel, Robert Irwin, That's where my money is, Robert Irwin,
and fifth Harmony Lauren, who we absolutely love. So a
lot of cool people are going to be on that
September sixteenth, eight o'clock ABC, Disney Plus that is when

(21:46):
you are going to get the brand new season. So
the NFL commissioner hinted that Taylor Swift is in the
running for the halftime show at Super Bowl sixties, said,
we would always love to have her. She's a special,
special talent and obviously she would be welcome at any time.
Will it happen, We'll see. Cardi b was talking to
Billboard magazine and she kind of said she was once

(22:07):
invited to perform at the Super Bowl and she declined
the offer. She didn't say which year it happened, but
it felt like it was like earlier in her career
because she also said, I feel like soon, if I
do get to do it, I'm gonna have more hits
and I'm going to be more experienced, and I'm going
to eat that up. So hopefully they will ask her again.
Lady Gaga canceled her Miami show at the last minute

(22:30):
last night. Yeah, but she has a lot of vocal
strain right now, and she said that the doctors are
warning her that permanent damage could happen if she doesn't
watch it. So this happened during rehearsal she realized she
unfortunately could not push through. Now she's supposed to perform
at MTV Video Music Awards this Sunday, so we'll see
if that happens. It might be in jeopardy. So we'll

(22:52):
keep you posted as we learn about. You know, what's
happening with her and our best going out to Gaga
and she hates disappointing the fans. It just sucks. Ravis
Kelsey has some advice for you if you're planning on
proposing like he did to Taylor Swift. He said, you
have to know your girl. You have to know how
she would like you to propose. You can't listen to

(23:12):
other people. You can't hear what they say and think, yeah,
that's gonna work, because everybody's different. Some people want a
grand gesture, some people want something small and intimate. You
have to know the person that you are proposing to.
I think it's great. I think that's a great, great
bit of it.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
He's absolutely right, by the way. I like him a lot.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
I do too.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
I like both of them, him and his brother.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Give me back up a second. Yeah, this is the ultimate.
They should do the wedding at halftime at the super Bowl.
Watch idea right there, right there fifty yard line. Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
Let me tell you, if she is at the super
Bowl this year, it will be the most watched super
Bowl ever. You know that it is going to be
ridiculous and be insane.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
So well, you know what. I am loving watching the show,
and a lot of people are not fans. A lot
of people think it's just too much. I think this
is awesome. We need a good way. We need a
good royal wedding. We need a good royal wedding. Will
be like that to let's tell me how to be Yeah,
which less tell me how a royal wedding. This will
be the royal way.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Yeah, I really will be crazy, all right.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Kelly halftime super Bowl market down.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
Yeah, Kelly Clarks when that's not official yet, but we'll see.
Kelly Clark's in his back. She's returning for season seven
of her talk show at September twenty ninth is when
she'll be back. And I love a good corn maze
in the fall season. I love to get lost. I
have been lost in corn mazes where they actually had
to send help to get us out. I'm not even
kidding that has happened. But Lady Wilson is being honored

(24:34):
with corn mazes at thirty six family farms across twenty
five states and Canada this fall. The tribute comes as
she currently holds the CMA Entertainer of the Year Award.
The corn Maze campaign invites guests to get lost with Laney,
and it continues to this tradition because we've been McIntyre
had this honor, Luke Bryan had this honor. So it's
pretty exciting if you are a fan of corn mazes

(24:56):
and Landy Wilson. Uh Sunday Night Football, It's kicking off
t night even though it's not Sunday, and the Philadelphia
Eagles and the Dallas Cowboys. You have the paper, guys,
tonight's the night the spin off of the Office. Have
you seen some of the trailers? Yeah, okay, I'm hoping
for good things, but I don't know. Let's hope, we'll see,
We'll say. And the series premiere of ncis Tony and

(25:20):
Ziva on Paramount Plus. And that's my Danielle report.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Hey, uh so, we're talking a moment ago about our
big party coming up at New York City Wine Food Festival.
And you can send us auditions. You auditioning for a
spot on the karaoke stage. We have a few. Do
you mind if I secretly slip them to you? Can
I play a few next?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
All right, hangout, It's whack a Doodle time.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
It is whack a doodle time. So hard Elvis Terran
in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2 (26:11):
Daran in the Morning Shows, all right, we have some
of your auditions for our Illistran morning show Late Night Bites,
Beats and Sweets presented by Paris Baguette Night at New
York City Wine Food Festival. I have time just to
give you a few of these, and I'll tell you
how to enter on your own. All right. Uh, here
is Angelica crabbuck.

Speaker 16 (26:29):
Oh is gonna be in a pill bottle, a half
in ast. I'll get there in a bad what's waiting
on the other shide?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
There you go? Yeah, I think they're all doing these
in cars.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
While that's what it sounds like.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
She's good.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
That's a good Miley. Okay, what is it.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
You let some moving tell me?

Speaker 6 (26:54):
Let's sing?

Speaker 16 (26:55):
Come down, hoyhum bi face talky second with.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Your time, get your bass. Your game is sweet.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
I like that. That was nice.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
You know who that is. That's actually Megan Trainer.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Who said, wow, is she coming? I hope she shows
a song.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
That was izzy. By the way, here's Ebony.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Oh, I want to dance with somebody. I want to
be with somebody. Yeah, I want to dance with.

Speaker 16 (27:29):
Somebody, with somebody who loves me.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
There you go. That's Gandhi's favorite song. And here's finally, finally,
a guy, finally a bro a dude. This is uh,
someone doing John with you. This ain't the honeymoon.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
We're passing infatuation face.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
We're riding that seems like we every day. Look if
he can sing like that while he's driving to work
and making turns, he's great. All right, So send us
your audition. We want to see you Friday night, October seventeenth,
nine to eleven thirty a late night with us at

(28:14):
the Seaport in New York City at Pere seventeen. All
the information on how to buy your tickets and you
need to buy them and to audition, go to our
Instagram at Elvis Durant. Oh it's the weekend.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Your what office the Black Eye peas.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Hey, this is Selina Gosk with Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I'm running the show at.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Oh wow, this is really coming together, right. We've been
so busy. While you're listening to songs and commercials, we're
working back here. We're at the round table coming up
with some good ideas for our late night bites, beats
and sweets. Karaoke ninth persented by Paris bag At at
New York City Wine Food Festival. Again. People to clamoring
for tickets, simply go to our instagram at Elvis Durant Show.

(28:57):
You can link over and get your tickets to join us.
Friday Night Trip seventeenth. How excited are you for this night? Guys?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I am so excited for this. I think it's like
a perfect combination of all the good stuff. And it's
on Friday, and we usually have to go to work
the next day after this, so this is gonna be
yees so fu yeah, god, I'm.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Glad it's not on a Saturday night because, as you know,
I played the pipe organ at the church on Sunday.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Uh So someone in the room said, brilliant idea. You
know we're having karaoke night. People come up and sing.
Why don't we have people do instruments. Let's just music, Yes,
like we could. You could bring your your your clarinet
or your xylophone and you could just do a song.

(29:39):
No one's ever done that at karaoke night, and that'd
be fun. So I thought maybe I could bring my trumpet.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Oh please do you must.

Speaker 14 (29:49):
It's a.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I'm I'm weady moment.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
What year is it?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Funny?

Speaker 16 (29:56):
How?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Okay? This is the mouthpiece that goes into the trumpet,
and so basically you have to make this sound in
the mouthpiece to make it work in the trumpet. But
without the trumpet it sounds like.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Like a kazoo sort of.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
It's a screaming animal.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
But once you cram it in the trumpet hole, beautiful
music comes out. I thought you just blew into it.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
No, no, you have to your lips together and yeah,
you have to do this.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, like but you did it like that. Oh okay,
ladies and gentlemen, I give you the sea scale. Keep
in mind I haven't played in a long time.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
It's not working. Oh here it is. I heard it,
very brodo. Yeah, I'm gonna come to our karaoke night
and perform the Sea scale. Yes, what do you think?

(31:01):
Can't go scary? I want you to show up and
do that tricky do with the rusty trombone. I mean
rusty trombone. Look that one up, Look that one up.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
If you practice, you could definitely do something Elvis. I
think you could.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I think you're right, But how long do we have
until February October seventeenth.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
That's a couple of week month and weeks, month and
a half.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I don't know how much I can get out of that.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
I think this should be the final competition in the
karaoke So they're all going to be very good. We've
heard them. They're amazing. What if the last round is
can they continue to be amazing whilst you play the trumpet?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah? Can we play that? Do we still have that
sound from when you when you were in Columbus? I
hope so.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I don't know where it would be.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
We had it in the system? Okay? Yeah? Who was
it they had as their guest and they came in
and saying and he whipped out the trumpet and supplies
them to put on.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
It was They did it to multiple people, but the
one that we're going to hear is Gavin de Graw.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
If you can find it. Yeah, So tell everyone about
the show you worked with in Columbus where you're in
the studio right now.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yeah, they're actually right down the hallway from me right now.
It was a show called David Jimmy on WNC I
ninety seven point nine and we used to have guests
come in and sing, just like we do with our show.
But Jimmy would tell people that he was an amazing
trumpet player, that in fact, he was in the marching
band and he was incredible, and would ask can we play?
Can I play along while you sing? I'll wait until

(32:29):
you know you've gone for a minute, and then I'll
jump in. Everybody would say yes. In fact, he was
not a good trumpet player. He was terrible. And this
is what you would hear.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
done on the radio show. I mean, God bless them
for doing this. All right, So this is Gavin de
Gras and they said Gavin said, oh, no, you know
how to play the trumpet. He said, yeah, absolutely, without
even auditioning it. Listen when he kicks in, he lean

(32:59):
on him tree. Ye sit to myself for your lost touch.
Your favorite fruit is chocolate covered cherries. Here it comes
this warm billing. Nothing from the ground is good enough.

(33:19):
Body ride here it comes.

Speaker 17 (33:22):
Look it's oh me, oh, oh.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
My god, Jimmy did that?

Speaker 11 (33:49):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Jimmy?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Jimmy used to do that.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, that is hilarious. It's the best thing ever. When
we go to commercials. Please go down the hall and
give him a big tongukits that's.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
Amazing, it's so funny, and just keeps going and then
he says fabulous at.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Kind, Hey, Gavi is the nicest person.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Gavin. Gavin loves stuff like that, all right. Maxine online
nineteen is a trumpet player, has advice for me. Oh,
I don't know. I think I'm beyond the need for advice,
but we'll try. Hello, Maxine, what's going on?

Speaker 13 (34:22):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (34:22):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
How's your AMBI Shore? This fine Thursday morning.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Oh it's fantastic. How are you guys doing.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
We're doing okay, well you can hear my arm but
Shore needs a little work. But anyway, go ahead. He
help me give me some advice on furthering my trumpet experience.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
So, the virating sound you're hearing when you're playing your trumpet,
it's not lebrato, it's spit. You have to clean your
spit valves.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
There's no spin. No, I'm sorry, Maxine, there's no there's
no spin in my trumpet. I just ah, that was
not spit. There's no spit. I played it one second.
I believe me. I understand the spitl No, I understand that.
I understand the spitfound concept. Yeah, but hold on, hold,
the only way that's spin it's someone else's spin. Can

(35:07):
somebody explain the spit valve to me? This is all news. Well,
Maxine will tell you about to spit valve. You need
a spit valve to get to spin up. But tell
him how it accumulates in the instrument.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah, so there's two spit valels on a trumpet. When
you have to play, you need lubrication on your lips,
so you lick your lips and all that spit has
to go somewhere and it gets stuck in the tubing
of the trumpet. Do you have to blow into it
and open the valve and it pours out on the floor.

Speaker 14 (35:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Look I'm showing you right here. Here's the spit valve
right here, right here. See this whole thing. You have
to blow it out and spit will fly across the room. Yeah,
you know what. So you know what? So my goal
magazine is to perfect my vibrato to the point where
you won't think it's spit. You'll take it's actual vibrato.
So that's my challenge.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Can't wait to hear it.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
That is my challenge. All right, Thank you so much, Maxine,
thanks for listening, and keep listening as I improve on
the trunck. And thank you so much. Have a great day.
Thanks for a listen, litening to us, and my my
challenge for every single person on the show is to
pick up an instrument or go ahead and you know,
get ready to perform that night at our karaoke night
during New York City Wine and Food Festival. Nate, if

(36:13):
you they thought about the instrument.

Speaker 11 (36:14):
I am not very musical, but Elvis, I think you
should also bring your theremin because that would be quite
the uh if you were able to do both at
the same time, maybe play the trumpet.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Oh and with your feet play the thereman.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yes, you would not be good.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
You could do that.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Okay, it would look funny, it would look kind of funny.
But yes, I'm all right, Okay, So I'm sorry, I'm
I'm just not connecting right now in my brain because
I'm just thinking this through. This is going to be
a magical night. I'll tell you what. Let's let's get together,
let's let's plan on what we're gonna do for the
big number and uh and if you're on the front row.
Keep in mind, Daddy's got a spit valve.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I can't wait for this. I get more excited every
time we have a new idea.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Okay, exactly, So let's get into the three things when
need to know? And if you want to come to
our New York City Wine Festival, Food festival night of
karaoke and suites and treats and bites and whatever the
hell it is, it's going to be an incredible night
with the best the best chefs in New York City
feeding us. We've got cocktails everything. Friday night, I didn't

(37:18):
I don't even see the date. One of the date
and again, oh god, yes, Friday, October seventeenth, at nine
o'clock at Seaport Pier seventeen. All the info on our
Instagram at Elvis Durant show Gandhi. Three things we need
to know? What's going on? All right?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
The alleged gunman accused of killing two Israeli embassy staffers
in Washington, d C. Is scheduled to be arraigned today.
The two were gunned down just outside the Capitol Jewish
Museum on May twenty first. That suspect from Chicago was
arrested at the scene and yelled free Palestine as he
was being taken into custody. He faces first degree murder
charges and federal hate crimes. House lawmakers have introduced bipartisan

(37:55):
legislation that would ban members of Congress from trading stock.
A lot of people are behind this one. One of
those working to see legislation and acted on the issue
is Republican Representative Chip Roy of Texas. He says it's
not even really about politics. Rather, it's more like, quote,
if you want a day trade, leave Congress. It's that simple.
House Speaker Mike Johnson has signaled support for the idea,

(38:16):
but says the details still need to be ironed out.
And finally, always take the lump sum.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Why why alway this is we're just talking about this.
Always take the lump sum. Tell them what happened, all right?

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Those lifetime winners remember from Publishers clearing House who got
that Hey you're gonna get five thousand dollars a week
for the rest of your life. Yeah, Well, apparently a
lot of them are no longer getting paid because the
company filed for bankruptcy. So now winners are saying that
their lives have been destroyed because they made these big
financial decisions based on the thought that they'd be getting

(38:50):
five thousand bucks a week more forever. So some of
them are saying, well, now I have to sell my house,
what about my kid's college education? Now I have to
pay all this back. Some people quit their jobs altogether,
haven't worked in a very long time, saying how am
I going to get back into the workforce now there's
not a lot for me to do a lot of
these people are saying checks stopped coming last week. At
least ten winners are saying the same thing, and that

(39:11):
they've contacted attorneys and they will most likely not be
getting anything more going forward. So this is a very
stressful time for a lot of those people. And we
say again, always take the lump sum, get that money,
get out. Yeah, and those are here three things.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
And hey, hey, hey, you know we have this over
billion dollar power ball thing going on. So we had
the conversation the other day, should we take the lump
sum or do people actually take that pant Again, there's proof,
beout of doubt, beyond a doubt. You should always take
the lump sum, even when you win your billion dollars. Yep,
Abby Abbie able to give me some tips on perfecting

(39:48):
my trumpeteering. Yeah, Abby, what's going on?

Speaker 9 (39:52):
Good morning, Nolvis. I going to let you know. I'm
a music teacher. I play the trombone. You just need to.
I think sounds a little like you're a little too
tight and you're little.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Before shut up, mate. Well here's the thing. I know,
as you, I could be wrong with this. As you
tighten your lips, that makes the notes go higher. Right,
I mean, here's my loose lips. Right, here's loose lips.
If I tighten them, it's a whole octavia.

Speaker 9 (40:27):
Yeah, So getting the sounds higher is more about blowing faster.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Than flow faster. Big Daddy's gonna blow faster. Wait, got
to hit the spit valve. All right, I've got a
lot of Abby, Thank you so much. But I love
the fact that you are a trombone player. Now, trombone
players were always the hottest people.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Oh really, the drum.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Section and the trump the trombone people always like, those
are the sexy people who got it, and you always
got into a lot of trouble. They learned how to
smoke cigarettes first as well, don't They have the most
stretched out cheeks. No, I mean, I don't know. That's no,
it's no, No, that's not How.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Could you imagine playing the jumple with the other cheeks?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Sometimes?

Speaker 6 (41:14):
I think you should do that at karaoke.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
I've heard that. Well, Abby, thank you so much. I
appreciate I got a lot of work to do, Abby,
and thanks to your help and the help of others,
I'm going to get there, I promise you. Thank you
very much. No, a lot a lot of horn players
will have their cheeks stuck out, but that doesn't help.
I don't know anyway, Moving on, I'm sorry we're just
getting way too granular with this conversation about the trumpet.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
There's a lot of really great working ideas here for
our big event, and I am excited to work through
them together. This is going to be so great.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
You have lots of ideas.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
God knows how it's going to turn out. We know
the food's gonna be fabulous. The cocktails will be pouring again.
If you want to join us for our night at
the New York City Wining Food Festival, it's the Elvis
Wren Show Late Night Bites, Beats and Sweets, presented by
Paris bag Att. Please go to Instagram. At Elvis Durens Show,
you can audition if you want to perform at karaoke,

(42:07):
and you can buy your tickets. You gotta buy your
tickets to get into this thing, even if you're auditioning. Yeah,
we're gonna make you pay to come in, even if
you're performing. And there you go. Oh, we do have
a phone tap all the way. We're not giving anything
away though we have no money. I should give away.
I can give away my trumpet.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
No, that thing is amazing. You're gonna need it for
a karaoke night.

Speaker 11 (42:26):
Give away a serenade. Elvis the winner sends they love.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
That, don't have to pay taxes on it.

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The Elvis Durand Phone tapp.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Here we go with the phone tapping. My brother and
I install roots and skylights for a living. Back at
the company. In the office, we have a receptionist named
Marylyn who handles all of our customers. We would love
to phone tap our receptionist, Maryland. Why don't you have
someone call up complain about a job we did and
get her all riled up. She's very very easy to

(43:25):
rile up. This comes to us from Fred and Anthony.
All right, Fred and Anthony deciding to phone tap a coworker.
Here's how it's going to work. Scarry Jones is calling
the receptionist Maryland as a disgruntled customer, as Fred listens
in on the background, and then Anthony gets in on
the action, and then it's all scary and Fred and
Anthony all over poor Marylynd. Let's listen into today's phone tap.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
Hello time.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yeah, you guys did roofing for me about two years ago.
What's your name Sean?

Speaker 12 (43:56):
Sean?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
And your list name Carter? Who's this?

Speaker 9 (43:59):
This is this?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah? Great? Listen. You guys put a skylight up for
me and it started leaking last week.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Uh huh.

Speaker 19 (44:07):
I had my brother up there and he was standing
on the skylight trying to fix it.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, and he fell through.

Speaker 19 (44:14):
Oh wow, so obviously those things that you guys are
installing aren't too sturdy.

Speaker 12 (44:18):
Well, I never heard of anyone standing on a skylight.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Well, he had to fix it because of your mistake.

Speaker 12 (44:24):
Under whose name was it?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Sean Carter? That's me?

Speaker 12 (44:27):
Do you have a receipt?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Sure as hell? Do you?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Sure as hell do?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (44:32):
Well, I don't like your attitude.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (44:35):
I don't appreciate that, and I don't expect that from customer.

Speaker 19 (44:38):
I'm trying to rectify the situation, and I don't know.
I mean, are you're just giving me some kind of grief?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
No, you're giving me grief with your attitude. Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
I looked in my file.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
I can't find anything on your name.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Is it possible that you keep sloppy notes?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
There's your attitude again. Bend up the copy of the
paid receipts.

Speaker 19 (44:57):
I have to go searching through files and files. I mean,
this is like two years ago.

Speaker 12 (45:01):
Now, let's keep sloppy record keeping.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Then if you can't find.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
It, my skylight is in a thousand pieces.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
I heard you.

Speaker 12 (45:11):
I took the information. I'm giving it to Anthony.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Is he going to do a good job for me?

Speaker 12 (45:15):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
I just want to know anything to me. I'm not
finished talking to you.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Is talking to you?

Speaker 12 (45:21):
Do not call here again? I have what is.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
What is your what is your role? What do you
do for this company?

Speaker 12 (45:29):
I have nothing to say to you.

Speaker 19 (45:30):
How must they pay you to sit there all day
and yell at your customers?

Speaker 12 (45:34):
Your nasty son of a bitch got call here?

Speaker 19 (45:37):
And yeah, why do you have to be a crabby
abbey on the phone with me?

Speaker 12 (45:45):
You started?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I did not start.

Speaker 12 (45:47):
I don't get paid here to take abuse from anyone.
I stayed, in fact, cans it on to the person
who won't deal with you. I don't have anything further
to do with you.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I demand you get Anthony on the phone.

Speaker 12 (46:00):
You to tell me to get him on the phone
right now.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Hello, Marilyn, some guy Sean just called me on my
cell phone.

Speaker 9 (46:10):
I wont hell you get my number?

Speaker 12 (46:11):
When are you coming back?

Speaker 4 (46:13):
I'm on my way back.

Speaker 12 (46:14):
Well you come back here and I'll tell you all
about it. Anthony the man is a lunatic. Okay, he
started to get nasty with me. I got nasty right
back with him. Freddie has been here through the whole episode.
Freddie told me to call me yuppy bastard. I hung
up on him.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
You stop in one day, he said, he bised up.

Speaker 12 (46:32):
But let him stop in here because he's a nasty
and he's a son of a bitch, demanding piece. And
I'll tell you he's gonna be in a lot of
trouble because he had no right to speak to me
the way he did. And Freddie is my witness.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
But whatever happened with the guy that fill with the
scarlet is he okay.

Speaker 12 (46:50):
I don't know, and I don't give it.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
That's great there, Marylyn, thank you for making all that up.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
You're a shit pervert.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
You know that, Marilyn is one of the things that
you need to know. Really, you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 12 (47:02):
Oh my god, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I'm scary Jones from Elvis Mhan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (47:08):
You are unbelievable. Let me tell you something. Fred is
taking his last breath right now the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted.

Speaker 14 (47:21):
By all the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show. You want to hear something
slightly more unhinged than the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
W'll kill you Elvis Duran's after party.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
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Speaker 1 (47:38):
Podcast?

Speaker 14 (47:39):
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on the iHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
That's an after party.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
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Speaker 2 (47:48):
For one night only.

Speaker 13 (47:49):
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Speaker 2 (48:01):
Lord, pull your parts down and.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Oh my meat sweats, mynles.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Are so hard.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
I thank you every morning.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Oh my god, I'm so excited to be on the radio.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
You've just won ten thousand dollars with the Chicken clarn.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Good morning everyone, now mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
All right, so you know what we love. Reasons to
drink champagne around here, lift your lift your glasses and
let's toast all the single parents listening to us right now.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
Single parents to them?

Speaker 10 (48:45):
Man.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Yeah, well, okay, as Danielle even though she's not a
single parent, but she is for like a few days.
Let me see, she says, She can't handle it.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
And I told my husband yesterday how much I appreciate
him because single parents, you guys are like superheroes. I
am Sheldon's in the UK with Spencer getting him settled
for his third year of college there right, got an
apartment whatever. So for this whole week, I am taking
care of whatever Preston has going on, plus my job,
plus my responsibilities, and you know, garbage. When's the recycling,

(49:16):
when's the garbage? The kitty litter needs to be changed,
Preston needs to go to track practice. Then he's got
physical therapy, and normally we we divide and conquer, you know,
that's how we do things, just doing it on your own.
I'm exhausted. I'm not sitting down till ten eleven o'clock
at night every night when I leave here, and then
I'm trying to fit in, you know, sometime with my mom,

(49:36):
sometime with my sister. I'm like, this is crazy, this
is absolutely crazy.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
It's a lot. It's a lot.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
Teers to the single parents, because you guys really are
rock stars, really true truly.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
All right, glasses up, prosecco drink. So yeah. So you know,
for many years we've talked about single parents listen to
our show. As a matter of fact, we used to
have these dating bits where we had what were those
called blind day days, and we would invite a lot

(50:08):
a lot of times we would just focus on single
parents because we have a lot of single dads, a
lot of single moms listening, and you know, you just
don't know what they go through until you go through it,
like Daniel, Daniel, you're getting a microscopic dot of what
it's like.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Right Like tomorrow, what am I doing tomorrow? I'm going
to do the show from home seven thirty. I'm going
to leave drive Preston to school and then come back
and do the rest of the show because it is
first day. Yeah, so it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
And you know she's a devoted mom because Preston going
back to school first day, he's twenty four years old.
That's crazy, yes, and she's still there. That shows you
how dedicated Daniel is. You imagine, all right, we're taking
you two years, well, let's see, fourteenth year of college.
We're going anyway. But see, so again, cheers to all

(50:56):
single parents listening to us now and a lot of
your friends who uh don't understand, don't understand but Daniel's
letting us know there is something to understand.

Speaker 11 (51:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Uh so something happened here and I had a learning
moment and I want to share it with you. You know how,
sometimes because we talk a lot here, sometimes we accidentally
give spoilers for shows on you know, on streaming or movies,
and we're like, oh God, of course, no one's the
larger offender, bigger offender than Danielle.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
I think I try to be good because Nate, forgetting,
gets so upset like you, the Holy Grail was destroyed.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
He he he takes it to the Holy Grail, but
he takes it, he takes it beyond like if even
say you like a film, he gets mad at you
because you're spoiling it by saying you like it would
because what if I don't like it, I don't want to.
That's that's taking it a little too far in our opinion.
So Gandhi has been going on and on and all

(51:58):
our listeners have been going on and on through texting
about this show on Netflix. Go ahead, CONDI.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
It's called Unknown Number, and it's about these two kids.
They're thirteen years old, they're going out in middle school
and all of a sudden, they start getting these hateful,
disgusting text messages from an unknown number, and they try
to do everything they possibly can. But this goes on
for a very long time, and then you find out
through investigation it went to the FBI who was actually

(52:24):
behind it, and it is shocking.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Wow, it's a shocking, a shocking turn of events, you
would say. So when you said that, a lot of
people watched it, and we're texting in the next morning
going oh my god, Gandhi, you're right. I watched it.
When I found out who done it, I was floored.
I went, oh god, I better watch this.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
So I planned on like just you know, having on
Thursday night to myself tonight with the dogs, and I
was gonna watch this. And then People Magazine, online, People
dot com, whatever, they posted a headline with the name
an identity of the person who'd done it, all over
all over my feed, all over Instagram. I'm like, oh god,

(53:10):
that's awful, ruined. There's, in my opinion, no reason to
watch because the only reason I wanted to watch but
is because of who you find out actually did it.
And now they told me, I'm like, f it, I'm
not gonna watch it and you said, gandhi, Oh, no,
it's really a story worth watching. No, it's not.

Speaker 8 (53:31):
It is.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
I mean there's a little bit more after you find
out who did it, then you find out what happened
and what the motivation was and all this different stuff,
and it does get very weird. But the biggest part
of it, Foreshore, was ruined for you. And I can't
believe people didn't think that one through. I'm shocked by
the well, that's not so so. Now we got to
taste of our own medicine. I gotta taste of my

(53:51):
own medicine. How does it taste?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
It didn't taste very good.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
Remember when what's your name of an American horror story
came on with?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Yeah, what was her name? She lead?

Speaker 9 (54:04):
Jay?

Speaker 6 (54:04):
I didn't know, you know anyway, she was the lead
in American horror story, right, And she came on our
show the next day and gave away the finale and
we were like, what are you doing? And she goes,
if you're a fan, you watched it, and that was
what she thought, and you know, it happens.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Sarah Sarah pauls.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
Sarah Paulson, thank you, you know what?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
And I can't believe you know, sometimes we have brain farts.
She's one of our favorite people of all time.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
Love her so much. But it was hysterical.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
She came on and ruined her own show. But we
got yelled at.

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Yeah, but she said, if you're a fan, you watched
it last night. If you're not, then too bad.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
And never forget Elvis. The day after Anne, Sex and
the City premiered with one of the biggest plot twists
in all of Sex and the City history. He just
revealed that the next morning, too.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Big show, Shut up.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
Happen?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Anybody the house lands on the Witch? All right? So
unknown number, it's out there. Don't look at anything online
until you watch it, and then you will be oh
wowed at the end.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Oh god, I just can't believe people post headlines like that.
You should know better.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Wow. Anyway, I wanted to watch that. What what is
that green thing on your neck? Gandhi? Have you guys
noticed that there's like something green on your neck?

Speaker 12 (55:30):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Do you know there's something on your neck?

Speaker 3 (55:33):
There is, Yes, I'm trying to get it off and
it actually it's what is itchy at the moment. So
I bought what I thought was a luxury necklace from
a very prominent brand, and I love it and I
wear it and it is turning copper on the back
and it's making my neck itch and turn the back
of my neck green and a little outside.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (55:53):
It's a necklace.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Oh my god, that's a Chanelle necklace and it's turning
your neck green.

Speaker 12 (55:59):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I paid a decent amount of money for it, which
is stupid of me because I don't like to buy
brand things. And then I did. But I was talking
to one of my friends about it because I was like,
I think it really is making my neckache. Like I
don't know what's going on here. And she said, Chanel jewelry.
She works in this industry, she said, Chanel jewelry, And
most of the luxury brand jewelry that you buy is,
in fact just costume jewelry. And if you wear it

(56:20):
too much, you will start to see it deteriorate. I said, what,
I wish I would have known this. I'm so mad
because I love the necklace too, but I don't. I
don't think I can take this much longer.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Do you wear it in the shower and stuff?

Speaker 12 (56:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Wow, just pece crap so much Chanel.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
See now I've bought like is it a repurpose because
I've bought repurposed and I feel like half of it
is the real deal and half of it isn't.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
The real deal.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Real deal.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Oh wow, okay, wow, I love Gandhi. Oh my god,
my luxury.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Necklace, first world problem.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Yeah, I look like I should be starring in a
wicked I'm so greeds can me Altabad. Oh god, my
head's about to just pop off my body.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I really need the sympathy here. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (57:11):
You kind of like.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
Scary right now.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I don't even sound that bad. All right, Well there
you go. So, uh, there's the sad news from ours
our show. Thank Johnny Channel necklace is leaving green on
her neck. So Danielle says, let me take it out
of Chinatown. You can pay a lot less for that.

Speaker 13 (57:34):
I said.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
I said, hey, I'll take you to get something even
cheaper and it'll be all good. Chinatown.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Here we go, truly, And I you know what, I
learned my lesson, Danielle, because you know me, I don't
buy this stuff. And I was like, I'm gonna do
I'm gonna treat myself stupid.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Now you don't don't do it ever again, never again.
All right, let's go round the room. As we start
around the room, let me give mine. I just saw
a great text and I want to use this as
my around the room Elvis love the shout out. You
guys did two single parents this morning. I'd like to
take it once it further and request a shout out
to all the solo parents who are doing it all.
What's okay? Same? You know? I guess is that two

(58:07):
different groups?

Speaker 6 (58:08):
I mean, I guess if the one parent doesn't even
have help from the other pet person.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Yeah, single parents versus solo parents. You're all doing it.
You're doing you are doing it all, they say all
the time, every day, managing the day to day stuff,
but also everything financial, emotional, physical support for our kids.
Love you, guys, and we love you. And you know what,
what strength and courage it takes to be a single
or solo parent and you're doing it. Good for you,

(58:33):
Good for you. You wos to be proud of. Cheers, cheers.
Let's get into the minds of everyone in the room.
Around the room. We'll start with the producer, Sam. What's
on your mind today?

Speaker 15 (58:42):
Okay, I've been doing this for years, and I did
not think it was that strange until I asked the
interwebs yesterday, and people now think I'm a serial killer.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Does anyone else just eat the kiwied like an apple? No,
with a skin?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Yes, it's literally the healthiest part.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
It's the best part for your skin.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
I thought this was more so the skin is good
for the skin.

Speaker 6 (59:02):
Yeah, the skin of the kiwi has so much nutrients.

Speaker 15 (59:04):
It's so good for you. And I just wash it
and eat it. And someone saw me doing that the
other day and they're like, are you okay?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Like, yeah, don't most of us do this?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
No, I don't think I've ever eaten the kiwi? This
is Is this a boogie sounding conversation on the heels
of our now conversation?

Speaker 19 (59:22):
Well?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
No, no, no, kiwi is fabulous. They're saying, kiwi is
probably the most healthy fruit you can't eat.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (59:29):
Yeah, it really good for your skin. So I got
into it daily and and apparently I created people out
when they see eating it.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
All these years, I've been spitting out, spinning out the
good stuff. Learn learn from me, okay, So kiwi from
now on, we will eat the entire thing. There's a
learning moment scary. What's up with you today? Listen?

Speaker 19 (59:49):
I know I was freaking out for no reason, but
I was in a you know, in another country, trying
to get to an airport that was two hours away.
Hold conversation, No, no, no, no, no. Why I didn't
even mentioned I was trying to get to Marseille, to
an airport. It was two hours.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
I was in an uber. But here's the thing. I
know you all do this.

Speaker 19 (01:00:07):
You follow along, especially when you're an unami unfamiliar turf,
and you follow along with the pattern of where you're going,
and then all of a sudden, if you see it,
go off roading and you're like, why are we going
down this road? Why are we going here? Don't you
think that you're being kidnapped? And I'm like, it's an
a logical feeling, but I feel like the uber driver
is kidnapping me. My palms get all sweaty, and then
I'm realizing things gonna be okay, things are gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Be all right.

Speaker 19 (01:00:30):
But we finally make it to the airport. He just
knew a shortcut. I was an unfamiliar turf.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
I had no clue. But don't you guys ever get
worried and scared and that you let that an uber.
Let me get this straight. I gotta I have a
question for you. Actually, So why are you in the
back of an uber on the way to the Marseille
airport from Santra pet Were you eating a kiwi?

Speaker 15 (01:00:52):
I was not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
I'm like, this guy looks like he's going the wrong
way and all by I get me. Honestly, that's that's
never happened to me. Isn't it happened anyone else?

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
I have to admit there have been times I've been
an uber where I do go? Where are you going?
And I questioned it I get nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Yes, happened in Florida. You freaked out.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
It did happen in Florida. I was on the phone
with Froggy. I said, stay on the phone with me
because I was nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Wow, okay, okay, that's serious stuff. I don't know. You know,
there was that time I was thrown in the back
of a van on the hump shil to say in Paris.
Because it has fancy names doesn't mean you can't get kidnapped.
Absolutely right, absolutely, are right, absolutely all right, straight mate?
What's up with you today?

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Time to bring this conversation down to a blue collar level.
That's a problem. Please. Okay, So, Froggy, I need to
talk to you. I need some tips. I'm hanging at
TV today, so don't do that last time. Last time
he did a TV hanging, it fell off the wall. Perfect.
But he's the perfect person, asked, because he's gonna know

(01:01:58):
what he did wrong. So what do I need to avoid? Frog?

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
I'll tell you what I did wrong. I let my
dad hang that television and that's the one that fell.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
It was not me. It was funny. However, I will
help you. You call me when you're doing it. I
will walk you right through it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
I will text you everything to go get from home,
depot or lows and exactly how to do it, how
high to do it, everything.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Oh, that'd be great. It's all about making sure it's
level right. The mount on the wall. You got to
make it level.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
A lot of the levels now come, a lot of
the mounts come with levels in them now, but you
got to make sure that that level is correct.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Somewhere wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
Please take footage of this, please?

Speaker 17 (01:02:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
The stud finder very important in this venture.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Yes, and if not, I'll get you the anchors that
will work in drywall.

Speaker 12 (01:02:38):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Yeah, if you don't want to buy a studfinder, I'll
come over and help you out. I love that Ate.
Nate is doing a lot of d y I uh,
and he's got more on the way. We're very proud
of you, Nate. Thank you. Hey, Gandhi, what's up with
you today?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
I just wanted to express joy because I am very
used to moving around. I've moved a lot in my life,
and I'm used to missing people. But some phenomenal has
just happened, and one of my very best friends has
moved to New York City, and I can't tell you
how exciting that is. It's a new feeling having someone
actually come to me, and I'm just through the roof
and I can't wait. I'm so excited to hang out

(01:03:13):
with him and just live and have a good time.
And it's the best feeling ever. So, Sebastian, I love you.
I'm so glad that you're here. I can't wait to
come party with you all time.

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Yeah, You're ever gonna get into the ounce of sleep ever,
I know he's.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Definitely a night bird, Dane.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
All right, So this is gonna sound bougie too, but
you know me, I have animatronics and inflatables for the
holiday season, for Halloween everywhere. Outside I have a bunch
and inside I currently have five animatronics. So before Sheldon
so I just got the Home Deep I'll remember the
Moleficent one. I bought that one. So now, before Sheldon left,
I said, they have the Bride of Frankenstein. I said,

(01:03:52):
and I really want the Bride of Frankenstein, like she's awesome,
She's so good, Danielle, and he did say, honey, if
you really want it, you can get it. But I've
got such mixed feelings because now I'm feeling like do
I really need it? But I think I really need it,
So I don't know if I want you to convince
me not to get it or convince me to get it.
But it's really cool. But then I'm gonna want Frankenstein

(01:04:14):
because you know, if the Pride of frank right, it
doesn't stop. Home Depot has a lot of really good
animatronics this year. And the problem is Home Depot is
so close to my damn house that I it's I
just I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
I encourage it Daniel, do it until you're out of yard.

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
Okay, do it. You got to come in my house
this year and see everyone's gonna be talking to you.
It's gonna be fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I want to see so many animatronics outside of your
yard though, they start knocking each other over with you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
All right, I'm buying this. I'm getting it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Yeah, all right, Froggy, what's up? All right?

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
So tonight is the kickoff of the NFL football season.
Actual real games start tonight, Eagles and the Cowboys, and
uh hope the Eagles win tonight. I just want to
point out something if you're a Cowboys fan, or if
you're just a fan of football in general. Dallas Cowboys
have never won a Super Bowl on a flat screen TV.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Oh my god, there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
And it will continue again this year, probably because they
probably won't win again. But yeah, it's been thirty years
since the Cowboys have been to the Super Bowl. Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Thirty years? Thirty years, nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 8 (01:05:18):
With go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Birds probably have a good, good start tonight in Philly.
Tonight's tonight. Come on, birds, let's do it. Uh yes,
I'm gonna start my football season tonight. I'm so excited.
Dare me? Do you dare me to watch? I don't
have my trumpet. I'm gonna blow my trumpet every time
they score. You're gonna be tired at the end of
the game. Into the Here we go, into the three
things we need to know? Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Okay? A federal judge is ruling the Trump administration's move
to freeze billions of dollars in grant money to Harvard
was actually illegal. Yesterday, a judge did side with Harvard,
which had argued that the funding freeze was retaliation for
the university refusing to give into demands made by the administration,
which it claims would have violated the First Amendment. The
administration ordered over two billion dollars in to be frozen

(01:06:00):
back in April, hours after the university refused to end
DEI programs, address alleged anti semitism, and screen international students
for their ideology. Yesterday's ruling vacates the orders affecting Harvard
and bars the Trump administration from enforcing them. Florida officials
are moving forward with plans to eliminate all vaccine mandates,
including those for diseases like measles, polio, and whooping cough.

(01:06:25):
At a news conference, the state surgeon general said parents,
not the government, should be the ones deciding what goes
into their children's bodies. The Florida Department of Health will
move to repeal its vaccine rules, while lawmakers are expected
to consider changes to the state law. That's very controversial
obviously the moment, we'll see how that one goes. And finally,
I can't believe it has taken this long, but Instagram

(01:06:46):
is officially launching a much requested iPad app. They did
not have an app that actually was made for the iPad.
The app was, yeah, it's kind of crazy. It was
really just the blown up version of your phone's phones
apps was a little blurry and things were weird. But
they say it's going to be great. For example, when
a user is now watching reel, you can look at
comments on the side. When there are messages in the tab,

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users can open a particular conversation while also looking at
all the active chats on the left. People are very
excited about this because it didn't exist and all these
years after Instagram came out, now it does. And those
are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Thank you, Gandhi you were fabulous.

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Elvis terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Beyonce's Birthday Today, Big Days go to Diamond. Diamond is
the biggest Beyonce fan in the house. Let's see what
song she wants to hear Beyonce song now Birthday? What
do you think? What do you think? Come on, Diamond,
do you want to think about it? Oh? Wow, great song,
excellent song. All right, lock it in, Lock it in,

(01:08:41):
Birthday girl all the way, Diamond, How you doing? What's
going on in your life? You're dating?

Speaker 19 (01:08:46):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Who you're dating? What's going on now?

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
We're taking a break, We're taking you from dating as
a whole.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Yeah, so wait you were dating then? Who were you dating?
And what did you do to mess that up?

Speaker 19 (01:08:57):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:08:58):
Damn, I'm I mean, I just think that I'm not interested,
Like I can't I'm not interested in anyone. So like
even people that I was like trying to talk to
or whatever, they don't hold my attention. I think it's
a me thing at this point.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
So you know what, I've bet a lot of people
were in that same boat, Diamond, that where you know,
you try to date this person that person, it becomes exhausting,
and then you just give it a break. You're you
become so happy just being with you. Yeah, we had
this conversation not that long ago, right, Gandhi Daniel Yah.
Single women and how happy they are being single.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Yeah, it's like eighty percent of single women right now
are not interested in actually dating somebody. They just want
to date themselves because they're not happy with you know,
the pool that's out there at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Yeah, what about guys, I mean, Nate, you're single? Are
you just are you itching to have to be in
a relationship right now? Not in the slightest, You're in
the least. Amen, You're just doing you right now. Look
at that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
Yeah, that's it's that corner, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Shut up, Danielle. He's got he's got his own apartment
in the village in New York City. What a place
to hang in my own TV? You know, it's you
got to take care of you, Diamond. Here's my advice.
Until you're happy with you, you'll never be happy with
anybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Well, that's the best advice ever. And it goes back
through the Anals of Time. I know, I know it's annals.
I said anals did you got to drive for the
other joke? But if you could just ruin it from me,
say thank you Anals of Time. You know, Diamond, you
should go hang your own TV. Be a single. Call me, Diamond,

(01:10:38):
I'll help you out. I'll help you hang their TV.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
I may have to call you. That's a little too
Bob the builder for me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
What up? Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
I think all of the single people I know, and
I know a lot of single people right now, are
in the same boat where they're like the dating pool sucks.
I'm tired of these apps. I don't want to do it.
But every single person I know is pretty great, and
I'm trying to figure out how I can make them
meet each other without going through the apps, because I
feel like the apps and social media together have really
ruined a lot of things. When there's still so much

(01:11:06):
great stuff out there and great people out there, they're
just having a hard time connecting, even though now there's
more connection than there's ever been. It's a bizarre state
of affairs at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
There's this guy, I don't know how he ended up
on my feed, and he seemed to be addicted to
the apps. I mean, I think he's on six Wow. Wow,
He's on six apps at the same time, and he
talks and he just basically I guess he just wants
to He wants to post all of his his dating stories,

(01:11:37):
okay from people he's meeting on these apps. I guess
that's I guess that's why he's addicted, because he wants
content for his posts whatever, whatever. But you look at
it and he's just like, oh my god, out every night,
maybe several times a day or night, dating someone or
just going out, meeting for coffee, meeting for drinks. He
was telling the story the other day about how he

(01:11:58):
was set up to go out on a date for
Ranks on a Friday night and she at the last
minute said, I can't. I'm just not feeling well. He
went to the bar that they were planning on meeting
at and she was there with another guy, which is long.
So I'm assuming if you're out and you're dating on
these apps, you've got stories, You're going to meet all
sorts of people that are just like, ooh, I don't know.

(01:12:22):
I've been in relationships basically since before apps came out,
so I've never done app dating never. I don't need to,
you know, not yet. Anyway, they went whoa for like
eighty year old app dating site? Who was the last
to go on and app here? I mean, Nate, are
you on the apps at all?

Speaker 11 (01:12:41):
No, I'm so, I haven't. I mean, it's you know,
I don't want to really go on there, to be
honest with you, because I hear nothing but horror stories.
But okay, knowing the landscape of how the world works now,
online dating has really kind of become how you do
it right, well, yeah it has. And uh, I don't

(01:13:02):
even have good pictures for a profile. I don't even
know where to start. Diamond and Abby volunteered to build
my profile, and I don't know if I should trust
them with that. Yeah, but yeah, so I knew I
need to build it and I need to get back
out there, but I just I'm not feeling it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
You know. I don't don't do that. I mean, you
do what you want to do and how you do
it and when you want to do it. I but
you know, then, you know, every time we have this
conversation about dating apps and aning negative comes out in
the conversation. People start texting us by the millions, Oh
my god, my husband, my wife, I've met them on
an app, and so people do have incredible stories from
these things. But you know what, You're You're out there

(01:13:41):
having a good time, You're having a good life. You've
got some great projects you're working on for you and
I support that fully and I think you're doing great. Yeah,
I think people that look for, you know, life through
a partner, you know, that's I think you've got to
be happy with you. Like I said, you know, youve
got to be hard on you can't and so let
us know when you are, because you still seem miserable.

Speaker 11 (01:14:02):
With you, right, I will say, you know, not to
not to like grab the reins. For me, it's you know,
as a single again single people will agree with me,
especially as you get older, you do find yourself alone
quite a bit of the time because all of your
friends are probably in relationships or they got kids, and
so yeah, you just find yourself alone a lot. And

(01:14:23):
it's not wrong, there's nothing wrong with that, but you
do find yourself you have a lot more alone.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Time and talk to Scotti. Talk to Scotty about what
it was like to be, you know, going through uh
separation and divorce with kids. And then he starts dating
and now he's doing pretty well. He's great.

Speaker 18 (01:14:40):
I tried, I tried to get on what was that Rayah.
They never let me on. So I was just able
to connect with somebody. I mean it was on Instagram,
but it worked. Out really well. And I'm so super
happy right now.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Had you stuck with Raya, you would be the one
dating Jennifer Amiston. I'm glad I never got on there.
I don't want to deal with those people.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
I have to say, the fact that Scotty was never
able to get on Riya gives me so much faith
in Riya. Oh yeah, this is probably legit.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Then your filters work.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Yeah, people you know up and now Rya. Those are
people who are like high income people in the entertainment
business and that kind of thing. We know someone who
Scotty should have been able to get on Riya.

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
No, I think they did.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Were Scotty, he would be a stud on Riya. But
that's okay, Scotty's doing Okay. We have someone we know
that we work with who was on Riya. Oh really,
and I do believe he met several people of note
on that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Yes, I also think we're really missing something here. Diamond
is single, Nate is single.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Have we ever thought about me?

Speaker 12 (01:15:48):
Fine?

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Fine, guys, what is it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
I think time it would be great. I think she's
fainn I would love to.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
Date Diamond and Scotty were gonna hit it at one point, Diamond, hold.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
On, I'm in. We already should have Diamond's microphone on
while we're talking about Diamond.

Speaker 6 (01:16:08):
I wish Diamond had a sister younger for Spencer, because
Diamond and Spencer my son. They have this great like
kind of relationship and not like that, and I love her.
I wish she had somebody for him.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Great, Diamond, Diamond should date Spencer. What's wrong with that?
For Spencer? Hold On? How much older?

Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
What's the what's the Spencer's twenty? How old are you? Diamond? Thirty,
I'll be.

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
That far.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
I'm sixteen years from mine. I'm we're doing okay nothing
but you.

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
Didn't when you were twenty And no, nope, nope.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
I think this will work out well. Diamond and Spencer
or Diamond and I'm in.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Yeah, Diamond has the best laugh.

Speaker 11 (01:16:48):
Sometimes I'll go in there and just say something stupid
to make her laugh because her laugh makes me feel
better about myself.

Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
Yeah, it's a good one, Diamond.

Speaker 8 (01:16:54):
You know, you guys are just making me feel good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
It's a shame that Scotti is take him because I
was thought Scotty and Nate were money.

Speaker 11 (01:17:06):
And I have talked about this because we were both
going through the depths of single them and all this
stuff and go to some bad stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
And so, uh wouldn't be just easier if we were gay?
So you would you were gonna do? What are you
gonna do? Banana brothers? Banana brothers? I'm only fans And
what are you guys gonna do that only fans page
where you lick at each other's toes or something? I
forgot what.

Speaker 11 (01:17:28):
No, we never talked about that we talked about. Well,
maybe the banana would be between his toes that I
would eat, but I.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Gotta wear a mask. I got kids. Please, do you know?

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
Thanks that it's Scotty and Nate hooked up. Froggy would
be very jealous.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Okay, this is getting really weird. It could be a
special guest.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Food News Thursday, and so the third of the manajatois
Froggy has your Food News on the way. I'll We've
got sound with Garrett coming up in a second, but
right now, Danielle actually on time. So weird to.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
Talk about Julia Garner. You know her probably most as
Ruth from Ozark, but she is still on to play
Madonna in the biopic. She was talking to w magazine
about this, and she says, look, I cannot say a
lot about it, but we are doing it. There is
it's a work in progress, so we're getting there, so
we'll see what happens. So bad Bunnie. I was talking
about this a couple of weeks ago, how he boosted

(01:18:29):
the economy for Puerto Rico by coming there and doing
all those concerts. It looks like it was by two
hundred million dollars. Nice tourists went to the island. They
spent money on hotels, transportation, meals, cocktail, souvenirs, and a
nonprofit organization said that, Yeah, it's estimated that it was
two hundred million dollars that he brought in for Puerto Rico.

(01:18:49):
So that is pretty damn cool.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
That is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
I know, I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
More details about the romance between Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun. Look,
I love the faces of the guys in here when
I bring that up, so jealousy. It's fantastically romantic get
away for the Labor Day weekend in California, and apparently
he is love and spending time with her. I mean,
who wouldn't write, So, yeah, they're getting to know each other,

(01:19:14):
Thomas Rhett, I mean this guy is just we love
to you read a lot of us around here. He
is releasing the deluxe edition of About a Woman on
September twenty sixth. The album will have twenty five total tracks.
The deluxe version adds three final songs, Water, Chapter ten
and On a River. It will showcase different aspects of devotion, sensuality,
emotional depth. Cannot wait. We are loving our tea ret

(01:19:38):
over here, Superman, Elvis. Did you see Superman yet?

Speaker 11 (01:19:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Right, no, no, no, I'm afraid someone's gonna give her
yes and spoil it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
So well, they're already talking about Superman's sequel. James gunn
Is officially announced Man of Tomorrow will be the next
project in his Superman's saga. He showed us this really
cool drawing of Superman leaning against Alex Luthor and Man
of Tomorrow is supposed to be coming out July of
twenty twenty seven, and Sharon's expanding his tour. When's he

(01:20:05):
coming in? His album comes out soon?

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
The request is in.

Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
Okay, well, why don't just call it so?

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Talk about the tour? I'm sure ready, what's your story?

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Well, the world tour.

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
He has expanded it more dates in the UK. In Europe,
he will be in Munich, in Manchester, in Dublin pre
sale the new dates. I'm ready, let's fly.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
To so Danielle, you and I have to go see
Where's it of Oz its sphere in Vegas and we
can go. We have to go see Ed Sharon in Manchester.

Speaker 6 (01:20:27):
I'm I'm ready, let's go. Hi Sweedy is doing something
cool for Monday Night Football. She's the first ever female
music curator for Monday Night Football. She'll handpick the tracks
for the telecast, pregame show, and promotional spots. So congratulations
to her and Lady god Got canceled her show in
Miami because of throat issues. She is supposed to perform,

(01:20:49):
of course, this weekend in New York. She's supposed to
perform for the MTV VMAs on Sunday. We're hearing reports
that maybe she already pre recorded that because she has
a concert on Sunday at the same time. I don't
know how that all works, but we'll see Sunday Night
Football tonight. Kicking it off the thirty ninth season premiere
The Eagles The Cowboys. Also the series premiere of the paper.

(01:21:10):
That's that spin off of the Office. We're gonna give
it a chance and we're gonna see what happens. And
that is my Daniel report.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Some sound with Garrett. Garrett, what's going on? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
Benson Boone. He is a week into his concerts right now.
This is him in Montreal. So during his show he
will do some covers. And everyone's talking about this cover
of Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper's Shallow.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Sounds like a football game.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
I think that's one of those songs we're gonna get
a lot of covers for for our event in the citate.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
That was awesome. Man, he did another cover of the
other night. That's getting a lot of play to Adel
the best Adel. Yeah, he did Adele. Oh my god,
that's right. All right.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Here's a police chase in Denver that went down where
an officer was chasing after a suspect covered in mud
and wearing a speedo.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
He's running. Tells you quite male covered in mud and underwear.
Oh man, you have a chance. You had a choice.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
I was scared.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
I want to know the backstory of how he got Yeah,
that's when you wake up and realize my life sucks,
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
So we honored Rihanna just the other day, and we
all know her song so os right. Absolutely a little
backstory on the second verse. The writer of the song,
Evan Bogart, was talking about what that second verse entails,
how he created it, and what it what it's all about.

Speaker 10 (01:22:46):
The whole second verse of that song is eighty song
titles strung together as sentences because I thought it would
be super clever. No one ever knows that though no
one thinks about that. It's like, take on me, aha,
you know inside you feel it right, take me on.
I could just dive up in your arms tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
I melt with you.

Speaker 19 (01:23:03):
You got me head over heels. Oh boy, you keep
me hanging on the way you make me feel. All songs,
all eighties songs, and there's the example.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Right, welcome me.

Speaker 16 (01:23:12):
You know you're glad to be the right save me,
Oh my God, to die in your arms and night
do you get in?

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
You keep me hanging on the way you make me?

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Wow. I didn't know that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
They ran out of ideas, they said, so all they
could think of was eighty songs, and they're like, let's
just all stringle all together and that's how we got s.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
All right, let's write down a bunch of eightyes songs titles.
That's tomorrows show. We gotta show, Ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:23:45):
And this.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Is Food News Thursday. So excited. Froggy is here with
the Food News. You guys were just to dive into it.
Let's go, yeah, let's do it my news.

Speaker 7 (01:24:01):
All right, So it is officially pumpkin Spice season. I
know Elvis wants to hang on to summer. I'm with him,
but pumpkin spice is pretty much everywhere. Did you know
in my shock you PSL fans, But back in two
thousand and three, when the Pumpkins Spice Latte was being developed,
Pumpkin Spice Latte was not the original name of the drink.
It was very first called the Fall Harvest Latte. W yeah,

(01:24:27):
they said, but the team ultimately renamed it to better
describe the flavored Thus the Pumpkin Spice Latte was born.
Once the PSL was reintroduced into market testing with that name,
it surpassed expectations and has now become Starbucks' top selling
drink every single year.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
I don't think anyone knows what a fall harvest is. No, wait,
what flavor is a fall hard right.

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
From your backyard?

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Or like turkey? Like turkey?

Speaker 7 (01:24:51):
And while it is officially pumpkin spice season, Pillsbury's also
bringing back their fan favorite bands, Pumpkin spice Rolls. They're
made with gond To your favorite cinnamon brand cinnamon, along
with the pumpkin spice flavored icing. Pillsberry also bringing back
pumpkin cookie dough, which is safe to eat raw, as

(01:25:12):
well as perfectly pumpkin cake and cookie mixes, and the
ready to make pumpkin spice bread batter is all back
in store, So Pillsbury's got the pumpkin spice on lockdown.
Costco has brought back their signature chicken pot pie, another
another sign that it is fall right around the corner.
I haven't had it sells a four dollars a pound

(01:25:33):
or twenty two dollars front of tire pot pie.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
That bes huge. Damn they're they're big and heavy. I've
never eaten one. I would like to try it. I'm
a huge fan of chicken pompie. Anyone else chicken pie, the.

Speaker 6 (01:25:45):
One of Boston Market is delicious.

Speaker 7 (01:25:47):
It is Yeah, there's Costco also enforcing new shopping hours now.
They teased us back in June saying that they were
coming executive members. Currently Costco opens at ten am, but
if you're an executive member you get to shop early
on Monday through Friday from nine to ten. Just executive
members only Saturdays nine to nine thirty and on Sunday
nine to ten. And also Costco adding an hour on Saturdays.

(01:26:10):
They're now opening for everybody until seven p m. If
you're going to be in the airplane skies soon. Delta
is bringing back cheese at crackers to their snag man.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Yeah, they are back. They were taken off in twenty twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
They are now back, joining two other things they had,
the garden sauce of sun Chips, and of course Delta
famous for the greatest airline cookie of them all, Biscoff
cook will still remain.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Let me tell you, Biscoudy, if you even looked at
Biscott whatever they have you, Biscoff, have you seen how
much sugar and fat is in those things? The little
fattening cooking in the sky then in them. M Gondi
hates them.

Speaker 7 (01:26:54):
While this may not be a food story, it's still
food related. Did you know most Americans take their phone
to the bathroom with them and that is especially becoming
a problem because a new study has found that if
you take your phone to the bathroom with you, it
causes you to sit there longer, causes you to not
pay attention to what you're doing, and it also causes
you to have hemorrhoids. It says that you should be

(01:27:14):
in the bathroom no more than five minutes. Study found
that thirty seven percent of people who bring their phone
to the bathroom take up to fifteen minutes on the
toilet and that that is causing hembrrooids.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Wow, wait pulling out of the bathroom? Oh well, hold,
I have a hemorrhoids have to do with food news,
I guess, because.

Speaker 7 (01:27:32):
If you eat food news, you're going to have to
go go to the bathroom, and therefore you don't take
your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
That's a stretch. Okay, here we go. Well that's the problem.
You're pushing strata, that's the problem. Okay, are you ready
for the countdown? Yeah? I belise anything.

Speaker 7 (01:27:48):
These are the worst rated fast food items in America.
Oh god, Okay, I don't want to offend anybody, but
here we go. To come in out of number five
the Panda Express fortune cookie. They say it's awful, This
is like tasting yes, okay. Number four KFC sandwiches, it says,

(01:28:09):
never had one. Number three bucket. Let's get a bucket
of chicken from acas Number three KFC chicken tenders. They
say their chicken tenders aren't good.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Why okay?

Speaker 7 (01:28:21):
Number two Diamond's going to be mad. Chipotle rice bowls
coming in at number two? What the rice bowl?

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Yeah? Their minds.

Speaker 7 (01:28:29):
And the number one worst rated fast food item in
the US, believe it or not, is McDonald's new chicken tenders.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
Haven't had them? Who are these people voting on this?
Who are you listening to?

Speaker 17 (01:28:45):
I got this?

Speaker 7 (01:28:46):
I got this out of the New York Post off.
It was from a restaurant. Furniture Plus analyzed Google reviews
to find the lowest rated menu items from sixteen of
the most popular US chains.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
Wait, hold on, Restaurant furniture company.

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
This it's from Google reviews to find the lowest rating
items from the sixteen most popular US fast food chains.
They looked at over one hundred most reviewed locations Freaks
chain for a total of sixteen hundred restaurants nationwide.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Wow, all right, Well the people have've spoken and there
you go your photos, foods.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Waking up in the morning, taking him on so many things,
Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Ready for more Tunnel to Towers heroes. Here's another one,
Ali Dwyer. Ali Dwyer and her three sons, they lost
their hero, Stephen. It's a whole family of heroes anyway.
They lost Stephen serving our country in the US Army.
That was Stephen's thing, and he was flying helicopters, that
was his passion. Stephen died in a black Hawk helicopter
crash over the Mediterranean Sea. He was rewarded with like

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Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Org is Elvis Duran in the morning, So, I was
wondering what.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
Is Foggy doing during his food news segment talking about
reading your phone while sitting on your toilet and getting hemorrhoids.
I'm still trying to make a connection to food news.
Are you serious or no? No, I'm serious. I don't
understand the connection, but just help me out. How do
you connect food news with sitting on a toilet and

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getting hemorrhoids?

Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
Okay, so one of my earlier stories was like, for example,
Pillsbury and then bringing back their grands pumpkin spice rolls.
So let's say you go to the store and you
buy your rolls and you eat them. Okay, okay, if
you wait long enough, then you're going to have to
get rid of those in some way, shape or fashion.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
You mean go to the bathroom, is what you mean. Yes,
So when you go to.

Speaker 7 (01:31:44):
Export or do a download, if you take your phone
and sit on the toilet too long, there's a chance
that you'll get hemorrhoids. I'm trying to let you know
that when you are ready to export the items that
you had imported, that you shouldn't take your phone to
the bathroom and sit on the toilet too long, because
you're gonna have problems.

Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
Well, that was very well put without saying anything you
shouldn't have said. I'm shocked.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
I see the logical. It's food in another form. So
you're good.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
It's no business, the full circle business of the import export.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Yes, that's not true. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sorry, I
must say I just I disagree respectfully. I don't see
how that's food news. It's not food news, it's poop news.

Speaker 7 (01:32:22):
It's it's hem They're in the same umbrella and then
the same family one causes the other.

Speaker 17 (01:32:28):
That is true.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
I got one now, No no, no, no, no, no no,
they shut that down right now. They got in trouble.
No no, hold on, secondly, no, they're not. It's really
it is a relatable story. No no, no, I'm not
saying it's not. I'm not saying it's not relatable. I'm
just saying I don't know if it fits under the
umbrella of food news. That's a food circle of digestion,

(01:32:54):
the changing to one another, the end of digestion. He's right, well,
I know if we let's say we do a news
segment on birth, okay, is death going to be a
part of that birth newscast? Well, I mean you're gonna
one day that's gonna happen. Unfortunately we will die, So no,
I would wait hear me out. I have another question

(01:33:14):
for the food news director. Doesn't mean we're gonna we're
going to be hearing more poop stories during food news.

Speaker 7 (01:33:20):
Only future only if they're interesting. I mean, if we
have an interesting one that was an.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Interesting story it was I just don't see under food news.
I mean, you could do a car news story, so
would like hitting a cat with your car. Is that
a car news story? That is a car? Yeah, because
a car was used in the uh the no, no, no,

(01:33:48):
all right, all right, I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:49):
I get what he's trying.

Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
If you buy this Costco Chicken pop pie and you
eat all all it's twenty it's four dollars a pound,
it's twenty two bucks, you're gonna be going to the
bathroom pretty soon. So therefore, don't take your phone. Just
go in there, do your business for five minutest.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Okay, obviously I'm in the wrong here, but I do
think that this is the beginning of the end of
our show. It is a little bit of a walk
in the park, but I could see out with the lights.
It doesn't relate. It doesn't relate. If you think that relates,
I think I think we really shall go it for
other jobs. One causes the other. Yeah, Okay, I hear.

Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
The new jingle, Froggy's boop news Froggy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
No, no, no, all right, all right, I just asking,
just asking asking. Okay, it's guaranteed if you take part
in the perfect you made it, you made it very clear,
you made it very clear. Seven times. We're good, We're good.
I'm just trying to convince you at this point. It's
not I'm not convinced. I'm just not convinced. But that's okay,
that's nothing. You're gonna do what you're gonna do, and

(01:34:52):
that's you know, here we go. I am excited about
to about tonight.

Speaker 12 (01:34:58):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
If you want to watch NFL Kickoff tonight, it's a
it's the Cowboys in Philly, right, They're in Philly. Yeah,
and if you don't have TV like Nate, you can
stream it on Peacock Let Me see your Peacock? What's
what song is that? Let Me see your peacock?

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
That's a song?

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Did we did? We used to play let Me See
your Peacock record? Really? Am I am? I having a weird.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Tail feather?

Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
Let me see your tots roll?

Speaker 8 (01:35:27):
Katie?

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Didn't Katy Perry want to see your peacock in one
of her songs?

Speaker 12 (01:35:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Wait, no, lady gg I want to talk about this
disco stick. Let's have some I'm not talking about the
disco stick song called peacock. Okay, and doesn't she say
let me see your peacock in the middle of.

Speaker 8 (01:35:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
Okay? Okay? So here look at me like I've lost
my friggin mind. I don't know the song. Do we
have it in the computer? Peacock by Katy Perry? I
don't think we do. Why wouldn't we what a hit.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
We all clearly remembered it?

Speaker 6 (01:36:05):
Is that a B side song?

Speaker 12 (01:36:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
I mean, do we have remember the days of B sides?
I don't see it. I could have sworn we used
to play it.

Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
Yeah, my sister's Eve been texting me now Katie Perry
has Peacock. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
I guess we don't have that anymore. No, hold on,
it starts with a P. If you're wondering, Okay, well we're.

Speaker 15 (01:36:23):
Looking for it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
Can I say one thing about Philly and the Eagles
game tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Yes? Please do? Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
So Septa has had these big budget cuts recently and
they weren't going to be able to take anybody to
the sports complex, but they teamed up with Fan Duel
and now they're going to have express trains heading into
the sports complex tonight. So think about that. If you're
trying to get in and out, they're going to have
them on the way in, and they're going to have
ten on the way out as well.

Speaker 6 (01:36:43):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Yeah, I love that doing that. Look, you know what,
I'm excited NFL. You know, I got it all excited
for tennis at the US Open, all excited about what
was that of the game they were playing baseball? Remember
that that's still going on? Is still going on? Oh
that's right, it's still going on.

Speaker 12 (01:37:00):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
What was that sport before that? I was really into?

Speaker 9 (01:37:02):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Basketballer? I saw this fall?

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
Hey, I have Peacock on my phone. If you want
me to try to play?

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
No, no, no, no, it's okay. We're in a download this.
We can hear it in. It's full brilliance. All right,
look at that Peacock. Another song I heard over the
holiday last week was No Letting Go by Wayne Wonder.
Remember that. I'm sorry, I mean, how funny. I believe
it wasn't a big hit. I mean either it was

(01:37:33):
a lyrics. It was on a smash album, Teenage Dream.
A lot of that was a big album. Hey, can
we talk about something that's kind of pissing me off?
Do we want to keep it positive and fun or Okay?
I agree with Gandhi and Danielle. We were talking about
Nelly for Tadoe. Uh, people will not shut up about

(01:37:53):
her weight. Right by the way, Nelly Forertato, no matter what,
I'm much, ways very much. She doesn't wagit whatever. She
is just a beautiful person. Even if you were blind,
you would say Nelly for Toado is a beautiful person
because she just did. She's fine, she's quirkys's out there,
but in talented as well. But she's been posting things lately,
or people have been posting her on stage in this

(01:38:15):
and that she's gained a little way. I guess whatever.
But people post the meanest things about things they see
online and it makes me so sad. It goes beyond
Nelly for toddo. But we see this every day right
with everything in life. I just I don't get how
people want they choose to take a dive into this
negative pool of energy or a pool of negative energy.

(01:38:37):
I don't get it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:38):
And you don't know what someone's going through. You don't
know if they are on medication, you don't know if
they're depressed. You don't know if they have an eating disorder.
You don't know if something happened in their life that's
you know, tragedy. You'd have no idea, So to put
that out there in the universe. It's just so mean.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Well, no matter why you gain weight, it doesn't right,
you just do. That's not so anyway. Yeah, yea, gandy,
what do you think.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
I think it's crazy, especially because so many people have
this thing like, oh my god, she's changed, well she has,
she grew up. That is what happens. People change over time.
The person typing it into the computer screen probably looks
different than they did ten years ago, fifteen years ago.
And they hold people to these standards that are ridiculous.
And Nellie Fertana is not famous for being a supermodel.

(01:39:24):
She is a singer and she is still singing and
doing an amazing job. And people just always focus on
the wrong thing and want to throw tomatoes at the
one that's in the arena when they're sitting in the
nosebleed seats doing nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
There's that line again, my favorite of all times. Absolutely so.
I guess you know. The thought here is, if you
are about to say something scathing and really crappy about someone,
don't just stop. It serves no purpose.

Speaker 15 (01:39:50):
And think about it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:50):
If it was someone in your family, your sister, your brother,
and your mom, you're glad, how would you feel if
someone talked about.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
Them that way exactly, letego. It serves zero purpose. And
if you think you're you're getting some advantage in life
by doing that, wow, Please please take a moment and
think about what you're doing, all right? Into the three
things you need to know? Gandhi, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:40:11):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
Jeffrey Epstein survivors are considering compiling their own list of clients.
Speaking yesterday from Capitol Hill, survivor Lisa Phillips said that
they know the names of those who were regulars in
the Epstein world. She added that they aren't sure how
or even if they would release the list publicly, and
called on the Department of Justice to release the names
of the people involved. Dozens of Epstein's sexual abuse victims

(01:40:34):
gathered in Washington, d c. To call on Congress to
take action on the case, as the first batch of
documents related to the case has now been released. Kinoco
Phillips is laying off about one fourth of its global workforce.
The giant from Houston confirmed on Wednesday that it was
restructuring and informed its employees that it was reducing its
workforce by twenty to twenty five percent. The media director

(01:40:57):
for Kinoko Phillips says the majority of the layoffs will
take this year. The company has about thirteen thousand employees worldwide,
so that means about three thousand of those people will
be affected. And finally we did mention it, but the
Powerball jackpot is now worth a staggering one point seven
billion dollars after nobody including us, matched all six numbers
and last night's drawing for one point four billion dollars,

(01:41:19):
the fourth largest grand prize in powerball history, will now
roll over to Saturday's drawing, which they think will be
around one point seven billion dollars. And as we always say,
take the lump sum. We've been hearing some crazy things lately,
and those are your three things.

Speaker 6 (01:41:35):
We're not normal now, mister Rann.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
In the Morning show, All right, shows done, let's get
out of here until next time. Say peace out, everybody,
Peace out, everybody,