FULL SHOW: The Day We Learned Life Skills

We talk parenting fails like Intern Erin’s parents replacing her dead fish, Gandhi’s “It’s You, It’s Them” relationship advice, and Brandon getting hilariously hit on. Plus, we play the Hip Hop Lyric Game, discuss life skills, “master dating,” and the wild jobs that see you naked!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
You guys are my outwork favorite and I love you all.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I gotta listen to you every day.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
You guys are so funny and it's such an enjoyment
to listen to you every morning on my way to work.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Can I just say hello?

Speaker 5 (00:15):
In the morning show? Poor Gandhi dealing with her mom?

Speaker 6 (00:20):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (00:21):
Look, you know you have a lovely mother, you have
a lovely family, But at some point in a parent's
life they should just give up trying to do anything technical.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Well, so what was your weird question to you? I
laughed when I heard the question.

Speaker 8 (00:33):
She texted me the other day and asked if she
had a YouTube, which made me immediately think she thought
it was a tube, like an actual tube somewhere in
the home and wanted to know if it was available.
So I got so stressed out because there's nothing that
makes me hate myself more than trying to help my
parents with technology.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
And I do you hate that party? Do you hate
how you get mad at them?

Speaker 9 (00:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Which the whole thing is a frustrating No.

Speaker 8 (00:57):
I hate myself for it because I get so angry
because they don't know anything about technology, you know, like nothing,
my mom, A text is an email is a message.
It's all the same thing. So she'll tell me somebody
emailed her with whatever. You know, she can't forward it.
It's just it is a daunting task to try and
walk them through something and I'm not there. So here
I am thinking, Jesus, what is it that she's trying

(01:19):
to do. Is she trying to get YouTube on the
TV that's gonna send me into a spiral? Is she
trying to open up a YouTube account gonna send me
into a spiral? So I was trying to think about
all of the ways that I could help her without
becoming the ugly person that I don't like when I
try to. And I think the answer is I ponder
off on one of her friends a better idea.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, so you know she's patience.

Speaker 8 (01:41):
Yes, and who's there in person? Because I'll try to
FaceTime her to help her, you know, walk one logging
into Netflix. I mean, that is like the bane of
my existence. And it's the same thing every time I
wrote them directions. She can't do it. So she'll FaceTime
me and then hold the camera on herself the whole time,
and I'm like, no, you need to tell me what
I'm looking at. Flip the camera and then flip the

(02:04):
phone and it's still on her.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I'm getting frustrated and just hearing this. Yeah, Frogy, what's
your suggestion?

Speaker 10 (02:10):
Don't I don't have one. Don't even start with two
factor authentication.

Speaker 11 (02:14):
Oh no.

Speaker 9 (02:14):
The other day, Oh, they.

Speaker 10 (02:15):
Were trying to help my parents log in for something
and I'm like, okay, put you I don't want it
on my cell phone. I'm like, no, no, no, I know
you don't want it on your cell phone, but it
needs the two factor. I don't use it on myselphone.

Speaker 9 (02:27):
I know you.

Speaker 10 (02:27):
Don't just put the damn phone number and the text
to a code, but I don't want it. I'm like,
oh my, I just forget never mind.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
I don't use it just I can't imagine. Hey, Froggy, Yeah, mom,
what's going on? So I have nine pictures in front
of me. I have to put my finger on the
ones that have a sailboat in them. Yeahs have you
done that? You know? We want to find out that
you are who you are. You're a real person. And
so okay, click all the pictures that have a crosswalk

(02:55):
in them. Yes, and you do, and you check you,
you check your work.

Speaker 8 (02:58):
It's accurate, and they go, no, oh, the capture is
it makes me a horrible person.

Speaker 9 (03:04):
I can't Yeah, I can't read the letters. Yeah, you
help me out with these, but I can't read.

Speaker 10 (03:11):
But the dido looks like an oh, and the pain
looks like I'm like, mom, just just figure it out.

Speaker 8 (03:18):
But this is why I hate myself for it, though,
because my mom taught me how to use a fork.
She didn't give me crap about it. I didn't know
how to do it. She taught me everything.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
So she had patience.

Speaker 8 (03:27):
Yes, she had patients, and I'm trying to have the
same patience with them.

Speaker 12 (03:30):
It's just very difficult.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
So then I get mad at myself, and then I said, quit,
I can't do this. You have to find another person
to help you.

Speaker 13 (03:36):
Wait till she wants an only fans page.

Speaker 12 (03:39):
Oh, absolutely, what's up?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Scary?

Speaker 14 (03:43):
I just don't like when I text my mom on
I Message and then she says, and I said, where's
your response? She goes, oh, I answered you back, but
but she answers me back on Instagram d M.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
And then then the next thing you know, it's Facebook.

Speaker 14 (03:56):
She's what's apping me and we're going back and forth
between six platforms. I'm like, can we keep the conversation
one subject at a time on one platform please.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
Here's the thing, you know, I'm sitting here right now
with you know, both of my parents, God rest their soul.
And I remember, even when they were alive, trying to
explain to them how to get online to listen to
our show. And I always made it a little more
difficult so they couldn't because I don't want them. I
don't want them to hear this right for various reasons
and anyway, but yeah, you know what, at least your.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Parents are still there.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
Go ahead, Yeah, get a little frustrated with him.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
My mom call you next time. She can't. He's been
looking forward to helping somebody know me to do that.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Hello, Yeah, hello.

Speaker 15 (04:40):
Elvis dan in the Morning Show. Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
All right, Danielle, what do you have today?

Speaker 16 (04:55):
Well, Rosie emailed us and said her sister Anita has
a cat that's losing its hair.

Speaker 13 (05:00):
She thinks it may be the food she's feeding it.

Speaker 16 (05:02):
So Rosie tells Anita she met this lady in the
supermarket that may be able to help her with her
hair loss problem.

Speaker 13 (05:08):
But I gave her your phone number and she's gonna
call you.

Speaker 16 (05:11):
So now I'm calling Anita as the woman that her
sister met in the supermarket.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 13 (05:19):
Hello, I may speak to Anita. Hi, Hi, Anita, This
is Linda Cuzmo.

Speaker 17 (05:25):
Hi, Linda.

Speaker 16 (05:25):
I saw your sister on the line of key food. Yes,
and she's actually.

Speaker 13 (05:31):
Telling you the story about your black cat that's.

Speaker 15 (05:34):
Missing her right now.

Speaker 16 (05:36):
She was saying that the black cat is missing fur
because you're you're feeding it some crappy food.

Speaker 13 (05:41):
Well, no, that wasn't it.

Speaker 17 (05:43):
Since May, he's been to the bet like three or
four times and they told me that he has allergies
or it could be stressed, and they put him on
that sea liine something calf food, but he hates it.

Speaker 13 (05:56):
Your sister's making it seem like it's your fault that
the hair's falling out.

Speaker 17 (05:59):
I take care of him. It's just that, you know,
they want me to take him to the doctor like
every week, and there's no reason to keep taking him.

Speaker 13 (06:06):
Well, I don't understand why you haven't been taking him
to the vet this whole time. I mean, that's your baby.
If your babysick. Don't you take it to the doctor.

Speaker 17 (06:12):
I well, I can't afford to take them to the
vet every day.

Speaker 13 (06:15):
What the hell are you feeding this cat?

Speaker 17 (06:17):
I know I'm giving him the medicine, the food that
he's supposed to be on. Now I mix it with
you know, regular friskies.

Speaker 16 (06:24):
Well, obviously that's not working, and obviously it might be
bad parenting on your end.

Speaker 17 (06:28):
I mean, it is growing back.

Speaker 11 (06:30):
His hair is grown back.

Speaker 17 (06:31):
It just hasn't grown back fully.

Speaker 13 (06:32):
You might as well put the damn thing in a
pillowcase and kill it. The way you're treating.

Speaker 17 (06:36):
It, it's not getting worse.

Speaker 18 (06:38):
It could be.

Speaker 17 (06:39):
It could be stressed.

Speaker 16 (06:40):
Now, how the hell is cat getting stressed? He sits
around looking himself all day and eat well.

Speaker 17 (06:44):
Both doctors said that it could be stressed.

Speaker 16 (06:47):
Yeah, well he's stressed out then, because you're not taking
care of him.

Speaker 17 (06:50):
I am taking care of him.

Speaker 16 (06:51):
Though I don't think so. And I'm very angry at this.
I'm associated with the ASPCA, and I'm going.

Speaker 13 (06:57):
To report you for this.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Go right ahead.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
Want me excuse me? Cursing at me?

Speaker 13 (07:04):
Doctor?

Speaker 17 (07:05):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (07:05):
Anita?

Speaker 13 (07:06):
Please we got disconnected before.

Speaker 17 (07:09):
Yeah, I don't want to talk to you. Okay, thank
you very much.

Speaker 13 (07:12):
I'm just trying to help your pet.

Speaker 17 (07:14):
Now, that's fine. I'll take them to my vet. I
don't need somebody abusing me on the phone.

Speaker 13 (07:18):
I'm not abusing your cat.

Speaker 17 (07:20):
Excuse me. I am not abusing my cat. And I
don't appreciate you even saying that to me. This is
my place of business.

Speaker 19 (07:26):
Do not call me.

Speaker 13 (07:27):
Well it's disgusting that you want me to call her.

Speaker 17 (07:30):
Yeah, doc, Hi, Anita, how was that girl's problem?

Speaker 11 (07:37):
Boy?

Speaker 17 (07:37):
Because she's calling me and harassing me.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 20 (07:40):
She was so nice.

Speaker 17 (07:41):
First of all, she said she's reporting me to the ASPCA. Okay, Nita,
not nothing.

Speaker 13 (07:47):
The cat's been like that for a long time.

Speaker 15 (07:49):
His hair is growing back, so.

Speaker 17 (07:51):
Oh, please, here's something wrong.

Speaker 13 (07:53):
Not normal for a cat to look like that.

Speaker 17 (07:55):
This woman calls me again, I'm calling the police on her, Anida,
she was the nicest woman. You must have said something
to agra and say anything to aggravate her.

Speaker 11 (08:03):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 16 (08:04):
You don't care.

Speaker 17 (08:05):
About that cat? Road Please, I'm in work and I
don't want to be aggravated.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
This is what you gotta do, Anita.

Speaker 17 (08:14):
You gotta give me the bill from the Vet. I'm
not giving you nothing, Rose, and you can tell her
she can go and report me. I want her to
and I'm gonna you know what, I'm calling the cops.
She harass me, and you could tell her, I said, so.

Speaker 21 (08:24):
She's just doing her job though, but Liz's not doing
her job. She's a flawyer.

Speaker 15 (08:28):
They can't do that.

Speaker 21 (08:30):
Rose, don't fall for this.

Speaker 22 (08:32):
This is what you gotta do now.

Speaker 13 (08:34):
I don't have to do anything to anybody.

Speaker 15 (08:36):
Nobody could tell me what to do.

Speaker 17 (08:38):
You understand me.

Speaker 15 (08:39):
Tell her to go her mother.

Speaker 16 (08:41):
That's what I want you to tell her.

Speaker 15 (08:43):
She's an idiot. Rose.

Speaker 17 (08:45):
I'm not gonna get myself stressed out and aggravated.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I want her to come to my house.

Speaker 17 (08:49):
I want her to come here because I will rip
her apart. Okay, tell her to leave me the bloon.
You know what, I'm gonna call her cell phone, right, Anita?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
What?

Speaker 13 (09:00):
Anita?

Speaker 16 (09:01):
Your sister's playing his phone tap on you?

Speaker 23 (09:05):
You idiot, you idiot?

Speaker 15 (09:11):
Yeah, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 24 (09:18):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 15 (09:22):
The Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
I do believe we have a problem. The most our
ranks involving gandhi.

Speaker 13 (09:38):
Oh, first of.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
All, you and your incredibly, incredibly handsome boyfriend Brandon. You
guys went to Antigua.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
We did.

Speaker 9 (09:46):
Did you love it?

Speaker 8 (09:47):
Oh my gosh. It was incredible, just when you think
the water can't get more beautiful from one island to
the next. I have never seen water like that. It
was amazing.

Speaker 9 (09:55):
But there was this.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
One tour guide that was driving you around and what
did he do to you?

Speaker 8 (09:59):
I think you us okay. So we're driving around and
he says, I want you guys to try all of
the local fair and you know me, I'm like, yes,
give it to me. I will try anything new. So
he picks a little seed off of a tree, and
he picked a flower and he said, this is what
we call the tree of life. This thing has so
many cancer curing agents, like it has all of these
health benefits, and it's delicious. We drink it all the

(10:22):
time and tea. We just eat the seeds raw.

Speaker 25 (10:24):
Try it.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
I tried it, and I thought I was gonna die.
I actually experienced what I believe is a panic attack.
For the first time because I immediately got sweaty. I
didn't know what I was gonna do. I felt like
I was gonna vomit everywhere in the back of this
person's car, and I didn't want to offend him because
I was like, if this is something that all of
these people love so much and they eat it, and
it's just amazing, how rude of me to throw up

(10:46):
when they've offered it to me. But I was gonna puke.
And my boyfriend saw it and he was kind of
going through the same thing. He leaned over, cups his
hands together and said, just do it. Just throw up
in my hands and I will toss it out the window.

Speaker 26 (10:58):
Ah love, And I did, and he threw it out
the window.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
I was like, Oh, you're so gross. I love you
so much.

Speaker 9 (11:08):
We're disgusting.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Oh God, just do it and I'll throw it out.
So you threw up your boyfriend's hands and he tossed it.
What did he do with the residual?

Speaker 8 (11:22):
I mean, I think no, he had some napkins, so
he tossed it out the window. Then he poured a
little bit of water onto his hands and used napkins.
And I had hand sanitizer, of course, but I was like,
oh my gosh, I don't think I've loved you more
in my life than I do it this minute. It's
so gross.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Oh well, well, the fact that your boyfriend Brandon actually
cupped his hands for you to have a way to
throw up really talks about how much he loves you,
which makes me a little surprised about what you did
to him in the swimming pool. It's now time for it,
all right, all right? Now, you know, while and Antiga,

(11:58):
they were staying at this great hotel and they went
into this great pool. Lot of other travelers were there
with you. Go ahead and tell everyone what happened, and
let's get to the bottom of this, all right.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
So we're standing there just having to chat. Everyone's getting
a little bit tipsy, and this woman, who was pretty attractive,
swims over and says, hey, is it awkward? Can I
just talk to you for a couple seconds? And she
was talking to Brandon. So she starts speaking to him
and she's talking about his tattoos. Now, Brandon is tattooed
from the neck down. He is covered in tattoos, So

(12:30):
that happens. But then she's standing there and she's clearly
interested in him, so she's kind of touching him and
pointing at different tattoos right in front of you, right
in front of me.

Speaker 11 (12:39):
Ah.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
So I just floated away. I was like, all right,
enjoy this. My sister and her fiance are right next
to us.

Speaker 12 (12:46):
I'll go over there.

Speaker 8 (12:47):
So he's sitting there shooting me death like daggers, just
death stairs. What are you doing? And I thought, I'm
being polite. I'm not going to be that crazy girl
that lurks and makes it uncomfortable when some girl's hitting
on you. Maybe this feels good to you, Maybe you
enjoy it. Then the woman's husband screams at her, are.

Speaker 12 (13:05):
You effing kidding me?

Speaker 5 (13:06):
What the ever you doing?

Speaker 11 (13:08):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (13:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (13:09):
She stops.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
And I look over and I'm kind of giggling, And
Brandon was like, you think this is funny? That was
so messed up of you? How could you just leave
me with this woman? That's so rude. I would never
do that to you. That's horrible. I thought I was
being nice. He says, I was being terrible. What would
you do?

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Froggy? Was it Gandhi that had the problem or Brandon
that had the problem? Is it you it's it.

Speaker 10 (13:31):
Then in this case, I hate to break what we
call the bro code, but I think Brandon's the one
with the problem.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
Yeah, I mean she just moved, you know what. She's like.
I don't want to start anything. I don't want to
I don't want to cause a problem.

Speaker 10 (13:45):
I'm just gonna go over here and this can happen,
and when he wants to get out of the conversation,
he can get out of the conversation.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
I got I gotta go with Gandhi on this time.
I'm sorry, thank you. Otherwise she controlling, Yes, controlling bitch. Girlfriend.
What are you doing talking to my man like that?
Nothing good comes out?

Speaker 8 (14:02):
Yeah, I mean this woman didn't even acknowledge my existence.
So what am I gonna do? Just standing there and
be like, oh, I see you're touching my boyfriend. He's
a big boy. He can get away from it if
you want, right, What about.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
You, scary?

Speaker 14 (14:12):
Just like Froggy said, I do believe that you know,
you have a lot of pride in your relationship, You
have a lot of security, you have high self esteem.
The both of you as a couple are really strong.
You swimming away and just letting it happen. That's on Brandon.

Speaker 9 (14:27):
It's him.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Hey, I'm just saying, all right, what about you, Danielle.

Speaker 16 (14:33):
I'm sorry, I think it's totally Gandhy. All right, bleep,
you bitch, get the hell away from my guy. I
would never have swam away. I would have stood there
the whole time, first of all, trying to make an
excuse in my head to get him away from her,
and making sure her hands didn't go in certain places
where I'd have to cut them.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Off because she was actually she was touching his tattoo, Yes,
she was.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
She was touching his chest, she was touching his arms.

Speaker 13 (14:59):
Sha, yeah, don't be touching nothing.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Give to a Strandon. Side one on Gandhi said, what
about you? Straight mate? Okay, sorry Gandhi, it's you, Okay.

Speaker 27 (15:09):
I say this because as it's you as an attractive man.
Oh my god, I have had this happen and bosses
problems and I'm not I'm not asking for the attention.

Speaker 28 (15:24):
It just happens, right, So please just save me. I
don't want this to happen. I'm not encouraging this to happen.
It happened to me on my vacation. I didn't want
it to happen. It happens.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
Just save me.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
You still have saved him.

Speaker 8 (15:36):
Your girlfriends like, get away from him, don't touch my man.
You're not gonna be like yo.

Speaker 11 (15:40):
What is wrong?

Speaker 29 (15:41):
You could just be like, hey, honey, let's go grab
a drink over here.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
That's all you needed to do.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
That's good. You're right.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
What about you?

Speaker 9 (15:47):
Sam?

Speaker 12 (15:47):
So, I think Ganda, you're the problem.

Speaker 29 (15:49):
I do.

Speaker 12 (15:50):
And it's not because it's a jealous girlfriend thing. It's
because you know him so well. You know he doesn't
like it.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
That's you, it's correct.

Speaker 12 (15:58):
Help him out.

Speaker 8 (16:00):
Yeah, I mean, all right, I think it was me.
Then I guess because I do know that he gets uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Wait, I haven't given my yes. Oh okay, Gandhi, this
is the guy who held his hands out for you tube.
You know what if it was turned the other way.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
If there was a guy that came up to you
and started touching your tattoos and talking about them, and
Brandon walked away?

Speaker 8 (16:25):
Hmmm yeah, okay, so word for word that is what
he said. He said, Really, what if the situation was reversed?
Do you think I would just leave you with some
guy touching you?

Speaker 30 (16:35):
No?

Speaker 8 (16:35):
I wouldn't and it's not okay to do that to
me because I'm a guy.

Speaker 12 (16:38):
You stay here, right damn.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
And you know what, another thing that's kind of interesting,
even though we're having by the way, uh, it's you
hit that thing. I just wanted to hear that. That's
the only thing I like about this bit. I find
it interesting that the lady's husband was like, what the
are you doing over here? Is if they may been
having a fight already and she was doing this just

(17:02):
to make him jealous and pissed off.

Speaker 8 (17:03):
I don't know, just a thought very possible. Yeah, maybe
I don't know what was going on, but that guy
was not having it were I started laughing so hard
my sister and I were dying. She said, oh, I
guess it is a problem.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Hey, So my question is this, and this makes me think,
what how much jealousy do we want our partners to have?
I mean, look, you know it's I think it's very
very cool that you said, you know what, I trust you.
I don't have to keep an eye on you. I'm
just gonna leave you alone whatever. I get that, But
isn't it nice to have someone go a little nutty
over you sometimes? Ago I'm not gonna leave you alone

(17:36):
with them. I'm to be right here next to you.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
Yeah, I've realized. I think that's what you're supposed to do.
I don't like any jealousy at all. I like everybody
to just be cool and calm and collected and confident.
And I was kind of encouraged. I was like, Oh,
this hot chick is flirting with my boyfriend. Maybe he
likes it. He did not appreciate it at all, so
I guess maybe just to make people feel good, sometimes
you have to be like, hey, what are you doing?
Get away from mine?

Speaker 5 (17:59):
And easy to say?

Speaker 31 (18:00):
What?

Speaker 5 (18:00):
If I was him, I would have done this. If
I had been in Brandon's place, I probably would have said, hey, you,
where are you going to come back here? I would
have called you back. He's a big boy, He'll figure
his way out of the situation.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 13 (18:12):
He might have been uncomfortable, you know you.

Speaker 9 (18:13):
Want to Yeah, I wouldn't let him leave.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
I wouldn't let him. I've got Kaylee on twenty four.
Let's go see what Kaylee says.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Hey, Kayley, hello, good morning, well, good morning.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
By the way, let's not let h straight Night's line
as an attractive man myself slip by, so.

Speaker 29 (18:31):
Just stay in fat.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Oh no, I cringe. I'm sorry, date, but I cringed.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah, we all cringed a little, and we all threw
up in our mouths a little. Yeah, Kaylee, what do
you what are you thinking? Kayley?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
So I am a firm believer in taking care of
your own business, and I think Gandhi is you know,
she's comfortable in the relationship. Brandon's a big boy. He
can put that boundary on himself. You know, he's comfortable
with someone uh touching him or like impeding his personal

(19:05):
space bubble. He needs to be the one to set
that boundary. Oh, completely completely understand where don He's coming from.
Where he's just like, you know what I'm I'm I'm comfortable.
Whatever I'm gonna I'll keep an eye, but I'm not
gonna be weird about it.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yeah, so you think so he thinks if she If
you you think if Gandi had just stayed there, that
would have been weird about it.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Not necessarily, I mean, if she stayed, that's one thing,
and Brandon could have definitely worked in like oh yeah,
this is my girlfriend or something like that. But either way,
I think Ghani handled the situation and in an appropriate manner.
And if Brandon was uncomfortable, like he's a big boy,
he doesn't need he doesn't need a Knight in Shining

(19:54):
Armor to come save him.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
No, I agree with that. Yeah, I don't know, but
sometimes I wonder, Kaylee, just hear me out. And I
don't think this is the case between Brandon and Gandhi,
but I wonder if some people would have left, like
someone would have left Brandon there just to test him
and see how he could do. Let's let the games begin,
all right, Kayley, thank you for listening to us. Go

(20:16):
have a great day. Okay, thank you you too, all right,
thank you? All right, there you go. Alicia on line twenty,
it's just all all pissed off. Oh my gosh, what's up, Alicia? Oops?
Wait wait start over Sover, what's up? What's going on?

(20:37):
I said, Okay, well we can't. What did she say offline?
She said she's gonna be throwing hands, Elvis.

Speaker 12 (20:46):
That's what I said.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
That's what I said. If I had stayed there, I
felt like I had to pee in the pool because
I would be marking my territory like it was just
so weird.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
You should have brand.

Speaker 15 (21:01):
But it's just the thing.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
It's not even I don't think.

Speaker 16 (21:03):
That it's being like like you said, oh insecure. That
bitch had no right putting her hands on Brandon and Spare.

Speaker 15 (21:12):
She should know.

Speaker 16 (21:13):
And look, if I say something now, she won't go
put her hands on somebody else's boyfriend in the future.

Speaker 13 (21:19):
So learn to keep your hands to yourself.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
Yeah, but you're not keeping your hands to yourself. If
you start throwing.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
She she's your hands. Hold on, I have Alicia back. Sorry,
Lisia had a bad connection. Now what else is on
your mind?

Speaker 32 (21:34):
Alicia, I totally agree with Danielle.

Speaker 30 (21:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 32 (21:39):
No one is touching my husband like that. Nope, nope,
nope no.

Speaker 16 (21:43):
And you're so submissive. He would just he would just
sit there.

Speaker 32 (21:46):
And like be awkward about it and not know how
to say, like, Okay, you're in my personal space. So
that's where I come in, right.

Speaker 15 (21:54):
All right?

Speaker 16 (21:54):
Sometimes yeah, all right, tell each other.

Speaker 33 (22:00):
Yeah yeah, Alisha, Alicia, thank you very much for falling
on the side of Santa.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
We appreciate I like that. That's the same.

Speaker 33 (22:15):
It's you you all right, Uh, well, that was it.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
That was it's you. It's them.

Speaker 13 (22:21):
Dude, I wasn't even there and I want to slap her.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah.

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Speaker 5 (23:16):
Where's intern Aaron? I have a story? Hey, we love pets,
we love our animals. Yes, have you ever raised fish?

Speaker 8 (23:23):
Yes? I'm actually planning to get a fish a sap.
I want to get a beta fish in a planter.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Okay, have you seen those? You can do that?

Speaker 8 (23:30):
They're pretty cool?

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Yeah, yeah, beta fish, get a beta fish.

Speaker 8 (23:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (23:33):
But you have to have only one bit of fish.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
Yes, a beta fish like a crowd.

Speaker 13 (23:37):
No, but they fight each other, kill each other.

Speaker 9 (23:39):
No stop.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
I have the only reason I even want to get
the fish is because I want to name it Beta
Gandhi Meda Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
I get it. So I was when I was a kid.
I had tons of fish.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
I love.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
I love my aquarium. Yeah, I love.

Speaker 16 (23:53):
I had a shark and I had a sting ray.
Oh my god, I used to get in trouble. Well,
we made the mistake. We went to one of those
carn We won the little goldfish when you throw the
pink pong bowls, and that was it. And then we
wound up with one hundred and fifty gallon fish tank
by the end of it all. Yes, and my dad
would yell at me because I would go to the
tank and open it up and pet the sting right,
he goes, you know, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yeah, I guess we learned why right, Hey, so intern erin,
good morning.

Speaker 12 (24:18):
Good morning, thank you for coming in, of course.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
So now you're a fish enthusiast as well. Right, Yes,
now you had a beta fish. Yes, Now, how old
do beta fish normally live?

Speaker 34 (24:29):
He normally lived three to five years. Three to five years, yes,
and mine lived for about like ten years. And yeah,
so I thought that I had the longest living beta
fish ever. And about a month ago I found out
why that was.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
So, So, what was your secret to make a typically
five year fish turn into a ten year beta fish?

Speaker 34 (24:47):
My parents kept replacing it, so so you know, when
one died, they would just buy me another one.

Speaker 13 (24:55):
Oh my god, I think that's good parenting.

Speaker 34 (24:58):
Yeah, they didn't know.

Speaker 12 (24:59):
Is that good parent How old were you?

Speaker 34 (25:03):
I got it when I was three, I think.

Speaker 8 (25:04):
So let me tell you.

Speaker 16 (25:07):
Parents can tell you three year old, your fish drop dead,
you go by the same fish, it's a lie.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
Oh, my parents would be like, your fish is dead.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
So wait, so this fish is going to dead with loss.

Speaker 15 (25:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
This fish really lived until you were thirteen years old, yes,
and so you must have been just over the moon.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
I was.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
So what were you thinking at that time, Like, did
you feel like you had something to do with this
ten year old fish?

Speaker 15 (25:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 34 (25:32):
I thought that it was just like the most special
fish in the world.

Speaker 15 (25:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
When you lost it at thirteen, I bet you were devastated.

Speaker 34 (25:42):
I was, but I had a dog at that point,
so like I had something to replace it dog.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
It was I don't know who's tell the truth that
the dog is eighty five years old.

Speaker 13 (25:51):
Did you live on a you know, like a farm
growing up?

Speaker 35 (25:54):
No?

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Okay, okay, Aaron, at what point in your life? And
why did your mother finally tell you that they replaced
your beta fish for five years just to think make
you think it lived to be ten years old.

Speaker 34 (26:06):
So about a month ago I was talking to her
about the fish and she was like, oh, like, which
Dorothy are you talking about? Which I was like, what
do you mean? And she goes, oh, we kept replacing
it to keep it alive.

Speaker 8 (26:16):
Wow, okay, so sweet, but yeah, but were you alive?

Speaker 9 (26:21):
I was a little mad, Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 34 (26:22):
I was like, how did you keep that from me
for like what seven years after the fish?

Speaker 8 (26:26):
The last fish there? I have a lot of questions.
Well you made them finally say okay, now Dorothy's the dog.

Speaker 34 (26:34):
I don't know the dog.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
I mean, they essentially could have just kept going till today.

Speaker 12 (26:40):
Dorothy could still be alive.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Dorothy could still be alive.

Speaker 34 (26:43):
I would have never known, I.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Know, So you know what this is not unusual that
parents bend the truth for kids. I'm sure if you,
if you're really probe, you could find something else. Your
mom and dad or your mom was not completely honest
about Daniel. You're a mom, yes, and I know that
you don't.

Speaker 13 (27:01):
I've got things do you have?

Speaker 5 (27:04):
You don't want don't want to divulge. So with me,
it was cats because I had cats growing up.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
I love cats. I'm a cat and dog person, which
is some people don't understand that. But but you know,
every once in a while a cat would disappear and
mom would say, you know, we took him out to
the farm because we had a piece of property out there. Cats,
you know, Fluffy, yeah, Sugar whatever her name was living
in the barn, chasing mice and living a happy, happy life.

Speaker 16 (27:30):
They did that to me with a chicken. I had
a pet chicken named Tweety that we found walking around
the bronx.

Speaker 13 (27:36):
Don't ask questions.

Speaker 16 (27:37):
My dad made it a little pen in the backyard,
and one day my Mom's like, oh, yeah, Tweety went
to live on the farm. And I'm still to this
day convinced. I don't think she cooked it, because she
would never have done that. But I'm still to this
day thinking maybe he died and they didn't tell me.

Speaker 13 (27:51):
But she's like, no, you know, you know we should call.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Can we call her mom? Let's see what happened to tweety.
It's time to get to the bottom of this. What
about you, Gandi? Do you do end parents lie to
their Indian kids.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
I can't speak for all of them, but mine sure didn't.
My mom picked me up from a slumber party one
day with my dead bird in a shoe box oh
and told me I'm really sorry to tell you this,
but shemmy's dead. Here he is. And then the person
whose house I was sleeping out over at she owned
like or she had all these different creatures. She rehabed
them for wildlife, and she's like, the only reason I
brought chummy over was to find out what happened. And

(28:22):
I opened the box and there's my dead bird. She
did not try to.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Show So do you okay? Question? Do you feel do
you feel you wish she would have sugarcoated it and
told you that you want to know the truth.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Yes, I'm so glad that every question I asked my
parents they were one hundred percent honest about.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
But Aaron, are you sort of happy that your your
mom bought you several Dorothy Beta fish?

Speaker 34 (28:42):
I kind of am. I mean I was probably like
five or six when the first one died, So I
feel like I would have stated, like.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
How would have changed your life? What different trajectory?

Speaker 9 (28:53):
I feel like this is wrong to deal with loss? Yeah, yeah, exactly,
this has been to deal with this is the way
things go. Everything.

Speaker 16 (29:01):
At three years old, you're supposed to be protecting your
kids from things like that.

Speaker 9 (29:04):
You don't happened.

Speaker 13 (29:06):
No, I'm sorry, Grandma.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Gran Grandma one at a time.

Speaker 16 (29:14):
If Grandma dies, that's a different story.

Speaker 13 (29:17):
That's something that you can place grandma. But a fish,
you can go out and get another fish.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
Okay, But what if your kid did something to the
fish to kill it, and then you need to teach
them you can't do that.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
That's that's okay. Hold on, please, please you people. Let's
go back to grandma.

Speaker 7 (29:35):
Let's say you walk into grandma's house for dinner for
lunch on Sunday like you've gone. You've gone to grandma's
house every Sunday since you were a little little girl,
and Grandma just looks different.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Let's say she she has curly she has curly hair.
Now Grandma now has curly hair, and the food doesn't
taste the same, and she doesn't know where her bedroom is.

Speaker 36 (30:01):
I mean, you guys, how far can you going replace grandma?

Speaker 5 (30:08):
His grandma? She just looked different today she did her hair. Grandma,
your hair is different. You smell different, do you, Aaron?
Do you feel like you're you're you're okay? I mean,
you're gonna get through this.

Speaker 34 (30:20):
I think I'm gonna get through it all right.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Best of luck to your intern air and everyone.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Ye parents got lucky to her parents got lucky that
they that she never found the fish herself when it passed.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Well, no, you just flush them right down.

Speaker 8 (30:34):
Yeah, but what if she was just walking by like
they found it every time that it died.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Because it's really weird because the house I grew up
in is no longer in the family. But I know
in that backyard there are so many all the bones
of all the animals that it was, all the fish,
all the frogs.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
There were a couple of kittens back there and cats,
and I mean, it's it's a it's a it's a
pet graveyard.

Speaker 25 (30:54):
We have that too.

Speaker 8 (30:55):
My mom's house pet cemetery, pet cemetery exactly.

Speaker 16 (30:58):
You walk around my mom's yard and there's little like
headstones and all kinds from all the animals that pass.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
I bet you got people back there.

Speaker 8 (31:09):
I want to know how Danielle found a chicken wandering
in the bronx, but she said, don't ask.

Speaker 16 (31:13):
Somebody got it for an Easter pet, and then they
let it out, and so.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Your mother here, my dad, call back, call back, I
got to call it here.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Hello, Gina.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Hi, Yeah, So, uh you think.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
It's good or bad to replace the fish for your
kids and not tell them. It's a different way.

Speaker 37 (31:34):
My son's only two, so he wouldn't notice.

Speaker 19 (31:37):
But I want to replace the fish for my husband
because it's crazy.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Okay, that's very nice.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
I had nothing wrong with that, all right, you're a
good person, chee. It's okay. You just want to make
them happy.

Speaker 16 (31:48):
It's like if you lost your diamond earrings accidentally replace
them so your husband doesn't get upset.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
There makes makes sense to me, all right, Well, thank you, Gina. Thanks.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Okay, So if okay, how many people listening show up hands,
I won't be able to see them. But uh, you
had a dog a pet disappear, and your mom and
dad told you they took the dog to the dog farm.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Right, Okay, God only knows what really happened to the dog,
but the dogs the dog farm.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Here's my question for you. If you live outside the
city limits, do you live near this dog farm?

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Would you call me? Is there really a dog farm?
Is it out there by the poor farm that my
parents kept telling me we were moving to.

Speaker 12 (32:30):
Yeah, and the bad Girls home.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Try next to the bad Girls farm and the poor
farm and the dog farm.

Speaker 8 (32:38):
My parents used to threaten me with deporting me to India.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Wait, maybe all these farms, Maybe all these farms are
in India.

Speaker 10 (32:44):
Maybe is the poor house on the poor farm because
that's where we were always going to them.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
I don't know. Do you have them on the farm?

Speaker 38 (32:51):
Yes, Garrett, I went to the farm for the kids
who couldn't finish their dinner.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Oh did you?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 38 (32:55):
I was gonna be sent to that farm if I
didn't finish my dinner every minute.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
So, Garrett, your mother's said, if you don't finish your dinner,
you're going to the farm that they set up just
for kids that don't finish their dinner.

Speaker 38 (33:07):
She would pick up the phone, start having a conversation
with someone, and then one day the operator was on
the other line. My mom started having a conversation with
the operator. The operator started playing along.

Speaker 29 (33:17):
Scared me straight.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I had every meal. I there you go. It's out
there by the poor farm and the dog's farm in India,
in your.

Speaker 11 (33:27):
Love or not.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
I gotta move on, I gotta move on. Okay, here
we go. Okay, Hi, hello, Daniel's mom. Sorry to bother you.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
So when Danielle was a little girl, her chicken tweety.
We need to know what happened, really, what happened to
the chicken tweety?

Speaker 12 (33:47):
Did you really send tweety to the farm?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
It was chiky tweety. I don't even remember chicky tweety.
We had a chicken, chicken, real chick. As far as
I know, he went to a farm and he was
supposed to be a special chicken. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Okay, my nose.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
It pooped all over the hat of the place.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Yeah, I know, so, missus Monaro. Here's when I was
growing up. Every time I would lose a pet, they
would tell me, oh, we took the dog to the farm.
He's living on a farm. With dogs.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
And then you know, we just heard from our intern
Aaron her mom kept replacing her fish for like ten years.
Sometimes parents in order to protect their kids, they love them,
they tell them these things. Now, now you've been telling
Danielle that Tweety the chicken went to a special chicken farm.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
I really didn't think that. It's she's a grown woman.

Speaker 16 (34:37):
Now, if Tweety died and you didn't want to tell me,
you could tell me now.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
No, I have no idea my parents did that to me?

Speaker 9 (34:45):
Did you cook it?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
No?

Speaker 22 (34:46):
I I had a.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Cat and it went operation, so sus what they called me?
And I kept asking and asking. They never said anything, said, oh,
he's still in the hospital. He was still in the hospital.
So then of course I forgot about it years after years, right,
and then when I grew up, they told me that,
oh they didn't want to pay for the operations, so
they had him put down. Oh it was a grown

(35:08):
up when I found out they killed my cat.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
How can you think of.

Speaker 13 (35:11):
Cat's in the hospital? Like you like, they kept telling,
like how long did ban tell you that? For?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
When you're you know, you're a little kid, and you
keep asking and then bang, you figure Okay, maybe he's
recalled cuperating.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
I know, I didn't didn't put a cat in a hospice,
in the intensive in the ICU, the intensive cat unit.

Speaker 9 (35:31):
He's been moving to the cat rehab.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
I know, but but you know what, no offense. I
love you, missus, minow you know I do. But you
still haven't answered the question what happened to?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Any One that would know the answer to that is
probably a father. But I.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Is he there?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
He's probably having Oh, he's probably having breakfast bam with
his friends. You have to call him on his cell phone.
I probably did already, right, But wait a minute.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
So you didn't have the type of relationship with your
husband at that time where he would say, you know,
I had to take Danny's chicken out to this whatever.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
She wouldn't told us the truth because we had a
dog and I came home and the dog was gone.
What happened to the dog?

Speaker 5 (36:10):
God? What is it with your house? All these animals?

Speaker 9 (36:13):
Animals?

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Remind me not to bring my dog over there?

Speaker 37 (36:15):
Documentary?

Speaker 5 (36:16):
All right, missus, have a nice dag.

Speaker 16 (36:21):
Alright, well, wait, you have to understand why he took
the dog to the pound.

Speaker 13 (36:24):
The dog we bought it.

Speaker 16 (36:26):
We got it from the pound and it started biting
everyone in the fight. He didn't want the kids to
get hurt, so my dad took it to the pound.

Speaker 13 (36:32):
That's what happened with the.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Have your dad here? Yes? Uh, Roy, yes, sorry is
my favorite. Sorry to bother you, but we have it.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
We have a question, Okay, when when Danny was a
little girl, she had her little chicken, Tweety the chicken,
and she was told that Tweety went off to a
special chicken farm.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
We want to know the truth. Did did she? Did
the chicken really pass away? And you just wanted to
protect your daughter from the truth?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
No, no, no, Actually then the chicken was a Rhode
Island red, which is a very very non common chicken.
A guy that worked for me, his name was Louie.
His family owned a farm upstate. And what he did
very was that.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Next to the poor farm that my parents almost girls farm. Now,
let me ask you this, this chicken farm was it
a Kentucky and he was run by some kernel.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Unfortunately I never met the guy who owned this farm,
but I that, uh, the guy that did work for me, Louis.
I know he was very up, uh, you know, very honest.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Of course, there's always a guy named Louis involved.

Speaker 16 (37:42):
Actually, he was a special chicken that only that they
needed for the eggs, and that they weren't going to
eat it.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
They told a Rhode Island red.

Speaker 9 (37:54):
Roy Roy, don't lie. Did you guys cook the chicken?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Roy?

Speaker 9 (37:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
That we didn't do well. And you will tell you
about the time that I brought home a fresh killed
turkey for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
I would need it.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
What happened nobody the family would eat it.

Speaker 9 (38:09):
That It's like, what do you think they do with
all the other ones dangers?

Speaker 5 (38:16):
It's like a lobster in the tank. It's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
You just choose, not choosing anything, all right, exactly.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
So this turkey did you take into a farm, the
Purdue farm.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
No, the chicken turkey.

Speaker 13 (38:35):
Daddy's birthday, happy Bergs.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Chicken killer? All right, all right, go back to breakfast.
We love you by all right, but there you go.
So now it took thirty minutes to get.

Speaker 11 (38:47):
To the I love.

Speaker 10 (38:49):
I sent the chicken up state. That's the who goes
to jail chicken.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
It was a special chicken and a guy, and I
worked with a guy named Louis.

Speaker 15 (38:57):
Ever wondered what we look like.

Speaker 11 (39:00):
Do you think I look in bread?

Speaker 4 (39:01):
I do.

Speaker 15 (39:02):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Daran
in the Morning Show. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran,
the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
It is indeed a phone tap tag team. It's Danielle
and Scary. Which one of you is going to set
it up?

Speaker 13 (39:16):
I'm going to set it up?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
You go?

Speaker 11 (39:18):
All right?

Speaker 16 (39:18):
So Angela emails us and wants to play a phone
tap on her roommate Christine. The two of them just
moved out of an apartment and they're patiently waiting for
their deposit check. So I'm going to stand in the
way of that, and then Scary he's going to jump
in later as the office manager.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
All right, see what happens in our tag team phone tap.

Speaker 16 (39:34):
Let's listen in well, Christine, this is Nicole Miley.

Speaker 13 (39:38):
I'm calling you from the l Laurels. How are you
this morning?

Speaker 11 (39:41):
Good?

Speaker 15 (39:41):
How are you good?

Speaker 16 (39:42):
I know you're waiting for a check for a little
over nine hundred dollars. I'm just calling to let you
know that you will probably not be receiving that check.

Speaker 13 (39:51):
Why they're complaining that there's.

Speaker 16 (39:53):
Mold on the wall in the bedroom, and so we
did some investigating and it appears that it's because of
dog urination.

Speaker 22 (40:00):
I have a girl dog, first of all, and that
would not be possible because she'd have to lift up
her leg to do that, and that's not how girl
dog's pee.

Speaker 16 (40:07):
Well, unfortunately, the pea is from a dog, and the
only dog that lived in that room was your dog.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 16 (40:14):
Just because you can't let your dog pee outside, that's
not my problem.

Speaker 21 (40:17):
I want to see the paperwork that you have that
confirms that it is in fact my dog, And that's
scientific evidence that you have that it is dog urine,
and I would like it mailed to me.

Speaker 13 (40:27):
Who are you to tell me to send you anything
in the mail because you are.

Speaker 21 (40:31):
Withholding money that belongs to me and now you are revoking.
So I want to see the evidence that confirms that
the money does not belong to me.

Speaker 16 (40:40):
Now, okay, can you hold on one second please?

Speaker 13 (40:42):
I am so done with this conversation.

Speaker 15 (40:45):
Do you hear that she is crazy?

Speaker 22 (40:47):
Oh my god, seriously, this lady, these.

Speaker 16 (40:51):
Dog owners are own She probably trusts her dog up
in like two tubes and stuff.

Speaker 13 (40:55):
Hello, you know what.

Speaker 22 (40:57):
I want to speak to your manager for.

Speaker 19 (40:59):
Your rude at it towards me.

Speaker 15 (41:01):
That is rude and uncalled for.

Speaker 21 (41:03):
Now, let me speak to your manager about your rude
attitude towards me, or I'm gonna file a rest and
charge against you.

Speaker 13 (41:10):
Okay, hold on, I'll get my manager for you.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Hold on, Hello, this is John.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Why is my employee in and up war over here?

Speaker 8 (41:18):
Well?

Speaker 22 (41:19):
First of all, she was very.

Speaker 19 (41:20):
Rude to me.

Speaker 14 (41:21):
Something you must have said had to have gotten.

Speaker 13 (41:23):
Who cursed at me?

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Uhha? You cursed at her?

Speaker 15 (41:26):
I did not curse at her, Yes she did.

Speaker 13 (41:28):
She called me a bitch.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
You called her a bitch. Oh my god, Christine.

Speaker 14 (41:33):
What it comes down to is our word against yours.
As a matter of fact, we should be billing you.

Speaker 22 (41:37):
You can't. Everything said and done.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Now, could you have a credit card on file?

Speaker 14 (41:43):
I'm going to make a three hundred dollars charge to
your credit card this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
How does that sound?

Speaker 21 (41:48):
No, I'm not paying randerd dollars unless I see the
paperwork and you can prove to me that it's my dog.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Just put it under the heading processing fee.

Speaker 22 (41:56):
You can't just charge me for something that you haven't
even sent me a bill with you guys said that
you were going to credit my account, and now you're
telling me that you're going.

Speaker 21 (42:04):
To just charge me.

Speaker 14 (42:05):
Obviously you have a personal vendetta against Nicole.

Speaker 11 (42:09):
No, I don't.

Speaker 22 (42:09):
I'm trying to take care of this amakabable.

Speaker 21 (42:11):
With you and you guys are refusing to provide me
simple paperwork.

Speaker 14 (42:16):
We are going green in this office. Okay, so paper
is a hot commodity around here.

Speaker 22 (42:20):
I want a copy of the paperwork.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
We're tree huggers in this office.

Speaker 11 (42:24):
I have stocks.

Speaker 21 (42:26):
You cannot charge my card.

Speaker 25 (42:27):
I have no bill.

Speaker 14 (42:28):
You know, you're getting a little loud and a little
testy with me, and I don't appreciate you're.

Speaker 15 (42:32):
Not getting loud.

Speaker 11 (42:33):
I do not charge you. Guys told me that you.

Speaker 13 (42:36):
Were going to be giving me a rEFInd I told
you she was a bit.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
It's a little bach.

Speaker 19 (42:41):
Are you for real?

Speaker 16 (42:42):
This is Danielle Manarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,
and you just got phone tests.

Speaker 13 (42:46):
Oh don't do that to me.

Speaker 21 (42:48):
My dad's calling me apartment complex.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Dam it, it's all Angela's fault.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
Oh come on, I love you.

Speaker 19 (42:56):
I can't believe you guys did that to me.

Speaker 15 (43:00):
Phone tap.

Speaker 24 (43:02):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates, the.

Speaker 15 (43:06):
Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Now do you know the history behind the Hollywood sign
in Hollywood?

Speaker 12 (43:27):
No?

Speaker 5 (43:27):
I actually knew this, but I will now read what
sits before me. It was originally built in nineteen twenty three,
but it read Hollywood Land. It had an LA and
D on the end.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
It was simply done by a real estate company, a realtor,
a property developer who wanted to promote a property development
called Hollywood Land.

Speaker 13 (43:49):
Wow, so crazy.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
The land eventually fell off and the original sign was
just replaced with just Hollywood back in the seventies, I think.

Speaker 13 (44:00):
And wasn't the structure not really great at first? And
then they put like the steel structure up there that.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
I don't know, but I do know that we did
break in and we went up the hill and.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
We hung out, you know under the age.

Speaker 7 (44:11):
Really a lot of people you can do that, and
a lot of people go up there and take pictures,
but then you know it's it's private property, I think,
or whatever. I don't know, huh, anyway, So when they
rip down the original Hollywood Land sign, Hugh Hefner through
a benefit party at the Playboy mansion at the time
and auctioned off the original letters for thirty five thousand

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dollars a letter.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
So the H O, L, Y, wod L, A, and D.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
All those letters went for thirty five grand apiece, and
they're out there in people's homes in private collections.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
There you go, Hollywood Hollywood Land.

Speaker 13 (44:46):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Who knew Nate? Oh, I'm reading about it right now.
It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Andy Williams bought the w he did.

Speaker 39 (44:56):
Yeah, how about that Alice Cooper?

Speaker 5 (45:00):
But the oh who would have thought?

Speaker 21 (45:03):
Well?

Speaker 5 (45:03):
No one, probably Brothers Records bought the other. Oh, well,
I guess the third.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Are you gonna go through the whole thing? No, because
you don't know half of these people.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
Hey, Gandhi sent me this piece. God, where'd you find this?
Is this from medium?

Speaker 6 (45:18):
Uh?

Speaker 22 (45:18):
No?

Speaker 8 (45:19):
I actually found it on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
I love it. It's uh.

Speaker 7 (45:22):
If you're in your twenties or thirties, read these twenty
seven sentences to put yourself ahead of ninety nine percent
of people your age. Ready to go, I'm nowhere near
twenties and thirties. But I think we can all kind
of just investigate.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Shall we.

Speaker 11 (45:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Number one, ideas mean nothing, zero zilch. Execution is the
only thing that matters. It's not what you thought about doing,
it's about what you did. How many times have you
thought of a great idea and it just evaporates into
thin air?

Speaker 8 (45:51):
So many times, even when it comes to just you know, like,
for example, a podcast, I always say I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it. Had I just started doing it
when I said I wanted to, it would multiple episodes in.
But I get paralyzed thinking about things and I never execute.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
You know what, I was a kid. I was in
high school when I came up with the brilliant idea
of doing pet insurance. Oh yes, what happened there?

Speaker 13 (46:12):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 16 (46:13):
I've wanted to open a boutique, a children's entertainment company
A million times.

Speaker 13 (46:18):
Have I done it yet?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
No?

Speaker 13 (46:20):
I just talk about it.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
Look, we all need to dream.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
Dreaming is great, but you if you don't follow through
and move them into action, your dreams, you operate.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Number two. I thought this was interesting.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
It kills your energy, It numbs your ability to feel.
It's a life killer. We're talking about watching porn.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
Whoo, I think that's true.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
Now, what'shuff with that? They believe that watching porn is
just a waste of time. It rewires how you feel
about sex and intimacy.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
What else?

Speaker 8 (46:50):
Yeah, I mean I I've read that there are studies
done on the brain while watching porn that shows how
differently your brain is reacting to things, and it just
takes away so much joy and pleasure from other things
that you do in your life, because it's almost like
this overload of feelings and emotions that you wouldn't normally
have if you weren't watching that.

Speaker 11 (47:06):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Any porn addicts out there who want to give us
a rebuttal?

Speaker 16 (47:12):
No, no, no, you know, none of the guys on
the show are saying a damn.

Speaker 22 (47:16):
I know.

Speaker 13 (47:16):
Froggy's not even at his microphone right now.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
He's down the hall watching porn.

Speaker 35 (47:21):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Let's see.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Never let anyone get comfortable with disrespecting you. You know,
you can let someone walk all over you and treat
you like dirt and steal from you and take advantage
of you.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Don't let that be the norm. Number four, be selfish
with your time.

Speaker 8 (47:40):
Yes, yes, that's a big one. I mean time is
the one commodity we never get back. You will get
back money, you won't get back your time, so don't
waste it.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah, it's true. Time is fleeting and you'll never get
it back. You're absolutely right. Time's all we have. Really,
if you think about it, share your progress, not your goals.
You'll always be motivated. Now, how many times have you said,
you know what, I'm gonna lose weight and you announce
it to the world. Guess what, I'm gonna lose weight?

(48:13):
Do you no? Do you work out? I'm gonna go
work out? Why are you telling them? Do want? You
tell yourself?

Speaker 10 (48:19):
I feel sometimes people do it because that makes them
hold themselves accountable.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
It could be there is nothing better than being held accountable.

Speaker 13 (48:29):
True.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Yeah, If that's the case, you need to go pay
that gym or that that.

Speaker 7 (48:34):
That trainer a lot of money. Any other thoughts on
share your progress not your goals.

Speaker 8 (48:41):
I think sometimes when you share your goal before you've
actually started to work on it, it gives a lot
of other people chance and opportunity to jump in and
kind of knock you off your track. Not that they
would do it intentionally. But when somebody thinks that you're
working on something, people want to give you advice. They
want to tell you what you should and shouldn't do,
And you might have a plan already that you should
just execute and watch the progress from there.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
He If you guys noticed a lot lately, advice from
really smart people is keep your keep your stuff to yourself. Yeah,
stop sharing so much, which is hard for us to
do because our show is basically based on us sharing,
but there's got to be a lot of things that
we do not share.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
You're just saying, stop sharing so much. Every second you
spend comparing your life to someone else's is the second
spent wasting yours. Stop comparing. Create your own definition of
success instead.

Speaker 16 (49:29):
Oh my gosh, everybody is different and everybody's journey is different,
and that's what makes this world go round and makes
it special. So don't do what everybody else does or
compare yourself, because you're just going to drive yourself nuts.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
Next, smile, smile often smile so much. Others think you
exist in a world of optimism and positivity, because you do.
If you're not swimming in the negative, swim with the positive.
It's there. You grow rich when you seek new experiences,
not material things.

Speaker 15 (50:00):
For this.

Speaker 7 (50:00):
Yeah, you can ask anyone who's done very well financially
or success at whatever. They are successful not through the
things they've acquired, but the things that they've experienced.

Speaker 8 (50:11):
Right, And when you think back on your life and
some of the best memories, I think most of those
memories are centered around the people you were with and
the time you were having, rather than the fact that
you were spending a ton of money doing something.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
People are complaining on the text we're ruining porn. Just
understand porn.

Speaker 7 (50:30):
You know, if you use porn for the wrong reasons,
then porn has porn has taken you over. Yes, my
favorite number nine, Learn to say no, yep, respect your
time and your energy. Don't be so nice that you
yes man yourself into not having space or time for yourself.

Speaker 13 (50:49):
I took me a long time.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Yeah, you know what, you eventually learned the power the
word no. The word no is so freeing, it's so fabulous.
There's a difference between being patient and waste your time.
Explain that, Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (51:01):
Yes, I mean you can be patient with somebody and
know that they move at a different pace than you.

Speaker 22 (51:06):
Do.

Speaker 8 (51:06):
And if you're waiting for an outcome, you can wait
for them to move at their pace. But if it's
something that's never going to happen, if you're waiting for
somebody to change, and we know that people for the
most part don't change a ton at their core, then
you're wasting your time waiting for someone to change when
you could then change yourself around them.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Amen.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
You spend your entire life inside of your head, so
make inside of your head a nice place to be.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
I love that one God, the voice in your head.
How many of us have a voice in our heady does?

Speaker 8 (51:36):
That's sometimes multiples for me.

Speaker 16 (51:38):
And that's why I think taking care of your mental
state is so important, and so many people ignore it
or think it's, oh, not a big deal. It is
so much a big deal, and we all need to
take care of that.

Speaker 10 (51:49):
Oh, because we talk to ourselves worse than we would
ever let somebody else talk to us.

Speaker 7 (51:55):
I've actually found myself doing something that helps me. I'll
be thinking about, like an inner dialogue about someone I'm
mad at or something i'm pissed off at that I
can't control, and then I stop and go, wait a minute,
why are you thinking this right now, it's getting you nowhere.
You really do have to stop yourself and kind of
trip over your own curb. We're like, whoa, why am

(52:16):
I in this this? Why am I swimming in this
negativity in my head right now? What good is it
doing anyone? Then you move on, ohs.

Speaker 10 (52:24):
Do you ever go over conversations you're going to have
with somebody or the way you think a conversation will go,
like when you're in the shower, Yes, and you know what,
you can control that, Yeah, but it never goes the
way that it went in the shower for some.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Exactly because the showers out for the shower is a
wonderful safe place. If you can't find a good person,
be one.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Good.

Speaker 7 (52:47):
In today's digital first world, the greatest skill you can
leverage is the power of focused attention, and the way
to build it is through daily meditation, turning things off
and being aware.

Speaker 8 (52:58):
Yes, you're working on that right now, aren't you?

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Yeah? Pretty much?

Speaker 13 (53:00):
Tryty.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
It's a struggle, believe me.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
Yeah, you have to believe. By the way, a lot
of people wait until they're going through turmoil to start thinking.
I got to start meditating. I need to spend some
time with nature. You should be doing that anyway, so
you're prepared for when the storm hits. I learned that
the hard way several times. You have to believe in
yourself before anyone else does. That's the cornerstone upon which
real confidence is built. Hell, yes, stay curious, question everything.

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If you want something asked for it, that's.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
A huge one. I think that if you want something
asked for it is a really big problem with a
lot of people where they'll say, I wish I had
a better relationship with so and so, I wish I
could do this. Well you can. You just have to
walk down that path. It's right there. You want to
talk to somebody, ask to talk to them, start talking
to somebody that you miss. I mean, it's pretty simple,
but I understand it's scary and people need that push
to go down that path.

Speaker 7 (53:55):
The life you experience is simply a reflection of your mindset.
How true, whatever you see going on in the world,
it is what it is because you think it.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
It's that right. Is that too weird for people?

Speaker 8 (54:09):
No, not at all. I mean whether that I know
it's so cliche, But whether you think you can or
you think you can't, you're right. It's so true. You
can get in your own way, or you can be
your biggest fan.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
A lot of people are saying these days also that
forming habits is the best way to control your life,
and therefore consistency is more important than intensity, being consistent,
thinking ways, thinking things through consistently the same way. You
don't only live once, you live multiple times within one.
How many lives have.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
You had so far?

Speaker 21 (54:37):
Who?

Speaker 8 (54:38):
So many?

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Right?

Speaker 8 (54:39):
And I learn a lot from each one.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
It's great master your emotions. A calm mind can handle
every storm. Well, let's work on that one Elvis ha ha.

Speaker 10 (54:48):
I think and the other day it says I can't
control what happens to me, but I can't control how
I react to it.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Aimen, Yes, don't be lazy. Do the work.

Speaker 7 (54:57):
You won't grow from easy ever, Right, You never lose
if you never quit. There's a big difference between people
who are smart and people who get good grades.

Speaker 8 (55:09):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Money comes and money goes in life, but time only
moves in one direction. Well, time is you know, I
see a theme here. Time.

Speaker 13 (55:21):
It will never promise tomorrow.

Speaker 16 (55:22):
We always say that, you know, especially nowadays, you look
around how this world is and how crazy it is.
It's like we all need to live like today's our
last day.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
When you're hit with the reality of mortality, the fact
that you are going to leave eventually, you your life
is temporary, right, it will end? Yep, people don't remember that.
So what do you do before it ends? It could
end today, it could end in one hundred years.

Speaker 7 (55:48):
What are you doing between now and then? Keep your
standards high. Don't settle for something because it's available.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
Yes, I think that has to do with so much
more than you know job. I mean it has to
do with jobs too. But I know so many people
who are so afraid to be alone that they settle
for relationships that make them feel worse than being alone
and make them do things that they wouldn't normally do
with their life when there is actually joy and beauty
and being by yourself and discovering who you are as

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a person on your own. So don't settle for anything
you don't have to.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Who's guilty of that? Anyone here? Guilty of that? I am.

Speaker 8 (56:22):
I've done it. I've done it before for sure too.

Speaker 16 (56:24):
Would they hold on to a relationship until they have
someone else in the waiting area because they can't be
by themselves. And then they're like, Okay, I get rid
of you now because I have somebody new.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
Never expect to get back what you give, or you'll
always been disappointed. That is so true. Well, you talked
about this the other day. Life is not.

Speaker 7 (56:41):
You don't have scorecards with your friends and people you
work with, like, well, they did this, I owe them
that I did this.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
They owe me that.

Speaker 16 (56:47):
No, my mom tells me this all the time. She's like,
they're not going to act the way you want them
to act, so just do you and do what you
think is the right thing to do so that you
can live peacefully with yourself.

Speaker 7 (56:59):
Right, finally, almost finally, accept people for who they are
and not what you want them to be.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
I won't guilty that too, I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (57:06):
And finally, and this is what I've been preaching on
the show, and you guys kind of fight me on it.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
The best revenge is no revenge, forget they exist. Yeah, Gandhi, Yeah,
I know it's.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
A tough one. That's a tough one because revenge, I believe,
is a dish best served cold, and a glorious dish
at that.

Speaker 12 (57:24):
But you're probably right, really at the.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
End of the day, the best revenge is for you
to live a good life, and that probably involves letting
go of that nastiness and anger.

Speaker 10 (57:32):
As long as the revenge doesn't consume you, like if
you're just not consuming you and you're able to just
serve that little dish and walk.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
The other way. And sometimes it does give you a
little bit of a pep in your step.

Speaker 16 (57:42):
And no, guys, guys, I've had some friends tell me
some things lately and I'm like, I don't know how
you're just walking away.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Let me just the whole fact that revenge exists. Sucks.
There should be no revenge. Let it go, move on.
It happened. They're in the whatever they did. You think
you need revenge, it's in the rear view mirror. It's done,
it's gone.

Speaker 13 (58:05):
Yeah, but then they think they got away with it.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Who cares what they think? No, it's not funny. I'm
not I'm not trying to be funny. Who cares what
they think? Why are we caring what they think? That's
my point.

Speaker 15 (58:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Well, stop it does it matter if they did something stupid? Okay,
screw them, goodbye with the word no. No, I will
not be your friend. I will not let you inhabit
my head.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Is it okay for us to just believe in karma
then and wait for the karma to come and take
over whatever should be happening.

Speaker 7 (58:33):
Well, you can believe in karma, but karma. You have
nothing to do with another person's karma. That's their karma.
So if you're sitting there wishing for some bad karma
to hit someone because they you know, they did a
hit and run in your car, it does you know
good karma is gonna do what Kara is gonna do.
It's like trying to control the weather. Karma is the weather,
isn't it?

Speaker 9 (58:54):
If I sit around and wait for karma, is that bad?

Speaker 11 (58:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
You know I'm done with you.

Speaker 11 (59:00):
Karma.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
Karma always does her things. She is a bitch. Sometimes
she's a slow acting bitch, but she's a bitch. She
always comes around every time exactly.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
But Karma is like mother nature. You cannot control karma.

Speaker 8 (59:10):
Carmo.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Kara is going to going to sweep that floor when
Karma is ready.

Speaker 14 (59:14):
You know what's scary, the one about expecting not to
get back what you give. Yes, So everybody that keeps
a journal of when they have a wedding and what
people gave them and you get because what you give
them and return and going back and forth, you shouldn't
expect that maybe she'd throw the journal away.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
I've been telling you guys that I know because you
have scary you go to a wedding and if they
don't serve like really good food, he gives them a
smaller check.

Speaker 8 (59:38):
He brings it.

Speaker 13 (59:39):
He brings the blank check with him, he fills it out.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
About Oh, okay, you know what I'm saying. I'm just saying,
let it.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
If you let it go, it's kind of freeing. Look,
let me tell you something. Ninety percent of these things
on this thing I need to work with. I'm not
sitting here in preaching.

Speaker 13 (59:55):
I think everybody does anyway to.

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Speaker 12 (01:00:37):
Questions, ye, yes please?

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
How do you How well do you know your hip hop?

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Your your own classic hip hop lyrics?

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
I'd say I know them pretty well?

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Right?

Speaker 25 (01:00:49):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
What if an old white man read the lyrics to
some of your favorite hip hop hip hop songs? Would
you then be able to identify what they are that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
Could change everything?

Speaker 9 (01:01:02):
Will you read them extra white? Please?

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
All right, So here's what we want to do.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
We want to play spoken word hip hop. I, being
the old white man, will give you the spoken word
version of some of your favorite hip hop classics.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
I'll tell you what. Let's sample a couple here. By
the way, If you know your hip hop and you
think you can figure out the titles of the hip
hop classics I'm going to recite for you, you should call
Nate right now. There's money involved. Oh but if you
don't know your.

Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
Hip hop and you just screw it up, yeah, you
don't get anything. So let me run if you buy
you ready ready, And this is a very obscure one.
A lot of people don't know this unless you're kind Owe.
All right, here we go dinner. You ate it, there
is none left. It was salty with butter, and it
was death. You proceeded to eat it because you was

(01:01:59):
in the mood.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
But Holmes, you did not read it was a can
of dog food. Okay, all right, I think I did
a pretty good job with that. Yes, frog, you know
what was that?

Speaker 9 (01:02:13):
You'll be ill by Rundian seat.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
There you go, by the way. A lot of these
are very easy. I'm giving you some challenging ones like
this one. For instance, have you ever seen crocodile seats
in the truck?

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Turn around? Sit down? Let them bite yo butt?

Speaker 35 (01:02:44):
That one? I know?

Speaker 11 (01:02:46):
Hop?

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Yes, gandhi for the wind?

Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
Would that be the big timers with still fly?

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Yes, it might be turnund butts? Okay, I put those
were much more, much more challenging than the ones I'm
giving you. If you call Nate now and convince him
that you can succeed at spoken word hip hop, Nate,
you think you found someone who can figure these out?
I think I found it where do you have here, Nicole?

(01:03:15):
Nicole Nicole line eighteen? Nicole, do you know your classic
hip hop?

Speaker 37 (01:03:21):
I hope so I'm pretty confident. So I'm excited about
this one.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
So we're gonna give you some spoken word lyrics for
some classic and for some newer hip hop. Here we go.
Let's start with this one. I want to get you
in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line while
the Dirty Birds kick for Tree, and if you like
in the club, we can do it in the DJ

(01:03:46):
booth or in the back of the VIP.

Speaker 37 (01:03:51):
Oh my gosh, oh damn, you use this song. It's
right at the top of my head.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Yes, you know it.

Speaker 37 (01:04:06):
I do know it, and it's really driving me out.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Boot So do you know who did it?

Speaker 37 (01:04:12):
Can you repeat that line again?

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Oh God?

Speaker 19 (01:04:16):
The back of the band?

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Okay? And if you like it in the club, we
can do it in the DJ booth or in the
back of the VIP.

Speaker 37 (01:04:25):
I know who did it? I don't know the song.

Speaker 11 (01:04:27):
Who did it? Who did it?

Speaker 37 (01:04:29):
It's definitely ludicrous. I know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
That's give it to you, Chris, you got it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
I'm gonna get you.

Speaker 29 (01:04:37):
Want to put kick the tree and if you like
it in the club.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
We can do it.

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
Na boop.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
We're in the back of the beat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
P see.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
I think I did it better. But anyway, all right,
well you got you got luthers. All right, here we
go listen in. Tie me up like I'm surprised. Let's
role play. I'll wear a disguise. I want you to
park that big Mac truck, little dry, make a cream,
make me scream out in public, make a scene. I

(01:05:04):
don't cook, I don't clean. But let me tell you
how I got this ring and.

Speaker 37 (01:05:12):
The one and only CARDI B with a walk.

Speaker 15 (01:05:15):
You got.

Speaker 13 (01:05:18):
Time me up like I'm surprised. I smoke plate, I
went disguise.

Speaker 16 (01:05:22):
I want you to put that big Mac chuck riding
the syndical vibe.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Okay, all right, let's keep going. You got two. Okay,
you're listening to spoke good word hip hop, and here's
your next one. Gucci collar for dollars, got out and
walked out. I spit game because baby, I can't take it.
I can't talk it warm sweating. It's hot up in

(01:05:50):
this joint, vocal taint top all on at this point, Oh.

Speaker 37 (01:05:58):
My god, are you ready?

Speaker 33 (01:06:01):
I know that one go?

Speaker 37 (01:06:03):
It's getting a little bit hot in here by Nelly talking.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Okay, take time at this point. There you go, here
we go. You're doing okay. When I pull out up front,
you see the bends on dubs when I roll twenty deep.
It's always drama in the club. People heard I wrote
with dre Now they want to show me love when

(01:06:38):
you sell like eminem you got plenty of groupie love.
What is it you're.

Speaker 37 (01:06:46):
Ready for me? That's fifty in the club.

Speaker 38 (01:06:53):
See the band zone, Duke when I'm twenty is drumma everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
So all right, running rope, Nicole, you're doing great. Okay,
this could be a bit of a challenge. I got
bitches in the living room getting it on and they
ain't leaving till six in the morning. So what you

(01:07:22):
want to do. I got a pocket full of rubbers,
and my homeboys do too.

Speaker 37 (01:07:31):
Stepping on and.

Speaker 11 (01:07:40):
They in the.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
I got a pocket full of rubbers in my home boys. Yeah,
all right, you're making lyrics. Here we go. Now, let
me welcome everybody to the wild wild West, a state
that's untouchable like elliott Ness. The track hits your ear

(01:08:07):
drum like a slug to your chest. Pack a vest
for your Jimmy in the City of Sex.

Speaker 37 (01:08:15):
Oh my goodness, Wait a second, I'm not going to
lose it on this one.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
I can't, I know, I know.

Speaker 37 (01:08:23):
Can I give you the artist? Or wait a second, No,
it's doctor Dray, Doctor Drake, California, love for sure Drake.

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
Absolutely Okayody thet let's take it.

Speaker 29 (01:08:36):
That's untouchable like the nest the truck.

Speaker 35 (01:08:38):
It send me a true I'm like a slug to
your chest, like a best for your Jimmy in the
City of Set.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
This is so crazy. You ready for another one?

Speaker 11 (01:08:52):
You heard that?

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Here?

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
You whack, You're twisted, your girls a whole, You're broke.
The kid ain't yours and everybody no, your old man
say you stupid. You'd be like, so I love my
baby mother. I never let her go, let her go.

Speaker 37 (01:09:15):
Russian peace. That is DM eggs, party.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Up your girls who from cho and everybody old fast
say you stupid. You'd be like, so, we are so late,
but I just don't want to ever stop. So I
don't know. He's here. We go, got six model chicks,

(01:09:44):
six bottles of christ four Belvedere's got weed everywhere. What
do you say me, you and your Chloe glasses go
somewhere private where we can discuss fashion like Prada blouse,
Gucci bra, filth Mark jeans. Take that off.

Speaker 37 (01:10:08):
I'm a hustle baby man.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
That's jay Z.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
Six bottles of Christ every man?

Speaker 17 (01:10:18):
What do you say?

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Me and you when your Chloe glasses? When we could
discuss that proud of blouse?

Speaker 9 (01:10:27):
So Nicole has.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
Ten so far and we're running. Do we save you
the five? Do we let's mo through? Let's keep going
if you want, it's up to you.

Speaker 37 (01:10:35):
Yeah, you really myself.

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
That's your job.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Nate.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
Should we keep going? Or even paying to baby?

Speaker 11 (01:10:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Here we go?

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
All right, Nicole, let's see if you can get this
one one. Here comes the two, to the three, to
the four. Everybody drunk out on the dance floor. Baby
girl asks jiggle like you want more? Like she a
groupie and I ain't even on tour.

Speaker 37 (01:11:10):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh. I don't know the
name of this person, but it's everybody in the club getting.

Speaker 35 (01:11:21):
To the floor.

Speaker 8 (01:11:23):
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Let me girl ask you go, let you want more.

Speaker 29 (01:11:29):
I ain't even a tour.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
Let's keep moving all right, okay, listen close. I like
the way you do that right there, right there, swing
your hips when you're walking, let down your herd, down
your herd. I like the way you do that right there.

(01:11:54):
Lick your lips when you're talking. That make me stir.

Speaker 37 (01:12:02):
Your rendition is better. That's chingy right there.

Speaker 11 (01:12:07):
That right.

Speaker 17 (01:12:12):
That?

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
More to go? Three more to go, Nicole.

Speaker 8 (01:12:18):
You're good.

Speaker 37 (01:12:20):
Yeah, I'm I'm surprised you're You're getting all the ones
that I know.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
See, we got three more to go.

Speaker 29 (01:12:28):
Girl.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
You working with some ass Yeah you bad, make a
play as spend his cash? Yeah his last Yeah, who's
frown when you passed?

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:12:40):
They mad? Yeah.

Speaker 41 (01:12:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 37 (01:12:47):
I don't know the artist, but I know it's the fact.
The thing of I don't want to cross on.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
The radio, but it's back that ass up juvenile.

Speaker 9 (01:12:59):
Just sounds just like juie.

Speaker 16 (01:13:08):
Remind me of my sweet sixteen where my mom came
downstairs and was like, okay, leave some room for the
Holy Spirit.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Stop the lyrics today. This is great. We got two
more to go. Here we go, Nicole. This this dude
named Michael used to ride motorcycles. It's better than a tower.
I ain't talking about Eiffels, Real country Ana Conda, let
me play with his rifle, put his butt to sleep now,

(01:13:37):
he called me Nikua.

Speaker 37 (01:13:41):
That's the other queen, Miss Nikki with anaconda.

Speaker 42 (01:13:48):
Michaels sCOD than the thanks about country Anata let me
play with his rifles but to sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Now sound the same as me? I got, I got
one more, one.

Speaker 9 (01:14:05):
More free to call.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
Here we go, Okay, let's go, okay, listen closely. All
the girls they adore me. Oh yes, ladies, I'm really
being sincere causing a sixty nine. My Humpty nose will
tickle your ears. My nose is big, uh huh, I'm
not ashamed, big like a pickle. I'm still getting paid.

Speaker 20 (01:14:29):
I didn't know that the lyrics.

Speaker 9 (01:14:34):
What song is that?

Speaker 37 (01:14:34):
In my Oh my goodness on the last one that's
gotta be heavy d But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
The song name.

Speaker 11 (01:14:45):
Up dance.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really fancy sick because in the
sixty Humpty will tickle your rear.

Speaker 12 (01:14:59):
Like a pickled.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Nicole. You you got ninety nine percent of our spoken
word hip hop lyrics. Congratulations, Straight and Nate, what do
you have for nicole? We got a two hundred and
fifty dollars cash gift card sare oh god, scary, Nicole,
thank you have a beautiful day. Okay, thank you got

(01:15:24):
so much.

Speaker 37 (01:15:25):
I love you guys so much. Or the bet thank
you hold on, don't.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Believe check it out.

Speaker 17 (01:15:31):
You're so appreciated and I love you guys so much.

Speaker 15 (01:15:34):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? Today?

Speaker 38 (01:15:49):
I was told, yes, it was a mother doing her son.
Sounds weird, but doing what to her son? Well, if
you listen, you'll understand in a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
Okay, well phone all right, we'll explain it, Garrett. What's
it about?

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
All right?

Speaker 38 (01:16:02):
So Adrianna is going to phone tap her son Nick,
who is away at school.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Now.

Speaker 38 (01:16:05):
Adrianne is recently divorced and just getting back into dating
and and uh, back into the dating game. So Adriana
wants to start the call to her son Nick. Then
I'm going to take over as a friend that her
mom met, uh you know, in passing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
All right, So a mom is phone tapping her son. Yes,
I'm glad we clear that up.

Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
Here.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
We go garrette phone. Let's listening.

Speaker 11 (01:16:23):
Well, hey, honey, how you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
How you doing?

Speaker 16 (01:16:27):
You know, it's so funny it can have them all.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
And I saw a guy with a New Pulse seatured
on and I just said, I said, oh, my son
goes to New Paul's. And then he said he knows
you well, which just feel.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Like such an what I'm his name is Mike.

Speaker 11 (01:16:41):
You know, like you did a lot in common class. Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:16:44):
I think it was like a biology clause or something.

Speaker 21 (01:16:46):
I don't know, you know, that was like a lecture
hall class that were like two hundred people.

Speaker 11 (01:16:52):
I don't really know if I don't know, he said.

Speaker 8 (01:16:54):
He knew you.

Speaker 11 (01:16:55):
Look, I don't know. He wanted to get in touch
with you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
So I hope you don't mind, but I can from
your cell phone number. I mean, you know, I mean
maybe you know, you guys could hang out, you.

Speaker 11 (01:17:04):
Know or something kid my umber.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Well, you know, I just thought, you know, you could
be friends.

Speaker 15 (01:17:10):
I mean, who knows whatever, But you know, anyway, you.

Speaker 21 (01:17:12):
Know, I got a lot of money, but I'll get
the money, you know, see, I'll send it up this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Okay, thanks mom, Well, okay, bye?

Speaker 10 (01:17:20):
By well?

Speaker 11 (01:17:25):
Nick?

Speaker 29 (01:17:27):
Oh, Nick, what's up?

Speaker 31 (01:17:28):
Man?

Speaker 29 (01:17:28):
My name is Mike Seaver. I met your mom and
she gave me your number, so I know this is.

Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
A little weird.

Speaker 29 (01:17:34):
What what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Yeah, my mom talked to me.

Speaker 38 (01:17:38):
We shared a bio class last semester. I don't I
don't know if you remembered me, but I sat towards
the back. I know you're like in the middle of
the class. But really, trust me, man, it was it
was kind of weird for me to call you.

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
You know almost No, I totally understand.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
It doesn't get weird.

Speaker 38 (01:17:53):
It's all good and and you're totally cool with everything. Uh,
what you don't mind that I'm dating your mom?

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
You're dating my mom? Is that what you said?

Speaker 38 (01:18:03):
That's why I thought, you know, she talked to you
and what maybe about three months ago she came into
Lane Bryant where I work.

Speaker 29 (01:18:10):
You know you, I'm twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
How are you dating?

Speaker 9 (01:18:17):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
No, no, no, we have no no.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
I'm telling you you're not dating my mom.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
No, no, I am, because that's not happening.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
She was ridiculous.

Speaker 29 (01:18:28):
She was coming in looking for.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Dating a twenty three year old. I'm twenty two.

Speaker 38 (01:18:32):
Yeah, well it's hey man, it's you know, times are different.
But she came in looking for addressed for I believe
her sister, Christie's birthday party. And you're not coming home
this weekend, and you know it's cool. We can go
to the gym and you know, we can hash this
all out before Sunday dinner.

Speaker 15 (01:18:46):
So you go to the gym.

Speaker 11 (01:18:48):
You're coming to Sunday? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 29 (01:18:51):
It's something that me and Aid talked about day.

Speaker 11 (01:18:55):
It's your mom, and.

Speaker 29 (01:18:58):
We got a lot in common. You know, you and
I both have the same comforter in our rooms. At
your house?

Speaker 11 (01:19:04):
What do you need him at my house?

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
You did in my house?

Speaker 29 (01:19:07):
Well, no, it was more like we had dinner followed
by breakfast.

Speaker 11 (01:19:10):
Uh no, look at what's your name?

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
Mike?

Speaker 15 (01:19:13):
What what's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Fever? Yeah?

Speaker 38 (01:19:16):
We kind of wear the same clothes. You shop at Express.
I shot at Express.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
I don't shops.

Speaker 38 (01:19:22):
I saw the black XL shirt that you got. I
got the same clothes. It's cool.

Speaker 29 (01:19:25):
Don't worry.

Speaker 15 (01:19:26):
Not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
I've got something I'm not worrying about. I'm more worried
about this.

Speaker 21 (01:19:29):
Who are you?

Speaker 11 (01:19:30):
You don't date something with the mob?

Speaker 6 (01:19:31):
And you want to hang out with me.

Speaker 29 (01:19:34):
She's a very nice woman we have Are you kidding me?
You're kidding me, Nicholas, Nicholas, it's nick bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
You don't call me Nicholas, father Nicholas?

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Kidding me?

Speaker 11 (01:19:46):
My god, that was great.

Speaker 29 (01:19:48):
You are a cruel mom. Right now, do me a
favor and three way to call in.

Speaker 11 (01:19:53):
Okay, you're dating this guy? He's a deucebag. That's to
tell me you're not dating him so I can just
go out and take a dad. He said, I'm seeing
him on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Well, I thought it would be nice if we had
like a dinner together.

Speaker 16 (01:20:08):
What's the big deal?

Speaker 11 (01:20:09):
Come, mom?

Speaker 15 (01:20:10):
Are you dating this guy?

Speaker 11 (01:20:12):
He needs a door?

Speaker 22 (01:20:13):
Well?

Speaker 21 (01:20:13):
What can I say?

Speaker 39 (01:20:14):
You gotta just answer my question.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Okay, are you dating this guy?

Speaker 11 (01:20:19):
We have gone out a couple of times, I mean
dating mail and you had him for dinner.

Speaker 28 (01:20:26):
Yeah, and then he said he had breakfast.

Speaker 21 (01:20:28):
Well that's usually the courtiest thing to do when somebody stays, oh,
gonna make some breakfast.

Speaker 11 (01:20:35):
And you say dad's crazy, and you tell me all
the time you don't want to be like your father.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Because he's crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:20:40):
What do you think this is?

Speaker 17 (01:20:42):
What do you think this is?

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
This is the way of reacting.

Speaker 11 (01:20:45):
I'm overreacting.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
This is Oh my dad, Mom, I just wow up
in my mouth.

Speaker 11 (01:20:49):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Meaning this cost and works at lamee Bryant?

Speaker 11 (01:20:51):
What kind of a creepy kid works lame Bryant?

Speaker 22 (01:20:54):
You're hitting him?

Speaker 21 (01:20:55):
He was so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
I mean we just hit it all.

Speaker 37 (01:20:57):
What can I say?

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
You know, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:20:59):
I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
I don't want to hear it. Oh my god, conversation
just got work.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
You reminded of like a Lion Goslin type.

Speaker 23 (01:21:04):
He's shut up, shut up?

Speaker 35 (01:21:07):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Is a prook?

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
You keep calling it cougar.

Speaker 29 (01:21:11):
I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:21:11):
I can't have this conversation with you.

Speaker 24 (01:21:13):
I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:21:13):
This is like the most awkward things making it awkward.

Speaker 11 (01:21:17):
It's no.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
This is worse than what's the penis does conversation in
high school? Mom, I'm not coming on this weekend?

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
Hey mom?

Speaker 21 (01:21:23):
Who is that? Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Is that Mike?

Speaker 11 (01:21:26):
Nick?

Speaker 29 (01:21:26):
My name is Gary Randy.

Speaker 11 (01:21:27):
I'm gonna pick your ass get out of my house now.

Speaker 15 (01:21:30):
Nick.

Speaker 29 (01:21:31):
My name is Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
You just got the phone tap by your mom.

Speaker 15 (01:21:37):
What, Oh my god, Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:21:44):
This phone tables was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 15 (01:21:48):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Yeah, so Nate has to go to the dermatologist today,
and everyone should go once a year.

Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
You need to get a checked out. You never know
what's on your body that could be killing you. Literally,
you know, it's good to get it checked out. And
then when you get a good, clean bill of health,
you're like, Okay, good, I didn't destroy my skin this year.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
But he has to be totally naked, exposed to the
world right in front of your doctor.

Speaker 15 (01:22:23):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
They need to see every square interview and they look at.

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
You with a magnifying glass.

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
Really yeah, they want to see if you have anything
going on in your skin. It's good.

Speaker 7 (01:22:31):
So it got us talking about, you know, all the
professions out there where people have to see naked people
every day, multiple people every day naked. So I'm assuming
I must make the assumption that after a while it's
like it's another naked person. It just really is nothing
more than that. Like Leslie on nine eleven, for instance,
she's a paramedic, you see naked people all the time.

(01:22:52):
Good morning, Leslie. Thank you for being out there being
a paramedic and keeping people alive. We appreciate that.

Speaker 17 (01:22:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
It's good to talk to you. I listening to you
guys as every single day.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Well, thank you so much. Now, on average, how many
nude bodies do you see per day or per week?

Speaker 35 (01:23:07):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
At least once a shift.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
Yeah, you have to rip the clothes off and turn
to a wound or something. I mean, what's the number
one reason you have to see people naked if you're
a paramedic.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Well, it varies. Sometimes they die that way, Sometimes they
have injuries. Sometimes they have problems with accessories that they
can't get out.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
Wait, let's back up. Oh so yeah, sometimes they put
things in places they shouldn't be putting them in those places, right.

Speaker 9 (01:23:36):
Yes, so you have to pull that up.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
It creates a sumption. Yes, sure, that's pretty embarrassing when
you walk in their house and they're like trying to
be discreet about it, but their pants are at their
ankles and they're just unable to get up because the
accessories are stuck.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
Yeah, sometimes you can't get them out anyway. So you
see naked people all the time. So before you were
a paramedic, if you saw, if you saw nude body,
I'm assuming it was a different thing back then than
it is now because now it's your job now you
have to see them, and usually they're in a weird
state of health.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
Absolutely, and it's just like looking at someone's hand or
their face. It just becomes another body part.

Speaker 16 (01:24:13):
Wait, but come on, there's never been a time where
something was really weird or really big where you were like, oh,
come on, did you see that?

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Actually there was a younger teenager that went to the
trauma day and when they were finished removing his clothes,
it kind of stumped over his leg and hit the
table near the sound.

Speaker 9 (01:24:38):
A lucky guy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
Yeah absolutely.

Speaker 25 (01:24:44):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
A friend of mine is a mortician, and he said,
they all, you know, when they're having to take care
of the body and do the embalming whatever, every once
in a while they look at each other and go,
oh my god. A lot of people are going to
cry at that. Fearneral come on anyway, all right, but leslie,
you know what you do it for a living, So

(01:25:05):
the nude body to use like no big thing, unless
it's that guy you're talking about, right, exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
All right, Leslie, I have a great day. Thanks for
talking about nudity, and we appreciate it.

Speaker 23 (01:25:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (01:25:14):
I love you guys every day.

Speaker 10 (01:25:16):
You too, She said, it slumped over his leg and
made a sound when it hit the table.

Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
My god, what's that all about? Amanda is on like
three now. Amanda worked for a tanning salon, so you
do spray tands for men and women. So Amanda, I
must assume nudity to use. Just another day at the.

Speaker 32 (01:25:36):
Office, right, It's just another day at the office, right.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
I mean you've seen it all, so I'm sure people
are very, very very nervous about taking their clothes off
in front of you, some more than others, right.

Speaker 32 (01:25:51):
I mean yeah, I just really try to make everybody
feel comfortable, you know, like it really is just another
day for me. And I feel like once you've seen one,
you've seen it all, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Yeah, you guys agree. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
See, we're we're doing what we do for a living.
We just don't really have nudity here, so we're kind
of tell us.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
In a way.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
I guess I don't know anyway, So are people spray
tanning their private parts. Are guys doing that?

Speaker 17 (01:26:21):
They do here?

Speaker 32 (01:26:23):
We don't have a lot of them, but you know,
occasionally we have the special guys that come in.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
Special guys.

Speaker 9 (01:26:33):
What do you mean? Special guys?

Speaker 32 (01:26:37):
Most of the time they're a little weird.

Speaker 16 (01:26:42):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 32 (01:26:45):
They have special requests for how they're spray stands because
you know, when when it is not yes, when it's
not hard, you know what shrinks up and you don't
get all of the skin exposed, so you.

Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
Have to stretch it out. Yeah, you got to stretch.

Speaker 11 (01:27:13):
Them?

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
Do that?

Speaker 15 (01:27:14):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
Do you do? You do both sides?

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 32 (01:27:20):
Do you think these guys and under a car they
just kind of have to like twist.

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
It up and you okay, yeah, Hey, Amanda, do you
think some of these guys come in and they just
have their thing spray tand because they just want you
to touch it.

Speaker 11 (01:27:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
There's literally no doubt in my mind about that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
Well, God, God help them, please if that's how you
get your jolly's. I just don't know if I want
mine tan. I mean, I don't want to go. Hey,
look at my waiting, Look at my brown Look at
that I just don't know if it's my converse I
want to have with someone.

Speaker 32 (01:28:02):
They are very surprised when the cold solution hits their
package and all of their neighbors go north.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:28:10):
I mean when when when you get a spright hand
it is it really is cold wherever it touches.

Speaker 13 (01:28:15):
You're like, ooh right, you do that a little jumping.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
By the way, do we all agree Amanda has walked
through this minefield brilliantly. You have done such a great
job and trying to describe this stuff, Amanda, you can
bet the blue ribbond of the day. Thanks for listening
to us, Amanda, and good luck this weekend.

Speaker 32 (01:28:31):
Hey, thanks guys for being the best part of my morning.

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
Well, thank you for being the best part of our morning. Actually,
you're gonna be honest. Let's go talk to Ashley on
line twenty four. Ashley sees nudity works at a prison. So, Ashley,
in what different situations working in a prison do you
see nude people?

Speaker 19 (01:28:50):
Well, normally, when like people come in to visit, we
are just supposed to just pat them down to make
sure that they don't have anything extra. But a lot
of girls, when I a lot of girls when I
asked them to like shake out their broth, they just
lift up their shirt and show me all.

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
I got right at that point, I mean, just like
I'm in prison. What else do I have to lose?

Speaker 25 (01:29:11):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
I also, I also have one.

Speaker 19 (01:29:13):
I had one girl when I told her, I'm like,
go ahead, step in the shakedown room. I gotta get
this girl.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
I will.

Speaker 42 (01:29:18):
I'm gonna pet.

Speaker 19 (01:29:18):
Her down, I'm gonna go check her and then I'll
come back. And I walk in the room and she's
completely naked, and I'm like, no, no, no, no, this
is a pat shirt. It's like, I'm not getting me
in you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
She's like, you know what, I'm gonna remove all doubt,
just take it all off.

Speaker 19 (01:29:33):
I don't know pretty much. I was like, I don't
need to see all that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
Well you did, Ashley. Thank you for working in the
penal system. I guess we could.

Speaker 13 (01:29:46):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 22 (01:29:49):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
Thanks for being on the front lines, Ashley. You stay safe, okay,
and thanks for listening to us. Thank you, thank you.
And finally Nicole line twenty three. Then Nicole, why are
you laughing?

Speaker 16 (01:29:59):
Because I'm just thinking, Nate, when Dina does your spray
tand do you let her see your package.

Speaker 39 (01:30:05):
No, I kind of wear very revealing underwear, but I
don't let her see the pack.

Speaker 7 (01:30:08):
Okay, hey, Nicole, how you doing. Nicole is a massage therapist,
and you know what I love. I love getting a
great massage. I'm going to get one in a couple
of days. And you know a lot of my friends
are so adamant against taking off all their clothes and
getting under the sheet, even though there's a great chance
you're not going to see everything or you right, who cares?

(01:30:30):
It's a massage. So Nicole, you see naked people all
the time, all the time.

Speaker 32 (01:30:34):
Right, every time, and it's always then they just lay
out on the table with the dog hanging in the air.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
Love, I didn't have to meet under the seat.

Speaker 11 (01:30:43):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (01:30:44):
Have you ever in the middle of the massage seen
the sheet rise like a ghost.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
All the time?

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
Yeah, you know what, giving massages, there are two things
that you get used to. It's guys that get hard
and farts they happen. Farts happened, erections happen. You just
you have to get over. Yeah, I know, it's like

(01:31:11):
I can't, Like I remember when Alex started getting massages.
He's like, I gotta wear my underre.

Speaker 7 (01:31:16):
Take your underwear off, dude. It's a massage. But people
are they're very vain, right, Nicole, very.

Speaker 9 (01:31:22):
Vain, Yes, very vain.

Speaker 32 (01:31:25):
I say, just take it all off because I'm working
on your dairy year.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Also, ye, gotta.

Speaker 13 (01:31:29):
Get it, gotta get all that's the best shoes, the
butt muscles.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
Oh yeah, I know. Well look Nicole, you keep on
doing what you're doing. And thank you for listening to us.
Thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (01:31:39):
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Speaker 15 (01:32:09):
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Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
Worth let's see, here's my list. I want you to
text me if you hated Wicked, Well, okay, Diamond, right now,
I want you to I want you to text me
now if you think you've seen Wicked more than anyone
else the movie? Okay, yeah, our text is fifty five

(01:32:41):
one hundred. Let's go to Diamond and see what the
hell is she thinking? Uh, Diamond, Hi, good morning? Okay,
So okay, okay, I promise I'm not going to beat
you up over this. Danielle, be nice to Diamond.

Speaker 13 (01:32:52):
I don't know if I can talk to her today now.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
As much as you love Wicked, Danielle, I think Diamond
hates it that much if you have to give it
like a number on the meter. So, Diamond, what did
you see the whole thing? Just tell me what's going
on here?

Speaker 15 (01:33:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:33:07):
The issue was that I sat through the entire movie.
I mean, the thing is about three hours long.

Speaker 8 (01:33:12):
Forty okay.

Speaker 25 (01:33:13):
I was irritated, Like, you mean to tell me you
can tell this story in an hour and a half.
I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
I don't And it's only part one.

Speaker 25 (01:33:21):
Exactly the nerve of it to say to be continued
at the end. I'm like, oh, bye, girl.

Speaker 29 (01:33:27):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 13 (01:33:28):
You haven't seen the Broadway show?

Speaker 30 (01:33:29):
No, And but I asked you before before vacation, I said, Danielle,
do you think that I will enjoy it if I
haven't seen the Broadway show?

Speaker 25 (01:33:38):
And you said yeah, And I said, girl, I've thought
about you. I said, I'm not gonna text her because
she's gonna be irritated. But I was irritated.

Speaker 16 (01:33:45):
Well, most people that saw it then didn't see the
Broadway show probably enjoyed it.

Speaker 13 (01:33:49):
But that's okay.

Speaker 25 (01:33:50):
My sister loved it.

Speaker 29 (01:33:52):
She was s care within.

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
Do you trust your sister's judgment?

Speaker 25 (01:33:57):
Not anymore?

Speaker 9 (01:33:58):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
Wow, okay, was there anything in that two hours and
forty minutes that was good that you enjoyed anything? Okay?
All right?

Speaker 25 (01:34:10):
Wow, it just wasn't. It wasn't for me.

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
Okay, Gandhi, Yeah you saw it. I mean, you know
Diamond better than most. Why do you think Diamond hated Wicked?

Speaker 8 (01:34:21):
I don't know, man, I can't figure this one out
because I first sure thought she was gonna like it,
and when I found out she hated it, I was stunned,
and I wanted to figure out why. I didn't really
get an answer. She just said she hadn't seen the
play or the actual Broadway show, and she didn't understand
why this was so loved by everybody. I don't know.

Speaker 35 (01:34:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:34:39):
Yeah, I think you have to see it again, Diamond.

Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
No, it's okay.

Speaker 7 (01:34:42):
I'm trying to look at this from different angles. Okay,
do you see, Diamond, why Danielle is in love with it?
Because I mean, you know, Danielle. Do you see why
she loves it?

Speaker 25 (01:34:53):
Yes?

Speaker 30 (01:34:54):
Yes, Okay, I get it, like I understand why people
like it, maybe not love. Like my cousin was crying, girl,
pull it together?

Speaker 25 (01:35:04):
What is happening?

Speaker 13 (01:35:04):
I cried several times.

Speaker 25 (01:35:05):
He said, no, no, that I don't get.

Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
Do you think scary well like Wicked?

Speaker 25 (01:35:10):
Absolutely hard?

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
Wow, that's where you're wrong.

Speaker 11 (01:35:13):
And this is you don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:35:15):
You haven't seen it.

Speaker 14 (01:35:16):
I'll tell you what I like it because basically I
grew up. I watched three three times. I saw the
Broadway Show middle of the movie. See, you have no
no attachment to it because you kind of didn't grow
up with the Broadway Show when it was you know.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
In it take Okay, you know what about what about Froggy?
Do you think Froggy didn't like Wicked?

Speaker 35 (01:35:35):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
No, no, no, no, I think daniel I think we
all say we all say no for Froggy like I
like the Broadway Show. Okay, okay, well I.

Speaker 8 (01:35:47):
Didn't know you like that.

Speaker 13 (01:35:48):
I know you're not a big Broadway person.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
You went to a Broadway show.

Speaker 9 (01:35:53):
I've seen We Get on Broadway twice. I went as
a good husband two times.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
Yeah, Froggy seen Badway show.

Speaker 12 (01:36:00):
That's impressive.

Speaker 15 (01:36:01):
Frog.

Speaker 9 (01:36:02):
I know sometimes I do venture outside sports. Believe it
or not.

Speaker 11 (01:36:05):
I believe it.

Speaker 8 (01:36:06):
This might be a crazy thing to say, but I
liked it more than the show than the Broadway show
because there's stuff that they can do with a movie
that you can't do in the show that was incredible,
and I just I was I loved it.

Speaker 13 (01:36:19):
Let me tell you that's sying gravity, bawling.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
Ball spoiler spoiler to Denise on Hit nineteen for me scary.
Denise has something to say to Diamond.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
What is that?

Speaker 15 (01:36:35):
Hi, Diamond.

Speaker 35 (01:36:36):
I've seen it five times actually in the theaters.

Speaker 25 (01:36:39):
Wow, Denise, what is.

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
Your opinion of people like Diamond who just don't like it?

Speaker 17 (01:36:47):
You know?

Speaker 35 (01:36:47):
It's so funny because I bought these tickets way in
advanced before the movie even came out, So I bought
them kind of like Danielle did. Like I bought them
weeks in advance, and everybody kept saying the same thing, Well,
you have, you have tickets to see it five times, but.

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
What happens if you hate it?

Speaker 11 (01:37:04):
And you know, I went with people.

Speaker 35 (01:37:05):
I went with different people every time since everybody, like
somebody knew each tempt to see it. And I thought
for sure my father was going to hate it, and
he loved it. Like once it ended, I looked at
him and he goes asleep during the Broadway musical, So like,
I felt like that's will.

Speaker 19 (01:37:21):
Volume the fact that he loved it.

Speaker 35 (01:37:23):
But I don't know, Diamond, I thought everything was everything
currently that's going on in the world politically, Like I
felt like it just mirrored everything there and it's just
such a beautiful play and.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
About witness and wait, hold on gonna say it mirrors
the political what it doesn't do? You guys think so much?

Speaker 8 (01:37:42):
Yeah, that's actually what I was singing the whole time
I was watching it. Well how interestingly at the moment, yeah,
huh yeah.

Speaker 35 (01:37:49):
So, I mean, I don't know if I don't know
if any of you have also read the book. The
book is just fantastic. I read it twenty years ago
when the play first came out, it was just so fantastic,
and then you know, the Broadway musical came out, and
I think, you know, Art the director to really just
did a beautiful job making it so relevant today as well.

Speaker 37 (01:38:08):
So I think, you know, not only is.

Speaker 35 (01:38:09):
There a story to be told with you know, a
different point of view from the Wizard of Oz the
fantasy story, but I.

Speaker 23 (01:38:14):
Also think it's just so poignant now, gotcha currently in
our time too.

Speaker 5 (01:38:19):
Well, I want to go see it. I can't wait
to see it. And thank you for calling. I appreciate that.
And uh, interesting text came through this listener says she.
I'm assuming that she I don't know, uh, is surprised
that the number of people who've never seen The Wizard
of Oz the original movie.

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
Yeah, really has ever.

Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
Been here seen Wizard of All? Yeah, Diamond, did you
see Wizard of Oz the movie?

Speaker 29 (01:38:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
Did you like the movie?

Speaker 25 (01:38:44):
I was little? I think I liked it.

Speaker 30 (01:38:46):
Okay, well, yeah, I think so. I haven't seen it
in the past, let's say, fifteen years.

Speaker 16 (01:38:50):
Okay, you know, well, I find very interesting if you
have not seen the Broadway play and you've only seen
the first part of Wicked, the movie.

Speaker 13 (01:39:00):
There's a lot of things you don't realize, and you
don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:39:02):
You know that there are easter eggs, and there are
little hints about things that are in there, and even notice.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
Yeah, they may not explain things.

Speaker 11 (01:39:11):
You may not.

Speaker 5 (01:39:11):
They just went by quickly to remove it. Hey, okay,
let's get another side. Colleen actually agrees with Diamond on
line twenty. Oh wow, look at that.

Speaker 9 (01:39:19):
So look at that Diamond.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
Colleen agrees with you. She did You did not like Wicked,
is what you're saying, Colleen.

Speaker 11 (01:39:26):
I didn't love it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
I grew up as a Wizard of oz gal I
was born in nineteen sixty eight, went Sir Wicked twice.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
Could not wait to see.

Speaker 21 (01:39:37):
It for it's the first weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:39:39):
Dragged my groupfriends to the play.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
She wanted to see it too.

Speaker 21 (01:39:43):
We sat there waiting, Okay, what's gonna happen next? What's
gonna happen next?

Speaker 11 (01:39:48):
Some good?

Speaker 21 (01:39:48):
Gotta hugging recording the play or the show?

Speaker 37 (01:39:52):
Like give us something.

Speaker 15 (01:39:54):
I love Arianna Grande, love her.

Speaker 21 (01:39:56):
I think she's hysterical with Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
Know what I felt Jimmy Fallon in the.

Speaker 15 (01:40:06):
Voices?

Speaker 11 (01:40:07):
But what did you?

Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
What do you think about Cynthia Revo. I mean, did
you love her?

Speaker 41 (01:40:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 37 (01:40:13):
She was okay, god, god, oh my god.

Speaker 12 (01:40:19):
I sorry, hot take.

Speaker 16 (01:40:22):
But you know what my mom I I I almost
didn't talk to my mom when I went to take
her to the movie because she was like, yeah, I
said what she goes, I liked it.

Speaker 13 (01:40:34):
It was a little slow slow. She's like, yeah, it
was a little long. I'm like, mom, I'm never taking
you anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:40:42):
Isn't it funny? How if so? If someone disagrees with you,
You're like, oh, dare you?

Speaker 6 (01:40:49):
Well? My Saturday night and then Sunday morning, she sees
all these posts from friends who saw it.

Speaker 37 (01:40:56):
Oh my god, it cried five times. My girlfriend like.

Speaker 15 (01:41:00):
Through a different movie.

Speaker 5 (01:41:03):
Maybe they saw Mawana. Hey, listen, thank you for listening
to us. I appreciate your point of view. Calling. Okay,
thank you, thank you calling. So you were gonna say something, Gandhi,
what was that.

Speaker 8 (01:41:15):
I've never seen a movie by myself before. I went
to see this alone and I loved it, and I'm
so glad that.

Speaker 11 (01:41:21):
I did it.

Speaker 5 (01:41:21):
It was well, I can't wait. You know what I'm
gonna I'm gonna follow your cue. I'm gonna go and
see it alone as well, because none of my friends
want to see it. Oh wow, but I do want
to see it. I'm want to go see you Wicked.
I want to have my own opinion. I'm ready for it.

Speaker 7 (01:41:35):
But I mean a lot of times these events happen
like a movie like Wicked or whatever, and it gets
so hyped. Yeah, and you go to watch it, you're like, uh,
I was expecting more or I should have expected less
because of the hype.

Speaker 5 (01:41:52):
I hope that you isn't going to ruin it.

Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
Don't listen to the hype, then don't listen to it,
and it does.

Speaker 16 (01:41:56):
And I honestly don't think it does, because I think
it's it's everything and more. I'm sorry, but that's why,
you know, I really no, no, And I.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
Loved Danielle with all the things you champion on the show. Yea,
you were such a fan of so many things. Thanks,
and so you were like, this is it And I
totally get why you love it. And I haven't even
seen it. And leave it to Grandma Nate, who has
you know, every little ache and pain limp he limps
through life.

Speaker 11 (01:42:24):
He says.

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
He says, it was so long Wicked was so long
his blood sugar dropped and he needed to eat a
Werther's original campra.

Speaker 15 (01:42:31):
No.

Speaker 39 (01:42:32):
That is my one secure I loved it. I loved
it through and through. I am a huge fan. But
it was very long, and I did notice I was
getting a little sleepy. I'm like, man, I really should
have brought a word's originally.

Speaker 16 (01:42:42):
And it's even longer because you remember, there's at least
twenty to thirty minutes of previews.

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
Oh, it wasn't for the dam previews.

Speaker 8 (01:42:49):
So the first time I.

Speaker 16 (01:42:50):
Went to see it, it was twenty minutes worth of previews.
When I saw it last night, there were thirty minutes
worth of previews, which is fine for me, but for
my seventy five year old mother to sit there for
two hours, forty minutes and a half. In our previous
she had a gold peepye you really yeah? Our Nate's
the you know sugar?

Speaker 8 (01:43:08):
This is kind of you can't go three hours without eating.

Speaker 5 (01:43:11):
Bring it would be very helpful to have a little
something to raise your blood sugar, okay, Grandma. The movies
so okay. The song I'm brain farting, the songs that
Cynthia Rivo and are you gonna do? That's the song
like no, no, no, no, no, defining gravity h they

(01:43:34):
hit the money notes.

Speaker 11 (01:43:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
They asked Cynthia Rivo if that's the most difficult song
she's ever performed. She said absolutely not. Did you ever
see her in the color Purple? There's a song in
there called I'm Here and that is if you listen
to it if you want, if you're a Cynthia Rivo
fan now or you always were, you know what I'm
talking about, go to YouTube or whatever and listen to

(01:43:57):
I'm Here by Cynthia Rivo. How are you han being?
Can seeing those notes and hold those notes like she does?
She is unbelievable. Love her, just love her? And are
you on a Grande? I'm hearing she surprised a lot
of people in this.

Speaker 16 (01:44:10):
With her because she did such a good You don't
feel like you're watching Ariana Grande.

Speaker 13 (01:44:14):
You really don't. You feel like you think it's Glinda.

Speaker 12 (01:44:17):
You really do.

Speaker 5 (01:44:18):
All right, Look, we got to move on because we
we've talked about it for about two hours and forty minutes.

Speaker 15 (01:44:25):
Wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis
Duran and the Morning Show, we were talking.

Speaker 7 (01:44:36):
About this yesterday, Gandhi, just the two of us talking
about that documentary called Tickled.

Speaker 5 (01:44:42):
Yeah, it came out like it came out like eight
years ago. It's been around that long. But there's this
new fascination for this documentary and the sport of it's tickling, basically,
isn't it.

Speaker 8 (01:44:54):
You've never heard of it? Yeah, competitive tickling, competitive competitive Danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:44:59):
Yeah, and saying that this documentary, even though it's eight
years old and I've never seen it, I'm gonna see it.
They're saying that they really get into the nitty gritty
of competitive tickling, and the people that are featured, the
competitive competitive ticklers are all from outer space.

Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
I mean they're not literally, but maybe they're all really weird.
Have you seen this documentary yet?

Speaker 13 (01:45:20):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 8 (01:45:21):
I really want to. I saw the trailer for it,
and it looks insane. If you even just pull up
any videos of competitive tickling, it's very suspicious looking. But
they said that there's this whole dark world that we
don't know about that goes with the competitive tickling game,
where there's like murder and scandal and mystery and fighting
and all kinds of stuff. And I just can't wait.

Speaker 5 (01:45:41):
Oh wow, No, no, I can't wait to see it,
even though Rotten Tomatoes gives it ninety four percent, so
that's good.

Speaker 7 (01:45:46):
Hey, I'm in but competitive tickling. So it got me
to thinking, like, how do you train for something like this? Well,
you know, we've been training on our lives, you know,
tickling people here, tickling people there.

Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
But I mean there are rules, I mean apparently there's there.

Speaker 15 (01:46:00):
You can be.

Speaker 5 (01:46:02):
There's points. I know you get points by tickling people.

Speaker 13 (01:46:05):
Do you get points for not laughing or something? If
you're being tickles? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:46:09):
Is that it?

Speaker 8 (01:46:10):
Yeah, you get points for It's called like endurance. So
the longer you can hold out apparently the better it is.
And they strap you down to things so you can't move,
and you know like kick people and twitch.

Speaker 5 (01:46:21):
And they're wearing these colorful outfits. They look like it
looks like like it looks like tinky winkies one color
and it is creepy look and it's and the video
I saw I saw a short trader from from a
tickled It was very homo erotic, yes, but I saw
what I saw. They were these little tight jumpers and
they sit around tickle each other.

Speaker 12 (01:46:41):
I don't know why it's so funny to me.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
Okay, let's say we're in a tickle match. I mean,
do I go? You go for under the arms right,
like you drive your fingers in there?

Speaker 11 (01:46:52):
What do you do?

Speaker 19 (01:46:52):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:46:52):
So they have different ways that you can do it too,
And I guess there are like tears. So they start
with a feather, something very light and you know, not
all that bad, and they'll tickle your feet and your armpits,
behind the snees and things, and then they gradually move
up and then they're at the fingers, just digging into you.

Speaker 16 (01:47:08):
Apparently there was a lot of controversy around this film.
Somebody actually sued that was in there the filmmakers because
I don't know something about their endurance tickling video.

Speaker 11 (01:47:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 36 (01:47:23):
I stopped there reading they weren't tickled with the film.

Speaker 5 (01:47:31):
Yes, scary. What question?

Speaker 14 (01:47:33):
Why is it that when you self tickle you don't
you don't laugh or you don't feel ticklish, And in
the very same spots that if somebody else were to
tickle you, you you could be in some way craziness, you.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
Know, and let's say I could. Gandy was talking about
two types of tickling the light tickling. And see I
can light tickle myself, right, I tickle myself and then
it's so tickling I have to like scratch it real
quick because it was too tickling.

Speaker 7 (01:47:58):
But but as far as like crammy your fingers into
your sides and and I don't think we can do that.

Speaker 9 (01:48:03):
Can I imagine going on a date and somebody goes So,
are you into light tickling?

Speaker 8 (01:48:09):
There are people who do it. But of course the
reason that you can't tickle yourself is because your brain
knows it's coming, so it prepares, It knows it's you,
it knows what you're doing. But when somebody else does it,
your brain doesn't know where it's coming from or what
to expect. So then you're more ticklish, if that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:48:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna get into this tickling thing. This could
be my next thing. This could be this. This is
my path is taking me down to the tickling avenue.

Speaker 11 (01:48:33):
Are you ticklish?

Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
It's a little bit, but not You know, I have
some friends. If you just even walk past, then really.

Speaker 8 (01:48:43):
My boyfriend is the most ticklish person I've ever met
in my life. It makes me laugh so hard. He
cannot take anything. He gets a massage. You just hear
him giggling the entire time.

Speaker 5 (01:48:52):
That's not relaxing. It's uh nate tickle. Let's have a
tickle session hanging out.

Speaker 31 (01:48:57):
And if you touch the bottom of my feet, I
will punch you in the face. Did you know there
are tickle fight rules?

Speaker 11 (01:49:09):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
May I say something to I don't want to get
near your stinky feet? So're you just saying.

Speaker 39 (01:49:15):
Like the bottom of my feet? For whatever reason? In
my in my makeup, I cannot have anybody.

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
Go near them. I'll remember that, I remember that, or
having and we tie you down and have a tickle fon. Okay,
what are the rules of tickling frog?

Speaker 10 (01:49:31):
It says if they repeatedly asked you to stop or
can't catch their breath, you're supposed to quit tickling them.
Should never sit on anyone to tickle them or restrain
them in any way.

Speaker 36 (01:49:43):
Well wait, but in this film they tie them down
and they're sitting on them. I guess what that's against
these rules here? And it says tickle fights should be
fun for both people. If the other person looks like
they're unhappy, you should call a tickle truce.

Speaker 13 (01:49:56):
But that's tickle fights that's not competitive to.

Speaker 5 (01:49:59):
Yeah, this this stuff you just do with your cousin.
Put down in the rumpus room or whatever it is.

Speaker 8 (01:50:04):
Because when someone's laughing so hard, how can you tell
if they're uncomfortable or not. They're just brinkling. It looks
like a good time.

Speaker 5 (01:50:10):
Yeah, I don't know, I'm gonna watch this film Tickled.

Speaker 8 (01:50:14):
Can't wait.

Speaker 5 (01:50:14):
I know, I know eight years later. Just now get
into it.

Speaker 15 (01:50:17):
Oh, well, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran phone tap Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 26 (01:50:24):
The email says, my friend Glenn would be the perfect
target for his phone tap. Glenn's been getting annoying calls
from phone solicitors for years, and he just got a
brand new cell phone. Why don't we christen his brand
new cell phone. Mike wants to play this phone tap
on his buddy Glenn. Well, here we go, Scary, of course,
playing the part of the relentless evil telemarketer Michael Oppenheimer.

(01:50:46):
Mike is in the same room as Glenn while Scary's
doing the phone taps, so you'll hear him in the background. Okay,
So here we go Michael Oppenheimer with today's phone tape.

Speaker 20 (01:50:56):
Oh, Yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Travel Pedal
Northeast Direct.

Speaker 5 (01:51:00):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Not too bad?

Speaker 11 (01:51:02):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (01:51:02):
We have specials on some wonderful vacation packages at this time,
so I'm.

Speaker 11 (01:51:07):
Not really interested in any vacations right now. Dude.

Speaker 20 (01:51:09):
Maybe you'd like to go to Puntakana in the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 11 (01:51:12):
Nope, I like to stay in America.

Speaker 5 (01:51:14):
We have thirty five percent off at the Grand Paradise Bovaro.

Speaker 11 (01:51:18):
To be honest with your buddy, you know what, I'm
not really interested.

Speaker 20 (01:51:22):
Okay, Yeah, this is mister Michael Lapping.

Speaker 5 (01:51:27):
I remember from travel Town with US Direct. How you're
doing today, sir?

Speaker 15 (01:51:30):
Not too bad.

Speaker 11 (01:51:31):
I'm not interested. I'd tell you that before.

Speaker 5 (01:51:33):
We can give you cruises now.

Speaker 20 (01:51:34):
We have bon voyage packages starting at just four hundred
and nineteen dollars if you'd like.

Speaker 11 (01:51:39):
I'm trying to be nice, so you hear me. I
don't want to hang up on you. I'm not interested.

Speaker 5 (01:51:42):
We can get you a four day Caribbean. This is
mister Michael and I must have gotten disconnected.

Speaker 11 (01:51:51):
No, we didn't get disconnected.

Speaker 6 (01:51:52):
I hung up on you, okay, So I'm trying I'm
tired of the phone calls. You're talking to a police phone.

Speaker 20 (01:51:57):
I don't want to do this, Okay, okay, but we
can give you a five day Caribbean Western Don't care
what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
Listen, hear me what I'm telling you for the last time.
This is a police department phone. I understand you call
this phone again.

Speaker 20 (01:52:11):
So I'm a telemarketer.

Speaker 11 (01:52:13):
I don't care what you are. Don't call this phone again.

Speaker 5 (01:52:15):
Sir, your name is on our list. We have every
night to do.

Speaker 11 (01:52:18):
My name's on your list.

Speaker 27 (01:52:18):
You leave me alone.

Speaker 11 (01:52:20):
Leave ae.

Speaker 20 (01:52:21):
Somebody must have signed you up. Maybe he was a
loved one. Maybe you'd like to treat your family to
a fun vacation.

Speaker 11 (01:52:26):
I love to treat him to a lot of things.

Speaker 6 (01:52:27):
Here's what I'm gonna treat you too. Count to three
and if you don't hear anything, that means I hung
up on you. Okay, watch this, just.

Speaker 11 (01:52:34):
Count the three.

Speaker 5 (01:52:35):
How about a fun filled.

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
Hell?

Speaker 5 (01:52:38):
Oh yes, this is mister Michael Upon I'm from travel Town.

Speaker 37 (01:52:42):
Are you for real?

Speaker 5 (01:52:42):
We have a trip for you for Cancun, Mexico for
seven nine.

Speaker 11 (01:52:46):
You'll call on me one more time on this telephone number.

Speaker 6 (01:52:48):
I'm telling you, I'm gonna call a better business, fewerau
on you people, and that's the end of it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:52):
Sir, you said it a little high strung. Maybe you
can use a vacation at this time.

Speaker 11 (01:52:55):
No, look, I want a vacation from this telephone call. Hello,
I don't call here no more. I don't want a trip, buddy,
I'm trying to go to sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:53:06):
Is skiing your thing?

Speaker 11 (01:53:07):
No?

Speaker 20 (01:53:07):
Ski, I have no leg Maybe you'd like to go
to Las Vegas, Nevada's where?

Speaker 5 (01:53:12):
Maybe gambling is your thing?

Speaker 11 (01:53:14):
I lost my house.

Speaker 5 (01:53:15):
That's unfortunate. Can I have your address at this time? Please?

Speaker 4 (01:53:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:53:19):
One two three mocking Bird Lane, Texas. Zip code please
one two three four five six seven.

Speaker 5 (01:53:26):
That's too many digits for a zip code?

Speaker 11 (01:53:27):
One two three four five that's how ridiculous this phone
call is?

Speaker 20 (01:53:31):
Which credit card would you like to be using it
this time?

Speaker 6 (01:53:34):
I got about you know, three four dozen? Let me
just go put in my pocket and get one for you.
They're all gone. I don't have any How would.

Speaker 5 (01:53:41):
You expect to pay for this trip?

Speaker 22 (01:53:42):
Sir?

Speaker 11 (01:53:42):
Do you do you?

Speaker 35 (01:53:43):
Do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:53:43):
Do you get?

Speaker 11 (01:53:43):
Do you get thrills? On calling somebody? Seven times?

Speaker 2 (01:53:46):
Sir.

Speaker 6 (01:53:46):
Something not talking and you listen now, sir, I've been
your idea. You're you're aggravating me.

Speaker 11 (01:53:51):
Okay, I'm busy. You're calling me on my time, not yours.
I don't want your vacations. I said no to everything.
You can't have my address.

Speaker 6 (01:53:59):
No, no, no, or on a checklist on your computer,
check the number and throw the number out and forget
you called me.

Speaker 5 (01:54:05):
Somebody at some time must have been interested in a
happy getaway.

Speaker 11 (01:54:09):
No, not me. I'm sitting here listening just so you
get to the end. And I could say no. I
don't know. I understand why you people don't understand it.

Speaker 15 (01:54:16):
No, don't mean no.

Speaker 5 (01:54:16):
But maybe you could change your mind because.

Speaker 11 (01:54:18):
I'm not changing my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 11 (01:54:21):
Even if I would change my mind, I wouldn't change
it on this phone call. No, no, can I hold on?
Let me go get the newspaper. If flying down a
good add to see where you can go? Hold on
a second. Oh Jesus, you know you can go on
Perial tours. You can go to Italy. You want to
go to Italy.

Speaker 9 (01:54:35):
I've been to Italy, so this is lazy.

Speaker 11 (01:54:37):
I'm gonna stay that phone for three hours. That's what
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna drive this guy now.

Speaker 20 (01:54:40):
Okay, now that we send you over to Orlando, Florida.
Are you a fan of Mickey Mouse and his World?

Speaker 2 (01:54:45):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:54:46):
Rook, look look, I'm hanging up now. Don't call back.
It's not by mistake. It's not by mistake, trust me.

Speaker 9 (01:54:52):
So you're doing a good job.

Speaker 11 (01:54:53):
Bother somebody else, please, sir. If you bother somebody else, sir.

Speaker 20 (01:54:57):
If you're act now, we'll throw in some American tourist
or luggage.

Speaker 11 (01:55:00):
I can't now, I'm acting now bye, he.

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
Can throw you. Oh, good afternoon.

Speaker 20 (01:55:06):
This is mister Michael up and hunting with travel Bown
Northeaster Wag.

Speaker 5 (01:55:09):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 11 (01:55:10):
I'll buy something from you if you give me to
your supervisor.

Speaker 5 (01:55:13):
My supervisor. His name is Michael Doherty from West Babylon.
And this is Gary Jones from Elvis, Duran. And you've
been phone tapped. You got your the best, you got
your the best.

Speaker 11 (01:55:25):
I've been phone tapped.

Speaker 6 (01:55:26):
Still laughing in the background over there, I got this
jerk next to me that now he was playing dumb
for his whole I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:55:33):
I'll tell you what you guys are aroundless Man.

Speaker 15 (01:55:37):
Elvis Duran a phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:55:39):
This song table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 15 (01:55:43):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:55:58):
Let's talk about mass you're dating? Shall we master dating?
It means you kind of just date yourself by yourself.
Love that I do too.

Speaker 7 (01:56:13):
You date yourself by and you buy yourself flowers, send
yourself a card.

Speaker 5 (01:56:18):
This is can't wait to see you tonight.

Speaker 8 (01:56:21):
Basically live out Flowers by Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 5 (01:56:24):
Yes it's true. Go to a nice restaurant, buy yourself
from dinner. Why not?

Speaker 41 (01:56:28):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:56:29):
So talk about why you're so excited about this concept, Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:56:33):
Okay, So, I think that once you love yourself and
truly love yourself and date yourself, and you find a
way to be entertained by yourself and be your own
best friend, that's when you're the best partner to another
person because you're not codependent. You're not depend you know,
making them be your everything and centering your world around them.
And I think people like that. I think it's important

(01:56:54):
in any relationship to have your own independence and be
your own person and compliment each other rather than complete
each other. And I think a lot of people are
looking to be completed. But if you find someone who
completes you, then that means when they're gone, you're not
a whole version of yourself anymore. And I think it's
really important to just be whole on your own and
then be with someone.

Speaker 5 (01:57:15):
I so agree. I mean you, it's an old, old
law in the world of dating.

Speaker 7 (01:57:21):
It's like, you should never date anyone unless you like yourself,
otherwise it's going to be disaster, right, Yeah, And look,
you know, we always have things to iron out in
our lives. We always have potholes in the road, and
I get that, but we're human, absolutely, But uh, there's
nothing worse than getting into relationship and it just crashes
and burns because you blame them for things that are your.

Speaker 5 (01:57:43):
Fault or you know what have you. I don't know.
So everyone single, even if you're with someone, it's good
to go out on a master date night, master date,
master date yourself. Yes, Danielle, you're married. Do you have kids?
Do you ever a master date?

Speaker 22 (01:57:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:57:59):
I mean every now and then I'll go do something
on my own. I like to go someplace and read
a book. Sometimes I like to go to like a
cafe or something, have a cup of coffee, read a
book and just relax. So yeah, I'm fine with it.
I've gone to the movies by myself. There was a
movie I wanted to see, nobody else wanted to see.

Speaker 5 (01:58:15):
I went, Yeah, Danielle, you have mastered master dating. Yes, Danielle,
I have you have Froggy ever a master date?

Speaker 9 (01:58:24):
You know what, I don't think I like myself enough
to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:27):
No, I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:58:27):
Maybe I need to learn to like myself a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:58:29):
Well, you know, it's very telling me. If you're not
master dating enough, then you need to think about this. Scary.
I'm sure you master date from time to time. I'm
afraid of master dating because you'll go blind or something.

Speaker 14 (01:58:42):
No, because it to me again, you know me, I
think everybody, the whole world is looking at me, and
I'm I probably should just live in my own skin.
But in a weird way, I kind of master date
in a way that I feel complete. What Gandhi was
saying before, I feel like I'm a whole and I
don't need anyone to complete me.

Speaker 5 (01:59:02):
But at the same time, I can't physically do things.
I can't go places by myself. Well, then you know what,
maybe you should focus on that. Yeah, scary is the
kind of guy who cannot go to a restaurant by himself,
can't go see a movie by himself, because he thinks
people are looking at him, judging him. I find that
sort of narcissistic a little bit. Just say so. It

(01:59:24):
looks like, you know, and I've got friends over this weekend,
i won't have time to master date. But next week
I'm gonna master date all week long. Yeah, NonStop. It's
gonna be just a It's gonna be a master date Paloosa.

Speaker 9 (01:59:41):
Can you master date multiple times?

Speaker 5 (01:59:43):
Right exactly? Someone else sends a text, I'm afraid to
do things alone. I feel like everyone's judging me. They're not.
I mean, look, I'm not saying that you're not interesting
or people aren't paying attention to you. What I am
saying is, don't limit your life because you think people
are paying attention to you.

Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
Win.

Speaker 5 (02:00:01):
They most likely aren't, and they don't care totally, no offense.
They don't care. They don't care if you're alone eating.

Speaker 16 (02:00:08):
I think we all think so, like if a hair
is out of place, or if like you know, something's
wrong with our outfit.

Speaker 11 (02:00:13):
Whatever.

Speaker 16 (02:00:13):
We think too much of ourselves and most of the
time people go nobody cares. No one's looking at you.

Speaker 5 (02:00:19):
It's true, though, And if they do care, who cares?
Switching gears, Alli is on a road trip. Wait till
you hear this, Ali from Allentown, PA. How you doing, Ali?

Speaker 25 (02:00:30):
Good?

Speaker 15 (02:00:31):
How are you guys doing well?

Speaker 5 (02:00:33):
So you are in the car right now with your
three year.

Speaker 23 (02:00:36):
Old and your husband right yes, and her puppy.

Speaker 5 (02:00:42):
They're driving from Allentown, Pennsylvania to Disney.

Speaker 17 (02:00:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:00:46):
Wow, So you started this journey at nine thirty last night.
You still have roughly seven hours to go. How's it
going so far with you, your husband, your daughter, and
your puppy.

Speaker 11 (02:01:00):
Hey.

Speaker 23 (02:01:00):
I drove the first leg of the trip and we
just recently switched.

Speaker 3 (02:01:06):
Of course.

Speaker 23 (02:01:06):
Our daughter was up at like five point thirty and
she was like, are we here? And I was like, nowhere,
North Carolina.

Speaker 5 (02:01:11):
No, I've got bad news. We get sick.

Speaker 7 (02:01:14):
We're a little over halfway. So when you get to Disney,
what do you do with your puppy? I've always wondered
what people do with their dogs?

Speaker 5 (02:01:20):
If they take them.

Speaker 23 (02:01:21):
So we are staying at a pet friendly resort. We're
staying at Art of Animation, so he'll be able to
be with us when we're.

Speaker 15 (02:01:29):
Not in the park.

Speaker 23 (02:01:30):
And they just ask that he's not in the room
for more. I think it's like more than seven hours.
But having a three year old, we have to break
the day up so he'll have copious amounts of time
with his family and time for us too.

Speaker 5 (02:01:45):
So wow, And so is this their first time at Disney?

Speaker 23 (02:01:50):
So my husband has never been to Disney and my
three year old has never been to Disney.

Speaker 5 (02:01:56):
Yeah, so I'm going to ask a question that some
parents may think is offensive. So you're going to a
pet friendly resort where you can leave your pet. Is
there to go to a three year old friendly place
where they'd watched your three year old?

Speaker 12 (02:02:08):
I mean an adult in Disney?

Speaker 5 (02:02:10):
Yeah, so you can go do adulting at Disney's just
for a few hours, watch Illuminations or whatever over at
Epcot or they still do that. I don't know, You're
gonna have a great time.

Speaker 13 (02:02:19):
You can do child swap though, which is good.

Speaker 16 (02:02:21):
So like if you want to go on a ride
that the little one can't go on. You guys can
do the whole child swap thing.

Speaker 13 (02:02:26):
So that's good.

Speaker 19 (02:02:26):
What is that?

Speaker 41 (02:02:27):
Yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:02:29):
I've never been to Disney and I don't have children, So.

Speaker 16 (02:02:31):
If you haven't, say you're you know, you have one
kid and the adults want to go on the ride,
the dad can stay with the kid while the mom
goes on the ride and instead of getting back on
the line, you swap.

Speaker 13 (02:02:42):
It out person. Yeah, which is very nice of this,
But Disney does it, universal does it? A lot of
the big parks do it?

Speaker 37 (02:02:48):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (02:02:48):
Got It makes me want to have a child, Just
tell that. Come on, Gandhi, let's have a kid. Okay, Ali,
you and your family have a wonderful time. And you
know the part of the journey, journey to Disney is
part of the fun. So I hope you're making the
most of this long drive and a send us a text,
Send us a text, and when we're back from vacation,

(02:03:08):
let us know how it was.

Speaker 15 (02:03:09):
Okay, absolutely, thank you?

Speaker 5 (02:03:12):
All right, allie? Safe driving?

Speaker 17 (02:03:13):
Wow?

Speaker 13 (02:03:14):
Writer switch now and that's cool or something.

Speaker 5 (02:03:18):
So are you guys up for long road trips like that?
I mean, that's a long road trip.

Speaker 8 (02:03:22):
Hell yeah, yeah, with the right people, road trips are
the best.

Speaker 9 (02:03:26):
Right, that's the key word, with the right Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 13 (02:03:30):
I don't want to see who the wrong person is,
but she knows who she is.

Speaker 21 (02:03:35):
In my car.

Speaker 13 (02:03:38):
I want to go on one of those long train
rides where you sleep on the train. Yeah, I want
to do that.

Speaker 2 (02:03:43):
Well.

Speaker 11 (02:03:43):
Good.

Speaker 5 (02:03:43):
That means you don't have to drive, you can be
in your you know whatever. Wait, who you talking about?
Who you don't want to travel with? Oh, don't do teasing?

Speaker 29 (02:03:51):
That does it?

Speaker 41 (02:03:53):
Rhyme withducer smam, okay, Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (02:04:10):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Until next time. Say peace out, everybody, peece out, everybody.