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Elvis invites a new friend to visit the station today. We discuss the price of eggs and whether getting chickens is a good idea or not. PLUS, it's national fart day!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
I am addicted to this show.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm seeking your attention.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
That.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Yeah, they just crack me up. Elvista Wrenn in the
morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well, well, here we go. It is. If you're keeping score,
it's a don't tell me it's Wednesday, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (00:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
No, okay, don't have a February fifth.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes, as my dad would say, all day.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
What time is it?

Speaker 6 (00:36):
Time?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
We're gonna watch? Thanks dad. Dad never leaves us, does he? Hey,
welcome to Wednesday. The whole whole crew is here. There's Gandhi,
there's Danielle, Straight and Egg. Good morning, Scary my, I
see Froggy, Hi, Frog Hello, producer. Sam's in the house,
Producer Sam, Good morning, Scottie. Be over there, high Sinati, Hi,

(00:58):
good morning, Dim, good morning. There she blows? Is that
Garrett in today? Do we know? Is Garrett's here? We
have to get sound with Garrett? My favorite sound I
heard overnight. Have you heard the do Not come to
Miami for spring Break commercial?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:15):
So good?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh no, I love that?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh my god. Yes, it looks like a I don't
know I describe it. We'll play for you later. They're
putting out commercials to play across the country so people
will not go to Miami Beach for spring breaks.

Speaker 8 (01:35):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It is pretty cool. Anyway, we'll get into that later. Anyway,
I'm thinking maybe Lady Gaga, what do you think I'll road?
I still love it. It's getting better and better every
time we play it. Yeah. The guy goes back. Hey,

(01:57):
first caller of the day is Lauren. She she needs
our guys. Let's let's rally around. Lauren. Hi, Lauren, I.

Speaker 9 (02:04):
Good morning, everybody, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
So Lauren's son is competing in a wrestling tournament, but
she needs our good luck. Okay, well it seems like
he would need good luck. But you're saying you're freaking out.
Why are you freaking out?

Speaker 9 (02:21):
I'm freaking out because the mothers are more nervous than
the kids.

Speaker 10 (02:25):
Uh competing, of course, because you want your kid to
get you know, I don't know, like got in the
headlocked the wrong way, wrestled.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, and also exactly, and they're down on that mat
and they're putting their their dirty bits in each other's
faces and things.

Speaker 9 (02:37):
Oh god, this bits everywhere.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh okay, So look, you can't freak out. You've got
to just trust your son's gonna get in there do
the best he can and that's all you can do.

Speaker 9 (02:52):
No, he will. He's really good, he's top. I just
want to wish him luck because it's the leagues and
he makes this, he wins this, he'll go to County
and then to States, and we're just so proud of
him because he's doing so well. He's actually, I hate
to say it, but he's undefeated. So we'll see what
happens there you go.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Before you know it, he'll be in the WWE, yes.

Speaker 9 (03:13):
Or in college wrestling.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
That would be good.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, no, no, no, don't you want him in the ring?
Don't you want him like the ww E when they're
like bashing him over the head with folding chairs.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Making money, damn making millions.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, we got to come up with a name for
your son, exactly. Well. Look, best of Chase, best of
luck to Chase, Best of love to you, mom. I know,
even though it's his tournament, it's you that needs all
the attention.

Speaker 9 (03:37):
I love you, thank you so much, and I love
you guys so much. You make my commute forty five
minutes every morning to Greenland from Lennenhurst bearable, and I
love you all so much.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, thank you mom, and you're gonna be okay, don't worry.
And you tell Chase. We say, good, Look, hey, what
do you have for What do you have for our
friend Lauren? For Lauren, we've got a fifty dollars Wendy's
gift cards so she can get that breakfast burrito. There
you go, burrito, that's what you're making.

Speaker 9 (04:01):
You're welcome Lauren so much I'll give I'll give it
to him after the wrestling.

Speaker 8 (04:06):
Match he can eat.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, not before you don't want to get Maybe make
sure somebody doesn't check is oil during a match. That's
a bad movie. You don't know what an oil check is.
We don't want to know. Don't tell that to it.
Don't tell that to a nervous mother. All right, thank you, Lauren.
Hold on one second, all right, she's on. Holy what
is oil checking? Show up?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, no, show put your finger up there by. Yeah,
that's that's what they do.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
They do it in like football piles all the time.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
They do Yeah. O my god. Why am I doing
a radio show? I could be in the ring. All right. Anyway, Well,
welcome to the day, Froggy. When's last time you had
an oil check? I've been a little bit, are you offering?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, it's so wild, I could use one. Okay, Well,
what a busy day we have ahead at us. Oh gosh,
give me the glove. Let's get into the three things
we need to know from Gandhi. Let's get on with
our Wednesday. What's going on Gandhi?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
All right?

Speaker 8 (05:12):
A new bill in the Senate would cap credit card
interest rates at ten percent. Introduced yesterday by Bernie Sanders
and Missouri Republican Josh Holly, The cap would be in
effect for five years if it becomes a law. Credit
card industry lobbyists argue that interest rate caps would actually
hurt consumers, and they are likely to oppose that bill.
The average credit card interest rate is more than twenty

(05:32):
percent currently, and Americans owe more than one point one
trillion dollars. President Trump says Palestinians have no alternative but
to live somewhere else. Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin
Netanyahum met yesterday, with Trump saying the US is prepared
to take over the territory. He did not rule out
the possibility of sending in US troops to help accomplish
his vision. Of course, opponents are saying he risks, further

(05:55):
igniting the region. And finally, Pennsylvania authorities say, one hundred
thousand organic eggs orth over forty thousand dollars we're stolen
from the back of a truck over the weekend. Police
say the eggs were taken late Saturday night from the
back of a distribution trailer outside an organic food center
in an area south of Harrisburg. They offered no details

(06:15):
on how such a major heist could have occurred unnoticed.
So far, police say they have no leads. They're asking
anybody with information about the eggs to call the Pennsylvania authorities. Wow,
and those are her three things.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Did you hear what waffle house is doing?

Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Charge Scottie me our waffle house director. They are charging
fifty cents per egg until this is all done. What
it's a lot eggs, man.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
They're like thirteen dollars for a dozen in Miami right now.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
In parts of Miami, I'm thinking people are going to
pull up like bite next to the dumpster behind the
Walmart and open the window, go do you have the cash?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
And they pass over like a half dozen eggs.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
Eat your eggs.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I mean, I love so much. I'll pay fifty cents. Yeah, egg,
will you? Yeah, Scotty. What else is going on in
waffle House news? Anything good? Scattered, smothered and covered? Ah yeah, yes,
Oh I like them capped. Also, that's mushrooms capped. Well,
I like it with peppered with hal opinion. We have
to get them up here. It's been a while. They
never bring hash browns. It's always waffles. I'll order that

(07:18):
for you. I have a connection, okay, all right, Oh
do you have an egg connection? No? Okay, God, I've
fifty cent surch charge on each egg at waffle House
for your breakfast. Oh, let's just get going, you guys
ready for your Wednesday?

Speaker 8 (07:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
The Morning Show Live Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Mark your calendar for SNL fifty The Homecoming Concert. It's
a Peacock Live event hosted by Jimmy Fallon and packed
with legendary performances and sketches. SNL fifty The Homecoming Concert,
streaming on February fourteenth, live from Radio City Music Hall
on Peacock.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Hey, you picked a great day to listen. If you
listen one day a year, this is the one you
should listen on we're giving away a cruise, Nate, you
promised us yesterday did we would give away a cruise
on Norwegian Cruise Line today. I'm a man of my word. Okay,
all right, about forty minutes, all right, all right, market
forty minutes. So we're talking about this egg sit situation.

(08:29):
I just stop and think. You know, with the price
of eggs just going sky high, you need a person,
you need a guy, you need a you need a
you need a dealer, deal And I got it. I
have a few up at the farm, you know, down
the road. And uh, I'm sure they're gonna they're gonna
charge a lot. They're gonna twice gouge.

Speaker 8 (08:51):
Yeah, if you're getting it street from the street, premium,
street premium.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Then we remembered our friend Kubby, who works down the
hall that life. Yeah, he chickens, he knows chickens. He had, well, okay,
five chickens, was giving him like five eggs per day.
I'm like, that's all you need?

Speaker 8 (09:09):
Really, yeah, that's way more than I would need.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Sure, Well, then he told me a sad story, and
when he comes down, I'm gonna save it for him.
He's gonna come down to.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Tell the said chicken chicks anymore.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
The story is on the way Daniell's let's not jump
the gun now, but no spoilers. Okay, Well he's at
light FM. I'm thinking, well, you've got time come on
down and talk to us about your chickens and your eggs.
Because you're playing Christmas music already. Probably throw on some Perry.
Come on and come on down, he says, he's gonna
try to get down here talk about it.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
There are a few places near me where people have chickens,
and I always try to be nice to them when
I walk by. Okay, now I think I need to
be extra.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
You need a guy, you need a girl woman, I
don't know you're gonna eat. You need a dealer. But
my neighbor has chickens as well. I've thought about sneaking
over there in the middle of the night. Well, you're
stick in my hand to the They should guard these
these chickens.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yes, right now, definitely.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
A year ago, didn't even think about this being a thing.
Now it's a thing.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
You have a farm. We should get some show chickens.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Show chickens for the show. Oh, I think like entering competition.
Maybe this year at the Iowa State Fair we can
enter our show chickens.

Speaker 8 (10:22):
I need your farm to keep all the things for me,
our little show donkey we're trying to get.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
We've got, we've got the land. We've got it, and.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Who's taking care of all? I'll come over, okay, right,
I'll be there.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
So chickens, Yeah, chickens. This is the conversation today, my.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
Lord, chickens are so mean to they just like have
bad little attitudes.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well some can't be mean. Roosters get really mad. Hey,
producer Sam is here. We got to get into the
horse chicken ideas, any chicken thoughts anything.

Speaker 11 (10:54):
My neighbor has chickens, and I love the guy and
I might show up at John's house later and just
you know, bring him.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Bring them a fruit platter.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
You know what you should do exactly sneak over there
and wear something seductive, walk into the barnyard. Walk into
the barnyard and go, hey, what's his name again? John?
He said, John, Hey, John, I love some of your eggs.

Speaker 12 (11:28):
Leaves with not chicken eggs, but a restraining order.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Come on, these are tough times, man. We gotta get
a riggs.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
People are giving those eggs for a Valentine's Day this year,
dozen eggs.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Just for your Can you imagine? All right, I'm pretty
sure Sam. Who are you doing your horse goes with today?

Speaker 12 (11:44):
Elvis? Will you read them with me today?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh my god? Yeah, oh my gosh. I didn't know
what I was doing this all right. If it's your
birthday today, you celebrate with Christiano Ronaldo with those crazy
pencil thin eyelashes eyebrows. Also you celebrate with Bobby Brown
and my buddy Darren Away saving your birth day today.
All right, cap Acorn, take a moment, finish that project.
You'll be surprised at how much easier it feels once

(12:07):
it's done. Duh. Your Days at eight.

Speaker 12 (12:11):
Aquarius, prepare for a surprise challenge at work. Stay calm, focused,
and you will handle it like a pro.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Your Days of six, hey pis c something you've been
thinking about will finally come to life. Finally. Don't hold back,
make it happen. Your Days of nine aries.

Speaker 11 (12:25):
A short break will refresh you and help you tackle
the rest of your day, So take a beat when
you need one.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Your Days an eight, hey Tarus, it's okay to not
have all the answers right away, so don't rush the solution.

Speaker 11 (12:35):
Your days of five, Jem and I, don't be afraid
to try a new approach.

Speaker 12 (12:39):
A little risk could pay off with big results.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Your day's of nine, Hey, Cancer. Creativity is about thinking differently,
so try a new way to tackle an old task
and watch how it changes everything. Your day's a.

Speaker 12 (12:49):
Nine, Leo, don't overthink everything. Move forward with the best
opinion you have.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Your days of six, hey, Burgo, keep an eye open.
Something you've been waiting for is closer than you think.
Oh that's your day's a seven.

Speaker 9 (13:02):
Lee, Bro.

Speaker 12 (13:02):
Stay connected with a mentor. You never know when you'll
need some reliable advice.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Your day's an eight, Hello, Scorpio. Prepare yourself for a
small setback and don't let it discourage you. Your day's
a seven.

Speaker 11 (13:13):
And finally, Sagittarius, be ready to make a quick decision.
Trust your instincts, and you'll handle whatever comes your way.
Your day's a ten and those are Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh okay, so it's Darren Chris's birthday. Christiano Ronaldo and
Bobby Brown. Which Bobby Brown?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Which one.

Speaker 12 (13:30):
Musical artist?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's musical artist Bobby Bobby the other Bobby. Yes, thank you,
producer Sam. If you and next door and get some
of those eggs you get by lingerie, No one's making
a keys today is too expensive. There you go. What
do you have coming up in your first report of the.

Speaker 10 (13:52):
Day, Danielle, The Kansas City Chiefs are getting a production
company going, and I'll sure give some advice to Kendrick
Lamar for.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Master of Me is her new biography. It's Kicky Palmer.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Hey, I have a question about the book. If I
listen to it on like an audible, are you telling
the story?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yes, yes, I live an edible tible.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
At Mercedes Benz. There's a reason they go the extra mile,
from testing their vehicles in desert heat and arctic cold
to creating AI that can anticipate your needs and preferences
on the road. They demand every car is worthy of
their star because it's Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Elvista ran in the Morning Show, just like Elvister ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Hey, hey, you need to understand something that's going on
right now. The flu pneumonia massive right now. We heard
from a good friend who was in the emergency room
yesterday the day before, two hundred people in there. Oh damn,
can't breathe. They're all sick. It's really really bad. So
wash your hands, stay away from people scary. Don't cough

(15:03):
in people's faces. Please roger that. Oh yeah, Garrett, Garrett.
Garrett was in the emergency room a couple of days
ago with a family. I can't turn him on, you can't.
Can you find a microphone that works in this fringing place?
How about that one? Try that one? Hello? Here you
so you had to take someone you love to the
emergency room. Yep, they're doing okay, Yeah, they're doing better now.

(15:25):
And then.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
They came home yesterday, and then this morning my father
in law did the same thing. He had to go
as well.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
So they're piling into emergency room. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
And the one thing I realized over the last two days,
you know, I give credit to physician assistants, doctors and
nurses seeing what they had to just deal with. Last night,
in the middle of the night, when my wife took
my mother in law and she said that there was
two hundred and twenty people ahead of her before she
could be seen.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
In an er.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Wow, And that's a typical they go, it's been crazy
like this for the last like two weeks now.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
A lot of people are living their lives is if
they have no clue this is going on. Oh yeah
it is. It's big.

Speaker 8 (16:07):
It's worse this year than it's been for a very
long time. A really famous Taiwan Taiwanese actress just died
from the flu, and they're saying that the numbers are outstanding.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
And they don't have room, so like people are literally
in the hallways, like they're in the hallways with makeshift
shift walls, like protecting them from the next.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Week, just doing what they can do. Yeah, we had
a friend who I mean weeks ago he was in
and he was he was hooked up, I mean for
several weeks. Yeah, and then I'm like, was this a thing? Yeah,
it's getting worse and now it's this. So if you're
in the healthcare industry, you're one of our favorite nurses
or in er er people or whatever we are hearing,

(16:46):
we're hearing from you. It texts me now at fifty
five one hundred if you have any thoughts on this.
But yeah, it's a big thing. Get the flu shot.
If you can light me up like a Christmas tree.

Speaker 8 (16:54):
Yeah, can we bring something up about this flu shot vers.
Remember the other day when Nate was giving his around
room and he told all of us get your flu shot. Everybody,
it's important get your flu shot. So I was asking him,
how was it? Did it hurt?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
You know?

Speaker 8 (17:06):
How long were you not feeling well? Guess what his
answer was? What he didn't get a flu shot?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I forgot. I forgot.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Everyone else he forgot, forgot.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Had a busy day doing stuff. All right, Well you
need you need to go get pricked. One person probably
got the prick and they're probably safe now because of me.
You're welcome, You're welcome. Well, I don't think that is
there a shortage Some places have like my doctor ran out,
so I would have had to go find a.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
Place to get a flu shot, like a minute clinic.

Speaker 10 (17:37):
It doesn't mean that you're not going to get the flu.
It just means that hopefully it will lesson if you
do get it, it will be less crazy.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
We're talking about to dance between the flu and pneumonia
too at the same time, So there's a lot going on.
And then the eggs are so expensive. Don't get me
started about the eggs. I'm still trying to find different
ways I can profit off this. I need a corner
the egg market. I'm gonna do it anyway. We got
to get into the Danielle Report. There was something else
I wanted to say, Oh we have we're counting down

(18:05):
to you winning a cruise on Norwegian. That's happening about
thirty minutes. Yeah, is that a yes?

Speaker 13 (18:11):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, yes, got me ask you a question. Don't get
mad at me for saying. You've been in radio for
how long?

Speaker 11 (18:16):
Nate?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
If I ask you a question, the mics are on,
people need to hear the answer, but you just shake
your head. No one can hear you. Shake it in
your head and listen. We don't like you were in
the forty. You were in the middle of a sentence.
So I nodded, thinking that by the time you got
to the end of this sentence you was like, okay,
yes they are Okay, there you go. People knew that.
Don't nod if you're if you're coming in as a guest,
don't nod. Just say the word yes or no. It's good.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I've had it with you. I'm not am I gonna
buy you breakfast after this I'm gonna order some eggs.
Oh wow, maybe egg salad. I'm gonna go crazy Faller,
all right, Danielle, all right.

Speaker 10 (18:55):
So the twenty to twenty five Met Gala announced their
dress code, It's Tailored for You, which lines up with
their themes super Fine Tailoring, Black Style. The theme was
announced by co chairs Asap Rocky Farrell Williams.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
The list goes on and on.

Speaker 10 (19:10):
Vogue calls the men's wear focused dress code both guided
and open to creative interpretation, and the Gallas said for
May fifth at the Met as it always is. So
I guess we'll see what people come up with when
they show up. It'll be interesting. So last year, Katie
Perry suggested that Jelly Roll would make a great replacement
for her at the judges table once she left American Idol.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
But you know that Gig went to Carrie Underwood instead.

Speaker 10 (19:35):
But Jelly will join this upcoming season of Idol as
the show's first ever artist in residence. He will join
the show during its Hollywood Week episodes. He'll be on
all those episodes, and then he'll continue to appear throughout
the season on different episodes. So artists in Residence and
I guess whenever they need him, he'll show up, or
whenever he has time in his busy schedule he'll show up.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's pretty cool. We love him.

Speaker 10 (19:59):
Kendrick Lamar are getting ready to take the stage at
the super Bowl halftime show this weekend. We know that
Usher was on the Jennifer Hudson Show and he was
trying to give some advice to Kendrick, not not actually
like with Kendrick sitting there, but like you know, putting
it out in the universe. And he said, the one
thing I would say is savor the moment because you
get obsessed in trying to build the best performance, but

(20:22):
you don't realize that it's really about enjoying it. And
you know, Usher headlined last year's super Bowl halftime show,
so he knows what he's talking about. The he defending
super Bowl champions. Kansas City Chiefs are opening a production company.
They will be developing scripted and unscripted content. They have
a creative team already for this and it came to

(20:44):
them because of that Hallmark Channel film Holiday Touchdown.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
The film did so well that they were.

Speaker 10 (20:51):
Like, huh, maybe this is something, so we should, you know,
do something with it, and that's exactly what they're doing.

Speaker 8 (20:56):
So they're good that they're being conscious of people getting
sick of them.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's so crazy. I sort of coulous.

Speaker 10 (21:02):
And Kanye may have cost himself twenty million dollars why
because of what his wife did on the red carpet
at the Grammys where she dropped her coat and she
was naked. Anyway, his Tokyo concerts are scheduled and they
could be canceled because everybody in Japan they're really upset
with what he did. A source in Japan is saying
that he misjudged the tolerance of the Japanese people, that

(21:25):
this is something that they do not like. The stunt
was creepy, beyond belief and has been greeted with horror
in Japan. And so they are actually thinking whether or
not to keep those concerts going or whether to cancel
those concerts.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Oh well, yep.

Speaker 10 (21:40):
Fire Aid has raised over one hundred million dollars so far,
and you can still give money. If you want to donate,
you can fireaidla dot org again, fireaidla dot org.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
So they're still raising the money. Ah, oh, this is
my this is a very funny story. Are you ready?

Speaker 10 (21:56):
So Adrian Brody was on the Tonight Show with Jimmy
Fallon and he was talking about how they were out,
you know, after he did filming for something. They were
removing all of his makeup. They were moving apparatuses from
his face and they were, you know, really going in deep.
And then the woman was trying so hard to take
his nose off with his solvent and he had to say, yeah,

(22:18):
that doesn't come off.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
That's my nose. And she said, I'm so sorry, and
then she told him this is going to go in
my diary. But like she was so yeah, but yeah,
can you imagine that. She was like, that's not going anywhere, lady. Sorry,
what do we want? What are we watching?

Speaker 10 (22:36):
Super Bowl Greatest Commercial's funniest of all time, You've got
Special Forces, World's Toughest Test, all of your Chicago shows
are on, and Netflix gives you kind of pregnant with
Amy Schumer.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
And that's my Danielle Report.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
So we're sitting around talking about this weekend. We'll be
in Orlando at Universal Orlando getting ready for Marty Cross.
So excited We're gonna have a great weekend and doing
our show live from Universal Orlando Monday morning. So we've
decided for Super Bowl Sunday, we're all gonna be together.
Let's have a party. And of course they decided, not me,
they being everyone else on the show, decided it will

(23:08):
be in my room.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Okay, we're so excited, all right.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
So I'm kind of hot and cold on it. You're
the best host out of all of us, what you
really are the host with the most I'm save yourself.
We will have rules, people will Froggy already wrote rule
number one. If you got to pooh, go to your
own room. Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 14 (23:30):
I don't care if Elvis has seven bathrooms in his room,
which he doesn't, but if he did, go to your
own room to do that, or go to the lobby.
Do not do that in somebody else's room.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
When I when I seem to be getting tired, maybe
I don't want to make it till the end of
the Super Bowl. Leave. If you see me vacuuming, get
out of there. I'm gonna b yo v I'm gonna
if you see me vacuuming, go go to your room.
What are the rules do we have? Anyway?

Speaker 8 (24:00):
I think we need to be careful with uh room service.
I feel like people might go a little ham and
just start ordering stuff because it's on your tap.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, there is that.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (24:08):
Oh no puking. No puking in my own yeah, no
outside clothes on the bed.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
And by the way, we're sitting here talking about the
flu going around, do we really all want to be
gathered in there with each other? Be what coughs you
get out? Yes, flu symptoms get out? What's scary? I
had asked you if I could bring a plus one
the other day, and you never know nought straight answer.
If you want to go, if you hang out with
a dishwasher don or whatever his name is, go on.

Speaker 15 (24:37):
I guess I'm not going to be joining you guys.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Okay, all right, we'll miss you. So now the Telly's
down exactly. Daniel's bringing her family. But that's there are
family members of ours too. You know, they're our family.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
And you know, Sheldon does this crazy Super Bowl game
that he you know, with the boxes, and he gives
away all those crazy prizes.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
He can't wait for all of you to be part
of it, so he only has so many prizes. So
you got to tell Waffle House Wally, he can't he
can't come to our party. Waffle you just go to
the bar downstairs. You're fine down there, You're good. Any
other rules I do?

Speaker 14 (25:11):
I sound like I could be a little tough ass. Yes,
go ahead, frog. Do not sit on the bed. Yeah,
stay stay out of the bedroom. I watch it in
the living Do not stop the bedroom private sanctuary.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Don't even enter it.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Stay out of my bedroom. Okay.

Speaker 8 (25:27):
Nate was very excited that you had more than one
bathroom because he wanted to take us.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Here's the thing. I don't like to miss any of
the suit I don't want to miss a commercial. I
don't want to miss a second of the halftime show.
I am not running all the way to my room.
If I have to do a number two, I'm gonna
go right to that little No, you're bedroom. You're not
going to leave the door open. You're poo in my
powder room? Yeah, And I'm gonna leave the door open

(25:52):
so I can see what's going on via the reflection
of that mirror. I'll tell you what. If you're calling
hotel security, scary. If your friend lady, if your friend's
name is life all Larry, he's he's invited.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Sounds like well, Clorox wipes carols.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
She's allowed to gosh emodium Eugene, we can clog him up.
All right? Well, anyway, so any more rules for the
big See, if I just give you a stack of rules,
maybe we'll go. Let's just do it somewhere else.

Speaker 8 (26:20):
I'll be like, yes, right, like no laughing too loud?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, no fun. I'm looking forward to some of it.
Why don't we just like have the first half?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, but we have to watch Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, we'll watch halftime with Kendrick Lamar and.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Then and then we're done.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Then you get out.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Okay, I mean I don't mind.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
That's kind of a good plan.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's halftime, Harry. If he wants to show.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Up, I can't sanitizerr Harry.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Kleenex, Carl, come on it.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
One time is get out Greg exactly. All right. So
that's our rules. We'll be adding as we go. The
rules list is very fluid. Yeah, there you go, not talking,
doing the commercials, not a peak.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
Yeah, okay, whatever is the bartender going to cut people off?
After certain we got a bartender, You're always a bartender.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
What is shut up? Sharing? Show up here in the game.
All right, let's let's uh, let's take the break before
more people are invited to my party?

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Is Elvister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Mark your calendar for SNL fifty The Homecoming Concert. It's
a Peacock Live event hosted by Jimmy Fallon and packed
with legendary performances and sketches. SNL fifty The Homecoming Concert
streaming on February fourteenth, live from Radio City Music Hall
on Peacock.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
You are the best show I've ever listened to in
my life. Your number one on your number, Elvis Ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
You know, every morning we get the list, like what
is today, like National Strawberry Shortcake Day or National whatever day?
I don't know if excuse me, I don't know if
I'm very excited about today? Why it's National fart Day?

Speaker 11 (28:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Wait okay, okay, So how you're supposed to celebrate that?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I think, you know, hang out with Froggy. Yeah yeah,
it's February fifth every year. I didn't know this was
a thing. Huh, we did it, Okay, So I mean
it's weird because I'm looking down my list today. February
fifth is National far Day. January seventh was National past
gas Day, National fifth Day, February fifth March fifth July

(28:43):
thirty first fart out loud day? Okay, what are we
doing to hear?

Speaker 8 (28:49):
People like the same day over and over worded differently.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
So the writers sent me a bunch of fartman. Okay,
thank you?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Are you going to the materials right here?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yes? Thank you, Tom, Thank you Tim. The medical term
for a fart is fletchlans or flat flatooths fletches. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I don't know flat too.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I've heard flatulence. I'm with you. It's almost impossible to
entirely suppress one.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
Yeah, apparently, if you don't let it out, it resorbs
into your bloodstream, or it'll come out as a burp
and be really terrible.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
It will come out to bout the original way too.
It'll it'll fight its way out. Shakespeare loved fart jokes.
If you, if you read Shakespeare, if you're a fan
of a student of Shakespeare. He referred to gas a lot. Uh.
Benjamin Franklin had a book out, I've shared it with you,

(29:53):
called fart Proudly. Let's see. That's about it. That's all
I got for Friday. Can we just move on? Bummer?
We talk about it so much already. I know it's
like we celebrate daily.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Every day is fart day around here.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I feel like we should ignore it today because that's
what we would do.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Well. You can't ignore it, can you. Hey, earlier in
the show is telling you about this new p s
A video I guess it's a commercial whatever that came
out begging people not to go to Miami Beach for
spring break. I've got it. You want to hear it? Yeah,
the visuals are great. You got to see it. If

(30:33):
you do a search for it, you'll find it. But
you can hear a little bit about what it's all
about right here.

Speaker 12 (30:38):
Once you talk to Miami Beach, things went downhill fast.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Hey, you guys, annoying? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
You're drinking in public that's not allowed. The speaker that's
not allowed.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Rule after fool after rule. What do you want me
to do? I don't want you to We didn't know
the rule.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
So annoying.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
G ready to go out hit the town.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Guy saying expect curfews potential curfews, are kidding me?

Speaker 6 (31:04):
I'm not saying all spring break that's okay?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Out the real villain. Here's all these rules do you
I check points? Do you think I want it to
be like this? You have to take off your tents?

Speaker 4 (31:13):
One hundred dollars parking?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Clearly she can't read.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Their worst spring break ever.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
I've come back to Miami Beach just I'm not gonna
spring break. Yeah. I don't know if that's for fun
or is it real?

Speaker 8 (31:27):
No, it's real. They said that they're really imposing a
lot of stuff, so they're going to be hefty fines.
They will tow your car. Parking is going to be
way more expensive. They said that they're trying to do
everything they can to deter people from coming down and
being reckless. It will ruin your day and your friendships.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I knew that that was the case. I didn't know
if that that commercials reach.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I feel like that's a reality show they're about to launch.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
It looks it looks like a reality.

Speaker 8 (31:49):
Yeah, so it's their psa that they want to look
like a reality show trailer a reality check all right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Well hear me out. I don't I don't think you're
welcome on Miami Beach.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
They don't want You're still gonna go. That's not gonna matter.

Speaker 13 (32:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:03):
Once those you know, fifty dollars flights opened up came over,
you can't keep people out.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Wow. Oh man, hey, I must talk about Ace. There
was a radio show for many years called Ace and TJ.
It was a big show radio show. They did very
very well, syndicated and it ceased to exist several years ago,
so it was Ace and TJ. Ace announced last night

(32:28):
he passed away at the age of fifty six. And
I know a lot of people listening to us, especially
streaming online, and many markets across the country were huge
fans of Ace and TJ for a long time. So
I don't believe I ever met Ace, but I always
knew of Ace and TJ because they were huge, I mean,

(32:48):
a big show. They were very very very popular. So
all our best to anyone who we know in the
radio industry and the music industry who had met Ace
all along the way. He has passed away at fifty six. Yes,
so there's that. I want to say something about Ace.
What else is going on today?

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
This cruise we want to give away? Yeah? What what
time are we doing that? Well? I think we should
do it next Elvis when we come back from whatever
we're about to break you to Why an't we about
to do a phone tap?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Okay, next? Okay, yeah, okay, so we'll why not next?
Phone taps in like forty minutes, so it's supposed to
be at twenty past the hour? No, next is next?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
What is next?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
To help me out?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Help me?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I need an interpretship said, if you want to be
really late for the phone taps, then you can do
the cruise next.

Speaker 15 (33:41):
And we usually are very late for the phone tap.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
We still have time time before the phone tap. Okay, okay,
you want to do.

Speaker 15 (33:46):
Twenty pass for the phone toop you can't do the contest?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, you're you're wrong, You're wrong, okay, okay.

Speaker 8 (33:51):
I thought the phone tap had been rolling in around
thirty four lately.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
That or forty five? Oh okay, well all right, So
in other words, we're doing we're going to do the
cruise next? Yes, yes, what I was suggested, we don't
have to do it. What since we're talking about it now,
we actually could pull people to stay listening a little
longer until the closer to the top of the hour.

Speaker 11 (34:14):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I'm just saying that an hour from now. That's great.
That could be like a strategy to get high numbers.
An hour from now would be great. Yesterday you said
this time tomorrow. I did it. What time this time? Okay?
Oh my gosh, I'll be honest. I'll do it whatever
you want to do it. Okay, we'll do it next. Okay,
all right, do it at the top of the hour.

(34:38):
Let's see what else is going on. It's a National
shower with a friend day anyone.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh okay, I.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Don't like that.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
No showering with another person is very overrated.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, I don't want to do that. Ever.

Speaker 8 (34:49):
Not enough water come unless you have one of those crazy,
amazing showers from all angles.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
We do have a shower where we have waters spigots
from all angles. And I'll be showering and I'll see
Alex in Proba saying.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Like, I.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Don't even to be honest, I don't even like anyone
in the bathroom with me when I'm getting ready, I like,
because you know, I've got body image problems, you know.
And I get out of the shower and I'm all naked,
and you know, ooh, I don't really and it seems
like he always walks in when I'm naked. I'm get
out can you just just can I just have the
bathroom just for ten minutes? The door, well, I wouldn't

(35:25):
lock the door.

Speaker 10 (35:25):
It's just I always get nervous when you lock the
door because what if there's an emergency that happens?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Fall emergency, I'm naked?

Speaker 5 (35:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
No, But anyway, so national shower with Do you like
showering with Sheldon?

Speaker 5 (35:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I like showering by myself. I'm not a big shower.
Other person shower what.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Are you Gandhi?

Speaker 8 (35:43):
No, I'll shower by myself.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Please.

Speaker 8 (35:45):
I feel like you bend and contort your body in ways,
you know, trying to get to nooks and crannies and
doing things like don't need to see.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
That but me?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Now, I remember that frog. Remember the time we shower together.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
I do?

Speaker 14 (35:55):
I do.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I enjoyed it. I like I found his nooks, couldn't
find his crannies. Oh, I thought you found them anywhere?
Was that you? You told me that was your belly button?
That was very dark? Anyway, So we're, according to Nate,
the senior executive producer, we're doing the n CL cruise giveaway. Now,

(36:17):
how are you gonna give it away? If you thought
about that? I have so uh, debuting on board Norwegian Aqua. Aqua,
which launches in a month, is revolution a celebration of
Prince their show. So if you're a Prince fan and
you knew, you know your Prince music.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Like yeah they call Now that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
You need to know Prince music.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Do you think they should have Aqua performing on Aqua?

Speaker 7 (36:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
There again, Prince? Okay again that Aqua medley of their
hit They have more than one. We've got to move on.
We've got to move on. We've got to move on.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
You.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
We shouldn't do that because it's praised spittal spittle not
sorry flu season anyway, So coming up, you need to
know a lot about Prince. You probably don't, so call
someone old enough to know about Prince. Yeah, call me mister,
give me away a cruise coming up now. Three things
we need to know from Gandhi? Oh, Gandhi, Hello, what's

(37:20):
going on?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
All right?

Speaker 8 (37:21):
A first US flight carrying illegal migrants has arrived at
Guantanamo Bay. A US official said. The C seventeen plane
took off Tuesday from Alpaso, Texas, and arrived last night
at the Naval station in Cuba. The Department of Homeland
Security says ten people on the flight are suspected members
of the Venezuelan Street Gang. Homeland Security Secretary Christino I'm
posted on x Wantanamo Bay will hold the worst of

(37:44):
the worst.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
President Trump's proposal to take over the Gaza Strip is
getting negative reactions around the world. Saudi Arabia, Russia, and
China are all coming out against an American occupation of
the Palestinian territory. Officials are calling it ridiculous and absurd,
with others saying it's openly calling for ethnic cleansing in Gaza.
Republican Senator Lindsay Graham called it problematic, but said he
will keep an open mind. And finally, what time of

(38:09):
the day do you guys think you feel your best?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
It is not now no.

Speaker 8 (38:15):
That's a problem for us here.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
I use process of elimination, so not now no. Well,
apparently a.

Speaker 8 (38:22):
New study is suggesting that people feel better in the
morning and worse late at night. Your mental health is
better in the morning, not.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Us now wow, Wow, everybody, I start waking up.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
What time do we walk out these doors?

Speaker 8 (38:37):
Depends? It depends on the member of the guest.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Here say mornings people are better space, Yes, th nighttime.

Speaker 8 (38:44):
Recently published study found that people generally reported better mental
health and well being early in the day. They also
said they felt happier and more satisfied with life. Researchers
said that while there's a correlation, they can't be a
certain time of the day affects mental health. But people
seem to be happier.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
In the morning. Could be because we, most of us
slept and reset our lives and thoughts overnight rhythm, and
then all day long we get bits and pieces of
misery from news and from toxic friends.

Speaker 8 (39:11):
You wake up with a fresh slate. As the day
goes on, it gets.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
It goes to hell. Okay, I can see how that
could be one of the factors. All Right, you're a
thousand dollars free money phones not next, We're giving away
a cruise next. Okay, okay, all right, I want to.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Hear something slightly more unhinged than the Morning Show. Don't
kill You Elster's after party.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
What is the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Podcast? We record daily when the morning show is finished,
listen on the iHeart radio app or wherever you get
your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
That's an after party, mister ran in the morning show,
stay with us. I promise it'll get worse.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
So exciting. We're giving you a cruise. Norwegian Cruise is
waiting for you. Cruise Line love them. As a matter
of fact, we're celebrating the birth of a brand new
Norwegian Cruise Line ship, Norwegian Aqua. It's actually uh, I
think the AWA was going to roll out to see
with customers aboard passengers like in a month or two.

(40:12):
Right in April. Launches in April. We launched in April.
Launch time April. Oh no, Cobby Copy is here to
talk about eggs.

Speaker 8 (40:24):
What a transition?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Which he Coby?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Can we get back.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
The show?

Speaker 5 (40:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Hold on because you told me to come down any time.
I don't when we win the show, We're just to
give away a cruise, but not really ask it. Okay, yeah,
well hold on, we have someone ready to play.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Hold on, hey, Jen, hold on one second, don't leave. Okay, Okay,
you do know your print songs.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Right, I've got to go back far.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I'm old, old, I love it. Hold on, hold okay, okay,
So Cobby, yes, some light FM down the hall. Yeah,
we're talking about how waffle House is charging fifty cents
extra per egg. I heard surch charge, that's crazy, and
someone said, go as cuppy, he's got chickens. So I
waltzed down the line FM, thinking they're already playing Christmas
music that we start in March, and I said, hey man,

(41:13):
I'll cut you dealing with some of those eggs from
your chickens. And you told me they're all dead. Okay, yeah,
our chickens are dead. No no, no, no, a fox,
ate them, a fox broken, and yeah, and ate them
all in one swoop. We had five. But a laughing.
He's laughing because I'm not laughing when it happened. You're

(41:35):
you're laughing. Because our son, three year old Miles, was
walking outside and all of a sudden he stopped and
looked down and saw feathers everywhere, and he's like, daddy, daddy.
I'm like, oh no, what's wrong. And I went to
the coop and there was his feathers everywhere and bones,
and yeah, it's messy. We've had many, many friends who've
lost chickens too. It was sad. Foxes and coyotes, and

(41:57):
but when we had them, we had five, and we
were getting one egg a day from each chicken so
we were surviving. We never went to the store to
get eggs for like three or four years. It was great.
When the weather gets warmer, we want to do it
again and get more chickens. But we're always told that
risk you have when you have chickens. There there's always
someone that wants to get in. Not someone, but some animal. Yeah,

(42:23):
so a fox just got in and got them all.
The snow shield for chickens, a ring camera. We're positive
we do have cameras actually on our house and we
were able to get a glimpse of some of it. Yeah,

(42:44):
five chickens one, Yeah, they do. I mean it's a massacre.
We had a good friend who had two dozen chicken,
chickens and roosters taken out. Yeah, and it was it
looked like something you've seen on They always say if
a predator wants to get in, they will figure out
a way, especially if they're hungry. I know that's how
Nate got his job here. Predators get in.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
When you get the chickens, will you get them from
babies and raise them?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, we get them as a little baby hens. Chick
they call those chickens, yeah, chick kick. So when you
do get your chickens back. I want to be like
the first.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
In the alley.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
All right, all right, love you guys, all right. Christmas
starts in March on Light FM. Merry Christmas, thank you.
All right. Now, as we say, Norwegian Cruise Line is
launching Norwegian Aqua coming up in March. That's a month away.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Now, the big show on board and you're gonna love this, Danielle,
is called Revolution, a celebration of Prints.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
This is awesome.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
So it's Revolution, a celebration of Prints, premiering all aboard
the new Norwegian Aqua in twenty twenty five. That's this year,
you know, Prince, that's gonna be a great show to see.
So another reason why you choose Norwegian. They have the
best shows right on board, and Aqua has celebration Prince Revolution.
Now let's see if Jen knows enough about Prince to

(44:06):
score a trip on Norwegian Cruise Line. So it doesn't
have to be awkward, does it. She can go and
that she can choose whatever cruise she wants to do. Yeah,
you can choose whatever whatever cruise you want if you win. Jen, okay, okay,
all right, sorry about that long egg conversation. We had
to get that out of the work.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
That's okay.

Speaker 13 (44:24):
My husband wants to get chickens and this is a
good reason not to get chickens.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Well, I don't know, yes, yeah, yeah, all right, here
we go. So all you have to do it. It's
pretty simple. Just identify the Prince song. Can you do it?

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Okay? I I hope, But I've heard other people thinking
they know stuff when they call in and then they.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Panic, yeah, yeah, don't you got this?

Speaker 8 (44:44):
You got this?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Period. I'll keep it simple, yes, little bit you she
got one. You would think such a huge hit that
could be enough to win the cruise. No, no, no,

(45:09):
nay nay, Here we go. Here's another Prince songs.

Speaker 10 (45:21):
That's very perrect.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, it's it, that's it. That's I'm playing Hello, Hello,
all right, very good.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
My mom was wearing a raspberry very last night when
we went out.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
My mom's cute was she driving in a little red
Corvette's scream?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Man?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
What's that song?

Speaker 14 (45:55):
When doves cry?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Sounds like when the dog especially crying when the fox
gets at him. You're doing really well here, Jen. How
about this one?

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (46:16):
No, let's go.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
What's that one?

Speaker 14 (46:21):
Let's go crazy.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Crazy Gandhi has never heard any of these.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
No I have.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
I'm very fascinated at how excited you guys are getting
about it like hands in the air, stands.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Like the best our heads in because we don't care yet.
You've got four out of four. Good, you've got four
out of four gen Okay, which print song is that?

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Nineteen ninety nine?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Very nice? Okay?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Remember when that came out, we like, oh that's so long,
nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Yeah, it goes in eighth grade?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Crazy, right, all right, here we go. Here's another one. Crazy.
These are so easy?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, these are these are good easy songs.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Purple purple? Right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
let me make these a little more difficult. Maybe you
can see if you can get this one. Here we get.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Wow, pring sounds different.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I didn't know. Princeton Arms of an Asil.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Okay, maybe we have a technical difficulty. All right, you
got that right. Here's another one. Oh, what a great song?

Speaker 5 (48:00):
What is it? Jen?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I want to be your lover?

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Yes, so far you have all of them. How about
this one?

Speaker 10 (48:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Okay, okay, that's not right. Uh okay, we have a
couple of problems here. How about this one to Megan Bama,
what's that one? Hilirious?

Speaker 5 (48:40):
All right?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I think she did pretty well.

Speaker 8 (48:41):
What do you she didn't better than we did?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
She did? You did really well, Jen, congratulations. Now go
to n c L do you are? Go to n
CL dot com, look at all the cruises and decide
which one you want. Are there any like rules or regulations.
It's gotta leave from the Continental Youth, Yeah, yeah, it must.
It must lead from the continental United States. But that's
a lot of cruises from from NCL. So you got

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one good going who excited for you?

Speaker 8 (49:14):
So much fun?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Don't forget brand new rolling off the assembly line in
the month of March. It's Aqua the Brandon Norwegian Crease
Cruise Line ship. Check it out at NCL dot com.
Thanks for listening to us, Jen, have a great day.

(49:38):
I'm gonna play hooky. Goodbye.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
How mister ran in the morning show that free money bonash.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Hey, you know, I'm so excited Scarry is going to
be at the Ugly Dumpling today.

Speaker 8 (49:54):
That sounds fun.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
They're cutting the ribbon at the Ugly Ugly Dumpling. I
would love that. We just entered into the your of
the snake. Yeah, it's time to have some dumplings.

Speaker 8 (50:03):
It's still the Lunar New Year too.

Speaker 14 (50:06):
Food.

Speaker 10 (50:06):
Daniel is not why he's dressed like an ugly dumpling.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
He is.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
He's wearing his ugly dumpling shirt. We'll be there in Linden,
New Jersey. Linden, New Jersey today, right there on Edgar
Edgar Road at twelve thirty.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
So wherever you are in this fine world of ours,
fly on in, get in before the snow starts tomorrow
night or tomorrow morning or whatever tonight. Thanks anyway, ugly dumpling.
The ribbon cutting, he says, lots of surprises, What does
that mean?

Speaker 8 (50:34):
Like a concert?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Well, last year, who's performing?

Speaker 15 (50:36):
Last year when we opened the other location, we had
it out in the parking lot and they had like
almost like a lunar a parade, you know, with the
with the snake.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
You don't want to have twenty people underneath the thing.
A lunar parade with twenty people under the thing. What's
the thing with the red dragon and the dragons? Is
a dragon?

Speaker 8 (50:52):
Dragon?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Dan?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Dragon? Dan?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
I hear Jack Harlowe's performing.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Oh wow, okay, that's.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
A million dollars giveaway.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yeah, anyway, it's the ugly dumpling in Linda, New Jersey,
right there on Edgar Road at twelve thirty today. Is
scary and maybe one of those those dragons that do this.
Lots of surprises. All right, Well that said, let's get
into our thousand dollars free money phone tap. Oh yeah,
you know what. I brought half of my allotment of

(51:29):
this week's Factor meals to Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (51:32):
Thank you so much for it, and I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
You know, I want to taste it. Just give me
a forkful.

Speaker 12 (51:36):
Get out of here.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Did you give them the list of the ones you
stole from me?

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Okay, hold on, by the way, they're not They're not
sending them to me for free. I'm paying for it.
I love my factory meals so much, so I.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
Asked if I could have the roasted garlic butter salmon,
the chicken Florentine, and the Louisiana shrimp with smoked gooda
cauliflower grits and chicken andwy damn, I mean these sound amazing.
One comes with and garlic chili cauliflower if there's cauliflower,
and we love you know what I.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Had for lunch yesterday. You woulda love this. These spicy
sweet potatoes and peanut sauce with coconut rice and miso
roasted green beans. Whoo's your daddy button.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
I'm so excited to get into this.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Okay, so Factor. The reason why we love Factor is
these chefs really know what they're doing. They prepare these meals,
you heat them up and eat them in like two
or four minutes. Whatever the meal prep done. You don't
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This is why we're loving them because it's it's a
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(52:43):
It's like putting dinner on autopilot. They take care of everything.
I want you to stand for no more boring dinners.
I stand for no more boring dinners.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I stand for boring dinner.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
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Just like Danielle, it's about to becau. I'm gonna give
her some meals. Oh and uh Gandhi and Nate Amy
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That's Factor meals dot com get started today. What are
you doing down there?

Speaker 8 (53:13):
I was opening my meals to look at them?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
You pets, my little pets. All right, thanks to Factor,
you're about to win one thousand dollars for the Freemi
on the phone tap if you're a call her one
hundred eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred.
All right, who does the phone tap? Scary, Daniel, don't
answer the phone.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tapped, Daniel, Yes.

Speaker 10 (53:37):
Sorry, this comes from Helen. She's my husband, Delcho and
I own many salad creations. Let's call him, tell him
that the electricity is not working at one of the
stores and he will flip out.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Let's listen into your phone. Tap hit it, Danielle.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Hello, honey, yeah, yeah, the power went out in the store. Uh,
the whole store. I can't get the lights to come on.
And I called and I've got the lady on the
phone and she's saying we didn't pay our bill. I
don't know. I really don't know what to do. You
need to talk to the lady. There's she's on the line.
I can't hello.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Hello, hello, Hello, This is Marianne from el Hi How
are you good?

Speaker 13 (54:16):
How are you I'm doing good. I paid it through
my online banking. They took it out because I never
got a bill. Okay, they took it out of my account.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Two forty six thirty six is still owed, don't Joe.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
The food is gonna go bad?

Speaker 12 (54:30):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (54:31):
Can I pay for it right now? I mean, because
I really I paid for what was old.

Speaker 10 (54:37):
You can, but it's gonna take twenty four hours for
it to be reset.

Speaker 13 (54:41):
So what you're telling me is I'm gonna go out
of business for twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Unfortunately, that's the rules of gold.

Speaker 13 (54:47):
I'm gonna you can't do this to me. Can I
go somewhere and pay this please?

Speaker 10 (54:50):
We did send you numerous bills in the mail saying
that there was two forty six thirty six over.

Speaker 13 (54:54):
Oh I never got that. I just got what they
told me on the phone, and I went and I
paid it on the phone.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
What did it look like?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Hold on one second, let me see if I can
figure this out.

Speaker 13 (55:03):
Hold on, yeah, please, honey, I don't.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
I don't know what to do. All the food is
going bad. It's already defrosting everything.

Speaker 13 (55:09):
I'll be quiet for that. Just be quiet for that.
I don't want to talk to you about that. I
need to get the lecture turned on, please, honey.

Speaker 9 (55:16):
Hello, Hello.

Speaker 10 (55:18):
Unfortunately, it's going to be at least three days, they're
telling me before the electric can be turned back on.
Three days.

Speaker 13 (55:23):
Yeah, I'm going to go out of business, sir.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
I mean I can't help you. I mean, if you
don't pay your bills, this is what happens.

Speaker 13 (55:29):
I know what I never got to fill.

Speaker 15 (55:31):
Please?

Speaker 13 (55:32):
Please, can I talk to your books? I can't hold on?
Oh God, what am I going to do?

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I can't. Coolers aren't on.

Speaker 13 (55:41):
I mean you're to say that the cools on on? Allan,
don't caddy? Of course they're not going to be on.
Well you're going on.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
So well, I'll just serve the food here.

Speaker 13 (55:50):
But you have no one on so what. No, we
got to get a generator and until they turn it out,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I can't believe you this.

Speaker 13 (55:58):
We're going to close the store.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Down three We're gonna close the door for three days.
Why would you do that?

Speaker 13 (56:03):
Huh?

Speaker 15 (56:04):
Why would you?

Speaker 13 (56:05):
Are you gonna run the store with no power?

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Well, we'll just serve the food.

Speaker 13 (56:10):
You can't. It's you're gonna because if you can't serve
warm food, elptophone will come down? Are kidding me?

Speaker 11 (56:15):
Well?

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Can't we just put ice on the bottom of it?

Speaker 13 (56:17):
You need, I need to take care of this.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Well, just forget about it then, I mean, it is
what it is. What are we gonna do is so
we lose some money? Big deal? What are we gonna do?

Speaker 13 (56:27):
Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Helen?

Speaker 13 (56:28):
Why are you acting weird like this?

Speaker 9 (56:30):
This is very strange, Honey.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
I think I may have threw that stuff out. I
think they were sending it here what they were sending
it to the store? And I think I threw it
out I realized what it was, Helen?

Speaker 13 (56:42):
How can you do this to me? I didn't know
what do you mean you didn't know, Helen? How can
you not know?

Speaker 5 (56:50):
They were just coming in like little pamphlets. I didn't
know what it was.

Speaker 13 (56:53):
I threw them aware Where did you get them?

Speaker 9 (56:55):
Here?

Speaker 5 (56:55):
At the store?

Speaker 13 (56:57):
And you, Helen, this is gonna destroy it?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Do you understand?

Speaker 13 (57:01):
I can't believe this? Classic Hello huh hi, hi, Hollo.
Can you explain to her because I don't know my wife,
I don't know Ellen, explain her to this to us?
Why did you throw him out why.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
I don't know. It just didn't look like anything to me.

Speaker 10 (57:16):
Did you open it up, Helen?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
No, I don't even open it up.

Speaker 13 (57:23):
My life is shaking right now.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Can you hold on second?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Hold on?

Speaker 10 (57:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (57:28):
Well, this guy is saying that he never got the bill,
and his stupid wife is saying that she got it,
but she thought it was junke.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Don't know you was junks calling me stupid.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
It says right on the cover, Hello, Right on the
cover it said last year. She is saying that, Oh no,
it's junk bill. I just in the garbage. I'm not
doing anything for them.

Speaker 13 (57:47):
Hi, Hello, Hello, Yes, yeah, what's your name?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Mary Anne?

Speaker 13 (57:52):
Mary Anne? Can I speak to your supervisor? You were
just talking Tom.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
I wasn't speaking to anybody.

Speaker 13 (57:57):
Yeah, you were just calling my wife for an idiot.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I never would call your wife an idiot.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
I listen.

Speaker 13 (58:02):
Can I speak to your supervisor? You were just talking
to I heard everything you just said about my wife.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I swear I wasn't saying anything about anybody.

Speaker 13 (58:08):
I just had you. I said him, my wife.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Are you hearing things?

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Sir?

Speaker 13 (58:12):
You've gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 10 (58:14):
You're full of it, you know.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Hig.

Speaker 13 (58:18):
I'm shaking over here. I want to talk to your
supervisor right now that you were just talking to.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Well, my name is Danielle. You can just talk to me. Yeah,
well I changed my name.

Speaker 10 (58:29):
It's actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
You got phone taps?

Speaker 13 (58:34):
Why, Alen, why would you do this like that?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
She wants to play a joke on.

Speaker 13 (58:38):
Yeah, that's stupid.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Hell, that is stupid.

Speaker 13 (58:41):
I'm sorry, I gotta go. I'm busy. I'm in the
middle of a meeting.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
Hell, how can you talk you? I set up that
meeting with Jess.

Speaker 13 (58:49):
You maybe drive all the way over here for this
kidder me.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
I did much.

Speaker 13 (58:54):
I can't believe this. You guys are crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Danielle, you must have been ten years old when you
did that phone tap.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
That's when I started working here.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
So there you go. That guy was good. He said,
what is it? I found out? This is stupid?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
He's right, and yeah, yes, you're right, sir, it is
doing stupid.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Well, there's your thousand dollars free money. Phones have things
to factor. Let's go talk to Carla. Change her day. Carla,
it's time to change your day.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Good morning you guys.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
We love you too. Wait and tell her when where
you're calling from? What town I'm calling from Kwan, Illinois? Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Well.

Speaker 14 (59:29):
How's your weather today though, Carla, While it's supposed to
get bad later on, we're supposed.

Speaker 12 (59:34):
To get ice.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Yeah, and your ice will roll into our yeah district tomorrow,
Thanks Carla, Yeah, thanks a lot, Carla. The good news
is your calling one hundred. You just won one thousand
dollars with the free money phone tap. Oh my god,
what kind of bell is that? It's a cow bell? Carla,
have a beautiful day. Promise you'll keep listening to us

(59:56):
even though we already you know, made you a winner,
and you can't wait for win for another thirty day?
Is it thirty days?

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
You can win again in thirty days, That's what I'm hearing, Carla.
Enjoy your thousand. Hold on one second and Gandhi, enjoy
your factor meals that I brought.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
You, Tony, I'm so excited to eat one today.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
I'm excited I'm having one tonight. I have a date
with my with my factory meals Well, sexy. If you
go online right now, you'll see what we're talking about.
You all the add ons as well to I brought
a protein shake and also I got a grain bowl
with chicken to eat for lunch. If Factor meals dot Com,
you know it's time to eat smarter. Let them make
all the decisions for you. They got great chefs there.

(01:00:36):
Factor meals dot Com. Another thousand dollars fee money phone
tap coming up tomorrow, Danielle, what do you have coming up?

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:00:41):
Hold on, we are going to talk about Oh how
many times do I have to tell you? Stop getting
scammed out of money? Celebrities don't want your money. Be
careful with your fake tickets. It's crazy. And also, Sprina
Carpenter announces a deluxe short and Sweet with Dolly Barton.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Really that and more coming up the Mercedespinz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
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Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Elvis Dan in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
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Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Yeah, just crack me up, Elvis d Wren in the
Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
You to know we have a guest on today. No,
we do have a guest. We got we got an
owl over here. Who Okay, okay, I'll tell you. I
was having lunch at Odeon one day and this really
really wonderful lady came over and said, oh my god,
I'll listen to the show, and we talked for a while.
Her name is Kathleen. She was there with her son,

(01:02:19):
I believe, Andrew Andrew. They were hanging out at Odeon,
you know, there for lunch every day. Almost She's like,
I want to come visit the show. I want a
job at the show. I want to work at I'm well,
I don't know if we have any openings, but we'd
love to have you come up. So she's been going
through some stuff life. She's been going through some life
stuff recently, and I said, why don't you come up
and visit us? She said, okay, so today you get

(01:02:42):
to meet a guest who you've never heard of her,
never met before.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
That's fine, you're gonna over her. Is that the one
that brought cakes?

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
She brought cakes, cakes and brought some fruit for Scary.
You've never even met her. She's your favorite guest.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
All right, let's meet a new friend coming up in
a second. Right now, we're going to get into the
Danielle report, and then I want to go around the room. Right,
that's what we're doing exactly. We talked about that out loud,
didn't we So Scary didn't hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Even if Scary didn't hear that, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Matter, doesn't matter. No, you don't have us, No you don't, No,
you don't. We just died. We just died. I love you, Scary.
All right, you've got food on the way that those
antioxidents are going to wake up that brain. All right,
we got to get into daniel and then I'm want
to go around the room, So just prepare for that.
If you would Scary around the rooms coming out, have

(01:03:34):
something to say.

Speaker 10 (01:03:35):
All right, I'm always telling you about scams. I'm always
telling you, you know, like celebrities are not going to
ask you for money, but we also have to be
careful where we buy our tickets. So this woman tried
to purchase tickets to Morgan Wallin's Sand in My Boots festival.
She supposed to video explaining that she joined a ticket
resale group on Facebook, and she presumed that it was
all cool. She agreed to burch just two tickets for

(01:03:57):
twenty five hundred dollars a piece, and then she got
nervous because hours passed, no tickets showed up in her inbox,
and then there were a bunch of typos on them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
When they finally came, that was a huge red flag.

Speaker 10 (01:04:10):
Then they asked her for five hundred dollars in fees,
and that's when she said, yeah, I think something is wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
I think we might have her here.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
So this point, I knew I was getting scammed, you
know what I mean, because like they just knew I
was dumb.

Speaker 8 (01:04:22):
And they were like, Okay, this girl's already gave us
five thousand dollars, let's tell her, so there five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Yeah, so there we go.

Speaker 10 (01:04:28):
So yeah, so just be careful I know sometimes it's
not easy, but we gotta be careful. So Verena Carpenter
is giving us a deluxe shortened Sweet. It's now available
for pre order, and she announced on Instagram she does
have a feature with Miss Dolly Pardon and Please, Please Please,
So that is going to be amazing. So in a
new interview with the Hollywood Reporters Awards Chatter podcast, Ariana

(01:04:49):
Grande was talking about writing and recording her album Thank
You Next, and she said it was two weeks that
she did it and it was a form of therapy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
She said, I was doing so much therapy.

Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
I was dealing with PTA and all different types of
grief because if you remember, her ex boyfriend Mac Miller
passed away, and then she had that public split from
Pete Davidson and then all that went down with the
deadly terrorist attack at her Manchester concert. She said she
was going through so much and this album was a
means of survival that Thank You Next actually saved her.

(01:05:21):
So yeah, so I'm doing the story again because I
just find it so hysterical. So Adriane and Brodie was
on the Tonight Shoe talking to Jimmy Fallon and he
said that right after he did the brutalist they were
taking off his and his makeup right, and they were
removing this stuff from his face, and the woman that
was removing his makeup put this solvent on.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
His nose and was trying to get his nose off.
And then he said, yeah, that's not going to come off.
That's my nose.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
It's unfortunate he.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Does.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
He's known for it.

Speaker 10 (01:05:53):
Yeah, and then she kind of chuckled and she said,
I'm so sorry, and then you know, she said she's
gonna write about that in die. I'd be mortified if
I did that to somebody like that would be awful.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
This isn't something you would do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
It's totally something.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
I would do. You know.

Speaker 10 (01:06:06):
It is last minute tickets to Super Bowl. We're going
for forty seven hundred dollars last week. Now you're getting
a discount three thousand dollars for each. But resellers are
saying that if you want the really good seats, fifty
six thousand dollars right now. But as we get closer,
if people aren't selling the tickets, they're gonna go down.

(01:06:26):
I mean, day off, I would think, mean, I bet you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Can get those fifty six thousand dollars tickets for maybe
fifty thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
What is the deal? Elvis?

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Throw in a few eggs?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Can you buy that for us? Let's see what are
we doing?

Speaker 10 (01:06:39):
Season finale, the season three finale, the Special Forces World's
Toughest Test. You also have the greatest Super Bowl commercials
of all time, The Funny Ones and kind of Pregnant
with Amy Schumer on Netflix that's out today, and of
course all your Chicago med shows.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Let's go around the room. Let's start with scary, scary?
What's going on? I might be maturing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Well, I'll tell you why.

Speaker 15 (01:07:01):
Because I went to Target yesterday and I went shopping
and then I checked out, and then I went to
drive drive my car to the car and I noticed
I forgot it was a case of water underneath that
I didn't check out. Now, the old me would have
been like, yes, screw it, I'm just gonna just take
this and drive away. But I said, you know what,
I'm gonna do the right thing. And I went in
and I went and I went to pay for the

(01:07:21):
water because it was the right thing to do. I
had forgotten the water under the cart and I went
back into the store and I paid for it. So,
but that's the difference between the old me and the
new me. So, I don't know something's changed in me
over the years, but I feel like I'm a better
version of myself these days.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
That's very good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
You did the right thing, so I.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
Get credit for that, right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
No, so the next time you can do the wrong thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
No, no, don't get mad with me for saying this.
I say it to all my kids. I've been saying
it for years. Just because you do the right thing
doesn't mean you get to be congratulated for it. You
do the right thing because it's the right thing. Period.
There's no prize for my flowers. You got no flowers
I'll give you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
I'll give you flowery scared because you know me and
my car.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Okay, it's the right thing. You do the right thing
in life because it's the right thing. You don't expect
any bravo. You don't expect any standing ovation. You know
what I'm saying. People do you agree with that?

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
God, I agree with it, but you know people expect it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Yeah, Well, the people who are that's the wrong thing,
the right thing. Yeah, it's not the right thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
From the Bronx and Brooklyn. Guys, what do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
So you're just you're blaming burrows of New York City
on your doing the wrong thing and getting away with it.

Speaker 8 (01:08:34):
No, everybody in the Bronx and Brooklyn Steel.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Now, Danielle and not everybody. What's up with your Froggy?

Speaker 14 (01:08:44):
So today I come into work and we did get
an email yesterday that told us that there we were
having some air conditioning issues here in the radio station.
It is, honestly, it's one hundred degrees in the studio today.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
It is.

Speaker 14 (01:08:55):
It is oppressively hot, like you can barely breathe its air.
It's so hot. I forgot. I walked into the room
and I'm like, oh, that's right. I had the decision
either stay here, work across the hall, or go home.
I tried to work across the hall. That studio is
hotter than this one. I'm like, oh, we're gonna stay here.
So a little hot today, they say they're gonna get
a fixed by this afternoon, So fingers crossed tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
It's not one hundred in Greasy. We're watching Froggy on
the camera and he is schwitching a little bit yep,
and you know what he was saying. It's so hot.
He was about to pass out. It's that hot. It
is it is.

Speaker 14 (01:09:25):
It's so hot you can't even breathe the air. It's
sodug souha. If you passed outat exhaustion, there's no damages.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
I have no damages to super.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Well, if you pretend you fay, we'll get it on.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Zoom there you go. Okay, Hey, gandhi, what's up with you?

Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
It's Wednesday, which means my podcast is out today, a
new episode sauce on the side. Wherever you get your podcast,
but of course we like you get it from the
iHeartRadio app for free. Andrew DuMond and I have some
interesting discussions this time really about what well we found
out something kind of wild about Andrew's mother that has,
by the way, been making him try to fight me
in the hallway every time I walk out there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
You said there was an issue. What did you find
out about his mom's to tease the podcast?

Speaker 8 (01:10:05):
Tell me now, she's she taps on the glass at
the zoo.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Oh my god, oh my god. Someone that says, no,
she's a menace.

Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
Well, the way Andrew pitched it was my mom's a
cat whisperer. She goes up to the glass and she
does this little scratch thing, and all the cats approach
the glass, and we were like, wait a second, your
mother is the person that taps on the glass. And
then he lost his mind, and now he's trying to
fight everybody because he thinks we're talking bad about Donna.
But we love her.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I know. The reason to listen to said.

Speaker 8 (01:10:33):
There's a lot more than that. I promise was on
the side.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Controversy going on on saw on the side.

Speaker 8 (01:10:38):
I was waiting for Andrew to kick the door in
because he gets so.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Danielle, what's up with you?

Speaker 13 (01:10:42):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:10:43):
So yesterday at this time, Scary was trying to describe
to you, remember mind Play, the show that he saw,
and I told you I was going to see it
last night, so I'm here to actually explain it to you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
I was waiting for a real explanation, But go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Vinnie de Ponto, who is from west Chester.

Speaker 10 (01:11:00):
He was wonderful and he is a mentalist, and I
am honestly gonna tell you I have no idea how
he does half the stuff that he does. People in
the audience were astounded. They were cursing when he would
when he would like guess something or figure something out,
they would go get the believe at it hair like
he takes people from the audience. Everything's done in front
of us. I don't know, but it's amazing. If you

(01:11:22):
can see it while you're in New York or like
Scary said yesterday, if there's something like this by you
mind play it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
It really will blow your mind.

Speaker 10 (01:11:30):
And it's like I said, Vinnie Zapanto, it's he's amazing,
He's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I'm gonna go now now that you've described it.

Speaker 10 (01:11:37):
Was it quite sure, and he based a lot of
it on his grandparents. He was very close to his
grandparents growing up and so they're very They're in this
show a lot like he talks about them, and it
gets emotions.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
I tell you what. Some mentalists have these shows that
are great and there's almost like a magic show. And
there are other ones that have content that makes you
think and feel. Yeah, and it brings up emotions and
things like that, and hearing that those are the best ones.

Speaker 10 (01:12:01):
That was and he made it seem at certain points
when he messed things up, and as soon as he
did it, I'm like, no, we didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
This has something to do with what's gonna happen, And
it did, of.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Course it did.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Hey, producer, Sam, what's up with you today?

Speaker 11 (01:12:12):
Today is a very important day for me because it
is one of my three favorite peoples on this planet's birthday.

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
It is my sister, Sara's birthday. She really is freaking amazing.
I can't believe I have I'm lucky enough to have
two sisters. All three of us are such different auras
and energies, but they are still the two top people
in my entire universe.

Speaker 12 (01:12:36):
That's my husband. I really don't know who's in first place,
but I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Sarah.

Speaker 12 (01:12:39):
Happy birthday. You're getting married this year.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
This is going to be your best age yet and
I can't wait to celebrate a whole bunch of things
with them for you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Oh, happy birthday. That was really sweet. Yeah, well you're
the last one there, straight inne what's up with you today? Well,
we all became experts at this and it's time to
do it again. If you stop doing it, start washing
your hands again. People. Last flu. Yeah, we were talking
about this earlier. The flu levels are at all time
highs rsvs at all time highs. People have pneumonia. There's

(01:13:08):
two hundred and some people waiting to get into an er.
Wash your hands. Scary demonstrated yesterday he coughed into his
the croak of his arm. Yeah, instead of sneezing on Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Don't cough on people like last night.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Thank you, Yes, start, just just do that for a
couple of weeks. Don't even exhale any near me. Don't
even exhale ever, but you get inhale, just don't exit.
Thank you very much. And by the way, you were
talking earlier, Scary, and you were around the room segment
about how you've become a changed person, and you deserve
some sort of credit for taking the water palette back

(01:13:43):
into the target to pay for it. You did the
right thing. I love this text. My friend wasn't charge
for a three hundred dollars in espresso and she drove
home faster than speedy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Don't do that, oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
And then so what else said? Don't return things if
you find them in your cart at your car, because
if you do you take them back in, they'll there's
a chance that they'll arrest you.

Speaker 10 (01:14:08):
I don't know now, I accidentally took no.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Anyway. I'll just pay for your stuff. It's that simple. Hey, okay,
So I want you to make your new friend with us.
You guys are going to make a new friend coming
up in a second. Her name is Kathleen. She's here
with her son Andrew. Just met her at lunch and
that's what got her on the show. I'm meeting at lunch.

Speaker 8 (01:14:31):
Has she been vetted by security and stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
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Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
See I love it, Love it, Love it, love it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
It's kind of funny. Every once in a while we'll say, oh,
we have a guest on today. Oh it's you know,
an artist that has a new album out, or it's
a an actor that has a new play out or whatever.
Today we have someone in here that none of you
know at all. This is my favorite thing to do
in the world. Now we're having a person who is
here because she's lovely. She's got a heart the size

(01:15:36):
of the planet Earth. Her name is Kathleen. I don't
even know your last name. It's Maxwell, Kathleen Maxwell. Yes,
and your son Andrew is here. Yes, Andrew Maxwell Andrew
high Andrew.

Speaker 14 (01:15:47):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
How's it going? Okay, we're doing fun. So you're sitting there,
you know, in traffic whatever you're doing right now, saying well, okay, great,
Kathleen and Andrew are there? Why are they there? I'll
tell you the story, may I? Yes?

Speaker 16 (01:15:59):
Please?

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
You odeon Downtown lunch there all the time, one of
her favorite places. This woman walks up to me as
we're at the bar eating. She says, I want to
meet you. I listened to your show every day. I
love everyone on your show. You've gotten me through all
sorts of things, and I want a job on your show.
You said that, right, Yes I did. Okay, you thought

(01:16:21):
I'm gonna go to this guy and just say I
want a job on your show, not knowing what's going
to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
It was not so much a job.

Speaker 16 (01:16:26):
It was more of well, the dream started out as
a job on the show, but then I wound up
going to the local community to college because you guys
started talking about podcasts, and I thought, how can I
contribute to the show, And I thought, oh, I could
help him out with a podcast. But I didn't know
how to mix record, edit music or voice, and so

(01:16:47):
I went to the local community college at Bergen and
learned how to do that from twenty eighteen on. And
then when I was just about to get to have
an internship or something, that's when the pandemic hit and
everything kind of shut down.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Yeah, it did, Yeah, And so that's how we met.
But I remember, I don't remember everything we talked about,
but I do remember it was just lovely speaking with you,
and you had nothing but glowing, wonderful, warm thoughts about
our show and us and whatever.

Speaker 16 (01:17:14):
You know, well, because it's changed my life, and you
guys were there for me when I felt so lonely
when I was raising eye four kids, which are all
adults now, and I just felt so lonely. I thought
I was like the loneliest, busiest person on the world
in the world, and just listening to your show made
me feel not lonely, and I was so grateful how

(01:17:36):
you opened up and shared your lives and your feelings
and your heart. And it gave me the opportunity because
I was so terrified of just showing any emotion, because
I was trying to hold it all together and I
have like this perfection thing. And so once I just

(01:17:57):
heard you guys, I don't know why, but it gave
me permission to feel and to speak my mind and
to dream again. And I started dreaming and look at
where I am. I mean, I'm just I'm so amazed. Unfortunately,
in the Morning show some of my favorite people on
the planet.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
All right, so this is why we invited Kathleen up
here today. Did you understand when I'm talking about get
a drink of water? Get a drink of water now.
So we were talking a while and then Andrew, her
Son was in the car. You don't remember this. He
comes and said, Mom, we gotta go. I'm like okay.
So years went by, maybe two years, three, three years
went by, yes, and I received an email from Kathleen

(01:18:42):
and man, please, I gotta find I didn't I didn't
plan ahnd for this Kathleen search. How do you Kathleen
well you're searching.

Speaker 8 (01:18:50):
Can I ask her one question?

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
Please do Okay, when you said you wanted to work here,
what kind of job would you want.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
With the show? Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:18:56):
See, the magic of you guys is I can see
myself with practically anybody. I could see myself helping out
Andrew the operations manager. And it's like, yeah, I would
totally do that too. Think about what a mother does.
They just pick up whatever needs to be done. You
don't You think so far ahead and you anticipate needs,

(01:19:20):
or at least that's what I did as a mother,
and so it became second nature to me. And when
they started growing up and leaving the house one by one,
that's when I was like, what am I going to do?
And so I was trying to find my purpose and
I thought, Wow, you guys seem like you have so
much fun. You're this big family who shares emotions. You

(01:19:42):
laugh and you fight and you love and you're sad together.
And I have a big family too, and I just
I don't know why. I just everything felt so normal.
You made me feel normal, Wow, wow and safe.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Okay, Okay, before I read the email from Kathleen, what
is it like having a mom like your mom, Andrew, Seriously, Oh,
it's amazing. She's the most caring person I could ever
heard ask for I must. I'm no offense to your friends,
but I'm assuming that out of all your friends, you
are the one that has the best mom. Absolutely competition.

(01:20:17):
So this is the email that came in from Kathleen
three years after we met and we hadn't spoken at all. Now, Elvis,
almost three years ago May thirteenth, for my fifty second birthday,
I went to Odeon with the hope that you would
be sitting at the bar. I had rehearsed what I
wanted to say to you with my close friends for
days beforehand. You really did that. I really did that.
They think your little nutty, Yeah, they all do, and

(01:20:40):
a lot of them are listening right now. All right, Well,
look look where nutty Kathleen is. She's with us and
she's making us feel so great. Anyway, Surprisingly, Elvis, you
were there, and I nearly lost my nerve, but I
had my best friend with me, my crutch, my lifeline,
and when I needed that courage to do what I
wanted to do in my heart but was lacking, I

(01:21:01):
walked up and said, Hi, our conversation was a dream
fulfilled for that day, but there was more dreams to
be born and pursued later. You offered ideas and a
possible in studio visit, but circumstances like pandemic prevented it.
Kathleen goes on to say, what stopped me the last
three years was what you said. Was I willing and
capable of changing my life so much that I could

(01:21:22):
work and succeed the hours it would take. At the time,
I was unsure for many reasons, but a very large
one was an aging friend that needed me towards the
end of her life as much as I needed her
for mine. As she wrote this letter to me, she says,
yesterday I lost my best friend. She died in front

(01:21:45):
of me in the morning, and by sunset, my family
and I formed a circle of love around her and
we watched her body be buried. Pictures on my phone
walls and in my head and others who loved her
are all that is left. My love for her, my
love for us will never die, and I carry her
now in my heart. Today day one, I find the

(01:22:06):
strength with him to ask you, may I'll come finally
get that visit. In the studio. I would love to
see the Morning Show in action and to pull back
the curtain. As an avid listener, the show has inspired
me to change my life, and I'm ready to see
more and see who the next step is. All the
best from Kathleen. Oh wow, So that's why Kathleen's here today.
If you're wondering, I'm kind of worried.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Now what she's going to see behind the curtain.

Speaker 16 (01:22:30):
Behind the curtain is amazing. I wish everybody could see this.
It's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
What else shifted in your life the day that your
friend passed away right in front of you? It must
have been a monumental plates of the planet just all
shifted for you.

Speaker 16 (01:22:45):
Well, a lot of what I had been anticipating for
the last several years, because if everybody doesn't understand, the
person who passed away was my dog, Lily, and so
she she was everything to me. She was like my
right arm, and I didn't really go anywhere without her,

(01:23:07):
and I've traveled overseas with her, I've gone everywhere with her,
and she was always there for me. And I knew
she was getting old. She was fourteen, and so not
that I needed any reminders, but I had a lot
of people reminding me that she was aging and what
was I going to do once she passed? And I

(01:23:29):
really didn't know. But that anticipation, which like when you
go on a vacation, you're very excited about going on
a vacation and actually builds the excitement, well, the anticipation
of her passing was crippling me, and so I didn't
know what else to do except take care of her.

(01:23:50):
So and I also anticipated that her death would be
horrific and morbid and depressing that I would when I
picture what I would have been doing, it would have
been like laying in bed and not being able to
get out of bed and throwing the covers over my
head and not wanting to live. But the most miraculous

(01:24:13):
thing happened when she passed. There was this outpouring of
love for me and for her, and so everybody showed
up and we literally sat around her for over ten hours,
and I never knew what I wanted to do with

(01:24:35):
her body. Nothing felt right, and so they allowed me
to have the time and the space to figure out
for myself, which was a very unique and new experience
for me. And so gradually during the day, thank goodness
she passed in the morning, because I don't think I

(01:24:56):
could have anticipated what I wanted to do with her.
And the nice thing was is that I have a
property that a couple of feet away is a corner
that faces the ocean and at the beach entrance, and
so I decided what better place than to keep her
here with me, or at least her body, and then

(01:25:17):
to feed a tree, and to allow her body to
decompose and give something else life, and to always have
a reminder of her there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Kathleen, you know what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
I know what you're gonna say.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
I don't know if I can say it. Can you
help me?

Speaker 10 (01:25:37):
So Elvis is going through something right now with Max
like this, and Max has a cancer that he needs
an operation, and they've given him a couple of years
but hopefully, hopefully, if everything goes well and he's in
good hands, that will happen. So right now, he totally
understands exactly what you're going through.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
What you're saying is I'm never heard anyone describe letting
go of such a treasured part of your life in
such an elegant way. I mean, I mean, I'm watching Gandhi,
and Gandhi's for once is speechless.

Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
Well, yeah, I don't want I am very impressed by
all of this. I lost a dog also, and it
is the worst thing. And thinking about being able to
have put his body in a place where a tree
could grow from it and I can always see that
and we give back to the earth would have been wonderful.
So what a great thing that you've done. And also
so sad.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Thank you, Wow, thank you, And what a day, what
a day you had, you know. So again you're asking
why is Kathleen there? I think you're figuring it out.
I had no idea three years ago when we met
each other it would our journey would end up here
with us altogether.

Speaker 10 (01:26:47):
Froggie and Froggy and Lisa Froggy as they went through
something similar with one of their dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
I mean, you could see from Kathleen.

Speaker 14 (01:26:55):
Way Froggy, how you doing, Hi, Kathleen, See it just
Kobe's been gone for almost nine years now, and it
just it takes me back to that day and I
just right now, right now, is I miss him as
much today as I did the day that we lost him.
But the way you describe that. I've never heard anybody

(01:27:15):
describe it like that, and it's it. Really, You're truly amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
You really are an amazing You should hear what they're
saying about your own text messages. I'm overwhelmed, say they're
pulling over because they can't see. Really, but we love Kathleen, Kathleen,
We love you. Kathleen Maxwell is my hero. Look at that.
I feel well of love.

Speaker 11 (01:27:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Well, look, I don't know how this came to be,
but I'm so glad it did.

Speaker 10 (01:27:45):
I think she gave it to your life again at
a time when you needed her. Yeah, you know, it's
kind of weird how things line up.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
I truly believe that, you know what, we can We
come in here and talk about farting and vomiting and
lose sex with each other, some of my favorite conversations.
But every once in a while, I mean, we come
in and we have we have these real moments and
you you, you have given the gift of very real
today and we appreciate that. Thank you. So what now?

(01:28:18):
What did this just recently happened?

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
So what now? Well, I'm where's this podcast?

Speaker 12 (01:28:27):
I don't know?

Speaker 16 (01:28:29):
And that's the most amazing thing. Going back to school.
I realized being an artist. And I consider all of
you here artists because you share yourself through voice, and
it's one of the hardest things. And I just have
to make that leap, and I haven't made it yet.
So I just need a little courage and a little

(01:28:52):
I don't know, a little something. Remember Gandhi, I heard
you say one day that sometimes that step, that next
step is just too high. You can't see it. So
the step that I can see is just go back
to school. I mean, this past fall, I was so busy.
I worked at the William Center in Rutherford. I did

(01:29:15):
technical theater and worked on a show at the school
called Harvey. I loved it and I was the sound operator.
So I don't know, I don't know what. I'm open
to whatever life brings me. And I am so incredibly
grateful to you, Elvis, and to everybody here. I feel
the love. It's so wonderful and Froggy, it's so good

(01:29:37):
to see you, and thank you for sharing about all
of your stories about your dogs and everything. It's just
it warms my heart. It makes me feel so incredible.
It's just hard to explain with words.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Wow, well you did it. You paint many beautiful pictures
with your words.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
So we wanted you to meet Kathleen and of course
Andrew Andrew. Thank god Andrew's here. He's he's the official
driver today.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
We met in the city.

Speaker 16 (01:30:05):
He's like, he's like the replacement for Lily. Now you've
got this take them for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
So you know, if I had the champagne flute, I
would raise it to of course Kathleen, and Andrew, and
to Lily. Thank you, and to everyone who's listening right
now who may not be able to explain exactly in
words how they're feeling different about life after hearing you
speak to them as well. Yes, because I know exactly
how how I feel after listening to your story.

Speaker 10 (01:30:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:30:41):
I know you're not looking for advice. Oh I love advice.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
I think you should just.

Speaker 8 (01:30:44):
Jump whatever it is that you think you want to do.
You want to do a podcast, just start recording the podcast.
If you wait for the time to be perfect, it's
never going to come. You're always going to doubt something.
But as soon as you just take that step, I
think you'd be so surprised how quickly you learn and
things evolve and all of a sudden, you've got this
thing that you've worked on for so long that's ready
to go.

Speaker 16 (01:31:01):
Well, that's incredible advice and thank you. And I listened
to your podcast, so I feel I love your podcast
and I want to help you do one on choose.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
I don't know what we would talk about with.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
You, billions of combinations. It's it's just an honor to
have you here, Kathleen, and you feel free to stick around.
We're gonna we're gonna keep on moving, but you stay
right there. And thanks for the cake. You're very welcome.
It brought scary some fruit.

Speaker 6 (01:31:33):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
And you know what, if you have a friend who
you know needs to hear what you just heard with
Kathleen and us, you know we're we're on demand. It's
another podcast, Elvis to Elvistren show on demand. Wherever you
get your podcast, especially with the iHeartRadio app, tell them
to go back and listen to our time with Kathleen
because I think that's very important. Much love to you.

(01:31:56):
Thank you for coming in to see us, Kathleen Maxwell,
Thank you you are amazing and you know it now
I do, yeah, you do. Thank you for coming in Kathleen,
Thank you. I want to hear all about the weird,
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(01:32:16):
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Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
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Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
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Listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
Is this so funny to listen to?

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
Listen to that in the Car Network Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
All right, well, so if you missed our friend Kathleen
and our conversation there, she's still here. Her energy is
still in the room, so maybe you can feel it
wherever you're driving right now.

Speaker 8 (01:32:53):
Her body is still in the room too.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Her body is still her energy and her body have remained. Yeah,
just hang out. I know you've got things to do,
but this is things, this is these are things going
on here. Garrett. Let's get some sound on in here.
So you're talking earlier about your experience at the emergency road. Yes,
it was. It was quite the last two days, last

(01:33:14):
two days filled flew and pneumonia. Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
And and the people working at the hospitals they I
could feel that they're overwhelmed. Like watching people come in
at seven yesterday morning, like to start their shift. All
you saw was people go here, we go, don't road.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
I just realized.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
There's always on me, always.

Speaker 8 (01:33:42):
Two days in the er, exhaling on me, like.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
You check me right now, I'm nothing but pure eled,
Like you're good even in his tongue.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
You're wearing your mask.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
Yes, please, I live with a physician assistant. I can't
go anywhere without doing anything.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
Well, the whole point of the conversation was wash your
hands day away from people who are exhaling and still
have remergency rooms. But I mean, if you are, if
you are someone you know is working in the hospitals
right now, we're thinking about you. Thank you for what
you do. You are our heroes. You still are all right?
Well sound sound what do you have?

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
Let's start with a bachelor from the other night. So
Ali Joe is a contestant and she's from New Jersey.
But I figured why don't we have Ali Joe explain?
How do you know she's from New Jersey without saying
you're from New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Let's find out what is your problem?

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
I've done nothing to you.

Speaker 6 (01:34:33):
I understand you want your time, but guess what, baby girl,
so do I and you've had it so many times?
Do steps on all of our toys? On the day earlier?
You had talked to him before me. Then you took
him back when I was talking to him, like you've talked.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
To him multiple times. So what is your problem with
me that you needed to enter office?

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Tell me what gave it away? Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
It sounds like an audition for housewives in New Jersey
right there? All right, did anybody listen to The Weekend's
new album? It did very well over the weekend streaming wise, So, uh,
this is kind of interesting. People are talking about the
transitions from song to song on his album and how
they just like just go flawlessly and then smooth. But
his last song on the album is called Hurry Up Tomorrow.
But it's interesting because at the end of the song,

(01:35:15):
it transitions back into his first song off of his
first album, called High for This All right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Hurry up. So this is the end of hurry up tomorrow. Yeah,
and here it comes. There is this the beginning of
the first song on his first album, Yeah, full circle?

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Yeah, full circle? All right there, okay, crazy, all right? So,
has anybody ever caught a rat in the kitchen?

Speaker 8 (01:35:40):
No move immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
I caught gandhi in my kitchen one time.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
All right, there you go. Well, listen to this woman
who just caught a rat in the kitchen and hurr reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Okay, oh where is it? I'm gonna have a all right,
all right, so we all know this. Uh hold on,
hold on, listen. I just leave that your mirror so fast.
Do you guys really get that crazy when you see

(01:36:09):
a rodent in your.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Kitchen right in your kitchen.

Speaker 12 (01:36:12):
I would just move.

Speaker 8 (01:36:13):
I wouldn't scream like that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
No, you can't just spiders cheat the whole place now, yes, yeah, yeah,
we're still living in the country. We have all the
mice coming in from the field. We have field mice
all that. They're so cute, but they're tiny.

Speaker 8 (01:36:25):
Yeah, they're very cute.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
You'll see when we're out of the corner of your eye, Like,
what was that in your I thought there was a
floater in my eye, you know you floaters. No, it's
a rap, it's a mouse.

Speaker 8 (01:36:35):
That exact thing happened to my sister and I were
watching a movie one day. We saw a little mouse
run across the floor. I am not kidding you. We
moved the next week like well, it's his house now.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
We all know this jump solo from Philip Collins, very famous. Yes,
and since it is a national fartey, as I've learned
from you all, this here is mister Methane doing his
version of in the air tonight, mister.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Methane making it appearance on our show today. That's just disgusting.
That changes. Why do they set aside a day for farts?
Today is National fart Day. I don't understand me either,
But you know what we're celebrating right now?

Speaker 8 (01:37:18):
What Diamond swears that her grandpa died from holding it
a fart great grandma, Yeah, she swears.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Is that true?

Speaker 11 (01:37:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
She says, yes, we can't turn it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
This is why Diamond is the way she is, because
somebody died from.

Speaker 12 (01:37:28):
Holding it in.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Don't hold it in. But if they have like National
green Bean Day, we know that maybe the green bean
Council had something to do with that, and they said,
let's let's have the whole world celebrate green beans for
a day. But who's profiting off gastric disturbances? I'm not
going doctors.

Speaker 8 (01:37:44):
Maybe they're trying to take away the stigma of a fart.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Okay, well I'll see myself out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
Okay, thank you, Thank you, Garrett. You're a very good America.

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here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:38:30):
We are.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
So our friend Kathleen is to hear with Andrew. If
you didn't hear our conversation with her earlier, you need
to go listen to us on demand the Elvis Stream
Morning Show on demand on your podcast thing the box
of podcast box podcasting. Yeah, where's Gandhi she went, so
she went down.

Speaker 10 (01:38:49):
She was supposed to have a meeting later, but she
moved it up. But the meeting is taking longer than
we thought.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
Okay, so I don't think so souly.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
It's a good meeting.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
This is a termination meeting. Kathleen's here, I said. I decided,
let me take Kathleen Andrew on a tour of all
the I Heart New York stations that we went by,
like at FM and KTU and and Q and all
of them and then Power.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Yeah, they're all here, they're all here, and here we are.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
In the middle of New York City. I wanted to
let her know it. It's it's kind of great to
work in the middle of the New York City area.
But right across fifty fifth Street, you see the finance bros. Oh,
actually it's scary nose a couple of them over there. Yeah,
they just moved in and we actually say hi to
them every once in.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
A while, you know, once in a while we all
waved to each other.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
But you know, they all you can tell their finance bros.
They all dressed like Nate dressed. It's a plaid shirt
and a button down a puffer vest.

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
What you're not doing?

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Your button down khakis and then a vest, either a
puffy vest or just a patagonia. You know, you could
be over there.

Speaker 8 (01:39:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
It's just so comfortable. Now, I know why these finance
bros do it.

Speaker 15 (01:39:58):
I will across I see no less than five people
dressed exactly like it right now?

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
Is that Is that the official uniform if you're a
finance bro? I guess, so, yeah, Andrew, are you a
finance bro? Oh no, I'm in tech. Oh uh, that's why.
That's why your dress so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
But his khaki's on though.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Oh yeah, you could almost be a finance eleven thirty
if you're walking around you know, people grabbing lunch. You
just see lines of finance bros getting salad.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
It's a club.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
They're all at Avo getting their salad. Yeah, that's a
finance bro thing. It is a finance brow thing. Have
donuts for lunch with their penny loafers. So you know,
so you know mid time Manhattan's I was telling Kathleen,
we used to be downtown, that's where all that's where
all the Andrews hang out. The tech guys usually wearing it,
you know, a beanie and black. But up here it's

(01:40:46):
a whole different world, right, it really is.

Speaker 1 (01:40:48):
It's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:40:49):
You like this?

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Yeah? I really do?

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Like you feel like you're in New York City? You
really do.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
You don't love the tree from here?

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Is that still there?

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
Take that down?

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
I think so? Thirty Rock is right there. He found
My other son works there. He does, yes, what does
he do?

Speaker 16 (01:41:06):
He's a consultant at the Lake.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
Money Brost. Today. Wow, I wanted to talk about something here.
I had a plan.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
I want to talk about that onesie person in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
What is Hey? Can we talk about this Florida guy
that's in the news today, Froggy. I have no idea
what's going on here? I don't know. I think it
was the fact that it was snowing two weeks ago
and now it's eighty degrees. It's messling. Okay, Well, there's
a Florida man mm hmmm in a Dalmatian onesie. He
outruns troopers, tasers and canines. He Where was he? He

(01:41:47):
was in Pascal County. I don't know where is that.
Pascal County is close to Tampa. Just for so anyway,
he escaped highway troopers with one handcuffed to a traffic cop.
Uh caught him and he was wearing a onesie. But
it looks like Dalmatian spots, right, so he outran everyone.

(01:42:10):
I mean, what's the story? I mean, this is why
does this only happen in Florida? You pretty much told everything?
Did you see the other story out of Florida earlier
this last weekend? There's another one. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:42:20):
So there was a woman on her on her in
her easy chair last Saturday night. She was smoking, her husband,
her son. She was sixty six, her son in his forties,
walks up, starts spraying air freshener in her face. Oh
my god, pulls out her handgun and starts shooting at her.
He runs to the bedroom, gets his gun, he comes
back and he shoots. Nobody hit anybody. They both missed.

(01:42:41):
They're both terrible shots, and they're bad shots. Yes, and
they both ended up in jail. Yes, because she was smoking.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
Was anybody dressed?

Speaker 5 (01:42:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Not yet? So okay, why look? Look, you know we
love Florida, went Florida, that's her second home. So why Florida, Craig,
This stuff happens everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
I know.

Speaker 14 (01:43:01):
There's a show on HBO called It's Florida Man, and
they're having season two. They're looking for people to apply
now Florida James in Saint Augustine on March first, where
you can go and do Florida Man things and you
can win. It's a thing being a Florida man. I
don't know why. I can't explain it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Remember the time we were going to before the show,
we were going to drive over to McDonald's and goes
to the drive through gets some breakfast. It was just
five o'clock. The police were there because a drag queen
jumped out of her car and took a dive into
the drive through window. Yes, and started cooking your own cheeseburger.

(01:43:37):
Remember that? Yeah? I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
You were there for them.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
Yeah, it doesn't.

Speaker 14 (01:43:41):
It doesn't strike me as odd because I'm used to it.
I've been living this way for I've been in Florida
since the age.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
She couldn't just order her own cheese, well, because.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
That's not what you do in Florida. Drive to the
time you dive to the drive through. No, no, no,
they don't have cheeseburgers at five am.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Oh that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
Sorry, So she in her heels and very very short skirt.
She jumps through the window, her wig flies off. She
loses a wig at some point. I'm sure it ended
up in the fryar.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
I want to say, though, after the club, you do
want a cheeseburger, But I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
I've been many times and a short skirt I wanted
over Anyway. It's happening in Florida, but part of me
is attracted to that, that craziness, that weird energy. This
is what I want to be there. What all right?
I just went to floridaman dot com. Froggy, I'm sure
this is your homepage. Florida man arrested for pooping on

(01:44:34):
possum and public. Can I say that five times? How
do you catch a possum long enough to poop? I
don't know. Well they played dead. So there you are.
What more Florida stories? Florida woman?

Speaker 5 (01:44:48):
Do you? Did?

Speaker 7 (01:44:49):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
Guys?

Speaker 15 (01:44:49):
See the viral video of the woman who didn't get
her raising cane sauce and now she started like a
melee inside this place. I actually pulled it up. She's
got the blue and the pink hair, pink bang's blue hair.
This was a crazy video that went around she.

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
Jumps over the county, jump over and see why if
I'm not raising Kames, I want my sauce. I get
it anyway. So Florida, that's why we're removing. We're going
because because I think these are people like us, these
are our people. We're all going to be together in
Florida this weekend. What do you say we have? We
come up with more rules for the watching the super
Bowl in my room. Don't be a Florida man, or

(01:45:24):
be a Florida man, Cathley. They're all coming to my
room to watch the super Bowl Sunday night, all of
us in one hotel room. There's be like ten of us,
seventeen of us. I hope you have a big room,
I said.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
I was hearing that this morning. I hope you have
a big room.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
It was seventeen sixteen. Oh hell, I don't know what
am I doing. I can't host sixteen people in my room.
Who's going to pay for all that? More than Marrion,
more than Marrier?

Speaker 5 (01:45:47):
More?

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Am I paying for this? I mean it's going to
be charged to your room. Oh my god, the bills
just magically disappear. Hold Ony Scary's not eating. He's on
his he's on his fat loss. We're gonna say we'll
save a lot there. He can't order one of everything.
Here's one what Florida man tries to shoot puppy but

(01:46:11):
puppy shoots him instead. Do you want to can you
elaborate all this? God, start digging in. I'm kind of
happy for the puppy.

Speaker 5 (01:46:22):
Wow? What what?

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
What does it say? I'm trying. This thing has so
many you know we're live on the air. I'm aware
you're just supposed to read the headline clickbait.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
That's why. Now he's got to this.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
Have you heard this story, froggy, I heard this story? Okay,
here it is. It's even Oh my god. A man
tried to shoot seven puppies, which shot himself when one
of the dogs put its paw on the Say it again?
What the one puppy put its paw on the revolver's trigger? Yeah,
he decided to shoot the three month old puppy couldn't

(01:46:57):
find it at home. He was holding two puppies, one
in his arms and another in his left hand when
the dog in his hand wiggled free and put its
paw on the trigger of the thirty eight caliber revolver.
The gun then discharged into the man. Oh my gosh,
did he die? Uh no, Oh, look at that kind

(01:47:18):
of wish you had perished. But I bet he learned
the lesson.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
Yeah, puppies right, puppy power, come and get.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
You again, Florida, We love you. Yeah, thanks for listening
in Where's My Where's My Gaga? I beg your pardon again.
So we saw the world premiere of abrikadab or the
new Lady Gaga song on during the Grammy. It's catching on.
Everyone loves his song. So here it is up.

Speaker 13 (01:47:49):
All of you are so bilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
Got I start my.

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Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
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Every Tomorrow, Thursday, our favorite day of the week with food.
Who's coming up? What do we watching tonight?

Speaker 10 (01:50:01):
Well, kind of Pregnant on Netflix with Amy Schumer. Guess
what our friend Dina with the pink hair, her little
baby daughter Lorraine in the.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
Movie Oh Superstar. Yeah, okay, we'll watch that thing until tomorrow.
Say peace out. Everybody is out.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
Everybody