FULL SHOW: The Day We Realized the Comments Might Be About Us

A deep dive into negative comments spirals into sketchy massages, flashing headlights with hidden meanings, and whether Sam and her mom accidentally shoplifted. We debate the right way to decorate a Christmas tree, face our biggest fears (including dogs), relive questionable things we’ve swallowed, and get brutally honest advice from older women — plus, is cash actually the best gift?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is Elvis Duran and this C one hundred Morning Show.
So you're on Instagram or wherever and you see someone
make a negative comment, and you immediately have to look
them up and look up their Instagram and their profile
and see more about them. Yes, I need to learn
more about this a hole?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Do you this? Do you do this?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
I have definitely done it a couple of times, and
I walk away from it, like, look at them and
they're stupid us.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Right, Froggy do you ever do that?

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (00:30):
All the time, I'll see somebody, I'll go, okay, I'll
go search through there all the things they've liked, are
the people they follow, or the things they've said. And
then when I find out that they're really kind of
not right, I feel about myself exactly Danielle.

Speaker 7 (00:41):
All the time.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
What we should be doing, Danielle is we should just
ignore them, delete them, block them, whatever, and move on.
But no, we need to go investigate. We need to
go see who this a hole is.

Speaker 7 (00:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I posted a picture of Gandhi and some guy posted
a rude something about her eyes and the way she looks,
and I said something rude back to him, and then
everyone started yelling at him. I'm like, well, who is
this guy making fun? You shouldn't make fun of people
and their physical being and whatever. I'm just a douchey thing.

(01:11):
So everyone else starts looking at him too. Oh, this
guy has kids. I see his kids and on his
Instagram page. I bet he's teaching them how to be
a holes too. And at that point I'm like, okay, well,
I don't like the back and forth. I get nerves
when people start fighting each other and whatever. And then
then someone noticed he's in the army, and I'm like,
oh god, okay, look he served in the military. We

(01:33):
want to be respectful because he's in the military. But
then you think there are a holes in the military too.
I mean, people in the military will tell you yeah,
there's a hole there. And then someone said, yeah, typical army.
Let's hear it for the r Force. And that's when
I decided, let's take this down.

Speaker 8 (01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't want people, you know, totally belittling this guy.
Even though he belittled you first, Well, that was nice
of you.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
But look when anyone when these people saw him insulting you, Gandhi,
they immediately went to his page to see what they
could insult.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Right, I love you all for that? Whoever did it? Nice?
And I kind of do the same thing.

Speaker 7 (02:06):
Is that usually the way?

Speaker 8 (02:07):
Though?

Speaker 7 (02:07):
Like these people who come out, especially like in politics
and whatever, and they like throw people under the bus
and whatever. You wind up seeing what's in their closets eventually,
and it's worse than what they were complaining about the
first place.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Exactly what I mean. And I just you want to
tell people like, please stop acting woker than now, because
at some point we all fall asleep, like it all have.
It happens to all of us, So back off.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
What's up? Frog?

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Is there a word in the English language that causes
you to react more oppositely than relax when you tell
somebody to relax? It is the complete opposite of the
definition come down, calm down, calm down, Yeah right, calm yourself.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
That's what Daniel, That's when people go him.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
So anyways, we are just so curious to find out
more about the people. Look, what about the people who
say I love you guys? I'll listen every day, you know,
do we know what we should be finding out more
about them? Because those are the people who are fantastic, right,
what's scary?

Speaker 9 (03:07):
Someone criticized the picture that I put up, saying, oh,
look at you, you look like a dufus were trying
to do this at night? Did they use the word dufis?
They used the word similar to it. It was actually
much worse. And I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna
go investigate this troll.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
And then I find.

Speaker 9 (03:22):
Out she's a nurse who cares for this sick. When
she's not on my page trolling, she's like helping people.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well what about the lady is Godhi, you listen to
this one? Are you ready for this?

Speaker 8 (03:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Somebody told me that they wanted me to get cancer
and just die. And I clicked on her pigeons.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
She was a teacher, a teacher, Well she's a teacher.
She taught us that she leaves a bitch right, all right?
Well good, so we're just as humans. We are. We
need to know more. I guess I think this is
probably it's we're wired this way. If if we're, you know,
in the jungle, and there's a there's some beast that
wants to kill us, we want to know more about

(03:59):
that beast. We want to know more about them. Just
in case we got to get up and fight them.
And I think maybe that's a natural thing we do, right,
it is all dogs dip each other his butts. We
search you on social media.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I lurk.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah. Someone on text says, you gotta size him up.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
You, Yeah, gotta know what you're fighting. You have some ammo.
But I really would like to ask the listeners that
if you're going to take a shot at me, I
just wanted to be more creative than the eyes. That's
what one's old. We get it all the time. Are beautiful,
thank you, but I you know, come up with some
the better guys. You could do better?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, come on, find something else to insult on. Gome come,
let's help the listeners come up with more ways to insult.

Speaker 10 (04:37):
Gone.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
Now, I've gotten nothing.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
You're gonna waste your time.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Make it good?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well, because I remember it not long ago someone I
posted a picture of me with some friends and someone said, oh,
there's Elvis the old man trying to wear young guy's clothes.
And so I'm like, well, okay, whatever, I'll dress like
I want. Screw you. And I looked at his page
and he's the biggest frump known demand. Oh I'm gonna
wear that with you in your orthopedic shoes. It off
my page all.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Seriously, the people taking shots at athletes are sitting on
their couch in their mom's base pay, out of shape,
taking shots at athletes, like what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Well, that's the thing and so which brings me to
the That is exactly my other thing that draws me nuts.
People who go into Instagram or mainly Twitter actually to
tear down the other political side left hating right, right
hating left. And they think they think that these rants
are going to change something for the better. They're not.

(05:31):
You're not doing anything to change for the better. You
really aren't. If you think about it, you can sit
there on your couch and talk about how you hate
Republicans or how you hate democrats. I hate you lefties,
I hate you conservatives. What are you changing by doing that? Nothing.
All you're doing is is just blowing gas. You're really
actually deeper seating their thoughts already. So if they already

(05:52):
hate one side or the other and you're just railing
on them, they're hating the side even more. It's true,
because you're railing on them, you're not changing anything. If
you want to change something. Get off your ass and
go out in the world and change something.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Right, it's activism versus slacktivism and social media causes slacktivism.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Let me write this down slacktivism. How you spell that?

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Slacktivism? Activism?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Look at slacktivism, slacktivism. I love that.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Oh, I'm glad you like it.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'm a slacktivist. What have we learned?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
What we've learned that.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
People it's not really you that they're upset with. It's
something within themselves that they're not comfortable with, of course,
and the way that they, you know, get it out, unfortunately,
is to take you know, go trolling after all the peace? True,
it's sad.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hello, get out there and change the world. Don't scream
at the world.

Speaker 11 (06:37):
Yeah, Elvis Duran and the Z one Morning Show with
you with our free iHeartRadio.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Well I like Danielle because she's the crazy loud mom
just like me.

Speaker 12 (06:55):
Morning show.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
All right, let's get into the horoscopes. Who are you
gonna do on Wednesday? Choose wisely?

Speaker 13 (07:01):
Well, it is Christmas Eve, so I feel like there's
something charitable about that.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
So how about Nate today?

Speaker 14 (07:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
O God, why everybody. It's such a festive time of
year and night this let's get here we go.

Speaker 15 (07:15):
Okay, if it's your birthday today, you share it with
Ricky Martin, Louis, Tomlinson, and my former boss, Ryan c.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Chrest. He's fifty one.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
Today's on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 16 (07:26):
He was.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
He's a gift that keeps on.

Speaker 15 (07:31):
Capricorn, your strategy and focus is about to pay off.
A breakthrough moment is around the corner.

Speaker 9 (07:38):
Your day's at ten.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Why why are you doing that?

Speaker 13 (07:41):
Because Aquarius, your ideas carry weight. To share them confidently
and watch who listens closely. Your day's a nine Pisces.

Speaker 15 (07:49):
Look within, integrate, and then look forward. How you execute
your goals matters.

Speaker 13 (07:55):
Your day's at nine, Hey, Ari's it's okay to have
more than one mission. Your capable of executing multiple goals
at once. Your day's a seven Taurus.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Are you holding on to that grudge because you need
to or because you're used to it? Your day is
a seven.

Speaker 13 (08:10):
Hey, Gemini, You have the power to both uplift and divide,
So choose your next move wisely.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Your day's a nine Cancer.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
You are not too sensitive nor too different. It's just
that not everyone is meant to understand you. Your day
a stupendous six.

Speaker 13 (08:27):
Hey Wio, your job behind the camera is as important
as those in the spotlight.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Your vision creates worlds.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Your day's an eight. Virgo. Your grace in chaos is
your superpower. Stay centered and stay grounded. Your day's seven.

Speaker 13 (08:41):
Hey Libra, give yourself the same credit that those close
to you give. You're underappreciated your own contributions.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Your day's of five.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Scorpio. A chance encounter will reignite your drive. Follow that energy.
Your day is an eight.

Speaker 13 (08:55):
And finally, Sagittarius, trust that delays are divine timing, not
just detours. Your path will align your days of six
and those are your Wednesday morning horscopes.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I love this text that they want to give a
national shout out to all the old school drivers out
there that still rapidly flash their headlights to warn them
that the police officers ahead. They said that he says,
someone just saved me an expensive ticket. All right? Is
he illegal to do?

Speaker 16 (09:20):
Well?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
You know, I've heard rumor it is, but I don't know.
I don't why would that be illegal to do? I
agree with you.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Illegal, but then ways, being like police officer ahead is not.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I don't know. I think that flashing your lights is.
I don't Someone should correct us if we're wrong. But
I think that's a wives tale. I don't think that
that's I don't think that that's illegal. But I don't know.

Speaker 17 (09:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
But but do you do that. I flashed my lights
the other day to warn someone. And here's why I
justify it. I don't justify it by thinking, oh, I'm
going to save them from getting a ticket and getting busted.
I actually flashed the lights and it actually slowed them down.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
So there, Look what I did.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
You know, thank me later. Yeah. Frog.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
On the road that I live on, just outside of
our neighborhood, it is a road that's like three lanes.
Everybody drives really fast down the road, much faster than
the speed limit. And so the other day there were
like five motorcycle cops hidden in the trees and between
the two lanes when I went over that hump were
those motors. I was flashing every leg I could in
my cart. The people coming, they're all slowing down. I'm
just I'm trying to save my fellow human from getting

(10:24):
in trouble. I'm speeding over here.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
I don't want them to.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Their insurance is going to go up. They can't afford it.
But John slowed them down and it made everybody. I
see it.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
I see their brake lights come on right as they
see my lights. They all slow down. Nobody gets a ticket,
We all win.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
Well.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
The other day, I was driving down you know out
here we have country roads, and there was a car
facing me, coming in the opposite direction, but they were
stopped in the middle of the road, and I'm like,
oh God, what are they doing. Do they want me
to stop with and help them. They're not waving their
hands or anything. But as I was pulling me by,
they flashed their lights and I kept going, I'm like, God,
remember those rumors where if they flashed your lights and
they flashed back, they would pull you over and kill you. Yeah, like,

(11:01):
oh my god, someone in that key is gonna kill me.
Tim is online twenty Oh Tim hate Tim. So you
were the one who got flashed and you got saved
from getting a ticket, right.

Speaker 16 (11:14):
Yes, I did. It was I would just I'd buy
the person a pizza or a cold beer. They just
saved me a whopping ticket because I was I'm running
a little late for work, and I've come flying down
the highway after not getting my McDonald's because I'm running
late for work, which is going to probably ruined my day.

(11:36):
But I was really in a hurry. And I've seen
a couple of people just flashing their life.

Speaker 18 (11:43):
Like Matt, and I thought, you know what, I'm better
just slow down, man.

Speaker 16 (11:46):
I come over a hill and there's two cruisers side
by side.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
How fast were you going?

Speaker 19 (11:52):
Just a little, just a little shy.

Speaker 16 (11:54):
Of one hundred.

Speaker 20 (11:55):
I mean I've got pance worked for like thirty years.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
And okay, all right, Tim, I'm hoping you're driving safely now,
and I hope it slowed you down a little bit.
We want you nice and safe and I hope you
get your McDonald's today. I could do some of those
hash browns. They still have this right, I love it.
Yeah Jesus, all right, have a safe day, Thank you. Tim.
Joel h Joel got pulled over on Line five for

(12:30):
flashing his lights. Is this true? Is what state do
you live in? First of all, Joel, what state?

Speaker 18 (12:34):
I'm an?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm in Iowa because I've heard it it varies from
states to state. So they pulled you over. But did
they give you a ticket for flashing your lights?

Speaker 18 (12:42):
He gave me a warning, but they said that you
can't flash your lights obviously in front of a police officer.
It's basically impersonating a police officer, is what they said.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Not in person. I'm telling you this one there, I'm
not acting.

Speaker 21 (12:55):
Like a.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Car.

Speaker 18 (13:01):
I was driving a box car. So think about like
the old police cars. Oh, it might have looked a
little bit like that, like an undercover.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
But well, no, that's something your faulty designed a car
like that. All right. I don't know, I know, I
still think that if you can, if they should thank you.
If you flash your lights to slow someone down, they
should pull you over and say thank you for slowing
them down. I bet that's never gonna happen anyway. All right, Joel,
have a good day, man, Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 18 (13:29):
Love you guys, love the show.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh, thank you, thank you very much. I don't know,
you know, I'm just trying to help out what's scary.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
I remember growing up and my father was driving that
big boat of a Cadillac and party barge. Yeah, and
he had the Fuzzbuster. Now, the fuzzuster is a radar
detector and it started beating it and as the cops
were you know, the radar approach you here, and it
would start blinking like crazy.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
They said that those were illegal. Now I still they
are in some states. In some states they were legal.
Then how is ways not illegal? Well it's not yet.
Oh no, it could change. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
I love ways. Do those radar detectors really work? I
think with today's technology, Oh, they do work. Oh they
did back then, back in the you know, the eighteen fifties.
But as far as ways go, I use my ways
all the time, and if I see them ahead, I
start slowing down. I again, I think it's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Why not? But when I slow way down and then
I get up there and where it says the police
officers located and he's not there or she's not there,
like hello, so it needs to delete him.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
I'm guilty of putting fake alerts, like if you go
on there, you can put like hazard in the roadway.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Or something to there's like do that?

Speaker 5 (14:42):
You know?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Even worse than doing it, you're admitting that.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
You don't, because because there are funny options you can
put like what's in the road and so I put
like something funny in the road, like like not a
cop but like you know, like a fake road hazard.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Fro that's not you know what, people like you ruin
it for everyone?

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Got I can't have nice things, Froggy.

Speaker 18 (15:02):
Follow Show.

Speaker 12 (15:08):
New York, the Elvis around and this is one hundred
morning show.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Hey, where is where's Producer Sam?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
I think she's in her little studios.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
We have a little bit of a debate, and I
think we could kind of maybe pop the top on
that if Producer Sam could. But let me go find
her home running.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
She's running there, she is.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
This is almost the same. Well, we've had this debate
on our show before, but now it's like a different
a different type of debate. So, so you and your
mom went to the grocery store.

Speaker 13 (15:39):
We went to a store to buy pots and pans.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Okay, oh, okay, that's right, you went pots and pan shopping. Okay.

Speaker 13 (15:45):
So and my mom gifted me a beautiful set. It
was actually pretty expensive. And when we got to the
car and she was going through the receipt she saw
they did not ring up the pots and pans at all.
How many pieces in an eleven piece sets and.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
A retail actual retail price.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Not three hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
So you got to the car and looked at the
receipt and realized that the person did not ring up
the three hundred dollars pot pan and pot set, pound
ponded pant pom pots.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
And pants pots and pant Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
And the thing is is, while you guys were at
the cash register, the whoever was ringing you up said
something about how life just isn't great right now.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Well, we had a.

Speaker 13 (16:24):
Very nervous cashier and she clearly objectively was just not
good at her job, like we had a lot of problems,
and she was vocalizing to us, Oh I'm sorry, I'm
not really you know.

Speaker 12 (16:35):
So she was.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Right, okay, okay. So they get up to the car,
they look at their re seat, and they realized that
this three hundred dollars pots and pans set is not
even on the receipt. They didn't pay a penny for it,
all right. So the question is do you run inside,
have them scan it and then you pay for it,
or do you put the car into drive and drive away.

(16:58):
So your idea was to do what I panicked.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I wanted to go in and pay for it.

Speaker 13 (17:02):
Immediately, and then my mom said that we might be
getting this girl in trouble because she didn't ring us
up and we were probably gonna have to go to
customer service, not her.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay, the name of the story is not bed, bath
and be Gone. I don't know what the name of
the place was, but okay, So we have several opinions
going on around here. I just I can't believe that because,
and as you will feel about your opinion, your opinion
is the only way you should reach Yah. Let me
go talk to Chaz, who's very adamant about how he's feeling. Hi, Chaz,

(17:38):
thanks for listening.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
By the way, h good morning.

Speaker 18 (17:41):
I love your show.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh, thank you, thank you so much. Now, so what's
on your mind As far as uh, well, I'm not
going to give my opinion, but as far as Sam
and her mom stealing the pots and pants, say, go
right ahead. I don't want to weigh it. Go ahead.

Speaker 17 (17:56):
In my opinion, it is totally stealing because whenever you
go shopping, whether it's grocery, clothes, whatever, you kind of
have a running total in your mind how much you
should spend. So there's a difference between like maybe a
thirty cent gap and a three hundred dollars gap and
what you should have had to pay, So at that time,
it's really it really becomes stealing because you kind of

(18:18):
knew what you should have spent.

Speaker 13 (18:19):
Well, hold on, now, Chaz is saying, we knew we
walked out with the improper price, and that's just not true.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
That's different.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
But you didn't drive away. You were in the parking lot.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
And you right, But it's not like we wrung up
and were like quick, go go go. I have questions, Well,
you're about to quit, drive, drive drive, but we did
not realize the price gap and when we were bringing
wrung up for sure.

Speaker 17 (18:37):
But if you're at the registeran she says, well, you're
totally eleven hundred dollars, then it should have been like
fourteen hundred.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
A light bulb should have went off.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Didn't register that.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I gotta be honest, My light bulb would not have
registered either, Chas. But because I'm just don't, I don't
pay attention to life. What gags? What's your name?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Gon Dandi? This is me. I was thinking the same
thing as Chaz. What other stuff did you buy?

Speaker 13 (18:58):
What was the total when you walked out I don't
know what the total was, but mom went shopping for
her house as well.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
So Chaz has he has officially posted his opinion. You
would have been Steve had you not gone back. All right.
By the way, we still don't know what you did.
Don't tell me, all right, Thank you, Chaz, thanks for
listening to us. Thank you. Let me go talk to Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte,
Charlotte shot, Hi, Charlotte, Welcome to the show. How you

(19:23):
do it?

Speaker 22 (19:24):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Are you doing well? So you used to work at
you work at pet Smart? Are you used to, right?

Speaker 8 (19:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (19:31):
I used to.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, And this actually happened to a friend of yours
who was at the cash register. Tell us what happened.

Speaker 22 (19:37):
Yeah, So I'm working at the cash register next to him,
and he was ringing up someone who bought like a
lot of pet food whatever, and there was a case
of dog food underneath the cart that he didn't see.
It was like twelve cans of like the yellow Purina stuff.
And the customer walked out and almost immediately came back in,
and like the manager was right there and told him, oh,
you know, he forgot to bring up the cans. So
it was like a big deal, like they run up

(19:59):
the cans. He paid for it, no problem, But then
my friend got written up over it.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
See that's stupid, that's so silly. Look like, I know,
I'm sure, I'm sure they tell you, Charlotte, Hey, make
sure you take a look down at the bottom rack
of the basket, right.

Speaker 22 (20:12):
Yeah, they absolutely do.

Speaker 23 (20:13):
But I mean it less.

Speaker 22 (20:14):
It was like what less than twelve dollars?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I mean, yeah, getting renting up. I mean, you know,
I actually went to a grocery store once and they
actually had a camera down there, like just like Wendy
Williams shoe cam.

Speaker 20 (20:27):
All right.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
So so you're saying that when you do go back
and do the honest things, sometimes that employee can get
written up.

Speaker 22 (20:35):
Yeah, And I mean it's that cashier already felt like
she was on a shaky ground. I mean, my friend
wasn't well liked where we worked, and I think that
was part of the reason he probably got recommended the way.

Speaker 19 (20:44):
That he did.

Speaker 22 (20:45):
So, I mean, the cashier's already telling me that they
don't feel well about the situation. I wouldn't for them
under the buck.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Wow, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (20:52):
Wait, I don't see why you can't just go in
and repurchase it, like exactly. The cashier, Hey, I forgot
to buy this. I want to purchase and just pack.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Well, if managers watching they see it happen, I don't know.
I hate to hear that. Hello, Anna, how are you hi? Yeah?
So your opinion is this? What do you think?

Speaker 12 (21:11):
What?

Speaker 24 (21:11):
That's good they gave us to us, especially since the
department slush didn't pay for that.

Speaker 23 (21:16):
They wrack up.

Speaker 25 (21:16):
The price is so.

Speaker 23 (21:17):
High all the time.

Speaker 26 (21:18):
Oh no, Anna, I love you, no way, hold on, Anna,
and I love that you listen to us, and I
do appreciate it, but you are just so awful.

Speaker 27 (21:34):
If you're going.

Speaker 20 (21:36):
I believe in karma.

Speaker 28 (21:38):
You need people good and everything else, but that is
gonna lose her job and I hads coming to me.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
So you believe, you believe that it is karma, but
it's bad. But the store has bad karma because they
charge you so much money. So it's good for people
to take free stuff every once in a while.

Speaker 22 (21:56):
Well, actually take it out of the.

Speaker 20 (22:00):
Lily they had they had in the cartin.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Oh my god, Anna, Oh your front baby. I love you.
I love you, but thanks for listening.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
I don't know you normally I would agree with Anna.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Okay, so Daniel, how do you feel about it? Because
you're you're sort of famous on the show for stealing things.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
Yeah, so normally I would agree with Anna. But to me,
it's a very high priced item. So if it's fifty dollars,
they're under I would have said.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
Yeah, you know what Jet cut off for stealing gifts.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Really, it's still stealing.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
That's not stealing.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
Yes, it is not stealing because I didn't deliberately walk
out of.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
The store with the Daniel. Daniel, you're in the parking
lot and you see that you have a three hundred
dollars box at Plots and Pans you didn't pay for it,
or a forty nine dollars pan. Let's say you're not
going to go in and pay for it. You're in
the parking lot, you haven't driven away. Oh you know
what sucks.

Speaker 9 (22:59):
This woman is in a bad place no matter what,
because she would have going back in. I think would
have saved the woman's job, because if you think about it,
that's short.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
That is gonna come up three hundred dollars. Sure, no, no,
according to that register, those Pots and Pans never walked
past that thresholder and camera somewhere is going to pick
that up.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Maybe not, maybe not.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
The manager could be in trouble. You know what's up, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
This exact same thing happened with my mom and I
over sixteen dollars, and we got out of the car
and walked back in and paid the sixteen dollars.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Good.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, my mom was like, nope, this isn't happening, let's go.

Speaker 7 (23:34):
I am such a good person.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
She is. I think the lower price would have been easier,
car guys.

Speaker 13 (23:42):
I think a lower price would have been easier because
my mom wouldn't have had as much fear for that
girl's job. I think something about the price point equally
freaked my mom out.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
I'm not buying the fear for the job. No, no,
you don't have to. My mom's a great person.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Such a little effort to walk back in and pay
for it, all right, Well, now we don't know what
they did it. So, so you and your mom went shopping,
got out to the car and realized while looking at
the receipt there was a three hundred dollars pots and
pans set missing off the receipt. Your mother said we
should we shouldn't take it in and it'll get her fired.

(24:17):
You said we should take it in. What did you do?

Speaker 13 (24:19):
She made me go into the store, get the employee.
You bring her to the car and have her bring
us to a secret register so she wouldn't get in
trouble and bring up the pants.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Its way over.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
It was extra, Michelle is extra.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
That is not okay, there you go. All right, so
we all agree you did the right thing. You preserve
her job. At the same time you paid yes, and
Mom felt like double o seven.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
That's an expensive thing.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
It was so funny we found a secret register.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Now where was it was just the customer service one.
No one was using Okay, come on, you're all good.
We're good, and I'm not.

Speaker 13 (24:56):
I'm not cooking on cursed potware.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
That was my right. What I would worry about.

Speaker 13 (25:01):
I'm got to get food poisoning from the universe.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Every dish you would have made it, those pots of
paths would have been cursed.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Exactly, house fire or something like, oh.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
My god, my basch and mouse house is curdling. I well,
thank you, thank you, and thank your mom for doing
the right thing.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Thanks for the pots.

Speaker 8 (25:16):
Mom.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
All right, there you go. I'm glad that Daniel's got
to cut off of forty nine dollars Friday.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
I don't believe for one minute you would return everything.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Oh absolutely, I would be worried about Carmen. I would
think this that was going to burn my house down,
because I'll tell you we were at the home depot
and uh, we bought that. We couldn't get this. I
think I told this story.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Watch we couldn't get this screwdriver set to a scan
and finally Alex said, okay, there it goes. So, okay,
got it paid for it, got out to the car.
It was on the self checkout, yeah, and it wasn't
on the thing. I said, we gotta go back in
and pay it, and he said, eh, we'll come back later.

Speaker 7 (25:52):
Did you come back?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
No, hasn't happened yet. Still to this day, it bothers me.

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Speaker 2 (26:31):
Station, one hundred okay. So Scotty B and his beautiful
daughters had a great vacation. It was beautiful. They went
on Norwegian epic to the Caribbean. I mean where all
did you go?

Speaker 29 (26:42):
Like bon Air, in Bonair, Aruba, Curasaw, Saint Kitts, and
Saint Lucia.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I mean he went to every Caribbean island that has
a drink named after it. Now I'm back on Long Island,
also a drink. Look at you, you're an islander anyway.
So our friend Julie, who we love, who works with
us in Norwegian, says, Scotty, you deserve a massage. So
we're going to give you a gift. Go get a massage.

Speaker 16 (27:10):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
So Scotty's like, did you hesitate?

Speaker 20 (27:13):
No?

Speaker 29 (27:13):
I said, okay, it's not something I normally do, but
I'll accept, you know. So I went down to the
beautiful mendaua spa that the spa that they have on
all the ships, and you know, I booked a female
just you know, I'm more comfortable that way, you know.
And I lay down on the table and I said
underwear or no underwear, and she said whatever you're comfortable with.

(27:34):
Really yeah, really, see, you know, I wasn't sure. You
should never ever have anything on under that robe.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
See the place I go to has a note that says,
please keep on your underwear.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I always leave on the underwear, you do. What are
they doing with that area rubbing it?

Speaker 7 (27:48):
They're going all up in sat down.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Okay, we'll get back to that. So you booked your
your massage, yes, and you know a woman come in
the room to give your massag go ahead.

Speaker 29 (28:00):
Yes, I had a little consultation, you know, stress this,
that and the other. I'm like, yes, okay. So she said, okay,
get under the towel and I'll be back in a moment,
you know. So I disrobed, I got under the towel,
and I laid face down, you know, and she started
with the oils and the hot rocks and everything. It
was wonderful. And then I was just dreading the moment
where she's like, okay, turnover, and then it came. You know,

(28:23):
I'm sorry what that moment came?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
All right, shut up, froggy.

Speaker 29 (28:30):
She told me to turn over, and here in my mind,
because you know, they do the buttocks and it feels
really nice. Okay, you know, So so I turned over
and in my mind I'm like, Okay, this can't happen now,
you know, So there is a person that I think
of that makes that not happen at all. So if
you need a translation, Yes, there's a person he thinks

(28:53):
of that will prevent him from getting wood. Yes, yes,
But the problem is thinking of that person almost the
entire time kind of takes the joy out of the massage.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah. Well yeah, if they take the wood out of
the if they if this person takes the lead out
of the pencil, yeah, it's probably going to take the
joy out of the massage. I mean, look, I'm not
one hundred percent sure that that would have happened, but
I have to just make sure, so you know, I
took a little bit of the enjoyment out of it
by thinking of this person the entire time. So, women,
I guess you have Danielle Gandhi you really don't have

(29:26):
that problem.

Speaker 29 (29:28):
Well I'm sure it happens though, right, but it's embarrassing.
I think a minute when back up, So.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Do you how do you put this? Is there ever
a time where you want to prolong your session with
whoever you're with, and so you think of someone grotesque?

Speaker 7 (29:48):
I feel like that would put a stop to the session.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Yeah, and you know, biologically, anatomically, whatever you want to say.
Men and women are different. So it doesn't end the
party if.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
That happens for yeah, for us, it does.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yeah, you can keep partying.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
So when so Scotty was telling me this story earlier,
and so I immediately thought, well, hmmm, who do I think
of when I need to like, yeah, charge on through,
you know, And I and I thought, I, yeah, I
have someone I have thought about.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Do we know this person?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Non? Who is Scotty's person?

Speaker 30 (30:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
No, no, no, no, I will never say, never say he
told me who this person was. We're not even saying
he or she. We're just saying this person because we
don't want anyone I want to know who I have guesses,
don't guess what's.

Speaker 9 (30:35):
Scary as somebody you know who does this for a
living professionally. Do you think that they see this all
the time?

Speaker 7 (30:42):
Yes, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
If if you get massages, you hear farts, you see,
would yeah? They always just learn to ignore.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
It so they don't care.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
They're embarrassing though, But yeah, but it's hard to enjoy,
you know, the massage if you're worried about farting. Yeah, Nate,
I'll try and convert Scotti here real quick. I'm sorry,
I'm assuming I already tried that.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
By the way, my husband.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Scotti, I never ever tried to seduce your husband. I
did not.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
You wanted him before you passed them over him out.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
On a date that wasn't seducing. But anyway, go ahead.
I'm assuming you know what. Screw you, Scotty.

Speaker 15 (31:28):
I'm assuming you only choose women because you don't want
a man touching you and you getting aroused.

Speaker 30 (31:32):
Right.

Speaker 29 (31:34):
I don't know if that's it. I wouldn't mind a
man touching, but I would confer a woman.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I would say. I will say this.

Speaker 15 (31:40):
I went when I was on Prima, when we went
to Iceland, Peter, he gave me the most miraculous massage.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
The people will never go back.

Speaker 15 (31:50):
I loved Peter, like to the point where I wanted
to go get his phone numbers. Hey, if you're in
New York, can I get a massage for well?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I know, but haven't you had women who were just
as dry, never as good as Peter. I don't think
it's a male female thing. He it isn't me in
ways I didn't know I could experience because he's good
at what he does. I bet you a million dollars
there are women out there that can make you feel
just as great as as your big old Peter. But
what I'm saying guy like, if I got.

Speaker 15 (32:18):
Wood in front of him, I would have felt comfortable
because I was that comfortable in his hands.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
I'm so uncomfortable right nowtight met safe space. You got
to remind him and I was okay. We created a
safe space and I was okay with him, and there's
nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
You know, there's a note on the wall in the
place I go to that says, please don't ask for
like halfy ending, same things like that?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Ye kidding me?

Speaker 7 (32:45):
Yes, they must get requested.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Are you going to some crazy place? And some strip
malls would go to a better place, a local places.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
She's awesome.

Speaker 8 (32:54):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
But do they put a sign of the walls don't
get wood?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, you don't know, doesn't it I don't get what
it says, don't ask for happy endings, don't don't solicit
for anything.

Speaker 15 (33:04):
You know there signal for the happy ending. If you
want it, you leave cash on the table. I accidentally
did that one time and the woman. No, I didn't
do it on purpose?

Speaker 7 (33:14):
Did you let her do it?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
I turned over and she did this. She goes and
I'm like, no, Look, I've had a million massages in
my life and I've never been to a spa that
had a sign up that gave you directions about non
sexual activity.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Does it's bright orange?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
There's one by my house too. Into the place, it's
just don't go there, No, I love it. Just spend
a few more minutes and go to a place that's reputable.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Ninety minutes for eighty dollars. I'll take the orange sign.
You do one care And she.

Speaker 7 (33:41):
Gets up on the table. Sometimes she does things with
her feet on her and her elbows and her Oh yeah,
it's great.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Also, my place is on rub maps, so clearly they've
got a lot of people.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
Coming in there.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
And I'm sorry it's on what rub maps? Is that
a website?

Speaker 4 (33:57):
It's exactly what you think it is.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Wow, it's where you go for a happy ending.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
It's no, it's a list of places that you can
go for a happy ending. Obviously, somehow somebody there must
have accidentally done something weird.

Speaker 21 (34:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Here's what's bothered me about this conversation to me, and
I'm just hoping it's for a lot of people. Getting
a massage is not a sexual thing. Bro, Yeah, you
make it a sexual thing because it's all in your head.
As they say in the in your head, stop doing that.

Speaker 12 (34:27):
I do it.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
I just like the massage place.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
I do have a place near me that did get
shut down for that. The police were all there and everything,
and all the wives in the neighborhood were like, that's
why my husband's always up.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
And I played the voicemail for Scotty Ones because I
was like, listen to this voicemail basically just said we
got shut down because for some reason.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Well I love a massage. And if you're listening to
us right now and you you give a massage as
a as your career, thank you for what you do.
And I'm sorry that the people in this room are
making it sexual.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Not I'm just saying that sign orange.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
If you have an orange sign that says don't diddle
with your masseuse.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Yeah, then you know, find a new place, you know,
isn't They're a better way of saying it. It should
say like no extras or something like that. It doesn't
need to say like, we're not giving you a happy ending. Yeah,
there's no tug with the rub like, there's other ways
to say, Lord, what's scary?

Speaker 9 (35:26):
This text came in and said I went for a
massage once and the masseuse let it rip while they
are massaging me.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
It turned out his fear. Hell, well, that seems I
gotta say, that's unaccepted. What we're three blocks from a
rub map location. Just let you know this. You know what,
you don't need half a block your two doors down
from your Jao station.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Open twenty four hours? Is that like a little that.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
She douys hang out with me. I'll pay for your massage,
only take you to a regulable place, reputable place. Stop it,
stop it right now?

Speaker 17 (36:07):
Up?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Did you guys not take your iHeart Federal Communications commissioned
test yesterday?

Speaker 7 (36:13):
Obviously not.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I said to that. So we work for those incredible companies,
but for legal reasons, whatever they give us, these courses
we have to take every year involving all sorts of
legal things. So I took that forty seven minute painful thing.
It was like getting a root canal.

Speaker 16 (36:30):
That was.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
But I think what we're talking about now is on
there no we're not crossing.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
The line because we're in the studio.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, I've been very careful not to cross the line.
You No, being in the studio does not save you.
Damn is radio still the thing?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
You got to come get a massage with Danielle and I.
Sometimes you're gonna never never.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I would never go to that place. I would never
take my shoes off in that place. Sticky floors missing out.
That's my new dragon name, Sticky Floors.

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Speaker 3 (37:10):
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Speaker 2 (37:18):
Okay, let me get another Danielle on the phone. Hi Danielle, Hi,
good morning. You know we had to dump that because
you said the F word. Oh, stop saying the F word.

Speaker 7 (37:29):
Such a Danielle thing.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
How come all Daniell's have potty mouths? Danielle, Okay, look
we were talking about this. I think this is a
great conversation. Like in the dating world. Let's say you're
really like you're driving at the speed limit, but you're
driving faster than everyone in your dating scene. In your
early twenties. Don't you wish you had someone in their

(37:51):
upper twenties or thirties to give you some advice, like,
you know what, you need to know this, and you're
going to have an easier time of it. Right.

Speaker 23 (37:58):
I did have that. Everyone just liked him so much.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, what is your advice for people who were dating?
And then we'll figure out what we're talking about.

Speaker 23 (38:08):
Okay, Okay, So my advice would be to put yourself first,
put your happiness first. You don't have to make anyone
else happy, right, it's your relationship, it's not their relationship.

Speaker 30 (38:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
And I can say, especially when you're young, you're so
into making it work and it has to be successful
or if it's a failure, that means I failed somewhere.
So I need to, like, I need to do things
I don't want to do. I need to like put
them first because I'm afraid i'll lose them. You're saying
that is just hogwash exactly.

Speaker 23 (38:38):
Yeah. So I married my high school sweetheart after we
were together for ten years. I was twenty six, and
I knew I wasn't really into it, but I felt
the pressure because you know, you're together for ten years.
So that's what you do, and society pressures and family

(38:58):
and parents and you know, that's what we were supposed
to do. So that's what we did. And now we
are twenty eight and divorced and honestly happy. So I
think the happiness is the main thing.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
I think that's awesome and I think that people should
always function that way, because we say it all the time.
If you think of things like a lifeguard situation, you
can't save somebody else if you don't know how to swim.
So you have to be able to take care of
yourself and put yourself first, and then when you're happy,
you're a better partner for somebody else.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I get it, you are.

Speaker 23 (39:29):
It took me a very long time to realize that.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
And this is good to know with friendships, Yeah, it's
good to know in anything, friendships, kids, you have kids, Hey,
put yourself before your kids? Crew them?

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Well, no, you need, I think before you have children.
I mean, if you can, you need to be able
to take care of yourself because then you're going to
be you know, and you got to be less selfish
because you're going to be in charge of another human being,
you know, And at that point it's all about them.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
That's why no kids for me.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
No kids. It's okay, you know, it's good. It's good
to know and recognize. Listen, Daniel, thank you for listening
to us. Have a great and congratulations. It's never too
late in life to get it right. You know you're okay,
Thanks for listening. You do that potty mouth. Hello, Sarah.
So your advice to younger women out in the dating world.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Is what, well, this would have been my advice to myself,
because I'm now thirty four, is I always had a
thing for the bad boys, the tattooed biker motorcycle club dudes,
and they're fun, but they're not good for long term
at all.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
So if you if you know you're out there just
to have fun, it's okay to ride one of those
those bikers, right.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Uh yeah, But that was not what I thought. Like
I was with somebody for three years who turned out
to be extremely abusive on top of everything and being
a jerk.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
So that's the thing, you know, what you think? You know,
I just want to go have fun with a bad
boy because and I know it's not going to be
anything because he's a bad boy. But the thing is
you get feelings for the bad boy, but you're not
going to get him back, and that's when it all
turns south.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Right right, and and that wasn't And you know they
cheat and they're out on the road, especially if they're
in motorcycle clubs. Not to like put that down, but
it is what it is. You're not with them, they're
out for days at a time.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
So wow, So sons of anarchy, It.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Is that my life for three years, no life.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, and you put yourself second behind him, and he
hasn't grown up.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
It was what was considered acceptable. It was like, you know,
the club come first.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
There you go, all right, Sarah, thank you? Don't don't
don't you know, don't expect anything from the bad boys
other than a bad boy.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Right exactly.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
You can't change a bad boy.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Don't try to change anyone. Yeah, yeah, don't. If you
think you're going to change him, you are in for
a surprise. April. Your advice to people who are out there,
they're younger than you and you're like, okay, let me
give you a little advice. I learned the hard way
here it is. What is it?

Speaker 24 (41:59):
Don't settle, Oh my gosh, do not settle. I'm twenty
three and I wish coming out of high school, I
saw all these couples or whatever, and I end up settling. Yes,
thank god I got my two beautiful boys out of it.
But don't settle, like it's more to life than that.
Like you're young, like you have time, you know to travel,

(42:20):
you know, do things. Don't don't sell it's not worth it.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Okah, keep in mind, settling is different for different people.
How what was it with you? Like, what did you feel?

Speaker 14 (42:29):
Like?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
You were settling for you and you lost a little
a little step.

Speaker 24 (42:33):
Mine was the fact that I didn't want to be
a single mom, and so I took whatever I died
from him because I'm like, I don't like, who's gonna
want me with two kids like you, I have two
young ones. I'm like, yeah, I'm just gonna stay and
then one day or stuff and just put to me
like girl used to be that, Like what are you doing?

Speaker 13 (42:52):
Like get up and.

Speaker 28 (42:53):
Get on your feet.

Speaker 24 (42:54):
It's only gonna make you stronger.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
I love this. I love your call, April. You know. Yes,
we do a lot of research in the background to
see who's listening, who isn't listening. We have any Okay,
I don't want to make anyone nervous, but we have
like ten million listeners time. I know I don't mean
the bag, but we got a lot of listeners anyway.
In talking to everyone, we have found our show more

(43:18):
than most. We have more single parents, fathers and mothers
listening to our show. And I know that you may think, well,
I better stay with my partner and the parent of
my kids because no one's gonna want me. I gotta
tell you, you may have to look in different places,
but there are people that are going to find you
so interesting because you are a mother, right because you

(43:41):
have a family started. So you know, never give up
on yourself. April, your call is fantastic. Thank you very much.

Speaker 24 (43:47):
Oh, thank you, and I love you guys. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Thank you. Have a great day. Hey producer, Sam, what's up, hight?
So I learned something the hard way, Okay. Advice do not, whether.

Speaker 13 (43:57):
It be a small or a deep sing, pretend to
be really into something because the other person is into.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
It and you want to impress them.

Speaker 13 (44:04):
Example, it'd be something as little as a band, which
I used to do in high school all the time,
or my ex boyfriend was not very emotional person. You
guys know me, I cried four times a week, and
I was pretending that I was okay with like a
very shallowly emotional relationship.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Right, because you didn't want to upset him exactly.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
I thought I'll get too close and I'll scare him.
So I just lied to myself for a year.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Well there you go. It's great advice. Yeah, you know.
I wonder about this advice is does it really make
sense to give advice or is it better for people
to go through it and learn it on their own.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
I think it's great to give the advice, but I
think everyone has to understand, oh one's gonna take it.
They're all gonna go through it and do what they do,
because you have to get that burn to not play
with the fire anymore.

Speaker 7 (44:43):
I think you need to make your mistakes too. You
need to make your mistakes so you can learn from them.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
It's good. It'd be great to make the mistake and
go oh god, you know, Samantha told me on the
radio that I would do this, and I'm doing it,
and I did it. Text message. Okay, wait, not all
bikers are awful, all right, this is true. My aunt
and uncle the happiest couple. He's a biker, he's in
a biker club, the nicest, he's very fine. Okay, okay, yeah,
we can't be too quick.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
He's a bad boy biker.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
We can't generalize. What dating advice do you wish you
could pass on to people younger than you? From our
Facebook listeners, Jennifer says, give someone a second chance, never
a third. Stay true to yourself. Missy says, if his
family tells you to run, run.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, that's the biggest run.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:23):
Can you imagine if his mother tells you, don't do it.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I know that happen. I know Froggy's wife, Lisa, her
family said run. I'm kidding. Becky says, don't waste your
time trying to fix or change someone who isn't for you.
Move on. There are more people out here. On Instagram,
Teresa Smith eighteen says, when someone shows you their true character,
believe them. Yes, scary. What's your advice?

Speaker 9 (45:45):
I'm not a woman, but I would say stop drunk
crying on the curb while you're on the phone with
your boyfriend outside the bar on a Saturday night. Get
back in there with your girls and enjoy your weekend
because this guy is only temporary anyway.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Okay, let's talk about drinking and mind altering drugs. Ready, Look,
going out and having cocktails is great, going out on
a date with a little cocktail, maybe to ease the situation. Good.
When you start heavily drinking with someone you're dating, that's
when the wheels fall off the truck. Yes, because it's
bad decisions. I've been there, high emotions. I'm telling you

(46:18):
right now, because being drunk brings out stuff that it
shouldn't be out there. It's not real. Maybe it's too real.
Watch your drinking when you're dating someone seriously.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
In life in general, that's a good rule.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah, I know you mean drunk elsewhere.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
But then yes, I think people should really really pay
attention to like the advice i'd give someone obsession. Even
though you might think it's really cute, when someone's obsessed
with you, it's not cute. It turns crazy.

Speaker 14 (46:43):
Like.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
People need to understand what emotional abuse is, and that
is somebody calling you eighty times in a row when
they can't get a hold of you right yelling at
you about what you're wearing, like all kinds of things
and I'll know a lot of younger girls myself included,
was like, oh, he likes me so much. No, he's crazy,
not cool.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Well, yeah, he may have issues he's dealing with and
he's using your energy to power him up, and that's
not cool, not.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Cool at all. Run ladies, run from that one.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Hey frog, what's up?

Speaker 6 (47:07):
Careful to not lose your own identity because the things
that make you who you are, that's what made the
person attracted to you in the first place. You don't
completely revolve your life around that other person because then
you become much less interesting.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Talk about it, because you know what I'm going through
this right now. When I first met Alex, I had
a messed up, messy closet and now he's trying to
change me and make me clean it up.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Not cool.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
No, you fell in love with the crazy closet guy.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Did I think the messy closet's why he loved you?

Speaker 25 (47:37):
No?

Speaker 7 (47:38):
It is.

Speaker 31 (47:43):
And the Morning Show when.

Speaker 25 (47:55):
Wake up in the morning, here we go, you're waking
up with Elvis Durana see one morning show, litt go.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Let's go around the room. What's on your mind, Danielle,
what's going on in your head?

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Do you guys, remember when I came to you with
that new apple, the wild twist apple like and I
said it was like a cross between a honey crisp
and like a creepo is pink or a pink lady whatever.
I can't find these damn apples anymore. I am searching
for them. I have been looking them up online. When
I order my groceries, I look through all the apples.

(48:26):
When I go to I look through all the apples.
I don't understand did not.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Maybe like seasonal? Well, hey you know apples, Scotty Bee,
you're the apple expert. Yeah, I mean, aren't they's seasonal?
I mean they're here, then they're not yet. I know
which one she's talking about. Those are also regional. Usually
don't see those here at all. So you were very lucky.
That's what the red inside right.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Yes, it's so good.

Speaker 29 (48:44):
They are delicious, but the very short time frame and
we're lucky we saw them at all.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Next year.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Why can't you just go into the apple industry because
you seem to be very well versed. I would like
to I love apple.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
How do you Why do you know so much about apples?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
I'm a produce guy.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
He knows a lot about he does.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
I'm a produced guy. So Scott, all right, well you're
a special guest today, Scotty, what's on your mind?

Speaker 8 (49:07):
Said?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Okay.

Speaker 29 (49:08):
So I found a bunch of old photo albums at
my parents' house the other day and I was flipping
through it. Most of them brought me smiles and happiness,
but a few of them reminded me of childhood traumas.
So I'm thinking maybe we should get rid of old
pictures that cause us trauma, so we don't, you know,
go through it again. Like I found this picture of
me with my Chips Big Wheel and my baseball kid
pitching machine that I had when I was about four
or five years old, and I recall riding my Chips

(49:30):
Big Wheel down the block and the neighbor kid picked
it up and threw it on the ground and cracked
it and it broke, and I cried for days and
days and days and days, and so it makes me
really sad when I see it in its full form,
not being broken, and just the memories of the sadness
that it brought.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Me when I was a kid. You know, I just
want to get rid of that picture. Wow, I can feel.

Speaker 29 (49:49):
Your angs from yet here. Yeah, there were two toys
that were broken.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I was a kid.

Speaker 29 (49:53):
My dad broke my pickup pete because I wrote it
on his grass. He threw it over the fence and
broke that thing. Also, oh my god, this day did yes?

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Dad rage is so funny to me. Dad's just do
crazy things sometimes.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
His dad has Dick rage.

Speaker 29 (50:07):
I remember he was in his undershirt and his and
his cutof jeene shorts and I wrote on his grass,
which he took such great care of and he's like,
you'll get that out of here, and he threw it
over the ships.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Dick trauma Trauma producer, Sam, what's up with you?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
All right?

Speaker 13 (50:22):
I expect some interesting answers with this spread of personalities,
But have any of you ever gotten detention as a
kid for like a dumb reason, not a good reason,
a dumb reason. Okay, good Scottie, I can't wait. I
got detention one time in grade school because I was
such a goodie two shoes. And it's because I had
a substitute teacher and I didn't get my test signed.
I got an a minus on a test and I
came in and I forgot my mom's signature and she

(50:44):
gave me detention, and I was mortified because it's an
all glass room that they put you in right in
front of the cafeteria, so the kids just like stare
at you in shade. Oh my god, it's an A
minus and I'm still not over it.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
We forged the signature.

Speaker 13 (50:57):
Oh I don't forge signatures, babe, Goodie is remember?

Speaker 4 (51:01):
So yeah, that was my dumb detention story.

Speaker 13 (51:03):
My mom and I were talking about you that you
have a dumb One night, I have one.

Speaker 15 (51:07):
My brother and I were driving to high school and
we got stuck in a snow bank because it was snowing.
They didn't cancel school. We were late to school. We
got detention for being late.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Not fair cool Scotti haadway, I want to hear Scotty.
Is this gonna be good?

Speaker 32 (51:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 29 (51:24):
Well, there was an empty locker next to mine, so
a bunch of my friends and I we would get
like rotten food and fruit from the supermarket that was
on sale, you know, the old produce and jars of
things with no labels, And during class we would go
in the hallway and would drop them down the stairwell
so they would explode down at the bottom and someone
tipped off the principal and they came and they cut
my locker open with bolt cutters, and a coconut fell out,

(51:47):
and all this stuff can dropping out of it, and
so I got suspended, actually, which was suspension I got.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
I got a full week suspension for pretty reason.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
For breaking er stuffs in the hallway. You're such a
You're such an ass. You deservely uh ny, what's up? Okay?

Speaker 14 (52:05):
So?

Speaker 15 (52:06):
Uh The the concept of time blows me away.

Speaker 33 (52:10):
Right.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
If you had a.

Speaker 15 (52:11):
Calendar of the year, humans would not exist until like
eleven fifty nine or December thirty first. This is how
old the world is. I saw fact the other day
that blew my mind. Wooly mammots were still alive when
the Great Pyramid in Giza was being constructed. Wooly mammots
were still alive when people were building.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Wow, Wow, how crazy is that? I'm just astounded.

Speaker 15 (52:33):
I always think that wooly mammoths existed, you know, thousands
and thousands of years ago, and you know they had
been dead for long when people were here. Nope, they
still existed when that Great Pyramid was being built.

Speaker 20 (52:43):
Did it?

Speaker 7 (52:43):
Scary use of data? Wooly mammoth.

Speaker 9 (52:45):
No, no, noquadquah dated squad one time a chupcabra, there's
a one time.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Hey, but wait a minute, I wonder what animal we
still have walking amongst us now that in ten years
old be totally gone and we're gonna have the same
conversation again.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
So many yeah, yeah, sad.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
That makes me said, Hey, what's up? Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (53:07):
So you guys have all heard the saying blood is
thicker than water, right, yes, and we all assume that
means your family is more important than all of these
friends that you choose because blood is thicker than water. Well,
I recently found out that it's exactly the opposite that
the original saying is the covenant. The blood of the
Covenant is thicker than the water of the womb, which
means the friends that you choose are actually much more

(53:30):
close to you and important than just what you were
born into. And we've been saying it opposite the entire time,
or at least interpreting it in the exact opposite way
than it was meant to be. So when people say
that to you, check them, because that's not what it's
supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Ah, that was.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
My I should have started like Nate, did you know?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
And finally scary, what's up?

Speaker 34 (53:55):
Now?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I'm obsessed with cats. I don't own a cat.

Speaker 9 (53:57):
I've always wanted a cat, but my time line and
my algorithm serves me cat videos. So if you're a
cat owner, get this. There's this growing trend that you
you should go to home depot and pick up a
concrete slab. People are selling them like crazy, and then
bring them home. It's just a square slab.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
And putting it down. Your cat is gonna love it.

Speaker 9 (54:18):
I saw so many a compilation of videos where the
cat just goes it sniffs the slab and the cats
just climb right on to it and it lays there
like it's almost like it's it's like it's happy place.
Cats will love a concrete slab crazy, you know, I'm
talking about it square. It's like a square and you
just go get it to the in the concrete section

(54:39):
of like a home depot store.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Is that wild? I'm trying to help. Okay, calm calm down,
coming like a paver. No, it's aquare a square slab.

Speaker 9 (54:54):
You know when you buy you know, when you buy
squares of slab like concrete, those are called pavers.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Whatever, maybe paver. I don't know. I don't I'm not
a home guy.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
I want a home or.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
A cat guy. Couldn't be that. They because they're out
in the sun. They're warm, and that's why they're like
lying down on them. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (55:12):
But they seem so uncomfortable. It's so yeah, So don't
buy these square pavers your cat.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
But what is it remind them of outside? Maybe?

Speaker 35 (55:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
It's fascinating.

Speaker 9 (55:22):
I just saw a montage videos of all these cats
jumping on them, like.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
You know, I get it, like the way they would
play with a box. Cats like they like to light
down a warm thing. So maybe that's what that is.
Maybe it's a pizza stone. It's eight hundred degrees.

Speaker 25 (55:40):
It's for your kidd Wait, and the Morning Show, Elvis
Duran at the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
So the internet is telling me that I'm hanging my
Christmas tree lights all wrong? Oh why okay? Okay? First
of all, like many people, my tree backs up against
a wall, right, yeah, And we kind of talked about
this the other day. They're saying that you should never
ever put lights on the back of your tree. Why also,
you shouldn't wrap them all the way around the tree.

(56:15):
You're supposed to go up and down vertically, start at
the bottom and go straight to the top and then
back down again. Okay, I've never done that. I've been
doing it wrong all these years. Yeah, I've always gone
around in a circle.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
Well why does it have to be one way? Why
can't you do it the way you want to do it?

Speaker 3 (56:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Wrong, they say, they they are, they're back those people.
They say, you start at the bottom, you go straight
to the top, and then back down to the bottom,
and keep doing the entire front until it's filled.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Weird.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
You know what, the other day I saw someone do
the zigzag. I didn't like that at all.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
No zigzags weird. You can't zigzag it because that leaves
weird spots. But the up and down is very strange
to me.

Speaker 20 (56:58):
I know.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Look, you know what we all want, the max sparkle.

Speaker 34 (57:01):
Right.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah. They're also saying if you go up and down,
it's easier to take them off than going around and
around the tree.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
That's probably fair.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah, yeah, what's up? Scary thoughts on garland and then
you string garland.

Speaker 7 (57:13):
See I don't do garland because it winds up in
my cat's mouth and then I can floss them at
one point because it's coming out the other end and
the mouth, So we don't.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Want that, you know what. You know that happened to
my cat. We were aready talked about that years ago. Yes,
my cat, this is before you were around GONDI. My
cat kitty ate some tensil and she had tensil coming
out of her mouth and out of her butt. So
I'm assuming it was connected. I would have like Flosster,
it's very dangerous. I was like, oh my god, years

(57:44):
old anyway, Yeah, exactly. So do we all have trees
up straight? Do you have your tree up now?

Speaker 15 (57:53):
Listen? I know it would enhance my appreciation for the holidays,
but it's I'd have to go find the box with
the tree in it.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
You know it's.

Speaker 33 (58:04):
One.

Speaker 7 (58:07):
Can't you buy a small one at least and put it?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Use it again? Danielle? What am I gonna do with
so donate it?

Speaker 7 (58:13):
Then next year it again.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
It's Christmas. Get a tree, Listen. The holiday spirit does
not exist in a tree. It's in your heart, everybody.
I've got a wreath.

Speaker 15 (58:26):
It's fine, it's hanging on the door.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
It's you can't presidence under a wreath. What's up, scotty bee.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
We have three trees here at the station.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Just steal one. That's what they do here. That's a
good mind trick. Mind screw.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
You have a wreath on your front door, I expect
when you open the door there's going to be more decoration.

Speaker 15 (58:48):
By the way, stealing a Christmas tree does that like
eliminate the Christmas spirit?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
When I steals.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Face down the hole? Yeah, he took the tree and
all the ornaments.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Bob Bron's stole the light, the light Christmas tree, and
we replaced it. What do you play this? This is
for you. This is just for you.

Speaker 10 (59:10):
You're a mean one, yeah, a cuddly as a cactus.
You're as charming as any mister. You're a bad banana,

(59:30):
greasy black.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel. You're
as cuddly as a cactus. This is just Listen.

Speaker 15 (59:41):
A lot of people probably didn't put up a Christmas tree,
and they're totally fine with it because.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Then they just have to take it down when it's done. Well, okay,
that's a part of it, all right. So you know,
so you're gonna go to the entire season with no trees.

Speaker 15 (59:54):
What you're telling us I have? I got one in
the mail. It's like I don't know the size of
a postcard.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
This explains so much about Nate's bttitude lately.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
You have a battue. Yeah, having a Christmas tree all aglow.
At night, you get a glass of wine and by
the tree, listen to the music. It's really the most
the most relaxing moment time. I don't want people like
you and my house acting like that. Listen. Next year
will be different.

Speaker 15 (01:00:25):
We're gonna go all out and buy Christmas tree decorations
after the holidays when they're on sale.

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
All good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Gandhi, I know you and your boyfriend. You totally decorated
the house there in Michigan.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
I came home and he had turned this place into
a winter wonderland. I was gone for the weekend and
it's got stuff everywhere. I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I love that And Danielle I love how she blends
Halloween into Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Yes, I do have some decorations that work for both.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
She does, and you know that Froggy and Lisa, their
house is all day down. Dude, It's like Christmas threw
up in this place. It's unbelievable. I love thatious stuff.
The other day she did accidentally say I just don't
have enough place to put everything. Needs time to get
rid of some trinkets, househouse, and I bought all sorts

(01:01:14):
of Christmas plates this year. I am so gay. I've
been scary, scary you have a tree up right, I'm
not scary.

Speaker 9 (01:01:29):
First of all, in all fairness, the Grinch never he
didn't hate Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
He hated people and we all know that. Okay, so
don't call me a grinch.

Speaker 9 (01:01:37):
But I have I do have my Charlie Brown tree,
which is about two feet tall and has one one
silver bell on it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
And that's it. But that's it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
I'm not home to watch in her seat, always asleep
when I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
Home because there's not i mean crap else to do. Sorry,
there's not anything else to do. My girlfriend keeps threatening me.
She's like, I'm gonna get drunk and send you a
tree from Amazon.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
You watch. I'm like, don't don't much threat. I love it.
We are so in the Christmas spirit, yelling at people,
making them feel all tree.

Speaker 9 (01:02:08):
Yes, she's doing twelve and makes a Christmas on Instagram
and Oh my god, speaking of my friend Dana.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
You know my best friend Dana. She sent me this
this it's a chocolate shop Advent calendar. Oh nice, I'm
up to December twenty fifth. You already eat it all.
I've eaten. I'm eating the entire of December.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
It's all right, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
It's like, why do I can't wait? I want to
eat them all.

Speaker 12 (01:02:33):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
We had an Advent calendar for the cats. I mean,
the kids, get on what we got for the cats.
Let me tell you, this has been the biggest hit
in this house.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
The cats.

Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
Everything that comes out of that damn thing, they love it.
They go nuts. So I'm so.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Excited about the stupid habit.

Speaker 7 (01:02:48):
Of calendar for the cats because they love it so much.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
It's great to have pets in the house during Christmas. Yeah,
I love it. I love it. Hey, what are we
talking about?

Speaker 12 (01:02:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
How to decorate a tree? The Internet says, go up
and down and don't decorate the back of the tree.
I don't know, it's too late. I know I've failed again.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
But I always think if you don't decorate the back
of the tree, that thing's gonna tip over. I know
that's probably crazy for savvy.

Speaker 11 (01:03:15):
Nothing artificial holloy, somewhat intelligence.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Do you use your shiny heinie little personal? Elvis Duran
in the C one hundred Morning Show is guaranteed human.
Now we're getting personal C one hundred. I know you
love to make an interest.

Speaker 36 (01:03:37):
Is it's time for me to introduce Z one hundred
Morning Show?

Speaker 20 (01:03:43):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Do you have meny music for the scary? I sure do, yes,
Let's go talk to Brianna on line eight. Hello Brianna, Hi,
welcome to the show. It's good to have you here.

Speaker 28 (01:03:57):
Hi, I'm so excited.

Speaker 27 (01:04:01):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Is it true you're a fourth grade teacher?

Speaker 20 (01:04:04):
I am, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Oh you know that melts our hearts. So did you
decorate the classroom for the holidays?

Speaker 22 (01:04:12):
Oh yeah, like two weeks before Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Well anyway, so do you know your Christmas music?

Speaker 24 (01:04:20):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (01:04:20):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 28 (01:04:21):
I listened to it all the time during this time year.
My husband wants to like drive me insane, you know driving?

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Okay, this is good. What we're gonna do is play
a round of finish the lyric Christmas hits. Okay, you
think you know all these words, You're gonna be a
little surprised. I was trying to test myself, and I
was like, whoa, I didn't know those were those words.
So here we go.

Speaker 28 (01:04:44):
How I hear these con contests, I'm always like, how
do you not know that? So I'm hoping I do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Okay, Yeah, we're hoping the Christmas classics will be easier
to recall. Hey, Nate, we have something special to give
her at the end of this. Yeah, okay, so we
may have to unwrap a present for you. All right, well,
here we go. Let's play finish the lyric Christmas hits.
Here is song number one, number one. Finish these lyrics.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
It's the most wonderful time with the kids, jingle belling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Go and.

Speaker 28 (01:05:18):
Hearts will be telling.

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
Give a good chear.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Hearts will be telling understand I don't know, hart it's
it's and everyone telling you be of good share. It's
the most wonderful time of year.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
And everyone telling you be a good cheer. It's the
most wonderful time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Thank you, Mandy Williams. All right, let's try this one.
You'll get this one, no, no problem here, Brionna. Listen
closely a.

Speaker 30 (01:05:48):
Pram Oh Christmas, just like the ones I used to know,
and go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Your day very oh no, you forgot about the treetops
listening and Chauldren listening and hearing slam through up. Okay, listen, okay, okay, okay,

(01:06:24):
let's let's try this one. Here we go. I want
to him.

Speaker 7 (01:06:27):
The bottomus hip the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Come on, don't wanna doll.

Speaker 19 (01:06:37):
No dingky dingerjoy go, I wanta hippopa away joy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Lit here we'll be all right. Let's try this one. Okay,
let's see you can finish these lyrics. Here we go.

Speaker 34 (01:07:01):
What I keep my diousness batistical?

Speaker 35 (01:07:08):
Catch?

Speaker 16 (01:07:10):
Tell me there?

Speaker 28 (01:07:16):
Oh thank god? You keep cutting it up where I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Well, it's been a year. It doesn't surprise me, going
and off. Okay, I know it's very challenging. Okay, let's
see if you can finish these Christmas lyrics. Brianna to
look a lot like Christmas everywhere you go. Okay, go.

Speaker 28 (01:07:46):
Take a look at the five and ten listening once again?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Where is Candy Canes?

Speaker 10 (01:08:04):
Very good?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Our friend, Michael, But boy, all right, you got one.
This is good. Okay, You've got to finish these lyrics.
Listen closely, here we go.

Speaker 28 (01:08:10):
Rihanna, Santa Claus will make me happy?

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Okay, good yeah, all right, the official theme for the holidays.
All right, here's here's a challenging one.

Speaker 28 (01:08:53):
Go please Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Be all right, here's one of my favorite Christmas classics
of all time. Finish these lyrics. At the dark wait
to see the man chilling when his dog in the
park flow the very.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Slowly whooped my heart full of fifth.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Come on Christmas in Hollis run DMC.

Speaker 28 (01:09:22):
I can't even try.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Okay, looked at his dog. Oh my god, an ill reindeer.

Speaker 16 (01:09:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
How about how about this one? Brianna listening jingle bells
around there? Jingle bells wing and jingle.

Speaker 28 (01:09:43):
Bells ring, snow when and blowing up bushels are fun?

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
There you go, Gay, you got it.

Speaker 32 (01:09:52):
Snowing and blowing, blowing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
All right, there's no way she's gonna get the next one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
You don't think so, No way, Danielle will.

Speaker 37 (01:10:05):
That's favorite streets is riding so much to you.

Speaker 7 (01:10:11):
But I'm gonna be under the missile very good.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
Love you bebes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Is this next one? I'm gonna get this? That's not
my next one? Yes it is, Yes, Christmas it's the
best time all the year.

Speaker 28 (01:10:39):
I don't know if it will be snow.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Very good.

Speaker 37 (01:10:45):
I don't know if there will be snow, but I
have a here the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
One famous Burl Eyes. All right now, this is the one.
I don't know if you're gonna get this one. See
if you do this my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Song, timmy don't live.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
To tell me?

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
Really don't.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Yes, I heard words of rhyme.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
If he won't be here next year?

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
All right, the best Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Are we still playing this game? We've been playing it
since last Christmas Christmas. Okay, let's see if you get this.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
One run up that I gotta make it. The town
satra making very colling.

Speaker 14 (01:11:45):
He can take the freeway down, run run rude.

Speaker 21 (01:11:52):
Yeah, because I'm reeling really like a merry go round.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Okay, I got two more. Let's see if you can
get it, get at least one of these. Here we go.
Here's the next.

Speaker 7 (01:12:12):
The fun I've missed. Think of all the fellows that
I haven't kissed.

Speaker 36 (01:12:21):
Next year I could be just as good.

Speaker 28 (01:12:26):
Mm hm, oh my god, you're so close.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Next year I could be just as good if you
check off my Christmas. Okay, one more, and of course,
this is, of course the song that everyone canceled last year.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Here we go.

Speaker 33 (01:13:01):
Neighbors money, Yeah, whatsaps?

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
What's it is?

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
We all agree it's it's a very ray Pe song.
Oh my god, baby, it's called all right. Guess what
we have something just for you. We love our friends
at DeLong and we're gonna give you your your comby
all in one coffee and espresso maker. You're gonna love it.

Speaker 28 (01:13:36):
Brianna, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
You know you have a very merry Christmas. Hold one
second and thanks for listening to us. And there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:13:49):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 36 (01:13:51):
I just spend all night wailly Christmas bay other can
and I don't seem right that there's something in the juneion.
It does make the sound, but a resumevery Christmas. There's

(01:14:15):
something's acco in the jun and I don't know what this,
but spend all week long while the donkey's fucking up
the chimney flute and we don't know what work gona
discause there's something in the jumner. It doesn't move around, han,
it's been a.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Week since Christmas.

Speaker 36 (01:14:40):
No, there's something succo in the gymney and I don't
know what this, but spend all month long. Well it's
tanned up tied above the fire up. Plus now the
house smells funny, such a big duskish that there's something
in the g me and it doesn't talk at us,

(01:15:02):
and it's been there since last Christmas. They suck up
in the juney and I don't know what I spend
all year long. I'll be waiting up percent to like
I didn't last year. But my brother he's already here

(01:15:27):
and he's stuck up in the tone and he does
play work, and he'll be there every Christmas and we'll
have him every Christmas.

Speaker 22 (01:15:48):
I like, where you looking?

Speaker 11 (01:15:50):
You follow us on Elvis ras show on Social.

Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
Hundred.

Speaker 13 (01:15:57):
Honestly, Elvis, it's like my se get favorite way to
wake up in the morning.

Speaker 20 (01:16:04):
He went on Good Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
I was walking around town yesterday. A lot of people
were walking around and join the outdoors. It was a
beautiful day, a lot of dogs, a lot of dogs,
And at one point in the park I realized there
were six dogs in like one little area, and I'm like,
I can't go over there because the dog I'm most
frightened of is in that pack of dogs.

Speaker 12 (01:16:27):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Yes? Hey, look if and I have a really best
friend who loves Chihuahua. She's always had chihuahuas and they've
always been mean to me and they bite me, and
I'm like, but they're mean the ones I've come in
contact with the same way, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
I am terrified of them. I mean, their strike ratio
is out of control, how much they bite people. And
I am you know me, I love to touch a puppy.
I will approach one, and they are the ones that
taught me to stay the hell away because they will
bite the hell out of you, and nobody does anything
about it because they're like little rats. And I think
it's so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
It's not cute, it's true, you know. And I have
other friends who have pitts and and they talk about
what it's like it being, you know, an owner of
a pit bull, and a lot of people have a
thing against them because you know, you've heard the stories
this and that. But I love pities. I think they're great.
That little jewel, that little half pound hihua, Yeah, freaks
me out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
And you just want to like, like, man, when Chihuaha's
come at me like that, I want to be like,
do you know what I could.

Speaker 16 (01:17:25):
Do to you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
I won't you won't they know it. Actually, they know
you won't do it. And if you're a Chihuahua lover,
I'm so sorry, but you know, just let you know.
I'm sure this isn't the first time you've heard this. Yeah.
So when I was when I was a small child,
I got bitten by a Pomeranian whose name was Twinkles,
and twin a dog named Twinkles ate you, yes, and

(01:17:48):
so to this day, and I love dogs, but if
I see a Pomeranian, I'm instantly like on guard, like, okay,
this is the revenge of Twinkles. I mean, can't be
the kid. I'm like, no, I literally Twinkles ate my
hand up. I have been thinking the same thing about
older poodles because Shauncey are friends my parents' friends dogs.

(01:18:09):
Shauncey used to eat the hell out of my hand.
I'm like, I know Shauncey would come to me. I
didn't even get near Shauncey.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
I mean too. I had two giant poodles that lived
next to me when I lived in pember Pines. Man,
those things, I think that they thrived on harassing people
and trapping them in their cars because when you would
pull up, they would just surround you. You couldn't get
out because they were nippy too, and they were giant
no things.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Yeah, So there you go. Dogs and we're dog lovers.
I mean, you know when we love dogs, my little Schnauzers.
But you know what, I've had friends who were afraid
of my Schnauzers because they had a bad Schnauzer experience
when they were a kid. So you know, dogs are
individual beans. I get that they all come from different,
different backgrounds and whatever. Different.

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
My sister was attacked by a bull mastis Is that
how you say his name? Yeah, when I was babysitting
it or dog sitting it. The dog for some reason
didn't like the smell of her. And oh my gosh,
that I don't even can't even get into.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Details because that's a big one.

Speaker 7 (01:19:07):
She has scars from it still on her arms.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
There you go, all right, dogs gotta gotta love.

Speaker 11 (01:19:13):
Them wherever you wake up, and we're not judging you
do it with Elvis and the C one nured morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
On the C one hundred channel.

Speaker 12 (01:19:23):
With our free I heard rate.

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Alista an as a C one hundred morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
On the first day of Christmas.

Speaker 27 (01:19:45):
My true love gave to me a pot regional pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me two cutty sucks and the paw regional pair three.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
On the third day of Christmas, my true.

Speaker 27 (01:19:58):
Love gave to me old crows, two cutty shocks and
the pot region appear three. On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me four old Fitzgerald's three
ol crows, two cutty shocks.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
And the paw region a pear three. On the fifth
day of Christmas, my true love gave to me hi
ry raw.

Speaker 35 (01:20:21):
Raw poor old Fitzgeral three all close, two caddies.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
And the paw three poor three.

Speaker 35 (01:20:31):
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me six guber libras by y for old Chelsea
or further two caddies and a tree and the bird
with the fruit on the limb.

Speaker 29 (01:20:47):
Ah.

Speaker 35 (01:20:48):
On the seven day Christmas, side too all gates.

Speaker 27 (01:20:50):
To me seven Johnny walks, six few believers, fisher Jersey
crowd de hardies heldre.

Speaker 35 (01:21:00):
And a and the tree and the man who.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
I ain't think I say Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
I hate old fashion.

Speaker 34 (01:21:13):
So serens Nime says I want sister believe. I don't
pour over chelouse seal what different and surry window fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Then I think I.

Speaker 36 (01:21:32):
Name mate mate maa mate my nae is seen a more.

Speaker 19 (01:21:41):
Name margueritea want haste old fashion sens.

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
I want my sister your belief, I poor over she'll
see you what you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Tell him to again?

Speaker 34 (01:22:00):
Tell him maham nor is it really mister n n
roade o rulers.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Basically our past says I what sisterable?

Speaker 7 (01:22:14):
I have boopish sister, want to picture ji buck cred.

Speaker 9 (01:22:19):
I know?

Speaker 8 (01:22:19):
Let me from.

Speaker 38 (01:22:22):
Might you legged.

Speaker 35 (01:22:35):
Dragged bloody Mary.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
General mahalla there is.

Speaker 34 (01:22:42):
It's your potential system to project.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
I'm drive you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
From r I ja.

Speaker 39 (01:22:53):
Charge by my men that green stuff and I'm irigamodest
shoe question or.

Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
Oil cool.

Speaker 39 (01:23:16):
A bad.

Speaker 11 (01:23:24):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
All right, let's get into Garrett's phone tap. Tell me
all about it. Set it up well, Roger is playing
a phone tap on his daughter Jen. Now Jen is
about to have a sweet sixteen, which mom and Dad
are paying for because you know they're they're very affluent family,
so a lot of great things are going to be
happening at the Sweet sixteen. So I want to start
the call to Jen, the birthday girl from the DJ company, saying, hey,
we got some few things to tie up before the

(01:23:50):
birthday party, and then Dad's going to join the call
and piss off his daughter a little bit. Oh so
this is a dad phone tapping a little spoiled daughter.
I'm a ses all, let's see what happens in today's.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Is this Jen?

Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:24:05):
This is Jen.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Hey Jen, this is Chris over Soaps. We're doing your
party in about three weeks. Oh, Hi, who are you great?
Can you talk right now?

Speaker 23 (01:24:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:24:15):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Cool. We're gonna need to get into the venue a
little bit earlier, just because some of the stuff that
comes along with this package is going to take some
time to get in.

Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
Okay, all right, like how much earlier, just about.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Like two or three hours. The sleigh itself is going
to be a little difficult to get in the sleigh.
Me and my crew we're going to be dressed as
Santa Santa's helpers.

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
And uh uh wait are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
We're gonna do pictures with Santah. We're gonna have our
elves give out some some candy canes and it's gonna
be great.

Speaker 20 (01:24:49):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Instead of the limbo stick, we're gonna have one big
candy cane.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
That's gross. I don't want that at my party.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Oh are you sure?

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
Yeah, I'm sure it's my party. I have to get
back to school.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Santa Claus is coming to the street sixteen.

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
You did so good. That was hilarious. Oh man, hold on,
Oh she's calling me right now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
All right, don't answer. We're gonna call her right back,
and you're just gonna do all the work, okay, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
Yeah, yeah, alright, daddy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
Well, hey, I just got to call it from the
DJ company or something, right, and they just told me
that they're going to have like a Santa Claus at
my party. What is going on?

Speaker 8 (01:25:36):
Well, we thought we thought that would be nice.

Speaker 14 (01:25:42):
And no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 8 (01:25:46):
Well I don't think that's if you're.

Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
Not listening to me, hello, you stupid. I don't want
a Santa Claus there.

Speaker 8 (01:25:54):
Now, wait a minute. Everybody enjoys Santa Claus. And they're
elves and there's dozen of them, and.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
I don't care if there's forty two. I don't want
them at my party.

Speaker 8 (01:26:06):
Well, your mother thought this was was was the best
one they had.

Speaker 20 (01:26:10):
Dad.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
I am sixteen, okay, I'm not eight years old anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:26:14):
But we got you Santa Clause for five thousands.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
I want you spent five thousand dollars. Yes, are you
kidding me? He said, five thousand dollars on Santa Clause.

Speaker 8 (01:26:28):
Yeah, oh pretty penny.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (01:26:32):
Dad?

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
He said, five thousand dollars. And you came and buy
me a car.

Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
Five thousand dollars for your birthday at sixteen is quite
a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
It's not quite a lot of money when Drake costs
one hundred thousand and you're being cheap and you're not
going there.

Speaker 8 (01:26:48):
Sanna will take everyone on his lap. You can, you
can sit on his lap, you and your girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Oh and that's well, Dad, that is so gross. I
don't want to have my friends go sit on.

Speaker 23 (01:26:58):
The some old per lap.

Speaker 8 (01:27:00):
And he's not an old servert, he's an it's a
it's an impersonator doing Santa and she will.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
Dad, I don't care, okay, unless you're gonna have Drake
there dress up at Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
And I don't want it.

Speaker 8 (01:27:14):
You have to let go of the Drake thing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
It's I'm not gonna go there.

Speaker 23 (01:27:17):
I don't want it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
You're so mean, Jen j listen to me.

Speaker 8 (01:27:22):
I don't want calm down.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
No, I'm not gonna calm down.

Speaker 33 (01:27:26):
You come down.

Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
Do you listen to what I want?

Speaker 8 (01:27:29):
Honey? Anyone looking at you on the phone, I think
you're a lunatic. No comown bring you.

Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
And me on the phone, and I'm no, Alluma take,
don't call me Alanna take. I have a stupid birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Party with hey Jen, Jen? What money is? Actually? Garrett
from Elvis during in the Morning Show and you just
got phone tat Oh.

Speaker 17 (01:27:47):
My gosh, oh that was so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Whatever, I gotta go.

Speaker 29 (01:27:59):
Pe this saltables pre recorded with permission granted by all
partises the.

Speaker 11 (01:28:05):
Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 37 (01:28:11):
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and
we all know Frosty who's made out of snow. But
all of those stories seem kind of gay because we
all know who brightens up our hauling day, mister Hanky

(01:28:35):
Christmas pood, small and brown. He comes from you sit
on the toilet inter he comes, squeeze in between your
festive buns, a present from down below, spreading joy.

Speaker 8 (01:28:46):
With a howl.

Speaker 37 (01:28:47):
He's seen the love inside of you because he's up
piece of food. Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny. He
can be brown or greenish brown bud. If you eat
fiber on Christmas Eve, he might come to your town.

Speaker 7 (01:29:01):
Mister Hanky, Christmas poof he loves me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
I love you. Therefore vicariously he loves you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
I can make it, mister King too.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
We're cow crazy, come good, push.

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
The way man he see his head. I'm mister Hank.

Speaker 38 (01:29:31):
The Christmas poof cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
And stream, Ain't I love you?

Speaker 8 (01:29:35):
Nuts?

Speaker 36 (01:29:35):
Chang shine trying time chime way now before not to
wash his game.

Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
I like to play.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
Stick me in.

Speaker 7 (01:29:42):
About there and try to stay honey.

Speaker 37 (01:29:46):
Christmas times, mister Hay Christmas poof Christmas leaves.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
He must leave to.

Speaker 14 (01:29:54):
Shoot you down.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Body's never gone.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
He smell.

Speaker 11 (01:30:08):
Follow at Elvis dat Show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
On Tuesday, doesn't fight. I've been thinking about the things
like you and you.

Speaker 11 (01:30:22):
Say, this is Elvis Darez and the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
You get you know, I told you the story about
when I was a kid and I swallowed a Barbie shoe.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
Oh yeah, and then something weird happened, you like, found
it in an X ray?

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Right, No, it came out during a colonic also weird.

Speaker 17 (01:30:43):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
Now, barbie shoe was really well made. It lasted a
long time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Okay, Seriously, when you were a kid or maybe later
in life, did you ever eat anything that you weren't
supposed to eat? And then yeah, to find later, not
that I remember.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
I had to go to the doctor once because there's
this little Indian snack and it has these tiny little
balls of like sugar, and I wanted them, so I
stuffed them in my ears and nose and they got lost.
My mom had to take me the doctor to get
them out lost.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Did they find them?

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Yeah, they got them out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
See that's the thing. We have a lot of people
who listen who work in the emergency room, and you know,
they have to extract all sorts of things from all
sorts of different orifices. So how did you find the
milk cud in your underwear? It's my first question. Oh though,
the milkdut in my underwear was a whole different thing.
That was how do you know that was a milk pud.
It was a milk dut scary. So when I was

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a kid, I ate a rubber eraser that looked like
a cheeseburger. A kid lose an ice cream cone, and
the other was they look so looks real?

Speaker 7 (01:31:47):
Your food up sessions started?

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Did it come out eventually?

Speaker 12 (01:31:53):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Yes? So I ate a few lego heads. Now, with
lego heads, you could pop them on and off. This
legohead that I wanted to switch heads on wouldn't come off.
So I did what any reasonable kid would do, use
your teeth. So once you use your teeth, there's no
controlling it once it pops off. I swallowed it. You
think I would learned my lesson because a few days
later I did the same thing. So for a week

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I was shifting through stuff to find lego heads. That's
the thing. Some of these things look tasty like yellow.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
People are texting in and I ate a cigarette never
came out. I swallowed my mom's wedding ring as a child.

Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
Oh unfortunate, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
So Brody ate a penny.

Speaker 14 (01:32:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
The sad part was it came out tails.

Speaker 12 (01:32:38):
It did.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Literally, We'll get into that later.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
As an adult, I have swallowed a couple of my
teeth diamonds?

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
How many you know when you first had the diamonds
and planted on your teeth, you got a lot of
grief from some of our listener it did, and then
it went away. But they just dislodge and you swallow them.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
Exactly the moment I lost one of them, I bit
into a piece of broccoli and I was like, oh,
that was kind of tough. Diamond gone old.

Speaker 7 (01:33:03):
It's tiny enough for I guess it just kind of
comes out.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
In your expensive Yeah, it just comes out cheap, so
it depends where you go to get them. But this
one that I had right here is one hundred bucks. Broccoli.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Must be nice to be wealthy.

Speaker 12 (01:33:17):
Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (01:33:18):
I actually sent a message to the person who put
it in and I was like, listen, this was only
here for like two weeks. I want it back.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
She was not responded text. When I was younger, I
put a marble at my nose because I thought I
could I could hold the other nostril and shoot it
across the room. It got stuck and it had to
be removed by a doctor. I don't know, so I
think we learned our lesson at an early age. Mine
was the Barbie shoe and it came out.

Speaker 7 (01:33:44):
Hadn't things up your orifice?

Speaker 20 (01:33:47):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
But the body is an interesting thing because I know
I had a cat, and I think I've told you
this before. I had a cat who ate ten sol
off the Christmas tree. So she kitty still had the
tensil coming out of her mouth for like a day.
But then the it came out of a rear end.

Speaker 7 (01:34:01):
You could you can.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Actually floss my cat? And I didn't know should I
just cut it and just pull it out? Do you
pull it out? They? Do you pull from I don't know.
I'm afraid it gets it got wrapped around some oregon
or something.

Speaker 7 (01:34:13):
I would pull off from the bottom because once it's
in your butt, you don't want to come out your mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
May I get back to you on that?

Speaker 7 (01:34:22):
Please do?

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Hello, Patty, how are you hi? It's one of those conversations,
one of those conversations you know won't end up on TV. Sorry, So, Patty,
wou'd your.

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
Brother eat a paintball?

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
How do you eat a paintball? I mean those are
there's a big aren't they?

Speaker 7 (01:34:43):
But did it explode in his stomach?

Speaker 20 (01:34:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
He was really sick.

Speaker 22 (01:34:46):
Afterwards, and we had a complaint and control about it,
and they said that he would be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Did he poop green for a couple of days.

Speaker 8 (01:34:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
It's disgusting, all right, Well, thank you, thanks for listening. Anyway,
I don't know what. I saw a barbie and it
reminded me of the barbier shoe. People say, where do
you come up with these stupid things to talk about?
It's just you see something you're like, Oh right. We
was talking for fifteen minutes about swallowing things like barbie shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
More interesting than swallowing too. Sometimes there was this whole
list of interesting things people have gotten lodged up there. Yes,
not in an attempt to keeister, but just in general.
One person tried to get the thing out of their
booty with tongs and then got the tong stuff too.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:26):
Look at the X ray, Oh my god, what it
looks like at the gin office?

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
What is the thing that was originally up there?

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
I don't know if I can say it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Okay, Hello Larry, Hello Larry. As a teacher your students,
I'm sure they swallow stuff all the time. What was
the latest?

Speaker 18 (01:35:46):
There was an air an air pod.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
Oh no, it'd be so upset.

Speaker 7 (01:35:50):
Wha wait, like the little piece you put in your
ear right?

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Yeah, okay, it's not too big.

Speaker 7 (01:35:57):
No, how'd you swallow it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
His student research?

Speaker 22 (01:36:02):
Hey, so he did research, make sure it wouldn't hurt
him or kill him, then decided to eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Could you still hear it?

Speaker 20 (01:36:08):
Yeah? As I went down the topics, you to hear it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:13):
And playing in the stomach pasty weird.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
All right, thank you, Larry, and thanks for being a
cool teacher. We need more of you. We appreciate it
very much. All right, moving on, we call that network
time killers.

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Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
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Speaker 11 (01:38:13):
Inside Hollywood, literally, or as Ryan says, literally. Ryan Seacrest
is up next after.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Elvis Duran in the one hund mid Morning Show. All right,
shows done, Let's get out of here until next time.
Say peace out, everybody. He's out, everybody,